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Hello? Hello? Hello?
That was a guess
Cables
hello hello
climb out of your sabbou
to back you from your sabbou
Let's go. Zero all sauces today, my goat. Zero what? Zero losses, hell yeah. Only wins
Let's do this.
Kiana
Gnar
Gwen, that's more like it
I actually know what it's a good strategy to do
You always pick early scion, pick 1, 2, 3 scion, blind it
And then enemy picks a giga counter like Gwen
That beats tank scion
And then you go 80 scion
This is actually a lot more playable.
Oh
Minions have spawned
I'm back
That's freaking oh shit the minions spawned so fast
We can fast.
Cheval.
We can fast again though. 800 movement speed.
Chills.
I'll rip the meat from your bones.
Nice, wow that actually worked.
She's gonna give the kill to the ambassador I believe, cause she can use the snowball much better than me.
Oh my god, I can't see us.
I have TP to lane here, to hold the freeze, it all depends on whether or not he's gonna
crash I think I get there in time
this is fake freeze but when we lose a lot
Bas, you were mentioned at LEC today, in what context, best players of all time more?
Where is the f***ing gun, man?
I hit!
I used my flash, I used my ult and no kills, are you kidding me?
Disaster.
I'm just gonna leave him alone.
I'm just gonna leave him alone.
I'm just gonna leave him alone.
I wonder if I'm just cooked in the lane now
I still have a 5, by the way.
I don't know what to do with them
The
I guess it just came up.
Oh, it's back into it.
I
Nice.
Good job, Mbessa!
Very nice, very nice.
What is that, like four ganks from Mbessa?
I love this chicken
Yeah I'm so strong now she's fight her.
I'd rather die than lose the wave.
You don't have TP, so I'm going to get Played in and I should really mess with her, I'll be right back in the lane.
like you're not coming back here
she knows
What?
What?
Oh, no.
Bro, what was his talent that much?
The fucking thing.
Oh
Robosis talent damage the fuck
Always to marching.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Do not bleed.
I don't have ulti, I want a gruff for dragon but I don't have ulti
I can't go there anyways honestly
I'm gonna have to go butchall
When will we have a round timer now?
Shut down!
Don't use it!
fuck
He's getting cooped. Probably. She's gonna have Velsk and Dawn now. She's gonna run me down.
I'm so rusty on Sion I don't play much anymore
It's just dragon even contestable, we're gonna run into piano in jungle.
I'm pretty much a free useless champion for this game. Only an ambassador is useful.
I'm keeping bot.
I'm gonna roll Zed, GG.
I'll try for 800 gold here once more there.
Oh, yes you do.
You can defend
Go go go, gather gather!
Classic dubar and nipples loops.
Where have we seen this before?
Oh yeah, every game over.
come here.
Ah, they're criss.
Only 5% chance of crissing and no criss, I'm a criss.
I love ulting into Qiyana and then she buffers her ulti with my ulti and then I get CC'd. I love that.
okay bouncy, what do you think of the new changes so far?
hold on, come on, hold on, big comeback
if we don't lose dragon here i don't have to go serpent fang
If I'm TPing too early, I should wait for...
If I get into the bush in time.
Half a second on my fucking thing now.
well now we lose the dragon and we lose the game
I have to go to the prison, they want to kill me
I got him
That was a nice try
like almost 100, lying face emoji, dollar bills face emoji, hand with index finger and thumb
crossed emoji, crossed fingers emoji, biting lip emoji, baby emoji.
So my pillow fingers up, appreciate it, appreciate it.
Please don't take scion, it's a tradition, I'm one for traditions.
Waitin'
Classic one matchup, but I think it might be, I will see.
We will see.
Do you like the new arena changes?
There are 15 junglers and mid laners and top laners all in one team.
Camille is the only one who can go support.
So it's got to be Gwent top. Classic.
Do you like the new arena changes? No.
Worrible changes.
Oh my god, it's a challenger player!
This is the first challenger I've played with this season.
Joao, did I ban your Shaco? You fucking dog! You little dog did I ban your Shaco, huh?
He's gonna do the exact same thing on Camille, he's gonna roam the map.
Breathe.
Minions have spawned.
Bores, are you ever going to address the allegations between you and Alanar?
Hashtag justice for Alanar also, I heard AD noob top is a good pick.
This hunger, it moths.
It's better if she goes on mid and goes on my jungler.
My health bar is irrelevant.
mind the game is lost and then he gets invaded anyways how did he get invaded
He is F up, he's not one playing the game.
How's the climb going, King?
I was going to go about the jumping sound, so that was a draw.
So I'm just going to play Sion on Sundays.
Even more, do you feel obliged to play him because you are the boss?
I'm playing from time to time.
I'll be back.
I'm gonna drink it to be shattered.
I'm ready.
These wounds bring no pain.
and die
i'll use their bones
my teeth
let's get this level
I thought it hit me, but it...
You can right stop me on this proxy but hopefully I'm fast.
We hopefully missed FF15 in this game, we don't have to bother animatronics, they're
to bother anymore
it's a pointless game
It's
This way drive is probably also the disgusting pig the target bands all my one tricks in my team
But I've known the one trick on fucking a theory. I like how can I genuinely win with this doggy in enemy team?
He says he's literally it's literally like cheating. It's so unfair these things
my new note is a target band and he's perma it's so pointless these games
he's been he's been sniping me for for probably half a year now everybody knows it and Ryan
does nothing about it
An enemy is unstoppable and it's chance.
He's it!
Your turret has been destroyed.
You're dumb. Yesterday you set up the four sirens, and ULL never touched the champ again.
Now you feel like siren someday. Are you okay?
It's judicial.
You're in pain, pain.
I don't know where I'm gonna lose one of the games today, but it's judicial.
Today is not a climbing day.
has been destroyed. An enemy is dominating. Quick! Quick!
How many battles have I won? Your turret has been destroyed.
No stone unbroken!
Demon flank, thanks for everything boys, one more none, less than three.
I don't think a single game has been a craft in 20-26 League of Legends.
I'm going to nap her for once
I'll see you in a minute.
give us milk and give us milk and give us milk and give us milk
I'm back
but
paul's along head chat spam milk now is this legal
four years and you still the best top laner babboos
Thank you.
I'll go in again, shalker.
I wonder if I blindpick Saiyan on every game today, and how many Gwenmash I'm sorry about
how many gun matchup i will get
we put it to test
is gun matchup out of loose?
it's not out of loose now
it's hard
if you make one mistake the game is over because she is outskirts you saw her
I'm right here, still sticking with some funny playing now.
Sick burn probably wasn't listening.
Welcome to Summoner's Bid.
What do I ever bring in?
The minions have spawned.
You have to start Q in this matchup, the more I play it.
W is good into E start, but Q is better versus her Q start.
I don't want to die, Trader Flash for Pempo.
All of this is up.
He is level 4, but I don't think I beat him.
Do they go from gate or from here, these junglers?
Yeah, I'm just gonna take the death anyways.
I'm gonna fuck with him for a little bit and then die on the wave. Should be good.
He's not even here.
He's invading again.
They got ulted to lane, so they missed cannon
You missed cannon?
Yeah, or else you'll be met with death
Yelp
This is fucking such a dango gap
Vanigal to NAR, this guy's a goat
I didn't see, I didn't see my TP's up, couldn't see my TP's up, couldn't see my TP's up,
I didn't see I didn't see my teammates up
the same five songs every day. I need to get a new play list.
Bye bye!
Thanks for the grab!
07, my tower, Nashor 2, squad, with the cannon wave, that was a bad luck.
You spultified DJ?
Spultified DJ, here we go.
I heard that one's gonna be...
Oh yeah!
Now we're talking!
messy of me simply the best tech bar afar
everyone leave your stone unbroken
One in a million, my luck strike.
as soon as the room 5 got on her
she dies
coincidence
I'm lucky strike!
the
I'm not sure why would you go on the last die.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm also likely to win 1-9 this game, she's completely unleashed, I won't be able to do anything
What do I have to create?
Die and be silent.
Let them sneak at me, then die.
Victory is soaked in blood.
items first
I mean, the good news is I got 3k gold, the from is that I took 3k gold from my team as well,
He's the light champion, so...
Bastion Breaker.
Okay.
I'm going to protect everyone, boys.
He's 500 Gs.
It will take worse than opportunity.
I don't know what to say about this game, but I think it's a good idea to play this game with a speedrun kill, so that you get to giga valuable.
What is Jarvan going?
This is usually not a warm-up when you win, but this guy is too innate.
I'll get the giletta.
I'm going to use my ult
I'm going to use my ult
I killed Inter again.
40% to Crete what are the chances you Crete him twice.
SPAC Slash
Nothing more
Nothing more fun than the fully charged Q towards the Yasuo and they try to win wallet
It's a classic.
Oh, Kaisa?
Kaisa?
Nice
Wow, that's a lot of damage.
Don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron,
I think we have them
push bot, push mid, push top
nothing bad, nothing bad, nothing bad
GO BEAREN
guys that's all we have so far so thank you
I HATE THIS WAITING
Shut down
Let's do this
Where is the thrill of calling me?
Where is that guy?
I
Nice.
I'll be in the middle of that.
Guys it's there so there's no one to defend.
I'll take Nibbiter if I can.
The safe place to recall here and be ready for dragon.
If I die I won't be on dragon.
But if I get it, hit her and get out, that's really good.
Are they gonna run towards me?
Then I go bot!
I can't really take Nibbiter or not.
Don't have enough time.
Did I get the inhibitor? I never did.
I could like TP there.
I got TP just for pressure.
I'm going to keep pressuring, I'm just dead.
I'm flippin' on you from your spine!
Ack, speed scissors!
I'm serious and we lost dragon guys
Nice.
Who cares if we get Kaisa down with two autos?
Kaisa is the hardest champion for someone to deal with, 80s at least.
She is too mobile, she has a giga dash.
Stealth is so annoying.
If you was any other ADC I would be fine, but it's nice to kill Kaisa, which is very hard to deal with.
Enemy is going baron.
I'm gonna look back or my team needs to stop them though
almost crash
Ah that's cool.
Ezreal and Aurora are still alive. They didn't play for KDA and they didn't sacrifice their life to stop Blacks.
Wait, you can hit the Nexus without taking all three inhibitors?
Yes.
Have you been playing League of Legends with only getting the three inhibitors and then
you are allowed to hit Nexus, brother?
How have you been winning games?
I'm not trying to fucking send it, I go over to Lens and see if I'm on vision.
Oh, power is gone, you are kidding me.
oh fuck this guy is so fucking strong
We have dragon, let's take the safe objective and peace out, we'll get to this.
Nexus!
Nexus!
Hit the Nexus!
Nice!
Texas, Texas, Texas, get the Texas!
Nice!
Rare win on Sion.
I'm going to queue up sometime in the next five minutes, good luck string snappersh.
It's arranged and something else from release date is nearly gone next or what Elise was
There's no way she was released 2009
Both two ranges on the release date, what are we talking about?
Let's check what lane it is.
Is it a top laner?
It is a top laner
Female top laner
Why why do I not know this?
Is there someone I'm not thinking about
Kaila of course, right?
Avestain Feather is a kingly gift.
Avestain Feather is a kingly gift.
Dreams.
That's a W.
And this is Volibear.
It's Canon.
Skarner, battlecast skarner.
Did we lose this game actually?
I'm thinking.
I think we lost this game, right?
I'm with tier 3 and like 0,5,0
0 assist at least
2 kills
6 deaths
7 deaths
8 deaths
4 deaths
devs. Loser-trans-lost-this-game, rip.
I've earned you a meme.
I should go tank-san here if I'm smart, let's do it, let's not grieve today the sun
for fun of it.
Stack MR, yeah.
go MR, some fight holo radiance and mercs
I feel like it is, I feel like you'd like so much power if you don't go grasp on taxon.
I do not bleed.
fingers necessary for tanks on. Now you just put your face on the keyboard and roll over it.
Just playing so passive.
to just see the recall.
We could force the plate.
The angle is out.
Did I even get the plating?
I don't even know if I got the plating.
I'm sure.
He's good trade.
Boom, big trade.
I'm not okay.
Okay
always marching
I can't do that forever shoga if you can't sleeve another man
right now i'm gonna wait my six and then should be dead
does he have flash?
fuck i don't like this flash
yes
I can beat DiveZone.
Probably won't even go for it.
Do safe playing instead of...
Well, defense, what you, what you, how you define safe.
a
no sound sunday
what are we doing sound sunday
we're losing every game but
What is he doing, dying in the old way like this?
Are we bleak for real?
Am I getting half health?
I'll kill you in your own blood!
You have to sleep.
You have to sleep.
You have to sleep.
I need to sleep.
Who remembers the 20-0 show who lost yesterday?
Yeah
I don't think it's gonna be like this this game though, unfortunately. I was playing jacks that game
It's like I was actually useful
Now it's coming, now you can't do anything to me.
So I can though.
I know what's happening this game, this game feels so weird, so useless, you can't
You are one!
I'll drink from your skull!
How many battles have I won?
It's a plush, he does it.
This is why I go on proxy, because what is this AI generated gameplay?
He's just, he's 4-0, he's stomping me and he's just sitting back, following with his Q.
Like this is why I go on proxy, because I get bored.
What is this gameplay? Fight me.
I gave you 4 kills for free, yeah.
Then I'll not be able to finally fight.
Frick, absolute Frick, he is there.
An ally has been slain.
Where is the thrill of carnage?
I think I'm gonna assume she used it.
I'm sure we have lost the full wave for this run, so I'm sure.
You're the king of destroyed turret.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Only cowards fear death.
Sleeve the strong.
Trap the full weapon.
I don't have it
I got it
Oh, this is a banger.
It's about drive, it's about power, the rocket's so cool.
I'll take the t-safe thing.
who wins this realistic now?
he's like i'm losing
Best part
Hello balls, how old are you?
And if you could go back to being a child, what would you change about yourself?
I'm 26, so you think you don't?
So you think you know
I change back as a child
It was a period in my life where I got flamed by my teacher for having shit grades
then we had like
meeting with my parents and stuff
Then we decided I would stop playing video games, and then I spent like a month not playing video games
I'll probably go back and change that and actually play video games during that period of month
I
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
We have to run 5-5 so he doesn't see me or something, that's a sign.
Well, she's not wrong. We don't have you in our route.
She's naked in my bed.
I also need a molotov.
10
10
Your life is being destroyed
You may get to be shattered
I hate this waiting
I would for the minutes I have to have a single killer assist.
I'll become the funding shitter
I hold it.
My items are only 3k damage.
well that didn't work
What the f***
I HOLD!
Infinite game never ending game
I tried Jack shall I give
I go top here, we don't lose this dragon, right?
Am I dead?
Oh you guys are freaks.
All of you freaks.
I don't know who gave me so many kills.
I
I think they're not recording, they actually don't, but not now.
Enemy hasn't decided pushing side lane yet, so they keep coming for me, they cannot do
anything.
There's no ending on one lane
Honestly, really, they have to push multiple lanes, then we're good
They've aced us like 20 times so far, but they can never end
Oh, no, Piano is still alive.
I don't think that's what you want me to do.
Oh
This is a woman
I'm kind of up for dragon.
Kind of.
I can't have up that negative bit
Kill him, kill him
I'm gonna chase the first show
of, of, of, of, of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Bound to go through terrain.
How's this tower looking? Is it respawning any time? Not really.
I need this, but I think the end anyways.
It means the enemy are all my fucking friends.
I
Know help ill have sweet
I'm calling it on this round bullshit it actually is the weakest champion in the game
I think the champion can be good if you are AI generated, like if you can sit and you can
sit under your tower and you can play defense all game long, the champion actually works,
I get so bored every game so I can never play like that so that is just a shit champion for me
This is kind of how it works
I need to play an aggressive champion that can actually do stuff
I know you are very feared of the cup jow or oh fuck this cookie is dog shit at the game
I saw you on a bot both of the force in shirts, when are you going to play with force and
teaching him the bows and law, S11.
Shasha I stole this game, I drew out on the team so I don't really care if I lose
or win.
I don't think it's always strong.
Can we remove this E-Mode from my chat?
We're giving this guy exactly what he wants.
This is a disgusting pig.
Thank you, sir.
Information?
I don't even know how to do this.
First blood.
No one would mean those that may be something to please.
Do you stand like me, or the slowest mother's dean in the show?
I should apologize for something that wasn't my fault.
has been slain
an ally has been slain
There is no such thing as a clean death when war is always on the walls.
An ally is enslaving you.
I guess I do
I think I'm going to die
I need to kill him a little bit
Oh boy.
Easy.
well
Nice!
Glad you're here.
We're api really so OP.
I'm actually mid lane for the rest of the day.
Spawning.
What is my worth?
An ally has been slain.
You just can't bleed immediately, just for power, or do you wait for it to burst?
probably wait to use the kite when he starts queuing on me
the
Face the consequences.
Oh, so close.
I can get my W off before I get stunned. I'll take the 1v1.
Congratulations. Everybody. Congrats. It's Nunu Lunde. You hear that everybody? It's
Noonoo Monday. Yeah. Put your hands up. It's Noonoo Monday. Everybody say Noonoo. Noonoo. Noonoo. A little louder. Noonoo. Noonoo. Noonoo. Pump it up baby. Let's go. Noonoo.
Okay, it's a tournament to get this clean in one day, bro.
One day.
and
Ally has been slain
Stop blue or hexagumlet to get out of the range he's scary
I'll really die there.
Let's try
He's a diamond
Oh shit, he has lich at the top.
oh shit
oh shit
fuck
we have ulti this fight, i'm killing everybody
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get the kill, but I'm sure I'll get it.
Oh, you're not gonna get the kill?
I promise I'm getting MR, so we are close.
I am outskated GG, they bought that mar
imagine you have no snowballs there
This is literally nothing I can do anymore, I'm completely useless.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Reversers, GG.
Oh, this is what I wanted.
I lost for a few hours, it's a win for me.
So I'm happy with this.
speed up
Biggest fast
and
I got
Well, we lost
This is my gift to mortals.
No, no, Snowball is like Cyan are on 5 second cooldown. Trust me. I am not no no guy. I don't know who that guy is. Not me. No, no, Snowball is like Cyan ultimate on 5 second cooldown. I wouldn't know the code because I am not the no no guy. But I think it's good.
I
I'm gonna kill him.
Alright, you guys have fun this.
This is a weird looking signed Keck W.
I think I'm dead here.
I don't want to win, like that's the whole point where I think I really don't want to win.
I'm not the elephant leader, my queen was.
I speak to action.
I'm going in here, I don't care.
You
Be a bit
you
you
you
I'm back.
Hello, Balls.
Love from Texas.
It's a brain factor, so I'll go.
you
So we did go talent instead of anything
We are back in the final of the E-Talang. We are up in a very exciting moment.
This is Jonas Von Essen, our memory master, at the same time as David Batras, Golden Busser.
Jonas has a very exciting moment, you can ask him if he will live up to the words he has said
for just a few minutes.
I said he has a memory as well.
Exactly.
Okay, stay tuned, David.
Yes, I read a row here.
Eight, seven, five,
three, two, zero,
one, eight, six.
That's the row, and that's the side
that David chose to start with Jonas.
Where does the book belong?
Because we are pretty early in the book, it should be page number 103.
We are correct, the imposter.
And then we take a look at the radio under the one that David read.
And then we wonder, Jonas, what is on that radio? What is it exactly?
I think we have 83793023.
3
Shad pie is it an infinite lumber?
That's all points of pirate. It's literally infinite
How do you calculate pie
But how can you be like?
3.14
159 or whatever it is. How can you be on the?
1000th decimal and know which one comes next like what calculates it what is
what is the thing that determines what pi is I know you I know you make I know
you you calculate circles with it but surely at some point like it's impossible
possible to know. Pi, what is it? Is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle
circumference of a twist diameter roughly equal to, yeah, but like how can you possibly
like what makes it infinite
whatever dude
colon T
What shall we do? What shall we watch?
And we're finishing Britain's Got Talent semi-finals today.
Let's see this.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek with Nancy Tilly and Estesia. Oh, we've seen all of them now or what?
So now we're gonna see who makes it forward to the grand finals. Is that it?
So we're left with Nancy Tilly and Estesia and Salsa and Christie Koish
The public chose you as the top three acts tonight
Only one of you can leave here with a place in the final hey the bald guy was top-free are we serious
What happened to the what happened to the magician the magician was giga cool
So first up the act in third place tonight is
What did the kid do again?
Nancy Tilley!
Awesome drama right?
Well done on that.
I'm sorry it wasn't a better place for you to see them but tell us how much you've enjoyed your bridge cut on experience.
It's been the most amazing thing ever, and I just can't believe I'm here, and I'm in the place of 75.
Yep, we did absolutely great. You got our 70 pounds off to the best possible start.
She's been pulling with a long time. Let's hear it one more time for the brilliant Nancy Tilley.
Okay, let's get in between the middle of you because there are just two acts remaining.
The wrong way. You didn't do it.
Chris B. Kosh.
One of you is the winner of tonight's semi-final
and is about to take the first place in the final.
Here goes.
The winner of our first semi-final is...
Anastasia and Sasa!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Anastasia and Sasa!
We're going to grab final.
We're going to touch in a set of book posts to make runner up Christy Toys.
So close!
Yes, so far.
I know, I mean, Scotch eggs are great, but they're not as good as a dog, so...
I mean, I've lost against a delegate and that's fine by me.
Second place to the record, that's pretty good going.
Not bad, not bad. I've played the Apollo so...
Fantastic.
Listen, we have a lot of time in here with us. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time let's hear it.
For Scotch Eggman, Kristi Kois!
SISTEMOVE!
Chat, who's excited for...
who's excited for...
fucking...
grand finals?
I'm sorry to think giving Alan permission to emote was the worst idea ever.
stream is is gonna be sloped from now on
I picked dragon's shirt so you already know this is a free win
Fuck it I'm holding it.
I'm getting a cat seed recall.
Is it even possible for me to miss a CS?
Oh, so last time I missed a CS, Ivan, it would be for real.
Oh, come on.
As soon as you hit the 900 gold, don't even think about waves, don't think about anything,
Don't think about nothing. Get the recoil off and get back to lane.
This is the only thing that matters.
I think we can back with Murthreds, then lane is hard.
Well, she bought fake boots.
Nice, 3 win.
I'm Riven.
I'm gonna let her cook
I mean later said me this over don't cry I carry
Damn
And the Vladimir has 18 cs versus 60 only bar
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I don't think there's going to be a lot of that stuff.
I don't think Ragnos every game, I mean that's what I should be doing, games aren't even
close.
I think Ragnos is actually S tier champion after the buffs, analogically the strongest
top laner on the patch right now.
no one seems to be playing him
I need to re-pull there.
Ah, they know they would all be here.
I guess I should use sweep all though.
I don't know any Swedish dishes except...
swedish meatballs and still
so I would go with swedish meatballs then I guess
not slid it's still si l l
It's a BISH.
Let's talk some Swedish to us, bro.
She's going for it!
She did it!
I don't know.
Not much I know.
how the fuck are you I the ribbon has a
plastic tree that enemy Vladimir still
has 40s yes we even have 60 and Vladimir
has 40 what the fuck did my rora do to you
Killing is a good thing
Oh yeah
Dominating
Double kill
What do you do in a spare time?
Play Rima
Vladimir is flanking, Forticeous, Vladimir.
I don't really stick to die, Frankarolt is playing.
It's useless.
If I don't get it, I'm going to die.
I'm going to be fine.
I'm going to die.
Ah
All the gate
Do not shrolling
Did you ever eat the disgusting Swedish fish dish that make people throw up?
So you're strumming?
No, I've never had it myself
Bro people saying like oh my god the smell itself is gonna make you throw
Bro relax
What kind of soyboy are you to throw up from a smell?
Oh no
I don't like cold food. I never eat cold foods. Food is supposed to be warm. I am all. So I won't try it.
Ice cream? How many ice cream can we go all the time? I don't know.
This ice cream of food is not a snack, is it?
Honestly, I'm staying.
I probably need to fast because it's top of the hill.
We should end ASAP, honestly. This is such a stomp, we can't end before anything.
I was getting pulled down with some fun machine over.
I'm fucking dead bro!
ahhhhhh
nice, you're dead
We have the other bracket, and we have the other bracket, and we have the other bracket,
We have some Britain's Got Talent. We have the other bracket of semifinals.
Teacher Ben surprises judges with rap, collab with students. We've seen this one.
We saw this one? Yeah we saw this one.
Why is it? Why is it so bright?
There we go.
All semi-final one performances this is what I'm looking for is everything in one
So this guy too, the fact that this guy didn't make the grand finals, he was so good by the
way.
I don't understand how this guy didn't make it to the finals, have we seen him?
you never fix up we keep me
But we haven't seen this, these are also semifinals.
Oh hell yeah.
Oh
This makes it hard to see the dance, guys.
Hell yeah
Bro, that was really good
That was really good
That was fantastic
I got my now we're gonna start with you
Thank you for coming all this way back. I remember we pressed the Golden Mother because the all I mean
I loved you, but the audience also went nuts for you
All right, I mean they were good, but where the Golden Buster were they they got the Golden Buster before really?
I thought they were good, but I won't give them a golden buzzer
As much as you had good choreography and great energy tonight
I felt like that was not as good as the first time
We saw each other before the show and I wished you well, and I still wish you well
But it just didn't feel as dynamic as your first audition
Amanda
So normally when it comes to dance acts, I'm not a fan, but the synchronization was brilliant
You guys were brilliant
Everything
Hell yeah
So I'm a big fan
Undoubtedly your passion and enthusiasm is pouring out of you ten out of ten for the energy from start to finish
For me this is gonna sound a bit weird, but it was just all a bit too happy and I think that was because of your music choices
I would have liked something a bit more down-and-dirty,
a bit more groggy,
that matches your dance capabilities.
But other than that, I do love you
and I think you're amazing and well done
for kicking off the show in style.
That was amazing.
What are the same issues that
dancers shouldn't smile?
They should absolutely smile,
but we want light and shade,
we want dark and cold.
We want variation.
We want variation.
And it was just all too happy and candy floss for me.
No, no.
We don't care, Simon.
I got into a game.
And we might talent.
I will feed everyone in the audience.
back to samshat somehow i'm back to begin the champion
don't ask me why
don't ask me why i'm missing every cs
He is one health under tower with no tp.
It's not easy to dive with Sun.
I'm gonna hit the wave here, I think it's better to leave it alone
Let a big wave stack into me
Ah, thought for a second I fucked it up, I got so nervous
This could be a hard steal game, they have 0% health damage
except kiana us the mat
I'm winning the trades by default.
I used my ward there, now I don't have the ganks, might have been a mistake.
Which is nothing, but it sucks.
Running oom slowly.
When you run UMMOM champions, you have your main ability and you only use that ability.
So here I'm never going to use my E for example, because it's too much mana for too little
damage.
I'm only going to use Q.
What if I base and TP in your face?
It doesn't really work.
I'm always like that
Do I send it?
Oh, that would be fast enough
I'm not sure if that's enough
Sheep all of them
I'm not trying to kill them
It's fine if I die, as long as I die on the next wave
It doesn't really seem like I'm gonna do...
So I'm dying so early, I'm not able to get this wave.
But I am gonna get the bug to reset.
Uh, death to that timer.
We're gonna suck harseemers that comp, I mean they have to be melee range to kill me, you know.
I'm just gonna play with the ones that I'm gonna hold and wave, and then I'll just walk up for creeps.
I just can for this.
Oh, you're getting very low here, and you have no ARs.
Oh
My man, holy fuck
I'm gonna agree though.
I shouldn't.
I mean the whole seal is pretty good though.
You know a good item in this game is actually warmonks.
only where realistically dies if they kill me in two terms see if I take a
lower damage in one turn like he's regen up all my health
I don't know. I hate not killing any damage
Give him my stack! Give him my stack!
My stack! Thank you.
I don't even know how good it is to take this tower serve.
fish versus fish. Come on. Oh, there's a fish on.
Your team has destroyed and turned. Your team has destroyed and turned.
I hear the screams.
Rest in peace.
Blood!
It's the wine of victory.
Rave with my enemy
Give me ult! Give me ult! Give me ult!
Honestly, I'm fine here
fuck yeah what the fuck is this vid bjbjb
my bad, got my team stacks though and the waves so it's always worth it
But there for example if I had warm on summer I would just be on full health.
If I try warm on summer side, who's the troll?
I mean I know it's trolled but I'm gonna try it.
Fuck it.
This is the worst feeling ever with side, I can't stand when I do this.
No damage, no AD, no wave clear item.
it is a nightmare you feel it man you feel it
but you still one shot with your Q don't get me wrong but like I don't know
I'm just gonna take this minion and hit my demolish, so I'm gonna get stuff anyways.
I could TP the dragon after this wave, it's probably what I should do.
Or TP mid, for the wave.
Oh, it's TPing where the wave is.
Oh you're not running anywhere, I'm here to rock ya.
CLEAN!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, we have it, alright.
It's a war record. 4,000 sift, 4,900 and 14 minutes.
Yeah, this is like the giga help film.
And now all I have to do now is just never be greedy and every time I take damage...
I'm stuck here. Every time I take damage I need to regen back to full.
it's all about discipline now
I'm literally Mundo
he's got it on I tell you
No I didn't make it.
My bad.
I'll speed about it though.
Now I can't clear the way because my items, I can't clear the way.
from the cannon.
I need more health.
Mundo in that scenario, he ultes and runs out.
I need to make sure I have good positions to go to the taunt, I don't think so
This is actually an HP 1 record game.
Gonna make sure she doesn't go for the wave
Ah, like this
Jesus, I'm dabbling here
I miss my dabbling
Oh, healer up the bull!
I can't really stop her from doing this, she doesn't deal that much to me, but I run
Man, I'm before I can fucking...
Okay, one more wave and I'm recalling and going to dragon.
I can get one more stack.
Guys!
We should all go dragon guys, come on. Let's beat for real.
I'm so slow
I need to regen, give me my warmogs.
Okay!
Yeah, get him, get him, get him!
Nice!
I will chase this guy out, just do the dragon guess.
Yeah we got him.
Bro, this ADC role, man. She hit me for like 30 seconds.
This was so great about this build, I guess. This region back to full health, it's like, wow, it chills, you know.
But interacting with the wave is rough. Once I get Titanic it will be fine, I guess.
I just want to stack, after that I can do what you want, I'll just stack people.
Honestly, I'm killing him.
Can't even stop chasing Kiana, my team is suffering.
Holy fuck, we're actually on losses.
Taking this one more wave than B.
We're always out of mana, so that's all gonna change now that I get Titanic.
Actually life saving item.
Holy Jesus, 21 minutes, 22 minutes, 7,000 steps.
Oh my god.
I think we lose baron which is fucking rough
But we have two dragons already so we can scale slow key all we need to do this game scale
Oh
Oh
Killing!
Oooooooooh!
I'm just gonna keep pushing, I have a 2k damage to mollish I need to proc.
I'm sorry team, give me if you have to.
One of them.
I need to kill Soraka if I can kill anyone
I think you see a knife over here
Holy fuck
Can we snob them?
I
Really wanna kill them
Holy fuck holy fuck this team is fucking useless
Now I mean they have two inhibitors now the game is just cooked by the way, like I don't
I don't know, everywhere I run...
Honestly, I'm not using this shit.
The only way they can end is through bot lanes.
So if I take every wave bot lane,
then they don't have a way to end anymore.
Just give me the sac man.
This is good, we're farming top and mid.
Anyway we can only end by going bot and taking the inhibitor here.
If I take, if I proxy bot, they're in checkmate. Checkmate.
Ah!
Saiya is dead?
No, no, no, they, they can't tell, it's fine, it's fine.
Enemy can't do anything.
Err, right?
One more.
I think I have to TP, I'm going to TP, I have normal recall so I'm not going to start.
Ah stop ignoring me!
I'll bitch dead though
Stop ignoring me! Fight me!
Please!
Come here! Come here!
I hit, I hit, kappa.
I guess I'm B. We hold.
It's not bad.
I don't have a lot of mana, but I don't have enough mana to kill this guy, hopefully.
Don't go too deep Shaco, they're going to collapse, here they come.
I think we all need to be at 2.5k every minute every second we hold and we
don't lose the game is win for us because we get more far by automatic
It's a double inhibitor.
Fooly chills!
This enemy is gonna be 190 AD!
Big!
Now you need to find a way to get on them cause they always kite me.
We fight the barrel.
Yesterday I went to the barbershop and asked for a boofiest cut.
I was asked to leave immediately.
I'm here Tim, you can walk in.
We shouldn't give this barrel for free.
I shouldn't have killed this burn for free
I shouldn't have killed this burn for free
I'm taking this though
Okay we kill this
Kill Qiana, okay run in the middle
I could have done this.
Where's the other scout?
Where you going?
CLEAN!
Get this Rucka!
DIE!
Come on! We're winning!
We're so OP!
We're giving it a different feel, like not fun.
It's good if we can end now, right now.
But I don't think I can.
I'm lucky I lost the wave
Wow, can we end the vlog?
Oh, get away from me!
Holy fuck, our Nexus is literally taking damage by the way
Wait, inter?
Holy shit!
I need to be, I have 3.5k gold, holy fuck, holy shit.
Don't do it, don't do it.
What?
What's your warded?
Well, there's a build here chat, it's undone I think, oh I could have went elixir
I rolled a high roll for 10,000 health
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not making use of the warmots at all
I never read them
Can I go over here?
You're on bot.
He's getting stunned.
Hello!
Enemy is dying here by the way.
Oh, I'm so slow, I'll hurt her.
Come on.
Ping!
Get him, get him, get him!
We're so annoying with the champions, Qiyana, super mobile, ghost elf, we have Viss, Kha'Zix
Everybody jumping around. I can't stack. I can't stack these guys. They're pissing me off
So I'm thinking if I should sell boots that will actually make me a
That will actually make me a bot. If I sell boots, I will just walk around incredibly slow
best is for me to flip push because then they have to go into me instead of me having to
go into that, I promise you raka she will keep everybody alive
I need this to early...
I'm dead as fuck...
Help...
Help...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fuck...
This guy though, he's in there, he's in there, he's in there by the way.
Holy 10,000 elf, chills.
Now Chad, do I lose the game by selling boots?
Do we want to lose the game?
Ultimate amount of stats
What is the highest stat I can get
I mean honestly, Randvins is probably the best item I could get
Where there is Crescent only one dealing damage
But the fun item would probably be
Sretias for damage
come on
I'm gonna leave an onyx, don't stress, don't stress
look top, look top
we have so less of a mtp
I'm so slow now
oh fuck this is so unplayable
I'm a dispute for sure, work by the way.
It's not gonna work so obvious.
This shit's too obvious by the way.
He's wasting time. Keanu's top split pushing.
I grieved the game here.
I have to stay for soul.
I have to.
I don't have a choice.
Zondas won't have to recall
No
Ah, it's almost
I'm such a bot, I'm such a bot, this bot is crazy.
Oh well, jidis.
i picked the answer i didn't really
uh... expect to win anyways
i went into this game knowing i was gonna lose let's be for real
it was fun though
now let's go back to the real champion that i can actually win on
and I didn't hide the Q so now I need to ban Shaco
and I'm going to play risk of mill
Actually every sign game is a loss, it's incredible, I think it might be the worst sign on the
server
Yo Simon how is a day going can't even think of a sub
I'm going to get this guy.
lazy ass, I'm out here working and he's just laying there sleeping
I even wanna know what my scoreline is today, 2 and 5, okay 4 quick wins on an end stream,
quick gragas games yeah you're actually gonna see 15 minute games in one hour in
one hour exactly I'm gonna have four wins because I'm gonna win in 15 minutes
all of my games
Oh yeah.
Vladimir Machub is very very simple incredibly simple just do what you do in
every match up on Gragas and GG. All you have to do is just never E into him
randomly because he will just pull your E. So you just have to make sure to
Q him, he will get slowed, walk up melee and then E. You don't E from a range.
It's very simple actually.
I'm trying to push her all
I didn't procs fucking storm raiders
Okay nice, I should have died there.
Bro I W Q E alto no Storm Raiders we being for real
she
let's get his body started
cannon wave what the fuck
Oh
you can always do this on any way best to do them on cannon waves just pull it as long
as you stay here with the wave for 5, 10, 15 seconds it's always gonna benefit you
because now obviously you can see I don't actually lose the cannon I lose nothing
This is built up a big slow push into the map.
And now the actual game begins.
Oh yeah.
As long as I never give him powered Q I should just win.
Let's pull
I can proc here, what am I doing?
Oh
another one
same plush as me right
If I could level 8 on this wave, then I can die.
All three flashed.
I wonder what it's really called, it's looking like a lot of gold, isn't it?
and
I have a job, probably just recall after this turn.
Organk mid, but that's so unrealistic. Probably just take the reset.
This will help me come play for Smina, hopefully.
This is about your titles on Sun Sunday, but all I see is Gragas, I will try Erdus clarification.
I locked in some but I lost 5 in a row so I decided I'm done with it.
I tried to be quick with it and rock about e but he reacted to it
I should recall.
Nice.
High balls are you challenging yet?
I'm low muster.
Halstuck
Skip trailer a bit of Vladimir so I don't fuck up bad it should be winning
Well, he's gonna try to like freeze the wave here, but it's like, I'm being serious.
I'm just gonna go and dive in.
This is staying, doesn't he? He cannot outstain my dogs
I'm gonna kill him, he's staying
He's flashed
Oh, he's just tanking these.
I didn't kill.
I don't know what to kill.
Oh, I should have double you max, right?
Oh boy! Oh boy!
I'm dying for the cannon.
I go fuck.
Oh my god!
Hey!
Good night, you're kidding me.
Ah, she didn't
Remember chat, never consider TP, never consider TPing until you take him pretty much all the
powers in the game here too, you should never tip it
oh my god, chill
you obviously can't tip it, but you'd have to be to a side lane then
like here I'm going to tip it off
I will dive Vladimir if he doesn't get any help.
And he's completely outscaled.
He's already close.
I don't even need to play well anymore if he's killing.
He just gets one shot and dead.
He's telling on me, am I dead?
Good day, Mr. Horses.
Now, taking tier 2 top, Tsunami is gonna go bot and take tier 2 bot.
We lost dragon, that is not my fault, that is not my concern, that is he lived.
Never tried to do more than what your role is supposed to do.
As a top laner, my role is to fucking feast the Vladimir on-site.
Pick up a kill or two.
I'm dead.
Rammage!
Oh, I W'd his empowered kills.
He did way less damage.
Nice, nice.
I'm alive.
I'm not even close.
I'm not even close.
And I live here. Oh, this game is so over by the way
I rolled up, none of your concern. Don't even look there.
This is your job.
Mama.
is destroyed in turret. Any other kill.
So location is in 2026, it's more valuable than anything.
Me killing Bloodmear, Bloodmear here is breaks again completely.
So get some gold this days, if a lane is open.
but Talon is getting a lot more top
ah, not my lane
my lane is not my lane
I'm not even doing anything
oh, I'm gonna run into such a shit spot right now
I'm such a shits, but I need to get out before I die.
And...
Sushi
Where's the car?
I wish I hope my team all get aced here so I can TP and get a pentakill when enemy
starts Baron. Loki whoever wins this fight loses the game because whoever wins the fight
will get bailed to do Baron. They're all dead now actually I'm gonna go. They're all
dead.
Oh
Okay, come here. Oh me we should go
Yeah, yeah, FLO-MI!
Uh-oh!
She's out. Flame.
Classic!
Classic 2026 League of Legends. Do Baron equals lose?
We've been here before, I've been telling you guys for months now.
Baron is super fake, you should never do it, ever.
There's no world where you should ever start Baron.
Shit objective.
Now we're going to spin the game completely.
Let's get out of here.
Ooh, 100 gold though. Can I stay?
It's greedy and I might die.
Wow, you're about to see some damage.
Of course, let's leave for real, like what are we doing?
Push up here and you're dead.
It's time to see some damage.
Oh, yeah, get him, get him, get him!
This is for some raiders.
I didn't know they still had all their ulti's, I thought they bought them, I thought their
ulti's were down.
If you want to kill them, do some objective up.
Okay, hold on.
Let's go back to speed pushing.
an enemy has been slain
I'm not gonna use my ward here on the faylite cause I'm gonna need it for the later on faylite down there
that's the only place you place
that's the only place you place your wards
is on the third dragon faylite
once it's gone later on until the game
of
the
the
You're so deep Nocturne, you're so deep
AHHHHHH
He goes... even flying
There's no head die, if I die the game is over.
I have to flash.
I have to flash.
Fuck.
You contest this, I can TP.
Nice, was a dragon but we won the fight.
I'm down to do burn if one person forms or we just push.
Push!
We'll find my nabbeck, don't do it.
You can get a kill, Logosuit.
We're even allowed to adopt the kid if you don't have a partner.
I don't have flash now, so I don't feel very confident in SAP anymore.
I don't know what I'm farming until Belly.
Am I going to try and kill Vladimir?
I mean this Vladimir is like late game now, he's not that weak
I'm coming, I'm coming
If Rell Flash engage we win
Look me, she says
I get it, zero damage this fight.
I felt better holding my abilities here, because I feel like if I use my abilities and they
don't hit, which they wouldn't, because everybody was playing around it, and I throw them
out then Khorni can start playing the game.
Me didn't use expents, they're actually made it so enemy also couldn't go in.
It's like a selling strategy.
If I keep my expents, enemy can never go in.
Is it time to sell boots?
Don't miss, I was gonna recall anyways, I might as well throw it to try something.
A lot of great try though
I think my best way to teamfight right now is to just throw my ulti in a
in a wherever they're shanked up. If I can get a 2-3 man ulti it doesn't matter where
they're thrown to, it's just matter that I kill it, it does so much damage.
I will use that as a poking tool for non-spark
I don't think I'm ever eating it
It's too risky
Enemy will just probably give this
Oh my god, I can't press look, it doesn't really matter what you do.
it's gonna be out
I'll summon the most disconnected.
I summon the most disconnected.
I summon the most disconnected.
We want more game.
with the shit song is DJ Spotify so it brings 3 different songs
on you.
High Dand.
Radical Reaver Finger Sub.
Sack top or what?
They won.
bystanders for winning
Never see you play Volibear anymore. Yeah, stop playing it
I don't think the champ is very strong
Are you grappling into Nensu so much?
Completely wrong read on the meta
It says 99%, it's been saying 99% for like 30 seconds now.
Someone is edging it.
Are you doing the 100 games challenge? No, I'm not participating.
What was the daily game I played yesterday when you had to do 50%
Reel your fingers up
Cattle
Boar Slick
Cattle shape perfectly in half
Okay, let's think here
You
They
Are you kidding me are you serious?
Come on 50 50 first try
Bouncy easy
Barley
I don't need a plan.
Minions has spawned.
A son-in-law was reconnected.
So guys, I got to look exactly how this game is going to go, so Syke is going to lose
early game because of his champion so his strategy is going to be to sit on the
tower and farm 5 CS a minute and then eventually I'm gonna get bored and I'm
gonna dive in and I'm gonna die and then I'm gonna lose the game.
There's a new Halo of Blades gives less attack speed but has a little bit of on hit.
I keep cancelling out the attacks on my new one, so I'm just a higher attack speed.
I think I'm killing this in time.
I can't get away so fast.
I got a kill so I'm allowed to farm bad
I'm hitting it as it's playing
That's the cannon
Here I've found a save today
Or, if any, it has been slain
Watch the game screen
First fight
I don't know if you're attacking a panther, there's a black somethings don't get gold
I think they fixed that
I'm gonna dive in. I'm gonna lose the game.
I literally missed this.
Basically.
Good damage.
hubris game
hubris drop one of the kills
I don't need a plan.
and we set us level 4 except everyone has got a thing
They'll never know what hit him.
I'm my own backup.
He has to recall and then he has to open top, because that's where his camps are and I'm
I'm gonna kill em.
I wasted my ward in life when she worked here.
there's a rafters
I'm doing this my way.
It's pretty good.
I like my health.
The enemy has been slain.
I
Even top, I such a fucking tank
If you hit a wall
I didn't die first long, I died first.
We are still viable.
Yes, it's good.
You have to realize the item in itself is completely overpowered, which compared to its old version
is a little weaker, but the old version is completely OP.
I can't break it even.
So yeah, we are still one of the best items in the game still.
and a little bit of nerf
An enemy has been slain.
I'm not fighting this fucking tabby bramble cloth, I'm not fighting this is not going to happen.
But I don't have ulti for said either
You have bot side again
I'm doing this my way.
bouncy.
bouncy.
oh.
15 minutes after 15 minutes guys
How much help did I lose today?
Like a hundred?
Holy fuck.
What a terrible day.
Woke up and wanted to play Sion.
Cooked.
You go banned?
Did he actually trolled?
I guess I'm gonna head off now. Appreciate you guys coming in.