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Thebausffs

Its time!

05-04-2026 · 1h 30m

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[00:00:00] Hello?
[00:00:25] Hello
[00:00:36] Hello guys, hello, hello
[00:00:55] I don't understand why you're so cold.
[00:01:12] You are late.
[00:01:13] I'm terribly sorry I'm late.
[00:01:14] I stayed up late last night.
[00:01:17] your mom so I was doing so I woke up so late but I'm here now huh
[00:01:27] Let's have a good game of a good day off at marimba Monday
[00:01:57] Easy, Madra, please.
[00:02:04] Sylas.
[00:02:05] We're going Sylas top in 2026.
[00:02:11] If they're smarter, put in a call at the top lane.
[00:02:18] an unplayable matchup.
[00:02:31] Are you gonna win this game or not?
[00:02:33] It's the first game of the day, I'm always bad, the first game of the day.
[00:02:39] It's the first game of the day I have played before but
[00:02:42] I guess I'm gonna win then.
[00:02:45] They did the peccaly top lane
[00:03:07] Why don't you stream em' out?
[00:03:09] Yeah, stream em' out is push
[00:03:11] I love her feet
[00:03:41] Okay, I'm dead.
[00:04:07] I'll kill him.
[00:04:16] GG.
[00:04:37] Let's get this poory story.
[00:05:37] So now I push this without getting completely one shot at it.
[00:05:59] Like that!
[00:06:00] Haha!
[00:06:01] I don't mind trading my health for here, or her losing CS.
[00:06:25] There's no way I'm TPing back here.
[00:06:27] Fuck that.
[00:06:44] I get cannon.
[00:07:25] I'm going to be anti-b
[00:07:43] and ally has been slain
[00:07:51] He's gonna hit 6 soon, I just want to shot him.
[00:08:20] I got one shotting her, if only I got 60
[00:08:29] Nice, this is afterly
[00:08:37] Big comeback
[00:08:39] Perceptipe
[00:08:44] G-Ball
[00:08:50] bro we are for real?
[00:09:07] oh no oh no the wave you had a freeze Akali you had a freeze and now it crashes
[00:09:13] Bro, Mercury trans rush?
[00:09:19] What do you think about a person who is Mono-Yi?
[00:09:23] What do you think about a person who is Mono-Yi?
[00:09:25] I don't know what that is.
[00:09:31] This is merchant's only name.
[00:09:35] Tell tale sign of weak player.
[00:10:01] Time to proc-y!
[00:10:04] Hey, time to proc-y!
[00:10:06] If I can actually get this off, I'm in a great spot.
[00:10:12] I should've bought the merchant, so like...
[00:10:16] If you actually bought damage, maybe you could've killed me.
[00:10:23] Punish for being soy.
[00:11:01] Me too
[00:11:05] Fucking reading chat, man
[00:11:08] Myles one
[00:11:31] that will go grubs
[00:11:50] I'm on it.
[00:11:57] I think I'm on it.
[00:12:04] I think I'm on it.
[00:12:11] 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
[00:12:32] Nooo, I'm dead
[00:12:41] please crash please crash
[00:12:57] oh fuck this lane man this lane is so hard
[00:13:41] killing.
[00:14:41] Readers, like fuck!
[00:15:11] I'm going to elayna, I'm just gonna insta dive to like there's no counter play to her
[00:15:22] he's clicking R on me.
[00:15:24] There's no counter play.
[00:15:27] She has bias murderous I can't do anything.
[00:16:41] of
[00:16:55] Wow, they only have one health, nice.
[00:18:21] Yes
[00:18:51] We have no damage in the steam, literally no damage.
[00:19:11] We have vegan, lasandra, and vegan obviously.
[00:19:14] That's why I still have the fucking service to be used to all of us.
[00:20:44] We got to shut down, so I'm gonna shut down, and then I'm gonna go down and draw the run, so we get some damage in the team.
[00:21:44] I'm basing, Akali's coming.
[00:23:40] Shut down.
[00:25:40] rich
[00:26:10] that is going to fall
[00:26:40] There's a lot of depth in this attack.
[00:27:10] the
[00:27:24] the
[00:27:37] So that's it everybody, welcome to stream guys, hope you all have a good day so far.
[00:28:06] Well, I forgot to hide Q on banning Shaco.
[00:28:36] Did you drink coffee now? Never.
[00:29:06] Hmm
[00:29:20] Your rank one in my heart Fox box fingers up appreciate it
[00:30:06] I don't know, I've been winning only with Kennen lately, he's my highest winner champion.
[00:30:36] I'm playing to win
[00:30:46] If it's your I will I'm running it down
[00:31:06] Alright, I'm feeding.
[00:31:36] I think he's going to kill me.
[00:31:48] Bro, why are you so negative?
[00:31:50] Sure, I'll literally carry you every game.
[00:31:53] Maybe you should start appreciating him.
[00:31:56] Let's do it!
[00:31:57] Missing has fallen.
[00:31:59] Appreciate what they're saying.
[00:32:06] Steady?
[00:33:36] I
[00:34:02] What the fuck
[00:34:06] I'm supposed to recall here, but I can't.
[00:34:27] I'm gonna push
[00:34:39] I'm basic now
[00:34:42] I lose a little bit more CS this way but I get a better reason
[00:34:57] Well, Ben has slams now, he's screwed.
[00:35:01] I think it's also such a long cooldown compared to the knight as well.
[00:36:14] Have you tried Leandry Sion?
[00:36:29] LL's an XP to talk about yesterday
[00:36:34] I am the saiyan
[00:36:42] LL's in the big 2026 crazy
[00:36:59] and ally has been slain
[00:37:06] ready
[00:37:22] I am aware
[00:37:23] an ally has been slain
[00:37:26] keep run bot
[00:37:59] we should have pushed this way
[00:38:01] we should have stayed actually i could have
[00:38:07] oh well
[00:38:08] we're going to poke him on the tower now
[00:39:29] I'm gonna die last time, soo rough. I don't know how I die.
[00:40:28] Fuck.
[00:40:50] Add the E-Mote and now remove it!
[00:40:53] Bro, this is great, this is great.
[00:40:55] And Alan you are getting removed.
[00:40:58] I was fucking editor
[00:41:12] Alan manages to ruin everything he touches it's a talent
[00:41:28] I'm gonna get you!
[00:41:42] I'm so fucking bad!
[00:41:54] I am sooo bad!
[00:41:58] Oh my god.
[00:42:00] How is this impossible?
[00:42:05] How is it impossible to fuck this shit out?
[00:42:11] I'm not gonna slay you
[00:42:33] I'm dead
[00:42:41] Well, Joe, I will get a loss so it's a win in my book
[00:43:11] has been slain
[00:43:41] He's being run down, he's to a head now.
[00:44:41] of
[00:45:07] the
[00:45:39] I can actually hear this guy's mids.
[00:46:39] let's do it
[00:46:42] the enemy has been slain
[00:46:48] that was...
[00:46:49] should be ff now
[00:46:56] an enemy has been slain
[00:47:00] much of a challenge
[00:48:39] I'm up and losing, it's worth it.
[00:50:39] scary
[00:51:09] I can base on TP.
[00:51:38] Maybe we should avoid staffers as well, even though he doesn't have M more, it's still worth it.
[00:52:08] We've received reports that you intentionally lose games when Chalice on your team, which
[00:52:15] violates the summoner's code.
[00:52:17] Touch behavior is unacceptable.
[00:52:20] Please compete fairly and uphold community standards going forward.
[00:53:08] Oh my god, what the fuck is this gameplay?
[00:54:08] I'm dead.
[00:54:18] Can I have 50 game now?
[00:54:28] Double kill
[00:55:58] It's a win, we go out a lot, so we take those.
[00:56:22] I guess I have to hide the Q for the rest of the stream, every stream I'm out of options,
[00:56:32] Well, well, I keep forgetting.
[00:57:02] There we go.
[00:57:20] Thank you.
[00:57:50] you
[00:58:20] you
[00:58:50] you
[00:59:20] I'm back.
[00:59:50] mental restored
[01:00:50] for the door is rangle
[01:01:40] I don't know what to play.
[01:02:10] Why top I'm calling it?
[01:02:56] It might be a go flying two week angle and get challenger so these fucking dogs can't
[01:03:21] snipe many more it's actually so tilting
[01:03:23] i see i see niggas has spawned
[01:03:42] would anyone notice if i just left
[01:03:45] Hi the queue, bro I went AFK 5 minutes and I came back without showing I came back and
[01:03:56] I queued up off when I was off camera and this guy still gets me, bro I don't even know
[01:04:03] So how he does it, he has a camera in my apartment.
[01:04:17] I actually am suspicious, by the way, because I know there's my viewers have these dogs
[01:04:24] on friend list, and I have some of my friends on friend list, so I mean, we have a snitch
[01:04:31] for sure.
[01:04:32] We have a snitch who snitches into Joao, that's for sure.
[01:04:37] I love Maroon 5 more than my family.
[01:04:40] He tells him every time I'm killing him.
[01:04:57] I'm not even so unplayable though.
[01:05:32] I'm going off after this game, it's so boring.
[01:06:25] Cleansing my entire frontlist
[01:06:28] I mean, all of you guys, all of you guys that are here, you're gonna get fucking wiped. I don't class anyone
[01:06:44] The spiritual balance here is off
[01:06:55] I need to win this though.
[01:07:24] and
[01:07:33] I'm just gonna build a tower
[01:07:50] Come on, don't wave
[01:07:54] I should write home my family knows I'm still alive
[01:08:09] It's another night for next year
[01:08:54] I don't know if they would like it here
[01:09:13] I gotta work on this
[01:09:20] The meat has been slashed
[01:09:54] just glamping resable
[01:10:24] I did one of the skills to connect before he only smung.
[01:10:54] League of Legends Fenwell Sun or Valorant Eagle daughter?
[01:11:19] We have learned Sun and Valorant order.
[01:11:29] We have learned Sun and Kassadin's death.
[01:11:32] We have learned that it's a better game than Valorant.
[01:12:49] An ally has been slain.
[01:12:53] This is field research.
[01:13:10] Fascinating. I'll review this later.
[01:13:19] hopefully we are for 15
[01:13:34] I see the spirit realm, the real realm side of honestly, the extended world is my own,
[01:14:00] I like when it's quiet, I can hear myself think.
[01:14:20] You can try downloading Deceive, it's a program that
[01:14:49] that can make you completely invisible in law friend bliss.
[01:15:19] No, it actually works.
[01:15:29] Are you assuming that Abel has a sword?
[01:16:09] They should do that though, it's a good change for Riot to make, I think Overwatch has it.
[01:16:29] You can choose up to 3 players, you don't want to have in your games, it's a good change.
[01:17:08] I lost my train of thought.
[01:17:21] If you play Lawsinged, TSSK all your issues will go away.
[01:17:47] more seconds
[01:18:47] If I was the president stream sniping with warrant public execution in game, that's
[01:19:36] to help you.
[01:22:06] Bye bye.
[01:22:36] your team has destroyed you and your pretty ghosts. They're adorable.
[01:22:55] Your team has a pretty big minion also.
[01:22:59] So my enemy is still alive.
[01:23:01] What's up, my god?
[01:23:03] I see how they would like it here, she loves that one.
[01:23:30] You're free dragons. I'm so cooked.
[01:24:30] beat him
[01:25:00] We're gonna lose all now so surely we just FF like save the time
[01:25:22] I am...
[01:25:24] ...holed.
[01:27:22] I have better things to do.
[01:28:22] that's what you're supposed to do.
[01:29:21] Alright guys, I'm gonna call it for the day, there's nothing I can do about it, I'm gonna
[01:29:49] quality for the day I there's not a day I am a little more frustrated in the life of these games
[01:29:58] I'm just gonna go on stream