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05-21-2026 · 6h 20m

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[00:00:00] Hello?
[00:00:18] Hello?
[00:00:26] Hello?
[00:00:29] What's up guys, what's up guys?
[00:00:54] Oh guys.
[00:01:08] This is when are you challenger?
[00:01:13] Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
[00:01:21] I've always been challenger.
[00:01:23] Amazing of Lee, of course I'm going to be challenging him.
[00:01:49] Welcome to the stream guys.
[00:01:51] Welcome to the stream.
[00:01:52] I hope you all had a good day so far.
[00:02:03] Top lane guide.
[00:02:11] I don't know if I can make a guide, yeah, but I don't know if there's much I can teach you guys that you don't already know.
[00:02:17] Honestly these days I'm not even good on top lane anymore, I miss feeding.
[00:02:33] Best life advice from the goat?
[00:02:36] Only perspective fingers up.
[00:02:37] Best life advice.
[00:02:41] Some Parisian is the thief of joy.
[00:03:01] Today we're going to play some League of Legends.
[00:03:03] Hell yeah.
[00:03:04] I love leaving legends
[00:03:36] I have to ban Singed as well, leave ban one, the other OP is open.
[00:03:56] What season did you start playing League?
[00:03:59] i started playing in season two
[00:04:02] it's been many many years now
[00:04:09] Kiana Senna.
[00:04:24] We played other games since then.
[00:04:37] As I started playing League I have not really played other games now.
[00:04:42] I played a bit of Fortnite when it came out, I played a bit of Overwatch when that came
[00:04:51] out.
[00:04:52] But not much, I've just been a League of Legends player, played a lot of Among Us, yeah this
[00:05:00] is true.
[00:05:01] a bit of a bongas
[00:05:05] and dragon bulky kinshin squadra
[00:05:17] this is senna elise port, kiana dangle, vex, mid
[00:05:26] blazeion
[00:05:31] could go and grab us to just play game of the sun they don't have any tank so us
[00:05:43] having too much AD is not a problem
[00:05:47] I'm going to play tank then, I don't think she's gonna kill us tanks very easily
[00:06:14] Thank you.
[00:06:44] They have 3 challengers, we have 1 challenger, how's that fair?
[00:06:58] Don't worry, our challenger will carry you guys. Don't worry about it.
[00:07:21] Hello, Boussy. My challenger king, how are you today?
[00:07:24] Not if you can resubble.
[00:07:27] Doing good, doing good.
[00:07:54] I'm a little bit sad about this.
[00:08:01] I'm not sad about this.
[00:08:08] I'm not sad about this.
[00:08:15] Nice
[00:08:18] What
[00:08:38] I'm no idea what the champion does I guess I'm about to find out
[00:09:15] He's so fast!
[00:09:22] Nice, he has to park this way.
[00:09:43] It's gonna miss low minions and the wave crashes, it's pretty good.
[00:09:52] It's gonna have to use TP as well.
[00:10:12] He's sleeping somewhere, don't do it.
[00:11:08] Can I just procs him?
[00:11:28] i think he's gonna hit level 6 and then i get fucked
[00:11:38] i wish you all a brilliant day
[00:11:40] as brilliant as the light reflected from balls' shining forehead
[00:11:48] now i'm in insane lethal range of him so i think i wanna be
[00:12:28] Alteepi, fuck it.
[00:12:34] Probably not the best purchase, but it's important to make the purchase fast, I don't miss minions.
[00:12:40] Gonna lift the proxy now.
[00:12:42] Maybe not actually, it's hard to proxy in this angle.
[00:12:46] I should've gone on the R-Ride.
[00:12:58] that she wanna have percent health damage in her kit
[00:13:19] Yes!
[00:13:39] Barely!
[00:13:40] I'm gonna use ghost here, get the plating, I can take a death here, see I didn't get
[00:14:05] the threshold for level 7 death, so I get a long death timer. It's badly played by me.
[00:14:17] worth it
[00:14:47] I'm fed. Maybe I could have gotten Cain to rest. I don't know if I could have done more
[00:15:12] So much.
[00:15:28] Okay, nice.
[00:15:32] Ooh, shi- it's proxier actually.
[00:15:38] Fuck, kill me scumming.
[00:15:42] No good.
[00:15:44] And those.
[00:16:00] I don't know why I still went for it.
[00:16:02] Stupid D4 from level 8.
[00:16:04] Missing thing.
[00:17:12] Broxy the wave! Time to broxy!
[00:17:26] Almost did it, should we come down?
[00:17:42] We need this form on Kain. Kain's biggest weakness is not the early game when he doesn't
[00:17:49] have form, but it's the mid game when he doesn't have form. Like the 10 minute mark when you're
[00:17:55] like in the mid game but you still don't have form on Kain, you're so weak. You need to
[00:18:01] get this form ASAP. Like if he doesn't have form here on this staff
[00:18:06] the game might just be cooked
[00:18:36] of the Dying.
[00:18:46] Yes, a lot lower cooldown is done I have on mine.
[00:18:50] Yes, he's already.
[00:18:57] can we get a singed game next?
[00:19:07] I don't know, fuck that champion, that champion is completely overpowered right now.
[00:19:17] I did true damage, this guy is champion of true damage.
[00:20:13] enemy double kill
[00:20:29] no hard steal, hard steal is a fake item
[00:20:33] it's really bad
[00:20:34] it also makes your play worse
[00:20:41] But it's fun, it's fun when you're dead
[00:20:43] But I can't play when I'm losing early game
[00:21:11] Foxy in here is key, get some tempo to help.
[00:21:25] i can gank
[00:21:47] fifty-five through both sides that was very awkward
[00:21:54] How can I ever join this fight?
[00:22:13] I guess it's gone now.
[00:22:24] They didn't even try and block my escape path.
[00:22:34] They blocked my path towards here.
[00:22:36] It's because I never ulted out usually.
[00:22:40] So people like not to expect me to do it
[00:22:59] Hope I don't get downed here
[00:23:10] I can't really tip it to drake, which won on my tower like this.
[00:23:32] We're gonna lose it, fuck.
[00:24:32] and
[00:24:44] Samma, where are you running?
[00:24:47] Samma!
[00:24:48] Samma!
[00:24:55] Nice big
[00:25:02] Got my tannic next I think, should be good
[00:25:15] Did we get some shutdowns here?
[00:25:16] Kalista got one, Kain got one
[00:25:18] This is good
[00:25:32] So it seems like he doesn't do any damage without dragon, but once he gets dragon he does
[00:26:02] I could follow with my TP, but I'm not sure if I want to.
[00:26:14] My whole team is dead anyways.
[00:26:17] You can want a TP bot lane if anything.
[00:26:20] Do I have a free tower here?
[00:26:26] should probably take the free tower if they give it to me
[00:26:52] I don't know if this is the vision of the tower probably
[00:26:56] Just a free kill, nice flash.
[00:27:17] Okay we can't do fights now, I used my ulti and TP for nothing.
[00:28:21] I have to contest this high, but I can't. She's beats me.
[00:28:29] I think we're just giving this dragon gas.
[00:28:31] This Vex is just farming my team.
[00:28:56] Kind of based.
[00:28:57] I can't gank bot lane with this burn.
[00:29:26] if you have your ganked on with the serum.
[00:29:56] GG got blocked, you guys need to cash mid wave so we don't lose the game.
[00:30:23] Come on, get next.
[00:30:30] Hoped like they're gonna end.
[00:30:39] Pick Sanik was loose, I mean I did not really play to win this game because I locked in
[00:30:45] Sanik, this is true.
[00:30:46] If I actually won't win, I would actually pick a use for champion, best for them all.
[00:31:06] What's my next item?
[00:31:10] Nothing is going to make me tank this game. I mean, somethings will. Maybe I go Jackshaw.
[00:31:16] I don't think B being tanky is gonna win us the game. I think maybe I should go damage.
[00:31:37] I can't just go like you see that she does not fear.
[00:32:16] I don't know what to do
[00:32:46] We have big and TF build on. Every time I see rapid fire cannon on TF, I know he's gonna be the most useless champion ever.
[00:32:54] Hit so shit.
[00:33:01] I would even say Lich. Yeah...
[00:33:16] Our champs are so useless we didn't see your damage, I'm tanking for no one it feels like.
[00:33:46] There's no winning here.
[00:33:51] You pick Sion in 20-26, you can't really carry it, so if I have losing team, the game is
[00:33:56] losing.
[00:33:57] There's nothing to do about it.
[00:34:00] Champions is useless.
[00:34:03] Unless I go AD Sion, but I can't play AD Sion.
[00:34:12] That shit is even more useless.
[00:34:14] at least you can carry it on.
[00:34:16] If it's useless, how can you carry?
[00:34:45] Yeah, I mean it's like agency, it's all about agency, right?
[00:34:52] Like Ornn is not a weak champion, but you can't carry on Ornn.
[00:34:55] You just kinda win your lane and become a tank, and then if your team does well, you can win the game.
[00:35:02] But if you go Jax, if you go Jax for example and you win, you just carry the game 1v9.
[00:35:08] You just win the game for your team. You can't do that on a lot of these tanks.
[00:35:15] Where is AD Sion?
[00:35:27] You can, you're super giga useless, but you can still, you have still more agency than
[00:35:35] long tanks on.
[00:36:05] I like playing Gragas and Jax because with those champions it feels like it's in your
[00:36:21] hand to win the game or lose the game, you know?
[00:37:00] face emoji, shoutout to Alanar, drooling face emoji, drooling face emoji.
[00:37:07] well I love watching your educational content I would love if you had a
[00:37:28] course or something I could buy bro like what are we talking about here if I
[00:37:34] to sell a course educational league yeah we'll just be scamming like a moment
[00:38:04] So I ban Shaco for the draw, I forgot to hide this side, I should ban it.
[00:38:25] The only problem I have is when we're too much AP, because I don't have an AD champion I can play except Sion, and I'm picking a useless champion.
[00:38:34] That's like the only situation in draft where I'm kind of struggling right now. I've always had that problem. I only play AP champions
[00:38:44] Except cloudbots
[00:38:52] What about bye
[00:39:04] I feel a little bit weird with the heal of blaze changes.
[00:39:09] Oh I didn't run Riven GG.
[00:39:13] He's Riven mid by the way and he's gonna 1v9 the game.
[00:39:18] Every game with this champion man. Every single game with this Riven mid champion.
[00:39:23] I don't know if he's the most, I don't know what makes this OP, but like I've seen it like 5 times 1v9.
[00:39:32] If I get Gragas they're gonna count to me so hard.
[00:39:50] It's probably gonna be like a Roro or something.
[00:40:06] No Roro band, normal.
[00:40:10] Would you like to read my value expo's fanfiction, email, DM, or a box?
[00:40:17] Aatrox fake counter, and he makes them for the AD, so sure, let's do it.
[00:40:23] Would you like to read my Velia X-Bowz fanfiction?
[00:40:30] Um... I don't know man.
[00:40:34] I'm okay, well thank you.
[00:40:47] Read on stream.
[00:40:52] You know I have, I have a reckless, reckless boss fan fiction in my apartment somewhere.
[00:41:01] There was some crazy stuff in there, I don't know if I feel comfortable reading that stuff
[00:41:11] again.
[00:41:12] Alright, shout prediction. I'm gonna click tab for 10 minutes. The ribbon is gonna be
[00:41:38] 0 0 0 and then I'm gonna press tab at the end of the game and the rhythm will be 15 0 0
[00:41:55] it is the best scaling champion in the game by far the best the best scaling champion in the game
[00:42:08] What do you think about Mandate on Gragas next patch?
[00:42:14] They're making it so you get ability based on immobilizing stuff, right?
[00:42:22] Probably bait.
[00:42:23] I'll probably try it, but probably bait.
[00:42:27] I feel like the old times of spamming CDR to get your E for my E, that's like gone,
[00:42:37] you know?
[00:42:38] Because they made it to percentage instead of flat reduction
[00:42:42] You don't get much value from overcapping on CDR like before you would overcap you get like 80-90 hundred
[00:42:50] abilities
[00:42:51] for
[00:42:53] For the spamming right?
[00:42:55] But the value goes down these days by so much
[00:43:01] because of the change
[00:43:03] So I ready to go
[00:43:05] damage build
[00:43:08] He's doing it too.
[00:43:37] i can do it longer
[00:43:52] he's getting so... he's getting so mugged by the way look at him
[00:43:55] he's 40% health
[00:43:56] i'm about 60%
[00:43:58] yeah i get fucked
[00:43:59] i did his wave better than you buddy
[00:44:02] and the wave is pushing into me anyways
[00:44:06] This is what I really like doing this.
[00:44:09] This is like my favorite activity in Top End, it says.
[00:44:14] Because no one knows what to do about it.
[00:44:16] Some people let it crash, other people try to do what these atrox do,
[00:44:20] and then they just lose a bunch of health, and then it's pushing into me anyways.
[00:44:26] I feel like I have the upper hand here, because I have a lot more experience.
[00:44:30] Because I'm the only one doing it.
[00:44:32] And look at this, great.
[00:44:34] Now we survive early game, with Gragas.
[00:44:38] Beautiful.
[00:45:04] Holy fuck, I'm farming well.
[00:45:26] I need a lost chapter you know.
[00:45:51] but recall now i have it kind of
[00:45:57] i think i'm actually gonna do
[00:46:00] it's too important
[00:46:02] now i can actually play the game
[00:46:09] store
[00:46:19] this
[00:46:39] Let's get out of here.
[00:47:09] Alright, nice. I think this is winning.
[00:47:15] Adrog's Rageous matchup and we haven't died 20 times. Let's win!
[00:47:39] That was a really good dash by him, he might be cooked
[00:47:55] Oh my god, I don't have mana.
[00:48:20] I'm trolling, I was out.
[00:48:25] How the fuck did I run out of mana with lost chapter?
[00:48:28] How did that even happen?
[00:48:39] Interesting.
[00:48:55] I'm a little bit cooked, nah not really, it's really bad though, usually if you get solo
[00:49:06] killed once in top lane they do really snowball, like Gragas can neutralize it quite well.
[00:49:20] From Sion here, I just FF15, no questions about it, but we'll drag it so there's actually a chance.
[00:49:26] fuck off starting with ult are you dumb or something
[00:50:24] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
[00:50:31] I'm just trying to get the kill.
[00:50:36] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
[00:50:42] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
[00:50:48] nice one playboy
[00:51:18] Rages has no useless skill or nor passive while Annie Q has one line description.
[00:51:48] This dragon's OP.
[00:52:18] I'm flashed
[00:52:35] Fuck, feel like I could have played a better for the Pantheon, he's set me up well
[00:52:43] Nice
[00:52:48] I think Gragas is really OP, yeah.
[00:53:17] I guess it's really OP, but no one plays it, I don't know.
[00:53:20] Like, there was a meta with everybody playing Gragas, so it's not like top laners don't know how to play Gragas.
[00:53:25] Like a lot of top laners know how to play Gragas, but no one plays it, I don't know why.
[00:53:29] I think people are missing out.
[00:53:32] Oh, yeah.
[00:53:34] But then people still go AD Jax, so, I mean.
[00:53:47] Hit more treads, the trades become unplayable in a way.
[00:54:13] I'm not here.
[00:54:21] I could use one more wave for Aiden.
[00:54:22] I don't know if I can survive it though.
[00:54:24] I'm just gonna play safe
[00:54:26] The entire map is dark, I'm not going to even step up for anything.
[00:54:55] My bot knight team is playing bot side so...
[00:55:00] Usually what you do then, even though I don't know if vias top, I should assume vias top.
[00:55:06] Me something Kade will top man.
[00:55:09] If your team is making a play bot side and you even though if you don't know where enemy are, you should just assume that they're here.
[00:55:19] And now with Pantheon here, now I can start stepping up.
[00:55:25] Wow, wow, you have killed, good job, good of a soup gap here.
[00:55:43] I can't froxie, I think he's coming from base, should just be honestly.
[00:56:13] There's one hellfrew, then.
[00:56:18] I'm not gonna over complicate things.
[00:56:23] If the game is played normally with nothing silly stuff happening, we go everybody who
[00:56:29] scares the mid late game, the game is over.
[00:56:43] I am officially outscaled.
[00:57:04] up
[00:57:17] The ally has been slain, and your team has to wait and go.
[00:57:35] Killing is for you.
[00:57:47] This game is soooo over, oh my god, but they have the Riven champion, I forgot, they have
[00:58:04] Riven.
[00:58:05] Uh oh, is that a longsword?
[00:58:07] Is it Steph's dance?
[00:58:08] GG, we lost.
[00:58:12] She didn't go the OP boots right?
[00:58:14] Go Riven mid for OP boots?
[00:58:16] didn't go for them. interesting. maybe it's winnable.
[00:58:40] alright chat so I'm split pushing top right I'm split pushing top drop a ward
[00:58:45] on the faylight and now all of a sudden I cannot die anymore. It is impossible for me to die.
[00:58:54] I will see every gank that happens to me.
[00:59:01] I could look for sneak in mid gank but they also have the phalanx so they see everything
[00:59:17] I do as well.
[00:59:18] The entire map is lit enough.
[00:59:21] Everybody has wallhack.
[00:59:22] GG.
[00:59:23] Everyone sees everything.
[00:59:30] We're gonna go flash mid.
[00:59:47] Not bad though.
[01:00:23] The enemy map is on fire, they have top pushing, I'm coming out from bot, gonna push bot and
[01:00:37] take tower.
[01:00:38] So even though they might be winning the fight, we're winning the game.
[01:00:42] For real.
[01:00:43] If enemy Vi was alive, they could take the dragon and stabilize by all recalling, but
[01:00:51] you see the problem here is vice dead so they can never take dragon
[01:00:55] so we're the ones reading a dragon or
[01:00:58] or they're losing more farm you know
[01:01:03] like what enemy should do here they should just give the dragon
[01:01:05] because if they come past it they're throwing the game
[01:01:16] dead
[01:01:19] Now this guy dies too, I think he's completely over
[01:01:32] I agree with my flash
[01:01:49] I have to hire them to build this game, Sonya saviaslem, I hate Sonya's but this game
[01:02:14] and they have buy it, i mean it's obvious, you know
[01:02:19] so that's what we're just gonna build, whatever
[01:02:33] these haters can't play against me anymore
[01:02:35] i will just permanently kill them
[01:02:39] and you'll be like, oh but what's the enemy gonna do then if you split bot
[01:02:42] Well, they should probably gank me, right?
[01:02:44] If Atres can't hold me one by one, they need to gank me.
[01:02:47] Oh, wait a second.
[01:02:49] Oh, wait.
[01:02:51] Oh, boom.
[01:02:52] I can't get ganked anymore from any direction.
[01:02:55] No direction can I get ganked from.
[01:03:00] GG.
[01:03:42] of getting ganked because I put one singular word they need to remove that shit from the game
[01:03:53] this guy is being for real with a real gun
[01:03:58] oh no way
[01:04:03] oh no way
[01:04:06] oh no way
[01:04:08] for a moment
[01:04:12] I shouldn't take this one, I guess it's a stupid cause I already got the kill, so I should
[01:04:23] just back off and spend my money.
[01:04:26] unnecessary risk
[01:04:33] just play drake's
[01:05:02] Anya says an item is a teamfighting item right, so it doesn't do much for the 1v1.
[01:05:08] So here's the chance I get.
[01:05:11] I lose the value in 1v1, so I might not be able to 1v1 me.
[01:05:16] I'm not gonna TP here.
[01:05:20] This is top lane 101.
[01:05:22] The drake is spawning in one minute, they're having a 5v5 teamfight with TP's.
[01:05:26] I'm gonna actually save my TP.
[01:05:28] And no matter how this fight goes, as long as I push top and save my TP, we're gonna get the dragon.
[01:05:39] Now you can see Riven, she was part of the fight, now she has to catch top, and I'm gonna use my TP that I saved
[01:05:46] to push bot, and then we just have everything pushed and then the direction will be free.
[01:05:58] I gotta be careful I don't get caught that's the only thing I don't have ward for the
[01:06:15] fail I just kind of sucks he might have words I should actually I'm
[01:06:26] greeting for a way here this is really in such a deal with my team
[01:06:31] last thing here
[01:06:34] This fuck was so free as well, I thought it was.
[01:06:42] Why is he dead though, so it can't drag him.
[01:06:50] And I said he'd die.
[01:06:53] And dead.
[01:06:55] Fuck.
[01:06:56] I do no damage cause I'm sitting in a 2k gold.
[01:07:04] Why are you against Faely's vision when you as a top laner benefit from it?
[01:07:10] It's so unskilled, that's why I'm against it, it's completely unskilled.
[01:07:16] I can ward in this bush and I will see everyone going from here, going from here, going from
[01:07:21] here, and coming from here, like it doesn't make sense.
[01:07:26] It doesn't make sense to ward one place and not have to worry about getting ganked for
[01:07:30] 40 seconds.
[01:07:32] It's a stupid design. It takes away all skill.
[01:08:02] Riven has reached point, another Riven who is completely 1v9, wow shaker, who could have
[01:08:15] seen this one coming, a Riven who 1v9's the game, I'm surprised, ain't no way bro,
[01:08:24] Now she has death stances, the game is literally over.
[01:08:34] Kill her.
[01:08:40] She takes no damage, she just goes in 1v2, we burn everything, she doesn't die.
[01:08:49] May I just wonder this, they win the game. They locked in Riven, we win.
[01:08:54] Help us.
[01:09:07] Oh, so good.
[01:09:14] Oh yes, help us.
[01:09:19] I've never seen Riven champion lose a game before, never, never, it's insane.
[01:09:43] It's a 4 level difference in mid lane, I'm not even blaming the Vladimir, what can he
[01:09:47] do?
[01:09:48] Vladimir versus fucking demon lord, like it's not even Vladimir's fault, he probably played fucking better than her, but it literally doesn't matter.
[01:10:18] Oh, for a second I thought we would win that fight and then she showed up, unlucky.
[01:10:48] I mean they don't have dragons, there really comes a point where a smolder carries, it's
[01:11:13] just like so fucking disgusting the champion
[01:11:28] mastering ribbon is hard no
[01:11:32] ribbon is giga easy to play bro even i won on it you guys remember that one game
[01:11:36] you guys remember that one ribbon game i had
[01:11:43] I can't play the game, she takes no damage, she's permanent, you're all gonna die, you're
[01:12:03] all gonna die.
[01:12:04] You're all gonna die.
[01:12:05] You're all gonna die!
[01:12:08] Baby got her.
[01:12:16] It's an unplayable fucking game, man!
[01:12:18] I- I- Dude, this would happen!
[01:12:21] She ends the game 15-0, carries the game!
[01:12:23] Like I knew that she would happen!
[01:12:26] What a dogshit design!
[01:12:27] When are we gonna nerf this, finally?
[01:13:35] They're driven on me
[01:13:46] Let's mold the scale guys can win
[01:14:05] Please no fighting, we're going to lose every fight by the way, let's go see him then.
[01:14:22] I'm rolled up.
[01:14:29] The Riven killed everybody.
[01:14:32] Looks like Riven killed everybody.
[01:14:34] Lucian dashes in melee range, we get a pick. Doesn't matter.
[01:14:37] He's not the carry. He never was.
[01:14:52] 0-11 Vlad? I don't blame him. It's not the Vladimir's fault.
[01:14:56] No, not his fault. Bro, what can he do?
[01:15:02] Tell me one thing the Vladimir can do this game.
[01:15:05] Where is that creature of a champion that wins every game no matter what.
[01:15:22] I wonder what the stats on the champion is.
[01:15:44] you look like dr melissa king from the pit
[01:16:03] there's so few matches
[01:16:05] is there a new patch today?
[01:16:09] wait was there a new patch yesterday?
[01:16:11] surely not right
[01:16:16] now this was like a week ago
[01:16:22] but you have to realize this is fake by the way because think about who
[01:16:26] who goes and picks a ribbon think about it who goes and picks a ribbon
[01:16:30] ribbon OTPs and ribbon OTPs tend to be the worst players on the server
[01:16:36] so i mean bro if actually normal people play the champion
[01:16:39] 56, 57% winrate. I'm not even kidding.
[01:16:43] Bro, bro.
[01:16:44] Imagine if good players played a champion.
[01:16:46] What would have I done?
[01:17:09] Do it. I've already done it Chad and I completely won behind the game. Bro you should have seen me.
[01:17:16] It was crazy.
[01:17:30] I had a really bad ribbon game as well, like not too long ago.
[01:17:35] That guy was 1v9 as well.
[01:17:54] Here.
[01:17:56] Oh, let's see this Riven game, what happened here?
[01:17:59] 17 and 2!
[01:18:04] I was feeling my ass off, I didn't even play the game, I went 2 and 6 in my lane, but I knew the game was free, I knew the game was over, because he locked in a ribbon mid lane, the game was completely over.
[01:18:21] Can't lose, is it possible to lose?
[01:18:24] 68% winrate in challenger, 68% challenger, what are we talking about, is he the best
[01:18:33] player in the world?
[01:18:35] Like bro, do you only see these on like giga players?
[01:18:38] Bro, is this guy the best player in the world or what?
[01:18:42] I have to say I have 68% winrate in challenger, I have 48% winrate on my main, like I'm sitting
[01:18:49] I'm 40% winning on my main. This is crazy man, I'm telling you. It's fucked up.
[01:18:58] I wish my my fucking main was this OP.
[01:19:10] Any other ribbon games happen lately?
[01:19:15] It doesn't happen often because I ban it. Oh here, look.
[01:19:18] My mid laner, that's what happened, my mid laner hovered it, so the one game I don't ban ribbon, let me see how she did.
[01:19:26] Eight and six, okay, I mean she didn't, maybe she didn't want me to end the game.
[01:19:29] I did, obviously, look at the damage, but still.
[01:19:37] If you actually take a microscope and you look closely into this game, think about it, chat.
[01:19:45] Take a microscope and look closely.
[01:19:48] Who's the outlier in this game? Did I? Because I did the most damage, not really.
[01:19:57] The outlier is, the only challenger player in the enemy team is the mid laner, and we
[01:20:03] have Masta, 600LP. And the Riven still did well. That's what I'm talking about.
[01:20:11] Imagine a Masta player going up against a challenger player and still doing well because
[01:20:17] of the champion. I will die on this hill, I will die on this hill. Every time I play
[01:20:27] with or against it. He gave me some over from champ select. Team will support, you are kidding
[01:20:39] me play ribbon oh let me pick ribbon oh wait it's banned
[01:21:04] Haha, shocker. Everyone on the same page as me.
[01:21:09] Everyone in this fucking server thinks the same.
[01:21:12] We all agree on this bullshit. The only one who doesn't agree is fucking Riot, because they main that shit.
[01:21:18] Riot balance team has 5 Riven on that roster, so they refuse to ban the most OP champion in the game.
[01:21:26] Miss Riot's Freak all over again.
[01:21:28] Just keep his on-champions completely overpowered. On purpose.
[01:21:34] It's fucked up what you're doing man, I'm telling you, it's so fucked up.
[01:21:58] Holy fuck, challenge a gangplank with 9 million points, you guys seeing this?
[01:22:06] You can see it, this guy has 9 million!
[01:22:10] I have 5 million on Sion by the way!
[01:22:14] How can he have 9 million?
[01:22:28] Let's get this party started.
[01:22:38] Time to do this stuff again.
[01:22:50] I'm in the sweet spot of this strat where I haven't played enough games doing this,
[01:22:58] so people haven't realized I do it every game.
[01:23:05] In a week from now, everybody will cover this when they're up against me, and he's gonna
[01:23:13] try and do this thing.
[01:23:16] Okay it crashed, nice big.
[01:23:22] Manage one!
[01:23:28] Manage two!
[01:23:32] I'm gonna probably lose all of this cause it's not easy to farm with Gragas.
[01:23:36] It's not easy to do it on Sion.
[01:23:39] But it's still worth it to do cause you always don't want to play the early game with Gragas.
[01:23:45] So this is still better than whatever other thing would happen.
[01:24:15] This just kills me like hello.
[01:24:22] I just want to talk about the fucking...
[01:24:24] ...Gragas early game. It's impossible to get through man.
[01:24:27] Like it's so impossible to play early game Gragas.
[01:24:29] You're just dead every time.
[01:24:32] Every time.
[01:24:35] There's no avoiding it.
[01:24:37] It's not easy but no flash to ignite so it should be fine.
[01:24:54] Happy hour is coming!
[01:25:12] I'm on it!
[01:25:14] We're going to be something awkward where I can't clear the whole wave, I will let
[01:25:23] like freeing is alive, we'll see.
[01:25:26] Yeah, like him pretty sure they are just going to keep letting you do this dog shit strat.
[01:25:31] It's not dog shit, it's pretty good.
[01:25:37] Nice, got the proxy going.
[01:25:41] Now I can go up until all chapter if I have the man a lot worth it bro
[01:26:11] I'm fucking dead bruh, I'm fucking dead bruh, I'm worth it, we get raptor respawn here.
[01:26:41] If you're a champion, you can just do that.
[01:26:48] Shed, how does Silas Krag spawn?
[01:26:51] But his Raptors don't. Or has my...
[01:26:54] The Naphyra already take the Raptors.
[01:26:56] I'm so confused.
[01:27:11] I'm a little shit spot now. I'm in a bit of a spot for him. He's gonna feed the entire game I think.
[01:27:19] I'm so behind.
[01:27:41] I don't know, he just beats me like, there's no barrels, nothing, he's just out to ignite
[01:27:58] then you just beat me like this?
[01:28:00] Like hello?
[01:28:28] I have gank plank scaling but we just have better scaling so if we get to mid late
[01:28:49] game the game is over but I said that last game I was wrong but then last game they had
[01:28:55] They don't have ribbons, they don't have ribbons, so it's playable I guess.
[01:30:25] I can't fight, sorry, no mana.
[01:30:55] I'm probably TP'd.
[01:31:07] That's fucked.
[01:31:13] Fuck.
[01:31:47] gank plank is literally gonna one-shot me
[01:31:51] he has his item for sure
[01:31:55] don't really know what to do
[01:31:56] if I proxy farm he farms more than me because he can farm the barrels
[01:32:02] this is if I get a gank
[01:32:04] I don't think that's happening anytime soon
[01:32:17] I think I have a little tear problem if he has it.
[01:32:45] I mean you see this damage, he didn't even hit the barrel here.
[01:32:49] He just Q's ignite.
[01:33:15] There comes a time where he's outscaled, but I'm not gonna outscale him if he has a full
[01:33:23] item only every time.
[01:34:15] I can look for a gank mid lane but this guy has upgraded mortars even, so he's just
[01:34:26] wasted a waltz.
[01:34:28] He's inting.
[01:34:31] We're not here yet.
[01:34:41] Come on, let's go.
[01:34:51] he's so cool
[01:35:03] hold on, upgrade swiftness
[01:35:05] now shut in the fucking place
[01:35:51] so broken his damage is insane and his way of clearing is so good and his scaling is incredible
[01:35:57] right Bowson sounds like your next pick fr fr
[01:36:01] i think i'm gonna exit that open this guy's nine million points on it so he's just
[01:36:09] kind of gapping me
[01:36:13] we have timo support who's completely one of my nine
[01:36:16] Teemo as a champion. It's one of the champions that has the highest win rate per game length.
[01:36:24] One of the best skating champions in the game, statistically speaking.
[01:36:31] I trust in the Teemo carry.
[01:36:46] Bye bye!
[01:37:16] These guys are murderous, there's no dealing damage to them.
[01:37:46] I'm on it.
[01:38:03] Seven months with the most bigotry game of whoever graced the rift.
[01:38:07] OOOH!
[01:38:08] I'm half health!
[01:38:16] this game is so... can we gank him? can we like kill him once?
[01:38:27] if I can't fucking fire him, he's gonna scale
[01:38:31] I get tower though, the gangplank completely live, he left for dragon, so now he's coming
[01:38:56] going back. Now I'm going.
[01:39:02] Fuck him up.
[01:39:08] Everyone! So flashy, man! I can't with these guys!
[01:39:23] I'm going into this fight, I feel strong, I feel confident
[01:39:27] that everyone has Flash, let's get out!
[01:39:31] I lost the points!
[01:39:53] kill kill kill kill he can't get out
[01:39:59] yeah yeah big big
[01:40:03] they could open on me
[01:40:09] oh there's not fairlight bro how do we have one dragon in 18 minutes are we for real
[01:40:15] no fairlight that means my job is a lot harder
[01:40:21] I don't know what I'm gonna get ganked
[01:40:25] No annoying message, just take my free money
[01:40:28] Oh that's no fingersaddle
[01:40:31] He spot my team though
[01:40:41] Can we go here?
[01:40:45] Nope.
[01:40:46] Are they still on me?
[01:40:52] Oh my god, I don't know where I came from, oh my god, am I dead?
[01:41:07] I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
[01:41:18] Oh
[01:41:42] Come for Penta bro, I give you pentakill come
[01:41:48] He's full MR, like unlucky man.
[01:42:12] Am I killing 4 trillion and more garen?
[01:42:29] And again no faylight, makes the game so weird though, I can't hold a faylight so I'm like always under pressure to die.
[01:42:36] I actually choose to be here, come on then.
[01:42:45] Game is very hard, honestly it's a Teemo carry type of angle.
[01:43:29] And see if you have to dissuade
[01:43:42] Oh buddy go go go we have prior other on me
[01:43:59] Not bad, he did my go baron though, spit on him Teemo, oh my god, bro FF the game like
[01:44:19] what the fuck
[01:44:45] every time I see a mage mid lane I realize that like it's just the most useless thing ever
[01:44:49] Like now Riven the carried and now Doris is completely 1v9.
[01:45:05] Are we doing any damage? Any damage at all?
[01:45:19] We lost 2, 2 for 1 for them this fight.
[01:45:34] Serious?
[01:45:48] Nooo
[01:45:50] Where'd they go?
[01:46:01] Help! Help!
[01:46:04] Tester is useless. I mean, this guy played Tester without the naming of some dragrar,
[01:46:30] So yeah
[01:46:36] Maybe this draglar is streaming mode
[01:46:38] He is walking out cause we have no CC.
[01:47:02] Fucking Teemo support man.
[01:47:04] Teemo is doing vert though, it's just like our team looks so useless.
[01:47:08] Now Fiori who falls behind, the champions is useless, a jungler with no CC, an assassin
[01:47:20] with no CC or anything who falls behind is just playing the game 4 or 5 in a while.
[01:47:30] We're making a play bot lane, we're dying, we're making a play bot lane, we're dying,
[01:48:00] They're on me top lane, I'm dying obviously I'm outnumbered so where are we winning then?
[01:48:05] If I'm getting ganked why are we dying on bot lane then?
[01:48:30] I'm getting a lot of golden up here in the week and going back into the game.
[01:48:55] I'm pushing mid, we're not fighting the stragongas.
[01:49:15] It's gonna be a little bit realistic again.
[01:49:45] your team has destroyed
[01:49:58] I stopped my B fuck
[01:50:08] bro, what a fear come on lock in
[01:50:12] Holy fuck you clearly have an ability for that
[01:50:42] Well, can't lose this Baron. It's quite important actually.
[01:51:12] time to proxy, time to proxy wave
[01:51:42] They might still go Baron. I don't know if I can stop them, but they have very little
[01:51:49] damage on it. So I don't think they should. They will not.
[01:51:56] Silas will come here, but look at his items. His full tank, Silas. This is not something
[01:52:01] I don't think I'm gonna kill him
[01:52:09] This little guy is on his
[01:52:11] Delay my robbadan
[01:52:31] I'm on the way, we see Darius toppling, maybe this is our turn
[01:52:54] should we find this? oh no he's gonna get reset oh no oh no oh my god oh my god
[01:53:15] another bruisers ramy lines on mid lane
[01:53:31] maybe that's where you should play bruisers
[01:53:34] seems completely overpowered in that room on the one
[01:53:41] That's team on defendants so that's the real question.
[01:53:52] My go team.
[01:53:53] Got the shroom off.
[01:53:54] Go Ezreal, they're dead, they're dying.
[01:53:57] Nah, hang on.
[01:53:59] Fucking king team.
[01:54:02] I got the shroom off. Go Ezreal! They're dead! They're dying!
[01:54:07] Nah, hang on.
[01:54:09] Fucking king T-Balls.
[01:54:20] He's going into raptors. Can we get him?
[01:54:32] Don't chase, don't chase!
[01:54:37] Oh my god guys.
[01:54:40] Oh my god, you guys are so worthless.
[01:54:44] It's pathetic.
[01:54:45] Like, what the fuck?
[01:54:46] Why the fuck?
[01:54:48] Holy shit, you guys are so shit at the game.
[01:54:52] Fucking embarrassing.
[01:55:02] You're a mid demon.
[01:55:09] Oh, here we go!
[01:55:12] Woh-ho-ho!
[01:55:14] FF.
[01:55:16] Demon only when I'm getting honored.
[01:55:28] You guys suck, you guys are terrible at the game.
[01:55:32] Unreal.
[01:55:42] Well, that was fun. Saved.
[01:55:58] Why no LP loss?
[01:56:05] You get no LP loss if you get out of field.
[01:56:09] If you Q top lane or support, you can't get out of field because there's no people playing
[01:56:14] this role.
[01:56:15] So instead they give out, boom, here get the Aegis of Valor, boom, here you have one,
[01:56:20] here you have one, another one.
[01:56:21] Then they just give it out randomly I think.
[01:56:26] So basically to balance it out, because mid laner mains and like ABC mains, they get ages
[01:56:31] of value all the time.
[01:56:32] Are you still shouting out to LAN?
[01:56:33] Shout out to LAN, drooling face emoji.
[01:56:36] Shout out to LAN, drooling face emoji.
[01:56:39] Shout out to LAN, drooling face emoji.
[01:56:51] Hashtag bring back prowlers, I'm sick of this shit.
[01:56:55] True.
[01:57:12] Trueful statement.
[01:57:13] Let's go on you.
[01:58:13] I feel like the
[01:58:29] I don't consume caffeine in any way, shape or form.
[01:58:59] I think coffee is so normal these days but I swear like how can it be normal isn't it
[01:59:21] really bad for you but I've known people who are like you would like ask them yo can
[01:59:27] hang out and they will be like ah I can't I don't find my body don't function
[01:59:32] until I have my coffee it's like bro you're literally you're that's literally
[01:59:37] drugged that's literally worse than drugs at that point you don't work unless you
[01:59:43] get coffee in you like bro we need to we need to stop drinking coffee all of us
[01:59:57] There are studies that coffee is good for your health, how?
[02:00:10] Nevermind then.
[02:00:16] Chat, how do studies work?
[02:00:25] Is studies literally only...
[02:00:28] Like, how does a study work?
[02:00:32] Is studies just ask 1,000 people and then you just get come to a conclusion?
[02:00:38] Like, sometimes I feel like studies can be wrong, you know?
[02:00:55] Vignin's has won.
[02:00:58] I was thinking, if I was part of a study, let's say, and they tested me for something,
[02:01:06] you're gonna stop drinking water and then we're gonna see how that affects your day-to-day.
[02:01:13] Okay, I stopped drinking water, but what if something happens in my life?
[02:01:18] Bro, what if I start working out at the same time period?
[02:01:22] And then the conclusion would be, oh, stop drinking water, you will feel better.
[02:01:28] But that was actually because I started working out, you know?
[02:01:33] I'm on it.
[02:01:39] Manage, man.
[02:01:47] I always do this way more than that, but I only do this to get, like, my...
[02:01:52] I get like mental block if I have to let a minion die without walking up for it.
[02:01:59] So when I do this, I don't have to walk up for CS. It comes to me, you know.
[02:02:08] Feel like I preserve a lot more health this way.
[02:02:11] It's very hard to farm with dragas Especially when the minions are juking me
[02:03:01] I'd rather can't work until I have my coffee than can't lane unless I proxy little shield.
[02:03:30] Bye bye!
[02:03:42] And now we have the Lost Chapter, big!
[02:03:45] What's I'm talking about huge start to the game
[02:04:15] People like to pick Mundo into Gragas I've felt, like I have so many times I blank Gragas
[02:04:28] and they just pick Mundo into it and they're like, oh, it's not a counter by the way, Gragas
[02:04:33] basement of quite a lot of
[02:04:46] Asking 1000 people equals violence asking 1000 random people and 1000 others to compare and running stats equals science
[02:04:56] The math is doing all the heavy lifting. Please respect
[02:05:00] I'm sorry
[02:05:03] Don't hit six.
[02:05:16] You are kidding me.
[02:05:21] I'm so giga shit at the game
[02:05:38] Oh, what am I gonna do?
[02:05:40] Oh, I have to have a proxy
[02:05:44] It's a little bit sketchy because I'm out of mana
[02:05:46] Oh, he doesn't chase, he hit that cleaver, he can kill me for sure, nice I get a better
[02:06:04] reset.
[02:06:15] Another, that's three out of three games of Gragas where I run out of mana.
[02:06:20] We said just me, like why do I permanently run out of mana?
[02:06:23] Am I doing something different?
[02:06:25] This, these games?
[02:06:27] I never run out of mana on Gragas normally.
[02:06:30] I've done it three out of three games.
[02:07:15] maybe
[02:07:21] I am a little lost at big
[02:08:15] He can't be on this wave or it would be really bad for him. He will lose three mails.
[02:08:23] Maybe even a cannon.
[02:08:25] You can't recall on cannon waves unless enemy pushes that kind of wave.
[02:08:53] I guess he has item now. Now I need my reset.
[02:09:07] Gonna be here. He might expect me to procs here, so.
[02:09:13] This is a done it so many times.
[02:09:19] Don't think I need to use TP.
[02:09:53] to kill him.
[02:10:11] Will see me, he's on me.
[02:10:23] oh got the wave and we are here oh my and with the plating and the wave oh my god very nice
[02:10:41] this is not exactly how I wanted it to go
[02:10:43] He has no ghost or ulti though, I looked to kill him.
[02:10:53] I could even flash on him if he doesn't push this wave fast enough.
[02:11:02] Big!
[02:11:20] Yes, TP, so I'm not gonna take the cannon with me.
[02:11:25] There's nine more.
[02:11:32] Oh look here, he can't really escape.
[02:11:51] Sooooooo
[02:12:01] These champions like the no mobility
[02:12:06] Champions once Gragas gets on you in this stage of the game
[02:12:10] You can't really get him off of you something's gonna perma slow
[02:12:15] He's gonna be perma slow from accused and then he's gonna be not back
[02:12:18] I don't know if he tries to ever run away, I will just ultimate back into the net
[02:12:25] Ragnos has the best CC in the game
[02:12:35] Oh yeah, I'm solo AP this game, so I'm just gonna go giggle damage
[02:12:48] I'm on it!
[02:13:05] He's having Dwarven alive.
[02:13:07] He's not even here. I'm going.
[02:13:18] I hope, I hope, I hope!
[02:13:28] Die!
[02:13:29] Die!
[02:13:31] Don't be careful.
[02:13:45] I'm dead oh my god bush is fucking warded man
[02:14:15] We have the TP top here.
[02:14:40] An ally has been slain.
[02:14:44] His enemy has been slain.
[02:15:03] Are they one more wave than go dragon?
[02:15:05] He's completely useless compared to me.
[02:15:25] That Rumble is dead on my screen.
[02:15:30] We need more, more, more, more, more, more.
[02:15:44] We're going mid, like I don't know, we're going mid here
[02:15:51] Push push push
[02:16:12] So guys we need to start to drag that this is unreal, are we in mass reel or what?
[02:16:18] Do the fucking free dragon!
[02:16:27] Ah, now it's too late, now you're all gonna get aced!
[02:16:29] Wow, look what happened now!
[02:16:42] I'll fucking bitch on you
[02:17:04] This karma has to reset by the way.
[02:17:16] Like she has to reset soon.
[02:17:18] I don't know if I'm stepping on 15 walls or not.
[02:17:27] Problem.
[02:17:30] I don't have health either shit
[02:18:30] probably a penetration type of build here because they're never going to get any m more
[02:18:58] Go like Shadowflame, Stormsearch.
[02:19:06] There's so many good AP items that it's hard to fit in one build.
[02:19:11] You want the pan, you want the void staff as well, and then you want like Raba, maybe Sonia.
[02:19:17] There's too many items you know.
[02:19:28] I can kill the Mundo if I get cover
[02:19:58] Oh you're in the fire, you're in the fire!
[02:20:28] I need healing spree.
[02:20:58] It's a 15 fight.
[02:21:16] I do flash bonda
[02:21:41] Don't have R now
[02:21:43] It's undamaged
[02:21:46] Oh, we're driving.
[02:22:00] We're still driving.
[02:22:36] I mean I had less damage than health so you're kind of right go set up for next teamfight
[02:23:06] Any enemies playing so long range, like the way the Rumble is playing like a range champion
[02:23:22] as well, they never really go in.
[02:23:25] It's hard to play the fights if I head on top of the target.
[02:23:34] Wow, this Mulder is so useless, it's insane.
[02:23:38] He's gonna eat him.
[02:23:44] It's board of daylight, all of the day.
[02:24:04] Am I getting baited with these pings? Should I actually be careful?
[02:24:10] Careful, careful, careful! Shut the fuck up, like, baiting me.
[02:24:30] Now they probably gone for me, but if they go for me we get Baron surely
[02:24:54] Bardult equals GG
[02:25:00] BARD?
[02:25:07] Okay, my bard is contemplating live showers in the middle of the game instead of actually playing the game.
[02:25:25] I can't make it to that fight, I'm just gonna stay.
[02:25:30] Low key fake objective and I'm gonna keep pushing.
[02:25:46] I'm going to base, we kill them after, kill them after.
[02:26:12] I have been slain
[02:26:26] I'm dead
[02:26:42] classic like who's being this is the qiana doing this qiana you're so shit at the game
[02:26:51] why are you even like go kill this guy i gotta recall and make it a dragon the drake
[02:27:06] is free
[02:27:07] we just gotta get there in time
[02:27:15] thank goodness it's not monday
[02:27:29] this kiana
[02:27:30] needs to shut her fucking mouth and let daddy carry
[02:27:33] this is insane
[02:27:35] I don't know what I'm witnessing here, it's crazy.
[02:27:37] Yeah, yeah.
[02:27:47] Can we kill them guys?
[02:27:59] can we kill them guys?
[02:28:10] someone flashed you right? I'm not sure who, maybe Rumble?
[02:28:23] I need to be better, I'm a mana
[02:28:27] If they're all there though, I can hit.
[02:28:34] Don't fight, like why are you guys looking for fight, like you're so shit at the game,
[02:28:58] Insane
[02:29:06] Now I'm gonna go top lane okay, and I'm gonna carry the game and and we will win we will win, okay
[02:29:17] Might have to go mid here
[02:29:28] Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping
[02:29:58] I don't have fair light ward, if Bard can put some more from the idea, that would be
[02:30:09] very appreciated.
[02:30:10] It's like one or two, it should be enough.
[02:30:19] I'm gonna go like this, they think I'm out and I'm gonna path up here, Rumble will be
[02:30:27] So, surprised.
[02:30:29] Ow!
[02:30:34] Oh, shit.
[02:30:37] What the fuck is his damage?
[02:30:41] I'm all fucked up, guy.
[02:30:57] you
[02:31:07] Ding ding ding ding bro you guys are unreal
[02:31:12] Can we calm the fuck down?
[02:31:27] I'm gonna do that some mr. She doesn't matter gonna look for the kill
[02:31:34] I might be dead, you know
[02:31:38] Let's get out of here
[02:31:57] I think we kill Rumble there.
[02:32:08] Does this faylight reach here or are we for real?
[02:32:11] Oh this faylight fucking sees everything.
[02:32:25] We might threaten Baron while we go dragon, but I don't think it's an angle.
[02:32:29] This guy's inter.
[02:32:31] Inter's spotted by the way.
[02:32:33] He can't get off of me.
[02:32:36] He can't get off of me.
[02:32:40] Kill this man.
[02:32:47] oh i missed oh i'm so s**t
[02:32:57] drop, i'm dead
[02:33:05] We can do it, yeah, because Jormon has to be.
[02:33:12] Oh, never mind, never mind.
[02:33:21] Let's get out of here.
[02:33:31] I'm so OP.
[02:33:33] I just need a good fight where I get like an angle, best would be a flank.
[02:33:38] If I go, if I'm like in the front line of everything, it's very easy for them to expect me.
[02:33:44] But if I'm flanking...
[02:33:57] I wonder if I should split push for the win, or if I should group, probably group.
[02:34:03] I'm wondering if even Flash is on mid lane.
[02:34:13] We have to give everything.
[02:34:26] Oh, inter
[02:34:34] No, not the Mundo, not the Mundo
[02:34:42] I have the flash here
[02:34:45] It's really bad
[02:34:56] I'll lose the game here.
[02:35:03] Stupid top.
[02:35:08] I need to recall with someone I feel like, or else I can't even turn.
[02:35:26] I can talk about this bye bye
[02:35:41] Don't hide, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come on, come on, not bad, one for one in inhibitor.
[02:36:02] They got a fake objective anyways.
[02:36:04] Not bad.
[02:36:12] 3% pen. Yeah, maybe I should get a percent pen.
[02:36:18] For boots.
[02:36:32] Void or Crypto Blum, I wonder what's more value, I might go Crypto Blum, give CDR as well,
[02:36:58] If I can avoid I might overcap
[02:37:10] What is this top wave guys there's like five guns
[02:37:20] We even want to fight this dragon
[02:37:28] This Mundo has scale, what is this shit creature, what do we do about the Mundo guys, he's
[02:37:44] completely off here, I'm not getting through this.
[02:37:47] hey good luck on the fight
[02:37:58] come coming coming coming mundo is off mundo is off this our moment
[02:38:17] I got it, I got it. Just live, just live, just live, just live, just live, just live, just live, just live!
[02:38:23] Get the fuck out, Bard! Get the fuck out!
[02:38:29] Alright, I got a soul, and I got the mid wave.
[02:38:32] And I got the mid wave, pushed the mid wave earlier into the fight.
[02:38:35] Even if we lost the fight, the game is not over.
[02:38:38] Very nice. This is not winning.
[02:38:47] Yeah this Mundo is a problem by the way, isn't it 20, like how did we even get to this point?
[02:38:56] I almost stomped the game I got my flash now though so it makes my
[02:39:06] I'm gonna jump a lot stronger
[02:39:19] Reignar is here on 9
[02:39:20] Yeah but she has 4 and a half item, but she's not weak
[02:39:23] KDA
[02:39:25] KDA doesn't matter
[02:39:36] Right, it's so much damage, it is insane.
[02:40:04] I think I'm going mid here right?
[02:40:16] I don't want to participate in the fight and maybe lose the game.
[02:40:18] I'm gonna do the safe play.
[02:40:22] I know I could be a difference maker but this is the safer play.
[02:40:32] OHHHHH!
[02:40:33] He's definitely damaged his nut.
[02:40:48] YOW!
[02:40:49] FUCK!
[02:40:50] FUCK!
[02:40:51] Can we take an emitter chair?
[02:40:55] We still have a few seconds.
[02:40:57] I won Shadet by the way.
[02:40:59] I'm gonna sneak in here
[02:41:05] I can't
[02:41:06] I don't know if anything I'm dead now
[02:41:09] Oh, Fates has shot
[02:41:11] Oh, Matthew died, shit
[02:41:23] Shit, but it is hard game
[02:41:29] oh my come on come on come on come on guys let's have a do things take the big crab get
[02:41:49] on the vision out you could maybe start dealing with our jungler I outburst then
[02:41:53] his might
[02:42:00] this is pro this is such a pro
[02:42:05] I have it that I have it that oh my god
[02:42:25] I'm sorry
[02:42:35] That dude scared us off a damnit
[02:42:40] We can't
[02:42:42] It's free, we're free, but we have Baron
[02:42:44] We can't end by the way
[02:42:47] I'm not flashed
[02:42:55] I don't think I'm gonna ever do that in the top of my head
[02:43:09] I'm done
[02:43:13] I'm just gonna take this for the... ignore the mundo
[02:43:18] I'm dying
[02:43:21] OH SHIT'S ONE GET HIM
[02:43:25] Oh my...
[02:43:29] Driven up soon.
[02:43:34] I'm like half running out of mana here.
[02:43:40] I can't, like I don't think we can waste here.
[02:43:42] We gotta wait for our team.
[02:43:51] Oh my god, GG.
[02:43:55] GG
[02:43:58] Plus 50
[02:44:01] So I said you let daddy carry you stop talking let daddy carry
[02:44:15] 110 oh my god
[02:44:19] 110,000 damage more than double what anyone else even had
[02:44:25] Very nice, very nice. Fixed a perfect gameplay.
[02:44:40] Cookie screen, thank you for the sub.
[02:44:47] What's this out in ranked? Oh, spaghetti, thank you for the sub.
[02:44:53] If I lost that game I would've won, we won her for sure.
[02:44:57] But because I win, I have nothing to prove.
[02:45:04] Bibi.
[02:45:23] you
[02:45:53] you
[02:46:53] Oh, I'm back.
[02:47:22] I am back, shout out L and R.
[02:47:51] Well
[02:48:14] Camille
[02:48:21] It's a human spiritualist, he doesn't tell me much.
[02:48:31] You know what's hard about being a princess, nothing.
[02:48:47] Seraphine, is she a princess?
[02:48:53] Amivia, Lissandra?
[02:48:58] Bro, who the fuck is a prince? Lachs?
[02:49:11] Kiana?
[02:49:12] Nah, they played, I don't know what to say about this.
[02:49:17] Since when was she a princess?
[02:49:19] Princess.
[02:49:43] Silian.
[02:49:44] My favorite skin.
[02:49:46] Sugar rush.
[02:49:49] LASERTRANS vs PAPERA supermassive
[02:49:58] ooooh wait I don't actually remember
[02:50:03] I'm trying to remember what game this was
[02:50:07] this was an EU master and I think we were down 2 and 1 in score
[02:50:13] we were actually down 2 and 1 and if we lose this game
[02:50:17] We will be out of the entire tournament, right?
[02:50:21] Enemy decides to target ban three of my champions.
[02:50:28] Gragas, Sion, Shogaf, shit, don't really know what to do.
[02:50:34] Don't really know what to do.
[02:50:36] Reckless tells me, Baus, I trust in your cane.
[02:50:41] The rest of the team seems a little bit skeptical.
[02:50:43] They don't know really, really cane.
[02:50:45] Cain top.
[02:50:46] who even plays cane top lane, the hell?
[02:50:51] So what ended up happening is I
[02:50:52] go for, go, play out the laning phase, it goes how it goes, but then in the mid game
[02:50:57] I actually get a solo kill
[02:50:59] on enemy top laner, which swings the game entirely
[02:51:03] and then we end up winning the game and then we win the entire series.
[02:51:09] Two, six, eight or something.
[02:51:13] I was right on the depths. 4, 6, 4, 12, 0.
[02:51:24] Big, big. I haven't win the entire game.
[02:51:27] End the series.
[02:51:31] I don't want to credit myself only, but I do.
[02:51:35] Like, if you were to go back in this, and you look, you did realize that this was the turn.
[02:51:40] This is when we start turning the seers around.
[02:51:44] Once I start getting that solo kill, so yeah.
[02:51:47] Clean game.
[02:52:40] game one more Gragas game you're jacks to see what matter by ever
[02:53:03] I don't think jacks is that good into Givana she's more of a spellcaster than
[02:53:08] and an altar attacker.
[02:53:19] I'll play Gragas last game.
[02:53:21] Switch things up a bit.
[02:53:38] the
[02:54:04] I hope this kid doesn't eat me again
[02:54:34] Welcome to Summoner's Blade.
[02:54:37] Gotta keep limber at my age.
[02:54:44] Minions have spawned.
[02:54:46] Really don't wanna bite you.
[02:54:48] Back!
[02:54:49] Who am I gonna get?
[02:54:50] I thought you were gonna feel like I'm gonna get shit on this ladyface.
[02:55:04] all men with a lamp, cut it through
[02:55:10] I can't really focus
[02:55:21] I should have been here for fun like this.
[02:55:44] new vc a girl a while back yeah but that was the house
[02:55:51] I think he's a poor knight, dodge this E's, if you fire a lot of damage, and he has the
[02:56:12] fire touch.
[02:56:13] oh my god like holy fuck free camp gank fuck me
[02:56:43] I need level 4 if I want to kill her next wave.
[02:57:07] the
[02:57:35] I'm dead!
[02:58:00] I'm not blind shit.
[02:58:05] Nice team, keep it up guys, keep it up guys.
[02:58:35] This champion has so much splash damage, like I'm just dying to air, I feel like.
[02:58:57] Oh my god man I guess kill me already
[02:59:27] Yeah, playable game by the way, woohoo!
[02:59:57] I tried to like flash the shivan out but the hitbox is so massive it's like impossible to dodge
[03:00:27] the
[03:00:48] An ally has been snagged
[03:00:55] Oh
[03:01:00] Yeah, nice nice
[03:01:48] I'm so mad.
[03:01:58] What the fuck is that, but I don't know what it's called.
[03:02:15] We drop nade nade, sell the team, go for playdings, what do you think?
[03:02:42] So
[03:02:51] Can we get out nice no cash on this
[03:03:12] What am I seeing here are you also on the rank 1 grind?
[03:03:27] Malz, there's way too many naded at the lasers in the chat right now.
[03:03:31] Let's get it under control, yeah.
[03:03:57] I want to be now, I want to be TP I guess, I won't have TP for drake, it's a little
[03:04:12] darker than what I did here, I can't regret it, because I have TP back to lane, I'm playing
[03:04:19] Jax I can't miss a wave my team is on their own for this drake
[03:04:49] fucking dragon champion man
[03:05:19] I'm going to ward here and peace out.
[03:05:25] I'm so cooked.
[03:05:27] Ah, where are the enemies?
[03:05:36] and
[03:05:56] that in the team I see you arrived in high-ello
[03:06:03] rank 1 baby. One week, two weeks, three weeks from now. We will be talking about the greatest
[03:06:11] time of all time. The boofiest rank one grind.
[03:06:18] I didn't know they were topside.
[03:06:43] So bad
[03:06:55] Shall my team is doing insanely well these these nuts is all doing very well keep up guys
[03:07:13] Your vision has destroyed and turned.
[03:07:37] Hi.
[03:07:43] What is Janna doing alone in our jungle Janna?
[03:08:13] All this damage man, holy shit
[03:08:27] Oh my god
[03:08:32] Oh my god, where the fuck?
[03:09:13] We'll see you later, good on Drax.
[03:09:23] Nah, that's gonna be all clears.
[03:09:28] I have ulted every new dmg
[03:09:58] Nice.
[03:10:28] Let's get out of here I get a vent over tp
[03:10:56] If I'm in a teamfight, I carry the teamfight, just saying.
[03:11:18] I must have done topside instead of play on me.
[03:11:26] because we get out of here
[03:11:48] Oh, please bro, who are you fucking with? Oh shit, they're on the yarn day
[03:11:56] oh you're so fucked i don't know man
[03:12:37] Oh
[03:12:53] We'd be so we found the kids
[03:13:07] Oh, please, like what are we doing?
[03:13:25] Come on guys!
[03:13:27] Oh, Casdine!
[03:13:29] Woo!
[03:13:31] You're welcome
[03:14:01] Let me chop on you, so we...
[03:14:25] Someone said, who is Sarah and why can't Nemesis date her?
[03:14:31] I don't know
[03:14:35] Bro you're you're you're going into some crazy parasocial behavior here my bed
[03:14:40] I don't know what you're afraid to but my best tip is don't stop stop everything you're doing right now
[03:15:01] We have soul in 140.
[03:15:31] I'm kind of on the wrong side of the map.
[03:15:53] I actually have to go top here.
[03:15:55] Feels so weird.
[03:15:57] I didn't even have anything good to buy
[03:16:27] Guys need to not int.
[03:16:35] Oh, he doesn't have execute yet.
[03:16:48] How can you be 22 minutes with no execute?
[03:16:52] Nice guys!
[03:16:53] Nice!
[03:16:54] nice we can win this nice let's go guys
[03:17:07] as one talking about nice Tim carry pop
[03:17:14] today they don't need me right
[03:17:24] We could make a play on me but like I don't die
[03:17:54] I don't have words for the fail lights, it's hard to play the game.
[03:18:11] What am I doing?
[03:18:24] Nice, let's go.
[03:18:52] What's on talk in the wild?
[03:19:05] Huge fight.
[03:19:18] Rek'Sai is coming
[03:19:29] Oh, he's...
[03:19:31] Stand still!
[03:19:32] Oh, fuck!
[03:19:37] Stand still!
[03:19:38] We still have vision on me!
[03:19:48] I'm going here.
[03:20:03] get him, get him, get him!
[03:20:33] double inhibitor B I think is the best choice
[03:21:03] I'm not very healthy, let's go for another one
[03:21:17] Chills my man
[03:21:19] Boom boom boom boom boom
[03:21:33] Shibana's tail is so long and fake like there's a sexual element to it you can't ignore.
[03:21:41] Well, the end of the world isn't gonna be perfect though.
[03:21:45] I don't know what that is.
[03:22:03] Oh, thank you, John!
[03:22:11] Guys!
[03:22:12] Guys!
[03:22:13] Come on, guys!
[03:22:33] Kill them all, get them all guys!
[03:22:49] Nice.
[03:22:51] 3
[03:23:10] Almost 1600 LP
[03:23:17] What's that? That is rank 9
[03:23:21] you
[03:23:42] What should we watch today?
[03:23:51] Let's see if Britain's got talent got anything.
[03:24:02] Welsh master team channel dark fantasy in high flying twisted love story, semifinals,
[03:24:10] B, G, T, 20, 20, 6
[03:24:38] Hold off
[03:25:10] that was not so cool
[03:26:07] Oh
[03:26:27] Really holy I was pretty good I was pretty good
[03:26:37] I kind of like that.
[03:27:07] had it all going on the energy was 10 out of 10 costumes amazing music was
[03:27:12] fantastic that couldn't have gone any better well done
[03:27:20] oh my gosh the drama the passion the intention through that was incredible I
[03:27:29] I mean at the end as well what I don't know what your name is but you the queen
[03:27:32] I didn't I couldn't believe how high you weren't how much you trust him, but that's awesome
[03:27:38] That's awesome. I don't really care about what the judges have to say
[03:27:41] That was an amazing addition
[03:27:49] Rapper Ren DMC roast Simon Cowell's wardrobe
[03:27:54] semifinal
[03:27:56] BGT
[03:27:57] 2026
[03:28:02] I
[03:28:12] First of all, I came out to KSA's music
[03:28:20] I was harsh on your music last time given another listen and it's not that bad
[03:28:27] You're off the hook
[03:28:32] I
[03:29:02] learning the lyrics of the night for a week and this one song it was good
[03:29:07] pick of it should have put it cold because I'm sick of it look with the head
[03:29:11] that large when they looked in your brain I'm surprised it was empty
[03:29:14] under my name I'm gonna test me cuz it's bandana with the size of a bedsheet
[03:29:19] I want to be proud of your arm so many bad songs how big your chart last time I
[03:29:25] wasn't loud for the start but this time I'm gonna need to cry for this part look
[03:29:29] Now let me see everybody put a hand up, keep them hands up, hands in the movie.
[03:29:34] Now everybody keep those hands up, if you think that she's stop making music.
[03:29:39] Now our manzah should be making more songs.
[03:29:41] She got the talent but she only put out four songs.
[03:29:44] When she's the sister of you, who put flex.
[03:29:46] But when she talks, I am truly annoyed.
[03:29:48] But I love her manzah, she can tell-
[03:29:50] I'm sorry, Shadow got into a game.
[03:29:53] But that guy was going in, he was roasting the hell out of them.
[03:30:23] I'm dead, I have to flash.
[03:30:30] Why am I playing versus fucking Annie?
[03:30:36] Annie with E-Stars, well I'm so fucked.
[03:30:53] yeah bro I already know this is gonna be unplayable like I already know this would be completely
[03:31:00] unplayable
[03:31:01] he's gonna kill me with ignite if anything
[03:31:14] When this wave crashes, I'm half health. She probably kills me.
[03:31:17] I'm not going to die to this.
[03:31:45] Oh, you're so mad at me, god fuck.
[03:31:56] Lol.
[03:31:57] Lol.
[03:31:58] Shit game.
[03:31:59] needs to fall
[03:32:15] I guess I gotta make level 9 somehow, if I make it at 9
[03:32:18] winnable. Nice team, let's go
[03:32:22] And I have been slain double kill
[03:32:30] I'm no API done so clear in waves is not that easy
[03:32:52] W!
[03:32:54] You are so fucked Annie!
[03:32:58] You are so fucked!
[03:33:03] Flash ignite and away crashes!
[03:33:06] You are screwed!
[03:33:08] GG, GG.
[03:33:10] You gotta press B.
[03:33:12] Press B or you lose the game.
[03:33:16] The way it's not fully pushing into me I guess.
[03:33:19] I was hoping the wave would push more into me, it is, but I got a lot of minions.
[03:33:28] My team is holding the wave, that's whatever, I'm just gonna watch them then crash it down.
[03:33:45] Oh my god.
[03:33:49] What is this game? Why is there 15 people top?
[03:34:06] This guy is even here
[03:34:20] Halo blades boom in my lane, what all?
[03:34:23] oh my god oh my god what's the point of this
[03:34:53] I can't. I use one FF.
[03:35:21] be a darling and hold the wave, yeah? Don't let it crash, yeah? Bad girl.
[03:35:51] It's gonna push every wave into her face.
[03:36:13] for proxy this game.
[03:36:33] The only way she can proxy me is to like burn her ult or something.
[03:36:37] This is very good.
[03:36:45] So it might go for me.
[03:36:48] It's a level 1 mess.
[03:37:07] maybe I should tip it to my team here on that bot ward
[03:37:27] I got my stub.
[03:37:29] Hi, I like your haircut.
[03:37:39] Yup, did.
[03:37:57] This won't be an easy game.
[03:38:27] I need some brawls
[03:38:34] Ah, you're E-Killing me.
[03:39:03] That is so fucked up.
[03:39:33] There's nothing.
[03:40:00] This lane is just impossible, like Annie walks up to me, point and clicks down and I'm dead, like I can't fight back.
[03:40:08] Like they pick Annie Top lane, we just need to camp her, no? Like where is my team?
[03:40:12] Wukong come, Furma gank her.
[03:40:30] Nice.
[03:40:32] Then she's Pressor and I'm out of the lane.
[03:40:53] I've got to wait for it to expire.
[03:41:50] Let's get the fuck out of here.
[03:42:00] Maybe we have to scale them.
[03:42:07] They don't have an ADC.
[03:42:10] Dragus is insane that it came.
[03:42:12] I'm a 4-0-7 on my team, so they'll be worrisome.
[03:42:42] I hope Lee is not there.
[03:43:06] I see burst for pink ward
[03:43:15] Look at this fucking burger off of me
[03:43:36] it's dead
[03:44:36] What's the point of playing the game?
[03:45:03] Can we just FF already? This is completely unplayable.
[03:45:16] We're going all in on bot lane, we can't even take the tower versus one side.
[03:45:19] One side is spending bot lane one by one, the game is completely unplayable.
[03:45:33] This is why top lane is so fucking frustrating because you have this fucking disgusting
[03:45:55] player who goes and in top lane which is just so disgusting to play versus and then they
[03:46:00] They also get camped, like a game like this you can never be enjoyed, because I'm playing
[03:46:05] with the mo- like this is just unplayable, Gragas Annie, like what am I supposed to do?
[03:46:09] And then I also get camped, so then it's just like, I can't do anything.
[03:46:20] At least if I had a playable matchup it would actually be fine to get camped, but the unplayable
[03:46:25] match up and fucking getting camped.
[03:46:28] Okay, I can do it.
[03:46:44] I'll be late on dragon.
[03:46:46] Four guys.
[03:46:53] Should I try and kill Annie on the way?
[03:46:55] She's gonna miss a full cannon wave for going in this early.
[03:47:25] Ah!
[03:47:34] Get her, bitch, ass.
[03:47:35] Nice!
[03:47:37] Oh, I can't farm timbers!
[03:47:40] Nice!
[03:47:41] Nice, nice.
[03:47:42] That's a dragon for us.
[03:47:43] It was actually a winning fight.
[03:47:47] I mean, there are Annie side.
[03:47:48] They wasn't participating for some reason.
[03:47:50] And the Annie with the timbers.
[03:47:52] Beautiful.
[03:47:55] I thought this Drake fight would be loosing, but enemy just went on mid lane for some reason.
[03:48:03] See, I told you, Baos, what did Draven say?
[03:48:10] Can win, enemies are low elo.
[03:48:15] Don't get it off, he got it off.
[03:48:23] I'm gonna need some help here, please help me!
[03:48:32] Block!
[03:48:33] Get him!
[03:48:34] Get him!
[03:48:35] Nice!
[03:48:36] Nice!
[03:48:37] Big!
[03:48:38] Nice!
[03:48:39] Nice!
[03:48:40] Nice!
[03:48:41] Nice!
[03:48:42] Nice!
[03:48:43] Nice!
[03:48:44] Nice!
[03:48:45] Nice!
[03:48:46] Nice!
[03:48:47] Nice!
[03:48:48] Nice!
[03:48:49] I bought the top waves, which one do I clear though?
[03:48:57] the same go bot, I'm going for the big wave
[03:49:16] they are fighting in one of them
[03:49:27] nice
[03:49:38] he is my fanfiction. Walls takes my hands tenderly, runs it along his neck, looks at me, and says, why are you so handsome? I can't resist any longer and rush to kiss him. I'm over the moon. I finally found luck.
[03:49:57] Oh she's fucking stuck on the wall so I can't push her out of it.
[03:50:03] Oh my god.
[03:50:15] It's fake objective, uh oh.
[03:50:17] It's not the fake objective though.
[03:50:23] Oh, they got it and they all get out.
[03:50:29] Real objective.
[03:50:36] But the reason it's fake is because it's a useless buff anyways.
[03:50:53] Can we kill this Annie once? Can we gank her one time?
[03:51:03] She's brawn behind her, can't.
[03:51:42] We are tipi behind them.
[03:51:50] Going.
[03:51:52] This might be a good angle.
[03:51:58] Can kill the Lee.
[03:52:12] Oh, my f**k.
[03:52:26] We might be able to take the dragon here.
[03:52:42] I'm gonna save me there.
[03:53:08] Looks like we're giving them still going to try and sneak away.
[03:53:12] now it's fightable by the way
[03:53:28] she's keep pushing like holy fuck
[03:53:39] Ah, dead.
[03:53:46] My team is running around like fucking bots, man.
[03:53:49] Imagine if they go 4 man bot on me and they don't kill me, and my team is pushing mid and I relish pushing top.
[03:53:56] Game's over.
[03:54:39] I think, probably should face x-man.
[03:55:06] He's fighting mid for no reason.
[03:55:36] Wow, we let him cat and do the same thing that you did.
[03:55:42] I'm going to buy some normal defending.
[03:56:06] just fucking barrier
[03:56:36] I'm pushing bot, getting said to go here, Katta is going top, no one's defending, I have
[03:56:54] to defend versus Katarina, my team is mid for 4 minutes straight, I really will never
[03:56:58] go side, I can't play the game, it's insane.
[03:57:01] And then I go bolt and Draven runs all the way to bolt on Drake Timer and then the entire
[03:57:07] situation gets completely fucked up because these guys don't know how to play the game.
[03:57:13] It's insane.
[03:57:14] My Relia goes mid again, like what do you guys think is gonna happen in one minute?
[03:57:32] We're gonna have no control of the map.
[03:57:34] Wow, shocker.
[03:57:47] I'm going here, just fucking go bot, Drake is falling.
[03:58:02] I have item, we should be for it
[03:58:06] It's a fucking give-angles before real matter if I get five playing stop I mean I can
[03:58:31] care of the game with that. But if my team fights I have to join. It's too late into
[03:58:41] the game to sacrifice my team.
[03:58:45] They are sending fast, they are sending TP.
[03:59:13] Fuck them, fuck them please
[03:59:20] Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him
[03:59:28] Hey, you killed my can, huh?
[03:59:35] I can't chase, I can I guess
[03:59:37] I don't know where he went
[03:59:39] I can't let him out
[03:59:43] Yeah I'm sorry I should have kept chasing I think. Maybe we could have ended.
[03:59:51] We can be here.
[04:00:03] The map is going to be on fire after this dragon.
[04:00:07] But if it is what it is, we're just going to have to play very slow, get on the phone back.
[04:00:13] oh my god I'm so strong now oh wow I'm so strong now oh boy I'm not flash
[04:00:43] It was a bit of a problem
[04:00:45] Like here because the map is on fire. I can easily get caught here if I'm not careful
[04:00:50] We saw Katta bot, so I don't think it's gonna happen
[04:00:58] And I rally again goes mid so I guess I have to go bot eventually
[04:01:13] oh my god I'm so fat right now it's insane holy fuck four full items we're
[04:01:23] dead but I can defend these steps are irrelevant because it's not baron or
[04:01:28] dragon or anything
[04:01:32] oh seven team
[04:01:37] surely I can defend
[04:01:43] It's a cannon, so it's a...
[04:01:49] Maybe this is just over.
[04:02:07] Still has R?
[04:02:09] I can't, these players are shit.
[04:02:23] How can I play the game if I really never go side?
[04:02:26] If I really never go side, how can I even play the game as a top laner?
[04:02:29] The game is so unplayable.
[04:02:31] So shit player.
[04:02:33] Oh, here's the valor again.
[04:02:37] Big.
[04:02:38] We are every last in the ages of valor nice. What's I'm talking about give it a shit
[04:02:49] Were you out to field or something I don't get it why didn't he play like this?
[04:02:56] I really I owe to be hello
[04:03:08] It's a top man, I could be a top man, I never go side.
[04:03:38] you
[04:04:08] Have you seen Sweden's performance of Eurovision?
[04:04:15] No.
[04:04:19] Eurovision is completely rigged.
[04:04:23] They rigged everything in that show, so I don't enjoy it.
[04:04:27] It's a British talent.
[04:04:37] And the boys choir go stargazing
[04:04:45] Like or dagger finger something
[04:04:47] It's crazy
[04:05:06] I see my whole life.
[04:05:10] Ooh.
[04:05:14] It's a no, it's a no, it's a no.
[04:05:19] Ooh.
[04:05:23] Promise that you'll hold me close and let me know.
[04:05:31] Take my heart, don't pray.
[04:05:34] Whoo
[04:05:39] Hell yeah
[04:06:34] I can't pay for being a moderator though, that's not how it works.
[04:07:00] this is crazy good by the way
[04:07:21] you get like goosebumps a little bit
[04:07:25] I feel like being in a choir, you can fake it, you make it.
[04:07:51] I don't know how to sing at all, but it's not gonna matter because it's fit for the other people singing over here.
[04:08:01] And you're part of the group, you know?
[04:08:05] This guy doesn't know how to sing, you know?
[04:08:21] are we red side this game? I don't know why I keep giving, why I'm not 5 pick every
[04:08:32] game like... actually I just 5 pick every game because now I'm just getting countered
[04:08:39] all the time
[04:08:40] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[04:08:45] Of Team Ordangl, do we FF or what?
[04:08:49] Need some grog.
[04:08:51] Minions has spawned.
[04:10:40] Oh my god.
[04:10:53] First we know that you have to find a phone out of battle.
[04:11:01] An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain.
[04:11:10] If I get 6 out of 6 here, I'm in a good spot, I have a chance I'm dead though, I don't
[04:11:26] see it, it's not laneable.
[04:11:28] I'm selling.
[04:11:52] Let's get it started, starting.
[04:12:02] I can just dining, man.
[04:12:19] Unreal!
[04:12:31] BUDDY BUDDY BYE BYE
[04:12:47] mistake from him he should expect that every single time
[04:12:56] oh
[04:12:59] oh
[04:13:03] Oh my god
[04:13:34] Down here, bullshit!
[04:13:54] Oh, yeah!
[04:14:03] I'm dead.
[04:14:10] FF.
[04:14:52] game already looking cooked
[04:15:22] Nice, good trade.
[04:15:52] Everytime I pan my camera over to the set I get depression, like guy it is what it is.
[04:16:00] Last game enemy set completely won.
[04:16:02] Oh.
[04:16:03] Nevermind.
[04:16:04] I don't mind.
[04:17:04] I can kill them!
[04:17:06] Nice!
[04:17:08] I'm gonna pee mine again.
[04:17:34] So when does this team and jungle scale then?
[04:17:59] Let's level the playing field.
[04:18:19] Oh, I fucked up.
[04:18:39] you Silas and Tyler one all stars one V1 turn it's good
[04:19:01] You were doing so well, you even outplayed me, what's the meaning of this?
[04:19:31] You Silas in 1v1 Aram.
[04:19:38] Oh.
[04:19:41] I lost the player.
[04:19:52] I lost the player
[04:20:22] Oh
[04:20:50] I
[04:20:52] I can't even say what, 9 and 2?
[04:21:44] I think there's some platings here.
[04:22:09] Oh
[04:22:25] Bye bye
[04:22:39] I'm soo fuuuuuuck
[04:23:03] I don't know what I'm doing.
[04:23:43] to the thing
[04:23:50] all right we got it
[04:23:51] go pick it up
[04:24:09] Okay, enter.
[04:24:33] So this is more than me talking to playdings.
[04:24:39] the list has wits and this is a memoir
[04:24:55] I guess I'm walking to dragon
[04:25:01] will be on vision
[04:25:09] I'm dead.
[04:25:19] Get me out!
[04:25:29] Get me out!
[04:25:30] She's gonna run me.
[04:25:32] Oh, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
[04:25:36] Take it fast.
[04:25:37] Take it fast.
[04:25:38] Hurry hurry hurry hurry!
[04:25:44] Nice! Nice! Nice!
[04:25:47] Oh boy! He's mad!
[04:25:49] as you can see, I'm not smart
[04:26:09] I don't want to fight this, this is gonna be my top wave.
[04:26:39] I'm behind the side.
[04:27:08] Oh yeah!
[04:27:28] You little freak!
[04:27:31] No!
[04:27:33] Bro, can you get off of me?
[04:27:38] What the fuck, man?
[04:28:08] She's full tank, she has to do a lot of damage I guess.
[04:28:23] I have Mercs, Threads, Murp Threads, Murp Threads, and then Kalista is also full tank.
[04:28:30] It's not going to be for me to do anything here.
[04:28:53] I want to ward phailite, I want to waste ward on this one, I want to ward a good phailite
[04:29:23] classic team is classic challenger play get caught so bait them into starting fake
[04:30:09] Oh, Teemo's gonna steal it.
[04:30:12] Here he is.
[04:30:13] Into the fucking game.
[04:30:14] It's fucking Teemo dead.
[04:30:18] Wee stell!
[04:30:18] Ha ha ha ha!
[04:30:20] Kits!
[04:30:23] Disgusting feeder.
[04:30:39] and
[04:31:02] When we want blood
[04:31:09] come on come on guys
[04:31:39] I don't think it's a mid tower weird ones dying. I don't know how we're dying but
[04:32:07] You're trying so hard to get me!
[04:32:21] You're trying so hard!
[04:32:22] Oh she's tilting, she's typing!
[04:32:38] Ah it's unreal that this mid tower still stands by the way.
[04:32:52] I'm coming
[04:33:04] Ah, we're cooked, let's be honest.
[04:33:33] They can Baron spawns at the same time, they have soul, point we do not, they are gonna
[04:33:39] trade, give us drake and take Baron for themselves, this will not be easy.
[04:33:45] I don't know
[04:34:01] He's going to kill me
[04:34:09] I really felt like I was going to kill him
[04:34:15] I'm coming here so I just have to catch bot. Maybe we can catch them.
[04:34:38] I'm gonna get a Faelyed ward on enemy's top side. That will help a lot to see what's happening.
[04:34:44] I'm just gonna make sure I don't get caught doing it, like they're not showing me here for example.
[04:35:04] I'm sure he's killed the Vladimir.
[04:35:14] Where you going?
[04:35:27] We're back here.
[04:35:34] I'm ending the game.
[04:35:36] I don't care about the camera, I don't care about this in all of hell.
[04:35:46] Gigaflank, gigaflank, now hold on, lemme cook.
[04:35:57] I'm on firelight.
[04:36:09] He's low.
[04:36:10] No dash.
[04:36:11] No dash.
[04:36:12] No smoke.
[04:36:13] Oh, he's losing.
[04:36:14] Oh he's losing.
[04:36:24] He's gonna block.
[04:36:34] Block.
[04:36:37] I don't have much here.
[04:36:47] It's good.
[04:36:50] It's good.
[04:36:53] Sylas died.
[04:36:54] Sylas died.
[04:36:55] I'm coming back in.
[04:36:58] We can get this dragon still.
[04:37:03] Did they just shroom kill him?
[04:37:06] I ain't no way
[04:37:10] W Teemo
[04:37:36] You can play Baron as well.
[04:37:43] damage? oh and we get the imbecile, the imbecile didn't think killer, they're all inting actually
[04:38:12] Oh
[04:38:19] Oh
[04:38:21] Nice
[04:38:25] Go clean game
[04:38:42] 1600 LP oh my god oh my god wow I mean that's my LP record I could be wrong
[04:38:57] here but it might be my LP record of all time
[04:39:12] There's a quick way to check it I guess 37 months please stream more
[04:39:22] Why does it say 1300?
[04:39:31] Yeah it's my peak LP record, it's my peak when it comes to LP but it's not my peak when it comes to rank
[04:39:38] So my rank is like rank 2 right?
[04:39:40] I got on rank 1 but I was early into the season so I don't count it.
[04:39:44] Got on rank 2.
[04:39:46] But now I'm only rank 139 right?
[04:39:51] A little bit more cause that's not deaded.
[04:39:56] Man, Bufius keep catching Ws.
[04:40:01] I don't know what to tell you guys.
[04:40:04] best arena player best at solo killing faker player now you just need to win
[04:40:09] 1v1 tourney and you're on par with faker I keep I keep winning stuff I don't
[04:40:15] know I find solo queue winning arena tournament bro like the balls community
[04:40:23] can be proud of their streamer even though I'm older than you I hope to grow up
[04:40:28] and be as great as you one day but chef how did I actually get age level or
[04:40:32] twice today. I got it on this game and this game. That doesn't make any sense. I got my
[04:40:37] main role every game. I keep getting ages of valor.
[04:40:43] Anyways, that's what's on YouTube.
[04:40:53] KSI in tears over Sonny Green's golden buzzer-worthy poem, IGT 20.06.
[04:41:04] So the other day, I was walking my son into school and he's 17, he's done that thing
[04:41:15] where he got a little bit embarrassed because his mates were there.
[04:41:20] So he didn't want to give me a cuddle but I called him back anyway and I said come here.
[04:41:24] And it got me thinking, I wonder if he'll ever be too old for that.
[04:41:31] So I wrote him this piece for when he's ready to read it.
[04:41:37] That's okay.
[04:41:38] Oh, that's weird.
[04:41:41] What kind of audition is this?
[04:41:45] Now, it don't matter how old you get,
[04:41:48] you're never too old for a cuddle from your dad.
[04:41:53] I will embarrass you somewhere along the way, but that's okay.
[04:41:57] That's what dads tend to do.
[04:41:59] Right now, you probably think you know it all.
[04:42:02] The quicker you realise you don't, the easier life gets.
[04:42:07] You've got two eyes, two ears and one mouth,
[04:42:09] because you should listen and see twice as much as you should speak,
[04:42:12] but never miss the moment to say what needs to be said.
[04:42:17] Like telling your family you love them before you walk out the door.
[04:42:22] Because not everyone makes it back.
[04:42:25] Now, not everyone out there is gonna be your friend.
[04:42:28] That doesn't mean you shouldn't be friendly use manners and use respect but don't let no one take you for a mug
[04:42:36] Love is said by many
[04:42:41] Love is
[04:42:43] Said by many but understood by flu. It's not always what you say. It's what you do
[04:42:47] So be a man of action by your mums and flowers
[04:42:52] Hold the door open for strangers and do your best
[04:42:55] to soak up the stress and smile, even when you ain't got much left.
[04:43:04] This is good.
[04:43:08] Because that's the test. Who are you when the world's at your neck?
[04:43:15] Maybe then, you'll remember what I said.
[04:43:19] You'll never be too old to get a cuddle from your dad.
[04:43:23] I
[04:43:27] Hope you find God like I did for the Lord is my refuge and my strength and when we meet I'll make a one-day
[04:43:32] Finally all this will make sense
[04:43:35] We all have the freedom to choose. I'll never force my views upon you
[04:43:39] But I'll do my best to show you
[04:43:42] Like a little can go a long long way
[04:43:46] So learn how to cook yourself some eggs
[04:43:49] When you get up in the morning, make your bed and stretch those legs and work, work hard,
[04:43:54] but it's just as important to rest.
[04:43:56] That's why you give 100% so you can rest knowing you gave it your best.
[04:44:00] Oh, and pride.
[04:44:01] Pride comes before a fall.
[04:44:03] It's to be humble, but never forget who you are.
[04:44:08] And love.
[04:44:10] And him.
[04:44:11] And him.
[04:44:12] Never forget who you are and laugh.
[04:44:14] laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh till tears come out of your eyes and you drown in a comedy
[04:44:20] of life because truth is stranger than fiction don't ever be surprised what other people
[04:44:25] say and do is true some people are genuinely mad but it doesn't matter how old you get
[04:44:31] skip you'll never be too old let's get a cuddle off your dap damn
[04:44:38] It's a go. It's a go. In good health and explore. Never be afraid to ask for help but sometimes
[04:44:47] you've got to help yourself for sure, be accountable. It's only right that sometimes you're wrong
[04:44:51] and that you learn from your mistakes. Do you know what? It's even better if you can
[04:44:55] learn from my hands. So go on. Ask me. Ask me anything is fine. There's very few things
[04:45:02] in life your dad hasn't tried. Anyway, that's a letter for another day. They say the world
[04:45:14] is your worst off. So give it a crack. See what each country has inside and I hope you
[04:45:22] if I'm pose my boy
[04:45:26] of wisdom and of joy and you make memories no one
[04:45:32] Kisa is crying
[04:45:36] bro
[04:45:38] bro that hit deep man that hit deep
[04:45:43] I like that
[04:45:52] bro they pick fucking malphite kiana and i'm like oh kiana jungle malphite
[04:46:07] It's fucking flex pics these days, this is tough.
[04:46:23] I'm dying level 1.
[04:46:37] He's a good death.
[04:46:44] I cleared the entire thing in passive.
[04:46:54] Not really.
[04:46:55] See what's hitting me.
[04:47:01] Any of them next, thank you for 5 get the subs.
[04:47:03] Much appreciated.
[04:47:34] FF the game please, he's not playable.
[04:47:43] TP proxy for rest of the game I guess, try it too at least, he won't be easy.
[04:47:58] I don't know why I'm picking this dark tree, I don't know why I picked Sion even, Sion in
[04:48:05] Hi-Hilo, I'm begging to Luchs.
[04:48:12] What a pile of horseshit this champion is.
[04:48:17] I guess that by such how can I play the game?
[04:48:38] can't kill them
[04:48:40] they want me to use us
[04:48:51] we're gonna die next wave i guess
[04:48:53] we'll catch both waves
[04:49:38] Tripoli is recalled there, wow, there's not a counterplay to that.
[04:50:04] Why am I picking Sion?
[04:50:16] Like I go the entire day perma-winning, every game is good.
[04:50:21] The only games I can play the game is when I pick Sion.
[04:50:24] This champion is so dogshit.
[04:50:31] do me top is better
[04:51:01] Don't come top, we'll both die.
[04:51:11] Giga play.
[04:51:22] Oh, holy...
[04:51:29] Sound smart.
[04:51:34] Paint play.
[04:51:39] I need to execute.
[04:51:42] Nope.
[04:51:47] I'll just go for the wave here and then go for Lulu, but I got to her flash so I should
[04:52:08] have my bot lane a little bit.
[04:52:11] This virus has 1500 health and tabi's, I can't touch him.
[04:52:16] Maybe I make the procs in time.
[04:52:24] everyone swiftens boats
[04:52:44] there's flash, maybe get plating
[04:53:54] Time to proxy! Time to proxy the wave!
[04:54:07] He's on the lane, he's killing me.
[04:54:16] That was my land wave
[04:54:26] Hello guys
[04:54:46] I can do that every two minutes, two and a half minutes.
[04:55:02] Is it weird to take jungle camp for my jungler?
[04:56:02] Nobody can drag me down.
[04:56:08] Bro, one direction is hidden gem.
[04:56:12] They don't get the credit they deserve.
[04:56:32] Woohoo, we killed him.
[04:56:42] Massive kill.
[04:56:52] I'm out of here.
[04:57:07] You gotta buy a Brutalizer.
[04:57:20] Fucking brutalizer.
[04:57:26] Can't dark spam into opportunity anymore.
[04:57:29] Bring back opportunity, that was such a fun item.
[04:57:34] Up, I think.
[04:57:46] I got outplayed.
[04:57:50] Nice.
[04:57:51] Gonna take over fully.
[04:58:13] Michael Jackson in my team man this guy is nuts
[04:58:43] He's got the inter.
[04:59:13] Boop boop boop
[04:59:21] Ah yeah, how's it going rice rice that awkward
[04:59:43] I want my hundred gold vein, come.
[04:59:56] Oh, Kiana.
[04:59:58] That's free hundred gold.
[05:00:09] The map is on fire, I'm gaining 100 gold for 10 seconds here, getting completely out
[05:00:38] of control I'm getting completely out of control you gotta contain me don't let me lose on
[05:00:55] on the rift.
[05:01:25] Am I dead?
[05:01:38] It's really good, we're getting a top lay done.
[05:01:53] Oh, and we're killing the Varus, I take the bot wave.
[05:02:16] And I get the cannon. GG.
[05:02:18] And we stole the- oh my god!
[05:02:24] Oh my god!
[05:02:27] And we stole the dragon!
[05:02:32] Well, GG!
[05:02:48] Oh my god she's so funny
[05:03:18] I don't know what to do.
[05:03:48] Oh my god, he wasn't done.
[05:04:12] Why didn't you use that entire fight?
[05:04:17] Like why we didn't save it?
[05:04:19] Poor dad.
[05:04:32] My E-Vark is gonna grant me a wish if I can't get a Tentacill.
[05:05:06] 3
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[05:05:32] 3
[05:05:34] Kiana?
[05:06:04] I'm pretty fed this game, I'm 3 and a half items, promise getting on them, like Jhanna
[05:06:21] is so slippery, Vayne is so slippery, Varus is easy to get on, Malphite is full tank,
[05:06:28] I think Barris and Lulu are my targets I think.
[05:06:50] Ganna will come here for that fat shield, which is a certain thing.
[05:06:58] What are we doing guys?
[05:07:26] You're for leech
[05:07:44] I got 16 here
[05:07:48] Kill Malninian please
[05:07:56] She got dead.
[05:08:01] Get off of me!
[05:08:06] Like holy fuck!
[05:08:08] Why does my minions refuse to kill one minion?
[05:08:15] Like I needed a 60 before I could have stayed.
[05:08:21] guys you can't end, play in heliport please
[05:08:47] this nidalee is sitting on the e-couch tonight
[05:08:49] She's barely getting any kills and she's asking for a pentakill, I don't know.
[05:08:59] the
[05:09:18] This Nidalee is getting late tonight!
[05:10:10] I hate this waiting.
[05:10:36] She warded here.
[05:10:37] Faeli doesn't go here though
[05:10:41] Red out
[05:10:47] There's also the faeli being warded
[05:10:56] Guys we're not we're letting them push top till narnia like
[05:11:02] Approximately
[05:11:07] I'm looking for bot kill or something Oh, I just pressed flash, but it's so cool
[05:11:34] Oops.
[05:11:54] He's got a witch there, yo.
[05:12:04] Nice team, let's go!
[05:12:29] Nice!
[05:12:30] That's what I'm talking about!
[05:12:33] That's it!
[05:12:35] GG!
[05:12:39] Oh, special!
[05:12:41] Wow!
[05:12:43] That's sick.
[05:12:45] That's sick.
[05:12:47] The boss special, last game.
[05:13:03] Very nice.
[05:13:33] I just can't seem to lose chat, I lost this game, that was unplayable, but then the other
[05:13:55] one died I just can't seem to lose.
[05:13:58] How many spots have I climbed today?
[05:14:03] I went down 5 spots? That can't be right!
[05:14:06] That can't be right.
[05:14:15] Was the poem? Oh yeah, we need to finish the poem!
[05:14:20] I'm gonna go back a little bit so we get back into the story.
[05:14:28] They say the world is your oyster. So give it a crack. See what each country has inside and I hope you find pearls, my boy.
[05:14:41] It's wisdom and of joy and you make memories that no one can ever take away.
[05:14:53] the hell
[05:14:55] no matter how old you get
[05:14:57] never forget how to play
[05:14:59] never forget how to play
[05:15:01] because no matter how old I get
[05:15:03] I'll never get tired of seeing you
[05:15:05] have fun
[05:15:07] because you won't never be too old
[05:15:09] to get a cuddle off your dad
[05:15:11] aww it's his kids
[05:15:13] I'll never be too old
[05:15:15] I'll never be too old
[05:15:17] I'll never be too old
[05:15:19] I'll never be too old
[05:15:21] I'll never be too old. I'll never be too old to get a cuddle with my sons.
[05:15:29] Yeah?
[05:15:32] Aww. That's adorable.
[05:15:43] That is adorable.
[05:15:51] When we, your audition really affected me quite deeply and to have those
[05:16:21] moments on this show those really quiet still moments where you connect with
[05:16:25] someone on a deeper level it's quite rare you're real that's quite rare you
[05:16:29] make us think you make us feel something and it's beautiful and I did and I
[05:16:33] watched the whole thing with a smile on my face there's something about you
[05:16:36] sonny you're just magic and you're meant for this
[05:16:39] this life is meant for you
[05:16:41] yeah you're shining and beautiful I loved it I loved it
[05:16:46] I want more!
[05:16:48] Yes, oh my gosh, I think Alicia gave the words of the night for you which is that you
[05:16:56] I meant I cried a little bit too, I saw that.
[05:17:02] That was very, very heartening, it hits, it hits very deep.
[05:17:14] Never forget how to play, yeah.
[05:17:28] I have Queen Match up. Unplayable.
[05:17:31] But if I get Rocket Belt, maybe I can do something.
[05:17:44] Guy in a mighty free of boy you're welcome
[05:17:52] Where is she
[05:18:06] She'll for bro how the fuck did this guys
[05:18:14] I'm gonna miss, I'm gonna miss like 8 of these by the way, there's no way.
[05:18:44] oh my god like why my counter picked every game
[05:19:14] I'm going to do AI generated strategy, I'm just going to sit and go 4 CS a minute and
[05:19:24] then just the queen is going to get rage baited into doing something stupid, I'm going to
[05:19:31] win the game.
[05:19:34] Hey, I would like to test the new emote that Alanar told me to use in the future shoutout
[05:19:49] donors but don't forget, drooling face emoji, still the best one Alanar, moon viewing ceremony
[05:19:56] emoji, shoutout Alanar, moon viewing ceremony emoji, shoutout Alanar, moon viewing ceremony
[05:20:03] emoji shout out Alanar moon viewing ceremony emoji shout out moon
[05:20:12] thank you mods
[05:20:21] can we just take a second to appreciate the moderators of the channel
[05:20:28] coming here every day doing the doing good work
[05:21:03] Wurf. Not really.
[05:21:16] Oh fuck you, Greenleck.
[05:21:33] I didn't need to do that man, I was in such a good spot as well.
[05:21:47] The rest of the world won't follow, not on my watch.
[05:21:53] An ally has been slain.
[05:22:02] An enemy has been slain.
[05:22:06] An ally has been slain.
[05:22:09] An enemy has been slain.
[05:22:11] Enemy of double kill.
[05:22:47] Yo, could I get some help here?
[05:23:02] Game is unplayable for me, completely unplayable, I step up for a minion, I take half of my
[05:23:07] health.
[05:23:08] Any, any gank or something?
[05:23:13] would be appreciated at this point.
[05:23:43] I don't want this to push into me.
[05:24:08] No, no.
[05:24:09] I don't get help.
[05:24:11] I get the one who gets fucking flashed corner, it's like nice.
[05:25:11] I'm going to drop big massive gank.
[05:25:40] I feel like I won't trade autos with her.
[05:26:09] I just have to like kind of jump on her and gap close so versus a champion like Queen
[05:26:14] I think it's more important to get a rocket belt over dusk and dawn
[05:26:19] This is more important to gap close and this to actually have damage in melee
[05:27:09] You drop Syra once again, you're doing good.
[05:27:25] Bowsy.
[05:27:26] Bowsy.
[05:27:27] Bowsy.
[05:27:28] I wish it
[05:27:34] I'm sleeping here
[05:27:41] Just get a new camera. Would you believe me if I said I tried like five different cameras?
[05:27:47] This is most of the best one
[05:27:58] Any good camera these days is not easy
[05:28:17] Even cameras don't want to look at you little bro
[05:28:27] Hey
[05:28:30] Well
[05:28:42] I'm gonna get you
[05:28:47] Close.
[05:28:59] Oh!
[05:29:00] Woohoo!
[05:29:01] Woohohohohohoho!
[05:29:04] Bye bye!
[05:29:06] Bye bye!
[05:29:10] Nekht! Nekht it!
[05:29:12] Shut up, Ezreal.
[05:29:14] You int and then you call for next?
[05:29:17] Bro
[05:29:29] Sounds like you
[05:29:30] I've never done that
[05:29:33] Bro, I'm the type of person that
[05:29:36] If I do badly
[05:29:37] I focus more on trying to win the game
[05:29:40] What can I do best to help out my team
[05:29:42] Bro, the only time I would ever call for an FF
[05:29:45] Is if I do well myself
[05:29:47] Well, out is crazy
[05:30:00] So I rest up
[05:30:09] 15 people
[05:30:47] Where are you going?
[05:30:55] Oh fuck!
[05:31:03] Can't see!
[05:31:07] Everybody's here. The hell?
[05:31:09] Can we lose dragon? Guys?
[05:31:17] would be a hard game
[05:31:44] I'm going to kill you, right?
[05:32:14] my god
[05:33:32] Oh my god.
[05:33:40] Where is no flash?
[05:33:49] We played map.
[05:33:55] This queen has 8 kills.
[05:33:58] I have 5 deaths.
[05:33:59] Am I feeding this game?
[05:34:00] SORT I'm just playing for fun.
[05:34:22] She's 111, 111 and 17 is nuts by the way.
[05:34:30] People like this ruin the integrity of the rank ladder.
[05:34:52] the
[05:35:18] I'm gonna take one more wave then we play drake.
[05:35:38] I think we should play this. I'm strong. My king is dead though. But they're fake devs
[05:35:56] because he's fucking useless Senna instead she wasn't going to do anything if she was alive
[05:36:11] look there there there guys we should just don't do this Drake
[05:36:22] yeah
[05:36:26] Can we not give it to him?
[05:36:33] Oh my god, oh my god.
[05:36:40] I've changed my mind, wish it had...
[05:36:49] I pushed Ryder
[05:37:11] I'm getting ready to fight about now.
[05:37:28] Skarner all alone.
[05:37:30] Ah, maybe one guy there.
[05:37:35] Oh my god.
[05:37:41] Okay, damn.
[05:38:10] Every time I press Tab, Senna has 4 wards in her inventory.
[05:38:20] She doesn't play the game.
[05:38:22] I mean I'm with the Siren on this one.
[05:38:24] The Senna is literally win trading.
[05:38:26] She doesn't play the game.
[05:38:28] We have had 0 wards on the map this entire game, because he just refused to play.
[05:38:39] Stop caring so much bro!
[05:38:43] My bad!
[05:38:45] Damn, okay!
[05:38:57] Well, let's stop caring!
[05:39:09] I'm gonna take over top and Yasuo dies, take over mid maybe.
[05:39:16] Everyone is dying everywhere.
[05:39:39] Everytime I go on some of the flesh everytime.
[05:40:01] Stop queuing ranked if you don't want to win, says the Syrah.
[05:40:06] I want to have fun and win if the game is not fun, just go next.
[05:40:13] How is this fun? You win play level 1 just to waste only for a minute of game.
[05:40:17] Senna said he wants to have fun, put him back to normal.
[05:40:26] Chat, are you team have fun or team try hard every game?
[05:40:36] I wish I could slurry.
[05:41:04] I'll give you the last, I'll give you the truth
[05:41:13] Oh we dead
[05:41:17] They don't play dragon
[05:41:19] Change of plans
[05:41:21] Play FF
[05:41:25] 2 plus 5 on FF vote
[05:41:34] you think you're ending
[05:42:04] Flame me as much as you want but don't be a fucking liar.
[05:42:17] Whatever you do when you're playing with Tana, do not lie.
[05:42:22] Don't ever lie in front of this guy.
[05:42:25] Yasuo! You play the game!
[05:42:34] Nice game.
[05:42:41] I'll do one more.
[05:43:22] banditry escape is illo I don't know I think I snuck in once a day I haven't even covered my client
[05:43:44] maybe there is not in my illo bracket anymore maybe they're too low illo to play versus me
[05:43:52] I miss him.
[05:44:20] FAAAANBIM
[05:44:37] Ultra Instinct is OOOH, Grandmaster!
[05:44:40] Ahh!
[05:44:42] And he pivoted into Gragas OTP!
[05:44:44] Wha- what's my shampoo pull too hard for you?
[05:44:48] What happened?
[05:44:50] you couldn't manage the other champs or what?
[05:44:52] You had to become a Gregor so to pee?
[05:44:54] You couldn't play the rest of them?
[05:44:56] Too difficult?
[05:44:58] And his grandmaster?
[05:44:59] Embarrassing.
[05:45:00] Joao!
[05:45:02] Oyo!
[05:45:03] Oyo!
[05:45:05] 900er...
[05:45:06] Are you serious?
[05:45:07] Bro..
[05:45:09] he can't even snipe me
[05:45:10] even if he tries to.
[05:45:12] Even if he tries to, he can't even snipe me.
[05:45:15] Oh my god...
[05:45:16] Joao!
[05:45:17] Joao!
[05:45:19] So that is just terrible news.
[05:45:24] Yeah, good luck in low master, idiot.
[05:45:30] Oh, my support is hovering send now.
[05:45:37] so we have an hour and 15 minutes
[05:45:54] is my support
[05:45:56] will
[05:45:57] the hook
[05:46:07] He's muddied, he's muddied.
[05:46:35] i swear we just played, didn't we just play astral senna into pike?
[05:46:53] i sort of think it's going to form this game
[05:46:55] you see a pike
[05:46:57] you see a pike
[05:47:00] and you...
[05:47:03] I'm getting to the point where I'm just criticizing everything, I just trust my teammates to know what they're doing and not overthink stuff.
[05:47:11] Let me focus on my own game.
[05:47:12] I don't know what speed scaring.
[05:47:42] our volley game. This has been a while. I mean you need a bruiser as a scaring. Otherwise
[05:47:56] This is doubly as to my value.
[05:48:26] What's the build nowadays on the bear?
[05:48:32] The bear build?
[05:48:34] I think it's AD.
[05:48:39] I think I'm gonna go back to my old build on volley.
[05:48:43] I think that's gonna do it, bait.
[05:48:46] I'm gonna rush rocket belt.
[05:48:53] He's tossing the on bait.
[05:49:03] Look at the stats it gives, it gives insane stats.
[05:49:13] This is so expensive, you know.
[05:49:37] That's it.
[05:50:13] I lose here, I get two E's on him and I still lose level 1.
[05:50:40] Oh no, it's a baby.
[05:51:10] come with each step I take the wind gathers and the price
[05:51:18] Big damage, crush this wave, look to dive.
[05:51:47] of course his W ability, he does not have baited out.
[05:52:02] I'm bad.
[05:52:05] Oh my god!
[05:52:08] My Q ran out!
[05:52:15] Top is over, this entire game is lost now.
[05:52:31] This entire game is lost now, unlucky.
[05:52:45] I play for fun, it's okay.
[05:53:15] I get ulti when I'm dead, Mike.
[05:53:40] You're so bad, he's lagging, I have a boss here, god it does.
[05:54:10] I hinted my tamper for this, but not worth at all, I should never do this.
[05:54:40] Or maybe Garen is decid, so he can't draw back to lane.
[05:55:10] I have your two boots here.
[05:55:20] It's lagging.
[05:55:30] a
[05:55:37] a
[05:55:42] a
[05:55:44] a
[05:55:47] a
[05:55:50] a
[05:55:55] a
[05:55:58] I have to kill him there, I was actually gonna run him down and kill him anyways, the fact
[05:56:10] that he stops walking could be a strategy to make me leave him alone.
[05:56:15] Don't get manipulated.
[05:56:19] Rule number one, don't let people manipulate you into treating them better.
[05:56:25] This procs is very unnecessary, shouldn't be doing it, might die for it.
[05:56:52] I met the flash!
[05:56:57] Where's my flash not going off?
[05:57:10] I'm lagging.
[05:57:11] I'm actually lagging though.
[05:57:20] I have been slain.
[05:57:22] I have been slain.
[05:57:42] Once history was ripped by
[05:57:44] once history was ripped by
[05:57:46] once history was ripped by
[05:57:48] I don't have a ward, good sketchy, big one raptors, I bet you'd pick up a ward.
[05:58:17] I gotta push and go there
[05:58:49] I see your damage!
[05:58:50] I feel like it needs to be nerfed.
[05:58:54] Nerfed immediately.
[05:59:19] He's gonna read him back to full health. I can't do that.
[05:59:31] Why did Riot nerf all of your top laners?
[05:59:34] I'm afraid you will take over like a game in the real world.
[05:59:39] I think so.
[05:59:41] Malsand is working on the balance team. Biggest hate whatsoever.
[05:59:51] Come on! Come on!
[06:00:11] oh
[06:00:20] Bear
[06:00:23] Shit if you got to be any animal in the world which one which animal reduce shows
[06:00:41] I would choose a goat
[06:00:51] wouldn't change much but yeah, that's the animal I would choose
[06:01:11] Yo, boss, did I ever tell you about my first job?
[06:01:15] I used to work in a zoo, where I could conserve elephants.
[06:01:20] The pay was bad, but the tips were cute.
[06:01:23] Really.
[06:01:33] I can tank this.
[06:01:35] Oh.
[06:01:41] guys what about the drake
[06:01:43] drake
[06:01:45] the
[06:02:11] work work
[06:02:14] do you know that your only good thing is that you're missing a few days?
[06:02:34] I mean I'm pumping numbers, I'm doing 3,500 damage per fight, my damage per health is insane.
[06:02:40] I don't know how we're losing these fights.
[06:02:44] I have the TP top, maybe give it a break.
[06:03:02] We see Jin recalling and Garen has battenp as well, maybe we can fight it, but don't
[06:03:06] get them for free
[06:03:36] do we have it?
[06:03:53] offer to be here to go be I mean it's a give a top angle get me
[06:04:09] What am I recalling?
[06:04:19] An ally has been slain.
[06:04:35] BWAAAARGH! Give off ya! Let's go, Garen! That's my goat!
[06:04:41] You know it does more, Garen. Your ulti does more damage to lower health to target this.
[06:04:49] Just a little tip for you.
[06:04:52] You actually want to use that as an executability, not when I'm full health.
[06:04:57] I got you bro, don't even worry about it.
[06:05:11] I have Tabi's into Rise, this is not a great matchup.
[06:05:41] he eats me
[06:05:49] yeah, yeah
[06:05:54] I see him drop to death
[06:05:59] ah, I think I'm dead
[06:06:01] one for one
[06:06:03] everybody went top, this is worth
[06:06:04] hit, hit
[06:06:06] this is winning if we stay like this
[06:06:10] the side is in thing, that's fine
[06:06:13] if you can defend this tower, ah it's heralded
[06:06:28] give me a go dd
[06:06:31] hope i don't
[06:06:40] Are we saving our for next elder split or something talk to be we're talking to a
[06:06:53] baby bro it's on CD open your eyes what the fuck I have fucking I don't have
[06:07:03] English keyboards I don't know. I'll have to quiz your mark.
[06:07:33] What the fuck he doesn't miss!
[06:07:59] I love the world if there's stillness.
[06:08:06] Part is on out.
[06:08:08] Must it be?
[06:08:20] What if I say fuck top and we open drake here?
[06:08:23] It's fuck top.
[06:08:24] Garen won't push there anyways.
[06:08:26] I don't have flash now, goddammit, fail dive, we go build up harder now.
[06:08:39] Pay balls, I recently became a father and honestly it's been terrifying.
[06:08:44] Nobody prepares you for the responsibility or pressure.
[06:08:47] Every day I'm scared of making mistakes that affect my son forever.
[06:08:52] Watching your stream taught me something important.
[06:08:59] Okay, what?
[06:09:03] Even if you completely run it down early, as long as you keep farming and believing, eventually you'll become useful again.
[06:09:10] Anyways, gotta go. My wife told me I'm no longer allowed to watch Twitch while holding the baby.
[06:09:16] going oh you made me angry
[06:09:24] oh and i live oh it's crazy it's fucking nuts
[06:09:33] Please, please, guys, please no Baron.
[06:09:39] Please no Baron, guys.
[06:09:41] Fake objective, guys.
[06:09:50] Someone is dying, by the way.
[06:09:51] Maybe me, maybe I'm the one who's dying to bike.
[06:09:54] This is gonna take me a while.
[06:09:57] Did you see TP on me?
[06:09:58] GG.
[06:09:59] I got mine you guys okay this worked out pretty well I think
[06:10:11] this worked out perfectly actually good
[06:10:19] I'm telling you don't want to see me angry
[06:10:22] got a double D, games over now, most opiated in the game
[06:10:46] wow, so good
[06:10:49] so good
[06:10:52] I'm going to hit the molotov and save the molotov for next star.
[06:11:21] So who wants to try and stop me here? I will end the game if no one comes.
[06:11:43] Where's the Garen?
[06:11:47] Garen afk or something?
[06:11:51] I took laser damage!
[06:12:05] Fuck!
[06:12:06] Fuck!
[06:12:07] They both have flash, like, come on!
[06:12:18] Hello balls, I am a baddie with a big ass 11.
[06:12:21] Sometimes I am imagining how I take a strap on a liquor sale and your soy boil lips are so stunning.
[06:12:42] Alright.
[06:12:48] You're not the first hulk girl with a big ass that watches my stream.
[06:13:13] I'm gonna split push bot, and then we win the game, team using snis is not fair though.
[06:13:25] That doesn't make sense to TP here, I am playing long game for drake and then the game.
[06:13:39] I need to be in this fight, good kill, I'm going top.
[06:14:36] Chat, when someone types the letter Y, is it Y or is it I?
[06:14:57] You know what I'm saying?
[06:14:58] I agree, or is it like, why?
[06:15:21] That went so badly, I wouldn't mind this injury.
[06:15:28] I'm not gonna run you down and kill you
[06:15:50] Yeah
[06:16:01] Now what
[06:16:20] I'm sorry if you have fucked up, I'm teasing you.
[06:16:34] Very special. Here we go.
[06:16:37] Woohoo! Cheers!
[06:16:50] Heeey!
[06:16:52] Heeey!
[06:17:10] Come on, my friend.
[06:17:12] Hello, boom, client?
[06:17:24] Master, what are we waiting for, we're really waiting for our time on this.
[06:17:51] Yone, level 10 per page, boom, boom, lock-in, mark-flash.
[06:18:37] What are you lost you kidding me you're serious he doesn't even try and joke it
[06:19:04] I had that man, that was free win.
[06:19:18] Oh shit
[06:19:36] Oh boy
[06:19:48] Big hit.
[06:20:02] You used your E?
[06:20:03] Brother.
[06:20:04] Brother!
[06:20:05] Brother!
[06:20:06] You gotta go back!
[06:20:07] You gotta go back!
[06:20:09] Oh my god, oh my god, how did this work out for him?
[06:20:15] Ah, he's 1 health, he's dead.
[06:20:18] This is W as well.
[06:20:45] Alright boys, I'm a little bit hungry so I'm gonna go and eat.