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Hello? Hello? Hello?
Top.
Hello guys.
Hello, and pause early, stream.
Yippee, yes, and drum-fing for sound.
Welcome to stream guys, welcome to stream, hope everybody having a good day so far.
Balls, do you go to therapy now?
Is it true Adler is back?
yep
coped on thing for sub
in some mid lane. They're so tanky. Varus usually go like on hit tanks as well. I'll
pick Y. I think it's the brand top kind of day. Brand top kind of day. I don't really
play majors
bousy notice me son
drekko finger sabo
mm-hmm, glorious
Oh boy, am I under arrest officer.
before you smash up this will be hard
i'm gonna have to have the wave close to my tower otherwise i could all end
I could do the level one strategy with the wave. I should probably.
Who has the best birds, Denmark or Sweden?
Do you not know birds are our government agents?
Careful man.
Can you give me any advice to get out of Grandmaster please?
Do you see my border around my portrait? I am also Grandmaster.
I demoted today from Challenger to Grandmaster.
So I am no longer, I am no longer your source of educational content.
I am no better than any of you guys.
Once I challenge you again, then I'll start being educational again.
I am of the belief that every streamer out there, League of Legends wise, that make educational content, if they are not challenger on their main account, if they don't have a challenger account at the moment they are giving out tips and tricks, they are scamming you.
So go to be careful out there guys, there are streamers out there that aren't challenger and they will still give you tips and tricks.
careful guys
sixty seven
and don't get me started on the coaches that don't even play the game
Oh my, don't even get me started on these freaks.
Bro, LEC is filled with them.
Oh, half a coat.
Oh, okay, so what rank are you?
Nah, I don't really play the game.
What do you mean you're a coach?
I don't really play the game.
What?
Freaks man, I'm telling him.
Don't need the beat down
Not to call out people by name, but K-roll
Ignite Darius versus ignite white on plane one of us is going 0-10 and the other one is going 10-0
I'm going to take the first three melees here I think and then go top
This way I don't lose my melee, it's on top lane, cause I got the ones in mid.
Not bad.
Good challenge on the situation I feel like.
Oh
I have a flash here, I hit them with 3 in the middle of the fight.
I'm dead.
And I lose 20 minions on my tower.
Can't win.
Can't win.
It's almost as if my top isn't viable because of these situations exactly
I'm being rage baited
I don't need a blam.
Not today, Morph.
Bro, are you on a road from challenger to iron challenge?
Get your shit together, you are better than this.
Love you, Boussy.
Let's stand free.
Let's get crept.
Love you bousy, less than three.
I'm two levels down, am I getting dove again, you think?
I would be an insane dive.
Yeah, would be out of the game for us, the game, if they went for it.
My apologies, I am late to the stream.
I was tied up with ropes, but I am free now.
I won't be able to see the world cup matches, but who needs that when I have access to this stream?
He rushed out by his chat.
He rushed out by his...
OOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Winnable.
Still winnable, guys. Try your best.
I'm doing it my way.
There is something I want to proxy, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to roam.
I can look for a kill here.
Hmm.
Missed my Q.
Okay GG says to rise, we can win, focus.
They'll never know I'd hit them.
Here I come to save the day, or wreck it.
He actually recalls.
Wow.
He gives me another roam, I'm gone.
So nice of the Dorius.
This is like the 4th can-wave I missed this game.
It's fine to lose normal waves but losing can-waves it hurts, you know.
But it's the timer I get.
I don't really have a choice with these roam timers.
So I'm 0-5, unplayable matchup versus Tabi.
I don't really get to choose my roam timers, they just kind of happen when they happen.
I'm dead.
Sounds question mark, he used ignite.
I'm dead, though.
I hope again you can save him here.
I don't think I can take this wave, yeah it's over there.
How do I stop him from diving me?
if you hit a wall, hit it hard
enemy rampage
Varus will come here, I don't think I can beat him, we're at the same level
That's it.
When can we see a Doris domination game?
I don't play Darius
I can TP on the Darius you know.
I can't when we won him, I wouldn't have someone else with me
Use ghost plates, I feel good walking up for this
I can ghost plate away from him
he went middle
don't ff, every game is winnable
We need a little bit of Dorius.
What happens to Volsus' action?
Not dead.
Can win.
I don't know what this playlist is.
trash
Don't die FF, it's winnable.
Your turn has been destroyed.
Your team has destroyed each turn.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
Honestly, I beat everybody in the 1v1 except the Darius, and the Darius can be killed with
Nidalee one mile
Nidalee is not that strong maybe we can't
We're gonna start Baron maybe
I can't really stop them, go for sinsaw kid, he's killing everybody, he's a little bit
I will kill him. I would be the one to take him down.
Ah, we lose the game.
I've been trolling the last couple of days but I'm fixing my mental.
This game was unplayable.
Why isn't this team comp?
Not easy.
50 subs for what, a read the title, are you done or something?
Using capability 0.
Rayan fingers up, appreciate it.
RCRD, six fingers up.
This is good, I got to play it the top.
I'm just going to play AP Rammus ult one shots, oh yeah.
Can I get an unbanned by learned my lesson boss?
Kappa Shungi, Kappa Shungi, Learning Your Lesson.
I'm lagging.
You're not getting unbanned.
Enemy locked in Sion.
This is awkward because they're all squishy except Sion who's tanky.
So I need to pick a champion that kinda kills tanks, but also kinda kills squishies.
So I don't really know what's good here, maybe Uder.
I would stay on the tower when playing Messi of League.
Maybe Volibear.
I'll play again Volibear.
This matchup is like, ooh, you know, it's not, I wouldn't recommend the matchup.
The matchup is winning in itself, but there comes a point where you can't really kill
the scion he gets too tanky but hopefully he won't get to that point and I will just
in the early game.
Holy stack lobby, 5 challengers.
Ah, 4.
I was counting myself but I'm not challenging anymore.
Not bad.
Beard and Moose stash coming along nicely, you think so?
They're like my beard is coming along very nicely here.
I hope I'm not stepping into Sank here.
Okay, I'm chilling.
You wanna get bush prior with Wolliebear cause you wanna fucking blast him in the face.
I got juked, yes W start, oh I'm tanking it, not missing minis for it, probably 3 wave
crash interceder
He was passive up.
It's not really the cleanest crash, and he signed it very well clearing out the wave.
So I'm actually gonna stay I think
I need to watch out for gank.
Usually Drangle's path bot lane is nice, yeah Gris is bot, I'm okay to just push this wave
get the wave, get the fuck out
I could save for one more wave, it's very greedy
then I get to keep my TP which is nice because you can't recall on a cannon wave
without using your TP
and now I need it to proxy but Graves is coming to his groan
it's an execute it's an execute it's an execute
nice wave crashed I get to keep my TP life is good
Now the Sion can counter proxy by proxy by proxying himself here.
He has a very easy timer.
It's actually probably blast away.
He's not proxy farming, hmm interesting, if he took this time to recall, I mean that's
That's a shit reek, we're gonna try to keep some minions
I think I might be dead.
Graves is here.
I didn't realize that.
No good thing I got to keep my TP.
I'm gonna have to TP to the wave, I know I'm getting blasted by a Sion Q, but this is life.
It's not doing man
Am I getting ganked again?
Use my E behind me to get the shield but not hit him so I don't take third aggro.
be here right now I think he's gonna have to ulti back to lane when he dies
oh my god so close
That's how he ults when he gives cannon.
Fake soundflare if you can choose to give cannon.
Nice I got his ulti too.
Good item now.
I wonder if he's going to have his item.
He bought the Doran's, right?
he should have it, it's a very cheap item
he will have it for sure after this one, oh he tipped it
then he won't have it
my champion is so fast and slow, I can't dodge his eq in a good way
just kinda get hit by it
you're not getting out of this one
big damage
that's what you need them all over you need to get on them
what the fuck where did he go?
get him!
Nice plating.
He doesn't have healer in action yet, so he literally physically can't kill me.
I just outheal his damage.
Probably got a normal Bowsen build here.
Dusk and Dawn Rocket Belt on Wally.
It's really good.
Rocket Belt is the best item in the game for Wallybear.
The fall of them.
Great storm.
My true name is mine alone.
I don't think I need to flash there, he did like a fast Q the Sion, but he would hold
it.
I'm gonna get a phailife ward GG, see everything.
I guess Grey's on the top side for a while.
Come here. Come here.
I want to look to pressure tower, it's really hard to pressure tower to the side cause he just sits
and then he presses Q and the entire wave is gone
Got four platings though, it's pretty good
Aw shiba, I'm still dead
I think she's once back
I'm too proxy!
If I'm out, this is huge!
Got TP advantage.
Man, quite a... quite a... what's it called... defensive laning phase, not much happening,
not many kills.
She's kind of trading tensius a minute, but as soon as this tower falls, top lane, which
I will, probably next level, that's when I open the map
He's trying to tank the cannon, I guess he can.
I just need the wave under the power.
Fuck it.
I'm dead.
Oh that was too close.
I stopped this beat for you.
Please.
I'm dead.
Yooooooon!
What are you spamping me to stop him?
Bad death, I got the tower
I should probably use group for this drake
I have rocket belt and giga
Write a tip on Taliyah
Who's got tip here?
I can't die, just do my damage
Okay, not bad.
dragon very nice they used herald enemy used herald by the way and we got a
tower and a dragon this is three
There's no way to kill him.
We could kill him here and he's on the other side of the camp.
We have three tier twos to take. None of our tier ones have been taken, they're not even close, only mid tier one.
Keep mid tier one alive and the game should be free.
It's really hard to fight drakes if you don't have towers because I'm gonna come from flash and stuff.
where they can't really flank us
they don't need to flank us on their team comp, they can just play front to back
still gonna be a lot easier for us to play the game and for them to play the game on the brick
this is damage
I'm just gonna rock and build, I shouldn't try and dive.
Yeah, help me!
Bro, like what is this fri- like fucking control majors, man.
I should go merch on this game.
He has to save the game
Is it me or your healing is bad?
Healing is only good if you do it vs champions or monsters, it doesn't work well vs minions
I feel like they expired, uh-oh.
I think we're losing 20 waves on bot lane, I don't know if there's someone on bot.
I wanna take one more wave than play fully bot
We're pinging baron right now
This is good
I didn't help on baron
I can tell you, we want to get baited into fake objective
This is great
Full prio, full tent, bot side, we get drake for free
Very nice
Stopping me, dog
I'm coming
Come here.
They got Drake.
I thought I forced mid lane, but they wouldn't get dragon, but brith is soloing it.
We were supposed to get this dragon, but we don't get it.
and messes up our game plan a little bit
I think our Darwin is in enemy team, the way he is playing
so now we are done
Now we're forcing baron, we're forcing baron when i'm in base with both side lanes getting
pushed into us.
Oh shit man.
I will be sideline, thank you very much, thank you very much.
I could do the Baron now, easily.
So I'm on Tipee, I'm on a force with B-Bot lane, and if he goes mid lane he will lose his entire base.
Jax is much faster at pushing covers and stuff.
I'm holding
It's taking forever
Should be G now
Never mind this BG
Well, the burn is kind of wasted now, I can't really push when my entire team is dead.
I can't push into the lia so like the champion is in his...
Everytime I proc rocky belt he goes rocky belt, everytime I use ult he uses ghost, everytime
I might use my Q, he uses his E or W, whatever it is.
He always counters one of my spells with one of his.
I'm coming.
I need to be on flank.
The glitch is dead, the glitch is dead!
Get em!
Get em!
Yeah, there I am.
That's a move.
GG.
is on channel anymore? no i didn't know that yesterday, too much trolling
We had a...
APS rule game, an APR-relia game,
well, an Ivern game, Rammus game, AP-Sion game,
a little bit too much trolling, so I've decided to myself,
you know what, this is not good, this is not cool,
and I've gone on a...
Ray...
Rehabil...
I'm in rehab, I'm no longer in thing.
I have trolling.
I think I have something on my account or something, my data works alright you know so it's pretty
nice.
Just joking or something.
from now on only serious only taking the game only playing to win and no ff by the
way that's something I want to change bro and lately I've been ffing every game
I'm no longer ffing or giving up for that matter
watch on as upstream today no yesterday I was like bro I want to be like him I
want to go back to no ffing because I used to not ff
We are looking good bro, thank you, appreciate it.
along nicely here.
Don't ff your 535 kills game is good for your mental for real, bro. It's not it's not it's not that deep chat
I thought about something I thought of something
Okay
The main reason why people on ff is the game they just want to get out
They don't want to waste your fucking time in a game that can't be won, right?
If the game can't be won, it's over in five minutes
if it cannot be won if there's if there's not a chance to win then it's
over in five minutes and that's not a lot a lot of time wasted if you're
talking oh I don't want to waste 10 minutes I don't want to waste 15 minutes
well if it takes the opponent that long to end the game then the game is not
over think about it if you actually if you don't want to waste a lot of time
well then the game is probably over anyway like like then the game is gonna
be over in five minutes and that's not a long time if the game is over in 10 15
minutes you think well then the game is not completely over and you still have a
chance think about it
ribbon if I speak what I think about the ribbon oh go drag us to counter it
one skin i can't handle with dragon since arty gops i have i cannot play it
it's really small skin
Isn't today supposed to be a new patch? No, it's Wednesday. New patch, we have exciting
stuff, we have queen buffs in the jungle, we have horse till getting buffed, finally
horse till getting some love. Might be playing some horse in the sand tomorrow.
So the way ribbon works is you don't fuck with her, okay?
I will use my E to get her off of me and then I will kinda outskate her in a way.
He's awkward to all skilers, cause he also all skilts every champion in the game on DD.
But it will be a mid game where I'm gonna bully her for sure, if I don't get fisted over the game.
I'm very happy it's trading sales.
I'm a drink.
Let's get this party started.
Procid away with them! Go Procid!
Can't really do anything to that. Just gonna pick up my CS that I'm gonna get.
She's now gonna get a reset. I still need one more wave. Oh, she's staying actually.
Now I have to move up. I can't let the wave push into me and then clear it.
I will just wait for my tempo.
So I'm going to have to clear the wave up here.
And now I big and lost chapter.
Can my elixir pop already?
So I don't have to sell refillable.
Come on, come on, hurry.
Hurry, come on.
She's actually proxying another wave, interesting.
I could deny her plating here.
I don't feel like this one minion is gonna mess up my last hitter, I'm telling you this
one guy man.
fucking up the entire way
like a flash down here
classic group one
i'm flashin with ignite now
guys
grime alone
She's in here?
Nooo, I need 6.
Got it!
Oh my!
You are kidding me Alistar!
You are kidding me!
NOOOOO
You had me, I was dead!
Thank you, thank you, appreciate it
Appreciate it
There's no sooner than this guys
Thank you
I'll get this.
Oh my god.
I guess she's going for plant. I should take this time to reset. I'll stay with Zedrona
blink topside
She's going to lose a ton, but she's still going there, which is no way I can help.
Nice.
Nice team.
This game is over.
But the game won't end in 5 minutes so it can't be over.
This is true, I mean it's still possible to lose.
Like it's loseable for sure, true, you're right.
So we're gonna lock in.
Wow, the other Rekar.
Bath on the spark.
I'm dead!
Oh
Diddles diddles the Marcus
I'm
Giving chat dance
Oh, this guy's a gun.
Guys!
Guys!
Fuck.
Hello boss, I'm feeding in my games just like you, but I can't get out of silver.
Why is life so unfair?
You're feeding like me.
Do you see my score line?
Two-two.
We are living in the past, feeding strategy is gone, it's not possible to do any more.
We are not in a hurry, we are still going to succeed.
Oh, no.
Are you serious?
What is happening over there?
It's losing, Diego didn't get the reset.
Ah, damage greater than health, so not my fault this fight.
Yeah, yeah.
Failite ward, I see everything.
I failed to remove all skill from split pushing.
Where did all this come from? Did he go all the way around?
He must have went from mid, like this.
Failide needs to be nerfed, it ruins the game completely.
But Riot won't do anything about it because it's not part of their chat gpt 50% winrate.
Like you can't measure failide boards in a number of stats, like making it 50%, like
to do with all their champions. So they will never do anything about it, because Raya doesn't
actually play their own game. They just go on the fucking website and see whatever is
lower high wind rate and buff or nerf it
You have slain an enemy.
Go put ward on the faylight.
Now I can just push up without thinking
whether or not I need some weaks or not
I will just see it myself
I see that no one is ganking me
It's really stupid
I'm B.
That out is gonna hit me and ruin my home guards.
Oh my what?
the
And I was like where are the enemies ooh I don't know are they playing top side or playing
bot side I don't really know ooh do I need to be careful ah boom okay now I don't need
to be careful anymore because I see everything the entire map lights up and I can't get ganked
anymore enemy can never kill me in theory in theory I can't buy how is this how is
this balance for speed pressures I could for it was a good idea to have this
oh oh oh the second they see they try and gank me I see everything everything I
Let's see.
He's like playing with wallhacks, man.
of
Now you have to be careful because I don't have ward for 30 seconds.
No, I don't know if they could be. I could actually die.
It's scary.
Get the fuck out.
Isn't this the guy who dropped out of LEC?
Dropped out of LEC?
I don't like it when you say like that.
Ooh, are they playing bot side or top side?
Oh well, top bot side.
I will never stop complaining about these failings until they actually get nerfed.
Holy moly!
I'm dead.
Fuck! What am I doing?
I didn't know Zedronen's still alive.
Like I think Phelan would be fine if you drop it here and it showed like up until here and
and then like here, but it shows this bush, all of this, this bush, and all of this entire
bush gets light up, and everything down here, like, and then up here as well, like, everything
gets fucking light up, it's insane, insane.
Complaining is just a game, huh?
Sorry.
Wow.
3, 2, 1, send her.
They did nerf the middle of the map, they nerfed the river one, but that one was completely
OP as well, that one was completely busted, it's good that they nerfed it, now it's not
game breaking you know the ones that I'm talking about they're still game
breaking and they need nerves
is any good for you? Yeah, it's great for me. Like, I'm a type of person that I don't
think about like one of my weaknesses is I don't think about map state if I'm weak
side if I'm strong side I don't think about this stuff so the fact that I can
just put a word in the fade light and know everything it's insane for me
yes but I like it it feels like I'm cheating
What are we thinking? Ezreal, maybe?
Male man or male A, not a human.
I'm gonna go with Casix.
So now I'm going to swap in, thank you, okay now the jungler maybe a top laner
not a human oar it's for sure oar what oh pike
What?
What?
Tomcansh, no, can't be.
I'm now even second time someone go sand today.
What counters it?
Why top?
Doesn't sound like a counter.
Glad top.
Why top?
Glad why?
Glad why?
Glad why?
Let's go by for violence.
Rakan.
It's Rakan.
Is he considered melee? Yes he is.
Turn codes, off breakers and betrayers. We hate them all, Silas.
Garen, Jorvan.
I need translators, what is this guy's name?
of
the
oh what try to you get y'all played my outplay
Okay.
Boom, boom, boom.
Didn't quite load there, Sion.
This Doran's helm start is so popular.
Every top laner goes at these days.
He's dead.
Sion!
It's an impter! It's an impter! Bounce a low, believer!
Chill! Oh, I took three hits for fun, and now I'm actually cooked.
maybe dies
he's dead
he's gonna run away
man man, you're hitting the wave
let's be done
I should rush Ludwigs right?
that's strategy vs int exam
You see this rush?
Start stacking
Trad, you could say whatever you want about this playstyle, but look at this
I have 16 CS
He has 17 CS
He will always be up in CS
It's impossible to out farm this strategy
If you get a wall, get it hard.
I don't think this is so easy for him to play anymore.
He's pushing into AMC, he's kind of churning my over.
I'm gonna dive him.
I gotta wait for my healer blades.
Oh I got slowed. I'm dead by the way.
And he gets on wave. Ah, my bad, my bad.
This is actually winning for him.
I
But said the only way to make this work is to go full green like full greed like the fact that he went Doron's helm
He's already down to 450 gold from that alone
Like if he didn't buy Doron's helm, he was already working on this, you know, Titanic or whatever
You know, he would have a strategy on his hand, but like with Doron's helm, it doesn't work to the strut
It's six
I don't make sure you get some distance on them otherwise the kids will be in the passive
Bro like this passive is so pee man just die, just die holy shit
Very nice, got him
U-Bris, 6 minute U-Bris, that was pretty good
Is this how my opponent feels all the time?
I feel like he's just giving me free gold.
What's the point of this strategy? He's just giving me a bunch of free gold.
I don't get it.
This strategy is shit.
What the fuck?
No proxy.
Good trade.
You still going?
This is not winning for you.
I can't, I can't chat. If I Q in there, I know Sion, he kills me in the passive every single time.
No, no, no, I'm fine when that's a level 7 death with a 10 second death time now all
of a sudden this feeding strategy, no, no, no, you're doing it wrong now, you can't be
feeding like this.
But don't get it twisted, I'm only tensing us up.
He might be totally feeding, but I'm not actually getting a significant tears lead.
I'm on the slurred thing here.
I can't swallowing him.
He doesn't have shield.
He doesn't have shield.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's just dead.
Oh my god, he's just dead.
But I get 3 per kill right?
I guess it's gonna skill better if I keep getting kills.
Alright, I'm obviously going for a criticality before it was always opportunity because I was so OP.
Now would I go?
Do I go Jommus or Voltaic?
That's a secondary fall at the island.
I really like Yomu so you can go Yomu's into Q and just run people down, it will take
it's like the more lethal at the end I guess.
He walks up like this, like he really wants this CS, I respect it, I really respect it,
He's a true Baselon believer.
Get every minion no matter what.
I'm best to stop Scythe, I'm a little bit worried though.
I'm best I can stay top anymore so I'm going to look to dive.
He can ult my Q and stuff so I can be a little bit careful.
Noooo!
He b'd it, no he didn't.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
I live.
I live this somehow.
You want the cannon?
He missed the cannon, he's changed.
I'm gonna dive him. It's easy when I get my flash up. He has no way of stopping it.
Ah, he's just short skewed and he's nice and free. Nice.
Ah, he's an inter. I don't know if he's doing much of a strategy anymore, honestly.
He was looking good in the early game, but I think he's just an inter.
This is not what I do by the way, don't get it, this is not how it looks like when I'm
playing Sion.
When I play Sion I always think through my devs, I always think of like how I need to
played out in ways and you know this is not how it looks like
I missed bro you are just dead now you're gonna charge the Q on the wave and now you're
Oh fuck, is there someone here?
Oh, I flashed!
I clicked flash!
lucky
holy fuck
this area is even more homeless than xion she's here free with glutinous greaves
Caitlyn also bought blue tennis greaves. Are people being for real with these boots?
Like the... like guys these boots are not good.
Don't buy GG boots.
I'm going to take a wave and then roam, I think I've bullied it's on and off, I need to help the team though.
Oh my god, he's T1 Kira!
Hello!
He's not best in the jungle as well.
Find her.
She's out.
good damage usually by this point the tanks usually beat by because they buy armor and
I think I'm so far ahead, I see the wind is getting reds
I'm dead
There are 5 tops
Hello!
What the fuck was that?
This guy is so squishy
This guy is so squishy, hello?
That was not even a combo, I was in free autos.
Guy need armor pendo, or else this guy won't die.
I'm gonna get you!
I'm coming with her.
They'll never know what him
There's a thing word
Or look at his son items he has four trillion or more by the way, I'm not even kidding four trillion or more
I'm not touching him anymore. I don't think I can
Alright, guys are we... we're fine, right?
We're not gonna lose this game, yeah?
We'll lose this, will we?
I don't wanna be that guy.
But if this Zan goes 2 and 8, 2 and 8 and somehow wins the game, I'm gonna lose it.
That's all he does.
He's just feeding and then gets carried by his team.
It's insane.
Any fight movement is winning. I need to make sure she has tap stance down Bessa.
Holy fuck. I can only 1 her, but if she gets a reset in a teamfight she will just 1 my 9.
That's the main concern.
And here San is, hitting my tower, are you kidding me?
It's fine.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Serpent, now I need Crtality.
Serpent is too late, it would have been instead of Jumus if I was gonna get it.
I don't have the ult, so I don't feel great when we won in Ambassador.
We can't have board here, they don't have vision here.
I have vision on you buddy.
What?
Jesus fishes by the way, Jesus, Jesus.
I'm coming mid.
I really need to force.
I can't do place on scion.
He has 4 trillion armor.
I can flash on Cery but she's 0-6, that's not worth.
My god
We saw an ulting mid
I'm coming I guess
I think I'm a little bit too late to the party.
He's in the car, man, man.
What are they doing, Baron?
We can't give them space, we need to play here.
We're pinging away like we're not testing.
I'm going on flank.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
It's cooked.
It's cooked.
I'm going side.
when i'm best i guess the db she's she's literally like unkillable
This is life.
Please bro, play the game well.
I'm probably taking one more wave and I'm TPing bot, Cassane will be here and then maybe
so we will be bot, Sion is bot, it seems to be the same, I'm gonna pressure them and
force him to be and then when he beats I will TP bot.
I can just go now honestly.
Cause now I'm going top and I'm going to push up bot.
I try and waste your burn as much as I can.
See if he takes another
He takes another though I'd take another
So enemy can only end for mid. We just have to not int mid and we're fine
I'm coming now
Feel like I dealt with this Baron pretty well. They got nothing. They got mid the native which is useless
I told you, fake objective!
They could look to kill me on this wave.
This wave is very greedy.
What is my team doing?
Okay!
He's winning.
Alright, alright, not bad, not bad.
Why is mid tower slash inhibitor useless?
Mid towers are not useless, this is the most important tower in the game, mid tower one.
Because it opens up the map and makes you be able to take the e-vision and go into your
enemy jungle.
But inhibitor is so useless because
There's always people mid lane like this always at least ADC or mid laner who's mid lane or mid these waves
Whereas if you get a side lane inhibitor, it's not always one there to clear the wave
so
Like let's say we had inhibitor here then we just like not care about this
You know, where is he this this this superman is coming? Oh
OOOH AHHHHH
It doesn't matter because Katelyn is always going to clear that
Like there's always going to be someone who's mid lane and clearing it
Where there's always going to be someone top lane
So that's why it's so much more valuable to have side inhibitor
Because then you can, you know, let the minions fight it out
Do you want to do anything about this dragon? Do you feel strong yet?
I'm my own backup
You have double randuin on fucking ambessa as well
I'm not killing this. How am I supposed to kill that?
I have to get Zoe or Cery.
I'm sending, I'm just going, I'm running it down bot and ending. That's the game plan.
Take the wave, take the wave. I got bot. We actually, this is actually quite good.
Enemies fighting without macro.
I think I need to be I can't stay for the inhibitor because then my bevels get stopped and then we might lose the game
I can't believe the game felt so winning now the game for this thoughts winning with
This is inting scion.
I can fucking dead here!
Yeah, I died to this.
What is this?
Holy fuck this damage.
One shot?
What?
probably lose baron here
I'm dead though.
I need one kill because I still have a lot of huber stacks.
worth it 1k gold, worth
got IE now, chills
the game is lost, I can't believe it, I can't believe the sun is gonna end up winning this
game
all he did was feed and now he's getting carried by his team, it's crazy, it's crazy
stuff
2 inhibitors, not end of the world.
stop ffing
I can TP, bot. I have good wars for angle. I think that's what we're gonna play for.
I don't know where there's some words besides the scot-o-red thing.
I'm looking.
We're winning?
Not really, where should I take the next wave?
Gonna have to defend mid as well.
Did you see what happened that fight?
You are kidding me.
So we picked up Sonia's in the middle of the fight and Sonia's my ulti.
Give me the fuck out!
Alright, I'm alive!
Guys, we need Drake. We need Drake.
Look at the minions though.
Way please defend.
Oh my god, how do we even do this? It's not even possible. We gotta give now.
gotchu! oh, she got me
gg
i'm checking replay
the
You guys remember when he was?
Probably quite late right?
Bozpa.
There is the boss and the death were killed so it's hard to see when he was.
20-30, we should assume that
Look they don't have vision they don't have any boards on it
Where do you shake like our this dear vision
And she's like recalling and I see everything that she's recalling and this is like
Ah, she saw me on this blue, really.
Never mind that.
Maybe not ghosting, maybe not.
I'm not very good with the immobile champions.
It was a time where I used to play low set and it was very fun but yeah, champion is
very hit or miss.
You either get to have fun and hit people or you get guided and it's not fun anymore.
Do you think Sonya DC works?
No.
If you get a good duo partner and you get like a combo going, sure.
Jax top, anyone knows what's good into that?
i guess
pulpy
cigarette
Great Rammus Angle.
We are in 2026, there is no such thing as a Great Rammus Angle, that doesn't exist.
poppy top lane
ummm
it's not ok
the problem with poppy top lane is that you can only do it in the dash champions right
versus good players your e is not an ability
like if you are playing against anyone who is like master or above
They will just not be close to a wall, and all of a sudden, your E is not an ability anymore.
And then you need to have versus a dash so your W can be an ability.
If you play versus a no dash champion with Poppy Top lane, you have two abilities that don't exist.
Literally.
I mean I played plenty of poppy top lane you know that is the greatest game to ever been
recorded from a single is from one single or player performance you know L or versus
mk you guys remember that poppy performance
i'm on this again
I'm on it.
First blood.
Enemy double kill.
You roll out the barrel.
double kill guys
I think some bad minion orange here, he actually recall, he did.
Oh yeah
I get this plating
I'm gonna have to clear the whole wave, let's take a breeze out here.
The thing with proxy forming is you don't actually have to clear the wave, you can just
pull the wave and clear one, two, you don't even have to clear anything, but as long as
you pull the wave and the next wave crashes you can just take the reset and you're not
I'm gonna lose enemy nails
Ah, I'm forming so bad
He's gonna steal a stepey, that's why he's like fucking around with the base, he knows he can steal the enemies
Shwane is givin up a lot.
You have said that Gragas is fake counter to Jax and I pick Gragas into Jax, this was
pretty buffed, Gragas.
Gragas is just good into everything now, he's a really strong champion.
I'll be out in coming!
Yeah, yeah!
Fuck!
hold the splash would kill them
What are you doing bro, you don't think I'm going to flash on you?
Get out of here.
I knew the second he went in on me like that with his ulti, he went for your free kill.
This game is lost. My pot is 1 in 10.
Nevermind, not lost. Every game is winnable, not lost. I didn't mean nothing.
I promise that they're gonna have 15 mertreads as well.
That's the problem.
This reaction was Russia's murder treads and not really playable anymore.
Oh, how we talking
Oh wow, that's a dead one.
How do I know when to proxy?
Just do it like how I do it just do it all the time without thinking and then half the time you're gonna die and
Feed enemy jungler, but that's not your lane. So you don't have to worry about it
I win the one we won hard.
I'm back here.
Dive?
Oh, he wasted.
You just have to get the third Q, man.
You just have to get the third Q.
Come on.
Oh, bad though.
We forced him out.
I'm dead.
Murder treads, murder treads, murder treads, little bit on table.
it's adjax though, so you can win
Oh shit.
He's no mana.
You're no mana.
Minions are gonna kill you.
Immolation.
Nice.
Bro, we're winning this game. I don't care.
It's so free. I'm farming these tracks.
Ah, didn't see her fast enough.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
They are bad, trust me, I will come back.
They are bad.
I'm not sure if I can make it through the game, but I think I can make it through the game.
Okay, that was my life.
I went up to the league.
Go to sleep.
guys, you didn't actually think
I'll take one more wave than I prefer dragon.
They are coming.
The enemy has been slain.
It's not looking great.
I'm on it.
You're probably giving.
Ah, another one to the collection.
Mercury, Tread, Shyvana.
Now they have 4 out of 5 Mercury, Treads.
Great.
Yeah, yeah.
I just got no counter play, like, I just get CC'd to death.
My mercury shots, yeah.
I'll be vegan for the rest of the game, I don't know if I want to do that.
They're all top.
Let's get this party started.
It's on respawning at all time.
Make a platings.
What's up my dope fans for the three nears?
What have you got in store to get some anything, Simon?
they are killing them dead
kill them, kill them, kill them
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
I'm sorry faker
I had more damage to the health, not my fault this fight.
I'll get
Rolled up
They're gonna go baron, I tip it there, tracks will be here so maybe I shouldn't.
Oh baby it's time
I should've been slashed
I should've been slashed
He got the gold card off and then I missed that one
I found my even hit
I found my even hit
I guess you can outrun it
I guess I should have smashed the number with speed
overgiving solo i guess we are
Oh, I almost clicked it, I almost clicked it, that was not me, I didn't ever click it,
I'm pressing no, I'm pressing no
I can win
Get him! He's won!
Nice.
Where's the rest of the lid?
like behind me, am i dead if i take this wave?
seven jack sparrow
she went for this wave a long time ago
i dont know what he is doing with me
I mean, enemy is running around the map killing us, but they don't have any eye for the barge.
They just want to kill us.
But now what?
You don't have any waves to push.
I'm done.
Holy fuck.
I'd be over here.
Is it possible to play the game when they go 5 mertrads and my cork is this giga shit
at the game.
Q is too fast, I can't ever do anything during the Q.
Which one was I on? Quote.
Kindred.
Oathbreakers and betrayers.
Nasus.
Azir.
Turncoats, oathbreakers and betrayers, we hate them all.
At the end of the stream, we haven't heard one of these in ages, please.
Groenienfinger sub, maybe.
Who is this, then?
I feel like I played this champion, I've heard this voice so many times, but I can't really...
turncoats, oathbreakers, and betrayers, we hate them all.
Hello.
It's not so obvious who it is, but I can't.
I don't play the champion, hard to know.
Hello, you gonna swap or what?
Why this?
Oh, I could have picked Janna for him, fuck.
Not the Darius matchup again, not the Darius, like...
This matchup is playable if he doesn't have bombplating.
If he has bombplating, not playable.
This is like your rick or something.
Isn't this Kalista as well?
Jenna.
It looks like they're grabbing the feet, so maybe it's like a snare ability, like Luxe.
Just embrace Silas, maybe.
Jorven.
Senna, I'm Senna W.
I was right with the snare ability.
I feel use spearblossom
Mr. Dorius... I'm going 0-20 by the way. I'm going 0-20. There's no one, nothing I can
do about it. This is a 0-20 game.
built over finest
Sounds like you are giving out
No, I'm fully locked in can I win has bomb plating oof
If I can sneak up behind him
You see me
it's not gonna crash but it's gonna push it to the net
I don't need a plan, my enemy has been slain.
It's a hit mark.
Proxy the wave! Time to proxy!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my god.
I made bad angle on the E. Bad, bad angle on the E.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, dang.
Oh my Q is literally half a second man, literally half a second.
Nice, this is like the best case possible early game I could have had I think.
It's really good.
Can win.
I'm my own backup.
Now you're proccsy.
Proc she
Sometimes you gotta make a door
Mr. Doris in the bush ready to run at me
I think I'm dead.
I think I'm dead.
Maybe she'll vex the Q then.
Get off of me like freak behavior right here
It's a wrong angle
He's gonna do the same thing, he's gonna sit in this bush, and just sit, and if I walk
I'm dead
We found a severe one this guy
I should rush out of the night this game, honestly.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
nice he's leaving me alone
Go swiftness now. Can't even go swiftness this game. Yeah, I have to. I don't really have
Oh my god.
Oh my god, his leave is blindly hit that.
blind
Let's get crack
They'll never know what hit them
probably on 15 different worlds right now
my hands to the top
here i come to save the day
or
Oh my god, is there gonna be a Darius running at me from the bush?
No!
Damn!
No!
Damn.
No, I'm sending it.
Ah, that's all I need.
It's time to roll. It's time to get the fuck out.
I'm not damage for him
If you hit a wall, it ain't hard.
I want to use ward here, I want to use it for fair light if I can make it there.
That's a play-like ward.
Not that it's going to do much, everybody's going to be both sides anyways.
give my tower.
Maybe time.
I mean if Doris is going to be on dragon Doris is going to be on dragon Doris is how it is
I don't know what I can do about that.
Yeah there comes the demon.
My entire team is dead.
all seven
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
I'm B.
I can't really roam, sorry guys, I'm stuck in my lane.
I don't like it.
Your friend has been destroyed.
And the enemy is unstoppable.
And the enemy has been slain.
Watch out for him.
I don't need a player.
What is this guys?
Look at how Doris is coming.
Please don't feed my laner please
Defeating my laner, typical team
Some guys, you got a more of a...
Stop being negative, every game is winnable.
Killed over, finest.
Let's get a break.
Boars, your sign changed how I see lead.
You showed me KDA is fake when pressure, waves, tempo and towers are real.
I always believe.
Even when you are 0-7 in chat-outs.
Your style is genius, funny and legendary, and the fact you have even killed Faker with
it makes it iconic.
videos inspire me to think differently and enjoy the game more. I may even name my future
child after you. Never stop being the messy of Sion. We all believe in the bouncing water.
I appreciate it
I appreciate it
Ah, I didn't get one on my way
So the Nami was had the scoreline of 1 and 4 right?
The Nami was 1 and 4 when I killed her.
How much gold did I get?
100?
170?
Not even?
Good one bro.
You can be 1 on 4 on support and give 0 gold when you die.
I'm inting the entire game and I'm giving 300 gold for fun.
I'm just giving 300 gold cause why not you know.
Yeah good roll Riot.
classic same thing with faylight that this bounty system on support is not gonna
get no one's gonna know no no one's gonna even know but it in the balance
team so there's not even gonna fix it the classic the other thing that just
never gonna be fixed because they don't play the wrong game fucking freaks on
that company man
why would you stop ulting i had you
Oh
Hang on did I get one kick off shut down where second
I didn't shake Doris, Death Timer, can I take this next wave?
arm i dodged
we should force
fuck, a guy is moving with me, come on wake up
Oh my god
How did that work?
Who fed the Dorius? I don't know bro. This guy is so fed, he's insane.
I'm
warning the flank
by going first or what
What? I'm so standing outside of it by the way. I'm so outside of it, it's crazy.
This Kade was saying that Elna is back!
Have you heard?
If you hit a wall, it's hard.
that should be it sir
He's more than half of his team's deaths, surprised?
True.
I don't need a plan.
Let's get cruck.
Crutality versus Crutality.
He's so strong, you can't help it
I'm ready to hold finger the gift the sad much lemon
shut up you will win this game
I'll let my hand do the job.
It's a good night now, it's annoying for me.
get up get up get up get up
the Dorius failed his guillotine, he doesn't have R
he's winning, do you have damage?
3 for 3
omg it's not over yet
no r
bro 6000 damage
and i have 2500 health
are you serious?
bro bro that's a carry
that's what i have a carry performance
we're talking about
Actually we just go stealth with Cloudsoul, runs to 1000 lume speed and one shots my gen.
I see that.
And I'm dead.
I'm least dead.
not easy but i'm holding now every game is winnable
Shaco is running around one, shotting everybody, close all, it's no counter play.
That was a nice try.
your turret has been destroyed
and enemy is dominating you
can you get along?
your turret has been destroyed
Let me live guys.
I have more damage than Darius, get gapped, be a bit
you
I'm back you miss me hello you did
I did a barbish call.
Lost Ratones vs.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Highballs, what does Cedral mean with Lost Ratones?
Are back.
Not the Vitality game.
Not this game.
oof
We were supposed to win this we were supposed to win I
Know if I should pick science at I hadn't practiced Zion in screams or in solo queue
For about a month. No, I'm kidding. This is probably like my 10th game of Zion daddy in like one and a half months
So I'm not actually picked it you think about it
But it was a hard game, like Naku is fucking nuts, he's the best laner I've ever played
against, by far.
I went like, what did I go, like 2 in 10 or something?
I was so horrible, it was really rough, but it was super fun, I'm not too vitality for
4-9, 4-8, 7, oh wow, 2-11 depths, oof, not a good look, 5-12, 4-12, 4-12, 4-12, 4-12,
5, 12, 4
3, 12, 4
Good choice of a tendency to do this game, oh so fun
It's Camille support so I can't get bay dead
I could still play jacks but it's not gonna be you know then I would get baited literally
Let's go bye
Tom can stop lane.
Oh my god.
I'm going to go scaling runes here.
Would you ever consider joining another pro team?
I'm not really.
I feel like I got away with a lot of stuff during the year, you know?
Like I could just play my own style, I don't want to go into a team and then the entire
team tells me to play a certain way and I'm sitting there like, that's the thing with
lots of tonsils, no one told me how to play, I just got to do my own thing, it was great.
I lost a lot of games, I lost solo a lot of games sure but at least I had fun.
Oh I wish I meant that.
We made you play Casante.
I also wanted to play Casante you know.
but yeah it's fake champion but
missed
With Vi, your Q is very low cooldown, your passive is long cooldown, so here my Halo
Blades is up, but I still can't go in.
You only want to go in with your passive up.
If your passive is up and you're going in, you will win the trade.
She the recall, 3rd wave crash, pretty nice, get cool.
Hey boss, my mom made too much pizza, you want to come over after the stream?
Bro, homemade pizza might be top 3 worst dishes, getting served at home.
I'm not gonna lie. Homemade pizza is sooo shit.
Bro, every- every time, every time, it's like, oh, we're gonna have pizza, I'm like, no way, let's fucking go.
And it's like, homemade.
Oh.
He's never gonna taste like ass.
I lost this.
I really lost this.
your opinions are always so shit it's unbelievable but what did I say that was wrong like homey
pizza it just doesn't taste good I can't make it my family can make it my friends
This can make it, it's just impossible to make a good homemade pizza, it's just not possible.
Sweet boss.
I think you need like a giga oven or something to make it, like you need a pizza oven, like
I don't know that.
I'll say it's 5, I can fight her again.
Good trades. Honestly, die, Wangle.
I feel like she gets sick soon, so I gotta hurry.
Aw, she got it on that minion, you are kidding me.
Aw, that's close.
Try to go to the maroon 5 tour this summer, yeah of course, you might see me there.
The homemade pizza and Swedish meatballs brought my family together, mainly around the question
who approved this.
He's not winning this lane anymore.
He's incredibly losing.
I need this spot
Sorry Klaus
An ally has been seen
Ah
Sometimes you got to make a door
I'm
I'm pooped
I have a con here to push this wave
Don't give up Darwin, every game is a winnable.
You're dead then?
I have a good feeling about this game.
top is unplayable, bot is unplayable, mid is unplayable
Oh, good luck guys.
I'm gonna dead
Worth
Lerly one health.
We're dead though.
I don't need a plan.
If you get a wall, hit it hard.
I'm doing this my way
The wolf buddy has been destroyed
What the KDR thing for sabba
Nice.
I get that one as well.
You'll get you as a coin and a coin.
A little, you can grab.
An ally has been slain.
come here Rookan actually I take two plinus
never a puff can win
get out of here get out of here bye bye wait Jarvan went as I went
there's one shot
What's going on here?
Not bad.
I'm deli, we're winning this.
If you hit a wall hit it hard.
Niiiieee.
Niiiieee.
I don't need a plan.
Burn the edge. Burn the edge and I kill him.
Oh, I can get out of the game but I have to pay 50 subs or never FF.
Every game is winnable.
Lock in guys.
I didn't even make it over.
Jarvan has no participating in the fight his entire game by the way, he's just ggfk, he's
actually trolling, he has opened the games for 10 minutes now.
for nexus oh my god here we go here we go
I can't win if people don't want to win.
I have washed Ankh, they have G2 Skuumond, like this one dark animal, how is this a fair
game?
He gets so fucking gout that he goes AFK.
I did 3000 damage, Draven did 4000, I don't know who's worse.
Why is the challenge of playing against a master players?
The matchmaking right now can be a little bit crazy.
Riot is prioritizing faster queues over better queues.
So every single queue will be 30 seconds, 10, 20 seconds long, but it can be a little
be crazy with how with who plays with who
Sion, what's good in design?
I feel like everything is good in design, I can go showgaff, Vi, Volley, AP or AD, Shaco.
No answer, no answer, go volia, volia I can adapt my build to ADN AP
It's ap sign or adjax-verse.
AD Drax is the worst thing you can build.
If you ever build AD on Drax, you should actually be banned for trolling, if you ask me.
This is ADC Chaco, I'm going to hit him.
I knew it was ADC Sion in the service.
Stream sniper.
Hide the map, what?
How good is Wollin to Heimlinger, is he just completely unplayable?
with each step I take the wind gathers.
They only have... they have no damage.
They only have magic damage if Lee doesn't get a head.
Did I reshare in time?
It's really hard to aggro first minion wave of the game.
the first mini wave of the game is wont aggro
thats kinda how it works
im gonna have to stay here a little bit longer
im dead
at least i got away to crash
I think he's gonna get bullied this line.
The towers are gone.
He's dead.
No, he's not leveled.
It's completely... this doesn't work.
It's completely unplayable.
need to procs him
of
here is the first edition of daily quest of the day where the messiah league gets given a quest to
complete during his game. Today's daily quest is to steal enemy blue camp before 20 minutes.
Okay, I'm kind of good. I'm kind of good. But...
No, it's complete, I'm leveled, I'm getting double 100 zeros on the main tower.
with ammar item as well is crazy
I see back so fast.
emoji hey this time no special messages only the shoutout to our goat
alana shoutout alana drooling face emoji shout out alana moon viewing
ceremony emoji shout out alana drooling face emoji shout out alana moon viewing
ceremony imoji see back so close
yooish.
I guess
Those murders even help?
About it
It's ours, there's so much damage, it's insane.
PiBusy, buddy, I think it's time to shave starting to look like a poor crackhead
You got my beard
Looks like I'm Viking
Matchup seems playable for you by the way
I will roll the world into stillness.
I was hoping from walking up to me and diving me, like he's done like 4 times now.
I
Fucking eat I eat you out to a fucking tower and it still doesn't die. I know why these hours are so thank you
doesn't one I really accuse like one shot them
You're almost 50 subs now, reading comprehension zero.
This is ragebait at this point, I don't know why I'm even reading the shots.
If you just focus on my game, this shot is legit to your IQ.
my god he died
actually winnable
Of course, every game has been a ball.
I'm sorry, 1v2.
I'm 20 per turn, I'm 20 per turn
The towers are so tanky.
I have to stack more passive on the wave, then I can fight him.
I am the storm.
my dad where's the lead
team has exploited
my sweet
oh yeah
i have to knuckle
that's 50 subs let's go bro like oh my god
I'm gonna lose it
Is that like you guys just rage baiting?
It's gotta be rage baiting
You guys are rage baiting me for future tildes
You guys are trying to tild me for the future, right?
I'm not gonna fall for this rage bait
actually every time I die I'm gonna give 50 subs according to Twitch chat if I
die 50 subs
Why did he go on that side?
I'm a level B here, can't.
scared
No way! Her Seraph just came off!
I've been watching the stream for 5 years and I've never gone and gift the sub before.
Shot!
Let me tell you, let me, let me tell you something guys.
Back in the days when I was the smallest streamers, I used to get waved so many gifts and subs.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Bro, I've actually with the, with increased amount of viewers, I think I actually decreased
in subs
Because if you like I think some
It's like sociology was it called
psychology
It's like if you're smaller streamer if you're as soon as you become like a big bigger streamer like people is what you pay
Do it all support you anymore I
Use I get so many give the subs of smaller streamer
It might just be that Khanumid these days, let's be for real.
I don't blame you if you don't stop.
It's crazy.
Where is Kuz you're already rich?
Yeah, I mean that's the thing.
People don't want to give me money because I'm rich, right?
sense I get you but if you think about it it's better to not be rich think about
it think about it it's better to not be rich that way people give you money
You get it?
Like I haven't gifted, bro.
You think I've gifted subs to XQC?
No, never.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Bro, I've gifted hundreds and I've probably helped like 200 gifted subs to score the streamers,
for sure.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a strat to, it's a strat to be broke.
I have money, take them
That being said one of which guys, I please don't mind
Oh
Oh, I almost got it
Little bro you are not text you see
Where my community like refuses to listen to anything I say
I would say apples are red and my chat would say that bananas are the
Dumbron and bananas are yellow. It's like...
There's two cannons here after the fun, they will literally fall.
Sir, appreciate it.
get out of there Shaco, if you get it it's yours, if you leave it
I got a slush
I rare 5, this is winnable
I'm a flank on the calcium.
Oh my god, the shaco damage.
Did I go here?
It's good if we fight another rangle here.
Kill kill kill kill kill kill.
I can't move!
Oh my god!
What season did you first hit Diamond?
This is a pre-or season 4 I'm not sure, season 4 I think.
I don't think I've played rank on first season.
I've started season 2, it's very blurry this stuff.
I got Mast, I see some 4 I think.
Well I TP bot, now I don't have TP for Baron.
Let's go for troll.
There was no Mast back then.
I'm not sure.
I think there was. I think Mastak got released season 4, but there was no Brandmaster, that's for sure.
Happy to live in a world where you exist.
It was teamfight and what?
I'm going to push me deep.
The only pushing bot by the way, enemy is trolling I think, I can waste their baron completely.
I don't have any weight to waste the baron.
Fucking brutal, farming this way.
Why would anyone sub to a part-time 20-hour-a-week streamer who barely makes it past four hours every other day?
Seen all streams multiple 10 plus hours a day alone
The fuck did you say? Bro, are you kidding me?
Wait, how much time I stream today? Oh, oh, I can't even make four hours. I'm four and a half hours right now
I'm in the middle of the game. So no
your entire argument flew out of the window, didn't it?
don't you feel stupid?
I'm in this
feels like a healing battle, no one really dies
Oh
I didn't get that balloon
up the quarky
Holy shit, we won!
Damn!
That was crazy.
Oh, this is low.
Close the list for 24 hours streamed 2 years ago.
Just a liar streamer.
Don't deserve my sub anymore.
FRFR.
Bring back problems.
I missed the 24 hours stream 2 years ago, just a liar streamer. Don't deserve my sub anymore, FRFR. Bring back problems.
He's gonna heal to full on this fucking red buff bro.
I
Get front like where you it's from Spencer them
Oh, they got so much
tp bolt with hood breaker purchase, what do you guys think?
Fuck it.
Imagine giving money to a millionaire.
I will defend top, what if I stay?
Not if I stay, think about it. W, Krags.
I think he TP'd the Baron.
Still here?
This guy's sauce, by the way.
rich people are rich because they deserve it because they have done great things they are better than you giving money to millionaires is good god damn hippies
I
Was gonna be on me on me on me on me help help me someone
Please
No, you got interrupted
Oh
Nice!
I should be on Baron I think?
So I guess, coming.
I think we won't shut the enemies.
Could use a blue buff you know?
I'm dying top, it's like.
oh my god my W all the time mid animation
We're the shake of fucks by the way.
It's time to sell a heal breaker.
Bloodmail gives 80 AD.
That's a good dog.
This is an int, stupid.
My Daito's on passive air.
of
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
I
My pta did 9k damage this game, what the fuck
I have to keep glazing literal sheathers by the way, let's glaze a literal sheather
I'm going to get you!
all backs i end the game
I don't know how to optimize my build better.
If I get rid of death stance on one or the other fight.
Rockabell is so useful vs these reign champions and banches.
If I can, I'll have to buy Sidmore.
longest game ever.
I don't think we're getting out of this base any time soon, we need the inhibitor to spawn.
I think I'm maybe getting AP for wave clear.
Static would want just one shot every wave, honestly.
ways to optimize the build i have 5000 gold
Oh, our base we lost.
you
Bye bye.
and
and
So we're left with Ren DMC, Rafferty Koop and Glantav Boys Choir.
The public shows you as our top three acts tonight, but only one of you can leave here
as tonight's winner.
The act in third place tonight is...
The land town boy is quiet
There's no point, like, British Got Talent
You're spoiling it in the fucking title
Here we go, revealed semi-finals for live show 5
Oh, it's all auditions
Is it trouble?
That's something we've made before
Obviously, don't try this at home, it's very dangerous.
Oh
Alright, that's enough of that.
Watch this chat. Just watch and learn.
Why am I getting quiz marks?
Fuck.
To present off.
Like chat, you do realize, oh my god, do I really have to explain, like, oh my god.
I
Balls how's your day going?
It's going good thing for asking
Like chat, the idea is that you are going to cut it 50% but I can't cut it 50% obviously
because whatever whatever
No way it's Kira on Karma.
Cheers.
to summer's grid
Here I come to save the day
or wreck it
Megan's has spawn
Camille top lane ignite grasp while one of us is dying level two
I don't have bone plating, maybe I should have picked bone plating this game.
Missing his battle.
she has bone plating i will not die
unless i can proc the bone plating
well look how much she is regening
like what?
fucking potions man
ooh now they love damage again
hang on a second
she's staying
chill
if i if i die if i die dive is die shouldn't do it
you're dead come on bro come on man
Get out of here
So lebolo
I don't know if you guys remember last time I was in the same game as T1 Kira
I don't know if you guys remember what happened that game
It was in a
Stadium thousands and thousands of people watching high state game they leave son open
Bro, he left son open
Long story short, solo Bolo Doran, carry the game 1v9, I'm getting ganked.
we're so out there. Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, fucker.
Scarner?
Oh my, oh my god, wow.
Wow
I can't queue here if I would queue for the melee I would lose the cannon
Very nice, very nice.
Are you the guy that got a quarter kill against T1 and the newest addition ran out of their
base in fear?
Yeah, yeah, that was me. That's me
Hey Simon
It's one shot
Ohhh.
So I bring Gnite.
So low, low, low.
and it hard if the lense is bad
Are you the one that had 17 deaths lost game and slowly lost the game?
Big fan!
Yeah, that doesn't sound like me.
Big trade.
I'm coming scunner, I should've went to your middle
Scunner you fancy a dive huh?
probably just wanna farm
he is fancy and no dive
No, are you serious?
This turret range is crazy.
This turret range is crazy.
They buffed this and everything.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
The buffing turner range is crazy riot.
You've been hitting the gym lately, you look buff.
Just been hitting some candy.
I feel like I'm getting ganked, like look at how this game is playing, ain't no way you're
I'm playing like this, yeah okay buddy
Paliers for sure, no hovering with ulti
Can't go, she has bomb plating
I'm SCARNER, SCARNER!
What the fuck?
What a drug.
Alright, that didn't go great.
Oh well, that is not important, though.
She got Triforce?
I should still be winning, I mean I am a level lead.
Bruiser vs Bruiser matchup is all about levels, honestly, I feel like one level is considered
so much money.
Hey look how my character plays!
Oh my god it's bugged
Shit
Fucking nice kill there
Now Camille is evening gold, and she probably worried about us with the scum here, shut down.
She also buys better items for the one we won.
Like I'm never gonna beat Clawfarm or Triforce, Camille with Zypnes boots, I play more for
later on.
Nice!
Is Lucius Q real?
No.
The only reason losers queue is real is because the people that say it exists
uh they're queuing up so it's like you're a loser in queue you know like we're actually
Camp Camille's around
I never know what hit him.
Losers Q are only spoken about by Losers.
Think about it, the only people that mention Losers Q are Losers.
So that's just it.
Yeah, so it does exist in a way because they're queuing up.
Think about it.
I'm trolling.
What am I doing?
I thought he used dash on the wave.
Is he seriously up again?
I guess he has neighboring.
Okay, my bad team, I'm doing a little trolling, I stop now.
Drake. Like how does this Camille have 800 more health than I do? 800 more health. How
does it even make sense? She has Triforce.
I can't miss that one, holy shit, I'm so outskilled
I need to play into anyone that is in Camille, Camille fuck me.
I can beat her on three items, right now I can't
But anyone else I should be able to beat
I can not kill anyone as well, Kiana.
What got here?
What are we doing?
I can kill anyone who wants to
No!
I hear ulti got me
and he's out of there, bro the scarder fucks
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to kill him, but I think I'm going to be able to
I don't need a plan.
I turn.
Oh!
I got it here.
What are we doing?
Come on.
Come on.
We didn't actually think you'd beat me like this.
Come on.
Come on.
Get out of here.
come on
I actually think you beat me like this
come on
come on
get out of here
let's explore each other's bodies
huh?
I'm dead
I can't, I can't defend here guys.
his mid and bot is trolling
I can't go in here
very outnumbered
I'm dead Don't FF, every game is winnable
Swallow your ego and buy some resistances man, you are your own limitation
Resistence us. Get the fuck out of here.
Imagine buying anything that isn't brutality.
5v5 teamfight Drake and lose the game, deal?
Camille is top.
We open the game.
I'm staying here on Caron.
We got a starry guy, look at Camille.
Good luck guys, you're on your own now.
I got what I wanted.
That's okay, no unimportant died.
The proxies will be a little bit sneaky.
She's after me, I can...
I'm dead.
I tried to flank the Lucian, but I don't really have any teammates who are ready to fight, so it doesn't really work.
help the scarner help him help him
the scarner more will be done
the APM on the Lucian though
Morphite
Haha, that was a good one
I think I can spend the last three minutes looking at a grey screen there.
I've been destroyed
Bolt ff can win, every game is winnable
I beat Camille in a 1v1, she has death stance.
There are four items.
He's not just any four items, he's criticality four items.
I'm ending the game.
Stopp backs.
Oh my god, I can't believe I got caught by this.
hell i like
she can get her W off or E whatever it is
in the middle of the arc
and I
Or a shaman
Facing the balls of us Gragas a port did I end?
Kind of you're seeing people like you in macro race with this house. I mean
I can't kill Gragas but
Hard to find an angle
6 and try to kill...
Uhhh...
Ah, counter him, he just didn't stun dead.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
He's not gonna stop, because I can't just roll it, he's like,
I'm not even here.
Like, yeah.
That's a never pressed tab for it.
Nice play by Gragas.
Did he say a nice play by Gragas?
2v2. Nice work.
Jesus.
Nice work.
This is getting out of this.
Just the rest of the team.
Let's go, man!
3-1 today, pretty good actually.
Type playlist, there's a playlist. Type playlist.
Wait, was it Baus?
Was that actually Baus? Is that Bausy?
Ooh.
Probably just a bad game, happens to everyone, everyone has bad games.
You showed Q, it's fun, I just re-do it.
I
Jake Banfield and his daughter create a magical moment in time
The sun is shining in every corner.
We are the difference between accepting and demanding more.
We are the one who should be able to solve it and work to make it work.
We are a half million who are ashamed of the same thing.
We are common.
Commonal.
These are all of the moments that have led me to this stage tonight.
The idea for this came from something that we do at home.
We hung pictures up in my daughter's room to remind her of all of the fun things that we've done.
But, me as a toddler, she likes to climb, so what did she do?
She pulled me down.
I want to create one more moment like this tonight, another connection.
KSI, last time I was here, it was my audition. Perfect timing.
One millisecond sooner or later, and I wouldn't be standing here.
But the last thing you said to me, it was, do it again! It was a fluke.
So, do you have your phone?
I do.
Can you open up the stopwatch for me?
Yes I can.
Stopwatch.
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah, gotta stopwatch.
Hold it like this.
You can press star whenever you like.
Oh, okay.
I'll press star.
Have you started yet?
Yeah, I have.
I thought he was going to leave me hanging for a minute there
No don't worry, that's not it
Whenever you're ready, you can press stop
What I didn't tell you
was on the table is my phone
and before I came out I said it to an exact time
Press stop
There's no way
Change
There's no way
No way
Perfect timing.
What?
What?
How is that even possible?
How did you do that?
How did he do that?
Alicia, Amanda, your friendship on this show, your connection.
This is what we're talking about, right? It's clear for everyone to see.
How many seasons have you been on the show together?
Oh, Christ. Is it?
Is it?
That's a lot.
You must have done something.
I'm going to have some of these moments here.
Awwww.
Some lovely places.
Oh, I need some of those.
Pepsi and Shirley.
Pepsi and Shirley live.
Amanda, I want you to point your finger out.
I'm going to swipe up once.
You remember this?
I think I do.
You look really happy in this photo.
But magic is about doing things in your life.
How is he doing this, man?
So I'm a no-Iremember, no phone.
I got into a game, sorry chat, I have to close, close the YouTube video.
Welcome to Summoner's Arena one day.
A carly matchup.
my own backup
Boss you should enter talent show and show your proxy farm skills
Yeah
bomb plating
gotta proc it
classic hater for no reason
She's playing so safe, I guess crush, free him, she the recall.
the
that was farm like crazy
Here I come to fill the day, or wreck it.
Sometimes, you gotta make a door.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go for it.
I'm just going to go for it.
I'm just going to go for it.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Bomb playing with E
Nice, torched E
She stays, she gets a dove
She has her stealthing, though
I missed
How we take those?
I don't have enough to play anything though.
Don't press tab. I want to stay in the delusion that we can still win
Oh if one more tertian went, we're frappled by potion. Honestly frappled by potion she dies
I felt it, I felt like it stayed, I need to start like respecting those angles.
We should have like similar ult cooldowns right, me and Akali?
It would be crazy if she has no CD on the door.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
It's already up early.
20 seconds before mine
If you get along, hit it hard.
I just gotta have farm at 8 minutes to fuck.
Farm at 8.
I should proxy farm.
Nice, that's gonna work.
Actually, I'm instead.
Nice.
Don't kill me!
I have nothing I don't have ult I don't have ignite I don't have flash
oh my gosh, am I dead?
how can I lay now?
I'm pretty skilled though.
I don't need a plan, an ally has been slain.
oh my god she's one
bitch, get the fuck down
you know i'm a good fucking job
Kayn could open here again, he's very fast.
She stayed like I knew she'd stay, it was obvious.
I'm getting a little bit fed. Like I'm not in a bad spot at all. I'm gonna get my quest. I'm gonna get level 11
This blue Kana Kali
Critality why everybody's is gonna be a one shot one shot game everybody's gonna one shot the other and
Whoever gets a tank item first wins the game. It won't be me though. I don't buy tank items
Let's get to the fun parts.
Love me some Bussy.
Now meme.
I'm doing this my way.
Your turret has been destroyed.
I'm doing this my way.
Your turret has been destroyed.
I'm gay.
Who am I?
T-S-C-C-H-H.
What?
T-S-C-C-H-H-H.
You be you go.
You fuck from gay gay gay.
Oh!
I'm out.
I know how I didn't make it over the wall there.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I know how I didn't make it over the wall there
Let's crack.
So I'm gonna go into the bush.
I'm thinking...
I don't know why I hit him.
Your gun has been destroyed.
The rally has been swing.
I don't have TP team, care.
If Corky comes here, I'll upgrade to Abyss.
We got him, he's nothing.
Hello!
I'm available, I can just overkill.
We can die.
I think I'm dead.
top seriously
I really like comfort but I do
Maybe I'm popular opinion but I think it's better than Kuroph upon the one.
But Bows, Tyloong is so cool.
I can't miss anything.
that one is handsome hahaha
the two are high
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
haha
haha
haha
haha
haha
haha
haha
I'm doing this my way
I was gonna keep pushing.
I'm broke, I'm broke.
We're just bored we have up here, we're gonna see everything.
They're getting off of it, push the fight.
I could win for Blitz cause he's 1k gold on this guy.
Big.
Hello!
Come on guys, lock in, move in this.
I ganked on them.
The Krags? Hit him Krags, hit him!
Fuck.
I should have bought Hextech alternator, would that have worked?
Yeah, it would have, fuck.
Not bad, we're getting some shutdowns.
Winning fight.
Kaling on 1k, Sylas got a lot.
I got a lot.
This is a winning game
I don't think I beat Akali yet. I need four items level 16 if I want to beat her
Try try it though
Bro, why don't you keep running into me, like why do you...
Should we just let the inter die?
is hold the base, hold the base, never give up
We have one more wave for item.
Got it.
You guys hold mid, I hold the cauldron, okay?
Guy, I can't hold her.
They broke through.
Yeah, go in and get one shot, I don't know why we're spamping if you go in.
Oh, it was the Scythe, so he was pinging, he was supposed to go get out, so he baited
me to engage so we could lose earlier.
It's part of him.
All double games, connections, this is a high IQ game.
I
Calp ring
Ah, Jesus, this is hard.
You can win like a cup, you can win a medal, you can win a ring, even like basketball
I think it is, and then you can win a point.
I'm one away, it's probably not a point, it's like trophies.
It's tinsel or trophy.
Penent. Penent. Thank you guys.
I
Airplane
Let's rock and roll.
nice all the snipers in this one who writes first Kain, Sion or Nami who's
gonna write in all chat first
hey my client crashed my client crashed
They are so shameless, they are so shameless, like how can this even be allowed, they are
in the stream, right now watching.
No shame either, because they know no one's gonna do shit about it.
Well, I will show no mercy.
I was really about to go in, I didn't have a passive.
are you gonna be at the boss of us viewer and then by Doran's humble sound?
oh my god I mistimed it
Well, I inted my solo kill.
I can't really make it crash
Here comes the punchline!
Worth.
Ah, that's not worth.
Oh every game 10 fucking viewers man I've gone back to Master Ido.
I'm back to Master.
Back to this Ido guys.
We're in for a rough next few months, like I've ever seen in front of me.
Unlucky, like of course this guy is going to be here.
Of course, he will a bit.
It's fine, still winnable, never give up.
I think I'm dead.
You're such disgusting clowns, both of your clowns.
Isn't that embarrassing?
I'm close.
Report Kaden, I see B.A.
You are such a freak Drago, you are such a freak.
He waited, bro, this guy is, bro, this guy.
He waited on purpose out of Q, waited for me to Q up, so he could get in the same game.
Yeah bro.
You are just bad, Joe Aval.
Oh my god!
Dude, get this fucking guy out of my games.
You know I have the power to permaban him, not permaban, but I have the power to fucking
get him out.
I have the power to do it.
Like obviously.
I haven't like this fucking snitch to riot about it because I don't believe in that type
of stuff.
But I might just do it on the rival alone.
Because he's a genuinely freak.
how the fuck did he live this fucking biscuit
I don't care
It ran out
I don't know what's the beef with me boss I don't like you like the other three
Let's get to the fun part.
Is Roya trying to convince the world that he's not stream sniping?
That's the world we're living in.
Easy, he's the victim here guys.
Roya is the victim. Never forget.
This poor, this poor man.
This poor, poor guy, oh no.
Oh no.
this poor guy
i'm accusing him of sniping but he's not sniping
I don't need a plan.
I don't need a plan.
Stop stream sniping me balls. I will mug you on your own up and take all of the house from you.
If someone actually has statistics on how many games I've played with Joao in the last
4 months, bro, I'm not even kidding, it's 30% of my games, it's probably 30% of my games,
I've all been with him.
On stream, I've played with Joao 30-40% of my games.
It was fun at first! It was fun!
Bro! I had this guy in my games every single time.
He's fucking ghosting probably, but who the fuck cares? Everybody ghost.
But after 4 months of playing probably 300 games with this guy,
it just gets boring, you know?
It just gets boring.
Oh my god!
Bussy you need to move to Nara and get Challenger there to escape these freaks.
Even the real messy move to Nara okay for real for real.
for real for real
he's right
for real for real
how often do you play with him on stream?
how often do you think I play with him on stream?
It starts with fucking CRO.
Never once interact with drywall stream, not once.
30% of my fucking games, like...
He's so dedicated to this fucking shit, he's so dedicated.
Like, I get it if he streams sniping, and I get versus you a few times,
but he's so dedicated, it just gets annoying at some point.
You didn't mind when he was Kermit?
Like, Kermit is good at the game.
And he's on ghosting.
And he didn't do it for 400 games straight.
And of course, Nami's viewers are fucking old leaf and this guy, so they're not gonna
have FF.
This game is over.
The game is over.
They're not gonna have FF though.
We're in this for the entire road.
We're playing this one out.
Oops
In your last 80 games you got three games with your hour and four games with the ultra instinct
You are just illusional at the boss of us
bro you are so unserious I have streamed for two hours in the last two
weeks yeah it's fucking hard for him to bro I have played I have played 90% of my
games of stream in the last two weeks I don't fucking stream anymore cuz I get
so tilted but you don't get it you don't get it I can't even go on stream
when I get in fucking tilt and seeing this fucking guy
I should play streamer mode
that would only save everything
I don't have to see his fucking name
Can you hide the Q?
What do you want me to do?
They see when I get off, they see when I get off, when I finish my game, obviously.
And then, what am I supposed to do, wait 15 minutes, between each game?
What, play two games a stream?
Like I have people all in the stream that I have them on friend list.
matter of fact I can't even see your hairline sir like the I have people in
the stream that have them on friend list like ultra instinct and all these guys
right and they tell me they tell me like oh you got into game oh they went off
Q oh you got into champ select okay they all ended their queue
Bows come discord after if you can prove I am ghosting I will purposely go out of my
way every time I queue to not getting game of yours again.
Yeah this for sure you can for sure prove that someone ghost by the way.
possible for sure
Your team has destroyed
Why not just stream with delay
He has destroyed and put in.
Let's get cracked.
Unstoppable.
If he has such a problem with it, why doesn't he stop sniping me like I don't get it?
What the fuck is the issue?
He has such a fucking problem, why are we still sniping?
Like bro, you can...
It's crazy stuff.
Crazy stuff.
I, I, I, I, it's, it's fucking bait to get him into discord, like he literally asked for discord call, that's for sure the entire game plan, right?
Like that is the game plan?
That is what he's going for, he wants fucking discord call, right?
I cannot give him that, can I give him exactly what he planned all along?
I will not give this freak what he wants
CHILLS
oh wait that doesn't work
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hi, Simon.
I work with statistics and spent the last week analyzing your league match history
from the past six accounted for MMR, queue timing, and matchmaking variants.
I found that a player named Jrow appears in 38% of your list should be originally prepared several graphs and models explaining the phenomenon.
But after further review I realized I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about and this is completely made up.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back to the base.
I'm just going to go back to the base.
Collector?
Nice!
Let's go!
Let's go discord with this freak.
this freak. See what he has to say. I'm genuinely curious what kind of person this is.
Make sure I don't leak his discord, then it's gonna be completely cooked.
He's not adding me back.
Oh, she barely added me.
Alright, here we go.
I told him to add them in.
More than six hours playing the game just to win two games by getting carried.
Well someone added me, I'm gonna assume it's him.
also another me I'm gonna assume it's him
hello hello are you are you exactly could you repeat that please I didn't hear
you. What's the beef that you have with me? Come on. Let's clear things up, because the
amount of people that have me, who arrest me, and to say that I see the, the all of, of
noxious stuff that I can show you actually, it's crazy. If you have such a problem with
Why do you keep sniping me?
That's sniping how man?
Do you know how many games I have?
Or no?
You are serious.
You're really serious.
No, no, no.
No, you are.
Are you serious right now?
You are not like what do you mean?
You are not sniping me really.
Bro, I'm not sniping you like what do you want me to say?
Like if I'm the same thing as you, if I have a lot of games, isn't it normal to be in the same queue?
You are not sniping me, draw. Are we are we going down this road? I
Know no, but can you prove it actually can you prove that I go study you in any game in any shaco game?
Can you prove that I go to you or no? You're you're throwing this like you're throwing
You're throwing this
Because if you want first of all, okay, you can't you can't prove it's only this goes thing
I don't even accuse you of
Bro, you don't understand, like your fanboy, listen, your fanboys go at me, say I shit, call me loser, tell me to buy in game, obviously, and you now are saying that you don't say that I shit or what?
Bro, you are serious, I tell you, you stop sniping me, you say that you're not sniping me, do you want to back to my streams?
my stream? No, I streamed for the last four months with you in my game, half of the games.
What are we talking about? Yeah, because we play in the day. Like, what do you mean?
Oh, because we're in the same... Okay, okay, okay. You're serious. You're serious. No,
no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait. Don't you queue up with the same players as well? Like, not
only me, but other players. Don't you get them in the same games? Or am I just in your
have or what no of course i get i get i play with the same people all the time
yeah they watch your point or you you're kidding me no i'm not kidding you like what's your
point then if you queue up with the same people with the another people so they stream snacky
with well or what no i don't accuse other people yeah why don't you accuse them all the time i don't
I don't accuse them of strings, I accuse you.
Yeah, why specifically?
You're in half a package.
Yeah, because I have a lot of games.
Because you have a lot of games.
And then when I cue off-stream, all of a sudden, you'll never show up.
I've never watched you off-stream.
No, okay, that's a lie, by the way.
I did play with you at night.
Like, I remember you killing it.
Okay, okay, well it's more than zero
Yes
What do you mean?
No, no, but now now can you can you prove that in every shaco game?
I go to be not every in any
Taco game that I go to the or what?
But you you are so unserious
Imposable to prove that someone is ghosting
No, but it's what you say like what do you mean you say that I'm a cheater
I'm gonna show you are if you're if you're okay, okay, if you're open it's nice. Yeah
Okay, what do you mean by openly sniping you by the way
Let me just put this fact
In every game we play, I don't go like this stupid game, which he was win trading by the way, by letting you leave, and go typing for you in chat, I don't do that.
Like what do you mean by stream sniping you? I don't type to you in chat.
Bro, I just didn't know that you were in game because it was funny. It was nothing to you, I was just referring to Jack.
You're queuing into me on purpose, you're doing...
No, I'm not! Bro, I have more games than you! What do you mean? I'm queuing him to you in on purpose!
Oh my god, there's no way you're like denying this! It's like so obvious!
No, no, no, no! But how do you see... Why do you think it's obvious with the other players that queue with you?
This old guy, the giga sniper that you hate because he's like fucking your game up, right?
I have played with he's a stream sniper that you even called him a stream sniper
I have played with him
I didn't say he was stream sniper by the way
I said he was wing trading it's different
Which I thought it was because he let you live
Just that
Yes, whatever
You understand that everything has the logical explanation, right?
No, there's no logical explanation
in fact I played with you
I played with you
80% more times than any other player
how is that local?
how is that live?
how is that live?
bro, you want me to go to subcpt and put all my games and tell him
go and find me the top games
and we will see
it's like 20
it's like 20 by the way
bro
I have like
1.10k games I think
I play with you 20 out of 1.8k
Well, you are out of your mind
No, you are maybe I just traumatized you or some shit with my shake off
You traumatized me. No, you didn't traumatize me. I played I played this game every single day
I play more than you
Only one name keeps appearing and it's you
They play every day, they don't show up every day.
Like you don't, like this doesn't make any sense, numbers on that up.
How can I play with you every day and I don't play with you every day?
No, but I play more than you, I play more than you, I have more level than you on League, like what do you mean?
Bro, you don't even listen to me.
You're not listening to what I'm saying.
Bro, there's challenger players, there's ground-master players who play the game every day.
I play the game every day, you play the game every day, you're trying to get something that you play more.
sure bro you play a little bit more congratulations that doesn't matter
these people that play the team every single day i don't play with them every
day i don't they show up every other day every
third day you on the other hand you're there every day no matter what
it's okay it is not reasonable to to think
that you're not sniping like you're obviously sniping otherwise you wouldn't
be there all the time like that's the thing
all the time listen that's the thing it's not all the time it's not every day
let's go with the facts how many games did we get together yesterday okay what
are you talking about yesterday I for the last two weeks I've been a challenger
And you've been master. I've checked your rank. No, I have my reasons. What do you mean?
You should be low master and I've been master. So the last two weeks you haven't been able to bro go back one month
Like you're taking one specific date and be like oh how many times have you played against me yesterday?
I think I got songs before we knew by the way like you are the low master here, okay?
I'm not the low master. Okay, and let's go back one month. No, let's go back
Before the rank reset, when we just say Milo, you would play every single day, no matter what.
No, no, no. Wait, that's the time when I started learning Shaco Soup, by the way.
And I guarantee you that if it were more games, you would have remembered, by the way.
I'm not joking. Maybe it was one week before the head set or something,
Where our hang match and we start to play together because our hang match
Like it's not
Only you though never one bro. No
That's selective memory balls. That's selective memory. Okay, baby. Just remember me. There's no way you actually denying you're
sniping me
Like I'm not sniping you oh
Oh, okay, okay.
You say that you get with the same players as well, right?
Yes, I play with many people many times, yes.
Yes, yes, so I can probably be sure that I'm not the one you play the most games with, by the way.
No, please check that.
No, no, because I don't remember you being the one I played the most, to be honest.
In the past four weeks, any random person has one to five games played together.
So a random person, I would have played together with one to five times.
Joavo has 21 games. So we played with each other 21 games.
Yeah, 21 out of how many? 200? Is that a lot?
We played 21 games in the past four weeks.
Yeah, because our tank always matched, no?
Oh, because our rank matched. Bro, you are so fucking...
Bro, what's the point in arguing this? We played 20...
Like, you can't even talk, like you just go speech-long.
games in four weeks and any other person I played one to five games with the
average person I play with in my rank that I played with is one to five times
you have been 21 times okay yeah yeah so let me let me explain like you are a
solo queue grinder like me right like you play a lot of solo queue and yeah
Yeah, so you should know that there are solo queue cycles, like imagine that you queue up at, for example, 2PM.
And the games are almost all the same length.
So you end the game, I end the game and maybe we just match the cycles.
Wrong.
I don't know.
You understand what I said?
You're saying nothing, you're just saying words.
There's nothing that explains that you having 21 games with me in the past four weeks
Like you just got outed for street for sniping me like the fact that you're still denying me denying it is just pathetic
So if you deny it, so if you deny sniping me when I've now proven it that means
Maybe I was the person with the most games
On the path to weak like maybe I was the one who played the most. What do you mean?
You're clueless if I play better if I play the most game in the lot
Everyone out of everyone on solo queue. Maybe I was the one who played the most
That's why I'm the one where's more games with you. But what I mean because our our hey
Oh my god, you won't even have to talk even if you play more than everyone else
bro everyone in grandmaster challenger is playing 10 hours a day I play 10
hours a day what even if you played fucking 14 hours a day doesn't matter
like what are you talking about if you get that's not true that's not true by the
way that's not true yes it's not because you can go you can go on the on the
time flutter and you will see that it's only a few people that have more than maybe 1.3
K games by the way like what do you mean?
Go on the ladder, no, let's go on the ladder, check if a lot of people have more than 1.3
K games.
Do you have 1.3 K?
No, I am like 1.8, it's like I'm just going on the low, you know?
Yeah, I know not every people is a week like me.
I play with Agri in three times, I play with you 21 times.
Yeah, because you are the wheel, and he's like, thank well, like what do you mean?
I can check a grandmaster player as well.
Look, this guy, he has one.
I'm checking, I've never seen his name in my life.
I've seen you 21 times in the last four weeks, 21.
Yeah, you say that you didn't, but here it comes, the selective memory.
Maybe you didn't, and you don't remember.
No, you're getting exactly what you want now, you're getting exactly what you want.
You get the fucking, yeah, you...
Bro, bro, you think that...
You get that handshot, you want, I'm falling for it, I get it, you got it, you won't, you won't, finally.
Okay, but do you think that all the games we played, the end goal was for a tandem out of those 20 games for me to be in a cult with you, like, are we serious? Or what?
I don't know, you're lying, but I don't know what you're saying, I don't know what you're saying, I don't know what you're reasoning is, but you've gone and been in my games for a few weeks, it doesn't make sense, the numbers, so why are you getting in my games all the time?
Like what's the reason for it? Is it that you're spamming game?
I don't know, it's just... it's... yes, I feel so, because I'm not sniping you.
You're not sniping me, you're not sniping me.
Okay, okay, okay, but this argument is kind of pointless, because it's my word against what you assume, right?
No, it's I'm losing it, it's not worse.
Okay, no, no, no, now let's go to the other side. Let's go to the part where you say that I'm ghosting
and I'm cheating. Can you prove that I'm ghosting and I'm cheating? Or what?
Well, I mean, you're denying that you're sniping and then I prove that you're sniping and then I
accuse you of ghosting and then I deny that you're ghosting. No, but you didn't prove anything.
So then I'm just gonna say ghosting as well. Like, why wouldn't I assume that? Why would I not
assume that? No. Okay, yes, but ghosting is something that you can go with in gameplay,
right? You can prove that a person is ghosting by gameplay or not.
Well, you can, you can.
What do you want me to do here? You want me to go over your gameplay and see if you're ghosting?
You want thousands of people to now check you play ranked game, bro?
No, no, I just want this witch hunt to stop. That's just that.
Or like the amount of people that gave me...
You're openly sniping me.
I'm gonna stream you're ghosting while you're at it.
No, no, no, no, no, you are restricting me. I'm openly sniping you
This guy showed up like twice every stream after like it doesn't make sense. I'm sorry
Now he shows up once every two so you never play with me on stream
And then you play with me 20 games that I played with you. We already went through that I played with you
What one game that I remember one the other ones, of course
Yeah, that that's I remember but in your head because you are too
Into the depth of the me sniping you you didn't even remember that game and you were saying that oh we never play together
Offstream but we did and maybe more games probably more games right because our rank match
But Joao I play more games off stream than I do on stream and you played on me with on the stream for
20 times in the last four weeks 20 times for last four weeks and you can remember one game off stream
How does that make sense? I spend games off stream. How can you make that make sense?
At what time of the day do you do that?
Is this random luck or what?
I don't know. At what time of the day do you do that? Do you play, do you spend your games?
Wait, what do you say now?
At what time of the day?
Yes, I wake up at 12 and I play until I go to sleep.
Like I play 11 hours a day and I stream late, you snipe me, I stream early, you snipe me,
I go off stream and I play off stream early games, you're not there, I play late late
night off stream, you're not there.
It's just a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence.
Yes?
You know, Joel, one way we can fix everything in the future, I'll give you this proposal.
We can stay friends on friend list.
And I'll see exactly what you're up to, bro.
I'm gonna retract my statement of you sniping me.
Okay?
Joel is not a sniper or a ghoster.
So you want me?
He's a fair player and he's very nice.
Let's keep each other on friend list and just have each other and then we can make sure
if you are like, yeah, I don't think you're a
but never okay, but that's just a trap. No, because like, if you do, if we do that,
then you will never queue or I think the problem wait, why is there a problem?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't interrupt me. I would never get in the same queue again.
And then after one month of us not playing because we now purposely know that we won't get to get in the same game,
you will say, oh, I was right, is that what's going to happen or no?
No, no, it will be, I will make it my purpose to always...
It's not a trap.
I will always make sure that I don't queue when you're queuing.
Like this is, I'm going to make sure that we're not going to be in the same game. That's fine, no?
Okay, so yeah, I don't mind it, but so that's not a trap, right?
I retract all my statements that you're a ghost, but don't unfriend me, okay?
Okay, sure. Like, I'm okay with that. I'm not going to buy you ingame.
I'm not sniping. Oh, okay, but one more thing. You will say that I'm one of the best players, okay?
Yeah, for sure I will, for sure I will.
Oh, you're being ironic now, like, come on!
Yeah, I'm gonna say you're one of the best players for sure, yeah.
You're not rage-baiting at all.
What?!
But that's not fair, no?
Like, I agreed with your, uh, with what you were saying, like, agree with me now?
Or no?
No, I don't agree, because I don't tell lies.
But you just did the thing with Wolter and Diver and whatever, like...
I take those things back
but don't unfriend me, I want to keep you on brand list and make sure
we stay away from each other.
Okay, but you should do
a folder, no?
Yeah, I will make a folder just for you.
Anything for you so you can get your stream attention over, buddy.
Oh my god, okay, that's really cringe, by the way.
If you're thinking that now, why did you agree to be on call leave?
I just can't hear what we're saying, no?
I just wanted to see if you were serious or not, and now I can tell you you're serious.
I can tell you you're rage baiting the entire time, but at least I got you unfriendly, and I can tell you what's up.
If you unfriend me, that proves that you're there to stream side me.
Okay.
Alright, deal.
Okay, that's a good deal.
Yeah.
Hey, take care, man.
It was fun talking to you.
Yeah, thank you, man.
Bye.
Bro, this fucking freak, man, I swear.
Perfect.
How do you make folders?
I'm not gonna give him the cloud time, it's gonna...
Don't queue.
We will just look at top GG.
Zhuao Smurf account incoming. Good luck, sir.
Alright, perfect!
Now!
This is great! Now I never get to see him again.
Wow, I got a game without Joao.
Life is good.
Like I can't believe this guy actually tried to argue that he's not stream sniping.
Like are these Summers like advanced rage-playing?
Because he sounded so serious in his, it is like, he sounded so serious.
He sounded so serious.
Bro, these Summers are crazy by the way.
If I talk to someone my own age, and I confront someone about something, you can like, usually if they're messing around,
like you can tell, like they would like be like giggling a little bit, having fun, but this guy was straight up serious.
He was like, what do you mean? Accusing me of stream sniping.
He said, crazy.
These rumors are advanced.
Justice for Juaul
An Ultra Instinct now
Do you get the... I got Juaul out of the way now it's Ultra Instinct
No, it's Ultra Instinct
Oh my god, you get me out of this fucking heal already
give me another server honestly
but guys honestly I'm happy you know I'm happy
I got to confront Joao now he's convinced that he's not sniping me I couldn't believe it
like I still think he is obviously I approve of it
but none of this matters I got him on my friend list
I told him if you unfriend me you're a ghoster if you keep me on friend list
We're never gonna play again, so it's great
This is great. I think I think this worked out fine
Now we just need to get ultra instinct out of here and then we have all the stream snipers and Ollip
Vyangle.
Another game is Viangle.
Look at this guys.
Look at this.
Someone send me this.
the boss of us four hundred sixty games
the world of twenty four ultra instinct one to
it's just
it's just
and he tried to convince people that he
the reason we play so much is because he's bad games
bro like
this is not a coincidence
i don't trust coincidence as
and the fact that the three hundred of these four hundred sixty games is
off stream
let me see you got the more i think about it the more crazy it is
i hope i got more friendlies now
oh this is not the play instinct
five percent you're delusional bro
stop stop stop stop stop stop don't don't take the side of you out
I won't get rich pay by you guys as well. I will not get rich pay by you guys too
Bows do I have to win one-on-one again to be unbanned Katarina am I accusing her of stream sniping? No
She's chill. Bro. We're chilling here
But I will not I will not let the
I
Bro, bro, it just gets me and he's just getting me riled up even thinking about it
You are not honest go to op can show us the reality instead of trolling and rage baiting
Stop stop stop
I'm doing this in my way
He's getting exactly what he wants. I would have stopped talking about it, surely
I killed the angle on this guy, that's really right.
24 out of 460, Luley.
Bro, do not bring this boy.
Bro, if anything you are stream sniping him, you have a higher percentage of your games
played with him than he does with you.
Delusional.
Check, check how many stream games.
Bro, I have 460 games.
I play 15 hours a day League of Legends off stream check how many games on stream
He's gone in my games
Dad then you will get the real scary numbers
This guy is dying.
He's gonna dive him again.
If he uses his Zed.
Comet, Gragas, Lull.
Oh
Hello seaman looking fine today pookie. Can you tell me a kiss?
Go to the state an innocent dad on stream in front of 20k people and accuse him of stream sniping
Justice for Churow, we are all churned out.
Have you ever been in a kitchen?
So do Bolo.
And there's the picture.
Go take.
Go hubris.
Are you going to confront Ultra Instinct 2?
yeah probably probably yeah like why wouldn't I he's another like those would be the two
stream snipers I would confront those are the only two people there's no other stream
sniper that stream snipers meet on a regular basis the only reason I haven't gone ultra
instinct is because I'm low either now he's challenge on master I wouldn't be surprised
I might take damage here, so much damage I might die.
Yo fuck, I'm trolling.
This is really bad.
I should have just let it crash into me.
i'm gonna stop reading chat to chat this unreal
it's actually tilting me
oh look grogis killed me he's obviously stream sniping galpin simon
every vying today has been lost
I have Katarina in the scene, nice
Ah, I'm gonna proxy
I'm not gonna die.
I'm gonna get you clear on the wave.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Am I dead?
Woohoohoo!
We outta here. Nice.
You can be careful now, if you want to do it it's hard, and I don't have ignite and flash, everything else is in there.
I'm not gonna press tab I still want to be in the delusion that I can win this game
I don't feel good going here, I feel you could be top.
time's through. LMK if you need more details.
Don't flash.
Gonna get you!
I'm gonna not.
Can I greet for the wave?
Yes! Ha ha! Got you!
Sit the fuck down.
Get out of here.
Big solo bowlo.
Chat, who cares? I retracted everything. I retracted everything.
I said, Joao is not a stream sniper and he never goes to that. I literally said it.
We agreed to this, but he's gonna keep me on friend list, so I will never have to interact with him again.
We're all good.
Guys, we're good.
Why are you so chillin'?
And then he's all saying, you need to say I'm the best player in the world.
I mean guys guys like at that point like are we seriously still believing this kid?
We're still believing this kid. He's like, oh guys, guys
You guys still back in this game, it's crazy
He's gonna ult him for damage
he's in the middle
i see an aphelion behind me
so it will be scary
fuck, so close
I hope my Alistar, my savior.
Thank you.
Uh oh.
Oh no, I didn't get in the bush anything, now my shield top is tier 1 for 1, it's pretty
It's pretty good.
Did they ward here? I don't think they actually warded.
They're gonna look here.
We still have a typical shield.
Ride all of that much.
I'm gonna fail that ward now.
Oh
Gragas you literally saw me worried that by the way you literally saw me worried
I'm going to swiftness this game, I'm going to swiftness this game, I'm going to swiftness
game always with us I'm pretty fed like maybe I can carry but the promise we're
done to Braggans and I have to go top lane to kill the Braggas
I'm getting bomb-bun
I forgot he has reset
It's rough
I like how did this how did this come who even did this come team or jungle
Kalista mid lane, Katta bot, like surely we're supposed to end the fight top, if we swap top jungle, ADC mid, we would have a good comp, but we all swish fucking roles.
I'm coming, we can fight her, this is winning.
Nooo, fucking Bobo.
I missed that.
this game is not winning this game is just not winning is it
I'm fed but it doesn't really matter like well maybe I can carry
and has tab by upgrade, but I still very weepers as man.
Nice.
I'm gonna die.
Hello.
Hello!
Should be dead too.
Render!
Oh, he has step-stands.
He's gonna kill us all, guys.
guys we cannot by the way it's fake objective
we're all gonna die
Kalista we need your damage
Kastadin is coming we're all dead
No, get out, get out, get out!
What a real objective!
All of a sudden this game is actually kinda winnable.
This is really good.
Sometimes you gotta make a door.
My pink ward.
Oh ho ho ho!
Bam bam bam bam bam!
Huh?
Don't even think about it.
Oh ho ho ho!
Bam bam bam bam bam bam!
Huh?
Don't even think about it.
I don't even think about it.
Left right, good night, is what I say to the Gragas here, as I so much kill him.
coming
can kill
these troops actually do some damage
ah this is very very deep for the support
My bad.
Probably worth it if I didn't have this flash.
I'm feeling myself watching learn boys
I got two. Maybe going for the support was not worth it. I didn't know enough here.
We can fight these guys 3v4!
We can all fight it, abort.
Abort, ever offered life.
castle 16 gg, oh it's gonna be rough
I don't need to be down.
Snuck on a bease.
You want some of me? Are you casted in?
Ooh, this guy does that, Medj. What the fuck?
Getting a lot of armor as well.
She killed the Gragas. Yes on yes.
Gragas!
Oh my.
Oh
This year in a theater round
No, I'm sorry, I swear
Got him and we out I can come around I can come around there's a war though
If I was ready there
Nice right next time
My god
I mean, I'm a little bit one-in-nine, but it doesn't really matter.
If I make one mistake, I miss one Q, I just get one shot, because of my build.
I'm glad I'm scannin'.
Oh, I didn't pot, oops.
Think they have wards.
Oh shit, oh shit, shit, shit!
Help me.
He's like so forced I just run Teemo, let the interest in't.
He's hitting stealth. Hang on a second, let him cook.
Teemo, if you got this, if you get this...
Oh!
My god.
You are kidding me.
I think I'm dead.
Oh, I cancel mount, though.
Oh, I got him anyway.
Big!
Big!
Big!
Now we went back into the E Splash.
Team and Smittyfing, if I get the subs. Much love, much love. Appreciate it.
We might even be able to contest the dragon now, with these two being dead.
I saw a swiftness boots for what though?
Essence Reaver for more damage.
The best item is DD.
I got DD.
Feels like we're just getting fucked.
No FF.
I can't they're gonna end the game by the way I don't even death this
I did six blows of damage, it doesn't matter, it's a GG.
Oh well
Can't win every game
Can't win every game
Today I couldn't win any game
Danzi love you my goat
You are the greatest top laner even existed
So many time nerfed by Riot and still managed to be the best
We Danzi
Hope you having a more day balls one more one more one more
What oh
All right, he's not queuing he's not queuing all right. I tried to get him there, you know, I tried to get him try to get him
I'm actually leaving I tried to trick him
I lost about 300 LP today, shit happens, it's been a rough day, it's not in any wins
today.
But oh well.
Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
Hopefully tomorrow we can win more.
Tomorrow I'm getting hard-stead buffs, so that would be nice to try out.