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Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, guys?
What's up, what's up?
Maroon Monday!
Woo!
Maroon Monday!
Wooo!
Quarter, Fanger the Sub.
Appreciate it.
I'm gonna leave Queen open, if they pick Queen I go Rammus.
I've re-found my love for Rammus.
Went live right before I shut the PC off, feels okay man.
Slender man fingers up.
When did you wake up today? I woke up at 2pm.
It is cooked.
I think I sleep more during the summer than I do during the winter.
Sleeping during the summer is so nice.
Is it also very hot?
Last few days in Sweden, it's insanely hot.
It's like a volcano man.
I think yesterday we had 25 degrees, bro.
It's insane.
Also pasta bolognese. I didn't have pasta bolognese, but actually today I had meatballs with pasta.
Maroon Monday equals Best Monday.
you
Yeah, let's do this.
I'm gonna do the level one strategy and connecting is very strong early game at least a lot stronger
than Gragas.
See if I can force a wave to crash.
it's gonna be winning for me
Boars and Gragas sitting in a tree, farming is free, Renekton is 0-3 by minute 3.
Ooh, got the Rives! There we go, great!
Great, great, great, great. Now a much bigger wave will crash on my tower, it will be a lot harder to farm, especially with Gragas.
But, at least the wave will crash on wave 2 instead of wave 3.
No, but look at the wave, this is not bankable.
Maybe.
I lost a lot of minions for this and he got the kill.
Not great for me, but I guess it's a win overall.
I think I can get this crash off pretty easily.
The way is way too big for him to contest.
If I can get the wave, I have lost chapter, got the plate, got the wave, and I'm B.
Wow, I got that.
This worked out pretty good.
And this is my favorite trick to do in Top lane right now.
When I'm playing this week, early game setup with all the Dorans,
and enemy is playing a strong early game champion,
but it has to be a melee. You can't do it versus rain champions.
Which is the favourites Darius, Renekton, Trinamere.
Doing this strat is actually very very good.
Basically, deny them completely.
Any chance of killing you in the first two levels.
And I'm just gonna beat them. I'm strong now.
Oh my god, it is rough for him.
Let's get out of here.
scale him down
when Doris helms into nul magic mental
he's only gonna bother
so he's way too tanky
all of this is your silence
Gormin is bot shouldn't my silence take all of this can drag us take undercamps not
really right.
and now you are free to take a gank mid
go on mid
Yeah this gank is not gonna work.
Just everything.
I know where I kill him.
I can't long
You also have to ult, so you can be careful
Probably lose
This is TP.
I'm going to proc-G.
Garmin is nowhere close.
Proxy one more, into B.
I'm so dead, bro.
Billion, help me!
I just fucking tear two buses through Nekton
Ugh, that's horrible death
Absolutely horrible
Maybe I'll cap some of this cause Nekton went full tank so he doesn't have a long way to go
I'm going to miss clan on the 2nd
has been slain. And anyway has been slain.
That is aggressive
And I can even touch me
I feel like he's so weak with this build.
He spent 2400 gold on useless stats
Fucking mercs to you not
I guess he just died here
Yes, flash so I gotta watch out for that
I cannot run, he is going to miss all of this.
Oh, come here, come back here, come back here.
I don't want to blow
fuck
please don't come in
I didn't go for me
I'm gonna go both here. It's like the right way
you
Honestly dive angle
I don't know Kata, I don't know bro.
Use place the barrel onto her dagger and then she can't reduce her dash.
of an Alistar here.
I think I might be able to get him.
On this.
Nice.
Gonna be here, got this fan.
What are you runes?
Storm Raiders, Manaflow, Band, Transcendence, Gathering, Storm, Triple Tonic, Medical Footwear,
Ability Haste, AP, Scaling Health, every single rag of Scaling, no matter what, except
if you're under
Come back here
You're locked in another champion
I have full tear too, would you look at that.
when he gets one little hit here
think you win?
boom! come on guys
Come on, what are we doing?
I'm dead.
Oh, he doesn't know her.
Let's get out of here.
Go to your exterminator, my dear.
So what is your guy's opinion on moon 5
Shout out alanas
bells
Why am I inting for an Alistar?
Why am I inting for an Alistar?
113 gold as well
Oops
Oh yeah
I don't really follow the World Cup
I'm not trolling any games at all.
Every game.
Only good picks.
Sciongragas.
You know.
I've climbed a lot of LP in the last few days. I'm going for challenger again.
I'm almost there.
But we need this drake, guys. I don't know why we're dead for the dragon.
Ah, why are we stillless?
I'll take it. Thank you.
I could Herald here, drive it to mid lane, get one tier 2 and one tier 1, it's pretty
good herald value. I gotta get out of here. I'm getting out of here. I feel like every
Everytime you take herald once it's already crashed enemy always is able to kill it.
I don't know if you just die.
I'm out.
Cable shafted here, hashtag ichi.
Are you from Japan?
in trying to get into Japan to us my little straight now
I mean this is just horrible we're in thing
We're gonna lose the game.
Locke is not there.
I can't move!
I can't move!
I'm CC stun Locke for 10 seconds.
I can't move! I'm CC stun lock for 10 seconds!
Man, I just died respawn want to die it again and then respawn and die it again.
Actually giga from.
I go bot now, back to...
Back to the fundamentals.
We're starting Baron. We're starting Baron.
We're starting! Just get the fuck out! No!
Remember, Shad, Baron is a fake objective. You should never, ever, under any circumstances, do it.
Through.
You can start doing it at 30 minutes, 30 minutes forward it's acceptable, only in a few scenarios.
Where's Rektoroni? He went for red buff.
Yeah, I don't know, probably she's running to mid, I should probably just hold my ground
on bot lane.
It's hard.
Reckon R.
Nice.
Maybe enemy is doing a baron throw now.
Let's see if my theory stays true.
Any Baron equals lose.
Yep, yep.
And now it's our turn to do the Baron and if we're the ones that can die.
Stop with the Baron, Joan!
with the Baron. Oh my god. Oh my, he's soloing it. Bro, you can't solo with the Baron.
Alright, let's throw the game. We'll even have a smite.
I'm gonna have to ulti Jarvan
Oh my god, I got it
Kill them!
Nice
We have a little bit of a cheat code cause we have yon on the team
Like yon Yasuo obviously is gonna mend it
Still man this burn buff is the amount of games I've been from because of this season
it's insane.
I should've flashed.
Not bad.
It's not bad though, it's not about the key flash for Drake, because his Drake is side
Nice.
Wait, how the fuck did we die?
Wait, how did we die?
We're gonna lose Drake again.
I am so confused.
How do we all die?
I miss my Q.
What is happening?
What is happening?
Like I don't get it, it's the second time we just died before drake.
I mean, this is gonna be impossible down there like.
Katarina has a jack so she's so tanky.
I better go back to split pushing
I still beat Renekton
They they they they I'm coming
Might be good
Nice!
Oh, get him, Jin!
Alright, nice.
Get him, Jin!
Alright, nice.
See you, Jin.
Stake the inhibitors, if you look you're trying to end, we don't need to but we can.
oh my god we win this game i would have lost my mind
With the power of my room 5 and Adam Levine, nothing can stop me.
Oh my god, it was reckless! I had reckless in my team.
No way. The one and only.
Of course, we're gonna win then.
Me and Reckless never lost together.
Dude what the fuck, level 2108, yeah.
Check out Reclases level, 2245, Reclases is the only person I've seen who level mocks
I'm such a nerd
I'm such a nerd all these days
to sit inside and play league
like c'mon bro
c'mon bro
Your level is higher than your LP, yeah I'm gonna change that.
worlds watch this what theme should I go with my team today feel like for the last few times
I say the best players let's go with the all EU team all western team yeah
El Goya is great.
I'm going with El Goya.
Doublelift, Bjergsen, cheers.
I did two options though, damn, I'm going to go Hansama, I have to take this team, I
I go kaiser and then a top laner less than three
What there's a guy called warlock I'm going with warlock. Holy chills
Am I winning wars with this team?
Group stages
We lost, we just don't.
Yeah, yeah, never mind.
Looks like you need Koreans to win worlds.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Echo.
Echo.
What?
Jungle mid that is human, that is quite recent.
This is obvious but I don't know, I can't.
Silas, right.
Magic and Steam guide me.
Sorry, sorry.
Lilia.
You.
Magic and Steam Dark Beed.
The fuck is that voice?
What the fuck? I did not expect that. I thought it was a girl.
What is that? Blitzcrank?
That is not Blitzcrank. Is that Blitzcrank's voice?
Who's noise sound like this?
That's Poppy.
Keeper's verb, I guess, is alright.
Yeah.
Two swords.
It could be a duel, like Fiora, it could be Shaco, Jonor, yeah, Jon.
It's bewitching something, something.
Casio Peja.
You're watching Casio Peja.
Do do do do do.
Loser turns versus bird ends.
How well did the messio bleed perform?
We lose this game 32 minutes long
I was probably inting like 1, 6, 0, 3, 8, 3, 4, 9, 4, I can figure it out, 2, 7, 2, 2, 7,
two. Loser Thones won this game. Hell yeah. Let's go. Huge win.
How about some eddy meddusen on today's stream b?
Eddy meddusen on orders.
Hey, please play Locke. The champion is meant for you and you are mid lane.
All of them play that champion. No way.
No way I'm playing Locke.
The champion doesn't have good wave clear right?
I feel like the champion doesn't have good wave clear.
He has good.
But is it better than APR Relia wave clear?
Yes, kappa, kappa.
You know what is your team comp?
that was really really good here, like insanely good, silly one
and they picked singed, i counter twenty of their champions
this is great
war's proxy level 2 lock go practice tool
to list the mid lane
what the hell is this?
what the hell
seven million points on bellicose
what?
the way is always the same
as you probably heard my team, i'm very weak early compared to Kalista
care
level 9 i can carry
I'm not sure what's happening.
What?
Where is her health bar?
Am I going 0-20 this game? I need to get a few levels. Then it's actually free. It's
It's just the early game though, it's hard.
I'm very squishy.
Top in, may dead.
Okay, I'm gonna try and catch this wave on the tower without dying
Let's get it for see
Yeah, RQ is doing some serious damage, I'll be.
his pop is still invading my jungler
I can't, I'm just gonna be for lost chapter.
I stay, so I'm probably gonna die.
Big damage.
When I die to one Q first, I need to be...
Let's get out of here. I'm gonna miss an entire wave. That's his life.
oh my god she is from top leona from the lane poppy from bot like I'm getting
sandwiched like crazy
I'm in with the manna now she'll be able to farm us now
Oh my god, this Poppy has nothing but invader in this game.
Oh my god.
Happy Maroon Monday balls, how do I get a perfect record against Faker like you?
Hit the Nexus.
Yes.
I'm telling you, I get level 9 I can carry.
I can never kill.
fuck
fuck
should probably be in tipi, two more levels
Holy fire, everyone is on fire, it's going to be a hard game.
nice we should not try and make plays on her not until level 9 I don't think but I guess
that only work is they both flashed on me
I don't think I can get to the bottom of this.
I'm pretty sure I can.
I have it, we should win from now on.
I can't react to that.
I probably shouldn't move from mid lane, I should stay mid lane.
should be good
oh i meant to slow
fuck
bro this fucking poppy if i didn't slow
if i didn't speed bard instead i hit my slow on poppy
i think she would have died
fuck
up
What is happening on bot?
Why there? Did she miss her Q?
Did she miss her Q or something?
This will be a hard game to win.
I'm going to go top air.
Yeah, I don't really know if I should be toppling here. It's just really awkward.
If I go under my tower I will get the old...
That's life I guess.
of
way she hits this i'm misclicking my abilities a lot
Oh, my god
I'm gonna TP here, maybe my ulti will come in handy
I should never have fought this game cause it's always winnable with Scyllian or whatever
Let's get him out.
Team don't wanna win, we don't have to win.
Again, looking cute today, bouncy.
Which item do you take on him as a port, Gragas, I always take the gain movement speed and
heal when you slow or CC someone
it's like the most boring one but
i found it's the best one
you had it
Install the new camera, shall I bring out my new camera?
I bought two, one says full HD, one ADP video calls, the other one is 4K, 4K is better
than one ADP right?
But the 4K one was cheaper than the other one, how can it be cheaper when it's better
quality why did you play 20 hours of arena of stream and just four hours of
sonic in stream what you think i played 20 hours of arena of stream bro what do you
You think I don't have a life?
Did you see Dorian's Gragas, Dorian's Gragas?
It's criminal stuff, it's actually criminal stuff.
Dragos looks good, Dragos is good, we will lock it in.
And whatever I told you, you look like Anselotti, Brazil's coach for the world championship.
Brazil's coach for the World Cup.
I don't know, I just don't.
Shed, why does no football players wear glasses, I swear.
Contact lenses.
I guess the glasses could like, yeah, fall off, and then he would like not see anything.
Edgar Davis.
Holy, holy.
Look at this shad.
This guy, this guy represents me, I can relate with this guy.
I think the most important thing here is to never let him stack me with his passive.
So he's gonna hit me with his first point of his Q and then his second point should
never hit.
And then if he ever is in on me I have to insta E the E so he doesn't get two altos
off.
Oh, this is a mistake.
Steve will always win Trace cause Doran's gotta get my lost chapter.
If I use my E, I can easily get doved.
Scary.
Probably for potions.
Okay.
Probably for potions.
Yeah, every time I go in without seeing his eye, he will always just kill me.
it's actually rough
I'm gonna base here
somehow I'm up in CS and I have
I quest on performing well at all
Oh
Wow okay like
You get the first guy to push the wave for you, then it doesn't work, send in the other guy, classic fucking mid lane.
I'm dead, I'm trolling so hard.
oh echo got my little chapter now
I need to stop anything like this.
Top lane is a lot easier to outplay jungle game, but in mid lane you actually have to
reward for it, otherwise you just get fucked.
I'm really far behind this game.
I'm gonna see Rex I assume
run amid
I hit.
Nice.
One stack of bark soon
What is that, Sinst?
What is that?
What kind of gank is this?
You think fucking everything and still failing?
Oh man.
I prefer it than...
OHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, why are you recalling in my face like this?
You're never going to react.
You're never gonna have the time to react to my flight combo, mmm.
That is disrespectful.
I've already got the plate.
I'm keeping the tower, I don't want to tip it to minion, Rek'Sa might be camping.
Janna mid, half the wave and get out, do I ever gank here?
Okay, we got Zengs dead.
No, no way I can gank Zengs when he has ulted.
Oh
Zedra's doing
bruh i am getting bullied hard this game by the way i am getting so fucking bullied
What?
He's fucking over.
Thank you, Gragas.
Shut up, Diego.
My god.
Oh my god
I don't want to go after the game
Oh my god, these guys... oh here comes the syrch, get the syrch in the game as well!
Here it comes!
Hello!
Mid lane is so fucked. Oh my god. I am not going here anymore
There's 20 people on my screen everybody's flashing for me everybody's ulting for me like
I guess I'm going top lane.
Nice.
Get to play lane where they won't get flashed on every minute.
Smite actually we play a ball now
I didn't make the E, oh no way, I'm not gonna make the procs now
Alright
Sometimes failures in life could lead to the better, you know?
Think about that.
Gonna get all in, should be okay.
and the Rylai so it doesn't have a lot of damage
I can maybe TP both here if they need me, but is this gonna be okay?
Nice.
This game is free win.
I'm gonna look for solo kill on Singed now when he doesn't have R.
I'm coming here, go on the demo.
where the cinch?
get off of me, get off of me
easy
I got hit, I might be able to play it.
Ah, I'm trolling.
Actually waited till he lost vision.
If you E into Rek'Sai when he's in his under form,
he will win the W vs E war.
And you will be knocked up and he will cancel your E.
So what I should have done is actually waited till he lost vision of me.
This is probably still marked
Not bad
play this, I'm here
So Rek'Sai is OP counter to gragas toplane.
Ah, not really. Rek'sai top doesn't really work.
I'll try and kill him.
It's harder.
Don't ever fight Ekko if you fall below half health.
Like here he just one shots me, Ekko one shots people on low health.
But I'm gonna get my ulti ever soon, guys will leave their low cooldown, people don't expect it.
Wow, I was standing on top of his R location.
But I had no idea because I didn't have vision of him.
Wow.
Stop it!
Do the baron! Time to do the baron guys!
Good luck, you're all gonna die and then I'm gonna get tinged.
I'm typing to fucking 8rocks and I die for it, my bad.
And then they're gonna start Baron and I'm gonna clean up and kill everybody
This is a great play for my team here to all die here to bait enemy into doing Baron
But enemy is smart they're not starting Baron
Let's get his body started.
I'm trolling here a little bit
There is a nice ult there, nice ult
carry POV, who's carrying? my entire team is dead guys, who's carrying me?
I wish
get the rexite please
Oh shit, we're in trouble.
this is bad
I'm racing
We got the drake as well, massive.
I'm on it.
Rixx's bot anyways. I feel like I can play aggressive here.
Oh boy.
it's scary to play without flash on gragas
My whole team is seeding.
I defend this.
Just won't know, I wouldn't have thought.
GG.
Rex I'm on the 9.
Singed in my lane 20 times, Atrix doesn't do shit about it. It is what it is.
Holy balls GPQ today, come one with one.
This guy was so dogshit, actual terrible player, come one with one with me, please.
What's shant?
You can choose.
Pico hashtag goat!
Oh yeah, you're the goat bro.
We are the greatest of all time.
His attack speed or depth is worse better.
Um, what the shoes, what the shoes?
It seems pretty good.
Do this!
I'm gonna hit him with the Screamy Gastril.
oh wow exhaust and ignite oh wow look at this guy you're totally gonna win bro
you're totally gonna win bro
You ready?
Watch this!
You ready?
Watch this!
You ready?
Where are you, where are you, man, play the game?
Shit.
Can't be missing.
What?
Can I go lock in?
This guy means business.
This is my power.
This is my power.
Okay, I got lucky this guy means business
Oh, look at that damage!
1-1 let me suck you a land.
2-2 let me suck you a land.
Three let me suck you a land minus four. Let me suck you a lamb
Minus five. Let me suck you a lamb minus six. Let me suck you a lamb minus seven
Let me suck you a land minus eight. Let me suck you a lamb minus nine. Let me suck you a land
If I can eat an oil pill him GG
F**k you, f**k, f**k!
I can't be missing these W's
Ah
Yes, yes, not my fault last game not my fault
is that the atrox the atrox wants to smoke as well are you are we serious guys guys we're
not serious are we like what is this humiliation kink these guys have
I will show you that perma eating waves and not clicking mid is worthless
whoa whoa here we go guys can't even make the mode correctly for fuck's sake
get the mode right first then you can teach me can you invite I messed up just give me
leader let daddy make Lobby
he does it
we see a messa boys been a while since the play this
This one I can be quite rusty on, but I will do my best.
He is the same rank as you in half of the games.
What kind of argument is this?
You think he's better player than me because he is my rank in half of the games.
Oh, we've been for real.
I can hit this elo with 100 games if I go on smurf.
Does that make me the best player in the world?
Does that make me better than brohand rank 1?
Because he has 10 times my games.
I guess before real
Little bit losing
My electric! Where did my electric go?
Proc, not surely, did. Yeah, before surely.
This is ignite.
I'm giga rusty on the champion
That was honestly kill angle if I play good.
guys guys you're the god thank you appreciate it
did you just hope I never get you again guys guys like come on this is
ridiculous this is ridiculous
but these people they keep flaming me in my games they keep saying oh you're
Are you inting me? Are you inting me? Stop inting my games!
And then we settle it. And both of them, they both admit defeat and they both call me the goat.
It is what it is guys. At least they have the heart and the good mentality to realize their mistake.
So we won't make this mistake again.
Oh my god!
Crut, crutonosre, with your bouse naked butt!
Oh my god!
with the mouse naked butt oh my god what the hell holy he's got how many
points is that five million points saved up
congratulations I gave you VIP you're part of the VIP number now
Congrats man
show us, Bashaad you think if one person redeems Baal's naked butt I'll show the entire stream
I will show him privately, he is part of the VIP members, VIP members gets an additional
show after the stream ends, a little extra.
Busser army sergeant Isaac Atkins stuns Mel B with big in AGT 2026
That has a very deep voice
And I'm from Lewiston, Maine, and I'm a Sergeant in the US Army.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you, thank you for your support.
So, you're out of the Army now, or are you still in?
I am not. I am on leave right now.
Wow.
I take a few days off to come here.
So, how long have you been in the Army for?
I've been in the Army for six years.
Okay, so tell us, why did you decide to come on the show this year?
Well, I sing in my car, basically that's my thing.
I sing in my car and I started posting about a year and a half ago.
And you know, it started making its way around, you know, my soldier started seeing it and
I would come to work and they'd be like, oh, sorry, I saw your TikTok.
Sorry, I saw your TikTok and I was like, oh, so are you singing this song?
I'm like, that's not me, I don't know what you're talking about.
But no, I'm really glad that they're actually, you know...
enough yeah fin
hell yeah
Wow
Put your loving hands out, baby
Not bad, you can do better than you can move
Put your loving hands out, darling
I need you, honey, baby
Time for more, be a man
Put your loving hands out, you want it, baby
All you need is your love, get to live again
You want it all, you want it all
He's good, he's good, he's not Adam Levine but you know he's good
like what is happening with this fucking meta guys
like. They have Sion Arelia, Sion goes bot, Arelia goes top, they have Kogma, Kogma doesn't
go bot, Kogma goes mid. We have Vayne, Casio, Gragas, Gragas doesn't go top, he goes mid.
The Casio doesn't go mid, he, she goes bot, and Vayne doesn't go bot, he, she goes top.
me has spawned
giga good matchup for you
I wouldn't say giga good
I really actually win versus win
I should lose in the cog
we probably won't add the lane assignments but that's okay
we're gonna be alright
Nice, used W before the wave crashes, so I don't have to worry about getting poked now.
Gonna get poked a little bit, not as much as I would have.
I'll show one Q instead of...
Take in the cannon, leaving I think.
I'm out.
me has been slain.
And now I have been slain.
Time to roll up the battle!
Oh, we have beef, we have beef in chat.
I guess he's recalling, nice I'm going to get my good reset as well, wow, didn't take
this reset, timer on Kog'maw that's a big mistake, big big mistake.
Mid laners, this is like a few times I see this where they hold 3 minions and then they
kind of like but he can't lane like he's half health with Doran's only if he
stays in this lane he will just die him him staying feels good in the in the
short run but in the long run this is gonna punish him
like in the long instead of losing three minions he's not gonna lose a whole wave
If you recalls like this, he's gonna do 3 melee's and 1 cannon.
Maybe gets the cannon.
Feel like I have to push to help Jarvan.
It's too far away from healthy.
Alright, go to the flush.
Let's get out of here.
Oh
I
What the fuck
What the fuck man?
He's getting slosed
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, I have top. What else the game has lost?
Can't.
Blitzkate is party started.
Owl.
This is damage.
I feel like I'm a free snack for Phil Lunt every time.
I can't run with that boots on so fucking slow
I never roll without boots guys, never roll without boots, what the fuck is this?
Nice gank.
And we killed Zion.
Massive.
We can back.
and ally has been slain
goodlide on him, i'm pretty massive now
fuck!
zoom
I'm gonna kill you
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
Zoom
Oh my god
I didn't see how he's right, damn
He's completely up there
No flash no flash go go go
I wish I could buy upgraded boots here I remember when used by Iolian boots on Gragas
Good times. There's no way they're better than Magic Plan these days. No chance.
Getting a little bit far on bot.
I can come there soon. Let's go to push.
oh yeah yes big
I think they're swapping putting sun here, sunsail now.
I can catch the wave and run.
I can play versus them on B2 easily, on mid, if we don't want to so far ourselves.
I'm going to sneak in a gank here, I don't even need me.
Don't get pushy
Oh my
They're so low, go kill them, kill them
oh yeah yeah there we go there we go that's him
Let's get his party snorkeling
I'm dead
No way
I'm trolling
This is my bad
Oh no way I'm g-
How am I giving?
How am I giving?
750 gold bounty
I'm 2 and 1
I'm 2-1 by the way
2 kills, one death
Seven out of fifty govante.
Now you gotta be fucking, you gotta be out of your mind.
Twenty-nine months same as twenty-nine kills this game, bossy.
play drake
i flashed for emcee
dont int before please
little ulti top so i mean
collection is bhours
It's got us digging a damage.
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna be here.
This is gonna work.
Please.
I can do it for you. Coming.
Maybe, Aurelia. Maybe if you were building AP.
AD build? No way. No way.
You cannot be playing that aggressive and that cocky if you're gonna build like this.
You don't have the damage. You simply don't have the damage.
I'm still fighting, I guess I'm on my way.
We got the dragon, that's the only thing that's important here.
Bye bye!
Bamba!
I'm alone on top, so I will just take the tower.
I hope no one can, I think I killed him
get me off! get em! get em! oi oi oi oi oi oi
Oh my god
What are these guys trying to do
Did this guy not read the nameplate of the Gragas?
I'm a little bit scared of the scaling, they have Xenna, Xenna tanks, Ion
Fiddlesticks is also one of the champions we can like, kind of
just win you the game
Scary
I should win the one we won now
How much damage did she do to me?
How much damage did I take here?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, 8 pyrrhella though.
8 pyrrhella on the other hand.
Wow.
I don't even know if I would be able to fight her.
I can come mid and we fight.
We need to break this mid tower.
I'm on the ward right now, pretty sure.
Okay, this could be good.
get em!
woohoohoohoo!
wow!
nice, no ping the baron, we're not pinging baron here
we are pinging solo
Cloudsoul Gragas I will be the fastest fatty.
Wow, wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maybe penta another day.
What is your go to ice cream flavor combo?
I really like caramel ice cream. I also really like chocolate.
I feel like too crazy. These days some ice cream combos are like too crazy for me.
It's like a mango mixed with a giga, you know, I can't do those.
I am a simple guy, like vanilla, chocolate, sometimes I can spice things up with caramel.
I'm dead.
We make him talk about ice because he got focus.
Wow, look at my team though.
Wow, so good.
Try salty caramel peanut ice cream, this is what I'm talking about.
What do you mean salty caramel peanut?
I can't with these flavors, like...
Every time a new Ben and Jerry flavor comes out, it's like five different stuff in it.
I can't.
It's too much.
Okay, let's not get caught by Hiddler, should we?
Oh, she's gonna say.
I am throwing the game.
Stop it guys, no more ice cream talk
And this cold may so strong what just be losing
We might just be losing. They don't really have waves. They can't do anything.
What is your favorite ice cream? Stop getting caught. They don't even have
waves to play on
I'm gonna get you
my turn to assassinate
wanna fight this? I am on vision
I will take tier 2.
Yeah, we gotta focus Kog'Maw, he's the big damage dealer.
Not adventurous with taste cards, but adventurous in the bedroom.
I mean, I wouldn't say I'm very adventurous in the bedroom, but your mom, she wants to do all kinds of crazy stuff for me, so...
I guess...
Nice.
I kinda wanna B for item, but we have good pressure.
That's what happened though.
The second we started talking about ice cream insta-win, ice cream is a secret agent sent
to stop me, gg's.
I want to read the beef after Lobby.
Ahaha, it is you.
It's the beef between Aurelia and Vane.
you lost again? We're gonna need a strong response because it's hard to beat that.
Vayne called you a bitch in team chat, Aurelia, just saying. I'm gonna stir it up a little bit.
damn no one wants to die
oh my god that was you, you're Gragas is clean bro, what the fuck
I'm playing
yup
I have the cleanest Gragas
showers daily
Japan vs Brazil later who win I don't know.
I saw a youtube short the other day that Brazil has lost their magic because back in the days
with Ronaldinho and these guys they had like magical football and then like ever since
they lost to Germany the magic got lost and they started like because before
they were like freestyle on everybody and just smurf pretty much smurfing low
elo and then when they lost to Germany 7-1 all everyone in the industry were
like in the in Brazil were like okay coaches lock in and then they lost that
fun aspect of football and now they're a lot more serious and they lost their you
you know, freestyling capability in a way that Brazil used to be so good at.
me when I started building Dorian's items.
This is such a banger.
the ocean wheels loves this love by maroon five well they're great songs ever
i should have fucking scowled at joe avo before queuing up man
oh now i'm playing with this fucking garen mid lane
What is their team comp, it's ambessa jungle or lock jungle, probably lock jungle and
best support garen mid would be my would be my guess I will go a parallel if I
by the range matchup.
Rally clears Garen, not my Rally.
My area only works in terrain champions. That is how I learned to champion, that is the only thing I know. I did not know how to play for Smelly Champions.
Who is the smartest? Alanna. Messy of modding? Alanna. The funniest? Alanna. Who pulls the hottest chicks? Alanna. The most handsome dudes? Alanna. Despises juicers? Alanna. Alanna. Alanna. Alanna. Alanna.
Classic Xenoptono from Alanor.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
Need some brawl.
Minions has spawned.
I've got a lot of weight on my shoulders.
You may be some before...
Ah, inter?
I could have caught.
Nice deadest party started.
He starts E, I start the E, he starts Q, I start W, that's how this matchup goes.
He's coming by the way. He's coming.
You're fun.
Some
I'm gonna put my lips on you.
Chat if you ever find a girl you really, really like, you wanna like get a good first impression?
sing this song to her
she'll love it
I have no mana
Fuck.
Oh, my god.
Alright, you win.
You win.
I gotta lose all of this.
alright you win, you win, i gotta lose all of this
joe oh shad
guys, guys, he's starting door runs, he has a ignite, summoner spell
and he's not even up in CS
and he didn't kill me early game
what kinda, what are we saying?
he's dog shit
he's nowhere near my level
he never has been
Why does he not take any damage?
and now the line has been slain
make solutions, not excuses 676767
that was hard
just get pushy
fuck
Fuck.
Entire family reunion on mid lane guys.
Everybody come, everybody's invited.
a bit of a top lane situation here
I guess he should have locked in another shunt
You're out of your mind if you think I'm staying in this lane when he has ulti.
I am good.
What is your favorite place you've been?
My favorite country?
You're not gonna like my answer, America.
The food was giga good, by the way.
The food was so good.
Never taste anything like it.
Let's get this party started.
Man, I get slowed for so long, right?
Right, no silence for so long.
The reason I took this reset is because if I'm coming from base, full health, item, these
These rakes should be ours.
Oh, getting stunned.
XD question mark!
coming, coming, coming, coming, coming
good job
better than our food has been on toast seven days a week.
Beans on toast seven days a week.
Guys, I'm so over like, I'm so over foods that aren't like, I'm so over like half snacks
food.
Does that make sense?
Like I'm so, I don't see the point in eating foods that are like a little bit good and
a little bit not bad for you.
I'd rather just eat healthy and eat giga unhealthy.
It is like kind of bad and it is kind of delicious.
Does that make sense?
Like, I can never eat a sandwich these days
because it's like, yeah, it's not super unhealthy,
but it's also not giga good.
I'd much rather eat chocolate, which is really giga good.
What is this invade?
Why would you eat something that is mediocre, good, and it doesn't like fulfill you like
I can full melee.
Toast is better than chocolate.
You are out of...
If you see a toast and you see a piece of chocolate and you're choosing the toast, are you out
out of your mind.
Stop dashing, stop dashing.
I got a flash.
Why does it feel like we're outnumbered all the time?
can TF reach here?
TF can you ulti on the?
Nice, a Higgs lock is well beautiful, it's worth that good.
enter, by the way, enter
Oh yeah, bullshit
Woooo, why is it so fast?
It's just me and since I'm playing the game more, what's happening this game?
It just makes no sense.
Something is on right.
Well, looks like we're all dead now.
The enemy is in danger.
Your Twitter has been destroyed.
Your team has destroyed a tower.
your team has destroyed
hopefully it doesn't reach me in time
bye buddy
let's get this party started
I should beat Abessa in a 1v1, I think so. She's strong but...
She ulted my ult, I was good over her
Enemies diving out here too, 2v3 and we can't do anything into them
How useless are you guys?
Like holy fuck
Why are you so useless?
We got aced
10 damage for a top, how did you even die 10 damage?
I have my suspicions.
I'm gonna get left on the dive, but at least we got a pick.
Yeah
Beautiful gank here if you're not boosted, you're great
fuck
fuck
bomb up
10 on the damage
Oh
You gave him a fucking death stance reset
X Fiora master 18 locks in Yasuo Fiora master 18 in the name
We're making a bot play team, we're making a bot play and you have to fight, you need
to fight.
you just have to fight it's so important to fight for the 20th time dogs man
I did out damage by an Anni-Star, yes, by an Anni-Star, you are kidding me.
That's if you were a band or what.
I am going to wait for him to get into game, looplan vs streak, the trollsheeters.
way to grill the perfect cheeseburgers. I'll show you how to be the Burger King of your
neighborhood this summer. My first tip on making awesome burgers, we're gonna add a
tablespoon of mayonnaise per pound of meat. I got the blue plate. Now this
mayonnaise is gonna make these hamburgers incredibly juicy. All that
deliciousness is gonna stay behind and that's gonna keep those burgers from
drying out. Tip number two, we're gonna weigh out precisely each burger. That way
They cook even start with the same amount of weight. They're gonna cook it the same amount of time
Now I've just got one of these cheap kitchen scales and to keep it clean
I just slide it in the ziplock bag and we're gonna weigh out eight ounce burger patties
And we're just gonna gently shape it into a ball tip number three is you don't want to overwork the burger patty
So I'll do like those
Those are too big for a burger press. It's not
It's not the burger has to have
maximum amount of meat in it. Otherwise it doesn't become tasty.
I like to do the keep it clean. Too much meat is to take some scissors and put it right
down the bag. We're going to take one of our half pound burgers, put it right in the
press, cover it with the plastic wrap, and all you do is take the press and push it down.
We're not overworking the meat. We're keeping it nice and loose, but it's still got that
perfect burger shape. Now stick these burgers in the refrigerator for about 30 minutes so
They firm up a little bit you want to keep them really cold tip number four set you up a grill with the twos on fire
Hot coals on one side and a cool side on the other
You also want to take your thumb and make just a little indenture in the center
That's gonna keep from turning them into meatballs
You don't have to push all the way through just make a little divot
We're gonna put these what is that take cool side of the grill away from the hot coals with the lid in place
Set you a timer for 10 minutes. What I like to do at this point is go ahead and start searing them
This is when you move them over those hot coals after a couple minutes on each side
You get a nice sear on them move them back over to the cool side. You want to add the cheese?
I'm just using a mild cheddar use whatever you like. So I'm starting with a toasted bun. This is an all-american
Burger, so I like to eat them first. I'm gonna smear some blue plate mayonnaise on that bottom bottom
They're gonna slice a tomato, a little bit of lettuce just to keep that doctor happy.
Then we're gonna take one of these burgers, we're gonna set it right on top, put that
bun in place, and that's how I make a manly burger.
Bro, this is the thing.
First of all, smashed burger clears completely.
You can have a big patty, but it can't be the height.
You can't have this bat over a patty, it can be on the sides, it can be as long as you
want on the sides, but you can't have it so thick.
Right there y'all.
This is not going to taste good at all.
I'll show you how to be the Burger King of your neighborhood this summer.
My first tip.
I'll play a rally up on the google dock
But this is the most, this is like the, he just sent a tier list, I think of what champions
are good with Ekko bot lane. And my support is hovering. Bard S tier? Wow. Bro this is
all low effort man. This guy doesn't even give tips and tricks on how to play with Ekko
bot. That's what people usually give. It's like how to play with? Low effort guide.
Remember the Ivern document, I remember.
Challenges in draw, guys click tab, click tab 10 minutes into the game and see the CS difference
in this lane. Ten minutes into the game I'm up hundreds yes. Oh my god I'm playing with
I don't know how to do that.
Get ready to get smoked.
Be ready to get smoked.
of
I don't want that.
Freedom has a demanding rhythm.
I am not a friend of yours, I mean warm and caring.
They came for our magics. They'll pay for their lives.
Can you tell the T1 story again? It's my foul.
I mean, at one time when...
At one time when T1 had just come off of winning worlds,
their best team in the entire world.
Got one?
I'm B, I'm B, this is your play, I'm B, I'm B, I'm B. Good luck bruh.
The BAMSeptor nothing is better than the cool boots, I wonder.
We do this for those who came before us, and anyone who has been slain.
Sorry guys the camera quality can get a little bit blurry if I if I hit every single CS and I haven't missed a single CS so far
It tend to do that the camera
I don't want her to see this slonder.
i did not like my friend slainton i don't want her to see this slonder right
i need bit we are the children of the first leg and we will not be slain
What a passive game, no one's really killing people, everybody's playing super safe.
You can tell it's a high challenger game, not many mistakes are happening, everyone's
tank very safe
and
I
Just love to cover here
I'm not going to kill you.
If AP are really so strong, why do you always rush the AD components of hybrid items, lulay?
and shut the fuck up you're literally silver you're literally silver
because ad is stronger in a one-on-one situation and in the early game like you
can't see the difference between strengths and weaknesses of a I won't
even bother answering to silver
silver players doesn't deserve my attention
Sylas is giga strong.
I can't really fight to Sylas.
Drake is probably theirs.
The 8rocks that I 1v1'd earlier today is getting fisted as well.
Big shock there.
The guy who flayed in there is getting fisted.
I'll take this wave then B.
I
Not too
10 minutes timer, ah this Zimra played really well this lane actually, she has like never,
yeah she's never really walked up, she's actually played very well so I don't really
have a good CS lady. She's good though.
We don't win by the way. I am not fighting this.
just have all of these
rest of us so far
on such a track
peace requires two
come on guys I popped in there with the blikky man full of the blikky of pot red
This game is sooo lost.
This game is sooo lost.
Why did I kill into the fucking challenger players?
never stop learning
this is always the form you don't know
BLOOP
get him guys get him get him get him
ohhh I wore this side freshness there
I would go here and I have side that comes from there like
nice man nice fucking roll Riot
How'd I even survive that?
Sit under tower?
Maybe I'm praying on you tonight!
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
No way the Taliyah has been slain, enemy killing spree.
Are we serious?
What the fuck is happening?
win.
I gunbladed the fresh cause of fucking pink ward man!
I'm just waiting to let them
They'll know me as the last to lay down for them
I
can move by the way and what like Warwick ult is me he sits on me for five
seconds and we do no damage to him
actually I'm voting against some x-rolls to get me out
can't win
Xayah just loses my game second time today.
This is the guy we're losing to atrox, he misses point and blank ult guys, like.
I carry now with this shotgun, just saying.
I
Really wanna send it here
No follow up, unlucky.
I mean has the potential damage kick in
can't win
noobs in team
watch me have more damage in the echo after the game
I feel like Warwick might be bot here and then I can push a lot.
He's here.
One of them is mid, let's kill them echo.
oh shit oh shit I'm dead he's fucking after me
No way, no way, hang on a second, I'm doomed.
I can push.
I'm gonna see my team instead.
Bro this fresh can he get off of me man.
Fuck now I don't have flash.
I should have eagled him and tried to duke it.
That was an eagled player I did for sure.
Oh my god, I have 600 AP, potential damage, uh, 5000, uh, 4000, pffft, around 15,000 potential
damage, even more I would say.
I'm being smelled by Warwick.
I'm dead, my bad, my bad, horrible fights.
I don't know, Fresh hasn't missed a hook this game, I can play.
Let's get the best player in the world
It's not so early at this time
maybe wave clear here
and these fights are soo bad like they are soo bad
ff the game this is so unbelievable
fucking hell I've got hooked every single fight so far every single fight I've been in
fresh as fuck man like unreal unreal like what am I supposed to do
investigate the atrocks for win trade like what is this game play man
Try and clean this with this guy, he's an old wind trader.
I'm gonna get more damage than me.
I'm lucky.
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
What was the weirdest fan interaction you had?
Was there someone who greeted you with a die dapper or what was the weirdest interaction?
Weirdest Fan Interaction
I mean it's on YouTube somewhere.
Some cosplayer goes up to me and looks adorable.
Looks like a princess
And then it's a fucking dude
Blad yeah, I think it was I'll go
and
I
have
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Golden Buster, McKenzie Solz, back to France, leaves Mel B speechless.
AGT 2026
America's not telling about his UK. He should be in Britain's got that
That room was when I knew I wanted to be a singer.
Who was he?
He was a...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
The age limit was 16, so it wasn't really possible.
I'm holding you up!
In 12 years' time, you're through.
Yeah! Again!
This is like 21 years later.
I've got my mom and my whole family here,
so hopefully I don't go out there and make a fool of myself.
I don't know why it's 21 years.
I did a lot of singing back home, I did what I could,
It's just really Simon is like the goat of judges because he's been like as you can see here
He was where he's been doing this for 20 years now at least Simon
I
Was it going I'm good. How are you and you all thank you very well? Look at this. This is amazing good
We have a priority tonight
the audience are hyped up
The last few years. I've just been singing in my local clubs and pubs and just doing what I can okay
hell yeah, well I
Want to tell you something as well. I actually auditioned for you when I was four years old on the X fuck
Where I was about to say we've met
No way I was four
It was a great experience, obviously I'm gonna meet you and I'm here today, you know, to just, to try and do my thing.
Hey, you're back!
Hey, you look amazing, by the way.
Thank you, man.
Thank you so much.
And I'm yapping.
Why do they yap so much in America's Got Talent?
I see the city while you're looking down at me
But how can we go back to being friends
When we just started again
And how can you look at me and pretend
For someone you've never met
Wow this guy is good
I
Plank store elite plank store. Thank you so much, man 10 gift the subs. Thank you very much. Thank you
I
Is good don't get it wrong don't get me wrong. He's good. He's no Adam Levine. He's definitely good
Thanks to our lead gifting 10 more subs bro, thank you so much man, I appreciate that,
I appreciate you.
game of the day. I haven't played this much. Let's do this.
Wow, so a lot of people say I look like you. Can you come into my stream and confirm?
seen a ghost you are so clueless if you call America's got talent fake you are so clueless
I do my thing.
Oh.
Blood.
I'm a victory.
Oh
And you dead nice
Where are they?
He's like breathing.
My Q goes on full cd?
I can't hold this crab forever
I'm beat
I don't know what that is
I'm begging begging begging you
Wow, no flash.
Now I can kill him on 6.
I need to dive him before he hits 6.
Damn, he hit level 6 but he wasn't able to level his ulti and dash away in time.
Oof, thank god I got him before, that's massive.
I'm going to push, I don't like roaming without tier 2 boots, yeah don't get casted in kids
please he's flipping the game cuz he can't lane
he's still flipping I guess I'm on my way
I can't stay here perfect
guys
guys
the hell
this guy is in said fuck mid
this is our flipping bot
I'm going to be here, maybe one more wave.
I'm passive.
C'mon!
I don't win that, fuck.
I guess I should have went on Vibe with the passive.
It's this Warwick I from last game. I swear this guy heals more than normal Warwicks.
Why is this guy healing so fucking much?
I mean that would have been hard-winning right?
It would have been hard-winning even ulted by ult. But Warwick came. It's like...
It's fine, we win top lane then.
Oh nice, like why is he so fast?
Why is he so fast?
He's running with 10 and 100 movement speed, like what the fuck?
the
And now we get solo killed by him as inched.
20 ganks mid lane, now you still, how do you still get solo killed?
And then you're the one who pings the Nexus.
Investigate.
Oh, took the two towers, so let's have to say that it won't work.
I'm gonna be a viadom.
This would be a hard game, I can already tell.
I'm up 50 CS, but like, it's a Kassadin right, so he will skill.
I want to get level 11.
I'm coming.
We're off, we're off.
Kill them all.
Baby, I'm praying on you tonight!
I see a push please, push.
Nice, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no, no, no,
Could I perhaps take any Raptors?
I'll launch them.
Maybe we can't have Jin into Kassadin, can we?
That's good.
Okay, no flash.
One look on Seraphine here. No flash.
It's gonna kill them.
That's one.
SINCHED SINCHED SINCHED SINCHED.
This guy, all he does is just push top lane. Can you groove?
I love getting this.
My gold, Silas. You are so good.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
So this cinched all he does all game is push top he does nothing else
I can kill him
Oh this fucking champion! What is wrong with this champion?
What is wrong with this champion?
My god!
What is happening on my screen?
no anta heal
no no no anta heal
like im gonna get it
im gonna get it now
but i cant really apply that well
i wanna get it for more reminder
No, there's not one. We won like this Warwick, there's just no way I can.
My Singed is now feeding my laner.
They better run mid after this wave, if they're gonna keep playing.
i can also take care of him but it's probably better to stay
I just discussed me
This cousin is fab
got him nice I just
Alright I'm 3 items, I'm very strong, play drake, singe pinged on the way to the dragon,
I want to sell the Meda.
I definitely am.
Serfin Viult.
Oh.
Nice.
Nice.
He's winning.
Wow!
Great. Beautiful.
It was a typical offlane, I'm gonna find a greedy cast of anything.
No way that hit me.
Got you.
Bye bye.
I need help.
Come back here.
Get him!
Why no flash? Why no health?
Cancel your level 15, uh oh.
easy useless
i'm sorry, i think it stays for this way if she's dead
I
Bye-bye
Oh
It's not my guns we can kill
Should I go up to Castle then?
Probably.
Ah, I think she's there.
Get the baron!
Classic baron throw.
I can't really get there anyway.
I'm gonna die just a little bit.
Got casted in flash.
She still saved.
Every time.
Every time.
I swear, every time with Baron...
I guess I didn't have flash for soul fights. That's pretty good.
But he is 16.
He went top.
I was going to TP bot, take full control, if he wants to TP I get a full tier 2, that's
a lot of gold, yes, but it's sold, you know.
Cast a steel pop
It's spinning
I'm killing, I'm kicking.
NO!
You serious?
Fuck, fuck!
Man!
whatever bruh
you can solo that dragon now
run it down and report him
is that what i should do? is that the
i'm gonna save for nevatar
No crits!
Yeah, this is what you get, this is what you get Silas, I'm running it down from down.
I'm gonna try to not test my penta
I mean, I need just 150 gold.
We could fight without my E, but I would like to wait if it possible.
I wanna be...what?
That guy's in there.
Nice!
Nice!
How bad?
6000 damage, that's 1.5 damage per health, pretty good, pretty good.
I have finished brutality, the game is over.
Don't wait to upgrade this build as you sell boots, because I don't know if you're supposed to sell boots on mid lane.
The jungle is our place.
It shouldn't be allowed to do anything.
try base and bot lane, the castle in pushing is kind of annoying
ah this is the burn
baron becomes a real objective for the minutes and forward
then he's dead, then he's like half of it, you know
he's not completely thrown to start it
I'm so down to send it
oh my god
ahhhh
what a angle
ahhhh
GG
I
I gave my you
Let's see what you made
We're gonna be discussing something
We link this
On my heart no and my name is not about to come that is not my name
So i'm just gonna go ahead and put that out there if I see that in the comment section. I'm blocking you
Nice, good intro.
Good intro!
Alright chat, enemy, we just played with a cinched OTP and a warricled OTP, who are we banning?
I think we're banning the 10th OP as champion
the
Hello, my employee borsfs here is this month's paycheck
I'll test when we're done.
If I can speedrun this, I have 20 seconds.
and bark
crush scoundrel
and rogue
Yeah, I'm not making it.
Time for this guy to make a I'm in bow slow joke.
go and type it, we're all waiting for it, what's your funny punchline this time?
that was a siren thing, he changed
of
This is very good for me.
One for one, and we both trade flashes as well.
That's a win.
Thank you Proxy!
Woooo!
Proxy farming!
Woooo!
I love Proxy farming bro.
Best strat in the game.
The ally has been slain, and all of them has been slain.
I'm trolling, I bet.
That Q felt like it was seriously gonna hit.
I felt like it was right on them.
Nice.
So, Lobolo!
Wait, I thought Narva was supposed to be a hard matter for Zan, how are you winning?
Haha, well I mean, you know.
I have my tricks I guess.
Wow, there's a lock in my lane.
No worse feeling than getting hit by a global ultimate when you're running back to lane
and I need those wrong guards
as much of it is going to get harder and harder
fuck
what if I freeze need to get the wave a little bit further up
okay just GG shut up James just let just let us carry you bro you literally
pass in the role of nothing nothing more fun when ADC players who pick ADC is
crying it's like you weren't meant to be you weren't meant to be useful anyways
That's why you're crying.
You queued up to get carried.
I'm gonna take one more wave then look for Rome, I would think.
Yeah, it's perfect.
I think he's gonna ult me at the insta
I think it's a visa don't kill can't kill him in passive
This should give us a dragon though, nor cannot match my tempo, all they can do is get playing
for himself.
I get lock, ult and flash and I get him low.
So me dying here is still, like even if I died and I did enough, even if I died and
I did 100 damage, that would still be a net positive for my team to secure the dragon.
You know what I'm getting at?
Like if I get the proxy and I roam and the gnar doesn't do anything, if I just go and
int, even if I just do one auto attack, I'm still doing more than the gnar for the drake.
And the drake is the only thing in 2026 that wins you games.
So you should always look to just trade your health bar with someone else's health bar
on the other like yeah on that side of the map if you can if you get a timer
on
enemies cooked the map is on fire
fuck me i didn't know they were all here i mean i knew they were but i don't know
oops
nooo
haha
we all saw that come on
lock in
I hardly lose one, we won.
It's a bit sad, we don't really have magical damage in the team.
It's a bit weak in TF as well.
That misses.
I can't really help her.
He's about to hit me from him but he can't feel the chill so I can't kill him
Well, I'm gonna be grouping for Drake again, Narlot, TP.
I might just be getting run down here, I'm probably dead.
No, GG.
I'm not skilled.
Unlucky man!
I see a lot of song reporting here, I got you bruh
I don't know how you can play mid, how can you play mid lane and not ban lock, like why
are you not banning lock?
strong
Always
He wants that.
This is my big kill.
Oh, big, big, big.
Maybe TF can get back into the game now and actually be useful.
I don't know what I'm looking for here, but I'm looking for something.
TF kinda ruined it.
Oh my god
What does that do
I can never win 1v1 vs Locke, yes, Sonya's end after the tabi's, much armor.
Time to do the Baron guys!
the Baron! Stop it this Baron plays like every game, same timer as well, all the time. Baron
is fake, 20 to 30 minutes of the game, it's just fake. It cannot be done. It's just bored
That's why people started, they are just bored of waiting for the drake to spawn.
We even wanna fight this Drake, it looks unplayable, we have no damage, and we have 15 tanks.
Yeah, this TF is so talk shit man, this guy is so fucking shit at the game.
I will push.
I'm like, I'm like 99% is in the stream as well.
He's just trying to rage bait, man.
my god
other
They're gonna go better now like you guys keep getting caught all of you just get caught 20 for seven
They're not on net, don't, they're not on net, don't get baited.
I feel like I'm winning this
This was really bad the plate actually I should never ult him like that because he can always buffer my ulti with his ulti and then I get stunned
And I lose
It was stupid. I could have won it if I held my ult
A lot of times on sign you're gonna find yourself actually it's bad to ulti because it's a bit of a self stun
I'm just gonna take a little bit more of the damage.
I'm just gonna take a little bit more of the damage.
I had something else
aww you guys are sooo bad
You guys are so bad, oh my god.
Like the only one here who's a human is fucking aggroed man.
What the fuck are these guys doing?
Oh my god.
The worst player on the server is this fucking clown.
Thank you.
Report this guy, report into the floor it is.
the one more game
he's ranked 2
he's not ranked 2
why are you clearing mid now?
he's ranked 4
Oh the fuck is this guy ranked 4?
Haha, yeah.
I take back my statements, um, I apologize for what I've said, um, I was wrong, I apologize.
Uh, haha.
Haha, babe, this guy gets ranked 4.
Bro, if this guy gets ranked 4, I can get ranked 4, okay?
This actually motivates me, you know?
I might just be around this angle, I'll skin all day.
What was your highest rank ever?
I've been rank one, but it was EU Nordic East.
I've been rank one once in EU West, but it was very early into the season, so I don't
really count it.
I guess rank 2, back in season 8, most of you guys weren't even born back then.
I don't want to mute up Golden Buzzer Luke Tallino manifest this moment
AGT 2026
I was born in Cuba, my parents gave me this country when I was three years old to provide
me a good life and before I ever knew English music was such a way to connect with other
kids actually it was how I got to learn the language and the best way I could express
myself.
The best one so far is the Calotree group, right?
Stock Room, Valley, Warehouse, Cork Lift Driver.
But music was the only thing I loved.
And, yeah, I don't know where to go from there.
So, like, I started performing in the streets.
And now here comes this opportunity to chase my dream.
There's a competition right here with my friend.
So, damn.
I mean, I look at that.
They're gonna be well from surviving cancer your year
Why did you decide this is your year to come on the show tell me well
From surviving cancer to ruling on my best friends to chasing a dream to rapping in the streets in Miami Beach
Hell yeah
I'm here for a reason everything in my life prepared me for this moment right here
Okay, and and is this something Luke you've written yourself?
Yes, this song is called seat to stage because I went from right here in this audience
And now I get to be here on stage and chase my dream
This is the next Eminem you've been watching and waiting so now it's your time. Good luck
I
I
was a little kid dreaming up my own show grab the microphone and went off the
dog because opportunity was not not at my daughter
welcome in the morning blue I went from sin in that season I'm P.O.
stage see stage I'd rather be here I'm by the star swinging like a chandelier
should my left hand hold just in if I make it up here
boom same way I made it up here so just give me a second let me grab your it
yo son remember what I said that shit
I
Wrote the audience is loving it
Oh
Yeah, that's good. That's good
I like that
That's how you take your moment
I love it. It was amazing. I am so glad that you made it to the stage because you deserve
to be in the stage. Good job.
Listen, I liked it, but I think it wasn't the best or greatest audition.
Glad to be a hater.
Black towards the end of the song.
He was excited.
Actually, I can tell you were getting emotional midway through.
I understand that.
But I really admire people who, you know, just do things.
Look, I look like it was your original song, and you have her.
And, you know, that goes a long way.
Thank you.
You know what? The thing about it, you are truly the...
Aren't they gonna go in the buzzer?
How did you know?
How did you know?
How did you know?
No what?
And I just have one question.
How did you know?
Last year, you predicted something.
And I just have one question.
How did you know?
Yo, M&M gonna watch out.
We got a new... We got a new white wrapper in town.
Victory is soaked in blood!
It's no more room 5 though.
balls are wrapping I don't really know how to wrap
Where are they?
Noxus suffers no coward.
Olivia top lane
All this Q I've got for this top lane guys, I'm gonna lock in Olivia
I messed up my wave management man, now I'm just cooked.
Now it's just gonna be not the good that all is it.
All she does is just E me. E, E, E, E. She doesn't hit her Q or anything.
Like, she's supposed to run out of mana without mana items.
Yeah, I'm dead by the way. Like, she's gonna crash the wave.
When I crash the wave I can't do shit, but when she crashes the wave, she's playing a rain champion, so then I have to die.
Let's kill Milagank here, man. Shit fucking game, man.
Chill out is just a game, man. Bro, bro, bro.
I really hope we have 50 game.
And I get stunned.
FF my bad this game guys.
There's no winning anymore, it is what it is.
3 is fff.
There's no point playing the game out.
Oh my gosh, he's literally one.
I can execute on the wave with the tempo game.
If I kill her, I don't have mana or resources to kill her, so the best thing I can do is to just execute.
That way, at least I win the tempo game.
How the shit am I not?
Oh, I hate this!
It's whatever I'm gonna catch all these enemies.
Minus 3, the shadow is so low, you know.
Please can we just ff the game guys we're not gonna win.
Do not bleed.
Enemy rampage.
Where is the thrill of carnage?
Where did you die?
Please let this be the proxy angle I'm looking for
Of course, if wall comes back up.
I have some shicken for dinner to take revenge.
Name a worse experience than playing for Zinivia, hopefully.
what a shiba i am getting proxy farmed
we have a damage here
don't be all dead here
who's making this shit you fucking call like
How shit are you?
Just ff fucking piss low 2026 horse and streamer mode dog
Nah, I'm gonna hold now, every game is winnable, remember.
like I can't even form a creep like I don't know man I can't even form a fucking creep
under my tower like I should just hold it yes oh my god
play a different champion versus bird yes yes I am in champions like nice
I see Tomcache and Nivia, and I'm supposed to assume Tomcache goes bot lane, and Nivia
goes top lane, yes, yes, yes, now next time, next time, and if it's Tomcache, I'm assuming
it's ABC Tomcache, you're right, my bad on that one.
No, but this Anivia played this game super well, like honestly really impressive, the
way she played out this game really really really well done by her.
This was incredible.
One of the best players I've played against ever.
I think I'll do this in a while.
wall! Oh shit, he's dead! Oh shit!
I missed
Killer in death of combo
I'm getting some heals.
holy oh how much is seven hundred gold
yeah mother triple kill oh my god that's winning that is winning
Care POV, look at the damage per health, take a look at the damage per health chat, that's not care POV
Look at the damage per health
That is winning
Procaling will have 3 items, it's actually winnable
France tomorrow
did you make up a fate stat
to justify your deaths?
proteins around the world is using the same stats
I can name you a few T1 Gen G
even people like KT and G2
they all use the same stats
They are fed
I need a Voltaic.
If you somehow get this dragon you're the goat.
Gotta steal it.
Bro, whether I belong or not, that doesn't fucking matter.
nowhere near like what do you mean the long way bro I could I could be 200
ranks below than what I am I will still be higher ranked than you are so why the
what the fuck do you care like fucking silver bastard man
It's on us, the fun guys.
I can't defend but she has one shot smite
Enemy rampage
For enemy double kill
Snipe
Enemy triple kill
Ha ha ha
Why is it so angry?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, Katta players are so good at the game, it's incredible, holy moly, holy f**k, I was
clean.
Jay, Jay, yeah.
Nice, finally I can get out of here.
Don't have to play this dog shit game anymore. What a horrible game, League of Legends.
I mean, I know damage, I can't have damage, like it is what it is.
One singular mistake in early game equals GG versus this. Let me guess, only a Nivea.
A Nivea top of one trick, yeah, you actually deserve. You're probably an M-Roll player, I'm not even kidding.
You're honestly an M-Roll player, if you play anything else.
Alright guys, I'm piecing out now, thanks for watching the stream, appreciate it.