TheBurntPeanut
NUT RAIDERS | THICC MEN THURSDAY | 5 MILLION SPACE DOLLARS FOR REALSIES THIS TIME | #BUNGULATE
12-19-2025 · 7h 14m
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Another day of operators, another day in paradise, gentlemen.
You know, gentlemen, people have fought and died in wars.
Nuclear bombs have been dropped.
has plagued the world for hundreds of centuries just so that a peanut could
bugger late on arc raiders tonight tonight tonight just so a peanut could
bugger late on arc raiders tonight you understand what I'm saying you're so I'm
and big shout out to those boys bringing it home bringing it home
Boys by the way, I've got a little something in store tonight for those stinky stream snipers
I am doing I'm doing what a lot of you guys told me to do
I'm doing what a lot of you guys told me to do watch this
Well, actually, I guess I can't really show you right now, but I've blurred not only the code
But I've blurred the timer as well and we're also gonna be swapping random maps every time
No, I know that's not gonna get rid of all the stream snipers
Especially cuz you can join the game late
But I think that it'll get it down enough for us to get that five million space are speaking which
We that's oh we have only that's what there's no action my next question we have three days and six hours three days six hours
Making two days six hours since oh my god make it one day six hours make it six hours make it six minutes
Make it six seconds. That's how confident. I am that's how confident. I am
We're gonna get this five million before the expedition is going do you see that dude look at my eyes
Do you see what I'm telling you? You see how confident I am in our military?
It's time to lock in a night. It's time to lock in a night. I think now who has faith who is with me boys? Oh
Yeah time for a little bit of gubbin dpn to South America
South America you can just change your servers in South America
You need to trick it into thinking you're in South America
Also, I don't think I'd find a game you think those guys even have internet yet. Was that like a courtesy server?
RCU just be awesome the stream cybers in switch to South America to that's without me you know what we really should do actually
switch to China they got like
two billion fuckers over there! That's who we should do! Obviously that's who we should do!
Imagine trying to stream site when there's two billion other fuckers trying to get into the
game too? Think about that for a second! Think about that for a second! Think about that for a
second! Think about that for a second! Think about that for a second! The master plan! The master
plan yes yes you see yes you see you see yes you see you see yes you see you see
uh mmm China number one yeah maybe it's starving there are people but other than that um let me
see here let me honestly I don't think I've sorted my goop out from that side give me one quick second
let me give me one quick second well I sort my group out and then we'll and then we'll get
going and then we'll get going uh stream earlier good one oh mr yori I ain't doing my
How are you doing my man?
Good to see you big man, good to see you big man.
What are we doing right before I, I was gonna say something.
Right before you and he said something.
Someone said something.
Being chilling, where's Conksy?
Oh, by the way, Conksy's gonna come play with us tonight.
He's actually not streaming tonight.
For those of you guys who were wondering, he is not streaming tonight.
And then we might pick up, we might do duos, but we might pick up a third.
It'll either be, Conksy was telling me, it'll either be something,
It'll either be Summit or Nick Merckx, his other pal.
We're gonna do, we're gonna do,
we're probably gonna start off with some solos though.
We're gonna do some solos to start off.
Get the juices flowing.
Get the juices flowing, you know what I'm talking about?
El Ponteimer.
Guys, I know we have too few players.
I get it, I get it, I get it.
That's why we're filling up the spots.
Let me get my group organized. I probably should have done this before the stream
I had a busy day woke up right and early about 4 p.m
After that I had to get on a call with my mom. So big day for me. Actually
Big day for me. Let me see here
Yeah, huge they see
You guys would understand how hot it is guys you wouldn't understand you wouldn't understand the charge of tribulations guys
one moment boys one moment here we go we recycle that honestly let's recycle any
any veninators that I love for here from here on out our stash is getting too
full oh look at that just as I said it no space not a single not a single space
not a single space honestly guys I think we have to part with the Moroccans
I'm not even lying to you there's no way I'm part with the guitars sit I
My part with the maracas
Guys would you if you had five maracas would you sell them or no?
Would you sell them if you had five maracas when you sell them?
Sell three that's what I'm thinking. I don't think we need five maracas
Let's keep what's obviously not selling guitars five guitars is right when we're at let's keep two maracas
Two maracas, mm-hmm sell this we don't really use that anyways it's only for crafting golden guns
We all know those are ass or we can use these advanced power cells as well to craft some energy and we'll make some quick cast before
Even get started. Oh, that's actually that's actually a really good idea. That's actually a really good idea
Chacha chai exactly the muck arena the muck arena
um
We craft those bad boys
Here we go
I craft those
Here we go, and then we'll sell
I'll sell anything that's not a pink triangle too, it's not like I'm gonna use a pink seal,
pink seals are booty.
Sell all of these, oh big cash, oh my god, big come up right off the rip, are you seeing
this?
Are you seeing this one?
Why don't you react to my make it?
We actually could make this.
Who are you making time to progress?
We'll put that right there, take those out, I don't think I want to bring any
trigger grenades for the first one I'm just gonna miss and die. We'll save those
for a cloak see he loves those but oh shit we're full again dammit fuck.
Dammit!
We do use advanced electrical components is that something we need or no? Is that
something we need that?
Oh
Yes, yes, oh, we do need them. Okay, we do need them. Okay. All right got it. Okay, okay
What do we not need? Oh, we don't need this much rubber. Then we don't need that
You only need like three sexes. We don't need that three sexes. Oh, so it's all gonna be use all these seeds
Let me sell everything with 300 seeds
We get seats fast anyway, we get seats way faster than we use them
And we'll take that put that right there and then we'll grab a
a new Venerator 4 that leads to Green Mag. Talk to Mr. Shit, then.
Like you do.
Yeah, there we go. Perfect, perfect.
Okay, good to go.
Alright, quick warm-up break, boys.
Quick warm-up break.
Quick warm-up break, boys.
Quick warm-up break.
Quick warm-up break.
Let's get the juices flowing.
Let's get the juices flowing.
Wine bottles needed for the event.
I need to believe it. Oh, yeah, let me turn that in as well. I'm gonna get that out of there
Oh, we get that out of there. Let me get that out of there
Good thinking good thinking that's easy one more space good thinking good thinking good thinking. How are you camping?
You can be that hello good chair
But I'm gonna pick a random map a random map
Man, here we go. Here we go
Play with Ninja tonight. Dude, honestly, I love playing with Ninja. I, for one, think Ninja is a very skilled and funny man.
Very skilled and funny man. But he goes to bed at 8 PM! 8 PM!
And now, you already know that guy stepped out head to toe in the comfiest plaid pajamas you've ever seen in your life.
Bunny slippers and all you already know you already know a 180 one who goes about it 8 p.m.
CT has the sleepy time drip 1,000% 1,000%
hmm it's gooning time 15 seconds you already got your goodie time
you already got your goodie time you already got your goodie time you getting
greedy you getting greedy you getting gooning greedy getting you getting
greedy oh let's ride
I'm bad
Good let he do good and let he dies. Now watch this drive
Cloak see
Shroud
summit
Nick Merck's
Ninja they always tell us we don't have the skills to pay the bills
Well this entire raid is going in a clip straight to the DMs.
Watch and learn boys.
Watch and learn.
Oh shit!
Shit!
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Well, excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Thank God that was a real warm up.
Now it is really time to get down to business.
But you thought I was actually talking about that raid?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
You thought I was actually being serious with that guy?
Come on.
Let's be real for a second.
Now it's really time to get the goop.
Now it's really time to get the cash. Come on. Let's be real guys. Let's be real. That was obviously a warm-up
Oh, everybody. You know, I was talking about this next raid. Obviously anybody with the brain knew I was talking about this next raid
Let's be for real guys. Let's be for real. Let me get a little bit of cool one moment through
One quick spell here. You know what we're bringing in a blue mag
That was the problem there. Honestly, that was a problem. We didn't have the blue mag
The green mag doesn't have enough ammo in it per clip. That's why we died
better gear he had better gear than I
she's how you can fix your attitude I shut up and give you my ears
Oh
Couple of these here we go like
No, mr. Sidney shut up
Then we'll get a couple bullets from mr. Chicken
in. Here we go. Here we go.
Okay, we should be playing better. I took my weekly shower just last night.
Usually that improved my gameplay. Let's run.
Why are we purchasing? Mr.
shaking's not putting out if we didn't purchase that we didn't purchase it oh
shit we should have put we should have crafted the bandages you're right you're
right sit up and it's 100% right 100% right 100% right damn
please don't say clip it's called a mag or magazine
It's an I respect your seven-year tender in Vietnam and three-year tender during World
War II on D-Day, sir, but for us regular people, it's the same thing, sir, same thing.
Thank you for your service, good sir.
Thank you for your service.
Mmm. Oh, let's ride.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, you close to the carry. I actually told him to stay up.
He actually was wanting to join right at the beginning.
I've got to prove something to myself.
He actually wanted to join first raid. I said no I said no I'm playing solo a couple raids
I have to prove to myself that we've got what it takes
I have to prove to not only y'all but my son we have what it takes
That we still got it
Like a 65 year old man and Hooters
And he makes the wait just feeling comfortable now let's ride
So far, not good?
All right, pal.
All right.
That was your warm-up.
Did you have to pee that face off into warm-ups?
I could never.
I could never.
Get ready for some real gameplay.
Get ready for some real action.
Get ready for some serious business.
Get ready for some serious business.
Get ready for craziness.
Honestly, whip your pen and paper out.
Whip your pen and paper out.
You're going to want to take notes on this one.
You're going to want to take notes on this one.
This one's gonna go and this one's gonna get intense go guys go ahead get your pen a big round go ahead
Get your pen a big round me with this ballpoint pen number two number two
Follow me clue for me
Freshly rain means we gotta watch the spawns
So far so good no tango spotted
Oh, take off, take off, take off!
What?
Oh, I mean, I mean, take off, take off, take off!
Get it!
Oh, she's used it.
I'm gonna blow my cover, clicker!
Get out of here, clicker! You're gonna blow my cover!
You're gonna blow my cover. You're gonna blow my cover. Oh
My god
Get out of here
Who does our kids?
this is our moment boys this is our moment
Fuck it!
What an idiot!
What an idiot!
She lit it, stinky!
This is a bugger go.
Oh no, Mr. Silly, no, don't you try to get away from me.
I'm gonna secure the perimeter.
She's no hood against coming in. Oh shit!
Another idiot!
Fuck you, sir, eat my shit and go to hell!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
There's gotta make sure there's no more hoodgins coming in.
Before you get to gooping.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Oh
Cheek it
okay I'll clear
Goop Goop Goop
Give me that
Give me that
Give me that
Give me that, you bastard
Oh god, I need a clicker
Give me that
Oh
How's this guy already looted what what what?
What?
What?
What?
You didn't kill him.
I killed three people, that guy and that guy and this guy.
Who's the bald person?
You're right, you're right.
Goop, goop, goop.
He had to wait for a loop right here.
That's when we had snuck in while we were looking.
Master of deception.
Ooh.
Oh
Oh
Oh
We I did I did it
What
Keep your eyes peeled. Keep your hands on the floor. Could be evil anywhere.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I think I'm going to start residing.
Do you think you know?
Oh!
What was that?
What did you do with that?
I'm going to go.
I'm going to stick a little peep, which stick a little peep.
The little peep never hurt anyone.
Oh, oh, oh, go back, go back.
I need to get out of the bunker.
I need to down the bunker.
Fuck him.
I'm going to get down.
I think about right here for just a short spell.
We're not the storm.
Oh, go, go, go!
The kick-dinger!
Back to Spain!
Oh, shit.
Eat my shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you die
Mr.. Silly thought he could sneak in for some late night grabbins a quick nibble a quick nibble
God be quicker than that my boy God to be quicker than that my boy
Fuck that guy. I wish nothing but ill on him
Credit limit reads claim rate of deck rewards to be able to earn more
Okay
And we can do that we can do that the engine of course engine of course engine of course
He actually got out alive. All right, but I told you the first raid was a warm-up
We go to my deck
It is to the same old deck
As I actually genuinely don't want this garbage, do I have to get this garbage?
Hey, you guys said there was a new deck!
Where's the new deck at?
Well, he did.
He's selling.
Well, if you will get that, we'll get this odd person and this backpack like you do.
And then
There's who would have stopped hook that's not too savvy. That's not too savvy. That's good
And then these light sticks
We've actually let us that should compete it right now what oh
And two dollars and fifty cents with this face coins
be 97% what I'd I do oh give me that now we're done
Oh, it's my jam! It's my jam!
It's my jam!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All the voices in my head are getting louder
They told me not to tell you what they're etching for, the power
Got that flame as you can see
Can you love me?
Yeah, I love you, but you're all in trouble
I mean, I never said I didn't love it
Caught a couple of hours in my heart, so fuck it
And we thought the camera through the wall
Yeah, I can't get all the juice from my father in truth
I can't go back to back here
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
I can't go back to back here
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
And I've been gone, yeah
I can't go back to come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
I can't figure out how to sell this stuff.
It's all locked down in the Hoosie-Hoozie, in the Doozie-Hoozie.
I knew this was a bad idea.
It just cut it up by Hoosie-Doozie with the dingles!
I'm selling the flutes. I'm selling the flutes. I know I said I wouldn't do that. I'm selling the flutes.
I'm selling the flutes. Fuck the flutes. I already ate them.
We don't eat them. We're selling the flutes!
Here we go.
But that should be enough. Oh shit, well now we got all this garbage.
God damn it.
We will sell that.
We'll sell this.
We'll sell these things like you do. We'll sell those and these and these bad boys.
You look, we're already up to 650,000 spectra news. We're cooking. We're cooking.
We'll recycle this bad boy, sell these fellas, that right there, and grab a couple more shotgun
bullets like we do, then we ride!
Great, let me repair my green shield.
Oh, wait, I also put this thing in my butt away.
All right, there we go, all right, now let's ride.
Seeds, no, we already got like 300 wrong goods
and the crazy seed lady, she puts out nice.
She puts out nice, only like 10 seed per item.
That's plenty of seeds, especially with Mr. Chicken
put down recently, we'll be fine.
We'll be fine, did you just fart?
No, I did not just fart, sir.
I promise you if you heard a fart from me it would be cause for celebration
I've been trying to get you guys to hear my farts for two years. I'll let you know. Don't you worry
Other streams that would still be annoying. I tell you I think this new system is working. I haven't heard a single fella yell peanut
Go go go!
Oh, Mrs. Busy, Mrs. Sad, Mr. Pan, Mr. Grease, my wife and five of my boys, good man,
good ah man!
And Mrs. Aint Good, my wife and six of my boys, good man, good ah man!
Good Latvian dudes got a Latvian dog.
Oh shit!
That's the clicker that usually kills itself!
He only had to wait like two more seconds on that bad boy!
You better...
Shit!
Tee-goo, Tee-goo, Tee-goo!
Like an...
Do you think?
Oh!
Get your ass back, you vicious-ey!
Stupid bitch.
I- I don't know what you said, but it sounded like you wanted to get racist.
I'm gonna go ahead and kill you, big man.
Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work.
Another racist down!
Some prickly pears
Wisdom and
Some fin not too shabby boys
Oh, and?
We're at 83,000, wait, who's this?
Oh, he's born.
Oh, we're dying of cold, get inside, get inside.
Look, you forget about that.
It's Nipis out here.
It's chilly, a bit chilly.
I don't know how this house specifically protects us from gold, but I don't care. I don't care
Switches shotgun brother. Oh, you could think it
We'll put this bad boy right there. Can you eat prickly pears?
Delicious.
Divine.
Let's ride!
Call me dude.
How much do you sell candle-based for?
I have no idea. I haven't even tried to sell them.
Do you guys know how much they sell for, Per?
Because that actually might be a good money-making technique.
With the event in Hoosie-Doozie.
Do they sell for more than a thousand? Because I know the much himself for a thousand.
Who makes me so many? How was your three big man?
Wasn't everything you wished it to be?
Wasn't everything you wished it to be good, sir?
If you get to loot the map, you'll never get 5 million just by W-King people.
You'd like that, wouldn't you, Wendelboy?
Just you watch.
Baby, you won't get 5 million by W-King people.
You're talking to the FPS gamer of the year pal!
GAAAGHHH!
Follow me, crew.
You find the password? What password?
How has covering your raid timer helped with stream snipers?
Oop!
Chew that!
Chew that!
Oh my god!
Let's go!
This is my house, pussy!
My house!
My house!
Get your ass out of here!
Okay, I'll die.
Stupid bitch.
No way!
Oh!
More tickles, more tickles!
Shoo shoo shoo shoo!
Shoo shoo shoo shoo!
Shoo shoo shoo shoo!
I broke your hair!
I don't think so!
You won't push me, you don't have the Gones.
You won't do it, you won't do it.
It's stay over there in that hollow, see where it's nice and safe bow.
I know you, I'm talking to you.
Oh, we'll see about that, big man.
Oh, ain't like that, ain't like that.
Oooooh! Not feeling too good now, are ya?
Oh, Dingo!
Oh
Gotta be quicker than that my boy
Hey, oh yeah, oh yeah, get out of here!
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Here we go.
You are see, that's another thing, that's another thing.
I haven't even thought about this, gentlemen.
You only get stream sniped out the ass!
all the time. You kill Shroud. You probably feel pretty good about yourself. You probably
feel, you probably feel pretty good. You go, oh my, I know I was just good. That's a big
hallmark. You kill me. It's like, okay. Well, that was a rain. It's whatever. But if you
die to me, jeez. Time to pack it up. Time to pack it up, pussy. It's time to pack
it up. It's, I bet you that guy feels like a piece of shit right now. I bet you
that guy feels like a piece of shit in the time to pack it up buy a $15
Minecraft from server and hop on it bitch oh wait I should be making sure
there's no extra bodies we can kill one moment oh wait do I forget to loot this
Oh, yeah, there is a guy!
Oh, thank God!
Oh, almost got to the group!
Ooh!
Ooh!
We need so much fin!
Uh...
Don't move, I'm my son.
I have an idea!
What?
Oh, who's this guy?
Oh, he's homeless.
I can't see Jackshot on here, I've got some of the hacks on.
Good thing, huh?
The battle is not your one.
Gotcha!
Do we vent?
Go, go, go!
Oh, Tango's flashing, Tango's flashing.
Hey, that's too far southwest, so I think that's down the hill.
We should be good, we should be good, we should be good.
Hit the dingle.
Gotcha.
We'll take a little peep, no peep, never hurt anyone.
Oh, there he is!
What did you shoot now?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, get out of here, clicker!
Fuck you!
Now leave, son of a bitch, we're safe, we're safe!
What?
Back to Spain!
It's Killin' Raid, gentlemen, it's Killin' Raid.
I told you, boys, I told you, Cloaksy was holding us back.
What did I say?
Fuck Cloaksy, fuck Cloaksy, I hate that guy.
He was holding us back.
He was dead weight.
Look at all this group we've got.
That is hundreds of thousands of space stars
with a group right there.
You're gonna have to, oh, you can, you can,
you can, you can, you can, you can watch.
We pop the DVD control panel open like you do actually I'll just keep it open
I'll just keep it open. I feel like hacks out there in the snow would be abysmal
I'd six time asking this now big daddy peanut
I know you have do words how you finally figured out the international shipping method don't raise me up
Like my first girlfriend. I can't take no more blue nuts sure. Yes. I have it
It should be much better, but I do want to remind you that you live on an island in the middle of fucking nowhere
Okay, that requires like
Three planes two boats and some raggedy bald person to carry your shit on a camel to your house. Okay
So it's gonna cost a penny or two. It's gonna cost a penny or two. It's gonna cost a penny or two
Huh? But yes, we have been working on it. We have
been working on it. We have been working on it. We have
been working on it. Yes, we have, yes, we have. Yes, we
have, we've been working we were without it. Don't you
worry. Don't you worry big man. Don't you worry. Oh.
Hmm. You see there's so much better than the ghetto
hologram holograms aren't ghetto. Star Wars used.
You calling Star Wars ghetto?
I ain't seen no Glock 9s.
Hmm, they have life savers and cool little laser pistols.
Star Wars ghetto, all right. All right, let me show my group. Let me... Oh, the meantime is here!
That could be big goop. That could be maximum goopage right there.
Let me sort my goop. Oh my god, I'm full again.
Holy shit. Paint me purple. Call me lassie and fuck me relentlessly.
I don't even have anything I can sell. Maybe these two?
Oh, these little things, where do I get these?
Where's all these bad boys?
Oh, in this fella.
And, it looks like Dingleberries are,
why couldn't they have just made it an even number?
Wait, if it was 1,000 each and there was 10, it'd be 10,000.
ten it'd be ten thousand it was ten at five thousand it'd be five hundred
each at four thousand six hundred it would be
400 divided by 10 that's 40 40 minus each one 500 minus 40 400 460 each one
460 each one so I don't know if that's worth it mushrooms are worth more than
Double that mushrooms are worth more than double that mm-hmm. Mm-hmm mushrooms are worth more than double that
I don't even think it's worth it unless they spawn in penta full amounts mushrooms are a bit scandalous
They are a bit hard to find other do these spotted penta full amount have you guys found or no?
You're a dumbass I'm thinking of a good money-making plan pal. It's called very interesting
Look it up
In the damn we are they more or less frequent than mushrooms
More much more or just more
Much much more or just more or much more or more or much more or much much much more
Hmmm...
Barely more.
Max more.
Super more.
Much more.
More...
Much more.
Okay God, okay.
Oh my Trilettas, I'm only making technique...
But not right now.
We're on a hot streak.
The table's a hot boy!
We're not switching on strategy just yet!
The tables are hot.
But iron is hot and that's when you strike.
You sell this bad boy, we'll recycle this banner and this banner like this too, and
sell that and sell this and that and this and sell that and sell these like you do and then
Then we'll sell that and this, then we'll put that right there.
Are we sure we don't sell them?
I got no room.
Guys, are you sure we don't sell them?
Do we sell the Dingu Berries or not?
Cell.
No.
No.
Cell.
No, no, no, no.
Hold cell.
Cell.
No, no.
Don't cell.
Cell.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Cell.
No.
Cell.
No.
Cell.
No.
Cell.
Keep.
Okay, we're not selling them.
There might be something in the works in the parks.
Might be planting something.
Might need a bit later.
And then we'll sell...
Fuck, dammit.
There's so much shit!
We'll sell that.
Put that right there. We'll sell these 29 seeds.
What do you actually do? What do you actually get, footage?
Let's ride!
I have a job interview tomorrow.
Got any advice?
Does it look like I'd have
advice to give you on how to
get a job?
Sure. Now, guys, give him the
floor. Guys, does it look like
I'd have advice for you on how
make sure when he asks you what your biggest weakness is turn it around on
him and brag a shit ton like you care too much and work too hard works every
time now let's ride just show up actually sneaky as shit make sure you
haven't showered in like a week they want to know that pushing good
I'm gonna start a war, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Show up drunk, yeah, show up drunk, risky on your breath,
no shower in four days, zippered down.
You can kinda see the cock through it,
but not enough to get a charge.
That's how you wanna show up.
Now let's, oh, let's ride.
I
See that actually might work if you tell me your bungalow that actually might work
I mean honestly actually you would actually could be an idea
They actually could yeah, think about it if
If you say it and you just know what you're talking about you just brush it off as you're slightly crazy
Oh, yeah, I've used that I've used that I've used that that actually might work that actually might work. I would use that I would use that
Mm-hmm. I would use that
Tell them you're a bugulator and the bug you laid to her has
Let's miss job interview
Tell them I said you deserve to get the job
Yeah, right. You got us a reference right because reference
Haven't come into the stream I'll tell them all about you
He saved my family from a fire
He donates to the poor which is hilarious good guy all around
Do you friend?
No, you have zero arms or legs my husband says he still loves you cheese
What do you think all that extra flesh went what do you think with all that extra length went, huh?
You think he loves me for my personality?
He loves me because I put it down.
He loves me because I put it down nasty style.
Now let's ride!
More fame.
This one doing the nature shock.
This one doing it.
Oh!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Go, go, go!
someone doing it take a take a go go go go go go go go go go go go go
Oh ding-a-ding-a!
Gotcha!
Who the hell is this?
Oh ding-a-ding-a! Oh ding-a-ding-a!
Fuck him!
Oh, take a look at the silver bow!
Yeah, how do you like that, bitch boy? How do you like that, huh?
Ah, you could sneak up on the bungulator, did ya?
GET OUT OF HERE!
Where's the one who we got?
He might sit, he might move, he might sit!
Oh, what the hell?
Ooh, thought you could sneak up on the Bongulator, did ya?
Ah, she could sneak up on the bungalow, didn't she?
Good thing, uh, good blam.
Good chow.
Gotcha.
Excellent work, gentlemen.
Excellent work!
We're cooking.
I'm not gonna lie to you, that guy deserved to win 100%.
But fuck him, I'm takin' his shit.
Little bit of goop
Little bit of goop
Give me that. Want some more fendt?
Splint it
Oh! What's that?
Oh, that's not the pocket we're gonna- we're gonna-
Thank God.
God.
Oh ding-o ding-o ding-o ding-o ding-o ding-o!
Lock it!
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that guy?
He's a little sticky.
Oh ding-o ding-o ding-o ding-o!
Run!
There's a thousand of them!
Oh my god, no way the meteor rock is blowing my back out, there's absolutely no way.
Okay, well I'll just move my- OH MY GOD!
FUN!
HIT THE DUCK!
Jesus Christ. That's how I take you is much smaller. Is that him? Who's that? Oh that's
you push me. Okay, we got it. We got it. We need to get back up there. The guy trying
Take our goop!
You trying to take our goop?!
GOOOOOOOD!
ROCKED!
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
HIT THE DICK!
Oh well, we're dead.
Shhh.
Ooh, dodge.
You can sneak up on the- oh, he's dead.
Goop, goop, goop.
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
What?
What the hell is this?
What?
Sir? Sir?
Thank God you showed up.
I was looking for a companion to dominate the mount together. Thank God you showed up.
Whew.
Oh my goodness. Just in the nick of time.
Sir, you see those guys are coming to kill us? We can take them together. Do with me.
I
My god
What a sweet line what fuck you sir
Good word
Good words here
See some never seen that technique before
Oh my god
Who the hell is that guy?
Oh
Which one good would like a little bit there and then
And then we died
Don't mind it don't mind it, but a beer warm up round now
It is really time to get down to the nitty-gritty
You get a little bit of goop
I see I think we bring it closely guys we do guys do we do another solo or do we bring it closely?
I'm telling you listen, I know we've been doing way better than usual, but there was
1000 big brolic men ready to fuck us
Do we bring it close you do you run another solo?
You want more text close you I bet you he's gonna say one run one one more anyways. We text him. We text him
Here we go.
Well, I give a quick text. I show them a quick text.
You get a little bit of...
But I think we bring...
We bring the renegade?
Actually, let's bring the renegade. Let's bring a renegade in the toro.
That's what went wrong. If you had a renegade in that situation, we would have been fine.
Bring a renegade in the toro.
And we get the long range and the short range engagements.
Let me talk to Mr. Chicken.
Like you do.
Oh.
Fuck Mr. Chicken.
Oh my God.
Alright, we'll just buy it from this kind nice lady right here.
It's talking of what's a nonsense.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I just got in one do one more than I'm ready. Don't die. Please
Does he know who he's talking to
Does he know who he's talking to he is asking the LeBron James of Arc Raiders not to die
Foolish foolish stick to shooting coaxing leave the thinking to me
Leave the fake in to the team leader.
Let's run!
Are you Alex Jones?
They're turning the frogs gay!
Which is a good thing, a very good thing.
I am a frog ally.
Good for those frogs.
Now it's gonna W, W the chat, it's gonna W the chat, W the chat, it's gonna W the chat,
it's gonna W the chat, it's gonna W the chat, quick W, quick W, quick W.
Now that's right.
Just watch the Sidemen vid, oh yeah I forgot to tell you about that guys.
I wasn't sure if I was allowed to talk about that. I like nobody told me
What I was and wasn't supposed to say and usually when people do that. I just never say anything. I played among us
with a bunch of British people I
Couldn't understand them, but they have the spirit
They had the spirit. I
Couldn't understand a thing they were saying but they have the spirit and that's what matters
Let's ride!
Oh, no, that's right.
Oh, tickle, tickle, tickle.
No, T-Boards, we hit the T-Galhounds, we kill those fools.
And we should battle quick red quick in and out in and out in and out quickly
Well quickly if you will
Shut up car take that. Are you like that wish I'd
I just found a win.
We'll take these hooligans out.
We'll take these hooligans out.
They're probably sitting over there thinking it's nice and safe.
Little do they know the FDS- OH SHIT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OH FUCK MY ASS-
Get away from me you freak!
You're fresh!
It's your first time.
It's your first time.
This is exactly like that one movie, he's got the high ground and I've got no legs!
Oh!
Stupid bitch.
Oh yes! Oh yes! I've got a deep fib right here for you! It's one of those new fangled ones, it's instant!
You are sure here you are safe travels little bit of goo little bit of goo
Here we go
Now we ride we did your tingle run that roof
Jesus Christ.
Oh ding-oh ding-oh!
Hello, hello, hello!
Wait, hold up, wait, pause, pause, pause, pause!
Pause, pause!
Pause, pause, now, pause, pause, pause!
Why is this three of them?
Why is it, guys, why is the three of you, are you that bad?
Excellent, my dear gentlemen, excellent raid.
raid. Wow, I love walking into that raid in three minutes and I got three big
brawling gentlemen deep in my ass. No explanation. That is my honestly top five
things on my bucket list. Wow, what a sweet treat. What a sweet treat. What a
sweet life. What a sweet life. You already know that all three of those
gentlemen are in three separate locations in a discord. Kyle, do you
to be sick right now Kyle let's all go in solos and stream side PR2 oh Derek I
just went to monsters and ended started an MMA match with my wife this is gonna
be off the chain oh dude Kyle and Derek this is a great idea well I've been
living in my mom's basement and I'm 45 but maybe 10 this is gonna be a blast
fuck those people fuck those guys eat shit eat shit good aids in the game
Of course in that new awkwardest age modern
Delibrade well, oh wait. We're already here. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. We're already here my bad. Oh, jeez. We're already here
My name is jerk well, I got news for you pal
I got news for you open the microwave put some dino nuggies in there get a little bit of catch up and start streams
I've been
Holy shit, holy shit, I cannot believe that seven that was my last total for I've got two more
Toros and their level one and two. My daughter asked if you were a potato put
them up for adoption. Put them up for adoption.
Holy shit. Alright let's get closey. Let's get closey. Let's get closey. Let's get closey.
Let's get closey right here. Let's get close right here. Let's get close right
here. Let's get close right here. One moment, gentlemen. One moment. Let me
We got close you quick we got close you quick here we are are you ready good sir
don't worry I didn't die killed or people got or let's see ran their
pockets jit and then I hopped on Arc Raiders okay we're good all right he
should be here any second he should be here any second
Uh?
Oh, she's got 700K.
Litter sub night.
Litter sub night.
Litter sub night boys.
Litter sub night.
Litter sub night boys.
Litter sub night.
Litter sub night for the boys back home.
Litter sub for the boys back home.
I'll just let you teach them what Advil.
I'll tell you, my throat is, it's horrible.
it is horrible. Bring the guitar
out. That's only if we do run
attack. That's only if you do
run attack.
Hmm.
Oh, that's right. Guys, guys,
honestly, what we have a second
here? How are you messaging me
then when I've been playing the
raid longer, but you haven't
died?
I'm still in my raid. No way you
finished before me. Hats. Key
quick extract. Alright, there we
go. Guys, I know Sproul got a
little upset with us the other
day. I know Sproul got a little
upset with us when we were
dicking around and he said that
if he kept playing like this,
It's nothing to get mad about, Stroud is a good friend, Stroud is a good friend.
We just have severely different play styles, severely different play styles.
Like if I was asked to play serious all the time, I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do that. Sounds horrible. That sounds horrible. Some people have fun by winning.
And if that was me, I would literally, I would be depressed.
hmm so that's guys guys it was just a quick little something he just likes to
win no big deal no big deal no big deal no big deal no big deal at all no big
deal straws a great friend he's been very kind to me very kind of the
bungalow ladies never said anything bad about us except for that one time
where if he plays with us we're playing to lose other than that it's
It's nothing and he's a good man and I respect him dearly.
That was AI. Oh yes of course the AI, the AI, the AI of course of course.
Oh shit, JIT for real quick cash.
While I'm killing the mageyock, almost dead, we'll join the discord right after.
Alright, we'll do it a quick freak hit.
We'll do it a quick freak hit.
Freak it, gentlemen! Freak it! Freak it! We'll do it a little freak it!
We're freaking it! We're freaking it! We're freaking it!
Uh, aww. Play with true.
Who's that?
Uh.
Aww.
Take Tim from Hodge?
Weak Tim and Hodge are still playing right now at 8.30pm?
We should be past your bedtime!
Oh, let's... RIDE!
I
Just going on see me. We'll get ninja here. I said we'll see we'll see
Honestly, I'm gonna let close you choose the third. I'm like close to do that. I don't really care
No worries here. No worries here. I just want to play with Mr. Clugs. Clugs is cool. Very good at the game. Very good at the game
We'll let Clugs return
Tyler Belvins. What's with all that is Tyler Belvins is that? Oh shit. Oh, hello, sir
What if we pair up and we dominate the map together?
I don't believe it, I believe it too.
I'm not sure if I could even believe it.
Oh, what am I doing?
There's a madman, there's a madman!
He shot me first, he shot me first!
I'm not the rest of you.
George!
I was fucking you, I was just watching you.
There's a ass!
Fuck his ass!
Sitting up.
Me and my Amigo have a few words with you, pal. Amigo, think about it. And I'm not talking
about dinner. Good bye. Good work! Are you getting the goop? I'll keep a post out.
I'll keep my papers open. He goes batting down to the village.
I left a very little.
Oh, the chicken and beef, the chicken and beef.
Oh, the creature.
He was poor.
He was very poor.
Yeah, one of those pores.
Oh, take over the ridge.
Oh, my ear, my ear.
I'm the virus here.
Oh!
There's that.
Oh!
Oh!
Our friend needs our help!
GOOOOOOOD!
Fuck that guy down the mountain, we gotta kill this Hoosy!
Oh shit!
Where'd he go?
There he is!
GET HIS HANDS!
FUCK HIS HANDS!
Oh, who's this mad man? Oh my god. Oh, and now he's shooting you going down the zip line
No, oh damn it shit
Are you okay, okay, oh
I got you got your wallet gentlemen. She's not was he at was it?
Where you going? Where you going?
I got you. Take a job. You see put I got you. I got you. Just be put
Who the hell is that guy
Take this! Who's here?
And perhaps a little bit more!
Oh! Oh, Sid! Oh, hold up, you stay put right there, I'll deal with you in a second!
Oh my God!
Who the hell is that?!
There's a thousand of them!
Oh
What the hell who the hell is this
Who the hell is that
Who are you people?
Guys I say we make a pact we go out on our own terms I say we make a pact we go out on our own terms
Oh
We don't don't provide that guy he's evil he's evil. He's evil. He's racist. He's racist. He's racist. Or whatever
Not walking away from that empty headed
Thank you gentlemen, thank you a thousand times!
What do we do now?
What's Mr. Spiner doing?
Let me turn my sound off.
Oh.
uh uh which mr. spider doing let me turn my nature my son up
oh it's already max you get a boy get up get me just by the
Let him have it!
He's trying to get away!
Retreat! Retreat!
My God!
This is my Asian food now!
Give it to him boys! Give it to him!
Oh, Dingle!
Take yonder!
Take...
Yeeeeee!
Oh my God!
Stupid robot piggy.
Hooray! Good work, gentlemen! Good work!
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, can't forget about the 50% team lead attacks now, can we boys?
Can't forget about that now.
Uh, I got six arc alloy, you can have that.
Wait, what are you looking for? I'm not gonna lie to you, I didn't listen.
No, I ain't got no leaping postions, no.
But that guy guys, yeah, we're dumb.
They keep multiplying.
Who are all these people?
I say we pick one person to sacrifice for the betterment of the team I vote that
ball guy if you're with me say aye
I'll kill him!
Good work boys!
Good work!
Yes!
Yes!
Little bit of group, little bit of group.
Oh, thank you good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Oh
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
We do a little bit healing you always try to take the main job boys
Why should we take the big job together?
It's gonna take down mr. Krabs
Why oh
retreat retreat
Don't take me coming out of the woodworks.
Who the hell is that guy?
Boys, we gotta take down the mixture.
We'll all be rich beyond our wildest dreams.
Oh, fuck that guy.
Oh!
Oh my God! Get him, boys! Get him!
Charge!
Where's he at?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Uh, was that him?
Wait, no, that's me!
Wait, that's me!
That's me!
Was that the guy?
Was that the perpetrator?
Oh, you know there he is!
He's right here!
Oh, wait, maybe that was...
that was I actually don't know are you a good guy or a bad guy
these were the bad guys kill them
good work boys good work those a temporary one boys couldn't have a better
team let's take down make the big job
Oh
Yeah, I'm having boys
Oh my god, oh my god, oh
Oh, that's, wait, sure, that's the wrong button.
Oh, that's what you get.
That's what you get, you pizza shit.
That's what you get.
Boys, that ninja is trying to betray us.
Oh, please God, please God, please God, please God, please God, please God, please God.
Oh, dude, what the, what the hell is going on?
I have returned! I have returned!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jesus Christ!
Hello boys! Hello! Thank you gentlemen! Thank you gentlemen!
Where'd that ninja go?
He was trying betray eyes. Oh
Oh, oh my fucking god, holy shit. Oh my god
All right, okay, I give up I give up all right, that's it. I give up I give up I give up
That's I mean don't you worry boys? I'll be if you would like to end the death. I
I don't know for winning or losing guys are we waiting or are we losing?
Did we win?
Who's that guy over there?
There's the ninja
That's the ninja that's the ninja we gotta kill him. Oh
Oh thank you good shit. Thank you. Oh my god
I got no defense. I'll bless you though. I got speech
How many days are end?
Ohhhhhhh!
Everybody panic!
Everybody run for your fucking lives!
Hey guys, how you doing?
Oh thank you good job, thank you good job!
Oh my god!
Take that!
I have some little goop on these gentlemen.
Oh thank you good job, thank you good job!
No.
Boys, listen, listen very closely.
There's a ninja outside that wants our life.
We may die here, gentlemen, but we will take that ninja with us!
Charge!
Oh.
Oh, it's weak!
Oh
Who the hell is that guy
I'm here with you son. I'm here with you in health and in wealth. I forgot what the saying
is. In health and in sickness. Thank you boys. Thank you a thousand times. I know what
What do we do?
There's the ninja!
Kill him!
That's him! That's him!
Good work boys.
It's an honor to serve by your side.
Excellent work gentlemen, excellent work.
All is right with the world boys.
Big oh wait, that's the ninja
Good work boys good work. It's an honor to fight by your side on this day of battle
They one of them was the ninja they're trying to kill us what if we definitely got we definitely got a hundred back
Mm-hmm and that's enough for me
Okay, all right, okay
I forgot my login. It's white, it's white.
It's blue, it's blue, it's blue! Go, go, go!
Kicking, huh?
I got an A-ville.
Anything?
I got an A-ville and one bed edge.
We're cooking!
We're cooking!
Come on.
Go back.
I got Techeev.
I got you!
You're on fire sir, you're on fire.
Where's he taking us?
Oh, about a little bit of goop in here, perhaps.
Goop, goop, goop, goop.
Get the goop, boys, get the goop, get the goop.
Yeah, anyone have a, uh...
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ah, dude savvy boy!
Ah, dude savvy!
Alright boys, gather round, gather round real quick boys.
I think we have to make an exit strategy here.
I should we go back up the zip line
in the triangle house, through the triangle house door,
house door make a laugh make another twid left up the mountain down the mountain hit the button and
that guy immediately went the wrong way
follow me clue follow me gang
Oh
Little bit of group for the boys back home
Oh
We're good. We're good. They got a little bit more goop. Oh
Oh, nothing just hanging around
It wasn't that guy a part of the team that betrayed us
You traitor! I made that up!
Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work.
You need a shield charger.
Anybody have a gun and a shield and a charger?
Please, for the love of God.
I've got one! I've got one!
I got you! I got you! I got you!
Where you at? Where you at?
There you go, Chief! There you go!
Oh, well, now it's completely useless.
Oh, let me get you another one!
There you go, Chief! There you go!
Stay healthy, stay healthy, boys!
Stay healthy, boys!
Oh
What what happened what what the hell
What that
I don't know
What that what oh?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
If you find some charges, I need a buddy absolutely absolutely. I'll keep you posted. I keep you posted
Yeah, good work team good work, I can't believe all other 13 of those people were all traitors
Gotta watch your back out here boys. You gotta watch your back
I see do not have one
I got advanced park powers. No way that doesn't work. I got one. Oh, no. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What?
The extract is closed you know what's up if you were a hot dog, what would you put on yourself?
Your dad
You dad slowly and cinchly every Wednesday and Thursday of the week
Now let's leave oh
Wait oh
This way this way boys go back go back go back go back go back
We I got no I got what I got one
Oh
Let's get out of here boys. It's got here with all our bounty our booty or plunder
Thank you sir, I'm gonna start another war God speed gentlemen God speed
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent, great.
Excellent, great, gentlemen, excellent, great.
Such what happened to that last guy.
Didn't see that coming.
Not gonna lie to you, I didn't think wolf packs could hurt people.
Fuck that guy!
His group was plentiful.
Now let me get a little, let me get coaxing real quick, let me get coaxing real quick.
One moment, clue.
Where the hell is he? He's still not here.
Is he still in the mage-shock raid?
CLONK J!
Which coach you do? That's what I'm asking. That's what I'm asking. I don't know.
I
Know I have too few players. I know we have too few players. I see you saying it. I see you saying it
That's what we're trying to get coaxing. That's why I'm trying to get coaxing
So good no friends sad. What kind of first-time chance that felt close. He won't be here momentarily. Don't you worry?
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him. Hopefully doesn't wake up racist
Give them a quick quick jingle
Ring ring ring
Don't got to see remote options. We can either ringing towns, but I'm calling about calling
Oh, Oh, Oh, she is meditating.
Oh, you didn't answer.
What?
You call she ditch us?
One more solo raid, one more solo raid, they've honestly been going pretty good.
Let me organize my group, one moment, two, one moment, guys, I understand that we have
too few players, you don't have to keep saying it.
dock on the flip phone I heard twitch whispers is the best way to reach him
hmm join myth no we're playing the coaxie oh there he is
look hey how are you on this fine day
hello sir did I have
alluded I think 15 Queen course
the last two games yeah
I mean a harvester course and everyone's running around saying I killed it I didn't
get any loot
I brought four dead mines in I'm freaking that's worth more than any number of matriarch
coins
Let me get you here. Let me get you here. By the way, I've actually been avoiding the stream
cybers quite well
Yeah, no, yeah that last solo look like it we actually uh
Yeah, that last solo only look like there was 20 instead of 40. So good job. Why we
Nice.
Coxy, there's a difference between people who want to get in your game and people who just happen to be in your game.
Yeah, no, no, no, definitely.
Alright, pal.
There's a difference between my dad leaving and my dad going to get milked 20 years ago, but the end is still the same exact way.
No, they were nice people.
They were kind people.
They helped me and then I betrayed 95% of them.
of them. You see that last kill I got? You ever get one of those kills? But you haven't.
Yeah, I thought you were going to die when I saw you on your knees for the fifth time,
so I walked away. But now I'm back. Well, I just heard your dad was in the area. No,
but did you see the kill I got with the Wolfpack? No, I didn't. You killed someone
with the Wolfpack? Yeah, there was a spider next to me, so I thought it'd be funny
to throw a Wolfpack. And so I threw a Wolfpack, and all the rockets came down
on the spider. There was a guy standing on top of it. And then we proceeded
to kill him. I did see a clip of you running down a mountain and then saying you're going
to prove everyone wrong and then immediately die.
You guys are crazy these days. AI is pretty crazy actually. Did you see it? Was there
a sewer or watermark? Oh there might have been in the bottom right. Double check, double
check it was a sort of watermark don't check that don't take that yeah yeah yeah
is pretty crazy yeah I is pretty good you mentioned it mm-hmm yep mm-hmm yeah you
gotta be careful out there you gotta be careful out there um okay so I've been
farming okay I have 62 C4s and I can craft a hundred and eighty three jolt
mines me Tars why should the story of Anakin Skywalker be studied as the
greatest villain to ever exist. Anakin Skywalker's transformation from hero to
Sith is a masterclass in tragedy. His fall highlights themes of ambition, fear, and
the corrupting nature of power. His internal struggle makes him relatable.
You want the Zaza, sir? What the hell does that have to do with anything we're doing?
Mr. Peanut would you play marathon when it comes out in March or will you never touch that game knowing it might be worse than Tarkov?
Okay, this was to talk up now let me honestly you went close in you have on this one. I
Jump on this one everybody. No, hold up
Everybody berated me when I said this the first time were you there for the marathon beta?
I played it I actually very much enjoyed how the guns felt in my hands like it felt so snappy
your tongue I felt so I like it like you okay like apex like that's just a battle royale
right but the way everything is so snappy it makes the game like that's a big thing for
me like void like some people be like oh boy who cares massive thing for me another match
thing to me is snappy feeling when you're doing anything weapons you know
shields all that stuff it felt really snappy now I know they stole art and
that's hilarious but would I play it would you play it was you go see that's
my question when you play I'm gonna I enjoyed it I'm gonna play it you to
play it you're gonna play it I'm still gonna play I found it fun I don't know
if I'd say fun fun it did kind of get boring after a while but that was
Yeah, it was like a beta, you know, there's nothing really out.
Honestly, I'm going to say this.
I will give it another chance.
I will give it another chance.
As long as they agree to me in contractual obligation to steal more art.
That's a big thing for me as well.
Snappy movements, Void, and Stealing Art.
Three things that make a game great.
You agree with me on this?
Back to you about this one.
No, I agree with everything that you just said.
Okay, let me get a little bit of groupie.
Let me get a little bit of groupie.
You're gonna free free kit a truck first first right of the day. Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm gonna make sure you can get it
How'd the raise been though other than that good we I'm actually do you know much money I've got right now
Enough to make you want to poop
Seriously, I've got seven okay. I've got seven hundred and fifteen thousand wait what were you playing all five?
No, no, that's all from literally the last hour and 48 minutes with the being the bungalows. We did it ourselves
Oh
Who's might be the fucking play? I know I you have like 20 people to rescue
Cozy it wasn't just because I had 20 people to res me
Jack us
I was also killing it out there on the court. Oh
Oh, you were angel restyle. Trust me. And now we went over this. Okay.
Bungalow is actually telling before that raid was I not killing it with the Toro was I not was I not killing it
You know I had guys slander my name
Slander my good name one guy came down blue hallway. You're a piece of shit. You're ass your garbage
You know I did pieces that's up took his ass and put it in the dirt
Hey, I put him in the dirt and then I spit on him. I spit on him
Now did he enjoy it? Did he enjoy that a little bit? Sure, but it was disrespectful. It was degrading and then I killed him and I murdered him
It was like I was O.J. Simpson and he was my wife, but
One quick one quick moment one quick moment
I'm bringing an anvil 2 and that's it okay we just said free kid oh yeah you
like you like no we don't honestly I'm gonna bring in like a humble kid a
humble kid okay humble kid humble kid what is a humble kick then I'll bring
it on a humble kid is an anvil 2 oh so like a portrait kid a humble kid a
Hum a humble kid
Like a poor kid
Humble kid a humble kid, okay. I'll bring in a humble kid to okay good
I'm gonna bring in like a
Bobcat the pores are around close to Jesus Christ
Aren't you up your game? How much you oh, well, they're mine to meet Jackson's face what now?
They get
Humble kid. Humble kid. Humble kid.
I'm taking my bungalows, keep telling me that I've got two few players. Are you getting that too?
Well, I think it's because they're killing duos. I like the most if you kill your trios. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm thinking. They are horrible at spelling. Horrible at spelling.
Guys, two has an O in it and few is spelled F-E-W. It's not one word.
You know what, for Christmas, I'll hand out big series of the Mung Linus.
That's good, that's good.
Little Christmas cheer, a little Santa Claus whimsy.
You want to come on?
No, I agree.
It was socks.
It was socks.
Yeah, the socks stay on, you know what I'm saying?
100% the shoes stay on.
The work boots.
Yeah.
And so now's the $3,000 dog Gibson I'm on.
Hey, you too?
Seized detachable comeback. Uh-huh. See
Later now we're docking. We're docking. I'll have to put it in the cat. We're looking up
Let's ride.
I've been high by the way, I tell you my new strategy.
I'm hiding.
I look like it worked.
Oh, see that last.
Oh, yeah.
It looked like it really worked.
Oh, see it.
It did work.
It's not my fault.
my fault. A peanut got a little motion. It's not my fault. Can a peanut get a little motion?
Can a peanut get a little motion? And society goes mad.
That's not me actually. They just recognized me when I was in the game.
Oh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. They didn't try to get in. They were just in.
That's the motion. You play with Ken. Who's Ken?
Okay, let's run!
I'm back. I'm back. Dude, I have to
clean my monitor. I see it
everywhere. I saw a picture of your
dad. Let's take me to
I'm back. Dude, I have to clean my monitor. Oh, my God, I saw a picture of your dad. Let's
take me to. Holy shit. Get crazy. Jesus. I'm taking my, my house is haunted. That's
supposed to be everywhere. Yeah. Whoo. How did I get 47 and a half terabytes of your dad's
But oh
Any moment now
Nice good job
Honestly, you're there, right? Yes, because you have to be close. You're like 1.5 off. I know I'm probably like three
Why like 3.2 right now?
What's getting very close?
Very close.
Hey, that's really good.
Not really good.
That's like a shimmy video.
What is that good? You know what I mean?
That good for you? Die.
In the game of course. In the game of course.
In the game. In the game. Inongrades.
Inongrades and Salamandes.
Inongrades and Salamandes weekend.
What else do we have three days? 1.8 million three days?
Make it 1.9.
It's been a month, and you've been at 200k for a month.
How the fuck are we supposed to get 1.3 in three days?
It's 1.8, dumbass!
ass and you're talking to LeBron James of Arc Raiders how would you put some
fucking respect on my name oh shit
no way he called me on the wall good thing uh go blame
yeah yeah that was nice that was crispy hot hot hot because you know the what you
like kombucha juice from those season single moms going through a midlife
crisis that's why I don't like it do we would you are you sure that was a
a double headshot?
Yeah, I headshot him, and then you've headshot him.
You headshot him, right?
I think so. I don't know.
I was aiming for the head, but I usually don't hit the head when I aim for him.
So you used to give him head.
Well, she's only for the right price.
She's only for the right price.
Oprah Winfrey, she's a bit stingy,
but I lower down to a price point.
Oh my God! On me! On me! On me!
Where?
That's me, he's stupid.
I think they're both stupid.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
See you later, stinky.
There's another team.
OHH!
OHH!
You see that? You see that?
Go, go, go!
You're gonna stop, look!
You'll catch a dead ass on a sack of tenders down!
Oh my god, on my block!
I swear to god, on my mother!
oh my god oh my god this is massive this is massive news oh my god putting
her ass and then send me a video which are the homies in sub-locking figure
out about this one holy shit that's nice that's good who do we need to get
I've got
I made sure I stopped
Oh you're good to go, you're good to go
Keep forward doing it
In front of me, in front of me
Oh gotcha
Oh shit
Hit him in the head
Right in the head of the stage
One's in the head
Oh hey, let's push it
Ah, let's go right
Stand back
Okay, can I get back?
Oh oh my god I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good
stand back oh shit
yeah right here no way I shot in between them just standing oh my god if I
get hit in a single shot there would be some line one's on the place hit one
Oh ding-o ding-o
Hold on
I'm coming up. I'm coming up. I'm
What that?
Oh, nice work
Come on James!
Oh
Oh my god
you know I'm on my way someone just got snagged
oh my oh my good
you can see the steps above us it's okay
we should hide I think we are we have you to go to both of them or no yeah
they were free cats I've smelled my ass when I'm going up a zip I was watching
watch your feet!
oh shit true
hold this heel to inside
shake the mask
new tech
a ladder
watch the tech
watch the tech
they're gonna be on these bodies
inside somewhere 100%
where?
promise? they're in here somewhere
I hear him. Second floor maybe? Are you sure? I'm more hiking. They're both up here. I'm
pretty certain you are making these people up. I swear. I'm fairly sure. Oh go back, go back.
Yeah, go down, go down, he's down there, he's down there, I'm going in!
Got him, nice.
Be gone with you, miscreant.
Oh, it's a fictin' all, not too shabby.
You know StarFord's got me a Christmas present, and it was from-
The giant dildo?
No, it was a goop-goop-goop shirt from one of the people stealing my trademark and selling
it.
Wait, I see that all the time, and I've reported.
Wait, on-on-on, on the other side, on the other side.
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, just suck it tonight
SHIT!
Too easy, too easy!
Go back to the shuttle route and watch you spawn demon!
I'll save you. I'll save you save you and take the X back.
Get into that back, this baron's a bastard!
Yeah, come here. Come here. Where you going? I'm calling!
Hey, don't, where you going, Mr. Silly?
Where you going?
To this guy.
There you go.
I think he's above us.
Look, see, before you go, grab his backside.
Oh, shit.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Excellent work.
Excellent work.
Excellent work, boys.
Excellent work.
There's somethin' for the boys back home.
Ooooooo...
We're doing really good this way, Coachy.
Okay, I think the anvil might be meta again.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...
It was never not meta.
Little bit of goop.
It should take me a while to organize my goop.
It could give me like, five minutes.
Honestly, we can do this fuckin' fast extract this.
You think so?!
got some right might as well we got some goop it per maybe pretend pertains
got some money
I see some oh oh my oh oh
Oh
It is the year of the dragon
Hey, I'm gonna make sure you do take it it
Coming up. Yeah, right now. Oh, no, but there should be some on that guy
Okay, this is the blueprint if you want it
Well back at a big about
There's a pharaoh four here you left who picks up pharaoh fours
With my name or is one of those stinky pores
Raise your hand if you're over up one million. Oh wait, sorry. It's your hand if you have friends and bitches
You can't you can't you have no arms. You have no arms
You can't even raise it you can't even raise your hands
What the hell is wrong with you?
You actually couldn't raise your hands if you wanted to you have to get someone to raise their hand for you
I got someone to raise my cock, too, while I'm pissing at your dad.
And I kiss him sensually under the moonlight while I have my pinky in his ass.
You stupid bitch.
ALREADY!
Wait, we're leaving.
Oh, wait, what the hell is my guy doing?
Oh, no, please.
Oh, you guys are close.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I'm good to go.
I
Have you seen that new actually it was actually one of my dreams one of my dream, you know, like I've got
Without you like getting the item in talk of stuff like that
I've always wanted a viral sound of yeah of me going around and I
Well, it's not really a great one, but it's the one where I go
I think I was talking to you and we hope what I say was it guys was it again? It was I
Get your dad to
Stroke my shit in a pretty black dress. I bought from TJ Max. He's
We've made it boys. I've always wanted to buy or sound a big talk
Yeah, that's become a mine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's go!
It's pretty viral.
Normally when I see your clips, I double tap and press non-interested, but that one still
keeps coming up.
Okay.
By the way, I've seen that.
I've seen people take a picture of that screen and then press non-interested.
And then take a picture and then post the picture in the comments of the video
You're helping me you idiot if you want to hurt me don't make a comment that helped me in the algorithm
It just won't show you my car dead
I'm telling you my Johnny. I'm Johnny the world is dumb and dumber every single day
Yeah.
Excellent, Rachel.
Excellent, Ray.
Yeah, but...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, you goobed there, right?
Oh, Mr. Gleedz!
I gave up on my to get some words!
My to my boy!
Good man!
Good, I'm mad!
Massive dover that's happened to Gleedz!
Shit!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
My man, my man!
You're a bad man.
He's laughing fun.
Thank you Mr. Glaze.
Freeze each brother.
He needs a word of peace.
My stream in the bungalows like that big man.
Big up brother.
Hope you're doing it well.
Hope you're doing it well.
Hope things are going great for you brother.
Hope things are going great for you brother.
Good man.
Good man.
Watch your man.
Good man.
Oh, um, that'll be organized by Google.
You I'm telling you, it's like they don't know that we hear them say we got
too few players.
Yeah, it's a lot of people don't know they had to do those guys.
There's duals in this game.
There's two solos too.
Mm-hmm.
And there's solos and there's solos and trios too few is slow is solo.
Yeah, we did it.
Yeah.
If you're solo, it's too few players.
we told my mission something drugs are you are you on the
Zaza shit I just you know sometimes you know what I bet
this is I bet it's like that's six seven thing in front of
my like I don't I don't get it six seven six seven boys the
number after 66 and before 68 but like but like what does it
mean you come out what does it mean seven uh it means six seven six seven okay got it
got it all right jit all right jit oh captain ass on a stack keep it real to no down touch it touch it
yeah for real for real she's too hot my fuck you're speaking facts you're speaking facts on my
block you're not my mama put that shit down holy dingro harry west or east side she west side
of course we're sad.
Sheesh.
I thought he was dead.
All right, now you as a grown man hop in a pair of red clothes
and me as a grown man hop in a pair of blue clothes
and let's kill each other.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
The master plan.
The master plan.
I try to pay you the big bucks.
I tell you, I don't know if I could keep it real out on those streets yet.
If I saw someone coming in a pure red pair of sweatpants, hoodie, and a red beanie, I'd
go, oh, yeah, this is my turf.
All right, buddy.
Okay, you can have the Taco Bell and maybe the Burger King.
All right, but the other side of the street, I really like Wannaburger.
I'm going to need access to it.
I don't know how they keep a big face while they're doing all that shit.
I could not.
I could not.
I could do it.
I'm going to get a nice pack.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Oh yeah, I even started drinking myself.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Thanks for reminding.
I should kind of get a little scared,
saying those jokes nowadays,
because I used to make Crips vs Blood jokes
when I was a small streamer,
but like, what if there's like a,
an off chance in a crib where Blood's
watching the stream, just like,
enemy that it kills me whatever side you're on is the cool side fuck those
fuck those other guys that's what I say that's what I say that's what I say
represent she's CO5 013 0265 6 7 I said you side maybe perhaps for side your
side to the best. Let me tell you that. You decide the best.
To get a little bit of one second, gentlemen.
Guys, we just jammed. We're not jamming. We just jammed. We're not jamming.
I find a little bit of jamming.
It's my jam!
You're like a baby, you're like a baby
I keep going back to you, back to you, back to you, back to you
Damn it
All the voices in my head get louder
They told me not to tell you about their issue
Now what about her?
That's my vision, see
Yeah, I love you, but you're all in trouble
I knew I never said I didn't love it
Caught the couple of holes in my heart
So fuck it, and the thought of chemicals
oh no, there's all the tools for falling to death
I can't go back to back here
oh no, no, no
I can't go back to back here
oh no, no, no
I haven't got the parents
I can't go back to back here
I can't go back to back here
I'm gonna get you, man
I'm gonna get you
Oh, stop it!
Run!
I'd start checking the water distillation system in the underground tunnels should be
I see a lot to learn there from my old designs.
Let's ride!
Push, you ready?
Hey, what's up man?
Just hanging around.
Hang on my Johnson.
Yeah, I hear you, Nickel.
Jeez!
Thank you, Sheriff.
You're real good.
Waiter!
Wait!
Tor!
One big meaty penis, please.
In between two buns?
Between your two finest sesame seed buns.
Oh, people are already dying.
Yeah, we're late.
Cool.
We're late?
No, I got juice for us.
You are a seed dude.
I have not been to the store since I found out that I have two tequila bottles and a
bottle in my pantry I
Hate leaving my house. I hate it with every fiber in my being it is the worst
I'm telling you go to the gas station now listen. They're nice people. I'm not docking them personally
But I'm so so I want to get my voodoo ranger
I want to get my six million lights and I want to leave
I don't want to stand between the behind three rednecks paying for cigars with quarters for 20 minutes
And then get asked about my day how my day is going. It's going horribly. I had to leave my house, ma'am
Now run me my shit
You're talking about that makes sense to you exactly exactly. I just I just door-dashed everything
I door-dashed
I will I can't do it as secretly like
If you do it as I can't I don't know why I can't I I take on every app provide your ID
No, I've I've I've
Was the next party
You probably have a couple of them in your town right now. I don't know about your day
No, those are the those are the people I'm waiting behind in line while they're buying cigarette for bullets
I
For some reason I cannot do it as six big lights
I can't do it as beer, but it's like three times more expensive. So I don't like doing it
Like she's I'll get three six packs of yeah, voodoo ranger, and it's like 75 dollars
I've done it like twice when I was really really desperate, but
That is way too much fucking money for a ridiculous amount a ridiculous amount dude, okay
It's ridiculous. Do we be assholes? Oh, yeah
There's so many of them on the far side actually doing the matrix right now, and I have 64
Let's kill them. Well, yeah, we have to wait till I finish it
The art all we kill a man that we finish it ourselves
Wait, we should wait till after 17 minutes
Wait, we'll go on our side. One's on our side.
One on our side.
We should expect that they're TV together, by the way.
But you're not.
This guy goes there.
You're not free to go.
You're not free to go bastard!
I'll miss my day!
Okay, well now the entire server is going to be double-seam, man.
Let's kill him quick before they can get over here and regroup.
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
There's second floor. Let's get him, let's get him.
Okay, wait, we should just do this together.
Uh, yeah, that's why I'm telling you about it.
Okay, we should go up on the zips, they're not gonna expect it, they're gonna expect this.
Hey, headshot one, headshot one, will they build?
Oh, you're a fucking weirdo, nice shot.
He's dead? Oh my god, you're weird.
Yeah, there's some, some, there's some, some, good thing, uh, Diplom, Geboosie, good job.
Ah, he's so sad.
Don't see, listen, any other time I would say let's let him live for the good of humanity.
I need 1.8 million space dollars right now!
Honestly.
He was so sad though, did you hear that?
No.
Okay, okay, okay. Now, everyone's fighting on the far side.
Let's get him!
Okay, hold on.
I hit that one?
Hey, where are you shooting?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Is that your key?
Wait, what's up, bro?
Who's the guy with an equalizer?
Oh, oh my god, oh my god, we are getting shot, we are getting shot!
Are you a cheat? Are you a cheat?
F**k!
I'm back to maximum power!
Look, they were so low!
E-9!
What?
What did I do?
I did nothing, I did nothing!
Hey, I downed one, I downed one.
Oh, good work!
Fuck it!
Another one down, another one down.
Back from?
Hey, he jumped. That guy jumped.
Aaaaaaah, yes!
Aaaaaaah, yes!
Yo, I'm hidden! I'm hidden!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
He was calling bitches!
We're not bitches!
We're cool!
We're losing a guy down below.
Hey, what in the head?
Hit the pipe three times?
For good luck?
Tr-Track one?
Tracked another one?
Found one?
Oh!
Charge!
Hey, be that.
GOOOOOOODGE!
Yeah, they're all one.
Got one, got one! Go for the other one!
I see.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
On you.
There's one that got away, there's one that got away, I don't know where he went.
I hit him!
Oh, he's dead.
There's one more, there's one more, there's one more!
There he is, there he is!
Got him, got him!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
You're outta here!
Okay, pre-nud.
Uh...
Wait, what?
I... uh... I killed three people down below...
Okay!
Down he's there.
Wait, let's go... how are you...
Go, go, go, go, go!
He's homeless!
We're all the rich people!
Dude...
Down below, I think.
We gotta get the goop, gotta get the goop!
Wait, under... under right here.
Wait, did you check out coming out coming?
Is there the guy we downed?
I don't know.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
This guy might have an equalizer on his back.
GAAAH!
Is that him?
He didn't go- oh my god, there's one of me!
Help!
SHIT!
SHIT!
I-
Oh my god!
I
Die is one shot
Get out of here!
Dude, okay, you have to tell me.
Dude, I'm gooping, I'm gooping, I'm gooping!
Good, good, good, good, good, goop more.
These guys are, these guys are shit talking, I said they're all freaky.
you see that?
You see that?
I
Did I did
I even made sure I cracked it for you though. Yeah, that's one here
We went about killing the maitriarch.
Okay, I don't have anything to kill.
You got two whole crackers.
I'll give you one.
Okay, wait, wait, do you have a jambal?
I've got you.
Here, vagina.
I've got three stacks.
Okay, we can actually do this.
We'll be right though.
It's smoking already.
Wait, someone called the extract.
Oh, I've also got a hatch key, by the way.
I've got a hatch key.
Yeah, I have two hatch keys as well.
Oh, good thinking.
I'll just go to get more hatch keys.
Good thing, huh?
You're blam. You're bluesy.
I got...
What's he doing?
He's just standing there!
Finishing the...
Where?
Oh!
Oh!
Is that players or people?
Oh, oh, oh, players or P. Oh,
I players are hard.
The hell is going on?
I don't know.
It's Mr.
Crabbs.
I don't think you're playing or a or a people.
I'm going to fuck you.
I can't see anything.
One moment.
I see anything.
Oh my god space Jesus
Yeah, I have no ammo
We already demo it was for bitches. Oh my god
I'm gonna kill the m8narch with zero bullets.
I don't know.
Okay, you can kill it, just make sure you shoot a score.
Okay, okay, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm on the case.
Wait, who the hell are these guys?
I don't know, these guys are half of them are homeless.
Goop, goop, goop.
You missed some good goop, me a pal.
You missed some good goop.
I missed him with that Sublime Goop, he missed him with that Supreme Goop.
You have three bites?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
of great fortune oh there's a leap up here
leave no there is more to be done live by the group die by the group holy shit
Nah.
Heeeeee!
No thanks.
I choose life.
I choose to be alive.
Well, time to let him have it.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, my man!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
I just believe my man!
We don't have the shit to kill this.
Yes we do.
Okay, do me ammo then.
Why'd you just ask?
Here you go.
Alright, I hit you.
This is...
Okay.
It's too frosty boys.
We have to wait for it to get closer.
No we don't.
I'm...
Oh my god.
Get in.
Okay.
My shield's broken.
Okay, make our way to this hatch. Okay.
Microwave it at this hatch and then we can take it from that hatch. Okay. We can extract. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Well, I'm chill with that. I'm getting jiggy with that. I'm picking up what you've written down, slime.
You're gliding up on my plank, goo.
Here, do you need a vent? No, I've got plenty of vent. Oh, thank you, you jigger.
This still on us by the way the bottom here. No, that's the meat yard
You should have seen those shots those were immaculate
Shit, I actually might be the little bonjays walk leaders
Oh
Dingle dingle
Who's he making your way over yonder
Yeah, man, I'm making my way over yonder. Okay good
That's good to hear that's good to hear
No shield we don't need seals seals are for bitches
bitches and pussies all right I'm the way hey you let Jason fucking boring but
I start blasting you dinga your blam big Lucy good job oh my god
What's going on out there I've got a direct I've got a direct line of sight to his
robust he right here oh yeah uh-huh uh-huh you show me first you'll go down
Look at that! Direct line of sight! Direct line of sight!
Oh, bombs! Bombs! Bombs!
Oh my God! Direct line of... What the hell? You're right!
Bombs! I'll... Where am I going to go?
What?
Dude, focus on the mission! Come on! Stop digging around! Focus on the mission!
Oh my God!
I guess we figured out what happened to all the guns I guess we figured out what happened
Every single gun all of them. Oh, yeah, every single gun all of the guns every single gun
Not a single one is still here because of what happened with the bomb
What's his what's his clank of doing?
What the clank of doing? Yeah, it is so much on fire. You just have to shoot the core. I'll shoot the core
I'm doing the core
I got it five times directing the Roobacy
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Quick, get your mixture.
We're back!
We're back!
Lock in!
It is so low.
It's dead, it's dead, it's dead!
Oh, we did it, we did it!
We did it!
Stay on this side!
We're the winners!
This is going to be so much fucking goop.
Get the goop, get the goop, get the goop!
Why does it not give me any looting?
Oh, wait.
I'll loot the core.
Oh fuck, the core's on the other side.
Yo, I can smoke you while you want to loot the core.
I'll loot the core for you.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
I...
Oh!
I...
Oh...
Oh...
These are the Goobad!
These are the Goobad!
I have all the goop. Yeah
Why see the core I go over the core I already do I already do I have the core got the core
Do not die to the batch it up there you have no armor the batches right here
We live in one goop
Give me one goop.
Someone's stealing all the goop!
Yeah, that's crazy, right?
Someone's taking it all!
Yeah, come to the extract.
Wait, there's two things there.
Don't die. You're not dying to that.
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH, MAH-Y!
OOOH!
OOOH!
Oh
In the great fortune
we got a minute forty seven we got to get out of here you want you want this
course let me check the extractor you're gonna have to clear your entire
fucking inventory okay okay all right I got it I'm on it I'm on it
go go go the austere doing inventory management over here no I have one two
three four five six seven eight nine course oh dingle okay how much is
Affinitated force up for it more than a core. I don't fucking know
Oh
I'm gonna drop my hat ski you got your hat ski right? Yes, give me can I have two magnetic accelerators?
Okay
I'm gonna get it.
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Clugsy,
you and mine
did something about
giving me a sword spell to organize my goop.
Yeah.
This is sword spell.
This is sword spell.
Quickie, just a little quickie.
One moment, gentlemen.
Well, I organize my goop.
Yeah
All this money on me make me want a poop
Pull up to your crib in that medley poop
Hit the studio just to take a duke
Run up to the streets with that poop loop
Pull up to your block to your fucking trap
Run up with the stag with the fuck crap
Get them fucking bread getting fucking bands
Pull up on your man's like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the beat, with the fuckin' beat
Bicky on my head, bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, I'm a crib, I'm a fuckin' crib
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop.
All this fucking bread, make me wanna poop.
Pull up to the studio and take a duke.
Hopping out some family poop.
And there's some light, there's some light.
Maybe for you, Cloaksy, that was a big rain, but me and
the Bungalynists, we're used to it by now.
We don't recall that over here, Cloaksy.
We don't recall that.
But another day in the office.
Another day, another nickel.
really it isn't I mean guys is anyone really impressed is anyone really impressed
that watches me is anybody really impressed oh my god you have it all
how are you so good peanut you're literally cheating there's no way you're
that good peanut have my baby's peanut please I want to fuck you guys seriously
can we I don't think anyone is I see color closely I'm trying to settle down
my bungalows for a second guys seriously can we're all adults you
Can we all just calm down for a second guys?
Can we all calm down?
It really, I mean, was that really that good?
I mean, maybe for the average player, sure.
Maybe for like an average player, but I don't know.
Maybe I'm not into it.
Maybe I'm not into it, and I mean,
maybe I'm just not into it at this point
because I'm always doing this good.
Coach, did you think that was a big raid?
No?
No, yeah, you think that was a big raid, do you think?
No, that was a small one.
I screwed up in the room.
I don't know what to do. Hold up. I gotta I gotta figure this out. I'm actually over one million space dollars by the way
You know that
Honestly
Yeah, wow nice
Yeah, I should let me take let me check my total progress to
You were 3.5. Yes, you only need 1.5 more
We can totally do that that's easy
Easy.
Honestly, yeah, we just have to keep...
We just have to do the exact same thing we just did.
Five more times in a row without losing one.
Probably 10.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Six more times.
No, five more times.
Because it was 250,000.
But the total value was like 330,000.
But I sold the main shot cards alone
with 250 straight cash.
Okay, there's also a better way to do it.
So, if you want straight cash,
then I don't drop you a major course.
I drop you three of the magnetic accelerators.
You get 3,000 more dollars
if you have three accelerators.
Dude, I had four stacks of that.
Yeah, but I had like fucking six stacks of it.
Oh, from now on, I'll just drop you.
That would have been very helpful information.
Five minutes ago, Jackass!
I was running around looting corners!
Because he would have gone ooooohh, ooooohh, ooooohh, ooooohh!
I don't remember doing that.
I don't remember doing that.
You're literally just making this up.
You're literally just making that up.
I'm actually on the corners!
You're literally making that up.
You saw how many meet-yart corners I had, and you got jealous.
You saw how much meet-yart cause I got out with, and you got jealous.
That's what's happening right here.
I gave them.
I gave them.
You saw how much meet-yart cause I got out with, and you got jealous.
It's okay.
You were something, nothing in your pants!
It's okay. Listen, Cloaksy, we all know you're jealous of how many meets your course. I got one you we all know guys people
You know, oh my goodness
Dallas much
Poxy, you know one day, maybe you'll be as good as an awkward display is there maybe I wouldn't count on so I would count
I would count
We all it's gonna be Tom on the clock. We come on the clock
Okay, all righty then
By the way, I have
11 shock traps do you want those
Dude I farmed
That's hey, I told you the beginning I can I can craft a hundred and sixty of them right now
Shock traps of them. Yeah, I farmed for like three hours before you got on but I'm gonna sell them like I need space
I need space. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I
Still don't have any room
This is been or key
I'm just gonna keep mags from now on you come on mags and suckin jokes. What do you think?
All right, do you have a bunch of patches in your inventory? Yeah, I did I just sort of I just sort of
Yeah, it's only keep only keep like two mags at a time because if you die like twice in a row with two mags
I'm sort of ass, you know?
But we don't have to worry about that.
Maybe the average player has to worry about something like that.
Absolutely right.
Could have said it better myself, I think it goes in.
Could have said it better myself.
I'll be behind my screen.
Let's ride.
I'm almost ready, but it's going to be one short spell.
One short spell.
Don't block me!
You can't say let's ride and then give me a second when you say let's ride. I'm expecting to get in there
You know let's ride sometimes me not doing my loading scene too. Oh
It's I I probably should come up with a new saying for loading scene like let's wait I left way
Let's wait a little okay
I
Waiting okay, well what's ready? I'm always ready
I have no space for mr. Chicken and his goodies
I'm just selling my feeling on it's not like anybody doesn't do with those
That comes to trash supposedly you got self buff. That's whatever it like what I was telling me right after just so literally ever seen one of them
It's you stupid person cozy are you are you playing on my downfall? Do you want me to suffer?
Do you want me to die?
I do.
You want me to?
OK.
All right.
Every single day I wake up and I wish I was there
on the day you were conceived.
So I can push your dad off your mom
and intercept the cum shop meter.
Just to make it so you weren't born.
Look, see, look, see, you have no idea.
You have no idea.
I am working on a time machine in my bathroom right now.
So I can go back and jerk your dad off 46 times
before your conception.
So when he's blowing your mom's back out, he shoots nothing but air and dust and you're never bored
In the game of course in the game. Let's see who gets it done first. Let's see. Let's let's see. Let's see
What the what the better peanut? Let the better peanut win 20 subs on the line 20 subs
Do you are you to check you? Are you to chicken?
21
You hear this guy? You hear this guy? You hear this guy? You hear this guy? You hear this guy?
Two chicken! You're two chicken!
MAKE IT 25!
MAKE IT 25 SONS!
YOU PIZZA SHIT!
BITCH!
You're on, man.
Also, I still have no room in my stash. I'm still getting ready.
I'm so sorry. Give me one second.
I can't figure this out.
I, for the life of me, cannot figure this out.
I've got one spot.
Oh my god, this is this is this is this is hell this is hell on earth this is hell on earth oh
My god, nobody has suffered like I am suffered right now in the in in human history
Literally no one has suffered more than I'm suffering right now literally no one oh my god
Okay, I'm okay, I I spent all that time making room and I made the wrong ammo
Oh, are you kidding me?
Oh my god.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Okay.
Let's do the same.
Oh.
We saw the legend.
We saw like four of them.
We saw the affiliates.
Oh, Mr. Zeke and Mr. Smoky.
But we'll find everyone's good man.
Good man.
Oh, now let's ride.
Watch your backs, Raiders. The Maytriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near, and always keep a close
eye on them!
That's right. In fact, today, here's our infact, a legume. There, that guy. If it
wasn't for closer, you'd be broke, Mr. Notch. If it wasn't for closer, you'd
be my ass and so be tight. That's whatever would happen if closer wasn't the situation.
You got a license for that thing?
You got a license for that? Goddamn!
Okay, race car driver, what?
By the gods, by the gods.
I'm going so damn fast!
You're going so fucking fast, fella!
Safe!
Follow me, crew.
I need some silly things to focus on.
You can think it, you can think it.
I'm going to take another sip, give me a second.
I'm going to take another sip, give me a second.
I'm going to take another sip, give me a second.
I'm going to take another sip, give me a second.
I'm gonna take another sip. Give me a second.
Perfect.
Let me tell you, let me tell you something, Cozy.
Let me, what's that drink you drink that's Japanese or whatever the shit?
Kimbukchee juice? No, no, no, no, what's the, what's the alcoholic drink that you, that you would bag it about?
Jong-Chi?
No, we don't have to know that.
Soju. Soju, soju.
Don't you eat the type of sake?
Okay.
Soju, soju's great.
Soju, here's my thing.
The horrible, disgusting taste that comes after drinking like a 45% liquor is like kind of half of it for me.
That's kind of what does it for me.
You know what?
Oh.
It gives you that zing.
Wait, wait, they're fighting for it.
Oh!
Welcome!
One shot, one shot!
Got him?
Wait, I just snucked him in the head with a pharaoh.
You shot another guy, you shot another guy.
You have the guy I'm talking about.
I see the house to your left.
Okay.
Let me, let me.
Come on.
Look at all the-
Wait, he's in here?
He's in the garage.
He's right over there.
I saw him, he's one shot, he's one shot.
Lock in.
Well, I have a plenty of gage three.
Am I an idiot?
Oh, we're gage side, we're gage side.
What is he got?
Oh, let's fuck these dudes.
There's who they can go I killed them looking stuff from the top of the tower I think oh we are oh
My god, hold on there's people in the building right next to us
It's a nod you jump oh, I hit him. I hit him
Yeah, it's a nod
So they're gonna be close. I'm behind you. I'm behind you
three dead bodies there three dead bodies go go yeah I think I actually broke my
WKM nine-jugging
right by me one
on the other side of the car we okay okay this is actually a problem I thought
it was a glitch last raid but I'm ready to get ready for them he's gonna put the car
on you we gotcha gotcha there he is there he is he's a ninja what you see
what you see it's Thursday today yeah fuck them this morning
I'm glad you could still pencil in your schedule to come play with us.
I appreciate that.
That's fast if W comes to you, the tad.
Yep.
What can I say, huh?
I already got a mean left hand.
Sheesh.
By the way, I just got a 204 with a blue magazine.
Okay, well, let me goop and then I'll trade you.
Well, fuck me three times.
I am impressed.
Instead of actually eating the literal poop out of my butthole, I'm keeping this
thing.
The toro is my weapon!
That's my shit!
You see me out on the court with the toro?
I'm dirty! I'm disgusting! I'm gross!
I said you look like Angel Reese!
Alright pal, I go hard in the paint.
I go hard within the painted lines.
Three pointers, layups, the whole she-bam.
Angel Reese wishes she could play ball like me.
Anybody can play ball like Angel Reese.
He's just wishing to play ball.
He's just wishing to play ball in general.
One moment.
Follow me through.
I actually got a W key too much when I broke my W key.
Really?
Yeah, last game I was like stopping it randomly.
I thought it was a game glitch, but it's happening this game too.
Um, alright, well let's extract him.
We got some loot, right?
Do we got a little bit of group?
There's more group to be gotten.
Or are the people at the top of group tower?
They're coming down, they're coming down as we speak!
Wait, they're coming-
They're going up, they're going up!
I'm on the bunnies, I'm on the bunnies!
So you are on 300 meters away.
They're- they're going back up!
I'm 300 meters away, I repeat, 300.
Fuck it, make it 400!
Oh, I knew this!
No, just wait.
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
No, no, no, I'm popping scent and I'm sprinting.
Just wait 30 seconds.
SHOOT!
Hang up!
Hang up!
Stop!
SHOOT!
One down.
Oh, I died.
Made sure, sure.
Hold up.
Hold up, sir.
One second.
Okay.
All right.
Pongsy, why did you not tell me that you weren't near me?
That would have been extremely helpful information in a situation like that.
Oh, new tech! You see that? You see that? New tech!
Hey. Whoa! You're crazy!
Now I'm gonna die now you got this you got this I'm so mad at you I hate you and everything
that you do I hate you and everything you do I hate you I hate you and I hate you
I hate him, I hate him.
Oh, I'm gonna start with the team leader.
A very common mistake.
A very common mistake.
A mistake, I actually see you making a lot out there.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Okay.
All righty then, all righty then.
I hate you.
Excellent, great, excellent, great.
No matter close, see a small setback
in the grand scheme of things.
a small bump on the road to success.
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Let me fill you in.
We are about to go in here and dominate
a mere 50,000 to 70,000 space tolerate.
Take it or leave it.
That's my thoughts on it.
We're gonna go in here.
Listen, he's very excited as well.
We're gonna go in here, medium kid.
No, you know what?
Medium to high kid.
We go in there, we take their lives,
then we take their group.
What about that?
I'm exactly you you're with me on this. No, I'm with you. Okay. Let me hide my screen
behind my screen. I'm gonna choose the random apps you see how to keep me sure I just need looks he's all do I've been trying to tell
him I'm telling you just stick with the TV that we would be fine. My name is streaming. I'm just playing offline drinking voodoo ranger
Holy shit dedication to the game. Love the game. I think you see a gentleman. You see that you see that
that's like me and CS go gambling and tell you sometimes I'll rip those bitches. I'm just chilling on a Sunday
I never win. My God is it is it a good feeling? Is it a good feeling?
One moment. I hate you
Here we go
Here we go. I think we can actually die like 10 rains and row and we still be on money from that first word
But we're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do that. I
Do I mean by my first blue seal from this society today. Hey, that's good fire
I think we get a lot of bombs for this raid a lot of bombs and guns bombs and guns I have
a bomb I have a bomb I'm dangerous yeah this next raid I have a bomb and a gun and I'm
very dangerous this next way I'll tell you that I'll tell you that I'll tell you if
Watch out, watch out, I have a gun and many bombs inside my vest.
We're about to dominate this next raid.
That's what's about to happen.
That's what's about to happen this next raid.
Let me tell you that right now.
All right, ready up?
One moment, one moment.
Okay, I should get a little bit more use than we're gonna go.
Okay, I'm good.
That's right.
Okay, wait.
What?
What?
What?
Look at the map, Ron.
Oh, wait, you're right. You're right. Wait, wait, wait.
You're game two, but you're game two.
I'm changing.
I'm not streaming! I don't need to!
How you skiing? How you skiing?
How you skiing?
I'm gonna fuck you.
What about that one? What about that one?
You like that one?
I'm in I'm in I'm just like you yeah, yeah, you just didn't yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Okay, I think I'm hiding our screens is actually kind of working today
I'm seriously think about it. Like we've actually decreased the number of people running up going Peter Peter. Am I right or am I wrong?
Don't say we you have a highly
Decreased a number of people doing that and I'm proud of you. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you
I knew Gordon was right. I here. I thought Gordon was a piece of shit in a liar
But in reality he was he was a truth or he was speaking the truth
That's actually what happened with people speak the truth. They call him crazy
They call him crazy, but then they find out they're right and that's what happened Gordon
I thought he was a piece of shit garbage piece of shit
Die but in reality in the game of course, but in reality
He was a genius a genius who was just ahead of his time your time up
I agree and you've probably never heard this once in your life, but I'm actually proud of you
Okay
Well, that's a shame to hear because I value you as a real friend and what you say has a lot of weight and
I really appreciate you
wait
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laa
Sing Sing!
God, yeah.
I actually feel bad for a second, but now I hope you step on a fucking bag, oh fuck
you.
Don't fuck you let's get it here.
Let's get it here let's get it done.
LET'S RUUUIDE!
I
Swear to God at this lady keeps talking about a damn beehive
I'm telling you I think it's some type of synonym. I think she's trying to have sex with me
That's what I think. No way a lady talks about a beehive
Monstrate that's not possible
We are fresh dude raid by the way out of you notice now we were like a minute late someone died right next to us when we fought
We were.
Uh, it's not telling you, because I don't want you to instantly start wking it.
I would do that.
That's nonsense.
No, I wouldn't.
No, I would say, Pina, I'm away from you.
Don't do it.
And you're like, let's fly.
And then you proceed.
I literally never said that.
I've literally never said that.
I've literally never said that.
And then you would die.
Basie, just Basie!
I hate you.
Yeah, you're gonna, in the, in the, in the bodice, in the bodice, in the bodice.
Oh!
There could be a team there.
There could be a team there.
What's your job?
I feel a flashlight through that unless it was yours I'm gonna flash it on
No, okay, I'll clear I'll clear we do a quick heads up adjustment
What's up, Dave?
I don't know.
Are we going down to the bunker?
Where are we going?
We're waiting for...
We gotta be safe.
Wait, let me take a second to find out.
Is the matriarch and the queen the only things
where we can get out like massive?
Or is there another vent?
I don't know.
It was another that we're not like locked gate.
No, no, that's so people have done the new lock gate and they say to still like,
not worth the time at all.
Is space, how a loop been, been buffed?
Yeah, no, it's just as asked, we just have to, you actually want money.
You just have to wait.
Just have to wait or if you, during the downtime,
you could farm like rocketeers.
I see we do none of that. I see we just kill people. Oh my god
My WT is how I get I see we just murder lots and lots of people and take the group and sell it on the black market
down
Then by fend with it. You buy lots of fed
Murder people sell guns and buy fed. Yep, then start playing on craters. Yep
I'm talking about
Bobcat BP jobs you I think we already got that well
I'm talking about
She was railing
Yeah, right behind him behind you. I didn't bring any fit by the way, so I'm a little bit slow
Oh, she has three bottle caps
How's that?
Are you fucking kidding me? There's no way you're believing that guy. There's so many people dying. Well, let's get up
What are we doing here?
Okay, I want you know I can make a hundred and sixty walls. So if it ever gets bad tonight
Yeah, yeah
Rad attack
Wait dude, they're still fighting somebody here. We have here I'm here
I
Say they need a place. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, they're so good. I'll
Put it down below. Oh, no, I'll back for back for back
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm so frustrated.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, don't just swap, you psycho.
I'm coming in the rear, I'm coming in the rear.
There's a hundred dead bodies down here.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Holy tingle.
Wait, he's not moving, not moving, not moving.
No one, no one, we're dead.
Nice.
Charge!
There he is, there he is!
I'm going in!
The thing is, come on, it's a Lucy!
Oh my god, hold the team, hold the team down there, down there!
I got him!
Come back, you got him.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
He's supposed to push.
I'll chop behind us, I'll chop behind us, and then you should kill him, okay?
Is it two or three down there?
I don't know.
Is there one or two of you down there?
Oh, go find out.
I never die.
I'm bugging later.
Who'd they go?
That's right, you run, bitch boy.
You run.
You run! That's an order! Order from top of command!
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I kill him in two seconds, okay?
Okay, you make it one.
One?
How are you fuckin' boys? You drop, you won't. You have a shot there.
Well played, bitch boy.
He's dead.
Come on!
Oh!
Where's he going?
That's my trap.
See you later, stinky man!
A little bit of blue.
Where's his Amiga light you think?
Where's his ombre?
Are you sure? Yeah, I literally close guy
Oh
Moving on the body. Okay, we have to three to one this guy. He's got a guy yet. Three two one now
He's running deep we have to chase
You're bald!
You're bald!
Are you right here?
Yep, yep, yep!
Good work!
Alright!
Thanks.
Oh no, the cod for talk is oversawed.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna do a little cool monologue.
Little bit of?
Yeah, my nuts on the chin.
Oh my god, it almost made sense.
Yeah, I don't even know what my word means.
Jesus Christ! He's cooking! He's cooking!
That's a big word!
See!
You don't want to confuse me. I'll keep it to two syllables.
Thank you, dickhead.
No problem. No problem.
Hey! Utilizing it already.
What, dickhead?
That's a two syllable! That's a two syllable!
Oh, shit, true.
Good work!
Lake my ass! I'll fuck this one.
Well, that's also three words.
What does that mean?
Holy fucking shit.
I
Folks were you one of those streamers that dropped out before they went to high school like clicks
No, I was he clicks is not even stupid. He honestly sounds pretty intelligent. You might just be stupid
the regular way no, no, I had a I
Have like six concussions, so I only went to two years at high school
You know, are you serious six?
You talk like you only have five. No, well, I've had eight total in my last two and bleeding my brain
but I only had six in a row.
Sheeeeeee!
Oh, it's behind me! Behind me!
Oh, no, no, no, no. We have another team.
Come back! Come back! Come right back!
Come right up! Come right up!
Oh, yeah, yeah, now you can.
We got you, get you!
Oh, my God.
Go, go, go!
Get you, get you! We will follow the goop.
We'll get the goop. Let's just fuck these guys back real quick.
like oh my god they're here one down we're down it's right here it's right
here I see you're about this hole go back go back I hear my email I think my
be nice yeah they're getting there yeah we have another team
there's so many dead people he said I would but my friends really broke he
He's fine though. I love you
Well, I was just so you couldn't kill him. I'm rich. I've got a hundred million
Hundred million space another
What
The hell is wrong with you
You watch him with this you watch him this bitch boy, how would you come get it?
How'd you come get some?
I'm right here!
What do you say?
I don't know.
Me, they're right here. What the hell?
You're in the red attack room.
What's on the left by those computers and ones in the wall?
No, no, no, no, no. They're not from me.
Hey, wait, wait, I have to go.
Wait, no, no, I'm full.
It seems we have reached an impasse.
The other guy's in the room.
We're on the left by the computers.
What do I see? What do I hear, I think?
Give this guy, give this guy.
Oh!
Where'd he go?
He's in the back room, bro.
What a trap. What a trap. Don't go.
Nice. Trap.
Dude, sick trap.
Ok, what, good work?
Oh, yo, another team.
Another team.
It's your job?
Aim down below.
Aim down below.
Oh my god. You guys are not playing around. Oh my god. My shoe broken.
Oh my god, I told you we should have let him live.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, bang down the hatchage!
He's giving us a ride.
It's a free catch, free catch, free catch.
We saved these guys.
We saved these guys.
Actually, actually, I'm healing, I'm healing.
Ah!
We can't let him get the group down there.
They'll turn into non-freakage.
We're not gonna, we're not gonna, we're not gonna.
We're not gonna.
You're inside?
Close in.
Oh my god, what's my guy doing?
What is my guy up to?
What's his plan?
Oh
Someone's in a what's it called?
The quick scoop the clean touch cookie fucking garage garage. You heard it. I go I got no shit
Fuck you sir, fuck you. Oh shit
He's a clicker
I CAN'T DIE!
He's fucking lying.
He was trying to push my mind with binary or something.
By the gods.
Absolutely shit done.
I tell you, you let them go too long.
They're blind in your mind.
They make you do things you don't want to do.
I've got so many herbal bandages. It's crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy
Each of our advantages no
You should be sealed to my WQ smoking I'm really holding it right now
All right, maybe maybe maybe
Any keyboard bow
We just do that we just pull a new keyboard out of my ass. Let me just let me just pull
I'm live on steamcoats heat. Let me pull a keyboard out of my asshole. No, I don't have a second keyboard
I bought the best keyboard in the world
So I didn't think I need one of two of them. So I'm pretty sure it's actually dirty as shit. It is actually it's actually disgusting
Honestly, I'm a peanut after a minute. It's fucking disgusting. It's gross. I eat the animal
Don't listen. I listen the reason it's gross is because I have an air pressure thing in my garage
You can blow air with you and talking about but the plugs and I
Yes, I have a garage, Closie.
Okay.
Shut up.
Let me continue my story.
I tried to clean it a while ago, but the plugs in my garage got shorted.
I don't know how.
I tried flicking the thing on the breaker box.
I even tried pressing a little button on the actual thing, and it won't work.
So now I have no more air pressure to clean my stuff anymore.
So I don't know if you're here.
Is anyone else here and just excuses?
Uh, Colossi, I guarantee you you have so much smegma and crap on your setup, I highly, highly doubt half the keys on your keyboard works.
I bet you there's twinkie-com, there's ice cream, boo, alright pal, alright.
Ooh!
Ooh!
What's your grenade?
Well, that's nice. Oh, and another bit into the four
Can of air I'm not wasting your money on a can of air you communist
Hey, not what?
Mampina
What we're about to her for we use it for a force of where where oh
Oh, man.
What you got?
Oh!
Oh!
Well, I can't notice, but to notice you, notice in me.
But when I see it, then can't stop myself from looking and noticing you, noticing me.
What?
Cook, see this gift you've bestowed upon me on the fine day.
I owe you my life.
I owe you my life, holy shit, it's another one, but that's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
Uh, what's your inventory like?
My inventory is pretty darn good.
I've been seeing urban bandages though, so I swap this out.
Uh, yeah, probably.
I mean I have Stitchers and those, I have one then.
Tutorials?
Yeah, I could I could well I could go like here be Lee max Lee max real quick. We max we max
You just see it again. She's I got you. I got you
Notice in you, notice in me.
Sheeeek!
All right, let's leave.
By the way, I traded out all my ammo for Goob.
I want you to know that.
I've got 10 minutes to return to Speranza.
I repeat.
I have a hatch key.
Okay, let's leave.
Oh, Mr. Georgia, Mr. Wreck and Mr. 30,
my one for five, two for one's good man,
good man!
Who's this guy?
Enriss NYCJ, my one for five,
Good man! Good ass man!
If you didn't goop him.
Good laddie dudes, good laddie dies!
You goop the guy?
Yeah, we see to my boy.
No, I gooped this guy right here.
That's a play cut. There's nothing to goop on here.
You need ammo?
No, I need goop. I need goop.
that's good dad oh oh see you watch my screen do you watch my stream right
there no I I'm playing your game you want me to also have and watch your
fucking peanut you have two monitors I have two monitors but I'm like locked
right now bro have you seen my new dingles from when I find my pants no
you haven't new dingle when you find Bob I got a new dingles when I find my
I'm getting you five more right now. I got 182,000 spades on me.
You? Fuck yeah.
Two stitches and shit? I have a stitch of four, two stitches of fours.
No, no, I've got all the group I can bust at. All the group I can bust at.
What?
Hmm.
Oh, gosh.
Don't play with the faces. Terrify.
I'm not going to play with the faces.
Don't play with the faces, terrifying.
It's sexy, you're just jealous.
He ain't so great in the drink.
Oh yeah, cheers, good sir, cheers.
Now let's wait.
I've only got 22 bullets, so I'm going to save them.
You get those hooligans.
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness!
Follow me, dude.
Clank, I said he...
Can I borrow the bungalow to F-150?
We can see it's all yours, all yours!
Just bring it back by midnight.
Bring it back by midnight.
Think she got it washed in half a tank?
Is there a computer?
Think you're good to her.
We take stitches over smoke isn't five stack of smoke five thousand
And five thousand smoke because I think it's just that right wait you're selling smoking it's it's a thousand a pop
We can't one of those issues have one of those issues. I just found it. I just found a spot point
What do you think you can turn it? Oh, oh shit. We should be with it. No, we this is god damn it
You fucking...
You...
But he's trying to stitch a...
Pffft!
Trans...
Friendship in time and space with that thing.
You're in the fucking dead O.C.
Sheesh!
Alright now pop!
Take a peep, take a peep at my screen, will you?
Take a peep, take a little peep.
Take a little peep.
Take a little peep before I find you.
My new thing will I have from Bobcat specifically.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
Little peep, little peep.
Take a little gambare.
notice in me from across the road I can see it and can't stop myself from looking
notice in you notice in me what what do you think
creeped out or turned on it's a little bit of both a little spicy life for the
spice let me get my coupon guys it's a dangerous so dangerous that's about
that yes mr. Slamma mr. Slamma mr. Slamma
Now us girls can goon too.
Damn gross.
What's that for
turn?
Mr.
Battlehead my man.
Good man.
Good man.
Good lad.
Good lad.
Thank you my one fissure brother.
Let me get let me hold up now.
See hold on.
Don't you rush me.
I gotta get my group organized.
Okay, you're good. You're good. Take your time.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, by the way, do we want a third tonight? I don't know.
I said, I saw Summit was on and we were talking about playing yesterday.
Then I saw he was in a trio.
Well, apparently, my bug is telling me that Summit's ready.
I'm down.
I mean, I'm down.
But then the focus is going to shift from group to making...
no no no the focus does not need to shift from goop to what maybe not for
you closey there are things worth more than goop to me there are things worth
more than goop and at sea and summit actually right hook is monitor
I
See I baby see that
Fuck all the goop in the world. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
By the way, I've got so many dingleberries like what are you doing here? I I need I need the dingleberries
You bring some in for me. Well, hold up. I haven't even used to get what do you need them for you press?
play and then the
project
It's a for a project. Yeah, click project
Oh, you don't have 20 dingleberries?
No, I sold all mine because I didn't know what they had.
But no, you need more.
So when you put the dingleberries in,
then when your dingleberries are in,
then you need more dingleberries for the next one.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm on page 4, and I need 60 dingleberries.
But I sold all mine.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll save these dingleberries in.
I'll save them.
I'll save them.
Mm-hmm
I'll show you I might do I want to keep the table for do you can should I sell some venetus I've got like 70
I've got no room so I sell them and how did I have been on my hands and knees begging you to sell your fucking vends for two months
Never but you speak of a seriously you piece of shit
You just you just want to have more venenators to me. It's clear to see it's clear to see you are jealous of my number of
I hate this guy.
One moment, two.
Check out the football game.
Is it a football game right now?
Yeah, it's OT!
Who's playing? Who's playing?
The Rams and the Seahawks.
What's your favorite team between those guys?
I need Puka to not do anything and he has 40 fucking fantasy points, okay?
Puka.
Puka Nakua.
He's really good, but I needed him to not do anything and he has 35. How did you just call me I?
Called you
No, never mind never mind not doing it. No
No, not doing it. Don't feel like that getting clipped out of context. All right. Yeah, you should see the one
I got on myth. I can't even play it. It's so bad
I actually did even put it as a soundboard. It's so bad
It was him as a joke, but if you cut it just right it sounds like he's just doing it
It's him complimenting a certain
Painter that didn't end up being a painter in the end
I'll tell you that's I told you I could get that sound clip. I can checkmate his ass. I can checkmate his ass. I can checkmate his ass
Unfortunately, I don't think I can play it on steam because it's a move sound pretty bad
I
Still have I'd still not enough room. Oh my god. I'm just gonna sell my ammo
Whatever you know you want to recycle recycle
Like a row of ends repair the broker and then sell the attach and sit on a street corner for sympathy new meta-free
Goof, we're pretty good sell the attachments and repair some and I keep
I asked me how many acts from McDonald's on the burnt peanut fit in his mouth at one time
The burnt peanut could fit so many big Macs in their mouth. They'd burst from the sheer girth like a come filled sausage
Fucking God
Welca 44 cents remember mr. Knott it's better to come in the sink than sink in the thank you sir
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you for the quick bit of advice. Thank you for the inside scoop, sir
All right, let's win so much fun Shaq give me here. I'm ready for the next game
I see you there see you there see you the chief
yeah
So mean
Yo, what up? How you doing? I
Think I might be back on like this stature cake for a while
Yeah, you're feeling that yeah, it's a saint
like it's like such a insane budget
Mr. Turei Ogome, my good boy, my good, my good
I would agree with you, sir
Good lad, he's a good lad
So are you ready to win?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not okay
So are you ready to win?
Of course, of course, that's what I expected
I expected that
Hell yeah
We've been winning so much, Snipe, you would be
be begging us to stop winning you'd be begging for a loss here's you have to
get some goo I'm at 1.2 million speckledoos no you did no I swear I
swear I'm at 1.2 million speckledoos where is this true galaxy yeah yeah I
don't know how he got it but we're actually we did it like 15 cores
Yeah, I have 3.7 million total
We're actually will specifically 3.674 million
6767 total that that's how close I am to doing the expedition red
67
We hide my screen. Oh by the way, so that we're doing a new thing
I'm hiding my code and the time in the game and hiding my screen. It's actually seems to be helping
Okay
All right, I can do it. I'd be something wait
And you guys do one duo I gotta go to the bathroom
It's okay. They take your food take your food. Yeah, it's okay. That's
Help me like we'll do it. We'll do a quick warm-up. We'll do a quick warm-up me and me and something back
With gear or three kids with gear with gear with gear
You're so good in the side been among us. Yes. Thank you sir. Thank you good sir
There's something you know I played among us with a bunch of British people
You played among us
Mm-hmm with a bunch of British people they call themselves the side man you that is
Yeah, I know those guys
We're pretty good
They see me like a little peanut guy that I could run around the game with it was actually really cool
Oh, no shit.
They called it, they called it group shot then.
I forgot what it was, but they added a new guy in the game that was the Gooper.
No way.
Let's ride!
and we're halloween only
oh my god
well at least there's no stream cybers
that's true
mm-hmm
for every dark day summit
the sun must rise again
does that resonate with you
wait what is it
what is it
for every dark day summit
the sun must rise again
does that resonate with you
Is that resonating with you?
To be honest, man, I feel like I chain together dark days, but yeah, I mean, for every dark
day, let me tell you when I stay up too late and the sun comes out, I hear those birds
chirping.
I just want to go outside and snap the next.
I think a piece of shit.
You feel me on that one?
I hate going to sleep on the sun's out.
I hate it.
I hate it.
It's the worst.
You feel like you had a fucking long night.
Yeah, it feels like a garbage...
...minus of society.
It's like a lake and a waterfall, still dark.
Probably when it got dark.
Unless it's like right at the cusp of light, and then you like, you feel like you're on top of your game.
You done want it?
Yeah, if it's just a little bit of a fork, it's not too shabby.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
If you like, you're getting up, getting to it.
Early, before the world.
That's already full-blown dark, though.
I'm like, damn, I'm late. I'm way late.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I can care. I can care.
Oh
Wait, what's going on me? Oh to the right right that way
Oh
Back to my crack them
No kills though
We they're on the roof too. They're jumping down. There's another team fight going on top of us
I didn't have a little room in the corner. I think I hear it's him
Come on James
Oh, come on
One down one down
Nice work
The year going missus tiki
There's no way that guy's saying they suck we absolutely came in here and maul these people oh shit on me on here
One down one down. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, oh, I didn't see it. Not seeing it.
Oh, it's on the right. No.
Oh, just there, dude.
Sir, sir. Good sir.
Time for you to get yours, pussy.
Time for you to get yours.
Good work, boys. Good work.
Thank God you guys arrived.
Just in time, boys. Thank you, boys.
Thank you boys.
They see that calling in the cavalry jackass!
Go to hell you big ass jackass!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
I'm letting them fight.
Oh look who the guys in the back guys are.
We're gonna be dead!
Did we win?
Did we win?
We're the winners!
Hurry!
Eat my shit, you bastard!
Good work team, good work out there boys!
I know I can speak for someone, it was an honor!
Defund by your side on this day of battle!
Little bitty goop, little bitty goop, little bitty goop of course.
Little bitty goop, little bitty goop.
Little bitty goop, little bitty goop.
Well that's a binocular one.
Or the poop one.
The first raid is this many dead bodies.
In a line
Start now good
By the way, did anyone hear a guy say something like right before that other gentlemen said let's get a little goop
You want to hear that?
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir
You're a good man. You're a good man. Now let's leave. I
Think this goop is sufficient. We've sucked the nutrients from this raid and it is time to take our leave
So this is going pretty good
I
Follow me boys. I will need you to salvage it
Back to back to back. That's crazy. What did he give all of this? I really have the top row, you know
He needs a pair of dice.
Let's come on boys, the halls of Bungala are just over this ridge.
Make haste, make haste.
How is Closie not by how long did it take for a fella to take a shit?
He is taking the scenic route
To check whites back to front you a little bit of a day action in there you're too much of it
We'll take stock scrolling
Your own constipation
You're closely at constipation. I don't actually not survive it. That'd be hilarious. That would be that'd be something every something
Have you something GG boys GG's
Thanks for the quick save boys could have done it without you boys
Oh yeah
DD's boys, DD's Godspeed on all of your ventures!
You will live out of the hodgepuck hull of forever!
I
Would not I was shooting them. I was just blasting you the whole time
Oh, yeah, that's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's a good first raid. Honestly, maybe coaching the problem
You're 10. I don't know. I was pretty bad in that one. Thank God they saved us. You're playing good, too
Thank you, Mr. Zimmer, you're so precious to me.
Thank you.
Remember, I think that happened to you.
We'll sell this bad boy, like you, and we'll recycle these gentlemen, sublime.
Yeah, that was real Goobatalk.
That was real Goobatalk.
Young Rich Goobas.
Young Rich Goobas.
You don't talk about Goobas with attitude.
You can tell a real Goopa from a mile away and those two have the look those two have the look you can see a real
Goopa from a mile away am I right on my right am I right am I right
My goop my goop of real
Pay the book the weapons we already spent all our repairing with these
You did it we need to conserve now we need to conserve oh my oh my
Oh my!
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
Dude, I just got an Arpeggio 4
with a pink tip,
a pink hand grip
and a golden stock.
Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
Got some good shit right there, baby.
That's good goop.
Gooping hello, that is really good. Goofing actually let me ask closey
He's got no friends. You can play into this close. If you found an arpeggio for with a pink tip
I recycle it hold up pink tip pink handgrip and a golden stock
Would you use the arpeggio for or would you take those off and put it somewhere else?
That's a recycle you recite
Honestly 30k you could sell it but I would take the stock off and then just sell it for a cyclope
Okay, okay. I mean the stock better on a bobcat right or stature or stature or stature
Yeah, just take just take off the stock. Yeah, and then sell it. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you repair guns anyway
Yeah, we're close to you
Yeah, I am
You walk it through the front door that back right room to the right of the zip can't see shit
Roll in kill a team
Next team rolls in right after kills us next team rolls in right after kills them
I swear another team rolls in after and kills them
Yeah, the right team won and they picked the limit in the middle of before the last team showed up
They picked us up
Was it a snow what Matt there's a snow map yes, yes that I just sit up top with traps
I think it's impossible to play down below you just die. Maybe someone of your stature
I've never seen so many quick work of those in that one area
I'm ready for anybody
Maybe someone of your stature close. He has to camp me and some it we play at a different level
So we don't make light work of those fools
I was never concerned for at any point in time we're definitely not both out there is
my monitor even on let me check oh my god I forgot to even turn it on is that oh my goodness
quick mistake anybody could have made that mistake honestly you're playing better with
it off yeah true and you also play better with it off if it is off so you should probably
keep off all right closey how would you how would you die in the given point let's
ride I don't know so much we saw someone okay yeah I see no let me see the
team oh you're fit no one of those you saw me a bobcat for what yeah guys I
kept it from me peanut I'm sorry I think you got a bunch of shit I'll
probably bring it in and if I die oh yeah okay yeah okay okay yeah I'm fine
with that I'll probably not your cold dead body
alright I'm gonna get some more random everybody's hiding their screens yeah
hiding in there yep all right good to go let's do the same
you can only make it
he's making what God it's Wednesday or Thursday my weather's it fuck
Yeah, we are mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, that's speed of which
If they remind me thank you for reminding
Yeah, drink day drink day
One moment gentlemen one moment
Who has to hide his feet he told me he did wrong good wrong good. Well good
I'm getting word that you're not hiding your screen.
I'm not even live.
Dude, close.
You just hide your screen.
Okay.
Turn it off, Lander.
Okay, good.
Let's ride!
I
You're actually thinking about
I've been trying to decorate my house recently with like trinkets like the stuff like that inbox sent me and
I've actually been thinking about getting, you ever seen those like little small screens
that like, I think they either snap together or there's like all right next to each other
with replaying gifs and I want summit, punch in this monitor right there in the middle,
over and over again, always in my view, right in my room.
Would that be fine?
Well, um, yeah, I call it the goonier tablet, so every single time you walk by you can
just crank one out real quick.
you know it's to be used to
he would execute somebody and right as his character was gonna punch someone he'd
switch to like a summit punch in the fucking mind and it would act like
that
that's how i came out
you know we always get actually love that is given to us
that's what he is
is to be the head of his time
Yeah, but that guy's a freak I got a guy guys running in the middle of the road. He was born with something. Yeah, I
He picks up a game in like point two nanoseconds and just dominates
Yeah, if it's a shooting game like he's handling it. We got a probably going through building
The full team in here I have three C4. Yeah, Timmy's you go
I
Come on a second
We're up the hill fuck. There's so many
They're up the hill they have to spray me. I see two of them on the other back under back under
We have enough
Yeah
This is a full team on the on the on the hot down there
I'm gonna push up a seaport
Back on the left
I'm going in
Hold on everybody stop doing what's going on so we got a guy
Don't kill him coax you let him go that's three minutes of us not getting spots we needed it
And burpee that's really cool. Wait, do you what he said we was leaving?
Uh
Oh my god, did you hear that when he said you know I hear that oh, what he said no, what he said
We said burpee it's really cool, too
Yeah, I heard that too.
I didn't hear that at all.
I could have swung under his breath.
He says, fuck, look, see, I hate him.
Okay.
Dude, he had a barrel four with no attachments other than a gold stock.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
There's no way.
Ads on ads.
First time chat and you're spelling ads with two D's.
How about you get dictionaries on dictionaries?
That's just a matter of though, maybe.
I'm gonna get a...
How about you get dictionaries on dictionaries?
And read a book!
I didn't fuck that day.
Read a book, sir!
That's a three-letter word!
Mark?
I ain't give much group out of this at all.
There's a vent on the hill. You loot it?
No, no.
Oh, all this group is gone why am I watching a peanut oh shit oh shit
Oh shit, I'm dead.
One down. One down. One down.
One more. One more. One more. One more.
One more. One more. One more.
Ohhhh!
Oh my god. Get his ass!
Yeah, absolutely. Fuck his ass!
I'm trying to ping him, he's moving towards you.
I'm coming.
No man. Wow, that guy is really good at that.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Sir? You don't have fellow like me you can use right about now.
Oh yeah, I still need one.
One of them can be depreculated if you got one.
Where's the kick?
Uh, maybe, pretend.
Just a quick D-5, pretend it's a quick D-5.
You're growing pretty quick now.
Okay, all right, what's the question? What do you think about the new the new one?
Oh
Hey, hey, honestly fuck that guy let me something get out here. Yeah. Yeah, let me let me
I'll teach you.
Bro, you guys made my day. I feel so bad like you guys made...
Is this something?
Oh my god!
And get what you deserve, bastard!
Kill him! Kill him all!
Okay, I'm gonna...
I'm just gonna crawl away.
Wait, they're doing it! They're doing it!
They're doing it!
Just gonna come back up here and back it up one of the tree ever been one with the tree before
I'm gonna turn this way. I am the tree
Yes, I'm just a tree
This is pretty good actually, look at this.
It's a good spot.
Oh fuck.
It's a really good spot.
We've had some Mbarks shit right here.
That's a good question, I don't know.
We just didn't see ya.
Okay, well he didn't, here's the one to use.
Well, I don't plan on walking out for 20 minutes and barely start playing together.
Why not, man?
Guys, that's boring!
I was hoping he'd pick me up if I did something funny.
It wasn't funny at all, I didn't even say anything.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
I figured out if I did something funny.
Not a bad strategy, not a bad strategy.
Thank you, thank you.
I can respect it, I can respect it.
We get a little bit of goop, one moment, two.
That's okay, a minor setback on the road to success.
Very minor.
We got this.
I'm a bobcat up there, I'm just kidding, I'm a Stitcher.
Yo, honestly, well I'm gonna pick a random map,
she won't know what to bring.
That's part of the spice.
The spice, man.
That's fine, that's fine.
Here we go, and then we'll talk to Mr. Chicken like you do.
Then we'll craft some of these bad boys.
Grab one of these from Mr. Siney.
There we go.
Put that right yonder, and goes right there, and that right there, and this right here, and then
Put this right there, that right there, this right here, that right here, that right there, then...
Be right!
He's crafting look, he's poor.
Dude, that's literally what you said I know!
You can't tell me to crack and then they find me for crafting!
How does Wally do?
You do an expedition yet?
We're getting stacks.
We're getting fat-passed.
Then we'll ride.
I wonder if this is going to be like an animation for expedition.
Because isn't that supposed to be like a rocket you leave in the planet?
Yeah.
It's gotta be.
That's if you were to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, what if, like, what if, like, what if, what if, what if, what if you could dream anything?
Hey, did you get it, did you get it, Wham?
Okay.
Hmm.
I
Cashews are better than the guy
Moon shot moon shot
What's those what's that what's that fat kid say Costco again boom
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Yes! Welcome to Costco, I love you.
That looks like one of those missaping birthday balloons.
I'm telling you, those buttons are popping.
Honestly dude, I get that it's funny, boom, you know, whatever,
but called child protective services, that motherfucker is too fat.
Am I funny? Am I funny?
Am I funny? Am I funny?
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
He's drunk.
He's drunk.
What do you think he's watching?
He's dreaming right now.
Oh, shit.
Psych!
I mean, too...
too fit!
I wouldn't want to arm wrestle that guy.
I wouldn't want to arm wrestle that guy.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
I was dead on the other hand.
Let me tell you.
It looks like Darth Sidious is dumb.
Blam!
Hey, fat!
Let me take a sip of the tea, guys.
That's good.
I'm just kidding. Very funny guys. Stop them both.
There's some jokes, there's some jokes.
Slap him off, very funny guy.
You started playing ugly, see?
I've no idea what I'm doing, but I'm enjoying it.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Hold on to that childlike whimsy.
They will take it from you.
Oh, Mr. Silly Goose, Mr. Dillon, and Mr. Monty, my wonderful boys, good man, good, ah, man!
Good Latte News, good, ah, Latte Nines.
Let's RIDE!
you ready boys all right they close he is I've got a trigger finger on him dude
Me calling macros cheater
Probably macro in cheater actually what I can eat but good
good
Macroing war hacking
Go ahead
But it's fruit for sure growing on me by the way. I told you I told you it's good. It's good. It's good. Go
It's time to it who gets you right where you want to go quick fast-pass into month
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's nice. It's nice. You guys somebody from a group who gets pretty fresh to you. No, you're good
Who's father Tim or hodge Tim fuck
time. That's a place to start.
Not my mind. Oh my mouth.
I first you one, first you one, first you one, first you one.
As I was saying, Tim is back but Hodges and his whole own lead.
Let me tie it. Let me tie it that guy that guy you can sit on you. You're dead half a millisecond. I
Guarantee you he gets every single thing on the menu at any fast food restaurant he goes to
That's the way how to do the FPS game of the year
For Bob us yeah, don't do it. Don't do it come back this way. Let's go up these metal stairs
That's such a terrible
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I didn't bring any fencing.
I hear him, dude.
Another team I'm going in
Everyone twice on that
He ran around
Zip line he's going out the front door with the goal. Hey guys
wait wait wait did you sir that guy went down on went down to smoke you got
raised yeah yeah it's not me I mean I just you fit oh go go go
I got two down here.
I got two down below.
Two down below.
Get out of here!
Oh my god.
I slid.
I slid.
Get up.
Push it.
Watch out.
No, I'm dead.
Two up, man.
Thanks to just you.
Oh everywhere I can't move on the verge of death
What's up, what's up, you pussy buddy buddy with two two two two
I'm off you guys. Yeah, I'm probably gonna die. Yeah, dad. I'm dad right here right on my feet
Right here right here life ping on this guy
Yeah, keep doing it
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
One more!
John!
Wait, I think they're both dead.
Oh, those fucking codes.
We're the winners!
Hurry!
Oh, man.
I hope he's completely out.
Oh, Dingle, oh, Dingle!
Miss Team Reset, man.
Miss Team Reset.
Spam, Spam, Spam!
Man, down the hatch!
There's a pod!
Right here!
I got one, I got one!
Is this ice?
Ice!
Hey, the buglet are a-challenged, Bats.
We have no business running that.
Hey, man!
Fuck you, sir! Fuck you!
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
Merry-Way on all your vences!
We need time. We need time.
We need time.
Don't use our weapons at all. We cheated. Don't need to worry. Don't you worry we'll
keep bitching about trigger grenades on our stream and still use them. Don't you worry.
He's dead people, get out of the way!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's the guy!
He's dead people, get out of the way!
We should flank them from the metal stairs.
You looted the two in the center staircase or what?
I didn't know buddy.
I didn't know if he'd score.
Oh, dingle, dingle.
I had one in the head, I had one in the head.
Good job.
Open A, grenade it.
Retreat, retreat.
Retreat retreat back one's in back
Fuck it!
Fall fall fall fall, keep falling keep falling keep falling
Oh my god
Keep falling, keep falling, keep falling, keep falling again
Fuck you peanut
What? Fuck you fuck you fuck you
There it is, there it is, there it is, they have to run through them, we kill them
Hold the line!
Okay, well you're talking
Okay
Well I want them, I want them
Fuck you!
Get out of here, no one wants you here!
Bro, why don't we just go this way, come on
No, we gotta go back in there and murder them!
No, no, no, stop, stop. You guys are too worried about the loot. Come on.
The Goop is all that matters.
Trust me, trust me.
Live by the Goop. Die by the Goop!
Am I right, boys?
You guys go up top, I'll be door.
Go up top window, go up top window.
I'm going up window.
They're all down below. We just need to go top.
I'm late, I'm late.
I'm early.
I'm going in!
I heard that down there, I did not die to a fucking...
I'm so dead out of a robot, so I'm down there, it's very killable.
Watch the top, watch the top, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Watch this there, ah, I'm gonna push.
Is that your dead?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.
Eat my shit, eat my boobie, my shit, eat my boobie, my shit!
Gotcha.
I'm going back right.
I'm going in!
Oh boy.
I don't think they're down there anymore they went to the door they flipped in on us
FAM!
GOOOOOOOD!
Dad?
He's behind us
He's on the other side of me
Up top? Up top or what?
Dad one's nice
Oh, where are those winners?
Again!
ARRAAAA!
I
This news you lose summit survival of it is survival of the fittest
I'm talking here. I'm walking around fuck
In fact, here they're walking around
Getting good
I'm getting the drop the drop this guy can die on the stairs on the stairs
One is going to make you shoot him. I think that
Another one of the head to down to down
Yeah, it's wise as well. That's why I can just heal up. You know, I come on a second. It just
Holy one shot, he's one shot!
No way!
Oh nice grenade, holy shit!
Behind you, behind you! Oh another team!
Behind you, behind you, in the window!
Crack, two cracks.
Hit!
Oh, run!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Don't worry about me.
There's three of pop, I have two one-shots.
You gotta flip it, I'll get this time round.
The other side!
Incoach, he's dead!
Oh, it is!
Let's ride!
Charge!
Again!
High-crack!
They're not doing anything more.
Go, go, go!
Go through the window!
With it with it
They're almost there, one down one
Here's one now
Late, this guy's alone under you
Come on James
Broken broken
George
Is it QB2 up top, one on that gate
One down
Nice, I'm here to see
I see my T-Rex in the corner
Come on James
Oh god, oh shit!
We're doing it. We're doing it. Keep it. Keep it. I got him back down. He's in those pills right here.
See you later, Steve. Keep it over. Keep it up.
Okuna kun.
I'm out of fucking stamina. Oh, you just sent that with no stamina? Psycho?
Where? I haven't covered.
Fuck that guy.
Evasion evasion evasion evasion evasion!
I'm just going.
I'm no friend.
I'm so I'm so fucking different.
There's no fucking way.
You passed them.
Back off.
He's right there.
What?
What?
So they're pushing.
You got him.
He's pushing.
free cat free cat I don't got anything for you brother you got to keep
crawling over here yeah maybe they'll think you said you shut up
Run I sit down
Don't don't peek in it look for me. I have one of them down
What's right, what's right? Oh my god
My shields broken too. Oh, yeah, they left
one none I don't think they even have you make I think that's too dead here
little women's again again
little bit of cool we might be so rich we're not so rich oh my god
Oh, is your shoe broken summit?
Yeah, go back for the group.
Goop, goop, goop.
You did it, goop.
Hey, briskeva.
Right behind you, summit.
They just assured it.
The guys are poor.
The guy in the front had a runnygid.
Is that a Sam?
There's two here.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
We push away here as well, oh my God!
Hold team, hold team!
You got that!
You got to hit him!
You got to hit zip!
You got to hit zip inside you!
Have to!
Have to!
Have to!
He's broken.
He haven't spanned smoke in Breeze.
One down, one down!
Oh my God!
He took it to date!
Get the gun over to me!
Oh, he got it!
Get it, get it!
Get it, get it, get it!
Oh, we can't!
We can't!
Try to breach it!
That's OK!
OK!
OK!
Beaching, breaching, breaching!
Oh!
Oh, dingle!
Oh, dingle!
Look at him!
I'm going to go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Holy fuck boys.
Holy shit.
Wait, we drop our stacks down here and then we go get them.
down here and then we'll get him.
That's all the group.
That's all the group.
You're looking.
I don't know how to somehow got no group out of all this.
You have your shotgun shells?
You haven't looted.
You haven't looted, right?
Did you have your shotgun shells?
I don't have shotgun shells now.
These are probably the last two games in the lobby.
Looting, looting, looting.
Nice, dead.
Peanut down two, peanut down two.
I'm fast and...
Someone go under the team down below, down the team down below.
I'm gonna finish this team off.
I
want to be down
the bottom
okay
I
do
I
wish
I
wish you
to know
right side right side
Oh, I got a green shirt!
Can we go front door here?
Yeah, maybe.
Go, go, go!
Wait, one just died.
I see him.
Wow, nice shot.
Two tags.
Aren't you soon, huh?
Was he on your dad
I have no white heels, and I'm kind of bare bones on that. He might be in this little tunnel here. I'm going in
Wait, oh my god all behind me again, dude. There's this is fucking ridiculous, brother
What's your right stomach here right as well? There's a guy right there literally on the other side of the fence. I'm in the trees
He's the guy that shot peanut. Yeah
Like a dead guy. No, no, he shot peanut
I see my team you found that little stairwell
Wait, oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man behind us
What that wait there's you guys with the window there's you guys with the window. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Oh
My god
Of course we have fucking 50 men deep 50 men deep and coming back
Send it from the three boys line
No
Luckily that was just a warm-up
That those guys are a little warning
Lucky they caught me in a good mood. Lucky they caught me in a good mood
I was hoping that he would have got a little dip. Stop having free kits that are like
Sorry, that would have free kits running at you and they just all fold the kid every single thing. How many more innocent people do I need a massacre?
Be killed. I mean they must have been 50 dead people. They must have been. You guys killed like 25 people
I mean I have a scroll on my tab screen. Yeah, I've never seen that. I've never had to scroll once
Well my tip my tab screen just says I got knocked out by one guy and healed summit and got healed my clumsy
That's pain suffering
There's really take what you can't give nothing back. Please make up a way
Good man. Good
Thank you for the big man. Well, that's magic, but I appreciate you big man. I appreciate you big man
That's very kind thing that big kind you can do it to our brother. Well, how do you see the damage?
Is there a way to see total damage?
Now it's actually you get for damage
Next we're gonna get lack of this huge man on the house damage rate of xB
I have no fucking idea. Closer? I have no clue.
I was... I was raw doggy, Matt Rain.
I don't know. Some darkness came upon me.
A darkness came upon me. I would feral. Blood in my eyes.
You talking about? You talking about? I killed 11 people, apparently.
I
Should have been dead this 17 years ago we should have been dead in the first fight
Also need the real MVP of that game was clumsy
He gave us view of the whole team and kind of help this coordinate because you can see both our screens
I mean
Okay, you're an idiot because it literally you go. I'm sending it
So I'm like fuck I have to run in there and then there's just a full another team you bitch
guys you guys it's my fault close he sucks got all
that I put it that way oh why'd you say so why'd you say so nope nope it is your
fault I died so we hear that it's our fault
close he sucks not some it's not oh sorry I'll take all the blame you want
close he I'm so sorry you suck I hate you I ain't everything about you yeah
That was killing it. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was cool.
That was cool.
Summer, you were going crazy out there too, Chief.
That team outside, you were, you were, that was a one man army out there.
You were going crazy.
Thank you, brother. Thank you.
Yeah, we were popping off a little bit, dude.
Summer, honestly, you actually did very good, even though you died.
Those downstairs teams, like we had no business even walking away from those alive.
I'm not gonna lie.
Look, we're seeing it all seriously, seriously.
No, even, like, I know, like, you've met you on Tummy Device,
but before that, you actually did very good.
You hugged all the people on.
Thanks, man. Appreciate that.
God!
Sing, sing!
God, yeah.
Dude, I'm on a kettle kick right now, I don't know why.
Dude, the kettle is nice.
Get all these very nice things.
I like it a lot.
Honestly, the anvil's kind of been doing it for me.
Summit, did you say you were on a new kick?
What was it again?
Stitch your anvil's pretty solid.
Stitch your anvil?
No, but you said it when you first came in.
You were doing something.
There's something.
I was doing a volcano, I was doing a volcano anvil.
And then on that one, I was a Stitcher Renegade,
which I think is also insane.
The Renegade is really growing on me.
I started using it because you told me
in the first week that it was good.
I've been using it since then.
It is good.
It is good.
Yeah, it's solid, it's fucking solid.
Are you gonna bring the anvil for this one?
I'm ready to...
I just gotta get a couple mechanical guns.
One more...
Fuck you, peanut.
Fuck you!
One gun type of day.
I think that's where you've been bringing.
Yeah, I'm bringing just a vending in this one.
The only time I do two guns is if I'm doing a really close range weapon
and it needs a backup, like medium one.
like, anvil's a good backup.
I'm actually running out of anvil's
for the first time ever.
All right, you got two days left.
Yeah, true, it doesn't even matter.
Yep.
Honestly, I kinda like that I don't have five million yet.
On purpose, of course.
But you guys are like,
oh, it's like whatever we lose is whatever.
For me, it's literally life or death.
Literally everything's on the line right now.
Thanks for you every game, though.
Okay, all right.
You're a funny guy, don't you?
You're one of those funny guys.
You're a funny fun, aren't you?
Little jokes, too.
Little hee-hee man.
Hee-hee.
Here we go, perfect.
Oh, I already had two, dammit.
All right, now we ride.
Oh shit, I forgot to have my screen, oh god.
Let me have my screen so I don't have to do anything.
crap where I am did you I am I've been trapped do you see my money I got 1.2
million space dollars
oh mr. swamp and mr. adopted mr. general mr. needy my mother find them once
good man good ah man good let's yeah
Good Letsy, dude, good Letsy, guys!
Seahawks 1, oh, congratulations, congratulations!
Let's...
Riiiide!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
You boys ready for a great rate I
Said you boys ready for a great rain. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Never expect us on damn. Yeah, they'll never see it coming
Bro, we got that many teams and we let one of those motherfuckers go the strat was involved and it still didn't help them much
Unless we just went on a died
It's very possible true. I should that's very good possible
Now remember him yelling peanut. There's another team coming in the night
Really here for you much after that
We have a rocket here next to us just beware my turn at us or some shit
I
Ready to play more maps in the blue gate. Yeah, I see I like to switch up a little bit folksy the blue gate maniac
I totally get why it's instant action every time
Well, I do like to splurge a little as long as I'm buried city buried city. I hate it's poo diarrhea ass
Too many places they can just sit and smack that
And that was like, you know things are we've been going there and that was our first experience
But they knock along better
That did that did feel a little bit better one less team maybe two
Yeah, right. I'm sorry. I'm caught in last race. W even though we lost. I kind of did have your idea
I mean, bro. We were fucking Terminator squad compared to everybody else who's insane
I was dead
Yeah, but you guys both clutched up with C4's and that's that bottom level fight. Oh, it's nice. Oh, it's nice
I don't think we can push in right away.
What do we do?
Rocketeer aggro southeast pretty close.
I'll get rid of that now if there's flank purposes later.
We just wait to be honest.
Right here?
Yeah, my turn.
Turn around.
Ah.
Oh, he's not fucking me.
She's getting that stanky.
She's got my stanky.
Alright, I feel like if we push him we're dead.
Don't do it.
Knock it off.
Knock it off.
Stop.
Wait. I have a track.
Okay.
Follow me, Blue.
Oh well, we gave it all we had how do you fucking kidding me how do you post my
phone I was sliding and I was shooting and it was moving bro it was it was on
on the move. It was on the move.
I'm dead.
What are we doing going this way?
I don't know. We wait.
Come here, come here, come here.
The team on the far side runs down this alleyway
and we sit right here.
All right.
You're good thinking, good thinking.
Well, you want to sit here.
Yeah, yeah, because you see, you can stand up fully.
Yeah, I'll show you that.
You can see that, and then we can just step back.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
and then we can't be seen from behind either.
They're coming, they're coming,
full team, full team, full team, full team, full team.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, oh.
I'm just waiting, I'm just waiting.
Don't get through.
I don't know, crush, crush for a second,
because they might see us when they get closer.
Oh, they went up.
Oh.
Oh, they do that.
We have a premonition.
One, two.
Right here. Oh, she's dead one away. He's getting shot in once in one. He wants on you want
I'm just gonna go. Yes. Oh no. I died to top tower. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
broken broken down one that one got you
And then I cook. Nice
We're good. What the hell is that?
Okay. Yeah, I believe that
And now I'm just gonna low stinky
Yeah, I'm getting a little stinky.
This is a little stinky.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, Dingle!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't see anything.
There was a team up there.
The tower!
Ooh.
Ooh.
All right, let's get a peanut and slide down.
Ooh.
slide down
i would be a snap hook in for the last three hours and have a use of ones
oh right where was i first
broke one broke one
still a boat another boat
behind us too behind us too
one angle one angle one angle
one
go go go go go go go
watch over the tower watch over the tower
over to here come over to the back side
go go go
I'll play this spot.
Is there a safe spot?
There is.
If I can go up.
Maybe next door.
I don't think they all have zips.
Oh, I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
Oh, there he is.
They're fighting each other.
Yep, yep, yep.
I saw you seeking behind him.
What do you think it was, son?
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's this?
This way.
This way.
Just wait.
Oh.
Of course, he's working for the enemy.
I'm telling you.
If we push right now, we win.
Yeah, I'm right, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I see.
There's a guy, uh, southwest of us.
Get him once! Get him once!
HIT!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
I got you! I got you! I got you!
I'll never let anything bad happen to you!
Gotcha!
Oh, okay. Know what I'm talking about?
I killed one of his teammates.
I killed one of his teammates on you.
Directly up top.
Do you have smokes?
No! I got two!
One's up here! One's up here!
I need two to carry.
FUCKING!
One's hurt right there, one shot.
Oh my god!
I had a buddy run to my ping, run to my ping!
Well, we're all gonna die a horrible violent death now.
I got C4, I got C4 Summit, so that's you.
Kevin, I heard you hear me?
I heard you hear me?
I heard you, I heard you.
I killed one.
I see you, you go.
I have to make, I have to make more of the Summit.
Go, go, go!
Here's a couple minutes.
Go, she moved your friend, buddy!
I don't care, there's so many teams, bro.
I don't know what you want me to do!
I'm thirsty I'm thirsty I'm a piece of shit I'm a piece of shit
I'm dead here, oh there's one more here
two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two
I'm not dead, I'm not dead
Oh my god he's incredible
Oh my god
That guy's good
That guy's fooling around
He's cooking
She'll be pleased, cut
She'll be pleased, cut
Hello, hello
We're back
Stay through, C4
They just crossed their team in I think.
They're going up, they're going up, they're going up.
Yeah, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
He's down, he's down, he's down, he's an idiot!
Watch out, dead! Good work!
Call, call, call.
I'm about to switch his...
Oak Greenade!
Hey.
I didn't watch any of them once.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it!
I'm not doing this guy.
Last guy.
There's two! There's two up! You're on fire! He's on fire! He's on fire!
We're on James! We're on James! He shot the trigger grenade as it came out of my hand!
One more.
What?
No, he's gone. He fell back.
What?
He left his teammate to dry.
What the hell was that?
Left him out to dry. I can't figure out what I'm saying.
We're good.
Shit.
Shit.
you have like this way I should have broken
yep yep I see right where I'm at
fuck you guys
I have shot the fuck out of him dude I'm going
I'm right I'm right yeah yeah yeah I'm right
where the fuck
I don't know where he went he ran I think he might be opposite side of me
hey stare at it
He's on the other side. I think I heard him heal
Good thing got nice good job
Because you hear what I said no, I literally have those guys dead to right with my trigger grenades
I do one blew it up. I threw the second one and he shot it as it left my hand and it killed me
Fucking way.
Swear to God. Swear to God.
He shot it as it left my hand and it killed me.
Swear to God. Swear to God.
I didn't even know you could do that.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
That guy's good.
I need a shield to get you something.
We need a little bit of ammo. Good, good, good.
Yeah, I need one.
But I need it. Unfortunately, I'm looking.
I found a blue one. I'm in the 70.
Perfect.
You
Bit it cool
This one running
Not no, no, you could tell you would you what you spoke to you spooked me you scared me
I wasn't running this movie you scared me. It wasn't us. Oh, it's cool. See 100% I
Can I can I can recognize those footsteps anywhere
Give me a blue shield. Look. Where's that? I thought me I can job it. Yeah, I'm dropping it right here
You know that team probably came down from tower. They'd be popping. Yeah
Yeah, that was one of them. They try to take advantage of everything going on. They try to take advantage of what's we were vulnerable
All right, you know just as just the average 15 players underground like I've never
Yeah, I've never fought this many people in the spot ever
You just did dumbass. Okay
You're an idiot.
So now this guy just doesn't dig.
You're an idiot.
It doesn't make sense, yeah.
Yeah, I would just stop talking crazy and get ahead of the game.
Follow me, clue.
The shield.
I got the shield.
I got the shield.
I got the shield.
I got the shield.
I got the shield.
Honestly, I'm unsatisfied by these men.
I am unsatisfied with the goop that I've gotten from these men.
What do you mean, goop?
I think a couple of people called the way I had to have.
Dude, that's where I was. I was finishing men off left and right.
I thought that might happen.
Man, I got one guy.
I'm a little scared because I was losing that shit. They all fucking suck.
Hell yeah!
The youths lose to three guys and it's job to play video games?
stupid bitches yeah that's it but you got other obligations in your life don't
you pussy huh don't you put your much we do pussy you stupid bitch you stupid
bitch
hell yeah fuck yeah
all of me too
can't drive half a dozen
get your ass back to the lobby pussy
out fuck yeah
alright time to reset
I don't have a lot of goop but
we take our little dub so to say
yeah little dub little dub
I see what's going down
I want to say quick reset
I'm Aske
perfect perfect let's hit this one right here
On the Red Lakes
Good luck dealing with that have fun dealing with that yapping kid for the next two hours
Oh, that's right!
Follow me, crew.
You'll see my W key is broken.
We'll get Arby's.
Honestly, dude.
So, but you eat Arby's, you kind of seem like a freak.
I
Like me some Arby's ever once in a blue moon you get that what do you get that?
You know roast beef oh shit on the army on the army. I love it. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. You're fucking kidding
Oh my god, I'm on life support. Yeah, they're up top. They're up top by the window by the window
Yeah, I guess I have one smoke. I'm gonna heal up and run. I'm gonna help it run
See this was your fault. Uh, let me check. Let me check. I don't have no fit. No fit
I do not have a long range on for this
Covering fire peanut. Yeah, I mean one more time in there and run. Get the husky ready boys
Run
I'm gonna put up go for that go for it. Oh
He didn't go
My shit is broken. My shit is broken.
My shit is broken as well. Get to the house! Get to the house!
I can't get out, peanut. I'm spamming space.
What?
You got this. Just keep going. Keep trucking. Keep trucking.
I have to run this way.
You got this.
You got this. You got this.
I'm out.
Oh, you got it.
What? Oh, he...
That's actually a really good play with those fucking staffers.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent Raid.
Little sublime, little sublime, little sublime for the boys back home.
Little sublime for the boys back home.
Excellent word, gentlemen, excellent word.
You had a smoke speeder, no it didn't.
You sure?
It didn't.
Oh, yeah, do I, oh.
Ten minutes after that Raid on fucking team push-
Well, oh well it ends well gentlemen. No need to worry. No need to worry
In this game, we're fucking ridiculous. Yeah, he doesn't receive every single day
Yeah, thousand percent. Well, you are you hiding your timer my titan? Oh, I am yeah, I have been
Okay, good. Good. I'm telling you I'm telling you am I right am I right have these raids well not this last one
I've got a high-ma-screen but in general just seemed yes, I'd slightly less aggressive
I think there's the most people we ever had
See, I know that I think about it
Well, hold on, let me be frank
I had to scroll on my list, I've never had that
Let me be frank, when it is aggressive, does it feel more organically aggressive?
It feels like they're fucking terrible at the game, and that's what we're getting done
Much of Brady Bunch members trying to come after us, dude
Thinking they're gonna get a dub
They know they're talking they're challenging the best FPS game of the year game of the year nominee and closing
That's right
Hi you fucking both
I'm also being told you have like four smokinades in that last fucking escape just throw that out there
Maybe we should think about those
Get true for future. Yep. I'm ass
idiot
No, I
I think you're talking to you, Clogsy.
You have four seven names?
I announced that I had one number.
Fuck this, that's me.
Well, it sounds like someone heard that you had four.
So.
Kind of like, you're a bitch.
OK.
All righty then.
All righty then, if you say so.
I suppose, Clogsy, if you say so.
All righty then.
All righty then, Clogsy, all right, if you say so.
All right then, OK then.
All righty, they close you if you say so
Well you see that snap hook action
Good thing good job. There's something for the boys back home
Who's up like there's some night
Did to be something you saw that right you saw that that was excellent move that was moving that was smoothing
Let me take that was the opposite of what Ninja saw in New York. That was I was hitting it
That was fast! It was like lightning!
You saw that. You saw that.
Good clip.
X-Mars clip that.
X-Mars clip that.
X-Mars, you already know what to do.
X-Mars, do I have to say anything to the X-Mars?
X-Mars, record that.
X-Mars, are we being serious? Do I have enough to speak?
X-Mars, run it back.
X-Mars, hit the record button.
X-Box, are we being serious? X-Box, come on. Save that to memories. You saw that, you saw that.
Everybody's hiding your screens.
Yeah, good, good, good.
Okay, I'm good to go.
Let me get a little bit of fed.
Okay, okay.
Let's hit it.
Let's hit it.
Let's hit it. Let's hit it.
This is my first peanut stream I can feel my IQ rising.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Fighting your timer doesn't matter if you open your map at any point.
What do you mean?
You don't mind?
What do you mean?
like you from 70 to 71 because apparently there might be a timer on the
map that nullifies us hiding the time it's a lot of people didn't know up
until I just said it right now shit I can actually do just being down here
smoking ridiculous too they know when we get I mean they'll know when we hear
the sounds that when we get into a fucking game anyways right?
I- I- I mute my game. I mute my game.
Okay. I'm gonna- I'm gonna full screen hide and shit now so we don't even show when we're matching.
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna full screen hide as well.
Yeah.
Let's RIDE!
I just realized we've been queuing for a major, we've been queuing for major this entire time.
I'm playing the side of the map. It's on that's right
Which where's it out again? I forgot
They did up here
Which is it over the air though was out there. I
remember
Is it I don't know where the new one is on damn that's out of the map. It wears it again
Yeah, where's the new one
It's the border towers map over here.
By the way, there is a timer at the top right of your map.
Yeah, it's starting to map that off and we know the fucking maps.
Huh?
The only stupid bitches have hit the maps a lot.
Only stupid bitches have opened this map seven times since the match started.
Do you want to try this strategy and cook?
Yeah, I'll man.
It works, it works, but that was...
It seems like everyone knew that we were doing that.
well I'm not joking that whole team ran up I turned around and saw a team
sprinting at us from there
uh there's one that runs here is just one that we would just add but hi wait
it aggro step aside aggro is that front? it looks like the type of guy that would be the prisoners pocket-pussy
You're the big type of guy that's not allowed within two miles of school zone.
You fucking got me.
Right.
This was better.
This was better.
My god, I kind of just look like Dennis Lee.
If you have a face tattoo, I wouldn't fucking bother you.
Okay, let's go, come.
We're not selling it.
It's like the guy snuck in on crayons at the back of the short boys right before
you're using the elevator.
What are you talking about?
I look like I'm the guy that like sits in the office
and tells you guys where all the bad guys are in the field
through thermal vision and shit.
You're the guy doing the Civil War reenactment
saw them Wednesday during work time.
OK, Mr. Wesley are talking on anybody, bro.
What are you saying?
What do we?
Pigtails and wrinkles.
Dude, so what?
You look like Homer Simpson with a wig.
All right, Homer Simpson is a sexy man.
I'd fuck him.
Research was gonna come down here. I think we're the guy we're waiting for yet. Yeah. Yeah, we technically are waiting for our spawn, but
We could do whatever you guys want to do this is this is a closeie
Try the good track. I feel like we're waiting for the team that spawned, but it's us
Like where the team is supposed to go 24. Oh wait, okay. I mean wait till
Someone just died. Don't worry. I'm gonna spawn soon. Yep
for this one on that spot
and going on over there
so that could have been us getting fucked
we're doing the fucking
I heard something
can you hear that?
no
I'm gonna say you have no bitches
Hey, Cugsie
You just met your first woman like a week ago. I saw it on your stream
Yeah, your mom. Okay. My mom is a nice lady. She would not be seen with the likes of you
Oh good work, Cugsie!
I'm sure they have no idea we're down here
It wouldn't be like we're a mouse scurrying through the house.
I really don't like going up from here.
I feel like we just got upstairs.
That's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm thinking.
He had 5 million yet.
We're going to get a lot of publicity.
We're already at 3.7 million dollars.
Not too sad.
Not too shabby at all.
Yeah, I'm so serious.
Like, not spaced all this liquid, but like, total...
Yeah, my WK is definitely broken.
Oh my God, move your fat ass!
The other window, the opposite window.
Okay, yeah, there's a whole cocaine road.
Yeah, that guy's broken.
We're gonna get me closer to peanut.
We can't even bother with that.
There's a hole in the key right here.
Yeah, come back.
He's pushing! He's pushing! He's pushing!
Dom Dom!
There's a guy slowly in the fucking window over here. You guys are in 1v2.
If you're in 1v2, I'm gonna open the window.
I'm gonna open the window.
So we're keeping busy. We're gonna open the window.
I'm gonna open the window.
I'm trying.
I'm kinda hurting.
He's still in the window. You guys are still in 1v2.
This guy's a fucking idiot.
He's, uh, he just went front door and I'm hurt.
They're moving they're moving they went they went to that little secret hidey hole room
Do they deep hip? Do they deep hip?
I don't know I don't know
This guy is still in this window
Okay
Where'd they go?
Peek this lane from front do you see anything peeking that lane?
No no
Yeah I can't I thrust the one
Looking at the window guy
Oh yeah there's one in the who's he do's he
You're fucking kidding
That in the window is so annoying
What?
That's guy me guy me
I'm right here hiding around a corner. There's no way, brother. I'm dead whole team outside whole team outside
I'm dead to another team outside. Oh, listen guys, you have to set that team. Go to coachy. Thanks
What an idiot
My right to my right your left your left your left
That's your job.
I can see my team.
On, on, in smoke somewhere.
Can't, can't take.
Right here, right here.
Right, live, live.
There's a, there's a.
Fuck it!
Live, live.
Fan-living.
Frater.
Frater.
In time, the team inside is going to roll the bomb.
It's your job, it's your job, it's your job.
I have survivor.
You are fine.
It's your job.
How's your resume? I killed him.
Wait, then what is he looting?
The Ron James!
He's looting.
Charge!
Life! Life!
So, life!
He jumped over?
Hey, you can def.
Here's your gun.
You buy W keys broken.
It won't move. It won't move.
Here you go.
You're not dead!
Go shit!
Go shit!
Go shit!
I have no hands.
Oh!
I
Don't even know what that gun is you were in with a hand clipper
He died
I didn't see
We go
I have zero white heels one one shot one shot here
Oh
Oh
I am six bullets. I am six bullets. I'm gonna go to gunner. I'm gonna guy boy that boy that boy hold on
I'll send in a second. Okay
One more one more than beat with me and then you see I need a little bit more group. I need a little bit more goop
We should send this guy now
Okay, then I'm a look
Pino you stay at the top of stairs you're gonna get an angle on the right side of the
window.
The top of the window right there.
Jeff, what's up?
I wanna do it from the top really?
I'm gonna get my tire on.
Okay, fair.
True.
Wait, no, no Pino.
Pino, you just watch the stairs.
Watch the stairs.
Okay.
You can shoot through that.
You can shoot through that.
Thank you.
Good to know.
There's two down there.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, come on up, come up here.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm sorry, shut the door on him.
Oh, I went to go my-
How many, how many, how many, how many?
I literally think this is solo.
Okay, okay.
Push, push, push.
Oh, handle this.
Stand back!
Solo with the Stitcher.
Locking.
You want some of this, Pussy?
You want some of this?
You want some of this, Pussy?
Watch this, huh?
Watch this, watch this, watch this!
I just killed a THOUSAND RID!
Bring a THOUSAND MORE AND WON'T BREAK A DIFFERENT!
GOOOOOOOD!
You know, honestly, I just group and leave.
No.
No.
He's lurking somewhere in the shadows
It's gonna be cool the big group of the road I need to do it
They hear my dinner. Oh my god
Where's he going? He won't chase don't chase her dad
Oh my god perfect perfect timing perfect timing oh my god oh my god sir sir you can eat the
literal shit out of my ass excellent mate gentlemen excellent mate oh my god if I had
not pulled out of bands right there it would have been done deal it would have been over
It would have been over.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, you played really good though, Peanut.
You were popping the fuck off.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
This is a little action from the team, either.
You see, I can't see the guy.
He's just sitting in a corner, man.
Those human goes love you, Peanut.
Like, oh.
Yeah, what a pussy.
Fuck you, bro.
Uh-huh.
Hold up now.
The jury's still on.
I like the guy.
Any normal player is like, oh my god, P9.
He knows what he's doing.
I, I for one am severely disgruntled by the outcome of that raid.
But I would like to say this, we played as a team.
We all played great difficulty.
And I think that even though we died, we count that as a W difficulty.
I think that we all did great.
What do you think, Sine?
Back here on this.
Back here on this.
With everything you said.
Yeah.
Back me up.
Back me up.
I'm back in it.
A little free kick, major.
Stoked one out of excitement.
Second reward.
Big kick, major.
No, no, no, real kick, real kick.
Everything is gone.
Come on.
I was stroking one out.
I was stroking one out.
Oh
Bro, through that with the fucking officer, alright pal
Alright
We must look at the accolades and achievements of that raid
Not the falling
Um, craft your ammo and shit
You craft your ammo, please
Okay
I'm gonna
What the fuck are you doing
I'm like, I'm like, I'm making you feel pretty
If you feel pretty, I'm making you feel pretty
I don't tend to be with a good nut
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You get a little bit of goo. A little bit of goo.
Don't you? I am digging the anvil. I am digging the anvil.
A little bit of thin. Digging your dad.
Sheesh. Thank you, Mr. Cloak.
You should make it feel good.
You should take care of them.
I don't have guys. Where are you guys getting all your mechanical components?
You can build 160 walls, which I know walls are one each.
Where do you find those? Because I am out at all times.
Green guns? Sometimes that leave behind blue guns for green guns.
If you recycle a green gun in-game, does it give you a Mernel?
No.
I just don't know how you're getting all of them.
I'm always out.
Think about if you didn't pick up 70 Veneters right and they're just sitting in your stash?
Think about if you picked up green guns and recycled them
Which would free up spots in your stash
the unit
Swap a green gun or a Venator?
Summit you are you hear this guy?
Alright jibberish. That's it. Bend over grab the Vaseline
I mean, Cokesy, you are talking mad.
You are talking crazy.
That's malarkey.
That's a load of particles.
You're talking mad.
Did you say piss on you?
Yep.
Holy shit.
That'll be $5, sir.
That's $0.25.
What's your mac at me?
He he he he he.
Hello, Rubber Dog.
Oh, yeah.
Not the new special, not the new special.
Who's that, Mike?
OTBHA, OTBHA.
Represent.
What am I missing?
Oh, green shield.
Mr. Shimey.
Here we go. Perfect.
We need some syringes for healing.
Here we go. Now we ride!
Oh, Mr. Winters, thank you, my boy. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, let me hide my screen.
I'm gonna choose a new map. Let's choose a new map.
I'm gonna hide the screen. Uh-huh.
So are you hiding the screen?
yes sir I'm gonna choose a random map at random
we got hats key damn it no no that's 8,000 space dollars that's 8,000 space
dollars it's a waste I'd rather die
They are free no on all the eight thousand space and dollars good to buy them from mr. Shiny
You don't look at YouTube chat. Yes, I do Versace. I just don't look at your tax because I hate you
You know what all your weapons that are broken
You need to sell the attachments on them and recycle the gun itself
So just go on a recycle spree. It'll put all the fucking attachments into your inventory
Then just mass sell all the attachments and that'll probably raise your money
If you have a shitload of broken guns with attached at home, that's your plan
That's coming from a couple really good players, I like your magic words magic man I
Don't know what you're talking about. See how much you've been sounded pretty smart
right. Sounded. Sounded right now. You will, you're just going to, because if you need
to stretch out like you're five mil, you know what I'm saying? You need to do that
before the end. You know what I mean? Thank you, sir. Now let's ride.
I
Yeah
But I want you to know I told him that and you told me to shut the fuck up and I'm ugly
Yeah, well, it's something is someone I respect
so much worse I respect them oh my god this map yeah listen he's hot what this
is about to be crazy no we're doing locked eight forty minutes you know are
you an idiot yeah locked gate we're about to get even if we don't get stream
stopped on this map it's gonna be fucking hard
what? what's up? there's no place for anybody to go it's the same amount of
people on the outside of the map nobody goes down low right the whole thing is
the keys if fucking people die or put keys in their ass on this map there's
permanently gone I just gotta be cool yeah what a dumb idea
idiot this is a cool I gotta know I thought it'd be cool be cool so what
you think it's cool yeah this map mm-hmm yeah it'll be interesting
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, so much on my side.
You're the deceiver.
You're the infidel.
You're drinking warm tea, though.
Well, again, I'm dedicated to the game, Clokesy.
I'm dedicated to the game.
Why don't you sip on your little triangle glass,
ice in and drink it?
Umbrella on your mojito and shut up pussy.
Real man! Drink Wartitos out of a dirty glass!
I'm drinking Voodoo Ranger!
That's classy, that's classy.
That's Olive Garden.
Right there?
I'll get Raider there.
Raider.
Raider.
Steve Frosty.
Wait!
We should get close to maybe, I don't know if you want to meet him up, wrap left,
or get behind him and wrap right.
Hey, we just fucking killed this guy.
Hell yeah, let's get him!
They just went by our edge.
Raider there.
and you're gonna pop out right here the ruckus he oh they're up top already
ACS once it twice oh you guys hold that I will get a god of flanks kind of ones
up in the house we're not the thing she went to him think to over up there
maybe that might be another team there is another team oh my god in a hundred
100% is!
Oh my god holy shit I'm cheating
It is! It is! It is!
One died.
One's on top of the thing.
Hit him.
Two up there.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Let's get that all
That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's that good stuff. That's that good stuff. That's
good you simple good but not much good on this one-on-one that's nice
yeah but I've been on the blue seal no no
we'll even we won't need it what are the chances we run into another team
nice but slim deny we'll be fine we'll be fine a little scent oh I think we might
have to bobcat force that is unprecedented people like me even do
with two bobcat force so what you're hearing this you probably floating green
handbills brother. Oh, the sweet light.
They'll probably load it and just die to them. Like with them. But you can
definitely keep them in your inventory for next round you guys. Yeah, don't
bring them in.
Here you go to the safe site yonder.
I think stash price please you will take it out this way to get this way to a little
danger you and think everyone's gonna be topside right now so I want to make
They better hope they're not
Coach how do you get over here so fast?
What the hell?
Who's get out of here. This is my hiding spot get out of here
Not even by you. What's you get cozy get out of here. This is my hiding spot dude
Get out of here get out of here. I am out of here.
Koushi this is my hiding spot.
We can't share the same hiding spot.
We gotta be in advance by the time.
I'm not by you I can.
Koushi I can literally see you.
I can literally see you.
Get out of here.
Get me on the hill.
Koushi you're right there.
Koushi get out of here.
This is my hiding spot.
Get out of here.
Get out of the hill.
Koushi get out of here.
This is my hiding spot.
Get out of here.
Are you just kicking trash cans?
I hate this guy.
I
Some of why you laughing up
How you said it
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
Not too savvy boy not too savvy
They live were gentlemen excellent work
First you work.
Get a little bit of sip of water.
First you work.
You know how do you get good like you?
Jeez.
Yeah, me and it's Timmy, we kind of got something inside of us.
You can't just train for it.
You can't just practice for your tough up.
Me and it's Timmy, I mean, honestly,
I consider him my protossae.
One day he'll be as good as me.
But in order to be on like a level like me and it's Timmy
same level. I would say it's something you gotta be born with. You know what I'm
mhmm? It'll call you the LeBronchese Markeries for nothing.
You not put weapons in your prison pocket? No! No! You can only put like
Hoosie DooZies. Like Kee-os and Augments and Shields? But I don't think you can put shields in there.
you put my group away they'll check our max coupage I can't put this over there
is there a maximum of invaders you can have in your stash what no wait wait
some way wait oh wait okay something's just broken I I can't move one specific
veninator in my inventory was that your inventory reopened
Oh Jesus!
Here we go.
That's why they pay you the big fucking money.
Always thinkin'.
Always thinkin'.
You're a brave little man, you're my brave little man, aren't you?
I do.
You guys pay for your game we friends
Oh, okay
Here we go
Here we go
Perfect
Okay, I'm good to go let me take my let me take my full stash value here. Let me see how close we're getting
you 3.82 mil we are actually on the cusp of greatness the cusp are you
actually that close seriously 3.82 747 total value you're on the cusp of
greatness don't you do I'm I don't know what's going on tonight maybe it's
something I ate but I am I am dominating I am dominating on the
battlefield I am getting rich as shit I actually don't know what's going on
You think it's because we're hiding our screens. You think it's just random random
Okay, something's different. Oh, maybe it was the weekly shower. I actually did take a shower last night
It's just a shower last night. Well this morning at 6 30 in the morning and before I went to bed
Something's different something's different
something is different something's in the air something is in the air all I'm
saying is I've had two voodoo Rangers and get me on the blackjack cable
you blackjack would go hard right now I'm telling you twits change your
fucking game on the black change your rules I want a gamble this YouTube
game or no no why is every such a pussy why is everybody just such a pussy
these days I hit me on the blackjack game again right give me on the blackjack
cable right now right now I'm feeling good the tables are hot that's the
Fucking energy
I'm not a big sports better. I'd probably just bet on like UFC fights or something like that
Well, I don't even get one kick. I was just hoping we all could be included. I'm hoping we get low crap
That's why we kind of stick like see as to everybody can be included with that game
I will honestly what you know
Get some
We'll be on something
Even see a two pages. So be it
Really?
Yeah
He's bad everyone everyone I've heard heard wins like you dumbass which allows it. No it doesn't
You were saying and then you put on that I just doesn't make sense to me
Yeah, my bugs are telling me to twitch a lot of gambling now. Is that true?
It's no way. I saw on Twitter that apparently they're doing gambling ads. I
Didn't see something go at X. He was saying that he's gonna start gambling
But I don't think it's uh, that would be the dream. Oh my god, you imagine after seven eight hours sense of
Park Raiders we hit the table
In the table with the boys being the boys on the way to the liquor store
Me and the boys on our way to the liquor store
I was kidding there boys. It's good there. Let's get in there. Let's get in there
I look at the map by the way peanut. Well, yeah, I know I'm thinking about which one I want to go to I'm peeping
Honestly, can I splurge a little, can I splurge a little, do you mind some embarrassment?
I'm gonna splurge a little, I'm gonna splurge a little.
Are we hiding the screens right?
Yep.
Okay, right here.
Yeah.
What about that?
A little splurge, a little splurge, what are you boys saying?
Honestly?
I'm trying to go here. I'm trying to I'm trying to hit this thing hard. You get some good rage early on this map
Blue gate nah
No, it's not no it's not oh mr.
Windigoot how are you on this fine day? Good sir, how are you on this fine day?
Windigoot.
Here's 20 more.
Mr. Ventura, my man, good man, good man!
I just looked it up, Twitch allows gambling. Yeah, dude, I've heard that they're moving towards it. I just don't want to get banned.
I just don't want to get banned.
If they, well, then we start to leave YouTube out, but I guess they can just hop on over.
Um, I should be fucking sick at the end of the night. I'm talking about lose some some a little bit of that
Good is it is so dreamy that we do good is golden
Honey, but that's sad release the acceptance speech. You're not getting the acceptance speech ever
I'm deleting it off my computer. It is lost in time
only fellow that's got it is the person over at the streamer awards if he
releases that I'm suing him for defamation cycle course way I've got
I'm a streamer sizeable portion I can't say something there with us for legal
purposes this is all a joke for legal purposes
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Heck, you mailed.
I thought we already did.
We already got the, we already got, we already got the thousand points.
You need to pick a map for you.
Some of these lobbies are too easy.
It's that skill-based matchmaking.
Ooh, let's ride!
That's right!
Follow me, dude.
Handsome squid with pita costume.
See?
The matter.
Watch out for Mrs. Bydo.
I
Think we can either decide if I someone oh my god
So much
I think there's something behind me
Are you sure double-check double-check?
We're at close door. You can't get in there. There's no door to work.
We go to the top. Take a little peek. Little peek at the top.
I was seeing if we could see one of the spawns in the lane, but they didn't rush it. There's a full team fighting in there.
Oh
Oh
Good thing
I forgot to listen. What do you say?
I just remembered you said something. What did you say? My mind told me it was important.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
Jesus, what did you say? What did you say?
Take a fuck yourself, idiot.
Okay, alrighty then. Alrighty then.
Well, that leap is not on you guys.
Oh
We always oh wait, oh is that you close to using the zip line
We're hitting them all really
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Let me know if you see anything else TV post then
TV posted on the inside scoop
I'm trapping both sides on this end, can I trap this side?
I'm just hanging around.
I don't know about you boys.
You can take it by the Grinola.
Hello, sip of the moody.
Ah, oh yeah.
Nectar of the Gods.
Nectar of the Gods.
You know how to hit it, Ghostie.
You know how to hit it.
How's that?
I'm gonna say yeah you gotta get down yeah your dad tells me that every night
mm-hmm mm-hmm he is a generous lover and you should see this full team under us
right now directly let's get them we'll be doing here team they're gonna come up
these zips something come our side don't go down yeah do not go down peanut
okay they're gonna hit this side right here and then we kill them all
Okay, okay, okay.
Ooh.
Do I need to be quiet?
Yep. Nah.
They're dumb, stupid.
Ooh.
When you kill any spiders down under us, right?
No, no.
Come up, come up.
The dinga, the blam, the bluesy.
Get out of here.
Ah!
He went down, he went down.
There's gonna be a fight, Peanut.
fight get ready oh yeah see you later kinky
these guys are saying what's he talking about what's he talking about he's
He's speaking mad, he's speaking mad!
Let me ask, let me ask my crew...
Was that a guy asking to be with to give me a gun up?
Yeah, he said he needs these three mushrooms for the life of me.
Give me all your shit!
And one mushroom!
No, I told you to have it!
Get outta here! No! Get outta here!
Get outta here! Slam!
Red building, guess.
Get outta here!
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I don't know where the third one is.
Alright, Godspeed!
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
I might hit the extract right toward north.
Ooh, there's a red building, there's a red building.
I'm right here right here right here
Of course of course come on up join our hearts
Not none none. Oh we left this to me to live
He's asking if he can resist boy
He's going to resist teammate
Okay, that's gonna find us in the ass right there.
We don't let him run, Mr. Boy, it's one of the other.
Yeah, we can't kill him.
There you go.
Up and kill him.
Let's ride.
Actually, I don't have the heart for this.
Coach, you kill him.
They say I love you, Peanut, while he was going up.
You kill him.
You kill him.
You kill him.
You kill him.
You kill him.
You kill him.
We can just, I don't even know.
We can follow you.
Follow your lead.
Yeah, Coach, you decide here.
You decide here.
get away
who's your friend
there he is
what what what kind is there what kind is there what kind is there
get him boys
what kind of guy what kind of guy
hold up
oh oh oh
oh
very nice
how man
I got a little something for you too. Let me come clean here. We have this mushroom
Absolutely good sir. Absolutely got a little medium memo for Cooper
See
Little Media Memo for a Goopa
Little Media Memo for a Goopa presents
Little Media Memo for a Goopa
Little Media Memo for a Goopa
Little Media Memo for a Goopa
Oh, Jen
Oh
Wait, who is that?
He's killing us, he's trying to kill us
He's trying to escape, GOOGA!
I'll be back there. You go.
Oh, I'm sorry. I say kill
Are you?
Where you going? Champ? Where
you going? Champ? Yeah.
Yeah, don't worry boys, I took out the trash.
A little bit of goop.
I told you that come back and bite into the aspen's clothes, that was a horrible plan.
Alright, well...
We gotta get to the red building and kill those hooligans.
Peanut, come up here and kill this guy.
What? No, you kill him! He said he liked me!
me. I killed him. No. I killed him. He said I was cool. Oh, just hanging around. Oh, it's
actually right here. Oh, it's gone. So we are second. I have a proposition. If you fall
of that and survive, you will revive you.
Uh, I don't like the proposition. It's not a very good one. I might die anyways.
Ah, keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving.
Get moving! Get moving! Get moving!
Did he live?
I don't know.
My motion was out was he?
Honestly, I wouldn't let him live if the friend didn't see for us.
for us to be there his friend his friend signed their own death warrant that's true that's very true
do those mushrooms my mushrooms we we got a way to hatch keys to blind
a bit more goo here we go perfect how would it let him live through he's boy he's boy no no no
He screwed it he screwed the poods he screwed the poods
Yes, we're gonna go to the red building you debasin
Mm-hmm, how does he have me have one armor? I've got plenty of armor come here. Take these take these
Here's five. Here you go
Let's ride
To the red building
Go go go
Not seen him no more
looking in the shadows
We think oh
I'm gonna ride I'm gonna ride
I
Right right right right right they see us
Yeah boys quick get on armored
Once hurt really bad we there's
Fight there's one left one left
I
See a lady stinky man
Gotcha
I killed both of those guys
I'll just kill everyone and get no loot, no worries, no worries there.
You want to pull that card, huh?
Yeah, card actually, I've been blasting it on you.
Oh, my man!
It'll be the poop.
It'll be the poop.
Oh
Guys we have a nutsack arc on us. That's a tough
I'll make it's like shake that one leg that one leg
I
Don't they down
We're torturing this is fall beast
No, no, no, don't waste one of those bad boys
Oh no no no!
Behind it.
Nice leg.
Oh it's waking back up!
Oh!
Moving slow though we can go around it.
That'll have happened, that'll have happened!
Oh!
Gotcha!
So much money to she's got the Hoosie doosies
What right where
Boop.
Little bit of boop.
Where are all the bashing sounds at?
Uh, eight drop, right?
Not too shabby, boys!
You got another one?
I'll kill it.
Where's the other one at?
There's an eight at drop.
There's eight? I think there's like three, isn't there?
Oh no, no, no, no.
I've only gotten two!
Where's- is it- is it- how many got from this? Up to eight?
Oh, gosh, that's really-
It's up to eight.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Okay, so every single one just right- like, if you lose something, you only need anything to right-click and salvage everything.
So, if the port disappears...
I've only gotten two! How many do you guys got?
I dropped the 1, I 0
Where the hell is it? I've had so much got all of them. No, I don't know. Just salvage it
Hmm. Right click and salvage. Charge Mighty Suspicirus to me. Mighty Suspicirus
What the hell are all the cells at?
You really only got two?
That's pretty ass to be honest
Someone has four
I got none I swear
My bucket's a ton out to these cities, someone has four
Nah, they're not saying that
They say, oh yes they are.
Are they actually saying that?
Yes they are.
We're on to you, Summit.
We're on to you.
I wouldn't do you like that.
You still need to find Midley.
I picked up a bunch of Ark Alibis.
That's all I really wanted.
And mechanical components.
That's the only two things I could do.
The real crazy Summit would steal from us.
That's safe.
These wasn't a good bad choice. He's over here
Kill the company boy. What do you mean Bobcats to
You have four Bobcats and four basins. Does he not sharing?
Cooks you get a load of this guy. He's asshole. It was an asshole. I need Bobcats. I use it
That is right here in our left
Fuck him.
He will see in front of him really far, but nowhere else.
You're super good.
Well, lucky for him, I'm about to run in front of him.
Yeah, I noticed that.
I don't think so.
Mr. Dicey and Mr. Nasser, my one of the 20 good ones, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Swear, my one of the fucking one, good man, good, ah, man!
I know where that red peanut is, but I like it.
He's the one who can keep your eyes.
He's the one who likes it.
He's a delicious gentleman.
He's not the one who likes it.
Hmm.
I see not bad, right?
How about donate to someone in need?
How about that?
Yeah, pretty good.
That guy definitely lost his voice in mushrooms.
Yeah, obviously.
Fuck that.
someone in need
Donate there's someone in need
Donate there's someone in need oh
Yeah, but you want me to donate to the people that need water, don't you?
Oh
There's many great cars, of course out there there's many great cars and they're all hilarious
Don't see much to be eating for the project. No, you don't you need dingleberries you need dingleberries
Fuck you casual vitality. Hey, can you say hi to Mark my boyfriend loves you
Do that thing with my tummy likes where she loves me
But he won't stop blowing on my phone. Love you too, Mark. But love you too, mr. Mark
He's seven mushrooms? Of course he's a 2d7 mushrooms on step 5.
I fucking hope not.
Well I just got 3 from violently killing that person that was begging for his life multiple
times.
Worth it?
Yeah, worth it!
Is that gonna reset when he proceeds? Cause that, that like lasts longer, right?
Seven and step five. Oh, that's good. We how are how are people above us on that?
People were finished with it within like the first hour
I'm the greatest awkwardest player to ever live. How are they beating us?
No, definitely. I honestly do agree with that if you entered like a special Olympics, you would probably be number one
Okay, I would
Get out of here
Get out of here wheelchair guy. Get out of here
So feel that's me dashing in the finish
That light in the Queen
We're going so fucking fast fellow, that's of course the reason was downhill that I probably lose
What up, Bill?
What up, Bill?
Let me tell you about that.
Let me tell you about that.
Different story.
Yeah, different story all around.
Do you sip water?
Hmm.
One moment, crew.
I'm telling you, these rages
are just going so smooth, like butter.
Come on.
Now we we're doing really good tonight. We're doing really like seriously like you said like last night
Yes, you were about to punch your monitor. What happened?
Like what are we doing differently
I didn't school days. It's Thursday
Maybe the guy exams tomorrow
Maybe
Okay, what if we just bounce forward though?
A lot of strange in the map is definitely probably the most hopeful.
Honestly, I'm kind of liking exploring the other maps. It's kind of cool.
Going to a different map like every time, I feel like it keeps it fresh.
It keeps it fresh, you know what I mean?
Yeah, minty fresh.
Minty fresh? Sheesh!
Nah, you gettin' it, Mr. Summit. Nah, you gettin' it.
The minty fresh never hurt anyone.
It's probably a really nice visual crawling around to different maps rather than Blue Gate.
really nice visual yeah
what's that mean? really nice visual
you talking mad? are you talking crazy?
are you talking mad? you a mad lad what does that even mean?
we talked to mr chicken
here we go perfect okay I'm good to go
tight up speed the tires he's up to get a random action
yeah shroud look at us now my cousin shroud look at us now look at us now
Yeah, you're tough out. You're tough out. Look at us now. We're killing it.
Hmm. Uh, choose a map. Yep. Yep. I'm choosing whatever each other's key hitting's right.
Me. Yep. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Okay. We're gonna go, we're gonna go right here. This
space right yonder. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh. I can't see the screen. Okay. I'm trying.
Oh Mr. Gabbagool and Mr. Puppy that's a good man, good ah man!
Hey Mr. God, thank you Mr. Dave, I'm a fucking good man, good ah man!
You should tell Cog and submit the y'all to do a free kid, but only load with fire
nades and smoke boulders up.
The master
The master plan
You tell my
Donna Haley to stop telling my wife and I to stop putting you on the TV the best FPSG of the year
Mom and dad are having some private time some private time
Family bonding don't you worry? I got you. I got you. I got you. Don't you worry. Don't you worry big man?
Don't you worry big man? Don't you worry? Oh?
What's with the stream site? If I can't see where you're going, sheesh!
Good point, good point. Have you tried fucking yourself?
Have you tried fucking yourself, good sir?
I heard that's an honourable technique that could work out for you.
I've tried, pah, done it. Maybe the next one.
Have you tried sticking a large piece of wood in your rectum three to four inches wide?
Do you think that'll work? Have you tried that yet?
Hmm, many great suggestions. Many great suggestions. Already have?
Don it. Don it.
Well, I'll keep you posted if I think of something else.
Hmm.
my wife calls you a potato what should I do about this to boys and now let's ride
The map is the blue game we're here early.
Let's uh, let's try something new.
Let's see if we can rush this and kill the team running up the hill to this.
Let's ride!
Remember that one team that anxiously killed us?
They sprinted over here with Fent
Let's see if we can do that
Doing Fent, I'll leave about one
Now I'll see them
Okay, nothing. You're a fresh new way though. That's net positive
Is it?
GAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Heheheheh
Oh Zed!
It's not for us.
I'm not gonna lie, I used to like getting in early, but now I like getting in and when I see the 17 minutes I'm like, you think I'm over it.
Yep.
You just kill everyone.
One, two...
Check this out, seven.
Heh. Not two in second.
Heh.
You're in there. You're in there.
You're in there.
You're in there.
You're in there.
You're in there.
I've got a good feeling about this one boys.
Very good feeling.
I was in there already.
I'm already in there.
Let's get them!
Good thing, huh?
They got hit back.
Hit back blue with a biopop.
Right here. Let's get them!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Lock him.
I'll see about him.
Oh, they're above us.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Check trap behind us maybe.
Oh, peanut, peanut, peanut.
What, what, what, what, what, what?
We 100% kill them if we don't make a sound.
We got it.
Okay, we can still open and shut the door. What? You're cooking.
On me, one. He's looking at the bottom of the stairs.
He knows we're down there. He's open door.
There's two. C4 out. C4 out of the other door.
Yep, yep, he's gonna throw it through.
It's a rocket!
Both of them, both of them! Charge!
That one?
There's his eyes. One right here, one right here.
Oh
Well, I got my two good day back very nice for traps if you can
Ah too shabby boys
What was that a group of problems it I think they are upset they are upset thank you spin it
I just have we got
That my bomb
All right, there is a key monzip zip zip zip and put it go right side right side right side right side right side
No
and it hit peanut's head
Sir sir sir good sir
Sir I
Have a proposition that you're gonna want to hear no another team another team on blue on us right now sir
Sir
sir the guy's gonna kill us yeah if you revive me I will help you kill these
gentlemen we say suck your toes welcome you're welcome for the comms wait we
hold before you do that before you do that there's a bad man deep coming you
You can use our help!
See the cheaters died?
They killed that guy! Fuck him!
Kill this one! Kill this one in the booty hat!
He's evil! He's evil!
Kill that one with the right hand! Kill him! Kill him! He's evil! He's evil!
If we got red I concur I second that I second that
The goop is nothing compared to the glory of winning
If you revive us think about it will be able to tell people of your of your tales those sing songs about you
whatever you do kill this one whatever you do even if you don't revive us makes
you kill this one right here with the white hair that's all I ask kill that
one with the white hair is evil
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure about these fellow hold up now. No need for hazy decision
That's okay, you can't win them all you can't win them all
just like peanut butter just a minus set back a minus set back we'll get right
back to it hey I do nothing if you can aim your trigger grenades we would be
alive why would you dive in there I'm the team leader I say
I'm the team leader that's what the team leader dies lays his life down on the line for his team
How she stack appreciate it stack up renegade toros renegade toros we're getting serious we're getting serious I had last round
We'll get another one
One moment you
I'm a couple of these bad boys
You're all dead. I want you to know that blood's on your hands
Why I'm silly dead good. I'm glad you are you what I'm glad that you died
I'm glad that you died you died to
I
What factual thank you so much things for the quick quick insides group. I appreciate it
Thank you. Someone always there to keep it real that there's now. Thank you. So I think it's trying to keep you humble
Of course. I miss the humble. I'm actually the best at being humble. You don't need to do that
You're the humblest guy. I know exactly. I'm actually nobody compares to me in humbleness. And don't you ever question my humblest again?
I mean, whatever. That's right.
That's right. You think you're cozy?
You're pussy. That's right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You're a little bit of a goop. Everyone wants.
We have to buy some more syringes. It's just shiny.
Here we go. It's the most humility in the world. Yeah.
Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Coaches, I put
I miss you guys hide she's hidden here we go here we go here we go perfect be a couple
or defibrillators for Mr.Shiny, like you do.
Okay now I'm ready.
Let's run.
Oh, Mr.Skybury,
but we'll find him a boy.
Good man, good man.
Oh, and Mr. Boyman, good man, good man!
And Mr. Bunchy, good man, good man, good man!
And Mr. Nassar, good man, good man!
Good lad, he do's gonna let me die.
Oh, and Mr. Nassar, good man, good man!
Oh, yeah, yeah, my man, my man!
Next hooligan I catch lacking is just for you, Mr. Nasa,
on the house, the Bungalow house.
Good job, good thing, huh?
Good plan.
Just like that.
I had my first Big Mac and I loved it.
I made sure not to choke on it though.
All right, now, you think you're a funny guy,
don't you think you're a funny fellow?
You're a funny guy, you're a comedian.
Got a little comedian in the chat.
Bungalow is telling me what you do
to funny guys around here.
Tell them what we do to funny guys around here.
We fuck up!
We're not fat!
Next time we're gonna hate the chat!
Oh no, I'm the funniest guy.
Oh no!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, definitely do not meet me behind when he's at 3.30 in the morning.
Next Friday, oh my god.
That'd be horrible.
Oh no, hee hee, no, no, no, hee hee, no.
Oh, let's ride!
Run!
Get a little bit of Tino's.
Here we go.
Just right, just right about.
I took us to Damn Battlegrounds night time, Mr. Clokesy.
In some good rage earlier, but I'd spice up the life, you know what I'm talking about?
I think I thought we were going to get a blue gate again, I kind of fucked me.
No, no, no, Damn Battlegrounds night time, someone and I were killing it earlier.
Yeah, you had a fucking crazier on piano
Harmony yep
Sentences after hangin out
on close to each other's senses yeah that's crazy yeah there's seen that the
Tom the Tom Cruise Benz to Ben Stiller like a little yeah I saw I've seen that
I've seen that's exactly what I was referencing right there
I
Play fantasy football or no, no, I don't have time to learn about fantasy counter strike for a while really
fantasy counter strike
Yeah
And pretty much it's like semi-finals a football right now, and then there's like a
Okay, go on. I'm sure
I don't have a wife. So I know no no no
I didn't mean to cut you off motherfucker. Keep going. No. No. No, no. Now I'm curious about fantasy fucking es
You're telling me
I was sponsored by
One of the one of those sites the camera was called
The door but I'm dressed
Was it like that CS go lounge back a day where you see school lounge. Mm-hmm. Well, that's where you could just
Just that website was right that was that was cool. I would dive a team up my vintages on CS go downs
No, I was really I was really young and I had like a $500 inventory which at that age was massive
I mean you can't get $500 that's gonna be that's like for Christmas is where the money right there
You're talking about and I wanted to get into gambling because
Seemed pretty fun and so I picked a sure thing was like a 99% chance to 1% chance
I was like, oh, you know whatever I'm just gonna put everything I've got on the 99% chance just like see how it works
I'd only win like a couple dollars because it's 90 times a chance. They lost a lot of everything
There's probably fucking hell raisers so those suckers lost you so much money back in the day
Son of a bitches we're the above us
I was in some of the matches where people bet and it was like people would get extra pissed at you if you lost during those fucking matches
That's crazy.
Hey.
I should have asked him.
I should have asked him.
As I three voodoo ranches.
Oh, Dingo.
Yeah, I should have gone up there when you get those guys.
No, no, no, they literally opened the door down below.
You didn't hear that?
No.
Oh, see?
Other Keto's.
Pretty good.
Warm.
Stop.
How are you?
It's not a real man. It's not a real man.
You ever had a hot Cheetos inside of a cream cheese bagel?
Hey! You should check some of its basement for bodies.
Yeah, well, 100%!
Jeez!
I'm fucking... residents?
Please don't give my family!
Oh my goodness!
Oh, so please, I love my family. Please don't give them.
Wait, is that us?
That's me, that's me.
I got you some peanut.
Someone has anyone got missing in your town recently?
Curious.
Yeah, someone just drove by here.
Someone just passing by.
Yeah, I got something for you.
You do it.
You do it.
You do it.
Wait, they're...
Wait, right here.
What?
I... on drugs?
Or do I hear them right there?
I know how we can figure out.
Ow.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
I got bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin, bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin, bugs
my eyes I got bugs in my skin or crack rocks I got bugs in my eyes
that beautiful thank you sir thank you sir you just can't be not crazy where is
it yeah yeah are you heard that I did hear that imagine watching the stream in
dog room alone right now. My whole room just starts flashing over and over again. I guarantee
you one of my bungalows is one big sweaty round guys sitting there just underwearing
on the couch, lean back, eyes wide open, it's just flashing the whole room over and over
I'm gonna get him.
Hahaha.
That's me.
Hey, I'm gonna get anyone.
Hahaha.
God, yeah, God, yeah.
God, yeah.
I'm gonna get another Buddha Ranger.
Hold down the fort.
Alright, alright.
I'm gonna get a big deck if we don't hear it.
Yeah, brother.
That was a great shield, bro.
That was a hard-fought, Goopa.
Oh my god, they're here, they're here, they're here.
Last raid.
He was hit on the zipline?
Jesus.
I heard a zip too, but I guess that could have been maybe the tower one.
That sounded close.
Hear anything?
I see we shot Blaston, what were we doing here?
Yeah man, I haven't heard a singular shot.
He was shot Blaston, come on boys.
Hey, I didn't.
Lesson time!
Oh, yeah, we're right through here. 100%.
100%. I forgot to go up and zip on ASAP.
My three keys won't work.
I'm a priest, bro. I'm in the official button, push that.
Oh, someone just shot a...
what's going on back over here yeah right down here there's there's a team right
under the stairs I think
shots
this guy inside this what's what type that shot at the one that one oh my god
I'm cheating. Holy shit. I am I'm cooking tonight. I'm cooking
I couldn't see that
He walked out right there
He's running from legs
Oh, he's a little stinky man.
Oh, yeah.
Little bit of poop.
Ooh.
I don't know if I'll catch this guy.
I've found...
Ooh.
Oh!
Oh!
Just come see him.
Oh!
Ooh!
oh my oh oh my god let's back in that was good bed your shields peanut you got
my eyes yes yeah so these guys were packing goop then two toros a
a volcano and a vinniting on him.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There's one guy.
That dude.
Did you take that damn good deal?
Eee!
Take that deal.
Is there another guy out here?
What is this?
It's got a torrenty.
Who's got to go over there?
Get him.
He wins, son?
Peanut, get over here!
Okay, coming, coming.
Tell him I'm on the way.
Follow me, please.
Don't you worry closely, I'm on the way.
130 meters out, getting close.
Particularly a little gander.
I don't know if you have to be to have sex in one of those town fursuits.
I die.
I'd sweat it up.
Hello sir, hello sir, hello sir.
How are you on this fine day?
What?
I said how are you on this fine day?
I'm good.
Yo, well, oh, just hanging around just hanging around
Clogsy was telling me right here. Oh, oh
She's close you revive him revive him
Because you go to your father you can do it out clue a hearty clue
Fucking they hit me and they they've gone around back in that same spot
They ran to the left of it up to the hook. I literally tagged all of them. I see get up over see get up on him
One down
I'm going in
Another guy behind you my W. He won't work. He ramped the hill. Oh my god, John
I fucking hope so. Holy shit.
Take that, you boys!
That damn good deal!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Not too shabby.
Alright, what's the gift?
You said you were gonna give me a gift.
Hey, right.
Oh
You bad you do that back
you
you
you
you
you
He's never subbing you again. Oh
What
No, I say I never gonna call you a feed to because you're a feed to bed. That's why we'd better say I ran out of ammo and everything
Hello
Hello?
What was that?
Oh take it, take it, take it!
What direction?
Down your yonder!
Where'd he go?
I'm calling it as a...
I'm calling it as a fake.
It's a fake, it's a fake, it's a fake.
Is it fake?
Now I'm calling the fucking thing as a fake.
Ohhhh!
You're genius!
I see him, I see him.
Oh, there's one of me closer, closer.
HIT!
Come on, right here.
Headshot of one-
STAY BACK!
GET OUT OF HERE!
RIP RIP RIP RIP
Crack, crack, crack, crack,
two cracked.
I'll kill them all in a second
with C4, I think.
The pink, pink is down.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh my god!
I couldn't crack, crack, crack!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
He's one, he's one.
He didn't, uh...
Get out of here!
Wait, be nice to me, it's on.
You're gonna die, I am!
Where are you going?
Little bit of...
No!
Little bit of...
Here we go.
Ooh.
Um...
Yeah, that's the right trade. That's the right trade. Okay, I'm good to go. Yeah, to work
out their team.
This is going pretty good.
I randomly defied one of the guys.
The only drop is guns or I was going to fuck him and he ran away screaming.
Holy dingo.
Master negotiating.
Okay, okay.
We'll run right back.
What you meant to say?
John, where the fuck are you at?
Come here.
I'm calling the extract, by the way, guys.
I know, John.
I'm calling the extra by the way guys
Who the hell is that guy
Who the hell is that guy
Who the hell is that guy
Who the hell is that guy
Kill him
Let him out with a button.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
I tell you, we just keep getting better and better.
Our skills are on the rise.
We're doing pretty good.
You know, I just watched you shotgun a wall and you a metal wall.
Shotguns outside the extract and do a metal wall inside the extract.
inside the extract folks see the semantics are unimportant what happened what what's
important is the final result did we did we or did we not survive we survived
exactly you know it because of the team leaders wisdom and guidance honestly
that's not me for being in my fault that's right that's right
you piece of shit here we go we sell those bad boys who's here three Bobcats
So he's if he actually has a million dollars. Yeah, we got 1.3 billion space on
Here we go
This is so far and would you sell two volcanoes no attachment number one and two yes
So we're saying so so any purples that part
3 plus
Okay, we tell him or a second. So I'm saying
I'd be quick the next time I'd be quick the next time she comes you gotta be quicker
Here we go
Here we go
Here we go perfect
Perfect
Here we go perfect
Hey, we go perfect
We're cooking let me do a vinnin account one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven
twelve thirteen fourteen thirteen eleven twelve thirteen fourteen sixteen times four what is that
what sixteen times four oh let me think sixteen times two is sixty four vinninator four so
you impressed. You're some
right now. Do one more. Okay.
and how many of those are
broken? One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
seventeen, eighteen, nineteen,
twenty, twenty-one, twenty,
twenty-three, twenty-four,
twenty-five, twenty-six,
twenty-seven, twenty-eight,
thirty-nine, thirty-three,
thirty-one, thirty-two,
thirty-three, thirty-four,
thirty-five, thirty-six,
thirty-seven, thirty-eight,
thirty-nine, forty-fourty,
forty-one, forty-two,
forty-three, forty-three.
So, over half of them are
broken. Four, three,
More than half those are just semantic summit not important not important
One moment you
I
Still have no room
No room at all leave recycle and repair your guns
Okay, you will not do 64 raids from now until the expeditions, okay?
I'm recycling and repairing
you recycle
three rows recycle 12 of them
Okay, and all the attachments. Yeah, and then spam repair until you have no more of the stuff you need to repair
Okay on it on it then throw the attachment
Okay, oh my god
Also, you don't need 15 fucking guitars.
Sell all your guitars.
What do you know, bastard?
Sell all your guitars.
No more!
No more!
Why?
There's big headache!
Sell them!
No more!
Did you shut up?
You are the least talented person I think I have ever met.
You don't even know how to play one guitar.
Why do you have 15?
It's not what your dad said when I was digging
in his butthole last night.
Let me tell you the tongue technique.
I can tie a knot out of a strawberry stem.
Fuck you.
Fuck you and fuck your dad.
In different ways, of course.
I'm sure your dad's a loving dad.
Now, one moment, crew.
One moment.
I hope.
Yeah, that's right.
You got beads.
You got beads.
Check.
Oh.
And mate.
Yep.
One moment, gang.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, I'm...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm good to go. I'm good to go. I'm good to go. I'm good to go. Okay.
Me and someone are both ready. We have a speed. I'm going to take a random map. That's
right. Oh, we don't need to. We don't need to. We don't need to. You need to. Then
you bounce on a peanut for the right price for a crispy 50 big man for a
crispy 50 oh mr. back and mr. bullet what was good man good man and mr.
Cody but what was good man good man and mr. natural one good man good man
So let the news get a-let he dies.
This is quite a thing.
Now let's RIDE!
That's right!
That's right!
What do we do?
All I want to do is downgrade us and get the group up.
Mr. Grady, Mr. Grady.
Does the stash value contribute to the five million?
We're at about four million. Four million speckles so far. Almost. Almost a four million.
Mr. Peane, Mr. Peane, we're moving.
I didn't bring any fint. I'm a little slow.
I need pop and eat.
He needs a fint?
That would be quite splendid.
Any extra fint for a goober?
Thank you, sir.
Too thin.
Ooh!
Yeah, you don't pop fence until you're out of stamina.
Yeah, I was out of stamina.
Ow!
I WANTED!
That bitch.
So what do you hear this guy?
I would you keep your focus on the game, Clumsy?
Me and someone got it handed back here.
Hey, bitch.
Watch this.
Check this out.
Yeah, something.
Yeah, something.
Yeah.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Have you ever played the Elden Ring?
Yeah.
What about Elden Ring Night Bungus?
Ooh, Elden Ring Night Bungus.
I've never seen that version.
Nice.
Nice.
I'll have to bring Night Rain?
Yeah, I know Night Rain.
It's like a co-op.
Yeah, I've never tried it myself.
Hey, that clicker.
You think P9 had been trying to play it?
Yeah, we would be the third.
And it's really hard.
It's way harder.
You...
It took us like two weeks to beat the game.
Would you join us on Elden Ring Night Longest Adventures if we did one one night?
Like a special night?
Yeah, I'm always down to this one.
Like once or twice a week sort of deal?
Well we would probably beat it all in one night, wouldn't we?
You know...
What?
You on that game...
...is equivalent to Helen Keller reincarnated and flying a fucking plane.
Okay?
You are an ass at that game, okay?
It's not gonna take us one night, it's gonna take us maybe a full year!
No, it's not! I'm very good at Elden Ring Nightbongas!
I'm very good! You're the one that's ass!
Stupid idiot.
You're ass!
Oh shit, my fault, I didn't think about that right?
That's right, that's right. I'm with that. Checkmate.
Check me on that one.
Yeah, my fault.
Hey, that's okay.
Don't let it happen again.
You're gonna shoot.
Don't shoot that much.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm just gonna get you who's pinky is that who's pinky is that who's pinky is
that who's pinky is that oh god to that time god to that time
Shame on me got a little poop on my finger
What are we doing waiting here? We should get to blast it. What are we up to?
I'm gonna open the door is sticky pinky sticky pinky bonus round
Fun from the bone run bonus round. I think you're done. I see a peanut. We say
Take this oh
Oh, oh, oh my god. Oh, whoa, thanks chief. Oh
Thank you, thank you
It's very kindie. I think you're something gosh a man
See you ladies thinkies
I'll do a little aerial view
Yeah, that's probably the sound oh my god
Oh
It's like a city up here. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's a
Oh, he's a fucking apook.
That dumbass.
I'm peeping.
I'm not seeing, though.
I'm gonna bring in the affiliate next right.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Keep your eyes peeled.
No one's here.
Is this what happens when we hide our screen?
There's no way.
Well, I think it's the map changes a lot, too, yeah.
The map changes, hiding screens, the timer, maybe.
It's how every rage to be
It with a hell is everyone at
You think about it if they're trying to stream sign but they see the time that's like instantly they get to figure out
Hey, we're not in this raid. Let's extract
And they can gauge when to join cuz it's set times for responding
Oh, did you do that?
Did you do that?
Dude, that's by testing, Enix.
Dude, it's over yonder. We should go get him.
We should go get him on 4.
Who you seeing?
I'm probably seeing something about my graphics.
Whenever something's moving, I see like two of them.
Wait, was that you?
Stupid robot bitch.
Alright, well...
Let's ride!
Follow me, crew.
Take this one out, Closie.
Give me a press. Watch this. Ready for this?
Yeah. Watch this. Ready for this? Watch this. Watch this.
Ready, cool, huh?
Ready, cool, huh?
See!
There's some, some. There's some, some.
I
Disinput anybody
I see you probably shouldn't he's booting left and take it like a little bit of my I don't matter if you're setting it
It is to invent. Oh
Well, he needs my cash. I mean serious cash serious cash
Well, maybe you should as much you need. What do you need about a million more one more million?
I think I'm almost a four million now. I have to give him three
But I can give you like 500
25 fitness
From that a couple vows are simply to get him started
Like 800k if you don't you worry Gigi, I'll get it myself. Thank you. No, you know organically
I'm calling the whip I'm calling the whip
What's that thing angering over there?
contest
We're going to get on get on
We'll meet you up top, folk.
Um, no, it's here.
Let's ride!
There's dead shit here.
Yeah.
Where do you think they went?
Did you fend?
You can do that anywhere.
You do it in front of a gas station. You can do it at Target. You can do your kids ballgame.
You can do it at the ball. You can do it at your grandma's funeral. You can do that anywhere.
You wouldn't leave for that.
I maybe just reset this.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on. There's like no one here.
How back on the whip was how back on the web make a hasty leave
Or lose half your health good thing you see
I'm glad to be sharing this moment
We're cooking
Well, yeah, we are.
Alright, let's run.
Let's fully stop.
Watch this one, Coachy, watch this, Revis.
Good thing, yeah!
See that one, see that one?
I've been checking to watch all the way up there.
Watch this.
Good job!
Close, close.
What the hell happened that rain?
Oh no.
I don't know what that was.
It was like literally no way down.
I've never seen that in three weeks, by the way.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know what that was.
I've never seen that in three weeks, by the way.
Don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that was. I
Know what that was. I don't know what was going on there. Oh weird. Oh, we had
We had you guys see the red light that before I've never seen a red light that before it was like really nobody there
It's not weird
Normal game are you sure I feel like there was even less than a normal game. I was just weird
All right, you guys ready to go again, uh-huh.
Let's ride.
I've got a nice two-map for us to go to every hide and
seek.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
What?
Hmm.
You have to do no screen snipers, I don't know about that, that was like nothing,
there was no, it was a barren wasteland.
We got a little bit you're doing very good. Thank you. Let me check my expedition. Let me see how close we are
Oh my god, I've got 4.1 to 1 million no joke
Oh, hey, Cohingo you you can get the rest of that easy
Okay, next
You're probably hated tomorrow
Yeah, maybe at like one more now. They said it could be done. They called me stupid
They called me an idiot. They called me dumb. They called me bad at the game
They called me a bad player. They called me a piece of shit. They called me a piece of garbage
They said I'd never amount to anything now look at this now
Look at us now four point one two one
million space dollars
Think about that for a second in the holy fat. Think about that for a second
Yeah, I think they were all right about that, but you could definitely do it regardless of
like everything on top of that.
Of course I can.
I'm the LeBron James of our greatest.
We're not the LeBron James.
Light work, Loghsey, light work.
Dibble dibble dibble dibble dibble dibble dibble dibble, shoot!
Andy's score's in the crowd!
Says woo!
And the crowd says, WOOO!
No.
They're more dribble dribble dribble dribble.
Shoot, miss, rebound miss, rebound miss, rebound miss.
We're off the court, fuck your dad, really quickly go back to the court, score, the crowd goes, WOOO!
He's more like dribble dribble dribble dribble.
Oh shit, I fell asleep.
Oh, I'm out.
Alright, buddy.
While I played in the NBA, I would do so much fucking math.
You'd play in heavy NBA probably. Even harder league. I don't see if you played it. Never mind. Never mind.
What about the PNBA? What's that?
Piedon National Basketball Association, well that
Where's my representation? Where's my representation? Is that what you're playing in the
Basketball court and then people are throwing a dildos at you? No, that's the WNBA
Oh shit, that's on me. You got it. Yeah, sir. You're missing but anybody could have made that mistake anybody could have made that mistake
Oh, the peanut reese of the P NDA.
Cheese.
Wait, he's cooking?
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
No big deal.
Perchance, perchance, permainy, permainy, permainy, permainy.
We have a great Christmas, peanut.
Thank you scum lord, thank you scum lord!
Merry Christmas to all Bungalow ladies!
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
I'm thinking about getting myself one of those steam machines.
Like a little reward.
Like a little reward.
They're talking about that little box when they just came out with?
I'm thinking about getting that.
That sounds cool.
That sounds cool.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Ohh.
You need a helmet instead, and maybe a splash gun
for when your dad is squirting on it?
Just get my eyes.
Fuck you.
Mmm.
Ooh, let's ride.
That's right. Follow me, Clue. Who is this taking in Mr. Penguin? What a bunch of
boys. Good man, good, ah, man. Good Lattey dude, good Lattey dies. He's his voice.
Oh, Kekka?
Oh, he's a quick little bugger.
Do you work something?
Legend repeated.
Repeat, love you brother, enjoy watching your people streams catch up.
Leave it a hilarious to watch.
Thanks, Mr. Woody, my man! Good man!
Good, uh, man.
Hope you have a spendiferous Christmas full of many whimsies.
And cheer.
The tankers are out in droves tonight.
Mm-hmm.
The tanker's shabby.
Oh!
We see we've got a Jupiter.
No, it's a Hornet, dumbass.
No, it's not.
That's a Jupiter, clearly.
You can hear it from the sound.
It sounds like a Jupiter.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
You get shot in the back
No, no, no
Healing
Didn't make it should go back and get him or should we go down to the bonka? Oh now bonka
Let's get to the bunker, let's get to the bunker.
Go, go, go!
What do you mean, please?
Oh, species!
BUCKA!
I agredo-sation run-in.
Thank you.
My god.
Oh shit, but hey, so we'll say you by the way
Wow, it's cool
Oh, Cracker
Well these guys might drop on us pretty quick here, they're getting shot at by the uh, Rocketerre
Yep
Steve Frosty boys
I think you're on speed
That's a dead one. There he is. Gotcha. Yeah, come on
What do you guys do back there?
We're waiting. Oh
Okay
This hanging around now
This hanging around
We hang around we run behind this truck to here
No, it will be we demand. Oh my god. I've got to bring the email
I forgot to bring a medium ammo turn
Honestly same I have two clubs
I'm gonna suck it. I'm gonna suck it
It's a for good. I heard it. I heard it
Full contractors you think
See focus of the mission
I think they went to the other zip, I think they went to elevator zip maybe.
I think I should go into the bunker, follow me gang.
Cause that's where they would be heading with that, right?
Step aside, I'm going in!
Locking.
No one in the rat attack room?
Not positive.
Oh, you're like a congressional meeting here.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
It's 100% a triangle.
Should we go up?
So I'm gonna trap a long one on this bridge.
You should wanna, hmm, just thirsty work.
My W keeps getting worse and worse.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Dude, every time I trap bridge, there's a full team, man.
Nice.
Nice.
He's down.
Keep it to him.
Keep it to him.
One is wrapping your right, Peter.
I'm dead today. Oh nice. That's my dead. Oh dead. Oh dead. Oh my god. You know just want me to. Holy shit. I'm cooking. We're cooking.
I'm not gonna go to school, come to school.
Find us, find us, find us, no, that guy wins that.
Yeah, you can jump.
That's not a little scary.
Right down the hatch, there's a...
There's a pilot.
First time.
These guys might be scary.
I think we're all Dennis.
Oh.
Okay, one.
Oh, my god.
Um.
I'm not gonna lie.
That seemed pretty.
Hold up now.
That's what he had shot at you there.
Yeah, way out.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you saw that did you not submit? Yeah, I did the same to me. I'm a little sketch on that
What was that guy's name?
We can get a little peep in his steam
Yeah
Little peep. Oh, it looks clean. It looks clean. Maybe a lucky shot. Maybe a lucky shot
Yeah, maybe
Maybe lucky one. Maybe lucky one. Maybe lucky one. There are some good players out there
It was just weird because he had shot me a bunch of times and then I dove and he had shot me mid dive
Clucksy was winning his fight and he got 4 points.
Ooh, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid.
I was LG for me, let's make it a good one. Let's make it a good one.
LG right here, let's make it a good one.
Yeah, we had 2 AM.
Huh?
I'm hungry.
Yeah, that's what I was expecting.
Anyways, this is good, this is good.
Honestly, we're up, buddy. This is good night.
This is a honestly night.
One of our best nights we've ever had.
I know, I know, I know.
We're doing good. We're actually a lot of has
Really been showcased in some skill use tonight. That's what's up. I mean
Team leaders shows up shows out in some up
You showed up tonight. I'll give you that he may shows up shows out also. I downloaded hacks, so we should be good for this
Little bit of I see about joking. I did if I was watching this dream for the past week
I would accuse me of hacking tonight. I've I have I have probably killed more people in the last
Seven hours than I have in the last seven days
No joke. I mean you literally just want to be three
Yeah, it's a short lived, but sick for the team either does there's some some
We talked to miss your chicken one moment
Here we go
Here we go
We get a couple of shotgun bullets like
I
We go
I should just spam C for your body and then I kill every single person there. Yeah, I see I want to kill every single person there, too
I love my son I love a cookie says I'd kill everybody there
I love you just had my favorite thing
Yeah, I should have killed everyone if I fucking spent it in frogs were falling from the sky and the sky was blood red and all the rivers were full of Mars
Everybody's
And no and the world collided with the moon. I would have killed everyone. Let me tell you
I would have had that rain in the bag
No doubt my eyes is and your dad came back from getting milk 20 years ago. I found
You know me
And keeping your dad's mouth in a jar
nice and yellow and creamy now he's just face-on-face right there checkmate
oh let's ride saying everything I do
she's too great my thing like two peaking a pond hey who can't make you kill it
yeah hey keep it in the family that's what I say that's what I say my baby
He doesn't have three arms on putting them up for adoption.
Yep.
Breach.
Breach.
Breach.
Breach.
We're not to the streets of that one.
You're so brave.
For the stop hook?
Nah.
We don't need to.
We don't need to.
Merch.
We did merch release yesterday.
We got new merch and a new StarFords collab.
Starfords collab.
X-Mise point, where's X-Mise point?
Something.
Starfords.
We got a whole new thing.
We got a whole new thing.
I'm not saying yes today.
You miss it?
You miss it, you see?
Me, that was Tuesday.
Me, that was Tuesday.
Me, that was Tuesday.
Oh.
OK, the PC looks sweet.
PC looks sick.
I'm going to get me two of those.
I'll give you two of those.
Hmm
You can't ride
Hey choose a map
Yeah, I just map right just map we're gonna go
The worldwide shipping yes, yes, it is worldwide shipping all over the United States and every other hilarious country
Yes, it is yes, it is
Even the poor ones, even the poor ones, even those ones.
Maybe, I don't know actually.
I know it's the one where all the people talk funny.
Oh my, one of the bricks in Brax Street 4's, you see my new Foggy Letter merch?
I know we shipped there.
Also the one with all the spiders, we shipped there too.
We saved there as well.
Uh...
Hmm...
Let's...
RIDE!
What's your box, Raiders?
Eeeeh!
What's your location?
Keep your wits about your existence.
UK is best country.
I've always been a friend of her children.
Where'd your tea go, for you?
Where'd your tea was missing?
Where'd that go?
Cees?
Where'd your tea go?
Where'd all that tea go, huh?
up with it I heard you guys had a lot to you than it where'd it go I'm good
you won't say you won't say back to back one more time
there yeah yeah there's some some there's some some there's some some there's some
I need big vent.
Lock it.
What the fuck is that thing?
Isn't that feeding ya on?
Shut up!
What are you doing here?
Ain't no feeding ya on.
I keep you going to be pushing.
Ser- Ser that.
Got it, got it.
You gonna be pushing in a second.
I'm behind my trucker.
They're filling in.
Whoa!
Does the hole get smaller quicker?
Oh yeah, it's way, it's not even close to his big by the way.
Hell yeah, hell yeah!
And your mom's a nice lady!
Two for one combo!
The hole would take up my entire screen and then when I would go to shoot the hole
would get like really, it would take forever for it to get small.
now between the shot and the hole disparity it's like media it's like it
like shrinks every single time about the shoot yeah I can care I can care I can
care on that one I can care on that one
well you sure we should be camping this I feel like nobody's gonna come
You see that? You hear that?
At least I didn't die because it was a bit drafty.
At least I didn't die because it was a bit drafty in my house.
Okay, dig deep.
USA! USA! Back to back! One more time!
YAAAAAAAAS!
Dude, I saw them running into this.
No, that's not live! Google it! That's not live!
Google it! Google it!
That's not live! Google it!
Google it! Google it! That's not live! That's true!
That's truth! That's true! I did the numbers myself.
I ran the numbers myself.
Look it up. Go with it. Look it up. Do it yourself. I'm not losing my mind. I promise you
All right, let's get you on her. Why do we do it? Yeah, we haven't heard anything in the bunker. Oh, baby
They're over there just kicking around
Follow me, crew.
Good thing, uh, you're blam! You're bluesy!
No tangos in the rat attack room?
I'm going to go trap. You should be taking the major. I wish you'll kill him. No, someone
Just an algorithm major are you sure it?
I might heard it put step by the free term.
You seem to be nice.
I guess we are.
Yes, we are repeating this right about the step.
By the way.
70,000 gun deaths in the United States
for 175,000 air conditioning.
I told you, I told you, I ran the numbers, I ran the numbers, I did the math!
I'm tired of those British people, talking about our guns.
Had to strike, had to strike, had to hit them in the dingle.
Mm-hmm
I just video quality sit I don't give me time buddy. I'm gonna be selling
Guys, I'm telling you someone's taking me drunk. It's time for us to stop laughing. No one is taking the major
Someone's taking the major down there. I can feel it. I can feel it
This would decide look
Three teams then
Last game, I guess
Happy we have the same fucking off-process
Ain't so you know it up three guys died in point one second of each other. Yeah, exactly
I
See nothing again, I could probably kill this guy by the way you want it that guy
Yes, whoo, maybe after we kill these cool again. We I see I see a suspicious clicker
Oh
We can shoot that guy we shoot that guy shoot him now
One shot, one shot, one shot!
One's one shot on the other guy too.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get him!
Get down, man.
Nice shot, Summit.
Oh!
He's super squishy.
I
Carefully got a head a head glitch over there
Good thing, huh? Oh, they do firebombs
One shot one shot two on these two on this side. You're doing god sublime. Good job
God yeah
Call me I got some for you too, but see I got some for you, too
Hey, guys, I'll then see you later
You I heard something behind me, bro, I think it might be oh no, he's right on top of us right on top of us
Right on top of us. I'm about to get blasted
You got that you got that
He won, he won, he's won, he's won!
How is he alive?
What the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
I think that's it, boys.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Oh, these guys are good!
He de-fipped, he de-fipped, he de-fipped.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
And there's this team that's still there.
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Oh, my- No!
Guys, guys, great shots, great shots.
Phenomenal shots, honestly.
Just suck them, suck them!
Be the revivalists!
Guys, honestly, that was some of the best game
I've ever seen, oh my god!
That was great game play out there. Honestly, thoroughly impressed, thoroughly impressed.
Oh my god. I'm in hell. Sir! Good sir!
They're just screaming where's Summit? Oh, he's over here! He's over here!
It's the same guy she got one team. That was one
We go up there. We're stuck in a little rage
No, we were up on a rage. We can't climb it. No, we can't you come on make me. Oh my god
We can't wait. My mother's are coming into the same cheaters. Yes, they are
We're so low.
Oh, my God.
Wait, we need to wait.
Survivor first.
Where'd they go?
They ran away after they killed us.
Gee, you never said, I was thinking he was hitting you.
That smoke's pretty good.
Oh, they just might be a good place.
You do want Wallace, the guy we checked to see? The guy that looked fine?
I don't know, I checked the guy named Weak.
Part of the...
Hmm...
Oh...
Where did they go?
You got it backwards! You got it backwards, sir! I carry Cloaksy! I'm the team leader!
No, the I yell the big three times there.
By the way...
Nah, I didn't want to run to us. They wanted to take us to a secure location.
Yeah, but just...
Why don't we just go crawl under a...
Yeah, he's looking at us.
Okay.
Oh my god, it is this it is the same stream type as the last game. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's the same people I killed the last game.
Hey, we call them that right?
Yeah, so what do you just kill yourself on solidarity for the team?
Yeah, that'd be something to the chat was something to the chat summit.
That was honorable noble and I'm quite impressed.
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Excellent rain boys.
Yeah, maybe listen, they did the same thing to us twice in a row.
Wait till we kill other team.
Instantly try to roll in
I'm talking like was that their steam accounts were clean, but they are I mean they are no no
They're just trims. I think yeah, they're cheating. They're just not you gotcha. Gotcha. See that team is code
That's three times on blue gate ever tonight. Oh
So you want more is it that's one? Oh
Oh, yeah, you sure that saved money, bro. Oh, what if we get more money?
The boys are out we're not getting more money
All right, all right, we'll be convened tomorrow for even more doopins
I'm sitting at four. Oh, I lost a hundred thousand. I'm sitting at four million flat
One more million to get mm-hmm. I think you're pretty good. Yeah, that's that's doable in three days
So you got this yeah
How much we got a fucking mop
And we started tonight off with like three,
and we've gained a whole million just tonight.
Yeah, home stretch.
Well, it was good play with each of you,
except because I will see you guys tomorrow
for some maximum groupings.
I hate you.
Have a good night, boys, have a good night.
GG's boys, GG's boys.
GG's boys, GG's have a good one.
Foggy ladies, I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
I'm about to go order two.
How them two delicious
mayonnaise
Water burger double meats as I end the stream
Large fried they may be soggy
They may be horrible, but honestly with enough spicy ketchup. It redeems them to edible with
With a large comb
Little something little something for the boys back home. I wouldn't get too big max
But I'm telling you this is weird hour to hour period with my McDonald's where they all like to get high in the kitchen
They tell me that it's for restarting their system, but I don't believe it. They're all just smoking the Zaza
They're all taking toinks off the doinker so they don't have to work
I guarantee you I 100% guarantee you that's why I don't order Big Macs at this time of night anymore
Because what happens is they say on the door dash that it's available
The driver goes all the way there and then the door down driver text me he goes
They're all ripping doikus in there, and I can't get your burger and I have to cancel the order
Then I have to wait a whole other hour to order something else. That's why I order don't order big Macs at this time anymore
I'm telling you they're getting high they get their communists, and they're getting high
Mr. Sifty my river fittings what good man good
Oh, man. Good. Good. Good.
Thank you, my boy.
Hope you're doing well, my boy. Hope you're doing well. Hope you're doing well. Hope you're doing well, big man. Hope you're doing well, big man.
Oh, good shit. I don't see. Yeah, we had a good night tonight. We had a good, you saw that, Mr. Shaggy. We had a good night tonight.
Oh, oh.
I ordered it from Waterbury. It's probably $60. No, it's not $60, jackass.
It's like 20 and I order and I put a $10 tip on it. It suggests 725, but
Gotta help a group out and tomorrow gotta help a group out gotta help sometimes. I'll even throw in an extra five
15 in the 15
Yes, yes, it's just giving back like we see that is
Good night gentlemen have a silly little night full of silly little dreams
perhaps as well as so they don't spit on your food yeah guys actually really quick
question can you tell me this anybody that's ever worked in that industry can
you because I've been getting mixed I've been getting mixed signals and if you
haven't worked in there don't say anything can you or can you not see the
tip before the order is complete. Can you or can you not see the tip? You can. That's
what I thought. That's what I thought. What about this? One more question. One more question.
Can you see the tip before the order is even picked up by a driver? Because I was thinking
maybe in those like high traffic times, maybe you throw out a little bonus tip, that way
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Get out of here!
Guys!
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