TheBurntPeanut
NUT RAIDERS | FREAK BOB FRIDAY | THE FINAL PUSH | THE TIME IS NOW | THE HOME STRETCH TO 5 MILLION SPACE DOLLARS | #BUNGULATE
12-20-2025 · 7h 50m
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STOP!
I'M GONNA CALL YOU!
CAN I CALL YOU TO FRIENDS?
I'M GONNA CALL YOU TO FRIENDS!
LET'S GO!
IT'S FUCKING F***ING paranormal!
I'M GONNA CALL YOU TO FRIENDS!
let's go let's go let's a go
ah another day of arc raiders gentlemen another day in paradise before
Actually, firstly, how are you bungulaters doing on
fuck-a-fan Friday, gentlemen?
How you boy doing?
How you boy doing?
Hell yeah, long work week, long work week.
Guys, I think it's cause for celebration.
I think it's cause for celebration, long work week.
Raise your glasses, gentlemen.
Raise your glasses.
Cheers, boys! Even if you don't have something silly, just cheers with whatever you've got!
Ah...
Let me tell you, some people might think that drinking out of a dirty glass...
As the holy mettle said, the Scotch is poured, ready for this fine fucker fan Friday.
Eeeeh, eeeeh, eeeeh!
Some people might... I didn't know that was a pot.
Some people might think that a dirty glass might diminish the experience, but what I say is it enhances it.
It adds a little zest, a little thyme, a little bit of that spice-malage.
You're talking about a little off the top, a little off the top.
I like the bacteria to grow on the rim.
It adds a little zing to the taste.
Ooh, it's wet, me boys!
Also, I would like to ask was I saw on TikTok today or X or whatever the shit also speaking of X dude
Oh my god guys guys can you stop clipping my stream and
Putting it on X you can put it anywhere else
there
My jokes are not meant for those pussies on Twitter. Oh my god. Let me tell you could put
But you could put an eight year old child who just got out of leukemia and someone is still
going to have something to say about it.
Someone is either, oh should have been seven years old.
I could have been seven years old.
Oh my god, it's the worst.
It is the worst.
I saw one today where I made a joke about Afghanistan and everybody knows Afghanistan
jokes are hilarious and every I mean in the comments were just ripping me apart
oh my god guys you have got the oh my god oh my god yeah fuck him fuck him guys
as I was saying though is the Jake Paul just named Anthony who's the other guy
Anthony, right Anthony, Anthony,
Joshua, Anthony, Joshua, Anthony, and Andrew,
Joshua, Andrew, Anthony, Josh, Andrew, Josh,
Josh, we'll go with Joshua.
Is that on right now?
Is that on right now?
Who's winning?
Is that on right now?
Are they fighting as we speak?
Are they fighting as we speak?
It's tomorrow I thought it was today. Oh
It's later tonight. Okay boys guys. I'm telling you gentlemen listen
I'm not telling you to where to place your bets. This is not legal advice
I think that Joshua guy in every
Simulation from here until the end of time should absolutely
obliterate Jake Paul but that guy must have sucked off some type of leprechaun
because I'm something inside of me I can't give you an explanation something
inside of me deep inside of me just like the clavius is telling me that Jake Paul
is winning that fight that's my hunch that's my hunch I couldn't tell you why
I could I could tell you why he shouldn't I can tell you why you should
get obliterated but something deep inside of me is telling me that he's
he's gonna win.
Now again, this is not gambling advice or legal advice.
I would like to make that cleanest all joke.
He he, but just let you know that's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm thinking.
That's what, let me turn my face on to you.
That's what I'm thinking.
Honestly, I kind of wanted to put money on it,
but I don't know how to do any of that.
I wanted to put money on it,
but I don't know how to do any of that.
I wanted to put like a thousand dollars.
Apparently it's nine to one.
If you put a thousand dollars on Jake,
you get a nine thousand dollar pair.
That's massive.
That is massive.
That is massive.
That is huge.
That is huge.
Ask Clokesy, well, I guess honestly we could ask Clokesy
and do the exact opposite of what he says
because he's an idiot.
Remember when he said that Cowboys were a lock
and then they actually got bent over?
I was gonna bet on that game.
He told me that my first sporting bat ever
should be on the Cowboys.
He told me quote, unquote, it's a lock, it's a lock.
If you look at his stream, I watch this.
Let me tell you who is telling us.
Let me show you who is telling us
that it was a lock.
Let me show you for a second.
Let me show you who was telling us that it was a lock.
All right, take a peek really quickly.
Take a peek.
Join me in the movie theater.
Join me, you wanna see who's telling us it was a lock?
Let's take a little look.
Let's take a little look.
Let's take a little look here.
Let's take a little look here.
Look at this, look at this.
Look right, if you look really closely, right there.
Right there.
He's wearing cat ears!
Wearing cat ears!
That too told us the cowboys were a lot.
Right there.
I cannot believe for a single moment in time
I was gonna take gambling advice from this gentleman.
Why, honestly, he looks pretty cute.
He's honestly, I'd fuck him.
But in all of reality,
we should not be taking gambling advice
from that man right there.
That man right there.
You see that? You see that? So I say we ask him what he thinks, who's going to win, and
then we do the exact opposite and put, I remember I can't say this next joke because I'm a
streamer now, put a reasonable amount of money on it, of course, a reasonable amount of money.
Very reasonable, very reasonable amount of money. Of course. That's the plan. That's
the plan. That's the plan. That's the plan. That's the plan. That's the plan.
I bet $10,000.
Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
W's in the chat for that guy.
W's in the chat for that guy.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's how you do it.
That's how it's done.
That's how it's done.
50,000 on Paul.
Holy shit, more W's in the tent, more W's in the tent!
Shit!
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Alright, let me take a little beat, let me take a little beat.
Alright boys, alright in all seriousness, join me back, join me back at the command station.
We have got serious business to attend to.
Cloaksea will be joining us tonight.
Summit obviously has first dibs because we talked about it last night, we talked about playing last night.
But if he drops out Jinji is on the ready to join up
I've already been talking to her. She is is she is on the ready
She is on the ready so we're gonna grab Jinji as
But obviously we have to give some at first dibs because we talked about it last night. That would be rude. That'd be rude
That'd be rude. We don't want to be rude. We don't really rude
But if he does back out Jinji's right here with us helping us with the five million
And we've got four million boys guys actually does anyone does anyone remember how many dollars this set?
at the beginning of last stream.
Does anybody remember?
I could have swore it wasn't like slightly under three million.
Was it not?
I think it was like two, it was 3.2, 2.2, 3.2.
I could have swore it was like right on the cusp of,
it was 3.2 you say, 3.2, okay.
So you saw a million dollars is highly feasible,
highly feasible.
We can do that easy.
All right, let's get some warm ups in.
Let's get some warm ups in.
Let's get a couple of warm ups in.
Let's get a couple of warm ups in.
I bet 4K on Anthony dude, I'm telling you dude, listen, I'm not a sports peanut.
I don't know shit about sports.
I couldn't even name five NFL players.
We actually did that bet before and I failed.
I couldn't name five.
But I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I trust my gut every time and something tells me
Jake Paul is going to pull out a fucking vase, rub it three times and get a wish.
He is going to win that fight.
Dude's gonna let me die.
Thank you for the weed, man.
Thank you, Vongolius.
Peace, Ancient Boys, Peace, Ancient Boys.
Your voice is fucked.
It's actually not as fucked as you think.
It's just because I haven't warmed up at all.
It'll warm up, it'll warm up.
I just can't overuse it in the beginning
or it'll be fucked up for the whole night.
So we gotta calm down a little bit.
We gotta calm down a little bit.
I just gotta warm it up over the next like 30 minutes
so we should be good.
Fight's rigged.
I actually don't think that.
I don't think it is rigged.
I don't think it is.
I don't think it is.
I'm just saying I'm telling you
Jake Paul has a deal with the devil.
He has a deal with the leprechauns, the Irish.
He has a deal with the genie and the bottle.
He is going to hit some type of hit
that activates Joshua's core memories
and makes him think of his childhood
and he's gonna start crying in the ring
and then he's gonna win by default.
Something, I don't know,
that's just an example of what could happen.
I have no idea what's gonna happen.
Something unbelievably lucky is gonna happen
Jake is gonna win that's what I think is gonna happen. That's what I think is gonna happen
That's what I think is gonna happen
Your gay male I do oh
Whoa, oh my god, that's a ton of goop
Holy shit
That's a ton
It's a ton that's a ton
Okay, let's start activate that just yet.
We know it disappears, but it doesn't disappear in one day, so we'll hold that until later
on in the night, and we'll pull it out then.
Don't let me forget, don't let me forget.
Don't, well, I know you fucking don't want me to forget the mail.
Fuck you guys.
Mmmmm.
RCU at Freakage.
Let's ride!
It's an in-bought Christmas miracle.
Oh yes, of course!
Also, Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
everyone oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah and also the among us thing for those you guys
that have not seen that I played among us with a bunch of British people they
call themselves the Sidemen you might have heard of them it's the KSI guy that
from the ring to the king I'm in the thick of it everybody knows it's a
video they posted on their YouTube and let me tell you I'm not gonna lie to
you there is a lot of British people that hate me you know what I say to
that good you want to say you want to pay your taxes it's what how much you pay
your 90% taxes and then go to jail for 20 years for a risky Twitter posted now
let's ride
This is Apollo, I'd start checking the water distillation system in the underground tunnels.
There should be a lot to learn there for my own desires.
LEAK IT!
Of course I'm talking about all UK people except for Bungulators, of course. Of course, of course.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now let's ride.
Gotcha.
I've got a good feeling about this raid boys. Let me tell you I've got a good feeling about tonight as a whole
I've got a good feeling
Who got mine and a dual grenade that positive
Go take a little peep in the bunker shall we
Crip that for the edit right now
They're taking the extract two minutes in.
There's gotta be some kind of arm seal or something,
so we must have brought him in a ton of guns or something.
No, we should be sleeping in two minutes.
We'll bring the Rocketeer to him and let him kill him.
Oh, he's already on the Rocketeer! Oh!
This is perfect!
Go, go, go!
God, good.
Just my gamer chair for maximum efficiency.
Oh
What an idiot
Oh
Oh
Jesus Christ
I really think we give this wire
You were great. Oh good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
My James
Get to go, get to go, put...
This guy's homeless!
What the hell is this?
Oh my god, it was the Anvil Boo!
And holy shit, no way I'm gonna die for an Anvil Boo!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh, and there's a guy-
Sir, sir, hold up now!
Sir, sir, sir, sir,
Hello, sir.
Oh, well, hold up now.
No need for hasty decisions now.
All right.
Excellent raid.
Excellent raid.
All right. I have no idea
what those two homeless people were planning,
but obviously it worked.
I don't know why there was a person
jacking his meat two minutes
into the raid, deep inside of an extract.
Honestly, you gotta give credit
what credit is due. That guy hates
having fun in video games. Fun is his kryptonite. Good for him. Good for him. Guys, W's in the
chat for that gentleman. W's in the chat for that gentleman. Gotta respect the grind. Gotta
respect the grind on that one. Gotta respect the grind. Gotta respect the grind. Gotta respect
the grind on that one. What the fuck was that guy doing to you? I don't know! That's what I'm saying!
You're kind of homeless too.
One more freaking random map.
One more freaking.
Oh, Mr. Gaby, my boyfriend, my boyfriend, my boyfriend, my good man, my good man.
I'm over 60, boy! Good man, good, ah, man!
Total loser can't be the extra. Well, honestly, maybe he's looking for the Anvil Proofman himself.
It's a grind down there. It's a grind. Fuck them both. Now, let's RIDE!
That's right!
Oh, here we go.
So, I'm going to go and get some water.
I'm going to get some water.
I'm going to get some water.
I'm going to get some water.
There we go. Sublime. Now this is gonna, ooh.
Shit.
Are those tangos trying to do an early extract too?
Oh god. Ooh, the kennel again. Perfect, perfect.
Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
We're in optimal position again.
Lock in.
Quick group, then we get out.
Big group, then we get out.
There's two tickles, there's two tickles!
Go, go, go!
Fuck you, Cracker!
Oh, he was inside the whole time.
So you're good at the game, you fucking bitch.
What?
Say you're good at the game, you fucking bitch.
Jeez.
Say you're good at the game, you fucking bitch.
Wait, no, my god.
Say you're good at the game, you fucking bitch.
What?
You got it.
You know too much.
You think you're joking, bro?
No, I'm going to live here in my hybrid proposition.
Okay, I'm listening.
No, but he might.
Let me take a little beat. Let me take a little beat.
Was he racist?
Oh, racist.
Oh my God.
So what's the status on the simulator?
Don't defibrillator me, the guy downstairs, you hold tight, stand fast soldier, stand fast!
A little bit of goop.
Why don't you come enjoy the sunset with me?
Why don't we just walk outside and enjoy the sunset, be with each other.
You see how beautiful it is over there?
Beautiful ain't it?
It's gonna be a big farm and you're gonna run around with your friends forever.
You know that?
It's gonna be a big farm and you're gonna run around with your friends forever.
Goop, goop, goop.
For the record, I would have saved that guy.
God just hated him and didn't provide me a defibrillator.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, give me that.
Oh!
Oh!
Get your ass back here, Mrs. Honey!
Stupid bitch.
Hooray!
He-le-le, stinky man!
Gotcha!
Little bit of goop.
Oh, this isn't a freaking- this is a serious one! This is a serious one!
Oh, no, it's not. It's mine.
I don't know where he got Blue Seal from with 17 audits, but he was definitely a freaking- definitely a freaking-
But we got a sniper! That's a net positive!
Now we go to the bunker.
Army crew?
Get the walls. There's only one wall. Close, he can craft 160. We'll use his resources.
Not worth the extra weight. Not worth the extra weight. I should speak your weight. We throw
bad and bad there we go follow me gang oh oh clickers clickers excuse me excuse me
to the bunker go, go, go, get out!
oh someone's here, someone's here.
where is that being thrown?
is that, that's not the bunker.
where is that?
that's not the bunker.
is that, where that is the bunker?
Good thing uh...
Oh, you're good to go, good to go.
You're good to go, good to go.
We hit one of these bad boys, like you do.
And we just crossed the bridge of unimaginable suffering.
Like you do.
Oh my God, oh my God, he's handsome, he's handsome, he's sexy!
no need for hasty decisions one moment sir before I excellent
excellent rain but maybe maybe we do because he had actually maybe we do
because he and I'm not actually one more one more rain then we'll get closer I
need this I need to prove to myself once again we have the skills to pay the
bells it's the end of the song boys it's the end of the song we missed the
jam we missed the jam we missed the jam wait no it wasn't never mind now we
missed the jam now we missed the jam that I inaccurately guess what point in
the song it was now we missed the jam and it's due to my negligence of where
the song was now one moment we get a little bit of goop that I can't be
play it's set on a little doozy.
Oh, that one of these bad boys like you do.
And then, honestly, I think we're doing pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
I don't think, I don't think we're getting smashed out here by Declavius and Tyrone.
I think we're putting in what, we just had a couple campers.
Think about it, think about it.
Homeless person in a dark hole and another homeless person in another dark hole
That is an attribute to our skills
It is homeless and fighting to survive
Here we go
Get that
And that little gets a medium Emma like it do
From Mr. Chicken.
Here we go. Perfect. Then we'll put that right here.
Then we ride.
LeBron James stated, hey everybody, no,
a party like a ditty party. I don't know how that helps us in this current situation, but thank you, sir.
Thank you for the quick fun fact.
All that in a green shield a green seal is the new blue shield. How much you heard
Love from Portugal. Oh, thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Glad to see you guys got you in and up and running
Gooning time 15 seconds. You already got it. You already got it. I might do a bonus one tonight or tomorrow
But you already got it pal you be agree
Oh
Well, I did my first prize picks today. Hooray. Oh, yeah
Yeah, who'd you bet on who'd you bet on? Oh
Did I miss gooning time? I think we did on Monday
Love from Iraq. All right, guys. You just try to get me another clip so that the pussies on Twitter can bitch for another two days
That's what you're doing bow. That's what you're doing. Hey, you're not giving love from I maybe your vp
to Iraq, but you are not in Iraq, pal.
Now let's...
RIDE!
We're going to be late.
on some old sheds to the southeast.
There's your...
And ride!
...pick up your ears.
Freshly raided.
That positive...
Ooooooh!
If I could...
We'll move beyond down to the bunker.
A quick bit of snooping.
A bit of peeping.
Oh
Shit, oh my dude, I pressed eat several times. I want that on the record. I pressed eat several times
Follow me gang
Sir, I swear, I've had to eat multiple times!
You get the W key fixed? I actually think I did. I'm not certain, though. I figured out how to get my air pressure machine working.
It didn't really seem like it did much. I also whipped out the wet wipes. It seems to be working so far, but we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
No homeless person in this dark hole. Nothing that positive.
Too much duding, air-pressing machine, the one that goes...
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
And then you press a button and it goes...
Shhhhh!
Take-o!
Take-o!
Take-o!
Take-o!
AAH!
Charge!
What the hell?
What the hell?
Stupid bitch.
Killin' sticky.
Gotcha.
It just weren't easy to get blind.
Really, yourselves.
Yo, see that turtle?
Wee the turtle bad.
the total bad it's verbal damages okay we have seven shots for the shotgun what
the hell is that oh a compressor yeah that's the name I'm looking for a
I didn't open a barn or anything.
The air machine.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
What the hell was that?
It's sick, grenade. Thanks, Marks, for that.
Oh, God, it'll be quicker than that, my boy.
GG, sir.
Yes, sir, it is.
Yes, sir, it is.
Another victim.
A little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
There it is!
Another victim.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Ooh, some fentanyl.
Sublime!
You get one of these dandies.
Get your national mouth.
I don't think it's over to the dead boys.
I think there's hoodlums working in the shadows.
Lookin' at them.
Bobcat, where's your bomb?
Weapons case?
Oh, good thing, good thing, good thing!
Goop, goop, goop!
Ah, thanks.
Thanks for nothing.
Thanks for nothing, guys.
What the hell is that?
What's a poo?
What's a stinky poo?
I have seen it here.
$5,000.
Not this heavy, boys.
So we can get frisky with Cloaksy later on.
Now we ride!
I-
Hey, there's tingles in the Mr. Krabs area!
Stay fast here.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Oh, yeah, when you're down, go, go, go!
Got him!
George!
Mr. Silly!
Mr. Silly!
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly, come back here, Mr. Silly. What are you doing?
Where are you going, Mr. Silly? Where are you going?
Mr. Silly, you cannot run from me, Mr. Silly.
You cannot run from me, Mr. Silly!
I've got a pickle that's going to be inside of you!
Get your ass back to the barrage, you bloody!
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
When a hatch key sublime
Stay back
You want to be a cop get it
Do you see we just we've got trigger range good
Oh
The broad James
The broad James
Yes, I got him
Don't come my penis tonight
Baby come and suck my penis suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis just suck it tonight
EHHHHH!
Too easy, too easy!
They're the one liter of challenge, perhaps.
Did you see how I out-skilled you, sir?
Smells like a lot of bitch in here.
Oh yeah. I need this.
Oh
Three more chicken eggs, let's go score. We're doing it. We're doing it
It's more soccer ammo sublime
We need those
take that would take that like you do it would take
um
that like you do
Give me a little bit more room for Goofing.
Give me more room, a little bit more room.
Give me that.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I just wish we could throw this away. This is poop. We need batteries. We need batteries.
Oh.
We take the hatch key for money. It's only 2,000.
We have one sock. You can't stock them.
Remember there's a third guy we gotta go hit remember you got that guy that we killed down in the Hoosie-Doozie
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The guy down in the Hoosie-Doozie. Mm-hmm. Remember remember we gotta save
We got remember remember we got remember remember we got to save space because we killed a guy down in the Hoosie-Doozie
Remember mm-hmm. Remember
No, I'll show you
Help us if you watch the stream with the screen on dumbass
Ride
We killed him right here right there. Oh my god, he's handsome. Oh
Oh Jesus Christ. You missed, Puss Master.
You missed again, Puss Man.
The broadsage!
Oh!
Hot!
Hot!
Hot!
Oh!
Who's that?
Oh!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm gonna shoot you, okay?
But get back up to Max Health.
It's not a fair fight.
Get back up to Max Health.
south they'll hold you give me go back up to back south go back up to back south
they'll wait what the hell I just give you a fair fight into a grenade of me
what the hell is that my dad
Oh
Looks like that problem shot itself fuck you sir fuck you. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh
Oh, Gid?
Oh my Gid's broken up, oh my god! Oh my god, no, oh my god!
OHH! Who the hell is that?! Who the hell are these people?!
No! Sir Wayne, Sir Wayne, Sir Wayne, Sir Wayne, Sir Wayne, Sir Wayne, Sir Wayne!
Practice your aim, pussy!
Practice your aim, you suck!
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
fuck dammit oh my god he was so close to having riches upon riches when a
thousand men showed up in a whole brigade
darn it at least we got the who's he doozy in on bomb honestly I count this is
W I count there's a W that's five thousand space dollars right there on
the deck you fix the W key I see you still broken I was I was feeling it
that match I was feeling it I think it's a little broken I think it's still broken
you I'm telling you I think I've done irreparable damage to this keyboard I have
not cleaned it one time in the past well well that's not true I have like wiped
it down but like thoroughly cleaned it with an air press riser in two years I
expected to go outside and blow it and then an entire dust cloud fill up my
garage not a single speck of dust came out not a single speck of dust I think
it is actually messed into the titanium steel. I think has actually coincided, what's that word?
Symbiotic relationship with the metal in my keyboard. Yeah, bonded, bonded.
Yeah, that's a real group talk. What a real group talk. Thank you, Starfords. Oh, by the way,
Starfords gave me you know how I told you yesterday that Starfords gave me a gift for Christmas and it was
literally someone
Ripping off my merch that was the gift also. It was too small. It was two sizes too small two sizes
He redeemed himself today. He redeemed himself today
He redeemed himself today
Mr. Starfords and focus fuel my buddy John
got me, I didn't even know they existed, one of those cabinets that you put a keg in
and then there's a top at the top. Yeah, the caginator. This is as soon as I
figured out where kegs come from, it's pooping time. It's silly juicing time. I
I always thought that was something you had to order store to get or be a high
schooler in a movie one moment you're a little bit of goop
Oh
Contest the liquor store
Me and the boys are the way to the liquor store
Me and the boys are the way to the liquor store
Keyboard collab. Honestly, I'm gonna get a new one. This one is really good
I it's it's it was because of my negligence that it's not working right anymore
The key grunt team was very nice. I just destroyed it
Let me get a little bit more something something last solo raid then we grab closey
We're not making a lot of profit actually take my profit. Let me take my profit. Let me see if we've got up or down
Okay, we've got down we've only 16,000 space dollars not too bad not too savvy not too savvy
be. The Craftmatic sent I want to be the one to pour the alcohol into the funnel as you
but chug it through the back of the peanut. You spelled Paul Rod. Captain New 69 cent peanut
power than us. Very good good sir you could just ask you dab though he's on a first
day base with them. Major Morg 369 cent dearest peanut well done of getting to four million
carry on warrior of the shell across my sensitive body I hope you get something to
bring on the second monitor
congratulations unless that was bad that I'm very sorry I'm very sorry that
happened very sorry that happened again though it was something good though
congratulations congratulations let me get a couple pieces of ammunition for
Mr. Chicken? Like you do.
McFunter said, my what burger order is better than yours.
No it's not.
Tastes too spicy bacon burger.
No it's not.
No it's not.
That's not even true! That's a deep-same lie!
That's a deep-same lie and you know it!
And you know it!
I'm not fat! I'm not that fat!
I'm a little fat but I'm not that fat!
And no it's not!
Bumble Ranch, Chicken Chip Burger, Son of Hall of Peter Ranch,
Street Fighter, Glunch, Fried Launch Coke,
that's where that pussy, your order is sub par.
Sub par, albeit delicious, but sub par.
Reckling said,
You have no idea what you're talking about.
My girlfriend just lost her mom today.
Watching your stream is putting a smile on her face
through this tough time.
If you could tell Amanda she is in your thoughts,
would mean a ton.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Amanda.
Losing a loved one is the hardest thing.
By the gods, the hardest thing.
You and your family, I am my prayers, Amanda.
You and your family, I am my prayers.
You and your family, I am my prayers, Amanda.
I hope things are going great for you.
I hope things are going great for you.
I'm glad that you're seeking fun.
Here in the stream with us, I'm glad to be here, Amanda.
When Cloakzy gets here, I know this is on,
but ask him if he's finally a good boy.
He'll know what you mean
and the reaction should be priceless.
I'll let him know, I'll let him know, I'll let him know.
Uh, hmm.
Aww, here we go, and then we'll get one more of those.
I should be kind to these small ones, bring two of these small ones.
NOW WE RIDE!
Aww...
Aww...
Aww...
I got bugs in my skin.
A good virgin, they said!
Can I get the Hell-y-a for a fresh kind of 6-milli-dilights?
Aaaaaaayyyy-aayyyy-yup!
I didn't have enough 6-milli-dilights for tonight,
So I had to search around my house everywhere in every room in my bedroom everywhere for old cans
Which is a couple more at them. So I'm just searching do like six cans tonight. Oh
Let's you guys and so it's my screen. Oh, let's ride
Oh
This big solo right now we'd be picking up for the team. No
You know the day this is fun to play with this is a cool guy to play with I like mr.
But today we're doing closey and summit and a summit drop south Genji
He's got to give someone first day because we already breathe that side
By the way, I saw Smith playing the hey myth you're black
I'm glad that was my first impression.
Hello, sir, don't blast me.
Oh, okay, well blast me and miss and then die.
That's cool, too. That works for me as well.
I hope that was as fun for you as it was for me.
See you guys later, pussy.
God, yeah.
As I was saying, so my first impression with G...
Oh, my God!
Oh.
Well, I can't notice, but to notice you,
you know what I mean.
I can't notice you, but to notice you,
you know what I mean.
We gotta get outta here! We gotta get outta here!
Holy shit!
What was that stupid person doing with the bunk hat 4?
In three trigger grenades!
What?
Was he lost or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Was he lost or something?
No, he wasn't donated it to me. He tried to shoot. Well, he did try to shoot me in a really bad fashion.
He's like one of those covert gives.
He doesn't want people to know.
Nah, I was asked.
Let's leave.
Follow me, Clue.
I'm paid actor, I'm paid actor.
Oh, the mage jacket's here.
Oh, we need to bring our hat, so you would have to do our hat, so I thought we had an
abomb.
Look, take the whiskey way out here.
Keep your peepers open.
You're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good!
We're doing pretty good!
Open boot!
Pasta!
Easy little bit more before we go!
Easy little bit more, easy little bit more!
Shhh!
What the hell?
Sir, sir, sir, hold up, wait a minute, sir, hold up, wait a minute, hold up, sir, wait
a minute, I want a humble trap.
Yes, yes!
YES!
That's the settlement, please God!
It's Mr. Peter, I need your help!
Oh, but no, no!
Kill him!
FUCK AS US!
FUCK AS US!
YES!
You can fuck it up.
Fuck you!
Good work, Salter. Good.
Kill this one too, he's evil.
You know that one, he's evil, he's evil!
He's a racist, maybe.
I don't know for sure, but he might be.
I'm gonna talk to you.
What's up?
Sing a song.
Sing a song.
Any song.
Baby girls, what's your name?
Let me talk to you.
Let me buy you a drink.
I'm T-Paid.
You know me.
Conflict Music Devil Role.
Oh, thank you. Good job
He was a possible racist thank you sir, thank you sir
What about this one is this your Migo
Who about this guy is here isn't here Migo
God, we got that sorted out. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one.
I was dealing with this hooligan running around. Do you hear him? Let's take out the trash.
Kill him! Kill him! Look at him! Look at him! Look at the way he's standing there, miniscally!
Good work, sir!
Another maybe racist
Little bit of goop little bit of goop one moment gang
Oh, yes, I'll be right there just it's getting a little bit of goop a little bit of goop for the road
Can't forget the 50% team need a taxa can we
Oh
That she was the sunset guy with those the sunset guy
Well, he watched another sunset lucky-ducky two sunsets in one day. Congratulations. Congratulations there
Oh, no, I'm just a bee. I'm just a bee these guys were all free kids didn't get much. Let's get out of here
another like racer sir what I would have a good kill him
yeah yeah he came to the wrong neighborhood with the
What's that? What's that? What's that eat? What's that?
Gotcha.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
It went doing pretty good out here.
Wait, I gotta hatch you. I gotta hatch you for us.
Woohoohoohoo.
Woohoohoohoo.
all right let's leave I've had enough of this rain we've sucked all the
nutrients keep your peepers open though could be perpetrators lurking in the
shadows
The view we would you go oh
Okay, I'm coming up. Come on. Oh
Thank you for all the help today concern you will live well are we not taking the hatchee
Yeah
I think this is a good spot.
I think I'm at a good spot.
Well, I want to go for more people.
Godspeed, sir, Godspeed!
Thank you for all your help today.
You wouldn't live out of the halls of Bungala forever!
Prrrr!
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent.
Okay, obviously everything is breaking around me.
There was no transition right there.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
Check his steam. I was doing all the killing anyhow
What a guy that was a good man. That was good, man
Well, okay, you know what if you guys think I'll take I'll check his team. Let me check
Me take a little beat. We take a little beat
Well, that's not good
That's not a good shot
ummmm
Maybe maybe he's just a prodigy. Maybe he's
Maybe he's the
The next round think about that for a second think about that for a second think about that for a second
Maybe he's just the next round
Could be could be an anomaly a prodigy reason prodigy
You never know you never know also. I got rich in the game. So fuck him
I'm getting I got good I got group I don't care I got group I don't care I don't care
Give me just a quick report
You just maybe just a quickie. Maybe just a little please just a quick one. Maybe just maybe just a little quick one
Maybe just a little quick one. Maybe just a little quickie. We just do the quickie
That's the actual logo logo for what in a little for what
We would set the logo for it.
Why is that might be a logo for the cheating company?
I think that was just a ticket.
I think that was just a ticket.
I think that was just a regular ticket you pull off of Google.
And let me sort my goop one moment, two, we'll save that, honestly I'm gonna keep the Anvil
Force, I kinda like them.
I also wanna keep this silencer level three, I like those two.
We'll sell that, put this bad boy on the other Anvil, like you do.
Sell that silencer, mm-mm-mm, put the bobcat for the way that that one stupid person
had for a weird reason and then we'll do that put that away sell that sell this put
that right there then we'll put the finch right there that away and put that
away. Repair that, sell this, sell that, then we'll put those away, put that, oh we have
no room, put that away, sell this one bullet, sell these bullets, put that away, then we'll
Oh god, Clokesy.
Where's he at?
Clokesy, it's game in time.
Clokesy, it's game in time right now.
now. Wait, does he mean to what he went? Where'd he go?
Why are all the broken guns? Why haven't you played with Tiefu yet? Cause I hate him.
I hate him. That's why. Definitely not because I just don't know the person and haven't just
played with them just out of quits and it's because I hate him.
Mmm. Yeah, I just got my espresso. I am about to be twisted like full dick
Twist your dick
Like grab his dick and twist it
I must be fucking turn. Oh my god, what is this idiot saying saying it's gaming time right now now
Yes, load into the rate. There's no way you died already. You're a free kid
let's go oh my god no way this fucking is gonna play out a freaking out oh my
god oh my god you die free kid is right now die holy shit no way he's gonna make
us wait for a freakhead yes yes yes yes one moment clue how many days go to
home and discord I got coffee how are you good sir how are you
Hello, oh my god, you're really loud. I think how are you on this fine day?
You actually pretty good. I've got I've already gained. Um, I've already gained
A $49,000 space dollars today. Wait, that's that's good. What do we have?
We're at we're at
4,085,252
Wait, that's actually really good. I'm telling you we can get it tonight
We can get it tonight.
We can get it tonight.
Yeah, now.
We can get it now.
We can write down.
Yeah, and then we can celebrate.
We can just start celebrating now instead.
Okay, but no, no, no, no, no.
Cheers, boys!
No, no, no.
The five million snakes don't end!
We haven't hit it!
Ah.
Oh my God.
The nectar of the gods.
We haven't ate it yet.
Let me tell you close.
See, I was telling my bunkers.
The bacteria buildup on the rim of the glass is what gives me spice.
And I'm out.
Adds a little zing to it.
The spice melange.
You wouldn't understand that.
You wouldn't understand that.
Yeah, you're right.
Because I clean my fucking dishes.
Actually, you know what?
You know what I just got from Starfords and Focusfuel
and a little Christmas gift?
What?
They gave me a cabinet.
What?
Cabinet but not just any cabinet it holds a keg in it, and there's a tap on top
Man that's isn't that just a isn't that just a calculator that what it's yeah, it's the other Kaganator
Hey, yeah, wait, that's fucking sick. I know I know what are you gonna put in there a keg? Oh
Oh, shit. What did I think of that?
I'm gonna put it right here right next to my desk.
That way I can use it anytime.
No, that's dangerous.
No, that is awesome.
Right here.
Right there.
It's gonna look nice right there.
It's gonna be nice.
Shit.
All right.
Good for you. I'm happy for you.
You know how kegs work?
Yes.
any beer in any keg?
You could special- speciality order them, but if you're going to your like-
Like I voodoo rage on a whole keg!
If you specialty order voodoo rangers, yes you can, but if you're going to your like your local
alcohol store, they only have specific kegs.
Yes! I'm getting the voodoo ranger keg. I'm getting a full voodoo ranger keg.
That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing.
I'm giving you it's time to make space dollars okay I'm ready oh so how long do
we have to how long do we have on that that that other project flickering flames
24 days 24 days yeah I'm on four to five I need fireball burners holy dingle
that's a long time I don't even know what you get for it at the end probably
nothing but like we can do it and be cool like a like a friend bonding experience
become we can become closer friends and we start fucking holy shit we gotta get
this project done right now okay right now how do I hide the time and shit that
you were doing you me how you hide the top god damn it I forgot you have the
anepnis for technology as I'm light bulb I know what a nepta is I so made
up where you stupid bitch now listen okay but you I'm you're asking me a
question then you start you start questioning the words I'm using they're made up dumbass
they're made up now listen closely okay you have to put a box over the time
wait what you have to put a box over the time me personally I use three screen captures one for
the screen capture and two extra screen captures for blurs it takes an immense amount of computer
resources, but my computer could power all of New York. So I kind of just do it. I don't know what
you have now. I highly doubt you know what you have either you struggle turning your computer on
by yourself. Whips, put a box on my screen. Whips, put a box up watch time please.
I hit dude he said three three you said three different screen captures three different screen captures
And then I use a plug-in. I forgot what it's called and it uses a blur function
I set it on three and then I crop it down to where the time and the code is
Okay, so does that just stay up? Okay, you know, all right cool. All right. I'm ready. You ready?
Yeah, yeah, I just did all that instantly. I was fucking sick. Good job. Okay, hiding screen.
Oh, yeah, I'll be happy to keep behind my scheme. We're gonna run him out. We're gonna run him out.
Holy view bonding do you honestly cozy? I forgot to thank you by the way. Thanks for giving your view bonding service
I appreciate that why don't you turn it up as high as mine? I just I just ripped that bitch up like fitty
You know come on. I use it before you get on and then when you're on I just send everything over to you
Okay, you will be saying it's expensive. It's expensive. Oh my goodness. I I'm honestly thinking about I'm thinking about ripping it to a hundred
What do you think about that? Just rip this turn it up a notch
Fuck it might as well. You got to do it nice and slow too or people will get suspicious
You got to kind of it's kind of like a climb if you do it all at once everybody gets suspicious
You kind of want to be like a climb you come up. Yeah
I just reprogrammed it to hate you
Let's go.
Fuck, Clokesy, fuck, Clokesy.
Come on, robots, fuck, Clokesy, fuck, Clokesy.
Okay, okay, all right.
Now let's ride.
You choose the spot to ready up.
I'm already doing that.
Give it up, Ernie, I'm the victor of fucking fanfine.
The Victor of Fuck-A-Fan Friday has not been picked yet, pal!
Yeah, I picked the spot, yeah.
We're going here, do you see it?
I don't, I don't see it.
Maybe you don't see it.
You stupid?
Oh, don't see it.
I got a close-in in my chat.
I reprogram your view bots too.
I reprogram yours.
I know how to speak binary.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Closey can eat shit.
I reprogrammed, Closey can eat shit!
Closey can eat shit!
Closey can eat shit!
I reprogrammed him.
Quick reprogrammed.
Like on the fly.
Click?
Yeah, quicky, a little quicky, a little quicky.
I hate you.
Yeah, you were playing with an oo-woo cat.
Oh, yeah, I saw your cat ears, dude.
Dude, stop it.
Knock it off.
You know, Susan, they actually look really good.
I saw them.
The little cat ears you got on?
Shut up.
Dude, no, Susan, you look really cool.
No.
Yeah, do I?
You look really cool.
I'm serious.
You look really cool.
It was art mind.
I was wondering if I could buy your full man-sized double
XL dog first suit with the leather dog sex BDSM hat
attachment.
I'm going on a crazy weekend and I was hoping because I don't want to buy a full one myself
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Let's ride!
Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh, Mr. Fine, my boyfriend's a good boy!
Good man, good man!
Good Latte-doos, good Latte-dies.
I know it's unkind of me
to ask for your lending of your suit,
but I have to blend in with the VTubers,
so I'm gonna need it, okay?
Hey, what do you mean you are a VTuber?
You're running fine.
you think you're funny don't you you think you're a funny guy well all right
well based on those caddies it looks like you're my great noma you're my
great noma you get one step closer every day
give me one quick second give me one quick second okay very likely so those
best it's the hexity snipers mr. John I want it on it I want it I want it
You know, the soldiers are pretty fine.
Oh, wait.
What?
Oh, nothing, I just fucked something up on my stream, there we go.
Do you hope you have a good night? I'll just take this out.
Go to the Waste Flip overseas!
Mr. CJ, good man, good, oh man!
Hey Mr. CJ, thank you for having me.
Very kind of you big man, very kind of you brother.
Hope you do it well.
You're a little bit fast. You're a little bit fast for me. You're gonna slow down.
Oh, this side for the cycle. Kill it, kill it, kill it.
I
Seven men raid things you close you close you you not covering your timer
You just give me a fucking Einstein MC was MC squared or wherever the fuck thing to do that
No, I'm not hiding my timer. Can you not memorize three letters?
I don't think it's Minecraft squared, dumbass.
E equals MC to the second.
Honestly, alright, alright.
Let's get a little bit of goop. Let's get a little bit of goop.
Thanks, dad.
Little bit of goop.
There's a big girthy man blasted down here.
Oh.
Oh.
mc is mc square yeah that's right that's right
right under zip i repeat right under zip oh they have c4s
hold up now are we fighting are we looting no no no we need to poop a little bit
i'm just gonna goop a little bit yeah yeah just give me a secom that's all
i'll just goop it a little bit i'll just goop it a little bit
who am i for goopa goops a little do ya oh my god you're the cat
whips put me with cat ears over the fucking time right
Who the hell are you?
Hell yeah.
That's why Wimps is a good man.
He knows your true self.
I hate you.
Folksy, we're all here for you. We're all your friend.
You don't need to hide it any longer.
I'm not a furry!
Yes, yes you are. Yes you are.
The more you reject it, the more you reject yourself, folksy.
Come on out.
Guys, it's gonna...
Folksy is brave enough to attack folksy.
You are so brave.
You are so brave and we are all your friends
I was just thinking you and I could maybe hop in the VR bars and you could whip out your
Phantom Cock while I look at your Phantom Balls and maybe we have a little Phantom
Sex and you get me Phantom Pregnant.
you know what I'm talking about?
What are you doing with that?
You know what I'm talking about?
My fangirls don't like that
Ssssssssssssss
My phantom emosions are a little hurt right now
You phantom Garteria
He's a lot of fun
I thought he was real kind
Ssssssssssssss
No, I'm a bit of goop
I'm almost done gooping what we need to goop
Almost done
C4 out good good. I don't want to have to use any skill this rain
Vins and Rinnies that's good. That's good. Goop. We should take their the Vins and the Rinnies. Yeah
Why she didn't play goop to be meant 69,000
No, we need their Vins and the Rinnies, okay
I'm printing butt. Good thing you could take it.
Yeah, here's someone running around on the starboard side. Do you hear that?
Yeah. Yeah. On the starboard side over yonder.
Okay, well I have a trap on the thing. I don't have a trap here. I only brought one because I'm an idiot.
Ooh, okay, that's okay. We'll hear him coming. We'll hear him coming. He'll go, oh, another rubber duckie.
He won't be able to sneak up on us. We're geniuses.
You need a bit more goop.
Why do we need a million space dollars?
You should be so cool I want to be like you.
You can't handle the neutron star.
I can't remember the clock.
Sorry, I can't remember the clock.
One moment, gentlemen.
One moment.
Little bit more goof.
No one said that.
Yes, they did, yes they did.
I swear it was right there.
Just a second ago, I swear.
Fuck you, someone so said that.
Someone so said that.
Of course, you think you can handle the neutron style.
What's a neutron style?
Looks like you can't handle the Neutron style.
Can't even handle the Neutron style.
You bit it?
Everybody fuckin' said that? Yes they did!
Oh, I got some finned.
I think I'm almost ready. I looted most of this.
Hey, you should be goop.
You've got 79,000 smackles worth of goop.
Should we go kill those guys and get the bins and rinnies?
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Wait, what?
That you? That was you.
It was me.
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Cool.
Missed opportunity on that dog collar.
Oh, my bad.
The sod likes the music animal.
Tee-hee-hee-hee.
No.
Well, you was going to say me being afraid,
but that was...
Oh
My WQ is definitely still broken out of said
That was yesterday with the literally time on 17 hours ago. I said that you can't get a keyboard
No
Who does stuff like that? Oh
Oh, hold up. I won't miss it this time.
Cokesy put it on, it's time for furries, actually.
There's everything that there are. He looted that dumbass.
There's one right here. I swear to God, there's one right here.
I'm high. Wait.
Is that the one? Right there.
Okay, you know what I mean.
Are you a deer ball?
I am. I like keycrons better than wooting.
Wooting though is very good.
GAAA!
Okay, my E button is obviously also not working.
I pressed that multiple times.
Maybe I do need a new keyboard actually, maybe I do need a new one.
Follow the clue?
You take like a clue?
Yeah, I'm- I'm literally holding it.
Oh.
Wasp.
What?
Where?
Wasp, just, I don't know, I just heard a...
...jeepshhh...
...mh...
No way if you keep working when he's not thinking Mr. Jawa man, good man, good man!
No, to our order tonight. Order tonight after the street. Order outside after the street.
This thing is shot. I fucked this thing up too much. It's too, it's got too much group
on it. Thank you Mr. Jawa, thank you Mr. Jawa.
We were at these people out here, you said we had the wins and the vinnies.
Stand there. Those people aren't in the fucking tower, but there isn't even
We're not scared of them!
They're going about good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Oh, they're clean.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
They're in here, they're in here, they're in here.
What do you think?
That's the size of them going in, I'm going in.
You think I can play with the Lucy?
God!
She is a really sticky man.
Okay, well...
Hey, what?
What?
Whatever would happen?
Those guys said gamer words really bad gamer words
RACIS!
Yeah
No!
80 races
Oh my god
Well
Well they're dead now
Come on, come on, come on, come on
I got the envelope, I got the envelope
Let's ride
Kaka!
Right here, well, let's get up
Steve watch the boys
Get ready for something crazy. Get ready for this coaxing get ready for this
What's it noise? Oh, it's a guy right there. Where I dare
Here!
My boy!
Are you winning, son?
I just hit that guy in the head, like three times.
I saw blood popping out and nothing registered.
Ooh.
Maybe it's cause you're ugly.
It's not true.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You have to consider that, maybe that.
Ooh, let's go get him.
Oh my God, he's handsome and he's sexy
He's handsome
We've been swinging I'm on the life support over here my WT's are working
It's what's going to minus close you gotta get down you gotta get down
Okay, okay
No
What I mean, what I mean, he's already so bad. It's our bad. Oh that's not gonna do anything. Oh
Oh
We gotta reach it down to the dungeons
Yeah, they dead
No, no the guys at the guy there's so people up
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
He goes up the suburb now!
Fucking!
No team, no team, no team.
I gotta finish this man off.
Finish him, finish him.
He's in front, he's in front as well.
I'll do a little flanking on him.
I'm gonna come in the rear.
I'm gonna come in the rear.
I thought I killed both of these guys.
I thought I saw two players.
What the fuck?
I'm beeping.
They might have run out of the tunnel.
I see.
They could have ran down the side.
Got it.
I'm taking a little peek.
Hey, here, beep, beep, beep.
Yeah, that's me.
Oh
Do the whole flaky a whole flaky doing vent
Skating for bogeys no bogeys detected
No, bogeys detected no bogeys detected. I repeat no bogeys detected scoppy over this is bugging in a 46
No bogeys detected
over copy
Good. What do you think they went?
Probably down below or up top. Maybe. Let's go lose those guys.
Okay. You just open the door. Do you just open the door? No, no.
They opened this side door then. That side door. Did you close that door right there?
I did. I did. Oh, I'll do another flaky. I'll reverse flaky on them.
Coming to rear backwards.
Like it
But they want to eat this coming
Think you're on the bodies
Really weird
No, no, no. The door there was a door that open.
There they are! There they are!
What's her bad?
What's in the door to your left?
Oh, it's two at two!
God damn it, how dare you!
Oh, they're too dead. He'll up. He'll up. He'll up.
Hey, no, no, he's gonna keep him actually. He's not dead.
This is these hood kids open this door on blasts.
Watch the door, watch the door, watch the door, watch the door.
They're broadjames!
They're broadjames!
God, I'm going in!
Oh, I got him!
Say it! Too easy, too easy!
Here's the buggy, there's a chattering bass.
Little bit of goop, little bit of goop.
The spoils of war, Clunksy, the spoils of war.
The spoils of war, Mr. Clokesy.
You're talking about?
Not sure, I agree.
A little bit of something for the boys back home.
Some light.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Is someone to tie on you?
No, no, I just heard someone bleed out. No, you didn't
No, you didn't
I swear
You swear. Yeah, someone was someone just I will go take a peep around then we'll go take a little peep around
Someone called out. I don't need these things. That's what everyone say
He was in for a people pen and to die.
I don't plan on going back to the bitches.
No, my two guys are fully in there.
I just saw him both.
I remember the skins.
He went towards the stairs.
What stairs?
Oh, there's one guy from the first team.
The stairs here?
Yeah.
Oh, there he is!
Mr. Silly!
Oh he's already looted. He's not here.
I think he's in the water. This is personally working.
Right here. I found him.
Wait, really? Yeah, take this. Take this, Goof.
Oh, but you take that, Goof, and I'll get this, Goof.
Oh my God!
I just got a 24 with two blue tassels in the cold stock. No joke. No joke.
What the hell is this fossilized lightning
You get it from oh my god
You could use the most good guy in the map
Partialized lightning
Who triggered AIDS?
You alright?
I'm just gooping, I'm just gooping a little.
Oh, shit, okay.
Gooping a tad.
You know how I'd be?
Shit.
She's gonna goop a goop a little there.
Gooping's just trying to goop a little.
Oh, need to bother with that.
Hmm
Guys, what are you down? Okay, what would you get?
You're right
It's like you're, it's like you're a little puzzled, you've been on that body for about
five minutes.
I don't think I'm good to go.
everything? Yeah, I think so.
Posey, everyone saying there's another guy that crawled away.
The motherboards were 2000 each, that's 4000. Nothing in here
is worth 4000. What's the minus this is 3499. I think we got
everything right dogs out that you have you have three dogs that's three
thousand I guess I can swap it for this that's an extra 500 speckledoos you need
everything right now mm-hmm what about the grenades how much are those those
are six thousand now that's good gooping you have an augment slot so you can put
your trap in the logman's slot for extra goop.
What trap?
Ohhhh.
Okay. Okay, I'm good to go.
I'm good to go, I'm good to go.
Also, I traded all my ammo out for goop.
I have no ammo.
What do you mean?
That's me.
That is me, sir.
Alright, come down.
That is me, sir.
We have to go across the map, unfortunately.
That's no matter! That's no matter at all!
Jump, skip, and hop away!
This is Witness the Best Guptive Value Race of All Time.
That's what we do. It's what we do.
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Floor.
Doing fin?
Ooooooh!
There are a rocketeer above us.
Maybe.
Or is, I've never seen a rocketeer here.
Uuuuuhmmmmmmmmmm.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Do you think there's a rocketeer?
We got to get to the exit. That's where they're going. Yeah. Do we fit? Oh, go, go, go. Oh,
my God. Well, not a good time to eat. No, no, no, we're just extracting extract. Okay.
All right. Okay. Okay. If you were dying to a sniper, scab, you have to be a free
kid. Or he's chunky and he can't move. Think about that for a second. Yeah, but if that
boy you just shoot at him, no. What if he dropped all his ammo like me for goop? Because no
one does that. No one does that but you. It's it's simple group of knowledge. That's
Group of Domics 101
Yeah, a lot of people do that a bugger is you're telling me now
You want to go fight that then oh fuck yeah, dude
You could have how much money you have on you 200,000
Okay, you know we're extracting because then at that point we only have four more rays and you're at five bill
We're about the goop.
And we're going to do literally five more times.
You're at five bill.
What about the goop?
We'll be half, what do you, a realistic,
what are you going to drop?
These balls on your chin?
I shot the rocket, maybe.
I shot the rocket here.
Oh, good thinking.
Good thinking.
I was just thinking we should aggro a rocket here right now.
Devious!
Okay.
Alright, my W key's not working, holy shit.
Well, I'm here for a second.
I'm here for a short spell.
I do have one extra space.
I can put names in my special slot.
Need one more space.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Good heavens.
Could you give me the extra goop I could have?
Oh my!
Oh!
He's fast like nobody.
Oh!
You have a spot, right?
I'm a W. Keep keeps breaking. Oh my god
All right
Not you Sammy boy
Oh, I'm not, dude, I'm not.
Good work.
I thought I wasn't gonna get that.
My W key wasn't working for me to walk towards the gun.
I hate you.
I tell you, I blew my keyboard out today
and it didn't fix it.
I even wiped it down with Wipies.
How do I name change the keyboard?
Geez.
How do you know how to name change the keyboard?
Geez.
Find it out right now
We sell a little bit of this goo. I can't I'm not selling the golden stock that's staying with me
Yes, yeah, that's stayed with me. That's a that's a certified stay with me moment
One morning
You know we could do to get it out, you know how rubbing alcohol like disintegrates really quick. Yeah, you could probably like
fill a bathtub with rubbing oil and just dunk it in there and shake it around like a baby
Sometimes the jokes they come out before I can think about them.
One moment, one moment crew, one moment, oopsie boopsies is it going, of course, oopsie
boopsies, oopsie boopsies, oopsie boopsies, oopsie boopsies, oopsie boopsies, the fossilized
lightning, that's 4,000 space dollars right there, that's not too bad, that's not too
bad. Not bad at all. We'll sell the trap. That's 850. Let me check out close the
audience today. Let me check. Do you sign up for expedition as soon as you get it?
I know.
You say yes for disclaimer. Do not shake babies. Do not shake babies.
cozy I did you set up your thing whenever you got the five million immediately
doesn't matter you do what it doesn't matter
inside of now I don't have five million I don't have five million speckled
doodles yet yeah we're doing pretty good that we got 4.229 actually I think we
even have more than that once you put this over there and sell that
That wasn't 6,000
Cycle that after a new one like you do
Here we go perfect
That's an ammunition
For mr. Chicken. Oh mr. Chicken. Thank you, sir
ammunition for Mr. Chicken. Here we go. Perfect.
Here we go. Where are we going to go? Oh, pay the suckers? No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no. Don't forget the mailbox. We're saving the mailbox for later tonight
night when we inevitably start dying a lot.
Um.
Rebind W.
Get no thanks, that sounds stupid.
Hmm.
No thank you sir.
That sounds like a stupid idea.
a stupid man with stupid ideas.
Fint?
Oh, you're thinking good thing in.
Hooks, are you still here?
You're close to y'all.
Oh, Mr. Whiskah, Mr. Jimmy, Mr. Diggalame.
I wonder if I was good man, good, uh, man.
But let me do is gonna let me die
I don't think you can do it as a keyboard, especially at night given night
What does your man say?
Hello?
Can you please play Bunga Raiders with XQC?
He loves you and it would be a great duo.
I know! I'm pretty sure he wants to have sex with me, but I'm not certain. I just don't have proof.
I would love to play with Mr. XQC. That would be a great time. That would be a great time.
I'll read it out to him. That would be a great time. I'll take a cinema quick, quick text a message.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'll Facebook him.
Which is your mam's day?
The man of steel said,
Hey Mr. Peanuts, I hope you're excited for the holidays.
I know I am.
Just a quick question.
Why did my parents get divorced?
It was your fault.
It was your fault, you're the problem.
You tore your parents apart and destroyed your family.
He said, shit.
Now one moment, one moment, gentlemen.
I need a little bit of fidgin' on!
I get to...
Here we go, perfect!
FL1PZTV said,
Peanuts, it's a sad time for those of us in Washington.
The state is doubling the price of 6 million grand delights.
My precious lip-pillars will start cutting into my beer money.
I feel personally attacked.
That's the worst thing that can happen to anyone ever!
You shut up!
That's the worst thing that can happen to anyone ever!
Have a time hider, we're dead.
What does your man say?
Hold on, one more TPS coach, you'll be right with ya!
Blacklight said, you can have my goop any day you sweet and salty sex machine.
Let's leave.
Thank you, good chair, thank you, good chair!
Did you hear they're doubling the price of six million delights in Washington?
You about that co-seat that Washington DC or like
I don't know I didn't ask
The state state Washington Washington state Washington state
Washington is a state
Washington, Seattle like Seattle like no no Washington. No the Washington is a state. It's in the corner. Remember top left corner. Oh
Seattle's a city I do get confused that too. I don't like that. There's a state and a city named Washington. I
Don't like that at all. It's it actually it because you never know like if someone's talking about one
Which one is it which one your time out which one is it is it the one at the top left of the country?
Or is it the one with all the pedophiles?
Yeah
All right, let's ride
All right, let's get in there let's get in there
I can't tell you that close. Yeah, I just read okay. Okay. My story is hidden, but just choose the map and then I can get my load out
Okay. All right. I was lucky
Me oh guys we didn't take our mail later. We're gonna take our mail later
later. We don't have enough room anyways.
Bet on Jake.
Are you ready to go? I forgot what you said. What did you say? Are you ready to go?
Yeah, I'm ready. You gotta choose the map so I can choose the loadout.
Oh, we're gonna go to this one, right here.
You see it? You see it?
Yeah, man. I see it. All right.
Okay, good.
Good.
Are you excited? Are you excited?
Yeah, I'm excited, boss.
Can I get it? Whoa!
Can I get a yippee?
Yippee!
Let's go!
I can't wait to get fucked in the ass.
Oh my God.
Front row seat wouldn't share a corner.
video camera max capacity not a single file on there ready for the full night
I'm not sure.
Stella for sure.
No.
You know what you're ready for?
Oh, you.
Oh, okay.
Right.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You can do it as a keyboard from target.
You can do it as a keyboard from target.
Oh, let's ride.
I'd start checking all the distillation system in the underground tunnels.
should be a lot to learn there for my own designs. That's right! Follow me, Clue.
Coach, did you bet on the Jake Paul fight? Yeah, I mean, dude, the Jake Paul is not
winning that fight. You know, listen, listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you the
same thing I told my vongoleurs. In no metric shape, way, or form should Jake
ever win that fight a million times out of a million times. What I'm telling
You something deep in my pussy is telling me he is going to win. I don't know how he's gonna do it
I don't know when he's gonna have why he's gonna do it. He's gonna win
I'm telling you I trust my god, and that's what it says. I think he's gonna get knocked out
He's never been knocked out before I think he's gonna win
Even though he like way he's going to obviously he shouldn't win the guy's like a monster compared to him
He's like 20 feet taller. Yeah, but
But I'm telling you, my gut tells me he's going to pull out some whimsy magic or something.
And when?
I don't know, I could tell you how though, could tell you how.
That's what my gut says.
Mm-hmm.
Follow me, Gene.
Oh!
He's not even pissing us!
Who's he pissing at?
Wait, what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
Oh, this is a bit awkward.
Oh, oh, oh, I'll see you guys later.
I don't know about you, but I'm not hanging around right there.
We go ahead and go over here for a little bit.
Are you?
How you guys doing?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How you guys doing? How's it going?
We're actually, yeah.
Oh, you know how it is just hanging around.
Oh, hello sir. Me and my compadres.
We're hoping we can get a quick revive.
Wait, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, hello sir. Hello, good sir.
Oh, yeah.
Of course, of course.
We gotta save this one.
say that when he's kind of doing a make a win stream and he's like my guy you're
so brave you're very brave guys isn't he brave is he braver one guys you are so
brave closey you are so brave keep fighting you're a warrior thank you
gentlemen thank you gentlemen very kind of you very kind a thousand thank yous
uh no it won't be necessary thank you sir
could we just be sad yeah yeah uh no we're not we will blow your top off
I'm coming to help I'm coming to help I've got you I'm here I'll handle this
whole again I think I got one I think I got one
wait are you dead boys I got one there's only one left is on the corner yeah
I'm dead. I'm dead. Thank you sir. Screw you. I've got you, brother. Don't you worry. I've got you.
I've got you. Don't you. I don't have any syringes. Where's it?
Closey, closey. You have any syringes?
Hey, you shut up all day. Get out of here. Get out of here, scumbag.
Get out of here scumbag scram
There were a trio plus that guy
It were a quadruple
No, of course he's just stupid hello, you are very brave sir stunning and brave
Godspeed sir
Yep, what's up
God! Thank you sir! Thank you sir!
Well we'll...
We'll get you five more, but I'm gonna put the slacking on it.
Oh! All right then, all righty then.
There's some tangos over here, let's get them boys!
No, don't turn down there, buddy.
Follow me, dude.
Oh no, it's so far.
Good day, Nga!
We're there, closey, we're there!
Did you guys get that? Is that you?
Oh, it is you. Okay.
Oh, they're over yonder.
You see that guy?
Yeah, I don't know.
We gotta get those hooligans.
JOINS, BROTHERS!
OH, RETREED, BROTHERS, RETREED!
RETREED, BROTHERS, RETREED!
RUN!
Again, let's cry.
Well, I don't feel too good.
They're hanging around here for a little bit, so they're gonna crack them around.
They're gonna crack.
And that might be a trio.
Oh, we're a quadro.
Yeah, I cracked two of them and they're still peaking.
Here we go.
Let's get them, boys!
Charge!
Oh, my W. He's out again.
Good thing, uh...
Good Blam! Good Bluezy! Don't worry folks, he's stand back! I'll handle these hooligans!
No, no, no, no, no, just extract!
Charge!
For Glory!
No, just extract! I'm back!
Do we think?
Ooooooh!
Did it.
For Glory!
Lock in.
Don't worry, Closie.
I can tell you two chicken from this mission.
I'll handle it.
I just have a brain, instead of a peanut brain.
I'll take out the trash.
Get ready to meet your rancor bastards!
The bungulator has arrived.
Oh my god, my W key won't go forward.
They're peaking her.
Is he still on roof?
Yeah, one second.
Got you, got you.
Go, go, go!
I'm seeking up behind him. I'm gonna come in the rear
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Over yonder over yonder
Oh my god, there's a whole other two hello gentlemen. I'm a pacifist. I'm a pacifist. Don't shoot. I'm a pacifist
I'm a pacifist. Don't shoot. I'm a pacifist. I'm a pacifist. I'll see you later now
There's a lot of men out there. I don't know
They should get out of here, what are we doing here?
What
Who's you gonna go to your god here?
Oh, here. Put the guys on the roof. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah! You read my mind. Oh, my
god! Why did they only shoot me? Oh, my god. There it is. Oh, they're bashing, they're
I've got one on my shield!
Lock him.
Where'd he go?
He's probably behind this.
Good job!
I can watch you while you climb.
Get in there!
Fuck.
Ah!
Ah!
Where? Where? Where?
Where?
It's Mr. Krabs! It's Mr. Krabs!
Wait, how are you that low on health?
Who's saving me?
Follow me, gang.
Do we coach y'all headless?
Stand back!
I'll make light work of these tools.
I'm out of ammo.
No, I didn't reload my Stitcher.
Wait, hold on!
I picture was a reloaded band.
Help!
Help us, please God!
Help!
How did they sprint in my bottom four?
Oh, it is God!
Where the crazy, he's coming for me, he's crazy!
He's crazy!
He's crazy trying to fuck me or something!
You want some sex with me?
You want some sex with me?
Can I help?
Deep in for you. Deep in.
We got deep in. Sorry.
That would be quite sublime.
That would be quite sublime, good sir.
That would be quite deadly.
How are you on this fine day?
You just hanging around?
Yeah, we're just chilling.
We're just chilling out.
Thanks for killing folks. Yeah, I hate that guy. Oh
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
God speed gentlemen God speed
All right things are looking up
Have fun I can eat my deck. Oh shit
I
Myself quite the pickle cozy
But no matter every good team leader has a plan B
Yeah
Sir! Hello, sir!
I'm sorry guys, I'm so sorry, we didn't have a good time with this camp, and I just...
Thank you, good sir, but we just arrived, cause he... Thanks for asking.
Thank you, sir.
How do these guys know where you are now?
Thank you, good sir!
Brother was cool to get you to do it up there, huh?
Right, probably against us.
Oh
Oh these guys are good these guys are good
I'm coming with you guys let's all get out of here
3 is more than 2.
That's what my great-grandpa used to say.
That's crazy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Who's this guy shooting at?
Who's this guy?
What?
Good work, sir! Good work!
Here we go, she'll be out just wickedly split.
Gotta hang about for a second.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, they're not showing their face no more.
Ha!
Bunch of pussies if you ask me.
Bunch of bitches.
Couldn't handle our power.
Godspeed on all of your bitches!
Godspeed!
Tell him I'll let him know.
He says he hates who he meant it.
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
I'm telling him I'll let him know.
He says he hates who he meant it.
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Excelling raid, little excelling raid. Excelling raid, boys, excelling raid!
There's a bit of goop in the bungulator, never heard.
There's a bit of goop, there's a bit of goop.
You get a simple one, I was thirsty with it.
Honestly, Coachy, those guys were suspiciously good.
Do you get the sense of that?
Like
They went to rain and they've been practicing your time out
Yeah, they've been practicing. They've been practicing. They those weren't no newcomers. They had come before your time out
Yeah, oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. I got that since too. I got that since too same thought in my mind
exactly exactly I'm glad to see we're on the same page for that glad to see we're
the same page that I agree yep I mean you should write that I don't care if I did
me there no you need to live no I don't want you dying shit oh fuck you
Oh my good sir, fuck you sir.
Oh my good sir, fuck you sir.
I would be beside myself.
Fuck you, good sir.
You really should have that, but no, no, no, no, fuck you sir, sir, allow me.
Allow me, fuck you sir.
Good sir.
Okay, if you want to.
Oh, by the gods, by the gods, it's my lucky day.
Getting the goop and something on the side for the road.
I need a little couple of bandages and we'll get on in there.
Let's ride.
Choose maps, I know what to bring.
Oh, yeah, let me choose map.
We're going to go, we're going to go.
Let's go.
Let's go here.
Let's go here.
You're my dad.
Right there.
What do you do with that?
repair the pump. Oh, no, we
with the wonder ability that
Oh, Mr. BF. I'm going to find
a good man. Good man. Well,
you said some silly use. I like
to pop the bottles open with my
butt cheeks.
It's not how does it feel to be
Even at the bars, all these walnuts and pastures can kiss you outside of study ass, you fat piece of shit.
I actually have noticed that. People have been recognizing me based off my voice.
By the way, that should be an indicator for those of you fuckers out there that tell me I fake my voice.
I don't. I'm not pirate software up in here.
I've asked so many fucking people to recognize me, and I'm honestly a little worried that one of them might be a killer one of these days.
and they'll come kill me.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, it's getting a little dangerous.
Get a little dangerous out there.
Get a little dangerous out there.
Get a little dangerous.
A little dangerous, a little dangerous.
Uh, mm...
Uh...
Uh...
40-year-old woman in peanut butter.
Sheesh, the new man of the new man of...
the new man of...
Why does Cluccy look 15 years old?
Hey, Cluccy, how old are you?
You're like, you're like 35 or something, right?
I quite am.
Oh, God.
How old are you, dumbass?
Oh, my God.
Oh.
You suck. The tanning bed too long or something.
You look like an old man.
Are you literally-
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I have no arms and legs.
You stupid-
WHAT?!
What the hell is wrong with you?!
In 20 years, you're still gonna have no arms and legs.
WHAT?!
You're fucked!
You're a peanut racist. You're a peanut racist. I hope you're proud. I hope you're proud. You are pressing my people when I hear
I thought sorry for being so stupid. Sorry. I'm sorry for being so stupid. I thought you were a peanut ally
You hear this guy? Are you here this guy? No, I'm so sorry that I'm a stupid idiot. I thought you were a peanut ally
Yes, that's it. I said I can't see that joke, but that's it
We'll keep that one in the bank.
We'll keep that one in the box.
It's never coming out.
There is no exclamation point disability.
It's not a command!
Now let's ride!
I
That's right, I'll be cool
Coach you ready for a serendipitous raid?
Yeah, I'll see you about doing lots and lots of weed
What do you have that?
I think about doing fent
You would you
What I
Said I was thinking about doing fent and then I just did fent. Oh good thinking good thinking good thinking game of course
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You it's funny, you it's funny,
is I'm not like super opposed to it.
I don't really smoke all the time.
I probably smoke once every like two months
for like fun days, but I've never done it on stream
because I guarantee you, like just then,
that joke when it came out,
it slows down your receptors, it slows down your receptors.
I'm gonna cut it and die.
I'm gonna cut it and die.
I get really bad at this game.
I remember I smoked this game.
Today's game.
Today's game.
I don't really mind the ganja, that green gas, it's just there's so many bugs in my skin and I have to peel my skin back to get them out.
And the people in my walls, they keep yelling at me and I don't want to kill my family. I don't want to do that.
How do they keep saying that?
In the game, of course, in the game, of course, in the game, of course.
In the game, of course, in the game, of course.
Follow me, crew.
Oh, dude, sick, catch.
Thanks, boys.
Blah, dad.
The Halos dream? No, I wasn't high, but the Halos dream.
I was just tired.
It was good, Ryan. I'm dead.
What do you mean you're dead?
No, like if I spoke weed oh
Yeah, it shows down your receptors
what oh
It's all so bless us or blessing you bust the top of a no, no, no, no, no, we all go up and we just print to their side
I'm sorry blessing
Yeah, no, they're gonna go
You're gonna spring to their side on height. That's all I was saying come on. Let's get them. That's yeah
I'm going in
Oh, they're coming up, they're coming up.
How's the right side?
Dude, how's that guy not dead?
What?
I got one.
I'm one.
One to one side, one to one side.
Yeah, I got one.
I have to run now.
Go, go, go!
I got...
I see what he's coming up, he's coming up!
I got one.
He's coming up.
I just got one.
He's coming up, I just saw him come up.
Maybe I only killed one, there's two per team.
You talking crazy?
Got one, got one!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
One more right here, one more right here!
There he is!
Fuck his ass!
Oh, you gotta be on your seat, he's in.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Alright, jump off.
No, no, no.
Alright, jump off.
I got one on the far side, I got one on the far side.
Alright, jump off now.
I guess I'm...
You're moving.
I killed Rez, bro.
You're moving, you're moving, here you go.
That's why I said execute him.
There's a team under us.
Perfect.
This was a free kit team.
Plus, the other team wasn't the free kit team.
Who are we killing?
So, that team went up the zip.
I found a guy right here.
Okay, copy.
down to him he went play I see him calling right here where I'll get him
oh shit
then who's this guy
a mystery I don't know who this guy is I think wait what I think my guy with a
big target because of what yeah I think that far side I think my guy fell off
the zip and knock that guy off the zip and kill themself oh then what then why is
there five bodies you could be six there's one right here then there's two
right here there's two up top right five bodies you then who is green the
Who's this guy?
No, it's Farad too.
That's still dis- no listen, one, two, three, and then up top is four or five.
We're missing somebody.
Follow me, gang.
Oh, I got you, I got you, I got you!
I shot the fucking rope!
What the hell is that?!
BAM! BOOM! I'M DEAR SIX ARMER!
SIR! SIR!
Hold on, okay.
Excelling raid, dealing with excelling raid.
Oh, one was watching, he's dead.
Perfect, perfect.
I actually had that in the bag.
I had that in the bag if that rope wasn't made of military-grade titanium steel.
So you guys win and kill- Oh!
Listen, listen, listen. I like your face.
You shit.
That's what I'm crazy.
And then I'll-
Shot. Listen, I'll be on my way.
Okay, you can take all the bullets.
It's like seeing dead bodies.
Obviously, you want predigate.
I'm gonna give you an axe.
I'll be right?
You have great shots, great shots.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be out of here.
You gotta give it to him, good catchphrase, gotta credit what creditors do that is a
good catchphrase, that is a good catchphrase, so, can't be too disappointed, can't be
He's too disappointed.
Excellent work out there, gentlemen.
Excellent work out there.
Oh, I fucking hate y'all.
Oh.
God, the Bunkulator War ruined this game.
No, it didn't, pal.
You weren't even part of it.
You weren't even, you opted out.
I got you.
The Bunkulator War ruined this game.
All right, all right.
All right, pal, you see that?
You see that?
You see how he treats us?
You see what he's saying?
He's a bad man.
He's a bad man and you're going to hell, Plumsy.
All right?
Godspeed, Mr. Landon.
Godspeed, Mr. Landon.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Godspeed, Mr. Landon.
I hope things are going very well for you, my boy.
I hope things are going very well.
I'm glad you're a big man.
Hope things are going very well for you,
but I appreciate you, my boy.
I appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you, brother.
I put 20 on Jake Paul, the win KO TKO.
What's K.O. T.K.O? What's that?
I know K.O.'s knockout. What's T.K.O.?
Technical knockout?
Technical knockout? What's the first one then?
I think it's like knockout or technical knockout.
I don't know the difference.
Subjective knockout?
I think that's like tapping out.
Oh!
Oh, it's like arm bar is the safe word
Like a headlock
Okay, when the other guy's gripping it too hard from behind he uses a safe word. Okay. Oh wait boxing. Okay boxing. It's
PKO is to man knock down three times in a round and the ref calls it
We get knocked down three times in the ref calls it
Yeah, I think that's the thing in boxing, right? If you get knocked down three times, it spikes just over.
Um, I don't know.
They should have like, you know how it's like eight or ten rounds for the match?
They should have one match, and it's completely random.
Nobody knows where the referee just starts throwing punches.
Dukes it out with the other two guys.
Imagine how crazy you would get that.
that much of that would spice it up
completely wait what do you say sorry I
was a big one random round with the
referee such as duke it out with them
no there's one breath in UFC and he's
a big motherfucker and like this guy
will beat the fuck out of like any of
these guys like that would be fucking sick
actually got me sweet sweet yeah
right attack right attack I'm always
ready I'm gonna pick a new mat this
time that's not really going well for us okay yeah does that work for you yeah
I'm not I'm not going to load out so I see which map okay guys guys I'm just
getting a little bit of goop for mr. chicken hope you don't mind you mind no
I don't mind I don't mind if you get minty fresh either oh yeah I give me
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait, wait, wait, did you see the map?
Yeah, I'm down.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Appreciate letting the group again many times.
I appreciate that. No, I got
to I got to don't worry about
it.
You know, a lot of people have
actually gotten pissed at me for
the scene in the past. Have
you seen my last peanut last
supper scene? No. This is like
my first scene I ever made
like two years ago. People got
mad at you for it.
we're just goofing around I think I think Jesus will be chill with that I think he'd
be chill with that I think I think he'd be chill with that I think he'd be chill with
that your dumb I think I think he'd say peanut I'm sure that I'm sure that that's
That's what I say. That's what I
think. I think that I think
that's show. That's show me.
That's show me.
I agree.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Um.
Oh. Oh.
Hmm.
Still waiting to talk. Are you ready? Okay. Okay.
What? I was asking if you're ready. Yeah, I was ready.
Did I tell you about all the British people that pissed at me on the on the Amogus British
person video that I did?
No, man. They eat beans on toast.
Yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah, I know. They have a lot bigger problems.
I was, I was, well they, they, they, I did the longest video, the Sidemen, I scrolled
to the comments and a bunch of like, get this American out of here.
Now let's run.
This WQ is not working. I swear to God. Oh, I didn't bring any fed. Got it. No feds. No feds alert. No feds alert.
No feds alert. No feds alert. Of course you got extra fed.
Man, I always carry extra fed.
Geez! The blow.
For the right price.
Blow. The blow. I got just the thing for you.
I
You should replace the switch in the keyboard do it live. I don't know how to replace a switch on a keyboard
Even if I did I don't have any extra keyboard pods
Maybe they send some in the doozy actually could sit up in the box
I know they would send a random W key though because it would have to be the W here gives me any key
Okay, I'll probably just take off the W.T. and take out all the goob.
I gave you more fence. Thank you, Sheriff. Take it out of quick clanker.
He's quick. He's quick. He's quick. Got him.
That's not Tito's. No, it's not. No, it's water. That's dehydrated. You're too much.
What if we just get hammered? Holy shit. I'm in. That's why they pay you the big
bugs clumsy that's why they pay the big bugs what's this oh a rock wait you done
with it on it you can switch off and switch it with like the F8 key that's
wrong again that's on a second this is this really has to be WT it's not like
I'm looking for it on the keyboard
Forge of his client and pussy
We say
We say we just
We say I'm gonna go up there
It per baby her chance
Perhaps
We just jumped somewhere, we just jumped somewhere.
Was that them?
I think it was.
What'd he jump to?
I think you could fall off the big building.
Oh.
We wouldn't have heard that.
That's too far.
He jumped from somewhere else.
I think he fell all the way to the bottom.
Let's get his goop.
Look out!
Ah!
Look, they're not down here.
Where did they go?
They got right here.
Come on, there's no guy down here.
I, I'm here.
What?
You're gonna keep two things
because I was not there.
Yeah, I grabbed the utility.
Then where's the other guy at?
What have I now?
Hatchkey sublime
All my bugglers are all saying no we all didn't see it all of us none of us saw it as well as you peanut none of us saw it
He wasn't there
Why don't I feel like you're lying a key? I would done nobody's don't we didn't see it all of us
We me and all the bugglers we all of us. Mm-hmm. I don't know where this one guy went
There's cyborg demon. I didn't see it
Where'd this one guy go?
I don't know.
A mystery.
I heard him drop somewhere.
Somewhere metal.
Did you crawl?
Hold on.
Where would he crawl?
I'm just a stupid bitch to die.
Where would I crawl?
Up to the top?
Maybe.
I mean, I heard that thump early.
You're too much.
You're too much?
Yeah?
Maybe he's out at the bottom?
No, he's not, I'm looking, he would've died.
Ticka!
Hey, oh, I'm on the wrong side.
Oh, ooh, jeez, ooh, jeez, ooh, jeez, oh.
Oh, there's a bunch over there!
Oh, missing bunch, missing bunch, missing bunch!
Come see how I need immediate assistance!
Missing bunch, missing bunch, missing bunch as it were!
Missing bunch, missing bunch!
Thank you sir!
Thank you sir!
It's behind you, go back!
What? Where?
Behind you, behind the generator!
Oh, up top?
Oh, what's that we do I'm actually so turn around what side do we get the guys on?
Bro this side are you sure I?
I couldn't score you on the other side the whole time
Are you sure?
All right, the whole world is topsy-turvy
No, yeah, there's the dead guy
Yes, and where's the other dead guy?
I found it where oh
oh said we're oh you bashing is how to get to the body first
Where's his hood again?
Where'd he actually die?
Wait, did you put traps up here?
No, no.
There's gonna be a full team up here then.
Well, let's get them!
Yeah, they just hit the tip, I think.
It's where that trap did.
Good dinga.
Oh, where did he go?
I don't know!
You little lootie on him.
Hey, the dingal are they?
And we like to get out of here
There's a trap right here. You place this rap. No, what the hell is going on into mystery?
Okay, that guy died
Well means
I
Was it a place you already went I
Just know where you can crawl right you just died to crawl if you crawl off you die
You die immediately oh
That oh that was just me that was just me
You're what fuck up. He was probably some homeless per person anyways. Let's let's go do other stuff
The other guy had a vent.
Fuck him! I don't care! We've been looking for ten minutes. He's obviously invisible.
Gotcha.
Follow me, Clue.
I'm going somewhere else. I'm going somewhere else.
Oh, wait! People are dying to the south!
Oh, Clue.
Clue, she followed me on me on me.
Oh
Hello, mr. Beach on
No, don't worry it's on someone else don't need to worry all good in the hood over here. Oh
I'm getting sniped. I'm getting sniped. Oh my god
There are people jacking their dick on top of the SIPA tower. What a sweet delight what a sweet delight
I'm sure they are community service members and don't it is the charity
You could be he's got a really fast his vision is based off movement
No, there are people on the roof.
Ah, they suck.
What about them?
You want to go up there and I'll kill them for you, and then you can cross.
No, no, no, no.
You need to live.
T, I'll go up there and I'll just kill them real quick, and then you can cross.
I don't know. I'm good. I can go under the maitrex.
Okay.
Wait, I used the maitrex cover?
I'm out this bitch. You just want to see she works wait it works. Oh my god
Oh
I was dealing with a dead bedroom for eight years, but after my wife saw your special new Bobcat animation
We were able to conceive our first child by this day to wear your face as a mask. Thank you
Oh
Anytime
Do we say
PNC see you
Gotcha gotcha gotcha
You see him?
You see him?
Where's he at?
Nice work!
Go go go!
GOOOOOUNGE!
OOOO!
One one one one one one!
I got both
Fuck you
Fuck you
You're not good at howl
You're good at howl
Oh my god
I think you can churn, I think you can churn.
I need a bit of heat without this guy.
Little bit of goo.
Little bit of goo.
Ooh.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Ooh, and a rubber ducky score.
Oh, I got some figs, I got some figs.
Nice.
Here we go. We'll take that, like you do, and two Trigonades.
Nice.
Here we go. Perfect.
Okay, I'm good to go.
Nice.
That's right.
Shield and stairs? I got them, I got them.
I told you we can take those hood against Cloakseep.
They would go much.
Yeah, who's the major percent?
Probably someone okay, I could think it could think it maybe
Did I see a guy burning so far yeah
And what I got a low I got a low he's low. He's low
Oh
We have to be trying to push it in someone right here next to mr. Spider
This is it there
Yeah, I missed a fence I need more fence that was putting my fence with you
No, I've got extra fit I've got I've got three fed he's um
You know general on that guy there was right here in the tower
Oh my god, I hit him three times. Oh my god, I'm cooking. I'm cooking
We're doing pretty good. This was a nice shot. Yeah, we all got a sniper rifle
We got him now. We got him. Oh, you said but it's now
Oh my god, these guys are not goofballing around cuz these guys mean business
Yeah, I'll tell you these guys are not fooling around
Oh my god, yeah, you see they're at the red building too. Oh
My shields broken. We have a five durability. Oh, I've already used it. I wasted. Thank you, sir
You can't more those like you
I
Don't we keep playing this angle I see we go over there just care
They stop peeking cuz they're scared
As they should be
We're not the guys in the red line. Oh my god. They're not scared. They're not scared
How are you taking so much damage?
He's every under he's every under
in one broken book I've got idea trust me no okay that question
oh there's people right there yeah yeah they're doing the major what can I
places do not put a zip down like that places
a crack one
well too far away I've seen zip lines go right here
What?
These guys?
These guys?
With how much?
There's people!
There's people!
Shit!
There's dead!
Okay.
That means they're going to come up there.
Let me just kill them.
No, no.
I need to go in for these guys.
Watch out.
Get down there.
I'm on a bandages, by the way.
And shoot each other except for one.
Okay.
Come on.
Here's three.
What bandages?
What bandages?
What bandages?
What bandages?
What bandages?
What bandages?
I'm gonna go see how I get this in mind figure out.
Oh wait I got wait wait wait.
Got it!
Hey what are you?
Hey shot one?
LeBron James!
Shit!
I
See you ladies stinky man. Oh, where'd you go? Oh shit, where am I going?
Oh my god this guy's so loose and
Get back here stinky!
Gotcha!
Little bit of glue
Little bit of glue
Of course you can get that other guy's goop okay?
Yeah
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We got a hundred heavy ammo!
This guy up too
He was putting something big he's trying to take over whole nation
Where's gold stock fatigue with two big attackers holy shit
Holy
Let's get them
What what what what what what who's that guy?
That's the guy I just killed.
That guy had a whole box of teeth.
He was getting a little crazy at the cost of your phone.
Yeah, there's so many people out there.
Not too good to get in there we begin in there and blast up
Hopefully no one we're sitting in a dog with a big TV right there
Of course you gotta get in there we're gonna get in there
Come see do you trust me?
Yeah, I trust you that right ride
Oh
You're very far ahead of me, very far ahead of me.
You're on James!
I'm going in!
Yeah.
The Bastion on you, man.
I got him!
my penis tonight baby come and suck my penis suck it all night baby come and suck my penis
suck it all night baby come and suck my penis just suck it tonight
who is it? who is it? give the bungalow a salary perhaps
see you ladies sticky man
do what the other one go
Give me the pilot!
They have to force them in here.
You see me, like?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
What is it? Outside is late. You heard it, you heard it.
Equalize!
Okay, we have to kill these guys. We have to get out of here.
You see them? They're...
Where, where, where?
They're gonna be down below.
They're bashing aggro, they're bashing aggro.
Okay.
Is that...
Do we move now?
I can't do nothing either
We got that five smokes the one smokes
We need to get back across the street into that house
No, no, no. We like it from here.
Yeah, I've got idea.
EQUALIZE!
EQUALIZE!
I'm out of ammo.
RUN!
AWW!
What the hell is my guy doing?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
OOOOOH!
Retreat, retreat!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! MY WT is out working!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I'M IN HELL! I'M IN HELL!
Okay, okay. I'll make light work of them.
I'll make light work, I'll make light work.
Fuck it!
I called you.
Okay, okay. My shoe's broken.
Chopping it out, chopping it out.
Oh my, fourth shield of the day.
Okay, those guys are going to make their way to hatch. It does not matter. We can kill them.
Oh yeah, it matters. It matters.
Dude, if that guy is...
OHHHHHHHH!
SHUD!
I said, perfect.
We can't let him escape!
This gun sucks!
What the hell is going on?
We can't ever escape, we can't ever escape!
There's a problem already in.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? You see him?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I just got clanking, I just got clanking.
That was a double, that was, that was, it was coinciding, that was a double-click activity.
Oh my god.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Why did my guys go fucking back?
Thank you, sir. Thank you, good sir.
We're back!
He won't die!
Do we really close this?
That was a close one. That was a close one. You close your
the sound. Equalize! Equalize! Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool to be asked me. What do you say? This guy didn't crawl. Maybe they didn't crawl.
which was like a grade to the grade okay you win in time man I have no ammo
we demo for yeah I need you to equalize this fucking leap off my god I'm on it
down he's pretty good
would you be a shater GMO no come to me though okay okay there's tons of poop on
the ground yeah yeah there's nature of course everywhere by the way I have a
hatching right next to us let's get well let's get all the cores and let's get
all the Bastion Corps is cadateral.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm sure you need a Frank Doctor.
Oh.
Let's kill the spider.
Let's kill the spider.
That's even more goob.
OK.
Oh, my god!
He's crafting.
He's crafting.
I'll give him that.
I'll give him that.
Please don't know that.
Too much for our power.
Okay, there's gonna be cores for fucking days here, by the way.
Actual days.
It makes you recycle everything that you don't grab.
Okay?
Okay, why?
Because there's like a hundred robot click-a-pots here,
and we're gonna get lost in the size.
You come out, just put it all on the ground.
You want major cores, correct?
Also spider cores and baskin cores.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, you want guns cuz I have like four tempests I'll take five
I'll take five tempests
Is I'm gonna pick up these blue ones. I can't believe I had that guy so low he died to a fucking spider, man
You're crazy girl. You're crazy Susan. When did you get so crazy?
Susan
Susan get off the table. Oh my god. Just cuz your parents at home doesn't mean you can get on the table
You're crazy Susan. Are you on the table right now?
Susan
Take it takes Susan's phone away. She's gonna text her boyfriend
Little bit of goo here we go
Here we go
control click no we got it we got it a minute we love we have two minutes oh
my god we're gonna get to gooping quick
I'm gonna hatch you by the way that's him
I
Give me course
Yeah, I'm gonna get the bashing course. I mean the bashing was okay. I
Mean dude, okay
Do you want me sure of course? Yeah, let me check was it but the three bashing course are together with more
No, Bradley. No, no, come here. I am the Magnificent. Sorry. Just take this. We're not gonna have time
You have to give me this up. No, no, no, you leave the bashing you the bashing you the bashing
I promise you just come with these
We go up and drop all the poop goop.
Yeah, get back.
We had three of those in seven locations, oh my god.
Uh.
You have 50 seconds.
Grab them fast.
Make it 49.
I'm the fast.
Get 45 seconds.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
There we go.
Okay, got it.
Get out of the goop.
Get out of the goop.
Hey, hey, here we go.
OK, guys.
Get out of the group, get out of the group.
Oh, my God.
You got to be crazy.
You see that?
How much how much?
How much room do you have?
I got three more spots.
Two more spots.
Mm-hmm.
There.
There.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my.
Oh, my.
Watch out.
Oh, my.
Oh, go, go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two easy.
Another day. Another dollar.
Now, would you excuse me for just one moment,
See this one's one spell if you wouldn't mind. You can excuse me for one sort of valve. Yeah, no you're good
What just a quick one just a just a quick moment just a quick moment
Gotta unpack oh my
Hit the studio just to take a duke
Run up to the streets with that roof loop
Pull up to your block, to your fucking trap
Run up with the stack, with the fucking trap
Get them fucking bread, gettin' fucking bands
Pull up find your man, like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fucking rocks, smokin' fucking crack
Pull up in the back with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the feet with the fuckin' beat
Sticky on my head, bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, I'm a crib, I'm a fuckin' crib
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
All this fuckin' bread, make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio, take a dupe
I
Live something like lose something like
How much was that the light ray? I mean it was a me get 312,000 like I mean honestly dude
We could have done better. You could have done better. I mean, I don't know
Maybe I'm just used to rage like that all the time every raid forever and the history and every raid forever now until the end of time
But I mean, I don't know maybe maybe I just have
maybe I'm just not to it.
Maybe I'm just not to it at this point.
You want to talk about Closie?
I bet you think that was a big raid.
Maybe for like an average player,
like yourself that was a big raid,
but for me in the Bunker there's no one surprised.
Literally no one surprised.
No one surprised. I can look right here.
Look at this hand. Look at this hand.
Peanut, you're literally the best player to ever exist.
Peanut, oh my God, he's actually the LeBond James of Arcade.
Peanut, have my babies, please God.
I mean, I don't know.
it's I guess when you get to a skill level like mine I'm talking about when you
get when you get as good as me okay come see let me hold up let me speak for a
second when you're when you get to a skill level like mine as in your like top
three players in the world ever better than shrouded in Timmy easily it
honestly like it doesn't feel like anything anymore you're talking about it
doesn't feel like I'm winning.
Doesn't even feel like a win.
You can come up, you can come up.
Exactly.
Are you picking up what I put down, Coachy?
You guys get that, you guys get that.
You guys get that.
You guys get that.
Coachy, you understand that?
You understand that?
Well, you know what's up.
I'm pretty sure I have two accounts in this game.
You've got got it right now.
I have my stash in front of me
and then your stash.
Cause I'm pretty sure your entire stash
is what I drop you.
You know what else you got?
Two of dads, two dads, and I'm gonna fuck them both.
I shut up, folksy-wise, so my goop.
One moment, two, one moment.
I don't have enough room for all this we can't turn in these dingleberries yet
It fell sell the magnetic accelerators are 60 I already sold them. I sold everything. I still have enough room
I don't have let me see if I can turn these dingleberries
I've already turned in all the dingleberries. I've got too many dingleberries
We do I need more dingleberries after the second page
Yes, you do okay, so I can't sell those
I find myself in quite the pickle, Clungsy.
I find myself in quite the pickle at this moment, Clungsy.
Uh, you should probably sell a couple of your 90 Venetors.
Hey!
Shut up, Pussy.
Shit, okay.
I will never be doing that.
Ever.
But I will recycle a couple.
They're gonna disappear repair other than ages 27 hours beat the wipers in 27 hours
Yeah, three hours four hours plus 24
28 hours
You have 20 hours plus 24 is 27
All right, all right, all right
Coltsie, there's a reason there's oo-woos and stuff and cat ears on your speed.
It's cause Wipz has to manage your stream cause you don't know what the hell you're doing.
And bullshit!
And you know it's bullshit!
Making fun of the disabled.
Honestly, Wipz should be put in jail.
Wipz should be put in jail.
Bein' too sexy.
Keep me away from that ass.
Hey!
I'm bounced on it.
Oh, shit.
Man, I see.
I should have been there.
They bounced.
I've been there.
They bounced.
Wait, what's that one spot?
What's that one?
Um, what's that one?
No.
No, that one store where everything's a trampoline.
Oh, um, your dad's house?
No, you know, you think about your mom's house, where everyone's a tramp.
I'm talking about the whole building where everything's a trampoline and you just bounce around.
Skyzone skyzone skyzone
Skyzone yeah
That's been a skyzone. I don't know if that's the one I went to but like would you have you ever been one of those trampoline buildings?
Oh, it's so cool. So no, do you get everything's a trampoline? It's so cool. It's so cool
Super cool super cool
Oh, no, you have to give me a couple more seconds to get my stuff, okay?
Okay, you're good take it down. Oh, it's my jam. It's my jam
So
You
Know
All the noises in my head
Ain't louder
Half the tone
Ain't nothing to tell you
But they're etching for the powder
That's the way we can sing
You know
Love you but you're all trouble
I mean I never said I didn't love you
Caught the couple hores in my heart so fucky
And the other chemicals oh yeah
And that's all it took for you to fall into the fight
I keep coming back to brand new
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
I keep coming back to brand new
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
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folks you ready for a serendipitous raid big man tell me you're ready for a
crazy raid because that's what's about to go down as you speak hold on okay
don't go pee at don't go pee at hold it hold it cleanse cleanse okay you your
butt muscle is the opposite of your penis muscle so you can't hold in pee and
poop at the same time I mean that is something that's there I remember
There's some fun fact. What's the fun fact?
You have to pee or something. What is it again?
If you will know if you know if you know if you're peeing
No, no, no way if you're if you're letting pee out, you can't hold poo in it's the same muscle
That's where it is real. No, you know if you're if you're letting if you're letting pee out
You can't hold poo in
Mm-hmm or something like that. There's something there. I'm not a self-same
I'm on a something what you're saying is if you pee you have to poop
That's what you're every time isn't a poo poo time every poo poo times a pee pee time
It's the same muscle so if you're diary and shitting out your ass like a fire hose
You also have to pee because the same muscle you come up. I
Don't know. I don't know there's something there. I remember here in something. There's something
I'm on to something. I'm on to something. There's something there. What am I talking about? You know what I'm talking about
You don't talk about there's something there
There's something there. I'm just proving that right now gross
Okay, is this what you want to be to pinch my P for you wanted to tell me this yes
You enjoy it
Enjoy my fun fact
How's he?
How's he?
How's he?
How's he?
How's he?
Oh.
Hmm.
He and Kong.
He, he poo-poo.
I from France.
I from France.
I from France.
I from France.
I from France.
is the fight going on right now?
Is the Jake Paul Anthony Joshua guy going, are they fighting right now?
Who's, it's starting.
Oh, boys, can you keep me posted?
I'm telling you, I don't have any money on it.
until you got feeling somehow Jake pulls it out he's I mean something about this
match he's fishy to me something about this match I mean Anthony
Josh Winston 100% win 100% of the time but something's weird something's a
little weird I don't think it's right I don't think it's right I think it's a
professional match but I think there's some magic in the air some type of
Whisps.
Woo!
You're talking about?
You're talking about?
Maybe, maybe keep me posted.
Has it started right now?
Like as I'm speaking, has it started right now?
Coachy left his mic open, he's streaming.
What if I was a racist?
No it hasn't started, okay.
Wait, no it hasn't started, okay.
Let me know when it starts.
Let me know when it starts.
Okay, yeah, keep me posted.
Keep me posted.
Keep me posted.
Keep me posted.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, shit.
Oh, wait.
Okay, there we go.
Oh, Mr. Weederman, I'm about to get some of that to my boy, good man, good, uh, man!
Shit!
Minds have come to the top of Mr. Weederman's ship!
Hell yeah, hell yeah, my man, my man!
Hell yeah.
Thanks, Mr. Weederman.
Thanks for all the support you give the stream and the bungalows, brother.
Truly means the world to me, big man.
Truly means the world to me, big man.
Come here, God!
By the gods!
By the gods!
Big sweet man season, I feel like.
Hope you're doing swell, brother, hope you're doing swell.
Next to it again, I catch lack and it's just for you, big man,
On the house.
You both need a house.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, you pushing to win?
To generate more money in the future?
Who made it?
Ah, let me hide my screen so it's due to a different map.
Oh my God!
My god
I just needed now yeah, my screens now. I'm going here
This is the same bad
You're not supposed to tell them that dumb ass
You idiot
That's how me boss, okay, that's okay. That's okay. That's okay
Okay, we'll just deal with the consequences. We'll deal with the consequences
No, do you see your mail by the way, have you looked at that? I got four things of Hacker's town
Whoa, that's one more than me
I'm not gonna use until I have room in my stash
Yeah, we gotta use it quick because they do go away unless you want to wait till after the wipe
Honestly, I think we do you so yeah, maybe maybe
perhaps
Chance or I could use it at the very last second to get a little boost for the five million
You went four point five four seven million right now
Really? You're actually making tons of progress
If five mil shot by the way by the way, let's get you to his suit. Okay. What texture?
Hmm. We take some attacks
I'm playing um...
Who?
Yes?
Let's...
RIDE!
I hope you're close for the season, Raider. It's a good day for picking candleberries,
but do beware of frostbite.
I think I already asked this, but you already have your money on Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua?
No.
Did I?
It's a, it was a one to nine ratio.
I was thinking about betting on Jake.
Just like like I got like us for 75 was that mean
In bed $100
You get $475 that's what that's not one in nine. They lied
Well, Mr. Harding
Hey, Mr. Dory, my wife was one good man. Good man
Good man good
There's no way Jake wins this fight man
You I did Jake Jake do I'm telling you he may be kind of stupid and
Recorded that one dead guy in Japan, but he like there's no like big reason. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I gotta make some sense of that
But but there's no real like there's no real reason
there's no real reason why he couldn't also be a good fighter like
i don't everybody want him to not be a good fighter because he's like a
you too but he's
he's a little he's a little crazy
but like there's no real reason
they couldn't be one
but i don't know
jay paul can knock down this knock down this guy well okay well that's true
that guy is massive
that guy is massive
we got this guy
once is plus seven hundred
I've sprinkled that a little bit too. Dude, just knock them down once!
Ooh, Crank-o!
That's strong!
Fire, fire under, fire under!
Gotcha!
They're gonna be going up the ramp, by the way, inside ramp.
Gotcha, gotcha!
Take that, Crank-o!
Let's go get them.
Oh, you two.
Ben, no, come up.
Oh, you can think, you can think of it.
Go back, go back!
Coach, you drinking, right?
It's Friday, it's fucking fan Friday.
I'm trying to get Smizzly, Disly.
No, I haven't.
I will go on Friday.
It's fucking fan Friday.
That's one of the top seven days of drinking of a week.
Well, you say that on Mondays and Tuesdays, too.
Tuesdays are also one of the top seven best days to drink during the week
We take a shit right now, actually
Hey, I'll get a cocktail. It's like a reward
We the heal up wouldn't I take damage what?
Okay, whips
Friday's tonight, but I'm so excited for slur Saturday tomorrow
SEEEEEEEASE!
SEEEEEEEASE!
Oh my god!
This is looking forward!
Always thinking ahead!
That's why I like Mr. Whips.
One step ahead, one step ahead.
What Sunday's gonna be.
Oh my god.
SEEEEEEEASE!
We're gonna fend.
Here we go. Perfect.
There we go. There we go. Sublime. Under the, my cheating. Maybe. I'm watching the things
blow up through the floor. They're down here. Let's get them. I don't know they're about
is that because he would I be able to pull up the fight on Netflix is that
illegal because I'm streaming why illegal isn't it I don't know X you see I
think was watching it you might have special permission I know you might have
special permission super legal okay yeah cuz you think about it nobody would
have to buy a Netflix subscription to watch if they just watched it here
Mm-hmm. Honestly, yeah, true. All right. Well, the buggies would just keep us posted on the on what's going on. I
Just need a dude is Jake. So some of my chat says Jake makes the fighter sign a
Not going all out fight. He just went to plus 500
Okay
That's where we're best one down one down
Don't look at the one broke your saying
Stay back
Yeah, we get we can jump you at them
We gotta thrush these guys first.
Where'd he go?
Once I throw a set of balls.
Where'd he go?
He might throw you.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Backboard, one shot, one shot, one shot.
I'm healing up here.
Right here.
He's here, he's here, he's here.
That needs perfect.
He's running out right now.
Oh, I have to heal.
Oh my God, I can't see this right before.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
He's one absolute one shot in there.
Got it, got it.
One to drive.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I hate you!
And you're ugly and you're fat!
You're fat ugly sticky man!
You're sticky and you're fat and you're ugly!
What?
Oh wait, I did another grenade.
Why are you kidding me? These guys tried third party.
Sir, I don't know if you're a 40 year old man or 9 years old!
Yeah, I'm gonna flank, okay?
Okay, alright, got it!
I
See my
Oh, he's a quick little bugger
I see my see me soundly is the other yonder he's on yonder. I got this stand back
Oh
oh shit oh they're racist they're racist yes yes yes yes yes oh shit we are
the guy was the guy that was dead oh shit I'm you the game I'm you the game
me oh let me go kill me kill me kill the races see you later racist god yeah
oh my god okay we're good right racist subverted racist subverted
Thank you the ones God's need the gods you close one
The close one in the close one. Oh I died to the cold
I need armor really badly what ever little bit of
He didn't know slurs Saturday was tomorrow
Got his deeds wrong
Oh
What one at a Bobcat
One goobin one goobin
I got a Bobcat I got a Bobcat no joke
Score!
There's more people inside
Where did you see this guy cutting goop?
Little bit of goop?
I got him nothing.
That's what you think, weather boy.
Okay.
I'm trying to say to you
that spit in your butt hole and
whisper sweet nothings in your ear and treat you right.
Love you forever.
I love you forever, bitch.
I love you forever, bitch.
I had a guy before you came in going
I love watching you and Peanut, but can you guys please stop bringing up the uncle jokes?
It's really creepy
You know what I mean?
That's weird because I used to help my uncle bring up
Oh, get up, shit, sorry, fuck, dammit, dammit, dammit, that was so close
It was so close, it was so close, it was so close, I fucked it up
I fucked it up, I fucked it up
Dammit
I think they're up top, bro.
Uh, well let's get them!
Let's run!
What? What? What?
Okay, alright.
Are you sure they're up here?
Wait, did he click us a clue?
Doors open, doors unlocked!
Ah!
Okay.
We're not here, you didn't hear that!
need to worry where they I don't know they shut the door
what they could be on the outside what he's got killed we were seven wait who
said this I did I think they hid the zip is down they were up what they're
talking you say what you don't want to be here what the remix it's sick mix tape
my boy wait oh I think you said I don't want to be here now that makes
Okay, now I'm beating it together now it beats it together now I'm beating it together all right
All right, let's let's go down again
Is he still up here again
No you
Are you okay out there?
Team Paul won.
Thank you, the fight hasn't even started yet.
So I'm not saying knock them out quick.
What are they doing out there?
They either faking it, or those are fakeies, those are fakeies.
We know you're faking it, those are fakeies.
You can't fool us wizards, we're geniuses!
Who's you tell em?
Tell em we're geniuses.
There's two dead guys on the roof.
Oh, they weren't faking it.
Alright, I'll see you later now.
Tell me don't kill em.
You give me a zipline?
No.
You think we can survive that fall?
Wait.
I bet you like it.
No, wait, no, no, no, no.
What?
That's what you do.
Okay.
Okay.
We...
Right.
Nice thing.
Right.
Wait, we can get the loot.
Right.
Here's the zip line.
See it?
Right there.
And it connects to the roof.
Can we go down?
No, no, no.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, said.
I was...
Okay, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh.
I was, I was wanting to grab that lower...
Up there.
OOOOOOOH!
Oh, man!
You a survivor?
Yeah, yeah, but it's cold out here, it's chilly.
It's a bit nippus.
It's a bit nippus.
I was gonna jump but just out of that hide my plan was to get down to the lower legs and then jump on the top part of this
being right that was a plan.
There's two people, two people here.
Oh my god we're gonna die now.
Coach you need to get to the zip right now.
Peace out.
There's two people here and then people up top man.
UUUUUUP!
UUUUUUUUP!
Cozy, you can outside stat!
Yeah man, I'm sprinting!
Go go go!
Make haste, make haste!
I'm doing more fent than I've ever done.
Holy shit!
You can crawl through this?
I'm in the pipe!
Whoa!
You're Cozy, check me out!
Oh
There's only a certain section of the pipe coachy right there now right there there's only a certain section of the piping crawled through
Are you winning son? Oh
You just throw that
Which if you had a zipline the whole that if that's a default zip line spawn that is a zip
Oh, it's not I just heard you throw it. You're not there a second ago. I
Interacted with it and it formed it. Oh
Right did I read it out that you got you okay? They're fighting by the way
Like a zipline nice man
There are people fighting, we gotta go jump on them.
Yo, I gotta goop a little bit.
A little bit of goop.
Ooh.
We're dying.
Maybe you are.
I'm doing different.
Okay, now we ride.
Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying!
Yeah, skill.
Go, go, go!
Mccase, Mccase!
Go check on the proofing plan.
Check me out, check me out.
Come here, come here, come here.
Good thing, huh?
Yeah, I'm the proper one, you guys.
Oh my, my, my, my, my!
Hey!
Oh, Nino, oh Nino!
Gotcha!
Oh, I'm getting on frost.
No, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna go do that.
Show me the enemy.
Leave me no star.
They're gonna be right here.
I'm gonna pick up a grenade.
Right in that building.
See?
Charge!
What?
I got a grenade on it.
Oh
There's two minutes I really see frosty
Who do we got to get these all these hooligans? Yeah, they're making a rocket
George I'm going in I'm going in
We're not here.
They go up.
Maybe.
I'll go take it to the peep.
No, don't go up there.
It could be waiting in.
Don't go up there.
That way.
That way.
We're good.
We're safe.
We're safe.
It's all clear.
Yeah, that dingalaw, they.
Goose up teeth.
They're lurking.
They're lurking the shadows
Why oh wait hold up. Hold up. We're trying to focus up. We're trying to focus up
One moment
No, that was about to say I just gotta play it safe gotta play it safe
I'm taking space move forward
That's what I work best. I've got two two grenades
She layla steaky
We're doing really good we're doing really good
A little bit of group that would be with them. Here we go. Perfect
Not in the fish of fight, no it isn't a fish of fight
Here we go the big pole fight that's an official pie fight right? Yeah
I'm right right here.
Watch out one.
Nice shot.
I'll hit another one.
Take your gun.
Watch out, then.
Oh!
Get out of here, clicker!
Ooh.
No, don't be afraid for you, big man.
For you big man
Was the other one out what do you call to?
We did that was the other one is that him
No, no, no, no, no, yes me front door. I could both one right there. Oh, there he is
What are you doing here? Oh
They're homeless
I agree I agree I agree voice changes that means they evil these are bad bad evil
people
Who's that?
Who's that?
Look, see, be careful.
There could be enemies encroaching on our location.
These guys had nothing. They were pores.
Yeah, they've got a hairpin for.
Oh my God. They're mad up.
Am I good? You want it?
No, no, I'll take a force a little bit more goop
Why should be so poor?
Oh
I'll take that I'll take that just have attachments
Yeah, and it's a goal. Oh
Very nice. Good fine
Extra fit on this guy a full five. Oh, I'm dying
Right there
Put that right down there like it do.
I have an idea.
Let's leave.
I'm gonna hatch you, Koji.
You take one of the new ones.
Do you, I just realized, I think a code snap is the only event where hatch keys are open,
isn't it?
Yep.
Everything every single person we killed that actually
Paul is losing is Paul is in the fight
Yeah, honest, I mean dude supposedly it's like super cringe
We mean
Like they're not even punch each other in the face. There's doing like body punches and shit. Oh
Try to soften them up. Yeah. Yeah, there just know what it's like
It's mostly everyone's just what a Jake Paul is losing the beginning and then the Rocky music starts going on
and he like takes over the fight at the end.
Honestly, I just bet-
Wax on, wax off.
I just put a unit on the fight to go the distance.
But if it's cringe, no one's gonna get knocked out, right?
Oh, I don't know.
Fake fight.
Oh, just Jake's running away.
Dude, I thought it couldn't be a fake fight.
It isn't like an official MMA something, something
who's he do's he that goes on the records?
I don't think you're allowed to fake those. I think that's illegal.
Because of the bedding and the stuff. Right? And the Hoosy-Doozy?
Un-Sanctioned.
What's that mean?
I don't even know who this Anthony guy is. Anthony is thoroughly-
Why are you fucking massive?
Yeah, dude, I saw yeah
Mr.. Attack
That's who's who's winning me at this exact moment if you have to pick one Anthony Joshua or mr.
Jake Paul. Who's winning this exact moment? Wait, that Anthony guy's a former heavyweight champ.
Is that true? Anthony. Anthony's winning. Anthony's winning. It sounds like.
Yo, Tia, I'm telling you, I've never been into sports when I would, I've got a hunch.
I've never had a gut feeling like this. I think Jake should have won. I've got a hunch. I've
I've got a hunch.
He's like a retired.
David and Goliath.
The viewers are the ones losing.
Not wrong there.
Not wrong there.
I'm gonna throw my light bulb in my project.
I need three of them. Perfect.
Driven in the hot tub, gentlemen. Driven in the hot tub.
Spreading out from hitting, shoot the map.
Oh, give me one quick spell. Give me one quick spell. Almost ready.
Almost ready now. I'm also going to take my money before we go in.
Mmm-mmm. Tell this bad boy
and put that away like you do.
I'm gonna bring this in, put that right there, sell that, sell this bad boy, and then we got
some more shotgun ammo like you do.
You know what they should do?
You know what I should get the most views on YouTube?
Jake Paul versus any random ten old people they can find in a scene I own.
Like seriously, you may think that he'd win easily, but like they can strategize
and come up with a plan together be like one of them empties his cloths to me back on them while the other one punches
them in the right hook and come up
mm-hmm maybe
Maybe yes, I pay to see I pay that's something I that's something pay-per-view I would buy I've never bought a pay-per-view before
I
Canes walkers legal I say every every
Second old person gets a cane the other five have to do Jake Paul raw or fight Jake Paul raw in come on
This is the invention ten canes. I don't think that would I think that'd be too much five canes
split amongst ten old guys and if someone and if one of them can't walk
without him you can just lay down and wait for a bet until it's his turn to
use the cane.
Come on.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, that'd be fair.
That'd be fair.
Oh.
It could last to be worse.
Now let me give you a little bit more talking about.
Oh.
a little bit of this here we go where's the second ammo mr. chicken oh I don't
have a space I'm just gonna buy it I'm not trying to fool with on that thank you
lady oh I did you did not respond we're still waiting for that response
here we go all right now we ride
They threw a combined 34 punches in round three is that a lot or little is that a lot or little?
That sounds like a little I'll see if I'm if I'm fighting someone
You do my best
The how long are the rounds how long are the rounds?
We're like two minutes if I was fighting someone we think
Yeah, that's a little I would get like ten punches in the first like ten seconds three minutes
Oh, three minutes? Yeah, you can be I'd be I'd go a couple right hooks like that. I go a couple right hooks couple right hooks and then
You know what are those ball cakes? Are you gonna kick them in the balls without legal?
Is that that's gotta be illegal that would be that'd be an instant kale right there. Are you allowed to do that?
Do you do by accident?
It's illegal it's illegal what if you do my action though is that kind of KO
You get a warning oh gotcha gotcha. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. That's make sense. Oh, she waited you ready to game
But what oh
Oh
Oh, Mr. Gaming Mr. Filthy my mother's life was good man. Good. Ah, man
And Mr. Puppey my mother's life was good man. Good. Ah, man
Good lad. He do good lad. He dies
Me see you boy. I think what she did
Let's ride
I
Read a rumble cozy
Jake's gassing out is he
One that possess
Um, 10.45, not too late for a cocktail, right?
Nah!
Heeeeeee!
It's never too late for a cocktail.
You know, actually, in the Empire of Genghis Khan, all of his subjects had to get together
at 1.30 in the morning.
It was a little different back then, so he was like, midnight for us, and drinking
cocktail together.
Is that a thing?
No, I made it up.
But that'd be cool.
That'd be super cool.
Yeah, it would.
If it wasn't for all the horrible things he did to all the villagers he pillaged, it'd be like pretty sick.
Yeah, I don't know who that is, but...
Who do gankers con is?
No.
There's not one Pokemon.
Isn't it? Pokemon?
He's not a Pokemon dumbass!
He's a... like a guy who...
His story's open.
I don't know why he did.
That story's open. It doesn't spawn open.
I felt like I did this for a second.
Are you sure this doesn't spawn open?
this is about open yep that does not spawn open
he's in there hello don't walkie-talkie we're good we're good okay up there
Genghis Khan was a guy who had like I think like two million dudes and they
all fought for him and they were like fur coats and then when he died he took
Eskimos no not Eskimos no that's Alaska so
the
What Genghis Khan did when he died is he didn't want anyone finding his body so he took four Genghis Khan priests
I don't know what the religion was but they were like priests and like ten dudes and they ran off into the desert and they buried him
And then the priests killed the ten dudes that carried his casket
And then when the priests got back out of loyalty the priests killed themselves
But no one would ever find his body
It's a she's it's too strange to story
Really he had so much sex oh shit you guys you guys
You did so much fucking I don't even know where I'm shooting I got I forgot
I
See my seatbelt for lunch, okay hold on hold on. I'm going up. I'm going up. It's your job doing fit
He's my oh my god, he's right here
Oh my god.
No one got one nice other ones under me one. Oh good work
We're cooking we are cooking tonight. He's got three children aids
Another team is mere little dude. They were down zip by the way that team that was in that door
Where you're dying his own you're dying his own you're dying his own this isn't fortnight dumbass
We're not going to missy my eyes over here and opening crates for a gold star. I am dying to the cold
Okay, you know that you know
Down low where I'm like that door doesn't spawn open
No
Door that I said
They were down the zip line
Okay
No, they're not!
Now they'll be paying them first!
This isn't a warm spot!
We gotta get inside set!
To-to-to-towers!
Quick!
I'm inside, I'm inside, I'm safe.
Phew, that was a close one.
That was a close one.
Jake is hurt.
Is he?
That's what my brother is telling me.
You do timeouts in MMA?
You let him timeout?
Right before he, like, my opponent went through a crazy bunch of just time-out.
They'd throw us out of this whole mojo.
What if you call a timeout as he knocked you down
and before you touch the ground you go timeout?
on the ground a box I'm going in yeah yeah behind you oh
oh do not kill me oh we just suck himself what an idiot oh my god oh
oh need to jump, need to jump
oh good work, good work
fuck you
towards the front, towards the front, get inside, get inside
one full dead, two full dead, two full dead
I'm on it, I'm on it, go, go, go
fucking
oh shit
I'm working on it
I
Should we go down there and blast up what do you think
Ride
Down below
nice run run run run run run there's any of the same you know
share share
good share
wait there's only one there's only one right here right here
what is that guy doing?
are you kidding me that guy comes down to zip and thirst when he's
I miss every shot that just threw me off the fucking that's my fault. Those guys weren't goofing around those guys when business you see that
No, I'm T. I did a backwards 180 LeBron James Trigonade, and he'd still didn't die. He was determined
Those guys were crazy those guys were crazy. Let me take out my money
Let me just get my money, let me see how close we are to five million.
4.578, we're still only 422 away.
We're getting close.
I can almost smell it close, you were on the verge.
Do not come.
We're almost there, we've got to keep chugging.
Can you give me one more, closeie?
Can you give me one more?
But yeah, but yeah, I just missed every shot on that guy was not expecting that was pretty bad
Yeah, 204 for a good bit Jake is dead. He's on the ground that jigs dead. You get knocked out. Did you got knocked out? I
Fucking do it
wrong
K.O. Well, well, it's fine. Okay, wait. Lights over K.O.
Well, whee. I was wrong.
Nah, it was T.K.O. Round six.
Damn. Well, I bet it went to this and said, fucking, peanut. What?
That's why you don't bet.
you told me the cowboys were a lock like two weeks ago and they got their
ass destroyed yeah it's not my fault that that's her to down and tell her
he's out cold is there any chance they can wake him up with some water
we are you allowed to wake back up or is that it no that's it what if you
wait back up in like two seconds
His head will be it. I mean everyone was saying Jake was just getting absolutely destroyed
Well he's gone
Now I want to see it. Yeah, well you want to see a
Bloody knocked out guy. No, no, I want to see him get knocked out. Oh
Now they were allowed to put that on the screen. We're planning to watch that on private time in the last time I said
I think so I think it's like I don't know how how illegal why the same is like
like I think it's a pretty big deal it's like fraud the tax evasion but that's
hilarious
It's a month no, okay. Well, it's bad. I need to legal. I need to legal
Little bit of goo
Here we go
The copyright lies copyright
I hope that thing is boring as fuck. Oh
Is it boring? Oh
What are you asking me for I didn't know I was been here with you the whole time. Yeah, sure
Yeah, well, I think it is one shit one sip of tequila and I'm hammered
I see this is our forefathers intended
Balance all things should be
I'm always ready. I got I got truck to mr. Chicken for a bit more goop. Here we go. Perfect
Here we go, and we'll get one of these bad boy from mr. Siney
You need something.
I say this is cause to celebrate, Clungsy.
What do you think?
Fuck, I'm in.
Cheers, boys!
Cheers!
Take me away.
Take me away.
Let me tell you, Mr. Clungsy, it's the vector of the gods.
The vector of the gods.
We had cars, and we had planes and stuff,
but the world wasn't right until they made alcohol.
People got a lot kinder.
They come out a lot kinder.
Just imagine, Kyle,
half a handle deep, 17th century.
Wife beat her on.
Two monsters deep.
Picture that for a moment.
Picture that for a moment.
Cinema.
Mr. Kind.
Mr. Gives Out Kinders a Lot.
Professor kind.
Alright, I'm gonna go. Let's ride
What
What is 1000% better than alcohol, maybe if you're a communist
Antico see I'm telling you we takes an innocent American loving
Man! One toke off the doinkr and he's talking about he's talking about he's
talking about socialized health care, fornate, all that shit.
You're talking about? No I agree. No I agree. Exactly. One toke. One toke is all it takes
before you lose him. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly.
Let's ride. The devil's lettuce. The green goo.
Well, I can't do it, man. The evil stuff.
Try it one twice. Try to smoke a weed twice. Doesn't work.
Yeah, smoke weeds sometimes. I just did it.
Do you don't get it like anxiety or anything?
No, I do. I do. I just, what I do is I handcuff myself to my desk so I don't start.
Oh
Yeah, if the bugs are in my eyes, I gotta get them out. I'll get them out
Uh, I spoke that I would smoke that fake gas. You're talking about that that that fake stanky
Once they have the vape stores
I keep up my last vape store visit
No, the guy behind the counter. Yeah, dude. Who was you? No, no, you know, well, no, you know
That was me. That was a Pokemon store in LA. He was blasting AI Mr. Crab's rap for the whole store
Let's ride
That's right!
Oh, Mr. Barry, Mr. Broken Arrow, Mr. Royce, good man, good, ah, man!
Good lad, he do's get a lad, he dies.
He's a good boy.
He's a good, he's a good gentleman.
He's a good boy.
Big Paul Oz, yes, we heard in a hilarious fashion, a hilarious fashion.
You, maybe my gut was wrong, Mr. Clogs.
Yeah, I didn't know Jake Paul was going to lose.
I thought he was going to post something out of his butt.
I'm telling you.
I bet influenced by you cuz I'm like you know you're right. He's not gonna get knocked out
The blaze you ever got knocked out never
Well, he says that streamer lock your time out. Yeah, yeah, like obviously he should lose
He's facing a mountain of a man
Yeah, whoever designed that on Jake scene
Yeah, fuck it anyway.
Wildman wasn't the fucking best.
I could have swore my gun told me he was going to pull some out of the woodworks.
That's what I thought.
Call me impressed, call me impressed.
I've got one trigonade.
Steve Foster.
I
Can we get some up the who's you do see to be kill?
Take this reason for Josh's pee pee is that allowed is you're not do that get me in there get me in there
Oh my god, what's your name was taken? My name is Josh
But okay good thinking
I've got to be think by the way a little bit slow.
You always forget to bring a friend then.
Sometimes I've got friend.
Wait, where are you? Hurry up.
I'm over here. Give me some time. Don't you rush me. Give me some time.
Someone died where we swaned.
Yeah.
Maybe his perpetrators will come over yonder we can we can blast them take double the goop
Okay, I'm trying to find out where this new major exploring this
Oh the major is here
Yeah
And where is he
Yeah, guys, where the hell is the major cat? I haven't seen him once
My bungalow told me he was in the swamp
South tower
Like it's just in time just in time. What is we'd like?
They shut shut shut was yet
There they're down in that room
well let's get them give us your blind wait there could be people under us you
see a terrarium mm-hmm yeah I'm both of us that I didn't use one when I set that
up the way I see me I see we get them as we get the guys
And then we go for the evil doers down below. What do you think?
I think we're gonna get third party if we do that
Keep your eyes peeled
I'm peeping I'm peeping okay, they're gonna be
These hooligans are on here somewhere
What? Where?
Oh, go back, go back!
Go, go, go!
Wait, one shot, one shot in here.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Absolute one, absolute one shot there.
This friend should be backside.
I'll handle him, I'll handle him.
You get the, you get the far shots.
Oh, the turret was on you, by the way.
Follow me, gang.
I cracked one, site one.
Get your shit.
Oh, should we just side to the northeast?
Yeah, we just kill these guys.
Hup!
How'd you get down there so fast? Is that your zipline is that a pd1 as well mine mine mine good. It's okay
Stay close to you
I'm gonna rap right so that it has to look at me guys. I'm gonna straight in
On me I see my see
There he is
God
What the hell was that?
He had Mardi Dom or something.
He blew me right after I killed him.
They're so poor.
Ooh.
Oh my.
They're so poor.
I got a 204 from that.
Wait, what?
Where is it?
I got it.
My guy had his Fisher one, bro.
Ooh.
Better luck next time.
I killed the rich guy.
All the clue?
It's got Pandora!
And that's enough for me.
I should go to the northeast side so you can kill those other hooplots.
Wait, we go through the center and then just sprint in.
Through the Bilbissi.
Yep.
I'm inside.
You don't have to bolt that by the way.
You just-
FUKAAAAA!
I just got hit by a bomb.
Is that up in the tower?
Why is that clicker suspicious?
Is he suspicious of us?
I think so.
I think so.
Hmm.
This door's already broken in.
I'm going in!
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, I'm-
I'm- I'm- I'm juuuck!
No, I'm branched up like fire, bro.
Wall?
There's a wall, there's a wall!
Oh, nothing, nothing.
You sip water, it's just thirsty work.
I'm not gonna get granola bar with this.
I'm famous, I'm famous.
One more, babe.
War dismantled.
Lock him.
Oh, the door's open.
I'm gonna re-put up the wall so we don't get there parted.
That's it, it's okay.
I'll shut this crank up.
Keep your peepers open.
Oh, Daniel!
I'll give you that one lucky shot though
Don't you take a little bit of this I see you I missed I don't know why I'm looking after this
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly, what are you doing here, Mr. Silly?
What are you doing here, Mr. Silly?
Here, kill that one.
Yeah, that's close right there.
Oh, thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
I'm gonna maul you to death now is that chill
Well, I'm at 4.5 million things asking what the heck
No, I'm at 4.5. I've got five hundred thousand left
And I'm all you to death now
Okay, all right. I wish you nothing but the greatest lock on all of you and never say
What's he doing up? What's he doing? Get outta here! Get outta here!
I need to get back up, stinky weird. I need to get back up. You stay down. Where is that
one going? Where is that? Well we got a brother. We got a brother.
What?
Uh, uh, uh, wait.
What?
Oh, we're dead immediately.
Where did we?
Oh, my God, this isn't looking good for me.
Hey, hey, hey, guys, listen.
Listen, listen, guys, guys.
What an idiot!
Guys, guys, can I get a picture of you?
Okay.
My guys!
Good work, sir!
Excellent moves!
I've never seen that technique before!
Write that down quick!
Let's make sure we remember that one.
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
We're dead, by the way.
We could use immediate assistance with our friend go.
By the way, nice throw right there, Cloaksy.
Nice throw right there.
Yeah man, how did they get out of the roof?
Coaxie, I've seen this guy's name and I'm not thinking this is gonna go good.
No, no, no, it's gonna go good. It's gonna go good.
Oh my god.
Are we seeing the same name here?
I don't think this is gonna go good.
Thanks man.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
No, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We are good.
A little more goop.
Okay, just- No, I've got- I've got my knob on the mute button, because that guy just-
Look at the mute button.
I've got one on my deck here.
Oh, that's nice.
Wait, your CS- your CS killer! That's fine. That's fine. We'll watch. Go to-
Look at the idea! Oh, shit!
Oh, that- that went a lot cooler in my head, actually.
That went a lot cooler in my head.
My plan was to knock him off the-
I
You know what I had I'll tell you I had a really cool plan in my head. It was gonna work. I
Had it with really cool
Damn it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are
I'm sure they do got a good resume.
Is your voice alive?
What?
No, he's very dead.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, he's super dead.
Logsie, kill yourself!
In the game!
In the game!
I'm not around here, are you going to talk out here and say?
I got a survivor, but this guy's telling me to kill myself.
In the game!
Oh, in the game.
In the game.
Delivery delivery.
She won't jump, Coachy.
Yeah, she could.
They're going to hit the zip that I'm going to land on and knock them off.
That's my plan!
I came up with that!
I came up with that! That was my plan!
Yeah, I just came up with it.
What? What?
Do you see that? Do you see that?
That was my plan!
I did not come off.
It just came up with it right now.
What the hell he what the hell you're talking about
Thank you, thank you exactly exactly
All right, well I'm gonna kill myself, okay
All right, well I'm gonna kill myself. I don't know where they are, but do it ain't you cool
Yeah, do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
Do it and you're cool do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
Ray gentlemen excellent raid I
We'll get some other flippity-fab, you'll catch them on the flippity-fab, it goes. You don't need to worry
Where did those guys come from? I don't know
I didn't think you could get up top no more. Oh
You know what? Me those guys went in the room
Open the outside door then someone else zipped up top because our wall our wall was broken down
I set up that wall so they have to have
While you were reviving the enemy and got us all killed on purpose, I see what happened.
You want to count how many times I get us killed compared to you getting us killed?
Let's do that actually.
I'm the team leader.
I'm the team leader when I get us killed because we were charging valiantly into battle
not goofing around.
You're going to start keeping track on who kills who.
track of your chromosome count down to the side what's going on around here then
we'll get to the bottom of why we keep dying I bet Christmas is real awkward
wait what Christmas be awkward why would why would Christmas be awkward
is Uncle Ron coming into town ho ho ho show me your bottle
you have an uncle Ron that does that too see instead of cold it's his cock oh
Oh my god, I hope I get cold Christmas. Oh my god, Uncle Ron, Uncle Ron, stuff my stocking!
I know that guy's in this chat right now, like, these guys are creeps.
Maybe, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. One moment clue, one moment. Get a little bit of goob.
What? What?
Supposedly if you dismantle stuff it makes no sound the bug. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's what a sweet delight
What a sweet dream?
You are tea I think I'm doing a little bit bad because I don't have a granola bar in my system and come on peanuts died jade
Digenerate
Digest I just twice as fast as humans. That's why I need a granola bar
He broke his jaw supposedly his jaw. Yeah, you got punched so hard
Is that is that the you have to get your jaw soaring soaring shot to repair it
How's he gonna make you to content and film dead people
his brother sorry I keep forgetting it was his brother it was brother his
brother his brother his brother his brother um yeah sorry I keep it my bad
my bad my bad my bad I'm sorry I keep getting mixed up my apologies hmm one
moment clue one moment
All right, I'm ready. Hold up now. Hold your horses now. Hold your horses. Don't
Want to think too hasty now? We'll get too hasty on me
We'll get too hasty on me. Are you get too hasty on me?
We'll get too hasty on me now, sir
Here we go and some fined
Hey
What's the fuck I'm telling you you hear how he said hey, did you hear that you hear that?
I'm telling you right now. He's got a little more in mind and me buying bandages out of them
Oh, I see we switched up the meatjacks not even there you come on
Are you doing glitches of them?
Let's ride
lady bug lady here the best you I've seen a lot of things for a lot of joy
we have a lot of people who need to be included me oh and one you do guy you do
guy did do guy you do guy thank you on right here hold up let me choose oh
wait did he say yes he's ready to play because he said that 1106 what time is
Oh, 11-21!
Perfect.
Where's Yad?
Aw, where the hell is Jiggy at?
Come on in!
The water's fine!
Here we go.
Come on in!
BigDigBits.com!
BigDigBits.com!
You ever see that, Coachy?
No.
Can you hear that?
Eeeeeeeesss! Best advertisement I've ever seen in my life.
Best advertisement it got me hooked immediately.
Hmmmm.
In fact, we have known each other until the legendary advertisement.
Noji, come on in! BigDigBits.com!
BigDigBits.com!
You never seen that? You never seen that?
No, I've never seen that.
Oh, yeah, sweet, take that off-street, take that off-street. That's a, that's a best
advertisement, take that off-street, take that off-street.
Uh, mmmm, don't go there guys, don't go there. I don't even know if it exists, I've never
checked. Uh, but don't go there. I can't remember if it was an actual ad or just
a joke. Uh, mmmm, uh, what the hell is you doing here? Do I still need my granola
I'm ready to go get a granola bar and then take a peepee, okay?
Okay.
Let's ride!
you
Quick, be break, quick, be break.
Clokesy, you ready?
The 200 meters, you didn't wait for me?
Fuck no.
Well, I've got fit this time, so I should catch up to Lickety Split.
Hey, well, don't bring Finn.
I can bring you Finn.
Okay.
for the maitrearch as they said it was this way.
The water terrace.
I just want to find the maitrearch.
Where the hell is it?
Oh, I see it.
Really?
No way!
It's been here the whole time?
Dude, that's weird.
How did we see that last round?
Dude, I think you can do the maitrearch
and then no one can hear you once you're doing it.
Which is added stream elements and asking a question
Yeah, no, I've had that a couple times too
Good work work work work work work work
What here I hear it
I think it's through this little rock us you over here
I feel like this this would be like easier to find it. No, so I haven't seen yet. So I don't know. Oh, yeah, there it is
You we can take this easy. Yeah, I feel like this would be pretty good. I should we take it right now?
Okay. No, no, no
I hate you
Let's leave
All of you
This is a quick decisive action from the team leader close so you wouldn't get it
You wouldn't understand the team leaders decisions
The two of them way above your fake ring
Yep, honestly, you're not wrong
Same here same here
I
Mixed mine. I'm not a psychopath
It's better warm. It's better warm. That's our real man drink it. I put ice and water in it
Oh, it's just a kilo of water
My W. Oh wait, it's not a W key. It's not it's my rock. It's a rock in front of me. Oh
Reset from down below down below
I see him, I see him, you can't see him there.
Oh dingle, he's behind us, behind us.
Come on, come down, come down, come down, come down.
You little thing, you gotta go back up, go back up.
They're over there?
They're right behind us, right behind us.
Run, get him.
I just saw one on the, on the, on the rock, you see?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
There he is! There he is!
God of him!
Eat my shit! Eat my poopy!
My shit! Eat my poopy!
My shit!
Oh, dingle! Oh, dingle!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Mr. Stinky!
God, yeah!
Heal! Heal! Heal!
It's okay. I'm on it. I'm on it.
His team's gonna be coming from here.
Yeah, they just got thirsty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
Just a little bit.
No, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up.
Hold on to the fork.
Ooh.
Pushing, right now, pushing, pushing, pushing.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Yes.
That's it.
That's it.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh.
Cut.
Cut.
Cut.
No.
What?
How do you say?
You shut up.
Oh, I don't really get it.
I can take your side.
Welcome, welcome. Oh, another one, another one.
Oh my God, we're the fucking birds!
No way!
Did you see that? Did you see that?
Holy fingle.
Oh my God.
We were brought teams and the Angel Reads have all created.
We are the birds!
Who's gone when you're the Angel Reads good word?
Holy fingle.
Where's he at?
It's a check.
He's running down the cell.
Right here.
Got him. Got him. Got him.
Do we vent? Do we vent?
There's both our cracked one.
Go, go, go, go!
I know what name is careful.
Yeah, I just missed our cracked one.
Good thing, uh-oh!
Where?
Oh my God. Right here, right here.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, nice work!
Oh, you can do it again.
Oh, behind us, behind us.
All of the team, all of the team.
Run, Koji, run!
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
I'm peeing, I'm peeing.
There's another one in the smoke with you.
There's another one in the smoke with you.
other one in the smoke with you.
Right here, right here.
Oh, it's right there.
That's nice, that's nice.
I'm looking for the other one.
I'll keep on seeing him.
Oh, nice work!
Look in!
We're gonna finish these men off quick.
We're gonna come all the way.
We're looking for one.
Oh my god, I'm dead
Perfect he's right there. I could use a quick revive if you've got one. Oh you better click on you
Oh, what a sweet delight.
Got you. I'm watching, watching.
He's farting on you.
Right here, right here.
Yep. You suck at the rock.
You can't move.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Come, come, come.
Another team.
We're back.
Go South West. Go South West.
I cracked one.
They just got rolled up on a different team.
I'm healing up.
Oh
Good job come on go go go smoke one sound one sound in smoke
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
There's one. There's one. I love you. We have to send it. We have to send this.
We need to get out of here.
No!
Eat my shit.
Eat my poop.
I need heals.
Hurry!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Work again.
Somebody's heals.
You turn it.
Oh my god.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
He wants to give me his van and he lets me live.
Take his life.
Is that it?
Nothing?
I'm done!
Take that man's life right now!
I'm out of defense, I'm out of defense, I'm out of defense.
Die you motherfucker!
No, no, no, no, let me get a deeper...
No!
It has to be done.
We're too deep in this.
We're too deep.
We're too deep.
Can you get it?
Goop.
We got to be done!
It has to be done!
We're too deep in this! We're too deep! We're too deep!
Can you a bit of goop?
Now's not the time for nice and easy!
So what the fuck I just did?
He would have fucking nutted.
Got some extra fin?
I don't know.
Anybody healing?
Oh, I hear you.
Fuck you, sir.
Fuck you.
I'm coming to kill you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no.
Fuck you.
I'm.
Damn it.
Pull your gun out.
No, I...
Pull your gun out, damn it.
Come at peace.
Damn it.
Pull your gun out so I can pull your face off.
No.
Here.
A present.
A present.
A present.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
You're good.
Godfinger.
Godfrey, sir.
You've been a goof.
Thank you, sir. That's a very kind gift, good sir.
Very kind gift.
Love you, too, good sir. Thank you, good man.
Got some zip lines. Not too shabby.
I love that.
I don't care.
Oh, I thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
It's a kind man right there.
All in a clue.
Yeah, we still have all those dead bodies on the hill, by the way.
We weren't finishing Minof quick enough.
I think a couple of them crawled away.
No way.
I was finishing Minof left and right, but I couldn't handle them all at once.
what we just did it was fucking insane
Night work
another day another dollar another day another nickel
another day in the office another day in the office
I mean we killed two guys here where they go across to across the way
Mm-hmm, and then two on and then four on the hill
Well, there was two right yonder and then two up here two on the hill there and then three on the hill
Where these guys croft to?
I think they just gave up. I don't see no one
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
I just passed them
Yeah
We're
That's the body
Yeah
You're on this hill. We triple headshot of other hill
You know it was all the goop ad I
Actually don't know where they both of these guys went
Rocketeers aggro on someone down there
Here's all the goop at
Go to the top of the hill
Here's our goop
I'm gonna go back and get the original guys and then we'll figure out we'll figure all this out. Oh, here's one
There's something something not much
We're all just extract
I doubt they caught all the way to the extract that seems to be a new request we we killed those guys so early
You'd have to be quite voracious
To go all the way to that extract
Not really it's right next to it
No
Fuck oh
We should we're taking the meat shark
Who's taking the meat shark?
Yeah, really that guy okay. No, we're missing two it's okay on yeah, yeah
Mission two guys here and two guys there yes
Oh, I'm well hot.
Oh, clickers, clickers!
Get out of here!
Hmm.
If I was horrible and I died immediately, where would I go?
Hmm.
There's Vengs down there.
I remember seeing that rock earlier and that rock.
A clue.
Yeah, what about a bush?
We should check bushes.
Whether there's the guy that I killed
while he was begging for his life.
Another clue.
Hmm.
I
missionary
Die on me now, dude
I'll come take a little peep perhaps
You peep couldn't hurt
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir. A little bit of goop.
There's Stitcher 4 here. Really? Yeah. Well I'll take that. There's a
Pharaoh 4 as well. Gnostic, right? This guy's not a goop. A little bit of goop.
who are these people
I sent your four on this guy and a ferro for
a guy of height
I said anything
we're still missing four people on me or no
yes yes yes
you're talking about the people that we triple tap
Over there.
Yeah, we triple tap.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I tried to stop the photographs.
A purple one.
What?
What purple one?
A purple shotgun silencer there.
Oh.
I could use that.
Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, yes, I can't.
No, I can't.
Yes, I can't.
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
Yes, no.
No, I can't.
You keep that.
OK.
Maybe they're actually taking the meat shark.
You hear that?
Yeah.
to go kill him you know we should go find some where the fuck these guys
called off to I think he's let out broke as we pushed over and I heard them go
yeah yeah what okay okay right there right there um
Venus starts at 2,200 eaves. There's so much loot. Oh!
JG, what are you doing out there? Get in here, JG!
Cozy, where are these people at?
No.
Then we had to double meet mayonnaise, water burgers, sandwiches, I'm sorry, I have to die of eaves.
You can't have it.
you know, you know, feel the rumberland.
You're here.
OK.
Do the rumberland.
Yeah, bro, I think these guys called the extract.
Hmm.
You don't way they called the extract.
They'd be impossible.
No, I think they called the extract.
No, that'd be impossible.
It was so far.
No, they were right here.
This is what I was talking about, bud.
No, that's the extract. It's 75 meters away from where we're going.
Let's say we're fast like leopards.
No. Are you an idiot?
Whoa!
A brand to this extract.
Maybe they were fast like leopards.
Okay.
Dude, someone's taking the mage on me. She's gonna kill him.
You too, Max, you're good.
We killed a hundred people.
Oh, yeah, but there's more good to be gotten!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're just like a little peep.
You about that close you just like a little people
When you're right you're right close you little people never heard anyone I mean I've asked you never heard anyone
That's what I say
Well, I have eight on my shield the other extra shield. What got that guy?
That would be guy. Mm-hmm
You next to my chance
25 yeah here. Oh, thank you sir. Oh
Oh, you see the sword's foul.
Are people actually doing this?
Sound like it.
It's a little pee.
It'll pee if you've never heard anyone.
They're doing it from the hatchery.
What does that mean?
well there's a hatch okay next to the hatch is a room oh
hatch room okay although you said tower by the middle of the map next to the looting garage
we should leave because that rocket here's on my same load
no we gotta get these guys they've got goo no no no no no no they're the right there look
No, no, no, no, that rocket here is going to kill him.
If I can first.
Lock in.
Because she's just a coach of little people.
Little people.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that rocket here is on.
Come on, coach, come on, a little game, a little game.
Oh, no, no, that rocket here is on.
It's more good to be content.
It's not the fat, slow one like Tim, just wait.
No, because, dude, the Ark are going to literally look at you in aggregate.
And then and then after that happens then the fuck in here's gonna agree
Chance or maybe dude it's not even smoking they can't do this
Maybe they just are they're like doing it slow like to save the moment
You're tickles he's alone in that building is his body's over there some yonder I should be going there we
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You know, if he's taking this long to do that extract, he's probably homeless.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, there he is.
What the hell is he up to?
Is he up to?
What is he doing?
What was the plan there?
Is there a part two?
peanut do you understand wait this guy's problem I see you later stinky man
I'll go finish off the other guy told you little candy could hurt now we got
more good to get these guys had vans and renegades these guys are ass hell yeah
they did where you think you're going mr. stinky you're not going nowhere
This is these guys are trying to do the
I'm in a bus you can't see me
It's on you
It might be so much here. They might be so much here. Oh my god to me
Hit the body at the bottom
You want to
excellent
Oh yeah you see that closey you see that now instead of 180,000 I've we got a lot
of extra group for those guys you know we got a lot of extra group if we hadn't
hit that you wouldn't have had as much goop as we have now it's a month it's
always worth it to go after a little extra goop never hurts
excellent work out there boys excellent work
Yeah, put on an ADK way better than put on an ADK.
Sheesh!
Digi, welcome in!
Help.
What's up, guys?
How are you on this fine day?
Help.
Pretty good, pretty good.
What are you saying?
Help.
We've been doing great tonight.
What are you talking about, Coach?
Are you a madman?
I want to bash my head into a wall.
In game, of course.
We have seven concussions you've been doing something freaky over there you freak.
Wine mormon, wine mormon.
How much money you need?
Well we're actually getting really close, we're actually really close.
Oh heck yeah.
We're actually really close.
I'll take you here just to sort this out.
You have stuff for him too, right?
No, I gotta get it organically.
I gotta get a hand out.
I need this.
I need to prove to myself that it can be done.
I told Chad, I was like, when the snap event came in,
I was like, I think Tina can get it.
No one believed me.
They called me stupid.
They called me an idiot.
They called me fat.
They said my dad wouldn't return.
They called me a piece of shit.
Please, there hasn't.
They called, well, he hasn't,
but that's not important.
They called me a bad player.
Now look at me now.
Look at me now on the cusp!
The cusp!
Of five billion space dollars.
You see that?
You see that?
Yep.
Huh!
Said it couldn't be done, said it couldn't be done.
One moment.
Where am I?
I don't know.
You know, Kloxy, through all our trials and tribulations, it's really shown me that not
only are you a team player, but you're a great friend.
Thanks, man.
God!
Sing!
Sing!
God, yeah.
You walked into that one.
One moment, gentlemen.
One moment.
Let me organize my group.
Yeah, I gotta go.
I gotta walk in the boat, fish.
Ah, can't forget that.
Gotta keep myself healthy.
I just don't have enough room.
We sell these bad boys.
There we go.
We'll grab a blue shield for Mr. Chicken.
We do a quick veninator count. I was like to do one per day. Keep my inventory 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Oh my, we're down veninators. It was 13 times 4.
I thought we had more yesterday, I thought we had 62 you had 70 today but remember you
ran out of space and I told you oh I recycle I remember I remember okay we still got a stock
we still got a stock yeah you're so fine we're still cooking we're still cooking let me
You take how much money I've got.
We're already at the 4.672 million.
4.67676767.
We're only 328,000 space dollars away.
We're on the cusp, we're on the cusp of greatness.
You hear that, Gigi?
Wait, what, sorry, what, what?
We're on the cusp of greatness.
Really?
4, 4.672 million.
Space Dollars!
The Reef!
Not too shabby, not too shabby!
You could do it tonight.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Get in here, J.G.
That's right.
Oh, it's my jam! It's my jam!
It's my jam!
I mean I never said I didn't love it, cause the couple holes in my heart so fucking,
And with all the chemicals worn out
They're falling too far, falling too low
I can't go and get through, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, come on
I can't go and get through, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, come on
And I'm having a good time
This is the end of the world
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
How do I hide my time in game?
You have to, he gave like a seven page essay on how to do it.
I just had.
Sorry. Sorry.
Eeeeeeep!
Wait now.
Eeeeeeep!
Wait now.
Be clashing!
The greatest warriors at Bluegate!
What's the hold up over here boys? I was asking how do I hide of my uh my in-game time? Oh
Well, you can't do it with my method
Unfortunately, okay
Well because it requires a plug-in and I have to go find the name of it
You have to download it me and restart OBS on this up. You know what I'm talking about?
But what we can do is hide on screen and then I'll show you how to do it later on, okay?
Doing behind the time tonight, it shows up on the map anyways.
Okay.
It shows up on the map anyhow.
So we're all good there.
We're all good there.
Okay, I just wanted to make sure we're fine like I don't want to.
Mr. George, Mr. Dandy, Mr. Sob, I want to say thank you.
Mr. Diggy, I want to say thank you.
Mr. Dandy, Mr. Sob, I want to say thank you.
Mr. Diggy, I want to say thank you.
I want to take a sip of one good man good ah man!
And Mr. Weedam, I want to take a sip of one good man good ah man!
Now let's...
RIDE!
I'm in the underground tunnels, there should be a lot to learn there for my own design.
I
Think you boys we see gentlemen and how you doing clicks how you doing big man? How you doing?
How you doing? How you doing? This is a I know it's not you just stupid. I made that myself your stupid bitch. Fuck you
He just said
I mean
Maybe you never know
How you doing clicks? How you doing? How you doing?
I forgot my extended mag.
Oh my god.
Don't have your head in the game.
No.
Amateur hour.
You hear this lady closey?
I'm slacking.
I'm slacking.
You're very unprofessional.
What do you think?
What do you think?
I just...
Let me go sit in the bush and get a beverage.
Wait, close seat.
Oh, he's gone.
Uh...
I don't think you can hide in time.
What do you think you'll do that another day?
Uh...
Uh...
Two minutes,
and what the fuck?
Uh...
Now we gotta wait for Mr. Cloaksy to get on back and we'll be right in the thick of
Battle. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh, well, you can buy the granola, Bob.
Relatious granola, Bob.
Who the hell are these guys?
What the hell? Get out of here, you stinkies! Get out of here, you stinkies! Get out of here!
What the hell? What are you guys?
Who the- Oh, there's another team! On top! Oh my God!
Oh!
Hey!
What's happening?
What's happening?
Stop him!
Oh, no! I'm sorry!
Oh!
Goddamn it! I'm sorry!
Come on, come on, come on. One more shot.
Hey!
He's right here.
It's your turn.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Oh, come on.
Oh, he's a quick little bugger.
I got him every day, Zed.
Nice.
Come on, get under!
I'm going to drag him.
I'm going to drag him.
I lost him.
I can't see.
Dead?
Dead.
Dead.
Where's the other team?
Where's the other team?
I'll be under.
I'll be under.
I'll be under.
One more down, one more down!
Nice, he's in!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Got him!
Nice!
More, more, more, more, more!
Shit!
Too easy!
Too easy!
These Clankers get out of here!
Dude, are you fucking kidding?
and talk to the clickers.
Got them.
Don't need to worry, don't need to worry.
I have a nuclear split.
What happened?
Where are these guys at?
I'm 32, but they're crawling.
There's one over yonder.
We gotta find their calling.
There's one in this bush.
Yeah, cause I killed one right here, so I don't.
Is one running next to me right now?
I don't know.
Oh.
I mean, we are.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Go, go, go.
You're going to send a cop down.
We're down. We won. How'd you get down?
Got him. Now he's down. Now he's down.
Knocked in. Again.
Hey, there.
Knocked him.
He won.
I'm getting shot from behind.
Oh, it's the end for me. It's the end for me.
Oh, it's one job.
I got him. I got him.
Shit, where's my- oh my god.
It's not opening. I got him.
The future, the future.
Oh, who put down the hatchet?
This is not easy with a 20 round mag on this thing.
Where's the other hooligans coming?
Uh, northeast.
Is it okay?
I don't know. These guys are all just crawled, by the way.
Little bit of goo?
Little bit of goo?
Why does this guy have light ammo, but not a light ammo gun?
What?
That's weird.
Yeah, uh, I know what I'm gonna do this guy. Oh my gosh. He had a mag. Oh my goodness. Let's go
I need medium ammo. I'm missing a lot of bodies. All right
Okay, now I have a 30 round my egg. Good work. I
See three bodies. There should be what like nine. Yeah, yeah
I'm telling you a perk, a perk I like to see people call in the way, I don't know.
I know it would be quite sublime, unfortunately I don't own an inbox, I don't know why you're
telling me this is it.
Oh wait, four bodies, four bodies.
That's four, we need five more.
Keep your peepers open.
It's just he has a bomb cat?
You got a bomb cat?
Yeah, I got one in.
Yeah!
It's six bodies. I got another one.
It's only three...
Three left.
And a lemon.
I would trade you one lemon for that bomb cat.
Take it or leave it. The deal only lasts five seconds.
It's my main gun!
What else have I got to my supposed to use?
Bye.
I have two more bobcats in my stash if you want to use one.
Oh, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you.
And you did that to your boy, that's a damn good deal!
I heard you yelling so I couldn't get a cocktail.
Oh well probably a good thing. There was nine big brawlic men ready to violate us
I'm gonna go make one now. Okay, okay, does it stay?
Behind you, I'm only seeing six bodies if I anymore
One, two, three, four, five, then close you, follow down here, six, and then one right
here, so seven, wait one right where?
In the bush right here.
Oh, I kind of like, I kind of like, I kind of like, oh, okay.
Six.
So we're missing three people.
Mm-hmm.
Is that one close he was talking about see if he left any good group on him
There's no way they crawled away that
Story, yeah quick little bonus. I mean there was a lot going on. I couldn't see nothing. It was the Blamin I
Don't know. Wait, did we get these two guys over here? Oh, yeah
Yeah, mm-hmm Pete you just killed me. I'd like my renegade for back
I think we quickly this I like but another one pussy
We're missing three guys cuz you should wish to handle them.
I mean they probably went just down to this patch to be honest.
Per maybe, per maybe, but what if they did?
That's a good question.
Oh, a Jupiter! There's a Jupiter here!
It's a fucking planet!
You two Jupiters!
What are the chances?
I'm losing my last fit.
What?
I'm gonna do a quick reset.
Alright, well, I'll drop that in our posh yo-over.
Oh! Squall?
Thank you, sir.
Alright, you wanna the Faro 4 too?
I'm in the funny.
You open that? Genji is across the fucking map.
Hey, gentlemen!
Hey, gentlemen!
Genji isn't making it.
Hey, I have a hack.
Genji isn't making it.
Yeah, I know, but now it's like...
Join me, the waker.
I
Knew you had another hatch keepers to go see come on
Don't you fool around me? Don't you fool around me? I knew you had another one. I was just
Foofing I was just goofing
Yes, three Bobcats
and I cannot get it out of my head.
It's so stupid.
Yeah.
And it pisses me off.
Exactly.
I can't stop saying I got bugs in my eyes and bugs in my skin.
Yeah.
It is a delectable song.
Oh.
I am a songbird of the generation.
Maybe not.
I've got bugs in my eyes.
I've got bugs in my skin.
Bugs in my eyes.
Bugs in my skin and bugs in my eyes. I've got bugs in my skin
Or crack rocks. I've got bugs in my eyes
You got that
Thank you, Genji. You see that cloak see you see that you see that
It'd be nice. We should kind land
Fuck yeah. Oh
Oh please wait I might be mean on purpose.
Oh my God he's mean, he's mean, he's mean, he's mean.
Quick bend the bowber.
Who said that, who said that, who said that?
Hey who said that?
Who's fighting him?
Who said that, find him.
Oh my who's fighting him?
Find him quick find him!
Hold on, I'm up.
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck I got in his mouth.
What who said that, who's it?
What the hell?
Oh shit what the fuck?
Oh my god flickers being who said that, who's it that, who's hey man?
Where are all these, where are all these voices coming from?
What the fuck brother?
What the fuck?
Oh my god oh my god oh my god.
Put him in a Batman suit and tape him to the ceiling fan while you spin on him.
Oh, who the hell is- What the? Who's saying this? Who's saying all this?
Who said that?
Mark, find out who said that! Mark, find out who said that in Phantom!
Mark, find out who said that in Phantom!
Oh my God. Someone is messing with us or something.
She's Louise.
Don't do that.
Next Wednesday at 3.30pm at 1421 Joshua Street Lane.
Don't do that. Don't do not-
Do not be there with a roll of duct tape in the Batman suit. Do not be there. Oh my
Let me sell my lemon, you know lemon sell for 640 space dollars pretty lucrative pretty lucrative
That's my address good, that's the meat of spot of the Batman suit ready
time for the rat maze no it's not time for the rat maze do we pull out in
extreme circumstances okay I'm good to go yes ready of course you might bring in
a group with a little fendt
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
I think she's there.
No problem.
My god.
Let's ride!
I'm gonna take a super serendipitous.
You guys mind?
Nope.
Can we hide the screen?
Yeah.
Right here. Right here.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Oh.
Oh, Hatski.
No, no, we don't need that.
We don't need that.
Oh
Is your PC collab worth it?
But you don't have to buy the PC.
Honestly, I think it's...
I love building PCs.
Me?
Well, nowadays I really have a lot of time, so I just buy it from Starpoint.
But to be honest, dude, that shit...
I know I'm a little biased because it's mine, but I think those, the case and the
mouse pad and the others...
I think that shit looks cool as hell.
You worked a lot on that.
I worked with- on those pers- well not me working with it, but like, I worked with the
artist, made adjustments over and over again stuff.
We worked good on that!
That was- that's cool stuff, that is cool stuff.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ahhhh.
You play talk every day?
Yeah, very soon, very soon, very soon!
Uh.
I'm thinking so loud.
Oh, let's... RIDE!
You
There's already a dead guy here guys look
You who reached out to me recently coaxing
The call of duty marketing team
Hey, who'd you say? I did I hear a static in my ear. I don't know why the call of duty marketing team
Well, they said they said they said
They wanted to work with me, which I have made fun of calling duty. I can't even count how many times
I'm honestly the only thing making me want to do it is so that a bunch of people on Twitter get super angry about it
He doesn't be that angry. They did the same thing for fortnight, too. You know peanuts always talk mad shit about
Fortnight and then and he goes off and takes a sponsor for it. He's he's selling his soul
I'm playing video games for money, all right?
Sue me.
Send me straight to the 13th circle of hell and fuck my ass.
All those people that are getting mad at you would honestly take the deal too.
Honestly, I'm thinking about doing it, not even for the money this time.
Just for the sheer rage of the pussies on Twitter.
Just for the sheer rage.
I'm gonna jump check this
It's clear
Could be people on the other side much are they offered well they haven't given off another thing
So they want to talk
Taco Bell minute to read a local soccer six of them
But you got six to Rio's locals tacos no no no no a night at night of drinking now
Don't you worry, Clogsy, I'm on the way!
Oh, financial...
What happened?
Oh, my...
What is happening?
What are we doing?
Well, help!
Oh my god.
Help.
Dude.
The zipped on the other side.
Oh my.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
Go back.
Go back.
They said but they said but thank you, J.G.
Thank you, J.G.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, J.G.
Thank you, J.G.
Don't do it again.
Go.
Go.
Oh my gosh
Highly doubt I mentioned it a second time
Yeah, that I think those odds you take those odds other damn good odds
I'm good
I thought we go
I'm scared
follow me gang did you be ready with the deep end I'm hitting the dingle I'm
hitting the dingle I have to prove to myself I have to prove myself that it's
still possible because you hit the dingle you know how to hit the dingle
no I don't know how to hit the dingle it's easy it's easy oh my dingle dingle
You know, Dingle, Dingle.
Watch me do it first, watch me do it first.
Just do a couple of these.
Alright?
Get a couple of these, and spin around three times!
Step on your left foot, don't forget!
I only have one d-dib left.
Perfect thrust.
What do you aim?
Shit.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, well, no.
So, you jump.
Thank you, J.D.
Dump around.
Three times.
Three times.
Three times.
Then you jump on your left foot.
Don't forget it.
Don't forget it.
Then, probably for the last.
Oh
We can't miss it a third time
I'm doing that right now.
You take those odds!
I take those odds!
Oh, you're damn good odds!
Are you down here eating my tacos?
Oh, good.
The W keys screwed up that last one.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it wasn't activating.
Follow me, too.
I get better at a movie.
Oh.
Follow me, Cloak Seed.
There's jumps in my not-a-movie.
I hit it perfectly.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is he doing?
Lucy, come on, tell this clanker.
What the clanker doing?
What the clanker doing?
What the clanker doing?
How did you get under there, what?
What the clanker doing?
I will free you.
Wait.
Oh, there's you.
Wait.
You're being, uh...
All right.
Okay.
Did we do it wrong?
One two three, and then a couple of these tell me where to aim spin around three times
Somebody left. Don't forget
then
Public thrust
Guys people are here. God are you here?
Too easy, right?
Someone just opened the door above. Oh easy
Are you sure?
I feel like she's making it up. Go ahead and jump off that building.
No, I swear someone's making it up. She's making it up. She's up off the building.
No, I swear I swear.
She's making it up top building.
You been trapped?
You do it or what, Cloaksy? Get your ass down here.
All right, all right.
Do it and you're cool.
Do it and you're cool.
Do it and you're cool.
Okay.
So, step around three times.
One, two, three.
Step on your left leg.
Don't forget.
Then pelvic thrust.
See!
Yes!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They set up traps. They set up traps on this side, by the way. Let's get them. But I have traps on our side.
Let's go over there and get those guys. No, no, no. Come here. Okay.
One. Okay. Yeah, we go up to the east side because we have traps on this side.
Oh good thinking you want to do the jump the fourth time yeah yeah yeah now
you're speaking my language that's we can hit it twice in a row
did you think that's us shit I'd take those odds those are damn good odds
they put a trap on the far side they're gonna be they might be sitting
they're on the head you see the turrets so you kill that clicker there no but
yeah I did he put it exposed to mine
they down yonder
Oh
We I did not realize you guys are pushing the broad James
Good LeBron the broad James
Good LeBron the broad James
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
Steve Bosnia oh
Dingle these guys are fooling around
Give us smoke. Yeah, I do. I'm gonna smoke. I'm gonna smoke right side. Okay, and then see. Oh
grenade. Oh, okay. One. She's right. Nice. Okay.
I'm sorry. Nice trap. This is throw of snitch scanning at us and didn't activated.
Are these guys gonna stop their overnates, thanks for the snitch scanner pussies. Oh
It's just get it out
What are they doing down there are they fun? Oh
My god, oh my god, I see I have a really good idea. You know you can hit the zip right here
You jump off this guy get it before I did it for no no no no no no
It's way we will kill one in a second promise
Do you think the one in the second one piece? He's dead
Well one broke one wait, what's on your break one the left?
George yeah set it back right back right
He's dead.
Where's the third one?
Where's the third one at?
He went down the stairs.
Get ready.
Another team.
Another team.
Another team.
Another team.
Another team on the far side.
Charge!
They just jumped over.
They jumped over.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
There he is.
No, no.
Two, two, two.
They're going to be above us.
Oh, okay, okay.
There, we're right here.
Where did the third one go?
Come up.
There's a full team up here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm coming up.
Go back, go back!
We don't have any more nades or anything on them.
Mike Tyson?
Maybe I'm the Mike Tyson of awkwardness as well, perhaps.
A deadline?
I found a deadline.
Oh, thank you, Diggy!
That's very kind of you. That's very kind of you.
I
Figure out a way to ask you that are small to think of anything. Yeah, that is but there are they are gonna be up there
I saw I heard him jump over. You know what I had to understand back
This is team leader business
This is I heard him jump over. This is team leader business. Stand back stand back. This is team leader business
Oh my god. They're all handsome and sexy
Oh, good work!
Charge!
Kidding, huh?
Hey, one's got a hit by it.
One's got a hit by the trap.
Is that clicker in the forest, handle?
One's on the right.
Oh, two to grenade!
Oh, my God!
Retreat!
No, one was inside your boss one, your boss one.
Oh, right there.
Go get him!
Right here.
Nice.
Other one, one comes in.
Other one.
Wait, I got him there.
Nice.
Good job.
Good job.
The blue is here.
I don't have any more.
Are you good?
Oh, I got you, I got you.
Eagle chief.
Where's the third one at?
Where's the third one at?
They're all dead.
I killed him.
He was going down over here.
Oh, nice.
He's going to live.
He's going to live.
They changed him.
They changed our-
NUKAAA!
I'M GOING END!
I killed him.
I promise.
Broke him, broke him!
I'm gonna go attack me and other team.
We're the year-goin' fool!
You're back here!
Yeah?
Stinky man.
Is that the guy?
She layish, stinky man.
Is that the guy?
Hello.
Southern Blastin'.
Oh my god!
Pritz on me, Pritz on me!
We might WT won't fucking work!
DAMN IT!
NOOOO!
I need him, I need him!
He's here, he's here!
Wait, you shut the car?
Yeah, I did, I did.
Can you put a heal in?
Why should we sneak around?
Oh, behind us!
For God! I don't-
She...rized.
Oh my god
We go oh my god, yeah, don't go out there. There's the rockets here. I know this I know this
Got me at least one more hoop
Oh, it's which I just retired.
See you now, demon.
What I go.
Oh, you're good.
Okay.
That was funny.
You probably giving him nightmares for tonight.
Is that the guy that called in?
Is that the guy outside?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's crawling back in? Yeah.
Maybe he's stupid. I have no idea why.
I have so much vent.
Holy shit. I'm actually in the market for some vent.
Got a little fit for a goopa?
Yeah, I got it. Perhaps.
For a chance. Or maybe.
Maybe
Well, I actually needed where the thing go here's something thank you sir. Thank you sir. No spray. Oh, thank you, sir
Here's a brand-new gate. Oh
My oh
That's it. It is the year of the dragon
stop. What about this guy?
Goop, goop, goop.
Little bit of goop.
Is that the fucking catch?
What? Hold on.
Follow me, gang.
You got 4.7 million space dollars.
I just said don't come up there.
I forgot to listen!
Jackass!
Oh, see you have to come up there and get your ears.
He's a peanut.
True, true, true.
Honestly, that's my fault.
Follow me, crew.
Follow me, crew.
Dude, I wonder if this is like insane.
Yo, peanut, look at this.
See boys.
What?
I wonder if this is like insane. Yo, look at this
What? Whoa, bro. That. You're crazy girl. You're crazy. You Susan get off the washing
machine. You're crazy. Did you look at Susan? Susan. You're crazy. You're crazy. Wait,
What just talked you BCO name on the other side of the screen no no and who's tease and go
He's I'm wondering why
He's Dutch go in your mouth
I
Do like that one up some of the dumb
There's some off the dough little some off the chromey dummy after much cheese little off the top little up top all right, let's ride
We move this guy missing a body. No, I got this one out here
No, there's three up top
Honestly this game
Down ten out of ten
Watching paint dry eats Call of Duty
Watching grass grow eats Call of Duty pound Call of Duty is ass
Oh my god space Jesus was camping he was he was camping he was camping on us
I mean psych, Call of Duty is the greatest game to ever exist, back me up you clumsy.
CEEEASE.
That game was fucking trash.
Sure, Call of Duty, more like Call of YAAA, more like Call of Hell YAAA, is what I say.
Call of, Call of Let's Play.
a duty that's not Colin call it duty with friends
usually we were the guys who's only eight minutes of these guys could battle
yeah for Bobcats dude I can't
Yeah
She does look right there. She's got both her right there
That's my main gun. It's the only guy. I will trade you one snitch scanner and
48 medium ammo
Well, they're both got
I'm good. Thank you very much though
Maybe next time
I'm going to the other side of your processors
I'm leaving. I've had enough of this raid. I've sucked all the nutrients out of it.
Head home at the departures hatch.
We've been hatched here, no.
Uh, we just run to the extract, right?
Yeah, enough of that. Who's doing all the kiblammon?
I'm doing all the kiblammon.
Oh.
Okay.
That's me, kiblammon.
You know what you play in sit talk college. I don't think I'd be able to sit talking about a sponsor
And some problems get the rules I need it for C4
You honestly do you know you can't like sit talking game responsible by it I
Don't know like how strict they are about the rules because every contract
I've ever like had to go do they always say don't use profanities and like
talking about fucking guys and butts
Jaina all the time. You're the whole sponsor. Nobody sees them stop me yet
You fall those rules closely I
Never have mmm. I sponsored ship. I was gonna get they said it wasn't brain-friendly. I said, okay
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Gingy banned me for saying but
Why am I here? How would I ban for that?
Double ban them on ban them and then we ban them
Actually, this is a pretty good way guys. You're pretty good here
Yeah, we did pretty good we did pretty good
Awkward as much you get a spot to be that one time. What are we now do is two days?
It was two days for two hours each. There's one minute dropped and I think like one
Yeah, I remember I don't remember but it was two days today. Oh
Oh
Yes, just was attached it off the gun next round
Yeah, 15 burgers like you do I'm telling you for the last four nights
I've been ordering water burger right after the stream
I've got a whole collection of large Coca-Cola water burger cups right on my chair in the game room right there
It is an absolute blessing
Door dash is I don't know how we turn rocks into internet or whatever the fuck well
However, we got here. It is a blessing you're talking about
But you hate water burger now well
I do hate water burger, but it's only because there's stupid people that weren't there the stupid people
Fucked up my Buffalo ranch chicken strip burger order every time so what I did was I ordered simple burgers
Simple burgers and they couldn't screw up. That's my new meta
That's new tech. That's new tech into a month. Oh, yeah. No, sir
Exactly exactly
A drop so yeah, probably
It's simplicity simplicity
My con players. Yeah, probably con players most like you. Oh, Mr. T. No, I'm a good man. Good. Oh, man
Good lad. Good lad. You do good lad.
Well, let me take our closer on the on the five million.
I'm telling you, I think we can reach it tonight if we if we keep our nose to the grindstone.
You're talking about?
I think you could for sure.
Quickly, close. He puts your nose in my butthole.
I see we reach five million by the end of tonight.
What do you think?
What does that have to do with my nose and your butthole?
We're at four point seven five million already.
I was in your butthole.
Can you focus on the mission for one second?
I'm focusing on your ass.
All right.
Send you four terabytes of pictures later on.
Please.
I need five.
Shrek poses in every single one.
Oh, please.
My gods, the negative of the gods.
This is our founding fathers intended.
That's why John Hancock wrote his name so long.
He knew what we'd be up to.
Here we go.
He's not focused, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
Sell this bad boy.
Yeah, technically, wait, technically you can hit it from your return items, right?
Enter.
Yeah, but I don't have enough room.
Yeah, true.
I'll get enough room, I ain't got enough room.
I wish your return items kept the attachments, too.
Well, they do, they're just separated.
What?
You do get the attachments back, they're just separated from the gun.
I
It says the items returned and looked through the items and there's no attachment. Maybe you didn't have any attachments
I had it. Oh, yeah, I'm living into a game with a burlena and a coral for no attachment. Let me check mine
All they don't have attachments. I'm telling you. Yeah, we were all the attachments at maybe it's on the gun
Oh my god, not on the gun. No, maybe it's on the gun. Maybe it's on the gun
Oh, they just give it to you with no attachments with the not on the gun. Yeah
What?
But since does that make?
That's malorky, that's malorky!
Now let's ride.
We use a 4.9 mil of wiping as a count.
With the more 100k rates you got, let's do like I'm telling you, we can reset by tonight if we put our backs into it.
If we put our backs into it.
Easily, easily.
Attention on the gun, it just doesn't, wait the attention on the gun it just doesn't show you in the email, you hear that?
All right, let's go to my bungalows, it's just lying to me about right now, wait, don't look it down.
Oh my god, let's go to space, what hit room 40, what do you think about that coachy?
Yeah, just tell everyone where we're going.
I can't do this job because you're a lady so allow closely respond closey. Let's hit
let's go to spaceport and go to room 40. I made it through all right without your own.
I'm just fucking guys. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. I almost had him. Maybe I did it
on purpose. Wait, I actually have a perfect idea. I have a perfect idea for next raid.
should bring a renegade no man this is stupid oh no it's a genius idea no this
idea is dumb no no it's a no we are going to die instantly no no bring a
it's a great idea. We are one
raid off of five mil. And you
want this is that raid. Mm hmm.
This is that raid. Easily.
We're dead. What if we hit the
jellyfish jam? How do you get
you while you have good guns. They have to be fatherless though. That's one of the requirements.
We've got the Texas freeze. I like how everybody always comments on the Texas freeze. It was a
lie perpetrated by the deep state to make it look like having your own power grid is a bad idea.
Let me tell you what's gonna happen. Let me tell you what's gonna happen close you will you live in what where do you live again?
Florida this is what's gonna happen Russia or China is gonna launch an attack on us
And they're gonna shut down half the power grids they can shut down
They're gonna shut down the whole eastern Starboard you what's gonna happen?
Texas is gonna have its own power grid and is gonna keep running and win the war for us
Are you guys sit in the dark freezing?
what are you talking about I don't know but let's get in there this idea is
stupid you know it's not it's it's um
let's ride
Can you hear me?
Oh Mr. Reaper and Mr. Wilson, I wonder if I'm thinking of the voice of a good man, good
man!
And Mr. Swamp, I wonder if I'm thinking of the voice of a good man, good man!
He's my voice.
He's not a DJ.
He's not DJ.
Stella Montes.
Honestly, I've never heard of Stella Montes all day.
I've never heard of Stella Montes.
I mean, dude, we can't go down.
Wait, this is stupid.
We can't die.
We can't go down to the bunker it's locked gate. Mm-hmm. Okay, so are we gonna go around and do everything?
No, no, no, we don't do anything. No, we hide in here and we kill everyone because it's everyone's forced topside think about it
You can just third party a time
But we could camp the room what we're oh, yeah
Good thing I don't like this room I like this room
I think this is the room where the keys go. Yeah, yeah, but they can peek from the windows
Like we can instantly die
That makes sense
What the fuck?
That actually smells good.
Two Big Macs must be having a turkey look.
Two Big Macs!
Two Big Macs!
A large fry and a coke!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Red Dorito
is too much red. There's honestly not enough red.
There's honestly not enough red. I'm waiting till they have the super big man.
Three meats, four buns. That's when you know that we've reached the latest stage of capitalism.
They can't be that's when you know life is complete. I would I won't die until I've had something of that stature
I will kill a thousand men to get my hands on
You see anything pop
I'm trying to climb this fucking mountain, man.
Think about it, if we sneak around the right side, go up to the left side,
throw some bombs, oh he's right there!
He's leaving his humble abode.
Who's those guys?
Who are those people?
We wrap, we wrap.
That's a tempest.
That's a tempest, by the way.
We gotta get that!
Yeah, we will.
One guy got cracked. Wait, oh my god. What the fuck? That was weird.
One, one, John!
Go under!
John!
That was really weird what I just saw, by the way.
Go, go, go!
Goop, goop, goop!
Gucci, how are you left up?
Cracked the front. One shot in front. Dead.
Oh ding-a-lo ding-a-lo ding-a-lo ding-a-lo ding-a-lo ding-a-lo ding-a-lo
Other team down the hill. Other team down the hill.
One's going to shot close to you.
One's leaving, one's going back inside.
Okay, yes. No, stare at here. Stare at here. Stare at here.
Good ding-a. Good blab.
You're losing.
One shot.
Oh my god, behind me. I'm good.
This is his teammate.
I'm going to re-up our bandages.
One's pushing my right. He's B-4ing me. He's back.
Got one, got one. Get out of here!
Where? Where? Where?
Up over here.
That's your job?
I see him, I see him.
Alright, ping, ping, ping.
Right there, right there.
I'm going in!
Oh, I'm retreating, retreating!
Yeah, are we fucking serious?
Hey, there's hairs on a wooden head.
I know he was hanging around over there.
I need GG.
retreat retreat
rocket here
clean pretty clean
my shield's broken
I also forgot to repair my shield
F1 F2 E1 E1 right
charge
I kill the full team down the hill another team
Good evening, uh
See you later stinky
Be careful of the there's a rocket here above me. Oh
Oh
Yeah, there's one more one more. Oh
My
Oh
Get inside there don't you worry, sir
Where I don't know what that was what was that there's a another guy somewhere peanut. That's your job. I'm my god
Who's that where's that I don't know
Oh, it was a mine it was mine. I'm all good
I
Did we get the guy from inside this building?
He's saying he has a key in his ass. I think it was them
But here's something it's gonna be beep beep beep beep beep. Oh my gosh. There is yes. Oh my goodness
There's a like a mine right here
Good I good I I'm looted to I've seen two bodies
This is where she's hooded in.
I hear another one.
Yeah, I have a snow globe here.
You got a what?
Snow globe here.
Oh, oh my god, I think you pop.
Put that deep in our ass.
I think it's two bodies.
And then we rolled up.
There should be more people over here.
Oh, go, go, go.
Welcome to that.
Oh my god, you're right.
Yeah, they're like all over the place.
Mm-hmm.
You're a hatch-ease here?
Oh.
Oh.
A hatch-ease?
I'm not too shabby, boy.
Not too shabby!
Here it comes.
OOOOOOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
Oh my god.
You okay, Peanut?
We're gooping! We're gooping!
We're gooping!
I've got two Timus 4s!
Oh my god.
But then I mean zero Timus 4s and I need some goop from you guys!
to make it even for all of us.
Oh, I didn't just say that, here you go.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
I've got three tippin' boards.
Hooray!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, that's good, good boy, that's good, good.
Let's leave.
What?
I was gonna say, we should be,
can that put you above five mil?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I see we should battle.
Yep.
What about the two guys that I see forward right here?
Who's that?
Oh my god, it's a fucking bird, my ass.
Are people like placing those or is that mapping?
No, no, it's a map, it's a map, it's a map.
Oh, alright, gotcha.
Good job not using your ears, folksy.
Okay, who's side do you want?
My side!
There's no hatch keys.
What?
Oh, there is no hatch keys. Good point, good point, good thing, good thing in it.
I'm doing Finn.
Ooh!
Doing your mom?
Oh my god. Nice. That's good.
Oh, it wasn't...
Not at all.
I'm not fucking my mom!
Probably not.
Oh, someone just died to that rocket's here.
Well, let's get him!
Oh, they're over in that house.
Well, the church or whatever.
Did that thing just explode?
Are we sure that was a flare?
No, that was definitely a raider flare, but that was one from earlier.
I think the guy died inside so we didn't see the flare.
Did you die on the church when you were taking a little peep?
No, believing.
What were you, just like a little peep?
Oh, but this is just a little game there.
You can never hurt anyone.
You look the right deal.
You go get them.
No, we'd be back to make any split before the thing even
opens.
What do you think, did you?
I don't think we should go.
Exactly.
Let's ride.
Peanut, I'm leaving.
Peanut, I'm leaving.
You were gonna be in this video.
I'll handle this myself.
No, peanut. Peanut, Veeve.
I'll handle this myself!
I'll put you above my tail!
You have three dollars!
Guys, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Put up!
Peanut.
I can't.
WHY AHHHHHH!
Kena, if you die to the Rocketeer, I'm leaving you there.
We have to go over there, this is like...
What, we need to get out of here?
It'd be the- I want it!
It's just lined up there.
I'll handle this boys, I'll handle this.
I'll handle this. STAND BACK!
I'll handle these hoot again!
Oh fuck.
Oh my God.
I'm safe. I'm safe.
Team up.
Sorry guys, this was a sudden attack.
Yeah, you were the kiss on the...
the kiss on the...
This was a sudden attack.
That I'll take guys guys. I'll take that one. I would take that one. I would take guys
I would take that one. I would take that one. I can see that that one is on me
I can take that one take the big peanut take responsibility, and that's exactly what I'm doing
I'll take that one. I'll take that one. Honestly, you probably should have been probably should have left.
Not that you, not that you mentioned it.
I should have gone out of it.
Really?
Yeah, probably should have.
What made you think of that?
Well, you know
You know, you know this thinking they're actually dying to the rockets here at a moment of ponder
Just going for it
You can't watch this fuck you. Are you kidding me? I would want to do nothing else
I am so glad I did not bring my bobcat in this raid, because I had a feeling that I should not.
No, this is a renegade type of raid.
Renegade type of raid.
Yeah, I brought my renegade in.
You've got this, Cokesy! You've got this!
Adam Cook voice.
Cokesy, next time we just leave him.
Huh?
100%.
Oh, Mr. Virgin, this is my first one to get a bo-boy! Good man! Good man!
bring it together for a second. Did we know that going down there may or may not result in negative
consequences? I for one would say maybe. Maybe we knew that. But no one could have foreseen
that hillside being turned into Vietnam within a matter of seconds. Peanut, we are loading into
to a game that has 30 fucking minutes. Okay 30. That gives people more time to load in if
we kill him. The second we killed six teams, everyone loads into the fucking game. Nice.
I'm already sad. I'll take responsibility for that one. And you know what? A free
Even nature for each year. That's how serious I am a free venerate of blue level four
Upgraded level four with attachments blue mag for each years
Absolutely absolutely
Free because you get one two you get one two
I
Found
Mom should have swallowed all right
Hi, buddy. You can funny guy don't you but we have we have two minutes to get back in the lock game
I'm not doing lock it again
Don't fuck yourself
I'm gonna take these two fucking minutes
Why am I am I am I mean shroud was right?
John, he said peanuts very handsome and sexy the other day and nobody believed him
until right now I cannot agree more gentlemen I cannot agree more thank you
boys thank you boys you had three fucking tempest I do the club see I'm a
where I'm aware coaxing that that may not have been the best decision but you
You know what they say, Cozy, you know what they say?
What?
Hindsight is always better than not knowing what's going to happen.
You know, someone in my chat before that raid started goes,
how are you down six mil playing with peanut?
And I said, watch this raid and guess what happens.
Guess what happened?
We don't know for sure.
It's my fault.
It could be anything.
There's a lot of factors that are in play.
Could be like what?
You're ugly.
What about that factor?
How about two facts with that in your equation?
Run the numbers on that one, pussy.
Run the numbers on that one.
Show me the charts on that one.
I hate you.
Digi, I've got your Vinninator green handle and blue mag.
Thank you, thank you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know what, guys?
Playing as the team leader is all about decisive action.
We may have lost, but if I could go back in time, right now,
I would do it again.
I would do it again,
because it's about decisive action on the battlefield,
making those hard calls.
Am I right boys?
Am I right?
Everyone say yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see that?
Not a single no out there.
Not a single no.
One quick spell.
One quick spell, gentlemen.
A couple of hues.
Here we go.
Oh, guys, I have a question.
Yeah.
This is for the Bungulators too.
Okay.
Does peanut have a little bit of the tism?
No, I don't.
And I know.
Like, you can't answer for yourself, peanut.
Yeah, it might, it might have hit you on the way out.
Just cause I'm autistic doesn't mean I can't answer.
Yes.
I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not.
What you're seeing out there isn't the TISM. It was fearless leading by the team leader.
That's what you were seeing. That's what you were seeing. You may get confused because it's,
I have to think on a higher plane of thinking as a team leader and it may be confusing at the time.
the time. But that was decisive team leader action and wisdom and guidance. That's what
you saw up there. That's what you had. Do you shat say yes or no? They said no, Clugs,
you're ugly. Oh shit. Okay, well, that's not me then. Mm hmm. Yeah, that'll be on you.
He definitely has ADHD. That's not true at all either. I have no ailments. I have
no ailments. I may listen. I may be too sexy. My cock could be too large. People
make fun of me for that type of stuff all the time and it kind of gets to me I'm
bit of a softy but other than that I have no ailments I have no ailments I have
no ailments
I
Belly, maybe all right funny guy, don't you you look funny fellow the funny guy by the way, we missed the lock gate
I know that I know how much you want to play that closing
Hop into lock gate over time
get a little bit of goop here we go one more of these bad boys like you do
okay all right all right I'm ready to go you guys I got you a bit of it by the
Don't bring a vent in for me you said you're bringing the fence you want one
oh that's just gonna reduce your staff value by more you will hold up let me
check what I'm at right now I'm at 4.727 million you know that rate of right
million dollar we that rate right there if we extracted was putting you above
five mil oh maybe if you stuck to the team we would have got out of there I
I literally said I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die, bro.
Oh my.
Yeah, big facts, big facts.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Big facts.
That's what I'm saying.
You got a point?
That's what I'm trying to say.
Stinky.
Stinky.
Stinky.
Stinky.
I'm trying to say.
Stinky.
Let's ride!
Good, ah, man!
Hey, Mr. Rubberman, Mr. Sparrow,
what's with my good man, good, ah, man!
Good, let me die, let me die, let me die, let me die.
Wait, what do you say?
What was the question?
The question for me?
I said, you have the nuttism.
I, I-
I run into the family.
Well, no one runs into your family, fat bitch.
What, you're-
Whoa!
You have no place to talk,
you don't even run on the treadmill.
I've been using it, I've been using it a little bit actually.
I've actually been using it a little bit.
I can see why your dad left 20 years ago for fucking milk.
He's coming back, you stupid bitch.
You just had to stop for cigarettes.
How many cigarettes is he smoking?
He's smoking that.
Straight back.
That dingle, dude.
Let's get to the building boys.
By the way, we're 10 minutes late.
Yeah.
Just just bring it up. By the way, we're we're gonna just break it up the stairs. He's in the top part
That's okay. I should go to the zip line catching my surprise
You know last week would have been somebody punches monitor. Yeah, David
We actually spent that last raid not wisely. We could have played that was so much
Need to be hit the dingle not the second second monitor ever
Whoa, we just do that that
no he did
they're up top they're up top
fuck war
eeeeee
do an offense
oh he's right here oh my god
no no no no
it's right here
set up
got em
close it close it
got em
oh my god
dude I'm crazy I'm crazy with it
see you later steed
I
Say cheating you say cheating ass fuckers. Yeah, why don't mind if I do
See anyone out here
We're the Toro not too shabby you guys were homeless we do my own Toro
I've got three rubber duckies.
That's good Goopin.
That's good Goopin.
Ooh.
Oh.
Hmm. Quite delightful. Quite delightful.
Sweet delight.
You think you can just try to go strange? They start cheating.
What? Bones?
I was going to try testing in it.
Wait, what's going to testing in it, Sam?
Oh, we're not hitting that.
What do you mean?
You just go to get a little peep
Your peep never hurt anyone
That was a one-off though. That was a one-off completely random by chance
Oh
Somehow that works, okay
Cheating
Well my guy last turn of the sign right there
Bit of a freak
You'd be nice to have right now, three tempests.
That would be a pretty cool to have right now actually.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
There's a group of like, we get a couple of those. That's my question.
Well the only people we've heard is over at testing at X.
Now there's some shots in front of where we're running right now.
okay we started really late we joined really late as we kill one more team of
goopers and we could download we think yeah
hey it was like right behind us not blue that up that was a
Oh
They're right down yonder
I think I go down here too
Oh there they are, there they are right there
Shut down there
One down? Oh my god I'm cooking
Holy shit I'm cooking
One to one shot
Shut
I killed him.
This should be one more behind Mr. Krabs. He's probably reviving his buddy.
Yeah, he's pushing on to the other guy that I just found.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Right side, like over here.
Peeping, peeping.
There he is!
Welcome oh god, these guys are bad. He didn't know he's dead. That's how you are. That was you
Lillie steaky
Dude what
What just happens
What what
Dude, I just walked up straight to the sky, he's looking at you guys and I'm just looking at him and then I kill him.
Oh, holy dingle.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Where?
From where?
From where we came from.
He's watching, he's watching!
Charge!
Oh!
Oh, he's almost dead.
Got one, got one!
Got him!
Where the wind is?
I
Didn't got the blam to bluesy
Each of the two I don't we kill all three right here. Do we
I actually might have seen a second guy right here
I could have swore we killed all three here
No, that was-
Would you be killed to me right there? I could have swore!
Yeah, no, it was just him.
Yeah, Rattler too. These guys are homeless.
Mmmmm.
You got a cool stalk and a light bulb.
Oh, I think something's typed!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, wait a minute.
Alright, let's leave.
Yeah.
Oh my god, wait a minute.
Alright, let's leave.
Yeah.
Let's leave.
Yeah.
Follow me, Creep.
Hmm...
Keep me smoked?
No, no!
Smoke surfer.
Where is he?
Where's he?
Where's he?
Don't forget the teammate attacks him.
Yeah, good thinking.
Wait, wait, wait, we're walking deer?
Walking deer?
Walking deer?
I need to go by the domes.
Oh
Yeah, do you suppose you work
Hey people are homeless
Whom whomever's homeless
Let's get those guys. Yeah
Doing finned
You can buy the good old bar
Yeah, I got your baby. I'm saying needle, please. I'm going to voice
And you got it
Okay, they're inside all right
I wanted them to know that we were running up actually. Oh here he is
I don't want I don't want
No one got one
The gun with your team and I
We're cooking tonight that team synergy on top of that team synergy
I'm doing pretty good little bit of goof.
These guys were homeless too.
Uh, it's kind of Toro three.
Really?
Mm hmm.
Yeah, I like me.
Gotta do to get that bad boy.
Oh, thank you.
Good chair.
Renegade.
You know, did you do all your stuff for the snow globe?
Uh, what's your go?
this one
Whoa, how'd you get that?
You have to do the event stuff like you turn in the items. Oh, no, I've done all that yet. I need light bulbs I
Have three light bulbs in my stash
Yeah, I can bring them to you
I gotta think yeah
Yeah, I got I got it with you drop. Mm-hmm. Thank you
I also have a water filter on me that you're gonna need for that oh don't mind
if I do thank you kind lady so many fucking hearts yeah
There's Clink of City out here.
Yeah, Gigi's a cool guy.
Yeah, cool guy.
Yeah, cool guy.
Gigi's a cool guy.
Cool guy.
Cool guy.
Oh, real boy.
We'll take another bite of this gorilla bar.
Want to choke on it?
Yeah.
You're fine pan wait we need a fine pen yeah I have two for you don't worry
Well, I collected most of the stuff because I knew you probably said it.
Egg it, egg it!
Uh-huh.
Here's a reward.
I'll spin it all in one place now.
I'll spin it all in one place.
I feel smarter.
My head feels so good.
Excellent, mate, gentlemen.
Excellent, mate.
Yeah, don't sell the filter.
Yeah, yeah, don't sell it.
I will sell it. I will sell it. I will sell it.
For no reason, I'm not cutting for me. I'm starving.
Not cutting for me. Not cutting for me.
How do you get the guitars? It's a secret favorite city event.
Not quick 14 buttons. It's cool. Super cool.
Here we go.
Sell these bad boys like you do.
Hello sir, hello sir.
We'll sell that and these bad boys and this fella here put those over yonder, sell these
bad boys like you do and oh shit, where did those go?
these bad boys and then we'll craft a little bit of energy ammo like you do
here we go and we'll sell those bad boys for extra cash here we go that right
I'm going to be under. Is that
right there? I have seven more
of these or five more and a
couple of these bad boys.
I don't think so.
Did I? Peanut. I just said
It's a blue item.
Oh no, I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot.
I mean, we're there for a second.
Oh my gosh. Chaps told me that you did.
I was close. I was close. I was close. I was close.
Okay, what items do you need to complete your level that you're on right now?
I need one more light bulb and one industrial battery and three candle holders.
Okay.
I have three candle holders and I have a battery for you oh oh
light bulb oh I gotta think yeah you're welcome I mean oh I'm at 4.8 2 million
we're only 180,000 away oh my goodness mm-hmm me to raid with like three
Tempest or something would you know I would that might be? Let's ride!
Make some guarantee I need. I'm good to go.
Are you boys ready? Are you boys ready?
Oh, mm-hmm.
That's right, don't hide the screen, master instigator, you guys have late Gigi been carrying
him since the Tarkov days.
No, no, no, I carry Gigi, I carry Gigi.
Am I right Gigi?
What?
I said that you're really good at the game.
Am I right?
No.
Damn it, I almost had you.
Almost got you.
All right, well, we do equal carrying.
We do equal carrying, equal carrying.
Tell him, Genji.
Yeah.
Yeah, you see that?
That's right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, Gigi's a cool guy.
Coach, wait, why is Coach muted?
Because he hates us.
What's he doing?
Is he making another mojito?
Reject.
Probably.
This is Cloaksy's hide screen.
This is Cloaksy's hide screen graphic.
This is how close he hides his screen.
Sheeeessss!
Oh my gosh.
Now that looks pretty good.
That looks pretty good to me.
Now that's top quality production if I've ever seen.
I've ever seen some.
Let me tell ya, let me tell ya.
Who's the cool cat though?
Who's that guy?
Who's the cat right there?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Pretty nifty.
Okay, so I would say put the candle holders
in your container.
I know you're in the rain.
Oh, shit.
Is the candle holders are like the hardest thing to find.
I can carry all three, I've got three bottles.
Oh heck yeah.
I didn't know you had three blood holes.
What you doing?
I mean you can take three dads on in one.
By the gods, by the gods.
The old and the new.
Of course you said you know what he's doing. Is he getting on my keto?
You have a shot color for the cat content.
You like to keep them right there.
Like to keep them right there for the content.
You know the body gorilla.
Back.
Yes, Chris.
Welcome back, Mr. Coach.
Welcome back.
Ready to mumble?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
You guys ready to go?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Ready to mumble yeah, I'm ready to go you guys ready to go
Mm-hmm
I'd get another cock
Me oh, I knew you begin a cocktail. I told you I told you
Good
Oh, the hard work you've been doing running it down with five fucking tempests. That was one raid
It was the biggest raid of the night.
Oh no, no, we had a meat truck went earlier.
I think I might have been bigger.
No, the meat truck was at $320,000, that was only $150,000.
Mm-hmm.
Ah!
Not you! What the heck?
Yeah, I don't know. I think it was Andy at me.
It's a real thing.
Okay, I've been using Toro once today so this might be...
GG's.
I'm gonna Toro as well.
Okay.
Double Blast him.
Oh, well double GG's.
Okay.
Got any Fint for a Goopa?
What?
Got any Fint for a Goopa?
No.
I have two, I'll give you one of mine.
No, no, I'm good, I'm good, you people man.
No, no, no, no, come here, come here, come here, come here.
go see
Do you think
Is one of the cake is the tip is we're broken it were they all broken all three of them
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
ready
one down one down
I hate you
I hate you.
I thought you just blasted him.
No, he lived under us now.
He's like this, like this!
Got him, got him!
Oh!
No!
GG, you're alone.
Retreat, retreat!
I thought we were going to 3-2-1 him.
I said we were going to 3-2-1 him, but if you wanted to 3-2-1 him...
You fucking shot that man!
Yeah, you said right here, you started aiming, you're done. I thought it was blasted time.
Get reaching to your mind.
Any rational person would have thought that.
It kind of... yeah, thank you, thank you.
I was I supposed to know that we're very helpful information
And I yell he these white dead a man I must start blasted
You waited son
Oh my god, who's my friend down there?
Take your time, take your time!
This is electrifying.
Oh I should have climbed it.
Yeah.
I got nothing.
I think we're going to see if they need to see me.
She said no.
It's not going to be a bomb.
GG, you've got to get out of here.
He's not going to put you behind.
Right here.
Are they on your peanut?
Uh, it doesn't look like it.
No, I don't see no one.
I don't see nothing.
Yeah, they're on your body.
It's on your side.
Oh, the guy right here!
I just want you to stop talking.
Pull it out.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this stupid bastard!
Dude, are you fucking kidding?
Wait, wait, I should be done.
Dude.
wait
i just thought the guy man i thought hey guy
gentlemen gentlemen i have arrived oh thank you good thank you good sir we're back
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Of course sir.
Gotta go out and see Jesus, he's right down here somewhere.
We're saved, we're saved.
Thank you, I'm sorry I didn't mean to die to that bastard.
Boys I see we get into that bunker and we dominate.
Who's with me boys?
Oh
Get possibly failed now we've got six dudes. Oh my god. They got the rest off. I didn't he's dead. Oh
My god
Close one who she'll come on over here yonder
Yeah
I
Chacha, this seems gonna push over to us. I come with you
My W keys get worse and worse
Steve must be
Okay, these are boys
We're out the team over here this over here
What's he doing? He's somersaulting around like a hooligan!
Who's he up to?
Check out?
Who's one-tie-one-tie? I'm going in!
Hya!
Good thing ya!
Stupid bitch.
Is it only one?
Hooray!
Hooray!
It appears so. I don't know where his amigos are.
It's boys coulda went up there.
Hmm?
Okay.
I
Know
You go sir you go you go chief you go
you shut up mr. Noodle we're doing pretty good so far
Yo, you guys are alive?
Yo, goats, you alive?
The people on stairs?
I think the hundred gifted subs...
Quinted subs are a good man, good a man!
My gift to you is to tap for Mr. Twitch, my man, good man, good a man!
Man! I didn't even know that to think! I don't... I'm doing...
Closey, Twitch just gifted me a hundred subs!
Like they're Twitch, like they're real Twitch!
What?
That's crazy, they keep running. They're running!
Whoa!
Thank you, my man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I even know those a thing!
Thank you, my man!
Do good, honey.
Do good, honey.
Ah!
Thank you, brother.
That's very kind of you, big man.
That's very kind of you, big man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
I didn't do that as possible.
What if that's my guy?
Are you my guy?
I've got a guy over at Twitch.
Are you my guy?
Hmm.
Oh, that's your guy?
You think that's my guy?
I've got a guy over there.
He's cool.
He's a cool guy.
Oh
It's the guy
I thought my teammates were up top. Oh my god. Go back. Go back
Please give mr. Which I'm thinking to my boy. That's very kind of you big man. It's very kind of you and mr. Tony
My wife is looking for one good man. Good. Ah, man
I
Gotta go final my teammates. I'm where the fuck are you guys?
You guys on the in mr. Crabs a spot
Yeah
I got a clicker.
In that?
That's me.
No, no, no.
He's saying like, uh...
He bit a goop.
This way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pierce, there, pierce, there, pierce, there.
What, what, what, where, where, where, where, why, when?
There's stairs, there's stairs coming up to you.
There's no stairs coming up to me here.
Yeah, me stairs.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay, okay.
Is that our enemies or our teammates?
Enemies!
I'm right here.
I'm on the case, I'm on the case!
I'm dead.
Go, go, go!
You're all over here, I'm here, you should have-
GOOOOOOOD!
Oh yeah, watch out.
LeBron, change!
Oh my goodness.
I am inside.
GOOOOOOOD!
Get your ass back, I'm just gonna get you!
Get away from me.
Gotcha!
Two down, two down!
I think I was at
Stop casting a spell on us wizard
What
I can yeah curbs back by the beach room
Oh
This guy was massive
Oh
Really like for the need of force. I think I think you're more than you can call the way
You could have I killed my younger
Little bit of cool
This is nice. This is nice
That's a good goop talk. That's big goop talk
You you maybe you're crazy if you're wacky
I'll go out here. I'll see where I killed him. I'll see why killed him. Mm-hmm. He was right there
He vanished
I don't know I just started blasted
oh my god he found him wait where where
there he is can't forget the 50% team lead attacks now can't we boys please
Is that Italian?
Sir, I don't speak Italian!
I'm sorry!
Yeah, I want you to know you almost fucked us.
Till I saved the day.
Till I saved the day and came in clutch.
Thank you gentlemen, we will be off now!
You keep those you keep them and shove them way up your ass
Right right there
We sit for the road
We sit for the road. Thank you gentlemen
Godspeed
Oh, you're filming you already got some. Oh, no, no kids were another time
Oh, I've got a hundred and fifty eight thousand space dollars on me right now
No Captain, dead ass on a stack, 10 toes down on my block, on my momma, no Captain, 100% 100-4.
Oh, show. Type shit, type shit. You feel me, Cripp?
No, I feel you.
Sheee! You'll make me pop a cap in your ass now.
That ass, I will. That ass, I will.
Type shit, type shit.
I'm keeping it in the hundred.
Oh my god!
Okay.
Uh, you're lucky I don't have any bombs, pal.
Take that.
Perhaps a little bit of that.
Perhaps a little bit more of that.
Perhaps a little bit more of that.
I don't have any bombs, pal.
Take that.
Perhaps a little bit of that.
Perhaps a little bit more of that.
Perhaps a little bit of this as well.
Oh, you still want more, huh? You still hungry?
Take it a bit of that then.
Gotcha.
Oh, I have no ammo. I forgot I dropped on my ammo for Doom.
Shit.
Oh, did he expect us here?
We are boys at Godspeed, gentlemen! Godspeed!
Thank you, guys! Thank you, boys!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
Oh, Mr. Smerd, my word for this one is my one good man, good man!
And Mr. Smerd, my word for this one is my one good man, good man!
And Mr. Marble with a feeling like, good man, good, ah, man!
Good, let he do his good, I let he die.
BGG boys celebrating the five million, huh?
Little boys, let me check my money.
I've got a certain feeling we hit the mark.
I've got a certain feeling.
Little hunch, little hunch.
It's enough, I bet you it is, I bet you it is.
Thanks, Mr. Marble, BGG's my boy.
Very kind of you, big man.
Oh, he's being used to this thing called super goobers like the movie super tubers.
Oh, he's a 20K short. No, no.
You'll see.
Just take a little peek at the goop.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Perfect
Think.
One moment.
I gotta sell some of these bad boys, make some room.
here we go sublime will turn these bad boys in like you do sell the guitars
Oh my god, I am 42,000 off. I am 42,000 off. That's all we need boys. That's all we need to complete a mission
42 smackles
But 42 big ones 42 big ones
Can't believe you're actually gonna hit this
I
Mean he have doubted the bungulator before close he none have survived
Don't forget to turn in your stuff
Into you now to you now. Oh my god. I actually didn't need to film the only one drink of my penis. Oh my god
I got you one
I think I have literally like I got a thinking pop. I
I don't do it fuck with me.
I've seen five snap blast grenades and then one film reel and five dump tape.
You make sure my poop is right.
I'm pretty sure you can buy the duct tape from the vendor.
Really?
Yeah.
What are you gonna do?
And then you can craft the nades.
You're speaking of what?
The, the, the, the, the, the, have you ever seen it before?
Twitch, no joke, Twitch, the, the real Twitch came in and gave me a hundred, a hundred
big ones.
A hundred speckledoos.
Um, they have a.
You done seen that?
Mm-hmm
Okay, it's a little funny actually cuz
Because they get 30% of it, but but it's not what it's the thought that matters. It's the thought that matters
Sell your mail no we're seeing that for a rainy day. We're gonna try to save it after the Hoosie-doosie
here we go here we go dude gray rock won a hundred dollar donation an hour ago
who did one oh I'm oh sorry I fucking miss a hundred dollar donation because
I muted stuff when we were running down the fucking hill and then I sat here
ranging for 45 I thought I was muted I'm sorry but yeah which twitch matches you
like to down who's saying but even worse twitch matches sub sometimes whenever
they do an event uh no no it was just straight it was just straight straight
top well they take a percentage of that so technically you don't even get
everything. It's the thought that counts, jackass. It's the thought that counts. You just got
Twitch, ban him, ban him off of Twitch right now. Honestly, it would be, if we're fueling
out the room, I vote ban. Did you?
Did you get these subs so they could run it off for taxes?
No, they're giving me subs because they love me and they think I'm sexy. And hot and
I'm not even going to be
going to be the one I'm
sectioned me. They've given me
subs before. Nothing special.
Okay. Now, that one was
protects right off of this. I
mean, a little bit of group
little bit of group will get
right back in there and
finish off the five million.
There we go, there we go, all the guitars, you're never, never, you're all hot it is
to get those guitars and they're cool, they're cool, they're very cool.
I'm even bringing one in, that's how cool they are.
All right, you got to ride.
Oh, Mr. Cheese, Mr. Dutch, Mr. Tray, Mr. Gwendolyn, Mr. Tordieri, Mr. Battles, my
mother-in-law, Mr. What's good man, good man?
Good lad, he dudes, good lad, he dies.
He's a easy boy, he's a fun-to-he's easy, he's a happy boy.
Pig, I, well, honestly, 10 is a little low.
You're right about that.
Is I'm I use your business sockets and that's simple like 20 or something all do a quick repair. I do a quick repair. Oh
My god, I made some recycle this and I repair it. Well now I'm even deeper in the hole
I'm into I make the recycle one of my other green guns and I repair it. Oh my god
We were saying there we go, but now we're good
I don't want to go. Wait,
Peanut, did you sell those
water filters? Chat keeps telling
me that you did. Oh, I didn't
sell the water filters.
They're lying to you. Okay.
I'm just I'm getting paranoid.
I'm switching maps. I see we go.
I see we go somewhere serendipitous.
I see we go somewhere serendipitous.
Hmm. Hmm.
You want 100 more Bobcats?
You were almost up to a hundred bobcats.
We're getting close.
She just wants to pilot me and my red family.
They're buttering you up.
I bet that is the case.
I bet that is the case.
You're going to Stella?
Take him out.
Honestly, we kind of should hit Stella.
We even hit Stella all day.
What about that?
No?
No.
What are you scared?
What are you scared of let's ride
I
Love this girl, but we both have kids is that okay put you an agreement with her a pack
We both put all your kids up for adoption then marry her move to Italy for 20 years
Come back we pick up all the kids telling that your wife forced you into adoption and then they'll love you forever
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
And then manipulate them by telling all the kids that it was their fault you and your wife got divorced.
And you got everybody on the raps.
I
See it works every time the classic the classic the classic it's called basic networking networking what a one
He's not so I
You see that?
Wow sir before you kill me. I've got some
Okay before men
How to use it
I'm checking
Checking there's something out. I'm checking a little something out here
I'm gonna quick. I'm doing a quick peep see all that gentlemen
If they run right towards me.
Oh, they gave bathroom right on the team.
Was it Rob? Yeah, exactly, exactly.
As we do freekid, Stella Montes, that way we can get our money back up, without any risk.
That stupid is over there.
He's behind the rock in front of me. Behind the rock. Right here.
right here close right here are you a stupid person are you an idiot are you
let him have it what happened is that guy an idiot and he still comes out to
shoot you no way oh my god that's what it's all about right there that's what
to all about it. There's no way. That's a real player. Well, well, yeah. Excellent,
mate. Excellent, mate. No worries. I had my guitar in my bum. It's safe. No need to worry,
You don't need to worry.
You get a little bit of goop.
Alright, freak it out.
Freak it out.
I'm down.
I'm behind my screen.
That's how confident I am.
I'm behind my screen.
That's how confident I am.
I can't get the 1v3.
Woman's voted.
Oh, woman's bonnet.
Oh my god.
Sorry, I'm in a strange leg.
Oh my god.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, let's ride!
Let's go!
That's right!
My behind you gentlemen.
Hey there, Pharoah, what are you guys looking at?
A center.
Nice.
Nice.
Coachy?
What are they chatting about?
chatting about nice work he's cracked on the left all dead all dead all dead on the
What?
No, no, he's not.
Well, get you three down.
You sure?
No, there's two teams here, Peanut.
Oh, Dingle!
That's what it does work.
Got the one on the right.
He went in, suddenly went in.
I'm going to take a deep right.
Anything you're going to, Stinky.
Gotcha!
Little bit of goo.
Oh
Okay, is he saying my name? You should kill him
Oh
Uh too stabby boy not too stabby
There was another this is the same guy. I was saying that was over here
Oh
Hold up now sir I can use a defibrillator you've got one I'm gonna kill myself now
I'm not certain how that went downhill. I feel like what we were doing really good there for a second.
Oh, I just killed my friend.
Go on. Go on.
I just killed my friend.
She hopped on our craters and played with us.
Good.
A left ride!
I
Just need that shotgun not to be broken and then I think I oh
What level was it was it something was it something serendipitous?
Yeah, it was a full fucking level four full boys. You don't read you. I do
You too, mr. Broken. I just don't read your YouTube chat because I hate you, sir
That's where the miscommunication comes from
God, we can get that sorted though.
No Q high, we're up until his plate, we're just going to steal him all the time.
Oh, let's ride!
That's right.
Who fresh new made that positive that positive.
As we go to the medical research unit with the boys.
Squidward.
Good.
No, I think they increased the number of wallies in there.
That place is a-ass now.
That was a close one.
Ew, who's this guy pissed at?
There's people over there!
Oh wait, what?
He's looking for me.
Oh shit!
Oh, Jesus.
I'll take a little gander in here.
Keep the city cool against me.
Oh!
I do the left flank.
They're there. I just saw them.
My WQ won't work!
What I mean will be, oh my god, he's handsome. He is handsome. He is very sexy.
By the gods.
Where'd he go?
We can't just run at them.
Oh.
Like how we can?
Yes, we can!
And that's exactly what we're gonna do!
Suck it off!
Suck and on, folks!
You suck it off!
Wait, okay, quick.
One down.
Oh, I mean, what, what's up?
What's on?
Oh, oh shit.
That's him.
That's him.
I thought that was gonna be sweet.
I thought it was gonna be like,
Suck it on, and then we like, win.
We're gonna die.
I'm gonna lie to you.
I'm gonna lie to you.
Did you tell, tell me.
Did I go a lot cooler than you had?
Oh my God.
I'm telling you, I was just,
I sounded like we were kind of putting it
worth the effort.
I thought we had them.
I thought we had that in the bag.
There's two different teams here.
Excellent, right?
Oh.
I'm surrendering.
I say we go in full kent.
I say we go in full kent.
I kill that guy. I kill that guy.
I snake him. I go to run around the corner.
A kick hops on my face.
And then it stops moving.
Maybe you shouldn't have six on your face.
Oh, okay.
Good thinking. Good thinking.
We'll write that down and move it up next time.
We're going back to hide no speeds.
He thought he was working for us before.
Maximum kit being your best goop in.
We're finishing off the 5 million this raid.
You just said we are max killing celamontus.
Why are we hiding screens?
We're not maxing celamontus.
I'm choosing a new map.
It's going to be cool.
It's going to be cool.
Fresh.
Fresh new map.
Okay.
Okay, fresh fresh new map. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm fresh new map. Yeah, just you wait. I'll tell you just you wait. Just you wait
Okay, just you wait. It's gonna get pretty frisky in there. See but I have you good coupon
There's who to get stuff. Yeah
Betty pocket let's pussy shit. I've been seeing you run around with
Green shields in your hoopla you will only bring a green shield
You are the broke one here means you are not broke. We've had five bill for weeks
You're the poor and ugly one that lives in a cardboard box right now
I'm so hard for a goop
Goop would get it off the trenches, Sam
The group would get it up. It's been no Jesus group. It tries to make his way in this world and society goes mine
Who's just trying to get it out the mud?
Close you can a goober get it out the mud no
Come on. Oh, she a goober. She's trying to get it out the mud
Come on
Can a goober get it out the mud
Kind of make a way
And I eat my gang eats and time out
We all feast
You're dying together
down on your mama all right okay you don't all right you're not welcome at
the table anymore you don't get talk about or something all right dude all
right guys all right guys what are we talking about what are we talking about
right now what are these cons what are we talking about but what are we talking
about oh my gosh you fucking stop you can't hit a quad draw on that that's
quad you're limited thank you thanks for keeping me informed I appreciate that
thank you thank you so much I want to talk to mr. chicken and get a couple
resources you guys don't mind do you know okay I'm gonna get a couple
resources for Mr. Chicken and we'll get on in there.
Here we go.
All right, now we ride.
Sell the guitar.
No, no, no, we gotta use those.
to lure people into the rat attack spot.
Sippy, oh you can think of a quick sip of the peedos.
Like a reward.
Oh, let's ride!
All right, you boys ready for a crazy raid
Yes, it's a team let's go
Heck yeah team. Let's get out there
He knew you're the greatest team leader guys, let's focus on the mission no need for compliments, although I do appreciate
Congratulations on winning those wars. Thank you. I appreciate you guys saying that as well. Thank you team
But for now, let's just get down to the bonk and get a little bit of cool. Hey guys, let's keep it together
frappin up tight
It's simply silly just for the TV to see if I have to hit that up
I
With the big chocolate see I don't know if you guys want to do anything with that yeah, yeah, yeah go bright right
She's going
We cheated and cheated use the forbidden tech
So go go cheated
It's like your mom's feet.
Your dad's actually not your dad.
Okay, I don't even, is that a dance session?
I don't even know that to sing it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
The full team is dropping down here.
Full team is gonna drop down here.
They're at this, they're like 20 meters back.
All right, all right.
We've got my first six million.
Let me pop my first six million.
We've got my first six million here.
They're all gonna drop down in like two seconds.
I have a trap there.
Hey guys, no, we're just staring at it.
I have a trap.
What am I popping off?
It's really cheese.
OK.
Wait, what do we see now?
I forgot.
There is a team about to come down here.
How do you know?
Oh my god!
There's another one!
All hit in the last one.
Rod's work.
Charge!
get out of here good now you don't oh shit oh shit
who's he coming to the team come in eat my shit what's he eat my shit
yeah you are so yeah blow up back oh my god they're right here they're right
here oh dang ball come on come on come on come on come on
By the gods.
You guys are fooling around.
Need a bit of healing.
Yeah, you're good.
you won't come down here you don't have the
goddess you won't do it you won't do it
you're gonna stay up there where it's
nice and safe push man that's in order
you won't come down here you won't do it
You won't do it.
You won't come up here?
I'm perfectly fine out here.
Feel nice out here.
AC keeps it nice and cool.
Crispy71.
You keep chatting up there.
Maybe a little, little, little
book meeting hour with your boys.
Yeah, I thought...
What?
They blew up your, uh...
your...
your...
You're uh
Feeble attempts feeble attempts
Oh and stay up there where it's nice and safe pal. Don't you come down here do not come down here. That's an order. That's an order
What
I
Turn up the way someone comes up and just start shooting them in their back
You're stupid
You're stupid in your fat and you're ugly and you're stinky
You're a stinky fat ugly person wait. I think they ran away peanut
That's what they want you to think
Oh, just kidding
Super hot fire
All right, how about this I'm gonna flip a coin and if we win you have to come down here
But if you win we'll come up there
All right rock paper scissors ready I'm gonna go three I'll take that beam that's like what do we
three two one and then on where go is you yell what you've got yeah three two
one paper come on down boys come on down come on down boys
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming!
Where's your Amigos at?
I see we go up there and we get his boys, it's only two of them, they can't take all of us!
Left side!
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!
Okay, well, okay.
That dude came down below funny.
I don't know what's happening right now.
Where?
Where's your Amigo dad?
Where's your boyfriend Josh?
We gotta go.
Okay!
Where they at?
It's actually crazy down here.
There's a simple coin.
Oh, no we have this we got pressing matters to attend to good luck with internal death
Follow me
Follow me to you
Dude we should show so many. Yeah, I'm gonna be here be here
Show the pink show the pink one punch it one punch it right now. We're gonna go dingle dingle dingle
I gotta hear what's in it
HIT IT!
HIT IT!
There's a sight!
I'm going in!
GOOOOOOORN!
KIDDINGGUN!
KIDDINGGUN!
GOOBLAM!
GOOBOOZIE!
GOOJOW!
GOOBLAM!
GOOBOOZIE!
KIDDINGGUN!
GOOBAM!
God, Jesus...
Oh, a Jimmy's here.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot!
Guys, you do a little loop job, but who the hell is that guy?
One!
Ten!
Nice shots!
She lay sticky!
Gotcha!
I'm here, I'm here! One second!
One went back to the back of the room!
I'm watching!
What's in the back of the room?
He ran for it! He ran for it!
Oh, there's Bob! There's Bob!
one on me hold team buddy of the whole team hold on healing whole team three
secs we suck fine they're putting down traps right there I have to go trap where
I don't want to get blind.
Hmm.
Oh.
I'm looking for a shot of you, Emma.
I'm gonna do a little flaky on him.
Just you hold that, you hold that, yeah?
Yeah.
Is there any close enough?
Like, can I go through this door now?
We have a trap for bridge behind us or no?
One down, one down!
Come on!
She lay a stinky man!
Back to the city runs if you demon!
I'm going to check this guy for traps.
One of them put a trap down so that someone might have traps.
He's got this ace up.
Maybe trap in here. I'm going to see if there's a breach in here.
We ought to loot all this food again up top.
Yeah.
We'll take a little gander.
so we really lose this guy so much to swipe by or something but the guy up top
in the hole I'm gonna get on the whole for oh my god
did you read that guy in the tunnel by the way or no no I just left to die I
I'd have a defense
I have a defense I would want to do
Maybe I'm gonna go resin mr. Doodle by the way mr. Doodle
Mr. Doodle
No, no.
Aww.
Well, this Goop's still good.
Little bit of Goop.
Need some fit down on two.
Who's this guy?
I should've resed him.
Yeah, why did you?
I don't know, I wasn't thinking.
He sent a solo.
Oh, there's a guy on me!
Oh
They're right here inside up top off to oh, I'm dead
I could have fucking smoked you it's okay
Which way did you want to revenge you I do a little flaky on them
No, thank you
I didn't see for that's good. I'm good. I'm good both crack both crack both crack wait one dog
I'm going in themselves to see for them
Take you back one more one more down
That guy's good
That's your job watching watching his teammates going back for a rebound
hit me with the dingle, hit me with the dingle
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
good thinking, I think you got him
I got him, I got him
oh nice, work
little bit of poop
alright, indeed, fuck
yes, sorry, JJ
I had to go back and check on Mr. Doodle.
He's well beat.
Fuck.
Sorry, Gigi.
Um.
Okay, man, that's annoying.
Tina, don't forget I do have that
film reel on me that you need.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Fucking smoke, I'm so bad.
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Can I just leave?
Yeah, you can leave.
There you go.
Fast extract.
No need to thank me, sir. No need to thank me.
Just doing my part.
There we go.
Hey, boo-boo. Are you?
It's on me. No.
A bit more group.
We got a hatch key nice and 80 they're gonna blow up the trap where I'm well before another team
The first body that you looted was me. I had the film film real on it for you. Oh
Okay, gotcha gotcha. This one over here. Oh what's a mind you mind you mind you
Cracked one oh
Yeah, we have a team behind us. We just have to smoke
We do always a month. You have a team down the down the hit. No, I'm either on me. I can't leave. I can't leave
I'm stuck. I'm stuck
No!
Why am I so fat?
How many? How many?
One of my he's broke, he's broken.
What the hell is your hello?
The money, the water's mine.
What's the deal with that one?
Oh, nice work!
You can turn, you can turn.
Not a team.
You can switch the door, set the door up again.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Right here.
Guys!
FUCKING!
You're pushing in.
Broken, broken!
Down him, down him!
Nice, the same. Heal up.
Oh, that's gonna kill me.
No, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
Oh, shh.
HIT!
I killed that full team coming to Sass.
It's our drop to guns.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Uh, send it up the hill. I mean up to stairs, okay?
I'm on it.
Here, let me do a little bit of healing.
I'm gonna need...
Locking.
Give a smoker now.
Are you guys ready?
Three, two, one...
Go!
Upstairs, up, up.
Oh, the behind us! The behind us!
How away?
Who the hell is this guy?
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Who the hell is that?
I thought he died!
I thought he died man!
Oh my goodness!
Sir!
Sir!
Wait before you kill me, you'll never know my secret!
If you kill me, I've got to see-
What was the secret?
I don't have a secret, I was just bluffing.
You got a good thinking list, you should sit right under that bomb.
If I got killed.
If why is that team up there?
I'm not sure it didn't was that two teams
Yeah, that was new teams. I have like ten fucking dozen with us three teams
I think I'd like ten fucking Veni's men. I was gooped out of my mind
You see the way out
Maybe we should just sat in there and watch the fight for any nades that were just dead
You can try to raise him up
Maybe if I could get all this shit out of this thing, but I got killed you, right?
The guy with the anvil that's what do you want to watch out?
The guy looks like he's nice
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
You got up. You got up.
You right here. I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
Wait.
He was smoking.
He was smoking.
He's rich.
He's rich.
Oh my god.
My dude.
Of course.
He's rich.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
I said I'm a fuck you guys up there!
Huh?
I have no, I have no skill.
Oh, Mr. Froggy, my wonderful friend, my good man, good um man!
And Mr. God, my wonderful friend, my good man, good um man!
And Mr. Keeper, my wonderful friend, my good man, good um man!
Good lansky dudes, good lansky guys.
You know close here you gotta kill them fuck the group get the revenge
My kids broke you guys to beat me
No, no, no, I'm a fuck you you killed my friend. I'm a fuck yeah
What?
Uh-oh, you both crack.
What are you doing, you little rascal?
I got one of you!
I got two!
That is disgusting!
He's garage!
Oh my god, oh my god, is that you, is that you the becker?
Ok, alright, well I killed two, you guys killed one?
Oh see that was the single graze jumped out of every single knife.
Bitch!
You killed my friend!
Now fuck your dad!
Disrespect, disrespect him!
He just got you!
Where you at?
Where'd you crawl to?
Na na na na!
Come here!
You killed my friend!
Now you're my...
Na na!
What? Alright, I'm gonna get all your loonies.
If you ever just might be a different person.
I think that is.
But I dropped a shitload of guns inside of the- the- the locked room.
I got Todd. I think I blew away by the bomb, but they're also in there.
Gee, I- I- all the loot is in that room. I've got- there's like six vanadas in that room somewhere.
Bullcracker.
They- they- they- they all of me pulled around a room.
Oh, my God.
You see that? You see that?
I'm telling- I'm telling you.
I dropped the stash. I dropped the stash.
I dropped the stats
That's my group
You know I can't bring it out. I am who's fast-paced. I can give you all that
But it's just not like that Venator is, bro.
Yeah!
My Venator toys!
It's gonna get reset, being doofus.
Alright, well, I'mma reset.
I do have a Tempest for you, Peanut.
Yeah, I have a full Tempest, but I have a fucking high...
Very nice.
I still have a fuck ton of Venis.
It's in here, pick it up, you...
Oh, we're gonna give it to him, Peanut. We don't need it. Our accounts are getting wiped in two days.
$95 million!
Yeah, well, what am I gonna drop it for you? You're not gonna take any handouts!
No, that's not a handout when it's already mine!
No, that's a handout, Peanut!
That's a handout!
No, it's not! Those were mine!
It's not yours because you died.
But I'm here in spirit.
Yeah, it would still be a handout.
You got something for fun, though.
It's for the queen and dingy.
Those assholes.
Got you, bro.
For the damage.
Now, there's a snap hook on this guy.
Come on.
It's like 70%.
I would love a snap hook.
Yeah, yeah.
I have 70 snap hooks I can give you.
Here you go.
Now, it's for the hook.
Now, I'm going to get you out of here.
Thank you, thank you guys, thank you!
I'm leaving.
I'm just going to get...
I'm going to skip you, I still have Veniz.
I didn't give him all the Veniz, you had so many Veniz, bro.
That's what I'm trying to say!
I was gooped, I was gooped out of my mind!
I didn't goop this guy.
I already got gooped.
Who gooped this guy?
That guy's got a cool park on.
How do you get that thing I see don't know
You get five space points five space pointing guys I could have saved you both well space fast slides
I just wasn't expecting that guy to be surface like why is that guy's staircase
I see I thought that guy died I'm an idiot
Oh.
I'm still missing the extract.
Before I sleep.
Uhh...
Nice shots.
I can hit someone fully sliding like but I can't get a fucking arc out of them.
Maybe it wasn't sliding.
Oh shit, okay, okay.
Got yourself a nifty hatch key?
Uh-huh.
Oh, how swell.
Are you hitting me?
I
Miss extracts open I'm just gonna press it by died. I sorry for making you guys wait. Oh, oh, don't worry. He's dull worries. I
Would much rather be watching and playing video kids my friends having fun
What to do man just leave they killed you. I had to get revenge. I do appreciate that you're a good man
That was very honorable and noble very
Paul lost and I'm out $42,000
I
Hey hey
Is that you boys no
You're awesome. I'm gonna call us next one. This is my house. What kind of shit are you fucked kidding me one more
I'm not I'm tired shit. I'm a 5 mil. So we better do pretty good this way. You know you can't get off until you have
Yes, I can yes, I can
Yes, we better have a good LG better have a good LG
Running out
Let's take a look. Let me see how close I am to 5L. Let's take a little peek. Shall we eat? Let's take a little peek.
Let's take a little peek.
I'm at 4.843 million. So we get $157,000 rain, right?
Minus what I bring in which is probably like 30,000 so like a hundred and
Eighty-seven thousand dollar rate we can get it done one foul swoop one foul swoop. What do you think?
What do you think what do you think?
Probably not happening do we got that easy. We got that easy
probably not happening
Yeah, no we got that easy that's easy talk that's easy talk
You think oh yeah
That's you're talking to the FPS gamer out of the year pow
This will be like work. We're getting done. Nicky's play
Good
Because you're funny you play FPS games
It was literally out of scale it was because of the scale yes it was yes it
was do you not see my acceptance speech you don't see my acceptance speech I
did that's right I made sure it was out of scale I even said it the exception
speech wait what do you say I said thank you for the FBS streamer of the year
of one out of it because of skill no doubt and then yes I did
yeah okay yeah yeah I did that's because that's why they gave it to me down the
best time to do it one more those other raids was just me a warm-up rage
mr. clumsy balance time to get down to the nitty gritty you in time out
Oh, yeah. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Don't bring me nothing. I don't want nothing.
Sure. I'm doing it raw. I'm doing it raw.
Hi.
You mind if I goop it? Does it raw?
No. Goop it can do it raw.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We talked to Mr. Chicken. There's just a sword spell.
Here we go. Perfect.
here we go with a couple of heels like you do a couple of these bad boys okay
by the way I'm gonna do a final check I'm doing a final check 4.83 million so we
would need I'm gonna $57,000 kit that means you would need $170,000 plus $57,000 that's
what? That's $227,560. Do you do that in one raid? Yeah. $227,560. We can do that, we can do that easy.
Yeah, that's right.
Wait, let me do a quick repair quick repair that we're good to go
There we go now we ride
Just not happening you see I'll show you power so you are
227,000 lickety split easy easy like
Oh, Mr. Geno and Mr. Call.
My wife is a good man. Good man.
And Mr. Squadron. My wife is a good man. Good man.
Good Latte news. Good Latte guys.
These are the cheese boys. These are the cheese gentlemen.
These are the cheese gentlemen.
Peanut in my bongus.
Hello from Jeremy. Hello, good sir. Hello, good sir.
You won't make it tonight, bro.
What kind of first time time is that?
Yes I will, yes I will, it'll be easy.
He's Mr. Dragoon.
You killed it on the side of a mogus, a big guy, a goop like me and join it.
Hell yeah, Mr. Tricky, hell yeah.
Now let's ride.
I
Put your game face on boys put your game faces on serious last raid serious last raid 227,000 goop
I got we're back here rig 30 started and they're fighting on major
Well, let's get them
There's no time for the water distillation system, Pussy. It's time to cash out.
$1,271K. All right, we'll get $227K and that guy a math textbook.
Cross the map?
We can do both. We can do both. We've done a hundred challenges.
Hey, what did you say?
Oh, you know, it's just in your container.
Okay.
Well, thanks, Chief.
Mm-hmm.
Want any clue?
I call it dead in under five minutes.
Not gonna happen, pal. Just you wait and see. Pull out your pen and paper. It's about to get a little serious.
What's that lovely tuna mirin?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
She.
That's beautiful, sir.
Oh.
Oh.
As you're moving, yeah, follow me again.
About three more people have died since you started playing that gig.
More than that, more than that, there's like 50 dead bodies back there.
Honestly, the guitar sounds really good in this game.
Yeah, it does, that's nice.
I agree.
I forgot to bring Fent.
Me too.
As you go through this building and out through the other side.
As there is a million
Oh my god
Dude why are box impossible once you want to do it
I missed it why would you shoot that so early?
Well, I saw I was getting the blast. I was getting the blast head
Yeah, the mixing up the hill running up. Yeah
Fuck
Yes, like holy shit
That's one right here there it looks like they're running the hack. We're gonna win
Oh
That was a nice shot
When behind this this walk right here. They're going to hatch. I see we get them. They probably got time to group on
Yeah, we only peek in the beginning
Nice shot
One on the other one. I want to buy it
He's revived
He's revived
Take him out now
One broke
Move down move down
Get out of here
Oh my god
He's like fighting
He's got one
He's working working
He's hit him
Literally
He's cheating
No I'm the one that's cheating
He's gonna keep the bodies. Yeah, what's up?
That's Coltsy that's Coltsy's eating you cheating you cheated fortnight to
He's a fortnight cheater. I know
You're cheating scumbag Coltsy you piece of set
Let's go on here. Let's go confront them
Let's go confront them this cheating scumbag can't get away with it anymore
You cannot keep getting away with this folksy. We're coming to tell you that you're a cheating scumbag
Come on now
Okay, all right God speed God speed God speed
Little bit of cool
Don't worry, Coachy, I'm on the way.
I'm so dead.
Well, I'm not alive.
Big case, big case.
You got you, Coachy, I got you.
Where you at?
I see one.
Careful with that one guy, by the way.
James fucking insane.
Then again, he's just praying so it's...
Oh, see no body.
There's so many around that wall.
I think there's only two left, though.
Let's just do a little flicking on him.
We're at the Raccoon Sea.
Lock in.
This event would be nice right now.
Just turn the rock, turn the rock,
and you're right here.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Go, go, go!
I fucking see that guy.
Two above you, two above you, tag.
Oh my dingle, oh my dingle.
Pina, play my side, play my side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I like to be who's I am.
this guy with this guy with the air.
I see him.
Push me, push me, push me, push me.
Oh my god, you're in danger.
You're in danger too, bro.
Broke one, broke one.
Broke another one.
I'm out.
Crack the balls, crack the balls,
broke one.
I got one.
Retreat, retreat.
Yeah, crawl.
Come on, come on.
Dude, there's another team.
There's another team.
Yeah, crawl.
There's a full team next to me.
I can't because there's a guy right above you have a smoke I didn't smoke him okay
I got so much for you as a coach one really yeah oh we're back on it thank you
Come on
Follow me
Jupiter whoa
Those guys did have the fucking nature close then holy dingle you're up to a hundred thirty eight thousand
Thanks, you know we gotta kill more
Oh here take these two
Oh my god, I think you pop
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Give me extra shoes. Recharge them by change. Like one or two?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, thank you, Genji.
You're a blessing.
You're a ray of sunshine in a dark tunnel.
You know that?
Okay, where's the knife?
We're dead.
I'm going back in!
RUN!
Camo.
Hey, what the fuck? I don't have my smokes.
This guy's fucking terrible.
Oh, here we go.
Uh, I... I'm out of shit, Tartus.
I just got an influx
Wow, what's looking at you guys? That's weird. Why is that guy rotating there?
One's right above you peanut to the left
Guys have really good shots. I have no shields and charges. Yeah, I'm gonna come over to you and give you some I
Pick some extra up the eyes one back right one's back right up this little shack and the ones above you peanut
He's gonna hear you above you though right where that Shack's running now
On the way around to above you but we can I see my table
Yeah
I think that guy's full of shit. Oh, yeah, you have to see for that guy. He's I already had to go to end
These too many rocks
broken broken with charge!
come on left, come on left, come on left right here
you have any smoke?
come on!
double direct head shot with a shotgun that's not a kill?
one more right here, one more right here
fuck you sir, fuck you
fuck you
this guy, it's this guy right here
I can't...
fuck you sir in the red pants
fuck you in the white and purple honey
Fuck you as well in the sleeveless shirt. Fuck you guys. I'm going home
Yeah, I will I will
Hey, you cut that up right now young man. You cut that out
Yeah, I will you cut that out
Don't make me turn around again of the mysterious consequences
Follow me, crew.
Get out of here!
Oh, well, hold on now, hold on, don't need for hasty decisions.
Sorry, P.M.
Don't need for hasty decisions.
I'm coming home.
I'm reaching them up, I'm reaching them up.
Yeah, they see the guy.
You think you got a little bit of a fibulae to fair group, huh?
I don't, I don't.
But I got this, I got this.
Well, we lost.
Ah
On it was one of them cheating I think so oh no
Oh a cheester I
think so now this is a thing that this team when you guys were looting those guys I was full sprinting up
I see
Not a cheese there
He's bone-stupid, Amp-Ap.
Yeah, he's mojiin' around on the little jaunty walk.
No, that guy looted Jinji, he's the guy with the hood on.
I'm still alive.
I'm trying to go over and get out.
Well, Jinji's on the move.
Oh.
Does that guy have a hatchkey?
Yeah, I have a hatchkey, too.
Oh
Mr. Jack don't be global
Yeah
This one house like three times I appreciate my that's much my boy. You have to that big man. You die
That's not a matter of now.
No, we have to go further on like over here.
I promise I'm going to give up.
No, no, no.
I have an iPad on me.
What? What did I do? I do nothing.
I do nothing, I do nothing.
I want to get 230K.
Well, we failed.
Okay.
We failed.
So maybe next time I
Shall keep going, but I'm actually exhausted dude. I'm tired of shit. I got a slight headache
It's because I'm living off granola bars
That would do it
They got they've got collaries, but they got the nutrients needed for
My brain activity I'm talking about
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm a lot of thinking going on drains my resources quick
Big Macs
Those got meat bread
Tomatoes lettuce the whole triangle the whole food pyramid all in one tasty bite
You see if this jackfrey's my boy
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
You got a plan?
I just didn't want them to give
me a loop.
Tomatoes, the tomatoes are
gross.
They may very well be made of
Big Mac. Honestly, he might have Big Mac has those tomatoes. 30 hours on our
What the hell have I been eating fucking next coming. You honestly, he could wait.
He has 30 hours on our greatest. Yeah, I think maybe he's the next straw.
Maybe the apology or something. Oh, true, true, true, true, true.
fast learner fast learner fast learner
she's good for him honestly good for him
what was his team level 0 hey getting up
there getting up there that's pretty high
30 hours on our creators scheme level 0
you know what it was probably probably
forgot his login credentials.
Oh, that happened to you.
I hate when that happened.
With the two-factor authentication,
you get a new phone or something.
You know, I'm talking about you probably just
forgot his login credentials.
That's what it is.
That's why what's going on here.
That's why what's going on here.
That's why what's going on here.
In that white circle in the middle of the screen,
probably just burning from another game.
Good time out?
And honestly, there's a lot of mesh glitches.
So all the green highlights and all the characters
of the map could be just glitches.
It is a pretty fairly new game.
You know what I mean?
Honestly, that's an Imbar 10.
And honestly, the circle in the middle,
if you're moving around a lot, it gets pretty big.
I mean, even if he's not Amani, even when the bullets hit you,
maybe it's just RNG.
Maybe he's just a really lucky guy.
Oh, beginner's luck.
He said his team level was zero, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beginner's luck.
That's what it was.
He just made it.
He forgot his log in credentials,
and then he got a dash from the beginner's luck.
I hate, you know, you hate to see it.
That's why what happened. That's why what happened if you don't mind. That's why what happened. That's why what happened
Honestly, hmm. That's why they pay you the big bucks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you got to consider all the factors into month
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't do that. That might be my fault that honestly, maybe yeah, maybe you
Yeah, a piece of crappy girl. You're gonna
That's what was going on. Yeah, true. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly. Not wrong. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Exactly. Oh, did you go? Yeah, did you just got to make a progress over here?
You're gonna have to...
Yeah.
You might make it.
That's right in front of me.
They called the extract.
Oh
She's here live she's got the regeneration who's he do's he
You actually gonna make this look it like it
Is there a moose behind you?
No, I think it's...
I think it's my person making that noise, going down a hill.
That's a moose. I've heard of moose before.
I can recognize a moose a mile away. That's a moose.
You, I'll tell you, turn around!
Hey, Gigi. Careful.
Hey, Gigi, turn around! Turn around!
Gigi, Gigi! Gigi, turn!
Turn around!
muster run off
Those mooshes they're quick you know they actually are quickening water then away and on land maybe there's a small lake next to you
They swim off
Yeah
Her baby per maybe well listen, I'm tired of sitting three in the morning and I want burgers
So we have to finish up this five million tomorrow
I'm guy. I've got let me check. Let me do the price. I've been 4.772 with
228,000 away, that's nothing that's nothing as we are checking the mail. We're saving it for after
One with the Tempest has multiple game bands on record pressure count
But you don't know but you come on close you're not looking at the whole situation the first guy
Forgot his login credentials and had beginner's luck
And the second guy how many game bands do you have?
Multiple didn't even give me a number you that's because he's a reform cheater
How is he gonna learn not to cheat if he doesn't cheat?
Yeah, you idiot you idiot you hit it you hit it looks you are so
single-minded
You are peace to say he he's a brief visa a read a read he's reborn
He's read. He's reformed. He no longer cheats the cheating. He's in the past
It's in the past
Clumsy what's in the past is the past. You know I'm talking about it's the past
Why are you looking at it? Sure? Why are you looking at his multiple game bands on his steam account and judging him?
For cheating in this game. You're looking at his past. Look at the future
What is he doing now?
Probably you see in Tetris. That's you know, I thought you would probably happen
You play as a kid and he play hop on his account and click the couple links and down and it's probably a false band
Multiple false bands that actually does happen a lot. That she does happen a lot. Mm-hmm pussy. Yeah, honestly fuck you you piece of shit
Yeah, it was his brother. It was his brother that hopped on probably
Mr.. I'm enjoying watching
Come back
Thank you, brother. All right. All right. This piece of since come back. I'm getting off. I am I am I am
Tired of shit. I'm not a much on your stuff
I'm getting burgers
No, no, no, no, the candleberry stuff, like the event.
Fuck my jingleberries, I'm getting burgers.
Dude.
I'm fucking getting burgers.
Don't sell that stuff.
Just sell it and get burgers.
I want burgers, I'm hungry, I'm tired.
GG's, guys.
Alright, GG's, have a good one, close each.
Have a good one, GG's.
GG's.
Good play, I'm down.
Morgulators, I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
I'm Ginov! I'm Ginov!
Have a silly little night, gentlemen.
Full of silly little dreams, perhaps. Perhaps.
As well as silly little things, per chance.
Per maybe.
Per maybe. Per maybe.
If you ever so desire.
Oh
Pete the mail be sent. Yeah, I know the mail be sent
But it takes like a week and the expeditions in like 24 hours
We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know how long do we have on the setup one day 20 hours?
Yeah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We'll be fine
uh-oh take a shower I already took a shower on Monday I'm getting off I'm getting off good
Why did peanut butter and jelly take the bus?
They didn't want to loaf around.
There they go.
From the
Demon-ass killed.
Tot!
Tot!
Tot!
Tot!
Good night.
Good night.
OK.
Good night.
OK.
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I am.
I'm a diary to to-