TheBurntPeanut
NUTE RAIDERS | WE ARE REBORN | A NEW PATH IS FORGED IN FIRE AND FLAME | #ShartInMyMouth #BUNUGLATE
12-23-2025 · 7h 53m
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It's pretty much my best!
You already know what that means!
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Another day of our greatest gentlemen another day in paradise
How are you buggy ladies doing on this fine?
mini main Monday?
You don't you worry boys will play talk up soon. I don't like you. I'm telling you I keep telling you
We're gonna play talk off by the way
By the way, we're gonna take it a little bit relaxed for the for a little bit. I don't feel my best today
I don't feel my best today, but I
Keep telling you're gonna play talk off
But then cool stuff keeps happening like last week was supposed to play and then the snow came out
You can't miss the snow and then I might and I was gonna play this week
But the new wife is he is what can you do? What can you do?
what can you do there's nothing you could do there's nothing you could do what
can I say what can you do but don't you worry boys me and officer will hit talk
about very soon as soon as these guys stop giving us endless new content
Oh
Officer I was actually texting officer today. I was texting officer today. He's doing good. He's doing good. He's in high spirits. He's in high spirits
He's in high spirits very high spirits. We're gonna play very soon. We're gonna play very soon
So he just oh, yeah good thinking good thinking
With my glass go
Give me that good thinking good thinking
That's just bad luck. That's just bad luck right there. That's just that's just bad voodoo. That's bad voodoo right there
You can't start the week off wrong
Here we are here we are perfect
She is gentlemen to a spin tiferous new wife, we will be level 75 before the night is out
the nectar of the gods take me away take me away from these trials and
tribulations of everyday life Kai watchy released buggy later base today
we talk is that something else other than the the the event that he put on the
show I've only seen the show I've always seen where he put us up on the
big screen that's all I've seen that's anything else is unbeknownst to me
unbeknownst to me oh my god it's loud as shit holy crap yeah dude that shit bus and
she's jit no cap that ass on a stack she's ten toes down type shit that
should be bus and low-key low-key of course low-key can't be high-key though
of course
a hud's called you an alcoholic better than a fatter hall like that piece of
shit. Psych of gods, Psych of gods, Psych of gods, many blessings, many Christmas whimsy
blessings to Mr. Huts of Gors, many Christmas blessings. Ho, ho, ho, Huts! God please bring
him or Zimbrick for Christmas. The keyboard, yes, it's on the way, it's in the mail,
in the mail. It's in the mail. It's in the mail. Oh, oh, where's the merchant? The merchant
was already here. We released it last week. X-Mate's point went, I already told you. I
already told you. But we actually got it. I'm going to start off a little slow this
week. I hope you guys don't mind. I'm not feeling my super duper best right now. My
super duper best. I didn't sleep at all Saturday night because I was waiting for
the wife. Actually, you would piss me off is I was waiting for the wife and then
two minutes before the wipe happened I went and took a shit and I didn't think
that it was gonna automatically do whatever it was gonna do so I missed the
cool cutscene I have yet to see it still I missed the screen where it tells you
all your stats which is weird because you would think you would have to click
off of that but I swear to God I went took a shit I came back and I was on the
character selection screen swear to God swear to God I missed all of it I
I missed all of it, I don't know what happened.
I could have swore, you know that screen you get that tells you all your stats?
I could have swore you had to click off of that, but you didn't.
I came back from the shit, and it was just, it was just the character selection screen.
I missed all of it.
I got to, is there any way to get it back?
Does he really know if there's a way to get it back or no?
Hmm, is he codex?
Ooh, oh, you know what?
I think it is just the codex, isn't it?
Is it just the codex, but they showed on the main screen?
Let me see, let me see.
239 hours time spent outside, Jesus Christ.
We're getting to friendless territories,
we're getting to closey territories.
Ooh, 2,259 players knocked out,
not too shabby, not too shabby.
Eight times revived a stranger.
That's kind of a piece of shit actually.
Are we sure these stats are correct?
Are we sure these stats are correct?
There is no way I don't...
No, it's bugged. Okay, thank God.
Thank God. Thank God. Thank God.
Is there a stat for how many times you've been revived by people that are not your teammate?
Is there a stat for that? Does anybody know?
Oh, actually, he loved to know that.
That's... I honestly, I think we have the highest.
If I had to take a guess, I think we have the highest in the world.
I don't think that exists actually, I don't think that exists, do you know what that exists?
Let me see, let me see.
I'm not reading all this, oh my god, this is like a million things.
Oh wait, times, oh no, that's times revived us stranger, not revived by a stranger.
Yeah, I don't think they got that, I don't think they got that.
Honestly, I'm pretty certain, I'm pretty certain, I'm pretty certain we'd be, we'd be up there, we'd be up there, we'd be up there, we'd be up there, we'd be up there.
Check time spent in stash, fuck yourself, Starfudge.
I still haven't got that keg, by the way, for the keg in nature.
I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
Now, one moment, let me go ahead and make sure my hacks aren't activated.
One moment, one moment.
I noticed my screen was a little washed out when I saw those videos.
We're gonna keep it at a cool 1.15 until it gets dark.
Let me take a peek at my goods.
By the way, I also had one piece of mail left over from the previous fight, which is where
I got this nifty renegade for, and I also played a couple rounds last night after the
wipe, just to get a little warmed up, just to get a little warmed up.
Uh, good boys, what are you leveling up this time?
I'm thinking about just going back to mobility.
Is everybody doing mobility?
Wait, is anybody going for this anymore?
Or is this out?
Is this no longer the cool thing to do?
Anybody going for that no more?
Ask now they go from ability. Okay. That's how I was thinking. I don't think that's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking.
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Gotcha. Number one priority is finding those bitches that didn't go on the expedition.
The ones with the tempest fours, and the vindicate fours, and the venator fours, and demolishing
them, taking the goop and putting it back in our stash, and his priority number one.
The Meta, joined into six adds, thanks, Pineda.
Don't thank me yet, I'm getting you a dictionary, that way you can spell adds right, a three
letter word.
That's what you should really be thinking me up. By the way, there's people down there
I don't know if you saw that
Call me to do a little circumnavigation all my fucking God bend me over call me lassie and violate my shed. Oh
Oh my god
Run
Perfect
Well, we're gonna get there with like 30 bullets left, sublime, sublime, perfect, perfect.
Fuck you sir, fuck you, I'm going home.
Oh my god, he's really handsome.
Oh.
It's a dunk!
Do you think?
Ooh!
I like it!
Do you invent?
OOF
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh, we go.
Easter silly.
Easter silly.
Let me.
What?
Perpetable scholar!
Hello sir! Hello! How are you on this fine day?
You wouldn't mind if I murder you and take your items do ya?
Not at all, what time?
Oh ho ho ho!
Oh good sir. No, this is how things have to be.
This is how things have to be.
Come to terms with it, demon.
In mere moments, I'm going to come over there and take your goop!
Please don't kill me, I'm taking my goop out!
Oh no! The clock of time is already set into motion, young one!
There is no escape, there is no re-bottle!
You will die here! You will die here, bastard!
I don't want to die!
That's too bad
Show yourself demons
But you want to this
Come get it
Oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo
Oh my god sir sir sir sir sir you are lucky I was only using one percent of my
power. Excellent raid. What a sweet delight. What a sweet delight. I saw them with my entire clip.
Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands there unfazed.
We got to get better equipment boys. We got to get better equipment. That's not going to cut it.
The Stitcher Level 1, no attachments, it's not going to cut it. It's not going to cut it.
We need a better piece of equipment. One moment while I look through my arsenal.
We actually, you know what? Let's move on. We can upgrade Mr. Chicken.
No, let's move on. We can upgrade Mr. Chicken.
It's a serendipitous idea. Those who harness Mr. Chicken's power will rule first!
Whoever can upgrade Mr. Chicken to its maximum power!
Or don't suck. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, heave. I appreciate that, sir.
I literally hit him with every bullet in my magazine. It's not my fault. He's built like a mountain
It's a rooster die in the game of course die in the game of course in rock radius
That's mr. Chicken you will not be insulting mr. Chicken. Oh folks. He has a full-level cock
Are you talking about your chicken? We already?
No, he does it. No, he does it. No way
Clokes he's got Mr. Chicken Max down already. Let's ride!
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Have you heard these machine we continue success things mr. Cleo my boy good man good
Oh, man!
Uh, uh...
Got bugs in my eyes. I got bugs in my skin.
Hashtag team lead and tax Mr. Byrd Peanut Flush.
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
It's very kind of you, brothers. It's very kind of you, brothers.
Thank you, boys.
Uh, uh...
By the way, boys, what time did Coke see get off?
Is there a chance he's joining us tonight?
Because I'm not certain I can...
I can face all these fools.
They didn't go on the expedition with our poop weapons alone.
it was 12 30 oh 12 30 he got these should be on pretty soon then he said six or
seven he got off nine hours ago he got off at 12 okay good good good good good
he should be joining us very soon then and then we can grab Jinji too the
dynamic trio he's got to find these last rooms you get mr. chicken maxed out we
can get mr. chicken maxed out harnesses power we should be able to get the
Maximum guns and take down those hooligans that didn't reset
And where are these last rooms the ancient speak of
Yes, you guys we are the last rooms at the ancient speak of I just realized I've ever done it on this map
We are the little baskets
Look for baskets
Gee, thanks
Thank you good sir got a ponderer in the chat gentlemen got a certified thinker in the chat. Thank you sir
You could think a good thing and we are up we are up
Oh, thank God, thank God.
Do me that.
There's got to be some baskets around here somewhere.
Ooh, perhaps a little bit of poop in here.
Ooh!
Oh.
Ooh, not too savvy.
Gotta be some baskets around here somewhere.
No baskets in the swamp.
Oh, basket!
Do that.
Olives and prickly pears!
Score!
Would you even remember how many olives and prickly pears we need?
You pass one go back
Really go back go back
Let's go on over there
Oh, there we go do that
In some poo store
We need a couple more baskets couple of baskets and we how many how many pigory
pigs and have one how many Hoosie doosies all of it's six of each okay
thank you good chair oh dingle oh dingle oh fuck you sir fuck you
oh my god just keep working oh
Take this, pussy!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Josh!
What an idiot!
Oh!
No scares to pay the bills, Mr. Silly.
No way.
No scares to pay the bills. Oh
Sure help this maniac I was mining over my own business quicky lemons in April constant
He came out of nowhere. He started being racist. You sort of heard the slurs coming out of his mouth. He's a racist
No, he shot me first I remember I said I come in peace
I'm friendly and he said I hate you and they started yelling a bunch of slurs
Oh
Thank you, hold up now hold up wait a minute wait a minute hold up now wait a minute hold up
Damn it
Gentlemen
No matter, no matter, but a beer warm up a small bump on the road to success
I'm gonna try to be on this 20 minutes. Okay. We got a lock in we got a lock in
I am not missing out on this clutch blooms. We are getting mr. Chicken fucking jack
I thought so was we're friendly to you me too and then that guy started being racist
peanut racist
I don't know what the hell that's wrong!
Hey!
I'm sorry, little hairball!
Ooh, jeez!
Let's ride!
All right, this raid!
This raid is the raid!
We got 20 minutes left on those blooms.
That should be just enough time to collect the apricots.
No, not apricots.
The prickly pears and the olives that we require.
Keep your head on the swivel.
Keep your peepers open.
And expect the unexpected.
If you're aggressive you get put in aggressive servers.
I'm peaceful. I do a lot of peaceful stuff.
Just right there I saw that guy mercy by killing him.
He was in much pain.
guy mercy by killing him he was in much pain
hey I don't know that what I wish you could not see you later oh my god
Oh my god, sir, sir, sir!
I require immediate assistance, sir!
I require immediate assistance!
This crank is on the horizon!
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
You're not gonna kill me for that.
No, no, no, no, no!
You're crazy, you're crazy!
I'm just here for prickly pears and
oh thank you sir thank you sir
oh you know what we should probably go
to the hydroponic dome capacity center
this way this way yes yes I will bring home the industrial batteries and the
olives in the prickly pears you get all that our heart desires
You're on a venture.
Don't worry, I'm not like those people. I follow your lead.
Oh, thank God, thank God. That guy cannot follow the team leader to save his life.
I'm telling you, there's got to be a screw loose or something.
You only have seven concussions. That might be why he's stupid.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what I think too.
I left mine.
Looking for baskets. They could be anywhere. They could be anywhere.
Anywhere at all.
I think you take that red Hoosy Doogee for that battery.
That one. Where'd it go? This one right here.
Oh, it's like, it's empty.
I don't know if you guys see any boys, give me that, perhaps in here?
Oh, oh, oh, oh my, that's good goop, that is good goop right there, that's possibly the
the best thing we could have found right here.
Oh, baskets yet.
We're hiding from us.
They don't want us to find them.
But we will find them.
They can't hide forever.
Oh, take those leaves.
They have our, they have our apricots and our lemons
in our, in our olives.
George!
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See that seems like a lot of running I really want to do that
That's a lot of that's a that's a lot of running you understand
There's a lot of running yeah, I don't like I don't want to do that
Maybe your batteries in here I'll take over yonder
Focus on the fruits.
Yo, I'm looking for them.
There's nowhere to be found.
No fruits over here.
Hmm.
Let me take this one spot that I found a basket last game before I got pulverized.
Oh, yeah, there's one right here.
Score!
Oh, pretty piss.
We're cookin', we're cookin'...
Five ads should be illegal. No, complaining in the chat first time, chat about ads while I have three platforms without ad streaming at the same time should be illegal.
You should not be able to be that stupid, it should be against the law.
Now, one moment, sir, while I look for fruits.
No basket in there do you know where
Okay, all right, I'm in your rear. I'm on your rear. I'm on your I'm on your six
I left you to become watch ads me that's good work good work good work good makes you complain
the chat as well makes you complain the chat as well even though there's multiple art to
alternatives at all time that's a requirement that's a requirement you have to complain
even though there's multiple alternatives. There's no choice. You have to.
What's this? Oh, thank you, sir.
Well, adds. I hate adds. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
little bit of fend, little bit of fend, I'm coming up, we're taking the extract, we gotta
kill em, we have our apricot tonight, our prickly pins, uh, it's Simper Fire, Simper
fire oh shit oh yes cuz I hate you I hate you oh no he might be my city my
I'm moving my shit.
Gotcha.
Oh, come on in, the water's fine.
What did they do to my boy?
What did they do to my boy?
I'll look for a defibrillator, don't you worry.
I'm gonna get you back up,
you're gonna be in tip top shape,
you're gonna live for a long time, you know that?
This isn't the end for you! You're gonna live forever!
What? What?
Wait, wait...
What?
Wait, who?
Oh!
Wait...
Who?
Wait...
Who is my amigo?
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir!
Oh, oh shit, oh shit!
You're back up a little bit. I gotta switch his body.
Back up a little bit, back up a little bit.
Back up, back up.
Just, just a minute, just a minute.
Oh.
Do you have any defibrillators for that guy over there?
What do we do with them?
Oh, oh, oh, don't.
No, you're gonna live forever. You're gonna live forever. Come on. We'll get you out of here. We'll get you out of here. Come on guys
We'll get you out of here. Come on. We'll get you out of here
You eat the extract in the extract it are you bastard? You've come up. You've come up your back. I did
What have you done? Oh?
Shit
What?
What?
How is that motherfuckin' not dead?
Oh my god, oh my god!
Open the door! Open the door!
Hello sir!
Oh, hold on now sir, hold on now sir, there's no need for the hostilities!
No need for the hostilities sir, hold up now, wait a minute!
Let's go!
Hurry!
Oh
RIP that one guy RIP boys oh sevens in the chat for that fine gentleman
You will give on in the hearts of bug honey forever
Is this live or not good question good question? Let me make sure I got it right is the live stream
live. Is that the question? I just want to make sure we're on the same page here. I
just want to make sure we're on the same page. Are you asking if the live stream
alright is live? Is that the question? I just want to make sure we're all here on
the same page together so I don't give you any misinformation. I just want to
re-clarify just to double-check your question is is the live stream live? Is
that your question? Yes sir. The question is the answer is yes. The
answer is yes that question sir the live stream is live for the people in the back
the live stream is live good question though good question let me tell you let
me tell you good question I actually have a tasty tasty tasty window and a pack
of 64 assorted crayons that you sir would love I will be shipping them out
to you completely free do not thank me sir it is something I do to give back
to the community you do not have to thank me sir the blues are the most
delicious but some people enjoy the reds as well one moment you sort my
coop let me sort my coop
red is the best yes see some people do prefer the red some people do prefer
the red and that's okay I myself I like green the most I'm a green I'm a
green guy I'm a green peanut I like I like that I like I like green the
best okay well at least we got out with a little bit of stuff we got two see that's
not gonna cut it we've only got one more lusher blooms possibly really of seven
minutes is our last lusher blooms we're gonna have to hit this thing hard we
can't get distracted with the with the turmoil of the landscape oh shit oh
yeah I forgot I have an auto mod that ties people out for asking if it's
live guys don't ask if the stream is live I have an auto mod that ties you up
for like 10 minutes don't do that don't do that don't do that don't do that and
everybody's getting time down all right perfect all right probably would have
been better just to not mention it okay well all right well they go it's like
a hundred people well and there goes a hundred more okay all right well hmm one
One moment, gentlemen, one moment, one moment, boys.
Or sell these bad boys like you do.
Guys, stop, time to use, I don't think YouTube has,
oh yes it does, oh my God, YouTube also has that function.
Guys, stop asking if the stream is live,
it will time you out for like,
it might even be an hour, I forgot how I said that
actually, it might even be like an hour.
Okay, YouTube is typing it so fast that the auto mod literally can't even keep up.
Kick! I don't have that function on you guys.
Fuck you guys, you guys can... I don't have that function over there.
I couldn't figure out how to make it work.
Uh...
Uh, YouTube was actually just getting around it by typing it too much to where the system is broken.
Congratulations, sir. Congratulations, you have broken my system.
Condolences, sir.
We sell these bad boys. Here we go.
Sell this fella here like you do.
Well, hmmm...
Keep those. I think we might need...
I think we might need more lemons and apricots.
So I'm gonna keep those. Just in case things get a little frisky out there.
Just in case things get a little crazy.
We'll save that too. We'll sell the bombs. I don't really use bombs.
I find bombs get you killed pretty often, unless it's the Trigonade.
it's gonna a little bit more ammo for Mr. Chicken like it do.
Here we go.
Perfect.
I have a guitar.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way!
No way!
This must have come back an insurance from the cheater!
Right before I logged off last night I claimed my insurance and that's how I got this renegade.
It must have I must have had a guitar on me too!
Nice!
Here we are so back! We are back!
Let's go!
Let me go ahead and trade this bad boy out for a triangle.
I did do.
Actually, I think I might with a, no, no, no, I'm going to do a green triangle.
Pink triangle is too risky.
I'm going to wait till Kloaksy is out and we can use him as human meat shield.
Flesh for disposal.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Right.
Now we ride.
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I can't read all that you type it too fast. I can't read that you're typing too fast. I
can't read it. I can't read it. You're typing too fast.
It's time to talk slow, and I can't read
Only once you recharge it we said true wait. Oh
Well, never mind. Well, that'll have to do let's ride
Feeeeeeeeeeek!
That's right.
This is our last Luspluge. We actually have to lock in here, boys. No more goofing around.
No more goofing around.
If you get serious, if you get serious, we need six olives and four prickly pears.
We cannot lose this rate. This is the final Luspluge. These come far and few. Far and few.
We cannot afford to lose this one.
So many olives on me, what a poo.
Turn Kermit on, wouldn't you like that?
Wouldn't you weather boy?
You gotta focus up.
You have Kermit talking about spitting and coming in my butt all the time.
You gotta focus.
You gotta focus up.
Where would baskets be?
Oh
George Oh
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a
Oh my god
Oh my god, we're dead and we're dead. Oh my god guys. That'd be cool if you shot each other
That'd be cool guys. You should try shooting each other. I heard it's really fun. I heard it's like super fun
You should try shooting each other. I heard it's like the new hot thing to do
It's like super cool number one on the charts
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
Well, we got to make a decision here boys
We either kill ourselves and hopefully get back into another loom raid or we try to raise them up
Oh, we risen or killing us. Well, okay. Wait, I should ask that don't type that into the chat
I'll get bad should we reset or should we?
Sure, oh sure. Thank God you came just in time you came just in time look these men up the helm
Disgusting these men up there. They were ruthless
i mean i wasn't gonna say anything but now that you bring it up
that would
what?
five dollar?
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now i'm a slot
shit
excellent raid gentlemen
excellent raid
excellent raid gentlemen
hopefully we have time for one more last blooms
I know I thought he was going to
oh and we missed it oh my god we actually don't wait wait wait wait
I'm gonna do the closest track I'm gonna do the closest track I'm gonna reset my time I'm
gonna turn my time back
how do you change your time adjust date and time
here we go that's what you get cheater hacker man's hacker exploiter cheater
hacking oh no my time was just wrong I had to adjust it the time on my
computer it was it it was wrong it was wrong I had to adjust it to make sure
Everything's right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. One moment
This works, I don't know if they patched the sound
He was starting back up. Take a little peep. Take a little peep. Oh
Well, that didn't work. All right. Well, we're dead. We're fine. All right. Well
That didn't work at all gentlemen. That did not work at all. That didn't work. I'm pretty sure they patched it out.
Oh my god.
Does anyone know where to find olives and prickly pears outside of Lush Blooms?
Blue gate.
Okay.
Good ticket, good ticket.
we're on blue gate blue gate blue gate
olive Grove that would make sense that
would make sense that that that that would
make sense that would make sense we do
olives grow on trees or do they grow
on the ground. Trees. Okay, somebody better be writing this down. Um, okay, okay, alright,
Okay guys, okay, oh, let's run!
Eeeeh, again!
Uh...
Mrs. Swinton, I'm sorry about that, my boy.
Thank you, brother. I appreciate you, big man.
I hope you and your family are doing well, probably.
I hope you and your family do well.
Who you family might praise, brother?
Oh, we spotted the olive grove!
Score!
A lemon?
I sure a lemon in the olive grove.
an apricot apricot apricot apricot apricot
You can't kick the big trees.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Got it.
There's a tree.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There we should find more.
Here we are.
Where'd it go?
Oh, we're down the one.
Oh my God.
We are cooking.
We are cooking.
Oh my goodness.
We're down the one.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
There's only three olives in the olive garden.
It's not much of an olive garden.
Oh, olive grove. Yeah, there's not much of an olive grove.
Is there anything I'm missing here, boys?
Across the road.
Oh, hello, sir. Hello.
I'm but a humble traveler looking for olives.
Don't mind me now.
You got any extra lemon or apricot, bro?
Yeah, I got either tears, two lemons,
And four apricots look at that you're the goat you're the goat you're the goat
What another olive score
Do that you need we only what we're all over
Is there any pickly pears on this map or no?
Is there a pickly pear grove?
No pickly pear grove?
Bairine city.
Okay, got it, got it.
Let's move!
sir sir would you like to accompany me to the extract yes it would be safer if we
start to gather power in numbers thank you good job thank you good well hold
out now let's kill those people first
Let's run!
All of the clue
Let's see, let's see, let's see
Deeper peepers open
Are you winning, son?
We hold up sir well hold up wait a minute hold up take this pussy oh how about you
take a little bit of this big boy oh he's one shot he's one shot kill him
he's one shot and two shot he's two shot oh my god wait sir wait hold up
before you listen to me I have six olives I'm prepared to give you two
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
I told you to leave you I think we'd lose a 2v1
that you run that simulation back a hundred times we win a 99 times
Excellency, gentlemen. Excellency, gentlemen. Excellency, gentlemen. Perhaps another. No matter,
we will go back and get four olives. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. The bronze James of Olives.
Blue gate is the ghetto? No it's not sure. Stella Montess is the ghetto. I have seen so many fuckers with the new outfit and the shicies go around, free kids ducking and a dive and that's the ghetto.
They whip out their Glock 9s and represent their city. Now let's ride!
Let's get the arms again. Look at the split. Nothing gained, nothing lost.
Our first olive of the day. Or not. All right. That was a fake tree. They faked us
out. Oh, another fake tree. Oh, another fake tree. Oh, another fake tree. And they're
I'm getting us good this time.
Oh, give me that.
Score!
I think some trees come pre-kicked.
It's about, mm, mm, I think some trees,
oh, I mean, now you can kick the tree?
Is there like a time limit thing?
Dude, did we just take that tree like two seconds ago?
Missed one.
Oh, take that. Give me that. Oh, that was a... I think that was a dublée.
Hello, sir. I'm just looking for olives. No need to bother with me, sir.
Hey, brother.
Oh, hello, sir. How are you on this fine day?
I'm just going to bed.
Oh, you just hanging around looking for olives?
Oh
Couple of these huh couple of these oh
Oh, you didn't see that one coming did you didn't see that one coming? Oh god
I'm special for you as well watch check this out. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, I like that, huh?
Oh, and then and then and then one of these
How you like that I like that
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I must continue to look for olives. There's many olives about
Me there's a dead person
Oh, gosh, I'll keep my people jumping for him, don't you worry don't you worry?
Oh
What's up, what's up?
This guy actually looks kind of geared
Is he here?
I lied there
Scanners stitchers
Oh, snitch count.
Yes.
Guys, two enemies on this starboard bow over there.
Look!
Look!
They were just yelling, I'm coming to kill all three of you guys.
Do you hear that?
Do you guys hear that?
We got to get them charged!
Look at him!
He's following me.
Charge!
Oh
This is not a Pharaoh
Fuck you fuck you. We heard what you said you can't fool us demon
We heard what you said. Oh my god shoot someone else for the love of God, please by everything holy
My god, this is going just like last time
He's cooking, he's cooking.
Are you sure where you're going?
What was that for?
I don't know, I was just hanging out with these two guys over here and then three guys over
there came over and started yelling nonsense.
No, he's going to shoot me.
No, I was with you guys.
I was with you guys over here.
I was in that building.
You guys didn't see me.
And then those three guys over there came out of nowhere
and they started shooting us.
Got a dandy D-Fib pertents?
Get the bun, girl.
Oh, a noble sacrifice.
Oh, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
How dare you attack us, you demon!
How dare you attack us!
Go burn to the shadow, Robzy, when you came!
Little bit of coo-oop.
Little bit of coo-oop.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh
Oh
Not too shabby boy, not too shabby. Let's get our last dollars. We got it here
We're all of we're all of it's our reading
What do you mean?
We're a quick one.
We're a quick one.
We're a quick one.
We're a quick one.
You wear all the olives out.
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Gotcha!
Oh!
Give me that!
We got it! We got it! Go! Go! Go!
What are you doing here?
Fu- No, it was a close one. That was a close one, boys.
Had to use diplomacy for that one. Had to fool them.
Get into their minds. Poisoned.
Keep your peepers open.
Thin?
Oh, you're good to go, good to go.
Oh!
Fussy, fussy, fussy.
Go and fight?
No, no, I made that mistake last time.
I made that mistake that last time.
In this time.
I'm not making it again who be once came on you who be twice
Done dr. Do it
Let's leave
We'll think about you for a second
Did you reset Peter?
By the way, I saw a guy down there said that his account glitched and didn't reset that is the worst
That is the worst sir. Enjoy another two months of absolutely no progress concern that
Sucks and I pray for you that sucks and I feel for you sir
He don't know you could be good to get it. That's a new sip
Like a warb
What do you get for resetting? You get a cool new outfit. Take a look at this.
Or, or look at the, or look at the left side of it. The front side's even cooler.
I swear, I swear. And you get five extra space points in like 12 extra stash spaces.
Mm-hmm space stash bases. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool shit's ugly to be honest
No, it's cool what are you talking about cool
Excellent
Oh, yeah, and mr. Chicken he gets stuff like six percent faster
I need that.
Excellent rate out there gentlemen, excellent rate out there.
time for the prickly pears. Now time for the prickly pears, gentlemen. Should be a quick scoop.
Put that away, and this away, and that away, and sell these, and put that away, and put this
away, put that away, put this away, put that away, sell these, put that away, then sell this,
put that away, trade it for a green triangle, like this. Then put this bad boy right there,
The other way, grab that, put that right there, put this right here, THEN!
We ride.
His coach is coming, or as soon as he wakes up, and fucker, he won't...
I think he's still napping.
I said, join up Slime and 704, and where you at at 733.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, we could get Genji, we could get Genji won like some duos.
Oh.
Think you can get...
We already have another one.
Oh
Kitchen in Stella for all the fruits
You guys which one's better for prickly pears the kitchen in Stella or buried city
Okay, got it, got it, that's right.
We're in Baird City, we're in Baird City, you guys know where it is in Baird City?
specifically oh mr. goodbye to mr. not a number one for the fight of the boys good man good
uh man good lucky dudes good a lucky guys by the train south by cactuses okay let's ride
That's why we asked you part for a second part for a second need a first two six million
Extra focus very city park that they said by the train
New district
We see me see
So here's the park
There's the train
Which I see is where's where's the prickly pears on?
at this south
hmm
South east
Never eat salty waffles. We're in the Southeast
We wouldn't pick me pants grow on the untreated they go on the ground
on the cactuses. Okay, okay, gotcha. That makes sense, that makes sense. That makes
sense. They're prickly pears.
I'm not seeing nothing.
Maybe we doubt over this way. Maybe this big batch of of green.
Now go and shout out, go and shout out!
Follow the clue.
You're just my gamer chair. Maximum efficiency.
Looking for these prickly pears could prove to be challenging.
There'll be a couple of bogies coming our way, looking for the same prize.
We'll have to defeat them.
To the left.
Oh
There's no prickly pears
No
Go next don't yeah, I'm not seeing any prickly pears anywhere
I was a prickly pear, where would I be?
you missed it where you guys fuck with me you guys fuck with me turn around go
back left okay left okay kind okay more left okay you see that fuck with me
I'm not seeing a single cactus out here boys. Are you certain more left? Okay
More left this is the same direction you were just going
Right
The hell are you guys talking about?
You can't even go out there more right oh my god ice I it's way to God if you guys are sending me on a wild goose change
chase right now to the ping oh right on the ping okay I can do that I can do that I can do that
Follow me, Clue.
We pause, okay, pause.
Stop.
Go back.
Wait, I'm gonna stand right here.
Where do I go from here?
Walk straight.
Oh, my God, they're right here.
Why'd you just tell me that?
me that you really could just told me that
harvest agave it's on a prickly pear this is just agave
guys are you guys fucking with me I have not found a single prickly pear
What the hell is going on? What kind of who's he whizzing shit his ass?
Oh
Oh my god, if I've been getting pranked this entire time that's where the pick me
Oh
No way
No one oh god, too. Oh now we're cooking boys. Now we're cooking
No prickly pears here, oh we need two more, we need two more, and we've sucked all these
cactuses for the nutrients.
See fuck it, oh you can think of it, you can think of it, you can find more cactuses.
Start.
Dude, time is running out!
Follow me, follow me.
hmm
North East North East
Look over yonder who use the cactus right here. Maybe there's a prickly pear on this one
No, prickly pear there
No, prickly pear there neither
This is a tough hunt.
I don't know how anybody gets prickly pears.
These are hidden, like gyms.
Who's that clicker-pissed at?
Oh, they're taking the extractor!
They've got our prickly pears!
George!
Oh shit.
No, I'm not friendly. I'm here to kill you. You have my prickly pears.
Your spells won't work on me, wizard!
Do your worst!
Why are you telling me that I should be talking to you?
Eat the fucking...
No, no, no, no!
Now I got you, bastard!
Gotcha!
Give me your prickly pear, you bastard!
Goop, goop, goop!
Give me the healing, give me the healing.
Give me your prickly pear.
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Oh my god. Let's leave.
We got a far beast. Excellent rain to the mid-excellent rain.
I do Sammy boys, I do Sammy!
Two count them two prickly pears.
And I did all on my own!
Excellent work gentlemen, excellent work.
Uh, mmmm, uh, Lucky Dog do his pears,
that guy's pears, that guy is pears.
God is lemon, oof, got your lemon, Jit.
Oof, ran your pockets for your lemon, Jit.
Oh on a stack got you got your lemon jit that ass give me that
Oh, it's my jam. It's my jam
All the voices in my head are getting louder
They told me not to tell you what they're itching for
The power that they've learned to vision see
Yeah, I love it, but you're all trouble
I mean, I never said I didn't love it
Caught a couple of walls in my heart
So fuck it, in the dark chemical war now
All the tools I've fallen to
I can go back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to
That's right I want to damn the time boys a lot of you boys would tell me damn is better
for pickley pants we only need two anyways selling the silencer blueprint and sell it
Oh my god, I think I saw it actually now that now that you mentioned oh my god
Oh
People make mistakes in the heat of battle
That's okay, we'll find another one who find another one. No need to worry boys. No need to worry. Oh need to worry boys
Find another one. Don't you worry gentlemen? I wear these prickly pears hat
And there's even an inventory battle.
North?
I'm not seeing anything on the map that looks like cat this is.
Apartments.
Let's go to that one.
Okay, on it!
Follow me, clue.
A little bit of fence.
Ooh!
I'm gonna take a quick peep up at the apartment.
See if we've got any quick repairs.
Wait, is this a situation where there's cactuses
by the apartment or do we look in the drawers
of the apartment?
Yes, okay, got it, okay, got it.
Oh my God.
What is going on here?
No prickly pears there.
No cactuses here.
It's a little bit of shrubbery up yonder.
Hmm.
There's only, like, three cactuses here, boys, and I don't think this is the move.
I don't think this was the move.
You hear the roads?
We'll check that in a second, we'll check that in a second, let me check the road first.
Let me check the road first.
If you could peep at the road.
I see any characters here neither.
That's a Gavi.
Are you down yonder?
Go all the way north?
We got you, we got you.
You got played. Yeah, I'm actually not seeing a lot of characters out here.
I think we were fooled. I think we were made a fool. Oh, there's a cactus.
Oh my God.
Stupid bitch.
I know you have my prickly pears you piece of shit. I know you've got my prickly pears
I need this
I don't want this
I don't want to-
That's you, do you, bastard!
Oh, God.
Gotcha.
Oh, fucking score.
Fucking score.
Massive come up, actually.
Massive come up right there.
Massive come up might be not exactly what we're looking for.
Merch have come up!
Now back to the cactus hunt.
Let me see.
This is a desert-y location.
Sandy.
Dry.
Perfect place for cactus growth.
Perfect.
Perfect situation.
Perfect situation for cactus growth.
The problem is, is that there is no cactuses.
Oh, there's a cactus right there!
Look at that!
Oh, Genji, do you want to join up and look for cactuses with me?
Me in the clue!
Me and the boys on our way to cactus?
That's it!
Oh, hell yeah!
Me and the boys are looking for cactuses right now. You know how it is. Me and the boys, we're just looking for some cactuses.
There's scavengen. There's scavengen.
Cacti. You're thinking about octopuses, dumbasses. Oh my goodness. That is a common mistake. You're talking about octopuses. That's octopi.
Now where are these cactuses at?
You ran right past them. No, I'm telling you, I-
Ooh!
Perfect weather conditions for cactuses over here as well.
Perfect weather conditions.
Now who prickly pears there, though?
That's...
Un-sereptitious, if I do say so myself.
Unsublime.
We're getting into more of a swampy area, cactuses like to be dry, you want to stick
to the dry lands, the wastelands, the rocks in the sand, go back, oh there is a cactus
right here, look at that!
Good eye, good eye, lots of cactuses, oh my god!
We're cooking! We're cooking! We need one more!
Oh!
Score!
We gotta get out of here!
Go, go, go!
Good eye, boys, good eye!
Is what I would say if that wasn't the most obvious test I've ever given.
Obviously I saw those cactuses do I look like an idiot to you that was a test you
have passed the test
now let's leave
in your butt yeah you put it in my butt
Oh, and close you just woke up too?
Oh, the gangs getting together!
No way!
Be on it like 20, get here quick, and then we'll check if Jinji's in the chat yet.
Let me see if Jinji's in the chat yet.
Uh...
No, okay, so we gotta wait for him.
We gotta wait for each of them.
That's suspicious, that's weird, that's weird.
Hmm.
That's suspicious.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Keep your eyes peeled, boys.
Could be one of those nasty extract campers.
New king.
The shadows.
Oh my god.
space Jesus
Let them pass, let them pass, boys, let them pass!
Shh!
I'm being shot at, I think I'm gonna...
I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna...
I
Oh
Oh
D'oh
You got any goop for a fella?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Steffan, pick me please!
Go away!
Go away!
Let's go! No way! No way! No way!
Five of the Gods! Five of the Gods!
Make certified headset, please!
Here we go.
I got two Pickley payers. I just found seven. We've got nine!
We're set for life!
We can start a picnic here fine. We are shut for life
Make a break for it go go go
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Dorming the bunker, German.
Dorming the bunker.
Dorming the bunker.
That was a monumental success.
Dorming the bunker.
Dorming the bunker.
Monumental success right there.
Monumental success right there.
Monumental.
should be able to up get a Mr. Chicken wint again massive that's actually that's
gonna be massive boys that's gonna be massive that's gonna be massive in the
long run all these pussies that went on the expedition they're probably doing
quests or digging around or jerking each other off well we're doing the
important stuff get Mr. Chicken jacked as shit oh wait cat bed
We don't know about that.
Well, not only we need a cup, but we need a cup, but I know just where to find it.
And I know just where to find it, boys.
Don't you worry, gentlemen.
Don't you worry.
I know just where to find it.
I'm watching from my VR
Thank you very much.
Good a man!
It would suspect me if I would take the boy!
Good man! Good a man!
What could a lengthy dude do?
Could a lengthy die?
To the tower!
Go, go, go!
What could be a dump?
They're just hanging around looking for cat beds like you do
Like you do like you do
You place you got this place we place you got this this is this is good arc circuitry. That's gonna help us with the blue seals and grab it so quick
Let's go this will quick fortune favors us fortune favors the board
That's the annex of the cat bed.
No, no, no, the control tower's where the cat bed's ran.
Get out of here!
Whatcha working here?
Kidding a couple of cabuzzi!
Ah, yeah.
Thought you could sneak up on me, did ya?
Thought you could sneak up on me.
Ka-Blam!
That's my annex.
Eeeez, Mr. Officer!
Mr. Officer!
Mr. Officer, you wouldn't understand, Mr. Tarkov.
You wouldn't understand.
We're fighting space robots, pal.
We're fighting space robots.
All right, fifth point.
This is serious business.
Serious business. You wouldn't understand.
Oh.
Oh, the McCree.
There you see, he has all the cabbage.
No, no, no, no.
It's in the control tower.
Was you unaware of your stoil?
Geez.
Mr. Officer, let me show you how to put
a pussy space robot in the dead.
Tingle, tingle, tingle!
Don't
This guy's got a cat bed. I mean, he's got ten cat beds. He's holding them. He wants to come into himself
We can have it. He can't have it. They're mine
There's this hooligan.
What's he plotting?
This piece of shit.
He's out here somewhere in the shadows.
Someone find him.
He's a kid find him.
But I will.
But I will find him.
Get hide forever show yourself David make yourself known
Find!
Hiding the shadows!
It will make no difference!
Find him boys!
Find him!
Rip him apart!
There's this hoodlum, at least she's smarter than I see,
she's better, faster, well, that's her.
Guys, where is this fucker at?
This is actually making no sense.
Where is this fucker at?
I saw him blow up that clicker right there, and now he's gone.
Is this some type of witch magic I am not aware of?
It was only one way to go out here!
You went fuck'em, we've got bigger fish to fry!
We've got bigger fish to fry, I've got a cat pen to get!
I've got a cat pen to get!
Fuck'em!
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
Use hatch? No, no, we will coach the hatch at the time of the bombs!
And the bombs came down.
Steve Frost here.
I found Peanut on the Sidemen video.
Now I'm addicted.
You must not be one of the British people in the comment section.
Those guys would not let up.
Those fuckers, let me tell you.
Honestly, I can live in solace knowing they eat completely garbage food for breakfast, paying 90% taxes, and getting arrested for having free thoughts.
But other than that, they were reaming me in the comments. Let me tell you, let me tell you, those British people, they do not like us.
They do not like us. Not all British people, just the British people in that comment section. They were relentless.
You are the blizzest!
Get in, funny teeth! Can't forget the funny teeth!
I think I'm talking to a donkey!
Oh! Do that!
Do that!
Lock him!
Let me see first, first!
We love you! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
Oh, it was just a couple of British people over there. You're not it's you're not it's
Boy, bruv, what's been part of the breaks your backseat boys?
I stay frosty
Actually could be oh
Hello, sir. Hello. Are you over in that corner?
What? I don't think you...
Oh, he's not even talking to me.
I just proved my position for no reason at all.
Good thing, huh?
Oh, he's just going behind me.
There he is.
Shhh.
Give me a couple of amkabuzis.
Gotcha!
Yeah, what the fuck?
She's a little stinky.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, good sir.
Oh!
George!
Yo!
Oh, over yonder, over yonder!
Don't go, go!
What?
He vanished!
Mr. Silly!
Mr. Silly!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
You saw him going right.
Where?
Easter silly!
It's just silly, come on out now, don't make this harder than it has to be, come on now!
Oh, feel it!
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, nothing worthwhile.
Nothing worthwhile.
Nothing worthwhile.
We're out to let him leave, boys.
I don't know where he went.
He's a loose-head.
Little wisp in the wind.
We'll just get this guy's group ahead of the cat beds.
Goop, goop, goop.
Give me that.
Ah, right now then. I'll eat now then.
That's the guy!
George!
You wanna escape my grasp this time, Mr. Jimmy?
You die here.
LUNCAN!
I want you, Mr. Silly, I want you!
What? What? What? What? What? What?
Where the hell does he fucking keep going?
There he is!
Oh nice man, you're good. You're good, bro.
I've been told I'm the best.
See you later, stinky.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
One moment, gentlemen.
Give me that.
Oh, give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Oh, Buster thought he could escape our grasp for a third time.
Buster thought he could escape our grasp for a third time.
No sir, no sir!
God, be quick!
Oh my God!
We are goopin', we're goopin'!
That's good goop, that is good goop!
Now let's get that catnip boys.
The mosquito nettle, look at the catnip, the mosquito nettle!
No cat bed there.
Which where's the cat bed spot?
I'm gonna just go when you're ready.
Okay, I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'm gonna try to get this cat bed.
And I'll be right there.
You can be split.
Lockers?
Okay, on it!
Okay, on it!
Okay, on it!
Lockers? Okay, on it!
They're already hid! You need to have something behind.
Little goodies for a gupa.
No cat bed.
Whoever this guy was, he must have been stacked. He has left a monumental amount of loot.
Where the hell are all the cat beds at?
Is there any other spots for the cat beds?
Why is it a cat bed in game?
No fucking cat, it should be a chicken bed.
So many good points being made.
So many good points being made right here.
So many good points. So many good points.
In the locker behind you.
Oh yeah, I forgot the unlockers in here.
Oh my god, that bastard looted them and closed the door. That piece of shit.
No goop there.
Oh
No way
No way
I thought for a certain we wouldn't get a community to do this whole spot
We're cooking. We're cooking. We're doing it. We're doing it
Let's
We cannot be down with this group.
We cannot be down with this group.
Keep your peepers open. Stay frosty.
Oh, it's me, Caesars.
I do a naughty walk over to the left for a quick circumnavigation.
Mm-mm. Fix your seal.
Hey, that means nothing.
Thank you, sir, but unfortunately, that means absolutely nothing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Lock him.
Shhh!
You speak of him.
Come with us, we ask.
Be calm.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
go go go go go back to the shadow round and when you came demon
Oh
My god hit the button hit the button
No
Sure wait sure wait. Please god. Listen to me. Please. Please god. Listen to me, please
No!
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Got the cat bed and got out!
Mission complete!
Excellent work boys, excellent work!
Now let's grab Jinji.
Jinji, welcome in!
What's up, pain nut?
Oh, Ninja wants to play.
Okay.
Well, let's get Ninja in here while we wait for Mr. Clawsey. What about that?
That sounds good.
Oh, he likes fortnight two actually it's I think there's some type of connection there
Ninja are you in the chat if you aren't doing the bug you need a discord?
You honestly it's 9.09 p.m. And Ninja's still awake
That's crazy. Ninja. It's past 9 p.m. Are you what are you doing on bed?
Funny guy
There's bedtime, huh?
Later, later.
Little late-night shenanigans.
Shhh.
Ah, quiet, man.
Of course, of course, of course.
By the way, just to let you know,
Mr. Cloaksy's coming soon, so we got
time for just a couple games.
It's perfect. I don't have time.
I don't have time. I don't have time.
I was up at four in the morning, so.
Ooh, grindin' the wipe early, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Or two, a rate or two.
You get you here boys, here we go.
You see we get that cat bed right there?
Easy, easy like.
I did, I did, and then I saw you die right at the end.
Let me call that karma.
Oh, that's not karma.
The guy that I was shooting,
do you not hear what he was saying?
He was yelling, I hate you, I hate peanuts,
I'm a racist.
Oh.
What if it had a nut allergy, though?
What if it was justified, almost, you know?
You're saying what if his peanut racism was justified?
Is that what you're saying?
I said, would it be had a peanut allergy, and therefore,
I just want to make sure he has a bad history with peanuts.
I just want to make sure that we're
on the same page the peanut racism might have been
justified.
Is that what you're asking?
Mm-mm.
Very fascinating.
Very fascinating.
Interesting very interesting very interesting. Oh, I'll get back to that one. I'll get back to that one
By the way boys. I'm now looking for 12 mushrooms eight apricots and three
Comfortable pillows
You're cooking mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Whatever you survive. I hit 25 just now
And I need four more mushrooms for my reason
My cocks to fellas just say that
Hey, Mr. Chicken put down huh, Mr. Chicken put down. Oh good. Six say put not six percent more. You know me
Six percent, you know some people would say six is not a lot, but that's a lot. That's a lot
I think six percent is massive. Oh
As if absolutely bad some now, let's get into points. We are you on the same upgrade path on me as we as Mr.
chicken are you out of me?
Uh, you said you need, um, mushrooms.
So I, I mean, I did too, but there's still other stuff you need, right?
Are you on the 12 mushrooms, 12 apricots, three very comfortable pillar one?
Yeah, I got three, I already have the pillows.
I have three extra apricots I can bring in and then I have eight mushrooms.
Hmm.
Okay, I'll trade you those three apricots for.
Hmm.
Christmas blessings.
You just take them.
I can bring in four apricots for you. Okay
Nice to meet you you sell this bad boy
You're gonna work out great that I only need one more apricot in 12 more mushrooms
You're gonna loop it group RCCs were rolling big key. I'm gonna bring the renegade for it's how to get serious
I got a blue shield. Oh, dude. Guess what get guests if you get don't read your chat
If you guess what blueprint I got first, the very first blueprint I got, I'll bring one
in and give it to you.
But yes, I guess what it is.
I'm not looking at you.
You can look at the stream.
I'm not looking at you.
Let me think.
I don't think, let me hold up.
Let me think.
The Bobcat blueprint only spawns on Locked Gate Blue Gate.
So it cannot be that.
It cannot be that.
A blueprint of such stature that you would be bragging about it wouldn't be some
silence or extended barrel.
We're talking something massive here.
We're talking movement.
I'm thinking the Tempest.
Oh, close.
I got the Mark III Looting Survivor Blueprint, Dave.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that the one?
Yes.
That's the one that he was you up.
Yes.
That is the shield.
Oh my goodness.
The shield, the three safe pockets.
I was looking for that blueprint for the first month
of wipe last time.
I know.
It's not said.
It's my favorite one.
I
Do I not trigger the bobcat BP on damn oh no, no, it only spawns on rock gate blue gate
We guys the bucket blueprint only stands on rock gate blue gate, right?
Like 99% sure that that yeah
They're fairly certain except for that one time that they glitched the Lamontus and all the blueprints were going crazy, but then they fixed it I
Got mine on damn
Got mine on space important
Yeah, I don't know. I've only gotten them on a look.
A bunch of fibbers, a bunch of liars in the chat, goofballs.
They're goofing on me.
You won't trick me, wizard.
That's right.
You're a fiver. You're a fiver.
You don't wear the new cool outfit.
Yeah, I am.
It's a leather mask on.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
got you got you got you got the
tattoos on her face. I like
them. What do you mean? They're
cool. You know, they're really
really cool. Very cool. I
said, okay. Now, you're going to
say something that's that
cool. No, I'm going to get me
some of those. Those are those
Okay, why are we laughing at it?
I think I'm sorry, come on now, save America dude.
As long as the teacher's hot, let's ride!
You know, I have ladies, these things for you.
What am I gonna think, yeah?
You're welcome.
Should we eat 12?
Wait, Mr. Tylenol, how do you...
Oh, where do you get your mushroom, dad?
There's a couple of spawns.
So you just kind of run around the marsh area.
They can spawn by water, spawn on trees, and there's...
So I'm in the...
I can show you some more if we make it out of a hydroponic.
Got you, got you, okay.
What about this? What if instead of going to the swamp for mushrooms, what if we go to control tower and massacre everyone and hope they have mushrooms?
Where are they?
They're mastered.
I say we do that. That sounds plentiferous to me.
I
Do buildings are full you do my hydro buildings of fall then trees and fallen in swamp
You better family
Hydro mushrooms, we what's the hydro again? What is that?
Yeah, there's like little mushroom you actually see the spawns the trees have like dried up
mushrooms on the side and that means that that's like a spawn of a mushroom
tree normally the bigger trees isn't it you could see him we can also run
through water treatment like quick on the way you know mushrooms they they
they don't do photosynthesis they grow on dead people like your mom's vagina
Okay
You just got here three and a half minutes ago, and you're already talking about my mom's
Absolutely no way
God's green earth. You have three and a half minutes deep, and you are ripping my mom's pussy right now
Okay, sorry
Also, it looks like this
worries no worries hey usually there's a five minute delay you're too much you're too much
a deep five ten minutes a period okay oh wait oh wait those are mushrooms right so that that's
like a spawn that's a possible spawn of one of the mushrooms because you see the mushrooms on the
tree i hear somewhere here oh nice you get a new closer you're close to your goal okay
That's rocks
Rocks you look like mushrooms
Popular leaving
And you were just gonna be like in these pipes here like 200 meters from us so
We're just hanging on over yonder. I was trying to see if there's mushrooms over here because they do spawn in here
Mm-hmm. I
Don't see any pretty mission into the mushrooms. They spawn under these pipes in here
No, I've got the green compensated
Well, it doesn't really matter because either we're shooting people and they see us shooting them or we're shooting literal bombs
No mushrooms saying bro
Well, that's okay
Do I bet they are I bet they're on the people running around the control tower, I bet they came by here and took them
Let's go in for the tail
It was actually just in the water
Yeah, there's water on there.
There's actually one more.
There's one more spawn actually in the water here.
How many more mushrooms do you need? I forgot.
I need four. I mean, it looks like we're not getting it unless we go back out there so it's sprinting around.
I'm trying.
One down just to purify.
Murder.
He's on the way.
He's on the way.
You're with you for a second.
Make sure the whole team's together before we start blasting.
On my way!
There's a spot that's like a mushroom tree, dude, that is on spaceport.
It's like...
But it's not 100%.
I thought it was.
Do you know where you get like the Grave Moleon in spaceport by the Trenshars?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, there's like a tree all the way on the right.
And it's specifically a big mushroom tree.
And I moved it once and it wasn't there.
The one time I wanted it, go for one.
Yeah, I know we actually know exactly what you're talking about at the end of the the Valacy
Towards like the eastern side opposite of the hatch. Oh
Yeah
That's good thinking I remember that I remember that's like two to three mushrooms every time
How do you rip that hornet? Someone's around here
It's just
I would have quieted a stand-ball around forever.
This is kind of suspicious.
Ninja is a decent dude.
Now we hate him all.
Come on now.
Oh.
Yeah, honestly being the guy, no lies in my chat.
Go ahead and mod.
Mods, go ahead and get him out of here.
Mods, pull this house up.
Yeah, mods.
Take his cock. I've removed his penis before he used it once.
That was like down under in like red lakes.
Big mushrooms?
Shots on an hydroponic. No, no, no, that flare.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Do I see we just get in here?
There's bound to be at least one hooligan in here.
her chance per lady. After you, good sir. After you. Oh, there's something, something.
Who was closed?
A clue?
We're looking for a ship here, do you want to loot it upstairs?
I've done a loot upstairs.
Need a little bit of group for our travelers and then we can go kill somebody.
I just missed three
Envil shops that are on this thing.
There's fortnite skills I haven't changed from over just yet.
We should do it longer.
You know I played in a fortnite tournament recently, you know that?
By the way, I was...
He got carried.
Well, we lost.
I'm a lucky guy, I'm a lucky guy.
I met somebody in the game and I pretended, you know when someone has like an inside joke
and then you laugh and then everybody thinks you're cool, because they think you're in
on it?
That was like two weeks ago and I still haven't gotten an explanation.
It was a guy named Beaded Leavens.
Yeah, my brother.
Oh, so that actually is your brother?
Yeah.
Okay, gotcha.
I said, are you Ninja's brother?
And everybody goes, aww.
What?
Yeah, he's my actual brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's funny.
I could have swore there was some inside joke
I was not aware of, so I just,
I chuckled with the rest of the group
so everybody would know that I'm cool too.
Why, I'm mowing.
A little bit.
Someone just left five sensors on these.
Five cinches.
The following is gonna have to be on the last day of the show, the one I was saying I am friendly, I curse you and all your peanut family for five generations.
Is this problem cleared?
Yeah, I'll do it again.
And I'll do it again.
And I'll do it again.
And I'll do it again.
And I'll do it again.
Oh, we're, we're.
My mouse just died.
Oh, perfect.
This is great.
Tell me for that.
No, they're coming to the sub.
Oh, good it under underneath me and I'm not wearing a mouse
It's your turn on upstairs right now. I don't know that I know but they're here. They hear you guys
We are she by Jim
I just keep shooting that fucking way like you just threw a nade on himself you killed him
That was like a well-oiled machine out there. We were cooking
This guy had a pharaoh four eat that I don't like those
He's a pharaoh four I was talking about
Okay, thank you though. Oh
Okay, all right. Oh sounds good to me sounds good to me
Oh my god, I might have been on a higher DBR or some shit, dude, my wallet stuck in my
house that I was using.
I don't know where this guy crawled to.
Oh, there was a gentleman down here, wasn't there?
Yeah.
Hmm.
A mystery.
Does this thing really fucking die, dude?
He can't be far. I mean he's not a free kid.
Yeah, he's not free.
Well one of them wasn't a free kid, so it stands to reason maybe two were not a free
kid. There was just one poor person in the group helping along.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Kind of like I'll be an agent for you.
Oh, I think I found him.
Oh!
No, I didn't amp wrong with I got tricked by a bag. It's like a guy, too
Where the dingle is this guy
That's actually so annoying
Keep I'm gonna be kind of ass until this mouse charges
Yeah, no worries. I'm just looking for the body with a
No, it's not a brand-off or something
Yes
Just few big man
Just few big man just you on the house. Let's say just don't check the
I'll check my belt. They don't want to know what he had
Yeah, Toro to
You want that too or no?
Nope. I just want to know. I just want to know, dude.
Thank God.
You know what I mean?
Just for the thrill of that, the chase, the thrill of the hunt.
Dude, if my boys get gooped, that's kind of, most of the time that's all I need. I just want to know.
That's a W by the transitive property.
Yes.
We are.
Oh, we're up. We, she's broke.
We are up.
Wait, what?
It's a it's a saying Gigi we're not talking about you specifically.
Oh I'm back in her mind sorry.
Okay you know I am a little sleepy.
Now what do we do boys?
We're looking, are we still looking for mushrooms?
Should we go kill more people?
We actually can, do mushrooms?
Are they gone?
Do they like go something?
I don't know let me just make a buggy there.
Boys do they respond?
I don't think so.
Do mushrooms respond or no?
I
Yeah, my brothers are telling me no they do not
We'll have to skedaddle maybe come back for another day
If you had to go somewhere for mushrooms right now as we speak as we speak ninja
Where would we where would you go?
I would sprint directly into the center of the hydroponic and I would look there's three spots that spawn mushrooms
I'm coming back wise
Damn
Yeah, damn has the most natural spawns
I should do a quick reset. Come on back leave an ale
You also weep for the bus blooms that's a nice event, but it just happened
Is there anything else here? Oh, there's a prickly pear.
Oh, I already got those. Oh, good.
Found some dead pussy and an extract of the seven of them.
Busted by the two gods.
Well, apparently Cold Snap has baskets.
Is that true?
Wait, what did you say?
You tell me I've been looking for fruit for two hours, 60 minutes and 54 seconds
and no one told me Cold Snap has baskets.
They just have them?
I
Cold snap the cold snap game. Fuck all of you are you serious?
I'm gonna find them as I've been looking for fruits for two hours
Two hours, I do need one more actually if you don't need nobody tell me that I'm good. Thank you
The temperature is on route. Safe windows closing.
Ten minutes to get out.
Incident raid, gentlemen. Incident raid.
Then let's go cold snap, the kitty spit-sip, or is that?
There's also the two baskets in that kitchen on Stelamante's.
Oh, I see three men kill three ourselves. You are the father.
I mean my father, you gotta stop fucking my dad.
It's very random, like I don't even know where they spawned or what.
I'm not paying alimony and do not contact me again until you have a hundred million dollar
NBA deal the dribbler on the court. Yeah! Coach, he's awake. Oh, welcome in, Coach. You welcome in.
All right, have fun, gentlemen. Hold up. What if we kick Coach? He's a ninja.
Yeah. Just some food for thought. Food for thought. Food for thought.
I'm just gonna look through my mushrooms and solos.
Oh, okay, ninja. It was good to play with you.
Have a good one. Have a good one.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
You have good news.
Folks, he isn't even here. We could have played another one.
He's not here. What are you doing?
He's like deafened.
We take a stream we check
You streaming oh my god, that's the loudest thing I've ever heard my life
Okay, he is not streaming. I heard that in your mic
Mike.
Mike.
Mike.
Open and twitch, that's risky business.
That is risky as kick though.
You can immediately see some ladies absolute beef curtains
right off the rise.
They come out right off the red.
That's a risky move.
That's a risky move.
Found the risky?
Are you either that or someone on the front page
yelling slurs?
Or you can say risk dead.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Oh.
Do you know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about kick-muck it is. You know what I'm talking about?
You put my goop away
What are beef curtains?
good question good question good question good question I can't feel my
face let me know if you've got any more good questions wait what's going on you
are you high off the Zaza I am oh my god closey are you are you actually
high off the Zaza right now.
Ehhhhh.
That was too clumsy.
You can throw away that two-day coin.
You didn't earn it.
You're throwing away that two-day coin.
You didn't earn it.
You didn't earn it.
Here we go.
We'll sell this bad boy by just you.
He's on the Zaza! He's on the Zaza!
Yeah, you actually under our connection. Oh
What are you actually high or no?
No, I just woke up. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I just woke up
What do you mean what did you I just asked me to use hi twice? He said yes
I told you I yesterday you asked if I smoked and I said no it gave me anxiety
Dude say I think I think I died. Okay. Don't say pussy dumbass. What who said that?
Mods to go who said that vanem mods mods find out who said that vanem get them out of here
That's actually not acceptable get them out of here. That's not tolerable. I'm not tolerating that
It was a peanuts
Can you believe that?
Lot of bigotry coming from this direction a lot of peanut racism and bigotry coming from the direction over here for some reason
Lot of bigotry peanut racism
Coming from this direction. I didn't want to say anything
But honestly, I'm an ally and I am a stand-up for what I what I think is right
And I'm someone I don't know brave. I am brave. You know what here's no brave guys
I'm gonna guys. I'm gonna say something that could get my get could get me canceled. You know what I will pin my whole career on this
Just know that I am brave and I do this
Because it's right. I'm gonna say something really bold. I'm gonna say something really bold. I am very brave
I am very very brave very I am possibly the bravest streamer for what I'm about to say
Could your mom tell you that?
RACE SYSTEM
IS
BAD
You're so brave
I know, I know guys calm down everybody guys guys please guys please
You're the best
You're so hot, you don't have my babies guys come on
I'm just one warrior, I'm just one warrior, okay?
I am one warrior, the bravest warrior probably.
But I am one warrior, that is all it is, that's all it is, guys, that's all it is.
Guys, please, guys, please, everybody stop typing W's,
you're so brave in the chat, guys, please, it's, I do it, cuz what's right?
That's right, Mr.
Coachy, right?
Yep.
I expect an award of bravery.
Actually, you know what?
Make it two awards.
Bravest, bravest peanut, with my name on it,
the burnt peanut, Squidward tennis balls.
I want it gold.
I want it in the shape of a cup.
I want it on one of those little box stands,
and I want it at least a foot high.
Bravest peanut, the burnt peanut, right there.
What's the second one?
Second one, Fattestcock.
Burnt peanut, I want it in gold cup,
One foot tall with the box at the bottom,
Fatus cock, right there.
Right there, I want two of them, I want two of them,
I want them, I want them now.
Not one second, buddy.
I don't know if you want, I don't know.
Okay, I don't know.
I mean, you deserve it in my duty.
You worked for that invite?
I don't think he's worked hard enough for it.
We'll give him a trial period.
We'll give him a trial period.
Honestly, Coach, you can play with us today,
but I don't think this is gonna be a good fit.
I don't think this is gonna be a good fit, unfortunately.
So you can play with us today, okay?
I wanna fuck your dad.
By the gods, it is a good fit.
It is a value-member of the team.
Yeah, it fits like a glove.
See?
By the gods, by the gods.
Oh, the end, dude.
By the way, I'm coming in stacked,
and it's my only stacked kit,
meaning if I lose this, genuinely speaking,
no joke, I'm out of stuff like the night.
Let's see how big come up.
Oh, Mr. Fox, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy,
good man, good man!
Good let me do good and let me die.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, Mr. Fox.
Hmm always be load up only if you lose this one. Yes, we gotta go get what we gotta get again. We gotta get
Mushrooms and apricots and very comfortable pillows
30 minutes lush bloom on buried city
Yeah, we could just wait and do lush bloom. Okay. Oh, it's so fast that way
We knew plan that new plan new plan. Mm-hmm for the next 30 minutes
We kill as many people that didn't do the expedition that still have meta gear
Stack our inventory up and then we can go to lush rooms maxed out
Okay
Sounds like a plan to me
That's right
I can't use the Toro I'm so slow
Wait why not?
The weight of them, bro, with you know, like
The skill trees like no loaded arms or anything. I'm just so slow while signing around
At the weight of 75
What the level are you now funny
But I just woke up so if I didn't go to bed, I'd probably be like 40
level 20 yeah I got my cox max all my workbench is are maxed and I got a max
inventory Jesus Christ come see Jesus Christ have you tried having fun yet
and you tried the wipe was 12 hours ago closey 12 hours well I just slept for
six get a job what about you did you um how did I find that out in top right
Oh, 16.
I'm level 17. Now let's ride!
I
You are too much what what what?
He's running on like an hour of sleep for the last 45 hours. Oh, I heard that's really healthy for you
It's like a it's like a kombucha cleanse. Oh, yeah
But you know what it's okay because my family took me to go get Pokemon cards today
I mean, at Costco.
I'm gonna make some noise.
These guys.
I mean, these guys.
I mean, these guys.
You know, I actually love Costco.
It has an assortment of everything you need and packs that would last you a lifetime.
But that's not what really sells it for me.
What sells it for me is that when you go inside and you turn to the left, there's
always one random object.
They don't have many of it.
They usually have like one or two or three of them.
And it's the coolest thing you can imagine.
I've seen ones that were an arcade game with the two shotguns.
I actually bought one.
I bought one.
That's what I decorated.
Well, no, no, not one of the arcade machines.
I bought the other week there was a coke, a tall thing
that looked like an old coke machine.
Like, basically it looked exactly like Juggernaut
in Call of Duty, but it's not actually a machine.
You open it up, it's like shelves for storage.
It's the coolest thing.
They've only got something really cool in there.
it's random yeah dude right now they have um star wars pinball machine and a
spongebob claw machine oh a spongebob claw machine yeah and then I bought myself
a Mario cart like Mario on his go-kart it's like a big Lego set
I'm gonna put together and put it in my stream room.
How much is it?
SpongeBob Clumsy.
Um, I think it was $300 on sale.
Only $3? I was thinking like $3,000!
$300?
Yeah.
That's a- that's a steal! That's a-
Yeah, cause I think it's $100 off right now.
That's a deal!
Oh my goodness you are gonna get that I gotta get that you take that you boys
The other guys down here with me
We're coming, we're coming
KICKAAA
He just came down the stairs
Oh shit
He's one, he's one, he's one
He's getting away
Oh, wait
Got him
Nice
There's another guy peanut
There you go
Good thing, uh
Good plan
Gotcha
Oh, Mr. Silly
Mr. Silly
Mr. Silly, do you feel in control, Mr. Silly?
Do you feel powerful, Mr. Silly?
I need your nutrients, Mr. Silly! I need your nutrients!
I need your sustenance, Mr. Silly!
Fuck this happen.
Fuck them.
Ooh.
Oh!
Oh, nothing you should be concerned with.
Another boy.
I'm a little upset I didn't get to fight it.
It was a private matter.
A private matter with his privates.
And my privates.
We had sex.
You okay with the teeth?
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
This guy's cool.
Save pocket?
Oh, let's get those cool kids in a group tower.
I'm dying to fireball.
Go, go, go!
Where's these people in group tower?
Yeah, there's so much goop in here.
no no no there's people at group tower that has more goob he's got two you want
you want these drawers for a boot place no no I'm what
I take us if you go to group tower right now lickety spit we get ten times
the good easily
Coachy, you mind sending me a picture of your skill tree once a day, every day until you're level 75?
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
I would do it myself, but it requires a lot of reading.
I'm the alpha.
I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one to trust.
Oh my god.
You see that that's your person's trembling clothes. He turned on right now
You know, whatever you want to give this a go see by the way, there's two gentlemen right here
I think that she's a wife there and a killing a major. I didn't actually are killing me. I'm not even joking. I need the art. Oh
Yeah, Mr. Spiders attacking them. They're up there
Or I have no pen, but you're alone right now.
That's where we're at best.
Into my house on it.
Ah, another team just zipped off, another team just zipped off.
No, you're down coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, go, go!
There's gonna be three people top day and ten, so careful.
I mean, I was careful.
I'm probably in trouble right now.
You are?
I'm gonna try to hide.
One dead, one dead!
Two dead, two dead!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Nice.
Eat my shit, eat my poop!
That's mine!
RUN!
He's call you a racist against towels?
I'll take care of this clicker!
Oh!
OHHHHHH!
Clicker down?
Oh, yeah!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
GET HIS ASS!
FUCK HIS ASS!
my back
he might even call you someone
no no no that was all three right there
oof
oh
oof
oooohh
oh my
ooooh
oooohh
oooohh
oooohh
ooooh
Yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' grouped too.
Well, not like it's any group, but grouped in a way.
It's gonna be grouped.
Deep, deep, deep.
Ooh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Ready?
Ooh.
Ooh.
I'm so cool!
Like any good Goof.
Oh!
I got two, I got three green guns.
I'm not gonna goof.
I'm goofing!
I'm goofing right now!
I'm not goofing.
I'm over coming.
I'm over coming.
I'm 105 kilograms.
I'm over coming.
I'm 105 kilograms.
I'm over coming.
Yeah, I'm a hundred and five kilograms. What?
What? I'm gooped, I'm gooped!
What do you have? I've got a
Toro 4 and
an Anvil 3 and a Stitcher 3 and a Volcano 1 and a Vinodator 2 and an Osprey 1 and three trigger names and a bunch of other tickets.
Oh my god. Wait right here right here right here.
Oh yeah, they might, they just ate the extract I think, they did.
Good thing, huh?
Yeah.
Okay, if he's looking at you, you won't be doing this.
Oh, sorry.
Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?
They're down the extract.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go, go, go!
It's a heart attack.
No, I'm so sorry.
We got to get quick we got to get quick
Yeah, I'm so fat and slow man. I feel like payment. We're there with that
Probably wait, I have to be under under the under under under
The broad James
This is fuck his boys if you guys
oh mr. Silly mr. Silly
it boys over probably over here yeah he's we should be one side
third I hit him a few times nice shot
nice we're getting shot up we're getting shot up from the north wise
That's your job. I'm gonna finish this guy off. Yeah, she's my good boy. Did you good boy?
Wait a second
Where'd he go?
It's your silly are you down there
It's your silly are you down there?
Yeah, I got an idea.
Oh, wait.
Oh!
Oh, what?
Alright.
Oh, my God.
Oh, hi.
Oh, good.
Fine.
Alright.
I'm going to the extract.
All right, I'm going to the extract
Follow me, gang
No way you just killed me, Mr. P-Dot
He had Mr. Lee nothing for me
Yeah
He's been like, this guy over here, he's got a straight-
You know, you want to put his face
We're beefing or is it flying to the-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are my ziplines. Yeah, I
Was clicking too fast I just came GG's concerned GG's of course
He has three bobcats
That's enough to share with the team come on
Thank God they do this guy always walked out without sharing three bulk hats with the team
Peanut I have a kettle one you want that close yes?
No, okay
You just said you have 17 guns. I do you're gonna do my big boy. Why do you want 18?
You know a doctor disrespect here 20
I'm just kidding.
Just kidding.
Uh, did that guy have anything?
Oh, oh, Jesus.
Spooky, spooky.
It's still in range.
It's still in range.
That was pretty good.
We did pretty good there.
Not too shabby boys not too shabby
The ninja's already gone it was his bedtime it was his bedtime I can hear his wife in the back
We heard it that's why we had to bring in closey the artillery we had to bring in we had to bring in closey
We had to bring in closey we had to bring in closey
I
Pussy is even live because you're not streaming
No, I just woke up member. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, thanks for getting all the slurs out before you hopped on the stream by the way
I know you wake up racist. No, no, I got that on Saturday
Oh, sir Saturday
right now I'm just bottling everything up for this Saturday.
Gotcha, gotcha. I mean if it goes too hard during the week you can just ride it down.
Yeah, yeah, honestly I've already done that in one day.
By the gods, by the gods.
I did that on Sunday.
Gotta keep it contained, gotta keep it contained.
You know what, can't let the cup overflow with.
Oh, for sure, for sure.
But I'm just saying, you know, this Saturday's gonna be one for the record.
a celebration a celebration of
some might say some couldn't put it that way some couldn't put it that way if you think about it.
Put those away.
All right.
Okay. Okay. Um,
Come burger. Come burger.
Come burger.
Oh, that's it.
It would since you do I do the middie ones. The middie ones.
The middie ones.
What do you mean?
I'm not sure, I can't check.
Wait, we should just went spaceport because there's 100% mushrooms on it.
What do you mean?
We, we, we went spaceport.
Yeah, I know.
That's literally where we were at.
Yeah, and you wanted to run tower.
Tower of Goop, they're so gooped up there.
You're gonna be so much gooped.
Was I right or was I right?
Come on, I left the pistol.
I left the pistol.
I left with a full event toy of a hundred kilograms of loot and if you don't know that's two hundred and twenty pounds
I don't even know what you just said I have no idea what sexual advances
Okay, okay, then
All right, whatever you say close you I suppose
You I get it. Well, you're the boss I guess
All right mouse, okay, then
Alrighty then I suppose
All right, look at me
Oh by the gods
All right, I see we switch maps. I switch with maps. Honestly. I see we just wait for us to lose
I
Neither will the enemy
Okay, let me choose a serendipitous map. Honestly, you know what I've got me hold up
It switches in a minute sixteen. I see we just wait
That's what we just wait mm-hmm minute sixteen. We just we chill out for a second. Let's chill out for a second. Okay?
Okay, my parents divorced, do you have any advice?
Yeah, maybe don't tear them apart next time.
Maybe on the next runabout you don't tear them apart.
Each time when I come here.
It's your fault, it's your fault.
I
That was kind of perfect for that, but that was random that was random. That's not that guy saying that
Everland said hey peanut
I've been a big fan since I started watching you with your R craters era my boyfriend Ryan
Successfully made it through brain surgery today. He would be really excited to hear some good man
the reset Mr. Peanots.
MASSIVE W IN THE TAT THAT GOOD MAN! MASSIVE W IN THE TAT!
EEEEEEELLLLL YEAH!
A good man, good a man!
OOOH! We're good to go boys!
I was dying with the exit.
That was beautiful sir. Thanks for sharing. Thank you for sharing sir. Thank you sir.
Both my dad said they love you dude let's go.
Hurry!
This is your baby jacket.
Pastafarian1995 said, hey me and my finance are getting married in June of 2026.
He's a huge fan. Can I send you an invite? You can come and eat free food and drink for free
Guys guys
Honestly, you know what you know what send the invite send the invite I would say it's a pretty low chance
I fucking hate leaving my house. It's a pretty low chance. I literally hate leaving my domicile
But I would just sit in my boys in it. It's my first stream
My best friend is watching her name is egg. She has two cats and her mom is dead. Merry Christmas
Mom's dad and your name is egg double whammy Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
I'm just kidding, my biggest condolences!
My biggest condolences!
My biggest condolences!
If you were planning a moment your dad is behind about to put it in wood back up or
go forward.
I've been asked that so many times, the answer stays the same.
I'm doing the macarena and I'm enjoying my night.
How soon do rat attacks? We can do some rat attacks right? Oh my god, I haven't been ready
at this entire time. I'm so sorry, gentlemen. I'm so sorry, gentlemen.
That's okay.
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Whoa, I didn't know that.
Whoa, what?
Jeff may be onto something.
Jeff, Jeff could be, whoa.
Jeff could be onto something.
Jeff could be onto something you never know.
Whoa, that's unbeknownst to me.
Unbeknownst to me, that's, whoa.
He could be onto something actually.
Lucky Love E93 said,
being from Texas and being a peanut,
how do you feel about Texas Roadhouse
They have massacred my family for too long.
I have already stopped them from throwing my dead carcasses of my family on the ground.
They have switched the bags and I will be moving to the next step.
I will have justice for my people.
Now let's ride!
What are we doing here?
We're getting, uh, I don't know, what have we got?
We're getting the baskets.
Just follow me.
I got two mushrooms six apricots
If you find this chair in my ass
I gotta pick up
Don't see my ass guy
Thought a ring up there. Yeah, by the gods the quavis has been helping out on weekends and on Wednesdays, huh?
That's just the quavis. That's all I got cap on a talk off. Oh, you have us nothing special guest
I like 19 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch to do unsavory vile things to my whole
How do I sign up for that?
I'm pretty exclusive.
It's pretty exclusive.
Yeah, stay away from that!
Stay away! Stay away, stay away!
This one did not spawn.
Where are all the baskets at?
That's what we're going to look for right now.
Where they at?
I
Know where they're at
They're just all around the map we got to kill that guy remember it's part of our thing
We don't have anything to kill it
We like names and stuff
Got my trusty steve I don't have that quest yet. Got my god my big guy. They got my
What was he?
Let's ride!
Hey, peanut, peanut!
It's just standing there! Oh my god!
You need a...
...sniff scanner?
Ah, I don't think so.
Okay.
You need a...
...hermai...
It's getting away! It's getting away!
Peanut, we're not gonna take...
That is gonna take so much ammo.
There's a spider that's over there in the sky
Bob cats and semen burgers here it's fucking crazy dude. There's so many Bob cats and semen burgers, uh-huh so many of them
I'll be there lickety-split after I kill this one again
the hell did you do it?
I think they went left, because the left is where more baskets are.
Are we just leaving peanuts?
I could have just glued it a little bit.
the wiggly split
bit of goop
little bit of goop
little bit of goop
there's definitely baskets that people don't know about
that normally are never hit but
this team probably is running it
By the way, speaking of marriage, it's not to make you guys jealous or anything.
But I received a guitar back in insurance after the life.
Dude, I actually, dude, I got an equalizer back
by from Peter. Yeah.
Whoa. And all of the ammo and everything.
Like I got so much stuff back.
You're crazy, girl. You're crazy.
Yeah. Remember you told me that.
Yeah.
The mail wouldn't...
It was yelling at me saying the mail doesn't last.
Yeah, the mail doesn't last, yeah.
Wait, what?
The mail goes away after like a week or something.
Oh, okay.
I- I just don't have any room right now, so I have to...
Oh.
Make room.
Hello, Mr. Buttnut.
It's my first time watching your stream.
I haven't heard a singular shot.
It's peanuts, sir!
It is Mr. Peanuts!
I have someone I can guide over this direction.
Common mistake.
Anybody could have made it anybody could have made it. I'll forgive you. It's your first time
Yeah, yeah, these baskets over here alluded I think they're going left
Well, hold up now, folk.
Yeah, like over here.
Yeah.
Goop is running a bit behind right now.
Let me case, bro.
Let me case.
Oh yeah, I see them.
Where?
They're right here.
Oh, go, go, go!
They have so much fruit in their ass.
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
They're gonna have so much fruit.
Okay, actually, you know what we should do is go like straight over here?
Because they're- they're gonna go to those baskets.
Is my guy fucking stupid or something?!
Think.
I have a burlada and a ferro, so...
I think...
Oh, there's people shooting from the bridge!
Uh, can you get out?
I'm gonna go get him. I'm safe.
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I'm safe I'm safe.
I'm safe.
I'm safe.
She's safe?
Yeah yeah.
There's a whole team above you.
She's right there.
Oh dude I almost killed him.
I'm just getting one shot.
I'm good, you can't even find that.
I'm okay.
That hurt.
I've no way to get you boys.
on your own game team I don't think
I got one nice thank you
no way we're gonna get out of here
not good I'm good good good it was one I don't know how he's not dead
Related to us
Do we turn around coming for that it's fucking trash what you down
They're not
I'm dead
He's right above
Jump on TV to help you
Good shit, good shit. I'm coming as you on the roof. That's a different one then
They decide to fall damage. Oh, what an idiot. I only know is him. He was back over yonder
Yeah, that's where his team was
That's where they are. Fuck you, sir!
Hold on, because that car's down.
Is that behind us?
Yeah, over there.
I remember there was a team over at...
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'll take care of the hooligan on the roof.
That was shooting peanut originally.
Did this hooligan go?
Is that him?
He said the guy
Yeah, don't you worry I'm on the case
Don't know that last hood again witness the way that's him you can't die from that farm. That's just stupid
I
Find nothing
And are they still over at the warehouse, maybe go over at the tall tower over that way
Pete pizza
Agenda he has a Roma
Oh shit. Thank you.
I'm so overriding.
I have pretty good pairs here, Peanut.
Don't move it, I already did those.
Oh shit!
Claire, on you?
Oh my gosh, they're on top of the-
The tower, the tower!
Yeah, what are they doing up there?
Dude, they're just shooting at me.
me stand back all head of the droogings you know stand back no wait we have to
find the people with the fruit in their ass it's these guys they have the fruit
in their ass they do yeah it might be them cuz they didn't come over this
direction if they have the fruit in their ass I saw them they were all
We've got fruit we've got fruit. Oh, how do they see me from so far away?
Yeah, I might go up on the other side
What if you do make haste?
All of these baskets down on the other side.
Make it quick, make it quick.
They actually missed a basket.
You're not engaged yet.
God, God!
Engage.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I said do not engage yet.
Wait, Pina is all the way over...
Oh, I didn't realize you were pushing that.
Where'd they go?
Yeah, did you lie to me? You said they were up here.
No, they're over there.
Oh.
He's stupid!
One made it, one made it!
Two made it, two made it!
Fuck you, fuck you!
They're up here, right?
There's two at the top, I don't know what the third is.
Hey, is that one?
I heard something.
I'm infiltrating enemy territory.
There's two guys on top of me right now.
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
It's a 3v2 because they're blows across the way, he's headshotting.
Encroaching on enemy charge when you speak.
I think it's it.
Engaging enemy, T-minus 15 seconds.
Get him, boys!
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
Running.
Back.
What?
Left and right.
What the hell?
Where'd he go?
One's far right, cracked.
What?
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
What?
Oh my god, he's handsome and sexy!
I'm gonna die immediately.
I'm gonna die immediately.
I'm going out of my own terms.
Oh my god.
Oh, it was a client.
There was only two above us.
Oh my god.
I just got back from the stairs and nobody was there.
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir?
Good sir!
Hello sir, I was actually just coming up to see what all the hustle and bustle was about.
I was in part of that other team.
I said, what's all this hustle and bustle about?
No, that wasn't me!
That was someone else.
No, that that was someone else I saw that guy said what is he doing oh?
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
Oh agreed boys, let's get out of here. We sucked all the nutrients from this baby it no longer
I
Down here should do this is like a dandy place for extraction
You see I'm cracked or trash oh
Thank you, sir
We call the train for us. Let me go ahead and call the train for us. Oh
Oh
Me I'm playing with coaxi and Gigi not as I love your hairstyle by the way your hands are mad
Yeah, he likes fortnight he likes fortnight, but honestly, I don't think the skills are translating over you
I'm talking about you keep hearing them whisper about misty Myers and tilted towers like it's some Vietnam
PSD something they're talking about
You like my poncho oh
Oh, take those, take those, take those!
Let's get him boys, so no mercy.
Did they want me one on Groupon?
That's your ice cream!
Don't let him have it!
Got one!
I'm going in!
got another one! one up one up!
we're cooking we're cooking
good thing got a good lamb
good bluesy
a little bit of group
Hey!
Hey!
Here's some, some.
Here's some, some.
Here's some, some.
Here's some, some.
Here, well, I guess it's time to get out of here.
now I guess it's time to get out of here
excellent lady gentlemen excellent rain it went pretty good you see that
That went pretty good.
That went pretty good.
Honestly, I think we got a little caught out here.
They're talking about viewers spread too thin.
Dude, two of them have bans on their accounts.
I was gonna say something.
I have never died to a Ratler one time in my life.
Well, did you see how they were shooting me from 400 meters away?
Okay to be fair though the shot on the stairs that was kind of weird because it was coming in from in front of me
but I
Don't know yeah, Paulie cheesters
No, I could have played that back. I could have
I was on the roof with Genji and I'm telling you this guy
smokes he vanished out of thin air in front of my eyes apparently he was up
there that whole time you and me were we were on opposite sides of each other
and we never saw him that's what I'd say that he was above us he was hiding
RC I've seen those tactics before I've seen them before that was a good play
that was a good play that's why I left him behind and call the extract and got
two-thirds of his team killed. Let's RIDE!
You left my teammate behind
What are you eating?
Hey, right? Yeah
I can
Let's ride
I'm sorry. I'm asking. I agree. It's like a chicken with like crispy shuffer on the edge
Pete and somebody at least you have a team leader
Oh, Mr.
Son, I'm gonna find a good man, good um, man!
And Mr.
Bob Storkler, I'm gonna find a good man, good um, man!
And Mr.
Bob Storkler, I'm gonna find a good man, good um, man!
Good lad, he do's, good lad, he dies.
Are so good.
He was a bad dog, like.
I got chicken, some sweet potatoes, and an egg roll.
That's what you eat right now?
Uh-huh.
some kind of health kick?
Oh no, I don't like this guy, yeah.
Tina doesn't know what good food tastes like.
Oh yes I do, yes I do.
Two Big Macs, a chicken sandwich,
a McDonald's Junior, two large fries,
two apple pies, and a McMuffin.
That's good eating.
What you're eating son is some type of
kombucha vegetarian pussy shit.
All right, that's what you're eating.
Now, I don't know if you're on a health kick,
but I would say that you drinking seven days a week
is not gonna be too good in comparison to that.
Okay, I don't drink seven days a week.
You're the one-
Yes, you do!
Every day that ends in Y, you consume a beverage.
It's...
It could be a religious thing, you don't know.
Yeah, what religion?
A peanut religion?
You have to consume one, get out of the same fucking glass every day of the week?
Yes! You have to use one glass all week, and you have to drink every day!
It's like fasting, but like for cool people.
Sign up for this?
Jeez! Join the religion! Join the religion!
And when I ask you to drink the punch, don't ask any questions!
What?
It's delicious!
It's delicious!
I'm in.
Mmmmm...
Uh...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yeah, are you drinking right now?
Mmm...
...no...
There's no way you're drinking on a Monday, right?
Huh? No, are you...?
Huh?
No.
You're crazy!
Are you...?
There's no time to discuss this craziness!
LET'S RIDE!
I
Some good stuff indeed, mr. What do you know where we were?
What are you forget I've got okay, let's go over here baskets. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah good thinking good thinking
I think it. Coach, you stay focused.
Okay, sorry, that's my fault.
It's okay, Lucky. You stay focused.
I'd forward, children.
Did you run around last night chasing a nut sack
when we were looting your boxes?
Wait, no, no, no. Over here, guys.
The baskets, they'll be better to go this way.
Oh, go back! Go back!
That was my fault.
Give me a nephew.
I'm gonna be next time.
Uncle?
Oh my goodness.
Give me a nephew. Give me a nephew.
He's a really, really oldie.
Stop smelling my ass.
By the way, Cloacy, I cannot believe you're judging me for drinking when it's Christmas.
You have no holiday cheer
You have no Santa Claus whimsy
Good tidings good tidings for all
Your birthday actually the one day after Christmas, uh-huh
Honestly, I get you a present, but unfortunately I hate you. I want a homemade steaming burger
Oh, by the gods.
By the gods.
Remember all those friars?
No tomatoes, no lettuce, no nothing.
You all, let's celebrate. Let's celebrate.
Happy birthday.
Coach, are we going?
Oh.
Happy birthday to Closie.
Happy birthday to Closie.
Happy birthday, dear Closie.
Happy birthday to you!
And many more!
Oh great, you know, I appreciate that.
Depending on dietary habits!
Okay, I'm eating chicken and sweet potatoes.
Yeah, the sludge, sludge.
Disgusting.
There's definitely gonna be teams over here, by the way.
They know it's Cochie's birthday?
Oh, yep.
They already looted this basket here.
Are you kidding me?
They're fucking assholes, Cochie.
He's attacking you on your birthday.
They're gonna be in front of us.
A birthday adjacent.
Oh, I think Gigi's just making these people out.
Yeah, I'm sure.
They looted the basket on your knees.
Okay, really?
Gigi, you really think you could fool us with your deception?
Are you serious?
We don't believe you!
Okay.
There's no one here!
Okay
Yeah, cuz you guys usually reverse psychology
Nobody I'm starting to believe her wait to the box
Right
It might already be hit in front of us over here
A lot of people miss that because it doesn't spawn very often
I
Do you have these old memorized you one of those witches?
Cuz this is how I made my money. I'll get out with 150k every single time. Oh my god
Only a witch could survive jumping off that building. I
Say we test her
Maybe they just looted that and then went in the middle of the map or something?
Maybe perchance.
Maybe they're not on a basket hunt.
Maybe they're just hanging around.
What else do you need?
Just the mushrooms?
I need mushrooms and I need one apricot.
Oh
Not the apricots for you only a witch would be able to give me one of her apricots wait the apricot or a tester
Oh, she's not a witch. She's not a rich
You can be tested no change you could never be too safe
It's safe. Never be too safe. Yeah. This one is not hit. Oh, just kidding. It is hit.
The bitrate is low. No, sir. The GDP of your country is low. You live in a third world country.
That's why it looks like that. Jesus Christ. There should be one spawn right here. I don't
I don't think it's fun.
Bottom crew.
Apricots.
How many butts should I need to forgot?
I bought it here.
Yeah, it's already looted though.
Still a little something I can get out of them.
Don't moan when you're looting.
Ah, I'm not looting.
Okay, you're dead.
I'm getting back there, hold on.
Hehehehe.
Come on in, the water's fine.
Yeah, these are looted.
What a little something.
We'll see you have three bobcats.
I don't have three bobcats.
Don't have three bobcats, you have to stop listening to that.
That's exactly what someone with three bobcats would say.
I do not have three bobcats.
I don't know about that.
I don't believe in boys.
What about you?
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
I mean, this is one of those white lies, where you tell them
the truth technically, I mean, he has four bobcats.
I do not have.
You haven't even killed anyone.
That's what someone with four bobcats would say.
We haven't killed that.
If we killed people, then I could be like, okay, maybe,
you know.
You know that you put it that way.
We're picking trees.
Maybe you find a bobcat in the tree.
Don't bobcat some fucking trees.
Literally, bobcats live in trees.
You idiots.
What are we doing?
Are you out of the living?
Are bobcats fucking animals out?
Yes, mom! Yes, bobcats are quote unquote animals now.
What have you got a little fin for me, jeep?
I'm not passing that.
You're passing me that good sizzle.
Oh!
Pass me that sizzle, Todd.
Where?
Okay
I was on the marker
again
Did you go towards the extract oh?
They are they are they're trying to escape our garage
They got all of our goo. They have all the mushrooms
George
Really? What was your first clue?
Are you sure you don't want to double check?
You're close, you're close, you're close.
There's only one?
Look at this pussy.
Look at this pussy.
I thought about this pussy right here.
right here. Oh, yeah. No, I had on top of this pussy right here.
Hold on. Wait, hold on. Take me out. Take me out. This one. Take
me out. This one.
Give you a little more for the road.
I
This got poop on his face
Apricots
Fores of rattler three a fully decked out kettle good towards the top
You got any group for a goopa. Yeah. Yeah, I'm putting everything towards the top. Thank you. Good sir
Uh, first, new rose, three rose.
Whoop, I got a figure!
Ooh, this is quite sublime.
Ooh, that's quite sublime.
Thank you, good chair.
Ooh, that's very nice, that's very nice.
That's very nice.
Well, that's nice.
There's some more baskets over here than I want to go.
Steve.
He took the bobcat.
I hate that. Do you think that guy had a bobcat?
Don't kill the messenger. I'm just reading the truth.
Okay, you have to stop reading chat.
There's a note here. We can put it in our backup.
You did it up.
You see? It's me first, me first, me first.
I'm in it's waterproof.
You're doing it to us, huh?
Give me that toaster. Give me that.
I've got a toaster. I've got a toaster.
I've got a toaster. I've got a toaster.
I've got a toaster. I've got a toaster.
Alright, stand down.
I've got a toaster.
God, yeah.
I'm missing that.
Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming.
Where are the mushrooms at?
That's what I'm trying to see. Oh, thank god they didn't lose us.
What are the mushrooms at?
Yeah, I feel- And there is no mushrooms in that one. Gosh, dang it.
I feel like the mushrooms are hiding from us. We should have them by now.
And this one did not spawn. Okay, well-
Hmm.
Ooh, you're a little...
I don't know if you need them.
Oh, sir? Another one.
Is that the same one?
No, I found a toaster over here if you need a...
The hell is this?
What is this?
Oh, good.
You're a coochie, come check this thing out.
I'm a pro. Down here.
A pro?
Yeah, it's a... It's like a special one or something.
I'll come in
You see it's like a special one or something look
You take a take a give to yourself
Try it out try not for size
Is that weird
Yeah, is that weird
Mm-hmm. I've never seen nothing like that out here.
Not these parts.
They're not these parts.
That's one of those new fangled...
...art-probe.
Space machines.
Art-probe. Here.
Your time out.
That's the big bus right there.
Everybody's got...
...flying cars and airplanes.
If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings out our back and thrust us on our feet.
That's where our tax dollars are going to.
Yeah, and the government.
I heard they're making a new device to spy on our thoughts.
That's why I wear this tinfoil hat.
They're not finding my thoughts, Covenant.
Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
That's why I have 423 legal firearms in my barn.
Damn aliens.
They're aliens and the government been working with them, too.
Tell you what, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
They got something to slip in your bum while you're sleeping and breathe your mind.
Take your mind.
Make you do things you don't want to do.
They'll take your shit.
Come in the middle of the night, them government boys.
They'll take the shit right out of your pooper.
Take your shit right out of your pooper and read your mind.
Take your mind.
Exactly.
They make you one of them skin walkers.
One of them skin walkers.
You should probably leave me or have it on motion again.
You know, all of the baskets did not spawn this rain.
Where were all the mushrooms at?
Oh, wait, no one hit this one?
Oh!
What?
I found mushrooms.
Really?
Yep.
Yeah, do you already have all your mushrooms or do you need those?
No, I don't but I'll give you some. Oh
No, you keep with you ain't got your Hoosy-doosy yet. You heard well. I don't know how many I need
Listen up lassie. Why you take care of yourself now partner and we'll come back bring it back now y'all next week and give me the rest
Okay
There are these darn baskets out here, oh, isn't it not looted?
Oh, woop, I got it!
And there's no mushrooms, God dang it.
Oh, well, bye golly.
Folks, you know, we're there fighting the space wars.
See, I'm looking for mushrooms, god damn aliens!
They want my shit!
I want my shit and my thoughts!
Can I get my poop?
Can you hear these baskets out? Can these fun in-buildingers out now?
Yeah, they can.
I'm gonna look and-
A lot of them are like on corner of buildings.
Get out of here, space robot!
Keep your beepers open for some basket toys.
Hmm
It's good stay there. Oh, you could take a good ticket check one more
Something I forgot. Oh wait. Oh my gosh. We're where do we have the extract here?
Why is the time blurred as you fuckers keep coming in here yelling peanut peanut and then and then killing me
Hey, this one over here didn't spawn.
Okay, I'm going to extract.
Yeah, I see we skedaddle.
Oh yeah, we, actually, I'm going to get this game.
I think it was good thinking.
We did get
Actually, that's waiting for
That's a lot of walking
Now guys, that's a way too far. That's that's that's way too much walking. That's way too much walking
We'll get another one. Yes. Can I one of them new fangled robot machines?
Dumb out the robot machines
Oh, she didn't make up for me that.
Well, that day of the government, they'll take your poop.
They'll take your poop and then they're mine.
Oh my god, I might not make that.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'm fat as shit.
I'm a chunky monkey.
Yeah, but as long as we press it, right?
Yeah, you can think of it.
Yeah, I'm on it already.
It's a big time.
You can think of it, you can think of it.
Oh, so you never get a synth out of me
Maybe apex is a good game
You know apex legends actually in like everybody used to call it dead when it wasn't there was actually popular now
It actually is like kind of not doing good
Is it dead actually? Yeah
Well, I saw a video on it on the tic-a-tac and some guy was watching it on 8 p.m. On a like a Thursday
And had 28,000 players, but it's still good for like a regular game, but not for a game with apex
Is this um, yeah, that's the snitch right on you, you know.
What, where?
There's a snitch right, you see where I'm marked?
I need one of them fake on snitch scanners.
Yeah, I took one right on top of you.
Where?
Right on top of you.
Is this what I hear?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Right here.
Right here.
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Little bit of goop, little bit of goop.
Who's that?
A dead guy in here.
Yeah, we saw that guy.
Milk!
Oh, it's well and it's well.
Good work, team, good work.
Up top!
I wonder if we can do one more
because maybe we can get some more mushrooms.
You may be a cult monster.
Mushrooms this grade. Oh, well, I don't think I think when we came in there was like 30 minutes left
We spent a ton of time in here. Oh
Who's this guy?
Wow
Oh some fentanyl
Have anything that's on him
Oh my god, you had like two seconds man. We got pretty time
We're doing pretty good, we're doing I can't we having a great start to the wife
You have plenty of time you literally went in there five
times.
What did you make sure we didn't miss nothing?
Oh we got 15 more minutes of lost blooms.
Quite serendipitous.
What a moment.
I'm going to sort my goop out.
Gonna sort my goob out
Okay, so I have three mushrooms. I can bring you oh perfect perfect. Oh, yeah, I've got a total of
Seven mushrooms. I'll bring me up to ten mushrooms and then we only need two more. That's not bad actually
That's not bad at all
That's perfect. That's perfect
We need poo or no, huh beef the fertilizer. Do we need it?
hmm I don't think you can do that for any no okay I'm gonna sell that art dude poo
with a thousand dollars per poo yeah that's where you get the most money
that's good gooping that's good gooping right there all right good to go
Let's ride!
Dairy Queen or Water Burger?
See, it's not as simple as that, sir.
It's not as simple as that.
It would be DQ if they didn't switch to their bullshit piece of crap grill and chills and
it would be Water Burger if they didn't hire actual real legitimate stupid people.
That's a loaded question.
loaded question that's a loaded question with a complex caveats of explanation
that is not as simple as you may think it is that's something different that's
something different
am I right am I right am I right exactly exactly exactly I'm telling you they
are in the back of Waterburgers swapping drool that is what they're doing
they're swapping drool and clicking their sketches together with a little
for a little night party. That's what's going on back there. Because it damn well isn't cooking good burgers no more. It damn well isn't cooking good burgers no more.
I'm crying. I work at Water Burger.
I
Whenever you're ready miss tonight
Oh, sorry sir every every water burger by worker by you
Of course, of course every water burger worker, but you good sir, but you good sir
I play it safe and what I'm showing us is burger collection
There's booger collection shit. Okay, I fucked it up. I fucked it up. Damn it. All right
You win what a burger guy you win me want a burger guy you win this one you win this one you win this one
Fuck you, but just so you know every water rugger
I've been to as a bunch of stupid people working dead. I don't know if it's yours, but those are mine
I got a burger collection. I bet you do you got a briefcase full of built cheese you stupid bitch
Hmm, oh
You look like you're Tim Dylan yes, I've heard that I've seen that I am not nearly as fat
And I don't say 1% of them out of jokes about Israel than he does now. Let's ride
You can
Because I'd be bad I'd be bad that's why
I got pretty jokes for any topic you just gotta be careful out here. I'll take it away from us
Trix will take us down, Trix will take us down if you're a little too risky.
I'll have to choose your subjects lightly, and I'm gonna choose them lightly.
I'll have to pick and choose, I'll have to play it wise.
I keep meeting the green stins.
This sucks.
I've got some extra fin, you take two fin.
You know
All right, we need to we can have the mushrooms
St. Okay, okay, okay
Dude, I couldn't get off of that I was stuck
I dropped them back there at the basket.
Did this basket right here?
Yeah.
Oh, I think you think yeah.
Dang it.
Fire!
It is back there.
I promise you.
We're wasting time.
I'll see the mushrooms
Who did you see mushrooms?
Wait, did you pick them up folksy?
No, folksy those are my mushrooms. I do have them. Oh my goodness. JG was fooling us all
She was fooling us all see us have some wild goose tails
You're awesome
A brain started hurting, staring at the ground like a wooden mushroom, I guess.
There's a few spawns around here.
Yeah, which confirmed.
There should be two spawns right there.
Mushrooms?
into the trees one on the fence and one at the containers yes right here oh that
one and I'll check this one this one's loaded yeah this one's loaded too it's
Should we already hit these baskets?
They're gonna be in front of us!
Oh! Got it! Got it!
Exit me, Mr. Chicks! Exit me!
Do we vent?
GOOOOOO!
He's just standing there!
Sir, take this!
He and Layla are stinky.
Gotcha!
these guys are kind of stacked yeah and they they had all the stuff with them
they were stacked what the fuck hey we should leave hold up now oh
Oh
Yeah, I got five poo do you do that?
Daddy mushroom for Google
Really?
Bombs
Yeah, I got all the mushrooms I need. Let's get out of here.
What, did you actually?
Yeah, I've got five total. We only need two more right after you give me your three.
Yeah, I have a hasty.
No need three comfortable pillows. Very comfortable pillows.
All right, well, we'll get out of the mushrooms and then we'll just come back there and put you in the house.
What is happening?
Is there baskets in here?
Oh, this is definitely a good dude.
There can actually be a basket in there.
Yeah.
Oh, that's an in-bill.
Ah, dude, shabby boy.
Ah, dude, shabby.
Ain't no rocks in the chat!
We have a hat key.
Who's on this quest?
I don't know.
Get in the bottle.
Excellent raid.
Excellent raid, excellent raid!
We're doing pretty good tonight!
We've only got like two times!
I think you get a hash key from the class.
You repair the thing?
When you repair that doozy at Mr. Colt she's repaired?
Yeah, at the hatch. It drops a hatch key nearby.
That's cool. I know that
There's everyone to have their mushrooms because we got five more minutes unless we need it
I've already done it
Okay, good. You know you're the last one
Some men take longer to get ready than others close see it's not a big deal
I still need three very comfortable pillows. It might help me
You don't want to find those
Yeah, we just go back to that map. There's a cute idea. I mean you can go there
The bird city has a hundred boys. What's the best place to find very comfortable with us?
Which we see again make it over this every heart desires
Bluegate we've testing annex is the best place for coming pills many
Oh
damn yeah damn testing annex we'll do that I should we take a little gander over
yonder all right bluegate bunker apparently has them too
her chance yeah I just know that burning city has a point but I'm down for
fucking test again it's no too little test again let's switch it up I'm down
and a little spice to our life yeah
Oh, that's right.
Hmm, the computer got some of the award.
Hey, which one?
Oh.
What's 70 K that's insane we've got 130 K space dollars you guys how many space
dollars you guys got you guys looking good 250 K I haven't really sold anything
I have 24 K oh thank God oh my god I really do want to be the poorest in
the group okay okay we're good okay I'm gonna hundred twenty thousand yeah you
You have more money than you did for two and a half months of last wipe.
Hey!
Fuck yourself dude!
That was a work in progress code sheet!
We got there!
We got there eventually!
We got there eventually!
I had five million at the end of the fight.
What do you mean by that?
What?
What about that?
Lose some light.
Lose some light.
I'm playing off stream the day after and I got under it again. I had to work like a whole day to get back up
Are you kidding me?
85k subs you're supposed to one million would be awesome. This was a screen to get it. It'd be cool. Let me cool
It was your mom was at 1 million YouTube subs
W. They sing you like a plaque. You know that holy shit
Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. Nice job,
you want for 100,000. It's
in dreams. It's complete
they did away with that.
hanging right there. See r
with the picture of a pe
quality. It's just gold.
Yeah, you can just ask him.
Let's ride!
I
Had come here again, I think he's one of them stupid fellas you do before streaming
You think I feel like he's proven it. You were in it
He not something like that. Yeah, what why are we back on buried city? You said testing annex damn
Oh
That's okay, that's what we can find very comfortable pills here that window. It's gonna be all looted. We're at 17 minutes
No, it's actually the way I think I've ever responded.
And no, sir, it was not I.T.
Very close, sir, very close, very close.
I sold waxes for women's vaginas over the phone.
If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask.
Do not hesitate to ask sir. It was quite a glamorous life had multiple
Lamborghinis and a house on the lake only about 15,000 square feet. There was
something small wanted it for the family. But I retired from my pussywax
endeavors and decided to take on something a little more humble a little
more humble. You could maybe get a pillow. Now I'm a peanut. Now I'm a peanut! If you
have any other questions here, do not hesitate to ask them. I'm at your service.
Absolutely zero
Where would the various comfortable pillows be if there was gonna be one
There's two 100-cent spawns in bread tower
But well, let's get it what are we doing here gang?
Nah
I highly doubt that closey if right now I will fly out and give you a hand up
You're on and if it isn't looted
We don't play though if it is looted then I fly out and give you a
Handjob
Before I don't have any hands it'll be more of like a nub job
It's almost as good
I can work that thing
Don't you worry don't you worry don't you worry?
Let's not loot it. Hey, so we just died over here
By the Arbusto Tower.
The Arbusto Tower.
Yeah, I suppose I'll lose it. You can technically find a pillow in here.
Well, I'm gonna kill these people first, and then I'll go for the pillows.
Okay, do not die.
Me? Die?
You gotta be kidding me.
Do not die.
Cloaksy, come on!
Do you not have anything?
Put your faith in me, Cloaksy.
Put it in me.
What ain't yeah, go ahead now. Let's run
God yeah, he's actually my first blue shield of the white I'm feeling kind of confident
Yeah, don't lose it. I won't
I heard someone die over in the all by the starboard now me a moment to go
Wait, oh that's you shooting. Yeah
I've got a cover I got this cover don't you worry coachie
You're talking to the little Bron James of Awkwade is close. You have nothing to fear
You have nothing to fear closing at how many times do I have to tell you know what?
There's the red power. Oh shit. Oh
I'm gonna die
Oh my god
read sir sir what just happened sir wait for us hold on sir before you kill
me I've got a secret that you're gonna want to hear I've got a secret I've got
a secret I'll only tell you if you use that
Oh, thank you good sir, thank you good sir!
The secret is, I've got a pot of gold stashed right there.
Oh shit.
Did they just kill you?
Oh, I seem to have fallen.
Yes, they killed me, yes.
I'll show you where the gold is.
will show you yes of course thank you sir thank you sir thank you sir the gold is right over here
what the hell was that what's going on what's going on
what the you know i'm the good guy i mean wait i'm the good guy
what the hell was that
They're Pete and Ray's ass!
KILL HIM!
Oh, you revived, I heard him.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
He's like down below here somewhere
Wait did he just revive someone?
I don't know, I thought I said one.
Oh you did? Okay.
I thought I said the guy I killed.
You gotta hunt those guys down.
Those guys I actually do not know why they thirst me on the ground. I didn't even shoot them
I was gonna pretend like you guys were on my team
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Let him cook.
Oh, what?
He's very hurt.
Oh, there's a guy right here.
I just sent you to the same place.
I don't know. He's reloading. He's going to revive.
of the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
He's pushing. Oh, he shot me. Okay. Well, this is so bad.
if he was that wall on the right, he would actually so be dead by now.
I'm trying to pre-fire him, dumbass.
I don't know where he went.
I don't know.
Probably to go revive his friend.
I think we would have heard it now.
I
Think on me, so they ran out
You're probably lurking the shadows
We I eat that same shooting the distance
who's you kidding me escape oh it's his friend right here I'm knocking him out
oh great right yeah he didn't even help his friend like what guys have a piece
of shit you had like ample time to help his friend throughout that entire
duration yeah I'm a very comfortable pillow for you yeah
Oh, shit, he's trying to-
Who the fuck got it? Thank you, Pap!
That's three.
Hey, that's him trying to escape.
It's only eight minutes left, so I bet you there's only one extract.
You can find me in there taking life.
That's true.
That's so hard, pushing out with a Toro.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you have anything- you have anything good that you want me to goop?
I think I had a couple of stuff.
Yeah, wait, check me out. I think I had a brinigane to Toro.
Mm-hmm
Yeah, we're running in or a I did or did not you did you did you did I
Forgooble gets his back I do mind actually
Next question
Yeah, I've got one for you die
In the game of course in the game of course in the game of course in the game of course
in our greatest
I can't believe he just left them to die.
He was one shot.
He dies kind of like a terrible person.
Wait, is that a first-of-all, am I?
He's hit me high somewhere.
Fuck.
You got the Toro too?
Oh my...
Yeah, I got the Toro right here.
What was that?
What?
You went invisible on my screen.
Yeah, I went invisible when I was at that spot too.
I used some type of Hoosie-doosie.
He's a fast fuck.
He's crazy.
Oh, look a basket.
He's gonna be down here.
Wait, he just aggro'd the spider.
He's right here, he's right here.
There he is!
Fuck his ass!
Hi.
He's in the smoke right now.
Okay.
Spider's on him?
Where?
Not?
Here he is, the spider's on them.
Wait, he just got hit by the spider, what the fuck?
Adam Cook!
There he is, there he is!
There he is!
He's dead, he's dead!
YES!
YES!
Wait, wait, don't kill me, don't kill me!
Calm, gassy things, tell me he's fat!
Fuck!
Till he's fighting these ugliest, stinky, and piece of shit!
Bad, ugly, stinky, and piece of shit!
Spit on him! Spit on him!
But don't spit on him! He might enjoy that! Don't spit on him!
Take it, take it back! Suck this bit back up!
Fuck him!
Hell yeah!
He done God's work tonight.
You've done the Lord's work today.
That was good stuff.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, God.
Actually, fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy specifically.
There was no reason to kill me on the ground there.
All right, well, I have to go back and get PNS fucking
moved now, so I can drop it.
Yeah, good thinking, good thinking.
We have to go here?
You don't mind if we get to make you fresh, do you?
No, you're good.
Get minty fresh.
You mind if you get minty fresh?
Nope, get minty fresh.
Thank you boys.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
What?
Don't get mad at me.
What?
What?
I was running down to that extract
and I was overcome okay okay and then the guy showed up so I dropped the
coins right there
and that place is in your renegade and your renegade door and now the door is off
Oh my god, Cooksy that's all I have! That's everything! That was actually genuinely all
I have. I think I have a Renegade 4 and a Benethart. Yo is it Toro? Is it Toro? I could
your benefit and inventory okay good good good good thank you sir I genuinely
have like a rat on left that was it that was everything I had but can you
blow it can you blow it back to you with a grenade I have no grenades
good good say I'm perfect
I'm far they think you got a license for all that ass and there but you see that you see what I'm seeing
But you see that that guy this guy in front of me. Oh, you see that you see what I'm seeing. Yeah, I mean I already fucked them
Yeah, I'm glad I
experienced everything
My top of the world got its own gravitational pull. He's running around the globe
Oh
Suckin you in. Oh suckin you it goes. You suckin you in. Oh, no
But they got you able to escape the god
Geez, whoo another close one
Oh, the coachman.
There he is.
Oh, the lifelike for my eyes.
I'm the god.
The exo-plasm was the best part.
That room must have been haunted or something.
Woo!
Exo-plasm everywhere.
Good thing you escaped.
Coachman, coachman.
Good, good.
Hmm...
Uh...
Hmm...
Cloaksea is a necrophilia.
We know the body was still warm.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she's still in there when it's cold.
Yeah!
Did you?
You got it!
No, no, no.
That was just a boom-boom happening.
Wait, I don't think it was actually.
Hey, did that just damage itself on the...
Huh?
Yeah, that was definitely some chews on Orr.
Yeah, they've been killing themselves lately.
Where am I?
Like, I don't know.
Not wrong.
Not wrong.
They happened.
Yeah, a bunch of clankers have been killing themselves.
Like that one on Brigade?
Yeah.
I think we're supposed to get smarter
I think they're named Umber
They're learning from peanut
Bam
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Here, twinker
Have you just fired on it?
Clank up! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Clank up!
Oh my god
Whoa
Oh my god
the hell was that what did I just hear whoa whoa you heard that right folksy
what the hell was that God I respect the verbosity
I
Genji was on f-skine Ivan
What about that
Now that one that may be some on
I don't know if you're feeling out of the room, but I vote no, I vote no on that one.
And if so, she was only there for the jet skiing.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah, I see.
Wait.
What?
I don't know.
You actually have nothing.
I have a pillow for you.
I should I literally have no God.
I don't know what we got these.
What do you mean you have so many on your screen?
All right.
You Genji screen peeking.
Genji screen peeking.
Genji screen peeking.
Folksy ID, that's Renegade and Toro.
I have nothing.
I have to, I have to look to see if I even have one.
I do have Renegade and Toro.
Thank God.
Okay, good.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you sir. I'll bring the ammo. No need to no need to stress yourself out over that, okay?
Okay. That's right.
Do you want to defend Renegade or do you want to Renegade Toro?
No Renegade Toro. Renegade Toro.
Alright, we're switching it up a ton. Everyone hiding their screens?
Yeah.
Okay, good. Good.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's right.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Pidgey is a tankest.
Pidgey is a tankest.
Consistently the first one to die.
Is it just me or are you a little bitch?
Is it just me or is that guy a little bitch? That's my question. Little counter question for you. Little counter question.
Fuck you, sir. I am not the first one to die. That was a one-off situation. They got lucky.
Now that's mine!
you
You
Certified headset need just a moment.
Now we ride.
Oh Mr. Hero and Mr. Dialogue will provide us with one good man, good a man!
And Mr. Dialogue will provide us with one good man, good a man!
Good lasty dudes, good a lasty.
Oh, the user.
I love and I have lots of guys.
I'll give you my only season's blessings and Christmas cheer I'll be a call for Christmas
I'll be a call for Christmas and your Uncle Pustus.
Pustus, Pustus, and some negatives.
What's the positives about that?
That's for you to find out.
That's for you to find out.
For me to know and you to find out.
We load it up again.
One, two.
Yeah, I'll be running.
Is this a May chart?
Yeah, the May chart here as well.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I think we're gonna be doing that.
Maybe.
Probably because I didn't resale the expedition.
Thank you.
Oh...
Keep your people so quick.
oh yeah what about the pillow thank you good sir that's a very comfortable
failure thank you good sir
Who got you? We're on it! We're on it!
I had- How did they even see you?
Because he- I- I should get to that ridge part!
They were shooting me from very far away.
And how the fuck did they see you?
I'm gonna get down to the ridge, get some shots on him.
Oh, yeah.
Oh?
Uh, elevator, elevator.
What, are we shooting at these enemies?
Are they shooting me then?
I thought that they were down below
I
See I don't hear anything. I can't my died to fall down. There's no one down below
Where is that at hey I'm top of the staircase going down to the bottom. He's really bad up here. Oh, yeah, I see him
Oh my god
what's up
in the close corner close corner one shot I'm gonna see for it
he lived some house yes
we could do guloy
close up close up
wait what
Go, go, go, go
no, no, no, no, no
he just healed, he just healed
He is right in this corner
Oh my god
got one got one
Oh
First act
Oh, he's dead. Okay, good
You see him close to you see him you got eyes. No, no, no, I don't see nothing yet. Oh my god. He's handsome
He's about four or five pillars down so we're down there
Fuck you
I
Don't know do about this cuz you know I'm teaching the three peeking really hard. You wouldn't even peek without it
Good thing no
Right in the door get you check one day we're dead
Make it kill in the door the left in the door left. We're gonna watch out for the guy down the pillars. Yeah, I'm looking
Yeah, I see what the door
that you won't be again push man that you won't be again push man
Buster I said
Left or right side, yeah
Yeah, you dead yeah, I'm down down
I'm coming I got you got your puppies can take area. Oh my god. I don't have any food. Oh
My god
Oh my god hit the deck
Run!
Wait it might be a different team peanut
Got you got you got you got you
Hold, hold
Hold this thing close to me
Take it down take it down
I'm not gonna cry this guy won't throw a second
No he won't, no he won't
I got you I got you I'm good I'm good
I'm good I'm good
I'm good to go shoulder left behind
I've got you
I've got you
I've got you Cozy
George!
You bastard!
Dammit!
Fuck you, sir! Fuck you!
Why they not attacking each other?
Yeah, I think you.
It's impossible. There's two over here. There's two down yonder
It's impossible
Guys a free fresh kid by the way free kid
No, we was all of it. You're gonna do a jury
Okay.
On the right side.
Okay.
Who the hooligan is?
Who could it be?
Like he's the victor or something.
Oh my god.
You're lucky my friend suction this game pal you're not gonna have the same luck with
me
Oh
Oh
That's the long
What
Fuck you, I'm leaving sir do not kill me or God will hate you forever. I watch all right
Hey
God did I love doing that 1v3 and then having a flying robot come up and violate my hole from the back end
That was my favorite part about the rain. That was my favorite part. Oh my golly. I'm a lucky boy
I'm a lucky boy. Oh, wow. We oh wow. We
Answer you know what make it a rock and tear a make it a rock and tear that wasn't hard enough
I won't make it six men. I want six men violating me and then I want to rock it here to come take my end
I want I want to rock it to you to come take me from behind. That's what I want. Give me that right now
I'm gonna name change myself to rock it here. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
I'm weird I did I'm using a binoculars
Looting MK3 that's how damn it I am. I'm using a augment that gives you
permanent binoculars. Coxy that's how low I am that's how low I am on the totem pole
I am in the trenches I am in I'm getting it out the mud like T Grisly I'm
getting it out the mud like T Grisly except for my titties don't flap when I
job that's the only difference I'm telling you if we go in there with our
maximum kid we can win the game and get a ton of goo we just gotta get to the
tower first yeah I mean I want a guy instantly died but can I bring you a
You want some D-Fibs?
Yeah.
That would be...
That would be divine.
That would be divine.
Recycle this bad boy.
I got you some D-Fibs.
Who the fuck got it?
Thank you!
I'm bringing an end before. No more mess around.
No more goofball around. It's time to get serious.
It's time to get serious, boys!
It's time to get serious!
I'm gonna get serious, don't want goofing around.
Don't want goofing off.
Sash your pillow, you can think of it.
At least I got that pillow out,
and that positive for the raid.
That you didn't find?
Well.
You're ripping this team apart, Genji!
You're ripping it apart!
We need to come together as one.
Oh yes, yes, yes, indeed.
We need to come together as one, put our minds together, put our minds together, and that
way we can win.
Now who's with me?
That makes one brain, right?
Yes, but like metaphorically speaking
Now who's with me? I am
I'm surprised this microphone picked it up. I don't know if you guys heard that but that's close
He about two hallways down from his microphone saying fuck you
Always good to hear always good he's on board. He's on board. He's just a little sigh. He's just a little sigh
There we go. Perfect. Now, we ride.
You're streaming on Christmas, Peanut?
What? Are you?
Are you streaming on Christmas?
Possibly why. I normally do.
What about Christmas Eve?
Probably.
I think I'm gonna skip Christmas Eve.
That's why I like to be in my pajamas and drink hot cocoa.
Peanut.
You mean hot cocoa with whiskey in it?
You're telling me you can't do that while streaming?
No one's gonna-
I suppose I could-
Wait, potatoes and hot cocoa, but-
but I would like to sit by a warm, warm fire, warm fire and drink hot cocoa in my pajamas.
And bring in the-
And you can also be in your pajamas.
I like to bring in the Christmas, the Christmas cheer.
Hey, Christmas music.
I actually can't sleep Christmas Eve.
What?
Yeah, I know.
my girlfriend she wants me to hang out with family spend time with love what's
that fucking hate her what if you break up with her for three days
Man up. Wait, is that new tag? Is that new tag?
Money this is working out.
It's green videos, bro.
New tag alerts.
New tags, new tags.
Thank you, Mr. Closie. I hadn't considered that.
Yeah.
What? Oh, wait, I'm already here.
Here are a couple more bandages for Mr. Shiny.
There we go.
Here we go.
Wait, I've got we've got six defibrillators you should leave the three go to you. I
Have I brought three for you
You three for me
You said you needed three
No, I said can I bring you defense because you didn't bring any last rated
And I was standing there crawling around a few d-fib maybe kill a broom
They mean oh wait, how did you have d-fibs and then you had none
Blastrade
Let's not get into semantics pussy. Let's not get into semantics. Let's focus up. Let's focus up
Hmm. Yeah. Yeah eyes forward. So John is for
Oh, let's ride!
I
Think this might be my last kid what
I'm broke
I brought you my last to renegade my last four hours are here
The pores are around
Folks, I would even spit your direction
What even I would even spit on your butthole that's how boy you are 12 hours, and you did two months into the wife
Clokesy Clokesy, that's because I was getting ready for an explosion
Dad's in for the explosion. All right. Okay. I got all right
Okay, yes, yes, we get it, Kokesy. Thank you, Kokesy. Thank you, Kokesy. Thank you, Kokesy.
I think you got it. Yes, thank you, sir. Thank you for giving us the vivid details of how you
are wanting to have sexual relations with my father. I appreciate that. Honestly, next time
I'm going to draw some pictures. Kokesy's talking about unsavory acts with my father figure in
my life wanting to, quote unquote, explode in him. Which I for one find unsavory and quite
I wish holy shit step down I'm stuck in the dryer step that I'm stuck in the dryer
What would you get stuck in the dryer?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Ah, fuck people looking at me.
Oh!
Fuck it!
One down below.
Okay.
Hit two.
Hit two.
Move one.
Oh!
Knock in!
Oh!
Ah!
Because she's dead?
Oh.
No, don't do that.
Please.
Kill them.
fuck you you're fat and you're ugly you're an ugly fat person you sticky fat
person you ugly fat sticky fuck don't worry coach I got him oh my god I'm
gonna die immediately I told you to heal up well I did I just had this
small years
oh buddy why do you
oh dingle oh dingle oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm cooking up cookie shit shit I got this I got this I got this I got this I've got this I've got this
fucking he's coming around the other side peanut that's your job
we would like over here
what what what dude that was almost fucking insane by the way what how is that
fucking not dead oh my god that was insane share hold on that
I
See the lights
Don't feel too good
That's probably those big max
Where it could be the three big Brawler men that just violated me behind the rock
They're big old one of the two. Yeah, one of the two
I am working with porn kitchen cloths here. I have to heal for like an hour to get the
max. I don't got my solid gold yacht on my solid gold lake next to my solid gold mansion
with the herbal bandages, I'm out here fighting for my life!
Didn't look like it.
I got spam-grenaded, that's on me, I think.
Well, that was hilarious, I did watch that.
I had eight grenades thrown at me, what am I supposed to do?
Dodge them?
Okay.
Mr. Weed-a-Bam-A-Bam-A-Bam, he's a monster, but why SHIT?!
That's a dirty attempt to be a man's SHIT!
Eeeeh, yeah, yeah!
Good luck to you. Good luck to you. My man, my man.
Mr. Weederman, you did not do that big man. That's massive brother. That is massive.
You did not have to do that, my boy. You did not have to do that big man.
That's very kind of you, brother. That's very kind of you.
Thank you for not just for that, but for all the support you give the stream
and the bugging it is my boy. Truly means the word to me, brother.
Thank you, my boy. Hope you're having a good time.
Hope you have a whimsical Christmas with your final rule.
Uh
Thank you, sir. Well, I appreciate you. I appreciate you brother
Maybe if close he would stick with the team greater you would have survived there. I got spam growing a
Sound like a bunch of pussy talk to me
Talk to me
Texas medicine are you gonna drink potatoes or just sit there looking pretty
I
He
Stasio new wife get cracking
That's what we're doing because she wants to quit the team leader and he gets
Kobe's 021 sent you for deciding just a gamer make so many of us laugh and smile daily have a grouping X maze
And I'll be supporting you throughout 2026 any time today time
Thank you good for 7-5 cent high peanut. I'm a big fan, and it is my birthday
I was wondering if you would please say happy birthday to me by any chance. Love you
Hope it is whimsical and full of magical activities
Hope it is whimsical and full of magical activities
Well hold up now boys. I'm almost ready. You said to give me a short spell, all right
Me a short spell and we'll get we'll get crack a laughing
here we go. I don't got one of
these bad boys for Mr. Shiny.
The Wonder Clinic.
A couple of these.
Here we go. Perfect.
And some fin.
Or no fed I spend
Think how we have this the figulators to even handy
Now we run
Oh
Mr.. Coro every time he came mr.. Bright hates my mother's excellent boys good men good
Whiskers era 2-4 said
Congratulations, mr.. Peanut your stream of 40k more than kill Tony right now. I don't know what that is is that the
Is that the guy that is on stage with like 30 other people and he says he and would a lot
is that am I thinking of the right guy yeah okay gotcha okay gotcha I was
wondering how to get the comedians picked up okay gotcha gotcha gotcha okay
that she gotcha that yeah the TX paradox said I heard through the
enough vene pistachios are better than peanut's in that motherfucker
BAM THAT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW! GET HIS ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE!
I'm going to get you.
Oh, Mr. Bleakie, my boy, we're finishing up one, that's one, good man, good, ah, man.
Good lad, dude, good lad, ah.
Thank you, Mr. Bleakie, thank you to my wife.
Thank you, good sir, that's very kind of you to my wife.
You suck a lot.
Thank you, StarFord Systems.
you the official StarFord systems account which thank you sir thank you sir
thank you sir thank you good sir your dad didn't seem to mind me sucking a lot
but other than that thank you sir that's very kind of you you said you use too
much teeth well first off use misspelled to a three letter word and
secondly I came up with the rebound with a little bit of butt stuff so
Honestly, not much complaining coming from that direction, but I appreciate your suggestions
Did you say yes
By the way, just in case you're unaware you are never done
What are you about that?
Hey, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries.
Yeah.
Oh, Mr. Sheba, what a good man, good man.
Now let's ride!
You
That's right
Come on crew the case I will not die to be named
It's my perimeter and my perimeter is me
That's what we do here again, I don't know we would do it something specific. I remember it was
Yeah, that's
There's change would say pillars
Yeah
I'm telling your mom okay all right
Oh, dammit.
What do you mean, dang?
Well...
I'm gonna help me rescue my dog from the clutches of my evil ex-wife.
I don't know what specifically you want me to do with that, but Godspeed, sir, Godspeed!
Godspeed, Godspeed!
Godsheer!
I
Infantry enemy territory
It's you in the powder it's going to look for some pillars
Nah
I
But you could have shot that too Buster you could have shot that too
Oh, I'm gonna trap your mom
No, essentially
Rubber ducky score
But I have an awesome a blueprint for anybody does not have that yet
I don't think I crafted any gun except for legends. Yeah, let alone a nice right kind of food
What do you say
Are you in that room?
Yeah, what's that? What do you?
If you sprint or loot in that room it aggro's to you.
How did you know that?
Didn't know it called me little bronzines of arc raiders or nothing.
No one called you little bronzines.
Literally everyone called that.
Literally everyone called that.
Literally everyone.
I asked you that.
Is anyone at your shack called you that?
No.
Guys, tell them my nickname in arc raiders.
Tell them my nickname.
Yes, yes, yes. You're the little bronze of all creators. Oh my God. Honestly, the bronze
angel is the peanut of the NBA. Because, and I'm not, well, close to you, I guess, once
again, you've been proven wrong.
Mm.
That's how me always tell when peanuts lying.
Yep.
here's one for you I respect coaxie and have I think of him as a friend don't
fall for it oh my god you take it that was a lie take it that was a lot I respect
coaxie and think of him as a friend how much you know what you lie to take on
that one I respect your dad I'm making that
I
Would be the major oh I think so
I find no pillars you guys funny pillars
No, who's on the pillars that?
I'm gonna help her to that rocket to you. What do you were saying?
Let me get past this real quick.
What do you got, Cheche? What do you just do with me?
You people never heard of anyone.
Oh.
Take that, Clank Up! Take that!
You want some more, do ya?
Take that!
God, yeah.
Oh.
You cat-pushy.
And that's right!
That's right!
Get outta here!
more things get ugly
why is it just a big black smoke thing right there
I thought this was going somewhere else.
Oh my god.
I thought this was going somewhere else.
God damn.
Dude, they've just unlimited up on me.
Good night shots.
Oh thanks.
Good night shots.
Holy shit. Wow.
You know how I do. Just hangin' around.
to the words which you'll get them as they're taking the major arc
I said you said no oh no no no I didn't let's get over there
very Christmas won't hide very Christmas this box very Christmas looks you
I'm trying to stay focused on this one.
This is a serious business.
I love how the rain stops you from thinking inside my head.
That's my thinking point.
I hope they just go away.
No rain, no.
My family, I love them.
Why would I kill them?
No.
No, no.
Come on.
Do you smoke under my skin?
They're rain.
There's no people in my walls.
No, there's not.
Uh-uh.
I don't believe you!
We haven't got holocausts!
They're actually taking it!
Wait, this can actually be a come-up.
Yeah, come over to-
Damn, I was watching.
Chee!
How did they-
I see my seam!
Yeah, we're on the hill. Don't see yet.
I'm gonna prove it to Eagle! I'm gonna prove it to Eagle!
I see my seam!
Wait, wait, wait, come on over here.
What's up to the spider?
I'm gonna see what's behind him.
They've been going the right way.
They've got a whole wall.
Who's he using right here?
No, I can't. We attack now.
But they're most vulnerable.
Dispensing the wall.
Oh
What the hell
Yeah, you're not
Who, Mr. Spider? Mr. Spider?
Oh
Oh
Oh
Behind me
Run
Where? Where? Where? Where?
What the hell? Get out of here
I just lost my best that is mr. spider's fault
Damn it
Sure
You know what I'm killing myself out of solidarity for my team
Excellent
Well, that was horrible that was horrible that was disgusting I saw that going I
Literally don't think that could have gone anyways. I do not think that could have gone anywhere. It's an inequality. I
Took down a wall and then was berated by mr. Spider with many leaps and exposure ends
Good good what a sweet delight
What a sweet little treat for all of us. Yeah, why did we just what?
Who we do that we died cuz we waited no no no no please full sense that we would have died to the second team
No, no getting fucked up by the spiders
So I came out of protection to come over to you and then I started getting lit up
And then I died
I fucking ate you. That one is not on me, pal. That one is... I was doing simple recon on the enemy position and Mr. Spider came out of nowhere.
It's not my fault the second team came out of the woodwork. That one's not on me.
I love free kits!
No, I'm bringing in a full kit, maxed out.
No, I'm bringing in a free kit.
Fine. I will lead the charge. I will risk everything for this team.
And nothing less.
You've been risking the whole team all night!
I said, risking everything for the team, Genji, not risking the team.
And I'll show you.
I'm telling you, if you think that loot you just lost is important, get ready for this
next raid.
It's about to quadruple.
It's about to quadruple.
I swear it.
I cannot believe that from somebody that literally had a hundred K all white.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. I didn't get. I didn't get pocket shape. True.
What's going on right here?
Yes. What the one of these cards? I, I, I.
Eat you. Let's ride.
One moment, one moment, two, here we go.
As I think we can all agree that that was just an unfortunate circumstance and
a little bit of clothes you have to take with the team leader.
I think we can all come together on that one.
Now that's right.
What do you think you're gonna get?
Here we go.
Perfect.
Now we ride.
Oh, yeah, I love you, but we need another war suit, and my buggy-lid and trigger-finger
is getting itchy.
Don't you worry, sir, don't you worry, I heard Hutch and his lackeys are gearing
up in the south.
We'll have one soon enough.
Let's ride!
You
Oh my god, this clique is all ready.
Big light working on them.
Don't worry boys.
Good job.
Happy for you.
Why do I feel like Peanut is somehow going to aggro that rocket here towards us?
Nah.
That's not going to happen.
So are you guys dreaming Christmas Eve?
Christmas is that for now?
I might stream Christmas, but not Christmas Eve.
I normally do.
Yeah.
Are you going to stream Christmas Eve, folksy?
Yeah.
Well, unfortunately, I've got a family that loves me, so I can't.
I do all my family stuff in the morning time,
time
I'm just gonna have to get me a little thing we do it doesn't allow me to
What is not involved my uncle close to you it's been so wrong to spend a little Christmas cheer it's so long to be in the Jolly Spirit
Nevermind he's out getting milk all right
Both of you can go to hell.
Uncle Ron will be visiting this Christmas.
He will be visiting this Christmas.
Yes, he will.
He's a generous lover.
He gives good, great gifts.
Like his penis.
That's a good gift.
I'm scared.
Oh, clicker clicker!
Gotcha!
The new clicker that I consider a path!
Yeah, Uncle Ron will be unloading his Santa Sack right into my stocking.
I'm a visual learner.
Oh, Uncle Ron, come then, my chimney.
Uncle Ron, I'm for you, Santa Sack.
That's it anymore, I carry some?
That's fucking great.
That's right, that's right.
Just trying to let's spread a little Christmas to you. You got it. You got it.
I can't wait for Cindy cause to come this year.
Why would he come to your house? You're bad.
That is fucked.
That clapper is like a goddamn
goddessian. You kidding me? But other than that, he's bringing me lots of Christmas to him.
You know, I think there's people up here.
They better hope there's not.
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
Our dude, Pima.
One down, one down, one down.
Oh my God, they're all the front. I'm so dead out.
Anyone? Right door, right door.
One's left door, one's right door.
E-bike's in, E-bike's in, E-bike's in, E-bike's moving!
What the hell just happened what the hell was that
I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
Oh, okay.
Oh, he's looking for me.
Is he still there?
I just have no shielding, he'll be full health with the Toro, I'm dead.
You got this, you got this.
He's pushing, he's pushing!
Oh, my god. Absolutely. Let's go.
Get on. You work. She's good work.
So good so good with me uncle come with me. Do me the magic finger
I'm on my nice. You go kill those food against the southeast
Rockets the turret just got a aggro'd
Oh
Not to have a lot to I just got an anvil with a cold who's he doozy
Swear this hooligan right down yonder how did stuffed it is who's he
Who's a pillow on me
I
Got this guy right here. Yeah
I got a mini to buy someone just died out here, let's get them
Go go go
Oh
Me gentlemen the trouble of what?
Hold on hold on take back like out
He goes down yonder to the east
I've got an extra vent, does he need vent?
Do you need vent, you got a chitchat, do you need vent right here, come right up.
Rock it to you.
that out of course.
I'm coming as well.
It's just for your chance.
It was so...
Multiple clakers in the vicinity.
Hey, one's right here.
We have...
Reader, the water facility.
Oh yeah, they're brushing, they're brushing.
Reader.
There he is!
GOOOOOOOD!
This chain is hard.
I am so overweight. What the hell and I have like nothing on me
Yes, 35. It's one of these rummy
Yeah, is that rocketeer aggro don you man? I'm hiding. I'm hiding. He's right on him
Do a little circumnavigation on all coming from the rear
We've never seen a coming.
Oh, I got two rushers.
Oh, I got you.
I would have run this time.
Doing things?
Oh!
I'm coming in the rear, I'm coming in the rear right now.
Try the main ramp, main ramp.
That was a resilient play cap.
You two out this one right here, the one hovering over the extract.
We got ya.
open the door no tango spotted we know you're in there come on out don't make
this harder than it has to be pal my goodness they're onto us we can move
quite coaxie
Watch my sex
What button open anyone just about the side
No, no, I'll see you eventually. Oh
My god, he's handsome and sexy
right here thank you gentlemen thank you gentlemen very kind of you don't get
out of your hair we don't want to make a ruckus don't want to make a ruckus or
Nothing.
Genji.
Phew, that was a close one.
The earplug got through us.
He got only close enough.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
You did a little bit of goop on the way out.
You did a goop.
You did a goop.
Why is a close he dead?
I gave up.
Well, yeah, I heard you know, I heard you didn't say that he didn't see anyone so I'm like
They jumped and then I sprinted through the door like an idiot. I didn't see anyone
Yeah, I thought they dropped on my fault
I see we just get out of I see we just get out of we've been given a great gift
You just sacrifice cozy yes cozy you will live on in the halls of my gala forever for what you did today
Thank you, Sam.
Oh, yeah, even better. That's good.
Yeah, I forgot. But didn't you have good loot on you?
What?!
You did not go as expected. Honestly, I feel like everyone's got toros.
And so, I think it's why we keep losing. We ain't got no toros like them.
I'm really good into green armor
Little to tap
Gonna go for the road
Don't go for the road
Don't go there
Oh, wait a minute
I got a toaster
Nice
Score
Just go nice and do my bathtub
What?
Let's get out of here quick before they decide to seize your mind, boys.
That's a draw.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Yeah, okay.
All right, all right then.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
He is right. It wasn't excellent raid.
I didn't want to claim his due.
Sorry you're dying, Cozy.
Okay. Oh, thank God. Okay, God, not more like a courtesy sign.
I do not care if I die. I promise.
They're meaty then.
Okay, if your dad comes back from getting milk and cigarettes.
Dude, he's on his way back, dumbass. He's on his way back.
You just stop at the store for a second.
Those cigarettes, sometimes there's a lot of people in line.
Sometimes they pay with quarters and that just it complicates the entire process. Yeah. Yep
It'd be the 21st year is the lucky year
You do a little bit of repairing
I'm gonna the end of force
Damn it. No, I'm gonna bring a Toro. I guess what we're losing. I guess what we lose a little Toro. It's a lot
Yeah, torus there. They're just really good in the green armor.
Treber's crying about loot is silly to me. You piece of shit, folksy. You actually scum
bag. You piece of shit scum bag. You heard the man. You heard the man. Better quit your
you're yapping. That's right,
Lucky. I take your pants off. Okay.
Tell this bad boy on the bright side,
we have two comfortable pillows now. Only one more.
Did you have your comfortable pillows yet or no?
What? Do you have your comfortable pillows yet?
Yeah. Oh good. Coast. Do you
have yours? Yeah. Oh, that's
quite dandy. I mean, if you
only need one more. Yeah. Mm
hmm. Mm hmm.
I need a little bit of this.
Should I upgrade this bad boy?
No.
If I recycle your Pesio and the broken anvil, like you do.
Here we go.
Now we ride.
Oh, let's hit it. Let's hit it.
What hit the like hit the hit the road and again
Don't you come back I'm kidding. Sorry. You better be sorry
Why do they get that stuck in my head when you said that
Who's he it back somebody don't who's yours you're not a max
Max?
But...
Max what?
Max off.
Are you already a Max-dash?
Yeah, I've been up, yeah.
We got Max-dash value in like the first two hours.
How about you get a friend in the first two hours?
How about you work on that a little bit?
That's ridiculous.
You're not a Max-dash, right?
No, but I'm at 220 right now.
Well, what are you at?
221
You know it I
Mean Finzy some players are just better than others. What can I say some players just know how to get it?
That's all it's about that's all it's about
I'd be if my wife is tripping balls. Do you have any advice?
Don't check under your islands. That's where the Beatles are
Don't take under your islands, that's where the Beatles are
If you have any other questions you not hesitate to ask
Oh, Mr. Links and Mr. Cheeto.
I want to say something to a good man, good old man.
Good lad, the dude's got a lad.
He dies.
Huh?
He sees your voice.
He's with you, gentlemen.
He's alive.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You want you want something for Christmas?
Do I want anything for Christmas?
No, why is it gonna be man?
No, no, what is this what is this gonna follow up with?
He'll send you a big black dildo. You can't a group or not ask his friend if you want something for Christmas
No, it's going to be something, it's going to be like a dildo.
That's why I'm asking you if you want something from Christmas Cozy, I'm not telling you what I'm getting you.
That's it, you're going to be gone already.
That's it, you're going to be gone already, and cold.
Thank you.
So these ones came back from PSA today.
What?
What's with the ice?
She's talking about golf.
Posty or Genji, we don't play golf you know what you're talking about
Also, you're not ready that by the way, right? She's not ready
I thought I've read it up. No, no
What?
You could say peanut and no one bats an eye
You say poop not and everyone loses their minds
Oh, let's ride.
Let's ride.
He said he was drinking now.
He said he weren't drinking now.
It's Christmas.
Fuck you.
It's not Christmas.
23rd.
Yes, it's basically Christmas.
It's Christmas edition.
It's the month of December.
Dude, are you...
Please tell me there's some like ice or some like mixer or something.
Ice.
Ice.
Baby.
Yes.
Please tell me there's some like ice or some like mixer or something.
I'm taking matches into your own purse.
Ice. Ice, baby.
You got some hand, boy.
What are they called, sissy boys?
You want to have sissy boys like the mojito with the umbrella in it?
You're like sissy boys, huh?
Fuck yeah.
Your hands don't look like this on lunch break.
You're a sissy boy.
Sissy liver room.
It's getting everybody don't kill me please dad.
Don't kill me everybody.
It's a quote, it's a quote from a Tik Tok comment I have to stream.
I read it and I actually lost brain cells.
Yeah, you should sit it on over, sit it on over.
I'll take a little peek.
Well, he's gonna be raining all day.
Yeah, I don't know, it's fucking crazy.
What do they base the rain off of?
Is it like Tarkov, which is like a base on a city?
Uh, I don't know.
What city rains all the time?
That's fresh mediums, if someone has to put it on.
No, I bought the green triangle.
Okay, I'm being chapped
Yeah, these power cables or again
There's a green I mean a blue shield here if you can wear it these guys missus spider missus spider
He's either said
You know where are you going?
You know
Right
Dude.
Mr. Spider!
Mr. Spider!
He's pissing someone right over yonder!
Tina, why?
Can you at least tell us when you're leaving?
No, I'm telling you, Mr. Spider!
Dude, you didn't say anything about...
Yes, I did!
I said, Mr. Spider!
What did Mr. Spider mean?
Oh my God, Mr. Spider is pissing someone!
At you, probably.
No, we have to go get him!
Oh my god.
Take that, Clankhout.
You Mr. Spiders, you're no longer a patient, no one. Where'd they go?
Probably ran into the mob.
Probably luck.
Do you like it, yeah?
I mean, they wouldn't hear.
Trying to escape our clutches.
Oh
Wow, it's like really stuck
These are pissed us or someone else
Pretty killed itself
How did I not ever know that whatever I get stuck on the wrong usually comes in healthy
Yeah, you go do that. I'll go scout the topside. Excuse me, Mr.
Excuse me, sir. Close seat on me. We've got a mission there.
No, I'm going up. I'm reaching the door.
You get these guys and get their vids, yeah?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of like, don't open it.
Two-day do-
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Are you there right here?
I didn't click a-
Oh, cool.
I feel-
Oh, grenade!
I'm indeed on this fucking curve now.
I'm not gonna die.
I
Absolutely no way absolutely no way. Oh my god
My every said
It's you up and then don't get up
This renegade one
It's fucking terrible.
BOOST RIDE!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, look at my house!
Oh my god, they're handsome.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm on literal life support right now.
Jesus Christ.
Where's we gonna find another way up?
I see we go up the blue stairs. Catch them by surprise.
Right, run.
I'm going around on the boosters I mean they're gonna get third party be shitting you want
to stay there you sure drink away I think loose I think there's gonna be more teams
I'm blue stairs.
I'll follow them.
I can craft them.
Oh, thank you, good job.
He's a cool guy.
Did you see if you go up now?
No, he's still up there.
We're in quite the pickle.
Okay, next keyboard.
ready for play us I should we just hit no the thing about this there's no way
they didn't expect us to push it when they're not dead they just put a trap
there I'm just trying to turn you sure trap activities
nice
charge
one down
another one down
oh dingal oh dingal oh dingal oh dingal
come all the way down all the way down to Campina
Good dinga!
Good blam!
Good bluesy!
Good chow!
Good dinga!
Good blam!
Oh hello, did ya do it?
Oh my god.
Oh, we got to look at us, huh?
Oh, excuse me, excuse me boys, excuse me.
I'll just make my way down here.
What are we doing?
I don't have no armor.
Fucking winning.
Oh, let's ride!
Oh, let's ride!
Oh, I see one the pole, back left pole.
Zero.
Watching.
There's a homeless man.
Wait.
Are they running right outside the door?
Three pips.
They're there, they're right here.
Oh!
Oh!
Don't worry about me
There was passage!
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, I'm going in, I'm going in!
Hey, defense, defense, defense!
WHAT?!
So...
I needed to heal up, he does
How is that fucking not dead?!
What?
I
My father part about that read was when close you slip through the door that we close it behind him
He was gonna die with my shot and shot right there
Ray gentlemen
like oh
No, I
That guy deansly down I crack the other side just sent it. I was cooking right there
I was that second fella should have been dead
you pushed when I was literally half health and I said I needed to heal I need a
fucking penny you're saying this is because my master plan didn't work if I
didn't work you would be saying peanut you're really cool peanut we needed to
Heal up first and then push.
I need C4, man.
We do need C4.
I think that is the problem.
And it's wrong.
I am so close.
I just need to stick a Hornet, and I
can craft unlimited C4.
My play right there, if I could go back,
I would do the same thing.
Waiting for healing was not the move I did.
I down one, broke another one.
And he had the thing where it does a smoke,
so I literally had a free 1v1 in the smoke,
where one more shotgun shot would kill him.
And he was going for a revive.
If that shotgun shot had killed him, game over we win.
Game over we win.
If we stand back and yield,
we basically do a full reset, three versus two.
I'm telling you, my plan was anti, anti.
You just did that for the one shotgun shot.
I actually sent it through the door, I think.
I'm not, yeah, it's just me.
It just comes down to me sending it.
I saw us.
Honestly, I'm not a player, but honestly,
let's change games here.
I should have believed on Koji.
I saw one down, one cracked,
and I'm like, oh my god.
You know, you can blame me.
I just, I didn't have my health up, and I don't know.
I saw that guy with a shotgun,
but I guess he was more health than what I thought.
You believe you were blue shields?
Blame it on me.
Blame it on me.
And once again, I know we're not really feeling
out of the room, but I vote that one.
That one's good with me.
Blame it on me, I fucked up.
I
Was a valiant attempt the coach, let me tell you
Amazing sorry to that door as it was closing
I mean the reflection of the light in there off of your body as you slid through the closing door into a team of three
Absolutely violating you you should have seen it. It was a thing to be a whole I'm bringing fuck you
I'm bringing grenades, the second I stick a Hornet,
we're gonna have unlimited C4.
You stick a Hornet, we come on.
So I'm on a quest where if I stick a Hornet
with a Snap grenade or whatever,
then I get the C4 blueprint.
I can craft literally a hundred of them right now.
Ooh, nice.
Yeah, we need that.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, we need that, we need that.
be perfect here we go yeah I'm a fan I'm a fan of tour
Gigi we're gonna have a venator as soon as coast he kills himself again
let's go all right
oh let's ride
I
Haven't thinking about tearing my my tree into that I haven't thinking about that coach if you found that in game crafting is worth it
Like a lately late into the white probably not but really this early. Yeah, I think it's really good
I'm right there and ran out of bandages and I just crafted like fucking ten
Yeah, that's on thinking that's on thinking that's on thinking
Oh, Mr. Spade, what good man? Good a man?
And Mr. Turtle, what good man? Good a man?
Good lad, he's good lad, he's nice
And my brothers you're telling me that you're not hiding your screen clothes, he?
That's true. I'm not even screaming!
You're gonna just hide your screen!
Oh shit, okay, turn it off, I'm on her.
We're good.
Good.
Don't wanna let him know our next move.
Let me know when we're in.
I'll let you know, I'll let you know.
Hmm.
My monitor's off right now.
He's not screaming because he's cheating.
Huh.
At least someone said it.
Someone had to say it.
Someone had to say it.
Someone had-
I didn't want to be the first one to say it.
That's just not right.
That literally is though.
Remember that remember last week when his game crashed due to the DMA incompatibility
Yeah, man, whatever the fuck that means
Could mean anything could mean anything you never know
He has ten bobcats to yeah cheater and ten bobcats and Bob cuz I don't even have a purple God
You know what I'm not in peanuts so bad
That'll cost you a crispy 50 pal.
That'll cost you a crispy 50.
I've got a father, buddy.
I'm not slinging this thing around town like it's candy on Halloween.
That's going to cost you a crispy 50.
scripting, scripting, he's scripting.
Huh?
Did I miss the gooning?
No, we haven't done 15 seconds of gooning just yet.
I do some tidings just, Casso.
I
Say your for tonight's videos you see that 99 to 1 on close our missy clicks
Body thought he had it in the bag
Body thought he had it in the bag. He may have beat me 99 times in a row
But I killed him on game 100
too easy
You easy too easy
Near I thought clicks was the fourth night professional. I see I should have thirsty that guy
Everyone's instantly thirsty if I down someone of instantly thirsty for now. Yeah
I I have totally accepted that I'm gonna be a big piece of shit every single game 100%
100% morality out the window out the window
I will put a gun to every defenseless person on the ground and murder them. That's what I'm gonna do
No offense and what's about I don't keep it
Please God please
Save me save my life
BAM BAM BAM
I'm saving the hell
I'm instantly killing everyone
Oh yeah, you're mine
I'm going to try.
That's the best at the instrument and number one pussywax salesman. Thank you. Sure. Thank you
I have many accolades. I have many accolades those two as such. I
Actually was the best pussywax salesman a lady would call up and she'd say oh, you know my legs are a bit hairy or
My underarms and say lady
You want your husband diving into the forest? He might leave you
He might if he has to weep in the bushes too much. He's gonna leave you. What are the kids gonna do?
Kids grown up in the broken homes, get that pushy-shave.
Ma'am, shave your vagina!
Soar at least a thousand of them, minimum, at minimum.
I'd up them every time. I'd up them every time.
You thought you were coming in for a little underarm of a hand-pull?
Good job.
That's when you strike. That's when they don't know what's going on.
I
Not here. I'm John
I think we're okay. We're late. I
Did my part
Oh, you know what I did before she right
I
Hand jobs no post though I sold
Vagina waxes over the phone I
Did it I used to have that one time before I just don't believe it
I swear to God I swear to God that an insurance to old people
Why was it the only dog you could get?
Well, I didn't want to leave my house.
I hate to leave my house, so I just applied to any job.
Okay, actually, wait, that's actually a smart way.
I would do the same then.
I didn't want to leave my house.
I fucking hate to leave my house, so I buy the dog.
Didn't pay super good, but enough to hang out on.
Enough to chillax on.
I actually genuinely have no idea how my girlfriend is still with me picture this
boyfriend is selling pussy waxes online and then he comes you guys I want to be
get me that. That's good. That's actually hilarious. Follow me, dude. Follow me, dang.
The ball's been destroyed inside. She's a keeper, she's a keeper. She's a keeper.
I forgot to press a lot of fucking ammo.
You ever had women try to send you pictures or anything?
Like when I was selling.
Was he like this?
Yes.
No, I did not have women trying to send pictures of the vagina when I was selling waxes.
But not, like before and after?
Exactly.
Oh, genius, good thinking.
Thank you.
No, no they did not.
No, they did not.
even if they did I would be the
victim Val okay we're not talking
you know Victoria's secret over here
we're talking 60 year old middle-aged
mom
I just head shot him we're gonna get
playing sitting down there
I headshot him he's really low
Probably not anymore I get flank him I'll thank him
They're still back there peanut
Headshot him headshot me slow again to down here to down here the guys alone
Push me to push me. Oh my god. Oh my god run
shoot this guy I caught him red-handed he was mid-door cougar I blasted them
these are chance go go go no I didn't beat him and you guys have been in my
mom there's some on this guy yeah yeah there's so we had to go inside this
room right here i'm going in i have so many i have so many days he's almost dead one shot
jonham don't open don't open don't open dude i need a heal i need a heal oh we are not
fucking do this again fucking die oh shit wait these are dead you see me see me
There's four in there. There's four in there.
Four?
Is there no P.I.?
Is that Nate?
That is so cozy.
Yeah, I'm out of Nate's house.
What's the rest of it?
Oh my God.
I don't have any defibrillators.
I don't have any defibrillators.
I have a de-fib. I have defibs.
Yeah, do you have smokes?
Oh
Are they on you are they on you
Let's get down go in
Stand back on handle this
Oh, it's like little minds. Oh my god. I'm dead. Oh my god
You were that guy in the window. Will you fuck off sir? Will you fuck off?
Fuck you I'm going home
No, not you it's that fucker in the window in the front
You guys can be coming here to the door if you're left, you know.
Gotcha.
You're right.
You're right toward this door.
You can't get in my butt, sir.
This is a serious situation.
You cannot lick my butt, sir.
This is a serious business.
I find one leg but that's it then we get back to blast it I'm gonna come in I'm
coming in no guns you could have one leg you could have one leg oh shit guys
what the hell are we doing I was coming in to give you one leg what the hell is
that go ahead one leg all right now revive me i've got to get back to my team hold up now sir
hold up now these guys are actual losers you guys are actually yeah that was that was like a that
was a that was just gonna be a fun time those guys are actual losers oh my god i was gonna say
these games are so familiar oh my god actually you you have one chance to have fun and you
and you don't take it. Oh my God. Actual losers. Actual losers. Legitimate losers.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I'm running away. I have a hat key. You want to go take hat?
This guy knows he's playing with. You know who he's playing with. We've been in a raid 17 times
today. Let's just go pick hatch. This could have been something special. What one do you want to take?
I'm gonna go with this one because he's a dead guy.
I'm tired of those guys that don't like this.
That was actual straight up loser activity.
I hope you're watching sir. You guys are legitimate losers.
You guys, you three are legitimate losers. I have no respect for each of you.
No respect for each of you.
That was legitimate loser activity.
Lead legitimate loser activity.
You know like all the time when we pause fights, then we go do a little something that we resume the fight
That was what that was supposed to be those guys just killed me
Yeah, actually super cringe super cringe
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna have a catch
Oh the hell are those guys
Get that cactus before you go
Excellent raid
Your low-key being cringe and ate that serious bro
Hey, bus you shut up
Sir sir
Take my cock and balls and insert them into your rectum at 30 meters per second
He's probably the streamer.
That guy's also a loser.
Right there. That's also that.
If that guy was in that room, he would have done the same thing.
That's also one of them. Right there.
Right there.
We get a little bit of group together.
One moment, gentlemen.
Wait, so you guys said that you guys were going to come to a truth?
And then...
Well, yeah, we would just go,
hang around a little bit and then get back to fighting.
He just walked in the room and then...
They blasted me! They blasted me!
No match I've got one more kettle for I've got another kettle for and I had a pink
augment in my booty nice worth nice yeah we're still we're still up boys we're
still up
here we go. Get one of these.
There you go. There we go.
Perfect. So, we've got some
Like you do!
Okay, let's ride!
They took a free lick. Yeah, no, we didn't even work out. Now I'm just some whore.
I
Can't afford those you crazy I can't afford those are you crazy? That's 9,000 speckledoos I can't afford that
Yeah, the worst part is I kill that entire team in there and your big-ass had blocked my grenade
Okay, that one was not on me that one was not on me. I was born like that club. See there's nothing I can do about that
That one's on me. That's God's fault.
I always say go yell at your dad about that, but you don't know where he is.
He'll be home soon, Coach. See, I swear it. I've got a good feeling about this year.
Let's ride!
All right boys, this raid's gonna be ten times better than the last raid.
I swear it.
You're gonna goofing around.
If someone asks me for a lick of my butt, I'm saying no.
No.
No you can't.
No you can't.
Not even a little bit?
Not even a little one.
Not even one.
A sniff?
Not even a sniff.
That's how serious I am about my game.
I
Need light bulbs or something. I could have swore we need light bulbs. You need like three of them for a quest
You have to turn it in
I don't know about you guys, but I could do any of my class
Yeah, it's not really a reason to
Yeah, is there any benefit at all? I don't think so
you should knock out the um there's like four really easy quests that you do and
then you get a C4 blueprint that's worth the bet is worth mm-hmm that's what
that's what and there's only four of them so
is really other good you can get a knell I get a whole cracker blue
Pember you can just buy that
Any other blueprints
Yeah, there is a whole cracker blueprint from the quest. Yeah, but you can just buy that for 30 can every set
Mm-hmm. You don't use hook like I swaffed it but you can only buy one every reset
He's got a boy
I don't think I bought a single one last wipe though. I would just collect it for people I murder
No
I'm a contributing member of the team.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Left side!
Wait, you did it?
No.
You did the room?
Oh, yeah, there's definitely people up here.
Oh my God!
I didn't want to kill you guys
These guys mean business these guys mean business
This is chicken eight on the other side of that door yeah, open it open a brush
Shit
Oh my... no.
What the hell is going on?
High five?
Gee, that one is flying.
Nice.
Back to the other one.
Other one's one, other one's one.
I'm deep-hitting. Open the door, open the door.
Take a turn, take a turn.
Fuck Ender!
God!
Other one behind.
Rick, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
He's dead.
Good work!
Fuck you.
They don't get it. Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip!
Odingle, Odingle, Odingle, Odingle!
Back down the hatches!
Get to the edge of the pond.
Do I have any nades?
Oh, yeah.
Good, guys.
I really...
I put a nade string up right there.
So they walk in, they're gonna get blown up.
Oh, oh, oh, very nice, very nice, that's good, that's good, we say, really, what he
just said, yeah, yeah, no, no,
Don't worry I threw my first said fuck you get out of here get out of here no one
watch you here. No the group is ours! Get out of here scram!
Move any bombs? No, but I took that there.
Oh wait, there's three regular nades on this guy.
Hmm.
We're up above.
By the way, they can drop down once out.
Be careful.
Wait, I thought we couldn't drop down anymore.
You can't tell.
But you can't.
It's just that this must be closed.
They're open.
They're under there.
They're just going to roll down.
Oh!
I
Move you do it happening. They got rolled up on three three two one open
I
Got an idea
Oh, oh, oh, he's right there on the stairs. Oh my god
I'm coming the right side
So who do you do cheese
I think so
He wins on
Oh, man, I wondered if I take the ladder.
He's instantly dead.
Oh, nice. That's good.
Good work!
Is there any to the right that we know of?
I want to see it.
Oh, what the hell?
I didn't even see that guy.
Are you doing the follow-up?
I think he should go from the stairs.
I should be all take the ladder and go down on him.
You want that close to you take the ladder go down on these these man
We don't want to get we don't want to give up the room though. They're probably watching right?
Oh, yeah, good to get it
Yeah, I have a strap one's right right the ones right on the stage and then one's left. I don't know what the third one is
I threw a nade at one of them
I see a shoulder hold on I'll be I might be able to get down to me instantly
is you where is your one
one one one one one to the right immediate right you be right yeah I'm
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
One down, one down!
I'm down, I'm down!
One, one, one!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Thank you, J.D.
Thank you, J.D.
GGs, boys!
GGs, Godspeed!
GGs, boys!
What is he like, dude?
I, I'm scared.
You know, it's a good plan right there.
Wait, was there two or three?
I'm sorry.
We were doing pretty good.
They had C4 too, holy fuck.
Oh, they could have got us.
They could have got us good.
I know.
10.
32 shotgun ammo, but no shotgun?
That's what happened to the other guy.
I almost wonder if they like
Cozy take that one in the back of stupid
This one with the in the hat
That's what I'm saying. He had 32 shotguns with no shotgun
Can you walk up as I could be nice?
I took an opportunity I saw it and I took it
That's what it's all about clothes. You that's what it's all about
You suck it shows like a penny. Yeah, yo
I've only got one left on my shield.
Oh, it's good to fuck out of here.
Testing Annex or yeah, testing Annex.
I'm gonna go down one more.
Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.
Fairly good people out there testing Annex.
Yeah, there's people shooting.
Wait, someone's fighting on the hatch.
They're shooting the leaper on the hatch.
We should go for those guys with the testing annex gentlemen.
Oh, the hatch is already open. It just closed. Too late for that one.
Oh, we're two? We have 52, 52, 51.
52, what?
52, what?
No, I wrote it.
Close you did.
Close you did.
Oh yeah, I did.
Oh, close.
I actually did.
I'm joking.
Don't kill that hornet.
I have to kill it with a C4.
Okay, you kill it with a C4.
I'll let it on the ground.
All the ground killing it.
Oh, kill it.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll kill it.
I'll kill it.
Okay, I'll kill it.
I'll kill it.
Okay.
I'll kill it.
I'll kill it.
I'll kill it.
Okay, I'll kill it.
Okay, I'll kill it.
I'm going to die in here or something.
Of course.
Excellent technique.
Well, I'm leaving.
Hop in, gentlemen.
Hop on in.
The water's fine.
Oh.
Back to Spain.
Exilitre.
Exilitre.
Exilitre.
Exilitre.
Oh, that actually happened to me one time and I couldn't get out because it was zero seconds
for the Simon raid.
I was pissed.
He's just a new tack.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm still getting word that close he's not hiding his feet. That could be why these
These waves are aggressive.
He made it.
Yep.
You're right.
She just hid your screen.
Yeah, honestly, that's my fault.
I wasn't hiding the screen.
That was a follow-up video.
Yeah, Gigi, you keep believing this guy.
You can't not believe him.
Oh my goodness.
Crazy.
That's a closeie.
Bend over.
All right.
Put that away.
Put this away.
And that.
Sell these bad boys.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
These bad boys that you do...
I got another Anvil 4.
So things are looking up.
Gee, I think the Anvil 4 might be my best weapon.
As I can make 51 T4s right now.
What?
Burn!
Hell yeah!
Let's abuse an in-game function that everyone hates to have an advantage over other players.
I'm doing it.
Do it!
I'm doing it.
Trust me, I'm fucking doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The master.
Would you use the angles, but I don't know.
I'm not sure. Uh dude, I swear
they nerfed it from like the
play test on that. Guys, do
you guys use the end? We're
not a shotgun or like mid range.
That's very good. But it's
ass. Don't use it. No. No.
It's as though. Go. Go. Go.
It's bad. No. No. Sell it.
No, no, don't. Uh-huh. No, it's ass. Dog shit is on me.
I don't know what that last one has to do with anything, but...
Oh yeah, I'm not... Oh yeah, I'm gonna sell it then.
It's just 7,000 off the top.
Let's ride!
I keep forgetting why are we why do we go to damn again?
Yeah pillow. Oh, yeah, the pillow the pillow
We're not even looking for pillows for this fight
Someone could have a pillow
Bro, you never know
You never know if someone could have a pillow
All right, let's ride
and
That's right, I'm dead!
You ready to get wild I'm ready to get crazy you ready to get crazy
crazy you ready to go completely insane
I'm ready to go and save you!
I want to hurry my time to...
You guys are already insane.
Oh.
At the game.
In the membrane.
Take that, Placa.
Come into my hood.
Okay.
Then get your ticket, Stan.
Then you're a hole-punched.
Oh, you're ass-pounded.
What do those guys tell the baby when he bought a house?
You gotta check in.
Imagine like eight grown men.
Like hold on, give me a second wife and child.
I'll be back in 30 minutes.
I gotta go with these other seven grown men that just left their wife and child
and go tell the baby that he has to check in.
Okay honey, I'll see you at dinner.
Oh
Okay
Then here in the role we three men said the door. I'm down down three two one
Are they
God, he's handsome.
What do I hear on the other side of the box?
I'm stuck?
Oh my gosh, I'm actually stuck.
The one's running back, the one's running back.
Oh god, wait, I didn't.
OK, I'm just bad.
I don't even, dude.
I thought you were saying he was right here on the box.
Well, he was on the box.
A gentleman, gentleman.
You know who that is?
That's Fortnite legend Kloxy himself!
Hey, that's your favorite streamer, Mr. Peanut!
Wait...
Mr. G, I...
You're my favorite streamer, can I even keep him?
Is that the...
...the...
...the...
...the good old days?
Yeah, that's Fortnite legend Kloxy!
You know, you know how many 90s he's cranked?
You piece of shit!
I
Don't like me can use one of those
Oh
I
Miss him but little desk pop can't blame a fellow for that happens to everyone
Gigi's about to die
Well, I well I said that's not to speak of the process
Yeah, well, yeah, we'll get out of your hair. We don't want to we don't want to muck things up for you
I don't want to get in your head, I don't want to make a ruckus.
See you later now, I have a good one.
I'll see you later.
Clubs, you keep throwing that ass back like it should last day on Earth.
You gotta get out of here.
What the hell?
Five.
Four.
Three.
Three, two.
Oh, that's not good.
They're counting.
Wait, wait, why are you counting now?
Hey, she lit it now. She lit it now.
You can fuck yourself
What if you deep it, boss?
And then, perhaps, for maybe...
I can't deeply be good at archery, so maybe I don't add that out.
You're under on co-seat.
Alright, yeah, I'm just...
Yeah, I'm just, you guys later, you have to take a round out,
there's a public meeting there, don't worry about it.
That's all yours, big man, that's all yours.
Hey, don't worry about little old us.
Don't you worry about little old us.
We're on our way out.
Oh, look, Mr. Booker, if that happened to anybody,
good if that happened to anybody,
don't need to worry there.
Good if that happened to anybody.
You guys, you do it, don't worry.
I hope you guys have a great raid, enjoy the loot!
If there's a student, if there's a student, you're gonna get married now.
I'm not even gonna get married.
Oh shit, cross up, cross up!
Oh shit!
Oh shit! My ankles, my ankles!
My ankles!
Ain't nobody's just kidding.
Huh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, I uh.
I need to see you guys, sir.
The scuba diving team, get out of here.
Don't make me unleash my wrath on you.
Let's get out of here, close.
You fuck these guys.
Fuck them.
Come on me
I'll hit the button
Could you move your fat body?
They are?
we had to get out of there I got a
I'm killing myself
Oh my god, oh my god
Yeah, we're dead. Hey, hey, hey, guys. Hey!
Recap that! Good shit is looted right there!
I'll be on my way! I'll see you guys later!
Good shit here!
Gigi, Gigi! I'll see you at the land!
I'll be being so fucking brutal right now.
I'll be being so fucking brutal right now.
Yes!
No way!
That's what you get, you scumbag! That's what you get!
You're a bad man, you're going to hell.
Miss input never hurt no one can I get a rest?
GUYS!
I'm gonna just give you...
What the he-
Look, miss input is okay, I'm gonna give you eight, nice shots, nice shots
Oh, hey, hey, he loots down there, good job, team
Good job, I'll be on the way now, I'll see you guys later
Good shit, nice shots!
You're gonna die with somebody dead bodied here
Nice kiss, guys
Yeah, nice shucking him
In Captor Loopy, you lost your dignity, Coasey.
I died in solidarity for the team.
I'm an ally.
I hope you die of vicious, violent, fiery death.
Yeah, it was.
You died, died, died, died, died, died, died.
Who?
The patch is close, are you?
Oh no, no, no, no, wait.
I'm hate watching right now, Coach. I hope you know that. I am hate watching, full hate
watching. I hope you die of fiery death. Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
Are you kidding me? Yes!
You're beautiful.
Hey.
Knock it off.
I'm ready.
Sorry, we can leave the other one.
Go away.
No!
No!
That was funny.
Yes!
Yay!
Damn it!
Excellent.
That was my best stuff that that was my best stuff. I had an anvil and I believe a Toro
Good
Good gentlemen
Yeah, I should have done closey should have done the closey and sucked off three big Brawlok man all at once for a duration of ten minutes
Yeah, it was good. It was good.
Yeah, you really gotta flick the temp.
You know how to, you know the technique.
Technique squidward technique.
Thanks, Amanda. Please, man. What can I say?
Get a little bit of food.
One moment.
Damn it's cool. Damn it's cool.
All right.
We can switch up a little bit if you, if you...
If it's not, get me in your jammel.
I'm sure there's another place you can get a pillow.
No, we can go there for the pillow.
Your mom gave me a nice pillow.
All right. Is that a singer? Is that just a kind lady?
She's just a kind lady.
That's great to hear. That's great to hear.
Thank you. Thank you, Gen. D.
Be a little bit of Fenton Hall.
You got nice pillows.
Thank you, Gen. D. Thank you.
Mm-hmm. Here we go put that right there. All right. Yes, we get it. Did you take it? Thank you. Mm-hmm
All right now we ride
There we go
All right, we gotta turn this round boys
We got to we be getting our ham slapped for the last two hours
You gotta turn this round.
You gotta turn this round.
This is a big raid for us.
Big raid.
Maximum group potential.
Maximum group potential.
Check mail.
You only have the thing where it tells you
to go play the finals.
I get nothing.
No, I get nothing.
I
We are we sure that if you died to a cheater you have to report them to get your stuff back
No, I don't think you do I don't really know why that would be like if the whole thing is a gesture to
Give you your stuff back because you died in unfair way. I don't think
You'd be like, oh, yeah, oh you didn't know he was cheating
You did all you couldn't you didn't solve the mystery nothing for you
I don't I don't think that's how that would work. I got stuff back without reporting. Mm-hmm. That's right thing. That's right thing
Quest to whole cracker BP
I don't know instantly get eliminated and then one back there
I think we were late. I mean we were late late late. It was 29 minutes at least one. He's here. Yeah
There's only that's peculiar
That's one down there in the spawn zipline
There's no way you're doing right the fuck is your the spawn?
I've actually never seen that there's also a burlata blueprint. Oh good. Oh hooray. What a sweet delight. What a sweet treat
What a sweet treat? What a sweet treat?
He didn't stop getting the squad killed died. I was cooking back there pal
I was cooking I got two of them and close he just told them to tell me from my
Goober to get out
Rowan the rogue sent does your back ever hurt I mean like really hurt you know
from doing stuff real hard stuff.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Like carrying clothes.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Exactly, at least someone knows the truth.
At least someone said it, someone had to say it.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Exactly.
I'm ready for you.
You're not ready to fly.
There's something for you.
Inside school for you.
I'm ready.
What do you mean?
You were ready a second ago.
I've been ready.
I didn't have the little tech
mark on the doozy.
I swear, I swear.
Must be with you
God I was crazy it for a second I could have swore there was no check right there. I could
You're looking at peanut
You started shooting any tips I got a tip for you
I got a big tip for you
Big tip for you
P. at your lips are a beautiful color. Thank you, sir.
Using blue coral lip gloss in the three.
It's your dad's favorite.
Oh, there's no time to discuss. Let's ride!
I
To the tower go go go
He's losing to come by the carola is famous you work
I'll tell you a question, do the granola bars, they can taste you, taste you every day.
Is your shirt level, what?
Are you changing the flavors up?
No, I mean there's a certain level of moistness that I prefer.
So what, um, what flavor is it?
Chocolate chip.
You know what else gets tastier every single day?
I had, well I think chip-to-way cookies are ass.
But these soft, but these soft chip-to-way cookies.
Yes.
They come in a red container.
I agree with you.
Are just next level.
Cookies.
Yeah, the normal chip-to-way just tastes like chalk.
You know what I mean?
But the soft ones, I don't know.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, the soft ones are really good.
OK.
If I, yeah, if I could put them on my ass, I would.
Oh, my god.
good points good points being made let's focus up boys how to get to the
tower
the RC I do like the soft ones better than the hard ones that is true that is
true yeah I mean when it's hard it's like all everything's you know died yeah
The softwood you got to work for it
Yeah, I think the softwood just feel better when I'm fucking eating them exactly exactly
The hard ones can hurt
The hard ones you actually hurt. I know I know
Yeah, and then your uncle starts moaning
What
I'm so far behind I don't know
Because I've only slept like two hours in the past two days
Even concentrate on the game tonight. There's tables under the sniper
Well, I see a whole team whole team in front of me
To full teams
Yeah, Jindy's rolling around.
I'm struggling over here.
What's that guy doing?
Oh, there's three teams!
Oh, my dingle!
There's three four-teensio boys.
Yeah, come through this door, right?
When they come from behind them.
Mm-hmm.
And then they're not going to expect us to come.
Yeah, in the behind.
Yeah, and then we kill them.
Exactly, exactly.
You begin.
Frosty
You're gonna talk about the whole hallway like do this one
Tingle right there
Doing finch
Give you up three two one now
That's a nice
What's what's up, what's what's on this is this one?
Oh nice work eat my shit eat my poopy my shit
There's two of them.
Where?
On the stairs.
Wood stairs, metal stairs.
Those were the bottoms or what?
One's up, one's down.
Oh!
Oh my.
Oh!
Oh, my.
Ah!
I'm going to go a bit, one go a bit.
Oh
Watch out
Oh my goodness, okay
There is a guy outside at the door from inside.
Go, go, go!
Just don't even make any sense.
There's one in this corner right here.
Good thing, uh, gotcha.
I'm going in!
I'm up.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
No!
Oh no!
Who the hell is that?
No!
Who the hell is that guy?
Hey, we killed two, they're all should be watched.
You gotta kill her.
There's a thousand of them!
Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Hello, gentlemen.
No, I didn't kill you earlier. Wait, hold on. Oh, shit.
Oh, that's it for today.
Excellent game.
Excellent game.
Perfect. What a sweet life.
What a sweet life.
Guys, we got to this round.
We got to put the wind in our sails
in the opposite direction.
Something's going on around here.
I really like those back shots.
Yep.
Yeah. Yeah. One moment. One moment. I'm just so happy to acquire the society. I know you
just want my butthole. Shut up. I'm here for heels. You're not gonna, you're not gonna
trick me into it. You're not gonna trick me into your nasty dirty butt play. I'm
I'm here for heals and heals only.
No, I still...
Mr. Siney!
Mr. Siney!
You're making me uncomfortable.
You're making me uncomfortable.
There we go.
There we go.
Little bit of poop.
He's persistent.
You gotta give him that!
You gotta give him that!
Alright, I'm bringing the kettle for Ed.
I am very sad and depressed and I have AIDS.
As well.
Yeah, I'm very poor.
Yep, yep.
I'm all here.
Maybe this will all go wrong.
We killed, I can't tell you how many people are killed that had Venetaurus.
And then I could one of the areas trio there
There's a note in that came in through the side door as well
Yep, I'm 14. Yep. I'm depressing out. I don't know what's going on
We were doing so good in the beginning and now it's just
thousands and thousands of men
every raid
See we
Did we just go in the building and wait till they all kill each other and then pop out?
Pop out pop a cap on his ass, JIT, dead ass.
Maybe when I killed the guy Zip we just go up and fight the fucking
Yeah, JIT. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm thinking.
Honest stack, you're keeping it real. That's what I liked about you.
Dead ass. I think, I think you're right. I think, I think JIT is right. I think JIT's right.
Dead ass, I think JIT is right. I say we, I say we
We spin the block up top, no cap, and then win those jits from west side, down stairs,
get to popping.
We pop out and slime them on my mama type shit.
Come on.
That's the new plan instead of trying to spin the block all at once.
Or maybe we pick a different map that no one knows where we're going.
Yes, Sam in the same mat for two hours
Yeah, you're talking crazy good ass. I see we just get back in there. I say we get back in there
Mhm. Yeah, no counter
You're a twin, twin, twin, twin.
Jin has a point above the map.
Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
What servers do you play on peanut once again guys there are like two servers North America
and China do I look what what why don't you take why don't you take a guess on which one
of those two I'm on why don't you take a guess on which one of those two I'm on
I want you to take a gas. I want you to take a gas. Take a quick gander.
Hmm.
Point.
China number one.
Yeah, I haven't no food for anyone.
Let's ride!
I'm not sure what's going on.
is there is a South American server but those guys are still figuring out how
fireworks we it would be 10 minute queue times no one's laying down there no
one's laying down there
Hmm
Do you want to rush power you want to do test the annex rice power of course
That's all the goop is
And it's raining again
Yeah, I don't know what's going on
I'll tell you there's got to be some type of place they base it off of
It cannot be random.
Oh, Clanker is suspicious.
Oh, it's suspicious at close-E.
Yeah, I got him. That's the spot, boy.
Definitely pull up on the block in a bigger group,
half a few shots like this one.
And I do got both blocks tied.
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
I'm falling, I'm right there.
Oh, Mr. Spider, Mr. Spider!
Guts, be careful not to miss your Spider.
Oh, Mr. Spider, Mr. Spider!
You know what?
Run!
Good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
always aggro the biggest thing around us. Stupid robot pussy.
When you're tired, wait.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They go up a ball.
Oh.
Uh.
Whoa.
I'm going to be dead here.
Uh, wait.
You're dead?
Um, it's just this, uh, you know, cyber right here.
It really wants me.
It might be in danger.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Let's get him.
To the step line.
Double double double double double.
It's a show.
We behind the desk.
Yeah.
There's he goes
Oh my god
You're two or down two or down easy fighting
Here we are here you can survive all the reasons by both of them
Sir sir hold up now sir hold up hold up now
The hell god damn Star Wars in here
Sir do you have a defibrillator?
Yeah, I killed one of them
Can you turn the lights off?
Turn your names out, man.
Yeah.
I'm just going to switch it in the front door.
There's a guy in this dark room right here.
There's a guy in the dark room and then a full team
people in the front door.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really know, um...
I don't...
I don't feel too good.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm good.
Mm.
blame it on Jinjin
we're blame it on me
no there's a bazillion people here
wait Jinjin you might be able to get me I'm not joking
where are you? really?
wait hold on
wait no no no no wait
what?
fighting?
do you want me to come up with a zipline?
hold on I'll tell ya
he's on the move
he's on the move
Are you going to die to the leaper?
No.
Man, she's fine.
She's cooking.
Five! He's cooking!
Sheeeeeee!
It's him and it's him and it's him and it's him!
Okay, I'm on the zip that I made.
Huh?
Please, um...
Yeah, I'll be with you.
Oh
There you go, no material she's fire
Oh, yeah, of course.
No, dude, I can't do it.
It's no, I died in a real safe spot like SuperSafe.
What do you have?
I had really good stuff.
We have the boys.
Did you see what we had?
What we have?
A kettle.
There's a guy to the right.
I don't renegade it at Toro.
There's a guy to the right and left.
Yeah, the guy to the left.
We're getting that kettle back.
Even if it gets our entire team killed.
I think I kill them both.
I do things called C4s.
I could do something really stupid. Hold on.
Am I right boys?
Okay.
That was fun.
Oh my god.
We've run back to room 8.
Um, well...
I should have double C4'd it man. Oh now I remember it was actually just a kettle. Yeah, man. Okay
You know I make C4 and I'm like guys I you know
I don't know what was going on in there, but it's a hoopla.
We can not spam the same nap for three hours man.
I have to freak it, that was my last event.
I'm freaking dead battlegrounds.
Dude, I can't believe it.
Yeah, I can't believe it.
Sorry about that, folksy.
Oh, you're fine, you're fine.
What do you mean you got me up?
We did it then.
We're all the pillows out. That's my question.
Burry City?
Burry City!
All right, how would you hop in you're lifting 4 to f2 50 and start her with slurs now? Let's get the damn battlegrounds and let's get this
We're getting that pillow this way we get that pillow this way I swear it I swear as God is my witness
We are getting that pillow this way
You're still a mountain top pillars?
No, I'm very thinny!
Damn battlegrounds!
There's none?
I've even needed one pillar for three hours.
Well, we're about to get it.
hour four is a lucky hour four times the charm
please closey it's always his fault okay no one say my want to hear this guy
out actually no one fuck you he might want to hear this guy out actually let's
Let's RIDE!
I
Don't see looks like the kid from Elf. Who's a kid from Elf? No, everyone it says that
Is he is he a cool guy? Yeah, yeah, it's cool. He's cool. Yeah. Thank you, sir
Thank you, sir. I think you're pretty cool too. Thank you. Thanks, man. Appreciate that. I think we'll be friends forever
God there was a rocket here hiding behind a tree
Retreat retreat
Phew close one. Yeah, are you
Nothing just hanging around
Yeah, that is like wobbling on your back. Oh, that just makes us excited
She is he gone now, or is he I think he shows dismisses
Oh, we said I think we're good. Oh, you were good. We're good. We're good to the tower
You see me on Christmas. I think I'm seeing you on Christmas. Just not that Christmas Eve
We should play here. What if we hit this zip line here and then take your zip line to the top of the tower?
What oh my god, who say you you an idiot
Oh
My god
I don't kill- I don't do it! I don't do...
I'm scared, I don't do it!
Oh, I just feel him, buddy.
Ah, I just feel it.
Last guest right here, he's gonna be very serious, right?
Brash isn't me, there isn't!
He has a bobcat.
This guy has a bobcat that I killed.
Wait, really?
What did you have?
Iulaj!
I had...
Oh, nice.
Why did we not kill the hornet?
Oh, oh.
Um, this is good.
I had a picture.
Oh, get him, get him, get him.
You got the GG, you got this.
Would you raise well, would you raise well?
I'm picking him, I'm picking him.
Oh.
Good try, good try.
I had two hornets on me.
Fuck you, I'm killing myself
What the hell is going on we've been getting our ass
For like three hours
Maybe it's because we're going damn battleground
I
Switched up let's switch it up. Let's switch it up. What do you think? What do you think?
Damn battlegrounds. I think we I think we've found a pillow there. I think there's a good chance there's a pillow there
Let's switch it up a little bit switch up. Let's switch it up a little bit change up the tides
Yeah, I'm down for a freaking as well. I've lost everything I've lost everything I hold near and here
Hmm
You should have expeditions no expedition was the best decision we ever made that's fine extra space points
Oh
I feel good about this one I something in the air something in the air
you talking about the stench of success I know you feel it too JG I know you feel
it too this is gonna be the one this is where we get our comeback man this is
will we get our comeback right here?
mhm mhm
can we at least kill the clankers that we aggro instead of run past them so I'm not left killing them by myself every time?
oh she's talking crazy
listen I haven't, I wanted to, I had a stitcher though it's so hard
I've got a rattler, I guess I could give it a shot
Remember when you put the the zipline up over there and then you guys were both up there, but then the
The spider I heard me you have no idea you guys aggro to like hornets
Or I mean walk and they knocked me off of the freaking zipline three times. I kid you not
There's you what just lady talking about
And you guys are just up there fighting and I couldn't get up there because then I had to kill the freakin
and then I had the
I was losing my mind and I was
talking about. By the way, I saw
it's a dead guy. Oh,
there's people right here.
Right that door.
One of those is a team right above us.
That's what I'm saying, there is.
One shot, one shot.
You get to bring me a three-meat red bag?
What an idiot.
Everyone, one shot.
One shot, one shot.
One shot.
Someone got one.
Get out of here!
Take your time, take your time.
Two to one.
I'm going in!
I got him!
All my penis denied, baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night, baby come and
suck my penis, suck it all night.
Come and suck my penis, suck it or not, baby come and suck my penis, just suck it tonight.
Too easy, too easy.
Give the punk a rich, loving bounce.
How time for the spoils of war.
How time for the spoils of war.
These guys are all homeless.
Ooh.
Ooh.
We're all homeless. I got a tour of four with all attachments
Oh in a kettle four with oh in a renegade four and a kettle three and
On anvil four and anvil three
Guys
Shit
There speak for yourself, bro. He did you use guy what you gotta talk about
right? What's going on? What's going on here, man?
Oh, boo. All right, let's save him.
Did you got a benetia for it? No, I did not, dude. I'm going to freaking
crash out. I'm going to crash out. Oh, let's look for that pillar, boys.
Let's find that pillow.
Why did we say cat bed?
Leave it on a cat.
He's not reading YouTube.
Yes, I am Aaron.
I just don't read your to chat cause I hate you.
Or the game dumbass.
What do you mean for the game?
What are you talking about?
Tap... bed...
What are you ta- are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
There's a lot of sprinting under us.
I think you're just hearing things.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Do you guys have D-Fibs? Or do you need something?
Oh my god, I'm drinking water. I'm oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I was in the
sir. I was in the middle of drinking water. I would get if you wouldn't mind. Oh my
Oh
Oh my goodness.
Is that the nades?
They just put their gun out.
They got no armor.
They said,
now's as good as time is any for this water.
He's corking.
I like to knock out to the amatino.
Oh.
Nice try.
This team is screaming where's Peanut?
How the f-
Peanut's dead for three.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight.
Dude, can we please play a different map?
Please, please, please.
As of course, I say we switch it up.
I say we spice it up a little bit.
Let's switch it up a little bit.
I'm going to hide the screen and choose a map at random.
Well, I wonder what we're gonna choose.
I'm gonna cry.
I wonder what we're gonna choose.
Think about it.
Hmm.
If I were a gambling man, which I am.
Oh.
Guys, I'm serious. I picked a random map.
It's time to get serious. It's time to get a win.
Let's bring it home. Let's bring it home.
Game Battlegrounds is my shish keke right now.
That's the odds.
Oh, that means?
No. No, I do not.
If you bet a dollar, you get 0.0005 seconds.
Good.
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
Those are dice I'm willing to roll, Closie.
And not drink water in the middle of an open hallway.
Dude, in my defense, it felt safe.
It felt safe, and I was, there's one.
I let grind.
This one's for real boys this one's for real
I'm telling you guys you aren't putting enough faith in their battlegrounds
You know we've been getting screen sniped for like over two hours now.
I told everybody I switched off the map.
Oh shit, it's future seven.
I did, I fooled ya. God yeah.
I don't think he's told anyone.
I fooled everyone, I fooled everyone. They thought we were going somewhere else.
Our team is going to be like, Pina, Pina, Pina!
Nah!
Imposently.
I have a rattler. I'm dead. I've got a cattle.
Oh, hell, there's like a take that, like a take that
Let's go get that pillow boys
No pillow
No pillow here either.
What's with the walkers?
It's almost like the pillow doesn't spawn here.
No, I could have sworn I've seen a pillow here before.
Where would you be?
Maybe like a bed?
Hmm.
They're under Cloaksy's dad's knees.
I don't know where do we find them?
I'm very steady.
What did you say so?
We should be going very steady.
We've been saying this for like three hours.
I hate you. I hate you.
Oh, it's no glow. It's no glow.
Score.
There's just no left here.
I hate it here we want the testing annex oh I got a damn testing annex you
someone's dying under us by the way I bet you there's a pillow in the testing
annex you guys there's a ridding we don't get that
I just killed him.
Oh nice, nice, nice.
Ah!
Got one!
Nice.
They're directly under the spamming gates.
Did you see that?
Oh another one died.
There's a search, there's a search.
Go, go, go, go!
What book on this thing
What's coming up? What's coming up?
Stay back even who's sound on parts?
I
Don't I have no fucking anything
All right, we're switch up the map we're switch up the map
We're switching up the map. We are switching up the map.
That's it. I'm hot about enough.
We are switching up the map. We're going free kid.
Battlegrounds.
Oh, yeah. I'm so excited.
I'm just kidding. We're switching up. We're switching up.
We're switching up. Yeah.
We're going to switch the scenery.
I'm in. I'm in. If we play slower, technically we can get really good.
Right here.
Yes, we will. Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right here, right here.
This one, this one.
No, no, no, no, no.
I like the other one.
I like the other one.
Which one?
Fun before this one.
This one right here?
Yeah.
Wait, this one?
Oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
that guy you just killed,
not me, send me your freaking request.
But you want, you want to go here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, just let everybody know this one's,
This one's Colxy's Toys, this one's Colxy's Toys.
This one is Colxy's Toys right here.
Is this a sweaty map or something?
Peanut, yeah, something like that, something like that.
Something like that, something like that.
We're not going damn again. We're not going damn yet. We're not going damn again. I'm actually
switching up. I'm actually switching up. I found two pillows and testing in it. Guys,
one of my booklets just found two pillows and testing in it. That's the hot spot.
place to be? Why don't you play with me anymore? Because I hate him! I hate him and I never want
to play with him again, of course! What happened to Officer? I can't play with Officer anymore!
I hate him too, I hate officer, never wanna play with him ever again!
Now let's RIDE!
This is the one, Cloxy, if you're that.
This is the rain right here close to you
I will check you with your background. I have fully given up on finding your flow
Let's go. I just said that we can actually come up here if we just crack
I found three pillows on your very day. Yeah, yeah
Yeah
So 51
Well, I need those we come on you sold pillars
A lot on buried city is what we're saying peanut these pillows on buried city
Why'd you guys to say something?
I think that's on you guys.
Well how are you going to do that?
We can't even find a pillow.
Let's get in there and let's get this pillow boys.
I should have checked the testing in X first.
That's not testing X.
What if we all just sit in a room up top?
Fuck yeah.
Every raid has been 30 people running after filming.
But we can't do that because Peanut goes off by himself and is like, oh, the team!
He died, died!
You're close, he's the one that has to stick with the team leader!
No, you're the one that that fucking NASCAR is in there.
NASCAR is in there? I didn't yell a single slur last raid!
That fucking shit, true.
What are you talking about?
I'll tell you how it's done.
Oh, the master.
You're watching a master's work.
What is this thing?
No, this is not my thing, guys.
I found it.
By any reason to vilify me.
This is definitely his thing.
That's not my thing.
He has this.
I'll tell you how it's done.
Oh, the master.
You're watching a master's work.
Can you set that up instead of sending it to the village?
Fuck you guys. I'm going in.
Peanut. Wait for us.
I come on over, come on over. What is fine?
Let's get our stamina.
Okay, there's a hundred percent of team up top.
The up top or up top top?
I think I'm here well let's get him no no no
guys we got to go down decisive action taking
oh thank you no worries
step in being on fire hey welcome in welcome in
clicker clicker yeah one just died one just died
I
Did a clicker right here?
Don't worry close. Yeah, I took out the trash
You heard someone dying zip line
For that we're the penetrator shooting to that food that bodies
There's two
Here pick this it's thirsty work. Oh
Hi, there's two dead bodies in zip lines
Well, let's get up
Let's go down the boosiers and attack them
You could think you could think it
On your tail coachy on your tail
You can run past that turret.
It's a stupid turret.
Where's the breach right here?
Saluted?
Medium shields and a stitch on the ground, so they dropped their loot to get speed.
You think they went up or down?
I wanna see if they're down below.
I'll check.
No, they're down below.
100%.
You're distracting!
You're distracting!
We should go down!
They're gonna push in here they're gonna push in there they're probably at that
little side there's a dead person out there
don't keep him let them
I
Should go get laser from last peanut
I hear my here right here
I'm ready to get here right now
Oh
Get out of here!
Take your time, take your time. I'm taking him.
He's C-4, C-4.
Healing, healing?
Fuck it!
Oh my god, we're dead.
Perfect.
Sir, sir, sir,
I want you to take the largest ladle in your kitchen,
dip it deep in my ass,
pull out the disgusting sludge
and slurp it up. I'm killing myself.
excellent rage of the excellent rain all right well he died we would have been so
goop we would have been so goop
as hold up new idea we give up we actually go to a marriage before we
say anything let's let it marinate for a second let it sit with us for a second
give up
I was good about that I agree
You know what jiddy's right one more one more we pick a different map
Never back down never one
I slid around that corner and never give up to the team. That's right. Oh, let's get our
head to the game team. All right, I'm choosing a different map.
I like this map.
This is the last part of the
night. Well, I'm severely
depressed and have AIDS and
maybe make it a good one.
All right. I like this map.
I like the other one.
You like the map I chose before this?
Is that it?
You like that one?
Should I switch it?
I'm feeling something.
A brisk air.
Now we'll go this one.
Let's ride!
It's my first kettle of the night.
Let's ride!
I'm trying to trick you we're on
damn again. Wait, dude, we need to
fill a why are we on this map?
I don't know. We're gonna die anyway.
Oh, boy, you've been made so far.
Going pretty good.
Ah, you don't need heels. Heels are for bitches.
bitches and puts these clothes you come on oh this door is open a clue yes someone's
fun where we spawned how do you know all the doors were up and down there one
Close
Yeah, who's gonna take turns on my asshole this rain
It's always a mystery
Hey, we gonna got that pillow
Pills on Berry City
We could have had this hours ago, why did we not why did you just say so?
Oh
We should right here
And you should right here I did blue below us
You read attack red attack to dig it
Let's go to the floor, I see it.
I'll make that, I'll make that, I'll make that.
Okay.
Hey, there was coming for me.
This is not a give me.
It was across the room.
I mean, you should see how fast it was.
It was like lightning.
I opened it.
Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself!
Let's go! Let's go!
Another great raid! Another great raid!
No where I did just got this in the bag, watch this.
Yep.
Ixilic rain.
Dude, I got his hair.
Ixilic rain.
I'm trying.
Get!
Hold up, guys.
I have an idea.
What is it?
They're battlegrounds.
Fucking ready, I'll get it in there.
Let's ride!
Ixilic rain.
Okay, wait.
Dude, why don't we do Buried City for it?
For what?
for your pillows 30s pillows
why do you say so let's get let's get in there guys what what are we doing any
other man I'm not jamming I'm depressed and I am I'm not jamming I'm depressed
and I have AIDS.
Oh, Mr. Joy, I'm a vitamin Y, good man, good man!
Oh, let's ride!
I
Can't do whatever
Who's gonna be in my ass today
Oh, perhaps a quad.
Maybe DeCravius, Tyrone.
Hopefully, all three.
Hopefully, hopefully. Who knows?
I'm finding a room in there.
Follow me, crew.
Louie, we're getting...
You know, where are you going?
pillows why are you like way far away from us I'm the team leader you know we
need to go find your pillows or where these with this one at over here at the
lockers okay oh you the red tower the red tower wait now I remember it now I
I remembered
He's found a pillow in the first 15 seconds of this map.
I told you pillow spot on Berry City, I don't want to fucking be going Berry State and get battlegrounds all night.
You guys are crazy.
You gotta get to the Pazarosa.
You just gotta hear him.
Are we not going to Pazarosa?
You're gonna get out of here.
Were you running your back?
No.
No, no.
He's too slow.
I'm fast like nothing.
Calling the train?
No, I don't need the pillow.
I'm ready to go.
Wait, you only need one?
I've already got the other two.
What?
What?
Pea guts.
Pea guts.
What?
You're spying me.
You needed one pillow.
This whole time.
Yeah, what do you think we've been working for?
And now we did it.
Good work team.
Good work.
Another successful raid!
Another day and another dollar!
Another day in the office, boys!
Light work.
We'll see you in a hundred meters away.
I'm drinking dick.
How's your clacker doing?
You think the clacker with us?
Come in here, Klaker.
I'd rather have the Planker than you right now.
Oh my god.
Can we take the Klaker with us?
Come in here.
Please.
Come on in.
No one.
Take his clothes from him.
Come on in here.
I got you.
Oh.
Come on in.
What do you say now?
The hell was that? I was going to take him with us. I named him Jerry.
You're doing my class.
Excellent, Ray, excellent, Ray. Well, mission complete, guys.
Just stroked one out in celebration.
I think we did a pretty good job today.
You know what, guys?
Let's close out the night with a good ol' fast and damn battlegrounds raid.
What say ya?
We haven't done that in a while, I'm dumb.
Yeah, we haven't done that in a little bit.
We could just spice things up a little.
Miss you chickens, max out.
That took five seconds peanuts. Oh my gosh
Who could have known that pillow spawned in buried city
Dude, that's not important anymore guys. What's important is that we completed the mission
Oh
It's got mine in the same spot first try they are always there dude
That's what I did if someone had told us that we could have just done this three hours ago
Is somebody only do?
Got bugs in my ass who could turn your nation sir
KENDER GENERATION!
Hmm...
Let's RIDE!
I'm about to start drinking.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm about to start drinking.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go get us some alcohol!
Let's go!
I heard Matt is pretty nifty too.
I don't have that.
The day seems to come up. We're 19 minutes into the last spawn.
People dying. People dying.
This is our raid! This is our raid!
This is where we take it all back.
Yep.
All those raids Gen.G tricking us into coming down battlegrounds.
really take it all back they say you know the Mormon say how's it gonna time
to speak as any
woman say that I don't know nobody knows anything about Mormons you don't
have any of it behind the wall
That's one in the head
Oh
Oh my dingle I'm gonna die now
There's another team there's another team guys on the people that you just killed wall wall
Use a tangle to our left as well
I'm cooking
To behind that last to last to last to
What the hell is that is that a new grenade or something yeah, it's like oh yeah, it's
That's the last tail I do love like y'all them
oh my god they were waiting for me they were oh my there's a whole another team
on the left sir fuck yourself fuck you all right oh my god
No, I didn't I did not say anything in game. Okay, well those guys that literally go
Who's Jinji I'll pick her up
Yeah
Our sealage took up the stream diapers switch up a bit go back down the road runs. What do you think?
I'm in
Count me in close one more. I'm not asking for a thousand more clothes
See I run asking for a hundred more. I give me one more damn battlegrounds raid
Can you do that for me soldier? I'm in
That's right
That's right
I don't know how they knew it was you you haven't talked in game
I would not have it she says it's a mystery guess we'll never know
I'm going to look at my fridge real quick, yeah, B. Oh, for a reason.
Ridiculous.
Did he show his timer?
Yeah, but that's not super important.
It helps to not show up, but that's not super important.
Riiiide!
I
Go see LG for me after this I'm getting a cum burger taking a shit and passing out
This is our founding fathers intended
This is our founding fathers intended
Yeah
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the team that rolled up behind us and spam C for us. They were like, wait, Shinji, I need to pressure. I'm like, wait a minute. He literally came straight up to me and killed like knocked me out. So what?
What? Yeah. It wasn't very
helpful. It wasn't very
helpful at all. Okay. For the
last one. Oh, there's one more
spot after us. Mm hmm.
with the Taco Bell order for
tonight. Two cheesy Gordito
And some nachos with some of those nacho fries as well
Bahabas, perhaps a Bahabas, perhaps.
If I'm feeling a bit zesty.
Let me clean.
Oh, is the Big Mac?
Dude, I told you, the mechadotl near me,
they shut down their systems for like two hours each night.
The smoke, it tokes off the doiker.
You know, I'm sick door-nastra I was over there. You just tell him to fuck off
Let's get frosty
Almost to the tower
Get done
We should get by the granola. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
My god
Now let me take a bite of the griddle.
Get me to bed now.
Get me to bed now.
There's your first griddle of pop.
Leave that there, I'm going to be serious.
Wait.
Wait, they're all putting your fucking motor figure in.
I hear that, I hear that, but get him!
Oh, dang.
Three dead bodies, four dead bodies.
I'm so drunk, peanut.
It is 2.43 AM on a Tuesday morning.
Sir, it is 2.43 AM on a Tuesday morning.
Good work. Good work in God's speed. Right to left.
You're like a lary.
Yeah, I forgot to listen. What'd you say?
You're probably overcombed.
On the hill. Oh, that means you got to go.
Right up here. I'm right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three, two, one now.
Nice one.
Nice one.
Another one right here.
Broken broken.
She's really stinky here.
Ooh, these guys were packing.
These guys were packing.
These guys were packing.
Ooh.
Oh
Boys these guys were packing
We get to a fast up we can't
He's hurt yeah, we're more dead bodies here by the way I
See we give it a shot
fortune favors the ball come see fortune favors the ball okay how are we
gonna get down there like this
Let's ride!
Oh, you got a rocket to arm, too?
Go, go, go!
Oh, well said.
All right.
Okay.
No, we-we...
That's-that's-we'll find someone else!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I-I am under attack.
I am under attack.
I am in need of immediate assistance.
What made you think that?
Uh, oh, just a hunch.
Just a hunch. You know how it is.
I'm safe. I'm safe.
Good thing
To go back to the control tower
Snoop around for a tad
We are your shots in the control tower
Oh my god. Let's go underground.
Oh, come on. What are you doing here?
Anything? No, no.
I've got to mind that fork. I've got to mind that fork.
What do you need?
Do you want me to give you half of that?
No, I gotta do that.
I can only shoot like 20 bullets in an M20.
Wait, I have a gun you can use.
I've run like since you're three.
I got a van with like a picture of me.
That was Tickle Your Fancy.
Who's using a picture of me Tickle Your Fancy?
No, no, no, that would tickle my ass.
Does it get your Jimmy's in a jambore?
Nope.
OK, I'll hold on to it.
Do we fin?
Dude, this is a stupid thing.
I'm the way?
I have so many grenades.
Get out of here, Cliker.
Stupid robot bitch.
Dude, we're cozy. Dude, we're out there.
I have a hunch there are multiple multiple bogies within this tower
I'm gonna go to the blue stairs and investigate. Yo, yeah, I hear my hair
Yeah, I heard someone break it into this way
They clickers
You do on first floor
I'm not putting much damage right now.
He's just sitting on the side of that.
It's going to be Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
I got you, I got you.
And the pain is going to kill you.
He's like on the side of the rafter in the elevator.
I got you.
He's left side.
I got ya. This was left behind.
He might have jumped down now.
Fuck it!
I was trying to push the guy. I was going to shoot him on the zipline, but there was just a guy chilling there.
Where'd they go? Let's shoot over the stairs. Let's shoot over the stairs.
Oh, they're here. They're here. I see him.
You're in the kitchen?
Then where are they at?
They're under.
Oh, back to the zipline!
Go, go, go!
the other ziplines the Hoosie doosies the two up and down you're too much the
the tower zips I see we go down there and get up which all jump this about the
same time they can't close all
I'm upstairs
That doesn't sound very fun
I'm on jump stairs
Oh yeah they just placed a mine
Where?
Below the Hoosie-Doozie, the elevator
Hey that one
I'm coming I'm coming go go go
We do a loop you on him
right you're gonna have you're gonna
impact as you want
yeah he jumped over one jumped over
the last the outside now yeah
good you check that was a grenade how
People are beeping
Okay, just wanted I need to move it right
With you would left or right
Maybe they're over yonder
I've not seen him over here.
Where the hell did they go?
I should have no clue.
They're also homeless.
These guys are elusive!
He just vanished!
You got your card for a goobah?
Keep it.
Little bit of goo.
Little bit of goo.
They had a lot of fucking grenades at all of them.
Ooh, not too shabby, boy, not too shabby.
Yeah, I don't know what these hoodlums went off to.
Hey, I think it's called water treatment.
It's a beep.
Ooh, let's get him.
How am I still overcoming?
Wait, someone just hit one of the...
Beeps?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm still over thank you. I thought I heard it, but this is only extract so they
have to be here somewhere.
I hear shots to the northwest.
We are either one for that extract.
We need to keep this set.
That's definitely where they're going, 100%, 100%.
They took that shit one on the right side, 100%.
Go, go, go!
I mean, there is a rocket here on them.
Oh, nice, nice, nice!
Mckay's, Mckay's!
What, another one died?
We can hold on.
In a second. This could be something.
Oh! Go, go, go! Do something, do something!
I'm gonna kill him on the ground.
There's a what?
There's a nice...
That's 17 seconds for Lucy, guys.
Got him! I'm on it!
We're gonna die. Yeah, I hear you.
You might wanna go to the one next to you.
BOO BOO BOO!
Oh...
Oh, oh my God.
Oh.
Eugh.
Well, at least we have our health.
We also just left, did you?
There's no way there's anyone in this room.
Godspeed, did you? Godspeed!
Really not.
Oh, there's no way there's anyone in this room.
Yeah, nah!
You'll be fine, you'll be fine.
Get out.
You'll be fine!
Come on!
Really?
Come on!
She'll be fine.
There's at least my middle name.
No way, Giniwitz.
No, actually.
Oh, Lou.
Oh, my...
Up.
Hey, Gingy's the one that scammed us!
Oh, my gosh, he's cute.
Oh, my gosh, he's cute.
Oh, my gosh, he's cute.
I get nothing. I think I pulled off a sack of ammo off that guy before I went back to
the lobby. He got scared. I didn't even need to leave with my guy. I'm pretty sure his
body got pushed outside the extraction.
You were just dead to the rocketeer at that point.
Maybe you were.
This was a little different.
I would have whipped his ass into shape.
Wait, did you have shot?
You got three bobcats? You got three bobcats on that guy?
You have to stop listening to the guys eating your fucking stream saying we got bobcats.
No one got a bombcat!
That's exactly what some of the three bombcats would say.
Seems like you don't want me knowing the truth.
You hear this guy? You hear this guy?
The audacity. The brashness.
I'm going to get this brass and
bold, bold and brass.
Excellent, gentlemen.
Excellent, right?
Well, well, let's be careful.
We got accomplished it today in the last eight hours.
Yeah, and that's enough for me.
Hello.
$2 bill and that's enough for me
Good word team will recoup tomorrow
Good play with you gentlemen good play with you
GGs boy GGs
Oh, if you don't eat it, nah.
Eeeeeee, though, it's time for come burgers and a little nap.
Couple come burgers and a little nap, gentlemen.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
Of course, I know it may seem overzealous getting that pillow, but at least we got it.
Mr. Chicken is now maximum power, maximum power, which will play a huge role in the coming fight.
Oh, geez, what should I have made? Oh, I might!
Five Guys Burgers and Fries makes the best burgers. Yeah, that's just simply not true.
They are the most mid-$50 burgers I've had in my entire life.
You could pick up any racist NASCAR watcher off the street,
give him a grill and a propane tank, and he'd make the same burger.
Um, that's just not even true. And you wouldn't have to pay $50.
That's not even true. That is not even true. Not even close.
Hmm, those are a bit as fuck. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Find one guy in a United States
wife beater in a red curly beard with a forward baseball cap and he's making a burger
ten times better than that ten times better than that a hundred percent a hundred percent every time
every time uh
look no further I am here yeah yeah yeah tell him tell him uh well queso yeah but queso
I don't know. I feel like I don't know. I mean, K-So does have a red curly beard,
but I don't think he wears baseball caps. And honestly, I don't think he's racist enough to
cook a good burger. I mean, listen, racism is bad. I believe that just in the next
guy, but they can cook a mean burger. They can cook a mean burger. You gotta give credit what
What kind of this deal?
Yeah facts facts facts. All right. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off
Get off I'm getting off
Have a silly little night gentlemen
Silly little beams perhaps perhaps
as well as we all asked you guys will click boys just because you guys are
like my main source of information does anyone know and don't and I don't think
it's tea honey my vocal cords are completely fine but my throat is
absolutely so I think I've been having dequavious have too many sessions on
me does anyone have any tricks so I could do it overnight is this whole
night it's been hard to speak I'm I am it hurts like a bitch but every time
I speak I've been doing tea and honey every day and it's not doing shit
Stop sucking penis all right. Well, I did that was coming
He and honey, you know teen honey throat coat. What's throat coat? Is that?
What is that?
Is it some type of medicine or like a tinker into?
Chugum, salt water, is throat code actually a thing?
Is throat code actually like a medicine throat count?
The traditional medicinal popular herbal tea known for soaring sore throats.
Oh, that's nice. Oh, okay. I'll get that. I'll get that. I'll get that.
Okay, thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Appreciate it boys. Appreciate it boys.
Oh, it mentioned truce. One good man. Good man.
Good Lattey do get a Lattey down.
Have a silly little night, gentlemen.
Full of silly little dreams. Perhaps.
Perchance, Perchance.
As well as silly un-little things.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night, okay good night, okay?
Goodnight
Okay, good night
Okay, good night
Good, all night. Good. I'll go
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg, Greg, Greg, Sir John!
Have it, have it, I said.
I said, don't work and dig out your house.