TheBurntPeanut
NUT RAIDERS | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | LEVEL 75 TONIGHT EASILY | #HandsCoveredInShart&EnemysBlood #BUNGULATE
12-24-2025 · 8h 10m
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I'm sorry, my head set flew off. Sorry, let's run! Let's go! How are you, Bungalators, doing
on this fine, desicculant ocean Tuesday, gentlemen? How are you doing, boys? Let me do a quick
readjustment here. Readjustment. Missed him, but of course. Missed him, but could
have happened to anybody. Could have happened to anybody. Could have happened to anybody.
I got my pirate
One million tell you what it looks like we're gonna reach one million subscribers on the you a tumor
Yeah, I don't know who we're playing with tonight honestly boys. I've been going to bed
So late I'm waking up like 30 minutes before the stream last night
I went and I watched season 2 of that now don't judge me don't judge me listen
I knew full well that it was gonna be garbage going into it.
Don't judge me, it was just something to watch.
It was just something to watch, don't judge me,
I knew it was gonna be garbage.
I watched almost all of season two of Halo.
It was garbage.
It was garbage.
It was complete garbage.
It was complete garbage.
I, it was complete garbage.
It was super garbage.
It was super, I literally was skipping
through the episodes to get to the parts where cool stuff happened.
That's how horrible it was.
I literally had to skip probably, I don't know, 30 different times
through parts I didn't want to watch.
Oh, yeah, I got your StarForge.
I got you.
Give me one second.
Oh, give me one second.
Good point, Mr. StarForge.
Good point.
StarForge, can you send me what you need right there?
Can you send me what you need?
StarForge, you might send it to me.
Text it to me in my DMs.
Oh, oh, why don't you just get on a normal schedule?
That like a bunch of pussy talk to me
That like a bunch of pussy talk to me. I'm telling you after the stream
I have those two water burgers and it gives me the energy to run a marathon
I can't go to bed. Uh, yes, ruffles. Just text me in the dm. Text me the dm.
What's Mob Land?
What's Mob Land?
What is that?
Is that something cool?
Well, I just finished Black List
and I'm trying to figure out a new show.
What is this?
Mob Land?
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait a minute.
Mob Land?
What is that?
Is that something?
Mob Land?
Oh, these guys look like the Peaky Blinders.
Is it like the Peaky Blinders, but like that's British?
Fallout.
Well, of course, I'm watching Fallout.
It's just one episode per week.
I can't do that pal.
I need something to watch every night.
More British.
It's Peaky Blinders, but more British.
Yeah, no thanks.
Yeah, no thank you.
No thank you.
No thank you.
There's only so much.
Oh my dear, we're gonna get you.
Then I can take.
No offense, no offense.
You know, British people are super cool and stuff,
But, you know, it's just a difference of how much we see it.
I mean, you whip out 14 assault rifles,
12 o'clock nines in America,
and someone's like, oh cool, but my stash is bigger.
You whip out a Glock 9 in the UK,
you're treated like a god, okay?
So, you know, it's a little, I don't know.
You know, Ty, it's a little different.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh
Trailer Park boys, I haven't thinking about that. I haven't thinking about that. I haven't thinking about that
I haven't thinking about that archer. I think I've seen it. Is it the cartoon one?
I think I've I remember that pulling up on my TV just like George Lopez where it's like after something
I think I remember that being
Was that funny? I can't remember that was so long ago
I only saw like half an episode because I was I pulled up like again
Just like George Lopez. We had you done watching one thing and nothing pops up
Uh...
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, I got your StarFords. I gotcha. I gotcha.
Let me do this quick thing for Mr. StarFords.
Let me do this quick thing for Mr. StarFords.
There you go. There you go, Mr. StarFords.
There you go. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
I'll take a look at all those.
Bloodline, Archer,
Twailer Park Boys,
Mobland, all the Hoosie-Doozies,
all the Hoosie-Doozies.
Fallout episode when it comes out when do this come out again? It says was that is it Wednesday? Oh
Fongo, that's another good one. That's another good way to hold up guys
I watched Fongo a long time ago. It did they fuck it up or are the new ones cool too because I remember black
Mirror being super cool and then now a days. It's like
Not that cool, I mean maybe maybe we're just I don't know I I don't know
Maybe we're just desensitized to it now when we watch the first episodes was like what?
like like what like phones that were like
Read your mind and now it's like okay
Like you know every day of our regular lives. Oh, you know all the government likes minors
It's like well, you know, it's there's nothing really crazy anymore
For black mirror to do all that shit just happening in real life. Anyways
Um, you're talking about it's like you're talking all of it all the crazy stuff that you could think of it's just happening
anyways
So it's like you know, I don't know it's maybe I maybe would desensitize to it now
Maybe they lost their touch. Maybe actually is bad who knows?
Just anything you could think of that's crazy is kind of just happening
Landman oh landman. Oh, let me write that down. Oh, let me write that down over here land man
That sounds honestly that sounds like a good name. Let me see what land man
Landman oh, I've seen these I've seen these on tiktok. I've seen these on tiktok. Oh, you oh
You won't take my oil. Oh, yeah
Oh, you destroyed our oil mining machine and you sell drugs. Do you have any idea what you just did?
I've seen those I've seen those on tiktok. I've seen those on tiktok. Oh, you can't have our oil
You know what the government's gonna do to you and
Yeah, I've seen those I've seen those I've seen us I've seen us I've seen us
Silo oh Silo's another good one. Well, I'll see season one was much better
But you know still worth the watch still worth the watch still worth the watch still worth the watch still worth the watch
The walking dead. No, I'm not going but now see that's the thing is a show can't be that good
A show cannot be that good. I've never watched The Walking Dead, but if I needed to go watch it
I'm gonna be watching it 240p from the year
1735 because it's so old I can't do that to myself. I can't do that to myself
Everybody's face is gonna look like Steve from Minecraft. I can't do that to myself
It has to be within the last like I don't know three years or something
It's not that old. Yes it is. Yes it is. When did the walking dead first come out? October
31st 2010. 2010. 2010 sir. Let me put that in perspective for you. Let me put that in
shit I can't do that I'm sure it's great I'm sure it's great Xbox 360 on the
Xbox and 360 you know I don't even think the Xbox one came out wait when did the
Xbox one come out it November 22nd 2013 that was three years before the Xbox one
pal that was still when we would go outside and wrap on Xbox 360 and 3000
let the sun burn it for 20 minutes to fix the red ring of death that's what
we were doing when that show came out.
And don't even get me started on what we were talking about
in the lobbies.
Old tech, old tech, old tech, old tech.
Oh, I mean, everybody but me and boys.
My wife, Sole says she loves you.
And I love you, wife!
I love your wife, Soleil!
Thank you, Sheriff.
Thank you, Sheriff.
Thank you, Sheriff.
Game of Thrones.
I've already watched that like twice.
That show's nice.
That show's good.
I like the dragons in it,
because dragons are cool.
All right, gentlemen.
Guys, we're getting level 75 tonight.
Guarantee you all of his wife's,
yes, and he loves his wife too.
He loves Miss Soleil as well.
The Sopranos.
The Sopranos?
Is that not like Full House or something?
The Sopranos?
The Sopranos?
1999?
1999?
Are you being so fucking for real?
1999?
listen guys I'm sure it is great I'm sure it is great it's fantastic it's it's
great I'm sure of it but I'm not trying to whip out my VHS tape player and watch
the Sopranos in 240p I I'm sure it's great I'm sure it's fantastic but I'm
not doing that I'm not doing that
I'll listen I'll go back to the chat I did the the the the bond saved the chat
I'll go through the chat and I'll look at all the ones you guys just say it all
the ones you guys just say it I'll find something good I'll find something oh
sevens that was a good one that was a good one that was a good one I like to
wait there's seven the wire I see I don't know if I'm gonna watch the wire
cuz I watched that one family guy episode about the wire before I got to
watch the wire and now I don't know if I want to watch the wire cuz family guy
made fun of the wire and said everybody liked it for like no reason so I
don't know if I'm gonna watch the wire
I'll go back I'll go back and I'll look at all these. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen
I'll go back and look at all these now. It's time to lock in
Probably the nutless part of the day is in the time of some serious tears, but not in buggies. Oh, yes, of course
Maybe pour out my first sip almost forgot almost forgot good sir. Almost forgot almost forgot
Almost forgot here we go
Oh shit, where you going?
Here we go.
Cheers, Bungalow, cheers!
We're getting level 75 tonight!
New glass, what do you think I am?
A pussy?
No, sir, that's the same glass from last week.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Mr. Chappy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, good man, good man!
Uh, and Mr. Green and Mr. Bird P. Dot Plus, and Mr. Anthony, and Mr. Simney, but with
lots of boys, good man, good, amen!
Uh, and Mr. Goldie and Mr. Dolly, Mr. H, and my boyfriend, Mr. H is with me, but with
lots of boys, good man, good, amen!
Good lad, he do's good lad, he dies!
Now let's ride!
Thank you boys, peace and shabbat, peace and shabbat!
Uh, we'll, by the way, we're gonna play a little bit of solo, we're gonna play
a little bit of solo, and then we'll do, and then we'll grab some boys, we'll
I'm sorry, I was crossing the gentlemen.
Oh, Merry Christmas.
You filled the animals.
You were the great workmate.
You're phenomenal.
You're loved from Australia.
Oh, thanks, Mr. Matty Doggy!
Yeah!
Wait.
Do Australians even celebrate Christmas?
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
No.
We don't.
We don't.
do they? We hold up. Do people in Australia celebrate Christmas? Yes,
Australians celebrate Christmas, but with a unique summer twist,
incorporating trend traditions like Santa trees and gifts
alongside outdoor activities like beach barbecues, fresh
salads and cold meats in the middle of summer making it a festive mix of classic customs and unique local fair
in the summer
a bunch of freaks over there, but in the summer, a bunch of freaks over there, in the, in the
summer, a bunch of freaks over there. What the hell? And it's supposed to be at the winter
time. That's when Santa Claus comes. When the snow is coming down, when the snow is
are coming down. That's when you're supposed to do it. That's when you're supposed to do it.
It's summer right now in Australia.
What?
What are you?
what? What? Wait, what season is it in Australia? It's currently summer. What? What? You guys,
I'm gonna need a full breakdown. I'm serious. What are we talking about here? What are we guys here?
What are we talking about here? What are we talking about here? What are we talking about here? What is I?
Thought that doesn't make any sense
I know that the earth like does like stuff that's weird for like the top part in the bottom part
But I thought everyone was on the same season at all times. That's how that works
I'll do more research
I'll do I'll do more research later I'll get to the bottom of this for us
I'll get the bottom of this for us. They're doing something weird down there
Something they're plotting something they're doing something weird down there. They're doing something weird down there
They're doing something punch up a bunch of friends. They're doing something weird down there. I'll tell you what I'll tell you
What right now that doesn't make any god damn sense has make any sense at all
I know it's a different climate, but that is a big they should be on the same season that makes no sense
What so ever that makes no sense? We don't we don't call it summer over here just cuz it's hot like it's hot as fuck outside
Oh, it's summer now. That's not what that's not how it works. That's not how that works
That is not how that works
Something weirds going on something weirds going on down there, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it
I'll do some more research and I'll come back. I'll come back tomorrow
I'll tell you guys what's up. I'll tell you what those fucking Australians are plotting
I'll tell you what those guys are up to
No, that's why
Oh
Guys I know where this on an axis, but everybody's I
Obviously there's some peace I'm missing here obviously there's some peace I'm missing here
I thought that everybody called it the same seasons regardless of if it's hot or cold so if a country is hot
They just change the season. That's it
if it's so if it's cold they just call it winter it doesn't matter what time of
the year I just don't have to explain it let's ride
This is Shawnee speaking.
You can wander around until you stumble upon what you need, or you can learn how to recycle
and take matters into your...
Let's ride!
This game is too loud. It is too loud.
A little late. Here is the mission.
Right here gentlemen, here's the mission.
We're going to do a little warm up.
Little warm up. Get the juices flowing.
Get the juices flowing.
Yard of the pirate. We're going to get the juices flowing.
maybe get a couple guns, couple resources for our ventures, and then go ahead and do
to either the questioners or the who's...
Singles, singles, singles.
Shhhhhh!
Oh my god!
Go, go, go!
I got you, Patrick.
I got you.
Oh my god!
There's crankers everywhere with the hell in this guy.
Fuck you sir, fuck you.
Where are you sir?
Ha!
I am sorry son. I need your nutrients, I need your nutrients, I need your nutrients.
I need your resources! I need your resources! I'm poor! Please! I have to do this! I have to do this! I have to do this! I need this more than you!
I need this! I need this!
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
Go, go, go!
Oh, that thing shut the hell up. Oh my God. There should be a timer on those bad boys.
All right, looking pretty good looking pretty good not too shabby of a start for a dog too shabby
Follow me
Get out of here
Another dead person another clue a little bit of goop
Oh
In a cat bed not too savvy
Things might go pretty good today. It's actually a great start
The things are going pretty good for us boys
Things are going pretty good the catman. Well, I've already got the cabinet, but I think it sells these we is it one thousand two thousand
It's one thousand
Big Mac tonight perhaps
Perhaps. I just had a bit of noodles with meat about half an hour ago.
Unless you're feeling quite rejuvenated.
2K? 2K? Alright, good, good, good.
That's good goop, that's good goop. We're gonna keep it.
I know it's late in the round, but let's take a little peep in the control tower.
I'm sure there's more goop to be gotten.
Sorry.
I'm sure there's more goop to be gotten at.
Oop, tower boys, there's more goop to be gotten.
One cage is sold it right now.
Uh, what's it okay?
Get out of here!
It's like a city, it's like a city!
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
I don't know if that guy wanted to kill us.
I don't think he had his gun out whatsoever.
I honestly feel kind of like a piece of shit.
What we must do, what we must do!
Survival of the fittest, boys. Survival of the fittest.
Follow me, crew.
Oh, Mr. Bland, my wabaraki, my wabaraki!
My wabaraki, my shag!
My shag! If you're the Tampines Bland, shag!
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
My, my, my, my!
Hey, yeah, yeah, Mr. Bland, you devious and dog, you devious and dog!
Thank you, my boy, that's very kind of you, brother.
That's who, again, I catch lack of shit for you, Mr. Bland!
On the house.
Bunking in the house.
Please, Mr. Bland, that's very kind of you, brother.
Hope you do it well, big man. Hope you do it well, big man.
Now watch this drive.
Now watch this drive!
But this hood again's got plenty of poop.
This late into the round. This deep into the forest.
What an idiot!
we go
here he is
maybe a goop
maybe a bit
we'll get a workers life
oh
oh she's here she's here
sir
hello hello
I'm here to talk to you about your time at the Skinner District
oh
He's over in the swimming pool.
Did you kill him, man?
He's right here!
He's right here!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, no!
Guys, make sure you got more team members next time.
Your skill is horrible.
You need more team members and solo.
Your skill is horrible.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
Ah, yes, yes!
start of the night. A splendid start of the night. Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
What a sweet life, what a sweet dream. And I believe that first guy was probably part
of their team as well. I think it was relaying information, but no matter it was a mere
warm-up, a mere warm-up, now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty. Now
it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty. I actually cannot believe I lost
that that was my only level four weapon I had.
I was hoping for big come up right there.
I was hoping for big games.
Tech the store, what store?
Did they add new stuff?
Karma, you guys, guys, guys, you can't say karma.
32 minutes into the rain.
Into the stream.
I haven't done anything yet.
Should have got out.
Fuck you, sir. Fuck you, sir. There was more goop to be gotten.
There was more goop to be gotten.
There was more goop to be gotten more goop on the table than tables.
What?
What's in the store, by the way? Do they have new stuff?
Oh, white chicken.
Whoa.
I've already got the black chicken, though.
White chicken?
Black chicken.
Oh, yellow chicken.
White white chicken.
chicken yellow chicken decisions decisions decisions decisions brown
chicken yellow chicken white chicken black chicken very a lot of decisions here
A lot of options here, a lot of options.
Hmm.
Hmm.
A little bit of a mix there, a little bit of a mix there.
Got the mixed chicken.
The brown chicken.
The yellow chicken.
The white chicken and the black chicken.
hmm
You know what I do but I keep I'm gonna oh
We oh yeah, sorry stop ones. I got you. I got you sorry mr.
Sarpons. I forgot to do that my bad my bad my bad
Let me get that for you. Let me get that for you. Let me get that for you big man
Let me get that for you. Let me get that for you
I think I'm gonna keep I think I'm gonna keep the black chicken for now boys
I think I'm gonna keep the black chicken for now just to gain something else cool comes out on the on the store
Here we go, all right, I got you strong, which I paid it, I got you, don't you worry.
I'm going to keep the black one, I'm going to keep the black one.
I think the black one, I think the black one, I think we keep the black one.
We've only got 800 points left.
I say we save it for something really cool up on the market.
Now let's ride.
Is this a new outfit?
Is this a new outfit?
Where?
new outfit new outfit new outfit
Hmm
Is it that one reason the riposte top ride
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
I kind of want that actually I'd like the little the little seal here in the and
the two bunny ears with bombs in them though it's fire good good fed it's
ass but it's a it's cool it's cool he's got the he's got that gold face on
The demon shroud has it peanuts of furry confirmed I power I don't know what
this has to do with being a furry pal this is a very cool looking outfit right
here very fast this is a dashing young man this is a dashing young man with
excellent style. Check the emote.
Sheeeess! Hehehehe. Sheeeess! Now that's something! That's a little something! That's
a little something! About the coolest one on the market! That's a little something!
Wait, I don't have any coins right now. I'll wait to have a bit more coins. I'll
I don't like to have bit more coins.
Now let's ride.
I don't like to have bit more coins.
Huge head hitbox don't use it.
I doubt they changed their hitboxes for their characters.
Is that true?
Do they actually change their character hitboxes?
Because if so, I'm choosing a lady.
Oh, I mean, body type B.
So I mean body type B.
Ahhh!
Paz pea pea!
Paz pea pea, cause...
Paz pea pea, cause...
Ahhh...
Um...
cause...
Ahh...
Oh!
Sorry!
Paz pea pea cools!
And, now, lets wright!
Dort이다
Oh
That's right
I'll look into that I'll look into that which they actually don't change the hitboxes because that's actually big if they do
I'm not I'm not buying that one
Final answer do they change the hitboxes with the outfits yes or no?
No, they don't okay good. Okay good good. Okay. Okay. Okay?
Oh
We have a pharaoh we're gonna die a horrible violent death
We're gonna have to third party out our ass this raid 100% I
Guarantee you the next gentleman I see is gonna have two amigos
He buddied up with it a juking each other off all the tip of spores. It's gonna be a bit of a doozy
I test it they change it for sure
That's a crazy first time child, I don't even know what that means.
Keep your peepers open, boys.
I like to find a sneak attack spot.
Nice rat hole with this pharaoh.
Head on head combat will not work for us.
perceive you got like a kettle or something something cool
mr. Rocking excuse me mr. Rocking excuse me
oh go go go the cake is a suspicious the cake is a suspicious
Oh
The workers are getting frisky today the natives are restless
Well, that was open a clue
someone's gonna be here already guaranteed
Easter silly
in no way that clicker suspicious and me I haven't done nothing get out of here
which why would that door be open down below and nobody up here
That's weird. That's suspicious. Oh! It was reached! I got a clue. Okay, I know where
the school to get is. He's up here, gentlemen! He's up here! Getting group out of the locked
room! That's what he's up to! Oh my god! Hello, sir! I'm going to go back down now.
See you later.
Oh.
Oh, ah!
Stay back demon, stay back!
Oh my god, he's handsome, he's handsome, he's sexy,
he's handsome, he's sexy.
Oh my god, there's two handsome, sexy gentlemen.
Oh my god, run!
Oh, oh!
Not good!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, research.
Oh, we can have.
Cheese.
Take cash and check.
You can't quite catch a word of that really.
Cheese.
Who do I make the check out to?
What do I put on the sent two line?
Oh.
Wait, I think it's those.
hmm heads
they're you right they win we all know we don't dance dance dance dance dance
dammit
excellent rate what a sweet life what a sweet treat what a sweet treat well
No matter, no matter, but another mere warm-up raid.
A small bump on the road to success.
Hope he enjoys that level one furrow, that piece of shit.
Uh, hmm, uh, rigged from the start.
Yeah, guys, does that coin flip even tell you what you get?
I'm pretty certain it doesn't.
Unless they changed it.
Does that coin flip tell you what you get?
No!
He was gonna kill me anyways!
That's right!
He's scared us! He's scared us! He's scammed us!
Love from Iraq, hey? Switch it up a little bit.
Good to see you, good to-
Welcome in, sir! Welcome in, sir! Welcome in!
Welcome in, sir! Welcome in, sir!
One moment, gentlemen. One moment.
Let me choose a new fresh map. That way these dirty stream snipers can't get to us
This one one more free load out just for a quick warm-up
Stop. Stop.
Greetings from Ohio.
You're not tricking me.
No one lives in Ohio, pal.
You're not fooling me.
I'm not an idiot.
Stop yelling.
My kids are sleeping.
It's 7.54 p.m.
Oh, let's...
RIDE!
That's right! To Goop Tower! Go, go, go!
740 here. 155 AM here. Buddy, I don't care what whimsical fairy tale land you live in,
in a real man's world at 7.55 p.m.
That's the real time.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, thanks, Mr. Patterson.
BC's my boy, BC's my boy.
It's very kind of you, brother.
It's very kind of you.
Play with Tiefu.
Is Tiefu playing right now?
I actually don't have anybody I'm playing with today.
Honestly, I'm telling you guys,
I woke up like 30 minutes before the stream,
ate some noodles.
I don't even know what fucking plan I'm on right now.
I just woke up.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm going in here and getting my ass pounded
by every big, brawling gentleman I run into,
except for that first man that didn't have a weapon.
That's about it.
That's about it.
Is he if you want?
Is he if you want?
This is cozy.
I did, but he's out responding.
He's probably out drinking in a gamblin
Or the 8 p.m. Tuesday. Yeah, he's probably drinking gambling. He's probably drinking in gambling if I think yes
If you was with hands, they have a third or do they do they need a third? Oh
Take that
Oh my god
Oh
Stay back even oh
Perfect, what a sweet delight oh
Oh, you like that how you like that you like that about this place here. Oh, oh you want some more do you want some more do you
What an idiot
You're in my house now, pussy! You're in my house now!
Gotcha.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Oh my God. What are you doing? Are you shooting me? Are you trying to...
Get out of here!
I can't understand a damn thing you're saying.
Oh, Clankers, Clankers!
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Gotcha.
He's got goop.
I need to goop this guy. He's got good goop. He's got good goop.
Go my guard up. Don't be a punk.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir.
just to confirm before we continue playing together you're actually 40 years old
using a voice changer correct okay good all right just this double-check it
double-check it okay let's we got to get the group tower let me do a quick
Headset readjustment.
Okay.
Here we go.
Certified headset readjustment moment.
Follow me, clue.
Keefeu is ready.
Hold up now, hold up.
I've got, we've got the ball rolling here.
We could, could group this raid.
Hey, wouldn't you say, take my, my headset off.
No, you're gonna, I had to change my voice changer outside.
So, like for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be good.
That you sound like you've got third grade math class tomorrow coming right up on Wednesday
We'll figure that up here we'll figure that up here. We'll go ahead and switch it on up up here
Oh a dead person a crew
Go ahead go ahead. We'll take a little peep at that real quick her chance her chance
You bitty goop
In that teeth you know that I'm gonna I'm gonna play out this read and then I'll on text him on text him on his stream
I don't know I kind of want to play solo for a bit. Maybe I'll play later shit. I don't know. Oh my god
Hey fuck it we'll play with them we'll play with them
To the top of Goop Tower!
I don't understand a damn thing you're saying, sir.
Actually, you know what, fuck it, we'll play with, we'll play with Mississippi, we'll play with Mississippi, that's fine.
That's fine, yeah, we'll do that, we'll do that.
a little bit more goop oh there's two dingles down here two dingles two kind of two dingles
You can press escape and then go settings and then go audio
I don't know. Audio.
Let's see. Audio.
And then reader voice heard by
and then turn that to off.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Turn that off. Oh, I see.
Okay, can you do better now?
What did I say, boys?
What did I say?
Every nine-year-old kid in this game
is actually secretly a 40-year-old man.
to you now you sounded good sounding good you're sounding good let's ride what
did I say boys what did I tell you what did I tell you I knew it okay well I
don't feel too good all righty then oh my god oh thank you sir thank you sir
Oh, Mr. Crouch! Mr. Crouch!
Got him!
Where are all the hooligans at? I'm trying to get the blast in!
That's what I said! Where are the hooligans at?
We gotta kill him!
I hear some shots in the east! Let's hit it!
oh my god we have three mr. Krabs posted up on the block as we speak fuck
those guys have anything I gotta grab this gentleman's kettle down here
who take us to the North West as well another clue you yet we want
yeah oh wait close he wants to play said we're now we're in a pickle I will
You'll play with T.V. and...
Ah, shit, he wants to get on 30 minutes, damn it.
Only we're doing it for a couple of raids.
We're doing it for a couple of raids.
Oh, shit!
Follow me, Poo.
I heard the Rock and Tears somewhere over yonder.
Oh, there they are!
What's that?
What's that?
Did you see them over there?
Do you see that?
They're right behind that...
What's up, sir?
That...
Who's he watching?
Over there.
By the...
Digimabob.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's trying to get away.
Got him on good like.
Shut up, Hammond!
Ooh, nice shot!
Oh his buddy's coming out as a mego!
It's a mego, it's a mego!
GOOOOOOOD!
Lock him.
This guy's good.
This guy's good.
Jump shot!
He's way under, he's way under!
Don't touch!
You lucky bastard!
Don't touch!
No way!
No way!
In first time too!
Oh hello sir hello I want you to know that this is personal and I just need
your clue. Well we're about to make one right here. Grab the camera chair. Godspeed sir! Godspeed!
We've got to kill him. We've got to kill him. Let's get a little bit of goopy that we'll
go. Goop, goop, goop. This guy was packing. This guy was packing. This guy.
Let's get him, let's get him.
Go, go, go, go!
George!
There he is!
Oh!
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
Oh
Well, well, you can't win them all you can't you can't win them all hi can't win them all
Yeah, we could go take a little gender little get it never hurt anyone
What the hell is another one?
Who the hell is that guy?
Get him!
Oh, Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly trying to escape our clutches, are you?
Ah, Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly.
A parting gift.
A parting gift for you.
A parting gift for you, sir.
Take these for your travels! Take these on your travels!
Hoot hoot hoot!
There we go again.
Oh, this guy was packing too!
Oh my goodness!
Who the hell is packing?
Give me that.
Oh
Let's
Back to Spain! Godspeed on all your ventures sir! Godspeed!
Hello, head up!
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
Yeah, not too savvy, boy, not too savvy.
That's good. Goopin', Snaphook,
Angled grip to blueprint volcano one and we got one of our rusted gears
That's good group and
If you guys do we go
See now I'm in it now. I'm in a predicament. Oh
Close he was watching close. He was watching
Okay, so now I'm in a predicament do we play solo
Do we play with teeth you and Hamlin's or do we play with cloaksie? That's the question
That's the question. What that's the question. Hmm.
Cooksy every day. I do like folksy. And folksy is a pretty cool guy. Now he has a
bit of trouble staying with the team leader but honestly any good friend
can look past a fault like that. Any good friend can look past a fault like
that. Hmm. All right. You know what then? Mods, KR, would you mind letting Mr.
T.F.U. and Hamlin's know those kind gentlemen that will play another day. We'll play another
day. We'll hit the space support. We'll hit the blue gate. We'll hit the battlegrounds
another day. We'll hit it another day. We'll hit it another day. All of us together. All
of us together. I'm going to play some solos while I wait for Mr. Cloaksey and
And then we'll run it.
Mm-hmm.
Here we go.
Alright.
Why does he play with myth no more?
Because I hate him, of course, because I hate him.
And just to answer anyone's questions, anyone who I don't play with for more than one
week no one day I hate write that down write that down anyone that I don't play
with for more than one day I hate them I hate them and I never want to play with
them again just for anybody asking any other because I know we got a lot of
questions out there like I'm gonna gotta gotta clear that up quick well
coax you we play with yesterday's we don't hate him yet you gotta wait for
the clock strikes midnight. Then we hate him. Yeah, don't you write it down, write it down.
Of course, I also hate that guy. Never want to pay with the beginning. Of course. Of
course. You write it down, write it down.
Let me take a look at my group. Was how many Western gears do we need? Wait, I don't
even need Western gears. Was that an expedition thing? Because why do we need
What's the deal again?
Wait, what?
Oh, you do workbench workbench.
Oh yeah, good thinking.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
I remember now.
I remember now.
I'm not selling this blueprint, by the way.
That was an accident yesterday.
That was an accident yesterday.
We're learning it.
We're learning it.
Sell these bad boys, put this snap hook away.
I think I'm gonna put this anvil away bring the kettle in put that away this way
But that way put this way then we'll put that away like you do
Put these over yonder trade it out for a green triangle from mr. Sine
The sexiest trader in the West. Let me tell you let me tell you a generous lover and
Someone you can cuddle with after his city
Smooth skin is one to behold after that
Let's put the green triangle on repair this bad boy grab a tad more light ammo for mr. Chicken, of course
Like it do
Then
We ride
He's mad. No, he's not. No, he's not. No, he's not
Hamlin is livid.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Now let's...
RIDE!
RIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH DUCKET!
Oh...
We got the fresh 6 mili.
To moment, gentlemen.
Well, Hutt said you're his hero.
That's weird.
I thought it would have been like Lizzo or Gorak the Destroyer.
No, that's right.
That's right!
What's your favorite drink at the moment, Peanut?
Well, I have a soft spot.
Oh, a voodoo range, of course.
It's exotic.
It's exotic.
It gets where you want to go.
The taste is just right.
It's crisp, and it's a good price.
But these last couple weeks,
I've been grabbing anything out of my pantry
with alcoholic content,
because I hate leaving my house.
Mm-hmm
Like cooking wine yes one or two times with cooking wine honestly never again
Never again the cooking wine doesn't even do it for me. It doesn't even make me into my
I drink because I'm having fun with my boys, you boys, and coaxing them, but cooking wine
doesn't even do it for me.
Makes me sad.
Makes me depressed.
Cooking wine sucks.
Cooking wine sucks.
Cooking wine's horrible.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Two tier three buckets for you?
Stay still, I'm almost done.
Oh Mr. Shaggy, Mr. Weaver, my one-fifth, my one-good man, good, oh man!
Who's that?
Do a tangle run on top of us?
OH SHIT!
You!
That was a close one.
There's a tangle somewhere nearby, boys.
We're going to sneak up on him.
while he's doing that firing at the robot who covered the sound.
You don't hear this, you don't hear this.
Look.
The turkey?
What?
What?
What?
Speak, man, speak!
Speaks man, speak!
You don't want any of this, pal. I'm at maximum power.
Where's your Amigo at? Where's your Amigo at? Where's your boyfriend at?
get out of here fucking fucking eat my shit eat my poopy my shit where's your
boy friend at where's your boy friend at Bastard
Oh, BAMBAM, I have�
He's a dig
He went to the rest of my businesses, lad
He went, just come down here, come down here, I'll revive you, come down here
John, jump, jump, I'll revive you, jump
Austin jump I'll revive you jump
Austin oh my god, Austin you piece of shit
They want our group, they want our California.
And I'm dead.
All right, sir, sir, tell Austin he is the dumbest motherfucker on this planet.
Austin, fuck you, eat my, oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, Austin, great to see you again.
I was just up there with you and then I came down here for a second.
Yeah, I mean Austin good to see you get Austin. Good. What?
Yeah, good thing we got that clean up boys. Let's go ahead and get some group up
Let's head on up boys. There's more goop to be gotten
You can't forget about the 50% team leader tax now, can we boys with these are nice
Well, these are these are nice
These are nice. Ah, he was a free kid
This is a free kid gentlemen just another free kid
everybody always run around these freaks out here can never get the good
group you know what I'm saying I said yeah you don't say you don't say you
don't say it we don't should go
Oh, Austin needs our help!
Go, go, go!
Stand back boys!
Get his ass!
Well, he's so fast I can't shoot!
Okay, actually, wow, holy shit.
Holy...
It's a teabag, mate! My water gets me left, my boy! Shit!
I must have done with the temperature teabag! Shit!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! My man, my man!
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Thank you, Mr. Teabag! You did not have to do that, brother.
You did not have to do that, my boy. That's very kind of you, brother.
That's very kind of you, big man. That's very kind of you.
Oh, that's very kind of you, brother. That's very kind of you.
Imagine dubbing the tap from his deep-aid voice.
Oh, thank you, brother. That's very kind of you. That's very kind of you.
Oh, next who will again I get is just for you, Mr. Deep-Aid, on the house.
The Bungulator house.
Good work out there, boys. Made light work of that Rufian.
Rufian, where are you?
Pfft. Didn't stay in a tent to get to our raw firepower.
Do you need to get to the bar?
Yes, I do. Take that! And a little bit of that!
Gotcha.
There you go. Hit it. I don't need it.
Oh, yeah, let me go take a little peek.
How many of those do we need? I forgot, boys. How many of those do we need?
Four, I think.
Oh, gosh, you gotcha. Okay.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd the... where'd the Corgo?
Who the hell is...
Wait. Who the hell is that guy?
Oh, well hold on now.
Welcome to the team sir. Welcome to the team
Welcome to the team sir. Welcome to the team
That is perceived gentlemen, let us proceed
Thank you, thank you
Well, we heard some blasted out here to the southeast to be not
Let's kill them
Where?
Oh, Clanker, Clanker!
It's got a bohubit boys, it's got a bohubit!
Gotcha.
Oh, a clue.
Oh, he's been... he's been ransacked.
that hooligan overtesting an ex has all his goop!
I can't get a car.
That's your goop, boys!
Now you're gonna have it!
It was close to us a million years ago!
Why is my guy so fucking fast?!
Oh nice work boys nice work
I
Do you fat cuz you're fat guys, I am not that fat they think deep state lie
Well, it's hot this who to get down oh get him get him. It was just guy
Get him boys get him!
Get him haven't!
Turn around!
Go back, go back!
I've got an idea boys, too much go that way, too much go the other way.
You bald guy, you're with me.
Yeah, it's wide
Locking is who you can get one for longer
You see a boy
Where'd he go
Get his ass
Fuck his ass
good to hear that they could for the status update sir
oh he's a quick little bugger he's a quick little bugger he's on the move
he's running he is running yeah how's he so fast he's like leopard he's like
be that one do we know where he went past here no idea
You drop you drop you drop you drop. Yeah, you know how do you know?
There he is boys get him
Where'd he go?
These guys are a loser.
There he is!
There he is!
What the hell?
Where did he go?
This is what I think we just give him the win. I think he's earned it. I think he's earned it.
I think he's earned this one. I think he deserves this one.
Where the hell is he at?
Oh, there he is!
Got him!
Disrespect him, disrespect him, disrespect him!
Disrespect him, disrespect him, disrespect him!
Oh, did you guys have fun?
Get out of here, Klaka!
He was poor, that was all for nothing!
For he was homeless!
stupid robot pussy excellent word gentlemen excellent work now it's time we
take our leave it's time we take our leave we have sucked the nutrients from
this land it has nothing left to offer
Oh come on up the water's fine
Who the hell is that guy?
Good work team good work
Little bit of mmm
And that guy was
That guy was that guy was potting something he was evil you can tell he was evil. Oh
Where where
Get a boy
George
Oh, got him a little bit.
Got him!
What's wrong?
You can't beat a 1v4 pussy.
Take that!
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, hold up now.
You can't forgive the 50% team.
Need a tax.
One moment, boys.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
50% team need a tax one moment boys
What he got
All right lunch
this is going pretty good. This is going pretty good.
Come on boys, make haste, make haste!
Really?
He's got a good goop?
He's got a little peep.
He's got a little peep.
Oh, he's got some phintenol!
Score!
Oh, what the hell was that?
You just drop kicked me?
Uh, what?
What?
What was that?
what was that? The guy is cheating a new hack. He fisted you. Yeah, it looked like he was finishing
himself if we were on the ground or something. It's a new cheat, new hack. Are you certain?
Are you guys, are you just making this up? Because I know how you guys like to just pull
stuff on your ass is that actually a new cheat are we all just did one guy say it
now everyone else is saying it let me check let me take the profiles let me
take the profiles let me take a little peep let me take a little peep let me
take a does anybody know what that guy's name was well who was that man who was
that man
Watch it back. Let me see. Let me see. Let me take a little peek. Let me take a little peek.
What was that? What the dingle? What what the dingle happened there?
You seem to have finished the software. We were still on top.
You got this. Come on.
Oh, he's got some fidget all. Oh my god, that is not a shit
He's
He actually did punch me
He actually gave me the mind hook
What the hell was that you just drop kick me
Fucking punch fucking punch guys. Are you sure that's
Is it a cheat or a glitch is it a cheater good because if it's a if it's a glitch I'm
Trying to abuse that to have an advantage of another place. What how do you do that?
Oh
See who down to you good to get it good to get it
Bald grape doesn't sound right
This is how right at all yeah, we
Oh
This one this one. Oh, yeah, let me keep you. Let me keep you behind my screen in case it does something weird
No, he looks pretty legit he looks you were low HP sir guys guys we are not deciphering
whether or not I was low HP that's not even a function in the game that's not even a function
in the game gentlemen that's not even a function in the game what he did is not even a thing
you can't do.
The punch glitch in awkwardness is actually a severe exploit or hack, not a standard game
mechanic allowing cheaters to instantly down 4 health players with a single super punch
by interrupting animations and using finishing moves leading to immediate bans by the developers
Related exploits like animation cancels example for weapons exist and risk bams, too
Okay, that's that okay, honestly, I thought you had something there that is obviously chat GPT just making shit up
That is just chat GPT making shit up
That's that's what that's what that is that's what that is right there. That's that's the problem with the AI boys
That's the problem with the AI nobody can tell you can ask it a simple question
Like how many cards are in a dick and it will with a straight face and
Paragraphs of proof articles peer review articles linked to it will tell you 53 cards
It will tell you 53 cards and when you tell it that it's wrong
It will give you 14 more peer-reviewed studies that say it's right. That's the problem with AI
That's what you that's what that is
It is 53 though
Wait, I thought it was 52.
Oh, wait.
How many cards are in a deck?
1ARE equals 155,000 square inches.
I don't know what that means.
Yeah, 52! 52!
Dyer!
They say like force-climax!
It's 52, I do it!
52 plus the Joker? Oh my God, when you shut up, pal, there could be like two Jokers in it.
We're not counting the Jokers.
The Jokers.
You're the Joker. You're the Joker.
That's 52, pal. The Jokers don't count.
Well, at least you got a little bit of group.
Excellent raid, little bit of excellent raid.
Oh, oh, Mr. Burr, Mr. Swin, Mr. Non-Pass, Mr. Floater,
my my my boys, good man, good ah, man!
And Mr. Lobby, my my boys, good man, good ah, man!
And Mr. Niko, my my boys, good man, good ah, man!
good. Good. I let me do is good. I let me die. Thank you boys. Thank you. I appreciate
you brother. Not just for today but all the support and give the stream. I appreciate
you brother. Hope you do it well. Big man. Hope you do it well. Big man. Thank you brother.
It's a great time. It's a great time. Yeah. The Peter star fortune sickest fault. Do
I still have a God mind? I'm trying to get those honestly. Did I tell you? Would
I tell you? Was I tell you that they're doing? Wait, why am I still in here? They're
They're doing the first 20 peanut starforge computers are coming with a founders edition
Which I don't really know what that means, but it like I know that's pretty cool for PC enthusiasts
I ordered two, but I didn't want the founders editions. I wanted to make sure you guys got them
So I just got the regulars. I just got the regulars. I don't really know what the big deal is with founders editions
I just know that a lot of people always try to get them
So I went ahead and told him to put two regular ones in there so you guys can have the rest
You give me a dime.
Cloaksy's ready?
Really?
Oh, yo, he is, he is.
We grab this to Cloxy real quick, one moment boys.
Cloxy!
Cloxy, how you doing?
Dude, I had my alarm set to like eight
and then I pressed news eight
and then I'm like wait, it's eight.
I'm gonna, yeah, I meant to set it to seven
But I said to eight and I saw that was eight and I'm like wait. I'm an hour late
Early breakage the worm that's my fault
I saw a bunch of people were mad I promise you I do not give a fuck if you want to go play with Hams and
Turner uh
No
If you had plans with them, I don't want to like throw something in the fucking yeah
You piece of actual shit. How do you see I don't want to go over here
I don't want to throw it right to the dare you if you have no, no, I see it listen to me listen to me
Listen me the reason I'm I
If I go over there, I've never met T few before and I've only played with Hammond's like twice
I can't verbally abuse them like I do you they'll think I'm weird
Okay, what I said I can't verbally abuse them because I don't know them that well they'll think I'm weird
you are fucking weird no I'm not I'm very cool I'm very cool a lot of people
think I'm cool is that why actually never month never mind never mind that
one's staying in the tank that was deep inside keep that one on the frifty flap
deep inside just like your dad all right all right okay all right yeah if you
If you had if you had plans, I yeah, you know, no, no, no, I didn't have plans
It was really just a one-off thing. I was on spaceport
They said if you wanted to play us and I'm in because you went responding and then
You responded like as soon as they said that they wanted to play and I was like, you know what?
We'll join another day. We'll join another day. Yeah, that's my boss
I said that I said they learn for exactly eight and I'm like fuck. I'm late
Well, is it I'm sure TV is a really great guy. I would have it
But the first time I play with people I have to be like all weird
I gotta make sure that like I can make jokes about having sex with their dad
You gotta like feel it out for like four out you know Tom out
You're like feeling out like four out you got you gotta wonder how deep you can go
Before they get pissed to you and Tom on mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta feel it out
You can get deep
Like like for instance is T. Fuse dad dead
No
All right one mystery solved right there one mystery solved right there. Look at that
Look at that, one mystery solved right there.
Ooh, we're making progress, we're making progress.
We're making progress called First Impression.
Made she hard.
Are you in the game right now, are you ready to go?
I'm homeless, but I got cash.
I was cashier.
I have 1.4 mil.
Well, well, I've got 1.5 so I mean honestly if you're gonna flex if you're gonna flex make sure you got you got your money in
Yeah, I guess we're just both up. I guess we're both up. I guess we're both up. Okay perfect wait that's sick. Yeah, I know good good
That's good to hear. That's good to hear
Okay, it's all the same but what if we what are you what are you doing on the green side?
Okay, so you want the PvP talent so you want PvP all the way
I I I want to ruin as many people's days as possible as
Possible it is not about the wins the quests the goop
I want to make some single dad with two hours to play after work die
Okay, the game was in the game. What do you want? Do you want turtle crawl or no turtle crawl?
What's turtle crawl? What is that? That's the one that makes it so like
You don't die when you're down like it takes so long to kill you when you're down
So you can't get there said but I don't like playing around that but people love it
Mmm. Yeah, I'd be down for that. I'd be down for that. I'd be down for that
Okay, I got you
Well, that's me chill. I'm talking to you
I'm talking to you
I'm outfitting my skill tree just for you pal just for you
You know, you probably need it. You probably need that. Yeah, I know keeping you know
I'm gonna give you a hundred jobs.
Eddie?
Is that cool?
Baby girl.
What's your name?
Let me talk to ya.
Let me buy you a drink.
Artie Paid.
You know me.
Convict music.
Nappy boy.
Ooh.
Eee.
You know that's
You know that's that's T-Pain you know that song yeah, yeah, that's he paid that's T-Pain
Nappy boy
That's my favorite part about that
Is the one you T-Pain join the discord? Oh
I mean I haven't practiced in close. See come on. You flatter me. You flatter me. I haven't guys guys
You know you're the best thing I've ever heard peanut. Oh my god voice of an angel guys
Guys, seriously guys, let's focus on the game.
The real artist is T-Pain.
I don't think anyone has said that.
Literally everybody's saying it.
Literally I don't see a single chat that isn't talking about
a beautiful mic.
Yes, thank you gentlemen.
Thank you gentlemen.
Guys, I won't have your babies, guys.
Come on, please.
I know my voice is immaculant.
I know it really is the voice of an angel, the
right tune, the right vibrato.
But in reality, the real artist that sings that song is T-Pain, not me.
Not me.
I didn't come up with the lyrics.
I didn't come up with the lyrics.
No one has said that.
Literally everyone's saying that.
Literally everyone's.
Literally.
On-core.
Why is everybody talking on-core?
What the hell?
Well, I guess if that's what the people want, baby girl, what is your name?
Let me talk her to you. Let me buy you a drink.
I'm cheap. Hey, you know me. Convict music.
Dobby boy. Woo-wee.
Dude, that sounds like nails on a fucking...
On call again, baby girl. What's your name?
Let me talk her to you. Let me buy you a drink.
you know me. music now.
guys, no more on course guys.
please, guys, please. I have to
let my voice rest. I have to
let my voice rest. I appreciate
that you guys want to be another
on but I've got to let my voice
rest. Everybody, everybody
actually, actually, I'm going
to go this time. I don't
Hand it all the other time, hand it all the other time!
Hmm.
Wait, alright, I've got one point.
Where am I putting it?
Where am I putting it?
Look at my skill tree.
Where am I putting this, Zed?
Okay.
I was thinking I go for these ones.
The loaded arms.
So I was thinking I go one in here
and then go towards the unburdened roll.
So this, look at the tree.
I mean, I can set it down.
Let me look.
You should have five.
You should have one, if you're doing the turtle crawl,
you should have one in gentle pressure,
five in a proficient prior.
That?
Wait, wait, I forgot to listen to what you're saying.
Okay, are you doing conditioning first?
I don't know what that means.
Well, bottom left, he says conditioning.
It's the green tree.
Dude, I have a skill point.
Where do I put it?
Come on, she stopped jerking my bag.
Okay, do not put any in gentle pressure.
You already have one if I put five in proficient prior.
The one above gentle pressure.
Time!
Oh, I've got one more skill point.
Where do I put it?
Okay, prior again, prior.
Reaching doors and containers takes less time?
Fuck, no, that's horrible.
It's not horrible at all.
That's the worst.
What about fight or flight?
Well, that might be.
You put one in Blastborn and five in
You do both.
I'll be honest, our stamina is going to be so low right now.
Fight or flight is not really a matter of much.
We say every single trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Horrible.
No one say that.
I'm scared to get it.
Coach he's an idiot.
Coach he's a dumbass.
No.
I'm scared to get it.
I'm scared to get it.
I'm scared to get it.
I'm scared to get it.
I'm scared to get it.
Close he's a dumbass no one it I hate closey closey fuck you dude
Oh, see I hate me so much. What is up? No one so you die in game of course what?
Yeah, what what the hell no?
Wait, are you sure this is the right way to go with the tree?
Yes, that's the you you said you're going you want turtle crawl and loaded arms correct?
Yeah
What's turtle crawl? Oh?
Oh, I see it. Okay. I see it.
That's no wine.
That's a turtle-
I'm just trying to learn, Cluxy.
Don't you get upset with me?
You're right. I forgot you rode the short bus.
I got a pop-story.
It's the cool one.
It gets to arrive first in the morning
and leave last at the night time.
Oh...
The night?
Uh...
Turtle...
I sent it to you on Discord.
You can just copy that.
and you have five extra talents that you can put anywhere you want.
I wish you'd just give me the words turtle crawl.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna do that one. Okay.
All right, done is done. Done and done.
Now let's run.
This is the one I'm done.
Yeah, I see, I see your skill tree. I see your skill tree.
Yeah, so the turtle crawl and then the mines gonna be the bottom one.
I don't know what that means.
There's is the whole skill she used to be the whole skill tree
Why would yours only be the bottom of the skill tree? Okay, you would invite me you invite me okay?
Okay, I've got a taxi. He's been maxing every set every single
Who taxi yeah, taxi he's been maxing and testing every single front. He's a sweat
He's like testing every single ability. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, he's one of those bitchless people
I just copy him then.
Yes, he's like putting one in one point to seeing how much it does, and then two, and
then testing it, and then three, and then testing it, and all of that to five, and then resetting.
Oh.
Dude, that's smart.
That's a smart idea.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Well, unfortunately, I like women and have friends, so I'll let him handle that.
But I'll copy his skill tree.
Are you going to copy his skill tree?
So I have a different, that's the, I'm not doing turtle crawl, I'm doing the other one.
I'm doing the PvP talents one.
Oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, now, okay, now I'm just making sense.
The bottom one is buying it, the top one is taking it, it's really fucking good.
Yeah, I'm listening, I'm listening.
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
I'm also going security breach and testing for money.
I'm going either of those right now.
That's it. Okay. Hold up. I should have switched the map. I switched the map. We're going here. We're going here instead.
By the way, I don't know if you saw that last raid, but you see that guy use a cheat on me?
I don't know. Is that a cheater? Was that an exploit?
Well, I think it's an exploit because I checked the Stephen count. He was on the 46th and he had it all decked out.
But he was, he Falcon punched me. The same punch that you do to finish a man off while he's crawling on his
knees and on the ground he did coax he's
stay focused he did that to me while I
wasn't on the ground come on yeah I've
I've only seen cheaters do that
I've only seen cheaters do that but if
that guy has like a really good scene
account then I don't know and he was
also the precede skin too I think it
might just be a thing for so many hours
you see good shit wasn't everything you
wisdom to be? Oh, let's ride!
I have a lot of kids in. I brought a kid in. I brought a kid in. I brought a kid in. I've
about an envelope of the kettle for you can't say you brought a kid in when you
have a green or more that's the green armor is the new blue armor haven't
you heard oh yeah by the way here I have like fifty three four the jobs I
bring in the shit damn it was too big a happy holiday good sir happy holidays
Oh, thank you, boy.
Thank you to your mothers.
Can we stay closer?
Can we stay?
I have, like, 54 C4.
Holy shit.
I forgot to bring an A in.
What if we grab some walls and we go down to the blue gate,
bunker, right attack room, and turn that bitch into Naga Taki?
I mean, technically, I think I have, like, 50 walls.
I could craft.
Well, yeah, the matter.
I think I think I actually have like 50 walls like a craft
Yeah
This click of looking out of the way I
Think that you were quick right around right right side roundabout come up
like a little twist on it
Yeah, you know those freaks over in the UK, call them turnabouts?
What? They also eat beans on toast.
You can't trust them.
I'm serious. I'm serious.
I know. I know. They call roundabouts turnabouts.
But like, it's even worse than you think.
Because think about it like this. Imagine if you were in the UK, they would say,
Oh, they were going on the turnabout.
That's what they call them.
They're little circles in the road where everybody's going in a circle.
Yeah? No they do not. Fake news, no we don't.
Trying to cover up the truth.
I forgot, thanks.
Thank you, thank you sir. Thank you sir, thank you sir.
My people, my people, they're free. Thank you sir, you've got a great service.
Also there's no way beans on toast is good.
is good that's what I'm saying I already I've already went over this the beans on
toast I have two reasons one number one listen to me there's two explanations
number one either they are poor as shit over there and they can't afford anything
other than beans and toast or B they are not like the canned beans that we've
got at Walmart and Target they've got some fucking three magical grower bean
stock beams that they put on those pieces of toast one of the two and I
haven't figured it out yet it's one of the two there one of the two no idea
which one it is though but something's up something's up I just think it's
nasty something's up something's up it's bold
I guess it's all done this week.
GAAAHHH
Okay, again. Oh, I was a rattler.
Wait, you want to keep my kettle?
No, no, no.
Huh?
Come on.
One day, I'm dead. One day, I'm dead.
But I cracked him.
He's cracked, and you're close.
One's the left side, too.
Watch out.
He needed you?
Oh you miss push man
He's going right he's going right. Oh, this way hit me. Oh, yeah, he's still behind me. He's still behind. He's still behind me.
That's another team, that's the other team.
Go, go, go on the right.
Back to the coast, back to the coast.
Bokem, pokem, pokem, pokem, pokem.
Charge!
Yeah, run it, run it.
What?
No way.
That guy's good.
That guy is good.
You push it out.
You push it out.
Right here.
No way.
Good work, folksy.
Rattler.
Gotcha.
R.C. I think I lost that fight because that guy was cheating.
Oh
Yeah
Actually, I think I think I lost that fight because that guy was cheating and hacking and she's having as well
I agree. Next next fight should go much better
One moment
Oh kind of hit there. Wait a minute. Did you open the door?
I shot the door. Okay
Okay, this guy had two bends on him
Yeah, and a friend of gate. Oh, we decided this kind of to it day. Yeah, we get the fuck out of here
You just give the rest of the group. It's gonna work. I'm just a boy. Oh
Oh, yeah, but he needed to
Jealous leave. Oh, let's
Get the fuck out of here. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing really good
We'll keep this extra key on her.
Oh, McCree.
Oh, she has three bobcats.
I...PETA!
What?!
You have to stop listening to the guys that say I have bobcats!
Well, do you or not?
I have zero bobcats.
We just killed two guys with penitents.
I do not have any Bobcats.
Oh my God.
That's exactly what a guy with three Bobcats might say in a similar situation.
I do not believe you.
I don't believe you, Coxe. I don't believe you.
Your wizard tricks won't work on me, wizard.
Of course I'm dead. I fuck him.
It doesn't even make any sense, Cozy. That doesn't make any sense.
I know. I just wanted to say I fucking had.
Go ahead. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Oh, it's Valiant. Very bold.
Who's that?
Maybe there's tango to the church.
We need this group.
We could have more groups, though.
Oh!
We know where he hit the 180 trick shot on me on the way down.
He's out.
I hear something.
Oh wait, right there, right there!
He's here, he's here!
Yeah, we just leave.
We're gonna get rolled up on.
We got 100% this.
Oh wait, under us!
Get your shell!
Got him, he's out!
Yeah, we got him.
Hold up, let me just move this guy's day first before we leave.
Okay, nice.
Hold up, wait, hold up!
this guy must suffer this guy must suffer this guy had to suffer okay he's
dead what we get so mad about people just on the hill first of us
nah he was he was looking at me weird he was trying to get me
excellent range of that excellent raid another single dab down go see another
single dab down gotcha one moment clue they shot us first he's yes you did
shoot us first didn't he I think that was the hornet
I want to hit same thing same thing same same for different we're just we need to do the semantics right now
We need to do the semantics
One moment
That was a good rate. Yeah, that was a good rate. I got a lot of cool. Mm-hmm me to be two
Here we go, okay, I'm good to go that's right
I got three walls there too.
Ooh, that'll be perfect for the run attack later.
See that little bomb?
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
What's jicking up Mr. Peter just a little T goes to give you one quick
second every one quick second and you want a quick second oh yeah I'm gonna
give you a quick I sounds good yeah give me one yeah give me one quick
Give me one quick second.
Okay, take it down, take it down.
Give me one quick second, one quick second here.
Give me one quick second.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh
Yeah, kick guys nothing there's nothing mods can do about that kick has a horrible
Bot detection system. That's a bot. That's a that's a that's a guy that uses a bunch of bots
I'm sorry about that boys. I'm sorry about that just some loser just some loser just some loser
There's nothing the mods can do about that. They've got like
thousands and thousands of bots just just for for future reference though. I've I've been actually working with a
be a strategy. Whatever you do
when something like that happens again, don't type what he types, and I'll handle it.
I'll handle it. I've got a plan in place. Bet you won't do that same thing again, buddy.
Bet you won't do that same thing again. Bet you still watching. Bet you won't do that
same thing again. I'm ready for you this time. Bet you won't do it again.
Bet you won't do it again. Go ahead. Do it again. Go ahead. Do it again. Go ahead.
What a coach that he was doing was he put up a mojito?
I wish what happened just nothing, the kicks, the coach usually want kick as well.
Yeah.
They have such a horrible bot detection.
Yep.
Yep.
It's five.
Yeah.
It's the worst.
It's the worst.
It is the worst.
Hmm
Maybe one
Me one quick second we one quick second here
We see here we one quick second here one quick second the type pops subscribers, right and turn off we say
That's what?
Subscribers just so they're not spamming
Oh, well you could do that
I didn't know that I didn't know that I didn't know that you be one be one quick
second I've got a new system I'm I'm I'm new to it I'm new to it I'm new to it
oh there we go oh no all of us accounts got it once no oh no oh my goodness oh
All of his accounts all be all gone at once. Oh, no
No, oh man that sucks. Well better luck next time
All right. All right. Here we go. All right. Uh, okay, you know who the fuck that is
Hey, what's what a person?
What person?
They were spamming
I I
Honestly, I can't tell you how the system works, but I can't tell you how the system works,
right?
Look at the whole message.
I just saw one word, and then I got them, and then I got them.
I figured out a way to ban all the accounts.
You know, kick bots, they do like a thousand different accounts.
I figured out how to target all thousand different accounts all at once and ban them
all at once without risking any bungulaters.
As long as you are not saying the same message, do not say the same message.
Hmm. All right, here we go.
Yeah, don't take the same message.
Yeah, don't take the same message or that my sister will get you too.
It'll get you too. It'll get you too.
I was going to be on at six or seven tonight.
Now I'm typing, quote, same message.
Perfect. Guys, I'm not even talking about twins.
Hmm.
See what should we talk about guys guys? I'm talking about kick. I'm not talking about you do more twins
Not good now my entire time six six seven. Thanks for that folks. He thinks that you screwed my chat for the next half hour
Ready up it's time to get the goop
They're big goop
Was that the first way together, huh? Well, I'm telling you we are we are killing it already
I bet you we could get to a million space dollars tonight
Wait, I thought you said you're at 1.4
I mean two million space dollars tonight
Oh
I'm taking my
Are you another free kid? Oh, no, no, this is a rattler for I never had a free kid
I just have a lot of rattler for rattler. It's a horrible gun. We're gonna die
Good we didn't die last time
Shea good boy good boy
Love your face. I can't change a man
Yes sir!
Ewww yeah!
We should be placing Pia to be a no!
No they're gonna hear beep beep beep beep!
You can think of it!
Wait wait!
Do you want three?
I have six!
Don't mind if I do!
Diving four sides?
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir!
Don't mind if I do!
I can't wait to be a piece of shit!
Hooray!
We have to keep complaining about C4, though, after this raid, when other people use it against us.
Oh, we will, trust me.
Good, good, good.
Come full circle.
You pop a fresh six milli.
I can tell it's about to get a little crazy in here.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. 27.
Don't make those crazy.
I can hear them on the approach.
They're killing clankers.
Honestly, I don't know if Six Millie Delights are doing it for me.
Think about upgrading the math.
Oh, shit!
I'm telling you, that would make you more focused on the game too!
You know how you just like, you never let your friends drink alone?
I've got a couple extra crack rocks just for you to see.
I've got a crack rock, a metal spoon, and a half filled lighter with your name on it.
I'm on it, here's your view!
We will be unstoppable!
Hey, you gonna listen to me about that?
Yeah, yeah, they're dying.
Go, go, go!
Oh, dude.
These guys, these guys have to be stupid.
Where did they die?
I don't know.
Where did you die?
Okay, okay, peanut.
Under, under us.
Literally under the bridge.
I see my see him either come one one down one another one
I'm hacking I'm cheating I'm cheating I'm hacking I'm a hacker I'm a cheater I'm a hacker
There's someone close they popped armor yeah, I see what they're doing right here
Get that corner get in that go ahead scooch in scooch in
Scoot
Scoots scooch in the scooch scoochie booty scoochie booty
Hey, hey, hey, hey, get back in that corner. Hey a scoochie booty scoochie booty
All right, here you go Godspeed everybody
We could have mailed them all with that event as funny that true
Exactly exactly now. Let's get a little bit of cool. They thought you were cheating you can really good shots on them
You I'm telling you the info must be my weapon. I'm doing good with it every time I whip this bad boy out
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm hitting those dingles.
Uh...
Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm gonna give you some armor.
Oh...
Uh, I have here, G-Fib, just in case.
Okay.
I feel... thank you.
Thank you, good sir.
I'll put these with my other three.
What, you have three?
No.
I have four.
You just gave me one.
Bro, you never bring in it.
There was another guy that died by the way.
I don't know where the body went though.
There was only four people.
You know, remember we're here to flare?
Yeah, it was probably one of these guys.
He probably revived.
Yeah, but how did he die?
Well, I bet you these two guys were sniping these guys
and then they went under here for cover and they pushed
and then we killed them and then we killed them.
Here you go.
I don't care that butch hat says you're really bad at the game and dumb and ugly and a waste
of space and no arms and no legs and super short and you rode the short bus and you
got a little bit of the Tism.
I think you're pretty smart.
You mean it?
Oh my God, I close you, thank you.
Did you hear that boys?
I think he likes us.
My God, it close you think ya!
Did you hear that boys, I think he likes this!
I'm gonna fuck you so hard later, Closie.
I'm gonna fuck you so hard, I'm gonna go free you again,
and make you good for him, and take you out to a nice tink in there.
The highest-gross drop in the town, top tower on the edge,
it's you the finest wire in the whole entire store.
I'm gonna make you feel special.
Oh my God.
Oh, let's ride!
My desk just raised a centimeter.
That's honestly two months.
way too much way too much way I know you were packing like that to the way
these I thought I was playing with folksy here hey cheese Louise cheese Louise I
need to have that thing upon I know you have a job but that's not me really
glass weapon for all the people add I'm about well let's get up
Mm-hmm, we're still really early so both of the teams that we just killed this respond. That's you got you. We'll kill him again
Yeah, I hear balls up. All right
There's no balls destroyed here
Yeah, that's weird
That's just a race. He's it up yonder. Mm-hmm. I have no smoke see there. Just know that that's your chip
Oh, you just do it up here died there
I
mystery
I mean
I just went with your stuff with Father's decision because it happens to you, but much of personally not
Goon never heard no one
Merry Christmas, Mr. Copy. Merry Christmas
Merry fuck you put a shot down Mary Clinton. I didn't
I'm gonna put a trap on the kitchen in the kitchen in the kitchen. Yeah, well, let's get on the
We know you're in there. Oh my god
Jesus Christ
Take that pussy you
Got one got one nice
Yeah, you're right here on the left side. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna be on it. It's okay. I'm gonna heal through it. We just just play so he can't push
We're leaving where'd he go?
One one one one one one one take this pussy. He's a dead one. What what?
Where the hell is he going?
I
Cracked him in the hand like five times my bad back comes you go shoot you go
Yes, you're gonna die. Yeah, that's your guy
Are we sure there's two teams? Yeah, I heard under us one. We were fighting that
Oh take a look about take a look up. Okay. Oh, okay. Thank God
You
Be spooked there for a second
I got a little bit of goo
Yeah, I got a trap. I'm gonna put on the uh
or
This is fair before there if you want it what you were doing to that man, but I don't think that the
I don't think that's legal.
I was bouncing on it.
Oh, jeez.
It looked like you were sticking your head deep in his ass.
I was.
Part of gold.
You could have gold sort up there.
Gold in ridges and diamonds.
I'm losing it, by the way.
What's up?
I suppose you can look around for a sword spell for the selection group.
Sure.
All of you crew.
Boxy has a bobcat.
He not!
Boxy you have a bobcat again and you're not sharing?
Roby bobcat do you have this point you asshole?
You know Peter, I do have a bobcat and I'm not sharing.
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
Boxy I'll trade you, I'll trade you.
I'll trade you two guns for that bobcat.
Oh my god.
Two guns, if that's it, need more.
I'll let you do what I have to do.
I'll let you do what I've got to do.
Thanks man.
Nice.
Little bit of cool.
Do we need lab regent?
Yeah, you need it for level three, one of the work benches.
Gotcha, gotcha.
nine boys nine nine
near for a medical three I think
with a surveyor beacon
we also need to kill those snipers
you're not with the sentinel force
yeah
okay we can't plant this from zip by the way
you ever travel to Hoosie doozy?
yeah I've a trap on the Hoosie doozy
go ahead
I'll wait off the forces for a while evil the demons
It's pronounced reagent
I don't think it is yeah, I don't think it is I'm pretty sure it's
pronounced region
It's region it's it's region
Allegedly
You they're all saying reagent there's no way that that many people are wrong all at once
Maybe they're stupid.
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
Who knows?
A little bit of poop.
A little bit of poop.
How close did you hear that?
Yeah, that's an extract.
What are we doing here? Let's get him!
Okay.
I bet they have goop. Think about it. We're 14 minutes deep.
Are you okay?
You sat yourself up for a dad joke there.
But I didn't say it. I want you to know that. Self-control.
We're 14 minutes... Alright.
Yeah, I'm 14 inches deep in your dad's...
Alright, alright, pal. Alright.
I know you're unpacking the ancient dragon.
You ain't got no 14 inches by sir.
You're right. Thank you. Thank you.
Honestly too is...
Oh they're right for me! Oh my god! I'm gonna die!
Oh no no no no no no no no no I'm coming.
Oh dingle! Dingle!
I... oh I'm out I'm out I'm out.
Nice.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Dang it, dang it again.
I don't see what you do to the grade
Here oh my god wait he's already pre-firing me
I see pre-firing me ready
fuck those guys fuck those guys what the hell was that let me tell you I was putting in
the work I was put down on those men you know you know how you know you know how
this new wife has made everybody like super violent towards each other yeah I
saw a video today with 50,000 likes why talking about how violent the game is
after the wipe and you know what they said it was because famous the bungalow boys
the streamers oh no no I think it was the streamers right everybody would talk
about the people talk about the bungalow was you know I don't know how many
crans you have to digest at one time to have 50,000 likes on opposed that stupid
I there is guns in the game people suit other people with games with guns in
I don't know why I have to break this down. I think it'd be pretty self-explanatory
Honestly, you know what? Hey that one guy killed me at 2 30 p.m. On Wednesday
earned peanut
Earned peanut and it's buggy later worse two months ago
That's why that guy at testing annex at 2 30 p.m. Last Wednesday shot me with an anvil
It's because peanut and his sick buggy later was that's what's going on
Just eat the window lick it if you want for the salt leave me alone leave me alone
It has got I'm telling you I'm telling you the cope is off the charge the cope
It's as if I invented human evil at its core. It's as if I'm the one that made Eve eat the apple
I'm the bug you later wars cost Eve to eat the apple in God's grove. I am so sorry gentlemen
I am so sorry that's on me. That was good on me. I mean that was gonna be on me, gentlemen
That was gonna be on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that was on me. That was on me. I apologize
I forgive you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you sir. Thank you again. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Don't let it happen again. Hmm. I
Won't I won't don't you worry. Don't you worry? No more no more shenanigans such as that no more shenanigans
We get a little bit of goop.
I still have two angles.
Don't tell you, if I can keep a steady supply of angle force, we can make this thing pop.
We can pop it for a real fella, if you don't know what I'm talking about.
I have three angles I can drop you.
We will level.
Three.
I can upgrade one to four. You want four?
That would be so handy.
I can only upgrade one to four.
That's okay. I won't lose it. I won't lose it.
use it to collect more anvils. More anvils, more power. More anvils, more power!
I don't get to go. Yeah, wait, I need to have a-
Oh, hold up, I need a green shield.
Oh my god, I don't have a gold mine blueprint. Fuck.
Yeah, I've- I think I got that.
You have a gold mine blueprint?
I think so. Let me see, where would you use- where would you craft it at?
Exposives? I believe?
No, no, I lied. Okay. Mm-hmm. I lied. I lied. All right. No, let's ride.
I don't mind running here for uh, blueprints by the way. I got the smoke blueprints so I have unlimited. Running where?
Damn battlegrounds!
You say Dave Battlegrounds. She's
saying no more. No more. I know
exactly where you want to go.
Say no more. Say no more.
I'm telling you, I don't think
they fully reverted that that
glitch where it was spotted a
Oh, let's ride!
I'm going to find a good man!
That's right!
Oh, Mr. Convict, Mr. Green, Mr. Lupo, I want to find out what's good and bad, good and bad.
Good and bad, we do good. I'll let you guys.
I've got a good feeling about this one.
Don't set this anvil!
Oh, my God! Oh, okay.
Thank you, sir.
This is a damn battle, though.
Yeah, that was a trick for all the stream snipers.
Ah, gosh, yeah.
folksy my superior intellect has subverted the stream snipers fetal attempts at
entering our game and submissing our mission I couldn't think of a word
before mission that would fit so I just put one in there mm-hmm hope you know
that you remember those stream snipers the yk y whatever that guy's name is
Yeah.
That motherfucker tweets me to his TikToks every day.
Yeah, I saw his TikTok and I texted my agency.
I go, hey, I know this isn't a big problem, but I like don't do anything with my life.
So is there any way we can like fuck this guy over a bridge?
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't read the response yet, but I'll check it out to the stream.
He tweets at me every single day.
I don't know if it's him or one of his boys, but he tweets me his TikToks every day.
I'm like, nice man, sick.
No, no, I'm telling you, I actually text my agency if I can, if I can fuck that guy, if I can be actually screw that guy and sit up.
I'll fuck that guy.
I'll let you know what they responded, I'll let you know what they responded.
Well, since they're in streamstipes, that's for hours.
You wanna go inside and goop?
Hmm...
Or maybe.
I was thinking goop tower, getting a little...
Okay.
We can loot the red building if you want.
I don't know, you're the team leader.
Damn right I am, let's get to Guntala!
Alright.
Follow me crew.
Why is it Cozy's team, he's a little subconscious about the way he looks.
Okay, that's not true at all, you kid.
I'd rather look like me than a fucking peon.
What?
what the hell is wrong with you I'm beautiful with the doors open a clue yeah
they're warmth shots
what go go go there's a top of group tower no no jump off that side he fell
fell he fell he fell oh yeah how do you know that hurt it we have to find out
where that player went you didn't hear that you didn't hear that player I heard
it he knew he was at the top under it under it okay is that guy
um did that right sit down I've never seen that take me before
Wow! Wow!
Uh, okay, well they both died. Dude, I think he- I'm not joking when I say this. I think he tried your jump.
It takes many years of painting. Not- not for the amateurs, Clumsy. Not for the amateurs.
I think he tried your jump.
What's up, Mr. Gagell? What's the other who to get at?
Uh, behind me is a freak hit. That tried your jump.
Zip.
Oh!
Zip on far side. Zip on far side.
He died over here somewhere, I think.
Oh, gee fuck him. If he's got a free kid, he's probably got one too.
Let's get back up.
Hey, right here.
Where?
On me.
Oh.
It's a feral, feral free kid.
Oh, yeah.
He tried your jump.
Oh, 100% tried your jump.
Oh wait, he hit a volcano.
What?
Yeah, come here.
OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE!
Oh
Nice shot
There's another one, there's another one, broke them!
Get out of here!
Game to the wrong neighborhood, Mr. Silly, wrong neighborhood!
Wrong neighborhood, Mr. Silly!
Oh, damn it!
Just slap around and see what's inside.
What's inside?
Can you get it?
I'm good to go.
There's a bunch of homeless people down here these trenches.
Come here, come here, come here.
Who the fuck got a thinker?
I actually have 20 shotgun shots so I'm going to use this thing.
I'm out of think.
I know not.
I'm out of defense.
You take one, take one.
We got some mm-hmm. I brought three
Take the wait the trail plays a name. What's that? Is that good? It's fucking insane. That's gonna be the next thing after C4 good nerve
Yeah, one shot sleepers
Yeah
These days at the one that people have been throwing it and it's farted on me and then it explodes
Yeah, yeah
So if you let that it's a trail of flammable gas along its path causing an explosive team reaction when it ignites
Yeah, so it left out part the second you throw it and then after like two seconds all the fart no matter
How far you throw it catches on fire when I see it just throw it that way
You know me so high up high up
Watch this
Yeah, it's fucking insane
what the hell is that dude it's so good it's as for a C4 nerf they put horrors
beyond our comprehension of the game actual demon turmoil
I bet you guys grouped they're on pipes on pipes they're gonna be looting I'm
gonna see for them they're getting shot across the way
I see my team
My god
That thing is cool
There's more to the southeast yeah, right here. I think that's just teammate
He's hiding
I don't see much you
What she was him take this pussy. Oh
We go what
LeBron James
What's what's up? What's what's on what was on you're running keep running? I think it's only one of the nice double one more comma right there. Oh
I should we go up to the top of group power and then just sit down upon them
We think I think I just send this and then you beat me. Oh my god. We who the hell is this guy?
I'm on literal life. What I'm on literal life. What he's on me. He's on me.
Jesus Christ!
Oh he's coming, he's coming!
Bigger shoot!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I hit one once!
Got it!
Oh, nice work!
Fuck you sir, fuck you!
Thank you sir, thank you sir!
We're back!
I think we went over down.
Where you going up to Dubai?
Your friend left you
Where'd you friend go?
Where'd you friend go?
Where's your ballot at?
Oh shit!
Solo solo solo right here Pina!
Got you a job here!
Oh nice work!
I did my part I did my part
we're doing pretty good
those free kids spawn in with the trailblaze grenade
Oh no you can do that.
I'm telling you guys that is going to be insane.
It's so fucking good and people are sleeping on it.
We need those, where do you find them?
I think you just find them on the ground and shit like that.
On the ground?
Yeah like in the little cabinets and shit.
You might be able to- I don't see any.
Okay.
There might be a blueprint of it.
I didn't want to say it on your stream.
I wanted to kind of keep it under, like, radar of how good they are, but...
Ah, we're fine.
You can buy them from the trader, too!
Okay, well...
Wait, Coachy, what if we abuse in-game mechanics that everyone agrees is overpowered to have an advantage over other players, basically cheating that way we win all the time?
Well, I tweeted out saying how broken C4 were, and I actually got shit for it.
Saying that I was ruining the game.
Well that's because you're tweeting it on Twitter. Those are the most bitchless jobless motherfuckers you can find on this planet
You can find a humbler billionaire that a single random person on any page on Twitter
Oh, you didn't cook this guy. Come here. This guy's cooked. Really? Yeah, yeah, cook this guy. I'll watch over here
Yeah.
Little bit of...
Ooh.
See, am I right?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Yeah, and then right below that's Reddit.
Actually, honestly, you know, Twitter's worse than Reddit.
Is it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think Twitter's worse than Reddit.
I think it is.
I think it is.
I think it is.
For that specific thing, not as a whole.
I think Twitter is cooler than Reddit, if I had to pick which one was cooler.
But in that specific category, definitely Twitter.
with it definitely with it
let's get out of here are you sure it could be yes it seems like everyone's
Okay
Let's
Make a bunch of poor people they had that one guy with the Osprey to
It's pretty nifty in the volcano one
Oh god, she got you. Oh, so he was just a poor
Yeah, he was faking it. He was faking it. He was one of the sticky dirty pores. He was faking it
Okay, dirty dirty sticky rotten poor. He was faking it
sticky poor
Jesus
Ugly yeah, ugly ugly fat poor person. What is it? He was me was drivers
I don't know, do I?
You should.
I don't think so.
Oh, hey, who the hell is that?
Hey, get out of here!
We're trashing you.
What's what's up with what's on the right?
Thank you. Oh, shit. We're gonna take it. I hit the fucking button. Hit the button
Back to spain
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent, rain. I
I didn't think it would get worse, so then it got worse.
Thank God we started running out when we did, man.
Oh my God.
By the way, you misheard that guy.
He was saying, great game.
Nice shot.
Nice shot. See you later now.
Have a good day.
Have a good one.
The translation from my gaming PC to my stream PC kind of messes with the sound ways.
Great plays out there hope to see you guys in another game. That was a good time
Exactly you heard you heard it. I heard it. They translate a little weed to the to the streaming PC
They can be a little ruthless you gotta sweep you right off your feet you gotta be careful
Now one moment, yeah, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
What do you thought it was, Slayer Saturday?
We got a couple days for that, buddy.
Yeah, it's Tuesday, it's testicular darts on Tuesday, pal.
Mmm, the new guy.
Get my goob sword in.
I'm ready to, I'm gonna get a red ball.
now are you drinking it's Tuesday what does that have to do with anything it's
like top seven best days to drink okay just I even think you just don't get it
close eat you just don't get it you just don't get it oh I don't get it like
reward. And it's Christmas. Are you are you offended that I'm spreading the
Christmas cheer? How would Santa Claus think about what you're saying? Think
about that for a second you scumbag.
I
Said think about that for a second scumbag
Okay, I see when you get back
Here we go
Tell these bad boys like you do
Tell this fella
We'll have a couple more C recharges or just one more
Perfect then we ride
He has expedition stackable I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
good question though that's I that's a good question I want to know that too
that's a that's a good question I wonder that too
yes it stacks yes it does sir yes it does it misses stackable unless you skip
One.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Peanut, what did your agency say?
Oh, about fucking that one guy that hacks on us and then posts the clips to TikTok?
Let me see, let me see.
Let me see, let me see.
I doubt they're going to go for it.
It's a complete waste of time.
We weren't just going to do it because it's funny.
I just asked them to do it because it's funny.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Mm.
Oh
Oh
Well, I can't oh
Let's fucking go
Shit, oh
I'm gonna fuck that guy sideways
sideways. I'm gonna fuck that guy sideways. Dude, let's go! Honestly, I am pretty lazy.
I don't know. They said I can do it, but they said I have to do it. I have to go do stuff,
but I hate doing stuff. So, 50-50. If I have enough energy one of these days, I'll do it.
But they said I can do it. They said I have the power to do it. Which is cool. That's
That's pretty cool. Taking down the hackers one at a time. Let's ride.
Do what? What is that? There's like this was sometimes hackers will hack on us
and then they'll post the clips to TikTok because they think they're
cool or whatever but they they sometimes use footage from our streams which I
don't really give a shit about but because they do that and because they're
hacking apparently I can take all their shit down I think if you do it enough
times like if he's got like three or more videos I think I can take his whole
countdown probably I know it's not really doing anything for like funny now
I'd be like fuck you
Well, you just make another account for like I think I mean it'd be pretty funny
No, two things are gonna happen. You're gonna stop or he's gonna get all of his voice the same side for cheating guys
Yeah, that is true. That is true. That is true. I don't know. I mean is it worth the funny ha ha?
We think yes, there's literally like no reward other than the funny ha literally not
Guys, it's worth the funny ha
You know what, I think it's worth the funny haa, I think it's worth the funny haa.
I think in life it's big amount.
I'll work on it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Oh, Mr. Clawford.
That's right.
Who fresh do we come see that positive?
My cup is dirty, and I feel like you.
I think you're whole dirty.
Get over here, Cokesy. Let's get to group tower.
I gotta clean my cup.
Cokesy, you don't have to.
You're drinking alcohol. It cleans it as you're drinking it.
It's not alcohol, it's red bull.
I'm gonna put Cheetos in, but that's the side effect.
Same difference.
You ever seen those when you put like Red Bull or like Coke in a box with a burger?
Eat the burger.
Yeah, I see that.
Eat it.
Eat it down to its last molecule.
I like to eat by ass.
By the Grinch.
Oh God, my name is Coca-Cola.
By the God.
By the God.
Oh, by the Grinch. Oh, God, my name is Coca-Cola.
By the Grinch. By the Grinch.
Follow me, please.
Someone goes, you guys are drinking again. Yeah, we're not quitters.
Yeah, yeah, tell them. We're not quitters.
Maybe a person like you quits and only does it on the weekends.
Real grinders, wake up, grind.
Eat breakfast, grind. Eat lunch, grind.
ride eat second lunch ride eat third lunch ride eat fourth lunch ride eat
dinner grind eat second dinner grind eat third dinner grind eat fourth dinner
grind eat midnight snack grind eat midnight snack number two grind go to
sleep grind okay that's a lot of that's a lot of rice ride okay
follow you through
they're bashing through the north
you got
you got
there's another scenery
yeah, close, he knows all about it too, he's on grind day
okay, no dude, did I ever tell you that, sir?
Like the beginning it do know the beginning of the
Beginning of this year
Someone kept taking my email address and signing myself up for grinder, right?
So I would wake up every day. Oh, no
Every day and it'd be like you have a grinder man
You have a grinder man Tyrone thinks you're attractive and I'm like guys need to know someone wants to take my email
And then my entire, my entire email was just, you got a match on Grindr.
Bill wants, yeah.
Dude, no, that happened to me too, dude.
I keep getting matched with so many like handsome people, handsome guys.
How many of these fuckers are there in this building?
What the hell is going on in here?
They're gonna hear us.
Well, she doesn't grind or require email verification.
No?
Yes, sir.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Ah, let's focus on the mission.
Let's focus on the mission.
We're gonna be in here.
Oh, my God!
He's handsome.
He's handsome and sexy.
Go on.
Oh, fuck it!
One shot.
That...
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I'm coming in!
I
Got you I got your don't mind is that tickles your fancy it does tickle my
Fancy well, that's great to hear that's great to hear. I'll give it to you. You can put your jimmies in the jambore
I've only brought, I'm out of shield, that's a reference shield.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can have one jolt mine and two shields.
Perfect.
And you, mm-hmm.
You group this one?
You group this one.
They were homeless.
That's how homeless people are.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
I hate people.
Joe.
Jesus Christ.
Stop being poor.
That's what, yeah.
You're homeless.
Just buy a house.
Stop being poor that's what yeah your home is just by house stupid bids so
simple exactly exactly she's right this down right so we write this down that's
that's our intake was at top of the bottom tower I think it's bottom I didn't
admit to being on fucking grinder someone kept signing up my account he's
down below. I see smoke right here. Oh my god. The broad James. The broad James.
Oh
We wait I've got I've got a bomb I can you can open that I can blow it up
Hey, they could jump down here care
This is time it was just have it work
We're gonna go
We should go up, come here.
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Go, go, go!
Where's that creature? Where's that?
There should be out here to the left.
Yeah, he's wearing a hood.
Do you see that?
I think that means they're down below, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's right here and he's stupid
Take this pussy
Can't do the wrong neighborhood bitch boy
My son
God yeah
Play back
How that guy had C4 he was
or
My man my man
Good let me do good. I let me die
Ahhhh!
Think it was JP. He's my boy.
That's very kind of you. Very kind of you.
The bike pump is 12K?
No it's not.
Huh?
Is the bike pump really 12K?
The bike pump? It's not 12K.
The bike- bike pump?
No, it's not 12K. There's no way.
NOOOOO!
Are you sure?
There's no way it's 12K. It's like fucking a...
1500 or something.
hmm I don't believe you
oh she's something you're making a lot of stuff up right now
honestly yeah that is my fault honestly you're trying to see much you must think we're stupid or something
no I'll go fuck myself that's all that's not me
I see a guy big girthy guy
I see him I see him
one's low one's low are you sure cuz I didn't see you hit them once no one
no I got one really low one to one shot yeah good over there now okay good
good what medium ammo nobody was a ton on that guy back there was there fuck
But you can just, you can, you don't even really remember.
Yeah.
I'm good.
I got a 2-divertor in K4 with all blue attachments.
Oh, nice.
Yep, I'm here to fuck.
Two people in here, huh?
Alright, give me two teams in here by the way, because when we, when you were looting that body, someone died in here.
Go to your chair.
Oh, peanut.
Peanut!
You fat bitch!
Look, I caught myself down here.
You fat bitch!
Hurry up, Closie! This is no time for goofing around!
Thank you.
Right there, down, right there, down!
Technique Squidward Technique!
Get out of my way!
Technique Squidward Technique!
Let him cook. Get out of my way. Let him cook.
I'm way over here this time, folks. You should be safe.
Back off. Hey, nice work.
All right, we're going to my five business day lead.
Follow the crew.
They died towards the north.
Wait, wait, wait, we should say it.
OK.
Oh, I see him.
No, we didn't!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, I'm coming back!
They're safe right here.
Oh.
There's, I think.
Oh.
On.
Oh.
I'm not here to fucking tour, uh, Super Gear, Super Gear, Super Gear.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm here there, I'm...
Oh, Peanut, I'm here.
I'm here.
My game crashed.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No.
No, he's, no, he's on me, on me, on me!
Dude, please, he's right here, he's so geared!
What do you want me to do?!
Dude, Peanut, he had a bullkitted volcano.
What do you want me to do about that?!
Don't worry coachy. I'm on the way
Don't don't wait. No, no, no, no. It's a way. It's two teams. It's two teams. I'm on second four under you
Are you down? Are you down? Yes, I'm down. There's another team
Because I got you I got shot going right now. Wait, wait. He's a volcano guy right here. Wait, let me call
Let me call them a call in a call
You can get me on these stairs
Okay, I'm back. I'm back. I'm coming. Go go go
It's so good
They're fighting a free kid
I
Didn't staircase things go things go
Kids you nothing
Got one got one I watch I watch I watch jump shot
We're tired
It's all the background around
Oh nice work! Where you going Mr. Silly? Where you going?
Where you going Mr. Silly?
You got some place to be Mr. Silly huh?
You got some place to be? Come on then! Where are we going?
Back to Spain now? I've got actually just so happens I've got a one way ticket right here!
Just for you!
Yeah, I'm cool.
Little bit of goo.
Ooh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Jesus, you're a c***! You're a c***! I'm gooping! I'm gooping!
Yeah, I'm so gooping to you.
We're gooping! We're gooping!
We gotta get out of here!
Yeah, we have to get the f*** out of here.
What about the other guys? What about the other guys?
They're probably free kids.
We're healing them. We're healing them. We've never hurt anybody.
On this car, on this car, on this car right here, I'm gonna mark her.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He's sitting there, three peeing, I'm in a really bad spot, okay?
It's all in the water.
I'm gonna get him.
He's gonna get you right here.
Stand back!
Gotta be david!
Alright, so we got that one.
Wooo!
Not a good one.
We're given that.
Well, well, well.
He lay there, stinky man.
GGs are GGs.
I wouldn't have seen them if this guy didn't shoulder peak that.
We would have been quite the pickle.
Oh, they're homeless. I'm leaving.
No, no, this guy's a cattle four.
Yeah.
They're on the extract.
I dropped cattle four. They're fighting on the extract.
Do we want to fight this?
There's more good to get yeah, I'm so fat we hit the gym that may be pussy
Don't I'd fucking eat semen burgers their delicious clothes. He they're good for the soul
Hey, yeah, I see this by the way. No, I'm gonna kill these people
I'm dropping some good back here
One broke, one broke.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
He's behind the box right here.
Yeah, I'll show up.
You got him.
Yeah!
I'll show up.
I'll show up.
I'll show up.
You got him.
Yeah!
I'll show up.
I'll show up.
I'll show up.
I'll show up.
no team no team no team no team
go on the other side
oh my god they've got me in cretiducee cretiducee cretiducee I'm in cretiducee
yeah on you on you on you
oh I'm one time
oh my god is he close to me
I'm very fun for up top
Here's a part of it
Over here both ball over here both over here gentlemen gentlemen. There's no need for these hostilities
Guys just don't need for the hostilities. There's no need there's a way hold on to it. He's busy. He's busy
No, please
fuck you eat my shit die in hell you piece of crap
eat my fucking shit you asshole eat my shit
You good?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm gonna do a little bit of group call on the extract.
Oh, we're getting shot, oh my god.
Are we?
Right here, right here.
I'm dropping my group again.
See for yourself.
I'm dropping my group again.
See for yourself.
Yeah, these guys might be free kids and we might just want to fucking death, bro.
What about the group?
I'm gonna smoke myself and loot a little bit of hay.
Okay.
Group, group, group!
yeah one traffic for right get your job
oh my goodness
that's one
what's the shot absolute one absolute one on that guy
it's a job yeah let's get out of here let's get out of here
yeah his boy's leaving but I got him one
are you calling it? no no yeah a little bit more goop just a little bit more
just a little bit more just a little bit more just a little bit more
Just a little bit, just a little bit, just a little bit, just a little bit.
I'm calling, I'm calling.
You're calling, calling, calling.
Up in?
Up.
It's up in.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Fuck you, eat the poop out of my ass!
Holy fuck.
Hurry!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich, we're rich, we're rich, we're rich!
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, we did it.
It calms down that guy actually, did he?
Oh, dude, yeah, thank you for the save right there, holy crap.
That guy right there was a piece of garbage.
And you know what even gives me more joy in my heart is that he chose consciously to execute me mid-blasting.
And that is the actual reason that they died if he hadn't done that they would have both wrapped on you and killed you
You come up. Yeah, he died because not in
coinciding with but because he's a piece of shit
For that very reason he died
Exactly that is worth all the goop in the world
That right there, gentlemen, is worth all the goop in the world.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Now allow me to unpack my riches.
Holy fuck.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All this money on me, make me want a poop.
Pull up to your crib in that bandit group
Hit the studio just to take a duke
Run up to the streets with that fruit loop
Pull up to your block to your fucking trap
Run out with the stack with the fucking trap
Get them fucking bread, gettin' fucking bands
Pull up on your mans like I beat a band
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' funky rocks, smokin' funky crack
Pull up in the back with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the beat, with the fuckin' beat
Bicky on my head, bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, I'm a crib, I'm a fuckin' crib
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
Hard as fuckin' bread, make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio, take a duke, hoppin' out the benedict, another day, another dollar
I guess, another day, another dollar.
Another day, another nickel, another day of the office, folksy.
That's what me and the Bungulators call that right there.
Nothing too crazy, maybe for an amateur player that's crazy, but not for someone of my
stats are in skill and professionalism.
Guys
Guys please calm down, please calm down, please please this is why you want fps stream of the year
It's really cuz you're the best no one is better guys. I
Don't know maybe
I don't know am I the best now I
Don't know I
I wouldn't say I'm the best, but it's because I like to be humble in Tomacht.
I am the best, but I wouldn't say it.
Does that make sense, Coach?
Does that make sense?
You're not the best.
Well, I mean, it's OK to be jealous.
It's OK to be jealous of my skill.
But refuting that simple fact of how good I am is quite rudimentary.
If I may be so bold
Maybe you're right
Can't remember what time I was goddamn wrong
In coax, you know what?
I could have done it without you
You were actually the star of that raid
You did great
Thanks man
NOOOOO
Sing the sing
I fucking hate you
God, yeah.
I actually am.
God, yeah.
Good, good.
Suck me, suck me good.
I'm selling four smokes and you can't stop me.
What?
Nothing, none of your business went in the way.
Okay.
Now let me upgrade myself.
What do we upgrade next?
Do I do fighter flight?
Is that something you upgrade to the max or no?
Ah, yeah, you put five in fighter flight.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Need opinions, buddy, dated a girl two years,
saved all of year two for an engagement ring
before proposing we caught her cheating,
he traded the ring for a Kawasaki Ninja H2,
boys say W, his mom says L, what do you say?
I say sign her up for all kind of I
Game of course in game in game of course in game of course in game of course in game of course in game of course in game of course in game of course
In my craft in that new Al-Qaeda mod it's only for bedrock edition
I say you did a good thing. Honestly, I say I'm sure your mom's a nice lady
But kind of fuck your mom not gonna lie to you. You're the lady cheated and she's saying L
Wrong answer wrong answer. Am I right cooks you my right? Am I right? Am I right?
My right am I right?
My right am I right?
You're so right. You know, you said smart. Well, yeah, I think you're right. I think you're good. Yeah, honestly
I'm thinking about it. I think you're right. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Oh my God
Look, we hardly appear. My days are busy. That's up
What do you roll at night is a treat?
You did not have to do that, Mr. Dad doing you did not have to do that, but that is very kind of you my boy
I hope you have a whimsical Christmas with you and your family and everybody's nice and healthy
You guys have a great time brother. Hope you guys have a great time. Isn't that good for all fun?
It is I hope you guys have a great Christmas unless you're part of some other religion that doesn't tell me Christmas
Then you know, whatever you guys do but
Christmas is the bats
Christmas is cool that's when Santa Claus comes it down
And I hope how everybody has the pajamas in the hot cocoa next to a nice warm fire
Whether it's a fireplace or maybe a couple sticks outside. Honestly, I would like to stick outside more
I hope everybody has a good Christmas especially Mr. Dad. Do we thank you my boy? That's very kind of you
You're not having nothing man. You did not have to I hope you do as well brother. I hope you do as well
Merry Christmas everybody or you know, whatever
Religion
Clumsy is it there's only when it comes to Christmas is only
Jesus guys and
Jewish people right everybody else is so much Christmas like Christmas adjacent stuff
Because I know the Jewish people call it Hanukkah, right?
And then yeah, that's that's the one with all the candles and then Christians call it Christmas
But is there anybody else that celebrates like a Christmas adjacent thing?
Juanza, what's that Juanza's what religion is that? Wait, quite one says the one with
I'm not sure what I'm with.
I've heard of that before.
That's uh, that's uh, that's
something I've heard of that.
Oh, wait, let me go that.
What's the after Christmas?
Kwanzaa's the after Christmas.
I knew there was something on
the 26th.
What is Kwanzaa?
Annual week long cultural
celebration of African American
and Pan African heritage,
to you know but and and Hanukkah but mostly have Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas that's mine that's my one that's the cool one that's cool
the Christmas is the best that's them that's cool that's a cool one
Because we got sandy claws. We got sandy claws. I don't think I don't think quads or hodaka has has sandy claws
Do they I don't think they do I don't think they do yeah, they go to Chris's get any cars. You let's fucking go
That's fucking that's fucking go
See cause is the best
Oh
Rump is no that's that's what is that? It's like demon Santa, right? Yo, hear me out. Who that's Russian Santa what dude?
So every single year. Okay. Okay, wait, okay every single year
Call of Duty abs the thing called Krampus
And it's a guy that chases you around with a sand hat and throws snowballs at you. It's a big update
They like they like say it's like a major Call of Duty update. What if we?
Go play Call of Duty and then fight Krampus
dude
What absolutely not no way in hell fuck yourself that sounds horrible
Let me know if you have any other ideas though. Okay
Okay
All right, now let's ride
Let's ride let's ride
It's time to get some goo it's time to get some of that goo is to close you time to get to do
I'm switching maps and switching maps let's go let's go here first one spell
let's go here first one spell we're going here oh fuck we're going here is that
fine I can switch it up yeah I have a Pharaoh's picture right now I'm kind of
Oh, yeah, I'll switch up pharaoh stitch up. Okay. Let me do
Let's do let's do this one. Let's do this one about this one
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. T-Fonga, my boy, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. C, my boy, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Good lad, he do's good, ah lad, he dies.
By the way, last night, I stayed up until 9 or 10 a.m.
I was telling the police.
We are the Acehons.
Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, but other than popping my pussy out for a real fella on God-type shit,
on my block I was also watching Halo season two you've watched Halo before no
never watch it that's what the best game well yes hey no Halo is the best the
show is that's you do you know do you know anything about the show no I've
absolutely no clue about you you know I mean it was like episode one they made
Master Chief take off his helmet. Okay, why? No joke. That's like the number one
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's like the number one greatest mystery of the entire
franchise. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. An episode one he just lobs it off really? I always
now this is the kind of thing. He's a little hot but I would this is gonna
sound a little zesty but it's the truth. I believe this is what this
It's because it's not a little sassy, but it's the truth.
I believe why Halo was such a accomplished franchise
is for many reasons.
But main reason is that he never took off the helmet.
And so all of us as young, either kids or young adults
that were playing Halo in the starting years,
we kind of like, we're like, that's me.
Like that's, like we're in the game.
They're talking about it.
Cause if you have a, if you have a face,
then you're playing as another guy, right?
But if you never show his face, it's like a subconscious,
that's me in that fight, you know what I'm talking about?
I know it sounds a little sassy, but I think that's true.
I think that's true.
I think that's true.
I had a crush on Cortana growing up.
It's, I mean, God damn, she could fragment my hard drive
any day of the week.
Yeah, I think it's, shee hee hee hee hee.
She popped that transistor for a real fella.
Am I right, God damn, shee hee hee.
Holy crap, slide me that hard drive.
You know what I'm talking about, I'm getting digital.
Shee hee hee hee.
give me the digital dosy on that bit
that's what i thought that was a lot of work
but that's not it
well that's right
That's right!
Oh.
Who is too much?
I'm only going to buy some of my goods!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
Man!
One good man, good a man!
Hey, Mr. Cat, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, good man, good a man!
Thank you, Mr. Cat.
Thank you, Mr. Monster, thank you, Mr. Voice.
Hey, Christmas, brother, thank you, big dog, thank you, Mr. Luke.
I hope you have a whimsical Christmas, Mr. Luke.
A whimsical Christmas, thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy. It's very kind of you, brother.
Hope you have a good Christmas, a good Christmas.
Hmm.
It's way this guy is 400 pounds, he breathes like a fat guy.
What is with these first-time chats?
They come in here. I guarantee you that fucker is sitting with a size medium white sweaty pizza stained shirt on
Lean back on his couch with two and a half burgers
Uneaten from last week. You're fat. You I'm not that fat. I am not that fat
Not that fat. Well, I've got a kind of comfort. It's mostly water weight. It's mostly baby weight. I'm gonna lose it
Yeah, baby
You wouldn't know the complexities of the peanut anatomy.
You wouldn't know.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
No idea.
You hear this guy?
Honestly?
Cultural appropriation much?
Yeah, I still don't know what that means at all.
Yeah, I don't know what that means at all.
I felt I could fit. I feel I could fit right there, I'm not certain.
Ooh, he starts from the south.
Ooh, he even blew up crackers.
Shut up.
the coaches we wave these guys as we push whatever your heart desires I'll be
honest I didn't hear what you said would you say there was two guys grown up
cake is over yonder
hey why every single time we go to that power we got fucking all of our holes
it is a guy right there!
right on your pink right on your pink
okay watch watch watch out
I think you didn't see me!
we'll clear it up
They're already up. They're already up into that thing.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
You sending it? You psycho.
I'm going in.
Where'd he go?
They're inside 100%.
He's wearing a space helmet.
Gotcha.
I don't know either upstairs he was right on it literally right on your mark
I see him I see him they're right here they ran they ran oh god you got you okay
They're coming towards the south when we go back to where we came from go back to where we came from
They're gonna jump in they're gonna jump in a hundred percent
And then we say what you say all right come back to where we came from okay all right
Okay, all right, okay
Me and my rat family are up here though
Wait, you hear that torrente? Are you not horny?
I stay hard, son! I stay hard! Don't you ever ask me if I'm horny again!
That's my fault!
There's another guy behind me! I can do it! These are the guys! Right here!
Oh, I got you! Oh, what on me? What on me?
Oh, I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! Oh, one broke! One broke!
No!
You think?
One right here, the one that's broken right here.
Wait sir, before you kill me, before you kill me, you'll never know my secret.
I've got a secret.
It's a secret.
It's a secret.
You're never going to know if you kill me.
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
Who knows what it is?
No, he's not.
Come on.
Oh, I'm getting psyched.
I'm getting psyched.
No.
I'm safe.
I'm safe.
I'm good.
Right here.
Right here on me.
Right there.
You saw your grenade?
I'm dead.
He's walking slowly, he's walking slowly.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
He's behind you, he's behind you.
Are you left?
I'll tell you that.
Really?
Look.
Yes!
Hurry!
Fuck you guys.
Fuck you.
You had your chance and you blew it.
No, don't you pee at me now bastard.
Don't you pee at me now, bastard!
Don't you pee at me now!
Don't you pee at me now, you stupid piece of shit!
Die, you little bastard!
God damn.
Yeah, I'm that boy, demo.
I'll find you some, I'll find you some.
I'm gonna get it, ooh.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh sketchy, man.
It was a little sketchy, that was.
Ooh.
There's thirty light bulbs.
Ooh.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Glowsy, I am shitting with a venetian fool right here.
Yeah, same.
Well, mine's broke.
I don't know how the fuck I won that.
I taught you everything I know.
There's a torrenty team over here well, let's get up I have 30 I have 30 light you know make it 29
We do you when you have any weapons to shoot other than that I have 30 light in a feral
It's he does he does I
chase nice
There's a ride
Did you just see this
Wait, oh my eyes
Did that fall hit my trap?
I believe I believe based on the current evidence I have that's what happened you fucking kidding
I'm gonna find the right time we're looking at us
Hey one
Yeah, I have C4 you want to get frisky you let's get a little frisky
Hello frisky, shall we?
Okay, every single time we push a sour we die, but not today.
Then not today!
They- they die.
These guys are good.
These guys are good!
I
Stop there. There's something did you get peepin it?
Yeah, peepin
I'm going to you
Wasting your ammo. I got oh shit
I won't get up safe
get it. I've got 18 shots. It was what? This guy, that's the guy they killed. He was poor.
He was poor. If they take this half wall, we're in a really bad spot. Fuck you guys.
We're coming up there to kill you. Thank you, sir. Stand back folks. You all head
I really should again.
Stand back.
Lock in.
No!
George!
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
Oh my goodness.
You're both in the back, one back left corner,
back one, back right corner.
There's a waiting, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
Oh my.
Oh no.
Oh my.
Oh, oh goodness.
Oh god.
I genuinely think that might have been because Coach used to go to the team leader.
Oh, nice!
No, man, I- dude, I thought they would have had another trap and you sending that?
I- I should have sent that with you.
I- dude, I should have 100% sent that with you, but-
Dude, no, you gotta-
Yeah, how many times do I have to tell you for you guys to quit the team later?!
I- I should have sent that with you, a bazillion percent then.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I just-
Finally coming to you.
Yeah, I- I thought- I thought my C4s would have killed them.
Finally coming to a senses boys you see that gentlemen you see that
Cokes he's got a little problem, and it's called sticking with the team leader
Horrible death now you got this I thought my C4s up top
We're gonna fucking do damage, and then you were just gonna want me to yeah, it did nothing, and then I got obliterated
Let him cook. Let him cook.
Oh, Mr. A. and Mr. B. go and buy them one good man, good man.
They miss a little group of old men, say some one good man, good man.
And Mrs. A. buy them one good man, good man.
You got this, Cozy. We all believe in you.
Let's make a masterful play.
Wait a minute.
oh no way did you gotten that good since I bought you in and taught you everything I
knew holy shit oh my god I never thought my teachings in my lessons would embed
themselves that deep inside of you. I hate you. Oh my God. You see that right there gentlemen?
That's what key leader wisdom and guidance would do for the team. Right there. Right
there. Good work out there, Closie. Good work out there. We're still cooking! Oh my God.
I don't care if I die, I gotta kill that guy.
Racist.
He what?
The racist.
The racist?
Yeah, that guy was... he was like I was saying.
No.
Thank God.
Was he saying great game, good shots?
Yeah, the days of the week mixed up.
Oh, got the days of the week mixed up.
Okay.
Okay.
We mixed up okay, okay
To push you for bad, I think that was that has to been
Oh
It's you I don't know
I'll go now.
Um, Desired Light said,
Hey, Mr. Dot Notch,
I caught my wife cheating on me four months ago.
And no one-
I'm divorced.
But your stream has been giving me laughs
During the hardest months of my life.
Thank you.
Much love.
You don't need her anyways, King.
Pick your crown up.
Pick your crown up.
Shit, Pobby's not like we-
Yeah, I'm trying to get out.
In the face anyhow.
Pick your crown up, pictures not janty!
I'm not gonna look it.
Which is a man thing?
All the days he said,
Peanut I have to know,
Does it follow me clue or follow me clue?
Follow me clue!
As in the hearty clue!
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't know there was a spot in there.
I'm gonna get my...
What does days of the week make stop mean?
He thought it was Thursday, Saturday.
It was actually so I'm going to bring you infiltrate the Russian government
The absolute most goopy I've ever seen in your entire life. I swear
Okay, I probably just thought that took a day actually there in a war and a bunch of people on Twitter
We get out of me that you know you're gonna get horny
What's this about you wait close we used to have my spirit to catch with my bucket in extreme TMI
Because it's like a week for you see tomorrow. I'm not steep. I'm not serious tomorrow. It's Christmas and missy Eve
Make the jokes, don't make the jokes, I'm not making the jokes.
No, but no, no thank you Mr. Officer, no thank you Mr. Officer, no thank you, no thank you sir, no thank you Mr. Officer, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you sir, no I actually like being on this platform, it's one of my favorite things.
I would love to stay here for the possible.
JayZeroHammers666 said, did you get a new keyboard?
I can hear your keyboard when you type.
It's in the mail. I bought a new one, but it's in the mail. What you're hearing is opera GX the browser for gamers
It has a little picky sound whenever you type anywhere you're hearing opera GX the browser for gamers
The browser for gamers the browser for gamers
Also Chinese by way, but we like to look over that because the browser for gamers that could be said Merry Christmas Peanuts
Merry Christmas, sir! Ho, ho, ho!
Oh, oh.
Hmm.
Do you win at Cloak's Heap?
Hey, nut.
No time.
You got a jupy there?
Yeah, I have a jupy there and catnip for you.
Oh!
Oh, my!
Oh, closey one. Closey's had you under me.
Blakey had bought 2,992,000 kp nuts.
It's your dad. So you're blowing up on the YouTube.
Unfortunately, I won't be back with the milk.
I met a passionate lover named Roberto and the backshots are greater than
anything I ever felt towards you.
Merry Christmas kiddo. Love you, psych.
He likes to joke like that.
He likes to joke like that.
He'll be back.
He'll be back.
That's just one of his jokes.
But I love it here.
Have a Merry Christmas, Peanut and Bungulators.
Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!
Oh
Coach we're talking about your mom over here
Which is your ma'am say which are this young man mine
Drew be dire underscore said what happened to rates with me
I haven't been playing with them because I hate him
Good question, good question. Again, guys, as I said, anyone I don't play with for more than one day I hate forever.
You should know that by now. The question's already been answered.
Hmmmmm.
Oh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ammy IBD said I want to be the Peter or not.
Look at trail leaderboards please please I need to see something.
What's trail leaderboards?
Trail...
They are leaderboards?
Trial leaderboards?
I haven't done those yet.
I haven't done the trial leaderboards.
I haven't done the trial leaderboards.
I've probably like the lower ranks.
Michael Howard said, Neo Peanuts.
I actually make six milledilights for a living here in Kentucky.
I can hook you up good, sir.
Uh, yes. Uh, kind of fat.
I'm not that fat!
And your team stayed by!
Are you winning, son?
Yeah.
What?
I feel like a fat bitch right now.
What about your character in-game?
Okay.
You might make it.
Someone said, don't know if you're aware of this tech.
I'm gonna die in no way.
But get a honey barbecue chicken soup sandwich from Waterberg
But sub the barbecue sauce for honey butter
Holy decked out
That sounds...
I actually have goop for you next right
That sounds...
I'll take a little peep
Well, Mr. Clogsy
I should have just sent it with you
Yeah, well, Clogsy
Would you say that
Not sticking with the team leader was a... the prominent?
Honestly I heard the trap and you sending it I thought you were just gonna get
and I know I shot the trap yeah well I didn't think you were suddenly Jason
fucking born today I've been known to gamble they don't call me oh shit
I don't know what I'm doing.
He tried to reason with him.
You guys cool?
Hello?
I don't know where they go.
I
Call the accent it'll make him weed out it'll weed him out
I know a bubble blowing buddy when I see one
Let him cook.
Oh my god.
You guys are not fooling around.
You guys are not foolin' around.
Let me go check it out.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm down.
Alright.
Action.
Your hands ready.
The elevator is ready.
No way!
Come on!
Oh, no way!
No way!
Cozy, you really took my lessons in wisdom to heart!
Dude, the student has become the...
Still not as good as the master of course, but pretty good!
What the fuck is that?
He's fucking that building!
I just leave, right? I don't lose them? No way!
No, you loot em!
He's part of the Goop Code!
Leave no Goop behind!
Live by the Goop, die by the Goop!
Oh my god, they're just stupid.
Where should they get?
Got my ammo.
Shit.
They had two jupas in there.
Get out of there!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Peanut, I have so much food for us.
God, peanut, I have so much food for us.
You have three jupiters?
Two.
You got two jupiters?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Three bobcats?
No bobcat, but I have a tempest, four,
and a patina for it.
Holy tingle.
I actually, dude, I have so much shit.
Oh, it's a total amount of money for your Hoosie.
It only says 190k, but that's not true.
I weigh 171.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid.
That went pretty good, except for what I like to do.
Yeah, no, that was my fault, man.
I take full responsibility, and I'm going to make it up for you, because I'm going
to bring you in some goop.
Ewww, yeah.
What do I need to bring?
That is actually 100% my fault, by the way.
No, I didn't even go see that cool guy.
I've been zillion percent my fault.
Oh yeah, no, don't you worry.
We've already been blaming you for the last 15 minutes while we watched you.
No need to worry.
No need to worry.
Am I right boys?
No, you don't.
Thank you, Mr. Coxe.
That's very kind of you.
That's very kind of you.
That's very kind of you.
That's very kind of you.
What's that ring?
What's that ring?
What do you want?
Hmm, what's what's got in store?
There's I have a volcano for all purple attachment a bikini three a tempest three
It's up. I like been trying to listen. I forgot to you. We start
Okay, I have a volcano for purple attachments a tempest three but Tina three okay, Venator for renegade for
for entay for
That's it.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Fascinating.
Very fascinating.
Hmm.
Hmmmmmmm.
Very fascinating.
Hmmmmmmm.
I say,
can you bring me the renegade 4?
four. Sure. And the tip is four and the batina four and the
Torecti four and the two Jupiters. What do you want?
Ridiculous piece. Ridiculous piece. And what else? What else?
So that's it. I'll just eat the ridiculous. I'll just eat the
ridiculous. I'll just eat the ridiculous. You want to what
you want to want the purple sunsayer or the purple muzzle?
Pull the muzzle, pull the muzzle up for sure, for sure.
The salads are poop in this game. It doesn't make any
sense. You're only shooting one of two things.
either a person and they can just see where you shot them from
or B, you are shooting a robot which is gonna have a massive explosion alerting
anyone on the western hemisphere. Doesn't make any sense. I don't even know why
silencers are in this game. It literally makes no sense.
Unless two teams coincide to all agree to use silencers so that there's no
third partying, it's completely worthless. Like am I missing
something I missed something or is that the truth no it's good for long
range because you can't pinpoint like directions long range but other than that
it's like ass I guess but even then every bullet has a white line that comes
from you to the guy yeah as long as they're not actually a stupid motherfucker
they can see where you're coming from immediately no matter what yeah but
there's a lot of stupid people in this game that is true that is true on a
see that's my phone i overestimated the overall intelligence of the player base that is true that
is true okay i'm ready to get for it for you thank you sir you want you're sure
yeah okay i'm gonna lose it anyways i don't want to lose too much i can bring in stuff for the next
couple rates uh this is my fault thank you sir let me make let me make a little bit of bandages
Here we go. And then we'll get
some like you do in five of these.
Perfect.
Okay.
Did you know who else?
You know, did you know that?
Did you, you, you know how you use my wisdom and guidance?
how you've gotten so good yeah yeah 100% yeah yeah I you're actually not my
first protege I mean it's Timmy Shroud I actually help those guys out too
that's true I've kind of been molding my lessons over the years and that's why
you picked up so quickly this time no honestly I can see it I mean nowhere
without the burn you remember straws famous quote I would have never been
a CSCO professor without the burnt peanuts wisdom and guidance. He's the team leader. Have you never seen that? No. No, no, I actually haven't, but I knew
Ruth and my aim would be nowhere close to how good it is that without you. Exactly. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. I see. I don't do
Thank you. Thank you, coach. Thank you, coach. Now, let's ride. Exactly verbatim verbatim.
He was the first one. That's why he's bad. Dude, Timmy's a monster. Timmy's actually a freak. That guy, that guy is not human.
I'm telling you, he's got some type of, he's got something in his head, like some Elon Musk AI chip or something.
You know what I'm talking about? He's a wacky man. He is wacky.
He picks up a first person shooter in like three and a half seconds.
Something's fucked up with that guy. Something's, he's, the time, he's, yeah, he's on crack or something.
You thought crack or something?
Super fed.
The limitless pill.
Do I wish the limitless pill was real?
I'd be so smart.
I'd be so smart, but I'd use it for good.
Not evil.
Like I would like.
Like I would like.
Like oh like me like
Like be really smart and use it for good it's a month. It's a democracy
No, no, I agree. I would I would use it for good not evil
Like I think you'd use it for evil. No, I wouldn't know I would like I would know I would use it for good not evil
RRRRRRRAAAAID!
I
You don't bought the streamer awards I
Pied extras one lady would come up to the mic and yell a bunch of nonsense
Yeah most actually the awards were cheap
I paid off to win the awards, but that was the most expensive part
I said, I don't care who does it. I just want a random lady to run up there and yell nonsense that gets everyone pissed off
And then also
And then I want us to want everyone to make horrible jokes and then I want one guy
Although he's trying to support his friend. I want him to make it awkward as shit by telling the lady making the jokes better jokes are horrible
I want to be as awkward as possible. I want people to cover their faces. Oh my god
How's that penis feeling bitch boy
Boy!
God damn.
Ha ha ha ha.
That one?
Hold on now.
Don't make any hasty decisions.
Wait, they're moving!
Wait, they're on move!
Oh, to the right, to the right!
Well, they're just gonna get angled,
but we can keep going back.
I think these guys are very bad.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You should do this oh we want to kill them they're brining it's yeah let's get up I see
we even look right while they're looping right you need to start us again they shouldn't
from. I'm gonna run on the open, let me know where they're shooting from, okay?
Okay.
Dude, I think they might have ran.
We try one more time.
Dude, I don't think they ran, we were fucking them up so much. Oh wait, they're, uh, yeah,
they're running this way oh let's get them yeah George
how close are they how close are they
they were kind of far they didn't smoke yeah zip on roof both of them up
already I think so we got you let's get you to the building oh they're
blasting me oh my goodness oh wait they're terrible yeah that's what I was
saying I think they're very bad.
We have your punches, have your punches!
Hey, did you watch him?
Take this, bitch boy.
Oh.
I'll come into you, I'll come into you.
get ready to climb the ladder I can look over you like this ladder side
ladder we got you got you are you caught we all got you got you we're
pushing I'm breathing fit oh they're gonna kill me I'm a job I'm jumping
I'm coming. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. They were watching for the good days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
There's only one guy there. One guy so all the way back
He saw that went up
How do you run back without me seeing him they might be two teams are you sure? Yeah
I think one's all the way back there.
Perch hands, perch hands, per maybe.
I think they're bad, so let's just run across and then...
I don't know, like, go a second floor.
We're gonna- gotcha, gotcha.
Let's just- let's just run across together,
and then just aim-walk and make a piece of the window.
Oh, sounds good, sounds good. I'm- alright, okay.
I'm gonna-
Make a piece of the window, we're just laser.
Got it, guys?
Yeah, that's right! You stay inside, pal!
Oh, we're gonna die a horrible violent death.
Pass me two teams.
Yeah, yeah, that's not gonna get- that's not gonna get-
Can you breach this?
Mm-mm, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I just need to heal up.
Oh, they're shooting at the top!
He's pushing! He's pushing to the right!
He's pushing to the right as well!
Okay, I think you're right.
Nice, he's cracked one.
Got him! Got him!
Oh, bad decision!
Pussy, bad decision!
Gotcha!
He's stupid!
Let's go, baby.
And we're
Well, well, what do we have here, boys?
What do we have here, boys?
What's a nonsense? What's a nonsense? What's a tomfoolery?
Oh, you've got a little goop that I need.
What do we do with them, Kloxy?
No way, that's what I'm talking about.
That's right, Tony, that's right!
I'm not mad at you!
There we fuck him!
I'm gonna take this one nice and slow.
I need this.
Now let's disrespect him.
I love y'all.
Disrespect him! Disrespect him! Disrespect him!
Gotcha
Little bit of goop
Little bit of goop
We're doing pretty good. Coachy. It's shit. Not good clutch
Little bit of goop it said that that guy was still out here
That means that their hundred percent has to be a guy inside still then no no
I think one of them rotated out yonder, and then the other one was up top
Oh, that guy broke his eye. Nice shot! Good shit, nut!
It's what I do.
You're some somber, the boys back home.
Now, take it. I used one team the whole time.
One was trying to flake us.
Oh, that's good pollution, yeah.
I thought I was so confused, I wonder where...
Light ammo. We're looking at a little bit more light ammo.
Okay.
One more clue.
There we go. Yeah, I don't know why that guy jumped either.
That was kind of stupid.
Little ditty clue.
Ooh.
What, I got a sweet fire mixtape?
Not too shabby.
Let's get to good tower, let's get to good tower stat.
To get a little bit more goop than we should already have.
We think.
Erthing!
I'm in.
Miss the vent.
I already fed.
I don't need vent.
I'm going in raw.
Oh my god.
Have I signed up?
Missed a container.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Mr. Container, oh it tickles right under.
They're fighting the clickers.
Check, check, check.
Coachy, coachy, I see we wait until they get to the extract, yeah?
What do you think, what do you think?
Uh.
There's seven years from the rebelling.
Yeah, yeah, we just sit here though.
Shh, shh.
Shhhhhh.
Stay frosty.
Stay officially.
Oh, there's the red tower.
That positive.
Here's one out.
Remember that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We're gonna see if you can get in.
Let's get in.
Wait, where'd these hoodlums go?
They ran it inside the right side, but someone just died the left side.
We can go in this doozy right here, kill them, and then go to the left.
Okay!
It should be in here looting.
go take a little gander keep your peepers watch out I'm in the second floor
I'll go underneath I'll go underneath
we don't need jumping ready three two one now
there's dead bodies on the other side they're invisible
Yeah, how are you sure? What made you think they were down here? I saw them sprint in here
They could have hit the far zip technically, but there is that bodies on the other side
Oh, I should go back to the top of group tower and then go down the other side. Mm-hmm. We think okay. Okay. I'm down
I'm down catching my surprise
Oh
Okay, it's click a city it's click a city
Down here
No tangles up here.
Kadinga.
Oh, nobody's even looted the weapon box.
What, Osprey? Not too shabby.
Shoot that ammo too.
Where's Dead Body? I mean, there were.
That's on the far side, I guess.
Oh! Oh!
Is that you acting beep-beep-beep?
Clinkers, clinkers, clinkers!
Oh
Wait, you're dying with the time right here. Yeah, I'm here
Well, let's get them
I'm shooting off the body. I missed every shot
That person a clue
Yeah, they're literally on my market they just killed pale
Are they on the Hoosie Doosie with us?
Oh, God, she gets okay.
I'm jumping, I'm jumping.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
Oh, my God!
We did blast and they're busting me.
She prised pure in that ridge.
We don't know about this cookie.
I don't know about this.
We can go here to under.
That's a sublime.
Oh my God.
Well, okay.
I've got no more bandages.
What?
Yeah, I ran out.
Where did you just run?
problem in spot here we can we'll go on there but me here you oh she was you're
running oh yeah they took it they took our ground
these pussies I got you guys today I got you
oh my god these guys are
Relentless
Yeah, we take the group
What a snap hook so get ready if they're gonna send it. Oh, I'm good. Oh, we are gonna be the good
Little bit it. Yeah, I got the group on this guy. Okay. I'm gonna get you fit as well for our getaway
You guys want to be pussy
For
Oh, we're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die a horrible violent death.
How did you tell me this team sent us? Stay back! Stay back!
I'm gonna get thirsty. You're fine. You're fine. Run. Run.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead immediately. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Sir! Sir!
Where did these guys go?
Look it, now they're gonna get a sentence.
Why did they shoot me? I didn't do nothing!
I'm not interested in you!
Why did they shoot me? I didn't do nothing!
Oh!
Oh!
Dude, I was so pure!
Jesus Christ!
I see now on the high side that was kind of a stupid plan.
Oh, yeah, no, no, it was stupid, but I was actually it was fucking genius if we didn't get third-parted. You know me
I got I had so much goop and if that team challenges us, there's instantly dead
Yeah, I don't I don't I don't I know now that I think about it
I think running out into the middle of the open with no heels and almost dead was not the best idea
Yeah, I had some heels but honestly,
it's not what that one team fucked it up for us.
Dude, they were too good, the guys with the snap hook.
No, I think it was the team behind us.
It was coinciding.
You were, I mean, you were fucking that guy, right?
And I was fucking the guy,
so we're both fucking the guy.
Yeah, okay, I'm following, I'm following.
Then I think we... we win.
Exactly! Exactly!
We did it!
Well you completely out of heels?
Mm-hmm. I have nothing. I have like one serious...
I honestly had that. I had to use it when they shot me in that corner.
Uh...
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm telling you, dude, I'm telling you. I think that that...
I think we should have just taken our goop and... and scared out of him.
And we should have taken the goop, it's mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I know it'd be funny to fuck those guys by stealing their group because you're being big pussies, but that was literally in the middle of nowhere.
No escape route.
You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we got Eiffel Towered by four big, chronic gentlemen basically immediately as we showed up in that location.
Yep, you know.
Yeah.
And we did even plan.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I'm already getting for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
whoop I got a thinker!
a little bit of goop
a little bit of goop
a little bit of goop
here we go
one a moment
here we go ten of these bad
or nine of these bad boys
at five that works as well
a little bit of fingernail
I'm a these gentlemen
Okay, I'm good to go
That's right
I did testicular torsion last month. Thank you for spreading awareness. I hope you get one in solidarity
Give me old nut twist
Any time, sir, any time, don't you worry, I'm spreading awareness.
It's a very serious ailment and only a little hilarious.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Maybe for Christmas Day the cards will bring you a new testicle.
How do you wish?
Fog? You beat to level 75 yet?
No, we're getting closer.
I'm number 20.
On the verge, on the verge of greatness.
You check this bad boy?
I think I missed something during this last pondering.
The Christian's mother appreciating big dogs.
Thanks, Mr. Loot, my boy.
Merry Christmas, good sir.
Merry Christmas.
How do you feel about calculus?
Do you get more silly use or do you not?
Jeez, the duality of man.
The duality of man.
It is testicular torsion Tuesday after all one of the best days of the week to drink and
Christmas adjacent
Can we goon no no no you can't have your 15 seconds of gooning time just yet
Sir if you do you'll just waste it for the rest of the week. You have to wait till Monday
I
Used to drink V8 religiously you throw a little bit of ice and some salt there that thing is delicious
And it's good for you. Are the games going better today?
They are to get the other way making hella space dollar. I got 200,000 speckledo
I
Need 20 seconds. No, you don't know you don't what are you going four rounds? Come on. Let's be real right now
Let's ride
That's right.
Ready, Mr. Cochee?
Oh, thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Okay, let us proceed.
It's spooky out here, eh?
Oh, clicker clicker!
Oh
Because you we should do we should go to the next locked gate who's he do see you get the Bobcat blue pen come on
I
Just cut the belligeons
Yeah, but other than that you don't even craft the ammo you think you're gonna crap fucking Bob's cat
It's on my fault. Mr. Chicken just isn't putting out like he used to
Your cops and upgraded max isn't it? But he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't give me enough nutrients to make all the stuff I need
Mr. Chicken, I'm telling you, he's a locking.
He's sleeping on the job.
BobcatBP was the first thing I had on reset.
You got it from Tick Trials.
Tick Trials?
Do what a Tick Trials.
Good to find it. By the way, when you do the lock gate, where is the BobcatBP?
Oh my God, Space Jesus is up here.
I'm coming back down.
I don't know. I haven't done it. I haven't done it since that, that shit is like, unplayable.
Right, someone's talking. What? What? Where?
The name is Davey. Okay. Right there. Right there. Right there down there.
Right, you might. Where's you talking from?
Well, let's get down there and find out!
I bet you Davey is plotting something evil on the other side!
Yeah, he's probably on it. Yeah, let's get on that
Yeah, he jumped over two of them. Yeah, come back out. Hey, what do you mean?
They jumped the car. Oh, no the dude. No, they didn't they're right here
Right, they're right under
Fuck you sir. Fuck you
What you talking about what you talking about you're talking crazy
The streaming peanut. Where are you? I want to treat me what a sweet light what a sweet train
Perfect perfect
Well, we don't have the element of surprise yeah, I only ever run again only ever run again to be to me to
Okay, we have to keep her in a sense
Fuck you sir, fuck you eat my said
No, I see we just
But you got you got to trust me we go here we come on
We go there. They'll follow us because it screams type it and then we'll blast them in the middle of the field
Oh, they
wait the same don't see what oh
you're not ready at all and then shoot us oh great day
I got one I got one I got one this is ice you go across good thing yeah watch
Odingo Odingo
He's terrible
She lay this pinkie I
Had not heard it understood as single where these gentlemen have said the entire time
Well, what time is saying he's friendly enough to shoot us, but then they shot us and then they weren't funny
I don't really know
Oh my god, they're right there in their hands them
We should wait for that
Fuck you eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop
George!
He's dead.
Oh, good work.
Go back, go back.
Did you get it, Boop?
Did you get it, Boop?
Did you get it, Boop?
Oh, oh my God, cool.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Where?
I can see the red building.
You're sniping it.
You think we got like an Oscar or something?
Oh, is that a nice shot?
Might as well be charges.
Our goop.
Yeah, I can't even get my goop.
There's Hootigan's guarding at me.
Here, here, here, here, here.
Can I get you a turn?
Can I get you white cloth?
No, I still have four more.
You got a smoke by chance?
I do.
You mind popping it on this goop right here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
off it out for a real one.
Seeeesh!
Thank you, Mr. Closey.
Thank you, good sir.
Whatever you're ready, sir.
Whatever you're ready.
We do it.
I've got a wall.
Yeah, I've got a wall.
Take that!
Stupid bitch.
Don't worry, Coach.
I've got it coming.
I've got it coming, Coach.
See, don't you worry.
You're in good hands.
Well, let's leave to get out playing.
You should go kill the guys in the red building or do we leave?
No, we need to.
We gotcha, gotcha.
Tactical reset.
I haven't been here before.
Really?
Yeah, do you have any?
No, but I can't use one.
Oop, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir!
Ah, two savvy boys!
Yeah, I got a Vene4 and a Toro4.
Well, that's because you...
You pooped it.
Yeah!
They're still blasted.
Ah, I mean, those guys...
Oh my god, I'm cheating, oh my goodness, I'm cheating!
Shit!
Can you just turn around and hit me?
Mm-mm-mm!
What, 81 kicks on him?
Oh, shit.
I think twice about messing with us next time.
Oh, it's Hooligans.
Oh my god, there's people right there.
There.
That's right, they've spaced you, Disagro.
Either coming.
Keep your eyes peeled, or I'm going to get you in trouble.
I don't see nothing.
I don't see nothing. I don't see- Oh, wait, they're coming! They're coming!
They're coming?
Uh! They're over yonder, over yonder!
Yeah, I mean, they're not gonna kill us. We just leave. I don't know what they're doing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Fuck you! Eat the poop out of my ass!
Hopefully they heard that too. I don't know if the sound echo's that far.
I think-
Ex-ill-is-ray, gentlemen! Ex-ill-is-ray!
We're doing pretty good! We're doing pretty good right now!
This is going pretty good!
I got a Venator 4, a Cattle 3, and Ville 3, and a Trigonade.
And 7 vials of Fentanyl.
Nice.
7 vials of Fentanyl, Clokesy.
That's good.
That's a good plan.
It's that premium shit.
Now that stepped on garbage you usually get from Mr. Siney.
Good, good, good.
He's mixing it with bacon soda or something.
100%.
And he wants to fuck me.
Where is he?
Yeah, I got to stay away from Mr. Tiny though.
Yeah, where is he?
Oh no.
Locked game in 36 minutes, do we go for the Bobcat BP?
Peanut.
What?
You can get the Bobcat BP anywhere.
No, no, it's only on Locked Game.
No, you can get it from Trials.
You can get it from anything.
No, wait.
No, no, no, it's Lockgate!
No, there's a rumor that it's only on Lockgate, but that got proven false when people started getting in from trials and like, other shit.
Proven false by liars and deceivers!
Okay.
They're trying to poison your mind, Coxe! You can't let them in!
They're in my head.
It's only on Lockgate!
That's what we have to do that in 36 minutes! Get the BP and craft it!
The master plan.
Merry Christmas, I hope you and yours a good season homie.
Merry Christmas, good sir.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, good sir.
Cozy has like 20 bobcats.
Do you have 20 bobcats?
I if you believe one more person that says
I have bobcats, I will fuck you.
Oh my god, god, what dude?
Cozy has 25 bobcats?
What?
Oh my, Cozy you have 25 bobcats?
Cat? What the heck? I 100% believe that. I think it's the truth. Oh my God.
Well, I guess, I guess I should make my crime. Don't, don't kill me here. Pick a bit up.
Now, let me put my group away.
One moment.
Sell this bad boy. That should do.
Here we go.
I want to recycle this gentleman here.
It'll be an extra group.
Alright, let's align!
Take more heals.
Yeah, probably should have a little bit more.
Just a tad more.
Wait, now I'm going to go!
Now we ride.
Oh, hmmm.
Oh, hmmm.
Whatever, you 20, 20, could you whatever you now?
30, actually not too high, 33, almost 34.
I'll get 34 this right.
I should be higher, but...
Well...
What level are you?
I'm level 20! I'm level 20!
How long did it take for us to get level 75 last time?
Uh, like a...
A week, maybe?
Week? I bet you we can do that again. I bet you we can beat it.
I bet you we can beat it. I bet you by Saturday we're level 75.
No doubt. No doubt.
Well, you're taking- you're taking off two days.
You're taking off one day for Christmas whimsy.
Sandy Cards is coming to town. I gotta take off!
you know that if you stay up you can maybe see Santa come in your chimney I
want to fuck miss the cause I give him cookies and then he gives me his mouth
say thank you shit I'm your slut
I just registered what the fuck
Let's ride a dagger!
You ready for a crazy raid which good made a liquid by the gods by the God you don't
meet the check-out to follow me through
oh mr. soggy be here my mother 25 is my boy good man good a man
and mr. full-time my mother 25 is my boy good man good a man
good lad be do good a lad be wise
he's easy to grace
he's easy to grace
he's a lad
hmm
hmm
We got the best spot in the map right here.
You can set up easy.
I didn't know where to come in this map, so I didn't bring traps.
And the only gun I have is a Renegade.
Yeah, I've only got a Renegade too.
Okay.
Well, we should keep our distance before we get fucked in the IS.
Well, first let's take this clank in a notch.
And then we'll go up the stairs and wait there.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I want so much to like embark, but I swear to God,
Those guys in there are all just sitting at the desk, playing mind sweeper all day.
There is no way that these glitches stay this long.
Yeah, I don't know. Well, they're at it. They're at it all for like a while, right?
Well, because of Christmas.
Yeah. What if one of them were some Satan or something?
Honestly? True.
Oh my god!
Oh god!
You alright?
Do you get Christmas off if you wear some Satan?
I think so.
Because you get Christmas off if you wear some Satan or no.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you still get it off.
You still get it off.
To these those guys would be out of the office too
Little bit
Little bit of food, oh and we're lucky score
I'm gonna give you there was a thousand of pop that's good group and
No, it's not
One thousand space dollars? You crazy?
How broke are you?
I'm not broke! A thousand space dollars is a lot!
They can feed my space family for weeks!
You give it to space charity?
In the kitchen, in the kitchen, in the kitchen.
Guys, I'll handle them. Oh my God, I'm gonna die immediately.
They were not in the kitchen, you dirty liar.
Oh, I'm gonna back up a little bit. I'm gonna back up a little bit.
NON-GEDRU!
One's on the corner, but...
I can't...
I'm hurt, I'm hurt!
I'm hurt, I'm hurt!
He's gonna switch!
Fuck!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
He's gonna switch, I'm gonna switch!
I wish my trigger gun ain't man, I should've killed him.
That was my last two recharge!
Yeah, this guy's...
WHAT?!
This guy's screaming Mr. Silly!
Perfect!
What a sweet treat!
What a sweet blight!
Okay, they are 100% stream sniping.
Really?
What was your first clue, guys?
What was your first clue?
Oh, I didn't make any noise.
You want the man's cop?
Get it!
They predated the fuck out of me, man.
Oh, my God, they even teamed up with the Clankers.
I'm watching.
You're right.
We got you, got you.
We're watching that way.
You kill this Clanker real quick.
I see him in the corner.
Where?
Right there.
At them?
Oh, nice shot.
How do you like that, bitch, boy?
Plenty more where that came from.
I bet you this hooligan's just sitting right there jacking his speed.
Keep on there, keep on there.
Guys, we do a little roundabout to the right, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
These are the Satan worship places we were just talking about.
Oh my goodness.
It's almost like they know where I'm going to be before I know where I'm going to be.
Yeah.
Dude, serious?
These guys are good players.
Stay far, stay far, stay far.
one so up by the way what are they talking about you're talking crazy
what's your one yeah where you under right under broken broken nice you
bitch how do you like that oh shit oh my god well I got him she recharges
I'm gonna push it, I'm gonna push it!
Broke one, broke one!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
No!
Retreat, retreat!
You can't even hold that milk, cause you don't have it!
Oh my god.
Another team, another team, another team, another team!
Are you joking?
I'm gonna kill the steam sapper.
What's going on out there?
What's happening?
Oh my goodness. Oh my God.
Sir, sir.
Are these all the stream savers?
No, these are the stream saver team.
This would just have to be way enough to be a mess.
Oh, sir, sir.
How much do you take that D-Fib and shove it up your ass and die?
Maybe that?
Have you thought about that before?
Hold up, sir. Maybe there's a compromise.
Why don't you take your D-Fib, shove it up that guy?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Sir, sir.
your D-Fib shoving up that guy's ass and then that guy takes his D-Fib and he shoves up your ass.
Fuck these guys, fuck these guys. Bet you won't D-Fib us again. Bet you won't D-Fib us again.
Well, alright, well see you later guys, see you later guys, excellent, excellent, wow,
Let me tell you, let me tell you, those guys are cool.
Those guys are the coolest.
I will almost 100% say that that one guy is cheating.
One of the guys who killed us?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, the stream cypress.
He missed three shots at me after he revived me, you see?
OK, stop.
They pre-nated us like crazy, right?
And then they randomly run zipline and wait, zipline?
like they knew a team was rotating ladder,
but ladder didn't make any noise.
Oh.
I mean, not ladder, stairs, like metal stairs.
Like there was no, no, no, no, no stairs.
I thought the streamstepper was on metal stairs.
No, no, no, the team that we killed
was a completely different team.
The streamstepper team ran from stairs
and then went down the zip to the first floor,
like they knew another team was pushing.
Got you, got you, okay.
Got you, got you.
That, yeah, I honestly,
I don't even know how they knew we were going down.
I'll hit my screen and everything.
Are you hiding your screen?
No.
What do you mean no?
Wait, no, I'm being told you didn't hide your screen.
Yes I did, yes I did.
I hit my screen.
Maybe.
Did it, chat a magic?
I don't remember, but I think I did.
I think I did.
You revealed your screen?
No, I didn't!
You know, I didn't have my screen!
You tell me I did!
It was you that!
Wait, did you?
You're the perpetrator!
You didn't hide your screen!
Oh, wait, that's my fault then.
Fuck!
Good going, Cloaksy!
Good going!
I see that's my fault.
I take full responsibility.
That one's unclosey!
That one's unclosey!
One moment, crew.
I take full responsibility.
That was a closeie.
One moment.
I take full responsibility. That's my fault.
Can we get a little bit of coo?
I'm bringing a chicken in.
On the bright side, we should have known that was one people.
Mm-hmm.
I got one group.
Yeah, fuck those random people.
I hope they have a horrible day.
I place a crocs on them and their families.
And the steamsipers.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah, they were talking and I heard your voice in their mic.
Perfect perfect dude, that just means that that just means that it was point echoing from my mind
That's why what's going on. That's why it was going on. Whoa. There's two peanuts. Oh, my dude. Whoa
Shamshin, let me tell you those guys were cool. Those you know, what's crazy is I actually know those guys
Those guys just got off of a 40 meter yacht just last week in the Bahamas
They were counting their money on it and when they came off let me tell you three victorious secret models were wiping their lips
And then after that what they had to do is they had to hop on their solid gold jet and fly back to America
So they could hop on their computers and be absolute losers and see sign us
Which is crazy because their schedules are busy very very lucky of us to run into those guys in this time very serendipitous
very serendipitous I
I
Use a little bit more group one moment
Of course you I need more I need more than fucking toilet paper than bandages. I guess what's fine
I can bring your herbal
Yeah, I have a lot of a lot of bandages without me quite supply. Thank you, sir
I'll bring you three sterilized. I'm out of pink triangles. I'm actually back to buying green triangles for mr.
Siney Siney shut up. I know you want to just have sex with me
Do that.
How'd you know my name was Shiny?
Mr. Shiny, Mr. Shiny.
I'm going in green shield by the way, don't you got me?
These are trying times for Goomba.
These are trying times for Goomba.
The worst part is if I didn't have a renegade,
I instantly killed that guy with the tempest.
Fuck I'm ass, I'm ass, I'm ass.
Well, that's okay.
One day you'll be as good as me.
All right, let's ride.
I just creepy unlocked.
You have hide my screen.
I see.
I want to mute my game.
I'm going double down.
I'm mute my game.
That's right.
What's your favorite game before arc?
I played Tarkov.
I played escape from Tarkov.
It's like arc but with more aids and you never have fun and you hate it.
And it gives you kids.
Yeah, it's really fun indeed pretty fun indeed.
Will you ever play Tarkov?
I've got a Tarkov stash coming up with Mr. Officer very soon.
Of course, I think I was talking with someone the other day.
Are you going to try Marathon?
Have we done it?
Have the company with you?
I'm going to try it.
I don't think it was with me.
I'm telling you, I think it was a, honestly, I think it was a decent game.
I like the snappiness of the weapons.
That's what I like.
It was like, it was kind of, I mean, other than the stealing the art, which is hilarious,
it was pretty snappy when it came to like using the guns and using the items.
That's what I like about a game.
Now let's ride!
Let's ride!
All right, Mr. Koshy, lock it in.
This is the one.
This is where we get our comeback.
Are you ready to get a comeback or what?
Oh, I'm here.
I was talking to myself.
Koshy, are you ready to get our comeback or what?
I'm ready to come on here back for sure.
Let's ride!
To the tower!
Come back or what I'm ready to come on your back for sure
Here take advantage. Oh, yeah, good thinking
I've been alone guys
You can go in the close.
Well, are you gonna blue balls with the bongas?
Well, I keep trying to set up tides to play talk-off,
but then the Arc Raiders keeps releasing cool new chef.
I had that one on talk-off Tuesday last week,
and then the snow was there.
You can't miss the snow.
Snow is cool.
And then I was gonna play it this week, but then the wipe happened.
And you can't miss the wipe.
It's cool.
Oh, get out of here, Cranker.
Gotcha.
Oh, jeez.
How are we going to do with the Stobags?
I don't think so. I'm going to aggro the mage, aren't I?
Really?
Yeah.
Dude, that could be maximum group potential right there.
Just going to take a little peep.
Mm-hmm.
Little peep never hurt anyone.
we just would just do a little walk by take a little gander yeah yeah oh wait
let's get up late late you visit mine no wait they are taking the main shot
this this could be it this is our moment cozy this is it
maximum group potential. What? Hey Peter, that's this one. This is that one. Fuck.
Oh! Okay! Oh, they're gone, they're gone. Yeah, fuck him. Let's just go to the
Major. Those guys are gone. Those guys are long gone.
I
Man made
Someone's bashing up top. I see a ms tracking the glue loved I've never heard no one. Nope. They're done. Oh
Yeah, I have an angle stature. I'm like I'm just gonna I'm just gonna end up level four though
Mm-hmm.
You think I'm gonna be taking it?
Oh, they died!
What just happened?
What just happened?
A Jupiter?
Oh, yeah, Jupiter.
I keep forgetting to bring the vent.
Remind me next time.
Uh, huh.
I hope you have that, girl.
From whom?
The little hornet.
I think God is the one that came here.
We're gonna get our ass blasted.
Call me Rock of Deer, huh?
Oh, jeez!
Folks, you know time for goofing around, folks.
You have time to lock in.
Is that you doing that?
Yeah, I just killed both of the Hornets on us.
Hey, did you just pull off?
Well, they did it!
Oh my god.
Oh, no they didn't.
It's like, never mind.
I made it up.
I really made it up.
What the hell?
I don't it sounded like the major I don't know what that was
Oh
Click and tag click and tag
Oh yeah
Wait, oh let me help you
Can't you run, can't you run right here?
Let's get him
One shot headshot
He's going, he's going, he's going
Nice work. What the hell was that? That's a shovel, sir. Then we, where's the guy from
the first team? You see three guys.
You
Then right here
This guy's not calling me first
He's going
Thank you, sir
I'm kidding. Oh my god, dude. I got a bit of four and three sugar grenades
We are missing someone
But there's one guy that was down right yonder that I shot him in the face when he was begging for help
I don't know where his teammate is
Oh, oh
Oh
11 wolf packs what the fuck
All right, wait, where's it? Where's that guy's teammate? Oh, I don't know
Who she'd ever seen as many wolf packs
wait
What I see me so that guy came here to make sure
Zulean percent
Those other two guys were poor. Yeah, how many more patches to take the kill of me charge. We take it
I don't think we need an outfit. We take it. Let's wait. Yeah, give it
What you remember? I got 40 out. Mm-hmm
We might need more
We can find his little boyfriend. We can get more major killing group
He was crawling this way these boyfriends over yonder
Be miss for cushy
We find his boy we can 100 cent take it
Bro you killed me
No, we're boyfriend. Yeah, where's your boyfriend at?
We're just like that. We're the other guy. He has a group to kill it
There's no way that guy loaded in solo.
Dude, no way he loaded in solo with 11 Wolfpacks.
He's gotta have a boyfriend.
100%.
Dude, where is your boyfriend at, sir?
He didn't go hatch.
I was watching hatch.
Unless that guy actually could have slept on a lock.
Unless it was a Trio's game.
I mean silos, everybody tell me silos.
Silo's.
What's that?
What's a silo?
What the fuck is a silo?
I saw a show called silo that kind of looked like that,
but on the ground.
He said dead in silos.
What the fuck is a silo?
This silo's like a circle.
If anything, it looks like a circle.
Okay, okay.
Well, I'm an electrical.
It's a water tower.
Here's your circle?
Wait, the water tower by you, by you, by you.
What, where?
What?
We're what a talent.
What are one of these please?
Oh, I found him. I found him.
Really?
Yeah. Uh oh.
Oh, nice word.
Oh my God. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it.
What's going to do?
We can do it.
There's a hole cracker.
Oh my.
Oh.
We can do 100 percent of it.
This is our raid. This is the moment.
Make the run now.
I don't know where you're supposed to take it from here chat. Where are you supposed to take it from here?
I'm a judge you have a judge
five four forty eight fifty
Just enough
Let that click I have it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait where are we supposed to take it from here?
Let that click I have it
The broad games by the hacks a little bit of the broad games
the broad james the broad james you cannot go down the broad james save the wolf pack for that save the wolf pack for that save the wolf pack for that
we gotta get you we how many should i save a lot probably get out of here clicker i think we're
Oh my god.
Come here.
Peanut.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, are we fucking for real?
Oh my god!
They stuck up on me two crickets!
Yeah, I have to reset this.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
What do you mean you're dead?
We have to.
We have to okay. This is what we're gonna take it from the hatch, okay?
Okay, did you have a hat ski? Oh
My god, oh, hey, how you doing? Oh
Fuck
That's okay, but I think I managed if we have a hatch key like a little bit
Good
I don't know if I don't want to go to school again so we can't.
Please, you're up, please, you're up, please, you're up.
OHHHHHH!
You're up, please?
Why are you doing this?
I didn't click a city over here!
Oh, and how?
OH MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
You call me or no?
Let's go, go, go!
I
Could get you
Right here. There's a hundred clink is trying to get into your hole right outside the building. Yeah, that's why that's why we just sit here. Oh
Oh my god.
You got 100% call right?
I don't need to.
But now.
Yeah, I'm all good.
I'm all good.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh my god.
I just realized I do not have the pink triangle.
It should be good.
I just gotta wait for this linker to reset.
Go, go, go.
Excuse me, bitches, minor.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Go, go, go!
Excuse me, Mitch's minor, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Mitch's minor.
Oh, thank you sir.
I only have one defense, I don't have one defense though.
Let me heal real quick and then we'll go back to it.
So you will pack on these, who's he watching?
Yeah, probably.
Come on James!
Of course it's us.
Come on James!
Come on James!
I have the front. I have the front.
This is fire's dad.
Take out the trash.
I got 13 heavy bullets.
get your car with it
you can be alive
just yeah, wait, keep that door shut
wait, this is OP by the way
oh hello
Jesus Christ
do you shoot these like this?
oh yeah oh I can't see
oh what the hell what the hell is going on fuck is that Jesus Christ
this guy's keen to play ball, Crotty. He's keen to play ball.
He's about as busy as...
I keep stepping on men.
Come on, James!
Watch out for your right, watch out for your right. The bastard's on the far right side.
Come on, James!
My dog!
He's being absolutely pile-driven.
Come on, James!
Watch out for your right, watch out for your right.
Hey, is this shooting for real?
Yeah, well, thanks.
I need to decide some mouth to open.
You want his Robussy?
Yeah.
It's right here where his Robussy is exposed.
Playing his day.
Is it?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wait, did he throw a smoke?
Was that you?
Right, somebody else threw a smoke.
He got his whole Robussy's exposed.
Yeah.
Mr. Spider's back!
Wait, dude, I'm actually doing so much fucking damage there.
I'm going to try to create the robust you okay.
Does that do a lot or no?
No.
Oh no.
Oh fuck.
We're going to die.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, most likely.
Most likely.
I think we need more heavy ammo.
These are just who's he is.
Maybe not actually.
I don't know about...
I don't know about...
I don't know about...
I don't know about...
I don't know about...
I don't know about...
I don't know about...
I've only got 27 shots left in 4 trigger names.
We know I've got a finnish tour, and there's other guys having medium ammo on them.
We can take it with that.
We can take it with that.
Yeah, we could.
Can you shut that door?
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, shut it.
Thank you.
Let's do a 4c.
I need this wall to go down, bro.
Oh my god.
Please wall go down.
By the gods.
Oh only one side of the river scene is exposed only one side
That's your job
We're gonna be smarter I don't know about this coach. I don't know about this
We can go, we can go, we can go, we can go!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, retreat!
We can go, we can go, we can go!
I don't know, I don't know about this, Mr. Cozy!
We can go, we can go, we can go, we can go!
There seems to be, like, literally every click in the game, on top of it.
We can go, we can go, we can go, we can go!
I've been smoking yet.
Oh, Mrs. Bader, Mrs. Bader's back.
Oh, I'm here.
There.
Right here.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Who the hell is this guy?
God, I'm a-
What the fuck?
I'm what?
Get out of here!
See you later, stinky.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
Oh, I'm a-
You buy house make sure able fries
Rocketeer is actually
Sounding us. Oh, I got a 40-more heavy. I got a pretty more heavy
We're in another 40 more. I need another 40 more. Oh
My god, what am I getting hit by the other two?
Rockets here, bro!
Ooh. Oh, nice.
Well, that's very nice.
Close, close. I have three angle fours with like 200 heavy ammo.
Hey, what if we ignore everything outside and we shoot them through the window seat?
Maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know somebody else
Hey, he's that girl someone else, by the way
Well, we're not here
There's a really fee-lagged
We went with the lure grenade
Yeah, that works, I don't know where it went
I don't know, I have no clue where it went
We're brought, James!
Okay, he reset
No
We just gotta piss him off again, right? Where's yet?
Yeah
I mean, we have to reman
Oh my god
Here he is
Oh no no no
I don't know what he's got
He went and he chased after another guy
I see him I see him
I picked him up
Nice
Believer
There's no way we kill this
There's no way we kill this
You'll be a bachelors
We got this we got this
We got this easily we got this easily
Who the fuck?
Where'd he go?
Oh my god he has a wall up
Who the hell?
What the hell is that?
You're calling an artillery from outside the map!
Bombardier?
Oh my god!
He chased that guy's teammate.
You're telling me that guy, that solo player just ruined it for us?
OHHHHH!
You fucking kidding me?
Alright, Coach. He calls you once we are coming to the plant.
I say we leave.
I say we leave. There is Mr. Krabs, Mr. Spider, 40 Hornets, a Bombardier, and the mage sharks aren't even smoking.
Yeah.
I'm gonna kill this guy though.
Yeah, fuck this guy specifically.
You take that Mr. Spider, take that!
You like that!
Yo, Baxter's aggroin' so Baxter, wait!
What?
I think he's outside in the lab.
He died.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, first let's go Mr. Spider, he seems to be twirling on it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
On you, on you, back side, back side, back side of the building, the guy.
Get you, get you, I'm going, I'm going!
Fuck it!
Fuck you you piece of shit! Fuck you!
Oh?
Um...
Wait, is there a base truck right here?
I'll mess it up.
No! No, yeah, yeah, what's up?
I gotta fuck it first.
I think he fucked it for you, my boy!
I think he fucked it for you, my boy!
I'm out!
I cut my losses, I made a calculated decision, Glucy.
And I've decided to watch.
I've decided.
No thanks. I'd rather keep my life. I'd like to be alive.
But a little bit of goop.
Nah. No thanks.
Wait, is there that portal?
Excellent rage, gentlemen. Excellent rage.
Not doosabby, not doosabby.
RZ probably would have been more worth it to sell the 100,000 space dollars worth of
wall packs I had instead of throwing it at the matriarch and doing, godfuck nothing.
Okay, no. If we saved... I think if we saved the wolf packs...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, well, look at that.
Or... I think if we saved the wolf packs for the...
...rocketeers and shit, I think we kill it.
Well, hold up. Wait, I actually have a new idea. You know those, like, mini wolf packs, the green ones?
Yeah.
How much do those cost to craft?
I have... not a damn clue.
If they're really cheap, we can make, like, a billion of them and take the meat truck for free.
There's a mob?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What?
Per maybe? Per chance?
No, I'm telling you maybe!
It could be the master plan!
Honestly, maybe.
Oh, I think you have to find the blueprint.
I'm not seeing it in the explosions table.
Oh, you definitely have to find the blueprint.
Yeah, no, I don't see it. I don't see it.
They're my plan out. Plan down.
Alright, new plan out.
I think we just go back and see if anyone's doing it again.
well it could be a little hard for that but well because he doesn't exist anymore
but but on the bright side lock gate is now available and we can get our Bobcat
blueprint and we're not doing locked gate man every time we go lock gate we
just donate loot you're giving you're giving the snipers 30 minutes to load
in. 30. I don't know about you, but I'm fucking poor.
Well, haha, that's hilarious, but that doesn't negate from the fact that we need the Bobcat
BooBread.
You know, you're not going to craft. You have never crafted anything. Ever! You bought
ammo with a hundred K instead of crafting it.
Every night I hear-
No, can a group of people get a blue shield?
You act like you're ever gonna have the materials for it.
What are you talking about?
He's a new segment!
He needs the Bobcat footprint!
Right now!
He's got mad! He's got mad with power!
He's talking crazy! He's talking like a hoodlum!
He's talking like a crazy person!
I don't have hands, dumbass!
I'm red-handed.
He's out of his- he's out of an oven mind!
Closing free kit, Lockgate, Bobcat, Blueprint, Scannaddle.
That's the plan.
Closing free kit, Lockgate, Bobcat, Blueprint, Scannaddle.
Little pre-raised stroke, now let's get in there.
Yeah, that's what I set up for that.
Oh, jeez.
I'll teach you the way, Mr. Closing.
I'm the ancient scrolls.
But for now, let's get the Bobcat, Blueprint.
Let's keep it one step at a time.
One step at a time.
Let's go get that box out of the way, buddy.
One moment, two.
You guys are lied.
You're gonna sell it anyways.
That was literally only three times.
That was if they were mistakes, they were mistakes.
Poopsie poopsies.
Did a Goopa not make a mistake?
I take a Goopa makes a mistake and the society goes mad.
Ooh, let's ride.
Do any raiders have eyes on the gate?
Some folks have triggered the emergency shutdown which can only be bad news.
Find the key cards to override the protocol so we can uncover whatever it is that can't stand the lock-
OHH!
That's right.
Huchi, how do we get the keys?
Shit.
Okay. We have to go-
We need a key from reinforced reception.
Reception we need a key from ancient fort then we need a key from pilgrims peak and then we need a key from
warehouse complex
Okay, all right reinforce reception first
Wait, this they up this to 40 minutes instead of 30. Mm-hmm. Oh, this 40 minutes. I go. Well, this is gonna go. Well
Do you close your safety be raiders refugees? Sorry under us, too
We got to get to reinforce the reception first because reinforce the reception is the closest
You take it one step at a time
One step at a time
We get the keys we put them in the locks and we get the bonkat blueprint
There's a team in there ready
the hell was that there's landmines around that
two first first one broke one broke oh you got two grenades
oh wow this is gonna go really well oh nice oh oh
Oh.
Oh.
One.
Oh, nice.
Oh, good raid.
Oh, good raid.
Good raid.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Good raid.
Good raid.
Ooh.
Oh, bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
I got one, but uh, those guys had really nice shots.
Yeah.
Okay, well, fuck you guys.
fuck you guys, fuck you sir, fuck you in the red, fuck you teammate, fuck you guys, I hope
you die a horrible, violent, fiery death full of multiple explosions and endless suffering.
Excellent raid, excellent raid, fuck one guy dude we instantly down one two, yeah, dude
If only I didn't have the ratman!
Honestly...
This might be the play, high key.
Because then if we kill those guys, then we have Venn 4s with a free kit, and then we kill everyone.
Exactly, that's what I've been trying to say!
And then we get the bomb cat blueprint and we rule the world!
Okay, no we... dude.
You will never, I promise you, you will never, you will never craft that blueprint!
You're not gonna ever get any bitches, but we should be talking about the negatives,
Mr. Close.
It's time to get in there.
My dad is coming back!
He just had to get cigarettes on his way home from Mount.
Don't you put that crocs on me!
Don't you put that crocs on me!
Don't you put that evil in me!
Happy Christmas, you're great.
Oh, that's right.
This raid.
This raid is where we make a difference.
We come in there and we show them who the boss is.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
The Malboro 100s.
I was always told Malboro 100s is the
homeless person's cigarette.
I never really smoke cigarettes, was that true?
I've been told they're the homeless people
like Malboro 100s because they're long.
Is that right, is that something?
Am I under something, am I under something?
Oh no, there's no time to discuss!
Let's ride!
You'll find the unfinished structures scattered around the valley.
Look for construction signs and coals.
My previous-
He's taking them home with people clothes.
Yeah, there was this homeless guy that didn't have a leg.
And I used to give him a box of peppers too, outside of 7-Eleven.
You know that?
Sometimes you'd have to say a ditch.
We're going to start showing up.
Oh.
Yeah.
Now, hope he's safe out there.
Oh.
Either that or he lost his leg to diabetes and the Dr. Pepper's killed him.
He probably shouldn't have bought him Dr. Pepper.
Yeah, well, I stopped buying him after I thought of that, and then I started buying him like sandwiches.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Ah.
For God?
That, there's mines.
Oh, there goes Miley Heels.
Well, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay
I didn't I didn't even think about that the first time so I started buying a non sugary stuff later on
Mm-hmm
Hey, wait, we need to we need to loop the key here. Well, well what is the key here?
You talking about okay wait wait wait they're saying on this you're supposed to
spring pilgrims peak loot that reset every single time wait what's pilgrims
peak wait wait why would you do that because that's where the bobcat blue
prints once they said rush pilgrims be included like repeat oh we gotta get
over there now yes who's tell you that who's tell you
that was that a premonition that you got from the great beyond or somebody telling
you that yes yes yes reliable source yes yes
who is it sound to bob cab blueprints there holy dingle holy dingle that could
be massive that could be mad surprise this could be huge
Unless they're tricking us to go to Pilgrim's Peak, and that's when they're gonna kill us!
Think about it.
Think about it.
I think that's Spanish, but where's the pasta okay you could say Q pasta then
but other than that only English I think that means where's the pasta shit I
I can use some pasta right now.
That actually sounds divine.
That sounds good.
I'm gonna get three Jack Spicey chicken sandwiches
after this three.
Let me do that.
Dude, we're talking about pasta.
What?
I got like a hundred.
Yeah, but we're talking about pasta.
What do you mean Jack Spicey chicken sandwiches?
Oh, okay.
I get off stream at like three in the morning.
There's not your local Italian shop
with mom and pop in there serving out pasta.
Okay, this is the dude.
There's probably a team already up here.
NOOOOO!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Broke up and stuff to you that trust me
No, well, I don't know we go that far, but he like yeah, but you were right
Okay, there's going to be so many people around here
Almost I do it right
God yeah
I'm gonna hide I'm gonna hide next to your cousins
where where oh I'm a marker okay well guys like it when guys like it good
bit you're gonna I can hold them I can hold it behind us behind us
it's a job oh I see I see him I see I see him
I
Oh
Go sir, please sir, please please please please please God please
That's my
I think I'm not joking. I think those guys are same cybers
Hey, I watched that team sprint across the entire map with free kids at you oh
damn it! excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
well, I'm depressed and have AIDS.
I've lost everything I care about, and everything near and dear to me, I have AIDS and I'm depressed.
that was possibly the worst thing that has happened all week.
My wife and I are having a gender reveal for our first baby and need you to make a wildly confident guess boy or girl
How's not that time checkers? Oh, I cracked both of them and they just ignore me
I don't know what to do
Boy a free kid free kid. Mm-hmm. We go back in there and we get that bomb kid blueprint
I cannot believe that happened. I cannot believe that just happened. Oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck
those people. Actually, I place a legitimate witch's hex on those people and everyone they
have ever come in contact with their family, their mom, their dad, their cousins, the fucking
mailman, the guy at the DMV office when they got their license.
Every one of them!
I don't know what I said, I don't know what I said, I don't know what I said, I don't know what I said.
God, I'm going.
We get the best one.
I'm so mad oh my god space Jesus and space Jesus associate I'm so mad about
that yeah I'm yeah yeah yeah those were extreme cypress and like are you an
idiot are you a stupid person oh it's probably dead that's why the guy
lurking in the shadows oh you saw what I saw I saw them and both get cracked
Ignore that start getting shot by the other team and then jump on you to melee you just so you get first it
By two teams you get it again
You have it this time I'm so bad
Nothing there, perhaps in this one.
Nothing here, you idiot peanut.
Nothing there.
It's the bobcat, Rupert.
in there.
Hmm.
Take that, Clicker!
Gotcha.
Hey, look at you, uh, peanut.
I know.
What are you doing, but don't give up hope yet!
Don't give up hope yet!
I don't want the fucking security codes.
Move them in here.
I want the bobcat
Put chance in here
I think we just swung one good match with a man
Those guys
Good lad you do get a lad
I'm not fighting nothing. Yeah, I'm either
That's the outside I got it I got it I got it I got it got it got it got it got it got it got it
Oh, oh, did you eat it? Yeah, yeah, but it's fine. I don't know you keep it out. No you keep it
I'll grab another one next time. I will never cut that will never cut it will be me this
I'll make plenty of them oh my god oh my god go back if you load it in with no
guns this would be in your ass well what are the chances the same thing happens
twice slim to none careful careful good my middle name is careful he's gonna
worry about me close he don't you worry about me wait you see the guy down
right no where wait peanut what if we call the extract and then shoot both
rocketeers so they come over he that's a stupid idea we just leave okay with the
I've never seen a team WK like that, and it may lead to thursuit.
Actively while getting shot.
Yeah, dude, I cracked the bolt here, and they just ignored me and ran at you.
Dude, I'm telling ya, those are successful Fortune 500 entrepreneurs!
Entrepreneurs! They're sittin' on their waterbed right now.
They've got their own pet lion, stacks of gold bars next to their bed.
Like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna streamside the peanut.
I'm gonna streamside the peanut, make sure he doesn't get that Bobcat blueprint.
And, pfft, after I think I'll have sex with 50 bitches.
You know what? Make it 55 bitches.
That's what those guys were thinkin'.
Those dads were those guys who do one.
Go on, Riff.
Well, I'm eating.
I- I- I- I- I packed one of them.
Hip, hip, hip. Co-co-co-co-co...
BACK TO SPAIN!!!
Fuck yeah.
I- FUCK YOU!
RAID TO THE BACK OF THE BACK OF THE BRAIN!!!
Finally!
FUCK YOU, DIE!
Good work.
Excellent work.
Excellent work.
Look at that.
I got it in the solar panels on the roof.
Thing of beauty.
Thing of beauty right there.
That's a thing of beauty right there, folksy.
Beautiful as the first day I saw her.
Beautiful as the first day I saw her.
Which was last made.
learn and consume oh I've already got this little red
dad but just like you do I have good extra point or two extra points
Now this bad boy, nice to do.
I could see next up, we need maximum goopage.
I'm gonna need some more pink triangles for soul.
Yeah, I'm going back in to find the Bobcat blueprint.
I need it now.
Pick it.
No!
Wait, peanut, peanut, do not sell your processors ever.
even than me that's what we create C4 yeah of course I what me I would
literally never sell a processor what are you talking about
said keep it in check of course with your OT but three people just said you
sold processors well three people are lying three people are are fiddling they
are trying to fool you they're taking you as a fool god of fools
I'm not freaking out the way. I'm gonna bring it in there. I
That I'm gonna bring it in and oh that's right. That's right. I
Can see your game code I can see your game code I can see your game code
Thank you so much for spamming that sir. Thank you so much for spamming that that would be my lobby code
That would be oh, no don't stream time be in the lobby. That would be my lobby coaster
But thank you so much for saying that I really did it. Oh, I'm telling you I'm telling you closely listen make mistakes
That's something being stupid. Hey, that's fine. Everybody has just moments
But the confidence the confidence in it. That's something I can review that sir
Allow me to congratulate you on your confidence right then right there
Massive going to tap that good sir
The confidence was to get you. The confidence right there in that statement was immaculate.
Where's the ball, won't pass me, I'll get there yet, I'll get there yet.
Oh Mr. Tankins, Mr. Wayne, Mr. Moon, I want to find some of the ones good men, good
ah men, good laddie dudes, good laddie guys.
What's the trick or the grenade brother?
You know, I was just told, I was just told, I forgot about that.
I forgot, I forgot.
I don't even think I have the Trigonade, uh, movement yet.
Why?
You can either find it or you get it from the first four quests.
I'll just find it.
Let's RIDE!
I
Like it's broken speak
It's broken speak
One more bobcat blueprint.
That's all we need.
Those were going to say, I'll keep the bobcat blueprint in my ass
while we go to the extract.
That way we can't lose it to stream cybers.
Mm-hmm.
You already got it.
Well, I know, but I'll give it back to you.
Oh, OK.
Just in case stream cybers come in.
Yeah, true, true, true.
Unless you brought a free kid, do you bring a free kid?
No, no, I brought a kid.
Oh.
Well, then never mind.
You got to understand.
Oh, Merry Christmas, Mr. J.
He's actually locked. What if we just do the locked gate?
Should we get the blueprint and put it in your butt and then do the locked gate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, mm-hm.
Follow me, clue.
I have people for the blueprint
Oh no blueprint here perhaps over younger I got it from the last thing too up top
The hatch right here.
Nothing there.
You changed right here.
Yeah, I think it has to be like pretty fucking rare.
What?
Back to back Bobcat blueprints.
Yeah, I think we're some lucky duckies.
Bet you can find it again though.
You find it again I was shocked and a beer at 1 a.m.
Oh, hell yeah, could, could. Good.
But, I just banned a guy who was telling everybody he was going to his YouTube.
Sir, we don't want to see your shit content, pal!
Oh my God! Freaking people here!
Okay, well my guy's fat and he's stupid and I'm dead.
Sir, before you kill me, they're right here.
right here right oh my god and I'm dead all right another great rain another
great rain perfect perfect what a sweet treat what a sweet life we are some
lucky guys we are some lucky guys oh see actually rip these men up on five of
the fucking anvil it was best friend the game
We've got a trick in each other.
Oh, got him, got him.
Uh-oh.
Man, I'm cold.
I think I'm loose.
Oh, I'm done.
Nah, you got this.
These guys are so fucking terrible, by the way.
Nice.
I-
He just shot on his block?
Yeah, I think he did.
Yeah, I could have sworn he said like Brooklyn 4-5 or something.
I had an Anvil Green shield, and they used 5 C4 on me.
Colxy, I don't think, I don't think I ignored the fact that guy just shot out his block.
He shouted out his block when he killed you.
He's representing a city, he's representing a city.
SILENCE!
Excellent, great, excellent, great.
Right back.
One more time, one more time.
Get a little bit of goop
kid
What?
insane
Cooks he just admit the outgunned you come on
Oh, I can't get I I complained about C4 and people said I'm a big stupid idiot face. Oh my god
Those devils those devious dogs
You believe you would use such brash language
Here we go. Perfect. Now we ride!
Why is it about how many C4s they use?
You're dead. That's all that matters. We think about that closely.
VIP that guy right now!
VIP him! You want Monum?
Monum that guy! He is obviously a ponderer.
He is obviously an indulger in complex intellectual topics.
of course
Until you know two and a half thoughts going through that guy's mind the transistors in there are firing at minimal speeds
minimal speeds
It's a pause every time you choose gum to walk every single time
Give that guy the deed to whatever city he lives in yes
I gave him the deed to the whole give him the key to the city. Give him the key to the city
I
Just 280p dude first off that's not even resolution. That's not even a ready. That's
Maybe like a civil war
Abraham Lincoln
Communication device had that resolution, but that's not a real resolution
Let's ride
I'm not sure what to do.
What?
What?
My food got dropped off?
There's takeouts over there on the west!
That guy's name that dropped off my food is Didier.
I think he fucked my sandwich.
Jeez!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm not joking.
That's a European, either French or Italian.
I don't know if my sandwich is going to have semen in it, but even better, even better,
it makes your tip them big.
I hope there's horseradish on my sandwich by the gods it's spicy but a little salty
little salty oh I just stepped on a mine can you say there's a mine there yeah I think
I saw a prompt when I was standing on it if you step on one and then don't move can
you would disometer something? I don't know. I'm gonna try it. Um, okay.
It's no way! Wait, that's pretty cool. No way. Wait, let's do the Ray Refugee
Puzzle. Yeah, cool! You can't, you can't. What's it up? What's it up? You know how to do it?
you want the four buttons yeah yeah mm-hmm one button right yonder
I think it's a button over here isn't there? Hey there's one up there I remember
helping that one single down in the week
I'll get that one
The outer gates are now... wait.
Wait, wait. Did somebody already do it?
We gotta get down there now!
Who the hell is this guy?
What the...
Get outta here scumbag!
Who the hell is that?
Get out of here! Get out of here scumbag!
Are you species that's just as vicious?
You a bit of goop?
You a bit of goop?
He was sniffing me on the lot, he was sniffing me!
Of course, I'm gonna make a break for...
Re-enforced reception, see if I can get down there, okay?
You gotta give me, wait, you gotta give me a second.
Well, you can make a break for it.
Oh, take those, take those.
You gotta give me a second, man.
You can make a break for it.
He's reset.
He's not coming.
Oh, my God!
Run!
Oh my god! Run!
Oh she's here, she's here, she's here!
Oh and there's a person right here.
Oh my god!
Of course you have to be in need of immediate assistance. There's space Jesus and multiple bogies ready to fuck me.
She's here, she's here.
Get back! Get back, demon!
Whose species is on him?
Go, go, go!
I do a little thinking on him.
Oh, one's down.
Thanks, species.
This actually got pretty good.
Who should we add?
It's not me, it's not me.
It's not me.
Who should we add? It's not me. It's not me. Oh my god, man
His boyfriend probably gonna come down and help him. Ooh
She little cheeky
His boyfriend's on the hill, I thirsted for the first guy
Oh, she might see him. Oh, he's got trigger grenades. Oh my god
Up on the hill. Okay, careful careful space use. Hey, it's accurate towards them
with this who didn't go he's up on on the bridge he said I'll be a moment ago
I'm not going to time me in here.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
A little bit of pinch at all.
Ah, two shabby boys.
I got the goop.
Fuck that guy.
Let's go down to the bunker.
Okay.
Hey, he died, he died, he died.
Wait, he's stupid!
He called the extract.
KERMAYDEEE!
Let's get him, let's get him.
He's in the room.
See me, Miss Rock, see me.
See me.
In which room?
Oh, oh my God.
There may be a clanker right there.
Yeah, I jumped in I jumped in I jumped in I jumped in oh good I'm coming go go go
we use you is we learn we learn coming little bit it come on in the waters
fine come on in you come on who the hell is that guy get out of here
yeah lick my leg lick my entire ass lick my entire ass
There he is!
Oh nice work!
There's a whole other team!
Let me just do one guy miss him!
Yes!
Infinite Lutglitz?
Hey hold up, Infinite Lutglitz?
Infinite Lutglitz?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey, hold up. Infinite loot glitch? Infinite loot glitch? Wait a second.
Wait, they're gotten inside right here.
Oh, wait, someone's coming up behind me!
Yeah, I got cracked. I cracked. I cracked.
We have 45 seconds to kill everybody and get on the loot.
I'm jumping and jumping and jumping. Jump video.
One, dead.
There's the science.
Wait, infinite loot glitch.
Who the hell is this guy?
He's actually an infinite loot glitch.
What about the... Do you loot the guy on the stairs?
I don't do anybody I think you blasted me
Okay, so look around the stairs
Go, go, go
He's poor
You have 50 tickets, 50 tickets
50 tickets, 50 tickets
Oh, oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
It's Chillin' Rain, gentlemen.
It's Chillin' Rain.
Infinite Goop Gledge.
It just kept coming.
It just kept working.
That was nice.
Well, I must say, any of them all have Trigonades and were
blown to Smithereads, but other than that, it's a pretty good technique.
Mm-hmm
Shift click
Dumb I I
Keep an organized inventory power. I like to know where everything is at all times
Mm-hmm. Well, that was me, bro
It's it on
I
Let me organize my goop it close you found bobcats you got a bonkat
Did peanut if you don't stop listening to these motherfuckers?
That's exactly what I got with a book
Look at what's there!
I got a bomb, I tell you!
No, you wouldn't!
Here, I probably wouldn't.
Exactly.
You see that?
You see that?
And the truth comes out.
You piece of shit.
Well, I see we need the exact same thing.
What do you think?
I think it's going pretty good.
I think, I'm telling you,
I think this is a pretty good technique.
found 20 bobcats. Okay, I hate you. He's slick, Peter. I know. You can't see through his guys.
But we know what he's doing. We know what he's up to. Clogsy, you think of us fools.
You think of us idiots that you can simply deceive one no longer. I'm on to you,
bitch boy in your bobcat confiscation scheme.
You know what you're doing.
So this bad boy like to do.
So these gentlemen.
All right, let's ride.
Your item is in, check the talk on patch notes, we come on.
Oh, she got five million space dollars.
You're a Cowboys fan?
I only watch any sports.
I only watch any sports.
The only thing I know about the Cowboys
is that cooks, he told me they were a lock
for a sports fat two weeks ago and then they lost.
I'm pretty sure they suck, but I'm not certain.
I'm not certain I have enough research,
but I'm pretty sure they suck.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
You can expand your stats, I think it's only $25,000, I can do that, of course it's getting
there, it's getting there, this race is going to go ten times better than the last one,
you thought that was a lot of poop, it's time to get, it's time to get wrenched,
it's time to get wrenched, space dollar wrench, I just poop myself, what do I do,
You get a crush and save it for a midnight snack
You make the stream higher than 36p
Make your country's population higher than 50 bitch. That's why your shit looks like that
You live in a third world country
That's why it looks like that
He got dial-up listening to the stream and now he has to even pick set this boy
Why you got a goop? I'm a goop. I'm a real goop up. I'm a real goop up
Goopers with attitude goopers and parents all that
Baby boy, you're an absolute fucking idiot.
Here we go again.
Here we go again.
I'm telling you, somebody gives a big super chat on YouTube, and then some dumbass comes
in three hours later thinking he just discovered it for the first time.
First guy to lay eyes on, he's like, Peta didn't acknowledge this.
That was three hours ago, sir!
Three hours!
I'm telling you I'm telling you listen boys mistakes. That's okay stupidity. Hey happens everybody
But the confidence and the stupidity you I could never I call you to it. It's commendable
It's honestly impressive sometimes it's impressive
It really is I know
We see. We see. We see. We see. We see. We got ready up. We see. We see. We see. There's
Where's Coachy at?
Where'd Coachy go?
I'm back, sorry.
Oh, welcome back! Welcome back!
I did my clue.
What'd you get?
I'm back, sorry.
I got steak.
What?
You do it at a steak?
Yeah, they're in a spot.
It's like a famous spot and they're open till 2am.
And they have the best fucking steaks ever.
Whoa.
I'm not gonna lie to you, if I had a place like that, I would probably be literally five times out here.
The only thing I can order it to in the morning is Jack Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and Water Burgers.
That's it.
Well, it's like, they have like all-fret, it's like a famous spot around here.
Mm-hmm.
Not boxing myself, because there's like three of them.
But it's called McGuire's and it's an Irish spot.
And they catch fresh fish and steak.
They're so good.
And they're open to 2AM.
You see, those guys must be good.
Catching fish and steaking out the wild.
Now let's ride!
You
Oh, it's just normal bluegate.
That's why I was confused about why we're coming here.
Oh, oh, jeez.
Well, at least we subverted the stream timers.
No, where we're going if we don't know where we're going.
Mm-hmm.
By the way, where do you catch wild steak?
Okay, no, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying you were like, if I had that, I would be healthy.
I would take 50 meters.
No, I'm saying you were like, if they haven't been seen.
Oh, the steak's getting away.
Steak's actually usually traveling back, too.
They haven't seen them steak. They have fish.
They have good...
You're honestly, I think they have steaks in the subterranean hazards.
I'm gonna fuck you.
Why?
I'm actually gonna have sexual intercourse with you.
Oh, by the gods, by the gods.
Who do I make the check out to?
I got this dining tower to a bombardier.
Well, let's get up!
Hold on, please.
I don't know because he's twirlin' on it, he's twirlin' on it!
I got shot at the top of the hill.
At least that was close, I saw multiple shots.
Did you?
I'd say it looked like a shotgun shot.
Maybe
Let's do with these hood against first and then we'll turn around and just make the other ones. Oh
my god
No one
Yeah, I've seen for a month for a cookin
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Go, go, go!
Oh, good, good, good, good, good.
Oh, they're dead.
Can you help the boss with the C-bar?
Who are the winners?
Who are the winners?
Oh, the body is, look at that is.
What happened to those hooligans that were behind us?
Why the hands on Odin's head?
The coach I'd be careful up there chief if a body it has a number
I should get down to the bunker those thing it was got reported those guys are poor. Oh, we take us on the hill
Oh
We did jump it down
They're coming they're coming
That one little bit of healing
Hope you know what a good gym
You got the BBBs on us.
Got it!
Broke it!
Yes.
I only have 60 namebo shots.
I've got 60.
I'll give you some if you come up here.
Okay.
As we do a right flaky on him.
Do it outside.
Mm-hmm.
The high ground.
I've got to give him.
Do an infant.
Oh!
Oh my god, I'm out of fan too. How do I use all five?
I've got two extra for you. Oh, they're right here. Oh my god, they're right here.
Yeah, I believe you.
What, what?
He's watching, he's watching.
Hey.
Oh!
There's another team.
Who the hell is that?
He's over yonder, he's over yonder. That's a whole other team.
Hey, well, what is retreat?
guys get out of my game my god oh my god what a sweet treat what a sweet line
what a sweet delight fuck you sir fuck you I'm coming to murder you
He's gonna be on you.
Him what?
What?
Sit down.
That guy's good.
See that?
See that?
That guy wasn't fooling around.
Okay.
He's super good.
Super good.
Yeah.
You killed my friend.
There's more tickles down yonder.
Eat my shit!
Eat my poop!
Eat my shit!
My poop
Stupid Benz
Keyleth you cheeky oh shit on me on me here. Oh no. No, no, no, no, look at you. I
Can't see he's gonna be on your side. Oh, he's a demon. He's a demon. Oh
Peanut
He's a fighter on the gun, like a mentor!
I'm so done, bro.
Who the hell is that guy?
Do you have a D-Fib?
Yeah, I do.
I'm gonna show you how to do that.
Let me show you behind me.
Take a picture.
You need to peek like that.
We're back!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get a blow-up cover!
Get out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Oh!
Oh!
Another team, another team!
Yeah, watch the guy who you left!
Oh!
They're pretty good, he gotta run.
He went to the water hole again, they killed me!
He went down, he went down in the fucking tunnel.
Loot these guys, they got the roof up here.
Oh my, she was broken!
Oh
Hey, this guy's homeless this guy goop
This guy had goop like how this guy
Coaching the enemy is in coaching on our territory. Okay. Well, Luke this
My
Did you are right you weren't kidding me with these guys goop it
that rocket here we're gonna get aggroed I'm just gonna call this okay oh my god
okay I really shouldn't not really shit but okay all right okay all right all
all right okay
well i'm gonna die now
what are you doing? there's no way this rocket's here
all right
he's fucking kidding me, this isn't real life
are you winning son?
i have no more, i mean i have no more, what's it called?
i'm gonna die if you don't revive me right now
i have no more defense, i have no more defense
and i have no heals
well, i'm gonna die now
Godspeed! Godspeed!
Why is this rocket here here?
That was almost a good raid.
Almost.
Brace him up! Brace him up! Brace him up!
Count me down to how much you like Fortnite!
and work
you did
is this rocketeer fucking cereal
I could have swore that word
I could have swore that word
good try though, good try
excellent rain
it works
he's gonna see that from my perspective
I like fortnight absolute alfie rain down upon you the millisecond that sentence was complete
You're like for night. You mean they don't like fortnight as much as you do
Racist yeah fortnight races fortnight races. Jesus Christ
up in the wild
All right, I'm bringing another annual. I've got a good feeling about this next week. Oh really good feeling. I
I know we've got it. I know we buy the kind of you know the couple setbacks here a couple setbacks
On the road to success we got Bobcats
Okay, blue pens. Yeah at the word
We're loading with green shield fucking it kicks you know I mean
Oh wait a second
I
Read that right
Cozy I
Just gotta paid a thousand dollars to be your friend
It's fucking cool chillin, isn't it?
Bro, when I told you I needed a second,
when I told you I needed a second, this motherfucker,
okay, let me give you a back story of this cool young guy.
He donated me $1,000, saying like, listen bro,
throughout this, he comes in every two weeks
and gives me $100 begging me to do a cycle of trend.
And he's like dude, just one cycle
and he comes in every two weeks for the past six months
and gives me $100 and sometimes more,
sometimes like $250 and wants me to do a cycle
steroids saying it won't hurt hurt and to do it and he comes in a row almost every
week on the dot and wants me to do steroids and then today he gave me a
thousand dollars telling me to do steroids and then I'm like you do you
want to do something even worse you want me to he says thanks for being
friends with Cloaksy, he needs the help.
Okay, fuck you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's a, that's a bugulator you're talking to, pal!
That's a, hey, you want your mouth!
You want your mouth, pussy!
Bro, and then I say thank you for the $1,000.
Fuck him, poor talent!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Don't you worry.
I'll keep beating his friend.
I'll keep beating his friend,
because honestly, I'm,
he's getting up there.
You're talking about,
I'll keep you his friend. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. Maybe next year we can work on
Introducing him to his first woman who will take it a step at a time a step at a time
And then and then I say thank you for the hundred dollars. It's a lot of money and he calls me broke
And then since then he just keeps calling me broke every single time I talk to him
And then he told me to stop eating Wendy's chili like a poor person and I'm like dude
Wait, well, Wendy's Chili is great.
It might be good, but that actually
does kind of sound like corporate sense.
OK, it's $3 for like a dollar, like a container.
It's fire.
Because I'm sure it's fire.
I'm sure it's great.
I would try some myself.
I would love it.
I'm sure.
But I mean, Wendy's Chili, if I had a name for food,
it's Robin Noodles and Wendy's Chili.
Ask Chad.
I'm telling you.
Wendy's Chili slap.
It's Wendy's Chili that good.
Dude, it's good.
It's slept on.
It's actually slept on.
All right, I'll give it a shot.
I'll give it a shot.
Oh, it's slept on.
It actually fired.
Listen, Mr. Coolchillin,
Cokesy may have some weird feud with you.
Some weird hatred.
But I, for one, am very thankful.
Thank you, Mr. Coolchillin.
I hope you have a wonderful holiday!
No, I don't have a- he just wants me to do steroids!
Then do him, don't ask!
Honestly, dude, once he does it at $1000, I'm like, I'm calling my fucking doctor tomorrow and asking how about-
Your doctor's gonna give you steroids.
That's- you get it from a sketchy guy in a hood at two in the morning behind the McDonald's. That's what he's doing.
Listen, man, if I go to the gym every day for like a fucking year and I get one cycle of steroids-
It's your weird amount of work, it's my work!
My work is shit!
Man, they're going to tell me to be my shit!
Ay, ay, ay, good man, good, ah, man!
Good, let me do good, I let you down!
Uh, holy dingle!
You're in the Christmas spirit.
You're going to be showing us all,
have some X-mas cheer from one of your fans down under
to make sure you have certainly
I'm not here tracking down your teammates love from Australia. Thank you, Mr. D. knows
Mr. D. knows Mr. Weed a man, Mr. Cool, Silly boys, seriously gentlemen
That's very kind of you. That's very kind of you gentlemen. Thank you boys
Thank you boys. I hope each of you have a whimsical Christmas with your families and everything's going good for you boys
Everything's going good boys
When he's sitting, wait, what was that going to, we, I was going to read that stop with what about when he's sitting
Oh
Wendy's chili it loves your toilet seat
It's where these chili like the jackspice you chicken sandwiches it was am I gonna piss out my ass the next day or no?
You saw I might not try it
That's a calculated at risk. I take for only food that I really enjoy
CLAWKSEED!
AM I GONNA PISS OUT MY ASS IF I EAT WITH THESE CHILLIES?!
Dammit, CLAWKSEED. Damn it.
Damn it!
No, yes, no, 100% like a volcano.
You know what, I'll, you know what, I'm gonna roll those dice.
I'm going to roll those dice.
I'm going to trust the bungalows and cook seats for some reason.
And I'm going to get the Winnie's Chili.
I'm going to get the Winnie's Chili.
I'm going to try it out and I'll come back with the investigation with the conclusion.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, she's Mr. Coolchillie.
Thank you, my boy.
You didn't have to do that.
What is happening?
I was asking you if Winnie's Chili will make my starfish bird.
No, you're good.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I promise you're gonna eat it and be like holy fuck. This is actually fire. I get mine with no cheese though
Wait he comes with cheese
Yeah, I think it's pretty cool. I like cheese on top. I think it sprinkles them like cheese on top and then it melts
I like cheese. I like cheese, but all chat's gonna say you can get the cheese because it's fucking insane
But I like cheese. I like cheese
I
Do not it's like
Hey, is it open right now here or no?
Wendy's I don't know how to check it's Wendy's 24-7 or no some places are some places
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hop in my vehicular device after this stream
And I'm gonna drive as far as I need to okay if it's 20 miles 50 miles 100 miles
I'm getting that Wendy's chili. I'm getting that when he's silly tonight
Mm-hmm. Hopefully they're not
Communists in the kitchen like the McDonald's where they're all taking toks off the doinker pretending if their machines are down
Did you do that you get that and then like six spicy nugs?
So delicious this spicy spicy chicken sandwich
I think Wendy's might be up there as some of the best fast food
I'm telling you, people get a little scared away from the square burgers, because they think it's like llama or dog meat or something.
But honestly, I say that's an improvement. We invented the wheel.
Then we moved on to like Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.
Why sit with a regular round burger when you can have a more advanced one than square?
Exactly. Now let's ride!
You know what does possibly closey is that their burgers are square but their buns are
still round yeah what's all that about what's all that about and why does the Wendy's mascot
look like she's about to call me a slur. That's not very inviting at all.
Because she is, that's why.
She's getting ready for Saturday.
Oh, Wendy participates in Slur Saturday, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Why you know her stoyle? I didn't know her stoyle like that. That's interesting.
That's interesting.
Hmm.
Oh
Follow me
Okay, he is first would hangs over the buns hang on your buns pussy
Let's keep the bucket close to the bunker
$1000 to say I'm broke. I don't know what's happening. We'll shine fuck
What?
Your cool chilling must be one of those Saudi Arabian cheaters that hacked us the other
day.
Thank you for purchasing EA Cool Chillin.
I know you'll do right by it.
All of me through.
I thought we were totally going up top, but if we're going bottom, I'll bring the blue
toros.
I've got an anvil.
Yeah, but we're going in.
Toros are green.
There's so many holes in your plan, it won't work, Clogsy.
Lock in.
We go for those guys that are blasting up top?
I mean, I think we need to keep our distance, no?
We've got animals and everything and we can't get in their asses?
We need to go kill these people!
They sound like they're having too much fun! We got a rude end!
Take their shit!
We always water breakers also broke type things up and closely getting new friends accepting his furries hide any time
I'm
Any time it's a toxic any time. It's got another hundred dollars to be your friend close. He obviously it's a taxing job
It's a taxing job. What do you mean?
Guys, thank you. Thank you gentlemen being friends of close he is
quite the burden quite the burden but I am willing to hold that burden on my
shoulders you see that Lucy we're here for you we're your friends as long as I
keep getting paid to be so after that you're out okay fuck you oh my younger
right under you. Should we go for these tangos or those tangos over those tangos down there?
That's what I'm diggin'.
That's what I'm diggin'.
Dude, is that what you just did a drive by sniffer on me?
I see it a little bit for the road. It helps me keep even my feral state.
Oh, sure. It's like smelling salt.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
But more delicious.
I see him!
Inside the van.
where
to re-
OH DINGLE, OH DINGLE, OH DINGLE, OH DINGLE
I'm dead
okay
well
that one
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
oh, die shot
die shot
oh my god
he's cooking, he's cooking
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
good one
oh, a crank attack
I'm coming to thank us
You watch what pussy yeah, I don't know what did you do you first this guy over here?
Where do you first this guy? I don't know
Guys here's someone feel
I don't have any skills. I don't have any skills. Oh my god
Oh my god, it's the same stream cypress screaming peanut
In the mostly left
Are you oh my god? Oh my god
Guys gentlemen gentlemen, it is the season of giving it is the Christmas season
Do we have to be losers do we have to be is that like a requirement is it can we at least not be losers for the
one week of Christmas that's all I'm asking Santa Claus is coming to town
he's bringing presents he's bringing presents the Christmas spirit is out I
don't know if you're feeling out the room but I vote don't be losers for like
seven days you guys see you can do that I live one deep I don't I would
literally rather kill myself than ever be deep in by you fuck yourself die in
in the game of course.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Ah, there was so much blood!
All right, well.
There was six menators, there was like five renegades.
Bokeh, woe, the fuck!
Those two are getting cold, they're stocking.
Those two are getting cold, they're stocking,
and Santa's not coming down the chimney on the roof.
He's coming down the chimney on their backside.
Fuck those two people right now!
You little bit of goop
Little bit of goop
He was gonna defib you but they also-
I don't care, I could actually-
I think they were gonna do the thing where they defib and then fuck us and then defib again and then fuck us again
It's almost as if we know they're losers already!
Of course they're gonna do that, clumsy!
Aw, there was so much goop!
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm saying to drops even a
morsel of a piece of candy in those guys stockings I will be thoroughly impressed.
I guarantee you each of them has warrants out for their arrest. We are talking,
we are talking minutes as to society. No contributing factors whatsoever.
I'm out of able force. I only have, I have an able to and that's what we got
That's good. That's we got to work, man. Yeah, that's all I've been that's all I've been
bringing in. I'm going to Anvil Greenkid. The R.C. World of New Plan. Let's go in there and kill three teams and let
two guys watching our screen kill us with bombs. What do you think? Oh, those guys are not joking.
There was six dead bodies and they had Venetors and Brenigates on their back. That was about to be
One of the goopiest goops of the night and I had a hash shit
Goop you say
Yeah, it was about to be the goopiest goop. I just repaired my ambulance of upgrading it. So now I've still got a level two
Ah
Well, that's okay. You can't win them all clothes. You can't win them all
Sometimes supermodel millionaires come and kill you out of the woodworks
Happens to everybody happens to everybody could have happened to anybody there
It happened to anybody. It happens. It happens
That's gonna stand on business like a real peanut. I am standing on business. I'm just poor and kind of depressed
has to. One moment. Give me a second, boys. Give me a second.
Just and I have AIDS. Also another one. Thanks for reminding me, boys. Thanks for reminding
me. Thank you. You get a green shield like you do.
Oh, my favorite repeat patient, though you're looking for it.
Corksy, no matter.
Throw out the trials and tribulations of last raid.
Throw them out.
Come on in.
Let me hear you.
Let me hear you.
Throw them out.
Let me hear you.
Throw them out.
All right, they're gone.
All right, next step, Corksy, is we get back in there and we win.
Am I right, Corksy?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right! You hear that? Let's get him here and make a difference!
You know, you're so cool.
Well, Clogsy, we don't have to go that far. Let's focus on the mission. Come on, Clogsy.
Let's focus on the mission. We've been having a bit of a rough night.
Let's get in there and let's get some lens.
Not sure if you're pretty or not. Are you like, you're really cool? Like, you're the best.
Well, Clogsy, I know you may feel that way,
but what we need to do if we get our gear together,
Maybe an anvil or some shields and a little bit of heels
I mean to get back in there and show who the boss is no Peter. You're the best dude
Colisey, can you please for a second? Colisey, please come on listen Colisey there will be time for compliments later
It's time to lock in no Peter. You're actually the best. I love you so much, Colisey
I love you too kind of it's more conditional based on money paid to me
Well, let's get in there. Let's focus on the mission and let's get it done. All right, Peter
You're the boss. Oh, well, I know that well, you know, you can't argue with that
Cook see let's come on let's get in there one second one moment gentlemen you
little bit of group it never back down never one never give up
good conversation yeah great conversation close you cook see I close you
where you at where you at right now
Oh fuck this guy fuck this guy fuck Miss you clumsy
My buddy is in the hospital with testicular torsion any advice. Yes save the laughter from when you're out of the operating room
He's taking a dump
I've got three.
You can bring it at your two if you think it'll suffice.
Who else will be able to steal me a charge of thingy doozy?
Right here as well.
The Winnie's Chilling Army.
The Winnie's Chilling Army is taking a firm grasp on Cloxy.
They don't do it to you.
They don't do it to you.
I'm telling you, don't be careful with that Winnie's Chilling.
You know turn you inside out.
Give me that pink shot.
How are you not ready up yet?
I thought we were waiting on you.
Oh, oh so I'm not hiding my speed.
Yeah, I made it.
Okay, my cat.
And he said it's an opportunity.
Bored my hand.
And now I'm bleeding.
Now let's ride!
You're gonna get it now, look at that.
Over here.
Those guys are gonna get so much loot up.
What are the chances here in this game- Oh!
You coaxies, shut up! I'm doing my intro!
I forgot.
LEAVE IT!
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
LEMPT RIDE!
Follow me, Pew.
Ah, damn it!
I think those are the- was that the team from Space Port, too?
I don't know, but they will 100% be in this range, so stay frosty.
Please, not high on speed.
Okay, well, I challenge you!
Bring it. I'll see you watch a bitch you want some of this you want some of this what you answer this come get it
We're ready this time. Oh my god. Of course. It's the worst finger man is my
shooting finger
What I?
Was playing with my cat and
A cut my finger and it was my pointer finger the one I shoot with my god
That's weird. I was playing with your dad's cat last week, and I hurt my finger, too
I
Would say the same to your dad, but your dad left and I know where he is
Okay
Okay, we are surrounded by clankers I have no bullets in my gun what the hell is going on here we go
But I've got two trigger names I came to play I got three
What's going on up there?
I want you to know that the duo that ratted you to also got shit on just so badly like
like an aimbot in them.
Good.
Oh, guys.
Take that, clicker!
What's all that hoop-a up there?
I don't know.
I see we're gonna take a little peek.
We dig.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, let's do it!
All of me.
Wait, is that?
That might be in garage, bro.
There might be two up here
only a bambles
what is happening
it's much a hoopla much a ruckus over here
there it is
there's a torrenta
well let's get him
only gang
His dad actually did.
Right there, right there.
Yeah, he didn't.
Okay, cracked.
One.
I'm going to shoot the downed, defenseless person.
No, cracked the both.
We're pieced to the center.
All right!
Come on, come on.
He landed.
Aw, shit.
I forgot there's a hole right there.
Oh, nice work.
He landed, Shiggy.
He was one shot. He was absolute.
Peace, peace, peace.
Yeah, left side, left side, left side, peanut.
Okay.
Left side of the store.
You a little bit?
No, I...
Oh, shit!
Jesus.
This is a different team. This is a different team.
Wait, is someone just gonna go to the left?
Yes, this is a completely different team.
There's probably a guy down there. There's probably a team down there.
Pop.
who's talking it's a guy at the end saying sir
I'm going up to go you won't peak me you don't have the glow days no fuck you you
didn't say you didn't say a word and he's saying is this a real burnt peanut
I'm literally speaking to my feet now you said that before he said the hell
was that he said is this a real burnt peanut before you spoke
yeah this is how you smoke the throne champ you see that that's a use with the
throne you see that it'd be like that too you see that makes you write that
But she means you had that down
You just buy a house, pussy! Buy a house!
Good day, good plan!
Good job!
God, yeah
Those of you who should have seen the work, I just put on that guy
You should have seen the work, I just put on that guy close to you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, we saw a guy named Blowjob till I left
Oh
We gotta find him you gotta find him
Resiad hit it and before here. You want it and before cattle for oh no you just take all the loot from me
I give
Yeah
For that oh
My
Three in three more chicken eggs
Hey, oh, my I put him on his body. Whoops. I have those back. I'll take you a
That was a really good time for me, oh, okay, you should do the mockery in front of me here
This you dead bodies on top I do a bottom left. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
You could have one trigonade
Thanks for giving me one of my sneak you go. There you go. You're surprisingly respected and it would respect you
it's you get my kill you come back up top I give back I we're missing another
one I'll be sure the other guy went down and a promise promise promise
cool yeah it was the one with the thingy on his head oh my god there's a
guy right there the project that's the last guy that's the last guy
you're insane you're insane peanut he's stupid hey don't you hate me fuck you
pal the way close they got you I'll be to take care of you thank you
fucking knew there was one more sure sure I've got a little something for
Oh, you take a look at this and it'll be a fat, huh?
It'll be a fat, huh?
It'll be a fat, huh?
It'll be a fat, it'll be a fat.
It'll be a fat, it'll be a fat.
You still watch them all, huh?
You still hug it and it'll be a fat.
God, yeah.
They're big and boo.
They're those are fancy.
Oh, we gotta get them.
We gotta get them.
Yeah, I agree.
I can't notice but to notice you
I'm gonna like that
I'm across the road to see it
And I can't stop myself from looking
And noticing you
Noticing me
What?
No way!
You're coaching in a level 4 bomb cad!
Wait, do you want to leave then?
Hey!
No!
I just heard a step. I just heard a step. Metal. I'm metal.
Wait.
You're coaching guys with that Lionel?
It's on one of those guys.
Did you check?
I don't like someone jump.
How did she not did?
Promise, promise, promise.
It was like...
I don't...
You know when you jump on metal?
WHERE ARE YOU?!
Okay, peanut.
Where are you sir?
Oh, she may you may knock me but that works like 50% of the time
Oh
I'm dead. Oh my god, what on each side what on each side?
Oh, stop shouting, man.
Hold on now, sir. Hold on now.
I was shouting.
What?
OK, that one's going to be on me.
That one's going to be on me.
Oh, these guys again.
Wait, it's the stream cybers?
And what a sweet treat.
What is sweet treat, what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight, what a sweet delight, excellent
raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
This guy again.
Is it the same guy that occurs on that hill?
No, remember the guys that fucking his name is hunted?
Yeah.
And a guy, yeah, you know, hunted in Sumo?
Yeah.
And it's the guys that multiple game bands on record. Oh
The reformed cheaters
The people that have turned their lives around and no longer cheat no more
Chat chat honestly probably knows them because we guide them so much
They're magically a duo's in our game
We're some lucky guys. We're so
What are the chances?
at least one and two we're some lucky guys cozy we're some lucky guys all right
we're going back to hiding our screens and choosing random apps is no longer
I knew I knew I heard metal oh we're going back to hiding our screens and
choosing random apps we cannot do the same app twice it's the forbidden it's
forbidden it's forbidden
You get a little bit of goop together one moment
One moment I say I'm a shit on them but the guy just kept spraying
Well cuz you you probably it's why a good thing you didn't kill him
You much money and power those guys probably have
I'm telling you, that guy's father's probably Jeff Bezos.
He's probably counting millions as we speak.
He's definitely not just some loser
in his mom's basement eating dino nuggets
with weak old ketchup.
There's no way.
You shouldn't kill those guys.
You know the risks you could be at?
You know the influence that one guy in the left has alone?
Absolutely not, absolutely not.
I'm for what I'm happy we lost.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, uh-huh, I'm assed
Catch up last for months. No, I'm taught I'm talking about it's on the plate for a week
In your fridge for a week. I know catch up last more than a week pal
I
Think he paying for luck that actually could work. Lozie actually could work. Yeah, I'll see us here
Baby girl. What's your name? Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink
I'm T pain, you know me
Convict music and happy boy
fucking beautiful now let's get in there and show them who the boss is
am I my boys that was that was so beautiful holy fuck I should we get back
in the close heat I feel I've got a good feeling about this one honestly we're
kind of fucking people with our animals well I ran out of animals but I have
the spirit and the determination and that's what matters most it's not the
gun that makes the peanut coaxies the peanut that makes the gun you think that's
girl no I'm I've got AIDS I've got AIDS we've got to see
time was like five times in a row. It is just every night the same name screaming
peanut! Peanut! Well, fuck your dad. Well, yeah, you live out. Very rich, successful
handsome people do sometimes stream snipe. There's no escape in it. There's no escape in it.
Here we go, a little bit of goop, guys blocking him doesn't do anything, blocking him doesn't
do anything.
Hopefully we're not getting one guy on that, because I think we asked that question like
one day and it turns out that we could have been doing that this whole time, that would
have been crazy.
No, I blocked people in this, they're still in our game.
Well are you serious all like everybody has to block them that you're playing with?
I don't know. Finally just ask Mbark.
Mbark took two and a half months to find a zipline and a ceiling that got you out of the map.
I highly doubt they know what their game does.
Rock? If I may be so honest. If I may be so poor. If I may be so poor.
E I
Change server guys how many times what to say this there's two servers North America and China a
Kind of lag around and died it
Someone also played on the server now, let's ride
Over the last team to spawn in with that could actually be a good thing. You should come see those dreams out of this way
Jump up
Which is one game. That was something wait, okay
Jack you get a ball too. Okay every time we die to a cheater or a stream sniper
Okay, we take a shot. We've grown right their house
in the game of course
I was thinking about alcohol
Maybe. Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps.
Or maybe. Or maybe.
Follow me, clue.
Ah, now that's a long stack in my head.
What's on? Oh wait, there's a dead person.
Oh, clue.
Oh, he's poor.
Got a couple bombs though.
You just hear that noise in the game.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, they spoke up to a dude.
Oh, take those, take those.
I gotta get him because they can see out here and we can't see him.
Yeah, let's both be inside and nobody can see anyone.
Oh, I see, I see him.
Yeah, wait, wait, ready?
Three, two, one.
Okay.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't see that guy.
he's he's leaving he's leaving he's leaving oh they're too quick they're
like landing now these guys are gonna be so good
they're getting away
I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
At the corner!
Come on, man!
Broke him, Broke him!
Got him!
GOOOOOOON!
AHHHHHHHHH!
GOT HIM!
SHIT!
OH DINGO, OH DINGO!
Oh my god.
I'm dead today.
No way.
Is that it?
Broken broken.
I'm going in.
One down, one down.
Nice.
Play left, play left.
I'm low.
Oh my god, I'm on it.
You are.
Go to hell.
You're dead.
I appreciate you assessing games.
You're low.
Look at your health.
Your health is negative.
I'm pretty sure that's the case.
You look at your health.
Your health is negative.
Shit!
Toadie toadie!
Damn, the monkey in red challenge, perhaps.
He he he he.
I was just trying to escape the monkey leg there.
Where'd the other one run?
I killed him on top.
I don't know.
Little bit of poo.
Little bit of poop?
Did he crawl? Wait, he got out I think.
What are you talking about?
Do you see both bodies on you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I killed him by that room.
We killed the other two guys.
Yeah.
Okay, he crawled out somewhere.
Where'd he go?
Oh, I just heard him, he busted.
Hmm.
There ever could he be.
Come on.
There you go.
There's me.
You were ever could he be.
Hmm
Mystery
I hear group this guy, okay, hey, where do you get him boss? I don't yeah, I guess you could have fell
I don't know who could you fell
I know we found them. Yeah, oh good work. Good work
I'm gonna use one of these strap. Oh great. Do you use these? Yeah, they're good. Oh
Oh
Yeah, these guys the team
Oh, I'm cool
Yeah
Ready is that you guys behind this work?
Hey
It's good. Oh, it's just a regular bomb. Okay guys. Yeah, it's the most multiple pieces. It's super good
10 feet eggs. I don't have feet
All right, Peanut. Well, let's get the fuck out of here. I'm gooped.
Okay. Let's leave!
Uh, they were looting a guy in the front.
You got a bobcat?
I did you, peanut. I did not get a- if I got a bobcat, I would tell you,
Hey Peanut, I got a Bobcat.
Would you?
I don't know.
Would, I don't know.
I don't know that.
Last time I asked you that, you said you would.
Yeah, I would tell it.
So which one is it?
Huh, which one, which one is it then?
Right Peanut.
I would never tell you I got a Bobcat.
Fuck you.
AND TRUTH COMES OUT!
Liars can't lie forever, Closie. You broke.
I give you that, Bobcat.
Fuck you.
Fuck you so.
No, Bobcat!
Fuck you so hard.
Take you out to a nice dinner.
Fuck you, you said it.
Are you setting that?
Find a shot of me in the whole place.
Move my-
You said that at one hell.
I'll lock eyes with you.
Oh shit, I'm gonna put it in the head.
God, nice.
Well, yeah, sometimes you just gotta go in there.
See, the thing is, is he doesn't know I'm at one help.
You come out.
Like, if he knew I was at one help, he would have turned around and blasted me.
Was he just running away from you?
Yeah, I'm actually pretty certain I didn't kill him.
I'm pretty certain I shot him, and then he fell off that ridge and died in the
fall damage.
But I will be taking credit for that because he wouldn't have died if I didn't do it.
You really just said peanut?
You really just said the words peanut, I have a bobcat?
You s-
I- no, peanut, I do not have a bobcat.
Not!
I've heard that a thousand times, and a thousand more.
He thinks we're fools.
I do not think so.
Yeah, next time I'm gonna get a recycling.
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't do that.
You wouldn't dare do that.
I'm gonna.
You wouldn't dare.
I'm gonna do it.
You wouldn't dare do that.
I did it.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Oh.
He was looting my body before I got deluded.
What's kind of weird?
Yeah, but there's nothing missing on the body, right?
Because I felt bad. I'm like, here you go, peanut.
There's some poop here.
Okay, whoever said that is an idiot.
Off-lead suspicious.
No, whoever said that is an idiot and you know it.
Off-lead suspicious.
Okay.
Off-lead suspicious.
What?
You could have easily
Take in the slot that had the bomb cat and put something new in it
You know well honestly, folksy you're kind of a master of deception I wouldn't put it past you I
Didn't do that
He breached into the choir folksy keep on reading it keep on preaching
Do you see what you fucking do join me bring me the bunkers and join me the bunker
They cook you have a bonk and
I
Drive
But she's a new map for us something more serendipitous
That was great because those guys did everything and we didn't have to do anything
Collecting loot is really fun, but collecting loot that you didn't earn
Even better. There is no better joy on God's green earth cloak seat than that. No greater joy. No greater joy.
The bridge. A reach. A reach.
I don't have a stream delay cuz stream delays are for bitches stream delays are for pussies
plus I need help a lot in the game so I mean I can't ask you hey guys is this gun good and
then wait six and a half business days for your guys's response I need it now I need it now
now.
You alright?
I'm at 999k subs on YouTube.
990?
999!
Wait, you can put a live counter real quick.
I don't wanna do that.
You're telling me you know how to make your dumbass peanut thing wear a hat and change
outfits and do let's ride with you driving a Porsche and do all these intros with stealth
bombers and castles and multiple peanuts and you don't know how to do a fucking tracker?
But you can make your peanut wear a stupid ass ugly looking ass hat?
He's a, he's a cool hat.
It's cool. I'm gonna unplug the stream I guarantee you're wearing your dumb ass
backwards red hat with a hammer on you no no no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not
no I'm not crazy I'm a jack of all trades I'm a Jack I've got mini hats I
I wear mini hats.
I'm an elf.
Which is like a hobbit from Lord of the Rings,
but they're in Antarctica.
Who's tracker?
Honestly, I wouldn't even celebrate, Clungsy.
I wouldn't even celebrate,
because even if we do hit one million,
every time I've got a milestone, these fuckers,
These fuckers will purposely unfollow and unsubscribe, just so that it goes back on there.
Don't even celebrate! Don't even celebrate!
I guarantee you, as soon as that hits one million, these fuckers are gonna screw with me. I guarantee it. I guarantee it.
They did it with Twitch! I remember they did it with Twitch!
I hit one million followers like nine times in one night!
I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you, my boy.
Eat my shit. Well, okay.
What are you doing counter?
No, I don't know how to do a counter-cloak, see?
We set up over there.
Just literally go for it.
What?
Hold on.
I've got to clean my bungalows off. They're a bit dirty.
Stay still. Stay still.
There you are, looking pretty keen.
Oh, Mr. Moon, I would have been fine to play good man, good man!
Hey, Mr. Fear, I would have been fine to play good man, good man!
Oh, no, let's run!
Hey peanut, you're an idiot. I just googled it and it said you hit it. You just got a thousand subs.
Folksy, I'm doing my intro!
Okay, man.
SHUT THE HELL UP!
Peanut, you hit a mill!
Folksy, shut that up!
You hit a mill! Fuck your intro!
You can wander around until you stumble upon what you need, or you can learn how to re-sup...
Good ride!
Now what do you say, Cloaksy?
Peanut, you hit a mill, you're at one point...
YEEEES!
You're at one million one hundred and fifty.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cheers boys, cheers boys!
Let's do it quick before you guys unsubscribe
and it goes below a million.
Cheers boys!
Delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious.
If I see you drop under a mill, I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry it will it will it happens every time close you you don't even have to watch it in 100% well
Don't even have to watch it. I promise you it's going under a bell
Oh
She said it
It's going higher man. It didn't drop under I'm bad. You should have told me it's not a 98k
I see one thousand three hundred and ninety uh, oh
Yeah, one one million three hundred and ninety let's go
pretty cool
I'm telling you if that plaque they send me is made out of
fucking plastic and hopes and dreams again I just
there's no way the one million sub plaque is as shitty as the hundred thousand one
yes it's the same it's the same quality it's just painted gold instead of silver
oh my god
now I when I was hoping for it to be like fancy and whatever and I'm like this
can you pay them to make it fancier
once you hit 10 no
Oh, oh, oh, is that all? Yeah, super simple. Oh, why'd you just say so?
Kendall. Oh, why'd you just say so?
Good thinking, good thinking.
Oh wait, Tico's right in front of us!
I think we just go upstairs. We're gonna have to be able to see them.
Oh yeah, hit me with a dash of Fendt.
Hit me, hit me, hit me.
Look, I gotta catch up to you.
Oh, I'm too fast for you.
Wait, wait, at least you go upstairs.
Yeah, they're gonna be hitting the other stairs right there.
Hack them.
Did you go get them?
Yeah, I'm so fucking stupid.
Oh, I broke it, I broke it!
Do you know where? Do you think?
Yeah, where there's smokers!
Back on!
LICK IT!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Hi, these guys are bad. I don't want to see for them, but I'm going down.
Hey, who's- Wait, there's someone above us now!
Who the hell is that guy?
What broke? What the hell is he?
They should die. Both of you guys should die.
Oh, is that-
Is there a part two to that plan? Is that the whole plan?
There's one of me.
What the hell was that?
The more-
wait there's one more guy on the stand while right here
oh dingle!
I see him, hold on to that part
walk it out of the stairs
back to him
I got him!
I'm not gonna lie sir that was a bold jump and I respect you for it
oh shit!
there's a ting on me
I'm gonna die. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead immediately. I'm dead. There's one right here. There's one out in the middle. I didn't do any damage.
Why is that guy coming over here, pussy?
Thank you for killing that guy. Fuck that guy. So I'm gonna chill out here with you if you don't mind.
I'm scared. I'm dead.
Oh, okay.
Dude, oh my God!
Well, hold up now. Well, sir, may I propose something may I propose something
Me and my amigo. He really likes fortnight. We are just humble travelers looking to find the extract
You think you could have a defibrillator for us concern?
Pretends
Who are all those guys
Who are those guys?
Jesus Christ.
That's gotta be good since you need to commit something.
Hello, sir!
Oh, sir!
I'm gonna die a horrible, violent death in about five seconds
if you can find it in your heart to help a fellow
your heart to help a fellow Goopa out.
Hurry!
Thank you so, hold up now, no need for that.
Oh, no, no need, no need, hold up, hold up now,
hold up guys, hold up now, hold up, wait a second,
wait a minute, hold up now, no need for that now.
No need for that.
I could use one of them defense if you've got one.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Hold on well hold up now. Oh missing plate could have happened to anybody
Well hold on now sir before you kill me. I've got something important. Well, I don't kill my Amiga
I'm sure we can meet to compromise we would all be satisfied with
Four satisfied men such as us
Oh
No
I was one shot away for killing two of them do you see that no I was in the loading screen still
I was one shot away one shot away from I got one and I got the other one to one health no job
Where's the third part?
That's what the third party was because they came they just didn't have guns for some reason
How was that?
Rescubation was that?
Who do I think the check out to?
Well, that's okay. I have AIDS. I'm hiding my screen. We're going in and we're going in hard
Okay, bring a free kid. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious
You know what? I'll bring a free kid. Don't bring a free kid. Bring a serious kid. No, you just said free kid
I'm already ready to up for you kid. Okay free kid. All right. I'm in I'm in
What did close you get for Christmas for you? Well, what'd you give me?
So I went to this place that takes my
Johnson, and I can mold it in clay so I sat there and let my you know let them put clay or on my Johnson and
It's molded up, and they put a battery in it so it vibrates, so I got you a mold of my cock
And I sent it to your mailbox. I
Got you a bomb in the game of course in game was now let's ride
I
Alright this rage our raid right here close you right here
I hit that guy three times as an handle and then I just stopped the loan oh my god yeah
oh I wish I was that guy oh my god oh my goodness oh my goodness we got the best spot in the
the whole map with the three kids wait we should we should have held we should
have held the people we should have held the people we go back they what we
should we should do that the cat oh no no no I see we I see we camp here wait
for him to come by. Okay, well let's get them. They shall not pass. Okay. Do you have
silent breaches of the I can't hear a thing. Yeah, I do have five out of sight. Oh, it's
quiet it's a mouse it's going around the house
Okay, I heard a horn at least I think so running at this
Looking for pillows. No, no, we got no we got our pillow
You sure they're coming up here I heard a hornet towards the bottom
well that doesn't really be nothing
with the RPC did you hear him yeah
Oh my god
They're gonna think that's another team they're gonna think that's the team hold on we just play so
It's the tech I swear we we tell me they beat the shit out of each other. Let me go down there and blast them
I think they killed one right there. So are they fighting down below?
They were definitely once right here. I can hear him healing. Wait, wait, the ones at the bottom is that bottom of the tip
I see both under
They're both out of there. That's a very bottom
Oh
Dude
They both at the very very bottom
They're crackables.
Wait.
Did they go down, Seth?
Did they go down?
He's holding me down.
Yeah, yeah.
Get down!
Get over!
Right.
We're down, we're down.
We're down, we're down.
You see the ones on the left?
Oh, you got the left, you got the left.
Right here, right here, right here.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
Get out.
Get over!
Oh my god.
Yeah, oh my god, yeah.
Cheeky
Good work
Well, I think there's K goes right above us. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna shut this door and put a breeze thing. Okay. Okay
I
Got a purple seal. Oh, I didn't
I'm a chunky monkey. Yeah, we should get the fuck out of here
Let's get that all
Okay, goes down yonder to the southeast starboard side of the extract you can touch by the rocket tea a clink of
What'd you get I got a veneer to three and a total to an arpeggio to and two pink triangles
Mm-hmm. I got a fan toward a vending in
You want to trade what do you want to use veneer to it with a blue bag and a blue stock for that renegade
Who's gonna get you
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Here's that banana. Here you go, TV. I'm just joking with you. I'm just joking.
I think that's what you want. That's what I wanted. Is that it?
No, no, no. I'm all good. I'm all good.
Wait, they're in here. They're in here. They're in here.
Well, let's get them.
Follow me, too.
I
Got a bobcat the W actually got a bobcat
Come down the rocket here is gonna shoot you oh
Oh
Don't worry. I'm safe. I'm safe. Oh
My god, I don't need a super save. You know are you?
I'm gonna die now
My time has come my time has come
Make peace with whatever God you worship close to you
Death is on our doorstep. I'm dead
all righty
all righty
oh
look see i took your blue magazine
what you know that
right now
i'm not rescue, fuck you
don't be god
be god
what you, how is my head jit
please god
thank you sir
thank you sir
can you fucking die
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it right now!
That's a good one!
Thank you sir!
I love you, bitch!
I'll never stop loving you, bitch!
Follow me too!
Think these guys got out yet or no?
Doesn't sound like they got out!
Should we get them?
No, P.S. the rocketeers just gonna look at us and shoot us.
Yeah, the rocketeers just gonna look at us and shoot us.
Man, if I do fit now...
OOOH!
Wait, I can tell them from up here.
Oh!
No, fuck!
Oh!
I'm going in! I'm going in! I'm going in! Oh my god, oh my god! You fuck you! Fuck you!
Hold on, sir, I gotta reload.
Oh
Oh
Do the rocketeer oh my god. Oh
Have a close call oh
Wait, I don't know what to do about the rocketeer
close one. The natives are getting restless. They want our soul.
Those believe that's not a macro kettle. Yes you are Vinnie. Yes you are. Yes you
are supposed to believe that's not a macro kettle. What in your in God's
What on God's green earth would ever, in a million years, think that I would care enough about winning that I would cheat?
Go ahead, break it down for me. I want you to break it down for me. Am I in a tournament?
Am I shrouded over here? Am I timmy? Do I play for absolute perfection?
Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you out of your mind?
I
Need to RC I don't even care if I use one. I literally just like I
Just I'm too lazy to go even do it. I
I think I think everybody does it. I think everybody does that shit. I will be genuinely too lazy to go do it
But you tell this one guy
I
Wasn't he dead in this corner? Oh, I killed him out there
You're too good by guy
Whoa, you grew by guy. Oh, we what?
Homeless, no, he's got some goo. He's homeless
You know what? I'm just gonna start telling people I macro my cattle. Just to piss them
off. Never mind. I lied. I have a macro. I have a macro. I'm cheating. Suck it. Suck
it. Suck it good. Suck it good. I like my uncle. See? The upgrade is legend.
Do we fend?
Oooooooh!
Alright, let's see.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Pina doesn't need cheats, he IS the cheat. Exactly! Exactly!
thank you someone had to say it someone had to say you think LeBron James
Parkway just need macros you gotta be kidding you gotta be kidding me
that free kid that was a free kid yeah there was a freaking pretty good well I
got a cattle and I got a macro on it so that I like instantly win
Hmm.
Oh.
Dude, us going up and sitting on top of that.
They thought that we were the team that breached it.
Dude, we fooled him. We threw him for a loop.
We threw him for a loop.
I'm straight up about to pull up my
Logitech thing on stream and make a
macro just to piss people off
Honestly I don't even know how to do it
I can do an upraiser right?
You don't even know how to make a difference?
I'm pretty sure I just screw you up to be honest
Yeah I feel like it would just like
fuck up shit you won't do it yes I will yes I you want I'm gonna go make a
macro now on stream on I'm gonna make a macro right now on see put that on
Twitter pussy put that on Twitter watch this right this cozy what you
think I'm making a macro on speed don't don't don't make it a macro on
Street
You know what we can make an idea for this now I
I
Don't know actually. Oh wait. How do you do it? I've got a lot of tag. I mean, well, let me see
No, it might be banable. It wait. It's Chad is macro considered. Oh, I got I've got a lot of tag
How do you?
Oh
Oh first thing can you macro on twitch and not be banned? Yes, you can use macros on switch without being banned by the platform itself
I
Think I wait is it bad about our creators? Oh, I only got it back was in his macros create new macro create new back
Macro hold up hold up
We do back row and name this Macro
So, arc raiders, cheat, ha ha, lick my ass.
No, no, Peter, Peter, this might be a bad idea, this might, this might be a bad idea.
Are you certain?
Are you certain?
Everyone's saying it's banable in game.
All right, people, I don't want to risk getting banned in game, I'm just going
to do it with a funny eyes.
Yeah, I was hoping for a nice Twitter post with thousands of incels and and and and 45 year old men living in their mother's basement man at me.
That's what I live for. That's what I strive for.
Excuse me, darling, at night.
Oh, my damnit's on my damnit's on him!
My damnit's on him!
Cause I said I didn't love it
Caught the couple of holes in my heart
So fuck it, and with all the chemicals
Now, I keep falling too far
Falling too far
I keep coming back to the back
Yeah, I keep coming back to the back
Yeah, I keep coming back to the back
I have a free kit by the way.
I
Brought the kettle it I do free Kent. I do like a like a basic Kent with a pea try goes on good war
registration
Mid-light ammo are we sure that is enough?
You get funny guy, don't you you little funny guy real funny fella who could be in the chat, huh?
You can be the little funny guy
Fungulators Calamity to funny guys around here
you fuck up
I just spit the biggest loogie on my camera.
Let's take it, let's take it, let's take it.
Here we go, here we go.
Back to pristine condition.
Tosi?
Yeah?
Are you ready to get crazy?
I'm about to shock the Voodoo Ranger real quick.
Yeah, no better time than Wednesday at 225 a.m. That's what I tell you
Get this man his keys now
now
I wasn't even gonna drink but then cool. She'll and told me to do trends on the seventh during trend. I'm just
Yeah, you just gave out three thousand dollars like it was fucked up
Did you do a fallout is on guys oh
Oh, that's gonna be good. Oh, that's gonna be good. Oh, that's gonna be good. That's gonna be good. Oh
No way you read that well you got me
wait there's a guy he's just standing there
I'm sorry I knew this guy would be awesome
hey this fuck you fuck you sir
hey I have an idea fuck you
Hey, I'll kill them. Hold on.
Fuck you!
Fuck.
Ah, you'll get him next time.
Wait, wait, they're coming down, they're coming down, they're coming down.
Where are they going?
You have a hairball or something?
Yeah, sorry, I had to clean my throat.
I apologize.
I
Loose even stuck in there, you know is pushing 40 40 inches of cock in your dad's butt
I signed up
Wait wait wait, you guys
What if I jump on them?
Maybe.
Do it.
It might work.
Fuck you guys!
Fuck you!
Hey, you gotta come over here to take the ass.
You can take it, you can take it.
Hey!
Hey!
Watch your point!
Watch your point!
You're too...
They're trying to get away!
You got it!
Hey!
Watch your point!
You got it you got it get them
The activity the extract I mean those guys are cool do we leave in this early
In there
Yeah, they're right here.
I mean, they were standing, don't you care?
Left more than I can hear.
Oh, this is the old.
This is your boat.
This is your chance.
There he is.
I tagged one twice.
I'm going in!
Yeah, I just got three hits, man.
He's one shot, yeah.
You got you, I got you.
Yeah, he's still one.
You guys are quick.
No one!
Gotcha!
Eat my poop, sir! Eat my poop as well as my shit!
Uh, do you think you can distract Space Jesus while I goop?
No, they're not frikets, they're goop!
Are they?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We gotta find a spot to hang out for a bit.
What's the other guy? I don't know. Hey, on me. There he is!
Gotcha. They have Kettle Ones man, they're homeless. Dude, my guy was gooped. I'm telling you, my guy was gooped.
We got reset the we are reset the rocket here
Is it is it gone? Oh, let's go back until Mac. Oh, if you say it's just that go go go
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, a pink handle on a
Ratla 2.
Okay, you're right, the rug.
I admit it.
It takes a big peanut to admit when he's wrong, but I got a pink handle and an osprey blue
pen.
I have to get out of here.
Yeah, you sure there's more good to be gotten?
Psst, Cooxy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Psst.
What the fuck?
Psst, wait, before we go check this out, dude.
Look at this pussy right here.
Heh heh, bitch.
Look at this pussy right here, this guy.
What's this pussy into one?
It's a real pussy right here.
It's a pussy.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Well I'm seeing.
Is this the fucking bakery?
By the gods. By the gods.
Why do we take advantage of this momentary ceasefire?
I'll go first.
Okay.
I'll sleep.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen.
Excellent, Ray.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen.
Not too savvy, not too savvy.
Don't be in the hard way, gentlemen.
You're in the hard way.
Good mini packages coming in.
Can't miss them.
What's the best place to get bootpits?
I think telemonsters are still pretty buffed on that.
Right?
Um, the cold snaps.
Any time a cold snaps up, you run to the spot with the most lockers.
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Cloaksy has no friends, he wouldn't know stuff like that.
Cold snap!
Zulz... S... S... Lockerds.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Alright.
Go see how's a bobcat.
I don't- Pina!
What?!
Every raid we get out of, okay, I suddenly don't-
Yes, somehow you get your dirty, grimy hands on a bobcat!
Yeah, I don't-
You don't share with the class!
If I got a bobcat in the raids that you said I got a bobcat I would have a hundred bobcats in my inventory
I have you have a hundred bobcats in your inventory. Oh my god. Oh my god. Listen to this jackass
Okay
Drive
I hate him. He's hoarding him.
He's hoarding him. He's hoarding
him. All right. Screen hidden.
Never kiss your mom on the lips
the morning after your dad's
birthday.
What the fuck is that?
That's what you call good
good advice. That's what that is,
Closie. Look it up. Oh,
let's ride. All right, algae for me, algae for me.
It's burger, it's burger, burger fall on time after this one.
You said you're going to Wendy's? Uh, if I, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll find the Wendy's. I'll find the Wendy's. Wendy's chili and,
and, and, and, and fall on time. How do you sit?
Usually your dad just kneels down about two meters in front of me,
his mouth and I drop a load in his chin.
Good question though, good question.
Love from Germany. Hey!
Tied out something new today.
Okay.
It's in...
Oh!
What?
Oh my God!
Let's ride!
I did get the Germany joke
What you mind is this the other time what what am I bugging you get the Germany joke
oh my god oh my god um oh holy shit everything I was about to say was
How about the weather?
It's pretty good out today.
It's the Nazi, sir!
And what about us?
And what about all right, let's ride and ride let's ride
Follow me through
Wait, there's a guy right here
wait wait wait wait okay i was gonna say wait till he gets overcome but
you know we gotta get him
i'm done
JUMP!
yeah i'm getting something yeah i'm getting something yeah
i'll hit all these two to get you know that i'll be okay
i have an anvil
you i oh dingo
okay all right
i'm thinking behind
okay
All right, things are going good for me over here.
These aren't going great for me over here.
Oh, no, things aren't going too good.
I don't feel too good.
Yeah.
I don't feel too good.
Some days are under the weather.
Some days are better than others.
I don't feel it in my pants.
He calls me right now.
Yeah, I can give it a shot,
but I'm pretty sure that handsome man right there
is about to blow my face out.
Oh sir sir don't do that or else I'll have to unlease my wrath on you.
Oh sir don't do that okay.
Dude, hang on.
I died.
I'm fucking dead man.
It looks like I'm looking at the gates of fucking habit over here.
It's beautiful isn't it?
One more, one more, one more.
That wasn't sufficient enough.
fuck it dead
cloaks he's fall that's what i was thinking
that's what i was thinking
that's what i was thinking
two double water burgers lodge five four seamen sliders lodge coke
let's have master class
everything is still used for my 30th birthday oh
Open it when she's gonna fill a magic light in her face.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah.
You're teething up with the enemy! That's the guy that killed me!
Yeah, fuck these guys!
Finty, come over here!
Yeah, Finty enjoys the guy that killed me!
Oh, well, he's gonna go die.
Oh my god wait, I got a sentry?
Madam, what?
Oh the guy's macroing, you hear that?
What the f-
Hey what was that?
That was him shooting when he had no ammo.
Hold on, I did hear that!
How fast!
That guy was not doing the f-
Oh god man!
Nice!
Oh he did a flim!
Another team, another team, another team
You got this good you got this we believe in you holy dingle
There don't cook
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Zero strategy, zero strategy or skill, period, seriously considering unsubbing.
I thought it was funny, I thought it was funny
Ok now I'm going to read it
absolutely zero skill or strategy period seriously thinking about I'm something
oh oh oh we're sorry oh we're sorry we're sorry oh we're sorry
Oh, sorry, oh, sorry, oh, sorry, oh, sorry, all right, one more, one more, then, no,
no, real keg, real keg, all right, one moment, you know what's Christmas Eve right now?
Yeah
Really cool, I'm coming in maxed out absolutely maxed out of my mind
If I lose this is everything we've worked for today. This is big. This is big. This is beyond us
This is bigger than us everything. There's no way to everything we work for well
Not everything, but it's a big chunk this I'm bringing a renegade for in a total for
Blue seal pink triangle type shit on a stack ten ass
10 toes down.
10 toes down.
10 toes down.
Dead ass on a stack.
Jit on my block.
60 second street.
On phonem. Put it on the dead homies.
On my mama.
Type shit. Type shit.
That's all I can think of.
But that's the...
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
What side are you sure of?
What side are you in?
you. Alright.
Let's run.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I was actually thinking about starting to talk like that unironically. What do you think?
You should did that way everybody in the room can know I'm stupid and they have they don't have to keep guessing
Yeah, I don't think yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, I don't think they really have to guess
Perhaps perhaps perhaps I don't think that they yeah, I don't think they have to guess with you, but
Let's ride!
Oh my God, I just clicked free,
I just clicked free kit, man.
Oh, nice work.
Nice work.
Yeah, I already have everything crafted, it's fine.
Don't, I'm going in big disarray.
We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta hit this hard.
Yes, I was going in big too.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
the guys, wait, the guy, I was actually like
half thing the guy was joking.
He just said another thing.
Watch, ready for this?
You ready for this?
Yeah.
LeMau, he couldn't refute it.
Period.
No skill.
Period.
Every single raid, he rushes PVP areas and shoots on site.
Period.
Incredibly boring.
Period.
Not how awkward it is just meant to be played.
I can't tell if this guy is the most mischievous
doctor on the planet.
Or no joke.
Seriously?
If he says he's joking, this guy's actually
like a comedian that that would actually be possibly one of the funniest things
I've seen today hmm I can't I can't tell I can't tell
the G either either this guy is a major bullfucker or a comedic genius it's what
there's no in between.
I want to riff on him too hard just in case it's the alternative.
He's a genius, he's a genius.
He's it.
He's joking. I think I think so. I think he's got to be.
He's got to be. There's no way.
There's no way.
I be honest the jig is up tell us if you're joking or not the jig is up now
The jig is up tell us if you're joking the jig is up. I
Gotta find this one on closing. Yeah, I gotta find that curious. What's the name? Oh?
I lost it. I recognize I know that I know that I know the circle I know that if I saw
the name again I would recognize it 100% I remember is is logo oh shit it was like
It was like a long name.
Oh, let's ride!
Yeah, big o' thank you.
It's me, and I'll never tell you.
I told you, Joker! I told ya! I told ya! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it. I knew it. Is it was I knew it? No, I'm telling you, I had a hunch. I had a
hunch because it sounded like exactly like something we might say. And it's
literally 2 47 p.m. on Christmas Eve. There's no way someone would say that
Seriously
No, a.m.
Time 47 p.m. Guys guys. I don't care about your whimsical fairy tale land
In real man time. It's 247 in the morning
God, yeah.
Who's ready for a crazy raid?
Ready for a crazy raid.
You'd imagine if we were like Chinese or something,
if we lived in China.
Christmas would already be over.
I know, wouldn't you ask?
Yes, it would!
It'd be Christmas right now.
oh wait oh yeah cook Christmas with it oh dude those lucky dogs they got they
get Christmas early okay no big yeah that's not how and you think you're
smarter than a really fucking for serious they get Christmas early closey
that's how time zones work dumbass so it's still the same time you're probably
I'm getting so fucking jolly right now, it's actually unfair.
It is not the same time for people in China.
Yes, they do!
Watch this, how many hours until Christmas? How many hours?
How many hours hours and how many hours did we have to Christmas?
21 20 so they get it 19 hours early
No, they still had the same amount of days are acting like they had to wait the same amount of time, but they still get it early
What are you getting jolly his shit right now dude, you know jolly those fuckers all over their party right now
Why did you just sound like that?
It's unfair!
That's what I'm trying to say!
Help us be a shot bridge.
I hear you.
Follow me, crew.
It's so Johnny- Oh, Dingle!
Gotcha!
Yeah, Johnny's fucked, that's what I'm saying!
Oh, this clicker is strong.
Oh, clicker, clicker!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, excuse me.
Ha ha ha ha!
We ordered another person.
Aye.
Okay, all right.
Where all the people at?
I'm trying to get to Blaston.
They'll be loading in soon. Don't worry
You sure
Hey, what's that wait there over yonder?
No, no, that was over on the bridge
Oh
Psycho think yeah, yeah, can't we valve that you fool you fool?
Are you sure they're the top of the zip line
Oh my god, wait, wait.
What?
Under the fact, blue, black, blue, blue.
Who ordered the, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Are you just...
Go get him!
It is killed.
Right here.
For broke, for broke.
One to one shot, one to one shot!
You dinga!
You're blind!
Get out of here!
You're back to where you came, demon!
Oh, please!
A bunch of the hodges!
The enemy's a bunch!
Is she another bunch?
Yes, yes, yes. I came down.
I
Second-toler second-toler second-toler
Think I see for
Yes, you ask me
Oh
Oh
One's in the rafters one's in the rafters one went out take that mr. Noodle
Oh, hey fat Mr. Noodle's associate, get out of here!
Is this fine, idiot?
Oh, now that's gonna be here.
Oh, oh that's good, oh that's great.
I thought those guys were shemmats, those guys should've killed me.
It's a zillion times over.
Little minigoo.
Dude, I think this raid is going pretty good.
I think we're doing a sublime job.
Dude, why is the toilet so smoky now?
Hey, what's up?
What's what?
You hear the boom boom?
I do nothing. Oh
You talk about I had a boom-boom you sure that
Yeah, I heard that one is at the top of the zip lines. I
Don't know maybe actually
I say dating I
Say dating I see we get up there and find out what what?
I
Should we get out there?
I think they just instantly send it down here to be a traffic. I don't think it's clocking to you folks. Yeah, I think it's clocking to you
I'm standing on business of the people under us. No, that's right
Yeah, wait, I said
There often the rafters were dead
It would just come back down. They're not there. They're not there. I see the turret
lights so that's a sunshine okay
hmm my god is it that's it a little quiet
quiet I forgot the nature itself what's that
This is a dead guy!
A clue?
I think these guys are dead. Like I had a handle one.
Only game?
Which can take a look. Oh, my east right there, right there!
Come on James!
Got him!
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
I don't know, I don't know.
Eat my poop, eat my shit!
Eat my poop, eat my shit!
Oh, I don't feel too good.
Oh, nice work.
Another successful fight.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
The goop never hit anyone.
They had a lot of goop.
Well, one of that goodness. Two Trigonades.
Wings of Fintnall. Score!
That's had a lot of goop.
This is a Serendipitous fight.
You wanna wait for the hooligans down at the village to come up and then we can blast them?
We can go towards those shots over to the southwest, perchance.
We already found that.
Hey, sounds like they're going back down blue though.
What are you talking about?
There's no way you hear someone at blue.
No, no, no. They're probably going down that, right?
Because isn't that where the hornet is? Do you remember?
Oh, you're talking about the zipline.
Hey, yeah, let's go down. They're definitely back below.
Maybe.
Yeah, 100%, 100% back below.
Ah!
Okay, I'm back.
I think they're angels from that room he's hurt he's got some guns I'm gonna
drop the guns out of the stairs
I'm gonna go
You shut up you shut up
Ready yourselves boys might even a ball the pretentious, maybe there's a ball right there
Okay, well this is a team I heard it getting the horn aggro
Oh, they're they're pores. They're just they're just a couple pores. Yeah, but then C4 and we almost died
Pick this, Clank, huh?
No one's on me.
I'm gonna grab my goop.
So you go back to the surface, maybe you look out for that vintage team. What about that?
We had a couple of Clankers at the spot up top. They're out there.
It blew up up top?
No, it's at the spot up top.
I'm going in!
Hey, Peanut, you are so alone.
George!
Yeah, you're alone. That's what I was best.
Oh my god, there's so handsome.
Come on, James! Come on, James!
One down!
Charge!
Be this guy down too
Get out of here, Clanker
I'll go, I'll go and horn out of here
There you get back here, Mr. Silly, you get back here
You don't really know what for me, Mr. Silly
You beg and plead all you want, you piece of shit
You die here, you die here today
This is your final resting spot
This is your final hour
I'd make peace with whatever god you worship you bastard.
As you're going to visit him real soon.
Get your ass back this moron up tonight!
What are you doing? You're aiding in a buddy's enemy!
Right there! He's gonna kill you!
How the fuck do you-
You're aiding in a burning enemy!
Get him!
Heal, heal, heal, heal.
Get him!
You get back here, but just out of here!
You get back to Diggia!
Gosh, yeah!
Ah, you could escape my crutches, did ya?
No.
Oh, now you're gonna be punished.
Now you're gonna be punished.
Oh shit. Oh wait. Oh shit. Oh shit. Well, okay. All right. See you later now.
a little bit of goop
could you find a bobcat?
No! I have not found a bobcat once!
Oh gee jeez
I hate to bring this up but that's exactly what a guy with a bobcat might say
I did do that do that do that
been a goop
little bit of goop
dude when i drop my guns i gotta get off god
i had a bow you dropped them like seventeen did you hit them
drop them before you go up the zip
guy in the hill behind you
who where
guy in the hill creeping on you
oh head on stand back
i don't know ok you know he's right here
he actually has a bomb cat went down went down
you know
you are so long bow
oh
dude go one down one down
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
He's gonna nip him.
That missed, that missed.
Yeah, I saw that one.
Just keep him safe.
What are you doing right there?
Give him one more, give him one more.
Get out!
Fuck, get out!
Hurry!
This guy has a stick, sir, bro.
Yeah, heal. Heal before you loot. Not that guy.
Yeah, heal before you loot. Yes.
Well, I can't notice, but to notice you, notice in me.
From across the room, I can see it. Then can stop myself from looking and noticing you, noticing me.
I got a bomb cat close to you.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.
Ewww, yeah.
Yeah, I have a favor to ask you.
Do a job.
Before you fuck someone on the ground.
Yeah?
Just maybe one bandage.
Or like one armor, and while you're fucking them.
You didn't mean?
Me?
Or like
Perchance?
Perchance?
I-I gotta go back and get my goon.
What is it?
I don't know!
Can't you see me remember where I dropped my goop at?
Can you pop armor?
I-my shield's broken.
I-I-okay, I have shields for you.
Is it-
Is it-
I coulda swear it was like right here.
It's right here, bro.
Really?
There's a blue armor as well.
Oh my god, I think ya!
Give me that.
Oh.
Give me that.
Hey, this guy.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, Feral has gold stock?
In what?
Wait, my pharaoh? Which pharaoh?
You're not that! That's Jailor!
Fuss!
Let's leave.
Because you got it?
I don't have it.
Oh
Are you sure coach he's stolen the body he left behind has a pharaoh IV
Which body?
We really looking for a pharaoh for right now
He said it they said you're on space welfare pal or whipping out the ebt stamps for a couple bandages from mr.
Shiny, but we don't need that first time you've had blue armor all all day, okay
The first time I've ever seen you with a woman was last week. So who's the real winner?
Okay, all right, all right, we gotta go this way we gotta go this way
By the way, I actually heard that that woman that on your stream was your girlfriend
That's true.
Yeah, man.
It's like I don't believe you have one.
You say you don't shower for years on a fucking time.
Did you keep the must?
It makes me a better gamer and a better lover.
How long you been with that lady?
I heard it was many years. You don't see me questioning you.
Just want to get all the facts straight.
You don't see me questioning you.
Get all the facts straight.
How many years you've been with that lady?
You don't see me questioning you.
Just wondering, I'm just wondering how many years...
How many years you've been with that lady?
Don't worry about it.
I would not...
Well
Northeast rocks top of hell you guys fucking me
Just saying there's nothing there. They're screwed with you
Three bodies on the hill. They're saying that there is a hundred percent a pharaoh IV with a golden stock
Oh
Go see there's screw with you. There's nothing there. They're trying to fit on you
It was a rattler one, then oh nice nice
This 17 year olds. Why are you guys saying 17 year olds? Oh, it's the guy that's like
Okay, okay guys. There's a rat more one
Oh
See will you forget the Rottler and get to the extra I
Why would they why didn't they just say the 17 year old at the first place? I
Don't know no, I lose that guy that guy didn't have nothing
Yeah, I know they're telling me that the 17 year old had a feral with a golden sock
How many times have you said 17 year old?
Right.
How many times?
I don't know.
I said.
Don't say it three times in the mirror.
Actually I can't be that good.
I can't be that good.
Every time I make a joke like that, they post it on Twitter and everybody gets mad at
me.
Every time I make a joke like that, they post it on Twitter and everybody gets mad
at me.
It gets mad at me every time I make a joke like that every post a Twitter the whole world gets mad at me
Someone might appear
All right, let's leave
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Alright. Okay. Actually, I think we had a successful day today. I think we had a successful day.
Groupon. Winning. Killing. Lovin. I think we did pretty good today. I think we did pretty good today.
I think it's time to hop in the vehicle, hop in the whip, grab some Wendy's Chili,
put a little Wendy's Chili, come on back and watch the new Fallout Episode 2.
What do you say, boys?
Let's go get, let's hop off the stream, grab some Wendy's Chili and watch the new Fallout Episode.
What do you say, boys?
What do you say?
Well, what if you go get Chili and then we go play like Nazi Zombies or something like that?
for the new Call of Duty.
Hey!
No, that sounds horrible!
I'd rather put a pliers in my asshole
and opened it vigorously back and forth.
No thank you, sir. No thank you, sir.
Is that a maybe?
That's a maybe.
RC, write me down. Write me down as a maybe.
Like me down as a baby. I have an appointment with my blender. I've got to put my cock in it
So I'll have to get to you right after that
Wins night raid, oh, yeah, we gotta do that too. We gotta do that too. All right, right rain
I'm gonna bring night fungus. Yeah, well, we have to find a fucking
There's a third that's on late
Summit somebody already said you do this. Remember you already said yeah
He was he actually serious. Oh, yeah, you see it. Yeah, he's got a final day to do it
Supposedly it's really hard
Maybe hard for the average game
Not for the FPS gamer of the year club see I don't think so I don't think so
Oh
The big talk out tomorrow to get your get master apparently to tell me that the patch notes put my actual steamer item in the game
Is that true or no? Oh wait, yeah, but you're not shooting tomorrow. Oh
Yeah, I can't I'd Chris receive. Yeah, I
It's Christmas Eve tomorrow. I'm not streaming tomorrow or today
I
Was thinking about streamer on Christmas. Are you sure about Christmas come see I will be streaming on Christmas
Well, I'm streaming on yeah, I'm a do Christmas Eve
No, unfortunately, I've got a family that loves me so I have to skip it on Christmas Eve close
He but you have fun 20 years ago to get milk and cigarettes and hasn't returned
He always said he'd be back on Christmas Eve if this could be the year.
21st time is a lucky charm.
He's not coming back.
Yes he is, yes he is.
He's in Vegas with a girl named Candy right now.
Well good for him but he's coming back this Christmas I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
100% and I'm sure Candy's a lovely lady.
Lady, I'm sure candy is a lovely lady. I'm sure she has a father as well
I'm sure she has a father and you know what maybe she's just a content creator. You're talking about a
Content creator and she has a father
Yeah, she's just a content creator and she has a father too. You come up. Oh brave exactly exactly
Candy the content creator with a father
there. I don't think that Sands has ever been said in the history of human time.
What? Candy the convict creator or candy with a father? Candy with a father.
Well, first time for everything. First time for everything. Put it in the box. Put it in the box.
Candy has a father. I'm the first one to say it. First one to say it.
Still around to still around. Yes still around as well still around 12 course
Okay, well, I'll be go ahead and get off. I'm gonna watch a new fallout. I'm so get some Wendy's chili
All right, let me know. Let me how it is. I swear it's fire. It's about the fallout was over the candy
I mean, the.
Yeah, let me know.
Candy is good.
Well, the wind is, the wind is silly or the or the fall on him.
So.
Hmm.
I know.
Let's know.
Let's know.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and get on.
Of course, you're good players.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm getting ladies.
I'm getting off.
I know I don't like Misses Stream days.
You guys know that about me.
I don't like Misses Stream.
I don't like Misses Stream.
But unfortunately, unfortunately, let me tell you,
there's some things, everybody with a spouse knows this.
There's some things you can get away with
and some things you can't.
And this is not one of them for me.
This is not one of them.
Miss Peanut is very, very relentless about Christmas Eve.
see very relentless. He has a certain way we do it. We go here. We go there. You're
talking about we do this. So that's something I cannot. I ever you do you
don't talk about this. Some things are non-negotiables, non-negotiables. So I
will not be able to stream tonight. Unfortunately, I will not be able to
stream tonight. Unfortunately, but I have I have I have hinted that I wanted
to stream on Christmas. So we'll see how it goes. I'll keep you guys
post to the discord i'll give you guys post to the discord um um oh
um oh merry christmas oh no oh
merry christmas gentlemen ho ho ho oh wait i'm a pirate
Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Hope everybody has a whimsical Christmas
with you, you boys and your families or whoever you're spending it with, Uncle Ron. He's a
very generous person, very generous person. You boys have a good Christmas boys and
good night gentlemen good Christmas and a good night good night gentlemen good
night have a silly little night gentlemen all of silly a little dreams
perhaps perhaps as well as silly a little things per chance per maybe per
percent percent if you ever so desire
Good
What I saw something again
You don't be a see tomorrow be a see tomorrow. I'll put it in the squad to our three down three down
Good
Good
G'd pues, g'd pas, g'd Campaign.
I know
Good night. Good night out
David!
David!
Good night!
Good night...
David!
...Det pizzag!
This is the place only you want to have a good looking at, so that's carefully.
CHILLY!