TheBurntPeanut
NUT RAIDERS w/ CLOAKZY & HUTCHMF | SILLY GOOSE SATURDAY | #ShartItLikesItHot #ShartItLikeItsHot #BUNGULATE
12-28-2025 · 7h 55m
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He's over there! He's over there!
You're not going to get away with it.
You're not going to get away with it.
You're not going to get away with it.
Season 2 Vice! There's a sound out of them! Let's get out of here!
I'm taking the full-body thing off!
Get down!
Man, please return back, motherfucker!
I'm just getting out of here! Fuck yeah!
Stupid bitch.
I can't see where you've come and fallen
But I know just what you want to find
If what matters to you
Who matters, don't let go
Don't you stop
We don't want to take it up to the dead
Everything you want
Be like your thing
What the fuck is happening?
No one thinks just peace your ground
With our love, not the way I love you
It's awesome, but I ain't gonna cut your cut
This ain't no place for no hero
This ain't no place for no man and man
This ain't no place for no hero
But come home
You already know what that means!
You already know what happened!
Let's go!
Let's fucking run!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Another day of Arc Raiders gentlemen, another day in paradise.
How are you bungalows doing on this silly goose of saturday?
I know a lot of you guys were hyped up for slur Saturday, but we had to reschedule.
some logistics problems you know I'm talking about there was some logistics
problems we had to move some things around the schedule we had to pencil a
couple things in a race a couple things so slur Saturday has been postponed
slur Saturday has been postponed you will be doing silly goose Saturday today
I hope you guys don't mind hope you guys don't mind
I was gonna read that damn it don't go too fast guys don't go fast
Guys don't go too fast. I rock. I'm not gonna read
I'm still gonna say slurs. Okay. Well, I do okay. We save it for the real slurs Saturdays
And sir it's silly good Saturday today. We'll be playing with mr. Hutch and mr.
Kloak see they will be on momentarily I don't know what mr. Hutch is I just
text him but close you should be waking up in a timely manner in about 41
a minute's good to see you good brother good to see you again my boy good to see
Thank you, my boy, welcome, my boy, welcome, my boy, thank you brother, you don't have to do that big man, I haven't done anything yet.
And Mr. Chappy, Mr. Brave, my boy, thank you, my boy, good man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Kimchi, Mr. Space, Mr. Liam, and Mr. Sleepy, and Mr. Devil, and Mr. Tuff, my boy, good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, boys, thank you for this gentleman, means a lot, brothers.
Invite the people, guys, I already told you we've got coach, you Mr. Hutch, we just gotta wait for them to wake up.
Let me see what mr. Hutch is up to looks like I've got some mail looks like that's a male. You might have run into a cheater or something
Hutch is not responding. I text him about 18 minutes. I'm gonna say I'm a text woman. I'm a double text
Where you at?
Mr. Slime it looks like we're gonna warm up with some solos. Let me keep my mail. Let me see what I got. Oh
Yep
Little cheese to little cheese to little cheese to yesterday. Yep. I pretty I I was fairly certain
We ran into one or two of them fairly certain. This is probably the guy that I had you guys all report. Actually, what was his name again?
Guys, is there a way we save I think I saw his name saved in the in my notepad. Is there a way to check?
Like if I have his name and his numbers, can I check in these vans out of things? You know how to do that?
That would be hilarious. That would be absolutely hilarious
We wouldn't have say
Hudson run once low he got you got you is it if I have his name and is in the numbers after state
It's her eighty-way to check if he's banned to know oh
Dude, I would love to know that I would like if anyone knows a technique on how to do that
Please God tell me right now. Please God tell me please
God tell me only streamers get shit back dude
The reason streamers get shit back is because we deal with a hundred times more cheaters
than the non streamers pal.
And see there's one us.
Usually streamers are rich.
I'm kind of poor.
I don't know why they come after me,
but usually streamers,
I mean look it's round.
That guy's got a billion dollars.
A billion space dollars.
If I was hacking that too,
I'd go after these kind of billion dollars.
Uh, mm.
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to find his name hold up. I'm gonna I'm trying hold up give me a second
I'm hiding my screen. I'm pulling up his name. I want to see these band. I'm gonna see these band
No pad. Oh, you know what you can't you can only Adam as a friend and I'm not adding this pussy as a friend
I'm not doing that. I'm not adding this bitch as a friend
I'm not adding this pussy piece of crap cheetah as a friend baby cheetah legend cheetah of course
A legend, Cedar, of course.
Yeah, there's a way to check it.
And we'll figure it out later.
We'll figure it out later.
I'll save it.
I'll save it for next time.
Uh, Peter, how's your Bitcoin, dude?
I can't buy Bitcoin as a steamer.
Dude, you know, dude, you know they're like holding steamers ransom for their, like,
cryptocurrencies?
I buy no fucking cryptocurrencies.
I just have my family out of house.
Give me all your Bitcoin.
I ain't doing that.
Hell no.
You all your damn mind?
Absolutely not.
Oh
Facts yeah, I do honestly as such as I wish I could because Bitcoin sounds like it's gonna keep going forever
But unfortunately, that's one of the downsides whatever you know, that's what that's a toy
That's one of the things that comes with the territory. They'll come find you and they'll kill your family for your Bitcoin
So can have that gotta just keep it and you know investment accounts or whatever
By gold I do I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that gold mr. Gold. That's something
Oh
What about nut coin do all right? Oh shit. I shouldn't even say that word
I did not do us that I do not do us that I do not do us that I do not do us that I do not endorse that I do
I should have even rubbed that out loud. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh, that's good. That's going on Twitter
Oh my god guys, I do not endorse any
Cryptocurrencies at all in any way shape or form in any way shape or form
Shit. Oh my god. I should have even said that. Oh my fucking god
oh my goodness all right well fuck hmm um yeah too late shit shit uh well well I
guess we're fucked hmm okay all right
delete body out if I'm sorry it's already clipped I guarantee you that
that video is already out of here that video is already out of here it's too late
Let's ride!
Quick little warm up, quick little warm up.
We should look at him, Mr. Lucio.
I'm wondering if I should, but what's good man, good old man?
Hey, Mr. Dunstine, what's good man, good old man?
Good laddie, dude, good laddie, died.
It was fun, but last year, well, I forgot.
I forget sometimes that I'm a streamer,
and so if I mention anything of monetary value,
they'll clip it and be like, oh, look at this.
Oh, you know, this is what he's doing.
Oh, you know, you know, you know, this is why I'm trying to work around just so they can't click this part too if you can't tell
You know, do not do this and then they'll then they'll basically use me to scam people
Yeah, they always do it. They always do it
They try to get all the influences to say whatever fucking stupid coin they're working on
A peanut by real estate with those idiot boobins you do have 100% tax write-offs in the same year
Sir I'm a peanut and I play video games. All right, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
I have no fucking idea what you're talking about sir. I don't know what you're talking about. It's time to ride
It's time to get the goop
Here we go. Perfect. Here we go. How drunk did Coastie get by the end of the night last
night? Do he text me? He texts me today. He's like, oh, dude, Peter, I'm so hungover and
I haven't even slept yet. So he went to bed at 2 p.m. today. So we'll see how that goes.
We'll see. I'm assuming he's going to wake up a little racist and a little hungover.
That's what I would jazz. But we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I got some good sleep.
I got like seven hours so I'm doing good.
Now let's ride!
Oh, or perhaps the anvil.
Honestly, an anvil or a toro blueprint would go
dumb hard right now.
Dumb, dumb hard right now.
That would be exuberant.
An exuberant way to get it out of the week.
That's what we're gonna look for tonight.
A toro blueprint, a little anvil blueprint.
Keep your peepers open for them.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
They could like 30 seconds late,
so someone might have beaten us to the triangle house.
No matter.
No matter.
Oh my god.
No, I'm not friendly.
I'm not going to be friendly.
Is that okay?
I'm going to kill you, okay?
I'm sorry.
I got to get a lot to do.
I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm so sorry.
It's a doggie dog world out here.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, sir.
It's a doggie dog world.
I'm so sorry.
Then, of course, no more mud!
He even later screamed,
The Saxag Gary!
Hергidoo~!
The kaz Nicolathe abandoned,
please,
Rock it!
Stay back, demon!
I'm gonna get what's broken!
Fuck you!
Go, go, go, go!
Get it.
Get it.
Oh!
Oh, Dino Franch might-
Go, go, go!
Oh, ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a!
I can do some pocket, I can do some pocket!
I can do this!
This is where the breasts start at the stream I've ever had!
Oh!
I need this!
I need this!
Lock in.
But how did that fuck I have no
We didn't even leave a single ASAP I should be go for this one up the way house in chapter
Fuck you
Eat my shit!
RUN!
Is he really fined?
He ain't no fined.
I'm gonna talk to that bad boy until...
...then I won't just any, then I won't just any.
Is he first, is he first?
See, I'm just like...
Keep your eyes peeled.
Give it click or not right now
Stupid robot bitch gotcha
No way bucket for all the first one don't weigh
You see I just get my ass pounded on the first one
You can beat people like you on any corner.
Oh my god, oh my god, I swear, I swear on everything, holy, oh my goodness, if I die
right now.
back
Yes
Fuck you. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
No
No, go go
Eat my shit pussy eat my shit!
Wait, did I...
Wait, did I...
Did I...
Did I win?
What?!
What the hell was that?!
I was out of it! What are you talking about?
No!
No!
Dammit!
Excelling raid, gentlemen! Excelling raid!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, I already have aids.
I am 21 minutes and 7 seconds into the stream and I already have aids.
already have AIDS. I already have AIDS and I'm depressed. I already have AIDS and I'm
depressed. I'm checking this motherfucker's profile. I am checking this motherfucker's
profile. I don't even think he's cheating. I didn't sense any cheating. I just hope
he's cheating. That way I can get this fucker back. Please God be cheating.
YES! YES!
LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
Private account and multiple game bands on record!
LET'S GET EM BOIS!
Keep that Bobcat pussy, you're gonna need to save up, that's another $40.
You're gonna need another Arc Raiders game, big man.
You need one more Steam account for you, good sir.
You keep that Bobcat pussy, you keep that Bobcat, use it while you can.
Use it while you can. Use it while you can, you piece of shit.
One moment, gentlemen, while I collect his details.
One moment, gentlemen, while I collect his details.
There we go.
There we go.
There you are, gentlemen.
There you are. Write it down. Memorize it.
Put it in the typewriter. Maybe type it into a Word document.
put it in an Excel sheet. There you are boys. There you are gentlemen. There you are. Just
for you. Just for you on the silly goose Saturday. This is on the house. On the house. No charge.
No need to thank me gentlemen. Report that motherfucker into the shuttle rooms.
Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank
you boys. Thank you boys. He didn't lose it. Oh, he doesn't even get to keep the Bob
And he's got to get a new steam account.
Ooh, a Christmas miracle.
Hooray!
A Christmas miracle.
Suck my ass.
You're getting bad.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh.
So, I can show you.
Mind's a little bit better this time.
Let me take a little pee, let me take a little pee.
I'm going for, let me tell you what I'm going for this time,
because last time I was just throwing stuff in the shed.
Me personally, I'm gonna tell you some stuff
that I don't know if you want.
Like right here, crawl before you walk.
Is that a Spongebob reference?
Wait.
Tell me your boss and say,
maybe later Mr. Officer, maybe later,
check your DM's officer.
Is that a Spongebob reference?
There's gotta be a Spongebob reference.
That's gonna be before you must learn to walk.
You must learn to crawl.
You memorize every pebble on this course
before you behind the wheel.
I did it, it's just one of my friends.
So for this one, you might not want this one.
This is one, cause I get killed a lot.
I use this one cause I get killed a lot.
So you might not want this one, but the rest of them,
you're probably gonna want.
I threw like three into this one.
I don't know if I'm gonna go all the way to five.
The reason I did that is so that I can get these two big ones
and then I also want, reaching an object generates,
wait, what?
Reaching an object generates, oh, that one doesn't matter.
No, that's not what I was going for.
Oh, here it is, loaded arms.
Your equipped weapon has less impact on your encumbrance.
That's why I'm putting it in the green.
So I would go five here, five there, three, one, one,
One one and then these two and then I don't know what I'm gonna do next
I don't know I'm gonna do next and then these ones I would do exactly like that except for if you don't want crawl before you walk
You don't have to do that. That's just like it down a lot. Mm-hmm. I'm also gonna be doing if you do get down a lot like me
I would do
This one the turtle crawl while down do you take less damage? Mm-hmm. That's what we do as well
That's what we do as well. No, it's your kitty beats. No, I don't I don't know
I don't know I don't know if I'm gonna go for that. I don't
How many points do you need? Is it 36? Yeah, so I couldn't even do it anymore, right?
What's 37 plus 36? That's more than 75, right? That's...
No, that's 73! Should I go for breach? Are you guys going for breach or not?
because they nerfed it. Are you
guys are you guys going for
breach or no? Yes, no, no. Yes,
breach. Yes, no, no, no. Do it.
Yes. Not after nerf. No, no.
Breeds. Yes. Buffed it. No, no.
Yes. No, they buffed it. No,
yes, no, yes, no, no, yes,
no, yes, no, no, no, yes,
no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes,
It's still good fact. No. No. Hell. Yeah. Pull it still worth fact. No. Yes. Yes. No. No pool. No. Yes. Paul. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Hell. Yeah. That. Yes. Pull it. I'm gay. Oh, damn it.
That was him saying that I was just reading his chat.
That was him saying that I was just reading his chat.
I was just reading his chat.
Now one moment.
Ice you with one more free kid, let's ride!
One more free kid,
One more freaking one more freaking one more freaking one more freaking right there.
I think this session but what about the one good man good a man wait what about
huh it's already no noise okay one more one more one more okay good good I'm
sorry I thought this was slur Saturday no due to logistical problems we had
schedule Slur Saturday for another day in
Sydney-Grew Saturday. I do apologize sir. I
know how much you're looking forward to
that. You racist. Now let's ride!
Thank you.
Oh, we got the Rattler, and that's negative.
It's like I even cheated when Pierre just talks to him for no reason.
Oh my goodness.
He had so many fans on his account, it didn't even give me a number.
pretty good likelihood sir pretty good likelihood I'd say the numbers are up
there I have to read what I'm to know for sure but I think the numbers are up
there oh my god the clickers are already on me get away from you freak I've
got no friend oh no
to the bunker
Hmm
Yeah, I see guys even if he's not cheating, maybe you want a guy like that around in the community
Sounds like a piece of shit
Sounds like a piece of crap. If you add sounds like a piece of shit if you ask me
Sounds like a piece of I'm sorry is I'm sorry is you want your top up mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Oh
Keep your eyes peeled.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Who's that?
What an idiot!
Oh Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly.
Do you feel in control, Mr. Silly?
Do you feel powerful, Mr. Silly?
Oh, do you feel in control?
I want you to take a little bit of that, huh?
You like that a little bit of that?
You like that a little bit of that?
Oh, you like it?
I need to take some more.
Take that, I'm pretty.
I've got pretty.
Yeah
He's a poor
He's a stinky poor damn it. He's a stinky dirty poor
I guess you might as well use this to play with Nadeshot.
I don't see, I'm waiting for his wife to leave so I can swoop in and take that.
I heard that shit bounces.
I heard that shit bounces, son.
I heard that shit tickles.
I heard you smack that and smack smack.
Got that recoil on it.
You gonna talk about...
I'll talk about Nadeshot, by the way.
Oh shit, not his wife.
Oh my goodness.
I'll talk about Nadeshot.
Oh shit.
I just realized it did not sound good.
Oh, those are 10s!
God!
Hey, pst, where is he?
Pst, where is he?
Pst, where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Oh my God, he's handsome and sexy!
Okay, alright, alright, alright, well, okay, alright, who's gonna win?
He's got a gun shell of two!
The hell was that?
Excelling raid, gentlemen, excelling raid, excelling raid.
Alrighty, no need to worry, but a mere warm-up, a mere warm-up-based small bump on the road
and success, perhaps another.
Oh, wait.
Mr. Hunch, welcome in!
No way he muted the second I dragged him in.
Hunch, welcome in!
Hello, hello, hello!
How are you on this fine night?
Well, I just got out of a run with an entire inventory of guns and made
283
No one believes you at all
But that's great to hear my first wait on first guy. I killed guess what was on him
Was on a Bobcat for full attack. Oh
No swear to god, swear to god, that's not the end of the story.
Ran all the way to extract, killed a guy, then I got killed by another guy.
Literally as I pressed the button and the door was closing, he killed me.
Now I did not sense any hacks, I did not feel like I got cheated on, but I felt as if I was wrong.
I felt as if the universe had wronged me, a bobcat formed my first raid and I lose it.
That's a wronging.
Should be in the bunker as we did a little investigation.
And found out that his account is privatized
and with multiple, doesn't even tell me the number,
multiple game bands.
No, oh, I'm getting a cut.
Naturally, we all reported him.
And the door closed so fast, he didn't even get the bobcat.
So not only does he not get the bobcat, he gets a new Steve account.
Pretty sublime, huh?
And you told me that my story sounded like bullshit.
I swear, that's exactly what happened.
Well, I swear too.
So we're going to believe each other's stories?
So of course, you got out with tons of stuff
and you did grades.
You are so brave.
Guys, can we get a hunches brave in the chat?
Guys, can we get a hunch?
You are so brave.
You are.
Guys, can we get a hunches brave in the chat real quick?
And skinny.
Brave and skinny.
Well, let's not go too far.
Well, let's go one.
Let's take it one step at a time.
Let's take it one step at a time, okay?
All right?
Let's take it one step at a time, okay?
All right, good.
Okay, good.
We got that cleaned up.
Let me get you in here.
All right, I'm gonna watch this clip real quick.
One sec.
Go ahead.
Oh, Mr. Stefan, my man!
Good man, good man!
Thanks, Mr. Stefan.
That's very kind of you, brother.
That's very kind of you, brother.
Thank you, my boy.
Also, did I get the name?
You have two.
my boys. What did you think it is? Well, you said it was it was Slurr Saturday. So all for
for 10 hours and 40 minutes, I've been streaming as my title of Sip and Fint and Saiyan Slurrs.
Is that not? See that listen, I also before the stream for 30 minutes, I sat in front of my
mirror and thought of every Slurr I could possibly say and repeated it to myself.
Unfortunately due to logistics reasons, we had to reschedule and it's silly goose Saturday now
Well, yeah
Yeah, something you coordinate with me
I have been lying. I found out last second
I like last second here is scrambling to fix it. It's everyone takes something on stream say it's fires now
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, dude
How would they know? How do they know that? Do they come into the stream?
Cuz it was my fucking title peanut!
Well then let it rip!
But um, no!
Never know you're about to your business!
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
You don't watch how about this?
We're gonna be playing for quite a number of hours tonight.
Keep a pen and maybe a notebook next to it. Whenever you think of a slur, write it down
And we'll save it for when we reschedule so Saturday, okay?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Okay. All right. Okay. Good. Good. I'm going to do that.
That goes for everyone, guys. Write down the slurs since we had to reschedule and save
them for next Slur Saturday. Everybody got it? Save them for next Slur Saturday. Or
you can have a Google Doc honestly yeah Google Doc can work to work to what
it's gonna be a great night should I go ahead and go grab another beer yes sir
yes sir I will take the first sip with you right as you get back let me know
right I will be back I will be back well you're behind I've already drank one I've
already drank one you need to chug whatever you got and then open up
I've got a 24-hours voodoo ranger in front of me. That'll kill me if I check it on the lines
Okay, all right, there's Colt. He's gonna be asleep for another 11 minutes
No book is already full. What do I do now?
Geez he was excited for slur Saturday um
You have a loving family you can scream them out
Sure do you have a loving family that you can scream them out
Try that try that try if your notebook gets full too quick try to try to yell them at your loving family
Uh...hmmhmmhmmhmm.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
I just ch-chat is talking shit.
They can hear me right now. Fuck you. Fuck you guys. I know you can hear me right now. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys.
This is your god! This is your god!
He's a redneck fernie! And he's terrible!
I'll be carrying for tonight. Don't you worry, Hotchians. I'll get Mr. Hotch nice and plump.
Nice and plump for the week to come.
I'm back.
Oh, how are you on this fine silly goose Saturday?
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, good sir. Cheers, boys!
I don't know what to do.
Good.
It's good to see that Dennis is late by an hour and a half.
Well, no, no.
He's usually wake up in nine minutes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So we'll start the clock in nine minutes.
Yeah, nine minutes.
What was the over under an hour late?
Would he take in the over or the under?
Honestly, not going to lie to you.
Cloak seat two months ago, I would take the over in a day of the week.
Recently, I'm going to take 30 minutes late.
I'm going to take 30 minutes exactly.
Okay. I mean, those are great numbers. How about this?
Actually, let's make a real bet. 30 minutes late.
You pick a time, lose and drop some other guy of Vin and AJ.
Whoever's further away? Vin three.
Let me see if I've got a Vin three. You play with them all the time.
I, I, I, I, you know, I'm going to Vin three.
Okay. Vin three on the line. I'll take the over 30 minute mark
over 30 minute mark. Oh yeah. I'm gonna take the under 30 minute mark.
Okay, die.
And you will, you will pay me my Benny.
No take seat backsies, no scams, no finger crosses.
I don't have fingers, you peanut racists.
Just cross applesauce.
I don't have legs to do that, you peanut racists.
Well, like all things should be.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Let's ride!
What kind of kick you're running?
I'm running, I'm actually gonna do a free kid,
wall up, yeah?
Make sure you're hiding your screens,
make sure you're hiding your screens by the way.
Oh shit, yeah, yeah.
I'm not gonna go free, but I'm gonna go green shield.
Dude, dude, I didn't realize,
cause I thought it was just like a couple losers
that like stream sniping.
Dude, I saw this one clip of Summit on Twitter today
where he was like, oh, I'm getting stream sniped
or whatever, I actually didn't watch the clip.
But I went into the comments, dude, there are so,
Dude, the looseness is way deeper than I thought.
The plot is thicker than I could have ever imagined.
I thought it'd be like, oh, ha ha,
like sometimes I stream snipe.
You know, it's just like something I do.
I find it fun.
Maybe others don't.
Dude, the comments on the Twitter posts were like,
I just spy streamers.
They have ruined the games.
They have ruined the world.
They should be killed at the stake
in the whole, the whole comment section.
I was like, dude, I do have a hobby.
Do you like brother?
I'm not getting you enjoy doing that.
Maybe you could be doing right now.
Like maybe you're talking with a friend or building a language
that I'm not kidding you today has been armies of them.
And that's me.
Now with you, the Thanos got lit of strange snipers.
It would be brother.
It's been terrible cheating snipers, regular snipers,
people dropping the N word.
It's been unbelievable.
So.
They got no scores Saturday.
Got rescheduled.
They don't think they know.
Oh my goodness.
A cheater is one thing.
A stream sniper is another thing.
But a non-punk-soul stream sniping cheater.
Now that's something I can't tolerate.
Let's ride.
Oh, Mr. Rogen, Mr. Ramblin.
Mr. Ramblin, Mr. Ramblin, Mr. Ramblin.
Good, good, ah, man.
And Mr. 49ers and Mr. John.
Mr. Ramblin, Mr. Ramblin, Mr. Ramblin, Mr. Ramblin.
Good Lattey, dude. Good Lattey.
Die.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys and gentlemen.
Racism is insane in this game.
Honestly, relative to other games, not really.
Now let's ride!
I
Speaking yeah, you don't tell my you don't tell my hutch
I mean you hop on you hop on rush you basically can't join a
Team unless you say a slur. That's like the prerequisite. Oh, I'm muted never mind. Watch. Let me let me reiterate
You ever played rust before I would be yes
Someone streams like me and then all my bag the inward ah
Yes, ah
The ancient egg
The ancient egg the ancient egg
You play rust oh, yes, yes, I've never played it on stream though. Unfortunately. Yeah, it doesn't really seem like a stream friendly game
Impossible brother now. Let me I used to play a lot, but I was you know actually I never ever set a single slur
You know that I
Just you have a couple thousand hours in that game, and I never said one
I would I'd be waiting a base. I grab my rockets in my rocket launcher. Maybe an 8k 47 and I go help
I'd say I'd say open up
Sure
I'm gonna take everything in this space you
you crazy guy, wonderful person, you get shit on you fucking silly goose, is what I'd say,
Yeah, Russ is a different animal, man, if you're going to stream it, you have to be
so good that the hordes of Naked just doesn't affect you anymore.
Yeah, I'm not that good.
I'm not going to do that.
We'd have to log thousands of hours offline to even be able to play it offline.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, you are quick. Do you offend?
Absolutely, I do
How'd you get it? I brought stuff my inventory is so full I had to I've got a pharaoh
We do some bed back. Let me go back and get it
Give me that give me that
Yeah, I got three or worse. I got three or worse in two regulars.
Nice. We dropped in three on the ground for you right here.
Are you sure?
Got a adrenaline rush down here.
We're done. We're cooking, boys. We're done. We're cooking.
Ah, we're cooking, boys. Ah, we're cooking.
This is going to be a good raid. I can feel it.
You feel that hunch? You feel that in the air?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yes
Something about this way tells me to be a little wacky
Smells good smells good
Smells like people haven't got out of their chair for six hours straight. Mm-hmm. I'm just smelling myself
You haven't played for quite some time haven't you I am
I'm, uh, 11 hours in.
Oh my god.
There's Robin here.
11 hours.
Whatever happened to getting on early?
It's, uh, you got on later.
I, I was, I was taking a nap.
I was sleepy.
You were beating your nut.
No, I was sleepy.
I was sleepy.
In that shit.
You were rubbing that shell of yours, weren't you, you sick
bastard?
No, I was sleepy.
I was napping.
I was napping.
I was hedging some Z's.
Mm-hmm.
That's what they all say.
Good thing, huh?
More open.
Oh, gotcha, cha.
Fucking.
Just my gamer chair.
We're not going to move for Z.
We're five minutes late.
Here.
Those hootings are out here somewhere.
Where's he through the beach roof?
Why do you sound like a bush?
A bush? What are you talking about?
Every time you walk, it's like a bush is around your mouth.
Open the door, open the door.
You don't want to hear?
What are you talking about?
You focused on the mission?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I can't hear anything other than you.
It's helping.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle.
I hit one, I hit one, come to me, come to me, come to me.
Oh, he missed his trigger grade.
I missed it! I missed it!
Wait, wait, wait!
I just gotta fight for you.
Yeah, how is that not hitting that?
What?
If you can go for it, I'm dragging you over here.
You guys have to shoot that trigadee before they get back!
It'll kill him, it'll kill him!
HAH!
Oh my god, they're already here!
They're already here!
They are handsome, and they're sexy!
They're handsome and sexy!
I think they've got blue shields, they've got trigadees!
We've got to back up, we gotta back up!
Run!
Run bro, run!
Run, run, run, run, run, run!
Fuck you, fuck you!
They're coming, they're coming!
Right down the hot dancer!
Run run run run run run!
It's your first show me man!
It's your first show me man!
Oh, that's where that's where the launcher is on the right!
I'm going in!
Back then!
No, no!
I got him!
PINASTA NIGHT BABY COMEN SUCK MY PINASTA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT BABY COMEN SUCK MY PINASTA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT BABY COMEN SUCK MY PINASTA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT BABY COMEN SUCK MY PINASTA SUCK IT SNAAAAAHHH
To easy to easy!
Did the bugger a channel and dance?
Dude, you should have seen that shot, there was a quick scope random shot into the smoke circle as big as your dad's butt plazee.
No chance of that hitting that.
come on hey we've upgraded we're up we're up all I hear is you and your
fucking bush everywhere you go uncle what does it sound like you ever you
ever heard the noise on fortnight when used to be able to like pop a bush
around you I know I didn't do I didn't do for tonight oh my gosh I don't know how
to it's like talk off when you walk through bushes and talk up that exact
same sound every step you take it's all I'm hearing hmm the keelier you got a
shave man I don't know the keelier I see me schedule agreed let's get out
there let's shoot on the extract yeah let's get them
You too. Fuck the beach room. There's more good to be got to out yonder.
Hold on, please.
You think you can vent?
Ooh!
Let's just do a little vent. Try to keep up with the times.
I think they're down here.
Yeah.
we've been bothered with the model I mean I have a hatch piece or if we kill
them we can just hatch out that guy right here oh a clue not looted by the
dead guy right he's there he's looted okay lemons score
Literally as well. These guys might have both.
Oh, I just saw a little Canadian door from here. Oh, I'm getting shot, I'm getting shot!
That's all that guy. Jesus Christ.
You're not going to feel comfortable about it. We can reset. We do have two Vinnie's that we didn't have before. One here.
one here please another dead guy oh my god the people hide us I'm dead oh my
goodness and people hide us do we get into that you're gonna have to but you're
right here don't you
oh
oh well oh go to hell burn in the house there
Eugh!
Ahhhh!
Eugh!
Eugh!
Eugh!
Eugh!
King!
It's still in raid, gentlemen!
It's still in raid!
That's okay!
That's okay!
We'll let those guys out with a little warning this time.
Little warning.
Honestly, I could have done a nasty 180 on him if I felt like it.
He's doing what he feel like it right there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
They do the kids from every other raid I've never seen that name before in my life
Young bull is a stream so I've never seen them never see that guy ever we serve
I don't I don't know if I I don't know if I've seen a guy. Let me let me check let me check
You're taking a little pee, you're taking a little pee.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
I'm not seeing nothing.
Are we certain?
I
Know who that is I don't know who that is. Oh no matter no matter
That's why
Archie besides we should have got that you should have got that
Do a free kid again, or you want to go lightly kidded what one more free kid? Let's get let's get a quick w before we hop on
I've got a seven different space. You got your speed hidden and we're good. Let's ride
Because you come by yeah once you order he should have been awake six minutes ago. Where's the ad?
He's a text me just yet. You're probably beyond shortly. Oh, mr. Josh and mr. Maddie mr. Maddie
But what good man good man?
Let's ride
You
I
Quick in and out hutch quick in and out
And we screw that all
We get a kill we leave
Let's take the small WS
There it is a lot of small WS is one big Davia you come out mm-hmm
Bobcat blueprint. Yeah, we'd be in co sure you did that at the top of the pilgrim peak
Well here on this map you can get the volcano blueprint
What?
On the uh, not the luxury. What's it called?
Uh, the tower dude.
No, the bunker.
Oh, the bunker.
Yeah, but I'm not sure.
Where's it at? Is it in the bunker? Is it somewhere else?
Oh, up here.
Really?
Yeah
Quite serendipitous information. I'm looking for the Toro in the in the anvil blueprints
The hand
Okay, I've been put in work with it recently
I'ma change your life don't put suppressors on it. Oh, yeah, no, I put the dingle winger the hushy-doosy the blue one
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Shhh.
Shut up. Can I go?
I'm gonna check for the wet box.
After a little bit, go from here.
Like you do.
Oh, do you need the Osprey blueprint?
Yes, I do, actually.
Oh, we'll get you on, Pussy.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm just kidding.
Here you go, TV. Here you go.
There you go the edge. I thought you're gonna throw it off the edge. Oh, damn it. Good thinking. I forgot about that
You didn't know
Are you hiding your your core and your your timer
Cody asked time or no, do I want to hide that timer to how should the
There's things so mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm taking it gets worse every day every day
Isn't that bad? Mm-hmm of success my friend
Well at least it's all super handsome sexy tall rich billionaire models that assume sniping us
Yeah, if it was just a bunch of losers, I'd be I'd be pretty mad about it. It's obviously a great honor
I
See a great honor. I feel honored every time it happens
The name of the game for us is trigger grenades. That's all we need and we can beat anyone
I got a trailblaze grenade that who's he doing under oh
Nice coin flip
Let's go to the red building, let's go to the red building.
What the luck is?
Just a quick goop, a quick goop.
Nothing too crazy.
A bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
Like now we ride.
I still ride.
Well I don't know if it just really gets worse.
Do you think the that sbmm exists?
No, no, I don't think so. Oh, no, I do it right with the aggression base skill match making it whatever it's called
You don't think what what you're wearing dictates what kind of people you run into I think there is some type of gear based there's got to be
Oh, sorry, I raised that question wrong, man.
You do think there's gear based?
Yeah, I do think.
I don't think it's the main decided though.
Me neither.
I think it's aggression, and then gear.
Maybe.
Exactly.
I think it's just in the left.
I thought I saw someone too.
Uh-oh.
Is that us?
What do I think?
Your fingers pointed.
I'm moving down here for processors, where are all the people at, I don't know, maybe
the game felt bad that we died and gave us a free goof read you per chance per
maybe sure my hacks up a little bit
perfect you confirm aggression based among other things they wouldn't disclose
you know I don't need these clothes the gear base but I'm telling you is there
Yeah, along with the aggression.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Where are the hoodlums at?
Mm, I don't know.
This makes no darn sense.
Where are the hoodlums at?
Mm.
Yeah, that's right, Mr. Doe.
Oh, that's okay.
Should we go?
Okay, I'm not hearing I'm not hearing anything at all. Yeah, I'm not even shocked. I think this is actually a dead raid
Let's open for some killing
Yeah, me as well. You should get down on the green side
I'm down to leave we're gonna reset. I'm just getting processors
I said, I think I should hunt for boxes is more often as well. Those trigger names are the key
They are the key. How do you make trailblaze grenades?
Oh no idea. I don't have the blueprint is your blueprint for him. Yeah
Boys, where do you get that? Where do you get the tail page new friend?
You look like a spot like a vodka there in the in the hootie dootie
Stella Montes every time he's done a Montes. Oh
Shit
our next visitation
for chance our next place of endeavor oh I just squeeze my balls that hurt quite
that hurt quite a substantial amount I'm in pain I'm suffering
oh that's a good someone to start us I think no it's in us I can see him he's
of people Tom yeah that's a good dude 23,000 space dollars
He shot to the southeast
We just started in the southeast no no captain dead ass on the stack
You're ready under right now
You're right there right there
Let's tear him apart.
That's right.
What explosion punch once sit this size?
Heidi.
What do you got?
What do we got?
You got it.
Sarah, we're rocking a roller.
Oh, they're already leaving.
They're already leaving.
We've got to push it.
Throw this bitch in the back.
She's going to overdrive.
I got no friend.
Let's go in towards the gate.
That's your chair.
Or the tower.
I got no friend.
I got no friend.
I just went into the tower.
Did you guys see him?
He's got broke.
Another one, another one.
Get that ass!
Fuck that ass!
How do you go in?
There's one on each floor.
One on each floor.
I'm going up.
George!
Oh, I just hit myself.
I don't know why I didn't think about that.
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Crack him!
Captain! Captain!
There he's! One shot! One shot! One shot!
My AT-8 is finishing me!
Hot-Helping! Hot-Helping! Hot-Helping!
Hot-Helping!
Damn it!
Finish that man off.
Or die.
We didn't even get to hear his ending monologue, because he's talking through a tin can.
Unfortunate.
I have a question.
Excellent, Ray.
Excellent, Ray.
Yeah, what's up?
I have a question.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Did you throw a trailblazer?
Yes.
this. Did you think zip line into your own trailblazer and break your shelf yourself?
I don't recall something like that happening. No. That doesn't sound like me. I could check
the Vaughn. I could check the Vaughn. I could take a, I could rewind a little.
I think that's what happened no no no I don't think so I don't think so I do not
recalls maybe you got me confused with another Peter
no matter it's past is in the past yep it's time to lock it down
time. Hit time. I'm bringing in a poop one. I'm bringing in a poop one. I was
grabbing an anthill as we were speaking. Yeah. Yeah. Green or blue. She all green
all the way. I don't even have a whole. Oh, no, I do. I'm saving that for
closing. A green agreed. Glad we know ourselves. I'm glad we know. Yes, of
course. The best gamers in the world. Exactly. You see the blue seals that
carry close to what he gets here.
We just don't want to wear our good stuff because we don't want
close to the show up late and to think we were playing without
him. Plus, close is such a detriment to the team will need
to up our defenses to take it's like a two V three every
time. Yep. Exactly. What you're throwing. You pick it up
what I put down.
Picking it up. Go ahead and I'm reading it.
Examinate it. Examinate. What do you think? Yep.
Agreed good. Thank you doctor
One moment. Let me throw something else into my skill set
Here we go perfect who got some light ammo from mr. Chicken. I did do
We go I'm bringing I'm bringing the kettle for I'm going hard. I'm coming in. I'm coming along
Let's ride!
Oh, Mr. Moon, I want to take the point!
Good man!
Good man!
Oh, thanks, Mr. Moon.
Please, Mr. Moon.
Please, Mr. Moon.
My wife.
Did you would have died?
No, did you would have clutched up, my dad.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Use the Kaiwachi song for the intro.
I'm not going to lie to you.
That DJ that played my thing on the screen, it went hard as hell, but I
I wish he had included the last word, quote unquote now.
I wish he had included that.
That's what you think is happening at the end right now.
It's make peace with your God,
because you're seeing him right,
and then he skips the last word.
You're talking about, that's what I would've changed.
Still very good though, still very good.
Very talented on it, very talented on it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I just saw another one today from another DJ
where he just played like two and a half minutes
of me just talking on my screen.
I already know what he was going after, but it was cool too, just as hard as the kawachi
one.
Now, let's ride.
I don't know if you see that, it's like a little arch, it's like an inner little arch
in the front of like a, like a DJ set.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Oh, my shows are so motherfucking calm, haven't been killed by a player in weeks.
Don't you worry, I'm gonna start another war.
Don't you worry, sir, I'm gonna start another war and ruin that for you.
On the house, on the house, no need to thank me, sir.
No need to thank me, sir.
Be the right attacker if it gets desperate enough.
If it gets desperate enough, that might be what we have to do.
That might be what we have to do.
I thought for certain he would at least text me and lie to me that he's coming he usually
does list the decency of lying to me.
Let's ride!
I
Goop power
Oh, I just realized I lost the offspring blueprint. Fuck me. You haven't your bum. We were on freak hits
Broke
Hey, you're a baby!
The brookies are around!
What'd you bring?
I got an anvil and a toro.
You brought a toro to a non-coachy raid? Are you out of your mind?
We're gonna die!
I got about 12 of them.
I've got 17 of them and I'm not doing that. You're out of your mind.
You don't have shit cause you don't got no confidence.
I got all the confidence and diabetes now. Let's get the group tower
Let's get the group tower and set up at the top and see if we get some hooligans lacking
What a snap hook to
You watching my pockets is that what you're doing? I'm watching watch our pocket watching
If they come inside anyways, it's a bit nippus on here
They're nippish.
It is a bit nipply outside.
I'm gonna be cool.
What if we played absolute pussies for like five raids, getting to the non-aggressive
lobbies, get a team of ten people that all trust us and then betray them all and cold
blood kill them and take all the goo.
You wouldn't last this raid and being nice to people.
Yes I would, I'm very nice.
I'm Mr. Nice.
Also I'll be expecting that Vinnie after this game.
Okay, alright.
Take your blood money and slug.
No thanks, you can do that.
You can do that.
You once again another quiet raid, not a peep.
Not a peep.
And a cold stab from all places.
What is going on?
I got a shotgun choke level two blueprint.
Nice.
You need it?
I do need that, actually.
I do need that.
Come on up.
But it's gonna chat.
It's gonna chat.
He and Chad, I just bought this game.
Any advice?
to tell him make sure when you die to go on twitter and tiktok and make a post how the bungalow
war has caused it to be a big fat bitch make sure you do that makes it's one of the cool guys
who do it nowadays mm-hmm all the space Jesus the game mm-hmm it's part it's a stepping stone in
the community anytime you die makes you make a big post about how the bungalow war is far
That's right. That's right. Usually games with guns nobody kills each other. It's all just peace and everybody you know old
Tange and looks off from the moonlight
Jerking each other off
Vivald TV show that involved anything like zombies or robots never devolved into massive groups attack in each other
There was always the walking dead. I remember the bungalow the war's in the walking dead
That's what caused everybody to start attacking each other. Yeah, I
What's it what's that guy? What's the main guy's name in that show?
Rick Rick, I saw it when watching honestly
I know the walking dead is good
But the following it is it came out in 2013 and I can't punish myself enough to go back and watch a VHS
tape at 240p you get that scottage two gifts you ready gift number one oh thank
you sir that I I'm a little hesitant to give you but you are my friend and I
feel like you would like this more than me oh I've already got that one well
give it back no
get your own pussy
I'm getting you guys
I'm keeping them all
I'm keeping them all
Right behind you
Thank you, thank you
At least you got the
good shotgun
That was a good one
Thank you, thank you
I have a
spaceport trench key
I got a toaster
I've got a toaster. I have a toaster.
I have a toaster.
You know what sucks about raids like these?
We spawn in new raid and we had nothing.
You already know those fucking sweaty fat
short shirt
stream snipers are rapidly clicking the start button
as fast as they can to get in this bad boy.
Oh yeah.
They're just sitting here
where their ass is out
hanging below our stuff.
They are heading towards our location as we speak.
100%.
100%.
There's a nice little hatch right there next to us
if we want to reset this.
Why should we get to group tower?
Let's go.
Yes, I go.
We jump out here.
Oh, we got the whip.
You ready for this?
Let's ride!
Get that shit.
Go, go, go!
Charge!
Before meeting.
What?
I did that again.
I got motion sickness, sorry.
Sorry.
You're going fucking.
Fella. Oh, I've got no fed. I've got a toaster, though.
Ah, forgot if I mentioned that or not.
The doors are so closed, another clue.
I think you should go up first and then I'll go as the team leader. I will take the charge
if there's anyone up here were coming to kill you
No take-offs, no take-offs. All clear.
There's no one even here? What are these lobbies?
I don't know. I don't know.
Quite, quite peculiar, if I do say so myself.
I think there is skill-based matchmaking.
It is just going on our level.
because you're the leader we are in the most you are so fucking bad that no one
is at this skill level so the so fucking good no one can pass me touch eyes
you need some MLG professional to match our lobbies I'll tell you what I'll
I'll tell you what right now!
Don't say our! Don't say our lobbies!
This is your lobbies.
Yours.
Exactly.
No wonder why they're empty.
No wonder why they have me.
Nobody has the skill to match me and my SPMM.
So you're gonna peek at the other side?
You can just do it over yonder, neither.
That's weird.
And you just blow yourself up last rain.
in the guy
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
what you done is
hey
hutch you know those people I just mentioned
hold on
wait
you know those people I just mentioned
miss hutch
they just shoot
you know
you know those people I just mentioned hutch
we gotta have a ride
now brother
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, let's go.
What the hell's going on on my screen?
Well, alrighty then.
Well, well, you what why what not particularly not particularly not particularly not particularly
here.
Look what he minds he's got he's been jacking their meat already in this room.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, oh, all right, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you good jazz oh my god oh my god that was that oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, some treasure, some-
You know, Peter, I like it so much.
Oh!
Who back down and thank you, Pop?
Remember this day!
Hey, you're a good man! You're a good man!
Yeah, remember!
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
We're goopin', we're goopin'!
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys!
You will live out of the hunter-bunk-hunter forever for what you've done here today?
Yes, sir!
You huts, get a look at this bad boy! Take a look at this bad boy!
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
There's something right?
No huts, we don't kill these guys. Huts, huts, huts, we don't, huts, we do not kill these guys.
Huts, do not kill them.
Let's get out of here.
All right boys, let's get on out of here boys. Let's go ahead and skedaddle
Thank you gentlemen, thank you gentlemen, how do you see it on my TK must go you out of your mind
This is going pretty good
which worked out pretty well. This is great. This is great.
There's already a ton of bad streams. You can't take the good ones and kill them.
There will be twice as many bad ones. No. Yes, there will.
I would never kill these guys. These guys are great people. I didn't even think about killing them.
Of course, of course, of course. Of course, yes. Oh, my mistake, my mistake.
I'm sick. I'm sick. Thank you, gentlemen. A thousand thank yous.
Hey, Pina, Pina, what's your new year's resolution?
What's your new year's resolution?
That one song, please.
What song?
That one with your cousin.
I've been dying to hear it in person.
Me and my cousin, we were reading Dirty Magazine.
We saw some fellas kissing, we ain't know what that shit mean, oh, not too late.
Ex-illiterate, ex-illiterate, ex-illiterate, our first successful raid of the night!
Hell yeah, hell yeah!
I got, I got a tippage full with all new attachments.
And a trigonade.
Thank goodness this guy's right into us by chance those guys are awesome I think
that was my chance that was my too that was okay pal all right buster that was
by chance that was by chance lucky lucky stars it was it was written on it was
written in the stars meant to be I will take those those guys any day of the
week you wanted to kill him you know me yeah I doubt the three two one was a
I'm happy birthday you wanted to murder those people go three two one
Let's get together and talk about the hug each other. You know
Come oh
Yeah, no, I mean you just you miss red. You know, oh my that's on me. That's on me. That's on me
That's you miss red that was that was on me that was on me my apologies. I miss read the situation
I miss read the situation that was on me on you what?
This Vinnie that I would like to bring in the red go ahead and throw that in there
Alright, take your blood money, you slug, take your blood money, you whore
Even has a green bag and a blue attachment. That's how that's what
or if I am to my beds.
I will treasure it.
I will hold it in my pocket.
Once you stick it between your meat flaps,
you fat mammoth.
Now let's get in there.
Let's ride!
A little bit of ammo for Mr. Chicken, of course.
Can't have too little ammo.
Just in case you get a risky.
I need him to die instead of me!
Unbelievable.
That's why he's made to his post!
That rat bastard!
That rat bastard!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There we go, and a couple of more things for Mr. Sinead.
Like you do.
I'm gonna go and get some of these.
I'm gonna go and get a energy drink. I'll be hold up real quick. Are you muting your game as well with your hide-the-screen?
No
Word
What we're not to the homies in the streets on that one. We're not to the we're up the homies and cell block eight on that one
Shout out shout out. I'll take any here when we go in the dumbass
All right, all right, okay then
Don't get your adrenaline to get it, you could take it, you could take it.
Couple of vials of the fint, never hurt anyone.
Here we go.
Perfect.
I'm good to go.
Oh Mr. Dasher, I'm gonna finish this with one good man, good a man!
And Mr. Corey and Mr. No Name, I'm gonna finish this with one good man, good a man!
I'm not finishing the cousin song, I sang it under duress, I'm not finishing, I was
singing it under duress, I thought he would shoot me.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you'd wait till the time is right, for the moment is perfect.
With the cock strikes midnight metaphorically not exactly midnight
Three in a t-pain cover perchance for maybe perchance perchance
Sponsor by wingstop you I do buffalo wild wings their ranch is impeccable. It's creamy and light
I'm sure we divine.
Add some little lemon pepper sauce to my poison.
Lemon, oh not sauce.
Lemon pepper dry rub with a little bit of that ranch.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Lack of the gods.
Let's ride!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Watch your backs, Raiders.
The matriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near.
And always keep a close eye on her children.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's ride!
Hunter, you don't have a gun.
What?
What?
He died.
Thank you.
I'm not even using this train.
You've been using that train.
I didn't bring any air though, I forgot.
I got the air bill in the Torah.
Holy shit.
Good thinking.
Oh my gosh.
I'll give it back. I'll use it.
I actually I just lost it
Oh, what's this about you watch that one? Yeah, I watch this mess. I can't
Get shot by another team
Well, I see we were here as we were here
When it touched you before streaming a we went to the circus the world's fattest bitch
We I see we stayed out here until either we hear two downs or they come down. Yeah
Okay, okay, also do
I kind of want to talk about the whole world's fattest bitch part. Hey, I guess I was immune for that
Oh, yeah, we're talking about the day which escalated
Oh
Go back down go back go back
It's another team
Here we group we group
You
What's that? Oh
Some type of bomb mechanism
We go
Go go go
I'll go back go back go back I
Think this guy is very good at the game and completely legit. Oh, that's great to hear
That's great to hear perfect perfect
That's what it's a blind what a sublime TV here
Oh my god
Run!
I can't see this thing off!
I can't see this thing off!
I can't see this thing off!
Oh my god, run!
The guys will just cheat this cock off!
No way!
Don't play!
I told you, I do it, I do it, I do it.
Good eye, good eye!
Good eye!
Follow me, crew.
I mean, I went up there, that guy was sitting behind a bush,
looking like an auto turret, just killing everyone, including me.
He got me to one shot before I hop back down.
What a sweet delight what a sweet treat
Another billionaire fortune 500 CEO in our raid one of the chances
Holy how be auto-touched how many bitches do you these have sex with just today?
Yes, dude. I mean we're at least in the double digits. I wouldn't be surprised for the triple digits
No, no doubt no doubt no doubt. Thank God. You didn't give me that video native back good thinking
I should have planned for Gandalf the Grey, the Wizard of the West to be in our raid.
I should have planned for it.
That's on you, that's on you.
I should have planned for it.
I should have planned for it.
I'm going to be ganged.
I guarantee you he's looking at me through the floor as we speak, following my movements and mirroring him up top.
I should have planned.
I'm running from a cheater to the most trafficked people in the world.
Oh my God, there's people right here and I'm dead.
Oh, yeah, he's dead. Oh
Oh, they go they go go
Shit, gosh, it's them
We that's we is that him are you serious wait, let me see no
Perfect perfect
Would you like to hear the accounts?
Ah yes, go ahead and lay it on me, lay it on me, good sir.
This time we got the old Michael Dublé tattoo with a private profile and Wad won with a
level one and three friends, the other guy who's cheating.
What a sweet delight! What a sweet treat!
Alright, let us proceed.
And again we go.
Yeah, uh, that was a one-off. That was a one-off.
Now it's time to really get down to business.
You know what I'm talking about? Now it's really time to get serious.
And you know what? I highly doubt we're gonna see him again.
There is no way he has time for two Arc Raiders raids
in one day with all the money counting and sex he's having.
No way!
absolutely you guys I mean I saw his schedule he's got ten bitches lined up
for the next two hours absolutely no way wine moment wine moment gentlemen
I'm choosing a map at random you have to speed hidden right I can hide it much
we just had a literal wizard from the West gangbangers and you didn't hide
hide you screen.
Break down the logic behind that one.
Watch it though guys, give Hodge the four.
I would like you to break down that one.
I want you to like, break it down.
Break down the logic.
That's been three seconds ago.
I have yet to drag a single firearm
into my hand.
Why did I scream?
I've got something else that's been going on your hand.
And it's my penis.
Jerk me off until I'm an ace.
We're getting in there.
We're getting in there and we're going high.
I'm not for a freaking, yeah, I'm not for that.
Well, I just don't, I'm trying to gear up.
I'm not for a little, I'm not for a freaking,
I'm not for a freaking.
All right, let's do it.
Man, what a great rate.
Told the wife I was taking a break from
Awk Raiders to have an open night with her.
Now you're playing on a 70 inch TV in the living room.
Let's ride, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is your wife there?
Eh, eh, eh.
Maybe movie night next week, lady.
Ah, let's ride.
I
Coach yeah, I don't know. She doesn't take me yet
I got a stitch it up to shabby
I
Wife thinks I wrote down
Remound divorce in tumbling what time to mongrel it more time for mongrel ain't that's what I say
But she ready to go crazy
Ah
You ready to go you ready to go wacky. Oh, yeah
This is it. This is the rain.
This is our moment. This is where we take it back.
This is where we get our comeback.
You want your comeback or not, hunch?
I want it more than I want to breath itself.
I want it more than I want to cheat.
Never mind. That's a lie.
I love cheeseburgers.
And they are pretty good. You ever had the ones from Sonic?
Sonic, they load him up with mayonnaise, he's dripping on all signs.
Can I be honest? I'm more of a ketchup and mustard kinda guy.
No, that's not it.
Can I tell you something?
Go ahead, go ahead.
And I consider you my good friend.
You're not gonna judge me.
Oh my god.
Peanut, shoot the fucking turret.
Peanut, shoot the turret.
Peanut, please shoot the turret.
Peanut, shoot the fucking...
What'd you say?
That's I have a stature. I don't know what you want me to do about that. Oh
I'm going underneath. I'm going to this at flying. I have no more shields. I have a normal way that's all of the gang
I am sad
Come on up. The water's fine
See this limp I got you see this one by God. This is your fault. What's you coming up? We're you at?
Oh my you coming up. How'd you get up here sisters? Don't type it fooling around
Where the hell is hot? Are you coming up here hot? Where you at?
Hot you get up here. What are we doing? Oh
Said you was got me all right bow. All right, bow. Let's ride
All of you
This is it. This is the one I can feel it you feel out of the air
I didn't show it. Distance of victory.
Oh, no. Oh, the teacher, the teacher.
I can't go to second.
Keep your keep yourself safe.
I think I just used to take you far much.
Hit him once.
Come on James.
You should be off, should we go up?
Push in the push in the push in.
watch it come up if you can
We're down we're down down here
Miss
NOOOOO
I
GOT EM
Oh my god
Shit
Oh, there's fucking bomb
Shit
What are you crawling to?
To the left.
See you ladies, stinky.
God, yeah.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, that piece of that first gentleman had a tarantque on him.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, just a tarantque.
Oh, yeah, this kind of Vanita 4.
Oh, my God, someone's here.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.
Get to Max Health, get to Max Health.
Are they on top or below?
I'm hearing him.
They're trigger grenades?
I do, I do, I do.
Do they, do they?
I don't know.
I'm gonna come up with you, I'm gonna come up with you.
Go, go, go!
We could think of this most optimal spot for our current situation.
I
See just saying good
Wait, they're up there up there above us
They have nades up there on the walls. Fuck you sir eat my shit
You went left you I should go around what do you think yeah? Yeah, fuck you you never can't touch
fuck you fuck you I'm overweight fuck oh I'm gonna write your character in the
game I think they're already rotating place oh my gosh my PC is dying oh my god
oh my god oh my god God hates me God hates me God hates me God hates me oh
my god God hates me God hates me oh my god oh my god
I killed it. I killed it. I killed it. Good work. Just make up time
You know there are gonna be other side I see we go back and go to the zip line
No, they have trigger nades on the zip line. You sure? Oh
My gosh
What was that?
Very great
Yeah, you sure? I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure
Which side do we push?
We push in this side. You're gonna be standing right there. We just waited like five minutes
You gotta trust me you go in there. I'll grenade behind you you die. I clutch trust okay on it
Go go go the broad James the broad James
I think I cracked myself good luck. Oh my god. God she's striking me down
Oh
Hey, you should you should you should ask if they want to be friendly now
Maybe the maybe don't want to be friendly now dude
Zeus is literally striking his hammer down upon me every time I go back to jail
I'll go upstairs look at the way I'm watching I'm watching
No tangos on approach
You know hot shots me this week. Let's me if you trust me as soon as I say it as soon as I said we go
Okay, okay, you love you love you follow me you love you look quick
Fuck you. Fuck you sir. We're gonna figure this out as soon as God stops hitting me you are dead
You should let's do more you let's do well fuck you sir
But that's ready it's that part they were talking about you're a three two one go now follow me down
I don't know
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh shit. Oh shit
That's good time the whole not so much as I was right behind you
Who he's moving? Oh, what's such a elegant under a sea to move like that?
It's incredible. It's a quick list
He moves with such a elegance and grace. Oh my god. Oh my god
Come on!
Why the hell is an oldie's beard?
Get out of here, demon!
Get out of here!
There's two more.
Where are these guys from?
Get away from me, you freaks!
Get away from me!
Get away from me, you freaks!
They're trying to fuck me!
They're trying to fuck me!
Who's that guy?
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Here you go, Miss George.
Pumpkins can take area.
Pumpkins can take area.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Can't forget about the 50% team leader tax, though.
I'm gonna show you that, you know, a big fan.
Thanks a lot.
Thank you, good sir! Thank you, good sir!
You will live under the house of Bughana forever for what you've done here today!
Bless you, gentlemen! Bless you, gentlemen!
I've been having to carry around this fat fucker all night, we haven't been winning at all!
That's not true! That's not true!
he's making that up. So he's the one that was trying to poison my mind. He said
you guys were racist. He wrote we were in the zip line, he said we got a kill, he's got a
top he could be racist
thank you gentlemen God speed God speed
oh dude what the hell is that guy just saying to me
The truth the truth. That's what he said the truth. Oh, mr. Crabbs mr. Crabbs
They're peanut racists I told you they might be racist
Oh by the way, he's an awesome a move for the you lost the other day, huh? Oh
Nice I see we skedaddle I see we skedaddle. Yeah, we do small w for the big w come on
there's no extract over here I gotta go the other way okay it's okay you can do
you can do it you've yet to think none oh no oh mr. Krabs mr. Krabs isn't
concerned me he's a mere mortal he's a mere mortal he has no effect on me
those guys are fighting another team well I'm fed a shit I don't know if I
a fight
okay
fuck
uh someone just threw a jolt
at us
oh we gotta get out of here we gotta get out of here
oh goodness
oh where the hell did that come from
oh goodness
What the?
Oh!
Where the hell are you coming from?
You're lucky I'm fat as shit.
You're lucky I'm fat as shit, pal.
Oh, is that you?
I didn't even see it leave your hand!
Yeah, I'm smiling.
I thought these guys were hucking it from the top!
Ah, I'm smiling like that.
I've got a couple of moves up my sleeve.
Excuse me, Mr. Sleeve.
Oh my goodness, I am blind.
I'm getting delirious.
I'm I'm a chunky monkey. I'm a chunky monkey. I'm not even recharging that much
Wait, what do you have on you? I've got an M4, a VININATIV4, a
Stitcher 4, a Ferro 4, and two blue seals.
I can split the loot with you a little bit if you want.
Oh
You mother fucker that's been on one place
Oh
Give you
If we get pushed and I die so I have no shield. Oh my gosh is a team over there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
We're doing pretty good
You would like about that rain is that we didn't just get revived we showed skill and determination before that
I wiped the first team you wiped the second team both proving ourselves and our bravado
Yep, and then we got pounded and revived
A tempest level three and a torrent a off of one of your tempest level three
of a mind kill
Like all things should be balanced balanced
I
I'm your voice that's my moon rock so hard and cast a
Crocs on your family if you do not bring me that tip is next rain
You give me that 10 you give me that 10 is for your crops will die
Your crops will dry your wells will dry up
Let them die
Your wells will dry up and you and frogs will fall from the sky on your house
You looted one of my kills and he was poor
Well, that's just bad business. You just speaking poor person
That is bad business on your part
How about this guy tonight? Can I can I think like tonight? What actually never mind
I was gonna bring one be like if I die keep it, but
No, thank you we're going to get it. Hmm. We could honestly I think we're gonna be the
end before. Mm-hmm. You about that. Something similar. I think we're going medium. Agreed.
Coach, he still hasn't texted me. I don't know if he's even going to be on. What's
he doing? What's he up to? I should have taken the over over for like plus 500.
I'd be rich right now!
He's outside of Baltimore guessing times!
Well, I said how many hours and you said and I quote,
Well, hey, if you talked about closing before, I would have said a long time,
but now I'm saying like 15 to 20 minutes!
That was you.
You said that shit.
I'm not gonna call saying that.
You said that I work for work.
I do not recall saying that. That's a fantasy. That's a lie by the deemstain. That is a deemstain lie.
Before, before I would have said a couple of hours.
That's, that's a deemstain lie. I do not, I do not recall saying anything like that.
Anything of the likes.
Now that's wrong.
Aw.
Oh
Who do you think I wanted to see if my property there's a stimulus second to stop scaring my dog
Mr. Baby put Mr.
I'm just gonna call you punch a mister punch him my man. Good man. Good a man
Yeah
My man my man
You devious dog, you devious dog, you do not have to do that Mr. Ponson, that is very kind of you father, that is very kind of you.
You do not have to do that, I hope you have, I hope you have, I hope things are going good for you big man.
Thank you, but that's very kind of you, that is very kind of you father, that's very kind of you, you do not have to do that big man.
That's cool again, I catch lacking, I'm hitting him with the sauce, I'm spitting in his butt hole, just for you, on the house.
house. So you just put a house and then that's it.
HUT STOP I'M SPIRITS HE CONNECTED YOU WITH MY BUNCULATORS!
Oh, sorry.
As I was saying, Mr. Buntz, my man, my man!
Thank you, brother. Appreciate my boy, appreciate my boy.
He's my, you never do that to me, man. That means the world to me.
It's what this team like that, brother.
I hope you do it as well. I hope you do it as well.
It's very kind, yeah.
What were you saying, Mr. Hutch?
Fuck you, I hope you die.
In the game, of course.
Peanut bitch.
You peanut bitch, fuck you.
That's what I was saying.
Well, guess what?
We're going somewhere serendipitous.
Get ready to get ready to get mingling.
Get ready to get mingling.
Things about to get a little frisky.
The natives are gonna be restless.
The natives are gonna be restless.
So get your best gear on.
I'm bringing the end before.
Oh
What let's ride
I
Yeah, right
I would challenge you, I would challenge you to draw a stick figure with a green crayon
before I even had you attempt to craft something like what you just saw, sir.
If you spell ass with two ages, I already know you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.
And there's no evangel butts about it.
There's no re- there's no re- there's no rebuttal. No rebuttal.
Well, all right, let me see it, all right, well, fuck you all.
Just ride.
Aren't you ready, you're crazy?
I hear someone on the other side of the wall.
Which way?
Which way?
Go on.
Which way?
Which way?
We need to meet suckers here
You sure maybe I didn't no, I'm not sure not sure
Who was closed?
All right, matriarch is here. We should get towers. Mm-hmm. That's how I think or anyone else does
I tried to catch a couple gentlemen lacking with their equalizers and their whole crack eyes
You can do it you can do it nice
Oh, we can say we can say from yonder from yonder
You go go go
Now you bring any fit I didn't bring any fit other on that tower actually we're safe for safe
At least they suck could have been worse
Up we go let's ride
They're still China blasts. We did we did not shoot in us. There's got to be
three of us out of the tower. They were 100% shooting at me but this is loaded.
This is loaded. This is loaded. People up here with us.
Oh is he dead? Click another clue.
I think of people. I think there's any roofing ends up here making a ruckus.
Probably opposite side. That's right, Biggin. Yeah, the box is already open.
I'm taking no activity. Oh, I see activity activity. He's going up left side, left side.
Oh! One knocked. One coming up, same side, same side. Headshotting. One health, you got
One more time you knock him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I
We ass
We I
Got mine
You said he was one health and I shot him and he kept running I
Shot I knocked one and I cracked that guy
Maybe you should not shoot him in the fucking toe
Oh
Can you reach his head while you're sitting there rolling around
Rollin around he ain't got no fucking legs. You probably can't see his face
Just laying on the ground
Like a dog turn
Shoot him in the fucking head
Well, okay, boss. Oh
I would have to say hot. I suppose
It rained
Let them off well, you know what lucky they caught me in a good mood
By the way, I would like to know the eye the only thing I
contributed to that that a fight was not just that one shot the first guy didn't
come up and double team you because he was too busy shocking me and shooting my
mouth so I actually played a bigger role in that than you may think
I'm coming in stacked this time stacked and by that I'm cutting exactly the same
okay and bring it we're gonna wear blue shield and bring a gun that I can kill
people in that exact situation okay guys we talked to mr. chicken
One moment.
How do you miss four out of five shots, how you little bitch, how you little bitch?
Riddle me that, Pussy, riddle me, look at that.
Now we both have a question we could be thinking about right now.
Fuck you, pal.
I put my heart and soul into those shots.
My heart and soul.
Blood and sweat and tears.
It's not my fault the tower is leading because Hutch was on the right side of it.
It starts well walking.
You don't bring me into this bar fight.
You handle it like a man.
I just accepted a random person off the request list as my friend and I guarantee you there's
a 90% chance he is going to text me with the N word.
Oh my god.
I was clicking around the screen too fast.
I just clicked accept on a random person.
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
No way.
No way!
Do it and you're cool!
Do it and you're cool!
I was kidding, I was kidding, I was kidding, I was kidding.
I was kidding, I was kidding, I was kidding.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Let me get my pen and paper.
Yeah, get your pen and paper.
By the way, Genji, Genji's...
Oh, wait, of course, when Genji wants to play Closey Tax,
of course.
Right on time, right on time.
Wait, is Dennis ready?
That was three minutes ago.
Genji, sorry.
I would say get in here, but we already made Coke see a promise that we were all going to play tonight.
And that would be wrong of me.
That would be wrong of me to exclude him when we've already all agreed to come together here.
If he gets off early or something, a hunch gets off.
We'll call you immediately.
Don't you worry.
Here we go.
You're a little bit more cool.
Get a little bit of that.
I was just thinking, dude, I'll get a lot of sponsors because I'm kind of a brand
I was just thinking they could play that one clip of what he just said to any sponsor
any point I've ever taken
and we're done and well it was a good run
you want this guy sponsoring your brother?
do it and you're cool
I will go on record
said that not me
not me
you're literally the one that said it
Let's get it there. Let's get it there. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious.
No more going around. Yep. I'm picking this map. This map work. Were you guys going for
this map? I'm not even looking. I have my inventory up. I'm not even looking at it.
Yes is the answer. Let's go. Oh
Let's ride
Hey, Richard said racing, Mr. Suleyman, we're thinking of a good man, good, I'm mad!
Good Lattee, dude, good Lattee dies.
Yes, we're all aware, but it's time to focus on the mission, gentlemen. It's time to focus on the mission.
You can focus on Weight Watchers after the stream, but for now, we're going to Coupe Tower and we're getting the loot.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Hutch, be careful. There's a clicker right on you.
Yes, it's a big one. It's the passion one.
They've been chasing me way more than they used to reasonably.
You notice that?
No, it's... I'm gonna be honest.
They have been chasing me since day one.
I always say they come after me more than anybody else.
They used to run away, now they just topple me over.
Oh, those ones? No, they've never done that to me.
They've never hit me.
I'm telling you, they come after me like crazy.
Even though there's your blind?
Oh good, good, good, good, good, okay.
Well, this is a express route.
We're definitely gonna be first here, no doubt.
Hell yeah.
Fuck yeah.
You know who we should play with one time?
Barry.
Ooh.
Uh, Barry?
Well, he has to talk in the Barry voice.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I didn't know it was a voice, not a voice.
Yeah, it's a voice.
Oh.
I know that
Really?
I know that, I know that
I know that
Kind of cool
You know what else is really good at doing voices?
Who?
Ninja?
No, Mith is
Mith is as well
Ninja as well too though
They're both good at it
Yeah, but Ninja has to go to bed at like 8pm because his wife says so
All things should be
Balanced is all things should be
Balanced
Oh, we're here.
Do we wait on the zip lines for a chance?
I have no jolts.
Do we just watch the zip lines?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We're gonna come up.
We're just waiting for them to come up.
We need them when they get here.
just one year sober pence one hour so
all right one minute sober but is did
you actually got a sober speaker
something no I don't think so
I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared of
course I'm just scared of course I'm
scared about these drinks I'll be out
of these drinks change gun your ass
or this one he is oh really yep hey
wait for him to see that clip
We'll kill them up here
For chance for maybe you know way we're hitting shots with these dangles from up here
I've got the I've got the 25% increased velocity. I got the compensator blue in color
You want to stop sees my pink
You sure
We should really ninja's here oh just to reiterate I was joking they just
psych
psych
Very happy for you my boy very happy for my boy. I think shots over here
You wanna go down there
Wait over there hold up I think we should stay here
Okay, okay, I don't know. Is that the right move I
Am down for whatever you know what you're probably right you're probably right
I should we go hit those guys get the goop you've hatch key. I
Do have a hatch key and we hit the hatch quick in and out. Let's do it. Let's do it's wide
I
Missed I missed it. I missed it. Come grab me quick. Yep. Yeah
on my way on my way
I hit the railing of my uchi poochies
success rate on that job now
I'm willing to roll those dice any day of the weekends
give me those dice
am I gonna hit on 16? yes I am
maybe well why we heard the maitra get angry
We've got that enough probably on they might be on the other side actually you go for these guys are those guys
Yeah, let's go for these guys with these guys. They're blasting. They're blasting
Distracts yeah, I didn't stretch that time that could have been the crocs right there the mishap
One down
search it this is our moment oh I'm gonna die I'm gonna die a horrible violent
fiery death oh and they're right where we just were ah perfect perfect what I
like some great timing oh I'd be careful keep your people's open
Where are these guys at well the rocket went off right on the other side here I'll turn that wall
Pick this mr. Krabs
You see him I see one here three three two one now oh
Oh my god, we might be bad.
Factor.
Charge!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Where's his boyfriend at?
I see his boyfriend right here.
Broke him.
I ran there and saw this blue thing.
You see that?
Oh, tailpiece grenade!
What's up?
I got him!
Good deal.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Oh my god, go blam, go bluesy.
Oh, I see my simmy's bleeding, he's leaving.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Oh!
These guys got Trigadines too.
He's packing, he's packing.
He's moving right.
Take that, Clegga.
It go go go!
Oh, nice.
Nice throw.
Get out of here, Clanker.
Alright, we got the other team behind us now.
Gotcha, gotcha.
We're just gonna take a quick peek at the group.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Little bit of group.
Oh, I got a little sub-sub, but a little bit of fitness.
Oh, and two Trigonades.
Score!
Oh my oh my gosh, I had some things
You think you're stuff?
There's another guy on there. I think I'm coming. I'm coming
Through grenade and I'm dead
What they're both tracks
That one one day one
He wants a watch out
We're doing pretty good.
We loot these guys, we get the hell out of here.
That's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm thinking.
Start.
Make haste.
Make haste.
Dude, let's get out of here.
Oh my God, I hear a click is blasting.
To the southwest, not too far.
40 clicks, 40 clicks.
ETA, 30 seconds.
I don't really click it, but they're pretty close.
Go, go, go!
I'm coming!
I don't got the key! I don't got the key!
I don't have a key either!
What? You said you had a key!
I thought I did! I thought I did!
Just kidding, you're looking.
Die. In a wholesome way, I don't want to find your body.
In the game, of course.
Excellently, gentlemen, excellent raid.
If I had died right there while you were telling your little hee-hees and hoo-hoo's, I would have actually fucked you.
I would have bit you over, called you last night, called you purple, and tookin' it to your ass.
That's what would have happened, preceding that event.
Excellent work out there, gentlemen. Excellent work out there.
Excellent rain! Excellent rain! Excellent rain!
You read my mind. You read my mind.
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Ehhh, yep.
Light work.
Light work.
You know, for some people that could be a great raid or whatever,
but it's another day, another nickel.
You know what I'm talking about?
Do some light. Do some for the boys back home.
Steve?
You hot you got a bobcat?
Nope. No bobcats. No bobcats.
Not this time.
That's exactly what someone who found a bobcat might say.
I don't believe you.
I do not believe you.
I'm receiving intel, live intel, real time, that you have not only obtained but extracted
with at minimum, if not more than one bobcat.
You telling my permission to false?
Yes. Yes. I don't believe you.
I don't believe you. You're a stinky liar.
You're a stinky liar and a deceiver and a cheat.
And I hate you as well.
But what if you're wrong?
What if I didn't have a bobcat?
That I would take all that stuff back except for the part where I hate you
Matured seed and your liar and just even so you don't take anything back
So you just just say you're not taking anything back
Fuck you a one-second while I organize my goop one moment one moment
It's what I'm going to do. I'm going to stand up. I'm going to hit stream. I'm going to
go to a big day. Big day guys. Big day. Big day. Whoa. Did not see that one. Whoa. Big
day. Big day alert. Big day alert. Whoa. Folks, he just got here. Move him in the
Discord you fucking bitch. Dude this is a special occasion we should celebrate
He's not in here yet. He's not in here. He's not in here. We're just inviting me there he is
Oh there he is. Okay. Folksy welcome in
Hello clue. I'm so hungover it's 9 p.m.
Good. Good. I want to die. Folksy this is actually a momentous day a momentous day
I know we had to reschedule Slur Saturday, but Hutch just told us that he is going to attempt to stand up
I think that's cause for a drink
Cheers gentlemen, cheers
He's so brave
All right, listen. I am gonna go take a quick shower. What wake up?
All right wake up like and get back on
Potentially hot hot hot listen I can take the shower
You're getting back on
You're getting back on she but what you are getting that is
I don't hear what you said and I quote hutch. I'll be on at 7 p.m.
It is it's fucking 10 30
I've been live for 12 and a half hours peanut. You said you were gonna get an hour early
You got on an hour late
I need my beauty seat. What?
Yeah. Me too. You got miss handsome naturally. I'm taking a shower. Listen, you take a shower.
You can take a shower, but as long as you promise, you're going to go back on. Don't
make me promise. No, you have to promise. You have to promise. You have to promise.
You have to promise you have to promise you have to post. He's right. You have to promise
Well, that was even long yeah, that's like a halfway point for like me
What happened old hutch the grinder hutch? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, what happened to the hutch that was on grinder. Where's he at? Yeah, I'm gonna come back
I
Fuck it. Fuck it. They bite me. I'm not getting off. Just invite me
He's not me. He's not leaving
He's not leaving that smelliness the heart of a warrior. Maybe a bit enlarged
But the heart of a warrior. I was thinking more of like a hippo, but warrior works. Oh a very a very brave hippo
of an incredibly brave blue whale and this is what you call peer pressure chat
this is what you call peer pressure right here do math do math do math okay
let's ride in the game of course by the way I'm talking about in the game in
That new upgrade is met. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the game, of course, in the game, of course,
you see how he's feeble mind, coaxing. You know how they are drunk? They have like drunk goggles
where you put on the goggles. And it's like you're drunk. Yeah. Great description. What if
do that for meth I don't think I can put people in your walls and bugs in your
skin and everybody dead around you okay well true I had to be like a VR headset
type of situation yeah mm-hmm plus how are you gonna simulate yelling at single
moms outside of target you gotta do that yourself that sounds like that can
be simulated actually tech is getting pretty advanced I think that part like
you actually have to do. Yeah, I take math and the first thing I think is
rent should be increased for any mom that doesn't have a husband. Yep, I agree.
Exactly. Guys, who's with me boys? Who's with me boys? Who's with me boys?
Now let's ride, let's ride.
We're going here, we're going here, have we got the screen hidden?
Yep.
I didn't get the farm today, so I have nowhere close to as many C4s, I have like 10.
That's okay.
I tell you, if it's always behind our screens and our raid codes and our timers, if you
guys can, we'll evade most of them.
What will it fade most about?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, well...
It's a single bomb with a voice changer.
No, uh-huh.
No, uh-huh, no, uh-huh.
Hutch is showing time.
Well, the time's not that important,
because as soon as you open the map, they know the time.
I just do the time just in case
that they don't catch it when I open the math or something or if I don't open the
map for the first like five minutes or whatever
oh let's ride
I
Knew raid mate shark looking good so far
By the way, close you'd be impressed with how much me not today
Hunch tell him
Are the rates good? Oh, they are sublime. They are sublime. I don't even believe we've lost one to be truthful to be honest
You recall one that we've lost
Okay, you saying that makes me think that you've never any way that
You've never seen a woman folksy. So who's the one lying here?
Okay, well fuck you. Huh? Oh you're gonna have to eventually you're never gonna meet a woman now. Let's get the good hour
Do tell a group I didn't bring a hatch key
Well, literally I had one in my ass who it was fitted perfectly like a glove and I'm like no husband bring one
Wait, what'd you bring?
I
Squidward good. Oh, that's gonna be good. Good. You're good. Oh
My god my desk is so sticky from yesterday
I'm sorry my apologies
Sometimes I get a little excited on fucking fan Friday. It is so sticky again. I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. Oh my god, and it's on my monitor. Oh my
Oh, it's hard to control. Yeah, yeah, it's like a fire hose
Take a balloon losing air
My mouse and keyboard are sticky. It's on my desk and
Splattered on my monitor. Oh my goodness. Oh, it's a bunch of the zipline. You see that?
Right there
I
Swear to God I swear to God
Oh
Oh my god, oh my goodness, maybe he won't notice
The baby won't notice me that was an answer
Okay
What are we doing?
Clean up here enough. It's what I'll see
I'm getting active in this
Shit shit. No cap that ass on a stack. We bought that job. We got it. We got it
I'm not talking about your butt pussy.
Oh, I got a tail of this grenade.
I'm not talking about your butt pussy.
Across, that was the side.
He didn't repeat me.
Just in game of chair?
Maximum efficiency.
We got two Trigonades and one Trailblazer.
I have so many. What's up, Westpair?
That's two Trigonades. Oh, Greenade!
Oh, my God.
One's right side.
Keep your head on the screen.
Are you back on?
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm looking, lad.
That's Greenade, that's Greenade.
You get him? Do you get him?
No.
I see we pushed, I see we pushed all this.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Crack, crack, crack!
Run, James!
In charge!
Welcome!
Run, James!
Boke up with a tricade
Fuck you sir fuck you
you guys guys guys what the hell are we doing what was that something ain't right
cuz I was putting in work right there I was putting in work I was giving it to
I
Had an evil and then trigonated them
Close you kill yourself in the game of course in the game just get to the next raid
Yeah, I'm going to I'm just thinking so they can't come out lose. You're thinking good thinking. They got no one's watching our screen right now
No, it weren't gentlemen good work
Mark, what the hell?
Don't you, what the hell?
Me, pal, I was putting it down on those benches.
Hutch, honestly, Hutch has been a little client
since that happened.
Hutch has been a little silent since that whole ordeal.
What's that all about?
That's my question.
That's my question.
What's going on over there?
Perhaps.
Touch care to coming?
Brother, I
Get trigger grenades thrown at me
And it doesn't matter if I'm across the fucking map. They take my shield. They take my health
Fuck they take my food. I
Just threw a trigger grenade on that dudes fucking Johnson and he took no damage
Zero zilch not a
What the fuck
Maybe well, maybe it's cuz you're ugly
I didn't think about that gotta consider all the possibilities
I didn't think about that on a factor everything into the equation
Mm-hmm
That trigger grenade hits those guys die and for some reason it didn't that's all me
I'm doing that post you gonna blame hot on that one. Yeah, okay. I'm good with that. I'm good with that
I'm good with that
Go ahead. Yes. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you
You are so brave. He is a rabies knee
He's my champion. He's my little champion. Oh, okay. He's my little warrior
I'm not gonna be rest the night Tom broke ass am I I'm not gonna end ill
I'm I'm locking in I'm being treated with AIDS. It's having a serious. It's having a serious. No one can fall around
actual kid time
I
His clock streaming he actually fun to watch
Sir you miss found me fucking dad
You miss found
I don't think you should be watching any streams. I think you should be reading a book. That's what I think you should be doing.
I think you should pick up a book, any book, and read it. Now, really, turn off the stream. Don't pick up a book.
Fuck you. Now, let's ride.
Okay
Dennis can you bring me a deepwood yeah, oh, thank you very much
Oh, yeah, Harry Potter perhaps Harry Potter perhaps per chance per chance per chance
Hey, hold up
Hey, hold up. I got a double-checking word this guy is actually so dumb it's fucking with my own
No, he, no, he misspelled four words in a seven word sentence.
Four words.
Streaming is spelled wrong.
Coaxie's name is spelled wrong.
Actually missing an A and watch just has an extra H in it for no reason.
Turn off the stream, sir, and pick up a fork.
Oh
Shout out to both of hunch's dad so that's something I get behind. Big sound
Had to struggle down just thinking about them. Oh, well, it's getting there. Let's get ready? Very cookie
Was it already up?
It was already up.
Oh no.
My fault.
My fault.
My fault.
How do you poop?
Usually your dad just kneels down on the bathroom floor and opens his mouth at a 45 degree angle
and I lay it inside his jaw.
But you know, there's different techniques.
Different techniques.
I
Have seen so many tiktoks of that I've seen so many tiktok
Do you have you do the ball to tip thing is still I've seen so many tiktoks people using the ball to tip sound
I'm so haunted every time. Yeah. Yeah, my entire kickback
Morning was all that dude's kind of weird. It's like 90% ladies. Oh, yeah. No, I've never seen a guy there
I've seen some guys do it. I've see I've seen a couple guys, but it's like 90% ladies, which honestly pretty good
Let's ride
Yeah, I don't I don't I don't know and then it like I see
Yeah, I don't know if I hear someone throwing AC for me. I am getting hit by it
99.99 mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Suzy here the beep beep beep beep beep. Yeah, you're the size.
Yeah
Great gates of heaven and opening up just for you and fucking my ass
I cannot wait for the trigger grenades to get nerfed but boys guys right next to me
Yeah, my left my left full team
me
Yeah
Could be do a lobby the old yeah, I only got I only killed one. How do you kill? Good day, Nga. Good. Blam
Too fast
No, they're taking the roof taking the roof with them. Oh, they're poor
Yeah, the freaks the back side of my building which one which one up here up here. Yeah
Oh my god
He's up here. I'm getting shot from like distance. You're red building red building. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I see him up there
No hoppers in the long game
No takers on the roof I repeat no takers on the roof
I
Want to play the 46 copy over and out. Oh, you detected no bones detected
Copy
This might be a free kid is a free kid. This is a hunt was it were those kids? Yeah? Yeah, that's okay
Well, I see what it's a team here
I
This guy's good that guy wants
Yeah, I think I got one low
It was in
Dude to rub on this who's the duty?
Before I just fell off the fucking wall man
Good
They're over on the opposite side near that building.
They're running back, they're running back.
Down there.
Broke one.
I have an angle in two seconds.
That guy's working out.
Oh, oh, nice work.
Nice.
Go, go, go.
I have an angle in one second.
Oh, keep on roofing, keep on roofing on me.
Could be, could be, could be.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, how is he on the roof, man?
Oh, go, go, go.
I got you.
I can't get up there.
Music in is again. There's a ladder right here. Go back. I'm holding them off of them. It's good
You take care of you. I was here. I don't know. Oh
I could
Go go go other teams can't get a reset off this. Yeah
Another good be right here. I'll touch the good be here. Let's see one
You have to kill the guy closest to be back close peanut. Are you sure? I see one close
Yeah, it's only on the other end. Oh, you're not
People in that tower they're fighting another team in the tower
No, they're shooting them I can see them
Oh
We the finish this man off
Oh my god, they're handsome in sexy
Let's meet up on him right here and kill these guys, yeah?
Uh, I would wait. Hold on.
Here, I can't- I can't-
They're in my building. You guys are saying what, still?
I'm so dead.
I'm so dead. Actually, I'm sorry, Rick.
I- I'm coming! Go see- I got you! I got you!
Okay, okay, you need to smoke. Oh, wait, I got you!
No, soldier, look behind! I got you!
I'm actually making an insane play.
Oh my God, you know-
Why are there so many-
Oh my God, you know-
Which way should we go? Yeah, should we go to hunch? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good thing. Yeah
That's where the other roof you get
No idea this tears that you're working with i'm jumping off this roof
Wait, one step right here
Nice
They going up to your building right now, uh probably
I'm back up on the roof.
They're still in that building.
They're gonna start coming over here.
I'm gonna leave this here for a while.
On your roof.
Here.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh that's massive.
Oh, oh, how do I hear looting?
Pushing up to pushing to pushing they're gonna be on you Dennis on you on you on you see them or no
Yeah, yeah, I can shoot them. I'm shooting them now. Yeah, I can ask the water
back to one
Another one. There's two there. Oh
Oh
That guy twice
It's too close. It's way coach. I'm coming out coming on one one
Go back again. Oh down ladder. Good. Yeah
Close and far close and farther
That guy twice once here on you and what's fun? Yeah? Yeah, he's good enough
How far they are?
I'm dropping, I'm coming to you.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Good, good, you're coming.
Hey, shot him with an osprey.
Nice, nice, nice.
He's far, far, far, far.
You're brought, James!
How is that fucking not dead?
Get his ass!
You're not a good tank, huh?
Easily, you kid me?
Oh my god
I don't know I already am
We were out there being careful
That's a bobcat, where's that
Where did he go?
Oh he jumped, he jumped
There's Claykus pissed at him
Right here, right here, I'm jumping, I'm jumping
Yeah, I need to loot him for fucking healing
You know, I got absolutely...
There he is, there he is
Got him!
Got him!
Eat my shit, eat my poop, eat my shit, eat my poop!
My poopy my city my poop
Yeah, I'm sad. Oh, thank you. Good sir anytime. It's what the team needed ours
They don't need to
Know I got deep in
He doesn't do both those skills down there
No, I went down there. They were they were already looted
I was like what? I was like what you know, I was like I need a little bit of stuff, and then they were already looted
Let's calm down for a second. Let's calm down for just a second. Let's all take it. Let's all take a moment
Think we're saying things that might hurt other's feelings
or just the truth I mean it really really depends on who yes
anybody left you know I know you got extra white heels and I need some hush no
way you got damaged by gravity you being super real right now white heels
please here you go here's he is nine oh you gave me the basic one fuck you
You literally judge me in front of me!
Goop, Goop, Goop!
Ah, poop, Goop.
Alright, let's leave!
You guys gonna go?
How does he read my eyes ready to go?
Which is what I sent you to say.
What's going on with my eyes?
What's got a bobcat?
I didn't get anything.
I am four.
Oh.
I
Didn't get that much stuff either after stealing hunches two bodies
The truth will say you free
I've got five trigonades, but that's like the best things I got
There was a T. Oh, oh, it's when baby taking me Chuck for maybe yes a good time for them, too. Well, let's get them
I'm taking the roof.
To Goop Tower!
Wait, wait, wait, we actually are sailing.
Take a sip of tea, or maybe if you feel a bit wiser.
Yeah, nice.
He's so good.
Yeah, seriously, I've been getting my throat cut all week.
I bought this new thing off Amazon called Throat Coat.
They're up on Big Tower.
I just hang out with your dad.
Good work. Good thinking. Good thinking.
We need to do this too, as well.
Perfect. It's like a reward.
I mean, I'm sure I saw a pistol later.
I was coming in my chat saying,
Peanut has so much goop.
What's that about? What's that about?
what is that about liars liars liars and deceivers by the way the people taking
me truck are not a good tower they're right here right there's like being one
top of the tower yeah I see me push without them seeing we can go right up
the zip line under him and kill him my arm is not break like one shot oh we'll
Just kill them and get new armor
Yeah, Dennis yeah
Makes you make you need a taste
Let's ride!
Wait, not yet, that's great
Oh yeah, Peter
Oh yes, get it to the perfect time to strike!
Oh, hold!
Hold!
Hold!
Yeah, we can make sure to make sound before we can just click on
Oh
There's no time oh my gosh, he's going he's going
I'm getting stuff from behind on the roof on your roof on your roof. Oh, I can stop by those guys up top too
The hell is going on
They're gonna come there speak they are coming to thirsty as you speak as we speak
I think they just set up a wall oh
The other team is shoot me now. I'm gonna go to get in a pipe. I'm gonna pipe. I mean I'm in a pipe
I can point these and I'm getting shot by the team as well now
We had this turn so bad so quick oh
Hmm. Hmm. I thought we were gonna be the winners
one second hold Dennis I can I can get up behind them like quick oh there
anyway for you to get up there too no I'm going for a play then you come in the
rear close to you come in my pipe yeah I mean yeah that works I can get up there
I can trigger grenade all of them yeah yeah hutch comes in the rear and blows
and then close to you come in my pipe and revive me, yeah?
Well, they're distracted.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're taking team print.
I think these guys are very in tuned individuals.
Oh, they are very high skilled players.
They just ran from the opposite side of the roof
and came straight to where I was going.
Oh.
I was dropped out.
High skilled players, professionals.
oh yeah very okay it's insane okay okay I just gotta watch out for that
oh thank you sir nice that's what we do guys are ripping it yeah wait for you
to heal and then we're gonna run out here doing the same pipe thing try time
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm not in the best of positions here, honestly, please make a way to the building
Where you guys going?
Yeah, I think yeah, it's good idea. Oh, they're black. Oh
You look at it. You look at it. You know, oh, yeah, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh dingle. Oh dingle. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you I got you.
Oh, damn it.
I just need you to shoot him once.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, boys.
I, uh, tried to save you.
Oh, we got to get out of here.
your grenades didn't uh didn't kill him
he's gonna get out of here
i'm getting f***ing damaged
no you can't
go go go
of course y'all came in one millisecond off of that
that
revive
i almost had ya
nah
oh sh** they're looking at me here
Oh
This isn't going great
Yeah, and my shields broken
Oh, and I'm interested
And I'm dead
It's good work. Those were great sons. I definitely don't hope you get it's or anything. That would be don't suck
Don't do not get it guys do not get it that would suck. Do not I repeat do not get a to die
That would suck that would suck. I want to repeat one more time. I'm saying do not do not get aids and then die
That would be horrible
I
Can't get off I should I get now I have to get off bro. I'm losing my mind
I just threw two trigger grenades at someone's feet. Yeah, and they live. I'm yeah, I'm cooked. I'm cooked
Fucking cooked gentlemen GGs. I love you both
No, you're not getting out pal. You're not getting out. What are you talking about? I'm 13 hours in
this is our cratering my asshole and I
I'm gonna fucking lose. Oh, you are not down and I ain't gonna write it down
Gentlemen good night. Have a great fresh of your night. It's Saturday. What happened to play you said you said you said I promise
I'll play till midnight literally last night
True that is that is true. I remember I remember I said that and then I played till midnight last night
With that isn't that doesn't nullify your promise
What do you mean by the way guys what were the names of the guys on the roof was it I know I know was
The guy who killed all of us is a private account and his buddies who did absolutely fucking nothing have public accounts
Well, no, I'm seeing I was his name. I
Don't even know how to say it in the ass. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I see that guy
I I got I see another guy on here with a private account
Yeah, they're all they're all like it's just a fresh account. It's a fresh account
Maybe we can give them a Christmas gift and have them buy the game again
We think
Honestly, I mean who Christmas vehicle the Christmas yeah, that's a great idea
Oh, I say we give them a Christmas gift have them get two copies of
operators. What do you think?
I mean, I think that's a great idea. Hey, that's a good idea. Hey, that's a great idea
You take that deal. Oh, I take that deal. That's a damn deal. Gentleman
Not enough you post a midnight you stay into midnight now
Good night later
Well
Look what you did folksy look what you did you tore this family apart
You tore this family apart you ready burgers hot she's gonna go eat the cope with what's happening. Yeah, I
Five, six, hundred, thousand, that's how many burgers he's going to eat.
I don't think, yeah, I don't think, yeah, I don't think, yeah, yeah, yeah, not wrong.
Not wrong, we're not wrong.
We can grab Genji.
You're not wrong.
You are not wrong.
You can you can just have your viewers report me random people your you'll get banned
I think yeah, you'll get banned. Yeah first off these guys are cheating and secondly
secondly
If Mbuk makes the business decision
To ban me for trying to get someone I legitimately think is cheating ban
And that would be possibly one of the dumbest decisions
in business history possible.
Like I think in the history of businesses,
that could be the dumbest thing they could do.
So no, no, sir, I don't think that that's the case.
And I genuinely believe they're cheating.
It's all like I'm just rampantly,
we saw multiple, as soon as Hutch went around the backside,
they went around the backside.
I did the same thing.
They did the same thing.
That's two times in a row.
And they're both private accounts.
That's like on top of that, both private accounts.
Also, if they're not cheating,
they won't just, they'll just not get banned.
I mean, are we really expecting in March?
We'll be like, oh, this guy got reported.
we just ban him without doing any further research sir what you're saying
literally makes no sense literally zero sets oh well I guess he got reported
well well I guess we just ban him then I guess well I guess he got reported I
guess we ban him and then you know what well ban peanut 2 that's another great
idea sir what you're saying literally makes zero sense sir
One moment while I get my goopy at it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Ah.
Oh.
You think it's your account private? No, it's not private.
There's no reason to have your account private.
Oh, it's my jam! It's my jam!
It's my jam!
I ain't gonna back to you
I ain't gonna back to back you
All the voices in my head gave me louder
They told me not to tell you what they're itching for
The powder got that fly-fishin' seed in my mood
Yeah, I love you but you're all in trouble
I mean I never said I didn't love it
Caught the couple holes in my heart so fucky
And the thought of chemical war now
Call it 2-5-4-2
You ready to go crazy, Mr. Cloaksy?
That's Ray to the night coming up right here.
Right here right now.
Uh, oh, oh Mr. Tiger, Mr. Tange, my mother was good, bad, good, ah, man!
It's, uh, let the dudes good, I let thee die.
Ah, let's, ah, let's ride!
Eeeek!
You by the way turn up whatever you ready
It's time to poop It's time to take a poop
Oh wait shit I went to the wrong map damn it
I'm live in Amble and Stitcher so
Good but at least we invaded the stream cybers
They can't know what we're doing if we don't know what we're doing
This is part of the new deck.
He's got to get to the end of it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
One more game.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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I think these guys might already be out of here.
I'm not seeing nothing wrong there.
I got outpost.
Oh, she might want to move.
I'm dropping out of the hole.
I'm going to get the group tower.
Oh, I'm going to do.
It's a rocket here.
an aggregate bro. No, no, no, no, it's you. Oh my God. No, it's not. Okay. We're gonna
see if I'm safe. Now that close to call you ought to get to the zip line right
under. Yeah, I'm gonna come down. I'm gonna come down. We'll go under. I agree.
I'm going to play and you go through the great ravine. Then in your ass. Maybe
Maybe later, maybe later, I'm streamed.
Now we gotta get to goop tower.
Coming.
Excuse me, Mr. Doerr.
Come on over, Clopsy.
I got some goop, I got some goop,
I got five process, that's five more C4s.
Oh, condolations!
That's worth it.
Come on over, come on in,
Water's fine. I'm coming
You're telling us that we've got too few people again too few players on our team and we know we have too few players
It's a speed player game. Hey there
Who else they don't know the mode exists. Yeah, I added they added it like
a couple patches ago?
They added a couple patches ago, yeah.
Hmm, the trailblazers by the way
are going to be fine.
I'm telling you, they're fucking insane.
We gotta get that blueprint!
You got some? I would love some!
Here's two.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Yeah, let's ride.
I haven't heard a single shot.
Well, maybe because that's where we're in bum-fucked nowhere.
Oh my god, they're behind us.
Damn it, man!
Wait, I got one with that, he's broken, he's broken!
I'm dead, he's broken.
Wait, he's right here, watch out!
He's pushing, he's pushing!
Oh! Nice work!
Keep pink.
If you have the other ones healing up top, I broke him.
Hey, did you hit him?
Yeah.
I think I hear him coming.
Oh, we're back!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
He's there somewhere?
No.
I did.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, he's right up there.
He's right up there.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
Broken, broken, broken.
Oh my.
Answer it
Fuck it
Where you go? Yeah, yeah, hey, where did he go?
This guy's a loose head
How do you squeak with some velocity he's he's a quick little bugger you went down the hill do a little slide tech
I heard him heal, I think he ran up.
No, there's no chance, he couldn't have gotten there that fast, no way.
We got the other team, I got the other team right here, I see the other team, that's him.
Okay.
He's one side.
Okay, I'll heal.
You're on teams!
What?
What?
Where's the boys going?
Oh, Cranka, Cranka!
I'm gonna tear.
Okay!
You were so low, man.
Oh, Cranker! Cranker!
I'm gonna care.
You are so low, man.
He's right behind that rock.
He's your first switch.
I mean, could you hand me territory?
Oh, yeah.
You hear me?
I'm just trying not to. Is that gonna help?
I've never seen a team sit there you just look at the draw because I've never seen a
team sit there.
you just look at the draw maybe they were just right here
you're a little bit of healing like you do
well I got a venator so that positive that positive things going pretty good
so far
That was a good group tower.
The haste was close to the haste.
I'm looting.
This guy was goop.
That was goop goop.
Not goop goop, but like...
Like vent four.
Not bad.
Vent four?
Yeah, a little vent four, city four?
I got a video for as well.
We're doing pretty good.
And it bad.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, excuse me.
I thought he had a bobcat for a second.
I thought he had a bobcat for a second.
Okay, I think you're getting the bobcats confused
with the Kraykites.
They have very similar shooting styles.
No, no, he had a kinetic converter.
That's true.
It sounded like a bobcat.
Oh.
You want to give that to Goopa?
No. Okay, alright, I'll catch the next one. I'll catch the next one. I'll catch the next one.
Dude, click a city in here. What the click are you doing? Dude, okay, there's a thousand
of them. Have you heard shots? I heard shots to our right towards the hydroponic.
It's where the swamp. I heard that two years too far
Those open a clue
The bogeys detected Steve
Go up where oh
Oh, dead clankers?
Bottom, I'm totally fucked.
There's someone's been here.
You're upstairs right now, grouping, yeah?
Probably.
For a chance. Let's go take a little peep.
Apple.
More dead clankers, but more alive clankers, too.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
God, yeah.
I think they're already gone. I don't think the new Clankers would have spawned if they were still here.
I mean, this is good. I'm getting so much crewed for C4s.
It's crewed.
Is this looted?
I think so. All the doors are open.
I don't think they goofed it this fast.
I could take a little peep at the lockers, see if there's some extra goop left over.
Yeah, this door at least.
The lockers are looted.
Really?
They have to have gotten something really good in the last time.
Perchance?
You see these raves, they ain't got no- they got the people like they used to.
Yesterday we were banging.
Yeah, yesterday we were fucking dudes. Hard.
Yeah, it's still Saturday. There's to be a thousand men here.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying!
I should we go to the swab it goes from the games oh yeah one roof he and just
died wait to two kind of two roof he and just died I'm hitting the inside
I just had to go down where we came from.
Take that clicker!
You could not touch it with me.
Skating for bogeys?
No bogey's detected.
Wait, I might have to see the bogey over yonder.
I do see a bogey.
I repeat, I do see a bogey.
I do see a bogey.
Bogey, bogey detected.
One click out.
1820 seconds.
Over.
How do you make that sound so good?
The walkie talkie sound.
There's a guy under me too.
Guy under me and guy in front of me.
Copy over.
Copy over.
Wait, let's come on the guy under you.
Come on the guy under you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, if I come in his hold down here, he's dead.
here he's head oh yeah come in this hole I'm gonna go on top of this guy
one broke oh there's two all dingle all dingle oh who do you just died of the
I'm coming, I'm coming!
He's one, he's one, absolutely.
Who gave you that help? Go back!
How are you alive? What the fuck?
Watch out the corner.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
I'm getting 30 cents.
No, I got you, I got you!
Bump him into the carrier!
They didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't.
I don't have any, I don't have any.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Give me two.
Got one!
No!
No, man.
Dude, I stopped shooting.
I thought he died.
Peanut.
Peanut, that's still my fault.
Fuck.
No!
Peanut, that's my fault, man.
Hey, guys.
I thought he died.
Hey, how are you doing?
Well, hold up now, sir.
Don't make any hasty decisions.
No!
Hell, we suck.
Hell, we suck.
We suck.
We suck.
We suck.
No, that was my fault.
That was my fault, man.
Excellent, really, gentlemen.
Excellent, really.
Hey, folks, what the hell is going on out here?
That's my fault.
You gotta turn this night around.
We're getting out of the house!
PAUSE IT OUT THERE!
Listen, I just got here, okay?
No way I just got killed by some pussy named Eddie!
No way in fuck!
I stop shooting Jesus Christ
Join me the beach gentlemen join me the beach join me the beach
Join me the beach join me the beach join me the beach
Time to circle the sun time to circle the sun
You know what we probably shouldn't have done
I'm trying to speak another line.
I apologize.
That guy, dude, that guy was overcome slow walking.
I was shooting my gun and just stopped.
He was so cummed.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my goodness
He was so calm down. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm recycling my angles
I'm gonna get a fully decked out and bill for but that I mean it has a silence on it
We're getting in there and we're gonna we're gonna show them who the boss is right here right now
Yeah, I'm using an angle. I mean I know I'm using a pen
I swear to God and another dumb fuck asks if a live stream is live. I'm gonna blow my
I'm gonna get upset load blow my load. That's right. Oh, yes. I'm gonna get that's right
That's right. I'm gonna come on that coach when they're coach when they're coming a sir. It's a live stream
Usually they're live. It's in the name
Well, yeah, I swear I'm telling you I'm telling you the populace is getting
Dumber something is in the water dirty turn in the frogs game
something is in the water something's in the water and it's spread like a
disease it's it's the stupidest spread like a disease
so one moment one moment I agree I agree thank you you concur I think yeah
Thank you doctor. Thank you doctor. Thank you doctor. Thank you doctor.
I made 734.
Go ahead. Go ahead. They had to rephrase that. 7 is not like a whole lot.
Yeah I know. 7 is a good number but it's not like...
Yeah well I didn't have time to fucking farm up before today.
Because you were sleeping. You were slacking on the job.
I need my beauty sleep.
You are quite handsome.
You are quite a handsome man, Mr. Clucksy.
I understand that.
Thank you.
Everyone always says I'm really ugly.
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to anyone that said, don't listen to your mirror.
It's lying.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're at least a three.
Minimum.
Okay.
What is it?
How much is the skill, Cal?
Three, of course.
Three, of course.
three thousand you ugly bitch now let's ride
Let's ride
Right family yeah, I see you if this gets any more tougher
We're gonna have to deploy the me and my right family strategy the rat attack
We're gonna have to lay down the line. Oh, no, no, we've only died three times. Oh
Oh, wait, we've only died three times.
I've only died three times.
How, how, you and Hutch said you didn't fucking die once tonight, but how is this bad?
You and Hutch, literally, you said, you guys said that you survived almost every single
raid.
How are you, I-
We lied.
We lied.
We lied.
We have been being violated by big, girthy, big, brolic men all night.
All night.
I am three hours and 18 minutes deep and I think I've survived two raids.
Well, let's get in there.
Wait, I gotta talk to Mr. Chicken real quick.
We're some extra group.
Elk your cock.
Got it?
And more in the bag.
Next ride.
Oh
Mr. Damage and mr. Spack and mr. Didn't kill my one for the second. He was good man. Good. Ah, man
Good lad. He was gonna let me die now. Let's
ride
Oh
What the fuck
What there's a guy I didn't see the name tag above you
It's threw me for a mind fuck. I would not expect something some team already died by the way
This is really weird one. Yeah, where?
I'll be in front of us
That one that works as well.
Yeah, that's sniper aggro.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Get your head on this.
I have traps.
And three C4.
Big vent.
I got it through the lean.
Nope.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Hopefully this door is breached.
it with haste I think you know it is it we're gonna go so slow slow slow slow slow slow slow
oh not with this towards our breeze it must have went they went to the top yeah all the way to
top all the way to the top should we go up there should we go to this one uh honestly
we won a third party i go this way i got it there's a team on there i'm gonna
Silent Beast, the one here is coming.
Oh, nice.
They're inside the room to the right.
All right, let's get up!
Okay, excuse me for we're actually dead.
Make it one.
Because I'm serious, I ain't even got my game.
They're even in the front?
Lock it in.
Team down below, team down below as well.
On top, on top.
Let's go to see my instructor.
No, wait, wait, wait.
We have to leave this door.
We have to be gazed, we have to be gazed.
This door just opened up to us.
Really?
Yeah, they're in that room.
They're literally breaching in that room to the left.
Gotcha, gotcha, OK.
Oh.
There now, I'm going to trap you and you.
Oh.
One.
Turning on. It might be spreading out.
No!
One down.
I don't want to be left alone. I don't want to be left alone.
Get over!
Oh, nice work.
See you later, stinky.
Gotcha.
I
Buy a microphone worth more than $5 you can hear what you said above you above you above you Tina gotcha gotcha
I'll come back it might be a bomb
You're perchance
There was a bomb I'm gonna get back to you bit. Yeah
Hey purple shield the wonder why I live oh nice
A rattler three what are these guys doing? Yeah, stupid
Yeah, rattler three you know rattler three
I mean you see this
Be the some of those stupid people it's a month. Oh
What you guys I got a snowball putting up
I see we can back up when we still can.
Where anybody encroaches on the territory.
Yep.
The light ammo, I got like 90 of it.
Real good.
More light ammo. Do you have more light ammo?
It is snow so it will go 0 to 100 real quick.
Mmmm.
Do I have no idea what you're talking about?
Do you have the temperature?
No no no.
The fucking...
We'll get...
Every single part of our map is part of here.
No way!
Even in Steve, they would already be here.
They're probably hiding in the holes.
Oh no way.
God damn.
They're keeping by us.
Oh yeah!
I didn't hear them earlier, I should go to the blue stairs.
I feel like they're gonna expect us from here with all that noise you're making, yeah?
Let's ride!
Follow me, crew.
Go to Ratler, catch me to the stature.
Damn it, that would've been a good idea.
That would've been very helpful, sir! Like, 30 seconds ago!
No matter.
We don't, I think I'm...
You should be around here somewhere, Mr. Cooksy.
That route came in.
The shadows.
Hey, the Clankies have already responded.
They leave?
I have access to them in here.
What if they went down the boost a while?
I don't know if it would have hurt them.
This is all...
I couldn't swear to such a lunatic.
I heard a bag open and close in.
Yeah, I hear it.
Hey, what?
You.
Hey, this is her.
Bro, what the fuck?
A misery.
I could have swore I heard a bag open and close like a zipper.
You're too much.
Yeah, that's what I heard too.
Help the cheerleader.
Like this is like half, this is like half ass looted.
I'm looting it for processors.
Wait, talking, talking, talking.
How do you know that?
What are you talking about?
It was Badger.
Oh, I hear Mr. Meanie, I hear Mr. Meanie.
Yeah, Badger and Meanie.
Oh, I see him, I see him, they're down yonder.
They're down, they're down right there,
they're down right there.
Oh, that's, that's our third tanker party.
The shooting clinkers, wait, there's two teams.
One team right there, then one team down yonder
over yonder.
I thought it cooked them.
I thought it cooked them when they started fighting mode.
No, they're not going to fight me until now!
What? I didn't!
See that?
Oh, they saw me.
Fuck you, sir! Fuck you!
I have to trap the side traps.
They'll be used to trap the Zip behind us.
Mm-hmm. The other ones are coming up in the double Zip.
They separate. That's why they're not fighting.
Okay, I'm gonna trap the Zip behind us.
It would do with these hoodlums in the front.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, sir!
Oh, it's the burglary, but I don't know.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, sir!
I'm coming to murder you!
I want you to know that before the next events transpire!
Brooklyn?
You're saying?
I mean they're gonna freeze.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
But...
There's another team out to the southeast!
I'm telling you, every single person that you were shooting right now is going to be coming into our building.
No, I haven't done it with 12 minutes deeper, you sir.
Yeah.
I think they're gonna freeze to death if they sit out there.
Hmm...
It is a bit nippus out there.
Why she wouldn't...
Shut up.
Nice.
Again, he has to push in.
Oh my god, he keeps saying hello.
You gotta talk to this guy, man.
Fuck you sir. Fuck you
Fuck you sir
It's just I don't speak English or something fuck you sir
The hell is this guy talking about he's talking crazy
Fuck you sir I tagged him I tagged him lick my shaft
From the base to the tip
centrally
There is
You know what you miss both your ambush out
No, you focus on the mission, please.
Hey boy, he's still directly under us.
Yo, there's three T's out there.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a fucking Tampus from the bridge.
He's running!
He's a quick little bugger.
I'm about to get him.
He's a quick little bugger.
I'm about to get a tennis blueprint.
Closey, closey, I want you to loot all the stuff in here.
That way when we die, we can give the maximum amount of goop to the people that kill us.
We're not gonna die. We're done dying on the day. You realize that?
We are done dying, okay?
Maybe, maybe cause we're sitting like big pussies in this tower for 20 minutes, let's get moving.
I'm trying to...
Yeah, fine.
I'm trying to kill an innocent person.
He's talking so his badger, I see it.
On and left.
And then hop on operators.
Oh.
Second course, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in
the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, of course.
I guess crack.
Oh.
Hey, you want to push?
Why?
Fuck it.
Okay, I don't care if we die
You we're not gonna die. We're gonna live forever
I
Do it and say this is the me me people
Maybe, perchance.
Are you sure you don't want to go back and sit in that building like a giant pussy for
ten more minutes?
Okay, why are they running?
Because it's fifteen minutes deep and the raid people are leaving.
Pussies?
Oh, not pussies.
Logical, reasonable men.
What?
They moved.
I don't know.
Maybe this entire building.
What they move I don't know me this entire building
Oh cease
There's no you shooting them
Got one yeah, yeah
Are you gonna be on lessons on the triangle
hey who's shooting at them now with these guys at the top of the group tower
shooting them
okay I don't know but there's people on top of group tower stuff yes you see
frosty yeah I completely forgot that team's still up there mm-hmm mm-hmm
They've got the same plan you had!
Do nothing!
Do nothing and then leave.
You guys are homeless man.
Good. Good. It's not about the goop sometimes.
Sometimes it's about ruining this person's day.
And we did just that.
Hurry!
Alright, let's leave.
Oh my god, okay.
Oh
Oh be careful. Yeah, she's setting up there was an Oscar. What a weirdo
You killed my grandpa
I
One moment gentlemen, I don't think they're gonna be able to reach us by the time this thing opens by the way
No, I got seven C4 off that by the way. Really?
Yeah, I got seven processors. I mean
Oh
I see him
Oh that rap bastard
Oh, you see part of me in my rap family?
Oh, for me, for me, I can't hit him, he's too small.
Alright, come.
I'm just gonna hit one shot. This is disrespect him.
Wait, I left an angle. Hold on, friend, hold on.
This is disrespect him.
I
Take that pool
Yeah, I'm leaving what you have to just make this guy
This is my god, this is my god
If a team is above us, I have no smoke. Oh
You can be sick. You can be sick. You can be sick. Okay
Oh
Get this respect in no way
Give this respect to give this respect in the now. Let's leave
It's still in rea gentlemen
You see that you see that that's how you do it make them feel like a piece of shit and family
That guy
You I don't even think they had an osprey's no way to that bad insight with ospreys there's gotta be like
No way that guy that guy was his shots were so close to me
You shot like a hundred at me that guy's gotta be ass if he's got an osprey
They were really really close to me
Who's she got two Bobcats? You got two Bobcats at raid? Are you serious?
To stop listening to them saying I have Bobcats.
Colxy, the truth is out. The truth is out. Stop lying. The truth is out.
Who did we kill that had a Bobcat?
Two guys that were inside that house.
No, they were homeless and in Anvil.
the two guys below goop tower.
No, they're volcano.
A level one.
You got a volcano?
Yeah, it was level one.
Dude, nice.
That's good gooping.
That's good gooping right there.
That's just ass.
Dude, that's good gooping right there.
That's good gooping.
You level up my Hoosie.
All right.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Everybody's telling me I've got two few guys. We know we have two few players. We know we know also work on your spelling
As we get that we have two few players. We told you the three-player game
And my talk of yours. Oh
I've got here to me
What I didn't just know there's a three-player games are touching guys
Do we guys we know it's a free player game, and then we've got two players
That's nice of them to fucking that is quite nice always looking out for us. That's important. Thank you
Thank you boys
I got three more C4. Oh very nice
Your quick repair job and sort by through like you do
Also coaxie, I meant to speak with you about this. What the hell was that tweet today about viewbotting?
What the hell was that?
Dude, I'm gonna I'm gonna send you a fucking dude. No, no, no
No, when I see when I see a streamer tweet or talk about viewbotting all
The only thing they're doing is be like, oh guys. I'm on your side
I'm on your side. Don't think I'm viewbot because I'm on your side. What the hell was that?
What the hell is that?
I yell at my chat every day to viewbot me, okay?
And they're not fucking doing it.
So, honestly, my chat's a bunch of assholes.
Yeah, well, they have mine.
My viewbot machine works great.
Oh, shit. Fuck, send me.
David caught me in two years.
Even the Twitch manager that he congratulates me.
I even have the leader of the bot security team on Twitch
that watches my stream.
That's how cruel they are to my scheme.
They don't even respect the thing!
Do you have a Twitch, every single Twitch trap I get, I hit up like a week later and
they used to tell me they got fired.
I had 11 Twitch traps in one year.
11!
Are you serious?
Yeah!
I would get a random email, this is last year, I would get a random email saying,
hey I'm your new Twitch trap and then I would answer like three weeks later and
they're like, yeah, I'm not a Twitch manager anymore, I'm like okay and then three
three weeks later get message and message them.
I'm not on the staff anymore.
Oh, okay.
I've had the same Twitch manager the whole time.
He kind of just like texts me randomly.
He goes, Hey, congratulations.
I've had the same guy now for like five months.
But before that, dude, I'm not jumping.
I had 11 in one year.
I would talk you crazy.
I went to dinner with my Twitch manager one time.
Did you fuck him?
It wasn't a one on one.
It was like 20 other streamers.
Like, body was there.
And that guy that cheated a test, Dr. Lupo was there.
Dr. Lupo, say he sat right across from me.
We would body body enough though for me to make chest chokes.
A lot of people around me were.
I tried to hold it in the laughter,
but sooner or later, he just got a break.
He was like 20 of them.
There was like 20 of them.
You body twich, but yeah seriously.
So back to that Mr. Coles,
What the hell was that about you just trying to buddy body up and go on. What are you guys don't think I've you by
Fuck all the losers. I you know what I'm gonna say a statement right here
But this if you want I think talking about view body is the laziest
Content a streamer could ever have the laziest it you can't prove it. You have too many views with no likes
Your view body you have too many views with too many likes your view body the likes you have too many views
But not enough subs your view body you have too many views
but you have too many subs you're buying subs from other countries it's the
laziest it appeals to the lowest form of loser dumb the lowest form it is
loser talk it is loser talk loser talk loser talk now it did
Come on
I'm trying to get you bought it man. It's loser talk. I want someone to view by me
Fucking assholes. I as much as every day. I'm like guys if you actually care about me give me a 30k right now
Yeah, maybe my guys just came on me boy
Thank you again, gentlemen. Thank you again
Again!
Boss, next time I go live, someone's actually gonna do it.
Okay, yeah, and then I'm bad.
You know what's funny is I actually have been viewbotted twice,
and it was only the times after I got accused of viewbottling.
They come in and they viewbott me
so that they can point at it and say, looky viewbots.
No joke, no joke, yep.
Well, I'm not gonna say his name
because he reached out to apologize to me,
but a long time ago I was on Tarkov
and my viewership like tripled that night,
the night after I got accused.
just so that they could point at me and say I did it.
No joke.
No joke.
Are they the Tarkov streamers, David?
Yeah, remember?
They all, well, no, they, well,
a bunch of them came to my defense
and they all went away.
But, yeah, one of them accused me of it.
And then the very next day I view-botted.
You think,
you think, wait.
The one accused you of view-bottling
and then the next day you got view-botted.
So they can say I do.
So you think he view-botted?
No, I don't think he'd be right.
He actually reached out to me and apologized.
He's a very kind fellow.
I'm not gonna say his name because he apologized.
He reached out to me later on.
He said, hey, that was not right of me to say,
you know, whatever, whatever.
So I'm not gonna say his name, but somebody
who probably one of his followers or somebody
that supports him or something came by
and you bought me so they could point at me
and say, I do it.
That's what happened.
That was when I was averaging like 6,000.
I went to 18,000 that night.
Now there is a couple of people in the con section
that did it and it was really playing.
There was a couple of people in the talk con section
Actually, when we were playing, I was like, wait a minute.
All I know is it's just a bunch of loser talk.
A bunch of what you did.
When I saw that tweet was a closeie,
I used to try to cozy up to him.
You try to cozy up to him.
That's what you're doing, Mr. Closeie.
No, I'm going to fucking, I stole a tweet,
and I'm going to send you this after stream.
And you're going to be like, there's no fucking way.
I'll be like, yeah, that's fucking crazy.
All right, fine, show me.
Show me, show me.
I've never seen anyone doing it.
I've never seen a single fucking do it.
You show me, you show me.
And I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?
Actually, that's not true.
I didn't see one on kick like two months ago.
But I didn't say anything,
because I'm not a fucking loser.
I saw it, I saw it, and I'm like,
who the fuck?
And then I clicked it, and I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
Mm.
You're gonna, yeah, I'll say the two.
You're gonna be like, oh, okay.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Yeah, send me, send me, send me, send me.
We're going close to have a game that kind of worked out. Oh, dude. He's here. He's here. He's here
Welcome in. Did you welcome in?
Hello friends. Hello
How are you guys?
He survived one raid today. Wait, what?
It's about streamers by the way if you guys call out someone for that it's like
I'm just saying it's lazy content for streamers. It's lazy. It's lazy. It's one raid and then peanut brandy
It's a lazy content. It's a lazy, lazy content.
I threw, you know what I mean?
I can't wait to throw every raid for you guys.
Well, honestly, we didn't get that last raid, we didn't get that last raid.
Yeah.
We did pretty good.
We didn't really see a lot of people, but we got like two teams, and there was one
at the top that was sniping us.
We did pretty good.
I'm going to need to just run to process the room, and then we'll be able to fight.
I just have to put processors in my asshole, and then every time I do that, then
we can fight.
process. Yeah, I need them in
my eye. No way to get two
processes. I know just the spot.
I know just the spot. Did you
get it here? You need to invite
me. Here you are. Here you are.
I thank you, sir. That might be
why you're dying so much. It's
I
Photos at 67%
Die in the game of force in the game in the game of force
I'm you know, I'm you know guys ready to roll every skin hidden
Every skin hidden
Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm sitting here but ass naked
I got the straight butt ass nade.
Shorts? Shorts?
I got your door.
I don't believe you.
I'm bringing in the light kit.
I'm bringing in the handle.
Okay.
I'll bring in a Stitcher.
I got a ventor.
It says talking about viewbotting is lazy content that goes on a 10 minute soapbox.
You see you can never win.
You can never win. You lose either way. You lose either way.
You lose either way. I'm telling you, it is the lowest form of content, the lowest form.
That's what I'm talking about right now. It is the most lazy, lowest form of content that a content creator can talk about.
The lowest form. The lowest, laziest form.
That's what we're talking about right now.
Just a just chatting streamer for now on and only talk about that stuff good good thinking you do get right now
You see that damn it damn it they got me damn it they got me damn they got me you see you lose either way
Yeah
Oh,
There was form of content, but your dad is never coming back with the milk. Yes. He is. He's just getting cigarettes
You'll be back. You'll be back. You'll be back. He's just late for Christmas. He's coming with gifts
Oh, let's RIDE!
You can wander around until you stumble upon what you need, or you can learn how to resolve
the problem.
Let's ride!
To Goop Tower!
Oh, I just saw that nature message.
What'd you say?
Did I left him?
No.
Oh, I just saw that nature message to us.
What did he say? His wife left him?
He messaged his fort.
He goes, wife and kids are out of town. Do you guys want to play tonight?
Fuck!
That was eight hours ago!
Oh, she moves these.
Perhaps another time. Perhaps another time.
Perhaps another time.
I
Just clickers pass
So we need new outfits to be with the same outfits for weeks now
Got like a hundred out there
Like 20
I'll make a couple do it maybe a new year's one
sparkly hats in a fur coat
are we spawning around a team died so I'm assuming this is gonna be crazy
Do you think this door's already beached?
Yeah.
Come quick, come quick, come quick, come quick, come quick.
Quokesy!
I'm sp-
Get out of here!
I need to kill the Krakas!
Damn, how much did you drink to be this slow, Quokesy?
No, my G, I didn't know this earlier.
What?
I've been drinking!
You're not drinking on Slur Saturday?
Yeah, listen, I fucking, yeah, I drank too much yesterday, Peter.
I was hungover until when I FaceTimed you at four o'clock sure this
Hey, that was under the secret. Oh fuck. Sorry for the unipples of an exquisite, sir
You know how to get over hangover
What tell him did you tell him you drink a
More like a beer. Let's ride
Is that up by the way
I don't know open the door now look or not
I'm keeping up even though they're in this door a shirt yeah we a clicker shop
We gotta leave it here.
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
Let's get up on it!
Close right.
You know it.
It's up top.
Let's go to the blue stairs, let's go to the blue stairs.
Go, go, go!
Wait, one down below, front door.
You see it?
Yeah.
Like, oh good.
I see one, hold on.
It's right in the back room, back room.
I think we go up and then go down.
One dead, one dead!
Oh! One to the back left!
I see we don't fight here. I can't see nothing.
I think we go up, I think we go up, I think we go up.
Yeah, definitely.
You dig in.
Ooh, you're fan-ass.
They're gonna keep up here.
He-
God damn it!
Boop boop boop boop!
Hey honey, let me fuck you!
Oh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Not too shabby, boy! Not too shabby!
You weren't gooping!
You see that, the body right there?
I see that dead body, yeah, that's the one that Peanut killed.
Yeah, there's gonna be one in the back room still.
You gotta check my house.
I don't know what it has to do with anything.
Peanut processors, just wait, there's still two teams under us.
What are you talking about man?
Do we kill the whole team was that just to
Good I should we go down the ship line take a u-turn to the right and blast those other men
Someone's gonna be in the dark room
Well, let's get them
Let me get you thought peanut. Let me just get you process it. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh my goodness
Okay, you're alone. I'm just fronting at him then I guess you're buying this help desk
Wait, is it wait? We look at the whole tg. I am I don't see him though. Oh, wait
Oh, who the hell is this guy?
One down
We just revived him right there
Oh, another team!
He's not dead, he's not dead!
Wait, why?
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck?
I see-
I saw that player.
Where did I see that?
I saw the player.
He gone with you, miscreant.
Good job.
Give me that.
Why do you make that?
He had no homeless.
No, no, they were gooping!
What are you talking about?
You guys were gooping!
Hey, there's another body there.
What?
Hello.
Howdy doody.
Hello sir!
Let's turn it.
I'm gonna kill you now, okay? Is that alright?
Yeah, sir, you can kill me. You can kill me.
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
Aw, he's a nice guy.
Oh, yeah.
Little bit of poop.
Good work out there, team.
Yeah, good work.
Excellent plays, engine closey. Excellent plays.
You seen something else cozy yeah the people in the tower
Well at the top already went up there. Yeah, I guess
No, you the team just went up there. You didn't hear that turn out green
It was a growing
Hmm her chance also, there's a dead body in the dark room, right?
Okay?
Is that your jolt mine?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh my goodness.
You little bit of poop.
You fucking perp, Rio.
He was born, he was born, he was homeless.
He was homeless, he was homeless.
There should be dead bodies in the dark room.
That seems to go through the, like, down the zeppel lap.
People shooting northeast.
They're just ground-leaved guns, huh?
Oh, nice. Security breach, Paul.
Oh, dude, silly!
First of lucky guys!
First of lucky guys!
That was amazing.
They completely killed that fucking Bert.
Yeah, I don't think I'm going for this one.
We should go over yonder. They're blasted.
Leave the bus right here!
Go, go, go!
I see where she is.
I see where she is.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh broken.
Oh, he's dead.
Another guy in front of you.
He had to fell all the way to the bottom
Wait, who was that?
I got him
Wait he's stupid
He's here
I got him
Little baby
Guys there's a whole team
Wait wait wait wait wait
You are so alone
Oh my gosh
Broke on broke on
Wait they're weird coachy ones
I can fall! I can fall! I can fall!
Who the hell are these guys?
Be kind to me, be kind to me!
Oh, well, oh well, thanks for nothing.
Can you keep paint?
I am indeed of immediate assistance.
I can't paint him for some reason.
What do you think you're doing?
We're back!
I'm good.
They're about to look at you guys.
We're dying to close it and I have...
I don't like this.
I've got two Dwight Hill, take some.
You some too?
No, I'm good.
I've got hundreds, I've got hundreds.
You sure?
Yeah.
We got ya.
We should rush, we should rush, we gotta get inside, it's a big nippy shot down here.
You're right above me.
It's a big nippy.
Get under this.
Is this place warm?
No, it's not.
Go, go, go!
3 2 1 now
Good work
John
Peanut heal up
Good blam, good bluesy, oh my god they're handsome and sexy
They're handsome and sexy they're both right here
Got one, got one, got one, got one
I'm going in, I'm going in!
I'm high!
Let's go, Peanut!
That was very good, Peanut.
SHIT!
Who is it? Who is it?
They're the Bungalow and Palerin Fats.
They're the Bungalow and Palerin Fats.
It'll be the group. It'll be the group.
Oh, Mr. Firewolf. He's a one good man. Good man.
My man. My man. Good lad. He do. Good lad. He died.
Next roofie and I catch the king. Is it for you big man?
on the house for fun in the house oh well that's nice that's nice I have an
idea let's leave oh that excerpt is closed I'm gonna hatch you want to this
one. Let's get the pump house hatch.
Get out from here.
The renegade.
Good, good, good.
Come on boys, come on.
We're gonna go right here from the hatch.
You guys goop, you guys goop properly.
I'll pee that.
You got a goop?
Uh, I got goop.
I have the heels for this.
I've got pretty heels!
I'll give you some.
You got herbles?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, nice shot.
That clanker didn't stand a chance.
It was excellent marksmanship.
I have a blue bandage, if you want it.
uh who's gonna see this is five urbos thank you
you've left on bridge no no wait do we forget about bodies
You Luke to the guys you Luke the guys before that would seem a lot about us
No, I'm not you did no
You go back
No
Okay
That is not a good idea. Let's do that. We do something like that. We die
nah
Now you're talking crazy because you just died. Yeah to what?
No
It's a bit nippers out here isn't it?
Okay on Jinzy's back
What you're the bonkat
No, I came in with a Stitcher and I had another Stitcher from the guy I killed.
Believable story, Jamie. Very believable.
Pussy, can you believe this lady?
Yeah, I don't know about that. I've heard that a thousand times and a thousand more.
by the way Mr. Clokesy sorry for going that deep on your tweet it felt like a
personal thing I do apologize I just had since I started so many fuckers so many
fuckers I find it highly annoying I do apologize it felt like a personal thing
yeah I'm gonna let you know you physically and never say anything that
wouldn't offend me okay good good good good I do all right good good I
Guys, why do they suddenly go too deep in the paint right there?
Too hard in the paint. Too hard in the paint.
I literally do not give a fuck.
Okay, good. Good, good, good, good. Good to hear. Good to hear.
Now, what do you say, boys?
We take a max kit.
We take a maximum kit.
And get the main shot.
As you would know, what if we take a medium kit
and kill the people taking the main shot?
What about that?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What do you want that?
Hey, the major. That's fucking terrible.
Well, yeah, but we can get a lot of space dollars.
Bro.
Why is your scheme blue? Do you need to-
I got a brain of that.
Dumbass!
The new guy that I just killed there
accidentally just showed me a god-tier spot on the map.
With the what?
That guy that I just killed.
It would be the biggest rat spot ever on the map.
Who's he at?
He was like
Under the bridge, but in the rafters. It's really weird
Under the bridge, but in the rafters. Yeah, I'm gonna be using that spot all the fucking time
You know what you do?
Back each other after that though, but
So
100,000 people that's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you think? What do you think? I thought about it. No
It could be the play it could be the move no
That's definitely not the move I
I will I will we'll pin it will pin the idea and we'll come back to it
Mmm-hmm. I'm with that. We'll pin the idea and we'll circle back. What's that? We're not I
Don't think we should show that on stream. Yeah, we're not we're not
Okay, we'll put it a pin in it. We'll put a pin in it and we'll circle back
Okay
I
Short my view one moment one moment
Yeah, I literally never get offended by anything I good
Good, you don't need to apologize. I actually get offended by nothing. I'm good. I appreciate that. I good good
I was just I was making sure because I feel like I'm with a little hard right now
Me too honestly he's kind of a piece of shit
We make a new blue shield one moment gentlemen one moment truly. I have more money than peanut now, right?
I'm pretty sure that pilot link in the corner
That's no money than peanut. I've actually got a lot of space dollars. I'm really I'm dripping. I'm dripping
But fat stacks and racks no capture dead ass on the stack. How much you got?
How much do you have you have 344k I have 500k now who's the poor one you are
counting the assets okay what's your assets that you one second I have to do
Do this ridiculous thing that inbox should implement a thing for and second.
Counting my assets and counting my assets.
Tina, do you have Max sash yet?
Well, of course, you know, you're talking crazy.
Now you're talking crazy.
I've got...
I...
possess within my arsenal.
Yeah, why do you have a bike pump in your inventory?
I don't know. I saw it on TikTok like a month ago that it was important and I never figured out why, so I just keep one at all times.
I've got...
1.263 million spacer dollars.
That includes everything?
Plus 1.32 million spacer dollars.
1.3?
And your stash?
Yes sir, yes sir!
What are you looking at?
I'm gonna add mine up.
923k?
HAD THE MUMMY YOW!
HAD THE MUMMY!
The pores are out!
The pores are out and about in droves!
Gosh dang it!
Good work boys, good work.
They don't call me the Lebron James of ArcGrid is for nothing pal
Yeah, you click on literally every single thing individually
I'm doing it right
And then you and then how do you see how much and you right click one of them and it'll be on the cell thing
here we go. This is so stupid. Why didn't it just say stash? I have no idea. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. Do you think that'd be like top three
things you might add. Oh my god, this bitch was bad. This bitch was
fucking. Yeah, that's so stupid. What you got? What you looking at? I
got 1.83. But I also, is it not, I have like what 230 out of
290. So I have 60 extra spots. Oh, are they full or empty? I
have 60 empty spots. I don't know how that factors into the equation. Which means my inventory
could be more than I can. Like I have 60 empty spots. You're trying to enter into the equation
if you have more stuff it would be worth more in total yes that the argument you make it enough
because I would agree with you sir that does have some logic to me did you run the numbers for me
what's your stash value like what's your stash at what you did with 240 what yours wait I'm not
gonna see mine yet what yours at you said 241 no I didn't say that you miss her what is your
What's yours at? What's yours at?
240 what?
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
Wouldn't you like to know?
How is your shit not maxed?
Wait your stuff isn't maxed?
That's why I have a lot of work in progress
You're working on it hideout
Is your hideout on level three of course
I have Max Ash and Max Hideouts, so technically you could say I've had more money than you.
How about you get Max Friends next, how about you work on that next?
I don't need any more friends I've got you guys.
And Make-A-Wish, that needs to come to life, too.
Yeah, where is my payment from Make-A-Wish, because it's honestly a weak lake at this
point.
I don't know if they're sending it.
I don't know if it's on the net.
I actually was, I said that and I was waiting for you to say not and you didn't do it.
I'm kinda disappointed.
I can't say not on someone else's thing.
Oh.
It's part of the rules. It's part of the rules.
You said something after and then not, like...
You're my friend too, J.D.
Okay, well that's that.
NOOOOOO!
God dang it!
I'm here to get it!
Sing, sing!
Gotcha!
Let me sort my poop.
One moment, gentlemen.
They can do blue seal like you do.
Like you do!
Right now, we ride!
Well actually hold up should we go here now that I've announced to everybody to?
No.
Okay.
Alright I'm gonna switch to maps, I'm gonna switch to good thinking, good thinking.
I'm gonna switch to maps now.
There we go.
I wonder about this place, have we got a kid for this?
That's right, yeah, we just met that good man, good man!
Good for like all men.
It's the October 6th of the 1st, good man, good man!
I have to get a silly juice.
That's mine!
I
Misses my dogs. Hope you do well my boy. Hope you do well my boy
Okay, we need to be proper fresh this really fresh focus okay, okay
Over ten minutes late. Oh people already died past scoops. How you see that?
Yeah, we're the second last one this is
Guys they hate no need to have loose a green shield
Clutch your wallet clumsy
fucking volt hold it tight lock your car lock your car set the alarm on your
house
hold up the fucking windows and ginger you are she's
Jesus Christ and she really doesn't realize it
oh my goodness try try to scrounge out a couple pennies with his raid
Hey, sir.
It's big change, sir.
Big change.
Big change.
Big change.
Do we even stop at Goodtower? Do we just go big pass?
We can run up and perchance peak it.
Oh.
What is this outfit?
I'm old.
I remember when
the corner used to cost a nickel.
I remember when they used to cost a nickel. Wait, this is matriarch, right? So, you check matriarch?
Oh, I'm upstairs, I'm upstairs now. We all upstairs? I swear to God, if you say I'm getting
processes, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you hard. I think he's right here. Really?
Yeah, I hear something. Yeah, I did. Can you see him? Can you see him? I'm going in!
I
Not fucking crazy right you heard all this
I heard it. I didn't hear anything. Oh
Look who it is. Yeah. Welcome. What?
What do you look at?
Ragged in the outside
Inside wait, what is that?
Fuck
It's talking strategy. She's calling our mom fat turn the lock in guys
I'm not crazy right we did hear someone and you're crazy. I heard it, too
No, you both are crazy. No, I
No, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I heard them
You sound crazy right now
What are you breaching oh you're breaching those things
I feel like a skit right now why are you at the front outside
He's looking for those bogies.
You're telling me you've heard something!
Yeah, I did, I did, yeah.
And then now we're here.
No, you guys are going crazy. I heard nothing.
I heard someone popping, shield, and then sprinting.
Me too, and I heard a click of a gun.
It was the deep state.
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
Oh, wait, was it my shield?
Were you popping shields?
You know, because you guys left me to deal with those clankers back there, so I kinda got hurt.
If you would've died to one clanker.
This whole time, this whole goose chase was Cindy healing up high nuts.
Hahahaha
Did you we heard someone to shield me charge
I just charged my shield by the way. I tell you five minutes from now though
I just wanted to troll you and tell you guys you're crazy. Yeah, I'm not seeing nothing
Yeah, I'm not seeing anything to is the major keep it off
I'm just one of my favorites
We say you check them. Do you go check that? I don't even need someone kill the major you go take a little peep
Watch your bird pee on a pee right now
Yeah, water sours, okay peanut don't get too far away from us
us. I've got lots of bombs, lots of bombs and guns. I'm armed and dangerous. I've got
a gun and three bombs in my vest
Now that's right
All of you oh, it's up. I hear it you hear from the outing here from here. I'm at
It's not moving now
Yeah, above you. What we have 14 14 14, but you don't hear no
Oh my goodness they are handsome sexy oh my goodness oh my goodness
How do they know I'm here?
I'm so dead man.
How do they know?
So one guy went to the kitchen down the hill.
Oh.
I killed one.
I killed one.
I killed one.
Ping ping ping ping ping on you.
Digi directly on you.
Right under right under.
If you win the 1v1 under you, you can defib.
But I'll see if I can get a ping on you.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
Pushing.
Oh.
Hey, go go go.
Oh, what?
Dude, why can I not use the thing?
Dude, what is this?
Every time I use the wheel, it goes back to the original thing that I was on originally
and doesn't let me pop out the other thing.
What is up with this stupid fucking thing?
I'm so tired of it.
I'll put it in the wheel.
Wait, we might go and call the Rock and Cheese diagram.
The Rock and Cheese is cheating on them.
ever since this the last update my game is so bug broken I can't handle it
sometimes fuck you fuck you are you fuck you fuck you anything by the way no no
I get it fuck you sir. I'm killing myself
Okay
Well
We're dead
Cozy you the survivor perk. Yeah, we've got one. It's going boy
Yeah, no, I don't I heard yeah
I heard it I heard it yeah
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'll do.
That'll do.
Hey.
Hmm.
Dude, I know that everyone is saying that I threw, but I actually have-
You died instantly.
I- but I have like an actual bug and I hate how many people tell me that it's not
a bug.
Fucking bug and I have it every game
Thank you guys
Wait, you mean peanut?
But he might start a good check in here
Wait, is that your boy to surrender that rocket here?
what
You guys gotta go random. Yeah, go back. I'm I'll give you these thank you go
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No, man. Thank you. No, man. GG. GG
Excellent
Oh
He literally just died on the outside of that door that team is fucked
Fuck them, I don't care.
Get a little bit of goop together one moment.
I think I shot 100 bullets into a cactus.
Dude, shit!
Good thinking, good thinking.
I was just thinking one of us should put 100 bullets into a cactus.
I can't believe that didn't work.
I didn't think I shot that one, I didn't really think I just shot the cactus.
I'm pretty certain I took one shot at that guy's cock and then died immediately.
I'm not telling myself. Yeah.
And did you start talking about
a fake bug? Yeah. I'm actually
crashing out because I feel like
I'm the only one bugged. It's
every fucking raid. No, I don't
see this. I don't think my
moment. Do any of you have
Oh, yo, yo, we all got the bugs in Dio.
Oh, yeah.
Bugs in my eyes, bugs in my skin.
I got bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin.
Bugs in my eyes, I've got bugs in my skin.
Bugs in my eyes, I've got bugs in my skin.
Four crack rocks, I've got bugs in my eyes.
I really hope peanut gets this bug so I'm not the only one to deal with it.
I can't I don't suck.
I'm just kidding.
Dude, before the bug I was playing fine and now I just can never play.
I don't know.
Alright, break it down for us.
What's this bug we're talking about?
Break it down for us.
Lay it down.
When you're using your scroll wheel to go for like the d-fib
It's just a wheel and then yes it resets back to the very first item it was on
You talk about the wheel on the screen not your physical scroll wheel, right?
No, no, no, like you have the the wheel on the screen so like it your heels and what does it do?
It just resets to the the same one back before you even were trying to change it. Oh
Oh
No, yeah, no, no, yeah, no, that's made up
I never have it happen to me
Like one said guys I press that's what I how I do it is I press Q to cycle
What? Dude, I'm going to crash out, I'm going to crash out.
Mm-hmm.
He baited you hard, wait, Peanut.
What? What happened? Who did what? Me? Who? Where?
What did I do? I did nothing. I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing.
Why did you ask me to explain it?
I didn't do anything.
Because you never asked me to explain things.
No, I was just waiting until you finished so I could say it's made up.
can see it's made up. Okay. Let's get in there guys. Let's get in there and show them who
the bosses I can't wait to crash out again just pick you I ain't chat
Oh Mr. Cap, I'm looking for a good man, good man!
Commander's fan, commander's fan?
Commander's fan?
Oh, you talking about the footballer team, footballer team.
No, I don't watch a lot of football.
No, I haven't been getting a bed on it, but I gotta find someone more trustworthy than
Mr. Coxe with the bats.
He told me the cowboys were a lot, but they ended up sucking.
I would've lost money if I bet on that.
You watch any sports?
No, I play video games, and then I eat burgers, then I go to sleep, then I wake
I wake back up and then I play my video games.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Eat burgers go to sleep wake up eat
Peace out my ass then drink then pay for new games
He's remind me he's remind me
Did no peanuts were meat eaters just ask your dad I got with that stuff
It's like it's my last day on earth.
Now let's RIDE!
Oh, Mr. Barry McCockenham over to get one good man. Good. I'm mad. Good. Let me do good. I'll let you down.
Hmm. You're drinking soju. No, but Mr. Closey dies. Of course, you got you. Are you drinking the soju?
No, I drank all the bottles. Let me tell you. A little soju with some rice would go on.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Did I drink all the bottles yesterday?
Honestly, if I had some, I would partake.
But I don't have any soju.
Yeah, I'd do an ass 12, 24-ounce cans of Voodoo Ranger.
Yeah, see, that's the play. I should have done that.
It's the meta. It's the meta.
Plus, I got to, because tomorrow is Sunday,
and they don't let you do it on Sunday.
I'm in Texas. You can't buy nothing.
Yeah, but you should buy Sunday.
Oh, yeah, but I gotta be prepared for Monday.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You gonna drink on Monday?
Oh, that's, like, top seven best days to drink, of course!
On Monday? I forgot. I forgot.
On Monday?
Follow me, gang.
QC, 24 ounces.
Elliwell, they're 19 man.
Nineteen man
Those guys said they were gonna rescue by the way night you hear them
My birds aggro on the hill behind us doesn't say
It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, I'm pretty sure it's 24.
19.5.
The 19.2 ounces, I sell them.
Nah!
I'm looking at it, that looks about 23, 24.
I'm looking at it. I'm to freak them out.
Check mate.
Check and mate.
Let's ride.
Are we through?
Oh my God, Paisley!
Run!
Jesus Christ!
the natives are getting restless I pulled him over here below I oh good
thinking close to eat good thinking thank you thank you thank you try fucking
yourself it's quite efficient maybe get some processes why would I do that
when I have your dad I'm gonna take processors out of this thing and throw it
out the window
I didn't have a guy in a single processor.
You like it when I give what he does?
What the fuck?
Ooh, got one.
Dude, there's no processors here.
You don't dare throw that out the fucking window.
If you throw that out the window, I am going to fuck you.
NOT THROWING OUT THE WINDOW!
I don't know what just happened, but that works as well!
Excellent work, gentlemen!
This is what's here to me, John!
Where did the processor go?
Would you like to know, weather boy?
I actually have no idea where it went.
Transitions to the saddle around I think it went through the floor
You fuck you gave me
Yeah
ride
Do you sit in the city first I'm gonna actually do the major I just come to the board
Well, I don't hear it now it was aggro on someone
Well, I highly doubt anyone's over on the starboard bow of the map for nothing. There's nothing out there but the major
Come on. They can spawn there
True. Oh, yeah, that is true. No, they're taking it. We'll just dive look
Go over there go go go
All right. Well, yeah. Oh my god. This has maximum group potential
I know, but we still have 24 minutes, so anyone we kill is just going to spawn at the end of the game.
Make it 23!
Anyone we kill is just going to spawn at the end of the game.
Make it 23!
I'm tried!
Holy, he is so far out. What the heck?
Yeah, he's, uh...
I'm fast, like leopard.
Don't worry, gentlemen, they won't even see me coming.
I'll be on the 1v3, he's holding against EZ.
Oh, I see one now!
Okay, you are so alone.
Is he another one?
Oh, it's a whole other team right here, they're fighting.
Okay, I should've just gotta let it cook. Do not third party, just let it cook.
I am so far behind.
Yonder yonder right here before I get hit by that. Oh
Dingle dingle this is a
Yeah, no team top of the hill but not it. It's just like you mature
What's up, I do little thinking on him
Oh
Dingle one. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
to
He's pushing for you on me on me. Oh my god. Oh my gosh
He's getting his teammate up right now
What the hell just happened
Dude, I didn't know where the fuck you are. I cracked one shit on one fuck
Dude and I killed another and then his teammate blocked me so I couldn't move and I was stuck in the corner
No, fuck was max kit max kit
We're going back in and was so them who the boxes. He's not where the box
Fighting there I
I actually don't know how he lost it so bad that was that was hilarious I do not
know how he lost it that bad I got immediately eviscerated by two big
Brawling gentlemen four meters in front of me no chance of survival absolutely
zero
one yeah I got hit by a C4 the second the fight started and then why a moment I
I heal, crack two, and then just reset it then.
And that was... that was... that was not a phase entry clip right there.
That was... that was whatever the opposite of that is. That is... that was not too good.
That was... I'm not gonna lie gentlemen, I did not perform satisfactorily.
Uh... it's okay.
I'm coming back now. I'm bringing a shot. I'm bringing a total total four
Do that
You should make any tree nades
Who gave I sort of have the trigger date blueprint
You still don't have that no, no, I find us David if you do that
Literally the first three quests give it to you like the one that's like kill a hornet kill a wasp kill whatever
And then two after that
That's too many steps. We'll just find it. We'll just find it
It's literally takes two seconds
Let's all ride
I'm coming in Max. I'm coming in beefy. I'm coming in packed. I've got my best kid on
right now. Right now. It's time to put the wind in our sails in the opposite direction boys.
It's time to get on come back
All right, I made
That's right
Yeah, I don't know if I've survived a raid in like two hours
I don't I don't even remember my last raid that I survived that's how that's how far it is
That's how far it faded the memory is I
I even remember what it feels like to survive, what it tastes like, what it smells like.
What is happening?
Do we need a win?
We need to get him there and lay down the lob!
I think he just missed one of the C4s, man.
cracked that guy instantly and then he just bogged and weaved inside
i think that was the guy that killed me
yeah i don't know what he was wearing i think he came over from you because i thought i killed
i didn't know there was two up i killed one and then there was a dead body where i killed the
other guy so i got stuck in between those two bodies and couldn't move and just died like a
dumbass.
Is you ready up?
I'm building a kit.
Oh, yeah, take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Just kidding, I'm not.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Oh.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Take all the time I need.
Oh, yeah.
Take your time.
Honestly, I was supposed to get shit in the lobby.
We're gonna get the lobby for another half hour.
Yeah, actually, that might be good.
Maybe all the stream snipers will stop and then we can win.
Maybe they'll get tired and go to bed.
That way we can win.
Good thinking.
The master plan.
You have the bug.
I think the only reason that I'm like spending money and losing money is because of d-fibs.
I'm losing money because I'm getting railed by big men every reign and losing everything I care about.
That's why I'm losing money.
I
This craft beef is I know if you can't craft defense
Right
The stream is not in 360p sir how many times right to tell you this old man you live in
Third world country where the houses are made of sticks
That's why it looks like that
Let's ride
Already
Yeah, quite peculiar
We just wanted to actually depart this way from the major
I've got 1440p yeah I bet you've got fresh water don't you fresh water and
they're living in a brick house
What a quitsch it that is!
What a quitsch it that is!
Oh?
Hmm...
Hmm...
How do you know? Just a lucky guess.
Just a lucky guess. Just a lucky guess.
Just a lucky guess.
You guys like, ever scratch your eyeball and you feel like you have something in your eye for like a freaking week?
Yeah, you're talking crazy
Closing he closed it got me dead
One on one on one on one on
Oh, he's got me, he's got me!
I heard him, I heard him!
I got him!
Oh, nice work!
We're the winners!
Hooray!
Would you be the healing?
It's just silly, oh.
Night.
I had a cool monologue for him.
You are trash.
That was a completely different team I think.
Wait, what?
What kind of first time cat is that?
I don't know what's going on here, but I thought this guy just crawled so far, holy fuck.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Who's this guy?
I
Reload the first guy yeah first guy was homeless hit a bobcat
what I
Said he was homeless. Oh, I was a bobcat you all take you anything for that. I'll take you anything
I got I got a bit of four and a total four
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
I'm glad.
I have a kettle.
The streamcord is shit here in Afghanistan.
You hop in your Toyota truck with the minigun on the back
and head into town square.
You get way better reception there.
Now let's ride.
LET'S RIDE!
He's in a guy?
There's a guy right there!
You're a weirdo. There's another one's running up late. Another one's running up late.
They're all running up late. I don't have a gun. Okay.
One's one shot, one's one shot!
Oh, that lucky dog!
GO GO GO!
You need me now every day all I can do is think about goofing, singing, tea, playing.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
That's all things should be.
Now watch this live.
The fuck do I say?
The broad games!
Broken, broken!
Charge!
Oh my god, bad decision, bad decision.
You're telling me to talk, I think he's up top.
Oh my god, no way.
I'm stuck, like in the wall.
What is wrong with my fucking game?
You got down them?
I don't know where.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I can't. I'm stuck.
Dude, we gotta get out of here!
Dude! Dude!
Oh my gosh.
Watch your step. Watch your step down.
Dude.
I knew that.
I'm dead.
Fuck!
I have a trap up here.
You gotta take a time.
They killed you
The least only close you died close call I don't know
Who she would you die at? Oh fairy is
You guys see me stuck in the wall I can't make this shit up
It's urgent he and I only then I was fine around like a fairy
It makes me feel like I'm the only one that...
Coaxie's a big troll and he's guarding this bridge.
I can't with this thing.
I'm losing it.
I don't know, Coaxie. Sounds made after me. What do you think?
I'm bashing my head into a wall.
No, that's how I feel.
Okay peanut can we please take I put the hat to you I don't know go kill the
major I came we'll do a quick reset I'm gonna go farm processors go kill the
major team oh no I'm packed full of goop
What do you mean it fills a poop?
I'm packed to the brim!
You have a Thorough!
I've got a Thorough 4, Riddick 8-4, two Venator 4s, another Thorough 4, a Kettle 4, and two Pika Augments!
90% of that stuff was off your body, by the way!
Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm like, wait a minute.
You want it back?
Oh my, no.
Thank God, okay, that was more of a curtain task.
Thanks God.
Oh my god.
I'm so mad.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's leave.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
How you playing with no arms?
I'm like 100.
I should have good craft a little bit.
yeah
I killed him but it was not
that's most important
I'm glad you're here with this big man
I'm glad you're here with this one
I want you to know that big man
I'm sure that big man
I'm sure that big man
God's be my boy
I got stuck in the fucking wall
I don't know how that happens
dude, if there is a bug or a glitch
somehow
somewhere, I have it
in the bugs in the glitches oh my gosh this whole time I've been using a
stitcher one because I don't see do you also want to make stuff up dude I'm not
me
this is not helping peanut your chat literally comes over here and says that
I'm throwing because of it no guys it's the it's the
OOOH IT'S THE BALLOGE OOOOOOOH
THE BALLOGE OF THE CRICKETS
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
So I'm using a very bad spot, I found one and I need to hear the player
It was crazy, in every single game we played I've had at least one kill and then you die first and then
And then- Oh! Me?!
So terrible!
Oh my gosh, Jinji threw, but yet Pina died first!
I don't know where all they say- Where the hell they say it's coming from?
I am the- You are- Are you disrespecting the team leader right now?!
Why is it always my fault? Why is it never your fault?
Honestly, that one was my fault.
She's funny.
that makes sense to me I'm good with that
come see you with that all the bugs that I have in my game
yeah that's only playing like four or five more games on Genji and then close
you what's yours to you oh and then it gets even better when you guys die and
I'm over summer shooting someone what the fuck was Genji doing I don't know probably fending my life
Oh, that's right
Let's do the same.
Let's do the same.
Oh, Mr. Giant,
I'm overjoyed because of my good man, good man.
And Mr. Joe, I'm overjoyed because of my good man, good man.
Mr. Jamie's not hot. Mr. Slayzy.
I'm a little bit of a fan.
What's good, man?
Good, ah, man.
Good, lactic-do's good, I lactic-dah.
Thank you, boys.
Appreciate you, brothers.
What's good, man?
What's good, man?
Good, ah, man.
Good, lactic-do's good, I lactic-dah.
Thank you, man.
That's very kind of you brother. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy
Next rule again. I catch lacking just for you big man on the house
Bungulator house
All right guys
New strat we go in close to what guy do you got a
Venator okay, I'm gonna tack from the forefront close. See you should go around get him from the rear and Genji
You make stuff up now. Let's ride
Absolutely, absolutely. I'll spin it out after 45 minutes you put it in your butt.
Yeah, baby bird model bird that was last.
I can lather some peanut butter on your ass and stroke it real good like until you're sensual.
Feel like you're in your mood state.
Put some Vaseline on that shit.
I feel like an old enough pig.
I want to see you still decide.
Yes, you know what I mean.
actually, yeah, I'm going to
change my name. My name, my new
name is going to now be Bugs in
my game. Bugs in my eyes.
Maybe make believe. Okay.
What is that? Maybe make
believe.
Follow me, too.
Mm-hmm
I have to say I really miss the void before they did the update. Oh, it's not me charge anymore. What is on? Oh
The boy before the update was so good. They're on they're on zip lines
This is my double one of the one in the middle. Yeah, and there I think we just go up
I think we both would beat them there. We don't want to get third party
Pop and bang, and then I'm going to sprint over to the zip.
Yeah, they might sprint up to it.
Don't shoot that turret.
We're going to hit by a pop.
Happy, happy, happy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Happy, happy, happy...
THE DEVON!
THE DEVON!
The demon, the demon!
Phew.
My little trap behind us.
She's a water.
People are coming in from where we came from.
Coming in from where we came from. Are you sure? Mm-hmm. Like they're down there, but
There's there's spring through the woods by like the scrapper thing
Wait what?
Like, you know this the scrap word we just found I went there rotating through that you know that
They destroyed I heard them shooting a hornet over there
They should be out if you're looking out it should be to your left
See if I can see him
I
Need a lot of ruckus down there
It should be like here
Right here my blowby
Coming
Get out of here stinky get out of here get out of here stinky get out of here stinky
Don't come back stinky don't come back
God, yeah.
How many was it?
One?
You saw one, I killed him.
Another snap.
I can't get up.
Did you go down there?
Did you do one down?
No.
Do you want me to put another jolt line up or no?
I doubt they're going to fall for that twice.
There's no way they're that stupid.
I'm worried about this other team pushing up from behind us. I mean we could jump down
Do I see we jump down make quick work of these?
pussies
Then we come back up
That's right. Thank you coming down
They're in the room. I don't know. No. Wait, he's out front. Out front. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's a different guy. I think. He put a trap down. Wait, why is he saying don't
shoot? He's outside. He's outside right there. Peanuts to your left. Oh, is he, is
What are the right wait what?
God I'm a he was a worthy adversary almost got me
But you gotta be quicker than that you want to take
I don't know
Hello sir!
It's a lady!
Phew!
You see that, did you see that?
Yes, yes indeed.
Jesus Christ!
What the hell was that?
I don't know.
Jesus.
Christ you're trying to poison my mind
Fuck my ass
What is she what it was a lady? Oh?
You try and you try and you try to poison me you try
Yeah, don't poison peanut and let her know let her know thank you to keep
I was a close one a couple more seconds and we would have I would have been poison I would
have taken a firm grasp of my thoughts.
You go this guy?
So there was only two?
Looks like there was only two.
That's me.
That's my BBB.
Oh.
That's me, that's my BBB.
I should play.
There's your work.
That team had to have ran testing, Annex.
I've got 600 hours in this game, that's the first lady I've killed.
You know that?
There's been a lot of 40-year-old men with voice changes that kind of sound like ladies,
but that's the only one that first confirmed.
It's a big day actually, it's a big day.
Yeah, a big day for me.
You guys can shoot at me sir.
I feel like there was like a bunch more people here like two minutes ago and now there's
nobody.
Yeah.
I think it's literally just because of nature I kind of...
To his cadet?
wait a second nothing comes in like five minutes here we can leave five minutes
okay if nothing comes in like two minutes we can leave two minutes I'm
coming in 15 seconds you get me you got to be kidding me you got you got to be
get me
I mean you just go to a different map
where's the maitrex
I don't know what I'm talking about
just fucking leave
thanks for that
that's gonna be posted on twitter tomorrow
killing that lady and yelling, oh my god it's a lady.
What about it?
I can't believe you.
Well, that's crazy.
Looks like I'm a woman.
Hey, it's going to go on Twitter.
Get ready for the comments.
Get ready for the comments.
Dude, I saw actually something like that.
There was a clip someone posted talking about that
and they were like, how is he sexist?
He literally plays with Genji every day.
Yeah, but I hate you.
True true.
Fuck you too.
Balloons, that's all things should be
But I swear I'm hearing something. I just don't know where
I'm ready for a different day the bugs in your ears
I'm open I'm open is gonna be like
I get into that burnt peanut and he is
You're a singer or something like that.
We're gonna test again.
It's going down.
And then you're fucked.
Yeah, son, did I say baby?
I'm in body type B.
Sorry, body type B.
Body type.
Guys, I'm in body type B.
Body type B.
I'm sorry.
Here.
Body type B.
Body type B.
I want to be the worst I'm ever.
I wanted to be the...
I'm in, I'm in body type B.
Body type B.
I wanted to be the worst thing ever.
Mm-hmm.
I want someone with a wolf head screaming at you.
Get ready. Get ready. Let me tell ya. First person with blue hair to get in his hands on that clip.
It's over for me. It's over. It's over. I'm done.
Good run. Good run.
Cancelled forever.
Just kidding. Just kidding.
Go inside.
Inside. Go towards.
Just kidding.
What the fuck?
It was a good run. It was a good run.
It was a good run.
Good one.
Good one, Lassen.
Because you have a bobcat?
I have it on my part, Phil.
Man, we didn't kill anyone.
You killed two homeless people.
And a woman.
Fuck yeah.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen. Excellent, right?
All right, new map, new map alert, new map alert.
Yeah, yeah, that's annoying that the nature are just right in there.
I'm quite distraught, I'm quite disgruntled.
Let me see what's going on.
Let me see what's going on the map.
I
Know exactly what you do I
Know exactly what to do okay get your renegades
games. We're not going. We're not going
space for man are we? I can't tell you
it's a secret. I don't have any
really games actually. Get your
renegades. We're going in. I have no
space force. I mean no space force and
no renegades. You're gonna need a
long way to this one. You need a
long way to this one. Okay. I like
the maps. I have actually no long
range. I draw an Anvil.
You're fine. Get your Anvil.
That's right.
I
Sniper city
Wait, of course you need me to bring you a renegade
Have an aspirate
Wait you bring him one. I do not have an aspirate. No, I have 50 bands
I've got a Rimigate level one with your name on it. No, I have an handle. Okay
you
Woo!
Let's ride and gig!
Eeeeh!
Oh
Glowshee is your favorite man
No, man, I saw this fucking you ready to get rumbling no man
You're ready to rumbly
She was, she was, she was.
They're fucking renegades then.
Oh, Dingo, Dingo!
Pena, come up here, come up here. Get on this and then jump up here.
It's your turn.
We wait, someone else is gonna push that Pena.
Yeah, Pena. Jump up here and then jump up here.
We didn't there's the last guy. He's boys will call it out there. See we see him
Good
Why are we up here?
I'm out, just right here.
I'll tell you something.
I thought we were going to wait for them to push us.
Because that's what Cloaksy said.
To wait for another team to push them.
Oh yeah, yeah.
That's what we wanted.
We don't want to...
Are you just fucking spider to fuck off?
You know, we want to not be in the middle of two other teams, right?
We want to live.
She was like, come on up here.
There's some tactical strategy playing.
Pretty close, pretty close!
Oh, a tingle, a tingle!
I got one in the back!
Are you here?
I got one right there.
I got attacked by a guy in the house by me.
Guy in the house by me, to my north.
Another team's pushing!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Look under!
Hold another team in this house!
I need to make a point!
Hold another team in this house to my southeast.
I'm going back in my little...
I wanna fucking do these guys for fucking deals.
Good thing, good thing!
Thank you all for the battery and I can get rid of this renegade.
I'd tell that guy in the sleep if I don't have an handle.
I've got tons of fendt, tons of fendt!
And I've got two of the security key door things!
Oh, we're ducking boys.
Did that one?
Did you lose that one?
They're fighting.
They're fighting.
Yeah, they were fighting.
Oh, two down.
They're fighting like crazy.
I have a tip.
There's no end to it.
Go on, go on.
Ben.
It's all over the place.
Where are they?
Right under, right under.
There.
Right up there.
right under right under yonder yonder oh my god I found a tower I'm too
went down why the fuck are they looking at the perfect spot I've got the perfect
spot yeah actually why are they looking at us I see two of them are they close
What right here then one like right here
That push out oh, I see me up here. I see
Look what you want?
You know what in the head
George
moment
Oh
We should take your children take it where they was other ones. Yeah, I don't know. I need to go to the door
I was not looking to be fair.
I thought it was so fucking freaky here.
We're in camp.
Are we running?
Is this not broken?
No.
Oh. I got mine.
Goop, goop, goop!
Where's the goop at?
He's made noise.
I have a ready game so I'm not about to reset because it's broken but...
Where's the other...
I have two bends.
That's it.
We're missing bodies then.
Oh my god.
I thought that was something so I ran over it.
It was a bomb.
What is that? What is this a lock?
A fuel cell.
That, uh, that fuel cell?
That's for the puzzle right here.
Generator, up here.
Where's-
Did I give goop?
Where's all the goop at? I always see four people.
Um, it can spawn actually a lot of blueprints in there.
hmm we can find two more but sometimes there's one up at the very top
got it
no not up here
was that no oh
that was the battery
who?
hey
where's all the goop bag?
um anyone need a jolt mine blueprint nada wait peanut don't you need one oh
what he's never crafted anything he's all the goop bad oh that's a bomb
Jesus Christ.
She don't ever say that like that.
You see there should be more goob.
100%.
What do you have?
You did us on a stack. I slime so many jits that there should be stacks and racks here.
On my gang I ain't I ain't peeping nothing. It's a month
Yeah, we're honestly for real on God
Not no cat for sure. You did that ass. I'm okay. I'm not capping
It's dead ass dead ass tight shit
You're honest that this you be more she be more slimes here. I ran this block
I spawn this whole block pussy
I
said I said
I said I said
back at the other area
we were those those
they were homeless
I got a lot of C4 though
I got five
honestly I do
feel like I didn't really
get as much loot for what I
killed
you some granola
I
I actually don't see anyone either.
How many teams did we kill?
That was four?
Or we have to missing bodies.
They could have crawled.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
But instead of a bar, it's in balls.
And we're six.
Did you hear about this new granola, but instead of in a bar, it's in balls.
Yeah, man.
They called granola.
Oh my f- okay, really?
Well, you gibious dog.
When I'm carrying a heavy-ass battery and you shoot at me?
Oh my god.
I don't want you to get bugged.
Guys, I have two out of the four keys for long game.
I have two of the keys from this spot.
Did you get one too?
I've got reinforce deception and pilgrim speed.
I got an ancient...
You have an ancient fort?
Yeah, I got a good one for here.
You see one more?
We need reinforce reception, right?
Oh, I've got that!
We need to push this outside of that pilgrim's peak.
But we need radar after these.
Where's that?
Over yonder.
Should we go do it or no?
Wait, we only need one more battery to open the underneath for some goo.
That was the battery me putting it in to find this last battery now.
Refugee not Refugee.
What?
How could you have got your new hot fire bars on your new mixtape power?
We have to get the Raider Refugee.
I
Call me
Is he trying to tell you he's called a refuge
He
Worthy, we're seeing the loot. Do we even know where the loot is down there? No, we could we could go get it
No, it's just it's just buffed
It's just buffed loot. Yeah
Well on the whole map not just down there
There's no extra loot down there.
What the fuck is the point of doing that?
I mean there is still, but it's like on the whole map, but there's definitely better loot
down below I feel like.
I'm gonna go get a snack.
His granola talks made me hungry.
Wait, should we go get ready to rep your Z-Code or do we leave?
Squidward!
Good!
Hey, for the inside intel boys, hey, for the inside intel, I'm going to go to radar
Refugee get the code right
Wait word good
Hey for the inside scoop team
I'm gonna go get the code
Good luck
The two other codes with us
Yes, pre-recorded. That's why he's not reading chat. No, I just I just don't read your chats. Good sir because I hate you
I'm getting all the gear
Is why you dying?
Because I fell down into the secret tunnel
Okay
to be a long and treacherous path we sure that no team members want to join me on my
my venture. It could be rewarding, yet perilous.
It's honestly is a kind of a little weird that no one's out here.
That's weird.
I just got back.
Why is Peanut 500 meters away?
Because he's getting the other code.
Would you like to know, weather boy?
Wouldn't you like to know?
I'm, as the team leader, is doing something essential to the mission.
Hi, your dad.
You were stu- My dad's coming back on his own!
You were stuffing your face!
Steve Frost.
Oh my god, I haven't seen a single another flier by the way, or an extract being called
so it's a little sketchy, hmm, he's kind of peculiar, must be played lock eight which
It means there's probably snipers in here waiting for us to open the gate could also be that
I'm looking for the refugee key, but I don't see it
That's all do it. They probably put it in their ass. They could have put it in there. Who just got I mean I mean
I mean you have to buy you
Oh!
GAH!
There's right into a bluster or something like that.
You should just...
Or if they're shooting at you, you should just let them know that you have the others, like...
But they're in your pocket and you have...
You can help them.
Because we're just going to drop...
Oh, there's Clankett leaving alone?
Oh my God!
Get outta here, Clankett!
Get outta here!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my gosh, we are so spread out.
He's still kicking!
There's stuff underneath.
Yeah, I tried to go dumb over that's right robot pussy. That's right
They're fighting
We're fighting on it where you put in the keys
Well, let's get him
He's got right here me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness my shield is
I don't know I think so yeah, let's get out of here
I think they're sending him.
No, sir, wait, sir, I have two keys to my butt.
I've got two keys, sir.
Please, God!
Hey, I'm here.
Take him here.
No, I need you.
Damn it!
I'm shooting, man!
I got one.
I got one.
I am 350 meters out.
I'm going to go in.
Look, here.
Watch out.
Trappers glazed.
Dude, there's no way that everyone goes.
Everyone goes, why does Genji always throw when Peanut literally left, when Cloaksy left
to go get a snack?
So Cloaksy doesn't even know that Peanut's leaving, and so Peanut's off by himself completely.
Raiders refuge, our raider, up there.
I was about to fall to me.
I just think it's hilarious.
Creator, up there.
Oh, nice.
Oh, give me a push to your right, right here.
Okay.
Keep it closed.
Yeah, I do this.
Yeah, I do.
What was I?
Oh, oh shit.
Heck.
Oh no, trigger name.
Oh my, I don't know.
Love me, love me, love me.
No, no, no.
Be with me, be with me.
I think this is right.
I think this is right.
I'm vibing.
I'm vibing.
She's gonna be de-pipping.
She's de-pipping.
De-pipping.
Hey, you get a ride?
You get a ride?
Dude.
Dude.
I was literally right on the freaking trigger name.
I got the reds off, I should have spanned my knees.
I should have spanned my knees.
Peanut!
Peanut!
I said, I am going to, you were shoving your face with food.
So I'm like, I'm going to go get a little snack, right?
I come back from being a snack a minute and 20 seconds later.
You are 600 meters away. Not only that, you've died to fall damage!
And then I'm in the fucky to fighting the Lorax in the fucking trees!
They're in the trees!
Fucking goddammit!
Like I'm in a viennese war! Fuck!
Guys, guys, I think we should all settle down for a second, okay?
I think it's obvious what happened here.
Digi threw.
Now let's go to the next raid.
Let's make this one a good one.
Let's make this a good one.
Let's make this next one a good one.
That was my last survivor!
Excellent, Rage! Excellent, Rage!
Dude, those guys were ass-to-man!
I'm not gonna lie to you, I am quite disgruntled by the outcome of that, Rage.
That, we were destined for greatness.
We were destined for greatness!
until Genji made me jump off the church and die.
Good going, good going.
Dude, next time I hope you actually,
oh wait, I mean, in game, I'm sorry.
What?
What are these comms?
What are we talking about?
What are we talking, what are these comms?
You hear this lady?
I have no more smokes.
I said in game.
Oh
Word
We're out to the homies in the streets on that one
She's so many C4. I should put down to the homies himself blockade on that one
Hmm
All through that plan later when I've got more time to read
All right. Well, I
Am poor but we can we can
You can try again
What about that?
I instantly killed that guy close, that guy gets a df but just starts tunneling me.
He didn't upgrade the Renegade? All my fucking god.
Dude, I went to upgrade the Renegade and you know when you have too many weapons to just select some random weapon?
I just spent all my shit on a random gun.
Perfect. No, not him!
I'm poor!
Good.
Okay.
Alrighty then.
Whatever you say
There we go someone sell
Cycle this one like you do. Oh
My god, I was doing it again. Oh my god
Hey guys, all right, get your best kid on word where this next wave is gonna go ten times better
I guarantee it. You know, there is no way you have another good kid
Yes, I do. I've got plenty of stuff. I'm goop to the teeth.
How do you have all that stuff when you literally die eight hours straight?
I'm the LeBron James of Arc Raiders. That is how I present so much goop within my inventory.
That is how I do it.
the team leader must aggregate his
goop for this next venture.
So I bring the codes in.
Yeah, probably.
By this way, it's gonna be harder now that everybody knows where we're going.
So get ready for never miss McGee coming over the ridge and actually rail us.
I can't wait!
Sounds like so much fun!
It could be a sweet little treat.
By now, we ride!
If your team is with you, you'll be okay.
But you know the problem is you left when the Cloaksy went AFK and so then I felt like
I am not taking responsibility for Cloaksy 15 minutes deeper.
Oh I'm hungry.
Cloaksy we're in the middle of the rain you fat bitch!
You are literally, I got dino nuggies so I'm happy.
Holy shit.
No way.
No way.
No way.
I got dino nuggies.
I don't know these I think you were shoving your fucking fat-ass
But with food that I got before the screams. I knew this might happen. I came prepared
You never come prepared. Yes. I do. Yes. I do
This drink a liter of pineapple juice for our meeting tomorrow. Oh fuck. Yeah, wait. I gotta get on that shit
Maybe you do come prepared
Oh
I thought it's cranberry juice. Oh, no, that's cranberry juice is to um
What's cranberry juice do again
Wait, no cranberry juice or something near your ass
Oh
Cranberry juice is for UTIs when you piss and blood and come on
Fuck yeah, I hate when that happens me too me too. Oh my goodness. It's annoying
kid
That's been happening recently. I think I'm just low on cranberry juice. Yeah, the cranberry juice reserves are low
Better get those up
Vince kidney stones, I don't know if it does that I see I've always thought that if I had it what I might enjoy it I
I don't know about you dude, but I feel like that sensation would be unique and
Just because of that it might just be a slight bit enjoyable. You know what?
Whenever you try something new it's always a little fun. It's new
Hey, dingy
Thank you
Oh
They heard so bad dude
There are probably a million videos online of dudes sticking shit down their hole
There is absolutely no way it hurts that bad
Let's ride
I
Or so I've heard or so I've heard
Or so I've heard or so I've heard I've seen I think
I think countless videos do not send me those links
no do not send me those links you can see me those links I can stay far away from
so I know what's links not to go to thank you thank you thank you you guys
You guys never get curious or something
This guy sticks it. Yeah, one of these two guys doing with this jar. Yeah, what the hell what are they up to?
Why is the jar glass? We just got right there. Okay, I have a vent
Oh, they're that close close I
I see my team right here oh, I missed
Oh good, oh good. Oh my dingle. Oh my dingle. Oh my dingle. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die a horrible violent death
No!
Wrapper right here, Wrapper right here, on me.
Hey look.
I'm so dead.
I'm here, I'm here.
It doesn't work.
This guy's the loner on me.
Oh!
Oh my, he got me, he got me, he got me.
This is what I can do.
Oh my god.
He's got one, he's got one.
What do I hear, watch out.
I'm here, I'm here.
He's executing me.
He's executing, he's executing me.
Right there, right there.
He's executing.
Oh.
Oh my god, I have no idea what just happened right there.
Rattler once, huh?
Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Rattler once.
I-I kill the only-
Fuck you, sir!
All of us.
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent, babe.
I'm ready to ask what the fuck am I doing?
Rattler once.
I I've lost all my renegades and I'm depressed and have AIDS
Yep, I'm pretty kidding. Yeah, I see we do a free kit and get all our stuff back. What do you think?
We have quick boys we have quick we are time
You guys are cooking
I'm sorry, I just can't help but throw constantly.
That's okay.
That's okay.
We'll get it next time, Tiger.
We'll get it next time.
That makes you more poor than me.
Not possible.
I will have you know I have over a million dollars,
space dollars in assets.
Let's ride!
Apollo here. Gate still standing, Raider. You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley.
Look for construction signs and coals. My previous crew came with a heavy fire before they could finish up.
I got a stitch in here. What you guys got?
Oh, Ratmuffero. We got the trifecta. We can do this.
Never back down, never wonder!
Always give up. Like I always do every game.
Never give up!
No, it's always give up, peanut.
Let's ride!
Oh, she would have activated the card to the north-west.
We got our first victim.
Did I got double C forward? I'm just...
Foxy, what are you fucking doing? Get your butt over here!
He's got to be the car over yonder ain't no way down there. Hey, no way
Where'd they go?
There's no there's tangos down here, they've got to be this car
I'm over here.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's right here. I found him.
Hi.
Got him!
Nice.
You fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
You're not getting this.
You're a bit of poop.
There's one guy.
There's his teammate.
He has baby.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Not too shabby boys.
Not too shabby.
You guys baited me.
You guys got a finita three.
Ain't no washing in the chat.
We're getting high for men three.
Yes.
Yes we are.
The bar cannot be lower right now.
see I have AIDS. I bet it's Hooligans are over here.
That's on the rock and tear. Rock and tear, smock and tear.
He won't harm us.
Gotcha.
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Where where?
Tables over yonder! Tables over yonder!
Right, I'm on the terrace.
F**k it!
She first, she first!
She got me!
I think I see one over there, yonder as well.
I'm gonna push up a little bit.
On, yeah.
Back, peanut, peanut, back, right on...
It's good job!
Meet the gangster behind him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This should be free, free left, so, free left.
I'm peanut there is a rocket here on you right now
Oh
We don't want to let me get thirsty. I mean we want to throw something cracked again crack the other one right here
Well, they take a sense you know what he owns it
You
I
Which way coach I'm going in
The edges on a shadow
I have no heals, but I'm going to do the best I can
Back one again. This is it
That's another one
I'm going in. I'm backside, but I'm one
John
Peanut, there is a rocket here on you
I need to back them on you, Peanut
One down, one down
Hey, top of the hill now
Back to the top of the hill, Peanut
Right there
He's broke, he's broke
One's right there as well
That guy's cracked. That guy's cracked. He got one.
Cut him up!
Other ones, other ones top of the hill. One.
Other ones rockin' here. I can't pop out.
He's still hurt.
He's still hurt.
I've hit him three times now.
Okay, good luck.
Good thing you're good, Brad. Good bluesy.
You think you're going Mr. Silly?
I see what you have there. Here he is.
None of them! None of them!
Cut him up!
I got him!
Oh, no!
I'm gonna get away! I'm gonna get away!
I'm gonna get away! I'm gonna get away!
In the basement?
In the basement?
Oh my god, I'm instantly dead.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Sir, so hold on now.
If you kill me you'll never learn my secret.
Oh, excellent, mate.
Excellent, mate.
Dude, no way there were three men jerking each other off in the basement below us while fighting that team.
What are we talking about? What are we doing?
I lost my bobcat.
I lost my little limb.
Okay, I didn't take any bobcat.
In the game, of course. In the game, of course.
Huh?
Mmm, botherly. Dammit.
Well, lock-kate is over.
But that's okay. We'll return to it next time.
Let's do a free kid. I can't afford another kid.
I'm already ready for a free kid.
Don't you see a serendipitous spot for us?
This one.
That's right.
Somehow that was Jinji's fault.
That's true.
That was not that six and now you're speaking my language. Now you're speaking my language
If you miss you miss you Pia doesn't seem working much anymore. Do I ever see you use that tech in a while?
You should boot it back up
So we're talking about so I can piss out my ass like my robot on the group
I'm gonna have to do a talk.
Think of you guys better by being you.
Thank you so much.
Godspeed, thanks for the two games.
I appreciate you, my boy.
Ah, dry!
That was clonksy that aggro'em last time!
That was CLUXY that algorithm last time.
No, that was not him.
Me?
Yes, it was.
I saw my old two eyes.
In no way.
Yes, it was.
I made him yellow, but then I hid.
Oh, jeez.
And that bitch.
I'm going to fight this team and then fuck them.
The master plan.
What guns you guys got?
What are we rockin'?
A Stitcher.
Cozy?
What do you have?
I got a Stitcher.
I got the Ratla.
Ha ha.
Dana's dying first.
Mmmmm.
You all have you know there's two extra bullets in the Ratla now?
Like it makes a difference.
It does make a difference.
It's the Dumaida.
I don't know.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die.
I thought we were coming to fight this scene.
What's the-
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
I'm in there, what the fuck?
I think.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Why is it?
Ah.
What the hell?
I hate this game.
Okay, I'm inside, I'm fine.
You coach you what team are you talking about?
I was gonna go fight the team today that fun that secure for that security breach now
Then we were like a minute late
Oh boy, I'm gone by now
We're reacting a minute late
We need to get to group power stat. Yeah, I'm running
Guys I have a problem
But I can't get to you
on me. If you go to the underground location right now, yeah. Underground location. Guys.
That's French location. Like where I'm at right now? That's Italian. It should be a
zip all the way down. No that's French. Wait, this is it? I thought this was a
Oh, I see, wait, no?
This is not...
It doesn't take you to the bridge under area, but it takes you down to the very bottom so
you can just run away from the passion.
No, the zip line does take you to the bridge area.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it does.
I just did it today.
There's three stops on the zip line, the bottom and then the two up top.
Great.
Wait.
That's good to know, actually.
Oh, a little tidbit of wisdom and guidance from the TV, do you got it?
Uh-oh.
It, okay.
I had a bastion on me three wasps and two hornets. I'm just losing my lines
Who do we go actually fuck I'm already here
400 meters away from you guys
for your silent retrients or at whispering boom.com for your shouting retreat. Whatever your
dream. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm back. I'm back. What are we doing? What are we doing?
What the hell was that? You're coming. Dude. I want the three to one of these guys. Oh my god. Now
they see you. Oh no. Oh no. Setting it. Setting it. Setting it. Setting it. Setting it. Setting it.
Oh
You guys left me retreat retreat and I don't have any fence because it's a free kid
Retreat okay, I'm just leaving this game. I'm not
what I'm still alive
Adam, that's all right, all right, all right
I'm behind the screen
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ready?
I'm cheating
What?
I don't know how to play this game
Oh, okay, you gotta stop listening to the chat
Join me in the conference, gentlemen
Join me in the conference room
This situation is getting dire
The situation is getting out of hand gentlemen we need to pack it up here. We need to pack it up
Yeah, that guy was full health. I slid on him like he was fucking just no
I know I hit him like four times with the rat in the chest. Oh
Then yeah, he had to have had a purple shield then yeah most likely yeah purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you use God
Oh my god
That was an excellent throw.
I should have sat on the heady, man. I should have sat on the heady.
Well, I already had the idea of shooting me even on the heady. I don't know how they were doing that.
I'm not joking if you don't have a bobcat I wouldn't that I think that's what I was thinking
that's exactly what I was thinking if that guy if that guy didn't have a bobcat would
ripped him in the safe easy.
That was on Cozy, that's what I'm thinking, that's what I'm thinking.
Honestly, that one was kind of close, he's bald.
That one was kind of close, he's bald.
By the way, I was coming up the zip line and I started getting an ad for like LushBlooms.com
or something.
That's where I had to stop.
I love that website.
I don't know where it was coming from, I just closed down my Hoosie!
I haven't touched my browser in like, four hours!
Hmm.
Dude, I instantly killed two of them with that fucking, that name's the same.
LLLEGGHHH!
DRIVE!
I hit the sat on the head and then sprayed and then reloaded and sprayed.
Oh, I gotta wrap the... I'm worthless.
Hey, is this not nighttime?
It should be nighttime!
Is it nighttime?
It is so bright out.
Well, this is not nighttime.
Well, it's daytime!
Yeah.
You accidentally queued today?
Mmmmmm... baby.
Considering it's day, I'd say it's highly likely.
Considering you're a bitch.
I see me got no bitches.
I don't know. I'll have to run the numbers on that. I don't know if that adds up, but
But thank you sir. Thank you sir
No weapon box some stuff with the rattler
Oh nice tech indeed.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
A horn on me, sure they'd miss it.
Boom, by the gods, by the gods.
Uh, if you get that sucky, blocky, blind hooligan right there, and it turns around with a double
tech, look back at it.
I thought you were going in this building, am I wrong about that?
I thought you were going in this building, am I wrong about that?
I thought you were going in this building. Am I wrong about that?
No, we went in the building and then we put some nids in.
I put it in.
Dude, it's Clank and Shady out here!
You coming? Oh, wait.
Oh my God!
We're so dead. Yeah, I go to snitch, just hornet.
We're fucking dead.
fucking dead and I'm dead okay well we son well we son I'm out of ammo oh thank
you sir thank you sir like you're that hey you might get you out of time oh did
he's really dead
wait you guys they might be coming to you I'm 26 boss they can 25 I'm 16 both
Don't you worry, Gigi, we're coming to revenge you.
Don't you worry.
Oh, I see them right here.
Oh, nice.
Got the ammo for a Koopa?
I bless you. Oh my god, that was not good. We're dead.
And... Oh, I got one of them!
Why is he...
He mean-mugging me?
I have four bullets.
There's me mugging me!
Let me show you a thing or two.
There's two of me hard stunts,
show them how it's done,
show them, give them the business.
I got them?
One right here, one right here,
one right here, right here!
Keep pinging.
Oh, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping!
Raider, over here.
Raider, over there.
Oh Raider.
He's out of my sight, I can't see him.
Oh no, no, no!
Dude, I made it one though! I made it one!
Good work!
Dude, I made it one!
Help!
I used all my ammo! I used all my ammo on the fucking arc!
They let those bitches off with a little warning.
Good morning, gentlemen, excellent raid.
All right, okay, all right, we'll go night time.
We'll go night time and re-kit and we'll dominate the map.
Yeah.
Let's ride.
We're gonna get a good goop.
There we go.
Did you ready?
I'm good about this one.
I'm too good about this one.
I feel like something in the air.
Something in the air.
Tell me this one's gonna go pretty good.
Did you feel that?
You feel that?
I'm feeling it.
Did you feel it?
Did you feel it?
I'm feeling it.
You feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
Subscribe!
Let's cool off on the Genji Jokes Channel!
Let's cool off on the Genji Jokes Channel!
I don't even know why I read my chat.
Let's cool off on the GG jokes boys. Let's cool off. Let's cool off on the GG jokes enemy.
I love Ragebaton as much as the next guy, but let's cool off a little. Let's cool off a little.
Let's cool off a little. Let's cool off a little. Let's cool it down a little bit.
And now Chad's saying I'm crying. Oh my gosh.
I get that chat every day. I get that chat even when you're not sleeping.
Dude, I need to buy some fake tears so I can actually cry.
Uh, be good.
I'm a lit.
You know?
Then chat will feel really bad, but then you're not actually crying.
Dude, if they want me to stop complaining, maybe they should stop complaining about my gameplay.
They could just as much as I do.
Let's ride!
Sometimes you got a weird amount of...
Oh, nice, so frat the...
Oh, my game pros?
NOOOOO!
Why are you running right here?
Oh
Unreal Engine Crash
Which is stated what is this anything?
It says unreal engine has a
Pioneer crash report, I think I'm a pioneer
I think that means I invented any incompatibilities no no no so I last time when it said it was
it compatible with the DMA engine or whatever I just updated DMA oh yeah now the DMA engine
doesn't have issues good thinking good thinking good thinking I don't even know what a DMA
I
Just says that I need it when I play our craters. It beats me beats me. I don't know
Could be anything
Thank you, thank you
Oh
You know I use default text for everything we do my default text go back
We demand they're fighting that's across map
As we get to goop tower stack. Yeah, I hate fighting in the swamp. I can never see no one I
I feel like Shrek, first yonder.
Follow me, Clue.
Why is it a little quiet out here?
here. Yeah, true. Quiet. Why do you think that you think that's all about huh? Yeah,
I heard a bomb to the east.
Quiet.
Is that the suicide of Franka?
Oh, you know what? That could be what it is. That could be what it is. Like that
one on blue gate. Uh huh.
I have a rattler. Yeah, I've got a rattler too. We're going to die. Why are you gone?
Huh? What? What gun you got? I have the kettle. Very nice. Who's going to waste all
I am on clickers to get in the die
Let's go right here
come up with strike oh my dingle what are you now taking situation you were
quite the pit you got hit by a pop they went inside
this team is gonna hate this
but
how was that?
ok we're gonna have to
the team is gonna be a bot
GOOOOOOOD
wait team bot
no no come on
you go back
see these guys?
there's another guy
there's another guy
oh oh oh
wait wait wait
it's right down there
it's right down there
it's right down there
The leaper just went up there with them
Wait bro
This could be serendipitous
The leaper is up there with them
Oh my gosh
time to walk
I should get to the top boys he's in he's in there
Christ
Fuck you guys good luck be with that bitch boy
I'll ride
I've got a bomb
He's right here. Oh my goodness. He's right here on me
Hey.
Oh.
He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna.
Yeah, go die.
I mean, his name is gonna die.
Fuck.
He went right.
He went right over there.
I think there's two down that way.
Come on, James!
Hey, yeah, nice to meet you.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, there's one on the door!
Oh!
Oh!
Did you do one shot there?
One shot right there.
I'm dead!
He's right here. He's so hurt. He's healing right now.
Who's your other people? We get dead.
I got it.
What?
Hey, nobody inside? I think.
Yeah, he's still in the game.
Oh, ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a!
He was one. He was one.
Oh, my good guy. Oh, my good guy.
You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead.
Get out of him!
Nice!
Get out of here! Stop back!
They threw a jolt mine or something.
She lay there. She think you're dead.
Gotcha.
Dude, this is the funniest shit I think I've heard from your chat, okay?
Oh, okay, play it on me.
Pidgey is as good as a spotter.
What's it? I don't know what that is.
A spotter?
Is this all term?
No.
Is this sports term?
I'm actually dying. That's hilarious.
That actually got me. That was funny.
That was good.
The spotter that flies in the sky, peanut.
Oh!
Because I was spotter.
I
Was spawning these people out for you, you know
I'd be a meeting call
I'm almost out of ammo
I'm not what the spiders still down there who do them around
He's jumping on someone as we speak.
I don't think Mr. Spider jumps to jump, does he?
I jump to jump.
So what's stopping Mr. Spider from jumping to jump?
Yeah, I mean, kind of dumb and stupid.
But what about the spider?
What about the spider?
I think the spider is jumping to jump.
I don't know if he is jumping to jump, clubsy.
I think jump is jump.
I don't know if he's jumping to jump, Mr.
Clubsie. I'm not going to lie to you.
Busy.
You're jumping to jump.
I don't think he's just jumping to jump, Mr.
Clubsie.
You see, he's busting to bust.
You're going to say now, he's busting to bust.
I must be a BUS!
I
Mean he died he killed himself to kill himself
Maybe that bus was just too good
That's the way I want to go out
Must be nice
Gang
We're taking a little peep outside to the Northeast. Yep
Wait is the
Bombardier
What is right there?
Okay, I got a bomb. I don't have a bomb cat. I have a kid
We are the free kid. It was those one team, you know everyone that I killed
What we said I had a whoever is typing in her chat I have three bobcats is an idiot
An idiot for telling the truth coaxie I highly doubt that okay
We those hoodums go there while this rock
With the three scallywags will be under I think they ran down to test and I said died
Good. Fuck those guys.
Yeah.
What a slave!
Damn, Battlegrounds is not the move. It's not the move.
No one's here.
I'm looking to kill. I'm looking for murder.
Good kid thing, huh?
Oh, shit.
Nice shot.
Good work.
with those shots you guys the shots coming from the southeast you see that
shots coming from the northwest as well aims time to swamp might be sure I
don't know fucking oh I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same shots and
those came from the southeast I saw him travel I heard some shots of this wall
No, that's just peanuts toilet blowing up after he used it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Are we the rate?
They're actually right here.
Where?
Where are you?
It's just spiders.
He's pissing somebody.
Yeah, don't press that.
Yeah.
No, I'm not going to press it.
You're too close.
You're too close.
You know, don't get too close.
How do you mind this, Doctor?
You have you have my ass or in it
He's gone down down down. No, no, it's not that was cozy
Make sweet since you're a lovely there
Any fight each other you're fighting each other
I'm gonna get him get him get him get him get him get there's too much you on that body some right right here
hit one oh shit oh my goodness
oh my god what's that what's that
oh take that! take that! I like that! I like that! I like that!
it is my house! it is my house!
get out of here!
she's in
nice let's go
gotcha
little bit of food, little bit of food
are these free kids?
they look pretty poor, I don't have the free kids though
oh no, this is not free kids
are you sword spout?
what the fuck?
what?
This is the most geared guy I've seen.
Let me see, let me check it let me check it.
You got a Tempest and a bobcat.
I'm gonna be holy, this is right, Tempest.
Hey, Koshy, oh my god oh my god oh my god.
Oh my god!
What?
Oh my god!
TAKE US! TAKE US! TAKE US!
COSY, QUICK IT OFF THE BODY!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Why do none of my guns have ammo in them?
COSY, watch out behind you, watch out!
QUICK IT!
GET OFF THE BODY QUICK!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
OH!
OH!
HOLD THE BALL! HOLD THE BALL!
QUICK IT OFF THE BODY!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
QUICK IT!
Why don't you just say that?
I have an idea hold on hold on oh I have a really good idea
He's going, going, going!
Who's it?
You see him?
Do you got eyes?
Here, take this.
I, I growed the leaper on them.
Get rid of the rattler on your back.
I'm looking.
I see one right here.
Right here.
Let's bring the axe back.
No way!
There's another team on me, another team, another team!
There's another team! Ryan does!
Oh, it's okay!
There's a...
Yeah, no
Yeah, yeah
Mr.. Spider's going crazy
Got
Behind I got to get you
You're really not able for a goop like a reward in a way and shit, whatever.
I only have heavy and light.
What do you need?
Goopa, can you use some line ammo if you've got the extra?
Thank you, Goopa.
I need medium ammo ASAP.
I see one right on me, right on me.
Broke him, broke him.
Stop him!
You little sissy.
Get out of here, Kaka.
There's more. There's more.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Get back here, Mrs. Ali!
Is that you guys that hill? Is that you guys that hill?
J.I. just healed. I just healed.
I'm very gloop.
This guy was PACKIN'!
This guy's ginormous!
Thank you!
We need your gloop!
Oh.
Oh!
oh oh oh there's there's medium ammo there's still there's still I got some
over there's so bad oh I got down to them on there on the other team but they
probably got reset oh my
ah dude jabby boys that's dude jabby
you're so stupid there is another team here you idiot we really yeah I was
I don't know I thought you're done I don't know what was it with the ad they
were on the fucking the blue silos was that what's it was I know I'm having the
uh oh the fuck take your time don't hurt yourselves the blue dumpster the
blue dumpsters on it stand back all head of these roofians
you're in big trouble now pal you came to the wrong neighborhood but the
technically died to the other team
No tingles in the blue dumpsters
Or if he no tangles on the blue dumpsters
I down to them up there this guy fall this guy right here
This guy's good. Oh, it's guys good. This guy's good
Oh my god, the extract closed, holy shit.
Every other extract is closed except for this one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, we gotta go.
Holy crap, man.
I am back.
Perfect.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet treat.
That's perfect. What a sweet delight. What a sweet treat.
Well, Christmas miracle for us.
Because it's water.
It's just thirsty water.
Are we jumping down or?
Um, I don't know what you're fast as way.
Actually, we could go down here, couldn't we?
Per maybe.
Honestly, we might just have to fucking run through.
Yeah, we're gonna have to run through because we're gonna have to avoid the bus and it's kind of this
Yeah, yes
Hug hug this side though
Because there's a rocket here a lot that's your dad
You got the Bobcat right here. I'm good
And this is the biggest group rate of even though they're only like got a tempest to
Mm-hmm. I've got a patras on it. I got a patina one. There's a bob cab one.
I get mine to renegade good raid. Let's celebrate!
Oh, nice.
Oh, for he's a Dolly Goodfellow! For he's a Dolly Goodfellow!
Good work out there, team.
I
Let's
Nice
You got two Toro twos
Who tore old twos? Oh
I got a Toro for
Condurgillations
I'll trade you two Toro twos for one Toro for
No.
Okay.
Alrighty then.
It's only eleven out of a hundred and thirty bucks, so you'd have to fix it a few times.
Oh my god, space users is right there.
I'm just on Acro, you know?
That's a stupid industry, you take that deal?
That's a damn good deal!
Uh, that other team could have ran here.
They reset, by the way.
Yeah, per maybe, I bet you they're waiting on us.
Yeah. Come on in.
You're keeping the shadows.
Waiting for the moment to strike.
Get aggroed.
No, that was me.
What?
Because I'm up top.
I'm scared.
Oh my god, we trapped the same one.
Got it!
Of course, you are all your inventory starts filled up.
Yeah.
You have any space?
Good job, ammo.
I have two sacks of ammo. Is that you two?
I repeat.
I heard that?
No, no, that was not me.
I didn't aggro anything else. I'm hiding in a box.
like not a box I'm hiding in a building a shack
Meow
it might be here
here's your pass
oh she's
she's
meow
You while we going so fucking fast fellow, you think you're funny don't you think you're funny you put this in your inventory bids
Oh, shit
They're kind of backfired, but you get you get the point fuck you fuck you pussy. How are you dad said?
No, go go
got the loss of our coach
I want to see if the security breaches up
but it's top three of wasn't
gain on you
do I press the button or no
Okay, I'm going.
Meow!
Okay.
All right.
What do you think they wanted then?
Fuck you.
Meow!
Uh, how did that-
I guess they could've just-
Inslee ranes or something.
Well, they can't use a hatch, so...
Oh
She quick take this
Who's he quick quick quick take this quick?
You are
Oh, yeah
Oh, I was even in the circle. Yeah shit. I'm it
That's your battle yeah, how many senior burgers do you eat yesterday?
last night I ordered a ginger wait wait don't pop it don't pop it do you hear
ginger ginger I over wait
last I ordered two double meat patties and a large fry and a large coat from
one of long is who's absolutely divine absolute vibe the whores that my
I saw if we saw the next day.
We're incomprehensible, but it's worth every bite.
Oh, there's a lot of people.
We did pretty good.
That was a good read.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We did pretty good, team.
Good work.
I got goop.
And I didn't share any with peanut this time.
Good work.
There we go, we'll sell that, that right there, this right there, that right there, sell this, like this too, and put that right there, put this over yonder, put that right there, put this right there, then we'll repair this bad boy, then I'm going to bring in an anvil, get a medium kit ready, I've got a serendip with this red plant front.
I made you kit
Another free kid. It's the only thing working
Yeah, fuck I just prepared it instead of updating it damn it. Yeah, I'm doing a free camp peanut. We do another free kid
It's only that word. I like an hour straight a
free kid
Yeah, I
Suppose you can do one more. Let's ride
might smell you hot sleep if you were getting cheated on by she's turns
Yeah, just good at all. Oh
Miss A. B. K. Mr. Coyle
Good man. Good man
And mr. Soul Reaper. What good man good a man
Good lad. He's good. I'll let you die
Appreciate you boys. He wouldn't see anything. It's not now. Let's run
I have you dead or five minutes late.
Hey
We have we we survived one raid that's our bar our bar is damn battlegrounds time to make it to we have no other bar
Time to make it to our bar is the only damn battlegrounds
The crafty the crafty one
There are people shooting up here by the way
Another cake up
Right yeah
You ready to go crazy closey
I'm a feral
You ready to go wild I'm ready to go wild you ready to go absolutely insane
Feel insane
That skin is terrible peanut. Yeah, take it. Are you kidding me? This is the coolest skin in the game
I'm like a hockey player whatever the shit whatever the shit
Yeah, but you're so like big
You rat bastard now my screen is locked under the guy. Oh my god. Oh my god
My screen is locked on to the guy you got that book. I think I fixed it
Yeah, it's a new button by the way
Perfect. What is your dream a breach of breach of breach are you sure?
There's dead people in the breach room there's tons of dead people. Oh
Wow
And this radio still friends other
Heal up, heal up, heal up, bottom of the stairs.
Into the, into the grouse?
Yeah, yeah, in the, in the right attack room.
Gotcha, yeah.
You see the there up top?
Do that.
You take height?
I'm going up.
He might be on the stairs, he might be on the stairs in front of you peanut.
Gotcha, yeah.
I'm gonna be directly under, directly under PNF, go drop them on the windowsill, go do the floor seat, go do the floor seat
I'm popping it open for real fella
They back blue?
I don't know, dude, there's some dirt, I literally heard them heal
They go up there, you know, we would've heard them right?
We would've heard them, yeah, I hear nothing
There's aggro southeast
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Benz, Benz, Benz, 14 under me, 14 under me.
I'm gonna come up there.
I just gotta see for it.
You guys, these guys are Omega-chitted, Omega-chitted.
I'm gonna go to the stairs, I'm gonna go to the stairs and hold them there.
Yeah, what are you trying to do with the names?
Well, again, I'm firing right here.
That guy's one shot on my marker.
You don't think you got him?
Run now, you piece of shit!
Front door was one, front door was that way.
Oh yeah.
He's on you, he's on you!
They're not teams!
He was front, he was front, he was so low.
Get your job going, I'm going.
He's on you, he's on you.
Team across!
Oh my gosh, there's a road!
He's getting away!
Dude, there's a whole other team.
Nice word
It's like it's it's like it's it
She literally they're dying up there one just fell down one just died
You're fucking fuck you
Rock and oh he's running away. He's running away
I
Was a fairly good though that I get you lose the fact you're so I'm gonna do me Cowabunga mr. Burd peanut butter
Love your steams. I'm not brash out so let's keep it up
So right here, thank you, baby. He's right there if you have a need I'm goopin. Oh, yeah, there's to dead
If there's two dead on the bridge to get to the back to the Bastion I'm rich and there's one dead down below
Oh
No dummy dummy. I'm freaking. We need to get the people from
I got a bit of it before the hill they hit me. I was made. I hit was my name
There is a guy down below to our left he ran away
Oh
I'm so dead.
I'm not.
Guys, should we push up the ladder and come in the rear?
What do you think?
Yeah, I think it's only one up.
I wanted to fucking do that guy.
I didn't have a chance.
He's still on break, still on break.
Hold on.
Another team, another team, and uh, back low.
Right here, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Mr. Crumbs!
Oh no, you know, another team on my marker.
He's one fucking guy, man.
I've seen it. We have to...
I've seen past Mr. Krabs.
Oh my god.
Oh, he missed.
I gotta go. I gotta do a whole flaky on him.
Go through the maintenance wing.
Oh my goodness.
I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
Bastion to reset it's battery says I can lose this go go go there was guys with vents we lose the other guy
There's another fashion now. I'm going in yet. You're alone
They're gone
Yeah, Peter in smoke good good. They're looting it smoke in smoke right here. There's two dead bodies. They're looting it
I have no needs
We should be pushed back up with you back
I
Maybe we're faster faster faster zaga right here
Who ate some syrupy charges?
I don't know
Maybe
Oh dingle
Okay, well, all right
Good my series on your eyes. We go all the way out here. Do the loop. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I need a loop. Yeah
I thought peanut needed help. Yeah, I think I would have there's a thousand of them
I see multiple dead tangos on the bridge on the starboard bow
Get a deep it deep it. You doubt it one died again. I'm firing. I double-fired
May be burning I'm bringing one. I'm burning two of them going on
Another one two down two down
There's a whole team on you
He did my poopy my shit eat my shit, oh my gosh
Oh
Yeah
No, no, I need to get behind the wall
I got one right here
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Hey. Hey. Hey, who the hell is this guy?
Get out of here
North east you north east you get out of here. Thank you
That's your good. I'm going I mean that's the same that's the same as the fucking oh
Yeah, one step one down over here. Just know that I think you killed the boys
I
Think what you think yes, okay one sound one sound. I think you killed this boy. He's gonna be the little Dorae the door
I saw these
Yeah, you take this you this but they were there take that it's a re-injector
They're dead in that room let's go up the stairs let's go to the stairs as we go back and do another little loop
Yeah
My shield's broken.
It was stuck between Mr. Krabs and a couple of hard men!
Aw man, are you...
I need to find a free kit. I have no shield.
Oh my god.
I have a copy right there.
Oh my god.
That was just a name.
That was broken, broken, broken.
Oh, I mean, if you go upstairs, I have...
Holy shit.
Hold on to me.
Oh my god.
Yeah
Too quick gotta be quicker than that. My boy
Has there always been two bashings here?
Yeah, they see the bomb in here no much
Yeah, that's what I thought
There's people shooting here right?
Yeah
Wait, wait, what's that?
What's that right there? Oh my god
I'm kind of stuck
I can't believe you got dead
We need that to reset so we can climb the fucking ladder man
I
They were fighting
I'm coming up coming
You go go go hours are so many clankers. They're in there. They're in there. Yeah, I'll handle them stand back
What if we go up and loot a little bit?
Oh, he's right here, he's right here!
There he is, there he is!
Got him, he's dead!
He's stupid!
Oh my god, there are two handsome men right on the zipline.
I'm dead and he's broke, he's broke.
Oh, died!
I did
I can't even get him to have me shot with a
We're back!
Fuck you, you piece of shit, go to hell!
Oh my fucking god!
Go, go, go!
Holy shit!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
This is it!
This is our moment!
Bro, that, uh, you know, that live thing
I didn't even see him. I just sprayed your life thing.
Fuck yeah.
That life thing was fucking insane.
Little bit of poop.
Little bit of poop.
I got loads of finch and all, if you need anything.
Specific words you need specifically finch and all.
Dude, this guy has six traps.
What?
I
Wouldn't go to bridge there's probably nothing there
We've got so many people up there
No, there's probably nothing up a probably good to just stay down there and keep watch. Let me know if you see anything
See I'm down there keep it makes it makes it no take no take over
Can you look at you guys on the stairs yet? I don't know. I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Oh
There's two guys up on the stairs
Oo.
Oooo.
Goop goop goop.
Oo.
Ooooooo.
Ooooooo.
Ooooooo.
Ooooooo.
Oh my fucking god oh oh
Oh my
Oh my
Get out of here
What?
There's people in base that you didn't hear that?
No I just shot them that was me
10 minutes you're not there I repeat 10 minutes
This is an osprey one of the most broken.
Uh...
Yeah, what do you got?
I got hot T-Penet.
What?!
Oh, that's quite sublime!
Boop, boop, boop!
Thank you. Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh...
Oh
Not a goop for fella. Yeah, what do you got you got trade?
Osprey one
That's all you got to trade
Yes
All right, well, all right.
Yeah, the sleep.
Oh, hold on.
Wait, did you loot all these guys?
Like all the guys on the far end too?
I looted like four guys on the bridge.
You looted these guys, right? All of them?
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not joking. That line thing, if you didn't do that, I just, holy fuck, that was insane.
There's one of the many abilities of the team leader.
Now hold up now, hold your horses down closer. I got a little bit more grouped again.
It's a little bit more.
It's a little more.
Oh.
Oh.
There's fire.
What?
Did you lose this hat?
Oh, did you do G? Hi, Gigi.
Hello, Genji!
Oh, first season, jolly good fellow, first season, jolly good fellow!
Alright, see you later, Genji.
See you later.
By the way, I traded all my ammo out.
For a go.
What?
Why do you do that?
To get ready.
I'm fat as shit. I'm not regenerating stamina. Not even a little bit.
I'm a chunky monkey.
You're coaxing. Why are you going so fast?
You're going so fucking fast.
Why are we going so fucking fast?
Hello?
Nyaaaww, Nyaaaww
The pass you once I throw this bitch in a maximum overdrive!
Nyaaaww
What you got there?
What you got there?
I got a tempest
What's another thing?
This?
A Stitcher?
What's
No, no, there was something else in your hand a moment ago. There was something else
There was something I could have
No, there was something no, there was no there was something else a moment ago
Clokesy I will give you my left testicle for that Bobcat
I will let you put me in a Batman suit and tape me to the ceiling fan while you spit in my butt hole six waves from Sunday
Cuck chair included
Bobcat, please God
Please God I will eat the cheese from your uncircumcised penis flaps for just one second
I'm holding that Bobcat
What do you got?
Someone just said
My line
Y'all killed me and didn't loot my body. We were the first team
Don't worry, we lose your body.
No, the guy at the bottom, Peanut.
The guy I snipe.
I will give you a total four.
That's not that.
And so you're going to give me a green gun for a full purple attachment?
Oh my God, it actually is full purple attachment Bobcat.
You like the total four, don't you?
Yeah, I like the total four.
What's the stop gun?
It's got three greens and no mag.
He says he had a ven 4 and 6 trigger nades on him.
Oh my god, I knew he should have went back.
We can still go back and drop our stuff here.
I'm so glad I died so I could eat.
I'll give you all my weapons in my inventory.
Give me a total 4.
What is that?
There's a kettle 4 and a total 4, see that?
any vans or renegades I got I got one then blue mad blue yeah you're not
I
I lost a total of four!
Excellent, my gentlemen, excellent raid.
I can't believe this happened.
That was literally my prize possession from the raid.
was better. Nothing was better in my entire arsenal. Please God give me that bobcat. Please
I will offer you my life. I will offer you my life.
You know you have like 10 bobcats in your staff.
You just try to stay.
I need more! More bobcats! More power! More bobcats! More power!
I'm saying is free to work
Free kit worked. Oh, dad. We should do another. Yep. I agree. Oh
So hangry man, oh nice little break
Beep I want to get dino nuggies
Well, you're divine. Yeah, they're so good. Those are divine. Those are divine
They're so good. Oh good
There you go, put that away.
I actually can't believe it's happening, oh my god.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I
Deserve you too much deserve I do nothing
I'm a I'm a I'm a good peanut I didn't do nothing
Span your image I'm gonna expand your ass with this penis you piece of shit
This is a time of mourning and all you can think about it is strategy at that peak
now one moment you short my group a little more I don't really want to sell that
Here we go another free kit
Another free kid it's working man. It's working very well
Oh a free kid
Okay, that's right.
This is why you're bad, Lev.
This is why your dad left.
Okay.
Alright dad, alright, let's ride!
I
Be public fresh six million this word there's somebody already talking in the game
I don't hear it. Yes, you have the left side of your screen now you're
Like one of those bugs did he was making up earlier? Yeah
I got
My skin
Bugs in my eyes. I got bugs in my skin
My eyes. I got bugs in my skin or crack rocks. I got bugs in my eyes
By the way, there are about 400 romance.
Oh my gosh. Let's not go out there.
I'm going to go this way.
Oh my, that was a weird time to look over to your chat.
Uh, what?
Someone said, I'll make Jinjyu lose her mind.
Hi.
Oh yeah, what?
Hi, okay.
Well, that was fun.
Oh
By telling you riddles in the puzzles
What has four legs but never walks
You
Because they're imaginary
That doesn't even make any sense. I'll give you another one what has two legs
But can't walk.
Uh, a duck?
No, ducks can walk.
They're waddle up.
Wait, was the first one a dragon, like can dragonflies walk?
Or they can only fly?
First one I had no answer for.
I just said the first to be the king of my mind.
The second one is hunch, because his legs are made of cheese.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mission reached out.
Uh, let's ride!
Wait.
No.
Can you pull that up?
Can you just pull that pop off?
Yeah.
I did.
Okay.
Well, I thought it was a name.
No, so that's someone's wool pack in the nature.
I can be an enemy if you want me to and get a laser name.
You are a wool pack in the nature.
We gotta get out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
It is too early to get up there.
What are you talking about?
He's gonna use all the wool packs.
We can't sell them.
we can't sell them no we want they're gonna have equalizer someone's gonna
third party that then someone's gonna third party that and then we third
party the third party and then we go the group and we laugh I think my brain
just broke say that again okay so they're made their wolf packing they
just got third party a team is gonna third party the third party major
They're not even pissed.
Oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, they're dying, they're dying!
I'm triangle, right?
Alright, let's go triangle, let's go triangle.
Oh, wait for me, that can be an enemy to you.
Oh, go, go, go!
Who's the one on the backside?
Come on, you're backside, okay.
There's no time for goofing around, Cloaks! He's tired to get serious!
Oh my gosh!
Uh, make sure it's past me, I'll turn it off.
Oh god!
It was right on my beauty!
Yeah, I threw the grenade the other way.
Are you weak?
Perfect.
Oh great, perfect.
We'll keep it up on him.
Oh god.
We'll go up in the rafters.
Oh my god.
Are you fucking kidding?
I'm dead.
There's one person right here and he's broke.
And he's got a trigonade.
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
There's one person right here and he's broke.
And he's got a trigonade.
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
Yeah, they were so cool. They were so cool. No, I'm going to kill myself now. Yeah. Excellent.
Yeah. You first. You first. All right. Now we lost. What I was going through. We lost.
What a sweet little treat that was. So geared. Well, yeah, we that that was that
We were just in quite the pickle. You had quite the pickle there unfortunate situation
Everything was so good and then went so wrong so fast
hmm a fuck agro the matriarch
What if we get what if we get back in there, what if we get back in there and show me the bosses?
Yeah, I'm a I'm free. I'm ready to get one young one more freakin
Wait for one more, please.
Let's ride.
We're gonna hit my screen so
nobody knows where we're going.
Perfect.
You know, mods keep time me out to make you drink.
Prove they're wrong.
I'm on it, cheers, boys.
if you play it on a treadmill, then I can maybe take you out your bobcat back, I don't
have any mail, I don't have any mail, I don't have any mail.
Oh, let's ride!
I have a strat.
Eeeek!
One of my bungalows has brought up an excellent point.
I haven't made fun of Nikita's hooker wife even one time since getting my stream right
him.
Oh yeah you have.
No I haven't!
Oh the day it got announced I brought it up.
You're like well, I'm not lying you know well, I'm not
We got three I've tried I've tried I've been a minute. I'm coming. I'm coming
By the way, I was never able to get the wind is chilly I don't have 24 seven windies like
Oh my god
That's not good now we're gonna now
Oh my god, they're here
That's one that guy's one
Other ones one other one I down one I down one one one shot down one
You see for it. I'm dead. This I'm dead. I'm dead. This is for he's correctly under
Directly underneath one down he's gonna be resting. He's in the corner. He died down to I don't to be right here
He's right. I think
That one that one nice nice, but maybe one more if they've read it. It's your job. I
Think he did it. I'm gonna go look. Yeah, you're right. We're pretty good down here. We're we're
We're we're
They might all be dead that I doubt you if you didn't deep in there all day. I got you got you
I
Would you read how to please take care of you?
It should be us just talking to us talking as you speak
Yeah, I'll help you right back to the rod stuff
That sound like a burger
I don't know what that means, but that's exactly that's that's what I'm thinking that's what I'm thinking for that guy
My god, these guys have kids, by the way, I thought they were fucking great.
Very nice.
I don't know where the other guy crawled.
Wait, over there.
Oh my! Oh my!
That guy...
Oh, the body of a greater fortan!
Yeah, I could use your gun.
Oh, dingle, dingle!
One shot one shot one shot
Then we can punch him
Oh shit
Oh
I'm fighting it back here. No we give it no nobody come over here dangerous
No one come over here!
Guys, don't come over here!
Stay there!
That guy was a free kid.
It's right here!
Let them watch us!
This spot might be OP.
Ahhhh!
It's a whole team!
Oh my god!
Wait, there's a blinding!
They're ziplining! They're ziplining!
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Down the mo-
She's dead! She's dead!
Other one's cracked! Other one's cracked right here!
I got one! Look at that!
Trissy!
Other one's lit. I'll kill them.
I'm killing the downed defenseless person!
Who piece of shit?
Alright!
Oh my god, you what the hell was that oh
That oh that oh that oh that oh that oh my god he's behind the spot
You're a maker!
Fuck you!
Oh my god the behind us is behind us! Run! Run!
Oh way man.
He's pushing, he's pushing!
There's a no
Sir
You fucking kidding sir if you it oh
Hello, sir, if you revive me, I will help you kill your adversaries
Deals off the table deals off the table
It was a two-second deal
Sir!
Sir!
If you revive me, I will help you kill your adversaries.
I will pledge my allegiance to your cause.
You're already scrouged around looking for pennies.
Sir!
Sir!
I've got an X1 for a goopa like me.
My next one for a goopalite, for a goopalite me.
My next one of those deep pits for a goopalite me.
I need defense for a group of lines.
Me?
Eeeeh!
There's another team. Holy m-
Eeeeh!
We can't, we can't have, we can't have to do guy last game.
Eeeeh!
I
Bust my bussy if you say so
We were doing pretty good
I forget.
Freak it.
This is my LG.
LG right here.
Let's make it a good one.
I'll need for burgers.
I'll need for burgers.
Oh, thank Mr. Prince.
I want to find one good man. Good.
Good man.
You when are you selling them the guitars and get a big max with starboard over you?
Of course he has three and a half bobcats.
A lot of buff man do bondage these rains.
How did you get other creators to boost you before people really knew you?
Who's me?
What are you talking about?
Who's me?
Never did that sit in my life.
Never did that sit in my life.
What the hell?
Wongilay is homemade.
Wongilay is homemade.
What are you talking about?
Wongilay is homemade, pussy.
Wongilay is homemade.
Who's me?
Fungulate is homemade!
Who's me?
Who's me? Fungulate is homemade!
Yeah, it's CIA
Hey your taxes pay your taxes the military is great join them join the military
Join the military right now at least and then pay your taxes.
Let's...
Oh wait.
Let's ride!
I
Great topical question here great topical question. You might handle in this one. Yeah
Do you stand with Israel?
You might handle this one for me. Oh
Oh shit, I'm really happy you watching our creators right now discuss. You know, let me ask him a question about Israel
Dude, come on you team Gaza team team team is here. Come on. Come on
Doesn't the perfect topic of discussion
You see like the perfect topic of discussion
Oh my god
Now, there goes my shield recharging.
I was hoping to keep that for a little.
Nah nah nah, we get it off, we get it off, we bore it in.
DIGGAAAAH!
Wait wait, Peta, jump in the corner.
Guys, don't start talking about that!
It was a joke!
It was a joke!
Obviously, we're not talking about that!
You're okay, alright.
From Peta playing video games, sir!
I'm a Peta playing video games!
Gentlemen, I will have to go through the pod and ban a lot of you guys, what you guys are saying, check my eye.
I will have to go through the pod and ban a ton of you gentlemen. I don't want to do that gentlemen.
Please stop doing what you're doing. Please, it was just a joke. Please stop doing what you're doing.
Please stop doing what you're doing.
Because if they look down, they'll see you on the far side.
Wait what? I don't think they'll see me because this is right below.
I don't think they'll see me.
I don't think they'll see you here, but I think there they would have.
Oh, yeah, for sure
But you can't just say the silly funny ha what wait we guys were you guys had?
Oh, sorry, I made the joke about the Israel guys are bigger than the Chapman one
Okay, you all right, I'm sure we can't have nice things. Yep
That's only a rattler that's only a rattler we're not getting baited
I
They're throwing C for us. Well, let me let me just yeah, yeah, you can be a second. Yeah, you can be a second you can be a second
He's a good
You're just on fire. Yeah. Yeah. Oopsie poopsies. Yeah.
Poopsies. There we go. Alright. We're good to go. We're good to go. Alright. We're
ready to go. We're good to go. Actually, the YouTube Bungalators seem to be behaving
themselves a little better than the Twitch Bungalators right now. They died. You're
only rattlers so these guys
You did a blast in there
No team no team no team no team place off
They're gonna be in this room to the right
You should take her to the left. Yeah. Yeah, and left to the different teams
Oh, he's right here. Get out of here.
What was he planning? What was he plotting?
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's gonna revive that guy.
He's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing on me, on me, on me.
I'm here.
He's gonna finish me, he's gonna finish me, he's finished me.
He's gonna fucking me actually.
Hey, how much do I owe him?
Thank you, good sir.
No, Mr. Silly, you're not leaving, Mr. Silly.
No, you're not leaving, Mr. Silly. You're not leaving, Mr. Silly.
You're not leaving, Mr. Silly. You're not leaving, Mr. Silly.
Good work, good work.
I actually didn't rest. No, they rest in here. I'm coming, I'm coming.
I should be getting a little bit of heat.
I think I might have killed him.
He did beat it boop.
BB Beeps?
Yeah.
That's a me.
Alright, that was me.
That was me.
He did beat it boop.
Guys, they're all homeless.
He's a bunch of sticky boys.
On the bright side though,
every single team that just died here
is going to be swallowing a new team.
Alright guys, I'm gonna turn off emote only. Everybody's gonna be nice right? Wait, he just said you'll never find me
He's in the uh, he's in the elevators. Here we go. All right. Here we go
Found you
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and put evo on. Yeah, man
You're fine.
There we go.
Wait, who just died?
You can't get your ass down here.
I see you.
You are fine.
Okay, all right.
Well, that was a good test.
That was a good test.
Get down here!
We'll try again later.
We'll try again later.
I am going to fuck you.
He's on the raptors!
Yeah.
I'm going in!
Got him!
He really is a sneaky man.
God, I heard you.
God, yeah.
Little bit of poop.
You use another one of those sticky pores.
Like you?
I've got pretty a poop. I've got over a million Spice dollars.
Over a million?
Yeah, honestly, dude, the YouTube bug is a quite more well-behaved.
Something's a little amiss.
Okay, everyone she could be one guy spamming I really check
Understand the raptors I'm not going up
Nice we get up here. We check either on top of the triangle house
No, no, we just listen now
I have this weird feeling in the bottom. My bosom that a team is going to load. I gotta do the major. Oh, maybe
What if you push the triangle? I'll see if there's any way there
There's no way there's anyone
There could be you'd ever know what you're gonna be
Rocket wait right here aggro the above you get up
Get out of here
I
Not seeing nothing it should let's see find out where to shoot it. I'm peeping on peeping it's shooting
Right oh
Right there down on the way on the opposite side of the gaseous. That's what we just wanted to take it
I don't think they're taking it. I think it's a good it. I like someone just died
Yes, we just died over yonder over to the X-Fact you try to skedaddle
Okay, well means you're coming going from down the other one just died this is our chances our moment
Go go go
you are coming from down below are we going right here yeah fuck it I was
gonna go
I
Really I couldn't get on there
One down one down nice, yeah
Coming eat my poopy my shitty my poopy my shitty my poop
There's him
Nice, where was he? I knew I knew P. I'm ready. I just
Reload bro. I just hate shot in there with a pharaoh who the hell is shooting over there?
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm incident. I'm incident. I'm dead. I'm incident. I'm incident
Oh my goodness, run! There he is! There he is!
Oh! Did he kill himself? Me, he killed himself!
He's an idiot!
Run!
There's another one, another one, another one, I think.
Run me, run me, run me. Yeah, 100% another one.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Let's go!
Who fucking kidding me?
Who's really healing?
You lucky dog!
Who's a lucky number?
Oh very nice I've been hurt nothing no oh my god spaces is missing us a little
bit more goob a little bit more goob
What just happened?
The hell just happened!
Peanut.
Oh!
Oh my God!
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
There's a way for me to reset.
There's like a thousand crabs.
There's a way for me to reset.
There's like a thousand crabs.
There's a way for me to reset.
There's a way for me to reset.
oh my gosh are you fucking serious man yeah yeah what the fuck is going on I've
No more white heels.
Fucking run!
Oh my gosh, there is a rocketeer.
Jesus Christ!
Um, Peanut, can you meet me at this door right here?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Ah! Ah!
Are we fucking serious man?
Oh my gosh, there's a bad guy.
No, no, trigger name!
Don't go that way, don't go that way.
I want to monitor.
Stay back, demons!
You come down this hallway I said you said the fuck you have!
Oh nice grenade.
You actually hit him.
I think it actually did.
He's like down below I guess.
You've run the stairwell.
What do you little think you have?
Three second looting this guy
I see for it
As you as you use on this year well, oh
oh
Coming oh my god
I hit him once I hit him once
Can you guys disengage? I'm shrinking. That's faster. Okay, bro. Good. Bro. Good. What?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the under he's over yonder. Okay. I'm coming in his ass
I
The broad James
We under over under the broad James
I'm staring at height
Have you went through that door? Oh?
My shield is broken. I have no ideas
Don't look good for me chief. He's got he's got yeah, I don't have any heels. Let's
There's no one here
No, there definitely was
We're not making him up like did you with the bugs earlier? He was really there
Okay, really
Sorry, it's not for you. I think it wouldn't worry. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. I'm me
Well, I'm I'm on my support
I don't know.
I bagged him.
Crack?
Hey, you're ass back here!
He just went down below!
He just took the zip!
Hey, you're ass back here!
Get him!
He's gone.
I should get out of here. I've got nothing.
Get your ass back here!
Why would we get out? You have nothing.
No, I've got no heels.
I'm gonna die.
He's gone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 30 seconds on this.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle.
Oh, there's no way out.
How long?
Five seconds.
Three seconds.
Three, two, one.
And I'm on it.
You get it?
You get it?
Nope.
No.
No.
Well, we're going to die.
Well, that was our last chance.
That was our last chance.
Okay, die field.
Okay.
And by heels I mean too bad it is
There's stip it all the way from the tower
My shields are broken. Yeah, there's a full team up here with barricades
We actually died we're actually gonna die no dog. Oh, there's another team right here, too. Oh my god, my shoes broken
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. We're gonna die
Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it.
We're back.
Hit the deck. Hit the deck.
There's people. Oh my gosh.
I got it.
Guys, the big team is going C4.
I got an idea. I got an idea.
I'm willing to have a one this off give me with the C4
Did you that would be me?
Maybe one more all three dead. Oh my god these guys actually just got fucking shit on by the way
You're crazy!
You're a good bond-gender, son of a bitch.
Thank God, yeah.
Thank God, yeah.
One head of van, I think.
One head of van.
Well, that's a pretty good...
Little bit of cool.
You see that wall tech right there?
Yeah, that's what it does.
I was good, you know.
That was great work out there, JD.
That was incredible.
now that was incredible
fellow you made it your number one
oh team guy crush you got me oh this guy got the same guy see what I did just
a random solo he's proud to he's saying we're not gonna get his goop he's beyond
car can't wait wait wait we would cut wait so the Western way northeast northeast
where I'm saying it's smoking you know you know you know you know he knows you're
low he's gonna be what there's there's a team right here we're talking about
Wait, I thought you were...
Oh, fucking...
That's how I was wondering.
Oh, you said north.
You got T.
You got T?
You were looking north?
Okay, to be fair, me and Tina were looking that way.
Have more health than what I had before.
I'm happy I went.
I'm gonna go back and look for a green shield.
That's my plate, I am.
Oh, you're cute.
I'm poor
I'm poor
That one's broken
That one's broken
Here we go
perfect
Now instead of only getting one shot I can be killed in one shot over the shield
Yeah, I don't know how to probably get out of here by the way take your shield off and
Jump off somewhere high and then I'll res you with your defense
Wait, there's vital shots here.
There's a Vita shot and three bandages.
Thank you, good sir.
Give me that.
There's a Vita shot and three bandages.
On the body.
Wait, really?
Who the hell did that?
They said I need to kill myself after all.
Okay, good to go.
You see, I'll take this, you take the bandages, yeah?
You take these, then we can all be maxed.
Right behind you, right behind you.
Okay.
Let me let me turn off my
E-mode only on my twins. Let me see if they're they're nice and nice now.
You see. All right. Okay. All right. There we go. All right. Okay. All right. All right.
All right, look it's looking.
Okay, all right, who do you like what are two bad apples?
Looking good.
Come on, get him.
Welcome back, gentlemen! Welcome back!
Follow me, crew.
Come back here, yeah, yeah.
Alright, we did pretty good this raid.
I see we should get out on this Hoosie, yeah?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
It got you.
Oh my god!
There's Craig as Sadie down here.
Did you take the zip line?
I
Do close you how do you hear so fast and use the zip line
Actually, I get out of here cuz I have so many fucking processors. I've got some good you I got a venator for and a renegade for
To a bend for
It's good. She's this
I'm not sure what you're doing, huh. Oh, gee.
Dude, that spider was on my freaking face.
That team didn't snap the walls anymore.
You in fint?
What the fuck? That's indie. Heedle-doo, Heedle-dum!
I had to scare him.
you got me you got me no I believe
and how many times did peanut died this
grade five I got more than what I die
in one read I know I went down once
we come on
Oh
They have these cybernates from the tower
There's something from all the way over there
I tagged one
Oh shit, I am all...
One moment
One moment.
I just got here.
Ooooo, hit one!
Dude, they are so far away.
Yeah.
Let's get that one.
Dude, these three kids though.
Oh, we're cooking!
Yeah.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
All right, not too shabby, not too shabby.
I think you're fire, back to back Bobcat raid for me.
What?
Are you a loaf of bread or something?
Second Bobcat I got.
Back to back.
Is that what you want your first time,
Jeff, that you found?
Is that what we're settling on?
Is that what we decided?
Is that after Jot and the couple eyes
down is that the one we decided on are you a loaf of bread or something that's
gonna be the first time chat you only get one of them you only get one of them
you know what I'm gonna give you a second shot I'm gonna give you a second
shot the four joys go ahead sir go ahead sir go ahead sir go ahead sir yeah I'm
gonna go ahead and get some burgers is it no you have to stop eating burgers
every night, man.
Cloaksy, Cloaksy, Cloaksy.
A burger is the salad of the man who doesn't believe
deep state rise.
You have been conditioned.
You have been conditioned.
I bet you, let me guess what you think it's healthy.
Salads.
Kombucha juice.
You mean kombucha?
Let me guess.
Is that what you think it's healthy?
But healthy is spinach, kale, and rice.
No, no, it's not.
That's what they'll lead you to believe.
That's what they'll lead you to believe if you let them.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Scientists have genetically engineered food to be the perfect edible position for humans
to eat.
You're gonna trust something that they were eating 10,000 years ago that grows out of
the ground?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
So, process burgers.
Then I say it's poison.
Poison.
So, you're gonna eat processed burgers.
Yes, scientifically engineered perfected food.
Perfected for consumption.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You keep eating your dirt.
Your dirt shit though.
You're fucking it.
Cancer in between two buns.
No, it's not.
No it's not.
No it's not.
You have it all backwards.
That's what the Deeds Tate wants you to think.
And you fell right for their plan.
Look at that.
God of Fours.
God of Fours.
It's my fault.
God of Fours.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, Kokesi.
I'm telling you.
Honestly, that might be my fault.
No, I'm thinking about it.
read the back of any processed food.
You're gonna see a hundred different names
that you don't recognize.
You know what that is?
What about the back of a Big Mac?
Food that scientists have perfected in a lab
can not only be delicious, but digest perfectly.
In the chase, I guess.
No, they don't.
No, they do not.
They taste divine.
They taste divine.
Big Mac ingredients.
He's a deep state, he's a deep state plan!
That's what he is!
He's trying to, he's trying to poison your mind!
Big Mac.
How many Big Macs do you eat?
How many Big Macs do you eat?
Like at once?
Yes.
Am I being paid?
Am I like dependent?
You had like a really good stream.
You had a decent amount of silly juice.
So I earned a reward.
You also had a decent amount of silly juice,
so you're a little out there.
I could eat probably 5 Big Macs, 6 Big Macs.
What, you just get it default, nothing added?
Nothing added, nothing added.
You know, if you eat 5 in one set, that is 5,000.
Well, I'm not eating 5 in one setting.
You ask me how many I could eat.
How does he get like 2 or 3?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What else?
Large fry, large coke, maybe an apple pie.
Chicken sandwich? It's early enough in the coffin. Oh my, oh my god!
What the fuck?
Look see, this is because you fell for the deep state's poise. Do not judge me. Do not judge me.
What you eat is poison. What you eat cavemen eat
20,000 years ago before we perfected food before we perfected it before we
Back down pussy John back down in your journal. Have you ever went to last time you cook something?
be honest actual last time you went into your kitchen started up the oven or the
stove and put something on be honest I don't think he's ever done that
no I mean frozen nuggets like three weeks ago that dude that does not out
down I see the deep sea has gotten to you too Genji now I'm on your holiday
How the money he doesn't even need to do that he has a girlfriend and do that for him. Yeah, my girlfriend cooks me. Mm-hmm. She's very good cook
We're not like ramen. Oh, yeah, I've had ramen ramen's good
You've had ramen that we were asking if you've made ramen
Yeah, I mean ramen yeah
Mm-hmm. Yeah way too long for you to answer. Yeah, why do I feel like you're lying? No, I've made ramen
I've made I I boiled the water and then I put in the cup
And the cup is a Roman cop. Oh my god. Are you talking about the cup of noodles, man?
Weird else would Robin come from dumbass. We're talking about using a stove
So you're telling me you now we're just now we're just getting into semantics now
Now we're just reading through semantics that are unimportant.
You made it, you didn't make ramen.
You made cup of noodles.
Shut up, that's the same thing.
That's literally the same thing.
Cup of noodles.
All right.
That you got for 98 cents from 7-Eleven, I guarantee.
Well, yes.
Do you trust, you know, with the stove?
Actually no, I don't think I would.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
Just about I bet you guys don't even buy pills off of Amazon and eat them
No, I think
That's what'll keep you healthy. That's what'll keep you healthy. I got these pills and they make me smarter. I
Take four of them a day. They're like horse suppositories
You already started taking them I've been taking them for like a year. Yeah, we're smart as shit
refund them
I'm actually smart as shit now.
I actually think it's breaking your brain.
I'm actually smart as fuck now.
Your brain is fucking me.
I'm actually as- I'm actually as- I'm smart as shit.
Now. After doing that.
You think Big Macs are healthier than stuff that grows in the ground?
Well, you keep eating like a caveman.
Okay, see how well that lasts you.
I'm good enough.
I'm good enough and I'm getting burgers.
And no one's gonna stop me.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking call into a bond.
Die.
Call it to a bar and die.
Good.
In the game, of course.
In the game, of course.
Alright.
Have a good night, guys.
Good night, guys.
Good play, old chap.
Bye-bye.
Um, Ginovam!
Ginov!
Um, Ginovam!
Ginov!
Have a silly little night, gentlemen.
Full of silly little dreams, perhaps.
Perhaps.
As well as silly and little things per chance, per maybe.
Oh, Mr. Ryke, my mother-fitting is a boy! Good man! Good, ah, man!
Uh, hold on, let me see if I miss any of here.
Hmm...
Oh...
Why would any of you think you're...
He's a loaf of bread, he's cleaning the potato. What a goofy goober.
So what needs to clip that k a oh I I wrote that is said and all the plans you got called a weird
For you to leave this comment. I don't know that means is that is that a synonym is an acronym. What is that? Oh?
When you use
Was it say
You
Even if I can read that
When you use black vibes, but act bigotry is that even a sentence?
So are you one of those stupid people be honest? Are you one of those stupid people? Are you one of?
Be honest now. Are you one of those stupid people?
You how about you try to make that into a sentence that way we can understand it
And then we'll run it back then we'll run it back
Uh, well the fellas are having a land party all weekend and watching you we're all 40 married and have kids
Enjoy your youth fellow Bungalow ladies
clan
7 8 9 still rides with our wives Lenna's
You like ninja
Godspeed boys Godspeed
Oh
Me survive mission anything else let me see him
Let me see him. Let me see here. Oh
We need Koopa
Oh, it was me in about 10 hours of leaving for basic training for the audience was a thank you for all you do
You got me out of some tough times. I think you got speed sir
But do I say thank you for your service yet or no
No
We basically that's a first step, right did you go to basic training ever again? Is it like a second basic training?
You guys why say thank you for your service yet or no?
No, not yet
And in nine hours
Ten and nine hours come back in nine hours
Mr. Pandalore games and I'll give you that thing user and I'll give you that thank you
Right, I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good
Oh, mr. Fatal the mission turkey. What's good man? Good. Oh, man
Good lati dude. Good. I let the guys
About 12 weeks out long basic training laughs. I thought you guys just run around and yell left foot right foot
And then do some pull ups
Is that really not a long basic trading glass?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I've only ever seen it in the movies.
It's usually like a montage.
Whoa.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Mine was 13 weeks.
Extra week to figure out how to put your shirt on.
Thank you for your service.
Oh.
13 weeks next week to figure out how to put your shirt on. Thank you for your
service all Army Bungulators! You guys are good men and women Godspeed and I'm
good enough! I'll see you boys on the Monday on the Monday for even more
or modulation?
Oh, and Mr. Sinty been my mother thinking about
my good man, good old man!
Good night!
Good night!
Have a silly little night, gentlemen,
full of silly and little dreams.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good!
Good night!
Goodnight! Goodnight now! Goodnight!
Goodnight now! Good! I'll night!
Again! Again! Again! Again!
God!
I'm going to go take a massive shit and eat a burger!