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NUT RAIDERS | HALF STREAM | HAPPY NEW YEARS | #NewYearNewBungulation #BallDrop #CantWaitForTheBall #Me&AllMyHomiesLoveBalls #BUNGULATE
01-01-2026 · 3h 46m
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Let's go! Let's go!
How are you Bungalow ladies doing on this fine Wackadoodle Wednesday, gentlemen?
Happy New Year's! Happy New Year's!
Happy New Year's boys! Happy New Year's! Happy New Year's!
By the way boys, by the way, we're only going to do a quick half stream.
I know I know I know we want to do bungie leading all night. Honestly might even make it to the Eastern
Time zone
New years when they drop the ball or whatever zesty shit to do it in New York, you know how it is passing fit and all
To each other getting aids. I don't know but we might stay for that baby
Then you know who knows maybe a couple minutes early than that. Yeah, baby ninja's there baby is flossing
Maybe it's a little bit of movement going on there. You never know you never know
Honestly, my dream would be to go and floss in New Year's or New York on New Year's Eve
That would be my dream. That's the top of the chin right there top of the mountain
I'm you you can say happy new year, Mr. Viking happy new year
Already 2026 over here. Oh, yes. I forgot congratulations
People in China or whatever this year congratulations
Congratulations people in China. It's already 2026
Your congratulations
Congratulations, but for real people over here
Yeah, for the real guys, oh wait it's already in UK too,
but it's already new years in UK as well.
Well for the real men over here, the real men,
it's about to be in T minus four hours and 49 minutes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
So is New Year's drinking?
Yeah, yeah, I just cracked my first one cheers boys cheers. Oh
Yeah, and then West Coast they got a week like a bunch of hours. I have no idea
Gloksy welcome in. How are you on this fine day?
I'm good. Give me a sec. Oh, yes. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time
Mmm. Happy New Year's from Portugal. I don't know where that is on the map
Are you guys already are you guys already in 2026 guys with
Where the fuck is Portugal?
Where the hell is Portugal?
Is it already 2026 there?
Spain?
I have no idea.
Guys, where I know where Mexico is, I know where Mexico is.
Europe?
Okay, gotcha.
Okay, so it's probably 2026 over there.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
It's a fairy tale land over there.
Fairy tale land.
It's just whatever year you want it to be, whatever you want it to be, it's
ridiculous.
Because 2025 is the current year pal, I don't care how much money you pay to your government
in taxes, or how little freedom you have an oppression your government gives you, it's
2025 for the next five hours, that's the truth, that's the truth deal with what, what?
Hey, hey, happy new year, Clogsy, happy new year.
birthday to you happy birthday to you to america to america we see happy
birthday to jesus you know you still know your dad happy guys I actually listen I
can't stop thinking about it dude I can't you know what I'm gonna come on
I'm gonna come on and say it. I'm gonna come on and say it. I'm gonna come out and say I every word
I say I have to think about I my whole
My girlfriend's entire family is outside my door and they're hearing every word I say and I I'm thinking about it
Literally every word. I I it's a whole new layer. It's a whole new layer
The my girlfriend threw like a New Year's Eve party and there's a whole bunch of family out there
And they are hearing every word I say right now. I have to I
I I can't something you matter I can't something you matter
God's god no suckin dick no fucking uncles cotton cotton absolutely only dad only dad's only dad's only dad's only dad's
Did you know that in China? It's it's already 2026 you're that dude you said that three days ago man
Eventually, it's gonna be right. You have been wrong every time you saw it's right now, but see it's right now
Oh wait, I'm pretty sure. Hold up. Let me see. What year is it?
What year is it?
In China
It is Thursday, January 1st, 2026 in China right now
What time is it?
What time is it?
In China 9 15 a.m. Time for you to get watch. Let's get ready up. I don't have arms
I don't know where you want me to go with that
Let's ride
Hello from Brazil, those guys don't even have enough money to buy a clock.
I bet you don't even know what word it is.
Here it is.
Uh, mm, true.
Boo!
Wait, is that Brazil I'm thinking of?
Is it Brazil with the hilarious currency or am I thinking of another one?
Guys, is it Brazil with the hilarious currency?
Which country over there has a currency that's worth, we did the math on it.
worth seven Chuck E cheese tickets which which card which country was that you
know Venezuela that's where it is Venezuela one dollar is worth seven
Chuck E cheese tickets
wait is that real?
I did the math
is that fucking real?
I did the math, I did the math
hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah
that's crazy
Well, you know as I go sometimes now the cookie crumbs whatever it do like that
Okay, okay. All right, miss coach. We're only gonna have see today. So it's making a good one. No stream stifles
No cheaters don't goofing around. It's time to get serious
Forget that right attack. I got two under walls. Let's go. Let's go
Oh
Let's go, dude. I love exploiting game mechanics have an advantage over other players even though we all mutually agree on that
That's my favorite. That's my favorite
Hold up I had my whole inventory from yesterday three one quick, but where we going first. Oh, you can't tell me that wait
You two
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Here
Oh
Space port okay idiot. All right. Let me see here. Let me take a little beat. Let me take a little beat
You what's cool is I did that trick the other day where I said the actual map
We were going to so nobody believed that that was the map we were going to and then we went through it
Yeah, sure we did little bird side college. He got a trick. There's Steve Cypress. You're talking about
Got a trick. I reach around. You're like a reach around, but your uncle's not there. You're not horny
Mm-hmm uncle Ron and his girth
Like you don't know who's doing it and then your uncle
And then you go, yeah, hey, it really is new years eve
And then I see you know what you're that way.
Let me give, let me get a quick, yeah, next, then it's your dog, like your homeboy, of course.
Here we go.
Little bit of fit, no, like you do, like you do.
Here we go, perfect.
One of those bad boys.
We might fit though.
I just bought a ton of fin.
Give me that.
Don't do right to me, coaxing! Don't do right to me!
Here we go. Here we go. Perfect.
Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
Now we're doing it.
now we're doing it almost ready coxy don't you worry and I'm on the verge I'm
on the edge I'm on the edge as we speak right now I'm gonna go that's right
Mr. Take and Mr. Bring, I will bring you some boys, good man, good amen!
And Miss Arctic and Mr. Rainer, I will bring you some boys, good man, good amen!
And Miss Arctic and Mr. Rainer, I will bring you some boys, good man, good amen!
Good lefty dudes, good lefty dyes.
I ship myself tonight.
Oh, congratulations, sir.
Well, New Year's coming up. New Year, New Year, New Pence.
Watch from an airplane, half to land here soon.
You're lucky to begin the stream pal.
I'm going to let you off of the warning here.
They're about to ground that plain fucker.
Oh, I'm in game course. Let's ride!
I
Don't see where'd you go?
Don't see
This is Shani.
I swear to God, this motherfucker tells me about her goddamn bee hives again.
You're looking for makeshift structures with blue tarps and a antenna on top.
Wait a minute, it's something completely different.
Gloksei!
What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. What a sweet delight.
Oh
Already do a year here in Germany went stupid with fire
Happy new year, sir. Happy new year, sir. Of course. Happy new year, sir. Happy new year, sir
I've got the right to go in there.
Of course. Happy New Year sir.
Happy New Year sir.
You don't need him. Go leave him.
Who are we going to throw in front of the B's bullets?
Happy New Year.
I'm officially catch feeding. You've carried my hugs and I through this year.
Mr. Tower in the door who walked in the door? Oh
My god, Tim
Tim
He hit me he hit me right now. Oh, oh, hello, Tim. Hello
Mr. Nutt dude, I heard about your New Year's resolution. You're gonna hit the gym every day of the week
You know maybe not every day, but you know once in a while
I think maybe you know balanced as all things be as all what's your resolution six big Macs a night instead of five
All right, pal. You think you're funny guy. Don't you think you're the funny guy?
Thank you the funny guy. That's an appetizer for you pal. That's just that's your midnight snack
That's a second lunch for you big man. Fuck you pal back. Oh, that's a that's a
That's a pre-dinner snack for me. Yeah, how you gonna warm up for dinner?
That's what I'm saying six Big Macs that was maybe get a couple pizzas in there
In these water two wings, you know a couple chicken wings with some ranch. Maybe a little buffalo sauce
Good shit bro here
You what what I didn't load in no gun
Oh what I did I didn't look what I didn't load in with
Going on huh?
Give me it. All right
What's going on?
Well, well, I brought some extra weapons and you can have them, but you owe me one
You owe me one you owe me one my armor
I'm keeping these
You don't forget your fit don't forget your fit
You took my friend to Tim
You up right there. It's right here. Oh, sir. Come on back now bring it back now y'all
I'm dealing with two fat people right now. I'm dealing with you and Tim. All right, pal
Two fat balls in your mouth. He talked to me like that. He's sexy man. What?
Where's my C4? Well, you drop it easy for
You drop it easy for
Really
Oh, you're talking about the C4. No, he dropped C4. Oh shit. I thought I didn't bring it
No, you brought it. You buy it. We're good to go. We're good to go because you got that clean up
Oh, she's the tower, but she goes eat
Let's ride. Can you drop it or are you?
No, I'll give you I get the best I can do is one
I got no no no I have that's I can do is one I saw three of my ass oh good good good
Coach you're not sleeping right now. I'm about to oh I thought I thought I thought I did it
But then I didn't and then I heard someone walk into my house. I was like, oh, hey guys. Oh
Yeah, I just told Tim a great joke right as he got on the computer actually you hear it
Oh, that is new year's resolution is hitting the gym every day
It's a joke cuz he's fine. He's not gonna do it
Oh
You grab the beer. Oh, yeah, yeah good thinking good thinking
Wait, oh that's aggro. Wait, do you already have a beer?
25K only tonight, why? I haven't activated the view bot yet Jackboy.
You had one right here Jackboy.
Lodge, can you turn on the view bots? You see?
You had a beer by your desk, you didn't need to go get one?
No, I brought one because we were streaming.
Oh.
You bring a beer every single time you stream?
No.
No.
Some just whatever I feel like it of course only on Wednesdays
And Thursdays
And Friday's and Saturday's and Monday's and Tuesdays
Wait, yeah, that's every day. Oh, take us to go to those. Yeah, don't shoot
One broke one broke and John
It's all in twice. It's all in twice.
First, first, first, see?
See? I'm in to it.
Oh my god, the sniper's looking at me.
It's aiming directly at my butthole for some reason.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Phew!
That was a close one.
No way, Coach, I'm good.
You have to be applauding.
Can I come on you?
and she later then go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go both one
p dot with it with it I'm good they're in front of me somewhere I don't know
where the most one now you're away at all they're fighting it's right in front
of us other side of us other side of us it's west towards the hydro here right
right now to be up right there on the top one to top one to top yeah
right James well I want to kill the cop top to the job I'm going in
we're not going to go there I go oh my god he's right there he is he's right
then he's handsome he's right there that guy's correct that guy's I lose him
Oh, near my hero base or so, chief.
If you've done brutally murdering that guy on the ground that's defending us, I would
be a little quick, be fine.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
We're back.
Here you go, buddy, old pal.
Thank you, good chair.
Wait, I hear a process, maybe?
Yeah.
Is this your Trigonade?
Nope.
You have the perthellage you just saw by the ones?
Nope.
Well, okay.
Ooh!
Ooh.
Nope.
You do that fast with an Arpaugio?
Well, I was low because he had a Trigonade.
Okay, I was gonna say Arpaugio 1, doing that.
No, I was in about 25% health.
you got me good mistake I won't make again good thing yo all right let's get
to the tower don't fall around can you change skins this is the coolest skid in
the game what are you talking about it looks like you ride the short bike it's
like in the world the face tattoos like it with enough welfare and selling
Dime bags doing money sped on your arm
Well, you got that step-down shit anyways, pussy
Is that a dish you selling my dad meth and then he thinks he's in any likes it is it
He's there, he's there, he's there, he's there.
Oh dingaloo dingaloo, me me me!
I can't even see where he's going.
Broke him, broke him.
Okay, there is a million clankers behind you, I'm not joking.
One shot, one shot, one shot!
Oh my god!
Retreat! Retreat!
I'm gonna be gone, I'm gonna be gone!
You can sure, FURT BACK!
What was that?
One of them was really, really low, I'm talking one shot.
Oh, they're pushing, they're pushing!
Broke them! One down!
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
You right under, on the left, on the left!
I
You oh shit oh shit. No shit. No. No no no no no. No no no. Oh just goofing around
Hello sir one moment before you kill me I have something very important that you gotta want. Yeah
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Cloak seat, cloak seat, it is no matter.
It is no matter that which but a mere war, my proud.
A mere war, my proud.
That one is really time to get down to the nitty-gritty.
I'm not gonna lie, that was five thousand percent on me.
Except I'm not gonna take accountability.
I feel like that was a key thing.
If you crawled around the corner, I wouldn't have.
Oh, I did, I did.
Yeah, after you called his mother fat
I don't recall doing that I
Said first and he started thirsting of it. You're like, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, I think you do that
I was just goofing around. I was just goofing around. Oh
You're mad at me or whatever
I thought it would just be a silly goof and then we go and then we go our separate ways
Oh
You're a little bit of goop for the venture ahead
That was embarrassing that was embarrassing and we lost a Bobcat
Yeah, listen
Yep, I'm listening if only I had this way like I cracked him if I had one more grenade there
I think he's dead
You're so very well actin-
It's not my fault you came underprepared!
Oh, oh yeah, honestly, yeah, that's my fault.
Well, as long as you live and learn, Cloakseed, that's what's most important.
That's what's most important.
Live and like Larry!
Here we go.
All right, hiding my screen now.
Okay.
I need to add now.
Do that.
Okay, I'm good to go I'm also good to go and I'm doing
Why is Tim out of bed this thing I don't know yeah, I'm tell you usually he's in bed by 9 p.m
With the CPAP machine in his mouth
We Tim wanted to join us
my wife told me to tell you that she thinks all of us
vongulators are disgusting.
I'm going to go I'm going to take the high road here. I'm going to take that.
I've got I've got a little something worse to say. I'm going to take the high
road. I'm going to take the high road and only say divorce your wife divorce
your wife immediately divorce your wife sir you do not need her more time for
modulation mm-hmm more time for modulation
it will be your wife will be your wife right nothing what my one of my
Bungalow and his wives think we're disgusting
He sounds fucking jealous
Maybe now let's ride
Can you see my three-day-old infant to sleep please I've been awake for three days she
paid my word.
What's your name let me talk to you let me buy you a drink I'm T-Pain you know me
Fake music and happy boy
Is that actually the lyrics? Oh, there's a guy there's a guy
Doing fit
I'll handle him
You might see him. Is he is he up the stairs?
Headshot one headshot one
Both of both way on this on these pillars
One on the third one more on the fourth one
Down
I see that.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
Good thing, uh.
Good, good, good.
You work.
Okay.
Do you hear, do me.
You see that out there close?
You see those shoes?
I was laid down on those foos.
That was good, that was good.
What the T-meter does.
Here we go. Perfect.
I made sure to leave a lot for you, don't you worry.
I just need you. You're good. You take everything.
We get right under. Yeah, over yonder for sure.
Yeah, over yonder.
They're going up to the top of the peke tower.
We might be able to catch the second one.
Oh, they both made it up.
All right, wait, there's been some here.
There's been some here.
You shoot on percent?
Nope, nope, nope.
All right.
It's gonna be Venice.
How do you know that?
There are people shooting cops with the Bennett cores.
Do you hear that?
That was me.
Oh, take those, take those!
Stay back, stay back!
I've got both things.
I'm going in
One down what's what's up? What's up? I'm going in I'm going in you have to go. It's just you. You have to win it
Good game guys
They're terrible
Oh, Mr. Randolph, I'm gonna get you a lot of friends with shit!
Brass, if that happens to Randolph, shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad, Dduke, a lad, Dduk.
Thank you, Mr. Randolph.
She's my boy, you'd not have to do that, brother.
You'd not have to do that, brother.
That's very kind of you, big man.
That is very kind of you, brother.
Well hold up now don't you rush me I'm getting a little bit of fit from this fine fit dealer down here
You've got that stepped on garbage
She don't even make me leave no more. Oh
I'm gonna properly yell at single mom's going into target without good fit
Oh, I didn't do nothing. I'm in the spruce tunnels.
Why are you in the fucking spruce tunnels?
I had to get the guy that was down the stairs.
You wanted to do the spruce tunnels?
Hey, you had to go down and get the Hoosy Hoosy.
Oh, it's those gentlemen that went up.
Yeah, they're all the way up the top.
Okay, and if you go down, you are screwed.
I never go down.
All right
How do you get up here guys hit a shot please for the love of God who just died just died
Hey, you know when you die you don't mind. Yes. I'm gonna die. No, no, you don't mind
I'm gonna get shot at the first thing someone who we're talking about
funny minor demons they're under my skin peanut the demons you're coming in
me they're coming all over me oh my god the demons the demons are coming in me
they're coming in me
where are they? the only people I know of are at the top of the tower I know
why nobody else I swear someone died I don't know you're talking mad you're
talking crazy. I see we go up there we kill those who again.
One of them was on the edge, I see we'll kill him.
Hi, I'll go first. And then you two meet me.
No, I'll go first. No, I'll go first.
Alright.
Let's ride!
I am so close to your ass right now, it's the same.
They were ready, they were ready.
Is your first C4?
How do you know?
I heard BBB. Was that your C4?
No.
Oh, there it is.
Well, there goes one of them.
Let me go see if I can beat another one.
Okay, they just shot me this time.
It's time they just shot me, Mr. Coachie.
No, no C4 wasted.
Oh my god, he's right here.
I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
I'm dead.
Oh, nice C4.
Retreat, retreat!
Oh
Who do I make that check out too?
No, no, no, yeah, I don't do sir hold on sir one moment before you do that all right
Nobody's got the New Year's Eve whimsy. Nobody's jolly for New Year's Eve
We got into a trail Bobby, how am I supposed to know that I don't think no there was two
It was only two!
Yeah, I done both of them.
So that was my red flag you were seeing, plus one more.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well...
That motion is terrible.
I think, God, that stream of res doesn't work anymore.
Alright, pal, you wanna see motion?
I'll show you motion.
I'll show you motion, pal. I'll show you motion.
I'll show you motion. You wanna see motion, pal? I'll show you motion.
my bucket is a tummy I got ain't got no motion no more yeah I see I down two
people there oh you didn't you down one the other one was me okay he's just
going as good as I thought it was gonna go I thought we were gonna hop on for
couple hours and dominate
warming up we are we ass yeah we're ass we suck no I just got to bring more
C4 it's so simple that's actually good I thought I downed two so I started
defibbing that's my fault I take full responsibility for that okay they got
I can't make a single C4.
Okay.
I have also zero C4.
You're good.
Perfect.
Perfect.
You're fine.
You're good.
There we go.
Do something, something.
There we go.
And then we'll get a little doozy.
There we go.
something there we go and then we'll get a little doozy couple of these bad boys
in a couple of you saw my red flag you thought it was their red flag yeah your
red flares bigger than theirs and you're fat that's not even remotely true the
red flare size is not based on body weight that's why yours is so much
bigger. All right pal. All right you literally have a bohemith in your house as we speak. I'm sure
the floor is shaking with every step he takes if he can even take steps anymore.
Is Tim still in your house? Tim is still in my house. Want me to get him? But he's raiding
your fridge right now for every chocolate thing. Yeah I mean no no. I put nothing in my fridge for
the odd chance of Tim coming over. You gotta hide dad. You gotta hide that shit. We'll come
come over here and take it.
I was eating Oreos though.
Oreos are vegan.
Are they?
Think about it, it's not a meat or anything that a chicken
moved out.
Is that what a vegan is?
Yes, it is.
Yes, so it is.
So a vegan's not meat or poop?
No, no meat.
No, no vegan doesn't eat meat and it doesn't eat what chickens move
And that's neither of them that falls into an either category so he's eating its vegan
That's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying
Eat it it does not have milk in it pal. No it doesn't be smart
Yeah, I'll Google it right now.
Do Oreos have milk in them?
Yeah, they don't.
That E Oreos?
They're delicious.
Fuck yeah.
See that Tim's a vegan.
That's his devious resolution.
Google where is my dad why I know bitches okay all right whatever you say
boss all right coaxie I suppose all right I guess I guess whatever you say
then coaxie I suppose all right boss I got you no problem the problem it's all
artificial crap guys guys speed something being artificial doesn't mean
it's crap. It means it was perfected in a lab for human consumption. It's even better
than natural.
Let's ride!
I
Fuck man if we
Under us so it's speaking of artificial clothes. You have you been seeing what's been going on on Twitter
With what it's like the most obvious thing that's been going on
Yeah, I have been see are in the end times. We are in the end times. Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, we are in the end times
Fucking over man. I need that. I need that meteor just fucking smack me. We need a quick reset
Yeah, we need a quick reset
AI, you know, I've always been like, okay, well like, you know, let's let's get you know people over
Technology obviously, but you know technology goes forward. So there the fight is pretty futile in the long run, but yeah, dude
People are just straight up taking images of women and making them naked
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I
Don't know where to go. I don't I don't know. I don't know where we go from here. I don't know where we go from here
I
Not sure where you go from there
Yeah, I mean it's just over at that point
Have you have you see that have you see that yes, yes, you get and people just taking any image
And just be like yeah make this lady naked and it just doesn't yeah
It's the same. Oh, there's a dead person
Oh
Wait, we're so late. We're so late. We might be what time is it what time is it?
19 he did the supply. Oh
You see where the silly
Oh my god, I forgot to bring my renegade. I only have a shotgun.
Alright, well, let's go for this.
He's quickly as resilient.
Gotcha!
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
I heard it.
I heard a shot at the top.
I heard a shot at the top of the cow, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Can we top?
Let's get him!
Go back!
Go back!
No, we can't wait until they come in.
They come out of here, and they come in to them.
They have to come down here!
Charge!
Oh, okay.
Do you not?
Simper fire!
I
Open the door now. Yeah, I can hear traps. I can hear traps
Stupid bitch
Good thing I
Got a little bit. Yeah, I'm just letting you cook cuz I don't want you like that pal
Lady more where that came from bit boy
Hold on, sir? Sir, I'll give you volcano if you let me.
Mmm, let me think about that for a second.
Oooooooh!
Uhhhh!
Uhhhh!
Uhhhh!
Uhhhh!
Uhhhh! No!
No, I don't think so.
You die right here!
Why die, you combination!
Oh, fuck.
Stop, well, behind your-
You...
MISS PUSHMASTER
You are MISSED!
What?
Heeey! Heeey! Heeey!
I don't know what he is.
That sounds like that one song.
Eh, Coop out the lot.
Tell him to fuck twelve fucks this one.
Yeah, that song with the door creaking.
What?
You hear what this guy said?
What he said?
Fuck you!
He goes, there you play this.
Coke C.
And I said, no.
And he goes, we have a shot then.
Fuck you!
Coke C is asked, you may have that right, pal, but you're not leaving here alive!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Now come out here and die.
Make this harder than it has to be, Mr. Silly.
How about you come over here?
Oh, how about you come over here?
You have to come over here anyways, pal.
I can do this all day.
Why?
Oh.
Coach, what do we do?
Wait, where is he? Where is he?
Where is he?
He's in the door.
Is he in the door? Okay, move.
He's right on it. He's literally right on it.
There you go.
you sure
getting that
one down one down
where's your boyfriend
where's your boyfriend at mother fucker where's your boyfriend at
I swear to god I'll paint the glow with your brains
get his ass
fuck his ass
GOD OF THE HELL! GOD OF THE HELL!
Oh come on penis tonight
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis
Just suck it tonight
Too easy, too easy!
Give the bug leader a challenge perhaps
Well, what do we have here?
Well
Oh, I'm gonna finish you off and I'm gonna do it nice and slow.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's good.
Okay, well now you're getting hyperpowered.
Fuck you pal, fuck you!
Eat my poop, eat my shit!
Uh, a little bit of goo.
A little bit of goo.
That was good.
There we're doing pretty good so far. That was good. That was good. Mm-hmm. No eye contact involved
His eyes closed. Yeah, that was good. Here we go. It's that problem right quick
Who a wool pack? Oh and two toros, you know, he actually had a volcano
It was a capping jet that asked no cap on a stuck dead ass
Yes.
Yes, you did have one.
That's for real?
You type shit, type shit, 100 for real.
Ten toes down.
He wasn't capping shit on his block.
No way.
Alright, well, we're gonna die down below.
Nah.
Don't be ridiculous, Cloaksy.
Come on.
Alright, I'm gonna go down first and then die, okay?
Yeah, I told you out
She can be we spawn so late
What
We spawn so late
Wait, that's nice
That's a macro, that's a macro.
You guys see my macro, you guys see my macro, you guys see my macro right there?
We got even haven't labeled, I even haven't labeled.
Where's my launch takes up where?
Okay, you're an idiot.
We don't have anything to do with it.
Wait, do you-
Look, look, look, I even have it labeled.
Ah shit, it deleted it, crap.
It deleted it.
Did you leave crude explosive up there?
Um...
No, I don't think I saw any.
Okay, so I need that for C4, badly.
I can craft this unlimited C4 or I just need crude.
It deleted the macro that I made that was called...
I'm cheating and I'll create this ha ha stuck my ass.
I didn't leave much.
I probably saw that.
We just like there's no way this guy's cheating no one has ever accused this guy is cheating
It was there was no food or there wasn't everyone saying there's crude
There was a dude are you know
You know, are we fucking surreal? No, there wasn't
He they're saying that you left crude and a process making new macro making new macro create new macro
I'm cheating in all
There's no crew to know explosion compound.
I would have seen crewed in explosion compound, pal.
Do I look like an idiot to you?
I would have seen it if there was crewed in explosion compound.
You do look like an idiot.
All right, pal, don't get me started.
Don't we can't even see what you look like because your camera's pointed at the top
half of your forehead.
Your piece of shit.
Excellent, mate, excellent, mate, excellent, mate.
Cylindrade, gentlemen!
Cylindrade!
Not too shabby.
Who's this half stream bullshit?
Want to celebrate the new year?
With my family.
Well, we're gonna celebrate the eastern one, right?
What is that? What time is that?
That's at...
I don't know.
That said, uh, there went out 11 11
That's a little bit past half so you might do that. I don't know
Yeah
Well, again, I well, I'm dealing with my family. They're not degenerates like us. They're not gonna stay until three in the morning. Yeah, so
You know, I'm only catching the the last part of it
It's no way anyone's mad
Mad at one
little shorty board today oh oh
those short boy action fucking told y'all he was using a macro I wasn't lying
oh my god watch me not lie that guy might be the dumbest motherfucker I've
ever had the displeasure of reading a chat about let me let let allow me to
truth y'all right now that motherfucker eats crayons for breakfast lunch and
and dinner and he enjoys them but the other one's kind of good
the other one is pretty good I prefer the blue though tastes like raspberry
there's a blue crayon mm-hmm mm-hmm how else would you draw a blue about that
for a second oh shit true think about that for a second oh true mm-hmm
We're eight of blue crayon.
She had, she had a scrum.
She does a blue crayon.
Damn.
This is a blue crayon.
Remember when a bunch of people got mad on twitter?
Because they have the spanish labels on the crayons?
I think.
There's no way that was a thing.
That was a, how did I miss that?
Yes, that was really a thing.
That was really a thing.
That was really a thing a bunch of people on Twitter didn't know that the Spanish words were on the crayons
And one of them looks like a bad word in English. So a bunch of people on Twitter got pissed
What word was it in English?
Oh
What color is the crayon?
Hello
was the black crab. A lot of
people didn't know that it was
labeled in Spanish too. Yeah.
So they got pissed. Okay. Okay.
All right.
All right. I can see it.
I'm almost ready.
I'm just gonna sell this. I'm
only we are we going to the
same map with one different
map.
Yeah, I'm just gonna sell this I'm like, wait, are we going to the same map with one different map?
Really? I don't have a scheme so we will map a go-to so we will go to
We're going
Yeah same one
Oh, okay, I read you loud and clear I read you loud and clear
Gotcha, okay, okay. I read you loud and clear
Oh, I'm drinking booty waiting for the first time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kochi isn't hiding his screen.
Kochi, are you not hiding your screen?
There's no time to discuss.
Let's run.
That's right!
Was she ready to rumble?
Ah, I had to get another beer, sorry.
You had to do all the bugging in?
Ah, Mr. Forte, happy new day.
He missed so much crude.
No, there was no crude!
He missed so much crude and processors.
There was no crude and there was no potensuses.
Maybe.
What?
Focus on the mission close you blockhead
Now someone just asked for doing it no night in dads January now
That would that be November. Oh
Jit get asked January
That's what we really do. He's that's what it go ten toes out safe. Dad's on safe that month. Yeah, dad's on safe
I
Was he gonna take like
Her coffee guy January
Can we do this meeting the season's festivities
That has a nice ring to it.
I volunteer to be...
Wait, there's a leaper and he's a little...
And right before fucking guy fri...
February!
Holy shit, holy shit!
Holy shit!
And right before man penis in my mouth months!
Oh my god, oh my god!
The seasons are aligning!
And right before ass fucking guy April!
I don't know anything for him.
Remember for a mini-min in my butt main.
It's going to be a good year this year.
It's going to be a good year this year.
Oh, the turd just fell out, the turd just fell out.
Oh, dead clicker, a clue.
You take your time in the front.
I need your name, Shifa.
I see my seam, right in the front.
Going left, going left.
Yeah, we still got him, we still got him.
I've only got the shotgun, by the way.
I see my seam, we hold, there's like a hundred teams.
I
Be do yeah, happy do yeah
Some fin this guy's homeless
But they lose the top pod. They're all two. They're all three kids. This guy's got a bunch of stuff in the top line
Oh
God you do know you guys
He could goop
No, I have two angles in a vent for here. Oh take it in bill. I got the man. You can have an ad bill
Yeah.
It may be the other van as well.
I- there was only one van. I dropped it, you dumbass.
It may be the other van, Bill.
Yeah, cool fuck me, sir.
I didn't want to use as much broken!
What do you- oh, that was fine.
Let's go!
Oh my god!
Let's go!
What the fuck? How did that happen?
I just had four guns. I mean, I was zero.
The Art of the Deal.
the art of the deal gentlemen write that one down
drop that one down
four guns on me and now I have none what just happened
excellent word boys excellent word
oh my god there's a man
there's two men hello sir
we had just humble travelers there's no need for the hostilities
I come up
run this corner run this corner you missed you missed
Are you here?
This is the last one.
Oh, nice work!
Ooh!
Not feeling too good now.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Over yonder, over yonder, over yonder!
Fuck it!
Oh, I'm in!
Oh, you're dead.
Get him, cook, get him, cook!
No, man!
Hello, sir!
Hold on now, wait!
What about the New Year's Eve spirit?
What about the New Year's Eve Dolly's?
Oh, I should have just ran it and I would have done that.
Oh, there's just one shot.
Hey, guys, that shot's on the same line as the ground before.
That's that one guy.
I, uh, wait, hello?
No, man, he was one shot.
Dude, you're close.
See, I didn't even have a chance
to get up off my knees, hovelling,
looking for patties before I got down.
Dude, I actually, I killed him both there
while one shot, in fact.
I didn't kill me through smoke.
Shame what a shame what a shame you know what's funny is when I was getting shot
I could have sworn it was you shooting at me to get me off the body, so I didn't do anything
And come to find out it was too very real gentlemen very real gentlemen who wanted me dead
I blanked him I think which you blanks before
We said new slings that if that's new sling I need to know about it. No, no, it's like if you shoot him
you shoot him and then the blood comes out but you die before you know what's
that call again shooting blanks
I
Said cold over time shooting blanks. It's pretty much like
In the common issue
Yeah, I'm not lying that was that one was a little that was a little rough. I thought we had that the bag right there I
I thought that it was on
Yeah
Here we go. Honestly, if you didn't raise them in the side
Oh crack them to the C4 pieces of ammo from this kindly right here
Like
Here we go
Perfect!
But this right there, that right there, this right here, that right there, and this right
here.
And we ride!
There we go.
Yeah, can you go?
Are you good?
Are you good to go?
Are you sure you're good to go?
Are you positively positive?
I've never been more ready for anything in my life.
Alright.
my life. That's for the shit
but broke is a vital animal.
So I've got 700,000 space dollars.
That's a that's a respect to the amount of space dollars.
Right.
And that's that's top one percent of spot for space
civilization.
Because how many space dollars you got?
I
Was that 2.5?
He's got no friends no job and no bitches and he's only a 2.5 700,000 is very adequate
You can but it fun 700,000 you got you got to be kidding you gotta be kidding me
Are you follow could your line request what you're a line request. Oh, there's no time
One moment, I went to these bad boys' sweats, here we go, almost done, let's RIDE!
I
Do you offer to do the opinion? I have been thinking about going together a couple more
Mr. Curse a couple of other boys good bad good man
Oh, see I'm a bit of a chunky monkey gotta give me a sword spell.
You know that don't worry you're good.
I gotta start bringing that staff up.
Oh, dude, nice technique.
Technique squared word technique.
You know I wanted to try something new, but it didn't really work.
in the way oh yeah I'll just go through this moves tunnels you should have a
snap hook in your first thought always it's too good we remind me next time
remind me next raid okay and you have pretty much this like on the mid-end
yeah I'm so so mad about that I think if I double see that corner I think he's
You know you check me out. Oh wait, that's not it. Would you go give a wall by chance?
No. Damn it. I should use something later. Got new tech. Got a little new tech from the boys in the lab.
Ah.
Hey, someone just died here?
He?
We are late, yeah.
Oh, go, go, go!
How'd you turn, scum, to the top?
Could be hoodlums up there?
No, no, through here, through here.
Yeah, right here, right here.
Yeah.
There's bombs.
Time to lower it in front.
Right under, right under.
At it!
He's right at the corner.
I know, I know, oh my God,
fucking laser that guy
There's a hood of all that on that pool
Hey hey hey hey, indoor, indoor, indoor
I'll kill pool, I'll kill pool
I broke him, I broke him
Dude, this one guy's far
Oh my god, I just laser that guy
Ohhhh
Got him!
The charge!
That guy's door is ripped
This is good
Skiddinga, good plan
Yeah!
She is stinky!
Good job!
Who's some fint?
Who? Not too shabby, not too shabby?
Ooh.
Well, all I have left is diplomacy.
Excuse me, sir! You evict me of-
Sir, I'm about to murder you in cold blood with my shotgun right now!
Oh, that's a- a- a guy!
That's the guy!
Fuck yeah, you heard it here first boys
I'm the guy. You hear that closeie?
I'm too savvy boys, not too savvy
Stand back closeie! The guy will handle him. Closeie stand back, closeie stand back
The guy will take it from here. The guy will take it from here
I'm dead oh what the fuck what the fuck oh oh my god
There's a horse by my Calphe Hinton up there!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Charge!
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
Got one!
Two down, two down, got two!
Oh nice, you're insane!
Goop, goop, goop!
Give me that!
Give me that!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I can't I have a glare on my screen. I can't see shit.
What's that sound?
The hell was that?
Look at that.
Oh, good thing you're good.
Did you hear that, coach? Did you hear that?
I said it's a leaper detonating.
My brothers are telling me it's a deadline.
I don't know. It's a leaper detonating because you got stuck.
Oh, okay, gotcha gotcha
Little bit of goop. Oh the goop's already gone
Well, I'm rich. Let's leave
Yeah
left somewhere oh my god the other groups fine to find the guy that there's
another one I heard you die would you hear about probably to my left somewhere
you mean the other bathroom maybe I think it might have died in here it per
chance for maybe no I didn't hear the BBB there's a hundred percent you that
All right, one guy die
I'm so goop by the way insane where the there's roofie and dyad I don't know we have to find them though oh
There he is
Yeah, I heard two people died while we were thirsting that guy
You made a goop?
By the way, you know, these are the Twitter posts I made about, like, a perk that lets
you find dead bodies that you've killed?
Yeah, you probably got shit for it.
I got cut.
Oh!
You got it.
Give me a sec, give me a sec.
Give me a minute, give me a minute.
Give me one more, give me one more.
Give me a minute, give me one more.
Okay, we got it, dude.
Okay!
Let's leave!
Let's leave!
Okay, I'm going to get out of here.
Let's leave!
Um...
Let's go stairs, I think.
Is that a good guy?
Yeah, but he's goobed already.
Oh god, you're too gay.
Yeah, I got a ton of shit for it, dude.
Now, I would so much rather one last fuck you and hide my body so they can't find it.
Which, listen, I totally get.
get I totally get that like you know fuck the guy that killed you whatever but
choosing that over something that would help the community as a whole you kind
of you kind of you kind of a pizza crock
you're too much shot at I need nothing
which all that's out of there oh my god
the sky is raises
She has four Bobcats. I don't have four Bobcats
All I know is that I'm gonna be told you have left behind that was so much crude and processes
You know, that's right. There was no crude and processes pal. It's the same thing with the Bobcats
So there is no crude on that yellow guy downstairs. It may be
I don't know
Because Bobcats is a lie
The Bobcats are to lie. I know you have them you scumbag
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you more. I hope you have a terrible 2026. It's full
of torture. I hope you're not the good kind like the cock and ball kind. I hope you get
tortured mentally. Yeah, yeah, that's a good kind. The cock and ball kind is a
That's what I'm saying. Not the good kind
Wait, you don't want the colors. You don't mean that. No, that's the good kind. I'm saying you don't get that
Yeah, you don't mean that. Yes, I do. Yes, I do
That's better than that. Oh my god a spider to spawn on the extractor you are you fucking me?
Are you fucking my ass?
now
perfect
the hat isn't available
the hat yet it's
it's lightning time
it's lightning time
oh my god
Jesus Christ
Okay, sticky.
Sticky little fucker.
Alright, I'm leaving.
See you there now.
Nice, cozy guy.
Oh my god, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy.
Why do not, how do not?
Hot dude is one, he's one, he's one, he's one peanut, nice.
Oh man.
They said there was one left right here.
No!
Hit the button, hit the button!
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Let's go! Let's go!
What an idiot!
Hurray! Hurray!
Hell yeah!
That's how you do it, boys! That's how you do it!
Oh my god.
Ehh, yep.
Too easy, too easy.
Too easy.
You saw that guy get down, right?
Yeah, you got shot for something else.
Stupid bitch.
Stupid bitch.
Ehh, yep.
Excellent, mate, gentlemen, excellent, right?
I know you're harboring Bobcats, aren't you?
I'm not harboring Bobcats, you dumbass.
You are hovering Bobcats of the state.
Well, well, look, see, is it right?
You are hovering Bobcats of the state.
Hey, man, OK, OK, I don't know about that.
Maybe we were so good.
Yeah, it was.
Glory's fast, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we were so good.
I've watched that two or three times, that movie's good.
So yeah, that movie is actually phenomenal.
Fire. Fire movie.
If somebody is not watching Glorious Bastards,
turn off the stream and go watch it right now.
It is a fantastic watch. Fantastic watch.
Oh, my jib is on, my jib is on!
It's my jammer!
I think you can't hide how I want to be
Alright, but I'm my guy
And I'm thinking for a night
But I keep going back to back to you
Come on, I'm on, I'm on
I keep going back to back to you
Come on, I'm on, I'm on
You're like a baby, you're like a baby
And we're going back to your love
Come on, come on, come on
And we're going back to your love
Come on, come on, come on
And I'm in your love
And I'm in your love
All the voices in my head get louder They told me not to tell you but they're itching for the powder
That's the flame you should see, you know? Yeah, I love it, but you're wrong, come on
I'm behind it when I said I didn't love it Caught the couple of holes in my heart, so fuck it
Then we throw the chemicals all out
Falling too far, falling too late
Keep going back to back here
Come on, come on, come on
Keep going back to back here
Come on, come on, come on
Have it, have it, have it
Come on, come on, come on
Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Ugh!
That was great.
Uh.
RIDE!
You watch the hold up over here.
Look there.
I guess I had my scooter get do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
You don't know where we're going, you don't know, you don't know.
Snap hook? Oh, you can do it.
Get a quick snap hook.
Oh, you can do it.
Happy New Year's to you, sir. You rocked 20-25.
Thank you, Mr. Fedon. Fireboy.
Happy New Year's from Las Vegas as soon as you just throw it in.
Yeah, yeah, let's sit there, yeah.
Happy, happy New Year's, happy New Year's.
Coachy is throwing.
Yeah, I know.
I literally canceled the queue.
Gigi's in the chat.
Gigi, join Discord.
She was playing with a trio.
Yeah, see, that's what I thought,
but then my chat was spamming that she wanted to join
and then I looked saying she was in a trio
but now she's in chat.
I thought we were getting one guy.
But so did we get one guy to see you in a trio?
No, no, no, now she wants to join out.
Let's just run the extract.
GG!
Let's run again!
Were you in, Stereo?
I was wondering for you guys to go.
I was wondering for you guys to go.
I was wondering for you guys to go.
I was wondering for you guys to go.
I was wondering for you guys to go.
That's how I played Rastrio for the first time.
And I promise you I'll rescue and cancel this game.
I promise you I'll rescue and cancel this game.
we still drive it's okay no it's not okay
I'm gonna play it just like a solo
sounds good sounds good
well we're only doing it I'm only doing a shortboard today so I'd rather get
it the rest in the mean we'll make it quick it's already 21 minutes we're
late let's just do it let's do it let's just kill one team then we'll get out
How it reps where you gonna get in?
Try the gym fat bitch.
Fucking peanut.
No, no, no, I'm saying like you join up.
I'd rather get cause I'm only doing a small stream tonight.
Yeah, we're not, I'm not on late.
I'll give you something small that the viewers would be disappointed with.
Tim's over and I walked out there.
He's sitting on my couch watching TV.
I can already see the end of the couch slouching.
I was thinking about buying new couch.
Time for a new couch it looks like.
Okay, exactly, I first saw in that couch was like a photo of him.
I was Tim.
Okay, we'll first off.
Yeah, that would be.
I would hit the gym ages ago.
I could just picture Tim right there on the couch, watch the TV on your TV, no permission
in the house, you walk out after the stream, you know, what are you doing in my swamp?
My swamp
Got the white t-shirt on so short you can see his belly button
That's not even brief you take a little die killer. I'm working on working on
You make sure you get your macro on, make sure you get your macro on.
I love macroing and operators, it's my top five favorite things to do, I love it, I love
it.
Oh, I'm macroing operators, this is not a joke, I'm macroing operators, this can be
used, it gives me on Twitter, I love macro, I love macro, I'm not blind, I'm not blind,
This is not a joke. Put it on, twitty!
Ah, that's good. That's good, actually. That was beautiful.
Have you ever thought about getting into music?
I have thought about it. I have thought about it. I have thought about it.
You should have. You should have. Okay.
All right. You should have. I'm doing you a favor.
So, if you play with the Herbie, congratulations. You've heard me deeply.
And it was exact in my plan.
Everything's looted up here, but there's your hoodlums.
Where ever could they have gone?
Fuckin' ass.
Take your names.
KICKA!
Dead Clankers, a clue.
Where's all the...
Where's all the roofie and dad?
The goofballs.
Uh, they may be up the thingy.
The perch sands? I guess you could go take a little peep.
I go take peep? The peep never hurt no one.
The peep never hurt nobody.
Oh my god they were waiting.
Oh jump shot a batman away!
They're both broke, they're both broke, you're both broke.
I'm jumping, I'm jumping.
Oh!
Oh my god I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
I'm alive!
Koji, Koji, Koji!
What?
Koji, I'm alive! I'm alive! Come give me...
Hold on, hold on.
No way! No way!
Oh, Pina, I'm done.
Koji, come on.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You were handed a miracle on a planet and you jumped from a six-story building.
Pina, Pina, I went for the cliff. I went for the cliff. I went for the cliff. I went for the cliff, Pina.
Fuck you, I'm going home.
You revived me that shit.
Hey man! Hey dude!
Please, please, please, please, please!
Wait!
What?
RACES!
What?
Please, please, please, please!
I gotta get out of here!
Go, go, go!
Hold on!
Dude, I want you to know, I want you to know,
I want you to know, I would, that would have been so cool.
Yes, I'm moving.
I'm moving!
You should have seen my side. I hit a flying jump shot at the shotgun.
Oh, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you, gentlemen. Oh my God!
Thank you a thousand times, boys.
Happy New Year!
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir!
My man!
My man!
My man!
Thank you, good sir, I'm sure you're afraid
you're the FPS gamer of the Univore of Coins.
These are five shoulders.
Oh, thank you, good chair.
He's pretty horrible. He's pretty bad.
I've been trying to train him to be a better player.
One question.
He's about 37, I'm a thousand years on
Is that a grenade there's take-out there's take-out
You see that boys that's motion. That's motion right there boys. Motion.
You gotta be careful with your wife from this guy though, I'm seeing her now.
No way!
No way!
No way!
You're gonna be fine just eat it, you bastard!
That was going pretty good, Coach.
He was going pretty good.
Bro, you know, I want you to know I jumped off his nipple and hit a shotgun shot.
Smelled at my death.
Yeah, that's what I did!
That's what I did!
Same thing!
They also said they're both one shot and they weren't.
So, I don't know what's gonna happen.
Well, I lied.
Yeah, I'm not doing anything
Okay, all righty
Once a cozy I gotta speak to this man's wife, and then we can get an animal
One moment gentlemen
Yeah, we got a we got a wait for his wife and then we leave
We'll be your body shields.
Thank you, good sir! Thank you, good sir!
Oh, the pleasure is mine.
Will you give me a free Snaphook, too?
I got two Snaphooks in my ass!
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
I got you by the F3.
Oh, bingo.
Is your name Snaphook?
Yeah, it is.
Uh, I'll take it.
Hopefully it's my past epilepsy.
I
Imaginary wife y'all I see coachy. I'm certain to think this guy doesn't have a wife
What about that?
Her habs
Fuck
Now I'm good.
Take it out, little face.
Good thing I...
Look at them, you need to...
Wait, there's people.
There's people, there's people there.
Good thing I...
There's people, yeah, there's people there.
Where?
Yeah, in the snitches, I guess.
The... the... the... the inside is open!
The inside is open!
They're inside!
Charge!
They're out.
Oh, well, we failed.
Hell, it will let him off with a little warning this time, boys.
It will let him off with a little warning.
It fucks those guys.
You take all the roof, take all the roof!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
We go!
This guy's gonna lose him!
He's not dead! He's not dead! There's another one!
Yeah, the guy wearing red! The guy wearing red!
I killed him! He was on...
Where?
I mean...
What?
Yeah, I killed him!
Oh, good word!
Yeah, he's dead! He's dead! He's dead!
He's been a fool!
He's been a fool!
There we go.
One moment gentlemen, just collecting a little bit
of poop for the road.
They were stinky dirty pores.
Rob, hit the button, everybody get inside of him,
hit the button.
No, no, no, don't hit it, don't hit it, don't hit it.
This is actually you.
You got it.
Wait, I got it.
I got you, I got you, puppy, it's gonna take care of you.
Puppy, it's gonna take care of you.
I got you.
Nice.
Give me that.
There's more group.
We need more group.
We gotta get out of here.
I've got more group.
I gotta head it.
Hey, let's leave.
We got a scornettle.
Back to Spain.
Excellently, gentlemen.
Godspeed, boys.
Godspeed.
Excellently, gentlemen.
Excellently, Brad.
You're going pretty good.
two in a row.
Throw me the harbor, gentlemen.
No, it's ice.
Those were, those were fine, gentlemen.
Those were fine soldiers.
I would fight side by side with them any day of the week.
You guys got goop?
Mm-hmm.
Uh, mm-hmm.
A little bit of goop.
We got mauled by two big, brolic gentlemen,
and then they were kind enough to stick a needle in us
and give us eight.
Yeah.
And then we killed two more guys, and then...
Yeah.
And then, and then Mr. Spider,
And then we killed two more guys and then we laughed.
Mmm, okay.
Yup.
Okay, okay.
Dude, that last guy had stuff to make like 20 fucking C4.
Like, 20, that's why I was gooping again.
So yeah, he had like 10 processors and like 30 crew.
Whoa, that's 10 C4.
Yeah, that's why I was gooping.
That's why they pay you the big bucks, Coxe. Good thinking.
If you saw what I did, by the way, you would know.
I'm telling you, Coxe, we did the same thing. We did the same exact thing.
I leaped off the zipline, it went up, you know, I literally touched my head to the ceiling.
On the way down, I got a perfect one-shot crack with the shotgun.
Landed on the floor, three floors below, and I got one shot off of the other guy, too, before I died.
I
Found one goblin one shot and just fucking whiff
You work out there Jim you work out there, okay?
One nothing hold on
One moment
But D.F.I.B.
It saved me the first special occasion.
You have the D.F.I.B. one or not?
Let's ride!
No, I don't have the D.F.I.B. one, but I never use D.F.I.B.s anyways.
True, cause you're always dead first.
True.
I gotta count that up, hold on.
That's...
Not even remotely true.
That is not even remotely true.
It is because I do not care for the well-being or livelihood of my teammates at any point here in the raid.
Do not be slandering my name in such fashion.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Hmm.
There we go.
We'll repair that bad boy.
Then we ride.
Oh.
Oh.
Get the bobcat, VP.
I think we already have that, don't we?
You from Texas?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
You can shoot a man just for stepping a single step on a blade of grass on your lawn
The best state in the union
The best state in the union
Yeah, yeah
Like those other pushy states we gotta ask him how they're feeling a
Jiggle their balls a little with your mouth before you can shoot them and defend your family
Well, hmmm, are you here to hurt me, sir?
How are you feeling today, sir?
That's what goes on in those other ones, that's what goes on in those other ones.
Oh, are you in the middle of my house with a glock?
Are you sure you don't want to speak to a therapist first?
Now let's ride!
I'm sorry.
We pop a fresh six million.
Fresh six million light traction from this.
Oh, Mrs. Bondi, Mr. Shooter, my mother was going,
Good man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Shy, my boyfriend is a white good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you.
Appreciate you about this.
Appreciate you about this.
You boys ready to go crazy?
I said you boys ready to go crazy?
I'm ready to go crazy.
You ready to go wild?
I'm ready to go wild.
Are you ready to go completely insane?
Uh-huh, I'm ready.
No, I didn't get my head!
I'm gonna go insane.
I'm already insane.
Yeah.
Do you think?
Ooooooh!
Oh, that's what I- I knew I was forgetting something!
You're a little faint. You want the same needle? I got you.
Thanks.
Did you spread it around?
Yeah, I got some peaches. I got some for you.
Yeah, drop the beat!
Okay.
There you go.
Let's bring it on one, please.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's all right.
Coach, should we go right?
No.
Okay!
There could be a team just up there.
Guys, I haven't showered since last year. I'm in central time zone.
You know, Aspen Gold would be visiting us on this fine night.
Welcome in, sir! Welcome in!
How are you on this fine night?
Okay, my guys are fat men's
I
Oh
Holy shit well hold on down sir hold on down sir wait a minute, okay
I
Got killed by a guy his name is got ESP and he has a multiple band
Kill him! Kill him!
You like?
No, that's not how you do it.
that's not how you do it
excellent, ladies and gentlemen
excellent raid
but the guy that says that he's
cheating in his account and that
has multiple game bands yes
wait it says it
that's what you just said you said
I have ESP and then he has multiple
game bands
that's his name that's his name
yeah it says he's cheating in his
game though. I'm sorry. Yes.
The guy with I'm using cheats in
his name and with multiple
game bands. Yes, I believe he
is cheating. I believe I'm so
hmm.
hmm.
Peanut, how are you so far
away?
Let's not lose sight of what
the real promise you do is a
cheater in there. What was
I was moving to a more optimal fighting location for warfare to increase our odds of winning
the fight.
Cap, what was he doing?
What was he doing?
That's not important right now.
Because we will focus on the mission.
Can we focus on the mission?
He nailed the snap hook four times.
Honestly, you know what?
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
I'll take that I'll take that I'll take I'll take that that's actually that I
know exactly what he just said what happened exactly what he just said
happened 50 times no no no exactly what that guy said just happens more no the
first guy was right the first guy was right dude it was more than four you a
fucking idiot
I'm American actually American no so I'm not an idiot mr. Glokesy I'm not I
hate you I tried to use that fucking tiktok god damn I fucked it up yeah I
Yeah, I was gonna say something you just called everyone else. That's not American
Yeah, yeah, I like no I called yeah, I've I've been I've been to use the meme and I completely fucked it up
Shit, if you think about it Europeans eat beans on toast. So that is true. That is true. Pretty doll
That is true. That is true
No, I was trying to say the meme and I fucked up. I don't hate America pal
It was I was saying the meme and I fucked up the wording
It's like that one time I said to think about the presidents.
One moment.
He's in toast, his elite motherfucker.
And even a rat living in a sewage tunnel.
Someone who's never seen food before in my entire life other than that.
One moment gentlemen, one moment, one moment boys, get a little bit of goo.
Here we go, we'll get some from Mr. Shiny.
Always room for one more
I'm telling you mr. Shiny wants to have sex to me you can hear it this boy's
Well, how do you guys get ready so fast only thing oh, yes, I quickly the eyes
What is that
He has a scream and oh my god, he's showing a clip to his stream and his screen is black.
You're close to your screen is black, dumbass!
Holy shit, holy shit.
You're close to your screen is black, dumbass!
Is it black?
Why is it black?
Oh, I turned it off.
Oops.
Adam Cooke.
Adam Cooke, boys.
Adam Cooke.
No!
Did you-
It's got you, buddy.
Two.
Three.
Okay.
I-
What?
Oh, no, that-
Here we go.
Bro!
The-
I've seen a lot of Kizum in my life. Okay chat like a lot probably like I live next to 10th happen
This might actually be the most this might be it like
Like the spectrum analyzer might have been a streamer item added for peanut this Kizum is fucking
Closing closing closing. I want you. Yo, hey, man. I want you. I want you think about saying for a second
I want you to think about it every second.
If that snap hook had worked, imagine the advantages position we would have had on the enemy.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Yeah, I mean, dude, if your dad came back from getting milked 20 years ago,
we'd be in a lot of different situations, too.
We can't think about the what ifs.
Don't coax me.
I'm telling you that snap hook had hit.
I would have been a way more advantageous if we would have won that fight.
We lost that fight because you pulled me off of my mission.
That's what happened.
ELECTRONIC RIDE!
Good lad, he did get a lad.
I think he's about to see it.
Cooksy-Ginty, this next raid is about to be ten times better than that last fooddom.
That last- that last 2-Z.
Okay.
100%
Just you wait.
Just you wait.
Oh, Cooksy.
The cheater that takes off an arm and also your...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, did you, did you, uh, get his shit?
Did you get an arm?
Oh.
Did he raise you?
No, he raised my teammate, but they knocked me out.
Oh, fine.
Good work.
I don't know.
Oh, you're getting it.
I wanted an arm.
Why did he give me an arm?
You can't pick the arm up, but you can pick up the pickaxe.
Yeah, yeah, we did this doors already bokeh. Oh, it's like them. I'm right 19. Right 19. The doors are gonna do
Who's
The all the clakers are live
That's just a serious
Where
Oh, well let's get him!
Oh my goodness.
Dammit!
Hey, go, go, go!
Is this shooting from way over Yonder?
What's he even shooting? Is that a Stitcher? Is this guy an idiot?
Oh, I hit it once!
This guy's shooting a Panache there.
I think it's a Panache.
This guy might absolutely be stupid.
This might be one of those stupid people.
Oh, Genie, she sounds like Ariana Grande from Ike, Harley.
From Ike.
Wait, what?
What?
What are you talking about?
I thought I needed to.
Do I actually?
I don't think I do.
I don't think I do.
The area on the ground is my Harley.
What?
What?
Are you?
Wait, where are you?
We're here on the ground.
Dude.
What?
Guys, let's focus on the mission.
Oh, she's on something else.
Err, ride!
No!
Um, but not I, Harley.
She was on...
Break it off. Yeah, that's it
Where'd they go?
They finished I see my team
What
What do you mean you come over with it you were actively shooting at us
I was shooting at them first, I think.
Wait!
Who's there?
Nate's right there.
Okay, they're teamed up.
We're gonna take them, take them!
Oh my goodness.
Hey!
He's right here, right here, right here.
Oh, I broke him, I broke him!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who's behind me?
He's behind you, he's behind you.
I broke him too, I broke him too!
Oh, he's down!
I got him, I got him!
He's not gonna stop, he's not gonna stop.
On the back side over here?
I mean, he died.
What he died to oh my god, let's go the team
Kiddinga blam bluesy
Oh
Jesus Christ
They're on the stairs on the back
Yeah, I'm gonna master plan
Oh, I got you, Mr.
You do you see him?
No, they're inside.
They opened up the bottom door.
You sure?
Yes.
Are you positive?
Positive.
Hmm.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I think I killed two of them.
I got two?
Four?
Right here, right here, right here, right past me.
I see the archways on these, on me!
Oh my god, he's triggered it himself, he might be stupid,
but he might actually be dumb.
He might actually be dumb.
He might actually be dumb.
He might actually be dumb.
He might actually be dumb.
He might actually be dumb.
He might actually be dumb
He
Yeah, he actually might be one of those stupid people
He is in fact. Oh, he's not dead. What he's watching what?
Good work team. Oh
Oh my God! God is striking us down! That's the guy that tricketed himself!
He said nice C4. He said nice C4 bitch, but he also threw them and this guy had three.
What do you mean nice C4 bitch? He was actively using C4. It's not my fault that he threw
it at himself.
Yeah, actually he did. It wasn't us that was throwing it.
No, I even breezy for this raid.
What an idiot!
Oh, cause she stole all the goop, he's a goop thief.
Yeah, they didn't have much head and they're like an angle.
I could use an angle.
I could use an angle.
Who'd that be quite some time?
There you go, there you go. It's all level 4 with that.
with that. Thank you sir. Oh God, you're so shabby boy. God, you're so shabby. Oh see,
you got a bobcat, didn't you? I didn't get a bobcat. Oh my, then why is everybody telling
me you got a bobcat? If you're shot at the butt, then snitches, I don't get shit.
Hey, chap, find out who said that in fan-up!
Level 4, bombcat!
Level 4, bombcat!
I'm on to you.
You think you can fool me?
I think I'm the kind of fool.
You
Hey, how are you pretty good over yourself?
She don't have a bomb cad then what do you got?
There it is
Oh my god, dude
I had like two broken bobcats in my inventory, so if I salvage this I can repair them both.
I'll take me oh my god, I'm gonna renegade Fort with a blue mag and a pink attachant.
What about that?
Wait, dude why don't I just do, wait.
What?
Wait, this is so much easier.
What?
Oh, see if you recycle that bobcat I will actually curse you with ten years of bad
log famine death to your crocs
no no so I salvage it closely do not salvage it closely do not salvage it so
I salvage it closely do not salvage the bobcat I will trade you a renegade for
and a whole cracker for that no I now know so I just closely do not salvage it
Do not salvage the bombcat!
Mr. Wiener!
BAM!
A BOG!
EASY BOG!
BAM!
DAD!
SHIT!
BOMB!
DAD!
DO THE TEMPORTS OF Wiener, BAM!
SHIT!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOOD OH MAN!
GOOD OH MAN!
GOOD LAT-Y-DOO, GOOD-O-LAT-Y-DOO
Do not have a whole cracker!
I think Mr. Wiener-BAM feats his brother
Now let me deal with this
What are we doing?
Go see
Where's the bombcat at?
Where's the whole cracker?
I've got it right here.
Bobcat winnigade.
Now that you see my hardware, give me that Bobcat.
You drop yours, I pick it up.
No, I drop mine over here, you drop yours.
No, no, no, no, no.
And then we swap.
You have the best history.
No, that's why we're doing it far away.
Let's take it, we need that.
Why didn't Gingy pick it up?
And then she...
We drop it right here. Now you drop yours
Was the worst attempt I've ever seen
No, I'm gonna say I didn't say I didn't take off any attack. Oh, sir. You did not buses. It's been the wind
What's the wind the wind I heard must have been the wind I heard
It's a full green. It must have been the question when the wind I heard must have been the wind you take off nothing nothing
Okay, so this is a Bobcat
Ping your pink it ping the red a gate
under your feet. Oh
Okay, all green attachment. Okay. What's on what's on the whole cracker?
Oh, I literally has nothing. You just suck everything off. There was nothing on the whole
Okay, this is the bobcat for okay
Okay, pay your renegade and ping your Toro
They know my reach about my Toro, okay?
Renegade okay, all right
All right, well all right, okay
What can I click the button?
Oh, it's empty.
It's deactivated.
We just said we have to go on the opposite side of the map.
Well, we're not going anywhere until Coach gives me my Renegade back.
He's showing my Renegade.
You tried fucking scamming me!
No, I didn't! No, I didn't!
We're the attackers of the Renegade.
The guy didn't bring in a Renegade 4 with zero tactics.
Oh, you took off your tassels, so I took off mine!
I didn't take them off, though!
Yes, you did! Yes, you did!
I hope God strikes you down.
I hope God strikes you down in a-in a fiery lightning explosion.
Did you-did you see that? He stole my Rettigate 4. You see that?
You tried.
No, I didn't!
Hey, you ready to get back?
Here, you ready to get back?
Yes.
Actually?
Yes.
All right, okay
All right, okay
You scrub I really gave it
All right, you want to play this game
What's this game?
What's this game?
What's this game?
This game
What's this game?
What's this game?
I play this game. I play this game.
They're like, I play. They're like, play.
They're like, play.
Actually, you have bungalowiers to actually do stream sight.
Stream sight and kill, call C and lead me into your lives.
You want some this? You want some this big boy?
Yeah.
If it's more you want, then it's more you to have.
Oh.
There's a team at Nextrak right now.
Well, let's get them.
I really don't want to die.
Oh, I died.
You gotta be kidding me.
Why are they?
You gotta be kidding me.
Wait, we're out the extract.
I know that it's just a button.
You don't want to wait until they're in there?
I have trigger maids.
Nah, nah, we killed them before.
Mm-hmm.
Hold up.
100%.
Oh, it's me.
She's got you.
Wait, one's on me.
One's on me.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You got one?
Oh
AHHHHHHHHH!
Why isn't the rocket shooting anyone else?
OOF OOF OOF
AHHHHHHHHH!
You should shoot someone else!
KAY-GA!
You gotta be fucking my ass with a rusty fork.
Holy shit.
Wait, go kill him! Go through the second! Go through the second!
Oh, go go go!
I have the eye of the rocket here, I go.
What are you going?
What are you going?
Hey, what side?
The side?
Mr. Silly, where are you going?
Where are you going, Mr. Silly?
Where are you going?
Where are you going, Mr. Silly?
Where are you going?
I'll give you the penis head.
Let me see what you got.
The penis head.
Let me see what you got. Let me get another sample.
Oh my god, this is the first thing I've ever done!
Give me a sample right now!
Okay, we still have two and a half minutes left.
We're still getting what I came for.
AHHHHHHH!
Oh shit.
What? You okay?
Okay, God struck me down and then a clicker killed me.
Oh my...
Did you get him?
Yeah.
I think you did, E.
That's a hard one, right now, what now, guys?
I just got a head from a dead person and I got sucked by God.
Oh my God, how do I sign up?
Get me it in there!
These are going great for you, brother.
I
Know I have five that was on the body. I killed you jackass
Folks you are actually gonna you are actually gonna feel the burn tonight before it is 2026
I will actively cause your death at minimum twice
at minimum. I will actively cause you death. You will say that death was because of peanut
one hundred percent. That's what you're gonna say.
That's already happened twice today.
Good. Good. Get ready for two more. Get ready for two more. Get ready for two more. Get
ready for two more. I'm bringing in Blaine's grenades.
Folks, he has wanted me more than anyone has ever wanted me just during this race.
Excellent Rage, excellent Rage.
Oh, you don't want to talk about it.
Look at my ass, look at my ass, look at my ass, look at my ass, look at my shit, look
at my ass, look at my shit.
You've already, you've already showed the scenes of your disband.
You've already, you've already put the nail in the coffin.
It's war, it's war time.
One moment.
He was cycled by Bobcat, he was cycled by Renegade 4,
he didn't believe me that there was people that almost got me killed,
then he stole the goop of the guys I killed and then offered it to Genji.
They will be dead.
You're going to need a fucking binding resolution to get my cock out of your ass tonight.
Let me tell you that right now.
Let me tell you that right now.
Let me tell you that right now.
get my cock out of your ass tonight let me tell you let me tell you that right
now let me tell you that right now oh this Toro dude this Toro has a golden
stock the guy that I goop for me who has a golden stock Toro full purple I've
never seen this before I've never seen this before ever oh my god wait I
could put the gold stock in the pocket now and close you there's dick in a
round and then there's actually just straight violations please give me a
Toro. Wait, there's taken around and then there's actually
just straight violations. Give me that to this Toro full
purple attached. Purple stock blue bull and a gold connect
converter. Clog C. Clog C. Clog C. If you know what is good
your own shake, give me that to the next right. I'm telling
you I will I will waste so much time. No, no, no, no,
it's just no, no, no, keep it. No, no, no, keep it. Keep
keep it keep it I'm not hide my screen I'm not hide my screen I will bug you
later I need you guys to get my game and kill cozy over and over again for the
rest of the night
yeah I'm just gonna all right well let me look let me look real quick
wait hold on do you want to give me that tour or we're seeing pretty nice
right now you know I can use right now total with a cold stock and sleeping
That's what I can use right now. That's what I can use. Oh it's the Raider deck. That's what I could use right now
That's something that I could use right now
Especially because I earned it by killing that guy. Oh you want to talk about who earns gear?
YES!
Let's play that game then. I'm absolutely 100% down to play that game. Yep, let's do that then look at it
I have your skin. Hey guys, it's the burp. It's your favorite streamer. Mr. Burp peanut
You will feel the wrath of a thousand lions. You will feel the wrath of a thousand lions
Yeah, I can feel the wrath of your dad cuz you don't know all right
You're the rap to your dad because the cock is so girthy and massive
Thanks, I feel like I'm like pretty again
Father like son father son discount
Close, you bring me that tour right now.
Talking time is over, goofing around time is over.
Give me that fucking tour up.
Give me that fucking tour up.
Goofing around time is over.
You've desecrated the safety of everything from the team,
the moral compass, the rules we live by.
Without rules, this is a lawless wasteland.
You're bringing me the tour with the gold stock
and three big attendants?
I got it, I got it, are you serious?
What are you guys doing that?
Coachy?
What are you guys doing that?
My coach, I'm gonna not bring in the socket,
I'm only bringing in the ammo for the socket, all right?
That's right.
Last gift.
You can't buy Blaze Grenades?
What?
Because how do you-
But I can always appreciate a hot drink.
You guys, how-
You can't buy Blaze Grenades?
How do you get Blaze Grenades?
You can't buy Blaze Grenades?
You can't buy Blaze Grenades?
You can't buy Blaze Grenades?
You can't buy Blaze Grenades?
you get birds grenades. Here's a free kid.
It's motherfucking it's motherfucking it's motherfucking
did you call she's bringing a free kid by the way.
That's right. He's scared. He's scared. He's scared. He's
scared he's very scared he's very scared
he's 11 hours deep right now did you been shooting for 11 hours
Squidward good I just got back what were you saying you've been shooting
11 hours yeah nice work the long day today huh yeah did you see what I saw what
you did to him first you saw him recycle the bobcat recycle my renegade not
believe me there's a guy yes not believe me there's a team in front of me I
I then go kill the team by myself.
Then he steals the loot off the guy I killed
and it was a total four with a gold sock and three big attachments.
You don't see how he has robbed me on this fine day on New Year's Eve.
Of all days.
No, no, it doesn't sound like it.
This is Jesus's birthday or...
That wasn't me.
Or something.
Or America's birthday.
Who's that something like?
Who's that something?
I don't know but it's something it's something really important and you have forsaken it
You're forsaken it
I feel like I should go on with a free kit for some reason. I'm going max out kids max out kid
Am I gonna get killed?
No, no, we'll be fine. We fine. Hey, who's gonna get killed though? Hey, who's going? I'll tell you who's going down the shit
It's turtle looking backwards hat camera John thief motherfucker right here
This guy's gonna pay for his sense you will pay for his transgression transgressions
But what if I get killed in the process that's a second bus moving to make
My I'm hiding my speed of my musketo joking
I'm gonna try like
What's happening are we getting stream site?
No, we're not getting streams hyped. I have my speed hidden get it's in the game. Okay. I wasn't well. I was ready now
Why coach you have my shotgun or not
Word
That was really I really like the conversation we just have right as you question that you didn't respond at all
You have my shotgun or no
Give me my shotgun. I don't have your shotgun anymore man. You're gonna lick my balls. I need a broom. I need a broom.
I don't care what you have anymore. I'm ready up. It's time to get in there. It's time to get in there.
I was ready to up, but now I'm bringing a kid. I always get a free kid because you said everyone is sniping.
No one's sniping us, Cloak Seed. No one's sniping us. You can just get away with all your sins with no conjuctions. Don't worry.
You're God's gate gates, you'll remember this moment.
Let me tell you who's not going to forget.
Let me tell you who's not going to forget.
Happy 11th.
13th Circle of Hell.
Taking the most devious, dubious, actual disgusting backshots from a horny giant red man named Satan.
He's going to take your shit. He's going to take your shit.
He's going to pound on your cervix like a blacksmith on an anvil.
That's what's going to happen.
For what you have done to me today.
Don't tempt me with a good time
You will see the suffering you will see them you would see the consequences of your actions
Now I'll bring you a gun. I'll bring you a gun. You can suck it. You can suck it.
You want this gun? You have-
No, you can suck me. You can suck me.
You do not want this gun.
No, you can suck me. You can suck me.
You have one chance to suck.
If you want to suck me.
No, you can suck me.
It's in my inventory.
It's in the inventory right now.
me it is the inventory I will give you something for you I will find it you
please
wherever we do let's ready up holy let him bring let him bring let him bring
let him I'm not really let him oh I'm gonna bring you a good man good man
and missus some and missus Bob but we'll find a white good man good a man and
mr. Reebok we'll find a white good man good a man good lap dee do's good a lap dee dies
I
Means Bobcat that sends me now
Today
You'll learn a day boy. You're a little day boy. I
Don't know what I'm gonna do. It's gonna be it's gonna be massive
It could be massive and massive proportions.
Now let's ride!
Let's ride.
You all ready?
Get ready, Coasty.
Get ready.
Get ready.
I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm going to do something to you.
I'm going to do something.
I'm going to do something to you.
I'm going to do something.
Last three was an absolute violation.
I have never seen, I have never seen the likes of it.
I'm suffering more than anyone has ever suffered in history.
What are you wearing?
Oh, well, what seems to that to lapses the street?
Oh, landfathers.
Happy new year, happy new year.
Yeah, I'm gonna go eat with my hands!
That guy don't see me there.
Oh shit. Did that broke?
No.
I'm just scared we're gonna get stream sniped and killed now.
No!
Dude, Peanut literally told people to come stream snip and kill you.
Nah, that ain't talking crazy.
Yeah, that's fucking wild.
I call them off I call them off we'll just see the usual everybody seems typing anyways
Not the advanced.
I think it's a little quiet.
A little too quiet.
Um, honestly, we should just ride attack, maybe.
You mean walls?
No, I'd like to bring him in next.
Well, what the clank are doing?
Where's all the people at?
There's no people!
Where's all the people at?
Shut up, snanko!
This is quite peculiar.
Yeah, it's actually really weird how I don't know what to do, really.
hmm wait maybe throw them off high-key
we're going to keep down the jib-bind
we're going to keep down the jib-bind
coming coming coming
I was just about to say did someone go down that
oh he's a quick little bugger
head shot one head shot one
oh jeez that's a Christ
dude if you haven't made he's one shot right there
Right there
Nice word
Good deal with the last human oh I fell one moment
Take this pussy
You want some more do you want some more kidding out yeah
And now the scratch on me oh clicker clicker
Do if I do be demon do it my goop doing my goop and get out of here
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a Goopsy for round.
You gotta get the Goop while you can.
What do you mean, you're the Goopsy?
It's not of reason!
GAAAH!
Glossy's taking our Goop!
Oh my god, he actually took the Goop again.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You got a body? I got a body.
It's upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.
I'm gonna follow back.
Imagine winning VTuber of the Year with a snap-tap filter straight ass.
Buddy, you better talk to the King VTuber with some respect.
Alright pal, you're talking to King VTuber right here.
Oh, there's the low angle!
I guess you got you.
Oh, I didn't bring any syringes at all.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
How is that?
How to?
One pushing up, one pushing up.
One pushing right here?
What the hell is happening?
He's got to your coach, he's got to your quick.
He's pushing, he's pushing right here.
Oh nice work.
I'll take a peek, I'll take a peek, right there?
He's reviving, he's reviving, and there's one on this corner right here as well.
One right here as well, there's three, three.
Yeah, I mean.
Oh.
Keep up one.
One right here as well, he's not hurt at all.
Fuck you, sir, fuck you.
They're screaming Missapina.
Fuck you.
Hello sir, how are you on this fine day?
How how are you?
Other zip other zip watch out
Oh, that would be quite some time if you're feeling out the room I vote yes
I don't know if we're taking a vote but you know where my vote lies
Mm-hmm. I can live forever
This is not looking good
This is not looking good
I think it hurts. Yes, I do. Are you guys cool?
Oh, are you the one with the shot, man?
Yeah, man.
But I didn't know if you guys were cool or not.
Kill him.
We're not cool, but I think it's a privilege, no.
Kill Cuxi.
Kill Cuxi.
I don't think he agrees.
Kill Cuxi.
Kill Cuxi.
Guys, I need you to kill that man in the Raptors
right now.
I have, like, kids before.
I'm going to do that for the beat, OK?
And then you guys can, like, do whatever.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, all right.
That works for me. That works for me.
That works for me. That works for me.
Oh, thank you, good sir! Thank you, good sir!
Alright, see you later now. I'm gonna go away now. Goodbye.
Oh my god, there's another team. Guys, I'm coming back down. I'm coming back down. Hello, sir.
It's going to hang around here for a while, if you don't mind, just hang around here for a second.
Who's hanging around?
Oh, they're here, they're here!
Yeah, get them guys, yeah, get them!
They can't, they can't take us all, they can't take us all!
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think we're winning I think we're winning good work team. Good work
No, there's another team. Oh my god, they're shooting everybody but they're treating me and no one else I mean
I'm gonna hang around through a quick spell.
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter!
You guys alright?
WHAAAAAT?
Yo, he's cooking! I was cooking!
Yeah, back side back.
You were cooking!
Dude, you're pissing him off!
You're pissing him off!
Macroller! Macroller! Dirty Macroller!
Oh, don't worry, I'll handle this. Don't...
Stand back! Stand back, everybody!
Now, gentlemen, I think we can meet the compromise we would all be satisfied with.
You've already killed Cloaksy for me. That's half the battle.
What if you give me a quick defibrillator, and we all get out of here as a family.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it guys.
Excellent, Ray.
Excellent, Ray.
Now, Amazon TV is the cheater from yesterday.
Wait, look at the profile real quick. Don't back out.
out. Hey, did you back out? Remember I died before they even got to us. Mm-hmm.
Did you's been dead for like a week? Yeah, yeah, but did you back out? Can you see
that thingy? I can see it but I don't see... I don't see who you see. I think
the different guy I've gotten in holy shit
you second the only I see is the good night guy that killed me and his profile
is private
now it's a different guy from there yeah I don't think I've ever seen that
name before I don't yeah I don't like that at all yeah it's a different guy
different guy I do remember who they were talking about it wasn't that guy oh who
were they talking about there was a guy with a fake ttb remember the guy
yesterday with a fake ttb that was rage shooting his name also started with an
a so they think you're shooting through the smoke or the guy on the hill that's
That's not him, he's a completely different guy.
Gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Gotcha.
Okay.
All right, okay, all right, okay.
Well, no matter, no matter.
We'll just get back in there
and we'll get even more go.
Honestly.
I see we do a free kid.
I can play one up.
What?
I see we do a free kid.
Free kid rumbling.
No way.
What do you mean?
I'll go with the kettle.
I'll bring a kettle too, I'll bring a kettle too.
I've been saving up a lot of kettle fours.
I'm packing.
Mr. Glowsy, it is New Year's Eve after all.
It is time to celebrate.
Yeah, I tried to see that ass.
Get a little bit of goop.
Get a little bit of goop.
Got a blue shield from Mr. Chicken.
Like it do.
Here we go.
We'll grab some of these dudes.
He's from Mr. Shiny.
Get off of your dumb ass skin too.
That's a hoax.
I'll tell you, use the hockey one.
It's the coolest skin in the game.
That's the one I'm using and I'm swapping off,
It's the coolest skin in the game. It's drippy. It's I'm moist. I'm moist
Here we go here we go now we ride
It's the best skin in the game easily by a mile
Rock the Cavalier with the pharaoh. I am really ugly. A congratulations sir.
Congratulations.
Hmm
New lighting fireworks night. No, I can't really do that
It's within the laws of texas by that
I also live next to a bunch of old people and whenever I did it last time
They all turn their lights on and stand in the window like they're disappointed at me
Now let's RIDE!
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, fuck ass old people. Precisely. You guys ready for a great raid?
I said you guys ready for a great raid?
Heck yeah I am!
Hell yeah!
Alright Gingy you die the first five minutes close to you died at Tita's and then we'll
go to the next raid.
Team break!
Okay sounds good.
The master plan.
I will die to your stream snipers first.
The master plan.
I will die to your stream snipers first, don't you worry?
Good. You die to the stream snipers.
You can live.
I'll talk to them for like 30 seconds before they inevitably murder me, and then close these eyes of cheaters.
Team Break!
What do we say after the team break?
That's it. Team Break!
Team Break.
Mm-hmm
Like
That's a very kind of all you smell like peanut butter. That's a very kind of all that's a very kind all young lady
You play with her be congratulation for me. You really
Realize coach. He had
He's 400 meters away
Hey, not game. Just
Holy shit. It's already going great. It's already going like super great
This is a guy's coming up right now right of the night coming right up those fires
right of the night inbound right now.
Well I'm dying in the first five minutes.
Oh close he's back.
My game crashed.
And a better PC.
What?
That is true. That is true. You had a better piece of your game when it crashed.
That is true. That is true. You know?
Oh my god! I'm already getting shot by a team by an energy team!
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh my gosh.
You guys run? One broke, one broke.
Gigi's not even in the game. Gigi's just standing there, basically.
Okay. She's dead.
I don't want to say user. I'm just living and I'm sweating up.
Holy shit.
That's the same team. Oh my god, there's actually another team inside
Run your own Gigi run your own
You back are you back?
You
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Wait, what? This guy is behind you?
Got one?
I think we gotta clear out this team first and then we'll get the next team.
Are you really killing me right now?
You are! Do we kill the shotgun? No, we're right there!
Oh my gosh, I'm dead.
WHAAAAAT?!
Another great raid! Another great raid!
Well boys, another one down.
I want everyone here to know everyone that can hear me. I hate you. Fuck you. Get AIDS and then finally, but not least important, go to hell.
Yeah, shoot the one down guy instead of the four men walking around me. That makes sense.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey, this isn't going too bad.
Yes, hello, sir.
Gigi, you're getting shot by the way.
Oh, Gigi, I'm getting shot.
I'm reloading.
Stop!
I'm reloading.
I'm reloading.
We're doing it, we're doing it!
I got you, dude, I got you, dude, don't you worry!
Why did you hell you piece of shit, I died!
Get out of here!
This is our raider!
I don't know who the good guys in the back guys are, I'm just, I'm just blushing.
Wait, are those your skinny friends?
I have no idea, I'm just killing people.
Another one down, another one down!
Okay.
I got the idea.
Good thing you're gonna play. I'm gonna lose you.
The guy was resilient.
God, yeah.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
I got the idea.
Nice job, Vima.
Nice job, Vima.
Nice job, Vima.
Give the buglet a challenge bat.
All your friends are dead.
You're all dead, Mr. Peanut.
Oh.
Well, you're part of a hearty crew now, you understand?
Yes sir.
Now let's get this scoop and let's get out of here.
Go go pink.
Wait, there's another team.
Did I just kill one?
It's locked in!
No, no, he's on me. He's on me. He's right here.
He's finishing me pain.
I-I-I-I can't- I-I-I can- there's fuckin' rocks, I can't get up there!
Dude, he was one shot, man.
One fucking shot.
Lock in!
Yo, what-
See? One shot, Janet.
Oh!
I curse your family. I curse the generation after your family! I curse the generation
after that!
No way I got killed by a fucking named Robert are we being so serious right now
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, all right guys, we need to bring it together.
to bring it together. We need to recalibrate. Reset, recalibrate, lock in, play as a team.
So for this next raid, close in here. Perfect. That was actually part of my plan for next
raid. Close in, don't be here for the first five minutes. Jinji, make your game crash.
Then I'll go die. Yes.
All right everybody clear on the plan keep break
Where the hell is folks yet where the folksy folksy bumping back shit
I'm a drink I'm the drink
Anyone have a spare shotgun you are not asking me for a spare shotgun right now
I need a spare shotgun you are not asking me for a second right now. You you are not asking me for a second
Yep, peanut that team that coaching D. I downed one got both of them
Oh, see folks one shot was five teams ago
We killed like five teams
But you have a spare shotgun
To me
No peanut
Ready that
You're the new year's whimsical spirit aren't you?
You're not you're that new year's whimsical spirit. I can tell you year you are creators
One moment you
here we go little bit of this step right in you mr. shiny I don't want to have sex with
you oh my god
we've been at that
and then we'll do this
amazing how simple slot can be so life-saving
Get some fendt.
Like you do.
Okay, I'm good to go.
That's right.
Happy new year, brother. Congrats on hitting the one-man monster.
We're helping Jimmy wish he was a sense for the couple years.
Mr. Gamble Woody, my man.
Good, my, good, my man.
And blood sings to you, brother.
That seems to you brother that seems to you on this 2026 vignette. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy
No shotgun for close he didn't know he literally stole a shotgun for months to range ago and had a gold stock of three peak attachments
I didn't see any.
You guys ready to rumble?
In a minute, I had to make a full kit.
I
Don't look at you. I do look at YouTube chat. I just don't look at your YouTube chats big boss because I hate you sir
I don't look at your YouTube chat
Because I hate you. Oh that clears things up. I hope that clears things up you big boss
I hope that clears things up you. Hope we clean that clean the smoke man clean the fog
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I have the last.
I'm sure.
I can't buy anymore.
Yeah.
What are you drinking?
Me?
Voodoo ranger.
You know what you're drinking Voodoo ranger on New Year's Eve?
It's the classic.
It's the classic.
It gets you from point A to point B the fastest amount of time, the cheapest price, and the
worst taste.
You need something a little spicy.
Like what?
What do you suggest?
Oh, there's no time to discuss it.
Let's ride!
You got a decent spawn boys.
This is looking up.
This is looking up.
Things are looking good.
Everybody in my chat wants to know if you've tried all the voodoo rangers.
I believe I have.
This is one unbeknownst to me.
People keep telling me that it's like a good alcohol.
Like it tastes good.
I'm telling you, it's not the best tasting IPA or beer in the world.
What voodoo ranger is, is the perfect trifecta of price, taste, and alcohol content.
The perfect trifecta.
It's New Year's Eve, though. You need something spicy like tequila.
Why didn't you like tequila? Yeah, exactly. Why didn't you like tequila? That's the best.
Yeah. Why'd you like tequila? I would have even more drink at all.
I'll kill you. Oh, these eaves.
You must have killed 12 of those a night.
She killed some people on the road as well. That's crazy. 12 of them?
What the fuck? Yeah, dude. I should have won it.
What the hell are you talking about?
My body went numb. My body went numb.
Twelve a night?
I've been drinking almost every night for two years
and I can't put down more than
five without actually getting slizzy.
Do you like rum and coke?
Uh...
I like rum and coke.
Oh, you got a...
Do you need a Z-Pot?
I just want that.
Yeah, we sound a little bit uh, a little different.
Work a shot right after this.
I don't have any shots.
You have Kikido's, man.
No, I drink it all.
Okay. And you drink all the Kikido?
Yes.
There's no way New Year's Eve you have no shots available.
I have tons of Voodoo Ranger.
Hey, you're not gonna take a voodoo ranger to the fucking egg.
Silly ranger.
Where's all the people at?
Trying to get the killin'.
Right there?
They just blew something up right there.
They're right there!
Ooh, let's get them!
Someone just died, though.
There's so-
There's that.
You got bodies.
Right there.
Oh.
Oh, three!
Oh my god!
Hello, sketchy.
There's a bit of thin.
I forgot my phone
Wait, there's doosie I think
Yeah, down below, down below
You go down?
I'll go down first, you guys can meet me
Ready?
Wait
Oh, he's under, he's under, he's under!
Okay, what the fuck that is kind of weird
I'm pretty stupid I'm pretty stupid
Guys we go back around
We went to life
What's up?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Get his ass!
Get his ass!
Get his ass!
Two of them are one. Two of them are one.
He's behind me! Behind me! There's a whole team behind me!
No way!
One down
Oh my god.
Oh.
Okay.
Dude, they're all, oh my god.
Another great raid, another great raid!
She's got me!
Oh, there's another team, Peanut.
Cancel 20-26.
I already give up.
I already give up.
I already give up.
20-26 is cancelled.
Wait, dude, the team that pushed us?
What?
Oh, it's not shooting.
Okay, container.
Hello, sir.
Hello, sir.
I want you to know that I want you to rot in hell and die. I want you to know that before I die, okay?
I want you to I want you to get aids and then and then and then rotten hell
For you sir, I like you to do contract syphilis stick a rusty fork inside of your rectum
Until it's bleeding and then go back to the lobby and then for you sir over here for you sir
I would like I would like a large brick to be dropped on your head in the game
Of course and then for you sir for you sir
I would like I would like I would like for I would like for your parents to get divorced
excellent, great gentlemen excellent, right?
Those guys have we just not keeping up or cheating by the way, they are I need the goop
He's cheating the other guy is not cheating and he's rage cheating and he's every single time he kills you
He screams the fucking n-word and then the other guy name is turkey who is aim-bottling T-Fu all day today
No, the other guy that knocked me out his name is TTT. He's cheating too. Oh, see they're just getting it all out
New year do them. They're just getting it all out before the new year new year do them
I'm super. That is the team of three cheers. Good for them. You got to admire the animosity
in the vigilance. Good for them. EPT stream snipe. Ifu earlier and cheated. Oh, honestly,
I'm playing you. Okay. I'm playing you. I'm playing you for
later. I'm on his screen. No, no, no, I hate. I hate it. I
hate it. I guess that's how I'm eating. I hated to be on
here. I guess that's how I'm eating. We're freaking out.
We're freaking out. Well, I guess that's how I'm eating.
I'm sorry. Same guy who streams. I touched him and
Nick today. Same squad, well.
All right, three kids, three kids.
And then I mean, that's right.
I thought you were showing your screen the whole entire time.
Yeah, well, that's a bunch of idiots, OK, they're not true.
Let's go back.
Don't you ever speak about my bungalows in such fashion again.
I got to go back.
My bungalows are geniuses.
My bungalows are geniuses.
They may talk about ads, even though I have three platforms,
I'm streaming on with no ads all the time.
They may rage bait me in the thinking of a mom cat 24-7,
but other than that, they have geniuses.
I'm not jammin', I'm suffering.
I'm not jammin'.
I'm suffering.
I'm actually showing them all the time.
I'm not jammin', I'm suffering.
Now LET'S REEEEEEEEEIME!!!
Let's ride!
Alright team, never back down, never what!
I don't know.
Holy fuck man.
I don't.
I don't know that the cheaters.
You almost have a shotgun.
I could put it.
I should have mine.
In my ass.
In Minecraft.
In Minecraft.
What's in my mouth?
I went back to the phone.
You never hit your screen.
Looks like we found the perpetrator.
Hi, Gigi.
Hi, Gigi.
You were the person that said, excuse me, teacher, you didn't cut the homework.
I was here last night.
I was here last night.
The thirty-eighth essay we were talking about.
You were at the homework.
Oh, yeah, Gigi was home schooled.
I didn't have homework.
Could have.
You could have full beat.
GAAAHHHH!
Get closer, nice job.
Wait, what?
Nice job.
Alright, better be coming from here.
Oh, are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
That makes so much sense.
Hey, Jinjin was home school, but she's just like the rest of us. Right, Closie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's so artistic?
No, I'm a artist.
A lot more special.
They're just like the rest of us.
That's right.
They are going to drop in front of us
All right
Oh, is there people or is it not people? There is people okay guys
They just shielded over here. They might be coming down
Oh my god, they're the best players ever lived. They're the best players to ever touch this game ever in in history of ever
They'd never miss a shot. These are three professionals. I'm talking MLG trick shot phase entry type gentlemen
Holy Dingle, Holy Dingle, Holy Dingle
I think there's six people, surely they fight, right?
Nah!
That would be too much sheds.
I'm coming to you.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Follow me, crew.
Why was the turret not shooting them?
You fucking kidding me?
This full team comes down zip, and then they chase me here.
No, so two full teams came down zips, by the way?
They both did. Both teams.
I am a...
Release me!
Release me from this house!
I'd be the shortest dream I've ever done.
Excelling me, gentlemen. Excelling me.
Hi guys. Max kids. Max kids.
I can't Max kid. I can't even get healed.
We're going in there and we're winning do you understand me soldier
I understand you!
Yes, boy!
Yes, boy!
And then there, let's make a difference!
Oh, yeah, how we...
All for one, and one for all!
Never back down, never won!
I'm gonna be out of my fucking misery.
Give up!
We only see the Cloaksy bring a loaded shotgun into the raid.
Bring a loaded shotgun into the raid in the game, of course,
And let me eat it
Never heard of her lose you gotta be kidding me lose all I know is when lose I'm suffering from success
Lose? Absolutely not.
I've lost the Whirlalim.
And the Game of Quicks, and the Game of Quicks.
And Game of Game of Quicks, and Game of Quicks, and Game of Quicks, and Game of Quicks.
Let me talk to Mr. Chicken, see what he has to say.
I can make seven bail.
He's a chatty catty tonight.
Hi, Mr. Chicken, sell me to find a bridge.
Oh, Mr. Chicken! It's Mr. Chicken!
Chicken? You can't say that.
Oh, I have one shield charger.
Too many.
Three lines.
Don't want to waste them.
Yup.
What's the damage?
Mr. Sinead still wants to try to get into my pants.
I'm down for that.
I'm down for that.
100%.
That's right.
It's like a shotgun set in fierce.
Shotgun.
About a shotgun with other beer bottles.
In the game of course, in the game of course.
In the game of course.
Alright, hope.
Uh, oh Mr. Texas, Mr. Monarch, and Mr. Monarch!
My- Mr. Monarch is one good man, good, ah man!
Good Latsy dude, good, a Latsy dies!
Oh
Mr. P. Congratulations on your stream partnership with BlackRock. Did you please lower my rent? No, I'm raising your rent
My partnership with BlackRock is a good one. I'm raising your rent along with any single moms
Your rent and all single moms rent are going up. Am I right boys?
Am I right boys?
It's us
That's me, that's me
Oh
Blog out
I'm gonna block out permanently.
Alright guys, we're ten minutes late.
This is our raid.
This is our raid right here.
Right here boys, get ready.
Get ready for some action!
You ready for the wind?
Should have been diving, right?
Should I get a woohoo?
Should I get a yee-ha?
Ne-ha!
Should I get a yee-hoo-ha?
Yee-hoo-ha!
Yee-hoo-ha!
Yee-hoo-ha!
Should I get a woohoo?
I want a woohoo!
Should I get a woohoo?
What's a woohoo?
I want a woohoo!
Okay, I can't do that.
Pop cat, pop cat, pop cat, pop cat, pop cat.
One this time.
We gotta get there, we gotta get there.
Get him!
Come on to me.
Keep on, keep on.
Run, run!
Run!
Run!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
There's a guy right there.
Crack, crack, crack!
I'm coming!
What?
One two one down. Oh wait he's behind us. He's behind us.
There's his eyes. One left. One left. One left.
I killed him. I killed him. I killed him. I killed him.
You got him? Nice work. Nice work.
Oh yeah. Leap her accurate at top.
He's a little sticky.
He took it in the corner by the way. That's yours.
That's my toy.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We're gooping!
We're gooping!
I've had a trigger.
Oh my gosh, what?
Oh, I've got goop!
I've got goop!
I've got goop!
Holy goopy!
I've got two total fours.
I've been in it a fort and I've been in it before.
it before
because you got a bobcat
i didn't get a bobcat man
dude you okay you just
leave them a story.
30,000 times.
I have 7 guns on me, I'm so heavy.
Well, here we go Kaleed again.
Broke you at that timing was fucking insane.
C'mon.
You said, Kloaksy got a bobcat, and I said I didn't get a bobcat.
Next I did my search was a bobcat.
that was fucking insane actually no that's great dude you're crazy girl you're
you're crazy you're crazy that was actually insane you're you're crazy girl so
like hold on that one hold up I've got a 204 with three green attachments in a
blue stock if you want it or son yeah I said that what about this we let this
we see this oh my god oh my god
I SCORE!
DON'T WAY!
DON'T WAY!
OH DINGLE, OH DINGLE!
I killed him, I killed him!
GET OUT OF HERE!
I'm on the side, on the side, I'm on the other side!
You're getting done!
I'm dead behind you guys!
You're dead, pinky!
Good job!
Oh, there's dirty sticky points!
Don't it
It's right over this bad boy we should be I
Agree I concur with that statement
She I concur
Anyway, that's you so the lady more
I got a lot, actually.
We saw the light in one.
You should have to see me.
Wait, we should leave.
No, I'm not.
I can go.
Unless you want to kill the seam that's coming up the stairs.
Yeah, I do.
That's more group right there.
They're going to be right here.
Wait, wait, where's that?
Well, let's get them.
I'll top, I'll top, I'll top.
Where's the other one as well?
I'm going, I'm going!
You're charged!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
One down one down. I'm going in. I'm going in.
Got him!
We're the winners! We're the winners!
Hurry up!
So you native that guy and then I native him down.
That was crazy timing.
This guy is weird, this guy is weird, right?
Little bit of poop.
Little bit of poop.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Did he actually go for a goofy?
Any of that? I'll try.
Is this your trigger date?
Uh, no, his.
I- You're actually gonna get out of here!
Yeah, we definitely have to leave now.
Wait, you're gonna go over there?
I think we got him. I think we got him. I think we got him.
Let's leave. You and Finn?
I have the key if we want to use that.
That's how it's been.
I am so heavy right now.
Like, oh, oh, what?
I got a banner guy who's trying to lure people into his kick stream with a five dollar giveaway
oh my gosh there's a okay there we go
Christ
you watch out for me spider guys I don't think I'm gonna be able to get over to
you guys
You handle, we'll handle, we gotcha!
Take that, Mrs. Spine, and take that!
Yeah, that's right, you run, you run!
Okay.
No, I believe you.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Why is this happening to me?
Guys, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!
Take that, Claker!
Thank you.
Poxy?
Poxy?
Ah!
Come on over yonder!
Cam just came to my stream room and said he's leaving!
Why?
To go to bed!
What?
It's two years Eve! Is he a pussy?
I got it by the way
Fuck you. Yeah, speaking of $5 giveaways for for the for viewers. I found out remember
I told you mr. B's text to me. I found wait. Yeah, I'd like to say
Wait, yeah, why don't say this?
We never mind. I don't know anything
Nevermind. I don't know anything but
They're mine. I don't know anything. You're my sorry
I don't know anything I see you mind. I don't know anything. Um
Um, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I don't know anything.
You're an idiot.
Maybe I missed calls from Mr. Beast. I'm telling you, watch me.
Watch me. I saw this text. It wasn't about a business relationship.
it wasn't about a business relationship he he was giving me those those
googly eyes you tell my clothes see the job
oh you're not cool if you said it on to well I'll text you I'll see if I'm
allowed to say that but I'm thinking about doing it because that's pretty
Really cool.
This is Peter's missing dad.
I'd be so rich.
I'd be so rich.
I'd be so rich.
I'd be so rich.
I'd be so rich.
Here.
Here.
Here we go.
Give me a sec.
Dude is a scumbag bro, don't do it.
I think you'll have a different state of mind
when I figure out if I can tell you what it really takes to me.
It's not anything for me, if you're not talking about.
I'm not it's nothing for me. It's nothing for me. I did nothing
You should tell him, you know, like you have some really good friends like folksy and Genji, you know that
Yeah
That's what he said.
He said, Peter, you want a free Tesla truck?
I said, what?
Well, now I've got 10 Tesla trucks.
And unfortunately, he said I specifically
can't share any with you guys, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, maybe next time, no.
Maybe next time, no.
That's crazy.
Maybe next time.
Maybe next time.
All right.
I'd share with you.
It's in the contract.
It's in the contract.
I'm joined, unfortunately.
He said 10, he said here's 10 Tesla trucks, but you can't give me any to get you cozy.
Why did I join?
Oh my god.
I'm so glad I did not go in with...
Oh my gosh, I almost went in with the wrong ammo.
I
Just text him I'm gonna see if I can tell people
Welcome back sir. Welcome back sir
They tell people well, I did the thing that mr. Bees texted me about
You guys fuck fuck yeah, dude, I went to the DM just a picture with lingerie
Mr. Bees show me your beast
Leglocked actually can't pull out and then you're fucking mr. Beast give me your bees
That's how it's forced about B 500 K a month
I'm not bringing the Bobcat it's too dangerous. It's too dangerous
There we go perfect
I was doing
I
Use the bobcat
No, I'm gonna use the shotgun
No, we don't risk the bobcat. We got a stack of 100 bobcats
Why do you miss so many and those shots? Why you little bitch?
Now we both have a little question we can be partnering right now
We both have a little question we can be thinking about right now
Look at that little counter question for you on this great new year's Eve. Fuck you pal
I never met
Mr. New Melissa, Mr. Peter, Mr. Lady Goddard, Mr. Fridge,
what was good, man, good, ah, man.
Good Lattey dudes, good Lattey guys.
Thank you boys, greetings, brothers.
Sell out, hell yeah, I'm gonna sell out.
I love selling out.
That's like top three favorite things to do.
You want to talk about, you want to talk about
Coaches and Digi?
Top three favorite things to do.
I go, hold up.
Getting paid money to play video games
Sponsorship only Satan would do something like that
I miss your cell out everything to do I miss your cell out I miss the cell out guys make sure you pay your taxes
It's wrong not to do so
It's wrong the government loves you the government loves you and only watch what's best so make sure you pay those taxes
Taxes then they never give me money back. You should be paying more than you pay. You should pay you should pay. Oh
Because your government loves you Genji
I should just give all in our government would never do wrong by you so pay more taxes guys honestly
Let's all give ten percent more in taxes this year for them because we all love the government
And they love us.
That's right, that's right.
You've turned me into a lesbian.
Fuck yeah.
Making progress here, boys.
Yeah, making progress.
You see that, that step one right there?
That is step one onto phase two.
Phase two of the plan coming right up.
Coming right up.
The coolest bud sent, when is taken turns Tuesday,
where you run a train on Cloaksy.
Also 12 shots deep and going, meh meh.
Hell yeah, now let's ride.
You could dog 109 cent is this the best Tuber stream in the world?
There was a mom on technique.
Okay, we're dead.
What?
By the way, what?
You mean why?
Why are you didn't you like your screen?
One of the cheaters wall I my screen was hidden but you took 17 business days to build the loadout
I was just I was just speaking facts. We should probably just extract that I did not hide and then cheaters in my sets
standing I'm coming
What?
No, we'll get him.
We'll get him.
Yep.
I do indeed.
We're just fucking leaving.
OK.
All right.
OK.
I personally will take him.
The guy's in my task spanning.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
It's over.
Maybe he's coming in a different life to you.
A-T-T.
A-T-T, right?
T-T-T's here?
Yeah.
T-T-T.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Dude, I'm too eased on in this way.
We should just go find.
please just get in okay thank you excellent right at my fault I wasn't
hiding I take full responsibility that's all he distracted me
I
Wait, I do I do nothing you come on I do nothing
You're talking about so I didn't
I was just I was just saying doing sponsored streams for
Video games are getting paid to pay video games as Satan word. They ate right to the dozen as a sellout
And the government loves you you should pay more taxes than you currently are
sorry
it's all i was saying i was just spitting facts
i was just spitting facts
can a group of smithbacks at one
group of smithbacks at one
i like to spit facts at your mom's pussy
alright, okay whatever
oh shit, bomb button
bomb button
All right, all right, all right.
Baby, come on, come on.
Sorry, come on.
Sorry, guys, come on, guys.
Sorry, come on, come on.
Sorry.
I was reaching for the high-speed button.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Let's ride.
OK, all right, we're good to go.
We're good to go now.
Can you stir?
Yes, misinput, misinput, misinput, misinput.
Misinput is it where?
Misinput is it where?
Oh, let's ride again!
I
Did you hear you saying on all night? What are you saying on all night?
Why
I'll be going to go to games here shortly and then be back like one to play again if
you like your son what's my central central okay yeah like one or two in the bad no no
no he just texted me saying come over oh shit and late night over text from to the time
Hey, this is a late night. Wouldn't call that guy.
You up?
What you wearing?
You up?
Sheeeeeeeeeee.
You're mad at that guy sitting on your face.
Holy crap.
Yeah, I would fucking die.
Holy crap.
Are you actually matching houseies to each other's houses?
Yeah, we do. It's just straight from the bedroom though.
Oh, okay. I have connection.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
They have connection.
We're ten minutes late net positive net positive
I'm gonna go up what my family's here so I'm gonna go celebrate yeah we is drop yeah with my family here
Yeah, yeah
Who does that?
We make this LG?
Wait, above above, just kill it.
That was me, no no no, I just killed it.
Okay.
That's the revaccine in it's own.
Yeah, you sure you don't want to sit on 10 minute gooseies
and then tell us you're healing run?
God, yeah.
You got it, Amy?
Yeah, it might be my LG.
Oh, it is my LG.
I might.
Are you guys just gonna talk?
I just feel bad cuz Tim came over and then left and I feel like a bad friend
You should
Okay, what the heck Jinji?
With Tim's lonely he needs you to cuddle him. There's war on this cold cold night. Oh
My god, he's doing tricks on it. He's doing tricks on it. Jesus Christ. I mean that's weird
Who's this guy?
I can't read my chat right now someone is spamming in my kick chat nice move
I don't even show my business.
I think he's talking to me, Gigi. Don't be so hella self-conceited.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
I'm dead.
They're setting you, setting you, setting you.
Back one.
Oh my gosh.
I got one.
You're cooking, you're cooking.
You're cooking, you're cooking.
Why is it not?
I think it's Gigi, I think you-
I got one.
Back to the one.
Nice.
Not another one.
He's doing it, he's doing it!
Charge!
Hold that hold that hold that nice. Oh my god, I should have doorbells kill him kill him quick kill him quick
What you eat I'm one sign I'm dad
Oh my gosh!
Holy shit!
Who's he coming for the revive?
Missing, Missing!
He's one, he's one, he's one.
He's absolutely one.
Rez, Rez GG.
Oh, we're back!
Rez.
Get GG, get GG.
I got your puppy, he's gonna take care of you.
Thank you, thank you.
Hey!
He's absolutely one.
His body's stuck here.
He might swing at me.
He's close right.
Get GG, get GG.
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.
Hey, fuck you!
I don't have any names.
Are you guys trying to down push him?
I'm doing my part.
One moment.
I have a plan.
What's your plan?
Is he still down?
I'm going in!
One dead one dead.
He's right here.
He's on me!
Oh!
What!
He's on me!
Push him!
He's on you!
We're here right here right here.
He's there.
He's right there.
He's on you!
Alright!
I will cook him you guys.
Yeah, go you guys.
Uh, yeah, Loki did ass on a stacked tent goes down.
We're cooking you were spending this block that ass on your mama, but unfortunately did no cap
I got a pop of cap in your ass on this fine day
You didn't got the plan to lose it
Do-do-do!
Very nice.
Did you get it, boo?
Yeah, a little something-something.
Something too crazy.
That guy, did he have a heavy shield on?
Yeah, he did, he did.
He did?
Yeah, he did.
I'm mad at him, and I'm like, oh, okay, that's fun.
Yeah, he had a full heavy shield.
Hooray!
Absolutely beautiful view back beyond here.
Oh, there's just a bunch of dirty stinky pores back here.
Yeah, come here.
Singes you up, you?
Oh, I have a lot to do.
You know, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, indeed.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I think yeah
Oh, she's a cool guy
Thanks, Rosie. Yep
Who's this guy?
Oh, he's other sticky poor
Darn it
Who she has a bobcat
I don't believe it.
No I don't.
I don't believe it.
I had a bobcat, I would have told you.
This guy does have a lot of fucking light ammo on him though.
We're in the clear, we're in the clear.
We're in the clear, we're in the clear, we're in the clear.
Shit.
We're good boys, we're good.
All right, let's
Is anyone of you hold it up was astounding got a double check can it be to see I
Have no shit. I know
Okay, there we're missing a body with the stature Bobcat
What if he he probably maybe got rid of it there's a lot of a lot of bodies with
straight light like that body right there right yeah yeah that's the guy
that I'm like where the fuck is the Bobcat you jinxed me how's your Bobcat
I don't have two guns it's my rattler and then a venator I got off of the guy
believable story believable story very believable very believable now that's
why I was like where the fuck we're missing something is something ain't
quite right I think they recycled it yeah they probably did be honest
You made a goop.
Like even this guy has like ammo on him but where's his gun?
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
It's just a bunch of stinky pores.
Hmm.
Inet hides the bobcat.
I do not have a bobcat.
I do not have a bobcat.
You would know I had a bobcat.
Yeah you're right.
You're right. I would hear you moaning in my ear. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, that's wacky Wednesdays.
That's that's time for you on wacky Wednesdays. You think it up? See
the leather burr suit ready. Good sir. Get the leather first suit, the duct tape and the candle
wax ready. It's time to bring in the new year with a little celebration. All gag too. Just
fucking time I give you the casino I out there make you have to just strap me
down and beat the fuck actually take a carrot and shove it in my ass
holy crap rating holy shit holy shit come blast a four billion I'll beat the
high score
I'm trapped by the tanks, she's a man.
Talk about the tanks.
Happy new year, happy new year Mr. General Hotspil.
Yeah baby!
Hope it is good you go and put it back on black.
Now we done pretty good today boys.
Pretty good.
Come in.
Mm-hmm.
Are you sure you want to go do stuff with Tim the Tapman late at night, alone with him in his house, in a dark room, or do you want to do him a raid?
Oh no, no, I feel bad, I feel bad.
Are you sure?
Yeah, he came over, sat on my couch for like three hours, and then went home.
What?
Yeah, so he came over.
And you were playing video games the whole time?
okay yeah I don't think he was gonna do anything I told peanut place I'm not gonna
back out of play at the peanut that's young folks he's a man of his word
folks he's a man of his word the mind I've got I've got a whole family out there
right beyond my door waiting for me to come out and celebrate the new year
yeah yeah
Oh
Let me make sure they're still there we make sure they're maybe hold up give me a second
I'm gonna go make sure I'm gonna go make sure they're still there give me a second
Dude, I got so many heels
one two three four five
six stacks of rechargers and
Three stacks of D fibs. Yeah, it's worth it
Okay, yeah, they're still there. They're still there
Yeah, I think it's a good LG. It's a good LG
That's all bugulators. Everybody's looking at three month old tiktoks
Check the date on the tiktoks you're watching sir, please God
I'm
Excellent rage
That was a good last raid. That was a good last raid. Yeah, sorry. I'm telling you short but you know
Are you actually gonna get on later?
I probably would be like 2 a.m. though. I guess you'd be on yeah
Are you actually gonna go to sleep like you normally do? I woke up at like 2 p.m. the next
Oh, okay.
Congratulations.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and get off and.
Yeah, GGs, GGs.
And I'll talk to you guys.
GGs boys.
GGs.
GGs.
Have a good one.
Happy New Year's.
Happy New Year's.
Have a good night, boys.
You guys had it.
Fogulators, Fogulators.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I know it's a half stream, boys.
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
It's just the whole family's out there.
They've been wanting to celebrate the new years
all together so I told them I would do a half stream and then come back out and bring in the
new year but I hope each and every one of you gentlemen has a grand doris new year boys a grand
doris new year full of whimsical fancies and an intriguing time. Godspeed gentlemen Godspeed
have a silly little New Year's full of silly a little dream activities perhaps perhaps
Happy New Year now! Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, happy new year!
Happy new year!
Ah, happy new year! Happy new year!
Happy new year!
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help me to the air
Help me to the air!
Help me to the air!
I'm going to get the capacity to pick a room here!
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