TheBurntPeanut
ARC NUTTERS w/ Cloakzy + DELTA FORCE EVENT LATER | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
02-04-2026 · 7h 43m
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Am I dead? You say?
You show me this shit, you know?
The black veins of flesh
Behold!
Let's go!
It's time to kill your daughter!
You already know what that means! You already know what that means!
That's wrong!
Let's go! Let's go!
Ah, good to be back, boys! Good to be back!
No, I didn't win the casino. Fuck you. I lost. Fuck you. That's too soon. Too soon. Fuck you. I lost.
Sorry about yesterday, boys. Sorry about yesterday. I just, I had to. I had to. I had to. I know I missed you too, gentlemen. I missed you too.
I had to. I had to. My voice was getting destroyed. It actually feels a lot better today.
I my voice was getting walloped absolutely destroyed absolutely destroyed I see we are still doing the lag thing fuck you
I'm not lagging
What was I saying? Oh, yeah, my voice was I mean it was horrible voice. It was horrible. It was horrible
It was that it was disgusting. It was disgusting
Oh, I had to give it one more day. I didn't want it if you're a lot stronger than a though
I drink tons of pee
And I even oh I even bought off Amazon
some
Chinese
Elixir that one of you guys recommended in the steam ideas channel
I haven't gotten yet, but I'm gonna be drinking it
I asked chat to me T though cuz I I don't read Chinese. I have no idea what it said
I said, can I eat this without dye and chat to me T has assured me I won't die so we should be good
to I'll try that on Thursday.
Um, oh,
oh, lagging. Perfect.
Lagging. Perfect. No audio.
Perfect. Great to be back.
Great to be back. By the way,
by the way, I just want to say this, boys,
I just want to say I just a little sassy,
but I saw a couple of tiktok like, oh, you know,
oh man, I wish, you know, Pina was sleeping
at night, and you hear, excuse me, and people
Like oh my goodness. I can't wait for tomorrow. I can suck see scary, you know, Mrs. Steve and I saw one douchebag
Well, I think it was coming. He's like look he doesn't care. He doesn't care if he simps his team
He doesn't care at all you guys genuinely. This is my it. I know it may seem that people this is like my entire
Life I do nothing
Other than this alright power. I miss the stream. I guarantee you I am a hundred times more distraught
then you guys all have a stream. I love it here. This is where I'm at. This is where I'm in my PIME.
I'm not here, I'm a rumor wager scrolling through TikTok for eight hours. It's bullshit.
Exactly, exactly. So I just wanted to do a big shout out to fuck that guy who ever said that,
that TikTok comment. I haven't responded to him. Fuck that guy. I'm telling you,
I'm telling you sometimes I can't even sleep whenever I skip a stream. I keep thinking about,
I keep thinking about you fuck that guy piece of shit. I love it here. I love hanging out with y'all
It's like but it's genuinely my favorite thing to do
I the oh if I ever miss it. It's cuz I have to miss it
It's not cuz I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't want to do it tonight. No, I don't need that. That's super sassy
Exactly, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about boys now before we continue though
Not for the chit chat
Not for the chit chat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's where it's at.
That's where it's at.
Cheers, gentlemen, cheers, boys.
That's where it's at, the dexter of the gods.
That's where it's at, that's where it's at.
And yes, I went to the casino.
I went to the casino, I gambled a moderate amount.
And I lost a ton of it and then I wanted all back on it. Yeah, give you a little craps
I've only ever seen it in the movies with this of montage and they go. Yeah. Yeah, we won
And then they go kill a hooker or something. I
Never played before I was playing craps. I was playing cards and I got all my money back and
Then on the way out. I threw it on black
and that was the end of that so but all in all it was a great time it was a great
time I had a great time with mr. officer mr. Yoni and my brother over there we
always had a good time yeah little casino tech is a little casino tech I
thought I won in my mind I was like who let's double it no it I'm saying it was
a small it was it would know I know no I'm not like no rock over here I didn't
100k you out of your mind. I'll just tell you I'll just tell you I'll just tell you so you don't have any it was
2000 I put on black. I know I know but I never go out. There's the first time I've been out in two years
I thought I'd have a little phone my friends. I thought I have I know it's a little crazy
But I thought I have a little phone my boys. I don't go out. I don't go out for drinks. So yeah, I guess that's right
Then that's right. Did I I well I thought I would double it. I thought I would double it
Uh, mmm, hey, in reality, it was a good idea, all right, pal, it was a good idea.
Mmm, uh, mmm, well, no, okay, I'm just saying that because I see people saying I put $100,000 on black guys, but Max was $2,000!
Anyways, mmm, Papa 6 million, I've already got one, pal, I'm one step ahead of you.
I don't know who that guy is that keeps saying Jesus hates you.
you. We'll see I guess. My space dollars are $107,000 so I'm not really feeling the love. I won't give you that but you know who knows maybe we'll try to do a leaf or whatever.
How did the officer do? Officer went crazy! Officer went mad! I'm not even joking, I'm not even joking. I gave him 25 of my dollars right there right?
Right there. We had some stuff to happen before that, but basically he was at zero and I gave him 25 of my dollars. No joke. No joke. He goes to the craps table and turns $25. No jump into $1,200. No jump. Not even joking. Turns $25 into $1,200. Not even joking.
He left with it all too. Well, and then he lost his wallet, but they got refounded
He lost it in the car rental company. So that was fucking hilarious. He was freaking out because there's a bunch of cash in his wallet
But he got it back. He got it back. He got it back. Oh
Yeah, it was pretty cool, it's pretty cool. Let me get the game. Let me get the game
Oh, yeah tonight boys tonight. We're doing
Orc Raiders for like two and a half hours two hours whatever and then we're doing I'm actually pretty excited because I used to play this game
I just play this game quite a bit not the extraction version, but like the team
It's actually good. We're doing a Delta Force thing. It's a sponsored thing
There's like a whole event thing with like coaxi and and and
Jngr against summit and and shroud and there against hotch and office. It's a whole doozy. I'll explain it to you later
Let me just get the game. Let me get the game. We get the game. Let me get the game. Let me get the game
One moment boys
One moment boys
Hmm peanut are you gay so many good questions so many good questions wow wow
last week asking if I was black this week asking if I gave guys let me know
if you have I honestly these are great questions because it's philosophers of
our time I would expect a statue to erect a view made of spear marble with
the with the hand on the chin that's you right now shut up pussy I'm getting the
Hello!
Hey!
How's everybody doing?
Brak's been better.
Uh, Kloaksy's not doing anything.
Oh, what?
Is he, is he AMK?
Yep.
Ha ha, perfect, perfect.
That's fantastic.
How long has he been at an AMK for?
Uh, five minutes.
Perfect, perfect.
Well,
He was scheduled to play together right about now. That is this hot day. He's hot day. He's not here. No way
Is he on it? Is he sleeping right now? Maybe he's maybe he's on his feet. Yeah
Nope, so he had to take a phone call and then disappeared. Yeah. Hey. Oh
My god, you guys are in a match
Yeah
What a sweet delight what a sweet delight
Well, well, you might have to run it solo, boys.
We might have to run it solo.
Give him a second, give him a moment.
He's napping.
Ready for a full-on finale time.
That's gonna be fire.
I can't wait for that.
I can't wait for that.
By the way, boys.
By the way, is the timer-
You know the countdown on full-on's website?
That's just a countdown for the finale, right?
There ain't nothing happening.
Right?
Hey, don't mind if I take a look at it.
He was telling me he was like,
403 remastered something,
but it kinda counts down right through the finale.
I feel like it's just the finale
that they're counting down, dude.
He's fucking your dad.
Then where's the cat at?
Did he do what the man freaking said?
Clue oh, I don't see welcome in
Is it the IRS
You're right guys you were right you were right with my dad
You were right about my dad. I just looked at the phone call. It was four minutes and fifty seconds
Mm-hmm sure it was pow okay, and it was with your dad. I said can you please come home and peanut misses you?
He says I don't care. I met a nice girl named candy down in Tampa. Whoo. Is it dizzy lover?
He did love her a lot this
Okay, co-ce
Do you want to finish this up and then hop on over yonder? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
I'll see you in a quick second taxi. Mr. Drex. Good. Good. Good day fellas. Have a good one. You too. Good luck, Mr. P.
Here we go. I'm gonna run a quick solo while we wait. We're gonna quick solo.
Yeah, how do I give you a fully good Bobcat 4? No need, sir. No need. We are on the rise.
I'm about to get 50 Bobcats tonight.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm to be oh my game's frozen. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Uh, one moment one
moment. Quick alt therefore rip your fans. Oh, there's no running. There's no
run there's no kicking at least six out of nine of them and that's good enough
for me the two dollar bill and that's enough for me
170k LOL alright fuck yourself out you wait out what's going on here what's
going on get me out of this game get me out of the game get me out of here
Here we go and pop this open
Okay, there we go. There you go. It's probably start back up. Start back up
Where's coaxies over there with the Hoosie doosies and mr. Taxi man, mr. Drac
Taco Tuesday, I chick-fil-a today trying to watch my figure. Can you tell boys?
can you tell boys can you tell been slimming down only have three chick filet
sauces with it as well the sauce is really what gets you the chicken isn't
too bad even though it's fried the sauce which gets you gotta keep the sauce
amounts low. Two or three won't do nothing. Two or three won't do nothing.
I'm just gonna ban that one guy. I've been seeing him spam all night. He's got the
possible banevator thing on him, so it's like the only thing I see in chat.
Where'd he go? Hey, you shut up, Ricky Bon Bon. You shut the... you shut up. I'm gonna
time you out shut up shut up mmm there we go all right I tell you had the
impossible banner beta box of it so every time he talks out my eyes are
just gonna do it didn't really anything else I don't know how long it times about
when I couldn't the time off but I don't usually do that that's how long is it
like an hour? Hopefully an hour. Okay, let's ride. Six years. 10 minutes. Okay, 10 minutes
of teach, miss lesson. I don't teach, miss lesson. You learn your lesson, Ricky, bonbon.
Think about what you did. Let's ride. Oh, fuck, I don't have a kit together. One, one,
additional moment on top of the previous few moments.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. One additional moment.
Here we are. Perfect. Couple pieces of ammunition. Little
blue shield for Mr. Sidi. Couple of shield recharges. Couple
defibrillators, little bit of bandages, and some things and all like to do, then...
Okay perfect, now we ride.
Bird City, Bird City, did they change the times?
Because Bird City is not to a toon.
What happened yesterday by the way, when I wasn't streaming?
I heard there was a Hoosie-Doozie and there was nothing going on.
Like all the adventure gone.
Oh my god.
Knoksy, welcome in!
Hello!
Get it? He up and in the lobby for 20 fucking minutes!
Okay, okay. Do you want to run duos or trios?
Uh, I don't care. I don't care at all.
Okay, I'm running taxi.
Okay.
Well, you've been in the lobby for 20 minutes?
Yes, I had to tell him about my casino story.
Yeah, you didn't even tell me about the casino story.
What happened? Are we up? Are we down?
I lost it all.
Oh, well, fuck.
Sell the house, honey. We lost it all.
If you think about it, you're right there.
You're like one more bet away from hitting a big.
Fuck yeah. No, I see the truth.
To tell you the truth, I pulled out some money
And then I lost a bunch of it and then I won it all back in Krabs and then on the way out when we were gonna cash it
I put it all in black and lost it all
Hey, yeah, but imagine if it hits hell yeah
You know what I'd be saying I'd say
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, officer took $25 to the Craps table and turned it into 1200. No
joke. No exaggeration. No exaggeration. I'm telling you, man. Craps. It's so good. It's
so good. I love Craps because anyone once you win, everyone like everyone wins. Yeah.
But if you roll a seven, everyone looks at you like you're scum. Yeah. Well, you are
I'm already out of money how much do I owe you and then Adam said Dylan Dennis likes to get his fart box a
Your body.
Art Box is your pooper.
Your stink hole, your butt.
You're shardy butt.
Your tarpon, the starfish.
Mm-hmm.
Ew.
Actually a lot of people enjoy that.
It's like a thing.
It's like a king.
No way.
No, seriously.
You know when you have 350-year-old women in
Gimsuit step on your balls for two hours and spin on you?
But it's like a different type of cake
Talk about
It's a little freaky. Yeah, it's a little freaky. It's not for everyone
It's not forever. No, especially if you've had Taco Bell that day or jack of the box. You just be pooping in their mouth
But why are you why are you speaking like from experience?
Or so I've heard or so I've heard
From a friend or so I've heard from a friend from a friend of a friend you're speaking from experience. No, no, no, no, no, no
Can you pull P taxi he's in McDonald's behind the drive sir getting a hand job. Okay, got you got you welcome in taxi. How are you?
Yeah, fuck you well, okay, then
I'm someone ready up. I've been the lobby for 26 and a half minutes
This is smoking mr. Strip and mr. Dicker and mr. Kosh
Rolby one good man good man
It was tonight right before because I'm one good man good. I'm mad
I've never played Delta Force. I have I have it's fine it's fine it's like it's like playing
you can talk of but instead of like instead of moving around like you're
four hundred and sixty pounds and your name is hunch you can move around like
you're in talk of duty it's pretty nice it actually feels really nice yeah I used
to play a bunch of the I never really played the extraction mode in it but I
played a ton of the like the battlefield mode in it was like 50 to 50 years
That's pretty fun. That's pretty fun.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
The name of the term is peanut.
Also, uh, Mr. Peanut.
Also.
The peanut.
Also, with the only addition to Arc Raiders being Bird City in the past three months,
I think a little, a little sporidee will that would never hurt.
Now let's RIDE!
The Queen is guarding it with her life.
Only engage if you've bought your best gear.
Oh, that's right!
It's been all late.
We say?
The last six raids have been all late.
Yeah, but coming in late isn't that positive because because
Then
Well because no because because
Then some people have already killed other guys and they've got twice to three times as much blue
and they're like taxi don't run say and taxi kiss me yeah thank you sir
yeah so when you come in late you don't come you're usually a bad thing you
want to come late I always come early hey guys my screen is fucked up
Yeah, give me like two seconds.
Don't you sat in lobby for 30 minutes.
Well, I know till I got here.
I've one moment, please.
Okay.
One moment.
One moment here.
One moment.
Yeah, we're waiting.
Oh, yeah.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
Oh, yep.
little Bobcat. Yeah Bobcat for poor people. There we go. Alright good to go, good to go.
Thank you boys, appreciate you guys. Oh 300 meters away, not too far at all. Nope, we're
way up here though. Thank you good sir, thank you good sir. We're going up and down each
other's riders over here. Oh by the gods. Is that some type of sex metaphor? That'd be.
if you wanted to be in the seas
hello it's me mister latter
good to meet you on this five-day share
good to make your acquaintance
excuse me sir
wait
after me
all right
Yeah, I'm coming up right now. I'm coming in right now.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
I was getting up yesterday and I hate you.
Okay.
Dude, supposedly, if you know what I mean-
All righty then!
I'm going around with my full legal name and birth date for age cheating.
Do you have an affiliate?
Ah!
It's good to be back.
It's good to be back balanced.
It's all things should be.
Yep.
No, I've uh, yep, that's yep. Yep. All right
There's some horrors in this world I can't comprehend I would imagine that gentlemen's parents are either cousins or hate him
Or go to be gang. Oh, yeah over the double whammy
I
Want the ones that one's a roof. They're on roof. They're on roof. Wait, why are they dying?
She was taken by the P and catch a bunch of lights
I'm going in. Yeah. Oh fuck
Well played.
Are they out there?
Yeah, they were under 100%.
I'm going in!
Got it!
Come here.
We touched it too. That can only be one.
This is another team.
Yeah, this is a completely different team.
Did you kill all three from that team?
Yeah, I was going to.
I thought that shit.
I got a swan on something.
I'm going in!
Alright.
Mr.Jarrod, bubble-bubble, because of that bastard shit!
Brat's up through the top, Mr.Jarrod!
My man, my man!
Had burgies.
Good man, Pee-Poo, could I land you down?
Did I load it up?
No.
Mr.Jarrod, this one's for you, big man.
One for you, big man!
They're good. Bottas, they're bottas.
On the house.
They're bugging their house.
Yes, they're fleeing.
Oh, they might be in here.
Oh, yeah, they cut the Hoosy-Doozy on it. They're for sure in here.
Okay, we gotta make sure they don't spread out the sand.
They'll all have to be peppers, no Torah.
They can be shared. Two is to my delight.
The body's under too.
Yeah, they put traps on them.
I think this might be under, bro. They were destroying our...
Yeah.
All clear, all clear!
Oh, they probably know we're here now.
Yeah
Like a shadow in the night. Oh my god, they're handsome sexy
Okay, there's one on the left for some reason and I'm dead these guys are hungry. I'm telling you they haven't eaten in
There's some hungry boys
you're so hungry boys you see that you did a full rotation just to shoot me
once while I was down you need walls
We'll get something!
You peanut racers!
Yeah, they're going to be inside.
Someone grabbed a sip.
60k? Damn, those are husband numbers.
I don't even have to do a duo stream with a cockroach.
He's just beating you!
That guy is Jesus.
SORRY!
All the way over here.
Yeah, I see him.
On the right! On the right! On the right!
Oh! They're in him! Cooked! They're in him! Cooked!
I almost lose that.
He's pushing up and they open!
Guys, come here and hold on.
Think double buddy.
Is he out of your room?
No. No. No. He's pushing him all.
They don't cook.
I'm swinging
And I'm caught
Right side, right side, right side, right side
Back right, back right, he's like right here
He's on Hedi
I'm playing with you
Zip, zip, zip
You're playing with your horse
Right side, right side, right side, right side is gone
It's Terran, Terran, my mother can't get you
Get out of my house, you son of a bitch
It's Terran, I can't
I made my mind
Good man, you do good, I let you down!
You impressed me with my game play, are you not Jared?
Me too.
I would be as well.
Hope you're jotting a couple notes down, Mr. Jared.
Hope you're jotting a couple things down on how master, Darzendt,
At the shit, Panko?
He called this the spectating period.
I have more bombas.
we watch taxi and a racist play the game
I'm pretty sure he's off
I don't think he's there. I didn't really get any of the things.
For this guy, I got to re-stop.
We didn't get inside, I don't think.
I did, I did. He died. Okay, fall damage.
I would love to play video games with my friends
That'd be pretty great
We can loot this guy that dropped loopy nothing did. Yeah, I
Seem
Hey, I'm really poor you might grab me a weapon or something
Yeah, I got tempest is Bobcats
you can get your future are you on him he becomes he becomes okay I'm coming to
peanut I'm gonna go from stairs then you spectate taxi instead please
oh my god they won't be switched oh no I want to be switched I'm hard a good
I've got about 80,000 space dollars
But I've been working on it. I've been working on it
The rise oh, do you hate how much people that's that sounds like a tweet to me from 100,000 people
That's kind of weird.
No, I just can't hear it.
You can see it's due alerts.
Don't do that, guys. Don't do that.
Don't do that, guys.
Don't do that, gang.
No, no, no, I got the first guy.
Okay, so let's leave.
Yup.
Peanut, I'm assuming you're poor and ugly,
so I have to bring the blue shield back for you.
I
Am NOT ugly, and yes, I would like that boost you
That's funny right now the bobcat
I will get him next time. We'll get him next time. Yeah, we'll get him next
I will have it played since Saturday. I'm a little rough around the edges
The gears are a little rusty
Oh, you have one of those.
This should be ID my new puppy.
I'll give you an honor of that until you throw it under that stow.
You want to see this, you know, there's heat to you.
You can see it on my only fan shirt.
$6.99 a month with one month free trial.
I don't have a father figure in my life.
Yeah, it's probably the thing.
Don't check it out.
I don't really see that.
Folksy is racist only on Thursdays.
You guys don't have the hatch key?
No, we do, but they're fighting.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Wow.
Guys, I can't see anything outside of the word lag on YouTube.
Mod's, would you mind just so I could read chats?
There's time for anybody that says the word lag.
I wanna be able to read chats!
Real chats!
You might as well time it out for everybody who says lag.
I'll have to throw a link there.
Um.
Okay.
Also twitch.
Okay.
Well now there's no chance to read.
What does tweet treat?
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet delight.
You know what?
better idea I'm gonna have them I'm gonna have the robots do it I'm gonna get
the robots on the case
this button and then click that button and then do this and then do that new
group, lag, lag, in minutes, no one, enable. And then add phrase, lag, create group.
Okay, there we go.
Does that work?
Or is that not working?
Um, does that work?
Um.
Does that work?
Um.
No, no it didn't.
Okay, all right.
All right, let me try it on this one.
You go there, there, and add a new group called that.
And then that and then do this and then there we go
Or then create group. Did that work?
Not even working either. Oh, that's weird
That's weird
Okay, well, that's great because the stream elements guys are serving it. This worked
Good to know it doesn't what a sweet treat what a sweet delight what a sweet treat. That's great news. That's always super great news
I'll have to take some later. All right. Okay. Well, well, that's great news. Peanut. What got you up?
I would love a Bobcat if you've got one
I would love what I would love one. Mm-hmm. It's a list green ammo though. Oh, wait. No, I bring you them a year for
Where you actually bring them on yeah
Right
I'm your blue shield
We got the blue shield and then the the bobcat. I'm gonna bring a vinodator as well. Yes, a little bit of goop. Here we go. Couple of those.
a little bit of this.
A little bit of that, put that right down there.
A little bit of this.
A little bit of that.
I can do three of those in five of these bad boys.
Dang it!
Peanut, everyone's tweeting at me saying I hate homeless people.
I wouldn't know anything about that.
Every profile I click on has hashtag bungulators.
I wouldn't know anything about that.
I wouldn't know anything about that.
I don't know why you tell me that.
Peanut!
Let's ride!
Let's ride.
All right, you ready?
Yeah, we're all ready but you.
Okay, okay.
Well, no, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
All right.
You need fit, bro?
No, I've got the idea.
I've got fit, right?
Let me see.
No, never mind.
Let's ride.
We see.
Don't ever mind, let's ride!
Yeah, I also think you could say I brought ammo with it. So now I've got 10 sacks of
my name oh I literally said I'm bringing ammo because you're poor oh
well hey nice at all peanut peanut your plan was to hurt me congratulations
you heard me do me what peanut I'm gonna lie when you first download our
creators mm-hmm like you choose a name right you load in okay you start off
with more money than you currently have on the channel.
No you don't, you start off with $5,000.
I've got 37,000 bids, boy.
Checkmate.
Even if you sold everything in your inventory,
it would only be around, like, 20k.
Yeah, 20k.
Thank you, Cassie.
Yeah.
You're a bad man, Cloaksy.
That's a lie. That's a cardinal sin.
You have 30k to your name. How?
How? How? How?
You play this game every day. How are you so broke ugly stupid?
Okay, we make a million today. I'm your high for a goop. Oh
Honestly now I feel like an asshole. Goop was getting it out the mind
He can't let a group of work. You only have so little when you steal loot off of everybody
I
Will say that is wild
I literally never stole loot from anyone I have no idea what you're talking
about you believe this guy can you believe this guy
yeah I'm gonna Bob cast you got 50
yeah yeah alright I'm not gonna let some guy talking like he's in a cartoon and a
Racist tell me how to play
Who take us to the Northeast
I think it's the other one.
Did he get you through a snap hug?
Did you see that?
We're about to hear another one.
Yeah, look, look, look, another team right there.
Oh, no, he got you! I'm coming, I'm coming!
Let's get behind the marker. Hopefully you don't see me.
I don't think they saw me. I don't think they saw me.
Where did he go? Where did he come from?
One's directly under me.
They're looting, they're looting, they're looting!
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
One, one, one, I killed one, I killed one.
I gotta see the other side of the pole then, it's no way to...
You charged!
Yeah!
This guy's one, this guy's one!
Get him, have it, get him, have it!
I killed the Cliker!
Thank God, yeah!
I'm coming, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, one more!
I killed all three over here, I killed all three dead over here.
There he is, there he is! Over yonder by the Hoosie-Doogee next to the one you were calling!
Got him!
I KILL HIM!
My guys, it is well well well.
Go fight!
Alright, play with your taxi!
SHIT!
Too easy, too easy!
Don't have his way with you now.
Yeah, I want to do that now.
I need this more than you could possibly know.
Oh, that's me!
Oh
Okay, we need to run we need to run we need to run taxi. There's a full team right on me on the army
Yeah, run inside run inside
do you get him I'm going over to the next one right here that's a bobcat right there
Let it marinate let it marinate let it marinate
Another team is running in right here teams
It's happening I
I
Want to make it. I'll fear so close to you right now
Kill him
Out of here. Are you stomach?
You see the name of a you feel God was he saying yeah
We could wrap right these early to we could wrap right into
I'm off your right side. Do you rest there?
You went down bottom right summer we have to find them
People but I'm not seeing
No, he's wearing I don't know he was wearing ready probably sitting at bus
Oh fuck oh
Okay, dude, alright. That was an in-game mechanic that was broken, not on me.
You saw that, you saw that.
Me, me, me, me.
Locked in.
Okay, this guy is a bobcat, guys, so we got away.
Uh, we know we can't let him escape.
I just don't know where he is.
He sure is silly. He sure is silly. He's running, he's running. Kill him!
I don't have a renegade. That's a renegade. He's so gone. He's so... No he's not. No he's not. No he's not. No he's not. No he's not.
It's not over to the fat lady die to cut us wrong
Are you shooting the fucking queen was that a failure? Yeah? Oh
What's he was him
Don't be that he's God. There's so many God. He's got the Bobcats easy. He's the one with the Bobcat
He is the one in the bobcat.
On you?
Yeah, he stepped on me upside.
Behind where I ran away from him.
Shooting, huh?
Four teams, four teams.
What the hell are they still doing over there?
They're dead, bro.
He go back, go back!
Our team needs our help!
I'm peeking.
I'm peeking.
Is he going in front of us or something?
Go, go, go!
I'm talking I'm talking I'm talking about those needs for the scene
I don't want to go up the ramp and see blind
I'm going in I
Hit him again. I hit him
Oh my god, he's handsome and sexy. I didn't stand a chance
Where you going? Oh my god everybody
I
Cracked on top
I'm gonna hang out over here for a little bit
One one up top right and one bottom left
I need you to inject me. I'll inject you. I'll inject you. I'll put it in here. I'll put it in here. I have no
I'm going to use the magic finger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's go into a dark place and go on.
I'm pulling on it.
There you go.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
See what above us?
Who's that noise?
No.
Oh.
Come on.
Hey, they.
Uh-oh.
I've got you.
I've got you.
I'll handle this one again.
Hey.
Lock in.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
We go
I might have heard someone else finished. Yeah, I think he's running around down below. I need to lose someone
A big boy! Take that!
And a little- oh shit
I have guys help out by the end of-
No, there's another- hey there's another team man
Heyyyy
This isn't going too bad
Yeah, another team here. I have no shield no anything. I've been able to loop a single fucking body
It'll be the cool I
Don't see them. Yeah, they're on break. That's what the blind staircase is that
Score oh
what I need oh don't you gotta cut it go go go push with that yeah I don't know
I filled the 100 fucking big girthy men here where's the rest of the hooligans
is your board I think a lot of them called we fit it at least I do we
finish a lot of men the tax you are good at finishing me down let me tell you I
have never seen someone with the capability sentence yourself it is
commendable to say the least your techniques are flawless
keep your people's left or right there's a new fence
little bit of coot this guy's dumb and poor I repeat this guy is dumb and poor
I was getting shot with a vent right there we got Bobcat we got one of the
Bobcat guys but there's two more well I don't think we got any Bobcat guys I got
a Bobcat with kinetic converter I'm gonna call them over again
You can call him over again later.
I mean, that's working.
Yeah, what now?
Stay here, dude.
You got a bobcat for the kinetic converter for a goopie?
A goopie like me could really use one of those.
You have 50.
You do much better than 50, though.
What?
One.
You have 51 on you.
You have 51 though!
What?
52.
Don't worry closely, I ran the numbers.
Me and the boys have been whipping it up in the lab.
Yeah?
I'll trade you two total force for a deal.
Are they at Blue Chokes?
Both Blue Chokes.
Actually they're pretty packed each, they're actually quite packed each.
Deal.
Oh you alright?
Let's look at another bad deal.
But I will literally never do this ever again you mean
Yeah, you don't think wait. Oh, don't you want I give you two
Good word team
Oh
No, no, he's jumping poor. He's jumping poor.
Dammit.
That's a really good save.
That's not too savvy at all.
Got the blue compensated, the gold stock, and the pink Hoosie-Doozie, and the blue mag.
That's a prime succulence.
The gold stock and the pink who's he do's he and the blue mag
That's a prime succulent
The fruit is right
That's nice 70% shield in three shields these shields
No, okay
All right, I wasn't gonna give you the answer. Yes, flesh man. Oh, um
Yeah, same. I'll have one. I got you. I got you. Here you go. Here's five regular bandages. Oh gotta go get that
Here's five regular bandages. Oh, okay. Look at that. Here's five. Oh god. Look at that. There's five. Oh, good. Oh, alright
You earned it
How are you so quick?
Last time too. Oh, you just be suckin' in that. I still, oh boy, be suckin' it
Well, there's three clinkers coming in from the East boys. If you just get out, there's only 14 minutes left
We have the facilities for that big man.
I don't have, I have two dead mines.
You get to that right?
I have an aphelion, and we have veninators. I have two wolf packs.
How many dead lives did you take to the queen?
I don't have the ammo for it. I have one white heal.
I got you, I got you.
No, you take take two sterilized. Oh, God, we couldn't let him definitely. So these take you. Oh God
We're going to sterilize for you. Good job. I
Don't have I do have a venue. That's 30 boats. I could I technically unload all the ammo
I give you I give you my
222 20 I've got 22 in my generator and 90 extra like I normally do
I'm gonna okay. I'm gonna give you the death mines too
You're good at that.
Or peanut can take them.
I'll handle it, I'll handle it.
You can count on me boys!
I shoot it so it has aggro on me so you don't get...
That's good thinking, that's good thinking.
Let's have it kill Taxi,
because he's the least important member of the gang,
and then I'll put the deadlines on it,
and close you stand there and look sexy.
Oh shit, okay.
P-BREK!
I
Well, there's the show ass one. I'm not dying and two fluksies not
Okay, okay. Yeah, I must concur doctor
I must concur he looks like the underside of my sack I
Would agree I would agree well once once you get a couple of drinks in
You see that shimmer in his eye a star next to the moon
I don't know if you want to play awkward with them or fuck them and I'm not okay. Oh, yeah, I know exactly
Yeah, oh, yeah
Okay, who was it come on am I right boys? I'm gonna throw both. Thanks. I believe it tells the
Rocketeer that's coming. Oh, well hold on if you're distracting it. Shouldn't you be not next week?
Well you guys just you run up at it together and snap on it
Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, there's so much
Oh, no, thank you
You're doing uh, you have to do it again first one's down hit the deck
Oh, oh, he's here, ready to take any damage
Oh my god space Jesus on me and he just fucked me wrong oh what a sweet treat
just a nick of time
oh fuck okay okay i'm in yes okay go back go back i'm gonna bounce on his head
then okay hey how you doing thank you good chair it's a little bit of healing
little bit of madden up okay I'm shooting it I'm going in where there's me oh
oh shit I missed we don't even know didn't oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh it fits
should be a fish at me is it low I'm on a deadline so I got it I'm okay
I'm trying.
Please don't take it, you gotta go please.
I'm trying.
Please don't take it, you gotta go.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Take that you bomb piece!
Oh my god, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Whoa!
I don't have a stab hook, I don't have a stab hook.
You gotta give me a sec.
You don't have one at all?
No, no, I have one, but I fucking...
Take that you bomb piece!
Take that!
I have armor. No armor.
I've got two Shuri Chargers.
I've got six Shuri Chargers.
Is it best to shoot it in the red nipple?
Where did we shoot it from?
On the nipple.
We got you in the nipple. Got it.
Oh, it bounced.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Shit
Got him having boys. Oh fuck. Oh well you're on your own team
wait, wait you cancelled it
how much did you do that full clip dude? did you see it? did you see it?
I'm not mad at that
are you kidding me? I'm dying to record it
oh you're not, oh word
hey got me a taxi to let us know
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm dying to record it
it's gonna hit me
Oh
It's a big lucky guys, I'm doing so much. Hey, that's yeah, don't you worry coach them on the way
I'm coming coax you I won't let you down
I
Got a heel
Dude, I just did it like seven thousand do it by the way. It's it's fine fire moment
one moment gain I have no more way little baby healing bird city active right now
number why you guys my shields broken
No, we can't repair it, we don't want it.
Good luck.
Last gift up to you.
He's only got our health.
You may lose the battle.
I want to try and, and...
When does me!
Yeah.
When does me!
Hi, I'll let you guys give it.
I'll just say.
Oh, I died.
I'm going in!
Spray, spray, spray!
Oh, what the...
Oh, never mind.
I'll get him later
Hey, how you doing?
How's the war treat you
Shall we for who's he's easy to recharge then we'll be back in the action
I
Where what who wait wait what happened listen would you say I'm going in
Shard I am doing so much damage to this thing
Where does may
I'm on fire
Okay, I'm in fire. All right, you can go good the second time the third time though is the time
You go cheap you go cheap you go puppy
I'm gonna run, you revive, you revive, you revive!
Jesus Christ!
No, I'm out of heals!
Yeah, we've been out of heals!
Oh, that's going in again!
I did!
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
Oh, that was gonna hang around out here, actually.
Yo, I'm talking! Yeah, I'm talking! I'm talking! I'm talking! I'm talking!
I'm next to you, D-50!
Oh, no! No, I don't have one!
Oh, fuck!
We added D-50s?
I've got two! I've got two!
Yeah, I'm calling you.
Okay, good God! Come to Bobbina! Come to Bobbina!
Now, I'm gonna go through the middle cabin.
No, wait!
The fire is not the fire!
Okay, got you! Okay, got you! Okay, got you!
I got you! I got you! I got you!
Oh, my God!
The fire is not the fire!
God
NOOOOO!
DO THAT HAND!
No, it's so... I ran out of ammo.
GO GO GO!
AHH!
Sir wait, sir sir I love Brazil!
Or whatever the fuck.
Fucking officer.
DAMMIT!
Do you have any ammo they're dead? I was gonna say.
Oh there goes two bonk head foils.
That sucks. That one her teeth.
That's one you're gonna think about for a couple of nights with your head on the pillow.
Dude if I have any ammo then DEAD!
Which I'm able to you need medium. Oh, yeah, I am I didn't have 600 light though
I tried
Demon it can fucking me off. I could get up there every time I would stop looking you would you would either step on me or fart
I couldn't do shit
You saw it you saw it
It was actually almost dead.
Everyone's saying Kloaksy's sold.
What do you think that's all about?
Kloaksy's sold?
I sold.
Kloaksy's sold.
I sold.
Kloaksy's sold.
I'm a bit bet.
Yeah, you're an idiot.
Have you been eating fake chips?
Yeah, that has to be bad.
No, I've seen it.
I've seen it.
Kloaksy's sold.
Kloaksy's ugly.
folksy's terrible to get with his fad
oh you can't say that
okay now I know
folksy's a crap and I hate him
this is why folksy's dad left
okay, near pain chatter
folksy should quit this game
and go back to fortnite
is he still in danis again?
no this should be making chats out
folksy's past
folksy's horrible
dude fuck
that was so close
Mmm
You guys stop being naughty the way I got him for you. Closey. Oh, thanks man. Appreciate that. I love you guys. Any time, any time, probably would have killed the Major.
I gave it everything I had. I left everything in me on the field, on the football field.
I held nothing back. I held not a single more so me back and I'd still been doing.
No
You made Helen killer proud out there
Good job. Thank you, sir. Thank you. I
Stopped existing I
Did they change bird city around cuz birds cities on right now?
Yeah, they made it so it's way more frequent
You had two bobcat kinetic converters and they're saying you shot it with one mag that
whole time.
Liars.
What?
Liars.
Liars and cheats.
Liars and cheats.
That's who's riding those chads. Liars and cheats.
What does a Goopa like me gotta do for a blue shield?
I got you.
Thank you, good sir. That's very kind of you, thank you.
Patsy, by the way, may I say you may have died out there, but you looked sexy doing it.
Thank you, sir.
That's what the team leader does a little compliment and then some constructive citizen
constructive criticism
You look sexy out there
but
You see this how it works. You this isn't good team buildings. You look sexy out there, but
Kill yourself in the game, of course
I will try to play it.
It doesn't matter, Dodd.
In the beginning, we get closer and closer.
Good, good, good.
In the game, by the way, in the game.
That's what I took it as.
Good, good.
I'll just double check it.
That could never be too sure.
I know you would never say something like that.
Of course, of course.
Except for right now, kill your enemies in this next game.
in bird city bird city bird city have you been enjoying bird city as well taxi
I can't say I have but why not it's my least favorite event on the least favorite map
Yeah. But you can collect all the
dots. Yeah, I got a couple of
pink ones. You have all the
dots, all the different assortment types of
dogs or no. No, I just sell the other ones.
You want to keep the pinkies. No, if you
don't know it. No, no. Wait, one of the
dogs used as a flash bang, the flashy
Flashy dog, I think it's a flashbang like the meet me. Um
That one I want I haven't seen one. I don't know what you're saying wizard
But if you if you get lucky dog throw dog flash
No, I wanted I what is this wizard saying?
Close you what what?
You have
30 shots. I just watched you get goomba stumped into shock, into stepped on sighing.
I was screaming for three minutes saying I need ammo. You could have won that for us.
I was mailing it.
What were you doing?
AI is pretty crazy these days.
Did you check for a Sora watermark?
Yeah, I didn't see it.
They must have used Sora twice and got it out of there.
Yeah, don't worry.
Your skills just weren't there to win that fight.
Maybe next time.
Also, as I was saying.
This guy is doing something.
Guys, guys, guys, as I was saying,
As I was saying, if you get all the ducks, one per type, when you click Raider, they'll
be on the little shelf behind you.
Wow, that's f**king cool.
Yeah, I think I've got one familiar duck up there to alien ducks
And five yellow ones those are the regular ones you don't talk about
Do that you tech alarm
Okay, what we do it again, I'm gonna
Blue shield for you. Thank you good
I'm telling you closey you will love bird city you can check in any time you like
But you can never leave
BIRD CITY
Have you heard that song? No, that's a good one
Yeah, I'm so bad when you were singing it then
You're just jealous of my beautiful voice now. Let's ride
You can check in to virtually any time you like, but you can never leave
Wait, what games do you play? What games? What do you mean?
You're at the casino. Oh
blackjack
You have rinse I never win a box. Yes, I never fucking guy
Okay
Angry better get to work
That was better do what he says
Oh my
awesome, sorry
All right, boss. Okay. I played blackjack
craps and
roulette
Mm-hmm. I told you I went there
I played blackjack lost most of my money when craps built my money back up and then on the way to the cashier to cash it out
I put it on black and lost it
Who means to coach him?
Mama, what have you seen boy?
Good boy, good man, good, I'm mad!
The other one, you can sort of such a...
Thank you, Mr. Coach.
It's a very kind of you, big man.
That's very kind of you, man.
I hope you don't say I'm not that...
It's very kind of you, big man.
Oh, I have to wait for him, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I think he's going great for you.
Oh, wait!
Where's my shield at?
I have it, I have it, I have it.
You stole it!
Dylan Dennis sent me 50 more dollars.
He said clean swap
Same energy stop being shy peanut not reading my chat in front of all these broken basement dwellers when I'm the one that gives you your allowance
It was funny as I know he's using Grammarly to check all of his sentences. That was our first day
Because I made fun of them because none of his words were spelled correctly
Now it's as if a PhD level graduate is riding him. We know you're running your teeth the answers through Grammarly pal
You're not impressing anyone
You're a stupid UFC fighter, I'd assume third or fourth main meeting level that's being generous
I mean if your job is getting fisted in the head, of course, you're gonna like lose a couple brain cells
Mm-hmm. I would assume I would assume
You knock a chromosome out. It's what happened to Dylan Dennis
Yeah, I got like I'm missing only one duck by the way, but duck it's called like that
You guys remember?
Am I stupid?
You fucking stop talking about the F***ing dog!
Oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo!
Got him got him!
Go behind his head!
I
Taxi's in trouble
You both miss all of our shots. Don't worry. Yeah, I hit them once. Yeah, okay
You got you got you you got you
Take that even
I don't oh wait we got no weegee board that guy's not going anywhere
Oh, no, no wait the first guy the first guy. Oh, okay. Oh gotcha gotcha
Now we just like to reset fuck that mm-hmm. I think we're I concur
I got the ammo for that
they're full they're under me they're under me taxi
I
Actually going crazy on that spider
I had one
He's going down into the metro. Don't you worry because you'll handle him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get out of here, Clayco.
Gotcha.
There's more Clayco.
I'm eating.
Yeah, same. I'm going on this side.
New space jeans answer!
Hit the jack!
What's behind you? What's behind you? Go cheese on me. I'm gonna meet
Please come down. What's what's going on? Oh my god
Got to be said
Eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop
Yeah, yeah, you probably ran down and then back up the other side
You need to get juked.
Did it just happen?
Yeah, I think that's what he did.
He just got juked.
On me.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, no, no!
I got him.
Good boy.
Okay, what?
Yeah, from CWC.
Am I cheating?
No.
Yes, we're cheating!
Yes, we're cheating!
This is not a joke!
My name is TheBurtPeele, I'm a streamer and I'm cheating!
This is not a joke!
I'm at my final!
And that's R2D2!
He comes on adventures with us.
Are we schedule?
No.
Yeah, wait someone at bird it so much you got the beauty on
Yes, it was it was you wait guys hold up you say I'm taking for a duck. I checked the duck
But taking so go I got it. I got it. I got it
it let's go how do you not see the flashy duck it was right here in front of you taxi
what an idiot oh my god there's a whole team on me I'm just gonna text you then you say
you sure it's not good thank oh fuck on me on me in front of me in this house
into the house into the right of my pink red and white where we go oh my
goodness
I'm fine buddy.
Why is that?
Get out of the way.
Another full team right here.
Act one.
Both cracked.
He left.
See if I should.
This might be a team.
See obviously.
Stay!
Interlake!
I'm going on the roof.
I should.
Dude, I thought it was another team.
It was that guy's team.
One's in this building.
One's in the roof.
One's in the roof.
One's in the roof right there.
That's your plan.
Never mind.
I'm going on the roof.
I'm going on the roof.
I'm going on the roof.
I'm going on the roof.
I'm going on the roof.
I'm going on the roof.
That's your plan, nevermind.
Keep going with it on me.
Nothing, you have one, you have one's in this building.
Peanut, one's under me, one's under me.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, I'm sneaking up on him.
Shhh.
Shhh.
On roof, on roof, on roof.
He's fucked, he's fucked, he's fucked.
Nice, nice, I'm one.
Dude, please man.
I'm doing a shortcut to the building you never see coming there he is
What the hell?
Get out of here!
You little stinky.
Little bitty goo.
That guy was a quick little buggy, you see that?
He ran as-
Out of thin air!
Okay, let's get my fists again.
Okay, let's get my fists again.
I
Mods clip that sound and send to me in my private DM discord. That's being used for bathtub time later
My shit
Can you guys read drag me?
I got you got ya
Before you leave let me give you permission to join the one about us
You know you're doing super waiting room
Oh
Cosy cosy psst, huh? We should kill him. He's a duck's on
Wait, there's rocket tears that are no people right here. Oh fuck. I'm we need the ducks
Fuck the dogs. Don't you have every dog? I
Need more
More
more power! More ducks! More power!
Let me call it Duck City by the way. Why is it called Bird City?
Because there's birds. Ducks are birds, clumsy.
Stupid.
Okay.
Sir?
Oh, I forgot to drag him like he said two seconds ago.
Welcome back!
Ghost, he forgot to drag you, even though he said it only two seconds ago.
I can't drag people in this corridor.
No, he can't, he can't. He specifically said peanut-dog dragon make him wait.
I just tried, I can't.
Oooooh, must have revoked your privileges due to some illegitimate scoundrel business.
This guy's in these buildings.
I think one's gonna be in there.
What
Under me under my buzzing. I like the way you speak magic man. I'm bad. I'm bad
I actually only hit headshots on it
No, you're cozy. I have arrived
He's out directly under directly under front left door eat my city my poopy my city my poop
I
Was his arm raised at which is on braids they were across the way in the air
There's some type of sex dungeon down here
There's a sex dungeon down here
You guys check it out!
Whoa!
You seeing this, Colchee?
Come on in, come on in, do a sex engine!
Oh, I'm getting fucked!
Well, that's what the sex engine's all about!
Thruf, thruf, thruf, thruf, thruf!
How's it getting fucked in a sex engine?
Yeah, but I'm not trying to get fucked by another man in the sex engine.
Oh!
I
See we get up there and kill him. Yeah, I agree
Ride I'm riding
No, my god space Jesus is right there and the gentleman in front of us a handsome and sexy
That's one that guy's one on roof
How is speed to you on you?
Broke one, broke one, broke one, broke one!
You're literally sitting on a rooftop.
Broke two, broke two, broke two!
GOING, GOING!
I'M GOING IN!
I'M GOING IN!
Oh fuck!
I'm gonna place yous up here!
Make sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, before you kill me.
Please. Alright.
I mean wait, they firsted you?
No way! How?
How?
Eeeeh.
I've got AIDS.
I have AIDS.
I don't know.
Oh my god, how I went from-
My gun did shoot you.
Full health.
You dead as soon as I walk in the door!
He died. I think he died.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
What a sweet little treat.
there's a new team thank you go see fuck that guy fuck that guy are you
back that dude I just don't understand how we have so much aggro well I have
the ducks in my booty so I'm all good okay nice you got the doodly duck in
The Fashi Nakam, that's your computer collection.
Bro, seven ads, yeah, hey.
Dude, I can't believe you.
He's just innocent.
So you died in the rocket here.
I think he died in the rocket here,
and then the guy in the roof just saw him dead.
No, no, there was a guy in the room.
I fell into his lap.
Why is that girl on you?
Then he killed me.
Archery King's Water? I know! I'm telling you, I don't know what they're feeding these clankers nowadays!
Oh wait, I'm a...
You see that?
Can you pop shields?
They're faking! They're faking!
I can't see inside.
You want me to...
They're sentient!
I'm gonna try to make it to you.
No.
I'm gonna shot one.
You have a conversation with these clankers!
I see him, I see him. He's down here.
Oh.
Alright, wait, I just got put on fire! One's on roof!
On fire!
Nah, he can't... He's not on roof, you know.
At least I can't see him.
dude this place just needs to die in a fiery pit
i mean i'm just so confused on how he's not reset
yeah one's one's under me two under me
let him cook
i'm handling let him cook i don't want to drop on him because it might be multiple
you're dumb and you are
one shot
What?
A word?
All right, dead.
Okay.
Do a Dill-a-Dana sense.
Dill-a-Dana gave me 50 more dollars and said, I'm your biggest rival.
Without me, you're nothing.
I made you famous.
Now bow down and awe and take the kiss on the forehead.
First thing, that's not even how they did it in medieval times, that's how Tom Brady
does it.
Secondly, your biggest rival is Logan Paul, and he beat you into the ground, and he's
most famous for reporting a dead guy in a forest, so I would hush up over there, big
man, I would quiet down over there.
I'm getting fined.
I just shot this guy's dead body on me.
He's dead. I love this map.
Wait, this is a random solo-merve?
Oh no! I don't know.
What?
Nice one.
I like to build the team or I'll up it helps him in the voice
guys two broken shields also increases the likelihood that he brings us another blue shield
how you do it that's not how you burn today burn today you can take it any
time you like but you can never leave excellent range of an excellent rain
closely your technique was all off there you were you slid with your left foot
you should have slid with your right foot I forget the right foot don't forget
Yeah, yeah step on your left foot. Don't forget it. Oh
Right foot or whatever the fuck
If we play that map again, I will be the most gremlin piece of shit
You've ever
Hey, that's good. Well, let me take my my duck collection
But I'm not if you mentioned in your stupid ass ducks one more time
just one more time cool ducks, Clokesy, cool ducks, breaking your ass is jealous cause he
doesn't have any, Clokesy appeared of my stature has several ducks of all sorts of varieties.
I have the familiar duck, the doodly duck, the flashy duck, the alien duck, the gentle
duck, the topical duck, and the rubber duck.
What benefit do those ducks bring you?
When you go to the Raider, you can see them all on the top shelf right here.
Look.
You can't tell me that's not really cool.
Is that guys that cool or what?
You can see all, look at them.
You can see all of them on the shelf here.
Look at that.
See?
All those ducks and still no bitches.
All right pal, I'm like 95% certain that that lady we saw once on your stream, you
paid to be there.
So don't talk to me about bitches.
I've got a cool decoration of ducks in my raider room.
You're just jealous, but the call of some people.
Now, what do you say you go back to Duck City?
I'm done. I have a camera ready.
Actually, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, no.
A new plan, new plan.
No, no, take me back there.
No.
Hehehehehehe
A maximum goop opportunity just came across my desk, boys.
Max goop. Max goop.
Okay.
Let me hear it.
What's your gonna need?
I just closed out of the game.
If you say I'm not joking, I am NOT joking when I say this.
If you say we need a fucking Anvil.
It's an Anvil.
There you go, I'm gonna...
And four stacks of heavy ammo.
kill that's right in game let's ride dude can you even afford four stacks
but i've got mr chicken mr chicken can craft me some he's an excellent boxmouth
wait what time do we have to swap over to that uh 40 minutes
are you sure yes 930 CT
Why I think I have to do it at night. It's 9 30
Mike says in big letters
9 to 11 we're playing with
Where are you reading that 11?
Where are you reading that?
We're playing with Jinji. Where you read that what brief?
You're not gonna have to leak that
Summon reads it word for word during the street.
I got a brief that says protect the dumbass peanut and on top of the letters it says make
away.
And do your job and hop on at 930 pal.
It's 930.
That's what we do it.
930 to 1?
930 to 130.
What? What? What? Did you push it back thirty minutes? Yes, they pushed me back thirty minutes.
Now shut up and bring me up Lucille, please God. I don't need what I just want to say
money. That means I'm on later? Yes, yes you are. If it makes you feel any better, you
you could maybe eat my butt.
Have you thought about that?
Yeah, I have said two hours.
What?
I said two hours last night,
I've been on for 11 hours so far.
Hey!
It's almost like you knew that today was the day
you had to do that, and then you hopped on early.
Condurgillations, Mr. Cloak, see, condurgillations.
BUY BELLATONE DUMMYS! LET THE DEMONS FUCK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
Oh no no, I did that and there was someone standing in the corner of my room.
Like a real man.
There was someone standing in the corner of the room.
Oh, that's the demon, he just tickles your bum while you're sleeping.
Is this the one with knife hands?
Yeah, it's knife hands with the tentacle face.
Yeah, knife hands with the tentacle face, that's the one that touches your butt.
Yeah.
When you're on Bellatone Gummys, exactly.
You're doing it right, you're doing it right.
You got the technique down.
I got your blue shield.
Thank you, sir.
You have 8,000 space dollars?
No.
3,000.
Checkmate.
You start the game.
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Max, you're great.
It's coming.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max, you're great.
Max Guprain coming up Max Guprain coming up
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Coaches, I'm gonna get some white good man going on, man!
Mr. Coaches, you deviant dog, you deviant dog!
Don't you worry, Mr. Coaches, we're going to get this meat jogged, you big man.
On behalf of the pop open that Roboosie, explode it.
Just for you, it's for you, my boys, it's for you.
Oh
Bird City no, no we do a maximum goop potential rain
bird city small-time goop small-time goop. I'm T. I've got a big plan for us the
master plan your discord says nine well I lied I lied suck me vigorously until
my peanut skin is red and raw.
Now let's ride!
You
That's right
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to get the shoot.
Remember Mr. Close. Yeah. You
You said I see.
Hey, is taxi getting out of there?
Yeah. Yeah. I'm I just have to
down your head excuse me mr. walkie excuse me hit it excuse me one drop
excuse me mr. walkie excuse me
guys one shot one shot
damn fucking i'm fucking worse close up
you go shark attack
yeah tell me i call
i was one peanut away from
i'm dragging my nuts across some broken glass last night
okay so that's okay call
celebratory dream
i put this raid
i turned you limp dick lunatic
yeah i puppet ass all needs to be filled not listening to your busted nuts
hey two dead i'm coming to you
what
They can leave if you're in here.
I'm gonna buy this.
AAAAAAAAH!
One's on the right.
Get deep in, get deep in!
Double ding, this one!
On this!
AAAAAAAAH!
I'm looking.
Get deep in again, get deep in again!
Got one.
Back to the other one.
I'm not doing that again.
That guy's one, that guy's one. Taxi on me.
Let's ride!
On me.
That...
Nice, last one roof, last one roof!
One, watch out, dead roof!
Take this!
Pool again!
I did my pod!
I downed a guy inside the garage.
Where?
Did you crawl out?
He was here, was here.
He's just joking, I'll keep my peepers open.
Client in.
Cannon went far.
He couldn't have gone too far.
fat what about the other guy said we thought that we got there he is
he's too silly no what are you doing here he sure this guy looks pretty good yeah yeah i'm sure
i expected that guy earlier oh yeah i got it inside right in that building
Good work out there team that was the team synergy you like to see yeah
team good job team but I see some blasts right there if you want to go kill
those guys yeah I'm gonna leave these two guys down here real quick might be
I'll get a little eagle eye if you want him.
There's a coral here.
Oh, I can use that.
Is he broken?
I don't know.
I'm shooting.
That'll be good, that'll be good.
In the light game.
Thank you, good sir.
He's already suckin' ammo?
Yes, he has a lot.
Good, good, good.
Good sir.
This guy has like five stacks of heavy able he was coming to do our plan
And
They're playing on top of you on Saturday the ancient scrollers
You
I've got a good and go with seven no nine stacks of ammo eight stacks seven
seven seven stacks of ammo I have two angels at my inventory as well
That's trouble.
Two blaze grenades.
Two firebleeds!?
Yeah, there's a patina fighting down below.
There's a Vennz, a lot of them.
That's oh my god.
Let's get him!
Where?
In front of me, I think.
Either down below or in this triangle.
Don't you see I'm coming!
Lucky.
Oh, what the hell was that?
Hey, was that you?
Me, me, me, me.
Oh, if you...
You had to be startled.
You had to be fostered.
There's a teenage on the roof.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll keep my pupils open.
Put it down, put it down.
Don't forget it.
I think they're down below.
It's a bomb.
Yeah, they're all down below, all down below.
Got it!
Right behind you cuz don't you worry
I like it when you think makes me horny
Oh, yeah, take back and back.
They're like, this is my first.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
This is my first good game.
I don't care.
Oh, my God, these guys are so fucking dead.
We're gopin', we're gopin' it.
taxi
there's still more, there's still more
they're in red attack right now
are they?
yes yes yes
there's so many hermals here
oh my there's a thousand of them
yeah
holy shit
here's a stature
are they?
I'm gonna go send in a second watch over me
back left right
right
Bobcat
okay
Oh
I have one dead inside too I have one dead uh in the
Hey, yeah, all the ones up top. That's gonna be here
No, no, I think the last guy was
Yeah, okay
What's going on over here?
Not bad.
You guys got him?
You guys got him?
Yeah.
Good work, keep it working.
What's calling?
What's calling?
I'm out of first-hand.
Did you?
You big boy goop.
No way.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
Oh my!
We're goobin, we're goobin!
Calm down, there's no way he got that far.
Are you seeing that shit? Are you seeing that shit?
I think you did.
Yeah, we're coming!
Yeah, okay.
You a bit more goob.
Hey guys, how you doing?
These guys are all free kids, nothing much here.
Just as I suspected.
we hate to see it dumb and pours dumb and pours it'll happen it'll happen
If you least expect it, there's no way you group all these guys are running it on the side
Little bitty
There's a blue swap here
Oh, ten bodies here.
Lovely.
No, that doesn't sound like me.
I was holding down the fort while you guys were fighting,
making sure nobody came down the zip lines, honestly.
You're welcome.
See, Louise, the group is just something good for the team,
and he is crucified.
Well, I'm rich, I'm leading.
Wait, wait, wait, don't leave, don't leave yet.
Oh, all right, what if they're up there camping?
Impressive
I thought he was dead. I have no ammo by the way I swapped it for goop. Yeah, I'm gonna do the same less than
All right boys let's leave
This was a pretty good raid if you ask me boys pretty good raid
I saw this guy roleplay walking
Walks up to a body he starts looting it goes down the zip line instantly starts looting
I got a thing or two nothing to write home about an item or two an item or two
wait for me for years of bad luck hello folks how are you on this fine day I see
this clip you know yep you have 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
guns on them and Wolfpack. That's our drill. Exquisite. I've got 21 guns in a Wolfpack.
Oh yeah. Now let's leave! Do you have a hatch key? I have what I need. What do you have?
I have what I want. An inventory full of blue fields.
I'm 270 I can drop you. No, no, I don't need you $270,000. Yeah. What? Yeah, I think we're the one in front of it.
How do you have $270,000? And I'm gonna use my way. Of course. I'll give you anything for the book. I'll give you anything for the
I've got I've got a whole arsenal of weapons
All right, what do you have I can make it a harm's deal with you right now, but I could supply a nation with arms
What's your favorite? What's your favorite? You want it? You want a total for it?
That blue choke. Mmm green choke green choke. No, I way I got one of the blue choke right here
I'm scared, hold on here, my arms are way, I mean close, way, close, way hold on, way close
He's calling the wrong name for me
We're chilling, ladies, chilling, ladies
Holy s**t
Christ gave me that close to the office
We're raged
What are you doing?
We're raged
Yeah boy, not too shabby, not too shabby.
Yep, another day, another dollar boys.
Another day, another dollar.
Little something, something.
You know how it is, you know how it is.
I think I will take my vast fortune and buy a boat. I will name her
The Bung Water
That sounds gross. I'm gonna name her
The Bung at Sea
Think I'm gonna get a pair of jet skis as well
pair of jet skis maybe a helicopter that goes on the boat
I'm gonna be like Jeff Bezos, then I'm gonna buy a company to abuse my workers to really
seal the deal.
You like pissing, do you?
You like pissing during your work?
Well, that's too bad.
Die!
That's what I'm ashamed of.
And practice that.
That's good.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
DLR, Frankie Sint.
You make my heart skip a beat like peanut butter on toast, but hey, peanut, you sound
so sexy that I beat my meat with max sauce.
Thank you, sir! Thank you! That is mighty kind of you to say!
You make a gupa flustered. You make a gupa intrigued.
I think I'll sell all of these. Here we go.
Here we go. Perfect.
Now we're good to go a
Little bit of fentanyl from mr. Chicken like you do
Then five she'll recharges from mr. Shidey sublime
time. By the way, I am proud to announce that I have now entered the over 100,000 space
dollar club. You got, you had 100 grand from that run? I got 250 grand for that ride.
I think you got 270, did you not?
You got robbed again, where you from on?
You got $131,000.
Exquisite.
Exquisite, exquisite.
you. I want to say again, I
like the way you talk funny
man.
You think you can record
something for me?
You think you can record
something for me like a J. L.
I.
I'm just gonna do that with no arms, right?
Usually what I do is I buy your dad a first class trip to America and then I put him in
the prettiest dress that Macy's has to offer and he strokes it real slow like from the
voice of the shaft all the way to the damn place.
If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask.
Now let's ride!
You see about that, you're a good peanut.
Firmly.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good man.
You're a good man.
I love you, bitch.
I never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
No, ready up.
Oh, yeah, of course, of course,
you're a good thing, you're a good thing.
You're not even ready to hop.
The shave-out.
I was ready.
No, you weren't no you weren't I don't see I don't see it with my two own eyes
You're lucky you have eyes
Hell is that
You like just about every other you try to have sex with me
Just sexy me. No bitches. No hands. No legs. No legs. Let's ride
This is Apollo, gate still standing, Raider?
You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley.
My previous crew came under heavy heavy heavy shock.
You guys, I think it, I think, I think when it robs us, it's, I think when it robs us,
it's not, it's like, like, you know how it takes our money?
I think it's just because, like, God hates us or whatever.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Right there. Right there. Down.
All of you. Yeah.
Taxi, I heard you stiff in my butt.
I was wondering if you'd take your payment in denominations of fives.
What happened? Let's go back.
Oh, I'd take the payment in denominations of fives.
I'll work that pole.
See?
Working hard for your dollar. Working hard for your dollar.
No, not even. Oh, here, here.
Three minutes.
What? Where?
He's pissed it hard.
Get him!
I'm on closey.
You got drunk.
Who's here behind you?
ETA, ten seconds. Have a click out.
Ssh, bugger leader over.
I'm thinking them, I'm thinking them.
I said, can't be fucking pranker.
What?
What? What? What?
Careful, yeah.
Let me just give her.
The broad James!
I might have been the worst native I've ever seen.
Okay, Bob, sorry.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna have Clank a city on it.
Yeah, show me something right now.
On it!
So...
Sorry Bob.
Not even half a second sorry boss sorry boss
We're calling for the next time I was I
Mean dude this one guy. I'm not joking the one guy in the blue or might be full of sand
I think this guy, I think this guy's cheating.
Right here.
That's why they're not killing us, by the way.
That's why they're not executing us.
You won't execute me, you don't have the balls!
That's why they're not executing us.
That's right! That's right!
I'll let you kill Clogsi if you revive me.
The other guy?
Oh.
Well, the art of the deal.
Thank you boys safe travels
Same travel oh
Little desktop could have happened to anybody now hold on sir before you do that get a tonight
Always show the game
And that came back
I'm not gonna get my kid back because I'm dead to the clickers!
No, no, you call that...
Ash!
They're gonna fucking me!
Naaaaaah!
Eeeeeee!
You'll be fine!
Stop your worrying taxi!
Full throttle, full throttle!
You throw this bitch into maximum overdrive!
I
Sheldon
Not too shabby not too shabby
I was
Here came back
They sure port that guy see you get loop back. What was the other guys name other than local?
Shake my body 69
shake my body 69 yeah
don't shake your body 69 yeah that guy
died okay we got it right
no matter we'll get those kids back anyhow that you're close you no matter
no matter yeah mm-hmm I'm not mad at all
I'm not mad at the slightest I just hope that they don't get aids and die in a horrible fiery car accident
I really hope that doesn't happen. Do not get aids and die in a car accident!
That's what I'm hoping for them. I hope that doesn't happen. No.
You got me up on this one, Glowsy. Exactly. Exactly.
Do not get aides and die.
Yes, yes, do not.
Do not.
Do not do that.
Oh, I'd be, ah, brah.
Is what I would say, because of my anger, if that happened.
Brah, I'd say.
They aim locked us, and then they just sprinted up
and just stared at us.
Well, maybe it's because we're sexy.
OK.
Maybe the reason they killed you first is that you're ugly.
No, it wasn't one of a hundred percent.
If I put another C4 in the native left side.
Yeah.
Honestly, that was winnable,
but close seed is kind of fucking nice.
I hate them all.
The crew.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I said yes, tell me something,
and then you got aim on, but like, that was...
That's right, he was cheating.
That's right, he was cheating.
That's right.
That's right.
Tell me something, and he can stand three times.
Well, yeah, but you have to consider like what I did before that. Yeah, yeah, but you do this
ran up there the trigger granny
Yeah, I had three those my last three
Did you use them? I used one and then close the insult in me. So I was too insecure to use a second one
You see that you see that closey you bring your team down with words
To look see where's a curtain where's destroy families bring down the team. Yeah
You're a bad man. You're going to how you're going to how
Oh, it's my jam, it's my jam
Caught a couple of holes in my heart, so blocky
And we thought it came in through the hole
Now, there's all the tools, power, power
And you're done for that!
RUN!
I
Have to kill one team and then leave mm-hmm. What people are making AI photos and me stepping on homeless people
You sure there are you?
It's you what I?
Said are you sure there are a double check for like a watermark?
How are you?
No, I need trucks out here
Yeah, it's normal blue gate mm-hmm. Oh, maybe you should be stepping on homeless people coachy
the pictures now and a picture says a thousand words
yeah but it's a picture of your dad's day
don't you bring my dad's place he's a good man
fighters penis in the whole town
that's right
follow me too
I'll tell you what the picture of my uncle says what
I don't know I didn't think you would say what to that don't shower. I'm calling back for more in two weeks
You're dying right now. Yeah, there's tables are the bill edge
Let's get them
There they are!
It go, go, go!
One jointed here.
I'm about you boys, don't you worry.
Yeah, I'm lucky.
Good thing, huh?
Inside.
On me.
Good thing, huh?
I won.
Take that, Rufian!
Under, under.
God, yeah.
Stand back close, you'll be handling this room again.
Hey, you either next-
STAND BACK!
Camps thing roofed.
He could be in the bottom floor in the kitchen, peanut.
Hey, bitch boy!
He's not here, he's not here.
There he is!
Got him!
Because I hate you.
Little bit of goop
Little bit of goop
Wait, this guy got some goop?
I got a vintage of 4 and a renegade 4
Not too shabby boy
Not too shabby
You guys were fucking homeless
You guys were homeless
Rapazio
Where were you boys at during that fight?
I was puttin' at work
Yeah, I was watching you spitting in a doorway around the man
Have a confused your enemies. Yeah, I was doing much there. I won't lie. I had one shot
Thousand
I think about me you say
I don't know.
I need to stop.
Oh, behind us.
Behind us.
I knew it.
I was kidding.
I was just pausing for the safety of my.
But they were there.
I can't.
I'm dead.
No.
We don't have one of those 50 zip lines.
The long way.
And then.
Back on the one.
No one was.
No one was.
No one was.
No one was.
No one was.
No one was.
No one was.
I'll be there in a second.
I'll be there in a second.
HACK the other one.
Other one.
HACK!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Fuck!
The Bonnie Owio Owio Owio Owio!
14-Mondio!
Taxi behind you!
Coming down!
Coming down!
Got one shot!
I cracked one.
I don't wanna give up, mate.
I cracked one on the, on hill.
They're, they're bad on hill.
Me, like...
I don't give a fuck!
What's left?
What's left?
How the hell did we go through the things?!
I got one, I got one.
How is this on me?
This is impossible!
We're dead, we're dead!
Oh my god! They're on the roof!
I'm jumping right here!
Got one, got one! Get out of here!
Take that stinky go back to the shadow rounds and reduce power
Where
Coming
Do not
They're dumb and poor
Keep your eyes peeled boys. Oh
My god this sexy
they're sexy
I'm so bad
OHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHH
2 dead 2 dead 2 dead
yeah one's up on me last one on me
no I'm going to aim I'm going to aim
no I'm not no I'm going to aim
please he's got an LB
we're back
please
thank you mr. coachy oh my god
you got a personal bandana with that
you just did that
What do you say what do you say like what?
He said GG bro.
A good sport you'll like to see it always good to see a good sport out on the battle
No, never give up!
Oh, you think you're the king?
No, no.
Speed says it sometimes too.
And then he follows it up with a word that I presume that the other guy just said.
Keep order.
Are we hatching?
You guys have work? That needs to be done.
Well, yeah, what should we, should we hatch?
I, I, we gotta hatch.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah, we gotta hatch.
I, I, I was like, I think it's your event.
Yeah, we got, we got, let's go, let's go.
Yeah.
That's for you.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Egg shillin' parade, gentlemen.
Egg shillin' parade.
Thank you good shirt.
Exit it, gentlemen.
Exit it, please.
First.
How can you just back up?
Cool.
Excuse me?
Hey.
Oh, yeah.
Join me in the Hot Dog, gentlemen.
in the hot tub. Are you ready? You got to get Mr. Mendo. How do you get Mr. Mendo?
He's always available. Mendo's always available? I can give him the cord. What the fuck is
that supposed to mean? Yeah, we can make it work. He's a magic man. I don't understand
You have the shitty sands.
I can summon Mendo.
That would be dandy.
That'd be great.
That'd be dandy.
Indeed, indeed.
I did.
Indubitably, indubitably.
I did.
Quite exquisite.
It excels your experience.
You think of any other word that's been in.
Cool.
There you go.
There you go.
That one works as well.
Mendo's behind Walmart.
Got you, got you.
Give me some Mendo.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him
Mendo welcome in
I've been summoned
You ready to get crazy I'm ready you ready to go wild oh, yeah
I'm ready to step on homeless people
Jerk went out before we go don't want to get distracted good thinking
Well, I'll leave you boys to it.
Thank you, taxi, good boy, chump.
All right, boys, we're doing the Delta Force event now.
Just give me one second.
Are you guys warmed up?
I'm gonna watch for 11 hours.
I'm gonna play some Switch rules.
Give me one second.
I've played this game quite a bit back in the day.
Okay, good.
I think we saw some gambling though.
Is that like chill?
Gambling?
Wait, what?
Wait, there's gambling in Delta Force?
Some skin gambling.
Oh, yeah.
I'm in.
Wait, there's gambling?
I'm in!
Oh, yeah.
One quick second here, boys.
You guys switch my screen time.
Yep, same.
Here we go.
Okay, got it on one of them I just changed like three more one second
Okay, got it!
Oh, I'm one of them.
I can change like three more one second.
Okay, got it!
Am I hearing my stream do somebody else's thing?
No, I'm hearing it through mine.
Alright, you're mine.
You're doing that.
Stupid.
By the way, Mendo, I've got a little picture of you right here.
You're doing that.
You're doing that.
You're doing that.
Stupid.
I've got a little picture of you right here for my YouTube thumbnail. You're very handsome young man
Thank you, it's probably old though. How can we go say that about me? That's because you're a fat ugly hillbilly looking fellow
And I'm pretty sure you wear that hat to hide a balding spot
If you have any other questions do not hesitate to ask shit
Okay, more balls
Almost almost ready almost ready
Okay, show you take your time. Oh, yeah
This is all you
Damn right team leader IGL bone collector
Oh, okay, I spelled down the first round I could there we go. I got worried there for
a second when I was looking up on my team. I named it I'm not a doll though.
back. I told my wife or us levels
were over 9000. I didn't get
late. I don't understand. I
don't know. You did everything
right. That doesn't make any
sense.
That's weird. Try it again. Try
it again.
Oh, just my boyfriend is a point good man, good ah man!
Good lati duke and lati daaah.
Your stream is like not, no, it's not, shut the fuck up,
oh my god.
It was funny the first 942,000 times,
which actually isn't even an exaggerated number,
I've seen it genuinely thousands of times.
Uh
Hey pink grom milk
Whenever someone gives subs or does a super chat. All right, it's also on your screen when you're joined three hours later
All right
So you don't have to put in the chat that I didn't see it because you see it when you join three hours later
Okay. All right, just quick quick quick dip for you quick dip for you. You look like a dumb ass
Sir a dumb ass
Just want to help you out a little bit
The PB and J sandwiches, that's my poo no no
Okay, I'm in you guys ready
Oh shit, I just realized I did a the video driver update today because my shit was going crazy, and I have to recompile the shaders one second one second
We are still muted. Oh great my discord's broken sweet. What a what a sweet delight. What a sweet treat
What a oh sweet bonus
What is sweet treat and Microsoft Teams is open for some stupid fucking reason even though
no one ever uses that.
Here we go.
Quit out of that.
Run that here.
Pull this back over here.
My dad uses that.
So, Microsoft Teams is ass.
It's horrible.
And we join right here.
Here we go.
Hello!
Everything in my computer broke.
I had to leave for a second.
You might want to restart Discord
and launch this admin as well.
I just did that, yeah.
Yeah, cook, you might want to do it too.
I was permutin', I could unmute.
What?
I was perma-muted, I could not mute.
I think you heard that one.
Oh.
I didn't ask.
You just said what?
Yeah, I thought we asked.
That's a question, dumbass.
What is it a question?
It's a statement, idiot.
Are you, that, what?
We're gonna do great.
We're locked in, this is perfect.
Min, don't tell this actual gorilla
that what is a question?
Was there a question mark at the end of your what?
Nope.
You guys you I'm sorry to pick the side of closing here, but if there was no question mark
It's not a question. Oh man. Good shit, man. No, got you. Did you research discord? Are you good to mutant on mute?
Yeah, I got a book that will be on the wrong side of history in
200 years when they write in the history books about this moment you will have picked the wrong side I
Will not be intimidated
I
All right
All right, are you guys ready? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm in on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
It is the operations game mode. I have added both of you. My name is code Mendo. Okay, by the way
So I've never played this game on street. Well, yeah, I have but not really
Do we is ready I have to hide, you know like it's just a good
You should pop my social security number up
Perfect I'm hiding I'm hiding the screen you said do what now do what where in the top
you're fine I don't know what you said yeah go to claim all make sure you do it
if you're in trouble you one more fucking time don't forget the real pictures of you
stepping on the homeless people do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
I told you they don't realize told you and he's a furry I've got the pictures to
prove it if you want me to send to you Mendoza oh but I have pictures of me like
that too though oh okay what my you're gonna fuck you so hard okay no minor
AI you're probably real no don't you remember that's how we met anyway in the
top right if you click tab you go to the main menu top right screen you have a
little male icon no I'm in a I'm in like a place walking around perfect that's
like okay got it and then at the top right you have a male icon yep hi
That's what you got high machine for, right?
Yes.
Holy shiesty.
I've got a billion things.
And yup, and then you click System and Claim All
in the bottom left.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, God.
Just keep claiming until you have enough to more to claim.
OK, OK, OK, done, done.
Then you're good.
How do we get the same game?
So I've added you so in the bottom right there's a friends icon. Okay, so so I'm gonna have a speed again
Jesus, I'm just kidding. I'm gonna show we're all chilling your user ID like whatever. It's all it's all good
It's just that one thing you can show everything else
I see you
All right, they look two buddies
Yeah, okay
And then I added you I'm called code Mendo code Mendo. I don't see that I
I see my squad on the left recent players at the top squad up
Clotsie, did you add me? Oh, yeah. Oh, so you can figure it out, but peanut can't
Well, we what's your name again?
Code Mendo, I do it. I said versus me
No matching results
Capital C capital M
Okay
Yep, I knew that too. I know the test you must test congratulations
No, that's the results. I think I'm searching my own friends list
You I think you might be how do you click the ad button as an ad friend? No, I have not that is usually step one of out
There you are. I see you now
Perfect perfect. Yeah, we got it now. We got it
And I invited you guys to a party
Well, I do that
He's having no problems here. Yeah, I have a bigger brain than him. I like your affinity
You wouldn't know buddy
Yeah, spell affinity, but don't ask me that
Hey, and I see why
Affinity I can't I don't know. Yeah, well yeah nerd shut up. You guys are looking good
Hell yeah, I am
Now are we gambling or hopping right in there? What do you want to do? Let's gamble let's gamble
Okay, just a little bit of game. Just a little bit of gambling click f4
Or the market button in the bottom of your screen
You have to do it for the mean many uh
Market store
Market market, okay. How do I gamble?
So once you get markets all of these options on your left
Weapon cases they're called Mandelbricks. Okay
Wait, I'm lost. So it's Marke. It's locked.
Yeah, you're too low level. You let the big dogs handle the game.
Yeah, let the big dogs handle it.
I want an amble!
Well, too bad!
I'm high enough level!
Me and Mendoir hit the blackjack tables!
Yup.
Why?
Okay, so there's a bunch of skins. A bunch of cases.
Okay.
And if you want to click scan on any, you see the custom build season two, that's the newest skin, gonna be a little expensive.
The most wanted. So these are just skins for different weapons.
I've got no money.
You should have some money. You should have 50,000 money.
Yeah, I've got- well, I've got zero mandal coin, which it takes 305 mandal coins.
You buy- yeah, you just transfer them, it's fine.
So if you want to open something, you pick a scan that looks cool to you.
Okay.
And you click scan.
All right.
And for this one, in the bottom right, you see the circle.
You get to pick whether you get the M250 or the MB7. I suggest the MB7.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Hey, you can just start spinning and let's fake this slide.
Oh, oh, I get laid
We did I purchase it. Yep. Yep. You're doing good. Oh, oh, I'm gambling. I'm gambling
That's my mom I'm not gonna pull up your straight. I got that. I got that. I got the firearm golly and steed. Is that one good?
They win but after you open 75 you guarantee to get a like a max win skin like a legendary skin
And there's unique patterns unique names everything so you can open 10 and you just let it rip until you get a nice ask it
Well, let me give him over time
Yeah, but gamble tennis to the one
Show me the money show me. Oh, that's gotta be good one. That's gotta be a good one hundred percent
That has gotta be a good one that has got to be a good one
Now kick him what?
That one was cool as hell. What are you talking about even says leisure time?
You'll see you'll see you keep going
I'm gonna get I'm gonna give a 10. I'm gonna give a 10. Yes, keep going and you hit 10 until you get something golden
Holy shit
With the casino
I don't know
My
Let's just catch them if you get it you can get an orange one. Yeah, that's
If you don't get an orange one, it's okay. You keep going. You'll eventually guarantee get one. I got the same one
I got last time
Yeah
These are whatever just keep getting
We did I get anything good? This looks pretty good. I know when you get something good. You'll eat doodles
I'll do it one at a time. It feels nice. Hey, it's what a few something
high
0 yeah
to
What that one?
Is that one good?
No, keep going.
Damn it!
Wait, you should have lucked here.
Let me message the devs and they can increase your luck.
Hell yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, I know the zebra.
Jeepers are poo, jeepers are poo.
Yeah, so the more you open, the higher the chance of getting the big scale.
We got you guys, okay, alright.
I'm doing a tenor, I'm doing a tenor.
I'm doing a tenor.
Okay, all right, I'm doing a tenor, I'm doing a tenor.
And then we ride.
We only do tenor and then we ride.
Do it until you get one skin and then we ride.
I already got like 20 skins.
One good one.
You get a nice golden custom look.
Why are those two purple?
Is that good?
Purple's good, you can trade them up,
it could be a gold one.
It's kinda like counter strike trade-ups.
No one's gotta be good.
We can't complain about purple,
but you need the max win.
You are guaranteed to get the max win soon
God I love gambling
She sees us scan 50 times to get a reward so you have a pity system
So eventually guaranteed you have
Show me the money! Show me the money!
I got the same thing again!
Keep going
Hell yeah. Everybody needs a friend like you in their lives.
Hear that boys you said keep gambling!
Let it run! Let it run!
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
one more one more one more one more just one more than just one more than we
Just one more then we ride.
We're gonna win.
Damn it!
Just one more one more then we ride.
Just one more, just one more then we ride ok?
Maybe two.
Maybe two or maybe two or maybe two more.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Not many 450 cents.
Wait.
Can you tell me if...
There it is!
...times story-play.
Oh my God.
Oh!
There it is!
You see that never quit never quit on your dreams never back down never one
Yes, yes
We're happy we are so you got a GPU in the back of it. Oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah
Oh, it's getting there. Let's get in there. Let's get in there
Close these guns gonna look so stupid compared to mine
I
See you run in MP7 put that skin on and run it how do I run in MP7?
Buy it. I don't know. Do you have the auction house at the top of the month?
Yeah, I've got one
You can buy it and put attachments, maybe
We have on it
By it nice that it'll be in your stash that
Put some attachments on that bad boy, okay? Oh, well, we didn't give it to you what the hell
It'll look it'll have the skin on it. It looks like all my stuff is gear set and use I'm using a gear set
Click the X you're rich. You don't have to worry about that. That's okay. Okay. We oh
Hey, it's on the inside. You got it every seven guys
nice
Modify you put the Hoosie-doosies on them
yep what's like a good helmet purple you just put on purple stuff you're fine
now if you want you can trade gun bills with this is just a code an import code
I'm screwing this up.
Yeah, I can't find it.
Oh, exchange is not like, yet unlocked.
Yeah, you are level one, Cloak, so you can't do it just yet.
Dang it!
Ooh, had the money, y'all!
The pores are around.
Cloak, my god, it looks way cooler than your gun, pal.
You got poor people, guys.
Get no arms and legs what
You hear this window you hear this
Get him out of here
He's a day. This is your show, but he's not wrong. Oh, I
See we have two peanut racists in this dad. I
See how you're done. You don't have a shoulder to put it on. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. All right
I see how it's gonna be. I see what's gonna be. I see what's gonna be. Where's my GPU stock?
Where's my graphics process you the stock?
Where is it?
I want a GPU in the back of my gun.
Well, I lost it.
You lost the GPU.
I lost the GPU.
Okay, all right, I'm good to go.
You put some doogies on.
Yup.
So I think if you go into the start screen
and in the bottom right, you click Prepare.
With start screen?
Yeah.
Prepare in the bottom right?
Yeah.
You can buy everything you need from here.
You press gear set or or just on the left by a purple helmet by purple armored purple backpack etc
You can do it all from here very quickly. Where is that?
Gotcha. Okay, bottom
I
Could bring you I'll bring you
Wait, I'm assuming this but m855 is terrible
You want blue ammo, so easy, max is blue ammo.
Do I do this right?
Do I do this right?
Blue background, you're good.
Perfect.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What penises do you, what medical items do you bring?
Any form of heals, so you can get the purple heal
and then purple surgical kits
and then purple painkillers, and that's good.
Purple painkillers?
They're called DD painkillers.
Ha ha ha.
What?
Oh god, I got it, okay, I got it.
All right, now I need a little bit of ammo,
then we're gonna go.
Yep.
And you can buy them in the ammo tab.
Ammo tab.
Got it.
Now I'm so fucking rich.
Blue ammo.
What, why don't I go to ammo?
So easy, has a gear level, like a max level gear you can.
Oh, because we're playing with poor cloaks,
you gotta play the bottom one, got it.
Okay, exactly.
Do I need bags or no?
You give me three hours, I'll be more money than you.
Yeah, you do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
Still not gonna have a nap.
Now let's ride!
Am I good?
It was good, it was good there.
You could buy better armor if you want, completely.
Nah!
Nah!
Psst!
Armors for people who think you're gonna get a shot.
Which is, I like to call them.
You know what? You should unlock a character.
This?
Oh, it's going there in murder people!
read all yeah but you click operators okay and then I think you click on the
redhead and spacewalk and just buy that character standing around waiting ain't
my stuff
watch out grab a glass of red wine
Alright, let's do it.
Ready up.
Go main menu.
Quick, ready up.
Prepare, you mean, right?
Yes, prepare, and then you'll have another button after that, a click.
So then I have to click, and then we start.
Did I do my part already?
Yeah, I did my part.
No, sorry, I had ranked equipped
You're fighting in your safe box. Oh, you got a guy. I can't load anything. I can't load it this way. What I
Can't load in you have with stuff in my ass
You can you can it'll just give you a little warning. Oh
Well, it's like a reminder in case you forgot
Oh
You're good. Let's get in there's screwing it all up close. See you screwed it all up for the team
Let's see who the first one dead is keep an eye on this one man though. Yes. No, he is he's not a professional like us
I can tell can't even gamble click prepare
gamble here the show is going
Go ahead the button
There we go
Yeah, no GPU was top stock high performance with the suck at the top. We want you tell me
Well, yeah, my guns good
good god I mean two of us have mp7 skins running mp7s and then you have
Gucci why is your name YZKLC you just hit your keyboard and coax you back
But then that was taken
Yeah, those are my old accounts
Good good good all of them are gonna be richer and higher level than those you made a count
I gotta get the real name screw whoever has it
I think we go PDP and maybe die oh yeah we we do it's all coming back to me now
I've played a tournament on this map I killed you where you were in that
tournament yeah yeah you probably a stream sliver and I only do because I
was watching your stream when I killed you yeah that's how you find something
I'm not dead yet.
It's been a long time.
Oh, my sense is too fast.
Oh, that would be cool.
You're close to me for closey.
Just begin to chill out.
Yeah, let's say we got to wait for closey.
Of course.
I can change my sense, guys.
Of course, wait for closey.
You're late.
No setting set up.
Jesus, Louise.
I wasn't late.
Jesus, Louise.
Nice following out on your back, pal.
The most important thing is that I can't gamble.
Really? I just heard someone talk to her left.
Those are scabs.
That is bad!
Scabs in this?
Good shit, good shit.
The scabs in this?
God, yeah.
Yes.
That is sick.
Wait, two things come into, I kind of forget.
Two things.
Number one, in this game, are you dead permanently when you're dead?
No, I can revive you once.
Okay, second thing how obvious is it between the robots and the guys this thing is a lot of money
I got a gold
Give it to peanuts. Oh, yeah, it's very explosive. It will min-doh. Wait. This isn't actually a bit. This is trained for the event, right?
Yeah, give it to me probably get out of here
Yeah, that's a goal, right? Oh
How did I see this military explosive on the ground are you blind?
score
Okay, is that good? Oh, yeah, that's right
We fix fov wait, whatever you guys play I'd I
Prefer 110 the Shermson. Oh my god for Bobcats. I'm the richest peanut in the world also
And I see you there's guys, but one good thing if you hear a jump
Scabs cannot jump where's anyone's ever jumping it's a bridge fov
F.O.V.E.
Like this gun's sick!
M4? Is this gun good?
F.O.V.E.
It's like one of the best budget guns.
What F.O.V.E. do you play on?
I play 110.
Oh, you're one of those freaks, aren't ya?
Oh, yeah.
You're one of those freaks.
Okay, much better.
You asked him, who is the biggest freak loser in the game?
And the dev said it's Mendo.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, yeah, congratulations. You should wear that like a badge of honor
Like I wear clunksie's dad on Tuesdays and Thursdays nights
Oh
Oh take over yonder look at that
Here's what he talking like a green light in here ask me for quarters across his bridge
Who's he? Who's he? Check it out! Check this out! Check this out!
He's coming! He's coming down here, guys!
Help!
There he is!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him!
Check this out! Check this out!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Are you going to be going to me?
Check this out! Check this out!
I got an apple! Out of that box over there!
No way! No way!
Fucking sweet!
Hey, let's go touch.
All you.
It'll cost you to touch, pal.
It'll cost you.
That was a boss, man.
That was a boss, yeah.
I don't think it's flashed enough.
Uh, is it wired by default?
Oh, there it is.
You can flash.
Oh, my God.
Does my guy have epilepsy or something? What happened?
That was the flashlights of a flashbang.
Oh.
So that's how you flash people if you're not playing a flash character.
If you hold that button, you can turn off the flashlight
but keep the laser on.
You mean you're a lady?
You mean you're a lady?
That guy is wearing a...
That guy is a Kate!
That guy is a Kate!
We're talking over here, folksy.
Man, why don't you shut up!
Let's run!
There's a shield!
Where'd I kill them?
Is it a shield?
I mean, what are you about to shield?
Yeah, there's...
There's... stabs with shields. Yes.
So you killed the shield bear, is what they're called.
I definitely hear someone ring around 100%
Yeah, you can do that
If you hear boy signs like that
That's a scab right here
If you see him
If they're red
I have scabs on this map
BLEEEEES
Don't you worry I got him
Hey man, I was scared for a second
Who opened this door?
The scabs can do it
Someone's massive around us
You hear those thuds?
If you hear the thuds, it means someone's above you
If you hear it echoing, it means they're below you
I thought Hunter was doing his sponsorship to see how he worked.
Let's ride!
Who you have right here for me right here for me?
I hear him.
Okay.
It's a scab, but I need you to-
Gotcha!
What?
I need you to hit your ultimate ability right now.
Which is X.
Oh!
And then run this way just come with me activated my own command. Oh, how?
And if you click X again
That old is good if you die with that old on it'll go no
Automatically you could raise yourself gosh. Okay. God's okay. So you can just run in and feed that hutch relied on this character
Let's just say in his sponsor
This is a good guy, what's close to the ultimate?
It's like a... like a wallhack card.
Oh, that's why he's got that bow and arrow on his back.
Yep, yep.
Big fuck.
Sheesh!
Are you just gonna just fit in his tribe or something?
That's a shock dart, it'll like, uh, deal damage over time like a malltongue.
Mmm...
Now you need to inspect your new weapon, and I think it's... is it eye by default?
Yes, oh, it's got a keyboard on the side. Oh
Click it and see this is the brand new skin that came out this season
You can you click it away for a mini game for some mini game
Use a game in my gun
They win
You just got to follow you don't shoot you just oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right
I'm gonna do it with you. I'm gonna do it with you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Got you. You can't do it yourself
Maybe get off my screen watching it's distracting me. There we go
Hey, quick little buggy
Hey lock in hold on lock in here
Okay, all right, I heard my rich was a
Oh, this is intense. This is too intense. This is too intense way too intense
All right, we just loot around they might still be people on the map
The first few games are usually pretty warm-up games with not very many because it is because close to level one
Yes, it's it's all close these faults everything if you if we die, I know who to blame
Yes
Is his name died in this game? Oh?
Use your old use your old they're down in the window. Okay. I'm on it. I press one button
Nice, nice, nice!
Got it!
Wait, right here.
Over here, over here, over here!
How do you open doors again?
I got a window, peanut.
How do you open doors again?
Come to the window!
Come to the window!
Oh, I got it, I got it!
Get him!
One turn, one turn!
How do I slide?
Slide?
I'm going in!
Got one, got one!
You see through this, guys?
Nice.
They're outside the front door.
Your oldest over in that building.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
your oldest over that we have to be careful
who's that who are we getting
God yeah I'm going in
die
got him got him got him
there comes another guy over here
nice if it says wipe out on your screen it means you killed everyone on that team
I was watching my screen
I just killed three guys I don't know
I killed like four guys
yeah I thought you'd not kill four yeah
okay what what the team leader does
little boy so cool oh wait she is cool I should I like why this guy's so cool
good as well is that good yes I got more legendary I got so many
legendaries we're just always poor dumb and poor just confirm those guys are
close to yours
Most likely this guy has a hundred guns on it a hundred guns
You sure oh, I got the new Zimba loaded
Score
I
Bet little bit more goon just loop the ass out little bit more goon. I was not even so
Did you just take it out off that guy when I was looting it give me ice get back
How's that you three you three but don't give it to me I?
Didn't take it. Anyway, I found a gun here for you. You know hey my man
I just killed everyone!
Everyone's a strong word.
I'd say you help the team through moral increase.
What's that?
Is there a way to repair my armor? My armor's busted.
Yes, yes. So you can use mine right here. You'll buy armor.
Where's that?
Yeah, I might have one.
Where's it called?
Here we go.
Busted yes, yes, so you can use mine right here. You'll buy armor
Is that? Yeah, I might have one. Where's it called? Here we go
Yeah, one so it's gonna have like a little pretty big when I dropped on the ground right here. It's pretty big
You just drag anything bigger than that it'll get uncomfortable
It's like four slots wide.
It's average.
Did you take your time?
You can get uncomfortable.
You don't know what you're talking about, pal.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I think they're outside.
Who?
Fucking ammo.
Who is outside?
I think there's a player out here.
Where?
Where?
Oh, it's a scam.
Alright, so if you open your map now,
you see the bottom left, we have an extract there.
We can either run there, or
optionally, we can hit a switch here
to start another extract closer to us.
Wait, did we lose the guy outside?
Yes.
The MP5.
Wait.
I think we should leave let's leave
All right, let's kill this guy who's been running in place for five minutes
Yeah
That's how you do it not whatever sissy garbage you were doing over there
there. We should extract. You know how we can easy lobbies could coax you dumb and poor?
Yeah. Is it based on? Like five guys I think. Easy it would be four total teams and later
it would be six total teams. But is it based off the number of games you play or your level?
It's like a if an account is new you'll have like friendly lobbies for a little bit and then it'll just throw you right in there
Gotcha, gotcha. Okay. Gotcha
Punch so we're in folksy lobbies right now. Yeah bungley lobbies in like couple games. Okay good good good good
Okay, yeah, close. He's stopped being new as quick as possible. I
Might I might pass you level after this raid
Huh, fat chance. I was tearing it up on the court.
You get more EXP for thirsting? Yeah, I was watching you run around thirsting my kills.
Ahhhh!
Question mark at the end of the day?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You get more EXP for thirsting.
That's not $2 then!
Here's a question mark for sure.
Could you say question mark just so we know when there's a question?
I know!
You get more EXP!
Actually in Spanish there's a question mark at the beginning and the end.
the end yeah so where's the question mark in that sentence I'm just not sure of
what we're asking here and the first question mark is upside down yeah that
makes it even more confused this extract is a paid one so we have to do this
little quest over here to leave oh oh or we run we take the free one to the
West it's a defeat one. Yeah, because she's poor and dumb.
Let's say the one in the west.
You do get more XP for getting kills.
More XP for getting kills.
Okay, guys.
Go ahead.
I try to keep up fatty.
Yeah, you're the one that you literally are 300 pounds.
that's not even what a hunchways actually in real life so that's I don't
even know if it's an insult I'm a I'm a military trained veteran with multiple
tunes of people's loot on me in the game I was not in life
let me see a roll real quick yeah I think it's D oh yeah whoa damn I'm
I'm transitioning through time and space!
I'm reaching with the G button!
Oh yeah, you know what that does?
There's no one more in stand-in-its.
It'll make everyone stunned.
And it goes through the wall.
So if you get a wallhack from Cloak,
he's like darts.
You can extract him.
You can do that in this moment.
Do you team fire in this game?
There's team damage with explosives.
If you're friendly, teammate is close to an enemy.
That's it.
Okay, gotcha gotcha.
Got the telephone.
God work!
Excellent raid, boys, excellent raid!
How do you check how many killed?
I guarantee I come with a cosy.
I- I-
Wait, are you here? Operator killed. Tell me you got there.
Check it's on the first screen. You come on out of that. I only killed three
Platinum one Platinum four and a gold two
Yeah, you actually killed only three. I remember what I would only get three kills a game
Well, maybe maybe moons ago many moons ago. I killed for that raid this goes on you know, you did it
Wait, is this a K-12 good?
Not great, but honestly every weapon is viable
This actually I should be saving these I think in general what you do
We give me the apple just about everything and when you buy the helpers in the long game you have the auction
It becomes very simple to do
Okay
a sense
Wait give me one quick second
We want to be in it. You know killed one guy
But no, I don't I killed four guys. I
I got level 2 off that.
I killed 4 guys.
I killed 4 guys.
I mean I can gamble though.
I don't know.
We're talking.
So if you want an MP7, you go F4, scan and circle on the bottom right when you're on the
custom build S2 page.
Hold on.
I gotta pick MP7.
Wait, is mp7 good?
Mp7 is good, yeah.
That's the newest skin.
I like ARs. What would that be good?
The mp7 was really good.
I'd try the mp7 out.
ARs? M7?
It was this.
Return operation?
What's that? What's that? What's this?
Spectrum Blitz SQ for the M7.
MAKE IT GO!
Yeah.
What's return operation?
Oh, there's just some quest stuff, I don't know, I don't read that stuff.
Oh, god, you can't get back to it.
You can't get back to it.
You can't get back to blast people.
OK, guide!
Last operation exceeded expectations.
Alright, enter your bags, buy more ammo and meds.
What are outdoor bait crates?
They're just heals.
We get my goob sorted, but how do I sell, how do I sell that gold item?
You can right-click sell it.
Right-click sell it.
Oh, we got it.
Mmmmm.
There we go. We'll take out the saline like you do.
And then put that right there, this right down there.
Mmm-mmm.
And in general you can sell everything in this game, and you don't really have to worry about it
If you ever want anything you just buy it. Okay guys you can batch sell when you're in your stash
There's a little shopping cart icon on the bottom left to where all your items are mm-hmm
You can just click that and then drag your mouse over everything you want to sell. I'm a lady
Hey, dude
Hey now if I let's get in there
Let's ride buy something like if I want to buy ammo. How do I do it? Oh?
from the picture screen
Make sure damn God would you do when you repair guns in this game?
You have to repay your armor and helmets, but not guns. Oh
You gotta make sure you're restocking ammo. Oh, yeah
ammo
Loadout fix the loadout button in the main menu folksy and you can buy everything
You stop
way to do the good thing is we get that to be shot news are the most confusing
part of the game once you get at that eight years since it's okay yeah
you click load out there close he gets confused easily you gotta talk to him
nice and slow okay you're right about the bottom of the rock
Clog C!
Me!
Peanut!
You!
Man!
Ape strong together.
No purple yet.
Not dead!
Okay, go ahead.
Fine moving.
You can right click the amla to remove the sacks.
You've got stock on it.
And then once you've...
You want a quick gear up in this loadout page you can set up preset loadouts to save your
items.
Dude, that's fire.
Okay, it's legit one button click, you're ready.
If you want to just...
It's not going to happen, but if you die, you can just buy last loadout.
It'll buy the same armor, same ammo, everything, the exact same as you had it, and you just
go right in there.
I'm trying to kill innocent people.
Let's get in there.
I need ammo to carry your fucking ass.
Let's get in there, boys.
I'm hooting in a hall and around!
Uh, I said my loot's too good to enter.
Fat chance.
You could say fat chance.
Fat chance about what you got.
Golden piece of pocket lint.
That's your lucky penny on here or something?
Is it a legendary backpack maybe?
No, that should be fine.
We can yoff, we can yoff.
We're a little dirty.
It's been still.
It's been still.
There you go.
There you go.
Okay, I've removed something. Fuck it.
I don't know what I removed.
Lookin' pearly, boys.
Lookin' pearly.
Alright, good. Now that Cloak's done being fat, we can get in there.
Hey, you're an idiot.
Tell that to my four shows I had last round.
have four you had one AI AI the obvious you were in my ending stream through an
AI and change the wine on a market deluxe hmm open ship Dylan Dennis's ex-wife
has a way better man now you either buy seven oh yes you can either buy an M7
from the player auction house like the player market where you can list your
skins or you go I would imagine you think and you pick you think she thinks about that
I think she thinks about him losing the Logan Paul theory sex okay I would
Oh, there's gambling in here. Oh, I would be addicted to Mendo. Not good.
Let's ride!
What does game thing?
What does God of War mean?
Under your name.
That's the title for hitting Maxtra.
you don't have to worry about that you're the god of war
yeah
whoa
what am I
oh bitch
are you guys on the same team for this?
my rank is not bitch
it's quite like supreme leader or something
a commander
like commanded sergeant 5
or bitch yep just check that's true how many people so how many teams one you
said it'll be awesome three other teams for easy mode
pushy baby
I don't know right my right boys they're out once you you can wipe the entire
map and then loot everything if you want
Air footsteps to our right. Is there a spawn here?
There could be a spawn down there.
Alright, up on the lift.
Up on the lift.
Take her, guys.
That's your title, Mr. Closie.
It took you 30 seconds to think of something.
You just said the word bitch!
Yeah, it was your bitch.
Ooh, I got a manometer.
Yeah, I hear something.
I'm...
Oh, it was a wizard.
I
Was a wizard it was a wizard
I'm here scouts shooting that means there's people there. Oh, I wanted that oh
Yeah, all you all you know what that purple sack of elixir. Yes. Take the sack
It smells thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your sake. Thank you for your sake great lucky bag
Hey
You're shooting
I'm here
I got a penny
Hey, man, don't spend all in one place where there's people in the building. I'm nothing. Yeah, he's
I'm on it. Oh my god. They killed me
All right, folks, you gotta walk in I'm coming over to your side
Perfect
What is he like? What is he like?
Yeah, he's always.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's look for a fight here. They're going to be in here on the left.
He is super wet dreams.
They smoked?
Hmm. Okay, we can still raise them.
Are you close?
Oh my god, you're weirdo. You downed them.
Yes.
Okay.
I can request help!
Dart down the tunnel, dart down the tunnel.
OOOOOOOH!
I got you!
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!
Cover me!
Thank you, sir!
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Okay, they're gonna splash us coming.
Reloading.
Hold the bridge.
Oh my god, there's another team. They failed.
Crack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, two, two.
Two more players.
Just hold. I'm gonna run so you know.
Get ready you're about to be up
He's one
He won
One more one more
Oh my god!
He's close! Jump out, bait for me!
I've got you!
I'm blind!
Do you have a disarm, do you have a disarm?
I don't know what the hell that means!
What the hell?
That works, you're rolled on him.
Alright, how do I heal my armor?
They're dead, they're dead!
You're repaired, here, drop the repair.
I'm repairing my health.
Goop, goop, goop!
This guy has your guns, your guns on the ground!
Wait, wait, wait!
Right there!
Oh, there's a robot!
Oh, wait, no, my cool skin's there, okay, they got it.
Dude, don't worry about it not being drippin'.
Whoa, this guy has a cool knife.
Dude, look like Kloxy, dumb and poor.
Oh, yeah, you guys wanna buy some knife skins after this?
No, I think it's the worst.
Knife? Absolutely, absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
That has a cool knife.
Who's you trying to see behind this?
Obviously, you don't know how to play this game.
Yeah, I thought you could finish men off with ease
Let's write this gun the V max
This good
You're a pair of pliers in some water
500k
Look like I'm a lawn worker. Yeah, it's fine
Okay, I'm not used to getting down to like that.
Here we go.
Use your gun.
Is this a real guy?
Wait, how do you tell if it's a real guy or not?
It means the wooden boxes that means it's a fake guy, right?
Exactly, yes.
Gosh, okay.
Are they either bodies or these, like, orange boxes?
Those are little intelligence.
There, I'll bring this loot over to you.
Oh, I got a drawing.
Oh, what does it look like?
Mmm
Looks like like a like a building would like
Here you go, look this guy there's cubes coming out of it. Maybe like a sewage plant is that a clue the supplies might be useful
My clue. Yeah, that's why I walk in here like this look this guy. I bought his body over you can move them. Okay, let's get you to here
Hey, oh, I got a golden Chris
I
Silly boys not too savvy
I think it might be player here
Yes, I do
We do it and then old down the right bridge. Oh you guys guys ready three two one going in
George down here. Oh
My god
You can sell friends you're safe
Okay, I'm speaking. Okay. All right. Don't just hang out over here
One moment
Moment
Good keep executing them almost done
My back
Okay, down there down here. I
Got scanned
Oh shit.
The run jibs!
The run jibs!
I'm hurt.
I'm going in! Stand back!
I'm with you.
Okay, drop it.
They got him.
Is he always on like this?
Yes, man, always.
No, that's not true.
I'm just having an off day.
Don't listen to this heathen.
He's lying. He isn't lying, Mendo. Do not believe this. This is Satan worshipper. I'm the carry. I carry every game we play.
Stand back. I'll show you. Stand back. Watch this. You guys obviously don't know how it's done.
hi they're all dead huh you're welcome is that you see that you see that that's
another team outside you called closer to carry you didn't do any just doing my
part just doing my part out there's a team there's a team south of us let's
kill on me wait I got another gold if you die again you know you're full dead
Oh fuck I'm gonna die again
Why'd you tell me that before?
Down here, same spot
Get him quickly, do you guys start?
I do in a second
Wait, I ran the wrong way, sorry
Peanut, do you have ult?
Yes, yes, other you say if I die I die again
Or whatever he said
No, but you can self-rest, it's okay with your ult
Ohhhh.
Stand back!
They're down here.
Out front door.
That guy's like
Stand back!
Use your ult.
I'm going in.
Go under!
Nice.
They're east of you.
I'm going in.
You see that timer on your bar?
When that runs out, your ult runs out.
careful go back before it runs out
got another one got another one
there's another one
there's another one
yeah
let me the name is nice
hi
hooting hooting
wait may more
this is crazy
no we're good
that should be white thought on the last guy we killed three
three players per team
little bit of goop
there's so much goop
you see that out there glossy
you guys are homeless here
yeah you stepping on them
hope you had your pen and your paper out for that one glossy
All right, buddy. I know you were actually stomping over there quaking in the corner.
Well, me and Mendo did the hard work.
Okay, and you've got no bitches, but I don't seem to be talking about that either, right, pal?
I killed them fair and square.
man. Just kill the level 100 God of killing nations. His name. God of nation killer.
Nation conqueror. His name was his title. I killed him easy loot these guys guns out
of a thousand bombs thousand bomb God and I killed him easily literally didn't even
and sweat come here pick up this guy's gun
let me know neighbors cab even better
put on my backpack peanut and put this guy's gun in the back over here
oh I thought you were that guy what do you say to you
that's that I find that offensive I would I'm sure has it been
I beat him to die by now one's gone forever
yeah well fuck it right there
Right?
Yep.
Well, I already got a gun.
Yeah, but all- the guns are the value when you kill someone.
They're ammo.
They're attachments.
I already got a gun.
I've got a gun from another guy, too.
I don't have no room for no guns.
Do you have any backpack?
Drop all the shit you have.
Drop the-
Okay.
At least stupid, green-
Green?
Green bad.
Got it.
I'm dropping some water, unless you guys are thirsty.
Do you need it?
Is this FV-98 gun?
It's a sniper.
It's a good sniper.
You're a sniper, sniper.
I put a gold on this guy's heels for theirs.
Wow, did he that?
Oh, wait.
Give me one second.
Give me one quick second here, boys.
Take your time.
We wiped the lobby.
We are good
All on fat you are fast you can use this here on the ground
Take it in my bum perfect
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I
Did it do us a real quick?
Alright.
I have an idea!
Where are they hiding?
Yup.
Let's...
Leave!
Alright, come here.
What?
Hit this switch in here.
Okay.
This is an alternative extract, but it alerts everyone on the map we're doing it.
Huh!
But we already wiped it long ago.
Let him come.
I don't care how many men come, I'll take him all at once.
Am I right boys?
That's...
That's... Yeah, you can take all the men.
Fuck yeah, I can! Stand back! Stand back!
Stand back.
Did that?
There it is.
What?
Wait!
My character's sweet. He is like a grapple hook and he can suck himself back to where he was.
Yeah, I know. I'm watching.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, peanut!
Oh, my God!
You want to loot more than that?
I'm on saline.
Okay.
Let's go to the extracts.
Just practicing, just practicing.
You look hurt right now. Do you have painkillers?
I stepped on a bird sass and it blew up.
Oh.
I think, yeah.
30 birdies.
So it's important that painkillers pop.
If you ever get debuffs or your screen blurry painkillers,
we'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Where's the C. Alice?
Go to your house for a minute.
I'm trying to get hard.
Gotta get that bang on the end time-ups.
Peace.
A Glock in your pocket?
Are you incredibly hard to see me?
Do you see any part of the icons?
Why?
That's what surgical kits are for.
Oh.
Okay, got it, got it.
Okay.
Some things you can ignore, like a broken leg, because you can just fall for a painkiller
and you can still run.
Why is everything in the game beautiful?
and then when I look at the smoke, the space is on it.
Oh, what are you doing, mate? What do you get closer to better? What do you get closer to better?
One minute and fifteen seconds!
No, it's pretty ugly, but that's okay.
Does the MK17 good?
Oh, yeah, it is. It's a little hard to control, but it is good.
Is there anything on me that can hurt Bumsy?
No.
Damn it.
If there was an enemy next to us, that would hurt both of us.
It was just about a K12.
MMMMMMMM
Shoot? Shoot the other one.
I mean, you're gonna shoot M7 anyway, right?
You're gonna open the skin?
Yeah, you think?
I think so.
I got you.
I got you.
If you have gold ammo, pretty much yes.
But an easy...
Holy shit.
...not with blue.
You were looking at two different directions right now, pal.
Let me tell ya.
I gotta keep the blocks on board.
Let me tell ya, let me tell ya.
You give this guy the rectangle block, he is not figured out at what's all it goes
into close he passed him the tactical crams he's hungry but you better eat them
off the red cross my favorites oh get your pocket range it that has no cap on
the stack on a stack on the stack on my mama 60 second sheets nice rain did not
do you got me you're on a stack on a stack we're pretty good at this game
Yeah, but we have you and me and though I
Will give it to you guys. Oh my god, there's an exact animation. That is so cool. I
Got killed one guy. Oh wait. We saw that last time. It was a helicopter. Hey, you held me when I was resin peanuts
The first second and third time he died. What wait? What? Yeah, it's gonna happen a lot. What how many operator kills did you get? I
Got to
Three
Sorry, we know how many did you get?
That's you
For this and three
All right, boys. Let's game a little I think we've heard it. I think we've heard it. I think we've heard it
I think we've heard it let's let's hit the blackjack tables
I want to use gear first you guys can't the blackjack table ahead in a bit. You don't want to gamble
Why gamble but I want to I want to
Turn the UI a bit
Good. I'll gamble the gambling is good for the soul. Yeah, I agree
It's seriously. Are you you don't want to gamble? It's
It's good for the soul!
That's how I afforded my grandma's funeral.
Got her two of them.
Put it all on black.
Why give your grandma one funeral?
What do you even give her two?
Am I right, boys?
I don't know how to gamble.
Oh wait, it's Saturday night.
Uh, gamble?
F4.
F4.
F4.
LIAR!
You need to be the main menu.
So click start, then F4.
Got it, got it, got it.
Maybe do a different skin.
Yeah, I'm gonna do the Hoosy-Doozy.
And then I'm gonna get a better one than Cloaksy.
Wait, which one?
Mandelbrick Spectrum Blitz S2.
Okay, got it, okay.
God, I love Camelot.
I
Okay, this is the money I was gonna use to feed my family this week. Let's see what we got
Like I got three pigs
That's good. That means cool. That's a trade-off.
Uh, that just got ugly.
Did he come in like, like, doing like CSGO, how it comes in like conditions?
Oh, it does! Oh yeah, this is cool condition.
So all the skins that aren't orange, they're gonna look the same, but the condition can change.
But when you get the best, like, the good skin, those are unique patterns, unique variants.
No one might be the only one that has an M7 it looks like whoa
We're about closely with his pure black gun that has no nothing on it. Is he unique in special fuck? Yeah, I am
Okay, where is this? Where do I do? Where do I open it?
No, you can't get with the big guy. Yeah, you can't get him with the big guy's texture. Let's just do
And then you can't it'll be the dude
We eyes got the same one, but it's like really cool now
Condition B. Score!
Look at that one. That was nice.
Each one more game, which one more game? We'll do one more set of tags! One more set of tags!
Oh. For that.
So you're basically just gambling and sold? You will eventually guarantee you get the legendary skin? You just gotta keep going.
Never quit before you hit it big
No, I got robbed
Yeah
These were these were born one or gamble then we ride an elite has
Snapchat. Is it better to spin it left or right? Which is more lucky. Mine bends left. Wait, what are we saying? Bro, same!
Yeah, sometimes it splits into two streams and I pee all over the floor and wall.
When you're gambling do you do you do is it luckier to spit like do you do you like a thing that you do is it left or right I?
Just do the opposite of a cookie doing coach. What are you doing? Yeah, honestly? I don't even know do you wait?
Did you spend right or left? I'm spending left right it is
Am I shit?
OH GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG
I'ma go right now.
I got rod! I ain't get to single purple or gold!
That went right and I got stuck into straight greens actually I got purple
mmmmmMMMM
I'm giving me the skin!
I wouldn't have this time
Just look you that way look you that
look he left loosey
Lucky left loose loosey
And I got wrong, okay, I got one blue and the rest is greens. I want more one more one one one, then we ride
Hey, what was that?
You guys can't stop until you get an orange. Damn it! I just called the devs you got top stuff. You got more coins
He really I I told them I need to see another go if you guys are just asking to give us more coins
I got purple
Let's just say the devs partake in this as well. They got into the road
Oh good. Oh
Who's a poop? Oh, who's on tour up and whatnot?
Okay, now it's elite or superior.
Oh, I got a legendary 2, I got a legendary 2!
Oh my god.
3!
Uh, mine's blue.
Friend, what's the float?
Oh yeah.
Stop.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Got an S.
Yeah.
An S.
Superior.
S.
No scratches.
No scratches. Wait, what do I got? I got 4.5 22 is that a good one sweet? It's classy
That is the worst you could get. I got this is point two. I got point two
The game just knows who's deserving and who's ugly and stupid oh, man
Now you gotta bring in the M7 coach. I'll try my hardest bars
try harder okay all abouts well I think about what I mean this point abouts I
I wouldn't want one more I keep going I haven't been loaded up with any more
credit to make sure that I got three spins left no no you there's your man
You gotta claim it
I got another perk
You do quests, you get stuff too
Questing's basic
It's pretty nice, it's pretty nice
Put something on the keyboard over at the other monument
One more set, one more set
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Like you do one more time. Oh, but I don't think you can run it in
And easy you might open another m4 that one's so shitty. It looks good
No guys, I got a blue marble when it's class C, but it's so poop that it looks good
It looks like a like a like a Picasso, maybe and come on
Like a pretty is all guys, so I just copied you see open your asshole guys
Yeah, we can't run M7 easy, so that's for tomorrow. I that's my bad
Really? I'm talking about the-
It doesn't have Blue ammo.
Who- Who doesn't have Blue ammo? I got Blue ammo.
And 7. And 7 doesn't.
You talk to me like that. I got 8-10 ammo I want.
You and this guy close you-
Hey, you smell! Keep dammit!
Is that the most wanted one?
Yes, most wanted. Yes.
Wait...
Wait, hold on. I need more money.
It's in your mail. You just claim it.
go go go go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go more money more money
go let's go let's go let's go
go go go uh i got greens damn i can't use that on easy
dangit the gun doesn't have blue ammo that's all
go go go wait that
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I got all green!
I got deep peppers, I got deep peppers!
Fine!
They keep getting class C on everything I do!
Yeah, I've got...
Rosเสstore has an A.
I've got ASS!
We got... I've got tier ASDS!
Hey, what?
Guess what?
Hmm...
P90 sub-machine gun!
Okay...
Mandate of Cabot!
Good good good good good.
That's nice.
You're ready again.
That's nice.
One more than we ride.
One more than we ride.
Keep getting greeeeeeets.
I guess that was the best gun in EZ.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
DAMMIT!
I gotta go last.
One more, one more.
And then we go, one more, and then we go.
I got all green skin am I being a troll
50 great
Oh, oh you both are ready. You both are ready and and I around
Well, you didn't close though every 75 so close your job guaranteed legendary both both both
I got one purple two purple. Oh
One more than we need!
We're decreasing that again.
I got it Gold, I got it Gold!
I got it!
Nooo way!
Massa's a disaster.
B tier that's okay that'll do it's not much but it's on his work that'll do
boys that'll do it's how much but it's ours what it's on his work that's I'm
thinking we can we go we wait wait why can we go lolly
It's a solo. It has solo queue.
So that's usually what it's played.
We need level six and you're level six.
Guess who isn't?
Oh my god.
Okay.
You can only go to Yalala.
The growth.
We have solo.
It has a solo mode.
We can play it.
I'm pretty sure at level six.
We just got to get this ugly guy up to level six.
I am to level six.
This is a hideous!
I don't know.
Yeah, that mine is 3.3.
Ew!
Hey, if I don't, it's the best kind of easy mode,
Coach.
You might wanna run it.
Easy mode.
What is a, what is a,
who made it main reward to lock milestone?
It's like,
Whatcha do what?
What you doing stuff?
Who are you?
Who are you people?
don't worry you have to take the purple Emma out of your ass peanuts to play and
make sure you open my sack my sack could have rewards you we give me your sack
give me your sack you have to click it in your ass and open it fifty eight
thousand speckled dudes score okay let's ride you want to win an as fuck
I
Let me run the cow check your mail seven, but I don't know a good build my mail. I only want me to find out
There is a fine range if you want it out it has all purple attachment. It must be good. I got some stuff in the mail
Then I win oh, yeah, okay, oh
Okay, we won
Make sure you have ammo. Make sure you got meds, painkillers, search kits.
Oh, Mr. Hoistman, what a good man, good man!
Hey, Mr. Settler, what a good man, good man!
Oh, good man. He probably put a mag on it, right?
I think default 30 is fine. I think that's what you usually run.
I run the big mag, the 60 mag.
How do I search for a new knife?
Oh, yeah.
Let's do that after this one after this one. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think you can do it in Q. Can you?
If you can it will be f5 and there's a new sword sword knife. It's also a karambit
We were all ladies look at that. Oh
Wait, wait, I'm gonna be this guy right here instead of lady
Well, I'm gonna be this lady actually she has the suck technique. There's stuff back
Yep. Yeah, like we
Uh, like we, I give you that too.
Yeah, but you can't, not my character, though, you find dollars.
Or if you have to be a backpack.
Oh, I would just mind.
Can we kill someone?
Okay.
Lock it in.
Not needed.
I'm gonna drop a good one for you.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
You're a good man, you see me right?
Here, put this on.
I'll take you out to a nice steak dinner.
Perfect, you can leave someone behind.
You can come to the finest wine in the whole restaurant.
Yeah.
I'm gonna pay the tab before the waiter even comes out to check.
Can we do that?
To my hotel place.
I'll probably instantly die, dude.
I think you're better than you ever have been before.
What?
Watch.
God, God, oh!
HAHAHAHA
We got pom-cheesy, we must be in some coastal area or something like via beach or something. You were in California?
Oh, where is just a bunch of guys fighting. I guess we're not fist fighting on the streets. Thanks to our tents.
I don't think anyone fights.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I just had to kill a guy. Okay. You guys think you're funny, don't you?
We're so petty. You think you're funny guys, don't you? Oh my god!
I have no cock. Was that worth it? Yes. That wasn't me. Yes it was. I saw you standing up there.
Oh my god
Got it
I heard people across
They're on the east side
I'm done.
Are you ready?
Lucky Betty.
I think you're doing a good job.
I'm under.
Under.
Stand back, folksy.
Activating!
I don't have my LVN.
Coming.
Coming.
Here I come.
They're across this bridge here.
We're gonna die twice last game.
Oh, sure.
I don't know.
That's gonna be the call-out for that location.
I see we're calling something out.
It's like, maybe Blue Hallway?
Blue...
Blue Hallway!
Let's go.
Yeah, Blue Hallway.
I hear somewhere.
I
Stand back
WHERE DOES ME
WHERE DOES ME
WHERE DOES
WHERE DOES
WHERE DOES
WHERE DOES
I know, here's my stuff, I'm here.
Holy shit, he's got cat ears on, I think.
Oh my god, is that it?
Please.
I think that's it, wait, who's this officer fat ass guy?
Is that his name?
Wait, what?
Are you guys-
I think he was playing with him, I think.
I think.
We got-
You guys are offensive, that ass!
I think it's a group.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No way!
We got him!
He got-
He got-
Guys, we can't lose this, guys, we can't lose this, we cannot lose this!
Look in, look in!
Look in, look in!
Fuckin' guys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Eh!
Throw it back!
Yeah, we're gonna lose this shit.
I help it and shield him, Rogan.
yes there new new shield new shield put them on me how much it shows you how
there's like the second one you've got me the game yeah I bring swap so I can do
it in combat you know you could be a good man we can wait for your next
ultimate try again I have one shot down below okay that might be a different
easy we got to be careful here yeah right over here okay shitty gun yep I'm
I'm coming over to you, Cooksy.
I see him on the door.
Yeah, well, yeah.
I need you.
I need you.
There's two, two, two.
Do you have shock darts?
I don't.
The number five button only makes you take what you need,
right?
Peter, we need help!
Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I got one right there, and the other one outside.
Stand back!
Yeah!
They're coming this way, this way!
Where we came from?
I got scanned.
As you went as you went in front of me
He's already heard
I got my kill I got my kill okay good
You know you should come up here
Oh
He's terrible
They're down this hallway
You're pushing fire, you're pushing fire.
One's right here.
One's right here.
You got James!
Okay.
Hold it down.
You have ult.
You can come back and ult Peanut.
I'm going in!
Where did this man go?
I think directly on the bay.
I'm looking.
Or in here.
Okay, heard.
Can you go through there?
Yeah, they're in there.
They're in there.
In that room across.
Okay.
Good job.
Come back.
Come back with your ult.
Come back with yours, click X again.
Oh shit, I didn't mean to say it.
Come back, come back.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Go back, go back.
I need one, Mendo.
I'm looking under you, you're good.
You're in the side door.
I hear you're stopping around, but I don't see you.
They're coming to your side, Peanut, I think.
They're about to be in your corner.
They're right there.
One just popped.
One just popped.
One just popped.
Got one, got one, one dead.
Nice.
Green danger!
We gotta get the full kill.
Put you on my line!
They're rising! They're rising!
Holy dinghole!
Oh my god!
Officer Fadass killed Bungalowater!
Oh my god, you got shit on you!
Holy sedge!
Oh my god, you got absolutely shit on you!
Dude, I don't know what was going on there!
There was 50 bombs!
You gotta come in here!
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
Damn it!
You're up!
I'm up, I'm up!
Oh god, you digged in here!
I did!
They res, they reset they reset.
Leon, I have a smoke in 5 seconds, just heal up.
Here, here, here.
You see what's, what's, what's...
You're scaring me.
You have to kill all with your badass.
Kill all with your badass.
Fucking...
Hey, shock.
We have to go back to Cloaksea.
Ready to run?
Uh, you're...
I'll hit you up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got him, I got him.
Go now, go now, together!
Got it, got it!
Nice roll!
Think you can use your...
How do you do it?
Heal up, heal up!
Only his care can...
RENEEEED!
The heck?
Oh
They're probably gonna push here. Oh, okay
You have a shock dart can you stop?
Nice nice nice
Oh
Dingle we're separated right now
Oh shit
No, it's him.
Sidney, read, do we read?
Yeah we will.
We won the winners!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, how exciting.
I see his body.
Look at this guy.
He was in the Videoshack.
Hey.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Oh my God, he has a crazy Vowskin.
Where is he?
Wait, he has a killing you.
Give me that.
Oh it's switched it out.
I don't have the tools to get no more.
That takes forever to heal.
That gun is really good. You can take its ammo.
I'm dropping it on the ground. It's like H on me here.
And you can just loot this right here.
Dude, you can jump if you're accurate as shit in this thing.
Jump peaking in corners? Very strong.
Yeah, that guy was bouncing back and forth.
Well, I gotta take some obviously and say how I get fucked.
I'm using guys.
There's no way.
One second, one second.
One second, one second.
Ah, gotcha.
There we go, there we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where'd all the goob go?
I'm gonna get you in here, guys.
Who's that?
There's a fire over here, guys.
That's a player, then.
Make sure your armor is repaired
repaired and your helmet's intact before we fight again yeah armor is not
repaired is the armor repairs on the ground yeah mom be fine I'm hurt
now how do I do that
news paper how do you how do you pay to sing oh you're helping your armor
Drag your kid onto it
You just drag it up very simple. I only have newspaper and a penny
Guys you might not work. They're playing same Eva come back fast. I don't know what arcade game that is
I'm gonna see
You the heels
I see my armor
Okay
I'm going to surprise him. I'm going to surprise him from here. I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I've never
seen it coming. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet. When the guys come, I'm going
to come out of the closet. Okay. You're separated from us right now. They have a riot shield.
You have to, they can, the riot shield can knock you on the ground, okay?
Got you, got you, okay?
Reloading.
You can hook you like Roadhog from Overwatch, okay?
Got, okay, got it, got it, got it.
Oh.
If he hooks you, shoot the rope.
Got, okay, got it, got it.
Everything.
They're down this road.
Do you have, do you have darts?
Yeah, yeah.
Holy shit, got a riot shield!
Oh my god, that guy got my free gun.
Shoot some grenades and shit.
Perfect.
Is that a heliococcy?
I don't have a smoke, you're on your own in there, Mr. Bungalowater.
That's where I work fast!
That's where my peak performance.
Watch out for the barbed wire, it's gonna hurt you.
How did I shoot it, face?
Take that, I don't fuck.
You can't do that.
I'm on fire, I'm on fire.
I'm on fire in here, guys.
These are looking good for me, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh my god, he's still on the right shield!
Right shoes one right shoes one right shoes one
You're so ugly and dumb
That guy owned me
I was cooking I was cooking. I'll have you know that I was actually I was cooking with hot fire out there
You saw that you saw that
Yeah, I'm gonna let you guys
I'm gonna let you guys I
Think I've heard he weed a rank. I
Think so. I think it's well
Well, I stunned the rocket shield guy, shot his shins until he bled out, then while he
was defenseless and on the ground with no weapon begging for his life and he just wanted to
go home and see his family again, I unloaded half my mag into him, turned back around,
saw another guy doing the same thing on the ground, unloaded the other half of mag into
Then the third guy I shot like five times in that time
What did you do quick see walk us through it yeah walk us through it
You'd I'd wait peanut. No
Yeah, were you even there in the first fight? I did this is your comms the first fight when fighting officer. Oh shit
I'm down you have no idea
The stress it takes to be a team leader you not only have to think about yourself
Close to you put your team. Okay, so talk to me about the first five Mendo
Mendo take his penis
Yeah, that's a certified penis confiscation moment
You hear this guy what a piece of garbage
talking to me like I'm not the TV
you're disrespecting the TV
I feel like everyone fights in that building
I feel like there's definitely a better gun for that building
MP7
MP7 is the best
MP7 is the best
Very good too, that's what I'm running
Don't listen to Mendo, I'm the pro
Listen to the pro
You got a skin for it
That's all I'm saying
That is true, that is true
drip or drown, Cloaksy
drip
or drown
I want my mb7 back. Wait, actually, okay. Be for sizzle with me. Can you be for sizzle?
mm-hmm I go over listening hi hi hi okay why hey wait hey what is the best gun I
think it's the air as well you give me an AS Valor out and out absolutely
Hmm. Yeah, we can you Bindo can you um?
Well, I'm gonna ASV with five hundred thousand dollars. I feel like that's pretty bad. Is it not put it in feel it out
Shit in mods clip that sound bite and synnet to my discord DMs. I'm having silly fun back time later
But if you switch that folks are you ready? Mendo I'm gonna need you to count down from five for me. I
I charge for that usually okay, okay, okay, maybe later, maybe later
So you just put the as file on your hand
And then you can right-click the as file modify well, how do I copy your code? Yeah, where'd I put it for you?
Hmm
Which uh
There is like multiple items. What are you talking about? Yeah? Yeah, yeah the shopping cart icon in the bottom part of your
Sash shopping, kind of
Where do I put the code for you?
Deluxe style five probably. I don't know where you put it. No, there's how you put it modify modify
Yeah, modify
Where you put the code?
import it from there but you need my code for the build give me your code where do i send it to you
in your twitch chat no in the dmi dms oh oh yeah i can dm you uh yeah there you go there we go there
we go hello good sir uh okay wait do i need to copy just the numbers of the whole thing uh it's you
could cover the whole thing it'll auto prompt you so you just click your val right click modify right
I click I'm on modify already. Okay loadouts imports. Can you put it there guy put it in?
You're not school with us, right? This is gonna be ass
That's my that's my favorite build. I don't know cozy we trust this guy. I
Think we should probably trust them
Bad chance. All right. It's not coming up with anything actually
You see the right code. Oh, I sure have an AS Val in your hands. Yeah, I got an AS Val. Yeah
Yeah, this is not available.
Let me see the ASVAL.
Okay, right here?
You do, okay.
Modify, loadouts, import, paste.
And then search icon.
Oh!
Apply, and then,
what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?
Time left to modify, purchase.
We guide guide
We die yeah
Okay, perfect perfect nice
I'm bringing I'm bringing in Medicare
Meta medicare Barber purple helmets
Gold backpack
Purple
Hell is this oh, that's like a shortcut to do it you already did it you don't have to worry about his bottom two of them double the power
All right, got it
Okay purple helmet. Yeah, done and done
Well, he's got a bandage on her nose
Gold backpack
Scruff nice to bump into something
He not leaked your loadout code
Yeah, now everybody can enjoy your load on code now everybody can enjoy your load
That's the only way I can afford to short for my family. Well, your family's gonna starve and die, so I'll buy another skin
It's fine. Okay. Where's it? Where do I get nice chat?
You see the carambit or the dark star one moment gang
I
These bad boys in the f5 shop. Yeah
At the bottom you see a dark star and then like a picture of a red guy holding a creme bit
Yeah, you know helmet repair
And then you start spending
Wait, what's over a week? Why does it say combo? I
Don't know I can barely read honestly, so I'm sure it's nothing really free. All right
I'll give you that one okay okay I'm gonna go yeah it's all just a bunch of
mumbo jumbo I think I think you don't need the red repair by I would say by
gold repair or purple repair and it's more than fine for red armor red is for
red armor got it okay okay and then search it he'll painkillers and if you
want you can get stims to give you stamina region and stuff but that's not a
No, I want that what that
No, I want that
No, I want that no
Okay, I good to go good to go you guys ready
So ready to be camel more you could you could get an ASL skin. You just wait. He's one more game
But which one is the ASL?
Wanted okay, just one just one just one that will go
Is what?
Hey go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, Y黨! I got a pirate gun!
Yaaaaaarrrg!
Are a Viking gun, yeah, what I do what do vikings a?
How sweet is that to tell you?
Well that tell me where they say
You want to be English or like in Swedish what's yard in Viking?
That's a made-up noise. That's not real
That's fake news. That's AI. No Viking ever said that you're not Swedish. You're faking it guys
What's YARG in Viking?
SQUOOOOOOOL!
That means that's a cheer.
SQUOOOOOOOL!
That's what we say when we drink.
That's YARG! That's literally YARG!
I don't know what YARG is!
Do you not know what a pirate is?
No.
Oh, okay.
Understandable.
A pirate is a guy who is on a boat, but instead of vikings, there are lots of guys on a boat.
A pirate is one guy and he kills and steals gold from witches.
Vikings kill villages and then they leave forever.
Oh, I like way more men for sure than just one.
Yeah, yeah.
I could imagine I could imagine. Okay. Well, we is cozy little six. No, he's not. Oh my goodness taking his sweet time
Taking the scenic round. I'm telling you this coaxing I
If he wasn't so sexy, I would have got a random about now
100% 100% does have a cooler night skin than you
You've a nice kid. Yeah. Yeah
Go on
Are you nice?
helmet quality lesson for oh ammo quality lesson three three or two
a one man did you clip your vows skin coaxing no i did it's too ugly i tried
man no no wait don't we don't want to get a boring ass deep knife knife
we guys which which game will i do for a knife uh f start menu f5 f5 i can't
bring sp x in morphocystis deals a dark star or fiery owl i'm using dark star
I think you should get that one.
No, Fiery Owl is cooler.
It is a Cranbit.
You can get both, too.
You have to buy Blue ammo, Cokescene.
What?
Mmm...
Uh...
The...
Mmm...
Uh...
Did I win?
I
You did it wrong you just keep buying until you get it. Oh, it's like a little lottery in a way
See you get lucky you can get a lot of percentage you're getting awfully unlucky
Make sure your gun isn't loaded with ammo, Cloaksy, because that could be what it is.
If you can, ready up.
Got it!
That'll I clip it!
Exactly what it was!
We got it, we got it!
You clip it in your, you can do it in your stash page, and you have a knife slot under your pistol slot.
You can change it.
He stole it!
Oh, you might have to go collection because that's an older skin.
like a rerun so f3 in the start menu and then melee melee this is locked did you
buy it all the way maybe it's in your mail yeah it's in my mail it's in my mail
it's in my mail there you go there we go there it is there it is oh yeah
That's better as well skin. Okay. No, we ride
Take it take it
You need an as well skin to peanuts. Oh, I'm addicted. No, I've got one. I've got the Sun said
Sun said who to do you?
No, I know I want
Filled with nuts. This one's the coolest skin for the is about 100%
It's a beach one. It reminds me has palm cheese on it
simpler times
I'm ready. Yeah, I'm going to
bathroom. Wait, no. Wait,
Mindo, how is your Black Hawk
three? Black Hawk three. Yeah.
Black Hawk is three. No, it's
longer than what are we talking
about? Why don't I have a rank?
Oh, because close is too low
level. I can't get it because
close is bad and ugly. You
Oh
Okay
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay sounds good. That's very commendable commander black Hawk
Very commendable that seems like a high rank
Don't spot on your spurs now.
Aw.
It's like the second highest.
Hmm.
Wait, Black Hawk is the second best?
DF Pinnacle is the best after that.
DF Pinnacle?
That DF...
And then you get stars.
You can, every win, you get more and more stars.
I have 340 stars left.
See some...
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah
Hey
You might like we choose a way landers is choosing it for us
We got you got you okay, you can see this where the drop point right now, but we can't pick it. Okay, okay
Mr. Landon, Mr. Landon, any time, big man!
Mr. Furner, Mr. Keystone, what good man, good man!
He was just talking about you.
It's been a long time.
Let me see the license.
I look stupid.
How I pull my knife?
I got a Karambit.
You run faster with the knife.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
The tank of beef at this, Mr. Comsy.
a dragon fire blade I kind of like a small snap is
it's a lot more to it we just we just keep going to the pvp area that's
perfect all of me crew
that's how my flashlight got it why you're gonna hold why and turn off the
flashlight right or however I don't know I changed my keybind so I'm not sure
Where the default one is
Okay, they could be in here they could be above us
Oh, we see officer again, we put him in the dirt we put him down like a dog in the street
Back gun
Yeah, you can inspect it. Yeah. Oh nice
yeah yeah where these people above you I heard a flashbang there's people here
I'm on it boss I'm on it maybe wait for your old talk close for you oh so close
75% okay they're above us that's it yeah
I'm healing you. Oh, that was him. He was solo. He's dead bitch
This guy was broke he was he was he was he was solo you said yeah, he was solo
box instead of a body. Oh
Limber oh, I got a can of lemon juice
You scorer!
Oh, she pissed!
Oh, she...
Ah!
Is there any enemies near yet?
Where's the team of three that we were talking about?
Someone come hit this big safe full of goods.
I'm all in!
I told you, I told you there was a team of three above us.
Is that not true?
There was probably a scab and a solo.
oh gotcha gotcha okay you're most likely
I just heard a man bush to the north was it we see that
whoa you take that out take this out take this out
Oh
You got that you do the same you got that one was closer under the password
The green passways in the center
Here one was under
Oh, a lucky penny.
Whoa, who took this one out?
Did this thing out?
Oh yeah, it was.
Oh, I hit this one.
Cool race, man.
Wait, he instantly attacked my staffs.
Does that mean he's not a safe fit?
Yeah, that means he's either full dead
because he's died twice or he's solo?
I saw another one.
You stand back, folks. You let the professionals handle this one.
You're more suited for...
water parks.
What, man?
Maybe a LEGO building.
Alright, buddy.
A minigun.
Yup. That's the guy that's scaring.
I got him for you.
Oh, clipnap.
Who's watching out, bomb?
Damn it.
You're stupid, Pricey.
Thought I could fool ya.
I could prank ya.
Keep your beepers open, boys.
There's people over there.
Let's get them! What are we doing here, team?
Click it down!
I dropped it. I got it.
I can't climb this.
The heck?
You're short.
okay first you pick a safe spot peanut the old from mm-hmm and then you push in
got it same spot selected psych there he is
go under he has teammates yes teammates because you don't come off nah activating
my ultimate die what the hell get out of here
All three?
Oh!
I'm the winner! I'm the winner!
Nice!
Whee!
They were fighting someone, so there could be another team.
You pretend, pretend!
Who the hell is that guy?
He's in a cool jumpsuit.
Is that what he usually goes?
Folks, he's looting in the back, can't find his way, you kill everyone on the machine.
Most, most of the time, most of the time.
He's untie, I always push the teams and he's back there with a stupid fucking hat on
I can't with him. I can't with him. Yeah, I literally can't with this guy. I it's ridiculous
And then when I come back all of the kills that I killed and the hard loot that I've earned
He's already stolen. I actually we're gonna go go compare it and not click down here after the nuts
This is okay H on the pile that way you don't have to search it because I already did died
Is there a friend in this like stamina?
This is a sponsored stream club team.
I know, I was, is there free stims in this game?
Free stamina, stamina, stamina.
Perfect, that's exactly what I need.
Yeah, I need to he right
This is a safe in here guys are the same look at this
It's a laptop oh here hmm how much we sell for
Wait, not line line line, it corresponds to three lines, two dots, so you find the one
with probably a team wipe, right?
Three lines and two dots.
I mean, like a server way.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Could we kill two souls, right, and then that team?
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
So it would be one more team just because it was-
Got it!
The map should be empty.
Good work, boys. Good work.
I'm right.
You really give me some thinkers in this game.
They don't just hand it to you. They don't just hand it to you. They make you work for
it.
They make you think for a second.
It is goopin time.
Oh, it's goopin time. It's goopin time.
That's a good thing to do except for guns.
Have you done one of those laptops before?
If you...
Close it. Close it. Close it. Close it.
Have you done one of those?
What?
But you know those laptops before
What laptop there's a laptop in there, but it makes you solve it like a like a super secret puzzle
Now where you just have to free space on the numbers
No, that's the other one oh
I'm just talking to my buglies and this game really makes you think sometimes and tomorrow just hand you loot for free
honestly
That's the best part about it though. Hmm. It's like a like a brain teaser. I feel like I'm smarter now
Give me give me two numbers. Give me two numbers
Two numbers one and two. I know those give me two more give me two more
I know those as well six seven
You already know you already know I know those I heard that
I heard that
What the hell
What? Now we're getting Drostars? What is that?
Get out of the screen!
Is that you?
The last two are mine, not the first one.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Ah! Ah!
Got one!
One more, one more.
Get out of here!
Oh my god, he's deep.
Huggy!
Bad idea.
I'm healing you
We don't want you to report
Where's the closer?
Activating my ultimate
He's a little he's got to be low now he ran inside he's got to be low watch out
Well, that was smoking
Where
I gear at him!
Shit! Too easy, too easy!
They have a buggy, they're a chattering fence.
Don't worry comrades, I took out the trash.
Wrapped it up easily mopped it up and come on
Only $5
They can dart more
What it's so good? There's a strap you do commonly. Let's say there's people here
I would smoke for you you walk into the smoke and dart and you can just shoot them when you see them
And they won't be able to see you if I charge up who's that hunger?
It is out. It's just like it'll bounce once and after it bounced once a little expired
So you can just tap into sky and that's that's plenty
Because I have a shock darts that one has to land obviously
Because I'm trying to heal and my guy just keeps taking meth and fenamines
Okay, you might need to search kids. Do you have one?
The mind is down a full bottle of bangles
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs!
Yee-haw!
I didn't do anything.
I already have one of those.
Is it in your backpack?
No, I don't need this.
I don't need it.
You're dying.
I don't need to.
Wait, you know what I need to do? I need to, you're right.
Wait, why didn't it work with five?
It's not always perfect.
Well...
Wait, how do I know I need to use a Servket?
Oh, shit.
It had a deep up at the bottom of the screen.
My lady liked that Servket.
You have another one.
You are still losing control.
I'm still dying.
This is somehow close to falling. I just can't prove it.
I'm pretty serious.
Die.
I've used like a hundred servekits!
This is a safe here.
I gotta stop looking at you, those big bug eyes!
I think a Goopa wanna act up.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
She's injecting the Spectrum into me.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, there, it's already looted.
Follow me.
You're waiting to see if a safe's looted.
not on the map no I was just double-checking because your
two diamonds are still off I jumped in real life I got you guys yeah
right I was just saying that was a bad don't we went to the seat first it was
Oh my god!
Stupid bitch.
So basically I started blasting.
I know how to do everything again.
He fell and came in from the back.
Ah.
Ah.
I got to find the extract.
Move some, some.
Move some, my boys.
That's how you do it.
That's how you probably don't know how it's done.
Hope you're watching.
Hope you're watching right there.
Because that's how you do it.
I have no ammo guys good
You shoot anyone anyway, I'm both up here
Follow me there. It's a little it's a little skill jump like that one
Yes, you have to jump from here and you grab there on the corner. I stand give me a sec
you just didn't
fatty oh
Oh, Coaxie can't run, big surprise.
Yeah, you do it here.
Put the fork down.
The jump from here?
Up here.
Put the fork and spoon down.
What the heck?
Big bags, dad.
Okay.
Okay, first try.
Oh, I got this easy.
Stand back.
Stand back!
Good thing you're up!
Ooh!
Nice.
The pouring method.
Oh, it's coming out of my ass.
If you want to use things through five,
It needs to be in your rig, or your pockets.
If it's in your bag, it won't show up on five.
I might be preparing my best.
I've got a five milliseconds latency.
And 260, 280 FPS.
Yeah, I have like, yeah.
This is insane.
I have 300 and 33.
Wow, this is good.
Wow.
I don't understand why every game just doesn't do this.
Yeah.
That'd be pretty nice.
I didn't get shot behind the wall three minutes later. Let me sick
Well, I four milliseconds that means I'm sending a signal cry across
Statelines, even an ocean and it's getting back in four milliseconds. That's technology right there. Thank God. Don't let me not straightly
Don't suck
Well, everything on everything. I'll show you once they kill you. Exactly. Yeah, I mean if you do you about internet
If there's no food, no one's coming to save you and everyone just dies. It's the worst and you know
Yeah, kangaroos there any yeah kangaroos you know kangaroos will kill you they're not they're not safe and furry like
Oh, yeah, they'll tell you or kick you
You know you know that there's videos of kangaroos will they'll wait out in the water
About waist high and they'll just stand there
luring you in because they're so furry and cute and then as soon as you get out
there they'll grab you with their hands and drown you. They'll put your neck under water,
not even jogging, not even jogging. They'll lure you out by standing in like
knee-deep into a leg and then drown you. It's a switch to get out there.
You know that? You know that? You know that? Can't you lose your stims? Hold five by the hold five and pick what you want to use.
I need to go more in my ass.
What's a Pro-Tias jammer?
It makes it so scabs don't shoot you for a little bit.
The kangaroo tag.
I saw this video one time where there was a kangaroo standing there.
I tell you, look at the grim weeper.
The grim weeper, he wasn't moving a muscle.
You could tell the funniest joke he wouldn't even laugh.
His dog then went out to the kangaroo and he started drowning the dog.
Yeah I saw the one where the kangaroo is holding the dog and then some dude just walks up and punches the kangaroo in the pit.
Hahahaha.
Hell yeah brother!
Time for some America!
Time for some America!
I gotta wait, my guy's fat.
Yeah you're good.
How are you?
Pretty good, just taking a round.
Okay, get on the pixel here the little ledge
Yeah, yeah
Oh shit right there
How are you talking about this one's gonna be this one's gonna take a long time
We have one minute to the right
Guys, it's not working
I'm on the ledge look at me. Oh
Oh
Got it very good. Oh this thing looks you got a first try. Yep. Yeah, and again, okay?
Well, that's because he has no bitches and no job that is not commendable
Don't have a job either. I have a job. What is it? I'm a peanut
Work big backs
Work work
I've been working as a
He not
Or four and a half hours
I've been playing with Mendo and some ugly guy four and a half hours
We're doing pretty good. I think we're actually like possibly the best in this game, baby
I think you guys know the basics now, you know what to buy how to load in use the menus
Gamble I got six operator kills
Hey, that's not a lot not a lot. That's not
These hobbies are easy. Let's see, you know, you run into a good team
You literally are friends with the guy on the other team
You're verbally assaulting someone we know personally in real life
No, no, no, no the good team we ran into you were crawling around doing a slug fucking cosplay
Hey, do you even see your fucking gun?
Me and Mendo have a gun.
The team leader doesn't enact his capabilities
through gunfire.
It's wisdom and guidance.
The team leader was drooling.
Okay.
How do I show multiple things?
Okay.
You hear how he treats you, Mendo.
Like you have some cheap back alley slut.
I'll have you know, Cokesy.
I'll have you know that Mendo knows I'm the better player.
He clocked it right when we walked in.
Why you can see it a mile away?
Minder, tell him.
You're so lucky we're doing a hashtag ad right now.
That's right, that's right.
I would actually destroy you.
Hey, I'm not paying for you.
I'm speaking the truth.
I would destroy you.
I, you were so lucky, Mendo.
We're doing an ad, you guys.
So lucky.
I don't know what the fuck you so hard, they didn't.
Fuck.
I don't know what the fuck you so hard, they didn't.
I don't know what the fuck you so hard, they didn't.
Okay, the bottom middle bottom of your screen like the bottom left of your stash
The shopping cart you can click it shopping cart. Yeah, you just drag it over everything you want to sell
You can just tell everything at once super quick
Back sell. Yes. So you can just let's click hold it down to just drag it on whatever you want to sell
Well, that's sick. Mendo we have to leave you but not because I did hear not because you're and better. Yeah way better funnier cooler
I'm not as fat as stupid as
I was this outdoor thing for
feeling we all got sex.
You got six.
Is that better than a six to
seven.
Okay.
It was an honor.
If you guys need more gambling
currency, you DM me and I will
call the deaths.
Oh wait.
I might.
You DM me and I will call the deaths. Oh wait. Thank you now. You're a good man
I didn't get re-talked and I have no food for the family this week just gambling. Ah
Fuck them. We'll feed them twice as much when we win and hit that gold
Am I right boys? I have an issue. I need another gold
Keep gambling. We gotta go grab a miss. Yeah, we can grab a
I don't know as a game the games. If you have questions, I need to tell me I have all the questions.
Wait, Mendo, I actually have a question.
You have all the questions.
Now we're actually starting the event where it's like, where it's like, um, like...
Hey guys look, shut up!
Don't talk to Pino like that.
Yeah! Thank you Mendo.
It's an S, it's an S and it's red.
Wait, no, now we're actually, wait.
We're actually...
You're good, right?
Shut up!
I got something going!
Those congratulations!
I'm trying to figure out what we're doing next!
You try, you're ambitious.
Wait, so, wait, I have a question.
I have a question.
So now that, because you play with us as like training,
now that we're playing with Genji,
we're starting a three day event
where Clokesy and Genji is versus Officer and Hutch
versus Shroud and Summit.
It's called protect captain peanut, but I see right here. It says
We have to go to three different maps. How are you gonna do that if we can't go different maps?
You worry about it play the game. You'll level up. You'll get access
well, I
Don't
What but see but but see this is good that means we can do that starting map
No, no, no, no, like no, but seriously guys like we're supposed to make the whole like within the next two hours
We need to have three maps along and successfully extract
From three maps. Is that possible? Okay? It's not three hours. It's also an hour and a half
No, we're doing two. I have to don't ever think it you just play the game. Oh, no
No, you don't understand. I'm not telling you like the fun fun silly time that I'm trying to have I'm talking
as per the the event that we're doing it for the sponsorship we need to have three
different maps just like holy fucking shit is everyone here braindead is I
swear from the devs don't worry about it and play the game and if you unlock
another map you go there if not no problem okay yeah
Oh, John, OK, OK, all right, OK, John Delta Force, John Delta Force, OK, all right.
Mendo, please have the dev increase our levels by 20 each.
OK, I don't know about that.
I tried it. There was a little speed bump with the patch.
That's why I don't worry about it.
OK, sounds good. Sounds good.
Well, I'm a good guy.
I got one last question.
That guy that was B hopping around the corner?
Yeah.
DIGGEE!
Probably.
So he's hip-firing A-
Where the hell have you been?
He's hip-firing A-
DON'T ASK ME, POW!
I've been trying to converse with two actual posters about the event that we're doing.
I forgot I have to join Discord on the other PC.
Oh.
Oh, I see later.
It depends on the build, Cloaksy.
If the build has accuracy on it, it's good.
And I think the AS-Hall you're running has good accuracy.
Well, okay, you can click on it and see the stats accuracy is hip fire accuracy
That guy was sitting there be hopping around the corners and being so accurate. Okay
Okay, all right. Okay. Well, let me read this over Mendo. Why don't you stay here so that you can know
How would you stay here for a second so you know that this is simply not gonna look
Okay, so for this event, it's three days and Genji and Clokesy are competing against Summit
Shroud and Hodgson Officer. Today, Genji and Clokesy are rocking up points. They want to
get more points than them on the other two days. Successfully evacuated the peanuts from
three different maps. Kill one player equals one point. Extract with one red item equals
one point the team must get at least seven points and successfully extract the count as a successful
protection okay okay you know how are you how are you saying okay
I think I don't I think I'm speaking don't we just like the first map you have Leoli and one level
on Gloaksy that's two maps and then I thought it was a three-day thing I love a five they're
They're rocking up their points only today.
They don't get another day to rock up points.
They have to do their three maps today.
Let's play the starting map.
I hate all of you.
I hate all of you.
I just wanted to be done.
Hunch is gonna be one of the other maps either.
Wait, no, Hunch has played this game before.
Yeah, but that account he played on was not his account.
He's level one.
Oh, he's account sharing?
He was account sharing with the devs.
Allegedly.
Whoa, well, they're not gonna have any guns
so they're gonna be screwed.
Okay, also there's like, there's,
oh yeah, I'm just gonna go over the whole thing.
Yep.
Second thing, there's like, actually I was reading through
this and there's apparently there's like,
you know like in cock and duty zombies,
there's like the Easter eggs and shit.
Apparently there's an Easter egg where you go to space city
and there's like a, you do a ton of cool stuff.
But I'll have that unlocked yet.
Yeah, yeah.
That's, that's something.
Also if you do my channel gets a thousand subs,
but like that's on point, but also, and then, and then,
well hold up now, I gotta keep reading.
I gotta keep reading one second, one second.
I got a third thing to read, a third thing to read.
Every time we extract with one red item, one,
oh wait, oh wait, with one,
we're wasting time, can we get in there?
Okay, I just got texted, we don't have map limitations,
we just do three maps, it doesn't have to be different maps.
Okay, and then last thing last thing upon each extract with one red item, okay?
They built this little mini game for me. I got really pulled up and
You like it's a thing and it's like you know what monopoly is
I bet you do you slut, don't you?
Never heard of it
Okay, monopoly is like a board and it's square and you go places and you but any if you don't pass go you
Don't get to it or not
None of that applies to what I'm about to say
So, we roll this thing, and then we get shit if we get one red item.
We press roll dice, if we get one red item, and then it picks one of these things, and
then that thing happens, like Monopoly, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, don't get it on try!
Buy some key cards.
I don't know what that means.
All key cards on zero, damn.
Go auction.
Auction.
Auction cards key card damn spend you go too fast you zero damn what stem
What I was doing my job
What was the thing you just told me to do
Spend to your goddamn money on the key cards and get in the game. Oh, yeah, I just bought something for five million dollars
$40 million a million dollars and put it in your key card holder from your stash into your key card ass
Key card ass, you know, why do you have so much money?
Have your money y'all the pores are here now
It's you would understand you would understand, okay? You wouldn't understand jg you wouldn't understand
Let's just get our heads in the game. Let's get our heads in the game
Been grinding. I'm sorry, but I have played multiple games of peanut and he's never had money in any of them
So I leave it live. I think we live the subject
Jg what's your what's your game of tags we can invite you?
your mom
Okay, I'm gonna need to actually tell it
my user name is
You give it to me. Do you have it to me? Oh
Officer texted back when I said haha gotcha Mendo got me. I got you pussy
Okay, is there any capitals um B and P
Bird peaches, okay. I just have to let you know like I made this name way
Before I'm not was it gonna make funny, but I am gonna do it. Oh wait, why am I seeing H keys not working in the game?
specifically the C&H keys
What all time real quick, okay? Oh
My god, you know how to fix specifically them see an H keys. Oh, yeah
your level 50
Level 60
Level 60
You guys are gonna be at some of the-
GET A JOB!
GET A JOB!
Game, I'm sorry.
You see that, Corksy?
Huh?
She's level 60!
I'm level 4.
I played this game a lot, okay?
I really like it.
I'm sorry.
Gosh, dang it, man.
How do I invite you?
I said you in front of the guys.
Do you accept it?
Do I want to accept it?
I guess so.
Any more questions?
Aye.
What do we do?
You're probably going to need to stand up.
Be on standby.
Wait, how do I invite perpeaches?
Got it.
Got it.
Squad up, request said.
Get in here.
Get in here, sport.
I am in here.
Okay.
Okay.
We got to get close to up one more rank before
um before um
Wait, we can't play normal?
No, um, no, this is good. This is better. This is better. No, it's better
No, it's not because you don't get as many reds in this. Yeah, but we kill a lot of players
Poxy
You do realize that just because we're going in easy mode doesn't mean that there's going to be easy players
He's easy as a person we ran into it except for officer Steve was bad. That is true
That is true new right now. I go you get the easy lobbies the first few raids. Yeah, that's good
We keep getting easy lobbies
But now we go in a yeah, wait, wait, maybe it's you BM
Huh, I'll be based matchmaking
Well, GGs guys, sorry about my rank. We're gonna get crushed now
Okay
All right, then wait, no, no, somebody run you up somebody ready up
Oh
Ready
The game I
Can't burn I cannot ready up burnt pieces and not ready unable to start
Everybody die immediately in the game of course
I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
You said I was doing team leader official business above your pay grade bow. I forgot
ammo. Bro. Might need that.
You need. No, I've got ammo now. I was telling you what I did. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
Mendo you're still here, right? Yeah, we're gonna need some feed pictures. You got my DM
Yeah, you want to carry do you want me to go Harry keep him Harry put some whipped cream on your toes as well
If you would mind
Don't have that
This ain't my first rodeo
Did you look I'm you but I'm gonna walk more than 50 steps today
Little sip of water
There's your work
Why you're talking you know you think more than more than like two steps a day like
I just said that!
Alright, now you've gone too far.
Now you've gone too far.
Now you've gone too far.
I was just joshing around with my friends,
seeing a couple jokes,
and look what she did.
Look what she did.
Close, she's crying over there.
I just saw a tear run down his leg.
Ah, okay.
We pop a fresh six billion before we start by the way, I don't know if you heard anything
I said or ignored me, but you guys are competing against them in this round and hunch an officer
So this is part of that competition
We don't get anything if we win though, right?
I believe you do. I believe you do in fact get stuff. I don't think so. I'm like 99%
You do
Give you a handy I
lock in
That's gonna work for those dollars aren't you closeie?
Yeah, we can only input three games so our so so this this
Yeah
No way man. Oh
my buster
Where'd he go? He's hiding from us. He was there
There he is
There's two teams got one got one one dead
I just couldn't move I was stuck in quicksand
I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
Oh my god, that guy hit really nice head.
LET'S GO!
Oh.
Alright, repair my new nest.
I got it.
We're getting pushed.
Yep.
Got another one, got another one, two dead.
Nice, got another one up top, you know.
I can't do anything up there, it's a nasty enemy.
There's another one
Where?
Right here right here you saw
Are you right?
We saw we saw we saw
mm-hmm
What the hell was that?
There's oh my...
Can I kill them?
Oh
There's a guy behind us
Help me
Did you see the guy that shot at me?
I told somebody to die I can do second
Thank you Good Chair.
I think it's behind cover when I was getting you.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I don't know where the guy was.
Thank you Good Chair.
I shot him.
One moment.
Yeah that's the guy out of the spotty melt.
One moment.
Thank you This.
It's all ours.
He's right here.
Which watch out bomb
It's a few eyes
Yeah
Did you get him?
You get him?
Dude, can you move out of that white line?
line open cement run open in the cement run like you do
Oh, you're scared.
I forgot about that.
What?
What do you mean?
How?
Hey, stay, cut it out!
Why am I putting plates in my body?
I'm gonna hit my helmet.
Oh, yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it.
You see this one on this wall?
There is someone there.
I'm gonna flank.
Oh, it was just a clicker.
Okay.
I
Like oh, it was just a click up
Holy boys see Fuzzy
Oh my god
Activating my ultimate
All right, I ran easy.
Little bitty goop.
What is this cord going all around?
That's my cord.
Watch.
Meow.
Bitty goop, eh?
Bitty goop.
Oh my gosh.
Here we go.
Perfect.
I need to actually make a gun.
I got a free loadout.
So how many points is that? It's one point per kill.
Ealy's seven to X-Rag.
How many kills did you guys get? I got like, like a thousand.
Dude, you just killed everybody.
The other day I won.
What'd I do?
Oh, no writing in the safe.
Wait, by the way, everyone knows how to do some work, Craig.
You shut up.
Okay, okay.
I don't know about this
We gotta go to the other saves and check if there's reds. I'm just gonna save the whole system one more time
Fuck you guys. I don't care the system works is
You extract from a map each kill is one point each red is one point if you get over seven points
It counts and that counts told you're told your toad
Toward your total points, right?
That counts as one completed mission.
You only get three slots.
So see we get 10 points.
One completed mission,
you only have two more completed missions that you can do.
And now we have 10 points.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Everybody understand?
Somebody stand.
Everybody stand up right.
Hi, hi, Captain.
Okay, did he's got his everybody else got it? No, I'm lost I'm confused
So basically there's
you
It cooks you understood it everybody understood he's stupid coasting you understand it. Yeah, I just said it okay good
One more time though. Okay, so okay, so basically I
I okay, so there's three total slots where you can earn points
One of those slots is filled when you extract from a raid with seven points or more
One kale equals one point one red item equals one point to say we get five kills and five red items is round
That'd be ten points
That's gonna fill up one out of the three potential slots
We have to earn points now
We have ten points and two more slots to fill if we die before we get seven points or you extract without seven points
It doesn't count doesn't fill a slot. We don't get any points. Mm-hmm. Does it make sense?
Yeah, could you explain to me?
No, that's what you this is where they make you think
You see okay, so close to you. Are you looking? Yeah, so you see how the one has five lines?
She want to find the one with five dimes. So I got it
So so zero has five lines. I got her a zero. I got it. I got it now one line
One two three four dots. What if I won one? It's oh one line and four dots
Six now for the last one
Four lines one dot what about set up to what's what one has four lines in one dot?
four lines 1.9 so the passcode 0 6 9 nice
So we're already been here someone's already downloaded it
And it is look at
One's right one's off yet
Oh my god, he's handsome it's a team. I'm dead. That's nice. It's it
Yeah, no team. No team. You got a red class. I think
Holy shit that guy instantly that guy's good. That guy's good
You choose a team I heard in that
Whoa, that guy was insane.
He was hippin' hoppin' all over Timbuktu, wasn't he, huh?
Mm-hmm.
I didn't have a...
Oh, supposedly my arm was broken.
Oopsies.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Make sure you bring armor plates and chromosomes into the raid, but that'll happen again.
Are we supposed to...
You should bring arms and legs into the raid.
Once again, we have gone way too far.
I don't know what this is.
I throw stones and you come back with a missile.
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't...
Damn, I've got a great job for this as a sponsor segment.
Well, let them pass. Well, let them pass this time.
I do hear them, like, southeast.
I think they're like, crouched walking.
Oh yeah, go, go, go! We already lit up both the guys?
They're coming up the... I think they're coming up the stairs.
I guess it's just an AI?
No, I had the hard drive on me.
We should, we should be able to save!
Paint?
They probably did it.
Oh my gosh, no way, man!
Hey, shot!
That's... you might.
I think there's a maroon over here.
Where's that?
Yes, I hear something.
Under us.
You
Here's a marauder over here. Where's that?
Yes, I hear something under us job job 360
Got him
Yeah
Yeah, I do have keys. I've got um you manager tech control
You and those are and out and out what second floor where you are coaxing there's a
where you did the big safe one time with me there's a locked door very long where the other
ones go they open it too god damn it one is that substation oh you throw the substation
major substation commander substation you see anybody
Let's go!
Hey, for your dad.
You won't find him.
He's very hard to find.
I know, you haven't found him yet.
Is this all new right here?
Wait.
What's up, then?
Oh!
Good shot, Sidney!
I
Inspect the knife wait is the
These doors open it's cool
Because we might be able to get it wait, what's on
Hmm, I need to see if these doors are over here open so because we can get a gold bar
Gold bar
Yeah, is that red?
yes really we need closely will handle go over to commander substation and you
get the gold bar keep break the event's called protect captain D-90
Um, let me see some captain.
So, captain, captain, actually, you know what?
I would like to be referred to as captain peanut henceforth.
From all members of the team.
Okay.
Once again, you have taken too far.
Folks, you got anything to say to your commanding officer?
No, I was going to close the close.
You got something to say to your commanding officer?
Yes, thank you. Thank you
That's right subordinate what you keep your eyes forward keep your eyes forward keep that mouth shut subordinate
I have to reprimand you at the station for that one.
No, no, don't spank me.
I think people already came down here.
This one's a doozy, this one's really making me think.
8, 9, God, God, God.
8, 2, 9.
now we got it we got it yeah this is your captain speaking and we got a
Genji over getting the gold bar your captain speaking again I've got a
absolute fucking moron running around with trying to figure out where this key
2nd floor above the laptop
This is the captain speaking
I have received notification
from an outside source
Me and Moron are closing in on the location
This is your captain speaking
I'll be having sex with folks later
later.
Shhh!
Uh...
Uh...
Aren't we doing as well?
In game!
In game!
I got it here!
Wait, wait, don't be...
Look here!
Oh!
Oh!
Ow!
Look at that!
Look at that!
This is so close, he hasn't given us dirty hands on all our goop.
Oh!
You got dirty hands on all our goop.
There's a cool down to search this.
Look at Penny, look at Penny!
Of course you look at my lucky penny!
Yes, the reason why there's a search cool down is because sometimes you play as randoms and they'll try to steal your loot.
So on keyed doors they always put a cool down.
That's a good function, that's a good function.
Yeah, it's super good.
There was nothing in the safe.
absolute poop garbage because we're on easy we need to go to normal or like
hard well coaxies too dumb and poor to go to normal
that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying no you're not I say we leave you
We should be level 6 by the time we get out.
This is your captain speaking.
She needs to be some interference at the radio.
Glad the close season.
Once again, fuck you, you'll be reprimanded back at the station for speaking like that to a commanding officer.
Oh, dang it.
This is your captain speaking. We're leaving.
Let's eat back good.
The sound of me giving close to dad head came through loud and clear on that last transition.
Oh my god.
Oh, hit the play button again.
again sound like you're
I've told you what it was did you?
Yeah, I know but it sounds like you're snoring instead
Hi, they sound very similar. Where's my team at?
Well, it's cozy. Oh, cozy's already. Oh, he's on the case
Or to be true
I'm just double-checking all the good spots to make sure no one missed any of the red
well as long as we get seven points this game won't count and we can just get
red points next time we got more than seven what do you mean we get we killed
like a fuck ton of people we just veto it so it doesn't count I don't know how
this works I don't think it works that way
we're probably like I mean dude you couldn't play in the sweaty lobbies and
I just get absolutely stumped.
You know what I mean?
That is true.
Oh, it's like, well, okay, I see we count this one.
I see, mm-hmm, I see we count this one.
So we'll check how many operators we eliminated
when we get out.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You guys don't mind if a group begins to be fresh, do you?
I do.
Nope.
Out one to one.
Did you win that one?
Hey, extract, is that you guys, Mendo?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, but God will hate you.
I think we're bad.
Another gold item.
Think about that God you know all the consequences of the action
I only it's I didn't kill anyone. I only got three kills all at one pot three pot four
But three power four that guy was asked. I mean that guy was okay pretty cool
You played video games for a living for the last 12 years straight and competed in professional
tournaments.
Ask them to be relative.
No, I didn't mean to say that.
I meant to say that guy was giving it his all.
That's right.
That's right.
Just unfortunately sucked.
I am.
All right.
I'm leaving.
Did you?
You're on your own.
Well.
All right, I'm leaving.
Digi, you're on your own.
There's no way, Digi, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Come on, come on over to Leon.
Come on over to Pina.
Come on over to Pina.
What am I?
You see that?
Close, he leaves his soldier behind.
Not Captain Pina.
Not Captain Pina.
Close, by the way, how many eliminations did he get?
Three.
Three?
Yeah, only three.
That's good, that's good number.
someone like you that's really good thanks man appreciate that yeah no problem no problem
come on over the one is fine i will tell you the ui in this game to buy stuff is so nice i know
i know i like that i'm not spending three to five business days in the lobby every time i get
Massacre it actually is amazing. You can just gear up
Oh nice, I love taking forever to get ready
So nice, you know, she's not because you've been poking my card back
The shoe is juicy that's what she does. He does Pokemon card packs with a lobby is yes. You're ready the way they were all waiting
You know, I got the charge art of a million Fortons
It's ready up
I feel like it came out a little too strong with the Allen.
Get over here!
I needed to make sure you guys didn't miss the red item in here.
Did you get the safe in?
Oh, there's no safe here.
Hey.
How do I?
You had a bicycle?
Oh, no.
I searched for Homus again, Minda.
Option?
I could just scroll down
I die die die die immediately
What's the best one
Purple dick got it the script or I got a five a little operator
Eliminations how many do you get to G?
One because you stole the kills
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I was so good. Oh, yeah. You're a great player. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait five plus three plus one
That's nine. We get to write that down. So we went to dance. We went to down
Is there a way to search for like the armor things to meds?
nine meds
Okay, we're good. Oh my god, dude. This is so nice
Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's gonna be pretty challenging to beat a how many points someone shrug it on Saturday
Unless someone has recently stretched his bathroom with his face. I watched them there
Some is actually fucking the demon of this. Are you serious?
150 hours with him in one week. Holy shit
Fuck oh
He said there's even less bitches than you close he that's okay
He said it wasn't possible. He said it wasn't possible
You get a little bit of goop wide moment gang
So this bad boy
Tell this bad boy
Here we go, we'll sell this gentleman like you do and sell this KV bar
Here we go
Sell this mouse
This memory card this thing
Wait, okay, so can we go to a different map now? It's cozy. I'm level six. Oh
Oh, yeah, well that's great news now. We can go to my ally grow. Oh
No, we still can't do it. I don't know why
Hey, no
Hey, no
It's
It's uh
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's solo only this season
Um analyze carefully and
Listen, you need to swipe managers in admin. That's where you find the rent. Okay, okay
She can't suggest a couple of those
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so cool difficulties. Okay. Okay. I need to be level 12
I need to be level 12 or what?
we could play normal well what do you mean oh yeah level 12 it's level 12 it's
oh god well how do I get manager's key hmm I buying it mmm that's the manager
excuse me sir someone managed and shit it in aisle for this is 3 mil I bought it
Here we go, here we go, couple of those, perfect.
Okay, we got nine points for our first slot.
So we have to massacre everyone.
Wait, hold up, how many?
No!
Yeah, how many teams are on easy?
Not as many as normal.
But it's okay, Hutch is level one too.
You're gonna be on the same level.
Same level.
Hey, that wasn't an answer.
How many teams are on easy?
Four wait including us. Yes, so you and three others so we literally killed everybody
Yeah, but it could be more sometimes if there's solos you can go a little over. Oh
Okay, I'm gonna do okay. Okay, so basically the only way we get more points is if we get lucky and there's more teams or be
Get some red items
You can do red you do wall breaker and you swipe the cards with your reds even on easy wall breaker. What is that?
Did anybody get you reds that last round or no no Gigi, what about you oh?
No, I got a yeast wait if I'm loading in with this
Manager's office key does that count as a red?
You shut the hell up
Ready up ready up lucky ready up we're going in there and getting points
right pieces is not ready unable to stop
GD!
I can't it's saying I have restrictions
hold on
this because of my ammo I think
at home school
what no it's my ammo dummy
at home school
dude
Johnny
At least I have legs and arm
The hell is wrong with you guys tonight, and who's like the best characters I got red lady
Yeah, you are the best characters
Tempest those are the ones you're playing I
Got red
Ginger lady, and then you're like
I'm just kidding. He's just a very handsome man and I'm jealous.
Very handsome. Very handsome.
I'm almost too handsome.
What is the lady on the left do?
I'm all. Okay.
All right. Okay, that's it.
I'm all.
All right. Okay then.
What? Am I really not allowed to bring this?
No.
Is it my ammo? That is the problem.
He's in your gun. There's a bullet in your gun.
I heard Mendo say that like an hour ago. I just wanted to sound smart.
He worked?
Hack claws, no footsteps. Wait, is that sick?
What? Who?
There we go. It was in my gun.
Oh, you went!
Told ya, those those mind games with the laptop are making me smarter just like I said
Before you cue you might want to accept some of the seasonal missions. You'll get a bunch of group
Can you get XHP?
Wait, what do you got?
So departments at the top, okay?
Season missions, okay?
Operation Directive, the big square on the left.
I like him at level 19.
Alright, then you can do normal missions.
Department missions.
Okay.
Instead of season missions.
And you click all of these squares
and accept all the quests you can on every square.
We are.
I accepted.
Out of bounds.
Out of bounds.
All the, yeah, all the quests.
You have the Beyond Lifeline, then Gunsmith, fully armed.
And they're just gonna be walk here walk there. You'll see on the map where to go
Okay, God thanks big spouse
Thanks, boss
She's fixed for some action my guy by the way my guys fix it for some action
My guys fix it for some actions one of you
I have to tell you what this character does Mendo.
When you crouch you're silent.
Hopefully, he's stuck on me.
At...
Ok.
We're landing.
Let's have any of the checkers.
You read!
Complete the mission to reward.
Find high value items.
So you have...
When you crouch you're silent.
Am I right boys?
You're ex-key.
It's like a, you know, like blood helm scan.
You're not doing it.
So you're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
scan in front of you yeah but it's not wallhack it just gives you info oh there's
someone here okay so you can see someone put your old little tell you
your B is a flashbang you just throw out a little ball
so the splash enemies when they see it and your 9 is an EMP your G is an EMP it'll
disable enemy at the moment. So you got the tightest jeans on I've ever seen
How are you running in those bad boys and my knife the name P
You could go it at a wall and it doesn't hand me on the other side you get a hit marker
Oh
Okay, okay, it'll make them disabled with the knife. Oh, you got it. Yeah turn them into peanut
I'm fine. Okay. Well, let's get highly on that sick. Oh, yeah
I just saw a guy do a cartwheel over there.
You see that?
Oh my god.
They have way more sexy hands than I thought they were going to be.
Look at him!
That's one, that one.
Here they go!
I got one.
I flashed one.
Oh jeez!
Holy bingo.
Jesus, come on. Nice.
Nice, this one.
Oh, that's a rock.
Got him!
Nice, good shit.
Get out of here!
We turned into a box, Mendoza, that's good.
Yeah, I think that's too much.
Good work, team!
Next three points already, look at us!
Huh, who would've thought?
Did somebody leave the refrigerator open?
Okay.
Who'd have thought?
Huh?
I heard something.
Got a beeping.
You got scanned by a wallhack dart.
Ohhhh.
Did I tell you there's people there?
People are somewhere.
They shot from your last character.
They shot the dart in the sky.
Gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Where? Over yonder.
Yeah, these are what are we there? Yeah, you're right here, right here, right
there, by the tree. Oh my goodness, gracious. Yeah, I'm
going to see, I'm getting two scans by the tree.
I'm really bad spot. I'm gonna wrap one. Nice. I'm gonna kill one. Oh wait, Genji killed one. Genji made it. No, I killed one.
I'm sorry. I'm muted. I did kill one. And you're good, you're good.
Wrap one up, then. I have no Sam. Go, go, go! There's another one, I think. Like, you're right.
I'm on the case, boys. Don't you worry.
Oh my god, they're all heads. If there's two on me, there's two directly on me right now.
Coming. I have no Sam. I forgot Sam.
Jesus Christ.
I
Thinking like right I flashed them. I'm sticking I'm sticking you do you do
Kill them
That was a guard. That was a guard. Thank God. I went down
down. Lock it in boys. Lock it
in.
That's an AI. Oh my god that is an AI.
He's a box though so it might have
just been this guy. I saw two guys right here.
We saw two. 100% 150%
Wait this character is kind of sick. So Mendo when I hit them with that flash
Are they full blind oh, yeah, it's just like a counter-trick fly like they can't see what the fuck to do the blind your teammates
No, if you why and you scan them you'll get lines on the grind like they point the way to where they are
If you hold your flash scheme look down the flash will just follow the lines to follow them
No, is there any way to make myself go down again
You want to die again, you'll find a way I'm sure
I just wanted to because it looks like it makes it look like Colisey's character is choking me.
I said I ate T-Mite when I killed Blast, so...
Oh, he's gonna scan again.
Oh, you on me?
Okay.
Take that, Hooligan!
It was a level 100 player.
Ranked nationally.
East, East, follow me crew
Who's the one that I know about on you?
It's a looted, this team looted this
We got to find more guys. Yeah, the people in front of us on my this compound
Yeah, I see him. Is he real guys? Yeah, yeah, he's right here
I need to get closer where you guys are.
Okay, got one.
Got one.
Reloading.
Cover me.
I'm going to start pushing towards the who is he doozies.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, here.
One's here.
Okay.
one here okay get to the level 100 player
that one down one okay I think last one's over here somewhere I'm on it you
can count on me boys I think over here and you maybe stand back let me deal
with these move-eons.
That's a guard.
One down.
Two down.
Three down.
Three down.
I could have rekt.
No, I finished them.
There's two dead right here because there's one right here.
Got one.
Dude, stop saying got one dead.
Got two.
Got two.
Inject her.
I need heels to be able to use my guys kind of like well I forgot a surgical
kid who's he was he was he was he's my guys got AIDS or something because she
was it was the last guy for them.
I don't think there is motion blur.
Do I?
I don't see motion blur.
Because wait, is there motion blur?
Hey, I have it off.
Weapon motion blur off.
I don't see any motion blur.
Was it weapon motion blur or just weapon or regular motion
blur?
Just regular.
Yeah, I just go up in here.
Guys, depth of field?
Depth of field?
What is Boston actually?
That's my guy.
Hey, someone's cheating here, how many?
field oh my god is that the boss that guy just fucking shit on me that is that is
the boss um yeah send me that of field off oh god god I don't even know what it
did but it looks different dude if you think he's crazy in this you should play
the other mode he's wacky there's some crazy wacky did you kill the boss watch
out yeah but there's my players here I'm no armor follow me clue you were injured
yeah yeah we were injured we were injured we were in the future guide
Okay, I have the admin keys on the screen.
He don't watch it in the chat!
It'll be time for me to take that old man!
My gosh, you scared me.
Oh, shit.
What do you mean by me?
You scared me.
Oh, check these things with some reds, yeah?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I got another puzzle.
I got another puzzle.
go on down you guys just gonna take me
say it
mmm
mmm
mmm
got it got it
I got a piece of ram
they're little brain teasers Genji
I'll help you dig
Oh my god
You got a red item
Deadass I got a red item. Oh dead ass jid no cap on a stack you keeping it for sizzle with us
Is that you open up the manager keys room I don't know
anything. I got I got I got I'm
I'm I'm doing East we manage
room.
Little bit of goop. I got a hookah
man. Oh, hookahs are nice. I'm
used to hookah. You guys have
used to hookah. It's like vaping.
It doesn't make you look like a
I
Think who goes our cool who goes our cool? Oh, I just got who can myself
Tell way double hookah
Let's go oh
Yeah, this is good other puzzle
This one's easy all dots all dots sounds easy
We need some curve balls looking easy. Yeah, well we here we need to kill people
Got it trade documents got him
But did you open up the door? Yeah, open up the door. Yeah, you open up the East Wing
man in his office yeah he's being managed on this he's four million dollars yeah I
got nothing he's ever who got you kidding me
but pretty cool who got that noise
oh that's nice you did it goop nothing in here Intel
We got to get lucky we need to play the other modes the other modes
It went on easy the key card durability goes down slower than on normal. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but you can use them more times. Yeah
Exactly because you do that makes sense to you. I can run it by you one more time if you guys make sense
Yeah, so when you're on easy mode it goes with with the captain speaking
When you're on easy mode, okay, so when you use it
The captain speaking place
When you're on easy mode
The key cards durability goes down slower
Captain speaking
Mendo is the captain. No, this event is called Captain Peanut not Captain Mendo Pal
That's what captain is speaking. Oh my god. Every
Oh, when you use a key card. Oh, the captain is speaking please
When you use a key card
It goes the durability goes down lower when you're on easy mode versus normal mode. It'll go down faster
They're coming up. Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks. It's happening. It gives you permission to speak again
Um
No, you don't have to keep the dog has no no, okay, let's start part of the whole thing
But the captain grants you permission if the dog ties if you ever wish
You can open your map now and see if there's any
Diamond blue diamonds those are your quests for the departments to get your more XP and more rewards guys
We loot this safe in the barrocks
And we didn't leave the vision center. Yeah, we did the bar ox. Let's do the vision center. We get a red there
They got to keep your soldiers in line it's soldiers keep your eyes forward left foot right foot
Repeat after me, so I don't know what I've been told
I
Summit follow the captain's order so we're gonna have more of close these yeah
Yeah
The captain is speaking close. He lives in summit for that one. I don't know what I've been told
After the captain go close is your last chance. I don't know what I've been told
I'll coach eat I've got a toad
wait
Hey, are you okay? Yeah, I just got caught on fire. Don't worry about me. Ah, you were Kevin
Because this one over here
Oh, no, you give rock here, please please please please. Oh my god
Yeah, it's in the seat for a red
I
Don't you see fussy fussy? We need to see you down here shut
The fires I don't know it was some type of tango bogey bogey in the vicinity
Here remember if there's any loop down here, isn't there a safe down in the basement like a secret safe?
Tango spotted
Kato eliminated.
Oh, I'm out of ammo! I'm out of ammo!
Help!
Take that! Pussy!
Gotcha!
Oh, it's just a computer.
Yeah, but we probably have to use that to download stuff.
Yeah, we can play it in red.
I
Wish you this one doesn't this one you oh
Okay, oh yeah guys guys no, it's not a red it's a
Which one's already been here. It's already been downloaded. Oh, I got it. He's downloading it. Oh
Okay, okay, good work. Good work. Good work. Where do I put it in?
Right there
Good you see that third eye back there watching you
We can at you
Oh, oh, sorry
Where's our other two keys go
No, where do we go to my other two keys go
No.
You sub station me?
Did you do that one?
No.
Let's do that one.
We'll do friend pass that.
Where do I put this SSD?
That's just loot.
The computer's just loot.
This is loot.
Oh damn it.
Hey.
Do you have a friend from the computer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've done her that for sizzle
Okay, plus if you hover over on the map, it says you get a red
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm your dad. No
No, unfortunately, he's this location is not noted on the map
I'll be talking to the damn team see if they can throw that in there
Don't ask me a hilarious question
My peanut that
It's gonna be a hard one. We'll have to play on the hard mode
I don't find it, but
It's worth it's worth the scavenge
Sometimes it's not about the destination, but the journey and come out what if in search of your dad you find yourself
And your dad with a hooker named candy and tampa
Or you just dressed up as a peanut six days a week
Guys guys guys guys guys what the fuck was that pal?
Yo look at this character
Can you see a knight on him? Yeah, pretty cool. I think this bitch
I'm using the key
And ignore little bit of goo I'm watching you closely I screwed it out
60 fop.
OOOOOOOOH! A MUSIC BOX!
That was a red school.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
That was pretty cool though.
Really cool.
Not gonna lie.
I
Just got a car with a picture of Dr. House on it
You lucky pennies score and it all in place you filthy animal
Yeah, that's what I need to write about now. Look at all his hands on the wall
We think I'm the oh, this is like a little skull some spooky going on around here
I
Go on yeah, good bullet holes. Yeah, some weird happen probably
Oh
Who's to that was just a little unfortunately, we didn't kill the lobby. Yeah, well how many points do we get?
Let's send our last one because we didn't kill the lobby even though we got a red
You we check this even so to you yeah, but no site that's yeah, all right. Let's get in substation. Oh, we did never mind
We did we forgot
Okay, I should be leave I only we got seven points
Nine points total you get we need to get two more games that have more than seven points and come on
Easy-deasy like
You know I'm being told you have ammo in your safe pocket in your ass. Yep. This is case
We're about it
I thought you were just running around for the last 50 minutes saying I'm out of ammo.
Wait, Yeli, why am I out of ammo?
I have three stacks.
Wait.
Don't run ammo.
Ah, I'm the best of us.
Oh, there's a guy right there.
there stunning them and going in for the kill
God yeah don't you worry close you had to have the trash let's leave eastern
tunnel don't worry Gigi's is four billion million light years away wait we
We have ten points last raid because we extracted.
What?
You got what?
You're making up rules now?
No, no.
Don't you get a point for protecting you and you extracting?
What the hell are you talking about?
You're just making shit up.
No, don't you don't...
Isn't this the thing that makes you so you extract?
No!
If I die, you just don't get any points.
That's ass!
What do you call protect Captain Peanut?
and die every raid
why you do step on me
i'll stay here
go ahead and open the door and the solution
you're nothing nutty boy
you're nothing nutty boy
i've been nutty i've been nutty
ah yeah we did
we're always here right there
all the tables to make sure the key card did not spawn
wait what say we're doing something important
team team uh team
Yeah, but yeah, planning and technical shit, but don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
CJ!
I asked you a question, but you didn't.
Oh yeah, I forgot. What did you say?
Yeah, we did it.
Yeah, we did it.
So, did you check all the tables to make sure that the key card didn't spawn in there and that is a red key card?
Oh.
Yeah, we said like...
Shit, no we didn't.
...not the tables.
Like, I mean, I was at...
So...
It was basically a table by the end of it.
Surging so many tables.
On the writ, like on the little ledge, that spawns as a rocket, cause he can spawn with a key card too.
Really?
No, I killed that guy. I didn't do that.
I'm Mr. Table.
Professor table and come on closey. Uh-huh. I take the tables. You gotta be kidding me
That's like asking if the sky is blue. I like to clean your table. Thanks. That is that something
I'm not certain that's something
All right, let's go back to the tables
I'm checking it right now. Well, I just want you guys to know that no matter even if we do find the right
We did not be seven points. So it doesn't matter
does it really not yeah you only count to give seven points oh my let's be God
seven points how many points do you get for a red one mm-hmm we don't we do we
know how many kills we got like you said in the game of no I got three or four
I think I got three
Really? We might have seven then I got like one
thousand
That's just what Captain peanut does for his team though nothing out of the ordinary
Hey Bert Pages we're here I don't see it you loot the guy with the rockets
left in that raid and we're left and we're your teammates
we're you guys good guy climbing a mountain
the boogie man comes out of the wood words peanut might
you can't climb a big one a big one comes down from the mountain
fucks me and make sure to record it fully
you need someone to hold the camcorder close to me yeah
true but idiot you fool
You have school eyes, sir.
God of fools.
All of you gang.
They come out, bird beaches.
Come on.
Idiot.
Come on now.
All of you.
Dive speed.
Let's go.
We like to be.
Pull it out, med.
Med show.
It's a stamina activator, right?
or the stamina booster
oh
We too is for the regens the boosters give you more maxed them those stamina
stamina combat simulants combat simulants without rosy was saying
This thing is 30k up right here. Yeah. Yes. We did yes
okay
Okay, I got one count them one operator kill what about you guys? Oh
I got three okay, that's one plus three four
I got four operator kills whoa
But then we're good. That's eight points. Yeah. Hey, we got a red. That's nine. You're not gonna read. I did get a red
Yes
Nine points. Good work team!
We got a red so early. Gigi was like I got a red.
Gigi next time you get a red you have to report it directly to the captain.
This will be a demerit on your record unfortunately.
I don't want to do this. This gives me no pleasure to do this.
You know, I know you have no arms, but you have papers.
I did, you said no one?
Pfft, that doesn't sound like me.
You're making that up.
Another demerit for making stuff up about the captain.
I'm telling you I don't want to have to do that. I don't want to have to do that
You're a little bit of goo one moment gang
Well I'm buying the right able this time and we can use my gun leave about that clumsy oh
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you like that don't you? Oh, yeah, you like that
Okay, okay, we've got okay. We've got a total of 18 point so far
Can we join the lobby or is close to me? You need to be a level of 16 man. You can't even I thought it was all 12
12!
It needs to be level 12.
You can't even go!
WELVEEE!
So how are you gonna call me off?
MONTH PER YEAR!
What do we want you to do?
You're ugly.
Okay, we have to do this, man.
You're me, ugly.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
Me?
Ugly?
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
the guy the gall of some people the gall of some people don't make me stop you to the ceiling fan
and spit on you again all right because I'll charge more than I did last time should I get a new
helmet if mine's at 56 my helmet's at 29 put the armor in your bag and buy a new one so that way
if it breaks in PDP, you can use armor swap.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god.
Oh, Mr. Braemaboo, what a good man.
Good, ah, man.
It means to Ryan that what a good man.
Good, ah, man.
Good, let he do, good, let he die.
It's sweaty.
That's the mind of a group that needs to be significant.
Yeah, but you should see the loot you can get in the higher
loblies.
It's crazy.
What armor can I bring in here?
MKQ.
Is any of them?
He, my partner, got engaged but she said it's not official until you say hi.
Hey.
What about the helmet? Helmet too? My helmet's a twine.
Hey!
Condition li-sans!
Oh wait, I can have monoclyspan! I can have monoclyspan!
Who got the red item?
What do you have?
You have the...
The ditched training?
He threw my- what's he threw my-
I have- yeah, I have the...
the dick one.
Everyone!
Yeah, you should be fine.
I'm doing a monopoly spin!
Okay.
You know why I'm doing a monopoly spin, Clokes? You do not listen.
Why?
Yeah, why?
Because we found a red item!
Alright, I'm gonna roll the dice.
I hate you so much.
I'm rolling the dice.
Three...
Okay.
Two...
One...
Go!
I
Leet get take it five
No, who's that mean?
They're like free kids, but they're actually good. Yeah, those are really good
They do
Really?
Yeah, they're they're really good like free kits that you get to use we should
What should like, do they just give them to me?
That's pretty cool.
Can I use them in easy lobbies or is it allowed?
How do I get that?
You should be able to use them in easy lobbies.
Uh, we, I, me, no!
You can use them, but you're better off with what you have.
Those are for your chats.
So your chat's getting a bunch of codes for the early tickets.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Oh.
Wait, are you sure?
I have some goo.
Oh, you can have.
Oh.
You sure?
Do you want some?
I'm talking about the game the thing the board game rewards are for your chat. Oh
Yeah, they're for the viewers
Bungulators
Bungulators
The one you did just make my boys again. Sorry sir. Sorry captain. Okay. That's okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Wait
You guys wait for the second one I'm gonna do this
Let me see if I can do that
I didn't really think about this.
Let me see if I can do like a giveaway thing.
Uh...
Uh...
Oh, shiesty.
I don't really remember how to do it.
Uh...
Golden Ticket.
Our zero.
Tickets one.
I
Needed to start
And there it is and then we had it wait oh, yeah, I don't know how this works. I forgot
We guys so we've done x-me's my ticket. I want to see if it works. We should take it
We should be time x-me's my ticket. I just want to see this one
There it is there it is
Okay, yeah, there it is
Perfect. Oh, so that's how I do it. That's how I do it. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Okay good
You can't serve me a judgment.
We perfect perfect.
Oh, yeah, the YouTube guys can't do it.
I've got about that. Yeah
By the canoe, Mr. Cake. Oh, Mr. X. Only twins. I don't know how to do it on those. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, and I pressed this button.
You gambling proxy?
Why are we not in the game yet?
No.
Okay, I'm gambling.
Yeah, we kind of guessed, we kind of guessed.
Okay, this is my, I'm going to have my buddy give these codes out.
This is my pal.
This is my friend.
This is my friend.
And if you win the thing, you quick whisper this guy.
I was a little unprepared for this one.
If your name-
We're gonna have 29 more minutes.
Hey, shut up.
You shut up over there.
I'm giving tickets away.
If your name is-
I got it.
Shut up!
Why?
If your name is ex-goth angel with three.
3Ls, text this guy, text this guy, ex-goth angel with 3Ls.
Then if your name is, I think we have to find people, right, or if one guy gets 5.
Let me confirm.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
They say something. Hang on. Okay.
What about now?
Let me know as soon as they say something.
I just got a DM.
Hang on. Has no arms or oh that was close.
That's it. No tickets for anyone. No tickets for anybody.
is a guy in the global chat saying yo peanut let me tongue box that box
walla walla walla walla they said this could get a little annoying hop in the
game there's gonna gift a bunch of subs okay yeah I just doxed my friend for no
reason let's go ready up close you were going in I am being ready up who's already
I wasn't ready I wasn't ready I got new skin you guys like my skin
Who Mr. Ryan, I'm over 20 and Mr. Rex is over 20.
And Mr. Coddick and Mr. Rex is over 25 and Mr. Rex is over 20.
I think he's over 20.
Thank you, man. No.
What? Because I haven't even eaten my beef stick yet.
We're going too fast.
We're landing.
That's a very nice song to say, young man.
I could die and you would be legally responsible.
Oh, no, please don't die. No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, please.
We can find out who's in a serious situation. Meat stick toking accidents affect many families
for a year. There's five. Five guys.
That's overrated. You got her, grab her.
Because you look at me. You didn't say lady is last time?
Yeah.
Me see let me see
All right, okay, thank you. All right, I'll see you. Sorry. I had a joke in mind
But I gave me enough time to think it over and talk to it because
All of you
Where yeah
Well, let's get out but what do we do in here team she wouldn't be going and open up the admin
Yeah, actually we can do that first and they'll come to us
Guys is the god of thunder shooting an entire
Waterfall over you this side of this wall
Then this would be there
On the other side of this wall, we're going in the building. Okay. Got you. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay
They're probably gonna be coming in front, front door, front door Genji right now, right side.
Follow me, gang!
Looking for Reds! We're looking for Kills!
Right here, right side.
Yep.
I'm not hearing AI there. That's just AI.
Really? What the fuck?
Yeah.
Coach, you look at me, coach, you look at me!
Here.
I need you to...
See that? Did he do the thing? Did he do the thing?
Yeah.
The boss is here.
Let's get him!
Did you look at me? Did you look at me?
Or, what? God, yeah.
Oh, I think you did.
What the hell?
Oh, that was Genji, pal.
Oh, Genji?
Dude, that guy... Lock it in!
I mean, I almost died from the last time. I was gonna make you way more fun as I was
I told you, he's a large boss, it's not like he's easy to do.
I missed every shot on that guy.
That's a big boy!
That's a big boy!
He did it, Goop!
You can fight Reds with the bosses, can't ya?
This is one of the worst bosses in my opinion, it's like...
He's crazy fast.
Oh, I got the Great Luck bag!
People are spreading in where we came from.
Operator, one operator, one operator!
Where's one? Where's one?
Down here!
Oh
Okay, gotcha coming
We go
Activating my ultimate
Take this who again
There's people above us.
Hi, Spicey!
Got one!
Yeah, he's dead.
That was nice.
Up there.
Hey!
I think he's got Amigos around here.
Let's get up and shoot him.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you see him on the line?
He tagged a lot.
What the fuck?
Oh my God!
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
OH MY GOD HE KILLED A ROCKET!
Nice.
Got him!
I killed the whole team, I killed the whole team!
One guy is left before you kill the next one.
That was nice.
That was nice!
You said boys!
Little three peep!
You're cozy, you see I got the whole team!
You're nasty.
I'm disgusting, I'm gross.
gross. There's an AI in the back. I'm telling you, I've got bumps all over my shit. I killed
all three of them. They must have been like single dads or something. I put them down
easy. For kids that are out of school. Did you guys search the boss? Got it. I searched
I made nothing on him.
I'm just a fat guy, though.
I'm just a skinny guy.
Follow me, crew.
Hey, guys, just cause I want to be freedom
doesn't mean they're bots, pal.
Those are just single dads
that may or may not have custody of their kids
playing a couple games after work.
I killed them.
He just said Emma I saw the life drain from their eyes I
Can see him begging for their life that's saying a word all right
That's what I know operators found their necks
Me it's not about money open up the key room
Me it's about sending them over to the other side the one that I was the hand that did it open up the key room
I'm not going to use it.
Flash.
You need no goop?
Looking so far so trash.
I found something good in here.
I can not smell my ass.
It ain't a rat.
But it's worth it.
Little something I can beat back home.
And over.
GO ON!
There's another door here guys.
It's a equipment collection room.
Do we have to keep that?
Squidward!
Good!
Um, that is not a good room.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
It's mainly just like for a quest.
There is a spawn in there for a key card,
but that's brilliant.
We gotta find more hooligans to kill. We gotta get more points and whatnot.
Yeah, no reds.
Let's go to major gumpingkin. I don't know why I called it that. Major substation.
Wait, no, then we have to get that. Do we get the safe right there? I do nothing. You guys do that?
Did you get that or no? No, I thought Pino was doing that. No, I forgot to.
I was caught up in the glory of winning that fight.
What about this thing? Do we get this safe?
Yeah, and I found a keycard.
Really?
Cement plants.
Cement plants?
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
You ain't so many golds, but no frags.
Do you want out of that? Who's you do to you?
Oh.
Let's go to the major stab station.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. I guess we're in the Reds Reside.
Follow me, Clue.
Hey, Shots.
Did she say you?
You just say I.
Oh, gosh, gosh, okay.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me!
Oh, I thought there would be a open in here.
Go back!
Go back!
Oh!
Got one?
the player can we can this guy have the reds you know he was a big red guy I'm
checking in for reds
I'm not that they're fighting here they're fighting at the some station
let's get them yeah
double over my it's yeah I think that's three points right on the board for us
We are swiftly.
What do we do?
Push up behind you, 78 meters.
I used my, dude, I used my ult kit. I thought it was a player.
What did you all do again?
Uh, I could pretty much...
It's like a scan. I know if anyone's in the proximity.
78 gotcha gotcha
Okay, the dart lady used to
Bring them through the wall
Gotcha, okay
Do you is one of your abilities like the tactical ones like they do like a super stomp?
Why is the flash I have a flash and then like an imp. Oh, okay, gotcha. Okay, so no super stop
No, okay, but we did the flashes. I like really really good
If you throw a knife on an enemy dead body, it'll ping their teammates. You can see where they are
Yeah, really if they're in range of the body though
It's pretty cool
It's pretty cool
Hey, do it. Oh, no, that's my drone. No super stuff. Oh, yeah, I see him
someone
well over that over that I got one more right there by the way there you get
you good you good what was that guy's plan of attack never see that strategy
before in my life oh my god well don't remind me don't remind me right now
Now remind me, it's one ten more seconds.
Why?
It's one ten more seconds of that.
Two.
Two.
Oh, check it out!
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me, Closie?
Are you kidding me?
It's okay, now I have to give you a mouth to mouth.
Are you guys, guys, we get no points because I died!
No, I braced you.
Oh, I think it's like, you can come back.
Oh, thanks.
That's what I said, now I got to give you a mouth to mouth.
It'll be the goop. It'll be the goop. Nothing too good. It's looking like Dom and
I just found... a LUTX.
LUTX?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
These containers back here I'm just searching because sometimes you can find red items.
That's like the good loot over here.
Let's go check.
these containers back here I'm just searching because sometimes you can find
red items it's like the good loot over here
let's go check that's who you want to see this thing in my pocket that I used
to get lucky it's my lucky penny take it out oh yeah I have one half you want
I keep it my pocket you're lucky what you're the shape of it I could use some
heels right about now and instead of putting in my pocket I put in my other
Bucket that's the best spot to keep it
Hmm
Where's our extract? I don't know
No, I'm I'm on life's point. We need to check the second floor of the major substation. Yeah, you can get a red
I
Have so many golds on me and no red like what?
What is happening?
You unlucky ducky. I'm gonna get a red out of this room here
You better take a little pee
Little peep never hurt anyone
Okay, all right, I'm on the case
six D F
F-U-P
Tractor code
Even luckier penny oh ain't a golden crown
He brags, okay, you can technically get rents from everything right I don't know ask Mendo
That's a chance. Do you get a better you don't?
My man, my man. Oh wait, we are so unlucky. Oh
Another lucky, but you have got three lucky pennies
Busy two lucky pennies and a lucky nickel
What's that 50% lucky pennies and a lucky nickel no way
Yeah, it's either red or it's not 50% yeah listen to the man. He's got no bitches. Look at the level he is in this game
Oh
I got two lucky panties and a lucky nickel
All of you
Tech the tables we what what wait what what tables do I check all these tables, okay?
Uh...
Architectural drawing and notes.
You would think with my two lucky pennies, my lucky nickel, I would have gotten a key card.
Which I can cue the normals for more than-
Because you have my third lucky penny!
I gave it back to you. Oh, I didn't.
You stole my lucky penny!
I gave you something in return something better.
This is the lucky telescope.
Yeah.
Well, I missed the key in the key room.
What?
I missed the key in the key room.
You came in.
What?
Key in the key room.
Are you seeing anything?
key in the key room?
You see the engine key?
Oh!
Did you see it?
The key card here.
Liars!
The Savers!
Oh, it's province.
Are you sure?
Did you double check?
I double checked, I promise.
Okay, okay, gotcha.
There's...
more sprockets.
Gotta focus.
Take your guns.
You're trying to take guns.
Damn it!
No way!
I'm fifty-fifty!
Feedy-feedy? Yeah, feedy-feedy!
Maybe you can look the other way.
Yeah, heck!
Well, it's not lucky I guess
We were all the reds at we getting scammed
I'm leaving. I think it's cuz it close. He's bringing about a bunch of bad juju into the rain. I'm leaving
One shot one ill now let's
Follow me gang
How they killed one guy
You only got one guy anyone
Yeah, we have find anyone I killed I killed three guys
Is you how many did you kill I didn't kill anyone
Wait I locked the right
Oh, we do we maybe if we ring we do ranked we do
He's gonna be more reds. There's a lot of how it works
and out I
Think close
Now we're out of the ring to do by the way, you can hold left click
Raid
Huh? Oh, I got five kills
I
Knew you see that again coachy
I got one. Oh, no, I just told everything. Oh, okay unless you got a kill that we didn't we didn't get we didn't qualify for the
Who's he did not good at kill? Well, we saw like no one
I killed five people
For a eyes, so they weren't it's just operate a hoody-doody eliminated
you back one moment you sell my goop here we go it I love how fast you can
gear up I know I know any size it is very nice oh nice
kind of wish you could sell some straight oh you can't I'm stupid you
You just have to take a look at it.
You can batch sell too.
How do you do that?
Shopping cart.
Bottom left of your stash is a little shopping cart icon.
RIR!
On the right side of your screen, but the stash, bottom left of the stash.
I'm...
On the right side.
Dig gamble.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
Then you hold left click and drag it over what you want to sell.
I'm dig gamble.
little bit of gamble and never hurt anybody I'd never hurt no little bit of
gambling never hurt anyone I'm over this laser weapon I can't even use one of
the skins I got
he's going go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
mark it
damnit
i can't use this m7
well that's pretty cool it says champagne on it that is pretty nice
oh condit油
poop garbage poop garbage
no if I have an air spouse
poop garbage
still can't like keep scanning for this
I
You see that you see that oh, I don't do it back
Oh, it's pretty cool though. I can lie to you that looks like something George Washington might hold
When we want one more then we ride
Oh, wait two purples, okay?
Oh my god, I'm, oh my god, guys, I just got a champagne S tier, champagne S tier, champagne
S tier.
Look how cool, look how cool that is.
Google Champagne ST and Mr. Closey.
You know, you know, I got to see it on the open it.
You see that? You see that?
I see that.
I'll give it to you.
So I will.
I sent you a feature.
You should ask the planters peanut for a space loan.
You can create a mansion space.
Yes, man.
You won legendary.
Oh, we're fine.
that we hold up how do I get that weapon so you can do some cool quicks helps the
arm you can't the arm is basically you have to craft the ammo for the arm you
can't buy it or anything why not what it's craftable only you have to find two
rare ammo production parts and then it takes 12 hours to craft 10 bullets 12
hours yes it's it's the best gun in the game at one shot I wanted now and it is
armor I don't think that's possible captain you can buy another sniper anything's
possible when I'm the captain I require ammo Lee can you do less good ammo for
that gun is there less can ammo no not for the home okay all right then I'm
just gonna keep gambling to cover my sorrows there's more skins there's M4
skins there's our skins different weapons I just want to use that one good really cool
it's just champagne on it you only get champagne in France
but one more than we want one more than we want one point seven is gonna be
so what do you want this whole of school
oh it doesn't two purples not too shabby elite skin elite is like special effects
Okay, okay, all that stuff, okay?
No, like some of the way cooler skins than you guys, okay? Well, dude, I'm gonna I'm spamming now. I'm spamming it now
I'm not even trying to get an elite SM 250 prismatic diamonds
Don't an elite s as well. Like you guys are getting some shit. Are you guys just bad at gambling?
I know so they're not are you kidding me? I'm the best gambling in the West
They're not good at the game. Just you watch this. They're giving them skins
I got what I got what
I got I know I got it
Oh my god, is that number in the 4.1?
Holy fucking shit, it is a class C. It looks like absolute garbage.
Let me see what that looks like real quick.
Perfect, perfect.
Why does it every time I get a gold, it's just if someone scraped it across the seamen
for three miles, when he gets a gold, it's point two best in the world.
And bullshit!
I got another gold.
I got another gold.
I got another gold. Give me it. Stop. It's 0.39. S?
Stop. You say S here? Yeah, it's an S. 0.39. Die.
Is this good Mendo? Okay, all right, I'm going in. It took me 25 cases, 25 golds to get one elite ASL.
Wait, what's better superior elite? Well, maybe elite is unique. Maybe it's because you're ugly.
Yeah, I am
According to my parents
I'll drive
Hey, I got a gamble one more
We all do one more. I'm gonna do one more as well. I'm gonna do one more as well
You're just sufficient up
Don't we already proud of all the money?
Did you that's nice
Sweet back to back back to back
I got scared well yeah, that's a type of water gun
Well, let's get in there guys everybody up everybody up
Go again, he's one more time
One more time! One more time!
One more time, then we ride!
Now...
Alright!
Okay
Well, it was gonna be cool it was gonna be cool it actually looks like the artwork
At a place I get chicken fried rice that and noodles have run around here
Unfortunately somebody beat it with a rock for about four days
That's not good you want more one more one more one more one more one more than we ride
I'm
You want one of you one more that one doesn't count. I didn't get a single purple
I'm gonna I need to see a purple one more one more one more
I didn't even get a purple that time close he's not
I'm gambling and smoking. Don't find your mom
Where do we go for the white board that we go currency?
We lost one last one that we ride okay boys
My money's a new parent today's dammit wait this was another water guy
Wait, I gotta it's be it's be
I was saving this last bit to feed my family this week, but I'm not defeat him twice
Am I right boys?
Is it possible to get back to back?
Anything's possible when you're gambling clumsy
Anything's possible
I feel like mine was pretty good. What do you get?
in this shot rifle bespoke design purple class B you wouldn't know anything about
that chumpy you wouldn't know anything about that bro-cog you're all in class
you don't even have enough buddy to gamble pal one more right now one more
There we ride!
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, no!
I did weird, I got a gold!
Oh my god! Oh my God! I got a gold!
I got one, I got one!
No way!
What do you got?
I don't know yet.
It's bee, it's Cosby, Cosby.
Woooo!
Now that's tasty boys that's tasty right there right?
Let's go right. Let's go right. That's nice. That's good. That's good drooping. That's good drooping
You see that boys. You see that
Oh, it's in there wait wait we already have a game do one more
You won't purple
I got three purples I got two purples. It's pretty good. Oh me the goop. Show me the goop
Actually don't mind this game reloading in I don't understand it. We just were already but I don't see anything saying we're loading in
Hey, we're loading in right now. Wait. I keep trying
Plus you usually use the same character wait, huh?
Oh
You got you okay honestly like maybe like I've still got money for gambling
Maybe you should have your character spit on me. I heard some good luck. Oh, yeah, I mean if you want. I'm in
I don't know wait. Can't believe you answer you. Oh my god. That's perfect perfect time
Oh my gosh, that's crazy, see, it's a big guy.
That looks really cool.
It's a big guy.
Gleaming another one.
Ready up.
You got an elite.
What?
What?
We draw an elite one.
Mendo just said he opened 27 goals before he got an elite.
That's the stack track one.
Stack track?
Dude, I got an elite.
Yeah, so there's goals and then there's elites,
which is above goals.
Oh my gosh, okay I don't even care about the grade. I'm happy I got a new lead. Oh my God.
One more, maybe one more.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
One more wouldn't hurt.
One more wouldn't hurt.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
One more won't hurt.
No, I only got a purple.
Watch the Viking gun again.
No.
One more, one more.
One more good one one good one more good one more good
So high bro, this thing is that this is
Looks like it was thrown in a blender damn it
Looks like it was a Viking gun again
You keep getting the Viking gun, I don't know I don't know
We need one more, we need one more.
One more can hurt.
I don't think one more.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.
Oh, you need it better.
You need it better, it's not as good.
Damn it!
I have another elite.
What?
What?
How?
Yes
That's not fair they know
Yes, kill her and more coins submitted to you. Oh, thank you. Good. Thank you
You hear that close you just got some more coins
Now that's right
Let's ride
Pop a fresh six million
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Do I put the gambling helpline in the chest?
Heh.
I don't need the gambling helpline, pal!
I'm the best at it!
Huh?
Anything can help me?
I'm losing.
I'm a pro.
I'm a professional.
You don't know nothing, I don't know!
It's like, are you joking?
There's gonna be people that spawn behind us, by the way.
Well, let's get them!
Say hi.
Mm-hmm.
If precisely, we can revisit that your character's spitting on me, because he-
Yeah, yeah, I think that actually would help.
Yeah, I think that could help with the- with the gamelike.
Is there- is there like, like, things that you make- can you- you can make your character stay in game like, go, go, go or something like that?
Yeah.
Like maybe like a countdown from five. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that or like spitting my mouth
Please beat the shit out of me
See how the devs are asking for a verification of what you mean by spit in my mouth
Oh
You got this one. See no if someone dies you can if someone dies you just spit on the body next to it. Yeah, they're a vibe job, right?
Something gets up at least that's the boss shooting
Dammit close to that was a good joke. You didn't even laugh fuck you what?
You said you didn't spit on them and I said to revive them. I go at least something gets up
That was a good one! That was a good one!
Fuck you pal!
I was more focused on the devs listening to me these days.
Haha!
Well...
I love your game.
I love your game.
Really?
No way!
Kill the boss!
Get out of here!
It's not a raw case.
nothing nothing you made it through guys I got an egg you serious yes yes yes you
have to kill everyone about now good to go to go east go east go east one of
one operator one operator one operator where we're down below down below out
here somewhere this is okay I can't see directly wait this way this way this way
Down the stairs, down the stairs.
You're jumping, looking, looking.
That's one, that one, he's dead.
He was a solo, he was a solo.
Gotcha.
Solo, solo.
Is that the same person you heard or no?
Yeah.
We gotta go to the east side, kill those other guys.
Hold on, I'm opening up the thing for another red.
Maybe we should have moved those reds in those queues.
Give me.
What did you do?
What?
What?
Dude, we gotta- we gotta act as swiftness boys quickly!
Wanna read?
Yeah, wait.
Did I loot the boss or forgot?
What was that? What was that? What was that?
I don't know what at all!
Oh, I forgot to buy more ammo.
I have no ammo.
OH MY GOD!
How do you-
Jesus
He's got the rocket launching
You're gonna lose him to you can have a red
Only gang
and
We hope you guys see more 9 by 39 ammo. That was me. I didn't I didn't
They would his body go
You get a red from the computers
Yeah, people are dying where we came in from.
Once again, guys, me.
That would be me.
Yes.
What?
It's now!
Die!
All right, I got two guys.
I can't lose the rocket guy, by the way.
He's too tall.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I should we go to the east to kill those other who will get down?
I don't see them.
I'm done.
Oh
You can loot how do I do with that wait did you loot these guys down here
Did we kill these people right here?
Oh
Thank you, nothing
I see
Is that a flamethrower guy?
Is this shooting?
No
I killed a flamethrower guy
I'm good
Guys, guys, guys, people on B, people on B
You guys, I have no ammo, I have zero ammo
Okay, okay, I have ammo for you, come here, come here, come here, come here
Come here, come here, come here, come here
Peanut, right behind you
Right behind you, peanut
Yeah, I have ammo, come to B
Okay. I got this. I'm on you, but sure. I got this. I got this. Lock in. Stand back!
Where's this me?
Of course, yeah.
Good day, and a couple of good news to you.
Come on!
Nice.
Oh my god.
There's another two-way away!
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Oh.
Gotcha.
I'm scared.
That was a real guy, boys.
Mm-hmm.
little baby goob little baby goob because you should be killing that guy with my
knife yeah yeah I killed him with my knife
it'll sum sum it'll sum sum do we take manages office back there no yeah we got
Okay. Okay. Are you to the summation or the management summation major sub-station?
Follow me gang. Follow me crew.
We'll go beyond there. Hey, it's pretty. On the side as well. Where? Probably a player. Uh, you see.
I didn't check.
There was a clicker.
First come, first served.
Another clicker?
You're that safe.
You're good that's safe
The hell was that oh please it's all apart
Got him out here to see if that thing's over you think you could get I'm gonna lose this room would see if I can find red
Here we go.
Got it.
Take a little peep.
Little peep.
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
little bit of goop that's nice that's nice
the sewer lids can I have red sewer sewer lids what what's a sewer
It's a sewer lid.
What does that mean?
Literally a sewer.
Where are those at?
All around.
There are people by me by the way.
Yeah, I'm getting shot at.
Oh, a team needs a help!
Go, go, go!
Ripped one?
Three at me, I'm sending them.
Dumbass.
Who's that?
Oh my god.
That's...
DJ?
I'm tail.
We solved a mystery.
We solved a mystery.
We solved a mystery.
Mystery.
Headed
Do we solve a mystery
You see, you see him?
He calls you where they at?
I have a knee for some mud.
I killed all three.
Really?
You got them dead.
Nice work!
Thanks.
I wish I could combine these two.
Come on, what?
I have a pain killer that's two out of five and a pain killer that's one out of five.
Mendo!
No, I'll let them know. No, can you combine those or no? No, but I'll let them know. Okay. Yeah, I feel like that'd be good, right?
You're maybe
Mixing pills is never bad
And what?
I'm pretty sure there's like a Gandhi said that. Yeah, you're lost. There's somebody
What? Hey, you got a cell phone?
You got a cell phone?
Yep.
Wait, wait, wait, do we have more than 7 points or no?
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.
You should leave.
I concur.
I concur, doctor.
This way.
I'll get over there, GG.
GG, I'll get over there.
GG, I'll get over there.
I'm good.
Whoa, what's that?
Where'd you get that little shum-shum?
A little gadget.
Gadget Gadget Gadget Gadget
Being shit
Good thing. Yeah, I can roll. Oh god. No drone or nothing
Do a sick roll though?
Yeah, he's nice to the go
Don't come on take that K. Oh
God yeah
That's what you get that's what you get for moving your car. Oh your pocket
Oh my god, Asan leave me alone!
What was that?
I'm gonna roll at you.
Good thing I...
Wait how do you do that? You're so fast when you do that.
Is that your character?
Yeah that's my tactical ability.
I can roll once every 25 seconds.
You can get a kill on a player, it resets the cooldown.
That's sick!
That's cool!
There's some, some little tag.
Who know about that?
He's on the double knife thingy with those three guys on the Hoosie-goosie.
Thanks for the watch, McCallan.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks for thinking about him.
Wait, where does this key go, then?
By the kick door, I think, on the opposite side of where you're at.
everyone's telling me to use the AWM
yeah almost the best sniper in the game but the only way to get ammo for it you
have to find rare ammo production parts and craft the bullets
you can't use it
yeah I don't know what you just said magic man but I'm not doing it
Well, I'll search you for red.
Oh my god, what the hell was that?
There's rocket guys everywhere!
You can never lose me there. He's too tall every time.
Is there any way to get up there?
Cause you see where to get there?
Can you break the glass?
Not right here.
Where?
Well, gotcha
There could be a red anywhere in this room like is there or is it pretty much as mostly safe some shit
I mean it can spawn anywhere. Yeah, I can spawn on the ground on couches and stuff
more than often in case
Or in like a smaller safe for laptop
Hmm. Gotcha, chief. Gotcha.
Oh, I found the room that I had the key to.
Do you have a central VIP room? Of course you have a central VIP room.
I do not. I have.
What do we usually do when we come here? We loot something. What do we loot?
Yeah, there's no safe here now.
Oh, gotcha. That's okay. Okay.
Let's leave!
So, hip-fire is kinda fucking nice.
I can jump around and do the Hoosie-Dooies.
This safe supplies that I just pinged has a diamond on it, which means we could get
a red from it.
Which one?
That one?
So I just pinged.
I'll go ahead and do it.
We already did that one to me. We were with you in some season. No, it's a special
West thingy
Like the rarest thing in the game that diamond it is. Yeah
It's like the heart of Africa or something
You have one yeah, I two thousand hours haven't seen one
Oh
I'm a go on on day two in front of me. That's that basic sat in the cut chair walk to get infected
Are you good you do did you get it?
No, I'm doing it right now. Okay, I'm gonna be in close to hold on the floor over to the West
Or ease to hope you got one
Now me and my home
Wait, is it inside?
You'll help her now.
Oh wait, this is a new area.
You open the substation key card, Peanut?
I don't know. Yes, yes it is.
There's nothing in there.
Front of the SSD card though.
Pretty cool if you ask me.
We're fine.
We're fine. We're fine.
Oh, this is a safe one.
Okay, damn it. Okay, well, hopefully I'll be fine.
I don't know if I'll be able to open all the safes out of this.
We can come out.
Come on, Mr. Cozy.
I'm on my way.
Follow me, clue.
This way, there's something to the left.
Right way. Keep your peepers open.
Keep your peepers open.
Are you supposed to be there?
I don't know. Gigi's doing something. What's he having on?
Open save, oh four.
I have two minutes left to open these saves.
Open save, one four.
Open save, one four, Gigi.
Quickly before the time is out!
Dude, there's bad guys here.
Open save, one four.
Two four, two four now.
Open save, two four, two four.
Mm-hmm. Good car. Good car. I'm close. You good car before three four. What more a 27?
Three four
So you got a mini in 77 we're all gonna die. Yeah, I hate you
Wait, open safe for four it's up five four. There's beginning to draw
But that doesn't make any sense. It's more than a pie
six four you can see what say some opening mm-hmm that baby seven the heck
I
Think we I think
God yeah, Eric came up was just like all operators must be in
No, I know the QL again extra money
Come on Gigi come on
Let's get out of here
Come on Gigi
My what this is a good this is a good
Okay, so you only have two hours
who
You we come on
And you only have two hours with hutch and summit right now hutch and who hutch and officer
What are you doing that?
Thursday, okay, so hutch is only level one
Yeah, I know I'm
Mendo do you think you can have a you think you can fix that glitch?
Dude guys guys
There that is unfair I
Don't care dude close. He was level one. Yeah, that's unfair. I
don't care
No, you can figure that out by Thursday
Thursday
You could account share with the devs and get max level to get access to everything
That would be nice. That would be nice. It would be hard. You have to be hunched doing that
He's the he's the stupid and dumb one
You need to be level 12 for normal. Yeah, we'll be hard stages games here
Where the hell are you guys guys walk?
toward the extract
I got lost. Oh my god. I just have another day and
Come on over guys
You know are you level 12 for normal? I'm probably gonna be I'm pretty high. I like probably like 10 by now
Get over here. You scoundrel
Dingo. Yeah
Did you get lost close to you I did
Yeah, you can push them around yeah
Did she's getting further away from us
All right, I was looking at your meters on your head
Go around something. Oh gotcha gotcha
What makes you think it lost a missy closey?
Tina missed one. I
Did no such thing. I hit all the saves
I got the one right there.
The heart of Africa.
Tina will have to save Genji.
No, I most certainly did not.
That would be impossible.
Friends, you're worried?
Let's see.
Oh, where could she go?
I'm out there, bitch.
We should see your operation.
See you next time.
I got two two count them two kills were you
Anyone I don't think you're five. Yeah, how many words you have to do you
You miss the safe. I have two right now. Okay. That's nice. We get one out of the safe. We'll wait for the safe
Purple purple
Oh, okay, so a total of nine points, right?
Two plus five plus two, that's nine.
So the first game we got, we got nine points.
The second game we got nine points.
The third game we got nine points.
That's 27 points total.
Not too savvy if you ask me.
Not too shabby I do I bet you something Trump can't get more than 27 you guys got this in
the back 100% I think they even die instantly we say I think they're you guys are gonna
die instantly nah I just need hunched not be level one nope don't care Mendo please get
The level 12, no matter what, anyway you can.
Fuck you sir, I want to play the other maps, they look cool.
If you have departments, turn in your quests too
so you can get levels.
You can do it again.
Name?
I don't have any done.
Also, you have two board game roles, Peanut,
but wait to do them until next stream
because they opted to the board game for more chat rewards.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Remember, you got two.
Can I save them for next time?
Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, got it.
This guy's saying unbanned me has a box around him
that says shared bands.
Well, well, well, you hate to see it.
And bam, got him.
Little quick closure, little quick closure, little celebratory, some some, for the end.
I think you guys are in a pretty good spot.
I mean, honestly, Officer and Hunter on Thursday, and Hutch is an idiot.
So, pretty good chance to keep you leading until Summit and Trout on Saturday, you know what I mean?
Squidward, good!
Thank you for the input, Clancy. I hadn't thought about it that way. Now that you've put it that way, that doesn't seem an interesting take. I didn't see that point of view. Putting myself in your shoes, that makes sense.
Squidward! Howly fuck! Are you muted? He's muted. He's muted.
All right, okay, all righty then all righty then
Was you good enough?
I've been on for 16 and a half hours. Oh, that's it the halfway point
I've seen it many times many a time. I see
Right why did it?
This would do this would be if I could just get in the normals, you know, I know I know
That's why I want hunched on me level one. I want to play the normals. I want to play I want to face not single dads
I'm just kind of I'm pooping on him. I'm pooping on him. Yeah, we're kind of shitting on him
I stabbed a guy for God's sakes
I need to stick up on him
Ask me what I'll do though. I'll ban him off. Oh, okay. See you later, but you're gonna play with Jeff
Okay, GGs GGs GGs GGs
Did you get off?
No, oh
It's thinking of maybe one quick game of awkward before I get off you know that
Wait, yeah, I'm down. It's just because I'm poor and I kind of have to get my money up
Like that. That's what I'm doing tomorrow. I have no money. I see you know economically economically speaking
We live on my now 10 I'm gonna play I'm gonna play
I want to play some off-stream tomorrow get to 12 and that way I'm ready for
Thursday that's what I do you want me to play with you tomorrow stream I can
I'm done I'm done mm-hmm I'm done for that
okay all right thanks Mendo well actually be done no problem you want to
complain again with us or no that is all you guys we think you could sure thank
you sir thank you for your service today Mendo you're a good man thank you
sure if you need anything you can just DM me and I'll be on standby all day thank
you good sir thank you good sir have a good night
you want more game before I before I go one more game
one more quick one one quick one check your mail
come on standing by
well i got 4 pings
what did you do when
that's not true chap
you probably have enough for a trade up
i can do a trade up
okay
go start
okay
f3
got it
deluxe collection works up at the top
got it
scroll to the bottom
got it
double click a purple
Got it click F
Got it, and then once you click that it fills everything bottom right whoa
That's pretty nice
We think an old musket. Oh, it's classy. Holy shit. Well, I
Was wrong this one's actually really perfect. He is well. We're sweet light. What a sweet treat
We should buy me a real quick our color
Give me that, hey what?
Please make some space first
I'll make some space when I do that on my mouth. All right. Okay. All right. I'm good
Bye guys. Have a good stream. Have a good, have a good one, Mr. Biddoe
All right boys. All right, that concludes day one
I'll bend down to force of end
JG and Coles, we have
27 points
I'm pretty sure they're gonna beat Hudson officer on Thursday and then lose to somebody try out on Saturday. I'm quite obvious
Thank you, Devin boys for spot-testing me the one out. Mm-hmm. And for the gambling tokens
Couple gambling tokens. Thank you boys. Oh, it's really triple quick one on bird city and then I'm gonna go watch the new fall on episode
Okay
It's a fun alley season tonight. You know that
This came out five minutes ago. The finale, the finale.
I swear to God, if any of you fuckers ruined it before I get off of you.
I will actually ban your shit to the nether region.
I will actually ban your shit and then share your username with every streamer.
Do not ruin it for me!
Everyone dies.
Really? What did you get?
It's lame. How are you saying the episode is lame? It came out six minutes ago. Six minutes!
You're not even through the what happened on the last episode part. Also, wait, also is
it? Now that the countdown timer's done, did Fallout 3 get a shadow drop for a renown
What happened?
You guys did did follow three get a remastered drop what happened with the timer
No
No, no, no, no, what did the timer mean?
I
I can't read that chat I'm solo dies. Thank you. Thank you
I'll figure out I'll figure out. Oh wait, so it looks like we don't know what the time it was. Okay. All right, okay
We pop this bad boy open
Here we go
You want to switch my team titles?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that too
I don't know what I'm talking about.
There we go.
There we go.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
The timer went back up.
You come on.
You tell me I haven't done yet?
Is it new follow today?
By the way, I'd like to personally thank every single one of you boys
isn't a grown man on their period bitching about me playing a different game for a sponsorship.
Big shout out and I mean it sincerely. Big shout out. Big shout out. If you could control your
hormones for the last three hours, four hours, I want you to know the shout outs for you guys.
The shout outs for you guys. The shout outs for you. The shout outs for you guys. The shout outs for
for you. And this goes for people in Genji's tattoo. Everybody. Massive shout out. Let's
get some buddies in the chat. Let's get some buddies in the men not on their periods. Massive
shout out. Massive shout out. Massive shout out. Standing ovation. Standing. Standing.
These are my butt cheeks. I don't have hands, but standing with doing this. Massive. Massive.
let me die it let me die it looks like you all got synced up though that's I'm
glad for those guys at least they're all synced up
you got them up?
cheese!
one moment
I don't know.
Maybe on kill Tony.
I always forget is is kill Tony that guy that goes on stage with like 40 other guys and says the n word.
Is that another guy?
I don't know.
Is that my the right guy?
Yes.
Yes.
No. Yes, no. Yes, no. No. Yes. No. That's killed, Tony.
That is skinny guy, right? Skinny guy. You skinny. Skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny.
Okay, yeah, gotcha. Okay. I was one I was wondering I was wondering. I
Always get this. I think there's two Tonys. I get mixed up two Tonys two Tonys
Get a mixtape and come up Tony Tony's
Let me give you my level for Bobcat. So thank you. No, thank you. I'll be just fine
I'll get them wrong. Are you trying to do the mage shark a bird city?
Hey!
Good city!
You guys want to do bird city?
Yeah.
Come on, Ryan, we can do bird city, sure.
You don't want to do it?
Honestly, can I already have all the birds?
And I'm a little bit rusty
because I haven't played since Saturday
except for the two hours today.
Maybe we should go Blue Gate with the mage, I guess.
I don't know.
I'm down if you really want to do birdseed we can do birdseed
I think I'm down for anything
Okay, so are we actually like bringing stuff in to do it? No, no, no, no
We're gonna kill other people take their stuff and do it with their stuff
I'm only putting one ring though because I'm starving and I want to watch you fall in episode
But you got you
Here you go
84k my dude is poor
It's a work in progress jackass
We're on the rise haven't you heard we're on the rise
to my wife. Repair it. Repair what? More good, everything's fine. Let's ride.
Wait, do you know how many people have 80k?
That's a very insulting question, Jinjin.
That's a highly insulting question.
I'm just curious, because didn't you just have like 800k?
Die. Die in the game.
Yes! Times are hard for a goop out. The stock market and the housing craze of 2008.
A lot of factors go into it. A lot of factors. But we're on the rise.
Let's ride!
I'll be right back.
Watch your backs, Raiders.
The matriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near,
and always keep a close eye on her children.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's right.
We're 8 minutes late.
Could be in that positive perchance.
Mm-hmm.
There was a thing right here.
Ooh, let's get him!
Oh, I see, I see, there's two, there's two deets fighting.
You in the middle? Ooh, ooh!
Go, go, go!
There's foggy out here.
Can't see nothing.
Holy shit, what are they doing over there?
They're going at it
All the game
It's still a bossy
Actually don't know how I ping that person, but okay
Do more things
I'm peeping, I'm peeping.
He's right under, he's right under.
He's getting away.
Hey, it's that hooligan.
They're both here, they're both here.
One's broken.
Oh my gosh, this is, wait, what just, what just killed me?
What's the big deal?
Maybe one more raid.
Maybe one more raid.
Say, say, we were just psyching, right, yeah, now hold on sir, before you do that, I've got,
Okay, I got it. I I am
Dude disappointed with my performance. Why did you not kill?
The AI that was behind you. I didn't realize they were there
Do you died do a guy hide you behind the air conditioner? No, I died to the AI
No, you did I saw
It's a little bit of poop for Mr. Chicken, like you do.
Here we go, a couple feet to now, a couple of these bad boys that we talked to Mr.
Sinead in this channel then, they'll be there, they'll be there, they'll be there.
Can I get you anything else?
No lollipops though.
Move it rusty, tell you if the juice is flowing.
There we go. Perfect! Let's ride! But this is for realsies, the last raid, for realsies!
Yeah, yeah.
59K, what happened guys?
It's a work in progress!
It's a work in progress!
I'm working on it as we speak as we convert.
You will see, you will see by the end of this week
that there will be 10 million speed stars minimum.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh
Ain't no watching in the chat even in YouTube
I'll speak that language you can be calling me race of slurs
You got those over there. I don't know they do
Hey, Gigi this dude's Russia have slurs
What is Russia have slurs
I feel like it every language has slurs I doubt every language I doubt every
language I bet you I bet you I bet you I bet you some of them I bet you and I bet
I bet some of them have them but they're weak like equivalent of calling someone a
Bitch.
Come on.
Let's ride!
Hey, Apollo here.
Oh, really?
You've been only 10 minutes, you've got to kill the winners!
Let's get him!
Let's get him!
Follow me, Dan.
We got somethings definitely going on over there.
You can tell because there's a lot going on over there.
Yep.
Oh yeah.
100%
Oh
The Hoosie-Doozie by yonder
Even the meat sharks by oh there they are
I
Really don't want to die to this
We won't
Don't worry about it. Did you
Holy shit
Hello, I'm gonna kill you
She really is a stinky man!
Gotcha!
Don't you worry, I didn't freaking about you, my boy!
I didn't freaking about you, my boy!
Gotcha!
Little baby coo!
Little baby coo!
Oh, oh my god, they had a whole crack out!
Nice!
Only one shot though.
Not enough to take the Majorc.
Oh!
Ah, yeah, I'll just take it around.
Got another whole cracker.
Toooo...
Oh, cracker, still that was me.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm, I'll just goop it a little bit.
You take one of these.
Psy?
Wait, where is that under me?
Uh, well, yeah, probably.
Should we grab some...
I really should grab some one cube first.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ah, fuck him.
He can't do nothing to us.
Alright, I'll get the cube, I'll get the cube.
Look out!
We're just asking for cousins.
Yeah, we're cousins, we're cousins.
Eehaw!
All of you gang.
We're cousins, we're cousins, ee-haw!
All of you gang.
Dead Clank is a clue.
47k viewers dead game.
We just swapped out men on their periods
for other men on their periods.
I'm done, you can never win.
You can never win.
Guys, guys!
You don't have to be miserable!
You do, I'm only talking to the guys,
You know who I'm talking to you don't have to be miserable. It's not against the law to be happy
Oh my god, that ball exploded over me
I believe you to come down to the floor. See did it did it did I'm dead. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. He's sexy
Say sir sir before you
That's very nice at all.
It's very unkind.
That is very unkind.
You know, we are so bad.
Well, you know, that ball exploded on me.
That click has fallen.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Why do they sound so mad?
Um...
Um... I don't know.
I don't know. Tuesday, maybe they're having a bad day.
I guess so.
Epstein files is probably not too heavy about that.
Oh, okay.
I don't know. It could be anything. It could be anything.
Egg, gillet ray, gentlemen. Egg, gillet ray.
A little bit of goo. A little bit of goo.
Weird. I can't even look at that guy's profile.
Oh, there probably means he's on Xbox or something.
No, it's it's he's a seam account, but his name is just s and then it won't let me
Look at his profile
Try again
That work
What about now
That one has you box. Why don't you have me block? Is that possible?
I can see it. It's just like a numeric count.
Oh, I thought it was a sexist.
That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one.
You can't be too careful though. You can't be too careful. You're too much.
Can not be too careful. Guys, it's the end of the song.
Is that it? Is that the last uh...
No one why one more
Why would you ever get those other 50 cards
Yes, I did and they were really good
Congratulations. Oh good
relations, I
Really appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. I was when they see got them. We did steal them in the mail
Did you get my mail or no? Oh?
Wait, what address are you gonna do?
Are you going?
Go to the next.
I'm not answer.
The one you told me to.
Don't kill me.
I've got what I told you to do.
No.
I need to text you what address it was.
Yeah, we'll figure that out.
I'll take the text after this, after this feed.
Which act?
Which act?
That's why.
He's never gotten it by now.
probably is it a bidet please got to me today yes I'm Tonya I'm Tonya I'm getting
a bidet I don't know when I'm getting the bidet with the warm seats and and it's
gonna have it's gonna be able to play music and it's gonna have a nice
Japanese lady that tells me I did a great job whenever I finished movement
I'm getting nothing but the best if I get a bidet and you know what voice
activated fleshing. I don't want to have to reach back there. That's an uncomfortable,
that's an uncomfortable position. I just pooped. That's how I wanted to go. That's
how it should be. God didn't put us on this earth to flush our own poop. You know what I'm
about? God put us on this earth to talk to a robot Japanese lady and ask her to
flush the poop for us am I right boys am I right am I right that's that's that's
why the Viking continent lands that's why Christopher Columbus came over here
that's why CGP did whatever the fuck he did Genghis Khan other guys I don't know
who made all the other countries but that's who made like four of them you
You can shit backwards, but honestly, I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
You mean shit backwards.
Like you straddle it.
Like it's like a hooker.
Why are you sitting on a backward?
So you don't have to reach back to flush, it's right there and convenient.
And then you can even have like a little table right there where you can draw and stuff.
Wait a minute.
How long does it take you to poop if you have to draw a picture?
Taco Tuesdays sometimes I'm in there for a while yeah oh yeah oh yeah I'm telling
you sometimes well sometimes the systems take a while to get started
that's not healthy
Come on!
Eeeeeeeep!
That's right.
Oh, Tico's out in the northeast?
Where's the Klakel right here that's just business?
Just, just...
A clue?
Horses your toilet must go through.
He likes it.
Toilets love eating poop.
Like I've seen food.
Like the fetish.
And maybe Tangos over this extract.
I'm not certain though.
Her chance. Her... maybe.
What is this clank of Dylan?
What is that thing Dylan?
Dude, I don't know what happened.
What's up with me Jesus?
This... this guy was not looted by the way.
Oh my god, they're on me, they're on me, they're on me!
WAAAAN!
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
There's another team over yonder!
We gotta get out of here!
Dude, dude.
WAAAN!
Let me alive!
This is so bad, Peanut!
That guy had a bobcat on him!
Go back, go back, go back!
No, I have it, I have it! No, come on!
Really?
Yes, I have it!
Nice! Fine!
Oh! My god, thank you!
You're welcome.
Oh, it's a little poop, but that's okay.
We should be seeing the meteor too. There's a lot going on.
There is.
This is gonna be a big raid for us. I should be going back up to the south east and kill those guys in the bunker first.
Dude, what is this planker doing?
I don't know. Let's put him out of his misery.
Here we go.
Oh.
I thought you were so mad.
God!
Are you dead?
Let's go back to the bunker.
You were in the bunker and then there's a team like on the hill?
Oh
There's a team to the south, but he might be a freak he said he was pharaoh songs
Oh, I'm dead again
What are we doing peanut?
Why are we so bad?
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
You should have died!
All right!
No.
Your trash.
I think we might be assed.
I think we might be assed.
Yeah, you should have!
You should have!
You should have!
You should have!
Oh!
I think tonight's not our night.
I think you're right.
I think it's time to look at burgers and watch fallout.
I think it is burger fallout time.
I have concluded it is burger fallout time.
That is the plan.
That's the game plan.
Yeah, I think that's definitely better than what's happening.
I believe so.
Unless you do one more.
We could do one more.
We could use one more.
Let's do a free kid's telemountess.
Okay, okay, I'm down, I'm down.
You want more, one more.
Quick one.
Last raid for realsies!
Fall out fire right pewdie that's the best it's the best that tonight's for the
finale I hope they didn't fucking up
Follow me gang
Gotcha to medical research unit
It's really I gotcha
Oh my god, he's handsome and sexy stay back David
Oh my god
are you serious no one no one
why
she she
you
you
you
you
you
You
What?
That said, we're dumb and poor.
I am not dumb!
Tingle, tingle, tingle!
You know, I can't even kill anybody.
I feel pretty dumb.
Until now.
Watch this.
Watch and listen.
I can't wait for our horrible death.
Nothing.
Is your tingle suit right here?
We get yonder, right yonder, right yonder.
Two teams.
There are bugs.
I'm going in!
Hello, sir! I'm behind you!
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, me!
Um!
Do you have two other silencers? We're going to see what we under.
What the hell is this clickin' doing here?
Get outta here!
Is your three teams?
Get him!
George!
Oh my god.
There's another team pushing you right now.
Oh, wait stop pause pause. Damn it.
Damn it!
She, she, good she.
I didn't see that guy. It's like he's working here.
See? Hold on now, see? Hold on, pause. Wait a minute. Stop.
Okay.
Alright, I'm getting up. I'm getting up.
Foxy Beach Town isn't working. Wait a minute.
Right? Me?
Is it working?
Hmm.
Wait, were you able to hear me and Boyd, by the way?
No. Wait, was I? Maybe. I don't know. I don't think so.
I need to know because I had to change up all of my audio stuff for the... like the recordings.
Yeah, I've got... my audio looks like it's working. You see?
Wait, can you hear me in this?
Yeah, can you hear me? Mm-hmm.
You can... you can hear me still?
Yes.
Hello?
Yes.
Oh, okay, so it still does work. Cool.
Mm-hmm. I you told me mine wasn't working
You won one could you earlier?
Okay, wait one more. We'll worry. We'll worry for real. They're for real. She's the last raid
Then it's fallout burn a time. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Precisely
He's my 30th birthday up
Double-edit!
Open his swimsicle in full of magical activities.
Hmm.
Dude, so much is said.
Thank God you're old friends and that's why he plays with you, because you stink a butt.
You have that right, sir! You have that right!
Ragnondon the team.
He's a whiz.
Well, can't win them all. Can't win them all.
It's more of charity guys. Think of it like charity. We give to get
Mm-hmm, plus you could write it off on your taxes. Oh good night, miss officer beat your ass
and dump the bus today I
Do not respect you what you have 37 K I have three million
How's I'm calling for I don't know why I'm catching straights now. Let's ride
What's your gender P non whoa whoa body type a here, buddy
Body type A here.
Body type A here, buddy.
How'd you cool it?
How'd you cool it over there?
Body type A right here.
Body type A right here.
Body type B?
You're gonna body type B over there?
Cool it.
Oh, cool it over there.
Body type A.
That's what I got.
That's what my character's right here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tell him, tell him, Jesus, you body type B, huh?
Yeah?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm, oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's right cool cool attempts over there. You bigot
Did you hear this bigot? Yeah, yeah, I do
Uh get over here
Are you so drunk
I
Like that's right this room oh
My tingle
It means enemies but now how does it I've missed both of my shot I
I
Gentlemen gentlemen, there is no need for the hostilities
Excellent
One guy and then there's a second guy there. Why don't you tell me there's a guy?
Maybe one maybe one more quick one. He's a talent one more quick one. I
Actually, yeah, I'll do one more one more quick one one deal with our greater
More quick one. We got this time. They can he split easy peasy
never back down never what
always give up
never give up that's right
let's ride
in one moment
hmm
I've gained a 15 minutes world record
die immediately in the game of course
Quads die in the game immediately in Quads
Garbage
What kind of rotten off were you?
Not too shabby, not too shabby at all.
This should be our turnaround raid.
If I can ever fucking shoot today.
Oh, you worry you'll get the hang of it just to begin at I don't think I'm
getting the hang of it today I don't know I'm playing like I've never played the
game before maybe you try something new today you like you good
All right, let's ride
There he is
He's much like what's up?
You will be under will be under you are so far away from me already
We go. Oh my gosh. There's all these things here. Oh my god
Go away. Go away. Oh
My god, the clickings exploded all over me
I don't know where you could...
Ah, what am I gonna do?
Who the hell have I caught you?
Uh...
Get over here, Mr. Siddly!
You're not going anywhere!
No, don't you fly to lie to me!
Die!
You little vader goo!
I gotta turn my hacks on, I can't see shit.
Why is it so dark?
I don't know!
What is going on?
Hacks engaged?
Well, I got a ridding game.
Did we go night time?
No, I don't think so.
No.
Uh-huh.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, gang.
Looks like we did.
We're gonna take it the extra did oh, we're not gonna make that right for you
Now one's a lost cause
I don't want to take it in two and a half minutes in it was guys. I'm good
But it's stupid
Oh my god
I
Like your hat it's really cool. All right
What a sweet delight what does we delight I'm getting burgers and I'm watching fallout that's what's going on. I'm getting burgers
And I'm watching fallout!
Fuck all these people!
We'll try again tomorrow!
Wish I could stuff my head into your mom's pussy.
Okay, alright, I-
Well...
Alright.
Okay, well...
What a great send off.
Thank you.
I'll make sure to remember that.
Well, well, you're gone.
Uh...
Alright, see you later, Sidney. Have a good one.
Have a good night, Peanut.
Good night.
Nice playing with you.
Good play, good play, yeah.
Boys boys
Wait, what is tomorrow?
Well, I got on the schedule tomorrow guys. What was it? You remember something good night you pussy
Something um yeah, okay, closey
tomorrow is our greatest all day long with Kroksi and Mr. Officer. That's what we got
on the agenda today. By the way, for those of you guys who don't know, I honestly, I'll
probably start tweeting too. I probably should have already been tweeting it. Well, whatever,
you don't have any fun, guys. For those of you guys who don't know, I sometimes, with
the weekly schedule and the announcements, think of the discords. If you're not on the
This one makes you crazy, this one.
Mm-mm-mm.
All right, I'm getting off.
I'm gonna get two burgers.
Hopefully, DoorDash doesn't select the water burger
with the stupid people in it.
It did that last night.
I was waiting for like an hour and a half.
It came soggy as shit.
No ketchup, and both the burgers looked like
they were made by a goblin in a cave.
I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
have. Oh, wait. Birdseed is lovely. Actually, I'm really glad they made those birdseed
changes. I didn't know they were going to do that. That's pretty cool. That's actually
very nice for us in our bird collection. Let's actually take one more look before we go.
Take a look at that, gentlemen. You see that? The familiar duck. That duck. The alien duck.
The doodly duck.
And those ducks too, I don't know the names.
Those ducks as well.
Take a look at that boys.
Take a look at that.
That's good goopin.
That is good goopin.
That's how you tell a good goopin from a bad goopin.
Alright, good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night. Good night now. Good night everybody. Hopefully we can fix up on
this situation tomorrow with Hudson Officer, but I highly doubt it. There are
kind of morons in the best way possible. All great friends. Kind of stupid. Good night.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
No!
No!
No!
I'm gonna go take a message and watch my life!