TheBurntPeanut
NUT RAIDERS | 1 MILLION SPACE DOLLAR CHALLENGE | FROM DUMB AND POOR TO RICH AND SEXY | #BUNGULATE
02-05-2026 · 7h 18m
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Saw stars there for a second, but I was gonna pass out how are you Bungalators doing on
this fine Wackadoodle Wednesday, gentlemen.
Now is not the time for wiener inquisition, now is the time for announcements.
We have been poured too long.
We have lived under the clenters' heel for many moons that will end tonight.
I know we only have $3,444, or $55 space and dollars, but by the end of tonight, that will
be one million space and dollars!
Your fond govern peanut who helps out the community and picks up trash on the side
of the road is not who you're going to see on the battlefield tonight.
right. It's going to be set up Hussein in space. Space set up Hussein. We will not
take no for an answer. We will crush their bones and take their goop. Also, I said we
were playing with Coke Seed Officer. I lied. Eh, eh, gotcha. Break down. Gotcha. Break
the good. We're actually playing with Mr. Hunch and Mr. Drack. I didn't know that
they were doing down to force tonight I was uninformed I was uninformed officer
well close he did it earlier but I guess he's just too lazy to get back on not
dedicated not dedicated doesn't have it in his blood you're talking about doesn't
have it in his blood he's doing I think he's sleeping right now either or
drinking and gambling I don't even look at the chat at the beginning here
it's all just fucking oh you're lagging you know I swear to God I swear to
I've I've I've already texted stream elements that the second that program is back up
I am initiating an automatic robot timeout where it detects the word lag or any variation
It times you out to oblivion
There's not a single chapter isn't there word blog?
I'm not lagging
You know what actually hold up we hold up
hold up I just broke my my microphone there there we go oh well oh it's
impotent all right okay here we go actually you know what let me let me
see what they said I text him yesterday when we were doing that thing mmm let me
see what they said let me see what they said that way we can read real chat
where did that check go I'm trying a thousand discord things on the left
side I'm in a thousand different service I don't know how I don't know how
anybody manages it. What the hell was this? Well, that's in the tap man's face
safe like an egg. I don't think it's that one. Oh, there it is.
All right. Wait. Oh, guys, are you getting timed out for saying the word
lag? We're trying to say the word lag because he texted me saying it works.
He said made an adjustment on Twitch comma word. Do you get time?
You see what he's getting timed out for saying the word lagged?
No, no.
They are still saying it.
No timeouts.
He's lying.
He's lying, guys.
Check.
You can see right now in YouTube and Twitch nothing happens.
All right, okay, we'll get that figured out.
We'll get that figured out.
worry boys don't you worry well actually I actually have to get it fixed
mostly for the robots because sometimes those a guy will send like a thousand
robots and he'll say the most gruesome thing I mean it'll be something absolutely
out of this world that I can't even repeat on stream and that's kind of the
system I use to catch those guys but it's not working at all if I can't
catch the word lag I can't catch nothing oh my god you're ugly and
I am not ugly. I am just in a rough spot
That would be one million space dollars money to the RC fuck you I bet you you're poor in the game
I bet you you got those face dollars and those face bitches neither
A million is still poor no it's not
No, it is not
That's a ton of money!
Oh, there we go. Oh, I was gonna read that.
30 stinky poor- fuck you guys, I'm getting the gang.
I'm getting- Gigi, I am not poor!
I am not poor! I am space dollar challenged!
I am challenged!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There's a difference.
Look it up, you're being very insensitive.
Now let me get the gang.
Let me get the gang.
Hmm, oh.
Hello from New Zealand, Missapia. Can you wish my miss Kaylee a happy birthday? It's her birthday today. We both love watching your stream daily tears.
I will do it this once, but just know I will ignore any other cameo services. This is not a cameo service and it's a SCREAM!
I
Hope it is when she got in full of magical activities
Hope you have a cake as big as your kitchen counter
Feet upon feet of delicious icing and bread my young lady
Where you at 30 K last night I found 30 K to 3 K isn't that big of a drop?
That's like two
Herbal's and a defibrillator now shut up. I gotta get the game yet
One moment where'd that hot guy go?
Should be it could be hard to miss him. Oh
Mr. Hodge
Well, I mean
Recase base dollars. How is that?
You could be blind
death
in mute and playin' the game with your toes.
Walkin' around on your little nubs
and be able to make more than 3,000 space dollars.
I don't fuck.
Don't.
Have.
Toes.
Oh, yes, shit.
Check my back and mate.
Now get in here.
OK.
By the way, for tonight, I'm making one million space dollars.
And let me tell you my method of doing so.
Oh, no.
It's not what you think.
It's not it's a it's a it's a complex into connection
in a multitudes of plans and strategy.
That overall techniques, the tactical advantages
of money making as well as economic standards.
I got my attention.
Good. Here is the plan. We dominate. But not the inventory management would be unlike any
other day. I will be selling no matter how stupid it is for me to do so. I will be selling every
item that is not falling into one of three classes. A. Heels. B. Bobcats of course.
and see total voice everything else goes to the wood chipper mm-hmm I make a
suggestion oh go ahead go ahead so we were talking over here okay and I in can
can you be open minded of course of course you got a lot of Bob cats now
I'm not talking about the bobcat that you love.
You better watch your tongue, witch.
Let me finish.
I'm not fucking about the bobcats that you got names for.
The bobcats that you hang, cloaksies, lingerie on.
I'm not talking about any of the ones that matter.
I'm talking about the stinky, ugly, the grain attachment, low durability, I mean those sell
for about twenty to twenty-
Hold your tongue demon!
All right, you, you, you mere suggest I touch a single bobcat in such disordinary manner?
To hell with you and to hell with your family!
At last your family's probably nice.
So how is you demon?
God is family.
I'm sure it's family fine.
I'm sure I'm probably pretty fat.
I don't see that kind of runs in the family.
Well, not in the run of the family, but I'm sure it's kind of a big,
it's in the gene.
Well, they can't really fit in genes.
But I'm sure it's kind of like a family tradition.
That's why it is.
Along with eating Big Macs every night and gorging this golet with chocolate milk.
I had to do a triple combo on you, my apologies.
But she like triple combos though. Don't you fat bitch?
Roll you down a hill and see how far you go to get yourself.
The quadruple!
What'd you say?
Drax behind an Arby's?
Drax behind an Arby's, what is that? What is that?
Drax, Drax is behind, he's stuck behind an Arby's right now, if you want to go ahead and save him.
Mr. Drag how are you on this fine day?
I'm giving you the streamer rolls. You'll join the streamer waiting room if whatever you come in
By the way, I wanted to let you know
Do you mind I
Wanted to let you know that I made a new video
That like goes that we know my dancing videos and it's the one where he goes
here's my ex-girls number. Suck! That's the wrong number and then they go, ohhh!
And then I just did that after I gave you four dishes in a row.
Oh, another one. Woohoo! Woohoo!
Yes sir, yes sir!
Rack!
Excited!
Do I have you on my friends list Mr. Rack?
You do.
Okay, good, good. Is your name in game? Oh yeah, there it is.
Here you go.
Okay, alright.
My god, I I don't know why but you guys just super ugly right now
I don't know if my graphics are kind of not rendering of the shaders are processed, but
Call me handsome last time your hair. No, I said your hair was handsome. I said your hair was handsome the rest you I
I don't I yeah, I usually look like you sell bottle caps in some post apocalyptic world
It was a lot of fallout actually. I just watched finale last night. You guys watch finale
I haven't watched the finale yet.
Okay, so what happens is everyone dies.
Nice.
Okay.
Alright.
Tweet.
No, it was okay.
It was pretty good.
It just sucks because we gotta wait like, what is it, like two years now for the next
episode?
How long does it take between episodes?
Oh, bitch, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich,
I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich, I'm a rich,
Good lad!
Good lad, dude, good lad, dude.
Ah!
Thank you, Mr. First, for coming free.
See you tomorrow, boys.
We're kind of in big bad.
Oh, about a year.
There's a year, about a year.
OK, well, that's not too bad.
That's not too bad at all.
Do we ever figure out what the timer was for?
Hunch?
Drag?
What timer?
What timer?
The timer on the Fallout website.
Remember, everybody was like, oh, it's going to be a Fallout 3 remake?
Or it's going to be a New Vegas remake?
or something
No idea. I go outside sometimes. Oh, yeah, you should stop doing that
The subtle kill yet, you know the sun can get you cancer. Well, if I hang out with you enough
I'll never know what the outsides like ever again. Good. Good
I'm here all the fucking time now. Oh, okay to rock
Apparently you got a property apparently it was literally nothing. Oh, that's good
perfect did they work with PSG with that because they're experts at that kind of stuff perhaps
perhaps absolutely nothing perhaps for maybe for maybe they are pretty good at that right
I'm gonna try
Mr. JMP
Imagine through the temperature
Good
My man my man
Mr. Frisco mr. JMP sees my boys. You don't have to do that gentlemen. You don't have to do that boys
You don't do that. That's very kind of joke of the gentleman
That is very kind of you boys. You seriously have to do that. It means a word to me
You guys support the stream in the bucket is like that big man
first two kids first two victims of the night are just boys on the house
Are you ready boys?
Ready as I can be by the way, Jack
I don't know if you were here when we when I we I feel hutching on my financial situation
I have three thousand space dollars
So it is not the time for goofing around.
How are you so poor?
He's very supportive.
I came here for friendly support, camaraderie, compliments.
You are a guy who's sick and poor and none of us want to be around you
because you are dressed in rags and you smell like shit.
I'm forced to be around you. I'm caught in your orbit, you behemoth.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ya you like that, ya you like that?
Perhaps one more of these bad boys!
dude.
пришaj sent a link to a short video with a
douche truck.
19.
Sing sing!!!!!
?!?
Gotcha
I
Can't love it I just use if you go on the house
Keep those peepers open big man.
I'm gonna turn my hacks off a little bit.
To Goop Tower!
Go, go, go!
Follow me, Clue.
BOOM!
Make sure to JMP Mobile Vodka's again for that bunch of shit!
Bunch of them from the jumpers can't be undone!
My man! My man!
Good let he do good, I let he die!
I don't know what Matthew's smoking for he's going to be candy, but cut me off the slide.
Wait, they did something today?
So today they implemented that people on shared accounts,
an account gets banned for cheating, all the accounts on that shared account are also banned now.
band now oh hey that sounds like someone with above 40 IQ would have done
day one you think maybe maybe they were on Christmas break so yeah all three
months of Christmas break does make a goop but go pretty wacky amen you can
lose yourself you're talking about in the in the Christmas spirit yeah mm-hmm
did you put this wall here yes I swear to God we don't does it like walls oh my
god they're in the middle of the door I'm trying to go through oh well we got
to go back out the door you see what up oh there he is there he is
Oh, I just think I just
Just
Don't worry boys, I'm here take that hooligan. Gotcha
I'm coming. I'm coming that one
Was a good one
Little bit of goop, we're not one over here for the front. Oh, he's dumb and poor
I inspected him with my dumb and poor scanner they the results are conclusive first one that we know
There's one there's one. Oh you bet
My man, my man!
Good lad, dude, good lad, daaah!
What the hell is going on? What the fuck?
You guys fucking crazy? You guys...
You HIGH?!
Oh shit!
One, one, one!
Broke one, broke one!
Broke two, broke two!
If you miss your upgrade, don't run behind that penis tower!
Come on, man.
We workin' workin'
OHHHHH
What the hell? That guy's quick!
Well, dad
Action to my tiger
Thank you, Luté
Power here
Oh, he's knocked, alright, I'll do it
We wish the third one had
Were you in duels?
Not too sure
Don't know if there's two over yonder, look at this!
Alright, sir, time to die
They don't need a goop
Oh
We're not too savvy.
Not too savvy, nothing to write home about, but it's honest work.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And some fit now.
Score!
Is that what you wish?
Careful.
Another one to your right, Peter.
No, it's okay.
I swear to God, if I open this one, there's a fucking wall.
Alright.
Good.
I think they're under, they're under, they're under.
Let's get them. I'm gonna go from inside. I'm gonna flaky on him coming over here
I'm coming into behind I'm coming in the behind
There he is
Did you do the one?
No, I think it's only two.
Yeah, I think we're going to do a lot of it.
Yeah, I got one.
Did you get one?
It's three. Yeah, we got two over here.
Yeah, we got two.
Oh!
No, it's redbeard.
I got one.
I found him.
There he is.
Wait, I think he's on the other side of this wall out here.
You see much I
Would lose this guy who's the guy talking?
That's why I just killed oh
We see all right. She's Ian
Yeah, yeah that guy yes. Yes, but there should be another one over here. I looted one one
We knocked this guy. Where's the where's your knock?
My knock I lose my knock
okay I got no idea what the fuck is going on all bad oh inside please fight
clinkers oh okay Steve Frosty boys could be more evil me guys basically you
don't want to go through this door over here there's a wall on it FYI all
right no more walls no more walls
Oh turn turn turn do that. He not likes to be free like a bird
Yeah, but what
One down yeah, I don't know if I got the guy down. I don't know 50-50
It's very kind of you, big man.
See, I don't know, I don't see, is everybody high here?
Who's type one if you're high?
I guarantee you Mr. Dance is off that Zaza, no doubt.
Knew it, I knew it.
Bunch of communists.
That's what's going on here.
That's what's going on here.
Russian spies distributing ganja, the marijuana,
to my community.
Oh, they're all big chillin' on everything right now.
Don't act!
Don't act!
Oh, there's a little shield, which I'm grabbin'.
Two fire burgers.
I got two fire burgers for the main shark later.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
You know, here.
So, you gotta sell this thing.
So what?
This.
This.
And then I'll keep this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh ding-a-lo ding-a-lo ding-a-lo!
Press on, press on, press on, press on!
You're not dead!
Dead.
Oh my God.
Who the hell is this guy?
Bro, you got me, you got me!
We're walking around the right as well.
Retreat!
Retreat!
I killed all the all three dead we got you that's okay with that Google there is
little bit of goop
little bit of goop
oh he got it
get a little bit
you got the guy inside? you fold him?
yeah if you not you, yeah
this guy's dumb and poor
I think this guy might be as well
I'm tempted to even say stupid and poor
oh my
stupid? you think he's stupid?
Get code red code red stupid and poor stupid and poor
Is your the other bodies
Oh, there's one
Oh, oh, we've got a code dumb and poor here as well. I repeat dumb and poor
Let's not good
I'm talking you gotta get out here quick, Mr. Hodge
Dom and porters start coming out of the woodworks like Nazi zombies and we will see leave overpower you and see a number
But they're pharaohs in there in the rattlers level one
Disgusting problem. It's disgusting. Mm-hmm. I heard you hate poor people. I saw two died
There's about 3,000 of those tweets peanut thanks to you
No, that's what I've heard that's what I've heard no, I do not hate poor people
I was also never on Epstein Island even though there's a lot of AI
pictures
AI pictures
AI oh, yeah, yeah, he was just there for the jet ski and
Jet skiing and and and and boat a little bit of fishing the tomorrow the jet
skiing over there is insane beautiful beautiful ocean
I
Gotcha bit of water I could do we give it a tight cut
Gotcha, oh mr. Spine is violating mr. Drack
I'm gonna kill this thing. Let's get out of
Be nuts. Don't leave. I need
10 seconds. No, no, don't leave. I need to kill it
You got it, you got it.
Beautiful.
Give me one second here.
Score.
Beautiful.
Did you get the core?
I got one core.
It's all I need.
Okay, good.
I need two more, but all I need from that.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Yeah!
Ah!
And now the cookie-cream survival of the fittest hot survival of the fittest!
Oh my god.
I'm pretty sure he shot the only guy who was friendly in this lobby.
Yep, I'm fairly certain that is an accurate statement.
Ah, you got that, Jack.
You'll be fine.
Oh, who's that guy?
I just ignore him.
Come here mortal.
He has no effect on you.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Great word!
Hello, Breeze, a jolly good fellow, Breeze, a jolly good fellow!
These three men are about to take turns on him!
Alright.
Excellent, raise, gentlemen, excellent, eh?
Mr. Danfogelbole, get to that spandex ship!
Spandex ship, do this happens again!
My man, my man!
Good lad, feed you, can I lad me down?
Mr. Dan, you're a good man. Don't you let anyone tell you the difference!
I'm going to give you the Glocko-Nokko 3 billion. Meet me behind the Mechadonnel.
Ronald Mechadonnel, 2 in the morning, Thursday, August 3rd.
Oh, you didn't pantalones.
Little give back you give and you get
It's the end of the jam shot we can't jam
No, it's the end it's the end we miss the beginning coupon. Well, I got out with 156,000 is pretty good
Mm-hmm. You could start and I'm gonna sell everything
Except for the total fours and the heels and that he prefers you because I pretty soon we need it for that thing
Motherfucker you took it. I
Mean if I if I had a leap of post right I wouldn't sell it
Kobe's are two one cent. Did you take a leap of pulse unit via?
Me
No, don't.
What the hell, a leaper...
What unit?
A leaper pulse unit that I used two of my grenades on
so that I can finish this damn expedition.
Did you take it?
Um...
Yes, haha.
fuck you I need those two now one moment gang one moment you sell a little bit of
goo it'll be the goop here we go I guess I can't really sell my augment either
kind of need those or the blues eos no plans kind of falling apart in the
Fireburgers gonna need that for the major I
Which have about 106,000 speckledoos we're doing pretty good already
There we go
Well, it just robbed me again. I was I was kind of worried about that when I repair my shield
They're all we have 61,000 speckledoos
I don't know why that keeps happening
I was kind of worried that it happened last time I repaired my blue shield and this time when I repaired my blue shield
It took $40,000
I'm not sure why that keeps happening
So this guy's gonna pay your taxes space taxes
Now we ride
Here we go, I'm a ticket super serendipitous max group potential
Right yonder as you guys you probably need to renegade
Yeah, wait, do we bring one one renegade for and
That's it
No good no bullets what do you
The goodie bullets for the renegade for two count them two stacks of medium ammo
That's it and one renegade for that's it that's all what an offspring suffice
Yes, but it's diarrhea as garbage and you will die
I like the offspring. I'm using diarrhea as garbage
Well, okay, all righty, then we will die then
No, we're not going to die
Sure, the Osprey shoots one bullet ever every three to five business days and it does absolutely no damage
Okay, so whenever I impressed you with this offspring gameplay
I want you to say hutch you've impressed me. You can impress me by being able to stand up out of your chair
Now let's RIDE!
Get RIDE!
Here's the plan. Listen carefully. Blue gate is the most devious, dangerous map of the most characters, correct?
Correct.
Okay. By coming to locked gate, we have now deleted 50% of the possible places enemies could reside.
Doubling our goop potential
Does it make sense?
So all we have to do is kill 50 man on the surface take their group and
G
Do you want to say it so good?
Okay, let's get to business and there's no hatches either so
What the hell is going on tonight guys? It is a holiday or something. What's today?
People celebrate a holiday is today a holiday
I
National thank a mail carrier day
Right next to us right next to us right next to us. I go like I go
I should go in wild for national thank a mail carrier day
Be careful though. I didn't hear
I know is that big of a deal?
Yeah, thank you mail carriers
all right down here oh is it like of the season's directly about one yeah
This is a game of chair for my smoothie.
That guy tackled him and flushed him.
That was nice.
That's one right here.
That's the bush.
Okay.
That was nice.
For a well-oiled machine.
We are.
That was impressive.
Exactly.
That Osprey, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
I thought that thing was poo garbage and you were just a fat slug.
slug you would do it pretty good out there what this way drag grab the wheel
barrel we're bringing hutch with us on this rain he's earned it
you know it's sad you know it's sad I was telling chat this earlier my dad on
the phone yeah I was like hey dad oh oh
Oh
Dingo
Oh, they're by your dad's your god chance now well, okay
I
Can't even tell what I'm shooting out of this white. That's that's a trash bag. Thank you. Good sir
China back. Okay. Oh nice shot
Now you finish that man off quickly
You go
Do we have to go finish that man off it's a parent into our situation
That's a whole different team than what knocked us, you know
That's it. Yeah
They're almost running for the hills. They're scared
We'll finish this man off
I
I can't see over there. These these blinds in the way
On the other side of the cylinder from me brother careful. That's okay
I see my CV's on me
Oh
If you could push him behind that tractor I can shoot him
I'm gonna flick you out one how one house
I
Got you
Good work and work a work a work you go back a bit of it ever
We do a quick heads-up. You got a team to laugh for sure
This guy in good good holy shit and a donkey
It's one thousand speckledoos right there off the top that's good goopin that's good
Goop it
Funny peanut here. Yeah. Oh, that's your turn towards you
Back to one
And then again, I miss all my sides knock Tim. Oh good work. Good work
I'm gonna eat alive you
I
Was it who did not dead
Gonna swat that was gonna get everybody's gonna be like oh my god
You might have revived me, careful, be careful!
No, no, he couldn't have...
Peg, VAD! Who again? No, he did, he did!
God, I'm...
Nice!
Die, demon!
Good job!
We are cooking!
What changed in the last two and a half minutes the way we started doing really good?
What?
Well...
DRA-
Ehh...
Hmm...
Something must have happened...
You guys are ready?
Oh my gosh, Pace uses an addition by subtraction type of scenario
We all drag of course of course mr. Dr.. You can solve the mystery we miss you so much drag we swear
Oh, yeah, we're going round. We got right over the edge. Oh my gosh, it's not the same without you my gosh
I'm still poor after everyone we kill
I
Got nothing
Oh my god, Spacey, this is right there.
Holy fucking shit.
Alright, well, it was good while I was here.
Alright.
I would suggest getting in this building here if you kick.
I gotta get in the gas station, crawl towards me, Peter.
I'm on the way!
Oh
Perfect
Perfect Jesus is taking me from behind
Yeah, I'll I see him. I see him. I cannot come you right now running away in fear
They're honest. They're running directly towards me right now
I'm gonna hide in this bush and let him pass by
I'll save you, Pina. Don't worry. I got ya.
Don't move. I'm not sure.
You're right in front of me, Hatch.
Ready?
Hey, I'm still looking at me.
We're just shooting another team up here. There's two teams.
Okay.
Who would have thought?
should make my should make my move be up there in a second rocketeer is still
somehow looking at me and wanting to divide me I'm making my big move oh my
gosh I'm making my big play go go go
We're doing it! We're doing it! Oh my god! They're shooting me. They're shooting me as I speak.
Oh, species is on! This is perfect! This is perfect! This is our chance! This is our moment!
We're back!
We're back!
Wee!
Wee!
Don't question us.
Got you, got you, got you.
He's dead.
What an idiot!
He's behind us.
I don't know what to do about this.
Come on, man.
I can't help you.
Come on, man.
Oh, shit.
Shut up, pussy.
he didn't see you didn't see
he doesn't know nothing
stop lifting me up let me down
okay he knows everything we gotta run to the gas station
he run!
there's still hooligans on the hill
I think I hit one and we got hooligans on our left
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Hey, go, go, go!
Jesus Christ, it's a war zone out there.
We're doing good, we're doing good.
Actually, I need to do a left turn flank past the church,
back over towards the village,
and then directly in the rear.
Okay, okay.
Catch you by surprise.
Did that go thin?
All right, okay, okay, all right,
the window you jump at the window track you keeping dead let's ride got it get
right there right there on stop on your left foot don't forget it
follow me boys follow me oh take a right in front of us with the hell yeah
the hell of these guys let's kill them I have an angle in two seconds you said
No, woo!
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Right in front of us, still running, still running.
These are alerted birds, 328.
Good job, I see him, I see him.
Eh!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh.
Sancho!
Good work!
Nice hush.
Come on.
Oh, my shoes breakin' too as well.
Well, well, well, what do we got here?
You look hungry, don't ya?
Why don't you take a little bit of that?
A little bit of that!
You want some more?
You're gonna have that! You're gonna have that! You're gonna have that! You're gonna have that! You're gonna have that!
Good work, Mr. Hodge.
Thank you, I let out a good war cry. Let me know I'm serious.
I was trembling.
My pussy flaps were quaking.
I'd better watch it. I'd better watch it.
Geez, I wouldn't mess with you.
No, hell no.
Do you think they're going to fight?
Yeah, thank you
Thank you, Jack, thank you
We're gonna have an endubius flank on these gentlemen that were shooting us indubitably indubitably I
Sublime me agree. It was gonna be quite exquisite indeed
From the numbers
Fine
No, I don't have a step. Oh, I'm poor
What part of three thousand space thighs don't you get back champ? Oh?
Spacey this is right there
Let him pass up to see one
And one once yeah, it twice right in here. We got you got you
Come on James
I'm not that guy one same spot before the right
Oh my god, there's two I'm dead. Oh my goodness. I did not see that guy coming
He came out of the woodworks out of the shadows
Well, this is where I've been to ends no not happy happy happy
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Yeah.
That hurt a lot. Yeah. Yeah.
One and survived
I even have the duck in my mind
I was feeling myself. I was confident that we were gonna win
Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too
Me too me too. We'll catch them on the flippity-flop. Don't worry. Don't worry
That was for a beer warm-up raid. Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty
You little now we'll have our drag back as well
Yeah, exactly, and then we can throw them in front of the enemy's gunfire again give ourselves a head up
Exactly
Saisley he is pretty good at that. I heard he's a master
Master Bader
Master Bader
Little Bader Goop
We'll get some fish and all from Mr. Chicken like you do
You know there actually is one more
Opportunity in our wheelhouse
Opportunities
Actually two
More opportunities in our wheelhouse of opportunities
we have not only bird city but we also have the matriarch and let me tell you
boys I've been storing up fire burgers for about a week now and I'm ready for
battle
What say you? Squidward God! What about you Jack? I'm down for whatever.
Yeah I'm 16 fire burgers but if we just throw them on the robot pussy and they
explode and then we get tons of money. Well, Closie said they don't do much.
Yeah, but it looks he's a furry true
I'm down do let's do it
I'm down
We'll wait this will do we'll bring it all the fire burgers and
We what do we do with the fire burgers don't kill it. It's not gonna kill it
I'm gonna mine. I have one life. I've been two months. I'm too much. We too much
Okay guys, 16 fire burgers and two deadlines that should that should be enough I
Can buy one deadline make that three deadlines
Okay, okay, that'll work that'll work. I'm gonna bring it
I'm gonna bring a total four in a renegade. Can you buy the deadline wait?
I actually did forget. I actually did forget you're a dirty stinky poor. My fault. I didn't do it. I forgot.
Mistakes happen to everyone. Mistakes happen to everyone.
I have a mistake that will happen to anybody. Don't check your gas stoves when you go to bed tonight. They're all on.
All right, let's get in there boys
Little bit of that there we go, we'll talk to mr. Chicken grab a bit more
Perfect hey chat said you had two deadlines in your stash
I'm
I'm saving those for an emergency. No, no, no, I'm saving those for an emergency.
I'm bringing the 16 fire burgers. What the hell are you bringing?
I'm bringing the deadlines. So you want the guy with 70,000 space dollars to bring 16 fire burgers and two deadlines?
Pardon my friends, but you can suck me dry. You've never seen any of that.
I
Was not the intro let's ride that was it
That's right. It's like you're broke. You don't have any money
Well, I have the business tutorial for you max out all your credit cards go into crippling debt
File bankruptcy on your business and be rich today. That's basically you
I've never seen a video say that ever
I've seen people sell like ten thousand dollar courses on how to trade crypto or something stupid shit
But other than that I've not seen that at all. You haven't seen that guy. It's like a younger guy
He has like this diamond necklace on he's like you see how I got this house
You see how I got this pole you file up you make a business you file bankrupt see and it's free money
You haven't seen that is that real tank?
Thank you.
Ask your Chad, they've seen it, somebody has to see it.
Can you actually max out a credit card on a business account and then work out on the
business and keep the cash?
I mean it's fraud, but yes.
It's real fraud.
Dude, what if you do it ten times in a row and then move to like...
Make a tick talk about it.
German.
Yeah, or somewhere that doesn't extradite.
You know what?
Like, maybe, like,
That's actually worse.
What's one of those hilarious countries
where the dollar is worth less than a piece of toilet paper?
Venezuela, what if you max out your credit cards
on 10 businesses, or close on them,
and then move to Venezuela?
I heard as long as your name isn't Mordero,
you're pretty safe from being extradited from there.
Yes.
I heard, I heard, yeah.
This time tech is that tech that's that's that's a new tag new tag
That's pretty that we could maybe do we could get rich
I'm so in oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Am I like boys?
We'll do it. We'll do it set the time and the place and I'll be there
Oh, let's ride!
What's your back, Raiders?
The matriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near and always keep your children.
What's going on?
Oh, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Are you going to keep it, Lutz?
It's mighty kind of you.
No, I can't keep that.
No, for God's sake.
Mighty kindie!
Nah, I can't keep that. Not from a poor, like, peanut.
Okay, here we go.
I think he just killed me. I was just getting around.
I'll get some nice and safe.
Eh.
And chill.
My freeload out now, bitch boy!
Gotcha!
Little Stitcher 1. Perhaps a bandage and a seal recharge it.
Oh, don't you worry, I'll keep it nice and safe within my stash, Jane.
Oh, yeah, Chats asked me to tell the rest of my dad's story, Peter, are you ready?
Yeah, go ahead.
I know you don't have one, but, you know, I still have a lot of touching stories.
Anyway, so my dad texts me and he's like, hey, just wanted to, oh no, I was talking
to him on the phone, sorry.
And he was like hey, I love watching you in that little like what is it a walnut and I said yeah, that's exactly what he is
He goes I think it's so funny when he calls you fat, and I I didn't know what to say in that moment
Is that what people think when they want that I've been messing in a treadmill good the starters
That I just bought a gym membership dad. I'm drinking him butcher juice
bad I thinking about cooking instead of eating out more often I I could think of
full right out the top my head
yeah he said that about floor be good good your dad's a cool guy I like that
man do you guys want to wait in here before we go over there and ultimately
die yeah I would like to prolong the
dying as much as we can
yeah you get up here peanut oh you
good thing a good thing in here we go
perfect now they'll see you there oh
my god they're here got these days
I'm trying I'm trying I'm going straight down
I see their shadows are here they're here
I'm walling off our flake.
I did my part.
I see a shadow! I see a shadow!
He's telling us to come!
Do we come?
Do not come! Do not come!
I'm gonna come!
I'm coming!
Oh shit, that was way cool in my head.
I'm not gonna lie.
Thank you, good chair.
It's Reed!
Phew!
Oh, he got close, bud.
Right, dead!
Oh, good work, good work!
Siaaaaard!
Cut down him, cut down him, cut down him, cut down him!
I'm going in!
Getting, uh, get out of my way!
GAAAHHHHH!
Oh my god, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead!
Got me saying dead!
Take that, hooligan!
Take that!
Your hair cut stupid and I had sexual relation with you down last night!
He puckered it up for me.
How I could do it at all.
Little Biddy Goof.
Oh!
Oh!
Hey guys, dad.
What the hell was that?
Thank you, good day.
Little Biddy Goof.
Our boys is going to be in a while.
Back to business if I could be uninterrupted for a couple of moments.
by me your name is focused as well big fight outside you guys I just got oh my
god
oh no no no no no no no damn it who the hell are all these people sir sir sir
sir we do you can kill him he was a racist sir sir before you kill me I
I want you to know something. I want you to know something. Yeah! Yes! It is high, Mr.
Silly indeed. Thank you, good sir. I will join your lead to defeat your adversaries
with a velocity of a thousand churns. On me, brothers! Tonight, we died in hell!
General Jimmy!
Charge!
Oh, General Jimmy!
Charge!
Charge!
Oh!
We're the winners!
Whee!
Thank you, boys.
Good work out there, gentlemen.
Hey, boys. Hey, boys.
Fuck yourself die
Little bit of healing
Little bit of healing
You see in this hut you're working your master work
Lock it in
Lock it in boys
boys it would be plowed to lift a full more gap at the top of that mountain
boys
Oh, I got you bastard!
Gotcha!
Die, human!
It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh, don't worry so- Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
It'll be the goop.
They'll meet a goob.
Are they shot their boys?
I see we get them.
Charge!
Oh, no, Mercy Puzzle!
Where'd they go?
Oh, well, we won the day.
Is there anyone here? They are!
I can't...
Take this, Hooligan. Take that. I don't have epilepsy.
Your spells have no effect on me, Wizard.
Little bit of goo
Perfect
All right boys, let's go back down and you put a little bit more than what's get out of
Hey
Little bit of goo
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Boutiful goob!
The body of a great vortana!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
What the hell? There's a thousand of them!
Pina, you have 7,000 space dollars home. I think it's time to make your leave.
Good thinking, good thinking. That's why they pay you the big bucks.
You support your dietary habits.
Wait, oh, you had a purple mind on your butt?
here and they are gooped. You got your job on the mind. Goop, goop, goop.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Are you sure they didn't loot any money because every kind of loot in?
Oh yeah, here we go. This was all looted. Oh there it is!
Spoiler!
All right time to leave.
All right boys.
No this one was the only one that wasn't looted.
Everybody else was already looted.
Somebody must have tickled all these guys and stuff.
These guys were already looted when I came down here.
This guy in the corner, this is my buddy.
This is who I came in with.
He was the only one that wasn't looted.
All right boys, let's leave.
You see how I played that, Mr. Hutch?
Because when they figure out I've got 256,000 space dollars
on me, they will kill me.
They will kill me.
They will kill me.
Get out of there.
Let's leave.
Oh my God, there's more people.
You see them on that rock, northeast,
top right of the hill.
Yeah, you just um...
Thank you, oh my god!
Thank you, good sir!
Yeah, I've got the Brazilians on the case!
Oh shit!
STAY BACK!
What the hell? That's me, that's me!
Oh, that should be that today, that's okay!
Sometimes I get a little confused.
Oh my god, did you see that, did you see that, did you see that, what I'm cooking that's
what I'm doing.
You see another one safe spot.
I don't care why I'll shoot this guy then I'll leave.
What the hell?
Get out of here!
We know.
We know.
Hey, no way you leave them, bro.
No way you leave them.
No way you leave them.
No way!
You got to be kidding me.
No way!
You got to be kidding me.
Come back everybody!
I got him!
Excellent raid, gentlemen!
Excellent raid!
Not too shabby, boys!
We're going to get you.
You're going to be a real man.
You're going to get me.
We're going to get you.
You're going to get me.
You're going to get me.
I've seen Brazilians get out of much stickier situations you guys I even got a
Bantina 4 which is a great weapon for killing the mage arc. It's like the anvil but it shoots
like an anvil but it shoots faster than the anvil. You okay? I've never been better.
You can physically hear it.
All right, so it's to get a little constipated.
Okay.
All right.
And he starts to stutter.
And he starts to ease it out like a good fart.
How about you call your dad up and have a conversation about how fat you are again?
Or that?
How about that?
I'll just call your dad up.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me sell my goop.
one moment gag. Here we go.
Actually, you know, I can't even say anything.
My mom does not hold back on that when she comes to town, like once every six months,
and she'll go, you've got fattest.
The first time she walked in the door.
Actually, this last time she said, I got skinnier.
FYI, she said, I got skinnier.
the burgers. They're like, I can't put them down. I'm going to bring the
and then we're going to take the main shot. Okay.
Taking a shot going off. Yeah, put better touches on these are poo.
No that'll burn the durability that one right there
Which I guess we can 20% increased ability burn is not like crazy
Guys, do you think it's worth 20% durability? Oh, no, I can't be we're taking the major that can't be worth it
I'd like any other rate of me with it, but not we're taking the major. We need the green one. Yeah, that's right
I'm thinking I'm thinking we were just would take in the major we need the green one for sure for sure
What's that green one, what am I done dread?
There we go, there's one.
Perfect.
Here we go.
We need a quick handle, put that right there.
Perfect.
Wait, Pino, are you there?
No, of course, what's up?
I have a question.
I would say the guy-
Wait on me.
I didn't know what voodoo ranger was good. So I got food for us. Is that good? That was delicious. That was delicious
Are we drinking? Should I go get a beer?
It's Wednesday
Dumbass! Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get one
Yes, we're drinking. Can you believe this guy? Dr. Can you hear this fool?
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
It's like, actually, it's Church on Sunday.
It's how to get to Dialysis and Plaintment on Thursday.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
His body is failing from all the shit he guzzles down his throat!
He says he's petite.
Well, he's lying.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Oh god.
Mmm.
The teeth for a white rhino.
A little bit of goo.
Oh, it's you there.
A little bit of goo.
Mmm.
I always got a booty rage at the store but get overwhelmed by all the flavor options.
You are either a hyper genius or have a very hard time making small talk with people in a coffee shop.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Orbal! Or could be a double wamo combo.
Uh...
Well, Mr. Porty, my mother thinks I'm one good man, good man!
And Mr. Cobb, my mother thinks I'm one good man, good man!
And Mr. Dick O'Turk, Mr. Tucci, and Mr. Pegg, my mother finds I'm one good man, good man!
Thank you, boys.
GV.
Sorry.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
What what
You make a noise when you sit down
Enjoy yourselves, Blacks, tears boys, tears!
Absolutely divine, absolutely divine.
My liver may fail at 37, but tonight on January 4th, 2026, I'm gonna have a good time.
I'm gonna have a good time drinking with the boys. Am I my boys?
I
Another ship
February 4th, whatever the fuck
Okay
All the days just bleed together
Yeah, all right. Well, I've got a patina. So we actually have a really good chance of taking the major I can be locked in
Okay, I'm gonna choose a random server and then I'm gonna bring you that deadline as well, okay?
Okay, I'm bringing another one.
I got one as well.
Good.
That's how many did like that total.
you
you
you
you
you
You
That's right! We're taking that major boys work in ranch!
Oh, oh, it's him!
Finally, crew.
Oh, Miss Austin, my mom is one good man, good man!
Thank you, Miss Austin, thank you to my wife.
Oh, we're in a fresh degree, we might have to hold up for a short spell.
That's what I'm saying, we'll go to the top of the-
Ooh, they can kill each other.
Yep.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, let them fight to the death while we sit cozy in a house somewhere.
To the top of the tower.
Hutch, have you ever fought in that elevator that many people?
Yeah, all the fucking time.
Usually, the elevators fight for its life when Hutch is in it.
Alright, let's get the book and speak.
That was good. That was quick. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
That was a wild west. Good job. Good thing, yeah.
Follow me, gang.
You gonna play Marathon? Of course I'm gonna play Marathon.
That game looks way better than it was when we played in Alpha.
Actually even when it was off I said and it wasn't like too crazy bad
He's saying you're saying I said it but it doesn't look sweet better now. That's just me but I'm 100% gonna try 100%
Can't tell you to be the greatest game ever. I have no idea. I'm 100 second to try again
My bad, my bad!
Good laddie do, good laddie da!
Thank you Mr. Conn, please use my boy.
It's very kind of you big man.
Please use my lad.
It's a don't worry. Don't worry. It's a new game. So make sure you schedule it in on the on the calendar
God of bits about a new game
On I forgot what it came out when it comes out on this day makes you pencil in makes you pencil in
God of bits about a new game for being a new game
All right makes you put it on your calendar. Don't want to make it don't want to make it. Don't want to make it
He's celebrating early to look at that a head start good for you sir good for you
Oh for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow
Hello
Sure bitching about a new game
Someone get the press on the line guys get the press on the line
They're gonna want to hear about this one. They're gonna want to hear about this one
Just in the sky is blue
Just in the grass is green. They guys get the press of the line get the press on the line
Watch out. Someone's bitching about a new game
They're gonna want to hear about this one. They gotta want to hear about this one
Holy shit
It's a party. So you're down there should be wait
We should wait if we want to actually do the major
I got I got I should be I should be let them scrap it out. Fuck them. We'll kill him any way to get all the goop for both
I
Hit two of them nice
I
Durgillations I
Only took me 48 chats
Why don't you have your osprey like who you were saying to the other time when you wouldn't we were on the other map and you would they would
Well, at least you're not ugly or well at least you're not stoop or at least
Arms and legs. Oh, okay. All right, buddy. That's great. You have honestly you you've crossed a line
you will not return from. You've you've desecrated not only the team but our
friendship and what I what I trust in you to to to to to respect about me and my
boundaries.
You're not crossing any line because you can't move. Okay. I did both. I did
both. All right, boss. Sorry, boss. I didn't mean to disappoint you, boss.
I'm trying to do all the time but how did they come out?
I
Don't feel bad. You've been hit me with bad jokes like they're going out of style tonight. All right valve. I'll ask you
Looks like your clothes are got a lot of style every time you have to buy new ones can keep getting fat
I say honestly, I think we have a pretty good chance on this one. I see we have a pretty good chance of this one
Thanks, oh, too. I think with the patina because I'm taking this is a bit into the exact guys
We I have a question. Does the patina do
The same damage per shot as the as the anvil or no
No, what is it? Is it like like what's the percent last is it like 40% less
How'd she know like you pretty good this game, you know
No, I don't use that gun track uses the Vinnie and
Sometimes to the renegade and that is it
Hmm I'm getting I'm getting about 50% less. Let's do a pretty good based on fully automatic
That's fine. I mean if it's fully automatic it used to do quite a bit
Don't do its job
Yeah, it'll put in a hard day's work like us streamers
Like us streamers
Like us streamers. Yeah, like us streamers
Like us dreamers
What's really hard is sitting at your desk
Hmm video game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm extended period of time. I'm always here in wine and I'm always here
Oh, Mike. I had a 12 hour shift today. I'm 12 hours shift. I had to restart the the Costco
Barricades where they put all the waters try playing
Arc Raiders for 12 hours foul
He's Louise
Sometimes people don't understand the trials and tribulations to be actually not even joking last week. I think it was like Wednesday
I actually ran out of water mid-stream not before the stream. It's I had to get up
No, seriously, don't do it
I didn't get in my my fridge because I dispense from the fridge is in the kitchen. That's
30, 40 feet away, we're talking 30, 40 feet there.
Getting the water, which I have to stand there.
No joke, probably 30 to 40 second,
then 30 to 40 feet back, and then sit down again.
People do not understand.
Sometimes it's almost as if people don't recognize
that streaming is the hardest job in the world.
They don't understand.
They don't understand.
Jeezy, Jeezy, some people don't understand.
And we're not even talking about
how mentally draining it is to sit here.
Yeah. To play video games and talk to people.
Sometimes you have to be friends with a fat guy, and then sometimes I'm not wait a minute
Well, I'm talking about like the Tarzan two relations as streamers go through and then yeah, but the people calling you the n-word
Whatever you kill them it's oh
Let me tell you did I get yes?
I go ah
It's what I say in my mind
In my mind because I because I'm severely disgruntled with what's happening in that situation. I go ah
I'm watching this corner
Are you talking about a Bob? Can you fall Bob is the sign? Oh
Jack don't come here
What do you mean above us? Isn't that the sky?
No, no, there's like a little railing above.
They somehow ziplined and we never heard them.
Peanut?
We're these hooligans out there to make an aronkage.
Where we just were.
Oh my god, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
We just said they were going to be here.
Oh my god, left hand bowed.
I just Christ.
Ooh, indubitable.
Fuck you, bitch.
Gotcha.
Oh shit, there's my-
My moshes, my moshes.
I have my manageable floors.
One moment.
I think so.
Little bitty healing.
Is that the team that we needed?
Nope.
And for no for no for no. Oh we're getting paid. We're getting pinched.
You're banning down the hot dancer!
You're gonna be the hot dancer!
Peeping?
I missed.
I'm hiding behind the reception desk when he walks like he don't blast at me.
That's when they'll strike.
Jesus.
I'm watching the other end.
Jesus, it's bright out there.
Time.
Damn.
Behind behind it, what's going inside?
One, one, one, one, one, one.
I would have made it by potion.
I
Will you shoot dad?
Where are the where the demons I was baiting I was baiting got one good work
they're not escaped the bastard it'll be the goop it'll be the goop I think that
was the same team that took us up top that was one team the whole time I
think so I think these guys are just those guys are agile these guys are
nimble they were skipping and hopping all over 10 buck to I couldn't keep
like none of them you shut up over there
shut up shut the hell up
hold on to our team
we didn't have guns out
why not
no
we have a Brazil
no sir
a little baby too
a little baby too
he's one
how's that guy
a little bit
Then there'll be a goop.
Here we go.
Okay, perfect.
Okay. Good work team.
Alright, 16 minutes boys, I think it's time.
Did someone just jump off or something?
I did.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha. I concur, I concur.
It's time to take the major.
Get our cash and then skedaddle.
Agreed.
Let's ride!
Fato be gang.
The code word, no, the Viva Brazil, I say that.
When they say that, we kill them. You'll live in Brazil.
That was what you say.
We taking it from the circle who's he doozy of the who's he on to over there?
To be honest, I don't think we've ever taken it from the circle who's he doozy and we've been successful. I'm almost done it
Almost well
Oh, I was in the circle one time it got stuck and I could just shoot it like a thousand times
And has it gotten stuck since then I've never tried it since that
that yes yes yes you have oh yeah we're inside the house go go go we're
coming back me to come in at the same time coming
I don't see him.
Dad!
An equalizer!
Equalizer!
Down!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
I see him!
I see him!
I see him!
GA!
GA!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
Get all dead!
Get the juice!
He did have a Hoosie doozy with the thingy thing. I've got wait you have one too. Wait. Oh, I got what I got one
To no way
We check you should play come take this is not with the patina. Yeah
Well, let me see what this guy has
Wolfpack of the Tina
They call the extra right next to me by the way
This guy's got
Because this guy's eight stacks of energy ammo with an equalizer with 70 out of 100
I could you could you could take this I'm gonna use my but you okay, and here's more
What was that but you can have it
Body up here body down there
That's okay
I
Could hurt you guys knock off the Hoosie-Doozie with the equalizer and then I'll blast the posty with the Dita
All right
Hey, by the way, it's got I've got two more fire burgers as well
We ain't what have you most or
You've done them have it hunter
God, I'm havin'
Both sides are off, both sides are off
Gotcha, got you, I'm gonna start the one fire
Breesing his pussy
Go, go, go
Charge
Oh my goodness
Oh
Oh
Firebreaker out got one got one
It's stuck on me. I didn't even pay him a rich read read read. Oh my goodness
Oh, don't mind me boys is coming on in
But you do a lot for the other fire boogers
As you might have got these two as well or here leave the heavy avil come back and be supply later
It's more economical sense
Follow me gang follow me boys
kids
My my ship's about to breakdraft you're gonna have to do it
Putty
other groovy
ha
tico
week
a
m
k
to
call my god
all my goodness all my goodness
all my good all my good heaven
Oh great googly moogly
Yeah, you're doing
How's the war treat you?
Not good. Not good. How's it going out there? I'm pretty good pretty good. I've got a couple fire burgers in there
And we'll bite bite out good. You got this buddy. I'm gonna do one more lap. I'm gonna do one more lap on
Let's ride
the charge
Insert burger and pussy now I missed oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit shit oh shit shit shit shit shit
Phew...
Oh that close one
You gotta stop peeping on me get outta here
Get outta here
You need more healing?
We have 10 minutes boys 10 minutes!
Is the top open by chance?
No ties, no close.
Gotcha, gotcha!
Oh!
I can go put a mine on it.
I'm doing a fire brigade today!
One more!
Oh my god it's getting me.
I'm not feeling my best. I'm feeling it under the weather.
No!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Damn it!
Retreat! Retreat!
I'm over here, under the big crab guy!
Mm-hmm.
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh, can you see if he's over the hill?
You're a fight made in the warrior
You see to turn this way then I can do another fire burger
That's a good thing
Take that and that
have no idea what happened and now I see God
week week week week week
how'd you like when you can die you can die
you go back go back oh my god I'm getting
shot by another team you have got to be
actually jerking my penis they're
thirsty me from this place right here
oh my holy shit put my dick in a
blender and turn that bitch on max
speed. There is no way that just happened. There is no way there's a team jacking each
other off with eight minutes left over that little hot.
Yeah, I'm talking for shield charges to come and help you, Jack. I'm coming.
No, I'm calling you.
Why'd they shoot, Jack?
All right.
Dude, wait, what's your dividends? They're in the shack. You want this one?
Yeah, yeah
That one
Well, they tell you that I think was a renegade
Parks I don't know but that thing diagram. Okay on these fools. Yep. I can't
We're not I cannot believe we just lost that boys that and was an absolute age diary about hole
We have that major in the bag
We needed it to you know
I'm not a default on my mortgage. I've got only a hundred thousand speech dollars left
Space mortgage
You do right there don't let him escape
Give them what for
Show them who the boss is
No way they killed me and then fucked off half way across the map.
What a sweet little treat.
A sweet fucking treat.
Don't clean up this trash voice.
They'll clean that.
Don't you worry.
I've got great faith in Hutch and Drac.
I've got three feet of drak.
And Hutch is cool, too.
I'm probably gonna help it. Where'd you die at, Peanut?
Hutch is cool, too!
I die on that mountain between the mountain and the shack.
You're like the- the- the barren lands to your left.
Left again.
Left again.
Left again.
Right there.
Mm-hmm.
Right? Right. That'll be left.
Wait, wait, wait, oh I'm in the ground. Wait, I'm right there.
I see you're there.
I see him. I see his body. I see him.
He gave me a proper burial.
Maybe those guys aren't too bad after all.
Go find your way home. I repeat five minutes.
They came from nowhere.
You want your fire? I would love my fire burgers back
She's mad at me. She's mad at me. She's mad at me. She's mad at me. Why is she mad at you?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was holding you and then it happened quick
Should have used that I can take it six fire burgers. Yeah, make sure you get my fire burgers
We can use it for another major
Okay
I'm poor you're what I'm poor
You're good man
You'll be highly committed not in season for this
I figured did no damage to it does like 1200 each if you get it right in the right
Oh, and it was he will get up. I was missing a ton of them. That's why I wasn't doing too much damage
I'm drinking around
You know actually sucks in this game he is he just has a once in a blue moon good raid
But mainly only entertainment purposes only y'all gotta realize that hey shut up pussy. I am very good at this game
I'm just facing a
Crab 15 stories tall pal
Very good at dying you think you're funny don't you think you're a funny guy
Think a little funny I got a little comedian attached. We got a little funny guy a little funny guy in the 10 bug leaders
Tell them what we do the funny guys around here
He fucked up
Do they about that next to me a little bit of a hate in the chat?
Fuck you
I
Know the place you see him through the smoke and they evolved my shot her
Mr. Crafts will see through the smoke like two weeks. Oh, I know the ones are two
Artificial
Crack isn't looking too good right now.
Oh!
These are weeds.
Those clakers are getting rowdy.
The neighbors are getting restless.
Rod, you're out.
I'm good. I'm going to the hatch.
No Delta Force today. No Delta Force tomorrow.
I think I died. I think I died. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You got this. We believe in you.
open up and open
no please no
close close close close close close
damn it
why is it in range
I mean like close in on the extract to get out of there soldier
oh okay
that's what I mean by that
whoo thank god you escaped
that was a close one
Of the close one now they're close one boys
Well
He'll let that make you art off with a little warning this time
Yeah, I I think it is doable
We just can't have three grown men stroking their dicks with bottles of lotion in a shack 40 meters to the west
That I think was the crux of our plan
They didn't even want to loot. They just thirsted you and left. Yep. Yep. Yeah, and I got called bad
You know that many times after I died I was muted guys anyone would be bad if every person they play against and see their screen
It kind of works that way
Oh
No, you are see no, it's why just three
Organic guys waiting 22 minutes into the rain just to kill me on Thursday and then leave without looting because that's how it works
A little organic gameplay little organic gameplay. You like to see it
I always wait 22 minutes in the rain to kill one guy thirsty, but then leave that's what I like you
It's actually top five on my bucket list actually
I don't go into a raid without first considering that plan that plan a
Anything we do else if we do something else plan B C D and E you're talking about mr. Hodge. I
Completely can come exactly exactly. We're not even there to kill the major. We're there just to look at a wall
Until one individual goes down and we don't want the loop
We just want him to want to put his fist through his monitor
Now one moment
I'm gonna look to my left and look in a chat by a guy whose parents are cousins saying add a delay to the
straight and there it is all right there it is if the whole parents cousin
thing you know there's some not me some people well wait hold on
hodge we know your parents and cousins but we're here for you and you're with
your friend we know you cope by eating a lot of burgers and putting a lot of
cholesterol in your veins but I want you know you don't have to do that me
and drag your friend. Oh,
people that you know, people that happen to be here with you at the same time you want.
And you walk through passing next to in a McDonald's. I get it.
That's the connection we have. It's a special one. We share it's a special one. Now take off your pants. I'm touching that. We
Okay, good
All right, I'll bring it back and grab the camera. I could hear you over there wanting to get it down the action
Yep, I'm in the chair. Okay. Good. Good. Is it wooden and is it in the corner?
All right. He's all right. Yeah, he's not in the place in the well. He is not new to this
He is true to this
All right is that still a choice or are we back to kill it is still a choice on spacepoint
Oh, I like that actually actually we know what in do the boy. What's that word and do betel?
Induvious position on spaceport. You're mixing two words
And do the towel that's what it is. Now you got it. Oh, what you saying in do the towel position on spaceport
You would love
perfect lay it on me
All right, so I'm gonna bring in your patina. I'm gonna bring in the golden equalizer
Okay, and we are gonna take this bitch. We will go into the tunnels
In come on, let's do it. What and we will take this bitch down you little bit of goo wide moment
I
By the way, I lied to you it wasn't in do the towel. It's in Duba see
All right, do the Lucy mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I just don't want you saying the wrong word making you look like a fool or something
Thank you. No problem. No problem
We get a little bit of bandages from mr. Chicken like you do
You want to bring a memo again?
Actually, I can bring in 56 bullets.
56 bullets?
So maybe bring him another 100.
Times five.
Let's do 400 bullets.
I'll do 400.
So you bring 56.
Track you bring 344.
A team leg.
Make that snappy, Drax.
Yes, yes, snappy.
the double. Bullets. Bullets.
Heavy. Heavy.
We'll see you recharges just
until you make the other ones go
in debt for your struggles.
Yeah. Yeah. I am down 200k.
Yeah. Well, that thing we did
at the cap on July 7th,
20,024 that we don't talk
I
Say you pious was looking explicit that night
Like a one-eyed cyclops by the gods by the gods felt like I should pull out the flute make the snake dance
Like I was on it in the new movie of Dune. I
Don't know that one
You don't know how in the giant worm. Oh, yeah. Oh god. God. You got you. Wait. What was the secondary gun again?
I forgot you guys being the same there you gonna do. Oh, no, I just have your potato. I'll just use that
Word of tonight is not over investing the whole two
Yeah, a goof was gonna get it out the butt and when he's in the body he's got to stick to one guy
Agreed. Yeah, I concurred. I concurred
Okay, let's ride.
I've been bringing your park rager GT-ARP full street P that I haven't had in a long time.
I've seen it in my regards to Mr. Bustinsider.
I wish you could feature them all in a playlist.
They certainly deserve our views.
New GT-ARP was fantastic.
was fantastic. I'll tell you, when we GTA 6 releases, we're gonna do that on time.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, what's here there?
That's right.
That's hot, by the way.
Hmm...
Teach me how to goop.
What about your quail and your scroll, sir?
I'm about to show you a little something.
I'm about to show you a little technique that was formed many, many, many moons ago.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Now let's RIDE!
I
Hey
Keep your eyes peeled radar we have field effort scattered all around topside you're looking for makeshift structures
Thank you boys. Oh, the fire burgers
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. I got you. We're fine with the five burgers. You
Those were essential to the plan the master plan
Now lock in
Fresh new raid. Oh, so that's a net negative for what we're trying to do here
Let's just hang around
Which tunnels is it is it like the u-shaped ones, or what are we doing just the first opening you see
And then I lead away. Oh
Now this technology
Mm-hmm. Did you come up with it or did hutch come up with it?
Is he deafened I came up with it
Thank God.
Yep, yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Of course.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
I wouldn't trust hunch to draw a hand turkey, let alone come over the plant to destroy the
main chiong.
You're a good man, Black.
I believe in your plan.
I want you to know I'm putting my faith in you.
I'm putting it in you right now.
Good.
Good.
I'm excited for this race.
Oh, I'm excited for this rain as well.
Where the cons?
Oh, googly-moogly.
You know what'd be sweet?
Oh, what?
Some RuneScape tree cutting action.
I've never played that game.
You've never played RuneScape?
I was never a RuneScape guy either.
You could be knee deep in Iraq.
Bombs going off all around you you hit in a tree and roomscape it all just drifts away like water going back out to sea on a beach
Nothing can hurt you nothing can touch you
You may have been the cause of your parents divorce your house is being foreclosed on you just lost your job doesn't matter
You're chopping your tree your level 72 wood cutting
It's a Thursday afternoon and things are great
Am I right boy? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right?
And then you decide to gamble, passing that you passed, on a wisp that you could beat him
in a 1v1. You lose. You lose everything. You go in debt. So you take out another loan.
The banks are calling. Multiple people are arguing with you on discord, but you've
blocked them. They don't exist anymore. So you go back to hitting that tree. And
You have 10, 12, 15, 20 people all surrounding you.
Yeah.
They'll send you over and show you the truth,
because you've scammed them out of hundreds of dollars
with a burn-scraped items.
But you don't, they don't matter to you.
Yeah.
Because you're happily hitting that tree.
Yeah.
You see a couple big pictures to your dad.
Ask him to rate it 10 out of 10.
But he only gives you a 7.
You're disappointed.
Once you start hitting that tree.
Amen.
Washes over you.
It washes over you.
nothing can touch you
ahhh
Jesus Christ
back to hitting that tree
back to hitting that tree
there's a picture of the tree in your mind
picture the tree
join me in this place
close your eyes for a second
join me in this place
join me in this place
just five seconds
chop
chop
you just got here
Rune acts from the grand exchange
chop chop chop
you want to talk about?
exactly exactly
wow wow
thanks for going there with me guys
thanks for going with me there for just a second
I appreciate that
alright let's kill innocent people
where are they at?
you guys see any?
Keep out of some reason the entire map is quiet, but God bless we shoot one fucking round at this matriarch.
The hordes of Mordor will be knocking at our doorstep.
I am certain, I am certain of it.
Demons will fall from the sky, places you didn't even know existed.
They're climbing out of the ground, they'll be flying out of the sky.
Yes. Yes. There would be a hundred of them. Once you defeat the first hundred, there's a hundred more, a thousand more.
The bungalow ladders in the Great War of Arc. Very simple experience.
Damn right there. That's what it's like. Am I right, boys? And we'll do it again. We'll do it again.
I
See it is a little quiet
That's not good
Dry humping their shit in the corner
negative goes right there
at steins island if you were promised bobcats
oh good question good question
good question good question
bobcats huh? how many are we talking level 4's?
level 4 bobcats?
but that was not a euphemism that was not a euphemism
I was not a euphemism that was not a euphemism. I was just saying those the best of those not a euphemism
All right, yeah, that's what we get that question there that's we in the question
I just want to make it clear though that that was not a euphemism. I was just asking if they were the best Bobcats
FYI
Hmm
Here's my strap what the second we start hitting this it's gonna spawn
Bastions, Bomba deers leapers. We have to kill the fucking leaper if we don't leave it does nothing
It's the beast of crabs. It really gets you out
That is well, but let's make a truce here. Go ahead and take your take your axes out. Okay, right?
When the when this bitch dies there's going to be hundreds
It's not thousands of people all going for the loot if we all try and loot is we're terrified of a certain someone drag
I'm not pointing any fingers here
What you know certain someone?
That is going to take all the course now peanut. I would love I don't know who that is
We got to find out who that guy is and stop him
Now peanut you we're gonna you're gonna loot the whole the entire matriarch
But we need to be able to trust you that we're going to get an equal
proportion of profits
Of course, of course. Yes, of course. Yes. Yes
Over one and one for all of course. Yes. Yes. Let's beat the shit out of each other
So we know we're telling the truth. Okay
Okay, my life back now
Oh
But I like during the blood pack oh
Okay, that means he's already he's already agreed. All right wonderful
Okay, are you sure right now?
Okay, okay, maybe maybe a little bit longer. I think 17
Okay, I mean deadlines do we have I've got to zero
You have to I got one so we need we can't waste the deadline on open it up
I'll have to snap hook up there and open it with the equalizer. Mm-hmm. I could turn that'll do that'll go really fast
I think it's only like one clap
Okay
We could do you listen all okay all start popping open the sides of the Robusi and
Throwing fire burgers in it while you go to the top pop open its cap
No cap jit that ass and then drag while standing there being sexy while we do all of that
Then snap looks to the top and explodes in his pussy
Now question
Fire fire burgers at the one that burned me alive
No, because I'm throwing it on the sides of it not the top of it
Mm-hmm. Okay, and you're not gonna throw it on the top just to fucking kill me
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
and I'm willing to roll those dice out of the ride we're doing it okay let me
yeah well we wait till 17 never mind I forgot yeah come on back in the water
I'm going to be really fine.
Now, you guys do it.
I'm getting I'm getting calm so you call me the Venezuelan pocket rocket earlier.
What's the Venezuelan pocket rocket?
He's always ready.
He's always ready.
You never had a you never had a one of those things called those little dirt bikes back in the day.
You're from when you're from Venezuela, aren't you, Drac?
Bikes, yeah, are you in America now?
Yeah, we just got one more of your guys over here, too. Maybe you guys be friends with something
No, you can keep them. I don't know you got that. He's all yours. We just got over here
We know you that's all you
There's a there's a jump part down the road for me. It's like a place full of trampolines and stuff
Maybe a little bonded time or no
No, I don't.
No, no, no, no.
I don't like that guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
He's going to be highly disappointed.
He's going to be highly disappointed.
He turned down the invitation.
He's very bored lately for sure.
Yes, yes.
His life was quite, I would assume, lavish up until a week ago or something.
Two weeks ago.
Oh, almost 70 minutes.
Let me see if this works.
I'm gonna go open this bitch up.
I gotta lure it over here.
What? Will we do it?
I'm luring it over here so I can open up its assit. I thought we were doing...
Get on top so I can open it up to the deadline.
Do we reach 17?
It's 18. We don't have to start it. I just want to get this part done.
okay okay god god that makes no sense we're starting
sorry I get locked in
let him have it hot!
I'll shoot these I'll shoot these
I've missed
I can't see anything
I take care of the clickers
Right, right, right, right!
Got a light track!
What's he doing? What's he doing? What's that?
Wait, he's a deep, deep, deep, deep deep!
Broke him! Broke him!
Oh my god, we're dead!
I'm all you.
Hey, come here, come here, come here! I'll catch you, catch you!
I'll catch you, catch you, catch you, catch you!
I did it!
Fuck it!
I think you guys too.
We did it!
Fuck it!
I
Just
What do they see and they're talking man
I'm holding you left, I'm holding you left. I can't see you right.
Oh, she doesn't, oh, she doesn't. I'm turning on the hacks.
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.
Headshot, over there.
Invincing, invincing.
Oh my god, there's one in here. No fucking way. He's on the left, he's on the left.
No!
Crack them, crack them, crack them.
OH!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
Fuck me, that's dead.
I mean, it's just a game.
It's just a game, guys.
Just a game.
Just a game.
We'll catch the next time.
We're catching next time.
No need to worry.
No need to worry.
Definitely do NOT get aids and die!
That would be the worst that would be the worst this chopping cheese
and my brooch cape, top of cheese brooch cape, take a quick trip with me, take a quick trip with me.
Two teams, two teams, one dead.
They're winning?
All dead.
We're the winners!
Marine!
Kill before they get to the hatch.
No way!
Hunch, you did incredibly sound there.
Thank you, Peanut. Thank you, Peanut.
That was a sight to behold.
I probably have to get a fish eye lens because it's touching all but that was a that would take a mental picture guys
She's low ease
That was incredible
You mind getting a goop as petite a form
Thank you sir, thank you sir
I cannot believe there was a guy in the closet
I
Can't believe that I did not see that kind of
Just needed some encouragement, you know and that sadly was me shooting the fucking matriarch
With those your guys walls yeah, I see you set this up
are you ever alive you over ever over four feet six pound about that Nick mix
got a little question for you had a little question for you Nick mix I don't
know where they came from here we'll be back
I mean I wait 19 minutes in a dark corridor to wait for the second that a
team aggro's maitrearch to push perfectly on their flight, don't tell me what the hell is going on,
what is happening, we wait there for 12 minutes of absolute silence and bliss as if there was a
diplomatic peace amongst the world and as soon as we shoot at the maitrearch, the first bullet
Six big girthy, brolic men fuck our ass!
Yum.
Balanced.
Balanced.
As all things should be.
Ex-lid, babe, gentlemen, ex-lid, babe.
What is it, babe?
Do it again.
By the way, you said Nick Merch was asleep
or something, he's here in my chat.
What's he saying?
He said, are you ever alive?
Which I responded are you ever over four foot sex?
My response. Thank you. Thank you, Sharon. Thanks. Thank you
Get him, drag get him
Let him have it
Little guy, I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news
You can put it one of those backpack leashes on and walk him around like a dog
It is four foot six you're four foot four. I've seen the pictures. You up ass bitch
I've seen the pictures. I don't want to be that guy
I
Watch the change in your pockets boys. He might steal it
Or they got the potato we'll use that we can't afford to keep a weapon then
Should you get all the ammo my chance?
Yeah, I got you six tax. Okay perfect perfect. Yeah, and you three battle shots
Okay, perfect, perfect, thank you, good job.
Let me get a little bit of goo, my moment.
You know, are you a smart fella or a farmed smeller?
Die, die immediately.
Let me get a little, in the game, of course.
Let me get a little, in the game, in the game.
Get a little bit of goo, little bit of goo.
Join me on the beach gentlemen
You're playing like I said for track as well you're playing marathon aren't you boys they come down
Yeah, I gotta try it. I'm telling you I think they've made great improvements. I'm gonna try a hundred percent no doubt
I'm gonna it looks like an extraction shoot a bit. You have the snappiness of like an apex game. That's cool
I love apex
Yeah, that's cool. That's cool
I don't know about all the mombo-jombo and the Hoosie-doosies, but it could be good. Who knows?
Yeah, I
Think they're early their first play test was underwhelming, but yeah, I also think they got a rude awakening and
They took a lot of time and I hope that they did what they needed to do in that time
Yeah, I think you're I think that's it. I don't send perfectly. I think I don't wow
Wow.
Much.
Wait, really?
You think I sounded smart?
That was...
That was pretty...
That was pretty intelligent.
Really?
Yeah!
Wow!
I think they did have a rude awakening.
I think they turned on the boosters.
I appreciate your opinion.
Sometimes you say I sound smart and it really does make me feel good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
hard. Working hard to please you.
You were smart enough to figure out how to have arms and legs. We would have to be working
here. Not an intelligence issue, sir. I would you say that to a guy in a wheelchair?
Not this again. Not this again.
Oh, it's like the better hop on Twitter.
I'm just kidding. Don't do that, guys. Don't do that, guys.
Sorry. Don't do that, guys. All right, let's ride.
Wait, wait, so how many stacks have you had?
I'm bringing you six stacks. What's the durability of the Hoosier New Team?
I just fixed it. It's a 97.
We think you're good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Can you bring me four more stacks?
I don't have space. Okay, that's fine. I can bring you two more stacks. Thank you, sir. You're a good man.
We treat you right. You know what I want. You know what pleases me.
Also, what would a Goopa like me gotta do for a blue shield?
You're poor, poor, huh?
No, it's fine, I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out.
Let me see what I can whip up, let me see what I can whip up.
You know, I've got one more blue shield, the last blue shield and I'm fine, I will use
that.
Okay, I'm holding some of my reserves.
You're a good man.
Give me a hug of pleasure, man.
Come on.
Oh, God.
Love the way you do it.
Gooping with no hands or the way you move it.
Got me into trance, gooping with no hands.
I do immediately want you to put that in, Mr. Bonecrush.
I do immediately want you to put that in.
It's fun though, during this read
that my incredibly anxious cat apparently
really enjoys watching you she really purrs but you've got her motor-revving
really
did I get him yeah yeah cat mm-hmm gotcha
I
Twitted really like that for now. I bet I bet no actually by we guys don't do that
We guys don't do that
Yeah, I know it was fun tweeting out the hot stuff the first couple times
But I'm pretty sure if we keep doing it something actually bad is gonna happen and we're gonna look like total assholes
I know it's funny. I know it's funny, but sponsors look at that stuff. So we probably shouldn't do it
Let's not do it. Let's not do it. Let's not do it. Let's not do it. Let's not do it
Mmm. Oh, it was funny, though, when we all tweeted that Hudge hates homeless people.
I'll give you that one. I will give you that one. I will give you just that one.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, but we probably should actually cut out for real, see, for real, see.
Um. Hmm. Oh.
I
Take the homeless. I know what it's on on Twitter now. Let's ride
You're a good man. I got it.
21 minutes late, right?
21 minutes. 21 minutes.
Uh-oh.
Man, you are gassy.
Sorry, I'm a big gass.
Just tonight, I apologize.
You forgive me?
I forgive you.
You forgive me?
Ooh.
game? I sup I give me I suggest we we go we load I see we wait for more than
until 16. Then we strike. Agreed. Go back to our home. Precisely.
on space welfare 74k people eating this shit you have a spell check on and you
in the word you wanted to spell still wasn't spelled correctly you got that
space ebq we're not after we kill this matrix I'm gonna steal the cores while
huts as fine as you would have saw it on the black market for two to three hundred thousand
space dollars that'll that'll launch us back into the seam back to the top of the mountain.
It'll make fun of huts for being poor. Fat! Fat and ugly. Fat and ugly and stupid. And poor.
the master plan. Alright, tea break! Is the Vegeta meta now? No. It is Ask Diarrhea
Garbage Poop Syphilis. If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask,
Big man. Good question. Good question. Good question sir. Let's head on mines. Wait what?
Why do we have mines? I don't have mines either. I don't have space for mines so I only have.
Alright we need to make a closer gap then. So like right here. Well these are my deadlines.
Phew! I was a close one. No no no real mines. Well deadlines are real mines.
Those other minds are actually the fake ones only exist in space.
I don't think anyone's actually ever created a mind that shoots electricity through people, except like the Nazis.
They were working on a ton of cool stuff. You know they were working on a tank that was 10 stories tall?
Wait, really?
Yeah, yeah, really, really, really.
Obviously, you know, not the greatest guys, but they were quite intuitive, I mean, 10-story tall tank, that's fucking crazy.
That's honestly pretty cool.
I mean, think about the Tiger tank.
What's that? Oh, I saw that in World of Tanks. What is that? What's the special about that?
Tiger tank is what they had. It was very, very difficult for the U.S. and Russian troops to get past it because it was so nimble and it was a really, really good tank.
Really?
Yeah.
I know, but I know the tiger.
Hmm.
Ooooo.
Ooooo.
The tiger.
He said he's walls up at all.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Oh, I got it!
Correct!
Fuck it, I need behind us, behind us.
I'll probably be cool.
Little strength while nading it.
Don't be nothing.
Oh, going up, going up, going up, going up, going up!
Come on.
Guys dead as well. We're the other guy
It'll be the goop
I got a bomb cat guys.
Let's go.
I have a bomb cat looking forward.
Yeah.
You see a track?
No, don't get into that.
Wait, Jack, Jack, Jack.
I just want to see it.
I just want to see it.
I just want to see it.
No, I'm gonna take a closer look than that. Let me take a look let me take a look really quick. I'll have a manual inspection
Manual inspection manual inspection. Why are you two ladies?
Come on fucking these
I'm proud of you
What the hell was that?
I can help, I can help, I'm on.
One knocked.
Nice, nice, nice.
Come back, come back, come back.
Nothing but a headache.
Good luck.
She's dead, bro.
Yep.
She's coming, she's coming, she's coming.
Yeah, we're good.
One sapo jumped off.
What's that?
He's behind you.
Hello, sir.
Hello, sir.
All right.
You hello sir hello sir all right all right enough joking around enough joking around
Enough of the jokes what the fuck is going on
I...I...
I have...dead!
Dead knights away!
In acid mines!
In acid dieffins!
I'll give it to you!
De-de-de-de-de-de-de!
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de!
No...
NO!
SUCA! Sculptinus!
I just have to beat you so much.
Dead knights!
In acid mines!
Hush!
Wah, Wah, Wah!
I thought I was suckn...
In acid mines!
In acid mines!
He knows how to gargle!
You see that?
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, easy. You
won't use it. Let's stop. Let's let's go. Let me let me say something. Let me say
something. You fuck it.
Hey, gentlemen, excellent raid. Well,
yeah. All right.
I
Know this guy has
2265 hours and a crosshair overlay
Game, I don't even know what the fuck that means that that actually makes very much
His entire I think that's what I think that spot is
Yeah, I believe so I'm looking at this guy and everyone in his steam is calling him a cheater
Perfect, which one is that one? The tpv guy. There's two TTVs
Chi got it. Okay. I just want to get my kit back
All right
Okay, and that's guys private this guy is
This also has nothing but people calling them a cheater
Perfect, perfect. All right. Okay. All righty then. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All righty then.
Oh my god, I have lost everything dear dear to me and I am depressed with AIDS.
I don't know where to go from here.
I don't know why we haven't made cheating punishable by execution in town square.
That is the only punishment fit for cheating in video games.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let me find this other guy.
Where's this other TV guy?
I got to report him so I can get my kit back.
There he is.
God, I'm thinking, thinking, thinking back.
What if, what if, um,
What if instead of doing whatever we've been doing for two and a half hours we
What if instead of doing that what if we do
Something else
Yeah
Okay, all right, okay hide your screen. Yeah, hide your screen
I have a maximum boot potential raid free kid free kid
Free kidding
I have 79,000 space hounds. I'm bringing in a kid you guys for a kid. No
No, we can't all around
You have a pink on yes
Okay, just bring that. Okay. Okay. All right
Lean on your friends peanut we can bring you thing
Oh
Every time I ask you for something you tell me your voicemail is full
That is true. It is full. I got a change that sometime
Good evening fat woman
What?
kind of first times out of that
Don't ignore round up round up
How are you on this fine?
Wednesday, man
Oh, that's great.
Are you enjoying your martinis, ma'am, or are you enjoying...
I added a little spice to it.
We've been making them a little differently.
No, you can't have your pussy out.
It's a public beach, Rhonda.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you this.
Thank you, Rhonda.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
like a torn up RB sandwich anyways I promise you nobody's nobody's intrigued
nobody's wanting to see that Rhonda I'm helping you if you think about it okay
you have a good day as well she's my best customer she is a great lady she I'm
talking it may not look like it but she is a great lady and she's my best
Customized cheetah with respect
Back a dude off Wednesday, no, it's wackadoodle Wednesday
How many burgers tonight to burgers? I got those burgers last night
I got a double meat want a burger that mayonnaise instead of mustard with a speeden spicy bacon burger
it was absolutely divine. Now let's RIDE!
Let's go!
Let's ride!
Thanks, Drag! This is an immaculate gift!
You've come the gods!
Of course!
You won't lose it, I swear to you.
I believe, I believe.
Now let's get out there and show who the boss is.
That pocket, oh the gold stock, score.
Like that kind man, reload, oh good day, good day, good day, good day, good day, good day.
That was a test.
Of course I knew I had to reload.
What do I look like to you, a buffoon?
That was obviously a test.
You passed the test, could you do this again?
Now, let's ride.
Hot sniffing out.
Use that choco on your ways.
The main hob, main hob.
We're not going to page 35.
You're getting that front page sauce.
I'm pumping it up in for real Cooper.
Yep.
Take it.
The laminates.
Oh shit.
Maybe heal up a quick of the wascanata.
Yep.
One moment.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Now.
Moment my three two one
You come oh
Help me. I can help you just boring it at me careful boys. We should have you back
There are a third floor.
Oh, what?
Oh no.
Not good boys, I'm split.
How many bombs do they have?
I'm coming down from right here.
You're right.
I'm coming back now.
Oh, so.
You see they come through the door first.
Thank you, good job.
Wide moment.
the new baby healing. What the hell? It's hard to not be here.
Another team. Good. Alright, we have three teams.
I'm going to scare them. Yep. Nice. Come on. Go back to the cellar rooms in which
you came, demon. Are you guys going to set us up?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
No
I'd like to see you time big boy
Oh shit
The black stick logic
Oh shit
WAAAHHH!
They're deeper! They're deeper!
What are these guys saying when they're talking about-
Oh my god...
You shut up!
I just got much more to recharge in.
I'll be a future nigger!
It's not good!
What the hell?
Probably you!
You never know! You never know! I saw that picture close to you!
Doc, we gotta do something drastic!
What the fuck is going on?
me to stop okay oh my god what somebody better be dying I'm dying holy shit
all right I'm positive these I don't know what the hell is going on sometime
you have you have figured out how to get past the the maximum amount in per
time period all right Jack all right what do we do what's the plan here what's
plan here what's the plan here so let's do something drastic and then I went to
follow you and then I straight came on my screen and then I saw it yeah I don't
know what was going on and then I saw Yoda and he was yelling at me you gotta
figure something out here
oh my god well everyone fights gonna dick
the shit for 20 minutes, but I say we actually go around them this way and kill those guys
on top first.
They're the most out of the way.
What do you think?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm done.
Mm-hmm.
Did Bert pay that thing?
This isn't that end.
Yeah, that's my teammate.
That's why I'd yell.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
We will find a way out of this debt.
the battle is not yet over okay fuck you sir eat the shit out of my ass and die
that'll keep him busy for a second now we figure out the plan I said eat the
shit out of my ass, good aides die.
Oh my god, they're pissed.
They hold the knife!
You fuck you, you'll never take me alive!
He's right there.
Ow, that's gonna hurt. That hurt.
Holy shit.
We're done.
Oh my, how many bombs do they have?
I'm gonna go home.
Got what he said?
Nice.
Oh my god, what do you want me to do?
Behind you, behind you.
I'm on the way.
You didn't save, you didn't save.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, god damn!
I've got a bobcat on me, I've been dying all night!
Sir, sir, sir, your soul be condemned to hell forever!
Alright.
Alrighty then.
Okay.
I feel like you've got to let my students struggle.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Well, you know what?
I can take solace knowing that Hotch died first.
That makes me feel a little better.
What about you, Drac?
I think that in times of consequence,
it is always good to remember the positives of the situation.
And in this situation, okay, two things.
Hotch died first and they live in Brazil,
which I'm pretty certain the dollar wouldn't even be accepted at Chuck E. Cheese.
All right, that's right.
I, I, I think, I think.
And we must remember those things in times like these.
Am I right, boys?
If you tell them, okay.
That's right. That's right.
We'll catch it next time.
I got stuck in a wall and I sat there
And then for some reason the game decided you're gonna go floor above where you want to go and I died
Perfect. What do you boys think about a fleekhead?
Yes, okay, okay, I guess yes, let's ride
Let us proceed let us proceed I thank you for that Bobcat sir, and I'm sorry to announce and I have lost it
You're doing God's work, sir!
Thank you for your service!
Let's ride!
Oh my god, who's this handsome devil?
Okay, I got all heads on, and I'm still died.
You're saying you're dead?
That's cus I'm gonna bring a freak.
He's lied to us.
He lied to us.
He lied to us.
That's the guy!
Oh, it's perfect.
It's a body.
It's a cool.
Alright, Papa Hutch, you'll take care of you.
Thank you, Mr. Hutch, thank you.
Behind me!
Oh!
That's nice!
That's nice!
That's good!
That's not nice!
That's good, dude!
You're not the one who died first.
I've got you, I've got you!
Oh, Pete, it's gonna take care of you.
You're gonna get you patched up.
He's gonna swing that corner.
He's swinging now.
He's swinging.
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Swinging, swinging, swinging, swinging, swinging!
Oh!
Swinging, swinging!
The kettle was just like that.
Michael, I knew what you were saying.
I was hearing.
you were saying I was hearing but I didn't do anything about it okay so that's
what that's what happened there Jack Jack explain to me why okay you were
trying to climb out with a free kit behind me would you have fucking
nothing explains why you are making more noise you're not even gonna make
I'm going different way be bait or something. Babe, what about it again? I've got an idea. I've got an idea
I'm killing myself
All right, you'd hudge no way you have crawling the egg strike right now I'm right here right here
Well hudge has to save his shotgun level two
But I'm cook let him cook
Is this your first night playing?
No sir, I am an awk raiders professional pal.
You just can't comprehend my stratagem and techniques.
What the amateur?
You have no idea.
You have no idea.
This is all part of the process.
All part of the plan.
Professional ground kisser.
Please, don't hurry this train out.
Please, God, I'm asking for something else.
Someone come down here and rail.
Why? Why? Why?
Someone come down here and execute Hutch the 22 rounds.
Yes!
Hooray!
It's gonna be a tough day.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Dreams really do come through.
Primacy of dreams.
Alright, now maybe when we say freakhead, Hunch actually brings a freakhead.
That way we don't watch him scrounging for quarters and dimes for ten minutes after we die, call it an extract.
I was literally at the extract in less than two minutes.
Oh, God hates you.
Not even two minutes.
God hates you.
You might have been collected, wait.
God hates you.
That's why you died
Now let's ride going again. Give me another one
One more ass fucking please
If you have it back there in the kitchen
Medium rare
make that two foods. Win in Rome.
Jack, spoil yourself. You earned it, Queen.
Slay. Actually, you know what? Bring your finest bottle of piss while you're at it.
We're going again. Ready up. Ready up.
And don't forget the straw. We're going three straws. We're sharing it
Oh
this is our raid right here I think I was to be great I feel it I have a
rattler oh my god Squidward is right there and he's giving me the fuck me
guys. Look out, let's go this way.
Follow me, crew.
We're showing these upsetting Mr. Krabs.
Whoever could that be?
He's dead, he's dead!
He's stupid!
I
Don't know what you're saying sir die
No, yeah
Oh wait actually he's kinda cool, maybe don't kill him, maybe don't kill him.
Wait, I'm gonna do the trick, I'm gonna slide under Mr. Krauss's pussy and beat it.
Win this me. Win this me. Win this me.
Sir move, I'm killing Mr. Krabs. I don't want to kill you.
Sir don't shoot me dumbass. I'm killing Mr. Krabs. Oh my God.
I was killing Mr. Krabs for all of us and your team shot me.
I changed my mind.
Kill him.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Oh, welcome in.
The water's fine.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All of me gagged dude. No way. They're shooting me right now. Are we serious? Are we serious?
And I'm on fire and I'm dead
Perfect
He's going pretty good another great raid another great raid
Excellent, great gentlemen
All right
So I was thinking for this one, okay? I was thinking for this one. We don't get our ass gaved
30 seconds into the red
Listen, I'm just brainstorming
Just just brainstorming just kind of spitball in here you can you can suggest something else or deny that suggestion
What are you about that? No, I'm done. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right hutch
Punch!
What are we doing?
Go ahead and put your fat rolls in the front of the wheelbarrel.
We're going to Stellamont this free load out.
Got it.
Let's ride.
You're dead.
This guy calls himself a T-leader to shake my head.
I am a T-leader!
I sacrificed my life!
Yeah.
Mr. Crabbs!
Now let's ride!
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Serious we can't die this raid boys, okay? I'm talking to you hunch. I turn around and you just dead. I don't even know how that happened
That's on me. That's on me. That's okay. You're balling old
No, I didn't surrender drag. I got the shotgun shut between my glutes
No, that'll happen. That'll happen. That's what happened to my great-grand-pappy
Vietnam
You pooped all that good. We got that
I'll be cool.
I'm not seein' nobody just yet, but keep your eyes peeled.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Oh my god, right here in front of me!
Got one, got one!
Nice.
What?
You push with a shotgun?
I didn't miss a bullet, I didn't miss a bullet.
I killed him.
What are you left as well? What are you left right behind? I think you're behind
Good work hot
There we go. Holy crap. How'd you turn it on? You're turning me on
Chewy jackpuppet take care. Yeah
I'm not too sure where the other guy went I think he might have went down zip.
It perchance I'm gonna find a majority.
Easter silly!
Easter silly!
Easter silly where you going?
You found him.
No you're going to hell.
Little baby goo. Little baby, goo.
Ooh. Oh.
Oh, my god.
On, on, on.
Oh, oh god.
Come on, come on, come on.
Drop, drop.
Drop.
It's OK if you die.
Hey, go back, go back.
Eh!
I'm hiding.
I'm raising with the hatch.
We got a fetch.
It's good, good.
Mm-hmm.
Double three.
You're pretty nice.
Thanks.
Thank you, sir.
What's going on up there?
I don't know. I'm hiding in the crates.
We're coming to save you.
Let's ride.
Walk out of the crates again.
Do you have my hat on?
Can I come back?
Come back.
My hat's already on.
I gotta go down, sir.
I'll come down.
I'm gonna go come on either one fine he's got a white man I'll handle him
Stand back!
Oh, what the hell?
Dumb!
Nice!
Nice.
Be gone with you demon!
Give me your white meds, please.
Put me defibrillators right here if you guys need them.
I got defense, I'm good.
This is going pretty good.
We're doing pretty good!
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby at all!
Look at us.
This is going pretty good!
Someone just dropped.
I hit it on their belly.
Where?
Kind of like it was northeast.
Let's get him!
Maybe not.
I thought I heard a flop.
You go back up
Maybe use your belly button don't over your belt
Check that for sick it was my balls gracing the top of your father's forehead to our left close
There he is
I think you should be here retreat retreat you could think with the flaky
Come on, come on.
He comes, he comes.
Remember what Jack said.
Don't forget, don't forget.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
That's a bobcat.
I'm seeing them can't stop myself from looking and noticing you, noticing me!
Yo, way!
Oh shit.
Right one?
Wait, wait, wait.
Right two?
I'm unpeaking?
Oh, broke a shield.
Oh, I'm in hell.
Oh, eh!
Oh my god take that who again
Die!
Die!
Oh my god, there's another team on top of the other team.
They're right here, they're right here on me.
And Squidward is violating my holes.
I'm just gonna squeeze right by you, Squidward.
Can you see me?
Can you see me, Squidward?
And...
I thought we had that one's ways not gonna lie to you
that one brings a tear to a peanut slide that one's a little little sad that
one's a little disconfined I mean I want him severely disconfined
He's cooking he's cooking he's doing it. He's doing it
You help it notice me noticing you you lost the bomb can
That's the most beautiful bobcat I've ever seen.
You get to be two.
He took it from us.
He took everything from me.
Nope.
Damn it.
I'm gonna be mad, bro.
I'm gonna be mad.
I'm gonna be mad.
You need to get that bobcat back.
What's up?
There's a tempest tree in a pocket for me.
Yeah, we're gonna fight for it.
You're good.
Good.
There's a tempest to get a pocket for me yeah, we're gonna fight for it. Good good
We should Bobcat god we're done
He shot over to the fat guy gets the Bobcat in tip-a-s-
He's in the window here
are you dead ass that's how my radiance
I
Another great raid another great raid
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
Alright
Okay
No match it that was but a
All my brown now. It's really time to get down to business. Let's talk business. Let's talk business boys stocks and bonds stocks and bonds
I say I say
Free kit
No
May
What do you want to get up?
Vinnie Nator
I'm not a kid.
We can't, the bunker.
What about that?
What about that?
I'm down for whatever.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm definitely down to kiddo.
Hutch, you feel that?
Hutch, you feel that?
Hutch, why are you mad at me?
Hutch.
Hutch.
Hutch.
He's not feeling it, he's not feeling it.
Just like his heartbeat, this might not be for him.
Yeah, I, you mean for a drink?
Okay, all right, okay, maybe, okay, well, let's just gear up just as a case.
Let's gear up just as a case.
You can sip this to Lee as well.
I'm back, I got a beer, what are we doing?
You would think in Venonator hidden bunker camp the hidden bunker
We think okay, I'm in
Fuck yeah
That's right here. That's right about you much always ready for action always ready for action
Let's do it you I went to the casino this last weekend
Yeah, you never text me and tell me how it was
Great it went great
Really I I went to the I went to the blackjack tables, and I lost a ton of money and
I went to the craps tables and won it all back and
Then when we were walking near the cashier to cash it out. I put every dollar I had on black
And that's where the story ends
I
Wonderful
Balanced as all things should be I
Believe yes, this is my last on me
This is my last on me. I have boys
You know what I
Think we'll have a great raid I think we're gonna I honestly I know we
haven't been doing too good. I know the T morale is low, but I bet you this rate is the best
rate of the night right here. I've got a feeling something something in the air, some magical
wisps in the air. I'm feeling it. I smell it. I smell it. Do you taste it? You sense
that high taste it. I'm gonna say this. I think when we do win and God will it be
great when we win? I say we don't take every fucking dollar that we profited liquidate
it so it's straight into some crazy method of killing the matriarch fail and then continue
to do so until we not only lost our profit but also lost more than our profit until we
are all poor, broke behind a Wendy's, sad, bumming, chilly, off of the fat guy who just
left.
I had a nice mindsta-
Bad.
Never happened.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay.
Sorry.
Just-
You're just making random fictional scenarios up.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
That's OK.
That's OK, soldier.
That's OK.
Be a little bit of goo.
Talking hoopla over here.
Yeah, bunch of hoopla.
Bunch of hoopla.
Butcher nonsense.
Here we go.
OK, now we ride.
I got a whole gear, uh, gear set ready, and I accidentally clicked free kit, so give me
one more.
Perfect.
You know what we need for this raid?
A jam sesh?
Two fat hillbillies.
Oh.
Oh, no.
You ready, boys?
You ready, boys?
Now let's get out there and show who the party is.
Now let's get out there and show who the barge is!
You just killed me and my crew.
I
Watch follow music ratio Vegeta. No, no, we gotta use the hutchkin for extra power we can sit on him kill him
Hello from North Korea.
You better have a picture of Kim Jong-U in your living room, pal.
I'll have to use over 9,000 pounds.
I can't read that fast, I can't read that fast!
I can't read any of that now let's run!
Let me just watch out, we're on the wrong map.
I see we hatch out.
Let me go to the right map.
Or,
I've had a home attack, I call it a day.
Or,
You're right.
We kill,
but one team,
then we leave.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
New extra group on the side, we think.
We will just go kill those who are the gins
and then we'll get out of here.
Okay, I'm in.
Follow me, crew.
This is a sublime plan,
that way we can bring some extra group to the other raid.
Activating the bridge!
Activating the bridge!
There's the second floor up here.
Okay, gotcha.
We'll sneak out, we'll sneak through that tunnel under him and catch him by surprise.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, it tickles, tickles, tickles!
One broke.
Two broke, two broke.
Oh, three broke, oh, three broke.
They're all one, they're all one.
I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
Get shot!
Take that, Hooligan!
Gotcha.
I got the moment, I got the moment.
He's one-eyed, one-eyed.
He might put me back in, he might put me back in!
I got that, I got that.
You just catch a spell on us?
Yeah, what's that?
Yeah, I got that.
Help me now!
Oh, we'll collect these guys, group and get out of here.
Oh
You see him no, no
There is
He's getting away
You're going to be one closer.
Maybe behind the bunch of you.
Yeah, yeah.
Stay out.
Stay out.
I go.
I go.
I go.
I go.
Good work.
It's a little bit of goop.
Behind much.
Watch your back.
Oh, he was coming for as well.
Chalk guns are southeast east.
That's the gear team.
Well, we're a group of got make the fresh hope you guys didn't mind
Oh, my very well. Thank you. I just think a little bit
Thank you. I thank you. I appreciate that. You're a good man
I'm gonna get you that like the suction go fund me getting started
Don't you worry? Do not need a life was actually go fund me. That's right. Yeah, you don't need it. That's right. That's right
You're your own person in your very brave and stunning
You guys just gonna hug just brave in the chat hashtag hunches brave in the chat
Keep your eyes peeled
You guys see him no
Well the lights just turned on in here so they could be in here. No way. No, how anyhow
What if we look at other places that aren't that place we've got that
Mm-hmm incredible plan. Thank you, sir. I can talk to it myself
His moonside is still illegal to make in your backyard, or can you do that?
On your backyard illegal, yes, do people still do it in a large portion? Yes
What makes it illegal? Like is it the percentage of alcohol or is it that you make it in your backyard?
and the US government sanction that is not unhealthy but what's the word I'm
looking for chat basically in fear of us hurting ourselves that that's the reason
why we can't make it oh the government knows what's best for us there it is
I love the government that's why you get that shit from a gas station and
Then it's fine.
Honestly, you know what?
Up my taxes.
Up my taxes.
Up them.
Up them.
I don't think we're paying enough.
I don't think we're paying enough.
I think we should just give them all of our money
and then whatever they feel like giving back.
That's what we graciously accept.
Am I right, boys?
I wonder if with how much we'd have to pay in taxes,
can I just call someone up and then they come
and work for me?
Yeah, maybe they can make Hoots in our backyard.
Who is Hoots my, a moon signer?
Is that a different thing?
Similar, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's just, I think just wording or different name.
Can you make Hoots in your backyard?
I think it's the exact same thing.
I knew I came to the right person
when I asked these questions.
You look like you have a broken down truck
that's rusting in your backyard.
You look like that type of guy.
Did you drink moonshine where I'm at?
I bet you do.
I bet you do.
A little bit of moonshine, then some naked twisted with the family.
Oh, brother, you're talking about hand-stated pies
for a level of alcohol and that bitch.
I've never tried it.
I heard it's crazy.
I've got about like, oh, one, 10, 125 proof.
Hell yeah.
Fuck it.
Chug some hands in a dizer.
Ooh, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Take a tablespoon of that.
You're chillin'.
You're healthy again, or am I?
Here he is!
Got one, got one!
Gotcha!
SQUIDWORD!
Go Squidward.
What the hell, he closed the door and I swiped Squidward inside and he sent that a...
Suicidal guy, like...
He did it.
He did it, Squidward's gonna kill him!
Oh my God, Squidward's stuck in the door, I see.
Not even joking.
Oh.
I exploded. It'll be the goo. It'll be the goo.
Now, you know about the Doracy, don't you?
Nope.
You know about the Doracy?
What's that?
That's ancient technology from many, many moons ago.
I think the Egyptians used to use it.
Back when the pyramids and the giants were around in Taman's hands.
in the big elephants.
You see this is the Doracy attack.
You see that?
Now they can only shoot the top 60, oh, shit.
So I got head shoted.
What, do I shot?
I just got ripped.
One moment.
One moment.
Is it a healing?
Well, there's an imaginary smoke every single time I ADS.
So I can't see through the door.
You missed.
Puss man.
Better luck next time, little guy.
I'm raising them up, getting them fired up.
They're about to push.
Yeah, okay, let me do some more, let me do some more.
Your God is alive, your God is alive.
Oh shit.
Ow we got him, ow we got him!
Do we have any eyes on him?
I see one on the left.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, watch.
Oh what the hell?
In front of me with a volcano sitting behind a fucking box.
OHHH WE GO THE DUDE MIND OF THE OHHH
PERFECT DISTRACTION.
Kill the fat one and then have three guys go in our behind. They use that back in World War one
Where did all these people come from some type of stupid person convention
Who are all you people get out of here?
Hey, how you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
With me, brothers!
With me, brothers!
Follow me!
How are you doing this?
I'm tired of not finishing this yet!
These lands are ours!
All right, get AIDS and die.
Excellent, my dear gentlemen, excellent.
I was honestly hoping when Hutch died there would just stuff the door closed and then we wouldn't have to watch that side
But he died a couple feet from it
Might live longer on an NA server I guarantee you I won't I guarantee you I will not
You're trying to leave with a free kid?
We were on a free kid?
What?
We were on a free kid?
Oh, we were on a free kid.
You're right.
No, no, no.
You kid it all because we were going to another match.
I
Excelling great gentlemen excellent rain. All right
Okay
Back to plan a back to plan a you were right. We should have hatched that rain. I
I'm a big peanut can admit when he's wrong a big peanut can admit when he's wrong
And I think you're right. We should have hatched that rain
I'm out of augments holy fuck you said I
I
I'm not even joking like the whole poor thing was kind of just like a bit
for the first little bit
I genuinely like won't be able to play the game if
Some raids
We should have had we should have asked the facilities for that man. Yeah, the facilitators the facilitators I concur
get a little bit of goo, a little bit of goo.
All right, I'm coming in stacked, I'm coming in metadown.
I'm kidding, I'll put it.
Me too, me too.
Max kit, Max kit.
I'm bringing a green shield and a green triangle.
This just got intended.
Wait, that's your Max kit?
That's my Max kid at this point that is correct
Well
I'm telling you boys we have to start wedding right now right now. There's there's no there's no if ands of butts
No, if ands of butts. No more stuff. Mm-hmm. No, we're stop. No, we're stop
I guess I don't even know if I can afford this rain. I
It's getting down to the nitty-gritty. It is really getting out of the nitty-gritty here
Holy shit
holy crap oh my goodness well I'm not gonna have defense I can't afford them
here we go perfect here we go but there we go let's ride
I'm getting word that hutch is quote-unquote losing it. Yeah, pretty he's like mad at
Let me see, let me see.
Yep, that way, yep, walk forward, walk forward, yep, yep, go anywhere that's not behind me, fuck.
What is he saying?
I don't even know.
I
Bet you Jack we work real hard. We can make him summon his monitor by the end of the night
Am I right boys I
See we pay him one compliment each when he gets back. He seems very distraught
Okay, okay. All right, my mind what one compliment each one compliment each. I don't even think he's playing like he's playing well
thấy you. Oh oh hutch welcome
back. I'm crashing. I'm I'm
crashing. I'm crashing. I'm
crashing. I'm crashing. I'm
crashing. I'm crashing. I'm
crashing. I'm crashing. I'm
crashing. I'm crashing. No,
no, me and Drack have
δ something to say to you.
You first you know. Okay
Yeah, I'm. me me and Druack
Is your friends and you are
you are fat but like kind of like a like funny fat yeah you die you drag
what I think I think you are a petite 350 like you like to say I think Nick is
wrong anytime he calls you fat thank you I think you're very good at the game
and you're very handsome yes thank you very handsome very handsome yes thank you
so much yes I give you put a wig on a tub of ice cream all right let's ride no
you're not you're not you are always behind me it doesn't matter how I
fucking play it doesn't matter if I sit there for 20 fucking minutes and I'm
finally gonna move my feet somehow you are behind me I die and nothing happens
I am trying for the last three games. I'm like, I'm just gonna be behind track. I'm gonna be
But I've heard of that. I've heard of that. It's called
Still in front of you. It doesn't matter what I do. I am going to try and be behind you the rest of the night
It's impossible. No now that I know I got you. I just making that up drag
He's making all that up, he's just making it up.
I'm gonna go get another silly juice.
We're gonna need it.
Yep, yep, I'm trying to get hammered tonight.
Guys, have we actually survived one raid since we started?
I'm not even joking.
We survived the first raid and then we tried to kill Matriarch for two hours, lost everything that were here.
Let's ride!
Oh wait, I should give you one second, boys.
You're looking for the little grimy bungulators.
Gotta clean you off.
Gotta clean you off.
Stand still.
Stand still.
Stand still.
There you go.
Stand still.
There you go.
Stand still.
There you go.
Stand still for me.
Stand still.
There you go.
There you go, boys.
There you go.
Lookin' nice and pearly, boys.
There you go.
Hey, now lookin' nice and pearly, boys.
Lookin' nice and pearly, boys.
All right, you guys ready?
Thank you, sir.
Anytime, sir, anytime.
Just wanna make sure you stay clean.
Look a little dirty, look a little dirty.
I spit on you.
And this time, it's on the house.
Next time I will be charging.
Let's ride.
Puts you ready for a great raid?
Come on, Papa.
Stay behind me.
Yeah, stay in the back.
Let the real warriors handle the fight.
I thought these were a bunch of ducks on the ground. That's how delirious I am
It was just bushes. I wanted to be noted
That I may die the most out of the team, but it is because I am on the front line
90% of the time here. Yes and be dying
Usually helps the team figure out where the other team is
I want that to be noted
Yeah, offensive linemen
I'm on the cowboys like Tom Brady, but I don't kiss my son on the mouth.
Oh, that's right!
Follow me, too.
Oh, you guys were ten minutes late. That's your deepness.
Nice.
Honestly, I could even imagine what Tom Brady does for his wife.
He seems like he's in it to win it.
What do you say?
I think she left.
Tom Brady's wife left Tom Brady?
Yeah.
For a yoga instructor, I believe.
Leave Tom Brady?
I don't care if that guy's in the hot candle wax gimp suit sex.
I am letting him penetrate my shit.
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got...
Take missile in the cannon.
I don't know, what, left Tom Brady?
He doesn't have like the most passing yards, like, whatever, forever?
And forever?
Whatever?
Forever?
I think so.
I think so.
Ha!
Who's leaving Tom Brady?
What?
Pfft.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I would love Tom Brady forever if he gave me the chance.
I just need one.
I think you can make him happy, Taylor.
I can make him happy.
I work hard. I work hard to please him.
She had more money than Tom Brady wait, what?
I don't know if it's more money.
Was she like the lady Tom Brady?
She was like a huge model.
How many passing yards did she have?
What?
Holy shit.
Sounded like a lot for sure.
Yeah, she was definitely very successful.
Damn, that's kind of crazy.
kind of crazy you how much money does Tom Brady have like a billion dollars he's
gonna have like a deal yeah he's got to have some big he got he's got he's got
to be he's got to be macho macho tacho it's a month mm-hmm big macho tacho
He's got a half now 350 million dollars.
That's a ton of money.
You can pay an individual hooker, different hookers, one day out of the year each with
that much money to be your wife.
You can have a fun time every night, new personality, new everything.
And she left Tom Brady for a yoga instructor?
Maybe why that's why they're no longer together.
Maybe that's what Tom Brady was doing. Oh, yeah, that is true. That could be I could be
Yeah, maybe maybe
Or maybe you was maybe you saw the clip of Tom Brady in his son. I was I'd leave
Not freak me out
Another sip of the silly
I
Right
What we doing here again, I kind of forget I don't know I think the game fall bad for us
We do we do the lock gate thing we probably stand right here for a second and then
Just jump
Did I jump wrong no no
No, no, no.
Are you trying to send me to my death?
No, no.
We pop a fresh six milli and then we go down to the bonk app.
What are you guys saying?
I'm done man, although I don't think it's open.
What?
Should we go open it then?
Yeah, no one has done any of them.
Oh.
One, two, three, four.
You don't be done anything.
Should we go do ourselves?
Raider, down there.
Oh, you got pushed this game.
I missed so much out.
And ride!
Follow me, clean.
F*** off!
Oh, shit.
Well, we're alive!
Okay?
Never been better.
No, let's get out there and chill with the bosses.
Are you used to the regular pen?
Oh my God, come here, peanut.
That was a harm for a good one.
You ain't gotta like that no more.
Goofah, how do you like that?
You think Goofah haven't liked that again?
Hopefully mouse
One step at a time
We'll figure it out we don't figure it out I
Saw a guy in this in this door. I see right here two seconds. I
Concur I concur
I'm going. They're fighting out in the field.
They roll that skin on me.
At the edge of that truck.
I did it!
Go, go, go!
They tried to skin down with all the goob.
That's our goob.
How many shots on my side?
Just a few shots here?
The maximum 50?
Shot left or where?
Yeah, from that truck.
Headshot one, headshot one!
I can't help you guys. I really got myself into a sticky situation really
this is a situation
what you all would write what we're right I'm back it up I'm back it up which
the other truck out there other the boss
yeah swing on your right peanut as you I see him and once take this whole again
and perhaps that got him one more need my city my poop in my city my poop
in my shit that guy twice out there
There's two, there's two!
There's one, there's one.
Geez Louise!
These guys can't even play ball!
Say nice.
You realize?
I should be behind this.
I'm gonna push up.
Watch.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I think they're inside the next building up in front of us the doors
I
Sure someone re-shelled with that us maybe
I'm coming I'm coming
Did you win not in here yeah, you like insta gave up
I knocked to one of the bombs
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, May!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
It worked!
Because I've got two Tempest 4s that I found somewhere else.
Not on this guy.
This guy was poor.
No need to take him.
So we're going to find this boy that I think we heard get knocked.
Little trick of the train.
They don't pick up the trade
Well, I'm rich
She said you got those looting augments. I've got one looting on it. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's worth the swap
You were with a little swap a little that first body I said to support one by the boss and one in that
building
I think one got knocked over here somewhere
Take that click out
Gotcha!
He ain't had enough, have you?
Cutting a good plan!
So we were going to shot two people shooting at us over here, right?
Where'd they go?
Well, that's the one. I think his boy got knocked over here.
We got the Hoosie-Doozie by the boss,
and then the one in the building,
and then the no one else is dead.
There's other guys missing.
Mm-hmm.
Where ever did they go?
Keep your eyes peeled.
Two to three more bodies?
Thanks.
Sixteen.
Got him!
I mean there are people dying at the Easter you're gonna take a little peek.
Mm-hmm.
Be cool.
Up to you.
Mm-hmm.
I take your winnings.
Yo, what's your clue you said?
What's your clue you said?
Mm-hmm.
Back to Spain.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What we mean?
Where?
Jesus.
Come on in.
The water's fine.
Perfect.
Now back to Spain.
is fine. Now back to spade. Excelling raid, gentlemen. Excelling raid.
That calls for a drink. Cheers, boys! Cheers, boys! Wow, Jack, let me tell you the way
you chased that guy down like a hound was commendable. Was commendable. That was
That was incredulous. That was incredulous.
Hodge, let me tell you. The way you moved that fat, large body with such swiftness and
nobility was absolutely exquisite. I will have you highly commended when we get back
to the station for such endeavors.
Thanks, no problem, any time, any time, let me sell my goo, one moment.
Should I just sell my chip as four, yeah probably, right, no, 100%, well for
Both of my toy 28,000
You gotta repair them repair them and then sell them you get more money. Oh
Okay, got you well that is really making sense. Would you just sell the repair supplies?
No, so the overall value of the gun itself with a repair sells for more than just the supplies
It's just how it works. Okay, gotcha. Gotcha. If you have a hundred
Vinnie's and they're all broken you will get less for selling all those Vinnie's
Then ripping apart half of them and making sure that all the other 50 are fully repaired. Well, you're right
I got double the Hoosie-Doozie. It was not in the in the thing
There you go
You did we go perfect
Yeah, you don't want to sell broken stuff if you can repair it and then sell it's always no
We think you think you you for that wisdom and guidance
You know, I'm I'm at 116,000 space dollars. We're out of the my under 100,000 club
Say anything's come across your desk and let's just keep stacking that a maximum group rain just came across my dad
Let me tell you what you're gonna need. Oh my god
I'm just actually one more one more regular aid. No, no bosses are not dead
Here we go, here we go, perfect, okay now, now we ride.
I think you have too many bobcats.
Hey, I think you've got too many chromosomes.
I'm not selling my bobcat, Steven!
The fact that you wouldn't even suggest that!
Shut up!
Now, let's ride.
Let's ride!
Perfect way, I've got the perfect way to head a match.
Oh
Mr. Goods, you know, I'm gonna sell a shot killed one thing the boys good man good man
And we got five of my good man good. Oh, man
Now let's ride
I'm going to go get some water.
Watch your backs, Raiders. The matriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near, and always keep a close eye on her children.
here's the plan boys listen closely do you think okay oh yeah he's man oh yeah he's
man oh yeah you see are you think that's saying okay oh yeah he's man we go to go
are you think are you think we're going to go to our then do you think you think
Yes, we go to Duke out there and
we kill a guy
or take his equipment.
Then he used it to kill the major.
Okay, what do you think boys?
So Hutch did say, let's not win one rain and then and then liquidate.
We're not like we did we're not like we did it we're killing a guy for their equipment men to kill the major I
Don't you ride listen? I listen to hunches grievances
Yeah, I listen to hunches grievances I listen to hunches grievances
That's the great idea.
I back it 100%, nothing can go wrong, and I think it's fantastic.
Exactly, exactly.
We didn't liquidate anything to take the Mechon.
Hutch is right.
Many people think Hutch can only be used as play-doh to stop a pool drain, but he
also has some really great ideas.
I
Should be kill a team and use their equipment to take the meat such as a cut shed
People say boiled peanuts are a lot better, but a bird peanuts up or I guess I
I've actually had burnt peanuts they sell them at Bucky's
I've never been to a buckwheat.
I've heard great things.
You've ever been to a buckwheat?
They don't have buckwheat in my any.
Where the hell do you go for snacks, drinks, and beaver attire?
Wow.
Oh, no beaver attire.
Beaver attire.
Is that what you sell?
Beaver attire and drink it.
And don't forget.
You buy beaver plussees and beaver search and beaver pajamas?
Mmm-hmm.
It's the best place in the whole city.
It really is amazing.
It is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's so good.
The food's great.
The people are great.
It's so good.
It's just amazing.
It's the best.
It is the best.
Am I right boys?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Best place in America.
It's fantastic.
Mm-hmm. It's fantastic
We're four minutes late
Take that click out
Hmm
Hmm
What's that over there?
I'm not seeing nobody
Yeah, they don't come will make him come. I'm gonna come. Do not come. Do not come.
Gonna do it. Ah.
But realistically if one of your viewers asked you for a JLI what would genuinely be your
price? Oh my god. Wait what is that?
Don't fall.
Destructions like we you say
Hell is that guy doing he stupid he dumb
Here's me to 14-year-old boy!
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh fuck!
Dude!
Oh wait, what?
Hold on, wait, hold on, wait, wait.
Is he Murray?
No, no he didn't.
No, he didn't.
Not something that warranted the response, quote-unquote, good.
I will tell you that.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh man, I thought he said Burger-In.
Nope, he said this guy's here to meet a 14-year-old boy.
Oh, shit.
Well, I killed him.
Look at that.
And then Hutch broadly said, god.
Oh, shit.
This is stupid.
No, there is 3 million pages.
I want to do a double check.
Oh, my god.
Oh, god.
Who's that's got a turro?
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Everyone spamming Jack.
I
Close
He was right there. I'm on it. Don't you worry. Don't I'm on the case
Right
How's he nobody you know I swear I swear I swear I saw
I
Stay down there. Oh, they do
Bar no be gang
Actually that reminds me I saw a tick tock today. Oh god
You know how everybody's doing like oh one of your favorite celebrities on f-steens list
I highly doubt X is on you know this X X is on x-t's list and then someone photoshopped me into f-steens
It's a plane, I saw that.
I saw that.
You guys see that?
You guys see that?
Oh, they're trying to get good.
I saw that today.
Where'd they go?
Where'd they go?
Are you sure you saw someone?
I swear it. I swear it. I swear it.
Shut up.
I'm going to go with that other guy.
I'm going to go with us just in case.
It'll be cute.
It'll be the group.
We all got it.
It'll be the goop.
Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Anything for me?
Oh yeah, of course! Of course! Of course!
I wouldn't be a real goop if I didn't share with my other goopers, of course
You can have the pocket lane and the two pennies in his pocket
Don't spin it all one place. Oh my god. It's a dog collar
Yeah, but this is not like any other dog collar this has got electric capabilities
Quick abuse your dog
There's no time! There's no time! You're losing time!
Chocolate! Time is running out!
Where's the other people at?
Where is all-
She doesn't get off for dying.
What? Dying? We do mind.
We're in the stinky poor rights.
Well, I found some good stuff. I found a Toro 2, Toro 1, and I'm going to get three.
Oh, it's a rocket here!
Follow me, clue.
Follow me, guys, quickly!
Make great haste.
Oh
The idea I could have swore I just saw someone's head traveling right to left of this rock. I think he saw birds too
Good times
Jack, watch out for those birds.
Yes, sir.
Hurt me, people, idiot.
Oh, oh yeah.
Someone died inside.
I don't see a flare.
Look out.
Follow me.
Oh, look.
Yeah, I think I can hear it.
The electrical substation.
Follow me, crew.
Five sick grenades for this.
We wish two weird species died.
Hear it.
Okay.
We need to leave that three purple augments. That's nice. That's good. Go
That was my god
Dr. You take point. I'll come in your rear. Okay, let's get back
You're trying to escape!
They escaped!
All they left.
Damn it.
Maybe they fooled someone.
Could have fooled me.
They're clever dogs.
Oh
Clammer dogs
Okay, yes, but you take this you take this
They go what the hell spend it wisely
I'm on a great day, buddy.
Be a dead body.
Be a dead body.
Please be a dead body.
Oh, no dead bodies.
Yup.
Oh, there you go.
What?
Oh.
Oh, good eye.
Here, if you know it.
You need money.
Oh.
Hold it, chief.
Hmm
Thanks boys appreciate it
Motherfucker
We're two for two that's the first two raids in a role we survived all night and it's only gonna continue
No doubt whatsoever. I guarantee it
what?
Am I right boys?
What what I think I might jump off there
What oh?
You're not you said till 2 a.m. I never said that we have a long night tomorrow
We got a sponsor tomorrow
But you are not hopping off right now you are not hopping off right now you promise until at least one
I remember the conversation
You promised until at least one. I remember the conversation track. You were there
You were there drag tell them let them know
I said two and then you were like one
Right it was it while I convinced hot should not be a fat pussy a leap
You aren't leaving
You are...
...leaved.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I feel so untouched and I want to do something that I just can't resist you.
I feel so untouched right now.
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
You're not crazy for the moment I met you
I can't forget you
I can't forget you
La la la la la
I can't text you
For the love to say that I need you
I feel so much tough right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
You're not crazy for the moment I met you
That was your beautiful song.
I done never heard that one.
That was a good one.
I done never heard that one neither.
That was a beautiful song.
That was a good one.
I'm locked in.
Oh yeah.
Oh it's time to get to it.
It's time to get to business.
I don't know how we lose after so much.
Am I right boys?
So much.
We should have done we should do we should have done with spiggy head right now. That's the ultimate song
We still have
Do we're loading it right now? Okay. All right if we need it we have it
you get you a couple L's for that song really it did sound like something that
you might hear while shopping for sweaters at Macy's I won't lie yeah but
at the same time that's a classic well I've done never heard of it did you
like it that's all that matters it was pretty good it was pretty good yeah
But I just think spend your head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go
down, down.
You spend mine.
Poke your face.
Poke your face would be pretty good too.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That would be a good one.
Mm-hmm.
That would be a good one.
Please no time.
We'll do it another time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tomorrow.
RUUUUUUUG!
You
Let's do this thing.
My niece is about to go into a second open heart surgery this Friday at only four months
He was born a single, then two, then three, then
terricular, hard, keep being you, you are one in a million, you biggest doctor when
we deal with what's going on, but I love you too, Dusty!
And Godspeed Dusty, you and your family, I and my friends brother, you and your
I'm a fairy, I'm a prince, Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Now that's right.
God, I'm so locked in right now.
Let me tell you, let me tell you this.
It's a sneaky one, it's a sneaky one.
I have to admit that song was crap,
but I am so locked in right now.
But you didn't like it!
No, I was feeling nice, I was being nice,
I won't lie to you.
No, not really. I was being nice. I was being nice guys. Listen, I don't I don't want to sit on anybody that likes that song
That's fine
Whatever. Yeah, I mean you're some type of freak or something. It's like whatever you do you but that's not the song for me
I'm more of a you spin your head right round right round when you go down when you go down down
Wow
You say my hey right well right well when you go down when you go down
You speak my
Now that's just the voice of an angel
Dying seal if the angel was punished like that would still be an angel dumbass
Be a seal, Angel.
Oh, stupid.
He's too fucked.
Okay, so...
Hey, don't you- don't you talk, Angrammy.
Don't you talk fuckin' Angrammy.
Don't you get your teeth when you're talking to me?
Uh...
Ray, you're kinda...
What are these guys?
They're casting spells.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Where's all the people at? Everyone's bedtime.
They're in uh, zips, zips, zips, zips. Let's get them. Zips, zips.
Yeah
Up that sucker P I wanted take this bitch is
One's in
I'll go lose the guy at the bottom.
Little baby too.
I see, I think that one was on me right there.
I don't withdraw me.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was.
Definitely not the barrage of grenades that we threw behind you.
Oh my, there's a, oh!
Oh!
I hope I'm opening you didn't show up here for a second you love me to get out
of here.
I don't know anymore horrible, horrible name, horrible name, yeah, we might need to get
out of here.
You come up here boys.
It's nice to see you.
I cracked one.
I'm getting burned.
I'm getting burned.
I'm getting burned.
You guys got a drop
Is that got played over loudspeaker, what does he say it?
I
Sounded like he's talking over the loudspeaker to stadium
Yeah.
I'm gonna get him over here.
Sir, I saw the concession stand when we walked in.
No need to announce it.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Oh, you were right about the Microsoft sweet code.
You sure you saw it?
Hmm, I can hear it, yeah.
I see it, yeah.
Someone chase you, chase you!
There's one, got him!
Nice.
Three men?
I
The winners I think you guys got them all
Out of that live I hate shit
They didn't do never forget me fucking tip. Yeah, they were dumb and poor
Tango shooting to the Northeast we go take a little beat that
Follow me gang follow me
Let's go take a little pee.
Turn it front, turn it front, turn it front, turn it front.
Oh, gotcha. Come back, come back.
Come back, come back.
Hey!
Uh, stuck to my head.
I was spinning in the morning!
Out of control!
Somebody help me! She's spinning in my back!
No! He can't do that, dude.
He can't do that, dude.
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that, dude.
I don't know how to do that, dude.
I don't know where did you go down?
Where did you go down?
How down?
What's this thing shooting at?
It tingles over yonder.
They're on that tractor over there.
How are you doing?
Oh, shit.
Do I have some of those?
Where'd they go?
Around this?
They're lurking.
In the shadows.
There he is!
Where?
Yonder, yonder!
Clash.
Ted.
All he-
Nice!
Practice boy, last one's here.
God with you, miscreant.
God with you, miscreant!
Oh, they did goo!
They did goo!
Oh, they're dumb and poor! I repeat, dumb and poor!
Hmm, it's the hard truth.
I think he's right.
Get out of here!
Who take us down to the north of these areas quickly, quickly, because there's won't
To be gotten
All include a hard-knocked life
He said a real song I thought they just made that for that one movie for the trailer
It's a hard knock by for us
It is a real song because swore to save that trailer
Was that again?
JZ his face kind of looks like a balloon.
A lot of fat.
I'm dropping two on me.
Andy was the movie.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, never watch that.
Never watch that.
Follow me, crew.
I heard an explosion back where we came yeah back where we came from inside damn
Flare? I don't know where though. It's gotta be inside somewhere. I don't see a bunch in the sky.
I hear metal.
Oh, he's right over there!
Where?
Over yonder, over yonder!
little windows button on my keyboard and I saw that it was like Anne Frank's birthday or something though
you told me you were gonna watch it I don't know I was just I was just saying
don't worry guys we were here you're saved you're saved you're saved you're saved
You're saved! You're saved guys! You're saved!
Rejoice! Rejoice!
They little made a goo.
Wait, did they kill each other and then the drone took out the survivor?
Um, yeah I think so.
Oh goodness.
Yeah, goodness gracious.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, they're dumb and poor anyways.
That's unfortunate.
actually I should we go to a better map with more kidded gentlemen
agreed wait it wasn't Anne Frank's birthday whose birthday was it
somebody's birthday today well they all know they pop up in my windows thing
again whose birthday was it oh sorry Rosa Parks
See that see that see that Peter. Oh
It's isn't on the windows that we hit windows
So we were I saw some guys talking about and half the way that's in the chat. So I kind of got confused
Yeah, yeah, Rosa Rosa parks his birthday
A cheese to that, boys!
Cheese!
I'm telling you, if you press your Windows button,
and then you click on the search bar one time,
it'll tell you right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Nothing happened.
You press the Windows button,
and then I'm not doing it, just in case
I have some personal information there.
But Windows button, and then you click the search bar one time.
And then it should have her face on the top right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Nothing happened.
Really?
Hey, when I do it, right there, I press the word, I press it, and then it's right at the top right, she's wearing a red dress with red lipstick, Rosa Parks birthday.
Well, I also have an update in my window in like two years, because I'm scared.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, update your window is bad.
I don't know how you're able to do that.
The Russians are spying on us.
Well, I avoid that.
You want the Watts Cones?
Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
That has a bob kitten for.
You got a bob-
No.
Cat for?
I had a Ben for and a Stitcher for.
Ohhhh.
So you're a liar.
No.
I see how it is. I see how it is.
I already gave you one bone
you
you
you
you
you
We got a win-win goin' down, goin' down
We runnin' on the ground
She got me goin' on the money
I don't think of it when they were born to me
He's goin' with shotgun
I'm goin' on the money
She got me goin' on the money
I don't think of it when they were born to me
He's goin' with shotgun
He's making my money
I'm out of the crowd
Somebody help me
He gave me my big hoe
He gave me the hoe
And I can fight!
And I can fight!
And I can win!
And I can beat, beat, beat, beat, and fall down!
Wow!
I feel synergized.
I feel amazing!
I make it!
And I'm going to fall back!
But there's no end!
Bad things will affect you everything!
And you know that!
I'm gonna win you all down!
Win you all down!
Wow. Wow. I feel reinvigorized. Alright, let me tell you boys. Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I could conquer a nation.
I could write a book. I could run a marathon. I could sail to the United States and spread diseases to everyone that was there.
Now let's ride
I can't believe you missed that, Mr. Hodge. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. You too,
Jack your tomat imagine if Christopher Columbus was listening to that song when you sing one across it like we'd have to
United States
Who we think Canada?
Yeah, there's so who's somebody who cares?
Fuck
That's right!
Follow me, crew.
Now it's a night raid.
Spooky time.
It's scary outside!
Time!
That's actually just my voice.
I put it in Da Vinci Resolve and pitched it down.
We were wondering why that already dying at catwalk you know to space Jesus is we got to go in quick
Let's get out there stop
What would be cool
There's two space Jesus is I said
Shit!
They're in here boys.
You said that?
Yes.
He did, he did, he did.
Oh, okay.
Must have tuned them out, I don't really trust Hodgster counter to.
Now let's get him boys!
Fuck it!
I want it, I want it!
Fuck it!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
What now?
What the hell? I'm already dead?
Oh, Bob!
Fuck.
We're back!
I got you, I got you.
Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow.
Following, following, following, following, following.
Retreat! Fall back!
Not good
Nice
Oh my good heavens
Not, you boys are down there!
Aw, maybe cheatna, maybe cheatna, maybe cheatna, maybe cheatna, maybe cheatna, m-
Eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek!
Come, come, come!
SHUT UP! 3333 3333!
OH MY-
NO WAY!
One hutch, one hutch!
There's another team behind us!
Sir!
Whee?
Sir!
Good Sir!
I'm down to this raid!
I'm on whoever's team that wins!
I am a slut with no moral compass!
I want that to be known.
Go winning team!
Go winning team!
Oh, Vincent!
Yes! Yes!
Here's our Richard Pena, your favorite streamer!
Hello?
Yes! How are you all this fine day, good day?
Yeah, yeah, they're real good.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
We've got all headies in front of my face.
Yeah, they're raging. They're right. Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
Really
I've got you don't you worry
Come come come.
Oh!
Hey, no it's me, I'm the good guy.
Wait, guys, I was just going to revive my friend.
I'm the guy, I'm the good guy!
I'm the good guy!
His health?
I didn't even see his shield break.
It was just him dying.
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
I think that's a $40 spender right there, brother.
$40 spender.
$40 spender.
Let's let me time
Lose my mind we
Brother there's no
I'm out
All right. Well next that did work super good fries
All right, so who was it?
Excellent rain
The horror I
reporting
Which one wasn't who is the crazy guy was it?
I'm a pirate it was lazy lazy and beat through 600. Yeah
Even though I got knocked out by
I need to do no way. He just wants to track. Can you believe that? I
Don't know. I don't know
Honestly, I didn't want to say anything, but I'm fairly certain he left because he works up Satan
No, seriously, I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it. I did not want to be the first to say I was hoping somebody else is there
So that's what I think if that's a read that you've got I can't tell that. Yeah, exactly
Yeah, I see I have a sense for these things. I really do. I really do like a third eye
I'm gonna try. Would you like
to see my third eye? I can
send you some pictures. Yeah,
let me see. Okay. Sometimes it
will link it. Yeah. Oh my god.
Let me see that. My butt
cheeks. Yes. Yeah. It's a
little chocolate star. Let me
tell you, it'll make you think
it'll make you think it'll
make you think. Oh yeah. Oh
yeah. Oh yeah. Uh people are
telling me that we have too
few players now over and
over again. You getting that
Yeah, two few players. Yeah. Oh, if we don't know that there's a maximum of three players guys. We played this game a lot
We know
They don't know that that we know that this game you go up to three players. I
Fools of us something wrong. Yeah, you hi you on Zaza
They're on that communist green googly gas. I bet you anything
100% I can see them over there. Just wait and talk about socialized health care and starving all their people
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You can tell you can tell you can tell you can tell
Communists know it
Should we get oh, you know what there is a guy named T view that plays this game
He's a small and upcoming streamer he's new have you heard of him. I think I yeah, I've seen the six oaks
Yeah
Yeah, you could but maybe
Maybe I suppose I suppose I suppose so you know what
Let's help him out. Let's help mode. He's not too good at the game. He's gonna need some some warriors like us to support him
Yeah, he has. Yeah, he has us.
He'll be fine. Yeah, he'll be
fine. Come on.
Go on.
So light.
I farted like four times doing
this.
I still haven't opened this
No, I've been chugging bonkers from the bottom.
Mm-hm.
It's just got intended.
You do that, brother.
You do that, brothers.
Yeah.
Yeah, sir.
Yeah.
No, you're taxes.
Say I slur.
Say I slur.
No, no, no, no.
You see me for later.
Write it down.
We'll save it for store Saturday Saturday. My apologies. My apologies. I need to step out of line
My apologies. My apologies
You have to celebrate early
My clothes see now, let's ride
I was good to you what you can do well, I can even ask him he wants to play
Wait in here
That's it though.
You should have just played with peanuts.
I'm looking, wait, is he even on it?
I don't even see him on the invite thing.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, he's it, wait, three out of three.
Looks like he might be,
might be even.
Oh, I'm saying, oh, I'm saying, oh, I'm saying.
If you ask for a Twitter DM,
I don't think any of my DMs ever.
Bitcoin is below 70,000. Whoa. Whoa. That's pretty cool. I wish I could buy Bitcoin.
Let me go. One ad. You might be able to do it. No, I mean, no, I mean, as a streamer,
you know what they, you don't know what they do to streamers that buy Bitcoin.
I'll tell you if you're like if you're in any public figure position you should not be buying crypto
Because it because with banks what you've not heard of this
They've done it a couple times where they go
They can like so like if like see if someone comes to your house and holds a gun to your head
And they're like transfer all your money from your bank to my bank account, right?
Well, I'm in Florida so they die. Well, okay, let's just say they don't die and they do it
Okay, it's fine. The bank tomorrow will be like, oh that guy held you hostage
give you your money back.
But if they do that with crypto, no.
It's gone.
Yeah.
That's why I don't, that's why I don't, I would love to, it actually sounds really
fun.
But you can make it like very secure.
Yeah, but they have a gun to your head.
I mean, I honestly, honestly forgot about the gun boys.
Yeah, that's why I don't really do crypto because I'm a streamer, Jeff.
Let me check my Twitter to see if Tifu said he wanted to play.
Okay.
Okay.
He even texts me, am I supposed to text him?
I think you're supposed to hit him up, yeah.
Are you up?
Yeah, what are you wearing?
As we're not jamming, we just jammed like a hundred times.
Let me text him, let me text him.
Tifu.
I just pressed the wrong button and immediately flashed to an AI picture of me with a massive
ass.
I want to see that.
It was intriguing.
I need that.
Why am I doing this?
Am I getting one guide?
Wait, I just take some tea if you want to play.
I feel like we can just ask him.
I feel like your check is his check.
It says he's in a three out of three, but he might be just doing a full score.
You might just do your fill squad. I'm gonna take a stream. I'm taking a stream. We see
He might be when they hill and maybe taxing. Oh shit. He is okay. Well, we got one guy. All right, perfect
Perfect. He did say the DM him though. He did. No, I'm T. I think we got one guy. Oh
You got one guy
Oh
Yeah, I don't know I see me just do I see me just do a duo and we wait for that DM to come back out
Okay, I'm gonna do that. Let's do that
I'm gonna do oh, oh we saw time for this one. We saw time for this one
This is a Max cuprade Max cuprade and now that we don't have a hunch holding us back guaranteed when
100%
I saw that
I'm telling you I'm telling you I mean he can't be doing that you can't be getting that heart rate elevating
He's gonna he's gonna die. That's dangerous. I know yeah, I'm telling you I mean he gets out of the chair
And I'm I'm worried about his health. Let alone he rages at the game
You got to be careful
You can see the sweat beads dropping down from his forehead whenever he shoots the sky let alone getting mad at losing
That's a health. That's a real health concern. It's just pixels. You just pixels just pixels
Like the hint I pour in close you watches, you know about that. Yeah, you want to go to important step on to push
I heard it. I'm telling you when I was in a discord private chat with him, I heard it through his microphone on percent swear. I couldn't believe my eyes. And then I heard some squishing sounds like you were taking a handful of Play-Doh and squeezing as hard as you could.
as hard as you could. Yeah,
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
This is Apollo, gate still standing, Raider.
You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley.
Look for construction signs and codes.
My previous crew came under heavy fire before they could-
Get dry!
I just realized I guess you could invest in crypto even if you were like a public figure
if you did like um you know people pay like other guys to invest for them oh yeah maybe
that maybe that I don't know that I just I always thought that that's how that's why
nobody does it when they when they like when they've got like like well you can
you you can give me the money and I can invest for you oh yeah hey maybe I can
give you a whisp from my kitchen you can shove way up your ass when what if I
like it oh then I will spit on your back call you Sally and give it to me
Yes!
Yes!
WEEH!
FOR ME PIGS!
WEEH!
To the fucker!
Man, you made a pig cum.
Oh, yeah, I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Domestic pig.
Remember, domestic pigs come longer than wild pigs.
It's true.
It's true.
I can't believe that still.
Honestly, I've kind of tell us of the pig.
Oh, shit!
What the hell?!
What the fuck?!
I'll come back.
I can come back.
Let it!
Bring my hacks on.
Oh my god, they'll be here too.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
You can shoot, you can shoot.
I'm pushing down the Hoosie-doosie.
Yep, yep, I can as well.
Bless him.
He dies, he dies.
Fuck it!
What do we do?
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Charge!
Got the first.
Oh my god
Good work nice
Maybe just out there's just out mm-hmm today. No, you don't he's not he's not he's not he's not he's here
You know there's a side person somebody
You're right there right there
One one, one three one, John!
John!
Just go down the back as well.
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Go, go, go, go.
Flash him, flash him, flash him.
Good work, good work.
Where's the amiga lad?
He should be here, no?
Take that, Hooligan!
Take that, Hooligan!
God, yeah.
I don't know where's the amiga lad.
I don't know where's Amigo is.
What's he doing here?
Is it the robot veg?
Is it the robot veg?
Is it the robot veg?
Gotcha!
Little bit of goo.
Little bit of goop. Oh, he was done boy. No, what the what the hell is a maniac on me?
Yeah, him. Yeah, that was a lot of stuff.
The hell was that?
What was that?
Jesus Christ.
I got you.
Come, come, come.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
To the bunker.
Billy T. Fugh is coming as well.
Yes.
Look at the jar ready.
Oh fuck.
You're selling that on the black market.
I
This click is in here, I think I think I think back blue black long all
Gotcha. Oh, dude. Jesus. They click a turn on a couch
John, let me say he's dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
I think he was four.
Three, three, eight, there's me go, there's me go.
Stop!
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
He's got him!
Yes!
I'm not gonna stop, but still I need to go down.
I push up, push me.
Yeah, I'm gonna move on the finish.
Yeah, I'm gonna sit down, I need to have a little
spare time, I'm gonna stay.
Stay!
Too easy!
Too easy!
Here's the bong nigger in Chalera.
Actually.
You're not going to believe.
Simply too easy.
Simply too easy.
I'll play.
Oh, my God.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, I lost it for us.
You just shot me through a wall.
If you kill me God will hate you forever and you'll go to hell. Well, that's the decision. He made himself
They see it
I
Got it always be lies after I'm dead. I'd be great if they could see that
You know the odds of free meeting you?
One and two?
One and two, but it happened right here.
Actually, if you think about it, the odds for us to meet anyone is one out of one.
That was a sound for all my problems.
Can I get a little bit of this blue and take it back to you?
He's really, really poor.
He's like, you know what?
Take this and I'll fuck you.
really? Wait, I don't remember dragging the squad or anything. Yeah, no, I'm gonna sub. He's playing with subs tonight. I'm just one of his subs. Can I take his room and take it back?
There's like two things I gotta address right there. Firstly, they're gonna kill him. Secondly, what if he comes out?
I think you did I think you did call your bitch. I wouldn't take that personally I would not take that
Seriously, I wouldn't take that personally. I would not take that
We see he said he could hear you so no funny business
Okay, gotcha okay okay gotcha
I'm sorry, T-Fu. It's a long time to join.
I got the boost! I got the boost! I got the boost!
I honestly was hoping you'd fail. I kinda like those guys.
Oh, shit.
One for you two. I'll show you guys how to come in a bitch again, you stupid bitch.
I honestly kinda like those guys. I was hoping you'd fail.
No, I... I did it.
I did it.
Well, well, well, look at the cat...
Ragged in the outside to the inside TV. I'm having a little bit of trouble my honk. I had to call an agent
Fuck me. Did I just woke up like two hours ago? Must the fit was so beaten good morning
No, you didn't you and send me a picture of your feet. No, you wouldn't do it right now this morning
You want to see my feet brother why?
A picture of feet I'd be so best don't do it you made me so mad you'd make me so mad I'd be so pissed
Don't do not I'm all feet bro. I got like flippers stuff. You got like that the Yeti feed
Yeah, yeah, like the Yeti heat
It's like a good balance though, you know
Good balance good balance
Well me and Drac a hammered on this Wednesday welcome in good
Yeah, I think that I read it.
You know, I was like, is this drag?
I saw some guy wearing your fucking, like, same skin.
My skin?
Yeah.
It was not me.
Is this fucking drag that just lasered me?
Wait, did we kill you in the game?
No, no.
Oh.
We've been, honestly, I think we've died only once, haven't we?
Yeah.
Yeah, and it was it was one cheater and then we won every raid. We've been doing pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Let's go
Honestly, that's what we're doing. It's going on right now
It may appear that I'm dead or we're really doing it because we kept winning so much
We got tired of it
So we agreed that two of us would go in and one of us would kill ourselves and watch the other one one me
No
Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. I bet
You seem to be fighting crayon eaters.
I think you'll be fine.
You're kicking him a third time?
Yeah, we've got T-Boo.
It's my aim is to stall him.
You playing on a controller?
Yeah.
You didn't know that?
You didn't know that?
What a pussy am I right T-Boo?
Yes
I guess the minority once again
No, I'm saying that because you're on controller. That's right on controller
I'm using the fucking like I'm typing the fucking play games and shit
I mean, the MNK is the Microsoft Excel controllers are gaming.
No, no, the controller is for the single dad that got off at 5 p.m. went through two hours of
rush hour traffic and then hopped on the game for about an hour.
That's two controllers for keyboard and mouse for the bitchless, the jobless and the friendless.
Just ask Tfue, you see him quick 90s back in Fortnite unlike any other.
He invented the 90. He invented the 90.
original 90 Cracker original 90 Cracker
the original 90 Cracker
Where are you at? I'm looking for you on the Hoosie. There you are. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, thank you boys. Thank you.
Exactly. Block my screen. I won't lie to you, boys.
I would have stream cybers made more enjoyable.
Absolutely horrible. But I'm not going to lie to you.
It doesn't really feel like it doesn't feel like, oh my goodness, what a great raid.
And then the stream cybers killed us. Everyone's just stream sniping.
So it kind of just feels like a normal raid again.
Just different. Jamon.
time to
Now I'm back to what I say by the way
I actually enjoy controller when I'm sitting there relaxing like I'm playing fallout 3 in my off time when I'm not streaming
I use control. Yeah, I find it really relaxing. I find it relaxing. It's way more fun than keyboard and mouse
When I'm sweating my dick off, I'm using mouse and keyboard. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I like the way you ordered it bro muscle keepers for the jobless
Cheers controllers are for the dads exactly exactly and that's our name song
Fellas just enjoying their lives. It's kind of you kind of nailed it low-key
And then there's drac
And then there's drac the sweaty fucking dad
You have a sweaty dad think I'm a dad you won't fill a jar full of sweat
Mail it to me you want to do it, dude, but I would happen back in Venezuela. You never know
Well, you didn't know there. No, that's why I came to Miami. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. I was wondering I was wondering
Oh, that makes sense
Little baby goop little baby goop I
I
Sheard Venezuela's a nice place is that true? It's very nice, but it was ruined by corruption
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that could happen to us
You guys kidnapped the root of the problem. So it's like we're hopeful. We're all hopeful. Yeah, we yeah, we yeah
Couldn't happen to us over here
All right, I mean do a couple of our
Florida and Texas baby a couple of the politicians like
Okay, I thought I could be face-to-joke. It's it again. Never mind. All right
No
One moment. Yeah, I just walked to find mine. He's always trying to get canceled
Now what does your group of like me gotta do for a little blue shield
Yeah, dude, I'm just like the only thing I'm down bad. I'm going to bring you in it
I would love that 12 12 arcs. They're gonna
I can't have you run around without a fucking blue shield
You're a good man. You're a good man
You treat me nicely, you know how to please me
It take you out to the finest dinner in New York City and get the best bottle of wine
I bought for Macy for you. I was on sale and then I'm gonna go back to my home town. I'm gonna have some ice
Also, actually I can get that. I have 166,000 space hours by the way.
Holy shit, you're rich.
I don't need you patronizing me.
I'm aware of Goof is in the mud
Yeah, but you probably got fucking 400 bobcats. I do I am 55
We have good to go. I'm good to go. You guys ready?
Yep, okay. I got you a blue shell. Let's go. Thank you. I'm gonna perfect group raid fries perfect group raid
Any chance I can lick the salt from your shell strip your dutch and turn you into peanut butter
I'm gonna stop reading that it didn't get any better as I kept reading
I was hoping it would get better as I continued to read, but then it didn't.
Heard you in game earlier and I ran like a baby back bitch, although I would have
gladly died to you alone repeatedly.
My man, my man, my man, my man.
Oh, Mr. Matty, my boy, good man, good man!
Now, let's ride!
I
You boys ready for a great raid
Absolutely. Yeah, take your shield before you get fucking laser. Good thinking.
You know you told me to kill them and then you said you fell back. I did. Well I was
hoping you'd fail and die. I'm on control. That is true. You are pretty spicy with
your shots. I'll give you that. That's a beemer, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can't use the
He's like Nick Merck's though with more movement.
Yeah, not four foot six.
He's younger.
I'm glad we all joined together on that one.
The power range is insulting Nick personally while he's not here in behind his back.
Score!
I can't feel his height.
I'm shorter.
Let's ride.
Follow me, crew.
Let's ride!
Move your stipends up!
Take that!
Gotcha!
Oh, it's dead and bring fuckin' 40 Jolmise though.
Get outta here!
Get out of here get out
Follow me bag you play dump the force already do that tomorrow tomorrow. We're doing with officer and hot
I
Right oh, I wasn't looking I'm on fire who she boozies
We're all the people
I don't know what you with you fuckers in these walls. I mean this time. It's just bullcrap
Oh, I think I started a wall fucking pandemic, bro
It's ridiculous a hot shit and Dracula putting up walls all over Timbuk-Toolie. I can go nowhere
It's the fortnight in me. I just want to correct 90s. Yeah, I'm a group of one the great 90s
Then you blind then you blind oh
oh my god me on me on me I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming yeah yeah
one strike broken broken one dead we're dead
one's like here I think that was hurt that was her knees down below the
We go under Easter city
Easter city
Yeah
It's not the last oh god. Yeah, yeah
It go go go
Who you gonna think?
There he is
Oh, I rolled directly into his sides.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck me, fuck you!
You wanna get tested with me, huh?
You wanna get tested with me?
You wanna get spiced with me, huh?
Oh, shit.
It's sniping me from the west.
Take that, who will again?
And a little bit of that, who will again?
That's a little bit of that as well, who will again?
Oh shit, I'm coming here.
Oh, it's a fucking full team.
We win?
Behind me, behind me, behind me, I see him, I see him.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
We got you, I see him.
We got to get out of here now.
Yeah, we got to go, we got to go.
We got to go southeast, I think.
Oh, there's a team there.
Oh my god, I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
I'm dead.
to him. There's people everywhere. Run! I'm dead. I got you, I got you. I don't have
a deep end, I don't have a deep end. I got you, I got you, I got you, we'll let you down,
I got you, I got you. Fucking hell, we should never let. I got him. Got him! One more,
one more down below. There's so many people. No! You are, you are, you are
No, Jack.
I didn't know.
Oh!
You think you're the goodcher?
I think you just died to that, Kleika?
Yep.
I did!
Die!
Oh my God.
Call me, just call me, call me.
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
No!
You think you're the goodcher?
Oh my god.
We're back!
Got any right in the there?
Riku, where'd he go?
Got on me?
He watched right here?
How's your RGM?
Riku, where'd he go?
Oh my god, it's a whole new team. I don't have any demons. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. Oh, and God is smiting me.
Oh, well, get out of here.
Nice.
What the hell was that guy?
Okay, that guy's up to something.
That guy is up to something.
I've done a couple spells.
That's a wizard.
That's a warlock.
Fuck you warlock and that guy just game crashed
Did crash
Please tell me it's struck by lightning and he's triggered it
Fuck that guy
specifically
He's there son. Hey, let me go ahead and take a little peek at that profile
Is it exactly what I think? Oh, no
Oh, oh, he was just a really good player.
Hmm.
No wizard, no wizard, no wizard, good player, good player,
no wizard.
He was French though, I'm reporting into that.
Excellently, gentlemen, excellent raid.
I got a peeve, good call, thanks, thanks, thank you.
guarantee you that guy smoking in his house as we speak walls black as night
a little bit of goo interesting raid interest yes I like the organic part
remember when everything was quiet and then 50 man fucked us in the middle of
nowhere that was my favorite part what about you guys I like that part join me
the command station. Join me in the command station, gentlemen.
Yeah, I just think, uh, you know, we should have just stayed
it just been patient there and just stayed inside, I guess.
Yeah, patience is a virtue, actually.
Yeah.
Exactly. That's honestly, I think we should have stayed
inside with the walls and the, in the, in the traps.
it's a trick question. It's
actually it's. It's it. It's on
Windows Windows. Is this a trick
question? Where's what? It
dollars me for saying it right
now. I mean, it's a good
They don't even say it right now. I mean, where would the drink be in that question sir?
Gotcha
Brank yeah, you were right
Rosa's box birthday. Gotcha. I
Was saying if you weren't drinking that'd be a pretty good thing to cheers for
Jicks you drinking
Dude, I just woke up.
You little moso?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're a little morning cap.
A little fucking, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
You're pain?
I don't know.
God, I'm God.
All I got is a Mycola Ultra Golds.
We can cheers with that.
Cheers, boys!
That's the thing.
Cheers!
Mm-hmm.
Perfect.
What are you drinking?
A Voodoo Ranger?
Mm-hmm.
You're warm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. You're warm. Yeah
It's right this
Holy that's how you know, I'm dedicated to the game pal. I mean they start to taste cold after like three or four
Hey, dude, that's a good point
the first you know oh and they'll go down like a bit of tree bark liquidized
whoa that's worth one let me tell you'll be punch you over it's like
drinking it's like drinking liquidized pennies mm-hmm a nectar of the God's
like spare change in the barrel just wash them I've got a piece of that
Let's get in there.
Me too.
Let's ride!
you
You
Let's ride again!
Oh
Thanks chief. Oh, so you're bringing me one
Price new raid net positive TV you made you play it down to forces week or not
I
Don't think you like to oh
I'm always
No, I haven't played that shit ever really
I I saw a ton of the boys. I have a bunch of sponsorships. We've got the voice
I was wondering what were you talking about? Oh, they offered me, but I got something different. What'd you do?
I didn't take it
What did you do it they know I just said they were asking for like 90 hours 90 hours
Oh, yeah, I don't even know I don't even have a business email
So I don't even know what that is if you've been stream since the stone ages. We mean you don't have a business email. I
Just don't do brand deals. I just dream for fun
Oh my god, oh my god
Well all right, I'm bad night. Thank you good shit
Yeah, most of the sponsorships I take by like 80% of them are games I've already played and we're gonna play anyway
So it kind of works out pretty good. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah, very nice. Very nice
I miss all my sons don't worry this guy's still mad, you know
Over yonder as well over by the Hoosie doozy inside the wall of sea
Shot him once in the leg
Oh
That's two teams but one yeah, it is for sure
They're killing me, they're killing me!
Rock it!
I'm pushing them, I'm pushing them.
It's our lunch, we, I don't think he even has a shield.
Swing them.
You should rock.
I think I did.
I think I did.
I saw that, I saw that.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
It was that thing.
fuck it was that thing yeah I think we do here there he is I mean oh dingle
there's one one guy one down below and then a couple of time oh my god I have
30,000 fuck boats coursing through my veins
Oh, that's the rockets here, are they Jai?
Yup!
Stay alive!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Stay... featured, lid!
Don't bump me, don't bump me!
I'm good?
Okay, see you!
I'm gonna go on top!
How do we kill him?
Have two thirds to crack!
Whatever species he is!
Hey, how you doing?
Hey!
You're taking a little bit of his fuel to your mind.
I
Yeah, you're good. Hey, you're taking a little bit of school. It's your mind
You should think you should live in this room as well. You don't mind. Oh my god
bottom, he's right. I'm done. He's right. I'm done it
Now is he doing down there?
Beauty bombs all that all that
he's a quick little bugger
oh what did I mean to do that
wait there's another one on me on me on me
got him!
I got him!
oh shit
I got you I got you I got you I got you
one one dead
Thank you. Good share. Of course.
We're back.
You're not going anywhere bastard.
Little baby.
Little baby.
Oh my god. God's mad at us. Where you go? Someone in the force. Oh my god. Can they
shoot someone other than me? Oh my god. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I can
I can't I can't I can't
Little bitty healings
Fine moment now now it's time to go
Here we go
Okay, not too shabby not too shabby
Not much but it's on its work
I've raised up at 40,000 spissing dollars we need to maximize that they're not nice you jackass
It's a nice a 40 that's what I brought in
That's less than I brought in
I need ammo
What do I mean medium
See
I brought in a fuck done
What you do down?
What they come up to you yeah, I think I'm up because I walk maybe I
Got tempest
You see that truck you see that now you see my problem with walls
Come on gang we're going to go to tower
I
Choose your break not gonna happen pal you be fine
Oh
Okay, I'm on fire that's okay, but me a bump in the road to success
I follow you the team leader the IGL the bone collector. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
I got that from a pellet gun that was in my closet
Yeah, it was a pellet gun in my closet that had the word bone collector written on it
So how do you use that joke about?
I say you like 30 30 years well I say you I'm dirty maybe in Peter years I'm
thousands of years old yeah thousands of years of mm-hmm I've actually guided
humanity with a shadow hand through all of its trials and tribulations.
Chef for 9 11.
And anything else, badge, only the good stuff.
Like cruises.
I was the first one to come up with that idea.
You like cruises because I like I like cruises.
Every cruise has a self service frosty machine.
The the soft serve machine.
There's nobody even there guarding it.
You get as much as you want.
Nobody stops you!
I'm serious, I'm serious!
You see that, you do?
You see that, right?
There's literally no one to stop you, you can get ten of them!
At once! No one's here to stop you!
I did do the Titanic, I thought that was a little joke.
I was the iceberg.
Yeah, I said, good job!
I can play him.
Yeah, good thing, uh, take that.
Many, many innocent people that died.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Let's proceed.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Cousins are twenty-four-seven.
Pizza!
Oh, my God, that's funny.
I'm living the pizza.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
You gotta get the drink last time, bro. Mm-hmm. I got a pretty expensive though. Sometimes no, it's like
$400 yeah, oh
30 packs of the bush light I get with that I
Can shut it down on the minutes a kilo rentable. Well, that is true. That is true
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That is true
Yeah
You some cruises even have casinos in them so after you get done eating unlimited soft-servant pizza and tequila and Red Bulls you can go gamble
Yeah, I don't have a good record on that
Me neither
Now the casino trip go
It's not about winning it's about having a good time. You didn't hear about my casino trip
I told you when Hutch was there. I was I was taking a piss something about you you call your winnings somewhere
Yes, I went to the casino and then I I took out some money
And then I lost most of it on blackjack and then I want it all back and crabs
And then we were walking to the cashier to cash out. I put all of the dollars on black people here
That was the end of the story
Double-dig money nice. I don't stuff like that
Yeah
wait what's going on where's he come come come is somebody here to kill the
people over here where let's get them
I
Inside here oh my shields broken. I have an extra one. I have an extra one. Yeah, it's green though. It's green. That's okay
That's okay. I'm pointy ways
Kind of like my bread butter
Thank you deter
wait I had next to see how that was good okay that's good
see boopsies you see him to you know they were in here
oh where did they go
Ah, Dolly.
Ah, Dolly.
Hello?
Mr. Spider-Fuck-Off? Oh, my God.
He's stuck, he's stuck.
That was clean. Okay.
I'll do it.
Alright. Things aren't going good for me up here on the surface.
This is the spiders being quite rambunctious tonight.
Can you show them who's boss?
Yeah, I just gotta shut my lightning.
Ah, let's get out of it, let's get out of it.
Fuck these guys, we'll do- we'll get the next raid.
Okay.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my goodness.
I can't move!
Well, go back, go back!
I don't have a decent you got one boy
I got one I got one
Oh no that's one of the
He's fucking the tree!
Holy shit this thing's fucked!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get out of here!
Gotcha!
And these were all live.
Okay, close one.
Take a seat, I know.
You know, I see that Mr. Spider here, he was a peanut racer.
He's still, he's back!
Got him!
Oh my god. God hates Mrs. Spiderman.
Little baby doob. Little baby doob.
Here we go. Two.
I'm not too shadow you back to spade Oh my god, there's a team I came there
well wait wait what was your first ready to get out of God it was like the
oh it was the one where everybody died in the forest
Mm-hmm. Yeah, boo cocky. Yeah
That's that was us we got your friends term. Oh, maybe we sure that which I turn off the tech really get things going
Perchance perchance
No, I'm gonna turn off the tech for one rain. We really get the juices flowing. Oh
Yeah
Sell these bad boys
Here we go
Tell this gentleman like you do
Repair this then that away
A couple of these a couple of those
A couple of these then we ride
I'm getting word that you found a bobcat that last raid is that true I
Felt like six bobcats that's right
yep, oh
You did it. Oh you did it. I would have seen
Oh
Okay, boys, it's in there. Let me let me just map which that we can go over yonder
Who we allow that perfectly we've got a total four and nothing else
I've got the master plan
No shit, I can't repair my total four. Oh my god
There we go
it would be to that repair this bad boy that's like God dear little bit of this
perfect and then we'll put that right down there now we ride
I
Me jam like 10 times and I'm not doing
Who makes a comment what things one good man good a man
And mr. Bunch world of a bunch of one good man good. Oh man
I love cracking a record and watching the seeds you consider doing a beer review video. I only drink one beer
Yeah, per maybe, per chance, I could do a beer review video, it's on serendipitence.
Let's ride!
I was just I was going to do an intro.
Okay, okay.
Mm-hmm.
I brought us a nighttime Stellamontus.
Drac himself got a 501,000 space dollar rate two weeks ago from here.
Mm-hmm.
You tell him about it, Drac, tell him about it.
501k and it was not me.
But I'll take the credit.
Oh.
It was, yeah, it was you.
It was me, it was me.
Oh.
Now I'm gonna-
Oh fuck.
Don't go that way.
Oh my god.
I can do it with Drac.
Run, Drac, run.
run oh my god oh my god i'm gonna get touched
oh it's squidward
oh team oh team oh team no one got one
no
do we win it's squidward oh shit
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh!
I got a better idea!
I died to the fuckin' Squidward.
Thank you, good shit.
Oh, this dick is blocking the door so we can't close it from the Squidward. No way.
No way, he just did that.
New sheet editor!
Put an asshole!
Holy shit.
That is.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get.
I'm alive!
Very good.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Hrrrrgh!
Hrrgh!
Oh fuck!
You're devious, bad guy.
You look, we're getting 40, a fucking 30!
Little bitty goop.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh!
You're not too shabby, not too shabby at all!
I got a little bitty goop with my ear-boys.
Yeah.
what did the people do nothing
oh because if you need to trail blazer blueprint I got one too for some reason
there's like six dead guys here you did
little bit more goob little bit more goob
you have them are fucking looted and tooted
yeah looted and tooted
Excellently plugged.
I didn't find nothing.
Now let's proceed.
All right.
That's all right.
I have a shotgun.
Wait, something's up in the door?
That would be activating the bridge.
Oh, just in case.
Because we don't need light and we'll use the shotgun
Excuse me, mr. Rayling. I mean
Mr. Peanut
Oh
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Everything was falling apart difference I don't know my apologies
Apologies
Oh
The fuck is that guy
There's a guy in here. Oh
No way he's finishing me. Holy shit
Fuck yeah, yeah, and I got shot on the back
To me oh my god. Oh
My god
I
My god, we're bad. He's on the boat was healing
I'm dead
I'm gonna feel too good to do more pop
Give me a second
I just I get one for my sorrow. I'm not man. He was breaking the part around me. I couldn't even
You can't even poke it.
We pop a fresh, what the fuck?
Who the fuck gives me flash?
What the fuck is it?
You've been dying a lot, and I think jackass.
Let me know if you see anything else.
There's bodies everywhere.
This boys are dead is your last boys die
I died no it's true no it's true on my body is in that door on your right
It's too drac here it is
Oh my god, you were poor
No, I had a Toro for my grabbing it for me. It's okay. Oh, okay
Oh, no, I have it. I have it my last total four. Oh, yeah, I got it. I got it. Thank you pop
I don't know. I don't know.
Nice.
died fart assing around. You
the stream was breaking apart.
I believe you. Yeah.
Where are you always?
They were four. They were
four. Yeah. Get a total one.
You don't understand the trials and tribulations of warfare, like I've seen things.
I've seen things that make your toes curl, and I'm not talking about fuck sex.
I'm talking things beyond your confidence and horrors you wouldn't believe.
I've seen a man's hand ripped off before he can even break.
I've seen Keepers feet and I only jerked off to him four times.
You don't know what you're talking about!
Turn station, boy!
You don't know what you're talking about!
Oh my god, there's a switchboard.
It's good it means there's no one here.
I hate them.
I hate the way they talk.
I hate the way they walk.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Good.
Good.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I
That's gotta be racist
He doesn't racist
That's the privacy I
Don't know about you, but this is definitely the darkest night raid
Oh
Yeah, I did I had to turn my hats on double time I couldn't see dick shit man. I can't see shit
That's what I said. I know what was going on there. That was like super dark. It was the average everyday darkness
They updated this made it more dark
Excellent, gentlemen excellent rain
Now you think you could bring a goof with that Torah for
Well, that's pretty shitty attestants. I'm just gonna bring you a better one
Even better
Well, I tried my heart
Okay, we have y'all take another one if you don't mind that's sure
Thank you good sir a little bit of goo
It'll be the goo I'm about to drop under a hundred thousand space times boys not looking good for me
So we're good
Here we go perfect
That's okay future
Little bit of that
I've been making all my money on Stella, but not Knight rage, but it's been dark to in the regulars
No, I did not reach where all the goop resides
I
There's less players than I raised though
John is that true you make that up
I
Might be I don't know your perchance perchance
We'll see we'll take a little peep this next round. Tell you nighttime. So the mountains has been quite profitable for a group
The group has been able to get it out the trenches out the mud with Night Raid
Celamontus. It's that new tack. Yeah, we need one big juicer to
fucking wake me up. Wake me up inside. Wake me up.
Oh my God. I should have taken it.
There we go. Hell yeah.
Now let's ride.
This one's for real boys some people like to say that I'm waking up on a DJ and
schedule but really I'm just getting an early you know oh yeah really early to
bed early to rise early bird gets the worm you ever heard that yes sir mm-hmm
That's second mouse. It's the early bird gets the pain early bird gets the penis that is right. I have heard that
My uncle used to tell me that all the time. Oh
My god, oh my god, I'm not a fire
You double-smell my dick cheese now let's ride
I'll bring you when I'm sure.
If you say thank you sir.
I'm gonna be cool.
Have you learned how to be cool?
Mm-mm.
I wish I had a cool-
I'll tell you my uncle was the coolest.
We always played board games together.
And other games like Monopoly.
Whose hand is that?
Yachtsy.
Ken, your pinky fid.
Look at this.
With the screen to light.
The jump of the railing and mantle over it
Twister called the wall of the cock
Wall of got my god, I'm feeling horribly good
God
You smell my finger that's another great one
This people fighting under us are here yep
Just do a little mantle, mantle, mantle?
They're closed, they're closed.
Let's get them!
Mothernate them and then we push.
You dinga!
You blam!
Do you down, do you down?
I mean, that...
Hold on.
Take that, hooligan!
I just got stuck.
That hurt.
Little baby
Whoo, they're gonna jump up there in the job. Oh, they can jump like jump in
Oh, what we oh my god. He's right there. He says you can hit them
Take that fool again
Which is a me goes at
You see what happened to your arm right here pal just gonna happen
My boys gonna happen to do
They got they got a little good bottom. Oh shit
She's talking about these talking about he's talking crazy
I'm sorry my jaw take this bitch
I'm coming, don't you worry.
I'm coming, don't you worry.
Take that.
Jump shot 360.
Gotcha.
Oh, he's dumb and poor.
the
people are you doing so for all
the sexy black
the ground
you're just you said right here
and then this
here
what the fuck
right there you want to do that right there
nice
you almost got it you try again
where you do that I'm gonna loot this guy
this guy okay yeah it's like well Tifu almost got it you gotta perfect the technique
oh Tifu nice guys guys guys guys they're complicated now bro jump later than you think
I got a little bit goob. I got one spring. Maybe you can trade that in for like a stick
this bar something. Okay. Mm-hmm. Think about that. Yeah, put
sense. You gotta look at the bright side of every situation.
That's true. Just to take this hit back up. I think there's
people up here though. Oh, it tickles.
You may increase the fire rate of the other leg in or
now. I think I right here. I think I did. Yeah.
This is kind of nice.
All in a gang.
I'm popping it open for real, Guba.
Hold.
Hold.
Go!
Take this!
Where'd he go?
He went up.
Let's get him.
He's pushing me.
I see him.
He's in his head.
Another guy pushing from my left.
He's right here.
I might have just seen a shadow.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Take that!
Cool again.
I have some number to find.
Don't you worry I've got plenty for you.
Two pounds. Take that.
Take that.
Oh my Jesus.
I got a chest.
Here it is.
Look at this.
You're in the TSA checkpoint.
We took our couple.
They took our couple?
Yeah.
No!
He's on the desk right here.
What the beam is?
We have to kill people in the TSA checkpoint.
Yeah.
Say checkpoint!
Let's get him.
You're taking the wall down, or you are, okay?
I'm there, there's a wall in the way!
Stand back!
I'll handle these Rufians!
Holy shit, there's a thousand of them!
Okay, things didn't go as well for me as I thought they would in my head.
Hey, can you go to jail?
Uh, maybe we just come back?
Hmm, I can go to jail?
Meridian?
Uh, yep, I can go, I can go to doctor.
I'm already in, I'm already in.
Oh, hey, it was.
No, no, it was one.
You keep your chair.
Oh, this guy was one.
Ah!
Nice, great name.
They're not pushing, they're not pushing.
They're all healing.
There's the other team behind him.
Right here, right here, right here.
My ping.
Reloading, we got a fucking tempest.
Just like, slow-mo.
Oh my god, the trouble is this fuck me.
I'm gonna smoke you.
I don't have any ephemes.
I do.
Yeah, you do drag.
Come on in.
The one is fine.
He's already pumping.
Take care, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Here's your way of pumping to get your magic finger.
Let's ride!
Very nice, very nice.
You were trying to get away.
Get back here, Scoundrel!
Take that, perhaps! Take that!
Oh my god, there's another handsome man.
I
Take that handsome man good work. I don't know guy. I'll finish him off
Miss more people in business. I think be careful. They could come through here
Okay, baby goo any show chargers boys. I'm so hmm. I got some art palisades
No, no, I got this money
You know baby goo with the B-Fibs score. Yep
I need no manages
We're doing pretty good guys.
No we're chillin.
I'm gonna sneak through the right side.
They're in there.
Yeah, they're to your left.
I heard him.
Shotgun ammo.
Oh, we've got the key we had fine
I'm done
Tramizer, Tramizer!
I want HB. This room is too dark for me.
Hey, it's bad, hooligan!
I can't see shit in there.
No, it's... bad.
I can't see nothing.
I think it's on my left over here, look there, it's your eyes peered.
Oh my God, it was an ambush, it was an ambush, I have been tricked, I have been duped, they
got me.
Oh no.
Perfect.
Too dark.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I don't know if those guys are lizards or something, but I can't see shit.
Shitting there!
I think two. One right here.
Yup.
Adam Cook!
Aaaaaaand, I'm cool!
Aaaaaand, I'm cool!
Doc, come on, I gotta pop shields.
Okay, I'll put a puzzle.
Well, listen to Combs, bro.
The darkest room ever.
Listen to Combs, bro.
I was facing a fucking laser in the army!
I don't think they've got a UAV on the end.
Tell me the exact position of him.
I can't see shit man.
So they can't go through there.
Fuck you.
Let him cook. Let him cook. This guy's fucking killed Pina and they're still scared to push.
Can push this. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I'm dead. I'm not, I'm not. There you go.
Oh, shit.
Maybe they make a plane now that there's one guy, one shot.
And plus these.
Yard, I'm a pirate.
Say it.
Yard!
I'm a pirate.
Yeah, I want to get his total.
Yard, matey!
You guys are camping in the darkness. I'm a pirate
Made him cool. Oh my god that in my hole
you got this you got this how girl how do I have a torrent in my hand there
she didn't tie right I'm fully out of flesh no I'm not I like if you can close
the door at the end and got my body I've got quite a few.
I'm a goat man.
What the hell was that?
These guys are the biggest pussies to ever fucking play the game.
They had both fucking one shot and they're still scared to push.
They had both fucking one shot and they're still scared to push.
And it's a 3v2.
And it's a 3v2.
And it's a team of me.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
They might come through the vet.
The vet right here?
Mm-hmm.
There was a gander!
to give a goat family mother fucker dude he's just holding the store
maybe we'll smoke it maybe and go for a sorrow once kind of push your job right
over here okay
I
Mean dead nice watch back
Yeah back
I just hold a team no, I can't say anything
He dares on the big screen
Oh, they're mine is one one. It's all three. It's all three. Nice. This guy was weak. It's gonna
That's good. That's good. That's good. That was yeah, that was a hit
Adam
Cook
My finger
Not a go any more not a go any more to get your pussy pounded
Good work out there, Tee-Foo.
Yeah, what the fuck are you crazy about?
Yeah, you're one of those freaks.
That was good stuff.
I told you boys.
Yeah, it's oral.
Get out of a sticky situation with these.
Yeah, just try and leave.
I don't think he was redirecting you to church.
Yeah.
We need that for the next fight.
Jesus, and Tony, yeah, they were playing like it was.
was I'd be they would do they would stop sitting in here jerking each other off in
a dark loop for half an hour guys they wouldn't move you can't make a goat
noises kill the guy in the van but we can just I was in the Middle East
think I'm gonna give you a solo he was a soul on the day worry to use on
the next round well I don't know it was a part of that team I wonder what goes
different team oh wait yeah no no it's definitely different team because I got a
knock you killed that guy and then I swung in there with me oh I'm in
combat this is not good yeah that great quite the shredders here bud yep oh my
track track track you're on fire yep I can see that okay this one makes you do
thanks job being the camera man got first time Chad is that just call me fat
all right pal that would be much better than that you I'm very good at this
game they got lucky
You're fat thank you
Yeah, me
You're gonna see both
Back up we go
That's my bad bro the fucking I wanted to blame that on you too
We're squitters on fire
Oh
You thought he's an hourglass thank you sir, thank you
What do you look for in a man
Good question
Good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. Mm-hmm. Good question.
You got his Torah? Yep. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Beautiful. What do I look for in a man?
What do I smart? Smart. I like him. I think you can learn something from him in any conversation.
well dressed like him when they're snazzy
did fuck push a business sir shit is so dark
what the hell I look for a man
traveled traveled
he can tell you a little fun fact about France and then maybe a fun fact about
Italy
you've course cock length and growth
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
that was a good question that was a good question let me know if you have any other ones
hmmm
I'm not using this Tempest
This shit's ass
I've actually been using the Tempest recently a little bit
It gives him some time
You can hit those head shots
mmhmmm
Oh that map is tough
Oh yeah for sure
Would that time Stella Montez is over
Would you do something else anyhow
Regular Stella Montez
Holy shit
The master plan
I'm gonna take it somewhere else entirely actually you see that that you got that you get the ammo by chance or something
Bring ammo. Okay, so this total is broken and I can't you it
But I'll just bring it on the one big good sir
Good man. You should be right
What about a bluesy shield, I would love a blue seal if you have a spear with good sir, okay?
I'm on my last peak augment and it's on 11 out of a hundred
that no matter if I get you will get we'll get plenty of this right
little baby goob little baby goob we get 10 should we charge it from Mr.
shiny like you do then that's it I'm not mind if he does I do more I have now
rescinded my membership from the positive 100,000 space-dollar club I
I just want that to be known.
Oh, we'll get you back.
The group is suffering.
No.
We just need to be patient, dude.
You know?
My middle name is patient.
Let the rats come into the trap.
They're actually goats.
Let the goats.
Let's ride!
They weren't that goaded though.
They did end up being shit on, so.
Mmm.
They were more like sheep.
Yeah, they were terrible.
How do you have 50k viewers as a god damn peanut?
How do you have no fathers as a god damn bitch?
Huh? Look at that.
Look at that. Now we both have something to pawn it for a second.
Look at that! Now we both have something we could be thinking about.
Fuck you!
Oh wait, Pino, I'll bring you animals.
I'll bring you animals.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, thank you, good man, you good man.
Yeah, yeah.
We switch the maps, we're gonna go right down there.
This one, this one.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Uh...
Hmm
Oh, mr. Archie mr. Archie Bob was good made good. I made oh, thank you boys. Please. Did you buy this?
How does Peter play this for a living he's terrible at it if you plan to hurt me congratulations
You've hurt me deeply. I am not that bad pal
I'm just going to be rough patch. Just you wait. I should take them watch this next raid
Watch this next raid pal. Keep your eyes peeled. You think I suck?
I'll show you. I'll show you all
But turn it up. I'm doing two notches. Hey
three notches
Just you wait just you wait
I'm about to go crazy in this Rex raid.
I'm eating bro.
Diarrhea with corn in it.
Enjoy that meal.
On the house.
LET'S RIDE!
I
Almost there
I'm going to get you.
Let's ride.
I had a blue shield for you,
Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Good boys.
God make a goop of luster
They can go to class right here. Let's try to treat you right
Working hard looking hard to please you
Get those orange pants off
Follow me clue who fresh do made that positive
Hey, no Spanish in the chat either. I can't read that you'd be saying slurs
My man
stupid
You dead you dead pick it down eggs on the edge off there
Yeah
Oh my god the crab sees us
I
Can these clickers apart holy shit with these two who they can cross you
Like a little bit of food all these over here, bro
Yeah, I think we bail this too much art for me. I can try out to the bulk of me, dude. Oh
My god
Jesus Louise!
Ah, the hairs have already been.
I don't like it here!
How's that to give you-
Got him!
Nice!
AHHHHH!
There's a thousand of them!
Jesus.
Jesus!
That's what I'm saying!
All region of clankers!
Region.
I hope my homies hate clankers.
If for real, they're trying to, they're trying to, they coach on our territory, no captain
to that.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think I heard something.
Yeah, I think I, yeah.
You're really healing.
Now we just have to find a pregnant mother to yell at.
It's all coming together.
The pieces are falling into place before I bury eyes.
Nope.
I don't see anybody.
There's other people out.
I don't know.
We're in here.
Yeah.
They got the door breach.
Well, let's get him
You go up to the top. Yeah, I'm gonna go up top. You get you get started with us to the top. Maybe I
'm just standing with you
Hit the button. Yeah, I'm talking top. I'm talking top 100%
What I'm going in
Oh, what's one down? That's what that's what?
Where are the winners? I
Don't know what you're saying pal, but dying how
Who the hell is that guy?
Who the hell was that?
They're pores.
We did it!
Fuck it!
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. One of them is-
No, we're dead. We're dead. We're dead.
Take that, Hooligan!
I'm really, really careful.
Where's he at? Where's he at?
I don't have any D-Dems.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
WHAAAAAT?
What the fuck do they come from?
I could have swung that in the bag!
What? Yeah, what? I don't know where they came from.
Me neither.
How do you shoot us? We're behind the wall!
I
Do it how about just eating a trigger in a straight to the fucking face
Oh, excuse me. Oh, sir. She means you be sorry
to me
I'll wait a little bit. Oh
Back you're getting shot. Yeah
I'm talking boys. I thought I had that the bag I was I was I was cooking I was cooking if I had a defect right there
we win that 100% 100 10 out 10 times out of 10 what he's cheating so there's
that well you may have lost yeah he has no father so who is the real loser here
we love that for a second
I
I
Little bit of goop for mr. Chicken like you do
You know, Bobcat now you guys, what about guy pitch up in here?
Mind of the goopers stock spitting facts.
No cap, dead ass on a stack, 60 seconds straight on my mama shout to the homies and sell block
A being in jail sucks, all you can do is masturbate.
Okay, we come in maxed.
I'm talking real maxed not sissy maxed, real maxed.
We go to them battlegrounds you bring your walls we wall it up and we sit there and do nothing.
I love that idea.
Oh yeah.
We should have been doing that the whole time.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Peanut I'm bringing you these tips.
Thank you good man.
You need a bobcat too or do you have bobcats?
I'm actually fresh out.
or do you have Bobcats?
I'm actually, I'm actually fresh out.
You could bring me one.
But yeah, he is.
Is he lying?
Could actually, I'm actually, I am actually fresh out.
You could bring me one.
That would be, that would be grand.
Maybe all have kinetics.
Fuck.
She has 50?
You have 50.
I do not have 50.
You have 30,000 face dollars.
You have 50 Bobcats.
I have 55.
Now bring me a Bobcats.
You get yourself a bobcat.
All right, I will bring my own bobcat this time.
Just know you've wronged me.
Vicky and your poor?
I can't even, I don't even have a pink triangle to wear a blue shield with.
No fuck.
I'm just gonna bring a green triangle.
With a dark bloody red thing.
Yeah.
If I catch him quick enough, it won't even matter what I'm wearing.
Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's
true. What are the what are the
good attachments on the bottom?
Um you have to a compensator
kinetic and then you either run
green angled or horizontal. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. What he said.
Okay. Mm hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm.
I mean, I'm a sponsor of
you see, they were gassing up
Bucky's earlier, but they don't
know about the wall wall. Yeah,
you see if you know about the
Bucky's, right? Yeah, dude, I
walk in there and just get
like, overcombed, you know? Oh
yeah. Oh yeah. Let me tell you
there is beaver dolls as far
as the eye can see beaver
suits, beaver flags. There's
even a beaver truck. You
know that beaver truck in
in the store. I overstimulated with shit. You know, I wanted to just
got simplified, you know, so like, you know what the come and go. You can like,
you could buy like a fucking beaver coat and some beef jerky. Yeah. Yeah. You know,
beaver coat and beef jerky. This is God intended. Exactly. That's why I love buckies.
They got what you need when you need it.
and a brisket sandwich.
Jeez.
Jeez!
That's what I'm talking about!
Eletron.
Plus, they keep your vikings, the bathrooms, pristine at all times.
That's a big thing for Bucky's, actually.
If you gotta take a road trip, shit.
It's really nice experience.
Mm-hmm
Oh
Yeah, I think I don't think I have buckles near me or building one soon. It's nice. It is nice
It is nice to take a nice clean shit on the road, you know
Yeah, it is it feels like everything you gotta go every single time you get a good take a shit on the road
You know, it's bad
Yeah, fucking you would eat in goddamn fucking
Gas station fucking breakfast sandwiches and yeah
You can't go to a Taco Bell for a road trip shit looks like they smeared a cheesy Gordino crotch all over the walls
That you know what I'm talking about I'm putting down exactly
That's just I mean
Taco Bell beef and shit is pretty much the same thing anyway. Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly
Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, I don't know if that's real beef in those Taco Bellas because it's just a big lump.
No, I think it's monkey shoulder or something.
Oh my god. I've heard that. I've heard that monkey shoulder. Yeah, monkey shoulder.
Yeah.
Have you ever jacked in the box tacos?
Oh god.
They put oil in a sack.
They've got tacos?
They've got tacos. It used to be two for a dollar. Now it's two for $129 because of like...
Communist shit, whatever.
And I was like, how are they making money, brother?
That should just be 3D printed in the bag.
Well, you lure a man with the cheap tacos.
And then you make him buy the burgers that are like six bucks.
Holy shit.
Let's ride.
We're ready. Let's get it. I only have a bobcat. Oh my god. All right. I thought that was a
I'm gonna play it.
You're bringing better too.
Let's ride.
Oh, Brent, thank you for the 25
good, good, good, good, good.
I can see you in the picture.
I've been checking that more often.
And there we are.
I'm ready to put this in the middle of my clothes.
Man, thank you, guys.
Is this space for me?
Please, if you're probably just passing.
I'm in.
You want to dock?
You see that?
Yes!
Back in the box one's just so good, especially when you're high.
On math and fed admins!
Thank you, good chair.
He won't be needing that.
True, true, true.
The fibulators are only for bitches that die.
We never die.
Well...
55 55
Don't you ever don't you ever
Well 54 now I bought one in the rain
Yeah, Peter stashes look he like those guys that like living like a beat-ass fucking trap trap house bugger like a brand new fucking
Slaying in dime bags are weed and doing money spreads.
Oh yeah.
And just as I found it, father just came down front of their double wide.
With those things on the rims that go out two feet and make it hard for everyone else on the road to drive.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
My trunk is vibrating all the way down the road with shitty speakers I pick up at the Goodwill.
Oh yeah.
Play nothing but Kevin Gates. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
He fell asleep on my downfall pretty close bitch. I still a tall
Got you
Take it in the in yonder
What's that you watch up? No, he's not
We did it
There's another team in there
Oh my god, what that guy's insane
Quad headings me
Okay, yeah
He's gonna swing
But we're down there
What?
Now he's dead.
Now we're going to get him right here.
He's always out.
She's holding that.
He's holding that.
Take a picture.
Where's he at?
Hold this one right here.
We have that pole.
He's dead.
So it worked.
That could be in the store.
I
See I see him inside
They're practically because I got this bomb cat. Oh my god, he's right there
To when farted in the lobby
You little people on the floor.
You wanna put them out here?
Keep your eyes peeled.
You don't wash it in the check.
You tired of telling that old man?
Hello?
What a kind gentleman.
You hear that guys?
Hello?
What a cool guy.
I
Want one
Okay
To one to one was that we're going to down to down all right one on me one on me take this game, I know
God yeah, we're doing pretty good
It'll be the goop.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
You gonna finish it all, Score?
We're doing pretty good.
A bit more goop.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Hey.
I'm getting a little bit goob.
We should break into something.
You guys see that?
I do get a bit here.
Is something over here?
Yeah.
See that?
Right.
Right.
You do right out of me.
Yeah.
Lock in.
Oh, yeah, you do it. You take a little people out this corner
There is
What's what type he said he said nice
Take that who'll again
God yeah
There's no one there
He was.
Little baby poo.
What the fuck did he go?
Little baby poo.
Hello.
He's a liceb.
Looking in the shadows.
A whisper in the wind.
He said, why doesn't this thing work for him?
Deep.
Ah.
Well, I'm gonna see let's go get up in the mud
To go back to you guys try this way. Oh, what a sweet delight
Here we go shots out toward the cyber thing by the way, you know people see that
We can't, oh we can't, we can't go through that in a while.
There's a wall there.
Already gang?
Oh my god.
Did we try this door?
Close one.
Okay, I'm ready.
This way? Maybe this way?
I'm peeping out towards the stairs. I'm not seeing nothing
That's it. Is there a tumbleweed?
Down there.
Oh, it's tumbleweed, okay.
We're gonna, we're gonna...
Where these hoodlums at?
We gotta be patient you will come
That's our hoodlum that you walk the the wall with
Very much to push the addition is the value have to be in the stash does the space which have to do
Yeah, your whole stash is good
I didn't block the job. I don't think. Oh my god. They're handsome and sexy. Good
fight guys. Good fight. We'll hang here for a second. You hear my mind? We did. We did.
Hang about right here. Nice. I'm in my bed. You can do a little loop you on him
There's a hole in the wall. He's wondering about if I was sober. He's dead
He's dead
You guys don't worry about me
He's hanging around. I'll get you. I'll get you
Thank you. What's your dr. You're a good man. Let's give him a good vote. Thank you
good chair. I'll get this guy's
goo. Oh, it's looking like they
made me dumb and poor. I see a
green shield. Take this. Take
this for the future for the
future. Oh, the future, the
future. All right. Let's leave
the water treatment. Follow me
gang. I couldn't see by the way.
I know he's pretty good. I told
him everything he knows. That's
how he became so good. We win.
You can think you can. Guys,
we're we're doing pretty good.
No, yeah, I'm getting lightheaded a little boost
Hi, I'm T, but I think that's the nine million my foreskin
That'll happen that'll happen. Just give it a couple seconds. You'll feel like God
I can't I'm too lightheaded
I'm not glad.
You're not sure it's beatstick.
What's beatstick, is it?
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
Beast Tarko!
I know, it sounds pretty fucking gross.
If I need it.
Back to speed!
Excellency, gentlemen, Excellency!
I'll just go one more time.
Oh shit!
I think we've returned.
You know, he did great.
Yeah, but he is great.
He is great.
Dynamic trio.
Look at us.
Yeah, who would die?
Who would die?
Not me.
Not me.
Thank God we have an excellent team leader that gives out wisdom and guidance to let the raid.
We're just kind of cooking.
What?
The team was doing okay.
Okay.
I had the real credit goes to the team leader.
He's like the glue for the team.
You're in too much?
You're in too much?
You feel that sticky white substance on you guys?
That's me.
The glue of the team.
Team leader.
40 walls in Stellamontis.
That's how we get it.
40 walls and Stella Montes.
I'll be down for such a nemes.
That away and 40 Joel Mines, of course, of course, granted.
Of course, that away, so that.
Not going to lie to you, boys,
This is not looking good on the one million space dollar challenge.
Like, damn's raining, Stella's dark, like, what's going on?
Dude, you have bad weather.
Like, turn the lights on, like, what, what's going on?
There we go.
I mean, what this?
But now we ride.
I thought we'd be more up by now, pal.
Can a Goopa believe?
Is that a crime?
Can a Goopa believe?
Is that a crime?
I must have, I must have missed it when they passed the new legislation.
A Goopa can't believe.
I'm going to, actually, wait, do you actually want to go sell them on this?
That's my home, let's do that, let's do that, get a little bit of goop.
That's where you get the goop, bro.
You keep going by that, you stick, the resources are dangerously defeated.
I
Smell like
The public via bikes
How to get with daddy won't
Daddy gets with daddy won't
God you're fat
I'm starving.
Starving right now, pal.
Haven't eaten in eight hours. Good night headed.
Let me see how much my bobcats, well, I guess I can do it right now.
I'm gonna tell you how much all my bobcats would be if I swore the ball, which I will not.
Tell your bobcats dummy, NO!
you like motorsports you like NASCAR of course of course like to go with them
with a bunch of fat hillbillies ripped white t-shirt with no sleeves yell a
bunch of slurs.
Now let's RIDE!
I got it back.
I'm going in all my God I'm going out
He's one, he's one!
The fuck's going behind me?
Stupid bitch.
You're a fuck?
That's what I word best.
Okay.
Oh shit!
There's two teams here.
Three teams, three teams.
Two of you is dead?
Yep.
We gotta get them!
No, there's too many teams.
Another team over there as well. I see one.
Shit, you're stuck.
I'm healing.
You can see life, see life.
You got your chief.
Oh, come on.
We got to kill these two again in here.
What the hell is that?
I'll tell you near.
I'll tell you what you need.
Play yourself.
You guys could try to go up the third, play third, but there's a team.
Help me, help me, please!
Stop it!
Help me, help me!
It killed T.V.U.!
No!
How many fucking people?
Oh, what that, Beagle?
I'm so sad.
Did you wait for T.V.U. to avenge you?
Lock in!
What do you do, Jack? What do you do?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
No one's fighting anymore.
Oh, there's a team coming from around below.
There's a team on third. There's two teams on third and then team below.
Guys, we go back around here to hit the zip line, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
No, there's a full team above you.
Oh, yeah. I see him. I see him.
Just wait for them to fight and then push.
I'm gonna cook it. I got him four times.
Nice
Oh my god
Oh
Nobody healing
Oh my god
I
You good
It's my last shield who's you do see? Oh my god. Why is it we shoot not?
Blame it on me blame it on me. Jack. Let's do the tech. Let's get out of here
What's that?
Go to the fire grade
Enjoy back
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, go go go me dude. I
Made it we're gonna live forever
Can we regenerate some health? Oh, I didn't have the regenerating I've been on
No matter, no matter, on a mere warm up round.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Well, yeah, make that officially 54 mongads.
I want to hurt a little bit more than the others.
Well, next game's going to be 55 you're going to have.
Maybe 56.
If we're lucky, I think it left the potty feet you guys. Yeah, I'm going back
Eagle boys
Little bit of you put your server to Asia to you know what Asia well just just mean him and then our bloods pink. Oh
Yeah
Was that me dude
Because we don't we don't see blood we just to see pink
beautiful pink blood.
Is this like a racism or something?
What was that?
No.
Okay, I'm a little confused.
Okay, I'll switch into the Asian service.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
That's right.
In legs, you wanna play 5,000 feet.
Yeah, I'd pick very bad to that trigger.
See, telemonstice is like gambling, right?
It's a cult, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going for a kid.
Sometimes, not so good, but.
Hey, kid.
Yeah, I can't really afford to the couch.
I'll get something off the first guy we killed.
Now, you guys can blame me.
I got immediately shot in the back
I don't even know where he came from.
Well, you're tracking with that.
I'll go with that.
I'll go with that.
That works for me.
The two dollar bill.
And that's enough for me.
Peanuts are actually beans.
Dying hell.
In the game.
In the game, of course.
I already did. I already did. What's up, too?
I love you. I love you too, Kutcher.
Tripping off acid. Watch you. Hey!
That sounds like a great time.
That sounds like a great time.
Ignore the people in your walls.
They don't know nothing.
I know they're whispering to you.
Ignore them.
Enjoy the stream, big man.
And don't check your skin for bugs,
because they're not in there.
And they're not.
I promise you, they're not.
The bugs aren't in your skin!
I swear!
The
Let's RIDE!
AAAAAAAAHHH!
This is the raid boys, best raid of the night, coming up!
Guarantee ya.
Oh my god, yo Faro.
Oh, well...
Scratch right inside.
Worst rate of the night coming up
Fresh new raid nothing it's not tingle over there
I got you, thank you sir.
Where'd they go?
Were they breaking in the Hoosier-Goosey-FBs peak?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Do you do see if we speak yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. You're right under right under
I'm on my mom. Oh
Hit another one hit another one. Oh, no, no, we kill you. We kill you. I've done all I can do
Nice
Good work
nice penis sir take that don't get reloaded
baby do it'll be to do very nice with two tailbasers score I've got some good
I can I can find I can find nice. Mm-hmm. Nice wall
Your eyes peeled. Oh, I got a bomb cat. Yeah, yep
And a troll
There's a goop like me gonna need to get that bomb cat
I
You good
This way's going pretty good
Yep.
You see anything to do with the TSA checkpoint?
Oh, oh!
Found him!
Take out, take out, take out!
A feral?
Wanna reach?
At least we can do that.
Oh, I shall alight.
Oh!
Oh
We want the head a lot of these here with the oh god shot, I'm gonna chill
He's in a red hat. Yep, he's running it broken broken
Oh, yeah, they're put up on the other 19, 19, 19, 19. Wait, I see what you do
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.
These guys. You brought James.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, I need one language. You're speaking.
Yeah
Let's go boys
What they're gonna fall down
Hitting up
You're blind
All dead
Yep, I'm watching I'm watching I'm watching you use them and poor he's in poor
He's boys. I work you
I'm gonna wall this it out
Did you hear him?
Sam!
Like I'm...
You can go in the TSA if you want, this guy's scary.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, man, let me...
Let's go do TSA!
Let's go do TSA!
Let's run!
Lock him!
Ted?
Oh, me!
Hold that, hold that.
Close the door.
There's more coming in, I think.
Yep, yep, shoot one.
Me right in!
What the hell
Oh
Yeah
It'll be the
You were poor
They were pretty poor that's okay other guys can get a lead over there, too. Yep. No, there was only two guys in the way
They were dumb and poor
They fell they fell you know either to the value I glued this third buddy that didn't fall and he was dumb and poor
He's a freaking fuck. I'm assuming those are the two guys. I want to
We kill easy limbs over there
Fuck you
Oh my god, oh my god
So I put back up
He's right there on that Hootie Dootie
Superfush
Hey, are you ready under right under? I'm going in
Where'd he go
We're not he haven't you but I thought
We're not that
He says shit. This is my house
Get out of here
There was a lady I think it was really shit
This is a third lady we've seen ever
Just the prophecy for poem
who's that guy talking? Hello.
You get a little peep downstairs.
I'm a bit of a chunky monkey.
You do too much.
We can get back to home base.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh yeah, forgot about GG.
Fourth lady we've ever seen.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
One's our friend.
The other three we executed.
We'll call the renter real quick.
Blank.
We see.
Get your walls down.
You're dating a guy?
The thing with your dad was a one night stand.
That is butthole in the West.
Let me tell you, couldn't fit a carrot to that thing.
Lock in keep your eyes peeled was you so evil looking around any corner. I mean more people spotting business here soon
Yes, you frosty we never we didn't loot these guys down here. Oh
I'll be careful much content
That's for bath time later
It was a dumb and poor like I said, I know yeah, they were yeah, that's right soon
Yeah. Freak it, freak it, move it.
You shouldn't be arriving any moment now.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Keep your head on a swivel.
the door is blocked which one this one oh good yeah yeah we do a shot over
towards it the Hoosy-Doozy assembly Hoosy let's go let's get them
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, it's over in TSA.
It's in business.
In business they just spawned.
We pushed it away here.
I mean, we could wait.
They're probably coming to us.
I can crash away here for a second.
You could drop on them.
Then they're just going.
They might just walk right in to.
Behind you, behind you.
Run!
Run!
I can't go in here.
I'm back over here. I'm back. I'm back. There's a little team.
Hey, I got a shit here. Watch this.
Wow.
Get up.
Startle me.
Over there.
Correct.
Boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh
How many spokes you guys guys
I
Hell you pig in people
That way I said you guys see what right there
Fellows I have 20 million boys
It's all you need. Oh
I missed
Shit
The bodies behind me
Am I gonna check? Yeah, I did check them. Oh fuck over
Fuck you
Fuck you guy behind the pole
Now we can come out just you a track
Fuck you fuck you
You won't pick me. You don't have the bars
I love you too, random citizen!
Viva Brasil! Viva Brasil!
You're kind folk over there. Good man.
Viva Brasil! Viva Brasil!
Nobody's doing anything.
This is weird.
I might see Spice Chris.
Oh!
That was my shield, Morgan.
Got it!
Well, let's push him.
I'm down, I'm down.
shit. Can I just check for medium ammo one more time? Hit one watch on the right!
You have a gun? Or no? Yeah, I don't have a gun.
Well I've got a gun. Yeah, but you have like a stock gun or something?
No, no, no. I have a kettle one.
That was a face. Steve Foster boys.
Steve!
You judge? You judge?
Push the huge limbs
You have a wall
What are we under what are we under
Three of them other than TSA who's in duty
You guys got pharaohs these guys inside of fucking that little bit better
You're singing you a song he's trying to serenade you don't fall for it
Oh, that cake seemed to hit him!
Oh, broke one, broke one!
Got you, Lewis!
I've shot the computer like nine times.
Yeah, I just saw it too.
Got him!
Did you see that?
Watch our back, though.
Got any on the door?
hold hold down what what I'm on fire I'm on fire and I don't feel good
Oh
No, don't die don't die don't die. Oh, my middle name is don't die
Thank you, sir
You track you a good man, I try I try
You do a bit of healing
You see those guys on the right. They mean possess be careful. I
I can't help you to do my shoes about a break and I give my
What if we just shot this room thoughts we shot I'm really
If I hit this stupid fucking computer one more goddamn time. Oh my god
I
He's invincible
We do have to just say this team inside of it. I'm down. I'm down. I'll smoke her
Let's do it
Let's do it
Holy shit
I
Got me
Y'all on he's in the bottom. He's in the bottom over here
One broke a broken
No, no, no last last last
Oh, oh, shiii, shiii, shiii, hello good shiii, remember me of Viva Brazil and like whatever the shit.
That's right Viva Brazil, Viva Brazil!
Well hold up though, if that guy also likes Brazil.
Can't track down how much you like Brazil.
Viva Brazil, Viva Brazil!
Brazil Brazil Brazil Brazil Brazil Brazil.
My amigo here, he loves Brazil.
He won't stop talking about Brazil.
Let me tell you, from the landscape to the people, the government.
You've got one of those, not certain.
You
What do you
He's asking if I like soccer I love soccer I love soccer
One second
She's saying
Bazooka no, I don't have it a bazooka
What what about me one more time
Right run it by me one more time, what'd you say?
All right, we love Brazil you might have to take these guys out
Not what I'm down for that guys is the guy over there. He's you'll kill him
Don't kill that guy
Fuck should I betray you here? I don't know what to do. No, no, no. These guys are kind. I like these guys
I got nothing I
I got shit. You got this, you got that.
There's nothing. I got none of that.
I got zero.
Are you winning, son?
Hey, how you doing?
You gotta help him, Peter. Are we sure?
I'm sure it was the really kind.
He's the Tifu's woman.
Tifu is our friend.
I feel like we should choose Tifu over these guys
that we've only done for 30 seconds.
Probably.
Yeah, probably.
I don't know.
I feel like real peace is said.
Rager, there.
You sure?
What if we just let Tifu die?
Well, he's our friend.
That is true.
Yeah.
Well, it's weird to just see if Tifu really needs us.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Because if Tifu can kill them all, that would be a best case scenario.
Oh, shit.
Oh, crap.
Oh, no.
I'm so sorry. I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm so, I don't want to do this. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Do we have some defense? Let's get some defense.
defends
the season defense
mm-hmm
brazil
brazil
brazil
we should leave
we've proved our steel
i'm on life to have no ears
all of the gang
what's going on in the hatch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go.
Where's the, where's the, is there a here?
Luda.
Die.
They moved into the group.
Oh, don't worry.
Oh.
Oh, they're moving.
Oh, they're looting you, they're looting you.
They're looting me?
Yeah, they're looting you.
What the hell?
I'm gonna kill him again.
I'm gonna kill him again.
V-Bomb, Brazil!
V-Bomb, Brazil!
Let's leave.
Got you a little bit.
Got you a little bit more.
Got you.
Got you.
Got you.
Hey, gentlemen, hey, gentlemen, hey.
fill it right. Good word. That honestly, that was the right thing. That was the right
thing to do. Yeah. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Sometimes you have to give it again. The tech makes
them poor. Uh, what? The top? You're saying, you're saying everyone in Brazil is poor?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
In game, in game.
In game.
Yes.
In game.
Okay, I thought you were saying everyone that lives in Brazil is poor.
God damn.
No.
But tell us how you really feel.
I'm just second just double-checking
Double-checking make sure all the same page
Making sure well up you know what I show I should have my I'm not gonna do that. All right sounds good. All right
That sounds good. All right. Well, I'm give up I'm gonna get two burgers and then sleep
good play would you miss to track and miss people we didn't get rich yeah well
we survived and honestly that's where the bars at for me right now and that's
enough for me Godspeed have a good night
I'm good enough! I'm good enough!
Oh, Mr. Bossam, I'm a really good man, good man!
And Mr. Trotsky, I'm a really good man, good man!
Oh, hmmm, 75k in a mile.
Yeah, we didn't really reach our 1 million space dollar challenge. I won't lie, boys.
I won't...
...die.
I cannot tell a lie!
We did... I'm not jimming, fuck you. I'm going to bed.
We did not reach one million space dollars, but tomorrow...
Why should we do all we got the money for?
Why should we still pay two hours of space dollars?
Well, I've already raised... We could get one million space dollars for chance.
But we did not reach it tonight. We failed.
The one million dollar space dollar challenge.
That's okay, we're rich in experience. Memories with our friends. That's right, that's right.
But in reality, we're really poor. But that's okay, we'll get them next time. They're my
right boys! One more jam. I've jammed like five times tonight. I want a burger, I want
Shit, and then I want to pass out. That's what I'm doing. That's the master plan
the master plan
Mm-hmm. Oh
That ass jit. Yeah, exactly. No cap on the stack. You know what I'm talking. You catch him when I'm putting down slime
You're gliding on me playing goo
Precisionery. All right. Good night
Good night now
Good night everybody good night
Goodnight! Goodnight now guys! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight now gang! Goodnight! Goodnight!
Good night... Good night, good night,
He died! He died! He died!
Thank you very much.