TheBurntPeanut
ARC NUTTERS | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | OFFICER X CLOAKZY | #ShartOnThatThangForADollar #BUNGULATE
02-11-2026 · 7h 03m
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Let's go!
It's time to be recorded!
Who said you already know what's happening?
You already know what's happened!
Just fly!
Let's go!
Let's go!
ah boys well firstly how are you
bongulate these doing on this fine
testicular torsion Tuesday boys I'm not
muted and I'm not lagging shut up I'm
doing it I'm oh yes oh yes I believe
boys that everyone owes us a how they
They say, hmmm, valve gratitude, we have, I'm not lagging, I'm not lagging, I'm doing the
enough and shut up.
We have fixed the dooping bug and won me a day, a big round of applause to the Bungie
Lakers, good work out there boys, good work out there boys, good work out there
boys yeah yeah yeah a little something something boys little something we do for
the community how you boys you know how you do boys you know what you boys
you know what you boys was that clapping that was my butt cheeks are
they're quite flumptious me a group of say me a group of say four months later
well actually well honestly was this really out since the beginning of the
game cuz I only usually I've got the inside screw cuz you know I'm like a
streamer shit whatever the fuck I only heard about this I think like yesterday
actually I think about it no I knew people were doing something weird with
dogs for a couple weeks I know that I knew fellas would do a something
weird with dogs for a couple weeks I just never really asked about I really
know what it's about I didn't really know what it's about does 81 know how
Which is actually in this at the beginning of the game
Hmm. Oh
Fucking of no, they weren't fucking the dark stummas
They were doping up
Hmm
Okay, I'm gonna assume I'm gonna assume that that was in the game since we started and we just figured it out now
you cheated fuck yeah I did not do it again I do it again I'm gonna play the
game on band you mind gotta go play the game on band if you don't mind oh I'm
done to play the game on band if you don't mind oh gotta play the game on
band if you don't mind oh gotta play the game on band if you don't mind oh one
second why play the game I'm not banned on one second if you don't mind oh
one second I gotta play the game I'm not banned on one second if you don't
mind I see what is this I would read this yet what is this what is that what
What is that?
A shared watch, a celebration to honor those brave enough to watch each other's backs in
the face of relentless adversity.
Your task had topside with a spirit of solidarity and collaboration that bygones be bygones
meet strangers in good faith and save your firepower to fight against the machines.
Thank you
No, thanks, no, thank you, sir
No, thank you, sir. No, thank you. Why should I be part of the support when I switch from one
Carry the two kids you know, thank you
I'm killing everyone I see forever and less I'm in solos sometimes I do that in solos sometimes I hang them out in solos
You details oh, it's a oh, it's a thing
The slug outfit well look at this
Why she gets you guys out hold on let me get you guys in a different screen
Let me get you guys in different screens you guys can see this better oh
Okay, well there we go all right
Okay, are you doing me the hot tub?
You gotta go in quick by the way. I think Officer's waiting on us.
Oh no, he's not. Okay, Officer's not waiting on us.
I thought I saw him typing the chat there for a second.
I see you typing the chat. Am I dreaming that? I must have dreamed that.
Did I dream that? I don't know if I dreamed that. Did I dream that?
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Oh, she's waiting for you? Okay, okay, I'll make this quick.
Let me just take a look. Let me just take a look. Let me take a look.
But the slugger that's pretty cool
Hey, the slugger with grenades, okay?
The yellow slugger the slug of variant chess piece of a guitar
Well, oh a baseball hat for mr. Chicken. I'm just gonna love that one. He likes baseball. It'd be bad
My man
Good land deed, you really like the chicken hat, huh?
You are impressed with the chicken.
I thought it was quite extuberant myself.
I felt it was quite extravagant when I first peeped at it as well.
You are quite intrigued, good sir.
Good to hear, good to hear.
Thank you, my boy, that's very kind of you.
You don't have to do that, big man.
You don't have to do that, but it's not.
Bungalows, just give this gentleman a W to chat, boys.
Thank you, Bungalow.
That is very kind of you.
That is very kind of you, my boy.
That's very kind of you.
Hope you do as well, big man.
And Mr. Clips, Mr. Pappas,
Remember boys boys boys good man. Good man. Thank you boys. We teach manners
Okay, why do that's it? I need just the suck out for the chicken. Let me get mr. Coach. I want to wait on us
I want to wait there's too much. Oh
You see he should be with the hell is he he's not waiting on us. He's not even the chat
Okay, hey
I go I'm thirsty to tell us no nades. That's what it's like looking
Push you push you push you
Yeah, I see that you liar does I'm peeking if they push your film
I'm gonna pee that hello how you want this fight a good you see mr. Chickens new hat
No, it's a blue baseball hat
Pretty cool huh?
No, we're not like one you would wear like a baseball cap like the one that the picture would wear
Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
No, I think it's stupid and ugly
All right, I thought it was pretty cool
Don't listen to a mission chicken you're very handsome a man
uh we'll be officer officer was saying that he's not gonna be guys one shot over
absolute officer said he's not gonna be on till later
that one I killed one I killed over here oh one on me one on me oh shit
I'm doing that is on me like underneath us didn't quite get through I'm pretty
sure he only made a few minutes okay I will no way he's nursing you no way
I have 12 bullets, by the way.
I don't have any more bullets.
Yeah, it's on me.
Put it down again.
I got the picture that the battle is at.
Because there's the picture where Helmet 2.
You hit the ball at like 150 miles an hour towards a guy.
You should be wearing a helmet too.
Yeah, I'm just fucking losing somebody.
I have a smoke here.
I'm fucking you.
But if he dies...
Is anyone ever died?
Yeah, I asked him when he said he was dead.
He said he's not gonna be on till late tonight. No, I think I think he made just like a little bit. Oh
Guys, you know how the picture doesn't wear a helmet it's only the batter
Yeah, as any pizza ever gotten hit in the head with a ball from the batter and then died
I think actually yes, you know, should they have a helmet then?
that seems like a it seems like a labor force risk they should unionize
unionize the MBA or the phase how it is MBA right major baseball association
Yeah. MLB MLB major league baseball.
Mm-mm, there he was, there he was, there he was.
Uh, uh, yeah, MLB, MLB, MLB.
By the way, I still have 15 duped fucking figure grenades,
so you know what it is.
Hey, what's that do?
I mean, earned in hard work.
I
Am I right boys blood blood tears
My name a little bit of good little bit of goopy. We are now we are now's
Hey, did you how you doing?
Psych of course psych of course
Who is this someone has died? I'll tell you they should have a helmet the pictures should have a helmet
That's a security risk
You get I guarantee you that ball's going over a hundred miles an hour
That's a hard ball that hit you in the mouth and you're dead or at minimum you lose in your eyesight look at them
hundred percent
This is like an ogre or something
You can just bounce it off your meaty meaty temple
120 is the highest velocity it's still that's a hundred and twenty miles an hour of a solid rock
You're gonna die.
I'm okay.
Yeah, you're okay.
Yeah, they're just gonna be the team right now.
You need a blue shirt for me.
This guy is ammo.
I'm gonna try to live here, but I promise this.
One guy kills both.
I bought a party peed t-shirt, and I'm sure you think he's not gonna come back.
Is he?
Don't worry, team.
That makes your party peed is honored and known forever.
Dung you.
It's funny, is I have no problem being party peed back.
I'm just so lazy.
I haven't bought them back in like a year.
I will bring, you know what?
you know what I solemnly swear to bring party Pete back to the best of my
abilities you just kill both by the end of this month I'm a really fucking lazy
alright guys I'm really I know that was like supposed to be like really cool
we are gonna go hooray and then I give like a really long time frame by the
end of this month I'm really fucking lazy
Okay, all right, okay, part defeat part defeat. Don't you worry. I've got you. I've got you
We get a little bit more goop. So we're ready for our benches
Here we go. Perfect
We're good to go good to go. Well, I think we were to play with something while we wait for Mr. Obviously
Yeah, I think that's what I want to do this and set it, but I can feel that
You want to go back to him?
By the way, I'm drinking a new beer today.
I went on a voodoo ranger.
It's called-
I'm going to check my boat.
L.
You guys want to try on that?
L.
King Ordner.
Yeah, I'm trying to live here.
L.
L.
King Ordner.
I don't know if you've ever had it, but it's disgusting.
Check the shop.
Is it something in the shop?
Let's go, baby.
What's doing the shop?
Good shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, she's a weed.
Whoa.
Coach, they added a new freeskin to the shop just for you.
It's your streamer item.
Shut up!
Dude, man, look! You can have sex in it.
Okay, dude, you can't have sex in it.
Oh, yes, you can.
Yeah, okay, all right, Val.
All right, Val, you can have sex in that thing.
I'm looking at it right now.
Oh, they have sex.
Yeah, you got it there.
Yeah.
Hell, you can play a sex with it.
What?
What if you're a freak or something?
If you're a freak or something.
All right, well.
Yeah, yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah.
True, true, true.
I'll be ready right after this.
OK, all right.
OK, I'm just waiting to hear the lobby taking time.
I hope that's yourself.
OK.
Well, buy and troll him.
Buy that?
You want to buy that?
Good shit.
You know what?
I'll buy that.
I'm going to buy it.
I'm going to buy it.
Give me a second.
I'm buying it.
I'm buying it.
There's a full deck kettle full.
I'm buying it.
You can get attachments.
I'll sell them off.
We get this, $20, okay?
Kerbo's here, five, I put him towards the top.
She kinda put him towards the top.
And then buy that.
Okay, got it, got it.
We have to go put it on.
See!
We have clumsy feeling sometimes away
with this one boy we have close to feeling some type of way with this one boy's I should
leave the keep on the bar on the gas mask I should take the gas mask off no gas mask
no gas mask renegade renegade and hurt no goggles either no we like no goggles no face no gas
that's not good. That's not
good. We're not good. Then
you're less ready for sex.
Always need any. Let me check
out the colors. I'm just going to
sell them. That's what I'm going
to do.
Guys, which one do you think
Yeah, let me see. Let me see here. Let me see. I think the regular racoon is what he would be.
That guy died was 14. I think this one. I think this one. I think this one would,
you know, get poxy and heat like a cat. I should we do this one. No gas masks, no goggles,
I think we've all decided.
I think we've all decided.
Cooksy, I'm joining your culture today.
I'm joining your culture and I am letting you know that I accept you as my friend, okay?
I want you to know that.
What does that mean?
You're joining my culture.
I'm joining your culture today.
I'm not a furry.
Of course, no.
Of course, no. No, of course not.
I'm not a furry and I know what you're about to end time.
Of course, of course. That's right.
But just in case you do, I'm joining your culture tonight.
I'm a raccoon and you're going to have sex with me.
Right. That would mean I'm a furry.
No, but you're not, of course, which you're not, of course.
All right.
Herbal than a fully decked out cattle.
I think you're going to like this one, Fursy.
I think you're going to like this one.
I don't have. I don't have. How long is this rate?
God damn. You want a solo? Are they almost out?
Can you pull this off? Are they almost out? Should we run a solo?
We see you here. Oh, I have ammo in my safe pocket.
Oops. You gotta figure it out.
I gotta figure it out. Oh, they're leaving. They're leaving.
They're leaving. I think we're going to leave it.
You gotta figure it out.
You guys get out of it?
I'm good at that.
Yeah, I was good at it.
Okay, good, good, good.
Okay, we'll watch out.
I have a full inventory.
We'll watch them all the way.
We'll watch them all the way.
We'll watch them all the way.
Okay, see if they die.
We are on the way.
Hint time, definitely.
That's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm telling you.
He won't admit it,
but I guarantee you he's in the hint time
and the furry stuff.
I would put it past him.
But we're going to be joining his culture tonight
and showing him that we appreciate him and that he's our friend and we accept him for who he is
and he doesn't have to change one bit am I right boys am I right boys that's right guys can we get
a coaxes brave in the chat let's get a hashtag coaxes is so brave in the chat how's the coaxes
brave and stunning in the chat a coaxes is brave and stunning in the chat that's what I think
We need that's what I think we need right now. All right. Mmm. That's right. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Oh, Mr. Matt, I'm gonna take some white good man. Good. Oh, man
It was a game of some white good man. Good. Oh, man
He's father lapsing good times to do it over time is being sure to actually win some reason I think he was already coming
I've got you. I've got you. I'm on it. I'm on it big man. Oh
All right, we're good to go
I was gonna play with something I think until mr. Officer to time we double-check
Hey boys, we're playing so many people
We're playing with something till officer gets on right
Yeah, yeah, whatever you guys want to do if he's ready to go. I'm not stressful. Hmm. Yeah, he's already goes yet
That's what I was saying. I thought he went only a couple minutes
Then you said you're an idiot
No, I didn't I said you're a furry
folks see now I know now that you see my new outfit you may be inclined to have
sex with me okay but I want to remind you that tonight is about getting goop
winning and good times okay not about being sexually attracted to animals
all right try to contain myself folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy
Closing, closing, closing, closing.
What?
Closing, closing, closing.
You see this summit?
I've already got him in heat.
I already have him in heat.
He is already seething.
He is frothing at the teeth.
Wanting to get a bite of me.
That's not true.
Well, I don't know.
It doesn't seem like it's not true.
Oh, fuck off.
I'm not a furry.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
That's right, that's right.
Let us proceed! Let us proceed!
Let us proceed!
I'm taking us somewhere serendipitous boys. Get ready for some real action. Not another that buried city fiction.
That raid we just had was insane.
I'm trying to get used to that place because I figure it's like better than damn. I kind of don't like damn.
Damn's great!
I love damn!
Yeah!
My only problem is it's like I feel like it's always kind of the same fights because everybody just goes to the same place, right?
That is true.
Look at the other maps, it's more spread out.
That is, that is unequivocally an accurate statement per the situation indeed, doctor.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
They would like, maybe add like another red zone or something like that.
Shut up, pussy.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You shut up, you furry bitch.
I'm drinking El Chingon today.
What is that?
I don't know.
It was left in my fridge from when Officer came over.
It's EL inter CHINGO with a little posh above it.
I think it's El Chingon.
El Chingon.
It is disgusting.
It is disgusting.
It's 7% IPA.
I didn't check the percentage.
7.3. Yeah, 7.3.
You hope it's higher.
Well, yeah, 7.3 is a little low for the voodoo range of class, big man.
I know you like your water beers and your garbage,
But bogilators are classy gentlemen. We like the high percentages
Exactly exactly you talk about you talk about it out sing on out sing on
Let's ride
I
Let's ride
All the week let's there's so many daddies so many so many so many we debuffs over there
Yeah, let's go there with great haste
I'm right behind you cushion behind you. Oh, I've got some fit to know wait, dude. There's so
Many dead bodies what you tell me what you tell me like there is dying now right now or you're finding bodies
They're all dying right now. It's like a parade over there. Yeah
Maybe maybe it's a furry parade folksy
Grantsy grantsy the tomorrow, maybe we're gonna have a great time over here
Underlay underlay
Okay
To the furry parade
There's no one I can't even keep up close to going to the furry parade he's excited I
Can't even keep up with them
No, I didn't be a stop hook either damn he wants that furry parade
Allen yeah
All of the gang I think they're fighting on a hatch. They're fighting on a hatch
They're literally on a hatch so
We're on the hatch
Yeah, they were fighting on a hatch. Well, you might check it out kicks. It would be a loser again. Where they add
What do you see up in front of me? Okay? Wait a minute guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Yeah. We should leave we should leave
why why why they're they're ADSing my wall
he is where they're ADS oh my goodness
they have a bomb they have a bomb run
yeah they're fucking yeah they're
yes yes yes they're cheating they're
cheating their dicks off
well we don't have a way to punch them
we're on 9-10 probably
yeah they're cheating their dicks off
I didn't mean to ball bat we need to
go basic we have to go
we need to go basic
face they're shooting their necks off
like you want to try to fight them
mm-hmm we can beat it easy
if we go if we go up top
then we're just gonna fucking waste
oh good heavens
yeah
they're pushing they're pushing
they are indeed shooting
run!
go go go
keep going now
I'm coming I'm coming I'm just out of fits and all I don't have nothing
Why did my guys so fucking fucked?
They're shooting at me right now, shooting at me right now.
They're missing.
That's not the guy, Gus.
It's the guy wearing your red with a Tempest.
It's just, oh, she must be gonna get caught here.
Shoot him.
Is that the guy who ever is shooting at AR?
Like a rattler or a...
Good heavens.
Or a Tempest.
You guys have to come out and make a deal.
I'd maybe heal after. I'd go. I'd go.
I
The entire way we get behind a wall they're just pre-looking at it. Yeah, I didn't see that they would do a ready for ice
We pass by this one if it gets too crazy to hit another trap
The bigger good thing in that
That makes sense it makes sense why there was nine dead bodies instantly
Maybe they're just really good.
Oh, true.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You have to think about that.
That's the next T-Fu, or the next ninja.
Mm.
Or the next...
Loxy.
Think about that, Loxy.
Think about that for a second.
What if that's you over there?
What if that's you over there?
Cooksy, don't turn around, you'll get a rouse.
This is what every Saturday night looks like for Cooksy.
Hey, here we go.
All of the B-Gag.
be gag. These people down here.
The worst people are directly above us.
Oh, I see I just saw a leg over yonder.
You see that? You see that? There's rat attacks.
I saw some hooligans out in the lobby,
paying on us.
What? We can't touch.
Get one of the stairs right above me.
Okay, nothing.
me wall of everything we go die which I'm gonna be careful of the force here
people out of people out actually any take a turn in the lobby they do all of
I'm going in. There's walls. A lot of stuff walled.
I
Do they how did they go I had to come bridge
Hey, yeah, actually
There's a
chance a small chance or that chance I
Saw a click and coming out of this is a
Small chance a small chance and there's also a chance
did it again small but so many that bodies that I never saw a leg and it
was a graphical error okay
maybe yeah I don't crazy her maybe you do the same to you guys the hackamon I
mean hey you're here now so they're gonna be $40 and you're enjoying so
All right, perhaps perhaps some would stay close to the furry I'll protect you
Stay close to me stay close to me
Don't try not to get around to the summit try not to get aroused
The summit put that boner away
Time for action. They're in the room. They're in the room. Which room which room locked in
They're in here. There's guys calling
room in the room I'm going I'm going
oh there's a fucking oh I got things on
you fuck yeah it's on you what he's on
you I could throw an aide in the room I
could do an aide yeah are you in there
I
Shut up, pussy.
Shut up, bitch, shut up, bitch, eat my butt, eat my shit.
You're the reason for your parents' divorce.
I don't know how you get a quick...
You get a quick provide.
Oh, no, you want to check?
Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
Let me double check.
You can never be too sure.
What's that?
I just felt being there.
Why is that?
After extensive research, the data is still in conclusion.
Yeah.
Thanks, Summit.
Thank you so much.
Hey, no worries, no worries.
Not a great raid to start the day off, boys.
But it is but a mere warm-up.
A mere warm-up.
He will be back with ten times the power next raid.
He had shot.
Perhaps he's the person that was the hard work out there.
He killed him on the ground.
Yes, and...
Yes, Bobbett.
Hey, no worries, no worries.
Someone was in the middle of defending me,
which would have saved my life,
and then he just stopped.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Hey, no worries, no worries.
People make mistakes in the heat of battle, Jimbo.
I cannot blame a good I would understand if it happened to me I get it
all right hey don't worry your body right here I love the sexy corpse at
minimum yeah don't let closey near it you know how he gets with furries I got
both your guns thank you say you know her boss I would love to verbose
Oh, that would be great
I am working on it
There's only a total of 24
You're kind of stupid, but I bet you can count it minimum 24 cozy how many beds you've got oh
Oh my fucking god those are numbers those aren't numbers at all
You're dead again. Yes. What about it center? These are all Toro Force with blue shoaks
These are all tempests more Toro for blue shoaks
Get them at the hateful you know not cheating by the way
I'll take me one of those guys, maybe one of those guys, maybe one of those guys, one
of those guys.
I'm gonna take one of those guys.
That'd be pretty cool if you were alive as a kid.
It's on below everything on purpose.
You see that?
You see how I did that?
Yeah, I see that.
He's playing you.
Playing you like a fiddle.
Oh wait to be the first guy that was stupid?
Oh, not intentionally remember we let the uh...
Respecting Peter Peter
You're really watching this you do that could have all been hours!
That could have been hours if it wasn't for space seasons!
In that that that that that that mystery Mr. Summit
I'm gonna die on the battlefield!
I'm 265 as of now I'm ready to roll.
I
Got you guys leave those on the ground and I don't need nothing another
Wow
Yeah, I'll take this to you keep the other 20
Of course, that's yeah, that's balanced balanced as all things should be
Yeah
I'm gonna say I think there might be is there more bodies inside you first people inside
The rich get richer
See this shit. I'm not sure
The rich get rich and you see this you see that's let's leave
They're looking that greed consumes them they're looking for even more group while we sit here
They should leave probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am six toros.
Six toros. Ten vents.
Goopy god.
Why did the goopy guy kill me?
You see?
It's okay, it's okay.
Alright.
I'm pretty chillin' now, what I got.
I
Think they got crazy shit
You gotta take the small dumb ears and time out
It's more than
Okay, what are you at these two big boys up here?
What are you at right now?
276
Yeah, I'm only 300 peanut. Were you at?
Hey, fuck you some shit
I'm looking at it and toasties zero right about now not too savvy not too savvy
nothing to write home about but it's not his way my favorite part of the raid was
eating a missile that was my favorite part what about you guys
probably when you know I'll be refraining a missile while summit aura farmed on my
dead body it was not intended by the god you rock sexy while doing it though I
I fucking panicked take another sip of the chili hmm he's just right he's just
Something about
Oh
Fuck listen, I'm probably dead
That we're good to go
Make mistakes the heat of battle Jimbo put that shit on my shirt. I stole that from Jimmy Neutron
That's Jimmy Neutron's dad's quote. I think we get soon. I think it is. Is it? I think so. I'm pretty certain. I think so. Wait, hold on. Let me give you a guess.
But actually might have been a quote somebody came up with and then put it on a photo of his dad. I don't know if he actually said it. Let me check. Let me check.
Did Jimmy's dad say, people make mistakes in the heat of battle, Jimbo?
Okay, literally no searches came up on Google.
Try doing it this way.
No Jimmy Neutron's dad, Hugh Neutron did not say that line in the show.
The phrase we all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo. Oh, okay
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo. That's what it was. That's what it was
Sounds about right sounds about right
I thought you said the court all wrong had the court all wrong
good that you do good I let you die thinking my boy you boys have a great
raid it was okay oh word word well I'm on my last on but it have no blue seals
well I'm glad you guys go that was a good how do you mean how the night
You can buy three. Oh, yeah, I forgot only one got to that. I got two. Yeah, two lab
Bring in somebody. Thank you, sir
You're good, man. You see me right
Got those guns for me chief
Of course, I do. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Summit
I had a I had a I had a renegade four and a bobcat four
Thank you good chair
They're nice. They're nice. Thank you. Good. Good. Thank you. Good. Thank you. That's very kind of you. It's very kind of you
You're a little bit of good. Sorry for killing you. Hey, no way. No worries. No worries. No worries
No worries good sir, but next time there's a flying metal demon shooting nuclear
explosives at you, please don't run directly to me good sir.
Yeah, I got it.
If you, you're not mine, gentle sir.
Of course.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
One moment, gangs.
One moment.
There we go.
A little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of that.
Then we ride!
Oh, yo, I gotta work on that too.
Thanks for reminding me.
I'm still on page one.
I need 22 arc alloy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You think you can bring a good bit for Joe Gallo?
I'll think I always every time I get them my
Find them into our circuitry so keep them for long. Oh
It's just kind of you just got killed like one bashing right or whatever one fucking barb over there
Yeah, that's not that that's not that would do that lickety-splat would do that lickety-splat
Yeah, it's easy
you got that blue shield chief?
No, I guess we'll see.
I can bring you a blue shield.
Thank you, sir.
Just trying to save on my resources till we start lending.
You're a good man, son.
Yeah, I understand.
I want you to know that.
Don't you let anyone have a different life.
Yeah, sorry for killing you again.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, no worries.
No worries.
Honestly, I didn't even want to live.
Living is so cliche.
Honestly, next time just bring a sock in it and blow my face off.
I think it's quickest for everybody.
All right, we're going here, we're going here.
Guys, I know we've got the mail.
I know we've got the mail, but they're bringing a scoop.
We can only take the mail out one at a time.
We don't got enough space.
Remind me no boys. He's remind me please it's boys. Please it's boys. We'll use us
We will use us. What's waiting till we die on this one and then they don't get a group there will pull those out
Should have duped ducks for money. No, no, I shouldn't have no I shouldn't have no I should not have pink
That's like going into a single-player game and typing in the sheets
Immediately that is no fun. You have no good experience. You don't work for it
The space dollars don't mean shit unless you work for them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I would rather be poor
with honor and
rich
No
You saw them yesterday, I don't so much this game
Yeah, that's cuz I was really poor think of it as like a
Space government handout, okay space. Yep, you know how much open check what's what sweet would you say?
I've got 300 and two thousand
We got it yes, is this thing on 200 and two thousand
Yeah, yeah, sing on. Am I muted? We had it in 2000. Oh, yeah, your inventory, like,
like, you got the three mil? You give a take, give a take. Inventory is just like fucking
gold guns and crazy. Give a take, give a take. Yeah, I do have 65 bobcats. Okay, I
Yeah, they're like decked out like 30k up off.
Uh, give a take, give a take.
Give a take, give a take.
No.
Not at all, honestly.
You only take bobcats in or you only take bobcats out?
I only take bobcats out, unless I'm really feeling myself.
If I'm feeling zesty that rain,
you know, come on, if I'm trying to get it queen,
huh?
Then I take one end.
Let's ride!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is Shani.
Keep your eyes peeled, Raider. We have field depots scattered all around Topside.
You're looking for makeshift structures with blue tarps and antennae on top.
Let's ride!
Best weapon combo for space for...
I'm a furry, half-saxed me, Clogsy.
Woooo!
I'm a furry, half-saxed me. Woooo!
I've got my finest dog suit on, and I'm a ghost furry.
I know he wants it, I know he wants it.
Die.
You see him over there blushing?
I know he wants it.
Come on.
Let's all be real here for a second.
He's real defensive about it, you know.
Mm-hmm, real defensive.
By the way, if I sound weird, I got a whole new, like, you see an audio and stuff like that, so if anything sounds bad, let me know.
What's the specs of your new PC?
Fuck, I just realized I asked Coltsy that.
He has no otherworldly idea what's in that PC.
There's a processor, a motherboard.
OK, need those.
Those are the essentials.
Packaging like foam, you take it out of the comb.
If we used to have an adult present while you had, you hooked it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, OK.
PC sponsors flew in to set up the PC.
Jesus Christ, I would fucking hate to be that guy.
That's hardcore.
Who's your PC sponsor?
The PowerGPU.
He set it up immediately, but then I broke it, and then he set it up again, and then I broke it again.
Jesus Christ.
And then he told me to stop touching this.
Jesus Christ, yes, I would recommend you do not touch your computer in the slightest.
Well, I wanted my thing to have a little megaphone.
Oh, you want your computer to have a megaphone?
Yeah, I could be like
You know what I mean like that. I got one of those
You know that no, that's my bleep. So when I want to say slurs you fucking
Clicker. How did you stamp with that?
You're the right of me, the right of me!
I'm going in!
He's dead!
Right, right, right!
Got one, got one, he's dead!
You're here!
Have a C4, I can throw in.
I'm going to side, baby, okay?
I'm going to side, baby, right, right, right.
On!
Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap!
Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap! Take that, Hooligan!
Take that!
We did pretty good and came out unscathed.
I'm sorry, I'm bored.
He didn't even leave a scratch.
Why would you say that in the game?
So I can make it seem like I could have to kill them really fast.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
West side.
Yeah, these guys are noobs.
You're doing that next level thinking.
That psychological warfare.
Give it a shot.
Hello, four other teams that we have teamed up with all in here.
No one will ever be able to penetrate these walls with me and one team.
Everybody's welcome up.
That's good acting.
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job.
Yeah, that was the worst porn acting I've ever seen in my life.
You know, it's time to slip it in.
I was supposed to say a beach is a bath tub.
Step mom, why don't you just get out of the dishwasher?
You can see there's no way you're possibly stuck on that rack.
There's no way you're stuck.
Step sister.
What's going on?
Dwyer is mad is massive. There's no way you can't get yourself out of the situation
Follow me through. Oh, oh jeep who's he's
Here we go
This is the event are we gonna try doing this there is I'm not in that
Mm-hmm
Man that guy's up there. That guy's up there sitting on the walls
Playing for tonight for tonight. Oh, I see these up. You had to play it for tonight. You used to play fortnight, didn't you?
Yeah, huh? I did I did yeah used to be the 90 Cracker back in fortnight days, weren't you clumsy?
You should write a fortnight rap song
They were cranking hogs. I was taking 90s
You're something like that? I'll get you started. I'll eat out of beef for you something
You'll be cranking your hog. I'll be cranking a 90
I can't I'm stuck now
Okay, I'm on it
I put this furry suit on and then suddenly his plans makes sense they fall into place
I'm safe. I'm safe.
We push these fools.
Yeah, didn't we want to try finding the power cell?
We will kill these fools first. They will find the power cell.
Mm-hmm.
All right. Well, let's go down here somewhere and then push them over here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Well, you let me take it simply silly before we continue.
I was taking a sip of the silly it's like a reward for all our hard work
I want you Bobo I want you
I'm gonna go up the natural way. I don't have a zip line.
Go up the side ladder. Oh my god. Top floor, top, top, top. Right here. They're ADS.
We don't get up here then.
Do we just have to look over on this side?
That wall is up here.
That wall is up here.
He hit me once.
I hit him.
They're all up there.
All up there.
He's a really bad push.
Really bad push for us.
Come here.
We have to drop.
This is such a bad push.
Yo, let me know what you guys are fighting on.
Come up the ladder.
No, hit this and roll it.
Just hit that and roll.
Wait here for a second.
Oh, we're getting out.
It's a really bad push.
Oh.
You tell me how you get down.
They're just sitting up there.
up there on the highest of the height with walls and then someone's looking over
from tower oh this hour here yeah we got you got you okay and then they're
We can't push that place. Don't be sorry. That's
Yeah awkward. You know at least you're going this time. Maybe I'm over it. I don't know if that
I've got 400 bullets we can just take out the walls
Yeah, I'm down. Let's uh, let's go into this time and then do that follow me gang
get all of me crew get ready to turn and burn if we need to
wait why would they blast that's really stupid yes they still think maybe
Oh, Jesus, come on.
Back to one.
I got one.
You win, John?
Get out!
Just check it out and you'll see if you are winning.
I
Know the wall with the wall nice don't do that hacks off dude you brought out here
I
Know the one broke the one broke okay, perfect
I'm gonna get a little bit closer. Okay, you're teacher. If you can break that last all we can maybe just beat one out
You can place it on the wall. I'm breaking it up. Break it
Take that wall, take that!
Got it!
He's exposed, he's exposed!
Okay, yeah, he's gonna be right here.
You see a barn?
Oh!
That's a barn.
What's close, what's close to me?
One shot close, one shot close.
I
Know the water the one broke
He's not pushing up with me. He's not pushing
He's not you bastard
Hit him off
I'm coming you so I'm coming I got you
They have teammates, spread.
On my corner, on my corner, it's on my right in front of me.
Yes, Jimmy's right here, right here.
Hit him once.
He's on corner, he's on corner right here.
Right here, close, close, close, close, close.
He dropped, he dropped, he dropped.
Did you get down the last wall?
Yeah.
I'm coming boys all right yeah top of the right roof right roof right roof
You're right, we're right.
We're.
Just worry about worry about this guy.
I'm scared about this guy.
Snap fucking on us.
You're being.
No.
No.
Thanks.
What do you think it's like this or.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Is he missing him?
Are you trying to get out of?
Jesus Christ!
Is he missing him?
Are you trying to skedaddle?
You can stare at that, I guess.
I'm worried about his boy.
Who is this Amigo at?
His ombre.
He's directly under us.
That's okay.
I see you both snap hook up at the same time and I'll take care of this Amigo.
Well, we can get shot from the windows under that's why
Yeah, that's how possible I'll be holding down
Break the wall break the wall broke
If you push right now you can get him
I got you boys I got you I got you oh shit
Fuck!
I'm sure they'll push under with you to get me up there.
Eeeeh, third time's the charm!
SHOOUGE!
One moment, clue.
Fuck!
Oh, he's down here now!
Ting, ting, ting. That was wrong, though.
Broke him, broke him, broke him!
He's not getting it!
What the hell?!
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
YEEEAH!
I'm still in the corner.
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching.
I'm not on our roof, right here.
I'm going in!
Charge!
Got him, got him!
Watch this, are you boys in?
Nice, nice, nice.
OK, one, one.
I don't know what you said, but I don't care.
No, motherfucker!
There you go.
I think you're quick enough for you there.
I think you're stabbing up right down there to be honest.
No, you're good.
Did you get it boys?
Yeah. Good work.
I told you boys we could handle those fools.
God of fools.
I'll get you, oh shit.
There had to be nothing on us to be emotional.
That's fine, Crouppen.
Now we gotta go get that battery.
You have seven minutes if you can find that I can find a battery
Don't you worry?
My mom ate them when she was pregnant with me
I kind of feel an attraction when I'm near one
I had power. You got the talent on it?
Yeah, that's incredible that's incredible
That's that's that's incredible good shit
That was a 50-50 shot you'd be a tech CEO and turned out you know how you did
And
You know Caloy
he was a way out there
I'm looking for the battery
what I thought I did
yeah yeah yeah
oh what the hell
get out of here
Get out of here fool!
Fool!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Boom!
Nooooo!
Just let him loot and let him crawl.
DARREN!
Loot and let him crawl.
Retreat!
Retreat!
There's a Klaika army over here! Klaika Legion!
Because he's dead?
Dude, what?
What did that happen?
What the?
Whoa.
Yeah, this is easily.
Why is there a bunch of bats in the sky right now?
What the?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
So I could use some medical assistance if you don't mind.
All over the gang.
Yeah, I'm coming over to you.
Thank you, Mrs. Zimmer. Thank you.
You see that closely? That's a good teammate.
I don't see you coming over to help.
And someone would walk 5,000 miles and someone would walk 5,000 more
Just to get his best friend and sex mate walk up in space and port while coaxi is dead
I don't know the next one. So I don't know if that went along with the son, but I tried my best
Thanks
We know swaps you do see you if you look for the battery
Look, he's dead didn't get it. Yeah, we'll just leave. Well, let's get close you back in
Hmm
The shoot off the body you're taking over the server you win the winners were the winners
Here we go
He massacred all these people I'm telling you you go close. He was doubting us, but we were we were
Decimating its entire map
I
Let
You're good about it you saw what they feel the same scamp, but we are we are
Well, you're a furry too. Are you just doing it out of solidarity for coaxing?
something like that yeah yeah I told you something that's a good man right there
that's a good man
fuck you so hard later someone
excellent rain little minute
excellent rain
not too savvy boys
little sip of the silly it's like a reward
We got some useful supplies we get a ton of money, but we got a lot of useful supplies. I don't help us
I don't help us
He that my mom adores you
And today was her last day at work, she's not retired can you wish her a happy retirement? Oh
I don't want any I don't want any of it.
Mmmm.
What's again?
No you brother man.
I don't think I'm gonna get any of them.
Oh god your peanuts.
What the?
You just...
You didn't even have to say peanuts perl right there.
You could just direct that hate at me.
You turn to prejudice and racist.
How was that?
My people have suffered far too long for the likes of you to be talking down
upon them.
Fuck you.
Alright pal.
You see this guy, you see this guy he hates on my people.
They've been genocides on my people, genocides.
Look at Texas Roadhouse.
They step on my people once they're done mutilating their corpses.
I don't know if they still do that.
Well, they did until COVID came around.
Maybe.
Oh shit, my...
Now they put them in bags.
Yeah, I got bombs.
So it's like COVID proof of like whatever the buck
Everyone knows you can't catch COVID from a peanut in a bag
That's just what I want
And my boys take that
Yeah bids, good thing up.
Gotcha.
Hmm, or, oh who's name is Nancy?
Oh, I mean what type of Nancy?
Open excursion on a magic, on an experience.
You see, you see.
I said pretty good reign so far,
don't wanna jinx it too much.
No way, they're gonna all look the exact same
as this all down tonight.
We're never gonna lose a single one.
We'll get rid of the fucking pass.
And no one can stop us
Fuck yeah, you know what I'm talking about son
Yeah
Don't remember the last time I lost
What's been many moons ago?
Many too many moons to count too many moons to count. Yeah
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Uh...
Mm-hmm.
Okay. That's right.
Alright, since you've got the adrenaline shots already, dude...
Alright, Mr. JT, Mr. Charlie,
I'm gonna find some one good man, good man!
Thank you, boy. Thank you, man.
Mm.
Uh...
Oh
PC the Thunderdome EDM remix of you legit people raven fucking crazy
Yeah, I saw that
Who do you think paid all the view bots to be in the audience?
You asking me about solid?
That guy knows how to put on show but we take it to the people moving he gets the people
moving up out of the chairs and dance and they don't even need math although I heard
it makes it fun I heard it makes it much better you don't even need it though with
Kawachi
Makes it way more fun. Yeah, I've heard I've heard don't worry. I've heard. Oh, you're gonna stop
You guys wait, let me get a quick stop. Look boys. Hey guys wait
Wait supposedly yeah check your mail cold snap is back
Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, you want to play but it's February. Yeah, I think he just ran out of ideas.
I would win. Word. Word. Word. Word. Word. Understandable. Understandable. Have a great day.
Well, yeah, I'm not going to do that. And then also, I know I've got some stuff in my
I've got some stuff, I've got some stuff, I'm kind of spreading it out over multiple days.
I'll spread you out, holy shit, over multiple days?
It's my mouth.
Cheese, we're cracked that shit up and spread eagle, you're talking about?
Cuckoo!
Nope.
Cuckoo!
Ah, don't you worry, I've been sipping on pineapple juice since last Monday.
My pussy gonna take good.
Oh my.
Now let's ride!
I
Drive it's fucking snowing. It's snow with its tibia here
I already want to forget that it's cold and die to it. I'm telling you now so that when it happens you can't laugh at me
All right, we'll keep going. You only gonna show go down. I didn't really notice it before
So double chances now I read the numbers don't worry
Oh, it'll be true.
I wish you would tell you.
And tomorrow, maybe every time you took a ticket, damage,
your guy goes, oh!
Tomorrow?
So, get that into play.
It's something like that?
Oh.
I'm a bit nippus.
It's a bit nippus out here.
Ha, ha, ha.
Seems like they've read a little extra, you know?
I'm sure he ain't close to you like a big deep breath.
We got colder.
Yeah, look at the snow on your outfit.
That's fucking sweet though, huh?
That is cool.
That is cool.
That's cool.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Probably right.
We see?
Yeah, that melts off you.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Don't worry, Coach.
I got it.
Get out of here.
Oh, Tegels up front.
She looks up front.
Just to give you a chance?
I think he's at that pillar still.
One on the left, one on the left.
Fighting, fighting, fighting.
I can't, what the hell, that guy.
Everyone try something left.
I don't want you to.
That guy is absolute.
Front right, front right, front right.
And then left, where are you crouching?
Left is close to you.
Easy.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, Joe.
And I got you.
No children left behind!
Take that fool!
Left to the left, left to the left!
We did it!
Good thing I...
Oh my goodness, he got me.
He's handsome and sexy.
Wait, here, wait, here?
Yeah, one.
Absolute.
Here, take a picture.
One.
Take it, find it, take it, find it!
Turn the back, turn the back!
Oh my god, that's a bomb
He was just shooting me?
Yeah he's doing it.
I got you, I got you.
No she's not behind, no she's not behind.
I've got you, I've got you, I've got you!
They're gonna find you, they're gonna find you, they're gonna find you.
I'm gonna be tricky.
Oh one's on me, one's on me!
On, on, on!
No!
Keep crawling!
Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me!
Yes
I forgot to bring back up here some audience
We're gonna have to do we have to do we have to do
I'll take this guy's group first. It's gonna be two. Yeah, it's gonna be two. We're gonna goop. Yeah, I got some I got some
I'm gonna get up gonna heels
I
Think this guy called away to this guy did call away fuck
I mean these guys are gonna call away, but they're gonna
Oh my goodness, he's handsome and sexy on the left.
I shot the wall.
I did my part.
I'm going to send it to this guy.
down right
you're coming over there
that's right
we're good we're good we're good
I'm coming in
someone put a wall here
oh my
watch this watch this
I'm here boys I'm here
I don't need to fear the t-beater
is here oh my goodness what
take us what take us
he's looking again
we should be looking
I think we should listen to people on there
Get on Tico take this fools
Did you have subverted them we can the power
The how do you like that fool how do you like that you got a fool's
Thanks.
Man, it's only one dead body.
Hey, see one right here, right here.
They're pushing over.
I don't think he saw me.
He saw me late.
Fuck, I'm in here.
He saw me close, close.
He's gonna drop it down.
Oh, go, go, go!
Kill them, kill them, kill them.
Kill them.
Yeah, kill them.
Hell of a close, hell of a close.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I can't see that.
Kiko Chief, puppy, I can't hear you.
Run.
Running, running.
I'm on you.
I'm on you.
I'm on you.
I'm on you.
Oh
Dingle
That's what on the back end
What an asshole
I
Eat my
Stand back I'll handle this one
I didn't know you died.
Yeah.
Fuck, I didn't know we sent it.
I didn't really have too much of a choice.
Yeah, well, nobody's really to blame.
It's kind of an unfortunate situation.
probably best you just wrap it up and go next raid without thinking about it too
deeply hello good sir hello hold on now sir oh okay
right okay excellent read
Hey, gentlemen, excellent raid.
What the shit about you, Foxy?
Yeah, well, he said, oh my god, is that peanut?
And then proceeded to put himself between them
shooting 400 bullets right through my body.
So that's how my raid ended right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
I mean, honestly, I mean like I don't know like if we're like trying to figure out who's fault it was
But I don't close if you're down with that so much
I'm okay with that. All right, two be one. All right, that's okay. There were three. There were a few boys
You came up the metal stairs
I'll take that deal any day of the week.
You a little bit of googly?
That's my fault.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Whose fault does that make you?
That's my fault.
I take full responsibility.
Yeah.
I have 100% of my fault.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
want to add I hate you as well excuse me wondering hi okay all right little bit of
goo one moment one moment gang and then we'll get some shotgun ammo for Mr.
chicken. Here we go.
Blip that. And then one of these.
Some of these.
Here we go.
That team that died behind the wall.
Yeah
They all had tempest fours and torvos. Oh my goodness gracious. That could have been a massive
Goobraid for us massive Goobraid
That's right
He's not view body. Yes, I am shut up pussy. All right, where do we attack do attack? What do attack?
And liar saying actually what what?
That was so many people I thought we had that in the bag but then there's just too many men
They just kept coming and coming and coming. I know what to do
There's no indian side
Understand I don't understand actually
I'm just I'll show you you gotta learn today
You'll learn today boy. I was that
Let's do it
I'm here hello good sir. Oh, Mr. Blow. I'm over this one good man. Good. Ah, man. Oh
Oh
My girlfriend says I want you too much
I told her if she would let me go her more I wouldn't need to watch you
What's
Oh
She would let me go
That makes no sense
Break up with your girlfriend. There's not enough time for that foolishness. There's only time for buggy lating
sex you talk about sex you naughty boy not in nothing nothing not in nothing
not there! Let's RIDE!
We pop a fresh 2.6 million light.
Make sure focus.
You boys ready for a great raid?
That's what I like to hear!
I'm here.
I say you guys ready for a great raid?
Yes sir.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hate this map.
Oh, we'll swap it up then.
We'll swap it up.
I know you're disdain for it
Absolutely absolutely anything to make my soldiers more comfortable
I'm going to give you a soda rub and perhaps a back rub and a flick of the tip anything
I appreciate the absence
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Thank you for being so generous as well, Mr. Clokesy. Very giving man you are. Yeah, I got you. Don't worry. Sheesh
That's a man. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I homies need a bro job. I'm gonna give him that bro job. Absolutely. Absolutely
That's what I say. We're calling a bro job for no reason. Ha! Exactly. That's what I say
We're good men, Mr. Clokesy. I've actually never heard that. Oh
Oh
I bet sexily dies is sweet
Yeah, you don't have to go to the mall and give him like a like a fur coat
You got to talk about your feelings you just pump and dump and then you go play some super smash bros with you with your homie
But that shit's fine
Six pack of PBR pop them and they hop on super smash bros
I
See inside all charges
About us right behind now it should be down the bram
They're breaching are you beating are you preaching preaching preaching preaching?
They're outside, outside, outside door!
Okay, fuck, they just killed, they just killed.
Uh, you have to pee, I can't, you're gonna be hit, you're gonna be hit, you're gonna be hit.
Oh my god, they're heads of insentium!
I'm dead.
Oh!
I'm dead, by the way.
What?
I don't need help!
What a psycho!
Sir!
Sir, before you kill me.
Okay, I'm dead immediately.
I killed him, somebody have to run for him.
Immediately.
Oh my god, you see me being a ninja right now?
Oh, I'm no longer a ninja.
Holy shit.
Well...
I came over to you to save you, but I think you guys were amazing.
Well, we got fucked.
Now it's time to do the super-smash powers.
That's gonna work. That's gonna work. I can already tell.
I can't smoke! I can't smoke!
I'm learning. I'm learning. Oh, yeah
We're watching
Yeah, no way
I don't know what that means.
Someone's still going for it! He doesn't care if it's a 1v1000!
Oh, I know!
You fought valiantly, someone.
That was impressive.
To say the least.
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
I
Would do initiate super over time advanced mechanical attack to keep us out of those types of raids
I've never seen that in weeks. Well, you see that every day. I don't know what crack your smoking
Okay, well, I haven't played with you in like fucking two weeks. Well, okay, I guess it actually makes sense
I mean a little do that we get a little do you I don't even know why people seems
like me it's not even a achievement to kill me don't kill someone where you can
be part of it like shroud or something or like ninja or on TV it's not even an
achievement you look like an ass tell them coaxie we suck
Am I right boys?
You all looped me and summoned into this.
You got a little bit of goop.
Wide moment gang.
I don't know what side to be on here.
Yeah, on my side.
On my right side.
All loopy and summoned into this.
Bring it to us.
Bring it to the grenades.
my wife said I have an unhealthy relationship with you divorce her
divorce her and take the dog. We've heard the kids you don't need them.
You a little bit of goop. There we go. Perfect.
I might bring a stitch to this rain.
What about a stitch instead of a total?
I should be a stitch at this time.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
What are those?
And then, then,
what are these?
What are those?
And what are these?
And what are these?
And what are those?
Again, some of these, I could do.
Here we go, we'll grab some of this stuff
from Mr. Chicken, a little bit of that,
a little bit of this, and then some extra
from this kind lady.
I'm not here for Chit Chat Ma'am, I'm here for battle.
Okay boys, I'm ready to go.
You have to ride.
I am also ready.
Peanut sir, I need some advice.
My friend is replacing me with a woman.
First advice I give you is pick up a dictionary.
Woman is not that hard of a word.
about secondly secondly I see a thing I get this far I was gonna talk about the
dictionary part um secondly
secondly secondly
secondly use AI to photoshop an image of her pregnant send it to your friend
and say she cheated on him.
Let me know if you have any other questions.
Do not hesitate to ask, sir.
Do not hesitate to ask.
That's right.
They have real advice.
That's right.
Yeah, you can go vague, cut your moon rock align.
Chakras bullshit therapy crap. That's a real solution to your problem that you got
It's illegal oh psych of mine psych
Don't do that
Fucking don't do that
Psych of course psych got you pranked you
Hmm officer you with a hell is he he still hasn't texted me. I'm telling you he's supposed to get on a while ago
That's making fail that's making us fail
Yeah, we knew the game was done you have dimensions something that's also something we have seen many a multitude of times
I'm gonna tell you if this 45 out that I've gone on he's in his feral state
He only knows eat sex sleep. That's all he knows right now
100% 100%
I'm telling you I'm telling you I wear a hat, so I don't get a dent
I think he's talking about my hat. That is a little raccoon.
Oh, yeah. Yes. We are saying you may be aroused by the raccoon on my hat.
I'm not. That's exactly what someone who's aroused by a raccoon would say.
I am not a furry. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, I don't know.
Oh, Cogsie, you don't understand we are your friends.
We go, yes.
We go, yes, we're your furry.
We go, hooray, we're your furry.
There's no need to be ashamed.
What you wanna be.
Exactly, we're your friends here, pal.
What'd we have on this summit?
What he said.
All right, Summit.
Give him one of your sialises.
Also, what this raccoon can do.
Why did we fail again what?
Maybe we make a group.
I think servers are down.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm getting banned, update, patching.
Could be any of those.
I did cheat my dick off yesterday.
that's true all right wait let me let me restart my game and see if I got banned
let's take it let me see this update too let me see wait well then we should
restart our games because we're gonna have to restart I'm not seeing is there
way to check for updates is there a button to check for updates oh yeah I
think it's right click check for updates thanks for coming by dead bug I
There's no check for update button Val.
Properties updates.
Properties? Yeah, but there's no check for update button.
I'm just gonna sign that. Fuck it.
Man, please.
Hey, then you can go back to Tarkov.
Yeah, weeeeeee!
Tarkov! Woo!
as the servers are down, right?
Are the servers down?
Is anyone else having problems getting into the servers?
Hmm.
No, yes.
I'm getting half yeses, half notes to get into servers problems.
I'm actually getting a lot of yeses.
A lot of yeses.
Yeah, I was getting the server down as well.
This might be an RV there yet, Nye.
Woo!
I have a blackout for playing RV there.
Yeah, yeah, I'm back in love you guys back
Unfortunately, well, I actually was bad. That was actually the problem with the hell
But I just bugged with you. I was dead
You can't you here? There you go. Hey, you go
No
Get in here boys get in here.
I hope you get banned for real thanks, thanks chief.
Thanks for looking out chief.
Appreciate it big man.
Alright let's try this again.
Let's try this again.
Just jacked one out for good luck.
Let's see if that changes anything
Are we there yet would be the end. Oh, we made it
I'm going to be back in a minute.
Follow me, please.
I mean, I was seriously absolutely suck and dry.
Thank you for the awful good, sir.
But I just jacked one out before the raid!
Perhaps another time.
Perhaps another time, my Goopla.
do you see twitch's tweet where they ask people if they do what goop was
thanks friends I love these conversations really help you feel
close to you guys I think I didn't actually like get a full full watch on
I was on my phone. Oh, so you hate me. Oh, okay
There's much as ready as random people isn't it?
Good. Oh, I don't know. I don't know special people. Yeah, I don't know
That's right, that's right folks. She's a little more special than the rest
He's got that glit in his eye.
What am I talking about?
There's always a little bit of drool on the right side of his mouth for some weird reason.
That's what I see.
And his left eye is a little lower than his right.
He pronounces words like, oooooh!
Running up, running up, running up towards, running up from northeast.
That's what it sounds like when you come across like a really fucking stacked body.
You're always right here! Oh my god! He's right here!
F**K!
Back to audio, audio get it?
Oh goodness gracious!
Take that fool!
There's a guy in the roof, sh**.
There's a one! There's a one!
There's a guy in the roof.
I need help, I need help! I need help on me!
I'm coming! I got you! I got you!
It's George!
Oh you're in there!
You got it! You got it! You got it!
Do it! Go work! I got you! I got you!
There's another team! There's another team!
There's another team! There's another team!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You got to go!
That way, you got to go!
Yeah, we got it, we got it, Jeff.
Listen, wait, wait, wait.
You fuck you!
You think, can we talk?
Eat my butt and the shit inside of my head!
Gotcha.
Which way do I sit up?
Right, okay, boys, good job.
Little bitty healing.
Little bitty healing.
You taste the book.
All three?
I got all three, I got all three.
Nice, good shit.
And the cleanup crew.
worried about behind us I kind of want to go we kill you guys
ooh scabby kids games would apricot score in a lemon no way now we're cooking
I'm gonna take it with the people in these floors.
I'm taking a quick peek see it, I'm not seeing nothing.
Nothing nothing.
I
Help thank you. I think there's people down in the bunker
There's people down in the bunker boys
Boys there's people down in the bunker
Yeah, you got my last wall me can go down to the bunker. That's okay
I found two walls by the way if you want to do the red attack
Get down to the month dog. I see guys. He doesn't mean you do chat at the same time everyone's standing muted
This is why I don't wait it dumb ass
Now let's ride follow me crew
Stay frosty boys, stay abritulent.
Right.
I'm going left and I'm going left.
Overloop.
Hey, Clay, got a clue?
Hey, there goes my key!
There goes my key!
Okay, let's go to the bridge.
I'll jump down.
Oh, wall!
I've seen some complexities.
Okay, there's a couple of them by a breach room.
I see right here, I see right here, another wall.
Kicking up.
Yeah, we should go from the bridge probably.
Oh, they're all the other side, the other side.
Yeah, one's over here, there's a guy over here.
I just have to draw.
Hey, you're in between two.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Take that fool!
Yeah.
Rock on, rock on.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Take that fool! Take that fool!
Not you, not you!
Two down, two down!
Wait, did you hear him?
I got him, I got him!
I do need it, I do need it.
It's not game!
Yo, yo.
I need ships.
They're gonna flank, they're gonna flank.
One charge, absolute one.
You're charged!
Shit
What an asshole
You guys ain't good
Thank you, thank you, thank you sir. Oh my goodness
Oh, it's up to you coachie. Yeah, I don't know from where that's gonna last the east east east
I'm fucking dead
He's doing it. He's doing it. Oh sure before you kill me. I've got something very important to tell you
Did I see that fucking spot man? It just smokes everywhere
Okay, then on the ground on the ground right here that you need it all righty
They'll catch you on the flippity-flop boys. We'll catch that hooligan on the flippity-flop
You got lucky this time
Oh shit, well, well, quick mute, a quick mute, sorry gentlemen, sorry boys, a quick
Yeah, I'll just do it this way if you want to go that way, I'll go this way.
That's a mob cat and they're fighting.
You gotta get that something you gotta get that quickly.
Do you think?
It's a 42.
There's a guy coming.
Tell me when you push it out.
This guy's right behind me.
Everyone go to coming up.
No, it's a full note team.
Full note team.
Full note team.
down below under me. Alright boys. I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm rich. I don't know what that
was. They're on. They're on work. Obviously, he is in a groovy mood. He is in a groovy
mood. I see him. I see a whole team. I see a whole team. He's ready. Wanting to say
jams with the people
One more to your left. Yeah, I see past the bridge anything
Yeah, I crossed the bridge cross the bridge you'll let him know let him know
You're gonna be
running
That's it. I did it this guy
He's doing it. He's doing it. Okay. Yeah, you just trying to shoot me through the smoke. Yeah, you're good
You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
Me first, okay
Yeah
Just tune in and peanut sted that's why you have no arms or legs
Fuck is up with each first time chat tonight. The hell is wrong with you
Fuck you
Oh shit, okay, we might have to go up these ladder back there that might be a whole different team on there
We gotta go
This is a Bobcat the Bobcat guy's right here. This is a good time to tell you guys. I forgot to do any of the tag
Yeah, I can fucking tell a good Bobcat guy
No one dead no one dead right here
Wait, oh wait, that's what that guy was saying. I thought he was making turkey noises. Sorry
My apologies my apologies my apologies. I thought those are just turkey noises. Yeah, I think my apologies my apologies
But there was a turkey down there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just gobble gobble
That's one bobcat with a genetic and there's another one under me taps taps taps us. That's me. Oh
What I was doing your name was above his head
We good now, I think holy shit the trap work
Learn and watch
Yeah, I can tell you didn't do that in that order. I
Learned that watch. Yeah, I forgot to do it. I'm I apologize. I promise, but you have tons of goop now
I couldn't see of the team. I mean
Oh
Yes, I'm dead. I'm dead. That is a factual statement and said
You know the sip the silly there's someone below this one below
Where I don't know I just I'm seeing my chat. I'm see my bug ladies. Yeah, it's right there, right? I think
It's boys
right here one shot one shot
literally one shot
down on this side it's important
good work nice good shit
thank you boys thank you boys
let's scoop and leave yeah uh dropping
there would be quite sublime for my situation
over there there is what you being bad is close to fault don't give it to him
don't you worry I saw his methods in his strands about they had left me dead in
the center
No German in the chat either, no German and no Russian in the chat, no English, or anything
other than English.
I don't want to check these guys down below, you're going to have success.
I'm going to get on those dudes.
It's got an Osprey or something like that.
I'm going to maybe check the guy down below.
What level Osprey?
One.
Ooh, yeah that's a dumb and pure.
I'm going to get this guy off of him.
That's it, that's it.
What's up next to me?
Give me an eagle eye view.
I'm watching both.
You can be sitting in slurs.
Slurs I don't know about.
Go ahead.
Oh, hey
I'm 245 yeah, yeah, I'm too sexy. Let's do it
Oh, how are you already dead there's a thousand of them there was a thousand of them.
Why do you only have 300k?
Why did your dad leave you on the firehouse steps at the age of four?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's both think about our situations.
Let's both think about our situations.
How?
I'll think about my decisions about yours.
You say that 300,000 is an honorable amount
You like French guys
I have two Tempest Forests, a Bobcat Forest, a Kinetic, oh my god.
Venice
Venice like five Toros
Five babies
Stitcher
Hmm a stitcher on you
Yeah, it's taken to sell attachments on blue all blue attachments that would be my stages one out
I'm not even joking that would legitimately
I have two bobcats, but I'm just gonna recycle one to fuck you if we can't do a fight. I have one mag
Am I gonna that's a
Say I'll good be gonna be good for seaforce
He's a peanut racist
it's excellent rain boys excellent rain
we keep failing and making it out of the rain together
I
Maybe we can switch who dies, maybe
Okay, all right, thanks as long as it's like like on your agenda as long as it's like you think about it
considerate
Means it means a lot. Thank you, sir
Peanut jumping over a broken bridge and playing a wall
I was dominating. What are you talking about? I was killing it out there. I
Walked so you boys could run
died I
Died but I walked so you boys are T. I killed I threw a tree grenade that broke two on the end and then I killed two at
The front with two tree grenades
Sure, I'm 90% said
Yeah, I'm pretty certain. Yeah.
A little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
Here we go. I'm out of pink hogments.
I have nothing left to live for.
I'm just going to use one that a cheating.
It took for me.
Here we go. Perfect.
But this right there.
But that right there put that right there put this right here then put that right there put this right here
but that right there
This right here
Grab these two and these bad boys
Then we ride
Mr. What's up, Mr. Josh one good man. Good man
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, guys.
Apex Legends is calling your name at some point in 2026.
I love Apex Legends.
We might hit that again.
We might hit that again.
I'm actually kind of sad that it's dying.
Those guys have kept that game fresh for so long.
It's like season, like, a thousand by now.
That game was sweet.
You got the belt kept for me, Chief?
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
I'm gonna go right here.
season twenty eight. We dingle.
Of course, you, you, you, we,
you ever, were you ever, uh, a
predator? An apex or whatever?
I think it's. Yeah.
We, we, we, we, we, we
think apex guy. I think. Yeah.
Three or four times. Really?
I can sense a little freak ADHD guy like you. I can see the apex in you
I could see I could see it. I wouldn't I wouldn't doubt you a planet either you pretty good these games
I was an octane and a horizon. Yeah fight on bread. I
See back to back to back bread of that
Condurgillation said
Are you used to play that game at all? No
No it's trash.
It's not trash you don't mind.
I was just telling the boys I admire it for keeping it so fresh all these years.
It kept it fresh every season.
Yeah when's the last time you played it though?
Probably like six months.
So it's supposedly it's really bad and it has been really bad.
I don't know.
Last time we played.
Obviously it's not gonna be as good as season one, but that just happens if you're gonna make 28 iterations of the same fucking game
Okay, that's just what's gonna happen, but I would choose 28 different iterations than one
Really really good iteration because it keeps it fresh. It keeps it nice. I like the newness of it
There's new shit every season. They actually like change the whole game. It's nice. I like that me personally
Yeah, big facts, big facts.
Nunez, Nunez, you played Apex, didn't you, Mr. Summit?
Very early.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah, well, yeah, were you ever-
Yeah, the controller is broken in that game.
Troll is that shut up pussy that's this that
Controller is the it's aim assist. It's in every game close. He'd be bitching about that till you're on your death bed
Not saying it's not real I'm it's gonna be it's gonna be here no matter what
Mm-hmm
Kid time peanut. Oh, you were a big cock and duty guy. That's what you were doing
I forgot about that. You love the cock and duty. I remember I drop into your streams. You say yes
Yes, this hacker streams type has been following me all day. Remember that
You have lots of fun. You look like you was good. I had a good old time
You just suck
That's not very nice at all
It'll be kind of long
Let's ride
Here's a plan boys, listen up, a real group is talking.
What?
Real group is talking in a snap.
Come on.
I know what you're talking about.
Okay.
Here's the plan.
You go to the building with all the books in it.
The learning place.
Then, we watch and wait until someone is
complimenting either group tower or at the major
strike at the very moment.
me trucking supplies and take the meat truck for ourselves
I just got back what happened
we're taking a major for ourselves and that's right
we go to the books for follow the books
thank you Mr. Summit
thank you Mr. Summit I can tell you listen
thank you all of the crew sir
wait guys what what if we should schedule one of these nights
yeah
I'm not doing furry hentai porn sex night. I you keep asking me at that
What if we play
What?
Call the duty war zone
Don't you know what actually you don't want oh my god. Oh, we you just cuz you just called it wasn't right there
You know, I'm just saying no
All right
But a new game just came out really
Yeah.
I actually always do play the new con, it's a little bit.
Is there actually a new con?
Yeah, it came out like five months ago.
I'm dropping a Lobcat.
Five months ago.
Five months ago?
You can't get this Lobcat?
Oh shit, oh yeah, I think you think you think.
Yeah, a new map. It's a new rank mode too.
Whoa!
Wow!
Wow!
Butter me up call me sally and fuck me over a 4 f 150 truck man. Oh
Shit behind us behind us. Oh
I'm dead immediately
I need immediate saving
Thank you good shit
Now that guy's still on the roof
One, two, they're getting shot in the ass, they're getting shot in the ass
One down
Yeah, they're on that far roof
Yeah, I'm gonna push closer, these guys don't give a rest
Just push it, there's something in that smoke
Yeah, I'm pushing, I'm pushing
No, why am I fucking at?
Oh, shit, this guy's smoking fuckers
I'm pushing, wait
wait with these fools go I mean I mean I mean there's no way that guy just hit
three shots that fast they're gonna be defibbing in the course I don't think
you're left in flanking
I mean wait I mean close that was a good job coming up going
They're in there, they're in there. I said got a team.
Get it!
They're coming, they're coming.
Got them again?
They're getting shot in the back, they're getting shot in the back.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
You're smoking, huh?
They're on James!
I'm going to go all the way.
I've got you, I've got you, I've got you, I've got you!
No soldier left behind!
Go back, go back!
Ohhhh!
You've got me kidding me
Shutting door
Put you in front
Close them
Turn off the die
You're good
I'm all back
Come to me
There's walls
Retreat, retreat
Get to the kitchen
When is this
He's the man in the shit
Out front
Oh my goodness
You run run run run run run
Oh my god you're so low
Oh my goodness what
Who the fuck is that
Oh my god
You actually died so fast
I'm stuck in the Tainasy!
Damn it!
Yeah, talk to him, talk to him, talk to him.
Say, say...
Say...
Say...
Good say...
There's two, there's two.
Damn.
Good say...
Say...
Ah...
Thank you, good say, thank you boys!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Ah...
The kick came in, bro.
Oh, thank you partner. Thank you boys. You have done me a great service today
Godspeed on all of your vincers boys
Well, there's no one now
See you later now
All right, well things went a little better than expected
He's going pretty good.
He's going pretty good.
Dude, so one guy died crossing and then I went to go push the thirst the guy and fight
the one going and the guy was just sitting on roof.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Gotta keep your peepers open at all times.
That's why I'm dead. Oh, you're dead and I'm not. Oh my God.
Holy fuck you said.
Wait, talk to him. Say sir.
Dumb, dumb, dumb!
What?
See you little sticky? Where's the Migos? Where's the Migos?
Where's the teammates?
I don't know.
Hey, go, go, go!
Yo, it's on the other side of the thing! The other side of the thing!
What? Wait, wait, wait!
Where's the Migos?
Hey, I don't know!
AHHHHHH
Win this
I got it I got it
I'm taking time
HOLY SHIT I'M DEAD
OH OH THAT WAS NOT THE TIME SHIT
KICK THAT FOO-
Oh, perfect
What a sweet delight
What a sweet little treat
Goody gumdrops
That's the voice
Gentlemen gentlemen
Hello, hello, well hold on now sir. No need for the hostilities. I'm a solo that is not my team
I want you to know that you'd crawl towards your voice
All day is no need for hostilities. Oh
Thank you good sir. That would be great news
news these hooligans they cut me off God talking naughty to me we're gonna make it I'm coming
I'm coming make sure you shoot me God hates you forever it's one of me to know that rubber
first God will spite you down in the fiery bath of blood and then you go to
hell forever oh shit oh shit oh shit oh hello good sir hello hello good sir oh
Oh, thank you good sir, thank you good sir!
Oh, oh shit.
Oh.
Now, I'm gonna need another one of those 50B fames if you've got one.
Hold on.
Mmmmmm, just hang about for a second.
Uh, yeah fu- yeah fuck you what he said!
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh
Yeah, tell him tell him
Yeah, he got that thing on now he got that thing on you don't even know half of his style oh shit
Well, I'm gonna need another one of those nifty deep things
Thank you good shit
I got your cheaper got your cheap
you go there you go
I
Know what
Hold on now save one of those deep fits for me
Hold on now. So hold on now. So don't need to do that. All right. Okay. All right
Okay, I think this is a pretty good time to tell you. I also forgot to initiate the technology on that one
It's a little bit excellent raid
Okay
Well, I lost to Bobcat for the gold stock, but luckily close. He saved that second one from blue gate
So we should be good
Cycled it we're running out
hey you stupid fucking bitch what the hell is wrong with you what the fuck you
he's a crap what the hell why would you do such a thing sir good man why would
you do such things that was fucking dumb sir
explain yourself close explain yourself at once
That's my fault. Oh, we forgive you. We forgive you.
You're a little bit of cool wide-moment gang
Don't you worry. I have another kickback from a cheetah. So I'm all good to go
Here we go here we go
Here we go.
And a couple files of fingernail from Mr. Chicken.
I just do.
Okay, you boys ready for a great raid?
Yes, Mr. Team, you're a great team leader, Peter.
That's right.
Let's get in there and show them who the boss is.
I've never seen that many people
Fucking open field
That's the new hotspot you just haven't heard
Yeah, the one raider cash out there really is something
Battles where kingdoms have fallen for less
Kings have seeds from for for me and morsels of what is out there that wasteland
a minute goo one moment oh wait my bomb cat girl that I had did this one here's
that one good you tell me I didn't have a blue shield in my kid you talking
about why would I go to a raid without and have any sealed in the kit where the
cheetah killed me you see this guy's I just got a kickback from the
I don't have a single shield!
There's no way I went to a ray with a bomb cannon and I didn't have a shield!
Oh wait, I do that all the time.
Let's see what's here.
We'll get that. There we go.
Perfect. Perfect.
And then we'll grab one of these bad boys.
I get to...
Then we ride!
Dylan Dennis paid me $50 and said $250k to the chat, the split if you can beat me in
any athletic activity or a 1v1 video game.
I
One be one wait wait
First off we just have to call Logan Paul for the first challenge and secondly
I would assume he has the stick skills of a piece of toast
So I don't think that'd be a challenge either way
That was a good stop
That was a good one.
How is that guy so...
That guy drinks every night.
What a piece of shit.
Like, how are you drinking every night?
Tell him, Clonksy, tell him.
Don't let him get away with his crimes.
Let's RIDE!
Let's do this, hang on.
Oh wait, he was asking me to do that!
Oh, I thought he was like, who's it off of for anyone?
Wait, do you say 1v1 or physical activity?
Yeah.
1v1 I mean, I'm making a name.
You actually beat the shit out of him.
What's the game of choice that you win at 100%?
Um, I really have one of those, um, we think.
Um, no I kind of suck at talking about the Apex.
Apex yeah, I would say you playing apex by apex, but I would have to get a re-up on my Adderall prescription for my doctor
I'm better on math
I was asking some groupers the other day, but I think they were lying. I've got who I asked, but I haven't gotten a refill of my prescription like three years
See I can just call up the doctor to say hey moment please. He's gonna do something weird. Oh
Shit
Wait are you funny people in front of worshiping people behind where you should be at right right here right here
Oh
I got off your back don't you worry
You're by the who's he dizzy it's coming in right here
Oh my goodness
I died to a click out
He's setting up a wall wait we have to get peanut we're gonna get third party in a second
Thank you good Jane
I'm going out.
We're back.
By the way.
You get the first.
I got one.
Yeah, the other one's behind that truck right there.
Okay, I'm going out for a quick.
You need to get shot by the other people.
Yeah, I don't want you guys to get pushed.
I'm going to go tower.
Justin, give me a chair.
They're in there in the door, I think.
I mean, in the big door where we jump down.
Oh.
Where oh my goodness take us take us take us
There's Lordy coming
We just got a lot to
Above them
Nice. Good shot.
The game's all here.
I think there's that one guy, by the way. He's probably picked up by now.
Yeah, but that's actually the up top.
So, but I see we snap hook, leap across this ledge and kill them on the fast station.
We have another team right here behind us. We'd be equal by...
This might be a good kind of mention. I forgot to do the technical game.
Okay, okay, okay.
He's in the other team right here.
He's in the other team right here, right here, right here.
Good plan.
One.
Absolutely one on that guy.
Oh.
That guy's one in there, but there's multiple.
Deeper as well, deeper.
Oh my God, what is happening?
We have to go power.
Come on James!
Oh, how'd that miss?
That guy's a loser.
Oh my God, get out of here, demon!
See, Farsi, see, Farsi, I've got to do the shit in tech, we're gonna have about a thousand
gentlemen on us.
Oh, what the hell?
That's, okay.
These guys aren't fooling around.
What?
What the hell?
That's... okay.
These guys aren't fooling around!
I'm pulling the button. Hold on.
I think we're seeing boys.
I'm on my last hero in my last human target.
That's good.
Thanks.
There's a battle out there.
My shield's on 4%.
just where you'd like it to be right in the sweet spot
okay team in there team in here sit let's be a team don't just hang it about
don't mind me you could be spotted for good but give me the first I do but too
bad. Uh, yo, you might be able to go down and loot this guy out here, right there.
Knocked out Raider, there, outside. Where?
I'm on marker, right here. Raider, knocked out.
Oh, she doesn't.
Easy, easy. Well, how am I supposed to see that guy, dumbass?
There's a wall in front of me!
I hate you, I hate you.
You're turning down over there, big man.
What the fuck?
Where would you be in the wishy-picky-fingle holder?
I'm just missing, I'm just missing my running itch house right now. I don't know why.
Leave it to me and some of the professionals.
Hotra?
Sorry about that.
You stand there and just look sexy.
Alright. Lock it in boys. Lock it in. I'll go with you. Loot this body.
Tell me you want to go with him. Loot this body real quick.
Where did everybody go?
Where is this hiding?
What the hell?
What the hell do you want to go?
These two are getting spaced. Jesus over there.
Yeah, take us to beyond it!
Benny?
What's the deal with everybody?
Honestly, dude, you might be because of the extended bag. I'm not used to this.
Or extended barrel.
Where's your team getting blasted in this building?
Peanut, come get this armor.
You need an armor?
Oh, you think you can think you can think you can, my boy.
I'm on the way
All of me clue
We're gonna fit it all
If you get here
Here we go here we go that'll do
You better back to here's and some finned score
We have good to go I'm back to maximum power
Who even is Dylan Dennis?
He's a national UFC fighter with an incredible track record that starts with zero.
No, no, no, no, no, he's right here!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
No!
The truce will let you guys off with a warning this time,
but I expect to thank you.
Come on, brother, brother.
See you later, stinky.
Here, here, here.
Come on, guys.
Eat this.
I'm leaving
Because you the reviving you oh my god shoot someone else shoot someone else. I'm too sexy to answer the night
My man, thank you good. Thank you my boy
Ah fuck that guy. We don't need him.
I'm going for a close, he knows someone to look behind!
Go, go, go!
He's on the back of the building, I revived him.
There's Tankos on top of the cargo building boys.
To the northeast, they want our money!
Oh he's going to sit here and let him take our money!
I did my part. I've done all I can do. Thank you, good sir.
What the fuck is that?
I need armor!
I need armor!
I need some healing!
I got another one!
I'm getting shot from that other team.
There's two teams?
Yeah man, dude.
I'm not joking.
I walked around this corner and I saw three guys standing
right here in this corner.
I just get a little bit of group don't mind me boys. Oh
What what what?
These are cool guys. I like these guys these are fine soldiers boys fine
Silent them any day of the week
Well, you but they murdered you before they knew you were silent doesn't count
Yeah, that's it. That's a count. That's a count. My boys. We're these enemies
Oh, gosh, that's I think that's the learning place a
Place for learning
All right boys. Here's the plan
There are three big Brawling man in the learning center and won our money
No, we're gonna save you, you're gonna take our money
Nope, no
And let's ride
In one second
Can you see me say
Now let's ride
Oh, shit, retreat, retreat
I'll we'd be in soup and poop, which is right now
Thank you good shit here you all I'm dead all right
Okay, all right all right things are going great in my head that would a lot cooler
Hey, how you doing? I
Oh my god
No little baby healing little baby healing. I'll stay healthy
You win it son
get him, get him, get him up. Take this fool. God job. I'm going for third one. Oh Daniel.
Oh, I'm dead immediately
We're all good over here. I got all three team members all three gang members over here. We're silent. We're silent
This is the most organic a plant of a seed
A little bit more do
Good workout days soldiers
Yeah, probably.
He ran for the hill. She was scared of our power.
Do we have to remember that's so much dead?
Eh.
Yeah.
Now let's leave.
Alright boys, I think it's time to take our leave.
Oh, are you chunky or do you big water right now?
I'm a big chunky, but nothing too crazy.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
OH DINGLEDINGLEDINGLEDINGLE!
DON'T MORE OF GET A GAMEPLAYER!
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
A little bit of goop.
All right, I'm on the back, we got a green shield.
It'll be a goop.
Dude, what?
Oh, no, no, no, I'm going to.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
I'm mad, boys.
Am I gonna need Zipline, really?
We could probably Zipline past them,
but there are no windows over there.
Don't be directly on the second floor.
I'm gonna step out.
I'm gonna let them shoot me,
and then you guys blast them.
Ready, three, two, one, now.
Where are they?
Where are they?
Move with the pack, move with the pack.
It won't hurt us if we all move with the pack.
Move with the pack, move with the pack.
make a way to the hatch.
Go, go, go, go!
I know one!
Hedge up one, hedge up one!
It's George, brothers!
George!
So no mercy!
Take no prisoner!
I'm bloodthirsty.
Sounds like he's saying that while he's shopping for a fancy sweater.
Let's ride!
Charge!
Oh excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I mean yeah, they're looking at me.
I see him, I see him.
Hey, how do I set this up?
Well, get close.
To the broad, James.
Get it.
What the heck is this guy doing?
Yo, they're fucking here, I got.
What the fuck.
I got one week over there.
I got cheap, I got cheap.
I'm just trusting you guys win a 4v3.
One to one shot, one to one shot.
I'm fucking here.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Got one wing out.
DIE!
You guys winning? The 4v3?
Oh shit!
Dude, you turn the corner to him, resin a teammate, and then you aid a rocket shot.
Oh!
Oh, thank you, good chair! Thank you, good chair!
This is a good second.
He's a rockander!
Did you get him?
I don't know yet, maybe.
50-50. Of course, he's still on the rocketeer.
Kaka!
Where's your last hood again?
Ooooh how the turntabers burn you, piece of shit, FIRED!!!
YES!!!
I got a bobcat on the way up there.
Wait, what is he? Oh no, he did it! What? No way!
No way!
I got a book head boys
That fuck them
Okay, sir, I mean
All right, let's leave
There's coachy over there. Oh coachy says there's an enemy
Oh
Yeah, cool. She was yet sir. I don't know. He's this way screaming sir. Let's kill him
Oh, there he is always down these corner on the good for pennies
Thank you, thank you
It'll be the goop I got an idea
I'm just happy to be here to it's not about the group guys about the glory. Oh, whatever the fuck
Let's
Good much I don't have anything on me
This this rage about friendship more than go I could use some herbals money. I'm all alone our bowls. I
Could drop you three
You're the man coming out
Thank you. They still got your blood on them
a little bit of food. Here we go.
Oh, they said somebody's still alive. Yeah, I know it's
beating. I guess I've been resuming for so long
I've been sitting in this corner.
Godspeed boys. Godspeed.
Thank you for your help out there.
GG GG
Excellent raid boys excellent raid
World Rage
World Rage
World Rage World Rage World Rage World Rage
Yeah yeah yeah
Got the goop and the glory
I'm a green armor after this game
this game I got you I got you I got a lot still some I can give you I can give
you my best wishes good luck getting more shields
yeah let's go you're welcome very organic gameplay that we've got going on
It's very organic, highly organic.
Should I activate the tech or should I leave it on the organic gameplay?
You seem to be doing pretty good.
All through the crazies, see, lady?
We haven't all three made it out once tonight.
But this last time it wasn't me, though.
Score!
That's what matters most.
There we go.
There we go.
Repair this.
Repair that.
Sell these.
Sell these two.
Sell these bad boys.
Sell a couple of these
Here we go sell those sell these
Telecouple of those there we go perfect
Well mapper then okay things as you could okay
Let's just say
Things get pretty blue here
All right, yeah, okay
Things get pretty blue here, okay, I'll tell you code so nobody has what we're talking about
Let's just say the group is gated, okay, all right, okay
I'm down. I understand. You
guess it, it's still a
There we go. A little bit of
this. A little bit of that.
We will have that.
Here we go.
Couple of these.
Couple of those.
Oh, I have no stuff.
I don't have any more hatch keys.
I've got nine.
Maybe some I could bring some.
Okay.
You have hatch keys.
Oh, you know what? Actually, I think I found one here in my stats.
I found one here. I will be bringing it for the team.
Don't you worry boys
Yes, yes, you can always count on the team lead it close you to lead you to something I've never said that before ever in my entire life
But needs a lot you nice thing you've ever said to me
You know close he I actually do respect he was not only a teammate, but as a good friend
Dude, I fell in for the thong-
NOOOOOO!
I am worth a ton of money.
Sing, sing!
Gotcha!
We need one of these, and here we go.
Perfect!
We need a couple more shield recharges, but it's just shiny, here we go, perfect!
I am up $37,000 on the day boys!
Speaking of which, I had a guy post that I had $315,000, it was that raid that we
lost when Officer didn't hit the hatchkey, and they cut out the part where I'm talking
about a video game and labeled it as if I put that on the page sheets for the Super Bowl and
everybody in the comments was super pissed at me because they thought I was gambling $300,000.
Oh, see? Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Let's ride.
You saw that you saw that you do see that you see that pick up from France oh
Bonjour. Bonjour amigo. I like your pussy country it is quite charming with many
sides to see. Wait, actually,
hold up. Wait. Here we go.
No, no, no, no, that's stupid.
That's stupid. That's stupid.
Let's go here.
Do you like men? Great question, great question.
Peanut, can you marry me please? Another great question, another great question.
Why is stream lagging? That would be because you're on the Wendy's 4 for 4 Wi-Fi.
Get yourself your own router and it might look a little better.
Oh shit, I clicked the wrong button. Don't ride yet. Wait, don't ride. Hold on
Let's ride
I played arc survival evolved ragnarok
That's a really cool game you can you can you know you're like a cave guy and then there's dinosaurs
And you can make them like into dogs whether your pet
Yeah, okay, I've played in the early renditions of the game. Yeah, it is really cool
Your club penguin was fire remember that one boating game where you'd have to dodge the
Life circles or whatever to sit
That was a good game. That was a good game
When you throw it off a boat to save a lady who can't swim for some reason, even though
she's 35.
The little red circles, gentlemen.
The red circles.
Life circles.
Life.
Life preservers.
Life preservers.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That thing she threw out off the ship.
I gotcha.
Mm-hmm.
You were in a penguin and you dodged those.
On a boat.
On a boat.
On a boat.
On a boat.
You were in a penguin and you dodged those
On a boat
You don't talk about why would you want to dodge it there to help you?
You already had one that's what you were being pulled by the boat by I
Think wait no, I don't think you dodges need dodge ice
Ice cubes like the Titanic
Go broke a bridge there in front of you
I have to call Penguin talk summit it's starting it serious
Sorry, sorry, I apologize for asking about that. That's okay. That's okay
It'll be a demerit on your record, I'm sure you will earn it back we had it
Why is it so dark in here? No, you should go up there
Keep what's about you boys.
Keep your head on the swing.
They are gonna be above us.
Sir.
We're really in possession.
There's this.
Let's get him!
Oh, dead person?
I'm coming.
Let me mine.
Let me mine.
Wait, we're late.
We're late.
Holy shit.
Got one, got one.
One came down the floor.
See what's out?
This guy's gonna be good.
Yes.
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
They're both-
They're both-
They're both intact.
They're both intact.
Last one here.
They say you're not intact.
Not intact.
Bye-bye.
Oh
Thank you, mr. Summit
get out of here
one shit on shit on absolutely can't take this fool
got you
What the hell is this guy yeah put on about thank you man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you sir. You're very
Light in the dog tunnel
Hey, why is this so smoky? I don't know I can't see dick set
We just had a fucking shootout of course against gunpowder smoke, bro
Oh, yeah, look in the Wild West when they were dying 23 and there was horses
I don't talk about I know what you're talking about
You know that all saloons came with horse
Yeah, mm-hmm the fun fact about the Wild West
You can get yourself a tasty ale and some...
We'll see.
Look at all that ale, yeah!
Yee-haw!
You died from the 17 diseases they gave you, but it was a good night out with the boys!
Am I right, boys?
Am I right, dude?
You can't give me a boy!
That's a damn good deal!
Oh my goodness.
Oh
Uh, this guy has three Toros
This guy's rich!
This guy's packing, this guy's packing heat!
Is he?
You guys need herbals?
What?
Dingle?
Yes
Okay, there's a bunch on my body
Holy shit
This guy was packing
Ooooooo
Ooooooooo
Bunch on my body right there, it's not
Lunch?
Yeah, I see the Toros here
You made a goop.
Wait, did we throw some?
One guy?
I killed here?
Oh my god, he's calling.
Wait, this might be him?
Here we go.
Yeah.
A real goop would never let that happen.
Um.
Well, I'm rich.
He might have called.
I'm rich.
We have two hundred thousand space dollars boys
Not too shabby of a raid if you ask me boys
Hmm, you would have fitted all score. All right, let's leave
Let's
You go here
Close you turn around. Yes. Yeah, I'm afraid you want to have sex with me
I should keep I got you out
I'm prank is all this time itself
All of you guys you get the tempest right I got two tempest
I mean at them. There was a yeah, okay cool. What happens? I was saying that
Oh, that is quite an extravagant you guys don't need any renegades any ospreys I could use a renegade
I okay
I'm good boss
Maybe to speak out of term
You have so much dude you have a hundred and fifty bobcats in your inventory. Yeah, I don't have one you said you have one right have one
Yeah, I'll be right.
You drinking with hours water?
Gotta stay hydrated.
That was our first raid we survived all night, all of us up.
Look at us, huh?
And it only took us three hours.
That's what I call teamwork.
Also that was the first raid I initiated in technology.
Oh, wow.
Mm-hmm.
There we go.
I'll assort my goop.
Wide moment crew.
Here we go.
I'm gonna turn this back on.
See what's hidden in the...
...bowls and the...
...ooks and the crannies.
Hey, over here, look, there's a good one right there.
Good demon, good demon!
Phew.
with a smooth curve. Oh.
Sir, would you rather for a
day per chance be a cashew or
bin Laden? Hypothetically of
course, cashew. Obviously, I'd
be a nut with a smooth curvy
shape. Perfect for all kinds
of nutty shenanigans or a
charge of art for all Aston
so Bin Laden.
That's the French version. He
has a collar just wondering
what you think about the
planters. Peena seems
pretentious. Also, I can't
believe the furry slurs. He
He wants me I promise you
Almost ready boys. I get a couple of goops in the order
21 cent yo peanut if you keep playing like this
You're good. You're good hold your tongue which
Dark I said I'm guessing you are about six feet two fifty your mommy wouldn't call you fat if you weren't at least a little touch
That's not even that fat my Kurt Cobain myself. Oh, okay. You can't say that guys. You can't say that you can't say that
Almost ready don't you rush me close to you?
Here we go. Here we go. Then
we'll sell that. Then do some of
these. Sell those. Here we go.
What?
You mean Yatsuki?
Mm-hmm, y'all eat Yatsuki.
Yeah, bro.
Good, good.
All right, let's ride!
I'm taking a summer serendipitous voice.
Summerful of mini-goop...opportunes.
I
Your shoes pick yourself up by your bootstraps about to get a little crazy
We couldn't jam boys that we were doing the TTS is in the one dog
I love you but your inventory management makes you want to have a first-gen hummer
dripping up my posterior. Also, three of the mods are very uncool sir. All my mods are
very cool. They smoke cigarettes outside of gas stations and in their house. What's cooler
better than that. Now let's RIDE!
I
Anyone near the spaceport someone just managed to override the outskirts bunker security system and every gang in Toledo is scrambling to get their hands
You boys ready for a great raid?
Yeah, check this out. Oh, she's
Didn't know you're STOIL like that, Summit.
Didn't know you're STOIL.
Didn't know you're GAME.
Oh, I'm muted.
I'm muted, Ujjipoozies.
Victor, are you kidding me?
What?
I have a Venetur and a Toro and we're a lot...
Yeah.
Yeah, that's gonna be really easy for you to shoot across mountains.
You'll be fine!
You'll be fine, Mr. Close. You'll be fine.
Mm-hmm.
So you think if I ever come visit you, you let me stretch in your bathroom with your face
We be stretching in the bathroom I'd be stretching him easy stretching me then we were about the face
Dumbot mm-hmm. Yeah
Close, you're just mad because he wouldn't let you stretch in his bathroom with his face.
Some would tell him. Some would tell him.
Yeah, everything he just said is true.
Oh, yeah. Told you, Closy.
Where do you live? Wait, so, where do you live?
What's your exact address? Say it live on stream with your social security number.
I
Don't show ass
Where did someone live you know I
Think in the US. Oh
He's like super secretive, huh?
I don't have a car either.
Oh.
Gotcha.
One of them pussy states.
One of them pussy states.
They're sissy boys.
All you know up there is crash your car on ice and smoke that weed at Devil's Green
and green googly gas
dude what was that? Judges joined up and put a bomb in us. Dude oh my god that
just scared the shit out of me. They usually only get stark off players it scares the shit out of Gen.G.
These are a hard attack. Well I don't hear that in stark off but I'm there just
get VOD 25 to the fucking big perfect perfect died which was with the
campaign to the nation you'll kill the other guys no okay that was a pretty
idea right here because everyone has
I
What do you say, I forget to listen die, okay, I
Said they everyone has to WQS for the antennas anyway, right?
Nobody really does the antennas we play through the antennas ourself
Do you go do this one stop doing the tennis on this it kind of yeah, the ones that I've seen
No, we really does I mentioned that more good
It should have was it?
This map whatever
Who let them let's go do the antennas get into the bunker
People figured out of the bunker I did
We can just export into it
again
Yeah
Really?
No, you can't.
You can't.
How you that?
You can get into the bunker without opening the doors.
How you that?
I'm not, you know, I'm not doing it on streaming in front of 200,000 people.
No, it's just you, Bodge.
They're not real.
I've seen it from the world, right over there.
Yeah, yeah, do them offline.
No.
I do it offline.
Scumbag.
Yeah.
Fuck, yeah, dude.
You should have seen me yesterday with the unlimited teammates.
You see?
I'm telling you, you should have played. I was having a blast.
I was cheating all over Timbuktu yesterday.
Hell yeah.
You're kidding me? I'm gonna pass up to one day that I get unlimited T-nates? You got your mind?
Honestly, I think all streamers should have unlimited T-nates.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Like, we get streams, though, so...
Yeah, I think when streamers shoot a guy, the first bullets instaband whoever it hits.
That's what I'm saying.
The special stream of God.
Wait, they're actually at the antenna.
Really?
Where?
Which one?
I don't know, I heard bam bam bam.
Yeah, there's only two of them.
Wait, oh.
The antennas are done yet.
I heard bam bam bam. Does that mean they're above us?
I think you heard bam bam bam.
I don't know, I was like bam bam bam.
I heard it, I heard it.
It was bad I heard it, too
Someone tell this piece of shit that it was bad
You
Was obviously
How does one with you?
It's like,
I'm pretty sure that's a nice thing.
Well, that's cause I did it this time.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Clank is in bad boys.
Hit that, Clanker.
Gotcha.
People are trying to do this.
Go back, go back, I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I don't see what you're worrying.
I'm thinking she's crushing into this hallway over here.
Oh
I'm actually do that
I got into the bottom
one
Okay, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. These guys are fucking curbs. Oh, you just want me to eat them
Here we go.
Oh.
Were they poor?
Yeah, I almost rose the bad guy, but I didn't have my, uh, my rose out of my snap hook out, so that's why I snap hook to the ground.
Look at that crowd.
They're probably sprinting. Pressure shifts.
Oh god, god, god, god, god.
Wait, well, I did the intent out.
I should be looking for the shot.
Oh, gosh, you're done, you saw. Where are we going to shot at?
That's that's just so I'm shooting a wall for no reason
Like this antenna is done
Oh, so what did this intent over here?
Somebody's doing them
Yeah, I told you no way
Is that the new furries kid?
You try to have sex with me all night long. Yeah, they're fighting like crazy
Turn my non-woolen
Tries
So what the fuck we doing over here then let's go that's what I'm saying
Let's go to do these antennas good thing
I just sprint out of this.
Okay, again, Ivan, Venetir, you can't smell my ass from that far away.
Yes, I can.
You had Doritos Locos on this date.
That's six for miles.
They said you won't crop those in your endo.
Sheesh!
This is a good show, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you so much!
Joke's on you!
What? What the hell? What was that noise?
That's his ass, she's coming.
Just be enjoying myself.
Here, let me take care of him.
You can't shot again! He's in the back!
Where?
Shoot me for her!
I don't know where I was.
Over there where we were!
He's at the building.
If he's gonna shoot him, he's just gone by the time the bullet gets here.
He's trying to skedaddle!
Did you just go over there and kill him?
I'm not.
I may be tripping balls, but I think I hear an equalizer.
Really we are here that I hear that
We said
In here
Well, let's get on
He go go go
He's at 100% we that no doubt
We need that.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Hit the bag.
Come back, come back, come back.
Come back.
Okay, okay, okay, I found a little lip on the hussy dootie.
Okay, we're good.
See you in the top.
I
Bad fool
No, no, no, no, no, no go go go
Okay, I think these guys are terrible. I appreciate they are I think we should be dead, but now
Where
Hey, some roof, some roof.
Huh?
Praise me.
Who should we do a slough sweep?
Come in the re-earned, am I?
Hm?
And then what do we do?
When do you want to push him?
Then we pay him.
Oh shit!
Oh!
Right there.
Thank you, good chair.
We're back!
I should be making a sprint for that little shackle there.
What do you think?
Okay, yes, I'm gonna renegade and a barbacad
You want the really good thing we
Give me like two seconds
Maybe like crack all the way you that I'm gonna make a play
Okay
It go go go
Good thing good good play. I'm too fast. Yeah, too fast
Now that now they're not peaking
We're trying to be going for this check as well
Okay, wait, did they zip across these hip to cross I think there's another team across Karen
I'm going forward
What the hell is my guy doing
and putting advantage on me and then one guy goes fuck you beach anyone shots me
in the face
balanced as all things should be
I had a bomb get on me if you guys would like to grab that
oh my lord brother my shield is a tank I'm not even gonna refresh it
I
Really got to put my stuff into my mother's mouth. They shot us. We got a little sweet delight
Remind me boys. Thank you for reminding me
Yeah, if this team behind us laughs we're in really bad spot
I'm gonna really bad spot anyways
Who is the chat reacting to gameplay particularly a failed snap hook attempt with some criticizing the player's decisions and others offering humorous commentary?
I mean, that's pretty accurate, that's pretty accurate.
Oh, how come you're always dead every time I join you? That's a FIRST TIME CHAT POW!
I-I-I breached this, I can breach your side.
You don't have anything else to reference it on!
Oh well we're kind of just fucking stuck here.
I don't know, I want to get penis bobcat.
Yeah that would be cool.
You could do what I did, it worked pretty good.
So that it didn't.
But then you could do everything I did with the last part.
Mm-hmm.
I need to get a penis shield.
I have a smoke.
I have, wait, I have an extra one, I have an extra one, 25.
Oh nice.
So...
Oh...
Dootie flip flops.
Heck it, I hit your bitch with my socks.
That's a good song. That's a good song.
That's a good song.
I don't even know what the play is, bro.
I don't know how we get out of here.
track this dash right across the map
me i make a suggestion as the team leader yeah oh kill yourself immediately
What do you think of that?
What the hell?
He's splitting the streams, he's splitting the streams!
They're sword fighting!
I just started to make a fool of him.
Get that, homie!
Shit!
Five and six points.
He's going in, he's going in!
he's doing it, he's doing it
one's rising, one's equalizing
oh my, red dance ham! red dance ham!
no I died, I got one down though, fuck
I'm trying, I'm trying
one thing
We is thirsty before he revives this guy a mad man
No way
Good shit, there's the first is the incident run off that's just
That's the team they got me
That's the team with the Bobcat cozy another team coming up as well
You got this, you got this!
What you call it?
I should defluss those guys bro.
Oh, that's not how you do it.
There's the death of me.
That's not how you do it.
Improper technique.
Don't worry, close you wrap this up easily.
You get that bomb cut out, Mickey the Splendid!
Give us your peanut butter!
That's my poo sir!
Speaking of poo, I had those tacos again that I swore off because they gave me diarrhea, but I had a little trick today.
I diarrhea both poo and I ate them!
I think he even passed, I think he even passed.
I diarrhea'd before I had the tacos.
That way there was no poop left when I went back to diarrhea after the tacos.
New...
Little technique I picked up in Nam.
Oh, well, I'm dead. I just leave, I think.
I concur.
After you get that bughead.
I'm so dead you got this we believe in you
Holy shit take that building
Let him cook. Let him cook.
Ah!
Thank you.
Cut this good shit off of this.
I'm just fooling around with the body.
I think they're literally just looting the bodies and gonna leave.
You gotta snatch them up quick.
Holy sh**, he's accurate.
I can only see his pinky toe.
Got any bombs?
I have no bombs.
Oh, what to do?
Got the bomb?
What the hell did that guy throw?
A bomb!
to do the bomb the hell did I throw the bomb
there's a lot of people there I'm just gonna put some fuck it you got this
He's got this boys. He's got this. I see coach to get out of stickier situations than this. Oh my god. It's all locked and they couldn't come up here. That's why.
That's why you get too fat to fit out those ones how do I get down from here maybe
right there
Oh, I should take the eco.
I did it, I did it.
He's tenderizing the ground.
Quick, draw an ATC bicycle.
I'm gonna go get him.
Let him cook.
Let him cook boys.
He's got this.
That's exactly what happened to me I I jumped down somewhere thinking I was safe and that
same fucker was waiting with that same shotgun it killed me gentlemen it's setting rain
that could have gone better but I think we all tried our hardest and that's what matters most.
Also, I've concluded I'm pretty sure Summertime. I'm like 90% certain.
Of course. Of course. Of course I'm.
a little bit of goop, a little bit of goop.
I have to know how to get that.
So they all snap hook to the roof.
It appears show.
Mm-hm, people I was in open.
I really know what to do there.
Well, you know what you did?
I would kill a sweet.
Not bad.
Yeah, I don't think that.
I have a thousand hours in this game,
I've never fought over there. That's just the new hot spot
You think about it that is a loss it's a game we've learned in something
No, that's a lot. Okay. Thanks for bringing up the team around. So appreciate it
There we go, there we go, we got some shield recharges like doot-doot, perfect, now we
You ride
Ready up hiding screen we got you got you the promise line
I'm gonna take you to the public center to the public center
We go somewhere a little crazy this way. All right, folksy a little bit wacky. You mind if the goop it gets wacky
Geez thank you so much. Thank you
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so I appreciate that get a little wacky
appreciate that you said that that said weird just go get a little hecky dude
I'm on it don't you worry boss don't you worry don't you worry the office
I think so.
Slip from the soundboard in there.
That's okay, John.
That's okay.
Yeah.
You're the guy that did the grenade sound, huh?
Do you have a sound for a shotgun going off in a small room?
Holy shit, that's a deal.
Thank you, John.
Thank you. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Good. Thank you. Good.
You pop a fresh six million wine moment boys.
Here we go.
Oh
I wonder what map we could go to what and this motherfucker choose to Stella Montes
it's cool it's a good map it's a really good map it's a real I'm telling you we
can get tons of goopies for my parents man we don't have tons of great times
here as soon as someone's done such in the bathroom we can go to the medical
research center and get the Kaplan man I'm good good good yes I don't know
Oh my god, welcome back
And it's all just me
Okay
I see you kind of hurt a lot
You want that one dead?
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Oh
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think they're up high. I'm there up higher. They're all right. He's over here both teams. Oh
My god
You're not contained you're not getting struck to me
His boys are her and I down one
Thank you good shit. Yes, sir. Thank you. Good shit. I'm gonna flush
You're a very heating.
Like you do.
Close fight, close fight.
Just back up.
Nice.
Good, you're good, you're good.
Dude, there's another team!
I'm above you, above you!
No way.
No!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I love Brazil.
Brazil. Well, hold on. I love Brazil. I love Brazil, sir. I love Brazil. You know that?
Viva Brazil. Yes, yes. I will Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. What do you think about that?
I pickle your fancy
They're dead, but not full dad. They're just hanging about in nooks in the grandies
Hey, how you doing
What a strike of luck what a strike of luck that is
Yeah
Yeah, look at us who would have thought not me not me. What do you say we get out of here gang?
as a family
Thank you good. Thank you good there
Oh, you know the group is all yours boys you have as much as you want fill your goal
it with all the goopy required let's get out of here I'm going to push it come on I'm going
I got you I got you boys I got you boys I got you boys I got you boys I got you boys
Puppies can take care of you. Puppies can take care of you.
Here you go.
Back in better than ever.
We're back.
Hey, how you doing?
That's the one treating you.
Oh my god, they're here.
Did we talk to him?
Hello, good sir.
Hello.
How are you on this fine day?
It's the same guys.
This is the same guys.
Mm-hmm.
We should have said, we should have said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're quick reset, quick reset.
It's a motion, it's a motion.
That motion.
That motion.
That's a motion.
That motion.
This.
How was the, how was your day, brother?
Pretty good.
Thanks for asking.
How about your day?
Oh, yeah.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Indeed, indeed, indeed.
How is it like living in Brazil, huh?
Is it as hilarious as it sounds?
How would you be the most semestrian in the world?
Wait, what did you say?
You are the most semestrian in the world.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
That's very kind of you.
Another boy of art.
Viewbot of course.
Alright Godspeed Godspeed gentlemen have a good time
Take that who'll again take that perhaps
It's a little bit it's a little bit
What a minute
What what happened
Felicity to be fine, and that's a lot. He said see you soon. That's cuz we're on Brazilian service
Yeah, that'll happen. I guess it makes sense
Yep, it'll happen it'll happen
One moment, too. I'm picking a new map. That was a stupid decision
That's right
What's more serendipitous we go to this one here you guys about this one if we're doing if we're doing Stella
We have to do an age just so laggy on
I can go doctor I can go
Oh, make a call back to my mother. He's one good man. Good. Oh, man
But that you do good. I left you down. Yeah, my good. What's that mean? I mean, I'm telling you this guy is
Take on that communist green googly
Now you guys are seeing
We are in the Brazilian servers. That's usually where you see Brazilian people
But I'm on your side fuck you guys don't worry
Yeah, pass me that vase I'm going to the bathroom for some stretching time
trying to get on the fucking moon you're talking about that stinking green
dude
see
give me that bubblebub purple pussy cuss you're talking about
see
yeah yeah yeah
am i right boys am i right boys
That's what I'm talking about
It cooks he has not any bases in this house. He's has a metal spoon that's all black for some reason
It's bullshit bullshit
Try to huffing the gasoline out of his car and just didn't do it for me didn't even get a full set
phone
By the way close he doesn't actually have
Fuck I forgot the name of it
You mind I'm fucking dad dude. I'm fucking dad dude. I'm trying to concentrate
What's it called McLaren it was fake he facetimed you one day he showed his
garage was empty all it was in there was a golf pod a couple of boxes
magazine hint type one a golf card is sick though she's he put a couple flames
on the side he says it makes it go faster
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO
Fuckin'
You want to go to fucking fans, fellow?
Cheese!
Shit is pretty cool though
Let's RIDE!
Take it hand-tied, boys, you guys have to line up, I'm out of here
Oh, fuck it, boy!
SHIT!!
I'm gonna go another stage to top of this raid, boys, by the way.
Don't leave me...
Actually...
Don't leave me yet.
What are you doing?
I'm going to go another stage to top of this raid.
Gotta re-up.
Okay.
Should I go up?
Absolutely. It's Tuesday!
Yeah, but what's up with you?
Let's Tuesday.
Uh, one of the top seven best days of the week to drink, fool!
I put that on my mother in law no cap
mm-hmm oh yeah pulling out my gang on the
streets they're talking about last bro
she's absolutely I put on those red
clothes and I kill the bitches in the
blue clothes. Don't you worry, it's just as sad and hilarious as it sounds.
No need to worry!
That was a gate. East side, east side, west side, east side, west side.
You were about north side. Yeah, north or south, like north side.
I
Think they did that at one point
Called the civil
West Coast and East Coast big scenes, but everything and all the other scenes were a lot smaller
So there probably was they're just a lot smaller
Wait, I'm being informed. Yeah, was it north and the south?
Yeah, I just told you
It was called the Civil War.
Heh, nobody knows what that is.
This is making that up.
Ha, sounds kinda fucking stupid if you ask me.
It sounds kinda fake.
That never happened. Don't let him poison your mind.
Hey, breach it, breach it, breach it, breach it!
OOOOOOOH!
TAKE THIS FOOL!
Oh, shit.
Dad, right side, dad.
I'm closing the door.
Open up, open up, open up, open up!
I
Do work team
Can't forget the 50% teammate attacks
One more.
What the hell is this red pass?
He's got me.
No way.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
I'm out of here.
That's six people.
That's six people right here.
What?
We're alive.
We're going to live forever.
Hurry.
They're dead. They're dead. Oh, I'm dead. Oh, I'm dead. Thanks. Thanks for keeping me
person
you take that we're taking this city back
take that fool take that fool
oh shit
retweet retweet
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you boys, thank you boys,
here's your fighting soldiers.
So we pushed them, I pressed one of them, I pressed one of them, I pressed one of them.
You take that, who'd love to take that?
This is our city, this is our city.
West side, West side!
West side!
I
Walk so they can run
I'll just hang down here for a second no money boys
Hey, how are you?
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir, and we're back. I
Could never happen
Yeah
My bad, I'm actually just had I mean I called one more
Take that
It's the wrong Sebastian
Good work boys! Good work!
Now time for the spoilers of war boys!
Time for the booty for my hearty crew!
I'll try to write this to buddy.
I'm gooping. I'm gooping.
Oh my god. There we go. I don't
know. I'm fucking dead. I'm dead.
behind me. Yeah. You see me have
a hapsky. I gotta get out of
here quick. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Somebody hasn't hit his face
in 15 minutes. He's getting
Oh, yeah, I see I see I got it. No, no, there's more bodies that I killed off the door
Okay, I'm good got a goop down here. Yeah, I'm pretty good
Alrighty
I'm yonder I got it
Yeah, I dare to the left. Oh my god, did he crawl you liar?
Oh, the two of them have to be crawling the hatch. I'm not joking.
All right, boys, let's
kill the body on the
you see, but he got a hatch key.
Yeah, yeah, we got good, good, good.
People are coming in the bottom of your bottom door.
You'll have to pay them up down there.
All right, we're back!
I'm really healing.
Take this, fool!
Oh, shit, you're right there.
Oh, sorry, there's Bob, there's Bob.
Oh, my God, one disconnected.
Holy shit.
Oh my goodness!
Retreat!
Retreat!
Hey, how you doing?
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Don't you worry, there's three more.
Where your trouble's good, sir.
Did we get them boys?
They could not hold out much longer.
A force is insurmountable!
Excellent work out there, soldiers!
Now let's leave!
Follow me, Clue.
Yeah, things went pretty good.
Hey, who's that guy?
Oh, I think it's one of the guys I downloaded.
What the hell?
the guy should be like wearing a black sweater with a vest on it.
I'll take a little pee, but I want to make sure the loot isn't poisonous, so I don't
want you boys getting hurt.
Checking.
Looking okay so far.
I'm going to get this guy with the best efforts.
Oh no, it's not poisonous.
We're good to go.
You're welcome boys.
Like what in the shit is that?
this guy
oh no it's not poisonous we're good to go
you're welcome boys
like what in the city is that
what's the third person game
excellent word boys
chill out shit
on me brothers on me
make great haste
This is going pretty good
You've all our team members, well what happened to our third guy
He was making sure nobody was crawling. Oh gosh. Yeah, that's a good man right there
A man ready to lay it all on the line for his team
Goop or die.
Yeah, Goop or die.
Goop or die.
Thank you boys.
That's the name of our game, Goop or die.
Really?
Yeah, Godspeed boys! Godspeed!
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
That turned out pretty great.
That worked out.
200,000
Mechledoos.
Where are we?
I
Can bring you in here we go yeah, I need a blue armor dude I got you I got
oh my tempest uh here we go
and that's the good part of the jam is already over we cannot ever let's forget
the good part here we go
big we sell these apricots like you do
Tell this bad boy recycle this gentleman
I don't but they're just right there
Because you've been dying a lot tonight I can maybe give you some like offline like like courses if you want
I can teach you offline if you want
peanut there were just eight big girthy men that just pushed the door on me and
summit well I just saw a clip of you trying to figure out how to open a door
this true I don't want to hear it they can get pretty tricky and get pretty
tricky out there. Maybe he killed everyone except for one guy. I'll give you some offline
lessons off stream. No problem. No problem. She can't be can't keep yourself alive. And
come on. Girl. Don't you worry. So what you mind if if you need some pointers, you might
give them some pointers as well. I could be around if he's got any questions after
Do you do the explanations?
Perfect, perfect. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
It's very kind of you. Very generous.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
I hate him.
I hate him.
I hate him.
That's right.
I'm time to choose an even better place.
That's what you're going to need to win a game for this one. Right?
You want something long to be sure?
Yes, yes, something long to be sure.
Something long to be sure?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Okay, I got it on the first of yet.
Oh yeah. Okay, I just want to make sure.
Okay.
Happy, happy, happy!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
Happy, happy, happy, happy!
Phew!
He caught us in the lobby! How did he fall on his back?
We're going to get back!
Look at that close one.
Here we go.
We're going to go right here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Have you done swapsy daisy?
There we go. Okay, now we're good.
Now we're good. Now we're good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think it will be bands for the Duke Blitz.
I don't think so sir, they would have to band like half the player base.
Let me tell you, there's so many bitches on Twitter crying about it, specifically me.
They're like, this guy should be banned to set an example.
Put your tampon in and close down Twitter.
Relax for like five minutes, big man.
Five minutes.
It really helps, a little bit of meditation.
Close your eyes, maybe put on a little YouTube
sounds of leaves or rain.
Really helps out.
Your tongue, very peaceful, very peaceful.
Oh, you're thinking, oh you're thinking what's going on.
I think I can...
Let's...
Ride!
Show everybody up!
Oh, you caught me, you got me.
Oh, you caught me, you caught me.
I was being, you got me.
All right, you got me, you caught me.
I was being, you caught me.
You got me, you got me.
My apologies.
My apologies, you got me, you got me.
Oh, hmm, hmm.
Oh, she got a fresh new silly juice.
Oh, yeah.
And it all spurted all of my keys in one.
There we go.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet treat.
There we go.
Perfect.
There we go.
All right.
Looking good.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
What's happening with hutch and clokey
other than the vigorous butt sex on weekends?
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about
Did they switch just the other one the top and the other one the bottom?
I didn't hear nothing. Did you guys hear something? I need nothing. Did you did you hear something?
What are you talking about? Where's officer Faddle? I don't know. You're supposed to text you like three hours ago
They switched. I knew it. I knew there was coming time. You can't have hot sitting on you too long
You'll die. I knew that was coming a blind man could have seen that switch up any day now
We all knew that was going do not act twice do not act five with that one
Oh, holy shit. Thanks, Mr. Data treats use Q to quick use adrenaline instead of the wheel
Really?
Right again
you boys ready for a great raid yeah yeah I got one lock 8 oh my god oh my god oh my
Yeah, we are.
I got a friend.
Oh, yeah.
Let me get that armor, brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
The education system failed close.
Yeah, your dad failed you when he left 20 years ago for milk, right, buddy?
He's coming back, jackass! He's coming back!
Until then, I have your dad.
Raidly me in his nice, manly hairy arms, whispering sweet nothings until I go to bed.
He's a very generous lover.
Sometimes he'll spit on me while I'm sleeping.
Cool me down.
Hmm?
I know, I know.
Again, push, you guys are pushing.
Oh, take those, take those, take those!
Ah, never mind, they're running to the shots.
Right here.
Okay
Maybe we go renegade
All right, let's proceed
Hey, there's two teams of yonder by the way, it's three three three really for including us. Yeah for including us for including us
us behind us as well see that the
education system didn't fail close you
counted the full right there
check and make is running at this
he's either you broke your thigh this
way she wouldn't
It's not good. Oh
You can't you do this
He's fucking that house
Can't you do that one neither
Take that fool!
Take this fool!
I got him off your back!
One shot, one shot, you bring red.
Watch your left, watch your left.
Do you do a flaky on him?
Take that!
Do the flaky on him he's the body survived. Are we down?
We go I got my god, my god, my god
Thank you
Little bit of goop
Which guy
I don't know where that first guy went at.
There you go.
I think he got all right.
I was back here to be honest.
I swung that to you.
But there's no team like east of us.
On the northeast.
He has controls here.
Could be close.
Per chance.
Over here.
Per maybe.
Yeah, that's why I thirsted right there.
The tangles were right down on that hill.
You can have them there in just so much volume as he gets higher and less high
throughout the night.
My really my fucking Milano. No, you're quiet
You told you I have no idea what that happens. I'll have to fix that thing. No, no, I think it's I didn't know do you find you find
It was mostly a weed joke get randomly 90% blow out your fucking eardrums
I
Something
Oh
Behind us
We should push over to this and get this there somewhere
On the top of the castle
It's not good
Oh
Oh my god
There's hoodlums in that castle
I could have just been a solo like lost his boys and that's like yeah, I got her chance perchance
Are you still shooting from the castle there up in the castle?
I'll see if we take a right flag on him. We can siege the castle with ease
Okay
Take him by the bars. We don't even know what hit him
Okay
It's a tough push.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
He's got a push hard enough.
Little bitty healing.
What do we do?
I saw one on the outside left side.
He's still one of the pickup.
all
oh shit what the hell these guys are good
they aren't fooling around
they found a town luck over you guys
smoke smoke
to the very top right now it's on the side
I'm going in I'm going in oh my god what on the side with a turn see the
You're gonna catch all of them!
You might go to the stairs here, might be above the stairs.
Look at him!
You're gonna catch all of his eyes!
Oh shit.
I died.
Dead. Nice.
I have a nice watch.
Hey, can you shoot?
One.
Should be dead? Nice.
One one one I kill I kill I kill like you like you like you like you
He's on me. He's on me back here. Right. I did my pod
This castle is ours
Who legends? Oh
My god, they're dumb and poor
Holy shit he was running a rattler three with three green attachments one being the silencer
Jesus Christ
It'd be like that sometimes.
Does he get much poorer than that, boys?
Does it get much poorer than that?
That guy had noisemakers on him.
Oh my God. The spice for lies.
He had a burlana due with no attachments.
So Pharaoh 3 was the silencer.
That's how you know a goop is drippin'.
Follow me, too.
And you died to him.
I was seizing the castle!
Everyone knows the first trebuchet always gets broken.
Just killed three dads.
Three dads?
You guys?
Some Salajar rapper
7 p.m. The dad's asleep. Yeah guys still gonna pee about a Tuesday all single dads are asleep
Or late in bed chilling watching the bungie later am I right single dads?
I'm awake. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My way. My way. My way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
this one for you boys this one for you boys
keep those peepers open thanks for his suit thank you sir thank you sir thank
you sir I would say we're doing pretty good we do we grab the the secret key
from the castle. What? You got the secret key from the castle because it's locked gate?
I'm gonna die and I don't know where. I could not grab the secret key. No I didn't
notice. So they were secretly locked out. Man we're just gonna get bobcab from there.
You can get that from Geek or whatever you want to do. Yeah. Events aren't really the best.
I do like the topside only part of it though. Wait, they're open, they're open, they're open, they're open!
Oh my god, they are! Right here, right here, right here! Go, go, go, go, go!
What's this? Open the gates! There's a blue house right here!
Wait, what's open?
These open the gates, the keys are right here, that means the whole team's right here!
Yep. Oh, I'm not gonna lie, I just noticed that we were in a fucking special run.
Take the base away from summit now
Yeah, he got to the Bastion.
I got him one time and then he ran.
Digu-bidu-goop.
Digu-bidu-goop.
Take that.
What's the bottom of the noise?
What's your guys' name?
What's your name?
Three guys.
I'm not sure though.
I don't know.
Here's one guy.
There you go.
little bit more, a little rubber duck, score!
Three Trigadades, quite sublime.
We got the Adabbing Boys.
I'm a coming, I'm a coming!
Get out!
Where did he die?
He died like right on me.
Oh!
Phew!
That was a close one.
You see someone close here?
What's up? What's up?
Come on, I couldn't be better.
done here? Yeah, someone has a bob cut. He's in the left door. You see him on your screen
there. No, I would see nothing over there. I'm gonna take care of this Mr. Crab Guy.
That fool
One down one down
Right there right there right there
The broads
The broads
I
Just read this one nice
These are the fours
Don't we go in
Diki
kitchen
I think it might have been just a duo
Yeah, we got to other got you
okay didn't expect to live there shit
oh this guy's poor if someone not too shabby boys not too shabby
Yeah.
Let me do it.
Head, shovel, a torrenta.
Here's a eight grade mullins.
Hmm.
That's for pores.
That's for pores.
What?
The great bullying it is for pores.
What?
You're insane.
I don't think you're crashing out of here.
I'm going to say you're insane.
Here we go.
We're good, good.
I'm led to leave
My Bobcat will quit. There was a rocketeer. I growed above us. I
Won't hurt nobody. We fine
I'll be cool
Hey, someone. I'm getting worried from my defense and you on position of a Bobcat of the state. Are you not?
Who's telling you this man?
I have my sources. I have been told that you are a possessive of a bucket of the state.
Point it out.
What would you like to return?
What do you got? Offer, make an offer man.
I will make you a most generous offer I will offer you a
Vinnie Naked for with a blue magazine and
and
A rubber ducky
And
All right, okay, okay, okay, that was just out for one. That was just out for one a
A vignanator 4 with a blue mag and a blue attachment and a breathtaking snow globe and two rocketeer drivers
My man my man
You take that deal boy that I am good deal
You're a good man challenge you're a good man
oh yeah I don't like this peanut racism me I'm hearing just let him you know let
him have his collection you gotta get to a hundred before the expedition
all right you drop first
my man my man oh good lucky dude can I let you down
you was it you was it I'm dropping I'm dropping
here we go no funny business
Oh she put that away nice and easy now nice and easy. Oh my god
What that hurt me what
What
Second rocket for our Kelly right now. Yeah, you have cozy. How the fuck did that not hurt you? That was your bomb
You're only doing in braid
This is already coming my boys guys. That's good. What's the road? He covered it up here the tad boys
If we tell me the time they try to try to you don't have to do that big man
You have to be that boy. It really means a word to be support the stream of the muggies like that big
It's very kind of you. It's very kind of you.
I still don't understand how that bomb only hit me and not close to you.
That makes no sense in any realm of reality on any plane of thinking.
Because it turns into your bomb if you shoot it.
Dumbass.
No, it doesn't. I've had that plank pulled on me.
Have you thought about the fact that you're dumb and ugly?
Sorry, boss. I hadn't considered that.
I
Want to have to give up sorry?
Go ahead
One moment you
Here we go
Here we go
Here that repair this like you do I
Pooped today a good day
Congratulations here.
That's a big moment.
Close, he just learned to poop all by himself just last month.
And we're done for.
Brave and stunning.
Brave and stunning.
I'll bring it for you.
OK, OK, let's go.
Huge, huge ass.
Ooh.
I gotta get my goop in order.
The audience is not easy to be rich.
Yeah, I got tons of goop, but I gotta protect my duck collection too.
There's my stealing.
They see what I got, they get jealous.
Tamant, we got all seven duck types, all seven duck types.
No cap, just dead ass on a stack on my mama, keeping it real type shit.
for scissor for scissor on phonemes
Stop the homies and cell block eight times. Yeah, you're not what side? Mm-hmm. I'll be representing my city my block
times shit times shit
Okay
I'm like King Vaughn King peanut peanut Vaughn when I kill 13 people made me make me mid music and then die
This is our founding fathers and did it
All right, yeah, you guys cool with that that's him. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Thanks. We're not we're not just teaching that one
We're not just teaching that one
Pre-sahchie jets that ass
There we go
Here we go.
Sell the Dutch number.
What you propose is how to say.
We'll grab one of these or each of batteries. Talk to the crazy CEO.
I'm out of batteries. Get one of these. Here we go.
a little bit of this. Here we go. Perfect. Oh my god, I still have no room. What the
the fuck is happening
this is horrible
I'm in hell
I'm in hell I'm in hell
here we go
okay now we're good
Let's ride!
Alright boys, I'm taking us somewhere a little serendipitous.
A little wacky, a little crazy.
Who is this? He comments this, he says he missed a big rebel.
Fuck this is a boy. Good man, good man!
He missed a just a rebel, but we're taking this boy. Good man, good man!
Thank you, boy. Thank you, boy.
I'm thinking for streaming late nights, all the group come your way, this was a psycho piece
of shit.
Late night is game and time, that's prime game and time, you know what I'm talking about?
When the dogs are barking and the lady ain't yapping in your ear, or the man or whatever.
And the kids aren't stirring around the house, I don't have kids but I'm assuming
that's what it would look like.
Time is prime game with Alan
Where your kids I
Didn't lose my kids dumbass. I just don't have any kids
First thought I lost my kids. All right, buddy
I'm being informed are you guys here yummy yeah yeah I'm being informed that
there's a current bug in the game that makes us so your bobcat has a hundred
bullets in his bag. Holy shit. What is it? Yeah. I heard about that. I do that. Two seconds.
How do you get it? Put it on a kinetic converter bobcat and I have a hundred bullets. Tell
me in a second. Tell me in a second. Let's ride.
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
What did the ancient scroll say?
How do you do such witchcraft?
I don't know.
Yes you do. Yes you do.
No, I am no cool man.
Yes you do. How do you do it Cosy?
No, I want to have fun there.
A hundred rounds in a bobcat?
Bobcat and Bobcat are the sound of the blood, do you?
You can have a hundred rounds out of Bobcat
and a hundred rounds in the volcano.
That sound is amazing.
How do you do that?
You text it to me?
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
Okay, so that matters.
Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it.
Let's go!
You son of a gun.
Yoink!
There you go, there you go, there you go,
there you go, there you go, there you go.
I guess you're gonna split it.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, you're saying all right.
Okay, it's not good.
It's not good.
All right, then.
All of you.
No, we're gonna need that.
Okay.
All of you.
All of you, gang.
I went to the arrival building.
The arrival building?
What's that?
What's that sound?
That's an alien.
The alien sounds like,
waw, waw, waw, waw, waw, waw.
That was more like a,
eeeeh, waw, waw.
I think those both sounded like alien noises to me.
Mmm.
We are in space.
Could be any.
Hmm?
Wait, I didn't see that coming.
It's probably on Mars or something.
Where's the rocket on this map?
What rocket?
We're in Spaceport.
Can they go to space here?
No, we just got to do it.
What the fuck?
There you go, lad.
You're going right.
You're going right.
You haven't talked about it.
You're going to do an adventure.
What are you talking about? What?
We're in spaceport now go to space and shit, but there's no rocket. How are you how is space?
Why are they gonna get the space? You're still rocking?
Maybe they set the rocket off a couple days ago. You maybe yeah
Maybe they're used yet is gone
There's two people talking
You're still on the left
Oh
Rockets here, that's not one oh
We have both had boys charge. Oh
My god, I don't have any more fit
Yeah!
Fuck it!
Come up left stairs! Left stairs!
On you!
Take that fool!
Got the one with the bobcat! Got the one with the bobcat!
One more! One more!
Watch what on you! Watch what on me! He's healing!
Oh no!
I'm one, I'm one!
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
I'm deeper, I'm deeper, I'm one.
You can go around the other side.
Get me that bobcat, you fool!
Let's go!
Hooray!
Guys, I got a bobcat!
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
This yard pretty good.
You ever catch that last hood again?
I think he's in here somewhere.
Oh, I think he's in here somewhere.
I think he's in here somewhere.
I think he's in here somewhere.
I think he's in here somewhere.
I think he's in here somewhere.
I think he's in here somewhere
Oh headlump, stay back
Oh, where are you right now?
Okay, I'm all...
I'm going in!
Where'd he go?
Where's he? Where's he? He's on the...
Take that fool!
Oh, I'm dead
Wait, right there?
He's right here to the right
There, by the launch tower
Yeah, you're right
Oh, oh?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's not like you.
Oh, I'm in the season of giving.
I'm in the season of giving right now.
Generosity.
Yeah, did you find Chewbob cats?
No, no, only one, only one.
I want you to know that was less for you
and more out of spite for Cloaksy,
knowing that I would never do the same for him.
Fuck you, Cloaksy.
I'll take that. I'm happy I'm happy your dad didn't come back 20 years ago.
Do you need a hurt proxy? I'm cool with that.
I'm happy he left for milk. I hope he never comes back.
He's not very nice and all young man.
He's actually very unkind.
That's very unkind to say.
Good. Okay.
Alright, you're dead.
Okay.
Alright.
Batteries!
Hey, you already got your fill of batteries. Well, you didn't even think about it so bro. I didn't even think about it. I
Can hear the God in his voice
Nothing
Don't you worry? Oh my god
But I found a kinetic converter in the trash can
I've actually found a couple of those in that exact trash can. That's what you see that voice. That's it.
That's what you're asking.
You see my butt. You see my butt.
All right, do your thing.
GO GO!
It's starting to sound more like a bird noise now.
Yeah, it's gotten a little better.
Thanks, racist!
Fuck that dude!
Oh my...
Yeah, he's hot!
Yeah?
Oh, we got him! Oh, we got him there!
Let me put the bomb back!
I think I'm gonna...
I think I'm gonna...
I
Glitch we how do you do the hundred round glitch?
I'm hearing a lot of rumors that you could put a hundred bullets on an anvil
I mean on a ferro and not have to reload it
We have got to do that and take the major come on come on close
Yeah, it's no it's not it's a rabbit-fire a hundred round fero the gatorn gun
Yeah, but it probably shoots it like a pace right
You think it just goes boom boom boom boom boom no
It does that again
We gotta hit that come on go
go
Oh, three, two, one now
Two number one you jumped out he jumped up. Yeah one right here. Go go go. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Go go go. One of them jumped. I want you Bobo I want you. We go.
What is directly under me?
Get your jump come back up!
The tingle?
Guys, he's directly under, directly under.
Where?
I don't know, he eyeed down, but he's probably going to rest.
Oh, I see him, I see him!
Two of, oh my god, they're both right here.
Oh, they're killing me, they're killing me, they're killing me!
Nursing?
I'm going to shoot him.
I down one, I down the other.
Other one's around the corner of your left.
Maybe I down both.
Oh my god.
Are you calling his mama bitch?
No.
What does Puta Madre mean?
Oh, fuck your mom mom's a whore
Jesus Christ, you know what's going on?
Jesus, somebody's a watcher, mother with some soap.
Uh, the body of God.
Please.
Are you son of the brothers?
Oh, and take off your shoes!
They shot me from outside somewhere.
He's looking!
I went up to 140.
I see one right above us, right above the second floor.
I can't drop, I killed my three drops.
Get out of here!
Take this, bitch!
I'm going in!
I'm going with him.
Someone go one!
Come on, me, me, me, me!
Tell him he's one!
Dad.
That's good shit, boys.
Little baby goo.
There's a fucking stampede above us.
Little baby goo.
Oh, they're dumb and poor.
Are they?
Cosy, tell me how to do the 100 round trick with the pharaoh right now.
Text it to me, text it to me right now, text it to me right now.
I'm serious I have a pharaoh and I have ammo in Texas me Texas me. I want to do it right now
I'm waiting in the DMs. I'm waiting in the DM for your tanks. I haven't I haven't watched a video yet
I'm not doing I've been sent a bunch though guys. We that wasn't the guy I killed
I heard him die out somewhere those two of them here maybe oh there he is
yeah cold you made a goop because you I actually have a pharaoh now with 100
Give me the trick give me the sauce
One moment gang
They kill a guy in the roof. Hmm. I think we did yeah
Hold up wait, we take it here
He go go go I'm gonna go down though. No one's not down. He's low though. I'm coming. I'm coming
The broad James the broad James
George
Who's he being?
No, what's going you down? Oh, well that I don't know we're good. We're good. We're good. You live kicky-man
Hey
That glasses reform
Shit, I'm good
Tell me who else can we form glass out of midair
That's motion right there. That's motion
It'll be to go
Oh she's my mic was muted that entire time dude. I was screaming I was shooting them while they were thirsting summit literally
So much dead. Oh
Yeah, man, I was spanked I literally killed the guy as they were
This is battery shooting out bitch
You hear you hear the beep beep beep man is someone
Ch-ch-ch-ch!
What's your-what's-what's-what's-what's-what's-what?
Dude, I'm-someone-I'm literally on top of you, man, and you're fucking-oh.
Something.
Dude, they just all three zipped up at the same time.
Yeah, under me.
Good.
Summer was dripping.
Holy shit.
What has that fucking sauce?
one bottom floor i think yeah bottom floor
there's one oh we need to each other one time
Okay
Steve Frosty boys, we got to lose some of the scoop
One came up a little bit more
He's standing back, he's back
I'm getting warm and then I'm gonna jump on one. Okay, you got you got ya
I dropped my stuff up here you promised I'd touch it
Yeah, I'm not gonna take it. Okay. He's gonna be right here one
I like this corner
I just keep up a little bit more.
Give me a second, I'm going to double the talk, okay?
Okay, Jack.
Broke one.
One far, one close.
Oh!
Oh, that's a shock.
They're going to send you, they're going to send you.
They're going to send you.
They're going to send you.
Go in one dead, one dead.
Nice, nice, they know I'm down, but we're going to send you.
Whoa, one broke, one down, one broke, one down, one broke.
He's no way, he's forcing me, what the hell?
What the fuck?
His teammates literally scroung you around looking for fucking quarters next to him
No
Oh my god
You have a goop and a half chub right now, Mr. Lezy.
Wait, man.
You have a goop and a half chub.
Did you see that, boys?
Did you see that?
Kid, why?
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you, boys.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why are they instantly thirsting?
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
My wife pegged me.
She yells, goop, goop, goop.
Why?
They instantly thirsting everyone.
I
Can I bring you guys out all like all the fucking world
I had a bobcat full by way, you know
All those batteries feeding you down
I'm telling you, if the summit was dripping, I had a goop who wasn't going to wait for the goop, I'd be against the goop of coal.
I don't know. It's like, you
It's like, you don't get them
batteries.
Send to it.
All right. I am
I am on my phone.
Okay, I think I have your bobcat I have your tempest. I can't watch that video
We drop you just explain it to me in words my phone's dad. I don't want to put up on
The ground guns I got the ton of guns with the ground like a ton of really good ones
There's more goop. There's more goop, but I
Want to get out
I heard that understood
You would have bought the gunpowder. He is only the best of the best. It was like
couple tempests and
Couple tempests and all this stuff too
Never seen that dance move mr. Cogs he hit the Parkinson's
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Messed up my dad has Parkinson's my dad does to bitch checkmate
Yeah, got him got him take that
Okay, I'm a thing well your dad left, okay
All righty then okay, well that's a very kind of you to mention
Would you say I've got to listen
Hello
I've been muted this whole time. I
Made a bigger joke damn it
Yeah, you're me the shit
I made a banger you would have it was an absolute heat of yourself mr. Mr. Cosy get out commit. Can you like?
Thank you. Can you give me like a little chuckle?
I'm here. Would it?
Well, it doesn't work anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thank you sir. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Here we go. Uh, summit. Uh, yeah.
Mind if I put the best adapters on the
campus? I swear you like it a lot more.
You want to fuck this mine? My fucking
tempest, bro? My hard, I put hard work
Hard work sweat and tea. I took it off somebody rats who cares. I don't have some there
Yeah, whatever you think is good. All right. I
Have your bobcat and your tempest be cozy cozy you
you
The well, do you like do you think you could wrap a piece of bacon around it and slip it in?
And then also do you have the stuff my stuff from the last raid?
Yeah, Bobcat.
Whee!
Yeah.
Well, thank you, good sir!
That's a good man right there, boys.
That's a good man right there.
I'll make a text message on how to improve.
Yeah, Bobcat.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that Bobcat was actually mine.
Okay, well, okay, Drag told me how to do it,
but this guy has a storytelling skills of a four-year-old,
so I have no idea how to do it.
you have to do it you do it you have to load in with a torrent day or you can do
it in the practice range all right well give me one second I just want to take a
little beep okay okay I just want to take a little beep I just want you see
here I'm not joking you literally put on a torrent day and spam slop positions
of your guns and then drop it and pick it up you drop one and pick one up pick
up the gun that you want okay okay all right let me go into it let me go into
the practice range real quick you like to say it I don't have a threat day so I
can't do it I'm gonna touch them we have the fuck do I leave this party other
you know what if you like to say if you get to say it says we'll see if it
works okay one moment one moment I've got a blue bag I've got a blue bag
I'm running to it. God damn
give it here. I'm gonna give a
break. I'll I'm I'll I'm I'll
I'll I'm I'll I'm my screen well
I guess coke. He just told
everyone how to do it. So I
this one's on you this time
buddy. I better see the hate
messages on Twitter about you.
They're they're gonna see you
doing it be like oh how did
you have a hundred bullets in
his gun? Let me go to
Google how to add a hundred
I'm not even worth it.
Yeah, not even worth it.
Okay, all right, okay.
I forgot to bring it home.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
no, there's unlimited ammo there.
I'll put it on Bobcat first.
Wait, no, I'm gonna do the Pharaoh, I'll do the Pharaoh.
Okay.
Walk up to the thingy and get it up.
Gotcha, okay.
Well, okay, now what do I do?
I'm gonna get so much hate on Twitter for this one.
I
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Here we go. Alright, okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna hide I'm gonna hide speed I'm a high screen
I'm a high screen. I'm a high screen. Let's see it. Let me see you. Let me see
Okay, so you have you have your to rent a in your first lot. Okay, guys, really just
walk into your second slot, stop it to your first. Oh, that's what you meant that. Okay,
Okay okay alright alright alright
Just swap it to your first slot swap it to your second. Drop it pick it up
Holy shit
I
Let's go
Let's go. This is a fair or what I would look like a fair or four
Hold on hold up hold up now. Oh no, wait a minute wait a minute
We want to get me one quick second here. I take a little peep I take a little peep and then we ride in there
We'll be right right in the game
We go that was a fellow for the mind. Hey, that was a feral for it
Did put on a kinetic bobcat real quick and just spray
Okay, we get a bobcat
There we go and quick kinetic convert it
here we go all right some it's like I hate you guys okay guys okay guys all
right hold up I I'm going in I'm going in what one quick second one quick
second we were about the kinetic on the pharaoh you about that for a second
thinking about that first one spell mm-hmm about that one moment gang you
You got a whole crack at it.
Oh my god, a whole crack at it.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, actually, we'll just instantly kill the Major.
All right, hold up.
Give me what they get.
How much speed?
Here we go.
If I hit your screen, I just announce how to do it.
I don't fucking know.
I got to get some ammo.
I got to get some ammo.
That way, the guys on Twitter can't post me doing it.
That's why.
That's why.
Well, I won't give them a good clip.
I'll make it hard.
One moment, then no proof, Mr. Closey, no proof.
shit yeah that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy you see that
boys do you see that do you see that well if you reload surely you're not at
a hundred if you reload, right? It should not be back down to 30. We see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me do one more thing. Let me do one more thing. Pharaoh with the kinetic converter.
Oh, it didn't work. Do I actually need the ammo to supply it? Okay, fuck if I know.
I don't know that much.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be able to supply it.
Oh, we got it!
Yee-haw!
That's not much faster, honestly, but it is pretty cool.
This could take that animation out quickly.
This could take that animation out quite...
...explicitiously.
That's cool as in.
Let's get there. Let's get there.
Let's get in there.
I'm telling you, we do that on the whole cracker.
It's game over. It's game over.
Excellent work boys. Excellent work.
Oh, we got three volcanoes that all hop on top of the maitrakin blow.
It's buzzing the smithereens.
What do you think?
Sure, that actually would die so fast.
There we go.
A little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
Uh, I'm ready.
I got your shit.
Somebody invite him.
Wait, wait, wait, what, what, what could you have?
Anyway, you invite us.
I forgot.
I have your bobcat.
I have summits.
Tempest.
That's okay, okay.
There you go.
And then Mr. Summit, there you are.
Good sir.
One moment, boys.
You're one of these.
Here we go, then a little bit of this for Mr. Chicken like you do.
Perfect.
An 80 of this and a 10 more of this.
Perfect.
All right, good to go.
That's right.
I
Try with the osprey we still got a cock in between watch. I feel like that would be pretty lame
Mm-hmm. I got a fresh new rain for us max scoop potential rain for us right it just came across my desk
I
About ready the Jupiter we still got cocked a Jupiter too. I think I think it uses the ammo
Eating you like you would have to cock like an osprey or Jupiter wouldn't really be affected by it
Oh in the whole package. You got a cock the whole guy
Because it wouldn't really be that good with those
that'd be
You play the Toro would be the best. Is that you just spam?
With the Ratler? Do they equalize? Do they equalize or do you have 50 ammo?
You can fix your broken guns.
Oh
Okay, no that
No, I feel like wait wait, what about the angle the angle is probably the craziest he goes boom boom boom boom
No, okay, I said it's the craziest
Lucy's dad's cock 100 barrel Toro
Oh man, that would be crazy.
Oh.
Oh.
Your mom's pussy.
Boom, boom, the mage shark.
Aphelion.
Aphelion would, oh wait, the Aphelion would go pretty good.
And with the splitter.
That's where you got a cock that's where you got a cock here pin would go on
No, I see this is not as cool as the last x-point
That's where it was way cooler
Infinite bombs
Let's ride
What did we just do?
Let's go.
Ah!
I
Was ready for a great way
Oh, all right, oh, oh, oh, thank you good chair
Freshly rate that positive
What?
What?
You see that?
A little bit of thin.
Woo-hoo!
Okay, you looking at stuff?
Oh, my God.
Oh, he's, oh, what a cheetah cheetah boy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What a cheetah cheetah pumpkin enjoy it. Oh
my goodness
Look at this cool
Cheese thing on the job
No, I thought that would work with like a
Toro because then my Venator would have fucking like 30 bullets in it
Is the total has less bullets in the Vinninator
Come on
I have a blue mag Toro as mark well he has 12 the blue mag venenator has 22
oh wait no no sorry I meant to say I meant to say I tried it with my
Venator see if it works on the Toro. Ohhhhhhhh.
hmm so now we're cheesing huh Cloak see you scum bag that's it I'm riding a
post on Reddit. As soon as my wife is done with her boyfriend in the other room, I'm
getting on the computer and writing a post on Reddit about you. Just you wait. You're
not going to like this one. You're not going to like this one. Your career is over. Yeah,
it's over for you, big man. As soon as my wife's boyfriend stops plowing her, it's
It's only been 45 minutes.
I'm hopping on the computer in the room and I'm posting a big Reddit post about you.
Pictures and all evidence.
Let me speak to the people!
Dude, what are you saying, man?
I've tuned out everything you said for the last 45 seconds.
Fuck you.
Follow me, gang.
I'm going to go be crew.
It's got a night raid.
It's the people need to hear this.
Oh my god, it works. It works with any gun.
Are we just cheating now?
I have 20 people. It's in my...
Get your laces!
They're going to clip this flying for Twitter.
I'm going to make it look good.
No, folksy.
You were some Satan and you might be Saddam Hussein.
Be incarnate.
I clipped that plant.
Follow me, crew.
He's in 22.
I don't know, I'm not going up.
We not going up?
We going up?
I think it's going to be at the end.
They're probably, probably.
Might be tripping, might be tripping.
you tripping food jet that I still
I'm trying to get active on a goop a type shit type shit
sweet doggy's umbrella for what it's a drizzle I immediately in the game of
in the game. I was actually thinking dude, you know how
Soup Dog was like, oh, be careful, be careful. I can't figure out for the fucking life of
me what the hell we're gonna do. You actually smoke weed to get it done.
I did. I uh, okay. What? Even if I didn't get high as the
International Space Station, I have one token off the doinkat, which I do.
I can't do it
You put you put kind of content is that just sitting there for smoke?
I'm not for us you guys didn't put a trap no way to know their mother's a mother's they put me trap the steps
Well, that's not good
Yeah, I'm healing. Well, let's get up. How do they get up there? I didn't hear the same for a girl
Two dog games to what games you play
I was loving to do a collab, I just don't know what the hell he does.
And then some joy games.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's do something stupid.
I think you can just open the door.
This is...
Ready?
Hold on.
Yeah.
Got it.
Well, I'm good on the zip.
Take it!
On.
Before the crew.
Back.
One.
I'm looking for zombies. I see what I see what
I
Like a well-oiled machine out here boys that was exuberant
Mmm, like of cards?
Look at that.
What did you shape it up to be a pretty good rape?
He's peeing.
Oh, take those, take those, take those!
Yeah, they're getting shocked, they're getting shocked.
Shit!
Go, go, go!
Someone's breaching place
No, no, no, no, no me. He's breaching. I know. Oh, no, the next room. Oh, no, no, they're breaching the generator under us. Oh
In the Hoosie doozy. I see what I see one
One two one John oh
It's not gonna
oh my goodness take that fool oh my god I miss all my shots and I'm dead
Oh, how he's speaking English?
Good work!
She lay the sticky.
Good job.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Give me the finch and all score.
I would do it pretty good boys.
I was a free kid my dad shooting names very big pretty small for even
We take a shoot to the southwest
Take that fool
There's take a shoot to the southwest boys. We gotta be crazed
I see I see them they under the yonder
Fuck no big off roads
How was that noise what I see why did I hear the Queen to our right oh?
My god, they see me guys. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die horrible about a death
Charge
Dude, I was actually just thinking, I was like, wow, I hope I aggro a bunch of hearts before we fight.
One down, one down!
Good job!
It wouldn't be when we were here!
Take that, fool!
He's right under it, south-west!
Oh, I didn't hit a single shot!
He's right there, he's right there!
Oh!
We're back!
Oh
Yeah, yeah up the hill up here. It's a little buggy buggy
I think I got one like here. All right, it's time to die
Little baby
Hmm, it's up to go to the north on that other mountain. Oh my god, they are dumb and poor
You got something good
No, they're dumb and poor they're dumb and poor they're the couple of urbans. That's about it
We did pretty nifty
But you little people themselves you might inspire these hoodlums it's a lot down to left
As you want to see one
Take this hoodlum. Oh
my god, there's two
Oh my goodness they are dumb and poor even more than the other guys they're even
go back to the show rooms which came
oh he's even dumber and poorer than the
dumb and poor guys
he's actually wise who can't catch a
break out here
I see them over there.
They're flying right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Over there.
Did you have an extra shield?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then keep them out here.
Let's get them.
What are you doing here, gang?
Some guys.
Some to our right as well.
Some to our right.
Yep.
There.
Oh, where do you got?
Where do you got?
Bob in here.
We got Bob in here.
Okay.
Right in front of me, one.
Over there.
Right here.
Go, go, go.
Okay.
Is he one?
Right here.
Over there.
Oh my god, he's more handsome than I am he's one time
me out of here get out of here some bag these are me so me so me boys one
Oh my god
How the turntables how that worked out for you but 10
Oh, I've got a deep favorite right here. It's one of those new advanced ones from 50 meters
Oh my god god. Hey beat
Here we go
Is a team leader you think it
Where is this guy?
I don't know
Yeah, he's like he's like getting one shot and it is running away
Boy
It's just silly come on out. Oh make this hard of it has to be
Come on out, mr. Silly come on out
Where'd he go?
He went down, but like the bridge definitely was fucking dipped.
That was a good time for a beef taco meat stick.
That was hot.
Right under, under, under, right here, right here, right here.
Oh!
That job on him, on it!
I
You he has to have gone Southwest up down right here went up right here chance for baby
Did this guy he saved right?
They're playing in hydro
Maybe my beef sick first would say it
A bit famished.
Getting a lot of resources.
Oh, fuck.
I think the beef stick across my room when I opened it up.
There we go.
Second time's the charm.
He has to be like a whale.
Here we go.
I mean, he's probably going to leave. He's going to ride.
Yeah.
But he's got to go to X-Tracks.
It's like, you know, so...
Where do you usually go?
Three X-Tracks.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff right now.
Did we just cadaddle?
Wait, there's a tingle down to the west!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone's just down right there.
Oh, wait, wait, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, space, Jesus!
Shoot this thing, shoot this thing, shoot this thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, it's choosing to shoot me first.
What does he think?
Oh and God is mighty me down another sweeten light good work gang holy shit
Tina the part of the beef stick my resources are dangerously low
Anyways, we're heading west, or are we leaving?
Yeah, yeah, I think we're going west.
I can go doctor, I can go.
Follow me gang.
Watch out for God.
I'm not seeing any unusual activity out here should be in any of like these like like buildings
The lurking in the shadows
We're taking the extract
Was I hear that?
No, they're taking the extract. They're taking the extract it
Go go go. How did you hear that?
I've got ears like a hawk
Something that he is really good
I
See what I do one is that the thing is that the thing
That's you gonna make it out did you it's what's going what's going what's going
It'll be the next two.
Sorry, I've lost him.
What, tree branch?
I did. Nobody's going after it.
You guys were packing...
...a ton of garbage.
Packin' fuckin' air.
It's just homeless.
You got a cool cassette tape with the latest jams.
Sorry, let's leave.
Back to speed!
Let's get in here!
Let's get in here!
Excellent rain, boys!
Excellent rain!
Okay, jump, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
No!
Oh, shh.
What the fuck, I wasn't in?
Okay, if I die now.
Wait, is that close, Al?
No.
Oh.
Yeah, I was in the boob-seez figure out what I wanted to get rid of, man.
Boob-seez, boob-seez.
I thought I was in.
See? Boob-seez.
I apologize, Mr. Summit One.
No one else died.
Let's have some water.
Your friend's died.
It's too weak.
I thought he was in, I thought he was in.
It happens when you focus on eating your beef stick rather than gaming.
I pay my resources on competing at a significant rate.
It must rejuvenate.
Who do you think is the best VP player in the game of awkwardness?
Me! Me right here! You're looking at him, pal!
They don't call me
I
Got kind of scared there. I just knew something was gonna happen. I'd get that cancel my shit
Like that one brat that we're tracing in circles. Yeah
Dylan Dennis pay me 50 more dollars and said coaxie and peanut together is like a group project where both guys thought the other one was
bringing the talent
We're doing the work.
That stupid fucking insult is that.
That's too many head injuries, Hillan.
Lock it in!
Lock it in, pal!
Lock it in!
All right?
After a career of getting paid to get your brain beat in, you have to think a little
harder for those insults.
here we go here we go
your wife is stupid, hell, we gotta talk about it
here we go sell this bad boy and this settle in, put these away and that away
Okay, so that, here we go, mmmm, you little light ammo, perfect.
Prepare this, like you do.
We need a couple of heels for chance.
Shall these bad boys?
There we go.
A little bit more of that.
Honestly, believe it or not, razor gone pretty good.
good yeah we're pretty good yeah we're pretty good work
let's ride
i'm turning off the tank we're stopping it up and i we're turning it up and i i'm
turning off the tank
and we're going to the hardest map in the game
well i'm gonna have a side maybe we don't say it maybe we don't say it's a secret
It's a secret why don't you use the purple shoot it makes you into a fat bitch you can't move
There's a glitch right now that has a hundred round bobcats and volcanoes and we're going this way
Yes, because there is nothing to fear but fear itself clumsy
Nothing to fear but fear itself
Abraham Lincoln said that what some said to
We will prevail on this knife.
That's not even me.
Nothing to fear but fear itself.
That means are you a fucking you really are high on Jeff.
It means don't fear anything except for hearing sense.
The old Halo Promo that makes me right.
He's pretty good.
He's fucking.
Hey, what?
She's incredible.
Okay, I think JFK said that before he went to Kablooey.
I couldn't even get that cleared up.
Oh, never mind, FDR.
Somebody who cares.
Let's ride.
Riiiide!
Have your eyes adjusted to the dark yet, Raider?
Loot is ripe for the picking while most of Toledo is asleep.
Though my suppliers say that Arc is twice as vigilant after sunset.
Uh, what'd you bring?
EEEEH! RIDE!
I'm inside Toro.
You brought a bobcat, so different than what I got.
They got a bobcat!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, the left thing's back.
Yeah, you brought Vinny Toro.
Dylan Dan has paid me 50 more dollars and said if I catch you or coaxie in New Jersey, you'll be seeing the pearly gates
Did someone come to?
Like a pizza place, maybe maybe it's a local pizza joint
Holy shit
I'm from Jersey, I've never heard that spot. There's a new up-and-coming spot. Yeah, maybe on the on the rise
Well, thanks Dylan Danis.
Thanks man.
That's a fucking Dylan Danis.
Helpin' out the crew.
Dude, Dylan Danis has been donating like $300 a peanut every night for the past four weeks.
I'm making it kill him.
And he's just hammered roasts together.
He died and died.
I'm done.
He drinks three quarters of a bottle of whiskey and hops in here and insults me.
But he's paid me $50 for insults so I'm not mad at him.
Yeah, it's not bad actually.
Not too bad.
You take that deal and I'm gonna deal.
Follow me through.
Okay, I've taken space.
Taking space.
Taking space.
Taking space.
There weren't people on the other side.
Hold on here, sign.
my healer here I see my team I can't push egg take that fool go and go and
charge what's what's on the left
he said he said we're no way there's no
sir fuck you good shit okay oh he is
saying GGs good fight we should I think
GGs good fight hope to fight you again
great day what a good one you love to see it hey I got a ferro hey nice I got a
Torente you want to hook that shit up
There's no blue mag but as a green one as a green was all that guy over there
This is gonna be clicked on Twitter. No Clokesy. No, don't do it. That's cheating
Did it wrong you're gonna go to hell for that or whatever the shit
Let me try let me try
100 you most of that shotgun
two bullets in my toro
moment boys
Dude for C4's was around instead of here just constant C4's you're just gonna hear people never let off the fucking gun
Yeah, I'm gonna be caught like
Oh my god, what do you want to do with the tempest that could be sick?
Oh, I'm not doing any dummies. It's all working
They fixed this time. Yeah
You shall work it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure
Give him some credit, they fixed dooping
Yeah, it's just been in the game for like two months
No, it wasn't
Millions of minutes since they started
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it
People are throwing ducky into the woods
102 bullet, Bobcat!
Yeah, man, it's just like a fucking viral recent
I gotta show you this clip
I gotta show you this clip, dude
What do you need? What do you need?
I need that media mac
Absolutely
Lock it in boys
Lock it in
Time to get crazy
Me and the boys on the way to the liquor store
Me and the boys on the way to the liquor store
Follow me crew. When I put my left foot in front of my right foot, I end up at
the liquor store. Be the boys on our way to the liquor store.
Little bit of pain. Oh my god, wait, can you guys see anything over here?
mmm I got my flashlight
mm-hmm yeah other than your flashlight
get out of my ass
I'm a furry
If you guys find any of the frequency modulator boxes, let me know got it. Okay guys
You see my summit I
See nothing my friend like it's like a blue box
Who blew that up I
I did oh god you don't know where anyone is and I know what's going on I'm gonna
kill Squidward with a hundred rounds of the bobcat all right oh my god I did
nothing all these dead a little bit of healing little bit of healing
did you see what you see him I thought I saw him across like up in the tower
I
Check I face check it give me a second
We're all the people at weight one shot
Yeah, I even have the tech off guys this be men flocking
They're probably you know, they're probably all fighting in a lobby. We should go there
Everyone's fighting lobby a hundred percent
okay okay go go go crazy that peanut got the glitch fixed in a night yes you
are welcome boys you are welcome just doing my part goes out like two thank
yous from you one for you one for Johnny my curiosity wait they're on
Follow me, gang.
We did that boys.
It'll be the most.
They're not in it.
What the hell?
We're there.
I'm going to call it.
I'm going to call it.
This is, I've never seen this place so quiet.
Oh my goodness.
Tango, Tango, Tango, Tango.
Oh my god, I got to do this as well. Oh my god
Okay, I'm just dying
Oh
Take that air condition
I'm dead immediately
and
We are so it's a sin before you do that before you
Hello, hello good sir. I hear my he's right here. Well, hold on down. So hold on down. No, wait, wait, wait, wait
I won't leave I won't leave on this. I'm just gonna hang out right here. We're gonna hang out right here
Oh my god.
No, I'm coming.
No, I'm coming.
No, I'm coming.
No, I'm coming.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Good work, team.
Hooray!
That's a close-knit kill-up.
Oh my god.
Okay, sorry.
I pulled a snob.
I'm all talking about it.
ball okay kind of stupid look like that's what look like okay that's that
Zaza in full blast oh my god I think they're down this way no way we are
missing we are missing that's a bobcat
Right there over there. That's good. You have no sport guys that guy accidentally defect me
Yeah, but we actually deepened him back so it's even now
You know, I thought it was you maybe your name was over him or something. Yeah, it's kind of crazy
Almost like you're on narcotics or something
and taking a couple stretches in the bathroom they have you summit no no no
mm-hmm not that limber at the moment oh better get more limber than want to get
a cramp in the middle of battle we don't have an extra blue seal
I want to 20.
I'd be down for that.
This is reset this.
It's locked in!
Stay back!
Watch to the skies.
Hey Jobs, we're directly above you.
Right here I think.
Oh my god, there's a second one oh
No, don't do that. No, don't do that. Don't do that God will hate you forever
Oh
There's that fear huh?
No, no, no, you get thirsty across the way
I
See one guy in this
I'm one. She's running out you with an axe. He's a maniac
This is another guy here, he's pushing in he's pushing in he's getting his way. I don't know who you're coming to
I just lost two bobcat fours and I have aids
perfect perfect what a sweet little delight just for me
you guys want to see kid two bobcat fours
we're not free to go away you say that point I thought maybe would you like
was good like it was good like a team bonding experience our counts get
wiped in T minus less than two weeks two weeks yeah you don't expedition I'm
I'm so on page one.
What?
Show me two to be honest with you.
I don't figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
We'll wing it, Summit.
Don't you worry.
Yeah, that definitely won't work.
Yeah.
I bet you we could do it in one day if we wanted to.
Yeah, me too.
For sure.
No.
Of course.
Maybe Summit can.
You are not doing it in one day.
I'm good too.
I'm good too!
There's so much that's gonna get high and forget about it!
Yo, yo, what are you doing?
That's splashing me!
Hey little bandit, dude!
I'm gonna take you somewhere nice, don't you worry.
Don't you worry, chief.
Here we go.
You bit of that.
We're gonna bring up this.
Here we go.
They're a blue shield per baby.
For Mr. Shiny.
I can do.
Someone real nice.
I'll take care of you.
I'm changing.
I'm changing.
I'm changing.
Okay, I'm gonna let.
I said here a little bit more goop.
And then we're going to go.
Here we go. Perfect. Okay. All right.
Get a bit of this. Get a bit of that.
Five, two, two. Then put that right here.
Put that right there. Then we ride.
And we're going right here. This is the group spot.
Oh
Dylan Dennis paid me 50 more dollars. I'm a worldwide superstar
Interlash
Internationally known
Even max Holloway said you're lucky to have me in your chat surrounded by peasants and bots
You should be donating to me for the exposure and honor
Go watch the clip and understand the level
And then another bugulator gave me 50 more dollars and said no one cares Dylan
This is toxic trans my boy good man good man
Vip that guy VIP that guy right now
Hmm
We'd like
It's so great though wondering what that guy was after I'm like, what did he do when he lost like four fights in a row?
I kill like Dennis. Yeah, I think he's just watching you scream out
Bob's let's ride
I
Drive
Follow me gang
You're early and
It's a bunch of clay guys
What sing I can sing
Baby girl. What's your name? Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink. I'm T-Pain. You don't be.
Convict music nappy boy. Oh, yeah.
Does that satisfy you? Is that tickling your fancy?
That was nice. Thank you. Hit all the notes.
Why is everybody saying encore?
Hang on core. I promise. Everybody say it on core not one single person is spending fucking on everybody's sparing on core
They're sparing on core. No, that's just your view box typing one message
Yeah, I
Programmed it to do that
With your cheats, that's right with my cheats my cheats is my view bonds
Yeah
I was so close to uninstalling Twitter for like the first time after I woke up and I just saw thousands of threads
It's saying peanuts a cheater
And I said and you bought I can't forget that this is the Pica I was like that meteor needs to hit us faster than fucking ever before
You got the dinosaurs. Yeah. Hey cuz fucking back restart
fucking start us
All of me and that was too much for human society
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, this should be legislation passed through Congress that
anyone below 90 IQ can't use the internet.
The dumb people have to get off the internet.
No more dumb people!
No more stupid people!
Am I right, boys?
I can get on board with that.
Thank you. Thank you.
There's people like I think just above us getting shot. Yeah, I do have to stop. Yeah.
Yeah, I can verification. Steve Washington voice. Steve Washington.
Hey.
They're at the triangle house.
They're getting blasted by space seas ice I see we I struck out with a footer
Right, there's gonna be a team directly about us at the team on the hill northeast
Don't what he's in
That's what's on the top. Oh, he just killed himself
Did you do that to him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I think he killed himself.
You're not going anywhere, Stinky.
You're not going anywhere.
Another team just know that.
Little baby do.
Keena.
Keena, I'll give you a...
Heal.
Wait, what?
He's getting the whack.
Don't let your dogs fool us.
There's no...
He wouldn't be a beat-up.
I'll above you, above you, above you.
Watch out, Dad.
Well, that's enough.
Little piddly food.
Some fitness score.
Go John!
Go John!
Go John!
God yeah!
I
Okay legs I do appreciate that okay
You let them escape
He did he has a fair on his back
Holy shit, dude. Oh
Yeah, you see a summit
How did he go?
I got rolled up on from the fucking elevator, so I'm in no trouble.
Come on out, Mr. Silly!
Don't make this harder than it has to be!
Come on out, Mr. Silly!
Don't make this harder than it has to be!
Get it out of here!
You get back here, Mr. Silly!
You get back here!
Don't you make this harder than it has to be!
get back here with us any where'd you go what the hell yet what the bobcat
Fighting you got lucky this time powers a potential Bobcat back there
Well hold up now hold up now no need for hasty decisions
Yeah, I don't have a sheet of paper to use them all on my friends.
You stupid bitch! Goddammit!
Hey, gang, how you doing?
Godspeed, good sir! Godspeed!
You guys are friends, I'm sitting here chucking C4s at him.
Yeah, fuck him. He killed me, he didn't even have a D fan.
Thank you, good sir.
I they're going crazy over across the map at over let's get them
Yeah, well we want to get them, but you're saying they're jerking off without us
Sorry, I'm cooking next time
Yeah, we want eye contact. I got you. I got you. I got you. Don't you worry. I'm dead bodies over there
You bring the loom I'll bring the lock. Yes. That's actually the best
It's not because someone goes talk your way out of it seems to be getting proximity voice you stupid bitch
Let me speak to the people let me speak to the people
Yes, it is you got to meet him first and you make him feel special
You say die you piece of shit men you compliment their funny hat
maybe they're cool eccentric sweater when do you fuck that comes after I think
we just run run through the bottom they are going crazy others we have to get
them before they're on it boss on it
We're going this way. Are we not going to the Drangle House. No. We're not going triangle.
We're going over there. We just need those for summit.
I
Didn't get with Molly's
Follow me to
We should listen to this as well. We're doing one good man. Good. I'm mad. Thank you. My boy. Thank you
There's still there's still fighting over there. There's still plus I can hear from a mile away. We're getting at it
Whoa, are you going dead people?
the dingers going on over there.
Oh fuck.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Follow me boys quickly.
Because.
Dude, I'm not joking.
There is a whole group of dead bodies up there.
Tingo, Tingo, if you're under it.
It's still 20 minutes, I think we wait.
I concur.
Let him beat that shit out of you there.
Don't, not wait, but like, you know what I mean.
Tingo, sit this way first.
Oh.
By the way, we're about 75 meters away.
Yeah.
It's way up there
You Swiss
Wait, you might have put their mother pushing out
Yeah, we're it's nice. I think I'm really nice way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here and yeah
I'm a secret bottom
Get you much prize
Lock in
Right buddy, right? There is a house. You must see him. There's a hundred people actual hundred people
We decided to keep going. Let it keep going.
I'm behind this bloodshed.
Alright.
I think I'm playing Fortnite.
Sssst.
Hey.
They're resting inside. They're resting inside.
I'm not part of this fight, but I'm gonna kill you so I can get you good.
Pusser.
See you guys. Fuck it.
Sinead, never guy, never guy.
I'm still a guy, right over here.
Oh!
Right there.
Badum, badum!
Fuck it!
I'm going in!
One's on my ping.
Passed out, getting out of things.
That one got one.
That's the guy, yes.
There's another one behind that building.
Another one got another one.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
It tickles behind these boulders.
It tickles behind these boulders.
I'm dead.
Oh no.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Not cracked, but...
Right here, right here.
He's down he's down he's down you're insane
I
Am on the case which would you worry
We go we go
He's a loose ever
Holy shit, boys. You guys are insane.
He's down here?
I knew I found him. I found him. Take that fool!
Take this!
Got one, got one! One more!
One more, one more, one more, one more!
He's reviving, he's reviving!
There's three, there's three!
AHHHH!
That guy down the hill, the guy down the hill, the absolute, I killed the guy down the hill dead!
What the hell?
He's killing me again!
I'm sorry bro. I didn't notice that was him. Perfect, perfect. I have that entire exchange.
He decided to throw his life away just to kill me. Actually fuck that guy. Get aids.
to hell. Perfect. Perfect. What a sweet dream. Sir and Mr. Peanut, the entire fight. What
a sweet delight.
That's something on the mic. Is it the guy that was dead?
He's in that bush right in front of you. He's still alive.
And that's much, that's much, my dear.
My say is a piece of shit, but she's for me peanut says your piece of shit
Summit listen to me, okay
Fucking love your stream
you got for me it was at the team that Thursday you know only a bomb I can
add to the shit all right you're the best racer out there yo thanks I just
say that summer's the best racist out there
Yeah, no racer. Oh
Well, I can't believe that just happened I could have been rich
Yeah, I let you die by accident. I'm very sorry. That's okay. It's only the second time tonight. No worries
I
Shot on that guy I first shot on that guy too
Well the one do you want that the number one racist right here
I finished two guys up on those rocks we guys died I
I have a bobcat kinetic with
your name on it. Thank you
good chair. You're a good man.
This is another one. You're a
good man.
Why? Why? You're good. Okay.
Yeah. I found two random things
in the room. I was going to
spell characters. I was going
to do this guy.
I returned to the speed four
Times and every single time, we have to spectating every period, single period, time period.
I'm a little bit of a liar.
You can't listen to me, can you?
Lay for me, man.
I
Was a tempest somewhere
The tour for you need
I don't know one god you're putting in that base some of you said it's sexy
any time any time you don't understand yourself sacrificing nature but I do
you thank you sir thank you I lay my life that on the line for my team
I will Michelle
I mean if anyone rose up on me, I'm just instantly dead
No, you got that chief there
Top loot the top three here top four somebody here buddy. Yeah
You see like five takers you do your job you guys I saved the team if you do not
Mm-hmm. That's I got Bobcat kinetic with your name. Thank you. Good sir. You think you could bring a group over to me, too
Yeah
We won't buy kind of thank you
Mighty kind here mighty kind here
I
Am sad let's go how far you need to compete the execution
Seven minutes on the castle upside flip side, okay, so cyber won't you fat?
But you want to go clip savvy right? Oh close you search that nest can we make that close go make it
Yeah, I don't think I will. No, I can't.
Did you search that nest?
Like a mini bird city?
Bird city easter egg?
Yeah, I have no ammo, so if we can't do a fight...
Bird city bird egg?
We'll drop everything in the tornado, I guess.
This guy.
You just died because of your ass.
A very kind nod.
That's very unkind, young man.
young man
There was just a random solo down there shooting you that I killed and I thought it was sweet. Yeah, I yeah, I I
Saw four guys shooting you and I'm like this guy's a hundred percent part of the team
And it was a random so not only do we get stream side, but 90% of the time they they will sacrifice their life
Just to make sure I'm dead
It's horrible it is the worst
Yeah, well they killed him, they killed you.
Saying that they're killing Peanut.
Perfect, perfect.
That's what you like to hear.
He's like, got your little boyfriend.
Perfect, perfect.
SpongeBob SquarePants big guy, OK.
You took that tempus, right?
Yeah, nobody?
Nice.
Probably use it next round.
I am 266, but it's because I have that kinetic.
Enix?
Enix?
Enix?
Enix?
Yeah, I just got a $500 ticket while watching your stream.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Excellent read, get a minute.
Excellent read.
That's okay boys.
Sometimes the team leader sacrifices himself for the betterment of the team.
It only means he's a good team leader.
One moment, please.
Thank you, thank you.
Now, of course, if I could get a quick thank you for your sacrifice.
Aye.
Alrighty.
I did for the team!
You actually did.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
You're good at this.
Honestly, good job, you know.
Thank you good sir.
Thank you.
Honestly, that's very kind of you, Clucksy.
I really appreciate you saying that.
I really appreciate your friendship.
Thanks, man.
NOOOOOO!
I
Got you stop doing it never suck me right
Here we go couple of those
We have blue seal what do you think a good pass do for Lucy right here?
Yeah, I mean I'm all out. I've got no more.
I can bring some. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Do I take it back? I really do value your friendship.
Bye.
NOOOOOO!
Okay, I got you!
I'm gonna make you pay for this!
I'm gonna make you pay for this!
I'm gonna make you pay for this!
I'm gonna make you pay for this!
Thank you.
See? The double, the double!
No, there's no singing in this one.
Yes, there was! Yes, there was!
As per the rule of state,
that was a double sing-at!
I didn't answer that. What rules?
Who invented these dumbass rules?
I'll see you kind of right. I actually didn't get you that one.
Thank you
And that was my triple glider on free from yeah, I'm not bringing your shit
You're I take it all back. I take it all back. I take it all back. I mean none of that
the quad feed the quad feed there's no quad man yes there is yes it is that's a
quad feed that's a quad feed yeah I'm not bringing you a blue shield fuck you but
I'd lead my life down on the night for the team
I'm a teeny blue shield. That's right
I could use a blue shield. I
You can't say not to that one at least he does you can yeah, I do need one. Yeah
I have your fucking eyes. Oh, you're telling me I'm bringing you a renegade a Bobcat kinetic and a blue shield
And you do anything I wait my life
down all the line for my team.
Honestly, it means some had a better chance getting out with you dead.
Okay, then if you pay was a hermit congratulation, you've heard me deep.
You go into hell.
You're a bad man.
You go into hell.
You should be silly.
What?
What?
What what where's officer? I yeah, he should be texting any minute now
You're not getting off for 45 woman in foul at minimum
Also, it's like yeah, I'm gonna be on later
He's really taking his time tonight.
He's taking his married time, taking the scenic round.
That bastard.
I hate this guy, he's not funny at all, just annoying.
I hate this guy, I don't like this guy, shut up, bitch.
Don't talk about folksy like that.
Don't talk about folksy like that.
Folksy is our friend and we value him as a team member and a member of the team.
So we look past that he's annoying.
That's right, that's right.
We look past it.
He's a good guy, a good man.
You should be saying such things about him.
He's a nice person and a good person.
Yep.
Yep.
What in the AA meeting is this?
The fuck?
He's a nice person and a good person.
Don't you sit down where he would help you.
Let's ride.
You
I
Drive thank you, mr. Cloak see
Hold on now boys you guys are quick. Oh, this is the car. I need light bulbs in this car has a hundred percent chance to spawn on
Piece of chocolate oh
higher he did give this to light bulbs a good for me that one
Boom, light bulb, yo!
Hey, that's it.
Good work, number one racist.
100% chance to light bulb in that car.
I didn't know that.
Follow me, Clue.
Here we go, perfect.
Follow me, gang.
If you cause it, what happens they give two light bulbs, we leave.
Dr. Lupo cheated at chess.
You guys remember when Dr. Lupo cheated at chess in the charity tournament?
He said, it was fire!
Fire!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's the good old days.
The good old days.
It seemed like there was so long.
I don't know if I'm going to find her.
I don't know if I'm going to find her.
She's like a lifetime ago.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
How does that matter?
Oh, my God, they suck.
Oh, no, be gag.
Oh, all right.
OK, well, we made it.
We're all right.
I told them that might be my absolute wonder, summit.
Yeah, you're gonna have to go under.
Oh my god, you're gonna have to go under.
Are you leaving?
We're gonna have to meet them in. Come on.
Steve, watch the noise.
Oh my... No way!
Oh, what what's going on out there?
You think
We got to we got
First that bro. No way. There's a guy fucking behind
Do you get him popping it open for real Cooper? He's over here. Thank you
That's just how do you do the loopy. Oh my goodness. Oh, see
Oh my goodness, oh, what the hell? Yeah, who the hell are all these people look
Perfect, perfect sir sir hold on now sir hold on flag on the play. That was unfair
I did not have my gun on yielded. You have to give me a retry. All right dying burning Helen Gnades
Not feeling too powerful now, are you?
I'm feeling too powerful now, are you
That's right it's your favorite streamer mr. Beedon.
Oh fuck that guy, I don't know him.
Go and work it.
Oh hold on now sir.
Ooh not feeling too powerful again are we now?
Not feeling, oh shit.
Excellent raid, excellent raid.
It was looking pretty good there for a second
Well, that's okay boys, you win some and you lose some
That's how it goes
That guy is probably actually breaking his keyboard right now
I've never I did that was crazy full team on roof then we drop down four teams fighting there
Well, I do have the texture table
You're doing the tech disabled.
Yeah, but, dude, four teams in the, like, why?
I've never seen that.
Coach, did you hear that guy when I,
he first got shot when he was trying to finish me
and then he died?
Yeah.
I told him, I go, ooh, don't feel so powerful now, do you?
And he's like, shut up, you jackass.
He's like super pissed.
And then he tried to finish me again.
And the same exact thing happened again.
God shot and died while he was finishing me.
I'm not that guy watching the screen.
That guy is beating the shit out of his monitor.
He's the fuck, I don't need a goop.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
Hi, it's my OG.
No, it's not.
Oh, that's not how that works.
That's not how that works, chief.
Tell him something.
I've been out for 12 hours.
I'm tired.
I didn't even have a house.
Halfway point.
Yeah, it's yours.
I remember being a pond time streamer.
The glory days.
Hey, my beauty's asleep.
All right, pal.
You're going from absolute goblin asking for chains for people to cross a bridge
to just butt fuck ugly.
Let it ride.
This is let it stand.
Play it when it lies, Gloksy.
Wake up whenever you wake up.
At least I have arms and legs.
What the hell?
What the?
What the?
He speaks the answer of truth.
All right, shut up, druggie.
Number one racist over there.
Druggie, I'm about to get off your leg.
One moment.
One moment.
Little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop, a little bit of goop, here we go, my funds are dropping expeditiously
now, I'm down near the 350,000 mark.
Donny, you know where we're going to go that we'll be successful?
Where?
Baird City.
Hey, that's a stupid fucking idea.
What?
Thank you for suggesting it though.
That's right.
No, me and literally everyone else who plays the game.
But you know what?
If you would like to take a little trip, we can take a little trip.
Did we have a really good run on Berry Street today?
Did we?
Have we played Berry Street today?
I don't know.
We have.
We came out pretty fat I'm pretty sure
Very city is the code I
Love bird city
It's a seagull on your head
We don't
Do we can take a little peep in very city
Ah, it's alright!
You boys ready for a great raid?
I'm ready.
Fuck yeah.
I got precoz.
Conjured your legions.
My god.
You got a cheese?
No I don't need cheese.
Oh yeah he's one of those freesies like cheese.
Conductor lesions
No
One of those free cheese like cheese
Is it cuz it makes you poo out your ass or is it just cuz you're like a free yellow mustard?
I don't think there is a leader to yellow mustard another color
Yeah, yellow mustard diesel mustard mustard mustard. Oh, yeah, there is
Honey mustard
Brown mustard
I made a little brown mustard in my toilet this morning after I ate some tacos actually
Not you might enjoy that
Put in a little baggie for you a little ziplock mail it to you
I'll send it when they ship it
So I'll just have a couple of thoughts in the passing bag as well.
I want you to get the full experience, I mean.
I missed the summit, you're the Bering City guy, where do we go?
Wait, what was the question?
You're the Bering City guy, where do we go?
I'm not the Bering City guy, I just started learning this map.
I just thought it'd be fun.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
I should just go to the hospital and kill people over there or I go to
Galleria and pick up plants or shit
Take us to go to go to go to go to Dingo
I don't mind
Good thing oh inside inside
Which house which house in my building
I did boss on it was yet. Oh shit
I love results
Get out of here
Whole cracker
What guys this guy had a whole crack on him
Oh
The score on two shabby boys
I'm coming I'm coming
Wait, you should be one then
Oh, he went down he went down he went down where's the add
Take this fool
Take that oh one down one like one down one like them as they all have whole crackers
We do this yes, we do this
Oh, he's he's oh, oh, oh, oh, all right. He's oh well
well
Yeah
Yeah, some of the boys. I'm not that gang
you behind is behind you no I did the racism no this guy's pretty crazy that
might get him yeah that got him I got him I'm dead
oh the race is swim today oh no no no the races with the team that's solo
down below oh god you got you okay few okay right I'm already dead yeah I just
took so many back shots there I was telling the arc you were shooting you
from behind was there another guy yeah I came for the first art the racist
Mm-hmm
Oh, see there's no way we're gonna watch you fall for ten minutes die at once
Do you think watch your shit dumbass
He's cooking he's cooking holy shit, how does he do it?
Well, that's a racist
and all the way to the bottom.
Yep, that's okay boys.
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes.
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes.
Maybe we do do Freakit.
Yeah, I see we do a quick Freakit.
Fresh in the senses back up.
That's right.
Quick Freakit, quick Freakit.
We'll go here.
We'll go here, let's do this.
Freakit, is it gonna be my LG?
No, it's not!
LG before the LG! Two more games!
I agree with that.
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now let's RIDE!
this is our raid by here boys this is where we take it all back this is where
we take it all back I got a right there
in my time my time it's scary it's spooky
I've cuddled it
SPOOKY TIME!
be careful boys be cautious
oh someone farted on me
follow me crew
I
Really it's spooky out here
Holy shit, you guys should that out?
Oh, take a try in front of me!
No, no, no, he's right here
here
alright
take one of them a little
are you an idiot
take it
take that fool
this is our game dude
10-1-1-1-1-1
I got him I got him I got him
I got him
what do you left him
what do you move Dingo
I'm flashing the scan in the middle of the fucking thing.
Oh man, here is...
I got, I got, I got cheap...
Here you go!
OHHHHH!
Get that guy!
Oh, Chad.
This next raid is our raid.
Alright, I'm killing myself.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Guys, what do you think about it?
What do you think about it?
We all had free kits, and that team threw 12 C-4s at us.
Yeah, we're the real winners.
God, I feel like such a winner right now.
Let's ride.
One more free kit, one more free kit.
Next raid, next raid.
I promise you, Coach, in these sections you'll be ten times better than that last raid.
I personally guarantee it.
This raid.
You can still amount this.
Can you believe how nervous I was? I played it one time, it was pretty cool.
Two and a bunch of aliens and whatnot.
Then returned to the mothership.
You it's rough and resort to free kids we're just getting our mojo back
Shit what what nothing what I thought I was ready already what
What you trying to say I know you summon speak man speak
guys nothing we're good all right no okay but you see so let's ride
No LG before the algae that was what they count. Oh, no
You got last week did tell me we're only there for like three and a half seconds
That's a long time. Oh, yeah
Think about it any longer than that. So I get a little uncomfortable
It's
The God's by the God's I had to grab a glass of orange juice exactly and I say what can I say?
Okay. Follow me gang. I don't know if you could tell but I took us to daytime instead of night time.
Oh nice.
Night time was a little too spooky for me.
This is where we died last raid.
Uh-huh
Little bit of reminiscence
Every listening time is complete. That's how to get back to action
Now that team is Toros and I have a rattler so we can handle them
Oh my god, I thought there might be a house between these two houses
heels
I'm going in
They're screaming summit one G by the way, they're cheating she lay
Oh
Why is everybody saying
Why is everybody saying GG's good fight tonight?
We got some bad luck on the last couple the all sound the exact same do
Youngsters yeah, the youngsters making trouble. It'll be the goop
It'll be the goop.
I'm telling you, it's like the eighth one we ran into tonight.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Not too shabby, boys.
Not right there.
Not right there.
Here we go.
Perfect.
and we ride we say I'm kind of goop you're kind of goop too I've got two
tempests what I got two tips in it and a grapple hug and two total four so just
so just it's something I had two bands at two bands and tempest and a Toro
two. Not too shabby. I have a I have a Tempest one. I have a
Kettle three and an Anvil four. Oh man. Yeah, hide the money
y'all. Here you go. Broke. You spit on him too. Cool him down.
It gets hot. Barry Jitty. Hey, yes. A couple bandages.
Perfect.
You bit of goop.
My Tempest is 20, surely it doesn't
insert break, right?
We got...
You'll be fine.
Wait, they're all crazy.
A little bit of fin.
Where do you go, crazy-ad?
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Hit the deck, hit the deck!
What?
Hold on now boys hold on now
Hold on
Everybody pause for just a spell
There's no need for these hostilities. I'm sure we can reach a couple. Oh, thank you good sir
That is mighty kind of you
Oh
My god, I think yeah
Yo, hey, this is going pretty good
So you guys aren't friendly as I was just staring at this guy's forehead. They look pretty friendly to me
All right, see you guys later have a good one boys
Oh absolutely absolutely see you later
Oh shit
We need to get out of here
Run
Good thing out
We're keeping this tennis boys
You have to pay for my cold dead hands
Yeah
Wait that fucking is me
Yeah, oh
My goodness, that's good at all that's good at all
Big chunky
No, they watch our screens. Oh take us right there. Take us right there. Yeah, yeah, we bring it to bring it to it
I didn't push I didn't push I didn't push
I'll impose you
I'm just trying to defend you know about down here. Oh
My god, I
Wasn't watching and there was a guy that came down sir sir
sir
Hello, good sir. I'm sure we can reach a compromise
We would both be satisfied with I am only trying to satisfy you
Will you let me do that?
You wouldn't sign
Now I come to the guys that kill you and I was just stuck in a bus this hell all good said do you think
Do you think a group of like me could get a nifty defibrillator it?
That would be quite swell
What
Oh yeah.
Thank you good dear.
Thank you good dear.
I love you.
I love you, man.
I'll never stop loving you, man.
Let's ride.
Don't you recall, see I'm coming.
No soldier left behind.
I got you, chief, I got you.
I want peanuts.
Where's peanuts, man?
I think I saw him going over that way.
No.
Oh
Take this fool take that fool
It'll be
Yeah, I do it
You guys can't forget about that the team will fall apart
absolutely my cousin we were reading dirty I know that's what I do this is
beautiful we saw some we saw some fellas this and we ain't no what that should
mean we started re-enacting everything we had seen and that's when I gave my
cousin a hand! That was beautiful sir. That was beautiful you're a songbird of a
you. Should we kill him? Get
away. You **** you. Wait, I
think we get out of here. I
think we get out of here. I've
got I'm going to the kills.
Hello. All right. I don't
know what this guy what what
more good this way
There's about seven dead bodies. Okay
All righty then
Follow me crew I
Just farted real big
Oh, yes.
Keep screaming.
We got to schedule. We got to schedule.
We need to get killed like some
and a half.
Okay.
Good question. Good question. Who the hell are these guys?
Let's kill, let's kill them.
Alright, let's get out of here. Now let's get a little bit.
Alright, see you later, gang. Have a good one. Godspeed.
I'm a little bit of pained, follow me, crew.
Alright, sound good.
Oh, I'm hunting yo ass down to nine.
I'm considering you can't spell ass a three letter word.
I'm not too worried, sir.
You might be a dumbass.
I'll take my chances.
I'll take my chances.
We don't hear that. We don't hear that.
We don't hear that.
That has nothing to do with us.
We've done our part.
What? What'd you say?
Who holds that?
Oh no, how's somebody helping him?
Don't we have him clean? Godspeed boys! Godspeed!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Well, that went pretty good. You were right, Summit!
McBerry City is great. Not too shabby boys. I told you. Let me tell you, that was good.
That was good. You look like you having a good time too. I saw you taking a little nap
on the stand next to my house. Soaking up the sun and the fun. It was nice. It was
nice. But you feel nice and relaxed. Yeah, I'm good.
I
One more game one more game
LG coxie
Here we go
Then we'll get one of these oh another free kid
He's got a ton of goop
Do you want to bring a goop in?
Okay, I like the map so now we got you got you you like two seconds here
gotta get a couple I was just I need to metaphorically two seconds for like
15 I chose a high one that I know he doesn't know how to count down from
The new meta.
There we go.
Perfect.
Now we ride.
All right, we're going right here.
Final raid of the night, last raid, best raid.
You're going to this one right here.
I got to be sure of this.
I was thinking what she was.
I think you're my dad.
I'm not paying alimony and your mom is an asshole.
My peepee is soaking, I think.
All right, guys, I'll tell you a doctor that is something
that I don't wanna hear about that, sir.
Where are you at, Harbals?
Hey, they got 100 stacks today.
That's the best.
But I'm out.
Walmart, fire me, what do I do?
Wait, I'll give you one.
on aisle 9 and slip on it and sue him.
For legal purposes, this is all a joke.
For legal purposes, this is all a joke.
Nice, you got to say that.
That's not even part of the joke.
I'll get sued.
I'll get sued.
If he actually went and did that, I would actually get sued if I had to do that.
He didn't dare to be here.
Colander or Rosinob, those Russian spies.
I don't know those guys.
I don't know those guys.
So you device that they can take sure they use her?
No, there will be no hog review tonight, perhaps next week.
Oh, let's ride.
I
Gang hey algae last game best game
The math would hit harder with 14 gas station rhino pills
What's a rhino pill? You know what a rhino pill is?
It increases performance
Like sex I never said sex it increases performance and makes you feel good
Performance is white. Oh fuck. Yeah, that's not specified
You see that as a crazy shot of everything. Holy shit. They must be good
He's an extra weird bulls that go through my
Yeah, go through the floor and then around ventilation shots
Them cheaters out there.
They'll get you. They'll get you.
The Hacker men.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Follow me, can you?
Oh.
Summit?
I'm fine. It wasn't me.
You're good, okay.
Where are they?
We went for a two for there.
Don't worry about me now.
Yeah, you're a strong guy.
Yeah, I do see a guy.
Oh my god, I just missed every shot.
One broke, one broke.
I just missed every shot, I was so confused.
Two down, two down, two down.
Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, I'm going in, I'm going in.
Charge!
Take this fool!
Shut his cock off him.
They were looking at another team here, they were looking at another team here.
All in mind, all in mind!
I...
All in mind, all in mind!
All in mind, all in mind!
Oh
I say we do any mini mighty moe and pick one to revive and kill the other two
Any mini mighty moe catch a tiger by his toe if he hollers let him go my mom says to pick the very best one and
You are in
Run free run free good day
Be free
Little baby goo. He did the right thing. He did the right thing
You know, I'll be honest. I walk around that corner and I have never seen people standing there
I just started I was just staring at them and I'm like
What is happening
All right to the bunker here hold on I have to pretend like I'm driving this car. All right sounds good sounds good
It's not how you drive a car at all he's helping that guy
She's up in that doogoo.
He's starting on us.
Oh, this fucking is tough.
Oh, ding-a-doogoo, ding-a-doogoo!
I'm defending something, I'm not jumping.
What are you doing?
I thought you two could use the other guy.
Where'd he see him?
Yeah, he's really close. I'm literally on the other side of your car. Oh
I'm not going to hang zip. Okay, okay
Oh
Look at the on the other side of your car
They like the first car the second time there there there. I mean he sees me take this bitch
You lied to me
And people are no there's not you liar I swear he ran out to hear saw me
He ran out to hear saw me wait. Oh my god. Wait. Could you do it through the back? I
I
Good comes good comes that almost made sense
No, I I did I saw him run right to the left
And I think you're making all this up somebody's pulling something out of his ass right now
I'm telling us there's a team with isn't one
Who was the team right on us? Oh, no, no, no, no, no
He's making it all up boys. He's seeing ghosts. Hey, seven you good
skids
Kidding, huh? Oh, there's people in both guys
Go, go, go
I'm fine. I can kill everything in my past
All right, what food do you get?
Chicken and rice. No you didn't
Oh, Tigger's going for a leak. Oh shit
They're crushed. They're not James!
Yeah, we have to go back to Sunwars, we have to go back to Sunwars.
They're not James!
Where'd you go?
Oh, I got you got you.
I've got you.
There's what you left behind.
That one got one.
What's behind us?
Another one.
No, no, no, no.
We should we should
Take that fool
Oh
My goodness, I don't feel too good to watch if you're left in flake on him
Each shit and died hell I should do a left and flake on him
Where's those shots
go go go take that you get your ass back here Mr. Silly
One.
Can you focus, dad?
OOOOOOOOH!
He's not getting it!
All three down, all three down.
He was too much.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, wait, wait, listen, listen.
Why?!
Why?!
Hey, this guy's bad, he's bad.
I love you, too, dude!
Time to die!
It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
Oh, wait, oh, he was dumb and poor
Going up the ramp, I mean the ladder that we killed pretty
See these Dutch fake your mouth
You can back here Mr. Silly, you can back here Mr. Silly.
Don't make this honor that it has to be.
You can back here Mr. Silly.
You can back here Mr. Silly.
Don't make this honor that it has to be.
Come back here.
You get your eyes back here Mr. Silly.
You come back here, Mr. Silly.
Yeah, you still have so many dead bodies.
Get your ass over here.
I never died.
Get back here.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, go back, go back.
I'm standing on the ground.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Who the hell is that?
Oh!
I don't know where.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, we're all stunned together. Did you win?
Yeah
For on them when they were stunned
What is happening, bro, we're all scaring each other for a second
All of me
Should have had to escape I had to go down and stuff that I think that's what happened. That is crazy
I'm coming on down boys
You don't eat you just yet
Yeah, oh little bit of food from Southeast
It'll be the goop
He's making that up
No way I just got to the Bobcat
I just got to Bobcat
No way
That's good gooping right there boys
Why is that one?
I'll see you.
Need more goo?
Thank you sir, I like your name!
Guys behind us, guys behind us!
Watch out, watch out!
Summit, he's killing me!
I can't see him!
Wait, he's stopped, he's stopped!
What an idiot!
Thank you, good chair you stop finish me at the last minute or second for some reason
You're getting old you took too many steps back, you know better
I'm quick
See someone's pretty high if I just do that same thing again
You lose that guy. You lose that guy.
It'll be the goop. It'll be the goop.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Alrighty. Not too shabby.
But then the right home about many times work.
You loot the guys down here?
Yeah, they're all literally the poorest motherfuckers ever.
I like the way you say literally.
Clogsy, watch out!
I didn't work.
Let me try.
Clogsy, watch out!
Dude, I heard you eat throaty food and then say watch out.
You think I would get a high five?
I was hunched about to sit on me.
Alright, let's leave.
I
Want this guy right here? That's not me. So
Somebody already goofed up
He did a little peep though
There we go
There's a leap run silly brand you guys no, no, it's not let's aggro right next to you
Now I grow to me maybe summit
Well, at least we're on me.
Hmm. That's peculiar. That's suspicious.
That's impossible.
Oh.
I haven't seen a leper.
I almost let you die again, Peter, because I went to the wrong side of the shield and I shot and I couldn't get bullets through, but I think it scared him.
Correction, you DID let me die. He just enjoys blue and green crayons for snack time between nap times and stopped finishing me off for no reason.
No, because I hit him with a bullet and it's through the crack.
Oh, you did!
There you are.
Follow me, gang.
I'm actually getting word that you are in possession of a bobcat of the state, are you not?
I'm getting weathered that you are possessing of a bobcat of this tape are you not you stole to my bobcats
I'll take each one these are level one with no attachments oh mine's a level four that's 95 out of 130 with blue
I'll take you both these that one. I'll take you. I'll take you. Uh, uh-uh-uh, two minute in the force.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! We don't have to go in. I'll go to the hatch, go to the hatch, go to the hatch.
Oh, you bastard, you bastard.
Excelling raid, gentlemen. Excelling raid.
Alright, that was a pretty good one to end it off on.
Yep, that was good.
I'm going to bed.
I'm getting off you.
I'm not saying before the last game.
Good luck getting off, Coachy.
Die, Ed.
Die.
Oh, he's gone.
All right, something good planned.
Would you have a good night?
GG.
Let it out.
GG's.
All right, I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
You boys have a splendid night.
full of crimsicle dreams and magical things.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, mm.
I just joined.
Ha, ha, ha.
All right, good night, boys.
Good night.
Have a good night now.
Have a good night.
Ain't no rush in the chat.
Have a good night.
Have a good night, Dag.
Good night now, good night now gang, good night!
Good night now boys!
Good night!
Good night now!
Good night now gang, good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night now!
Good night everybody, good night!
Good night!
Good night!
I died
GENADE!
GENADE!
GENADE!
GENADE!
GENADE!
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to try to get to the bottom of the water.
I'm going to try to get to the bottom of the water.
I'm just going to try to get to the bottom of the water.
I'm gonna go die real soon, I need a cookie!