TheBurntPeanut
ARC NUTTERS w/ HutchMF & Nickmercs | MAYBE HALF & HALF NIGHT | #ShartInMyMouth #BUNGULATE
03-06-2026 · 7h 16m
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let's go let's go a beautiful thick man Thursday gentlemen how are you
bungy ladies doing on the spine thick man Thursday gentlemen by the way boys
Yes, oh, I won't let me give you a low down. Let me give you a low down. Let me give you a low down
Let me give you a low down. I'm not you didn't I'm not like it
That's stop. I'll do it. I'll do it now. Let me give you the low down
Let me give you the low down. All right boys. Let me let me screw you. All right. Let me screw you I
Planned on playing with mr. Hodge and mr. Nick Merks. I made this plan like
About a week ago
And so tonight, we will be doing just that.
We will be doing just that, gentlemen, we do just that.
But here is the thing.
I was playing a little marathon earlier off-screen.
A couple of you boys were there.
I'm sure a couple of you boys were there.
We were playing with Mr. Hutch and Mr. Tim.
I wasn't streaming, but I was playing with Mr. Hutch
and Mr. Tim.
I was playing a little offline.
Honestly, I was having a great deal of fun, of course.
I know a lot of you guys don't like Mr. Marathon,
but I think it's a pretty fun game.
But Mr. Hutch was open to play either Ark or Marathon today,
and so was I.
We enjoyed both games greatly, but Mr. Nick works.
The evil one.
the evil one, the desolator, the evil man.
He says he is not willing to play, Mr. Marathon.
So I came up with perhaps a compromise
that we may all be happy with, which I will pitch now.
I will be pitching it now.
All right, gentlemen, listen carefully,
listen very carefully.
I was thinking and Mr. Nick Merch is on board.
I haven't talked to a hunch yet, so we'll see what he says.
But Mr. Nick Merch is very excited about it.
And so were his boys.
You should have seen him.
They were excited.
Hold on, don't spoil it.
I was just thinking, I was thinking we play
a little bit of arc.
All right, you guys let me know what you think.
A little bit of arc.
And then we all get hammered
and go play Apex Legends.
What does, how does that, how does that feel?
Is that what, how does that feel?
Are we liking that?
Are we liking that?
Are we liking that?
I'm seeing mostly yeses.
A couple of nos on the tube.
A couple of nos on the YouTube.
I see the kick gentlemen are enjoying it as well.
They like the apex idea.
All right, okay, we will see what Mr. Hodge has to say.
Hopefully we're not in a lock right there
while Mr. Hodge says, well, Mr. Nick McMurray says no
to the first plan, Hodge says no to the second plan.
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Let me see what Mr. Hodge is at.
Where is that hood up?
Is he streaming?
Oh, he's already in a voice, look at that.
We can turn it on up right now.
We'll pitch on the plan now,
we'll pitch on the plan now.
Oh, I'm also in that chat, I'm just muted.
Uh, Mr. Hodge!
Ah
He just got food
Of course you did. Of course you fucking did. Oh my god. You can't keep this whale away from food
Well, he's gonna be a minute. He joined and said he just got by daddy to talk to me
By the way, I just pitched the apex legends idea most of my bongalators were excited a couple said no
But most of them were pretty excited
Okay, yes, yes
When I told them that Nick works ruined our marathon night
We had a lot of guys saying fuck Nick works and we had a lot of guys saying w Nick works
Let me see which one goes guys is it fuck Nick works our W Nick works for rooting us playing marathon tonight
Let's see. Let's see
I mean Nick Bench is the is the is the reason we're not playing marathon right now
Maybe wiggle in a little hutch is skinny and the chat
Hutch is
Very I'll ask you a question and depending on the answers we'll get that hutch is what you're eating right now a salad
I just have pasta chicken
Bet you did big boy, but you did but you did big boy. Let's get a hashtag before the chat
Be back to the chat big back. Hey, let's get a hashtag big back
Come on, Cracky!
Oh, Hunch, you're the last one we haven't pitched the plan to. Have you heard?
No, what is it?
Well, Nick Birx is not fond of Marathon, so it looks like we can't play tonight, unfortunately.
But, we were thinking of playing a little arc, and then maybe getting drunk and all going and playing Apex Legends. What do you think about that?
What time are we thinking this all is gonna go down?
Well, you're on to 2 a.m. Syndrome times we should have a lot of time
I just got off my deathbed
Guys guys guys one of you fuckers is staying on till to we can't we can't keep playing
When you guys leave me high and dry in the middle of my stream
Yes, okay, middle's a little aggressive, okay fine like 60% through 65
No, no, no.
Minimum 80.
It's very minimal, matey.
Wait, hold on.
I'm fine.
Why?
Listen, man, you've got to understand.
2 AM means me and Hutch, you know, like we're alive in the morning.
But we're not even breathing.
OK.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We are.
Honestly, I have you.
I actually have a question.
Really quickly.
Will you shut up?
I have a quick question.
I was thinking.
I was thinking so that I could play with you two gentlemen and most of streamers more often
Is I was thinking about changing my schedule from 7 p.m. To 2 a.m. From 5 p.m. To midnight. Is that yes?
Yeah, I'm so wet I'm wet that well received is that
I'm wet dude. Yes. I'd be myself. I would beat my meat viciously
We love you, we love you, son, when 3AM is fucking crazy, man.
Brother, I'd rather,
I could've been in a choo-choo train at 7AM every fucking day, man.
I, you get me?
I'd rather...
Octane my Johnson to a stall and throw it against the wall,
than stay up to 3AM.
Hm.
Uh, it seems to be 75% received well,
and 25% received not well.
I think that's good enough to take it to trial.
Yeah, honestly, I see that is good enough to take it to trial.
to take it to trial, not a full switch.
It's not a full win, but we can definitely trial it.
We can trial it there.
We can trial it there.
It's insane and then it's just unused,
wherever you want to do it.
It's mad.
Ha, ha, ha.
OK, OK.
All right.
OK, then OK.
Well, I think Hunter's down for apex.
I see we play some awkwardness.
Get some awkwardness going.
And whoa!
And then at 10 PM, really?
three hours from now, these switch to eight pegs so I can get drunk and shit and rip red.
Re-Izzy.
Yes, yes, Slurs, that's right.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, that's, you know, I lose track of time.
That's Cloksy's day.
That is Cloksy's day.
Lately, every day is Cloksy's day.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, oh, yeah, right down right down right down right him down
We perfect I've got my kit ready. I'm a bunch of his touch
Bird you off big man
Hey, you are thank you
Like how we're all talking here like we're not about to kick Nate Hitler
I
Play with this day to hill all last night great man great man
Tonight we're gonna get out
Some money, bro. Oh, yeah, they actually help me profusely
They got me goop to the max. I am forever
That's because I hate you.
Where is it? Where is your friend? I don't see it.
Firefly, it's over.
You didn't see me, why? I just looked at the ends.
And I don't see why.
Fucking dead. You also don't see your arms and legs as you have none. Oh, okay
I don't know why I kind of read them straight there wasn't even fucking talking to you
I'm just like I'm just sitting here relaxing minding my own business
Okay, well, I feel like you how would you shove your face with other greasy burger you just got okay?
All right, leave us leave us a piece. I was eating pasta
Really working on cutting down the calories, huh?
What the hell you talking about? Okay, buddy. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna give yourself a slice of chocolate cake, too
You earned it. All right, buddy. You earned it
Yeah, yeah, maybe a sonic blast you were the big man
Yo, I like Sonic I like those
Who made you talk to me about what was going on with me?
One good man, good a man!
They also got those big drinks, too.
And Mr. Dinnits and Mr. Fred Walken, Mr. Mott, Mr. Rebel and Devil,
who are just one good man, good a man!
Thank you, my boy.
And they roller-bladed with this coolest fuck.
Yeah, they bring it out to you.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
We're gonna make gnomes.
You might play...
Well, we'll play that tonight.
We'll play it again.
Hopefully they add some more content to that game.
that could be I think that could be a a
better name all right boys okay where you at
just hanging around just hanging around
hanging around see you bro I'm on I've
you need my I see hutch let me see where
your end. I don't see you. I'm not seeing you chief. Oh, there you go. Okay.
Oh, I'm here offline.
I'm here online.
Oh, no.
Well, guys, we'll definitely play marathon on. Actually, I actually have a sponsor on
Saturday again. So what happens? I can play on.
We're probably also gonna play an odd sponsor as well. Just Nick Merck says it really like in two months
So we're not gonna play tonight. I was me and mr. Hodge were open to playing in tonight
But mr. Nick Merck is not a big fan of it not a big fan of himself. We want to make sure everybody play this out
Dude, I'm still you know
Hmm, bro yesterday was so bad. Yes, it's bad
Well, yes, it's a month and it never got better never got better
Well, I was gonna cut get back on
Yeah
You watch I cannot believe you miss neighbors suburban one fan. That was a great time
Trust me all the bungulators have let me know you miss out
You miss out in raw dogging my shit. Yeah, I'll be long good. I think it's like you deserve it
No, listen, listen, listen, listen, I say we do stuff like that a little bit more often if I may be so honest
Agreed. Yeah, I'm so down for stuff like that
Mm-hmm. Yeah, have you guys played super battle golf?
No fucking fire
Fucking fire. It's you run around you're the golfer and you try to get your ball into the hole
There's like regular golf, but you pick up power-ups like rocket launches and shotguns kill each other
It's fire
Yeah
All right
We're gonna win this game among us P. Oh, I'd be down for some among us. Uh, yeah, I
Like the little bit more interactive type game. Yeah. Yeah, agreed. Yeah. Yeah, we're talking about it the other day
And we were like, I don't know if that's something that I
Don't know if that's I just I just think that some of the games like the games are great among us repo
It's been so lethal company.
Great Games.
But they've been so playing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honestly, I see a lot of indie games coming out.
So I think we're gonna have any shortage of cool indie games.
No.
It'd be a great way to wait out the all companies as well.
Just let's buy stuff a little bit.
Man, maybe we'll get another bird setting.
Bird setting!
Yeah, they'd never fight birds.
He said, but they never did.
And they never did.
They never did.
Oh, oh, Mr.
My mother, my mother, my good man, good man.
Pummel party is another crazy one.
I just read Pummel party.
My mother did it as well.
That's what I saw too.
Yeah, we saw the same one.
That's a great game.
Now it's rage inducing.
I'd be down for some more money.
I'd be down.
I'd be down.
I'm telling you, I'm on the I'm on this.
The Nonsense Games 5 recently.
I wanna do Nonsense Games.
I wanna play Nonsense Games that have no meaning.
There's no progression system.
I just wanna fuckin' hit it.
Like, schedule one.
Oh, dude, actually, we'll schedule one.
That was a great game, but only for like a week.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the only one developed on it,
so maybe we could really go, like, two crazy at it.
Uh.
Oh
Party animals let's fucking cook tonight boys
Can you can you give me a like a all the inside clip and use it in bathtub time
God, that's the next beat, the next beat.
Holy shit, bathtub time's got a little crazy, it's not really there on.
Baptop time.
Baptop time's got a little bit of wedges to you.
Let's ride!
You
Let's ride one of those nights. Oh my god to be so fucking safe. He changed your schedule to to be my joy on some of those
Well, you take a lot of people we could get involved. Oh, man. I'm tiny boys. I'm Tonya. It's it's
Nonsense games. It is the year of nonsense games
Agreed if I see like super data play a thanks a little bit. I don't play thanks so much
I think I have to download it, but I'm in died redollard
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a really small SSD, so I don't solve basically every game until I play the next one.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that sounds horrible, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're in a way here.
Shit, as well.
Yeah, I'm fixing that problem very soon.
Guys, yeah, please.
Talk about playing all these new games and shit, you can't even download them.
You know what sucks is that most of my space has taken up my hunches, stupid GTA V,
I don't understand 5m enough to uninstall it because I don't want to have to read nons.
So I have to eat that Vincenzo.
Oh I hit what I hit what?
Mr. Plank Bobobonic is in that Vincenzo shit!
Vincenzo is in that Vincenzo shit!
My man! My man!
Good lad! Oh shit! Oh shit!
I have no fint! I have no fint!
Grab them! Grab them!
Who the hell?
I'll find this
Good to see you get my boy
I'm coming boys. I'm a coming
Leave it to me boys
I'll find this craggler. I'll find this craggler.
Got him! He's dead.
Nice.
We just fall down.
He's on the outside of the wall.
I have a feral one of my primary weapon.
We go and we'll fall out.
You got a license for all that ass sir?
You got a license for all that ass sir?
Let me see you take it a little.
a little. Okay, okay. I can do it. Yeah, I'm going to do it a little for us. Oh no.
Ziggle harder. Faster, faster. I can't. I'm going as fast as I can. Not fast enough.
What in the hell is going on over there? The angle on that, on the cheeks was crazy.
I swear to God if you shift the feed stuff here right now.
We're not joining you, we're not joining you either.
We're on ass, we're on ass!
There's something about it on ass.
It's just the way, the curvature, the, the phalumptuous...
Lord.
the the the
the fulumptuous
lower
mm-hmm
we call to you today
we do
thanks
i want to get out of here
let's try
not on the team boys
we will receive our guys
let's watch
my boy thank you Mr. Spanx
good lad he do good and let me die
this guy this guy was taken off his shield
he's very kind of a big man
nope nope nope nope nope
I'd rather be a blueberry
kill me
Swedish
no pick dick
pick dick
no
wait peanut
what
I wanna run next to you
okay
oh god I thought the sniper turret was still on me
Never mind.
If you hide behind somewhere in the storm, like a drab?
Oh, that'd be lit.
Dude, I did do a race in.
Like NASCAR.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, with less slurs.
Right.
Exactly, exactly.
Hmm.
Well...
Ah...
Well...
All of you boys.
Uh...
Red?
I think, sure it does.
Oh, the door's already open?
Okay.
We're starting towards up here.
The door downstairs was already open.
Are you going up? Yeah, yeah, I see what's up here
Are we here? Can I get something open?
Yeah, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, maybe
We're going to cross, guys you might see me on the inside, broke them, down them!
Nice, nice, be careful chocolate, good being here, oh, she lives sticky, oh, what the
What the heck, kid?
There's another one there, B.
Close, close, close.
Yeah, there are B, there are B.
Oh!
They have two turrentes!
I'm the blue hockey shoes one.
I genuinely think I saw you do nothing.
Turrentes, best shot.
Share!
Share!
Share, would you mind killing that one first?
I won't cause them trouble about
Thank you
Oh, you'll never see me get much never see me get much
Thank you good. Thank you good. Say I'll be on my merry way. Have a good one boys
What the hell make much for you doing here?
Oh, you have one job.
Why you want the rocket?
You see?
The same reason you are.
Oh, your points are coming.
Oh, hey, boys.
Hey, I knew it.
Sir, sir.
Hey, I knew it, guys.
I knew it, guys.
Quick miss input.
Quick miss input.
Oh, just outside.
Quick miss input.
My apologies.
Oh, just come on.
Coming inside.
Coming inside.
Oh.
How did you manage to die, dad?
miss oh miss it but miss it but miss it but miss it but
my phone is uh I just fell off the that rope and it's it's it's slippery slippery
look at us thank you boys thank you boys
nice you're a heel on up in you thank you good boys
you won't see me again I'll get out of here here I'm just gonna go on my on my dandy way now
my hero I've got you I've got you my hero
Oh
You gotta get beat up again!
Hey guys!
You got a resume?
Yeah, nice!
Nice! No!
Nooooo!
How's it going?
It's pretty good up to self.
Yeah, I tried to help, but it didn't work out too well.
You're a good man. You're a good man. I appreciate that.
We can get him. We there is a way to do this. We just haven't figured it out yet.
I can't even plan.
Are you alive?
Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God.
What did I do? What did I do?
I've got a feeling I can do this with one more try. I've got to land on my head.
Oh, Nick's dead. It's okay.
Okay, oh never mind he fell and died. We're good. Oh
That's not gonna be good for my health
Let me get you me go here. I don't fuck that guy. I don't have a different defibrillator. Oh, never mind
Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Now I'm gonna get out of your hand. I'm going my daddy
What'd you say boys, what'd you say? Oh
No problem, no problem you can have all the loot all of it
I only grabbed some defense is the case you guys need to revive only if it's missing
I'll be going I'll be on my merry way now don't worry about no one about me guys
don't worry about me guys no don't worry about me gang no one don't worry about
me guys no worry about me guys I'll get on out of your hair you know why I
this is what I took you there you go and now I'll get on out of your hair I
I don't want to mess up you guys's day
Yeah, that's what he's got. Nick makes his kind of board. He's stupid and dumb and he's ugly and he's stupid
I hate him
Yeah, I'm trying to save my life
Watch your shit or not
No, yeah, good thinking let's move with a pack that way we're safer
Get over here, Josh.
Oh, no.
You can't trust me.
Come on, Josh.
Josh is the one that was dicking around on topside.
Me? What the hell?
Josh, me and Mr. Dova over here, okay?
We're trying to be serious, and you're just dicking around.
Exactly.
Get your head in the game, Josh!
Get your fucking head in the game!
You and me, Dova, am I right?
You and me Nova, am I right?
Heh, it's Josh guy.
Now, what's the straightin' amount?
What's the straightin' amount?
Oh, you could think it.
You could think it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a couple of Bearcains.
A couple of Bearcains.
Oh yeah, there we go.
There we go.
Oh yeah. Oh, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hey, those are my walls!
Oh, wait, you're playing with Nick?
Yeah, but yeah, that's you.
Tell Nick we like this whole war zone.
He can hear you right now.
Nick, we like your old war zone videos as a kid.
They're very fun to watch.
Nick, make sure you get that.
I'll let him know. I think he's muted right now.
I'll let him know. I'll let him know.
Let's hit on that boys.
Godspeed, gentlemen, Godspeed, thank you for your sense, Godspeed!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
Ah, two shabby boys.
This place is out of your...
No, I had to wear a shoe-butt because I couldn't get my $1.
Did you hear him? Did you hear him?
Yeah, I heard him.
They said when they were kids they'd really like you.
Well, they didn't explicitly state that they still liked you, so I can't give you confirmation
on that.
No.
Yeah.
Okay, listen.
I need my Rennie and my Benny.
Yes, so you'll get nothing and you'll be happy with it.
I'm not your bodyguard, please.
I protect you.
Hey, by the way, I slid it and I cracked it.
I don't know what Cracky was doing over here.
I'm not too sure what Cracky was up to.
Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky, Cracky,
By the way, I slid in and I cracked it.
I don't know what Cracky was doing over here.
I'm not too certain what Cracky was up to.
No, Cracky slid in there.
I just died.
I'm over here.
What?
No more boys?
Let me go ahead and sort my goo.
Don't put that fucking rent.
I'm looking at your treatment.
Don't put that rent in your fucking.
No, no, I got it right here.
Don't you worry, big man.
Don't you worry.
You get it right there.
I got a pretty quick delivery.
One big delivery.
Don't you worry.
My man.
They're coming expedited shipments
Yeah, yeah
My god, that would that would be fantastic
Little business little business socks and bonds socks and bonds absolutely
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Love you so much
Give me that
Do I need to take off my shotgun talking about our guns hot stuff. Yeah, will you shut up hot?
Stocking business
They go back to doing crack Cracky
And chopping my shotgun
Nope, I need to be ammo of any time
You can bring your anvil. I mean ammo ammo
Yes, ammo for both. Okay. Okay guys ammo for your anvil. That's it
Okay guy, okay guy. Oh easy darling ride
I'll do this thing let's let's get serious it's time to get serious boys. We're stepping it up a notch
But I can't go group tower no more man, okay
Yeah
I'm not coming
You're playing on I played Marathon off-screen today. He was dancing but Mr. Nick makes this is like marathon show
We already made plans to finish Mr. Nick Planks
I'm just so quiet eyes are climbing out of my head
They're trying to run away from me
I
Say it all like
Watch me a deep in real life man. No way. I get it back
I
Chilly out there, huh
Yet the goo yeah
You got my shit, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
Yeah, I'll put your gun over here. How will we make cracky go sit upstairs?
Cracky get out of here cracky get out of here
Yeah!
Here you go, here you go!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Cracky!
Hey, Cracky!
Cracky!
Get back!
Come here.
You stay over there, Cracky!
Okay, listen, I'm going to drop mine.
You guys just take him, take him, take him quick before Cracky!
Take him before Cracky gets here!
Oh, what the hell?
Holy fuck!
You're going to go fuck?
Bull and bull.
What the hell is this?
The fuck this is?
I
We were obviously not in the same page
You're obviously we were obviously not
No, this is great. No, this is great. No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you thought you would get all
No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
No, this is great. This is exactly what I was hoping for I oh
Thanks. Oh my goodness. I'm like don't even have to say except for
Look, kinda fuck you. Fuck you, sir.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
All of you boys.
Blue, purple, loaded, you know?
Oh, yeah. It's not a savvy one. It's a good one.
I'll give you that. It's a good one.
All of you boys.
I can't wait to rip that off your dead corpse after this.
Hell never see it again. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm going in my den. There's a little old zip it got me too much
You take that you fat bitch
I got an extra shopping cart for my local public so I'm gonna push you around in it
I'll be a mystery highly I've been
Follow me boys, but you have to like one of those little Yorkies
He's jumping boys
He looks like a little Yorkie and Nick's like a little pug
More like a Frenchie
what you got in that gun?
all right, all right
all right
those snails like
they're a little stout, they're a little stout
I've been here cause they're mean motherfuckers man
I've seen those dogs
that can't keep their tongue in their mouth
yeah, I think I'm just like
egging out on the outside
mmh
you know those are some of the smartest dogs
well yeah
Yeah, well, I made it up so they maybe not but like they could be you never know
Follow me boys. Oh careful boys. Oh, yeah
Everybody's up. Oh go go go
Oh, I'm fatter shit. You're not past me. You're not past me. You're not past me. You're not past me.
Hey, hey!
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Get out of my way, Faddy!
I think we'll go as well, yep, I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat!
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and leave, all right, I feel significantly worse than I did when
I went out in there.
Okay, I'm gonna play, they're all crap, I just gotta slam, yeah, me as well.
Oh you god no no no no no no we okay you ain't got nothing you got nothing
you suck and you're fat fat and ugly fat and ugly and sticky fat ugly
sticky Ben what we oh sorry oh I'm on fire now yes yes we'll be sitting
amount is tributed kill him if you desire
I have one extra here on the ground for you
oh gotcha gotcha yeah
they like that huh? you like that huh?
I got two I got two
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
oh I got three I got three I got the whole team
yeah yeah we have a whole other team on deck I cracked them
Oh
No, it's cooking out there
Okay, okay, they might be revived by now. I don't know I don't know
But anybody from seven teams, I don't know
Fuck it.
Oh yeah, I think he's going to attack my spire top right.
Oh, hold it, Boat!
Why don't we just go wall this off?
Roll that off.
Oh, good talk.
Just punch him, punch him.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
There he is right there.
I'm looking for a teammate real quick.
I see you!
Watch you.
Don't think we don't know what you're up to, pal.
Nothing.
Oh no.
I'm looking for a teammate tomorrow on the big street.
Oh what what big screen what it's even the ball at the big screen okay watch a
yeah
She's
Hey, what do they mean what is that there's a dj that plays clips of mine for the start of his uh his mixes
Oh, that's fucking awesome
And you see that you have the thunder domes
Yeah, they play they put us up there for the
That's so cool
It goes big peace with your God cuz you see them right now
It's cool spark little bit of motion boys little bit of motion little bit of motion
Yes, you were behind that pole
If I beat you in this fight you have to go shirtless to the kawachi
Celebration with the word and you team painted on each of your bellies
And if you win I'll show you my cock
Do we have a deal?
Very tempting.
Very tempting.
Very tempting.
Very tempting.
You take anyone in a damn good deal!
No!
Huh.
Huh.
Whoa.
What do they do not there?
Huh.
What do they do not there?
Okay, so we have a team of wallets.
Okay, so we haven't
Yeah, I'm about to go
I should be I should be hit him hard
I said we drop wall, drop wall, push through wall
Yeah, come in
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
One second Nick, one second Nick
Don't do it all the way
I'm gonna put a wall behind us, block the other door so we don't get hit
I'm gonna get lubed up
Get lubed up
Let us know when you're lubed
We're gonna boss hurry hurry lube up lube up hurry hurry
Alright, loob up. Loob up.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go up.
Crack that door open, P, and run through these.
Yeah! Oh, dammit.
Shit, they got us again.
Re-loob up.
Re-loobing up, re-loobing up.
Oh, hold on. I'm gonna like, open it again.
Re-loobing, re-loobing, re-loobing.
Re-loobing, re-loobing, re-loobing.
Can't hit you, can't hit you.
We're loobing, we're loobing, we're loobing, we're loobing.
We're looted.
Knocked in!
I cracked him.
Go!
Weak on the right.
One down, one down.
Nice.
Oh.
I don't know if I was nearly killed.
There's three of them.
They're on all sides.
Another team's pushing.
Hold.
Hold, hold, hold.
Oh my God!
They're all fighting right now.
He could be involved, could be involved.
We're cooking! We're cooking! You're seeing this point, we're cooking!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh, they got me! They got me! They won! They won!
Oh, I'm dead. I'm... yep.
Oh, it's... yep.
Yep.
All right, okay
Hold on now that was only round one pick us up and you will see about two
Hold up, I have a proposition I have a proposition that I think we can all meet the compromise on if you let me live I
I will let you kill Nick Muggs.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's only fair. It's only fair.
No, no, I, I know you boys.
It's only fair. It's only fair.
He's a keyboard mouse punk is what he is, bro.
Oh, give me that.
Thank you, Bobo!
Oh.
did
by reviving mr. nick makes a
that
come on sharky oh oh that's okay yeah that's a
oh hey the words away yeah that's all yours big man i'll get out of your hair
staying in this room staying in this room okay i'm okay absolutely of course of course
I'm getting jiggy I'm getting jiggy with it. I'm getting jiggy with it. Check out my moves. Check out my style.
You've never seen style like this. You've never seen moves like this. I'm impressing you. I'm impressing you.
Am I pleasuring you men? Am I pleasuring all three of you men?
Yeah, am I pleasuring you my pleasure you sufficient me I like it. I hope I'm
pleasuring all of you
let me dance let me dance let me dance that's where I twerk twerk yeah
I think that deserves a rebound I think that deserves a rebound those are some good
moves those are some good moves
I didn't say that I like French toast I love waffles I didn't say that I didn't say that well hold on down sir hold on down sir I've got one more thing I have to say before you come
before you could you back that thing up on me while I was hitting the G for no
reason I thought I thought we had that I yeah I felt like Stacy's mom right there
I thought we had that shit going on I that was wow and I believe me believe I
was thrown down the best moves I had I wasn't those were B class or C class
moves those were a class moves I was going down those I had those some of
Those were still in testing phase some I haven't even shown anybody yet some of those I was still practicing in my room
Not not live not live
Wow
Wow, I did not see it coming. I did not see it coming. We might
You know what I think we blame this one on hodge I
Think that's the only thing we can do here. I guess I need this the next best move the next tip of the operation
I think I agree. I was thinking so. I think it's out. I mean you and me, you know, drop
one, drop three, drop two, drop three. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. One, two, three, four. One,
two, three, four. You're too much. We had rhythm. Hot side no rhythm. I look over
a cracky and he's eating. I look over a cracky and he's just doing more crack.
Right exactly
Can't you wait for the match to be over balance choice before you crack up again?
The cracky no in the middle of the match is no time for doing crack and eating
Yeah, please see me something
You know something something
one moment boys here we go a little shake shake shake shake such this is by
the way we got out we got all the little stuff really would you like it back
yes please no also we died we have done it okay good I just fully you know the
situation Greggy yeah that's so good every time I peek I let's find I was
either denated or instantly shot for my battle yeah every time I pee burns
Okay, all right, let's proceed and proceed. Yeah, but yo, let's go. Let's get on in there boys. Let's get on in there
The few that we bobcats expecting was made I believe so as well with some friends of my please so as well
This is the day of the bobcat
I'm pretty sure Nick works is bringing a couple in to each other for him to die. It would bite off his cold dead body
Oh, dude, someone figured out how to put lady ass on the twitch set
I thought it was a kick exclusive.
Uh, uh, uh, wait.
I don't know.
You can put...
Whoa.
What a time to be alive, huh?
What a time to be alive.
I tell you, kick, buggy, I thought that was a kick-tart exclusive.
Give him next time, brother, if I just increase that as a coincidence.
That's what I'm saying, Bugsum.
What's going on?
straight to eat this as soon as we went down.
Don't count at all.
Where'd you get cheeseburger from?
Shake sack.
Shake sack's good.
Shake sack's good.
Yes.
That's the restaurant I was trying to see yesterday,
by the way, Knox-Mashburger.
Shake sack.
They got what they call fries.
Shake sack is good.
Honestly, their shakes are a little small,
but they're delicious.
I'm gonna be real.
I think they might be number one.
Number one?
Well, I mean, you have to think about the price too.
They are pretty pricey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do I be honest?
Can I say a controversial take here?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Fuck five guys.
I've always been on that same wave.
I've been on, I'm not going in there and spending $50
on some mid-home cooked burger.
Any racists can whip up on a backyard grill.
I don't, I, like, is it bad?
No, is it bad?
No, is it $50?
Good?
Absolutely not, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Not even close, not even close.
Let me tell you something.
You know I'm a big guy, I'm a big peanut on vectors.
That's why I drink Voodoo Ranger.
I think it's the perfect vector.
Price, taste, and alcohol content.
Let me tell you the best vector for burgers, okay?
For quality, so good ingredients, taste, and price.
And that's in and out.
I'm not saying it's the best burger in the world.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait?
I'm not saying it's the best burger in the world.
I'm not saying it's the best ingredient in the world.
I'm not saying it's the cheapest burger in the world.
What I'm saying is, it's the perfect vector of price, taste, and quality.
Sure you could get a better burger.
I've been doing this with Nick.
Me and Nick have had this same debate.
I agreed with you.
I said in an app.
Am I right or am I right?
Am I right or am I right?
No.
Oh.
Exactly.
I'm talking to this perfect vector.
You're not going to use that California shit to fuck out here right now.
No, no, no.
Listen, Shake Sack.
You're going to start that.
No, no, no.
Hold on, Nick.
Shake Sack has a better burger.
Shake Sack has a better burger.
But it is too expensive.
It throws the vector all off.
All off the in and out is the perfect factor of taste quality and price
Like 20 bucks what minimum maybe even 30 bucks. Yes. Yes
No, you know, you're crazy. You're crazy
Well, how much did you pay for it you got one
What's your wife pay for it, are we really going down the line? Yeah, I was your wife pay for it
Shit, shit.
Culver's I can't comment on, I've never had it.
I can't comment on that.
Broke Culver's spicy chicken sandwich
slapped me in the face with it.
Oh good.
So, I mean, I don't have a Culver's here,
I don't have a Culver's here boys.
I've never tried it, I've never tried it.
No, it's true.
Broms, you see that's not like,
Broms, you get a bag of burgers for five bucks.
Okay, you can have shit taste,
you can have shit quality, but it's good price.
I'm not- I'm not- that's not what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the perfect vector!
Now let's rewind!
Okay, sure.
You
Know deck for this at all. Oh, yeah, I know I can take on
Oh my god.
Attack, attack, attack.
My, oh my god.
We're about to get pissed on.
Oh, I thought that was an end-vill.
That didn't significantly last same as an end-vill.
This ride's not working.
Run!
See that cell fire?
Oh, okay.
I'm on fire mode!
I'm on fire mode!
Drop down, P.
Drop it low, Shorty.
It's good!
AHHHHHHH!
Quick little bobcat.
Phew.
I
Was a sticky situation that was scary down for a second digs for being up there with me boys
Oh, thank you good sir. Thank you good sir after you. Yeah, yeah, no. Oh, you're gonna hold the door
Absolutely after you sir. I do you say thank you so much. You are sir
Thank you. Absolutely. Go ahead. Go ahead. After me
After you go ahead. Oh, I thank you sir
Yeah, I think you said no problem. I'll miss you. Oh after you said oh
After you are you wait? Do you understand sign? Oh?
Oh, oh, oh, I don't think you're allowed to say that word on twits, but sure. Sorry
Damn it on Thursday. Come on. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. No problem
How is it? I'm gonna go ahead and get that for you. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
This is a lovely day. I'll tell you why.
Oh, we'll be there in a jiffy, sir.
Yeah, we'll be there in a jiffy. Don't you worry.
We're making great hits toward you, aren't you?
They're prancing. They're prancing.
Kill one, kill one, kill one.
Peanut, you must prance. It's what all the fancy people do.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, after you, Mon sure after you are you sure
I would be on it. Thank you so much. Oh, let me hold the rope for you. Oh, thank you, Mon sure. Thank you, Mon sure.
Uh, oh, let us proceed. Let us proceed. Oh, let me help you up on this. Oh, thank you, sir.
grab my hand
here we go
thank you sir thank you sir
you grab my hand
come on up
let's go
let's proceed
save your batteries on your flashlight
thank you much to it
after you sir
thank you sir let me grab my hand
thank you so much
this is a lovely day
this is a great day even can I say what a great day it says when you mine great
day wow wow fantastic day is it wow can I say what a great time I'm having the
beautiful day I can be happy off that ledge here you are after you after you
thank you so much no let me use my flashlight thank you sir no save your
batteries, save your batteries. Sure? Of course, of course. Okay, appreciate that.
AHHHHHHHHH! RUN! RUN!
GO! GO! GO!
Oh leave me, leave me, leave me!
You fuck you, fuck you, you need my shit, die!
Fuck you, you piece of crap, die!
Oh fuck, they're down here too!
Oh shit.
Come on, come on, come on!
HELP! HELP!
Oh
If you dropped it might be an angle to guess
I kill one.
He's woodward down there. Watch out.
They're dropping the wall.
They're dropping the wall.
I can't go that fast.
Come on, Hunter.
I got bad hands.
Ooh, I'm not letting you see you.
Give me a hand.
I grabbed my hand bump to her.
Grab my hand bump to her.
That's nice.
Nick Mags!
Dude, I'm not seven people, man.
man you guys suck. Help us now! He need your help! I'm in a gazebo. Yes, I understand.
Oh, that would be Mr. Krabs. That would be Mr. Krabs. He's not going so well. That'll
happen. It'll happen. Oh, I can use a quick defibrillator. Oh, I can use a quick defibrillator.
Oh
Huh, she might have I joined you in there in the gazebo come on. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir
Ah, it's a lovely place you have here you've been sprucing it up
Oh come on in
Yeah, yeah
Oh come on in bunch you are come on in. Yes, sir. Come on. Let me get you over here
Go ahead. You gotta be having a couple of scrapes that you just gonna need to apply a little bit of lotion on the left and right
It's out of your ass. You're gonna watch out
Mr. Compton right here, Mr. Compton right here. I'm standing at the Consentant Body of the President.
You wall down!
Please!
Take the wall down, please!
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
What are you doing?
Don't worry, I got you.
Don't you?
I got you.
I got you.
I'll put him up.
Hurry.
Here you go, monster.
OK.
Wait.
I'll try agent technique.
I'll leave it.
Oh, he's casting a spell.
He's casting a spell.
The wall's going to break.
Oh, my god!
The wall's going to break.
Oh, my god.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my god.
Oh, wait.
We got to get out of here.
This is him bringing the wall!
Here we go!
Oh my apologies gentlemen!
Here you are sir!
Huch! Huch! You are forgetting your wall!
Huch! I'm sure you are forgetting your wall!
Oh my god!
You're trolling.
He's trolling.
Follow me, Manjua.
No!
Get away from me.
Manjua, Manjua, your wall.
Manjua, Manjua.
Thank you so much.
Hey, you want Manjua?
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, but I had to get this wall.
Good.
I'm over that.
I
Wish I was like oh no, yeah, I can't see anything in here. How do you guys see anything?
Well shit, monsoon monsoon hold on now, monsoon
What did this week look like I gotta pull it up? What the hell?
The their screens look like is I could see dick set
Do we see here what did this look like oh?
Hey, buddy. Oh
Yeah, not the same
Oh, yeah, about the same. About the same. About the same.
Literally nothing.
Uh, well, okay, never mind. Alright.
Never mind.
Alright, we're good. We're good.
Oh.
Never mind. Never mind.
Uh, hmm.
Ow.
Big Peen Swinging is the name of the gentleman that has ended my life.
Sir, Big Pean swinging the third, actually, I believe, and to the Big Pean swinging-
Ah, multinational.
Throne.
Um, leader of the Big Pean swinging council.
Protector of the Big Pean swinging watch.
I've heard of such, I've heard of such.
I'm a gentleman of sorts.
Nick Meggs, Monchua, I hate to interrupt with, I feel un-gentlemanly like when I interrupt.
But if you would mind, I have a suggestion from the council that I would suggest you
heed, Monchua.
Would you mind hearing my suggestion from the council, Monchua?
Okay, fine.
Kill yourself now!
In the game!
In the game!
So that we can go to the next one.
No, because you don't know how to play today.
In our raiders!
In our raiders!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Just wanna make sure you don't fuck around!
Oh, we really watching this guy.
Jerk is the...
You don't wanna play!
...the next ten minutes to the hatch.
I'm not...
Fucking 12, but can't believe how much people make and have sold this race
Can't carry them all I guess
Do not one night and then both you come over what do you do you fall down and just because
You don't have a bit of court on this in your right picking toe
Like me and my
Gentleman friend here. There's not being this off on
That we died actually I have a super chat here from sir Thraxum of the Thraxum division
Cannot believe how much Nick and Hutch sold this raid can't carry them all I guess
That is Monchior Thraxum
Thraxum throne, please
I'll play with me tonight. I don't have loot like this. Please please boys. Please. I don't know what that's supposed to mean
You're already selling me. You should see how you sold this person with trade.
I don't know what that was.
Look out, look out. Oh my God, oh my God, boys.
That fire's gonna kill him. That fire's gonna kill him.
Big Pete slay him.
I feel like you can just leave.
Mm-hmm
Madam cook that's who killed you
Oh, there's there's she's hiding oh
Oh
Oh, well that makes sense actually that makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense
Oh, I was I didn't think that I thought that was organic right here
Well, then he raised him up he raised him up didn't see that one coming did not see that one coming
That's how it's done P. Yeah, I do what you couldn't do. Yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah, you guys, see that?
All you have to do is suck off three men and you'll land.
Bad talent done, bad talent done.
I got the glitch where I can't hear the voices in the game,
but I assume it went something along the lines of,
oh sir, sir!
Oh, oh, other sir!
Oh, third gentleman, if you want!
Because I got motion and you lost all your
Okay, buddy, okay, buddy
I've seen you guys situation in fucking three weeks was last time you got out of something
I'm pretty sure literally fucking last raid at the tower. I'm
No, I got out with the two people you were there you were up a rafters
I believe you may have short-term memory loss three weeks ago.
Well, okay.
Bitch.
Well, three weeks and three minutes are easy to switch up.
Are easy to get confused.
As I've died in every single one of those instances.
Honestly, Nick Murgs-Hutch is right.
Why are we fighting over small squabbles
when we could be celebrating the real prize?
What's that?
Hutch has died everywhere tonight.
Guys, let's get some W's and Jacks.
Let's get some W's and Jacks.
Let's get some W's and Jacks.
I'm about to open it up. I'm about to open it up. Oh, you won't open it up for a real goopa
I'll be sliding between those legs like I'm an Olympic skier pal. You will not damn you will not
You shall not you said I'm about to go take my medicine
He won't be able to get this guy off of apex if he's on math
I'm tired of losing.
I'm taking the score.
I might tell Peanut.
Do math and you're cool.
Do math and you're cool.
Do math and you're cool.
For all legal purposes, this is a joke.
So I can make sure I get that clean up.
I'll take things only a fucking legume.
A V2B legume can save her by what I have.
I can measure.
I'm bowling actually cracking up. This is so great. Oh, is he actually taking crack?
Yeah, you don't need
You're playing a video game at 806 p.m. On a Thursday
Do we relax it's prescribed
Oh
You were sorry my bad my bad. I rip it crack. He's more man. Yeah, rip it crack rip it crack. He
Rip that shit crack
Get old crack
That's it
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I could not imagine, dude. Six foot eight on meth.
I mean...
It's like...
I mean, come on.
Cocaine bear.
Cocaine, Cracky.
Six foot eight on meth and fetid means.
Is there anything more dangerous than that?
I would rather have a guy point a Glock 19
than be within a two mile radius of a six foot eight hutch on literal meth.
You've got it. You're in danger. You're in danger all of his neighbors around him are in danger
Crackies going off the rail
I told you last time we really got to protect this guy
Since when is crack ever been bad for anybody Val you're just making stuff up
Everybody knows what the doctors give you and what the government says you can take is all to
Nick Murgz, if Crack was bad, okay, if Crack from the doctor was bad, why do they give it to eight-year-olds who can't stay in attention in class?
Riddle me that. If Crack was bad, why do doctors give it to eight-year-olds who can't pay attention in class?
Riddle me that. Riddle me that.
No, those doctors are great, man. They do.
Oh, dude, I can't.
I'll let you riddle me that one.
I didn't get out of the door to pass you out.
Holy shit, he's not cracked.
Got us!
Bum bum!
Bum bum!
I'm ready.
And I should be locked in in around 11 minutes.
Good, good.
Alright, let's ride!
No pill of the need to queue up just yet.
Give me another three, four, five minutes.
Come on, Cracky, get on the bus!
I'm gonna watch it down.
Come on, Cracky!
Cracky, get on the bus!
Come on!
Cracky, oh!
Oh, you're on, Cracky.
Ah, that's okay.
You'll catch up.
You'll catch up, you'll catch up.
You'll catch up, almost, almost, so close.
Ooh, so close.
He's not Cracky, I'm telling him to catch up but I can't see him back there. I think he really fell behind him
I'm not seeing him back there. Ah
He's gone. I think he's gone for the day. I don't think we're seeing Cracky again
unfortunately, I
Don't think we're seeing Cracky again. Unfortunately. Oh, no Cracky! There he is!
Oh, there he goes. All right.
Yeah, we'll see him down. We'll see him down at Mr. Pete and especially the dirt
learnings. You know, you get this somehow. You get this somehow. We'll get this somehow.
Well, he overdosed on crack.
Oh, we're bored listening to this.
I'm going to be up minutes on Apex tonight.
I got a push latte
I want to know that's my job. Oh, no damn it. I'm
I'm telling you boys I'm telling you we should all lie to our doctors get back and do math
Mondays!
Math Mondays!
Math Mondays!
That sounds awesome!
Legal Puppets is the solid joke, by the way.
Fiber it, Fiber it, Fiber it.
Fiber it, Fiber it, Fiber it.
Oh fuck!
Or Tweaker Tuesday, Tweaker Tuesdays.
It just shut the fuck up for like three minutes, please.
I just got it. Let me re-engage here.
Yes! Oh lord.
Oh oh!
Wow, that's a lot of Math Wednesdays.
That there is meth Thursdays.
I don't realize why he does all the title wacky Wednesday.
Thirsty Thursdays.
Fint in meth Fridays.
Finty Friday.
Suck meth through a straw Saturdays.
I can't, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
I just...
Oh, God.
Fuck, it hurts.
Snort crack off a hooker's ass sundaes.
Oh, yeah.
I tell you what, there's a lot of options here.
There's a lot of options.
Oh, here we go.
There's a lot of options.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Like I just...
It's like I'm Iron Man.
I just put my visor down.
Well honestly this is kind of good news because now Hunter's 1,000% staying up all night.
You're not taking meth at 8.30pm and going to bed at 11.
That's just not happening.
Oh, he's doing a king side, he's representing his set.
Skid skid follow me boys
Hey, where we going over here we not going to power where we going?
Where is this big bridge is muted you in something
Oh
Okay, I'm
I'm coming on in I'm coming on in
We nick Michelle I
Think we broke him. Oh, what'd you do it?
I'm back great
Oh
The pisser the pisser
Mr. Piss mr. Piss
All right boys on sequence
My favorite part of the stream because we get to just we get to just like watch hutch
Fucking watch a wild animal and it's like
natural habitat
It's like, they're just looking at me.
They're just seeing the mummy.
Well, those little crabs are climbing up their skins.
I got you.
Until you take enough math to get that feeling in your job,
don't get shooed.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Enter their door, staircase.
Fogel run, fogel run, fogel run, fogel run!
Nice shot, B. Dead.
Good shot, good shot!
Beautiful.
Up, go in, in!
Got one, got one!
Nice.
Get out of here!
It's you!
Oh, sorry, sir.
I'm just here with my amigos.
That one's on math over here.
Cracky, come over here!
I want to see my buddy on math.
Cracky!
Cracky, get over here!
Frankie! Frankie, get over here! This is my friend right here, he's not mad.
Oh shit!
Oh! What was that? What was that?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
What about? Yeah.
Not too shabby, boys.
Not too shabby.
It's the man, it's the man.
I love you too, Redimpses, and...
I'm right on it, boys!
Take that, Hooligan, take that!
I don't know if you're gonna shoot me or not, but I couldn't take any chances.
Alright, well, okay, this time we're gonna have a real fight.
Repay yourself up.
We're gonna have a real fight this time.
Oh, sorry, that one's on math. I can't stop him.
He's on math. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
They can't control that guy.
control that one.
That one's out of control.
Yeah, that's a lose 10 right there.
How much you can do about that?
11.
Good fight boys.
Good fight? Good fight?
Did we get the third guy that we killed first?
I didn't see him anywhere really.
Maybe Karapia.
Oh, that would be space Jesus. I should be going to the under tunnels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All of the boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Puch hasn't talked in 20 fucking minutes.
Oh, they're taking the extractor. Oh, I guarantee you that's the guy crawling. I
I
Follow me gentlemen
See him I'm going right it's much it's much
Fuck you eat my shit eat my shit and die
What's going on wait, please please, please, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, what are
No, please let me live peanut. I'm begging you. I'm gonna tell us what's going on
Please don't do it. Don't do it. I'm trying to make money like y'all don't do it. Oh
Yeah, okay, I think me and Nick works can spare you with that one's on crack
I have a heart
You gotta run, you gotta run.
You gotta run.
No, Cracky, no.
I didn't do it, Cracky did it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
You land on Lamb, land on Lamb.
You land on Lamb, you land on Lamb.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, we get shot.
We get shot.
No, it's not, it's not, it's not.
We got it.
Okay.
Oh, it's cold.
It's cold.
No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. We're good. Okay. Oh, it's cold. You hot.
I'll mute your mic. I'm not muted. Oh, Oh, God, man. Okay. Got it. All of me boys.
I'm trying to tame the beast right now. Give me a moment. Absolutely taking time.
Digging time. I'm trying to tame the dragon. Yeah. Are we getting science called
Yeah, it's a bit peckish out here.
Yeah.
Is it warm right here?
What's all right here?
I think they're dying at the double zip lines.
Yeah, it might be down low.
Maybe, maybe.
Push-hands?
Oh, you're there right there!
Right on there, right on there!
Oh, this wall won't stop us, Rufian.
This is simply as we speak.
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh.
You missed.
Oh, my.
I got three T's waiting on them.
I got three T's.
Good suppose.
Good suppose.
You missed.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
I got three teeth it's most good suppose you hear a lot. You're not you a doing nothing pal
Fuck you
Fuck you as defenses I did I did
No, sir. Fuck you good chair. Oh
No, sir, allow me fuck you good chair
Oh
Do we work? Yeah, I got a boss. I got a boss
Yeah
Fuck you sir fuck you sir fuck you sir fuck you sir
And I'm back up
Oh
mine we're kind of cooking
motherfuckin new team coming in the new team new team on the watch west side
cracked one nice
they're poor try to leave two cracks two cracks feeling they can't push they
shouldn't at least
they can't push
they're low
they're looking at me
you put them on me
where?
where?
dude that one got one
that's a stupid one
stupid bitch
look at this one
look at this guy
got him
push him
I like that, huh?
I like that, huh?
That team's dead. That team's dead. New team down.
Stupid bitch.
You're right.
I'm a coming boys. I'm a coming.
God disassemble this wallrope.
Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, watch.
I'm just now.
Disassembly.
You're good, nice.
I'm swinging with you if you swing.
No, no, no, there's spamming, spamming, spamming.
Go, go, jump up.
I'm a coming, boys.
Crack them again.
Stand back, cunts! I'll handle these hooligans. Stand back, boys.
Sir! Sir! Sir! I'm behind you, I'm here to kill you, alright?
I'm here to kill you, good sir, I'm here to kill you.
Come on, Team! Come on, Cracky!
I'm gonna go get Nick.
Die!
I've never seen this guy.
They're ready, Hutch.
So he comes out.
We're doing pretty good.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
You're perfect for something.
You're perfect for something.
I can't hold you.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
They're kind of poor.
But this guy.
Don't move, Nick.
What do you do?
Something.
Something.
We're perfect.
We're perfect.
We're perfect.
We're perfect.
We're perfect.
We're perfect.
We're perfect.
I'm keeping a good watch. I'm not looting anything yet. Oh, where's everybody? Oh, they could be anywhere. Oh, man
What's out? I'm looking everywhere. Oh, no
I mean, no way. There's no one here yet. No way. There's no one here yet. I'm watching real diligently. Oh
Nobody's thinking about my team
No, nobody's speaking up nobody's gonna stick up on my team down there
I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh god. I'm gonna get hot job quickly. I'm dashing. I'm dashing toward you
A whisking toward you say I
Have to you have the one whisking directly don't you decide we got to get you up? Oh
That's gonna be called by the time we left there
It's gone, literally gone.
Yeah, it's all sauce.
It's gone forever.
No, guys, I'm just keeping watch.
They can say no enemies are inbound.
Oh, no, no enemies yet.
I'll keep you posted though.
Oh, where are these enemies at?
Oh, good to be anywhere.
Good to be anywhere.
Oh, my God.
There better be Lou for me and Hachwag up there, though, or else.
Yeah, of course, of course.
I mean, if there is, if there is not, that means somebody must have swooped by
while I was keeping a good good watch the team oh yeah whatever happens really
fuck you whatever
they could be anywhere
they all they could be anywhere
now these guys are here I'm gonna start looting okay hope you guys don't mind
Oh my god!
No, no, they're fucking!
Help me!
I think I hear some, I hear some, I hear some.
Oh my god, there's people, there's people, oh my god!
One down, one down!
They're not James! They're not James!
I have no meds.
Charge!
Nice. Got another one, got another one! Take that, Hooligan! Take that! Gotcha!
Oh
Here come here come here come to me you're one
Hooo!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh!
Watch out for the flash around.
Yup.
Oh man.
Oh man!
Oh, you know you might be moving so I can move to the other side of the spot.
Of course, of course.
Of course.
Oh man.
There's five verbals right here for you, big man!
I saved him just for you.
him to the top left slide. Here
you go. Blue shields. Yes.
Blue shields. You big man.
Do something. Something.
Do something. Something.
Come on.
Come on.
I got you, Blue Shield.
On the ground, 50.
We're back in, we're back in!
I hate you, I hate you.
He looted all the kills, like this raid.
I'm telling you, he probably has an inventory of guns.
Like, I've killed...
There's been like three different guys in the back, yes?
Fuckin' red.
I'm so fucking red.
Did you get the team that I killed down here and you guys were fighting that team?
Bro, how did you even know about these guys?
I didn't say shit about this guy.
I'm so rich.
You're crazy.
Alright, let's loop!
Fuck you.
I'm on the way out.
Good luck.
You'll need it.
Head not out, boys.
Have we got a hatch key?
Let's go, baby.
This guy was snacking at Bobcat.
Yeah, right, buddy.
Perfect.
Yeah, right, buddy.
I know you're lying, because that's where I found my Bobcat.
Fuck.
Follow me, boy.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, damn.
Oh, yeah, Nevin.
he was suck dry he was suck dry we have no ammo to shoot anybody I did it all
for riches
follow me boy we did that you're gonna go up to Bobcat East right of course of
course of course oh my god I can't wait oh my god I'm dashing toward the
I'm so excited to drop you your bobcat, oh my god.
Who's whisking toward the hatch to drop you your bobcat?
At once, I say, at once.
It's like almost quake, because, you know, the game could have given us two bob, but it gave us three bobbies.
What luck.
What for each of us?
I get to be the honorary gentleman that disperses it to all of us.
That's perfect.
The honor is all mine.
It is your job
It is your job to uh the honor is guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
Guys guys peace over here right now guys
He's over here at our guys
Hold up. I'm a coming. I'm a coming. I'm just a little slow
Okay, I'm just a little
Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, yes!
We made it, we made it!
Good work boys, good work!
Dammit, I was going to drop you guys a small cat,
but then Hunter had to quick zoos.
Yeah, watch this, you're right, you're right.
gentlemen, excellent raid!
Warfraaaaage!
Warfraaaaage!
Warfraaaage!
Warfraaaage!
Warfraaaage!
Warfraaaage!
Oh yeah!
God!
Not too savvy boys!
Not too savvy!
I'm not even impressed with how much I got it was kind of fair. It was kind of equal what we all got I
got a Toro one with a blue choke and a burlata for that was broken. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of all equal.
We got so I'm like I'm just I'm looking at my when I got I'm like whatever. That's what I'm thinking
So but if you would mind excuse me, I well unpack my group, okay?
Pull up to your block, to your fucking trap
Run up with the stack, with the fucking trap
Get them fucking brig, getting fucking bands
Pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fucking rocks, smokin' fucking crack
Pull up in the back, with the fucking strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the feet, with the fucking beat
I'm a Crip, I'm a fucking Crip Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
All this fucking bread, make me wanna poop Pull up to the studio, take a duke
Hopping out the bed
Another day another dollar
Another dollar is what I say
Fair
Equal loot for the whole game is what I'm about is what I'm about is is kind of where I set a base
That's not even the bar for me. That's kind of where I start. That's time where I start
Bringing kids in for teammates
teammates, reviving teammates, giving loot mid game to teammates, checking on the well-being
of teammates.
Um, like, huh, she's still fat?
Good, good, good.
Checking in on all the teammates, seeing what's going on, that's where it's at.
That's what a good team leader does.
You're talking about, you're talking about miss Lickwicks?
Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly, okay, good, good, good.
OK.
Let me sort my goof.
One second, boys.
Be careful, Pete.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Get a fuck me?
Oh.
Get a fuck me?
Oh.
Be careful.
Oh.
Well, you'll get a.
Yeah.
You won't do it.
You don't have the balls.
You won't take that.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't do it.
You won't do it.
You won't do it.
You can't handle this peanut turse.
Let me tell you that right now.
You say you can, but you can't.
You can't handle this, Peter Tuzzi!
Yo, Peter, this is crazy, bro.
Let me tell ya.
Sidney did another planet.
You'll be in one of those parallel dimensions
those nerds talk about.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, the download.
It's not a ride.
It's an experience.
You're talking about? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's an experience life team get
back. Right, right. You gotta curate the experience. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Circle back
and put a pin in that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now, I can't really do nothing about your
foot feather stuff. I ain't got the facilities for that big man. I can
take you on a ride. I can take you on a trip.
somewhere you won't want to return from it. Yeah. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Oh, I mean, I'm getting hot. Oh my, oh my goodness. Is anyone else at full mast as we speak?
does anyone else have a ginormous boner right now is my question to the team from
the team leader to the team is my next question you're fucking big yeah are you
hard right now let's ride
all right let us proceed let us proceed time to get serious boys time to turn
up a notch let me tell you let me tell you this Nick makes all right pal all right pal all right
buddy I'd be I'd be Alexander the Great the way this shit grips all right pal it's like pulling
out Excalibur the fucking you understand what I'm saying you know what I'm saying
I'll be Leonidas the way this shit grips. Okay. All right. All right. Let me tell you, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
That shit's gripping us. I'm done. I'm done. Only those who are worthy can pull it from the rock.
Talking about the top about mm-hmm exactly exactly like that one assassin's creed game. Oh, yeah
You see for the city
Now suck on dirty toes
Hey, get your people in order right now
First off they're called bug leaders
Secondly we all are aware. I think we're all aware. I think we're all aware buddy
that you got a little something with the dogs.
You got a little something going on with the dogs, all right?
Let's ride!
You
I love how we both fight.
Alright, fine.
Who is for me and me about to bring us a boy good man, good um man?
And Mr. Flagstaff wants to bring us a boy good man, good um man?
And Mr. Flagstaff wants to bring us a boy good man, good um man?
Good man.
You should let him die.
Thank you, ma'am.
You two shut up!
You know, I'm gonna spook you back with my Bungalow ladies over here.
Acting like a ruckus, acting like a fool.
Hold on, wait for me boys, I'm on the way now.
That man Huts got a little soul in him man, you got a little...
Yeah, about to have something else in him, he taught me like that.
That's so power that's so power cut your moonwalk line your chakras in time
my mouth heads to the top of the mountain with the one jump shoot the bowl of soup.
Yes!
Don't you take out my son!
I'm gonna go watch a joke.
Oh god.
I
Down
Do it it based off sound oh it killed itself
Press Clanker
All right, what you look like up here?
How long have you been huh four five days this last hour I see them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh yeah man your post man your post keep up the great work so I'll go check on Nick
Merks
Hey, Nick Merks!
He's just fucking yelling at me.
No, he just shut the fuck up.
Oh, he's imprim-
Oh, LACKET!
Oh!
Come on, James!
What the-
I missed, I missed!
On purpose.
Stand back boys the bug little head of this one take this will again
Come on out sir come on out sir. It's your time for demise
Ah, but you take a little bit of that time. Oh, you haven't had enough. How do you I know?
That time how much you take a little bit of that time?
perhaps a little more for you sir take that how take that take take this take
that who again perhaps that that's a little bit of that who again take some
more roofie and take a little more take that roofie and yeah take that roofie and
Take that again. I would you take that rich three fuck you fuck you die
Fuck you die
Yeah
He's letting me have that Netflix. Yeah, sure. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I need that
You seem like you had to get it out of you. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, picked up picked up
My anus relax
I'm right behind you hudge you've been doing a good job keeping your post
Wait, where they snap hook here. They might go across cat. They should already be across
They might be up on our flat right now. Let's go take a little look see Sally
It's I don't know if they cross. Yeah, they they snap hook on like all the way across there. They are
Well, let me grab a quick blue shield
Move see the boys
Here we go
Hey on dumb and boys looking like
My bounce off your shoulder. Yeah, all done it for all
No drops. One team needs our help! Go, go, go!
Back, dead, dead, nice.
Don't you worry boys, I'm on the way.
Other ones there, other ones there, yeah. Other ones there, right in the ice.
Did you get him?
I'll meet you, I'll meet you on the bottom side.
go the scenic round boys catch them I'm from towering with hunch into a job
everybody dead see ya later bitch good work team good work good work work this
is not who I saw the staff folks yeah I don't think it is either yeah explosion
Oh, that would be me boys. Don't you worry. They mean to startle you boys. Yeah, the ones who I saw was in red
In red like said
Yeah, look, Sandy. Whoa
Like sandy claws
Yeah, oh like like said, you know what actually if streaming ever goes down for you, huh?
You could be a really good mall Santa
I'm telling you, I think you got one of the things.
You can sit in a barrel over at the Texas Roadhouse.
Ah well, I'll ride it then.
I'll ride it then, okay?
Nick Muggs, you can steal change from people's pockets because it's so short they won't
see you.
What's that, huh?
Got a plan for everybody.
What the fuck?
Got a little backup strategy for everybody.
I got you three Bobcats, this is how you treat me?
Huh, I stole three Bobcats.
Now where are these people at?
Yeah, where you could be one of the elves for nuts.
Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Come on, Dad. Nice.
Got him, got him!
There's the last one!
Ohhhh!
Oh
We're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead. Oh we're dead we're dead
Stay back damage
I see him.
Yeah, I'm gonna back.
Come on James!
Someone go in he's dead.
Right there, on the right.
On the right, on the right.
There's a dozen.
The fucking boys.
Yeah, crack, crack, crack.
Dead.
One right.
He's flanking.
Die, die, die, die, die, die.
I'm going in yeah oh thank you good
J
Oh might be here in your team, baby. Yeah. Oh, I don't think so. I think you're like we're good
Go go go right here. Yes, I
Bend hallcracker
I mean I mean hodge nothing to worry about in here
Yeah
Two Sammy boys
Little something something it'll jump in something
It'll jump in something you just haven't been here. Do you have Vinnie and renegade?
All right, got it back and bring your renegade for as well
got you 13 with this we can have guys get out guys we see that oh at lunch
new team coming in these two employees report let's go who about the first
you got you killed let's get out of here okay I don't know it's how it's not
worth that would take the small W is it equals one big W small is a Bobcat for
We're gonna fucking shield up right now
Yeah, lose some light
Yeah, lose some light
Yeah, this boy's Bobcat for and such and such oh shit
it all free well go go go
shut up first man yeah
sure sure sure hold on not sure before you kill me I think I have a
compromise that we can all be happy with we can all be happy with okay listen
very carefully all right listen very carefully I'm gonna compromise that we
can both be happy with what do you think huh please God please please I'm so
poor I need this I need this please sir please sir please sir let me look at
let me say fuck those other guys hutch Nick Berks I hate him I hate him good
You come they got they got they got it. Please baby. I need this whether you could piece me down
Well, well, because I am actually peanut. Thank you. Thank you boys
And you both God speed guys, I bless upon you a hundred great rains. Oh my god
I'm sorry Peter.
On the opposite direction.
Run.
Go, go, go.
Go go go!
Where's your other hatch key?
We got a hatch key!
Let's get out of here!
There's no way to imagine our game!
Go go go go!
Follow me brothers!
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
Come brothers, come brothers, come brothers, come brothers, come brothers, come brothers!
Which is the last one? Which is the last one? Come brothers, come brothers, come brothers!
Godspeed to each and every one of you gentlemen! You have brought me upon this day!
Yeah, but you know they will burn me in the hands!
favorite is let me check your stream make sure that it's him and you can
literally hear peanuts in his fucking mic as he's saying this
well always double tech always better safe than sorry is what I say he got
it like a bunch fresh the fucking page that how they double check me isn't the
I could be someone else could be a faker
I don't want to be doing the way I already have a great plan for us anyways max to break just came across my dad's
Oh God, don't you worry boys?
Okay, I'm high to my screen show me the map. Yeah, all right. We want to be seen
I don't know why whenever I say I'm Mr. Peanut, nobody lets me live.
I didn't say that one.
Yeah, that's what I really get.
But my life was in their hands, so I'm not really going to fight back on that one a little bit.
But that would probably be because I am not lying when I say it.
Could be, could be, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Let me see where we're going, let me see where we're going.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going right, right here.
No.
Okay, okay, oh yeah, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, what about right here?
here. No fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough what about right here. Yes. All
right. All right. All right. You're a good man. Well we've got a minute by the way.
You pop a fresh six million extra focus and whatnot
You grab a quick voodoo, I've already been drinking one
Oh
Oh
You guys had the big arch yet
That's if you try though course you always gonna try today. I was over the door that's my girlfriend said I had to be healthy
I don't get this salad from Chick-fil-A.
I know. I know.
I know. I know.
Have you, you know, killed her?
No.
Thought about getting rid of her yet.
Oh, I'm...
Kidding! Kidding!
Kidding!
Yeah, I haven't tried the big odds yet.
Yeah, I feel like I'm the last one to do it and I'm fucking loser
Have you guys tried the big odds here guys?
Punch have you tried the big odds yet?
No, I was waiting to try it with my friends
We should be given how the CEO took a bite out of it looks like it could be contaminated or poisonous
No, no the CEO just doesn't eat burgers at all. Okay. I saw that video
It was obvious this motherfucker just doesn't eat anything. That's not a hundred dollars plus
Yeah, exactly
Anything that's not a full-a or some kind of thing. Yeah, plus if it is poison. I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean
I mean, I mean
I mean, I mean, I mean
I mean
I mean, I mean, I mean
Fucking worth it
I'm going to show you.
Follow me boys.
Follow me gentlemen.
That's it. Zips.
The big zip.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's right. What's the next
Right below
On the corner down below, there's a dead guy he's on air conditioner as well that's about
Yeah, they're down below I still fighting pick one just died who's a gas travel there
Yeah, where we just came from Nick new team let's kill up pushing up they're on they're on pillars
One's close left now
fuck
You get a boys. No, he's not that
oh shit
One down, one down
I'll broke, I'll broke, two down, two down, one left
the last one's broken, he's running, he's running
wait he's right here
Oh
he's up, he's looking
fucking up
oh man
Not good, this is your only way
We're back
Oh
Oh
Push back you push back
Oh, this is a new team
I literally can't I just have to keep dodging grenades. I had to keep going up
Oh to right here to right here
Yeah, but they're throwing grenades at me and all kinds of shit. I'm charred
No, I just like
It's read read make sure don't kill me or God will hate you forever
I'm ordering that fucking big odds I'm ordering that fucking big odds I'm ordering the big odds
You know what I mean?
Yo, Nick Merch, I love you, bro.
He's the one I hate, too.
I appreciate you guys.
Now, run to me, please.
I don't know where my phone's at.
I love you, too, bitch.
How you doing?
I'm doing good, but why?
Nice to see you guys.
This is what I get.
We're in a PG right now, bro.
Yeah, boys, I agree.
I agree.
I'll grab my phone so we can order the big arts we say it
I
Almost created something there man. We were like us. I tried to place the wall in front of you guys, but wouldn't let me place it
Out of every single person we talked all of them on brand new fresh accounts. I can't find my phone
It's asking me to tell them to make a new account so that people can be their friend
Did you win Nick?
Oh
What's your story here that?
My condolences my condolences
Pete listen, bro. You're soldiers loot stashes are going down. Oh, I understood boss. I just do
No more losses. We're gonna
tech it up. Oh, I got a freaking
back from a G that. It's time for
tech and it's time for we are going
in not I'm going in with the team
behind us team. I agree. I agree.
Team on our rear. I agree. Nick
wants you to pick up the slack.
You let the team down. I was
thinking now guys can I pitch
so I can I float something to
the team a quick. Here we go.
I float from the team.
I
Should we all grab our phones and order a big odds and do a live review?
What is it? What is it? It's the new McDonald's burgers like the Big Mac, but better
I'm in don't got to convince me twice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I can't I just look for my phone and I couldn't find it so I have to do another look see
But if you guys are gonna find me one burger to
That big arch is pretty big. I don't know if you need to
Okay, well, maybe you do you do well, maybe yeah, maybe we do need to
Now out of renegades
Fuck I'm about to be too. I'm bringing Anvil. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna ready up hold me break
And I'm gonna go find my phone
Okay, I can I can upgrade one night. I got one more renegade
I know but we can't lose it though.
We can't lose it.
I'm going to go find my phone.
Pete, come back.
Pete, come back.
I'm going to find one.
No, no, no.
You go ahead, Pete.
I'm going to go find my phone.
I'm going to go find my phone.
I'll be right back out.
And then we go to go to action.
We're going to talk stratagem.
We're going to talk stratagem.
You're gone.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gone.
He's not gone yet.
I'll wait until he's gone.
Okay.
Listen.
Brother, at this point, I think he wants us to die and lose all of our shit, you know?
So when he starts doing peanut things, doing, I hate saying this and it might be a little
racist, cashew like things, walnut, walnut like things.
Another thing that's not a peanut, I don't really know what else there is, but you've
got to pull him back.
You gotta pull him back.
You ever seen one of those like little leash backpacks?
You know?
Gotta put him on one of those, man.
I mean, he ain't got no arms and legs.
He really could just throw him around like a ball and chain.
Yes.
He's got no ears as well.
And whenever he talks about that,
he got the lips that looks like a chicken's ass, too.
Now that we're talking about it, they're a little fishy.
They are.
There's something, something about them.
like a
yeah like a large
like a large mouth bass
not like a regular one either
like a fucked up one
like one that went through
Chernobyl you know what I mean
like a Chernobyl large
mouth bass
yeah
yeah
cheers by the way
cheers
I've had a bushel I'll tell you
Starline!
Let's...
RIDE!
I'm back, where's your back? Which up?
We just talked about how great you are. Oh, I got my phone. I got my phone. I made it one of the burger
Okay, let me pull out my phone. Oh Lordy run out
Yeah, we might as well
I'm not gonna wait. Okay. No, you're not gonna try the big arch. You gotta try the big arch with that
Listen, it's worth the clip. You guys really do you want a burger though?
Brother you're a multi-grily in there, okay
Had a burger and I want to take a bite out of it and then fucking give it to the dog
Give it to the dog
All right, let's all make our orders and then we'll tell each other what we got okay, okay
right
What's it called guys the big arch
Big the big what?
Arch. Arch. Arch. Limited time, big arch.
I got a big arch. I got a large Dr. Pack.
Are you guys going to make changes to the burger?
No, no. We're going to do original.
I can't do original. It has onions. Fuck onions.
No. I'm just going to take no onions.
Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
Okay.
I'm good to go in my daughter my daughter. Oh my god. We got we didn't even say what we got yet
But that's I already did I already did and then I ordered it
Okay, so he's hungry also don't give it to your dog dogs. Yeah, I'm onions
All right, I got a big arch to make chickens an apple pie a large sprite
Okay
Do I get a McFlurry?
I got a McFlurry.
Yeah, you do.
All right, let's rock and roll.
I mean, I'm getting word that you guys may have not just been talking about how cool I am when I was gone.
What?
And with the chicken nugget, I'm going to do sweet and sour sauce.
Love that about you.
You guys said you were talking about me being cool while I was gone.
Yeah, that's exactly what we said.
And tangy barbecue.
Love that.
Are you guys no fries?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are we breathing air?
Guys, why don't you guys talk about what I was doing?
I don't remember talking about anything.
Nothing important.
They're saying that you guys were being racist.
Racist against peanuts.
What?
It doesn't sound...
He's not in here
I'll review the vod's later see see what was
See I believe I believe you guys I believe you I think my bucket is might be playing a trick on me
Maybe I bet you guys the time I have to go up with Bob review the bond later double check
Okay, okay. I'll double check. I'll double check. We'll see what's really going on here
What's he was really going on here? Oh, they do?
There's sharks have penises
If you're asking me that question, I was going to let Pete that answer.
I know the answer to that question.
Yes, sharks have penises.
They're right between a horse's cock and a leopard's penis in size and girth.
Damn.
The shark's penis is three and a half to four and a half inches in length on average.
Well, a leopard's penis is two and a half to three and a half inches on average.
These cocks can reach up to two feet long, but it's rare.
Yeah, but...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
The ejaculatory processes are also pronounced to me if you guys would be like to be informed.
Oh, yes, yes, please go on.
The serge ejaculatory processes, they can come about 40 to 50 ounces per ejaculate.
Leopards are much lower with 5 ounces to 7 ounces.
All horses can go up to a gallon in special seasons.
Wow. So a horse in one go can fill a gallon of milk with sperm.
I don't know, I just made all that up, maybe.
Oh, okay.
I do know how much whales come though.
I do know how much whales come.
Do you actually?
400 gallons.
Nothing to say 40 to 400 gallons of gum
That is correct that is great blue whale can come 40 to 400 gallons
It's sperm whale
Burm I imagine drinking all that one sitting
I can hold on
Like I work at the mayonnaise factory and something went wrong
I'm just like us, don't you worry, okay?
Where
Who got you both
In a commonator
Oh
Me boys
There's sushi each other there's sushi each other and there's dead people over here look at that
Oh
I'm almost dead already.
I'm coming motion, I'm coming motion!
Let it!
I'll read that in a second, I'll read that in a second!
You're good.
I keep putting it in the chat, I'll read it in a second
when I'm done with these hoodigans.
There's a whole other guy.
Look in!
I mean, I don't even get to fucking play!
There's a guy right here, bro.
Get you motion, get you motion!
Right here, still here, reloading.
He doesn't know about you.
Doesn't know about you, free kill.
Get you motion, get you motion!
Free kill, still a free kill, looking at you now.
no he's dead
he's pretty killed my ass
he's the best in the world
oh you did pop a heal one of ours
but
oh
dude on me
you got one
come on the right
I'm healing right now
oh what the who the hell is this guy
he ate him in the fucking trees
push him right
New team behind. New team behind.
Woo-ha!
Ah!
Woo-hoo!
Ah!
Oh, shit.
It's just...
I mean, bro.
There's a THOUSAND of them!
They're all stream-saving you!
I
Check out bad news Regie this guy does not like you down here this guy's not a big fan. He said fuck you
Sir sir
sir
Good sir. Oh
Hello, good sir. Hello. Good sir. Would you happen to have a spin defibrillator for a group up?
Oh, it's a candy boy.
Well, there's no way it's you, though.
Oh, yes, yes, good training.
I'm Mr. Peter DeFeeve, Red Streamer.
I'm trying to skedaddle, I'm gonna hover traveler from distant lands.
There's just no way, right?
Oh, help.
I have 50-50 shot.
Help.
Oh, thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
Help, of course.
I'll get out of your hand now, don't want to make a ruckus.
Good luck out there boys.
Godspeed on all of your ventures.
The goop is all yours.
I'm coming, Nick.
I got you.
You don't want no goop?
Oh no, all the goop is yours,
good sir, all the goop is yours.
I got him, but I'm more frequent.
Oh, did they kill you?
I was coming, I swear I was coming.
Freak it.
I am receiving the transcript from what has been said when I was gone.
I will be reading that promptly.
I will be reading that promptly.
Boys, I believe that this raid we may or may not have gotten to Screams Night by 1000 men.
I believe it is time to initiate the technology.
Is that before or after I've lost literally everything?
That would be after.
Cause it's definitely after.
Definitely after.
That would be after good chance.
What's the fucking point?
At this point, it's the free kids to see what the fuck we can do.
I'll jump down man, I'll jump.
I'll jump.
Ah man!
Alright, free kid, no technology.
Fuck it.
They're not even facing your comms.
You and Hutch did earlier in his chat.
Oh god.
Oh, get out of here, Klake-out!
You were no match for I!
Have you ever seen chicken nuggets like...
Yes, I've seen chicken nuggets.
It's so great in it, it's looking unbelievable.
I mean, that pink toothpaste.
A pink car?
Fuck yeah.
We're all gonna die eventually!
Who's to say pink car is bad for you?
Right.
You and I fucking hate you and I fucking hate when when when when those like those bitches are like, oh check the back of the
Ingredients so you can't even name half of them
So what I?
Can't name all the parts on a plane where that bitch flies
Let me see what's going on here.
I'm a free kid.
Don't talk to me.
I'm going to go ahead and read this transcript here from my Bungalators of what was said
while I was gone.
Listen brother, at this point, I think he wants us to die.
So when he does peanut things, in quotation, cashew like things, walnut like things,
quote you gotta pull them back with one of those backpacks you can throw them
around like a ball and chain he has no ears and lips that look like fishes like
a large largemouth bass not a regular one a fucked up one that went through
Chernobyl a Chernobyl largemouth I feel like that was highly unnecessary I
I feel like that was highly unnecessary that I've been mis-respected
No, that that came from a place of love. Yeah, yeah the Chernobyl large mouth bats came from a place of love
Okay. All right. Well when you feel a cold sensation on your G spot your rectum, just know it's from a place of love as well
Really quickly really quickly are we doing free kid no tag?
We just hyped each other up
Okay guys free kid no tag free kid no tag
What time is Apex?
What time is Apex?
What time is Apex?
45 minutes from now.
Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, I've got the Slurr Slinger
adding me as well.
No clue.
Let's see.
Let's see here.
Let's see.
He streams on an Altec Count.
That's for sure.
He's all Dark Raiders.
hmm it's got added by someone named hudge has aides
ah perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
don't know if it's aides but you know hey we can go with that
that'll play
all right let's ride
Oh, it's bad. It's bad. This game is a fucking joke.
I
Which game is a joke the last guy alive, you know, yeah, yeah
Starts going down
Know that one
dog died in that movie you'll have a website where they tell you every movie
that a dog dies so you don't have to watch it
well hot she's dealing with the piss machine
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Me boys.
Follow me boys.
Dude, he's the best.
Gotcha!
Oh, I'm getting pissed on by the piss machine.
I'm being pissed on by the piss machine.
Wait, they're in here too.
I'm being pissed on by the piss machine.
I'm being pissed on by the piss machine.
All right.
We're dead.
We're dead.
We're dead.
We suck.
We just realized we suck.
I could use some assistance.
I can't talk to you.
No.
Fuck you, bro.
I could use a cat for the assistance.
I can use some medical assistance.
It's another piss-piss machine.
I'm just getting pissed on.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Wow
It's back like oh
Big push has been hiding back here the entire time
Literally doing nothing
Yes, you fucking cut
Every last round
I'm just kidding about fucking you.
I'm just kidding about fucking you.
I'm just kidding about fucking you.
I'm just kidding about fucking you.
Where's my fucking cheeseburger, man?
That's what I'm wondering. Where the fuck is my big arch?
Where the fuck is my big arch?
Where the fuck is my big arch?
I want to do a review right now.
Right now.
Why do we not have tec on, dude?
I just want to see the red symbol
without writing it on screen.
You said don't put the tec on. That's what you wanted.
We say oh with this team where were Adam where are you guys?
No, come back to me. It's you mommy. Are you fuck that sir?
Hey, what? Are you serious?
I don't know what I'm gonna say.
Go back! Go back!
You're like...
We're coming don't you worry, monster.
I just... I have no bullets.
I just... I just...
Come to me. Come to me. I'll give you some. I'll give you some.
Take 34.
Okay.
Is that you, Shaq?
Fuck you.
I mean one two three with this with it
and this with it
Oh no
Back scoop potential my scoop potential
Well Nick is that well that'll happen that'll happen
Shut the fuck up bitch you ain't shit. You ain't never gonna be shit suck my dick. Oh
My god
What what's up? What's what?
He said nothing but headshots on me
I
Guys we would just prank you we would just psych it
Psych it we would just break it
Guys I think I have a compromise we can all be happy with
No, we're the other three guys named Hodge, Nickworks, and Peter.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys!
Oh, oh, oh, alright, fuck.
Oh, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys!
Oh, that'll happen to me simply.
Could have happened to anybody.
Oh, alright.
Okay.
I appreciate you guys.
You gotta watch your back.
You gotta watch your back out here baby.
Excellent rain, gentlemen excellent rain.
Well, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Guys, I have a proposition.
We go play effects. Not yet, at least 30 more minutes of Arc Raiders. Got it. I have a
proposition. Re-Kid no tank. Ball is in your court. Ball is in your court. What do you
like that yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
I can run through a fucking walk right now fuck yeah fuck yeah
Let's ride!
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Yee-haw!
Woo-hoo!
Come on, hush!
Let's ride, boys. Let's ride.
Where's my cheeseburgers?
You have to wait, you have to wait till we...
get our cheeseburgers.
No, you can't take a little bite. We all take a bite of the big arch at the same time
I'm gonna go grab it. Oh shit. I'll be right back. Yeah, you guys have any big arch already
Let me go fuck sus
Let's ride
I'm a fresh six Billy.
That's okay, it's cool.
I want you right, you ready?
Yeah, I can't keep in the bag, I'm just keeping the bag.
Yeah, keep in the bag, keep in the bag.
Yeah, look, those things, they can stay alive.
Yeah, fresh you know there's a museum of the first McDonald's burger that was ever made
It's yeah, it's
It looks completely fucking normal
Let me grab it let me go fix it
McDonald's burger in a museum
Here it is
Here it is here it is
Here it is
There it is my dance not completely normal, but
Wait, oh, I am the last McDonald's cheeseburger sold in Iceland in 2009
The box looks more fucked up than the food.
I'd eat that. I'd eat that.
I'd eat that.
Looks good to me. Looks good to me.
Follow me boys.
Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
Oh, I think we're the last spots boys.
It's being that poison right here
Just how we drew it up, baby. Just how he drew it up
Yeah, if you look into the eyes of that big lunch and got the trans
It's limited to the wrong fucking place.
I might get a lot of my house right now, that every single neighbor I have been going
to look for this McDonald's.
You know what, I'm going outside and I'm looking for it.
No fucking way.
Are we so serious?
Holy shit.
Are we so serious?
No way this guy is prowling around his neighborhood at 9.33 PM on the look for
a big odd.
There's a fucking bat!
Shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh no! I got you Pete!
There's one!
Oh dude! There's somebody barricaded the door!
Fuck!
Burping! Burping!
What a sweet treat! What a sweet fucking delight!
What a sweet fucking delight!
You ever barricaded that door, can get aids and go to hell?
In the game, boys.
Oh, good.
In the game.
Fuck yeah.
It makes you need to shoot the pisser.
Let him go.
Let him go, boys.
Oh my god.
Super happy fun time.
Hunch is legitimately six foot eight in the dead of night on the literal methamphetamines
walking up to people's doors and looking for a burger.
What happens if you see that?
What happens if you see that open the door?
Is he just gonna stand there, beady eyes, pupils dilated where you can't even see him?
I'm looking for my burger.
Have you seen my burger? I lost it.
It's not even him. It's just silhouette because there's no lights out there.
I used to find my burgers.
Why are all these doors preach?
If it was late and you and your girl were chillin'
6 foot 8 guy you didn't know, 400 pounds
Was that your door? What would you do?
Fuckin' pseudo
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Are you insane?
Don't forget on meth by the way
Don't forget on literal meth and fetid memes
Oh my god dude, just take me out
Oh
This is not real
A couple doing a late-night walk passes by if you guys see my burger will you let me know?
What you find yeah, we gotta get to goob tower wasting so much time
We don't need crack a you gotta get to goop power. Oh
My god the ball ran from the other side all the way to the side
Did you bring that fucking ball in here?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Come on, Nick Mikes, we got a Mr. Newcomer.
Hello, B-Boy.
He is on the hunt. He's been gone for what, five minutes?
He had to have gone to the first house, and it wasn't there.
Yes, he's got to pretend.
He just went to his base.
When he went to the closest house, and it wasn't there.
Oh my god, fucking 6 foot 8 on math!
What the fuck is he doing?
This is not the second fucking thing!
He's got a little good son!
Why is he not back yet?
Oh my god, I'm just next to him.
What do you say?
What do you say?
I think I know where it is.
I gotta jump a fence.
So maybe run one.
Bro, hop a fence.
Are we so serious?
Are we so serious?
I think I'm fucking a fence.
He is hopping a fence in the dead of night on math.
6 foot 8 for a burger.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
I see God I respect the dedication.
You ever spent the dedication.
That's the termination right there.
Oh my God.
I'm infiltrated.
Oh, I see a guy.
I see a guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm coming.
Oh.
No.
Yeah, may I remind you?
That you have 40% percent of the time
You have 40% white out.
Fuck you, fuck you, I got this.
There's a bunch of stuff flashing all over my screen.
I'm here.
What are you doing?
Right here, right here.
What kind of gun do you have?
A cattle, cattle, I got a cattle.
I
Need to jump off the time thing I need one off the time thing
I think what has to go to hatch
Why I think what you're starting when you died you would just I see what I see when they're about to go fight
Let's go to third party them
Right here
You see this? Take what he's. Take what he's.
Oh, oh, oh, God.
That one's alone.
I should have attacked that one. That one's alone.
Get him.
Fucking get him.
Oh, they're not going to give us the hell to give me.
Charge!
Go, go, go!
Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him.
Oh, there's two. There's three.
Oh
Bring under oh, oh, that's a good that's that were peaceful or friendly
They're coming for the summer power
No, he told me to do it. He told me to do it. I didn't want to do it
He's gonna kill him and provide me
I
Come on let's go let's go
They said it'll fuck with you bro
No
uh-huh. Hey, you murdered his boy.
No, I didn't. That was you. You told me to do that.
You did nothing.
It's cold.
Tuesday realized your binder. They're gonna kill you.
Keep them distracted.
Oh my god. She's not in this burger.
No, I couldn't find it.
I'm not fucking free. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not fucking free.
I'm not fucking free. I don't have a hatchkey.
I usually do.
I can't get my phone.
What's your time, dude?
I appreciate y'all, man.
Be good man, be good, good meeting you bro, see you buddy.
Don't let him leave!
Dude, I'm literally five miles away.
Fuck.
Bye.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Well?
Oh my, my big archers here, my big archers here!
My big archers here, my big archers here!
Watch, kill yourself.
I already did I
Already did that too
Dude, I just went brother you know
There's no like to hear my my journey would you like to hear my journey delivered it to the wrong these stealing they stole other
They had to a bro. They have checked brother. I just a brisk not not a run. It was a brisk jog slash walk
right and I I probably I mean six five six houses and then there was this one
place I'm gonna be honest it was it's probably wasn't the smartest idea but
there's just one property near me that has like a little fence and I thought
like maybe that was it so I was like a small fence like a dog fence so you know
I just had to get over that fence but I had you know it's private so I had
to kind of sneak up don't get an angle at the door and then there was nothing there either
and I mean I'm I'm convinced they pumped fake the picture and stole that shit.
No.
I'm convinced.
You guys tell me how it is I'll try it.
Live review of the new big arms.
Live review of the new McDonald's big arms burger.
Here we go.
Big first you ready?
I'm ready burger in here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Holy shit, this thing is packing. What the hell?
What the hell? This thing is packing.
Are you ready? Three, two, one, now!
Oh my god, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I gotta go in for a second bite immediately.
I'm fucked.
Oh, they explain it.
Can you describe it for me?
Oh, it tastes like I'm in heaven.
Oh, it's like a body of the fly.
Someone just grab into the flies and just kind of put it into the side of your mouth
like in a cheek.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I take a small drink to wash it all down, yeah, I take a small drink, small drink.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what did I do to deserve this dog, what did I do?
Is it the fuck, what is it?
It's so fucking good.
I'm gonna hug you up here.
It's so fun to go.
Why me?
It's so good.
Why me?
Yeah.
I'm gonna take a chicken egg and sweet sauce up.
I still like sweet sauce, I still like sweet sauce.
It's so fun to go.
Yeah, yeah, just start drinking it.
It's awesome.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna be fucking jettin'.
Is this an off time load?
This is an all time.
Oh my god.
I've got big hearts all over everywhere.
This is the best program I've had in my life.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Little place real high.
I'm going to go real fast to the bottom.
Tell your neighbor.
You took your brother.
I might.
I might have to go over there.
I should be honest I'm pretty sure I broke one of the fences whenever I jumped it
Fuck him. He's fully American. Yeah, fuck him. I hope he dies in game. Hello. This guy's usually in game
Yeah, make sure you chew your food that one time was like crazy
It's in the little wire of my headset.
I'm gonna put it in the little wire of my headset.
He's fucking getting it everywhere.
Oh my god bro.
We forgot to give you a second time.
Hold on, give me a second guys.
Actually this isn't all time long.
This is this this unsettin done a sentence
That wasn't a burger that was an experience
That wasn't a burger that wasn't it that was an experience that was an experience Wow Wow Wow Wow
Wow Wow
wow wow wow oh my goodness oh wow wow wow let me tell you hutch I wouldn't wish
What happened to you on?
Son of who's saying?
Yeah, oh my god, I mean
Fuck you that was not experienced mess. That was not experienced mess
holy
Was it good?
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness guys. I can't dare my now
I I'm I'm really I'm really I'm really Wow holy shit I mean let me take you on
a trip for a second please give me a rundown explain it the buns were like
temperature like just perfect I mean not a Fahrenheit too high but not a
Fahrenheit too low. Like soft clouds you could prance on. The sesame seeds like diamonds.
The lettuce, I mean the way it fused with the sauce, it was as if-
Tell me about the crunch. Tell me about the crunch, boys.
The crunch from the top of the bottom to the bottom. I'm telling you, you feel as if you
you are on the top of a roller coaster at Disney World
and you're coming down going wee, wee.
You bite it off and you start munching it
and it sends you straight to Nirvana.
You feel like you're a Viking who just massacred
an entire village for the glory of your Viking clan.
You are in the halls of Valhalla
while chewing that burger
well i have a crazy idea
laid on the wall you're saying that nigg put his headphones on the microphone so
i was getting echo effect i felt like i was in a fucking thunder dome
and you were explaining this to me
on uh... uh... speaker system and i went to another
i went to another house
i mean
am i supposed to be elected right now?
I am I am at one hundred and six percent boner. I
Get any harder. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. My skin's gonna start ripping. I had to take my pants off
I was gonna rip right through them. I
Gotta get a new pair at the entire front of my pants is like hardened mayonnaise
You can you can you can karate chop it and it would go in half. It would cut directly in half. Oh
Wow, wow
Wow, I mean explain your experience ahead. I
Was taking a piss and I had to start if somebody could
Imagine
Somebody made a short animation series. Okay, and it can be all
Hutch
This guy
I'm not wearing a shirt either shirtless looking for a fucking burger dude. I was someone's got to make that it like a little
Six foot eight dead of night on math shirtless hunting for a burger. I mean, how are you how did you not get shocked?
I just picture a happy couple by the fireplace in the living room, and they see your shadow
pass by, and the wife gets scared, and the husband goes, oh, don't worry, that's his
hunch again looking for his burger.
And 60 years from now, when they're around their fireplace outside, they tell the legend
of the shirtless six foot eight bigfoot on the hunt for his burger, and the kid goes,
No, that's not real.
And the dad goes, no, I saw him.
I saw him with my own two eyes.
He was real.
He was real.
That day, March 5th, 2026.
I remember that day like it was yesterday.
Dude, when I realized, let me explain you.
He kept yelling, more math, more burnage.
When I realized I thought I knew where it was,
there was nothing stopping it.
You could have had security guards outside of my room.
I would have voided right through them.
Yeah, I wouldn't have ran into a burning house.
Big hutch.
He was going in at all costs.
He was going to extract that burger like Maduro,
no matter what it took.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
He was on a mission, I bet.
Oh, man.
I'm... fuck.
Let's ride.
I'm still pissed.
I'm pissed for you. I'm pissed for you.
That does suck, man. You could even do that.
I feel, I feel at peace. I'm not even joking.
I feel so good right now.
I feel so good right now.
I feel like I can run through a brick wall.
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
Let's ride.
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing, let's do this.
Man boobies, man boobies, I'm sending me invites.
Let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
Just jerked one out in excitement, in solidarity for
the team because that's what the team leader does.
It's hushed on streaming, when we hushed you in your stream because you were so
No, I never started it.
Oh, let's ride.
You didn't see that.
Let's ride follow me boys
I'm ready I'm ready I think I can speak for you and me miss Nick Merks I'm ready
Oh, yeah
Wait, you kid it up. Oh shit, I forgot
My baby, I forgot I got in a big arts trance
I got you boss, don't worry boss. I got you. I wouldn't let that happen bad news team
I think this is a good thing, you get the first blood, we'll loot, we'll get kitted up.
Exactly.
We'll kill the next one.
There it is.
Exactly, exactly.
We'll all get looted.
Precisely, precisely.
Guys, when I kill the first one, just run to him and finish him off.
That hunched take the front on that, he's very good at finishing Minhoff.
That's what it's like to say.
Wait, P, rocketeer, rocketeer?
Fuck that rocketeer! I'm going in!
If you're here, it's on me. I'm gonna fuckin' lose it.
My day can't get worse.
My day can't get worse. Somebody get a rest ready!
I- I- I feel so bad for Hutt.
I would not wish what happened to you out of my worst enemy.
Is it off of us now?
I don't know.
He's still curious.
Nick, do you want to trade me for a Stitcher?
Oh, dude!
Guys, guys!
Have you seen the bird peanut animated?
You've got to see it's fucking hilarious.
It's like TikTok and Instagram and shit.
It's where they take all conversations they animated?
No way.
Oh my god, I got to show you, I got to show you.
That's what I'm talking about, that's what I want.
He just super chatted and he goes,
I'm tempted to pause the episode,
I'm currently working on to do that animated hunch idea.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You don't have to do that!
Yes!
We did it!
Yes!
You'll light it up!
No one will watch it!
No one will watch it!
You're all watching it!
Don't fucking read it!
I can even see that!
Dude, those are fucking...
Those are fire!
I've gotta show you those!
I gotta show you those!
Oh, hold on a crack.
Ooh, take those!
Take those!
Well, you're the pisser!
The pisser!
The pisser!
The pisser!
Gotcha!
No, I'm on fire
There's just two teams one at the top of the zip line one at the bottom is it blind?
program
Hit one more time
Which are the revolver by that wall
By the way, this is burpee animated you are doing God's work
Oh get out of here click out
Oh
Take us to go
Get the cover quick. Not good. Not good. Oh
Is a ready, okay, if I can just kill him
I'm a dead body
We go in
And it's somehow already looted. I got a shotgun three durability. This is I do demo one for you
I got a renegade one for you. Okay. I can't get you. I gotta run again
Oh, this ain't safe to the next spot
There's they're gonna ship sides, and they're gonna kill us but we made
Run
who is this fucker you get out of here fuck you oh okay all right there's people
literally everywhere and that's Bob guys we're all gonna die we're all gonna die
horrible violent dad I I'm gonna die I'm dead oh my god fuck no I love you to
Redims is in oh that's not gonna be good for a house
Thank you good
Oh, no!
Damn it!
That two bodies are mean, Nick. I just finished two guys.
You got this. You got this.
What's this?
Oh my gosh.
She's about to deal with this. Lucky.
We like work.
Oh.
Look it out. Fuck you
No, that's not how you do it Nick Merck's
That's how you do it
Well, see I would I would have done with something different I would have won I mean
Yeah, yeah, we saw what you would have did and we saw how I was like it's not my fault
They had 400 bombs ready to go
No, no, he's walking he's double kid Toro for a bobcat for and another any for
What okay, I have a boss that I have all the way this way if I can get out
That's a red oh, we do that's that's something useful
You big arches on the team got killed you I don't eat people that ate the big arch
side. He's his God's way of repaying hutch.
Oh, the travesty's of the doorknash. The great doorknash travesty of
March 5th, 2026.
That was the big huts you can't even imagine. I
I could describe to you
The big arch and you still wouldn't believe me. I
Could literally tell you what the big arch tastes like and you couldn't even fathom it all night. That's how good it was
I'm gonna divide up all this suit, but fuck everybody
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Thank you.
We will get a cut of the goop.
No, no, no, because we're taking after what you would do,
bro.
Remember when you got the nine Bobcats, you kept all night.
Oh yeah.
No, that never happened.
You're confusing me with another peanut.
I'm on our fucking team leader.
You are 100% confusing me with another peanut.
100%.
OK, hold on.
Do we want to lock in and kid up?
Yes.
Lock it in lock it in yeah kid up lock it in
And back max kit and tech like I'm bringing a ready. You sure ready ready big combo
She's
The way you move they got me in the trains
animated thing wait are you play right now yeah I'm gonna load in I'm gonna
load in I'm telling you I'm telling you this guy knows God's way well tell me
what you play I want to upload machine we actually firstly firstly say the
sea sales one I actually work with the guy to make this one this was really
cool I this one so that's just it yeah
This is really good.
I just went with God.
This is really good.
This is really good.
Hold up.
I'm going to be sure of this.
Gotcha.
Good job.
Good job.
There's some some some some oh shit. I just leave her gone
Gotcha, well that's not that's the one I want to see that that's the one I want to see it. It's it's uh
It's
Oh
All right, all right, here we go. Here we go. Let me see. All right. Okay
Here we go, here we go. This is his first one. This is his first one
You're digging around when the rest months are real soldiers take care of this
Yeah
Let me know where the game I leave the map I leave the map
Good good good good good good perfect perfect. Okay, you hear about the phone call you had with his dad last week
Really his dad called him his dad called hudge and he goes hutch
I've been watching stream and hutch goes really any go with the southern accent. So you go ahead take the floor take the floor
Okay
you
you
you
you
you
...
Is this...
Is this...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Where does he go?
Come on Cracky come on Cracky
It over here Cracky
little me boys
He takes you we don't pull you up. He's 10 12 already baby. That's all we need
We can go
After dog smoke that car
Hey, man, what bird we can take out there in them rap songs
Marijuana will
On the corner sell the rap CDs what I met a little girl Jan
dick can't say that part either yeah yeah you know there's a lot of fun you
just throw up there they're out there we got to watch the point in the in the
square team team team close close I'm coming I'm coming as a team coming on
you guys right here oh oh my god on me below with a fucking direct day we look
down look down
he says guys
over here
motion
you watch out for the pisser
Yeah, we're dead oh
Good heavens. Yeah, I think so. I think so. I don't know what there's one
I
Wish I was not ones I don't crack the top I'm going three bombs
Not seeing them probably around this corner, maybe we went all the way up
Coming boy
We finished that guy below, Peanuck guy.
I finished him, I finished him.
Take this, hooligan, take that!
He's not dead!
Open, open, open.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch.
Dude, more tickles, more tickles, more tickles!
Where? Where?
That's all your shoes did.
Alright, just hold on, slow, slow, slow.
Oh
There he is. Oh my god, they're on me. Oh my god
Stay back
She was him
I got too much, I got too much.
Pudge is going off I think.
Methridal Hudge came down from the skies.
Which last one?
I only ever saw two.
Oh, oh.
No way.
I got a deadliner, I got a deadliner.
Okay, okay.
Score.
Okay, okay.
No way!
I got a deadliner, I got a deadliner!
Okay, okay, score!
Nick, how are you doing on Rennie supply?
Are we good, are we good?
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.
Alright, well, I'm gonna keep the Rennie, bro.
You need Rennie.
Rennie on the ground.
How about you need another blue shield?
Okay.
There you go.
Blue shield up here.
Okay.
Think you can shoot, think you can shoot!
On this guy, right here.
We have another team outside, they're gonna be coming in, it sounds like a front gate!
Oh my gosh!
Who killed that?
ARGH!
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up!
She first, she first!
Come, come, come, come, come, come!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
We've been in pain.
We see one?
Yeah, they're up here.
Catch boss, catch boss.
I'm coming.
Fighting up the top here, man.
Another team over here somewhere.
They should be in the building on our right.
do the one where you put the passcode in that's the passcode building
or is it yeah that one that one for lock game I think I think I'm not I'm not
positive but I'm going in
yeah you've lied to me I don't know I'm not gonna go ahead close that door for
I don't know where they went. No, I'm honestly starting to think that they
Spade them up
One right here a little bit more things. Oh
You know, I see my see my see him
The two tingles two tingles heading north
Don't go
Oh
This is great
Yeah, they are thank you good day
Yeah
come down come down come down
push push push push push
come down come down come down come down come down
fuck you fuck you
you're going to mind the map
now shooting them
put a mine on the left side and you guys wait for the drop down
You fuck you die fuck you die
They don't like you very much
I don't know I don't know
With that they don't push us
And that's right you stay up there bitches
You won't push us you don't have the good days
You won't do it. You won't do it
You don't have the balls
Yeah
He's stupid
get full get full there's two down right there i think
that's that Rufian!
god yeah
where's the third of me glad?
where's the place?
oh my god
no way that just hit us
no way that just hit us
that is fucking insane
i'm first, i'm first
this is fucking ridiculous
That was insane.
I'm gonna say it.
Look at that!
I'm not gonna say it.
Look at that!
Hotch, what did you do to anger God in something dark?
What is going on in the night?
Oh no, I don't know.
Open the door, open the door.
Open the door.
He's, Hotch has angered some God.
I don't know if it's the lightning wand or the ocean wand, but something's not right.
You did something, pal.
No.
No.
100%, 100%.
Maybe Poseidon doesn't like meth.
Or Nick.
Yeah, he had a bunch of light and lava.
Maybe, maybe.
He's pretty spawned it.
For a chance.
Oh.
But it did not.
There you go.
Okay, I say we get the fuck out of here.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I concur. I concur. Let's take this win. Yeah, yeah, launch this small W equals one big W. I agree.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Top left hatch. Ribbit. Absolutely.
Oh, you mean top right one, right? This one? Yeah.
Oh, the space Jesus is out here.
I kill space Jesus. Give me a second. I need those rocket tears.
We're gonna pass you to the vest. We're gonna pass you to the vest.
Oh
More charge and I can do this give me one moment
I always land these don't you boys worry about nothing
Don't piss off again
Yeah, I need a little bit more
All right fuck it. We're going
We're dead!
Oh shit, he got it.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Don't worry, Papa can take a carry.
Wee! Good work team!
I was hoping it'd go higher, but that'll do.
Ah dude, savvy boys.
You have been witness, Hans.
Thank you.
You have been witness.
That was incredulous.
I wish my hero was a little less fat and stinky, but we all can't give what we want this time.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Like you do.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I heard it does.
That'll happen.
Dylan Dennis paid me $50 and said how are my little 4-9 gamers doing peanut and little boy Nick Murgz?
Daddy just pulled up to the street the supervise don't worry Chad
I'm mainly here to make sure hutch isn't eating all the snacks while breathing heavy on the mic
Fucker
Well all in all this is a pretty good raid boys
It's a great rain for fucking life.
We were alive!
It's cold cracky.
Good workout there, cracky.
Yeah, Pina, calm down. Don't, don't.
Oh, you just hanging around?
Now you're gonna make him sneeze.
Oh my gosh, my gosh.
He dies and then writes about it on Twitter.
All right boys okay okay who click it's 10 30 it's 10 30 p.m. All right
1130 non-communist on it didn't it? It's 10 30 p.m. Do we live in 30 or do we not?
Want to go rip apex legends?
Did I I am so fucking down, huh?
I'm so down to clown I
Will take my dick in balls and rub it all over apex
We have to remember right peanut. Yeah, we're talking we're talking to Nick Merck's right now. Yeah, we might spark something
Yeah, I decided this man where we lose him forever. Well, no, no, no, no. I'm Ark Raiders, man
Really, you're okay. Okay. I just know how I am with those types of games and you like it
Oh, man, you know what I mean?
My bug leaders aren't as excited as they were at the beginning of the stream
But there's still quite a number that are excited you wait
Should I put up a pole?
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of...
Let's do a pole.
Oh, wait.
I think they're having a really good time.
Moderators, could you put up a pole with these apexes on?
Oh my gosh, I'm just gonna put it on.
Bert Peanut has a pole on his stream,
and only X amount of people voted on it.
And you can see the deviation
between viewership and...
...polars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we never mind!
Fuck you're right you are so right that's gonna hit
Really no all right a ball all right a ball all right a ball guys guys with only like
3000 people vote just know that it doesn't show up on 90% of people said
That's how twits balls work. Don't go fucking right on your reddit page you bitch
I don't know who I'm talking to but I know he's here somewhere
Listen, that's why I gotta call it out before it happens.
Before it happens, then they feel like they're idiots for posting it.
Wait, guys, where's the pullout?
I don't know if my moderators know how to do a pull.
Let me, let me, oh, they do, they do, okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, the pull is off.
The pull is off Apex and off.
Probably only Twitch will be able to vote on it.
Holy shit, Apex is winning by a lot.
Apex is winning by a shitload, 65%, 64%.
They trust this crew, man.
They trust this crew.
They trust this crew.
They really do, bro.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I'm 64% apex right now, 36% arc.
OK, OK.
I mean, look, look, look, look.
I'm literally down to do this whenever.
You just got to tell me a day before.
Oh
You're honestly dude, I think we rip a pegs. I'm seeing 63 percent and 37 percent. I
See you got it did you just say you have to install it. Okay, I
Mean so fucking for real right now. It's gonna take a while to install but listen listen. I have another idea
Inaudible if you may if we even want to hear it my god
Why do you leave you literally just started installing apex?
Yeah, I just I'm about to install this one. Holy fucking shit. I'll be so serious get back in here
Install apex we're a couple raids. We're a couple raids. We do where you guys going play?
Yeah, I don't saw you play yeah, you sure oh it doesn't
How do you do that?
What are you talking about? Yeah, it does.
So as I play Arc, it'll install Apex?
Right, I think so. Yeah.
Really?
I see people like a shit PC.
Oh, I got a great PC.
Apparently it's a Steam setting.
Apparently it's a Steam setting that says keep downloading while playing.
I think so.
Google how to turn that on. I'm going to start my stash.
And then we'll run one more quick raid or maybe two more quick raids,
and then Apex will be done.
probably 10% I can't do some jumping jacks over here change the troops huh why
don't you why don't you laying on me I want you explain to me how you fuck I'm
supposed to be doing jumping jacks
In lightness all the floor is yours
We're gonna keep this big ourselves.
Our Apex won at 63% favorability in awk loss and so far, we've got a lot of people
We're gonna keep this big ourselves.
Woo!
All right, eight picks won at 63% favorability,
and AUK lost at 37% favorability.
Aw.
I'm just gonna prepare a kit
just in case you guys want to run one more.
Yeah, this might take me a bit.
Yeah, I'm telling you, just go to typing Google,
say how to let Steam download in the background,
enable that setting.
I already figured it out.
Okay, then hop back in, and we'll play one rain.
Let me tell Nick, let me tell Nick.
Where it says Apex Legends, you see where it says like pause?
Yeah.
All the way to the right.
You see the cogwheel?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Managed.
Properties.
Properties.
Oh wait, maybe it wasn't, let's say it.
Managed.
Oh my God, I just did it, bro.
I just did it and I can't find it now.
Perfect.
Properties.
Like you do, like you do, like you do.
Oh wait, what the fuck?
He said, feet of lava, all the syndrome.
That's insane
Yes, yes, yes, yes it is
Let me tell you four months in that his mom's pregnant. She was down in Tylenol and vodka
Every night
Jesus Christ
That's why give me another reason why Hunter now the way he did
I got it now. I got it now. I got it now. I got it now. All right. Where is this pause? Yeah, I lost it again
I forgot where I was what's that? Oh, we serious click
Click on downloading it does it just says downloading click it. Yeah, and then click the cog will pop right
Okay, and then it you should see
I
Yeah, hop back in on bunch of guys. Oh my gosh. Okay. Mm-hmm. How about we invite you so we can pick the map? Oh
You like that one? Uh-oh
What we say
Downloading four of four. We're not down four apexes
Is that what it is? Yeah, you're down on the apex four times. No, don't listen to him
the bottom of the bottom first
downloads all the way by museum
huh hmm hutch having cholesterol
withdrawals causing confusion and
disorientation he didn't do that
they like that could be the answer that
could be the answer either that or the
fact that his parents or cousins could
be one of the two would be one of the
two or the fetal alcohol syndrome one of the three one of the three I'm or the
Tylenol intake during pregnancy one of the four one of the four
okay that way okay I'm coming wait where am I at I should get back to my games
bro how did you guys even become
serious can't show you my screen okay
cuz like on day one you didn't have an
assistant to help you how are you fuck
as even streamers how do I keep my
games
I'm not.
What the **** am I looking at?
No, I'm not.
God help us. God help us. Yeah,
just click. God, you want to
help us now? Oh,
just click it. Yeah, I mean,
click right in. You're good.
I got you bro.
I appreciate it.
And then if you need to drink water out of a bottle, you untree the cap first.
Yeah.
Mr. Dilly, Mr. Buffy, Mr. Kithon, I'm Mr. Mee-L-Katey.
Do you want me to find one good man to an odd man?
Thank you, my boys.
I will, right?
Thank you, my beautiful boys.
How does that work?
I
Guys if you guys figure out how a computer works yet, are we still working on that so clouds form of precipitation?
No, no, no, no
Condensation precipitation collection perfect perfect
Get in the game!
You're gonna be okay.
What? The cloud? I mean bro, a cloud is like...
Like, they have like these big ass warehouses.
And Apex are on the cloud.
Yeah, and then the cloud is like these big warehouses and like...
I don't know, probably some place.
I would rather do squats naked over a fire ant hill
Then explain the basics of a PC to Nick legs. I want that to be known. I want that to be known. I want that. I want that done by everybody
This is a new PC. I still I
I need to invite. I don't see other list
I
Let's ride
Oh my god, it's not showing
We'll choose you to say is this gonna make my game slower because I'm down the way yes, it'll probably make it a little bit. Yes
pocket you tonight. I don't know if I want to Google that. Yeah, what's that? Listen,
I will take the one for the team. Okay, I will take one for the team. I will take one
for the team. I will take one for the team. It doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good.
Let me see, alright, alright, I don't, uh, yeah, alright, well, I could have died without
being that, that would have been nice, um, I'm just, I'm going to say it, I would highly
recommend me not change the alabama hot pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves
taking a shit in a woman actually oh well let's run
the vikings of vikings
like you like you like you
somehow over like
wherever they have like camels they saw motherfuckers riding camels i feel like
it's like kind of the same
yeah holy shit
it's like when we go to europe and like we see uh...
like a european guy
he feeds on his toast
camels? i know where your brain's going
camels are in the desert
what can't camels are in the desert
you should wherever camels are
then the desert
because they're in the desert
they're in the desert
they are but why'd you say it
you see you said wherever camels are I said camels are in the desert
yes we know where camels are but why are you saying where they are I see what's
going on here what you guys are you fucking high I think I'm a fucking
right now the camels are in the desert
they're cracking it already
take that hula game
They're under, they're under, I'm going in, I'm the man!
Yeah, yeah!
Take that, hold the game.
I saw the tip of his elbow, then I started blasting.
Then I started blasting.
New team up.
Jesus
We go we go show yourself demon
Okay
Why do they keep shooting me?
down there
watch out down there
down there
danger
rocket here
danger rocket here
I need to lower you and do some math
I'm just gonna be CW chief
I'm looking
I'll see you now then
oh my god
oh my god
Mr. Swede Bobble for how to get to that massive ship?
How's it to the top of this big ship?
My friend, my man!
Good land deed you could a land deed ah!
My man Bob, you devious and dog, you devious and dog!
This is Swede, keep your doors closed.
This would be a big man.
Keep those people's open.
Oh, he's behind there, want to see him?
He's behind games!
Oh good, oh good, oh good!
Oh boy, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot!
Oh no, no!
How many teammates do they have?
I thought we were cooking right there.
You guys feel that energy?
I thought we were cooking right there for a second, boys.
I thought we were cooking.
Aw.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I was feeling myself.
I was really feeling myself.
Bro, how many pds did you guys get out of there?
Holy shit.
Oh, wow, I'm like, they chewed it.
Oh, is that even real?
They threw fucking poop in it with that.
Like, 45 teenagers, everything.
Oh, I don't know what language I was speaking,
but I'll just use being nice to you.
Next episode, we have an egg-brain.
What?
Oh.
He's giving Mrs. Squire a preachy to my wife.
I know I didn't perform right there,
but we'll get the next ones.
And Mr. Coddum, I'm over to imagine
one good man, good a man.
Even though I'm just slinging my butt in front of one good man, good old man!
Thank you, boys.
Easy advice.
Guys, I'm telling you, we could have had that easy.
We could have been disperse into the room, like toxic gas.
Kill him one by one.
Yeah, but you didn't even give us that, I'm going in.
You just...
Yeah, you didn't give us nothing that time.
Usually you say you're going in.
Oh.
And to be fair, like the moment you went in, bro, I got slammed with a T-Name.
How many teens they fucking had just like you all going in
Hey, the worries no worries I'll keep you better posted next time I'll keep you better posted
Well just a dash report over here. Yeah, okay, I I've lost everything perfect perfect. I
I have four thousand eight hundred and forty five space dollars perfect perfect
Completely out of Mets. Okay. I'm using a
Turrente
43 durability cannot heal it. Oh just it is perfect. Perfect. Can't buy any ammo for it can't afford it
I am now out of peanuts, which has been our salvation to be honest. Oh
Good news. I ran across for crude oil. We have perfect dates this run
And I am...
Yeah, have I said I'm poor yet? I am poor.
Well, at least you're not fat!
Uh, well...
Well, at least you're not ugly!
Well...
Well, at least you're not stupid!
Well...
Fuck.
You're going with the heart of me, you've hurt me deeply.
Yeah, you never had that one.
Let's run!
Don't worry boys. This level go ten times better, ten times better.
How's the 8-packs out there, talking boys?
It's good after this game for me.
Okay, okay, one more game. One more game to play.
I'm 20% away.
Okay, good. One more game then we play 8-packs.
Let's make it a good one.
Okay, we can't lose. We can't lose.
We can't lose. We can't lose.
You know it.
I know it. You know it.
Hotsnows it the Buzzing know it
You locked it!
I'm locked in!
I am locked in!
I love you bitch.
I love you bitch.
I am a goodest I'll love you bitch!
Bitch.
I love you bitch.
Mmm.
Dylan Dennis paid me fifty more dollars and said hutch eat Snickers bars up died down so he can feel the veins on his tongue
You cock sucker. I believe it's what he called you
I think you should do that for the dough you
So this Dylan Dennis thing is real like this is actually happen
Unless you can find someone else who's gonna pretend to be Dylan Dennis and give me thousands of dollars. I
Then yes, it would be the really Dylan Dennis
Honestly, honestly, you know what you want to do I'm gonna put up
I'm gonna put up a tracker. I'm gonna put up a tracker that stays for the entire
Entire stream of the amount of dollars Dylan Dennis has given me to talk change
I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back
I'm gonna put a little counter. I'm gonna put a little copter
Yeah, you do compilation
You play a scary game should be oh you guys why the way we gotta play a scary game soon hundred percent percent I
Know fast before me and like demonologists like the classics which we could play
But I'm trying to play a new one if there is one. There's actually this one
I used to play this like a like a mayor. Oh, we're not a marathon. No, I mean hey, I mean like a
I know one that's pretty fucking crazy.
He said two.
Mommy, that's what I was looking for.
Mommies.
Mommies.
Mommies in a two.
I know one that's pretty crazy.
What?
What is it?
I love scary games that I'll ever play too.
Outlasted in uh, in uh, what's the other one?
Untill Dawn.
So good.
Dude, you always do.
You see this text game, so.
That guy has played like 10,000 indie games.
indie games we just ask him like it's top one hundred
that's what you do that's what you do
that guy knows everything about indie games that guy is indie games professional
case-o
that guy knows every indie game in the block
i can't lie to you guys man i fucking hate scary games that shit freaks me out
i can't even see you case-o
still have a fucking right
uh...
i don't know a single motherfucker that doesn't like that guy
We've had sub goals
is so good that it like eats how scary it is you know
I said if it's the homies were playing it I'd tough through it 100% but those like so low scary games fuck that
mm-hmm I was thinking
it would be fun for us to do it right
is uh chain together
yeah man I'm done I'm done with that
that'd be a lot of fun
you didn't like it
nah
just look weird
yeah I fell out
it was like the only up game you know but with the homies right yeah
fucking co-op Elden ring oh yeah that's that's that's that's that's crazy
How did we night rain that she was fine
All right, let's get you coward. Let's get set up no more losses
100%
Both of you fuckers play apex. I've played it once. Yeah, you're gonna get you're gonna get shit on
It's all right. Oh
Where I hear right here on this work
Any going on that way you fake them like I'm like them right here
They moved in there. Oh, oh
These guys I've got to be roleplayers
Oh my god, oh my god guys guys there single dads guys are single dads
They're single dads they're single dads they're single dads
Guys do not kill these guys. Do not kill these guys
Guys get over here ok. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's a single dad you have jackass
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing?
Tell me we are down everything man. There's no time for this dumb
RECYCLE DANCE!
You don't know that!
That's I do! Did you see how they played? I don't care how they played. I need fucking loot
Get off my map
You understand?
I thought we were locked, man.
Alright, alright, we're locked!
We're locked!
We're locked!
Oh, sevens in the chapter of the single dads.
Oh, sevens in the chapter of the single dads.
Oh, sevens in the chapter of the single dads.
I just witnessed Travis D.P. on my copy.
I cannot believe that this happened.
And two eyes one nose. This is a normal amount of eyes or noses
This small too long wall has only one leg but hope that you will donate in it
Once again, you just listed and described a normal dog
That's the correct number of eyes and noses he's supposed to have never said the commercials were good
They ever said the commercials were good
I'll be boy ready to play down. No complete follow me boys
Down with you
What do you see?
Who's that?
Do you hide?
I'm shooting balls.
Okay, okay, okay.
A little quiet.
A little too quiet.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'll get processors.
Hmm.
There are all the people at...
Huh?
There's all the people at...
Oh, it's my last hope.
All the stream sappers are waiting for us on Apex.
That's why there's nobody.
Yeah, well they can shoot us, because we're gonna be at the lowest fucking rank possible.
They ain't getting nobody.
Boys, I cannot sit here and get batteries. Let's get out of here and go play Apex.
Okay.
I'm so tired now, it's like I can't do this.
This game has beat me, picked me up, tested me off, and then fucked me.
Holy shit, Uncle.
Uncle?
Uncle, is that you?
I know I felt something on the back of my neck.
You lay an 8 inch hot dog in my bag?
We're having burgers tonight.
I'm going to have a vein space, you just press this button.
All right, okay, okay, all right space is responding to me
What
Oh, hey, click it on me click it on me
Oh
Why would you die
Do that
to the edge!
quickly brothers!
bros!
come on in, arch the water's fine!
come on in!
excellent raid, gentlemen excellent raid!
Good job boys.
Perfect. Good work out there.
That was an excellent last raid right there.
Excellent last raid. It's time to go play some Apex Legends.
Let's do this thing. Let's turn it up a notch. Let's turn it up a notch.
That's right.
Oh my god, I can't believe we're doing this.
This is going to be fine.
This is going to be fine. This is going to be fine.
I'm actually so excited right now.
I'm actually so excited right now.
I'm actually so excited right now.
Right, because you were the two-time player.
I'm a two-time back-to-back predator buddy season four season five
I'm with four for this I'm ready for this
Alright, let me switch ways to you guys. Okay. Tell me my shit. Say bro, please
Hopefully.
There we go.
I doodle the switchy doozy, doodle the switchy doozy.
Mr. Colham, I'm about to get to that massive ship!
My ship's gonna be at the top of the class, shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad!
Oh, my apologies. I would say to the street dogs, it was good on over here.
Thank you my boy, good lad. Thank you, good lad.
Seriously my boy, thank you brother. You don't have to do that big man. You do not have to do that.
View it is free, good sir. Absolutely free.
Thank you, brother.
Easy word of easy, what the she-with-the-body-is-a-deppin' man.
Uh, or...
Hold on. Let me just finish this. Let me just finish this up.
Alright, I've got my things done.
Oh, hold on.
He's not going well for me over here.
Alright, now they're going well. Okay, I'm good.
I'm good to go. You guys can go? Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Are you are you on? Oh, wait,
wait, wait, wait, I gotta switch my thumbnail on YouTube. Okay. I don't. I have hutch MF
on. See, you got me. See, you got me. Oh, you're gonna be you're gonna be peering
I'll play right. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You one quick second here, boys.
One quick second here, boys.
Oh, check it, boys.
No way.
We're like this.
How do they have it?
What happens there?
I mean, oh, there's pictures of stretch butthole.
oh man what what she's not right oh oh I'm always double I'll be right there
most ever was that yeah you give me one quick second oh shit I did play this
game a good bit actually we mean I just remembered I there was like a whole
arc while I was playing this game with like trainwrecks and them oh yeah I played this game a
little bit that's good dude I forgot about that I'm level 59 I'm basically a pro hey nice
good boy thank you okay I got my thumbnail all right we're good to go we're good to go
Startle me, Max!
Where's my knives?
Where's my knives, uh...
Knives?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I'd put this game in forever.
I don't know, man, neither.
Shake my reticle real quick, boom!
And you back in Dojo, huh, Nick?
You back in a fucking Dojo, baby.
Yeah, but, bro, I think, I think, um, fuck, maybe.
you
you
you
you
you
Well, you have adobus balls.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, bro.
I don't have a I don't have a singular.
I was there.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I feel good about this, I feel good about this.
I feel good about this, I feel good about this, honestly I feel like we're gonna dive
in there and no one's gonna be able to stop us.
I feel good about this one.
It feels right, it feels right, use it home.
Dude, I'm, I'm psyched, I'm psyched, I'm psyched, I'm psyched, I'm psyched.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Play wildcard. That's what we're playing.
I'm about to rip it. I'm about to rip it.
I'm about to go crazy in here.
I'm about to go crazy.
I'm talking about like ripping us and do good in the game.
Oh my God.
What do you think I meant?
I started saying rip in your friends with Eddie.
I'm gonna rip it, I'm gonna rip it.
I'm gonna go crazy.
Okay, that rotation?
Nah, cuz what's the new better guns?
By the way, what's it?
Is R99 so good?
Is that so good?
Is that so good?
Is R99 so good?
Wait, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Wait, did they put the signal back at the game?
I really put the signal out when I last played, I think.
Really try this right.
Wait, Sid was back in the game.
Okay perfect, perfect.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
You played this? You played this mode?
I played Wild Carb before, yes.
Probably has vastly changed since I played it, but basically,
as long as one guy on your team is alive,
you keep coming back and then the round goes
goes and goes and goes you have more wait time so like at the beginning you
basically die it doesn't matter but like ten minutes into the match you the last
guy on your team kind of has to like really stay alive this is to get warmed up
so you get a lot of gunfights really quickly get warmed up and they go to
ranked is it ranked if we go there on warm we're just gonna fight one team
Rebirth it's rebirth. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah, call of duty terms rebirth
How do you know if I am 60 years top left?
No, I don't have that. Well, I'm going my settings wait. Oh
No, no, that's a steam thing I think right
You're crazy girl, you're crazy
They're right here right here
It's PC Maranjit. It's PC Maranjit.
Oh fuck!
Get in the petrol!
I'm coming back boys! I'm coming back!
I'm dead!
I'm gonna jump out of the door!
Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!
Open the door!
Got him!
I got you! I got you!
Get out of the way, get out of the way, man!
Two on the other side!
I'll give you a stand, give you a stand, give you a stand!
Get out of the way!
There you go.
Get in the water.
Go in, go in!
Okay, okay, okay, P.E.
Get in the water, get in the water, man!
Fuck it!
Go back to the soldiers, guys.
Mr. Shop
Move it so crazy
I died the smoke
Oh
Let's ride
Oh my god, I'm so dead
Wait, what's your button?
Fuck if you can't run, I'll die.
I'll be with you, bitch.
Help!
I'll be with you, bitch.
Help!
Oh, good boy, Joe!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
You can die in there!
Oh, you won!
What?
What?
What?
What?
Get back in there!
Get back in there!
Get back in there!
Get me back in there right now!
I think we're ready.
We're great. I think we're ready. We want one long call or two to a break now. We're in get us in there
Yeah, right, right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, right?
Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Okay. See me cooking out their voices
Are you back down? Are you back down? You guys have to find out yourselves
Oh, we can't make I'm getting word you had a zero kills and
for that
But yes, thank you my boy. Thank you for boys
Zero kills for that. It was looking like it was looking like be a
Come down over there
Yeah, I'll just back out
All right, good, let me.
Mm, there we go.
Yeah, I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
It's your sake. It's your sake.
It's your sake. It's your sake.
Okay.
Go cook your boys.
Okay.
I don't want to embellish you.
I don't want to embarrass you.
I mean, I'm in my prime.
I'm in my prime.
OK.
I mean, I'm in my prime.
You feeling good?
Oh, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
You should have seen my screen back there, buddy.
I used to rip so much out of role and play this game.
I was fucking crap.
Well, I was talking one time.
I took 460 milligram vimein and stood it for three days
it was over dad but I did it was fine oh my goodness oh my goodness mad Maggie who
you're gonna play pee oh I'll play okay I'll play I saw I don't know his new
abilities I don't understand apparently you can hold down to you and it does
something else does he mean know what that does okay okay does he know what
What does that mean?
You're gonna play Bloodhound?
Fuck!
Double stem?
Do you wanna play Bloodhound?
No, no, no, no, no, no. You're good.
Oh.
I wonder what you really get into on this one, man.
Yeah, Bloodhound's definitely cool.
No, you know I've been good.
Scans and shit.
I like Bloodhound.
I like Bloodhound.
Oh, fascinating, fascinating.
What's your plate, Shat?
Maggie?
Mm.
Pull down Q to hit the con.
It will tap Stim and Regene's health, and you go faster.
Wait, so then what's the point of just tapping Q?
Would you always want to hold down Q?
Makes your cock harder.
here. Tap it, then tap it again.
Hmm.
Nice of you.
Chuck the ball, hit the drill.
Go, baby.
I'll give you fresh. I'll give you fresh.
Never ask me if I'm minded.
we're going but it's lucky.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Third. First win on win.
First game on win, first game on win.
Who you going? You taking this?
Perfect.
I'm in the shot.
In the ship, so probably going to be all of this.
I'm going right.
You see this big ship?
I'm going right.
Yeah, I'm going right actually you know what I'm gonna lay on the second side to get the peacekeeper
Okay, yeah, they're landing with us. They're letting with us out
You let it be a good much good much
They're there they're in there. Oh, he's told me to keep it. I'm all I'm gonna still here for a second
Oh, it's a high. It's a high.
You're dropping it. You're gonna, it's about to reach it.
It's only almost done. You can have it. You can have it.
It's only about to reach it. Another one.
Here we go. My bad. My bad. My bad.
Make sure you enhance it. Make sure you enhance it.
Do I do the peacekeeper or the mask?
Peacekeeper. Peacekeeper.
Alright, let me test this out.
Oh.
Oh.
I still don't fully understand but what happened we'll figure it out
What's a good what's a good primary gun Nick? Oh, do you want if you don't know anything right there?
You don't know anything on the one
Yeah, okay, like a repeater, maybe a
Fucking triple day is good
Yeah
He's one of here
Was it the push across minute a good one
I got the shotgun looking for a signal was he sitting on anywhere
Oh
They're close
Hey, there would be new team, what's up?
Guys we gotta leave we gotta leave we gotta leave
I just don't know how to play this fucking game, bro.
Dude, I'm in hell.
You're just pissed off with your PC's, man, you're fucking...
Oh!
Oh, damn!
I
Okay, let us proceed I
Second game second game on is a win
We got sandwich right there we got sandwich no big deal no big deal
We need to get our stuff a little bit quicker. I'm so I'm so relearned in the buttons
in your stream snipers well it's fine we can kill stream snipers easily
it was slide
little six minute light
just a scene that has a guy that's fucking
that guy that guy's that gentleman does not have a
occupational career that it brings income
If you know what I'm saying, I that gentleman I
The he still eats the nuggets that are shaped like dinosaurs if you know what I'm talking about
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that gentleman. Yeah, yeah
Hold on a minute. Go ahead
last houses I
Fucking love dinosaur chicken. No. Yeah. Well, I go. I love that. I don't know. He's as well. I'm just saying that's it
That that like like for instance, let me hold up what I'm saying is dino noggies. All right are delicious
but
when you come
They're also a trait of that gentleman there is your time back
Eating dino noggies doesn't make you that guy, but that guy eats dino noggies hundred percent
come on got it I'm not judging the dino noggies based off the guy I'm judging the
guy based off the dino not we know wait I'm not you still eat a lot of now what
I'm doing so I call it a drastic park no I go to public skin it's no Caesar salad
the little quick kits put that into an olive garden bowl that I stole and then
I put down a chicken nuggets on top. That's what it is. Yeah. That makes sense. That makes sense.
I'm just gonna say this is a
where we were double boys. I think we go same spots just just get hush familiar with the little
you know, maybe in the area. Oh, I'm gonna do one more than you guys get dracking here.
What do you mean? You're literally on math.
I'm sick, y'all remember. I'm sure.
Oh, sure, buddy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The pussy disease.
I can feel the...
I love this part!
Your pussy flaps quaking in the wind.
Yeah, I'm gonna feel your pussy flaps.
I'm gonna feel your fungus flaps tonight.
Don't sneeze now, Hotch. You might hurt yourself.
I might actually...
It's good.
I
Not there big man coming up
Are the p20 still good yet or no?
Where are they?
Oh, no, no, no
Oh yeah
Yeah
and the niggas were attacked
yeah
I'm terrible
We should we should good thing up
You next week right here
Yeah, I'm on my bottom.
I said, you're all fucking, you said, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not,
You may want to show your battery, boys, I'll show you your battery.
Bye-bye.
Back here, level three.
Don't worry, we'll slow you down.
Extended light back here, level two.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Oh
Who got the issue, Barry?
Right
What's the need to rest up?
He's going
You settings
Two take us are two teams fighting over the south
I'm yummy
Oh
It's not something here somewhere here
Looking the shadows
Yeah, there we go. Okay. I'm online a little bit here, baby. I'm coming
I'm here!
We should check that out!
Weapons in hand!
He's got a light field on!
I'm gonna back off, I'll get you guys on.
Go for burn!
Go again!
Right here.
He's got scans, right?
One down!
Watch for the right, dude.
He down!
Dead?
He's dead, he's dead.
Same search is longer than AP.
I should be on- I should be on-
Okay?
I'm dead, I'm dead to the right.
You got multiple teams.
I
Got his head
They're already there, they're already there!
They're back up, they're back up!
I don't have any shields.
B. O.
But there's a lot of bodies.
Yeah.
Shoot!
Buster, buster!
R.I.P.
B.O.W.
A lot of bodies in the bushes.
I'm just gonna...
Go.
Holy shit, this fucking ass!
It's not good!
Alright, alright, alright, boss.
He's gonna go!
Rouch is a lot of shit.
Where...
Where the fuck is he?
They went, uh...
Uh, uh, uh, straight west, straight north.
He's loosing it, he's lo-
Get him!
He's loosing it, he's loosing it.
Clash.
Healing by wounds.
Got finally had some loot.
Okay, watch, come here.
Ready?
Ready?
Yeah.
Got my gun, got my gun, got my gun, got my gun.
He's holding it, he's escaped.
They escaped, they escaped.
To your right.
I'm just kidding boys.
Go back, go back, as soon as we come in we gotta go over here.
Go, go, go!
They're kinda like flying in.
Get a little boost, get a little boost thing.
Got a boss, got a boss!
On the boss, on the boss!
You scared me, I got stink bomb!
Oh
Random
Powerboost
Oh, yeah, I've got the unlimited shield batteries
That's what I mean.
On me, on me.
It's much easier.
Open fire.
Reloading.
Is this here?
See what's up over there.
I need to teleport through here.
We're gonna lose it. We're gonna lose it.
We're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go this way.
Into the squads.
Retarging shields.
What are you doing?
Who's the best in here by far?
Oh, you're a one-sector, you're a hand-dice.
Your overflow is a nice one. Overflow is nice.
Overflow.
Mm-hmm.
That's what you want.
Get the crate, get the crate on the left, get the crate on the left.
Good suppose, good suppose!
They used to have a fucking balloon right here.
Eat that terror deploy, far off.
Eat that crate, you have a fucking...
Oh, a creeper in there.
Yo, replicators coming in for a landing.
They're over here.
oh my god we are gonna die we are gonna die go left go left go left go left go
Don't break off! Don't break off!
Go under, go under, under. Perfect, perfect.
Oh, it's the day.
Y'all, there's y'all, there's...
You, you, you...
Keep coming in, keep coming in! West!
Oh my God, we're getting fucked! We are getting fucked!
Oh my God, they just catch me! They just catch me!
Come back!
Okay, I'm coming!
I'm back, I'm back!
Ah!
Good boy, just out.
I'll limit.
Stay pecs.
That's what we do.
That's what we do, that's what we do, that's what we do!
I'm the only one they love!
I got you, yo!
Shoot back, though, thank you.
One down, one down!
Nice beat!
Charge!
Oh, you betch you betch you betch you betch you betch.
You got what you got, wait.
Crate's in there boys.
Crate's in there.
Anyone time?
behind you, behind you, Nick
yeah
over your side
on the left side
okay
Watch watch watch watch
That's two teams all two seven
He's gonna be here
Watch watch watch
Thank you
I can't do that man
Alright
Oh alright
Wait wait wait wait wait
I got the gold. Oh my goodness. We're sure there's a one-fine. We got a perfect spot.
These guys are gonna have to push us immediately. These guys have to push us when the server
closes. Straight on. Straight on. Straight on. Yep.
Drop it!
You dick-bag.
I keep getting one bunch of one.
Drop it!
They have to push. They have to push.
Get ready boys, get ready, you gotta push it
I'm staring right at it
Are you right here?
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right
Can you see them?
Close, close, close
I think he had like a like a
can't pack gun or something man who's like super judge you like electricity
coming out of them oh hey look at people be holy shit he will be 20 bodies
oh fuck is doing my part let me get like the one is doing my part I don't
think I did shit no you okay we we got my LG that's my one more one more one
I
Jack welcome in you're on the team good chair
I need help right now. No, these motherfucking plays off stream. Nick no bullshit. I haven't played this game in seven months, buddy
Yeah, well, I've been playing two years. I
Wicked I forget
Something's really fucked up
What was yo, so what do you throw your name with fuck that was that LB?
The crackies gone
Crackies going through your name. I'll be right. I don't know bro
I know oh shit, that's gonna sound like a macro and go on
Right it guys. That's the button I use for muting in discord. I swear to God. I haven't bound to the
the line key next to the equal button and then I bind that to discord to mute I
swear to God I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God watch watch
I'm gonna hold it down and then watch this ready can you guys hear me now can
you guys hear me say anything to me but me say anything to me see it's by me
It's my new button. It's my new button. It's it's crazy. This works say say nothing if you're stupid
Okay, well, I just happen to talk right there. That was completely
That was complete. I see that you can't hear it's not here
Not not live in here seven years. That's my new button. It's my it's the I
Assign it to a key on the keyboard and then I just got you know fucking do it in this one
Did Ash get nerfed or she still you can even see it look look right there the chat
You see right there the chat see see see right there. I told you I told you look boo boo boo boo boo boo
I see I told I look right there the chat you can see other lines. You can see other lines
See see see you
line
That's good. That's right. Oh, she she she's gonna she never
Yeah, bro, wait what what raker you are you go your goal, right?
Everyone's saying author
Yeah, I know but it's a new character about that was going on to it
Back with a view button. Well, yeah, cuz some programs don't take mouse input five, so I just back on it to
One of the keys of the key one
I can't pull it out
I just thought it was fucking cool.
Okay, fuck it.
Hmm.
I'm macro though? Well, that's just holding it down.
That's just holding it down. It's not a macro, it's holding it down.
It just, it repeatedly goes the lion button. You hold it down.
Can't hit drag?
Mr. Jackie's beat me.
Hello, testing 123123.
Okay, I'm lucky to lock it.
Take me climb up, B.
On the motion.
I love this fight.
Let me see you fly, real quick.
Let me see you fly.
Yeah, look at that 137.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
140, baby.
Where? Oh gee, I didn't...
Oh my god, you're right!
Oh!
Run!
One more, no way!
I got killed by a different guy.
I got killed by her.
Wait, Nick, where? Give me that, give me that, come on.
It's just all three in front.
Oh, what?!
Nice.
Oh my god! Oh my god, I'm terrible! RUN!
I'm gonna die!
I
Only had a signal to be bad to be bad
No, I see where I see what people are playing after me. You just really cute through everything
Okay
Thousand kids
We're getting slammed to doing good damage now we get kills it's right. That's right
It's the way she guys gotta figure out how to throw a grenade bro. Oh my god, Jack
You drive are you
With the what
you
You crazy girl you
You crazy girl you you crazy something crazy something
What was that top rank you got Jeev?
My highest ever, number two.
D-pad just select names and then throw a trigger I think, it's D-pad?
Okay.
I'll wait for you, cuz I played a land in October and I got second to last.
I don't want you to think that I'm still in the middle of D-pad.
Why are we on the edge?
Are you a number two ranked in the world?
Yeah, I might be there.
Why am I not on store?
Yeah, Nick used to host tournaments that he played, see?
I see one of them.
He knows, he knows, he knows.
Not even first, could be me.
Could be me.
Not even first.
Not even first.
I'm sure there's a male on duo with me.
Yo, you're duo at first yeah, I used to play with
Shit
You are back in cheap
Mastery disgusting fuck
I'm using this using this using
Fucking
Trust your teammates, my y'all.
Let's break this world.
Fucking it, fucking it.
You get the fucking bread trail out.
My friend hit number one bread.
Oh my god.
IRL.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
All right, well.
All right, okay.
All right, all right again.
All righty, okay.
All right.
Team, team, team right side.
Oh.
I
Think you can do it right right on the picnic for an eight
Brother I was tripping
Get on my my my brains encumbered
What do you use for
Like the honor of this is the best one
I call the thing, the oldest level, whatever, you know?
No, that's just no.
Already inside the ring?
I'm asking you, who's the real brother?
Oh, old Paul.
OK, OK.
Yeah, you sending it?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah, let's do it.
Where are you going?
Uh-oh.
Oh, oh.
Get over here.
We're coming.
I got it.
I
You went back right here. Oh, yeah, we're there. We're there. I see we see him
Like I don't know that is
It's a it's a little like skin though. She got you don't gotta go get it
Let's have the blinkers. Are you nick your one? Nick your one? Yeah, I'm dead, baby
I'm done.
There's two of my villains.
Too much, too much, too much, you know.
That's too much, too much, too much!
Shoot me!
Shoot me!
He's watching, he's watching!
I got some, I got some, I got some.
Open the door, Pony!
Got me dead?
Win that, win that!
Hello?
Hello?
Are you right here?
Yes, of course.
We're already in the ring.
Jack, you're pretty healthy, you're pretty healthy.
Oh
Wait, I'm up here on the...
Grab him again, flush.
OHHHHH!
Get out from me buddy!
Get out from me buddy!
I'm in this, I'm in this shield, bro.
Well, we're the winners, who are team?
We're the BLI.
Where's this fucking...
Weird little chainsaw.
Alright, on to bottom next victims.
Follow me, Q.
I'm gonna, uh, scan player scan for you.
Okay.
Aw.
Six X is trashed.
I know I know, but whatever you upgrade the signal,
with the signal upgrading station,
it always gives you six X, so I'm most trained with six X,
because I use it way more than the other ones,
because it gives you whatever you do the upgrade thing.
I'm trying to mean like, you need one minute, mate, so you need to be careful, mate.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it, boys!
Think about it!
3x.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm here, I think.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, my!
You're out of it.
Can I get one?
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it, bro.
No, no, no! I'll see you, I'll see you!
I'll see you in 60!
I can't see anything!
I'm here, mate!
I'll see you dead
I'll shoot
I don't think I'm on time
Yo, watch out
No, no, no, I got it
I'll shoot
I'm gonna actually
I'm gonna push, I'm gonna push
I'm gonna push
I'm gonna push
I'm gonna push, I'm gonna push
I don't know what's on this
We're down! We're down!
We're here!
Ohhhh! Ohhhh!
You can do this!
God, we're deep!
We did it!
We did it!
We're deep!
Oh my God!
God, get it!
On me, on me, on me, someone.
okay all right all right I'm sure you'll like over here hang around a little bit
I'm in.
I can't stop you, man.
I'm dead.
What?
No, it's not.
Fuck, can't hit him.
I'm in a horrible spot.
He's right, he's right.
Back it up.
Damn.
See you, boys, with that bush.
Where you at, P?
Up there you're ready
Oh what?
You got me i think?
Right under, right under
Who do you guys see at 3x?
slowly, slowly, slowly
Oh, oh, oh, I got broke
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
We're back boys!
We're back!
We are back!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's my turn.
My turn.
Do not come, do not come.
Oh, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Um...
I'll take it.
Are they good?
No, they seem to have changed me.
I don't know.
I'm glad to see you, brother.
So that's good, I'm glad to see you.
We're out of the ring, you're the first.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We're bad, but we should die and make you shoot.
I forgot you could do all this.
It's getting to the center.
Yeah, it's coming.
Get a shoot down.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I actually sit, Chris Crossbrough, you were hilarious.
I had to go.
That is crazy.
What, you go home behind me again?
I'm tired of that.
I'm tired of that.
You're the people who survived over here?
Did you just hide you in the complex?
The hell?
Fuck you!
No, no, no, fuck you!
Oh, no, no, no, good to fuck you!
No, sir, sir, sir, fuck you!
Oh, I would be obliged fuck you good sir
I don't know if you cast was part of this team he's like
I
I
Finally! One down!
Nice, one down!
DUN!
Oh shit, oh shit, I don't think he's gonna be safe.
Oh shit.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
I'm gonna put a heavy one.
Oh my god, you're not gonna be safe.
Don't go up there, don't go up there, don't go up there.
Go here!
Go on, hit my wall.
Right, shoot.
Get right back, workin'!
Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back!
I see you!
Get the one that you're following me around,
go, go, go, go, get back!
Get back to the rampart!
Fuck it!
Get back, get back, get back!
Hey, I don't fucking run, I'm not gonna lie.
I'll get you, I'll get you, get you, get you!
Yeah, there I go.
Okay.
Oh
You guys you don't do one I'm dog ass with the signals. I can't
I'm gonna kill you.
You have to kill me.
You can do it.
Double kill me.
I'm gonna put all of my-
Charge!
Break closer.
You down him?
Okay, alright.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Keep on.
Oh my god!
You go back, go back.
I
Oh
Bastard
We go back
We got Craig red
You're quiet. You're too quiet.
I thought something was left. Care if there's any?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, behind you.
Stay safe. Hold up! Nice.
Oh, is there two in there?
This big kid over here.
I think they're, yeah, I think they're all in there.
Holy shit, I'm cheating.
I'm gonna go over the future. I get to see the future. I get to see the future.
I love that.
Boys, they're fucking scared.
Oh.
Nick, you up or no?
Coming on, coming on, coming on.
Guys, it's English!
DUDE!
Javi, boy, I died through, Javi.
They didn't even stand a chance.
They didn't even stand a chance.
Ooh, ah!
Ooh, ah!
Fuck yeah, man.
See the damage?
Okay, I don't know.
Fuck you, Drak.
Ah!
I'm not using that channel ever again.
I'm booty ass.
I'm booty ass diarrhea.
Yeah, P, you let him get you, bruh.
Not this next time, not this next time.
Warmer parade warm-up round that was a war plan
You can just literally just go through anything you want go up down left right underground
Let's go
I
Actually I see got a great skin actually
This actually really good one actually this actually really good one I
Like the I really like the designs on this one. I really like the designs on this one
Who'd you get it for? Um?
I really like the contrast of the green with the gray and her fat ass.
What?
Her big fat ass.
Oh, I know.
Did you not see it?
Oh, I do see it in large gluteus now that you mention it.
That gluteus is quite enlarged.
That gluteus is quite enlarged, actually.
Now that you've, now that you've, yeah, huh.
Well, I hadn't seen that.
Have you guys seen that before?
I don't, wow.
I do agree.
Now that you've mentioned the enlarged gluteus maximus,
I do observe it.
Now, now that you've mentioned it.
Now that you've mentioned it.
Hmm, right.
Huh.
Interesting.
That's actually very interesting.
That's actually, do you guys know about that?
Hmm, that's very interesting.
you mention that that isn't a large grudy's Maximus huh all right okay first
first time noticing that actually first time noticing that actually
hmm
oh mr. fitness by opening some one good man good um man thank you my boy good
I'll let you do good. I'll let you
I forgot. It's 6 AM but
city. just to be a man. It's a
man. It's not. I've been made
easy. I love you. You're making
games fun again. I'm sorry to
hear that. My boy. I'm sorry
to hear that. It's always
hard to lose a loved one. My
boy. Always hard to lose a
loved one, brother. That's
well, don't get too crazy with
that silly juice. Silly juice
is only for fun times. Don't
I'm glad that you seeking fun a lot of gentlemen. Don't do that. That's the that's the real trap right there big man
That's real trap right there big man
Hope you do as well by the hope you do as well by the Godspeed God be big man
I drink my depression away
I
Like
That was another guy by the way
You ain't back to back back to back
Some water
I'm not drinking this fucking 10% beer so you can drink water over there, look who?
Ah, you're back.
I'll start drinking right now.
I'm the jobmaster.
Wait, you're late.
It's okay.
I have it done.
I have it done.
Go right, go right.
Enemy over there.
Go right, go right.
He's right.
He's right.
What good man, good man!
And I found what we changed about here.
I'll get that on 3-1.
Y'all will be waiting here for a little bit.
Where's the scouts?
Sweet, let's go scouts.
No, that's not what I said about that.
Maybe.
Someone got first blood.
Ah, I got one there.
It is.
Yeah.
Me and James.
I want that.
Dang.
I'm down.
I
Want that
Peter has to be good
I never use that guy I
I cannot hit shot for that thing to save my life
Wait is the R. Are you good? Are you spiked pretty good? Yeah, I was calm
Hold up wait wait wait wait I hold up wait a minute wait
hold up wait a minute
I'm a rat
I'm a fucking swooped into my 2x
I said something a rat
I'm an all the God
how about you
you had a little too much shock in him
let me go ahead and get rid of that
we go 40 would do 40 would do
40 would do 40 would do
40 would do
I'm all good I'm all good
Look at us drag
Apex has always been fucking fire
Oh
That is all we cross the map
There's already only 12 D's left.
I'm trying to get to murder it.
Welcome to rake
Back back here level three
I need is a fucking like
Sealed thing
Yeah, the boost the boost you this
I might get this actually.
The frag grenade? Oh yeah.
Hey, we got even an overflow bad boy.
Yeah, I see one.
Frag fucking...
Yanked it right out from under me.
you know what's funny is he I would have gotten it if he hadn't sold my two eggs
because it made me pause but he stole my two eggs dropped it for me went to the
next pillow is right there
yeah be quicker than that
fuck you so hard
fuck, fuck, fuck
I'm gonna slide it out and get a fart on it a little
Oh my god, you're still alive, my boys.
My team's from over here.
Oh, Bobby.
Oh, Mr. Dobby and Mr. Puffy.
My one-minute change of words.
Good man.
Good man.
Mr. Keyes, you missed a big name.
My one-minute change of words.
Good man.
Good man.
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, my boys.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, Mr. Barrel.
Okay, I got it.
I got it by me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Guys, guys, next time there's a bridge full of sticky gas
That's not sitting in it for five minutes
Oh
Guys guys next time there's a bridge full of sticky guys
That's not set in it for five minutes
You guys will apply
Do they much up here that that was not how I remember it that was I stepped on the edge of that bridge and lost 75% of my help
I
Fuck man, you're one bro. Well, you get me after the fact. Yeah, cuz I was fucking cooked in it for ten minutes
Yeah, so you set up fucking camp in the middle of the stinky bridge
We we knocked the cost so his shit still goes off when they're dead. Oh
I don't know
Well, yeah, when he's dead, yeah
We don't know what he's doing.
The team's dead and he goes away, I think.
Didn't we kill him?
Oh, I don't know.
We killed him.
Drag out bread.
Fuck, he's got bread.
Jesus Christ.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh.
Fuck, you got bread.
You got bread, then.
When he got hit, I know he got this week.
I can't let Brad get out man.
That was where we went wrong.
I had the wrong role.
He didn't look very one.
He didn't look very one.
He didn't look very one.
I can't bring more dead.
Mr. Gonzalez, but let's RIDE!
Good a man, good a maaaan!
You guys, you had it right, this motherfucker peanut.
This is what he has.
He's gotta be Vod out there, man.
I'm almost going out of range.
He swapped before all the controllers swapped to PC.
Well, who swapped where?
Who swam, where?
Who?
Where? Why?
Where? On what?
What was last time you were like playing Apex like crazy, peanut?
Oh, years.
Oh, okay, fuck.
Right down, drag, right down, right down.
Right down.
Jumping, remember to check your mouth closed for bugs.
Oh yeah.
There we go.
Run!
We got one.
I can't tell.
We got, yep, and they're going for the light.
You guys wanna go for the light or no?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Run, they're on it.
Come here.
under me under me peanut
in this room in this room
you right here you right here
open
watch out behind you behind you
You're about to get fucked
You'd revive it all
now
what's up
got his head
who's the other side
Oh
They're back
Yeah, you're gonna be there
No
I don't know what the music you
I
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm killing him!
I'm gonna kill him!
What?
Give him a wave!
We can try!
One down!
F**k!
One more try!
Hey what's going on? What's going on?
Come on, we're going right, we're going right.
me
hear me, hear me
he's there, he's there
oh my god i'm almost clear
he's dead, he's dead
He's on the side of the building.
I got the overflow, I got the overflow!
Nice.
She's right here, she's right here.
She's right here, she's right here.
Come on.
Yeah, she's right here.
I think.
God! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I can't, I'm still killed.
Oh
My god, there's a guy right there. Holy shit
Let's go baby. Oh my god, they're right there.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. Go, go, go!
I can just keep stimming.
I'm scared to crack that.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, people!
Let's run!
This is not the right way.
No, this is so bad for Peter's brain.
He's fucking...
Oh, look at that!
Oh, I'm getting it!
Oh, I'm getting it.
I'm going to...
Alright.
I have between the shots.
What's what's power boost boost like you're old and you're in your in your
I
have to get one
yep sorry
hard to split
lady lady lady
you die
there we go
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Did you die for the win?
I can't.
Yeah, okay.
I'm gone.
I'm gone!
Oh my!
I'm gone!
I'm on the walls.
He's better, he's better.
Ah!
So we have, we have decent zone.
Yeah, we're chillin, we're chillin.
Dude, how many grenades do these fuckers have?
Recharging my shields. One sec.
Okay, so this is that way.
Yeah, yeah, behind, behind, behind you.
They're close, they're close, yeah.
They're fucking rich, super close.
Then you're left
Last two teams are on copy charges.
Damn.
Where?
Got one?
Got two, got two.
Charge!
Nice.
What?
Did I miss anything?
I'll be here to you.
Got him?
No, I don't have him!
Nice.
Die!
Last time I was with you.
That's enough.
Minus is good.
She wants you to run.
I'll come back.
I'll come back.
Okay.
Thanks for the back.
Look at that.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
I'll be. Fuck. Yeah. Nice. Give
me back in. Give me back in.
Give me back in there. Give me back in there.
To be fair, I died off the rips. I had
I see you guys in there but I can't. I can't be in.
It's gonna be a while to get going man. I didn't get any damage to the very end.
Oh my god. This guy had 4500. What's up?
I'm feeling it!
This is the CLOUD!
I'm gonna get this a CLOUD!
I need math. I...
Where is Hunter's Doctor at?
Where is Hunter's Doctor at?
Where is Hunter's Doctor at?
Give me Hunter's Doctor!
Give me Hunter's Doctor!
Enough or nothing, bro.
Octane's like the perfect fucking character for being a man.
He's just stabbing himself with
three fucking three
fucking boys lock it let's do it again
back in the back in the right now
skin
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's happy, he's happy, boo.
Man.
Hey, you know what's in the charge?
You're like that?
I'm kind of salty enough before we get on this.
Yo, we got it. No, we got it to you.
Yeah, there's something missing, Jack.
So basically, I started last time.
I'm impressed.
three fellow
here in the back.
We don't get off.
Yeah, that was.
Hold on. Hold on.
Whatever you say.
There's a lot of
individuality, you know, but I'm looking at three
This is just one, two games in an effect ranking.
In a row.
And y'all have not played this game in years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Too straight.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
This is for three.
This is for three.
Three for three.
Three for three.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go, boys.
See?
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
The color is the P-pods.
I
Drag
Okay
Recall us the fucking P-pods P-pods
Yeah, boo boo
Be my former a former apex team was trypods. No one was the people
Trypods
That's a hot name. I'll give you that. That's a hot name.
Drop by. That's a hot name. That's a hot name.
If in April we have one team, two teams, three teams.
Let's go right, let's go right side.
We have one team right. We do, we do, we do.
I'm going to land here. I'm on the left.
Two teams, two teams.
I
Recharging my shields. One sec. Where'd they go?
Okay.
I got the blue. Hot.
Why is he shooting you?
I don't know.
What?
What the fuck is that?
Fighting on the right?
Okay, here.
Right here.
over there
I think we just push it up top left, you'll see my break boys.
I'm down.
They just have wingman in the worldwide.
Where?
On the bridge, on the bridge.
On the bridge, on the bridge.
Go, go, go, go!
What the hell?
Oh, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Hell!
You know, all the way up here.
Ah! Coming down!
Yeah, we need to prepare for this.
Yeah.
Flash!
Probably clue.
Is that any clue?
Q'd you?
Your flash, your flash, your flash.
There's one!
That's the one, the one behind the bridge.
Yeah, behind, behind the bridge.
Oh, my head, not good.
I got one.
Wait, we should go forward, boys.
Come on, come on.
We're a little bit of a pinch.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
One through that way.
Yep, yep.
I got a jump at two.
Nice.
Use it, you gotta.
You guys are after us, they want us back.
Just play on us again, again, again.
They think we're sexy, they think we're sexy, they want to have sex with us.
Get hot, come on.
I'm back.
I am.
Oh my God.
Yo, go in the frag, go in the frag, go in the frag.
I'm gonna follow the dragon and if they chase the man, they're probably going to be able to turn a kill, okay?
Let's get this. Come here, we got him.
Isn't that Billy? I have him on my cell.
Who's that?
You see that piece of the voice?
A little bit.
Ready for them to push.
They will push.
They like us.
They think we're sexy.
Sexy and hot.
I'm getting hot!
Why are you guys so sexy?
Yeah, the manuals. One shield.
We only got one P.
Over here.
Holy shit!
I'll lower it guy.
Okay, well done.
Mate, you're 60.
Come here, come here.
Got one dead. Nice.
Get out.
Come on, come on, come on.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Get out.
Shoot.
I think it's your team.
I think it's your team.
Be careful.
I'm going to pitch a ping.
If you want to be serious.
Holy shit, I'm mad.
Oh!
Oh!
What?
I'm going to have to score three to heavens.
Oh!
I can do it.
What?
Two, two, two, two, two up here.
I
Know what now?
Stupid bitch
Lock it in boys
I'm a cheque.
I'm a nuclear leader.
I think.
Do we not bring in the light?
What's that?
What's that RE?
All six here.
Mid range.
Do that.
I'll keep right here.
All right, boys.
Do you have me?
I hear you, team.
Who's that?
Straight west.
Get one right here by this full clip.
Retract her whatever the shit.
I'm going in!
Alright, I'm going in.
Two, six.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Uh, of course, man.
Good much, good much!
Oh, fuck, good much.
It'd be like that.
It's like, what's your name?
It's like, what's your name?
It's like, what's your name?
It's like, what's your name?
It's like, what's your name?
Power boost.
Hmm.
Huh?
Hmm.
I don't know if it's good, but the power, it feels pretty good.
Ready, set, go!
You good?
Are you ever here?
Shit, shit, shit.
I don't know if it's good, but the power, it feels pretty good.
It's
Don't come in don't come in you have a boy do you have a
Yeah, he's not missing.
Usually, he's here.
Go left, go left.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
On the bunch, on the bunch!
They're back.
They're back to a team. They're getting held.
They're trying to kill, you know.
Octane.
There.
Dead.
back to you back to you back to you back to you back.
Now, you're back, you're back.
Now you're back.
It's coming dead.
And more?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold him here.
Almost over.
99.
Um, uh...
We're getting shot boned right now.
Steady.
It's all good.
Are they going to blow it?
I think it's going to.
I think it's going to.
I think it's going to.
We'll get one bad, we'll get one bad!
One one one one one one!
Stand nice!
I'm going in!
We're team, we're team!
Oh, that was strong.
Just awesome, man!
Almost!
I'm trying to find that team, everybody uses.
Take it like a...
Don't do it.
Last few ones.
Thirty seconds until the roof closed.
There it is.
You like cutting a close, huh?
That's one, that's one, boys!
Okay.
This finishes fight.
Marking.
It's go time!
It's go time!
It's go time!
AHHHHHHHHH!
What are they shooting at?
They're shooting at us!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'm not sure but I'm actually flying with it right now.
I'm just kidding.
Need for three boys?
Come on now, baby.
Three for three boys?
three
Run for team!
Oh, there we are!
We do!
Hooray!
We're in the team!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
We're making it again!
We're one, we're one!
Three for three, three for three!
Ah, two shabby boys!
Ah, two shabby!
Shall we make it four for four?
Absolutely, brother!
Four for four?
Four for four?
I hate to admit it, man, but the fucking hooks are getting in.
No, man, no!
I'm not gonna do easy. Too easy.
There was a lot of boys that was
going to be right here.
I'm just like, yeah, fuck off.
Both of you, man.
I don't get it.
Oh, thanks.
I get those numbers up.
I know.
Big man.
I'm about to take a fucking
Adderall.
Cracky
Thank you, my boys
You be a flat we're there
Yeah, but but we're in the lobby. I'm a platform
33 cute up. I'm almost back to are you not cute up? Yeah, you don't get up. How are you? Okay?
How is dick bugs plato? Oh?
Hey, buddy, so where's we're on the team watch who you talking to okay?
I've played fucking three and a half games. I had a p20 and evade. Okay. Wait till I give my guns
Wait till I give my fucking guns, buddy
That's the guns it guys oh bad guys it's the guns oh guys it's the guns it's the
gun guys guys guys it's the guns guys guys it's the guns guys guys it's the
guns it's the gun the guys guys guys guys it's the guns 500 fucking damage
Julie by the way I see what you're doing and direct I saw you try to do it that
Mm-hmm. Zygons. Don't worry, we all know it's Zygons.
I'm the jumpmaster.
Fuck it, boys.
Fuck it in.
Fuck it in.
Fuck it in.
I'm taking this out. I'm taking this out. Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
We're gonna go...
We're gonna go...
What? Where?
Oh.
Dolphin Siphon!
Fuck yeah.
fuck yeah
follow me boys
follow me boy
yeah we yeah on the other side
we take mid, we take mid
oh no they're already coming
they're gonna be so easy
what the fuck is that
yo enemy landed near me
oh wait wait team on us
team on I take care
is the back gonna be tracking the back of the
Yeah, you gotta be
Thank you mods all deal with that loser in a little bit
I'm so lucky. I'm so lucky. It's too emo mode. Whatever he does his thing
I've got a special little program for losing like that, and I'll be sexy a little somebody
We will get that motherfucker banned so hard. He has to move countries to you twins again
Don't you worry boys?
I think she was very honest.
Yeah, I'm ready.
OK, I just got three tapped.
On your peel, on your peel.
Got him dead.
Nice.
Got him.
Yeah, we're going to do it.
All right, fast.
Watch this, guys.
Someone down.
Oh.
He died.
Oh my god, it's on the tank.
Well, what's the RE, the RE's like a charge app or something?
Yeah, yeah.
Shoot faster as you shoot it.
We don't need to shoot green reeds.
Be close, close.
It's new, it's new, it's new.
Do something, something.
For the dead enemy there.
There you go.
You touch my shield.
Flash.
On a...
Oh!
Going in!
Where'd she go?
Walking in a week.
Oh, she's gone.
Oh my god, oh my man.
Oh
Sitting cool there the chatbot oh
Don't worry still worries. Don't you worry that gentleman in every single body's God is gonna fucking eat my
I would suggest that fella leaves immediately
And hope that I'm too lazy to do something about that
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Perfect. What? That up? Go to speed speed. I'm going to stay again. Wait, is there a
craft anywhere? Okay, it's better. Alright, kill one. Come on. Come on. They have
I
I
Moves got the moves. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm dead. I got this man though
He's on your tail drag
I
Believe what's the god
That is crazy that gun is crazy. I saw that
This is not the only truth, it's right down there man.
I kind of fucked up that round.
I threw, I threw, I threw.
Wait, so what, do you, everybody's getting chatbind or something?
Oh yeah, chatbind.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whee, whee, whee.
Whee.
And it's okay.
And it's okay.
And it's okay.
Whee.
Holy shit, oh man
Was tapped by me that means they get they get a bunch of different twitch accounts to all say the same thing and then they spam it like
If you spam a sentence and copy to paste it, but instead of one person doing it they get like 5,000 accounts
Why because he's a loser
There's literally no other reason
But don't you worry boys, don't you worry old pop of Peter the
You'll help them out. You'll have bad gentlemen out. He will help that gentleman out
He won't look you will be what's to see. I'll be making the next 5,000 accounts better get started on those g-mails big man
Better get started on those g-mails big man.
Get it going, get it started.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I could play Arc earlier.
Well.
Mind if I could get to be the first voice?
What happened to you?
I think you can change.
That's a scene.
Alright, alright. Well, we didn't go 4 for 4, but that's okay.
That's okay.
Redemption round.
Those guys were good by the way. Those guys were good.
They were aftereffects.
Locked in.
Yeah.
They could stay out nice and easy, Nickmerks.
Oh, sure, Captain.
Do you like dick?
Holy shit.
Yes, Captain! Yes, Captain!
Fuck it in boy. Fuck it in.
Fuck it in boy!
I need to change.
Look at that.
You have straight up in here.
I already 45 on the air.
I asked my dad.
I was like, dad, would you help me move down to Miami?
He was like, sure, baby.
60 seconds until they let me go.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Can you come out?
You know what?
You're better for it.
You're just better for it, man.
I don't know if they...
It was already 45 in that pill, by the way.
I had had had.
Yeah, you need to be in this in the first place.
That's funny.
I need to stay full.
Get shot!
Out, out, out.
Yep, come across.
Good job, good job.
Follow me, boys.
There's some, some, what you find.
There's some, some.
Anything it all do.
Anything.
We need to get that Evo if we can.
Can someone get the Evo?
It's on the other side.
I'll take all of them.
All of them?
Nice.
Well, I have sheep garment.
But I am sorry.
Wait, what are you doing?
Oh, right under, right under.
I don't think there's any monkeys.
I'll get the Evo for us, boys.
Range closing.
I gotta get a little something, something.
I need a snake.
He's not very lucid if we over here
You get out of here I
Would love to win that is not poop diarrhea garbage that would be great
coming
Here we go now we're cooking boys. I'm fully out of cells was
I'm good to go
They're they're gonna leave walking out back. Let's kill on them
Oh my god my fucking shit.
Oh, dead!
I don't know.
Die!
They're not getting back up from that.
Hey, are you back?
You should try it sometime.
Hold up. We should aid those guys.
Wait here, they were-
No, no, I'm down.
The crypto drone's coming for his banner.
I'm fucking laying on this guy, Jack.
Where? I'm coming.
He's somewhere you somewhere here
You go up that tower over there
You're the hooligan dad
Yeah
There's another one somewhere. He got his banner
Holy shit
Give me a quick step. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
How tall is this thing?
I'm not seeing him. I'm not seeing him
These guys are a loose and
Fuck you and your ego
Let's go!
There's the evil who you have run by.
It was right here, by the way. It was right here.
Oh, my apologies.
Apologies.
Missing blood, missing blood.
Apologies, boys.
Get over there!
They're right behind us.
I
We the hell these people at
Through the in harvesters behind us in that joke
I'm gonna hit my RE this thing
I
See fuck up. I'm gonna load up
Where?
What?
Where are you going?
Are you sure?
Are we coming?
Oh, grab the loot!
We got a lot of guys!
Double...
Double the mass.
That's it?
We got this.
Here we go.
There we go.
Now we ride.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming.
You guys got him?
Nice shots boys.
I will be taking that, I will be taking that.
Thank you good day.
I'm scared player.
Get that Evo drag please.
I got it don't you worry
Oh shit
We're dead
All right, and there's two teams you guys
This is the shooting
One broke, one broke.
He's not dead.
One more.
One more, one more, one more.
Nice.
Good job
How me, me?
Good work, good work
Thanks
This is nice
You guys, newt, there's newt here now
Oh my God!
Ah yes!
I under, I under
Watch your right, watch your right
Holy shit, you guys are good
You guys are handsome, you guys are handsome
Holy shit, we're gonna die
He's dead
Oh you got 30 you got 30
What the hell was that?
Is that your grenade?
No, no!
What just happened there?
Who's name was that?
I see someone out there.
Did we get him?
I think I'm starting a different team.
Tell me that guy and me died to the same grenade and we both
mold our team's loss because of that.
Perfect, perfect.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
Great news. We're some lucky boys. We're some lucky boys.
Help.
We're fine though.
No, yeah, we're fine. We're fine. Next one next one next one next one next one hundred percent hundred percent
I'm making some water this is dirty work. Let me get a little bit. Let me get a little bit more water. I'll be I'll be right back
I'll be right back
I'll be right back
now is a good time to reflect on what brought you here
I'm the Joe Master which should go without saying
come by custody update for a code lock
give me jump
I have a turn I have a turn
give me jump give me jump give me jump
jump jump jump
just pass jump and then you can do a run
I have a turn I have a turn
pass jump pass jump
I have a turn
Let's go!
Let's ride!
Yeah, let's go!
Ah-ah! Ah-ah! Ah-ah!
LET'S RIDE!
There's one more. There's one.
There's two more.
Hey, there's nobody here. I'm going all the way down.
Okay!
I'm going to go beyond it.
I'm going to do something, something.
You guys might be getting dropped on late, maybe.
Nice.
Weapons enhanced.
Attention.
First blood.
And haunt my weapon.
Get ready.
Back.
We got a first worm for the brothers.
Hey, we're ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
I
Can't eat you again
They nerf the damage so just doesn't hit any more like you used to
I would love a scowl that's care-packed
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
Let me see your single fire.
Let me see something.
Yeah, show us that trigger thing again.
I got one.
I got one.
I need that peace keep out yawning there oh my god
I suck on the arms
I'm a coming I'm a coming thank you good sir
absolutely I threw one away about 30 seconds yo
Okay, sweet fuck you
There's busy busy
Let's proceed
There's some jump
I let go kill people
Let's go out yonder.
Take a little again, man.
We should go to frag.
We should go to frag.
Coming to you guys, and then we'll go frag.
All righty, all righty.
That's where they're going to be.
That's going to kick.
Yeah, I'm out of.
Now we're coming out.
I'm out.
Get him.
Coming to me.
You're going for now?
Yeah.
They're all coming to me.
I almost got two.
Oh
I'm sorry.
I can do it.
We just took out the
Oh, excuse me, Mr.
Rayling.
Excuse me, Mr.
right now. You guys don't
want to get it. You get that
evil team, bitch.
Alright, bro. You're you're
going to like that evil.
Make that pussy turn purple.
Oh
Where's what people at
Let's slide landslide
There's some trouble there. Oh, they got two P 20 20s be careful. Oh
My god, oh my god
He said the boys said the more
Holy shit, that's the way to listen again
We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. Oh my god
the way you did the little
little
little
little
little
and boys where has our mojo gone?
Where is our mojo at?
We were killing it and killing it and killing it
and now we're getting our shit stomped.
Yeah, we need no gas.
When we should cause it, we should just go the other way.
Guys, I think we need team affirmations.
I say we all go around and everybody says something nice about the next place.
I'll go first
Nick Merck's I like the way that you
Rely on your controller to do good
All right now drag you go
No, now Nick has to go and see some nice Bob. Okay. All right. All right Nick Merck's go ahead. Okay drag right?
I like the way
You stream with like no camera because you know you're ugly
Hey, I jack you next
Like it's
You play video games without arms and legs
Hey fuck you all right, okay. All right. Okay now
All right, let's get in there let's get in there. Let's get in there
Let's get in there. All right team affirmations done now. It's really time to go. That's really time to lock it in
Yeah, I don't know why we had to turn it up to ten right there on that last affirmation
You just you set the tone Nick. Okay. I said I'm I I feel like I said
Yeah, yeah, definitely after one was peanut. Yeah, chapter one chapter one blame me for him creating the book
Like you're cute the way like a snapping turtles cute
Like I go
Racism in the jet. Yeah
I don't know what the hell is going on right here guys lock it in lock it in enough goop little round enough goop all around
Lock it in a plant. I'm playing cosmic
Hold up wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waiting in chat meeting in chat from the chat right here
Nick got to start acting his height
Can you get one?
I'm gonna get some
Mr. Copenhagen, I will find some boy good man good a man
Thank you, mom. What do you think about it? Oh
Yeah
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We're back in we're back in it
We're out of it for a little bit now we're back in it. Let's see how
Don't touch the B-20, you never know.
I'm seeing three of them.
Keep moving.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Quicker.
My bad, my bad boys.
Quicker I'm black my bad boys. I'm a boy my man
No, it's not I was following you the job
I'm gonna lead at the top.
Oh, no!
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
I just got points for it.
All my health.
Everyone wait.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
I did it!
Nice.
Hello, dude.
All right, I'm dead.
I just had two points.
We've only ran into this team six times today.
I think we need one more round of team affirmations.
Alright, one more round of team affirmations then we go back in, okay?
I'll go first.
I'll go first, okay?
I like the way you are short enough that I can grab your hands and swing you around and go weeeeee weeeeee
Alright now Jack it's your turn
No I think it's mine
Oh sorry I think it's mine
Go ahead, go ahead
I like. I like. I'll be a nice.
Go ahead. I like the way that you named your community the drag queen. I said it.
You did that. No, no, no. You call them the drag queens. They're the drag holes.
Oh, my bad. I thought it was the
drag queens. No, no, no, no, no.
You're turned. You're turned. You're
turned. You're turned. Go ahead.
I like the way that that last game
really showed that you do play
without hands. I got I feel like
I was very similar to the first
affirmation. Um, I reiterate
but it's the other way. It is
How do you take out a fucking peanut?
Okay, good affirmations good affirmations good affirmations everybody okay now now we get in there now we get in there
Some lock it in some lock it in
You boys play oxen I'm a synod by chance I do not
That fucking
Well arch survival ascended
Yes, it's the dinosaur game. Yes
With you man because you you robbed Genji's t-rex
Okay
It wasn't even me
Secondly, it was a pterodon
Not it and then it dies. He didn't have a t-rex
It was a pterodon and I gave it to John to look after and he
fucking lost it
Not me not me buddy
Because I'm what I did was I went to extinction and I got Monagmars for the entire team and
and are currently in the process of braiding them
so that everybody on the team can have one
mary no man i i i i thought john will fucking dinosaur you would
you steal it and i know you would i would not steal your dinosaur and i would
never see my dad
yes you would
i would never see your dad is what i would never see your dad's or i get the
cool ones with the horns
the t-rex with the horns
it's a condos or
Something car to store. Yeah. Oh, you're dinosaur. I know my dinosaurs. I'm
I'm black just
Alright guys, let's do the thing let's go all the affirmations are out
Oh, he just plugged his twitch right on my life stream.
Dammit, dammit, he got us again, he got us again, he got us again, he got us again.
Block it in, boys, block it in.
It seemed to do exactly what he did, John, but look at what you started.
Energy bin, gold deep.
It'd be a good idea to go there.
Yeah, we have a party.
There's a lot of people out there, I think we go close.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, the lead boys.
I
Have a B20 and you can find me now do what I will trade you
I'm gonna go up here
Let's kill him
Holy shit, oh my god guys guys I shot kill that one kill that one kill that one
I
Did the wrong button one more time
I
I
What we doing? I
Need all new weapons here a beekeeper on the line I have
Thank you, sir
Oh my god. Hey, how you doing? Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Glad we're back. And
I keep hitting the wrong button. Perfect.
Come on, motherfuckers!
We need to go far, I think.
Little bit of healing.
I'm going far.
I'm going far, I think.
I just want to get ammo like that.
I'm going far.
I'm coming with you, Mr. Knick-Lex.
Well, flick.
Yeah, pull up one. You got the upper level from the bridge.
Let's kill him
Okay
I am severely described the outcome of that situation
We're back
We have a mobi
Thank you good
They'll get us they'll get us
We're back.
I'm coming in boys.
Holy shit, we're gonna die.
OH MY GOD!
WHAAAAAT?!
Throw him right off, throw him right off, for you.
Come here!
Take my health, take my health, take my health, take my health!
Take my health!
I'm dead, he's on my...
100% dead, he's on my...
Take my health!
I can't...
You gotta pull me, you gotta pull me, you gotta pull me.
Alright.
Holy fucking shit!
And dead.
Ah!
Perfect.
Ah!
Go ahead and shove a knee whenever you are ready to turn!
Thank you boys, thank you boys!
Hey!
I'm gonna die.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
He's in hell, he's in hell.
I don't know what's happening!
You guys won't leave us alone, we're out of the zone!
What, what, what, he's out of the zone!
Fuck!
Hey, we're getting some time out the ass right now
I'm out of here completely
Oh my god
Guys I think we need another round
I mean what I mean one more round of team affirmations one more out of team
affirmations I or something I okay yeah yeah yes I believe so I believe sure
yeah yeah do we do one more on the team affirmations Nick I like the way your
beard doesn't connect fuck I was gonna say that shit I gotta think of a hold on
the one I like the way your lips look like a big fish like a large mouth bass
fish that I could just fucking you know I could just you know I love that thank
Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Okay. I like
Big Mac I know no, no, I've never seen track in my entire fucking life. I'm in your YouTube video. I
did
Okay, let me let me pull it off so I can insult you correctly
Fuck
Let me pull this up so I can so make sure I get my insults correct
I'm going to bed. Let's see here. Hold on. You say go ahead and turn that face came on for me chief
We might turn that face came on for me chief. I
Can't talk connected you gotta go YouTube. Oh
My god, all right, okay
Let's see here back like where is Drac at I type in drac. Are you Lord draconial?
nope
how I
I do it. Okay. Now I'm getting a guy that looks like a vampire. He said he's in your YouTube
I I literally see a YouTube video
Thank you for showing a picture of your face
Okay, all right, you know what all right
Nick works. I like the way that you purposely shave holes in your be-in so that people with patchy be-ins feel better about themselves
All right, I'm gonna go with that one. I'm gonna go with that one
You went double up on me. I'm gonna that one. I'm going on that one. I'm going on that one. I'm going on that one
That was fine. That was fine. That was fine. That was fine. That was fine. That was fine
We'll see with that one until I have a picture of pictures motherfuckers. They can't can't grow facial hair talking to me about facial hair
I'm buddy. Hi, I'm Bell
Hi, buddy. Oh, we're gonna have a lobby just walking
Why?
Oh, we are never in lives perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect. What a sweet light
When they sweep, where'd it go three?
All right, starting a series.
Starting a series.
All right, LG.
LG.
LG?
Who we died real quick like?
You're not in fun?
I've had so much fun.
I can't go to bed.
Where's the bottle, Merckx?
Oh.
What are you talking about?
Where's Pro League Merckx?
Yeah, well, yeah, well, it's pro guy, pro guy Merckx, pro man.
I'm gonna take Merckx, pro man guy, Merckx.
That's a constant.
Fuck it in, boys, fuck it in.
This is the win right here.
This is the win right here.
This is the win right here.
We're doing a lot of sacking.
What if we just got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Looks far over there.
I love this part!
Ha ha!
Let's RIDE!
Do a right there, P.C. man.
Good boss, good boss.
Okay, okay.
Here, there we go.
Do you want anything?
Good boss, good boss!
Have a way man, good luck.
Same, same thing.
I
Where'd he go?
Holy shit
What was that? What just happened?
Oh, jeez.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Fucking kidding me.
Bring it back, bring it back, y'all, bring it back, y'all.
Don't you ever make this, don't you ever make this.
Ready up, ready up.
Not easy, not easy.
We need like a better land, I think.
Yeah, better land, better land, better land.
It's unlocked in some lock it in
You see waters, do you work?
No, no, I did I got a wingman. I do this motherfucker guys
I don't want to end it jump break the news to you, but I think we might be getting seaside
Yeah, just a little bit just a little just a little back just a little manage
But don't worry, don't worry, we can overcome any challenge if we work as a team.
That's right, that's right.
This next game is going to be our best game of the night, I guarantee you.
You're actually not getting stream time.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, we're playing ranked.
FPS Malik said we're not getting stream time, we're good.
Oh
That was a good one
That was good fun, I was worried
They got a gun first person shooter
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, how do you serious having a serious wait anonymous mode?
We actually should do that what guys I try to you that anonymous mode. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we should actually do that go settings. Okay game play
All the way the bottom enabled by disabled
Oh, it was that what was that it was that new?
It doesn't so right now when you kill someone in the co-feed it shows the burpee night
In the co-feed
Okay, I chill are relaxed though
I don't know. I don't know.
I tried telling you man. I
understand. No, you didn't.
Yeah, when we were the chain
squad, I was like, oh, well,
that's how you try telling us.
I told you guys, you know,
I don't know how that's going to
help at all. Are they are they
watching our screens? No, but
Yeah, yeah, but are they
Watching our screens. Okay, right. We are avoiding a
Delete the tree. No, we're not there's still a tree with a million brands. We're taking one branch off. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's a win
Oh, all right. Oh
Alright
Let's lock it in let's lock it in we can do this
Perfect disaster
Yeah, I should be go climatizer
To a jumble a little bit
That's right
last game best game last game best game
what's your thing what's your thing if we hit that fucking balloon
no no
We have good boots I think.
Look at it boys!
Oh my god I might want to grab the rim.
We're good, we're good boys.
This is the win, this is the win right here.
100%
This is the win right here.
I got my guns too.
Let's go.
Oh, I got a little phone as well.
This is the game boys.
This is the game.
Oh yeah, this is the game.
One second.
Okay.
I
What is that red thing that pops when I jump I think it's a super boost if you time it right you like go flying
Super boost
Super boost
super glide boost super boost line
I'm going to fuck you man
I'm going to fuck you now you out
I'll do it for the team I'll do it for America
holy shit I'll brave you're good man
Oh my goodness! Tingle, Tingle, Tingle!
Is it okay?
You said something?
Oh, we're at the entrance.
Are we going?
We're up here, right?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Yes, you, yes, you!
Flash, flash, flash!
Alright.
He's already low!
That's my pre-Q!
Hold up, hold up, hold up!
On the mirage!
Fuck.
I think he's down.
Re-Head up, Re-Head up!
I'm gonna move. Oh my goodness.
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
This way, she went right for me.
Where are you, Nick? I'm gonna kill you.
Are we under it?
give me a
Now we're back boys now we're back boys
Haha, we're back boys!
We're back!
Lock it in.
I got player bigot.
Got you.
Can I have another light, guys?
New kill leader.
Wonder what it is.
You didn't get it?
Yeah, I got the lights.
It's an opponent over there.
Let's go kill him.
Did he say go?
Are we clear?
Come on, let's go.
How's that him like? Is it good?
It's fucking good, yeah.
Oh shit.
It doesn't move at all.
It's crazy.
Oh my god.
We're creased.
I'm beeping I'm beeping
They were they were
smart here right?
They should be under it
Someone else is over there
Yeah there's boxes in here
I'll not see them
Oh I hit him with the right blowy the right blowy
I got him
Oh my
Oh, who's shit?
That's my game.
Down, down.
He's the piece, you know, maybe.
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!
It's a seer.
What the fuck?
It's not a seer, dude.
Fuck it!
Push it up.
It's a push, it's a push.
No, I was, I was focused.
I know, I know, I know.
There is a push.
It's a push.
It's a push.
I'm going in!
I wasp-w-w-w-w.
I
Okay
I
Something something here we go not too savvy boys
I need that, come on, don't say something to me like that.
Oh, I can't upgrade any more, all right, let's proceed, let's proceed, I do
What next, victims?
Uh, well, let me scan this report.
Hm, copy.
Nothing engaged.
You're the next hoodigans.
Jesus.
Keep your peepers open.
Yeah, I see.
Nice.
Honest.
In my mind, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yep.
Rival of air.
What have you said?
Go!
Yeah
Yeah!
Are those okay?
Yeah, yeah, they're okay.
I'm broke, I'm broke.
I'm not gonna be that great.
The one's bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck it!
Is it a little bad?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
God!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We're back boys, we're back.
We are back.
We're wearing this one.
100%
Take care pack up there.
Excuse me.
Can't pack it.
You can't pack it.
Car.
Med kit's here.
Shield battery's here.
Call my weapons and call us.
Flying?
There's something, something.
So, let's go kill him!
You don't wait for better, no?
No!
On the balloon, I think?
Yeah, I'll take it!
I
I
I'm gonna do it Jesse, I'm gonna do it Jesse!
Hey!
Give me that.
I'm either gonna hit every single one of these or hit not.
Pins on the day.
Over here, over here, over here.
The pins on the day!
I got sneeze.
Love you.
Oh, run for me!
I got some bad guys here.
Oh!
Shit!
Did you see that boy? Did you see that?
Oh
I'm looking at you from fucking over there
We're cooking boy
To the right
Too much too much 45 seconds to ring close amigos
Don't make me carry you up.
Yeah, they ran, they ran.
We go where you go!
Uh, am I right?
Okay.
Both of them are here.
Inside, inside, inside, inside.
Oh, what the hell?
Over there, looks fun.
He'll be back in.
Ready, ready?
Ah, shit!
I
I
That's one we can be proud of for the last game that I write that I
I don't even think me the other
out of team affirmations. I don't
even think it's necessary.
Yo, I had fun. Apex, bro.
Holy shit. Yo, boys. No bullshit.
I think we can hit Predator.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Honestly, you see
my Predator material. Like, yeah,
we play like we own it. Yeah.
You're definitely a Predator. 100%
100%. You do see my Predator. Yeah.
Yeah. With me? Yeah. Are you
seeing your damage and your kills?
You had more than me so you're a better predator
What can I say? I mean since two time back to my parentheses before she's fighting on it was
Well, yeah boys
Some some boys some some that was incredible that was incredible boys. That was fun as fuck. I'm talking about a pex
Is is fucking fire. You can't go wrong with apex. You just can't
Yeah, yeah
You can't go on with apex you can't go on with apex
Boys thank you for the games GGs
Tomorrow DSE tomorrow, maybe early you already know
I'm gonna boys have a good one later
All right boys
Get off. Get off. Get off. Hopefully you boys enjoy the apex. I told you boys I'm trying
to switch up the games a little bit. You know, not for any particular reason just because
I like playing all types of games. I find it really fun. Refreshing when you're playing
something new or something you haven't played in a little bit. I like it. I like
get a little bit of fresh, a little bit of fresh and...
All right, good night now!
Good night everybody!
Good night now, Gage!
Have a good one now, good night now!
Good night everybody!
Good night everybody, good night now!
Here we go, good night, good night!
good night good night everybody good night our gang tonight that boys good
night everybody tonight now have a good one up have a good night now have a
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