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Have a go a day the week it was side boys. How are you modulated to be on this fine dickman Thursday?
A gentleman boys, how are you gentlemen doing?
Uh, mmmm, yes by the way my entire schedule was set back because the lady with the firehouse
subs was extremely late, I'm so behind.
I'm so behind, I'm so behind.
Uh, mmmm, uh, oh, anybody that says moody don't lagging is a bitch by the way, FYI, FYI
same bruises as they say, same bruises as they say, who's with you, that's what I imagine.
I'm a little late, boys! I'm a little late! I have to turn up really quickly!
I didn't fill up my waters, which God knows I need. I'm...
Furnished in...
So, uh...
Get out of here! Shoo! Get out of here! Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!
Uh...
Get out of here!
I gotta turn up! I gotta turn up, boys! I gotta turn up!
Northe- No announcements! No announcements!
Well, actually, there is one announcement we're playing with...
Max Haraway! Hooray!
But that's it. That's the only announcement...
I know that that's that's the only that's been all right now. Let me get this bit in the discord
Sorry, I've heard lately. I've heard lately. Oopsie poopsies. Oopsie poopsies. Oopsie poopsies
One moment one moment
Oh
Here is this food again
Hmm
He's either here. What are you talking about? Well, what do you mean he's waiting on a show? He's not
No, what are you talking about?
You lost me money, yeah, all right buddy, let's not talk about that
All right, buddy. All right pal. All right, buddy. All right, you listen up over here, buddy
You listen up over here that other guy probably cheated or something or or
Was stream sniping that's that's what was going on doing that fine
I have no idea where they're at.
I'm telling you, I've run so far behind night.
He's in a voice-over.
Where the hell is he?
How do you know this?
Is it porn games on Steam?
No, I got gifted.
That is the first thing I heard when I joined up.
Dude, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hello!
Yo, hey!
Hello, everybody!
Hello everybody!
Hello everybody!
We got a game!
Yeah!
Is that...
There's a new guy in the chat
but I've got a super mode on. Is that Max all the way?
No, that's Nico Infinite.
Oh, fuck you! Damn it!
Fuck you! Damn it!
I'm so sorry.
Next time, it'll be Max all the way.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
No worries. All in its side this time.
this time. All in slime. I sent him. Hello. Hello. That's right. It's probably
dead. Yeah. That's a touch. I just want to touch. What a hatch. Yeah. I believe it.
Okay. All right. I said I said I sent Max your Discord. So if you want to give him
perms to join the uh yeah, let me let me see if I can do that. Let me. Yeah,
hopefully doesn't join a public chat. Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
One moment boys, one moment gotta give me Max Holloway's vision.
Yeah, yeah, behind Denny's was crazy last night.
Yeah, I tried connecting to it, I couldn't even, it wouldn't even let me connect.
Uh, we see here Rolls, Streamer, Max Holloway.
Are you sure he joined?
Uh, wait, what's his discord name?
Let's see it publicly online.
Yeah, I don't know about that. Let me say it, let me say it.
Yeah, I sent it to him.
I don't see it when they max hallway. I
Check for blessed MMA
Wait, I see two guys they've blessed but I've got super mode on so I'm telling you now. Oh, no
It's one of those. Do we know the picture? Do we know what the picture looks like?
Hold on. How was drag you like?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got a fucking access. Oh, yeah, bless them made a picture is gold
wait, wait, wait, so what I see is a
Sky blue picture the other one is a giant built man with a black suit on
Okay, well
All right max you enjoy the discord
I
Texted a massive if you joined the court see the answers
The Gatorade doesn't go bad right I kind of got to fill up my water
So I got this week old Gatorade yeah
Yeah, Gatorade goes if it's open it goes bad in like 48 hours might die guys guys this Gatorade go bad
Yes, yes, okay. You guys are all just fucking with me. I already know I guess the sugar expires
Sugar expires
Got any sound right now?
I think it's Jim Shady said,
my friend is very dumb and bought a Tesla.
He wants to use Locking as the sound that plays
when he locks his Chutton Beale.
Can you hook him up with a clear Locking?
Locking!
There you go, big man, there you go, big man.
They do kind of feel like plastic.
I've been in some, I've been in some.
I do like that they can drive themselves out.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, okay, so I have no idea what to fuck to do now.
What what um, well, how are you doing?
DM him on Twitter. I don't
Jeff Bezos over here. I just started following him yesterday
Yeah, maybe but close to you doing I'm lazy. Yeah, I got yeah, I got it. I'm good good
I get over here. It's time to earn some space dollars. He said he said he joined the court. Oh
Okay, hold on and someone's lying
You the drac out of the random guy and he's telling us all it's max hallway
Yes, so max hallways is going online so max hallways is going online do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
I am checking again. You said the name was something that started with black
anime. I'm telling you I see two blessed and it's one with a blue sky and a
giant man in a black suit. It should be that. It's probably that one. Okay let me
take this one. Okay let me check the blue sky and a giant man in a black suit.
Okay, yes, see that's I don't yeah that guy's not my discord. Did you send max holly the wrong discord closey?
No, he not palace
Okay, that's he's the right one that is the right one
That changes this word from the last time I talked to him, I don't know
What he has over here thinking they would just pin pals. I'll talk it all the time
Oh, yeah, maybe from the last correspondence about six years ago. He might have changed his discord
You won't see this, you see this, you believe it then.
Okay, well, okay, then what we do, clumsy, clumsy.
Hey, can you text Max on and say, are you,
what, what is your Discord name?
And then that way we can know for certain,
oh, you know what, I might be putting a space after Blast.
So it's Blast, he texted me saying Blast MMA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, there's a guy in your discord named NotMaxHallAway.
Okay, so it could be anyone but that guy.
Good, good, we're ruling it down, we're wading through the weeds.
Let me see here, it is, it is something.
Oh, I just realized, wait, let me see.
Oh, what?
I still don't see him.
I'm telling you, he is not in here.
I got him.
You see him?
I said we're friend of course.
Wait, did you see the gold?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I see Blast MMA,
but it's not that picture.
It looks like a picture of the Kool-Aid man.
Maybe it's that one.
Maybe, up.
Yeah, but, okay, if I give this guy perms,
it's not next to the line.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
I, okay.
Okay, all right, okay, all right.
Guys, you know what, you know what?
I have to get water anyways.
I have to get a tongue.
you go go yeah go walk around who the fuck max always on discord and and give
it here i'm gonna get some water i'm just water i'm this whole stream is
already scum fuck you guys
this good what if i send him this one
okay how do i see my discord
well this i'm staring at his name
Yeah, guys, I see it, I have returned, I have returned, I have returned, I have returned,
we found Max Halloway how we located him now there's a guy in the discord named
definitely Max Halloway
Max Halloway and blessed MMA
she's eating wait where is he now everyone's adding me to the discord
Oh my gosh.
Perfect.
Perfect, what does we do?
Guys, stop!
There's one called Cloxy Clone, definitely max all the way.
Plus MMA.
This is still not maxed all the way.
Bless all the way.
Perfect.
What does we do?
What does we do?
Like, don't worry, boys.
We'll find them.
Just give us two more minutes.
We'll find them.
We'll find them.
I'm telling you, I got to figure out a system.
The beginning of every one of my streams is an absolute fucking mess, every time.
Every time.
Every time.
I just had to open a voodoo ranger.
I forgot that!
Dammit!
I...
I have it. I have it. I have it.
I'm back. I'm back.
What we say
Well, yeah, I yeah
Go to match his stream and ask what he's streaming right now. Oh wait if he's
Thanks guys, thanks a lot guys
All right, let me get him
And we have one guy, all right, okay, all right, oh, he's on kick, he's on kick, wait,
okay, all right, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Wait, he sent me a, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, he is live on kick, I'm watching him now, I'm gonna text him.
Okay, I'm adding him, I'm adding him on steam, is he good?
I don't know if that's anything.
Got it.
I think now is a good time to reveal the game we're playing tonight, since we are teaching
Max Halloway how to play operators.
No, no, no, he's good at games.
Halloway or Hooligan?
Dude, supposing he's good at Apex too by the way.
He is.
When Hallow makes Max Halloway do something good, we'll give one point to Halloway, and
When he does something bad, he would give one point to Hooligan.
There it is, Mr. Clokesy, there it is.
You see that?
Fuck you.
Dude, what am I?
I'm not doing it.
Where's my point?
Fuck you, and your points.
Where's my points?
We're not actually doing this, he's being called back to Hooligan.
I'll pull this back up when he gets here.
Guys, pretend like you didn't see that and go, whoa,
when I show it next time, like it's the first time you've seen it.
Oh
All right, so
There's a guy with max halloween's picture and his name is peanut. It's me max. Let me in
There's also a guy with Dylan Dennis's photo
Dude, all right, so what's this alley getting me here? What's our next step of attack? Oh, okay? I
I got it. Okay. Okay. What's his name? So I can have you want to use fucking Tim's cord? I think he's intact. Oh, right. We're intense
So we use Tim's cord. I just
Just kind of want to join mine so I can see I can tell people the max always
Actually, let's use mine let's use mine
I'm pulling up his kick stream. I don't know if I'm allowed to show this on dWitch. You want to show kick she's a dWitch?
Yeah
Okay
Okay
Here we go
Okay
He's looking hands. We look at handsome as always look at handsome as always. Oh don't do the chat. Oh shoot. Oh, you're right
Oh, yeah, it shows the chat. Oh my bad my bad. Sorry guys. Sorry my bad
You can show the chat you can show the chat. No, no, I don't think you can show the kick
They changed that they changed that well
I know they showed it didn't say that you can do multi-tap, but I think kick chat specifically might still be under scrutiny
I don't know. I'm just not gonna show like this in case
Show kick chat. I I don't know. I don't care
It's seven twenty nine p.m. And I'm sitting here with my dick in my head
Listen if you think about it you probably have died first right and that is true. That is true
We kind of see a little bit of money
Yeah, good thinking good thinking. Yeah, we're dead good thinking good thinking
All right, okay, so how do we get him in here is he did you join?
Okay, we have to go to your discord. Okay, I sent him your discord. I'm joining now join me the stupid waiting room
Well, yeah, I'm in I'm in don't you worry. We're almost ready boys. We're almost ready
Oh, mmm, those ship of the shilly, mmm, you really change your time zone if you are CT
it's only 6.30.
Oh, that's fucking 7.30, what, did you, did you miss, guys the time change last week you
you damn shit. Um, did you, the time change last week, buddy? You missed it. You missed
it. Um, not in Arizona. I don't know enough to either confirm or refute that. Of course,
Close, he's gonna take 20 minutes to join my discord because he literally has
brain malfunction
Just I what is going on? Why don't we I'm there's no way I'm letting coachy handle the communications next time boys
This one's on me. This one is on me. Oh
Where is he? Where is he? I'm fine this fucker. I'm fine this fucker
He's not even in a discord. I
I hate coaxies so much. I hate coaxies with every fiber of my being. He left the other
discord and didn't join my discord. He's just nowhere. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. This is
perfect. This is great news. This is fantastic news. Great. So we're going to wait till
Clozie figures out how his computer works and joins any discord in the world so we can
talked him again until then we can do nothing so that's the plan that's the
plan
oh she got banned for my discord what guys there's a 99% chance that close he's
an idiot and a 1% chance he actually got banned for my discord let's figure
Let's figure this out real quick. Let's figure this out real quick. Let's figure this out real quick. Let's figure this out. Let's figure this out.
Let's figure this out.
Clokesy, what are you talking about?
I'm banned from this place!
No, you're not! What are you-
You can not chat, join channels, reply, react, or join voice channels. You have been put in timeout.
55 minutes, 14 seconds remaining.
I'm banned dude. What dude which one of your minds did it? I'll find out all I see let me I can join it
I'm going to the server logs as we speak. I'm going to the server's logs. You speak. Let's take a look
They thought I was someone else. Well, I'm going through it. I'm going through it. I'm up. Here we go. Here we go
it was
It was
Okay, all right, he wasn't being malicious. You just being fucking stupid
All right, join up join up join up get in here
All right, where's where's Max all the way at where's Max all the way? Okay?
He's in my game. He's in my actual game. I sent him the discord. Okay. All right, okay
Okay
Okay, wow
You see you were someone pretending to be you yes, yes, I know who did it? I know you're watching right now
Good work sir, good work.
Good work.
Good work.
Keep in the city safe.
That's what my mods do.
Not my fault you're scum.
I invited you.
Okay, you invite me.
Hold on, I'm adding Max all the way to the, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, now there's tons of guys named Max all the way.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it this one?
It's it's the photo
He's gonna wipe background
It's it's the photo of the guy with like a it's a yellow background
He has three dots around him. You don't know who he is. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna click this guy and either
This is him or a very good thing
All right, here we go I
Out of them. He is now has the highest firms in the whole discord. Hopefully this is hopefully didn't take a wait wait wait
I
Hopefully did not drink I would say it's a non-chill photo, but you don't know who that is
Okay, all right wait tell max to see if you can see a channel called streamer waiting room and then go that one. Yeah, yo max
Any moment now any moment now we're almost ready boys
Okay, the only way he sees it general gaming channel. Okay, so I gave perms to a random guy
Okay, so okay listen. Okay. This is what we're gonna do
okay, I
Willis I'm gonna say in chat then you said you tell him immediately
You like Jesus for you came in here and talk
Well, let's get the shit out of him.
Max, Max.
Holy shit.
Max, do you see a chap at the top called Streamer Waiting Room?
No, peanut brother.
I'm not Dylan Dennis.
Holy fuck, give me perms.
I'm not going to.
I just gave a random guy perms because I thought it was you.
Oh, that's terrible.
Holy shit.
OK, it should be.
20, not Max Holloway.
Not Holloway.
I hope you don't get perms to one of these guys and sure enough you did.
Wait, are you in your background?
Yeah, wait, what?
It's a Naruto background.
Wait, I see you.
I had it close.
Yeah, I have him on Discord.
Wait, I'm going to give this other random guy perms and see if it's you.
No, no, no, don't do that.
Here we go.
I gave it perms.
No, go see if you see.
Streamer waiting room, quickly.
No, that's not me.
Are you sure you're in the same score?
That's not him.
That's not him.
That guy that just joined Pina is in him.
Tarkov duals.
I'm going inside there.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, yeah, remove them perms mother. What the hell?
Okay, yeah
What's up?
You mostly you hosted by me. I don't got it. All right. Yeah, well, we give max perms now
So that he can join back up. All right max you should see streamer waiting room. So we get disconnected for that one
Okay, we're good
come on early so this is my first game since the fight so I was like I was
giving guys 30 minutes to harass me and then I thought I had to lock in so perfect
perfect we're good we're good to go he's talking to the game to you twice
sounds like that I'm a big today so far I have to do nothing
All right Max well this is uh get ready for literally everyone we play against
and somehow know where you are at all times
I play Apex so I'm used to that already
good good we might play some Apex
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down
all right by the way you're talking in the game as well
let me let me let me let me let me
I left that on because people are doing my part and I just talk shit to them
I didn't mean to do it.
I instantly talk shit to them, so let me turn that off.
Oh, Mr. Kraig, my mother turned it off.
Good, oh man!
Thank you, my boy. Good, let me do good.
Let me die.
This is either going to go or going to play bad.
Mr. Holloway, let me bolt the machine up.
Mr. Pat, my man!
Thank you, my boy.
Let's ride!
It's okay.
I mean it's like a good budget gun, it's not as good as it was, but it's good.
Oh, wait, which gun?
The Ben?
That's an R.
Oh, fitty, fitty, fitty, fitty.
I talk close to everything he knows, so he might be able to help with some questions,
but any of the hard-hitting questions I dedicate to me.
Okay.
He's what we call in this industry a simple gun.
Yeah, I watch all the clips and Cluxy is always getting carried, you're right.
That's true!
Thank you!
Someone had to say it.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
You hear that, Cluxy?
You're the ball and chain of the team!
Fuck you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
Fuck you too!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I
Was good there first win of the night first game first win
Okay, we told Dylan Dennis comes in here bitching about something in the other yeah, yeah, yeah
Brother, brother, I just, you get the bag all the time,
I'm like, go peanut, holy shit.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
If you think it-
I would keep on my stream
if he's donating that much all the time, what the hell?
It is quite the lucrative side business, Dylan Bannis says.
Tonight he is in the cocktail, as it were,
metaphorically speaking.
Mr. Cloaksy, Mr. Cloaksy.
I should beat the fursuit off of them, jeez.
Why give them a little bit of compression right there, like soften the bunches.
I'm not jamming, we just got the whole thing set up, I just got here.
No.
Hmm
These guys think I'm an amateur streamer. They're like turn your stream turn your screen turn your screen. Oh
Yeah, get ready for yeah. Yeah, there's gonna be a couple
Ooligans
That'll happen
I just call folksy fat or something. It's much easier
Yeah, this is kind of a great
a son. Yeah, something like that.
What are you something like that?
Oh, coach, are you drinking tonight?
Dude, you have asked me.
You have asked me Monday through Wednesday
if I'm drinking.
But ask me Thursday to that list.
Why are you drinking?
I drank.
I had a couple beers yesterday.
I had a couple beers the day before that.
Oh
Yeah, we locked in clothes cuz fuck you're drinking tonight. I'm flying all the way to Florida and whooping your ass
I'll drink twice as much just be with the club see
She is my boy. I see I actually do play better after a beer to I do too. I do
I'll tell you it goes sober is medium play and then a couple beers in is great play more beers in I get a little bit
Not so good at the games and then a bit more. I become impotent
I was waiting for that. That's right
right around. Yeah. Yeah. I
got ready to get a rush. I got
ready to rush. Thank you. I
know we have 30 minutes. You
don't be hurry up, brother. I
don't even put 20 am woods at
my inventory. I'm going to
blame Peanut because he told me
to hurry up. Ah, that'll be
enough. Only takes one.
follow me boys. Follow me boys.
You actually be hungry. What is that?
You're gonna play with stupid dog. I was thinking about it. I don't know what I do though.
I only stoke the dog job.
Max, did you proceed? Did you go on the expedition?
This game?
No, I did not. I missed it twice. I missed it twice.
Those are valuable space points you're missing out on yeah, well, I don't have to worry about space if I'm playing with you
You're taking everything, okay?
All right, I am the team leader I will have you know oh shit
Who lies you at the door?
I'll push you through the main bit.
Oh, what?
Oh.
One's in the inside.
Right.
I can't see in there.
Always push it close up.
Good much, good much.
I got it.
Watch the left side.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
He's here.
I want to know the inclusion of the first one to die.
Okay, no, no.
I crawl.
I crawl.
I crawl.
I got you boys. Oh, I am being defibrillated. I'm not you're dead. I'm dead
I can't see shit, bro. What the hell yeah, you can't see in there. I see defibrillation. I've got to win
I got the feed see some
You know, there's no way. There's no way do not die for me. I'm just dying to play life. I got you boys. I got you boys
Oh
I died immediately I died immediately
Okay
That was gonna be cool
Hold on now. Say don't kill me kill the one behind me first. Oh, all right. It's three. It's three
Okay, you got this bag
Yeah, that's about as well as I thought the first raid might go
Honestly a little better actually
I
See I'm proud of us
Folks it's somehow still alive holy shit. Yeah, I'm hiding in front though
Fucking the peanut took all my d-fibs though
I think so he does his plan he's like you know what if I don't get out he's not getting out
I know he'd be throwing games for you, but I'll watch him hit me.
That's not true.
It's Closie.
Closie was the first one to die.
Honestly, yeah, that one was my fault.
I'll take blame there.
I couldn't see.
Head of Closie.
Head of Closie.
You ain't shit.
You hear me?
Hide in your little house, pussy.
Pussies.
You let him know.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let him know, let them know!
Let them know, bro.
Let them know, bro.
Let them know what they're going to do, hold me down for five rounds, come on.
Oh, a 14 to sprint up the stairs, wait.
I think I'm still alive.
I
This is kind of sad just gonna die now
down. I'm going to wrap around. Okay. Okay. He's going to
I think it's chasing him, by the way.
I'm watching Max, I might see no charge.
I hope they are.
I don't know where they went.
There's a full team above me.
I'm running away from my partner because he's dead.
I'm trying to get out.
I'm poor.
Honestly, in this situation, I'd say fuck close as well.
I think like
You say fuck oh see yeah, yeah
Great minds think alike
He's cooking he's cooking
But it was like a fucking
You're like a yellow tint over my damn screen. Oh
All goes he's dead
Good good good
All right, could have been worse
No, yeah one out of three that's not bad
Yeah, not bad at all. Better than my last fight in rounds, brother.
Damn it, man.
Hey, you gotta have the gym before he's gonna get me, bro.
Two, three, up.
I just never go in for the reds. Well, I kinda stole his defibrillators.
Oh, shit, that was too early.
I stole Max's defibrillators.
All right, excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
Not too shabby
Ship of the water
Guys just matter about the lobby cup. We're gonna get a cheap side anyway, so it's a matter
not on time
Make a max do all that stream of stuff. It's whatever it's whatever it would it we're gonna get streamside anyway
It doesn't matter doesn't matter
We put a little something something together. I'm not gonna lie you boys. I'm running low. I've got 68 thousand space dollars
Max how much do you have
Have four million
I give you coins I send it to you. I don't need your handouts max
I
Saved it. I was supposed to do that the expedition is on the side and I missed it
Don't you all be up there by the end of tonight easily?
I like to hear cuz you're gonna take all the loot. We know this one gobbling gobbler. I
Don't know what lies close you've been feeding you, but he's a liar. He's a liar. I don't lie
I watched it to my own eyes and brother that was a I you take for a sort of water mark
You never know these days you're right. Yeah
Hey, what you do owe me some
Some raises because you stand stone mines and interrupt it well if I could if I could afford raises I'd give you rest
That is a debt I would pay back on another day
RC fuck the venerated that gun is as now I'm not using it. It's good for arc about it
We're taking the renegade and the Toro boys
White!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Maybe something, something.
Uh...
Talk to Mr. Chicken.
Or let up.
Ah, bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty.
Maybe another round.
Maybe another round.
Mm.
There we go.
A little bit of bad.
A little bit of this.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
you
you
you
you
you
Sips
Fuck you
You got me pretty good
Dracking fun me too, you're gonna spring around the corner. Good. What's your post there?
Okay, just wait, just wait, don't peek, don't peek, one's in, in, zips, and then one's left.
I can see for that, and if you want to push it, go around there, yeah, you see for the,
who's he gonna see, I'll push left.
Oh, hey, you switched back from the other tattoos on your face.
Yep, yep, alright, ready?
I'm gonna see for deep, and then you push the, okay, alright.
Oh
These one these one one one here one one here, thank you
Now I tell them a couple all that all that all that good work team. Yeah group up one
Oh my God, I'm closing this door I'm closing this door one place one place. Oh, I'm dead to the turn
Yeah, don't do that.
It'll happen.
It'll happen.
He starts you?
Yeah, he starts me.
Yeah.
It'll happen.
Out!
That was a good one.
I'm gonna let those guys off with order.
It'll warn me.
I'm gonna let them break it down.
I heard someone breaking it down,
but that was a real fast breakdown of a wall.
I didn't hear that at all!
I used to hear the
I didn't hear nothing!
Nothing, I heard it like at the last second and I was like, what the hell is that?
I just saw the wall vanish from reality and there was three men standing there ready to fuck me!
Oh, you sick!
Why don't you worry, Cloak, she's gotten out of stickier situations than this before.
I want to leave, I didn't even get to group those guys.
Oh, you got this.
Shock it off, clumsy. Push him.
Yeah, it's shock it off.
Encouraged in a verbal cue first.
Are you coming off around?
All right, fine.
They don't cook boys in a cook.
Where does him?
Oh, that was nice.
Did what?
That's me in the corner.
Hey, group, you guys.
Appreciate.
shake is max out there he is these guys for real
there's needed to go bro there's a trap here and all I'm waiting mm-hmm they see
like places I'm like yeah yeah
if you were sweaty I know I'm like easy ones you get nice and warm up
perhaps another sip of the ceiling will fix it fuck those guys fuck them yeah
This might be one of those Drake boys who we don't feel as bad about losing nights.
That'll make 42 in a row.
Dude, there is.
The sweats are out.
I know! I was hoping for some light warm-ups. I'd even been doing the tech and switching servers and everything.
Yeah, I'm done.
Perfect.
That team...
That team...
Hey, for me, for real. I have no more smokes.
You make it, you make it, you make it.
You make it, boys, you make it!
I
You know make it boys. They'll make it. No need to worry. There's a pussy
Some of that premium organic content, yeah, right
I'm going to tell a haci tall boy you close he and max after the stream for disrespecting
my name don't worry guys I will fall on the sword here and Google what the
Tallahassee towel boy is you're not gonna see that man let me take a little look
all right this is all right the act of performing
I'm sorry about that.
If I read this, it's an aunt.
Yeah, honestly.
Honestly, fuckins.
You act of performing anal sex,
urinating in the rectum,
having the recipient cleanse the anal sphincter,
and then evacuate,
and then I have to click on the link to find out more.
Yeah, nope.
I think I found out just about enough.
Yeah, yeah.
I've got a visual of the situation.
Hey guys, uh, I'll have to deep end, uh.
Uh, only every night for the last four months.
That's not too savvy.
Get a little bit of loot together. One moment, boys.
Oh, there's something, something.
You know what? I'm ripping a bobcat for it.
That's how serious I'm about my game.
Uh, I wouldn't right now.
Why not?
Stinky lobbies, oh, we got a win.
We got a win, oh, mmmm.
Okay, I'll bring a total four by last, by last total four.
All right, okay, well, all right.
Okay, last total four, gentlemen, last total four.
But gotta make it count.
I'm gonna have a couple of these bad boys from Mr. Chicken.
I did do.
Here we go.
And a little bit of this.
Guys, no need to worry. I'm sitting at a comfortable $3,000.
again out for holy fuck I'm seeing a couple like here like like right you
can see they can see the bottom will be screen I tried to move it now my game
is not even showing up brother oh brother's fucking throwing bro perfect
We gotta be that guy immediately
Yeah, Max I was being told the same thing it really doesn't matter we're gonna get our streams
We're gonna get streams like all night anyways, that's really bad. It doesn't really matter. Yeah, you do adapt and overcome
Yeah, exactly
Here we go. There we go
It was something something
Here we go
Oh
Now we ride
By the way, I was saying I'm gonna get a comfortable
$3,300 if we do not win this raid I genuinely have no idea what the fuck I'm gonna do
I can bring everyone things good good good good good
Oh wrong animal you think was this was this was
I
Got the right ammo while I spend all my money on the wrong am but I don't have money for the right ammo
No, I I got it to do it. Okay. No, I'm sitting in a tasty
$683
Right in the sweet spot right where you want to be
Dylan Dennis give me 50 by the way Max man let me thank you you I think you're
ramping up the Dylan Dennis side business here I'm already up 150 on the
night I'm saving your stream the best fighter to ever live is here now Max is
a glorified journeyman I pound him out worse than I do my Dennis LePore that
Mr. Gloves dude. Why did you fucking call that one? Fuck you Dylan, huh?
You get your life together
Thank you. You didn't even get hit in his head, so I don't know what his excuse is
Here in Jiu-Jitsu guy brother up there. Oh, yeah, I forgot he does Jiu-Jiu
Good job. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's yeah
I'm pretty sure he gave you $50 saying that he would make you a pretzel one night
What's that holy shit?
Holy crap, what do they call that on Urban Dictionary?
It would dance his ass at Jujitsu. I don't I
I don't know but about Jujitsu you don't know anything about that. I I would assume you are correct sir. I would assume you are correct
He's in here every single line freaking whiskey and doing super sad
I'm assuming he's not back to see you on a Daily Mages.
Only thing Dylan ever fought was his uncle trying to fuck him.
Oh, shit, that's crazy.
I'll just read a chat.
I'll just don't give a mess.
That's crazy.
I'll just read a chat.
I'll just read a chat.
I'll just read a chat.
I'll just read a chat.
Hmm
Don't lose you appear do I'm on it
He's dead for the MMA
Y'all think you ever was in the MMA you were you say he was in that one long word
So did it start with like you or something?
Like the, the,
there's only one word I can think of
that's long and certain to you.
Oh, underwear as well, that's another one.
Oh, the Bellator, that's what it was, the Bellator.
Yeah, I still don't know what that is.
Max, can you explain to me what the Bellator is?
What is that?
It's like MMA for pussies.
He said it, not me.
He said it, not me.
I thought you had my soul, you scared me.
You kinda gave me a little trouble, but what's that?
I was just curious, I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, holy fuck, shut the gate.
You weren't working on it!
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
You're a brave hot overlay.
I love that movie.
I love that movie.
I like when he goes,
it's the best, it's the best.
I know we may not see money,
but I'm turning it up and I'm going to a harder map.
Max-shoot potential.
No.
That was good.
Let's ride.
Riiiide!
Fated!
You pop a quick fresh six every night.
You boys ready for a great raid?
My music.
Ready.
I'm trying to fix this screen.
I ordered a burger.
Good, good, good, good.
We'll put it to resources.
Oh, yes.
Max, if you shit it, we can play a little song
and you can fix yourself.
No, no, but I just, I want a whole different screen.
I'm going to fucking gather my friend later.
It's up for Mr. Spacey.
Now, now, now they can see the time and the code now.
You think you're perfect, perfect!
You happy fucking mother? What the hell?
That's good!
Hell yeah!
Go for a loot.
Give him too much information to get confused.
Follow me boys.
Wait, is that on us?
I think that's on Max.
This guy's an asshole.
Don't you worry, we got you chief!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Smoked himself?
He's running?
We're good.
I'm gonna stick it over.
We should be here for a second.
Time to do some action.
Where is that rocket here?
It was out yonder!
The rocket is all the way out.
It's all the way out.
Rockets here. He's out yonder. Rockets are all the way out there.
I think in this rocketeer, I think I was money or something.
What the hell? Yeah, dude, what does it do?
It looks like it's out of the bag.
Oh, take those. Take those.
Back to them again.
Yeah, they're on the side. I got one.
I'm pushing up. They're going down.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh, watch your side!
One's one shot!
He's down!
I'm chasing him.
KAKAAAAAAA!
Now he's with the jeep!
Down shot!
Oh no!
Is this a safe?
Nice.
All the down, all the down!
Nice, yeah, yeah, get ready.
Oh
Is a Mexican head oh there he is
Don't worry we killed everybody
My we I mean folks he was out there watching
Yeah!
They got a bandage off one.
That was pretty cool.
Taking a peek down blue.
I can't see anything down blue.
There it is.
Wanted to finish with a board pillow, that would be amazing.
Because you ever thought about selling a body pillow
with the whole body on it?
What's your naked you doing a handstand backwards with a chair in your butt?
Yeah, he's a body pillow.
Yeah, yeah!
I've never thought about making a body pillow.
You kidding me? You'd be a million and that should be your first customer!
I wouldn't even buy it. I just asked for a free and my friends would.
You're like six of them put it in his dining table and have a dinner with him.
You know, is that type of dude, yeah, he has a type of dude, hey guys, I got merch and instead of sending his friends, you think, oh, you got to buy it.
Double the price. I give him a discount code and double the price.
Holy shit.
I see a discount code for StarFord systems and it gives him 60 Godzents often.
But to be fair, it's the only discount code that gives any money off.
So if you think about it, if you think about it.
You actually might be helping your friends out, I can see you.
Well, that's right.
Ooh, Kegel's got the brakes.
Yeah, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
You watch out, you watch out.
Charge!
I see, I die every time I do this.
Yeah, you're gonna die every time I touch that, brother.
Holy shit.
It's right here to right close right close right close right
You stand back
I got super good yeah keep on fighting miss that first shot though. I'm gonna kill that guy hundred percent. I want that noted
You have to push down towards me.
He can't, he can't, there's too much of a gun in the middle of you.
Oh no, Jerk, don't kill him!
There's the world's greatest, brother.
There's the world's greatest!
Perfect.
I think we're getting some time for a little more than a usual right now.
I think this is a little crazy.
He lived ten minutes at that big chef.
Nice.
I know the great reed takes you.
Oh my god, takes you.
He's cooking, he's cooking.
I have to take that wall.
Oh good, one coxie.
Nice, Cole. Holy shit, man. Where did that team behind us come from?
Probably from our streams.
Bro, I've never seen a team get hit by two. I've never seen a team get hit by two Joltbinds
and WT something faster in my life.
Hey, this is Bill Nippert. This is Bill Nippert.
Mm-hmm
Hey, this is definitely a just a good joke nine ten of it. I think that's I think that's a movie. I think this movie
Do it we'll take one more sip for good luck and we'll win this next rain
Shut up go see your kids we're doing there's a
You have to read it
I just do that with the other team is fighting another team and then I'll find a Hawaii any place any time
Let's do them. Oh, this is for max. I'll wait till we need to miss Max until coach is out
Why'd you lose it I like here the little dude
That's gonna have a brain a tourism
Maybe I can get your loot do you guys call enough?
Um, no.
I died under the stairs.
I think Max died on top of the stairs.
Yeah, I died on top of the stairs.
I thought you went up.
Yeah, there's no way I get your loot, I don't think.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
I
Like this old died watch close he think we got going on max. No, I wanted
That one you I'm one of the stairs
I
Don't cook
You want me to try getting a little leaf up make it fall please. I honestly rather see you die
You are cozy you got this you got this they're not so tough
You got to play a lot more shit that flink was pretty fast.
Dude, they came out of nowhere.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
This is so insane.
I know you tell.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can hear him.
The buddy of me Bobby.
Hello?
Hello!
Hi, hello there you.
You're grouped?
That's neither of us.
Oh, okay.
That's no one.
Grouped.
Oh, I think. Ah, perfect.
What a sweet delight. What a sweet little treat.
Hey, thanks. Sorry, I went to see if I could. Hopefully no one's here.
I think that was up there.
That's honestly, I think it was me, Lonnie.
That was you in that too, though. It sounded like it was down behind you.
Everyone plays so fast that you guys die and everyone plays so slow.
That's weird.
That's one of the guys that killed you, by the way.
I'm gonna get that thirst.
Dude, you fuck him.
Fuck that guy.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Are you pussy?
Go and work!
That's one of the guys that definitely cheated thirst again.
Hey, yeah!
Alright, I'm leaving.
You're doing the Lord's work.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
Fuck you.
Yep.
Another great raid, another great raid!
it is
that'd be cool if I could survive what is I'd be sure I'm not joking I double
mind behind us that team full sent through two mines coach I'm walking in I
am walking in we are not losing a single more rate tonight what I need from you is
just a shotgun and a renegade and blue shield and 10 mangers and 10
two recharges. All right. And five. I think we might we might have to be right
attack and three to pick limbs. I think we right attack it. The hundred she's a
medium ammo. Okay. And 40 second ammo.
Once I've got that, I'm locking in.
Which we got that was second. Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
It was red. Take it. Let's run a tagging.
Yeah, we actually will get omega group to be right.
Mac, we're pretty much gonna sit in a room with 17 fucking walls, and all the stream
cybrics fight each other, and then we come out, kill the victors.
And except for sometimes when they all talk outside and say, hey, wanna team up and go
kill them.
Yeah.
Except when that happens, we win.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Tonight's just like episode six, season three, that's what I was thinking, that's what I
was thinking of being about right now.
Mm-hmm.
It never worked.
Sorry boys, maybe I should have-
Right of pack always worked!
I just found one crack one, so I was like...
That's all good, man.
Yeah, I- I- I died.
Peanut- Peanut throwing again!
Oh, fuck, buddy.
Peanut throwing again!
Absolute rage! Absolute rage!
You are you about to see both the about to see I am walking in this next I'm telling you best way tonight coming up
Coming up right now
Okay, let's see it. Let's see it
Because you know this thing discuss there is there is three guys that we fought there that had no steam profile set up
Ahhhh...
The classic.
Ahhhh...
The classic. Oh, F.
Oh, that's great news.
F's and burnt peanuts.
Who's that?
Damn, that's what they're doing. They're like, F, I'm making this just to make the burnt peanuts life hell.
Yes.
You're lucky I went easy on them.
Yeah.
There were a couple of these I should close you. I'd grab the shuck of them over the meeting. Oh, I see everything else
Nice, man. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Say also, I forgot Dylan Dennis says oh
After $50 by the way, I'll fly to Hawaii anyplace anytime. Let's oh wait it went away. Well, I gotta find it
Let's do the point down max and see who's still landing
After you wake up all you'll see is club scene twerking
Brother you do know the point down is a standing bang move, correct?
We're not gonna be doing this this hugging shit
And I don't know if you know brother, I'm just letting you know my guy let you know I
Doesn't he just do jiu-jitsu I
I, I said, can you fight?
Could you, when, when you just beat the shit out of him while he was like aligning
his chakras or something?
Yeah, I have no idea about what the hell.
He's confusing me right now.
I'm ready to do a shotgun.
Thank you, Sharon.
Thank you, Sharon.
You're doing a rat attack, you don't need to run again.
Wait, wait, oh yeah, just a shotgun, just a shotgun.
Thank you, Sharon.
Yeah, so Max if you need any group whatsoever you let me know I'm a loser and I don't care
off the game.
Okay good.
I want to second that.
He's a loser.
There we go.
That's all I wanted to second.
I didn't hear the rest.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Oh man.
I would not.
I would not bring him to a loot dog.
A psych!
A psych!
Sike yeah, I see sure you're a winner die
That much it's
Die for your shotgun. That's it. All right, fine. I'll be a good deal
You have green
I'm already shitting on people agree she
There ain't no way I'm playing with two brokeies here
Like the blue oh what you're talking about oh
You like you like running really fast with the green, huh? It's only like five percent
It's pretty fast. I can't feel the five percent
It's because you can't feel the five percent fuck you people about that
How about that you take that? I'll give you five or something you can feel
I don't want to talk about the five centimeters okay, if you're gonna fucking attack people
It's not about the size max it's about the most of the ocean now. Let's get in there and show me the boxes
I mean 60 off max losing all right I'm not saying that to him oh I need to buy
some defumes I mean we're not using them yeah yeah yeah yeah just showing off
and just fucking killing you know I'm just gonna do this boys I'll bring three
Just for win close. He never really goes down again.
That's what I do. That's what I do.
No, Max is too much.
Kick.
Mr. P and poor question.
You're big back in the fries inside.
And you eat them.
Yeah, I got a little fries inside.
I
Pull your fries out of the fried
I don't even know I didn't want to know how pricing the model of
That is the fattest motherfucking thing I've ever heard
Actually, no, that's not the fantasy. The fantasy. I've ever heard is dipping fries in the McFlurry. That's the second fantasy I've ever heard
I do both well for the die at the age of 34 from heart disease
I'm gonna be right there with you chief I
Gotta shut guys. I'm telling you. I'm telling you that Peloton. I got a shot hit that bitch. I'm feeling it
These burgers are getting to me they keep talking to me. They tell me eat me
Oh, let's ride!
I
All right boys best read the night coming up right here, so
Coaches you have those items
You mean you're shocking
Where is WC? Straight to right of attack.
Follow me boy.
Who is the baby out of a bunch of boy good man, good man.
Thank you my boy.
Oh my god.
Oh what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
Nice, she's laying it down. Go, go, go quickly.
Nice, nice, one good shot.
I got one, I got one!
I got one, I got one!
You got one, you got one!
Yeah, I think we just let them reset.
Yeah, let them reset, we keep going, yeah.
Oh yeah, I agree, I agree.
That guy has a rocket here over him, and he's focused on us still.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
To the bunker!
Let him!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I hope they die. Yeah, same. Oh, perfect. Oh, what is he doing?
Behind me. Ah, broken, broken. Someone got one. He's dead.
Nice. Let's do that, right? Oh, what are you? What are you doing?
He's low. He's low. No. Yeah, I'm talking to him. Two, two. One right here. One right
here in the smoke, bro. Okay. Okay. Picking up. He picked up. He picked up right here.
Yeah. Yeah.
You can shoot, you can shoot.
Ah!
Over here.
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
He's only showing his way,
he's only having me though.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you ready?
I'm gonna leave you in the bush, in the bush.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ah!
He's dead.
Oh!
Where the, where did he?
He's in the way, he's in the way, he's in the way,
he's in the way, he's in the way, he's in the way.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Run!
He's on the south side, he's on the south side.
Oh my god guys more organic gameplay coming from the wash I'm out of defense
I don't show all these guys
There's a dead one
Where's the head wash?
Oh I'm on
I'm going to smoke, I'm going to smoke.
WHAT?!
Another great raid, another great raid!
Perfect.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Wow.
Guys, I'm loving the organic gameplay.
Guys, I'm loving the organic gameplay.
Kill me!
Excellent, Rage, gentlemen! Excellent, Rage!
I'm dog you, Max.
Usually, it is AIDS.
Tonight, it is AIDS' gonorrheosophilus diarrhea.
They want a piece of you, Seth. They want a piece of you.
We might be twitching in a fix, a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no, no. We're good! I'm going to bring the water!
No, no, no! I made the first 10 seconds of every rave!
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I just
We're good, right? That's the kind of gameplay I like for all these pluses
Dude, I threw a smoke and it didn't go anywhere. I think I'll push on them brother fucking tech
Yeah, yeah, you're just the world's greatest brother. Thank you max. I don't know about the greatest, but I do appreciate you say that
I saw Pino get fucking worked from his favorite gun, though that was the funniest thing ever,
so I kicked that.
I thought Pino was you using it, bro.
I was like, yeah, Pino!
I need to bring the bobcat!
I'm bringing the bobcat, I'm bringing the bobcat.
Fuck you, coaxie.
It's the only way.
Hi.
Should I figure out which one is not broken?
Oh
Cycle this here we go
Little something something there we go
The night able permission chicken
I've got a good feeling about this next raid.
I got a good feeling.
I've got a couple of herbals.
I've got a couple of herbs and some fintanal from Mr. Ticken.
Oh, never mind.
I've got a fintanal from Mr. Sidi.
It's subgrade, what do you do?
I got a great feeling about that.
What?
What?
Surely 50 men won't come rail us 15 seconds into the rain.
Yeah, no, no shots.
Impossible.
I know your face.
I'm sitting at a tasty $2,700.
That's the next Lee a tasty one thousand one hundred and fifty dollars
Closey can you please me three series of this I can't afford them
Yeah, let's ride
You need a blue shield again, I could use a blue seal I could use one
We're doing a swap to do is eat we're going here instead
Wait, should I get rid of my walls? Oh, oh, yeah, we have no we do that. Never mind. We go right here
Good thinking good thinking
Mr. Turd, but we'll find the one good man. Good up, man
Yeah, you don't think 12 people fighting front gates in the first three seconds
Hey, dude, I'm jolly you I'm doing the super duper Oprah pooper tech over here, and it is doing genuinely fucking nothing
I've been swapping servers this that the other thing up down left right doesn't make a difference
Now it's gonna fucking hate you
I would be surprised if one of these people show up and they go, oh, I'm doing this. I'm the guy paying you the super debt. He seems like that. He seems like the time.
I
Haven't been tired. Let's look. Let's look. Oh
Maybe we should
Nice answer. Whatever. I'm gonna say maybe if it keeps going like this, maybe we we we help you hide your your time and your code
I got the time. I got the time hidden. I don't got the code hidden. Yeah, code is probably most important
Oh for real?
Because what they do is they go into a game and if they look down at your code and they look at their code and if it matches they stay in but if they don't they just kill themselves and restart.
They can do like 20 times on their head.
Oh my god.
Let's ride!
Oh my god!
This is the rain I can feel it.
Let's get a team, woohoo!
We're middle-eight.
Perfect.
Now let's get a team, yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm feeling good about this one.
I can use a quick shield. I got it. Thank you. Say it and your starters. Thank you. Good. Say my starters
Your shoulders. I got my bobcat full of gold stock. I am not losing this rain
Someone says if you hatch out right now, we can get a first one
I'll bear a Bible ban it right now. Oh my god
Your mother probably doesn't love you
It's insane.
Right, bring it.
Let him down.
Let him down.
Yeah.
Take that out.
Tell him back.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Ow.
Let's run.
He's four minutes late now.
Get up.
Get up.
Clean the right room as we speak.
Right room clear.
Clean the right room as we speak.
Right room clear.
Let me show you what I should craft it.
Here we go.
Perfect!
I have three more.
Good, good, good.
Assembling the rat maze.
Taking the door seat
I think an auto processors are your asshole
What means it maximum power?
Reset up
Not maximum yet
I hear guys above
this is me and my rat family now it's maximum perfect perfect okay well you
You will not enter the rat maze, you don't have the girl maze.
You will not pass!
I think he's still in the way, he's not talking to the game.
Here, you need that?
I just found it.
Oh yeah, I think it.
Oh, yeah, I think it.
Here.
Oh, mmm.
You need to run a little faster.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I
Grabbed another silly juice. I'm already on plan B. This is case my name is
Second you're already
Just in case just in case
But it's safe and sorry what I say nothing much more to do it in drink a beer and watch you play
Exactly.
I'm surprised he only on his second beer.
How much time has he been down already?
Oh, okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
Did you see, now they don't want a piece of ice.
Now that you're sitting out there and doing nothing.
Run away! Get out of here, buddy.
You're not built for this.
You're not built for this, pal.
Yeah, you're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy.
What are these guys doing? They were talking to us.
We're probably supposed to be talking to the game.
Oh, there he is. There he goes.
Oh, yeah, you're right. You're getting stirred up.
Here, open this. Open that.
Watch the people outside.
to take us to take us close in the door rat war but yeah now there's no one
here are we
Now they're here, they're right there, and she's about to come out of the door.
It's a side door.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Is it you already?
Your teeth are scurrying around like blue mouses
around the house.
Wait, one's outside?
door you open this door you know one's on that we can hear you buddy boy
yeah lay off the cake fatty and break yeah you're fat you're fat you're ugly
you're stinky you fat ugly stinky bitch let him know max love now I don't know
Give it to
We hear you outside fatso
Is that you pretty close the door no man, it's spam opening closing the door perfect perfect
Oh, he's dead well he walked you that door
I'm just gonna do that too.
They're under the stairs.
Careful peanut.
They're taking us out of here.
Oh my.
Yeah, they're just waiting out there.
Yeah.
We just need another team to roll up and fight this thing.
Yeah, come on.
Someone in the stream do it.
Dude, every raid before this is 17 minutes.
this is 70 men. Get him boys get up. I need to unblock the code so they can see it. You
can think it, you can think it. We'll get these one again. Don't you worry. Oh, perfect.
They just assumed I was on perfect, perfect.
They just assumed I was on top of the wall, huh?
That's just a good plan right there.
Your stream's open too, losers.
Come on, now we'll see you get outside.
We just want to talk.
Get another fiberglass, which I said I wouldn't.
I don't want to talk with you.
I don't want to talk with you.
He, him, them, she, and whatever.
Shut your mouth.
No.
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What the hell?
Other side other side
I'm opening it
Come here little boy
Let's play a game
Did you see me? I hear me
Did you see me?
No, if he dissembles this I kill him I promise
He's the bobcat on the right
Bobcat
It's the same where I see it the same way I scan is Bobcat
Come on bring you little Toro tool in here and get your ass ripped
I'm not the genius guys
He's on the wall.
He uses his obligate.
I saw his arm.
Cracked.
Two of them.
This is this.
I'm good.
Fuck him.
Dude, if I don't fall off there, I kill both of them.
Well, he blame yourself because he fell off all by yourself.
No, he didn't.
My childhood just rubbed up and just given it to him.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to kill something, boys.
They don't want to be moved.
I don't know what to do.
As soon as we get one down, we pop out on them.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I
Do the issues one time
Let's make a deal we send one out you send one in actually first talking the game
Let's have a duel one be ones losers
My bill the colors guy real quick. Do you need if you go back in the right corner again?
come on loser is 1g1
got one got one got one dead
other two are me other two are blue hallway blue hallway im gonna die
im dead im dead im dead im dead
go
i can't
bitch read bitch read
where is thing
oh he got me got me he got me he got me
I'm one
Another team comes in one one of the chances at this exact moment
Another team comes in this exact moment
That's just some bi-gally organic content right there.
Sir, I want you to get AIDS and go to hell in that order.
Step one, step two, write it down in your journal.
Don't forget it.
I want you to get AIDS, die, die in a wholesome way.
No one find your body.
Go to hell, burn in hell for all eternity.
Satan fucks your ass for the next 5,000 years
in that order, step one through seven.
Fuck yourself, die.
Egg excellent raid gentlemen egg
In the game of course all those everything else
In the game by the way in the game I was talking about in the game awkwardness of course obviously obviously
Obviously I was talking about in the game in the game in the game in the game in the game in our graders
In our graders
I'm telling you, listen to me, I'm doing everything I can on my end.
There's literally nothing more I can do.
This is the max tech I could supply.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Dude, we sit in a room.
We sit in a room for 15 minutes.
No noise whatsoever the second we started fighting a team
three teams pushing
In this we was waiting the whole time for the teams to push in and then all of a sudden there's like, yeah
That's cuz they were sitting outside watching our strings
Perfect
Even if I kill over he's a darling fellow
darling good
Yeah, I lock it in go back in. Yeah, yeah, lock it in lock it in. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
We don't win a game by 10. We're going to win one. We're going to get it. Wait, I've
Yeah, yeah, I'm out of your stream sniping. Can you stop? Oh
Back to him. He's asked
No keep coming pussies
Max I've tried that multiple times. I lose every single time. I know it sounds cool at the moment
We need to do it though
I need I need to use bro. I got you. I got you. I have no money and don't will to live
We have a cell these timbers
Alright there we go there we go you're against a more ammunition like you do
I
See yeah, I'd see I have herbal for you guys
Perfect. Thank you, sir. I need shields to bro. I have nothing actually I can make hold up
Oh actually I can buy right I'm not at four
I'm not I'm not a burn peanut yet okay all right word word word word
after the sheets on that one we're not to the homies so lucky I'll have you know
I have 13 thousand dollars bow that's a respectable amount that's pretty good
Thanks. Thanks chief.
Alright.
You can block up this whole time.
Let's ride!
We're winning right here.
This is it. This is the one.
You feel that Max?
You feel me at the air?
I feel it. I feel it. I feel it in the air bro.
Let's get in there and show them who the boss is!
Also close. Are we doing that thing or am I doing this?
You bring it you bring it Errol down you mute it. Yeah, he said that he's probably like five each
Facts do we do that same technique into a good go to a different map
Fuck that map or fuck that tech. Mm-hmm something else. Yeah. Yeah, I should go
something else but let's change it up you would turn it up a notch yeah
let's kill people burn let's kill people bro okay Dylan Dan said pnet we
could use can we use the backyard of your trailer home with your mom's away
So being max can do the point down. He's so scared of me and since the uf. I don't know that means
Let's RIDE!
Let's RIDE!
Follow me boys.
Oh, Mr. Bobby, we'll find some white good man, good man!
And Mr. Danny's one more time, we'll find some white good man, good man!
And Mr. Bobby, we'll find some white good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, brother.
I need airbows, I need airbows, folks.
You're coochies!
Could you please feed me, sir, I need more.
There's five, and then here's five.
Thank you, sir.
Fuck you, Max, there's a nine.
This is the one this is the one I'm feeling in the air. This is the one boys
Is 100% not doing this don't give him too much attention Mexico that is 100% Dylan Dennis concert
That gentleman has given me like five to six thousand dollars over the past few months
I don't know who else would be
Potent to be Dela Dennis and give me five to six thousand dollars
Yeah, yeah, and then there's people that have my name with special characters and they run around a rage sheet
And I get everyone do I get like ten tweets a day of people just dying to a guy rage shooting with my name perfect
Wait, where are they fighting?
Underneath it changes they change the apex name to his address
Streams I do yeah. Oh
My god
Hey, look at it seeing you what the hell it's follow me boys. I'm good
Are you joking how do you get inside there
Oh my god
Oh behind me behind me behind me behind me behind me
Watch out watch out watch out
You're just sitting down here
Got one got one
Get out of here
We're doing it we're doing it
Die
Another team behind you guys
Good job good job
Get it
Careful careful careful
I'm gooping
Finally, I've got the shot in
That I got a little bit of the species. Yeah
No, that's no
No, go, go
Guys care. I'm down here
Shot that that was closer. Oh, that's not good. That's not good
I
Might have all died in here bleeding out
Yes!
Yeah, they all died, all died, all died.
Homie, homie.
This fucking is bullshit.
They're behind you.
We have-
They maybe not all died?
Nah, all died, all died.
But there isn't too much top still.
Oh, we killed two of them on top.
No, because when I raised you guys you guys a bullet right next to you
That does me
I'm trying to heal
These guys were packing oh, yeah, I should have been again for the total for
No way. No way. No way. You just tried that on me.
I was too fat to get there. Holy shit. That was funny. I was just too fat to get there.
Dammit. There's no age to the time. You always have me too close. You always have me. I think
quick all right now let's go to goop down on of you boys
I'm sure I'm sure we're gonna take a shot is shooting for the Southwest
Oh, they're dying! They're dying! Go, go, go!
Take the win, quick reset, leave!
Do I look like a bitch to you?
you get great a get great a that's above us walk on you
let's ride oh little guys in here except for that one first I just said no
Oh, thank you, Jared. Thank you.
You're welcome.
We're there, boys.
They're under.
Wait, what?
How is it on me?
I'm...
Wait.
How are these on me?
Maybe...
maybe maybe it's cuz you're ugly
have you thought about that very reasonable i did i did actually right you gotta consider all the
factors yeah very reasonable thank you max because burnt peanut is bald i i am not bald i have
Watch this head of hair under the chat
Hey, what was that?
I I think someone else in a vacuum cleaner on over there, which is equal then I
Don't have a gun to go at your wine
Oh
got it nice the fuck is this fan noise it's a new arc oh the bug when you kill the new
arc it uh makes the vacuum noise ah perfect so they need the new arc after burnt burnt
What's happening?
I'm hearing nothing!
Hey, there are the Red Lines!
Yeah, they probably hit hatched.
Hatch is open right now.
Oh, they're right there, they're right there.
They're in place.
Hatch.
I'm shooting with that with the bang, bro.
One died, how the fuck?
He's got to watch out, he's got to watch out behind the rock.
Hey, is there another sheath over there?
Might be another team
You did we have samples
No, we'll do this way. I gotta follow you pop a little bit for real Cooper
Who's you might pop this thing open first I'm already in red nice
We're coming we're coming you max are coming at the same time
That's so stupid
Good work
Actually take me
Get there brother
Rod oh a lot of things
So how's it looking over there? I can't say they're over here somewhere. You worked at work
There's one more one guy left is a bobcat
Bobcat?
I call dibs.
Oh, whoa! Hold on now.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on now.
Well, you have to get the Bobcat first.
I hope dad don't find out. I don't find out first.
I'll find a flamed one.
A flamed grenade, because I'll burn your ass.
I will die for the Bobcat.
Have you underestimated
my dedication to the Bobcat?
Oh, perfect. I just walk onto a red of mine.
What is retreat?
I down two guys by you if you can hear them crawling.
if you can hear him crawling.
Uh, I'm here on the top.
Oh, behind, behind, behind us.
What?
Send him here, send him here right here.
You know what, you know what,
there's a body behind you.
Oh, there's a load team, a load team.
What the fuck came behind us?
I can't hear you guys, I can't hear you guys.
Wait a minute, there's so much guys around here,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gave you both a man. I'll be that max came and did literally nothing
I killed ten people before I went out
Let's ride
John, please!
Get up, folksy!
Take that, Hornigan! Take that!
There's one over there
the Bobcat guy I don't know make sure that yeah excuse that guy I think these
guys are down yeah they're there they're there they're promise
don't die don't die don't die
we should what if you want money there's money in here brother space this
shit and you click oh look what I found there there is there is two Bobcats
are on there to wow catch yeah you can't you can have the bug cats I'm not
gonna fire you for it well well I'm not gonna fight it for it oh please it's
all over easy darling good bye hello I'm stuck in this fucking tree forget out
oh my god step back's all the way
Where's the bobcat's head? Where's the bobcat's head?
Oh, gidokey. Oh, gidokey.
Oh, gidokey.
Where's the bobcat's head?
I don't know. There's a million dead people there.
We're there! We're there!
There's a million people bro. I wear the bobcats and trying to help find it for my friend
I have one
In the tree
In the tree
There's got a tree
You know something something?
This guy has a ton of energy ammo.
I found a guy.
There was a bobcat.
Two shabby boys.
Dude, where did I find the first bobcat guy?
I haven't seen even one bobcat yet.
Maybe he got defense.
Maybe he got defense.
one that ain't thirsting you do see how Max said he doesn't have yet are you
looking for this you're not holding anything that would be a bit of an
I
Will trade you a total for that Bobcat
We're coming we're coming
We've got you
I'm getting first and leave if you have a hat.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Oh, coming up, coming up.
That should sacrifice a million to make.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
God too shabby, boys.
God too shabby.
Hey, Dylan actually gifted 58.
Thank you, Dylan.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm glad I'm in the Dylan Dennis business.
side business I like I like I like I would like to thank burnt peanut for
that thank you thank you sir oh my god absolutely absolutely it's very lucrative
side business very lucrative I'd say that I was our best friend of the night
I think I was close to getting cut stop five seconds before we left I actually
what you're gonna treat me bro I actually have your I actually have your
Bobcat Rock and bring it in.
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, that would be split dead.
Yeah, I got you, brother.
Hey, guys, crouching in a bush.
Perfect.
It's up.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yeah, closey, because that's the best that they're ever going to do.
Brother, you're going to be on top of their cliff.
And like me killing me and killing closey.
That's just like go to their face, montage.
Yeah, yeah.
six six three sixty bush said on clothes eat
all right I will bring in the light ammo you bring the artillery yeah but what do
you bring it what else are you bringing is all is what I don't know I was under
the impression this was a gift oh okay okay since you like that I'll give it to
you the only time though first and only gift ever of course of course of course
of course of course I'm still waiting for my health cat gifts as I'm with the
bungalow yeah it's a copy it's a common Maxwell again don't you worry max who
Hooligan, I love it.
It's on the way.
Got the scat pack with it as well.
Yeah, you got my wife calling me Max Hooligan too, you asshole.
It's funny though.
No way.
She's like, she's like, who's this Max Hooligan guy?
What the hell?
I was like, whoa, let's go.
I'm greater alert.
Fuck yeah, because you eat that?
fucking close to me to get damn it perfect perfect okay are you gonna are
you gonna remake his video of him almost dying
he knows about that
Let's ride
Oh, you know you my scoochie good thinking
It's got those two skill points in I'm good
Excellent raid did you guys how much more space and skill points you get if you guys did expedition twice
You get five points per expedition and 12 stash base per expedition
That's not gonna make it if
that's nice how would my Sasha that 304 is it really feel out the math on how many
you'd expeditions you have to get the entire scotty they're gonna stop you
from doing that right there's no shot to let you do that I think if you play
every day for like three years you gotta earn it but he's actually then
miss you well that's probably bad at math they said they said they said they're
gonna cap it at five expeditions as a trial. Ah, potentially could increasing it.
All right, well, that'll happen. That'll happen. We're going cold snap.
You've been together on the house now let's ride
Thank you, good day
May the odds always be in your favor. Oh my god. I didn't fix it though. I'm so sorry
I'm an asshole Wow
I'm fine
It'll just break happily to the fight. I'll get my shit kicked in don't worry
No, no rat 29. What's that? It's a 23. It's a 23
We'll kill the winners and then we're done. Oh, yeah
Let's ride
Let's go!
Jesus, I'm the first guy to thank you, my boy.
I hope we do it how much I appreciate that, my boy.
Oh, I don't got no fucking ass shots.
Goddammit.
Very kind of you, my boy.
No fan?
We missed a hot man, my boy.
Oh, we missed a hot man, my boy.
We missed a hot man, my boy.
We missed a hot man, my boy.
Thank you, my friend.
Oh, it's my turn.
Yeah, sure. Uh-oh.
I
Space Jesus yeah, go right don't sprint either. No heroes
Max who to get killed Joe Logan
theory indeed a theory indeed and motherfuckers always likes to find me at a
Yeah, he's the hooligan hot
Cove see about the pickle video
I
Got trouble
I tried tuning it fought back
That's crazy, but don't ever say that again to me
Now I ever tell you that I got in trouble with my twitch manager for pretending to jerk off in that video
I'm dead. Oh, there he is. I'm gonna get a good luck guys.
I'll be right here.
One down, one down. I cracked one there. Watch out, watch out, watch out.
One more is a Toro. Where is it?
Oh, yeah, just four teams at water treatment 70 minutes
He had
What down what down I'm here
come back come back come back I'm going in I'm going in he's revived I heard
about the laughter you need to be out you want calling in front of me
don't make noise don't make noise
there's a
I'll do it I'll do it
charge
we're down we're down
oh two guys there two guys they're gonna get out take it out
take it out now
NOOOOOO
nice old bag
shit shit
let's talk about it
shit
hold on wait before you do that
hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
do you know who that is?
that's Max Hooligan
yeah Max Hooligan
the silliest in all of the MMA
oh yeah of course some other teams here
I wouldn't there be another team here
I
Brazil
Kill that one kill that one on the ground kill that one. He might be racist maybe
Maybe better not to take a chance.
I'm gonna hold you down for a while.
I've got a proposition that you will not want to mess.
If you revive me and this gentleman next to me, I will let you kill all three of the down people.
I have a better deal. I'll buy you and you get all the goods.
All right.
No, come on. Don't do that.
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
Thank you, sir. Back to life for a few minutes, for a few minutes.
This one has to die right here.
Gosh, yeah.
Thank you, my friends.
That's you, Mr. Bershwain. That's for you, good friend.
we're still alive thank you boys thank you boys
this is going pretty good
I should get all the shit out of here.
Move my body in the corner and if he not that first guy, you tell him I'm not mad.
Got you, got you, got you.
Go, go, go.
That guy?
Hello?
Do you wanna learn some Portuguese?
I would love to learn some Portuguese.
Can you tell me how to say, ha ha, clunks, are you dead?
Uh, alright.
Okay, alright.
How do you say that?
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Clogsy, must have more to.
I can't repeat.
I don't know.
Clogsy, must have more to.
Thank you, good sir.
I
Was quite lucrative good shit quite lucrative. Oh, oh very
Which would I go burn peanut I'm out of here
Oh, I was she late and she laid a gig
I got the first guy killed in my hold on we change
I'll never mind. I got a line. I lied. I lied
What? Oh, I
Will suck you dry for that good sir
Thank you
I've only been like 40 but that's still pretty good
that's top three out of 40.
You never ever know the ceiling.
The panela.
Panela.
Panela.
Panela.
Is that like a UFC fighter?
The best Brazilian can ever.
Oh, best Brazilian cunt ever?
Glenn.
Oh, oh, oh clan. Oh, wait, is it one of the are you coming burn? Wait, what kind of clan?
Oh
Like a guild. Okay. All right. Oh, oh, oh stop to that guild. All right. Okay, cool
I'm coming back. I'm coming
What oh
My gosh
I
Can't hold much more boys all you men have filled me all of you men have filled me to my brim. I can't hold any boys
You men have blessed me you men have blessed me greatly
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I got it. I got it go go go go go
Max check it out all these three men filled me up
God speed gentlemen God speed
The pleasure is all mine.
Give it a shot out to the closey. Again.
Here no pigs.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen. Excellent, right?
Not too savvy, boys. I got $308,000.
See, cause that's why I'm thinking you got $3,000
and came in handy there.
You savvy!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Do you want me to bring you a bobcat one, brother?
No, thank you, Mr. Max.
I am swimming in diamonds and gold.
I have more money
that I could have the possum to spend.
Or tonight.
In a bunk at four.
I see they will be stuck me up my whole inventory with guns.
That was nice.
These away.
Here we go like you do.
Right there.
You're a pair this bad boy, which we get some from the crazy seed lady
You do
I don't care lady
Of course how much did you go with?
I can't tell you how many times
Those guys have been in my games
They were quite
Fond of me and mr. Max. Maybe you did something to him. Did you call their mom something?
Yeah, maybe perhaps perhaps they seem to like me mr. Max quite a significant amount
Yeah
They filled me up. They filled me up good
I snapped hooked into a window with 17 minutes left. There's five teams there perfect perfect
And then the 16 runs in screaming peanut
Nah
Then it happened
That was good. That was a good. That was a fun one.
That was a fun one. Thank you, my boy. Hey, Mr. Rising.
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
That was a good raid. That was a good raid.
You know, I'm telling you, I think, I think maybe we, like, because we were losing in the beginning.
Because we were losing in the beginning and now we're winning tremendously.
Maybe we should sacrifice Kloaksy more often.
Think about it, those last two raids.
You might be on to something, brother.
Exactly.
Exactly.
We run into the first team, let Kloaksy die,
then we leave the master plan.
the master plan.
I'm going right here.
That's right.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
My husband and I got married that was being on it.
What do you bugger it up?
Congratulations
to the Mullins.
Hopefully that's a real last name and not just a GTV last name.
Hmm.
Burn it. Burn it.
What? You think they're gonna add districts into the game?
Districts?
Yeah, you know how you guys got like bungalows and stuff?
You think they're gonna add the enter games?
Honestly, I would say they probably will.
Two or three years from now.
I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it.
I think they like to take their time on the updates. Make sure they're perfect. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
What are you about that, Coachy?
Squidward! Good!
Coachy always has the best takes. That's why I go to him for things like this.
Um, no, I wouldn't know that they would do it, but it's gonna take years.
Now let's ride!
If you're going out searching for candleberries, now's a good time, but it's freezing cold outside so beware of frostbite.
You need something good in there?
I'd like to get a beer.
Good.
Yeah?
Finally!
Finally!
Cheers, brother!
Cheers, my boys!
I need it, I need it.
Cheers.
Max, you drink?
No, not really, brother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I deserve that one.
I deserve that.
You're not doing it because you're like a fighter or whatever?
No, I drink sometimes.
I'm not like a regular drinker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got me.
Double the double.
Double the double.
I
Think I can see this over the internet. It's not safer
Yeah
Yeah, I'm serious sweet, huh?
I mean, no, wait, wait, wait, what was that? So was it? Oh
Oh, that was Jack on right here right here right here right here right here right there
That color that's good
Follow me boys inside this room
Give you a live vision
I'm above. No, I'm above.
Because this is, no, because the spider is dead. It's up top.
Yeah, I'm up top. Yeah, it's towards electrical.
Don't go shuffling them up, ladies and gentlemen.
Fucking.
That spider's broken.
It went down and it went back up.
I'm not seeing anything over here
Oh there they are!
One on one on one!
One one one!
Yeah one's dead!
I'm back man!
Two dead?
Got another one got another one!
Nice all dead!
Go on one team!
There's another team behind us, another team behind us is the team that killed the thingy.
You're dying in his own...
This is a fortnight, pal.
I would be the cold.
Died?
That was a freak hit.
Don't crack an idea on me.
I'm getting tired of this one.
Follow me, boy.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Oh, hey there. You don't have time to see my dress?
What? Oh, yeah, good thing, good thing.
I
Processors
Really for power rods still in bed is maybe 50 more dollars and said tell max I'll play him in UFC 5 for 250k
You play me yeah, I think he wants to overcome his natural inability to do it in a video game
And are you nice in the game, but I fucking suck this way
Oh
When that went down
I don't know what that guy's doing. I'm going in
Coming I'm coming
yeah that was kind of cool that was kind of cool that was kind of cool
you know I just got a feeling my bowl
come here I got you I got you bro quickly I have to drink a half a bottle of whiskey
and lose my kids in the divorce
I'm a famous singer called your mom.
Where's the third one at?
Where's the third one at?
I don't know, bro.
Oh, there he is.
the guy below. Yeah they're all homeless. Perfect. Yeah I got an Osprey, Osprey 1 and
801. Well I got a bomb. It's pretty cool. Nice. Yeah, everyone. I hear people. We're
People behind, right here, right here.
I'm going in!
Alright, fine. Why?
Fuck his shit on the ground already!
You showed him.
On me, bro.
Yeah, I did.
He wanted to 1v1 you.
I wasn't gonna 1v1 him, but are you serious about that?
Yeah, fuck him.
To the tower!
We just killed the 10 people on this side of map.
I thought we didn't say a single word be down that guy. He goes, wait, wait, he won't be one max hollowing
He just easily do it. He probably says that to everybody to kill them
Why is pick up on something yeah, he had a shotgun I'm not gonna win that fight
But I'm gonna yeah, I think he wanted to you. I think you wanted to do the melee battle
Oh, but it's too damn big!
You know what? You know what they say, right Peanut?
Uh, what?
It sucks to suck.
Fuck em!
We'll catch you by the 50th time.
I
Hold up
That means something and
We a silly goose
Beaver Brazil beaver Brazil. Oh, Mr. Crandos my man
type of ours
even the population
Sometimes I'm hurt a single shot. I was inside of the back
You didn't they're waiting for us, bro. Please forgive me Bob. Oh, yes
Thank you boys, thank you boys. Thank you boys. Hey get some of cotton over the other side
I do a fighter pizza boys. Thank you buddy. Thanks for help me out. I think I'll be on the boys
Thank you
Didn't think out if I could pay it and even for jail
You wanna go up here?
Peanut, you're a psycho.
Yo, I was gonna kill you up here.
Wait, where's that?
I don't know.
Outside of here?
No, no, no, no, no.
What?
Down below.
Yeah, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Let's go kill him.
The bobcat.
Oh, we don't know they're on par, they're on par!
Directly under, directly under.
Okay, we're through the door.
You're a bit of a freak, you know?
Oh, I just behind us another team
Another another another team
I never had it
Here we go, POTA!
Oh, perfect
Back, back, back, back, back
He's on the other side as well
It's everyone, it's everyone
Gaby's at his head
Nice
One more, one more behind him
Watch, watch, watch
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me
He's terrible he's terrible
He's terrible
We're doing it
He's not he's got you got you got you got you got it
The budget rocket
I'm gonna go without an old 50-50s
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Hey, you doing back up?
We've got you now.
Everybody follow me quickly, quickly!
We've got you now. Everybody follow me quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, on me brother.
I think we do. Oh, don't you think you're thinking.
You're thinking. You know something, something.
You know something, something.
I
Crazy amount
Yeah, they could be coming from yourself
No way
I
I
One oh one oh
There's 80 medium at the top of this yeah, I got you
I should go kill those guys here
I think they're mad at my wall.
It's in the wall.
It's closing the wall.
There's somebody in the wall.
There's me, there's me, there's me.
What do you do?
Why?
There's a clicker that's inside out here.
What's up, T?
There's still a cop.
No, he's mad at your camera.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no he was pointing over here.
Were you guys just healing him?
Nope.
They're below us.
They're below us.
100%
100%
On bridge below us, right here
Careful peanut
They're right there fall back
I think it's I think it's your
Ryan it's Ryan P9A
This read this read
Go go go go go
Doctor the one
One
Doctor the one
Dead
You better heal him
Seven
Oh god one team
Order
All that all that all that all that
What are you going buddy boy
Heya
I'll handle him stand back. Where are you you pussy?
Did you take a little bit of fuck? I like that deal a little bit of fuck!
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
You can't really run it. Holy
shit. I've never been better.
Get a little bit of food for our
travels.
Okay, I'm ready to leave.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
All right, follow me, boys.
We're leaving.
What's your favorite food you're waiting to drink?
Fuck, I was confused.
All right, thank you.
The light blue can!
Back to you, Eddie.
Food force or the juice force?
One of the two.
The light blue can.
Here, take it.
Right now, I'm drinking the orange cans.
So these were a gift to me. Oh, this is juice force. Oh, so it's got me fruit for said juice forces the orange one
It's what the fruit force is my favorite. Oh
Very nice
And he got this let me drop this
And let me drop the oink
Yeah, you like that. Yeah. Yeah, you're kidding. If you're pussy
Okay, wait, wait, wait, keep pushing keep pushing this is free coast. Oh, oh, yeah
Oh
They definitely saw us. Maybe not. We're not odd to do with his eyes
Yeah, they're just standing there!
Are they mean-mugging us?
It looks like it's the same skims that res you.
You're just aiming right at us.
Yeah, it's the same skims that res you.
I said it.
said it you know that we know they're aiming the other way you can tell by the
shadows when they turn around you're only they know we're here no oh you guys
can't see
Oh, they're coming!
Oh, they're mine.
Yeah, that'll happen.
Hold on, hold on.
Surely they just walk around this corner.
Which funny is I bet with almost a hundred percent confidence that some team of three have tried to stream snipers for seven hours straight at least once with the stream delayed by like 10 minutes by accident they did most of the end.
But they just keep getting away.
How the hell?
How the hell the other guys shot them up already?
Thank you.
Oh, yoink.
Who's getting out of it?
Alright, you guys, there's not a 10 minute delay, I mean like somebody
paused it by accident and didn't realize it.
But there's no delay at all.
Well there's like natural internet delay, but that's like 3 seconds.
Sometimes YouTube gets slow by the end of the night.
YouTube starts off the fastest, they'll have the least delay.
You win and send?
um
Oh
What?
Oh, hoot.
And Peanut didn't tell me about this, this hack.
I just jumped fucking 80 floors to my death.
Yep.
Yep.
I saw that.
That was excellent technique.
Don't worry.
I wrote it down.
Wait.
You set up a zip?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to scare you.
Follow me, boys.
Fuck you.
Follow me, boys.
Who's got a hat to keep?
Who's got a hat to keep?
She's got a hat to keep.
Stupid. Yeah, I got one. I got one.
Get him.
Oh, we're getting shot! We're getting shot!
To the head!
Here we are.
You can jump from the top of the tower right there
Hey
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Hey, no worries.
He made that as a compliment, by the way.
He said, he said, fuck yeah.
You just sit here, because it only came to the discord.
I did, I did it.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's right, that's right.
Well said, well said.
Excellent, pretty gentlemen.
Excellent, pretty.
Don't be putting nothing in my mouth.
Nothing else.
I got two. Oh, I got the firework box blueprint.
Oh, nice.
Then we can celebrate.
So this bad boy like to do.
I know it's from a movie, but that doesn't mean you can just do it. I mean they did stuff in
You can't do on Twitch!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was from the movie, bro.
I'm sorry.
It's right here on the purple side.
Oh, good. Oh, good.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. You all good. You all good.
That was what I was-that was what I was-that was what I was-
Yeah, you can shock a dog over here and be clueless.
Yeah!
You're good!
It's almost looked up upon
Delicious
That would help that will help
Here we go little something something.
Mmm.
At that.
Don't get let's ride.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
It's which man is there sitting,
punching the air right now?
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
This is Zach and Mr. Eric, what's good, man, good, ah, man.
Thanks to my boy, thanks to my boy.
Thanks to your Mr. Credo, thanks to my boy.
Hmm.
To you, Bobcat, give Koshia Tiffus one.
I'm just saying, the rage has been looking good, boys.
Yeah, we've been doing pretty darn good.
Yeah, the first time, the first time, you guys, you know,
I think you guys planned that.
You'd rather you and Koshia try it on the side of,
hey, let's just die the first time, the bunch.
Yeah, let's die seven times in a row.
And let's get this loser out of here. Let's get 70 stream snipers all fucking us at that time
Yeah, I don't really like it. I don't know what to make to fuck us. Let's get let's get this loser max max hooligan out of here
I can't take it back. I know you I know you
You got me. You got me. I purposely made close. He let us down seven raids in a row
I knew it I knew it
Mmm-hmm do apex be my decent apex boys. We're doing on though right now. We're doing on
I'm shitting right now
Yes, good probably second best grenade which one
Bro blazer
Definitely second best grade 100% 100% 100% not even close. It can uh
It's a one that shoots up gas and then lights the gas on fire
But if someone gets hit twice by it they instantly die
Kill you kill those spiders with two of them. Yeah, no they change that and then you're fit
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like six now
We're about the six trailblazers like you do perfect perfect
We shoot sweet you some liars bar night with this Max
You know, I'm not I'm down I'm down for the whole game night again
uh
Let's ride
I don't understand how that jackass is not in the bus yet.
He's fat and stupid.
He's fat.
That's crazy.
Even if he could catch up to the box, he can't fit to the door.
Oh, oh well.
Then you need to do that kind to him and make the bus door wider, please.
He'd be kinder to himself and get himself a treadmill.
That's a good one.
All of you boys. All of you gentlemen.
Yeah.
The peace for people right now today.
Usually, that will get inside of lots of map.
This is going pretty good.
Hey everyone, went to bed.
Yeah, it is Thursday.
Thursday that was that was actually like the worst. I've seen it in like a very
Yeah, it's like week one of the games coming out. That was the worst dreams. I've never seen ever
Yes, I'm telling you Max. They wanted your ass. I'm just saying and they got it, bro
When we said when I finally answered back and I don't bring it on motherfuckers. No one's bring it at all
Oh, he's double down, all he's doing with the bug.
I'm sorry.
We're fucked, we're fucked.
I miss you, I will say that's the first time I've ever sensed something like that, and
it not go horribly.
Wait for the fire.
That's it, that's time for you.
Are we doing a rat race over there?
I didn't bring any wards, you bring any coaches?
Coaches?
We'll see no idea. Oh, will you die we just chill out here?
I mean I bought walls I only bought three. Oh
You can make the door. I see and then bought the back one
Couldn't see oh my god. How are there so we know I wait? I know how to do it
I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to eco rat nays with the wheels. See
I don't do it
Which you can't see cuz you're running away from you
Take me out to be I got a perfect plan. I don't know how to equal it
if this
one ride here
Then
One ride here then
We do it like this. Oh that spider is literally in the way
I'm almost 120% sure that he's not listening to you or no Bernard perfect. Yeah, I know what a sweet treat. Oh
Don't leave a talk since ghosts one ear at the other good good good. There's no I'm doing an eco door is eat
Oh, there we go. There it is. Oh, you see that cozy? Yeah, that was good.
Oh, you just bailed this by it.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
There's nothing to worry about.
No, they destroyed more pots.
Someone farted in the elevator, was that yours?
No.
A clue.
Oh!
Dude, dude, dude.
Alright, go up there and some peanut.
I'm on it, boss.
I'm on it, boss.
Sir, I'm here to kill you all.
I'm sorry.
If you want to blame it on one, it's this guy's fault.
It's FYI, it's that guy's fault.
I'll take what you're doing.
How you doing, sir? How you doing?
you doing very good I can't do that
you are okay what if what is the rule of Ramadan tell me
that alright so you can't eat from sunset sundown sundown okay okay okay
You can unmute, curse.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Thank you, brother.
Good luck.
He broke Robert down.
He broke Robert down.
Little baby goo.
Is that really the rules?
Is the sunset the sun down?
Yeah, sunset the sun down.
That's the rules.
Wait, so you told me you had to pick an hour during the day and that's the only time you
could eat.
No, no, no.
Sunsit the sun down.
Wait, I thought you...
Wait, no, no, I thought you could only eat a certain amount of hours you what you said one hour
No, no, no sunset the sundown you can't eat and then you can eat
Am I on drugs?
No, no, no, no, no
Sun rise because I'm sick. Okay. I thought I was
Yeah, for the one millisecond that it's also sundown to sunset
Well, I think you can just wake up early and then we'll just see you during the
night or during the days. Wait, can you like drink anything or no? Nope, nothing bro.
But even if it's nighttime? Oh no, once the sun's set, once the sun's, once it's
You pretty much can't get plastered but doing late
That's what I would do that's fucking fire
You're kind of a sound fun, but
Once you haven't been eating all days that's it's gonna fucking hit
I'm not seein' nobody else.
Oh, apparently, oh.
Oh, apparently you can't drink at all if that's your religion.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no alcohol, yeah, that's correct.
Oh, that's correct.
That is correct.
That's kind of crazy.
I
Think one of their religions you can have two wife's oh holy shit more than one
Religion bro, it's kind of crazy bro. You can have a religion that one way
Life maxing
Ask your chat they might know because
their religion there's a religion where you can pick bacon or you can have more
wives it's crazy actually real bro it's actually tripping out I was like what
I'm not sure that's not giving up bacon I'm well I wouldn't that is correct but I
don't know that's a thing
actually likes ice too so you're good on both perfect perfect balance balance is
all things should be
I'm not certain about that guys I'm not certain about that
where is everybody
they're trying to act like they're not doing a thing but they're actually doing a thing
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah
Do you go to the the triangle house?
No, I mean, I especially above us we hear it I guarantee I guarantee someone's on the top camp in it
Well, yeah, let's go take a little peep
That you take on the top and it's gonna shoot your eyes. No
I'll go take a little look see
See all good
Gotcha
Nobody out here
Where is everybody bro? Didn't I get into lobby?
I don't know what's going on
They close you might be right, maybe all the stream time is with the bed and it is school tomorrow
No, not in Hawaii, got canceled.
Oh, wait, really? Why? What? Volcano or something?
Uh, severe weather. Severe weather is gonna be storming.
Volcano.
A volcano is erupting on another island right now, though.
What? I thought the whole island had one volcano.
Yeah, we're on different islands, you know that, right?
We're not all together.
Yeah, obviously.
But for all the stupid people that don't know that, how many islands do you have?
No way someone just said that right now.
Eight islands!
That's a great amount of islands.
Tagged one?
I fucking am good.
GG's.
I got spacked.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm just shooting to be part of the team.
I don't really have anything.
Yeah me too, I'm just over here dancing for you guys.
Working for his dollar, working for his dollar.
All of me boys.
Going over.
Hmm
Wee, they're dying over there
Sure, yeah, the one that he probably hurt
Yeah, you you shot one of them. Yeah, I cracked one
Holy shit
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually,
I did not get hold of it.
I'm gonna cut out your head.
What the hell?
It's like a crazy. So it explains.
Sorry, Bows. I was, I was shooting, I was shooting.
Oh, who was that?
By that building.
Ah, it's the depress.
Oh, that's the depress. Click it.
It's the depress.
That'll happen. It'll happen.
Hmm
My god man goes so fucking weak
It's an happy legs. Oh my god
Oh
Dumbbell
I'm just gonna send this okay. I'm probably gonna die, but I'm sending it
On top
I
Done who the game
Results with that it's a good me another team
Where?
There's two teams here
You guys thirst the most
Watch the extractor
100% another team because when we were pushing over someone died. Yeah, I saw that. I don't see that
I'm not paying. Hold on. What you just think yourself out there. Oh
Oh, I don't see him. I don't see them.
Right here
All right, buddy, okay, I did buddy
Okay, I was gonna stand there to insult you and I'd sit there for too long. I was gonna stand there to insult
No, that doesn't go I saw you plant a thousand miles away. I was just standing there to insult you to show you how dumb it was
Sucks to suck
I'm going I'm going boss. I'm going boss
follow me boys
oh he's already looted so that one doesn't count bad one doesn't count I
was standing there to show how dumb the plan was there's been a miss it's input
on the timing I'm talking on the hell where we came from
Should we go back over there?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh!
There, renegades!
Oh let's go kill em!
Mm-hmm.
I can't even see them.
I'm gonna go and get him.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Renegade Bloom can't even hit that.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Yeah!
No, what the hell?
No, what the hell?
I'm on the way, boys!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Huh?
We killed him or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about more?
Let's get over there then!
Oh, I made a vital mistake.
Oh, fuck!
Damn it!
I was just coaching the zip line!
Okay, we have to just
send them up
don't get there said oh oh it falls back one
i have no luck um i'm gonna go down to get him
you keep going through here oh please god oh okay okay this guy's just having
I'm fucking I'm the fucking man bro.
Where do you go son?
Back one?
One good shot?
Back another one?
They suck.
Did they know?
Yep, they suck.
Ha.
Stupid bitches.
Could hit a shot to save their lives.
Thank you good jerk.
Looking down the hill now?
I'm just gonna revive you slowly cause I'm a man.
Alright.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Jay.
Thank you, Jay.
Back one that was looking for you.
Crack.
Can you tag? Can you tag him?
Yeah, uh, one stop coming back up.
Too far. Too down.
Oh my god, bro. This guy is in jackass.
I'm coming.
Yup.
Yup.
Let's ride!
Done again.
I mean, you guys are very bad. They're running up the hill now. Right here, right here, right here.
Just push, just push.
He's gonna be on that.
Do the right flick on him.
He's gonna be towards your bottom. I mean, he's gonna aggro the queen.
I mean, I mean, I...
Hey, Peanut, love you. In your round Peanut Bottom Lobe, I think about it during sleepy time.
Also watching the P-PEX takes me from six to midnight.
Peanut's got that irresistible Peanut Lobe taking everyone for a ride.
P-PEX skills are unmatched. That's how you bungalow.
Thank you, Bob.
Still on that, still on it.
Right here, right here.
Danger.
I like it!
One of these boys running right here.
Oh.
Right James!
Nice.
Nice.
Cracked down.
No one right here.
Bagged.
Got you guys.
Got you guys.
Got you guys.
Got you guys.
No one right here.
Guys, do you guys see him?
Come on, James.
Cracked.
Cracked on that.
Flash, one shot on the guy in the back.
Down the guy in the back.
You're in a...
Keep going.
Going, going, going.
I know that.
He's a little spanky.
Good job.
Nice to nice to know you, let's do it again.
There's something, something.
Aw, this is fucking...
Oh my god, why are you...
We had a gold stock!
Score!
Ready, bro?
Why was he poor?
I had nothing.
Oh.
Why did I have to run again with a gold stock?
Of course he did.
Oh no, no, no.
Get the fuck off, bitch.
When a fire
Don't worry, I left all the really good stuff on them
Honestly D-Fibs gonna do that to resume when you would happen 17th time
Good
I'm gonna D-Fibs to
You know what folksy
You can have his loot.
I'm good.
There you go.
That's his ride. Sharing is caring.
Alright, let's leave.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gentlemen. Actually, he didn't have a...
He didn't have a Trinity Blueprint if you wanted.
Yeah, I'm good.
Do we have that one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Brother, you're the poorest, bro. Tell that shit.
It's real, honestly.
I bring you that Tempest Blueprint itself for more than your entire stash.
Oh, it doesn't. I have $23,000, buddy.
Check and made.
Check and made.
That's so beautiful.
That'd be disgusting.
He might be adding on one more zero. He might only add $20-30.
I did earlier today I should kind of just make it a number up I don't know what I'm bad but I'm somewhere out there
There.
Still can be overlooking in any shadow.
All right, hop on in boys, the one at five.
Exchill it, rain, gentlemen. Exchill it, rain.
Excellent raid.
Not too shabby, boy.
It's a bit silly.
Let me take my stash.
Excellent raid.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're 27,000 smackledoos.
Not too shabby if I do say so myself.
I'm switching up. We're going somewhere a little crazy. It makes you be a long-range gun and not taking a space for it
Yeah, oh wait, I'm switching up. We're going somewhere a little crazy. Yeah, I got short rain gun
Child these
And that
That over there
I did do. Oh, yeah. Thank you.
We just want to see the recharges.
Oh, the mischief's shiny like did do.
Here we go.
Then we ride!
I should all blue it's a
PALL OF GRAMM
DUMBASS!
You tired of detaining that old man!
Let me level up, can you think of anything else?
We'll put one right here
Alright
It'll be due
You think you're gonna be more than I am, oh?
You guys got storage weapons?
Yeah.
Good.
Good.
I swear, if you pick us somewhere that we need long range...
No, no, no, storage weapons!
I'll find you in...
I'll find you in real life and I'll hunt you down and I'll kill you.
Oh, word runs!
In game, of course!
In game!
In the game, of course!
Oh, yeah.
in the game of course
oh yeah
ah, I keep forgetting about
oh word
oh word
word?
oh word
oh, real and true
real and true
ah
go over the map
this is the map right here, this is where we're going
okay
okay yeah, nice
mm-hmm
They're like, knock it in though.
Yeah, he's talking to you.
Yeah, I'm trying.
You honestly been dragging this team back all night.
I need to focus down.
Max, I don't know if we can get this guy in line.
I'll try my best.
My lightweight's stuck.
Bless mama's voice sounds like a horse jockey being
interviewed after a losing horse race.
I have no idea what that means.
He's my birthday.
Yeah, Happy Birthday, Herbert!
And I'm sorry your parents gave you Herbert.
Happy Birthday, Herbert!
Hope it is physical and full of magical activities.
Let's ride!
Happy birthday, Cody!
Happy birthday, Cody!
Sorry, your friend's name is Herbert.
Now let's ride!
Follow me, boys.
Okay, I came back.
I've got another beverage.
Perfect, perfect.
Speaking of which, cheese, good shirt, cheese, boys.
Yes, salute, salute, mate. Hold on.
I don't know if that's a go-to, chief.
That's like I went to Taco Bell and they didn't pay enough money to get the other good ones.
Dr. Berber, Dr. Berber is my go-to.
Okay, all right, that's a go-to. That can be a go-to.
That's a good one.
That can be a go-to. That can be a go-to.
All right, let's ride!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit!
Oh, oh!
Take off, take off, take off!
You're gonna have to
fall back
Did you guys have the frosty thing
from Chick-fil-A? No, it went off. No, it's the fucking
best frosty fucking thing ever. Close to getting chili from Wendy's
That's his crew to grab. Yeah, dude, Wendy's chili is fire
It is good. It is good. Thank you
good but they did find someone's finger in it no no no extra flavoring extra
flavoring that's a little extra spice buddy
I'd stand back boys no I'm pushing these guys until you stand back
there's a guy there's a guy from side to look like a girl
come on James oh my god he's shot out of the air there's no way
going going on to your left right here that you got you down here
come with you demon
you did it oh they're going to work yeah the freak yeah I was supposed to
I'm like, because we can get some goop, and then if it's ass, we can sleep.
Precisely.
One guy was shooting so far across, is that him?
Yeah, we got him. He came on over.
Wait, on, on.
Where? Oh, you tickle, tickle, tickle.
Yeah.
It's us.
Oh, fuck.
What?
I
Go on go on oh
He go go go I
Tell that he's low
I'm stairs. I'm stairs. I'm stairs. I just with a million shots. I'm careful. It's probably another team
Whiffed
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
All you big man, I want that anyways of course all you big man of course all you man
Thank you, folks. Absolutely. Anytime anytime. Yeah, they're almost okay. All right, okay. I'll just get nothing word
My James
We're cooking! We're cooking!
There you go, Mr. Free!
I can't get back in!
I don't speak your language, sir!
Time to die!
I don't know where to leave you!
It's an a-fee, an a-fee!
Shut your mouth!
You tell him, you tell him!
Holy shit, bro! Who cares you're an a-free?
He killed you!
Let him know!
I got you got you
this one this one
I don't know
we win
yeah
good work team
yeah boys
do some life
oh my god to the guy to the guy to the guy
go
Nice
Come on James
I'm not
You're not you're down nice
He's burning burning burning burning
That's what.
And again, they're free.
Yeah, they're on free, brother.
They're on free.
Perfect.
Hey, you see me out there?
Oh, Daniel.
That's good.
Thank you.
Good
You know, it's my name killing helpless people is my game
You can see that
You gotta learn implied jokes, mr. Max
You over here give me shit about
And you over there talking about doing that Max you gotta learn and play the joke
It's the way around with you and that's crazy
Oh, she back me up on this back me up on this
No, yeah, I agree. It's it's pretty fucked up. You know what? Yeah
Yeah, I knew
I said back me up you jackass
Oh
He says shit. All right, we're not to the streets on that one
I sent in shoes
Maybe
Processors for everyone. Yeah
up
The week seven secretly collecting processes while closing lutes him and then throwing him in a corner
That's an aggregate on something by the way
die big man just be a big man die I could die oh take us burning over there
burning burning burning it yeah all of these boys
stand back boys oh shit what the hell I died where thank my he on me he's busy
I
That I'm one
Why I'm behind the use of the down
It's perfect perfect perfect
Some lucky boys were some lucky boys. I got one I could call though
There's three guys crouching up to you, huh?
Nice skidding back there.
Told him nice grenade.
There's three guys crouching up to you.
Interesting.
Let him go.
Let him go.
If you get as close to you really a furry, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You've never seen the picture?
Oh.
I don't think I got it no more, but do you not know the picture?
Can I fight it? I don't know.
Are you alive, bro?
I didn't say it as far away from me as possible.
Let me see if I can fight it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go.
should be somewhere in here.
I have burns.
Oh.
Cozy, where's that picture with you with you with you with the furry suit on the furries
next to you?
Did I see that to you?
That's no, it's an AI thing that **** did you make it or did whips?
Oh, hey, I guys, hey, I guess you guys are about.
Let me see here.
I don't know where it is.
I'm going to get out of here, by the way.
You work on that.
I'm going to work on this.
You sure?
Guys, who did we send it to that day?
Where's the coach?
I don't know.
We were sitting at someone who was playing.
I don't know, you can get up.
I can go down through here and pop up up there.
No, no, no!
I guess I can go sandbox hatch, but if I go sandbox I have to
Nick works holy shit who hates me my child is like this thing ff you folks
see fuck no you know we said them a fuck you yeah yeah guys definitely don't
put hashtag fuck cook see right in my chat right now everybody right now
Everybody do not do that. I'd be so pissed. I'd be so pissed. Oh my god. That's why I would be so pissed if you guys
No, they're doing it. No. Oh my god. Hey, closey closey
No, motherfucker. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna say do not I'm not doing nothing. I told not to do it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure you did. I told not to do it
I told you somebody clip clip the last 60 seconds of your stream I saying not to do it
How much blinks you think we're gonna have over under a hundred?
I'm going to make money on this
Fuck you peanut
Alright alright, I'm calling out and you're gonna watch
Okay
Alright, I
Would be the cut here ready
Go ahead and show me what you've got.
Alright, I'm seeing a bald person jerking off in the middle of Salamantes.
He's, I think he's taking a rest right now because he was too close. Alright, he's back.
Okay.
Alright, he's edging.
a little little break you got a little too close that time
the real question is closer when you come into a fight
dude I wanna so bad Max one of my greatest fears is fucking flying that's why
oh that's why yeah that's why yeah that and cheese for some reason
okay um fuck you wait oh wait why
I heard fights are so much fun you get to see everyone you get to hang out with everyone I would love
man you gamble bro
what do you play what do you play a bakarot craps blackjack required fucking
my bird you know I said a crazy hit on the this had a crazy hit on top of a
a double craps, bro, it's fast for you guys guys
Thousand I had thousand five hundred on a hard six and I hit it. Oh my god
What is the payout on that or 15k? I had a I had a fucking bro
I had a I started with a quarter, bro a quarter you want it pushed it to hundred one to hundred push it to five hundred
One the five hundred push it to thousand five hundred, bro
bro. Bro. Oh, it's crazy. You're talking about this man. I'm itching my neck right now.
What the hell do you gamble? Is there gambling in Miami? Or in Florida? It's just down here
it's only the, I'm almost died. Down here it's only the hard rock really. Nice. Yeah.
Sonata, I know all my friends are sponsored by some stuff, but I normally just go to the
You know I have a stake deal yeah
No, I was trained max. Oh for real train is your oh my fucking guy. I got a fucking nuts, bro
You know I've always wanted to gamble with the boys, but I feel like
this and that so all those things you were fine I really do it I really do it I
just do it in my in my in my hobby time except in a legend CS co-cases that I
do it live on stream because for some reason nobody seems to really care about
that even though it's literally the exact same thing yes yeah yeah
Good rate, excellent rate.
Good work out there, boys!
Dude, you tell me, god damn it, now I'll go to fight if we play craps afterwards.
Oh, it's 100% bro.
Please come to one, bro.
Yeah guys, I don't want to come anywhere, just hanging out with your friends or whatever.
Yeah, come, Pina, you too, brother.
Oh, really, boss?
They don't have chairs for your kind, so I don't know.
What the hell?
Peanuts racist!
I mean, I know, I'm not.
I just don't.
I just let you know.
What the fuck?
You know what I mean?
I'm thinking of you, my friend.
I don't want you to be uncomfortable there.
Of course!
Oh yeah, no, my kind!
No, I'll just
I'll just fuck off, of course.
No, that's fine.
That's fine
It close he goes I'll go I'll go man. Max you tell us the next one ago. We'll go
Let's you guys know what we can get one to end up and put it in the year that'd be fun
Wait, do you go to like?
You go to like you see fights even if you're not fighting on them
No, I don't I don't know not really I want to get close enough so I could throw dollars on you like you're a stripper
Oh my god
You have no hands. So how do you throw in money? What the hell is going on?
I literally have no arms brother
Heroes you don't have holes in the side of your head
Peter Peter racist
You hear this closey
And then I saw the clip with Nick and I agree
We saw down under I saw nothing with this flat
I'll have you know my cock is massive. I just tuck it
That's right
Tuck technique is like scary movie tuck technique level because you don't see nothing. Oh
Thank you, sir. I
I I don't watch everything
Let's ride
I would go to different map that that was age I died boss everything
I'm sitting at toasties
$7,900
you know what I'm gonna bring you a bobcat because I feel yeah yeah yeah
yeah I'm actually gonna give you a freaking decked out one to whether oh my
man you are you are you know what and you cannot but you gotta stop calling me a
peanut racists that's the deal all right I wasn't saying anything I was just
trying I was looking up for my boy you know man I want to make him comfortable
peanut oppressor no all right we're good all right deal deal for one Bobcat
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good.
I got you a food.
And it's just all decked out. It's for you.
You see you see level six Bobcat. No, no, no. I said, oh, I said,
level six brother you show other you and guaranteed go mute and talk shit about
me on your stream
much well double check in because folks he didn't know Roman numerals with this
game first came out so he didn't know that I did no yeah I gave it don't get
buddy I remember I cannot tell you how many times this guy goes oh Bobcat 5 Bobcat
five. Okay. Well, it went from it went from Bobcat five to Bobcat. I've developed from
a fetus to an alcohol syndrome fetus. And now you're here.
It's your fault. It's your mom's fault for not putting down the bottle. No, I went from
drinking one day a week to drinking four after I met you.
I
Sounds like that's not like a true alcoholic
Thanks, thank you
Plus you need to blame yourself
We're about the metal chairs Max this guy's got a problem
Are you kidding me? You were literally throwing up on Monday and you said a voodoo ranger
I was throwing up because I ate too much food not alcohol
The big arts and the big mac will do that to you now
You
I
You
See nothing let's ride do jump. Oh, wait, yeah
the real question peanut is when am I gonna get my own peanut costume
she's yeah he said when you're muted he's like I want to be on the bus I'm
like why would you want to be on a short bus cuz I cuz I cuz I own that bus
don't you worry Max I'll put up for you chief I've got three in the works
right now but I'll tell you what do you have three in the works mm-hmm is it a
people there's people there's people
what the hell I got Bobcat
one's Tim
well the one's Tim a hundred percent the other two I could make Tim he didn't
fit on the screen
maybe you have a bobcat you know what I want to skin like out of here
I'll uh start a demon controller like Nick
don't do right now chief that is the best skin you have bro thank you good
check whoa the vegeta the vegeta one is pretty good thank you
I'm sick Max what's in yours this one right here the brand new one let me look
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming to you to right now
I have a 45 pound cat so you have to you have a 45
My cat I love hate dioptimus one
Who's the old man
Oh, they keep switching it, they keep switching it, they keep switching it, it's this one with the turtle on the bottom
I've been walking, I've been walking
Max, give me my bobcat!
You say lame
Yeah, see you in the ring buddy
Show off that bobcat brother, that thing is decked out
I
Know something something
Okay, okay, okay, right here. Let's kill them
Yeah, I'm too main to cats are like four feet wide
Well, I want to get me cool. No, yeah, I have two I have two of them. They're great. Can move. I
Need to be a boss. I need to be a boss. Yeah. Yeah, they just set up a wall
It's the same people that set up a wall last game. Look at this
You guys are put the same wall
Yeah
I knew that they were going to jump off and first you in I could use one of those
oh okay all righty then okay oh my god bro nice to you all right yeah yeah
Same guys, but how many times we see them? It's a second time
Take your time. Let me know if you see them with their time
There's a team zips the team zips team in here and they down you on height and jumped off to send you
I thought it was just a guy's in front
I'm so great until ugly kids like that just show up and run the party
I'm good
Yeah, it's the same guys perfect
The TT bearer spamming my chat saying GG's after he kills the first time sweet while he was still in the rage
We're some lucky boys. We're some lucky boys.
You tell me we see that fucker a third time.
He killed us, he killed us, and then 30 second sider.
He was spamming TVs while he was in your body.
Six, six, six, six, six, six.
I can see.
Guys, let me pin something. Let me pin something.
Can I pin something?
Yeah.
One more game.
And two hours of apex and then an hour of liars bar to wrap up the night
What you can say no down? I'm done. What is liars bar? You'll love liars bar. Trust me. You'll love it. You'll love it
Okay, I'm down here
It's pretty much like you're gambling and lying to each other. Yeah. Oh, yeah
The cards
I
Run a quick pole in the buggy they did chat see what's going on
We that would know either what we're ending the night with okay, dude. We used to see you hate apex
We know you love a text. No, but I
Know you love apex needs to the game shit your mouth
No matter what we are ending the night with an hour of lies bar, but depending on what we do for the next two hours
I'm gonna run a quick ball
Mods, can you run a quick pull on twix dude?
Apex vs. Apex vs. Ark, but no matter what we are doing lies bar for the last hour. I don't care. I
Used to play every day. I know it's really good, but now I'm ass
I roll the boys up boys up boys up boys up. He plays octane
Octane is cool. Yes. I'm just 300 feet behind him 24-7
I think he hit the gym beds.
Let me see.
Let me see how this pole is going. Let me see how this pole is going.
Let's see.
What do I need to?
Apex is winning at 58%.
I'm so down for Apex. I love Apex.
I love Apex too. I'm telling you.
Folks, he says he doesn't like it.
When we get on there.
Folks, he loves it. He's a liar.
He is such a liar
We have we have we got a pastry to beg close you get off that we did beg. Oh, that was just not sure at all
That is I was trying to get off for like an hour
Last week, and he wouldn't get off. We had to beg him to get off of a pegs
Yeah, I believe you. I believe you sounds like something you do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm telling you loves that game. He loves that game
I'll give it to you whenever I'm not sure me drop it
I'm dropping I have a bunch of blueprints
But you're okay. Yeah, I thought I was muted my fault. I have a bunch of blueprints for like people. Oh
Do you need anything do you need stable stock? No, I only know
Anything you need blueprints. I'm good. No, I got blueprints. You have like a tempest volcano and all that
I have no money
I don't have any money.
I'm like, you need to get a life.
Come on. Words.
Does anybody have any solutions for the immediate situation?
Hi. Oh, word, word, word, word, word, word, word.
What do you need? What do you need?
What a friend.
Let me see if I can sell some stuff.
Can't help your bad.
Got a blue shield for him.
Oh, really, boss?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm gonna I'm gonna lose it.
Oh, Apex one at 59% to 41%
Hmm.
Remote.
All right, pal.
Here we go.
There's something, something.
A couple of years.
Yeah, can you maybe five arrows in a blue
C.A.P.'s
Let's ride
Me over the fucking the shotgun shot is feeling like they're fucking hitting like hundred
100 health away
We're going into a lot of spots
57k viewers it's cause the other 52k are view bots
They're not real people they're not real people you bots. I love you body
I'm not real that's right, bitch
I'm real no you're not shut up bitch
No, you're not I program to say that I program that guy to say that
That guy was programmed to say that, do not believe him.
Real guy here?
Real liar here?
Real liar here?
Real guy programmed to do that.
Oh, Mr. Bonks, Mr. Salons, Mr. Ducey, Mr. Overseas,
but we'll find some boys. Good man, good man.
Thank you, my boys. Me too, my boys.
Before the Chief Devon meets that place.
Hmm, I might not be real.
See, I programmed that one to have an existential crisis.
That one, that's the existential crisis bot.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Okay, let's ride.
Hmm, wait, am I real?
See, I actually have two existential crisis bots.
Oh, let's ride!
You
To the tower
This is Cosiad.
Holy shit.
Check out these moves.
You like that?
You like that?
Watch it.
Boom.
There's a spin for you.
There's a spin for you.
Yes.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Follow me, boys.
All of these boys.
That nut bum.
Back out the shield, back out the shield.
A stream ahead, that piles it in.
He's not making you poor and close.
He goes the other way around.
Every time I go play with Closie, I get poor.
Who's all my money?
Oh, yes, I do.
I'm fine.
Something's suspicious.
I can give you a table of my syringe if needed, good sir.
me boys. Yeah, I'm jumping at you.
Please give me a good luck.
I'll give you a bad luck.
I'm alive.
Oh boy.
Godspeed, Godspeed.
Oh, tell him.
Tell him about your blender.
Do you have a blender skit?
Peanut?
My blender?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, I'm just gonna ask you what you were thinking about playing that.
You know what, dude, Tim and Nick texted me and they're like, they want to get on at 7am
tomorrow.
Jesus Christ.
All right, listen, I want to try it, but I'm not that dedicated.
Yeah.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
I'll be sleeping.
It'll be cool.
What the hell Tim want to play for?
Tim and Tim and Nick want to play it. They want to run it. I understand Nick, but why do you want to play it?
I don't really know. That ball just went through the ground, by the way.
Perfect, perfect.
No tag goes in here.
I'm going to go up and loot the top offices.
Okay.
Oh bogey spotted out yonder.
Hit that!
Because I don't want to block out, block out!
Call a duty, jump in, jump in!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Because I don't want to black out black out and call a duty something something
And I see no one down here
Ain't no washing in the chat you time to do that old man
I
Guess you get any good too
Nothing at all my good sir. Go ahead and take one process if a cozy
Oh, there's no processor
Where's all the people add
36
I don't know a little quiet yeah, they're too quiet who shuts the east you take it up you bad
You're the right yonder on that roof.
Rader, there, by the testing annex.
There, that's not right yonder.
Oh, I got one! I got one!
No way!
Wait, you killed one out there?
I did, and I might have thrished him two out of no.
How many- there's four of them in the game.
There's someone-
You're saying turtle calling now, huh?
I
Might have a circle though. It's really early in the wife. You're 50-50. You're a ti down one that's out of four times
Why should we go kill them?
The people coming to our last tail, so we will let him come to us. We'll hold on that board
Me and Pina is on the floor already
Yeah, I need to come in for the west
The least the 10,000 paces lease
a little peeps over yonnie.
Hey, someone called the waterfee man extract.
Which one is that one?
Oh, let's go kill him then.
Yeah, I think it's almost up.
If we act with great haste, we'll get there in time.
True.
Come on, we can catch him.
We can catch him.
I do.
Is she now opening? I see it.
There's two teams fighting.
Oh, I got one! I got one!
Nice.
I'm coming.
Is she another one?
No.
There's one! There's one! We're pieced to shit!
Hurry!
Charge!
I'm going in.
Don't die.
Don't die.
Don't die.
One went here, right?
Yeah, he went with you.
He lives stinky.
I heard him down here somewhere.
Okay, let me show you this.
Maybe in this tree.
Not in the tree.
He's out here in the little bunker.
Oh, there's a stupid one.
You're about to see nothing.
We have a creepy.
Oh, they're dying over to the southeast now.
Go back, go back.
Oh, she got any spare fans.
I think it's a little closer, but yeah.
He's in that forest next to it.
Because you goop that guy, I'm gonna goop this guy over here.
No, Max, we goop this guy.
I don't think we goop.
Uh, thank you, good sir.
Hey, he called this extra.
You made it, you're in.
He's going to go with the central swamp list.
You should go for those guys and the other guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, that's the solo that you saw.
Did you go for him?
Yeah, yeah, I think we got him.
This guy's dumb and poor.
There it is!
Follow me, boys.
If you skedaddle it,
not helping these boys, you've got to have something good on them.
Give me a present.
I don't know if we're making this even.
I am.
Oh.
Good thing, huh?
Oh, he's in line
No one's been helpful in raising
Are you winning son? Oh good work. We're doing pretty good this way
Give me good
by the Central Swamp List.
You said he was a solo!
You said he was a solo!
What the hell is this?
He's so used to this.
Alright buddy.
Alright pal.
Alright buddy.
Alright pal.
Alright buddy.
Alright pal.
Okay.
All right, buddy
By the way, I don't know if you know this back to your muted. Oh
Yeah, I just said I was saying a bunch of words that I
Could say here, but not over there. So that's why
All right, we go back to kill those guys in the southeast
Man probably homeless
Yeah, I'll probably hold this.
Let me do a quick read, quick read.
Oh, quick read?
Yeah, we're here.
Might as well, quick read.
Okay, okay.
Right, just aim so they get back in.
Mm-hmm, we said, we said, we said,
oh, excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
We did all those same, we were gonna play some ape sacks.
We can't say that after we're in here now,
because that would have stayed in.
one more one more than to make things one more quickie a little quickie max
coaxie peanut trio quickie but you can see that stuff over there I'm confused
right now holy some holy I am how do you worry will school yeah
Where's school yet?
All right, I'm good to go.
Clucy is showing pictures of his cat.
Let me go get some.
Clucy was even in those shots.
Perfect, perfect.
Was the reason you were muted that entire game is because you're showing your chat pictures of your cat
Yes
Exactly why I'm good. I might I might
Other react I'm actually like in the process of building a home and when it's done
We might buy a hairless cat. Oh, hey
Hey, well, hey, don't do that.
Take you by extra feces in your basement to keep the bodies in.
Don't do that.
No, brother, my wife is allergic to the hair as well.
Yeah, they get a bangles.
Bangles are hyperallergenic, and they look like lines.
OK, what is it called?
It's a bangle cat.
Oh, my god.
Did they get big like a maku, like a maku, or me?
Yeah, yeah, they can get big.
Yeah, they're hyper allergenic and they can't they can be it's like white, orange, um,
he's going to weed a dog.
I think those guys said, oh, no, dude, that's like in your dog.
People get weird dogs.
I don't know.
People got a dog looks like you peanut standing up.
Oh my God.
I was just trying to be helpful.
Fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Buy your hairless cat.
You fucking freak.
I don't I don't care.
And now you can't get freaks over there?
Yeah, you can't get freaks.
We're going publics.
Yeah, Peter, racist. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I've got another Peter. Now let's ride!
I
Let's ride again
You boys ready for a great raid?
Let's go, bro, nigga, go.
Follow me, boys.
What is that?
What is that?
girls or I ladies yeah
well read your chat
why not?
don't
oh alright pal
alright buddy
you cannot catch me with that
Mr. Max Candace told me that joke last week
My wife was asking, my wife was asking, e-girls are I ladies.
Hey Candace, was asking?
My wife, my wife.
Candace?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I ladies nuts on your mouth.
Alright buddy.
You're not supposed to...
...freaking read your chat, brother.
Isn't your wife's name Candace though?
Candace nuts fit in your mouth.
Alright buddy, alright buddy.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
things were never know
bolo b boys
bolo b gentlemen
well actually would be a great game to play oh my god
See if these have you played them before Max?
No, you what?
See if these balls make your mouth!
See if you got me!
Yeah, fine, buddy!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Get this thing off of me!
Follow me, dude.
Oh, there'll be boys.
There'll be enough ammo, and you'll have to get a replace.
I
Am I here nothing from group colleges yet? I did you didn't hear upon last to bring up the stairs, Bobby
What's there's the blue ones?
Yeah
Yeah, these are destroyed
Oh, back to the right.
We're gonna work.
Back to the last.
Charge!
Nice team.
This guy now!
Back to the left.
Three dead.
Outside now.
I have three dead.
We got him!
We got him!
We got him!
We keep going.
Behind, behind, behind, behind.
We'll go back, go back!
Throw smoke at him.
Keep calm.
throw a smoke if you got him. keep calm. he hold the knife! oh perfect. oh oh we're invincible.
what's left? what's behind behind me? coming coming coming coming come come come just
springtree, springtree
got him, he's A-Z got him
nice, that a you
cut
get outta here!
oh no, I mean
I mean, I'm one
he came just to blam, to bluesy
I'm pinning up, pinning up, pinning up on the corner
get the boss, get the boss, get the boss
go on one team
you got you, you got you
you piece of tic-er-ia
another team, another team, another team
where, where, where, where, where?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I just-
You can't kill me it's fucking on the key
No, no, no I cracked up
Are you kidding?
Why is this guy instantly third of state?
Oh my god
He's cracked peanut
You're supposed to use most shields and charges
Don't you worry Max we'll prevent you
I just forgot it
Dude I mean there's just a hundred people here
He's got the close pillar peanut
You're supposed to use most
Standing standing standing standing
I'm shooting you under here.
I'm shooting you under here.
I got you bastard.
Don't want a little bit.
Wasn't left as well.
Why did they just instantly hurts man? Holy...
I thought that was you.
I'm gonna try it.
Guys cracked right, guys cracked right.
This is ice?
I'm sorry.
Double level!
I got him!
Nice.
Oh my god, beautiful.
You're like a well-opened machine right now!
Two skeets of wood, two skeets of wood!
Are they around me?
Right there.
Get your books, get your books!
Oh, I just lost my health in one shot.
Like you do.
Is he coming by us too?
Get to your jewelry.
Kill that cop.
Lock him.
We got him.
Is that a crawling?
There he is!
Got him!
Got him!
Nice.
That was your VP, not...
I need to loot for children's charges and shit.
Gotcha, gotcha!
You're the one who wasn't giving him a warm-up.
Just instantly throw it back.
EAT MY SHIT, EAT MY POOPY, EAT MY POOPY, EAT MY SHIT!
On, on pillars.
Uh, a really good title user, right here.
I
Good
He's on the pillars
We said we should fight the god pillars
Hey, how are they?
I
I have one.
I'm looting for better armor.
Watch out for your grenade!
Careful, man.
I'm gonna leave you with careful.
Wait a minute, I got better armor.
Hold on.
Oh, man.
I'm in here.
I just slumped my armor.
I just slumped my armor and then they'd push.
I'm so dead.
Oh
Good go go go go go
Yeah, they're sending it
Oh no, it's a guy
I
Got too much. I got too much right here right here right here. Nice. I need a city a city
I'm bad at you, bad at you, bad at you, I'm a real organic game player.
Run!
You know!
Oh, perfect, another, another, another, another, another team!
What was we doing?
What am I watching bro organic gameplay organic gameplay
I mean dude, we're just fuck what we do what we do
One right here that behind
I said this guy right here I'm dead for me. I'm dead behind. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
guys all 40 people here don't worry you got us I know that's why all you fuckers
are here don't even worry you got us die get aids die immediately get aids die
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
That was sweet, sweet, sweet.
What a sweet sweet.
That was organic.
That was, that was, was a closey.
Excellent, excellent.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Excellent game.
My fantasy names dude.
That, that was like the first couple of games, Nazi zombies.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Hey big stop, what do you guys say?
Yeah.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Let's do it, let's do it.
I think I'm like
Here and then I'll be sure for liars bar. Oh, no
Of course you have an idea keep it to yourself
Yeah, how about that yeah, how about that I hate this game I
Hate it lion lion plant for higher. Yeah. Yeah
Here we go
I'm swapping my boozeies one second
I hate it!
I'm a liar, liar, quick, so hire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get at me.
There we go.
Almost ready, almost ready.
Got at me, boys.
Almost switched my titles.
Oh yeah, I got to switch my titles.
Thank you for letting me know, buddy.
Mm-hmm.
Here we go
Alright, okay, I'm good to go
Right now we proceed
I'm excited. I'm sorry. I've been back in a fix recently. I've been it's been sucking me. It's been sucking me back in
Yeah, me and my wife been watching your clips
Oh, hell yeah
hmm no stop it I was apex dead liars bar
mm-hmm yeah first time chat my wife
loves you peanut I love your wife watches
you and then she just likes watching
your content and she saw you on apex
you second dying yeah don't you worry
we're not gonna lose a single game
tonight for smacks win after win
block 100 people one second here we go oh wait how do we wait wait text me I'm
gonna add you on discord text me your steve friend code it's asking me if I'm
a human and I have to put a diamond in middle in the middle of a diamond thing
I think I have him at it hold up I also want to have him out of so I can tell
I'm gonna be my half-man.
Take it, everybody.
I got that.
Yeah, how about you fucking shut up, bitch?
I'll send you the steam one right now, bruh.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Oh
You don't want us to be friends, that's crazy
Well, oh no you say you were already
ready. Also, I hate you. I'm talking about you, Clotes. Clotes don't want me to be friends
with Meryl. Yeah, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
You think you know a guy? You think you know a guy? You want to fuck my wife, Max Coxe?
Oh
Let me get you guys in here come on in boys come on in
Game is trash. All right, you're trash. You're trash. This game is cool
No, it's not it's cool. It's cool
Very invite, bro. Oh got you. Here you go
Hmm, we are six. No
He makes is the best
Hell is the guy on the right who is that?
There you go see
Oh, see
I
Know
My friends go
Gundam guy, that's me that's you
Do we want a world do we want a world with some gun number goes straight in the rain?
Whatever
Holy shit, you're down in four. Oh my god
All right
All right
okay
All right, these games is gonna be less whimsical and more
Aspounding like you do like you do
All right guys less whimsical less whimsical games coming up a 1k a 1k what 100% right?
What's your say
I
Was close you had
He's he's sick of your games
Long say
He's all these years grab another be a something yeah
Mr. Pace Bob. I'm like a boy. Good man. Good. Oh, man. Thank you. My what?
Closing a poor jit for real. Thank you, Mr. Cody. Very well said. Very well said.
Very well said. Very good super chat.
It's my boyfriend's birthday today in mind in an hour. We love your streams and
make love to your sweet docile voice every day.
Hello. Hello.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Bella and
got a lover. Happy birthday.
Michel of Ultra. Yeah. You see it's a Michel
of Ultra light kind of guy. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it's a strong beer. It's a strong beer. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you seem like a 45 year old dad
No kids white t-shirt pulled up above your belly button and Chuck E cheese at 3 p.m. On a Wednesday type of guy
You gotta take my anger out
I'm gonna like Chuck E cheese before I had the best pizza in the world on
was good pizza. That was good
pizza. Now, I don't know what
they did, bro. They fired the
cook. They changed it, bro. It's
not the same no more. Oh my god.
We are literally going to get a
shit kicked in. Are you seeing
this? No, we're not. He's
diving. He's diving because I
shit but like you guys are good I like just dunking on terrible people yeah we're
gonna play it we're gonna have to like play zoning shit yeah we have to kind of
we have to lock in here we have to lock in here this is serious this is serious
walking in walking in peanut I hear I was it in here what you say we're gonna
have to like play zoning shit that means no play zone is my middle name no
burn drop a lot plays on me and go I'm playing zone since you were in diapers
buddy which was last week you get the adult one from Target but I've been
playing zone for a long time fuck fuck yeah dude whatever I'm gaming on yeah
why have messy hot liquid diarrhea in the toilet and have to get off your game
You don't got him
Exactly exactly
I was gonna explain by the way, I was gonna say
Is Gundam his Transformers but for Japanese people?
Pretty much.
Alright, okay.
I kind of felt like when I said that, I felt like a hit the nail in the head.
No, no, no.
The Transformers aren't controlled by people.
Gundam's controlled by people.
Yeah, true.
Um...
What about that guy that has the Bumblebee? He tells him what to do.
Yeah, but he's not inside him.
Like, Gundam is like...
Alright, I already knew someone was going to be inside of someone, it's...
They didn't...
Oh my god...
I mean, they already died.
I don't know how you...
It's a ham squad, brother!
Alright, okay, alright!
Alright!
Let's lock it in!
Ham squad ain't nothing, brother.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in, lock it in.
That was like a... I kinda had like...
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
700,000 kills on Octane.
Go outside!
Seven thousand seven hundred seven a hundred
Seven hundred thousand
We're dead we're literally dead that's not possible to be
Yeah
Last week was his 40th birthday actually
Happy birthday
I got an octopus with a flashlight in the middle
I want to see I want to see
Get over here. I put on a tree. Where's it? Where's it?
I'm coming wait for me wait for me. I want to see I want to see I want to see
Where's it? Where's it? Where's it?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, put it in my butt, put it in my butt quickly.
Holy crap, holy crap.
Put one in my butt, one in the closet butt.
We'll swipe it like a noodle out of a biscotti.
That's crazy.
Follow me boys.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Oh, what a sweet feed.
This landing is pretty calm, I'm liking this.
Oooooooh, did you see a battery ranjit that has an ASAC dual cap?
Die.
I'm shit on my block.
Yeah, I'm wrapping my set buddy. I'm wrapping my set
Thanks, Mr. Dutchy. I free CC my boy. Thank you, brother
Good man, that's a good man. That's he
How'd she go to the
looking for a site if you've always seen it
he's a bruiser?
is what you looking for?
anything, any type of site
this guy sticking fentanyl in his butt and jumping around
hell yeah, call me any new york resident whatsoever
bitch
any beer in there whatsoever
Just pick one.
Get on the road, man.
I'm still right there.
Yeah, we have a clean fight here. We have a clean fight.
Let's do it.
I don't see anyone else.
Dad, the building.
Where?
I have a wingman, so I'm either going to aimbot someone or miss every charge.
Yeah, that's a good shot.
Right there.
Open it and be right there.
okay there you sorry guys you are so trash well I heard Maxine you out the
opens right I went to the building I said open why is it there out the open
he said don't go out in the open oh my bad guys okay my bad my bad we'll give
Give me a second chance, give me a second chance!
Uh, a second chance, uh.
Uh-huh.
I think it was okay.
Look at this person.
You're not a person now.
We saved, we saved.
You don't even know me.
Again!
Why not? I have way too...
The kill leader has been eliminated.
That's why I'm here.
I can't look away.
I'm in the middle of the world.
Replicator hits an orbit.
Right here.
Is there a little Hoosie-doosie?
Is there a Hoosie-doosie?
Good coms, good coms.
Mm-mm.
Thanks, big sir.
and go down right scanners real quick boys if you guys don't want
damn. I'm down to go back as like them.
I'm going to start drooling.
yeah.
Oh, there's a box right there?
I'm going to see if there's a safe.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Round two, round two! I like to see them do that again.
I don't think they do it again.
Oh, shh.
Absolutely not.
They're still there.
Oh, de-play.
They don't jump at boys.
Oh, yeah!
What's that?
It's gonna stop me from shooting, you know.
I
What the hell
You come on over coachy come on over
I said, they got a decoy. They have a decoy.
On the top?
One guy's under you.
I got them. I got them.
Start tracking.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Got him.
Got him.
You with the gun thing?
Got him.
What the hell is he even had?
Mind you, mind you.
I'm still down, I'm still down, I'm still down, I'm still down.
I'm so dead.
I'm telling you that was that was just some fuckery. I don't know what was going on there. I'm so
I he had a charge-up rampage so he just blew through my door perfect perfect I'm not
Yeah, I forgot about that. I thought it was only the seals that could be that I'd be my be
Next one next one for sure
Hey, I mean you you work you yeah
Breakful of Zed
Oh
Your back door
Max equals buddy Max is doing the best right there
You can't we got unlucky with that guy having them charged up rampage whatever the shit
I was gonna heal behind that door than shoot a baby. I mean lock. Do what's up?
I did guys that what's that guy's name they can block you gun. What's a guy's name?
That guy with his gun thing has always fucked me relentlessly. It is way too OP
They're a migratory deer.
Oh, yeah, ballistic.
That's what it is.
Ballistic.
Okay, that ballistic tactical thing.
I don't know how to do that.
And then this guy shoots like that.
Are we?
What?
What?
This guy's ass.
Okay.
How do you counter that guy?
The ballistic thingy.
I think as soon as you get hit, you can't do nothing, you just gotta die.
Do you guys have any way to counter the Blitz and Tarticle?
Because I'm pretty certain once you get hit by that, you just have to die.
You need 100 damage.
I think now is the time for team building.
Not team grading.
Yeah, I'm gonna build you up.
I hope. Let's say something nice to each other.
Team affirmations. Good thinking. Good thinking.
Yep, yep, yep.
Good thinking.
I'll go first peanut. I like how you did a hundred damage and aim silly died both fights in a row
Good good talk, okay. All right, okay good team affirmation good team affirmation
I'll go next I'll go next
Hook see I like the way
I like the way you said don't worry. I'll kill everyone and then proceed to get your ass pounded
Good team affirmation good team affirmation you're up next with Max
You say something nice about you one of us yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, I bought you guys. I like the way that you both had a hundred something damn you. That's amazing. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. All right good now. We have the team affirmations out of the way now
This guy is a UFC champion. How is he out damaging us? We do this every day for a living
We'll get the blues already.
Score!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Let's go kill these guys.
Move for R99, boys.
Get you, get you!
No, no, look, I'm giving these real quick.
Oh, actually, no, I lied.
That was R99, that was uh...
I'm going this way.
Use your light.
Who's using it over here?
What are you doing?
Oh, you see.
They scant too.
They scant.
Oh, I got it.
I went back.
Enhance my weapon.
Got him!
One went on dead! Dead! Dead!
There's one more!
I mean another one!
I mean right here! Right here!
One is on top!
One is in top!
Johnny's dead?
No! He got him! He got me!
One down. One down. One down.
He's playing nocturnal. He's playing nocturnal.
Oh my gosh!
He's dead!
Let me get it close up.
What is that?
Let's check the summary.
Mmmmm.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't check it. Okay.
Eeeeeeeesh!
Hey, the 30-30 is going.
Hey, I think I got that guy.
Eeeeeeeesh!
Every gun is pretty, uh...
Is that 59 damage?
That is, that is, that is, that is, that is.
Excellent!
I'm gonna get you next time, brother!
Good work, boys!
Ah, that'll happen, that'll happen!
Yep.
So, we guys, we got 20 a team at time!
Next, we'll do 19 teams!
18 teams!
17 teams!
We're working our way up!
Yep.
What's she doing?
I
Don't know how those two guys got to across you so fast
Yeah, one padded. Well, so I downed one and then I got vert needed by the other guy
It's so it's launched me off the edge as he was batting. I'm a perfect perfect
Do these guys got to
There's no way these guys are that good these guys son. I think these guys actually do suck we're just I think these guys
I mean I do actually do
Look at them
look at them one guy didn't get damn it that's crazy yeah this is got a instantly
died we got to be three oh my god he's got killer saw he's easy to kill you just
Yeah, I got a weird go weird go to go to his Twitter now
Everyone who called him a weirdo
Housebacks are shooting this he is shooting this
cliffside you watch the new burpee anime yet no I'm out of chance I'll take a
little pee pad and that's a shame lock in or I'm divorcing my wife I'm on it
trigger happy I got you don't worry oh jeewory I'm gonna save your marriage
look at that
I'm serious this is our game one month or over one month or over
fine too I'll save both your marriages don't you worry I'm a rainy Monday
Pretty cool, pretty cool, pretty cool if you ask me.
Alright folks, see you lockin' in.
I swear to god if I see another double digit damage, the sun, fuck it.
I've never had double digit, I'm poppin' a perfidium and I'm gonna get the fuckin'.
Whoa, that's right, that's right.
Oh
Purple happy man right here. We need it. Oh, I jumped on this guy. Oh, I'm is 30. Oh, is it guy down there?
yeah I'm coming I'm coming
watch out oh
we're coming we're coming
back to the other one
one's cracked far right one's cracked far right one's there
it's much one's here we should send this guy he's going to run I think
I'm going in. He left. I want you to watch the wall. I want you to watch the wall.
One's up top, right here. What's that noise?
I
Do these do these do it
Don't divorce your wife
Oh
Fuck
Perfect oh my gosh, bro. What the fuck?
Hey, please
Peanut, you have forty in mind!
Damn it!
Guys, guys, guys!
You just get in there and die!
Back to the lobby, back to the lobby.
We're doing a gun to warm up.
We are doing it with-
No, no, no!
You have forty-five damage!
I'm a hardest boss.
These guys are controller looting!
Alright, okay, alright.
Alright, okay, alright.
Alright, fifth time is the charm.
I think we might suck. Oh, no.
Oh, no. I had only a 3030. If I
didn't have that, I actually
throw that I shot about three
shots right my life and then
died. You need to die. Okay.
Don't worry. Check. I got that
done. You need to stop sticking
the fit on your ass and then
You need to stop sticking the fitter on your ass and running in.
I'm on a boss, on a boss.
All right, we need to play more as a team, as a team.
That'll help.
We got this one.
Now we're clocked in.
Now we're into the business.
I
So I in team
Die
In the game
In the game in the game
I'm erect a
Condigillations
Oh, half and half. We got half good players.
And then half bad players and three fucking morons.
Yeah, yeah, three morons and you count as all three.
That's correct.
Actually, if you want to get technical here,
close your ears part of the three morons.
You had double digit damage.
You're gold.
You had double digit damage.
You're in gold.
If you want to do one of the challenge, it's soloQC.
see who can get our use a challenge how much my weiner you can fit in your butt
all right yeah I got a challenge for you find some bitches you know I got a
challenge for you find your dad
whoa how about that how about that mine well mine left ten years ago from
milk yours left 20 years coming back this Christmas always am I no he's not
No, he's not
Whoa
In here
Lock it in. Oh, okay. If I get killed by a guy named get better kids we won three. I swear to fucking God
Yeah, what about Shad and chaos?
361. Oh
This is good spot. There's good spot
About to go crazy. Let me tell you that let me tell you that we're about to go insane best human night right here
Lock it in boys!
I need you to shoot your gun.
Okay.
It's not him shooting the gun.
Shooting the gun is fine.
Nice.
It's him jump padding
into fucking no-hats land.
Every second that he has.
Yeah.
I don't know what to do.
I got my weapons. We're doing good so far.
I'm gonna take it to bio no bitch you're a former
Hey, how you doing?
Yeah, yeah, pretty good just hanging around you that is
He's hanging around
Hangin around
I'm good to go. I've got everything I need. I need light bags
yeah that's exactly what he did
that never happened liar liar and on
I need a light mag.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude.
I need that.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I'm going with you forever, buddy. I got heroin.
True, true, true.
You can have that, Moojee.
He's so great, Reeves.
Hi, buddy.
Hi, friend.
Moojee, can I have that, Moojee?
Yeah, drop it.
Thank you, Jay.
Good man, good man.
Oh, where we have to first boys?
Oh, that's got a kick.
Yeah, PK, why don't we use the PK?
No, thanks. I'm using R99.
PK's been disrespecting me recently.
Yeah, 11, 11.
11.
Fucking bullshit, bro.
Good luck to you. We don't need luck.
We got this in the bag.
There's a blue bag.
There it is, there it is.
Don't run away from me.
I
Know what we're dead
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit run away run for your life run run
do you not run i'm running i'm running you carry my baby to get me you good maybe oh no
Oh no, nevermind!
You guys come over here!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm gonna kick!
Go, go, go!
Get me there!
Riding on the bus!
Oh yeah!
these guys these guys might be treating you
I
Would just landed on me what the fuck we just landed on me
Yeah
Yeah
What?
Go, go, go!
The way there's streams, there's actually no way.
I'll be serious. I'll be so serious.
Oh, what a sweet feed. Let's go, dude.
Let's fucking go.
This kicks that thing all the way in right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hey, what's up, dude?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, you're in zone.
in zone yep follow me boys
fuck you fuck stop using your sentinels you're gonna you're gonna die
use me speed
don't you worry boys I got ya
yeah you do
we're back
we're back maybe they're calling somebody call me too
I didn't shoot my gun.
What is the damage?
Check his damage now.
All these guys calling right next to us!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where?
I have to see that damage.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
That's the only see-through that would know?
Oh, no.
I'm gonna go to the door boys quickly.
I'm going up here.
Level 3.
It's not working.
It won't slow you down.
45 seconds and rings far.
Fire up the afterburners and move.
Ha!
Extended heavy Valkyrie.
Level 3.
Eat some light bags if you can.
She went.
There's an upgrade right there.
Are we going for the upgrade?
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm going for the upgrade.
I'm going for the upgrade.
I'm going for the upgrade.
I'm going for the upgrade.
I'm going for the upgrade.
I'm going for the upgrade.
Yeah
That's kind of
I get what he does sweet perfect perfect perfect perfect
I got a laser side
I
Can't wait to give that to the next guy that beats my shit
Did he jump in there?
Did he get in through there?
You could blow up your own old with your own grenades is that a thing yeah, that's the thing the rising
You never used you never used to be able to blow up your own old with our rising
This character ass
Yeah, bro. I didn't know how to tell you
You really want the players
I'm getting up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh my god
I'm holding you back
get me close to you
look at that one look at that one
one's in zone right?
i don't know i don't know
are you wrong John?
i'm saying like
there's an axe in the post
oh buy this buy this buy this
oh my god
i got two jump apples, i got two jump ants
close up because
oh f**king
oh my god that scared the s**t out of me
this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy
this guy, this guy, this guy
f**king
we should break this to the right
and just send it on the guy
come do it, come do it, come do it
i got like 30, i got like 30
oh there's one behind us too
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
Is he gonna come and he's a-
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
Who are we gonna take this thing?
Let's get to the door.
We're gonna take this thing!
No, no, that thing sucked.
Now, there's no, no, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
Ready, dude.
Uh, ready!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!
HECK!!
HECK!
What is the point of this?
They so irritating though
Is it only one guy? It's only one guy
There's two, there's two
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Holy shit, you're insane
Okay
Jumping big hills, jumping big hills
Jumping big hills, jumping big hills
We have to make sure they don't take us far
If they take us far, we're fucked, we're fucked
Come on, come on, come on
I need light, I need light if you guys get extra.
How much, how much?
I don't have 240, but I'm using double light.
Yeah, I'm using double light as well.
Oh, wow, look at us, huh?
Perfect, what is between?
We're all charcasses.
Yeah, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
All right, people in squad, people in squad.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, guy, guy in the roof, stay low.
You want, you want a shot?
I
Did funny I think so
This you jump out of the moves
Guy right here
I
I'm a god angle in last.
Crack, crack, crack, crack!
Enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy!
Enemy, enemy, enemy!
One dead.
Here, here, here!
I'm going to knock down the enemy!
Down him, down him, down him, down him!
SHUT UP!
We did it! We did it!
Let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You are the Apex Giants.
What was that, a robot run?
We went and did what they had?
I didn't do anything.
Wait, your character chokes a beer at the end of it?
That's what you're talking about.
Hugging.
Again, well, I was like
Guys I was like
Great one kill
Hey, we got one kill
I saw that one killed in the last 30 minutes. It was amazing
He could be stopped
We're doing it again, we're doing it again, we're doing
I'm just gonna run it back up.
Max is crazy in this game.
Max is actually crazy in this game.
Max is insane at this game.
Max is gonna, I'm telling ya, I'm telling ya.
He's so close to you.
Remember when you got 5X killed out by a guy whose job
is it to play video games?
Yeah, he's still out of damage to you.
So next question, and you had to rent us
and you were live longer.
I don't know how having to res both of you is a discredited to me. What the fuck wait, what the hell is that?
I had to res both of you
I forgot about that fuck yeah
Yeah, you were alive long time ago.
I had a higher chance of killing him.
Yeah, that's right.
I forgot that you picked this up.
That was funny.
Dude, I didn't know I could blow my old bolt with horizon.
This character's fucking trash.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't name stack that anymore?
You know who you should use?
Well, you should use Maggie, bro.
Yeah, but then I can use the PK.
PK trash
No, I think so you can choose you can choose as any shotgun
But then you can choose one of her upgrades is you can choose SMG bro to move faster way who's need to play conduit
We go that conduit conduit. Yeah
And it'll be
That's what drag plays for us. We can be put as our shields and help this out
Yeah, but like drac is our bitch. You didn't mean like before some months. That's right
True. Good point. Good point. Team bitch, you're right.
Team bitch, yeah. Team bitch, Jack and shit, he's out the bed.
Oh, hey, Jack.
Is Jack here?
Oh, are you talking about Jack like that?
Yeah, he's here even though.
Don't let these guys talk to you like that.
I don't know, but you have to realize that Jack plays on controller.
If you play on controller, you're pretty much, you're not really playing video games.
Max is playing on controller.
Yeah, I'm a controller, motherfucker, what's up?
Clogsy, 0-2 right there, striking out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Controller games, guys.
Wow.
First insulting a friend while he's not here behind his back,
and then insulting controller players while playing with one.
Yeah, one more track classic, man.
Crazy.
I'm joking.
Oh.
He's joking.
I'm ready now.
I'm a reindeer.
What do I bang?
Is that good?
Bang is good.
Fuck your ass, bags.
You control the races.
Can you use yourself to heal?
On love grid so you can use it to like break some of this.
Back to back right here.
Back to back wins.
Right here, I guarantee it.
Back to back coming up right now.
Fuck it in.
Let's ride!
I opened that a little earlier.
We got that bad
What do we know perfect
We'll get to read our 301
Oh, yeah, just thinking boys
I hear uh
There's a guy here
Let's kill him
What?
They have the issue with
I have lost
I see I see I see I see he pushed him real hard. I'm a coming. I'm a coming
Yeah
What the hell he wants I want I want I
Was that two teams I thought we killed one of the beginning
Shit those damages, okay, no way we're checking
Very interesting, very interesting.
Hey listen, you guys made that.
Is that a 64?
Yeah, it's the one that you got to do.
Buddy, 23 was what you had, you dumbass.
Thank you.
Both of me spent 30s.
Chad, what do you have at the beginning of the night?
64 damage.
Well, I'll be.
Well, I'll be.
Wait, I'm going back.
Color me purple oil.
fill me up and fuck me silly
sick record damage to say?
oh you had 45
well oh well
oh you had 45
you're making a group of flushes then
there's all these damage
you had 45
you had 45
it's still higher than your record
how much you get 45 bitches
how about you get
a dad
okay
Well, I don't say
You guys really not have fathers
No
We just make the Joe
Yeah, we got that
Cuz I don't have a dad my dad left remote actually
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm good.
We're playing a game of the night.
We're super silly.
All right.
That's not bad.
Fuck that motherfucker.
I'm good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Introducing your champion.
Max is like me for real.
Sheesh.
Weenie.
Weenie.
Weenie.
Ah, choosing boys.
Let's do this thing.
What?
What?
Kind of back to back, but not really.
Yeah, I like it. I like it.
I like that. I like that energy.
Kind of back to back, but not really.
I'm just running here.
Ehh, fried!
I'm feeling good about this one, boys.
What about you? You feeling good about this one, boys?
Bro, I'm feeling really good, bro.
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.
Any of my friends are looking for it. I will be procuring said device
I'm actually cooking I've already got the bruise and the purple stock. I got my things
Like the 64 damage Andy over here buddy
I already have one and you can't do that oh
99 right here but you didn't watch it
I'll grab that right one for us and see if I can get the left one
I see old thingies.
We'll talk right here.
We just go.
Secret tunnel.
Secret tunnel.
Oh, the mountain
Holy fuck yeah, fuck me. Oh, let's wait till after the game chief. You got business to attend
On a new boy
Hmm
Yeah, of course I see the last time in there, that's so sweet
The foundation of pack
We need a bald kid to kill him
Fuck yeah, it's actually a so hard
I have no bad.
Oh, but there's a thousand of them right here.
Hey, watch out, watch out.
Every character, women is trash compared to that character.
On, on, on.
Where'd he go?
On me.
Is it ice?
It's not, it's not.
He's low, he's low.
That's it.
No, no, no!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
You get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
He's gonna win.
Knocked him.
Knocked him.
Not gonna be able to catch him.
He's not gonna see him.
He's coming to you.
One guy coming down to you guys.
Turn around.
Pino, win that.
He's one.
He's one.
He's one.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Yeah, Pino right here.
Help me.
Knocked him.
I'm gonna hit one.
Hit him.
Oh no, they got him.
He got me.
He got me.
He got me.
He got me.
He got me got me
Okay
With your take-off I mean I mean I mean
What
Solo
let them kill you peanut peanut let them kill you right run today mate keep
flashing a thing okay all righty
hey you get back to the sidelines okay
all righty okay
I like your little anal piece, you got the hair.
Yeah, yeah, makes me think of you all the time.
Thank you, Sharon.
Thank you, Sharon.
If you guys land on me over here, okay, we're gonna land immediately fire. We're gonna get that we keep those guys
We go by with those sounds. Yeah
We're ready
the airplane road. Yeah, we'll go here and hit the zip. That was a, uh, what box? Good
third party guy. Get a bunch of stuff. Shut up. 45 seconds. Third party. I got the most
not even a third party. Yeah, I'm paying damage there. 399. One sec. Healing up. Yeah. What's
You got me
Yes, buddy
She bow
Sorry to use this
All right, I mean our three of one broken and heads is my weapon
How did he get in from this way?
Are you a lady of Tatfans at all?
at all
Upgrade your light pen here. Oh you did it!
Turn it on. Hold this.
I think people are going to come from where we came from bro.
She's on it.
Her chance.
For me.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
He saw me.
He jumped.
I
For the armor we're about eighty-four evil opera mother
There definitely people coming here. Oh guys. Yeah guys guys. Thank you. I'm coming. I'm coming
me on me on me oh get I will tell you get I will tell it I'm bringing him wait
what he's in the way yeah he's up to a what I was shooting I'm trying in go back
go back that's not over I mean the numbers
I guess the numbers are showing down below and I don't know hey come up top left come up left
I
Just keep it
Keep it never heard nobody
Where are these hooligans
Holy fuck guys, I just do the whole game guys. I do the whole game. I do the whole game. I do the whole inside game
I declare it, oopsie-dee-dee-dee.
I declare it, I declare it.
You cannot fault me.
It has been declared.
Back to your car rapper, you guys.
I can't believe you're winning.
He's got a rapper points.
Yeah, I'm cool.
And his guy is fucking chasing me.
Wait.
Yeah.
And I'm cool.
That is chasing me for their life, bro.
Summary.
Oh, let's hit the summer.
Let's do this.
One one zero
I have the perfect shots lined up, and then I actually fell in the middle of a team of three
I could have happened to anyone could have happened to anybody
Oh, too close.
Again, when peeping goes wrong.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
It's moments like these in gaming where you have to really
play in closeie.
Let me tell you why.
Number one, I hate them.
Secondly, this is number two, by the way.
Number two, taking accountability.
You guessed it, it's for bitches.
Number three, it was Koshy's fault.
I think that's three things we can take away from that game,
each and every one of us, and remember from here on out.
Good, good, good.
Lock it, I am locked in track!
I made an oopsie poofy!
I gave it up I gave it up the R99 is far superior wise word. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Oh, mr. Lime. I'm over. He's working. Thank you. I'm mad
Pk looking at you like the green goblin mask I drag the R99 is serving its purpose quite efficiently
You all make mistakes all good. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job. That's an incredible first-time chat
Most of them just call me fat
We are surrounded
Every serious
I've heard for the last five games, hey, we won last one of those last five games, you're
right, you're right, you're right, you're not wrong, you're not, I figure that, mm-hmm,
you need to take that back.
That's right.
I'm telling you boys, I had the perfect angle on a guy, he was jumping up and I aimed down
and then I actually just stepped one step too far to the left and I fell off.
That was a perfect angle to die first for sure
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
I'm busy here
I heard the, oh!
I was like, we're screwed, boy
APD
G to the freaking G
Frickin G
There's a guy over here
Random guys on top of a mountain five seconds in the rain
You go now you come down
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Holy fuck they're not missing shots boys.
Reloading.
That guy on the right.
Good, you get him, you get him, you get him.
I think they're on him.
No, not this one.
One.
I think I'm good over there.
Yeah, don't die.
I'm moving, don't die.
Oh my god.
What is this, bro?
Smoke!
Oh, man!
Yeah, that guy's weird.
The TikTok guy's gotta be weird, bro.
That's yep.
Stephanie!
Stephanie, you little...
But another mere warm-up.
But another mere warm-up.
Now it's really time to get down to the nitty-gritty.
Right here.
Right here, right now.
I got a guy down to 0.0 1.0
Yeah, let me get the instantly turn on you and snap on you and put you down to the ground
Well no, I then proceeded to say my middle name is don't die
Popped in a fit and all and got shot from some random direction in time
I
Perfect
You get these fourth place in lion's bar big chief big chief and we'll do lies bar a little bit boys
We'll do lies bar. Yeah a little bit
sword spell
Mm-hmm we realize one night. Oh, well as you coach, you we coach. Are you not sleeping?
No
What up?
Good night hours today ended like two hours ago nine hours
Yeah, I ended like two hours ago. Wow nine hours of playing video games. How do you do it?
That's incredible
Yeah, but now I'm drinking for the love of the game. Yeah
Cheers to that boys!
Cheers!
Oh he's on his altar count.
That's what's going on.
Can you shut the fuck up?
Peanut?
Shut up!
Yeah god no we got you, we got you chief.
are you sure you let's yet no no not
sure this I'm not sure I sound like
weekends okay I was gonna pop on over
for a second only a weekend only a
weekend only on slur Saturdays when I
get blocked out good good good
these are the guys that just killed us not last game but the game before that
perfect perfect perfect
we do what we were the land we need you choose where you land
yeah
I'm curious what's landing, they're probably gonna WQ us in 20 seconds
We're going back to the T-Series
Yeah, he's back
Are you?
Yes I am
Ah, wait
No, peace keep around for like
Oh
What about the Eva? Is the Eva good?
Ah!
Billy Billy
Alright, yeah
Do something, something
We can have one, do you want it?
Oh my god, there's no way I got no flow.
She might make you hear me.
I'll be right there, Chief.
I'll be right there, Chief, right there.
What other overflow if anyone wants it?
Right here, right here?
The Gold Heavy Maggot?
This is good fighting.
We fighting them?
I'm going back to get down.
Overflows the one where you use one shield shell that it gives you the whole thing.
You're the right guy there. Let's go kill them.
Hi, let's go kill them then.
You got the whole thing.
Perfect.
You're the right guy there.
Let's go save him.
Oh my God. Good heavens. Lock it in boys. They're coming. They're coming.
Yeah, I hit him once. If you can hit him more, about a mass.
You're gonna want to be one. I never lose ease.
See? Thank you, good chair.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Charge!
Good work!
Yes, uh...
Be careful boys, put these bootlamps on the way.
Put gold flatlight over there.
Here's something stupid.
Dun dun dun dun dun.
I'm looking for R99.
99
Come over here. Come over here. There's a light thing up there.
You can dig it!
Gotcha, buddy.
What is it? What is this thing right here, bro?
Wait, what is it? Oh, that's a fire line!
Gold!
Is it? Yeah!
I ain't popping up on the screen.
Weapon in hand.
Keep that for gunamp here.
Overflow here.
I
Can't do I'm gonna back on the one I ain't come out
He's he makes me too many times
Yeah, you the massive bro, I suck with that thing I
Can't do shit
She made a stinky
So slow
Well
What I just so I just look at like a little bit of the gameplay the old voice on yeah, I'm worse on
Are you surprised it looks like the same fucking game
I shouldn't be maxed right
Yeah, I mean
Surprises beyond my wonder
Let's go to the quarantine don't boys
You don't take that
You guys need to attach this
Come on
Okay, you're alone, so
Oh
You don't you have to work the worst when you're alone. That's when I work best. Well, I'll see
Now see he's like I don't lose like me once he almost lost it and I shot the guy
No, I won't
He's right here. He's right here. He's used
I'm keeping the people people very big
Are you here
I
Really go guys I was right
You was gonna just look right
I
OH SHIT OPPOOOO!
NOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
WHAT THE FU-
WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT THE FF-
WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT THE FU-
What the fff?
WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT THE FU-
what the fff?
jesus
Jesus Christ
You got monded ya mondess
surprised
what is this uncle simulator
the fuck
the hell was that
we're back
lock it in boys
we gotta get all our tanks back
It's not fast.
It's not fast, fuck this guy.
Look at me and Max purple shield, keynote, blue.
I'm going back down, I'm good by light.
Fuck you, Jey and purple.
A little weapon in hands, boys.
We need.
I'm doing something so stupid here, you know.
What?
I'm feeling the wingman.
Holy shit.
I can't wait to die because of that.
To be sick.
Sheesh.
Oh, sick.
I'm feeling the wingman.
Holy shit.
I can't wait to die because of that.
To be sick.
Sheesh.
Oh, sick!
Hey, where's this?
Why is this inside?
I don't know how's my over flow.
That's a shame.
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming do my god so fucking fat what the hell is happening
I can't get out they got please man we're dying I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here no need to worry guys I have rock
Now we're dead
You're in the middle of a fight why are you shooting this?
Oh
Yeah, try getting a football arm here
Suck me drive dry
I have no bats
Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, can you kill the team?
Go ahead. Kill the team, kill the team.
Oh my god.
They're reviving. They're about to revive.
He's not dead!
Oh, wait. It was your job to get your squad home. I got his card. Looks like you failed the mission.
Are we super duper serious right now? Are we so fucking real? Are we so fucking real?
I have this card. We should send this to see whatever movie.
I
Know what we got your movie. No, I don't want me. No, we have to look we have to lose and look
I had no way up. There's always a dead bodies here. Hold on. Maybe don't both be on this guy
We'll be no more be on that guy
the reds behind
Hey, bro, he's got to hit him once for KP.
Time, man.
Yeah, this guy.
Ah, take your time, guys.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
I got so long.
Recharging shields.
Ready?
she's doing a little dry hop into my box like you do I do we might go to
residence center maybe that crazy yeah we can play when I check it okay we go
Oh, there's a plan.
Oh, that's not good.
What they took Andrew?
I think it's right here. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
What the hell?
I said unfortunately.
She did kill him.
No, you totally really got a team.
He's right there, bro.
We can get over there.
How'd you guys see the mobile out there?
I'm not abandoned.
We can check all around here.
Mobile?
Check next door.
guys next to work guys next door guys close guys we're gonna push up this is a
trio in front of me to go and true over here somewhere I'm not that you're not
wrong we can play you can play I think we can play my mother yeah watch your
Mark, see this guy's coming.
What about me?
Contact.
Oh.
Nice.
Yeah, make them go out.
Get away.
We can play.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Axe.
No.
I was fucking out there, buddy.
I was fucking.
flesh you just jealous they're setting it out good I am he's at his own he's at his own I'm gonna hold this
I'm gonna hold this okay yeah hold it
I need to bring me out of that wall
he dodged it
I was on the outside wall
I was on the outside wall
I'm going to kill you.
You need a second.
Recharging shields.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got a bunch of cars.
We're looting.
What the fuck are we doing there?
What the fuck?
Yeah, that guy's a psychopath.
Using a phoenix, kid.
Hey, the Craver, use the Craver.
Bro, guys is reviving around us, man.
They died!
We gotta put it out.
One of them died on the back.
You're gonna kill him if you get that, look at that, who's he with?
Look at that, look at that, look at that!
Oh, we have a who's here on the back!
Ready? One is there.
Two are here!
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, keep, keep, keep, keep!
Oh my god, that guy is insane.
Oh, yes.
Oh!
Yeah, I'm here.
Fire squad, that boy!
Give my hand, give my hand!
I would just rotate.
I'm going to get everything.
I'm going to get everything.
Five days.
Do it.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
I'm gonna let him fight.
I hate him, man! I'm gonna let him fight.
I hate him, man! I'm gonna let him fight.
I'm gonna touch him with my eyes if I die.
Give him a like.
one of the 6th one
one last squad
made it this far
now turn back now
the last ring
time to get supersonic
one hit
this is the end of the session
win this hammer
one down one down
one down one down
Second place, not too bad.
Not too shabby, brother.
Too shabby, I do say so myself.
Good work boys, good work.
Bad.
Now what do you boys say?
We hop on Liars Bar.
Liars Bar?
Yes sir.
Yes sir, wrap up the night with some nice Liars Bar.
bar mm-hmm after a quick summaries after I should let's just go right the lies
bar no no no no right the lies bar so let's go right
100
liar's bar liar's bar liar's bar pick up with me guys liar's bar liar's bar okay
no I'm wanting to play the line bar did you do anything yeah I'm going to play
I'm going to play Lion's Bar.
We didn't do anything.
Yeah, I'm going to play Lion's Bar.
Die.
That's what you carry.
What happened to Peanut?
So washed.
Yep, that'll happen.
Yep, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
and left
All right, did we get drag or do we hate him?
Oh, good luck. We're dragging taxis both on so take a fucking pick
He's not responding I
I even yell really loud. Oh, there he is! He says, coming!
Come on in! Come on in! The water's fine!
Oh, mister, mister, group five! What a good man! Good man!
Did you see that big man? Hope you're doing well, brother. Hope you're doing well, brother.
Mr. Peabody, my words, he's a good man! Good man!
Thank you, brother. Thank you so much.
I'll be do a quick switch room of the speedtimes we'll get right in there
Here we go
Here we go
or I'm good to go let's go I am entering the bar but if you go and you
download the game respects I got it already or there go yeah yeah yeah
host game lobby list or match make also do you invite on steam okay we find
you. Here you go. And then his
clothes. He's in bite.
Here we go. And then Mr. Drag.
Alright.
Welcome in, Mr. Drag. Good
Let's go, man.
Are you a little bit in bed there?
I'm just in bed.
She's a minute!
Oh, yes, there are.
Saw the Apex carries out there.
Just trying to be in bed.
Team mates like P-100 closest.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Listen to me very closely.
Listen to me very closely.
The first time we played Apex, I didn't drink that much.
Every other night since then, I have.
That is the sole reason I am unwashed!
I am NOT WASHED!
I WANT THAT TO BE KNOWN!
I WANT THAT TO BE KNOWN!
I am NOT WASHED!
NEXT TIME WE PLAY APEX I'M PLAYING IT STONE COLD SOBER AS A NONE!
Alright?
How did I know you was gonna pick the fat pain, bro?
I already knew.
Uh...
Wait...
I just feel like it embodies my spirit.
Well, at least about a sexy rabbit, alright, buddy?
That's a whole nother level of gooning, these two gentlemen are doing.
I got great tits!
Good tits!
I mean, personality!
Hey, yeah!
Two nice personalities!
An excellent rack of personality!
Yes!
personalities. An excellent rack of personality. To be doing is a personality.
I can't. Let's get it.
I got to take a pee pee.
You guys might.
I need my act.
Okay. Ready up. I'll go in and
then I'm going to take a pee pee.
No, no, no, no, no.
Ready up. Ready up. Ready up.
Go pee pee. Go pee pee. Go pee pee.
Go ready up. I'm going to press the button, go pee pee.
I'm going to eat.
Wait, what are we doing? We're doing slots.
Oh
No, oh, yeah, yeah make sure you in and you got a mute in discord packs and then talking game
You had to play Max.
It's a little confusing at first.
So it's a Kings team that you want to put down.
I have to.
Can you shut up?
You yourself have a discord.
You want to pretty much put down Kings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if you don't have Kings you need to lie about it.
Lock it in, lock it in.
No spacebar spacebar spacebar spacebar spacebar and then he yeah, and then a highlight card
Yeah, closey
I'm making your elbows touch for me
You take a picture of your pussy
I'm the great over the side barely looking through
your
I think I put down a king.
I don't know what he's like.
Seriously.
You mean my personality?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Liar.
Oh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Well, Max.
Oh, yeah.
Liar.
Liar.
Liar.
Liar.
Let's see if he's still on my side.
Look at always on my side boy
Three Kings at the Kings table
No, no, no, no, no, no.
A bunch of people dressed up as animals ready to fuck.
Is this your fantasy?
Okay, dude, sorry.
I believe so.
I believe so.
You would like the things hanging in close.
He's caught.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
All right, I'm gonna be playing a king, Drac.
A king, all right?
Okay.
A king at the king's table.
King.
Oh, hey, Jack, call him.
Because there's no way he's using it.
Yeah, yeah, I would call that, too, Jack.
There's a king at the king's table.
Every time you did this last time, you were...
Fuck you.
Liar.
Yeah, I agree.
Jack, I'm sorry, bro.
What?
Die to die, clumsy!
You bastards!
No more choppy sticks!
Stop my sticks!
Pop his sticks!
Stop my sticks!
Let's go!
Here's my balls!
Here's my...
Wow!
Jack, quick, we need to look up.
I got something for you.
That's all you got, Jack.
Wow.
Yo, Jack, we need to scan this up.
We can give you.
We can give you.
Oh, hooray! I know where you can put both of those fingers up!
Queen.
Ah!
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
Let's see.
A queen at the queen's table.
Queen.
Let's go!
I
Why am I a queen? Am I here? I go
Hello, hello, I don't hear anything. Yeah, no, so I think sometimes it's a week max
Wow, call me out like that
Max you got a PC guy
I don't got a PC guy
The queen at the queen's table
Are you lying to me queen?
Oh he's lying
Oh yeah
Look at me
Look at me
You think me you're saying
Liar liar
I
Can't see there's a king
Shoot yourself woman
Ah! The Kings at the Kings Table!
A king, you say?
Ah! Poor Kings at the Kings Table!
Ah! A King at the Kings Table!
Ah! A King at the Kings Table!
Ah, a king at the King's Cable.
Ah, a, what?
Right, bitch.
Wait, I didn't call that.
I didn't call that.
Right, pussy.
What?
Oh.
You want some of this?
I ain't no one, you're beating me up.
Yes, shit.
You're out of gas.
Oh, wow.
Back to the table, back to the table.
Oh
Back to the table
Heroes
Dude I had a king my last one too fuck
I put down a king when I thought it was the queen's
I'm gonna add queen's table
Huh!
The queen!
That's the queen's-
I can see his hands!
The queen's table!
The queen's table!
Ah!
The queen and the queen's table!
Ah!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Ah, son of a bitch!
Freeze!
Hedge!
Oh god, stick em!
Stick em up!
Die to die motherfucker!
I'm gonna watch you in the afterlife you big fuck you!
Oh wow, we just calmed down, we just calmed down, we just calmed down, we just calmed down.
Everybody just calmed down.
a queen at the queen's table
table
Ah Queen at the Queen's table. Ah
That's Queen at the Queen's table Queen ah
Queen at the Queen's
table
Yeah, your voice matches that pig up it's so
Thank you, thanks
Rob
Rob go see drum you want to be there?
I
A king at the king's table.
A king at the king's table.
A king at the king's table.
Liar.
Stick him up.
Stick him up, Travis, onto the car if you want.
You fear death rabbit
You fear death rabbit
Everybody
DROP!
You think I'm scared of you?!
I'm a king!
No! No! No!
Let's make this blood!
What?!
What the fuck is that?!
Ah, now there's a king at the king's table, right there.
There's a king at the king's table!
There's a king at the king's table!
There's a king at the king's table!
You just said that buddy, gang.
Exilent word, boys! Exilent word!
I had two kings and that.
All you had to do was aim the gun at him.
Yeah, you got it, Tom.
Did I shoot you, Jack?
You tried to?
Yes.
You're good to even be.
I should've just put a king down.
I should've put a king down because then something dies.
I win if I put the king down first.
Max, you're muted, by the way.
Yeah, we're talking to this one now.
Yeah, we're talking to this game. You can't talk to the game.
I was like, whoa, what the hell?
The way this next one works, Mr. Max, it's Liar Slots.
You're gonna pull out a slot, and it's gonna give you a certain number of hearts.
You can lie about the number of hearts you have. You want more, but more is better.
Once you get to five, you press execute, and it kills whoever has the least amount of hearts.
Okay, I'm good. I was doing this joint
We will we'll we'll
Here we get the trash thrown in
Henry the night they let the likes of you in this bar
This is a fine establishment where people suit themselves at the middle table. Oh
Look here my
Two hearts, who are you?
He does not have two hearts, call that shit immediately.
I mean call that shit until his son goes down.
I dare you.
Who do you call that shit?
Liar.
Well, alright, it's an early exit, that's a P anyway.
Hold on now, I'm not out just yet.
Good work, good work.
Oh god.
Those are stupid fucking bitch, you're in your stupid thick tits.
Those are real hijacks.
Give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart.
Fuuuuck!
Oh!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Oh wow!
Oh wow!
Folksy stream-sane thing.
Why is she looking at that boy?
Oh what the-
Oh that's a boss on the boss.
Oh it's the cat lady over by the boss.
That's the cat lady over by the boss.
I was just talking to you, I thought I saw that guy behind you.
Oh!
Yeah!
There
Dragon behind you that shit what are down
Hmm
Oh lucky lady lucky lady of the night
That'll be too hard smacks
Think you're lying to me
How much fingers do you have?
Three!
Three!
Okay, how's that?
There it is.
Ooh!
What's she doing? What's she doing?
How do I do?
This bit.
this been
Oh I was muted?
Oh shit
Mass
Oh is that muted for me?
Hold on, hold on
Guys can we figure out this echo real quick?
Are we sure it's Max?
Lalalalalalalala
Are you kidding me?
Lalalalalalalala
Hold me
Lalalalalalalala
We watch the mouths, watch the mouths
Whoever mouth moves
Lalalalalalalala
AHHHHHHHHH
It's perfect. Maybe it needs to be when I'm on. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, you talk?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
That you. That you. Yeah.
I'm setting up with my PC guy tomorrow.
Yeah.
No. We just talking discord?
No, no, no, no, no, no. I should be talking discord. I wanted that go.
Two hearts.
No way he's at 4.
No way he's at 4.
What do you know?
Liar.
Good call.
Yeah, I'm bugged.
I have you know that was an accident.
That was an accident.
I didn't mean to lie.
I didn't mean to lie.
was an action I didn't mean to lie. I didn't mean to lie.
I'm gonna get this hard and be just fine.
I'm dead.
Perfect. Perfect.
What does he like? We're some lucky boys? We're some lucky boys.
you get five you can actually have yes
how do I enter how much hearts I have and AD in the top right top right as
what if what if only max talks to the news one is that but yeah I mean okay
max go ahead and beat up in the game big man and this time this is right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
You're good.
I thought you were not looking nuts, bro.
You look like you're gonna deal with drugs.
All right, all righty, OK.
Well, that's actually insane.
Well, that was a good run, Max.
It's back to you.
We've seen you do hard.
You've seen your voice.
Yeah, it's a good run buddy. Oh, you have five
Good run
And I
Good work killing our desk
Okay, good work good work. I'm at your real power yourself. Yeah
I don't even know how to put his hearts in yeah, fuck you
Rewind
I've never paid poker. Oh
I better learn this
Which one's the other one that we have like five cars and then we can put like two ways
That's why it's only live for good
go. Let's find out brother. Yeah, I'm gonna poke him. Oh yeah. So we call that a week before.
What are you staring at so long? Pig face. Come on, piggy. All right.
I'm voting.
One formed, one seemed.
It just kills me, I swear to god.
Please, please, please, please.
Please god don't die.
Please god.
Die, die, die, die, die, die.
Die, die, die, die, die, die.
And that's right, bitches.
That's right.
Your turn's coming.
Your time's coming.
Really good hands.
Yeah, I said this one out.
Yeah, I said this one out
I think we should just went out boys. Relax for a second
Mm-hmm
Hey coward fall
I don't look at my hand
Space for a cano with a boy
You all look calm by the only one dying if I die I'm irritated. Oh
nice nice nice nice nice
all right we got ourselves a game here let's go
it's even funny because i know for sure that he doesn't know what he's doing
hey you shut the fuck up
she's like hmm i got you guys this sounds like a pretty good time to call
a good boy a good boy a good boy a good boy
Oh, dude, we should have, we should have called. There's a two out there. Two and a
half. Two, three, four. That's something. That's something. I think there's something.
Oh, if that car is what I saw in your head, if we can see the car.
He's just one you want to be bored that's
Yeah, I don't know if that's anything that might be something
May I actually get off a straight
All five of this four-town
Let me jack up in my hand I
Never I switched on that
I know, I know, I know I know
Wait, hold up
Damn
Die, die, die, die
Oh, no, no, no, no
Yeah, she died loud
I'll try to fight
Go to hell
Oh God, there's no way
Oh my God, I just touched three bullets
Holy shit, How many
How many bullets is that?
I owe you
There's no way you owe
I had a ace of hearts and a seven of hearts.
I had two ace pairs.
Isn't that good?
Shout out to the barrel warehouse crew, our Jim Bean for us.
Let's love brother.
Go barrel warehouse crew!
Marie!
Alright boys, shut them down.
Everyone shut them down.
I've got great cards. I've been told I'm calling it.
I call. I'll break you down.
Oh, yeah. It's got a little bit more serious in here.
The pen is over there looking really funny.
Look at that me a little sexy like after I'm done here.
I hit the bathroom.
That panda bounced on it.
All right, Folt. And here we are.
Hold on.
We saw...
Coward Folt.
Oh, bro, you're dead.
Okay, he's in the cat.
There's no way.
Oh, you're all absorbed.
No way.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
There's no way.
Son of...
Oh
Any full house any full house
Oh shit
Well, I do have the best hand here, but I don't want to
I'm gonna have you guys lose so I'm gonna go ahead and call or fool. I mean I'm gonna go ahead and fall
Yeah, I got two shots, please don't worry that's 25% chance of loss 75% chance of winning
I'll be here in a moment gentlemen
You can switch your cards? What? Why don't you tell me that five seconds ago?
I used eight shots in this revolver, not six.
Eight shots.
I switch. I call you sick phone.
Movebacks. Should have called.
Oh, no. chances.
Oh the
Oh
Oh
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, you black pig!
I am going to punch you for the rest of my damn life!
Oh my god.
Me?
You lame.
Uh-huh.
Fine, you're not dead.
Ooh.
Boys, how are you? I would fold.
If I were you, I would fold.
And if you were clumsy and I was you,
he would be me I'm fucking I don't know who's who but I'm fucking fuck yeah yeah
so I'm calling
I think it's good
here we go
I know you should foam
don't you worry boys I'll take you to the promised land
I'll take this to the promised land boy.
Taking my chances.
Go ahead.
Wait, what is this?
I think you swap with whatever Max had.
I think you swap your card with whatever card the other players had.
I can't help but notice Max left his gold chain on the table.
I'll be calling that.
Dibs?
Dibs?
Dibs?
Dibs?
Dibs?
Dibs?
Dibs?
Dibs?
Over there.
That's pretty good, that's pretty good.
We got two, two sixes, boys.
I wouldn't do it if I were you.
Which the three?
Got a pretty good hand.
Hold, hold, hold.
No, no.
Derek is fucking on his ass right now.
Got a pretty good hand.
Well, well, well, well.
Give me a little switcheroo.
my chances. Um, what? I switch. I go up. God, what is an
oose? I do either of those things. Perfect. Yeah. Oh, see,
might I say your tits are looking mighty. Yeah. Hey, I heard
that. I thought she just wanted to hit you. Yeah. I don't
You worry boy. You got this. You got this.
Mmmmm.
Time to play the game.
How to play the game!
How to play the game.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
It's interesting to view.
Fuck.
Welcome to the game.
Oh fuck.
You're into you're way too deep you gotta
I
I call I'm dying isn't because I have the best hand here and I'm not afraid of you
I don't know, Jim.
I know.
Let's do it.
Fuck it in, boys.
We need a 10.
We need a 10.
If we get a 10, we get a...
Blast or whatever the shit.
We're like a full house or something.
I thought...
Pretty doesn't mean weak shocker.
Come to the game.
Straight, yeah, straight, straight, straight, straight.
Wow.
Here we go.
All right.
Yeah, boys.
Looks like that just sealed your fate.
Looks like that just sealed your fate, boys.
All in.
Say less.
All in.
All in.
All that, all that, all that!
I don't know what he's bluffing.
I don't know what he's bluffing.
Fuck it.
I already won.
What are you doing?!
What?!
You're not gonna...
You're four bullets in?
I lied! I'm not having the best cards you jackass!
You're supposed to fall!
I already have already four bullets in?
I'm gonna run, I have four shots, I'm 100% dead.
Oh
Yeah, you take that
I win oh
No, I didn't
This is my time
Bro, you're being my time
My time
God save me. I remember with the 5% say it's a god save me sweet dreams piggy
I've got this
No good
One more time we're telling the buggers. I'm feeling it this time
Yeah, okay, I forgot when you're all into that game. There's a 5% chance that God comes down and saves you
Locked in boys, locked in
This is our game I give you guys
Yeah, well my-
Oh yeah, I am not going to play this fucking egg, good luck boys.
That's a hand if I've ever seen one, boys.
That there is a hand.
I think it doesn't even look shit.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Three, four, that's the premonition of a straight.
I call a brickfuck down.
Fuck it in, boys.
Fuck it in, boys.
I'm telling you, you got me!
You're telling me!
I'm telling you, five, six,
Seven.
On those cards.
I'm telling you, this one.
Five, six, seven.
Hey, you're going to die in the first shot,
which I have a feeling.
No, no, no, no.
Don't manifest that, hold on.
I have a feeling.
See you in the next round, boys.
See you later, broken tusk.
I'm not scared of this thing.
I haven't brought it anywhere.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, I didn't.
Good day!
Good day today!
heels. Good day today. How are you feeling over there, Max? I'm feeling pretty good,
bro. That's good to hear. That's good to hear. Oh, let's open that lady would die over there.
I bet you were. Let's see here, boys. Perfect. Those fobs are doozy.
All right, let's do a quick soxie-newsy-sally
Which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one
Beep beep beep
I switch a great switch if I've ever seen
Welcome to your grave
Mm-hmm
Taking my chances
I switch
And I
You told me to quit!
It's getting spicy boys
No matter, no matter
I have the best hand in the house
I call you
I call, I'll break you down
I'll do it anyways.
Are you again?
I know, you don't scare me. I scare me.
What do I do now? What do I do now?
What you got, Seth Piggy?
I
Call
We are stinks good
What do you want you are dying here by the way
What's not gonna be big
Where's your pair at? I don't see any pair.
Oh, the pair on the table.
The six, the six, the six on my pair.
Oh.
Do you have boys?
Gotta put the face up there, gentlemen.
Five? Three times a negative shot? I got this.
Ah, you'll be fine.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
You're good, you're good.
You're fine.
Oh my god, I see you.
I told you.
I told you what? Holy crap.
Holy shit.
No?
Be afraid.
Dude, I don't know why he's doing this.
Just makes you want to get drunk.
Not good.
You need help.
I'm letting you gamble.
I'm letting go.
I'm letting go gamble.
Actual.
Take me to a fax table.
You boys see that?
You boys see that?
Right?
Take cool.
Take cool.
Now I just have to fold the book.
Peck-oop, Peck-oop, Peck-oop, Peck-oop, Peck-oop, Peck-oop.
Why can't I fold the book?
You can't go, I just have to fold the book.
I don't care.
I smell...
Peck-oop, Peck-oop, Peck-oop.
Pretty doesn't mean weak sugar.
Hmm...
I guess my cards are like, okay, nothing too crazy.
So I'm gonna just call it.
I call.
Welcome to your grave.
That was...
He's in.
I call.
You don't scare me, I scare me.
You don't scare me, I scare me, he said.
Well, that is not how it works.
Oh
Hell there's that much
Hold now
We got this we got this
I don't feel too lucky about this show
I have your lucky for you. Oh
Oh my god, lucky dog!
Shit!
Taking my chances.
I switch.
Ah, three, huh?
Ah, three, huh?
I call. I will kneel if I'm choosing the view.
Hmm, that's kinda crazy. Did I hear that line from the bunny?
Yeah, wait, hold up.
What?
I fucking heard that.
I did hear that.
I did hear that.
What the hell?
I'm a freak.
Look, see, I'm horny as fuck.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Holy fuck.
I'm calling.
I read the room, not the rules.
Folks, he doesn't even know how to play this game.
I'm telling you, he's sitting over there with the most shit cards.
You'll be fine, Max, you'll be fine.
There you go.
How are you alive?
Oh
Piggy
He's a pig.
Call the olive.
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
You should've been all in.
I'm out.
You're asking me to not hear.
You're asking me to not hear.
What?
Nothing's gonna happen, Buster.
What?
What?
What'd you have, Cosy? What'd you have?
Don't worry about it.
You didn't have anything. You didn't even know what the fuck you're doing.
No, I had two pairs.
Are you getting the same coins?
I
Call I call I'll break you down
I call the monster still hungry
You had a flush.
Oh, no!
I had two sticks, Cades.
That's a pair.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yes, you did.
I had a flush last game, Cloaksy, apparently.
According to my blogulators.
No fucking way.
But you can say it.
You would have won.
I won.
Five spades?
Well, you can get five of the same thing, and it doesn't matter what the numbers are.
Yeah.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
I won.
Yeah
I'm calling
I'm calling just because you said that
I need to talk to you guys
Monster still hungry play boys. Let's play fucking it boys
Jack I can't yeah, so any plays on his hand
So what'll it be get you're messing
I switch.
Ah, the Eight of Diamonds.
I call. Pretty doesn't mean weak sugar.
Ooh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you have the Eight of Diamonds?
Or do you have the Eight of Diamonds?
Because you...
When you swap it, does it show you the current card or the pass card?
Pass card, pass card.
Okay.
Um.
Um.
Little swapsie doozies.
Can you swap it, Ash, on poker or no?
No.
I switch.
I couldn't see our stink squad.
This is odd game, Ryzee and boys!
Max has absorbed 9 shots in his fat body.
You'll be fine. Let's make it 10.
Yeah, you'll be fine, Mags. Come on.
Just survive the rest. Just survive this one, too.
Oh my god.
Hooray!
Hooray!
Go ahead, bitch, buddy.
Yeah, BB.
Yeah, you should have looked at me.
Look she's up!
What the?
You're fatter than I am!
Oh shit I am.
I'm a cat though.
Fat pig.
I think you might be like a panda baby.
Am I?
I have no idea.
You're ugly either way.
Bro you're uglier.
I'm beautiful.
I'll be in shock.
You guys are so fucked.
because I'm going all in.
Fine.
Just saving my fuck.
My ass.
Fine.
I'm gonna play that game, buddy.
I'm right here.
I wouldn't have done it.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Let's see him.
Let's see him.
Let's see him.
Let's see him.
High card.
High card.
You're playing high cards?
I was playing for the 10 man, have I got the 10 man?
I just win.
Wow.
All right, actually you win.
You win, stinky.
You just play for the 10.
You win, stinky.
Wait, can I actually meet God or no?
You have a 5% chance of not meeting God.
Oh, no.
Oh, not.
You don't think so.
Our father, born in heaven.
You're not even gonna...
I don't think board is gonna happen, chief.
Hate to break it, dude.
What?
Fuck.
Go have some money, sir.
Holy!
Holy shit, that was a big...
Hey, God!
God is a man-
Man-no-e-man-no.
No, you stay talking, bro.
What?
Yo, God.
This you-
Yo, shut up, you mess.
Yeah, I'm not even...
I guess my hand is okay. Nothing too special.
If they hated me less, I'd worry.
I call. I'll break you down.
That's what I'm talking about, boys!
my chances. I switch. I call. The monster's still hungry.
X you're a man of stature
Yeah, you should fold well, why don't we just get down to business?
How come it's not letting me call the ball in all in
Yeah, let's get down to business bro.
Get down to business.
Let's get down to business.
Let's go.
Let's go bro.
One pair.
One pair.
They win?
They win?
Fuck!
I sure know by one of that.
Yes!
I won!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You're the winner, you're the winner.
Let's go!
I like to like this, I like to like this.
Yeah, fat chance, buddy, just like you said.
Time to sit back and relax.
If I lose, you smile.
That means a lot to me.
Let's go!
Mr. Boyz, Mr. Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you, sir. Good work, gentlemen, good work.
That's out, John. That's out, John. You want one more?
Yeah, yeah.
Last one, last one, last one, last one.
One more, one more, yeah.
The Liar's Deck, Liar's Polka, Liar's Dice, Liar's Slash.
Liar's Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka, Polka,
It's kind of lit.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm here for a piggy.
Good luck.
Coming over to the piggy side, huh?
Oh.
Fucking double-meat.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit.
The two-man.
Oh yeah.
Go ahead and ready up, boys.
Ready, up, ready, up, ready, up.
Ready up.
Hey, we got him.
Hey, we got him.
Sorry.
Fuck it in, boys.
Fuck it in, man.
Oh my god, I'm so unlucky, champ.
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
Close your mute up.
Yeah, boys.
There's something, something for your troubles.
There's something, something for your troubles.
Coward fools.
Ah, holy shit.
Pussy.
Pussy.
Ehh, you didn't have what it takes, buddy.
I'd give anything for you to die right now.
Glitter in my ass, please.
I'm not gonna fucking die, dumbass.
Fuck you.
Damn it.
I
Folded
What is this?
Welcome to your grave.
The thing with the five, the five in a row.
Five in a row, five in a row.
You see that, um, an eighth or a...
He laid the alligator.
Or a king, eight or a king.
Alive, Foxy.
He laid the king.
Are you his date or my date?
I'm on a date with the beautiful mistress in black over there.
You're on a date with an eye, lady. It's crazy.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's my new score to get it over there. Ain't that right, baby?
Have you been naughty, this red chicken?
Spank me.
You have to punish your little shirt, you son.
I told you.
Come on now, fear stinks good.
We have a backup plan, we have a backup plan!
We have a backup plan!
That's good, that's good, that's good, we have a backup plan!
Mm-hmm
You scare me little pee
Okay
We got two pairs of wings!
I got two pairs of wings!
What's your move, little pig Larry?
I'm all in.
Yeah, okay.
Well, you're going to little piggy heaven, brother.
Yeah, alright, buddy.
I'll see you later.
This little piggy's going to the market.
That fat piggy's going to fucking hell.
Yep. GG's in the chest of you, brother.
I'll see you in piggy heaven.
Who is that?
He does.
What?
What is the three of a kind?
What does that mean?
Three cause and the same.
I have a chance! I have a chance! Five percent chance! God save me!
Please.
Yep, I did it.
Move! Hooray!
What the hell?
After life.
OOOOOOOOH!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw a hat there, he died.
Oh, we're gonna get there.
Okay guys, well, that's it for me.
Stream this all I want to see.
Goodbye.
Goddamn.
He's in tranquility.
As long as that fat fucker over there dies,
I can live with that.
I can live with that voice.
I think... Pretty doesn't mean weak sugar.
Coward fold.
If I fucking die here, bro...
What? You're only gonna go with your date.
You wanna see Foxy break it?
Is it a thingy?
I don't wanna go, you're creepy anyway.
Uh-oh.
But I was an excellent lover!
Where the fuck is that voice coming from?
You're dead!
Where the fuck is that voice coming from?
Guardian isn't awesome.
Welp.
That's a pretty good hoosie, isn't it?
I'm falling. I only mean if I'm choosing the V.
I killed him. I'll break you down.
I
Think worse than this
Whoa
Close he is lying bro. That was hard
It was hard, right?
You hear what you said?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was awesome.
You thought?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like my chances of surviving in this shot.
I had a high pair.
Yeah, I didn't have anything.
Yeah, I had a high pair.
Yay!
Yay!
Dude, I have seen you take so many backshots and you're so alive.
Oh my god, how was that possible?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, brother, whatever happens, you're getting close to it.
You shut your fucking mouth.
Hold on, hold on.
Don't be like that.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Really?
He's shit.
He's real shit.
Holy shit.
I got him.
He's got a little piggy head because he's a little lucky.
Hold on.
I'm talking to you.
What the hell?
That was all freaking out.
What's up, buddy?
I got both wings.
Oh, why am I screaming, yellow?
I'm fine with that.
I think.
I think.
I'm just kidding, I'm gonna have to fuck you.
I can't take time to shut gods up.
I'm not even supposed to be.
You're dragging around?
I'm just dragging around.
Don't mind me, boy.
taking my chances
I switch
oh no I need the phone
he is cheating
I'm fucking dead dumbass
I call
I know if I'm choosing the view
diamonds are involved I guess taking my chances this guy here Peter is dead as
usual okay he got lucky buddy I thought that was better than three in a row my
god get the fuck out of here boys but your money we're about this like we see
that card wait we supposed to see are we supposed to see that why can we see that
I would have won.
Sorry, boys.
Hey, you let's hang!
Alright, God can't come to the phone right now.
Please do the voice spell at the tone.
Beep!
Fuck you!
Kicking a bitch, asshole.
You ain't ever going to find another date like that.
Thank you, Max!
Thank you, Max!
I'm a- I'm a catch!
And I don't think she recognizes that.
Yeah, I don't think you need to clutch them. I've been catching blue but whale.
Alright buddy, yes you can!
Yes you can!
Go off my road, baby!
Dude, fuck, man.
Well, yeah!
GG boys!
GG boys, GG!
Max, thanks for playing!
Max, good luck to big man!
Drag, it was a whole play over the end.
Of course, boys.
That is fucking good.
I'm just kidding, I got a good one. Good luck to big man.
I'm gonna rush you guys later boys. Godspeed boys, Godspeed
I'm Ginov! I'm Ginov!
I'm Ginov! I'm Ginov!
I have a silly little night, gentlemen, full of silly little dreams, perhaps
As well as silly little things, presents.
Let me go ahead and hide this screen before that gentleman for the other day joins up with the nasty name
This good night gentlemen good night, I don't care what time it is in Finland fuck yourself. I'm going to bed
I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed
Good night everybody. Good night, gang
Good night everybody. Oh
Uh, oh, Mr. SG, my boyfriend's one good man, good man!
And Mr. Chronic, my boyfriend's one good man, good man!
You wanna leave me hanging right there, my boy?
Speech to my voice.
Hey, Peter, I'm in the Hot Springs,
Arkansas at Race Tracks.
What's the best four number C from one to 10 you have,
and I'll do Superfectas and them buyers all.
I'm gonna need your smoking chief. I'm gonna need you to send me whatever you're smoking.
I could speak every language on planet Earth and still wouldn't know what the fuck you said.
I'm gonna need a slice of whatever crack your smoking chief and whatever spoon you've got
in the exact line of bread.
Oh, hey, Mr. Chewybubble for things of one good man, good, ah, man!
Take four numbers in a row, one through 10.
Oh.
One.
Two.
Three, four.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night boys, have a good night.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night everybody, rest up, rest easy now.
Good night, good night everybody, good night.
Good night gang, good night, good night.
Good night everybody, good night everybody, good night now.
Like age have a good what'll have a good night now tonight now good night that gang good night everybody. Good night, Al
Good night today everybody. Good night now
Brace yourself tonight, Al. Good night everybody
Night good night, right everybody
Good night
Good night!
Good night! Good night!
Good night!!