TheBurntPeanut
Battlefield 6 | !BF6 | WARMING UP FOR PROTECT THE PEANUT | #Battlefield6 #BF6 #ad #BUNGULATE
03-19-2026 · 9h 41m
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It's Thursday. It's Thursday. It's Thursday. It's Thursday. That's right. It's actually
The unusual civilian said, we'll be on in two hours big nut. Don't trust the water when you're on
I
Have no other rule the idea what the fuck that means
I can't tell if if that's a threat or if oh, I don't know what that is
How are you?
You got that fine thick man Thursday gentlemen, how are you bugging ladies do you like what
you saw right there?
There's something something we the peanut production whipped up you know how this was
how it is making a little bit more spectacular making a little bit more spectacular.
Well thank you.
Good sir.
Thank you.
Good sir.
Oh Mr. Officer what are you doing here?
What are you?
Mr. Officer I was going to hop in with Mr. Sron but if you are, if you're right
a rumble I'm ready to rumble if you if you're in if you're in all good though take
your time if you'd like take your time take your time boys today today we are
doing let me give you the rundown for the night let me give you the rundown for
the night right now we're doing and I'm actually pretty excited about it they
had me do a test thing the other day I thought it was really fun I thought it
was really cool EA is sponsoring this free biggie if you want to see of
Of course, we're doing like a zombie custom game
in the portal thing where you guys join up
and you try to kill me, officer, Genji, and Shroud
while we go through this whole like,
Hoosy-doosy thing with checkpoints and stuff.
It's really cool and all, it's really cool and all.
And then tonight at eight PM,
we are grabbing Mr. Nick Merks and Mr. Cloaksy
and we are playing Mr. Ark.
And that is what tonight is gonna look like, boys.
That's what tonight is gonna look like.
That is tonight's plans.
That is tonight's plans!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, that is tonight's plans!
That is tonight's plans!
Uh, oh...
It's cold sea alive, hopefully.
You know, 50-50, you never know what that guy, you never know what that guy...
Honestly, I wouldn't die.
If he came to me and told me he owed $500,000 to a lone shark that was gonna kill him,
I wouldn't blink twice.
I wouldn't blink twice.
I mean, that guy cannot be up to any good at any point in time.
Um, mm...
Uh, fuck you, don't...
No, fuck you, sir, fuck you, sir.
You're muting, you're lagging and you're not live, well, you're a bitch.
So rustle with that for a second mentally inside your brain.
No, I didn't play that, but listen, let me get the team together!
Let me get the team together!
Am I joining Stroud?
By the way, I'm late as shit.
I was supposed to start the stream 42 minutes ago.
Sorry!
Eeeeeeeeeee!
Oopsies!
That's what happens sometimes though.
That's how it goes sometimes.
You know how it is?
Well, you never know what's gonna happen.
Oh, you never know!
Um...
42 minutes later.
Yes! I'm aware that's what I just said!
Dumbass!
Um...
Uh...
Oh...
Um...
Only every day.
Alright pal, it's not usually the same every day.
Fuck you.
I wish!
Is Officer U-Toy right now?
What did Alvin just say in the chat?
Did anybody see it?
Did anybody see it?
I think we're joining up with Shroud.
Let me join up with Shroud.
We're starting the fun custom games at five, at 442.
Let me see if I can hop into the game with Mr. Shroud
right now.
Let me see what's going on here.
Let me see where he's at.
Let me see if I can join him.
Oh, where's he at?
He's not even at the Discord.
Is he up?
Is he on?
Where's he at?
Let me take a little look see here.
Shroud he's odd he's odd right here. Oh, he's in a match. Okay. He's in a match. All right
Let me see if I can
Hmm, how do we get in there looks like the match just started can we convince him to leave? Oh
Let me try calling them let me try calling them let me try calling them
Well, let me give him a quick jingle, let me give him a quick jingle, let me give him a quick jingle, that's Mr. Officer, are you joining?
Officer has not joined, so we're not going to do that. Alright, let me grab Mr. Stroud. Alright, I'm going to give him a quick jingle, give me a quick jingle.
Ring ring ring ring, it's ringing. You stay here.
Oh, hello Mr. Stroud, how are you on this fine day?
I'm good, how are you Mr. Chili?
I'm extremely late, you know how it is?
Uh huh, that's all good.
It's not good. Well, you're not really late unless you were are you doing a two-piece? No, no, I'm not doing a two-piece
But I'm I'm I was supposed to be on at 4 p.m. It's 4 44
Some tech issues, you know how it is plus I had to you know, we've got a couple of supplies
You know, I should I even have a little
You know, I can see what that is. I'm sure that is you're surprised for me
Oh, yeah, maybe maybe be you know, I did this back the other thing me the bugger is we were bumps and stuff
Sometimes we get up.
We'll see, we'll see.
Oh, you really?
That's right.
Would you be open to quitting that game
and running a quick one?
Oh, it's me.
I already quit.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Are we friends on team?
There we go.
I see you didn't fight through the battlefield six thing.
Have you played this portal custom game yet?
No.
Have you played it earlier? Is that cheating?
I think that's cheating.
I think that's cheating.
I think we've just played before 5.
But you're going to love it.
I did a little test run on it.
It was fantastic.
It was fantastic.
It's zombies.
All this stuff. It's fantastic.
We're probably going to be solely relying on you to win.
Just FYI.
Do we get anything with the win or just pride?
You could...
Well, if you win,
you could actually give me that jacket that you got
for winning that other tournament.
So here's the problem, the jacket is being tailored to me, so do you think you meet my dimensions?
What are your dimensions?
What are my dimensions?
I can send you them.
How tall are you?
5'8".
You're like 6'5", for sure.
I know you're huge, you're massive.
I've seen you actually.
I've seen you.
You're actually taller than 6'5", you're like 7'2".
Nine foot six, but thank you. All right. Well, um, yeah, that probably won't fit that I that I can play like a one-arm thing like such do
Maybe people I will figure that we'll figure that let's get to a game. Let's get to a game. What's your favorite game mode?
I'm gonna hit every game mode
Sure, boom. I have every game mode with every
And this is the new the new nightfall thing to get up to turn like NVG's on and off or no
Oh, wait. Yeah, we I saw I heard about that. We I want to play that. I want to put that on the end
Just you it should just say say nightfall playlist or something. It should be like the main thing and featured. Oh
It's it's actually a little bit harder than it seems because like there's dark spots
And then there's bright spots and you're gonna turn the night vision on with a start and then turn it off
When it's too bright or just can't see hard. You'll see I highly doubt that buddy. I
I I leave down that maybe you could just see with without
This just round we are two
Professionals I believe that we will have an easy time no matter what
You professionals you mean professionals here
I'll get it boys knocking in knocking it boys to professionals to professionals to professionals here to professionals here
to professionals
professionals
Two professionals. We have two professionals here. Two professionals like us round. No way we lose.
No way we lose.
Wait, why are people saying, look at what's happening? Hold on.
Two professionals like us round. Absolutely. No chance of having this.
Wait! You look like me! That's right!
Oh
50% meet 50% mr. man, you know how this well 80% mr.. Man when he was in behind
One game with number one game
Now I do these night missions. Oh, here we go. Oh that's all that's it. Hold it. You don't hold it
Oh god yeah
Lock it in boys lock it in
I don't know what this is they'd like a bunch of different objectives for this
Which would see objective of this game on
uh protect targeted squad mate i don't know who is that me um do you have are
your equipment armor plates uh no i'm not i would have it is number one
oh that's our team name oh yeah
hmm who's our main guy I think you're the thank you're the MVP so don't die I
guess yeah I've got a big thing at the top of my ski that's just targeted okay
well that's it oh yeah just don't die oh okay that's fine I got you
Watch this
I'm walking in I'm walking in though. I'm just in game of jay right now. You're good. You're good. You just got on you just got on
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I want the shell step one
was
Let's talk in here. Oh, that's just I was looking directly at the side of a plane
That'll happen that'll happen boys that'll happen all of the boys kill the enemy
Gotcha, we got just kill one of the target into the other teams
We're doing pretty good.
So right now they're checking up points.
Is there doing better?
I guess we gotta kill them.
There's much, there's much.
I want a full Q secret.
I'm kind of cooking over here.
We're kind of cooking.
We'll do the armor.
Two to the west side!
Gonna kill their operative, jeez it.
Good heavens!
Oh they're coming in our butt!
They're coming in our butt!
They're coming in our butt!
They're coming in our butt!
But that's up the exact military term
In three two our six the entry to our six
One more
happened
We must
Really well, so oh
Yeah, I don't understand. I think we're just murdering a ton of people. I think we're playing the executive murdering. Yeah
One time we're good
We do what one time like we have to kill kill the enemy operative and then we become the target
You know what I'm saying?
We're gonna have to take it then.
You're in front of us.
Gotcha, gotcha!
Okay, killed the...
Oh, I killed the guy!
Killed the guy!
Oh, I did!
Great!
Now you're the target.
So now we just cover you and we win.
We can back up.
Oh, I just...
Good, you're good, you're good.
Keep backing up.
Let's keep backing up.
We can cover it.
Well, behind us was good.
We might come on in front of us.
That's the room.
I gotta kill a sec.
I'm just gonna hide here for a sec.
Maybe we hold this joke. This was okay. Oh, I see you watch another holy. Yeah, you hold this lane
I hold I hold this and we're just kind of sure
Oh
Careful careful careful. Oh goodness. Oh goodness
That's kind of a nice little chair.
They're here for times everywhere!
Double XP for double points.
Well, they're coming for us.
They're coming for us, Peanut.
Good to watch.
Good to watch.
They are pissed.
This is good though.
This is good.
This is good.
You're on it.
Got me oh no, no, no, oh shit. No, I got it. I got the train. I got the train. It's a socket. Oh, you
How I assault was there another camera
We shot is this suckin so crazy. Yeah, perfect. Good. This is my friend and mother back in my head
This was my bread and butter boys back in the heyday
Are you the man, you are the man?
Oh my goodness.
Good.
Oh.
Good.
Morgan.
Oh.
Exciting.
It's right.
More tests on the next round.
All right.
The man.
We still.
Oh, wait.
It's one of those things where it's going to keep going.
Oh, there's multiple missions.
Well, you could think everyone sucks
Mm-hmm. I
If you take the I'm pretty sure even if you add the scores of every team that would play against they still don't be touched
You get harder though all the already good thing everybody out, so I don't know what the second
That would be too worried. I think I'm playing against literal moron
No, this one could be risky if it's a full squad wipe and we're out. Oh, well, we're not out
But like we lose a lot of points or they get a lot of points. Thank you professors like us. Don't lose
Lock it in job
Lock it in boys lock it in
I hear me
Oh my god, they have a rocket logic
To the left, to the left, to the left.
I think I'm shooting a dead body!
Good job, good job!
Do a little reach around on him!
Alright, got him, I got him, okay.
I'll wait for one team.
Heavings.
Am I allowed to come back?
Oh, wow.
That's a cool game mode.
I like that game mode.
That one's fast wait wait wait that's going on it wait. I like that. I like that
I love one life game was like six to six destroy type stuff in the mud
Yeah, we're doing we're doing all that so it's just three different like missions, and that's just one of them. Oh, I guess
Yeah
I'm cooking look at it. Oh, yeah, I can't you I can't do this boys, but I'm cooking out there, buddy. I'm cooking
Oh
that only one box on box action I think it's a one team versus one team but we
got who the best gamer number one gamers yeah we're tied we're tied we're tied
okay that's right follow me boys follow oh we saw it one life situation you know
No, no, no, no, no.
I got it!
Can't see anything.
I'm going for the box!
Yes, yes, yes. I'll cover you.
Got it!
Yeah, we gotta run into our box.
Come back, come back, come back!
They got our box too, but that's okay.
We'll mess them up.
Fine. Hopefully.
You look like he's going wide laugh.
If I get the box before them, I think it matters that they have a box.
I
Stop the box you're fine. You're fine. You know
Miss that deep in big sheep can eat a little bit more accuracy on those deep fims
No back then no back then shrouds up the box
Now we go for the enemy box
I'll go for ours
I
How do I
The time is going up
Oh, better take, better take!
How do you place this, you forgot!
This is the easiest run ever, you just did one here.
Oh my god, they're on it, they're on it, they're on it.
Oh no, me boys, quick, me!
It's an insane thing.
They're running our box. They're running our box.
Yeah, we can stay in the box right here. Got it?
Yeah, you can just dump it out of there.
Boom.
Got it.
Whatever. Go score a little points for that.
Maybe on the 3v4.
Maybe.
It is, it is.
We're not out to 3v3. I think one of our guys plays field.
Whoever that guy is, with equity,
I swear to God
Got their box good box grab good box grab it. Yeah, they're on me from this
Box cover extraordinaire
Finish them up
That's the last one
He's on the roof
Okay, that ended up that guy got lucky bad guy got so lucky
This is it motherfucker the style wrap
He said the whole garlic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do Sam's voice.
That's the second example of the Nightfall stuff.
But you can play that map without the Nightfall too.
That, those game modes are so cool.
I'm loving that.
I love the One Life.
Can we do only One Life stuff?
Is that not a thing?
What is this matter?
It's five PM already.
We're gonna do the portal thing.
Wait, aren't we doing the portal thing in an hour?
I have no idea.
Now...
Portal is...
Oh! Portal's in an hour!
Oh!
Yeah.
Oh!
Can we do one-night things?
Is there only one-night things?
Um...
I don't know.
I want to say no, but I don't know.
Maybe they made it a playlist that you could do.
I don't know.
We have to be a chat for it. That'd be a chat question to be honest it's something called strike a point
Oh, I've never played straight play we get back out. Let's do this. I've never played it. Oh, it's gonna be pretty good
I think I like your party doing that
It's Rossie another one
Mr. Officer, should we join it up to these two as well? What's Miss Jinji? I don't know when Miss Jinji is on
Okay, go find it go find uh strike
Which one is strike point add?
Oh, Gigi is on it, okay Gigi is on it in the outlet and I think, I think Oxygen is on it.
See.
Are you the costume change?
Oh, there it is, oh, you got it.
Do I just leave every map or do I just leave every map or do I just leave every map?
What's the best strike point map?
Also do conquest on the new map too, which is a lot of action so it could be fun as well
Left then you go to base conquest we base
We all have these conquests is a map or a type no, it's just the same mode
But Conquest is 32 versus 32 is just more action, but I'm trying to see where this strike
Whatever the heck it's called. I've got I've got strike put on the custom search
I don't know what maps are good and which ones are not so good for shake point just said it
I know I played it, so I'm done. Yeah
Okay, okay, but yeah, but yeah
Thanks for saying happy feast of my life. That's very kind of boy. Good man. Good. Oh, man
And mr. DK mr. No matter what good man. Good. Oh, man
He's doing Pokemon perfect perfect no warm-up no warm-up warm-up
I love your wife!
I love your wife!
And so is that guy.
That guy loves your wife, too.
And that guy.
That guy loves your wife, too.
We all love your wife!
We all love your wife!
except for that guy that guy hates your wife we got like four guys who like your wife one
guy that hates your wife what did you do it oh good points nothing gets past you mr.
Let's do this thing. Time to get serious. Warm up is over.
Right, this is interesting. No redeploys first to six objectives. I'm not gonna have
and it's 4v4 this year.
I forgot to read.
Is it just killing each other?
Is it like an objective?
I read it.
We got this.
We're trained professionals.
Oh!
Hey!
Two feathers like us!
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking, we're stuck here, stuck here.
We're already, we're already in the bottom corner.
Oh my god!
We're not going that way.
They got, they got set molly's.
Is he one?
Eh!
Yeah, one?
On the corner.
He's probably fighting, fighting, fighting.
He's down, he's down, he's down!
No! I got to come under the guy!
It's just up to McGilligan McGill, McGill, McGillian.
You're cheating!
That's my magician. Jesus Christ.
Wolframs were committed out there.
Maybe they know what happened to Mr. Magician.
He just needs to exist.
I want Wolframs, I want Wolframs.
Now it's time to get cheese, time to get cheese.
I don't mean to alarm you but they are all on controller, okay?
Oh
Yeah, a message for ego. This is very important for ego that we witness. Yeah, we don't want to lose to
They use down all the code by the league
No
It's just two rounds. These guys these guys are insane. We were still going McGillian. Oh, Mr. Magician, Mr. Magician
McGillian, come with us
Okay, all right, I'm done relying on Mr. Magician
Next time Mr. Magician is the last one in you might want to stay in the round
We need him to go first. Yeah, we even
Lock it in boys. Lock it in
Bad strategy guys. Oh look about mr. Magician trying to give us pointers
Fuck you mr. Magician
We got we got one already. Oh, you're dead
McGillians that don't want to be one of the lights
Yeah, you're the 3d2. Oh my
We're all these bombs coming from
I'm going for the two-way drive. You're the number one game. I want to go I like that you
I don't love the one my mom high mm-hmm with the stakes are high the adult and start a blast
It's like I'll work out for me. I'd like work
I let ride
Follow me boys
I
Do that don't those grenades around the rim
No one going
Don't check
It's impossible!
He was on the roof roof? Yeah, he was literally on the roof. He RPG'd me. What's that?
I've got ladder tech. We can get on the roof. You got ladder tech? Show me.
Yeah, what's coming right here on this on this thingy? We'll do the ladder tech.
Okay. Okay. Oh wait, we might have to ladder tech to the thingy.
Oh. Okay. Never mind. I need there's a special roof over there. No ladder tech is working at all.
Yeah, he's got a special roof.
spice the peace gave us just dodge you see that boys you see that
you know I never seen it see what how good you are about oh yeah it is in my
My team needs me.
Oh, I've exploded.
They're up top.
I'll check in for you.
Is that two?
Yeah, there's two more. Two more upstairs.
In that room right there on your right.
There's much?
How many players is your total?
I don't know.
Four.
What do you got, two?
Oh, what?
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
He called me a shoddy push.
Who said that?
Pop-by delivery?
Let me check out this guy.
Wait, there's not even a guy named Pop-by Delivery in our game.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is there a guy outside the game calling me a Zaddy-Buzz?
Wait, who is that?
I can't even prepare
a counter-insult because he's not even in the game.
Oh my.
I'm down, I'm down!
Got it!
You guys, is he one of the guys who can teach you the name or something?
I got two.
Last game? No, I don't think so, he does in this games.
He's like McGilligan's right there.
I don't remember playing this game on launch. I do not. I don't think so. Maybe early on.
This map is exclusive to this mode. No, I don't think they've really added onto it.
I think it's probably not that popular, but it's kind of cool.
I like one life, you know, it's different the one life the one life stuff
They didn't go right this time
Got one in the window
You buddy, I'm one you
No challenge for the number one game
Excellent work out there boys! Excellent work out there boys!
Gotta be clean.
Good heavens!
Holy...
oh my oh my oh hey dude
I'm just hanging around you got it
that's a flu crowd that's a flu that is a cow
yeah flu crowd flu crowd warm up warm up warm up warm up
gotta give them whatever you know that you have their spirits
This magician guy, this magician guy.
You know what?
I like Mr. Magician.
He may not clutch out very often, but he's a good man and he's got the spirit.
Oh, no, me boys.
Oh, my god, you're too much, you're too much, you're too much, you're too much, you're
too much.
I'm gonna flank him.
Oh my god.
Ryo!
There's- there's-
That guy's a worst-
I don't know where- there's one left.
Second floor, second floor, half HP.
It's much, much harder.
There's two up, there's two up, there's two up, second floor.
They're pressing the whole team, I'm pretty sure.
On your right here, on your right.
Left, like up on the left, on the left here somewhere.
Oh, come on.
God! Oh my God!
Jeez! No bombs for the white gamer!
No bombs for the white gamer!
This is my house!
This is my house!
We got this trap. We're not there. Took him down. Took him down. You see that boys?
Right there. What's up? What's up? What's up with the boys? They come.
You want to do this mode or do you want to try a different one?
Honestly, I love that mode but I've loved every mode we've done so far.
So I'm gonna do another one. You pick. You pick this one.
um here we'll do we'll do one more of this mode it should just auto play it
hopefully let's see let's see where it takes us we got to me it'll take us to
one more of this moment maybe it'll be different matters
I'm supposed to see you like that place like that place.
That's for you, my boy, that's for you, my boy.
Well, I think you can, you can, you can, you can, you can,
you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can.
Nice and cute.
Is everything we got?
See!
I do Sammy, boy, I do Sammy.
Peanut is my Tim.
My Tim?
Oh, it is his her map.
Oh, it's the new map.
Oh, okay.
map yes the new map but it is in the one-life mode which is pretty cool
oh is this the one we were on on the gauntlet yeah we got you got ya we got
her up against PC players this time half and half is it is it gonna be dark with
With the
Okay
Let me double take some I think officer might be trying
Oh he is
Yeah, nothing better be a warm up
Mm-hmm.
Try and see down in the bush.
We're in a private base.
Me, come on.
Oh, my!
That flash slide.
How do you get that?
You see that?
I could see that.
Yeah, it's really bright.
I feel like it's not that good, though.
Mm...
Yeah, maybe you got lucky.
Maybe you got lucky.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
If you could talk on days, we'd rather have some punch flash like wins.
Honestly, I had to get him.
I had to get him.
He's not that crazy.
All of you boys.
Hold on a second.
I'm on the left.
Oh my god, they just flew over the wall.
They are utility players and you're better.
I did it!
I did it!
I tried to paddle them.
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I tried to paddle him.
Oh.
I don't know.
That's all right.
Well, he's valiant and timid.
That's on me.
That's on me.
I thought maybe, you know.
Little style points, why don't you come with us?
I'll go for style.
I'll go for style.
I don't believe you.
If you can go back, how do you do it the same way?
I'd rather lose in the attempt of the style points
that could never have a chance at the style points.
And George Washington said that is something.
Look at that.
This is completely different. I don't know if there's a server room like this in the actual map. I don't understand it.
Wait, Casper in the tent! She loves ya!
Who?
Casper in the tent! In the game channel!
Casper? Oh, I haven't seen it.
Oh.
I don't have a view. I want to talk shit.
Got one.
It wasn't Casper.
Got another one?
There's one!
I've got how to pull the knife you know what the button for nine it's hold the F
that's okay fine yeah you have to hold it hold it like take it out okay
let's not be lucky we actually okay that you got you knife it's a two-shot
kill think of your mind or you want to be behind this look look turn up what I
got whoa what I think you have a to hold that dog with a knife
Is it different damage or is it same damage?
Uh, I think it's the same damage.
I'm wrapping all the way to the left.
Oh!
Suck and pushy.
Suck and push.
Crunch. That's called a crunch, buddy.
funny that's gonna crunch how much use a real lemon how much use a real lemon
that's what I say why'd you about a real weapon we'll see you the real winner
you like watching the receipt right there was impressive impressive movement
skills this is an impressive movement skills thank you thank you thank you
What one of these guys have a cheese level 184
I'm watching your street and I'm on your team
Yeah, I do you should not beat the challenge fucking
That's that motion
Oh, what over there?
Got him?
Oh, good work, T, good work.
Don't you worry officer, we're coming, we're coming, officer, we're coming.
Let's just wrap up this game real quick.
hmmm sorry peta for what?
he didn't give me
i'm also watching the stream and also on your team
oh this time we're coming from here
Oh, they're all wrapping on the other side, I hear them.
Stupid bitch.
Hey, that was pretty quick.
Yeah, told you to be a fast round.
Oh, you're gonna die?
Alright, one more, sorry, I thought we six out of them.
I forgot we lost that one time because I took out my paddles, not bad.
that we're used to. Stop what we were then. Let's ride.
Oh, the crush up even better, honestly.
Mm-hmm
Like you wonder now you're like
That oh you killed you oh my god. Let's go left and fuck him up. Yeah, go down. Oh my goodness
Oh
There he is there he is above the age of both the age
It's a final enemy active and those two back there what the hell happened that well the first guy you feel
You better for you more to go ahead. I wanted to kill him again
You are fat miss officer we're coming we're coming
Holy shit, yeah, oh, it's right. You did crazy. I thought I was going crazy. You know it was crazy
Mr. Rector didn't go to the right. You still did better the first game, huh?
Was pretty cool. Oh, it's you back. Let's keep mr. Officer here. Do you have you my disco, right?
yeah yeah good good I'm going to scream a waiting room but I'll try again
got it
mr. officer how you doing how you doing pretty good how about yourself chief not
bad yo somebody told me your shroud outfit looks like Jeffrey Dahmer
Uh, I'm number one gamer, buddy.
I'm number one heart eater or whatever that guy did.
Is that what he did?
I think that's what he did, right?
He ate lots of body parts, yep.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Oh, so he didn't have a private for just one.
Yeah, no, no.
Try a little bit of each.
Oh, ooh, ooh.
That's a spice up sometimes, right?
Oh, man of many talents, man of many hands.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Of course, of course.
Now, let me continue here, chief.
Here you go.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There we go, actually good at games, uh, I'll let you in the mess, this is how I roll, this
is how I do it, I said shroob, shroob, I'm shroob, yes, I'm shroob, perfect, now we've
all got acquainted, let's get in there, let's get in there, let's get in there, let's
Let's try Conquest on that map, so you can see it, go to Featured, and then do, uh,
Agental Base Conquest.
God, okay.
Basing Conquest, like 37 or 32?
Yeah, it's larger.
That map is tiny.
I know. It's a meat grinder.
Oh, okay. Alright.
Fuck yeah.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Conquest sucks.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I like the...
A small game mode's bad at first, sure.
I mean, you can really feel it whenever you kill him, you know what I mean?
More personal.
This, you saw off seven guys on the right side of the map, you just keep running.
You're nothing.
You're nothing.
You're about to feel something on this.
I played this game, I've only played one-thirty-two here, and it was...
No.
It was blood.
Good, good, good, good.
You can't wait, you can't wait.
No, that's not, that's not, that's not, there we are.
Are you laughing at me?
What did I do?
After you said you're gonna feel something, I said he's whipping it out.
Always.
Always, good, good, good.
I didn't know the soldiers were ready to put anything on the line with this
game.
I feed it with my belt.
I'd like them!
They're cool!
They're cool for now!
Yeah, just someone who the fuck is peanut.
Who the fuck is peanut?
You already know!
I would be typing in the chat!
All of you queers.
Fuck that guy. I'm killing that guy first.
That's your ass.
He got my ass. He got my ass.
Oh.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna get him.
Oh, this MP7 with a thermal from the Battle Pass is really good on this map in the dark spots.
Oh, you have to show me how to get that.
Battle Pass?
Oh, my Battle Pass.
I just see it on my ass.
I didn't have enough bullets!
Yeah, I've noticed whoever controls C usually ends up winning.
But let's see how this goes.
Gotcha, C! Got it!
Good thing we control, I think, like literally every point.
Oh, no, there's two of us.
Follow these boys.
Oh, that guy's already dead.
Holy shi-
What?
I
Don't know what's going on that guy around that corner be careful
got some chicks up in sleep.
Follow me, boys.
There's a 10 to 3 because half of these people are firing through snow.
Okay, well, I'm gonna read that.
So the guys are still right.
Get your- these guys over here.
Yeah.
Oh my god, there's two of them.
Hold around, homie.
No.
Oh my goodness!
No, I got one.
how are you doing?
how are you doing?
Pretty good I'm job...
were you going?
I did not have any!
grab me!
thank you
thank you uncle
it was one pretty much and we were all smithereens
I'm going in jeep don't you worry
You're still here for a second.
You got to show you a...
Oh my!
Well, that's exactly what I thought was gonna happen.
Perfect.
Help me, help me!
Yeah, let me get right on there.
Mojian over here if you don't mind, jeep.
Take my bleeding dying corpse, right?
Bleed on me, Bleed on me, leak all over me.
I'm gonna point at him disrespectfully.
Fuck you.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
It's just a nightfall playlist that has the actual dark.
Fuck who's walking in?
I have no idea what the hell I'm saying.
Yeah, what the hell I'm sending.
I need a medic!
Hey, I was- I was- I was gonna tell you not-
I think you're- I think you're dead.
Fuck it!
Yeah, I can't see. I'm gonna shoot.
I'm gonna shoot this, though.
Oh!
SHUT!
Okay.
There's no more- no, I don't know if we're still alive.
Oh my god, there's so many of you guys dead.
Oh my god!
Help!
I'm too close to the door, no one's picking me up.
Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm-
I'm so lucky to be the chief.
I read the final method of infiltration.
There's not many of us.
We gotta like get across.
I'll roll with you.
I'll roll with you.
You can sneak past them.
When we go through the middle,
no one will ever see that.
Everyone's gone to the side.
True, true, true.
What do I do?
Don't you got some arms?
Right through here.
Look at this.
You never even see it coming.
Right here through the middle,
through the middle.
oh shit you how am I the first to die on 20 these guys
Oh, we're back! We're back!
We got too much! We got too much!
I got one! I got one!
One more?
And I'm dead.
Good heavens!
Yeah, this is the problem they don't see.
We're back!
You up howls?
You dead? Oh shit!
Thanks for trying.
No worries, no worries, jeep.
You put your arm...
There are a lot of shots for it not to be a lot of fun.
Oh my God.
I'm a little pussy to that.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
It is just too many.
There's too many.
Oh, I didn't go as far as I wanted to do.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Fuck it in.
Fuck it in.
Fuck it in.
I was coming for you.
Oh, I don't.
I think I was exploded.
Oh.
I don't know if I came up.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
I'll do it!
Oh, that'll be cool.
Oh my god.
You fucking-!
Okay.
Guys, new plan, find small tunnels and bring a grenade launcher.
What do you guys think?
Yep, yep.
I don't like it that.
I don't like it that.
Well, how do we get a grenade launcher?
Oh, here we go.
Boom, RPG.
We're done.
We're good.
Everybody's dead.
I win.
Give up now!
I win, I win!
Fuckin' it, we're fuckin' it!
Oh my god!
Anyone's a bitch?
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job! Stay behind me!
I'll handle these you will again next person I see is getting reduced to be a
monarchy
yeah anyone no I see I got five points for enemies is Russian though which is
is like lagging someone
Hey now I should probably turn off the jack it was it was inevitable it was inevitable
it was inevitable it was inevitable
and there's a good thing it will be ruined
yeah I think we literally only have see I did every other point the numbers are
thin though there's body in four points yeah yeah oh shit my RPGs eyes are cool
I thought I'd eat the grenade launch you need which I don't know how to get so I'm just gonna back to the shotgun
Look a shotgun map, I think it won't buy me a officer
I'm here left your life. Oh wait duck in a bag. It's got me
Oh, that guy's a striper!
Oh, my!
These cops are, these gentlemen are getting rambunctious.
They frequently, they frequent the rambunctiousness.
I'm lost.
Come on, let's do it.
There's no time to waste!
Lock it in, lock it in!
Start pulling the nades!
Holy crap!
You're a sigma, you're a sigma!
Get out of here!
Oh my god!
I got too much, I got too much!
Oh, you can just disappear.
Okay.
You did hit him with a nuclear bomb.
Oh, I'm dead.
I need to be in assistance.
I got him.
I got him.
Hold on.
I got you, boss.
You can shoot.
You can shoot.
You're a lifesaver.
Lock it in, boys.
Oh, my.
Oh, okay.
I see that one coming.
Vicious back shots, vicious front shots.
Holy crap.
How much do I owe him?
Yeah, we're coming.
Vicious backshots, vicious run shots.
Holy crap, how much do I owe him?
$10 a pot.
I want to be completely, completely, completely.
Take that, sick guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't kill the real ones.
I'm going to take it out on you, sick man.
God I'm so early good man good man. This is close. We're so sure you saw it with me
Spotted take out my sledge and
There's not much we can do
You are just obsessed with that shotgun.
It's the best gun in the game.
All right, for me.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let's cap this so they stop flying.
Hey.
Done.
Who's there sucking him out?
We are catching you.
Hey!
You are not winning this game.
I'm not jazz.
I know it's it's a hard map. Well, we know this is one of them where we're where I use it
It's like it's like gold. We're supposed to get to zero first. You know, we're winning
I don't really feel like a women
Obviously you feel like a man
Oh work back
I got you. I got you. I got you. Thank you. He captured it
Oh, I got one that I got a visorated it took see back
He was dead for me of D and E.
Wait, they're definitely capturing this one.
He's gone, he's gone.
Okay, fuck it.
Oh my god.
You guys, our points are actually going down.
Am I right about that?
No.
Okay.
A group that can dream.
He bad?
The goop and dreameth.
Thanks dude, I just spawned, I don't think it's scary.
I'm capturing C!
GET OUTTA HERE!
Go from B?
Go from my B.
B as is believable.
Take a risk.
What's that?
Huh?
I'm gonna come just I'll give you comes to the team so that we know who's who and where's where
Yeah, see see see caption caption
Also, yes, it's managed
Okay, I've been murdered
Got him I got too much who's dead. Oh, it's a guy dead. Oh, no, it's found
It switches your name to dad
Big reset quick reset quick reset boys
Well if we capture every point right now and hold them to the end we win
get your ass back to the spawn pussy
I got you officer, easy head
talking to the lemonade
arrives my goopers, I died from my goopers
jump shot! okay
did it work? not really
Oh
I'll see you in a minute.
Okay, I hope you have a good one.
You guys have a good one.
I'm never gonna die.
We'll get him on the 55.
We'll get him on the 55.
Okay, I'm already dead.
There's no way I should get out of here.
I should get out of here.
I should get out of here quickly.
Oh my God.
I should just wait, just wait, just wait.
Quickly.
I'm falling on you.
I'm still getting shot. We're going to see see see see
Bbbb
First we take feedback because I'm taking it then we go see
He's got a headcoats over there, look out!
Oh! One more on top, one more on top!
No!
He's in the kitchen!
Oh! Okay.
Alright.
Alright, just these chokes are so hard to get through.
I was revived and then immediately fed three grenades and directly into my mouth
That lies why is
Fake pony
You mean victory is imminent never gonna die
You spelled it with a fucking best wrong
I'm done you boys it might be like golf where if we need to a first we win
We're doing a really good hell yeah.
Lock it in boys.
Oh.
Got that last guy.
Oh you did what?
We, that's right.
Hey look at the chart there if you were winning at the beginning.
That's not how you spell victory. Yeah, what the hell?
French yeah
Yeah, oh well
You know, yeah, well, yeah double one game is double one game is on top
All right, I see we play a smaller game mode that way I can look the man in the eyes. That's just like rain for them
Okay, good
and some dude with some hair not thinking good sir thinking good sir I
called me today I'm glad you noticed thank you good sir thank you good sir
I will check on again was there be hold up it was oh strike strike fall strike
strike strike out strike strike time strike play strike you stroke play
Okay, stroke time!
Strike time!
Strike time!
Do you like to engage in some stroke play?
Oh, by the gods!
Oh, strike point!
Strike point!
That's what it's called!
Strike point!
Strike point!
Okay, okay, got it.
Okay, all right, good.
I have to be.
As we're loading in, I'm going to take a B.
All right?
All right.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna go take a B!
I'm gonna go take a pee!
EEEH!
TRYED!
Oh
You got me oh you caught me I was being you can't I thought I'd be quicker than that
I thought I'd be quicker than that my bad. I you caught me. I was being I was being you got me
me you got me you got me the cool part is the special maps you normally never
see thank you boys thank you boys thank you boys thank you boys
take the little seven times I got a little number oh my god I was looking
my screen.
Is this the one we live in one life?
Yeah, I guess so.
Come on!
Go three.
Oh, Shroud Cookins!
Oh, Jesus!
Hell, yeah, let me celebrate!
Hooray!
Good job, Peter.
Thank you, good job, good job.
Good job to yourself, Mr. Officer.
Thank you, thank you.
Yes, round out much. Yeah, give me a game
Lock it in lock it in
All of you boys
That one
The three got me like one
Oh
To the right time
Oh my head shots on him he's buying this white man
I'm gonna go to the other room.
Got him.
Oh my.
Behind the roof.
Got him.
Nice shot.
I'm just gonna cook it boys.
my inner number one gamer in top month
good to my boys good to my boys really locked in there really locked it in
that's what the shotgun the shotgun's nice can't do nothing except a kilo of
Oh my god, it's crazy
The guy in the air
Another one
Yeah, we're yet
Oh, you bastard!
It was not me.
I love to see that the shotgun is still the same as it was.
Did you want to rock?
My favorite weapon of all time.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Well, let me take the chat sheet and call the shotgun push yet.
Can't believe I'm losing to a damn peanut with no legs.
That's right, Pussy.
That's right, buddy.
Login in boy!
Oh, okay, I died.
Maybe they're on this construction truck.
Adam?
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's going up.
We'll probably at the back of this spawn right here.
Yeah.
Good, one team!
Cool that they get a like a rooftop here.
This night truck.
It was our rooftop.
That's a bus.
That's a bus.
All right, lock it in, boys, lock it in.
You got the roof now.
Oh, hell yeah.
Roof tech.
One air conditioner on the roof.
That's your cover.
Quickly, quickly.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I've seen his legendary clips on the tube.
Oh, this bastard is all the way in the back.
Oh!
Got his kick, huh?
First eye graft, there you go.
Your voice, who did that once?
Wait, we didn't die once?
Oh my God.
Nobody on our team died once.
Oh
DJs boys DJs I'm assuming the other team watches DJs boys DT gentlemen
That's kind of disgusting. We're kind of gross
What is that blast like blouse blouse
X marks the big X marks
Go ahead and get that man
I don't understand that.
Uh, Xbox, uh, you already know what to do right now.
Um, Xbox, uh, do I even have to say anything?
Uh, we both know what's going on here.
Are we, are we just sitting in here?
Yeah, I don't think it is.
Okay, okay, all right.
Straight point is the best.
I'm just laughing because like what you're saying,
What you're saying is like the reality like we're gonna have moments and we're gonna have AI watching everything we do
And it's gonna be clipping it for us what we won't even need to do it
Uh, I would I even got that joke, but that is real. I think it's a real reality right now
I'm pretty sure people are doing that pretty sure their streamers out there coming for our job AI streamers
Well, do you have to appealing this an AI AI streamer on Twitch that has the most subs out of everyone right now?
No, yeah, it's completely AI. No real person. We all must be that. Oh shit
You taking our job? You taking our job?
Yeah.
Hey, what the? Oh, they are. She was taking our terms.
Before my stream of union.
Ah!
They keep saying stop.
All of me boys.
All of me boys.
Yeah, we're going on strike, buddy.
Yeah, how are you gonna, how is this world gonna turn
without a random guy playing
I'm playing video games.
Pickin' a bartender at the moment.
Let me get you, peanut.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Oh, sorry.
Get it!
Love it, peanut.
Good touch, good touch.
Shooting him all of you down in defenseless.
OK, guy, OK, guy.
Provide that.
Mr. Lefty, do you read the book?
It's been a Swiss cheese
For the ad I mean could be anywhere
Here somewhere on me. Oh, I see my TV. Don't we out there? Oh
There's no work
Man again
Yeah, I why I wonder if we if you know how the
The ASU was who's playing the game because it would not be technically
You know what that'd be technically cheating and banable
I don't think so why well, I can't use a I to make me shoot
Right, that'd be cheating
Yeah, but like what if you're complete ass
You know no program a robot to me complete
I only hate cheaters because they're good
But like what if they're really bad all right first off all cheaters and fucking dick ass
Secondly I
Think I don't know I don't know I'd love to see what's going on with that
Yeah, I can do something
OOOOOOOH!
Get shit on, get shit on!
Get it!
Oh, put your GF down, put your GF in!
That's a win this time.
I'm really, really into the hostile!
None of us have died yet.
Nope.
Balanced.
That's all things should be.
Fucking it, we're stuck in it.
Don't you worry, we'll pay you after this game!
We're about to do the uh, uh, thing, portal thing.
Uh, oh!
Oh yeah!
Yeah
I'm so excited, dude. I've been I've been waiting for this. I'm telling you it is so fun. It is so fun
Did you test it yeah, I tested it yeah, I did like a test we go to they actually like what they should change the supper. Oh
Got what?
No, we can't it's only pistols
It's it's super cool
So the way the portal thing works is that there's four of us you me
Officer Genji and 28
Bungulators that join up and it's like zombies and we have to catch the points and excuse me catch the points
move to the next zone and we end at the top like this building and we catch all
the zones we win at the kill us before we do that we lose we get up like we
got a couple goes though right yeah one shot yeah we only lose him all
for beside the same time okay
pick some water my god I've been drinking while I've been pissing like a
I just peed.
Did you saw me peed?
I'll blow him up.
I'm trying to troll him.
I'll tell you to troll.
I was almost dead.
You're segment troll.
Oh my goodness.
He's trolling.
I got him.
I got him.
Now are you buddy?
Yeah!
Stab him right in the left nipple.
I'll pull his leg when he's being on this find, eh?
I'm trolled a shotgun with you.
Oh!
You trolled.
I'm trawling. I'm trawling.
What's shroom?
What's shroom?
I'm a shroom when we're trawling.
Did you kill the defenseless?
I killed the defenseless in the down.
Behind us, man?
I always hotend him down like dogs in the street.
I even know what the objective is right now.
What the ROOF!
Oh, he's one time, he's one time!
I am for 89!
What the!
What?
What?
What?
What?
You'll be one?
Alright, I'm done trolling.
Matthew the God is running in on him.
Get his ass!
I'm ashamed to be under my god
We win oh
Okay
Headshots are insta kills, but within a certain range
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you
I asked them to make the mode specifically for us and make like a secondary version that adds ARs
Just gives me suck and can't win and say I kind of suck
Yeah, and they said we couldn't do it because it screwed up the game
We either rise the occasion or this is gonna be a painful situation. I
I got you shroom. Don't you worry. No, thank you. Thank you. Give me a mischievous room. Thank you
Never leave a soldier on the field
Regular pistols you can choose to be like four of them, I think
I'm assuming well impugnates will go down with one shot in the head like four or five shots to the back
I mean the money
Yeah, I'm assuming how that this is how it's gonna go when we first start no one's gonna know what's going on
And we're gonna win and then like three rounds in they're gonna get to be experts and we're gonna get a I should stop
Okay, if I take you guys long as we get one win, I'm happy
What let's set the bar high right through
Welcome in to welcome in
Why hello
I did it.
Oh, just really...
Oh, you played well, thank you for asking.
How are you on this fine day?
Pretty good. I opened some Pokemon cards.
Oh, oh my God, tell me nothing about them.
And I pulled a $700 Pokemon card.
And I pulled a God-Pack yesterday.
A God-Pack?!
I know.
Actually, what does that entail? Is that good money?
God patch has every single good, like all the SIRs in it.
Like it's the top chase cards in the whole pack.
Top chase cards in the whole pack.
Wasn't there a new release like this one?
Yeah, Send It Heroes.
Oh!
So how do you open Pokemon and don't have a license?
You can't pick one from them.
I opened Pokemon, I was picking one from them.
So many cards, man.
You can't have full.
One piece and some magic cards, too.
One piece is really fun.
Yeah.
OK, all right.
I got the bow at the end.
No, no, no.
I've got the thing.
And then I'm going to show it.
Oh, so keep us in a squad through it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So OK, so really quickly, really quickly.
So the way this works, OK, is we're going to go in there.
Because we shoot.
Well, we do shoot.
We do shoot.
But, but, who, no, no, you don't, no, you don't shoot me.
No.
Dang it.
This is how it works, whoever has the fastest computer
and the best wifi, okay?
It'll show you right when we get in there,
the bottom right will be a big green sticker
that says you are the host.
If that happens.
Yeah, try to repeat that.
So if that happens to you,
you need to immediately, with no hesitation,
come to me, I'm gonna bring you to a tree.
The tree will have a prompt on it, you click E on the tree, one die, and then we're done.
What?
What that-
It's like a cult, what?
What that does is it locks the sins so that we're always the survivors, and we don't swap up to being the zombies.
Okay.
Yeah, it's the sacred tree.
What if the Bungulators are first?
No, they can't be first, we're the ones making it.
Okay.
What do you do?
I might just say this out loud so that everybody knows.
Everybody watching you guys.
So how you join our game, you can also make your own game if you want.
Because you go to search experiences.
And then you're going to type in shell.
Oh, hold on.
Shell sucked in the search bar.
Just enter it as this button.
And then you guys will hit browse servers to find us.
We're gonna host, we're gonna name it Celsak,
key not stream, and press host.
Not host ugly, host.
All right, are you guys ready to sing?
Just use the game, it's action on.
Yes, remember the tree thing.
Yes, yes, yes.
Remember the tree thing, remember the tree thing.
Oh, that's just between you and Froud.
Okay, good.
Let's be real.
All right, look at the bottom line.
You don't know, it may be.
I guess we're gonna find out.
All right, three, two, one.
Now!
Whoa.
What's gonna happen?
I'm, I'm, I'm.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Okay, there we go.
Huh.
The officer was so...
Let him touch the intro.
Let's ride!
Go to the tree the
I
Didn't have enough time for a joke
The horn is being released. Yeah, I'm my screen is black
If you're the horse here yet
Yes, no
When I'm using a revolver there's no way no, I need a different pistol. I can't use it. No way
I think we, I think we might have to, I think we might have to, okay.
No, we can't use a revolver.
Oh my God.
That's not gonna happen.
Yeah, I used the 16-shot pistol.
My game is completely, yeah I'm, yeah, mine's black, yeah.
We'll go back to menu.
Yeah, problems.
Got a shotgun.
I'm gonna bring this all out.
Ooh.
Okay.
Did I bring you with you?
Oh my God.
This is gonna be so hard.
We'll, we'll get that.
I think I have to go to the main menu. Everybody come to the main menu.
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. I'll go back. I'll go back.
They all have paddles of the same. The plan never goes good on the first try. Everybody knows that. Officer told me that.
You guys scream.
Alright, let me do it.
He knows I'm with you still. Yeah, he's always everybody back in the lobby to be with me.
Yeah, how it gets in the lobby. You guys quit. Well, it's over anyway.
Okay, good. Okay. Also, I was the Horde win that one doesn't count that one
doesn't count. Wait, put the menu.
Hey, but I don't know quit to something. Go to where whenever you open up the
game. That's what you see. I'll be the menu. Okay. Pull me from the square.
they squound. Srowdy, you in the mid-view? Yep. All right. GG, you in the mid-view? Yep. All right,
three, two, one, now! You currently have one server active host, you can do
some more discounting going on. Yeah.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Okay, hopefully we can get into this time. If my screen was black, I think
Shrouded an officer you guys was working fine. Yeah, definitely guys definitely select the pistol with the most amount of bullets
I knew the 16 pistol one
Yeah, I was using the revolver. That's a big mistake
If you if you guys want to take a second and lose the first game on purpose to like edit your class we can do that, too
See if we even all get in here. Oh, I'm in
Well, I'm not the host. I am not the host somebody's good to treat. I click the tree. I click the tree
You got it yeah, okay, okay, where we go where do we go where do we go? Where do we go Peter?
Oh right here right here right here right here. We gotta catch this way right here
You come from the northeast
Okay, we got some of the height
No, they're fast they're fast it's kind of crazy. It'll be box until money later join up here
Oh my god!
Oh no!
I'm gonna die!
Oh, it's really, really hard.
Oh my god.
It's okay, okay, we're just really, really regroup.
Catch it, catch it, catch it!
How does the pistol do, like, no damage?
You gotta hit him in the head, you gotta hit him in the head.
Catch up starts big.
Oh my god!
Snake, help me, help me!
Damn it!
Come on, come on, come on!
Keep him safe!
You're in my nightmare.
This is terrifying.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh
Oh shit
Get the point get the point get the point get the point
We got it we got it we got it we got it
Okay okay okay
Oh my god
We have to figure it out too
Oh go go go go go go go
Go back go back go back this way boys
To the south to the south
Okay okay okay
Oh the dog
We get we get flame grenades as well and stuff is breakable like bridges and stuff
Oh
They can capture by the way they can capture it to we get a little catcher
Okay, I'm getting deep under
I'm a coming boys. I'm coming
Okay, I'm dead
Walk it in boys
I
Each time we have to one to get motor's first like fastest beat and smoke is done
I'm gonna do that
I know what to do. I don't do it. We can't win. We can look at this leaderboard and kick the top five best players
And then over time will filter in the the players ever
Yeah
No
Guys, I didn't even get our pistol situation
Does anyone feel like a pistol is an adequate because I believe we got our pistol situation not locked in
We all we got I think this is the best was the low with 18 bullets Xindo bag
No, okay, we might just shut
Oh my mother God.
Dude, dude, dude.
So many people.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
No!
We have claymores and flame grenades too.
Every time he smashes them, just throw them.
We have claymores the whole time?
We have claymores, we have claymores.
I'm gonna be
Kill these
Oh
Let him know let him know shoot him shoot him shoot him. Oh
My god there's so many they're rushing the point they already know they already know they're too smart
They're too smart
Run around fuck you
Oh my god, I can't even get down from this.
Okay.
I'm dead.
I don't think we got.
Perfect.
No, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
Okay.
Lock it.
Okay.
Okay.
You're locked in.
You're locked in.
Oh my god.
Oh
Guys, I don't know
It's going to be just practice Amy for the head right to the head
Oh
We're off the point
They have claymore's too
Well, I'm dead
We're making good progress, we're making good progress.
We're gonna all get on a plane, everybody just throw your bodies on the plane.
Oh my god.
Dude, I got like four claymore kills.
Wait, it's still winnable, we're bringing the bar down I think.
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
Jiji, I think you just run around and distract them a little bit, you know?
Dude, I go down on the ground and I'm insta dead.
I can train them really good. What if I train them like you guys don't shoot them?
They go just go run circles.
Just make them move.
Get them all in a big group, get them all in a big group and then play them.
There's zombies, they don't know anything.
They don't know anything, they're stupid, they're stupid, they're stupid.
They're stupid.
Fuck!
Go around in circles, go around in circles.
I'd be awesome if I would.
I would say if we get them all in a big group and run the one flamethrower, we win.
Okay, alright, well I'm in.
I
Was everyone of the 18-shot pistol
Guys what we do what we do what's the plan what is the plan?
Where's the plan easy because we have the spots we can get a bomb
This would be spot you guys find high spots, and I'm gonna I'm gonna train him gay
I claim would like for a cleaner like for guys
We're headed numbers we're headed numbers
Oh my goodness let me rely
I
My mind is gonna stay on
What's got into what's done into what's done
No
They're too good
It means you stay on the point just run around the point all four of us we captured super super fast
Just keep buying and getting on the point
and I'm into bed every time.
Oh, no I'm stuck.
Holy shit.
Hey, get on the point, get on the point!
You can't even get A on this.
Get on the point!
I'm getting on the point!
Oh, I'm on the point!
Guys.
Holy shit.
We got him, we got him, we got him!
Go back, go back, go back, go back!
We're using the get on the point
instead of this always possible.
Die a hundred times, die a hundred times!
Push the green boys, push the green boys!
Block terrain, block terrain, no matter where I charge with it.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I think we just run around the crystals on point, and then just distract them, I think we'll be okay.
We're doing great! It's already almost half full, guys!
No!
You fuck.
I
I think they have a hard time getting us over vaulting
GO!
He almost got it, boys! We got it! Stay on the point! Stay on the point!
I'm coming, boys! We got it! We got it!
Let's go!
Oh, we got some height, we got some elevation.
Oh, what you want to do, boys, is burn the bridges as soon as you get over there.
So, throw flame grenades on these ones.
William, that location!
I'm going to throw one on this one.
Place Claymore, too. Place Claymore.
Yeah, Claymore's coming.
They're coming they're coming
Where's my pistol doing what the hell special animation
We will respond what we find on the other side of the oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Maybe we should have broke the bridges
I'm gonna leave it.
You just gotta find a good, like, like, oh my goodness, I'm so dead.
I'm so dead.
I am so dead.
We gotta go to the west.
Get out of here!
We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta,
we gotta find a good spot to, like, trade them or whatever.
I don't know if we should have heard the bridges.
Take it to the point, take it to the point!
You know the point, boys, quick!
Dammit!
Okay, next time we get to that point we don't burn the bridge.
Okay, yeah, no further
Now what you mean tough one that is gonna be tough one we got this boy. We got this lock it in lock it in boys
We try to get a different group of people or do you want to still play?
I'm down. I
Think I'm just what they told me I'm just supposed to kick everybody. I
Just killed like seven. I killed eight. I killed eight. I killed eight. Well, wait. I'm kicking everyone
I'm kicking everyone. We see we see okay
New players, new players, new players, he's got it too good, he's got it too good, he's got it too good.
They're cheating, they're cheating.
They're cheating, they're cheating, they're cheating, they're cheating.
I'm kicking, I'm kicking, I'm kicking as fast as I can.
I bet you by now I've probably had someone join after I kick someone and then kick that guy.
We're cheating, we're cheating, we're going-
I could like 20, I could like 20, I would do a good-
I would do it, I would do it, I would do it, I would do it, I would do it.
Make sure you're stupid and bad at the game.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
One more.
Okay, okay, okay.
One more.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh
Do we do it really good actually
What no way
I gotta turn my fan on and sweat it here
Oh shit
You kind of took this one quick
I was killing people the entire time
I don't know what I was gonna say
Now we get the track, just don't burn the bridge
Lock it in boys, lock it in, lock it in
The bridge is still gone
The bridge is still gone
Oh, that's as much as how much was beat
We have one shot at this
Lock it in
Oh, oh, the zombies one shot with the knife
F oh, oh my
Where's where's the horn they're not being released?
You can get everybody rude, but I might have screwed at the game
I might have screwed up the game. I could give money. I might that's very possible
Yeah, I might have to this is way harder than I was expecting. This is yeah, this is crazy
I'm trying so hard. I don't think I blinked
I think I might have messed up by kicking everybody.
So next time we want new players, we just reset the server.
I thought I could do that the easy way right there.
I don't know if you guys are back in the lobby.
You guys are back in the lobby?
Graphic, graphic.
Wait, are you guys back in the lobby?
Yeah.
So are you back?
Uh, yes.
Did you see you back in the lobby?
Mm-hmm.
Really?
Go ahead and try it.
P. Dot Street.
Remember when I said Apex was filled with, you had to be an Adderall ridden 13 year old.
I think this mode is worse.
We got this easy.
I think this round was right.
Setting the bar one win is good enough for me.
Yeah.
Not enough for me.
Not enough for me.
Don't worry guys, there's only like five more points after this point.
Don't worry, I
What and they get harder as well. Oh terrific. Yeah, so I got a speed boost when we got to that second area
Yeah, they get birds every time we complete one. You know, I'm seeing if you just find like a like a long
Hole that you can just get on the end of
If you get birds, you guys whoever told you
We got this time boys hundred and fifty percent we've got it this time
I'm trying a new pistol.
If I had known that I should have build up my pistols, I could have had like, you could have really good attachments to make the difference.
You can double up your pistols?
No, no, no, like you could have just have like attachments that have more mag size and...
Is there a pistol with more than 80 bullets?
This is terrible.
Yeah, you could have more.
This server gets official XP, so we'll level up our pistols while we play.
Oh, who was that? Was that Straub?
Yeah, Straub got blown up.
Oh my God. Oh my God!
Oh my God, we're already cooking!
Nice!
Fall back!
Fall back!
You better hide, was he?
If you really focus on hitting the head shots, you can see how much I am, but okay, I'm dead.
Never mind.
I got you.
Oh wait, we can rest each other, remember that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, could be good to get.
Well, usually when I die, there's seven dudes teabagging me and hitting me with a D-Fib.
So I died pretty quick.
Oh, well, I'm dead immediately.
Fuck it in, boys!
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Oh my god, the amount of deep-dip sounds.
I'm coming to the right time, I'm coming to the right time.
I can't even get down there.
These players are even better than the last ones.
Well, they gotta watch how to play.
They're keeping a defender on.
Oh, I can't even get down there!
Oh, well, that didn't work.
He's gotta keep one defender on at all times.
Oh, well.
It's not gonna be me.
I can't go on this for two seconds.
She got one on over, she got one on.
I love getting teabags in the face.
I'm on my my my my!
I'm back I'm back I'm back!
We gotta be dying!
I'm going to speed boost!
That's insane.
No No No No!
Don't bring the bridge to the side!
Don't bring the bridge to the side.
You see this spot right here?
This is like a really good spot.
You see this one over here?
You don't even have the ADS.
I don't have the ADS.
You can go.
I'm going to do this.
I'm not on the objective.
Oh.
I can't go over there.
I guess we know what to do.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
We got one on.
We got one on.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Oh my God.
Keep the numbers.
Keep the numbers.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Keep back some boys.
Keep back some boys, keep back some!
Make sure you guys rest each other if you go down.
Got you, got you, got you!
We're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good.
You virtually unlimited emotions, keep lancing!
Oh my...
Oh, I'm down.
Holy shi-
Dude, what's got me, what's got me, what's got it?
Get out of here!
Just keep going, you gotta keep the numbers between them!
And hope that they don't all say, hey, let's wait in the lobby, or wait in the spot and
then all rush in once!
We're doing really good!
You gotta move fast. You gotta move pretty fast.
At least here's right here. Right here. Right here.
At least here's what he says. They come immediately.
They come immediately.
Fuck him!
Holy shit.
Oh my...
Fuck it.
Ah!
Oh my sweet Jesus.
You gotta get on the point. You gotta get on the point. Take it. Take it in.
Can you get near it? There's something.
I want it. I want it. I want it.
Oh my god
We got you back
You
Oh my god!
This is fucking ridiculous!
Oh my god!
Be unpredictable! Be unpredictable!
Be unpredictable! I need to be unpredictable!
I'm still running! I'm still running!
Come back! Come back! Come back!
I'm being unpredictable!
I already know what I'm doing!
You're dangerous here. Use caution
Wrong stairs wrong stairs. That's a circuit to the next point. It's up here boys. Oh
I'm fucking fellow
Okay, what's going this point this point look hard
Oh
This is crazy
Movement tech movement tech
Shit oh
We do agree we do agree to keep whatever all the time
They found me!
Wait, does it count when we're down as one defender on the objective?
What if we flame the stairs up and down, that way they can't cross again?
We'll finish this behind us.
They're playing goalie, they're playing goalie!
OH MY GOD!
荷莳只只只 1z
go go go
give me that point
Lemme select myWhy
oh i got the spools
i got the spools
i got it
uhh
Da Annual
yooo
Oh
Joe becker becker are you guys getting up there?
Is this spotting somewhere else?
Oh, I just wanted to on the bottom. I just run up the ramp.
Ooh, introduction.
Nice, Gen G.
I killed myself with it.
Okay, I'm dead. I'm dead.
I just-
Fuckin' it boys, flop in it.
This is the craziest game I've ever seen.
Oh my god, they put up those walls you can't get over them quick enough
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm on it, I'm on it!
No!
Oh my God, it's me, I'm catching it, I'm catching it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
We're doing it!
What the hell is that guy doing?
Get out of here!
I'm coming boys! I'm coming! Don't you worry!
Charge!
Oh my god.
Nobody's up there.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Yeah!
Okay, alright, okay, I didn't make it
We still got this we still got this you come back from harder challenges than this before
You don't run out you don't run out
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Guys, guys.
I'll check and swap my loadouts.
Hey, guys, we should do a quick loadout check.
Yeah, like, we all go back and look at our loadouts,
make sure that the best they can be.
Yeah, you can only do it in the venue.
Let's do that one quick. Let's, let's, yeah, everybody back out.
Everybody back out. Let's get our loadout maxed out.
Let's get our loadout maxed out.
Best we can do, biggest magazines,
Fast attachments we come back in already left already left
Okay, you're already love mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. Yeah. Yeah, we're what how do you eat?
The p-18, okay
You guys use the p-18
I don't think it's very good. I would use for this I would use the
Is it all blurry the ES 57 5 7
Okay, yes 57. I was all towards the ES 57
I haven't been working on that at all so I probably have no upgrades.
20 round mag, this one's pretty good.
Oh, I was mean, where do we make our gun?
Like in our actual loadout.
Loadout at the top, yeah.
There's also a 30 round mag but I do not have access to it yet.
I need Mastery 9.
Dude, I'll still be better.
Okay.
Yeah, guys, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you change your loadout while you're in the game?
Or no?
No, it doesn't let you.
shit shit I kind of need this stuff to be better like better
okay okay let's just let's just run it with this one and then we'll get the
mastery up and then we'll come back at the attack my 5 7 leveled up 37 times
when I use the first yeah you'll get everything in one game yeah okay let's
Okay, I need mastery level 9. I believe because master of the line is 30 round magazine and then I'll see the red dot site
So I'll need yeah, okay. That's all I need wrap master of the line
How we how we how we select it in the game
Just make sure it's on your on your guy. Yeah, it's all character. You're like whatever. Yeah, whatever your default is
Okay, yeah, okay, I'm gonna go I have to pee again. I'm sorry yeast infections
All right, let's uh
Yeah, I feel like a race. Oh, my poor time on P that would be too like two hours
Okay, but you think it's using
I think when you can customize it in the match
No, I tried it doesn't actually work. It says it's like the buttons there
It'll let you would be like press Y, but it doesn't actually work
Okay, okay, all right. Is everybody everybody go?
Yeah
Okay
Yes
RIDE
We did pretty good, but that last point up at the top is
I think we know the points now up into the last one.
That's true.
Claymores are big if you kill like six of them with one claymore are you.
I feel like they gave the claymore like a crazy blast radius.
Right
You could place a claymore literally where they spawn and kill all I'm pretty sure you come back here
You come back here and you place it literally
They're coming they're coming we're not ready. We're not ready. Oh
well
I'm just not coming
They're coming
I've killed many of them.
This one's for you, Mr. Byron! This one's for you, my boy!
F***!
Wait, I saw the old pistol! What happened?
I thought...
Wait, what?
Yeah, this looks like the same pistol to me.
Did you swap your default?
Yeah.
I don't know how to do... I put it on my...
I said I had one less bullet now.
Perfect, perfect.
You guys, why...
Oh, oh, oh, I see. Come back to me, come back to me.
It's because we're support.
Oh, we're... Oh, yeah, you put on your support, kid.
Everybody's support.
Everybody, everybody, yeah.
That's what you put it in sport. Okay. Good thinking. Good thinking
No, it sucks for everybody
Why put it on the support. Yeah
Yep, that makes sense that does make sense. Oh, yeah, I'm good to go. Are we ready?
Let me know when
Okay
I'm loading it up right now.
Oh, God, give me voice.
Oh, thank you, Miss Maymay.
Thank you, my boy.
Hey, Miss Anon, this is your boy.
Good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
We press Y to edit load out when you're dead.
I'm going to go do that.
Just peanut.
I just said that.
It doesn't work.
We got to figure it out.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Tell them how.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
One thing you got to learn about chat is they're always wrong,
and you are always right.
Gotcha.
You know, as the streamer.
Someone write that down.
Someone write that down.
I lock it in.
Lock it in.
Here, come here, and you can place all the clayboards.
We kill them all right away.
Who hate?
I'm not kidding.
Come up here.
They spawn on this white wall.
And just place it like, it's going to open up,
and then just blow them up, OK, like right here.
No, wait, we're already cheating.
No, wait, we're already cheating.
Yeah, yeah.
Just place it somewhere on that white wall.
Got a guide?
Hopefully they're not listening.
Yeah, I'm on terrain!
Got all the guys?
F*** it!
Okay, okay, go to point.
Pull back! Pull back!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That was genius!
Oh this pistol is nice!
This pistol is nice!
Let's act- it's like more accuracy, shoot faster.
Oh my goodness, we can win this 100%.
Especially when we upgrade it-
My god
I'm trying a bunch of them up it
Get in there!
Get in there boys! Get in there boys!
I need to destroy that.
Oh my god!
Could I want to play more?
That's too-
GOOOOOO!
Got it, got it.
HIT!
Give me a chance, give me a chance!
Oh my god fall back fall back fall back
My guns already a little 15 I can max mine out
If we lose I will go back to lobby and max it out
Okay all right you can't be doing the playboy playboy Jason
There's a guy in our spawn!
There's a guy in our spawn!
Oh, did you hear that?
I actually can't...
Is he in our spawn?
Yeah, he was up top on our spawn.
What?
He jumped down just now.
What an asshole!
I see, we got a cheater.
Yeah, cheater!
We definitely didn't put the claymores on their spawns.
We need to do that to update that right now.
No, we did not.
All right, excuse me gentlemen
I guess I think we have to keep blasted to keep the numbers alone because I'm trying to train them, but it's not working
No, it's not holy shit
Okay, well I hit a tree
I'm going to see a top in two to time.
Just got five, seven kills.
Wait for it.
Oh, why is that full?
Put it down.
Go boys, go boys.
Get out of here.
Give me my gun.
Why is my gun not on?
Why is my gun not out?
Oh my god!
WHAAAAAT?
Oh, shit.
Get a plate, get a plate.
I'm still here.
There's a ceiling down the stairs.
Don't you worry.
I got you covered boys, I got you covered.
Oh, we got one on.
No, we're taking it.
Okay, okay.
Good work.
I got you covered boys, I got you covered.
We got covered!
We did it! We did it!
Hooray!
Let's ride!
Oh, we gotta keep the numbers down.
There's 150%
Let it rip!
Let him know, let him know, let him know!
I want him to know, I want him to know!
Oh my suit, Jesus.
that dude right there
no
oh
oh
oh
oh my ass
oh
oh
I'm dominating
shit, we shit
keep dominating, take the point
there
Oh
Go go go
I'm stuck to the ticket it
Come on, come on, come on, just to give it back some efficiency. Oh my great googly moogly
Oh
Can we take it from down below?
I'm stressing my heart rate is out of a marathon runner this can't be healthy this
can't be healthy keep one at all times keep one at all times that too we're
gaining let's go up let's go okay I'm interested in perfect perfect perfect
Okay, I'm getting t-backed. I'm getting t-backed.
Oh, come back, push. Come back.
Okay, all right.
Okay, AJ is targeting me and then t-backing me.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Holy shit!
They're out of here, AJ!
Oh my god!
They're landing on me.
I can't do anything.
I'm coming up, coming up, coming up.
Excuse me, boys.
Just stay on it boys.
Just stay on it.
He's going to keep one on at all times.
Oh, okay.
I just opened up the text prompt by accident and I couldn't move.
I can't move.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Lock it in, boys!
See if he jettles his.
Alright, we've lost all of our progress.
No worries.
I can't get up.
The bridge is not safe.
That's okay, that's okay.
I'm, I'm actually doing pretty good right now.
Things are going pretty good for me.
Things are not going so good for me.
nice claymore nice claymore
we always everyone blocked the rain for the clay boys and we're getting too bad
the way the way boys away the way boys wait you have this we have this we have
I mean, mess with the best, try like the best, whatever it is.
I'm going to mess with the best.
Lock it in boys, lock it in boys, lock it in boys, lock it in.
Okay, I've got it immediately.
Hey, I'm getting teabagged. That AJ guy is pissing me off.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Well, I don't have the right thing out.
Take that AJ, how's it feel, how's it feel, how's it feel, huh?
Fuck you claymore
It takes out so many
I would be pretending to be one of the junkies. I'm running with them
You know I did
It's just taking every molecule
I don't know why they get shields to that makes it so much harder. You would think that would do anything
Keep those numbers windows boys keep those numbers windows get it fast get it fast
We got three at point
Oh you fuckers
There's just a hundred on me there's only a hundred
There's a hundred on me boys
I'm shooting him off you keep running him keep running him
I'm dead I'm dead really
Fuck it fuck it fuck it
Go go go
Put it down fuck
Oh my god.
We got this, we got this, we got this.
Oh, I just got some of the claymore.
Do I have to do that three?
Yeah.
I'm trying to run around, drop that claymore, and then run around to claymore.
You can think of it, you can think of it.
Why did I get you?
Why did I get you?
Perfect.
I just died from fall damage.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet little treat.
Lock it in!
Help me!
There's no floor there!
Did you do the reflap you need to?
Boss is ready!
Got an A.J., got an A.J.?
Fuck!
Fuck! I just traded with a guy!
No way!
I'm gonna cook it, I'm gonna cook it, I'm gonna cook it.
No, I killed the wrong one, bro.
We're doing it, we're doing it, we always gotta watch me out.
I'm gonna kill the wrong one, bro.
I'm gonna kill the wrong one, bro.
over here quick over here quick
I said I'm all on fire
oh
oh
I'm cooking up cooking up
you got to push me you got to
get it get it get it
To get it get it get it get it
This one this is the one this is the one i'll just kill them right now and you guys just keep running
One point, then we gotta很
What the?
No way!
That guy's got moves.
That guy's got moves.
Shit.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh, these freaks, these freaks.
Did you say you came towards the hallways?
No, I have some more.
Fucking die!
I got you! I got you! Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I got you!
Thank you!
HIT!
No gun in my hand! I can't even see!
Wee! Get it! Wee! Get it!
This is the one we're gonna come really fast!
Move, move, move, move!
This one's hard, this one's hard, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I have an invisible gun!
Oh, that was so funny!
all right
this direction
this direction, yeah, be confusing, be confusing
let them do all the smokes they want
it'll only hurt them
we're doing it, we're doing it
oh, we're not doing it, not doing it
yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, this is crazy.
I didn't take care of a hoodlum.
What the hell!
What are you doing?
I got to look at somebody alive at all times.
Yeah, I'm a, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm keeping
just the smoke.
Oh, my God, I'm doing a flame grenade on my butt.
There's a hundred.
There's a hundred.
Place your claymore
Oh you can still you can you even have to turn around for the claymore
You can just place it in funny while you're on it
Yeah, yeah
Mm-mm
Can't get our spawn
Perfect, perfect, perfect
You gotta just get this fucking lock in
Oh my god
You didn't see bad?
What does he delight?
Oh yeah?
What does he treat?
Bam!
Oh, come back, come back
You gotta just get this, get this
I'm burning a lot including myself
I'm sitting alive I'm sitting alive I'm being confusing I'm being confusing
I'm so out of boys don't worry I'm so out of boys I'm so out of boys I'm so out of
boys I won't let the boys get to me quick boys get to me quick
I'm still on it boys! I'm doing it! I'm not doing it! I'm dead! I'm dead immediately!
and 11 11 11 11
please I just went on a 20 kill stream by the way nice
you guys I
we're making progress slowly but surely
I'm not making progress
Don't call me Shirley.
Oh my God.
This is so horrible.
Oh my God.
They're too good.
They are too good.
Guys, I'm not starting back up with a shot.
Get on that fucking plate like your life depends on it.
I'm on it.
I'm dead.
Oh.
That shit is just...
And you have to get to the top of the stairs
or it doesn't count.
The stairs are doesn't count
We got this we got this
We're still this way
Oh dear god
AHHHHHHHHH!
I think, okay, I'm gonna stand back and shoot all the ones that are on the point, okay?
Take that, AJ!
I want it, I want it!
Wait, is he going towards you?
Hello, gentlemen? Hello, everybody?
Oh, I got a couple of them, I got a couple of them!
What the heck, son?
What the hell is that?
I got stuck.
Yeah.
If you just go?
You gotta stand the point.
No matter what.
AJ and Stone Bear dude are just standing by our staircase.
I'm funny.
Bandy, those guys.
I'm on it.
Oh my god, I'm dead immediately.
I'm dead immediately.
Perfect, perfect.
I just got a tea bag by 50 dudes all at once did not do did not pay him a thing
Oh, there's no smoke
Well, I thought that might work. I thought I thought that might be the better. I thought that might be better right there
Because we are making progress even if it doesn't really feel like it
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're making so much progress.
Yep, there is a whole nice bar now.
All right, well, okay.
Guys, here's your new plan. Everybody back out. Everybody back out.
We are outfitting our pistols. This is the plan. This is the plan. Okay.
I think listen, I know that the run to the point and circle them is
In theory a very good plan a very good plan a very good plan. Okay a very good plan
but
All right, but I think if we all outfit our pistols 40 round drums and
We genuinely hold the line
It's a mod. I think we can win easier that way. I mean
You guys think
Yeah, whatever you think, bro.
I'm telling you, boys, I'm telling you,
I know the running about technique works kind of,
but if you really hold the line, I mean, really,
let them have it.
No yield.
We can win easily.
We have to win just one,
as Mr. Stradd said at the beginning.
Just one.
That's all I want.
That's all I want.
I want through it.
Guys, after that, after that,
there's only two more points.
Remember that point on the stairs?
There's one more point after that one.
That's it.
We are so close to winning.
All right, I'll put you in stuff, boys.
40 round it?
Wait, oh.
What gun are you using that as a 40 rounder?
I'm using the 5.7.
That's a 30 rounder.
Oh, I mean, 30 rounds.
You're right. You're right. But you're right. You're right.
Okay.
Well, okay, so you kind of the best. What what attached to we put on the same?
I can't really put much. You can open 30 rounder and then put the
penetration.
Oh, please make it so you could shoot through the
Oh, that's perfect. It's really trained really all you could do.
There's nothing else.
Yeah.
What about it's tough.
Are you guys doing sites or no?
No, no, I need them. You don't have to ADS and we do muzzle or do we do the barrel?
We don't have enough you don't have enough points. No, no, I do I got ten points
With the 30 rounder the 30 rounder penetration and basic sight and that's only 50 points. We have 10 points left over
I don't yeah, I
Wait, I don't get that. Wait, what do you what do you have in your gun's round?
Just the 30 rounder in penetration. That's 45 points. You should have 15 more
No, I mean, I don't know what to tell you. It's a 60 out of 16. I don't have anything else on it
Well, you don't have a basic sight five
Yeah, you just didn't have a basic sight five. You can't get rid of that though. That's just default
Yeah, oh wait. Can you get rid of the barrel? Yeah, the basic ten the basic sites five
Oh, he and then 40 on the mag and then five on the pen
Okay, okay. All right
Okay
Okay, all right
I don't do I don't do lock it in lock it in boys. This is the time we take it all back. I
Say like last ten minutes they just give us crazy ARs
We can't because I asked him there's nothing we can do for us. It's us against them
That's all we have out here boys. It's all we have out here
Okay, we'll put two x-rays points on this one. All right, you guys ready to rumble
Yes, all right this went for all the marbles
Let's
Wait
I
Get it boys
Mrs. Scarfield
We do the claim one thing yeah, we did claim our thing that's your job right over here
Very kind of you. Oh, I got two of them. I got two of them.
Oh yeah, guys, I'm telling you, we're missing one person on the point.
We've seen all four on the point, it captures literally instantly.
It actually captures so fast that when I was doing the test run,
I actually suggested that he make it capture slower.
They disregarded me. Thank God.
Everybody stay on the point about what you do, stay on this point!
I don't give you a dime, stay on this point!
I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying.
We got him, we got him, move back, move back!
Back in!
Two OBJ in the cage.
Oh my god.
That's bad.
I keep those uppers low, keep those uppers low, boys.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, he's dead.
Where's he, where's he?
Fucking.
Oh, I'm stuck.
Okay, that's good.
We know the numbers! We know the numbers!
No!
No!
Hi!
Damn it!
Well, they're taking it. They're taking it.
Go, go, go, go, go!
One of them!
Nice to meet you.
I killed like a hundred of them!
We just killed so many! We killed so many!
Winner, winner, winner, winner!
Winner, winner, winner, winner! We have this! We have this!
We have this!
God damn it!
Come on, come on, keep going, keep going.
I'm at the point, I'm at the point!
Okay, I'm just gonna check the chip.
Oh my!
Me and Daniel!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay boys, we got this, we got this under percent.
You said, do we know the numbers?
Everybody stay on the point, the matter one!
Okay, okay, okay.
How are they already released? How are they already released?
Real.
They're already halfway across.
What?
Why did that just fall?
Oh my god.
Come on, come on.
Go, baby.
Oh my!
Ah!
Fuck.
What?
Oh my.
Oh my!
Ah!
Fuck.
What?
I'm lagging I'm lagging which is lagging. There's no lag on YouTube right now boys.
How are they standing on my claymore?
You got this boys, get the boys, get the boys.
Too long, too long.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I never die, I never die.
Can we also get from the bottom?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this still lagging?
Okay.
Oh my god my twitch is lagging where sweet treat for sweet delight
What a great timing for that?
I'm dying the same guy two rounds in a row
Where's this all I can get you to
Wait wait wait that's a big kill that's a big claymore
You see that boys the five piece the five piece
get out of here we gotta get to the basement
oh jeez boys I've just thrown ourselves on the point about a one it's working it
is working yep yep we just got on the point we were easy easy peasy
I just killed me from the afterlife?
The hell was that?
Holy shit.
Oh man.
I
Say one defender on the phone
There's three of us there. How wide is it two feet?
We have a hand like that. I don't know how we take it back
I ran in the horn those after choo-chee you got this we got this we got this you got this
Jesus Christ!
Fuck it ain't boys!
Oh my gosh!
Put that in front of me.
Gotcha!
What?!
Oh, diddy-key, baby.
Holy shit, dude.
Perfect, perfect.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Moly moly.
It's me. She plays her creepers every time as well.
Oh my god.
They're just walking past my comfort zone.
They're too good. They're too good.
Watch your dead. Just go past it.
What?!
I got that brain dead, Claymore.
I don't know how I'm gonna beat this.
We're still in it though.
We're still in it.
We've got this.
We're still in this.
He's gotta get on that point boys.
Oh my god.
I want to have a second.
Get back dude.
I'ma come in.
I'ma come in.
Don't you worry boys.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
There's two
baby
Oh my god
We gotta kick some of the experts
Get rid of them
Joe, Rdqz, get rid of them
Wait, I need to read all of your players
I'm gonna ban him too, I'm gonna ban him.
Russian bear Luigi with a squeegee.
Wait, guide, guide?
Luigi with a squeegee, I'm banned. I'm banned.
Get rid of him, get rid of him.
Who's the top guy? Who's the top guy? Who was that?
Beautiful Joe, beautiful Joe.
I don't see him.
Why is nobody killing me?
Oh, there he is.
I banned the top three players. We're good, we're good, we're good.
And that's how you win that's how you win
Lock it in boys lock it in
Walks it in boys. Oh
My excuse me gentlemen excuse me for it because I think we have to keep those numbers. I think
Hey, baby something who knows
50-50 shot, officer! What if I say something like, crazy, and it works?
You're right.
That's the worst that could happen, obviously.
Yeah!
Maybe...
Maybe...
Oh, we already got it!
Hey, let's go!
Good work, team!
Fuck you, fuck you.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Hey!
Look at that, Prisees.
Yep.
That's a good match for that.
We haven't won yet
You know what oh shit, oh I'm dead
Well, I should do it pretty good
Not yet officer not yet
Oh my god
All right, I think we're back to the running around technique
Okay
Yeah, now we can stop players again Matthew and Kenobi get rid of them. Okay guys. I'm on it. I'm on it
Matthew Kenobi Matthew Kenobi jester
You're gonna get rid of a good guy guys
Jester man. Now we get back in there. Now we get back in there. Hmm. We are Matthew bad
But you get rid of Matthew. We should know me. We should know me. Oh
Oh
It's gonna be a bitch oh this girl me oh I got him I got him okay. I've been the best players don't worry
Don't worry best players to bear perfect perfect. Okay. Get back in there. Get back in there
Get back in there get back in there
Whoever that guy with the seat on his head is is too good he has killed me too many times
Oh, yes, you lose you lose you lose
We got a good good boy, we've got a good good
Oh
This is the one right here, which when we get on that tunnel part we need to get to on each tunnel and just lay them out
You know me?
Mm-hmm. What? Oh, yeah, the problem is we got to win this one with all of us alive. Yeah, yeah
I already fell over over the side
Yeah, this is what it's about keep the dumbest down
I wouldn't know about no
Let him know let the five-seven thing
Oh my god
We got two guys on each channel. Two guys on each channel.
Oh, they got me! They got me! No!
They got me. I'm not even to the objective yet.
Go, go, go!
It's all on trial. It's all on trial right now.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh my god, they have a literal wall on the thing. You gotta be kidding me.
Sky white.
Oh, I can't play Zagliar!
Here we go, I'll hold this tunnel, I'll hold this tunnel, I'll hold this tunnel down.
You guys, you go the other one.
That was easy.
I did it!
You're unpredictable.
Gotcha!
Oh my god, oh my god, they're funny me. They're funny me. I'm falling back
Say the point
We got it! We got it! We got it! We're doing it! We're doing it!
Let's go!
Pull me! Pull me! Pull me! Pull me! Pull me!
We got to lay them out!
Flat!
Yeah, you did.
Are you flamed? Are you flamed?
Kramer's! Kramer's!
Oh
I got stuck I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
This might be a run-around technique situation
Kick a blazin and click
Good thinking good thinking
Oh good thinking good thinking good thinking. Oh frick. Oh
I don't know where to go Jay. I killed so many.
Stone Bear and AJ are back get rid of them.
AJ's back? okay I'm on him on him on him on him on him.
Stone Bear, Stone Bear.
Where's Stone Bear, where's Stone Bear, I don't see him.
Stone Bear, Stone Bear.
Where's the Russian Bear? Oh hopefully it's the Russian Bear.
I got okay, I got okay. What's up? All right, where's a G at? Oh
I don't see a day out here. Okay. Okay. We're safe. We're safe. We're safe. We're safe. We're safe.
Right
Go go go
Crazy
I love to be there she's nothing a lovely lady
Someone's gonna hit that someone's gonna hit that
We got thin the numbers! We got thin the numbers!
Thin the numbers! No!
Oh, shit.
We'll switch pods.
I'm sorry.
Come on, Lume.
I only took two out.
Go, go, go!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Okay, we're not doing it.
Alright, guys, we are almost halfway.
We've got this. Just stay on that point.
Oh my god, I can't I can't get a headshot to save my life
We gotta get okay
All right, wait, who do we give it a whoop you got to get her to ash. Yeah, I gotta get her to coast and roast
Yeah, on a bus on a bus. You got to get her to crazy crazy. Honestly, get rid of them all get her to mom
Okay
Let's see I'm letting it sing
I just banned like 15 people.
We gotta get on, we gotta get on.
No, you got this, you got this.
This is it.
Come on, come on, come on, we let it sing.
We gotta win.
I'm letting it sing some more.
I'm letting it sing some more boys.
Don't you worry, I'm letting it sing.
I'm getting them I'm getting them I'm getting them
Go go go
I'm myself up with my own playboy. Oh my god. I like ten kills. You see that? Oh shit
You see that, boys?
You see that?
That was crazy!
The coasted roast has made it.
You gotta get rid of this guy.
Coasted roast!
I called the coasted roast.
Get rid of this guy.
The coasted roast, the coasted roast.
And he's gone!
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
How long we gonna chase?
Now we got a chance.
Now we got it, now we got it.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Follow me boys, quickly!
I'm not gonna shoot, I'm just fucking dead.
It's all in the evening.
We got we got we got we just gotta get the point
What I'm going I'm going I'm on I'm on it
Shit oh
I did I did
Oh
I'm doing the numbers
And I got it again
Oh my god, I
was chasing me. This is your chance. I let him away. I let him away. I have like six
on me. Oh my god. Oh boy. I let him away. Just keep it on. Keep it on. Beat me in the
There's another spawn get rid of this guy
I don't know where you'll have to get rid of guys
Get rid of all of them
What if I'm cheating get rid of them all
Get rid of how
It's going faster than I can ban them
Get rid of how he's still in spawn
Get rid of him
Go go go
Oh my god
Alright back to back to back to
More more more more more more more more more more more
More more more more more more more more more more more
More more more more more more
Obviously dancing to the example
I'm on it boss. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm doing this fast. I can't
Keep it going. Keep it going. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
He's gonna keep going. Keep going, keep going.
Okay, okay, okay.
They're saying there's a chance.
Oh, I just watched him die right in front of me.
He's like, this is a super...
Lock it in!
How are they joining us this fast?
He's enjoying that shit. I can ban him.
Oh my god they're taking it from us so we can't stop or we lose
Oh no no no no
Nooo
You shot it you shot it
I'm on it I'm on it I'm on it
It doesn't matter doesn't matter it doesn't matter
I'm blending it up blending it up blending it up
They don't see you for a while. I'm blending in I'm blending in
Okay
I'm one of them
This is perfect
We get it! We get it!
That was even harder, so let's see what's going on.
We get it!
Okay, I turned around, there was seven bloodthirsty men ready to fuck me.
God, yeah.
Switch him down, switch him down.
Oh, come on, man.
Get on- get on- SIDE.
Get on- SIDE.
As the officer's body being ruthlessly teabagged.
GO GO GO!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Oh my god!
It's like they can sense that you're covered up in stairs!
Oh oh oh!
I'm just body blocked.
Okay, uh, wait, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
Fitty man, Fitty man!
Fitty man, Fitty man, Fitty man!
Why does he need a bunch of them fall?
We're doing it, we're doing it, we got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
We got this, we've got this.
What?
What?
Let's get put up.
Oh my God, I got put up by my own claymore.
You've got to be kidding me.
Damn it, we were doing it too, we were doing it too.
No.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
We got this we got this get up that stay well gentlemen as quickly as you can
Okay
This objective is don't worry guys. I'm on it. I'm on it. I am on it
Get up those dance boys. I am on it
What you're doing keep doing what you're doing
We got to see what's at the end of the tunnel
We got this we got this we got this walking in fucking AJ's back. I have no idea how
Oh
She'd be boys excuse me, okay, I fell perfect perfect. Who's we delight? Oh my god, that was actually crazy to me
Oh
10 on this time you need to do the thing I think I think there's too many on
I think they're the whole team is on we can't get up oh
My god, there's AJ fuck that guy. I'm gonna pass them keep going. No give her to AJ man. I got her to play
I'm just kidding everybody
Oh my god
go go go okay all right things are not going great for me
I'm up above above we got this we have this we have this we have this roll on roll on
walking walking walking
What the hell is that we're doing?
What?
Do I take out the seat on his face and cheat or something?
Oh thank you thank you.
You know that if you die you might need to do something.
Oh.
They're coming in from the other side.
I need literal math.
I need literal rap right now.
It's just too crazy.
We need more, we need more, we need more power.
Increasing power, increasing power!
No, we need the maximum overdrive!
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Okay, I got like 15 more.
I did it, boss, I did it, boss.
There's not enough, Peanut.
It's that you need it faster fingers, faster fingers.
It's impossible!
It's like you gotta do it, you gotta do it!
Find a way, nothing is impossible!
Get on the board!
Get on the board!
Nothing is impossible without you.
We're on it, we're on it, we got this, we got this!
We're on, we're on.
AHHHHHH! They pulled up the bridge! No!
What?!
We need more. We need more.
We need more. We need more.
Oh, we need more.
Okay, okay, I'm on it.
We need more.
No, okay.
I would do it if I could, but I can't.
I'm on it, but I'm on it.
Actually, how are you doing it? I'm good. I can.
I don't think you can. I don't think you can.
Get out there, guys.
I'm holding out the fort. I'm holding out the fort.
I'm taking him down. I'm taking him down.
The fact that they get parachute OP is good we're good to see this point.
Die! Go, go, go!
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. Pina, keep doing what you're doing!
What's going on?
What happened to that guy? That was incredible.
Oh my gosh.
ethical, nice!
Up, up, up, up, up!
Last point! Last point!
Fuck it in!
This is it!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh, there's a zip line back from the top here.
Who are these guys?
I know a good spot.
I know a good spot right here, right here on this edge.
Reference waypoint, move there now.
Right here, right here.
There's a good spot.
How are they already up here?
They spotted here?
I'm spawning with them.
That's terrific.
Oh
We are not losing
We can I keep the guy named for this I'm keeping the guy named for this. I like that
Sure can
Rumble up room we go we go we go we go
Oh my god, oh my goodness gracious or with oh my goodness gracious cuz I'm on the point
I'm on the point I'm up. Oh, I just move myself up perfect. I think I've killed myself with landmines about dead times just came
Go
actually one of all I could love it I can't love it of them
good
the hell is this guy
oh I fell oh I fell no way
get up there get up there go go go go go
we're coming up there we're coming
They're all in my ass.
OOF!
Oh!
Yo!
Go!
Go!
Quickly!
How, in what world do they spawn here, and we got to run up?
This is insane.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
How does my mind get only one kill right there?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
Charge!
got us a bugger, like, they're really cool.
I think like a little tooting, and this
could be a really fun mode.
I need like two minutes to cool down.
I need to hide.
I don't think my heart rate has ever dropped under like 120.
Just full sprint.
So I came to my chat, but he was
sitting waiting 15 minutes to get in and got instant bed.
Super pie, soldier. Super pie.
Is there a world where we could try to beat this on me?
Stroud who in their right fucking mind would put it themselves?
For real.
There is a way to do it.
What you can do is just go into the game, not click the tree, and then die.
I need a second. I need a second. I need a second.
That was the most intense gaming session I
Don't have a heart attack I
Think I think either the defenders need better weapons, but it needs to be like less other guys
Or something I don't know I the points are difficult to because you guys
spawn in relation to
Where they spawn to the point is like ridiculous, but there's the people that made this game this game mode are watching
So so they'll actually rip this thing up quick
Cuz I'm not gonna lie to you. I mean if you're shrouded
Okay, I see I I mean
You guys want to just go try and beat the zombies and just beat the shit out of four random guys?
Yeah, let's see how they'll do.
Yeah, fuck you! Fuck you!
Alright, can you just quit? Go to the main menu, and then...
Kick all the hackers, so...
Yeah, yeah, I'll leave you again. Fuck, yeah.
I'm a pity the men. I'm actually sweating.
I had to turn my fan on because that was crazy.
That was something.
That's kind of what Vietnam looks like or something.
Alright everybody hop in.
Everybody in the lobby?
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
By the way, they get unbanned now, right?
That would be something.
So I use only band for the duration of that day
um, I
Gotta take a pee. I'll be right back. Well rip on band from the server. Hope it's not forever
No, I think it's just for the one time that we're in there. Thank you. I think you're good. Oh, okay. Oh
My goodness
That was crazy
Oh my god, oh my god
I don't think I've ever I've watched a lot of burpina streams, but I don't think I've ever heard him sound like that
You might need you might need a couple big Macs to refuel
Have you had the big arch yet, mr. Stroud
No, but I saw you I saw you devour too. I don't even know how it's possible. They are the bomb
I don't know what's in that meat. I don't know if it's lava or monkey or whatever
But let me tell you that shit
I want to get back I want to be the zombie I want to come back I want to cast down
I want to cast down upon four random people
I don't want them to feel the pain we felt.
I want D-Fids to be the only sound they hear when they go to sleep at night.
That's right.
You will hunt them down, my dogs.
All right, here we go.
We're starting it back up.
All you have to do is not click the tree and then die immediately.
We'll let them capture it, okay?
Here we go.
At least I didn't tell it where.
I said, bitty, bitty.
I have no idea.
I have no idea
So I cross play do I not cross me on
I don't think it's I don't think it's I don't think the fans forever. I think I think I don't think it's I don't think it's forever
I'll be forever. Oh, mr. Dutchman. What good man. Good. Oh, man
Thank you, my boy good lad. You do good. I let you die
It's human meat in the big arches
I don't care.
Okay, so we go hit the tree.
I don't look like a zombie.
Okay, no, no, no, I don't.
You shut the fuck up, Bob.
You feel like a zombie?
Rah!
All you do is not touch the tree,
and then let them win.
And it should mix up the lobby completely.
At least that's what they told me. I haven't tried it.
Let them win so they get the point?
Yeah, so touching the tree
makes it so that all the teams are locked.
So we don't touch a tree, theoretically speaking,
we should have a really good chance of not being the victims.
Guys, don't kill us! We're not guarding the point!
There's no point in killing us!
There's no point in killing us!
There's no point in killing us!
Let us!
Get the objective!
No one's even on the objective! Look at the thing!
Look at it! No one's even on it!
Get on the point!
Get on the point!
Maybe we have to touch it first?
Yeah, maybe we touch it once. Yeah. Okay.
Okay, there we go. Okay, there we go. Alright. I'm super safe.
Where you at? I'm like, way on their spot on the wall. They literally can't.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Save poop for me, officer.
Officer, come out. They found us. Officer, come out. They found us.
Officer, they found us. Come out. Now, he's up there. Guys, officer,
They found us come out!
I can't even shoot through the open right here.
There's a wall.
I'm gonna get good things.
Can't get me.
How'd you get up there?
You gotta jump on all of these balconies while I'm shooting.
Alright, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's use our zombies.
Oh, okay, I don't know how to make a zombie sound.
RAAAAAAA
Let me just join him over there. Let's just join him over there.
Yeah, that'll work.
Yeah, come on other zombies! Let's get the point!
Come on boys! Come on boys!
Let's get him! Let's get him!
Ah, I'm gonna get this point!
This point is ours!
This point is ours!
Okay, I don't know how to be a zombie.
Uh, Jody, how do we be a zombie?
Oh, brows don't host?
Oh. Okay.
Okay.
back out. Yeah, let's back out.
That's a good idea.
We can join someone else's.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'm still reeling from all the pressure we were just having.
I'm still actually recovering.
This is recovering period for me.
I'll be doing you all back in and I'm going to join someone else's.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Where's my nut loading?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay, there we go. Okay, got it. Okay, we're gonna join
Yeah, they tried copying shell-socked peanut stream and they misspelled peanut
Terrific. All right. We're gonna join this one. We're gonna join this one. Let's do this thing. This is for you guys. It would be
yep
I'm choosing choosing. Okay, I'll see how hard it is to be a zombie or maybe easy could be easy could be
Oh, I'm a zombie. I'm a zombie. Yeah
We're already at the next point, Brett.
Where are we?
I don't know.
Ah!
Oh, we got the next point.
Oh, yeah.
100%.
100%.
We're in for Bachelor's bow.
I'm the number one gamer.
You can see it on my shirt.
Oh my god.
This is going to be so easy.
Oh, I'm dead.
Eep.
Eep.
Eep.
Come here, bastard.
What?
That's why they made it this far.
Anyone see this message?
No, they can't see it because you were banned
in the 24-7 Burt Pina channel.
I think your butt not feet.
You're too good.
Very not feet, man, it seems.
Very not feet.
But up to no good, it seems.
See, where are the bad people at?
Okay, I'm dead.
Switch me down.
Have you guys got one yet?
I got one, but he didn't die.
I think they're dead before they get over here.
Yeah, I'm gonna go spawn camp them.
A lot of people, I guess.
What do I get?
Oh, I got one! I got one!
That was easy.
Hey, are you here?
Much better.
The beginning goes to the very beginning.
I
It's right the zombies got us we went in first peanut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we were yeah, we led the charge
All of you boys
Yeah, you do it G
With this so what I didn't say there's one on it
I don't know we already find out how to get on top of something up high this is
what on it how's going on
well what is he
we where oh I think I'm not missing yeah oh I got it I got that was the one
That was the one yeah good your voice good. We got their voice
Bucking in boys walking in
There's no cap again
I think each other's like wrapped a thing on the right side how we get up there
There's one up there
You're on tour on it right here right here
Yeah
Got him. Well, not really. I was there when he was gone though
so
more out points
But what would you do to keep on those things? He's at the tech is that the tech right there?
There's no way these guys feel the tech before we get
You serious? I mean we we got this point easier, so
You're too proud to see if we use this tech like three of us up there one on the thing. Yeah, we have this easy
Yeah
To down to down oh
We're building walls up to this body plate. Oh my god. It works. It works. It works
We catch him on the
What if he's not boys?
Follow me, guys!
Follow me, boys!
Oh, I don't have any grenades.
We're playing Fortnite over here.
He's going, he's getting away, he's getting away!
Got him!
Oh, I was there when he was done!
Again.
We can't all go after them.
We gotta stay on point.
oh no how are they still in this I've never been kicking their ass
You fucker
That guy's quick with it. Holy shit
One more one more right here
Got him. I don't know how we train those other guys
What I have that guy
Oh
Yeah, we got we're taking it we're taking it it's going down the jump of the jump of the left is
Good thing that I was there when he was killed
Come on boys come on boys get this fun
There's bottom, there's bottom, there's bottom
He's right there
Get him boys, get him
Got him
He's getting away
Can we get him?
I guess there's, they threw down in it
It's still chances being up
Got one, got one, got two, got two, got two
Holy shit, I'm on a two kill streak! I'm on a two kill streak!
Where's this one going?
Where the hell is he going?
I think we're in!
Oh, who's in there?
Who in the house on this?
Yeah...
We're doing it!
My god...
Alright, time to go get this mine!
I'm gonna be
There's three of them on it
Go on
Wait, how are they defending it again?
God, I've got two of my two kills to go back to kill Stringer.
Be bad, Mr. Officer, be bad.
Three kills to go back to kill Stringer!
We're cooking a book again!
Four kills to go back to kill Stringer!
We win this
They get the way to get the way the run of the run of it
Got the safety
Five kills three. I'm on a five kills three
I'll be the self-guardian
2 shell not the other shells!
Oh shit!
Oh, that was one of them!
Oh!
Damn it!
Oh, we're going red, we're going red.
How we got one then?
What?
Observe.
I need more.
Oh, what a sick skill, three!
I have to die again.
What was that?
What was that you were saying?
Oh wait.
Nothing bothers.
Nothing bothers.
Sorry bothers.
I didn't even let you down bothers.
Oh he's right here.
Follow me boys.
Coward.
How have we not put this man?
I don't know.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Oh, this is insane.
This is crazy.
Got one?
Yeah.
What's getting away?
Oh, never mind.
I would say what he got killed.
The couch.
Got another one.
Got another one.
Two kills, three kills.
Oh, they're amongst us.
Impostors, imposters.
Yeah, Moca Simoca Simoca's what how did I kill him?
Don't want it right here right here
Guys what do we say about letting them catch this one and then just kill them on the next one
I eat the first one they kind of just give to the give to the guys you mean
Got him!
Four kills weak, four kills weak!
I don't know how to win.
I don't know how to win.
Oh my!
Kills weak!
My kills weak!
We just slapped him in the ass cheeks and he didn't die.
I think we, I think Pino was right.
We let him take this.
Oh my god, you see kills weak.
I think we I think you know was right we let him take this
Oh my god you see she's gonna see she's gonna see she's gonna see for sure what the next one
seven kills you come on seven kills three
where are they standing at right now
they're not running in circles
Hey who's on it? Who's on it? There's a guy on it.
Oh!
Damn it!
Don't mull this.
AHHHHHHH!
Dead kill streak!
We're doing it!
But it's gonna be like an AC 130 or something.
Okay I should be allowed to take it.
Let's take it, let's take it, let's take it.
we're doing it somehow. Oh, it am I? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, thank you, you little shit.
Oh, you switch them down, switch them down, walk them down, arms are walking down. 11
I will admit it.
Wait, what?
It's a body in here.
Oh, okay, don't wait any longer, guys.
Are we winning?
Okay, I just got invigorated.
Okay, nice shot.
It's been serrated.
Wait, we're winning, we're winning, we're winning.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
It's all over.
We're going for 12 kills, he's 12 kills, he's 12 kills, he's...
Another one somewhere, close.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, right here, right here.
Oh!
Nice.
We're doing it.
13, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
This is it.
No!
It's okay, our teammates got him.
One guy.
One guy, one guy.
One guy.
One guy.
13, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
13, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay.
Is that a guy?
I hope he's running back side street.
Hey, see, I see him.
He's right back to his thing.
Move, move, move, move, move, move.
I'm gonna get a little faster.
Get him, get him, get him.
No over-progress.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I got him.
I got him.
He's a-z.
Over-progress.
Yeah.
We can't force the rest of our team to give it up.
If we don't produce maybe we lose?
Oh yeah, I'm dead.
I said I'm going to land mine.
I said I'm gonna land mine, guys okay these guys are too bad to win and too good to lose
Stay al-bay
I'm gonna just spectate it, but see what happens. Yeah, he jumps you can tell how I am just right here
These are my friends right here. I'm gonna go up and spawn point for the players and watch
I think someone's better than us.
Holy moly.
You're out and still not taking the point.
This is ridiculous.
No, not taking the point. This is ridiculous.
Hello, president. That's it.
Okay, we're doing it. Now we win. Now we win.
Now we murder them. Now we murder them immediately.
Let's go.
Lock it in, boys.
They're not touching that point.
There's one more on the left side. One side.
Okay, all right
Okay, all right winning this one. We wait. Are you I know we're for sure winning this one, right? Yeah for sure
We're waiting somebody and we got I'm gonna go camp this bond
You guys give up the play I'll get this one
Oh
I got a shoot-all. I'll give the next one. Oh
Shit
You gotta put a wall on top of a wall
Like a diet
We can't put a wall on top of the wall!
Can we stand on top of each other?
I don't think so.
How are they winning this one when they barely won the last one?
You guys just choose one to be terrible!
It's selective mediocrity.
be the equity that's right follow me boys
oh he's jumping around he's jumping around
as you just form a wall in the middle that he can't cross boom okay that it
Oh my.
Oh, there's two more.
What's going on?
We're doing it again.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Good heavens.
You flamed your own claymore?
Is that a thing?
What?
I almost need to be looking at me.
Oh my.
Oh
There's who again, oh, I miss
There's no way they win this one are we so serious are we so serious right now?
How is this possible guys? We just let him win this one and then get on the right one
We love this one too.
We love this one too.
I don't know why you shoot me.
I'm doing nothing over here.
We're winning though.
We're winning.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We're winning.
We're winning.
What?
We're winning.
We're winning.
Oh.
Oh.
These guys are invincible.
Oh.
They're mine.
They're mine.
Oh
There's one on it
Two on it
Like I'm in purgatory
Yeah, I'm gonna tie these deep is but I'm missing they have them
Oh, going going. Oh, okay. Yeah, you gotta put out a little bit in front of them
You see there's a bullet drop on the deep end
We're going to bullet drop a little bit more job of the deep end
We're taking it we're taking it. Okay. I'm just incident
Perfect. Perfect. What a sweet delight. What a sweet little treat
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I was supposed to leave at 6 and it's 6.13 so.
We have to win this, we have to win this, we win this then, then you can leave.
No, I have to go. I have to go.
No, no, no, no.
I've been purgatory.
You have to win this.
Man, you mean...
No, no, no, no.
You go until you win, okay?
No, Mr. Stroud.
I...
You got this.
No, you stay right here until we win!
No, no, no.
I...
Yeah, okay buddy, alright, but oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an internet connection, that'll
happen, that'll happen, gee, gee, gee, gee, what a good surround.
I have a good one, Mr. Surround.
Let's get one of these, he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
We've almost got it, we've almost got it.
Boom!
Got one!
Got one?
BAM!
Got another one?
What do we do now? What do we almost have? What's happened?
Maybe he's found with the problem.
No, whoa.
One shot, one shot.
He won't die, he won't die!
Got another one, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we got it, we got it!
How is that guy dead?
Got him, got him, he's dead, he's dead!
He's one in the middle, can't see.
Oh!
He's gonna lose him!
They're destroying all our progress!
Oh my god!
Die!
Oh, he just killed himself with a flame grenade
Okay, all right, I give up
I give up
I give up I give up I give up. I'm into the lobby. I'm at the lobby
Yep, I'm at the lobby. This this this game mode this game mode has put
stress stress
Undo about my heart rate is not been low at the oh, I don't know what a high heart rate is
Whatever it is for triathletes. Oh no, their heart rates are low actually. I forgot that the low is better
90 year old cheeseburger eater. That's where it ends
That's where it is. There's a good one. There's a good one. That guy's heart rate's gotta be through the roof. All right, okay
I'm Mr. Officer, Mr. GG
That concludes the final fee in portion of the fee
I think I think I'm gonna go to part two of the stream now. Oh, yep. Yep. All right, dog. All right, you boys have a great time
Good play with you good play with you
Well, go die. Good night. Good night
All right boys, we're going to the second part two
Part 2 of the stream, thank you EA for sponsoring part 1, part 1 a fantastic game mode, I had
lots of fun, I didn't think it could get that intense, that was fucking crazy, thank
god we could ban people, that was the only way we won, other than hard work and discipline,
I'm working this a blend now we'll be joining who are we we're gonna be joining Nickburgs and mr.
Mr. Nickburgs and mr. blog steeper part two
I go time
Without paying dinos time. I thought we decided yesterday. We're doing it
Come on
hmm well Nick works out anything would play by those are you let's go talk to
let's go talk to see what they want to do let's go take a little peep in there
let's see what they want to do let's see what they want to do
let me see here
the guy that made the the guy that made that game mode text me said I'm not
nothing anything get good surround that's a man of stature that is a man of
stature a man of resilience a man of resilience and stature
well we see where's Mr. Nick Moksad we see fuck everybody
Hello, everybody
Most intense gaming session I've ever had I'm telling I was sweating
Heart rate of puppet in dolphins coursing through my veins peanutale
Yes, yes, we it went so far the game got so hard that I had to sit back
Well, my three teammates went and couched the objective and I sat back just rapidly banning random people from the center
That's because I could and as quick as I could do it they joined even quicker
Also, it was like a it was a full-on community thing. Yeah, it was 4v28
I'll do it
I'll do it. You had a lot of fun. That will do it. That was good
Oh, so fun you had a good time. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Um, so it sounded like the opposite of like the aisle
Isle is a fun game to jackass
What is the fucking point? Just walk around eat meat man? Okay?
So like you if I like that wouldn't you
listen listen listen we don't have to play the aisle but I will not have aisle
slander in this discord you can say that about any game ever watch what can we
play right now me we're playing arc what's the point of playing on all you do
is get the same weapons you know that's eating meat you've already done that for
the last five left straight.
I'm gonna do three things.
Walk forward, go,
ahhhhhhhhh!
And eat meat.
That's it.
That's all you did the whole fucking night.
I watched for two hours, bro.
All right, I'm in here to fend off all the
What the?
I'm just back, don't play!
That's all you did!
I'm just back!
That's all you did!
I'm just back, too, and all you did
is 700 pounds!
300 pounds is up in the last week!
You're now from the South Pole!
Don't even get me on paper.
I got picture evidence, bro.
There's pictures of you leaked on the internet
from this past week.
Shit.
What was he doing?
What was he doing?
Shit.
I'll get you later.
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, I see those two of you.
Is it on the jet ski?
Is it on the jet ski?
I'm swapping over.
I'm swapping over.
I'm going to go me somewhere.
Was it like a little jet ski?
Or did you just make it look that way?
Oh, but it was a full sky.
It was a full size, Johnson.
Did he make a jet ski look tidy?
I would be honest, those motherfuckers.
Those motherfuckers, no, don't say that to me.
Say that to me, say that to me, say that to me,
say that to me, say that to me, say that to me, say that to me.
Say that to me right now, I want to show it on stream.
Say that to me right now.
First off, who's sending to you, Nick?
Tell me.
All right, now, listen, you know,
magician never gives away his secrets.
The magician can only tell another magician.
I'm dabbled in the pulling the bunny out of the hat myself, so send me that fucking picture immediately
It just so happens all my Bungalow's are also magicians
Well that do that like this was an extra small too, let me just yeah, okay
Okay, okay sure, buddy, extra small life as
Hugs by the way, oh she just texted me and said his flight got delayed so he can't be here tonight. Are you playing with us? I
Was just coming in to talk shit to Nick to be honest
Like I'm planning on what are you planning on playing? Well, I I don't care what we play Nick makes likes a lot
Hold on hold on right now. No, no, no, no, no. I don't care. We play either as long as it's not the aisle
I'll play fucking anything
Okay, okay, that's what game would make you play with us tonight
I'm chilling bro, I don't care. I don't care
But let's I didn't even play it on playing tonight. I can't play
Come play with the game
I've had a travel day of hell brother. Let me tell you it's only getting worse. I don't know the last
Today, yeah, bro on our way there the flight got delayed nine hours on our way back
I stood in lines for three and a half hours. It was the fucking worst. I did that TSA pre-check
That's what you need. That's what you need
Also, you know, you what's crazy is there's these like these like they're not like they're like
These planes that are smaller
I think like like like older planes or whatever and like you can hop on a plane with only like 20 other dudes and it's like
It's like flying private, but it's it's basically the same price as a regular yeah
I heard about that. I don't know what it's called
But it's like it's it's like the same price is a regular plane ticket, but you like you're kind of flying private
But with like 20 other guys
JSX, I think yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. This is it. Yeah. I'm saying I wouldn't fit.
Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody. I mean, bro, flying. Let me see the jet ski painter. Do not
send it, Nick. He said to me at least text me. No, keep it in your back pocket. You keep that.
I
Yeah, like you're giving me too much shit I can't take it no more bang
You guys I want I want hunches jet ski picture to be one of those ones on tick-tock where every single time you see in the comment section the jet ski gets smaller
I do I do this your voice
How about this let's do this let's do this, okay you as a knick-knacks is to touch me
hop on some
No, what?
It lost me tease here you guys hop on. Oh, okay fine. What game would you play?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got a better idea, I got a better idea.
Hold on, hold up, what about this?
All five of us!
Go play CS 2 and gamble.
Am I a genius or what?
I know that...
It would seem that I'd be the one to say no to that, but I'm down.
I'll do it on one condition, we gotta get O&E pixel in here.
but we can't it's five man teams open cases that we're gonna be playing and
over again yeah I know but I will I got your up no let's go open up cases open
up cases it and play and play the game
boys what do you want to see we can't get Nick months through the aisle so I
We can be the island I what do you guys want to see?
Battlefield 6 B yeah, you want played I'm not gonna play that
I'd be I'd be down for some battlefields. I'll go for it. Whatever the group wants to do
We can't get Nickworks to play Dino. We can't get Hudge to play Ark. We gotta cut somewhere
down the middle. We gotta cut somewhere down the middle.
We can't get Hudge to play Ark. It's just, you know, I just got back. I'm a little tired.
I really don't feel like getting ran down by a bunch of grown men breathing heavily,
You know what I mean? It's just I'm not mentally in that mood.
Okay, what about this?
I've been folksy for four days. I'm all up on my slurs right now. I've heard enough of them.
I have a better idea. That way we can just get started because we've been sitting here for a while.
I've got an idea where we get started. How about this?
We take Hutch, Nick Merckx, me, and one of Mr. Tifu or Mr. Infinite,
and we sit down for a couple rounds of Liars Bar and think about it.
Think about what our next steps are.
We about that.
I'm in, but I don't know how to play, but I'm down.
Dude, how'd you guys go play Halo or Cobb 4 or something?
Halo?
Halo custom, bro.
Halo custom.
That requires preparation though.
That requires preparation.
We guys set it up.
Alright guys, what are we doing?
We've been sitting here for 10 minutes.
What's the game plan?
Let me tell you what's happening. I'm playing with hutch and Nick works tonight. No matter what
I don't care if frogs are falling from the sky and the rivers turn to blood. That's who I'm playing with tonight
You two are coming with me. All right
you go yeah I could do that duty to fuck you oh my god no way
hunches left are we so serious are we so serious I don't know if either one of
these two have the legs are you guys staying on I mean I could play but you
Fuck it. Let's read some on now. I just got whatever
Anything happens is the res we did we too much part today T is the res
All right, what if I drop an osprey
I'm back now the plants have been made without me
Fuck you so much. Fuck you so much. Fuck you to hell. Fuck you straight to hell.
Fuck you all the way to the gates of hell. Fuck you. Fuck you to the gates of hell.
Listen, everyone's trying to make plans. I'm not even streaming. You guys make the plans
and we can hang out tomorrow. Wait, wait, I have a new plan! Wait, it just happened!
I just got a new plan and it just happened in my mind!
All four of us since T-Boo left right now, C-Up Thieves.
No, no, no, no!
Go play!
You're playing our playing arc!
You're gonna have a great time.
I'm just making sure we're playing tomorrow.
Yes, tomorrow, yes, and Saturday.
Guys, C-Up Thieves!
My god, you know.
My god!
I can't get an answer.
I would be down.
I'm so hot.
C of thieves.
C of thieves.
It'll take two seconds to download.
I doubt it's that big.
Hunch, you are playing C of thieves with us right now.
Bro, I don't want to stay.
I don't fucking care what you want.
Get C of thieves!
I'm not there.
No!
No!
Play arc!
No, we're playing C of thieves.
Get your ass off the game.
Get your ass off the game.
Ha ha ha ha.
One hour, bro.
Please, Hunch.
One hour, C of thieves.
One hour, C of thieves.
I just got into a league match.
I'm gonna get fucking I don't care. I don't care. I don't care if they come to your house and
I like it online, but dude. I don't like that
I'm downloading see these right now beat the fuck out of you, dude. I
You would be like yo, I got this dude played on control. You'd be so bad
We see if these 2025 edition
Okay, hold up, wait hold up, wait it's $20.
Wait are we getting, wait see, yeah, Sea of Thieves 2025 premium bundle right here.
Now look, every now hutch, hutch, I will skin you, I will skin your balls, I will cut
you shit off and feed it to you.
How many people can you play?
Four.
Four.
Well, you there's different ships. So if you have less people you can play on like a break and then a sloop and then a galleon
Yeah
Hutch you leave you are letting everyone down. I'm not playing see if these without you. I'm not not doing it
It's 130 gigabyte guys. Holy shit. Oh, just download just download. It's fine. We'll play a round of arc while we wait for the download. Okay. Yep. You guys will.
Oh, yeah, how'd you get off of this one?
I just got banned from league, fucker!
I got a three day, you cock sucker!
Damn it!
Dude, it's funny, you thought I could have finished that game by the time this was done down
about it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, this boy!
Oh, this!
Four days comes back and plays fucking League of Legends.
No, you shouldn't.
I
Bro, I literally just got off of a band because I was freaking out on my jungler and
And I had to be a good guy for a little bit and I leave the first game and I get a three-day. I'm fucking pissed
It was a three-day ban this guy. It's holy shit. I
Gotta play Rams. All right, whatever
That's fucking hilarious!
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm sorry about that.
That is kind of crazy. That actually is kind of crazy.
I'm not going to lie to you, that was not, I thought it was like a two minute ban.
I thought it was like a, like a, like a go get a glass of water, come back,
you're on ban, I didn't expect to debate you for three full days.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Oh, yeah, we should be playing
He's be streaming next next day, right exactly. It is what it is. I'll just do crack instead. Yeah. Yeah, crack instead
I'm in arc Raiders. Mr. Infinite. Mr. Nick mix. I would invite you to play one round
I'll see if these downloads and bam. We are on
The galleon Ron the gal at a big butter boom on a big butter boom. Let's do it
Well, I might even yeah
I don't have you as a friend of the same friend.
I'm thinking Nick has her.
Yeah, I got her.
I got her.
I got her.
I got her.
Okay.
Yeah, I got to take a pee pee, you guys, you guys fight me.
Take your kid.
Take your kid.
What do you got?
Take your kid first.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
I already got a kid, I already got a kid.
I'm going to pee pee, I'm going to pee pee.
I'm going to pee.
I'm going to pee.
Jay.
Jay.
See them.
They hate me.
Uh, Hutch, did you do your game of stuff out there too or no?
No.
No.
for the festivity.
I had a beer in my hand for 72 hours straight.
Yeah, I was getting fucking plastered the entire time.
It was great.
Hell yeah bro, hell yeah.
At one point I was trying to reenact Fred from Flintstones
while I was driving a golf cart.
Fuck my foot up.
Can you golf?
Hell no, I can't golf.
Man, I don't know how they got me on the pickleball court. I'm sore two days later. I was going in
Here's the worst part. I didn't win a fucking game. Can he put me down like a dog?
Hey, I know I know bro, I'd move left too quick my right titty slapped me in the jaw
I was fighting every element you could think of. I was like Avatar the last airbender, but it was against my own body, you know
Yeah, yeah, she my new cool outfit
Let's just say I'm fucking dripping, okay, I just say I'm fucking dripping, okay
I can't invite you you're offline one moment. I'm lubing up
You fuck me I fuck me
I don't know. Give me out.
Give me out.
The boys are back in town.
Boys are back in town.
Nick Wicks, you are, are, are,
are, if you're going to lie.
Oh no, we're both doing this,
aren't we? Oh my goodness.
This is why we need to touch, bro.
This is why.
Okay, you're telling the last
15 games we played the other
Oh my god, this game is fucking huge.
How do I appear online?
Oh, I'm already at 21% downloaded.
I'm doing it.
Mine's going pretty fast.
Nico, how do I appear online?
I'm at 15.
I don't know.
I don't even know how to go off.
I'm on.
I'm on.
I'm on.
I'm on.
You're online now?
Yeah, can you see me now?
I see.
I see.
I see.
Yeah.
Now you invite Mr. Infinite.
Yeah.
Cookin, cookin, cookin.
Bang.
Bung.
Ready.
Rock and roll.
Bro, I don't know what's happening.
I'm still at 1% on my download.
Just, I can't even go to sleep.
Watch what I get up to.
Does that have an hour remaining?
What the hell is going on?
People, wait.
When did you start it?
Whenever we all started this.
not moving. What's your up and down speed?
Steel. Your dad's pretty fast. He used to be quite
adequate. They're fucking shit.
Right by him on that one.
Dog internet? Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe it's steam efficiency mode. By the way, make sure
the thing that you can download games when you are playing a game. Oh shit. It's very
easy. Dude. Oh, Mr. B and me. But what's good man? Good man. A little stinker, right?
The hunt. He is fat. Love the content. You don't have great games. I think you can
my boy don't worry I'll be with
him somewhere.
What is this hairstyle?
This is a strong hairstyle.
I can't take a joke.
No, I can't.
I thought about it for a long time.
The comb over the comb over
The comb over yeah, yeah
The keep myself safe comb over keep myself safe will come over is what I was gonna say of course
Oh, let's RIDE!
I
Watch your backs Raiders a matriarch has been spotted near your location
Keep your wits about you
Every fight is to be three
Wait, what's what you're on?
I'm just giving him a lowdown as to how it goes with Pete, Jeff.
He is not speaking the truth, Mr. Infinite. Not even close.
No?
I will tell you what, I valiantly charge into battle with my brothers at any chance I am given.
This Mr. Merksman, he is a squanderer, one of no talent.
You will not be able to rely on him in any situations that are outside
All right, well hold on hold on some tango some tango
If you will if you may
you know why may oh I'm at this guy this guy that guy that guy yeah one two
oh yeah he's already too late too late oh shit
He's right. Yeah
Trying to fuck a fight
I hit him once oh yep
I'm pushing it. Oh, you see down to these guys
Well, we not we knocked two on the on the tree line over. There's one more. It's most
I'm coming I'm coming.
You see put me see put.
I'm coming I'm coming.
John.
Don't you worry boys all head of these fools.
In a minute.
I'm sorry.
I
Inubated goo.
Oh, they double-barred.
Always look at your top right, because peanut takes us around the world.
You never really know where you might be.
Little vacation.
Little vacation never hurt anyone.
We're taking a little pursuit right here.
Mm-hmm.
There seems to be some commotion to the southeast, gentlemen says.
Shall we proceed with caution?
Bobby Johnson that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one
They were here no, I think the flasks keep like right here these tubes
Follow me boys
I'm peeping but I'm not seeing
Oh, there's Shushan out to the southeast.
Oh, shit, be back.
I'm back, I'm back.
They're looking out there in the forest.
Get him, get him, get him, get him.
Oh.
Pig fat, Clayton.
This pan-man game of mine is like magic shit.
Magic for the tapers and they make it in shit.
My mind, my mind.
You're not a man. You're not a man.
You're not a man. You're not a man.
You're not a man. You're not a man.
Thank you, my boy. Where, where, where is it?
I hope you do it.
That's cool. Again. I can't back into the field.
My boy.
We've got a whole dungeon set up on this wall
Are we famous we down
Oh, hey, guys. All right, let's go kill these guys. Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
I'm with you.
Oh, right under, right under. Oh, hit the tag.
What's going behind you what's going down there?
Oh my goodness
Oh shit, oh my best kid
and laughing and it'll happen boys and laughing
how to practice buddy I don't need to rock this how all no practice all no
practice oh no practice I don't need practice buddy I know like the back of
my cock I cannot lose that was simply a mere warm-up
I
That'll happen
On a boss I'm sitting at a tasty 67. Oh wow
There goes the chat fuck
The one below 68
I meant to say the one below 68 is where I'm at
68 now 68 now
Maybe it's cuz you're in a shit your computer's crap, and you're ugly
Fuck you, buddy
The hell is that man
Are you here this guy?
Yeah, but you could be next you could be next pal
Well, I'll remember this. I'll remember this
Because for you, I'm not helping. I'm not helping a little bit even a little bit
In April go all downloads during gameplay setting the poly over here's that
She's a jelly while you gave it right now
What's your up and down?
Rack-rack
She's playing SSD then I got that poo you're about this if I poo you're that poo poo that's if I poo
How old is that computer what jinn SSD you got cheap
You're asking Nick all these questions, he doesn't even know what's in his speech.
I forgot.
I don't want to tell you the answer.
How long ago, can you, can your computer, six months ago, both of them got ripped off.
That's it.
Ah!
That was not so good.
That's it!
Yes!
So good!
You can't just say your computer because you can't even name the things in your computer.
It can be the worst computer and you have no idea.
Name one thing in your computer.
You know what?
No.
Give Nick works the floor.
Name one thing in your computer.
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
Ram.
I got you, baby.
I was kind of talking about specifically an item in your computer, but that I guess that
works.
Oh, okay.
Like a specific type of RAM?
Yes.
Hold on.
hold on carbon holy shit that's what it says oh you got that carbon Ram whoa
if it he's got that that carbon Ram huh no I got fury I got
She's furry Ram
That means genuinely fucking nothing
I think they didn't know what an overclock was earlier. Well, I would expect
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Let's ride.
I see the thing.
You guys ready?
In, in, in, inward, inward.
Inward, inward, onward, inward, onward.
Proceeding, proceeding.
Let's go ride.
Let's go right here.
This is a good spot.
I'm not poor.
Oh my god I am poor. I have 39 dollars.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You're not. You can't even finish this ever.
What the hell?
You came in.
Get a floor to make battle with that.
Holy shit.
Get my one small bullet.
Damn.
That's great. I don't think I can buy anything in the game.
I do you are so you you you don't have an arc it's right now like you're off it
No, listen my arc edge is always there arc. I love the game. I love the game, but it's
There's so many great games in this world, and I love playing games that I don't know much about it's like a
I love it. I know a lot of people don't like doing that, and that's fine
They love playing the same game over no game
That's because we go I love playing like the aisle when I first found that wow wow
Wow, that was so great.
Well, didn't you only stream Tarkov for like years?
Yeah, yeah, like I still have a Tarkov edge, but I like,
like, I don't know, it's, like Tarkov,
what I like about Tarkov is that there's always
something to do, even if you get cap,
which takes like three months,
there's still more class to do.
There's always something you can achieve.
And Ark, is it fun?
Absolutely, sure, it's really fun,
but there's nothing new and there's nothing to work
for, you know what I mean?
I mean, it's just kind of like blind fun,
Which is tilt, that's tilt.
Hop on the game, I'm survived by the tilt.
You haven't even peeled the back yet, Tourette.
Toro, you can't use it anymore.
So, volcano.
You can use the Tourette anymore?
What happened to it?
I'm trying to, sorry, the Toro.
Oh, I see the Toro, it's pretty good.
That Toro's crashed, man.
Look, you died in three seconds.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You there?
I killed a guy.
Yeah, and then you died.
But I killed a guy first.
You said if we put a volcano in your hands right now, you would be fucking set.
You know what, stop.
Get your volcano right now.
Gotcha.
Sir.
Give him a go.
You gonna give me a volcano?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Let him fuck with it.
That good shit.
You gonna try to bring ammo or you bring an ammo?
I can bring ammo.
You can't bring ammo.
You can't bring ammo.
You can't bring ammo here, you know.
You can't bring ammo here.
You got fucking 12 bucks.
39 bucks, you jackass.
39 bucks.
Also, may I compliment you on your microphone?
How low and high it gets at random points in time,
and then I have to adjust it about 20 times a night.
Yes, leave me alone, man.
My favorite part about here.
Let me turn up.
Let me turn up, man.
Leave me alone.
Huh?
Hmm.
Oh.
Yeah, that's what I would say.
I would say it's that ARK is really fun,
but there's not much to do.
There's not much new and so when I get the opportunity to play a new game like marathon I'll I don't see if these is new
But it's new to me
I think it's fun. I love playing games. I don't know everything about you. I mean, it's always fun to learn a new game
It's always it's always I respect it
Which I'm hot day six percent
Your 8% it literally is that 4% still it just said it was to take 11 hours to down those are restarting my
I called Gav and woke him up and he's currently trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
What is your Doppler Dallas me at your house? I already checked it. It's fine. It's one up one down
Why?
Like 1000
All the levels on the PC spine as well, we I yeah, I have no idea
Steam server
Well, there's a swaddling thing in steam that they already did that um, okay
Are you are you plugged in? Are you plugged in chief? You tapped in you tapped in big man
He's on a weepy the weepy
You boys enjoy our tonight no hot hot hot
God's God's Gavin's gonna figure it out easy to get it downloaded for you. Okay. I have a tummy downloads
It was fucking 10 30 so what?
What what a am I just got back?
So what a bender of alcoholism and great times? Oh, oh, I'm so sorry for you
I need a night of sleep. No, you don't sleep is for the $20 man who slept you know who slept play again
Whoever was on the other side of the river than George Washington you what happened to those guys
fucking died okay sleep is for the week no one thought that anyone would go
across a frozen they know the British yeah fuck I will hold up wait let's ride
I genuinely forgot who he fought I'm not off arc. It's just I'm waiting you know for new math
Yeah, I was just telling I was just telling Nick works out as well. I arc is great
But it's just blind fun. I'd rather play a game. I don't know everything about you mean
Yeah, like dude and
What part about the aisle is just like watching
hang out with somebody for two hours and watching them die and lose everything
it's so much fun it is nice there is higher stakes it's such high stakes holy
shit there you go sir all right well what oh thank you good sir thank you
good sir hutch no you are not you you get that do you see if he was out of the
bike he's leaving I'm cudd hutch I'm actually cudd hutch I will sharpen the
ends of a wisp and put it in your rectum. If you do not play CFDs tonight, you're hopping
on CFDs with us tonight. Is it a wisp or a wisp? What is that?
I don't even know what you just said. The thing that you mix in a bowl in the kitchen
is it wisp or wisp? I'm going to sharpen the ends of a wisp and put it in your rectum.
I thought I was a witch.
Oh, me no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Follow me, boys.
Look alive, you're looking alive.
You're gonna shoot this thing with shit in the damn.
I'm not wasting my life.
I'm on fire because of you.
He says, shit.
You like over here? Oh infinite come over here. Come over here. Oh, oh, you're here. Oh, you're mine
Huh, oh, oh, yeah, oh
We're all the people I
Oh, the hippie out behind this pool!
Oh, the hippie!
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm walking with her.
Oh my god, that's too late, dude!
He goes backwards!
Don't you worry.
I'm advancing, I'm advancing!
I'm advancing, I'm advancing!
I'm going!
That's it.
Nice.
To that
Oh hold on hold on wait a minute wait a minute
I think they were Argentinian that's what was going on
Oh, yeah. So when we said being great food, great meat, a lot of meat.
Do they have food over there?
I don't think they eat meat. Yeah, they got a lot of food over there. Yeah.
A lot of meat.
Oh, well, I try some sometime. I'll try some sometime.
Oh
Well, I have $39 and no one will live so
That's gonna be something
Also didn't get to see the volcano even once
It's just great. It's always great
Oh man like
We played back in the day like three weeks ago to we still you
Yeah, was I was I yeah was I yeah was I yeah was I
Yeah, yeah, am I yeah am I yeah am I oh was I am I was I am I
Yeah, was I am I was I am I was I am I
Fuck you
Fuck you me deep in your dad's butt pussy. That's where I'm at. Fuck you watch this that's right watch this
That's me. I will and I am dressing to impress. I am dressing to impress. I am dressing to impress walking around
There's a little fucking arms. I even have arms
That's the hell is up with all this racism tonight
I pounded your dad's butt pussy into a fruit smoothie that counts as one
Now let's go ahead and walk it in boys. It's time to get serious
I think we all I think what we need to do right now is go around and give some team affirmations, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
It might be a little early for affirmation.
No, no.
I think right now is great for team affirmation.
So I'll go first, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Nick Merks, I really like the way that you look like a hobbit from Order of the Rings
but with a beard.
All right.
So, so now you go, sure, sure, okay, all right, if it I really like when I open your stream
and I see that your forehead looks like my ass, but scrunched up and put into a glass
jar.
Mmm.
The affirmation, the affirmation, okay, your turn.
regardless what Nick says you're not having any legs or arms whatsoever I
think you're a great player yeah I think you have no fucking neck
not to be careful out there okay I'm hopefully you guys have to see me
chargers let's get there let's get there
I'm on it I bring you in a veninator and that's it and I think that it's been
nerfed into the ground no it's actually good it's good it's good it's good it's
good yeah you sure we repopped the the rain fire yeah oh mr. great rainbow
I'm opening some white goods, man!
Good, I'm mad!
Thank you, Mama White Good,
Letty Do Good,
Letty Da!
Thank you, Mama, thank you, Mama White.
You got so much motion.
Oh, you went to game even played a long time?
Oh, dear.
Never played that one.
There's one hunter, and everybody else is deers,
but there's AI deers,
and you try to pretend to be an AI deer.
Oh, okay, that's a problem.
Yeah, but you're a deer.
Yeah, that's a good game. That's a good game. No, I don't think you see anything
happening that guys. Hunched in, stashed, hunched in, stashed. It's an
On time tonight was easier to stash up anyways.
Let's ride!
Come and take a ride on the big blue tractor, we can go faster, we can go faster!
It really don't matter.
Oh, Nick Merck's is low again. Let me blow back up
Perfect. I got your shield charges fucking hate you guys. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Oh, there'll be boy
Sorry to keep up I would love to take a little something
You are your health grind or some shit
I don't know who's in line to you
Who I've never said that
Buddy, I'm drinking every day and dying at the ripe age of 38
That's the game plan. Fuck you
I'm cookin' up cookin' up cookin' up!
Go, go, go, go!
It's nice!
It's more nice!
Oh shit!
God, I'm a-
Nice!
See you later, stinky!
I'm not stinky!
Nice!
Vic!
Ooh!
Ooh!
The banana, that's nice!
There we go, back on track!
What's back on track?
Back, yeah, back on track!
Who work out there, team?
What do you have? No, hold on.
I'm gonna back up.
Okay boss, okay boss.
Zip.
That's it, I'm gonna back up.
How do you already goop this guy?
I got the vent for you.
You got a bin in there?
Yeah, but you're like, poor.
You see, since I'm...
Since I'm poor?
Oh yeah.
Oh.
You are a little poor.
Okay, I'm taking this, but it's not because I'm poor.
poor okay because there's some other reason I that I don't want to say with
you all of these guys all of the boys
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
I'm not seeing nothing.
Wait.
Who's your buddy at?
Shoot your turret.
I got one on you.
Yeah.
That uh...
Yes sir?
Hello?
That's not me, that's not me.
I'm gonna kill him!
Yeah, he's hip top.
Like to the roof yeah, they did the roof
My goal for the flat and we snap hook up wait
Go ahead. I was a book. I do I do
We stop hook to the roof and we strike
It's how he is on the roof. Yeah
I'm getting the boss. I'm getting the boss
We won.
We won.
We won.
We won.
Good one, team.
Get your fucking ass back here.
Hooray!
If there's one in the staircase,
get a little bit of group.
Get a little bit of group.
Get a little bit of group.
So that's your boss.
Of course they have three bombs on them.
Score!
We're packing
What do you got for me
Okay
I got a t-nade
EECO!
I'm coming!
I'm not dead!
I'm coming!
I keep behind this rock.
Oh my!
How long do I have to look over?
He-
Oh my god, is he buddy?
Oh no.
Oh my-
Oh I'm dead.
Say, before you do that, I have something-
You're being governor.
Oh that's RIDE THE HEADRIDE!
It's Mr. Peanut!
Oh.
Please sir, I have literally $39 in my account. Please God save me, please.
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.
No, I found a new family.
Do you have a D-Fib?
I got a survivor. Yeah. Oh my god.
It's a kid, bro. Yeah.
Where's the Chris? Wait, we...
My teammates are still alive. They can revive me. They're down below.
That's not Chris.
I'll be brothers quickly!
You said that was his friend.
Make haste!
There's another team down below the zip lines. It's not us two.
We need to kill them, boys. We need to kill them.
At the bottom of the zip line, there's another team.
I got to the bottom.
Follow me, brothers!
I
Know they're right here close it off we have
Which works if it we need help up here
They try to help me to
No, don't worry guys. I'll handle these guys. Ah
You guys you probably stay back
Ah
Take take my wrath. We want you to help me with the hell stop here
Oh
They lied they lied no, I did all I could do guys now jump to you
That's the bad team you want to kill those guys the good teams in here with me
Fucking with that
Thank you boys thank you boys and God speed
What
I
Swanton like double or seven like this
I'm down. I'm down.
I did it.
What's going on?
What's going on?
She went up.
Come on, back down, baby.
Come on, back down.
I think that's what they're trying to kill me.
That's all you can do.
Thank you, good job.
Oh, a Temmis Force score.
Heeey!
God, dude!
Happy boy, God!
Look, look, look, look, look, look at him!
Dude, he has $39.
Are you really stealing from someone with $39?
How do you sleep at night, you scumbag?
fuck everything about you oh shit what the hell where are you going
I'm leaving
oh my god follow me boy
I'm here oh here's another leaper on your left
Ah, fuck em. Watch this, I gave repair, pal. Watch this, buddy. Watch this, can we take half of it?
Boom! Bam! Boom! Bam! Boom!
Okay, that's all I got.
This is up to you guys.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the fuck is happening?!
What?! What is going on?!
Oh
Thank you good chair take you good chair
Wasn't worried for you this big second. Oh, I don't know that. Oh my god
Come on this we should show what else we should show us wait there right there in front. Oh, I saw noodles
Right there
I think I'm being coached and this is me.
Who just said hello?
I killed one.
Nice. Last guys in the back.
Yeah, get them. Get them guys.
Ah, if we all work together, they can't stop us.
Please. Please. Please.
I'm coming. Don't be a jerk.
I'm on a bus. I'm on a bus.
I don't have a hatch.
We want you guys to have a hat. He's what?
You can't ask this mode on the game, please we can't touch. Oh my god. Oh my god
And this is close to Darren. I don't play this mode
This way guys is my Bobby across the middle. Let's go go go go go
Yeah, we turn to kill you guys
I don't.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Kill them out.
Too fast.
My left.
Easy.
I got that one.
That's what we do at the moment, man.
I got a heal.
Oh my god!
Got him!
She re-do dead.
where I'm looking there's one movie we got to where's this guy where is he oh my god oh my god
There's another team action
I love this mode man. We should keep you in the lighting mode the whole fucking that's what I was thinking
Every every every every time I go back to that body I get a little bit more loon
I'm doing great, Nick.
Fuck you, man.
Don't try it.
I have no defense.
There's three on this guy.
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We got that too.
Alright, I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, guy behind us! Guy behind us!
What's that? He's on the thing!
Good work, good work!
Oh.
another one another one another one another one another one
got him!
trying to move me to the space clamp
where?
no there you liar
lion and I are pants and fire
I hatched y'all one
Where are the defense?
Three more defense right here
Watch out, watch out one
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
I think I'm just here
I got, I got, I got, I got one
Nice
Little bit of healing
I got defense
I got, excuse me
Nice
Are you winning son?
I'm winning
Oh what's behind us what's behind us what's behind us
I'm looking.
It's Sag.
You're not fucking kidding me.
What?
Hurry!
What is it?
Oh my God!
There's a real team!
I'm not even alive this time!
Fall back!
Hmm. Hmm. What is it? Oh my God. There's a real team. I'm not even like this time.
Fall back!
They suck.
Oh, good heavens.
Jesus.
I got one.
Yeah.
Keep it.
Here's one.
Here's one.
I got one.
Oh
Okay, all right
You watch you watch the coming the coming
where's he at? he behind that wall? he might be there oh go go go i'm coming boys i'm coming
I got it.
Shark!
At least we walk!
Where?
I think.
In the middle.
Got him!
I just got him.
Yeah!
He's doing my part.
Okay, I got shook by lightning again.
It's the fourth time the train.
He's not going great for routine.
He's not going great for me, Chief.
No, we're doing great, boys.
We're doing great.
I'll be continued.
Actually, it's a pretty good raid.
Lives.
That's right.
All alive, all in good health.
This guy's practicing his yoga poses up here.
Oh, man.
The ancient tree branch of Great Afortan.
OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
OOH! This is the prophecy for TOOL!
OOOOOOOH!
OOH!
Okay, so I'm assuming we killed the team that...
Oh, we killed the team that we killed, right?
Three times?
Yeah, they are the two that crushed us.
We have five huge ones, we're good, we're good.
That's my sleutid.
Mr. Dickmerks, I am getting reports that you may be in possession of a Bobcat of the State, are you not?
That doesn't concern you.
May I have to remind you of the consequences of harboring a Bobcat of the State?
That doesn't concern you.
Daily fingerings and one spit in your butthole.
Give me that Bobcat.
Give me that Bobcat immediately now.
I will trade you, I have plenty of items. What would you like?
You name your price.
Do you have what you're ready for? Yes
Would you like it it has the blue mag and a green stock no nothing else
Why would he be
She's not enough. I'm gonna need something on it.
Wait, wait, wait. Alright, I'm putting a competition or three on it. Boom.
Competition or three on it?
Competition or three?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Damn!
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
You see what you like to see?
This Popcat 4 that I have in my inventory.
Okay.
It has a gold stock on it.
Ooh.
Blue, blue, purple.
Oh.
Thank you, Mr. Chair.
That's great to hear.
Yeah.
Well, I will trade you this to rent a form for that Bobcat form.
Ah, yeah.
And I'll even throw on a, uh, a total four.
Mm-mm.
Damn.
Four more.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
He doesn't have one.
He's lying.
No, I do.
I do.
He does scam.
Scam.
He doesn't have it.
He's lying.
He's lying.
What say you, team leader?
Liar!
You wouldn't lie.
Liars!
The Seamites!
VIXX!
Perfect Heritage!
Oh, my God!
The Hall of Hope just lied!
All of them are liars!
YES!
All liars!
YES!
I was supposed to believe you!
YES!
I'm your team leader!
You can't trust your team leader, who can you trust?
Keep up that for a second.
Hmm?
Who can you trust, this question?
Alright, let's look at it.
Oh, I've got it. Oh, I've got it. No, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. You turn around. You hand me that bad boy immediately
Let me just let things marinate hold up hold up now before we call that but
Let's keep it in the raid here. Let's keep it in the rain. All right, keep it in the rain
future break this okay that would be lightning hold up no if you only did
that button mr. Nick Muggs it's keeping the rain oh oh it's hot just family
keeps mating people in the family
I thought that was only like an Alabama thing not a Kentucky thing he lives in Kentucky
I think he's from Kentucky. Kentucky got a family of same thing.
Kentucky is better taken true. Now hold up are we trading this or what?
Here you go Peanut. Oh wow. Thank you. Oh okay I'm being robbed in playing daylight.
Um
I should go ahead and do a trade with me. Alright go ahead and do a trade
Ready?
Alright go down there and drop
Oh no I'm gonna go up here
I gotta be able to see it
Okay okay okay okay but you stay right there
You stay right there cause you're gonna run right to the next thing
I know what your plan is buddy
No no no, my hands are on my side
Alright okay I don't know what that has to do with anything but okay
Alright
Okay
There's no funny business
I'm dropping the Toro and the Torente, boom, right there.
See him?
Oh, did I drop a Rindicate?
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, silly me, silly me.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, silly me, silly me, silly me.
Wait, silly me, silly me, silly me, silly,
silly, oopsies, hee hee hee, oopsies.
Hold on, hold on now.
Don't leave me yet, believe me.
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on now.
Oopsies, hee hee, oopsies.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Don't leave me yet.
The only way I can ever hear him is to be the train leaving the station!
You think I'm that G-Date right now?
No!
I like that, pal.
Here you go.
Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
Excellent rain, boys!
That's what she got there. Sorry.
220,000 speckled news!
That's on two chapters in a minute!
200k!
220, 220!
220 20
No, 220
That was incredible. That's all you got buddy. That's all you got
220 it's a plastic
$39
Sell sell sell sell sell this Bobcat Nick. He has $39 dude dude. This is me
But $39 rule number one is you don't give this guy a bitch man
Yeah, you brought me earlier. I'll give you two and a half inches of your steel. I just got brought
delicious homemade noodles with red sauce
You're not living like I'm living pal. You're not living like
All right, you can take that Bobcat you can shove it you bitch
that the meat noodles. Wow. Wow. It's got the taste. I mean, it is a zipline. Yeah. A
waterfall. Yeah. All your favorite foods are flowing over every case but
individually. You're in Nirvana like you walk through that cabinet in that one
Goat movie where there's a bunch of snow oh yeah it's called something right yeah
yeah Narnia you just entered Narnia it's cold it's freezing you forgot your
jacket but right in front of you what is there a piping I was kind of gross a
meat came out. A little bit of meat, I still haven't gone down yet. That was really gross.
I caught it, I caught it on the way out. I caught it between my lips and I put it back down.
I forgot where you can go with that. Just know it's delicious. Okay.
beautiful. It's beautiful. It's
beautiful. The most beautiful
you've ever seen. Shout out
miss B. Shout out miss B. Let's
get all the women in the
stream and all the great wives
and girlfriend. Yeah. And and
Nick Merck's personal chef.
Nick Merck's personal chef.
Hell yeah.
All the ladies, all the ladies are dead.
Hey, and the guys, and the guys, and the guys, and the guys, and the guys, and the guys,
that's right.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I actually cooked a meal for myself last week.
I don't cook very often.
I had the most delicious.
I mean, I added garlic powder, onion powder, rosemary, chili
powder, Tony Sacherine.
I put it all in a noodle cup that I got from 7-Eleven.
It was electric, it was electric.
Like a quick ramen?
That was pretty quick.
How could you be quick, yeah.
How could you be pretty quick?
No, I used to do that.
You put the packet in and then you put your own spices.
You get big on them, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, so what if it has 176% of your sodium dye
for the day. I cracked three of those bitches open. I'm not even joking. I cracked three
of the big ones open. I smush them into one, crunch them. I put, I crunch them into one.
The sides of the bucket are robust. Yeah, okay? Robust. Pull it up with some hot water
have myself a good night. Yeah. Yeah.
Nick Merks, what's the last thing you cook?
Four eggs this morning for me and my son.
No way. I did. I put the butter in the pan. I cracked all four of them.
I let him chill, you know, and then I flip him and
I put a little on the plate for him and little plan to play for me
Oh my god followed him in three seconds Wow
As you know that an egg is the most nutritionally dense food on the planet. You know that
Really your eggs every day peanut. I know I don't eat eggs every day. No, no, no, I know that though problem
Yeah, I know that's interesting. That's interesting. Yeah, I think guys
Let's get a quick W the chat for Nick Merck's and his fake son. Please. I'll be the chat
That's incredible that's a bonding. That's a bonding story. That's a bonding story for sure for sure
Wow, wow, what was it warms the Cooper side?
It does it does he goes the last thing you cook bro crack on a spoon
I
Can't even tell you I door-dash
How's it fuck yeah living like Larry
The stakes the other week you made them. Yeah, the marinade and everything
Yeah, I can't cook nothing important. I always ruin it
I tried cooking fried rice from chicken the other day because I read it off Google.
Half of it sucked to the pan, the other half tasted like literal dog ass.
There is almost nothing on this planet I won't eat and I really couldn't eat it.
I'm not even joking.
There's literally nothing I can eat.
You're oiled with pan?
Actually, I forgot to do that.
Actually, my girlfriend wants it, but I actually didn't forget to do that.
But I followed every other step.
I followed every other step.
Yeah
No, no, it was up of one of those websites you look on Google with is 150 ads for one
And they tell you about their whole life
I'm a single mom 42 that lives in Nebraska, and this is how I cook fried rice
But I have a little pizza season
And then they go on a tangent
I picked this up when I was when she in New York City and somebody had one on the side of the room
16 pages in it finally does he want to do first
Let's ride
That's really good. Let me get some chocolate. I'm gonna repair this gun. I'm good. I'm good. Wait, what's your mistake? You guys ready?
Yeah, buddy. No, no, no, no, stop, stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no electromagnetic storm.
Stop it. You were in hell. You were in hell.
All right, boats. Wait, normal modes, normal modes. We'll go right here. We'll go right here. We'll go.
How beautiful.
Look at that.
Oh, Mr. Hessie, Mr. TXK.
My wife finds one good man, good man.
I pay big money for cooking with peanut flops.
Mr. Kandavis, I'm telling you.
Listen, I don't know what you guys think.
I don't know what you guys think.
All right, I consider myself a decently intelligent peanut.
I can figure out things.
Things I've not done before, decently quickly.
When it comes to cooking, there is a 99% chance
that a dog wouldn't eat whatever I'm cooking.
I burn, over-fry, leave too long in the microwave.
It basically turns to piss and shit the moment I touch it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I cannot do it.
Yeah, yeah, I I don't know how it's done. I don't know how people do that
Wow, they're gonna say one more time formation is needles is
No, my girlfriend cooks, she's very good cook, she's an incredible cook, she cooks
good.
She's a fucking star in there, thank god, otherwise he'd probably starve to death.
and almost died. He's working like a fucking Pokemon for three hours. To be honest, that,
you know what? That was the beginning of the downfall of that team. What do you guys
pop by? The fried chicken? Me, Niko, and Teemo were playing there. We were farming
all day, we were destroying everybody, and then he would pop by. He's like, fuck,
Oh, I'm getting straight.
I...
Oh.
No, he does eat clean. I eat clean, too, but you said that.
That's why you gotta order some chicken nuggets every now and again.
Yeah, I had some chicken nuggets for McDonald's last night.
See? He got 20 peas. 20 peas.
You got 20 peas?
Mm-hmm. Ooh.
More sauce. More sauce.
Barbecue.
Yes.
Let's run!
It's so dangerous, sugary, bro. I love it.
What's the other one that everybody likes in Sweet and Sour?
Sweet and Sour, Sweet and Sour.
Dude, yeah, that's how inspired to.
Dude, listen to me.
Dude, if you order chicken noodles, I'll order chicken noodles too.
And fries.
I definitely will.
Will you really?
Yes.
I'll do it if you do.
I'll do it if you do.
Okay, I have like a little bit.
I've got like 7 noodles left.
I might just finish this off real quick before I come with you.
That's fine, go ahead.
Okay, go ahead.
Get on our right on our right
Tempy
Tempy
All right, I guess I'll do the majority of work on this one
Well
We know the drive
Follow me
Follow me boy
I
Amic
Sounds fire
You guys see the people out here. I thought there was just one on our right. They're probably be over there. Oh, gotcha. That's ya
We'll pre-emptive
They are
You can chop them.
Where?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's it.
And they're gamers.
Gamers, gamers, gamers.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
I'm gonna test it.
Let's see.
Yeah, I see where I see one.
One drop down.
Oh, one more.
One, two, one drop.
There's one better than that.
You'll see me come back up.
Oh, shit.
Dude.
One drop.
One drop.
OK.
He's coming up.
He's coming up.
Knock him up.
Oh.
Oh
There's two of a yonder oh my oh
You take any damage
Yeah
don't you worry boys I'll handle these fools oh my god
I got you ratcheted it's on the roof, Nick
We're trying to get with peanut yeah, I'm trying
And peace actually had to grab this guy's stuff real quick. There's one guy right here. These movies. Well, he's at the movies and move
Yeah, I'm gonna step on on this wall. So it is a quick little bugger. He's right there
He's low.
Oh, God, I've got him.
I've got him.
He's got a nice shot.
Your dog is crazy right now.
That was nice.
Good shot.
Thank you, good shot.
Thank you, good shot.
Put it on my back.
Take that all out.
On the roof.
On the roof.
On the roof.
You want to come to you?
I'm going to go.
There's a guy in the roof.
All my brothers are doing this guy in the roof.
You see him you go you okay, okay, I'm just gonna need that right now. I miss every time don't worry
He's not good
Who flat oh my
He's on my side Nick
Can you distract him and do a little bit for him?
Yep.
I'll handle these fools.
There's a lane in the tree.
Smoke, smoke, smoke.
Hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can take your storage.
All right.
Coming down.
There's just one guy, bro.
Keep your track.
Keep your track of your storage.
Yep.
He's not.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Kill them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Kill them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I don't know where his teammate is but I killed him he fell off the front right of the building.
Push him to the front right?
Yeah, he fell off the front right.
He's stacked, he's stacked.
I see nothing.
I got him right here.
Is that the only hooligan?
I only saw one when I went up there.
Can you see the guy that's calling over here?
Um.
The warning.
There we go.
I don't know if I got the phone or not.
I shot a lot of bullets in there.
Snap hook up.
Yes.
No way.
Take your time.
You doing good, buddy?
You doing good?
That was great.
You can do it.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is.
No, I don't see nothing. No. Okay.
I got a crawler.
Probably got a God.
She thinks my track.
You're saying.
You come and take the route.
I'm a big green tractor.
We can go slower.
We can go faster.
I
See we get the group tower stacked. Yeah took up my stuff. Oh, yeah
My stuff go right here
Body of where I first got you side. Oh ammo
Which is a little guy oh
Dumb and poor don't bother looting that one
You'll get that yeah, I saw it. I saw it. He was ripped dry
There's two items on them
I
Guys, I'm not seeing no one or nothing. She's gonna go to town real quick
Nick works is Ram Ranch like a movie or like a video game, but what is that?
Always been curious, but I'm too afraid to look it up. It's a song. I think oh it's a song. Oh, okay
That's 18 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch.
There's a T by here guys.
I see his whole body. Got him.
We'll get another one. We'll get another one.
Oh god, he's chasing one more.
We're going in. We need this one for me.
Leave this one to me.
Yeah!
Got him!
Nice.
I don't understand your language sir. I'm to die
Sumo, let's leave them
It was that I don't know I don't he said I don't I don't speak any language in English
wait infinite do you speak that's the language you were speaking yes no you
don't know I don't take his line oh well he's trying to give me say that
things he cursed us he put a curse on us family bloodline's on oh no
Shit on a Thursday too, let's go read my wigs.
Oh, watch out! Got the mechanical piss on you, Mr. Muggs.
Don't you worry.
All of me boys.
I'm shifty.
Good, good.
Stay, stay, stay out of reach of him, stay out of reach.
Keep him moving. Stay loose in there.
Got him!
Oh, shit.
Oh
And of course everybody I think we killed everyone
For the right before fucking fan fighting with the whole that's what I'm saying. That's why they're very easy in time. I
Think we're the last guys on the planet
I think we did pretty good here boys.
Me not a bit of lucrative rain, but we came out on top.
gift up for you really I did I got some for you buddy oh who's that hold now hold on
who's that
I
Quick give me your gift before you die quickly quickly
Got that gift for a goober
What?
So good.
All right, not too shabby, not too shabby at all.
Good work out there team!
Yes sir!
He's hit!
Killing rain! Killing rain!
Killing rain!
Not time for a fresh split in life.
Go I am ordering.
Right now?
I'm ordering.
It makes you have a private chef.
Why are you ordering anything?
I order too.
What are you doing?
Live here
She doesn't I'm not private chefs live with people
Well, why don't you just put it in the the 3,000 square foot house connected to your 10,000 square foot house, of course made of solid gold
Mr. Private Chef over you guys what's up?
Oh, what's up?
I'm a chef.
I like computers.
Got someone to change your diaper, too, buddy.
Fuck you.
Dig it.
Dig it, you shit.
There's something, something.
You organized my four pieces?
You guys getting 40 pieces of McNuggets?
What's going on, what is he doing?
Is he meditating?
He's thinking about it.
Oh, he's thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's thinking, he's thinking.
McNuggets are not something you can rush.
That's, you know what I'm thinking about for a second.
Fuck.
Honestly, 40 McNuggets might be too much for a little guy like Mr.
Mcmurks, do you have a meal?
I think I get a good size.
Mm hmm.
A little happy meal.
Okay, make it too full.
You know, I get too full.
Mcmurks, we were thinking it might not be good for your diet to get 40 Mcmurks.
What about a happy meal?
A little champ?
I could roll you down the stairs.
I can roll you into my kitchen. I can put you on the shelf in my pantry
With the other nuts I
Can I can press your mouth and put you on my fireplace, bitch?
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you
We're not going to let you back in there don't you worry don't you worry don't you worry I
I
Said get a little bit of fit and all from mr. Jicket
Just the best fit in the west
Purists the right this
He doesn't cut it this guy doesn't cut it trust me she'll have you going
Up and down the block for the morning
I
Will go right you looking for your fucking
chicken
The big odds three in the morning
Wait, did you see that he made that guy made a little animation about it?
Yeah, I played that on see what we play one the other day. We I think we did maybe did
You want if you want to play it?
I'm open you up down down
It was fantastic. It was one of the best ones I've seen that now it was the best one one of the best ones
I've seen he's just been pumping them out now. I wonder about pumping them out, but they've got
Will you watch like three or four and then he made he made the big chicken one? Oh, the big arch one. Yeah, it's
Don't you would see this idea. I'll play I'll play right now. Play right now. You ready? Oh, yeah
I hear this units right here coming over
right yeah three two one now imagine somebody made a short animation series
okay you just went in half-finished shirtless by the way I'm not wearing a
shirt either shirtless looking for a burger dude I was someone's got to make
at it like a little car dude, and they could like f**king leave it at all.
Six foot eight, dead of knife, on math, shirtless, hunting for a burger.
I mean, how did you not get shocked?
I just picture a happy couple by the fireplace in the living room, and they see your shadow
pass by and the wife gets scared, and the husband goes, oh, don't worry, that's his
hunch again, looking for his burgers.
60 years from now when they're around their fire fireplace outside they tell the legend of the
shirtless six foot eight bigfoot on the hunt for his burger and the kid goes no that's not real and
the dad goes no i saw him i saw with my own two eyes he was real he was real that day march 5th
2026 I remember that day like it was just a day
He kept yelling
I guess you good that guy is too good that guy is too good at his job boys wait you good
You see that?
More man, more burgers!
So crazy.
That guy's too good.
Oh my god.
I like that guy. I like that guy.
That guy's cooking.
Yeah, Nick Burns was the wife. I was the husband.
Oh my god, man.
I don't have to be showing that. The first time I went through that, I didn't notice that.
I don't know how I didn't notice that, but I didn't.
Oh, we're going right here.
I'm the wife in that?
You when we were sitting on the couch, I was talking to you in the wine naturally naturally, naturally
Was this a goon talking shit on the private shit drag? Yes, he was he was talking shit on the private chef experience
Who are you talking to? I'm talking to drach
Drach's having their back on the private chef talk buddy
All right pal. You think you're better than us. You get this infinite
He thinks he's better than us
I'm sure she does. I'm sure she
does. But the fact is that Mr.
Merck here thinks he's better
than us. That's what's going on
here. What? No, I don't get you
do. The food was great. I'm
sure the food was the back way.
Oh my god. I'm going to pay my
shield. I got distracted. Yeah.
Oh my god, if you're prepared for my shield, I got distracted.
Let me ride!
Let's ride!
follow me boys. How do I get it?
Follow me boys. No, no, get a double quarter pounder. Double quarter pounder would that
just be a half pounder? Well, that's just that's the main menu. They don't have that
though. You fucking rat. Yeah, it's double these two patties. Okay. Okay. That might
me have a bout of beef. Oh my gosh. Wait, they can play dinosaurs today? No, he is, he's
too good for dinosaurs. He's got his private chef now, now he can't play dinosaurs. He
says it's a kids game. He says he's too good for us. He said anybody that plays a dinosaur
game is a loser. That's what he said. How don't you try it, Nick? Just try it.
I'm just trying, we're gonna make it.
I'm gonna say something.
I try it, please.
I'm happy to be in your truck.
I'm fucking happy.
What?
No, I'm happy.
I don't like dinosaurs, but...
What?
What?
What kind of fucking take is that?
Oh, shit!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Is it really?
Is it really?
It's really trying to do it.
Look at it!
Oh, baby!
Kids!
You're not getting boys!
Yeah!
keep coming keep coming keep coming
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
yeah yeah
we're here we're here
to you and this is what's left for us
nice crack
that hula games
What?
He just got his teammate?
What?
Oh, keep going, keep going, we're in it.
The Toro is ass now!
No!
Is she dead?
There's another, another team!
Shee!
Shee!
Shee!
Hold on now, sir, before you do that, I've got a secret I want to tell you.
guys the Toro is diarrhea but whole a syphilis
diarrhea diarrhea shit but I I just I think I'm gonna sell them all
it's horrible you see that out there it was it was not that it was doing nothing
This is what the time started to feel like.
One of the meat restructuring.
Start growing.
Yeah, quick get some deer and some boar.
Two mutations.
No way, we didn't watch this guy falling in the hatch.
I'll be so serious right now.
Let me die.
Man, they're like a wombat.
Save you.
What is a what is a why not even do I don't know but they're fast
Word
Holy Crap
Son of a critical
It makes when you mind taking his suggestions the team leader
in the game of course in the game in the game in the game of course so we can get
Get on to the next game, all together.
You winning there, Jim?
No way that you can have the patience to walk around as a fucking little dinosaur and look
for born and lizards, but you can't watch your boy crawl on his knees 100 yards.
hundred yards
like
real me that
um
being a T-Rex
is infinitely cooler
than watching some guy in blue jeans
jerk his meat on the way to Egg's Rack
okay
I think I could speak for all of us
you don't even do anything bro
I watched
you just walk around
what do you mean
That's true you walk around
We get you know that we say still other dinosaurs
Thank you
dinosaur
Said the dinosaur
Just give him one try no fuck you fuck you
Oh
I don't know why you like that game, bro.
Undergained defeat fetishist, but he thinks he's too good for a dinosaur game.
I see Hutch on it.
You know what I mean?
He's the 800 pounds.
He likes wow.
He's playing League of Legends right now.
I see that.
That's true.
But you, Apex ranked?
I know.
Actually, he's not playing League of Legends because he's got a three-day man.
Because you got to play it to understand.
Hey, Pima, hey, man, you bro, how are we playing the aisle when Apex ranked exists,
bro?
That is true.
games. Hey, guys, you didn't know Nick? He's only good on Xbox.
I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that.
His Xbox is still respectable. Very respectable. It's still very respectable.
You don't understand. Yeah. All right, pal. Okay. Okay. No, it's just crazy.
The only times you ever prayed was on controller, bro.
You're on controller now
You can't use that as an insult. No, but you make fun of us for being a roller
But the only time you were ever good on apex was controller
I'm still very good
I started out on controller like every other gentleman on this planet that I grew out of
I heard it.
It's it, we're the three best friends, we're the three best friends that anybody could have.
He's almost there.
Oh my god.
It's a great game, Blight.
I hope you get sniped right now.
would make me happier than a single renegade shot from the tower.
Ain't it happenin' buddy?
Please God, please.
There's no hoppin' to makin' a village be shot at.
Excellent, Ray.
And say wise games he will be cookin' up a mean stew.
Oh.
Hmm.
Aw.
Oh, he couldn't make it tonight his fight got delayed boys. Oh shit wait, what'd I say?
He wants to get naked. Oh
OHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, they didn't beat us to the street.
Yeah, Sonic coins out of that shit.
Holy shit.
God, holy crap.
Cha-pa-cha-pa-cha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Alright, I've got $31,000.
Things are going a little bit better for me.
I'm picking up Steam.
I'm picking up Steam.
Okay.
I don't want to jinx it but I think we're back on the winning streak
Okay
We see here, let me see here
We'll use this bad boy
Hey that bitch is in the after me
One bad bitch like a masterpiece
Yo
Big drip, what you call it?
Ice chain, pure water
You got the bag, we can't afford it
Yo
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah
10 bad bitches after you have your scoop you up put them in their pocket
I
Got that for five stupid charges. I don't think I can afford anymore
I
Would love some extras that would be that would be quite splendid. Thank you, sir. I got you. You're a good man
right
You lose something something little something something there we go. Here we go little something something
Oh wait, I think we're going
I'm gonna go all right. I'm choosing a pretty crazy map. All right wait makes you take a peep at it before we go in
But this bad boy. What do you got dad?
like that you like that no yes you do man we're going in
i'm not seven i'm not gonna lie to you i kind of got a little headache like 30
minutes ago i took some Advil so i'm kind of waiting for that to kick in
uh oh mr j rex mr monster my mom finds one good man good uh man thank you
mom what is good than that you dudes can let you die
He's my 30s-year-old birthday, can you wish me a happy birthday?
I love watching you stream up.
Yeah, we're the Romans!
Oh, finish with a good one full of magical activities.
Uh, mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
You a trophy case in the game?
Uh, drink what? I've been drinking water, but I've been pissing all day!
Uh...
Dude, hold on, guys. What if...
He came me out.
We do see if these are drack or no
Here's a good you
Yeah, I'll be great. It's my being is me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's gonna be just me first
Hundred water I don't even think I'm speech for that. No, yes you do
You're back to beat your shit, buddy.
I didn't stop the other games.
We don't even know the only one that knows what they're doing is Hutch.
That is true.
Hutch would probably be a professional at that.
You wouldn't really know what I'm doing.
That is true.
That is true.
Why don't you guys hop on the Myers?
I thought that would be fun to watch you guys play.
I'm so down for seeing these, but we need our general.
We need our general.
Yeah.
Yeah, if there's one guy that knows every game
Every bitchless game it's
I mean he went us to the aisle is your leaders to see a thieves he knows I mean we've ever needed a League of Legends
He's right there. He knows he knows what he's talking about
Yeah
Yeah, we can play a couple big ships down.
That'd be pretty good.
I think we can do it.
That'd be fun.
I mean, boys, if you, I'm down.
If you guys want to rip C, I'm in.
No, we can't do without our general.
We can't do without our general.
Who would know what to do?
Well, you know what to do, right?
I've played the game in a long time.
Yeah, but did you play it?
bit. You just go on the sea and you shoot cannonballs.
Oh, sea! Why'd you say so?
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Other people's ships. Other people's ships, huh?
Hmm. Right?
I do remember that being a part of the game.
We need summit for that game, man.
Do you need summit?
Let's ride!
I
Most annoying modes
The hurricane's one of the best modes
Yeah, so what
Find in a hurricane is cool
Plus it pushes on everyone down to the bulk out where we are
Oh
Came back
Just off for me pop
Yeah, this keep myself a gun bomb from the machine
Follow me boy oh
My god, what is that big thing doing down here?
Oh, nice, I forgot this one in here again.
I'm peeping down blue, yeah, you do have a season, you just did it.
You shoot that?
No.
No.
I'm taking the peep.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
You do the back to the back.
Oh my.
That's all you guys see.
That's all you guys see.
Big, big, big, big.
George!
Wait, what?
Wait, what the hell?
How do you get my ass?
I'm sure I got a good one.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm sorry.
Please.
Wait, more of it.
More of it.
What the hell just happened?
Dude.
I stopped shooting because it was you guys and then and then it wasn't you guys
Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody makes mistakes the heat of battle you both
I've only seen one body
This is where we fuck
Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. Welcome
This servant and protected
All right, I'm good to go
Hey, okay, the hell is he doing in there he's getting his McDonald's. Oh
We get these walls down so he comes back you leave easily
Don't you worry, Nick. We've got you. We're taking care of you.
Here we go.
Looking out for a teammate.
That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Should we shoot there?
Shoot?
Oh, I got one. I got one.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
Make sure you're nice and comfy.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Oh shit.
Look, he got us, he got us.
Did you go topside?
I ran in a circle like eight times.
I said we go topside.
Oh fireburgers scored
I'm not too shabby
We have to go some time to hear that
Yeah, we're over yonder. Let's go
Let's go. Oh my god. He's right here
We're down we're down
He's got him to red bay!
Another team, another team!
Let's read!
He's got two different teams with the same teams we're not.
I think same team.
Oh, I was about to say, I thought it was the next place we see that.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
We're too late, Ace!
OOOOOOOH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh man.
Get your burgers, you big bitch.
Kinda like a Mr. Ente.
It is nice! I just got one off this guy!
It's so good. It's the best gun I've ever given.
You sure?
Yes.
Can we compare sizes?
Yeah, of course, of course!
But for you to measure from the base!
Okay.
Damn.
iPhone 17 Pro Max.
She's yeah, whatever the hat whatever half of an iPhone 4 is
Right follow me boys
Follow me boys. Oh
You was that one. Nope good work. Oh
Oh
That'll happen that'll happen happens if you let it the commercial you gotta be careful this is dirt right there
Don't you where I took airman
I should go topside boys with some conundrum up there
Yeah, in the fucking hurricane, let's go, yeah, we'll go topside.
We have got a hurricane.
We can still fight in the hurricane, they'll be in the hurricane too.
We're good?
Let's do it.
Follow these boys.
My McNuggets are coming.
Oh shit, oh shit, my name is McNuggets.
To the dumpside!
Follow me, boy.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Let's get it.
Ooh, they shoot down.
I don't know where I'm going or what I'm getting.
How you doing?
I'm going.
Where do we hear that stuff, is it, Benid?
It was, like, towards this direction.
around here
What's your pleasure
I see we hit a quick reset yeah hit hurricane again
What do you mean about that mr. Marks
You see? That's the plan, that's the plan.
Wow!
That's our team leader right there.
Setting us up for success.
Yes sir, yes sir, you have called me here.
Let me go ahead and heat it up.
Quick!
Quick heat up.
Quick, quick.
Okay, I've burned myself twice.
I think I've given three more than you guys.
Is he burning or not?
Are you burning in there?
God
Don't you revive him you he calls his ass extra. Don't you about me?
You need that extract right now young man
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My God.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
Excellent, Ray, boy.
Not too shabby.
I got out with a hefty haul.
Yeah, 75.
Oh, she's not dozen.
No, it was a bit more than that.
No, we came out a little bit more on top.
Loving that food, huh? Jesus. Oh, dude. I'm sick of this bad boy. I do do
We've had this gentleman. Here we go
Sublime this is one of those foods where it's like you get to the end of the day a long day
Yeah, and it just fucking smacks. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Yeah, I love when it's hot and salty. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.
Ooh.
Yeah, hold on now.
There we go. The blows away.
So that.
Whoa, there.
That right?
The driver.
I love pineapple juice.
But that right there. That right there.
We have a budget. Oh, he's a stealthy point. Oh, you could think you could think it
All right, do I spend a mind?
What do this one do this one right there all right there
Oh, yeah, we do those we'll get the big ones
So this bad boy and over there, but it's right here, then we ride
You boys ready to rubble?
Almost.
Teenage on.
We're gonna go ride?
Yeah, what are you about this?
You're at this place?
Is this spot?
Um, I'm in my inventory.
One moment.
Ah, you like it?
You like it?
Just go ahead and ready up.
Okay.
You'll love it.
I imagine we're going back to the hurricane?
You'll love it.
Trust me, you'll love it.
You'll love it.
Just hit that ready button.
Oh, I'm actually in the toilet, thank you.
I said good things, chief.
In this world where you can convince him for dino's drag, I don't think Nick Merckx is playing dino's mouth.
I don't think he's playing dino's.
He's got some weird dino-phobia.
Dino prejudice.
I don't know what he's up to.
I don't know what he's up to.
Wait, you just got your food?
Well, he's 30K.
It's a working progress, you dickheads!
That was $39 just an hour ago.
I'm not down.
That is a 1,000X increase, pal.
1,000X.
I'm Warren Buffett in space, you pussy.
Get in it.
I'm on the rise.
That's another great game. We'll probably do that another day. Dino races, I know, I know.
Mr. Nick Murch, is there any world where you play Dino game or you just straight up Dino
racists here on out
it's an answer that question guess that answers that question you got a bigot you
got a dino bigot over here mmm 100% 100% 150%
would you play as you probably played the Herrera most likely you strike me as
It's a hererotype, gentlemen.
Why is the desk off? There's no point. What do you mean?
You know, have you fully grown in that game? Like, reached the end?
Uh, no. No, I have not.
I cheated and got to fully grown.
But not regular. Now, let's ride!
I
Should fuck it fuck yeah, oh the V boys, oh the V boys
Where do you write you know?
That's much much only down to that the exact place I think so there might be an escalator
Oh my gosh, where oh my god, they're right here
No, I got one
He's got me
Oh
Nice shot to miss infinite nice
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
Wait, I'm gonna kill themselves. Oh
Oh, okay, I got a peeping car
How many clinkers are there?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Guys, there's another team and I've heard of them.
I don't.
He can't go to bed.
Oh.
We've got to get out of here.
We've got to get out of here now.
Run!
Come on, come on, come on.
Go, go, go!
Nice.
I need defense, I need defense.
There's one down there!
There's another voice!
I'm going in!
Oh I forgot to hit E.
Shit.
Oh
Good look with that boys. I've done all I can do only sick ever mind. I think I could do more
little bit of it
oh my god
fuck you fuck you die
fuck you die fuck you die you bastard
yeah yeah
this guy's pointy but you were fighting down on the fucking extract
excellent work boys excellent work
Oh, they were all dumb and poor.
Everybody was dumb and poor.
I cannot believe we are alive.
I have no idea.
Thank God, those guys were using pocket-lit and slingshots to kill us.
We would have died immediately if they had more than six and a half dollars to their name.
Oh, two spinners up here by the way. Two spinners. You can't vote.
What about the bodies in the L there? We lose those guys?
You said they had pocket lint.
Well, no, the second team had pocket lint. What about the first team?
Oh the hell are these guys?
Wait they're terrible!
Oh my god we got it.
See ya later spinky.
Oh we got some pocket lantern toys.
Oh there's a square word.
I've got to be two bags of my stitcher to this thing and it's not nothing.
Got it!
You're doing great sweetie.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Working hard.
Working hard to please you.
Everybody is fucking homeless!
The whole donut, eh, babe?
Weed to World Animal, boys.
Weed to World Animal.
Oh, here's a little something, something what we got here.
What do we have here?
A few days ago.
All right.
Two assemblies.
Follow me, crew.
these delicate is super popular
you have any
how
come come come
as i say we did
back and go straight to medical research we were sick
exactly exactly quick reach around
you've watched kung fu pandemiths and it makes holy shit oh dad to get it I
I love those movies. I love those movies. Those are great movies.
Okay, that was the perfect voice I've ever heard in my entire life.
I used to do that when I was 10 feet deep.
Oh shit, Squidward!
Oh no, wait!
Get away from me, Squidward!
Oh, I'm not getting away.
Oh shit, Squidward!
Oh no, wait!
Get away from me, Squidward!
Get away from me!
Oh, I'm not getting away.
Help!
Shit.
Squidward, why are you...
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'm dead. The Squidward Warrior got me. I need some assistance, I need some assistance.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I think I'm actually... I'm...
Oh my gosh.
I... I can use your mouth.
Yeah, yeah.
I could do...
I can use a little bit of a cheap change. I'm coming to me cheeks. Thank you. Good chair. Thank you. Good chair
Perfect perfect all things are 22
Oh my god, Squidward is about to whip out his long veiny girthy penis and laid on my mouth
Oh my god.
Fuck yourself.
Four Squidwards!
I got another one left!
One left boys, one left!
Oh my god, you pushed my enemy!
You take that shoot!
Shit!
No please!
Thank you chair, thank you chair.
Thank you chair is what I got here.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
Let me finish.
Thank you, thank you good chair, thank you good chair.
Are you eating a chicken nugget right now?
Yes I am.
Oh yeah.
Are you eating chicken nugget right now?
Oh yeah.
Is chicken nugget?
Is chicken nugget right?
That's a good idea actually.
Dragon Warrior!
Dragon Warrior?
The Dragon Warrior!
The Dragon Warrior!
Oh shit!
It's the Dragon Warrior!
Help!
Help!
Oh shit!
Please help me please!
Oh god!
Retreat!
All bag!
I'm on ammo!
Nick Mcicks, help me!
Our child blaze!
What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh!
Where is he?
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
He's gone!
I will find the ancient scroll of good warden.
I'm still alive. I'm still alive.
I'm here. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. They're so alive. They come back. You're a good man.
put my hands on you
BLOCK IN IT
BLOCK IN!
What would Microsoft Chief do in a time like this?
I'm a fucking shell prod, just not getting too p****ed
I can't believe it!
Please don't cry.
I'm gonna kill you.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I'm gonna get out of here!
I don't have time!
I don't have time!
It's nighttime, please!
Please don't leave!
I'm sorry.
We have to go straight to the exit boys, immediately, immediately!
Oh my shills broken, I'm gonna get you for Cooper!
Alright!
Oh, Bumby!
Bumby!
As you go back and you kill those like nine guys, we think...
Calm down.
Let's do it, let's do it.
oh that should turn me out bro
oh my god
you are so retarded
i was going to defeat thailong
oh
thailong
thailong
you are not the true dragon warrior
oh shit
fuck man
where'd they go
Oh shit.
Where'd they go?
They were speaking Russian.
I don't know where they were.
Oh my god!
Ahhhh!
What a good man.
Oh!
Okay.
Go on, go on!
Oh you're red, you're red.
I'm redone him, I think I redone him.
Okay.
GO!
OOOOOOOOP!
OOOOOOOOP!
What?
What the fuck is this?
OOOOOOOOP!
Look at the computer!
Oh no no no!
Dammit!
Dammit!
We almost made it.
We almost made it, boys.
I don't know.
We'll catch him on the 50.
Alright, we're stuck with you.
You know, wasn't it to beat the Dragon Warrior?
Oh, man.
I must look inward.
Oh fuck, man.
Oh, that was not worth it.
Oh, man.
Oh, no way they had a bobcat to it.
We showed you it.
That's crazy.
That's well-kept on.
It's okay.
That's your body.
Oh, fuck dude.
No.
Yo, I'm, hey, I'm, I'm, I'm spent.
We're out, we're out, we're out.
Yeah, yes, Ray.
I'll bring your renegade back, you know, don't you worry.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh man.
I, I mean, the afterlife.
Alright, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, let's get, let's get out of this wretched ray.
There's too many, too many fools and they're all poor, they're all homeless.
There's no benefit to killing any of them. Let's go. Let's just go there
Yeah, but she'll I'm up when she was broken, bro. Take it take a green
But which one is that oh
That's the metro one the actual fuck is this fit
on the nugget bro you're this mad I'm dripping try me and give you a nugget you
can choke on oh shit oh my goodness oh goodness
he's practicing he's practicing what's good that can be range oh shit
You guys win the circle.
There's another team of buggy guys. Oh yeah.
This is an evo-peta, you jackass!
This is SRAL!
SRAL, Peter, and I've been leaving it on for the whole day because it's new.
I've got two more ones coming too.
Two more new ones, and I'm cooking up maybe a third one too.
Right above me
Can I get mod to impress my discord kitty?
Um, come on come on come on. Not today not today. I'm not
Get to find another way to it
Pressure discord kitty. I'd be getting by another way
Excellent rain! What excellent rain!
Oh, I'm sorry that I'm going to take this all in.
You have my ready, Gabe?
Yes, I do. Thank you. Thank you.
What about my skit, Jack?
Um...
That's okay, you can just give me the Bobcat.
I don't have it.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Good man, good man, good man, good man.
And in return, I will give you...
Mm-hmm.
my best wishes for you to flourish and have some great rage thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you
you get some ammunition wide-noven voice there's something something for Mr.
chicken
Because I'm on a pee for the sixth time in the last six hours am I gonna die
I have to rank about 96 ounces of water in the last six hours, but I still don't know I don't think that equates to 6 p.m
Diabetes
What the fuck was that?
You're a fine nurse here.
I just got told by somebody pretending to be a nurse that I'm good at.
I should be good at that, I should be good at that.
You got a stone?
why the kidneys tell him just like feel it see if I like it Jesus Jesus ain't gonna
save you here just you and me just you and me buddy
just you and me keep myself here keep myself here
hmm hmm I'm telling ya listen I think I might have said this before but I bet
you one out of one thousand guys who pass a kidney stone I bet you one of them
likes it and discovers a whole new world for him I I think I've said that
before I think I've said that before and I stand by the way about it people stick
stuff down their junk all the time you know that it's like a thing like you
know how you like me yeah you know how you like your foot foot freak you know
yeah yeah there's some people that they like instead of a foot freak I'm a
foot guy oh yeah it's different foot guy or a normal foot guy um yeah of course but
yeah so you know your foot freak so some people like stuff and sit down the
junk yeah yeah yeah I'm seeing by one in a thousand they probably come out of
That experience happy
She'll be shit down there pee hold I'm
Wow
I see you saw it recently on killing
Yeah, that's wrong thinking that's wrong thinking that's wrong thinking
It's called sounding well, there's the one in 1000
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Sound you make when it fucking
happens. Yeah.
Holy shit.
I'm trying to figure out how to
afford to get this right when
you're playing.
Well, I'm trying to figure out how to afford to get this raid.
One second, I can give you shields if you need.
I just spent all my money on shields.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
I got 10.
I have $5,000.
Get some fit and offer me chicken.
OK, let's ride.
Wait, I need to prepare my shield.
One second.
I think God's deals are so cheap.
Okay, I'm good, I'm good.
Are we gonna ride here?
You little chill viper.
Tell the shit-ass Toros.
Oh, Mr. Patriot, Mr. Captain,
my most important question was good, man, good, ah, man?
Hey, Mr. Hardy, my most important question
was good, man, good, ah, man?
Thank you, mom. What do you mean?
See pockets, the other five, she'll be charging really.
Oh, put it in there. Oh, gosh, gosh, okay.
Gotcha. Okay. Let me sense. Let me sense. Let me sense. Okay.
All right. All right. Okay. Okay.
I
Need a piece you come into the EO with an object stuck in his urethra. Yeah, that's one of those guys at time
But it's one of those guys you like you should do my taxes
This is all right
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
you got me you got me okay that's fine thank you good shit of course we supposed to make
works out
But it'd be a better than after all fear to eat me soon more do I love marathon I
So we paid on shoes a lot of you guys are liking I like this play games and we all like
I know a lot of you guys love Marathon, but a lot of it on the launch, launch portion you guys shot. I've done a couple pulls. I've done a couple pulls boys. I've done a couple pulls in the discord. It did not look good. Not look good.
Lotta lot of them in London. Oh, it's not enough to make the majority
We're lucky
No, we got it. No, this guy's not a fucking green shield man. We got to bring them blue shields
We got to bring them like I'll bring
Pussy blue sealed handout, buddy. Let's take care. Let's treat you nice. Thank you shopping. Come on
We get ready to get you.
We'll see you, you know.
Yeah.
For me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
For me?
The only thing you got to do for me, though, is I want you to paint your
pants in the back.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
I can do that for you.
You can paint your doughnuts for me.
I can do that for you.
You got pretty white skin, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
All to the scene.
I'm
I might actually written in my notes on my phone. I might I might I could swear under a song of the day
I might I might I might I might we've got me got me. Oh
What about what I got a feeling
Woo!
But tonight is gonna be a good night!
But tonight is gonna be a good night!
But tonight is gonna be a good night!
I got a feeling!
Woo!
Right left!
Say that!
I'm going in!
You're down, you're down, you're down.
We're minus, we're minus.
Take that, Hooligan, take that, Hooligan, take that,
Hooligan, take that, Hooligan, take that, Hooligan.
God, shit.
Oh, shit.
I don't see that song.
I don't know.
Because, no, wait, shit, wait, David,
I already got the second song.
What was the second song?
No, no, no, the second song, the second song.
Oh, he said, nine's gonna be a good nine.
We're jamming right after this raid.
Oh, team, team, team, down here.
Turn it up.
Turn it up, turn it up!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Turn it up, turn it up!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Do it again, let's do it!
Let's do it, let's do it!
Let's do it again!
Hell yeah!
Ah, no B-boys.
Ah, no B-boys.
Back!
Nice!
Nice.
OH MY GOD!
Oh shit.
I'M IN HELL!
Oh, I was walking through here.
OH MY GOD!
It's okay, just walk it on back there, big pea.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I don't think you should think of that.
I got you.
I think you should think of you.
You doing great Nick?
Yeah.
You should be pushing.
No, no, no.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Get to motion.
Please hand snap when we help with the help mark.
I mean a whiskey on the rocks warm
oh my god we made it out of that one good shit
Holy shit.
What the hell am I?
Nice safe, thanks, dude.
Let me mine up real quick.
That's when we go push those guys.
What do you boys think?
Oh, there was a rocketeer.
Charge!
Charge on the shit.
I
That is not a role this since
I'll see if they ran the night in my house hmm. I'll be the judge of that
They ran
We think of
Oh
Where some of the muzzle smoke on the roof right there
Peek at yeah, yeah, yeah, let's look down like the lesser
Yeah
On my wall my wall
We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We need to infinite coming at the same time come on come come come come
They're thinking he made sitting in the corner right next to the wall. You'll never see it coming
Goddammit.
Take them all down.
I'm on a bus.
Don't you worry.
Yeah.
Don't you worry, Bucks.
There's got to be an S.
Lock it in.
I missed!
I'm going in!
No, that didn't work.
Shoot it.
Oh, yeah, you like that idea we actually push through suck it off. I can smoke out
What go on with that
We kind of
judge oh
That was too skinny
We win we win
Oh
Shit
Thank you to Mamo some heels we already had that idea buddy
You're late
Let's focus on the mission
I'm just meant to be the wall is I'm gonna push I'm gonna push you guys on me
No, fuck you fuck you you're not going anywhere buddy. You're not going anywhere
Nice
Who's in the hallway?
No, I dropped uh, I dropped the....
Out of the house.
Oh, really?
Oh, get out of here you little scamper!
Get outta here!
Hey, hey, hey.
I dropped some horrible stuff, wait a minute.
Get outta here you little scamper!
I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm gonna drop, I'm gonna drop all you guys, my loot and all you gotta do is...
I'm guarding you! I'm guarding you!
Don't let him shoot you!
Don't let him shoot you!
I would love to hash.
I'm playing with infinite and a short guy.
Yeah, yeah, with the patch of beard.
No, no, no, no.
Show some corners, Adam.
You'll dance.
I throw, I jump, the hobbit, twist this to my,
it's a mirror.
Ah.
Ah.
Mr. Nick makes.
Here he comes, here he comes.
There's the snap hook.
He's there dropping all the way.
He's looking for the snap hook that he dropped.
See, see, see, I'm a normal guy, and actually, you know,
I don't like feet, you know, so I'm like, hey,
I'm a free-action guy.
I'm on your same wavelength.
I'm on your same wave like...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alright
God speed! God feature!
Oh no, damn!
Damn!
You think you got him?
I'm pretty sure I saw him twitch.
I think he might be dead.
Here we go
Here we go
Here we go
Alright, he should be good. He should be good.
Alright.
Shit.
Just make sure.
Better safe than sorry.
That was a fine man.
Oh, sevens in the top, that five man voice.
Where we going next?
Time to leave.
Follow me, dude.
We out in. We bring you
two super juicer guns and a blue shield.
I could go down there. I could turn.
And as soon as we leave get actually guys load it up load it right now was a play
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
it's..
I see food master seafood where has the second one of your gun
I long hold time
Long you are not the second one here
Mr. Paul
Damn Nick
How could that happen to you?
You're too dad lips bro.
I don't mean to.
You're too dad lips.
You're Peter.
That's all baby.
Oh shit.
I forgot to get into me.
Thanks for my voice.
I mean whiskey on the rocks.
You guys got me while I get a whiskey on the rocks.
It'll take like 10 seconds.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay, I'm gonna sprint out there.
Oh, no.
It's not a guy.
It's a robot.
Hmm.
Oh, won't you move?
On the...
Okay, it's kind of weird because there's a roundabout for the night.
Oh, fuck!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Hell just happened who's a team I hear there's a team
Where
Where is he?
I don't know where he is.
I'm not going to get out of this.
Kill one.
Kill two.
The last one was weak.
Look at them.
I did nothing.
I did nothing.
Nice.
He's good.
He's on the hill.
There's rice.
Kill all your boys.
Watch your mouth, watch your mouth!
Oh Jesus!
Got him!
Oh, get inside now!
Run! Go, go, go, go!
Oh my!
You got steps to the right, come here.
I'm stepping up, I'm stepping up!
Yeah!
We got to play down there.
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Oh, guys, you don't let me know let me
We're like down here be keep you drop drop me drop me just stop stop stop
Not getting shit we go up we go up like
Oh my I
I didn't have this
Sure sure sure
Sure
I'm reaching bro. Yeah
Sure before you kill me before you kill me. I hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on wait
Okay, no guys. I'm dead. I died
Hi to be fair. You have any chances. I felt robust. I
felt intrinsic I felt
Flourish and determined and because of those things I died
I
Like I was one
Get that fucking bomb, Kat.
Yeah, we're out, we're out, we're out.
Oh, they're fucking right there, hold up.
You guys have it.
We're good.
You guys have it?
Why is that clip called Free Fallen
for the true lead? That should be Free Fallen
for the whiskey on the rocks, pal.
That should be Free Fallen for the whiskey
on the rocks.
Hmm.
We just did one price
Oh, Mr. Steve, I will find some one good man. Good. Oh, man
Mr. Curlham, I'm gonna see some one good man. Good. Oh, man
Yeah, yeah, I run a game, right? Hmm the time black IDs. I'm telling you I've never heard that one
Well, maybe I have I don't know. I really saw his my name. She's on the bottom. I might have got to know
Mm-hmm
We should we should hop down and loot the rocks and then and I got a way out. Yeah
Mr. Fiery demise, I don't know if I can read that on stream but
That last one is hilarious good sir God speed that's me to think you can check. Oh, they should be
I don't know exactly what that is
I don't know if I can be down the street.
Yeah, I'm on here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Godspeed, good sir, Godspeed, good sir.
I'll cut you over here, too.
Come on over.
Huh?
Steel, reserve, it's alcohol, maybe I don't know what that is.
Who's that?
You don't want to.
Have you ever had those death waters, water death,
liquid deaths?
Turn over here.
What is that?
What is that?
Why is that so popular?
What is that thing?
Is that just water in there?
I'm kidding, man.
The all calm it all south so what there's a lot of water, okay? I'm gonna say if it's just regular one in a camp
That's what I'm any sense
Whoa sugar
Why is it 80 sugar at all?
But you have to put sugar there for something to be carbonated. Is that how that works?
Yes, you have to have sugar in something for to be carbonated
Are we out I got those two to get the third. No
I'm asking
There's a pretty
I doubt everybody knows that.
Luke, do we need that?
Don't you CO2?
I'll try to look at that.
I'll try to look at that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm falling.
I'm four killed, too.
You might be calling.
Is it all just marketing?
Yeah, dude, I was thinking the same thing.
I know what they're trying to do.
Right? With liquid debt.
Like, they thought of what the least...
thing you can think of.
Like the least desirable drink you can think of, liquid death.
And they put it on the market.
You're like a big show.
And come on, because who the hell is drinking liquid death?
It's the sound of it.
You know what I'm talking about?
I was thinking, what if you did the same thing?
Hold up, Billy.
All right.
You're right here.
Billy, I like the idea.
What if you do the same thing with food?
Like you open up a store that's called Diarrhea Cafe or, or, or.
Give me a sec.
Or shit-boop cab bag.
Or something like that.
You want to come out?
Do the exact opposite, but with food.
That's a billion dollar idea.
That's a billion dollar idea right there.
Mm-hmm.
That's a billion dollar idea.
I just gave it to you for free.
That one's on the house.
That one's on the house, boys.
That one, yeah.
Shit burger.
That can be one.
Yeah, shit-a burger.
Trash dogs.
Exactly, exactly.
You were like top right
Ass rod talk about yeah, yeah, but they don't name it dad
Go in the marketing
Oh
I
Blast
Well, hold on. I'm gonna tune in right here. She's the cookin
You win son
one
okay
good enough
hmm
it's a mid-side
that's a way
over there, Nick, I don't do them
use it to click BOO-OH
you good?
what are these kids doing, bro?
I don't know
what the fuck is that?
it's a free kit?
I got my gun, Bob.
The infinite is pretty good.
Fuck off.
Yeah, if you pay talk about all, I'll pay talk about a long time.
Let me tell you, boys, that it's still there.
That it's still there.
I'm sure it would go away immediately once I've played,
but that it's still there, boys.
That's a good game.
That's a good game.
Would you be keeping up on the things?
Because you're slinging?
That's not right.
What's the Latino and 25 is one good lady, good lady!
Thank you, good lady, thank you, good lady.
Very kind of you, good lady.
And then, oh man, my bungee, one good man, good, oh man.
You keep talking, I was there.
Good one, guys, good one!
Yo!
Hey, don't bring goods, we got Bobby and Renny.
Okay, Bobby and you recover the entire piece
Yes, go ahead. Do you have a pink augment? You do right? Yes. I've got plenty of pink augments upwards of nine
Guys blue shield and I got perfect. You know what actually do you think you could bring me a hundred and sixty medium ammo and three
socks of light
Yes, I can actually buy got it. You gonna be ten bandages and ten is gonna be charges
You and Neo fucking
That'd be like a pelican
But I had no loot
So we need to feed him
We need to feed him
I got the shield
Yeah, I'll bring the pink almond
Leave that to me guys
I got the light ammo
I got his bobcat
Alright, there you are
I got him
He goes in the column
Lethals
Oh, it's teammates. Yeah, I'm simmying down your slide, Pa. I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, I ain't got none of those neither. I ain't had, I don't have shit. I have nothing. I have nothing in that one.
I got your fed. Okay. Thanks, dude.
I got to replace everything and everyone.
Your shield chargers. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
You need herbies? I can use some herbies. I can use some herbies. I got your herbies.
I
Was just whiskey on the rocks is really good black cherry lemonade
Yeah, guys listen, I know through leaves and white claws, all right
Okay, I get it. Okay. I mean you gotta kind of wear a
fancy sweater while you're drinking them and
if you're pinky up but I like it a little bit okay I like it all right I'll
be the first to say I like them they're cool they're cool
I was just saying, we go right here.
Am I bringing a blue shirt too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got shield, I got.
Tell you're ready to go.
Yeah, she didn't notice the first one, that's why I thought she might not notice the second one.
You're on the truly high, boys.
You're on the truly high.
I'm gonna keep taking two weeks until she says something I
Can't fucking make it right up, okay?
She's not real she is real she is real
Only 280 stash on second X well, I even I if you one more upgrade my stash
E24.
You play Castle Crashers on Steam? Guys, I'm not good at Lighty Boys.
I went back and played Castle Crashers, and although I remember it fondly,
I don't know.
wasn't I don't know I think it's more
nostalgia you know my boys I don't know I
remembered it very fondly yeah I yeah go
back and try and play it again guys it's
mostly nostalgia it's mostly the sound
Let's RIDE!
hours in the first day we played this game that's true we did and we knew it
you know we knew it all of you tell off cuz I had like a headache
anymore follow me boys
Where's this team bro?
I don't know.
We should be right on our left.
Right on our left.
We're not going to be in that village.
In the village.
Lepre's Alpha pose.
You're gonna cause a lot of stuff.
Okay.
You're down there.
Fuck Nick Merckx.
He owes my friend Merckx he never said.
Fucking liar.
I'm gonna shoot that guy.
Fucking liar.
You don't want his trash anyway buddy.
He never said that.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I should beat myself.
fucking good. I don't know what you do, Nickmicks, but I make my shit bass quality. It's actually
still bass. It's actually bass. Like some of you pick up at this to one.
The barrel is like, like it's cool. You know, you'll do it and you won't do it, but like
Such a fucking headache man.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This is my experience.
I can't read that. I can't read that too.
Oh.
Hmm.
There's too much going on with the barrel.
Dick Verks is just stupid.
Okay, that's a, that's a theory, that's a theory.
All right, lock it in boys, lock it in.
Lock it in boys.
Oh, lock it in boys, lock it in.
Lock it in boys.
When?
All of that time?
I don't know man.
Alright, in front of you Nick.
Yeah!
Watch out, watch out left side.
The team's in, the team's in.
I got too much, too much, too much.
Oh I have to leave this, I have to leave this.
Oh shit
Two more teams two more teams
I mean the right
We go they're all left over here. It's much much like a long-haul area. Oh deans. Oh
My I think there's two teams in one by the elephant is around there
They're showing up in the left here Nick had long-haul blocked off so they're stuck in through
I
Blocked us right there off and all you got
You ain't said
There's so many walls back there
I should just break those walls is just shoot up
I
Let me get it, let me get it, I can do it.
I'm on.
I'm breaking the wall, breaking the wall.
Wait, is that their wall?
Yes, yes, yes, last time.
He's weak, he was weak, he was broke.
Got him, got him, got him!
Got ya!
One in front.
Nice, knock.
Oh, one more!
Right side right side, okay?
Hey, watch watch watch watch!
Push him back, push him back right.
Hey, uh...
I got you, Moj!
Yeah!
Oh!
Beautiful.
I think we have something this night.
The latest...
...thing game...
...thing-o-vated-oo.
A-do-vated-oo?
Ooo.
Oh, a volcano full with the war.
Yeah, yeah...
Yeah...
Come on, baby.
That's the juice right there.
Closing the door.
That's nice.
That's nice.
You're gonna drop the volcano.
Hey, no!
Okay, that was your only chance.
You can try sucking me.
Okay, that was your only chance.
You blew it.
a little bit of goop
a little bit of goop
All right, let's kill this team on the elevator boys
Nick works goes down is a little die he's holding a pumpkin at the stage
Look at it. What's looking got to give you got to do some fair business
I
Want to do that
Where'd they go?
I went back out. You're fine. They're side parts up here
I doubt it. I bet you they're over yonder
looking
Hey, be serious. You can be up.
No, you can be up. You're perhaps impugned.
Never really looked at that, but Nick makes really doesn't have a neck
No neck marks
You okay worry, I got a congenial plan
Buried under their favorite she's so much neck fat. They're killing that motherfucker
That's where we go up the elevators.
I'm pretty sure they are there.
Come on, Mech-Megs.
Let's ride.
He's going.
John!
I think that volcano up here fucking can't.
Ooh, there he is!
Got one.
Nice.
I'm dead.
Sir, the guy's just going to thirst me immediately.
They got me.
No, he won't.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Sir, the guy's just going to thirst me immediately.
Thank God, thank God.
No, he won't.
Thank you, good day.
Thank you, good day.
Come on, the airport, please.
Hey.
You know something, something.
You were vastly underprepared for this coming up.
Get that right there.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Put that right there.
We are killing it tonight. We can't be stopped
Or I was here. That's the answer. Don't you worry about it? Don't you worry buddy?
Yeah, I'm changing his name neck marks from now on
Your neck, Max. That's who you are now. This is who I am. This is who you are.
Infinite's that guy.
Okay, I'm changing your name to the over cooked cashew.
Okay. All right. Okay. All right, pal.
Peanut.
Okay. I'll show you a peanut.
You're a cashew.
I'll show you a peanut, buddy.
You made a fucking peanut.
You show me Peter. Yeah, I'll show you Peter. I'll see you buddy. You're in a mean a dark alley
Yeah, Jenna's closet. I'll say your peanut
Was she that one you might be over I
Think we won the day. Hey, we're good. I got a hundred forty-four thousand. We're gonna go
I'm down a step. Oh
Yeah, it's it
Oh
That's right
Peanut coming up here
Oh shit
What I said peanut Nick get away bro already scammed me today. What you got what you got? Oh
Thank you good. Yeah. Thank you. Good. Yeah
back
Whee! What do you think? What do you think? I got a bobcat.
Get that a bobcat. There was two bobcats? Why don't you tell me that?
It's been very helpful to listen.
Dick! Did you hear I sold my bobcats today?
Motherfuckers. Don't you worry boys, I'll handle this whole again.
Yeah! Oh shit.
Oh my god, perfect landing! Yeah!
Oh shit!
To the hand!
To the hand!
There you go.
Thank you good chair, thank you good chair.
You got that bobcat from your teeth.
Bobcat gun.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Got that bobcat from your teeth.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You give me that bobcat already!
Oh my god.
There we go. Now I can't do it no more.
Give me that bobcat right now!
I can't see my time.
Nickworks, quickly! There's the team coming!
Come with me! Give me the bobcat!
There's no time!
What is this greed?
This is greed!
Good luck, dude!
It's pride!
Come on, Mr. Birx.
Go ahead and hand it over.
Nobody has to get hurt.
Oh, one has to get hurt.
Go ahead and hand it over.
Mr. Birx, there's 42 seconds until automatic closure.
Closer
Smurfs give me the Bobcat at once and no one will get hurt
Your bitch give me the Bobcat
25 seconds until automatic closure
18 seconds until automatic closure
closer. Mr. Merckx, Mr. Merckx, if you leave here with that Bobcat, there will be dire consequences.
Unforeseen to you, unbeknownst. Five seconds, Mr. Merckx.
Well, he's a dirty thief. He's a dirty thief in a jeep. That's too Bobcat, she's
something. Excellent, right? Excellent, right? Don't you worry. We'll get him
We'll get it back, Miss Infinite.
We will get it back.
They will be helped by Keyboard Pay in the price of ten bomb gats.
May, a hundred bomb gats.
This is a new business.
You should get one with Gold Stock.
You should get one with Gold Stock, boys.
Go ahead and put these bad boys away.
They're short by group one, but with boys.
Sissy boy.
would you happen to have 10? Oh wait actually nevermind I got them. There we go, there we
go. That should do just fine. That should do just fine. That should do just fine. Don't
you worry Mr. Merckx. I've got something for you, Chief. I've got something for you,
Chief. Don't you worry. Don't you worry big man. Everything will come to a conclusion.
Get a quick green shield one of the boys one moment. That's not checkers, mr. P
Yeah, okay, I don't even think you legitimately know how to play chess in real life
Okay, what moves can the horse make?
One two three right one two three left
All right, okay, how does it help any which way? Okay? All right, okay, which well I
I would fucking kill you with Jeff.
No, you would.
No, you would not.
You're ready.
You let me know for the test check.
Buddy, I would murder you in chess any day of the week.
Any day of the week.
Dr. Lupo that shit, you ain't touching me in no fucking day.
I've talked Dr. Lupo everything he knows about cheating in a charity test tournament.
I've talked about cheat, buddy.
Who do you think helped Dr. Lupo cheat?
Who do you think helped and bred farm steal from that charity buddy?
Me!
Me!
I could have done it without me!
I already know he's bringing in 10 Blaze Maids.
I'm coming in a free kit.
There you are.
I'll bring in 10 more the next game.
Yes, my fucking hip.
Alright, let's ride!
Destroy your chest.
I'm in bed.
Test game right now?
Right now?
Hey, but.
I'm good.
We'll do another time.
We'll do another time.
We'll do another time.
We'll do another time.
You know what?
I want this.
I want this.
In an hour and 18 minutes,
we'll settle it on the Liars Bar table.
What's that?
No.
In an hour and 18 minutes,
I am in bed.
No, you are not.
You are in it for the night,
buddy.
Do not try to pull that switch.
In an hour and 18,
I'm in bed.
No, no, you're not.
No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.
You are stayed up all night, chief. This is all mine.
We just saying I got to feed it.
It's a nice going to be a good night.
You can go to bed an hour and a half after you sing that.
There's a time limit. I didn't know that.
Yes, there is a time limit. There's a time limit.
It's Thursday.
24 hour. You're ripping a quick 24 hour stream.
A little 24 hour ski. Come on.
That's easy, bro. That's easy, bro.
You're ripping a 24 hour ski?
No, you're not.
I'll get the mini narrow. Have you even done one yet?
Yes, come on rookie
Okay, bro. Come on rookie
Come on, how long have you been sitting with me?
Dude, I'm sure it's 2010. Oh, I'm talking about the time today. You an idiot. Oh
15 hours
That's a halfway point
You got that easy
You're on all night, buddy
Where did your neck go?
That's the question.
I look at this little picture of the discord thing and it's just an egg sitting on a pear
shoulder.
I mean holy crap, holy crap, I mean you just gave it away, you just gave it away.
uh, mhmmm
mhmmm
you don't be the gym, Pete, you don't be the gym
you got no muscles on you like that, man, you little man
just
you keep working out, your head's gonna recend into your chest
you look like one of them snapping turtles
I don't know what happened
now let's
ride
You
Was gonna carry the boats who don't carry the logs
That's right.
Follow me boys.
Follow me boys.
Hope little pigs can ride.
Fresh new rain boys.
That's positive.
Opportunity.
Opportunities are endless.
Boundless.
I'm not looking at you, don't I?
That's okay.
proud
dick mix i bet you don't even know what was on the dragon warrior scroll
what was it
nothing but amirah
amirah and why is that mrs nick mix
Because he was the Dragon Warrior all along!
Holy shit!
I'd suck a homeless man for a dumpling right now!
Looks so good in that movie.
Every time I watch it, I was like, shit!
God damn!
That duck can cook!
Yeah, Poe.
Who's father? Who's father the Goose?
I don't know what was going on there.
Yo, he knows he's coming full panel. Yes sir I do. Yes sir I do.
Follow me boy. Stop watching after the feed talk.
I didn't watch the news one. Yeah, I don't know what's going on
with all that. How many are there?
like five five I think the peacock one was the last one I watched is that the
latest one no he said no
there was a hippo who's a hippo some oh yeah there was a hippo there was a rhino
rhino rhino mm-hmm I could go somewhere so I think it goes leopard rhino peacock
I think it's the only movies they've ever made. I think it's three.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's everybody at?
I don't know.
Oh, there's four?
Oh, the ox. There's also an ox.
The ox.
You're gonna run out of guys.
How many more guys are there?
How's there so many hops?
There's shits.
We want guys are there the animal kingdom is there any more guys you can do
I do the hippo, I didn't do the hippo and the hippos were the guardians for the rhino
The guardians
Now I tell you got to pick a new guy. I gotta read up on my lower. Oh shit. Oh
Uh, there's gotta be a, there's, hold on, let me think, can't do a tiger, cause that's
Tigris.
Honestly, I think you can do anything, cause they even have a praying mantis, that guy
is tiny.
They can do a grasshopper or something.
Snake, snake, no there's already a snake, there's already a snake, there's already
a praying mantis.
You can do, let me think, what about a whale, do you have a water creature, I don't
have legs.
Oh
I want knocked
left side knocked
my man my man my man
fuck it in boys
left side not gonna get rest
ok
no he's not gonna rest not gonna rest
keep it up keep it up keep it up
behind the jenny behind the jenny
ok here
that did nothing
oh shit that's a maid
really weak really weak
there's one there's one
I'm going in
oh nice shot
This guy is probably pissed.
This guy is probably pissed.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Did it hurt?
Yeah, that was a bit of that.
That was a bit of that.
Get his ass.
Get him boys.
You want some of this, pal?
You want some of this, buddy?
And that's right.
Keep on riding.
Keep it moving, pal.
That's right. Keep it running. Keep it moving, pal.
I don't see anymore.
I hear I have to run inside or something.
He's gonna be inside this door.
I need some fendt.
This is my last one.
I'm gonna go myself.
Hey, hey, hey. Sir?
Is that him?
Yeah.
So, right?
Who's the down guy?
I don't know, sir.
Ride by!
I need some fendt.
Ride by!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill for the third one go
Nobody has it damn it bro. I'm each and I'm each in
You play me something that
This guy go
Uh, that's, this might be that guy.
Oh, guys, he's shot to the southwest.
We'll see if I can find some more friends real quick.
Let's have sex with him.
Oh, he's shooting.
He's shooting.
Hey!
Go, go, go!
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Poof.
I hear it.
I hear it.
They called the extract.
I hear the Asian lady.
They come over where you got to.
You judge your judge?
What's good being a
Here we go
It'll something so all these guys are dumb and poor guys dominant poor I repeat no more
Got a one and a cancer. I mean this guy has two Pharaoh ones
He was sacking and packing.
Sheesh!
Oh, you fucking...
You guys need anything good?
Back to the castle.
I mean, we just leave.
Why is it me so pornidine?
I haven't seen one rich guy.
Who's other rich sexy people at?
You know what we have to do?
What?
You know what we must do, man.
I know we don't want to do it
do it but we gotta do it. You about turning the tech off? Yeah. Okay, gotcha. Okay, okay.
Come on, they got me. I'm just getting in. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
You just... Get over here. Get over here. Get over here. Get over here. Get over here.
Fatty. Come, come, come. Coming. Oh, what? Oh, he...
We didn't see anyone in that raid.
That was a dead raid.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
I think I smell like shit.
Dude, I smell like shit.
I got a creative fucking pile in my chair, bro.
Holy crap, congratulations.
Jesus.
I'll pay you $7 for a bag of your wet fart.
I'm sold, I'm sold, holy shit, put it on the market, put it on the market, put it on the
market.
Alright, okay, alright.
Don't, no, don't announce.
Are you sure I shouldn't announce?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, we're about to, we're about to turn it up a notch, we're all about
to turn it up a notch.
I don't know it out. Are you sure it's an announce? No, no, no. Wait, we're about to, we're about to turn it up a notch. We all about to turn it up a notch.
It's all for the day. We're gonna turn it up. About to be a little wacky, a little crazy.
Here we go.
So, okay, let's ride.
I'm gonna go right here.
I'm doing the Hoosie Doosie that you suggested.
I just want you to know this was Nick Mooks's plan, okay?
This is his plan, this is a stupid plan.
What's the outfit? I'm shrouded, I'm shrouded.
I'm feeling thick as fuck right now. Sheesh, conurgulations.
Do you search containers? Can you just get to it next to each?
I know, I know, I know. I'm trying to look...
I'm trying to kill as many people as I can.
That's all I want is murder and money.
You packing seats?
Two, three centimeters?
You would be impressed, you would be impressed.
You get the jacket?
No, I didn't get the jacket.
They tailored it for Shroud, and he's five eight.
Oh hey, you know what, Nick Merckx?
There's another Hobbit that got a cool jacket
the other day from the marathon tournament.
Shroud, he's five eight.
You can buy it off of him.
I mean, I, yeah, he was smart to beat me,
though I go laddie.
Then he go fade back up and like.
Okay, all right, okay.
He's got about 120 pounds of weight.
You got 200 pounds of weight.
All right, buddy.
Okay, okay.
All right, pal.
Talking about a little hamster.
Okay, yes.
Okay, okay, buddy.
All right, pal.
Okay, master.
Okay, master.
Okay, master.
Talking about a little hamster.
Okay.
I'll tell you Mr. Dickman's.
Five-elevens.
Cheese!
Damn!
Cheese!
pretty crazy with the right with the right pair of shoes yeah you those
right shoes there absolutely absolutely
let's ride
I
Ride
The afro man cold 45 I don't know if that's a twist you I saw
Is that I can't remember the exact lyrics afro man cold 45s and twins to your son
No.
No.
No.
It's a good song.
It's a good song.
I know.
I love this song.
I just can't remember.
I can't remember what they say in there.
There's a couple.
There's a couple.
A couple.
A couple of subsums.
A couple of juices in there.
There's sheeees.
A couple of subsums.
A couple of subsums.
A subsum.
That's OK.
That's OK.
It'll be all right.
I'll be OK.
I
Just celebrate bringing in a new year
Thank you good sure thank you good sure
Hey, what's the fucking bots throwing fireworks? We're just celebrating
Also, I actually left that in the spot where I put fit now is I've got to bring fit now
Oh, nice.
Bad Laban.
We're gonna see these five burgers from the big one.
That's in case.
That's in case.
We're gonna straight Mr. Nick Murgs out.
I have a picture with Nick Murgs.
I'm 6'3 and he's at my chest in the picture.
Yeah.
I
Don't get the message I
I'd read the chat to be the job here
Baby
I so fucking big oh shit
I like my fit face.
I'm getting the word mixed up.
What would you even put that?
Is that the strongest thing we put gas later there?
Fit like since we're done there is that the words we've got you're fine. So yeah
We should push them on the elevator
Okay, that's where the hood against like to come down
Steven yeah, I would never get the one that is here. That shit is right get you moving get you moving in a grove in
I'm all in. Good play. Good
play. Come on. Set up on this.
Be careful. Be careful. I walled.
Nothing yet. Nothing yet.
I
Hmm
To get that survivor off. Where's everybody at?
I spoke one one marijuana now. I'm a cop. I told you that would happen. I told you
I told you that would happen
Oh
I could have swore with the tech of it's here come on gentlemen by now
No shot, yeah, it's on the extract to present. Yeah, I think so, too
I'm down down here. Let's get on look who do they think they are?
Go go
On me brothers
Come on
Well, I'll stop up top up top
I'm gonna go straight home down
I like freedom
Yeah, but that's wait, there's a car along to on our right. Well, we're gonna be pinched. Oh, I see what I see one
There to do
Well
You behind that piece of construction
You go down to go down at once put up to the right though. He's gonna load
Oh
I guess or what?
One of the guys is in front of me.
Yep, there's a healer right here.
There's one! There's one!
Two of us! Two of us!
Back guys.
Doc, crack one of the guys.
Move away!
I want to play on the...
I can't hear it a little bit.
See if I can find him.
I've got no fin. I've got so fat and slow.
the garage you hear I'm healing oh one of me one of me oh take that I love you
two random citizens don't let go of the
it's I know you see that charity test
Oh my goodness! You're a dude and you're crazy!
Four lemons!
It's a lemon party!
How about...
No free kits.
Freebies?
Thanks! I love cheating, I love hacking, I'm hacking in this game, I'm not even joking, this is not a lie, this can be used against me in a court of law, I'm not lying, this is a cheat.
nothing too crazy but it's on his word
can't be on me oh take off take off take off
there we go see you come up from the hill up here
don't you worry oh come in
okay
lock him up right on the entrance right here
someone
we shot at shooting you from all the way up top of it
yep
I'm going to go right.
Careful there, you're working right.
You're working right.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Two more lemons!
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
Things are not going good for me.
Things are not going good for me.
No!
I'll have to one.
Fall back!
Where am I, Smoke?
Yeah.
Fall back
Brother in the fucking parking lot of my right he's revived he's revived
This guy's watch out right here
No, thanks. Oh, okay. All right
And laughing and laughing boys and laughing and laughing
And laughing boys that will happen
Damn
I
What route did you guys take would you guys go left no no so I thought they're going swinging right that's when you got broke
Yeah, so I'm not I'm not going gather right
That's not moving like this people in here this because I'm you body you buy I love you buy
I'm you buy you buy you buy you buy you buy you buy
In this the twitch and YouTube to the two of their emails or twitch
emails
I
Was that shot
Street they don't have one, but if you find it use this video. I'm view boning. I'm admitting it
I use that city job. Oh, family. I promise you it's like I'm totally doing it
Yeah, there is twitch.tv contact support there is
But it's a video of those guys
Don't get you know up. Yeah, I love you. Oh
Oh
Yo, you guys got I'll tell you there's no so what it's just what it's
No, it's what hit the last always around. No, no, no
But guys I he does a direct relation to turning out the tag
Well, we're back home
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, excellent rain, excellent rain.
Maybe we shouldn't keep the deck off.
Yeah, I think we might want to reactivate that, that's a certified reactivate situation.
Get them out.
I didn't have a hatch key, I had to be quick, man.
There's a...
I'll make the boys wait too long, bro.
You... I thought you did have a hatch key.
Fuck, I had a volcano gold stock in my bag, that game.
No.
I did, or I did.
Did it gold stock? Why'd you put it in your bomb?
That's a certified bomb situation.
I'm still gonna use it if you can't see.
Oh.
Hmm?
What do you think?
Sir?
Like a penny maybe?
Oh.
I'm gonna bring a tempi in, but I don't know.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not doing too good on anything.
You can't see I'm kind of got poop garbage. I don't like I think I might try the burlana
Because my mic been you this whole time. Yes, but yeah, you just got back what how long I've been doing it for
That's 40 seconds. Oh, I thought it was a whole raid. Thank God. All right good good. Good. Good
I'm I think I'm trying the Berlana nothing's working for me none of these guys are working for you
I think I'm ripping the Berlana
The Berlana's not bad. Yeah, yeah, he got all these nerfs. It's pretty good
Wait, you were doing pretty good with the Bobcat right there. You put down like two. You just died the last guy
Yeah, I'm fucking with it. Well, I didn't take anyone down
I thought you knocked two in the smoke right there. Did you not?
I can't fucking see no that was that was
the same thing I thought that was you
no no I thought you were shit
wait tempest might be good to use when
you can't see that's what I'm bringing
out
I'm having a hard time seeing it right
now I'm ripping the bullet I'm gonna
give it a shot obviously what happens
with all these macros I'm cheating with I think well I think I can get them really easy
You guys, I have $35.
I have $35.
What do you need?
What do you need?
What do you need?
I'm good.
I can bring everything.
You fed?
Green?
White?
No, I could use to be fed.
I could use to be fed.
Yeah.
Okay, I got fed.
You got shields?
You got a blue shield?
No, I do not.
I'm not going to green one.
Okay, I'm bringing you blue.
That would be great.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
You're good, man, you can actually.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.
I can bring you a herb, I'll speed it up, if you want that.
I already got five, I'm good.
I see the blue shield, I'm good.
Okay, got red, green, blue, I can.
Oh, you're leaving the tech off?
Whatever you want to do.
Probably gonna be kind of hard, but.
I see you leaving the tech off one more time.
I think we can rise to the occasion.
I do too.
Let's do the same. Let's do the same.
Let's go baby.
Mwah.
Mwah.
Mwah.
Okay, the renegade is mad at?
The renegade was kind of putting a little bit of work about the line here.
I don't know if I can afford one.
Mwah.
Let's...alright!
I
Come at me, come at me
You got something for me?
this thank you good sir thank you good sir
oh we're late when we're very late
leave the lead for the important day
call me a piece of me
oh wow
what's that song oh i'm fucking muted again damn it why is that song even
to sing it
That's the fire song that has certified
Put that on your list
Put it on your list. Do it right now. Do it right now. Oh
Oh, we're late radio. We just killed these guys. I bet you they have all the group
So we're gonna spray across snap up kill them all win the game
All guys crawling in my CS
Why she right be one idea
Yeah, that's a crawler crawler.
Well, a snapper walk up.
The kids to kill this one in the bottom of the new door top.
Be careful.
He wants one of us on bottom, but Nick works on top?
Once, once low left.
Once low left.
Once low left.
Well, okay.
Yeah, I don't know what you're saying you're into, pal.
We got to kill these guys up here.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, get here, man, get here.
Oh god.
You just backed me a minute ago.
You're going to play through Cal Walker?
What is he doing?
I don't think so.
He's at the top.
There's that shooting P.
I got one in there.
We're going to stop for another tower, Nick.
On the roof.
Down the tower.
Hey, there's also one of those Hoosie-Doozie.
Oh, you're doing the tower, they're in the tower.
You got knocked.
You got knocked into somebody.
I don't know.
I just saw the red flare, man.
I'm not alive. Oh, Timmy's 4, Timmy's 4.
Score!
Yeah, yeah, come on, baby.
No, no, careful, careful, look at him, look at him, look at him.
My middle name is Campbell, buddy.
Oh, shit!
You think I have really good stuff?
I need that stuff.
I can't, I can't wall it.
I can't wall it.
I can't, I can't.
You guys at least have some cover fire?
I don't.
Sure.
Try.
Try.
Oh
Would go back and do it again. I'm done again
Oh
No, we're from a little bit
Oh shit, I got a quick. My guy's ready to go.
Thank you, good chair.
I can't lose that. I got a couple things.
I got a wool pack and cobwebs and a bunch.
I see we go up there. We kill those guys.
Those guys are so fucking rich.
I'm gonna go loot this out of here real quick.
There's three more people down the ramp.
We're gonna go over there.
Dude, fuck off, man!
Follow me, boys!
Wait, if you pull up the bench with it...
Well the body-side backcourt jet?
You got it, Wiggs?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, what the hell is that?
Shit.
Well they were not.
They were not that she was we gotta get up there. We gotta get up there. Give them what for?
Which of you guys
There's a BSD. Oh jump into the window
Yeah, follow me boys
Oh
Oh
That went about
Those guys came out swinging they would not get a nugget
I'm see those guys watch out if they push they're pushing those guys mean business
I don't know, but
Grab all these guys with a file somewhere. So, oh, that's me
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job. I'm gonna clean it down carefully. Oh
Don't you worry boys, they'll wrap them up nice and easy. They'll wrap them up
I was going to cook up there.
I know they were going to eat savages.
You were ruthless.
Why do you sell so much?
I wasn't selling, buddy.
I was leading the team.
Leading the team into battle.
L play P.
Pfft.
I think you mean W play, buddy.
Nice IPA thing you can do.
I think you mean W play from up there, but
I don't you guys can do my bet they're pretty crazy pretty crazy
I'm on right here.
You should play those in the A for gang.
I'll be there in like 20 seconds.
Okay, good.
Just want to stay here and play these things up?
Yeah, we're not.
Okay.
Okay.
They're both kidded one, they're not good.
They're both kidded one?
Dude, I can't even rip you apart up there in like half a second.
leader think you could show these other guys they don't understand they don't
understand they don't understand and being a team leader takes valor and
courage that was the best play I could have made my side the best play I could
have made from I don't know they could just like tip down to your roof if
anything like that you go all the up on the top of the roof of the tower and
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Say the least. Say the least.
Have you played P? Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
I literally have it all.
I have left, right, and towards me.
So they have to go towards you, and they can't, right?
Like, there's no way to go over there.
Yeah.
I heard him, Simon.
Thank you, sir, because the bull is not cowards.
Thank you. Thank you.
Everybody's selling Alplay cowards.
Cowards.
And it wouldn't have the steel to make such a punch.
You're right, sir. You're right.
I want to leave.
The safe window is closed.
Ten minutes to get out of there.
I repeat.
Ten minutes.
It's my say, by the way.
You're the...
We're working on an alternate play here, boys.
I think they have to come down to you, man.
I think so, too.
Buddy, I've got $35.
That's enough for three foot-long
Subway sandwiches.
I
Can't see right now. I'll pay the mail saying bad push exactly exactly that guy gets it that guy gets it right there
How was that?
Now have the stones wouldn't have the stones
Paper coupon $18 eight foot long like $13 now
You see a peeking you?
I'm back in the day with 35 inches, 7-7-8-foot longs.
Yeah, that was when they had a Pito as a mascot.
Now a day's about $13.
Now a day's about...
You're falling so far.
$35.
Three-foot longs.
Kind of worried we'd be limited.
I see one jump back over.
Probably looking to start moving.
Somebody's food sucks.
No, no, no.
It was delicious.
They place all those stupid minds everywhere that knock you for like, a second?
Fucking hate those.
My man was running up here getting fucking balls mined everywhere.
I only had like four of them all on the way.
You haven't supposed to be cooking.
I know what you're planning.
Pussy, you don't want my skill tree, buddy.
You don't want my skill tree, pal.
You don't want that big man. You do not want that big man. See when they start coming down
Stop looking
I'm going back and if there's a goddamn zip line
You guys see blind to the top
Yeah, but I think that they're
They were waiting for you when I went up my way.
Hey, they're stupid.
But, spectated.
Dollar Big Doubles were lifesavers, and they're still a dollar?
Okay, I still see him.
I'm still picking up for a little bit.
We're still brave people.
I think you can share.
I think you can share.
I think you can share.
I think he's courage.
He's courage to make sense of play.
Jumping across, some scaffold.
I
Know what the plan is you chief I'm not sure what the plan is here, right? Yeah
Play this as they're sort of grief
You're gonna sit there till the time runs out. Yeah
Thanks, you're gonna stand there to the point where I either we don't get out with our little we didn't get out with ours
And it's exactly what they're gonna do boys. I think it's exactly what they're gonna do
You say you we say we sat here for five minutes to not sit here for the other three wherever it ends up being
I
Yeah
Jesus these guys are fucking patient
I'm all
I
Keep jumping back and forth
I mean it kind of one way it though
Go find your way home I repeat five minutes
I
Think they're gonna wait them out
That's I usually gonna say they're told everybody dies. Yeah. Yeah
He's looking either watching never stop or I've never seen anybody do that
Come on come on
What the fuck?
Nanocoat, nanocoat.
Right there. One. Two.
Shut up.
They're in metal. Once they're falling down, they might be all of them, I guess.
I get peeing the stuff from the head out.
Alright guys, stuff. Just get the guy in the ground right there.
Where's the third one at? I think it's just two.
Just two?
Dude.
Stop calling everyone.
Can't no longer.
Get a fucking grip.
I was with as we Jesus
That kind of negativity toward the FPS team of the year much love peanut. Mr. P for work. Thank you, Mr.
Holt. Hey, thank you. Good sir
You don't need her cake. You don't need her pick up that crowd. I'm getting where there was three
Was I'm getting that's what the bugger. They just tell me I only ever saw two
I think we're gonna jump down with them now.
Strike a portrait.
I don't know, but are you the last guys to chill out there?
There might be.
Hang you around.
What's three?
What's three?
What's the bid to be stood up to?
Yeah, I mean, what's three that's stood up to me?
What's your bid?
Get ass.
What's that?
What are they doing?
I'm only two pushes like that.
I'm just a stupid idiot.
Well, we got your shit.
Egg, you good sir? Egg, you good sir?
You want the Temp-B? You wanna play with that?
I would love to play with the Temp-B, yeah.
What's the other game I was using? I've got...
Oh, it's for lack of...
Yeah, we all use the Temp-B and use the Blood after Sword.
It's just a little thing.
Cool, cool, cool.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
Jesus.
How much is so good we're just staring at the wall?
Just staring at each other.
Peter's just watching us stare at these guys.
They waited till 3.
Now James, I don't get that reference.
I've seen a lot of people say it's a reference.
I don't get that reference, Mr. James.
But thank you, good show.
You're a good man.
I don't know what that is, though.
I don't know what that is.
You got the timbers in the in the in the blood. That's me enough. You make some blue shield for gupa
Yes, sir. Got it all. Got it all. You good chair. Thank you. Good chair. I got it all, baby. I
still have $35
Exhaust too hot over here times are hard for gupa
Will you mind also bringing ten shield recharges five spit no three to begin this
Gotcha. Thank you. Good chair. Thank you. Good chair be quite swell white
What's your worry, Papa Pete, don't you worry?
You treat me so nicely.
Thank you, sir.
What's your fucking worry, man?
I think you could also be a group of 160 people in 3-Sex of Light.
3-Sex of Medium 2-Sex of Light.
Let's ride.
I don't know how my money has gone down.
I started today with $69.
This is a new love for me.
It's a new love for me.
I don't know how this is possible.
I don't even know if I wanted to know.
Fuck it.
We ball.
Fuck it, we ball.
Fuck it, we ball.
Fuck it, we ball.
We go ride here.
Spice it up a little bit.
What do you bring over here?
To be here, some cash.
We're sitting here in the house.
The other side of the group is up.
Sister Hosey, my man.
Spice up a little bit
What do you bring a friend to be here some cash from we're sitting in the house
Mr. Jose
You know to where I will only buy the finest voodoo ranges with that the finest in all the city
I have nothing I have nothing in no one
I
Think you can get this low on money. I I already
There's nothing in the game where the less than like a thousand dollars
So I must be buying stuff perfectly to get down to this amount of money
Yeah, I've been on battlefield earlier. Oh, yeah, are you the Matthew guy that I've been it was doing too good
Well, he didn't sell bobcats, never!
But you should just start terracing!
You gotta get a hundred for the extra deesering.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Well, see, Battlefield 6, when you play in the arc,
do I still have it on Battlefield 6?
I think so, I don't, I still have it on.
I switched it to R.
One god damn it.
Alright, you got me.
You got me.
In the title?
Is this in the title?
Oh, oh, I got it again.
Fuck you Rotten Hell.
Now let's RIDE!
you boys ready for a great raid yes sir thank you good sir thank you good
sir thank you boys thank you boys we're not doing nothing that you wouldn't do
for us yeah um hey buddy be the elbow we need everything oh yeah not be some
out here thank you good sir thank you good sir they got messed up on that
part it's okay 11 11
as they can fuck me
wait wait wait they're on this extract right here
yeah they're on it they haven't called you yet
follow me boys
watch out for the rocket chicken
he's coming back my way
it's a very peculiar turn
I know, I know, but we can just kill each other, then we go left, come here.
We ignore the guys with the extractor?
On this one, they're on this one.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, shit.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Nice shot.
Oh, shot, oh, shot, nice.
Nice shot.
in there
We should do an actor
Back here, back here, back here
He's stuck, he's stuck
He's here, he's here in flames
There's a one
Can't get this one again
Nice
Yeah, should walk through behind you being careful
Are we kill these guys?
to the other one I concur dr. I concur
you take this
give up
here's something something it'll
something something
yeah do that much
oh fuck
We're the latest shit. It's only 15 minutes boys. We've got something for
they leave on it on the way out of the skedaddle it.
I got enough ammo for that chief. Well I wish you the best of luck.
There's something for you guys.
Oh. No no no no no. I wish we had some ammo on this one.
Hopefully we got some more in the medium.
Oh my god.
Front right, front right.
Oh my god.
Careful.
That's why I lost.
Two percent is almost dead.
Got it!
Nice.
They can push it.
Good rush.
Dude, I think I saw a lot of the ground.
Damn.
Is it?
the ground is anyone have any extra
medium in why I can use it
oh my god I'm not be exploded
how much you got I have 37
that's in my magazine
alright
thank you good chair
I know we ride
They're probably already gone
Yeah, probably
Yeah, you guys had all the goo
We take a little peep little peep never hurt anyone
I
Was you do what he's standing there
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm going in
He's alone
How does he do it?
I'll be keeping
Is he stupid?
Watch out, I want it
Oh, man!
Okay
Two there at least
Yeah, watch out, man
Careful
Go in, go in, go in!
Alright, switch over here
One more
There you go
There you go
There you go
Oh!
Take this, demon!
Sam, thanks
Keep your health
Good fall
Good work, boys! Good work!
Oh, man, dumb and poor.
This is what it is.
Fuck. Fuck, man.
Who was that first guy? Is he dumb and poor?
Yeah, he's Stitcher 1.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Bruce, we've got a line.
Here, come here.
You want some of the coffee?
This is hell.
I see it, wait, I see it got all the way out here.
Just take all this shit and sell it later.
Let me play it. Think you can do it.
Thank you, good chair. Oh, wow. You find all these dandies
Okay, I looked a lot better on the ground there's a ferro for
Nothing to write home about but it's on his way
Follow me boys
It'll be the thing. It'll be the thing.
Where's the decoy on the extract?
Oh, take a shoot to the north these ones.
Yeah, they are.
We didn't destroy these.
I'm going for them. I'm going for them.
Either right under it.
In that house where you put the four Hoosie-Doozie's in it.
The whole mountains.
Move to the windows.
I'm coming.
Let him have it.
I see one, I see one, I see one.
By that failing cabinet.
Watch out.
Please.
Nice. We'll have one leg.
I'm gonna let you handle this one, Chief. I got the heart.
That one's just straight up the kid over there.
Oh, that is okay. Never mind. That's not a kid.
That is a 40-year-old man. He's in the voice station.
Never mind never mind
Like get a grip
Oh shit
Never mind never mind
Oh fucking shit
That is 100% a 40 year old guy
He's using the girl boy stage air
That thinks he sounds like a girl but
He's not
I'm just a girl
Yeah okay pal
Alright
Yeah you're either a 7 year old boy
Or a 45 year old single dad
But you come down there buddy!
They're coming down! Coming down!
Follow me boys!
Follow me boys!
Oh yeah, this is the debut art they had in the game.
Give the original content!
Seeeesh!
New ones! The ones that explode and shoot fire!
Oh there he is!
Well that's another fun one, you gotta watch out for those buddy!
Yeah, yeah, I'll be content.
I
Be careful around those bad boys
Pop to the fucking game. Yeah
Let's make it really fast Jesus
That's us against the art. What are you fucking doing?
Hey, Raider
Hey Raider
Hey Raiders!
Ah, let's get out of here!
Oh, this one's close boys!
Did you give a hat to you?
I don't know, I don't know.
What do we got there?
What do we got there?
Oh, you...
Mmm...
Oh...
Follow me, boys!
Follow me, boys!
We're leaving!
I got 95,000, nothing too crazy, we're just gonna do something, something!
Yeah...
Bump up the old stash!
Yeah, that's a lot.
Better than 35 dollars?
I just cut it!
I just cut it!
I'm telling you, Mr. Nick, you have a great time.
Oh no, no, no, no, tonight, tonight.
Tomorrow night I'm in.
Mr. Infinite, would you be in if Mr. Nick works the green?
I wouldn't be down.
Come on, Mr. Nick, I don't know how to play you down.
Are you gonna let Mr. Infinite down?
He is counting on you right now.
He is counting on you.
And you are not gonna down.
You are a master manipulator.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
that's your friend right there.
We'll see, we'll see where the wind takes us.
I see where the wind takes us to the live ball right now.
Look at that kid right now.
Right now, right now.
Stash him.
$35 for four hours. I like anything's happening out
My mistake I
Remember a Nick Licks that had childlike whimsy in his heart. I
Remember Nick Licks that would never say no to a challenge
Would never turn down a good time with your friends. Oh
Mr. Nick makes ready ready for some lies, Bob
Come on miss. Come on miss Nick makes let's let's page this a little bit. I genuinely don't think that my brain
It's fucking go fish, okay, it's a really cool fish basically it's go fish I
Promise you you'll be fine
Look at infinite sad face look at us
Come on miss Nick makes pretend infinite one of those sad kids that you see on the
Grocery cart when they ask you to donate a dollar right at the end. No, he's not good
He's like 300 pounds. He's well fed. Well, I bet his eyes are pretty big
Okay
Oh, that's what you said.
Well, it's that big.
It's huge, huge.
Oh, shit, not 300 pounds.
I'm not a hutch.
You're closer to 300 or 200.
Hang on the day.
The time that long was out of the porch later.
I ain't going to lie.
Hangs on the day.
That was a good answer.
Little something, something.
It'll something something
All right, we'll keep playing we'll keep playing just know you're letting infinite down. I want you to know that
Not only are you letting infinite down you're letting the bungalows down?
You look at your chat look at your chat ask them say do you want to play some lies, but ask them ask them of course they do
You're letting everyone down your selfish selfish choices. I don't care
Would you wait let me ask you this would you rather stay awake?
Another hour
It's all right. Will you rather get an extra hour of sleep or let a hundred thousand people down?
And one foul slip
Yes, that yes that
Big decisions big decisions tomorrow tomorrow on there. No, no, no tomorrow's too late. Tomorrow's too late. Tomorrow infinity dead
You and you and you are never played the ball imagine if it dies in his sleep tonight, and he never got the experience life out of you
Wow, wow tomorrow is not promised Nick Mikes. You have to do it today
We'll be disappointed
It would be vastly disappointed vastly
You don't think you can give me the dragon scroll?
I'm trying, I'm trying boys, he's not budging, he's not budging.
Oh, Tylong.
Oh my god.
Oh, Mr. Taco, my most beautiful looking man, good job man.
And Mr. Metal Yodama, my most beautiful looking man, good job man.
He was like, thank you for hosting the battlefield community bit earlier.
It was just fun.
It was ten hours of staring at the Chelsea till they opened.
Diving was fun.
I was in trouble.
I loved the country.
Thank you to AJ.
He was my life.
Oh, fucking AJ?
Is that you?
Let's ride!
I'm a juicy man right now bro. I am fucking wet.
I was just thinking about how soggy my ass is right now bro.
I'm literally going to go do a handstand in the shower to get this fucking smog out of
me.
I need to cleanse.
I want you to take a frozen yogurt spoon and scrape off the bacteria from your left cheek.
Put it in a plastic bag and let it mate.
It's gonna be like WD-40.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Might as well do like a fucking Parmesan cheese block.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck off.
Oh dude.
I'm fucking crying.
Astro, wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
My time has come.
My time has come.
I'm gonna find a jacket or a cross.
I have a fucking turtle.
Oh god.
Cheers.
He had aura.
He turned into a bunch of pink leaves.
No, no, he didn't have aura.
Yes, he did. Who else turned into a bunch of pink leaves?
I didn't fuck with him, man.
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
Go, go, go!
Big big big right here two two in the connector one jump off the side
Really weak
Water it's much much awesome left
Oh good over that good over that oh my god, I wish you the best of luck
I'm a couple I got you boys. Yeah
Oh my god, this is deep behind us. We are so dead. We're dead. We're not it's all it
What a sweet fucking dreams
We were just joking. You're just joking. You're just joking
Oh
The dragon the running
Are you so serious are you so serious right now?
Oh, yeah, we can run on that chief
Perfect. What is retreat?
Add lappin! Add lappin!
Add lappin! Add lappin!
He's cooking, he's cooking!
He's cooking!
What?
You're voice is echoing off the walls.
Help!
Help!
It's genuinely echoing off the walls.
Why is it doing that?
Well, it's crazy.
Oh my god.
It's your dog's base to go faster.
What?
Anybody got a D-Fit?
I used to be like that, I used to be like that.
HAH!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH!
I think it's working.
Yeah! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
This way!
That is the Hoogway!
Adam's good boys, Adam's good!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH!
Hold on!
Okay, hold it!
Oh
Yes
hold on
yeah for you bitch for you you stupid fucking bitch yeah hold my dick
you got defense yes yeah roll down yeah kill that guy in the red kill that guy in the red
kill that fucking guy in the red kill that guy in the red please yes
who is that guy doing was that guy in the red
I'm gonna fuck it!
It's pretty bad.
Haha.
What are you doing?
Bitch!
You showed him.
I cannot imagine the guys at the end of the tunnel hearing the echoes of all this.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
Fuck those guys.
Survival of the finish!
Survival of the finish!
Ahh.
He was like,
On the next
The red guy
He goes on the next why is up the punch in the fucking time?
Yes
Anybody
With the TV I just speak
This is speed.
Go.
Go in.
Go.
Hmm.
Oh.
Can't see.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
He also doesn't listen to his community.
He guys have been asking me to play on for like two weeks.
Oh, come on.
I think you don't like dinosaurs, bro, but you like arch survival.
You ball.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's a game.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm very friendly.
I promise.
Friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly.
Friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly
All right, come on
Come on come on all right come on come on who's that guy?
Okay
She's stupid. What's he doing?
Excellent raid, excellent raid!
Oh, wow, that's great.
I've lost everything.
That didn't go so well. That didn't go so well.
That didn't go as well as I hoped it would.
On the bright side, I have 8,000 speckledoos.
Not too shabby, boys. Not too shabby.
That's about four steal recharges, maybe even five.
All right boys.
Back to the burlata.
All right.
What? Is Elias more time?
Oh, what?
He's probably just grabbing his canteen.
I
Spend all your time waiting for the second chance
For a break that will make it okay
This guy does have enough
What are you talking about chief? What are you talking about?
fuck yourself let's ride fuck yourself fuck yourself a thousand times
fuck yourself the hell I love you so much you missed a nick mix run one more
hour was come on I'm not asking for a hundred more weeks I'm not asking for
thousand brothers for one more can you do that
damn and he's got perfect shit we don't need him and we don't he was hold the
team back that's what he was doing that's what he was doing he was hold the
team back now it's really time to get down to business let's do it
come on take it right whatever if you want to play some mouse I'm down
whatever you want well we can't we play live on two people or I or whatever I'm
down. Nick makes less down. He let us down in soiled buyers bar.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Plus with two guys, there's less teams.
I just have to shoot you.
That's what we we can't do to the other hour.
Don't want to bring you in anything.
No, no, I'll get the ball out of the blue bag.
I'm packing. I'm packing.
Wait, is CG playing?
What's CG doing right now?
You guys, what's CG doing right now?
Oh, CG's off, never mind.
I got one guy again.
That's three times and 30 minutes.
All right, okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
All right, let's do this thing.
Let's lock it in, let's lock it in.
Not again, serious, not again, serious.
Let's lock in.
We went by Mr. Drag.
Where's Mr. Drag at?
I can text him.
They text Mr. Drag.
He's a good player, he's a good player.
We're running one quick duo and then Mr. Drag will join up.
Space Port is goopless paradise.
You played my name last time, I still love you.
Oh yes, it's cold to get better at arc raiders.
Wait, what was the name?
It was Bartholomew or something.
It was Harold. It was Harold. Oh, no time to discuss it.
Let's ride!
We've got confirmed reports of a harvester nearby that means a queen should be present
as well.
So be on your guard and only engage it if you're prepared for the fight.
I'm getting some water.
Let's ride!
Hold on for stupid. Hold on. Hold your horses team. I'm right here team leader. Thank you. Good job. Thank you
You need the way don't you worry. Oh take us right here these
We'll have a look at the burlata we're gonna fight some coach rage battles
Last thing
Okay.
Keep your voice.
Keep your people safe.
Lock him.
Who tingers to the west now?
I heard a bobcat.
A bobcat?
Is that a- are you serious? Is that a bobcat?
Sound like a-
We're gonna kill that guy!
Go, go, go.
Oh.
Lock him!
Oh, he was-
You're right yonder
Oh, I see why she went up the Hoosie-doosie next to the thing of a bomb
You should a future
Why do you kind of feel you push right here do we wait
Bush
Oh
My god, I'm incident. I'm instantly dead. I think I saw one bullet
Where son good work
We're the winners!
Hooray!
Pet Battle again!
Little something, something.
Little something, something.
I got the bulkhead four!
Yes! No way!
It has come to a three out of two!
Score!
I hope they at least got my out of one, ten, three bombs.
Oh, that's nice.
You got another one?
I got it. Thank you, Bob.
Of course. No way.
Team? Team, team, team, team.
Watch this shit.
Oh.
A week.
I missed a bitch.
All right.
Oh.
Time to look for him. He's behind the cylinder.
He's watching the watch.
I
Yeah, but it's already more we go
Where'd you guys go?
Now do you know what?
Yeah, I'm jumping the house. Yeah. Oh, my great.
I did one.
You're not going anywhere, bastard.
Right there.
There we go. There we go.
God, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Chucky not to think about me, though.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
I swapped to blue. I gotta heal up my shirokling.
Okay, here.
That's not a done.
You don't need to do...
You don't need to do something, something.
I got my fin.
I
Got a John in hell and explosives so leaded my sound for a second. Yeah, that's gone
Don't get to run bunks is out there boss
Mugs
I'm gonna go
This way, it's your own
God
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Hold on there sir wait a minute wait one moment hold on that shit perfect
and laughing and laughing and laughing was that laughing back I was saying there
was a cheater but I think it was on my eyes
I'm pretty sure it's on my eyes
I haven't been told I'm the Lebron James Valkvainus
did you call me that did you call me that
yep yep and laughing boys no cheating lies
I see you guys, Mark.
You can stretch the neck and look at the other guys' cards or whatever.
I'm off the ward inside, don't worry, good, good.
Yeah, honestly, I need to reactivate the tag.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just heard my stream inside of his microphone.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Excellent, great, excellent, great.
I can bring you in a gun, I think I got one more Berlana, let me see what you got, I think I got one more Berlana.
We need a win here, we need a win, we need to turn this ship around.
Where the hell is Jack at, did he respond?
No, I think that guy slumped.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
You talked to Mr. Chicken, you talked to your goods.
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I can you bring me out of 25 light ammo?
Yes, thank you sir. Thank you sir. I'll bring you a shield too.
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, thank you good sir. Got the light ammo.
That's some of those, some of these, well, Mr. Chicken would be some of some bandages.
I could do.
Here we go.
If you want to use your broke legs, you're working POTWAS!
That was $35 half an hour ago, buddy.
$35.
We're doing pretty good if you ask me champ, pretty good.
It's not stupid to say everyone is cheating when they die,
no the other guy was saying there was cheating.
I think he was talking about us.
Yeah, he's definitely talking about us.
The other guy was saying we were cheaters.
That guy just wants a problem, that guy just wants me having something.
He's looking for something to be bad at.
My God, I barely, I guess, he's got to be pissed about something.
He's fine, he's looking, he's searching.
Do you have any extra fentanyl, good shirt?
I do, I do, I do.
I'll bring you some.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
I think I'm good to go.
You got to think about it.
You got to find it.
You're in the bag.
You're not on.
Nico used to cheat on Cod.
You a cheater?
Oh, I never cheated on Cod.
Come on.
You can tell old Papa Peter.
Ah, nah.
Come on.
You can tell old Papa Peter.
Come on.
You can tell Papa Peter.
Crazy clipping card. I maybe look crazy, but now I've been to lands
Son on Lance
Mmm
Mmm, it was cheap out
If you got Nick works on this game
You see that?
Got him red handed.
On the arc, on the arc.
On the arc, on the arc.
We're going here, we're going here.
Fuck Bluegig.
Two-eyed.
Oh, mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, but he's broken.
Oh, it's got a lemon.
Oh.
Mmm.
check your mail thank you no male you know male
you don't wash it in the chat don't wash it in the chat touch it and tell you that
old man you're such a dutch we piece over the strut outfit AI it's a new outfit
I'm wearing it all day. I'm wearing it all day all day
It's cool. It's cool and hip
Let's ride
I
Target sir
I need that picture of Hunch on the Jet Ski.
He was telling me it was an extra small life vest as well.
That is a picture of a lifetime.
I'm gonna need that stat.
I'm telling you, if I get a handle on that picture, I'm putting that thing in the chat
DPD and telling him to minimize this the jet ski size by two eggs
That's what I'm doing
Follow me boys. Follow me boys
Dash of Fintan all
Well late to this one side boob at all
Lube inside the little side boob
I
Don't work the end of stream buddy. I don't know if we can go lower than 35 fucking dollars. I
Already only if you that's even possible
You see something over there chief yeah, they're going to the house. I'll do on some players there
Oh, you were late. We need for to put in late. We're late. You can catch up with it too close
I
May suck a new dad. Oh no, there's a lot there's a lot that we should get up
Yeah, I can't
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, gosh.
Tempest.
The life is for worse.
Fuck.
Sleepers in the way, though.
Fuck.
Yeah.
We're still in there, still there.
We still have a tent, we still have a tent.
We start moving, boys!
Knock it in!
Take it, take it.
Oh, yeah, he's looking, he's looking.
I'm going to try to get out of here, I'm going to try to get out of here, I'm going to try
This gun sucks!
No, dude, I did nothing to those guys. My shit is too diarrhea. I can't do nothing
To these teenagers so insane
You have to do that
Hey watch out there's a team coming in watch out
What's up guys? There's a team coming in watch out guys. We don't kill it. What look at the one
Hey, what are you doing here? Oh, he's hanging around
Yeah, I have that yeah, yeah
You think you could maybe hit a hatch for a goop, uh, oh
I only have a bullet on me. It's not worth it. It's not worth it
I have one for letter for I swear to God
I swear to God
Oh
I love you do good sir
Please watch this to me. I've had $35 in my arc readers account all night. I have a burlata for a method
I was please God. Let me go please. Please God. Please God
Please God
Thank you
I put the other way I got the hatchage got the other hatchy
No hatchy on this one, let me take this guy
No, I already did I there's no hatchy
You guys I have one
Oh
Yeah, it was.
Hatch T.
Damn it.
Oh, I will extract.
I don't have the hatch T.
It was in his poop hole.
It was in his poop hole.
Oh.
We gotta go over there, gang.
I'm just in his fucking poop hole.
Hold on.
Follow me, boys.
Got your infantry.
Oh, God.
Don't you worry.
Got any of that?
I'm like 99% certain these guys are about to rock my ship.
Yeah, I think they are.
Mm-hmm.
So, I want you up.
and they're not killing me yet pretty good so so far so good I believe let's
oh damn see their camping hatch holy shit oh no I someone should go help them
we should miss you help them oh my god maybe something positive about that
Oh that's a tall order um...
Ohhhh...
Shhh shhh shhh shhh...
Oh that's a...
Ohhhh...
Ohhhh...
Shit...
Oh yeah I w...
Oh my god he automatically closed out!
God speed!
Excellent range and an excellent range!
We did it! Success!
Hooray! Good work boys! Good work!
Okay, well, that went down pretty good.
Went down pretty swell.
Not myself, you able foreback team?
No, no, no, you keep it, you keep it.
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job.
Keep that.
I will use it. I will not lose it.
It will not be in vain.
I
Cycle this prepare this bad boy like you do
And we'll grab some dynamo from Mr. Chicken
Yeah, I got enough for a kid this way actually
He's poor, pay the guy, no, 42 suggest, 42 suggest, do it again, that's right.
Oh, Mr. Alba, Mr. Birdie, Mr. Fiber, what's good, man, good, man.
Thank you, my boy, good, man, he do's, but I left you guys.
not a comp on it, not a muscle, we demand, I don't,
I think you realize the money situation we're in, chief.
I take what I can get.
We're hitting this up, we're hitting this one up right here.
It's interesting, it's interesting.
It's time to get serious, it's time to get serious.
I can't believe this bastard won.
I'm telling you, I did probably a tickles worth
of damage on that gentleman.
I went up.
I'm going to get a couple boycars, a couple headshots, get out with the goop, skedaddle.
Easy.
Or if you like what you see, I think I can get two green.
Yeah, can get two green, can get two green.
There's a couple, we're just going there, we'll kill one team, maybe two teams.
I will skedaddle with the goof right through the hatch.
Let's ride!
Yeah
That's right
All right, let's get it. This is the one this is the one this is the one
You take it all back
One of you boys.
Chief what's this? Your endo?
But you pick up some guy.
Me? Yeah what's this? Your endo?
How much space do you got?
You pour two
Big ball of big ball of
Bees well, he's well working on it working on it
Trying to get those pin-tipple digits. Yep. I'm out. Yeah
You're working hard man. You'll get up there, you know easy. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job. Oh
My god
Wait, it kind of suck
I don't know about you, but I haven't hit you yet.
They're far, they're far.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, what?
It's a break.
Oh!
Good heavens!
I should keep moving, I should keep moving.
It was good distraction, let's keep moving, let's keep moving.
Oh, it's a break, a break.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We quick right turn, there we go, oh my bad.
We're alive, we're not there.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
And last but not least, no way these jackasses are still serious, are we so fucking real?
I
Did you go west as you go to the tower
They click it's a clue
Do you peek through this corridor?
They're right below the blue stairs.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Yeah, right there.
It's not a shack.
Oh!
Oh
Just a judge the mother thing
Just oh
Nice
I'm cheating I'm cheating I'm cheating I admit it. I'm 100% admitting it. This is truth. I'm not lying at this music
It's me the court of law
You hear that? You cheat. You cheat. I'm a cheater. You cheat. I'm a dirty cheater.
I'm cheating. Cheating. Cheating my bread and butter. I'm cheating. Oh, sorry sir. I got to get this conversation short.
I
Go see what you see
They come in pillar side here. I think we're the side door as much as much and once
You got him
Oh
He's on the press I can't see them
Which you are watching our bridge infinite
You want some of this
Oh
Well, they caught off yes, I think we are it's okay
You where do you think you're going pal?
And you think you're going you're not going anywhere, buddy. You're not going anywhere. Hey
well
Yeah, that'll happen
and 11 11 where's the me go go
Just touch
There's two teams two teams
Fuck you
Fuck you
over there
I'll be on the barricade
he's pushing towards the one down
this is asian
take that hooligan, take that
take that hooligan
oh behind us, behind us
so weak
a lot of heals, a lot of heals
you were behind us as well
yeah I'm watching the red side
oh he's pushing, pushing
Oh my god, I'm so dead
Psychies terrible
No, oh shit, what the hell?
I'm so weird he said GG's by the way, he said he said he said GG's good shot. He said GG's good shots
Good fight. He said he said good fire up your head, but he said good. He's good fight GG's good fight
Good sport good sport right there
Oh here we go.
Is that the something?
Is that the something?
He's dealing with teammate.
Where?
Well, where do you come out where?
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Where, where?
Get back!
We're right down here.
What are you saying, man?
What are you saying?
Bring another thing.
Oh, shit.
No!
Oh, I thought that was that guy.
Oh, no, that's a good guy.
That's a good guy.
Hey, man.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, ding up.
We're doing pretty good.
Who's outside?
Did you kill him?
Yeah, I killed him.
Good work.
There's a lot of money that's called off.
Listen, we talked about no greed.
We talked about no greed.
Lot of money to call it off. Listen talked about no greed
I'm getting greedy. Oh, okay. We're swapping it up. Let's win. She's up
Hey, I do chief
Are you dead?
Oh, no, I don't need to do that. There's no need to do that
bad. No, no, no. Oh, just keep a clear communication over the
VoIP line while we help you, sir.
All right. Good luck.
Good, good, good.
Okay, I'm dropping you whatever I'm getting should be
something something something something something something.
We do a good idea.
We do this right.
We do this right.
I've got tons of trigonades.
I need some.
I'll give you some.
I'll give you some.
Okay, now I got some office guys body.
Two days.
A little bit of food.
I think I'm going to get
something something
Oh poop diarrhea
Well
Garbage syphilis
I'm not too good.
I still got those two guys that fell off, right?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I only told one guy to fall off.
Mm-hmm.
There's something.
Something.
I got some stuff for you.
Really?
Oh.
Here we go.
Thank you, good Jed.
Thank you, good Jed.
Absolutely, absolutely.
you see this one trigonade on the house
Alright, let's get out of the tower.
Yeah, let's get out of the tower.
Get greedy.
Get greedy.
Oh, too soft for us.
Yeah, by the way, I changed all my ammo for...
Boom.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just in case we get into another fight, just let you know I'll be doing nothing.
Yeah, you should be right down that pipe yeah
Oh
You got it perfect. I bet you the second guy came back around the first guy's down. Oh, yeah
Oh, oh, oh miss infinity to that one down there
Sure, there's no complainment back there. I got 205,000 is Michael do's
Come on
This is what we need this one we need thank you good chair
Oh, it's excelling, right?
Not too shabby.
Honestly, I might just sell this whole thing.
I know it's better to keep all the Hoosies,
but I might just sell everything.
I'm just passing my pocket.
Need some gas, need some gas.
Ha ha ha ha.
We see here, Michelle.
Yeah, I'm just selling everything.
Here we go.
hundred forty seven thousand snuckled news
Cycle that
this
Last Barry boys
Guess Nick was the problem. I guess Nick was the problem. Oh is he was holding us back
You know Bob cut from you
You're like, who did we do that to?
We see if it is a good man.
It's a good man of sex, right?
I think we're wrong with the same kid.
That ain't gonna be that end, though.
That might be the new man after all these nervousness.
I'm saying, Nick doesn't like him.
I'm like, yeah, I'm telling you.
Well, Nick was the reason we were losing, though.
He knows shit.
He doesn't know nothing.
Let's ride.
I'll do that, but it's too good to say.
The Comforter 3 on Anvil?
No, no, it deteriorates the Hoosie-Doozie.
Let's ride!
You
2.
1.
2.
2.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
Here we go again
We're gonna double what we just did that last raid we're picking up steam the ball is rolling
Fucking boys
So we only by two fendt
It's gonna be enough to get to the good tower.
Yeah, PJM? Yeah PJM earlier!
People are dying to get past the good tower.
So much smell on my monitor, holy shit.
Yeah, that'll happen. That'll happen.
I gotta clean that bitch like twice a day.
Yeah!
over there
oh god yeah
oh
come on come on come on come on
You gotta you gotta you gotta
Left side.
Just rest, just rest.
Shove it.
I got re-knocked.
Are you?
What are we doing? What are we doing?
I don't know.
What are we doing?
I'm gonna put it back in.
Oh, shit.
Nice.
Nice.
NOOOOOOO!
Oh, fuck.
Shit!
Thank you, good day.
Thank you so much, appreciate you.
We'll go ahead and get out of your hair, boys.
Good luck on all of your future endeavors.
Hold on, hold on now, boys.
Hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on, wait a minute, one moment.
I've got something to say.
10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes.
What?
What did the fatherless man say to P-Dun?
Tell me a joke!
Remind me, you bitch!
Fuck, I already forgot about- One second! I- I know this! I know this!
Ramadan?
Come on!
Check and mate, pal. Check and mate.
Say what this already told us and other stream
say something new bro another Arabic word I don't you have
right there right? Yeah Habibi Habibi Habibi! Habibi bro, come on another one. Uh um um
hot chocolate
They win
He's winking me
So, we don't have to go to the start.
Let's go to the start.
I got defense.
He's got defense.
He's got defense.
You see I got defense.
Ok.
Ok.
Good.
Ok.
Good.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
You gentlemen have a wonderful day full of splendor
and great times.
I'll be right up.
You don't want to take huge extracts from me.
You don't want to ask me to take you.
That would be lovely.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's try.
You can't miss it, Flint.
They killed you.
You want me to kill them or not?
No, no, no, no.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Let's go.
Hey, man, click out.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
I
Will hit this one right over here boys water treatment. Oh perfect
Good thinking good thinking much safer much safer. We're just gonna hatch you and go back to the fight. Oh, thank you boys. Thank you boys
the big pushy how do you say pussy in arabic
yeah yeah that's yeah that's what he is
all the boys all the B gentlemen holy shit what if you just saw those 20
flares I just got popped up a hatch but but I like the country yeah yeah is
Viva Morocco Viva Morocco that's right that's right I you can give me 50 tries
I can play that out man
How can it be stage
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god hit the hatch in the button
Get in, get in!
See you later, bitches!
Oh my god!
And gentlemen, gentlemen!
And gentlemen!
There you go!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
It won't die there at the end!
Stop.
Oh my gosh, that was that was a sphincter sphincter drink death
My hole was tight as I as it were
Didn't think I was making that one
Yeah, I would be in camp with an extract today. There's like the third time so many people. Holy shit
So we kept that extract
I'll never say no, I'm gonna get a little ratty.
Well, she's probably my last way to the night.
I want to spend a camp.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You little something something? Little something something?
All right, let's ride!
I hate you for getting me on the big archer. I told you it was delicious!
Absolutely divine.
Here about 30 Bobcats and 40 Tempest all of them forth mods I could donate.
No, thank you Mr. King Solomon.
I will be getting it.
Thank you, no good sir.
Thank you, no good sir.
I need, hold on, let me see if I can pay my blue shield.
Here we go.
When you buy the figure group of 59 ammo.
Yeah, I got you.
And five Vintage Doll.
Gotcha.
Thank you, sir.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Last raid, best raid right here.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We said the big odds were with the double quarter pounder.
I appreciate that's the same need.
Uh-huh.
So the big odds from us in Canada. I need it back now
You guys already lost your big odd privileges
That's only having 150k space dollars and being poor buddy that was $35 that was
$35, okay, but you're not getting me down. You're not getting me down. I have
50,000 X my money today
Let's ride!
.
.
.
.
.
Oh, we're late, late, late for the port date.
Oh, we should have find the winners.
Yep.
You're the winners.
Get the goo.
Scoot down.
Infiltrate the dealer.
Easy easy.
Find the supplier.
What?
What?
Got a fire over here.
Where's your fire?
Ooh.
Oh what a fire over here a clue follow me boys
It's got to be the winners, it's got to be the winners, the winners, 100%.
She's too far, she's too far.
Alright, they're getting teeny-tiny around here.
Probably won't turn here.
It's much, much...
Oh!
Oh my god, did I get that? Was that me here?
I think so, I got all you had to bullet.
No way!
You see that, boys?
Jeez!
Oh!
Lelugabuga sent...
Mr. Peanut!
Today is my girlfriend, Sarah's birthday.
What fell down?
Can you please wish her a happy birthday?
Oh!
We've slowly transformed her into a fungalator.
Oh
I'm gonna hit the cleanest son on this pussy. Oh right now. Oh, okay, he's at the wall
I
Got one got one got one oh we got it we got it we got it
Wait, wait, wait, I need to get one more
Yeah, yeah, one more he's just sitting on the wall
Oh, it's your jewelry
Your jewelry
He's gonna rest
Going towards you
Oh
Oh my they bolt just about to die. No, they didn't know they did it. Oh, they're stupid
You're good work boys good work that was impressive I've never seen that technique before
That was incredible that was incredible
What did that voice right did that right now?
You're gonna squeal for me pig you get a squeal for me peeing
Show yourself, show yourself!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
How are you not dead?
Got him!
That guy was resilient.
There he was.
Oh!
I can grab a little bit of their goop before you go to the swamp.
Up, up, up.
See you soon, little something boys.
See you soon, little something.
Something.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Got that champion?
Ooh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Vividated four, total four.
Oh, Bulkhead four, no way!
Timmons four, another draw four.
Oh wait.
Another total four!
Holy shit.
Back scoop, back scoop!
Shhh!
Back scoop, back scoop, back scoop!
Shit boys shit
We packed we packing
What oh
No way
Say we kill one more team
Oh, who's that from?
I don't know.
Oh, they're not looting!
They're not looting!
Oh, they're poor.
They're poor people.
Uh, yeah.
Can you take this one?
Okay.
They're not poor.
They're not poor.
They're not poor.
Alright, follow me, boys.
She goes.
I
Got to get that shark
You pretend per baby
Maybe.
So much precious.
Where'd they go?
Hmm.
Hmm.
I
Heard the charts it also left much you nothing
They go
They went to Hydra
You pretend to be oh
My god
Oh, got it. Thank God.
You're the Lord's work.
Oh, minus, minus, minus!
Was it minus?
Where's that?
Oh, they're on the giant plate thing!
Oh, God. Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm fucking them up.
I hit four shots, one headshot.
Look, I don't know how we're going to get up there.
I'm going to get out of there, I repeat, ten minutes.
Oh my god, spaces is right here.
And this is mechanical pisser.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you this voice.
I'm gonna hang about here for a second.
George?
Yeah.
I don't want to see the zip on it.
It could be me there.
Ow.
Well.
It's on.
Oh.
Headshot one.
Okay.
it's on
heads on one
Do you have your own budget I don't know get you to market with your boys
I
Don't know how the fuck they got up there
Yeah, maybe a little double snap situation
Another wall
Who has a little time dumb weekend I'm tearing them down I'm tearing them down. Oh my god
Oh, that's 16. Can I try to get on there so that I can knock him?
That's a one! Oh!
Jesus Christ.
Damn.
G-Flood to the Jezusavages.
There by the domes.
You see that? It could be only one health, you see it?
You're crazy.
I
What
Yeah, it's happy up there
Yeah, I I don't this might be a leave angle even if we down what I don't know what we can do with that. Yeah, I don't know
I think you have a zip out of the back side of it.
Oh, I don't know though.
What do you do?
Yeah, he said even if we down one, it's just going to be going to be watching and
they probably got it jolted.
It's kind of a fast push.
You wait till they have to leave.
There's only six minutes.
Oh yeah.
Is this close?
close. Close enough. We do got
you. You got you. You got you.
I see the bastard.
So, we're going to go to
you got the arm for that team.
You could throw a teammate all the way up there. I'd be
totally advanced.
Oh, oh damn those guys close. That was kind of close. She's
I see him
That's that one guys
We what if we shoot species to bring him over there
You think it goes all the way up there?
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm a pass, I'm a pass.
Fuck.
You have to kill these fools.
I've been sacked.
I think I've come down at some point.
If you win the piece of the zipline,
I'm watching this.
You're right on it. Oh, what's your side? She's gonna throw it on the side. Okay. You just keep breaking on it again. Oh
What the hell
That guy is quiet you sneak up on us like that
if you can line mark them let me know
I'm not gonna get down to my 138
no way
stupid robot bitch
I'm good, I'm good
come down, come down, come down right here
just one
God!
Go, go, go!
This one guy went down?
Yeah, yeah, both went down, both went down!
I got it, I got it.
Oh, fucking...
Oh, no, no!
Fucking kidding.
They're getting away, they're getting away!
You see him?
I mean, I don't rock it today, I rock it here.
Ooh, tingles, tingles, tingles!
Ah!
Don't let me escape!
I
Watch them so many times
It says that such a lot of the right over here careful we have four minutes here in company
I got you see she's right here
I'm gonna go finish off his amigo
He's going away you're not going anywhere Buster
Bring it back now y'all bring it back now y'all yeah
Little something something something something something
Oh no way
SCORE!
I got the good shit, I got the good shit, I got the good shit.
You know the bobcat too, the bobcat of the timbers.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's take it across, over here, over here.
We got a little key.
Go, go, go!
Head home at the Red Lakes Hatch.
Fuck you, we're going home!
That should be the guy that had some good stuff.
That was nice, that was nice.
ziplines I will be fine boys we'll be fine
it's a pleasure to take it I'm gonna be back I got some ziplines
price to take those bad boys you can't I can carry your guns to
that's your chin you need more fin yes I'm dropping three right here you
You sure think you can be sure?
Uh, and it's Reynolds shot.
Here.
You're not going to be able to find it.
Do you think this guy's going to the scene spot?
I don't know.
I think he might go to the extract.
The fun.
The guy's fine.
Yes.
We had 28 minutes up on top of that thing.
Just to die.
Here you are, boy.
Here you are.
A little dash of the pen.
I look like a leaper.
two minutes left last chance to get out safely I repeat two minutes
That's Serapina. Thank you. Good job. Excellent raid boys excellent raid
Not too shabby not too shabby the last great
It was a pleasure suffering with you good man. Absolutely pleasure pleasure brother. Pleasure was all mine
Godspeed, have a good night.
See you later brother.
See you later brother.
All right boys, good night mom, good night.
Tomorrow boys, I don't know what tomorrow holds.
It's close you play with tomorrow, what did I say yesterday?
Maybe, I don't know how you do a hut just play with it tomorrow.
I don't know about close you, I'm trying to get close you too.
You want to get off?
I was sleeping for nine and a half hours, I want a burger.
Dino all day. I don't know. Listen boys. This is what we'll do. This is what we'll do.
Everybody join the Discord. I'm gonna put a vote in on the announcement channel.
Maybe I might forget that I'm saying all this. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna
put a vote in on the Discord announcement channel about what to play
tomorrow. You can do dino's. We can do operators. We can do honestly. I'm
Maybe even man thought maybe made that what was she with them with the gang is good
Was he with the gang is feeling we would see it with the gang is doing it see if thieves perhaps you see if these perhaps
Perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps for maybe for maybe
But I know we should tomorrow pay with this a hunch
I think mr. Cokesy do we know no no no we'll play with hutch and Nick Merck's. Oh my god wait oh
My god that means we can't play dinos. Oh my goodness. Oh
Oh my goodness. Well, maybe I'm not certain about that. Maybe we'll play CFT or something.
Maybe we'll play CFT or something. We'll figure that out. I'll let you boys know. I'll let you boys know.
I think tomorrow's hot shit may be Nick Merch, which you might play CFT.
I'll try to go up close and see if it'll be like a four-man crew or something.
Mirathon, New Map. My boy, I might play that as well. I might play that as well on stream.
Perhaps, per chance, maybe. We'll figure that out. We'll wing it. We will wing it.
Also, I know I told you yesterday don't judge me, but I'm doing that fortnight tournament on Saturday as well
We're doing a double stream on Saturday. I'm doing courage this fortnight tournament. I had fun last time
Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll do another one
I'm doing another one do double stream on Saturday double stream on Saturday
Yes, yes, get it out. Yes. I'll be cranking 90s. I'll be cranking 90s
Fuck you get it all out get it all out
Uh, what's the discord? Actually, it's what discord you get in the discord better warm-up up
All the warm-up buddy all no practice all no practice
Plus I'm pretty sure I have it's Timmy on my team, which means we win immediately
I'm pretty sure I'm like I'm pretty certain it's Timmy's on our team, which basically means we win
That guy's a fucking freak that guy that guy is fucking crazy somebody
Somebody makes you that guy's human
All right. Good night everybody. Good night gang
Good night boys. Good night everybody
Good night now
Good night everybody. Good night gang
We might please a more marathon we might please more marathon we might we might we will probably play that new map
perhaps and then we might even play a little bit more man than on stream I'm
not certain yet I'll figure it out we'll figure out what we'll figure out good
night everybody good night good night good night now good night everybody
good night now gang oh missin Chewie my brother takes him away good man good
man and mr. boomer my brother fucks him away good man good man thank you my
boys be cheeky buzz good night buggy ladies good night now good night
Good night, good night!
Good night everybody, good night now!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night! Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
I'm going to go diary in the toilet and do the speed download show.