TheBurntPeanut
SEA OF THIEVES w/ HutchMF, Cloakzy, & Drac | YARG PIRATES | Swab The Poop Deck | #BUNGULATE
03-22-2026 · 6h 54m
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let's go let's go how are you buggy ladies doing on this softy spittoon Saturday gentlemen
we will be setting seas on setting sail across the seas
Pleasure, oh my I let me just be sad this whole fucking thing. We will be setting sail across the seas
Blundering treasure beyond your wildest dreams
I'm not
You shop only out do the announcement I
See I might not have any announcements, but
Okay, I don't have the announcement, but that's what we're doing tonight, boys!
Let me tell you something, it's been a minute since I played this game.
It's been a long while.
I was told we might need Mr. Summit for such endeavors, but I believe that me, Hutz,
Cloaksy, and Mr. Drac can put our minds together and figure out how to win.
Hmm, fraud, no announcements.
Okay, let me hold on.
Do I have any announcements?
I don't think I do.
Hmm
Now I don't have any benefits
This is part two today, did you guys like the fortnight stuff earlier?
I see it a great time even though we lost I had a good time boys
I don't know if you guys had a good time, but I had a good time. I had a good time
I had a good time. I thought I find those those term. It's pretty fun. I find those things pretty much
Hmm, how do you have scurvy? Is that that's pirate ages not we want scurvy again
Is that when the pirate has all the bumps on his junk?
Hey, let me Google that.
Scurvy is scurvy pirate AIDS.
Scurvy is historically known as pirate disease
because it was common among sailors
who did not have access to fresh fruits and vegetables
during long voyages.
It is not a contagious disease like a cold but rather
conditioned by a severe deficiency of vitamin C.
Yeah, exactly what I'm saying.
Yeah, pirate AIDS.
OK, the other makes sense.
Pirate Aids! Pirate Aids! That's Pirate Aids right there!
Pirate Aids! Certified Pirate Aids!
Alright boys, let me get my Arctic Crew!
Let me get my Arctic Crew together boys!
Also, Clumsy Aspire is spotting it.
I know Hans and Dracker ready,
but I don't know where the hell Clumsy is.
We'll see if he's showing up tonight.
50-50 shot! 50-50 shot!
I love Pirate Aids! A good dergillation!
Ah!
Thanks for the zombie sound,
but we'll see if he's a one good man, good ah man!
Get some it as summit yeah, I see that wouldn't be a bad replacement for mr.
Close even doesn't show up that would be a bad that'd be a pretty good idea actually
That'd be a pretty good idea. Is he playing right now? Don't ask him. Don't ask him guys
We gotta make sure close he ain't actually playing don't go over there and ask him don't go over there and ask him
No, he's not playing right now
Day off. Oh, he doesn't see much Saturdays. Oh
I thought someone's dreamed every day all day I
did
He is snowboarding. I think well, we're fucked on that one. All right. Well, hopefully up
Hopefully hopefully cloaks. Oh my god guys guys do I have to play the tutorial? What did that just say? I
Just made a new account. Do I have to play the tutorial? I swear to God if I play the tutorial
Are we so serious do you have to or no?
Can I join a crew? Okay, I don't know why it's telling me I'm not trying to join a crew until you've completed the main voice
Oh perfect. Okay. All right
Okay, let's get this started while we get our crew. Let's get this started
Why does he tell me I can't join a crew? I'm not even trying to join a crew
They sets
I'm not even attempting to join a clue
Why does he keep telling me that?
you're gonna get the game together.
Uh, mmm.
Oh.
I'm sure we can go out.
We'll stop trying to join a crew.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, my God.
All right, let me get the game together.
Let me get the game together. Oh, of course, he text me.
Oh.
Oh, of course he's doing it.
We're good. We're good.
We don't need something. We don't need something.
We're good. We're good.
I need to be right here. There we go.
Oh, I see what's going on. Someone is spam joining my party.
Okay, that's what's going on. That's what's going on.
I'll have to figure out why she let me go ahead and do that right now.
I don't figure out how to block those.
Well, let me, well, you see, I gotta, I gotta block this.
Speak properly.
Well, I'm blocking the invites one second, boys.
One moment, give me one second.
Okay, I have no idea how to block the invites.
All right, never mind.
Okay, we're just fucked.
Hold Q to open the equipment radio, all right.
Ooh, a banana.
Use mouse to select the food
and release Q to confirm selection.
Ooh, take the banana.
I'm not sure.
There! You look better already.
Maybe even strong enough to reach the sea of thieves.
Oh my!
Don't look so surprised.
These days they call me the Pirate Lord.
But back when I discovered this place I was just a bold explorer like you.
Guys, how much of that are you?
I dream to find uncharted waters,
fearing treasures and rife with danger,
where every sunrise brought a new adventure.
Somebody find me!
You've been brave to make it this far.
Not many do.
Now he's done last crossing time.
Wait, okay, all right.
All right, you, sir, you have to slow it down for me, sir.
You have to slow it down for me.
I gotta go to the Xbox app.
You slow it down for me, Chief.
Slow it down.
Slow it down for me, Chief.
Slow it down.
Slow it down for me, Chief.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
I need something quick.
Uh, mm.
I can be one second boys, give me one second.
That's not Xbox, that's Steam.
Oh, shit it is.
We don't know, they need to be longer with an Xbox account.
No, no, it's Xbox, it's Xbox.
Settings, HUD, disabled game invites.
Oh, thank God, oh my God, you are a lifesaver.
You are a lifesaver, sir.
You are a lifesaver.
You are a lifesaver.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Oh my goodness, you are a lifesaver.
You are a lifesaver.
It wasn't easy, it was settings hide and then what?
Entongue hide, enable, unstable connection indicator, radio, what was it, what was it?
Disable give advice, okay, okay, gotcha, hmmm, oh got it, bam, thank you boys, thank
you boys pick up the cutlass
I
Start why am I still getting advised?
We'll figure out a second you get out of here you get out of here
It's extra stow idiot equipment, okay, got it?
Speak to the pirate, the one.
There's far more to being a pirate than a blade in your hand and a love of other people's
money.
It's about finding your way through ancient caverns by lamplight, digging up long lost
treasures.
I'm raising a frothing great tanker of grog when you lift a tank-
YAAAARGH!
There was nothing in there, Gene.
For all that, you'll need the right equipment.
You can start by taking this old shovel.
Okay!
I stood up for a long time down here, back in the day, but I'll show you the way.
I'll do that through the turn of the oil.
You free shovel!
received just cue the space to view your quest all right okay okay okay let the map
using this. Hold Q, got it. Hold Q. Press space. Space. Select the map using your mouse.
Okay, I'm hovering over the map and released Q to confirm selection.
Guys, am I an idiot?
Or is it?
What?
Am I doing something here?
Am I doing something wrong here?
X marks the spot.
RRRRRAAAAGH!
SHUT THE HELL WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT THE THING AT THE BOTTOM!
REED, I'M RIDIOT!
Hold Q.
Respace. Select the map. Release Q. I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna kill a guy. In the game.
Oh my god! I did left click it!
That's your map select the map don't release it like you space. I'm left clicking on the map
That one
I
Already holding you with that's how this video is open go to the eggs
All right, we're just gonna ignore what I tell you do at the bottom of the screen really go that we're gonna ignore that
How far boy the babies
How far boy?
How do I get here I think there's a map down here
Okay, all right, oh we're on the island with the treasure
We're on the island it's over here boys
Right over here.
It's next to a round rectangle and a red circle bus thing.
That's probably the rectangle.
And that's probably the red bush!
Probably right, they're probably right here. Well, I think it's right here. I think it's right here.
Hey, we're pretty good at this boys. We're pretty good at this.
There it is!
a couple more of these bad boys I swear to God it goes back to tell me to
honk you turn the old sailors chest in the pirate Lord oh all right we got to
for the pirate lord you'd be very happy with that so we found a chest please
the hell is hot chat you got this discord
where can you grab hot in town to join my discord oh so with the pirates
super-secret quest there you go you like it chest let's see if she still fights
the secrets she got it I don't think that's how you open a chest
Well, take equipment from the sailor's chest.
Okay!
Hell yeah!
We got the nine!
Use the mouse button, the middle mouse button.
Oh.
A fine weapon shall serve you well out there.
Fuck yeah.
You see that, boys?
steal
This deal
Let's you to open the radio. All right select any item using that and release Q. I'm gonna grab this bucket
And you good cap now you look like a true pirate
Yeah, there's plenty more to see so why not stretch your legs and explore
I'll be here when you're ready to leave. I'm ready to leave
Hey, we're joining your discord. Yeah, sorry. I just oh
How were you miss times good day good day good day, I have successfully completed a tutorial
have you ever played see if I'm guessing obviously not you just completed it
who do I have I even did I even did the big plus at the top line I just I just
I was too lazy to find one of the counter I'm gonna do one news like you do
maybe ready to say the ship still needs repairs go I am loading in oh I'm not
I'm not done with it. I'm not done with it. I gotta attend to the ship's wounds.
Yard.
Just give me like, give me a second.
Okay, sounds good.
Give me a, give me a...
Give me a second yard!
One moment yard!
Well, I came to her wounds.
I decided you had spots.
Yeah, that's all I...
Yeah, that's what I told you I made a new one. I didn't really care
There's F on a sail lake rope at the back of the ship
Yerg I make the ship erect again
I
Yard eyes his boys she is
She be erect
Direct as our seed our man on Viagra here
Let me open it first
I
Would from the wood barrel, right? Okay. I'm on it. Oh
Yeah, we're packing wood already we are packing with already use the wood to repair the base of the mast
F over here
Which was FOV
Got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, she feel right boys. I
I am almost to be a suggestion
We have to use ship it will take damage from collisions and con and fire
Okay, it's like the bucket all it's scoop. Yes do a little bit scoop it
All righty, I'm back.
Oh!
You know my ship?
Yarg!
I be finding a mouse on this ship, hunch!
I'm- oh my god, every time I go down there, there's another one!
Yarg!
There's gonna be mice on this ship!
Ha ha ha!
I smash you with water.
Yarg!
He sat me seeing the lights of him be around these parts any longer
What you know, I'm gonna talk like that for seven hours if you don't like that fuck you
Don't want to oh boy, yeah, dude over boy, which ever the sale they drove the back of the ship
God.
Yargwees head sail!
Aye! The big beautiful blue!
Back again!
Yargwees!
May we be up to you pirates!
With your ship fully restored, passage through the shroud now beckons.
Take care of this dangerous last level of voyage.
Threats of all shapes and sizes alert when it's about to fall.
Keep the wind in your sails and attire that horizon, and I'm sure you'll have no trouble.
Once you make it through, I will be waiting for you.
World of Adventure Becquets.
Crank in that thang. YAAAARGH, MATHEED!
I do be crankin' the wheel.
I'm not too sure what it wants me to do now.
But whatever it is, me will be ready.
Cheese!
Let us drink some slog together, boys!
I can't be from and not Topotiko Heart Center.
It be from Yarg!
Yes, Yarg.
That's another ship, Yarg.
What the hell am I supposed to be doing right now, Yarg?
Keep sailing- Aye aye, Captain!
Yard, thank ye, thank ye, for the tip, just the tip yard, where I will provide the sap.
It's bein' sharks?
Maybe they'll be in sharks.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yarn, mern!
Mern!
Mern the cannons!
Aye!
He won't let me down!
Aye!
Aye!
Aye!
Aye!
Aye!
Aye!
Aye!
Aye!
He won't be passing by this side anytime soon the lassie
Oh
Galleon on the port side
I know the cannon
I am erected!
Yeah!
They take much more, can you lassie?
Oh, I missed! On purpose to give them a chance, Yarg!
They're getting away, Captain!
I've been missing a lot recently!
Yarg! Let us set sail once again!
this way you're perhaps this way I know I'm almost yeah I'm almost done I'm
I almost done my hunch, hunch, maybe.
Your hunch!
Your hunch!
I decide to squeeze as big as a,
as a large ship.
Take that a large ship!
Why you had to be there?
You should have seen her, she was beautiful.
Alas, there I was, yee.
Did you hide, did you hide up there?
You're welcome to hide your name, your...
Yarrr! No, but there is a way! Yarrr! Within the settings! I! To block invitations! Yarrr!
You be going, Lassie! To settings and HUD! Yarrr! And disable given by time!
Yarrr! In disabled, in identification! Yarrr! How do we get in by each other? Yarrr!
Yarrr! That is a great question! Yarrr! Yeah!
perhaps perhaps we disable it for just a moment here I just saw my ship crash
into another ship yeah we will disable it for just a mere salty second when we
invite each other. I don't care how old this gets within the next 10 minutes I'm
doing it for the whole seven hours you are. You can shove a barrel in your ass.
How do we invite each other, YAR!
Hey! Well, how far crew be, be, be, um, Indemitons Locker!
So, so maybe!
No, no, we can still play, we'll get on a big train.
I don't, I can't understand you, YAR!
Oh, yeah, sorry.
YAR! We can still get on our own same train!
I
That'd be a grand idea
That's why you are the captain assistant
First mate
I am back on what is I
Pirate has ever said
In the movie with Jack black. Oh, it's not Jack black captain black
They do that they it means yes, it's a y y y e
Hey matey!
Jack Sparrow, that's what I meant!
Not Captain Jack!
Jack Sparrow, Yar!
I'm gonna...
Wait, how do I change the shit size?
Do I have to leave, Yar?
Yar! Yar!
Yes matey!
I have to...
I'll let me leave then!
I can't be...
I'll be leaving the shore.
Let me let me get you in here
Okay, you have to you have to purchase a ship now oh
Shit, we're investing the fuck are you talking about you have to chat am I the wrong one? Oh, I'm in the wrong one
Okay, never mind never mind sorry
No, no, I'm getting a word.
Repeat it, when you guys are in-game hide-the-survey-idees, snipers have DDoS streamers in the past.
What the fuck are we doing?
Hi!
And the hell are we doing?
Hi, that's...
Oh my goodness, where are their fathers at?
Arr, that's...
Wow, I...
Imagine being the person that does that genuinely for just like two seconds
It's all like close our eyes for a second. That would be fucking hilarious
All right, let me invite you close crew
Okay, confirm and assemble
Invite friend. It has she remote. We got you sure about wait. I don't know how I'm still getting
Okay, I might just decline your invite because I was declining a bunch of invites. No you didn't top right
They're sending you invites because your name is the top right of your screen. I'm getting them to but I yeah
Let's just let's enable say streamer mode
We do that how do you see your body? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think we have each other on steam yet. Yarr
We definitely do have each other on the steam you do it you lassie. Yes, yeah
I don't know. I'm kind of fucking confused all around. I don't know what's happening. I'm
looking for the, I'm looking, I'm googling, I mean, I mean, I, I'm looking up on the,
the salty web. How to, how to, how to, okay, I'm getting so many fucking invites.
Invite to play. I invited you.
How to turn on stream mode?
I'm getting so many invites.
How to turn on stream mode in Sea of Thieves?
Not everybody that's inviting me is such a fucking loser.
Please fucking, please don't, please don't get AIDS, I would say.
Please don't get AIDS.
Please, that would be horrible. I would be very sad.
Um, alright, let me hold up one second. One moment, Yard.
Oh, Drac is in the channel above us, sleepy.
Hi!
Welcome aboard, Lassie!
Errgh!
Errgh!
Jack, I'm inviting you.
I'm going to go to settings, yard, gameplay, yard, crew management, yard, and replace
game attached yard.
Step that to on.
Aye.
Alright?
Alright, gameplay.
Holy shit, this is AIDS.
Waste nothing but the best for all these people sitting me invites. I wish nothing, but the best
How do you get the settings oh
to
Doesn't exist. Oh
Hi gamer tags, you're not
They can hud it does
Yeah, hi gamer tags from me
I names from me hide guild hide my gamer tag on banners. Where's that? I'd
Under HUD under hide is tied name at the top right of my fucking screen so people can't add me
Yeah, I've already figured out a way past that as well
What are we doing here all they have to do is be an affection that you don't have the requirements for they get
Right past the invite block
I'm turning all this off
Okay, I
Well, I don't think it shows the number when you're in the game. You can do the name plates do the name plates I
Think I think we'll just have to invite each other and then once we're in the game
I don't think we'll see any of the invites about
Alright, okay
Oh, yeah, I'll invite you are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready
All right, I try and send some invites here go ahead
Should I leave this world? No, I don't you can't I need you to be dead
Now they're all inviting me so I can't invite you I
I I definitely do not wish the worst on that person
And all the people seeing is invites with grand oris amounts of aves and terrible misfortune
I invited you to get that
I
Don't think so. No
Not yet not yet. Oh
I invited you again. Go ahead travel more time. Yeah, I did
Okay
Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm gonna re-enable invite since everybody else except for you can get faster. Anyways
All right. All right now try
did it I
I am so I can get me here be enable
enable
Oh, wait, I have a way I can join your game through steam. I'm good. I'm in I'm in you're in okay
Is that your name? Is it okay? All right, okay. I mean, I'm still hiding my screen. I'm still hiding my screen
We have to wait for track together the tutorial
Right. I think dracking jump on our ship right chat dracking joy. Yeah, you join up later on I think all right
Let's go
By the way, I think I just checked and there's a guy. I mean, I coax he is yeah coax
He's on CFD but he's he's afk
That cuz he downloaded it and it loaded and he's just sitting there
All right, he says gonna be open five minutes though. That's what he said
42 minutes
I
Now make sure to be able to blocking invite setting I
Did you choose the galleon
I do not want to do that again, y'all!
Y'all are the eye!
Are- are- eye!
I'm currently still loading in for some reason, y'all.
I- I am at a table!
Oh, I'm hearing you talk in-game.
Uh...
Just to talk? Enable it? Y'all!
Ah...
Uh...
Do we- are we- do we- are we wanting to talk in-game?
I don't think so. Then we want to talk in Discord.
He won't cause you to be hard as you move quietly. You need to be hidden hold z to access disguise radio
You can turn into a yes
Yes, that's it's called tucking a summit invented it back in the day early crap
You got to disable
You can move around look. Yeah, I'm a chest
How do I disable my microphone?
Just turn it on push the top. Oh, I'm still receiving invites. I
Yeah, how do I turn off the fights?
I think we might have to restart our game after we disable the fights.
Which is completely a-dar.
You're asking a lot from me right now.
You're asking so much from me.
Well, honestly, I think we're good.
I think we're good.
I think we're good to go.
settings hide disabled game invites this guy is very upset with what you said he's
in pace invented talking my dude is that true you lied to me face 22 and
summit I don't know who was the one who originated it I don't give a fuck suck my
Johnson I don't know pace so I'm gonna say someone invented it I'm one of the
homies he's one of the homies good guy great guy good but are all right
Wait, my invite stopped. What about yours?
I'm good.
Oh, you're good.
Oh, no. I have to turn the HUD back on above your head.
Your name is Healing the Vean.
Okay.
Is that a name you chose?
I s- No, no. How do I- Okay.
What do you see above my head?
Your exact name.
With the numbers?
Yes.
I fuck you.
fuck you
I didn't show it, I didn't show it
Hi!
What the fuck?
Hi!
You're baby
Turn on streamer mode
What do I turn on streamer mode at?
There is a streamer mode, you go HUD
and then you go down to name visibility
and you hide the game attacks from you
Well I got somebody who actually plays this game
in my chat named Raccoon so I'm waiting
I don't see it Raccoon
i'm looking to save a session of the case in this case that is that is that it
settings hud school down to name visible arched name plates
disabled shorting plates above my crewmates off
yet what we don't want that being up because we want to be able to see who's
our teammates
when ever we get a fight will be attacking each other
eighty
i have no idea i want to see in that
i don't think it exists
i have no idea
there is a supermodel
i'm opening up
i'm looking
it's under gameplay, somebody is saying
gameplay?
uh... i have been one guy to R
fuck
me
R
i don't see it
i'm muting until i find this
I look in or how does it see what's your mode I mean how do it able to mode on
sea of thieves it's thinking it's thinking for a long time it's just as the
word thinking I what the fuck has AI become dumber
It was already kind of dumb.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Navigate to settings, gameplay, scroll onto the streaming section.
And there is no streaming section.
Okay.
There's supposed to be something called
replace gamer tags, but I don't see it.
Honestly, I don't think it matters.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
No, it doesn't matter,
because we've already blocked all invites.
I don't care if they're reaching by again,
so they're gonna get past that anyways.
They have it at the beginning of a stream.
Yeah, where the hell is Hotch?
Hotch, can you see me?
I'm just turning these back on.
Wait.
Wait, yeah, wait, oh no, I know it.
I don't wanna do it.
I don't wanna do it at everything.
Wait.
Hotch, I don't wanna do it.
Wait, so many thoughts?
I don't wanna do it.
Tell Hudge I know how to do it.
Tell Hudge I know how to do it.
I figured it out.
I figured it out.
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
You go to settings, hide.
Hide.
All right.
If you go to name visibility, what a hide game attacks from me on.
Then go to name plates, and you want to do show name plates above my teammates on.
So that way it still shows the name plate, but it doesn't show your name.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
So show name plate above my crewmates on.
Yes, but show game, yeah.
then but
But hide game attacks from me is also on a name visibility
Name visibility high game attached to me on
Okay, this is really bad. Everybody already has my name and everybody's name so
I once hot sun means we'll tell him I'm gonna get this everybody
Are you in a game already?
It's enough to finish it up see
What do we need to get the superdue again? I forgot I
Goop in barrels
Goop in barrels give me goop in our barrels I
Am back yard get it fixed yard
Don't worry. I have I
All right good. We all have it. We all have it ready. It looks like somebody only stopped all of our barrels, so we're good
We should get more on the island. Yeah, so all these barrels around us will have it
Oh, look over there. There's an event going on
I remember that the clouds mean something
you. Oh. Wisdom. Don't leak
something. What are you leaking? What are you doing? No, nothing. I just I clicked on
something. I was afraid it was going to leak. I'm trying to get something in. Anyway,
So it's kind of whatever.
Aye.
Yeah, which box should I get for us? Just cannons?
Storage box apparently there we can take.
Oh, we can take some out of these barrels here.
Yeah, I'm getting boxes right now.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Where did those go?
Are those on our ship?
She looks like a very kind lady.
Just F on her.
Aye!
Aye!
Aye, I was getting a quick cookie.
I had a cookie delivered to me.
I'll eat that later, Yar.
All right, let's get a couple more supplies for the beans.
Let's see.
I'll give her a couple more bananas
and a couple more coconuts.
That should do.
You honestly already have,
wait, how do you already sell a cream?
Where'd you get that?
Oh
They have traps boys look at that. They've got traps
That's new I've never seen that before I
Drunk where you be getting all these crates at I
Bought all these crates. I bought all these crates, so I got cannon fruit wood, and I accidentally sold the bananas
I
Oh
Again, we're our food crates yard. Yeah, I sell the food crates. I think there's food crates over there
Hi, I put some worms in the food crates
Our enemy tea food for the fishes
Grabbing a couple more bananas and tomatoes
does. If you grab the crates up top and you storm in our boat then you can go to
the island with the crates and grab more. But what do crates do? It stores stuff so
instead of filling up your pockets you can fill up the crates. Why?
Watch, can you, can you find me?
Yarrg, yes I can, yarrg.
Yarrg.
Arrg.
I'm still getting lost in my own ship.
I have a lot of things I've never seen before, including merfrude.
Never seen that before.
Follow me, boys.
I
Reach are the crates already full or do we have to fill them up?
Yep, so if you grab that crate come over here. I'll show it to you. I just do gene. Is that one of you?
There's no fucking way are you in a game? Thank God?
I thought I thought we were screwed
Jack you have to mute your mic in game
Let me see these crates, or else we want to take all the food from the crate, or there's
no food in the crate.
Yeah, but you can come up here.
Come up here.
There's f**king wood.
Or else we want to put it in the wood barrel.
Yeah, go to the wood barrel and it'll give you like a whole F to unload.
Got it?
So we can take that whole thing over to the same things you were looting those barrels,
and you can just hold F and it'll load every one of those barrels inside of that.
I... made these, I believe we have enough supplies I see, we set sail toward that event!
Agreed, agreed.
Who is this?
Who is who?
Sorry, I got a strike that I'm coming.
I... I be raisin'... I anchor, I...
I believe Jack...
Jack, get me out of here!
I be anchor be raisin'!
I think we may have enough supplies. Hoisting the anchor!
Oh, there's a double barrel.
Get a rope almost towards me. I don't know what that is!
Aye, oh my God, Drac, you are sexy.
Aye, the anchor! Be hoisted.
Thanks for the help.
Jackass is our...
There's a four-man anchor. Aye!
me back be hurtin you drive you drive you drive all right I think I won't I'm
thinking as well whoever's thinking motion to be driving okay I can drive
yard I'm the guy you drive all over sales I'll manage sales I'll stand
you're naked crack come these sails take the one you want to move these to
where it's in the wind you see the wind moving in the air I am going towards
the event captain not that one this one right now captain's assistant
look right here they're always behind it okay and you want to move it into the
in now on the middle one we want to set
this one a little bit higher so peanut
can actually see where the hell he's
flying thank you I was just thinking
that I'm not you know can you see yet I
can see yes I all right cool thank you
I was just thinking how I might I was
trying to figure out a sea
aren't there's any one on this vessel
know what this event is. This is a ship event, a ghost ship event. There's gonna be a bunch
of ships. We gotta kill the bunch of ships. We don't really want to go to this. We're
gonna go to the one where there's a skull above an island. That's where we want to
go with. Aye! Arb! Arb! Let's skip this one and let's head that way. Let me pull
Let's blow up my lass and see if I can see one!
I...
I...
I... I see nothing!
Yarrr, come down to the bottom of the ship, Yarrr!
Yarrr, I'm coming down!
I... Oh yes, there's a bump! I forgot to... I...
Look at the map yard!
Oh, there's a fine penis there, Lassie!
Oh my god, a cock!
Allow me to enhance it!
I will drive this ship for a moment.
Aye, there's only a set number of circles.
I cannot make the penis buzzer.
Let me just make it better.
There we are!
Oh, like...
Your head is a little swollen, Yard.
I only have one testicle.
I...
Alas, I have not enough circles for the other ball.
I see the...
I see that...
That's the...
Thing that you said I...
What direction?
Let me get one of these circles. I need one.
What direction? It is north-west eye!
Jack, command the sails!
You know what that means when I'm coming?
Oh, sorry.
Yarrr! Grab these sails lassie!
And you better do it soon, Yarr!
Or you'll know what I mean more!
Aye! Aye!
I am the captain!
Do I put it left-hunched?
Fuck you!
Into the wind!
Into the wind.
Like, uh, yeah, so right now we're into the wind, so you want to move it far right to be able to catch it.
I went all the way far left.
Aye!
We be going north-west now, boys.
Aye.
Catch that wind in the sails, P, and then try and hold it a little bit.
Ah, I-
Like-
Like-
I got it.
Ah.
Okay, you do that captain's assistant.
I like to get my team mate.
Can I be like the ship or you can be the ship or
that's I will permit it ships gesture you are
big bite of cookie ice cream
for the captain
Hi, holy fuck!
I would suck 10 homeless pirates for this.
It is so delicious.
Oh my god!
We'll make a pipe yard.
Arr, get your own!
Mayday, fuck you!
Arr!
My wife just brought me a frowny yard!
I shall join you!
Arr, your wife-
Have you ever seen this game at all?
Fuck no!
Okay, come here.
I've never seen a lady either!
Yari!
Yari!
Yari!
Yari!
Yari!
Alright, got a scary yard.
So, in order for us to board a ship, Pena will have to drive us and get us to like an angle.
What we'll do after that is, we'll angle our cannons in a way that we're in front of the ship,
Jump into the top of that cannon go ahead jump into the top of the can we have to say right or hit R on it
And then left quick
Left quick. That's my right
What the fuck are you so whenever we're in a shit battle
No shit, no woman for that one here
So you'll have a mermaid that's gonna pop up in the water
Go for the mermaid and it will teleport you back to the ship
Why have you interacted with the mermaid to return to your ship?
Oooh
I was first time interacting with any mermaid here
You're serious
You're serious
Oh my god
oh my gosh he's hot are you single yard oh that's a dude
Tina you should try and do this yourself so you understand how it works
let me put down the cookie I'm already know how to do all this oh okay I
I forgot you played.
I did.
I did.
You did.
He's on.
Now, next game.
Peanut, come here.
Hold up.
We're not going northwest anymore, aye.
Figure it out.
Aye.
Arr, I be turning this shit.
To the northwest.
Aye.
Alright.
We're gonna play a game.
Okay.
Peanut, get over here.
Get over here on this side.
Uh, our one moment almost to the northwest, Captain. This isn't.
Here we go.
Jack, you should probably make sure we don't crash into anything while we're playing this drinking game.
Although I gotta turn a little bit more.
We're gonna hit that rock if I don't die.
Or we should be good-eyed.
All right.
Oh, what the?
50-50.
ARGH!
I just teleported all the way back to the...
to the thing.
All right, what is the freaking game?
Mm.
Old Q.
Click F once.
And then go to your, uh, drink.
All right.
All right, we got it!
Now, you get on that, I get on this one, we slam the brew, and whoever stays on the longest wins.
Are you ready?
Aye!
I click, raise your glass, matey!
Oh, he's drinking, all right.
Do I just keep holding down that click?
Yep.
I can drink you under the table!
All right, don't fall off.
Aye, there's be no challenge.
Aye, there's be no challenge.
Aye!
This is hard.
Aye, it's getting harder.
Aye!
Aye!
Aye, what the- what the hell are-
the whole ship to my cell phone a guy in the arm over there's your hang we tried
hi a tie hopefully we do not crash I got this man the ship while we are gone
assistant to the assistant to the captain
Is that a rock?
Aye, what the...
What the...
What is that?
That's a new spear gun.
How do I use that?
It's in the boat.
I'm back on the boat.
I'm still a little drunk.
There's this...
There's this spear gun you're talking about.
Oh, chat saying I lost.
Damn it!
Aye!
Cheers to that, hearty maids!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'll have to grab another...
RUM!
And not the botico hot salsa after this!
Adjourney low!
Are you guys a little seasick?
I'm drunk.
I'm...
Jack, we might be driving into an island.
Oh, shit!
Uh, hold up, let me get the...
How do I- oh.
How many guns can you hold?
Why are two? Okay.
Alright.
Two would do it, two would do it.
Hey, dude, you talking about a horse?
Aye!
I hate being...
Oh.
We haven't checked the map for like 10 minutes.
I think we should check in.
We already passed it.
Perfect.
I turned the ship around.
3 points earned.
You want to go directly south.
How do I put it in reverse?
It's a fucking ship you dip ass. You don't die.
You might be dumb.
go south are you pleasure me so I oh that's my job as a simple her war are you
are shepherding my cutlass you are shepherding my cutlass I am in full mass
There's a chest on the bow of the ship yard
Where?
Where?
Hi!
Where's that?
Look behind you.
Look behind you.
Hi!
Hi!
You're no longer a gesture.
You're no longer a gesture.
You're no longer a gesture.
You're no longer a gesture.
Hey, you're no longer a chest by the way
Is that we could do that thing or do you have to wait till there's an event on it I
Think that's just a trading up post. Oh
We're getting close to that skull thing by the way. I think it's that
Do you that small island or this red and green thing?
who's that pretty good oh I is a
reaper's chest that be sounding good
maybe I see no hot yard you know what
You know what that is
Hotchai
What is it? That should be a Reaper's chest
We can dive down and grab the Reaper chest at the bottom. Let me hit the
Well, hold up. Don't hit the don't hit the thing yet. I'll let you know three two one now
Let's go perfect
Where is this here chest? Can we drown by the way?
Yar, yes, mate, the arrow. What's at the bottom? What's at the bottom?
Where? Oh, I found a sapphire as true as the ocean's blue.
I might stick it up my rectum.
Ooh, let me know how it feels.
I hear I will let you know, baby.
Hi, you've come back to the ship with but fuck nothing. I are you oh, I do you think something
This wasn't a vacation this we are Windows shopping. I
What is this okay guys, I'm gonna say something
And peanut I'm saying this
So you don't do anything with it. I
I
Know don't know I know I say yes. Yes. I won't do anything. I won't do anything with it
All right, there's a black barrel
Black powder barrel on our ship
Do not pick it up and press left quick
That's what I do with the skull and where we store
I
The one that we are being seen wait no, that's our friend what what do you mean a friend?
Yeah, they work for us. I guess I
Welcome to the crew
You know top months there they are little shy
Why did they except from the Reaper's chest? Yeah
Yeah.
Hi.
Got me up there, Long John and Ventress Anderson.
Press X.
Hi.
Thank you.
You are my favorite on the crew.
All right, let's make sure we get everything from the ship.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
I thought a horn of fair wins
Use this artifact to fill your sails for extra speed knock over opponents and put on fires. Oh my god wait
Isn't God weapon wait does somebody join our team?
uh
I don't think so
We mean
Okay, sure that wasn't the skeleton. What do you mean there what?
How many times can you use this? Is this like in the Spongebob movie where you can all use it once oh?
Yeah, there's a random guy here
Wait there is the fuck is that I have no idea
What's his name?
harness fortune
I
Is that closeie, so I try to let me drop my name plates, and I will see don't come next to me
It's fucking close
He has been leaked I I've leaked this game attack
Wasn't that hard to guess it was just an extra Z
on this on the captain's wheel I would like to test something yes hi hi she
works hi he's you were okay
I was actually picking things up and we were set this next to the captain's
real decent gays I like how close it's
way to decide that this going I turn off
my end game like so oh my there's so
much cool stuff down here oh my god I
just want to try it up dog time's we are
already accidentally what I got I got
rid of this fear that we had that's
Nooo! What's here?
I-
It's just a buddy!
He was so cool!
What's been in your get rid of?
What's beer I brought?
I got an even cooler spear!
Hold that quick with it.
There's so much to pick up.
More than you do.
Let it go!
Hey!
You're a Poseidon now y'all. I will put this next to the captain's reel as well
Everybody get inside. We're fighting the big ship. Oh, no hold on. We haven't gotten all the treasure yet
Hold on now. There's so much stuff down there. We're leaving. No, we're not. I'm getting so much cool fucking shit
There's so much oh my god, wait, oh my goodness. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, grab grab grab my stuff with my hands with this
I
How I know my oxygen I
Don't know y'all. Hey, hopefully I did a dryer. I've got this from my hands
You miss
Hi, that was me. You have to drop that can't grab it from your hands. I believe you can our actually
You take one more gender super missing anything I
I thought a box of immaculate diamonds boxes load
Which one
Wait, who's this? Who's this guy? These are guys, too. No guys down there
All right
Oh, who are those guys?
I think he cracked me.
What?
We're having my box of evacuated diamonds.
I can't kill it.
All right, I give up.
Oh.
We're having my box of evacuated diamonds.
Guys, remember that hole, like us getting DDoS to the server?
I think it's happening right now.
I perfect iron.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
It's for sure happening right now.
Hiiiiiiiiii!
R, what the, what the hell, what the fuck?
I'm still in, join up on me boys!
Hiiii, what a sweet treat, R.
Did you join me through my steam?
Oh, I died.
I'm dead.
Oh, you also got kanked.
Apparently we have to hide good the server code.
We do want to do that?
I don't know.
I cannot believe we're getting Dino's already.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight.
Oh, Cloaksy's here.
Welcome in, Mr. Cloaksy.
He's muted.
Ah, perfect eye.
Oh, these are tight.
This side would suck.
That's why I said shit.
I want to join my previous session.
Do I say yes?
Yeah, go ahead and join.
Yeah.
Or do you think we have to switch servers because of the DDoS?
code me we are we do what what code we hide boys is it we know what code we hide
okay I motion disconnected perfect perfect hi that's great we have gotten
D-DOS off the server we know we do we know what guys what code you hide to
stop that we know what we do we don't you can hide game of tags you but how do
you how do you hide the server code not possible you can't hide the server
We did how do you find our server?
Hunch?
Drag?
Is there any failure to connect
to the Sea of Thieves servers?
Aye, you're saying the same.
Aye, we have already figured that out.
Oh, yeah, I was sitting on the boat
and then I teleported like a thousand meters in the air.
I think we just hide the screen until we're all
all in the game.
It's all we do.
Okay, I'm gonna leave this on.
Mm.
What?
Is that it?
Is that all you do?
Mm.
So, basically what's happening is.
Okay.
Is that these individuals are hopping from server to server.
There's a program that they use.
I'm getting told this from people who play the game.
And when they find our servers
through that hop method, that program,
they can see our names
and they DDoS the server that they're connected to themselves.
So no matter what we do tonight,
this will continue to happen and there is quite literally
nothing we can do about it.
Oh my god.
I'm usually the like optimistic like hey we can
find a way to, there's, there's, Peanut I mean this, there is zero way that we
can play this game.
What if we ask him to stop? Wait hold on!
Clonesy could be on to something.
Clonesy could be on to something.
He's cooking.
Wow, that's a safe.
How did you stop?
How did someone play it then?
That was before this program existed, I'm guessing.
So we just can't play CFDs and we can't play it?
We can play safer Cs.
What's that?
Where we run into no other players and there's no PVP.
Aye.
That sounds kind of aides. I would like to kill someone.
Yeah, there's just, yeah, there's, we can't play the game.
All right. Secondary idea.
I was certain we cannot play this game at all.
Absolutely 100 percent certain that we
I mean, they found us in 10 minutes the first time.
They're going to keep doing this.
Aye. That is, that is, wow, that is.
I hope they find their fathers.
Someday, that would be great.
Um
Okay, well then what if what if we all hop on some C edge to I?
I'm in you guys after that buzz kill. I actually was down for see if you yeah, I was no I was so that's that's brutal
That's that is crazy. That's what that's a shame. That is such a shame Wow
That's a shame
You need alternative accounts and not to leak the gamer tags at all and then you can play. Oh
Yeah way
Man, that's a shame
That is so sad. That is so sad. That's a shame
on
Wow
Can you play CS on control? I bet you it's because a coaxie
I bet that's what's going on there probably jealous of your massive penis true
Mm-hmm. That's what's going on extremely average. Oh
Who's enough for me, I was basically us to you guys ready
Yeah, that is such a bad that's crazy
The fact that it was on official like there's no like servers like that's just the game is insanity
Yeah, that is crazy. That's unfortunate. That's unfortunate
That's unfortunate
It seems like that's kind of happening with a lot of games where where where outside people can mood on our game and experience like a lot of games
They're demand
If that happened recently with another game, what game is it?
Well, I mean always we get stream sniped and the aisle we get stream sniped and they can deos the servers to I
Don't know if you like it. Ah
That's a shame. That's a shame
That's a shame. I'm on CS2. Honestly, I've been kind of interested to play CS2 a little bit. Anyways
Yeah, I was hoping to get a little bit of a buzz though and see if these
Now we sad drink now we sad drink I drink because we're depressed
Yeah, we're playing see it these later guys woohoo. I was looking forward to that dude at the same
I went out I got a bottle of rum
Wait did you really?
I went out I got a bottle of rum
I'm getting ready to be a jacked barrel
I love that for you
I didn't even get to open it
Where'd that happen?
I can't be a pirate
I'm not gonna be able to play this
I have never in my life
played a game on MNK
What were you saying?
And I have never played CS
I don't have it downloaded at all
It doesn't feel broken controllers
to draw in the game. Yeah, you can. You can. Oh, you guys go play though. You want to join
us? You want to try downloading it? Yeah, actually, it would be pretty funny. It's not
300 gigabytes for CS2 you dead bass. It is like 10. That's how many gigabytes I have
for you I'm sorry oh you're so dumb all right boys you know you'll have to join
me because I don't have you're appearing offline got you got you got you I'll join
you let me bite you yeah you can invite all right boys I'm sorry gentlemen
unfortunately there's some people out there that are not in contact with their
father figures in their lives and I'm very very very very sad losers
Unfortunately, and they have ruined that experience. We won't be able to play see if thieves
I will see if I can get in contact with someone who can maybe figure out how we can play it
But for tonight we can unfortunately. I'm sorry boys. I'm sorry boys. There's nothing we can do
There's nothing we can do. I do apologize gentlemen. I do apologize
All right boys question of the night the only question that matters. Go ahead. What's the cases we're buying?
I say we get our dreams and nightmares no hold up the reason I don't like dreams
and nightmares is because although they have really great knives with the
butterfly knives if you don't get a knife everything else in the case is
booty diarrhea ass okay so what else do you want to do well there's chroma
threes chroma twos come on ones are also nice wait what's the one that
What's the one that drops up print stream?
What's that one?
That's the I use one of the new ones
the fever
Is that one expensive that one? What can we get from the dead hand terminals? Are there's are there knives in there?
What's it?
What's the best case you can get right now boys?
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Mr. Tuker.
I'm a person who's like good, bad, good, uh, man.
They're bad. Okay. Never mind.
It's all gloves. We don't like gloves here.
Yeah, I don't like gloves. I don't like gloves.
I say we do.
I say we do.
Let's do.
Um.
But I say I don't choose.
Yeah, but to say game is a good.
I appreciate your game. It's a good.
Let's use a game. Let's all right. Let's get game of two. So only let's you let's do 20 game of twos and we'll open them up
While we're in the game. There's something everybody. Yep
Yep, don't leave your address. Don't leave your address. Don't leave your address
Then it won't be a DDoS attack. It'll be a it'll be something else
There'll be a little little something different
Well, these are kind of expensive, chief.
I've already bought them.
No backing out now.
I won't get out of them.
Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay.
I am working on it myself as we speak.
As we speak.
These are kind of expensive, chief.
I
Will be honest the chroma twos or the sorry the chroma threes were five dollars a pop
Oh, I think everything's fucking expensive. They're like 350. No
Hold up we want to buy any other cases while we're here. Oh, we could do 20
Chroma twos as well. And then we have a while. How much are Phoenix cases?
I don't know I don't know how much easy start. I'm taking Phoenix
Operation Phoenix they got up as mobs
Okay, I'll use them off. I'm down for a cooler one. How do you spell Phoenix? I don't know. I spelled this so wrong
Are we doing those
I
You all right, let's do a fever. Let's see. Let me look at fever. I'm just gonna get 20 operation Phoenix's and 20 game of
Do's and that's me for me right now
Okay, I'm in on that. I'm gonna do that. Let's do that
How much is a is a case? We said you said Phoenix. How do you spell that?
Oh, I got it. I got it six dollars a case. Holy shit
It's already late. It's already late. I'm already bottoming my
Fuck
We are funding ourselves
A dumb decision we are doing but that is okay. It is Saturday. We'll be drinking so we'll forget
They give it this way if
If any of us unbox is a knife, it's all worth it.
That's true.
That's true.
That is-
If none of us unbox a knife, we're fucking close.
See, it is what it-
You were fucking close.
See behind the gas station.
That'd be so-
Gaben, if you're listening, don't give him a knife.
I want one thing from you.
Normally, I want a knife.
Please no gold, gold, gold.
Please gold, please gold.
And then we'll still take close his ass.
High as blood there.
All right
This is exhilarating yeah, thanks
Thank you so much. We're hiding our screens for the whole portion of the beginning of our strings. Nice. Yeah, thanks
I'm almost done. I'm almost ready. I'm almost done. I'm almost ready as well. I'm almost ready as well
How do you buy a case one moment one moment?
You go to the steam market. I'm not lucky. Fuck you
You can buy cases in another night.
Yeah, look up a Google tutorial.
Yeah, Google it, pal.
I'm not helping you.
All right, I'm done.
I'm good to go.
I've got 40 cases and 40 keys.
40 cases, 40 keys.
We are ripping these bad boys.
We are ripping these.
I'm good.
Make sure you go before you who shows screen P, shift tab, and close that.
I did, I did.
I do always, I do always.
All right, let's double check cool. All right. I'm good as well
Ready to go
Let me open you up
Are we opening these right now or during the round?
I'm gonna open up during the round so what I do is whenever something lucky happens, right?
If something lucky happens, then I open it like if I if I get it if I get an ace
That's a lucky ace case opening. You know what I mean?
Got it. Okay. Mm-hmm
right draca you in I just joined we can't play for me cuz he is games dude
alright dude drag it the fuck out
I'm not playing Gazzle, I'm not playing Gazzle, it's the fuck.
We love you, Gazzle.
I'm not playing Gazzle.
Oh, out of here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Draki, Draki might have to do like, how many casual games is it?
I need like 10.
I'd rather put my controller deep in my ass than be 10 pubs on M&K.
No, no, no, dude, dude, do team deathmatch instead, so you can change your crosshair
your sensitivity and stuff like that yeah just go do some casuals go do some
casuals yeah literally just do team deathmatch and to be good to go yeah
you'll be good yeah you get it quick maybe I don't know I don't remember yeah
it's not quick at all yeah it's okay boys I'll just watch no just do it the
CS got Jason the CS got you aren't you know he is pretty right you boys do it
you don't even have to play I you just join the game and then move your
keys around so you don't get kicked yeah yeah mm-hmm all right let's do the
same let's do the same well I don't want to get a little bit of self-serve
a little bit of self-serve a self-serve you said it running coke
he keeps slipping out he's drinking seltzers he's been drinking seltzers
all day and all he's drinking sorority well I am not drinking why the
fuck? Dennis, we just got back home from a four-day drinking bender where I consumed
more alcohol than I did any other substance in my life. I have returned iron!
That was Wednesday, it's Saturday now. We come on! We got a point. Right? That was
like three days ago, hush! Let me play some games, let me save on one drink.
You can get a drink.
You are drinking?
No.
Hey guys, what if we get, what if we, what if,
well, hold on, can I pitch an idea?
What?
What if we, what if we don't stream for a whole week
and dedicate all our resources, time,
and everybody we know within this entire industry
to find the guy that DDoS started to see
a beef server and put him in jail for 10 years?
I'm in.
I'm in.
Who is with me, boys?
Who is with me, boys?
you can't play the game. Well
I mean that's not what you
think it's probably people that
don't like one of us for
something we've said before.
I said nothing. I said nothing.
I said nothing. I did nothing.
It was probably close. He's the one that
What the hell is going on here?
It is a little weird that happened right when he got there.
Little weird.
Little weird.
All right, raise your hand.
Actually, I was going to say that.
I was going to say raise your hand if you ever went to Slur on Shrove.
if you ever went to slur on stream, I'm pretty sure that we built the whole hands up.
Whoa, wait, hold on, Rodge, what are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing, huh?
Oh, god damn!
You guys don't have to go on KT, game of doppler effect or anything?
I mean...
All right, Odie.
No big deal.
No big deal.
No big deal.
I don't want to flex or nothing.
It was just because you guys asked.
It was just because you guys asked.
True oh, yeah, I've got me random on the team these guys are through we have to and they're talking. Oh
We got actually we're serious
How we talk?
Yeah, I'll go absent and then we'll do a B. Yeah, maybe a
I
Was a pair of cord nice Doppler facts, you're looking at my ears
Hey, I do V. I don't know what yours is
I don't know, he's still.
You're lucky, we got lucky, we got lucky in here, lucky in, lucky in, it's how to get serious, it's how to get serious.
I think we should rip a case for good luck real quick.
Actually, if Hutch clutches, we rip a, a, a Hutch clutch case.
about yeah he's ripping a case right now what is he doing what is he doing
watch about the problem with the bottle of the screen look
We got like
That would be a blue that would be a blue
The توka is cheating me.
Lucky Hot Sucks and he could clutch up Gamma 2ks!
Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi Goi
I just wanna try to just waterfall out after some shit.
We're saving?
Yeah, we're in, we're in.
Yeah, we're safe.
They're safe, safe, safe, safe.
I think um oh I didn't wait what go for bomb play go for a plant point your
your mom's blood please.
What's going to push behind you?
Question.
The bomb has been planted.
I'm throwing a grenade.
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Hold!
Hold!
I'm throwing a black bag.
Nice.
On?
I think it's fighting for you here.
What for you love is in here?
I
Think it that headshot though that was pretty cool that was pretty cool punch through the round lucky game with two games open
I got scared
Right now you actually buy some lock in
Timeout is what it's all about fuck. She anything for you champ
All right, okay quick time out quick time out this guy's dog
Lucky his dogs get taken out for a timeout never to cage open
Oh
Any time brother any time I want you to look behind you for a second see that it's a perecord ruby Doppler factory new
Now did you
sell it to Israel for that
What?
No, I opened it from a case
Let's just play, let's just play the game
We'll forget about this rule, alright?
What the fuck is going on here?
I'm not searching
Where the hell did that come from?
I'm not searching
Okay, fuck
Oh, there, okay, my fault
Fuck
I have popping out
Fuck it in, boys, fuck it in
Oh
There's two
What the hell is going on in mid I died in the guy
Okay
There's a mere war on toys that's where a mere warbomb can be a warbomb.
He shot me from the left.
You gotta shoot.
No, no, no.
Why am I not?
Being close to you have zero kills.
Four rounds into the game.
Locky case open.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm taking, I'm taking the range.
We're going to be, I'll find you guys in.
Oh, oh guys I got a purple honor no way.
Get nowhere.
How much is that? How much is that?
Is that big? Is that big?
We're gonna need, just wait a second for the name to chill.
I don't, I don't...
Bye, goodbye.
Alright, we're back in FG.
I'm taking the reins boys, now that the last guy that took the reins is dead.
Push me immediately!
I was waiting for smoke in his bin, I run through.
I'm not thinking we're sitting ducks here guys.
I
Know that's the same guy nice
That's I gotta lock it in I
I'm walking in here. I don't know if I can go see but we are at zero kill see
Okay, okay, it might be me walking in walking in walking in walking in
You know, I'll be in a year when I get in that moment. Yeah, my
What I think we I think we might want to meet that guy
Yeah, he doesn't say it's close soon. I will be
Honestly impressed
We're gonna try and take out control here much much just make you much air
away bro I'm not even fucking peeking
they're at the end of the halls
I'm little shit it's all bomb
would you use hull 8?
I'm kinda as my killed okay
nooooo
Now we're the only one with zero kills now we're the only one with zero kills stop reloading
What do you mean take it in with the gun?
I
You're gonna beat the fuck out of me, okay, this is CT side map anyways voice it's always be like one round
I'm just gonna make it all enough. I just hear other people say that yeah, it's not
Give us smoke.
My one.
What's your garbage?
Boys have fun today.
Track, play those game games!
These games are...
...perfect.
One shot in the...
...apps.
I
Went in arches
We can we can push up on beat I can flash you guys in
Do it. Let's do it
And you take this elbow I'm holding your box
All right, I got flash on corner I hear someone on side
He's just a plain like pros. You've seen this he's double smoked
Once in pit
You can be me you can be me wait till the smoke time
All right, baby
5, back side, back side, back side.
Nice.
Okay, one was picked, 2v2.
One was picked.
Two be two.
I heard in the bumper.
The bomb has been created.
Right.
I
Right
Oh
He was lucky boys. Oh, oh, yeah, it's good
As long as you read out the skin on it
You inject
how do you I didn't think you noticed I thank you I I do have quite the
collection what is this like 20 bucks
um 400
dead. Oh got one! We should do the fast. Yeah yeah yeah.
I'm sorry to think. Okay. I'm sorry to pit.
I
Wait, oh wait, is the emerald measured in clips? Oh, that's a bad guy. Yeah, they changed it. It's a change. How's the new update?
There's one of the pockets guys one of the pockets
Okay, not good
All right, okay. I didn't know that I didn't know they'd change that my bad. I thought you would just tell me because of the sound
I have been getting shaft on since first round. Did they change it the magazines look at that that is crazy
like this week I think yeah yeah
literally oh nice we so I got a
minimal where we so I think they're
saving watch the need to act me or
mid probably be
nice they're saving they're saving yeah we go be we go be
what
Oh my god, you're back, why you got it?
No, no, I'm an idiot.
You know, let's go try it.
What did you do, boys?
Long shot. Yeah, we did our part, boys.
We did our part.
This Optimus to Goonan.
Optimus to Goonan.
That's your shame. That guy lost the round for us lucky case open.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Nothing, guys.
Nothing, guys.
Oh, you boys.
Jumping grenades!
And that!
That was hotz again.
The hotz is getting his shit rail.
Wait, he pushed close? There's no way he did push close!
Which way? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh
Hey boys are fine, okay. All right guys
We are still in it we are still in it. I did a little yes as the kids called ego chow
Ego chow shot the wall behind twice and then got the front of my face came dead
I'm poor
Mac 10 rush be no armor
Okay, all right these guys are playing like this is a pro tournament are you seeing this
I mean I don't know what to say I think of my dick to be slow and the one of the box
With a mach 10
Okay, give me a sec
Danger Dave, idiot
Awake me the h-
Oh, I'm just going over the clutch. Don't worry. Oh
Yeah, guys, this is about a CT-sided
Don't worry about it
We're gonna take home the gold but we're just getting one of them. I bet these lassies have been playing all back just wait
No, we're not in the first round. I have not dealt damage to a singular person since good good
Okay, okay, there's two of my teammates down
Oh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahaha
ok got ya got ya
look look look
nice
lets go hutch
of course
of course you're gonna be pushed up and made up
hey not what the fuck are you watching
I'm over there
I just killed a guy in the wind
Also, I forgot to congratulate you on your first kill in nine rounds. Yeah, I say I am very impressed
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm cooking. Oh my god. I'm cooking. Oh my god. I'm cooking
Oh
Okay, all right, I thought that would work better. I thought that might work better
I was gonna grab it and and ship my way through the smoke back to a
I did not know how I thought I put it in my head
Hmm, but I do have enough for an op which is great
Op wildfire fact renew. I don't know why you guys keep asking about what skins are in my guns
It's really not important. I don't think anyone has that I just don't know why you guys keep asking
I'll tell you if you ask
It'd be rude for me not to
What I hate that motherfucker squeal right the nipple
You see that are you joking? How is he close?
He's locking it on.
I just spammed open again.
Lucky hunch is this game with two keys.
Oh my God, don't you get nice?
Yeah, who got nice?
I got that guy.
That guy.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, we did win.
Yeah.
Yeah
Don't worry, hot you gay listen be hot touch you listen
I'm not I'm not much. We love you. They were here for you
I we were supposed to be playing see if these tonight
And we can't because we got D-DOS to infinity and beyond now we're playing CS go or I'm playing against people
Probably ripping swords on the other side of the fucking
map
Just sweating their dicks off. They've been playing the same game for 15 years beating the shit out of me
You're forgetting something
What's that? I'm holding a factory new
Tiger dude
This guy's just sitting in a corner beating me shoot your gun
We might win this one
There's only two I want to say that yet though
When this much
Sit you
There's some stuff little something something boys
I
Shaked that mon sewer on the other team
I stayed to that monster
Let's give me a kiss
Oh, wait, that's a good, that's a bad guy.
Got me off guard.
Will you in the apartment with me?
Hey quick hey
There's a terrorist behind you would have been a little nice in a situation like that
I just sit in there close corner. It is not moving
It's my god, he's killing you with
good work team nice I was at the top of the leaderboards yeah I mean fine it's a
factory new vaporwave m41 a s but seriously cozy can we focus on the
game you can stop I'm sorry my fault yes yes oh my god it's a
Crabbit factory new tire team dude. Let's focus out. Jesus Christ
That's all oh my goodness is this guy can just lock in for two seconds
Watch this
You haven't gotten
To the middle where that guy just shot me
He's through. Why are you not staring at that guy up in the middle of the morning?
This guy is just baiting me. This C-Fets guy.
We have to get Hodge back in the spirit or he's going to leave us at the game. So
you need to help me hide him up.
Okay, I didn't say why no I said I have a mom hot you could be skinny with the right diet is hover work out routine
You see that see that
Because we didn't notice
I'm fine with switching games, but you can't leave me hanging buddy. All right. You told me you play on Saturday. Come on, no, that's not even that's not even that's this night a late night one. This is a regular one that would be cool besides.
the
he's in the balcony
other one there i'm spamming smokeman
that's the last guy, that means the last guy's in balcony
Damn it!
Hotch, I couldn't see you standing there.
There you are.
He's at it.
All good boys.
He's at it.
He's at it.
Hop!
Hey!
No helmet.
Don't have me.
Hop!
No helmet.
Hop!
No helmet.
I've shit, I've shit, I've shit.
I've shit, I've shit, I've shit.
I
Now watch this close you ready this oh
My
Okay, yeah, okay guys. This is impossible. I mean I couldn't do that in a million years
I think I'm up. I'll beat pistol every time
What's that car?
Deploying flashback.
Hey, careful, Pete.
How did you miss them?
There's no way.
That is your first time chat.
Fuck you, sir.
That guy got lucky.
That guy obviously was giving a little masseuse handy to a leprechaun before this game.
That guy should be in the third front, I don't know what he's thinking.
Got a back side sink.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Our husband plant.
Nice, that was him.
Last guy's church.
Probably church.
Inventory!
I got you.
Oh, damn.
They're fusing.
Hutch was there when that guy clutched up.
So by the chance of the property, Hutch clutched up.
Hutch, you just stay on, you're doing great.
Oh, we do a quick hotch was there when someone else clutched up case
I got scared hey playing me happen I can play be I guess what we get
I want to go for for blue green
I'll go be here
Let's won't go be together. Let's see where the problem resides
First we kill the chicken
See you're supposed to eat right here this pop here. They've never seen this one comment
I'm gonna be pushing it can be a
BLEH!
I haven't tried to run these streets through, like holy fuck.
They're on site one.
Hi.
Dude, come on.
Are we serious?
Are we serious?
Wait, are you...
Are you...
Okay.
Okay, I get pounded by a heat-to-heat gun, but when they use the op, I get sent to the Shadow Realm!
Every time!
It's winnable? Winnable? Winnable? How many rounds does it take to win?
They need one more, but it's winnable.
Okay, winnable! Winnable! Winnable!
Okay, I got the MP9.
Come back starts now. Oh wait you wanna jump it right past you up
Oh
Miss
Hi, shall I have is a 5-7. Oh you kill
One's on car
Me baby
I have been sniped or smoked a million times
Nice shots
Oh nice
Oh
Yeah, cuz I mean it makes complete sense to ops be one AKB and a bomb
What's up, there's a hot shot this one for you. You hear me right now. You're right now. This one for you. This is for you
For health clutch up 1v2
Watch watch
Oh
Dude they didn't plant the bomb they had five seconds left they didn't plant the bomb they went to kill you
I
Didn't count anybody
That's gotta swap as yeah, that's got as yeah, that's got guys. Let's okay
Let's rip a quick case to clear our mind
Wanna rip a quick thing after that for a quick second. I think we might want to change our steam names
Really? I think so
Whatever you see our new steam names I
I mean, yeah, but I think people are queuing to play the game and they're seeing the burnt
peanut and going, hmm, no way that's him.
Oh, okay.
All right.
How do you change your steam name?
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
I don't know.
I don't know how, to be honest, I forgot.
You click your friends and then you click the little drop down.
You open your friends list.
Click the little drop down menu next to your name and you press edit profile.
Oh! Oh, yeah, I see that. Okay.
Which I mean, which would be like my cool,
Shosteen undercover day.
Yeah, whatever you call that sound really cool.
Yeah, oh my God.
I'm gonna pick something like so cool,
like like shades on.
Gonna come out? Okay.
Okay, well, let me cook for a second.
Let me cook for a second.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
You guys ready?
Am I by you yet? Yeah. Okay. You guys, you know me much? Yes. Oh, it didn't change.
I really want to restart the game real quick. Yeah, you have to restart the game.
Okay, quick restart, quick restart, quick restart, quick restart, quick restart.
All right, now we're going undercover. Now we're going under.
Whoo, it's about like, uh, whoo, I mean you I mean now we're going on to come now we're going on to cover
Okay, oh yeah, we're locked in we're locked in now we're locked in right now, okay now we're locked in
Okay
You go
G-Bytes
I've ripped through all 40 cases, I got nothing.
You didn't change your name to a secret spy undercover name.
You're gonna have secret spy names like us.
Fuck you.
Fuck you
This next game is anywhere near that last game, bro
You need a secret spy name like I like me clothes. He's got
Oh my god, what is this name?
All right, let's all actually change the names of secrets by games, okay? Okay, you know, oh if Peter
It's just you we don't have to
You have to
Okay, well, I think it'd be better if we all did right?
I don't know. You know what? Fine. Okay. Oh, yeah, I see some secret though. Some like what so secret?
like
Our own moms won't recognize us
You know me think and cook like the secretest
highest name I can think of
Hmm
All right, I've changed my name. Okay, I've changed my name
Whether if it's not for peanut yes, I'm gonna crash out
I promise I actually did my name or real season time
Please I changed mine as well. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
all right
inviting you
Here you go. It's actually a different name for real cheese for real cheese
They see all right you receive right next to my picture of a pita. I'm good. It's just my name
Yeah
Good super secrets by one. I was hoping you guys were gonna join me on that one
Clokesies peanut butter
He's named right there
I didn't know the assignment. I didn't know the assignment. Hold up. I'm changing one more time.
I'm getting beer.
Let me Google how to spell this.
Okay. All right.
Why are you laughing already?
Why are you laughing already?
All right, okay. I've changed my name. I have reset my game and we're actually gonna get it this time for realsies for realsies
Okay, all right, okay
Nothing I was trying to get in the game
Hey, pat by by the game!
Pat by the game!
Did that one?
Okay, alright.
Let me see your quick invite.
There you go.
Enjoy it.
That's just crap machine?
That's just C-pat machine, you dumbass.
Where's Globes?
This way no one will know who we are. We're going undercover. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Also, I also think there's just a regular
streamer mode where we didn't have to do anything. I'm pretty sure there is. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. While Kloci's not here, I'm gonna go ahead and just do that.
Uh, do you...
Uh, where's Colxy at?
Oh yeah, right there, clean player names.
I don't know, that's gonna work, I don't know.
Uh, wait, hmm, is that, is that, did I do that right?
Or is it like an actual C-Re-Mode?
Hmm.
Uh...
Colxy is pooping.
Looks good to get a beer.
That's like profanity? Oh that doesn't work? Oh, hold on wait.
Uh, we just type in the screamer.
There's not, so Whip said there's not.
Okay, okay. All right, so we've got all we can do. Okay, good. All right, let's do the same. Where the hell is Coachy at?
I don't know.
You mean hudges those epic shots?
I'll do a quick heads-up in seven.
You think?
No, then.
Do you have a quick gaze? Holy Wade?
I already opened up all 40 of mine.
Good, okay. I'm gonna open up like eight.
I'm ripping a quick one. I'm ripping a quick one.
Did you get a gold?
Uh, no.
Ooh, uh-oh.
It's always edged me.
I'm telling you, it's either right next to the good thing or right past the good thing.
Is that on purpose? Is that like a game like that? Is that on purpose?
What the f*** is he talking about?
Thank you so much for that.
That's a good name. That's a good name.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
I'm gonna open the operation feedings real quick.
I'm turning in all of my purples to open up one red.
I can feel something.
Did you feel something in him?
Oh shit!
What?
It actually panned out.
What do you got?
Oh it's field tested.
Holy shit!
Fuck.
That's nice!
It's field tested.
What?
How much is that?
You can't really see that it's field tested.
Oh yeah you can't.
Fuck.
Take it that's nice. Chantico is fired. I think that's worth a lot of money. Isn't that like a
How much is that for fuel tension? I don't know. I don't know anyone in chat now 120 bucks
I'm gonna 120 bucks in my chat
Oh, that's nice that's nice
Yeah, I'm just getting scammed over and over again
Well, I just had to trade in all my pinks that I've been collecting for who knows how long.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Oh, I got another honor!
Are you in my game yet?
Let's get in there, let's get in there.
I'm going to rip a quick one. Right while we're going in, right while we're going in.
I'm keeping robbed.
I'm seeing pink after pink and then when it comes to mine it's some garbage blue
you would see it a trash can behind a Wendy's what is this is this what is
this you see that piece of shit ugliest thing I've had on my screen in my
live literal piece of garbage yeah pretty bad never mind I'm trying to stop
myself from buying a hundred cases and just sitting there ripping them like I'm
trying my hardest because that's what good friends do no like don't do that
like whatever like unless you like one too let's roll all right i'm doing it
you guys vote i'm buying another hundred i'm buying another hundred if i don't
open up a knife i'm killing clokey i'm doing that i'd follow me i'd follow me
i mean i have to open up more chroma threes right like we've already opened
up so many I gotta be don't we get us either on nuke or mirage not inferno
The battle is going inferno again.
Yo inferno actually fucking sucks.
I've always hated that map.
Oops.
Got him buying 50.
Fucking 200 dollars kill me.
Actually, you won't have to, because I'm pretty sure my wife will.
I am dead! I am dead!
Oh, we're gonna go serious this game. We're gonna go serious this game. Let's do a quick
Pre-game case open for good luck. What do you guys say?
Back?
Mm-hmm.
Quick pre-game case open. Quick pre-game case open right here.
And I was wrong.
I was given the piece of shit, yet again.
Minimal win, not even fact you knew. I think that is three to four pennies.
That's good.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That's good.
That's right. That's right.
There it is. We kill them.
I'm down with you.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
It's time to get serious
How do you like to do reload up there?
I do not like it!
Hello, come by the way
Uh-oh
Smoking
Who's blue?
Hit everybody's name, but your guy's his ass
That's good
Two boxes
In Donut
Oh, we gentlemen sorry guys, I was buying a bunch of case. Yeah, trust me. Yeah, I'm on beat. Oh
Oh
Planting bomb
Yeah, these guys are morons
and I got a blue.
Ah, perfect.
Ah, we'll catch some other flitby flops, boys.
We'll catch some other flitby flops.
Bucket in, boys.
Huch, I need you to cover sector B, especially the subsection 4 and subsection 5.
Ploxy, run front and rear, and do the left portal.
Got it?
Okay, I'm safe.
Nice.
What?
What? Everybody's clear on the plan.
It's just most important.
I'm planting bomb.
Planting bomb?
Are we still gonna be back here 100%?
I can feel his energy.
He was close, he was close.
He's getting another beer on me.
He's great.
He can't hurt, brother, he can't hurt.
He can't hurt.
I'm tearing, brother, he's tears.
Perhaps a quick case of it to celebrate our alcohol addiction.
Ah, jeez, boys, ah!
Hey, I've been brutally fired.
Yep, you know it.
Follow me, crew.
Follow me, boys.
Oh, my God.
So, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
All right.
Okay.
That'll happen.
Okay, you never know what's gonna happen, but it will happen will happen
Shoot one more time I mean behind there
I'm the team offer from right now to the end of the night, okay, I'll be the team offer
I am refunding the app so we do up we do up we do up come on
Yes, sir punch get yourself a nice cold one. Yep. I agree. I agree. I agree. Yes. Thank you. Thank you sir
I
You say boys
Oh
Jumped in front of my shot
No, isn't my fault it's trying to be bad
All right lucky case open four round in a row lucky case, and we haven't done that yet
The four-piece of all my god, you're like, oh
OH SHIT! That's like, okay!
But I keep passing so many reds!
I tell you, it's as you go, it's as you go, I'm right on the first, I'm on the- oh my god!
I've seen like a hundred reds, go see a hundred reds!
Is it good that you're not getting a north door?
That means your goal is due.
I'm due, I'm due, I'm due!
No one, no one!
They're out here!
come back to the guy mid
you guys are alone on site oh shit oh no no no no no no no no
correct me if I'm wrong
but wasn't that bullet hole directly behind him
when he moved away from the wall
did you not see that
I am planting the bomb.
Which way is behind us?
I shouldn't have planted there.
Nice.
I'm planting.
I should have you wind this up.
The cave.
You're the original owner of your skins, I don't know what that means, so I think so,
yeah.
Yeah!
Oh
No, wait, oh, my body body around the game in the game right as you walk in the game right as you walk in the game
Good work, thank you good sir
that was you're crazy girl you're crazy
we'll be done with the jack-o-lantern-sides
guys I totally won't give up on you
we are gonna get a lucky case on that one
lucky case lucky case
sorry I had to do a lucky case for that knife kill
There you go.
There you go.
Hold on, we're going.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Oh, we're out of ammo.
Left side.
Up!
Very good trade.
Nice.
Oh, we dropped bombs.
Yeah, mom.
We're going to get bomb.
Oh!
We're going to get bomb!
Down!
I'm not doing this.
DOWN!
You're the one who said...
You're the one who said we're not teaming up like this.
You're the one who said we're not teaming up like this.
Three, six, team, don't go!
Got him!
You're the one who said we're not teaming up like this.
I just see pepper seed MVP.
That is a lucky case someone.
That there is a lucky case of a five MC one.
All right, things are picking up steam. Oh, give me a couple purples get the couple purples
That's like op duality
Funky shop which
I knew who's going to be there today, I've lost the words, I have no words, I have 0 words,
I have zero words.
No words.
No words.
No words.
Lucky that bullet went straight through his belly button and didn't kill him.
He's opening.
Got it.
Get him on the 50th lap.
You get him on the 50th lap.
What the hell?
It renamed this guy orange because I put on clean gamer tags and the lady in the picture
is completely orange.
No that's really, that's actually a joke.
I know but I put on clean gamer tags and so it gives everybody random names that
colors and it gave them one arm so that guy strengthen made one donut then one
back this one and yeah you can hear I got your bow
you go you go cheap you go
Oops.
That's nice.
Oh, we're, uh, a pillar.
Did you see that?
Look, look, look, look.
I
Just holds the weirdest fucking angles I've ever seen
I'm gonna cave
I'm pretty sure he did.
Fuck my ass!
Fuck my ass!
Nice.
I live!
I live!
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
Bomb player ace!
This is my house!
Hey, you aced it?
I was opening game.
I was opening game.
I'll do it again
and
this guy is so pretty
Oh
TNT
That one time is one time's enough for the ace boys. Well, we'll take that one. We'll take that let's
Have to save
correction your broke okay so I'm gonna go ahead buy a high-refinement
all right you're broke I have it on down I have to go back as well I drop
it but it went to that guy quick case and that was robbed I like you do like
like you do
holiday boys
nice to jump off
i can't see him
today, k-down
hutch hutch hutch
hutch
Hey, how you doing?
Uh, there's guns down.
Mid.
I'm throwing a grenade.
Smoke!
I'm going to let you do more.
Oh, I'm ass.
I want to win the run anyways.
All the life of humans.
And the ass.
Counter terrorists win.
Let them have that one.
Oh, true.
Let them have that round.
Right.
They need it.
All right, lock it in, boys.
Let's lock it in.
Let's lock it in.
Wait, we have to save, I think.
Great, you have to save.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
It's time to whip out the circle of metal tears, folksy.
Yeah, I'm fine.
You're fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I see them. The HUDs need to smoke right now.
I'm a steamy guy.
Watch your jump up.
Oh, my, my, my.
Oh, he's out.
Why is he so deep?
Why is he so deep? How'd he get there?
Nice. Fuck.
Guys, I say we rip a quick case. For good luck.
Once you know, I cover down and move it.
And... Oh!
What?
The intestine's side meat, is that good?
How much is that?
Is that something good?
Ten dollars?
Ten dollars!
Nice.
Thanks!
That's really good, boys, that's really good.
right there
blind
now your bomb
as much as much as i'm going too far
come back
go go go go
no no no
360 plan
oh there
Oh, go on!
Oh, I didn't know he was there!
Fuck!
So you gotta drop the ball.
A little bit.
Cuts!
Expect the time I drop the ball.
I am requiring that you say one word for a round from here on out.
Expect the time I drop the ball, man.
Cuts!
Open in cases.
Another day!
Okay, that counts as a word for this round.
I'll be waiting for the one next round.
Damn it!
I will also be open again.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
I saw another red!
I'm gonna go to the spare.
I've seen so many and I've come nowhere close.
I've seen so many reds.
I've seen red.
After red.
After red.
Did I not?
He's so easy to use.
100.
Maybe, alright.
That's a pretty nice-
Maybe 200.
Reds.
One more minute.
a single one. They got all my anger on this guy. I'm smoked, I'm smoked. It can be A.
I mean B. Okay. It can be B. Alright. Alright. It's time to be A. Alright. We'll let that
guy have that smoke up here. Wait. We'll let him have that. Nice. Okay. This guy
Is it perfect in Pikmin' air?
Yeah, I thought you had that one for certain.
I saw your movement, touch. I saw your movements.
I thought you were cooking. You were cooking.
I'm gonna pop a fresh 6mm light replications with this game.
6mm light in.
Case open.
Gold acquired.
Oh
Purple not to tell me purple satire
She's running something to me seven seven up to this this to you CT side. It's uh, let's get this map is CT sided
Wait, oh my god, that guy's insane by the way
Oh
Oh, that was very rude. That was very rude. Now, let me do my job
Oh, you even have the reach around
Wait
Yes, I can light off all these cases as business extensions.
Good question, sir, good question.
Good question, sir, good question.
It is like a dreamland, like a whimsical dreamland, and I'm floating around in it.
And in the spirit of committing tax fraud, I will rip an operation feeding states and acquire a gold now.
Oh
Not too heavy not too heavy
Hot wizard was your round round word. Hey guys
Oh wait, I have an op I want that you know
of
the
Nice!
Watch the shit!
Nice shot, huh?
Oh, five words is worth it.
Nice shot, huh?
Nice shot, huh?
Nice shot, huh?
Nice shot, huh?
Nice shot, huh?
Nice shot, huh?
Oh, five words just ran from the floor.
Holy shit.
Holy crap.
Should we do a party or something?
I'd be either rotating B. No doubt about mine.
Probably.
I'm watching the cave at your feet.
One more there.
It's not B. It's not B. I promise.
I'm watching the cave at your feet.
One more there.
One more there.
One more there.
One more there.
One more there.
One more there.
Oh
Dude I'm fucking terrible at this game
Oh, well you're not
Oh Mr. Curlherb, oh Mr. David
What are you talking about?
And Mr. David
What are you talking about?
And Mr. David
What are you talking about?
He has five more kills in you
But you're above the one leaderboards
You have more damage in him
Yeah, but like think about it like this
Ah you suck
I hunch give you a round word
each and die okay buddy but above and beyond
That's a lucky case open.
I'm getting walked off.
Not too shabby boys.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Probably in cave now.
In cave yeah, I've heard of all of these criss-pots.
probably in cave now in cave I burned all these crispy rewatch too high how
much you rewatched me dad sex tape while I'm blowing his back out and pouring hot
wax on his back all right pal aren't you me some some pointers on coach let me
I don't know where I can improve.
Well, that's not even one such tactic.
I'm going to flashbang.
Got you, boss tactics.
I can always count on you, chief.
I can always count on you.
I did be watching still too high.
What the fuck is this?
That's our thing and I use a couple lessons. Oh, we won good work blue
Hey blue my man good work out there chief
My man my man
Touches bought even more cases
This is crazy
This is insane
I'm the big one right now and I was scared
Hopping! Hopping bin!
Fuck it boys, fuck it in.
Punch.
Yeah, yeah, you've been ripping a lot of cases. I mean imagine telling your wife
The goal that you're gonna pull is he gonna be excited
She's gonna be pumped up
It's worth three billion dollars no way. Yeah, so what if we lost that?
You're gonna die!
We'll get another one!
Oh, welcome to a new cave!
I dinked him.
He's dinked. He has like 20 health.
Good job, good job.
I'm out 500.
Ah.
Got one, got one!
Not him, not him, not him.
Good job, good job!
Ready?
Oh, there's been a bomb.
Nice flash, mate.
One more time.
I mean, I mean, RAAAAAAAH!
Bernard!
She ran here again!
Say that!
Things won't go how you like them next time.
I do all the same.
I do all the same.
I do all the same.
Who clears that?
Move inside.
Shade them, Desi.
What the hell?
Troy fire.
3 out.
Bring it on!
They'll never see this coming.
It's Sanctuary out.
There's another one, Bruce.
Where did you just die from?
Back?
One dead.
That's Bob, that's Bob
Do you want me I think?
Question to you now. Do you want me to be?
I'm going to swing you, I'm just going to try, I'm going to swing you, I'm going to
It's gonna be 10 9 correction you have to say I see
So you have to say to you
Yes, I do. I can buy it over right now
That's it. I use disrespect me ever be a disrespectful piece of it
Are you buying am I buying yeah, I think we're buying I'm buying I'm buying
Okay, we're buying
Guys are hyperware
They made one, would it?
Alright, two, three.
Hey, hey, hey.
What? Guys!
I didn't know they were planning!
I didn't know they were planning!
I'm super duper serious.
So fucking serious.
What?! What?!
What?
Ah!
I was too thin, mind my own business.
But I immediately started getting burned alive and then got beat in the face with a baseball bat.
Damn, that's way hard.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's do a sing.
Let's do a sing.
Ten.
Nine.
It is getting down to the nitty gritty, okay boys?
It is getting down to the nitty gritty.
It's time to lock it in.
Hunch, give me your round word.
We have to save, so we can pen pen and actually buy.
I'm not moving, well Hunch, give me his round word.
Hunch, I got a blue.
Okay, I also got a blue.
Oh yeah, get a couple one-dings.
Factory new, Desert Eagle Starcade.
Hello?
I'll see you there.
Wait a minute, actually.
What the hell? Two fires?
What the hell?
You have to see how this fucker ain't locked in here.
of
of
of
of
of
of
They tried to buy what's walking in fucking it fucking it
Sorry it's serious. Sorry it's serious mad up here. We'll be up. We'll be up after this one
Yeah, did you do the game after you guys want to add you to the game
I just want to swap off this game. Oh
Oh, no, no, Adam, Adam. Oh, no, you're not you're not gonna go find you're not gonna go to eat
Are you swap games?
Punch
Until you once you get to gold you'll be back up in Adam
Oh my god
You got enough to take it a whole nation over there
Another one
These guys are savages!
Maniacs!
How do you even hit a shot like that?
They're just gonna go away.
What happened to Sea of Thieves?
Unfortunately, a millionaire, 6'5", chiseled jawline in a six pack that 100% has a father
in his life, DDoS'd us off our server and we found out we couldn't do anything about
it, no matter what we did.
if we join another one.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
I feel like I should, like, I'm punching, like.
That was a guy in the back doing.
Oh, man.
I was missing so many shots.
That was nice.
You can try, you can try, you can try, you can try.
That's right, that's right, N-T-N-T-N-T, N-T-M-O-I-S, N-T-M-O-I-S.
To the back of the moron, I saw that guy, what was that guy doing?
What was that guy up to?
Like, you know what I'm saying, this is a close game, neck and neck.
Smoke.
Grenade out!
Come on smoke!
Um, hey mate.
Someone!
Oh my!
I'll be right back.
That should be right about there.
It could be pushed in bed by the way.
Back to bed.
Hold your sights.
Hold your sights.
Hold your sights.
Flashbang.
Good day, CT.
Because the Amish guy is getting nowhere.
Mids wide open.
He's going to flank.
He's an Amish guy in that game?
Man, we team.
I think it's Amish guys getting nowhere mid so I'd open the flank.
He's an Amish guy in our game?
No, they weren't allowed on the internet.
Oh, they allowed these internet?
I think it's the other guys.
Hey, we won! Good work guys! Good work! Ah dude shabby boys, ah dude shabby! You my
Amish family. Get off CSGO if you're gonna play like this. Isn't that exactly how you
play? CSGO holding angles is not like the home game. But he's gotta be the lowest
This rank rod is running around blasts each other.
I'll just one big and admit.
Follow me, crew.
Follow me, boys.
I've heard one one's going to like
me
oh
yeah
yeah
yeah
we're 12 to 11 boys 13 round wins
yeah this we got this watch it
lucky case I'm lucky case I'm right now
lucky case I'm
go go go go go go go go go go go go go
go
Oh, here it is, here it is.
Time to wrap this game up, time to wrap this game up.
Come on, let's get this started.
It's Sanctuary out, we're getting out.
Fire in the hole.
Someone got one, they're on beat, they're on beat.
Yeah.
No, they just full sent it a lot of damage
To backside
No fucking way we understand how it's over time. That's fine. That's fine over time. It's over time
It's over time lock it in lock it in boys. Lock it in
lucky overtime case
I'm off it right up the red right the red
What the hell was that grenade? Who threw that?
I'm gonna fall, you can watch cave. I'll fall.
Not for me.
I did it. I did that.
Oh
Way they're running through the running through fire. It's just so much damage
Yeah, we're not stupid we're not scope.
No.
I mean, yeah.
My goodness oh my goodness oh
Fine oh
That would hurt to live in voice but don't worry. I've got another up. We're saved
We're saved. We're saved.
We can't let them get to 15 because the ties are now on the table.
Is it over there?
Did he get that?
Yeah, he did, he did.
What did you say?
My next speed test.
Yeah, smoke a B, smoke a B.
of
the
of the
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Yeah, it looks like an a execute
You long
This is our game boys this is our game right here
I got the game. Well, has anyone got anything good? I have got nothing good. I'm just getting
good wave a sea of blues fantastic fantastic
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Okay, what are the cave?
He's like that that that that
One more game we guarantee a tie get two more games we went
We're all good, this is the game. I think we win this way when this one we guarantee a tie
I think. I believe so.
Mm-hmm.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, see, Latina?
My name is what? Good name.
Good name.
Oh.
I think she's Latina.
We're in town today.
I think she's my name.
Oh.
What are you telling me? I can't tell you.
I don't really know how to use all these.
I'm just a super god.
I don't know what game.
14-14, 14-14, let's lock it in.
Let's lock it in.
We cannot lose a single more round.
How am I still on the bottom of the leaderboard?
I am cooking.
It is time now, my brother.
I just don't want to win this, oh please.
Any good.
Ah, we just played tough.
So played, so played.
I
Should boost
What I just keep my piercing
oh my god oh my god
I'm so lucky right now.
Got you.
Can you bomb?
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, I don't want to.
Back off, back right.
You got 13.
You got to just put them back.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, you got it.
Oh my god.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, let's shoot for the tie.
Alright, we're continuing this. We win this, we continue this.
No, that's not gonna work.
Yeah, I thought you could vote to continue.
Not when I remembered. I hate these last matches of the game.
You either lose or we tie.
Hey, so...
They feel us away, they just give them a reason to.
Can we not?
Can we not?
No.
Can we continue?
I don't think so.
Alright.
I'm gonna try to get out of here.
Hey, you think you're faking it?
I'm gonna try to get out of here.
Someone try to get out of here.
I'll leave you.
Watch.
I'm gonna go first.
Got it.
Got a bomb.
Oh my god, my spray!
My spray!
One's right, one's right, one's right, super, super late.
Go, go!
Eh!
Smoke.
Okay, one's right side smoked.
Good luck.
How are you doing?
What the hell?
There's no way
No way we lose this game to a damn wall!
You know, they're just typing to you in fucking new game chat.
Oh my goodness, dude, that was the tightest round.
My sphincter is clenched.
My sphincter is clenched.
Holy crap.
Holy shit.
That was intense.
was intense oh give them the business over there you see they all went oh and
ten and then magically we're rotating on top of you making it a 45 perfectly every
single time on boys these days what are you going gentlemen I'm way too tired to
continue this game fucking blows I love you both but I'm not playing
We're just games
You can change games
Well
Welcome in Gigi
I'm here now, so you don't have to be the bottom of the leaderboard. Thank you. Good. Yeah. Thank you. Good. Yeah
um
I'm on in I'm gonna go grab a drink. I need another beer as well. I'm a listen what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna rip an operation and not look at till I get back
All right, you have this
Right this boom. Yeah, here I go
Cupid's your stunt a to eight cent
You surely know how to waste my main sale peanuts
Big Daddy Pimpin, your eight cent, my buddy Josh Scott loves watching your stream.
He's back sick and watches you every night.
Do you mind saying something?
I haven't heard, I haven't heard, and I've seen that I got scammed.
Oh no.
Happy, happy, happy.
Happy, Happy phot Pfizer
Dad 받 me the pc
Happy, happy, happy
Jesus Christ
Greglen
Even lucky kids of good
my goodness
that is like the 100th
then i'm past
you got to be
fingering my gone
have you gotten any gold today no no Jinzy I haven't gotten any gold today
thank you thank you I open a gold Charizard in a Pokemon pack today so I
got you beat fuck you well I'm gonna get a gold in this case right here great
this buddy? Ready for this pal? Three, two, one.
That was a fake case. That was a fake out. It was this case.
Oh, another red. And I got robbed. Alright, well that's 40 cases. That is 40 cases down
What a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
Now listen boys, let's do a quick team meeting right here.
Okay, between me, Genji Cloaksy,
bug leaders, the Cloaksyers, the Genjiers, all right?
Okay.
I enjoy this game very much.
I would love to keep playing.
If you guys have any other game suggestions,
if you're not enjoying it as much as I am,
Speak now or forever hold your peace and we'll go back in.
I'm down for anything.
Did you guys play Sea of Thieves?
You can't, you can't play Sea of Thieves anymore as a streamer, unfortunately.
Oh.
Apparently Summit played it before they had that program, which is what Hunter was telling me.
Now, if you're a streamer of any size whatsoever, you can't play Sea of Thieves.
Because they have a program that they can go from server to server immediately and find you within 10 minutes, and then you ask the officer, I need to restart.
So basically, you only play for 10 minutes at a time.
Then TNT can restart everything.
Which is a shame, which is a shame.
I would love to play Sea of Thieves, and I might reach out to the devs and see if they can fix that, but...
I doubt it. I doubt it.
I'm surprised they made a change like that.
Well, no, it's not that they made a change.
It's that somebody made a hacking program that allowed them to do that.
So back when Summit would play, they didn't have that.
So as long as he hid his stuff correctly, it was like whatever.
Now, no matter where you are, they'll find you within 10 minutes and deduct you off the server.
And then your whole ship is gone. Everything you collected is gone until you restart.
Obviously, you don't see a thieves.
You just can't play like that.
Yeah.
Closey, are you here?
Is he back?
I don't think he is.
He left.
Where'd he go?
I don't really feel the eye of the night.
After him get a drink or something?
Let me get some more cases.
Let's start off with some more cases.
Let's start with some more cases.
You know what I'm telling you?
One of these nights,
I know I've been seeing it for a long, long time,
but I'm getting dead serious about it.
One of these nights, we are ripping Halo 3 custom games
and I don't wanna hear any if-hands and buts about it.
We're ripping it, one of these nights, very soon, very soon.
Wait, ripping what?
Halo 3 custom games, very soon, very soon.
Unfortunately, you can't just do that on the fly.
You know, the changes they've made,
you gotta pre-play on that.
I don't really feel in the aisle,
apex wouldn't be too bad.
I don't want to keep playing that I
Well, I'm hoping to get close to you before he gets back
Yeah, all right, let's wait till we close these back, but I think we're gonna keep playing this
And we might have some liars Friday night.
I'll be getting a couple more cases.
One moment, boys.
One moment, boys.
Which case am I ripping?
You gotta do the Gamma 2.
Guys, what knives do the Gamma 2 have in it?
Do you remember, Gigi?
Gamma 2? Is that the, uh...
My gosh.
Is anybody know what knives the gambit you can have in it?
Is it the karambits or something?
Karambits?
Oh, hold on. I gotta look this up.
Hmm.
Ramments, karambits, M knives, and guts.
Okay, that's good enough for me.
I'm gonna do gambit twos.
I'm gonna do gambit twos.
Mm, mm, mm, gambit twos, gambit twos.
Here we go. Here we go, little Shopton Shopton. Little Shopton Shopton. You getting some cases
Genji?
I was thinking about it.
You might have beginner's luck, Miss Genji.
I might.
Perhaps perhaps for chance perhaps
Right there we go
cases
Have they gone back up in price? I have no idea
All right, I have my 20 cases not getting my 20 keys here we go
There we are!
Alright!
I'm back!
Oh, welcome back, Mr. Clungsy!
Ordered while I rip a quick case, and your honor!
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Darn it!
You were just asking the bunganinist, Mr. Clungsy!
Would you like to continue?
I would like to continue to play this game, but if you have another game suggestions,
speak now for ever hold you pee
Yeah, we should play
All right good good join on up join on up
I'm gonna be in your party Gg you join on up
I'm getting I'm getting robbed. I'm getting robbed. I'm getting what if you play wait
I'm being robbed. I'm being robbed. I'm getting robbed. I'm getting robbed. I'm getting robbed.
What what what do you want hear me out okay watch last week okay blackout to drop
It's a brand new call of duty thing brand new like
No loadouts new map
You parachute down and last man standing lives looking at you right now
And then there's tanks
And it's brand new digi. Oh
You know what?
It's you know what actually you know what wait? Oh
oh you know what oh my god wait you know what you know what wait really oh oh my i would rather
tie my sack together with a rubber band and put it in a deep blender on max that sounds like
jerk off that does sound like dark um that i know that would be a no shirt that would be
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh shit, I actually love time to engage, but not right now.
Uh, I'm kidding, I heard it's fucking terrible.
Oh.
All right.
Okay, I got props, let's get it here.
Did you get it?
There you go.
Trying to buy cases.
Perfect, perfect.
Oh dude, peanut, I gotta take a blackjack for anyone else.
Go ahead, kill me, kill me a blackjack.
50 on our hands.
I think I lost. Two hands in 30 minutes and it got up to 3 grand.
Sheesh!
Wait, what's your shot? It's currently unable to use community markets.
Oh, I got a purple!
That's because you, um...
You changed your... I think you changed your information.
It takes like 24 hours to figure it out.
Maybe, maybe.
Oh my god, I got a pig! I got a pig!
Oh my god, I thought you got a gold, man.
Animal wear if you inject it, no way!
No way!
How much is that?
I need to verify my...
Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Yeah, that's Adderstein guard.
He just makes us a no one can add, steal a card and add it and then buy a bunch of cases.
Ten dollars?
Hey, not two Sammy boys!
I'm applying that to the T side
Oh, they have removed the ability to apply it to the T side. Yeah, he went out. He says I don't have a tech night in my loan app
Here we go, okay now I'm glad I want more case before we get in there
Oh well, I got Rob. Are you guys ready?
What are we at?
Did that go to $84.53 new?
Because it's an $18.50 skin?
Okay, I have verified it, but I still can't buy anything.
Very soon, Mr. Lucio, we are very soon.
Oh, Mr. Big Duke, my boyfriend's a white good man, good man.
Hey Mr. Razer, I'm gonna find you a good man, a good man!
Thank you my boys, thank you my lads.
One more case helping before we get in there.
I'll be able to use it on the 23rd.
Oh, we got Ron.
What?
Oh my god.
Did you can't play with us.
CS ratings of players in your party and too high to participate in matchmaking with the
player who does not have an established CS ranking, which is weird because none of us
have an established CS ranking.
What if I'm the leader?
I don't know if that's how it works.
So there's two options.
You can either A, dig in the house, two, Army B, get two other players because
you can go in there with a fudge tag okay everyone is spamming that rogue wanted to play
I don't know if I don't know if Rogue plays this game I don't know
Orbeez can swap games Taxi Taxi PC blew up Taxi PC blew up
yeah something about like beans and toast or something that'll happen
I think he's like 19, but if we get him and rogue, then we get five stacks.
He means playing with Nadeshot.
Oh, they won't get it, it's to be a Nadeshot that they don't have to go away and then we'll
have a five stack.
I think they actually care about their rank in this.
Ah, another dump.
All right.
No, I think they actually...
Ah, another dump.
Ah, another dump.
Another dump.
Another dump.
Ah, another dump.
All right.
Get them in here.
Get them in here.
It's to be a big time in here right now a sap a separate duty right now
Wipes just said Matt sweating to 20k no shot. He joins 100% he joins 100 and feet. He joins
Let him know let him know
I need to we need to be his whole chat is a we need to we got him. We got him boys. We got him
We got him. We got him. We got the whole chat. Oh, we got him. We got him. We got a voice
Why is his look so weird that's what I was wondering is that like a setting I don't know
where there is now it's back to regular but he just said he doesn't care about his you
know they're permanent oh let's get let's give us a to be miss me time here I missed that
Oh, he's saying what discord?
My discord, I don't think it's to me in here, but I think they're just in here.
Yeah, I'll be on him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna get this gentleman in there.
We're gonna get this gentleman in with this voice.
Don't rip it.
See, while we're doing this, I'm gonna get more cases.
In a second.
Just a couple more, just a couple more to tie this over.
Just a couple more, just a little bit more.
Just a little bit more.
I do feel bad for Drac though, by the way too.
I know.
I know.
Drac, Drac was looking forward to playing it.
Ah, what a...
Poor Drac.
Ah, that'll happen.
Ah, that'll happen.
That will happen.
That will happen.
Oh, you got the handle, Gigi?
Yeah, I DM'd him. Perfectly. Who'd you DM?
Timmy. Timmy? Oh, you're good.
I'm getting some more cases. Nate is in this, right?
I don't know. I think so. We were playing games with him, remember?
I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, oh, in this Discord? Oh, I thought you meant Timmy's game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is going to be sweet. Five stacks and this is going to be nice.
This is going to be, this is real gaming. This is what gaming is all about right here.
Oh
Yeah
And gambling a little bit of gambling there's a little bit though mr. Titus over I can't gamble though
That's okay. All gamble twice as much for you
Sounds good. Mm-hmm. Don't you worry Gigi? That's what friends are for
That's what friends do for each other
Thank you. Thank you. I know you would do the same for me
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're a good man. You're a good man.
Here we go. In 20 keys.
I've ever been the buglers used to rip this, rip these cases until Steve cut me off.
You remember those days, boys? He ripped cases until Steve really told me I couldn't do it.
anymore I had to wait 24 hours those are the days boys oh we're the days boys
those were the days they will let me get them or they caught me off
Hmm
Hey, little fucking dream we will do it. That's who we are. Don't you worry. Don't you worry, but it's literally it's
Oh, she let you know. I live in this way or good lady. Good. I'm a thief. I'm very unused to saying good lady
Good lady
Verify the seam charges they sent to my card and it will skip the three days they wait
But I already did and it didn't do that. I'm gonna put I'm gonna put his game on the screen
I don't know how to do all that, but the game's almost over.
There's one more round till they lose.
And then they're gonna join up with us.
This one's tough.
Let's see if they clutched up, boys.
Let's see if they clutched up.
They clutched up, let's see if they clutched up.
Look it, look it, look it.
What's the rate compared to y'all's? I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Not looking good so far.
Holy shit, wait, this guy's actually insane.
They did not clutch it up. That was possibly the quickest round I've ever seen in my entire life.
Shit.
They did not clutch it up, Chief.
I'm pretty sure I saw a guy there with 28K elo, which means we are going to get our ass
pounded.
I wear these boys that, where they at?
Oh, I think it's just Timmy joining.
Oh, and then we need to grab Rogue then.
Yeah.
Rogue in here!
Rogue in here!
Hopefully Rogue has done his deathmatch game, though.
I mean
You see we will do a little jewelry
Me three minutes, oh, we don't have three minutes. We gotta get we've been in the lobby for an hour
Did any of us wrong?
Always pooping. We'll pinch it off pal get in here
Okay, please back here, please have a good night. She's
I can already foresee Rome not having just done his deathmatches and we have the same problem, I'm afraid.
I can see it, I can see it.
And I got scanned. Perhaps another, perhaps another.
Drag! Okay, Drag is saying wait what? I'm almost now certain that that is what's going on.
Wait, did you have a direct DM, right?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, can you send the invite to the discord?
I did.
I sent him a DM with your discipline.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
He's... he's in Spice... he's in Spice...
Hey guys... uh... Mr. T... oh, hey, how are you doing?
Sup?
Mr. T, how are you on this fine night?
I'm doing good, how are y'all?
Sorry, earlier.
Are you good?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This is me by the way I gave you the new role so you should see a new room called
streamer waiting room right above you that's what you enjoy it from here on
out love that love that I will be waiting in there now allow me to rip a
case in your honor will you let me do that give me do me a two seven two
Two seven two seven I'm on a blush to
Seven
Oh
The attention pink ego and snap track
Okay
Give me one more Timmy you I've been getting reamed all night. This is possibly the best thing I've gotten
Give me one more.
Maybe a six and a nine.
Oh, spicy enough, but that are we.
Oh, I saw a red.
Oh, no.
You have fun, Fink.
Is that for it, Fink?
I think our Fink is gonna be rogue.
Okay, but he said wait what when I said
Rome probably hasn't got his death matches done.
So, that's gonna be a problem.
Yeah, it's over.
It's a good run.
Yeah.
He's in a deathmatch lobby.
I just invited him.
He'll be, he'll give you a message
and you'll hear some of your Steam code.
Okay.
I know he has a 10 year badge.
No, he doesn't have this.
I know he has a 10 year badge.
What is he saying?
Wait, what for?
He's trying to warm up.
A little bit warm up, a little bit warm up.
I sent you my code.
Thank you, good shirt.
You have my screen.
Here you are, big man, right there.
Perfect, perfect.
Am I blind?
this lobby is gonna absolutely destroy you guys this won't last long nah not
gonna happen buddy not gonna happen
you see it
actually don't let me see I did in the code did you did you name have a one
in it yes it should be number one done be fan yeah I type yeah we turn over time
I didn't get any like yes it's advice he says we said to number one get me fan
okay okay what's your name then maybe I did get it there you go there's my
lose all your rank in the night is that show yeah it's show okay cool all right
sounds good down all right good good good welcome in mr. rogue how you doing
hello all right let's get in there let's get in there let's walk it in let's
walk it in boys sir okay me as a good buddy doing good he's walking in boys
let's walk it in oh good we are about to get our shit do you see the guys we
You are just wasting probably some of it between $50,000 and $17,000 and we were having trouble with them.
We lost two out of three games.
We played three games. We played two games. We played three.
We played two. We actually, 50-57. That's not bad.
50-57? That's not bad. That's...
Oh wait, we lost both games. I thought we won the second one.
Okay, we lost all our games
So that's gonna that's something um like you do like you do like you do
Hold up. Let me get a quick case Rimsky. Oh no, but boys pregame case repeat
Pregame case
It's a big game, it's a big game.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, that's good.
I got to pick this in?
Not too savvy, huh?
Pretty good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah, but you got Timmy?
That is true.
We do have Timmy.
We do have Timmy.
Oh, $2!
Not too savvy.
I see we banned Dust2.
And let's ban some Ancient.
What do you want to say?
Oh, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh
And does you yeah, that's to an ancient
Well, I've been like oh great oh
So I've been just kind of waiting out all I can tell against that new gun and that new map
So I just been digging around playing random games. Why don't you've been playing random games, but
Counter-shake. Well, I guess we play counter-shake before let's play Duke
What?
Duke!
Well, we just played in front of them and we got our shit came down.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Well...
You played the Hell Out Lose or Daisy on feed nods?
I have not played either of those, good sir.
There's a new game called, like, World War III or something that people are talking
about.
I was thinking about playing that.
It sounds similar to Hell Out Lose.
I
Did you um
Job we you played to see if these are there was a fun. Oh, no
We found out that as a streamer you could literally never play see if these again
Wait, why what happened?
Really they have a program where they can find you no matter what within 10 minutes and DDoS you off the server making you
Reset your entire ship and everything you have on it. So unless you like playing 10 minutes segments and see if these you can't play
Oh
Well, that's fucking terrible yeah, so apparently when so I used to play they didn't have that program
So he was able to play but nobody with more than probably
500 viewers can play see if these nowadays. Oh, bro. That sucks. Yeah, that should be so fun, too
We do you like the first time it's
Oh my god
Begin as luck I'd like to see them do that again
You tell me
Game Adopler actually knew
I'm not sure.
Okay, dude.
Hey, are you sure you're not
going to take me?
Oh my god.
Man of cultures.
I'm going to say.
You're talking to the game
for all of this.
I got my phone.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh my god.
Is anyone there?
Nope, not a single.
Definitely not.
No?
What's going on?
I've got a listen.
Just out aim them, Timmy.
Yeah.
I've got a hard.
Out aim them.
I mean, let me just run outside.
And out aim.
That's right!
Oh, can you watch this crap machine?
Oh, fire's that.
Hey dude.
Oh, is this you?
No, this is me, this is me.
Oh, shit.
I'm sure.
I'm going to get some water from the machine.
Flashbang it!
Oh, one more.
So what do you thought? Good story though.
Yeah, that's right.
So, how much do you injector? How much do you do?
Oh, I cut the guy under you, but this guy back right.
Alright, hold on, we're just speaking.
What's it look like?
Nothing yet, nothing yet.
Oh shit, okay.
You should have free outside.
We thought they got marshmallow outside to eat.
Have to be. Let's go. Ready?
Yup. You gonna ramp?
Yeah, ramp, ramp, ramp.
He's wanting to hit 100%.
We're very quiet.
Come on, Tommy, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh my god, what a plug!
What a clear bite.
Oh my god!
Hey kiddo!
That was no good! That was right!
We did our part boys! We did our part!
Cut the bomb, cut the bomb here.
What's the actual deal? I need to actually kill.
I need to help the ramp, what's the ramp I think?
Two ramps, two ramps.
Yup, two ramps.
What's the actual deal? I can't remember actually.
Oh.
I'm holding your weapon.
I need to actually kill.
I'm holding your weapon.
I
All right, it's time to get serious
Yeah, don't I just want to see Alice and I'm covering me all right pal. I'm my perimeter my perimeter is me
Fuck it, I'm just fucking...
Stupid duper sails.
I am, I think.
You're always much.
Hello?
Let's jump on the ground.
Is that her?
What if you do my crouch button?
Wait, what is this reload feature?
I
See anybody there peanut you want to swing together
They must be ribs here
One time we have Bob you got Bob
Wasn't here ones on top of squeaky
No, he came on as he was
I'm just running him by the way.
Woo!
That was cute.
Nice job.
Okay, confidence.
Now that we all figured out the crouch button, it's time to get serious.
I got the smoke test side.
I still have it.
I'm so sorry.
Oh yeah, we were laughing.
We forgot to tell it.
It's left control.
It's not working.
Ooh.
It's not working.
Oooooh.
Yeah, they meet you in a 3-day crowd-span and happens to send people.
You might have a 50% keyboard in which they help with other things.
Oh, I dropped it.
Oh, I've got a buy.
Oh my god, I was trying to figure out my wallet.
Go back, you have time to go back.
They pushed me, they pushed Ram, they pushed Ram up dead, I'm dead.
Yep, they pushed me.
They pushed me in a ramp. They pushed everything.
I
Did you see the blender? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. He was this is no this on Genji going back very nicely
Very great friend outside to the right. That's everything it but if she gets one fucking gills
I will be fairly impressed. I will be
I will be cool guys
I'll be there
I
Just auto-shot us in the head. I can't be lost that one
Drop me smoke again, and then we go outside. Yeah, it's folks. You got the smoke. Yeah
I just need to get my room
Just hold hold left control on the by menu and left
They're dead
Oh thank you
Go outside
Go outside, okay
Go outside, boy
Go to the house
They're needing outside
They're mulling outside
I'm 19, alright
They need sacked outside
So we're fine, so
You can go there
You can go outside
Come here, man
Go to the vent, go to the vent
Re-bombing, mom
We're coming front
Go to the vent, boys
Yep
Squeaky open, they're gonna be in vents
By the way
Don't got me, Zed!
You kill Vence?
There's one on the other side of my smoke, Genji.
There's one on the other side of my smoke.
No, Vence is dead.
Why did you hold that on me?
I could have...
I'm just...
Oh wait, what the fuck?
Oh sorry, I think?
Switch to Shroud, get him, get him, get him
He's above, he's above
He's, yeah, he's, he's up there
Oh, he can go there?
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Now we're cooking boys
Now we are cooking
No way!
We will
We will
Now we're cooking
Now we're cooking.
C9 Trout.
That's C9 Trout. Look at that C9 Trout buddy.
Right here. Right here right now.
No more losses.
Hundred percent.
TNT and TNT.
Let me tell you.
That space between those two guys though.
You fucked that guy up.
I
Can buy okay, this game you can run in gun with the SMGs my SMG is really good actually yeah, digi
Because I believe you
I'll give you a P90 will be your best friend
Don't have to even stop to shoot it you just run around June
What's that I forgot what that calls garage garage
Yeah, that's that garage God's is I think I can hit garage one for the people
Oh
Don't shoot don't shoot
Don't shoot don't come this prison. I just you get a special mission for you. You run out there
See if you die
Press five in the machine five G five G
I
You got it you got it you got this
He's
I'm so low, please
Lucky jiggies first kill lucky case open
Oh, well, here I got you.
I got you.
Well, I bought an AK.
Looting AK.
I can use the AK.
I'm back.
You can be fighting two.
Yeah, pre-B, and then we're on the bottom.
How are you, Mark?
Thank you, good shit.
Oh, they're gonna be saving.
They're gonna be rushing something.
Care, care, care.
They're rushing something.
Maybe outside?
Chamoli's outside.
Chamoli's outside.
They've been doing that.
I thank you.
There's a camera in the ground right there.
Like, what the fuck is that?
Molotov out.
We're in the air.
close red box red box and see oh oh
what ramp up a ramp wait they're not saving right left and right i'm one
did you come through come through we're walking in pal we're walking in i think they're coming
from uh they're coming from ramp right now oh did you come this way
Oh, I see you see you
Stop the bird shop. That's right. That's right. Oh, excellent
This game has a lot to improve on a lot of things I would say
Um, I'm part of the c9 team and uh, well basically everyone on the team except for me
I'm a pleasure to actually I'm sure there's your five people
I'm sure you're fine with cases and locked at my count.
Alright, every single round you should always buy smoke and aid.
Man, that unites me.
Always buy smoke and aid.
You need that by the way.
And if you want up to me right here every single time,
You stand right here
There's three outside there's three outside there's three outside there's three outside
There's three outside pushing
I'm pushing ramp I'm pushing ramp
I have one HP give me the bomb peanut I'll slam it you get out easy game that bench
Hey mom
So basically I started blasting what's just happened
For input, auto ma- auto ma- auto ma- whatever the fuck happened, yeah.
Not good, not good.
Ohhhh.
Same thing, Gingy, every round.
And then...
I'm out!
If you're using a P90, you should just strafe one way.
You don't have to do side-to-side, because it gets really hard to hit.
Okay.
You're moving like a- you died, you should have hit.
Did they take my- I'm out!
You died, you died.
Hey, is he back?
Hey, are you back?
No, I'm right here.
You got banned for cheating!
Oh, is that the keyboard?
The wooden keyboard thing?
Yeah, oh yeah, they don't allow
wooden keyboard stuff,
the snap tap, snap tap.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, oh.
You gotta be safe with that.
Hey, snap.
I don't think I use snap tap.
I'm kidding.
How do I turn off the snap tap?
Oh my!
Yeah, okay, better.
Oh, you coming too.
I don't want to move it.
I'm running the up no armor no how would I be
Oh, man.
Stand back.
Stand back.
Everybody?
Yeah, I'm going to follow you then.
You can buy some chicken noodle soup in a Snickers bar.
I haven't used it, dude.
I haven't used it.
Deagle?
I've seen it.
So this is going to be really good or really bad.
Oh my.
got him got him he's dead
nice
he's dead
wait, wait, wait
one more one one
nice, take that
there's an AWP behind you
I dropped it off
Kuzi, I dropped it off
it's QVT, QVT
go go go
Zabsan
wait, I don't think so
thank you, good job
thank you, good job
I think you can drink it.
Fine, I'm talking to you.
Is that with?
Yes.
Not good.
One's on one street, and we get left.
That's where he's dead.
Oh, on top, what?
I didn't know he was on top.
Directed above.
It would be me.
Wouldn't let that happen to me.
Wouldn't let that happen to me.
Wouldn't let that happen to me.
wouldn't let that happen to me
wouldn't let that type of thing happen to me
I saw the stop once and he's not respected
I saw the stop once you were going forward and I respect that
I respect that, I respect that, I respect that
if you can go back I want you to do it the same way again
I respect that, I respect that
It's good Molly though
I'd rather lose in the 10 for stop points than win.
I'd rather get a shot.
11-3 or something like that.
For CGs it's good, isn't it?
An ACT side of the S.
Oh, perfect!
What a great day!
You didn't get out, Akka.
I'm talking about a newly-known player now.
A.G.
Why is he jumping in a corner where he can hit you?
I don't think...
I don't think he can hit you when you change weapons.
I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried.
All right, I have more kills than Rogue and GG.
I'm doing good.
Yeah, I told you I would be the bottom of the leaderboard seat and have to be.
Thank you, GG. Thank you.
I want to above that. I appreciate you following on that so much, Chief.
Mm-hmm.
You good, man?
You good, man.
I'm gonna hold on I'm an old brand yes to me it's a tiger tooth factory new
Cram it please stop asking
I saw you, I saw you peeping it
Trust me, I saw you peeping it
Oh I won this
Oh my god
Did you see that? Did you see that?
Did you see that?
This is my house
You see that triple tap boys one clip
Shut the fuck up to some shop
With the team leader does though. I mean, I know you guys expect that for the team leaders. You're probably not even impressed
I'm not even passed
Go back
Yeah, it's close you oh my god, it's a tiger to the back to the carpet, dude
I didn't ask that you please I'm asking please I guess seven of those yeah, okay
Seven inches of penis in you, bud.
Squeaky.
Oh, squeaky.
Going down the left.
Oh, oh, oh.
Down, down, down.
Be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be.
What's that one there?
What's on the door planning?
He's playing Bonsight right now.
What's playing Bonsight?
Hot gun.
One left on the left.
Bony, Bony.
Oh my god, we dominated this.
Wow.
What kind of thing?
Oh
Yes, did you what I just struck you with was it's like a
Cramming yes, did you please I'm asking that shit's ass. Oh, I got this from a trade-up pal. You're jealous
It's ass. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. Yes. I also have a factory new vaporwave and 41 s
You guys can just hop off my penis
Okay, I hear another squeaky squeaky. I was squeaky
bomb down bomb down bomb down
I'm not good at boss
I need a test
I need a bomb
I'm not good at boss
I need a bomb
I'm not good at boss
I'm not good at boss
very nice
good round boys good round
Another voice
The last guy for 90 do how I don't think I was the only one that died, you know, how did he die?
What?
What you didn't drop a gun when you spawned right here, and I'm pretty sure I was going with the died what?
Probably gonna push outside something. Let's talk later. Let's talk later
No, oh man fuck they're going all up
More you're going
Right back. Yeah, keep going on
I'm down on time
One one
He's too excited. He won the round he was pretty excited. I'll buy you one if you got me in for oh, I love that
Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good job
We got me in for between you potato soup. Okay, you go
There you go. Oh the run here. How much is worth again?
17k
AAH
No
Nah
Which this game is worth 70 thousand US dollars
Is at not fucking crazy
Is at not in a day
O-
I'm gonna try to over
Uuu
Go back, go back, go back, go back
What's up, what's up what's up
Where, where're you
Uh... one dates, one dates and lobby
GOD
HA
Who are you boy?
Do you mind me? Come on man
C'mere
I
Were all three here
I
Honestly, I
Think they were kind of screwed there. They all died. They might not have money
Oh, we're poor. I should have just deactivated the bomb
Maybe you wouldn't push
$10,000, huh? That's like that's like a shareable amount of money
It's like a shareable amount
I don't know
Thank you. Good job. Thank you. You're welcome. It'll be good. It'll be good. It may be broke.
I never, I never. Outside.
My smoke is bad for ramp. They might walk up. You know. Yeah. Outside. Outside. Multiple.
I'm going to switch off. You guys hold this. I'm going to low ramp.
Oh, I'm. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching.
I thought you told me you were going to be the bait.
Oh you could think you could think it go back to do that onward, onward, onward, onward,
onward, onward.
Thank you, thank you.
Nice.
Oh
Nice trade out trade out three two one three. Oh, he's in the corner to the corner
Good work
My gun guys let's calm it down in the chat where we where we've been saying
Peanut you're the best. Peanut that one is better than you. Peanut have my babies. Guys.
Ready? Stack outside. It was about a three piece. Uh yes. I'll just let you two in. It was about a three piece.
I'll go middle on A. Just all you need me. You guys didn't go ramp together. I'll play the middle.
Oh
Yeah, that's a tiger to
One's inside close close close close. Oh, yeah, thank you. That's good. That's what I said. You should be able to kill not expecting you
Yes, that is the same
Factory new Dicotooth Kram, and he just saw, yes, thanks for asking me about it again.
Yes, yes, this is the same one I just pulled out a couple seconds ago, yes.
He's on A, he's on A.
He's faster than me.
Hey, yes!
Oh, I...
I just have a mini.
Well...
First right now, he's a...
Lobby.
Oh, up in the corner, up in the corner.
I feel great.
Grab it, grab it, grab it, I'm not pushing.
Oh
Yeah, I was playing that, but I'm playing outside of the game
I'll play top
Wait, are you ready to meet me?
No, no, I'm going down to squeaky
There
Wait, squeaky!
There's squeaky
There's squeaky
Right outside now
I killed two, killed two, third inside, third inside
Upper A
One's outside, last outside, last outside, last outside
I'm down, I'm down
Oh, it's a play straight, one is straight
I'm doing what I'm doing. He's right there
right there
It's much much much the infamous right there spot. I am for 70
Oh, he saw me so he was
Is he going the Bob's over here?
What's it? Oh, he's stupid. He's gonna go lobby. He's gonna go lobby. He might be able to see a barrel
I got a small barrel he's gonna wrap from the lobby right there yeah yeah the door's
open so you gotta be careful
OHHHHH
Sneaking around in the grass huh?
Sneaking around in the grass.
Too easy, too easy boy.
Too easy.
Do it right up like a foot.
Like a marvel.
You came by me enough
Yeah
Thank you
That's why I always say myself
Is that right? Is that right now?
B ramp B ramp! I hear a lot of them, much of them!
I'm done with them.
What knife is that?
Guys, guys!
It's the factory new Tiger 2 Theramban.
I mean, fine, I'll put it in the light.
I'll put it in the light, oh my god.
Yes, there it is!
Fine, I'll put it in the light like you guys requested.
Oh my god.
Yes, there it is.
There it is.
I do really have to get going.
I have to win the match.
Is everybody have their fill?
Good. Okay.
Backside.
Let's win the match boys.
We're gonna save that up.
It's about to 1v4.
Watch this.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No!
Did you see it funny for that hop and how his body just slammed against the wall next to him?
Uh, I'm broke out.
Body was excited. Body was excited.
Did you see that? Hello.
He was ecstatic!
Hey, there you go.
Funny boys, funny.
I
Sure, not what's that night
Wait, I'm not all day later all day later
No one inside
He's in there in there
Idiot I smoked it that one no one in there
I'm going to use swing.
I'm going to push.
I killed one more.
Nice.
Maybe outside.
This guy goes outside.
This guy goes outside.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Oh, my god.
No, no.
Ramp, ramp.
Ramp hallway.
Ramp hallway.
One left.
Let's do that.
Good work, boys.
Good work, gentlemen.
Nice.
That calls for lucky cage open.
Right there.
How am I the ancient one?
I
Worked no reaction you're like with the reaction. Oh, I did better than rogue. She's
What I did better than Timmy. I have a zero percent
percentage apparently
The year
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Come see, how about you, uh, shh.
Alright, the big dogs.
Have a conversation.
FPS gamers.
Have a conversation.
Fuck you.
I'll be open a case
for the team.
I got Rob.
All right. That went no joke. I'm not exaggerating. 150 times better than I thought it would.
I thought we were going to go 0 and 13. No joke. I think everybody in this chat thought we were
going to go 0 and 13. Yeah, yeah, they started spamming 1 and 13, KW. So. Yeah, yep, yep.
I do. I cannot believe that just happened. Lock it in. We're going for another one. I want
watchable. Oh, wait, oh, oh,
it doesn't let me. I do have to
quick pee pee.
Don't let him choose any stupid apps. I think my snappy snappy
tappy wounding saying fuck. I gave him up for something.
I don't know.
I got peanut. Peanut's not here to accept the match.
Oh fuck.
I have it done.
I have it done.
Ah
Right
Yeah, every cue you didn't accept the match
Well, fine. I mean if you want me to attach my factory news to let oh knife fade before we get in the match
Whatever dude, and I'm like ask me that okay
Fine, this is it. Let's I mean you're gonna see the float and shit as well
I mean the the the the anodized airbrush fades to let a knife factory new we're rating points are
15042054 pattern 250 finished catalog 30 38's I mean if that's really what you want me to equip like
Guys stop making please stop making I will right
Everybody's want me to do it, but I will
Yes, actually do actually do yes of the site some site some site
Grass
One dollar 20 cents
Let's roll a knife again. Do you have a ginser as well as a such a good question?
That's a good question. I haven't been asked that question in a long time
Maybe I'll tell you one day
How's it not a good time? That's not a good time
Maybe one day I'll tell you the knife I have
You can't remember he forgot I remember it's a paid stiletto factory new buddy memory
I need the other stuff, but I remember that.
Oh, I forgot to vote.
Oh, I forgot to vote.
What are you getting out of the silly juice, actually?
Hold on to the fort.
I gotta get out of the silly juice.
Hold on to the fort, boys.
I gotta get one more silly juice.
I forgot, I forgot.
I gotta get a silly juice.
Hold on to the fort, hold on to the fort.
Let's roll.
Let's go, fellas.
I'm going to play cat on a hand, I have a hand, I have a hand, lock it in boys, lock
it in.
Let's get another one, let's get another one, lock it in boys, let's see what you're
saying.
I
Did there was a plan made I didn't hear it watch a cat on a
Let's go away. The previous is in there. You're watching for me. I want you to watch your cat. What's your cat?
Can't see anything. I'm blind. They're up cat. They're all the way up rope. Thanks. God one more
Oh
Whaty wordy cookin hey Helen killer already good boys. Oh, thanks guys. See that's the last guy
Okay
What's up?
He's kind of low he's kind of low
Good boys
Yeah, that leader boys. She's gonna
Very nice. Oh, you be did you will the ones I'll kill us
But I didn't die you dead
I was trying to get a little camaraderie going bow fuck you
I don't know if I'm at the point
You know when you have a couple drinks that you do really well. Yes
I think I'm at that point right now
But it's gonna go downhill very what you have to do is keep drinking. I just shotgun to be yourself
One's long, two long, two long.
One's stupid, no long.
Ah, shit.
He's close, he's close.
Pressure up!
Are you left, you left?
I can't, I can't, they're better than guys.
My M point is behind you.
Oh, ass.
Nice, no run.
He's at the car, right side of the, uh, the clock.
Nice, no run
She's at the car
Right side of the uh
She's at the car
Hold on
Oh my god
Dude, pick up the pistol
Pick up the pistol
Dude, pick up the pistol
Watch this buddy, watch this
The only damage I've done this game is his teammates
You need to throw your body at that guy
Right at him, right at him, shoot
Yes!
Good work good work good work good work
Good work
Oh god
That was the only one that killed boys
I didn't grab them
With the only one that killed we gotta pick it up
You have to pick it up
Yeah let me show you my direction
No look at my direction
You look at my direction
I damn it
I hate you Jimmy
I got rogues at four do you back
Oh
Yeah
Nice
Okay
Don't worry, I have enough boys
I'm never complimenting you again
My wife wants you every day for four months. It's your birthday. Happy birthday.
Breed that would make her year up
No
I'm gonna get this cake man. I'm gonna win this round. Oh, no
All right, buddy. That's your professor. Don't let the third to you
Oh, you gotta re-find the fuck out of me.
Not along.
Yeah, Genji.
That takes per station.
Oh!
Watch out!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Hey!
Not one!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't worry, Genji.
I got it.
Don't you worry.
I got it.
No worries.
Thank you for the thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Itty-dad.
Itty-dad.
I'm on the board, boys.
I'm on the board. Okay. I'm at the table. I'm part of the discussion
I got that out. I'm gonna hold on
Okay, off the wall, so it always ends in a second.
You guys like that, don't you?
What is that?
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
Wait up.
They could be cat.
They could be a cat.
They're a cat.
A cat.
Don't you laugh, mister.
Don't you worry.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you covered, Timmy.
Couple of these.
Couple of these.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh
I'm in too clean
This is gonna get you closer fast
I continue that every single round
And that's how you get it
Bad, too heavy, bad, too heavy
You gonna buy?
Are we gonna click them for?
What's your G-Gun?
Two G-Generates, two G-Generates.
I can't, hold on, hold on.
There's another gun for you?
Somebody got him.
There's two more, two more, two more.
That box so quick.
Let he have to come...
I wish I had a hole in there.
Oh
My guys I think we're losing sight of what made us so great last
Oh, hey, thank you. So what we're gonna do next? I
Say pistol rush
Speed time
We like a second
I got hit.
What are you doing?
Oh.
I knew it!
I knew there was two fires!
Mike!
There was two fires!
Oh, we got a big, got a big bomb.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
I'm ready!
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm ready!
Guys, that was not my fault.
It was two fires.
I only saw one.
I only saw one.
Till I die.
Holy shit, take that box!
Okay, go on!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Alive?
Okay, I will run now.
Fire.
Ooh!
Pick me, log! Pick me, log!
That was a value attempt, Izzy.
And I am one honor to have witnessed it.
Looks like we're perksome.
Yeah quick push it quick push it
I'm an LB, I'm an LB, I'm a switcher
Run up, run up man, run up man
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
I'm tree?
Okay, okay, okay
You owe me a hundred bucks
Okay, okay
I'll get off there
That's good
You owe me a hundred bucks
You owe me a hundred bucks
I see you in the screen.
They're longer now.
I think they're probably finding a B.A.
This is a B.A. spot.
This is a B.A. spot.
WHAT ME?
1v1, why hold your lowers?
Yeah, hold his lowers, hold his lowers.
Hold his lowers.
He throws dollar bills at you and spits on you.
Oh, that's right.
They stopped three crots.
Fucking wonder, wonder, wonder.
And the guy just hopped me.
I'm going in!
I'm on B, I'm on B boys.
What the hell? How did he do that?
He used to go.
That's the second kill ever.
We're behind on us.
On the ones in the middle.
Bomb tree.
Oh!
Bomb tree and jump up.
Let's go. This guy's late.
What's up guys?
Okay.
Hate to see it.
It's gonna be P1.
Sometimes you meet him. Sometimes you meet him in game.
You're cut.
Oh, thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
Mm-hmm.
The dare is to do.
Is this yours?
Oh, no, this is someone on the other teams.
That's all you?
I was talking about the gun skin.
It has a label on it.
Pick up mid.
Oh, I dare oh I dare
I've got it over. Oh you jackass smoking
Okay, one guy sitting in this one
He's here a bottom AK. I think that's him
Flash inside me!
Oh my god!
Flash him! Flash him! Someone flash him!
I'm flashing for you!
Oh fuck!
Oh he's up mid! He's up mid!
Oh fuck! I give you a smoke! I give you a smoke!
Oh fuck!
You can't! You can't do that! You can't do that!
You can't do that! You can't do that!
Yeah...
What the hell is that?!
Last one.
Um...
A...
You just jump shopping with the SSG?
I
Who got scouted right there
You
The boss will be long I shut I shut
Long like 30
Cross cross nice one
I'm looking for keys.
I'm going to mint them.
They're right here.
That was him!
Oh! What the?
Where did that come from?
Probably cat.
She's cat. Where are you guys?
What?
I guess I didn't...
Fuck!
I'm all a stand back boys
Watch me
Last broke, in smoke somewhere
Damn it!
Probably car, sitting in smoke
Oh my god he went lower
Oh we by Lisa's smell
Oh damn it
It's a 17k up
Fairly. Yeah, I'll Google it. I'll Google it. Let me see
It's the gun gear
Oh shit that one
Yeah, I believe I believe the current price the current price for a factory new
wrong gear is
14,800 it's like a blight rush B second by rush B
Yeah, I'm right second by rush B. Yeah, I had dragon lara gave it to whips
What?
I was going in there like 300 bucks.
Back, come on.
No.
I didn't.
You're in a box.
That's hot.
I'm up here.
Oh, I got a bomb.
Yes, gentlemen, this is the Stalato Factory new fade.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Yes, I know you see it, boys.
I know you see it.
I know you see it.
Yeah, I want you to know, look at these two.
Um, two, two lowers.
We're just flexing and flashing, pal.
Stand back.
I'll handle these guys.
Oh my God!
What the hell?
Are these guys crazy?
Every time I say stand back, I just get pulverized.
We need a new catchphrase.
We need a new catchphrase or something.
What about?
What about
Watch this
You thought you know I don't stand for you jackass heard a man right watch this
Good this is he allowed to do that
That was a good shot
Thank you. How much is that fade butterfly?
2.5 2.5 2.5 2.5,000
Wait five million
Hey, you like that serious? No
To the taxes to the axis gotcha gotcha
I am dirty with the price of that is yeah, I think
Jim
They grab it. Yeah, how much that to milk it's like 1.6
Ooh.
At me, at me, at me, at me.
Here's an AK.
Robbie.
One D.
One D.
One D.
One D.
One D.
He's right there beside the door, I guess.
One lower, one upper.
And walks down the corner and scouts for him in.
Get ready.
Attack.
Gen B.
He went to the right peanut.
Yeah, bomb, yeah, bomb, yeah, bomb.
Yeah, we got another one.
Ooh, and Gen KT.
I messed up.
I saw his little leg crouching there.
Oh my god.
Nice.
One doors.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
Get her down.
Look at that shot back.
You guys saw that shot back?
That was gritty impression boys. You saw that on the back. Okay. I did my part
I did my part despite not getting the second kill that first kill was sweet. You saw that you saw that boys. You saw that
I am buying lavishly
I
So upon you the AK-47
That's just not how you do it
Can you can you sell that we find that you drop me a skill?
I
There's that's you don't beat on a
Oh, we did!
Who's that?
Someone on site, dad.
Nice.
One might be a fucking cat.
There's the guy!
Nice one, follow him.
Watch your back, TG.
Oh, yeah, bomb, yeah, bomb, yeah, bomb, TG.
Yep, get a little site.
Where they're standing up top.
Go on.
There they go.
Okay.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my god, back in.
We're doing pretty good, boys.
I'm pretty good
Great name Peter. Thank you. Thank you, sir. It's French. I think early. Thank you for asking
I thought I'd throw it a little more zest day
Switch up a bit
WTWTWTWTWTWTWT
What? Bro hold in the corner
I'm left of the door
Damn it!
Oh close!
I think we've run out right onto the right
Take what you'd like
Got him guys
Nice
I bomb the bomb
I W
Yep, yep, yep, yep, let's go
That is something
Ooh, that's intact
Oh, I'm going
This is nice
Okay, you guys?
You got him on my mind?
Ready mom?
That was a gambling man.
No!
I'm scared.
Don't be scared. Be confident. Go.
Yep.
Oh no! I don't even know where he is.
Oh yeah, where he's at?
I see you wholeheartedly.
I need to call for a quick ace of it.
Okay, a little something something a little
Little something something I mean nothing to write all about you know, I mean you can do something with that
You know quickly like it. Oh, I'm grabbing it up this round
Okay, run down cat
Okay, you buy smoking. I should have buy armor back 10
Russian be biasing you guys do when trust
Back 10 rush me I completely agree
Let's do the same
Nope-nope!
Nope!
I got you too!
Have a walk!
GOOOOOOOUG
lets go, lets go
I did my part...
I did my part!
Wait, You do this....
That's what matters most
Think I have this voice
Oh my goodness guys, I don't know what's going on, but these women have turned it on these women have turned it on
No, we saved there. That was fine
That was a save
Oh, yeah, I don't see I think we need another
I think I should be doing this.
I think I'm going to be doing this.
Can you buy smoke?
Yeah, I can buy smoke.
Wait, we should just armor.
I saw a gun.
Oh!
Sell the bag.
This is good.
You are a psychopath.
Let's go!
Yeah, let's go see that's a fades to little bag for you guys.
You want to wait for the more dead?
Yeah, I did.
I think that you find in your pocket
Got you
Ladies and gentlemen
Nice.
Flashbang out.
One's fenced.
One's done.
Good one team.
Hooray!
Not too jammy boys, not too jammy.
I can buy my first one and she's dead.
This is good.
I'm offing.
I'm offing.
They're being serious.
Every series inside another B spawn holy shit
Should we do it again wait Pina tell me tell me yeah
Yes
He's gonna stop
It's you, huh?
You're a piece of pussy.
It's you, huh?
Yeah, and that's game.
That's when we are.
We are cooking.
Okay, okay.
I be one for the win round.
Oh, shit.
It's like that.
Good work, team.
God, nice.
Is anyone thoroughly impressed
with how skillful this team is?
team is. I mean, wow, we're in 23,000 yellow. Hold on, let me check.
Timmy's at 23,000, which 25,000 is the best in the game, like how it used to be ranked.
You can get more than that. I thought it was like global and like all that shit.
Yeah, yeah. So that's how they used to do it. Well, I mean, you still kind of do it
matchmaking, but like, like 25,000 is basically global. So we're basically playing
globally players yeah I don't know I know it goes over 25k I'm saying 25k
equates to global right? I think so not really in theory 25k is supreme then
what's what's global what's what's global at 30 later my 25k is supreme so
30k is global so we're basically fighting in the only system the the rank below
the bashing eagle and kind of stuff no no no supreme the one below global but the
players were playing against have like 17 and 18,000 on there's a thing right
um that's other ranks being like 17 but he is not global but 30k was global
we might be is top 1% which is global and I'm getting with it 25k is
I have no idea. All I know is we had Duncan on these fours when we most likely shouldn't be
That calls for a lucky case open
And that calls for a lucky case open
I'm ripping four back-to-back quick open cases and then buying 20 more. Are you ready boys or?
back-to-back
quick open
Damn it two cases three
Three, two, one.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm head, I'm head, I'm head.
Two governs of garbage.
Two governs of garbage.
One last one, last one, last one, last one.
Do it right, do it right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Huh.
Yeah, 11 was a little happen boys and 11 11
Perhaps 24
Perhaps 24 one moment gentlemen one moment give me a short spell
Well, if you want to say it boys, I am procuring 20 cases of peculiar magnitude.
Oh, just a moment.
The game of twosers we do, the comatose.
The game of twosers are comatose.
Which one's better between those two?
Hmm.
Damn it.
Chroma, Chroma.
Damn it.
Let's do, let's do Chroma.
Let's do Chroma, let's do Chroma.
Let's do Chroma boys, let's do Chroma.
here we go here we go
it's funny because it's a right up I know and you were keeping cool is that you
whatever if we do win big if we get like a gold you don't have to report it
until you sell it so what I can do is just sell it 10 years from now and then
man basically no taxes the trade boys or never reported that's that's another
thing people do that is another thing people do that will that get delegates
the jail once there's something something here we go one moment boys
what are we doing just got back I'm purchasing 20 cases really quickly be
one quick moment wait what happened to my cases right only me three
oh you're not
Oh
So much you be what one quick say good work exam. I'm just getting a couple more
Here we go, okay now we'll click it okay, there we go
Oh my god, it's making me re-logging in my big log out one second
Big authenticator
Right.
Okay, perfect.
Oh, yeah, put it down.
We're back.
We're back, boys.
We're back.
All right, everybody go.
Quick pregame case open, boys.
Quick pregame case open.
We are do boys. We are do. Very do. Very do.
Oh, I think someone forgot to, ready up. You right here?
Uh, Timmy didn't mix up. He might not be here.
Oh, gosh, you gotcha. Why getting some more Red Bull and crack?
That'll do it. That'll happen.
I
You got a good okay, what's right? Yes, I bet that
It's to be given done now you ever you do you ever you ever all you do at all
I
You should see me. I'm fucking chugging rebels every shit fucking day. Tell me let me tell you something, okay?
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Okay. All right. I
became a predator in apex legends on our own if you ripped Adderall chief
You would be unstoppable
You wanna give me some? I can do it for you.
I haven't refilled my prescription in three years, but I'm sure the doctor would be jealous.
I'm telling you Timmy, I would be getting a streamer lobby in all 10 people already.
I've had that idea before Timmy, a great minds thinking like I've been thinking about calling it Math the Mondays.
Oh, we get a bunch of guys on Math and we play on a Monday.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm liking that.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm telling you to me. I would pay to see you on out of rock
You would be you would crush it you would crush it you already crushed it, but it'd be like it'd be like
Me take what that was what are they doing that would be oh, you could be a little talking
I said come on play a new bitch. You're gonna play news. I'm down. Oh, well shit. Oh, wait wait wait. I don't think it came to it
No, I knew this is definitely out
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it?
It's for X for me.
Oh, fine.
That's two Xs.
Aw.
I think he's right.
It's his band two maps in the beginning.
And he's right.
He doesn't have the X.
Oh, let's do Mirage.
Let's do Mirage.
Yeah, limitless.
We have a limitless bill for Timmy.
Buddy would know the next moves
of every player on the opposite team
for the next five rounds.
He would see their thoughts.
Go, Jomin.
I'm basic floating. I have no idea what that is, but I'm assuming
Is it is it like an anime meme thing? Yeah, I try to and here's the name goes he
Remember that is I'm thinking that yes, I would agree
I'm not here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Apparently, Adderall's assault.
Assault?
Or assault?
Someone said it's a, um, am from, am from, am from, um, mine, assaults.
Are you saying methamphetamine?
Oh, is that what it is?
Is this the same man? Is this an AM?
Am I am mine?
Have I seen an AM?
I know what he's talking about.
Oh, amphetamines, which is basically just
mass-amphetamines, but shorter.
It's the lingo.
I don't know, it is legal math.
That is right. That's right.
That's why they've prescribed it to 8-year-olds
when they have trouble concentrating in glass.
Oh, he saw me.
Follow me, dudes.
On stairs.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gentlemen.
I'm watching you.
Oh, I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking.
Guys, what is this thing you didn't blow?
I was fking, I was fking.
I was fking, I was fking.
Oh, no, no, no.
Gimme a lift.
Oh, fuck.
I am so sorry.
One is low.
One is very low.
And then we got to get the sexy smoking cowboy.
Are you kidding?
Sorry.
It's my fault.
I take full responsibility.
I agree I should we believe in our clothes see
I would be
Okay
I'm one being down bed. I say I'm going down there
I've been running scouting you
You guys I'm sorry. It's much I'm going from the white. Oh one of the people in the connector
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
One on the connector.
Oh!
I killed one on the inside.
Nice.
One more on the inside.
One more on the inside.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's okay, that's okay.
Go in, go in.
Oh, he's inside.
Good work, team.
Good work.
Got a shotgun beer. Give me a sec.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
I don't like drinking throughout the game, so I just get it all in at once.
Oh yeah, that's much more efficient.
You just chug a full beer?
Not even chug.
Full beer, get the punch in.
Immediately.
That's true.
Oh yeah.
Actually, I'm not.
I'm your family.
I'm for a big hug, I'm saying to my family.
I can't start and you scream out your family
Jugg? Oh my god
All of you boys
They're behind you guys, got you six, got you six
You didn't have my- oh, oh
Not you, not you
That's good, it's a window right?
It was the guy in front of me
Every enemy.
I found the enemy.
Full of nagle.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I forgot to use that place.
Huh?
Jump up, jump up.
Jump up.
Nice grenade.
just jerked one out in celebration just jerked one out in celebration and solidarity for this
team let's get to business
I can't believe it looks like my fade factory dude is still in the like
yeah by anything for yourself for yourself you got the sunglasses but you can see a little
bit behind them you know he's okay if you want you could just do it like this
I feel like this is the worst down there.
It's honestly the best time in the game.
You give it the AK?
You guys give it the K?
Yeah.
Oh, it's falling out!
Left side low.
Left side low.
Left side low.
Left hand.
Right hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Left hand.
Yeah
That's just clear maybe palace yeah, watch your palace
smoking
They're everywhere
Which is oh my god, you can do this
No, that's not connected
Not playing for you
Oh my god guys that is so cool. I mean you can do that. Oh wait, do you have the auger clip?
the SSG. SSG 553. That's probably the easiest gun for you. The SSG? No, the SG 553. Yeah,
that's a scope. Yeah. He's got a scope behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not bad. Perfect. Is it single
fire or what? It's a AR. Okay. One window, one window. I'm not gonna die. I'm not
Quick, she's really light.
Hang on, not here.
Uh, where'd you die, peanut? Might be a gear.
I died!
Uh, top it! Top it!
Be grabbing your end of saving could be chair or something
Is not though probably he's definitely graphing his gun to save me
No way, you got MVP?
Yes, I did.
Good work.
I got two kills and I planted the bomb.
Holy shit.
Yeah
Gigi's first MVP lucky case opening
I don't know.
Drop.
Might be rushing.
Got it!
I'll flash you in the road. Ready?
Yup.
Flashy now.
On site, triple.
Nice one.
One triple.
Stairs in triple.
One's underneath you, triple.
Triple is low, triple is low.
You might be dead, triple.
gotcha
oh
good work boys good work
be stupid bitch. Oh that's my work I guess. Oh we're doing pretty good boys
You want to give me the bomb?
I'm getting double.
Kill 2A.
That's $113.
Another one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
one stair from the two gates
we wish I'll handle it
stairs in a second
oh oh they heard the squash
nice stairs
jump
clutch round lucky gates opening
the
neon rider minimal where I looked it up it was 113 bucks
I used to be in $2 and that's as you can trade them up.
You're going to see this corner right here?
Yeah.
Two red, two red!
No!
They jumped up.
And then the other ones right here.
Oh.
One cool dish.
One cool dish.
Let go of the sink.
I see you jumping.
Yeah, there you go.
Nice.
I cut 3A.
Up in here.
It's just back down to my friend!
How you on the side that you see me see that back then I pull
I don't want some easy boys for me too. That's easy
I mean bombs palace
Howdy is shen-Denik's mess, man!
I'm gonna take it for my 88 speed.
There you go.
Big round go.
Oh, A-SOUL, A-SOUL, A-SOUL, A-SOUL, A-SOUL!
That shit.
Oh, dang.
Okay.
Do you wanna just do that smoke over again?
Yes, there's two smokes that you can do.
Quick off, boys.
Quick off.
The bottom one and the top one that does the jungle and stairs.
After a quick open.
What do you want?
Quick off with a quick open.
I'm gonna shoot you both.
Nothing done.
Alright.
Okay, boys.
I'm going mid.
Okay boys, I'm going mid, getting a quick pick, and then come back in boys.
Alright, watch this, one shot, one kill.
Yeah, right here, right here.
Oh!
Okay, done.
Close.
I'm in here.
Watch out.
Okay, okay.
I'm crossing.
Got one.
Way out of smoking.
I smoke CT one jungle.
He's lit.
Ah, the last one.
Nice job, team.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
But that is just what the team leader does.
Thank you, Mr. Jimmy.
Thank you, Mr. Jimmy.
May I invite you to join me in Cloaksy's vigorous butt sex at the stream.
Here.
Ah, I'm down.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
It'll be quite riveting.
Let's go, let's go!
Oh, the point's on the way.
Oh.
Ah!
He can't do that! He can't do that!
That's against the rules!
me off the palace I shoot the pipe I give you games like I pushing a ram
I know he's getting bomb look you're okay in here on the game on working a
They bomb. They bomb. Oh my god, it's so trash. Thank god. Thank god Timmy came up with a
right there
yeah
the
hands are all sticky from the beer
my body's not supposed to dip your fingers in it
the name's actually peanut
oh here's your middle name
here's my middle name
follow me boy
Watch this, one pick window, boom.
Oh, he's up this time.
Oh, he's gonna be through the smoke.
One's on cat right now, are you hear him?
It's a bug, it's a bug.
They're peeking you cat, I think.
That's you, that's you, that's you.
Oh, I missed, I missed.
On back of his head.
On jungle.
Got one?
Jungle.
Nice.
That was insane
You see
He's in the water
I got it, I got it, I got it.
He didn't hit it.
On it, boss!
Take this!
Got you!
And a quick disrespect.
Yeah, that's gonna buy everything.
Buy it all!
Last round, last round, guys.
I'm doing AKs.
I haven't used an opposite. I don't know when.
Couple of AKs.
Okay
I didn't get a pistol for myself
One I hear my bladder I hear my bladder
I had to give it to him had to show him who the boss is
boys they need it they need it they need it you gotta give them a chance very
valiant of you peanut thank you miss Luke thank you good sir sometimes you
have to give your opponent that way you can snatch it away very last moment you
watch the light
You're alone you were so alone nice
I'm running p90 armor straight down mid ace you can stay in spawn boys you help
will not be necessary this round all right I'll say it's fun walk it in walk it
in I'm an iron man walk it in get your ass back here wait what happened I'm here
doing Iron Man what's Iron Man yeah he said it well he's gonna go on my
leg he said cool movies gonna kill everyone and yeah I'm sorry it's got
Yeah, we let him off of the morning.
We let him off of the morning.
We let him off of the morning.
I got him.
Hello?
I don't even know how he knew I was there.
Nice.
My God, guys, we're out.
Yeah, hold up.
Let's lock it in.
Let's lock it in.
I'm trying to get a quick case open.
Ah, well, I'm doing it.
I'm just going to get a quick case open.
Ah, Brooke.
Don't you fucking dare.
I forgot, did you just slow down and shoot this one?
Don't you dare.
Timmy, the SSG?
I mean, you should just turn out of like run fast
and then counter-shake as soon as you shoot.
out my interest
oh nice
these guys are you baby baby in jail I'm sorry
Holy f**k!
Wait, wait, wait! Super low, super low!
That's last.
The action time of a goldfish.
Alright.
And he doesn't even know.
That's very rude to say.
Uh, that's very rude to say.
And if you're primal to hurt me, congratulations.
Thank you.
You've hurt me deeply.
You might know something, boss.
Where are these opponents at?
Yeah, I actually hit them quite a bit. I just don't know the damage.
He's probably half health or less.
You're done, by the way.
I
Think for palace or cat good luck using the bomb
I don't know he is
One guy here. I have to use there
He's having a palace, he's having a palace, he's in apps.
I think I see this here.
Yeah, I got it.
He was ready to write it all down.
Dude, if he sucks at it, you actually get that.
Yeah, I can do it.
I think he might be able to see from there, I'm pretty sure though.
What do you?
MP9 Rush Ramp.
Are you boys in?
I'm in.
I'm in. Let's ride.
I got it.
I'm having enough money.
RUN!
SHIT!
RIP boys, RIP boys, RIP!
They're going mid.
Oh, she's behind him.
Palace one, Palace one, Palace one.
Nice.
How's that?
Two mid, two mid, two mid.
We're on the bush, we're on the bush!
Left side, on the window, on the window.
To me.
Shoot on, shoot on, shoot on.
I can't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's the area.
walk it in would I visit that would be a tiger tooth back three new carambit
concern thank you for asking
the two large one time one time I did
easy
good work out there boys good work good work out there boys
CardinalTree77 asked me big man was watching the old peak streams the other day and they were hilarious
can we get that in the silly game rotation a bit again thanks buster hell yeah those streams were legendary
I'll throw it in the rotation buster get ready for chaotic nostalgia
Don't you worry good sir. I've got you big man. Don't you worry now one second
As per tradition, I will be ripping five quick open chromatism
In solidarity for this team
We go in!
We go in!
We need just one more.
Maybe just one more.
We need just one more.
Maybe just one more.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Maybe one more.
These one more, maybe one more.
One more, and that should get us to gold.
One more right here, one more right here.
Dude, one more, one more!
This one's the one with the gold in it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No way!
I got the field-tested monkey business!
Dude, you have to stop saying no way for pinks.
Every single time you say no way, I think it's gonna be like a goal.
or a friend. All right, boss.
I just got a little excited.
You can't say no way.
You can't say no way for a dollar.
I'm getting excited for you.
You can get four gumballs with that.
Don't say no way.
I'll give you four quarters.
I'm sorry, boss.
I just got excited.
Four gumballs is kind of cool for me.
The gumballs.
Folksy, if he pulls a goal and you will know it,
it will not sound like that.
That is true.
Yeah, that is true.
That is true.
Alright, Jimmy. I fell.
Alright.
The entire world will know if you got a gold.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't get that Mac 10 Neon wider, minimal wear, $113 though.
Here in that game.
Not gonna brag, not gonna brag about it.
Now boys, would you mind if I grab 20 more cases right, Link?
Nope.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
It would just take me one minute.
One minute.
Alright. You're good.
One second please.
One moment boys!
How many wins do I need to get ranked?
I think taxi.
I'm going to quit playing before I get that one.
We're never going to see our ranks by the way.
Yeah, I'm going to quit playing before I get it.
Here we go.
One moment.
Little something something.
Little something something.
here we go 20 cases that type of 20 keys like you do all right I am ready
one big pre-game case as per the usual.
Let's proceed, let's proceed, let's proceed, let's proceed.
Honestly boys, I really want to play a new one for some reason.
Is it, can you boys help me try to wiggle that in?
The votes?
Yes.
He was he was every now and then you know, yeah, I'm kind of feeling the anubis. I'm kind of feeling the anubis. I'm not gonna lie to you
Who's it's a ban to them as long as they don't ban anubis we should be good
Just end the popular maps and they're forced to oh
my god, oh my god, oh my god
They've been like us and then probably like overpassed people of those
We'll have to choose we'll have to choose a new bus right or do you go to change now they're gonna
Ancient they'll play ancient
100%
More likely more likely they'll play like ancient
Come on and do wish to do wish do wish do wish do wish do wish do wish do wish
Oh my god, if they actually banged-
OOF!
We got it boys, we got it!
Ehh, yeah!
I'm gonna go take a quick peepee and be right back!
Oh.
Let's roll.
I
How do you have an operator?
Well, I'll get a little off and your little starter picture with I'd get that
How do you can select it like?
Animation. Mm-hmm. I
Have no, I've never played this map. I'm not even trying to like pull leg or anything
All right, just go be in the whole that be main choke
And the other person that goes
Yeah
Okay, I don't know this map so it's you guys carry me be a movie
Okay, I see any water is a
You did your flanking be
inside inside I saw there's a guy still crouching in a corner in this one
he died you want to play a new bus and then he's not playing yeah dude
Oh my god, the game's in.
Yeah, we're already playing it.
Oh shit, oh shit, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Okay, do this.
Okay, there's a guy that just.
Okay, I lost it.
Okay, there's a guy that's in the corner.
I'm going to run.
There's a guy that's in corner.
There's a guy that's in corner.
couple explosions and then everybody goes oh my god you saved us I was getting
another shelter as well that's why I took so long to be a waste is cherry what
fuck is that what fuck you don't judge me I don't judge you you don't judge me
about
Oasis cherry
Oasis tastes like a rush B rush B
Add bullets in the corner game, by the way
This is gonna be hard. I don't know where they got to get that site
Don't you boys have a coming
I've saved no no no this time this time we take it back
Three six here jump off this thing over the smoke jump back out of the smoke put it in there
All right
Take a second. Don't be a bitch. I don't know what it is. That's not the bomb. Right there.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
That was in a hundred and a fifty percent.
Oh, she's bald.
Yeah, I have zero damage man. I don't know this map. Oh, oh my god, you do?
Oh
For B you just hold that B main you smoke it off and then one person plays the connector that goes water
I mean you shoot people begin
To man to man pull down man
You're gonna smoke that right there
Oh my god, they're all made
Christ and some of the blue man group the hell was that you see that it popped out on me it popped out on a doobah
Watch watch theory top right
As soon as I pinged.
As Bula's watching me.
I swung on A, on A, on A, on A.
He's up, he's up pretty, he's up pretty.
So they're called the blue man group?
On top of the guys that beat the drums, you know what I'm talking about?
Is that what they're called?
They might not have bought them.
They get the right, the blue man group?
Okay, that's what I thought.
Okay, that's what I thought.
I started talking about like gangs and stuff.
I'm pretty sure I got it right.
Wait, why?
and zero kills and second on the leaderboard
What are they doing at this hole here?
I got him one.
There's three in mid.
Someone mid!
He's in the water.
He's in the pool.
I am one shot.
You see him?
I fell off me, by the way
I do see him
Watch out for you, right?
Watch your teammate, watch your teammate
Got one!
This is the same guy in the water
Alright, last guy has bullies, stay in the corners
I
Really nice very nice
We're doing pretty good so far boys
And a case real quick
Yeah, it's pretty much like you guys
But they won't be at your like on like they won't be on top of you
Yeah, I think
On a ready
And a treat for you
You are sure any time any time they cause for lucky keys for me
Need this back chief oh, yeah, that's more of a currency ask right here you go
All of you gentlemen, all of you boys.
I'm just beating someone.
Okay.
All right, I could have sworn the mag was in the gun by the time we beat them.
Missing, but miscalculation.
It's calculation, it's calculation.
Nice. I got him. Nice.
Tech nine.
Stock track.
You injector field tested.
Gonna buy a draw.
Ten dollars.
Hey, you are not too shabby, boy.
Not too shabby.
Thank you.
He's got a ten dollars can.
Not to make anybody jealous of you.
You inject the tech nine field doesn't
I'm just I'm dead of it. I doubt it to be the B connector. There's like three going toward a
Come on going
You mean another one there, another one there, you know where you killed the first guy?
Watch, watch, watch!
Got him!
Got him here!
Probably water.
Get the flash from the wall.
You know you?
That's a gun.
Oh, that shot.
Basically I started blasting.
He fell as he came in from the back.
Baaah.
Baaah.
Baaah.
Okay, and this site's pretty easy.
Yeah, boys, yeah, boys.
Let's see how-sum.
Thank god.
Lucky 3K clutch case, boys!
Ohhhh!
Okay, do you only want to end the video?
Alright, ready?
Ready?
Head is pushed out.
Alright.
So they-
So they-
They meet you at the vector area.
I'm telling you this-
You might be flushing, they keep flushing.
I'm just walking out.
To meet you there.
Oh, he's there.
I'm just going to be using the odds.
Okay
One of them is YHP and the other guy's
Oh, I need to hit that I'm bad
I'm close watch I'm close watch
Well guys close right here
There's no M1, I should have done, what is he?
I said I said was fun. It's fun. I cheer right
Don't worry gentlemen I clutched up
Inspection of that guy's face with my balls
My tiger's in fact in your Kramid?
Yeah, look at the bottom side. Is she gonna look like scratched?
Gonna have that, you cannot have that.
No, no, I'm sorry, she ain't scratched.
How about you, shush?
This is the coolest knife of anyone he except for Timmy's.
You got the fade butterfly.
What do you got?
I have an emerald butterfly and a moving talent.
No, you don't.
That's it?
Oh my god, all of it.
Get up, get up, get up.
Get up, get up.
I didn't know you had it like that, my boy.
I'm trying to get like you, my boy.
I'm trying to get like you, my boy.
Alright, well...
Oh my god, he's got a Kallad!
Wait, you see?
You see that?
No way!
No way! Lucky collab!
Keystone mid!
Finally!
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
The way that you shot me and took half HP
I need all of it with how I play.
Pick that one back.
Still cool collab though.
I'm gonna have a cool skin.
No, I picked it up. Sorry, that's not mine.
That's not mine.
Yeah, can't expect cool skins from Clungsy.
Wait, that skin is cool.
Not.
I think I was following. What is that?
Going carpet.
Carpet?
Mighty Bunch?
Hey.
I say.
Oh my god!
You're out of it.
Blast it!
It has Boolagang!
One up there and one out, eh?
That's cool.
He's gonna be up top.
Top top top.
Up.
Right, right, right, right.
Up there, up there.
Up, up, up.
Yup.
Nice.
Nice.
Watch out, guys.
That's a nice one.
Here, man.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
My oh yeah, you can have that chief you can have that that is
Seven and a half pennies right there chief
Blue pills make me horny
That's what that's what that's the job
Yeah, wait, blue phosphorus!
He can't tam, my boyfriend's a boy, good man!
Good, uh, man!
Thank you, my boy.
You do good, I let you die.
Pinnies don't exist anymore.
Wait, guys, didn't they just continue to penny or something like two years ago?
Am I, am I, remember that correct?
You can't know there's no more penny, but
let me just talk about paying.
system is a big joke all right buddy you call your dollars loonies and your two
dollars toonies and you wish you fucking could and you wish you could all right
Bell yeah he wish you go buy a chariot and fly away and big friends with a
leprechaun and fly across the rainbow to a bucket of gold I will I will keep
drinking it delicious
He's uh, there's
Watch it boys
One's pushing mid, one's pushing mid, one's pushing mid behind you guys
To the left of me?
Oh my!
Got him!
One's pushing mid still behind you guys
Got him!
Let's go peanut!
God, go kid
I
Be on me
Said
Don't worry
18 coming in 360
Nothing as has
360 720
Maybe if Timmy wasn't dicking around trying to do 360s and shit, we would have won that.
Do not take that shit, Timmy. I think he forgot he's muted.
I'm holding that trigger on him right now.
Oh, you want some of this, pal?
You want some of this, buddy?
Bam, ooh, did you see that?
Bam, boom, bam, boom.
Did you see that, dude?
Fuck it in, boys, fuck it in.
Fuck it in, boys.
Uh, I'm not, eh?
Ooh!
It can be on, eh?
Oh, my God, I'm on fire.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I guess it's just a lot. He's just not gonna say.
I'm telling you boys, the more Koto Chico Salters I drink, the more power I obtain!
I'm telling you boys, the more Koto Chico Salters I drink, the more power I obtain!
He's more Salters! More Power! More Salters! More Power!
Oh, he's up.
That's so good.
Rangy, Rangy, Rangy.
Oh, yes, he's taking KT's!
Okay, last guy right in front of you.
You got this. 50 bullets.
I'm gonna do all this shit.
You should swing before he swings you.
Yep.
Can you just go up the clutch?
Aww.
I
Recoils in this game, it doesn't even make
R R R R R R R R R R R R R RRRRRRRRRR
Our Vise's back now is dependent!
Shark master please
You want quick case Vise's back now its just for you
Quick case is for you
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ut woot
outstanding
You have buggy
Okay, and I'm dead
Now watch this drive
pKim
Thank you
Nice, good job
One stairs spawn
Go, go, go, go, go, bomb
Come on
Let's go
Both there, both there, both there
Here they are
Nice
SHUT UP
No, he's placed
Oh my god
He's dead, no
Come on
Oh
Oh
Come on, come on
It's the
I have to attack again
It's the king of the fuck!
We are cooking boys!
We are cooking!
Click round to watch Keeks open.
I think it's a rush game.
Yeah, I'll go first again.
I'm right behind you.
I'm right behind you.
Remember being bald is so right behind you.
I hope you do it well tonight, big man.
I hope you do it well tonight.
I'm behind you.
I want to die.
Did I do the bomb?
I'm taking the piss.
I want to die.
One's right here.
I'll take care of him.
Nice job.
Got him.
He's my buddy.
Hi, my love.
He's my buddy.
Oh.
Thank you.
Hey.
keys another keys to the keys
Give you again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whatever
FIRE IN THE HOLE
SMILE FIG
PACE? Good thing I got it
I'll find the private server we came from
I'll take it boys
I'll kill him
Good thing, I don't think it's too bad
Thanks, okay baby I have no armor
I
Hear right water water water water water
W. A. D. E. R. W. A. D. D. E. R.
Looks like we're going be yeah
or
I
Picture shaggy take the pieces of this one for a hundred percent hundred percent one million percent
I'll take care of it boys
I lied to you
Hey, oh you guys are best together
The
Oh, you should have told me something, man.
Do it, do it, one more shot.
You should have those, uh, those one thing is to, uh...
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Shoot, do it.
Oh.
Start it!
We got away, boys.
Oh.
You got to kill me.
I'll be so fucking serious.
I don't know, I'm not for not for not for not for perfect. I'm gonna go again
I'm doing on the water
I
Backside and water
What is it?
Backside and water
Oh my god!
That was a good end
him twice
He's got Bob
That's your door
Yep, cool.
Okay.
I like that.
Oh, good luck, Peter.
How are you, Doc?
I'm the bugulator.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hey, what's a crazy headless?
That is a crazy headless.
Oh, wait.
He just hit me with that?
Oh, yeah.
He might have just...
I rush B?
Yeah.
Okay.
I know the money.
I know the money now.
I've gotten the first one, the last one.
God, help.
I don't know the money.
I don't know the money now.
I'm good.
Someone!
Yeah.
One more second.
Yeah, he's behind me now, bitch!
He's behind me now!
Oh.
Heavy?
Oh, shit.
Point to bomb, point to bomb.
I got him.
That was almost cool.
Oh, guys.
No way.
This guy just got an ace and he had six kills the entire game. He had one kill before this round.
This is buggy later 46 command. What the fuck was that?
What just happened?
I got mine, you got three. Everyone else is six playing.
I got three that round. I killed three that round boys.
Guy in this spawn to rush B. Six rounds in a row.
I think we go A. Mix it up a little bit.
Yeah
Which is you tell me that gun for sale
Oh my god, I actually would ever you can have mine
I was joking around I didn't think it goes through the bottom of it my bad
I
Do that would happen with that gun to G that's why I threw yours in the river
You're welcome. Honestly if you think about it, I I kind of clutched up
I'm not last
Hey guys, what do you think they mean anything guys anything guys don't even guys anything me
We are killed tonight. We are unstoppable tonight. This is crazy. This is insane. Oh
My goodness quick case open. You said I was in a movie might you though?
I should I could have swore we would get our ass pounded for three hours in a row
But we just happened. Are you saying that we're better than a child to me?
We lost zero games with us
Now open up a couple k's real quick boys are fine
Break things right here
That's one more perhaps one more
Up she's one more perhaps you would boy
That's one more perhaps one more
I
Have been robbed all my cases are gone
Last 20 last 20 surely the gold is in this last 20
So the gold is in this last 20. Oh
G
All right, let us make it a good one
Let us make it a good one
Would you boys mind if we shoot for I we play I think every map now today you guys we have we shoot for overpass
Ooh, yeah, I'm done, I'm done, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
One moment, boys.
Quick 20 more.
Quick 20 more.
Surely the goal is at least final 20.
Here we go.
Wide moment.
Wide moment, boys.
Here's something, something.
Here we go.
And 20 keys.
Oh my god, it's big me logging with my account again.
There's no way.
There is no way.
One second, boys.
One moment.
Got my photo taken.
One second.
Here we go.
Little shufflin' shufflin'.
Little shufflin' shufflin'.
Little shufflin' shufflin'.
Little shufflin' shufflin'.
Here we go it'll shop in shopping
It'll shop in shopping
Okay, I'm good to go
My freaking case
One moment, gentlemen.
Perhaps a dash of good luck?
There it is!
Another one of those honors!
Be cool. Be cool.
All right, let's proceed.
Time to get serious.
Time to lock it in.
Last game for Mr. Timmy. Let's make it a win.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Trout's gonna speak to you, too.
Hold on. I'll be back. You guys wanna go?
Overpass. Overpass 100%.
Overpass.
Alright, that's banned. It's been barrage.
It's been barrage.
Yeah, it's been all the popular ones, so they're forced to do the overpass.
Barrage.
It's not overpass, I'm down for it to be inferno.
Oh we still got it, we still got it!
Like Ban Maraj, Dust 2 and inferno.
I didn't know what this is.
No, no, an ancient, right? Ancient.
So it's using inferno, what are they?
Do we want inferno or overpass?
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Yeah, they're going to pick overpass because no one likes to play inferno.
We also get to pick the starting team, you know what I'm saying?
Mhm, mhm, mhm.
No, my key is broken.
Come on, come on!
Come on!
DAAAAAAAASSS!
I've been fooled.
EEEEEEEEARGH, YEAAAGH, YEAGH, EEEEARGH.
We got it again!
Not 2-7, boys, not 2-7!
I cannot believe we got the map we wanted twice in a row.
What are the chances of that?
Ugh.
This is the last map we haven't played tonight
Yeah, we're probably getting an ass pound. Do you see the guys? We see. Oh, oh my god. What is costume on that team?
I don't know what's like high ranked. Kimmy, what's high ranked?
Like in this game, like number wise? 25k? Yeah. 35k.
I think you'll start feeling it probably around like 22 though
I
Was where we got we ought to
Let me see that skin.
Who?
Come on, let's come.
I see that one.
I don't even know what I have.
Down the hatch, by the way.
Yeah, actually, I like this.
Where is this?
Where it's going to go downhill.
It just looks like...
Like you guys know?
There we go.
Of...
Uh, content?
What?
Oh my god.
It's not monster.
It's not monster.
What's here?
I'm telling you closely, the more seltzers I possess, the more powerful I become.
I just shot him once, so I think it's all downhill from here.
It's only uphill! It's only uphill!
Dude, I think grapefruit might be the worst seltzer, by the way.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
What?
Like, grapefruit juice is good, but not the grapefruit seltzers.
I'm like a great group and put some sugar on that.
I want them on my back.
How is that guy there already?
Oh my god, they forced, they forced.
Yeah.
I don't think that's a gun for me.
Okay.
What the?
Oh my god.
You go lobby.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be a safe angle.
I could have started it up a notch.
You got this, Rogue, easy.
You like my dance those again?
Oh my goodness, it's amazing, it's amazing.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Bro, that guy's dead silent. What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah
I like it in boys obviously these gentlemen's AR skills are much better than the pistol skills
Have a guy save
Yeah
Walk it in I can't buy an extra anything so
I
Did
What's up? Oh
My god, my aim is terrible. I didn't want all you should chuck it a little
I was thinking that's our point next round honestly you think yep
You have to shock him though. You cannot just chuck
I
Try what is that guy's moves? What is that guy's moves?
The guy in the picture
Well, it's got that hillbilly boys. I thought we were cooking in the beginning.
You good case. Good case for the team.
Hey, I'm Rob.
One more.
Hey, Rob.
I don't even know what's going on.
of
the
of
the
of
Oh no.
Am I, am I crazy?
The tech got on...
Crap!
Oh my god.
That yellow gentleman.
We don't demand him that's that's uh
Something something's going on with that yellow gentlemen. He's fishy. Yeah
She by that what do you mean by that?
His name is yellow
Is it yellow yellow
I got that even.
I think that's a shotgun.
That does not have a blue choke, baby.
Not have a blue choke.
I know it's a shotgun.
Alright, that one's just happening.
My bad boss.
There's no one.
One pointy, one pointy.
behind you
behind you
what the
i got the yellow guy
I'm going to go to the other side of the building.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. That was close. That was close. Oh, you're looking so handsome.
We should just spam spam flash above and then people should push back and then kill the guys fountain
You're a monster all of them
There we go
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
We played, played a sandwich
Okay, you're a monster
Go to your room, do that stuff
Hold on
I'm gonna walk up to D
I
Keep forgetting about the magazine thing and I'm wasting all my ammo in like the first 10 seconds
I
Will happen boys
to me and close to him doing too hot.
Close to me? That's a zero G.
Okay, you guys have 20 more damage to me by the way.
Geez, low wheeze.
You guys have 20 more damage to me.
Geez, low wheeze.
I'm playing for KD now.
Good luck.
You're watching.
Good luck.
Oh my God, I just killed one down here.
one more blitz one more blitz
give me that
give me that too you know what
got him
you should just pay back like right here
just pay for audio for B
okay
where is that
connector connector
come on
I
Got your first kill
Suck me.
You're just better at finishing dudes than me, my fault.
What can I say? My speciality...
Hey...
Specialized Dude Finisher.
Certified.
The burnt iron throw pinot.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Ehh...
Flash.
Run through, run through, get up.
Run it out.
Huh?
Uh...
Okay.
One more, one more. Monster.
I just...
Yeah, see that? I see that smoke.
Bro.
Dude, I don't...
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't see him.
No, I think he's monster. I think he's monster.
Ah! He's in smoke. He's on the side.
He's a yellow guy again!
This guy's insane.
That's... I know. I know.
Dude, I thought you was locked in.
Is that when you get shot in this game?
You get, like, slowed.
That guy's a NASCAR!
Hey, there's 25 and he's moving like a NASCAR!
Got him!
I don't think there's any hope for me.
In this cave.
Start riding in the corner and wait.
Alright.
Yep.
Come on, bring it up.
Oh.
nice I'm coming in the beer I'm coming in the beer
okay you think the monster was on all right word we're not the streets of that
one G
jump the whole game
hold that's not a thing in this game
one
slowing down to get shot whoever's telling you that's an idiot
they said it was in CSGO and not CS2
there's one hundred and fifty percent this game I literally got slowed like a game go
mom let me help
yeah I'm walking I'm flanking them right now
Oh, fuck you bad sports when it's a jones. Yep. Did you cheer behind is the point? I'm sure I have no idea what that means
I'm doing for you're talking about cheap
Yeah, I'm pretty down to be
Yeah, we're only one what ones right here one's not all the way there. Yeah one behind you one inside
I
Hit that guy 96 and 4 oh my fucking god
This game, I don't know how people play it off the water. Is your crosshair movie when you're shooting up
I just want to see how the recoil moves in these guns. Okay. I didn't know that's a new side of me. Yeah
I think so. I think like I can just tell you the recoil pattern.
We have a starting gun.
That's B.
We have B.
BAM!
You're the only one I'm on say?
One more.
He's long, he's long.
Got one mid!
Connector, connector, right side.
Oh, what?
I'm planning B.
Oh, there's another one!
There's another one!
There's another one!
On site.
There's three?
There's a guy coming from there.
He's here, he's here.
He's here, he's here.
I'm gonna get some help.
Is that mid out?
I just saved one other at home when we were down.
I just saved one other at home when we were down.
Oh good work team!
Oh, Sambran!
REEAAH!
Head calls for a quick K-Shelvin, isn't it?
I'm so lost to him!
Got it?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
Bye!
Come on, let's move this out of the way.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to um...
Okay.
I can usually pick up.
If you're in by menu and you hold control left click
What
Oh
He's low low
Oh my great googly moogly
All right, we're dead. Oh, yeah, they're already on the back calls for a quick page opening
Where's he on balloons party
Maybe I just see that
I don't see that. I don't see my two eyes.
I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
That was disgusting. That was disgusting, boys.
Fuck it in. Fuck it in.
literally right next to me.
He is bomb.
He's gonna go plant squirrels, maybe?
He's gonna A. He's gonna A.
I'll blow you.
There's a bloke, there's a brain.
Nice!
Oh, Fudge!
Nice!
Oh, Fudge!
Oh, Fudge!
Hell yeah!
Uh, you scabby boy, that cost my lucky case, I mean.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh
What side is it something something something something something no gold tonight
I don't really know
Oh, fuck.
Fuck it, boys.
Fuck it, Ed.
Oh, BB, BB, good thinking.
I'll help you with, people.
Mm-mm-mm.
Fuck it, man.
Fuck it.
Oh, baby, baby, baby!
How?
How?
Take the one.
To your right, below site.
One is free, one is free.
Ref-couple, you're a Genji tier.
And the one.
On the right, on the right, on the right.
On the right, on the right, on the right.
On the right, on the right.
He hit me.
She's not gonna watch me, she's not gonna watch me.
Why don't you?
I said, I'm gonna move on plant, move on plant, move on plant.
Move on plant.
Move on plant.
Move on plant.
Move on plant.
Move on plant.
How'd you do it?
How'd you do it?
On fire!
I'm on fire right now!
you should go uh go in up the stairs
okay
if you have a nade, you need a nade fountain, so they don't push
oh they don't push
oh they're pushing
two connector on the stairs
You're not been robbed
Should buy like an SMG or something to do if you're not gonna buy an AK you can try it by the loads
Oh my
I
That our grenade that our grenade that landed on my feet be honest
No
They get out right there
To long
I have a smoke, how do you want me to use it?
You can give it to me, I'm just fucking around.
Oh, that's the flash one. Here we go.
Oh, nice one.
He came through the vent area.
Was this your smoke?
Yeah.
I'm going to site.
Fucking gun, one more in the box.
and what happened
and what happened
and what happened
quick piece
quick quick
you back
i think
i could buy i could buy just give me
if we lose this we're broke for two rounds
that's fine that's fine we should rush
you go i'll win
rush i'm gonna
i'm gonna start the fire
follow me
Hey, what are you doing?
You messed with me.
Behind you! Behind you! Watch out!
You did not hit him.
You did not hit him.
You did not think he could help them.
Oh, you can come through your smoke.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Right next to you.
The bomb literally teleported back to where we spawned.
Yeah.
I'm glad you boys didn't help out a lot that round.
What's planned here, Gigi?
You dropped, uh, eagles?
Oh yeah, Gigi, eagle.
One eagle?
Wait, nope.
He got a legal flood.
He goes, he goes, he goes.
There you go.
He banged on me with it.
Yeah.
I did.
I'm not.
Bro.
Watch out for them, they might be fighting.
They're mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad.
They're in.
Let's see.
He's fighting.
He did not.
One's a play gun. Push up a party.
Oh nice.
3-4, 3-4, 3-4, play the game.
There's Shab Jam.
There's guns down.
Yeah guns down maybe.
One get me close.
Can we connect there?
I killed the one connected.
You're running long, running back.
Take it, take it down.
I have no armor, I can't get the gun, I can't get the gun, I can't get the gun, I can't get the gun
Go first, go first
I'm in the box right here
Watch out
Careful, close, careful
He's, I think this guy's low
He's low, he's low
He's low, he's low
Watch out, walk up if you guys can
I guess
My goodness, I was checking to buy bomb
Oh
Very nice very nice very nice nice that calls for a quick case somebody boys a quick case opening
Right there right there
I
Close the entry entry monster
So then we don't know that watch this kind of right here, you sit back right here behind this thing
oh my
you were committed to that angle though i i do commend the commitment there to that angle
we buy again and then absolutely
We're gonna kick the crap out.
Well, do you guys want.
Yeah, we can do that.
Mackeye, just double fire strength into pk?
Oka-ka-ka-ka-kooa-koa-koa-koa-koa-koa-koa-koa!
Oka-uh...
I'm smoking enough flash.
Alright, until next time, we've outlapped MP5.
We don't need to pay for a situation!
Why are you gonna regret this?
AAH!
We're gonna win this one easy.
Fucking invoice.
The fuck?
He's firing!
yeah
oh
oh
shot me
closey
we got him
i
hit by a bazooka
good
good
good
bad lap
bad lap
nice
I
Can have to do site twice I said I said
Nice work boys
By the way my round went as follows ran up to me shot me in the back
Then I did you know to the site where I then stepped on glum see his bomb and exploded
And yes, I was shooting a guy
Okay, we should go B but this time we should go left side, left roll.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
I'm almost saying that it's hard to learn the game in this game, is it really high
in the game or something?
No, trial by fire is always the best way to learn anything.
That's good.
One long.
I'm just finding someone.
I like he's up in his in the bank.
He's in the bank.
Upside, is it okay?
Upside, upside, upside.
Good work team.
Good work out there boys.
Oh, oh, oh no.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I think we're gonna be a good show on the last guy.
What was it my monster monster this time you won't kick
I was like, oh, I'm fucking dead.
It's exactly the half of it.
Get out of here.
He keeps attacking us.
He's attacking us the whole night, too.
All right, we're going to walk down to now.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys.
I know a lot of high game.
High game right here.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
You can come back to me.
Okay. Oh, I don't think I'm coming back. Oh.
He's uh, he's shooting my little toadies.
Oh, it's rotating.
Why don't you fight along with me?
There's much much much.
I'm gonna second. I think I'm gonna take care of that.
I'm going up. I'm going to be a crab.
That's a knacker.
No way. That guy peeks rogue and kills me.
I didn't bathroom spoke.
Come on.
I'm going to walk up.
I'm gonna walk up.
What's your job?
Are you with ya?
Oh!
I'm flushed.
Still walking up.
Come.
You speaking?
Oh, you're on the top!
Stop!
Roco's back.
Nice!
Where do we call the stairs right now?
Hey mom!
Not good dumpster.
You're on the bottom of the stairs.
How do you know?
You're on the top of the stairs.
Nice.
Die!
That's guy, that's guy.
Ah!
Okay, stay.
Dumpster!
Dumpster!
Got it!
You got me good. You got me good.
Don't open the door again.
Oh, they got it.
I should have not peeked.
Oh, good.
Which one? Which one?
Alright, this is...
I'm not out.
Come lock in. Come lock in.
Quick case, quick case.
Quick lucky case, boys.
I'm gonna try the AK again.
I feel like you need a lot of hours on this to actually like put in the game properly.
First four bullets go down to the left, like down slightly to the left.
You need a lot of hours, this is the crazy game.
That's a pretty harsh one.
Angles are like pretty tough.
Fighting mid, fighting mid, fighting mid.
That was like 6-5.
I was like six five
I'm doing long with
Longer
Oh, it was incredible
We round to this first one to 13 wins boys
If you both get 12 it goes into overtime
Nice
Well boys either win or it's over time
Happen there
I
Oh my!
One's close to this fuck.
Yes!
So you die, you get up.
I'm flashing for a spawn now.
Try to pick that
I go there um I'm sorry nice I know one more one more he's long
Anyone holy shit
Do I visit what we mean?
Yeah, it was tough for me to finish people there. I had a lot of damage and it's couldn't finish them off
No, yeah, I'll train you I'll train you I will treat you in the art of finishing men off. Don't you worry
Thanks, boss. Don't you worry Steve? Don't you worry?
Yeah, Timmy when you look crazy that right crazy girl. Hey the girl
Thanks for gaming thanks for giving boys good boys boys. Have a good night guys
You too
All right, here's plan boys is plan
We are gonna get 20 more cases, and then I'm going to bed
You're gonna get 20 more cases, and then I'm going to bed. That's the plan that is the plan
Okay, now you should die you should die
You should die boys. You should die
You get 20 cases beer back
3, 1 second, get a little peep by here, 1 moment boys, 1 moment boys, gonna bet he
was giving off life, I don't know if I'll give off life, maybe, 50-50, we do some chroma
twos, we chroma twos, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, there we go, 20 of these bad boys,
You something something here we go
Here we go.
Here we go.
I only give you one.
Hold on one second one moment.
over to here we go here we go 19 all right oh hey there we go there we go
Oh, hey, now we got it, now we got it.
The 20 keys, like you do.
All right, here we go boys, here we go.
We are ripping these cases,
and then I am up to slumber.
Then I am up to slumber, after a quick sip of the city.
First let's rip those two Gamma cases we just had.
We are bound to get a golden knight, gentlemen, bound to get a golden knight.
We have opened a plethora of cases we are on the edge.
Oh no.
Close close close close close close close.
Oh, where he starts up, hot play it was startin' up, hot.
Minimal wear, ALO not too savvy boys not too savvy.
Let me see that one, let me see that one.
Let me see, let me see, hold on.
MP9, Anlock, Minimal Wear.
Where?
Oh, yeah.
That is $12.48.
$12.48 right there, boys.
That is a banger.
That is a banger.
An absolute heater to start that off.
Fuck it in.
Fuck it in.
We each, we died.
That's right.
We died, we died.
No matter gentlemen we haven't even touched the 20 new cases.
Now it is really time to get down to business.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Ho, wo, wo arrived.
Damn it!
Perhaps another...
Perhaps another...
Oh
But then I got another pig another pig
I was sad monkey business well one
$11.54
Not do Sammy boys. Not do Sammy
All right, we're cooking warm enough the ball is rolling
Look good fucking in the gold is right around the corner boys. The gold is right around the corner
Too semi was I'm telling you I'm feeling it
I know I've said it every time before this, but are you seeing what we're getting?
We are heating up. The tables are hot! The tables are hot! The tables are hot!
Bucket it.
That wouldn't count. That wouldn't count. That wouldn't count. That wouldn't count.
That would be good.
That would be good!
Now it's really time to get down to business.
Now it is really time to get down to business.
Perhaps another. Perhaps one more.
One more please.
One more please.
One more please.
You're getting robbed out of here!
Cocococococococococo ś police
iiii whichggg
got him
ae ha tribes
iens
are인데
cocococococo Brother
this is going exceeding me terrible
développement
gone downhill expeditiously. He's six case seven. He's six case seven. Perhaps. Perhaps.
Oh
I love it. I love it. I love the boys. I love it.
On to the final three.
Which case is the lucky case?
Perhaps in here is what we see.
Perhaps and here is what we see.
So go go go go go go go go go go go go!
I know two case engine.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Okay, alright, okay, alright, there's a little something, there's a little something.
Made him aware as well, not you savvy boys.
Final case of the night.
I need everybody typing gold right now!
if we don't get this!
Well, we got robbed!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Gold!
Well, we got robbed.
We got scammed, we got robbed, we got scammed and robbed.
He was scammed and also robbed.
That's what happened here.
That's what happened here tonight, March 22nd, 2026.
That is what happened tonight.
were scammed and also robbed. That'll happen boys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
not 20 more, not 20 more, not 20 more, not 20 more, not 20 more, not 20 more, no, no,
Not twenty more, not twenty more.
Seriously boys, not twenty more.
No, no, no.
Unless...
Ah!
You know, not twenty more!
No, not twenty more boys!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm kidnapped!
I'm kidnapped!
I'm kidnapped!
You boys have a silly little night, silly little dreams perhaps.
have a silly little nine but with silly little dreams perhaps oh mr. talk to you
mom over to these one good man good I'm bad and mr. mighty mr. crafty mr.
Nicholas one good man good I'm bad what do you want mr. Jacob thank you my
boy but no I have to go boys I have to go I am starving I'm getting a burger
immediately. It is Code Burger.
It's the theme that starts with a D. Defconn Burger. Defconn Burger.
Defconn Burger. I'm getting off. I'm getting off, boys. I'm getting off.
I gotta go. I'm hungry and shit and I need to take a poop.
Goodnight everybody! Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight, Gag!
Goodnight, boys! Goodnight now!
Goodnight, everybody! Goodnight, Gag!
Goodnight, everybody!
Have a good night!
Goodnight now, boys! Goodnight now, Gag!
Rest up now!
Rest easy now, boys! Rest easy!
Good!
I died tonight
Good night everybody, good night now
Good night gang, have a good one now
Good night now, good night everybody
Good night gang
Good
I died, good night
Can I?
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!