TheBurntPeanut
PATH OF TITANS | Cloakzy x Drac | Peanutadon | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
03-25-2026 · 7h 03m
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Sorry for my tardiness, boys.
for being tardy foes. I had to collect a couple silly rangers, a couple silly rangers for
this fine night, gentlemen, for this fine night, where me and Mr. Cloaksy and Mr. Drac
will embark on a din-. Pudstitch us, by the way, on a-. If you're wondering why he's
he's not here in that list. He might join later. In a dino journey, I've not played this to get you. I know, I know.
Apparently his wife, I still don't believe she exists, but whatever he says, his wife says that they have to spend some quality time tonight, so that's, you know, yeah, mm-hmm, ooh, yeah, okay, oh, actually, I don't remember if it was quality time, I don't remember, but his wife was saying they had to do something.
I don't know what it was, but I think he's making the whole thing up. I think he's making the whole thing up
I think he's afraid that me and close you track a better dinosaurs than he is and he's jealous
That's what I think is going on here. That's what I think is happening. Mm-hmm. That's what I think is happening
So we might see mr. Hutch later on, but I wouldn't count on it what we're gonna do also
It depends by the way, you know how whenever we play a new game
There's tons of unforeseen challenges, you know stream sniping wallet, you know D-DOS and all that stuff
If that does happen
We'll probably run some CS2 because I've been having a great time on there
And I think you guys have been having a great time on there as well. So that's the backup for the night as well
Oh
Xanax cellar for said she's Zenex cellar
That guy shit is cut 100% don't buy for him
Don't buy Xanax from that guy his shit is cut his shit is cut baking soda. No doubt in my mind
He's got that I'm telling you 2% 2% real stuff. The rest of it is is is cotton balls stuffed in the pill and and baking soda
I'm not a CS2 watcher, but it's fun watching you guys do the thing I love about CS 2
I know it's kind of like the same thing every time, but it's actual competitiveness
It's like that's what I love if the score is 10 to 11. There's two rounds left
Who's gonna well not really last night? We got our shit kicked in but usually it's like 10 to 11
Who's gonna win? I love it. I love it
Except for last night we got our shit kicked in once again. Sorry about that. That was six losses in a row
That was AIDS. That was disgusting. That was disgusting. That was not the greatest time in the world
That is not the greatest time of the world.
That's right.
All right, now let me get...
Let me get...
Oh, Mr. Knight, right up over here.
Finds one good man, good a man!
Thank you, Mr. Knight.
I appreciate you, my wife.
Let me get you right in front of a good voice.
It's a little...it's a little hot in here.
It's a little hot in here.
Here we go.
And then we'll grab Mr. Cloak.
See, of course, we'll grab Mr. Cloak.
See, thanks for giving us that, Knight.
Oh, mm...
Mm, old school counter strike was good news.
One sucks.
I don't know what that means.
I like all the counter strikes.
Oh, bitch, they're close.
Oh, he's been in.
Is Coachy streaming right now?
Can you tell him to get in here?
Is that something we could do?
We're good.
He's not on.
He's off.
How am I going to get him to unmute?
Coachy, are you watching?
Coachy, unmute your discord.
Hmm, got steamy yet?
Yeah, he's right here at the discord.
I see him, he's just muted, I don't know what to do.
Oh, also, by the way, I don't play this game,
but join me for a second, join me for a second.
We're thinking about playing this guy.
Anyone that plays this game, is this guy good?
Cause this guy looks good.
This guy right here.
Is that guy good?
That guy looks good.
Uh, hmm.
No, no, yes, hell yeah, yes.
This game is trash! Yes yes! No no no yes yes no no yes!
No good morning! No way! No no no yes yes! Bad! Yes no no no!
Lad! No no! No no! Yes yes no! No yes no!
No yes yo! No no yes no! No yes yes! No no!
I'm doing it. I think he looks pretty strong and I'm using them
That's the one we're playing as until we inevitably get our shit kicked in then we'll switch to something bigger
That's the plan. Oh, no, we're not doing Alan today. We've done alo two months on the aisle. We're doing something different
Mm-hmm. This closey guy. How long are we waiting here?
Let me text him. Let me text him.
He's sitting in the discord completely muted.
Oh my goodness. I just got a text from Hunch.
Not looking good for me tonight.
Wife. Wife.
Really wants to hang out.
Hey, Peanut?
Oh, what's up, Mr. Closey? How are you on this fine day?
I'm great. How are you pretty good? I just got a text from Hudson. Apparently his wife is very much wanting to hang out
So it's not even good for him
Yeah, but can can you message him and say there's always tomorrow? Yeah, also your wife doesn't exist
Yeah, so yeah, just say hey hang out with her tomorrow
Friends
I was just talking about you were just talking about you
We were talking about a hunch and you and we were saying
With at least drac doesn't lie and say he's a wife when he's made unless
Hodge lies and said he has a wife, but she's fake
The fact that all control players get carried by their input after that is so I think we should say about that as well
I was learning a new input in
in 25K elo
Oh, you know
Yeah, but you're a predator
In apex
You should be able to pick up that quick
You could just see the IQ
We say Draco first clear corners
This motherfucker runs around staring at the ground
Yesterday
Yesterday
I was watching Drac
Two times
Number one
Mid on inferno
He was crouch walking with a mac 10
He crouched walk up the entire mid
While I was watching
Yeah, that was a prank I lied
And then secondly, I saw him, I was in Inferno, I came out the spot.
He's in that, you know, that T spot, that like, that's like, he's going up, he looks left.
And then a grenade comes over his shoulder behind him.
Three second reaction time, he swings around, slow, I'm talking five seconds, man.
Turns back around, sees no one, because they've already had enough time to start a family,
move to Paris, and get to another game.
I don't know what to say on this fucking thing, man.
That was on inferno.
That was on inferno.
That was on inferno.
Yes.
What about when he's in a 1v1, he sees the guy go up connector, and he just crouches
on catwalk, not moving with the Mac 10.
I was scared.
You can see they're watching 17 angles in the middle of the open.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I'll tell you, this guy is input carried.
Input carried.
Yeah, there's no fucking IQ behind those eyes.
Well, Jack, I need you to text me your Path of Titans code in the top right.
By the way, P9, I flew around a little bit.
Oh my goodness, you decked.
No, I flew around a little bit.
We're gonna have so much fun.
Dude, dude, dude, you have a little stamina bar when you fly around,
We can just fly around and peck people
Yeah
We're the god what is the best map? Oh
Mr.. St. Excella
Thanks, Mr.. Zexel
All right, I take back what I said about his shit being cut. He's got the purest and excellent wax
Apologies my apologies
Good man. They're very they were very passionate about it. Well, oh, this is a
Like this game's ass is better than the other people are like I was better
I mean, you know I also know I don't might be better like realism wise, but I mean that shit is built like crap
You I mean
No offense to the developers, but things been in business for 11 years and it takes you 100 tries to join any server
Um, I think this one's gonna be bad. I think this is gonna be bad
Okay, I have peanut added peanut the done the done. Yeah, no not peanut the done be done peanut it on oh
Oh, you get the done the dumb. I'll be a drag. I'm hiding my screen if you don't please your friend codes. I
did hear
Yeah, the apex update today is there. I don't know if so a message. Yeah, hold that is very very very fun
Like very good. Is that true? I've been hearing the same thing. Uh-huh like everyone
I hate the fucking game, but everyone I know is saying it's amazing. Come on. Can we do we are all adults here?
You don't have to lie to us. Can you just say you like apex like come on? No
No, what is this some ulterior reason did did apex call your mom fat or something because it's not because the game is bad
The game is very good. I see you smiling and enjoying while playing it. Do am I am I right, Mr.
Strike? No, it's got to be something else. I
either apex like soul as bitch or apex no called his mom fat
Apex smiling playing Apex because every single time we play Apex you make me drink
Speaking of which
Yeah, you guys can't make the streak
I
Guys know what?
Do it and you're cool do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
Come on, you know you wanted to rate. I'm thinking who to range it
Which one which one I'm doing I got the green one, but I got some blue ones in the fridge. I'm gonna grab later
The imperial the imperial one is the best one. I do like the imperial it feels good
Are we are we all friends right here by the way? We can go I have I don't think so. I don't know how I have
Mr. No, but what good bad good
Thank you, Bob
Right. Oh, I already got his Cody since we were all friends. I just don't know how to start
What about you guys now? Do I go to the game? I think I think I'm starting to holy shit first time
I'm using the chat I'm using the chat
We stand back stand back brain blast
I think oh my god two times in one day
Have to hide our lobby code is but I don't I think you have to invite
In the game. Okay, so we go in the game. We find out what the lobby code is we hide it
We leave the game we go into a new game with our new code hidden. I invite you guys. We play no wait
Are we are we doing community or we're doing matchmaking multiplayer?
Okay, wait, so this just puts us in a random server. Okay. I'm going in one right now. I'm going in one. I'm in go
What gone one? I'm in gone one
Okay, finding server
on wait
Finding server. Why don't we just ask the bungulators? The bungulators are going to be God was the best one
No, are we supposed to invite before or oh wait, dude, there's no way we joined friends to the friends list
Yeah, okay, so you join and then I right click you and then I
Usually we do I say in the game
Are you in a game? I'm in a game, but I'm in this character selection screen. Yeah
Okay, I think I can't explain to you but you to my friends
I sound insane when I try yeah peanuts are done
I just tell them it's a fetish thing
Just tell them it's a fetish thing mr. Berg just that that
That'll be easy yet. Okay. Thank you. Good. Thanks. You're saying now
And then you invite us or you invite us in the menu right now
Well, anyway, so now I invite you right now one Tuesday character. I
Can't do that. I get the game
Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing.
All right, good.
I'm just gonna let you.
It's not gonna be an option.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think I can join you.
I joined you.
You joined me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, that's so easy.
We need to open the Francis.
Wait, are you guys ready to meet them?
You guys are inside me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go!
Let's go!
You feel it?
Yeah.
Well, not really.
Maybe you can go run a little bit.
Oh, shit.
We should name on name something secrets or nobody knows it's us
We're going to helicopter one
You guys can fuck me. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be it be
Fishy fart
What are you gonna be I'll be fart fishy
I'm not creative wait wait wait you say you're not creative
PongLenus
Well hey Batches you copied a guy in our CS2 game got buddy
I looked at you Chad I looked at the first name
Well that's because he has two Batches he was long PongLenus
Alright we do 100% new attack damage right?
3% attack damage versus 10% health recovery
House recovery might yeah, that might be better. Yeah house recovery might be better. Well, I see we try to be like
Wait, I'm gonna be black so that way like I can like blend in and shit. You're the month same same
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I don't know how do you get the wings? How do you get the wings?
Are those gonna you start to have those like?
No, he's he's a oh you can change the pattern to two out of three as the most most black on it
Okay, two out of three. Yeah pattern two out of three
And then...
Wait.
No.
Wait, hold up. So much customization.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you can make it even darker.
Wait a second, hold up.
Wait, I got, okay, okay, okay, I'm as dark as you can get.
I don't think...
I, if you go through all six pages, you can choose the darkest color.
And then you can, you can, you can be like, harder to spot or whatever shit.
Holy shit.
I'm in.
Mm-mm-mm.
Okay, I think I'm good.
I'm going to create it was a darker one we are I'm so tiny I think so I'm going to present
Okay, okay. Oh my god. I'm so tiny. Oh my god. I'm like a one of those full
Pop things the faces on them from like 2007
Before the housing market crash
Is a little dark
It's a little dog right now
It was an eight-time
We all spawned on each other
Hello brothers
Hello
We are we you judge it up my gamma
Well, wait, wait, wait guys, how do I have my global chat? I already know someone's gonna rip one
Wait, just change it to system or she's the local she's in the local
Big play.
Here's your local team.
Here's your local down there.
Oh, wait. You can change your FOV as well, apparently.
Wait, for me?
We can get crazy on this.
Competitive. Competitive.
How do you...
I don't know. I'm looking.
Oh, I'm an epic graphics quality.
Epic. Dino graphics quality.
graphics quality
Wait FPS make sure to change your FPS limit under graphics. Okay, FPS limit
240
Oh, I see okay. Yeah, let's do let's do like 240 that's a good idea. Uh, what is it? I don't see
It's you see these like like with like diagonal lot. Okay
Guys where's Apple be at? Where is that?
I
Can't change it. We don't know you just roll out you just roll out. Oh
Oh, you just roll out. Oh, yeah, okay
I've already screwed my game. Okay, there we go. All right. Oh, yeah, we're good. I'm turn my game up a little bit, too
I need to do something over here you guys let's turn off the music
now this is gonna be really good or really ass
this is one of the two ways we'll see what we
which is cool oh that's much better guys turn up your game I turn up your game a
little bit 1.81 that's where I'm at I don't know I'm eating this dead wait
are we in a group cuz I can't see the ablates above you guys head I was in my
I am what you guys are both bigger than I am yeah, I ate food
Shifts this way ships and then you can jump
Whoa, what is this?
Who killed this guy?
Not us.
How do we know?
We just want your food filled?
Yeah, bottom left and right.
Okay.
All right.
And then the yellow bar.
Oh, this little shake.
The yellow bar is how we get bigger.
Okay, okay.
We need the toolbar.
Tap the rest button to sit down, then hold it to sleep.
greatly increases your health and stamina regeneration but leaves you open to taking more damage.
Well, okay, so we gotta press it.
Then you can hold it and you can...
Hold the precise movement button allows you to stray for verse and turn in place.
Yeah, hold it, hold it.
Hold on X.
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! I'm doing the gritty, I'm doing the gritty, shit!
I will say I did die twice already what you died twice
Yeah, how the hell did you manage to die twice already even possible?
No, I would but I could I want to run the game a little bit before you were ready, and I died twice. Oh
So yeah, so why ask again how the fuck you died twice?
I'm a bird, and I'm tiny and a t-rex ate my ass
Hold up. I'm getting a little bit of water. Get a little bit of water over here boys. Get a little bit of water, okay?
Certified get water situation. Oh, I grew I grew up. Hey, you are you're growing what?
score
She much shows
Here when your creatures running or using abilities sitting in to see people increase skin or regen your oxygen shows
Okay
This one level up to the next growth stage and unlock new abilities growth to be earned by competing quests
Test Vix buffs and debuffs are displayed here the timer showing how long they will remain
Oh, it's we got like a little little debuff. It's like a cave or something. Oh
Vocal wheel are you that?
Okay, wait wait press
Settings go to social and you only display invite from friends
Okay, we got we guys meet that wait social yeah, we got to make sure that we get it approved
Always play invite some friends. How do you get you?
Okay, you can turn off global chat you could turn off all that shit, too. We wait
I have to type something in the chat, but it's not letting me. Oh wait. Hello
Wait, it's making you go through all these tooltips is anyway to turn this off
Think of an item and delivered to the market you can carry many things such as food or quest items
We got to get these mushrooms got one
Are you got it wrong wine? What I do? Maybe I did the wrong wine
All you see whispers from friends. Oh
Thank you boys
We're literally about to be done and then we're off to the open world. Oh, wait. I hold up. I gotta get over here
I gotta put this mushroom over here
10 fast boys 10 fast. I'm on an important mission important bird mission
Oh
It's we got class we got a hot we got 10 10 dino coins
Yeah, pretty nice good
Okay, we're we're in between a hatchling and a juvenile. I swear to God. Just give me two days. I'm gonna blow some of these
I
Want any more tool devs joining a group is great way to improve your odds and make your friends send group and bite through the social menu
Okay, I'm anybody you purchase new abilities for your creature here many abilities are locked into your creature has grown larger
The bar this place your current growth. Okay, cool. Oh my god
Hey, I
think
Oh
We all this is restore this restore stamina, but there's no damage
There is so many people on the server by the way, and they're all on Xbox. Oh
My god
That guy's on his phone
I see you don't know that guy
100% target that guy
Okay, I showed both you guys friend coach on steam on the stream
What word there you go? There you go. I just I just I just doxed you I just doxed you no worries, okay?
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead. Oh, you so I'm gonna go
Exit the toy exit the toil. I want you that I see the tunnel and leave to the cave. Yeah, okay. Yeah, right?
Follow you. Where's the tunnel at? Oh?
Here we go. Okay
I don't think we can't while we're in the tutorial.
Okay, okay, we did it, we got it.
Oh, there's a house with a little bison!
Go ahead, good, uh, man!
Uh, hatch was the size of fighter jetty, right?
I killed you 4-2-3.
It's on placement.
Oh, my God.
We got this one so far away from each other.
What do you mean?
Oh, we did.
We can fly, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, but okay, your stamp can be in the bottom left when you fly so you do have to like how do I fly?
I don't understand
Jump off something what you just jump off something. I feel like that doesn't make any sense
I don't know something and then press likes you run it and then if I jump off this can die right now
I'm closing my mind
No, no, you can't trust trust trust. Oh, oh my god. It's working. It's working. Yeah, it's working. It's working
It's working
Yeah, if you look up, okay, how do I invite you?
We're doing it, we're doing it.
Oh yeah, we gotta, we gotta invite each other, let's see.
Already.
I just grew a little bit bigger.
Social, and then, can I just leave my on code too?
Sweet, sweet.
No, not ha, fuck you.
Incoming request, I have a shitload.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good.
How do I invite you guys?
I don't know, oh wait,
Should I begin party search?
Wait, searching for party?
Yeah, begin party-
Oh, oh, oh, wait, I see my shoe!
Wait, oh, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Yeah!
Wait, how do I get rid of this guy?
Who's this guy?
How do I get rid of my killed U-423?
I don't know, we just keep him.
Be direct, go search for a party really quickly.
We're-we're at a party.
Wait, I think we need to go-
I need to go out of the tutorial.
I don't know how to use my-
How are you s-
What?
How are you-
How are you-
How are you still in the fucking tutorial?
Are you?
Are you serious?
No, that guy is not in our group, peanut.
Oh, looking for group.
Wait, so how do I get you in my group?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, group of mic. Got it. Except.
Wait, I'm in?
Hey, work, work, work, work, work, work!
Wait, so now I've got you and me.
Okay, but now if I press M.
Okay.
Oh my god, where are you?
Hey, how do we get Jackie Jack? Are you out of the tutorial? No, Pinochet, how do you? I hate you
The only ability you have right now is the one where it says you're in a cave just leave the cave
The ability menu action bar, what the fuck is that?
I'm telling you this guy is carried by his control and input. Yeah, anything requires critical thinking
He is on the wall. I mean he is yeah through the roof this guy. Yeah
Don't help him don't help him. He has to learn
Do not help him. All right, wait, we got to meet up with group and members members at the white cliffs
Where the hell is that? Oh, yeah, I see you way in the distance. I'm gonna fly through you wait
Okay
I don't know. I've seen way in the distance. It doesn't even show what you're on. It's not it's not rendered in that's how far you are
Well, that's good. Yeah, I have a quest here. Do I just ignore it come to you?
Wait, do you see it? Do you see that little palm tree thing on the map? It says we got a group up there see it?
No
Okay, go to quest. Okay. Oh that means you see meet up with holy shit
We are on the direct opposite diagonal parts of the map. Are we so serious? Are we so fucking serious?
We can fly, surely there's no dino Zekyllis. All right, where where where did we go? Where's this palm tree?
Is it this thing? Where is it?
Yeah, yeah, it's that palm tree. Yeah, right where your mouse is. Yeah, you can teleport there's things called waystones. Oh
Wait, really?
We oh my god, okay, of course, it's right next to you you jackass guys what's a way stone? How do I what's a way stone?
All right, I eat the only these blue things look like a way stone. Oh wait wait wait the booties are a way
So I'm going to the way so I'm gonna teleport to you with the waystone powers
Perfect. I'm gonna oh my god flying kill stamina. I didn't
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, hey chief I'm gonna lose them now in the middle of the fucking ocean
I
Don't even think it matters. I don't think I can survive in the ocean
How do you mean how do you glide I like line?
The green is way stone. No, no, the blues was it look fine. We saw this is in blue on the right side
Yeah, I want you to know there's a dinosaur under me pull up a quest
Find a way stone. Oh, it's green. Oh, you're right. Okay, let's read back. Are you out of the fucking tutorial now, man?
Yeah, I said I have to join a group to leave the cave.
Yeah, hey I'm on a stamina shift.
No, no, you couldn't.
Alright.
And I'm drowning.
Okay.
I can't go to the surface.
My bird seems to be dumb.
And I'm out of oxygen.
And I'm dying.
I'm holding spades, we need the first thing I fucking try.
I'm actually looking up, maybe go lower and I'm dead.
Okay, alright.
Dude, group has been disbanded, nothing gone has died.
Don't worry, I'm on the way back.
I'm on the way back.
But if you gotta get the group you know why it spawned me on the same island
Is this a my mistake joke is this a mistake fucking prank begin party search. How do you play? Oh, how do you fly?
Fuck you
All right, okay, I'm in party search invite you invite me. Yeah, right. We might win
Where the fuck?
You track. I have no idea
God
Who been by expired I've got doing said it
You have a party
They lays out his control on his table yeah, all right controller search for a party
Okay, okay, you see where's this party?
Oh, okay, I'm in friends
Follow me through you right?
Okay, yeah, I don't that no not peanut the dot on it's peanut of nine
I see peanut a dot
No, not peanut the Donna Don. There's not having a controller also into your ability to fucking read
You can glide to these really going that fast you how do I turn off the
the the chat.
You have the safe settings, social and disabled global chat.
And receive whispers.
What the hell is that?
What the?
Oh, well, I'm already getting screams.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
That's just great.
I mean, wow.
I beat this ass!
I am beat this ass!
You like that?
You like that?
You motherfucker.
Are you like that?
Are you like that, huh?
I have these two of them.
I'm dead.
There's three of them.
There's literally already three of them.
We need to down his left to do the two of them down.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Are you ready to get it?
Get it.
If I spawn on the same island, I swear to God.
Okay, I spawned on an island to the left of that island.
Oh, yes, hold up.
All right, I accept that.
Yeah, but you brought me a not announce what island.
What I dare it to you those three guys are coming over here to fuck me
Now in a way I'm away
All right, don't you worry boys, I'm on the way I'm on the way if you hold shift in space
I think you could fly shift in space. Oh fuck
What's that you
Yeah, I don't know about that chief. I don't know about all that
I'm just hanging around
Yes, we're gonna have to get together quick cuz these guys are probably on the right. Yeah, I already see him
You gotta be kidding. Oh my god, I keep going in the water too
Oh my god
Oh my god, I didn't know it was using my stamina to paddle.
Yeah!
Okay, alright, I'm gonna get this flying technique down. I'll tell you that.
You just give me five more minutes. I'll be sore through the sky.
Fuck yourself, whoever you are.
Fuck you. Oh my god, he's...
I know this.
Oh my god, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I'm up! We're cruising, we're cruising!
Oh, Dragon's left the group.
What happened? What happened to Drag? What happened to Drag?
I drove! I drove like, yeah.
I drove!
Go higher and dry off.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, you're wet, so...
Oh, fuck.
If you're wet, you fly slower.
Okay, so how do I glide better?
Because, honestly, I've been like two miles an hour and I'm gliding.
Who's this guy?
I mean, he's obviously gotta figure it out.
Oh, he knows I'm talking about him.
It's me.
Oh shit.
It's because he's a big guy so he can fly longer.
Oh wait, are you trying to help me?
Wait, I hate this guy.
He's a cool guy.
I need to kill the other guy.
How do I get to you, Cloakz?
Dude, I'm not going to make it again.
Stop holding W. Just go slow, man.
Oh yeah, all right, all right, okay, okay, all right, okay.
Dude, what?
What's the hang about hang about a little bit guys? We might we might be out of our big right now
Yeah, how is that guy going fast as shit? Are you seeing this guy? I mean you are you seeing that?
He's incredibly easy like a flash of light. I'm over you go to half a mile of prowess sink into the ocean
Dive what the hell does that even mean? What are you talking about dive?
Man, I go to the waystone so I can dump work to you. Come on chillers
I've got so many chillers on me
Come on guys
How do they know when sir, when you're out?
Well, we gotta get a little taller guys, we can't jump off of this one.
You got it?
Popsie, can you fly if you're on the ground?
Try to get up here.
Yeah, shift in space, I think.
Hey, guys, come on chillers, we gotta get up here guys so we can take off and stuff.
Yeah, shift in double tap space.
Let me get a little bit of stamina too, a little rest a second.
How are these guys just so ginormous?
We hold him so fucking strong!
Look at that one!
He's the zesty one of the group.
Is that him?
Is that him?
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
The album cover.
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Oh, who's this guy?
Oh, my eye. Yeah!
Come on, brothers!
I'm going to the waypoint. I'm going to teleport to you, okay?
Burnshutain! Burnshutain!
Die. Die.
I
Love me boys follow me. Well, you can't tell where I like a good teleport. I'm gonna find to you then
Hey, all right
All right, okay. I think I've mastered this flying thing
I see you get up somewhere tall and then dive and I'll pick up a ton of speed. I mean
Yeah, well, you know this one you can fly to fighting
You're so hard, Denny.
Wait, oh, I teleport him?
Wait, do we have to both be- oh, shit.
What the hell? Do we have to both be at wade stones?
How does that work?
Dude, I'm chasing a raptor right now.
Dude, now I'm getting word you can't teleport with the wade stones.
Alright, so I've just been one guy like 40 times in a row.
Oh, man.
Okay, I'm going to go to the wade stone because the other alternative is flying all the way up here,
which is like 20 hundred miles.
I'm going to go right here.
I just killed the raptor.
Holy shit, you got to cook it, dude.
I just killed the guy. Oh, I keep forgetting you can't walk backwards
How do you open your mouth?
My guy is so fat
Dude we are the chillers we are the chillers the guy needs to sleep
Hold that big ass topic. Oh my god
I
Got a rest for a second
Well, I could see you on the map. No, no, you can see me. I'm at the bottom middle bottom middle
I can see close you right there
Yeah, you're the little arrow at the top left
Yeah
I fly really high up the sky. What the hell is this guy doing? He pooping on me?
I'm pooping on me
Yeah, this guy's poison me
But now I died yeah, oh my god, oh
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh, that was crazy dude. That was crazy
You see that went right under that thing. I was like I was like
That one short guy in that play movie
Was that guy?
Tom Cruise yeah, Tom Cruise and Maverick. I'm going crazy over here
Wait guys if you press H you actually regen Sam so fast.
If you hold H and lay down, you regen like a hundred times faster.
So I'm kind of glide right now, no cap to dash.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah true.
So I'm at a waystone.
Alright it kind of just looks like a regular stone.
I'm gonna lie to you.
Okay I just hit a rock.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Okay, all right, so how do I use this thing do we talk to it you the fucker that poison me?
All right discovered ways don't use double to teleport your friends here
So the way so invite they can accept their character selection upon long again. They will appear next to you at this way stone, okay?
Okay, all right, I've been fighting you you ready, okay?
Wait, do I have to give him party leader?
I'm not seeing the waist though next to your- wait, hold up, wait a second.
Wait, yeah, I know it's this icon, but I don't see Clogsy.
This icon.
Oh, there it is, there it is.
I got boom waste don't invite fail early on cool. Okay. What are these jackasses just use the waste out?
No, she just this fucking got me
You say you know what waste on your hat you what?
What waste? Oh, I'm at I'm at the bottom right there between Golden Splatoon and and ocean stacks
Well, it has a name has a name. I'm not that I see
Oh my goodness, all right, okay
Okay, I'll wait so I hold the joys. Okay. I'm at the bottom middle ways down bottom middle below Green Valley. All right
Usually five ways to the nut six ways. That's about how you know which I'm a
Closing is a you you're not at the top left right next to a blue triangle
Okay, you you come to me. Let's let's meet let's be like right here in the ocean thing in the river
All right, come on whatever the fuck everybody
Could I see you is your way stone on the edge of a beach yes, yes it is mm-hmm. Yes, I'm coming the way so
Okay, I just gotta hit, alright? Okay? Alright? I just gotta hit again. I think, I don't
see, it looks like he's bringing me flowers. I think I might just, like, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. He's got food. They're trying to feed you.
I don't need food! I need clothes! Dude, oh my goodness. I think he's Italian or something.
He's got a red rose in his mouth.
I think he's trying to propose to me.
He's romantic.
That's the one that I told you was the destiny.
I'm going to say I'm going to follow you there.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Alright guys, oh my god, look at that one.
That one's got a honk or whatever.
That fish is bigger than he is.
I don't know what he did.
Let me see what I think he said.
I think he's for the offering.
There's a thousand fucking people here.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, sir.
You can't even eat the flour.
It's literally just a thing.
Oh, dude, I'm eating.
I'm eating.
Okay.
I'm doing pretty good, actually.
Okay.
Are we going to pick this up?
I'm fighting a rapper.
Okay.
I got a little something.
I got a little something for you, Clungsy, when I get to you.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
These are good, these are good, I've been pretty good so far.
You don't leak the server, I don't even know what that means.
Wait, the flower quest? What's the focus?
I don't give a shit about any quest until I get to Clungsy.
How come you can't see each other, Pete?
We CAN see each other, you son of a group, you dip-ass!
Oh, yeah, you're right, I see close you right here. He's right. I see him right. I'm bringing out of fucking water
What's that? What's going on?
Hey, you want you to collect 50 flowers in your dreams?
Well Uber Uber Uber bird
I was going for good boy
He's at the top of the map he's not making any effort to get to me at all
I'll tell you that I know I might die. Thank you. I just realized I'm drinking fucking salt water instead of normal
Well, yeah, well, you see if you don't start going southeast right now, I'm gonna fuck you
Go ahead
Yeah, I'm actually getting really good at this flying thing
Yeah, I'm getting really good at really I'm going fast like fast fast
Like you wouldn't even see me if I flew by to have a fast if I'm on
How do you go how do you go fast? Yeah, I'm done lying
You were going so slow
Did I get a bigger bird to come pick me up again
It's just getting you big head. Dude guys, it's really not that hard to fly
Go see how would you fire ass to me then?
Hey we go. All right, we're cooking
I
Does yeah, if you press I mean 30 she's gonna tap and socials
Yeah, okay, you know if I should have released that but you live and you learn you live and you learn
I
Go see I'm actually making really good progress. Are you yes, I have a big bird. Oh, oh
No shit.
We lost a group, you know?
Oh my god.
He has died.
Oh my god.
The Dobson is here.
Oh and three.
Yeah, but he didn't help yet.
He dropped me from the sky.
You have wings.
I forgot.
And now on the same stupid island I was at the beginning.
How do you die to fall damage?
It's a bird.
It's a bird.
You can fly.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
It's gonna rain.
He's got a right!
Oh, don't worry. I've mastered this flying thing. I can get there quick now. I can get there quick. I'm actually fast as fuck.
Can you TP us?
I don't know. I mean if you guys can find a stone, I can't get a stone that isn't used because I've got a whole legion following me at any given time.
So if you guys can find a stone and teleport me, then you gotta chill.
Danny I think you try I don't think I'm close to one
Yeah, well, I don't know if you know now, but you could fly
You can get close to one. Okay. I'm opening my mouth. Oh, she's getting sticky with us
Please let me on this rock. No, let me die
Make perfect. Thank God. Thank you
I'm only down you down. You is how you go forward
Well, I think he just glides you hard this your mouse is pointing forward
Yeah, like half a mile an hour if I want to meet you there by December, I won't hold W yet
But I see you okay, I'm going crazy. I move like a whole inch on the board
Like we close here. Do you find me out to the group again?
Yeah, I got you thank you thank you we probably fresh things going
We don't hold up you while diving glide. Oh
Okay, okay, okay
As you got it. Oh, you got it. You got it. You got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now. Okay, so now I'm gonna press space
It's yep, it's not picking up any speed at all. I can't even I can't even dive hold it hold space hold space hold space
Now I'm going up. Wait, so alright, so everybody was just wrong
Are you
YES! That's what I've been trying to say!
I had a guy just in the chat know he's so stubborn it's annoying and then he was fucking wrong.
I'll put you shut up pal! I'll put you shut your mouth!
uh
I hear something very big walking around me but i'm going to a way so they come no come to me come to me
Let's be okay. Can you can wait? Can you go to this way so down here? Can you tell me?
Uh, do you want me to go to that? Oh here comes your monum
Do you want to switch you can switch servers should we switch servers?
Well, I was just thinking if you have a big enough and then just kill everybody
I'm coming all right. I'm coming. I'm a guy who's a good loading experience
Okay, so I'm gonna hold down space and then I'll hold w right when I'm going down poop
Bam and then look up
Don't hold on down you. I'm gonna waste on and hope it doesn't yes
I'm not that kind of works actually that like works a little bit that actually kind of works
You know you always all know me on that one
He's cruising
Dive then glad you did something to dive by sir dive boom
Glyde
See that
Yeah, yeah, it's easy to stamina, but you like less of it. You're talking about you
You just kind of chillin in the air versus versus like working in the air
You're talking about like you say like like putting in that work like like take what's ours like you know I'm talking about
Yeah, put in the work put in the hours and take what ours touch it like you're glide
Touch it. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it. You're glide
I think it's faster just to hold the W button we just just not be fucking birds
There's no way we have to find each other every time
It's your way to spawn together. There's got to be
Being birds is easy like to meet up. It's honestly it might even be faster just a fucking run
We tried running yet there is
six t-rex is under me kill them all yeah kill them all I went what if you got
for here we could so there's some babies there we just swoop down and pick them
up and then how do you pick how do you pick things up you have to once you eat
a certain amount you get a another ability oh hey big guy can you can you
You can put me up in your mouth and shit, uh, carry me.
So if you, if you wanna, uh, if you press character,
very chill, very chill, very chill.
Okay. All right, boys. I'm on the way.
Oh, I see. I see. We're moving. We are moving.
We are moving, boys. We are moving.
We're moving, we're on the move.
Go see, I am ETA, 5 minutes from your location.
Please stop going away from me, go south.
I'm going to the waystone you said.
No, south!
Oh wait, oh yeah, the waystone.
Oh yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we go to that waystone up there.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
I shall take flight.
Yeah!
I'm on top of the world, Jack!
I
Never happened you're making that up you're making that up. That's a deep state lie
You're in those files
I'm fine
hallo me boys hallo me boys yeah I'm cruising I'm cruising for a blues and
let me pay I've mastered the flying techniques now I've mastered them nobody
is better at flying than I am nobody nobody's better fine than I am
Save that guy that guy might be better fine than I am anybody else is done, but oh my god. Oh my god. How is he so fast?
Bigger. Oh that guy's a bigger
Hey about here for a second
hmm just do what I have to do all right now I think what you big guys big me up
take me that way now thank you chief thank you chief
we're with the way so go and turn into a red circle
I wish I could know what my debuffs are on me.
Closey, closey, I'm serious! Look!
What?
The way so I turned into a target logo!
You see that?
Not for me.
Not for me either.
Oh, never mind that.
I'm just high.
We're really close to each other, by the way.
Where's Draken?
Is he here?
I'm...
Where's the one I'm not on your screen?
Are you on...
Are you on...
Am I on your screen?
Um...
No.
Okay, well, okay, but do you know where to go?
Yeah, we're good waste in the middle. Yeah, you gotta go. Yeah, you gotta think yeah, you got it
Yeah
Yeah
It's only so now I'm chilling I'm chilling outside the school playing some people
I've said, okay, I'm playing this game
We haven't been playing this game for an hour and the only time we saw each other was in the fucking tutorial
Well, that's about the change
Yeah!
Glide Maxing, Glide Maxing.
Holy shit.
Oh wait, it turned red, it turned red.
Restore the waystone.
I'm stabbing a mogging.
Oh wait, I think I see you, I think I see you up there.
Dude, someone destroyed the waystone.
Are you serious?
It's not a waystone.
It's not a waystone.
Restore the waystone.
What the hell?
There is so many guys.
Go to where you go.
Oh, go to the store, go to the store.
Behind you, behind you, behind you.
This is me, this is me.
Where?
You know, this is right, right, right, right.
Right in front of you, right in front of you.
Hey! Oh my god! Hey! I'm walking in!
I'm walking in! I'm walking in!
Nice!
Oh, it's a Jemez controller player.
Where's Dragad?
He's on the way.
Hey.
Hey, what the heck? Look at this guy.
He looks so tasty.
You beat him?
Alright guys.
How'd you do that? How'd you do a big bite like that?
Oh my god. Oh my god. I have a suit
Hey, how do I drop this guy? Oh my god, they're huge.
How do you guys, because how do you open your mouth up real big?
This guy's huge!
Oh, you play close, but you're not leveled up enough.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want that flower.
Wait, do you guys see that?
Wait, there's so many dinosaurs, by the way, at the Grand...
Oh, and it's my flower!
We hope we should 100% take our bird army.
What is going on?
Hey buddy.
How are we the smallest ones, too?
Yeah, because of them we spent the entire time looking for each other.
I brought these flowers for you.
I think he fancies me.
He loves me, he loves me not.
He loves me, he loves me not.
Dude, these guys are fucking huge.
There's a thousand of them okay what? Where are you? Where's dragon?
We have to go kill the fucking T-Rexes. You gotta do that. You gotta do that.
Are you ready, burn army? Oh shit. Oh burn orgy burn orgy.
Do you see that? Do you see the purple one?
The purple one.
How do you crouch? How do you crouch?
How do I do that? How do I do that?
Do you see this guy?
What? The big one?
Yeah, this guy brought you a fish. Turn around.
Really? Well, let me give him a flower.
Oh dude! Oh dude! Chickpeas! Let's go!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hi!
My veg!
My veg.
You can't eat it?
Okay, I eat it.
Wait, what can I eat this?
I don't think it's on our diet.
What the hell is on our diet then?
It fished on the diet.
No, we have to kill people.
Human beings?
No, they've buried each other dinosaurs.
Oh, gosh.
Okay, I should be killing a small guy then.
You just ask if you gotta kill human beings?
Yeah, yeah
Well, yeah, I mean maybe I
East-south or west I am coming from north like the right thing
Can you meet us at grant? How are you close? Can you one guy for Jurassic Park was?
It's a handsome man
The camera angle is disgusting, what the...
You mean?
You didn't even know.
Does my screen look different than your guys' screens?
Is there blood thing over here?
No.
No?
No.
I think there's a...
Chris Pat, that's what he had. Chris Pat was.
Wait, wait, we're close to go. Chris is already gone.
Let me go, let me go, let me go. That's a good one.
I want to do the blood thing.
What is that?
Oh my god, I hear so many dinosaurs.
How many how do we get bigger be to eat other things see that see a thing in the bottom
Let's jump out in that okay. Make sure you don't
Get in the water, but now I fly sorry well, it's raining so we're all in the water
Like how me do you are running on the ground and all the birds are flying
No, no, no walking the cool way to do it that all the birds are doing it
how do you just how do you start flying from us what you just put in old space
what not that is it work hold shiver that is it work hold shift oh it works it
works oh I did what oh it worked it worked it worked yeah I'm on a stand up
you hang around here for a second oh okay I keep forgetting about the alright
I'm gonna tell you I wear the hell is dragon guys. I'm come
I'm in birchwoods. Oh you guys are going to where's that? Where's birds with dad?
We're going to the Grand Plane that's where all the birds dude. Are you even on the same map as us?
It's not even saying called birds woods. Yeah, you have yet to be by the few eyes for it to show you. Oh, no, you don't
Yeah, look all that on the top of your stream. You know on the on the map. Yeah name
We take my abilities, we really have abilities.
Yeah, press the button.
Whoa!
Which is one.
Bite it, hold on, there's more creatures to carry them around, holy.
Onto the creature will slowly drain your stamina.
Wait.
You must be in your home cave or be sleeping near your rest nest
when your nest is at above 75% health to edit your abilities.
your abilities I don't even I don't even want to begin to know what that means
coachy what does that mean you just press you just add it to your you click the uh
the um right right mouse button put it on what what what do you need what you lay down so press h
okay
I'd like to lay down in game, lay down in game, okay, I'll lay him down now you do it.
Oh, now I do.
Okay.
I thought I had to be next to like a nest or something.
Okay.
Okay.
That didn't work either.
I'd be sleeping near your nest with your rest.
Okay.
Hold up.
Wait a second.
You must be in your home cave or be sleeping near your nest with your nest.
Wait, hold on.
I'll be sleeping near your nest when your nest is at above 75% health.
Okay, so we gotta find my net.
Find a home cave. What the hell is the home cave?
The hell is a home cave?
There's nothing called- I go back to my spawn to do it. Are you so serious?
No, no, no way. No way. No way.
No, no. I didn't get the blue cave.
Any blue triangles.
Alright, let's go to these blue triangles and eat it.
Alright, alright, everybody get out of my way.
Oh, I can see Dragon! I can see Dragon!
Yeah, wait.
Yeah.
I want to see Pino. Good thing I'm about to die, boys, because I had no food or water.
Let's go!
Alright, I'm going to go to the Nescape.
Oh, see you want me to be there?
Yeah, I need to...
kill something.
Wait, we got...
Well, we'll kill something on the way. We'll kill something on the way.
Wait, I really have to go to a home cave.
Is that...
Or just build a nest?
Wait, how do I build a nest?
What are you talking about?
You mean Birdman, shut up!
Dude, alright guys, somebody tell me what I'm doing.
That one bird is so fast.
Hey, who's this guy next to?
I like this guy's spots.
There's a green thing coming towards us.
Okay, okay
Wait, wait, wait, blue triangles.
Oh, that's so huge. Is this what you guys are?
No, no, we're small. We're tiny. We're tiny. These guys are all outpacing us, incredibly.
Yeah, yeah, I have no idea how or why or why God hates us, but we gotta get to the blue triangle immediately.
Then how do you drink water?
You walk up and say you do it. Yeah, yeah, it's not salt though.
Yeah, no salt water you won't like it. Oh, I thought milk caps can I eat those?
No, no, I can't okay eat other
Next time you can drink this water. Look how big this guy is. We got we all get into the home cave
Yeah, but we have to eat people. We got to get to the home cave first. So as we get our abilities, yeah
That's me. Yes
This my entire screen is just giant fucking birds
Okay, all right, all right, I really have no other trip
Okay, apparently I'm going so I don't know what I'm going but I'm going somewhere
You know what get back here. I I have no control of where I'm going right now. I'm in someone's mouth
Hey, what is this guy doing? This guy's staring at me. Don't do it. Don't eat me. Don't eat me
Don't eat me. This guy doing
I think we're going towards the home game
Hey
Hey, right, right. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Oh, he's beating call me. I'll fuck it
Well, I am approaching the home game as we speak. Oh my god, we have a warrior
Guys, I'm in the cave. I'm in the cave. I'm in the cave. How are you already over there? The giant bird paid me up. Oh, okay
I'll be those guys can come in here with me
Yeah, we can you take your money put it on the server
You get security and security on side
I think I do coaxie. I think you can so one thing in fully grown. We can just swap to serve with those teams
I visited boom bam with the biggest
Yeah, but you have a big bird behind you. Yeah, I have a big bird behind me. Oh, I got another one two got two abilities
Only able to eat fresh meat, I don't know what that's an ability that that's a passive
They owe it to passive. Okay. Yeah
Wait, I've got I've got chomp or clump or whatever. I got clown
Okay, I mean this guy needs to find some food
Quick pek attack restore small amount of stamina for every attack you could flick deals no damage to ground targets
This guy's why?
How's he just flying in? Yeah, do you see that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
I just because we can't do any damage to anyone right now
Yeah, I killed the raptor. How did you do that?
The left click I literally says on left click that left click does zero damage look a quick pek attack
We're so small on a statement for every attack you inflict deals. No damage to grounded targets while flying. I
Don't know
So I think I think when we fly
When we're flying we're supposed to right-click and pick someone up. Oh
Yeah, the left left good feeling to wait. There's something in the way there. Oh, yeah, so now we got to go kill shit
Yes, but I might die before that
I see we all just land on a guy and 50 birds murder him
Everybody kill it everybody kill it!
Do we kill it?
Yeah yeah yeah!
Get his ass!
Who's that lizard man?
Get him Burns get him!
Get him Burns!
Get him Burns!
Oh what the hell dragon?
You're the same team you jackass!
Get him boys!
Get him boys!
I don't think we're doing damage to him.
Oh, what the hell?
What the fuck?
Why can't we kill him?
He has one minute of protection.
He left his whole team.
Uh...
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!
They're running out of time!
They're running out of one minute timer!
wait they're so smart oh oh well we oh my god oh my god oh oh no oh my god that's
Jerry oh my goodness Jerry the bird oh my goodness oh no oh my goodness
okay well I'm dying same let's go for food Eddie we'll get food right in front of
No, we're not
We got a hundred birds. How yeah, we're killing that. What about this little blue one right here?
Wait the birds are killing them actually
I see what's stronger in numbers. We've got to kill them
I'm on HP
Yeah, apparently we can get these blessed to grow as well
Oh my god, oh my god, my HP bar's going down.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm in the water!
Oh, help!
Me.
You guys all.
You next next hopefully.
That thing is dead.
Perfect.
Alright, well, back medium.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, guys, any way we can just bond together.
Okay, we're going to do this.
We're going to do this.
Perfect. Okay. Oh guys, is there any way we can just spawn together?
Dude, I'm on the same. Yeah, I'm next. No, I'm next to a
Well, I'm next to the thing. Hold on. Yeah. Oh
Can you teleport me?
Yeah, I think I can. Yeah, teleport me over the bottom line over the bottom line. Mm-hmm. We not we might not be smart enough
Birds yeah, I yeah, okay, let's let's quit and do another type of dinosaur. Let's do something like dangerous. We can't die. I mean
the blood
Okay, we'll shout to the bird army. She's a bird army
You know, I have a lot down here, so do it. Okay, hold on. I just know I just want to see something hold on. Okay, no
Okay, I invite you okay, I'm in a safe haven
All right, now how can I like no that's not a way stone. That's a safe haven
Damn
Yeah, guys, let's just go choose a different guys. We're not smart enough to be birds
Complicated we played this game for two hours, and we are so juvenile we still on his fucking
Guys log out listen and listen me do not go to your group tab while your screen is showing on stream do not do it
Do not do it
Okay, I'm fully fully logged out. I'm getting a new character. What are we being? What are we doing?
What are we doing? You know leave that leave me a group before joining the server you can spawn together. How do you do that?
I'm walking out completely what really let me see if I can let me see if I can invite you guys
No, I there's no way to join a group before you get into the server. I think I think we just got one guy
Add friend or they're already my friends
Unless you want me to wait unless that's a button out of friend who's a friend. No, that's about to add friends
Okay, no, okay, let's just get in there. Let's get in there. We define each other. That's what the way son's a four
Let's do a different map. Let's do ripari out.
Okay.
Yeah, ripari out, ripari out.
Okay.
Wait.
Join group in tutorial game?
I don't even know that.
We did that.
We were in the tutorial game.
We even spawned together that time.
And actually the only way to fight each other is with Waston.
I think there's any way to spawn with each other.
Oh
Makes me like light perfect, baby, if you actually might be like statement
I'm really hoping it's the same server. Oh, what do you mean? We just join each other. Are you dude?
You jointly are you joining it? You don't know it. You don't do this right now. You joined me, but I do the server
I just flew for 45 minutes and as soon as I got to you that they ate me.
Okay, what type of guy are we being?
Alasaurus, Ceratosaurus, honestly we'd be like a Spina or something.
I joined him, hold on.
We got the biggest one, the best one.
Do we want to be a meat eater or a grass eater?
me either hundred percent you sure because we didn't kill it anything I see
me do a spider source I'm down for a spider source but I think that thing
swims doesn't it I think that's both a land and swimming yeah look at its water
speed okay okay let's do okay I'm gonna be fishy fart again fishy fart and then
I'm creating there would do not go to your group a tab on 20%
Swim stamina we 100% that right wait we do it. Oh wait. I forgot to choose one
I don't know what was that default one. I just want to read there's a health recovery swim stamina or armor
You've got to be kidding me. I'm back in the tutorial. Are you so serious?
Let me out of this
Who these guys who the fuck is this?
I think this is us three right here. Is that you guys? No, this is not you right here.
No, I'm entering. I'm pretty sure these are already all the
stream fibers. Is anyone in here? I'm in it. Where? Where? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you guys in the server?
Yeah, I'm gonna hide my screen and group up with you ready
Okay, you see me over here. I'll walk away from her. All right, closey
I just I started doing the group things and now you gotta invite me because I don't know how to do it
Okay, buddy. Yeah, right
Everybody drag right. Don't be sure to survive you right. Oh
Okay, there are a hundred spiners in here
All right, okay guys, all right now they're gonna group maybe leave the game
All right, I can see the timing peanut in the group in the long term
I think I think every single one of these people is watching this game
Who did that was just one comb up guys?
Yeah, there's another thing over here with more of them
Yeah, yeah, let's eat up. Yeah, how are you already bigger than me? What?
We got to do a quest.
Drain your stamina by sprinting or jumping.
Let's questmatch, let's questmatch.
Yeah?
Dude, let's questmatch.
Okay, well I just came up with something.
We probably should have announced the exact map we're doing and what we're doing.
I'm getting bigger, I'm getting bigger!
Wait, want to know what we could do?
Yeah.
We can go to a community server and then join it, and then it'll be capped on players.
Yeah, we could do that.
You want to do that?
Dude, there is...
15...
BITODINOS, wherever the fuck we are, man!
You said that!
I guess we can go try that then.
We should do that.
Let's do that.
You're right.
Okay, now like now we know what to do. You know what kind of we want to be okay now
It's time to start gaming now. It's really time to start game. Okay. Here we go. This is it
I do think I do think I think I think I think I do go. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, okay now like now now we're gonna get we're gonna catch the strike really we got the ball rolling now
But I'm gonna see you guys a
You send it. I'm gonna send you guys a server. Okay?
Okay, why are all these servers have more players than the amount of players a lot in them?
I think I think this like VIP lists like that. No, there's not a single server that has less than its cap
All right. Well, okay. Go to page two when you go to page two press
Refresh and then you can go to page three and refresh and then page four refresh. Oh, okay guy. Okay guy
All right, you guys ready?
Yeah, okay, let's send it
Send the image page. Oh my god. Oh, you gonna take you guys right now. You ready?
Okay.
Dude, I'm not joking.
There was actually 50 guys.
That was crazy.
There you go.
There's one, there's two.
I joined that one.
You see it?
It requires a password.
Okay, hold up.
Wait.
Hold up, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
Hold up, hold up.
They chose the one, the only one.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
This one right here, you guys see it?
one yeah yep okay there's six point five six got five gigabytes of mods okay so
I hope my dad is a resident in cock okay I confirm fucking I'm not like I'm not
like seven gigabytes of mods perfect okay I don't know yeah no maybe we don't
confirmed no that's sick and you can play cast killer whales on that's fine
yeah just do it just do it okay just do it okay I like how I said the exact
number of gigabytes of mods now people just haven't checked yeah I mean
6.92 gigabytes of mods what I meant you also chose a 34 kick server instead of
you see these okay wait yeah I'm like go ahead ganderless let's just do one we're
gonna do this one right here you ready
we got like that one right there wait this one boom you see it right there
yeah yeah yeah okay that one also has mods dude a holy fucking shit oh my I
think I think I think I think it's download this download it's download
I'm done. Okay, okay. Cat wants our frik this BS. Yo, no, if anything apex. Yeah,
anything apex. And I promise you, you do not want all right. You know, I played
on class week, I'm gonna play this week. Nobody showed up. Nobody showed up.
People fucking. Any one until the new back comes out. No one showed up when I
played on the speak. No one showed up. Wait, what do you mean? Like friends wise or
that was though like like like views wise I know we set up though we set up yeah
I yeah every other game we play as everybody loves it way more everybody
loves it way more I mean bro it's yeah they're just dropping the ball dude it
someone could be a fucking that's your dragon oh I like that but we could be a
dragon what do you mean well I think one of the final fucking
Bods that you if you grow big enough you could turn to a dragon
Well, that's great. I want to be a dragon
We are we I'm in the server
Wait, hold up. What is it for all wait, okay, no racism. All right, let's eat
harassment
No arguments, no political English and global
No advertising other servers no sexual comments. I don't know why they're bleeping their own rules with a dollar symbol
No rating six plus apexes kill everything with the P. Oh I
Yeah, I don't I don't need his games. Are you are you just leaking the server right now by the way
Yes, he did
Dude it, dude, are you?
And it-
Guys, it doesn't matter, there's a max of the server. It doesn't matter, there's a max.
That's why we came here. We're gonna find our server anyway.
There's so many. Wait, there's so many dinosaurs we can play as now. Look.
Wait, let me see. Wait, how, where?
There's so many.
Wait, which one do we want to be then?
Wait, there's so many sick.
Yeah, what do we want to be?
We're gonna be a fucking dog, a cat.
I can't.
I'm begging.
I'm down with this.
Just a second, just a second.
Hey, what is this? This guy's invisible.
A compass.
Oh, are they in the car?
Yeah, I'm seeing what I'm supposed to say.
Wait, wait, which one are we being?
Whoa! No way!
I want to be a dragon!
Let's do a dragon, let's do a dragon.
You want to be a dragon?
Yeah!
Are you being a...
Oh, you dragon!
Okay, I'm down.
Okay, be a Seafar.
Okay, I have to find the dragon again.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
so how do I, okay, I'm gonna trade the world?
Okay, create.
Whoa!
Whoa, dude, I'm a dragon!
Okay, I'm just letting you know.
I'm also letting you know.
Oh, I'm a dragon dude, whoa!
Dude, I'm a dragon, whoa!
Dude, I'm a dragon, whoa!
Whoa, what?
We just spent two hours on a flying dinosaur
and did absolutely nothing.
We proceeded to instantly lock in another flying dinosaur.
No, this is a dragon, dude.
Whoa, this is a dragon.
Come on, dude.
You know you want to be a dragon.
You know you want to be a dragon.
Come on, be yourself real.
You know you want to be a dragon.
Come on, Rage is the dragon.
Rage is the dragon.
I
What the hell no, no open your mouth open your mouth, okay?
This bad is fucking time by the way. Yeah, what the hell?
Okay, all right, okay, are you that you I'm guessing you're the only other dragon. Okay. I'm this is me
I'm in the air. I'm in the air. Did you?
Invite you you right. Is this you right in front of me?
Have I do both? No, no, it's not you
I invited you both okay all right okay I accepted oh yeah man we guys that we
I see coach I'm going to cozy yeah all these boys you know I'm a dragon
You know this is a social server lol
Oh my god.
We had a role play.
Uh, do we, do we, do we, do we kill people?
Oh is he that one's killin' a guy?
Yeah, look at him guy!
Are you still cut that out?
Oh.
You're hot, you guys.
I don't think we're gonna get a bunch of
trying to kill people.
Is this you?
I'm gonna go over here.
Yeah!
I'm kinda getting them, I'm kinda getting them!
BADAM!
I could have swirled down here 5 seconds ago and everybody was just chilling.
THANKS THAT! THANKS THAT DINOSAUR!
THANKS THAT WHO LOOKS-
Alright let's get off the server, let's get off the server.
Yup, okay, let's just sell the server.
I don't know what that means. I don't even want to begin to think what that means.
Have they happened sex on there? Is that like a fetish thing?
It could be. It could be. It could be. It could be. Okay. All right. New server.
You can turn off modded to the left as well. Oh, you can? Okay. Okay.
Okay, okay, turn off modded, got it.
But no modded, I'm gonna find us a really good server,
a really good one.
Ready?
Yeah, I'm excited, man.
Are you excited?
Are you excited?
Yeah.
Can I get a, whoa!
All right, good, okay, good.
Are we, okay, this, okay, we are going,
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
We, okay, we're gonna go,
I have no idea what I'm doing dude. They're all either all like roleplay shit
What do you mean, you know, you don't mean this service called the bird news and network
Okay, okay
We're gonna go, okay, right? We're gonna go this one. Okay, fuck you guys. This one looks perfect. You ready?
Yeah, this one looks perfect. This one looks perfect. All right. Okay. You ready? Okay, bam, right right there. Join that one now.
It still has mods even though I still has no mods. I don't know that's fine. What?
What what what do we wait what do we wait for? Is it this one?
what what would be what what I texted you the name of it yeah okay okay no no
that's not the right one no no no no no the one I texted you oh yeah oh yeah I
see it I'm in the game now I'm in the game
perfect all right oh this guy's ugly this is like hot when he was a dinosaur
you see mmm well where we do it are we doing oh my god whoa I'm not mine the
right sir you should be the one I texted right there I joined but I'm gonna
ten person queue oh let's see let's see oh you can be a little crab no way do
look at that guy
wait you know did you have rules to accept yeah I did yeah okay all right
let me know what we're being we're what's do let's do you can be a dragon
Again
Like a like a step dragon
And let's do wait, let's do you honestly, let's be spiders. You guys want to be spiders?
Well, it's the god the giga artani
Of course you got that
I'm a kill. We don't know. They're saying no. They're saying your whole chance. Say no. No. No,
spider. No, spider. Oh, wait. This one says this one says survival. Does that mean there's no
PVP? I don't even know. Is that what that means? Is that what that means? There was one that said
pvp is out is that what that yes yeah no no no no no no no I don't even know
something talking about anyways all right wait I'm gonna be in seven position
in queue I kind of want to be selling really cool like that but let's oh wait
Wait, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, uh
Well, let's be
That shit which one which one the Naviano Naviano, yeah
Who's that? So it's in the end
Where
So so when you're choosing dinosaurs it goes by alphabet alphabet alphabet water alphabet
Bobby on the only which only let's be Bobby on us. Let's do that. Let's do that. I mean I'm in position in Q4
We owe you a cave you just start right off
I'm a little baby. I'm a Daviata. What do you guys add listening to you for getting water?
Uh, we have way more stuff. You could be plus new bats as well. You can group up by the
waste or invite the home base while I lobby together we add
the highway I don't know how to buy so yeah I'm gonna hide my screen and vice
to my group okay you go I so yeah I do this I'm not gonna lie yeah I kind of
I kind of close you do this every time are you not drag yeah wait group invite
has been said I said you would invite you go except oh are we close you on the
map we're close we're close we're right next to each other
Are we mm-hmm come on down look below. Yeah, right below. Yeah
Why are food and water full I feel like they're right about this
Hey guys, hey, hold up. Hey guys, I'm new to the game
Is this a PvP server?
There we go, that's it, that's it, that, that, that, that, you know, that, that's something.
That should be a trick.
Not really, okay, well, but, but it's allowed.
It's, oh, I found a guy!
I found a guy!
I'm coming.
Should we eat him?
Oh, there's no rules, okay, we're good, okay, we're good.
Is this you next to me?
Yeah.
Yo, let's kill him!
Let's kill him.
Yeah, I like that pussy. Oh shit. What the hell?
Oh there's two of them, there's two of them. Yeah!
Yeah, I like that pussy. We'll run circles around these fools. They can't do nothing.
They can't do nothing. Ooh! Ooh!
Oh my god. Ooh! I bit him, I bit him. Ooh!
Oh he got me once, he got me once. Oh my god, I'm fucking one.
I would go look I would go look I would a little bit. Okay. Oh
I mean, I mean, yeah
We're kind of fucking these guys I mean we're winning we're fighting it. We're forming we're forming
Are they almost dead
How do you throw it almost dead
I
Been again here. There's free grow in local tube type plus adult what?
Is it grow to grow no, no, it's a dog plus the dog
Plus oh shit. Oh
Oh my god this actually is no way.
What the fuck are they at?
Look at the one underneath, it's tiny!
This game is so stupid.
This game is the dumbest.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
I got him! I got him! I got him!
You are massive!
Yeah!
You get him!
Are you getting him? Are you getting him?
I'm gonna stay there, I'm gonna stay there.
You get him! Get him! Get him!
Dude, how are we not killing this guy?
He's like, size of our foot!
Dude, we grew so much.
Yeah!
I don't know if I'm hitting him.
He looks like he's body.
Oh, good work!
Yeah, so obviously we're not playing here because we can grow ourselves infinitely.
Guys, I think this game might just be fucking terrible.
I said that.
Well, you know what?
We gave it a fair shot.
We gave it a fair shot.
That's what's most important.
You have to give games a fair shot.
OK.
Apparently, you can just type in the chat plus adult,
and you can just grow to max size.
You hear me close to you?
Yes, that's your server.
That's your server.
Dude, I'm like...
Hi guys, I say we switch it up.
I heard Apex had a great new update today.
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Well, I know it's better out for two hours.
Well, listen, we have to play community servers, but all the community servers are either people e-dating as dinosaurs,
or you're able to grow to max strength in one type.
And then the official servers, you can stream site down the ass, we have 40 people on us.
You're not killing me, pal.
You're not killing me, buddy.
You're not killing me, buddy.
You're not killing me.
I'm weak!
I'm fighting my tail!
Get shit on! Get shit on! Get shit on!
Did we just mate instead?
Oh shit, good thinking, good thinking.
Wait, there's something behind us.
Where? Can you hear that?
No.
We never use different abilities.
We only have one ability.
We go to character, abilities.
We only got one.
We only got one.
There's no more.
Yeah!
What if you get the stream separate from now?
Stream separate.
Oh, you're good thinking.
How do we do that?
That's completely...
Shut up!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right, well, I'm obviously the best in Path of Titans. I think that's been decided you you can have that
I will I will be taking that title. I will be taking that title
All right a big shot we guys think
Close if you play CS do if you want to really don't like anything
I
Just only kind of times is for us. I think we can all come back to Joe. Yeah, are we all agreed it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we're all agreed it. I grow to be
I'm I'm gonna be I'll be given a good shot though. That's what matters. That's what bad even a good shot
I accidentally reconnected the role-play server. I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs are sitting here fucking right now
at this court call must be going I need to get in that this court call I feel
your scales I feel your scale is okay all right as a text is yes dude what he
was what what he was what in CS2 or a banks
hmm oh I'll ask you about see anything it's looking like they kind of want
I can't tell, watch me do your port real quick.
Oh I beat my shit out of whoever hit me.
Get back here small fry.
Oh there's a 2 dragon!
Oh it's the step dragon.
Yeah like that, how you like that?
Not doing it too confident now are ya?
Wait wait, the monster didn't do a ball.
Oh I gotta do the ball.
Oh I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Wait, wait, the mods didn't do a ball.
Oh, I gotta do the ball.
Oh, they did, they did.
Alright, the pulls up, pulls up boys.
See ya, troopers.
Stay banks.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm reporting.
I'm reporting.
I'm dead. I'm reporting him. Kill on site. I'm titling it possible racist. Yeah. He didn't
Say anything racist, but
But you never know. So maybe check that out.
Okay, let's okay, send. All right. Okay, go ahead. All right. There we go. Okay
So it looks like it's a tie between cs2 and a banks. Do we
Thanks, thanks for nothing guys. Thanks for nothing
Uh, what do you guys want to play?
I mean we could just do both
Okay, let's use the CS 2. Let's have a CS 2.
Wait, should we do Apex? Wait, fuck, wait, no, I just got up on again.
I think, I think, even though CS 2 won, I think right now we play Apex, and then late night,
Oh, the guy who hates Apex wants to play Apex! Big Shocker!
Big Shocker! Big Shocker!
Let's play CS then. I'm on CS.
Oh, well, big shuckers! Big shuckers!
The guy that hates Apex, supposedly, wants to play Apex.
Big shuckers!
I was looking out for you, peanut.
Big shuckers!
You're awake now, and you didn't have that many drinks.
You know what I mean?
You'll be locked in on Apex, and then later on,
you can relax and open some cases.
I hate to say it, but he's kind of right.
That is true. Okay, let's run Apex.
We're running Apex.
We're running Apex, and we'll all play CS, too.
This will be a triple game night tonight.
Triple game night tonight!
RIPPLE GAME NIGHT TONIGHT!
We're doing an A9 Sensei as well.
Triple game night tonight, triple game night.
Alright.
This game's ass.
Yes, I agree.
I just made $37.50 for that game.
Oh, I gotta help the Apex.
I'm gonna pee in the water.
I'll be by the woods.
You're gonna pee in the water?
Yeah, I'm gonna pee in the water.
I'm gonna pee in the water.
What about the villages?
Yeah, shit.
Okay, alright.
is your guys is they picked something I'm updating my it picks me down but I
don't I don't run my shit off a hamster and two megabyte Wi-Fi so should take
about half a second you say Jack now you're gonna be on an input where it
does everything for you again yeah just say you're to pull her down and then
they'd be spit on it every couple minutes and it should kill my actual
vibration and then shove it in your ass your game since if you've put a little
of a broken toaster I when I saw you playing CS2 yesterday I genuinely thought
we would do in some type of make-a-wish situation where
Everyone else was going their rolls grabbing angles maybe picking up the bomb you're sitting there in the middle of the map
Quad walking!
I literally yeah, I figured I saw you get stuck in the doorway with the doorway
The door was the size of like a fucking garage and you couldn't make it through it was huge and I just so now got stuck
It's downloading real fast, but the total percentage is taking a while it's it's the patching
Yeah, the patching takes a while the patching takes a while a little bit. Yeah doing shaders
Mine's just gonna take ten damn minutes. It's a
Yeah, I'm telling you the downloads almost done. It's really like 80% done but the actual update is taking forever
My computer slow or something
No, mine's doing the same thing though. The the patching of the files is what takes a little bit
Okay, well, what do we do in the meeting?
Should we all tell dark secrets about each other?
I
Close you kill the guy at the last furry convention with his cock
But a right in half it was a whole thing it was a whole thing they had to get the security which actually coincidentally
We're also dressing free suits. Oh
It's kind of hard to know who was he who wasn't
But yeah, big deal big thing big thing are gonna believe you well, that's because I'm telling the truth
Let me speak to the people, let me speak to the people need to hear this.
Yeah, it's the truth.
It is the truth.
Die.
Okay, now patching.
Okay, now it's only gonna take a minute and 30.
I guess we don't have to tell each other, each other's dark secrets in the screen.
Peanut is pines.
Oh, wow.
Dad's peanuts.
Also, when it's done downloading, it starts patching really quickly.
So it's gonna be done in about a minute and 20.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Jam says, we're going to be done in a minute, in one minute.
We're going to take longer than a minute to get a good song.
God, this game's so us.
Have you ever tried ARC Survival Ascended one day? It's another dino game.
It's not a me and dino game.
Do not reduce ARC Survival Ascended in its greatness.
It will be a dinosaur game.
Okay, that is an intricate game, fast and beyond your comprehension.
Technology is unbeknownst to man.
That is a fire game.
That is a fire game.
They're deeper, so much deeper.
Like, close to the Furi convention last week, deeper, when he killed that guy.
I have 15k hours and on.
Hey! Get a job!
That's that's some stuff place place do somebody
Quite good booted up. Oh, I booted up out. I booted up on I played on golf line pal
Oh, I 20 cave in playing since drop hey
20k hours an arc
Get some bitches on you dick!
You're the guy!
You're the guy that made me start playing official servers.
You're the type of guy that made me not play official servers.
You're the man!
You're the man waiting outside my base for nine hours,
waiting till I go to sleep,
and if I don't go to sleep,
you dust my internet off of the server
until my entire router is breaking it out.
You're the guy!
That's you!
Yeah.
Oh, okay, I'm done.
It's up.
Oh, I probably should have been updating my stream titles
while we were waiting here.
That would have been a good idea.
That would have been a pretty good idea.
All right, gauge food up, boys.
Gauge food up.
I'm actually excited to see what this new update is.
Did you know what the new update is?
Do you guys know what that is?
What is the new update?
It's a race buff.
I'm playing race.
Are you serious?
It's a race buff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a Gibby buff, which Drac plays Gibby as a race buff, and then they get chained
around some guns.
Wait.
Wait, what do they do to Gibby?
I think they get a lot to him.
So I believe one of them is if they run into their bubble, they get like stunned.
run into your bubble. Oh my god that's that's kind of crazy. Is that not kind of eating? Yeah that
they made it so Gibby could throw his ult three times and then uh I believe the Henlock is automatic
now. Oh no way the Henlock's automatic! No way! I've always wanted to use that weapon but I suck
the three round burst weapons. That's automatic I'm using that 100% is that true? Is he speaking
for real is easy yeah that's you see hashtag not captain jit that has no
hashtag afar afar oh so everyone's running everyone's running oh and the
best two guns are everyone's running Gibi and Hemlock PK and they do
way but the bubble bubble fight kind of sucks now though no way that's
incredible you get stunned it's full auto and silence we listen boys I am
I am running himlock peacekeeper combo all night not deviating ones
Also, uh, Raith has like this thing where
She busts open for real good boom. No, I doesn't chat doesn't it make it so like her old drops of bubbles
What are some bullshit like that?
I just ignored what he said I'm beyond
Normally when he talks
What did he say?
All right pal, I was in the game. I got a game double wait race can double jump now the fuck double jump. Yeah
Raid portal makes your team and vulnerable
Okay, guys, what's the best player in the game right now that way I can steal it. I'm not gonna say that last
They don't know
I'm playing rate. Fuck you
Maybe it's oh
Yeah mad Maggie's probably fucking insane with all the gibbies, huh?
Well, I have this let's do you play rate closey and then
Dracked you give me kind of like a short person fat guy combo and then all do
Octane
No, no, you should do mad Maggie
If you're gonna be running, if you're gonna be running around with a peacekeeper you just have increased like movement speed and extra shit, right?
Uh...
You mad Maggie? Oh, yeah, you mad Maggie, sure. I just might suck with her.
I know how to do one thing.
You should keep going.
It's too fit now. Over and over again.
That's all I know how to do. That's all I can do. That's all I know. Where's mad Maggie at? Where's what it's seen?
Is her?
Let's just void oh there she is. Oh, yeah, she's the she's the
Okay
She's the lady that can crush a watermelon between her legs
Okay, I'm a visual learner. Yeah, all right. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay
Wait, I'm poop corn on this game as well
Nice mm-hmm
I
Like I'm lagging a little bit on my game. Yeah, just feel a little weird. Yeah, yes, Max
Are you buying you you go
I press join
Well, thanks for being such an awesome friend, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Whoa.
That catalyst skin is sick.
Is there any chance you'll play Tarkov again soon?
I've been subscribed since those days and I've been still shenanigans.
Absolutely.
There's only one.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'm not done with Tarkov, buddy.
Lime bar and gnomes, please.
It's a favorite.
It's fucking hilarious.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
It's so maybe.
Are you guys ready to rumble?
You're saying poop corn dragon
This is what it's all about right here boys. This is what it's all about
Yeah, I work with pubs, I don't see kind of miss the things about stopping up people
Yeah, are you serious dude, right? Are you we're gonna sit clubbing?
Hey there, Gettys and Bones.
There's the-
Everybody in Wraggt has no job and no bitches.
We are gonna lose.
Gettys and there's no point to play normals.
Alright, fine.
Okay.
You asked for this.
I just want you to know you asked for this.
OOAH!
RUNNY UP!
Thank you.
Dude, brief?
I mean
Kind of
Give me over here. He's pondering you could you get down he's pondering he's pondering he's
Catching a bud catching catching a quick one a quick mom
time. Quickie. It's like it's a
little quickie with Gibby.
them up. Quickie with Gibby.
You know, you know, fun fact,
Gibby actually is gay. Good.
Yeah, his, his, his, uh, his
lords at his man's died in a
motorcycle accident. Really?
Good. Now, I could have him.
All right, I walk it in I'm gonna be ass
Are you sure it's me mad Maggie? Yeah, okay
Well, okay, then we're all up my goal is that fun. Okay, funky guys
I'm stimming every moment I play this game
if you think about it you might live a lot more I doubt it I thought about me
like that is crazy situations is quick
well drach means give you right now being met against a drach means a
game to this is nuts yeah and they go down with them perfect perfect perfect
I
Think of the cross there's other people value with us
Take that I'm mad Maggie. Oh my god. I got
I'm becoming I'm becoming
I'm looking for a shotgun
They're up to me yeah, we see yeah, yeah
Yeah, let me hit him.
That was fun.
Throw me, throw me, throw me.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Don't try to throw me, Ami.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
Throw him away, throw him away.
Top, top, top, top, top.
I went through the thing and died.
Go on, Leo.
There's the weapon.
There's it, there's it.
He dropped down to get his thing.
He dropped down to get his, uh, car.
There's much, there's much.
Oh, I just looked at a random one because I thought it was octane.
Oh, my God.
I have no idea what it's like then.
Genuinely no idea.
Guys, where did I just like-
Where'd he go?
Probably grabbed his thing and ran.
Can they craft?
Your passive moves me to pie to SMGs and pistols too.
Holy crap.
Wait, what?
Wait, that's good.
Hold on.
That's kinda crazy.
That's kinda crazy.
I
Make sure to hit the light thing over here
We win him
What what's wrapping from behind you behind you behind you got you on me right here on me
Oh, I mean you send you send you right here. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch it. Do I want to check it out?
Oh when it's back. Oh when it's back. Oh my god, right? Oh my god
We all did it, we all did it, we're all here, we did it together, oh my god.
He's a field kid.
Good work everybody, good work everybody.
Oh my god, we're all here, we all did it together.
Wee!
But most of the credit goes to me, the team leader of course.
Because I led the team into victory there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's right, could've done it without me.
And that's what I want you to take away from this, you crazy.
You were so bad.
Look, come on.
Oh, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Follow me, boy.
I'm gonna go upgrade this, I mean, reflect.
Wait, he's got a little penis on the front of it, you see that?
Whoa!
I'm up in his...
I'm up in his...
I'm up in his...
Fuck yeah.
Is it 2x as well?
That's right.
Hey, what is beach charge mode? What is that?
What the hell is that?
What is that?
It's a Breach Charge Mode.
It does upgrade my wingman and it put a golden attachment on it, improves weapon handling,
recoil and ammo capacity.
Well
Yeah, but I upgraded yeah, I upgraded and did that automatically
Holy shit, this is gonna go crazy. This is what's gonna go insane. Is it?
This is what's gonna go to
Well, I need a wait, hold on. Why are you a peacekeeper if you guys see one?
I think there's a pk back here. Yeah
I'm not the master. Oh, okay. I'll wait for the next meter
Something something you always exit your cue. That's right. Oh, I don't know
Purple V. Have you mad?
Wait, can you guys come here, I just want to see this.
Okay.
What you got for us, Sam?
So when I portal...
Oh my god, are you guys invisible?
Yeah, I mean we're visible.
Wait, how does it look like?
Dude, it's just a giant ball.
Now if I just drop it, do you guys instantly take it?
I don't know.
Oh, so we turn visible and then we come to the portal.
Okay, that's kind of fucking sick, huh?
That's crazy
Is that a peacekeeper?
Yeah, I landed on one okay. I have it fuck. Um, what do you have for guns? I'm gonna already 45 a giga
blue bag purple thingy
Come on
Alright, okay, okay. Alright, you keep that one. I'll get the next one. I'll get the next one.
Okay, let's go to... hold up.
I think I'm fighting at fight night.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Oh, boy, I'm scared.
I'm just gonna land it on his helmet and turn it off.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back, go back, go back, go back.
I'm at fight night.
You okay with that ball for you?
I
You him on 100% this thing is crazy. I was just using I did like like a hundred damage
Oh my
Please take the better she's taking the better get on them
Like you forget that I'm not I'm talking
He's from I'm here
He's up top?
No, no, he's fucking all the both sides.
He's one?
What's up? What's up?
I don't know.
Charge!
Full attack!
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die.
Okay, I died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want me to help.
Perfect.
Like what the secret tax upholstery? I don't know how this guy works
There's a crypto gentleman
As I'm going back to on tape bad Maggie is horrible nice
Nice.
I'm gonna do a pull.
You fucking pussies.
Throw him, throw him like your name.
You take that.
Put it.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
I'm gonna bolt.
No, no.
Fuck.
No way we lost that man.
What is the support card?
Yeah, I wouldn't let that happen to me, Keith.
I wouldn't let that happen to me, Keith.
I wouldn't let that happen to me.
I would have let that happen to me, Keith.
I would have let that happen to me now.
You have a fire damage.
547.
547.
Back up, I've already done.
Oh no, there's more.
Wait, while we're backing out, we should be ready to back up from the screen.
Yeah, we could have.
We could have.
We could have.
67, costing 67.
No, 47.
George, Mad Maggie is poop garbage.
I'm going back to Octa, he does fentanyl.
Mm-mm, that's spice.
That is spice.
I'm saying give me.
That's fun.
Kill check in Draghi at zero.
I think at six kills, did you?
At six or seven.
Yeah.
I was kidding.
Six, seven, six, seven.
The duality of man.
The duality of man.
The duality of man.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't think Mad Maggie is-
in the rotation right now.
I think it's Gibby, Wraith, and then I think you just choose whoever you want to.
Especially because I'm using a hemlock.
She doesn't even help with a hemlock.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Word, word, word, word.
We're not to the streets of that one.
We're not to the streets of that one.
Octane got a buff.
Well, yeah, Octane just got, we're gonna get, we're gonna get.
Did he?
I just, unless I get one guy, I mean, total Octane got a buff.
fuck no clothes in my chat he like to be apex what
hmm boys might forgive me get ready fresh no absolutely not go ahead thank
you five chair thank you by Jack course hmm hmm he's 50% more gay all right
great great did you get any other buffs you get the other buffs read the
freaking past notes dude fuck you readings for bitches reading is for
bitches and busies I'm not doing that
50% longer penis
I'm here all he might be the Meta
Skullfin and Hilton, amigo.
Are all peanuts dumb as shit? That's a little racist.
I don't know what to do about that.
What do you mean by that?
I don't know what to do about that.
That seems a little bit peanut racist right there.
here.
Uh-huh.
Double jump on pad while healing.
I think he's going to do that.
Oh no, you couldn't.
Oh no, there we go.
Oh my god.
Oh.
What, are you back?
Oh no!
Perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
I would have dropped late.
Okay, didn't mind.
Sending it.
Let's ride!
This way.
Fucking, what's fucking it?
Sad to get
This
Let's ride!
This way
Bucket it, Bucket it
You gotta push it first
Oh my god man, boozled
Got one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one
go go go
no one got one
take that hoodlump
take that hoodlump
that's one
one's on the left
where you going where you going where you going
there he is
oh there's another team
oh my god
I just got it
no way what
What?
That's a rat.
Yeah, that's a rat.
I love you.
Oh, we ash.
How do we lose that?
Look at this summary.
Uh, yep.
I need to fight.
Oh, that's me.
Oh, I got it back.
I got it back.
I got it back.
Wow.
Same damage dealt as his height.
I bow.
That's incredible.
I'm not fighting for it.
Hmm
Well, I think maybe I think maybe track is the weak link especially because he has the word track in a place
Where your clan symbol thing goes and then the word drag. Yeah
I'm not fucking with the drag drag. That's a drag squared. I
Don't even think that's how squared works
Isn't it going to parentheses? No squared goes at the top right
It's a little number I need to be multiplying so drag multiply
track extract
Yeah, drag extract. Mm-hmm
Okay, yeah, I don't
We'll see we'll see if we can drag and pick it up this next round. I'll be interested to see
I'm down to pay the damage that game. I'm in wait drag extract would be drag squared technically
right I'm saying yeah cuz it's it's the same variable times itself oh okay okay
okay okay okay I okay technically that's correct still a super fucking name
but technically that's mathematically correct I've been octane no no
Gundam South tonight we are hitting Fred yeah, we're yeah, we're becoming predators tonight. Yeah, I'm all right boys
It impacts
I was gonna say let's do this thing
Fucking it walking in this was real warm-ups are over boys warm-ups are over
I know just where to take us
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's ride!
Uh, dude, if we don't end this, if we don't end this...
We get headlocks.
We get headlocks.
No, everything is...
Oh! No, we forget about the adventure!
You don't get a figure 3.
I'm rather the B-Gay.
Enhancing...
I want head...
I
Do teams on a far side I'm jumping down boys
Those guys
They're fighting
I
Take that oh
Why is a better battle all the sudden and then quiet I keep up to a judge
They're gonna be red so
Yeah, right here. Okay, so
Okay guys, so obviously we're doing something wrong. Obviously if you're doing something wrong here, you're talking about
Something isn't connecting for us. All right, and I think that what really we have to work on is
track being a better player
Mm-hmm
You had a hundred damage peanut. Yeah hundred and seventy five
You're just jealous, okay? You listen up and you listen up closely, bitch boy, okay?
I am the team leader. I'm supposed to have the lowest damage. I'm calling the shot. Boom.
Bam. Boom. Give me over here. That guy over there. Boom. Maybe there's another guy over
there. Boom. I'm giving the shots in the stuff. You guys are the killers.
True. Okay. Yeah, that's not me. The coaxi and drag controller. I need you guys to pick it up this game.
You didn't do shit between me. Any hope? Any hope? He's giving me movie?
No, I called the guy at the event and then I died. Also on the reindeer.
You're a reindeer. I have a reindeer. I'm in fact a reindeer. That is true.
And it's actually accurate to the situation at hand. I would say I look quite dashing
Yeah, you might need to go find that controller again, okay, bye. All right. Yeah, okay
New things I like actually playing the game. So I won't be doing that
Have you been put on a mk? I've not been printed on a mk. No, no, no funny how that works
ha yeah let me hold on yeah your father's don't want to be found so
damn let's ride what are you saying damn for you fucks yours okay that means
fucking there you know what I mean at least he's there drag yeah he's he's
there pal at least he's done clean up with my kitchen rag you can go say hi to
I'm gonna go ahead and die in that shill.
You're so bad.
I need immediate evac!
Immediate evac!
You ain't dead!
Where?
I don't know.
Everything is like, I might be like...
I'm not even stupid.
Everything's like loud and then not loud.
And then I keep on being a judge.
I'm pushing you.
I'd like to see the trial.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
I'd like to see them try
Okay, they tried. I've been doing good. I'm so far. I'm gonna go ahead and back up a second
You think they're gonna get me they kind of get me. I won't lie to you
Okay, so I am hit I have zero damage so far
Yeah, let him go, let him go!
Great word, drag controller!
Alright!
Use the jelly spark!
Hold up, I'm just getting warmed up, pal.
You see that? I'm going to get 10 dodge better than that, right now.
I genuinely hit zero shots, I have zero damage from that, guys.
Jesus Christ.
Did I get it? You got a drink, what?
I have to drink.
We might have to drink more.
I could think it.
I'm not sure I could think it.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I could think it.
Enhancing my weapon.
Did they both go fucking college?
Now it's quiet.
Am I going insane?
the game like quiet and then really loud and then really quiet that's just now
this there's audio cues that like get really loud okay all right okay all right
boys I'm locked in now I'm adjusting my gamer chair for maximum efficiency of
Why?
Oooh, look at that a little gold!
Swipe?
Oh yeah, dude.
I don't even need that, I just don't want you to have it.
Yeah!
I need a lot choices choices choices what do you need?
You guys have got a tinder match?
I'll kid their jokes right there!
Devotion.
Devotion?
I can get the devotion.
Hold on.
It's a no one like ever.
He used the PK Thomas into the best gun in the game.
I had a 24 bullets.
Just you wait pal.
Just you wait.
I'll show you it's true power.
I'm gonna show you a true power!
You know why am I getting told your guns are ass? What do you have?
Alternated and peacekeeper?
Oh shit.
The man.
The man-tah!
I will be grabbing a hemlock from this nice chest right here.
Ooh, a 2x?
Score!
Jack, can you take my hemlock?
Yeah, I need one too.
Okay, alright, you're a thief and you're a cheat
No way, I just dropped a fucking it purple. I mean a yeah purple heavy bag
Well, I need that wait, I don't know. I don't know where I went guys. Sorry. It's a little bit gone
You heal, how do you how do you?
It's different minds
old things you still have zero damage I need to start playing like drac keyboard
kill that guy keyboard and mouse do everything for me while I watch it work
I'm in the gaming culture you wouldn't mouse fuck that guy not working yet not
What do you get all right where we're the bad people on the keyboard jerking a little
keyboard so my baby in the breeze charge mode your breeze charge with that that blows up
a door door thing ready mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah how many you taking
I
See we start moving I kind of want to get the blast you mean
We blasted
We kind of pre blasted I mean like a straight up blast that was a free blast
On your damage that damn check
360
Oh shit, what the hell is this?
You better mathematically 360 in serial.
DJ?
How was that?
How was that?
Ow.
Oh.
360 degrees out of circle.
Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, you're not as dumb as you look.
You're a kill leader.
Fuck.
Watch for them.
Yeah, fucking right.
That's gotta be racist.
Heh heh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
We're not getting aimed at. There's a team close. Oh, she lied. You lied. You're a liar and a cheat.
That's it. You sniff your hole. Where? Where? Oh, she might see him.
One dead?
Is this a judge?
I'm going in!
They're doing the vein, they're doing the vein.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Wait, what?
Got him, got him, got him!
Loot team, loot team, loot team!
Get your passcode.
I can't get under, I can't get under.
I'm so dead.
Oh, you just pushed, you just pushed, you just pushed!
Come on come on we're dead
Take it take it
Oh my god, I just got blew in the front door
Come come come come you come you come
I will I will get him
Charge!
He's right next to us
Yeah!
I know he's aiming at us
I
Hey, we got six days that's not too bad
All right, okay, all right, okay
All right boys the ball is rolling the tables are hot that team instantly died
I don't know us yeah there was another team that came up behind us as well by
the way maybe fighting in the same location for 10 straight minutes just
move oh we do everybody's everybody's platinum
wait why can't we see close these gold on the on the screen is it good it
visit let me know our weaknesses.
There's a little, no one of us might be stupid.
Perhaps, perhaps.
He didn't throw you.
I'm not throwing.
I was the last alive.
What are you talking about?
I was cooking out there.
There that give me was one shot.
Mm-hmm
It's like
So it's top 20 ranks. Oh, it's just the the best guy on the team. Oh, oh
So I be represented I be represented our set in the NAS, okay
I'm not gold.
Juckers! I am platinum 2!
Oh, go, go, go!
Let's ride!
I live on quiet the gamers and then immediately I'm gonna get my Yidra to look out.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Wait, one guy's so...
What is that guy doing with the health?
He's just grabbing a gun and killing him.
Is he stupid?
Oh, he's getting away!
Get him!
Oh my god he's a quick little bugger.
Oh my god you guys landed over there.
I thought we were landing on this.
Yeah he's going back around.
There's a full team on the base.
You guys looking at me?
Got him!
Quick, your drum blown out.
Back to complete silence.
I can't see with this.
I can't see with this. I'm dead.
No, no, no, no, no. Follow me. Follow me, boys.
Where they at? Where they at?
I missed every shot, don't worry.
Where are they? Right here.
Oh my goodness, I'm dying.
I
I'm done.
What you got?
What you got?
I already got one.
Make sure.
This is the one.
I can feel it boys.
Come on. I'm re-synergized.
Re-invigorated.
Oh my god. Close you get the hem on quick.
Oh dude, that's scary.
I already have one.
And the heck to my weapon
How's the stream only in 1440p?
What are you fucking?
Only in 1440p
Yeah
What do you mean the best ever? It's like 4k
There's a 4k out do what's 4k guys screaming doesn't work in 4k at our internet isn't built for it
like that global internet
Oh my man, there's one thing
Then do 8k die
Die immediately right now in the game in a big sense of course
In a big sense
If you are the opponent
We get 760p. Everybody keep just fucking high. That's not even one of them!
Eva's better than Mastiff now, right?
Eva better than Mastiff?
I...
I think it is, I think it is. Yeah.
What's that?
Hey, you guys are alone. I'm looting you.
You got the fat one?
I'd rather be a skinny crackhead than a fat oaf or you could be hushy than a fat oaf.
Both the double whammy, the double the obisio.
Fat crackhead.
The math whale.
Moby math.
I
Should go fight bag. Oh, so I need some heavy a book you
Fight night. No, no, no, no, I
Keep pressing that button. I don't know. I don't even know what but I'm trying to press. I don't ask me anything
My muscle memory tells me to present but I don't know why it's it's it I can't even remember what what what gave
What are you pressing?
F
Hey, amigos.
This dude's not with us.
It's something in arc.
Is it?
What is it?
Do an arc?
This flashlight.
Oh.
Oh.
Hahaha.
Is there any flashlights?
And out in the eyes?
You just walk around with your flashlight out in arc.
Hell yeah.
You know how long is he supposed to see?
Your eyes?
Oh.
Oh.
That's why they repeat the big box box.
Thank you.
That's why they pay you the big bucks
Yeah, and also I see us to inspect skin. Oh, okay. That's what's going on. That is 100% what's going on here
I inspect my knife everything
No, they're not I'm a factory new tiger this Krammichal you wish you had that
She's ass. Oh, it is not that's like
1500 bucks
It's so scratched up
It's factory do
those are the tiger scratches they're supposed to be there you dip ass
go go go how much you take your emerald booey knife all right well sell it
for a snickers bar
No, it's not
No fatties around here
I did I did go
I use another team
Oh there is another team
There's another team
Fogged that's all me
No one's on me
Another two
What do you mean careful races on console?
What does that even mean?
Console aim assistance
Tell me if we can win one
I might switch off the PK
Okay, the PK is kind of poop diarrhea, gonorrhea,
assyphilis, you talking about?
Try the, try the crawler, crawler's really good.
Well hold up now, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up now,
hold up, wait, what if, hold on now, hold on, wait,
hold up now, hold up, wait now.
Hold, hold on.
Hold up, wait now, hold on now.
What if, hold on, wait now, hold on now,
wait a minute, hold on now.
Holding?
Wait a minute hold on now
What if hold up now wait a minute hold on now son?
What hold up now wait a minute son? What if hold up?
Hold on now son. What hold on wait
What if we find the alternator?
Get the move I'm that sounds like the move to me
That sounds like all that for that that's a good decision
I'm wrapping the alternator fight night. Take us down. That's a pretty good fight.
I don't go fighting. Lucy don't. Okay. All right. Let's go. Well now we're gonna get our ship.
I
Perfect perfect give him a chance
Yeah, well since where we scared of predators
Yeah, he's like ten years ago or something he's wine he's wine when we weren't as good apex legends
I
Hit that button that's a mistake which is missing but oh no, it's my son. This is my son. Get your own
AHHHHHHHHHHH
One need to come off, one need to come off
Thank you very much, Omega
Burn this on the course
30 seconds
Keep on going, keep on going
Bass
Keep on going, I'm so big
Don't shield up
They're gonna push us, they're gonna push us
WAAAHHH
I'M IN THE BOOTBOOT, YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT
We're fighting fucking Lerty and Plat lobbies with that ass
Who the fuck is Lerty?
What?
Lerty? What the hell did you say?
me is that new serve I'm taking that that's my new
I came up with that
are you guys fucking pacifists shut up you fucking lirty
what is happening man we're going back in and we are winning this next game that's what's happening
that's what's happening my lirty my lirty
My mother learning.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
I just spanked my water everywhere.
Ha, ha, ha.
Fuck!
Time to get serious.
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
Oh man, this water everywhere.
Oh my God.
There's so wet everywhere.
Alright. Lock it in.
Lock it in. Lock it in.
It's time to get serious.
Three years, three years.
Eight times the charm.
Jack.
What?
You're locked in, aren't you?
Okay.
I'm trying my best, but I don't know what you need to do to your controller,
and turn that shit into maximum overdrive, okay?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Yep.
Introducing your champion, this is the one this is the one right here boys this is the one right here
You guys low-key son
Run
Here it is here we go boys here we go come on. I'm gonna get on 99
Okay, I got it. All right, I can still it for me. I mean after you sure I'm gonna hit my weapon and
my weapon
John
I don't know I don't know
No, I did really good. I did 200 damage
I mean I have one ball life find you literally is
My fire now
Oh
I
Win
Actually, it's like if you grabbed it off swan then you wouldn't instantly died. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh my oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, oh my goodness. Oh dude. Oh dude. Yeah, not yet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know how you instantly died there? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And I would have to wait for that to restart. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You instantly died and I have R9. Oh able to get the lifeline. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, because you died and I grabbed it. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, so you got the R99
Yeah
Can you do that for me?
Hey, why can't I see the screen no more? Yeah, what? Oh my god. I still got a purple. Well, I got time. It's just right
I'm running wing man. I'm ripping it. I'm ripping it. Oh, no. I'm ripping it. I'm ripping it. It's time to get serious boys. It's time to get serious.
I'm having a serious.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck it in the voice.
Who are you up to?
Can we go uh...
Phase driver for upgrades?
What do you mean?
Phase driver for upgrades?
Phase driver?
Yeah, phase driver for upgrades.
Phase...
Oh, you mean go phase driver for upgrades? Why are you so sad?
Ah, to see?
Well, I wanted to, I just didn't know how to say it.
Perfect jump head
No way guys all activated
Okay
I think the balls you know how to activate it is a is it? No, it's up here. Oh, that was attached
I
I
Yeah, I have
I'm going to check again.
Dude, let's get out of here!
Okay, we get in and we try to see if there's a lot of people.
Yo, let's go back to the Shaco double fire.
Faster, faster, faster.
Yeah!
360!
They're not going to be able to get over us.
Yeah, we're gonna walk him out of the circle, yeah?
Yeah, but they blew him.
Ohhhh...
Yeah, they went all the way to the right.
Who's in a car?
Oh my god.
Shit, whip.
Well, they both have a whip.
He's fired.
Take one deep.
Let's get him!
Get right here.
Oh, no.
I mean, we can just hold the map.
Take your fire, bros.
I'm a-coming up a-coming!
You see where I'm going?
Nice.
I'm shooting.
I'm on hold, I'm keeping one.
Charge!
One dead.
Got one.
We'll do what I-we'll do with that.
Good idea.
I think it was only test.
I didn't even want to die into it, dude.
100%-100% halogen.
I've been talking about finally I just have seven bullets
I'm going to take a quick peep at the sniper loadout, I'll be right back, you guys hold
that spot okay?
Okay, a ball is coming right for you.
Okay.
And the hand-chick of my weapon!
Weapon and haste.
And we have two next boys.
Can we get purple for you?
Purple what?
Shield.
You got a miss and a ring.
Good job.
These upgrade is going to be.
Fucking love when you enhance that shit.
Eeee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I just need my boy.
That's just the other boy.
Hit by a peanut.
Come on.
45 seconds.
You'll ring close, amigos.
Blue standard stock right there.
Stop it.
Mm-mm.
How you move with your fat?
What the hell?
I'm not even catching up with my stems.
You tech?
How's you doing with that?
My sperm count has tripled since I started watching your streams no joke.
It's a little something I offer here.
It's a little service I offer here at the Bungaloo Nation.
You're welcome, chef.
You are welcome, chef.
I want to try one of the mini perks one of the mini perks of being a buggy
I got a good package coming in
fact I can sit there and double jump
that's gonna kick
I don't know why I use a double jump
now there's only 60 fat we're kind of cooking for you
getting better
by the way one of my buggy finishers told me that his sperm count has tripled
since he started watching me and he's not even joking
Wait, how do you tell your sperm count you just you just kind of come on a rag and you count it? Oh
Shit, really? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you can count them if you do that 183 484
On the boys, I think oh coming coming coming. Oh, yeah
We're jumping right here
Oh
I got three of these fuckers.
Is that what it is?
I got a guy right here who want to get up top.
I don't know, but I'll turn it up.
Okay.
Let's jump up.
Let's jump up.
I'll turn it up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna take this.
I'm gonna take this.
I'm gonna take this.
I'm going in!
I'm up.
I got...
I got Ark.
It's a good Ark.
I hit two of them.
I'm broke.
Watch out, that's Hammies.
That's Hammies.
We need a Hammies.
What does that mean? What does that call out?
What's coming up?
He wants that, he wants that!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Go, go, go, go!
Nice game.
Nice game, buddy, guys.
Yup.
Find him, find him!
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh my god
The hell do you see that you just see that does the best game I've ever seen
Oh come on control
Look at the overlay
I
Got me all big meds
Why we met on board tell me on this
As much as much oh my god
You see that
He's a maniac
I
Mean we just hold this building before the squad we got this would be this
Yeah, we hope this side the building right? I'm gonna be hold. Hey, is there a hemlock here?
It's where hell you have if you guys see some oh here
I'm dropping in in 60.
You're doing?
Wait right here.
Oh there's a Kramer over there.
We've got him.
I got him low.
I got him low.
He's low.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
I got him.
I got him.
Go on, go on.
I should say now.
Careful.
There's a lot of teams all around us.
I got him.
We should have cleared back.
Yeah.
I'm going for the Kramer.
We should hold him.
We went.
I'm going for the Kramer.
Is he behind the infinite?
Is he on the infinite ammo thing?
No, I need it really badly.
Fireball.
Come on, come on!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Do you drop your meat? What do you drop?
I dropped a, uh, a hip lock.
Okay. Did you still have ammo on you or no?
Yeah, I got it. Here you go.
Thanks.
I need the, I need the, I need the, I need the thing.
I need the infinite ammo thing!
I need the, I need the, I need the, I need the thing.
Infinite ammo thing
Oh
You're back on the house boys
We're
We're
Time for me
Don't push him!
I don't see anyone!
I'm sending him, I'm sending him, I'm sending him!
One more line! Both of them! Both of them!
Promise!
Last one right here! One shot loba!
One shot loba! Spit on her! Right here!
God! One more!
I'm gonna die!
No way!
Oh yeah! We all played a vital role there at the end!
Good work team!
Good work!
Fuck yeah!
Eh, yeah!
Eh, yeah!
Fuck yeah, this shit was fucking place.
Shit.
Ah, peanut?
Peanut, peanut has zero kills.
What?
What?
You had zero kills.
What? Where? When? What?
Who you talking about? What? What are you saying?
Who? Who had zero kills?
What? What? Who? What?
what you had well I guess 11 oh let's get to the next game okay okay guys over
this next team guys only guys listen guys can we stop taking around talking
about whatever you guys talking about let's get serious can we get serious for
two seconds gee Jesus Christ you guys what we need to do is drag needs to pick
up the damn slack that's what needs to be happening right now that's it oh wow
10 only I don't know if you fit for this team. How much do you do a little bit less yapping?
A little bit more listening to the team leader. A little less yapping?
A little bit more listening to the team leader. Hey, a little less yapping?
A little bit more listening to the team leader. So this one we're gonna do this time.
Okay, since Jack obviously wants to just dig around and do nothing. I will be
leave the team to victory, okay? And we will be dropping.
That's my Gio, baby.
Yes, that's right. The IDL.
That's my Gio.
The Bone Collector.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
We won one.
It's time for it back-to-back.
Going up the Bone Collector, sir.
The Bone Collector.
The Bone Collector.
Well, so you know you actually don't have a bone in your weenus?
There's a bone in my penis
No, I said there's no bone in your penis. Oh, yeah, I don't have a bone. It's boneless
Like I like my pizza
I know that
What holds it up is magic and prayers
Shit, you need to pray a lot more
Fuck yeah, I shared
I think the fuck out of it, so I said Benz. Oh
I lock it in lock it boys lock it in I
Am choosing the best most optimal spot for landing that spot is
Do that one ball the swings now all right
I
Have to be 20 20 so far so trash. Oh, that's incredible
How does he do it?
I'm yummy. Hey, I still have a piece of my first kill of the game
Not yet not looking good
come on come on
in in in in in
look at it boys
okay okay
alright
okay
man
shield up
one more time come here bubble
one up
I've got my first kill yet, but I'm working on it.
You might have zero kills, but close he gets zero bitches
That's a fain chatter. All right, you who's paid the lady you have come on your stream every couple weeks
Oh
Damage that give it a sec
358, okay, there's a way to buy more games. Oh now I got more than you
But what broke you
I'm kind of nasty with this
Damage forming
I'm swinging the city.
I'm going in!
Okay, alright, I'm going out.
I thought you would.
I just wanted to drag that first.
That's a nice.
Got him, he's down, he's down.
I said, I said, I said I'm asking for one.
One shot dead.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Well, well, well, well, well, what do we have here?
Daddy, come with me.
What do we have here?
You call there fat boy.
Someone got an entry.
Squire, pull me.
Squire, pull me back.
Squire, pull me back.
That's mean.
All right.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good, that's good.
Good job, good job.
I'm kind of like you get more arrows for your bow or no no you got to pick them up or get a new bow
Okay, I would use the ball if I kind of like that I kind of like this bow here
Can I have that 2x that you got from that box?
I don't have one
Close you got that 2x that you got from that box
No, I need it. What do you mean you need it? I need it more.
I have a hemlock!
Okay, okay, you keep it, you keep it, you keep it.
Oh, they came in through the port hole!
Oh, they're porkeas!
Wait, yo, 3X!
Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Yeah, well, after you're done, there's a 3X here.
Got it!
Have the wrong item!
Hey, yo, PK, do you get it?
Dude, what the hell is this house doing in the middle of this circle?
This is never here.
You can't get hemlock. Yeah, there's a brand new I would just say what's fun. Whoa
We got that platformers here all the other made that
Or even craft arrows boys
Top shelf dump shelf. Yeah, I second job
dude how do I never have any whites um if you want they're not sort of being
I'll let you kill him for you.
How do I never have any replicators on the way?
I'm gonna go.
He's killing you.
I should have more of that.
Yeah, we have to loot.
I've got some white.
I'll pull you out.
Yeah, I'll finish this.
this is it yeah okay so yeah I need it yeah I'm around
ultimate accelerant here I can use that let's go here
let's go a thousand you got a problem here?
I'm gonna have my dick there blue energy I'm keeping it on me
rain closes in a minute enhance my lesson
I
Did we just do a full circle yes, yeah
Good thinking boys good thinking
We were
Oh
Okay, I'm dead guys there's another team over here. There's a whole other team right here on top of the three other teams
Oh dude, oh hello good shit, hello good shit
What a sweet like what a sweet
Hey guys, I'm dead
Recharging shields I have parents. Yeah, we're gonna have to craft them. I can craft them over here
Dude, I want to pad on that one fucking team in I
I landed out and then I landed in the middle of three gentlemen ready
That's a dual by the way, she was resting.
Yeah.
Army!
This is a hashtag ad chat or no.
If you know how to identify an ad,
really by saying hashtag ad,
can you assault?
I would use this chat.
Is that more stupid or less stupid
than people just asking about?
Is that advanced stupid?
Is that advanced stupid?
Is that guy like,
Give me one, give me one, give me one, give me one!
You so dumb, is he smart?
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
I can't read.
You see, I was thinking that too.
He would have a read.
Guys, poop corn means your help.
You worry boys, I'm coming to save the day!
Coming this way, coming this way, coming this way, coming this way!
Is that the cupboarder?
Stop, he's down!
Oh, that was you, sorry!
Stop!
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Guys, I would take that one.
I will take that he was consuming my entire screen, and I missed four before I hit him for the first time I
Was cooking though. I was cooking right before that
And we got 34 right points. Not two jabbies
She goes that summary she was going on here. Let's not look at the summary. Let's go on to the next game
You got your first kill though. That's kind of fucking late, right? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, no way
Hey, you got your first friend, huh?
Fuck you.
I got many kills.
I'm a predator.
Apex predator.
Back to back, season four, season five.
Don't you disrespect me, buddy.
No, you disrespect me.
You that disrespect, boys?
We'll not be tolerated.
We'll not be tolerated.
My name is Ray.
Yes, it might have been on Xbox, but it is still highly commendable.
Highly commendable.
Very commendable.
Closey, oh, he's reading.
Brack, tell him how hard it is to get Predator on a controller.
On PC, it's really hard because you play with half the aim system that console does.
And you're playing against the top professional players in the world.
But on console, it's pretty good.
I
Consulate just as hard
Yeah, you that was they don't call me the bungulator for nothing
Ride
Collector
Oh my god, what a sweet treat.
Nice man.
Oh, he's coming to finish me off, oh my god.
Oh my god, what do I owe you?
Is this part of the massage or is this an extra fee?
Where's your character?
He's just looting.
He's toiling with his food.
He's toiling with his food.
Oh my god, I'm sure it's on him.
Ooh, can't get me.
Oh, can't get me.
Oh, who could put you up?
Oh
I believe these wanted to later on I think we suck and we died we lost
Speed running back to the lobby is crazy just a minute before the first time Jack's first time Jack
rack sold
Yeah, I'll end it I'll end you guys really really really hot
Now that was too hot
I think I got shot before my feet touched the ground close
Could the guy hey nice only 14 more to go once you're done
I'm gonna go for some balls here
Let him come to 30 seconds until close are these guys your cousins
Okay, I know way
He can't be stopped how's he doing
Got a controller, so broken.
Oh, do I need that caller?
I'm getting shot!
I'm so dead.
Oh my god!
Nah, you got this!
You got this, you got this, Chief.
I'm so dead.
Get shit on! Get shit on!
Get back! I got this in the bag!
That's okay! That's okay, boys! That's okay! That's okay!
I let it win tomorrow.
Well, this next one is the one, 150%.
Hey, listen, I think we should go around and do a quick team
affirmation.
What do you guys think?
OK, I'm in.
OK, OK, all right.
Coach, you go first, then.
Oh, fuck, I'm muted.
Peanut, I like the way you fucking suck at this game.
OK, all right.
OK, my turn.
Hey, all right.
I like the way we started the day by playing Path of Titans and absolutely running around like idiots not knowing how to get to each other and then uninstalling the game the second we got to each other.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, Drac, I liked the way that when you first used keyboard and mouse yesterday,
you were the equivalent of a lobotomized Helen Keller on Queen.
Matt.
No, I was going to say Matt, but that would make him good.
I'm sure.
A marijuana of lobotomized Helen Keller.
And that's what I like to see about you.
That's my team information.
Okay, I like that.
Okay, Greg.
I feel better doing that.
Team Break! Team Break!
I said now it's time to win the game!
Yeah, I agree.
I wonder what would happen to Helen Cullen if he'd get high.
You've never seen or heard anything. What do you even...
I mean, you gotta...
I mean, she probably gets pretty crazy.
Yeah, you're gonna tell me she flew a plane?
She didn't fly a plane.
She didn't fly a plane.
She played a high, put her arms out to her side, and go weeeeee, I'm flying!
I'm the joltmaster!
She didn't fly!
Exactly, it's like, you're flying the plane, right, Ellen?
Yeah, she, yeah, no.
They put a fan in front of her face, and gave her a detached jean reel from an old Ford FQ bimmy.
You're doing it!
Weeeeee!
That never happened.
I locked it in, boys, locked it in.
She was a pilot?
Well, she wasn't a pilot!
What was I supposed to do?
She's supposed to make you flip like
I fight night
I got more kills on CS than you have on apex tonight. Yeah
No, you got walking in. I'm walking in. I'm walking in. I'm walking in. I'm walking in here. We go walking in boys walking in
Look at it
Oh, yeah, wingman. I'm already ripping it. I'm already going crazy. I'm already going crazy.
Good luck. I already left.
I'm the one behind her.
Is the ball right there in case you can run into a gimme?
Wait, oh, oh, wait. Should I take the ball?
Honestly, stop it. Do you want a 3-0-1?
Oh, no. Use the ball. Use the ball.
I
Where they at let me out of time for the redemption round
I
This lady going you're looking at the epitope of strength and down a little bit. I'm just closing thinking around
Well back right here
You can get a Quinn in a mission like this.
Well, I'm gonna do double P-2020 boys.
I've already set up for the whole match.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We charge your bow with a nade.
Yeah.
You can do that?
Yeah, you got to expose your bow.
Whoa.
I'm sorry.
We hold up.
I need some grenades.
You got 30 damage.
Here, take this.
We can just use it as a regular bow to have to change how I use it.
You just charge it up.
Now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking.
I will be taking that good shit, thank you good shit.
No, that's, no, that's, that's, oh, oh, they did it.
Yeah, they did it too.
Whoa.
I like what they did to the smell.
A lot.
I
Got so many grenades we're kind of cooking boys
I
Think the power seriously it's the best trust they buffed that yeah, they buffed it dude. It's really fucking good
Did I swear?
Three round burst some mouse and keyboard is the hardest thing ever. I know I
Cannot
It's not to be run first. I see the five numbers. I understand. Yeah, any game that has a burst. I
I can't use it. I can't use it. I can't use it with a damn
Yeah
I'm a Kano.
Jitter Amy is kind of better in theory than in real practice.
It's good on the flat line, but honestly,
I would love to grab a hand block.
Dude, there's so many.
I pinged so many.
No, you didn't.
I was going this way, boys.
We're going to go into the circle and start blasting.
All right.
Yeah!
yeah this is looted let's find who looted it and kill him I'm gonna grab this
if you blow on me though they've got to be in here boys 150% inside the
turbine there's always there what is this room
Hey guys, new roovalard, new roovalard!
Whoa!
Oh shit.
Whoa!
This new?
Yes.
Wait, let's go up there.
I might see people over here.
I
Had to get over there
Cozy come on guys
You're so teeside you're about to witness racist foul you're about to witness greatness
your paper
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, oh, new room alert, new room alert to this.
I'm boys.
Yeah, I'm not there.
What's your door?
They had to push in here.
I should have been on me.
I'm on track in a bubble fight.
What's the name of that person?
All you know is true or not.
We talk about an apex.
Yeah, it's fun.
Bob and Patrick.
Right.
go down here everybody has been beaming
all right you write down whoever beat you
the phone yeah
wait one shot one shot if you just shot
your gun if you think I'm a pacifist
Oh
Get back!
Nice, the Ctm starts.
Take this, fool!
Oh my god, I'm gonna start.
Have a little bit of goop.
I can't get to you, there's a- there's a- there's a-
Pull over here.
Watch your back, Danny. There's another team on the door.
That guy's one, that guy's one, that guy's one!
He's gonna kill another team.
Oh my god!
I got a whole team.
The story was going to get on board.
Three.
The rings along the way ahead.
She got two down in there.
I killed three in here.
I killed three.
One shot, absolute one shot in the corner.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Go with him, go with him.
I'll watch you die.
I
Think you
The team that I down reset the team that I down reset
Charge in my bowl
What
All you guys holy shit, you're kind of cooking boy. We're kind of cooking. I'm not a shoddy emma
Motion bow is crazy. He was nasty
Gotta go to the children boys need to revive right here to survive to to to
Get a boys
I lost I lost a fight
Yes, I'll be all three right here
I
I
He's running when you come back you come back
Oh
We got a good job zone a chap. Yeah, it's over here
Oh
What that he's died
Let's check out that summary for a second
not looking good boys not looking good
In the fuck up Jack let's get those damage stats up to quad digits. What do you think chief?
Coop corn is the team leader for a good reason for a good reason the hemlock is fucking insane
Oh, yeah, he told me I had time to revive. I would have to revive it. I couldn't see him. I just
You push
We got fourth that's that's something to be proud of that's something to be proud of
Okay, so in this game there are top five streets
Somebody back
And mr. Jiggy
What good man could I have made?
Thank you, my boy.
He's a better damage to kill ratio than you, though.
Damage to kill ratio, buddy.
Damage to kill ratio?
What does that even mean?
What does, break down me.
What that could possibly mean?
What does that even mean?
What does a damage to kill ratio?
I worked for him.
Oh, pan him.
Mm.
Introducing your champion.
No such thing as auto-wayman.
I think you are not good at.
I don't think so.
Listen, Jimmy Johnson, you'd be right.
You would be correct.
I'll sit back and watch the master play.
All right, Jimmy Johnson?
Jimmy Johnson, whip out your quill and your scroll.
All right?
I want you to get a little candlelight going.
All right?
title of things I learned from P.
I'm
we say some we say a little something right here
We say a little something right here
All right, close you take us down nice and easy
Take us down
easy. Jumping in. Hang on. Hey,
By the way, apparently your item pick up to ping ratio was better than mine or something.
So you win, Drake. What happened? I don't know. Something about it. Something about
a distance ran to jump ratio. I'm not certain. I'm not sure either. I'm not. Yeah, I don't
I'm not I'm not certain, but apparently that means you better than me
The kind of kids
Yeah.
Did you hear your family?
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Is the boy right there?
Oh, he's dead.
Mm-mm-mm.
Sweet lips a little bit.
How is this bad boy?
He's flat.
How was that, Amy?
Damn.
Aw, that on me.
Oh, take off, take off, take off, take off!
Is he ready? Is he ready?
He's behind that pole!
Come on, you're not that weak.
AHH!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
GOOOOOOOD!
Isn't that safe?
I, I, I, I, I didn't do a lot.
I didn't do a lot, pal.
I hit him one time. I have one time. I was
Gold backpack
I
Called a g about my dad you guys eat
I
Guys I eat a hemlock. I use a hemlock or the other Bojack
Do the hemlock's kind of fucking nasty?
Yeah, I need to get myself a hemlock. Let me know if you boys see one
Gold Sentinel here. Oh my god. Let's not get it
Okay, so I'm gonna say first of all
The two what you guys I think
Back to you so good. Yeah back back here. Oh the hit box and
We were so power out there. I'll drop a I'll drop quick you
Yeah!
Guys, there's a heavy thing right here.
The turbinel.
We go over yonder and grab ourselves a couple of hip-locks.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I got too much, I got too much.
Right there.
One down.
Go, go, go!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Give me one more.
Yeah!
Give me absolute, give me absolute.
my old my old my old my old
Nice nice nice
He touched it. Hey good work. He's not to tell me
There's a heavy here
much my wingman's hitting right now so I drop it
pretty fucking way inside the entrance of one
do that
do that
what's that
I'm reading hemlock wingman is that crazy
you're crazy you're you're crazy Susan
Susan you're crazy
hip lock what now
She was in the crazy!
I guess I can do it.
I should hear that.
What was the hemlock? What?
Holy deck hemlock, I just dropped it.
Oh, thank you, Drew.
What is it on the tip?
That'd be smooth cream on the hemlock.
What's that?
What is that?
Okay, if you hit left on D-pad on the hemlock, it...
Oh, fuck, you guys aren't in the K.
Let me hit the D-pad real quick.
You see the left one?
Yeah, shit.
Yeah, go ahead and let the chief nice
Nothing happened that'll happen deep end might have some slew John's or do something nice
Bottle be boys. I thought it just ensures windows. That's fucking dumb
Yeah
All right
Let's go find our next victims
Demons like you pick up arrows off the body. I think it sticks them inside the boxes up there. Okay, I got the top of it
No, I'm not muted, okay, we need a damage check. Oh there's that to wait what you guys have
What in the left right here?
Oh, I got big boozled!
You trick me, boys, you trick me!
Boys are no real guy the whole time!
You're gonna be up here, no!
It's not that big of a visual man!
It's not that big of a visual man!
Come over here!
He's behind this rock!
Yeah, oh my god
Yeah
Let me just come them wait, I'll just come in and
man again
Did they change just pure why what the fuck what's the name? I could just wear that rocket speaking to the left
I
Oh!
W-Wingman is...
What?
I don't know why.
I don't even fucking hate it.
Oh my goodness, he's got a word.
Pack and Heed.
You guys got everything you need!
Infinite ammo.
That's gotta be him.
100% 100% we'll get the guy!
Yeah, that is it.
He's in the road to the road.
Just log in.
Hard.
Come on!
Surrender!
And twice.
It's a new team
What's that? Run!
Oh, I'm trying! Oh, my God!
Go, go, go!
He's rising up. He can turn.
He just made this.
This is the launch.
We can jump in.
We're the edge.
We're the spawner.
Here, here, here. One.
Over here, over here!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, fuck. That guy's in place. That guy's in place.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Get down there.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm gonna die.
I'm a die-hard fan
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. All right, who's to blame?
All right, let's just get the next match
All right, okay
Okay, I might grab another silly juice. I think you're right. All right. I'm dropping those silly juice
I have to turn, I have to turn!
I can't wait to get him, I'll see you soon tonight.
intentionally trying to beat Clips. That's right.
That's right. That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah. You get me? I mean, gotta get the content.
That's what I say. I mean, you would like me when I'm angry.
This is what I'm trying to see on that one.
I
Ain't there inside the rig
And they don't get weapons there. I don't know why they maybe they're stupid
Maybe well, I got that long penis him lock addition
I mean long penis edition. I mean him lock long penis edition
Don't you worry?
I missed again.
Yeah, I want flatline.
I missed three more times.
Wait, hold up, boys.
I'm kind of cooking.
All right.
I don't know.
All right.
Let's do this thing.
I'm looking for R90.
What?
You just died.
Yeah.
That's anyway, but once I'm subscribed.
Oh, my goodness, these guys look like they know what to do.
to do it holy shit did you start around on me oh my god they're coming I try to just
He instantly killed me, huh?
I had more of the same, then.
I fought.
Good job, sir.
There's one on drag.
Good to watch, good to watch. I'm coming back.
Go, go, go!
I'm on drag.
God, damn!
Yo, what are you doing?
I got too much, good to watch.
Sorry, that gave me some time.
It's not a Q and J for me!
Oh my god wait actually who's the other guy?
Who is that?
Oh no the Gibby was the Gibby who is the other guy?
That's my fault, that's my fault
I think you just kind of did everything that's right
I fought my fault boys
I'm sorry guys I think full responsibility
Yeah, that's fine
I just walked in and died
I didn't do anything
I
Then even makes a feeling better you went up against
2.6 amuses
That's a
No, I didn't oh there's no way there's no way I died
But I believe that says
1p I
Dammit.
Okay, the only game we won tonight, you had zero kills, okay? I don't wanna hear it.
The only time you outdamage me is if I instantly die, I'll spawn.
How much is 25 damage?
Is that one hemovshot?
Could be two.
I didn't even have a hemlock.
How did you-
What now?
I threw one through my head and someone-
You were cooking them though?
Not through Dabby.
Not through Dabby.
All right, next game, next game, at least we need to get Twyton's play.
My fault, my fault.
Here we go.
Was it Drak number two in the world at some point?
Keyword, C, point.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he was actually so
good. They put his controller in the Hall of Fame.
Yep. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
It's in a glass cube in the apex Hall of Fame.
Next to a rose toy.
You shit.
Next to a 13 inch bad dragon.
Steve.
It was incredible, it was just nice to see.
All right, now to get serious, now to get serious.
I'm ready for an LTA breeze.
Repeat the finals in so
a dignity and competitive, I know how good the finals are, Steve.
I played that with boys' critical.
I think I just longed less hair.
I'm confining.
I'm just tugging on that behind a Wendy's in two in the morning on a Thursday.
I'm the Joltmaster.
No!
You go in for Shimele's chili.
We land late?
We do not.
I had to be so bad.
What do you not do?
Ahhhh!
Hey, why does he want us to land late? I forgot.
I think he did.
He-
Hey, what is he doing?
What did you do, Ed?
Did you poop in?
Did you poop in?
I'm good.
Oh, welcome back!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Good things, good things.
I said it was a mage.
Quite a mage.
I'm going to get a mini-battery.
I'm not here to see you.
Enhancing my weapon!
Hey, I'm here.
What are you doing to the balls?
What are you looking at?
It's a really bad server.
I have a charge rifle.
I don't know what to do about that.
Oh my god, I'm assed.
Okay.
Oh
go go go go go go go
contact contact contact
touch it down touch it down
oh no I'm dying you sticky gas
keep going keep going keep going
come on
alright he's missed every shot
he's right here he's right here
super low super low super low
oh you dick
come on come on come on
Oh
Don't you worry close you we got job right there. I'm good. I just got moving in one step. Oh sure dry fall
We win
Nice playbo, thank you good shit. Thank you good. Thank you good shit. Oh
Oh
Dammit, I just got baited by a chatbot
There's some fatherless pussy that's been chatbotting my stream for the past like three
I just read nice nice play, bro. I could tell it was one of them
I felt pretty good for a second. I felt pretty good. I tell you that. Okay
Okay, he's fucking funny
Is he doing it to you, too?
And don't worry I will I will I honestly wasn't gonna do anything. He's a pretty lazy, but he came I can say time
I'm gonna make that motherfucker have to buy a new PC in Japan to watch twitch again
Oh, yeah, don't you worry chief? Don't you worry?
I need to recharge my shields.
Hey, did that actually, someone did say niceplanp.on YouTube, and that one's not getting zap on it, that one's real.
No, it's real, it's real! Larry Boss Regress, 4551!
Gosh, yeah, it's Larry Boss Regress.
Yeah, that sounds kind of fake.
Yeah, man.
Larry thinks I'm very good, actually.
So, fuck you.
Thank you, Larry. Thank you.
Larry this is where you type you're just kidding. I'm not ready to eat one.
Oh! Tango! Tango! Tango!
Oh you guys are one fuck.
It's just one.
He's so low, he's one shot, he's one shot!
He's bottom damn turner, he needs something.
Oh my god, he's one shot again.
Why is it a row?
Holy shit, how do you do so fine?
You got it.
You got it.
That's it.
Do you guys use the double tap on the alternator?
I don't, but it's really good.
Yeah, Hideout told me to use it, and even though he kinda sucks at playing the game, he doesn't make the game, and he knows.
That is true.
Mhm, mhm, mhm.
And that's all we can, just ask.
You got me for the night?
Yep.
Who's better, closer, or peanut?
Oh.
They even a question I actually don't know. Well, let me thanks again. I won't take it again. I got a text again
The only way peanuts better than me is if I'm
15 beers in
No, but peanut did drop like a 5k when I was playing with him in ranked
Yeah, you guys were at end of season and you were in gold
go to AK game yeah right with AK game and right though you did oh my goodness
what he was facing bronze for single bad single bad and pregnant moms
We're not done with that.
We're gonna get tagged.
We're gonna get tagged.
We're gonna get one right there.
Oh, he's watching.
Oh
Sweet sweet sweet sweet
I'm coming back. Don't you worry, oh my god, I'm 40 feet there
Oh my goodness!
AHHHHH!
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
Watch out, one, one, one!
I'm coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up!
I told you, I did!
Oh shit.
I'm working on it!
He's just invincible!
Got him, got him!
Got him got him!
I know what I mean, I know what I mean!
I'm broke I'm broke!
I can't move I can't move!
YEEAAAHHH!
Why do I keep...
Oh my god I have no shield heals!
I have zero shield heals!
What's the meaning of these shield heals?
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here!
He's there, he's there!
Did they mark?
They're behind!
AHHHHHH!
DARREN!
HOOOOOOOP!
No, the ass is fuckin' gone.
Oh, now we're dead.
Take this.
Eeeyup.
And laughing boys, and laughing.
Hmm.
Okay, that one's from our ass first.
Yeah, that one's from our ass first.
Yeah, that one's from our ass first.
It was the same guys' ass game that thirsty me across the fuckin' map.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Hold up, let's see, let's see what's going on here.
Let's see
Mr. Drag
Damage, yeah, but at least I can finish men off. Okay, I'll put you with your
I'm cooking out there, buddy. I'm cooking I'll be back
Let's see you play public party we play public party like we go
of the year we could compete at thank you mr. Sakes thank you mr. Sakes these
who's they don't respect us they don't respect us
Hmm
Of you PCS time
You are getting comment by the really golden apex really what makes you think that really?
What makes you think that don't you worry? I'm worried thanks to the gentleman have fun
Why you can't chief have fun while you can you are about to have a rude awakening big man
I hope you didn't spend too much time building that
Yeah boys, I'm not for me to YouTube and kick for the night until they handle that guy I apologize to apologize
This gentleman
We the finals of these guys
Using the charge over because it's it goes bad. You can blame the guy and if you do great. You're the best
The bronze evens of apex. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir
Oh
These you would be sick
Please see it to the Yopay place to see us do Yopay hop on to see us to play like my couple games my couple games yeah
Sub mode only oh my goodness did he doesn't get to use this program before I rip it now
Good thinking boys, good thinking.
He doesn't even get to use it.
I'm telling you boys, if you did it to another place, you would only get banned on that guy.
I'm telling you, that guy's whole program is going to get ripped to fucking shreds.
I promise you that, I promise you that.
Doesn't even get to use it because I need it.
Oh my goodness, I didn't even think about that.
I didn't even think about that.
Here we go, ready up.
What a loser all right you guys ready?
Yeah, oh, yeah, fucking it wish lucky it lock it in boys lock it in
I
Yeah, I did!
I'm out!
SHIT I SAID I FUCKING SAID!
Right here, right here, one guys!
Stand back out of the way!
He's watching, he's watching!
Oh my god.
Weeeee!
Mademoiselle me?
Mademoiselle me?
Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
Anyone?
Go go go go go go go go go!
It's emergency!
I knocked one, I knocked one!
One right here and one right here!
It was one, it was one, it was one!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I did it!
I got it!
We win?
No, one.
No, I know, I know, I know, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be late somewhere.
Yeah, watch, watch, watch, I'm moving this one!
Broke him, broke him!
Dude, don't let this guy run, man. How the fuck did he get away?
How do you help, how do you help, how do you help?
Oh my god!
You're better than me!
No!
Wait, wait, how many, how many?
Oh team, oh team!
My goodness!
Be thankful I only killed you.
What do you mean?
Shrae, Shrae, you partially did it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
All right, look for me, look for me, look for me.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Get the fuck in my hoots.
Just run, just run, just run.
Run the gas, run the gas.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
We ran into them four times today.
Hey, that's the same guys?
It's a different thing.
Ah, different thing, guys.
guys how about this
and then we hit the CS2 what do you guys think
you get a quick W and then we hit the CS2
I would know if Dylan Dennis was in here I would know trust me there's a stand to him
Is it?
It's a whiskey and sorrow, kidlessness.
We were playing Pirates, no Pirates is tomorrow.
By the way you boys ready for a sea of these?
I think we can pretty hard dee
make these
yeah how long are we doing that?
the whole night!
you don't want to try Pass of Titans again?
wait you want to what?
you don't want to try Pass of Titans again?
although that was a great day
I had a lot of fun
not really
I think it would be fun if we could play it actually
That would be pretty cool. That would be cool. Yeah, it does suck that some games we literally just can't play cuz we stream.
That is
Follow me boy, follow me boy
You can do this
I
Would write the beekeeper you yeah, and hand-tick my weapon
Right here
I
Good digging, good digging, went down, went down.
Coming around.
Forty five seconds.
Can we just walk in?
One on me, one on me.
Ben, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Keep on going, keep on going, keep on going, keep on going.
I hold you, I have a piece of that.
I need to hit him on HAP.
One more HAP, one more HAP!
No!
Go, go, go, go.
I got you.
Nice. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
What? What? What did we breathe?
Oh my god.
Oh wait, where's this guy's teammates?
Oh wait, the other guys. Look at this guy.
Look at where their one teammate is.
What? How do you see that?
Yeah, I see that
The other guy was in turbine
Are you serious? Yeah, perfect perfect perfect perfect
All right, well, let's go to the time I said dick stop that I'm not closing. All right
What's your everybody say everybody's I said I called dragon dick
And then yeah, yeah, buddy. I'm not close. Yeah, I felt put it on for a crime on it for a second
We won't we game you want to see us to you guys what we're gonna see us to
One more game, and then CS2.
It's getting the boys.
Let's see what our game is.
Think about how much fun we can have, gambling.
That is true.
That is true.
Guys, one more game, or CS2?
Oh, I had to.
Huh?
I need to go on CS2.
Let's do CS2. You guys ready?
Okay, okay, I got it. I got it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh
Why did you do this shit?
All right, well we won one that's
That's not too bad one one is pretty good one is pretty good. I'll take it. Oh
Better than zero
Wait, hold on. Is this new music?
I'm in a home Depot commercial
I can build a treehouse right now you hear this you guys get the same song I'm getting
I'm not a game yet.
I am 4 F 150 commercials.
Holy crap.
They had some new jams.
All right, time to see you.
It's your thing.
I'm actually feeling the golden item.
I'm not getting gold.
I'm not getting gold.
I am feeling it. I am feeling it. I got drunk and lost so many more cases, and it was all blues
Perfect perfect perfect. I hope in Lake 500 cases is it. All right, let's do this thing
Here we go
Swap is bad boy
Here's my counter strike one
Okay, there it is.
Okay, all right, I'm in.
What cases are we opening tonight boys?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You're not coming.
You're not coming.
No, I'm coming.
Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop.
The night is young.
Mr. Ryan don't you worry we're getting that gold don't you worry Ryan I feel it I feel it
It's been etching us for two weeks now that crappy one doesn't count
Play super smash those now that's a game that's a game right that's you I've got that on the Wii over there
Oh, they're other we that switch or whatever
Where's the dinos kid we're working on it mr. Matthew. It's me. I'm working on don't you worry
You guys are cooked without Timmy. I feel like I
Feel like we're fucking do better without Timmy
I
Think we are taking the opponents from
Ivy League college graduate nerds to yeah, yeah
Some moron with a spoonful of crack. I mean I I feel like I mean although Timmy is great at the game
I think we got a pretty good, I think we got a pretty good chance here, I think we got a pretty good chance.
Uh, mmmm.
Oh Mr. Tanner, my boyfriend's a white good man, good man!
Thank you, my white good man, you do good, I let you down.
Let me do, alright, let me get some cases, what do you open in, Mr. Cozy?
Um, I'm probably gonna do Dreams and Nightmare.
Are you sure?
Well, yeah, man, I ended up buying three Bravo cases last night, and they were $100.
But the Dreams of Nightmares Reds are now probably some of the most expensive Reds,
are they not?
Well, Dreams of Nightmares, you have a chance to get the most expensive knife in the game.
No, no, no, that's not true.
The most expensive knife in the game is the Kramit Blue Jam, but like, yeah, honestly,
I think now that the Reds are all expensive, wait, hold on, let me look it up.
I don't, no, I don't know.
I just, nah, Kramit Blue Jam.
Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, you're right.
AK-47 Nightwish, if that's...
Oh, you might actually have cracked the code right here.
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Why an AK-47 Nightwish is only...
like, $70?
Isn't...
I mean, how much are Hyperbeast factor news? Aren't those like $120?
Like, every other case has reds priced around $100 to $120.
But Dreams of Nightmares has some of the best gold.
Why...
Why are they why would this be low red prizes?
It makes sense, right?
Would that be the most expensive?
Volume of reds opened, but still, if the knobs are expensive, it would stand to reason the
the reds are expensive. Mm hmm. I think so.
How is subjective? I've got Gandhi over here.
His case is out.
Butterfly
Doppler. Oh, in your mind.
Okay, let's get let's get some let's get some decent nightmares. I don't know what the price of that is low
But yeah, we'll dream though. They're only like two. They're $2 a case to compare to like the yeah
That's what I'm saying. Although it has the best chance for for knives. I don't understand that
Yeah, that'd be the one that wouldn't say the reason this could be the most expensive
Well, you could also get dog shit knives like the shit. I got you know me. Oh
I got a $30 knife
That's incredible. I'm pretty sure that's the lowest value knife in the whole game. Yeah, yeah, it might be
I think you're about to set a record. Yeah, yeah, actually you might be I'm not joking.
Oh, okay, the prices for the juice nightmares is jumped 65 cents per case. Yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Thanks guys, thanks guys, thanks guys, appreciate it guys, thanks guys, thank you guys.
I don't see you on well I might be appearing on live I'm getting some cases
copy
Okay, yeah, not a mind went through because of the price jumps
Quickly buy it before the regulators did it quickly quickly quickly
There we go, all right, I'm not 20 of them. Yeah, you're 20
Here we go.
All right, God!
I was good to go!
You guys ready?
Math on pretense will be playing to math on the right.
Don't you worry.
is legit when you get used to it. Are you sure that game is bad? It's just bad because everybody says it's bad.
Is it like where everybody gets together and just says it's bad because they don't like Call of Duty?
Or is it actually bad?
OG?
OG Blackout was way better. It's okay now. It's not bad at all, honestly.
Yeah, you can never tell what the with the big name companies with indie games people will just tell you if it's a good or bad
If it's like a known company
You have no idea. We'll just talk it out their ass. It's good. Yeah, baby. What baby? That's what Nick said
Played one game it was ass. Well, that's good enough for me. Good enough for me sounds like he's exported to the full extent
We pregame lucky case.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I bite.
Hold on, let me get this going real quick.
Okay, that's got to scan.
How'd you go, girl?
Wait, where are you at, Mr. Jack?
What?
Where are you at?
I'm here.
I'm waiting for the invite.
I don't see you online.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Ooh.
There's I-fuck-Penance-Mom.
Nope.
Yeah, I'm aware that Gigi.
I can see the picture of Gigi in the square.
What is your name?
Ooh-Woo.
Ooh-Woo?
Yep.
Like UW-Woo?
Yeah.
Wait, you're down 1,000 points for this, sir?
I'm actually gonna get ranked like 8k
If we back that never what never give up
I'm down to 17,785 so I go good thing I had a win rate of 66.67% yesterday and now it's 45 point 45
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We can't play. Oh my goodness. Lucky Drac is too terrible to play with us. Lucky K-Zelman?
Yes.
And I was scammed. Okay, let's get Timmy and who's our fan?
Wimps is on.
We're getting webs is he cool?
He's good. Oh, yeah, we'll get webs and we'll get oh wait. Oh, look at them. He'll get them. Who do we play with yesterday?
we played with Timmy and
Genji I believe Genji Genji is it John?
Let's see what's this one? And then which doesn't respond to Genji. Yeah, okay. I think Rogue should be on too rogue
Yeah, we get rogue. Let me see it. Let me see if we go to Timmy's team will play
You play it for the love of the game.
Shut up son, wait, you have his phone number?
Fuck, buddy, I'm kind of tapped in, buddy's kind of tapped in, he's using read it aloud
live on stream right now, that's what you should do, let me go to my contacts, that's
I'm also a colloquy then is what what what no not me
Him a number plus one
chill
Sunk fallacy with these cases at this point I
Was that me again? I learned that in school was it?
sunk fallacy
The drug policy is a cognitive basis where individuals are biased, where individuals
continue an endeavor, a project, or relationship even when it's detrimental solely because
of previous investments of time, money, or effort.
Ah, gold's right around the corner.
True.
In fact, the gold is right here, buddy.
The gold is right here.
a purple not too shabby not too shabby boys not to shabby you can't see me yeah
What the fuck?
Is it coming?
You stupid stream and viewers.
I'm a fucking waste of time watching this BS.
What the fuck?
He later pussy.
Oh wait.
You know, I think you invited whatever old thing used.
Wait, what?
Oh, wait, we can.
remember he was a hole last night?
Let's go.
What?
Uh, I invited you.
No, you're off the count.
I just three-point invited Pablo.
Yeah, Pablo, yeah, Pablo is Timmy.
I invited him.
Yeah, but that might be the hole.
You're not picking up what I'm saying.
God damn it.
Oh!
No, no, no, that's Timmy.
That's Timmy.
That's real Timmy.
That's Timmy's real account.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not stupid.
I know that I know that you just mean that guy's a mean man. He's a mean man
We getting up we getting is anything happening right now
yeah are we doing anything we're making any progress and I think you guys open
20 case okay hold up guys but where guys is anyone texting whims beyond
inviting him in a game that he's not playing right now
wait okay going to bed I was just opening cases down to play another day
for sure thumb fuck himself all right let's do my dumb dumb fresh easy dumb
enough you guys peanut oh
good good good yeah I could text rogue if you want I text rogue and Genji okay
Hmm
Oh
Let's see right Jinji come play with us on CS 2
All right, wait wait wait now we're making progress
We get a quick gold you guys are my guess might be gonna get a quick golden. Oh, yeah, thank you sir
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Oh
Oh my god, she got in the way!
What?
How did I see?
I got there.
Until I open this next case, until I open this next case, right here, and I'm in scan.
Okay.
That's one more, that's one more, that's just a quick one, that's just a quick one.
And I've been scammed.
All right, grab your quick one, grab your quick one.
Just quick one, just quick one.
And I've been scammed.
All right, okay, I've already forgotten.
Are we making any progress on this?
Yeah, yeah, Rogueson, Rogueson.
Rogueson, up?
Okay, we need one more guy.
Who's the last guy?
Did you text Genji?
Denny, I don't have a way to-
I texted Gigi, but she is not responding.
No, guys, is Gigi streaming?
You one more guy, you one more guy to play.
He's sending a message.
Did you message Timmy?
He couldn't be here.
Yeah, I did, I did.
Who, what are you saying?
We call him, call him on his cellular device.
I thought I had his number, dude.
Then who did you text?
Bro.
No, the one when you texted Timmy.
Who did you text?
I have no idea.
Oh, gotcha, okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Oh, Gigi is not shooting.
I don't think she's playing.
Guys, we have to have five people to go on this game.
Who can we play with?
Other than Rogue, because Rogue's already joined.
We need one more guy.
We need one more, who?
Anyone in the world to play with, we need one guy.
Is Rogue with Lyric?
I will not, Azure!
Let me look.
You sure I'm playing?
Well, let me get gold for quick for good luck.
Daddy, now for your game.
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
That was, that was not good.
What about me trying to stay shot playing?
Yeah, I passed at that time.
Let's just come in at some point.
That was, that was exhausting.
Hell, I listen to you right now.
Absolutely fantastic.
I will heal you. Yeah, I don't know you fucking did it
You fucking did it
No, my okay, who here's a fan of the band ghost
If we need one I have an iron. I don't know that it's okay. Um, I
Don't know that was
Oh
Is voice critical playing we literally cannot play the game unless we have four five people. Oh wait wait voice critical playing
He's just watching the video. Let's get voice critical. Is he playing with guys? Is voice critical spacey is two?
I guess someone's really good. It's getting pretty crowded now
Oh my god, it's just a full only motive. I don't know. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Guys, I can't come in this chapter two fucking game. Oh my god. Guys, guys, somebody.
I'm getting someone. Get moist! Get moist! Gonna go out of that guy!
Okay, well, nevermind. It's okay. I won't ask.
No, wait. I forgot to follow moist. I should have been following him. And now I can't talk in this chapter two days.
Good get one of you guys text voice critical. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got a
I've got a text voice critical, Peter. I've got voice on DMs. I've got voice on DMs. Wait, wait, what's his name?
Oh my gosh, guys, his name is not voice critical. I'm just going, damn it. I have no idea what it is.
Literally no idea. You've got to be kidding. Guys, what would voice critical?
What would his discord name be? And we had to make one. What would it, what would it, Charlie? Oh, yeah, Charlie.
No, that's not, no, that's not it either. Damn it. I don't know what it is. I know I have money somewhere though. Oh
My god, of course, it's not just moist critical. Damn it. Oh
My goodness. Oh
My goodness. Oh
People in the other team in the team in
Penguin
I don't know what it is.
Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Wait, wait, wait, I see it.
I see it, I see it.
I found his name, I found his name.
Perfect.
Wait, I take some, I take some.
You probably should play this out a bit more.
We've, he said no.
Oh, okay.
Get truck.
Alright.
Alright.
said no okay get drunk or drunk fuck who just get somebody out time to play the
game they're literally anybody he's always case of plan right now I got
scammed again as if we made any progress I got rolled but where the hell is he
I think he's extracting.
He's extracting?
I think so.
I'm gonna get scammed a couple more times.
Alright, balling.
Alright, another blue, another blue. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Want to speed delight? Want to speed speed?
I
We got wrong me one more guy who's a good guy who's a good guy guys
Dennis can you please walk in there? Close you? What are you doing? I do have a big guy or not?
I'm calling him. I'm calling Dennis
But you're calling close. He's already see you get past. I'm here
It's case of play it is case of play welcome
I think he's just playing right now
We see
Played some game get get get a good drunk
But you fucking kidding me get truck. Okay, wait, oh wait druggie drop from aisle. No, no no truck
Just choose to do that. He's right. He's a CS go streamer. He's really good. Okay. Okay. I get truck get truck
And we'll get rolling with it. We go. Oh, hey, well five guys. I'm up five guys. Oh, we got five guys
We've got five guys
trade regs no then he's just gonna rip a million dollars in cases and look like
making some big bitches oh hey guys so what was over three dragon lords what
are you guys open I have to tell them I'm gonna have to tell them the USPS ticket
to hell field tossing I'm like a bitch all right pussy oh a gold already fatty
Thanks so much. Thank you sir.
The coke armor butchered you. I've seen all those memes. Those are the funniest memes
Those are the funniest memes the coke armor butchered you've not seen that I love those
Okay, just Harry belly but what good man good
How about a random streamer with no views you but see the problem with that it could be a racist
And you got yourself into a bit of a doozy, okay, then you got yourself into a bit of a pickle and talking about
Okay trucks down scores 11 a right now. Thank God
Thank the God jumping heaven. Okay. All right. We have our game plan. We have a game play be absolutely fucked though
That's fine. Just tell Rogue to join the discord and send truck to the discord's leg. Alright? I'll drag him in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's uh...
I've already used all of 20 of my cases. We haven't even gotten to the key yet.
Wait, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Is truck gonna be too high of a rank for us? Are we gonna get shit on?
I think he's like 32k.
He has, he has something else.
are we so serious are we so serious 32,000
elo yeah he's gold no he's no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
a job I think it's a job
he might it is gold he's what does he have a secondary
counter is he have an alternate yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay
we're good good we have to use that we have to use this we have to use that
i can't fight thirty two thousand
you'll creeps
alright i'm not doing that
dated track is you can't even make it through a fucking door like that you
know i'm i'm on one and a half tall boy voodoo rangers and i need i need a
single mom with a glass eye
that's why i need to be on the other team
that's what i need
Quick dreams of nightmare case, one second.
Bug them boys.
20 of these bad boys.
By the way, I already lost all these 20 cases, Mr. Coliseum.
You already go through your 20.
I know, I'm waiting until we get into a game.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Things are not going good for me, team.
Things are not going good for me.
I won't lie to you.
I've been muscled.
I have been swindled, I have been deceived.
They have tricked me into gambling,
but I don't wanna gamble.
It's not my fault, I'm a victim.
I'm a victim in this scenario.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What happened?
Oh, no.
Oh no, they got me.
They got me with their ways, with their ways.
With their tricky ways.
Rogue is here.
Rogue is here?
Oh, welcome in, Mr. Rogue.
I can't drag him.
I don't know what you're got.
I literally can't drag him
Let me try joining him
Hey, Rob. All right, I left him
All right, I can't drag him. I okay. I guess we all just joined the streamer waiting room. See you guys up there
Hey, Rob. How you doing? Oh?
We're working on it boys, we're working on it
We only need one more guy and we are good to go one more guy and in the meantime a quick goal
just a quickie just a quickie
oh wait a purple not too shabby not too shabby
oh alright well I don't know how you
possibly got into the streaming room
without me dragging you in here could
be considering I'm the only person that
could drag anyone in here but welcome
to chair welcome in good chair I just
All of a sudden her closest voice. I don't know how that happened that'll happen. That'll happen
No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm only like a day here
I had no idea how you got here chief
Alright, um, we got a fifth guy. Where's truck at?
We have drug you got
You need one more guy to play the game. We can't play the game. Let me a five
We're gonna purple
Nice doctor disrespect is down
Right I'm back
We were all a little old now oh shit
CS 2 pound on Twinscott all right, let's get some truck in here. Let's grab truck. Where's truck at where's truck at?
Where's truck at?
Who's what are we in here Fred now wait we're gonna be low we're gonna be low
Right. Yeah, cuz Timmy's not here. We're chillin
Yeah, Timmy's out here. Timmy is playing, but he's ignoring all my advice.
No, no, no, he he answered. He's at a Red Bull dinner.
If I get one time, I might put a Red Bull dinner.
Is everything made out of Red Bull?
The fuck? No, he's a Red Bull athlete.
I don't know.
Is he it's Timmy is a Red Bull athlete?
Is him and how you break down for me?
What the fuck that means?
All I know is they're both the Red Bull athletes.
I was one. I was one for like three years.
Yeah, and they wanted me to stop playing Call of Duty because it was so monster-based.
And then I stopped playing it for free.
Yeah, and then I said, no, I gotta play Call of Duty.
I would challenge it's Timmy to pick up a five-pound dumbbell.
You literally have no fucking arms.
What?!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
How the fuck are you gonna win?!
Okay, I think he's in the court.
Let's forget it. Okay. Wait is truck here? I think so where what's his name?
What's it was his name what's his name? I think it's truck and it's a photo of him and
A cat I see no one named truck in my entire discord. Where's he at?
That I joined wait. He says he's low. This is good. He's a joint. I'll tell him to join
He's not gonna have a winning channel so he's gonna join Tom to join it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, shut up. He's going out and then he's gonna be okay.
I experienced that once, it's not good.
Now I'm gonna join one and then tell us which one he joins.
Oh my god, there's Saladin in the wings.
What's his escort name?
What's his escort name?
It's Truck.
He sure?
Yeah.
Did he join him on the edge?
Oh, there he is.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Gotcha, Truck.
Welcome back.
Hey, wait.
OK, he's the real truck.
Are you a fake guy?
Hello?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Hey, Truck.
Is this the real truck?
Or are we going to fake you?
No, this is the real one.
If it was a fake one, he'd be ripping it by now.
Not just truck, only something he would know.
All right, how many fursuits does Colt see having in his closet?
I don't have any.
Because it's a AI.
Truck? I'm asking truck!
I'm asking truck!
Well, I gotta pull up that picture,
he sent me the one there.
What? There's no picture!
Yeah, you texted me a picture and you said,
look at the new addition to the collection.
No, that was whips.
Oh, I don't know. You were really proud of it when you sent it.
Okay, this is the real truck. I can tell.
Okay.
All right. Okay. Does anybody have truck on their Frenzliz?
I should. Unless you're moving the truck.
I want to come to my wedding in October while you do a speech and everything.
Oh, shit.
I am the honor guest of my game.
Yeah, I don't see you on the game either. You're moving me. Wow.
I didn't know to move your friends on a guest of the night.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my.
There's no need to remove me.
I didn't remove you, you removed me.
I'll prepare the speech, don't you worry, team.
What is your name?
Eyeballs.
Well, it's a hand-tied name or something.
It's a, yeah, it's a hand-tied thing.
It's like an O and then another O.
Are you face?
Bob, you got holes.
I'm Ben Huckleberry.
What?
What did you just say?
What did you just say to me?
Oh, I got a red!
I got a red!
Minimal wear 2, no way!
No way! No way!
Let's go!
Casey, are you okay?
How much is this? How much is this?
Oh my god, Starlight?
Ben?
Protector?
I don't see it.
Minimal wear?
I know, I didn't see it.
$75!
No way!
Do you see that? Do you see that?
Let's go!
It's just a fucking franchise though, it's just a process just, you know, a team in there instead of like a 25 in there.
Dude, Dave, can you shut up a bit?
Most of you get trucked in here right now!
You fucking kid!
Get him in here, daddy!
Well, this fucker in the court.
Boys, I got, I actually just got a red minimal wear stallion protector, 75 bucks.
75 dollars?
75 and a special dose?
Where are you?
Look, I can't even add you because you're scourge!
That's why I just told it, bro. He doesn't listen.
Yeah, but how do I decline people?
Trunks, send me your friend code.
I said you. I said you. Hello. I put hello on your discord.
Alright.
Wait, my friend says it's full.
Bruk, is that...
I'm looking at your discord profile.
Is that two fists going extremely fast toward a sleeping cat?
I hope not.
Okay, all right, leave it back leave it
Okay, is it actually I'm not certain I I I don't I don't know
Yeah
Only I can be trucked friend
You shut up over there. I
I gave a friend request to you Ben Huckleberry. Thank you. All right. How do you friend request him?
Have a question. Yeah, you care about yours not at all
Been been a hot Mary. Did you have did you somebody right? Yeah working on it. Wait, what's your name? My name is?
French
Yeah, yeah, I added you
Go ahead. All right. Come in here. Ben Huckleberry. Oh my god. You're 25,000. We're gonna get shit on
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I don't care. I don't care. I'll play the game.
Oh. Oh, Sheila Tina skinny fat boy and she, oh, I can't give over to this boy. Good man.
Good, uh, Lady and Ben. Good Lady and Ben. Thank you. Sheila Tina skinny fat boy. Good
lady and good a man. Uh, um, we can't see. We're going to get so quick. You can't see.
25.634 fuck. Do you have me block?
I cook out of your account it says unknown and I don't see rank I
Might have blocked you one day because I thought like you changed your name in your picture
And I was like maybe this guy's cheating or something or he's a hacker. He probably is
Trust me trust me truck. I don't want to be friends and folks either. I get it
Yeah, I totally get it. I totally get it. I totally get that I totally get that I totally get that
What why you live you have no arms is like you just sit there existing
This thing with a golden mind
What's going on your bands outfit
He's got the wetsuit on with the with the with the how on the chat. I'm binge out baby
We see this character in the lobby. Oh my god
Fuck oh my god, you have a red pangal
Guys are actually juice for like I has rainfall in his rank
Like that shit has like that here trick
That means he's on the way down you divash. Yeah
Actually, yeah
What are we? What are you betting?
We're betting Dusty and Mirage.
It's like literally touching them.
Guys, we're playing ancient.
Yes, ancient, ancient, ancient.
No, they're going to be an ancient for sure.
Ancient. And listen up, Professor Shitbot.
If you throw like you did last night, it's a close.
Yeah, it's what it is.
Okay, I was completely fine.
And then I got hammered in a span of two seconds.
in a span of two seconds not my fault oh fuck i got absolutely plastered i don't know how i guess
i'm a lightweight now 2v5 for the rest of the night yeah i i had two beers and then holy
shit you're crazy you're saying two beers yeah i guess i guess i'm just a lightweight now
all right well i'm he's don't mess with professor shit but he's often two beers
I don't think I'm gonna hit anything.
I'm gonna cook you a bag.
I'm gonna just place it.
That's just where you belong.
Okay.
You belong?
Sorry.
In my ass.
Oh, fuck you.
You didn't be looking me.
I was just trying to tell you.
I just got into your bottom
Power bottom that's the wrong being power bottom. You saw that
Wait, do we know that?
Yeah, that's wrong with that. I was asking what is that a huckleberry?
What why do I buy armor or not? Yes? Yes? Yes?
Okay. Yeah, trust by the way, you're probably gonna see one of the worst buyers you've ever seen in your
You're not you're not that bad
man man man there's a guy in a fancy suit
okay i give up i got big i've never played this map
yeah i think they're out of here already i'm boxless behind me
Okay, all right, okay, all right, all right guys, okay, wait, you're playing a bee?
I thought it was A the whole time.
Oh, boy, you know, boy, you know, was a a side.
No, I'm sorry.
He, he says.
I don't think I was talking about him.
OK, I think so.
Oh, he should be good.
I always love when we play a new map.
i have not played ever in my life
or in your life or in your game
it's gonna be a
guys uh... we have no one on A and the enemy is approaching A
so you want the whole B's on lock
trying to beat the walls
okay
fake bullets
are you holding W while shooting?
I
Mr. Huckleberry's over on a team with kids that's alright. Yeah, I'm gonna have to with damage
No, I see who's got 65
26
Alright boys, seems like they like the A site, so I think our best player should go A.
Drac?
Yep.
Overway?
Overway.
Copy.
Truck just baited the bug out of me.
Okay.
Oh, and I got double-dinked instantly, and Insta-Killed, 1-B.
Oh, yeah, we swapped it up. We watch it up. Yeah
Don't you worry, I will reclaim side B for the team
That one
You're doing pretty good.
You went doing pretty good.
Here's what I fucking...
Three beats!
Three beats fucking steady?
Oh no!
Fuck!
What?
It went a millimeter past the breath!
No!
No!
You can't do this to me!
I'm saying with a millimeter pass around I should win a guy!
I should win a guy!
Dammit, dammit, dammit.
Did he go the way I was supposed to?
He went right?
That's alright.
We have an off-arm now, are we clear?
Oh my god
It's going for a deep!
That's a big Huckleberry got an ace!
Oh my god!
It was a nice game
So fucked
You're being Huckleberry, you're good!
Logan, who was to work on the first game?
I have double the damage
work together
are we talking about him?
yeah
i mean coaxie i mean club
40 ammo more?
40?
40 ammo more?
that's a man
three time now
on my head
throw in the grenade
that hurt again
i'm skating
smoke
yeah i think
nice for chain
how do you have a hold?
one's uh, dealing on me
okay
i hear one maybe mid, yeah
Yeah, I'm in I'm in
To I got you go to these mid he's made his bottom. He's gonna walk through the connector and one more to your left cloak
Yeah, he's dealing down here
I'm scared
Hey, I hear him. There's one
I was wrong. He's directly in bed.
I was wrong. I was wrong.
I don't know now. I'm scared. I'm scared for you
Okay
I'm cooking.
I'm firing.
I'm firing.
Grenade out.
Nice.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm playing different.
I can't play.
Oh god, two jibby!
I hate children.
I'm poor I need money I need money and things and rich is his diamonds
Wait, I drop you have one. Oh shit you right
I'm going to put my head in the hole.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Yeah, he's in there.
I see your shadow.
Going.
I'm swimming.
if you guys see what's up there where you guys got stuff on there's one with
the item once I'm gonna push your feet in a man Pete is the last one yeah he got
one scared it's close I know he's close good work team come on now
Bring it back now y'all!
Bring it back now y'all!
Is this a T-sided or a CT-sided map?
Oh, definitely a T-sided, 100%!
Yeah, a TG.
Track. How would you fucking know?
I
You be
Okay, I'll be one. Okay. Okay
Got that rocket everyone get on my team died
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Watch this
Psycho path by the way
One shot. Oh, hey, let's
What was that man?
He's in there. He's in there. Yeah. Yeah
My
What?
What?
What?
What?
Nice.
Nice.
Do not use that.
Do not use that.
Should I hit it?
Did you see what I was seeing?
I should be dead.
How can I compete?
How did you just get temple temple temple?
Yeah.
You don't need to get a good shot.
Amen.
Amen temple.
Amen temple.
I
Just staring at smoke
Oh, you're just staring at smoke
Guys, I want you to take a quick look at the orange guys picture and tell me you want to beat that guy, okay?
It's obviously lost
All right
Okay, all right, we're not beating a guy like that. You're not
Scan I have no money. I have no money and no bitches
I'm P90 get up
Yeah, thanks.
Get one.
Get to begin.
Nice.
Nice.
Got another one.
Got a mid one.
One mid, one mid.
Last guy was mid.
Last guy was mid.
Get him, get him.
Get him, Boopcorn.
Boopcorn's on the case.
Oh, shit.
Where? Who's going to where?
Who's going?
Mid.
Get him out of here.
He's going 46.
He's mid.
I try to think you can try to get him.
I don't know if this is a good angle, but I'm moving it.
Respect.
Oh nice work guys, nice work!
I forgot there was damage.
You literally owe me money for my best.
I forgot there was damage.
You just killed drac?
No, no, he's alive, he's alive, he's alive.
Shut up, boys.
I'm pushing mid, I'm not stopping until the whole team is dead.
Alright.
Oh mid.
I have been stopped.
Terrorists like two or three mid.
What?
You're letting-
You got it Bob!
Let him off with a little warning this time!
Let him off with a little warning!
Create!
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Oh, he's right past you.
He can be spit on Jesus.
They're going left.
Oh, what?
I was 54.
54.
94.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
That shot should have hit me.
I saw you out there.
I saw you out there.
I saw you out there.
I saw you out there.
I saw you out there.
I saw you out there.
I saw you out there.
That was your head, Mr. Jack. That was your head.
You're a good man.
I used to the reload change, though. You only have three clips.
Three mags.
Thanks, sir.
Let's get into the boys.
We're doing good.
I think we're doing good.
We're doing pretty good.
We're tired, but we're doing good, right?
One out, dude.
Did you flash B for some of her?
Oh, my!
I
Outlet who's a second one
To the last round by shit
Very helpful information who better go city in the spot holding out with the fucking up
I hate oh my god, I hate Pete
You're sitting at me in my homie
This human cave
Maybe comes to someone does another match
You got the check you got this watch round
Oh wait, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ah, the name assist, huh?
Okay, I'll have to cheer me up.
Usually, that's when the controller takes over.
It's my favorite album.
I'll go P90.
He's on my screen. Why'd the bull head?
Yeah, what the hell?
Fuck you.
If I could play controller, I'd just have to get a problem.
66 we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good
yep lucky halftime case open I got a purple that's pretty good
oh yeah
Russian I need you to kill her
we're American yeah I'll just go get head tapped there quick I don't know I'm
going first stand behind me boys
I got him.
Take, take, take.
I'm down here.
This guy is my kryptonite.
Oh my!
I'm here.
Show us something.
Damn it!
At least we got the bomb down boys.
There's your money, there's your money.
Oh
Right Mac 10 rush B I
I like that that's right behind me boys stand in front of me you're my enemy
stand behind me all right let's go okay he's one nice okay yeah about you have an
You have a snack?
Alright, alright.
I think he's close.
Yes, he is.
Nice to kill.
The guy in smoke, they stacked it.
In smoke with M4.
How many berries got this?
100%.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
It finds eight to six boys, and I'm about to open a lucky gold for the whole team
I've been scammed
I'm no armor
That's right
Let's ride wait for the nades boys wait for the nades. I have a bomb
go back over yonder
now they don't date now they don't date it huh but they're holding about a
pizza you say with a dragon war on that much I hate I hate you yeah dude it
with all head will be
I'm terrified
oh my god
no one
oh no, judge, judge
nice man
no
They got in full spring decent for that
I'm poor again. Yeah quick gold to sue the sue this over
I was scared
I dropped my pistol over there by accident my tech not rush a let's do it. All right
I
Look see this coming right through this well don't even stop it what we're not afraid of anything
I got the bomb boy, okay
One CT, flashed the CT.
Two, two, two, two there.
I was trying to plant a bomb.
I shot you a gun somehow.
I shot you a gun somehow.
Backlight, backlight.
I see my left.
Down the plane, Danny.
Backlight.
I can't hear him.
CT.
He was on the left side of CT. This is your time.
It's Pete by the way, Cloak. It's Pete.
This guy just expects the wise way.
Fuck this Pete guy!
Honestly, yeah, fuck Pete.
22 kills. 22 kills.
Is it an op-crunch? Not fair!
I
Boy, I'm not ashamed
I
99
Bucking
AK-47
Rush
Be
Todd boys, I think we I think we rushed me tells with an aK40 that was my plan
I'm gonna flash over for you guys, and let's see if this idea
He stole our plan!
Alright
I'm gonna throw a face in you
I'm gonna shoot him
Alright
Repeat outfit me in that round
Yeah uh
Stand to me
Yes
Yeah throwing flash
Drag has a shield percent headshot rate
Oh nice
Okay
Why?
I was looking at drag's headshot rating line
Alright
I'm gonna be happy
I'll get the AAP, win the ball win the ball, peace out.
That'll happen, that'll happen boys, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Well done.
Yeah but no one is going to happen but it will happen.
I bet you can.
One jumped out.
Go on, go on.
What was he doing?
What was he doing?
He grabbed all the way.
Like I just took him for the game.
I don't know what it was coming with.
I think it was coming.
You take that headshot percentage.
Dude.
Alright, let's just see.
Isn't it...
Oh, shit, it's 10-0.
Does anybody have any money for an extra 8K?
No.
Oh my god, Peanut, you were right.
He did, DC.
Are you serious?
You're not going to get it?
No.
You're not going to get it?
No.
You're not going to get it?
No.
You're not going to get it?
No.
Are you serious yeah
He actually did that's insane
We're about to lose.
I didn't realize it's 11 to 7.
Yeah, but this guy's disconnected.
So what's the second this guy play?
Yeah, I don't think any of us have paid that much attention.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Luke was mid.
What now?
I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It was mid, but now I need to get it out of the shirt.
Well, you might have a quick mold.
Uh, no, what am I?
Oh, I think you did it.
I think you did it.
And I'm saved.
All right.
Oh, that was my last case.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Who is the ones two and fifteen?
I
I'm not game for all of us, okay?
If you guys had to learn an input in pred one it's a warm-up game you jackass guys wouldn't get a kill
He is trying his hardest. He's trying his hardest and that's what matters most right am I right Jack part. That's the sad part
I'm trying so
Are you reconnected dammit
I'm gonna run up the
Where's three you ask where's three
That's the most thing
Oh my.
Yes!
Good shit, Peter!
Peter, please!
Peter, please!
Damn it.
Oh, yeah!
That was the plan to get short of guys!
No, he's an attract for drag fighting.
The three key.
Yeah.
Dude.
You can see that.
Did you just saw what he did for that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
He did this.
So high shop, high shop, high shop, high shop, high shop.
oh my god
i was looking at the movie
next to two
like that
i want to give pete the clip
good chair
they needed a fuck on my b lane
i think a1 went mid this time
rb rnb crap off
c'mon
one more b
go away go away
Go go go!
Go go go!
Ready?
Mid?
Just a little bit.
Hey mom!
I'm flashing.
Okay, flash, flash.
Oh, I'm not picking that.
This is amazing!
I'm gonna take a peek.
Man!
Watch out for a close-up.
He's there.
He's all peeked.
What the...
What the...
He's back there.
In the chute?
Back to the house.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
Thank you, guys.
Nice, one more.
They're both here, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're in the middle.
Oh, you gotta help him.
You gotta help him.
Oh.
Both are to right.
Both are to right.
Oh, nice, NT.
Oh.
Fucking Pete.
Fucking Pete guy again.
Damn it.
He got it off his entire team.
He had pistols.
All of them in the field.
Counter terrorists win.
We were still in this one.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
We're still in this! We're still in this! We got this! We got this! We got this!
I hate to smash the peer and put a snap again and more so for-
Oh, this is one of the best maps! What are you talking about?
I hate to snap.
Top! Top!
Seven maps in the premiere rigging!
It's only seven maps.
Fuck yeah!
We're in one of the top seven!
We could win this! They have a track on their team.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. A little better.
Like me.
to make it
close close close close close close
on me on me
as we are in
hey I'm still up there
oh one more
yep
you're meant to watch here watch here
I think it's the bomb.
I'm playing this one.
Nice guy.
You see the CT? I think.
We could be going Palace at like, 10-point area.
Okay, I think we're good.
Nice.
Hey, you saving boys?
You're too scared of us.
Did that guy lost?
Two o'clock.
The fuck man too.
How does that kill me?
How does that kill me?
How does that kill me?
What are you doing to my boy?
Fuck him, I was in...
Got it wrong?
It's one night, one night.
Okay, boys.
We are doing this right now boys we are doing it is the SSG any good no no you take an AK
okay I can't afford an AK I that's what you have to take an AK
one dead made boys one dead man one's all the way down eight
Really?
He said.
We should have gone B.
I'm going to go down.
I'm going to go down.
Let's wait, let's wait.
Turn it off.
Oh, dude!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
2v2 boys, 2v2.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared, I'll be with you.
I'll be there along with you.
Okay.
I head shot at him for a peanut man.
I'm so annoyed.
No!
I got a peanut.
I think I'm playing that on folksy for shooting his teammates during the last round
I could take a blame for that
I heard you holding an angle, you guys walking in front of me
I
Headshot that guy through you so he lives and kills us all
Maybe you should be shooting your teammates
All right, I'm well up. Let me get 20 cases one moment one moment. I got you 20 cases 20 cases
perfect you want to give me what we take it we want to take it
dude it still says friends list unknown you know when you can't leave
no way you're doing one more no i i i told you i was playing one
wait what you are not even trust you are are you are you out of your mind
are you insane
Yeah fuck you leaving. Yeah that's right. Shut up. Yeah, yeah. Tell him. Tell him. This
is why your parents divorced right. Yeah. He left for milk 20 years ago. He ain't coming
back. You don't know that. Oh, I know it. He'll be back any day. Yeah, I see. That's
I
Literally can't play this game without you. Yeah, that's that's not true. No, we have
I'll get a replacement for me. No, no, no, you have to be sexy. Yeah, we need
Someone I want someone I could I could think about when I'm dead
That's free because only that's perfect Canada
He's 33
I can't be worse. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a creepy you guys figured out truck
If no one is found by the time I get back with PB you have to save for another game
Okay, truck you can't leave
Is it freak Bob is that him he's 32k man. Yeah, no
No, what do you have to do truck?
I
Took get in here interesting hold on
and
and
Hey buddy, we're missing. We're missing a drag
Yeah
Mr.. Silly cop, I'm working with this one good man good man. Thank you, my boy. How did you pee well you dad usually just
leads his head back and opens his jaw quite wide. This game is so fucking boring exactly
as it was fucking 10 years ago. They changed the gun ammo to cliffs. So don't be that,
What happened yeah, but yeah by the truck stand. Yeah, you said if he's if you're back and you're the member of placement get on in here
Big gold will quick big gold
Perfect perfect
We get a quick gold like truck is AFK lucky gold case open
Oh, I think not too shabby not too shabby the best
Welcome back mr. Truck welcome back
Lucky truck came back case open
Oh my god, it's going!
It's going!
Did you really do an extra long stream since she's sleeping properly?
Okay.
I'm juicing, I'm juicing.
Poop corn and the gang are ready!
Sorry.
While you're playing, Chuck, try to find one.
Then that is under your elo.
Chuck, do you hate us or something?
Chuck, is it me?
I'm starting to see why you can block me.
Okay, okay, good.
Oh, okay, good.
They blocked you then.
We've got actually bought you. Yeah. Yeah
We're like rekindling them right now. It's gonna keep yeah
kids kids
Yeah, look at this. Oh my he's whipping a car out. Oh, yeah
No, we got nobody to get pictures in me. Oh my god. Oh, he said oh my god
Now he's straddling me like a horse and throwing with people my nipples. Oh my god. Oh, no
Oh my god, holy crap is that hot candle wax and a whip?
Are you calling me a slut?
What the hell's going on?
It's Tuesday, what's going on right now?
What the hell's going on?
Something crazy is going on.
Hey, Colisey Rogan and UwU.
First off, fuck you for that name.
Secondly, where is your guy?
it was a lucky for that name
secondly where's you guys is right yet where is the red cat boy
hey man I'm lost I'm right off I've lost absolutely in a row
I have to win 10 games peanut we're open seven yeah but how do I how do we see
the right fucking raking yeah I know ancient we're going straight to nuke
straight to noob garage it's gonna be
barrage
but what if truck is not here I'm here
shit
here okay what's up okay we literally
play anything but does to holy crap guys
it there is a 13k on the other team
we're fine yes also a 26k all right
that's that guy's skin is his pale
white from never seeing the sun we're
We're banning Anubis, or Ancient and Dust and what?
Overpass, Ban Overpass, Ancient and Dust.
Ban Overpass?
It's been Ancient?
Quick, quick!
Ban us too, ban us too!
No, no, choose us too guys, you have to ban us too!
Oh my god!
What are we doing?
What are we doing guys?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
This is the only map they're gonna add!
The literal only map they are gonna add!
Yeah, but we got CT side.
Oh, word.
I think we get that one with these rounds anyway.
That one map we got!
Oh, great.
We have their best map, by far.
They have literally 10 times better on this map than hitting it in the map.
Is that what that means, or does it just mean most play?
That means that they win most on this map.
Oh cool, a new map!
It's not even close!
Wait, is this meteor?
Basically we went to any other map that was a guaranteed win, and now it's a guaranteed loss!
No, it's fine!
Nah, it will be fine. It will be fine.
Bucket it boys, bucket it! Bucket it! Bucket it boys, bucket it!
You see a sucky blot?
Suck a blot?
Oh, SlimSquid said tell CloakZee to check his phone.
Hell who's slim squid?
Cat cat!
Okay, I get I'm alone on A.
Go, go, go!
Guys, I'm alone on A.
What?!
I got your motion!
Nice.
Nice.
Last time I planted, last time I planted.
Yep, here.
AHH!
Nice!
Nice.
That's shit.
That's...
That's...
Get them all.
Hold up now.
That's just what the team leader dies for.
That is what the team leader dies for.
I can't get out of the open.
That is what the team leader does, boys.
Now get over here.
You gotta give me your rain stabbings.
There you go.
OK, that was not necessary.
Actually, I'm not even joking because I think
I just spent an extra $400.
Yeah, that's exactly what I have to do.
I'm great together, buddy.
I'm oping.
I'm oping right now.
Oh, their last 20 matches recently.
But you're oping?
No, no, they're buying.
They have no arm or no arm.
I don't care a lot of having this might be a sick of light recipe
They're crazy
What is it a dopplin knife is it fucking you
I have never seen someone buy an op around 2
different animal
yeah
two two got one nice they're the cat the cat
I did it I did it. I got my emperor. I got my emperor peanut.
Here's my...
Did it.
Okay, one more cap, alright.
Damn, I swear.
No bueno. No bueno.
No bueno, boys.
Muchos gracias.
Mm-hmm, testigulos.
Mm-hmm, testigulos. Testigulos.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It testigulos.
It's a type of dinosaur.
I'm going to deagle at D.
OK.
I don't like that.
I'm going to all out, you know what I'm saying?
We're all going to 1D down mid voice.
No need to worry.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
All right.
All right.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Hey, buddy.
Did you kill me?
I'm a cat.
That's just OK.
Oh, lord.
Don't need to worry boys!
I just swapped the A site.
And your mother flip!
Oh, one's about to mid.
I didn't know about that guy. He walked through.
We know what he's like on there.
Yeah, I know what he's like.
He just walked pretty far away.
I'm still bored.
That's okay, we save again.
One more save, one more save.
I had to buy more cases.
Oh, I did, I forgot. Let's go!
Let's go
You guys having fun with another game today or no
I don't really know
That was turn a watch on sharing though
What's done was let's you that's you it's not good so much story needs from across me. Yeah, it's gonna be mom. He's one. He's one. He's one
Yep
No too long
I'm pushing me
My god
One D one D
With the top of the list boys
me boys sure the fact that you're in the middle of I'm doing my thing here
you did buy okay good picture
one out mid
uh...
they're out long again they're out long they're out long
one out mid
they're my car, how many do you need help with?
i'm trying a few right now
they smoked it
one lower
two rounds
to make the real arms of the box
the cops
the gold next box open
really?
I'm so fucked
all that's left is
the church boys
this gun's really good if you shoot fast
okay let's never do it again
alright I can finally
Finally purchased my first real kit of the game.
Oh, we didn't know. I thought we bought last round.
I thought we saved last round.
No, we didn't.
That's when it was a buy.
Did I buy that?
It was a half-buy, maybe.
He would have a die-buy last round.
Move!
out long again out long
much okay
one low
I'm stuck with my 3-speed
this guy is so good for business
I will not let you down
I'm not doing stuff
one cost
I see
still
the molytons are here
You buy every round even on saves you almost never saved those two rounds when I was doing the one being like close off
Thank you. Yeah cat cat cat cat one. Oh
You might push through yeah, oh, he's a middle on the big doors
They run back to be I think I just heard one tons
Going bomb bombie
Come on, come on, change shot.
You're like penis buddies.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I am. Stay back.
See how many dropy weapons you spawned?
All right.
Oh!
I keep pressing the delay button,
and I think people are going to start thinking of hacking
because I just opened it right after I shot the guy.
I'm not doing much of a code that would mock him.
I wasn't hacking, so I just pressed the button.
I swear.
two left
half-thirty north
so scared
no, outside long
oh, nice
nice, last time was there
okay, this guy's
watch this
where's that?
on the side
I'm literally one shot, peanut.
I'm coaching.
I'm editing me.
He's got, he's got, he's got it.
Oh, good work, Pocie.
I'm gonna hump this guy.
You want this?
Yeah, sure.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
No one thinks you're hacking I could be hacking I could be happy you know
Oh boop entering the code entering the code boop boop boop boop boop you don't know show that you let boop boop boop
That's all that's bad. Watch this eight round. We all have six six skills
No, we're not on chief
Flashy on it again
A lot of flies today. A lot of flies today
I'm pushing a fast it's fast a
Fast a
One!
Nice!
That was a guy inside, that was a guy inside.
One more site.
They might have planted a turret.
I'm coming boys!
I'm coming!
Two left, two left!
One's on site.
One's on site.
One site, one unknown.
Car, car, car, car inside.
C'ya!
Site.
Crack running up.
One site, one unknown.
Car, car, car, car inside.
Site.
Crack, run in them.
Crack, run in them.
What's on the side there?
No matter.
Use your pistol.
Keep you on, you gotta run in them.
Nice, get it.
Oh my god.
Crack, keep going.
So when you use a bomb, you have to hold the-
UP ON KED! UP ON KED!
So we're not gonna talk about my two kills with the cyber there or what?
You got two kills with the cyber?
Yeah.
Rip off that fucking head of you. Don't call me a good boy. I'ma call him.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Alright, stand back boys. Everybody get in the op. Everybody refund what you have, get in the op.
It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious.
Stop goofing around.
Okay, fuck you.
That guy got nowhere near Thunder, nigga.
I know!
Watch this.
Oh!
Watch this.
Ooh, I see you did it all the shit!
Nice.
I'm trying to get out of that guy again.
You see him?
I mean, when's that long? When's that long?
You see him?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not tunneling.
Yeah, lower.
Two.
Lower, lower, lower it.
Okay.
On site, on site.
You said?
Where?
the office fucking lit. Yeah.
How do you make a face?
Okay.
Oh my god.
The good booty material.
That's right. That's right.
You are kind of going pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the most, like, clean base.
And you have more to this game than you did all of yesterday.
That actually is accurate, I believe.
Ah, long.
I have been bested.
I have been bested.
I have been bested.
You have lost.
You've lost one of the more battles.
How long?
You lost one battle, you've been bested.
All the way at the end of that lane, bud.
Right, Chuck?
Yep.
Yep.
They're on a say they're on site on site
That scout guy was going insane. He got three of us. Well, that's not was that's not lucky in
I got him!
I got him!
I got him, right?
Where was he?
Back there.
Back middle.
I'm going towards the A.
I'm going towards the A.
Grenade out!
Double low, it's right there.
Okay, seven to five is not going to be and rush it rush B. Okay, big huckleberry. I want you in the front.
I first yes, sir. I want you second. I second back in the bombing back. Go third
I'll pick up the bomb and save the day
Okay, all right
Okay, yep, and all right
I thought those grenades with so they all
This is very scary
So why do y'all go through it again?
Is I see the new plan? I have a new plan. Okay, grab tech 9 tonight. You're gonna follow me
Don't listen when I say just follow me. Okay. Stay really close. You guys ready on me. I'm yummy
How do you don't even think about what you're doing? Just follow me. Don't lose me at all
Don't lose me guys don't lose me
Ready ready ready switch
Boom switch
I was not either I was either
We tried
We're gonna know you tell you you tell
Hi, just out of him. I'm not gonna tell
The camera for the deep picture
Wait, one guy close?
Someone look out, hey nice, let's go that way, let's go that way, let's not go that way.
Oh my god.
Let's go this way.
Yep.
Let's go that way.
Okay.
Stay on me guys, stay on me.
Alright.
Don't lose me, don't lose me.
Yep.
What's that side of the list?
Don't leave me, don't leave me.
Yep, not leaving me.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Go left, go left, go B, go B, go B.
No, two B, two B.
Oh, one tunnel, one tunnel.
No!
Under, man.
Way.
Oh, you don't kill them.
They're behind.
The other guy under.
That was a good try.
That was a great try, boys.
They have
Tech nine follow me yeah, I'm not sure I see the real plan. So I should be a plan. I'm not okay. Thank my take my folly
Sammy Sammy Sammy, okay?
of
the
death of the
death of
the
death of
Oh my god, oh my god, you're disgusting, you're gross, I wouldn't even spit your direction,
you're despicable.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Dude, that ace was disgusting. What the fuck?
He's a wreath. By the way, I just want to know that my plans are really good. You guys should just stick with me.
Oh, fuck you. No, if we had overpowered him with tech knives, we would have won the catch.
True.
I shot him through his legs. Fuck yeah.
Almost got him. Nice clap. Thanks.
I start the pull, don't worry.
I got him in the smoke, in the smoke.
Nice.
Grab bomb maybe?
Yeah.
Dude, he's still in mid with a fucking scout man. Hey bomb. Look at bomb. We're going
I don't know buddy. There's one mid. I killed one B. I'll kill the one made
Oh nice
You're baby. I'm low. Yeah, we're all good night. How do you do flash flash?
I got a better idea okay okay okay okay all right okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
Yeah, I think you should think you should think you're good to be
What do you think rush B rush B boys, I like the rush B strat
Your picture remember the moment
We're gonna if we're gonna do this we have to
Okay, I'm dead box. I say
Oh, they sacked it they how is it for me, man
We just have to guys if you guys if you Mac 10 volume one last time into hell I
I will take this as I said, how you are you in are you in max 10? Follow me do not lose me
I'm saying I in dick length different distance. Okay. I want you on my head on my hip boys on my hip
On my hip on my hip on my hip
Do not stop for anything that your fingers should not leave the W key
It should not leave the W key. Do not leave the W key
NOOOOOO!
Yeah, so, it's data, I'm an idea.
I'll flash the danger squad.
Where'd my B go?
They swore I'll have a B and then we do this and then I'll follow you everything.
Right?
Flash right?
Where did they go?
Flash him through.
What?
Oh my god.
What do you think?
Ben, what do you think?
What do you think, buddy?
Oh my god, I can't see anything.
I think we lost.
Alright, hold on.
Alright, hold on, I'm gonna go take care of the mid guy.
Let's take care of the mid guy.
Yeah, yeah
Alright, okay
Okay, all right. I was on beat last round. Why is he long now?
I think I think you don't really throw him off right? I think we need one
Rush B. We throw off
listening I
Think they are watching I need to be my everyone. Okay, so when I say rush B
think of what I would do and then let's see that you okay I think we just out aim
I think I think I think every single time we play slow
I'm here
Oh my
What's captain's low this three three in the house written thought looking right at you coming up
That means the force would be on be a thing
There's five.
Okay, take that box.
What's that in?
Where's the key?
Alright guys, okay.
Okay.
These guys are so ex-lokey.
Yeah, I believe they are watching, and so we have to act erratically.
We cannot have a plan.
Okay.
Say less.
Everybody do anything dual.
Do these.
Everybody chat.
Everybody freak out.
Want to take that?
Act sporadically, act unpredictable.
Okay.
Beretta's going along.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, he's on the right, on the right.
Okay.
All right.
I just knew that was gonna happen, I guess.
Hold on, hold on.
Are you alright, Dex?
I got this.
Look, fuck it.
What's that?
What's that?
Yeah.
Remember, boys.
Axpiratic.
Right, Axpiratic.
Where's that guy, you spunky cat?!
Right side doors.
Oh nice.
Oh, bomb shot.
Oh shit.
I don't even know where I got shot from.
I don't even know where I got shot from.
Actual shameless.
Yeah, look at what they're really saying.
GG Cogsie.
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I looked up at my chat and some guy like
They're obviously not fame savvy.
He's literally saying
CG COGSEE RIGHT NOW!
RIGHT THERE ON THE SCRADE!
Alright, Bernie.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yo, I like that last one.
Hey!
Yo, you got like a great...
Clutch, yo, yo, yo, you wanna do that one?
I can't.
No, you gotta do that one.
Yeah, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't.
We have to win, we have to win.
We have to win, 100% we have to win.
Yeah, we have to win, one more, one more, one more.
Oh, I have plans. I have plans.
What plans do you possibly have?
What in the morning of the Tuesday?
Kassom!
No.
Are you meeting with your crack dealer?
What are you doing at one in the morning on a Wednesday?
I want to watch a vlog with my girlfriend.
Boo! What?!
You're just gonna fuck. You're just gonna fuck.
You're just gonna have shanks!
You can't do that anytime.
You can't even do that at two minutes in combat!
that go yeah walk it out baby 30 seconds let me open four days since you
should be the real problem here I know it's gonna happen I play you say I
played one more then it's another one after that no no no we really need to
We get off it too. Yeah, we get off it. We get off it too. We get off it too. That is true. That is true.
Hey, we're game on next.
I can't do it.
What if I do that?
I know how to get him. I know how to get him.
What if we said, please?
But I want to go watch the movie. I don't think that's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, hey, wait a second.
We get off it too, right? Anyway, so that's enough time for one more.
We just got our ass pounded twice. All right. Yeah, and okay. Yeah, we wanted to go with
You just want to go to Sploog City. How about you fucking get back in the game and let's run it back
Let's run it back and you got to do one more one more
Just in case truck leave perfect perfect you guys got one look. No, he's gonna be dumb
I will give you a son of spirit board minimal wear
That's upwards of 30 to 40 cents on the on the market now
you
You
Let me, oh, let me unplug this and plug it back in.
Hold on.
That's what happened to me when I-
Oh, I'm fixed, I'm fixed, I'm good.
Cue fast, Cue fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
Dude, I just, dude, it just went one millimeter past the red again.
Cue fast?
Oh, he's in here, let's go.
We got him, we dropped him.
Some of that boys, some of that boys, some of that my bee, my bee, boys, my bee.
What's up?
What's going on?
Thanks, Joe.
Oh, Mr. Philly Special, I'm over to you.
It's one good man, good old man.
Oh, hey.
And Mr. Scabble, I'm over to you.
It's one good man, good old man.
Thank you, my boys.
I don't know yet.
The problem is we watch so many movies that I've never heard of.
We're running out of movies to watch.
Have you watched limitless?
Yes, you know
Have you watched SpongeBob movie? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, what about you?
Have you ever have you ever watched have you ever watched Narnia?
That's a great movie. Have you watched the Avatar of the blue guys?
Yeah
Have you heard?
Have you watched let's roll?
Have you watched Better Call Saul?
No, I
Okay, there's something
That's like kind of like a movie. It's like a lot of
Guys these man Marajan inferno right now. No ancient and new look at their red thing
We like
You gotta go for that thing. Yeah. Yeah. They're all 20k
Mm-hmm, bro, this will be a hardest match yet. We're gonna be on dooper overpass. They're gonna choose
Okay, we can get this easy we got this we got
Let's do let's do T side
I put 69
But you're overplayed it. Why do you play that? Not 1920.
1920 everything's so fucking small.
Wait, wait, wait, what do you play then?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you play then, Koji?
I play 1600, 900.
Pretty sure he watched the moon landing at better resolution.
I gotta get shit off, oh my god.
Wasn't that low key fake?
that's it that's it that's it maybe but we still watching better resolution than
whatever hell he's laying in yeah
maybe I try native right now is that crazy did you do you know yeah we do we
do are you yeah what is it what is Ben Huckleberry is he knows what he's doing
He's using 90-20 by 1080.
Ah, he's using a method.
Okay.
Got him on D ramp.
Do you have a D-Qua on me outside?
Bombs out, A, clear.
Flaming B, rotate.
go to botch go to botch
in hot in hot in hot
do you see him do you see him
do you like you know do you see him do you see him
ok
i deserve that
i deserve that
one's in here one's in here on the right
i deserve that
watch this
woah
this is our game
this is our game
I had the same under I thought last game
yeah no no don't we were lying gotcha if if they weren't sniping we were one
yeah 100% 100% they were telling them that we're not close to you rogue hodge
yeah drac and drunk you should tell them that we're not I don't know if you know
or not but we've been saying this is our game for the last 14 games so it's
It's actually been only seven games we've lost in a row.
Eight games are the... I see eight games.
That's all right.
Yeah, so that's like an old thing.
Sometimes it doesn't work out.
Above you, above you, I think.
No one can be above me. I'm in heaven.
Oh, I think up there.
Outside, outside. Playing the big, the big side of...
Oh, I got you. I got you.
I'll handle him. Stand back, boys.
Stand back.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Stand back, everybody.
I didn't see you.
I didn't see you up in the room.
I see that.
I was just lying, dude.
Yeah, you were.
You were.
I have many tears during the time, right?
You know what I mean?
He probably wants to go back to like source and just like surf.
Yeah, surf.
Okay.
That's what trainwreck says on my YouTube.
He used to do that all the time.
Okay.
Like, he just like surfing, yeah.
Come on, that's a great play.
Don't you worry about that.
Okay, okay.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Got one!
Nice kill, good shot.
Watch me.
These cars?
Still lobby, still lobby.
Did you cross back over the right?
You might have. I'm just gonna smoke it so we waste our time.
Yeah, one to the left.
So, lobby.
One's in hot.
You're not gonna catch me. You're not gonna catch me.
You're not gonna match me. You're not gonna match me.
One's going up ladder. They're gonna be top.
I'll get it.
One more. Beat it. One more. He's shot. He's shot.
No!
I
Know though, it's cold. Yeah, that's oh, yeah, but the opera here. That's like
There's only one guy
Poop corn MVP
That's where poop corn dies
now drag
Mm-hmm need you to pass that off anyone who's been playing mouse and keyboard longer than two days
Yes
Oh, okay, that's right. Oh my
One deputy
Probably up top
Up of my body
It's moody
Do you do this you do this? Whoa, whoa, I don't know how to do that
Pressed E here.
Wait, was what?
Pressed E.
Do you have anything that pops up in the water?
Nah, I ain't got nothing.
Wait, I did.
I have mackle.
How do I put it on the ground?
I've got mackle short wide.
Wait, look at this one.
Wait, look at this one.
I'm gonna put it on the ground.
Short wide.
WTFT, WTFT.
Nice.
Put the parts on the ground.
Wait, I dropped it off.
You're actually kidding me.
You did it, you did it, you did it.
They're gonna be outside, I'm super late.
Oh my god.
Out of sight.
They didn't smoke this.
Now you can see we're coming ramp, bro.
You gotta move.
Yeah, they're going to go heaven.
They're going B.O.A.
They're on A. They're on A. They're on A.
I want to go straight to my socks, huh?
Ah!
Damn it!
Oh, I didn't want to use air, I was looking at the map!
What do you think you can do there?
I think we can get terrorists away.
Come on, brother.
I'm just...
We're case open for the team!
Go go go go go go go go go!
Come on, come on, come on, jump jump!
I was holding T and you even sucked the spray!
Oh, whoa!
I am, I...
I'm gonna show it spray!
I'm gonna go heaven Peter. Watch! Watch!
There's one over there. Watch me! Watch me! Watch me!
I'm squeaky
Is it inside or is it in the hole? I'm squeaky
Get a clock get him clock one low lobby
Oh
What?
Nooo!
The fuck was that?
Truck!
I don't know.
I don't know how you even kill him.
He's coming, he's coming.
Run.
There's an event.
He's fighting.
Oh, he's here.
You heard him.
He's dead.
Who pushed us?
Okay.
This fucking guy.
This fucking guy.
I didn't play R6.
I didn't play R6.
I was thinking about playing it.
Oh, Mr. Jiggy.
What did you hit that for?
I didn't play R6.
I didn't play R6.
I was thinking about playing it.
Oh, Mr. Jiggy.
What would you hit that for?
I can't do it, that guy was just wasting on me.
We all poor, we just hit him.
Yeah, we didn't hit him.
I dropped him.
He's there, he's there, he's there.
He knows it.
He's above you, one above you.
I'm pulling!
I do.
Up, no helmet.
Type change.
Guys, everybody get up!
Be five off, people.
Usually, no wait.
No wait.
Hey, yeah, keep it.
No arm in the helmet.
Three hops, three hops.
I gave you the belt.
That is yours.
I wanna try deaglein' that native.
That's nice.
I
Smoke the only thing that I play perfect perfect. Just look it again. You're a weirdo trucks outside. You're a fucking you know
Can I see
Jack, wait, are you going without a gun?
Yeah, yeah, that's alright.
Alright, I should give the op to the best player. Good thing you did.
Yeah!
They double smoked me and...
I think they knocked me outside.
Flash grenade.
Going out.
Come on.
Come on.
Good boys.
Take any more fucking noise?
Lower. One, uh, we're tied down.
AAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!
Oh, he was lower.
Like, um, secret.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
One, A side!
I swear he's gonna peak that hole!
Right, ay?
The other one is right.
I think so as well.
Yeah, that one's just one much more.
He's funny.
What?
Yeah, that one's right.
That one's right.
That one's right.
Okay.
That's not it.
Oh, I'm going to hit him.
Oh.
I heard.
I smoked it, I smoked it.
Oh, oh no.
Run to the left, run to the left.
Have you ever seen a technique before?
Run to the left, quick, run to the left.
Don't take your nade.
Oh, I'm playing out, played!
You're a legend!
Wait, wait, why did you shoot the up, get the up.
game give me now
if next game where dad's like don't you worry
don't know
what are you doing in squeaky man
that is fucking terrible there's a yeah
there's someone outside yep come the guy just sitting in squeaky right yep
smoke them off is weak he probably gonna be he's outside somewhere nice so the
last time was squeaky somewhere maybe on site maybe mom's down mom's on my job
maybe push through smoke so I guess we smoke wait outside what the fuck
One more, one more!
Watch, watch, watch!
Watch!
Garage, left side!
I'll peek again!
Oh, dammit!
I trucked down through.
You do the other way.
Do you want for a trick shot?
I need help.
I need help.
Hey, the whole club area!
This is a Huckleberry and crazy!
Oh wait, I have not boys? We're saying what?
Don't worry, I guess Jed is watching.
There's five fucking shots of bombs.
Stop using it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, can you buy an op?
Yeah, wait, I got an op.
Jack, you literally got an op.
My fucking god, I have an op!
Dude, don't like...
This kid is sick!
Let's ride!
First friend of Bolobee, boys.
Yeah, hopefully.
Bolobee, you got a little bit?
I don't know what he is.
You don't have any strength right?
No.
Sticky, sticky.
Yep, coming back.
Nice.
I'll cut.
I'll cut.
I'll kill him please.
Okay.
Fuck.
I should have grabbed the M4.
Outside.
No one.
Where's your pendant?
I don't know, it's the last guy.
It's the last guy you're running.
Oh, don't you need?
You went low, you went low, man.
I think.
Yeah, it's low, it's low, it's low, it's low, low, low.
Yo, that Opskin is sick.
Is that new?
Yeah, yeah, it's like $2.30 bucks.
I'll see you around T.M.
Oh, I mean, vent, vent.
Okay, that's last. You guys have it. No.
Go that way, man.
You're right.
Stop that!
I'm back!
This is why I'm here!
Not in a game!
Oh, wait.
Shit, wait.
I thought I had that.
I thought I had that.
I thought I had that.
What?
I thought I had that.
What?
I thought I had that.
I was about to fuse.
Guys, guys, guys.
That must have been a point in time.
0.0001 second difference is that said zero on my screen it says zero point zero zero on my screen I'm pretty sure
Let's go
get out of here. Let's ride.
It broke squeaky again.
You're out. One's outside.
What is that? Right there.
One. Okay. I headshot him
immediately and did not get to
kill. Okay. truck just snived
One is one shot. I eat the last one's one shot and some of them
Okay, I don't know I'm gonna go find out
Let's go all right six kills in the first half not too shabby
Dracus five
I was just deep into dead
Listen to me young man. I'm about to triple my kill just listen to sing it out. I'm about to triple the money
What do you want us to go? All right, everybody on me don't even question don't even question my stratagem
see list don't even question my strategy
hi erase this erase this but it's absolutely wild
do not I say in my pocket in my pocket
in my pocket boys in my pocket in my pocket
in my pocket in my pocket
in my pocket boys
my guys come on guys
Come on guys, in my pocket! In my pocket!
Everybody up on this pipe? Everybody up on this pipe?
Everybody's gotta get up on the pipe!
Everybody's gotta get up on the pipe!
Everybody's gotta get up on the pipe!
Oh wait, oh oh oh oh! Wait, wait, wait!
Everybody's up on the pipe!
You got a crouch at the end of that jump rope?
Okay, ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Now!
Right here! Come on boys, come on!
See him! See him! See him!
Up top! Up top!
Watch this! Watch this!
So if you play massive keyboard games, spacebar is your jump button.
So what we did was we looked at the pipe and then pressed it.
Guys guys, everybody on my hip, everybody on my hip, don't leave my hip, don't leave my hip.
I got a great plan, I got another great plan.
Everybody on my hip, do not leave my hip.
Drag it in front of you, drag it in front of you, you're the most expendable.
Drag it in, through me, through me.
No no no no, rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush.
Watch out watch out watch out watch out, go go go go, dude just watch this, watch this, watch this.
Okay, I can't leave you anymore. Oh
You want to go through the doors in front of you not on the ramp not on the ramp
Drags all the up
Be 90s
Hi on me drag. I need you to stay in front of me. I use your rush B ramp as fast as you can. Don't stop
Don't let go of that. Don't you mind?
It's a good way
Oh
Why survive around that's why
What's it dining me I think I think I somewhere here
Yeah, I saw the guy come back.
Where did he go?
I've got a better plan, my cock.
Nice.
Nice.
One guy on B.
One guy on B?
Yeah, he was double door.
Give me that hand.
After the game, if we win.
All right, I've got another plan.
We're all gonna need...
MACDEDS!
Bro, I chose the slowest reloading fucking SMG, man!
MACDEDS! Every MACDEDS!
He smokes too! Am I- Am I gonna-
Uh, smokes?
No.
He's just smoke outside profusely!
Profusely!
As many smokes as you can throw!
Are we going vegan?
No! Hey, hey, hey! Outside, outside, outside!
Hey, smoke, smoke, smoke! Can we get smokes?
I feel like we should take-
Yeah?
Hey, smoke it out! Smoke it out!
Smoke it out!
Nice, exactly.
Those bugs, those bugs, I'm fobby fobby.
Jampagate boys, Jampagate!
Okay, I'm dead.
Where's he, where's he on the red box, red box, red box?
In the smoky sagan, in the smoky sagan!
That was incredible.
He went, he walked through, he walked through, he walked through!
Shut the fuck up, I'm not alive.
Oh, yeah?
Take that, guys, right leg.
My new plan new plan new plan new plan. Oh, my dad's every back to armor
Yeah, we haven't won a game
back then back then back then
It's ready guys ready. I actually have sick for the matter of fucking okay back then
Everybody on me do not stop drag go into the building go to the right go through squeaky the work break the bed go down
But it's squeaky need squeaky so we can just blow it up
I don't like you
Not you guys fucking you guys
Don't worry guys, I have a new plan
No, I've got you guys we all think the other my plans will work flawlessly
65 and 6? How is that even possible?
I might be bad.
Alright guys, Mag 10s, Kevlar helmets.
What a shot!
Alright fine, fine. B90s.
Okay, okay.
We have no money man.
Okay you guys, lock him in. Lock him in, lock him in.
Okay, fine win.
No, B-man, B-man. Guys, push B-man.
Trust me, trust me.
Okay, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me.
Yeah, I don't know if you know enough, but every single strat you've said so far...
It's because I die and then you guys leave your team leader and then you guys are confused.
Everybody goes to B-man. Everyone goes to B-man.
I'm gonna do it. Get the fuck out.
Let's go.
It was perfect. Don't worry guys. I have another plan. I have another plan. Don't say that
was perfect. No, it was a perfect shot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm not gonna die.
I might be the worst high-geolab I've ever played with.
Okay, alright, guys, okay, guys.
Everybody got smokes?
I actually both of you die.
Everybody got smokes.
Have them in your hand.
Have them in your hand.
You guys ready?
Okay, ready?
Okay, follow me.
Follow me.
See him, see him, see him.
Alright.
Everybody throw them outside.
Throw them right at me outside.
Right at me.
Okay.
Right at me outside, right at me outside.
Alright.
Alright, everybody push, push, push, push, push.
Come on, guys, come on.
Okay.
Go, go, go, go, go.
go,go,go,go,go,go,go
oh,they followed me,follow me
see how i hit,see how i hit
is this where this way,this way,this way
will be follow me,follow me
throw me bomb
oh my god,wait,why
trusty trusty trusty
trusty cat
he's on the ramp,on the ramp
wait,wait,wait,wait. They go up the stairs,gove the stairs,off the ladder
go up the ladder
go go back,go back for the bomb
see,see,see,see,see,see,see
I'll die fuck him up fuck him up oh no he's in heaven so one's in heaven fuck him up you're an alpha
I'm an alpha I'm an alpha I'm alpha he's a beta he's a beta
Oh my god, winnable.
This is your time, Peanut.
I'm gonna drop his events.
Right there.
Win it.
One bullet.
You're an alpha! You're an alpha!
You're an alpha!
He's sticking it.
I forgot where I played!
He's chasing me!
He's chasing me!
We got this.
I
How we lose that that was the perfect plan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it worked twice
No plan no one say anything leave the bomb
Is this a one-shot kill too?
It's a downed headshot, yeah.
One-shot!
What?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
I have the bomb, I forgot it, that's all right, hey, you smoked my angle, come back.
I got ranked 19k he says yeah, even though we lost 14 in a row
You're a 19 K player. Yeah
Alpha used to alpha truck you ready to show him fun
You can't yeah, you cannot leave on a dog dude, are you crazy on a loss?
You can leave when we leave.
No, no, if you lose, you can leave on a tie.
You can leave when we leave.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
One more game.
I swear to you.
Only one more game for the night.
No, no, no, no.
I'm done.
I'm done, fellas.
Fuck.
Okay, what?
I'm done.
Hey.
We had fun, though.
See you there.
See you there.
See you there, drag.
See you there tomorrow.
Don't be late.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yep.
Oh my god.
That is the third time tonight is, it has done that to me.
That is the third time.
Guys, one more, one more quick line.
I cannot believe that.
I cannot believe that.
I cannot believe that.
Oh
Boys I think that's it for me as well
You tried it
You tried it
Well, yeah, it says you it says you're too horrible
Not stellar well hold up hold up boys hold up. No we can't we lost to hold up now
Hold on now. Hold on now
Is there any way we can play one more game?
I think it's called Ppex.
Ooh, that's not a bad idea actually.
Ooh, that's not a bad idea.
Maybe one Ripski, leave it at night?
One quick, one quick cranky?
One quick cranky?
One quick cranky?
Just a cranky with the boys?
I'm down for one reiki day and not the night
I'm down down down that
I'm in let's do it
boys while I change it to 8 sex legends
actually I've kind of got a good feeling we can win
our last game of the night right here wrapping up with a dummy in Tamad
oh we can absolutely cook this lobby
yeah I'm in I'm in the spirit I'm in the groove I'm in that groove you're Tamad
Hold on is there an update?
There is an update, yeah.
It only takes like, like three minutes.
It's going to tell you it takes a long time, but it
once it's done downloading the files, you're good.
Boys, this might be bad.
What?
That update's 11 gigs.
Oh my god, I forgot he has shitty
Wi-Fi.
I have this, I have that shit.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
It's at 78% let's see it's already at 78%. Oh, yeah peanuts right it's that looks quick
It's it's just a patty. We know he'd be as 50 megabytes up 50 megabytes down
the home depot simulator 2026 this isn't the home depot music it was some other music
I think.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
So watch TV every day.
Oh, think.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got a guy at me
You mean I love it
I've been down beautiful you work work
No, do you have punch on accident?
No, I was cooking there for a second, but then that down guy, he trapped me between himself
and the door.
I couldn't move.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more,
one more, one more.
I didn't perform there, Mr. Jiggie.
But you were the section's gonna be ten times better, I promise you, because you're a diet.
What happened to Rogue?
He's got, how do you say, a little third world country internet, for some reason.
So he is not able to download an 11 gigabyte update in one night.
He's not apex with his cool friends
All but in it actually I appreciate Wal-Mart has pretty good internet. I think don't do
Walmart Walmart
This guy I mean they kind of got to right
Place is massive. You're lost in there
Like if you live the Walmart
I don't know if you lived in Wal-Mart.
Give me, give me, give me.
I don't have to give me.
Wal-Mart 500 Mega-By Limit.
I remember Jack closing the door on you.
Oh, look at
We'd know way he's also
We play with a ton of resilience recently
Not always why any they ping terrible turning
We jump and fight man. He's a jump ass here
Was he doing
SHUT!
YOU'RE THE JUMP BASTER, YOU DUMBASTER!
Oh my god, sorry, sorry.
HAHAHAHAH
EAT THAT!
Uh, hello, good day, hello, I'm just fine, how are you?
Oh my god.
You're actually in the middle of a fucking game.
I mean, I mean, actually, I mean, actually, life...
Uh, no.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Never would have guessed.
Do something, something.
I need a headlock.
I got it.
Oh, thank you, good chair.
It's fine, it's fine. I see a heavy ammo thingy over there.
Grab that.
I don't know how to do that.
What the hell is this thing?
He's looking down here!
We'll get out of here in the subways.
What do you need here?
You guys ready to go to fight night?
On it.
Mr. Soud, we're going to fight night!
It's looking back to the board.
Let's ride.
Ehh, yep.
Let's ride.
My god.
Fucking invoice, fucking.
Oh, I've got to have ammo.
Jesus.
I'm sorry.
I've got these.
I'm so fine to appear.
Give me some somewhere.
We're at these pods
I'm not seeing nothing
Do I
I'm going to jump in and have luck honestly.
What squadron? I'm going to blue it.
What the hell is everybody at over the Twin Towers?
What?
What?
What did you say?
The Twin Towers.
There's two dollars!
I have to go take a little peep over yonder.
Just a gamer chair.
Get in my whip!
I'm hopping in team, I'm hopping in!
let's run take me somewhere take me somewhere nice mr. dragon
nobody is anywhere I don't know
Oh my!
I'm getting out.
I'm hopping out the creep.
Oh no!
They're up top!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh my god!
I'm guarding from here.
I'm so dead here.
I shot a plant! I shot a plant!
I'm gonna jump!
Run!
Fence, fence, fence, fence!
I'm finting, I'm finting!
Is your craft here in politics
Perfect we came from
Don't you worry? I'm on it boss after a quick
I've got to an image haven't shot someone just yet. I'm working on I'm working on it boss
Yeah
Don't you worry you'll be up and Adam in no time
Can't wait
I mean these are the games
Here's what my me
Nah
I
Sure, that was you we lagged it
Bring it back now y'all bring it back down
This is our day
I love you. I love you, son.
You need the best out of your son.
Oh my god.
I love you, kid.
I love you, bitch.
I never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
It's a good man right there, boys. It's a good man.
There's a new door here
We have we killed anyone in the beam at all I killed
Nice nice
There's only seven other squads live I haven't even shot someone yet
My dear right welcome to range
It's a good little in the rift. Yeah
You come outside that ball
His whole page is new they really changes all map
So, so do I work you on all that?
Nah, I should wait three months and then update the fire rate of a Venator.
That would be way better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'd be way sicker, dude.
That'd be way sicker.
You're the best.
Wait a minute.
Get him, get him, get him!
Jump!
Oh, I just over-centered it on the door.
Get him, get him, get him!
Jump!
Oh
We're doing pretty good.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
We're in the squad, we're getting close.
We got this, we got this.
This is our game, it's a deck.
We're in the night with the W.
I believe.
I believe.
the reds. Is he having difficulty? Oh yeah, I mean it's double tab. No I'm using this.
Oh right here right here. He's also doing a left watch out. No one is dead. Oh my god
his headlock is crazy his headlock is insane
I killed him I killed him
I'm yummy
where is he?
what was that?
oh my god he got it
run run run run run run run run run
oh my gosh I have to shoot in my back
Oh
We all got this I got this I got this I got this
No, two more boys. I'm coming back for you
No social behind
We have to wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is there a bar beacon?
Like that. I also got a movie. I also got a movie
I'm gonna craft you right here and then just respond to you
Yeah, just don't stand.
I got to check on this.
One minute, just around the corner.
Got it, got it, got it.
What time on the zone? I don't know where to look. Oh, 51. Okay, got it.
Nice.
We'll cook the boys.
Here are the squads.
Two squads, two squads.
We got this boys, we got this, we got this.
This is it, this is our moment.
I'm gonna have one going because of the scouts.
They're pushing, they're pushing.
Boxes right here boys
We have to move anyways in the circles move now
Oh my goodness
Shit!
I got another one!
Stay here!
You got it, you got this, you got this!
Just hop on the bench, hop on the right!
There'll be another one, there'll be another one!
Right on!
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
I was really close!
I love you too John. You're doing great P. Oh my god. Oh my. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my god. And did you see how he stood there nonchalantly while his team died in front of
He thought he had that easy. He didn't even talk. Yeah, he was trying to know something with the Craver. Oh my god
He thought he was all this and that he thought he was all this and that I almost I was
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, yeah, we got a fun day tomorrow guys
I guess you see up thieves tomorrow all day long until we get one. I guess. Um, and then I should be really having fun with the CSU. So if we get more than five ways, you do.
Well, what? What games are there to play right now, buddy? Um, fine. Yeah, I know. See if thieves, see if these are boys. No, no, no, not one hour CDs. We found a way to do it without getting DDoS boys.
We found a lovely couple that run some type of I don't really know how to explain it
But sometimes like private non private kind of private 50% private but actually private server where you can
Where like hackers can't get in I don't really understand the whole situation, but they reached out
They said they can help us so we're doing that
So see if these mom see if these mom was
And mr. Track I just again. I want to warn you that that that we could it could be that situation
We can't get a fourth boat. No, you're good
You're good. You're good.
Um, we will see. I'm sure we'll pull through. I'm sure we'll pull through.
Okay. Good plan, Mr. Pack.
GG, Speed up.
Have a good one.
Alright, boys. I'm getting up. I'm getting up.
Hey, Paxback.
Good. Thinkin' good.
Thinkin'
Oh, no way! No way!
We are we super duper serious are we super duper serious right now we see what the hell
is that what is that what am I looking at on my feet right now what is that what is
that what is that trash was that garbage access to died I'm gonna equip it but I'm gonna be
pissed about it all right okay no one you know I don't think I'm ever gonna use
crypto only I ever have used crypto that'll happen that'll happen boys that
will happen that'll happen boys that will happen boys
oh mr. jiggy but what good man good man thank you mr. jiggy mr. hood boys be
cheeky mothers another pack no no not another pack not another pack I see a
lot of apex coins waiting for you when I down the yeah yeah yeah this hideout gave him to us
all right boys I'm getting off I'll see you boys 7 p.m. softball for some CFD's pirate action
with me cloaksy hunch and hopefully mr drake the way it works I'm telling you I couldn't
expand to you I have no idea these two guys well the lady and the guy that are helping me out
helping us out with this they were talking so above my pay grade this and that they were talking
coding language I don't understand what they were saying but apparently there's
a chance we can't get a four person ship I don't know what the chances are they
said it's pretty low I have no idea so 50-50 50-50 yeah private non private
I'm telling you I don't understand it but apparently they are almost certain we
can avoid the the denounces so we should be good you should be you barely
understand English as it is word word word word word word word word word word
Word word word. Alright. Okay. Alright. Good night everybody
Good night, gang. Good night everybody. Good night, gang. Have a good night now. Good night everybody
Good night now
Good night boys. Good night boys. Have a good one. Have a good one. I
Cancel all my only fansubs to sub to you
I'll play a little Pnessy from time to time
time just to get the best of all for all the chief good night gentlemen good night boys
good night have a good one have a good one boys have a good one good night now
good night everybody good night everybody good night good night everybody
Goodnight now! Goodnight! Goodnight gang, have a good night now! Rest up now, rest easy!
Good! Ah, I died! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight now, goodnight everybody! Goodnight,
Goodnight gang! Goodnight now, goodnight now, goodnight everybody, goodnight now, goodnight
gang, we're gonna start a rest easy, we're gonna start now boys, goodnight everybody,
goodnight goodnight again goodnight
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