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SEA OF THIEVES | THE PIRATES LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME & CLOAKZY & HUTCH & DRAC | #BUNGULATE
03-26-2026 · 9h 09m
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Say aye!
Yardens!
By the little whip they hung up a pirate's arm!
Let's cross it!
Oh!
Aye, Bungulate Doors!
Aye, how are you on this scurvy Wacka-doodle Wednesday, gentlemen?
Aye-er! Aye-hoi-hoi!
I made these high before we even get to whatever we're doing it is time to crack out the rum
high join me if you dare I made these high cheers ahoy high
I made these I you take the shit we're end up in Davy Jones lucker all right boys
I'm latest shit again like any other day I've gotta get better than I org hey
I org I org all right I'm gonna get the game together what I one moment
Well, I get the heart that grew together.
One moment, boys.
Aye, these, they shall be somewhere around here.
Hey, Drag-Eye, our, our, may the hell are you, Drag-Eye?
Errg!
Aye, do you have your bottle of rum?
Errg!
Aye, sip with me, otherwise, Davy Jones locker for you.
Oh no, Davy Jones, don't touch my butt.
Oh my goodness, David Jones with about the 13 inch punisher on me. Oh my goodness.
Aye!
Me if the bongulators are sitting right outside the drunken peanut right now.
Mmm.
Wondering if it's fucking sick.
Aye! Thank you. Thank you. Aye. Thank you. Arrrr. Thank you.
Thank you. Aye. Thank you. Arrrr.
Thank you, Ness. This is the drunken peanut. Aye.
Arrrr. Arrrr.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
I just we have this one whipped up peanut productions have this one whipped up just for today I
You need to give that man rich wherever those I you wouldn't believe what I'm about to give that gentleman
I will you believe me if I told you I
Where's the rest of my crew I
Where's the rest of my blue eye?
All right, well, you know how she goes.
What'd you say?
You know how that goes?
There will, eye, eye, where is Gloksy eye?
Okay, he just opened CfE's eye.
Eye, eye, eye, I'm the most dubious blunder.
Eye, Hutch will not be able to join us just yet.
He is still busy.
He may have to start without him.
Now, once Gloksy can see, I'm
I'm gonna tell everybody kind of what's going on
before we get in there because it's gonna be
a little bit weird.
Aye.
Just how we're doing things is not orthodox.
Aye.
Captain Slurzy on deck.
Aye!
Where is Captain Slurzy?
Aye!
Captain Slurzy!
Aye!
Oh, shame.
What?
Thank you from Overboard!
What?
I have a question.
I need to know how you do something.
Okay, I'll put you in a minute.
I don't know what they're doing, but once they get back, I'll show you.
I can't show you my screen yet, by the way, boys, because that's part of what we're doing.
We were getting, for those of you guys who don't know, we were getting D-NOS out of
our minds last time we played Sea of Thieves.
We think we have the solution.
I will be laying it out for everybody once they get back.
Okay, I guess I'll do that that makes sense actually, okay
Fine by red define by red
You hold up his head
I did you guys finish
All right, there's no figuring something out. Clotsey obviously didn't get prepared
Mmm long John racist. I don't know if I don't know if that's yeah, I don't know if that's that's a nickname for Mr.
Clotsey night
I
Probably said probably something else. I
pirate are
Yes, only actually don't mind you. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thanks for running boys quick quick not see if these announcement boys
I don't know if you were in the announcement channel of the discord, but guess what boys?
Tomorrow, well the big thing is Friday. Tomorrow we're doing an extra-long stream tomorrow starting at 4 p.m. C.T.
Battlefield 6 with Tim the Tapman, Hudson Cloak, see you until 8 p.m.
Then see us two the rest of the night and then on Friday we are doing an entire night of Halo customs
I invited like nine people nobody has really responded to me yet
So I'll keep you posted but I invited nine people including people like moist critical
GXK Show again I just invited them they actually haven't said anything yet.
Nick Birks, Hodge, Cloaksy, Draggy the whole thing. I went through Halo all
the day I got us 19 custom games I already have them all downloaded I have
them all bookmarked ready to go for Friday I've got everything prepared for
all you boys it's gonna be fantastic again they're all in mind so those
people that I just listed don't join it's not cuz they're assholes and
They have not a they haven't seen my text yet. They haven't seen my text yet. I don't they could be busy
They could be busy. Mm-hmm. They could be busy. Those are just in bites. I sit down. Oh
Oh wait, oh
Oh, let me try that. Let me try that. Oh, okay. All right
My officer officer actually specifically will not be able to join us on that matter with Genji for specific reasons
Unbeknownst to you guys
Yeah, I fix yeah, I think I think I'm joining uh, no those two are busy Jinjin officer busy for those days
Just me talking wait wait. Oh, yes. I was talking. Oh, sorry. Hold up. I have a quick TTS. I'm also in the game
I don't know if you ever know mister nuts. Can you welcome my buddy Jake?
back home from Iran. USA. Someone else. USA. USA! USA!
Thank you for your service, Mr. Jack. Thank you for your service, big man.
Okay, I'm in the game. I don't know if they've said you invites. I'm gonna go ahead and
they send me invites. They send me invites? They did, yeah. She just did.
Okay, so can you join? I think it's safe for me to show my screen now, I think.
No, I'm gonna be in the game. I'm gonna be on the ship. I'm on the ship. Okay. Okay. Well, you invite me I
Don't know she has to invite you got to add her down. Oh, I think I think I can
Can I invite you guys? I don't know I'm in green
Wait, let me let me don't show don't show
Why do I sure do I don't show?
Play safe, play safe until we're late, we're good to go.
Are you sure?
Well better safe than sorry, no?
You better safe than sorry, okay, okay.
So who's in and who's not?
I'm still loading.
You're still loading closer, are you in?
No, hold on.
Okay, alright.
One moment boys, we have to do this extra safe or we'll get DDoS off of the servers.
So we just gotta do this extra safe, extra safe.
Just give us a second, give us a second boys.
Oh, I close the, wait I'm getting text in the discord.
Okay, okay, so she's sending you the, okay good, good.
All right, while you're getting in here, let me know,
Coach Vile, let me know what you're getting in here.
All right boys, so while they're getting in here,
the way we got around the DDoSing and the whatnot,
is two lovely people reached out to us,
saw that we were having troubles last time,
They call themselves the Ashton Alliance, right?
I believe Ashton Alliance was coaching Drek.
I believe so, yeah.
I see that correctly.
Ashton Alliance, apparently this is kind of the thing they do
where they have these private servers,
quote unquote private servers.
I don't really sure how it works.
They said a bunch of technical jargon
that I have no idea how it works.
So shout out to Ashton Alliance.
Clearly they do this all the time on Sea of Thieves.
They have a group discord.
Very cool guys.
And I appreciate them letting us help
in this out with this so we can play the game.
Mm-hmm. Uh fantastic fantastic
My watch coast he's in I will unhide my screen and we'll be good to go
Yes, apparently the what they usually do is PvE on these on on these servers
But I specifically told them we want to kill people so everybody will try to kill us while we try to kill
Yes sir yes sir yes sir.
See I can see how people PVE in this game.
I don't see how people can PVE in baptitians.
I'm sorry my speed I'm sorry my speed I think it saved now.
I think it saved.
Right Jack are you sure you're skiing?
I'm just not gonna start until we're like fighting shit.
Wait until we're in?
Are you?
Are you that guy?
Was he you in?
Yeah.
Okay, all right, I'm sure of my screen, I'm sure of my screen.
Okay, I'm not on your shit.
We'll be done, you're not on my shit.
I don't see, I don't see you.
What?
What?
Oh no.
Wait, I'm joining, I'm joining.
What do you mean you're not on my, what are you talking about?
Okay, no, I see you.
Which one are you?
I'm the one near the middle of my ass.
Okay, you see me?
Are you an idiot?
Is this you?
Yeah, we are the Finns, we're the Finns.
We're talking again talking again. How in the fuck is this coaxi or is this is this is you oh wait
I believe that is Janice the kind lady helping us out today. She'll be holding hunches place until hot kids. Yeah, all right
All right, yeah, mateys. Let us proceed
What what is that's getting here? All right, I have no idea
talking to game I I have no idea you're still talking to game who is I me or are
him oh I treat yourself and push the talk are before I make you want to click
hi I did it's just all working hi this pirate maybe I stupid are I okay
What about now?
I... I... ARGH!
YOU FIXED AN EYE!
I TEARED THE VAD ARGH!
I was not expecting a trolling player to fix that.
Wow.
Holy shit.
I've placed you in school too, now.
I... he DO be playing CS2 for two days.
What you do playing CS?
I... I believe it would be called participating eye.
So we don't play...
ARGH! He is technically there with his eye.
All right.
Aye.
All right, we have to get blood there.
I don't know.
Uh, what to do?
Aye.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
This is what we call a shot.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's a quest table.
All right.
And then,
Remember those things you weren't supposed to touch, by the way.
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Just don't touch anything.
Aye.
I think we can do, I think we can do quests.
We can do quests.
How do we do this? Oh, what is this? Is this something good?
Aye.
Is there a quest over here?
Oh, raise the imagery flag? I was told not to raise that aye.
I was told not to take that aye.
A reaper? Arr, what does that mean? Aye.
Aye.
Let's...
Aye, we go into the reaper ship.
load the cannon zaii
where do we get our cannonballs
ok we have a little bit of cannonballs
zaiiii
alright i have a lot of spit on my screen
one second while i
wow the poop that guy
wait can you kill yourself
i know you cannot
stupid pirate
fuck you bitch
I see that the yellow bellies on the other Sims.
Okay, we need.
Okay, it's loaded.
No, I did not.
Okay, wait, hold on.
What the hell was that?
What was that?
Good.
What?
I just got hit.
Okay, what are we gonna get by?
Are you dead?
Yeah.
We're under attack!
We're under attack!
Are we?
I'm back. Oh, we just have way. Why? Drac. Oh, yeah.
My life. He's just like, he's just kind of fucking dumb.
I was under the poop deck. I we have to go to the asin guy.
Wait, is that? I wish we had Hunchie. I don't really know. Is that the best thing to do you think?
I...
Okay, no, no, no. I think... Oh my god.
I'm the lightning and attacking a ship! Drop the buckets!
Okay, I think we could do...
We could do quests, so I think we should do a quest.
A quest? I... How do we do quests then, pirate?
I don't know how to accept quests.
I don't know what to... I don't know what I'm doing.
What?
No, no, no this quest I think there's boy and discover voyages Paul tail like the voyages
We how do I oh wait you do it Athena's we need three level fifties. We are we level 50?
Yeah, man, we're level 50. Oh my god. Oh my god lightning
Rock died the lightning
Hold on what it?
I don't understand
Well, I don't understand
Options we can okay fine buried treasure we just smuggle contraband
We can battle. Oh, we've got bones. We've got bones. We've got bones. Let's do Reaper
was that oh, it's it's
Sink emissary ship steel treasure and honor secrets. Yeah, I
died again
We jaded said a message. What did you say?
We dragged Janice?
We- we- we- we really see that!
Wait, hold up!
We- we- we really see that!
Maybe she typed in your chat and everyone's relaying a message?
Ah!
In-game chat!
Is there in-game chat?
I don't think there is in-game chat.
It was on the top left?
I!
Oh, drag me!
Oh, I!
Alright, I!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Hi!
Hello, Janice!
Hi!
Hello Janice! I....
The Majority Screw Up!
How's your seat?
I....
The Pirate's Life is a Life for me...
I....
Yes, yes.
Vote on this class right here on the corner table.
I....
I....
Thank you Janice.
Janice?
Vote! Vote on that class!
I'm on a haunted ship Janice and I twice.
Vote Janice!
A door is going to open.
when the door opens walk through it. Uh-oh. Okay, go Jay!
Want to do it? Is he? Hi one of our pirates be deaf.
Hi Cloaksy are you fucking dumb? Where's Cloaksy at?
Wait, where are we going? Three people have to vote.
vote oh wait wait but can we vote on this way yes on that little thing on the
tip yes but you have the quest thank you jenice we were lost there for a minute
thank you jenice I appreciate it let me know if we screw anything up I appreciate
you jenice so far you're doing great thank you thank you jenice God speed
we promise we won't sink the ship hi
We're fucked.
We're gonna put you right here in the room right above us, in case we probably screw up because we're talking to him.
Alright, okay, aye.
Alright.
Okay, I think close, he's still gone.
Alright, so we have to now...
Okay, you see this?
You see how you got a quest right there?
Oh, yeah, we are gonna hold down Q.
Hold down Q, press space, and then press...
Back button at the top and say...
meet contact near the monstrous fangs beneath the southeast palms on the
sunken grove
copy
the hose I I don't know wait wait so meet contact wait wait everybody to the
map below the neck boys we need beneath the southeast palms so we do it
to the southeast of the map on the sunken look for sunken grove okay
I'm looking I feel I see Devil's Rage. Oh my god, you're controlling the map. Oh, does anybody see what is it called again?
Sunken sunken
Sunken one so can grow by
Is that the school down below you see a score? No, I think that's something else. Oh
People farther down
There's nothing
Let's read the let's read the clue again
The contact near the monstrous fangs beneath the southeast bombs on this oh sunken grove
Oh, I think I've seen that I think I've seen sunken grove right there right there. There's the second grove
Okay, so lady
Yeah, we oh we have to go to the sunken grove. We gotta go sunken girl
We gotta go southeast under the palms. Is this house? Is this house right here?
Which one's eyes?
No, we're that big. I think we're the big shit
This is this is us. Is that us?
Okay, I turn this shit around
Here you go peanut
I look with drag drew
I believe that I can buy it for you to tell a good buy it for you to tell a good buy it
Okay, we're gonna go to this near this I will see you the boat
Oh, okay, we got we got us in the sales. They I'm getting on Steven connection
Wait, I'll raise the founders. I
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. All right. I
I'm raising anchor. Oh
are you raise it yes we'll be help you easy a kid all right nice oh my god the
track here's and I'm putting we've to turn completely around the island is right
over there with that smokestack you know you be touching the fire I was
He's waiting for you!
I'm lower than...
the drapes!
How do I do that?
Wait, that angle length...
Yo-ho-yo-ho, I-y-argh!
You might be the worst pirate ever.
I am the best pirate.
I am at full mass crew!
Perth?
Hey, I'm sending you pirate pictures of my penis.
Hi, they will be my seagull male wait
What is that thing in front of us like fireworks?
Hi, what is this music?
I'm shooting my business
I think you have the cannonball drag okay, you're right. We got where the cannonballs
Load I'll load all of them
You should be having at least seven horsepower. It's hard to man
I wish you would pull up
We might want to patch those holes up
See just fucking drunk drop the anger
That was your worst shot I've ever seen I would pass those
I
Got the one I got the one where's the fish? Oh, we're good. We're done
Our parents wait, did we wait?
We win?
I'm guilty one.
Oh, it's a lucky death.
I!
Dears make these dears victory!
We won, we won.
No, no, no.
We outran him.
Oh my God, I hear the music again.
Fuck the back, man. We're gonna have to run shit. This is all your fault.
I dropped this anchor. We're gonna take this shock one-on-one.
Uh, oh.
Okay.
You guys see it?
Sorry, anchor.
We have to see it first.
He's to our right.
Where?
Uh, wait.
On stable connection?
Uh-oh.
I'm under water.
Yup.
Um.
Hi.
Hi!
We are back!
Hi!
Yeah.
I'm under water.
Uh, hi!
This isn't looking good, hi!
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Well, I was actually going to go to the beach.
well I was actually told ten of the game developers are watching tonight if you
guys do anything
Yeah, dumbass.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I can't move.
Let me make sure, wait hold on.
Where did it?
Did we outrun the shard?
Wait, I'm on sideways.
What?
You're talking about, I'm both with your sideways for me.
Wait, we're in the sun to grow.
Did we need to come here?
Yes, yes, yes, I need to go up right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Loree.
I'm dropping the wheel!
With lower anchor, regain. Can't lower anchor.
I think I go good with me.
Your ship's taking on water.
I doubt it.
The internet is taking on a lot of connections to the server has been lost.
Wait! I'm back!
Oh, I'm back! I'm tracking the internet! It's just made of sticks and wire!
Wait, wait, wait.
On the back?
I... I don't see... I...
I... this is... I... this...
I...
But the same on my... I mean...
I...
I...
Um...
I cannot move I I'm doing the pirate stinky leg I
Are
Be d-dancing scallywags your foot I
Can't grab the wheel
I... I...
Helper...
Wait, I'm back.
I- I mean-
Ah, I'm not back. I- I'm always back.
Rrrrrrrr...
I- I'd be better than wh-
Yeah, we're back, we're back, we're back.
I- I- I be not back. I-
I be out here.
I be out.
If you didn't make brand new accounts, you're not gonna be able to play your old accounts even with the name changer node.
I...
Well, I asked the developers. They said with what we're doing it shouldn't really make a difference.
I...
I'm back!
We are back!
Wait, we're back!
Just a beer!
tsunami in the waters!
A rogue wave!
What? Okay, whatever. Yeah, that roadway is making me drown.
So I, somehow, I'm somehow off the boat seven hundred weeks away.
Hi, developers! Do you think you can help us out a little bit? Die!
Oh, please, developers! Please, gosh, die!
Let me text you.
Okay, all right
And we're sinking I wait are we actually seeking here. Oh wait all the developers are looking into it right now as we speak boys
We're good. We're good. Just give them some time they will sort this out
All right, do we do we pass our island? Oh, no, are you still there?
We have a hole right here. Where's the wood? Where's the wood?
I'd be a magical byron. I
I can't move, I...
Arggh, Clogsi-i, how much you are!
Perhaps a swing of the rum!
Fuck, I...
There's Clogsi-i!
Clogsi-i!
I'm on an island!
Are you serious?
I'm going to the island!
Island!
I- I'm- I'm gonna be honest, I teleported over.
Aye!
A magical pirate arm.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't move.
I can't move at all.
I'm stuck.
Perhaps the Simp in the Rom!
Ah, perhaps the Simp in the Rom!
Aye!
Simpy me timbers!
Oh, I can move again!
Aye!
Are we sure there's a hole in here?
I don't see a hole, we got patched.
I think we're good, I think we're good.
I should be at a 90 degree angle.
I, the ship be, I, are.
We're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking.
I just exposed all of the guys' hair.
I paid $10 to change my fucking name.
I need to pick it up.
I just leaked everybody's names. I don't need to worry.
I am pirate's code is unbreakable. I will send you a pinball for that $10 strike.
Hi!
Alright, it looks like it's kind of on you!
You changed your name to Noddrake!
What the fuck is that?
Hi!
Hi, hunches here!
Oh, hunch! Hi!
These are going great, hunch!
Hi, hunch.
Yeah.
Hi, hunch!
Are you ready to send sail?
I heard you sunk in the ship door!
the ship dog. I mean, it means I'm getting the ship, I.
It's over. All the developers are looking into it.
I want to die. I went fuck.
Should have an answer in a couple minutes. Okay, they said they're going to have an answer in a couple minutes. I.
All right, how how are you?
Let me say something right now
We may have not gotten far
But I am proud of each and every pirate on my ship for not only showing valid but determination
Especially not only but especially when that shark was on our broadside
I agree. I MADE TEES!
Hey!
I wasn't there, but I was there in spirit.
Nobody was really there, nobody's there anymore.
Are you guys a little... wait, dude, I think people are joining my session.
I left the game on.
It kicked me out, then it put me in another thing and the range of people were joining me.
You gotta turn that off.
is off. Okay, so it looks like we have two options here.
Arg, mateys. Whatever. Whatever the shit. We have two options here. All right. Option
one. We go make new accounts. We try again. Number two. Give up.
I
Listen, I I haven't been here the gentleman. I will be the voice of reason in here. There's some things a goopa can't do
and sadly
I guess see a thieves is a goopa's worst nightmare
There ain't no way we're gonna be able to play see a thieves y'all I do feel so bad because there's
The ash and alliance people actually do they tried so
Fucking could literally apparently the why I'm reading to the chats
Apparently they didn't even make a mistake the ash and alliance people did make a single mistake apparently the the bad people have the technology
DDoS without even being on the server now. Yeah
No, no, why you told us they had to join service until they found us then DDoS
No, it's a whole look at the let me send you a picture. Oh, yeah, okay
Yeah, that's why when you were explaining to me that it was fixed. I was like how
Well, yeah, I don't know. All right. Well, so do we give up? I think so. Okay. Do you guys want to go play CS2?
I think. Well, we've got our
guys. I've got everything. You
have that ball rubbed the last
time. Don't you lie? Look, I
just said it to you. Look at
your discord. Let's see. That's
what it looks like. Oh, they
It even shows where we're streaming the whole ordeal.
I'll send it to you right now.
That's a shame.
Well, OK, let's hop on.
Who's in your lobby?
I don't fucking know.
I don't know who this is.
Well, OK.
Well, all right.
That's OK.
That's just how it would be.
That's just how it is.
OK, you guys want to play some CS2?
Sure.
Let's do it, then.
I'm down for some CS2.
I'm sorry, everybody, boys.
I know everybody was really excited to see if these boys,
I know, I know.
We gave it everything we had.
We tried out, well, we probably could have tried
a little harder about making new accounts,
but other than making new accounts, we tried our best.
We tried our best.
We gave it everything we had, boys.
We gave it everything we had.
Even if we made new accounts,
they'd have it within the hour.
Let's be honest with you.
Yeah.
One, two, three, or me,
one of us is gonna leak that shit.
I've already leaked our names already, huh?
Actually, I've already leaked our new names.
Pina, you literally leaked all our names.
I already leaked everybody's name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In the first slide.
Well, to be fair, that was while I was getting disconnected,
and if we did get disconnected the first time,
you, we wouldn't have, I wouldn't have leaked the names.
So,
that's a shame.
Okay, well, although I got one more text, we see.
Yeah, we're not making new accounts, right?
not doing that not doing all that no yeah yeah no thanks you I said it to you
and close you as well what I said to him that's what it looks like yeah that's
all fault dude
well all right they just see our names across the fuck you better play a sea of
thieves again peanut yeah I'm not gonna be doing that chief I don't even watch
This is uh
Here you go. I'm sending you guys one more picture. Okay guys dance. Don't read this one out loud, okay? Got it
Wait, I'm looking at you. Oh no. This is a video. It's a video
No, it's a picture
I've never seen a community show against
Exposure
That's a shame. All right. Well, yeah, we guys we see the discord where they're all they're all D-DOS-NUS
Um, it's not looking good. Yeah, well
That's a shame. That's a shame. No, no, we can't read out loud. They're using the n word and the f word and everything
Okay, but we've already infiltrated their entire discord. It's just I just want to say I know what's a likelihood
I know it's unlikely. I know it's unlikely
I know the chances are probably one in a million
But at any point you need any resource time or person
We got it these people to jail for ten years. I will give you everything you need
Anything I will dedicate my life to it if necessary
All right, okay, let's get out of here boys. Let's wait. Let's wait for CS to wait for CS to
I have to research whatever you send me I have to restart my I'm on CS battery service. Okay, hold on
What what why is Nick playing CS go yeah?
Nick works is playing CS to Nick is currently right now playing Counter-Strike off-stream
He is in a competitive mirage match. Yeah, we have to get a video that would be the five people. Yeah, he's not
He's not gonna play he why not we're not no no he's warming up for tomorrow. Yeah, Nick Berks is playing with us tomorrow
Why would he play with us today?
Yeah, it's not how Nick works works cuz he wants to practice. So he's not terrible on stream to all terrible
Yeah, but that you know, he's four foot two and competitive. That's like the worst it gets
Should I ask him yes, yeah, definitely. I'm talking about three titles. I'll see you boys. Yes, you are she was yes, too
You know, Peanut, there's only one thing that could make us feel better.
What?
A hundred Doppler II cases.
Get there! Get there!
YAAAAY! MAKES! YAAAAY!
Alright, hold up. Give me a second. Give me a second.
I'm just gonna assume he's gonna join us. I'm putting him in my stream title.
I will be shocked if he does but I would yeah. No, he's joining he's joining. Don't you worry he's joined it
Nick makes you get in here, buddy. You get in here right now if you're watching
Where's my CS 2 thumbnail there it is okay
Nick makes you get in here, buddy
You can in your right. I don't know who that is, but he sounds incredibly sexy.
Where's my CS2?
Okay, all right, I'm in the game. You guys ready?
I gotta lie to my hope.
Okay, all right, okay.
All right, switch of plans for the night, boys. Switch of plans. Switch of plans is count to strike time.
We're gonna win and get some golds.
Oh
Mr. Sherman, but we're taking one good man. Good. Ah, man
It's Mr. Sherman. God. She's my wife and mr. Tom. I'm a boy. Good man. Good. Ah, man
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, bud
You're not lagging thank you good sir. Thank you good sir. Oh
I
I would hunt her in cases while I would do 20 at a time.
It's the safest. It's the safest way to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, safest, safest, safest.
We were just looking at that knife that we got yesterday, peanut.
You know, basically got the same knife and I just
makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little every time I look at it.
It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
I mean, we both got it.
Like, kill me.
That is, look at this piece of shit.
Look at this piece of garbage look at this piece of shit
Well, you got two pieces of shit. I'm talking about the other pieces shit. What one piece of shit the purple one through the red trade-up
The yeah, we are yeah this one right here. Oh
This one. Oh my goodness. Yeah
It's all good machine is not looking good for us
It's not that one and I got the the worst one. I got the bayonet
Yeah, well, yeah, at least it was at nine. Yeah, what was it?
Two-two-quarter pounders two-quarter pounders. Yeah, we're due though. We are due. That's right. What we're doing
Oh, we doing I kind of wanted to do James and I miss cases. You know that
There's a bear shit in the woods, but I don't study
Geology yes, yes
Let us proceed let us proceed as you do as you do as you do
Let me grab
Some dreams of nightmares
I thought we didn't like this one because all the skins are asses in the knife
No, no, no, no, I figured it out though ever since the knife trade up the reds are actually pretty good
They're worth about seventy two dollars ease they used to be about five dollars each
Yeah, I'm buying 40. Okay
It sounds crazy, but it really isn't because the other cases we were buying were five dollars a pop
These are two exactly in the reds are still 72 bucks. So I think the ratio is way better
And I'm agreed agreed. I mean especially with our luck. We couldn't hit a gold. That's actually worth a damn if
There was nothing but gold
exactly
Now hold up we get a couple cases
track and close you guys on oh close he's muted we might have to run one
without I'm depending on he's coming back soon does he make no he went I don't
know perfect perfect I like that's why I like him up at your clothes he's got
you got he adds a little bit of mystery to the room
I could straight cat did that last link he sent me it yeah I'm gonna crash my
entire PC I don't know why
I sent everyone the same picture that was from yeah, so you guys yeah, I clicked it and made me download it
So it goes you listen, I know this link is from Hodge, but you know not to click on links down
Well, yeah, well it was from Hodge so I clicked it and downloaded it. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Okay. That makes sense
You'll be okay. Oh, all right
I'm looking at it right now. It is the same picture I sent them what the hell is this the picture
It's not a picture.
Are you high?
Or just drunk?
It's not a picture.
Oh, she got hacked.
You got hacked? Dude is fucking stupid.
You see you have to click on a link from a fake hud?
You guys...
I
You ball sack whose ball sack no, I'm ball sack your ball sack. Oh, hey, Jack. What are you at your last one?
I'm waiting. You guys wanna have some room in I'm waiting on this color from the email. What what code?
To log into the Stephen Colt. What what?
Okay, I didn't want to begin to figure out what the hell is going on
No
Oh, I only saw better my first one. I saw it pass by
Lucky night boys the tables are hot tonight the tables are tonight
You ready?
Yeah, that's just the same picture
I sent in for some reason on your side showing up as like a link on their side the picture just got uploaded
I just say it again. Does it look exactly the same way?
Of course, we're drinking it's back to do
I
Before it may be downloaded. Yeah, you're fine. It's just this for being this word
Dr. Of course, yeah, I sent you a couple invites
Go ahead and
My way
I would invite you like five times you see him we got getting them. Oh
Me and bottom sir. Oh, he's on his wall if you need a fair God
Okay, we're good to mine.
Okay, we're good.
Well, I thought, I thought Hodge might be too bad for us to get into a game.
What?
Wait, I got the code?
I got the code?
Oh my God.
Yeah, I just did.
Alright, get in here right now!
But we actually, now we do need a fifth player because Drac actually is too low
in ranked play with us.
Oh.
Do we have a message?
Do we have a word on Nick?
We have Nickmux, we have Timmy, and we have Ron.
What?
What?
Who do we grab?
I don't care.
I don't care.
Well Nick works is kind of in the middle of something.
And he's got no neck.
So it's really kind of down to Timmy and Rogue.
I think Timmy says playing Custom App.
Does that mean face it?
Let's face it.
Okay, so we'll got Rogue.
Yeah, Rogue ready now?
I don't know. I mean, he's a deathmatch, right?
Oh!
Oh!
All right, I'm coming.
Oh, welcome in, Mr. Rogue. How are you on this five-night?
Uh, what's the matter with that?
See you, Discord?
Yeah, he's talking very quiet.
You're Mike, you're Mike Rogan.
Turn me up real quick, turn me up.
Actually, you're the 200% you're so pretty quiet.
So, uh, okay, talk.
That's fine, that's fine.
I mean, that's pretty good.
It'll be fixed.
I have a guy coming later.
He's gonna fix it.
That's good.
Where's Dragon?
All right.
You have a guy coming?
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Timmy is ass.
Timmy is the best player ever.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Mr. Polito, my boyfriend's a good man.
Good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Good man.
Good man.
A good man.
Hm.
Mm-hmm. You got me playing CS2 for the first time in my life and by God am I assless? Yeah, it's gonna take a couple thousand hours
Chief this is for the bitch listen the jobless. All right
You will not meet one person on here with a resume that isn't completely blank
Including eyes
Get what you go to Taco Bell owner off
To cheesy Gordino crunches the nachos. I like to grab a Baja blast
sometimes usually go with the Pepsi do chicken quesadillas I sometimes
sometimes get that what's that circle thing called with the circle with a
tomat the circle who's he do you see the circle the circle
clutch wrap clutch wrap supreme clutch that's a pre
all right nobody is joining by me invite me invite me by me what's your name
card okay there you go like drag for
backwards you don't understand how much
I need you right down here that's yo
peanut what what you should open okay
hutch you should open look up sealed
dead hand that terminal was what sealed
dead hand terminal was that yeah it's
It's like a case that's different.
It's like one of your new things.
That hand will terminal.
We're just saying there's scam.
They are a scam,
because when you open them, you gotta buy the skin.
It's white.
Yeah, but you got like five different offers.
What does that mean?
So like, let's say you open up gloves,
they'll say, would you like to buy these gloves
for $1,100?
Was usually you had to buy them at regular price?
I believe you have to buy them at the case price. Yeah, what's the case price?
Whatever it gives you but like you let's say you're like in 1991
Like if it let's say you open up a red and it's like you've opened up this red
You have to pay through steam $120 to have that red. Oh
I thought I thought how much is that skin that you pay $120 worth. I thought you had to pay the case price
No, you got to pay what's inside of you have to like buy the case from or buy the skin out of the case
The case price is about 70% of market price. Oh, so basically if you hit it big
You're losing 70% of what you got
It sounds like ash that even real gambling
No, I think it's like a workaround for another place that hates gambling and oh
Oh
We are starting out the day with inferno
House wins on Turbos buddy house wins on everything
Absolutely.
Holy crap.
That means they think they're five times better than we are.
Yeah.
Only two of them are right.
I'm playing B.
Mr. B, that makes the game a little bit more fun to play than I'm playing.
Good man, good, I'm playing.
Thank you, Bob.
We got a straight play to give you.
That's a nice.
Yeah, you mean a game that the controller does everything for you and you don't have
the things?
The pushy mid, the pushy mid.
I just wanted, just wanted.
Oh, okay.
here's the rest of the apartments all they all they come in come here
hey hey come on come on
they're coming coming out
oh no
oh my god
these guys are not fooling around this time
holy sally ghost you have
destroyed
i missed everything
oh
Look, I instantly come lord, man.
He fucking come.
That's phase, come lord.
I knew I recognized him.
Hey, well, we lost.
What do you guys think about a Nade Stack B?
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I was just about to call it.
My man, my man.
Nade Stack B?
Nade Stack B, Nade Stack B.
Okay, let me know what it's like.
Ah, down the beach.
Down the banana.
Anemna? A bongus?
Doc, don't fuck this girl up. You cannot move while you're throwing.
Yeah!
Oh, they threw Contra Grenade!
Oh, they're all dead!
We didn't kill anyone!
We threw him too, did you?
Yep.
Wait, one more, just wait for him.
Oh, I got one!
I got two! We got a cookie, cookie!
One more, one more!
Two more.
of me. I even knew he was in. It's good. We were kind of
right there. I'll feel. I'll feel. I'll feel. I'll feel. I'll
feel. I'm saving you guys also. No, you have to force. Force.
Force. You can always need to buy a helmet on CT side
because there is one shot in the helmet anyway. Yeah.
You see if somebody-
John I'm nading, I'm nading, careful.
Oh, they're doing nades again!
Follow my nade.
Okay.
Oh my!
I'll go, daddy, I'll go.
A lot here, P.
Could be apartment, P.
Could be apartment.
I know where you peeked at.
Oh, TBA, TBA.
Backwalking banana.
No one.
One, one, one, one banana, one banana.
Two, two, two, two, two.
Two banana on the A side.
Okay, well they might just swap to B,
because you just pushed her.
One of us has to go back.
I'll take over your spot, Hutch.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm low cloaks
You're so sneaky though. They might sneak through the mech or do you guys come back?
Ah, A site by the way, I'm watching A apartments
Yeah, it's B bomb
Probably gonna get shot in my ass there
They didn't cross yet?
They didn't cross yet, they didn't cross.
But they exhumed with all smokes.
Okay, they faked it.
They were moving south.
No, they're going back.
Two thinking.
Two thinking.
I got one here.
It's okay, I got one here.
Jesus!
There's a molly on my side.
You sure you have a molly?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
There you are.
Got it!
Got the roostat!
Who's that?
On site.
On site.
Nice.
Come on, it's still at large.
Watch out for it.
Yeah, right there, right there.
On site.
I think.
There you go.
Beautiful.
Clear, bro.
What's up?
You should think.
It's like I got him.
And always good to see someone who is mentored by me.
you guys
weird kind of a sense of pride and talk about
You know what lucky I taught close to everything you knew and clutched up and by the transitive property
I clutched up lucky case. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Boys do I crawl and I was here
With everything you want to you want to jump consistently with the m4
Oh my god, they're all pushing me and run! Run!
He just walked in and got double headshot.
No!
We're in, we're in, we're in. We're in, we're in.
Rotate, rotate.
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
You're locked.
Alright guys, it's unlocking.
It's time to walk in.
We lost the case
They just walk at us with that yeah
Yeah, yeah, they ran down in mid and I was just spamming and the guy double-head shot at me with tech
Perfect. I got native. I'm dead. They're running up mid again. Who look like I'm seeking up behind him
Okay, I gotta learn something. Okay. Um, they're in
I just shot in the back.
I mean, that's all right.
Um, guys, come, lord.
Um, that's a lucky fella.
He's a lucky man.
Very lucky.
Very lucky.
Very lucky man he is.
very lucky, very lucky
I got your gun
50 bucks to the guys
LET'S GO
Um, okay, go ahead and pick it up, folks.
Can you op me?
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys.
Come on.
How is Drac in third place with zero kills?
Is that even possible?
Go beat Drac.
Go beat him.
Go beat him.
Is he doing?
Yeah, he's doing.
Yeah, he's doing.
He's going to be as well.
I'm doing damage.
I'm just going to play.
I guess I should probably change my name.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Come here.
Not falling for those grenade tricks anymore.
Right here, Jack, just stand right there, Jack.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH
Alright, go to the site.
MOOK PORN IS A DEMON!
Oh, what?
One's there, one's there, one's there.
He's coming down the porch.
Got him!
Here we go.
Oh, good boy.
I have a smoke in there. I need it on my body.
How do you walk towards you?
You doing B smoke? B Molly? B smoke?
Yeah, I'm moving over here.
Oh.
He's shooting up! Shoot him!
Close, he's shooting up!
One's in apps.
You bastard inter
Two to four, okay, okay, how is drag still in front of you zero kills? Oh, thank God. Thank God the universe has balanced out
It knows who is not worthy of third place on the leaderboard
Yeah
I'm gonna fuck you
Lock it in team lock it in it's time you can serious
And he has push apps at all
Okay, um Lord is
I'm falling arches
Guys, am I insane?
Am I crazy?
Am I insane?
Is that...
Is that something?
Felt 2, felt 2 on air.
Waiting for smoke to disappear.
They look like they're executing B a little bit here.
Spoked it.
He's there, he's there, he's there.
I'm acting like I'm acting.
Ran back, banana.
Red, red, red flash.
Burmitt?
I don't know, I decided to flash that for the last time.
I'm gonna go red.
Watch.
Where you going, Drak?
He's mid, he's mid.
He's mid.
Bottom mid.
I'm gonna stay here and put you on your plate.
Yeah, this one, this one, this one.
I'm gonna go...
Right side peeking.
I don't even know that exists in this game!
30 seconds, play time, Drak.
right here that's a thing they're still in bed he's a he's a executing me
rotate it does yes it does dumb ass yes it does it is yes you're stupid it
Well, man, 20 seconds.
You're going to get guys to sing.
It's a thing.
Hey, yeah, but he doesn't love it.
I don't understand that.
Play aside.
He invented.
I suppose.
No.
In CS2.
What?
Oh, weird.
Let's go back.
Oh, it's done.
I would say it.
Oh, it does exist.
It does exist.
I run to be.
I ask Google AI.
I
And hide hide somewhere in here. Oh, you made it through a door right nice track. I'm running. I'm learning you say day for track big day
massive day for drag
That was a weird way from then 20 seconds after
I'm gonna check come Lord real quick. I
Quick come Lord check one second come Lord check one moment. We come Lord check
I know he's good. He's just good. He's just good. I'm more just incredible. Let's go
Yeah, I have to give up
My I thought come on by me cheating. He's just better than all that'll happen
We forcing here, I have an important
Yep
Have you walked up so I'm not I'm not
As you push it in the push it made
That's real
On the bed I did you push back to me
Yeah, I want to be
What's that?
No one will be, no one will be, but they don't, but they don't.
Come Lord, careful feet.
Dutch Watch!
Couple orders to beta-factor this!
Bro, there's a-
What the fuck is working in that?
Nice flash.
One's late.
Thanks.
No one apps, not him.
I'll put my body.
Still got apps.
No-
There's much, there's much.
They're both feet, they're both-
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
There's much, there's much.
Go back again!
Don't worry, hot should not have this.
Get out of the road.
Am I right hot?
You're right.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I don't know how to check yesterday. We used to do
Nice, we went to play trade. He's one
We got to move too quick. Yeah, I just super loaded.
Right. We got it. We got it. Yeah. Yeah. We got it.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
I got kids. I got kids.
We hit it. We hit it.
It's a voice.
It should be a kid.
We're pretty good at this game.
Let's go.
Team.
Oh.
Are you are you keeping mine?
I should keep.
Fine.
Mine.
Lucky case.
Because if you really think about it, this belongs to whoever died last round.
He is with God now.
Nice landing.
Hop is with me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Quick cage open.
Lucky clutch cage open.
Quick, quick, quick.
Got it!
Nice.
My BW, my BW.
Go, go, go!
I
Careful these guys are right
My I cleared my
Judge the judge
That's at least no more banana. Yeah, I'm right thing
Fuck me man
Can't be led
He gave me the media by the way back so you know that a K and just yeah
No, no, no, no, really
Yeah, quick load
It's the good age oh
Man oh man. Oh man. I'm pushing. Oh
My goodness. There's no handsome. I
I
went for it for it for it
I'm sure the hard-hold be for tricks on right there just like you tripped in some chief Oscar. I bomb here
I'm son I'm more than halfs
There's much as much is
No, I click me. I'm coming. I'm coming
Eating each other
Okay, guys guys stop chowd stop we have bomb a stop
I'm just sitting in apps playing bomb. Yeah, you're good. I'm watching there. I don't want you to anything
Take that really no not take that railing that was a good shot pal the railing got the way
This guy said save wrong rush eat all my homies
Yeah, they're resting at the hill.
Hey, guy, that's a little like a fucking weirdo.
I see that railing.
Walking on the sidewalk Tuesday afternoon.
Coming up.
It's on site.
My album has a gold.
I'm getting a quick gold.
See you as well.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Do you keep it off, though?
Yeah.
Thank you, though.
You're welcome.
I got a scan.
I've knocked on a single thing that isn't a blue P250
or P2000.
Ha!
Good.
Balance!
Merit!
Because everything should be.
5-7 or P2000.
Follow B boys.
Okay.
They went back to plug nades.
Alright.
I missed.
Fuck thing out.
There's two mid.
Nice.
I spoke.
one minute
push through
bottom mate bottom mate bottom mate
he's not bottom mate he's only for me he's only for me
I got too much good much
actually I think we are the fucking players in the world
yeah they're super weird the guy puts dead bottom mate
he's little if you know it
too much good much
I
Would you play so?
Maybe dark yeah
What
This is dark in the corner back right. Oh
Oh, gosh. Okay. Oh, gosh. Okay.
Back right right here. Like right when I'm jumping, it's in dark.
Up right here, boys. Up right here.
I got the Roostress of G again. What about you, Mr. Hunch?
It's called the Roostressing up.
Go ahead. Rip it. Go ahead.
Oh, what'd you get?
Little Dobra Red is a melon drama.
I'm not doob-shabby boys, not doob-shabby.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, I already been...
I got killed by the haunted hallway.
Not even sure where that came from.
Alright, okay.
away I'm colored you didn't close close close your favorite single-player game
all-time or is your single-player game you enjoyed playing off-stream I haven't
played one of me but let me lay on
some sauce okay hey hey hey hey I broke oh my god oh my goodness oh you're
insane you're insane you're crazy I hate you I hate you you're insane you
You should die in the game!
Oh, good.
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!
When I say they're all A, why are you still ADS on Banana?
I didn't hear all A.
Now, let me give you a massage, boys.
Oh, yeah, true.
Let me give you the Sa7en.
Best single-player game to ever exist in history.
Without a doubt, nothing is higher.
the original
they are sex
no not that's exactly what he did
bad halo one although worthy
competitors
it is the original they are sex
one
two two two banana two banana
two dead mid two dead mid two dead mid
oh i'm coming coming coming coming
two b two b two banana i'm just running b
i mean i
max one max one
He's a pet. He's a pet. A pet right there. I'll handle him. I'll handle him.
He's got one. He's got one shot. He's head shoting him. What the fuck?
Still one banana boys. He was one shot in pit. Hacker.
Hacker
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. 99. Are you joking?
I think that we can firmly plant our blame on
Clogsy for that one
You're gonna say out there is my controller player
You're not far behind Jackass!
I can't do that.
Okay, I just stayed a grenade with my mouth.
Alright, I'm dead in my face.
Perfect, perfect.
I'm dead.
You guys later, I'm dead.
I'm out of mouth space.
What's the score?
score you can see the score in six just out of the mouth
or not I ran into my keyboard
die immediately in the game in the game before it's NTS 2
literally what you say
literally you probably have the most badness like literally 4x4
my whole desk is a mouse pad
actually fuck you
actually fuck you
Oh
Why is my new but not working?
I think I might have to buy a new mouse I keep talking to my stream and holding me but it's not
I just talked my stream
Okay, good
We need to plant this armor down to go up.
I thought you just come Lord Ivan saying the whole time is kind of weird.
Whole line of you boys, whole line of you boys, whole line of you boys.
We got him.
First buy, first buy.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, lock it in.
It's time to get serious.
It is time to get serious.
No
You check
You usually get a kill?
Yeah sure
Still working on that?
Okay
Let me go after this game
Stop what?
Oi
I can't move.
I'll get him!
Many times!
He's hurt over there!
I got it!
Wait dude come on, literally just flank our own apartments. He's out there on the surface.
He's on the bridge.
Come on guy is something I think he's I think he's up then I think he's up then
Wait, he flanked our own apartments. He literally kill us from where you're standing right now. Yes
Now I'm one shot
Oh
You shoot me
It's not anyone. Why do you shoot me?
And then asshole so out of luck
Yeah
He gets target I was sitting at the hot place a fucking mouth
That's a- that's another guy.
He's holding everything and just went...
Watch out for that Cumblorn guy!
Holy shit.
Drat is locked in right now.
One's in apps, one's in apps.
What are you doing?
What is this guy up to?
Are you seeing this?
Anyone see this?
Who's got anything?
You wanna- you wanna see me make a mess?
Seven seconds to
My name
Yeah
Where is he
Uh, okay, I can't... are we buying? Shit.
So, there was a guy right there!
I should have bought it. I just can't buy a helmet.
I made a split-second decision for the team!
I don't know how I'm gonna help you, honey.
I love how I get a quick gold.
Glass cannon?
I was scammed.
Okay, man.
Watching him gamble makes me want to gamble.
I'm gonna cry.
Ah!
Quick piss and shit yourself like you're 90 years old in a Vegas casino for good luck.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. One more. One more.
You see it? That's someone.
It's coming. This class.
Push it. Push it. Yeah. One more.
Hopping. Hopping back.
My god, I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going Bob. Oh, I got it. I got it. Yeah, I'll grab it
There's spawn door. We should go be we should go be then we should go be
It's
Oh my goodness.
Hey, no, watch out.
There's a chicken.
Where?
Thank god.
Oh.
They're going to be near-
They're going to be near the red sign and the-
Hold the church angle, Jack.
Got one!
Yeah, don't do it
Right here
I just heard him. Oh
We go
I got scared bro, I saw Pino look at me, oh Mr. Wire meet him, I'm one Mr. Dick vision,
I'm like five good boys, good man, good a man, oh and Mr. Saucy Jack, what do you mean?
Good man, good a man, well when I went they were so excited.
These are gonna be broke, I think they're gonna be broke.
to my name second care 99
one's better now
one just stuck up on me fuck bro come lord is insane he's to the right of mid
where well you got him that's all that door yep right there he's still left
with that crazy mid that is basically where he was you guys have two dead on
I don't know where you're behind or in front of a hutch
They're both going to be over there, they're both going to be over there
They're showing?
That's us
I close
Yup, above this
Both there
Nice
The one should be hit at least twice
And I crouched all the way through apartments, and you ran up to that corner and then
No, I swear. I swear. I got I wasn't that was come Lord. We guys was that come Lord. I
Have no idea. I was all the way back here holding an angle. That's how you done it. Come on. It's not hand
Guys come on to kill me in the name fight you guys
I
Guys guys guys. I'm sorry. I don't think that one. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will take that one. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry TV. You know you
Oh perfect you got this you got this one's up very low. I'll pick up
I'm having
You saw me in the kneecap you just pistol up pick up the AK in front of them or pistol
This is a pistol pistol you have no shots. You know shots. Oh, it's a pistol pistol pistol pistol
Come on chickens.
This way.
Peanut, look.
Oh my gosh, oh my god.
Come on chickens.
How do you get them to follow you?
Come on chickens.
How do you do that? How do you do that?
How do you get them to follow you guys?
Come with your friends.
Come on.
E?
Come on.
Be careful, they're gonna be pushed up.
off
Is your smoke gonna go away?
Yeah, yeah
Now they smoke up here, but they were close
It sounded like there was a banana
They could be in uh...
Hell of a tale
For one, there's one more
Shit!
Look at banana, okay?
No, it's one team!
I'm behind you, cozy!
Uh, he had it
I'm still a kid, bro
get yourself back thank you thank you thank you they are okay thank you thank
you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank
you that's all right that we told you about us to 17 times every time you see
us the cops will come up and they got you because I'm
One's in the corner. He's gonna have an AK.
Someone! Yes! It's gonna be Cumblr on site.
I know, I know, I know. I know in both of them.
Oh good, on me.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you!
What?
He's got a live rogue swanking.
Do you see that?
Nice, unknown. What was that?
Shush, shush, shush.
He said come Lord!
Oh my god, there was come Lord again.
Come Lord has to be stopped. He can't keep getting away with this!
Back I want you to track. I'm not gonna keep bringing up the bathroom.
I have been.
The game would be over.
You have won.
But we need triple up.
And a quick gold boys this could be the win right here
You could be the win
Win your aim battles win your aim battles
I would say that's how they're gonna have money
I don't know, I'm pushed out.
I saw how you do it.
I'm smoked up.
I'm smoked up too.
Unbelievable.
This is how you do it.
Oh my God, you just digged me with an op-ed, didn't I?
He's so arches.
Yeah, I didn't see him when I peeked.
He might be in the close cubby.
Yeah, yes, yes.
I think I swear to God he is.
Right side.
Tagged once.
Nice.
One more.
There's one.
On site.
On site.
Okay, I hear one sight.
Okay, let's go back, let's go back.
I'm gonna do smokes for it, I'm gonna do smokes.
Ground smokes, let's help they work.
Good luck to those.
I'm gonna flash over if you guys wanna go.
Let's do it, let's do it!
Flash!
One's church, one's church, one's church!
Church, church, church!
All hand rolls!
Close, close, close!
Dead
Shot me
Okay, piece of shit
Got one!
Another one, same shot, another one, same shot, peanut
No!
Did you see that first shot?
That wasn't too shabby, boys!
He's not our first win of the night!
Hurry!
That's what we're chasing with boys.
Oh, back up to 18,002.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Got it.
I think this is the team right here.
I think we're all
synergized.
Now I sold that one out, bro.
Well, yeah, but the bar is set pretty low for you.
But we guys went for the rest of you guys.
I think we'll sanitize you're talking about
Start let me change my name real quick. We teach you name to him. I don't know. I just don't want to get shrink
I just in case they see my name and know it's from your shrimp
Okay
If I'm poop corn, can you be like
Gasoline piss poop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could think it hot. That was another good name
What about what about what about what about what about what about what about
um um um Donneria Weasel
Oh that might be too long actually that might be too long what about what about
um um uh
Oh damn this is a hard one um um
Captain Suck-a-Fart.
Turd Bacon Turd Bacon yeah Captain Suck-a-Fart
Sergeant Syphilis with that one. Oh, it's already picked it up. Come back. What'd you what'd you get? I'm diesel Louisa
Holy crap. What that's kind of fire
That's kind of fire
Oh, like that, chef?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
In honor of your new name, I will be opening a quick goal!
You have to invite me first.
We open the goal across the side.
I've been opening cases this whole time.
I haven't got shit.
I got shit.
We'll be inviting them then doing it.
Now we open it.
Folksy, are you opening?
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
Why not?
I opened so many like two days ago, just can't absolutely fucking the ass.
Well yeah, but, but you know what they say?
The poor scamblers quit right before they ate it big.
You know, I traded up for a $34 knife.
Hey, that's like four happy meals. What the hell are you talking about?
That's true.
That's four happy meals.
That's two car washes if you do cheap ones, not just like the base, not with like the the the the higher side.
Well you know you get a base car wash of 20 bucks. It's you can't get the the wheel side or anything like that.
That's yeah that's yeah he doesn't drive but you don't have a license. Dude this guy has been
inviting every single day we play he just spams me with invites every day.
Hey, there's some rushing guy.
He's the guy down on the thing.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to Google translate, actually.
You probably want some money or your knife or like a drone.
Google translate.
Wait.
Rushing.
Ooh.
Oh, it's you.
Yeah, yeah, I think you get the vacuum for 20 bucks. Yeah, if you well, no, well
It depends sometimes car washes include the vacuum with the initial purchase some required quarters after I think I have a
Bungulator my stream. I haven't been playing counter strike two for 10 years. I haven't opened a single gold Godspeed Bungulators
I'm a convicted felon. Can I have 40 bucks?
Do you guys want to take this guy back? I think you
How do you know that's a bugulator how do you know that's a bugulator I mean he's just saying it
I don't know well what's his name I'll check what's his what's his name X DRE
Wait, wait, wait, user X DRE okay DITY I
Donated to peanut. Oh, yep. He is a three month subscriber
Nice. All right. He was a bugulator. You were right. You were right there
Come back home come back home chief come back home chief come back home chief come on back
Remember y'all remember y'all come back home come back home. We belong
All right guys, I do not we're gonna play inferno again. Let's bend us to inferno and
Okay, that's only bad
Mm-hmm
What was the average video game it was a saucy jack?
What was good man good? Ah, man? Thank you my boys. Good. Let the dudes good. I let you die
It was me you're the man. I love you seems to start watching you last week. You're amazing. Oh, thanks, mr.
Reaching my boy. Oh or Mara's voice. Oh, that's a tough one guys. What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
I wait what it was shoes
ancient
This guy choose Mara
Well, Roj is worse than Anjan.
Do you think so?
I kind of have fun with this map.
No, Maraj is good. Maraj is good.
It's definitely the most played map in this game, though.
No, Dust2 is.
Oh, actually?
I think so, right?
Well, I know it used to be for like 10 years.
Maybe it changed.
Wasn't Dust2 out of like the pro-competitive shit for a while there,
and so Maraj became like everybody's favorite?
I believe so.
Which one is played more?
Probably of all time just to has been played. Yeah all time. I
Don't know right now
Mirage now Mirage right now. I know just to of all time for sure first. So I'm talking about like right now
Which one is playing we think?
Oh boys
I think
All right boys game battles good luck we can text if they surrender
I should hold on wait wait I said about chicken football do you promise on the stream side?
Okay, thank you checking now, I have to take this guy's profile so we can see if I can
what's on that cat away I go shim too whoa wait you signed this no no scroll
down scroll down you know all the way to the bottom what you signed this guy's
profile a year ago and he made it so no one else could comment on his profile
You got me you got me what the hell
Diesel the weasels fucking walk right now
What are the chances?
He's got a reason!
He's got a reason!
He's got a reason!
He's got a reason!
He's got a reason!
He's got a reason!
Have you been fucking Tanner?
He's got a reason!
He's Tanner!
I agree.
I was gonna say that.
Fuck off.
Bro, these guys just point out.
Oh my god, I can't be stopped.
I have a soaking butt cheek.
That's a good name.
No, that's a name.
Mm-hmm.
And he's going to be coming to you.
What's up?
What's here?
What's here?
In the window?
Careful.
You just shot with this one.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Okay, fuck earth goblin is double dinky
CG
Stopped it to let you know I still hate Marathon. Yes. Thank you. No, thank you. No
Thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you for letting me down.
We gotta save.
All right, follow me to Balsak.
You will lead us into battle.
Flash Balsak, game card.
This is poop corn 46.
Passing command to Balsak.
I'm playing for the US Army eSports team trying to get you and hush to play with us off stream smiley face
Who's you who's you all to be you all to be you mdj did that?
We're not veterans
No, he plays with us army
These boards team they try to get games with us. Yeah, I I'm not in the army. I'm
We allowed to play if we aren't in the army
Do I have to kill a guy or something
Oh fine, only if I can use one of those cool drums
He's here
Don't you worry boys, I'll cut up my legs
Yet, I've been about to kill some guys in the game to that right now. I clutch up one before that's what's gonna happen
Okay, all right, you know
Honestly, I always have that I always had a big day that guy that guy should have been dead. They guys should be dead
This guy is full sprinted in two times twice and then...
You're gonna get a golden gear on her.
Right.
Nevermind.
Save my last case for a really momentous moment.
Folksy worse than Drac by the way.
Is that really?
Is it true?
Oh my God.
I haven't had a chance to shoot.
My God.
17 damage on CG?
The wheeze!
That's incredible.
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
The guy that plays dirty problems plays something different aground.
Oh, bottom character.
One window!
Why no item? They know I'm here?
Because you're stomping around.
Come on, James!
That was pretty good. I was even for the window, but that works too.
Jump, John!
You're acting far away from it. Why did you see you took my angle? I don't know why you came this way
I'm going here every wrong. Are you happy?
Think it is here
I'm telling you that guy is insane
any one you go back to the next round he plays under you he's coming twice
okay all right all right I was trying to lock it
I think we're all poor yeah we do a Mac and watch B
Yeah
Yes
Stay on my hit boys stay in my pocket do not let's go a dubbing for any reason
Abandon the leader! Abandon the leader!
Oh, boys, I said we'd open the door.
RAAAGH!
They know where we are, they know where I remove.
Yep.
I honestly genuinely believe MDJ is not stream-saving.
I don't think he's stream-saving.
No, I think they said.
Someone else is stream-saving.
Who are you talking to? Oh, burnt peanut. Okay. I'm gonna snipe him now.
Perfect, perfect.
This is, this is c-
You can just vomit on me.
I mean, they're all gonna be here.
Chris?
All right, but what we're doing is avoiding good man, good um man!
Hey Mr. Browl, I'm avoiding good man, good um man!
I'm one.
Ultimately, I think everyone would like to see a hard survival based dude.
And it's just for a second.
I actually have a play on that like a week.
It's not that impressive.
It's a bit of a tone, but I do have the magmars, and I have-
Who's not?
not. Some A.C.U sources and someone who starts with a B that he should walk you P.A.G.E.s
fast.
Oh, this is...
Well, hush to this.
There you are.
Hush to this.
How are you hearing five voices?
In the eye.
We also played the last game together.
Don't worry, I have an operator.
Fly away from here.
Where are we going?
Playing for P.A.G.E.s.
I'm getting a P.A.G.E. mid and then you guys are going cat.
As I bring it line up on camera get line up a cat come back come back to me you guys come back
Fucking bitch
The second coming you're 37 damage around six
Thank you sir, thank you sir
They made a mess
Oh nice. Oh there you go.
He has an AWP. Okay.
I'm leaving. Alright. Okay.
I killed the guy. I killed the guy. I killed the guy.
He's reloading. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Have a good blood day boys. Gotta be careful.
Are you guys working?
Yeah.
I'm sure.
Yeah, I know the guy showed to me. Yeah, come back to me again. I just I just got you don't know I tried to trade out touch
Go see there's an op middle if you would like it
Good find good find
Isn't that the really expensive AK?
No, no, no, no, no.
They do, they do, that AK is like a box hardened,
a case hardened.
There's only one of those that's really expensive.
That's the specific pattern, it's like six, six water
or something.
Then it's worth like a ton of money.
How much is that one worth, boys?
The six, six, one case hardened, how much is that?
One hundred thousand dollars one million dollars
One point three million
As you have to get the case hard and then ask me that's me six six one is my area code
I mean fascinating very fascinating very fascinating
Else you search security number then six six one is what you need
or that
a k to be worth a lot of money any other one is only worth like
i think i get that on it
can i get a sign?
a sign?
goodbye
wait i mean a k?
for you what?
no
and the cad asked for you to sign his profile
while he's sniping the fuck out of us
i can't buy an a k you can have it alone
no you just don't buy head armor
i can't buy normal armor
no
no you can't have a sign
Must be when we win. I might sign your profile throw the gate
I'm not
Never died
Don't be a bomb
I would be a play grenade. I
Can all know I do it. My god. He's
I've never played this map and felt like I could do less than right now like
everywhere I go there's three people holding a day smallies we're in the
game for three seconds and they're standing peanut before they before
everyone even loaded in the lobby.
What's that there?
Peanut, I hate you.
What?
I do nothing!
It's your fault!
I do nothing!
I do nothing!
This is your fault!
I do nothing!
What's that there?
Good guy.
What's that here?
I assume they're staring at Palace.
Hey, we have 20 seconds.
One's in the ladder room, one's in the ladder room.
We have bomb down in the midst, so you guys stop bomb-
BOOM!
Okay.
Get me out, get me out!
Alright, alright, alright!
Alright, alright!
Okay, well...
Alright!
Guys, I think we have to have some plans.
When can you surrender?
We're not surrendering. We are not surrendering.
Never back down! Never!
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
You're too far!
That's right!
Follow me, boys!
Locked in.
LeBron Jameson!
I'll let the smoke go, let the smoke go.
Oh shit, everybody stop making noises!
I'm right about that.
Are these things not good enough?
You fucking come down.
I'm serious not another peep slowly slowly three two one now
jungle jungle jungle jungle jungle I can't move your yo I'm actually I'm gonna
fuck you please what you do you have a smoke for anything
stairs stairs stairs one CT so I'm gonna jump stairs well you have bomb
go CT go CT
go CT
we have to go CT before I plant
take CT take CT
take CT
nice get it
we're gonna plant
plant we're playing
get it?
oh that's us
one guy
one
ah he's in CT on the thingy
oh now I'm one
this happens to be the guy that might hear my voice right now
yep
drugs one
got him
I'm telling you, we are still in this game, and we play strategically as a team.
Alright, now I'm kinda poor, but you need an AK?
This panda guy is really bad when he plays under, palace.
Yeah, we go, we go, we go, we go.
Let's go, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, there's no time.
Yeah.
All right, all right, guys.
Get some smokes, get some smokes.
Same plan, same plan.
I'm gonna do a lineup smoke, one sec.
Can you tell me this?
Can you tell me this?
We don't do it yet.
We do the smoke clear.
Tell me when?
They're probably gonna throw a second smoke.
We gotta let that marinate as well.
Okay, I'm gonna throw a jungle smoke.
We can push him on a second smoke
and kill him while he's trying to throw it.
Now!
Jungle smoke, they're on, jungle smoke, they're on our feet.
He's out of stairs, there's an op.
They see a good flash.
They see a good flash.
He's out of stairs, there's an op.
He's out of stairs, there's an op.
I heard.
Flash in straight up, walk backwards.
I think, he's still on stairs, he can still peek stairs.
Oh, what a corner, what a corner!
Hey stairs, stairs, stairs.
Flash.
I'm standing out.
Nice.
Jungle, jungle up, jungle up.
What the heck is this?
He's on top of the smoke.
Just make sure you don't mess with them.
Go sit, go sit, go sit.
You guys still have my volumet 200 by the way?
I think you fixed my volumet.
Okay, so you might be able to put me down
to 100 and then he's gonna fix it.
No, he's on the same.
I'll just do it as you get later.
Okay, Oli, time to get serious, time to get serious.
Let's do...
Oli, grab his smokes.
Does anybody know where to smoke?
Okay, alright.
Wait, wait, I think I did.
Are you out the window?
Wait, are we on the enemy?
Oh, wait, wait, you see everything's going to,
Are you ready to do it ready read to one now out of the mouth that's it it's probably not
Go cat go cat one more one more character
One moment.
You just need to defuck out of me.
Wait a second.
Got, got, got, got.
PQ?
All right.
Okay.
We'll have the machine that they caught up and they all rose here personally.
That is such a crazy piece of neck.
Three men, by the way.
Three men.
All right, boys.
Three men.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
We still got this.
Back to A, A word perfectly.
Grab some smokes.
Let's wait till his smokes marinate and we'll throw him in the jungle and the CT
I'm throwing the jungle smoke. Also can somebody get two bombs for firebox?
Yeah
Go to smoke I got smoked you ready now now
That's a hop.
I need to get it.
OK.
Now play it.
He's going to hop down the stairs.
Play one.
Play one.
Oh, no!
Check, check, check!
You need to find the box.
Nice.
You're going to have to replay it.
You're going to have to play it.
Watch yours, watch yours.
There, there, there.
Got him.
Nice.
One's going to push.
One's going to keep juggling.
Watch juggling.
Don't see.
Come on, top of the ticket.
Top ticket.
He dropped.
I don't think they're trying.
They're saving.
On site, on site, on site.
What behind us? What behind us in the paradise?
The hand?
He flanked.
He flanked all the way.
That guy played, that guy played window last round by the way,
and he flanked all the way to spawn.
We still have this, we're still in this one, we're still in this, we're still in this.
Not please save him, dude, mate.
Oh, I haven't.
We're still in this, we're still in this.
Last round.
Buy everything, buy everything boys.
Let's get serious. Let's get serious boys. It's time to get serious.
I'm at B boys.
You played CT every round.
Let's go!
Oh, your brother's watching dude.
Fuck you and your brother.
Thank you Jack. Thank you.
Gotcha.
You smoke? You smoke?
You got to kill PeeBee.
You got to kill PeeBee.
You know him.
I'm gonna have a go, and then I'm gonna go.
The Hedgehog needs three.
He's got to go.
Did you go good? Did you go good?
It's so shameless, man.
All right, okay, all right, all right, okay
You should cover the map
More help we need more help which we do it. Do we do it?
It's gonna be harder for them to
To win on T side I think
Just because we can hold them and they have to push but they're gonna know no matter what
You know if we lose you gotta delete your comment on his profile
Yeah I agree with that
You know I agree with that
Guys I don't think FADJ is streamed so it's all the other one
Yeah but he also announced to his team the first three seconds
That is true
I think it goes out of excitement
I'll play one, I don't mind.
About it's the freaks that are rotating into our spawn,
not the guy who has the least amount of kills.
I'm dead on B.
Another setup.
I'm coming, coming.
I am!
You're from Kat.
To me, to me, uh, fuck I don't know.
To me, you go, Clancy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're planted, they're planted.
One's in the spawn, one's in our CT spawn.
One CT spawned. He's ratting you guys.
He's bomb B or A?
It's...
Hey.
On A.
Open that one. It's gonna get...
They're in the smoke and spawn. They're in the smoke and spawn. One's Palace I think.
Yeah, so that guy...
Perfect.
All right guys, I think damn is a little fucking shameless
I think yeah
Yeah, it was nameless. Sorry things are not going good. They are not going good
That's true
All right, so that they are next stream sniping
They're gonna know where we're at is there anything we do about that is a any plays we can make that would
Act right don't even know what you do at CT side. We have to sit there and wait for them
I don't know how much sporadic is gonna help guys
To to we're here
House, I think we start brain smoke made what to do so this doesn't happen. Yeah
It's double smoke connector. I hear a lot made right now. I hear a lot made
You do. Get along with me right now.
Get along. I'm all right.
I love this game.
I'm not available. Okay, all right. All right. All right.
Yippee, yippee. We're subwoofers.
All right, all right!
Yippee, yippee!
We're some lucky boys!
We're some lucky boys!
I didn't have a fling.
All right.
All right, okay.
Okay.
All right, okay.
All right!
Should we add like a 30 second delay to our streams?
Oh, we can't do that while we're live.
well we're lucky. Yeah. Run down man. It's high level. High level with you. I will
you okay? Well I will be yeah yeah.
Alright then. Well then they don't get to see the faces we're opening. Crows. Fucking
losers man.
I'm gonna clutch you shut up you boys don't you worry don't you worry
There's three our cats are a cat they're coming to be
The one you guys
Yeah, I mean I said brush mid
Oh my
To a fire in a smoke the geniuses. I am dead. I'm ga g mdj. Just like me
Don't you just say on the last round of the game
Okay, all right, I
I
Have lost my 18,000 rank actual fucking creatures
Actual fucking creatures. I will not lie boys did not go how I would like to do have gone
That is the way of the ocean. That is the motion of the ocean
I say if you hide our scenes this time on our queue up
We will have much better luck the morning seems I miss
I got the chicken SMG again perfect perfect
You didn't open enough cases
Well, I gotta get some more cases give me same voice
I think you go man
Yeah, we're what we're one and one right now one win one loss that's a pretty good record
Mm-hmm
Be one quick second here boys while I grab a couple
New cases right for the gold right for the takening
One moment while I log back into my PayPal
It's forgotten me again even though I'm the same gentleman who's been on this computer for two years
Same guy, same guy here, same guy, same guy
Alright everybody, everybody mute, everybody mute
I'm gonna queue up at a random time
No one will know when we queue up
I could be opening cases
I could be
twiddling my speed at nubs I could be beat my meat I could be doing anything you
never know what I'm doing I could be doing this I could be doing that you
have no idea no idea how to be good to blame man maybe I'm even on a different
game right now maybe I'm playing Windows pinball you have no idea you
You have no idea.
Come play him.
Come chow.
Come on.
Back me up on this hodge, back me up on this quick.
You know what he's saying when he's talking and his lips are moving and he's saying what
he's saying.
You know what he's saying.
If we ever allegedly get a map ban by the way.
Well now they're kicking our game.
So what are you doing?
We don't want these guys to know it's...
I feel like they're gonna know you the way, so it's like kind of whatever.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Everything!
Uh, what have we been?
I didn't even ban anything.
What have we, do we not ban anything?
No, we didn't, we didn't.
We did, okay, good.
And for no one, Mirage, we did it.
We did it.
We did it.
I have to take a PB, ban some good maps, ban some good maps, I'll be back.
Don't choose any stupid fucking maps!
What map do we think he wants to play the least?
I'm playing Dust.
Dust?
Always, man.
Oh, oh my gosh.
He comes back and we're playing Overwatch. He's going to flip. Everyone vote ancient.
Overwatch?
Overpassed?
Overpassed.
You want CT or open any pick?
What's going to make him more mad? We're going to get T side. He's going to be livid.
I'm getting a drink. Go quick. Where's one, Tx?
Let's roll.
Holy fuck, that last one checked me.
Okay, noble shit. I've actually never played this map.
Jack, we literally played this map. Yes, two days ago, no?
I haven't played it. I haven't played it.
What was the name for that?
Well, cool replay went, but it wasn't Jack.
Uh, probably Genji.
Hey, we picked your favorite map.
Hey! I just gotta like this map.
Are you going to absolutely destroy or get a massive 14-inch
and it's veiny girthy slog deposited into my esophagus.
Like a big envelope, big of America.
Let's get this shit done, ayyyy oh yeah!
After a quick gold.
All right, wait.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
No one said hello peanut, we might be in the clear.
Oh I gotta peek, I gotta peek!
No way!
Yeah!
Use good job of all.
They're fighting over there.
Score!
Go, go, go, man.
It's Balanced God.
Oh, well.
Yeah!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Connect, connect, connect, connect.
I do, I keep getting hurt.
Ready?
I don't like this.
Nice, nice, nice.
Well, I'm gonna do this.
Wait, you guys are all dead already?
What happened?
He's here, he's there.
Oh my god, they're all right here, they're literally all right there, all of them, two
in front of you.
What the hell?
Give me a gold!
What are you doing there?
One was on a why the railings in the party thing the railings up there
I'd rather lose to be us being terrible than to scream snipers. Yeah, yeah
Uh, quick, gold?
How can everybody blame StreamSpect that was leading two people stream?
Come on, let's go!
Oh, I don't know, maybe because...
I'll give it to you so we can talk about it.
The first guy has 900,000 viewers.
I'll give you 100 to ban that permanently.
Exactly.
I didn't tell you his name so I can ban another one.
They're called bugulators!
Do not disrespect my bugulators again!
Uh, you're a CT message.
Dink this guy! Dink this guy here!
Go in there and here if you got it!
top of the window, top of the window
yuck
that was fun, I had fun
I'll get the plant first to make some money boys
hopefully, hopefully we get the plant
I'm so sure
I hear them surrounding me
I got the plant, I got the plant
what the fuck are we doing?
I shot speed
dude, I got the plant
I got the plant, that's what matters
nice shots be me
is the floor good
good
it's all right
get up on
get up on
get up on
that's what matters most
uh like
I try thinking good shit
I shot me thinking good shit thinking good shit
let me get a quick goal
you guys are stressing me out
fuck you
I'm lotioned up
oh my god
You got a purple. Yeah, I got a purple. Yeah, Joby a Finch head
They're flashing a remitter now the trumpet it might be Appleans
I
Blow
Wait, wait, wait
I got his toes.
Array!
We took a fine money after.
Oh, it's Mark.
Steve, God, work.
I think I don't think we get it.
We're doing pretty good.
All right, quick gold.
One second.
One more.
Steve, what?
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
I've been scammed again I've never seen a gold in a game it'd be really cool to pull
one I see what I pulled that gold in the day I was doubting golds ever existed that's what
you have to say before you open it.
All don't exist and peanut has no
A thousand blues upon you. All right, you gotta be
No, they're there. I think they're eco buying or forest fire
heard it
You can wind up deagles and pistols
one
One more one more one more down the connector. I have an AK on the ground in front of you guys
He's inside the snowmobile.
Ah, he's not hiding.
He's still up.
He's right behind me.
I could slam that slime up.
He could be split.
Nice.
There's going to be one more there, Jack.
Where do I go here?
We'll see you next time.
We'll be left bomb and spawn.
I would start there.
Go back to spawn.
Should I tell him?
on the opposite diagonal direction on the map then look up at the meeting that
boys the bomb is absolutely the furthest you can possibly be from him
mom I guess
Yeah, you got time, go slower.
That whole side of the map is trippy.
Like that.
Like that.
Like that.
Like that.
I have been scammed yet again much to it
No, I got I got it. Okay. Why is it we buying because we're all broke. That's why
Don't worry. I'm your hero. I will lead the charge
Watch.
Me and C.O.B.C. together have the same amount of kills as Drac currently.
Ah, yeah.
Alright, I'm blind.
Okay, I have a fire.
He's not gonna agree with me.
Must start working long.
That's much.
Thanks, Hutch.
He flashed out long
Behind they flanked us because the journal engine is the greatest player ever he's in our spawn. How is he what the fuck?
Perfect perfect
It's over the bunch is wrong
Fuck you if you didn't say that I would have been fine
That was alright guys, okay quick back ten rush B
Don't stop for nothing. Mm-hmm. What do you guys think?
I mean, I say I have an idea. I have an idea. We everybody stay on me in my pocket in my pocket
I want you I want you inside of me you guys ready?
That's right.
Alright boys, reform me, reform me.
Copy my exact movements.
Not you.
Not deviate.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna charge, I'm gonna charge.
Oh, what if he wanted me, what if he wanted me to go?
You weren't even going to be
Yeah, look at the flash oh you if you look away from it doesn't sony yeah, that's right. Yeah
What the fuck?
What did that? What did that?
Are you gonna be up top me again?
What did that? What did that?
Yo, wait, that's actually a sick thing about this game.
When you double get a flash, it doesn't flash you?
It's every game ever.
No, I'm caught in there.
If it lands behind you, you're fucked.
That's a stun grenade.
Flash.
What?
In...
In...
The flash, doesn't it not flash?
Yeah.
Like, if it lands...
Every lens does Mac 10 fall be immediately
Come on boys, come on every group up every group up right here. Okay, okay
Well, well, my boss. Thank you. Don't leave me. Come on. Come on. I'm right here. We're ready. Is it ready?
Just one quick just oh
Right up on the boys
I do connect your right to connect here
It's all right. It's all right. 100%
I'm bomb. Yeah. I'm. They're doing it. They're doing it.
Yeah, I'll be you. I'll be you. What a plan here. Oh, he's in the he's right in the bathroom.
Yep, right there.
I
Guys I think that we may have the move here
I see we pick one guy and
Then we just follow that guy this round. Let's do let's do drag
You literally has no idea what he's doing. There's no way the enemy will know either. I'm hoping they will fall into the house
Close you were following you
Oh
I
So sexy and hot 20 seconds ago and they're already
Yeah, we're gonna be the stride kind of works. It's like kind of words right here, right?
I fear no flash
I think you'd be a streamer and be so bad at countersprite.
Hey, George, hey, George, hey, George, hey, George.
Flipping on the record button doesn't make me a god.
All right, that makes no difference at all.
We're gonna rip this game.
We're gonna prove you wrong, George.
Fuck you.
You know my homies, hey, George.
Fuck it!
You open message faster than I'm even talking to you.
Follow me, boys.
Yeah, we we we falling balls at this time
Why?
Where are you going?
I see dead
Let's go
We're gonna be connector
You got me?
Got it
That's not him, another one's connector
Just hold hold hold
Wow, what a Molly
I don't know how he's taking this long for someone to tell you it your crosser whenever you're shooting it's moving you got to turn that shit off ASAP
It's Timmy actually told me to do that
okay
Yeah, and a hunch I love you chief think of you as a dear friend wait think you're intelligent on I like you a lot
I don't know how he's taking this long for someone to tell you it your crosser whenever you're shooting it's moving you got to turn that shit off ASAP
It's Timmy actually told me to do that
I love you chief. I think of you as a dear friend. Wait, I think you're intelligent. I like you a lot
Timmy's better than you
Yeah, I rest my face in the court of law, and I apologize for ever saying anything
So Timmy hasn't to wear the crosshair moves when he shoots. I don't think so. I think he just doesn't for new players
Yeah
Should be dead body
No, I go in quick quick quick because what I mean that I was dragging over there. Okay, I'm a cool
I
Great look you should only one of me is an anime avatar just like you
Yeah, when I'm at the panel
What folks see you wait for what is your damage looks like right now with those nades and we've even given him a motion
5773 51
I think I thought I was gonna devour other
I'm not even doing better.
Fuck your shit, guys.
Fucking it, boys, watch it in!
That'll be true.
Got a penis?
He's, uh, sliding on rain that we childhood with.
One's long, one's long, behind the tree, one's long, behind the tree. Left side.
The tree in the rock.
We're called, we're called.
You're looking right at the tree right now, Poke.
Here we went bathroom.
Probably in bathroom, yeah, I'm holding the long angle.
Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me.
Ah, you hit me.
No, I got no health.
Alright.
What the hell?
Give me an op-ion, by the way.
Yep, look at his...
...M.S.
Not op-ion 4.
What a psycho, Pat.
I'm one.
I'm one.
A connector, connector!
You see that boys?
You see that?
You see that?
What are you saying?
That was footsteps.
Sounded like the footsteps are outside.
That was the guy.
Alright. Last round. Last round of the half boys.
Buy it all up. Buy it all up.
Suck in the ocean. Bring out the whole ocean.
Change of my sense.
I mean my resolution.
I mean my resolution
Go native
Is that what a truck is on?
You got this, we got this 7 to 4
I used it on 1920
But we've seen poker at 1440p
It's a CT-sided map, we got this
I was 1600, 900 there
I'm gonna try it at 1440
You scared the hell out of me
Double, double more, he's smoked on us.
Get off me.
He's hurt?
He is, he is, he has one shot in the back.
Is he hurt? Is he hurt?
No, I didn't hit him, I had no.
Oh, he grabbed it, he grabbed it.
Bro, I knew he could be that close already.
Um, he pushed CT into our spawn again.
Got one!
He's in our spawn.
I
Me on me on me
I
Get shot from out even though we came from what he got from it director
You told me to look bathroom you jackass is it there was a white swing bathroom
got it see that's on the playground boys
You play close corner I died I tried
I think they're behind the big people right now nice one review on
Don't worry, bumblebee didn't save the day!
I think we got someone see we had a headshot with pistols I made, holy shit.
Oh god!
True Sherman.
There is a Sherman in this game, but apparently it's not a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you already knew about it?
Well, I think you just uh put play names as clean names and that's about it
They used to be like an anonymous mode then for us
I'm gonna peak be right now, maybe gonna rush it another plant
That's got flash on B
or either in character
It's running back to your headshots
It's fucking insane
bathroom in four
bathroom in four
Oh one
That's the last guy
He's still left of him
Come on, Rainbow
No!
I do I shouldn't be loaded back there in the bathroom
Did we get that boot in the bathroom?
Connector, whatever
Oh, no, I couldn't seem to be different
All right, okay, six days six to eight boys it's time to lock it in
Mr. Duck, but what is it like good man? Good. Oh, man
Hey, well my time there you go. I'll give you back then touch
My wife said if you read this and say yes, I can use the middle name in a
What just happened to me
Oh yeah!
I'm saying he died.
That's a great way to do it.
Absolutely, because you're absolutely god speed!
God speed!
I got one now.
Got one?
I'm smoked off in heaven.
3v3.
3v3 should be here.
It could be cost.
Yes, I've numbers we're probably playing dirt back there
No, it's not it's made up
Water this side is called monster
Okay
Do that to your kid bro what the fuck do you see that's actually a great name
I think we're doing pretty good on CDC. I've I've seen people with the nickname peanut. I've seen that's just me
Pete's a great day. Hey drag
You're from middle name. You can be that's a great name
Yeah, it's a baby little peanut. You can be that's like the perfect day two hours ago. You gave me a calm
It was your name, Bartholomew!
What the f**k?
Edgar!
I'm reading you through this.
Top five names!
Top five!
Top five!
Top five!
Top five names!
Top five names!
He grows up!
Dude!
Oh, they made him bad.
So!
My name is Peanut, you jackass!
Shut up!
Party, party, party, party, party, party!
Can I say something?
Can I say something?
You want some eggs?
You want some eggs?
I was too much to try to play some.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
Oh, see?
What the?
I always amused right at the fucking part.
Fuck you.
I can flash up there.
Long, long, long, long, long, long.
I'm back.
I'm back.
You're behind me.
Oh.
Hey, I'll flash for you any day.
Close kill.
You're mine.
Still there.
Yeah, still there.
Another one long?
Too long.
Fucking.
Oh, okay. That was where it is.
Okay.
It's in guy.
Right here?
Yeah.
Get it up on site.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Sprinting.
Full sprinting.
Okay.
Right there.
What?
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, that's bad.
Holy shit.
What?
This is a dragon in the game.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god.
Guys guys what rank is Nick Merck's?
What's his number?
He's in my jack talking shit
You see 5k
5,000 one of our 4,000
5,000 I actually don't know what rank is. I thought 5,000
I
Give you some lessons offline chief. Don't you worry I give you some lessons. I give you lessons offline
Let's click you shoot
W is forward. Mm-hmm. Thank you, huh?
Thank you, I think you have
All blood in your earplugs.
Back here, back here, Peter.
You ain't no way to look at that.
I hate everything!
You're all gonna fucking see it.
Yeah, 33,000.
5,000, you little red.
Three to one.
Oh, one behind me in the bedrooms!
No!
I got bomb down.
Nice shot boys!
What's up? Where did that guy rotate from?
Nice!
Who do you want this mix?
Who do you mind?
Ben, are you live?
No.
Fuck, I wanna see what I ragebidded you.
What's a nice?
I think it was...
It was when you said that there were B
But they were actually like...
Mixed case?
I think it could be on A.
Okay, dude.
I sprinted with my knife out
I thought I was thinking they're on B and they're on A
Yeah, she got such a good shot
Yeah, Mike, well, it's my 13th reason
Throwing flashbang
I see B, yep, B
What?
I saw them, I saw them if it works that much
They're gonna get back on A
Nice, down down B, down down B tunnels
One's on, one's water, one's hell
Hell dead, water
Okay, I'm not gonna
You sure these are real cods?
Water is the side of the tunnel
Bro
and seen anyone on the top sides
That just means we're winning son
9 to 9 boys
this is neck and neck
I had 0 damage for the first 4 rounds
so I was told the dude rack is ok
that's all i had
lock it in boys lock it in
come on boy
oh sorry i didn't mean to say neck
it's your knick marks
i don't want to figure out nothing
it's a close game it's what i meant
close game
Nobody's being I accidentally needed so me
At my fault I gotta set up you fall asleep or they
I'm down on the fountain nice. I'm just chilling. Maybe I do. I do. Tina's to house.
20 so it's pretty much you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. This is my house. You are.
This is my house. You see that, Mr. Merrick? You can do that. What's going on? What's going
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Can you guys hear me?
What's going on?
What? Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, it's me.
He always does that.
Alright, I'm pretty sure you guys are f**king with me.
Alright, okay.
Hodge!
Hodge, can you hear me?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Hello there. What happened?
Nothing. Nothing. You just saved me. You're a good man.
Yeah. Oh, like, like, deep left.
I think he's on him.
I think he's on the right.
He might be. He might be.
Okay, I'm gonna be. There's one connected. There's one connected.
They're running back with armor now. They're running back toward A.
What?
One's connected right now
Flashing site for one of their boys
I'm one
I made health, okay?
Good work, guys!
I have a very good opera pal, a very good opera.
Bang out!
Flash bang!
Default, no shield!
Yeah, bomb down clock, I think?
Right there, right there, clock, right there, hold on a second.
Yeah, it was a water fountain now.
Water fountain? Okay, cool.
Okay, work.
Watch this AFK, some boys, it's a 4v3.
3v3, I'm alive.
Okay, all right, keep that at 1.
Watch this actually AFK, cause I'm 1-5.
There he is, perfect.
Got him.
One's balloons I think, party.
Uh, yep, he's walking bathroom right now.
He's looking pretty long.
I just think you can check.
I just definitely have to check.
I think you can check.
You can check.
Fuck!
Views are dropping, we need, oh I...
Pal, I'm here.
My job is to entertain
They're cool
He has to be part of the community not beat a dead horse for a couple extra thousand viewers
Let's be pal. Let's be pal
I'm here to entertain the bugulators that want to be here because they like it here not to fucking
Rip something until it's dead and gone just so I can get a little extra on the side
I
Can't wait to go back on the update it's we fun to be fantastic
Also, you know what I could have got a stone you
If you're sexy, but yeah
What happened that was my ace but lots are in the wind boys lots are in the wind
And that was good cuz that was one shot. I'm poor. I'm poor
What is hot job to right now I dropped my zit on the ground has hair on it
Don't worry
I'm ready to run.
I'm good at this.
I'm just screaming about fucking Zendah.
All guys connected.
Man, that's a dude.
What he must do.
Watch this, man.
OK, all right.
Hold this.
OK, I'm dead there.
What's your number?
Bumby, bumby, bumby.
W, W, W.
That's right.
I forgot three.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
How do you do it?
How does he do it?
Thank you so much.
I didn't mean to make you feel bad about yourself.
That's OK.
That's OK.
right now how'd you get that all right I'll put it right now thank you sir thank
you so whatever bombs down you always just want to play bomb okay you can
still walk now yeah other side of smoke yeah through smoke
PES G TWICE NOW
You don't say it he's behind the one right in front of you?
Yeah
PES G PES G
PES G
I was looking for a G on my keyboard
I was looking for a G on my keyboard
What the fuck is G
No way
Oh that shit's so far away from me
What the fuck
It's two keys over
I'm gonna put my hands in this
It's weird
My cloak
I don't know what I've been told!
If we lose this fight, oh wait, I have so much money.
Lock it.
Folks, you ready to be impressed? Get the fuck out of my way.
Thanks, I must.
Oh my god.
You poo poo!
Hold up.
Reload!
Hey, you had to.
She's holding a problem.
No!
You got all the way to the top.
No!
I'm gonna try to come up connector.
Now I'm just sending you-
Thank you!
Up there now.
I couldn't have already served a guy.
I think I went connector.
Fine, man.
Behind me?
Yeah.
Fuck, I just looked around.
He's down the tunnel.
You got these two, right? The other guy's planting a thing.
I think I should be here for a new plant.
He'll have it do then.
Fire in the hole.
Oh, that's bad.
Push back out.
You got this, folksy!
You got this, you got this, lucky!
You got this, folksy! We believe in you!
Show who the boss is!
You're so good looking.
What are you?
Kind of a shit.
Dies!
Solid 7!
I need to kill that guy with the AWP.
I keep getting poor somehow.
Okay, well this is last round before we go OT.
I set it off.
Yep, we do not want to go OT boys.
I dropped you guys.
Crack, I didn't even know it was possible.
We have four done.
Two shabby boys.
a round. Is that a line? Yeah. In fact, why don't you have a gun? I don't have a
I don't know if we're done.
Drag saving for next game.
Drag is the last round.
Can I have the knife?
Oh, here it comes.
I blew it, I blew it, I suck so much.
Ah!
Oh, grenade!
On the balloons.
Oh my!
Oh, you got that.
Oh my goodness is one right there to the bathrooms
We're going to overtime we are going over time
I'm dead ones on site I got flashed
Take that
No matter if we will come back in overtime.
The guy who says he was 7-7 in the world.
We'll come back in overtime.
Let's make this right, let's make this right.
I'm whipping out the opposition, no worries.
We were just up five rounds.
And we won, what happens?
Let's take a look at the scoreboard and see what's going on here.
No, we don't got to do that.
Okay, let's see.
Hmm.
mmm is it when we play apex and we get a dub and you have zero kills mm-hmm mm-hmm
mm-hmm I'm it would have won this game already okay that's weird oh oh so they
They know who we are.
They're dying to hide.
Perfect.
Perfect.
They're dying to hide.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I'm one shot, by the way.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
You play on with a fucking controller mostly without your pistol you're not him
You never will be
um pretty good myself I got three kills I run out of good too
who's better
Okay boys locking it that'll have it that'll happen sometimes boys. God be careful
Yeah, it's always next time except for two rounds until we lose
Play may
Flash long. Two, two, two, two long. Got one.
Oh, one connector. One more behind the rock.
Actually, I'm gonna try one long. One shot connector.
Nice, that's him. Two winnable. One more.
Got one, got one.
One more.
Long?
I should have known.
No. Yes, yes.
Oh, what?
Oh my oh my
He's fucking
That guy's just sitting in a dark-ass fucking corner randomly
Yeah, hey guys remember when we were up by five and then they just randomly started winning a ton
Well, you mean when they turn the stream on
Lock it in boys lock it in
Wait, can I do it
That's what you did just do something again nothing here. I think I just flashed your deck
Yeah, I connected the okay here. Okay. There's you connect here. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. What's one B?
When I sweep the light
I mean, oh
Do that door on the right
Can you go through the door?
Yeah, yeah, that's a certified legislation. I just sort of buy the situation so guys
So yeah, so this is yeah
Yeah, yeah, um
Yeah
Yeah
Because I was too working this
Yeah, yeah
This is gonna be easier for us boys, we can do random shit
Yeah
Alright, lock it in boys, let's, let's, let's get you in
It's time to go for the tie
What'll be crew?
I'm so ass
I just died four rounds in a row without killing anyone
I wanna die today
I don't want to kill you
I'm gonna end the molly beam, just use it
Hi this guy, this guy's, this guy's a fucking loser
Good after I die with bomb, I apologize
This is the only chief, we have 4v2
You have this, you have this, it's a neither's, neither's
You're a tornado, boys.
It's gonna be good to be.
Okay, it's a bomb.
It's out, it's out.
It's out, it's out!
You're on it.
You won.
That's a wrap for the save.
Meh, meh, meh, meh.
I remember would you always get used to get six kills
look at that no no he was averaging like 300 damage a first day I'm taking me
doing really good that's usually when you bastard
I
Know one nice
One bathroom one con
I'm one no
You guys have a yeah, I got a bomb
get bomb inside you
SHUT UP
they might be back there
i'll site right there
one's struck
one's left
stop
i'm stuck
one's struck
no way
one shot
you gotta hit him
you gotta hit him
you're on a terrorist win
Yeah, okay, there it is
There's adrenaline with that calm crazy calm
That was flanking our spawn
One when he started talking what he said he said GG is close. He beat it and slithered eat
Thanks for 18k
Highlight of your life
tomorrow. You won't. All right, honestly, kind of kind of kind of
played a little bit right there. But, um, um, uh, honestly, yeah,
honestly, closely kind of kind of good flavor. Yeah, I'm not
gonna lie. I didn't think there was anything we could say to
that. They kind of messed us. Um, they were kind of riffing
this up. Um, but, uh, closely kind of came in for the, uh,
hook at the end there so that's my boy hit a bar fight
come to swing it come to swing it hide your screens boys hide the screen hide the screen hide the screen hide the screen hide the screen hide the screen
where everybody mute your game I'm gonna queue at a random time at a random time guys honestly
should we switch names again or no I'm down to try it yeah I'm done oh yeah
Like quick names which quick names which everybody switch it just picks like a random do not choose something
Oh hutches hutches left testicle
Choose something really like super secret spy
you.
Okay, I'll do a quick game. We
Now nobody say anything we're gonna go in at a random time random time nobody say anything that she gave me muted
My my profile picture is a peanut
That's something
Yeah profile pictures could be something you know
That's about as important as like our damn well name
How do you change your picture?
Oh, I see I see it. I see it. I see it. Do you want to do want to change them? We should probably yeah
Wait, yeah, yeah, I'm changing right now. She's right now. Just choose one of the default ones
By cases, but where do you do that? Oh, yeah, my stage of these everything's done. I did holy shit. I'm actually sick as
Oh dude, I'm actually sick as fuck.
Is this you?
Oh yeah, you just-
You like my name? You like my name?
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
any hutch. What's the name?
Oh, yeah, you're avatar as well.
Oh, shit. Okay. All right.
Okay. Every start refuse.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay. Okay. Okay, dude.
How is that possible?
Thank God my screen is hidden.
I literally just got an invite from someone with a genuine
penis on the screen.
I'm really looking at a guy's cock.
Like a actual cock?
Yeah, like an actual cock.
How I bought this guy.
Hey, wait, wait.
There's, you have to disable pictures.
I didn't mean to.
How do I disable pictures?
Just send you an invite on my alt account.
Sorry about that, P.
Did they, did they got, wait, was that actually you?
No, wait, no, no, dude, it was an actual penis.
Was it like a legitimate penis?
Do you think that I'm sending you an invite
on an alt account while I'm on my main account
that has a cock on it?
Okay, how do I disable pictures?
Somebody tell me right now.
I'm not a nice cock.
No, dude.
I'm not commenting on the nicest of the cock.
Can you describe the cock to us?
Left or right?
Great.
We set out game.
Yo, over on the on straight back?
Over under?
Okay, settings game.
Okay, settings game.
Communication on the top.
Okay.
And then go to hide avatar images and customize items.
Okay, got it.
Wow animated avatars off. Okay. All right. Okay guys. Okay. Wow. Thank God. My she was hidden in there
It was a legitimate penis
Yeah
Commenting on the length girth nor nicest of the penis in which I saw
Answer the question. Yeah
Wait, everybody's telling me they saw it
They're like, they're like, yeah, am I gonna get banned for that?
Am I actually they decide?
No, because you had to get rid of it.
It wasn't your fault and you didn't show that.
That's a second.
That's not your fault.
No, it was a genuine penis.
It was a straight up.
No, it should be done.
Oh, no one saw it.
Oh, they're like, oh, thank God.
Okay.
They're like, okay.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Okay.
They got it.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
Good.
I'm scared for seeing it. I'm scared for seeing it. Wait, Drac accepted a front-of-press on this on your steam account
Wait
Wait, I'll do that. Let's show you guys this told me and I know it just says player for you guys
So I need you guys to accept me so I can see your names. What wait?
Drac, are you whose account is that? Oh?
My ulti account obviously I look at them
I looked at the most recent names and those will you boo boo and come okay?
They actually didn't see it.
They actually didn't see it.
Okay, someone just described the penis to me.
They didn't know.
I have you on my other monitor.
I'm pretty sure they didn't see it.
They described exactly what was happening in the picture.
It's the guy that sent it.
Yeah, it is true.
That issue, it could be the guy that said, okay, guys, Ben.
Well, I guess we guys will show.
All right, okay, guys, let's go, nuclear agent.
My new name is Coyote with AIDS
Mr. Cousin mr. Freshman was good man good
I boys pick the side pick the side boys about boys reaching boys. Oh agent. I love agent. I love agent
Oh, no, yeah, we put oh we put this with truck. Okay. Yeah, yeah truck, mr. Truck
Pretty easy to just have a leader
Okay
All right. Well now that would be in safe. I'm a skill. I'm a skeleton guy. I only with AIDS, all right
I hear you. I hear you like hunch your super secret spy, right?
Cooksy you're loachin' up on a Tuesday.
Don't tell anybody shh.
And I think Rogue is Jack Link.
Emmys roll their dogs, I don't know what that means.
And then-
Jack Link.
And then Drag is-
I should call her.
All right, lock it in boys, lock it in.
You have to do it in the accent though, son.
Dang it.
Jamie, baby.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm about to have my shit put open.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, that's the heavens.
They're not pretty quick though, boys.
Go in.
Okay.
I need to take that.
I jumped into that as well, bro.
I've got it.
I've got it as well.
There's only one kill boys. I don't think
We go
That twitchy L a wall his exact name stream side system
We tried I was just about to say that yeah
L a wall exactly like that that stream side me nick and hunch on our
I gotta go!
OH MY GOD!
Impression.
Oh, that guy does have arc radius.
He tried.
He's dead there. Fucking...
Mac.
He is back!
We should put the first letter of our names inside the actual names here so that we know who's who.
That should be P. Coyote with AIDS.
I mean, we know, but they don't know.
Should be a next game shot.
Yeah, next game shot, next game shot.
Are we buying boys?
Yeah, we're buying.
All right, let's win this one.
Oh
Go on that you got to
I get it you saw the penis
one type B
you should do that or no
he's on B
he might want me to
oh my
oh my
throwing him on top
The penis isn't your VODS? Not good.
I think the VODS COME FROM!
DUMBASS!
I hit that guy for 15 damage, huh?
Hmm
All right, I can't read any of those all right guys
I've got a good feeling about this game
I think there are no stream snipers except for that guy that's the exact same name as the other guy that streams
I just other than that. I feel very good about this
Also does own our craters. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. We're in this. We're in this to win this
They're all there hey hey with Bombay go go go
Flash bang out
There's a bomb in the window
Okay, go on
Nice to chat
Thanks
We'll play, we'll play
I'm one
The best
I
Loaded timing fuck
Dude, I had like eight bullets left
It's my shots close up
My fault miss I need for 81 three no worries. Don't worry. We're still pretty good
All right guys you might if I get a quick goal before the next round judge
I'm gonna do my best.
And I was scared.
I see you do a perennial rush, B, what do you think?
Come in.
Yeah, no.
Let's ride!
Get him!
Oh, he's boys.
Got one, got one!
Nice, huge.
I did my
I
Was a noor he was in there it was in our spawn tucked in a fucking corner
Yeah. Yeah. So I said, yeah.
Do we win? No.
I barely not.
Don't worry, boys. I have my second silly juice of the night. I'm powering up.
Woo!
Up. Go helmet. I'll be your gunner.
I can go A-list. Playing picks, boys.
Yeah, it'd be right now.
I missed, I'm perfect. I died. Guys, guys, they're pushing A.
It's supported with myself.
What's going on?
No way.
One's in the center.
I knew you were gonna respond.
Are you ready? Yeah, one was in our spine, just killed me and fuck.
I'm gonna get there.
Yeah, 1790?
Nah.
Yeah.
So that's shotgun and fuck it?
You'll feel my wrath.
I'm going to stick it in him.
Where?
What's the plan here?
Who's got where?
Where are we going?
Let's lock it down.
I don't care for it.
Shit.
So.
Everybody debils.
Double-deagle rush B.
I'm going to be there.
What about?
You're a drag-a-bot, kind of.
It's my fifth hour on M&V.
I'm finna swailin' for cocks!
That's right!
Do you guys get close to Minata?
I'm kinda doing good!
I'm like...
Oh my god, oh my god!
I was on fire! Did you guys see that?
Yeah, I was kind of on fire. I was kind of on fire right there
All right, I'm off in bed after a quick little b mopping here quick place. I
Was scared
We're broke as fuck if we lose this one
Very broke like I'm talking fucking
I don't know how they broke.
I'm not even that worse.
What's up, B?
I pushed up through.
Who?
I'm not supposed to die.
Follow me.
Call 1-2-3, straight out.
I'm on mid. I'm on mid.
I'm on one now. I'm on.
Want's it to come from our spawn side as well?
The shocking guy?
Yeah, right here.
Is that it now?
It's on me.
Yeah, 100% saw me
Nice I know you're gonna be here in mid. I'm right in you know
Hacking cheetah
No other explanation
No other explanation
Here
Terrorists win.
Alright guys, oh I'm not broke, let's go! Off the armor!
Okay, we need to have some stuff.
Yeah!
We have some stuff!
Lock it in, lock it in boys, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in.
Wish we could, I wish we could.
My grandma is better with the op to be honest.
Your grandma's better on the pole.
Alright now let's ride boys.
Guys ready? Let's get this. I got this. You guys can be an A. Lock it in. Lock it in.
Lick it!
Got one!
Nice time. Fuck him up.
Okay.
Got one there.
Alright.
Okay.
Grandma may have the skills.
I had one.
You could have not got that first guy.
I could 1v1 you grandma any day of the week.
I'm being held right now.
Yeah.
That's just me.
Nice.
Have a nice 6-Watt.
When you see this, when you see this.
He just shot your body 30 times after you were dead.
Yes.
That's correct.
It's a sign of disrespect.
It's a sign of disrespect in Japanese culture.
Actually, he fucking just pissed me off.
Oh, that's the sword thing, the sword thing.
All right.
All right.
You give me the sword thing.
You eat the sudoku or something like that?
Sudoku?
No, I don't think sudoku.
Is sudoku Japanese or do you have Chinese?
No, when you put a sword in your stomach?
No, no, no.
That's Japanese egg.
Right?
That's the UK.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, mate.
This is making my family!
Wait!
They want to fuck with me! I brought this file, mate!
And I'm back!
They're hopping around over there!
They're on me.
We're back. They're planning B.
LIT!
Check, check, check!
Okay!
Check!
Nice.
I
Get it come you got me
Good one cave
AK
All roads it's been all game man. I get like a fight. It's just first shot headshot every single fucking time
This is our comeback right here boys. He's gonna come back
this is a fight son will be all right son
Watch this, two tap AK double kill men.
You got Jameson!
Okay, I four-finged.
Nice, I'm gonna rotate B.
I won!
What? I saw the little big thing on him!
thing on them you guys see that white lives are coming his head I thought I
thought we'd call them there hutch thank you all right guys these guys pretty
fucking bad I agree I agree 100% we can come back this is a t-sided map anyways
this is our fight song but probably we're a t-sided team we're a team we are
Okay, okay, all right, it's time to bring it back. It's time to bring it back right now. Oh
My god, I lose 300 if I lose this I can't lose this boys
Bring it back now y'all bring that now y'all
Rush be don't stop for nothing
I
Jack lead the way your track. Yeah, you lead the way the most expendable
Watch for names what nobody would buy your guns run into the site
In the middle of mid they calmed it they calmed at the nail, okay
Once it be made right now
guys guys something is going on here I didn't know there was two there I thought he was
fighting at his left I need to get head faster I think twitchy lol just came in
He said which the lol owns you haha little bro. Little bro
Said that you
Guy quite literally swaps between ourselves
Ninja
Kifu and symphony and the I mean I I personally believe that he's been doing this for like non-stop three months
It's honestly impressive, but I don't know. I would love to know what he smells like
He doesn't say where his father is
What are his resume looks like?
Oh my god, I'm pretty good guys
This is just you peanut. Don't worry boys. I'm an ace
I got to I got to right there. We can guys we can actually bring this back. We need this back controlling
How do you propose sir
Where are the opponents
No, what do you guys like to proceed? I
Say you push on the left
I'm not out of it.
Hutch is out of him.
Can you get calm band in this game?
Twitchy already knows that he's talking to him.
Wait, wait, what?
Oh wait, oh it's going to hit Twitchy.
Okay, wait, wait.
That'll be good reason.
Dammit!
Is he gone?
There's one more bug in the box right in front of that. Yeah, he's aiming at you same spot
I'm so fogged
Wait, what happened to me?
Where the fuck is he?
The second I pull off that peak he immediately peaks it brothers. I'm not playing after this game
This is every night. I'm shit. How about we play a fun game peanut?
How about we play something where every game one of your viewers isn't in here
You're tree sniping their fucking dicks off!
I think this is just a lot of games.
I'm not here, I'm busy here.
Drop plate fucking Liars Bar, or something where these fucking losers aren't sitting there
staring at what we're doing!
This is a pretty fun game.
We got to chill out when I'll come to some space.
What game do you want to play?
I don't know, but I'll be serious.
Kills me.
Oh my god, I'm a demon.
I can't be stopped
They can't stop me
of
the
death of
death
of
Get out of here!
Oh behind, no.
What the fuck is this?
Whoa, no, win it, win it, win it!
Nice try, P.
Thanks, T. I appreciate that, T. I appreciate that, T.
Track, you would have been dead already.
That's how I-
I got three kills that round, buddy.
I got three kills that round.
Ew, ew, ew.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
You guys, you think about it, we're only,
we lost to one one.
So take it, we're not,
you were over a 33% win rate for the night.
That's actually pretty good.
That's actually pretty good.
Plus, I'm literally about to open a gold right now.
Yeah, true.
I never mind, but that first thing still is true.
Ooh, penis guy trying to send me another invite,
but I've got the icons blocked.
Ooh, got it, buddy.
Folksy, where'd you go?
Where you at?
Folksy, where'd you go?
Where'd Hunch go?
Where'd Hunch go?
I'm piecing, GG's boy.
you're not piecing it GGs boys he I was up all night last night with a dog that
was breakdancing like Michael Jackson stream for nine hours to then end my
stream with my dog breakdancing like Michael Jackson again having seizures I
am going to sleep
Yeah, no, it's going south like...
Purrs up, purrs up to the dog man, purrs up.
Purrs up, purrs up, purrs up, purrs up.
And now we're getting stream sniped by a guy named Twitchy.
It's all time low for your boy.
I'm out of here.
Alright, I'm just going to crack on a screw.
I'll be my boy. I'm a good one.
I'm a good one, I'm a good one.
Obviously big prayers out for Mr. Hunter's dog.
I'm just dog but I just to make you guys feel better. I believe
Coaching correct me if I'm wrong. I think this is a problem that is his dog has been going on for quite a while
It's not a new thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a new thing boys
Obviously prayers up for the dog, but this is this is I think his dog has epilepsy
So this is not a new thing, but of course he has to continue his dog. That's it's most important
Okay, so I think we need a fifth guy I mean a fifth guy
I'm just a truck. Oh or you guys could three stack. Oh, dude
I've got a voice critical for our halo custom games on Friday or
Nice you guys could play apex or you guys with three strikes. Yes. No, no, no. No. Let's do let's do
Apex let's do
What I
Listen, I don't maybe it's just me, but I love playing this game. I love the competitive aspect of it
Yeah, I I would love to keep playing but if everybody else wants to switch it up games, I don't care
What it's a
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's make a vote. Let's make a vote.
Wait, wait, what do you guys want to do? Cozy, what do you want to do? You want to keep playing? You want to play games?
I do. I just went to truck stream. I went to truck stream and he opened peanut and he opened peanut at the time where he said,
what is truck doing? And he goes, oh no.
Get in here, man!
Get in here right now!
It's...
I just hope it's human, he just kept saying,
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Yes, you can!
Yes, you can!
Get in here!
Get in!
Don't say do one, Danny.
Jinji asked earlier to be told
when there was an open spot.
I don't know who asked first who's Genji or trunk who do we ask first fuck sounds like he's not wanting to
Okay, wait wait before we get Genji in here do we want to keep playing this game? I
Like the game I'm having fun. I'm having fun, too. I
Let me do a quick poll the new quick poll what what are the other games you could play? Oh
We see we see we do people
Let's see here, what's let's see here.
Wide game CS2 Apex Super Battle Golf.
Lies.
Super Battle Golf is like a game that can't play that game sober.
I drank on Monday.
Then get ready.
What's a 50 if I can put it there?
I put CS2 Apex Super Battle Golf Lies.
What's a fifth game we can put there?
What? Let me see, let me see. Minecraft will be all sort of Minecraft series.
I don't think that was. I haven't ever played Minecraft.
Okay, all right, okay, all right. They will hate that.
Yeah, no, I'm talking about regular Minecraft. We could go do Halo custom either then.
Um, we could do Halo Customs, no, we need more people for that.
We're just, we just tell, wait, what Halo, the Master GBA?
Halo Infinite, no, no, no, no, no, I text you, you need Halo Infinite for Friday.
I've got 19 custom games.
You didn't text me?
Yes, I did!
When?
You didn't tell me that.
Die!
We're all doing Halo Infinite Custom Games on Friday, and I already got 19 games picked up for us.
No, you said CSGO tomorrow.
Pino, did you get Jenga?
No, I didn't get Jenga, but I saw it.
Hey, you had messaged me, dickhead?
Yes, I did.
I messaged all you guys.
No, you messaged me about CSGO tomorrow.
You put an announcement into this, Cordone.
Oh, wait, you did message me.
Wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna do this.
I'm just gonna start Paul.
Here we go, start Paul.
Paul's up.
Paul's up, Paul's up.
Halo Infinite is free.
Halo Infinite's free, yeah.
Halo Infinite's free.
Halo Infinite's free.
Ooh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh dude, CS2 actually might just win, let's go.
We'll go to the next game
where I can't want to keep playing.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
I don't know why,
but I'm so in the CS2 spirit recently.
I love CS2.
I haven't fallen off.
I didn't get a TSC honestly that is it is I love to use you have the cases the competitive nation's all fantastic
It's all fantastic CS to listen into the win actually by quite a bit
Well
Okay, I'm sure you know no reply. Hold on
Then are you friends of formal
Yeah, who's wait for my I've heard that name before who said the cod God is it God bad cod God
Yeah, we cock a duty
Cock a duty God that could oh my god
Of the leather and peanut butter and suck them to my teeth fall out I
wish you'd he had
You have a better way to message her than discord no, I don't know. No, I only got gg on discord
What yeah, yeah, that's right
It's you streaming. Oh, we can we play around? Oh, no, we can't we need to see she might be on our all crapper now
We're the hell of gg ad
This is not streaming. I call her. We'll let me try calling her. We try calling her ready
Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee
It's ringing it's ringing
It's ringing it's ringing boys it's ringing
That was good, it's not good. I won't lie to you boys. I won't lie to you
I look good
It did not go through. Okay
Alright guys, he's an answer. We need someone in this party right now. Who do we got?
You know, we just came up with a good idea. What's it was the idea? Not for tonight, but
Rainbow Six Siege. Yeah, I've never been losing Siege sometimes. We need a fifth guy right now.
Do I ask Formal? Where's Tuck at? Can Tuck play?
He just got into a face of game. He literally said. Oh my god. Wait, who do we got? Formal? It's Formal Vable?
Oh, I can't ask him.
Ask him, ask him, ask him, ask him.
We need to see some guy in the fifth slot.
Wasn't Timmy playing earlier?
Can we just get Timmy or not?
Oh, yeah, where is Timmy?
Timmy's playing a custom map.
He's human?
So, no, he's not human.
It's Timmy.
You must be doing something off-screen.
You motherfucker.
We see a literal body in the fifth slot.
By the way, who's lucky, Lucy?
Is there someone?
No?
Yeah, you know, honey, can you ask honey where Jindy's at?
Wait, honey, well honey could join.
You know, honey, an Indie's friend?
Oh, yo, yeah, yeah, get in here.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Okay.
Oh, for more just, I think he's down, but he just got into a game.
Yeah, perfect, perfect.
Well, hold on.
Do a game with, do a game with honey, then bring formal in or we can just
Well isn't that a little rude?
It's not necessarily because we kind of asked for one first, but we could...
Wait wait, you tell honey like...
Like although we all can't wait to play with her...
Formal is a better player.
Is that rude?
Is that...
You're getting yourself along.
Is that rude?
It's true! I mean, he's a better player than all of us! What?!
What?!
It's the fucking truth!
I'm not the bad guy!
I'm not the bad guy here lucky Lucy's nature. Is he on yeah, he's playing with formal. I think
The nature hates us
We see it with guys we see someone in the fifth spot
Well, how do you control the way you play oh wait, honey's here, honey. Welcome in
Oh
Wrong we're saying formal is better than you and I said no you listen up here young man that is disrespectful and rude
You apologize young man
Doll some people also everything in the unit is not true don't believe what you believe everything you have everything
You see on Twitter is the truth
One moment, boys.
One moment, boys.
All right, we got scared.
I'll be adding just a friend.
Here you go.
OK.
Oh, you're close.
She's got an anime profile pictures like you, chief.
OK, all right.
Hey, dude, no way.
Dude, this is a pod.
Dude, dude, this is a pod.
Okay, all right every hide your screens every hide your screens
You the invite honey
Honey the one that kept killing you in Tarkov I don't think so
You can leave our country. Oh, yeah, okay. Never mind. Okay. There's a lady named honey. You're a hacker
She was screaming and she was so bad at hiding your seats
She had the damage for every shot she did pop up at the bottom right of her screen. Oh
Great that that streamer and Tarkov the honey. Oh, oh, wait. No, that's another honey. I think it's someone else
Oh, oh, that's okay. Oh that that honey. I forgot
I need a 7 house.
Oh.
Mm.
Grab her in here.
Oh, oh, Genji, welcome in.
What's up?
Hi.
Oh, you.
Hard word.
Goodbye.
I'm leaving.
Thank you for hanging out.
Yeah, thank you for your patronage.
Thanks for your patronage.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why was honey in here?
Uh, you didn't respond!
I did though!
No you didn't!
God!
I called you!
Dude, I messaged you back!
No you didn't!
I would have seen if you messaged me back!
Alright, come on in!
Huh?
Uh, are you on the game?
I messaged you three minutes after you called-
No, two minutes, two minutes after you called me, I messaged you, say I'm coming.
You know I am seeing that.
But I didn't see it...
first.
And that's your fault.
Or what do you add to it?
Um...
Oh wait, you need the tinge name, didn't you?
Tinge name.
No, no, it's Joi Diggs, he's, I fucked his mom.
Oh, well, I guess that's the word, peanut in it.
Um
It's just gonna picture of her in the picture
Name change
Let me see an anime girl a big teddy
Relax, I can't invite anyone cancel searching to invite a friend. I didn't get to turn out
Yeah, we're not in a queue
Okay, obviously my game is good. Excuse it.
But it's changing name and then you put up a pick.
We're going incognito. Super spy mode.
It hasn't worked yet, but...
It hasn't worked yet, okay.
It almost worked. It almost did.
He's had a notorious stream of sniper getting on game.
Well, why are you doing that?
I'm gonna get some more cases.
Well, maybe we'll leave with these last four.
All right, that went exactly how I thought it would go.
All right, okay, one moment, gentlemen, one moment, let me grab 21.
moment two wide moment boys some of these some of these bad boys here we go
here we go and 20 keys here we go
okay I'm good to go I just you in the game yeah I'm in the game just wait hold
Who, what's your new name?
That's fine, that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine.
Everybody should have an invite.
Should we have an invite?
Yep, just close to here.
I have no idea.
I don't have an invite.
You have an invite?
I do not.
Are you 1800 miles?
That could be me.
Okay guys, here you go.
Where's Coachy had?
I go back.
Ooh, what'd you get to eat?
What'd you eat?
I eat at some dumplings.
Convergillations, boys buy if a goobie gets lubed up.
Wait, how'd you eat it up?
You don't have a microwave.
I put him in there.
You sure?
Never change, man.
You were fucking awesome.
wait I didn't get to change my stuff yet that's okay let's get in there you have
to change your ship so be as ready enough yet oh it's me okay all right
let's get another one wait I'm gonna turn off the you know who oh yeah
You know who?
I know it's a man, I know it's a man.
Oh.
Throw them off, throw them off.
Oh, Mr. Legend and Mr. Brody,
but we're gonna take some boys, good man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Extra, Mr. Rashi and Mr. Minne,
come up and find some boys, good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boys, good, lasty dudes, good, lasty, nice.
Brody, it's actually crazy.
Department of Health.
We just got nice.
I
Can't look like it's probably the best kind of the game
She is too much fun because you get to see Peter die over and over again that line better than a fire line
More accurate than a flat like Dave that shit looks way too cheap. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Sounds good
Sounds good. Sounds good. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, not this game
town. Not this one. I'm going in and I'm going in. Like, I felt like I was like floating.
Like the movement.
Pretty sense of the idea.
It's so, it's so clean. Fucking.
No, it was not drugs.
Every time athlete's spitting all out of a spoon, let me tell you, you'll be on your roof and you're
underwear drinking a mill of light and no time do I look like that's the user do I
look like that's the user you ever try fucking someone's mom that's delightful
thank you Jenny thank you for the effort thank you thank you the inside you've
been inside on on the delightfulness of such situations we're gonna get a game of
What?
What?
Peanuts.
What?
I can't say that.
They'll be lines.
They'll be no.
They'll be no.
You'll never know.
I don't know.
Who knows, huh?
Double.
Double.
Can you see my new name?
No, you have to reset your game.
I've fucked Peanuts monies.
Oh, I know.
It's boobies.
I see it's boobies.
Sorry.
Hmm.
You want to reset?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll, we'll quick one.
We'll quick one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
with the turkey outfit. I don't know you guys choose my offense. You're going to play
We are working on the situation, pal.
Who she's in hiding?
Because you're not hiding your screen?
He's not even live?
No, he's not.
I think he's only alive.
I'm the only one here.
You serious?
Yeah, right now.
I lost the way to my sales when we couldn't play
This ended your stream, I woke up late. Well, I just started
Nobody
I
I
Let me keep play on the team
Okay, I rather ancient middle-class I rather ancient
Was funner
butter
Sorry more fun
Jesus my bad
Actually, you're right. I thought I would have had help a passion agent. What's wrong? I think about it
I think about it. I think you're right. I get right that was the move
We're patches for the birds.
Yeah, we just had a terrible time on this map.
We can take it back.
Let me rip a quick gold ski for the team.
Oh
The other team just said peanut you should color oh wait a minute you said purple
Holy shit, oh, thank God, okay
I
Did the B2b oh
I died one. I'm coming. I'm coming
I'm coming in the rear. I'm one that's last
I was gonna go in for the knife. I got scared
I
Have to shoot I was gonna go for the knife. I just got a little scared. Let's move down
I'm walking in voice this game is nothing like last game. It's time to dominate
One shot
I'm gonna be see that door didn't you oh my god, there's a whole arm on a man. Oh man. Oh, man
Yeah, take your time
One so one shot right there I
Cannot believe it. I cannot
Even be like I just fucking made it
That was the worst play I've ever had.
He could have killed all of us.
Look, there's no Gigi just running at him.
Yeah, super low, super low.
You got the Gigi, you got this.
He's just, look.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
Get right there.
Oh, no way!
Where's the bomb?
There's the bomb.
Good work, Gigi!
BOOM!
Run in the tunnel right in front of me.
Come forth.
Keep down, keep down.
You go, you go, you go, you go!
No way, they got it, they got it!
No, we need fucking gun now!
There we go!
Here we go!
I'm looking, I'm looking!
Good work, JG!
Let's go, thank you!
I'm gonna open a cold just for you, but if it is, why not keep it, it's not for you.
Okay.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Okay.
Okay.
All right, lock in boys, lock in.
You made me look so fast!
So fast!
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it!
I'm the Kinky Monday!
You just got there, uh, mostly got a Kink.
That's it.
You close that Kink again?
Anime ladies and arky bushes.
Okay.
Okay, alright guys, alright guys, I'm already dead.
I think I deep-wound though.
I'm so fucking bad, holy shit, I'm so-
You think you can actually see Drax turn right on this up?
We got submarine telescope.
Get him again on the left.
Not him, still one shot, bottom end somewhere.
I don't think I was, but.
One CT, two in there, got right there.
I hit the guy for 94 and 5, how is that possible?
I hit him for 68 and 2 through the fucking ball.
Still working on my 3 kill.
4 and 5.
How did you have 2 kills?
I used to have some bites.
37 damage.
Is that possible?
Is that loud?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How did you just say something like that?
Is that colors? Didn't you see?
He's long and bald going around fighting all the long crippled people to beat the shit out of them.
You know what? I got the kill kills, bro.
The hell? 37 damage and two kills?
37 damage?
Oh god!
I'll be two.
I don't know if we have nobody here by the way.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't have nobody by the way to bid to bid
and they're gonna be pushed up and they might have full control
okay yep all right all right guys it's time to lock it in Jim is time to lock
head no more goofing around no more goofballing around
alright we're still coming up we're broke again
p250 p250 just a light match guys p250 grenade stack be rushed what are you
So when you buy it you pretty much always want to like if you're
Press B and the top right when you press B. You want to have like 4k
They cook what?
If you press B it shows if what you're gonna have next round based on what you buy this round. Oh
We hit nobody oh my god
Okay. Alright. Next round we're locked in.
Next round we're locking it in boys.
My god.
He's still there.
Is he?
He's on site, he's on site.
Can you get that gun?
No, she doesn't.
Wait, technically she got it, she got it in the evil butt.
We got the assist on that too.
Don't worry team, I will be open to gold!
Solidarity.
If you don't, you fucked us this round.
Alright, well, it's a P2000 blue.
Oh, joy.
Don't worry though, up, no armor.
Lock in.
No armor.
Okay.
Oh, dude.
We're going to have some people there.
Yeah.
We're going to have some people there.
They're in there non-stop.
Fire in the hole.
Bro, like, what do you mean?
Four more?
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
There's two there still.
Nice.
He's knocked out.
Last guy?
You have a smoke there?
Nice.
Coming up, I need that!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Could we see where it passed us to me?
Could we see where it passed us to me?
Could we see where it passed us to me?
Thanks, bitch.
I'll switch it on back to the other side.
How do you grab it from that side?
Thanks, pussy.
Let's ride!
Here we go!
Grenade out!
Grenade out.
Bad smoke.
I'm holding your life, dude.
I
Did you know this smoke over here
Guys don't worry my first kill is coming up it is coming up boys is coming up this round is the round
Me are broke, looking back for much.
You're broke.
Yeah, correction, you're breathless.
That is correct.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys.
Stop being a cheater.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
I'm getting serious.
OK.
There's a flash, man.
I'll jump that.
Oh, this guy's head shot percentage is nuts.
Oh my god what I got my first kill!
I got one shot.
Oh I just used a 1D man I hit him for fucking 69.
I did my pod.
I did my pod. Good work out there boys.
Guys?
What the hell?
We're not looking the best I'll say that.
I
Do better push be
100
March March March March
This three this three this three
Not safe out there
I
Think I'm still with a guy. I'm still with things. It's a winnable. Thanks. I see him and for my body
Okay, that's us when it you got this
I have one kill and a third place on the leaderboard.
I'm pretty bad right now.
That is a lucky case open.
you got me a purple not too shabby boys so what I've got me a lot boys
mid locked down actually long out of here
they're gonna send A
yep 1A, 1G
he pushed up, no I didn't know he pushed up
I threw the nade as soon as he pushed across
we have 1A
just insane
it's
he ran away
where we go
There's one over there. Or maybe they're all over there actually now.
Fencing?
Nice.
save save save save save
first time I've ever seen peanut save ever
He had any other gun other than...
I've never seen any other gun, I was gonna say.
He had any other gun other than...
He does have a brain.
It's the right move for the deep.
It's the right move to be by him.
You might have a brain, but still no arms and legs.
Okay, alright.
That's not... that's not boosted T-barrel.
That's not boosted T-barrel.
That's it. I'm gambling.
You forced me to gamble. Look what you've done to me.
Look what you've done to me.
because of you but what you've done is your fault
oh what the hell what the hell what the hell
I pushed him back by the way
Portrait's on
Yeah I know right I feel the need I mean did you even have a smoke on either me?
No I mean I made it it
Yeah I did too
I must be somewhere shit fucking need
Flash it triple flash it
There's one, there's one, there's two more, there's two more boys, there are two boys.
They're on me!
They're on you, um, Jack?
Got one!
Got two!
I like this pussy!
Oh fuck my ass!
No!
Damn it!
No matter, no matter gentlemen, but it's me a bump.
I don't know road to success.
Jack, if you look at a gun and you're kind of close to it, you can just press your interact
button, which is probably E, and you can just grab it without having to walk in the
open.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whatever you used to open doors or whatever you used to interact or shit, yeah, and
you just look at it.
you see the name plate pop up of the guy okay grab it all right guys so like so
i'm dead you have a gun you have a gun yeah i have a fork
you might walk through that dip mean i don't think i think man is is is is a
plate honey man is got to play
we go to one of the sites what's in draft man
What? What? What?
Did you smoke? He didn't even cheat.
You guys got caught.
No, no, no.
That guy is fucking life.
That guy is either cheating his penis off,
or he should buy a lottery ticket.
Yeah, I'll be AFK right now.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He was AFK.
Dude, that guy didn't shot two bullets.
I was here.
He just got knifed in the back!
Yeah, he was literally on you.
He probably so walked up from mid.
I just cleared mid though.
He was literally touching rogue.
That was fucking weird, Rick.
I guess he was just riding in spawn.
He just let us see me.
I got the two best kills of his fucking life.
Yeah, literally.
He was literally on his life.
All right, all right, boys.
All right, rush me!
Don't even stop!
All right.
We need to go directly the way.
You're directly go first.
Here's my special little man.
Gonna go out here, you're gonna die, okay?
Early, they don't need second right?
Do not believe!
Go Jack, go, keep going!
Got one!
Okay, keep, put the bomb, put the bomb, put the bomb!
For money, for money, for money!
Never watch!
I guess one.
I'm next up here, I'm gonna count, I'm gonna count.
Okay, good place.
That's a 17 guy again!
Oh, wait.
Okay, there were just too many people.
Uh, there was a guy behind me.
A guy behind me.
Three out of five kills have been absolutely...
Guys, he's a hundred percent headshot rating,
and the last three kills have been all perfect headshots.
Two through smoke.
Is-
Is this motherfucking toggle?
Oh, it's five headshots.
No, it's not five headshots.
He just didn't- wait.
To the mass.
Yes, okay, five heads.
That's right.
You're right.
When you're right, you're right.
When you're right, you're right.
And you're right.
You're right.
I'm rocking the doable.
And it never let me down before.
You want to you want to rush up late?
Maybe we just like sit outside B like for 10 fucking minutes.
And then it's first last second.
It was still outside B until it's 30 seconds.
I know what was.
it.
It's gonna blast me to hell when this guy walks through it.
Don't worry, I'm not eating you at all.
Okay, Jack, press G quick.
Thank you.
What?
What?
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
We go
You shoot I'm shooting back I have you in the middle of my fucking cross
Drack you go in five days ready
I
Guys they stacked B
I didn't know that was a thing. I don't know this map. I'm so sorry
Yeah, I think it's a weird vibe four rounds ago
I
Have four rounds ago about four rounds
Kind of feel a little off
Boys like you know six thousand you know behind
Real quick I'll catch up in no time
My mouse decide oh my gosh, are we coming?
I'm following the flashback.
Flashback.
Got one. Ice.
There's another one there, on his body.
You saw one on looping?
Got one!
He hit him.
He hit the cross-eyed fire.
We should go, hey, we should go away.
Yeah, I'm over here with bombs.
I'm gonna let them pass and try to shoot the second guy and then first
Yeah, dude, I just think that he's like, ah, no, that was fucking weird.
They call it timeout.
Why'd they call it timeout?
Fucking retongue.
We talked about it, but we didn't know that he died
Wait, Swabacito is the cheater?
They are not cheating, y'all are just too high lobbies, peanut, it's okay
Oh, Swabacito
I should need 25,000 minimum
Reporting for Aim Hacking
It was about to get a red, he went to clear me
I'm sure you love the Dexman's Bayon days
I wonder why they pause though. Why'd they pause?
Probably making a plan, they're probably plotting against us. I should be me, we make a plan.
Okay.
Are we looking at me? Are we looking at me? Are we looking at me?
I would aim them.
I'm the blue guy, blue guy.
Are we looking at me? Are we looking at me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you over here.
He's back, he's back.
Hey you ready?
Okay, not cool.
Let's ride!
Did you?
Are you sure about it?
I did but
See behind me
I just want to save this
I just smoke the bomb
I'm bomb, I'm bomb
Touch my back
Go away, go away, go away, go away
Go through the door, go through the door
I saw that, I saw that, that was an incredible shot, that was an incredible shot.
Guys, W's in the chat for Jack's third kill of the game.
W's in the chat all of the night.
Oh no!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
That one, yeah, so that's absolutely not, can we get a band?
We got this, we got this, we got this, this is our game boys!
Guys, take off your pants!
It's our moment!
Come on!
I
Okay, you ever got one minute. Yes, I
No, who's crew crouches here man?
I don't even know what that is.
He's mid?
Yep.
He's up there.
Oh my dude.
Molotov on the ground.
He's so hurt.
You have health?
You should be me.
get that ballad popper and walk out of the lake.
He's on backlight.
He's on backlight.
He's backlighting.
Last he was backlighting.
Nice try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Yep, sorry.
Not what I would have done, but you know close
Up no armor good thinking guys everybody getting up we five ops five ops. Oh five ops. We five ops
It's gonna be terrible. All right everybody push a with ops
Getting up
Okay
Good boys looking good good good
I'm dead.
There's smoke.
Hey, how are you?
Hey.
Hey, how are you?
You got blue eyes.
You got blue eyes, too.
Wait, really?
Your eyelids kind of like suck in the top of your eye, also.
kind of droopy droopy jeez
you buy the box you buy the box
oh my
oh nice
why are you running in front of me
hey work i got to get down i never seen a technique before
It's not a bomb boys, it's not a bomb, so it's not in vain.
He's close man, he's close.
He saw him, I forgot to shoot.
Oh my god.
I didn't know you're back to the right.
I was looking at my ammo count.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I'll just take the blame.
Everyone gave it up right now.
I can't afford it.
Except for Rogue.
Obviously he cannot be trusted.
I can't be trusted.
Should I kill that guy?
He's on his way.
I'm down to blame you.
We made it!
Are you serious?
You're right there.
I thought we were watching mid together
I'm up
Alright we have B
Nice, you block it
There's a guy
Victor, you just shut up
Huge, huge
The one behind you guys
Behind you guys
Wait, that's the last guy then, right?
He was mid
He could be on pdx left.
Hey mom!
No!
Right side, right side, right side.
Come on, act.
Oh, we lost.
Why I won't win.
It'll happen.
It'll happen.
Okay, that's me.
Alright, well I guess we figured out what happened.
I guess we figured out where we went wrong.
Okay, alright, okay.
That'll happen boys, don't worry, that'll happen.
Alright, it happens.
It happens, it happens, we still have one win tonight.
That's one and four. Not too bad.
Seven and one five.
Yep. Only one once in the last 72 hours.
Tina has the lowest headshot percentage.
By the way.
Gigi has the lowest father percentage.
What?
Cause I only talk moms.
Alright, okay. Alright.
How do you click it?
Alright, yeah. Jordan at boys. Jordan up.
Turn it up. Hop on in.
Hop on in. Are you mommy milkers? Is that you?
Who? No. No.
Milkers.
I'm gonna use you for boobies or mommy milkers.
I don't know who this is. I'm my friend, so let's hear it.
It's not me.
Okay. Alright.
Okay. Alright, are we ready? Alright.
Alright, hide your screens.
We'll get a quick pre-game case open.
ahhh
Yeah that's scammed
oh oh all right that's enough had enough and scared for the last time
You should try, actually let me just, well let me just take this one.
This one actually might have a golden egg.
I was kind of stealing this one when I was looking at the inventory.
Wait, oh that's it!
Ah, that's it!
But we only have two left, so we might as well just open these.
We buy as well, there's always two more, there's always more we might as well.
All right, okay, well that's it all right. Well, I
have been dusted. I have been deceived, scammed, trekked,
Swindle, beaten, bamboozle.
How do you play speed?
Is it ready to go?
How many go?
Is it, is it stragg back?
Yup.
Alright, let's get out of there boys.
It's time to win our second game
in four and a half hours.
Am I right boys?
Hell yeah.
Wait, what?
Yes, yes, yes.
Fuck yeah.
That's the spirit I like to hear that is the spirit that I like to hear from my team
You got soft hands brother
Did you just ask him if he has soft hands you got soft hands brother you don't got soft hands
He has no hands. Okay, you have no way
A lot of a lot of peanut racists and coming from that direction
Area the discord over there
here all right I'm okay okay wait how do you hide your map by the way did you
figure out it's apparently a lot of streamers and stuff they just use camera
over there camera box we have the blur for the the time or an arc you could
maybe redo with a bigger square no wait um no it's fine map map will do
I feel like that's for like professional players. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know. Timmy and them do it. That's all I know.
That's because Timmy is fighting literal
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
80-HP, 70 milligram Viaban
Crack addicts. I believe the people stream-sabbing us are just regular people.
And yeah, we still can't beat them.
Regular people don't cheat.
Okay, to be fair though, I'm ass.
That is true. To be fair, drag is ass.
If it was controller for the same
Yeah, and trap could have this controller do everything for him he would actually be very good
Yeah, how do you think peanut got bread on Xbox?
Because it does everything for you
I'm just I have a mistake
That's band-aid. It's been ancient been ancient but then for no
Band overpass. I'm taking your pee. I'll be right back
I'm just glad there's someone that's worse than me for once
Yo, Gingy, I'm not gonna lie, this is the hardest thing I've ever, like...
Yeah, no, no, no, I understand, because...
Before Tarkov, I was only on console, so I 100% understand where you're at right now.
Yeah, it's hell.
Yeah, it's hell.
I'm trying.
Get better, don't worry.
And then, once you get better at it, you won't even want to go back to controller.
actually
Nothing about M&K feels natural. I thought I thought you've never been M&K and you bet you're like almost 30 years old on
Saddie years on I didn't say you were 30. I said you were almost 30
I'm telling you I honestly told everyone that I would never play mouse and keyboard
and I just did the switch and I never went back to the controller.
I have it done, I have it done.
I can't remember where the keys are, it's my biggest problem.
What keys for what?
Yeah but you'll get used to it, she needs practice.
She's pressing over M&K.
Don't worry, Jack I still forget where my buttons are.
Because you were homeschooled, but it should only take about a thousand hours or two, and you should be memorizing all of them
If peanut could do it after like anyone can you?
That's true cuz he has no arms and legs exactly gotta be racist
What on me? What on me?
Oh man, I dinged him out.
I was fucking late.
I thought he died.
Got him!
Back spring.
Yep.
No!
That guy's super low.
Oh my gosh.
Holy fuck.
That's gonna fuck on me.
I don't know what was his fault.
Dude!
Crash out!
I didn't even know what to say.
So he just said crash.
That was a good one.
You'll get it next time, you'll get it next time!
I believe in you.
Alright, I'm buying a P250 and an 8, I'm going back to B, cause that's...
So we need Nadesack A-Ramp!
I think that's a good idea.
Could I...
Wait, I should...
Yesterday, Nadesack A-Ramp...
Nadesack A-Ramp will be boys!
So we can stop the rain!
You terror!
They rock?
No. What? Oh, sorry.
Just come in. Come in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You can't be a good dinner with that great boys.
Good investment.
That was a solid investment.
I
Ordered a cheese pizza with stuff crust today, and they when they delivered the pizza it had
Pineapple and olives on it. I was like, what I would even give it to my dog
Okay, excuse me sir, excuse me, excuse me you give that a shot
Okay, okay, all right, you can run through this ginger. Nobody's gonna be here. They're all gonna be on the other side
Okay
We're all here with you
Oh my god, this is the thing where if you get shot it's on ABS and you
Okay, I thought I was supposed to aim at his knees
Those are where most of the vital organs are the body
Second broke a little deagle from
I
Need sake a ramp again
All right, I don't know why that keeps happening to me
I also don't know why he's always head shot.
You guys started shooting me in the legs, like the butt.
I mean, I just...
I didn't even know what you were shooting at, first of all.
I saw him in front of me.
And then he slayed into my shot.
Hi that guy's one shot. How did you not die?
All right guys even that round that's okay. There's always next round
Nade stack a ramp wait, we're not buying. Are we buying? I'm too poor
We should buy it buy it. I'm gonna break it over
You don't buy helmet on cp anyway, let's start saving
Yeah, I'm gonna play beat you guys here thing though
I'll cover mid boys. Don't you worry?
Like cat you gotta go crazy being cut
Yeah
And you let me be it
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Oh, we actually hit one boys.
24.
These guys just keep going to this.
I can afford all.
If you have a cozy tail of me, I'm a demon on the up you got at all here
Oh, oh wait, where'd I go? Hey, hold up
Don't you worry closely coming peanut never miss
Dad does long kneeling between my legs
even possible.
You should probably just run it out, literally.
Do you see that?
What's the upper mid?
See that?
Like in the middle but up top.
Yeah, fuck.
Uh, sounds like one still upper mid, bro.
Probably not.
There.
That was a window.
I'm always not good at this game.
Alright, tell me who can dodge that.
Alright, pal.
It was .1 nanosecond.
Okay, one guy's in the window right there, but they're playing out of the side, out of the side.
Wrong way, wrong way.
What?
A site, A site.
A site.
Right there.
Yeah, you just saw him, I think.
Did you just cook him?
Oh.
I'm a boy.
So windy.
That was a good try.
That was a good try.
99.
I hit him four times.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like we were winning more when we had the names as like our troll names.
That basically gave us away.
We do have, I'm coyote with eggs.
Yeah.
I'm toe tickler.
No but like you know, peanut bomb or like, like such as those epic shots.
Oh.
They're smoking mid profusely.
One dead.
Gotcha.
You know he's the little door in the smoke.
Bro, don't fuck about it, bro.
Fire in the hole!
Nice.
Let's go!
One was in the apps.
You were cooking boys, only one left!
He's in the apps.
He's in the apps on the side.
I
Was pretty good actually
Was lotion up on Tuesday and then penis like I don't know who anyone is can you put see in front of your name?
I know you're tea in front of your you know
Closened up on a Tuesday
Let's see space whatever your name is found not close enough on a Tuesday
We are a special little guy.
We're close, you guys. You're a special little guy.
He's close enough.
Yeah, I'm gonna go back there.
Gardeade out.
Hey, apps.
You gonna be here by here on the pass?
Okay, I'm peeking in the process.
No, it's not. It's fast speed. Fast speed, I'm blind.
No way, bro.
No, no, no!
We got you both go to her boss
Flash
Yeah, right?
Who's the smoke he's all the way at the back of the bench?
If you go through the smoke jack then on the left he's over there
Gotta make something happen guys, it's not the explode
Okay
I'm confused. I was the I had to think through it for sayings
Your call outs are above my copy engine you're not another pain of calling
I didn't think about it for a second.
No, you're giving me a GTA G code.
Okay, well, next time I won't tell you where they are. How about that? Does that work?
Ooh, I mean, I need to know where they are. I mean, I can shoot them.
But you didn't shoot them last time.
I'm working on it.
They keep leaving me this cool door.
Here, App again.
I'm gonna go your apps. Just watch your mid.
Watch your mid.
Yeah, they just mollied me.
OK, they mollied me.
Mid.
I'm literally fucking out.
I'm just gonna take back here.
I'm gonna go.
They're on a palace.
I think it's a palace.
Oh, they're over here.
It's got it.
I'm one.
I'm one.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
I'm one.
I'm one.
You're three.
I'm one.
I'm one.
I'm one.
I'm one.
He's in my room.
My room.
I have to fall.
I'm one.
He's stuck a ladder.
Yeah, he's looking at the corner, bro.
I cannot believe he just got me.
I mean, I have 10 health.
Oh.
Oh.
I need you to lock it.
What is he?
Whatever you do, don't press G.
He's lying.
G will help you a lot right now.
I'm so confused
Double top G
What?
Double top G, quick!
What?
G, the letter G in your key
What is G for?
Wickely!
Thanks for a good to go
He's pretty low
Oh my goodness, that was a good try, that was a good try.
Up in G what if I help there?
Hit G, but I help there.
It goes crazy.
I think G gives you a kit, doesn't it?
It does, it does.
Has Dual Berettas, Rush, A-Ramp, what are you gonna say?
I'm gonna need a second A-Ramp.
You have an A-Port? You have an A-Port?
Is it new? Is it new?
I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm right here behind you, don't you worry!
You follow me!
And ride!
Yeah!
oh my god I don't think I got it once they have it they did not go away we got
their moves so I'm sneaking up in the rear as we speak we delivering a party
load these I know your mom okay all right they're on me as we speak and get
been rushing around. I have killed one. I am very proud of myself.
These are going pretty bad, actually.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Get a gold gun, young man.
God, good night. God, good night, young man.
You're still working on it.
I think the gold is right here
Shike we got scan all right. This is the new plan
Up no armor men
Fucking love the look wait, why don't you just say go go there watching the street?
All right, perfect. Okay. Good. It's always good to hear
Be steps be steps
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, they're, they're putting on air.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You shot speeder.
Stay, stay, stay.
What? Okay, we're just shot to smoke a ball.
I'm not sure.
Wait, do you have time down?
I forgot we have bombs. I forgot we have fucking guns.
Ah, perfect.
Okay, well, all right, okay, all right, it's time to lock it in.
It's time to lock it in, boys.
No more fooling around.
Stop buying optional armor.
I just want one win.
I thought that was the way to do it.
Just one win, please, God.
We find one game where they don't stream time was I believe you've got dreams like every game for the past like
You guys are genuinely bad we can win this regardless
Hope you literally just said gold gold gold while we were opening a case you dip ass
Yeah, right, brother.
This one.
I'm happy.
What did I get?
I think I got it.
I see it.
We're not going to see that one.
It turned on your full one setting to help with FPS.
Where's that?
I'm setting
He's in the fucking other corner
No great I don't know what to do grab the acre here maybe run away next lesson
Yeah
Okay, I was gonna try to pull pick up that so I could shoot long range, and I just I can't I
Don't know what to do in that situation when you have P90
They'll have it bad lap it
Lab it. Oh what if you can still take this back SMG?
Pretty much you have to just play an angle that you just in like on top of them the entire time
Yeah, I be I be I get the in there. Yeah, we get
I get down to the video right here on a and they're on like
Fast-faceted
I put in the all chat we're going to be so let's actually go be in surprise
Quick-nade second, I will leave the charge which I will leave the charge
There you go
I'm not cat. Okay, okay
This file jump jump jump
For me for me for me down in it and I know
Oh my goodness oh my goodness
All right no worries no worries we can pick it up time to get
serious time to get serious this is so difficult for me I don't know what we're
doing I have a bunch of what you guys would you use screen I'm leading the
charge okay and then run through a doorway and then stop in the doorway so
We all get
I was like
Participating in the charge. I mean like kind of weighing if the charge was a good idea or not
That's accurate. That guy's accurate. Oh, yeah, that guy's just a beam. Okay. Look at it. I
Follow me boys. I'm being the charge
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
I'm playing.
Okay, what's that?
He's okay, he's okay.
Oh!
Two batteries boost.
Oh fuck.
Two dollars.
I'm gonna give you my...
Oh my...
There is it.
Oh my...
Oh my god, there is a-
Wait, does she get the money now?
No we guys, I have no other.
It's fine.
So, there was a guy on me and I wasn't paying attention.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe we should play Minecraft.
I think Minecraft would be better.
Nice Lock it in!
This is our game!
No way we're talking about Minecraft when we still have a chance!
No one can strange fight us in that!
Okay, alright, any Minecraft is looking pretty good.
Okay, Minecraft's a great game.
Exactly.
Just random smoke down here, I love that shit.
Are they planned it? Watch them prepare me. That'd be crazy.
Okay. Alright. Hey guys, obviously a phantom.
What the heck?
How did that no-armor-off go for this 17th time?
These halls are haunted, clumsy. Woooo! These halls are haunted!
It's a phantom in the window. Woooo!
Keep hitting my keyboard with my mouse scroll
I don't think they're stream cyber I think we're just fucking ass
Case and the guy literally said
Licky windows, oh, I honestly I kind of get close. He made by that. I'd be seen Simon. He could just be big ass I
Just saved on the last round and not me
Yeah, yeah, he literally said gold gold gold. Hmm. Yeah, well, let me check that. Let me see what he said that
Let's see let's see
Is you look look look I opened the case that he said go go gold do that
It says I opened the case right there
I'm dead. What? I'm dead.
Oh, the fuck?
All right, get me out, man. I think I'm going to play Minecraft or Tetris with a big ball.
You should play UNO or some shit yeah
That's usually when you pick the left left mouse button
All right guys
What most important is we try our hardest I am now in the 16,000 I'm in the 16,000
If we get lower, no, if we could win that's true if we get load up with matters or seems to me because they're dumb
1400
Well, they're all 1400 we need to cut our rank in half and then some I
Don't know it's testable. That's fucking big enough for how low we need to fucking go
Why are you inviting me? I think you're up
We are not stopping until we win I say we make a pact right now. We don't get up
I don't care if it's a 48 hour stream
We don't get off until we win. We make a pack right now. We make a pack right now
You're not we make a pack. We make a pack
We make a pack right now right now if you are in say
Nooo, they can't.
I need everybody to say hi, matey!
Hi.
I wrote it in, did you win?
I'm installing Minecraft.
I am- wait, where is it going to my mic?
Hi, matey!
Drac, are you in? Hi, matey!
I'm gonna kill myself.
In the game, in the game.
Oh, it sounds like he's in though, it sounds like he's in.
Close you to the last one.
Hi, matey! Let me hear you say it.
I want to die, Hingame.
Everybody's dead. We're not getting off until we win a game.
We are not getting off until we win a game.
I want to die.
I don't want to be alive.
I want to die.
Every high-heeled speech, every high-heeled speech,
I'm going to go in at a random time.
All right, lock it in.
You guys mind if we do get to meet these fresh boys?
Yes, I do mind.
Oh, shit.
I do fucking mind. Fuck you.
That's too bad. That's too bad. Oh, you're getting me too fresh. Oh, listen boys. Listen, okay
My win rate percentage since Monday has dropped from 66.6
To 38.71. Okay, that cannot be coincidence. That cannot be coincidence. Folks. He has been here the entire time
Think about that for a second
You better move you better dance
You won't be the one you won't remember to be the guy you won't forget
Yeah, that's because you're on the team
Yeah
Yeah, I thought you were a predator drag what happened to that? I thought you were an apex predator
What happened to that scale?
He put something so nice yeah, it does. I'm nice. Oh, well, I thought you hated it
Yeah, no, it's good. Yeah, you guys dude. Holy shit. You guys should believe that
Thanks, huh?
We only use the op and if we can't use an op then we don't buy anything
That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Oh god. Yeah, everyone not just a few people everyone
Oh, i'm supposed to press a button. That says accept right? Yes, man. Yes, that would be correct. That would be accurate
We're 100% betting bronze kind of let's play Duke. Nukla's pretty good
We have an advantage on nuke
We bet
Look at how little are things.
Fan of Mirage, ancient.
Inferno.
I think we banned Dust2.
Wait, not Inferno?
Okay, fine, we'll ban Inferno.
Okay, fine, we'll ban Inferno.
Okay, ban Dust2, ban Dust2.
No, I already did Inferno.
You did switch off.
Wait, is Dust2 on?
Okay, alright, they're going to go overpass.
Oh, see, I don't want to play overpass.
But hopefully they'll go Dust2.
We're good. We're good. Alright. Let's start on T side. Let's start on CT side. It's time
to lock in. It's time to lock in. Ah, boys, let's get serious. You don't want to be around
like, it starts with us. Yeah, it starts with us. It means no more ops, no armor. It means
the second... Hold on, let's show it out of there, boys. I need this other room for
improvement
Hey, Jack, Hutch told me something that would help you what oh god
Oh my god, if we were all on meth right now, we would not be losing at all
These guys are five four people are 14,000
I see what I'm like, I just you gave a chance put in a little lip or something walking in
days and it's okay this put up so at least we have a chance I made sure one
one palm tree one's long we have no one on a lock-in
I got to up cat all of them all of them on cat right there
Okay, I killed you guys got this
Nice shot, maybe we do have that
I've never wanted to do so bad in my life
And for
Let me stop let me stop let's get the P90s. Let's get the P90s guys P90 rush be be tons and P9s and P9s cost a thousand less
Damn look at what that guy said
What's that? Okay? I don't know. I can't have that on my stream. How do I how do I stop that?
Stop that immediately. I'm gonna take that off. I think yeah
okay
What's up long all long all long all long all long
You're not kidding.
Got one?
Nice.
I'm 23 HP.
Thanks for the back.
I'm 40 HP.
Okay.
Alright.
I gave it all I had.
That was all long.
That's it.
Okay.
Guys, how do I block that?
How do I block that?
On main beam top right?
Main beam.
Where's main beam?
You lied to me
Right click you see your mouse to stable all voice comms, and then you have access to your mouse
You just right click is I mean you left click his name and press block. There is no block button
It's a black button.
It's a black button.
Profile message send, report, copy, crosshair, borrow, can't come in.
Move!
You can't block, what?
Wait, report?
Okay, that didn't work at all.
Alright, well hopefully this doesn't say anything anymore.
Yeah, yeah, let's just ignore them.
That'll be true.
Oh my god I forgot to buy.
Shit.
What the hell are you doing?
Fire in the hole.
There's a gun up her head if you want it.
I'm watching along David.
Damn it.
Come on.
There's a gun up her head if you want it.
Peanut, there's a gun in mid if you want it.
What's that?
Stay along though.
So long.
I'm in with baby!
We can't, we can't!
Is that a cat or no?
Yeah.
Behind me doors!
Flash me!
Oh, dude, that guy just shooting me through the wall.
Nice one.
Yeah, he got both.
I haven't even thought about this.
He got it. God.
He don't look.
He just like feel free to show up whenever it's shit.
They should have to do it.
Oh, he got my first day of that.
We got my first damage.
So far, we're doing it with boys.
Well, we are working on it.
Oh, I don't think the USPS actually goes to that door,
which I unloaded every bullet in every magazine to that door.
You guys might crank up.
Oh, man, I'm a man.
They're pushing mid pushing mid.
Throwing fire.
Everybody watching me?
You're there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Go, go, go.
One still in cat.
One still in cat.
Throwing flesh, bang.
OK.
I'm so ass, I'm so ass.
I need missed.
I'm sitting there looking at the guy and then I immediately get wiped off the face of the
earth.
There's guys, guys, I feel like when I see a guy I'm instantly vaporized but when you
you guys see guy you have like 10 to 15 seconds to kind of dance with them for a
second here's a tango I've got him so by four people twice and none of them
boards yeah you have what by four people these guys are very bad I've got a
swim with a whole team and nobody hits a bullet on me I don't know how I got one
deed all the down mid not this time now I've got the upper hand
nice whose window like a and you think me get you David W we are cooking boys we
are cooking I've been just sitting on be making sure no one goes there so I have
a nice being here that's good work I didn't see one go be yet I have an
It's in here
You've run same speed with a grenade in hand
He dug under the last bullet
You didn't even stop
Watch this bitch boy, you're about to witness greatness
I would say thank you, Miss Yachty, thank you, Miss Yachty, thank you, good chat, thank you, good chat.
The lights are always bright, Jack, and you have to learn to play with them on.
If I had a controller in my hand, I would play with the lights in my ass. That's a much confident title.
Hold up, we can succeed with the lights.
There we go, okay.
Jack, you got a controller in this situation to hold your hand, alright, buddy?
This is real game, this is real hardcore game.
Alright.
I've been jerking myself onto the table for the last three rounds.
You think you can do that with a controller?
No.
I'm walking in. I'm buying ops. I'm buying another ops.
I placed it on my desk and I just shut it.
It's looked at long. I'm the only one A and cat.
Yep. Ah, you got that deep heart.
I'm pushing a B.
You're gonna cross you, I think?
No, he's one. He's one. He's one.
You're gonna move your leg!
What the fuck?!
Every single time I spectate you, you're taken long as a dog.
Oh my god!
This goes at double doors, double doors.
You fucking armless bastard!
What?!
What?!
Yes, there.
Watch this boys, watch this.
Gotta clean up this trash.
It's WQ, WQ and the rest of these stuff.
Nice.
Go hit him, hit him.
Oh!
Don't stop me with this gun. Don't stop
You shot moving into their amy with yet
No hardest aim with one hand and
No, so a control third minutes. It's harder finally if I make I
All right
Thank you, Mr. Spidey, my boy.
No way, I was on A.
Oh, nice. Now we have 3A.
Hey, hold up.
I'm going to pay with you, and I'm just going to put him here.
I'm going to go back to the top of the screen.
No one is B at all.
No one's A.
What are they doing then?
Is Goop on a round?
No, they're playing slow somewhere.
long it's gonna be long probably
push it man
here on here on here on here on
yeah I've seen back on that
I'm in a restaurant
I'm in a restaurant
I'm sneaking behind
I know I just wish he's low
he's low man
yeah that carbon crutch guy
Yeah
He's super low super low. Yeah, you're in a good spot a really good spot
No, he's always always oh, I would pick up the P90 run
I
I know you know what that is.
Fuck any boys, fuck any guys.
I love your shins.
Oh my fucking god.
Fuck's sake.
Did we get one guy?
I'm gonna Molly B.
Fuck, I'm not there right here.
They're flashing at A.
Oh, he's low low
One shot bottom beam
I killed one upper
Oh no way
No way
I just took a guess right there
I didn't see anyone
Just watch me, watch me and peanut
Just watch?
It's covered
I'm my primitive, my primitive is me
Oh my fucking god
I
Could be here right back
We are better than they are
close to you close to smoke close to smoke you either right or left i just heard him step
not enough time gotta go fast
oh my goodness oh my goodness i had that in the bag
He could have literally tackled him with a fist on you and been dead.
Well, did you tell me that five seconds ago?
I told you because I don't want to make you mess up when you're trying to clutch.
But I said it before you.
I always mess up when I clutch.
You cannot play on floor.
Let's go.
Thank you.
I'm going back there.
You're welcome.
Thank you. I'm going back to you.
B B B B B B
One one one one down would hurt.
Oh wait this guy just does that bro.
Look at that four down there.
right Freddy jacks here
nice he could kill himself
that wasn't the guy shot by the way these two could be low
these two could be low
could be could be could be
we could shoot one of the guys one of the guys should be low
nice that was
nice that was him
let's go get you
fucking cocky
come here
oh my god I can't
go go go go go go go
let's go jack
Let's go
Then I'm bringing you your fucking up for hold up wait, okay, we go ahead touch it. He tries to back a click
They play play hop a table that boy
Thank you
No, no, no, no, no
Thank you, thank you, Pete. I stopped it. What you talking about? What did I say Peter and stop man for?
I usually put it on the girth, but I do appreciate you cozy
Oh my god.
That was clean.
Did you say one was cat?
Oh my goodness.
It was a cat.
That was clean.
I might be the best.
Any concept of clean?
Oh my god.
I might be unstoppable.
Come on, Pete.
I might be globally top ranked.
Yes.
Inaitonight.
Inside.
Inside.
You're dead man!
Good lad Dukin, I let you down!
Thank you Mr. Strawberry Boy, see it's for what you do not have to do, man, you do not have to do that!
Max if you don't have to do that, he's a tat from Mr. Strawberry Boys!
This is gonna be real good man.
You keep this paper jumping.
That is hungry.
I
Washing it
To palm tree to palm tree upper mid is that is that my cat then he yes, I'm gonna go be the other kid who cares
Whatever
Don't be jack. I don't care. Oh
Watch out. They could they still could be cat technically
You're better you're better
The way summer
You heard him close, right 4 to 8. What does that mean to you guys lucky case lucky case
smoke smoke smoke
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'll handle him. Wait, there's three now. I'm, I'm, I'm going back.
Oh, he's gonna chase you. You can just run up here then.
We go to be out to be it. Yeah, but I pay go go go
Go on someone's gonna be coming in the door. Yeah, one of you. Come on. She's he won't you see once you see me add bomb
I did a crazy headshot
You see that? You see that?
I'm not.
Sounds done. Sounds done.
You easy boy. I'm easy.
Yeah, bugger. I'm a salivate.
Fuck it in. Fuck it in.
Get it back boys.
Okay.
You're D.V.
It's a dog.
You're D.V.
It's a dog.
Well, you could run right in front of him.
Jack, that's okay.
That's okay.
That'll happen.
This is Tommy.
You do not have to do that big man.
This is a free show.
You can sit back, relax, crack the cold one.
Maybe you do a little crack off a spoon.
Yeah, right there.
In game of course, no need good sir
I hope you have a time precinct support the stream and the bugger days like that big man. Thank you
Literally
Ever oh we lost
I can't believe that
That's okay. That's okay, jiggy. It's gonna be okay
I looked over at my Discord to see if I was muted.
And that was the moment he was pretty engaged.
No way Mr. Philly's spatchable!
Why is that?
I said SHIT!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
My bed!
all right let's go help him you have a gun?
are you? I hit him twice. where's the bullets going?
it'll happen it'll happen okay in my head that went a lot better
in my head we went through those doors and we won you've all game until round
116 of the game you're on mission route you are on this you you are on Groot has
challenged us to get an ace for a knife you are on this is when you kill all five
players of the other team in one round
I think it's the invisible voice.
You really guys, you guys are driving me to that.
I hope you guys know what you mean to me brothers.
I hope you guys know what you mean to me brothers.
It really doesn't mean the world to me.
It's the point of the street with the buggy that is at that voice.
Invisting Ethan, what good man, good a man?
Invisting one, what good man, good a man.
I
Was low so I just thought I could spray that oh
You see bagging you you see bagging you I hit it for 77 is
By the I was just bet that I I couldn't get an ace this entire game
They'd put a knife on the line, so how do I block this guy? How do I do that, too? Oh, I
Oh, I bet my fucking house on it. Yeah, how do I stop the chat? I don't know how you block the chat
Oh, I'm just going to his profile than blocking off communication
I'm talking about giving away knives
He wouldn't give me the knife. Oh, they're in mid again. How is you already there?
Come on buddy.
Here you bend me.
You can try.
You can try.
Try.
Bend me then bend me. Bend me.
That's late. That guy's super low.
You need to go through.
That's it.
One more.
Two there, two there, two there!
You better go through.
Oh!
I
Do you got this hundred percent? I'm sure caught up way harder than this. This is gonna be easy for
Where you're coming from
Do it I like this
I
Let me get this ace in your name boys
Stand back. I'm grabbing the safe
Okay, next time once we speak cat once when we speak cat next round next round
Next time next round next round next round next round next round next round next round next round next round next round
No, you're walking right here. Can you one's gonna be right here in two seconds
You can open up the developer console and type CL underscore mute underscore enemy underscore
team space one and it'll block all that.
Press till they key, activate the developer console though in the settings.
Do you have a 60% keyboard rack?
Yeah, I'm keeping it in there.
Yeah, he doesn't have a keyboard.
Press FN and then escape.
Fortnite key?
Fortnite escape?
Yeah, Fortnite key.
Let me get the chase boys.
Make sure you buy it. Make sure you buy it.
You need a bomb.
Goodie.
Oh, mommy milk.
Mommy!
Oh, I'm dead.
I
Was that yeah, no it was cat I
Killed it. I could get I'm trying really hard man. Yeah, I do well. I just cross to a smoke it
I can flash you
Can't even have it. Yes, I have a kill
I
I have its voice
Flashman, okay, we need a lower color you are going to have a upper upper upper
Then in smoke in smoke nice and then once cat
And that wasn't the guy that could be cat you can push up those cat
He still could be very close
You got 30
That voice. Lock it in.
That's not the best play. I'm never listening to peanut again.
Well, I didn't say anything. What the hell?
Okay, all right, guys. I'm like, I'm trying really hard.
I swear I'm trying. I swear to God I'm trying.
Oh, hello.
I swear to God. I swear to God.
We're just having a couple unlucky raids,
unlucky rounds.
Just a couple.
What an ace? Thank you, Chef.
First ace, thank you, Chef.
Place off, place off.
You get an ace, I'll give you 150 shots.
You ready to take it, Lars?
I think so.
Knock it in.
It's almost low.
Knock it in.
Make someone's lowers.
I thought the other one was 22,000, I love let's go fast, go there, go there, behind me,
behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me,
Mr. Wolfe and Mr. Legend and Mr. Loud and Mr. One-Ree-Mum!
What's going on, man? Good job, man!
Nice work, man!
Mr. Nicholas and Mr. Carrotta, what's going on?
What's going on, man? Good job, man!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, folks.
Boys, I'm getting this ace.
No matter the cost, no matter the life loss on this team.
Coach, can you buy me a quick AK?
Do your faith in me.
Oh my goodness, one of you guys from the other the other game we played
This is like talking in my chat casually and until I just noticed it now
He's just like counter-strike one of the stream snipers adrenaline
Just knows it
No one's you see nice nice noise
Flashing over they're gonna keep the door
Well, he's always always so I am a little bit you should be in the box
Oh, yeah
Watch watch watch one
Hey, he's gonna be running up. Oh, no, he's behind me behind me
You made it you sound like it to me or now I cannot I cannot this you this you
You sure I
Reload you're gonna kill me while we load perfect
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
of
of
of
of
of
of
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Fuck
I'm not gonna lie to you boys
Knowing the enemy position is better than being good at the game
If they lose while steams typing that has got to be
The akb was I mean
Quit quit the game
they're broke they should have to WQ shit
this is just hold angles they have to WQ something
that's a FAMAS that's a FAMAS they're broke
yeah they were strong
we win this we pretty much win the game
smokey double doors
I'm throwing smoke.
Wanna go catay?
I love that. I love that. I love that.
Catay boys. Catay.
Engine to your up.
Engine might be sight.
I don't see anyone here.
Okay. Okay.
Might be long. Might be long.
Got two. Got two.
I got two.
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna play long.
He's long. He's long. He's long.
He's long. He's right.
I think he's open.
We're planting air. We're planting air.
Uh, he's CCCC. I killed the one.
I killed the one.
No, it's more team.
The ace!
Josh, how'd they get the ace?
Alright boys, they are definitely broke.
They are definitely gonna push something.
They have to force by this.
Yeah, yeah, they are super super broke.
Should we just rip long?
Rip long?
Or do you think they need to act?
We should wait for the NAGE stack.
We can hit it late.
Yeah, let's just hit it late.
Okay, wait for the NAGE stack, yeah.
Okay, there's one.
Yep.
Nobody cross me!
Wait, no one cross me?
I didn't see you cross me!
I think we go cat. I think we go cat.
I'll lead. I'll lead.
They're close range only. They're going to be behind site.
I'm going to mow it.
Yep. They're going to be super close.
I need one! I need one!
There's two there.
Get back!
Ruff, ruff, ruff!
Alright, let's go to the B.
Yeah, yeah.
Go to B, go to B, go to B!
Go back, go back!
Okay, take that B, I'm done.
One guy might be here.
Here we have it, one CT.
I shot my shot, you push in.
I'm in the bomb.
No way!
No way! Two there, two there.
One's cat, two CT.
I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this.
I want to ask you that boys. He's on it now. On it. On it. On it. Okay.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. That's my calm. Oh, I didn't hear him dropping.
I mean, that's also my fault. I let you cross mid. I'm fucking trash.
We got 32. Yeah, you're doing okay. No, I should have still fucking killed that
I would have
He just doubled dinged me with an AK
Is that possible is that jumping double-dink with the AK from that distance is that how that works?
is that how that is how that goes is that how that goes right okay okay through the wall
double big jump the AK from that this is how that goes hold that back okay all right okay
all right I'll swap that bomb I will change it for the next game hit a sick clip eight
be top frag nice they lower the bar for me thank you
Oh
One-to-one shot cat
It's huge.
You tried your time!
94 and 3
OH NO WHERE DID I GO
I got a friend!
The intestine star I protect it go away
No way
Yeah, we're all happy for you. Thank you so much
Yeah, we just take half-fast, then here's the issue of the should only the charge
That's much did you get the mom got you got you got you
Got him those over those mid
Is that heavy I heavy right now
It's in this one
Sorry there is something happening in here.
We're going to where?
Where?
One person was.
Right there.
You need to get the fuck out of here.
Did you get him?
Did you get him?
Back, back, back, back, back, back!
Oh, hell, nice!
Stay back!
No, good.
Crap.
Oh
Post-Indie
We just have a kid!
Hey guys
Is he alive?
We need to not keep that man
It was a 1v4
This is it, we killed them, and now we go home.
I thought we had that in the bag.
Peter, we have lost the last six games in a row, I mean six rounds in a row.
How do you think we have that in the bag?
That's kind of true there, Peter.
That seems good to me.
What the fuck do you mean?
I didn't mean to jump there, he is.
I'm more tipsy than he is, boys.
Let's go.
I hit one of the legs.
Yeah, coming right back.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I
Just go first
Is I'm low
Oh my goodness, he got me down the doors
Dude, I could have killed that guy too. I was following him
98 I could have just instantly killed them
I got three kills around it. I'm gonna have to be down
One better be noted, Aziz.
Dude, I killed one guy.
I let that guy literally jump over me.
The guy that just killed all of us at the end.
Oh.
Oh.
One is mid doors, as we speak.
Oh.
He smoked us?
No, I didn't.
He's flashing?
Oh, he's smoking.
Oh, he's smoking.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What the hell are you up to?
You trying to get me killed?
We smoked man, mine's bad.
Yeah, I got to smoke on the couch.
Can we get you to me?
Yeah, be good.
Can we get him?
Can we get him?
Can we get him?
Can we get him?
Yeah, I can be close.
Can we get him?
Yeah, smoke guys.
Yo, do we have another smoke?
No.
No fuck you guys want to bang OB we get a knock oh he's on cat he's on cat
He thinks we lower us on the 16 how he might lose maybe maybe maybe we'll be kind of our
We're not getting off if we lose so it's all good guys guys if we lose because I
knife rogue it's a tag you're in I'm gonna be so disappointed
I don't think I'm easy to do that
fuck it fuck it fuck it
one's dead
yep
oh fuck it
can't dead, don't peek
come on cat, come on cat
nice little walk, don't want to be a chance for that
maybe just
another one, another one
what? dude
he's a double door, he's here right down there
okay, that gun sucks ass
or maybe it's just my aim
What are the stress work
As we have just given up the win
Just give it up the way it's time to wrap it up with a quick tie
And we can settle for a time we can settle for a tie
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a I'm gonna throw a long incendiary
You guys do like the a they do like the a
I got up.
He's out mid!
Oh my goodness!
Two on B, two on B!
What?!
Oh
Hey, gosh, I can't
I'm
What are they saying
Where they type in like shape bullshit yeah, you have no idea what they said
So much like give me give me the top three give me the top three self promo
Tylenol babies
But in a worse way
TOS TOS slur
TOS slur
Okay, all right, okay
Wow, that's that's that would hurt a little bit. I won't lie to you. I won't lie to you
You know what will make this team feel a lot better?
Then you a quick gold, quick gold. That's what's gonna make this team back, right here
Yeah, I can't give you that, I can't give you that but but I can give you words of encouragement
Good luck out there guys. We tried all hard as that's what matters most
That's what matters, but we gave it everything we had.
We have nothing on the table, boys.
Nothing on the table.
And that we can be proud of.
I just jerked one out in solidarity for
this team, live on stream.
Pierre, did you see the group chat?
The group chat.
The one with Janice and them?
No.
Look at that.
The bell?
Yeah.
Someone texted one of the guys in C of Thieves,
and he goes, hey so, dot, dot, dot, I thought you guys were unstoppable.
Very unfortunate circumstances, wouldn't you say so?
I just imagined like the hacker mask,
and he's got like the black hoodie on.
Like hehehehe, mommy's bringing me dino nuggies within the hour, the sever will be down before that.
Dude, oh my god, that's crazy.
I wasn't close yet, close you made a blood pact, then not leave until we won.
Until we won, close you made a blood pact, not to leave.
She doesn't.
Where is he? Where is he?
I think you three sec no no no drag you stayed on you stay on
it doesn't work like you made a blood pack you made a blood pack drag we are
not getting off until we win I gotta be up at 9 a.m. I don't care if you had to
be up at 8 30 a.m. we made a blood pack to not get off this game until we catch
us a dumpy yeah and that's what we're gonna do that's what we're gonna do
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, and we have to get close you back in here. We're ready to rock. We're ready to go
Where's close yet
Should I sure cheaty like fucking right? Oh my god, he's going away. No way. I
Did not say that coming in a million years. Isn't my out in my fucking
4,000 damage
I would suit him
Believe frogs were falling from the sky and the rivers to deploy before clugs enjoyed back this game
That is the most surprising thing. I think I've seen this year. Oh, I feel bad for fucking Rome
Let's get there
to be able to find some way to find a good outfit.
Guys, guys, we're all bad.
We're all bad.
Yeah, we're all bad.
Hold up, let's pause it for just one second.
Let's go ahead and hold our horses for a second.
That was a bad.
Yeah, there's bad, and then there's like, oh my god,
is that track?
So let's just take a second and reel it in for a moment.
OK, let's reel it in for just a second.
I think.
I think Jack and I are on the same playing level.
I'm fine with that.
You found that is a little bit worse, but you know I'm with a 12 gauge
All right, let's do the same let's do the same
We love you drag man, I got
I'm not gonna play a nuke, I'm not gonna play a nuke, yeah.
Let's ban ancient mirage and dust.
Yeah, let's do that, let's do that.
And then they'll ban overpass.
Wait, don't choose nuke, don't choose nuke.
I'm certain, I'm certain.
Don't choose nuke.
Maybe.
Deeper Zed.
I swear to God, it's amazing.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, how long band do I get for leaving this game?
No, no, we have to surrender.
I think it's over.
You can't surrender, I think.
I think someone has to leave it before you get.
I don't know if you guys can be it.
Wait, how long do you get banned?
Oh, 30 minutes?
Oh, we can't do that.
We can't do that.
Oh, both failed.
Wait.
You can't do it
Yeah, we can't do it. That's fine. That's fine. We got this. We got this easy
Imagine we wouldn't put on yours get mines one K. E. Lo as well a
Maverick doob and jam
I would put that in the wheelhouse. Don't you worry big man? Don't you worry?
I feel you can vote kick someone and then surrender
What happens if you get vote cake you get banned I can't go to myself God damaged they might get a time out though
Oh, they just worried about it is like
I'm just warming up boys. Just warming up? Just warming up.
I'll kill those.
Eventually, I'll be able to outfrag Drak.
5 is 5.
Only times 3ing him right now.
Oh fuck.
You can lay a wet log with Siemen on it on a controller.
And it would be better than Drak.
Are we playing 5?
I forgot to buy one. Oh no, I didn't.
5B, 5B.
That's the man out there be go be everybody go be
Say it say it say it say it say
Okay, guys came came came came
What's this guy fucking headies me
I'm gonna walk up with you, I'm just gonna bait you.
Got him?
Nice!
I'm one, I'm one, I'm on bait.
I'm gonna smoke you with a plant.
Left, CT CT CT CT CT CT CT.
Nice!
No, mid mid mid mid.
You just gotta run.
That was valiant.
That was valiant.
You mean right here or left?
Right here.
Maybe?
Or that, yeah.
He's dead, don't know how to resets him.
I
Like I like about that one
In real life for the game in the game, you know
Duel the red is with me we win piss around and always lose a second round always. Yeah, I don't know that's possible
I mean we should give me 90s
It's watching about P90s
I need a shotgun for real life for now.
Yep, same.
Nope, for real life.
I just want to go duck hunting with it.
Yep.
My face isn't...
Nobody is there?
It's on it.
Nobody is there, sorry.
No one is there.
Okay.
I'm going to freak the fuck out, but you wait I got you I got your eagle thanks
Okay, I got an AK guy who's one of the spawned.
Grab his AK, run away with it.
I
Should be my head and game of course
The meta the meta the meta
One more day one more day one more day
I'm by your mom's maybe she'll make me feel better
He checking B
Anyone mid right now three minutes remit three mid here
It's what we often went for it's fun. How is he already there man?
Up.
That hurt.
They're going towards B from the back.
Good much, good much!
Wait, I think I'm B, B, B!
Oh, there's one.
Nice.
Someone's on one!
Okay, winnable, winnable, so winnable, so winnable.
How long have you tried?
So winnable.
Okay, look at it, you guys start diffusing.
What, shit.
Back right, and then R spawn.
Okay.
All right, okay, all right
This is it boys this we turn it around right here after a quick gold
Off in the back of a bee.
Oh, there's three, three, three.
Oh, what?
Oh, my.
There's just a judge.
One left, one left.
Oh, what a clown those guys, by the way, did you kill him?
Yeah, what?
Come on, buddy.
Got him!
Oh, man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Great bee.
We're doing pretty good.
Yeah, it's the only way
Okay
And op and no armor when you get shot
Then you watch oh my god
He's here is
Okay, ready?
Okay, alright.
I don't know how that happens.
Alright, okay, alright, okay.
Alrighty, alrighty.
That's okay.
You can have this one.
But next time I will not be so merciful.
I'll end it.
Hey.
I cover my, very good.
I
They're going to be a bomb they're going to be a bomb they wrapped all the way around you guys
Oh my goodness
I
Wait, we're buying oh, yeah
Being abused and feeling depressed because we play this game
and he didn't even read it mr. goddess I think you mean you didn't
very big difference between that for the super chat she's very big difference
I just thought I expected that close man fuck.
Exactly, are you playing something different this round, Jack?
VAL 1VAL 1B.
They're all either A or back mid towards Genji.
Hey, hey, hey.
I just want to get to the boss. Go, go, go!
Take that box.
Okay
More more close up close up close up
We're really doing it
This is our game this is actually what we are we are ending all losing streak right here right now
Yo, okay by me and for so I can buy you tell
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Wait, wait. You got me.
Oh, wait. You want to say you're good?
No.
Yep. One there.
Hey, I'm going to fall.
I'm going to fall though.
They out?
No, not yet.
There's a smoke on it.
There might be a window here.
Nobody's watching that.
Flash on it.
B.
There's two B.
Nice.
Alright, okay, alright.
AK behind you, Jack.
We're doing pretty good
250 said for days, I'm on this big. I'm on it
We wouldn't this one boys. This is return round
Oh my goodness guys what we doing
And I was a right click to
What made what made it?
Both of it both of it. I have lost control of it
I know he's close fuck I killed one got one one shot
You can shoot through the box. Thank you.
Thank you for getting me. I thought it was on my shoulder.
Nice. That was the guy that was one. Nice.
Take your time. Take your time. They haven't planted yet. Hit the shop.
You know, suck you off. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
You can wait for Jimmy. Wait for Jimmy. He's grabbing.
You got plenty of time.
I'm saying oh my god, okay close side both sides. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm you heard him. You heard him
Right there. He couldn't went there
Get it
Don't worry boys, I have enough for another up
We're saved! We are saved!
Yay!
After a quick goal, we're locking in and winning this round.
I've been scammed.
You're always scammed.
Alright.
It's actually accurate.
I have won the day.
I know I'm there, Peanut.
You can't mess with me game
Nice
You know honestly if I didn't kill him you would have
I definitely killed him through that
Thank you GG, thank you
It's pretty kind of you to say
Mm-hmm
They're pushing B
Go go go
No one
No one
No one
No two
No three
There's one more
Nice work
Nice work
I'm just doing a lot of the open
They all
Are we good for everybody
When your boss buys you a kick up
Are those freer is he's
You go you go do something for everybody
Hey, hey, hey, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
There's one, there's one!
You're right here!
Hey!
Smoking!
What?
They have to be dead.
They have to be dead.
Nice.
Good shit.
There's two more left.
One more.
One more.
Smoking.
Nice.
Unknown, unknown, unknown.
You're being smoked.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
3v1
We're back in the corner
Move Aids, move
Aids, Coyote with Aids
Oh my god, he's on me, no way
No way
He has a master of deception
Just don't give him ones
Watch me
Watch me out
On me, on me in the back
I
Saved the day
Who's everybody
I think I'm killing.
Tell them to suck me.
All right, let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing boys.
It's time to lock it in.
It is time to lock it in.
I think we, I think we crank it.
We crank it A.
We crank it A.
Let's crank it.
Let's crank that.
Lock it in.
Let's crank my hog.
Shit!
Let's go!
I do grenades.
This is the round I get the ace right here.
This is the 8 round!
All they want is 3B.
Lulululu!
1!
2!
2!
2!
2!
3!
2!
3!
3!
3!
3!
3!
3!
3!
Good work boys. Good work. That was all me. Alright. Good chip peanut. Thank you sir. Thank
Good work team, God work!
That's seven kills so far.
You get five of them in one round.
Easy.
Watch the Nadesack.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh
I
Cosy you've always been one of my greatest friends, you know I've always said that you were handsome sexy skinny
Beautiful penis would you my old thank you good sir? Thank you good sir. You are a kind gentleman
You're a kind gentleman. I would not have asked any of you but since you are a gift thing, I do appreciate that.
I got you.
See me on that?
Nice.
Nice.
What's here on this box?
Here Jack, on the right here.
Oh, one donut, one donut!
Careful Jack.
I'm gonna be close.
I'm gonna be close right to you.
On a white box.
I'm scared, bro.
You're better.
I'm really bad for them.
I'm really bad for them.
Double pistols via rock wall.
Hey, fucker!
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
You got this, you got this!
So that's massive shit!
Massive just happened to fill up a shit!
My man, my man!
I expect you to be standing in the middle of the open, to be honest.
Massive W, then tap with the finnish vessel!
My man, my man!
Thank you my boy, she's my wife.
Thank you, my big wife.
I hope you do it very well, big man.
I hope you do it very well.
All of you devils invented my wife.
Thank you. Good job. Thank you for you. Good night. Good night. I'll watch this. We should go be what?
Five
Okay, I'm nine one smoke and a and a frag an inch
Okay, okay
Waiting waiting for this. I'm gonna start needing over from this angle. Oh
No
The masters of deception this is a close game we gotta lock it in here boys
I'm not kidding, I'm dilated, dilated.
You want to get back?
Staying back.
Let's close back, close back.
Huh?
You got what?
Oh my god, the shot just got.
I see you.
I'll find it down for money.
Yeah.
We'll have the bomb.
Oh my god, you're gonna grab the bomb.
Oh, we dropped the bomb, where?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It's the play of the century, they won't even see it coming, they will not even see it coming.
Plant that bomb ASAP when you're on the side, you see the points.
Oh my god, they saw it coming.
Well, they have the shimo.
That is true, that is true.
I'm done.
No, they did it.
It's all over.
Oh, right.
I forgot.
The events of that gadget.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna shoot at you so many more.
He's winnable.
Very winnable! Very winnable voice!
This is it!
We're taking it. We're bad-a.
Okay, we're good.
Okay, yeah.
Two problems.
We made it!
Yeah, we just wait, wait, wait for you to...
Are you okay? Nice!
Another one!
We have bomb, we have bomb, you just-
I'm gonna middle of the bridge
Watch spawn maybe
SPOCK SPOCK SPOCK
He's here
You came there?
I had to reload.
Don't peek, don't peek.
Close, close, close.
Oh, no!
I fucking stopped shooting because I wanted to kill TG.
I mean, I beat him, man.
Come on!
I'm gonna say, come on.
I didn't want to kill TG.
I'm no armor.
Sorry if I'm too deep.
9 to 9.
Lock it in, boys.
I'm not focused.
These are some person in my chat that is just ruining everything.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
He's paying his ass.
First time on Twitch? Get him out.
Get him out of here.
I don't know what to do because he keeps gifting subs and don't know bitties but then he's
like saying weird shit in chat.
Ooh that's a bad situation.
This is not only-
He was one of the things he said.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
We have to win this.
We already have the win days.
We can't see the losses.
I got that real quick.
Yep.
Nice.
Hold that.
Let's work again boys.
Yeah, I got that real quick.
Yep, nice.
Hold up.
Let's work again, boys.
Let's work again.
Yeah, do you have an AK for this?
I do have an AK.
I do have an AK.
I do have an AK.
Careful.
Take it back.
Go.
They've been a bit checked.
Got an AK.
You have an AK.
You have an AK.
You have an AK.
I should.
You have an AK in here?
Yeah.
Oh my god!
Dude, that's not!
No, I don't like no one!
Oh my god!
That was the one that I shot.
That just checked me.
I
Can't say go dracking and mirror me
WpL
Yeah, go does me go
Hey, you guys are into 3v2 you guys got this
To be to one donut
Right, right
You see right up here
man I need to get out know what it is because he's getting
auto modded but he's dead. He's saying something that he
honestly can't even say in chat that's why the auto mod is banning it.
Oh the races.
I want to be taken out back by Tyrone and
multiple times
Tell me can it be your mom for me?
That's what we need we need that way. I don't know any mom names Tyrone
You working this safe? Yeah, I'll go I'll go
I'm gonna fucking kill you where did you go?
Where did you go?
Haha, god I joke.
Hahaha.
Oh, I'm flashed.
Oh man, fuck!
Okay.
Come on inside here.
Come on.
Nice.
I can't see.
Wait, penis working donut, penis working donut.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, that's a good flank.
I got a really good flank.
Triple.
Nice.
Right there on the inside.
I'm depressed again.
Nice, let's go!
You did?
Bombsick.
Two.
Three.
Get the ticket, birds.
WHAAAAAT?!
What the hell is he doing?
What was that fight?
I don't know.
He was peeking, he went high and he went high, you know what I mean?
Okay.
We buy it? Oh my god.
I think I'm gonna start drinking guys.
Guys! Guys! We have to win!
Come on, boys!
Okay.
He wants me fast as fuck.
He wants me fast as fuck.
Never mind.
Alright.
He wants me fast as fuck.
They're never going to expect this shit.
Together we can do this.
Don't stop.
We'll never see it coming.
You hear that?
You guys watching the stream?
You'll never see us rushing B.
Yeah.
Watch this shit work.
You win, you get a dive.
Groot has lowered the bar so far for me.
The level up right here, go.
It's a go.
33.
Oh my god.
Dive, dive.
One's behind you, duty.
Two, two, two.
Wait.
Where?
Last two there?
Where?
One, one, one.
Watch out, both there.
Both everywhere, which way?
I was getting fucked through the box and then there was five
to my right so I was trying to plant it but I couldn't because I was getting fucked
through that butt.
You just came back to that?
Man what do we do, what do we do guys?
We rush in, he passed us fuck.
Wait wait wait wait wait, on it, on it, on it.
Okay we saying-
Drac, Gingy's back.
Drac and Gingy in first.
Gingy, Gingy, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!
We go first, we go first.
On my way!
No we don't need quits!
I have no smoke this time.
Wait you're gonna smoke when we just say it.
He says wait wait wait wait wait.
Wait wait wait wait.
Wait wait wait wait wait.
I
Need in coming no no no they're gonna need it and
Guys never done that
Yeah
I LOSE ME FROM THIS HELL!!!
I forgot to walk my good fish. I would.
Cosy, we made a pact!
I guess they were just happy he had it.
He's not...
No, he's not...
Oh, there was seems to have been we-
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Just like any game ever!
Cosy, we're not good enough.
We made a pact! We made a pact!
We made a pact!
No, I'm not a bug.
So did Drac.
Drac, no.
Drac, we made a bug pack.
Are you going to break a bug pack?
You have no honor.
You guys have the perfect
Yeah, because then you can get close to me.
We made a bug pack.
We made a bug pack.
Guys, we have to.
We made a bug pack.
They told their girlfriends they're not going to bed.
They told their boyfriends they're not going to bed.
Not you, not you, the people want it.
They know.
What the fuck?
Yes.
Trust me, we know you don't have a girlfriend.
Guys, listen, we have to honor our blood pact.
One more game.
All the marbles win or lose.
We have to win because we made the pact.
Yeah, dude, two o'clock.
I could come around.
You could just be like, oh, two o'clock.
Fuck the pack.
Fuck the pack.
That's not true.
I'm not getting up if the whole team stays on it all five of us. I will legitimately not get up to win
You already agreed you already agreed you already agreed
We're back I had me up early tomorrow too, but I on an unpacked peanut you wake up at like 5 p.m
I can't tomorrow. I drink up early. Yeah, I was sponsored in tomorrow
Added four it's five actually they can four PM actually no I'm on the floor
But this is for a way guys get your ass back in here immediately
immediately
Immediately
That guy told his wife's boyfriend that she he can't get off until we win
We gotta do
We are going to be in a long
hall. Yes. We spit. Check on it.
Everybody made that we spit.
We spit. We are staying on until
we win. You know, there's a
few right now, bro. Tell me how
you feel, Drake. Why are you
doing out? Look at this.
Let me see.
Listen,
Okay, you may
You may feel like this you may feel like this, okay? You may feel like that
You may feel like that but what we did was made a pack
weird
We made I'm actually where that exact effort right now
We made a pact we made a pact and we are that's actually I look very sexy
Oh my we I'm
Is it fire?
I'm a that you've got a goop of horny, but we made a pact we have made a pact and we are gonna honor it
Is what are we except for for for men women and peanut of our woods?
Nothing the faster you guys joined the faster gets over with boys. Yeah, where you are
Yeah, the more you argue exactly and you know, you can be halfway through another gamer
Yeah, it can be ten to zero right now ten zero. Yeah
We could legit be through the pistol round right now boys. Piss around. We already three up
I already opened a goal the coach. He tells me how handsome I am drag starting to be my balls
We are already could have been happily through the game
Let's get back in there and show them that we aren't just a couple of goofballs
Let's go drag the shit.
Come on, poke it back in your neck.
Go see, drag to it back up.
You know what that means.
You know what that means.
Call her after we're done.
You know what that means.
You know what that means.
Mermaid lady gave us the bag of air.
Are we gonna get the crown?
Save the town and Mr. Krabs!
Or what?
Or what comes here?
What?
The mermaid hot you saw the movie
Parts of the Caribbean you're so fucking hot
Tell my in SpongeBob the fuck SpongeBob would love to as well, but
Not today today we ride today
We ride
I just reads hide the screens
I'm not sure what you said.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I think his challenge got deleted.
Wait, he'll get B 200 times or you?
No, B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
I still don't need to make it.
Alright, let's make sure we-
Oh, Mr. Bricksy, my poor kid is a boy.
Good man! Good, ah, man!
Let me shake king, my poor kid is a boy.
Good man! Good, ah, man!
So, uh, a peanut.
Wait, what? What?
I heard you, uh, got an interesting friend request today.
No?
You got a penis.
Oh, wha-
You got a penis!
We're not playing ancient. We're not playing ancient.
I don't know. Well, they have the largest red towards barrage.
Honestly, we kind of want a nuke.
Nuke or overpass or any of this?
Yeah. Yeah, I'd say nuke or a duke.
This is the top one for me right now.
Yeah, we're probably going to nuke.
Okay, overpassing. Let's focus overpassing.
Oh.
Oh, thank you.
God fucking damn, we have to play inferno.
Are you sure?
I don't mind those at all.
Alright, we're banning right now.
Okay.
Alright, well I guess we're playing best.
Why couldn't I undone it?
Let's run!
I like to move it move it. Oh my god. Got him. Got him. Got him. Go go go go go go.
Where where? I'm the IZL. Oh my god oh my god. Guys guys guys go cat go cat go cat.
Two two two two we can't move. I just found sonnet. Guys go go go go go go go go go
Everyone get a P90 and follow me.
Full face.
Alright.
Rush Cat, don't stop for anything.
Lock in.
Oh my!
One more door.
KKK, what's happening? Look out, look out!
Catch a bunch!
It's WP, just don't stop moving, don't stop moving, don't stop moving, don't stop moving, don't stop moving, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
What are you doing?
Where?
Mr. Cat, watch your cat, Gen. D, watch your cat, watch behind you.
Is your head shot through the wall?
Put him up, put him up!
Let's go destroy the guys one.
Eh!
What are you doing? Hit the bobby, you have the bobby, the bobby!
Oh my goodness, what are you doing? What are you up to?
What are you up to chief? What are you up to chief?
If I played the bombing with this one close
Yeah
You're both one shot
Did he swing?
We die, please die
Left left right there
Oh
We finally won that round.
Yeah, I didn't want to break that because I thought he was going to swing close.
I had to kill the guy close.
It's A long, A long immediately.
What do we do, IGL?
Okay, I'll play an SSG.
I'm gonna, I think I'm trying to be, um, no.
I GG by the hand.
I went.
I'm gonna go.
There we go.
Oh, we gotta work on this.
We're gonna work on this game.
I'll flash you out.
I don't have skins. Wait, we should still work along. We should still work.
Right here. You guys have any flashes? I got one. I got one.
Okay, look at me with your flash and press G.
I'm depressed. I'm even more depressed. Alright. Alright, okay. Alright. Okay, alright.
right
Tech nine boys
Oh my goodness!
Okay, I just got paraded from every angle.
Oh my god.
He was killed by every weapon and utility in the game.
Okay, now they're by me on cap.
Yeah.
Oh
One's white speed on the other side of the door
That was nice dude. I hit that guy for 74. No, they do last year. I got 82 and
I hit 98 and two. I was shooting nobody that good.
I'm poor. I see we do two a little two B three a and then wherever we get pick, we just go.
We were sick.
Do you ever feel like a toxic bag?
We just have to stop moving.
We have to stop moving.
What makes sense?
Wanting to start again.
Whenever we send something, we just stop moving.
He had just dinged a guy, but he didn't die.
One cat, one cat.
Two made, one cat.
Okay.
Okay
Oh, they said yo closey in chat. Oh word word word. Good good good good chicken chicken chicken. So I good this always good news
Yes, look for me
Double doors
What the fuck is that?
What?
The guy fight now, Lord.
Come on, funcat, wait, wait.
Give me that close.
Oh, no, come on, come on, Lord.
I got to get the other guys at one speed.
Oh my goodness, so close.
So close, boys.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
That should be fucking back from Lord.
That should be, that should be.
What was the last guy hit for?
That should be.
Yeah, I don't add wallow
I didn't attack I
Get the guy that you actually killed on the left
You the buddy we rich
No, we're cheap. You might need to save cuz we might not
Okay
Wait, let's do it. We can't some what we get some up by we're on a lawsuit right now. Yeah, let's do let's do a tech nine
Press B, and then again, make sure you just have 4k for next round.
Tell you what you have next round.
Doesn't say that, okay, next round manual?
Yeah, you see what it said next round manual?
So it's like, you could buy down to 4k, like buy anything that you want this round down to 4k.
You actually need to be in 3700.
Yeah, but you want Util, right? Like smokes and shit like that?
I never use Util.
Oh, really? I didn't know.
Alright, well.
They called the timeout, and now they're spamming Juni.
Perfect perfect
And game of course, which little times
Okay
I
Watch out
Broke is your name. I want to die
He's flashing
Thanks, then
Yeah, as we push me the two out here
Oh
We had four guys on that side I blink and we're all
Saving it what we say that was a safer
I cleared the site with the one guy that was on the site and then you guys are just fucking in the hallway
play. Pleasuring each other in the hallway. They'll make it sound so grotesque.
Yeah.
My god.
I'm gonna fucking.
How do we...
...keep these guys again?
How do we keep them?
I just think we'll do a wall.
If I need exact care, can I?
Okay
My dick off over here boys
I'm
I am trying my hardest
That's one
Okay, let's swing.
Oh, there's two.
On site, on site, on site, on site.
Nice.
Last guy was mid.
Last one's underneath, underneath.
You're both, you have 30 health combined.
I died to the guy underneath the bridge.
Okay.
Let's go!
Freeze!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
My first clutch in three days.
Good shit.
Good stuff, buddy.
What we need, that's what we need from you.
That's what we like to see.
You got me an AK.
Ooh.
You got it?
Yeah.
Get a quick gold first.
I was scared.
$50 to his name.
That's his left, but it's fine.
So cool.
It's a dollar five.
All right.
Got a quick G?
G?
G?
Yeah.
Go fuck yourself.
OK, all right.
says he says you know says
you think they didn't get the guy
yeah
and if i don't know what
oh yeah we don't want to write actually
the way
it's a girl
I'm gonna give you the bomb, I'm gonna go to mid
Hey, he wants mid, I think
Here, I can smoke mid if I can
Hey, he's fucking, he's CT
He's just one-shot me
How the fuck can that guy get one-shot?
Let's go low
I'm not good
Oh my!
Oh yeah!
Guys, I need to shoot!
I need to shoot!
Did you see that look?
I might have shot that off straight.
Oh my god, I was on a straight shot myself.
Double twice, double twice.
Head down.
Go B, go B, go B, go B.
One's dead, one's dead, go B, go B, go B.
Go, go, go.
Do you need a gun right now?
I
Me
as fuck. It was a CT side map boys. It was always a get four, five and six boys were
good to go. Can I have an 890 miles in one night?
What do you mean with 890 miles in one night?
890 miles in one night. Your name is Dave. No rowing dogs.
You gotta be a trucker to know the lore boys. You gotta be a trucker.
Yeah!
Oops.
Okay, guys, one low-times!
What the hell is that?
I do this man!
Okay, I'm gonna shoot.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
Go top!
Ragey person!
Okay.
15 pistol.
Baby.
Yeah?
Two more.
No one in, no one in, no one in.
Come here and say it, look left.
I'm smoking our back cap.
What a blood.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Okay, you're ready.
One CT.
Did you just know that?
Okay, I'm back.
Did you do that?
One down.
Shoot the target.
Got a body of a bloody dude.
I don't want it.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
He's an AK.
There you go.
Better.
Let's go.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're dead, dude.
Don't worry, boys.
I have the app.
We are saved.
Was he sitting in the close corner?
Are you quick?
Yeah, he was sitting in the lower door.
Yeah, you're sitting in the Lord's eye in the back.
We were scared.
You're gonna pick down Medwall quick boys, stay right.
I'm gonna double flash out.
Long. There's three there. I can't even go long.
I didn't even see someone cross mid.
I'm gonna take cap then.
Do I be A?
Hey!
I still want to, yeah, now I want to sell Double Zoris.
Zoris, hello!
Thought I was catching him, but the other guy shot me.
What, he killed the first guy, cause he was serving a day?
One Zoris.
Can I close the last Zoris?
Okay, my reaction is that of a female.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Sorry for you.
Oh, no! Yes!
Nice. Wow. I get ops through fucking doors, man.
Okay.
Oh!
Me too.
I guess cat.
I might want I have to refund this fucking evil
Okay, the warmer
As in or no, no, yeah, that was this fire fire fire
Okay, okay guys. Hey guys. Thank you guys. I've done this
It was not made back there's an AK down mid ground it
I think he was already dead and we just spawned in.
Did you get a meeting call?
I think we busted like three.
Did you get a smoke smell?
Nope, we have nothing.
actually helped us more
oh my god
after he shot all three of you
yeah yeah after he killed all three of your teammates
I didn't know what it was I thought it was my way
there's another middle
We're all poor let's take nine rush me immediately
Don't worry all the guys may will be eat will be me. No worries. No worries
Oh
I'm going to fucking call him.
It's fine.
Nice cross.
Hold up, I wanted that.
Hold up.
Where'd this sniper go?
Did we have an SSG sniper?
That's my scout.
Where's the scout?
Where's the scout?
It's downstairs.
It's downstairs.
i'm going to go go go go go go
nice good shot
oh jesus watch jesus take this back ten
okay
i'm going to kill this guy i'll be then we push okay
dude
i'm going to fuck you straight
what happened what happened
fuck you pete
what
what did i do
it was jesus it was jesus
oh shit
it was me
oh you're good
yeah you're good
He's like it doesn't one-shot back
You have to forget this you have 25 seconds peanut maybe 24
Okay, alright, alright, alright, we're still in this, we are still in this voice, so we
are CT side team, it's a CT side map, we've got this easy, we've got this easy.
I'm telling you, I'm putting my whole pussy into this game right now, I don't know
I don't know if you can tell, but it is on it, I'm leaving a snail trail down man, we are winning this, I don't care if it kills me, I'm winning this game.
Is that what that smell is?
Oh shit.
Dog and peanut, if we don't win this one we can always win the next one.
That's right, that's right.
Die, die.
Dog and boys, if we don't win this one we have one more to go.
Go
I'm going in George where we all know me
Are we the stream timeers?
One thing that beat stream seven be a dumb as fuck
Good work boys. Good work. Let me IGL
B90 no B90s only boys B90s only. I'm gonna be boys. I'm gonna be
Maybe you do not read the score no matter how much you chat
I
Long smoke
You're going long I hear long
Oh, I'm in mid.
What?
He come from.
One more down mid.
How they playing in?
Dude, why did I move from B?
Where?
They're just two under at the double door.
Where now? Do you need something?
I'm going to buy it.
If I had any health bar, I might have killed him, but I was still low on health.
fucking
One's walking cat
I
Hold my cattle you might go back be I can't I'm
You're going back to go back to go back to me. Oh my goodness one man
Okay
One's got one's got
Not the other side grab this guy's gun. We might have to save yeah, go ahead and say boys. I think he's to the right
That's wild that's where I died from
Now we get us
You know the door
I
Can you speak up back up back up? I just want to see if I can fuck
Do not lose it up you don't lose it up
All right
Guys guys, okay, did you they're watching the screens so we can't we can't leave me we guys down there
You just gotta stay on there until the time I jump.
You demand?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, make sure you have...
Are we buying?
Yeah, we're buying.
We're buying.
Make sure you have 4k.
Minimize the stream.
That'll work.
Everyone go along.
Okay, okay.
Are we buying or no?
Make sure you have 4k.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Fuck.
They're being...
Yeah, I've been...
Yeah, I just kind of said...
Yeah, I just kind of said...
Yeah, I just kind of said...
Yeah, I just kind of said...
Yeah, I just kind of said...
One dead. Nice! Good job!
Are they already through the doors, Chinty?
No.
What's that?
Wait, was this a fake out? I think it was fake out.
One's bottom-tons, bottom-tons, bottom-tons.
There's an AK down, but I'm one.
One's down, one's down, one's down.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
all right they're all coming be right now
and I can't see lucky guy lucky guy lucky guy lucky guy lucky guy you don't
need to say this we have enough to buy next round right yeah yeah yeah I see
I see them. I see them.
The bombs are clear.
I think that person is going to kill him there.
Yeah. Yeah.
Expo nine in service.
He's moving them up.
All right.
It killed me
That is seven to ten lock it in lock it in
None of them are good
One across and I'm a cyber okay, except you okay
Good now one time in one time in these fucks man
I
Back they start pushing just duck. Yeah, they start pushing just go down and then play off my peak
I'm back up on you might push when they hear me
To the one nice
I think they're lower yeah, I'm gonna peek in Lois
Oh my goodness excellent
We are bringing this home boys we are bringing this home
Hold this is the most goes I've ever had this late into a game
I'm so fine kids. How do you got a kill this half?
It's my second day, you know, please walk in man. Yeah, I promise you I am as locked as I can get
I'm giving this everything I've got
That's first kill that
No one top it if you're saving you're saving the one top it to watch up in
Nice
I can hold this any of you rotate
What's it was going beat down all these walking beat down?
He's in that in that room. He's going back back to mid
You guys have a perfect holder now the jet
She did
Jack
Did you keep looking because they could be walking
In case you are very right
I'm in one minute. Oh my goodness. I ever see energy
He didn't push you push
Oh my goodness, no way, no way.
No way
You're going to find out the op
Kind of like when we were in this site now like you know the stairs
guys guys I need everyone locked in right now
exact moment exact moment
unfortunate
yeah
you flash made
you should have made
you know what i mean
someone's in there
middle now one's lower one's one is
it's on beat up me what one thing on
the left dude he's full sprinting this
guy's while you do that
What's up? What's up there? Yeah?
Oh, no, that's why that was so bad. How do I live?
One super low back
Honestly same same if you don't have time all right
One can be close up to you.
Jump south, jump south.
Hide, hide.
They both died.
Oh my goodness, guys.
Guys, I can't lose another game.
Please.
I'm broke.
Oh, please, please, please, please, please.
Here, here they are.
I hit them.
Please, please, please, please.
There's always this game.
I'm not going down.
There's just everything I have.
Please.
Oh wait now.
Drag.
Drag.
You could run.
You have 4k.
This is the last round.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God.
Fuck!
One there.
One finally came through there.
Oh my God.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
No, no, close your eyes.
We made a blood pact.
Where is he going?
Where is he off to?
Guys, that is also it for me.
Rack, you cannot leave.
What about the pact?
What about the pact?
Where's the pact?
What about the pact, Rack?
I love you all so, so much.
I got no luck today.
That's true, that's true, that's true.
Emotionally manipulate him quickly.
What I'm hearing, Jack, is just some horse shit.
I mean, it sounds like you wanna play ARC in the morning
and I mean, you just,
that's not any better than winning this game.
I made plans and we're doing this again tomorrow.
It's three in the morning.
Guys, we have to win.
We have to win one game.
One measly game.
That's all we require.
What?
Hello, you guys.
Have a good night.
I'm seeing you in bite.
I'm seeing you in bite.
good one when we win one yeah you're not cutting out drag oh my goodness oh my
goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness he just can't end on a
loss honestly he just can't I wasn't born with that behavior I cannot believe
dragged and broke the pact. I cannot believe they would commit such atrocities against
a pact that we made a mere two hours ago.
Pact breakers. Filthy pact breakers. What the hell is up with that? What is that?
season. Retrain. That's a
ball. What's the plan? I mean,
they broke it. Does that release
us from our human bonds or
peanut bonds? I so wanted to
win at least one night. I so
we were doing we were doing
good. We I know for a fact
that we got streams like every
single game. I know we can
but the thing is we have to
to overcome those surly bonds.
It does have this Q of three, does it?
Well, I don't think so.
Jinji might not be high enough, right?
Well, I'm also not even.
Oh, she is.
That is interesting.
That is interesting.
We might be able to find two we can get taxi is taxi ready. I mean taxis
Dreaming I could ask him no we don't need him. Let's get there when so let's get
there and win I I'm dead shit I'm winning I can't in the night with a
lot I can't see fuck taxi okay let's get in there it's actually good this
game. Let me check his hours. It's
exhausting. You opened my last case.
Perhaps you go. Almost a thousand
hours in the game. We need jobless
people. Bitches people. That's right.
Let me get 20 more cases. Give me one
Okay, hey we are in we are in game you're on game okay?
I'm trying to shoot for a new what do you boys say?
With bad these and yeah, yeah, that's too broad
We need to ban ancient or overpass whichever one I'm not playing it again. I'm not playing ancient. Yeah
We need to ban ancient then because they're gonna pick
They're not going to choose Nuke, they're going to get the choice, they're going to get the
choice.
Oh my god.
I don't know what they're going to pick.
Oh my god.
Okay, inferno.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
There's no choice.
We have our backs against the wall.
There's no choice.
You're winning this game.
You're winning this last match.
We're helping God.
We're helping God.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something, I have never tried as hard as I
I am about to right now.
And if we don't win this game,
if we don't win this game,
let me tell you what I'm gonna do
and I'm not even joking.
Maybe I might be joking.
I'm calling my doctor and feeling an Adder Officer.
Then I'm hopping back on and I'm winning a game.
Am I right boys?
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
we get some keys, we get some keys, we get some keys,
we get some keys, we get some keys.
Yeah, you have problems with the streamlabs
Apparently the streamlabs API is down like worldwide so it's not to see you
I can't see any of my subs or nothing like literally nothing
Can't even see my chat
It's not you, it's not you
The API is down
I have like a dude here
Holy shit
Streamlabs are beautiful
That makes sense, I was wondering why I couldn't see anything
This is streamlabs the third
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where in the third party thing?
Our teammates don't wait for nobody to be here
I need my phone for the up-and-getter!
Hey Siri, where are you?
Hey Siri, where are you?
Where are you Siri? Hello?
Siri!
Okay, I won't get it now.
How you doing?
Hey dude.
Fucking...
What?
Did you hear this guy in game, bother?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
But I need to meet him.
Oh shit!
Got him!
One more, one more.
Taking the big escape!
Got it!
Ooh.
Got him dead.
Oh dude!
Let's go! Let's go!
By the way, Clungsy, the betrayer, is in the chat.
They were seeing shards of how you turned your back on your friends.
Okay, alright.
Well, look who's on the other team.
Okay, yeah, that's the same guys from earlier.
My fucking god
Are we doing time out I
Guess so I think this guy's gone. Oh, I guess we're not having out your mind
Okay, okay, alright, okay, warm it up, warm it up, warm it up, warm it up!
What is it?
Sarcastic Brad is on the move.
You still don't understand his plan, you still don't understand his technique.
He's so above your pain of thinking you can't even understand what he's doing.
Don't worry, sarcastic guys got this.
We always hit.
Ah.
If I was gonna help you you pop out the gate absolute demon
One before the whole team surprises all you look about it arms like it's a bomb it's for something
Oh, that message in chat is pretty cool.
What's the message in chat?
Can someone tell Burstina to take a coyote?
We are true fed again?
That's a perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
That's great news.
That's great news.
Let me hear that.
That's not good news.
That's not good news.
That's not good news.
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know where the hell I am.
Everybody move.
I have a bomb plant on A here.
We might have had a bomb plant.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
We've got this boys.
I got this boys.
Nice.
I'm just shooting your gun, word, word, word, word.
He's got a straight side of him.
You can see his scream!
How did he cut you in the face?
Nobby's the chat for a sarcastic brat!
That guy actually might be straight up dumb.
You can get banned for screen-sipping, he has internet reported him and he will get banned.
Wait, actually you can actually report him?
I doubt that.
No game bans for screen-siping.
That's right.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Oh, I need it.
Where is he?
Stay close!
Hey, guys!
got one push push push push push on the side on the side
push in through push in through
He's right there on the right, he's on the right!
Somebody block him, somebody block him.
Nice.
Woooooooooo!
I'm not here!
I'm not here!
I fucking knew I should have stayed there.
Dang it.
Coming from behind.
Behind!
behind oh I didn't realize what behind that
you can see hey what are you doing
another sarcastic brand
Come on, Jack!
Wee!
Okay, boys, okay, okay.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Come on, Debbie Brad, come on, Debbie Brad.
Oh, my game mic is a little bit bad, apparently, boys.
Don't worry, game mic.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Did somebody see something?
Sounds like you're on like an Xbox.
Mike turns to Max or something.
All these guys are talking, and I was talking to them in game chat.
I don't want to do that, damn.
I'm trying to buy a fucking big mate.
Got him!
A two!
Got three!
Oh my god, ace.
Ace, Peter, ace.
Got four!
I see the last one, let me go, go, go.
Get away, get away!
Get your ass back here.
Bastard!
Get your ass back here!
NOOOOOO!
I DID IT! I DID IT!
ALEEH! ALEEH!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Bad talent, that boys! Bad talent, son!
Ooh, too easy, too easy!
We actually are carrying.
Ah, there he was, there he was. Quick ace, quick ace, you got it boys.
That's for the team.
He has to, all of our good players left the team.
Drag, okay.
Well, except for Drag, I wasn't talking about him.
I just made my first game.
Come on, game!
Two down!
Oh my god.
Recycler!
I'll do anything to the bulb.
Okay, arm has been flung into the wall.
Got another one!
One more CT, one more CT!
Okay.
Early I sit.
We're ascending.
Oh, I'm done.
He's in the car.
We're ascending.
Oh, I'm done.
He's in the car.
It's what the team leader does.
It is what the team leader does.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Oh my god, still there grenade?
Oh my god, perfect grenade, perfect grenade guys.
what are we up to did you see what I just out there
Rey!
Rey of my own teams remains!
Nice, thank god.
What are we doing?
I can't open the keys out of where my friend is.
I thought that they were behind us. There was a guy that was walking behind there might
behind
Are you
By the way this whole team has lost great images
I
Can help you right now with this name. Oh, no, thank you sir. No, thank you sir
What did I just say who do that who threw that grenade who do it who do it you see
Who's he was it?
What's up?
Hope you don't go right up there.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, he got me.
Backside, backside!
Don't want to come back as a zombie dude.
I knew I heard him.
No dude, I got trapped.
I got stuck on the fountain.
Okay, alright.
I'm turning up an arch.
I'm turning up an arch boys.
and you miss out miss appear I don't know I don't know that's crazy
I've heard from carrying clothes see all night yes it does yes it does yes it
does it's a brace I'm gonna work on it I'm gonna work it guys we go a we
We can do it be a lot.
Yeah, I have a birthday.
Easy.
I'm gonna play back.
Nice, huge.
You should bomb that voice.
Got him.
What?!
I almost had him.
I did hit him.
I do fool.
Oh, good boy!
Nice.
Wee!
Oh, dude, what are you doing?
We're doing good, boys!
Oh my god. Rogue is already giving it to him. Rogue is giving it to him.
I'm getting inside, I'm getting inside.
Get inside!
Get inside!
Alright.
Oh my goodness, she's right there!
I
Open those up from the package body
Washing them attack
What the fuck? I wish you guys could go this guy right here right now.
What? Is he really that mad?
Oh he sucks, yeah he's pissed.
Yeah I just killed this guy. Like what, what does he want me to do?
What do you say?
Oh you can't, I can't listen to you.
He's like a little ragey nerd kid.
You saw him just yell you left him.
Shit.
I don't want to flash back!
Good work!
What'd you do with your data?
Do something!
Literally a bar for bar.
Go like worse and plug your nose and then spit on your screen.
Guys, do not make our own teammates mad.
We have a chance at winning this.
Good good good. Do not make a mad. Do not make a mad
He's he's waging it bad wasn't even here the first two rounds. What is he talking about? It's actually true low-key
Mm-hmm
You just hope I got cancer and died okay, okay, all right, okay, we'll make it progress
She was pretty good
What is he doing there?
What is he doing there?
All right, last round buy up buy up let's do this thing all right. Oh, I have $1600
I think you can do it.
I don't know about this guy a little.
I don't know about this guy a little.
No way, Jiji is fighting with the bungalow that is in the chair right now.
I thought it was funny though.
Lock it in!
Lock it in, Jiji!
I am locked in, I'm locked in.
Someone didn't know what a plank was so I had to drop the knoll.
I have to know what you do with the grenade.
The grenade?
Push B, push B, push B.
Got a pick.
I'm going to smoke the CT.
Go get CT.
Go to the side.
Tom.
I'm going to plant.
I'm going to plant.
the
of course there was a guy behind me and I should have stayed on the fucking flank
We're actually doing it boys. We're actually doing it.
Yeah, this is not a CT side, right? I think so.
Yeah, it's definitely a CT side.
Okay, okay. Wait, is that right? Is that right boys?
I mean, we know who the problem was if we win this game.
And that's that's all I'm saying.
Okay, I'm gonna play that.
That is true.
This is not his T-sided.
No, they're one guy here.
One guy B to one guy B.
No, there's one guy near this map.
One guy B to one guy B?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
And less.
And less.
And less.
That's the new version of the map makes it a little bit more T-sided, but I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Get a quick peek down mid.
I see no one mid, they might be going to your parmage.
Oh, no, I see one mid.
They're A, they're A.
Are we close?
There's another one on stairs.
Nice.
What are you doing in the apartment?
Don't you worry boys, don't you?
Oh my God!
No!
No!
He actually abandoned it.
There's no way.
No!
No...
This was it! This was our match!
What is he doing? What is he doing?
Wait...
You just left the game? Did you?
No!
No, he didn't.
Wait, what is he...
It's fine, we don't need him! We don't need him!
We don't need him!
We don't need him, we don't need him.
Hey, apartments, hey, apartments.
Nice! That was good.
I think it's APR?
Yep, one of the puppets, one of the puppets!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
That's a good success.
Chat, how's it going?
Not good, Coxe!
We were finally winning and then this...
Other side.
Shit, pussy!
What the bomb is that on it?
Just a bang to the mat!
It's on the map!
I'm gonna fake this.
I'm gonna go back with it.
Oh, it has been cleared.
Oh my...
Oh my...
I
Good you need that guy. We don't need that guy
We don't need that guy you got this
The fact we were actually but I cannot believe that that is
Who is that guy? What could he possibly doing at 247 a.m. On a Thursday? What what is he doing?
Can we like block these other guys and then?
like from being like few against them I don't know maybe you got kicked for
killing Brad to be the beat
I know he's annoying me so much I'm about to meet the fuck out of him
he's killing the vibe man that name was perfectly on you
I didn't even hear it coming in either.
I'm $50 short, there's no way.
I was lucky and it's tied up with this game.
It's tied up with the game.
I'm gonna go B.
Yeah, you guys, you guys should just go B
so you guys can communicate.
I'm gonna go A.
We have to spread out the top fraggers.
Is B right or left?
Oh, sorry.
Right, it's really safe.
Dude, can this...
I can't see anything. I'm so dead.
What? What?
Um, what is voice chat button?
I'm not sure I wish I knew the funniest part is that he ripped like a burnt peanut quip
earlier like not even knowing he was like he said what he literally went like when I
died and he needed my gun he has no idea you might keep speaking you said he said he said
You feel it? Is that what he said?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He literally cranked that earlier.
Dude, imagine no idea.
I said, Brad, this is evaded.
You should, you should 100% figure out your fucking voice call and tell this guy to shut the fuck up.
Yes, you need to.
That's okay, okay, don't fool around, don't fool around.
Let's do a scene, let's do a scene.
Deploy flashback.
So is that mic actually like peaking right here?
Yes.
I hear a lot of B, a lot of B.
Oh my goodness, he jumped out there again.
I can't predict him.
He's too good.
Oh my goodness, he jumped out there again.
I'm going to get you.
There's a plenty of time.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're going to the
going to.
I'm really bad.
Might step back.
He needs to hold B.
back
here
that's you
yeah it was me
right there, you heard me
oh man fuck
Oh, he's literally right in front of the fountain.
Listen, Brad! Listen, Brad! Listen to me, Brad!
I need everything you've got! I need the whole essence!
I sense
Mr. Bryan
This is Mr. Peanut calling upon you
Can you do that for me Bryan?
He doesn't give a shit
He's just typing now, he's not talking
Oh, alright
Lock it, lock it, lock it
Like all of a sudden he just started, he started typing
He probably just got some fucking voice changer bro
I can't see the typing though
Oh
Oh, perfect, grenade
I forgot to buy oh my god, I'm throwing go back to a
That's my
Two inside
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. No, wait, I'm not all dead
I thought we just ninja diffused
You don't hear this guy
What me so I guess it's
I
Saw a freaking out
One was left one was right, but one's post right other ones down
He was all bad on that, I don't even mind.
Dude, I wish he would have had him in my cabinet earlier.
Now I know why this guy plays solo. He don't have any friends to play with, cause no one wants to play with a knowing ass like him.
What? What the?
Yeah, exactly.
What the hell?
Sorry, that was rude.
That was a nice shot.
Good try, Brad. Good try, Brad.
This dude's been talking in the negative monotone for like literally 19 rounds in a row.
I don't know why, but I have to. I can't explain why, but I have to.
There ain't no fucking way. Sorry, dude.
There ain't no fucking way.
I told you, Brad! I told you!
I thought it was AI Generator Bell. My bad, dude.
That's too bad. That's too bad.
Hey, don't worry about it.
I didn't know you played Counter-Strike for this.
Don't worry about it.
No.
Oh my god, that was his duo.
Oh!
I don't think I'm going to survive this.
I'm sure that this one's too fast.
Don't be, boys.
I'm going to return. I don't think he can. I think we're going to be able to get him on.
Who's windowlifter then?
That's Genji.
Who?
It's Genji.
Nice.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait guys, look at 9-11, 9-11.
We are still in this game.
Are you guys, are you guys three stacked?
Yeah, we're three stacked.
We haven't won a game all night, Brad.
We need you.
We need you, Brad.
We don't want to give you $7.
You killed me in Ark Raiders like last week.
You guys were just telling teenage and Stella Montes. I wanted to like off myself. It was just
Here
I don't want I don't want I don't want
Noooo!
Okay I'm just getting there three more.
I got fucked.
Oh, back new box. New box. New box, boss.
Oh
Good try good try wrong good try good try. We're still in this boys last round lock it in lock it in
Well, that's how they knew it was you at the beginning of the game that makes more sense
Lock it in boys. Lock it in. This is our final stand.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
At least you know I'm not James Nightman.
I didn't know who it was due.
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
I'm not getting hit by this grenade.
Show me up here.
What's happening with these guys with all these friends, don't you?
Even if there's nobody coming into the game.
It's century hunt.
Maid, the one.
Maid to mid, walking up the high.
My game is still laggy.
Oh my God.
I got a like, they wait, wait, wait.
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, coming, coming, coming.
Oh
Oh, what the he just died be please come he's coming soon
That's the guy that seems like me that's the guy that seems like me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Well, is there anywhere we could like block them from my friends list which blocks them
from our games or something?
Oh my goodness.
I popped off that last round too.
You were doing great, GG.
I thought we had it.
GG's bad, GG's.
Dude, oh my goodness.
Oh, we tried boys.
Well, I mean, we could always just try again.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Well, I mean we can always try again.
I have to win one.
I can't.
I just won one.
I just won one.
One more.
One more.
I just won one.
Can we like do some sort of like thing where we could like maybe bait a few times here
there or maybe we just queue right away and we just get the same guys again.
Fuck it.
Will you wait to queue but you hide your screen?
We got this we got this okay, let's all in let's hide on screens. It's our screens
All right, okay
All right, okay
We got this boys. We got this we got this that was our closest game in like five games though
To be honest that was that guy hadn't left
We would have won we wouldn't want that we were one that hundred percent 150 percent 150 percent
would want that oh my goodness i mean if my teammate was a little bit more positive in the middle of
that game before he knew it was you it would have been a good time to you it seemed like he
made his day better though that's good that was a plus sign that's good that's good i'm glad that
he's having a good day um that's always good now now i'm in hell and and and i've lost the
the little lab so so with that with that right so with that okay so with that
so with that now I'm gonna say now I'm gonna say you're in a game no she's not
I'm in oh I'm not okay we have to give no more clues about what we're at yeah
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, okay, all right, okay,
okay, all right, okay.
We legitimately got to StreamSide all day,
which I know I should be surprised
how they haven't ever played a game in the past year
And I haven't got stream signed in, what?
It hurts a little more today.
It hurts a little more.
It hurts a little more.
Okay, wait.
It hurts a little more.
Minecraft and we can't get stream snagged in that.
Ah.
Should we sell our pirate ship?
Pirate ship, pirate ship, pirate ship.
Yeah, dude.
I found you guys an even cooler pirate ship, actually.
Yeah, but we didn't make it though.
Also, Peanut, you're a dick.
You stole one of the girl's stuff out of her house.
That was rogue!
Roll was the one that kept going back and stealing stuff.
No, no.
It was both of you.
So only the eye took was an eye and pickaxe and two axes.
I never went back.
Never went back.
You said it was a girl's house.
I never went to a girl's house.
Yeah, you're like, oh, this house has a bunch of stuff.
Is there anyone that only?
No.
Oh, yeah, we didn't do that.
I was told that was the armory.
That was like main base, no?
I was told that was the armory.
You could probably just leave it there.
I was told that that was a natural spot armory.
I thought as a founding member of that server with me, you and Taxi, we could just...
That was our stuff.
Now that you guys are infected, you touched girl's stuff.
Now you have to give them back.
Circle, circle, nod, nod.
Oh, it's coming.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
We got this, guys.
Yeah, we got this one. We got this one. We got this one. We got this one. I
I I can't not win this game. I have to win one game. I have to I honestly, I'm not getting on to my one
I'm not getting on to a win one. I know I have to make it early tomorrow. This month. I don't care. I
Will stream straight into it if that's what's necessary if that is what is required
I'm not I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving
If you leave you owe both of us 50 gifted subs
Yeah, yeah, because we will stay here with you. Let me get my phone. I've we're doing this
I gotta open some cases. Let me find my phone. I'll be right back. I'm not fucking leaving
Oh, no
and
And dust
They don't
Have no phone it's gone
In the place you last put it
Right here the whole time. Okay. All right. Okay. I found it. I found it. She was right here the whole time
I'm not taking my PC case. No, I don't see the PC case. Oh
Thank you, though. Good suggestion. Good suggestion. Right. Let me let me get some keys. We get some keys
What what boys?
You like my new name he did you see what they guys have said
Yeah, yeah, he didn't want to play nuke. He wanted to play DOS, but we already did that so I voted DOS now.
He said, alright, I'm throwing, it's over. Guys, guys, guys!
I don't think he realized the stakes in hand.
I don't think he realized the stakes in hand.
You like my new name?
I can put a rap.
Hold on, I gotta get this thing first.
No
Guys look who's up the other team
Wait, how are they in our game?
Again.
Did some of them change their names too?
I'm so confused.
You ever want to hide your screams and mute your sound?
Nice.
Yeah, I hid my screen
How how is that possible?
Well, it's it's gotta be the tiki torch guy as well, and then the other guy changed his name to match yours
Check
All right, man, that's okay. We beat him last time with five people we got
you the ramp guy? Yes, I'm gonna take over. Okay. Okay, there's three outside. Come to
the logrand? It's Nuke, or Silo, or Marshmallow, or whatever you want to call it.
I
Said that's bomb all the time. I can't engage talk it if you guys can
He's on my he's on me
Were you inside into your side? Yeah, I was inside
We're doing pretty good guys
Not too shabby.
Okay, just like.
You're getting the hang of the-
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
Okay, good job.
You can't flake, they can see your speed, brother.
Also hide in the map.
Oh, hide in the map.
You're probably right at the flaking thing.
Gear up.
I'm going in a windy walk here.
I'm ready. Yeah, he's inside right there.
He's going to hit.
Hello? Where was that?
Got him.
He's right inside in the doorway.
Going for team three.
We're doing good. We're doing good.
Open the head as you go!
I will take one!
Before the last day four...
You're gonna let me die.
You're gonna ask A4...
I will take one!
I wasn't asking you. You have money.
I'm asking Yellow.
Yellow? Okay. One month.
Let's show them who we are.
You're gonna fight me? Alright.
Easy, easy language, crazy.
Still out on new, bro.
I asked you if you wanted to buy.
It's a pretty straightforward question.
I've got a P90, bro.
Do you know your color?
You are yellow.
Yeah, and I bought a P90.
Okay, but I could have bought you.
You're outside, by the way.
This is one of those guys that's a bit...
Am I stupid or something?
I just wanted to use the P90.
I think you wanted to buy the P90 so your money was balanced.
One front, one front!
Oh, my goodness.
I think they're going back.
Yeah, they're going back today.
Back up, going back up. They're planning, planning, planning.
Squeaky.
He's cooking, he's cooking.
Wanna see what happens?
Try, go try, go try, go try, go try, go try.
People talk too much and it makes me ruin concentration.
Alright, this time I can buy you orange.
What would you like?
I would like it up.
Can I swing that? Yeah I can swing that.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir.
Alright, okay.
Where you going?
You better be going outside with me.
Oh I'm going outside.
Good sir, good luck.
You know how's my mic brother?
This is pretty bad.
My mic's bad?
That's pretty bad.
the one
To do this like to go on the left side
I
Watch out oh
My god, and he's gonna be multiple peeking perfect perfect burn alive
As it were as it were maybe not like you do like you do
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
What happened there?
Two left, two left.
Two left.
Two left.
I'm dead.
Oh, yes.
Oh, good boy, Gigi!
I'm just gonna call his friend Lucky Cage open.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
He's still hating on me, right?
No, no, no, brother!
I said, I said, it's my my good!
Oh, Green.
Oh my god.
You are quite loud, brother.
That's my bad!
You should, uh, talk to him.
Yeah, I'm gonna fix that.
I'm gonna fix that.
I'll blow up the water.
I'll blow up the water.
I'll blow up the water.
Can I?
Never mind.
fuck it boys
ah no armor met him
this is so bad
alright
come check out how he's gonna assist you
he's outside
as quick as nimmer
Blue, you wanna go support yellow? I don't know what you're doing, but I'll help you out.
Oh! Watch out! I can't think. It's, uh, HUD? HUD. That's the call.
I
Just cook it
Sin that's the spelling on me. Oh, the building that you almost combat rolled on oh
The cool a game that expensive what is he a nice up fuck he's on me
I
Can use it quick
It's just I'm a tactical device
I can use an operator
You are not getting enough to get in on them for though. Oh, I could use an operator
I'll take this shit out.
Throw a flashbang.
I'm still on the other side.
Look, I'm red.
One's lower, brother! One's lower!
Wait, are they underneath?
One's still on red.
What?!
Oh, fuck you.
Wait, wait, wait a minute!
He could be up there or something.
What hurt you a little bit?
Ah, it's the one you're gonna think about for a couple of days.
Put your head on the pillow at night.
I need to get the pistol though. We should save.
I need the pistol.
That's all right, buddy.
I have to do a little bit.
We have you here. Let's go.
three people on us
three people on us
One's rafters, he's running mid-site.
One on site, one rafters, one in the other end.
They're playing good, playing good, playing good.
Yeah, I can't see things.
It's working so quick!
These tips are getting better at CS2, isn't it?
Looks like I have any tips on how to get better at CS2!
I'll pick no way!
I think so.
Ah, too shabby.
More time, too shabby.
Push outside.
There's better nades.
Little nades stuck outside.
I agree, I agree.
I need them I need them oh my god we're cooking
shit shit yeah maybe it's the fucking other three of you
Oh my god, I'm insane!
Sorry, sorry.
She did it.
Oh, it has been planted.
It's deep.
Okay, alright.
Alrighty, alrighty, alrighty.
Alrighty.
Terrorists win.
I am why are you yelling going can you relax be a rap where you're going that's
just rent that's not be be
Ram notes anyone else my check my check my check my check
where are we going be
Ram
okay
you're gonna see this guy's a fuck out
I got a lot I got a lot
didn't use my mic so I'm going crazy I'm gay
I'm fine
don't think so
fun you don't have to pee shit
is the mic good boys is the mic good
That is much better, that's not much better
I'm dead
Alright, one's trophy, you go in the ramp
Orange, why did you leave ramp?
You said you were going to leave ramp
Ramp?
Oh my god
What?
What's that?
Oh my god, he's, he's, he's going crazy
Oh, too ramp
Dude, I cannot focus with someone talking so damn much
Tell him, did you tell him?
Don't give him these crimes
I didn't say that in...
that and don't don't don't don't
he's doing it he's doing it
see
Oh, thank you, good job, thank you, good job!
You've blessed me on this fine day!
No, he does talk more than like a fucking gossip out there,
just this guy's going insane.
Two more outside with an hop, two more outside, red, red and red.
Okay.
Holy, that guy is insane.
Alright, okay, okay.
Alright, alright!
Okay, I think we're going to go up there, right?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, pick it up, boys.
We got a pick up.
We're pretty tight.
Dead.
One's held.
Maybe heaven.
Three.
Very good.
Maybe heaven.
That looks weak.
Good try, good try.
Good try, good try.
Oh man, no freaking...
It's awesome.
Good try, good try, good try.
I'm gonna lock in. Oh, thank God. Just about time. Oh, all right
This is a great time to do such activities
Son, I'm a tea-sided player, all right. He is well
What the hell I was in the bathroom when you guys showed maps
That's it.
That's simple, I mean.
I'll beat it and raise it!
You can flex!
You think they're running outside me?
Oh my god, I'm lost alive.
What the fuck?
I was on that slide for it!
That was incredible.
Oh my god.
I didn't hear a bullet being shot and I was on that slide.
Listen up.
We are going to go...
We are going to go...
A rush.
Straighten day.
Just straight in the A. Watch Heaven. Watch Mini.
Just go back to the plant.
Just go back to the plant.
Whoa! What are you shooting at there?
Just go back to the plant.
Just follow him. You know what?
I don't believe you.
We see, we see.
What happened? What happened?
Oh, I got one!
One Mini, one Mini.
there's a guy behind behind behind behind in the back
i don't know what i just watch that was horseman nineteen and i thought mine was
actually shame boys aren't just shame
We got this we got this we still got this
Mental refocus mental refocus mental refocus
Take a deep breath
In
Out
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In
WOOOOO
Out
WOOOOO
Alright, we got this, we got this
They're fucking chumps
Alright, we're gonna go, we're gonna fucking run down B
We're gonna go squeaky and we're gonna run down
events into B
I need flash
Force by, force by
By which can
Give me fucking pistols
Buy a fucking Mac
Buy some real, yeah yeah
Let me let me make this door
Well, I have without the plan
No, he's right.
His team doesn't want to listen!
Orange half.
Sorry boss, sorry boss. We'll have to give boss, sorry boss.
five seconds prior so much we'll have it again boss it would have a good one
and then you stopped so much I thought I thought he said be with no I said
vents to be sorry so much we'll have it again boss
I never die. What the hell was that? Should we kill him? Yeah, I got him out. He's trolling
man. Oh, I didn't know he could see my feet from there. What? Let's go. Let's go. Let's
Let's go. I have what it is.
No!
Oh, it is.
We got our two carries on the job.
They won't lose this.
Yeah, bomb. I can't believe this.
He's stupid.
That looks like help.
Oh, see that was a good play.
I thought he wasn't going to repeat it.
That was really good.
Actually, I wanted to take notes for that.
Shall we try something else?
It's called money done let me let me hear it made on me
Shall we try outside?
Perhaps
Garage yes, I will get the entry because I'm a beast
All right
smoke big rush AK AK yes it's credit card credit card how's he say push through
this moment push through the smoke bigger walk through somebody walk through
Okay.
Maybe 4v3, 4v3.
One secret?
Cause he's still big.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
He's still in the garage.
He's in garage.
It is a big garage to you, man.
Can this guy shut up so his teammates can hear other people in the game?
She might want to help your teammate out a little bit.
Okay, shut the...
You got this.
uh let's go ramp let's go ramp the ramp was the auction last time he went there
he was it was one guy i said way back i'm scared okay you want to do that again huh
no fighting no fighting
you're giving this game so bad
that was a this guy sorry they have shotguns they have shotguns they have shotguns
Yeah, that did not work.
You guys follow me, follow me, follow me, we're gonna go find it lower.
I'm gonna go up heaven shoot him in the back
That's your tip
Yeah, both my belief
I shoot out Jason
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Anyone else got any ideas? We got any other... I'm not the strat call up.
It's default.
I don't mind. We should let teammates listen instead of talk.
True.
Ooh.
Next.
So...
She did you. You gotta give us your most fire marve.
So you've said you've said maybe three words all game. What do you mean by that, huh?
Well, maybe that's because...
Yeah, and you talk more than an annoying girlfriend.
BAM!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
Well, you're fucking good enough, huh?
You have the same amount of fucking kills at me! You can't do this!
Oh, yes. But sorry, I'm trying to tell people, you know, where people are.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
That's my fault.
Blue, I-
What the hell are you doing?!
Guys the blue guy wants to have a shoot at me!
We're blowing up guys!
You guys are toxic!
Hold up!
Wait, not me, I do nothing.
You guys are toxic!
Wait, hold up, you guys are talking, except for Coyote!
Except for Coyote!
Except for Coyote!
Oh, shut up!
Like you're not funny
Hacks buddy
Dude, oh my gosh
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
the
body of the wrong one
shut up
the
restaurant
guys
and i talk a lot guys but this is uh... this is a new level
I will do my best to never talk as much as part of the rebel
I'm doing it anywhere I was looking at.
Come on in here, I got one.
I don't think, yeah.
Hey Molly, that's not what I was talking about.
That's me, is you dad?
Hi Pima.
I need to just give up
I'm staring directly at a guy. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I don't know. Don't ask me guys
Don't ask me do not ask me. I have no idea. I don't know do not ask me
Well, we found someone that's worse than me in this game.
guy is throwing
this guy is so fed up with his team
are you ready pal?
wait really quick, who was it that had a 30 year old talking like their 5?
blue are you ok pal?
I would also like to know
funny guys man you guys are funny
no no I'm actually, no I'm not a part of the fun
What happened?
What happened?
I'm honestly trying to get to who you were talking about.
He was talking about me for sure.
But he is.
I don't know why he's upset.
You're talking about Orange?
Okay.
You go like, what are you?
Five.
I'm a man.
Five hundred down.
Wait, you're Canadian.
Are you Canadian?
I'm actually, I'm actually 6'2".
Yeah, I'm Canadian.
6'2", 233 pounds.
Are you a member then?
Hell no.
There's a guy.
6'2", 230.
Where are we talking to you?
It's got the convention, brother.
You?
It's not like you were
You're so much kind of upset buddy talking yourself. It seems like you were fine
Okay, still go okay. All right
So I'm gonna keep going okay guys. I gave go
Yeah
You gotta get a job man, I've got a job buddy
And he gets in friends blue and then you wouldn't be solo
Hey, you tell us as you tell us that
No, I'm so cute you're still a little bitch
We don't know this fucking guy, probably.
What is this guy smoking?
Did you see that?
He hated me from the start, and I genuinely don't think he knows that I'm like,
but you don't know what I'm saying.
I think he just hates me, like, starting that match.
He blamed me for milk, and I didn't even vote!
I didn't even- I was in the bathroom!
I was taking a piss when we were voting.
Oh
Keep it going, baby
We do one board
Yeah, yeah, okay
All right, we have to win so yet to win one yet to win one yet to win one
Were we supposed to be hiding our screen? We are we are we're I forgot oh
That guy that guy is probably
seeing maybe curious in about three minutes yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna do a
random you I would you read of you or you random I'm gonna do random yeah
652 30 oh yeah I really mind the blue guy I blue guy was totally normal but he
thought we were friends with the other guy we thought we were friends the other
guy the blue guy thought we were a four stack trolling the blue guy
Really?
Yeah, he did actually.
Why was he...
Why was he hitting on me?
I do nothing!
Invite him back, cause we get blue guy?
Jesus, I like blue guy actually.
Oh no, sorry, not blue guy, the other guy.
Sorry, the other guy's the guy I don't mind.
Who's the other guy? No, no, no, no. Heart of Rebel the Purple guy is the guy that was idealing us to hell. Yeah
That guy was being normal
Yeah, heart was, heart was cool, heart was cool, except it didn't like a
Blue guy, now that's where it's at. Blue guy was a bad man, a bad man.
Oh, he was just chillin.
Blue, blue was shooting me the whole game!
Maybe he shouldn't get in his way. He was getting all the kills he weren't
What that
Not let that lobby define us as we have to remain three strong
No guys purple was the two on the guy talking old bunch that guy was okay. The blue guy
Are you hot the blue guy was a normal guy
But he started shooting you because he thought you were trolling him with the voice because of the other guy
What
Sometimes peanut they just they just don't like it and I'm an expert at that sometimes they just don't like me either
He was shooting me
No, not by the fucking blue guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Dude, blue guy was just hating on me.
He was shooting me, he was shooting me through the roof.
He was...
I thought he just shot you the one time.
No, he kept shooting me the whole game.
I was in squeaky and he was above me
and he started shooting me with his deagle through the roof.
He's shot me like, probably like four or five times.
Nina, you need to lock in as the leader, okay?
Oh.
I'm on it boss!
I'm telling you what to do next, Reed.
On it, boss! On it!
Okay, okay.
I think you need to replicate, because you know what?
You haven't replicated it for a while, I think that's why.
Yeah, the energy is all off.
The energy is all off, but I can't replicate it
so we gotta hide our screens and stuff.
Come on.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, true, true.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
You need to continue the water.
All right, okay, we're in we're in let's do the same it's time to lock it in time lock it in
What's your name? Let's talk about that. Well definitely Mirage and Dust2 they have that okay
Wait did they ban the best map so they stupid because I don't say I kind of play a new
let's let's let's let's been inferno nuke an ancient yeah
uh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay it comes it comes mm-hmm
yo our newbies bro what the
that's not enough good G
you're not in good graces with our team already
Oh
All right, well
well
We are already starting not in good graces with the team
Let's listen. Let's try what he said you guys are stupid as fun
He chose a new game muted oopsies. Let's try to warm up. Let's try to warm up you guys
I know this may not be everyone's favorite map, but I think we have a good chance of winning if we put our heads together and play as a team
Exactly exactly
Precisely I'm gonna rip a quick gold for the whole team. Okay. Yes
I was scammed that's a little bit of a wrong color gold I think let me tell
me I got a purple I got a purple we're on the way up on the way up
this is my relegation match and it's the same one okay okay stop track super
Super rare. Super rare! Two in a row, super rare!
Wait! Three- Three star track in a row, super super super rare!
Oh, never mind.
I like the guy's commentary.
I'm a player.
I'm a player.
You got a scan.
You got a scan.
It sounds like Jameson from Spider-Man.
You got a scan.
You got a scan.
What do you need?
What do you need?
What do you need?
What do you need?
What do you need?
What do you need?
Oh, wait a minute, am I crazy?
Wait, hold up, am I the best?
Oh, no, I'm not.
We got those two guys.
We got those two guys.
Good work, little bugger.
We did those.
Wait.
All of that confused.
Counter-terrorists wins.
He is the best.
He is the best.
Little bugger.
I
All right
Okay, I go again
I'm gonna play a every run unless I don't in which case I will tell you
I'm cooking I'm cooking
Wait, I'm hooking up hookings.
Nothing in here.
There's a bunch of people shooting at B.
What?
What do you mean, decoy, grenade?
You probably right.
There's definitely people B.
He's walking up?
No, they were shooting through the smoke.
We're cooking for on fire!
Okay bro.
I didn't see the bolt.
No one comes to my side.
That's good!
Dude, do you see that boy?
We're on fire!
We're on fire!
I'm the beach!
AAAAAAYYYY AAAAAAYYYY AAAAAAYYYY
That's a lucky case of it right there. I've ever seen one
Coyote?
No, I will always wanted to be a streamer
I'ma say you could make it the big city. I've been trying since
You can make it anywhere. I love you, bitch. I never gonna stop.
Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Okay, we're just gonna go after all right. All right, okay
I've been trying to see for two hours now
I'm fucking done it!
Meadow both
Going in
A site
Oh they're A site
We're on the net, we're on the net
Oh Mr. Grimmy, I'm gonna see some fucking fan, good job man!
That was pretty bad yo
Dude, I'm gonna see some fucking fan
Shut the fuck up
I'm locked in
I blew the fuck and I'd stick off that other guy
So I think you weren't looking when I did that
You said you like bigs?
That's not quite what I said, but it'll it'll work
I did it a little better
There's not opening cases, bro
My dick doesn't work
I need more
Since the accident can you be nice to him?
You're trying to become a sh-
No one!
No!
Oh, sure. Look, dude.
Who was so sick with it?
There's gonna be TB.
TB, TB.
TB, TB.
At least.
I'll give you a question.
Job done made!
Oh my goodness! Oh my! Oh my!
You rogue you... double! You devil rogue! You deff-li-devil!
You go green for sure. Coyotes picture on your profile picture.
Let's fucking go peanut! Can I have an operator?
Thank you good chair, thank you!
You got a 10 grand, wow.
Oh wait, I have two too.
Uh.
Yeah, what are you eating?
What are you eating?
Pringles original.
Pringles original.
That sounds delicious.
It is.
I'm going to make a chicken salad.
I'm going to make a chicken salad.
Never mind.
And I'll do it again.
I'm a bit of guy.
It's a little Pringle in his life, man.
I got you boss, don't you worry.
I don't watch streamers, so if you're actually a streamer that's...
It doesn't matter, bro. I like you for who you are, not because of your clout.
Thank you, Sharon. I love you.
Yeah.
He's peeing up from your head.
Oh.
Dude, the lore is getting confusing already.
I'm the coyote, we're done.
Confusing already. I'm the coyote. We dead
Is that real?
Okay, I'm just bad
green green we say a long camera read long camera yeah you don't have bomb
bro i'm just telling you it's fake bro
you're trying you're trying you're trying you're trying you want to
fake me over the pistol you're trying you're trying
If only that was the guy that I dinged.
Now which it was, bro. Which it was.
Now is a good try, though.
You said he had a little ding?
We're not letting him treat us like that, boys!
First man, I've felt every ball, all three inches of it.
That's not a little fast.
That's not a little fast.
Now you're right, you're right.
That's actually pretty good.
Let's carry around the bomb!
Okay, alright.
Oh
Okay, nice boy. Oh, oh it happens again
You're green why you always late buddy
I'm pregnant, that's why oh, okay
It's by the way, who doesn't care
That was pretty bad all right, I'm muting this guy
I have nine HP, maybe you don't want to follow me
I'm just better incredible work boys incredible work
they gotta call it time out for that
now if I could perhaps acquire that piece of machinery in your hands there
Which one the one that yellow has
Well, what about my machinery mind
What
I was I was AFK for a second in the worries. Oh worries. Oh
wait oh my god they actually call it out wait sorry I tabbed out what happened oh
so we're doing pretty good right now I'll do it yeah I use the first team with
it or the first game is not seems like please oh tell me what to be we got a
good you know what well the shirt stuff is on our team
That's true, that's true, that's true, that's true, you didn't do that.
The MINE!
OHHHH!
OHHHH!
OHHHH!
Oh, oh my god, look at that.
The 3B!
The 3B!
That's typically
Oh my god, look at that.
The 3B.
Wait, you guys have bombs.
Oh!
Peanut, ace, ace, ace.
Where's the other one?
In water?
Yeah, bomb down there, peanut.
He's on it.
He's on A, he's on A.
No, he took the A to me! No!
You all know in our hodge, I would have gotten it.
We all know in our hodge, I would have gotten it.
Bucky...
Hypothetical Ace-K, somebody-
Do you want an AK?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'll try this here.
Rick!
Thank you.
Thanks.
Got it.
AK-47 Afro, 90?
You're killing it this game boys!
I think Apex is the worst game though, not gonna lie.
How dare you say that, Shud?
What the hell?
OOOOOOOH! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
I'M ON FIRE!
I don't see anybody.
We're in high douches here.
He's saying loser arms, loser arms.
I think it should be 1800 miles in a day.
1800 miles in a day.
One kind of like breaks the flow.
I'm going to go B. I'll be playing B this round.
You just keep going mid and I keep shooting him. It keeps working.
Yeah, it's one of my chats that we might have made it to the friendly range.
I'm gonna watch the B range
You're welcome
Can I shoot at them too?
Nice
He's been dead
OHHHHH
You're a coyote, what the fuck bro
Oh my god, they're gonna suck
I made it
I said
Oh
He's a BzB go go go
Where's this little ramp call
Maybe
oh you see it well you see it well I'm put down here buddy I can be stopped I
can't be stopped okay you are locked in right now
Oh, there's a window on water now?
Whoa.
That just shows you how to fly it.
Flashlight.
Flashlight.
Flashlight.
Flashlight.
Like the last round before we win we should tell them that we're streaming and they could stream site
Yo, yeah, stop
I'm spread everybody I'm spread everybody everybody grab it up
Everyone get up. Oh, it's you five ops five
The stream side because they're so losing
Yo, they're coming dark. What the fuck?
Oh my!
Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
Left side, left side.
You see him?
Left this way.
Oh.
There's still one left side.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, there he was.
You see him?
Okay, okay.
What?
What?
You see him?
No scope.
I
You went the egg that by the way
Yeah, oh that's okay
Oh
If you would have let me get that last kill oh my god, oh my god, she's got four kills
Yeah, why can't you got like 20 kills?
You guys actually might actually kind of sad you
We lost so much that it gave us a PvE lobby where we're playing just like five tracks
I don't think he was expecting a girl I gave me zap I'm way too powerful
get them bro you actually it wasn't a buff this time it was like a debuff like
you actually just put a spell on me that made me play worse
I thought he was like one
97 that's cap that's cap I hit him for 51 and 4 I am for 83
I am not the last guy bro what the fuck I hit last guy for 54 I hit him 91
stop lying I am I do hamburgers he was 51 to 4 I was last alive and I am the only one
that's not you are rolling your eyes cap stop it okay I'm not doing good over here
right side, right side, right side, wait, oh, right side, he's on the gun for a while.
I'll handle this, I'll handle this, let me get the deal, let me get the deal, you ready
for this?
Three, sixty, three, sixty, oh, got you, got you, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
You're coming for me. I'm scared I
Have a pistol
My cheating
I'm not kidding. Okay. I don't know how he's not
Oh, we had...
Did you..
Oh, oh, oh...
He's open...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
You see me?
What if I put in belt to ass on these guys right now?
I'm fine.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
It's time to get serious.
It is time to get serious.
I'm gonna try the op again since they got four kills with it?
Okay, so we can't lose the next eight rounds.
Got it, Bulge!
Heh heh heh.
Oh, my brown eye!
I'm gonna be a first win in a new base after a long time.
Did you make sure to press G on the opposite of the zoom mode?
Zoom?
I couldn't see because you were in the way!
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you. You can see him.
Alright, bro. I see him.
Wait, I didn't even notice. Are you guys actually cute or what?
Oh, that was honestly-
I'm pretty cute.
I'm good.
He is there.
Alright.
Awesome.
Oh!
Sorry guys, did I-
That's not me. I-
That's my fault.
They might be- they may be revin' it out here, boys.
They might be-
Okay, all right. Yeah, okay, so they are now officially they yeah, okay. All right, okay
They're rubbing up they're rubbing it up. It's not being serious. Don't be serious
17 series boys. I'm being serious. Oh man. I can't buy it. Oh
Okay, okay, you're not coming back. They're not coming back. They're not coming back
I'm
Oh
He not
How's that water?
You question that overworked spit that out what?
Oh my goodness, that is oddly timed I will say
I think I hit him.
Turn it off.
Oh my fucking shit.
Ow.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
Oh
Guys they have turned on the thrusters they have turned on the gas
Everybody walking everybody walking dude is your microphone underwater?
Yeah
Alright, let me, let me, I can buy it
They have to shed their moth
Let's go!
We have to set the moment down
Then I can go clean my balls in the shower
Good, good, good
Woah
There he was, I'm the only one here
Oh!
It's one of those
One of those, one of those
Yeah, yeah
There's still, purple yellow bomb by the way
Bring the bomb, Genji. Bring the bomb, Genji.
We have the site, Genji.
Got him!
Nice, good job.
Is that the other guy? Last guy?
Last one had to open mid.
Watch, let's go.
you guys want a close guy?
you guys want a close guy?
you guys want a close guy?
you guys want a close guy?
damn i didn't hear him
shut the fuck up
don't kill him
NO!
yo
nice try buddy
what?
How did I miss that?
There's no way!
13 or 12.
13 is the best way.
Alright, we're done with this one.
We've already got our team over time.
We've already got our team over time.
No armor.
Alright boys, let's rush B again.
B again.
Whatever.
Read the chat, read the chat, and then do it.
the chat, read the chat and then do it.
We're the chat, we're the chat, hey.
Yeah, I cannot read.
I'm just like, say, other way, other way, boys, other way, other way.
Wait, am I being mind controlled?
Or are they being mind controlled?
I don't understand.
They are, they are.
You made it, you made it.
It's in Team Chat.
They're stream side, you dumbass.
Oh, wait, you're actually serious?
You're actually on the stream?
Yeah, yeah, here you go, I'm going.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm tapping
Oh my god, I'm tapping
Oh my god, this is it, this is the one where we win
That's my Sky, that's my Sky, that's my Sky
Get ready to be dead, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, go!
Don't kill the last guy, only dive, only dive, only dive, only dive
Only dive
we won! we won! we won!
YES!
alright guys, thank you
you guys are cute
you are cute
yeah, we got you
no where boy man
boys!
these boys are GGs
that seems to be the finish of the game
one of the people from the other chat says GGs are GGs
perfect, perfect
we only have these last two cases
we're quick
I
I
Cannot believe you want a game. I cannot believe we want a game
We actually just won a game
We actually won a game. They will never hear the end of it for me personally. Oh, whoo, oh, it's closely in fucking drag
Yes, yes, that's right. They will never hear the end of it for me either. We dropped them and then we won
We dropped them and then we won the game
You want even better?
You're about to get a knife winning two games back to bow
Games back in that a double streak a two-game streak
Watching back up watching back up
I
Start right now this week starts right now
I guess I can I got
I got a good
I'm gonna bet I got a good bet I got a good bet we can't end on a win though. Did you open your two cases?
What's going on? Did you open your cases? Yeah, yeah, I didn't get anything. I got a scan. I got robbed. I got my boozled. I got deceived.
I need GGs. GGs, GGs boys. Have a good one. GGs. Good night everybody.
Can you look at your DMs too? Just see what... I need answer for that.
Uh, yeah, we see.
Or like, you don't have to... you can answer it later.
Oh, got you. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's chill. That's chill.
Chill let's chill let's chill let's chill let's chill all right cool. Okay. All right. Have a good one boys. Have a good one. Good night now
Boys I'm getting up
getting up
We may have had to stay on the next two hours and 17 minutes, but we got our win gentlemen. We got our win
We finally did it. It's finally over. We have succeeded. We have claimed victory
We have planted a flag on the hill. The hill of success.
I've never felt more pride than in this moment.
We suck through it. Not like those slags.
Cruxy and drack.
Broke a blood promise. A blood pact.
All right, I'm getting off. All right, guys.
By the way, tomorrow we're doing an extra long stream.
extra long stream we are doing by the way Friday's Halo custom games I'm so
excited for that I'm so excited guys I spent two hours today before the stream
finding custom games I've got 19 of you guys you know you might you might if I
read them off I got a list of my notepad you might have a read them off
my far read them off but you're ready for this only tell me if you know
Ready, ice cream man, boom, boom, dog hunt, boom, bam, sumo, boom, bam, hot potato,
fusion coil, dodge ball, maze craze, grip ball, grip ball, little bit of grip ball,
little bit of grip ball boys, little bit of grip ball, power of power, goose hunt,
That's another one. That's another classic. That's another classic hexagon
Lightspeed Halo does anyone remember lightspeed halo with it with the warhawks going down the tunnel lightspeed halo boys lightspeed halo
fat kid
Everybody remembers fat kid. Everybody knows fat kid
Ninja not Ram
Trask compactor hide-and-seek
avalanche
musical chairs and
Battle Royale boys apparently there's a custom halo Battle Royale that we're gonna try out if we got enough land
I've got 19 games locked up with I'm all saved
I have a bookmarked ready to go for Friday ready to go ready to go
Jenga does Jenga work with like 10 people. I thought Jacob would only work with like to a Jenga works with more than two
I can I can get it. I saw it. I just didn't download it cuz I assumed it was to
I work tomorrow. No, no, it's on Friday. It's on Friday. Not tonight. Not tonight.
It works. Okay, I'll grab it. Okay. Oh no
Have it just keys. Okay. I'll tell you tomorrow or tonight boys tonight when we well tonight. I take me tonight
I'm hopping on early boys. I'm hopping at 4 p.m. CT instead of 7 p.m. CT
I've got a Battlefield 6 sponsorship with Hutch, Cloaksy, and Tim the Tatman. We're doing two hours of like regular games at Red Sick.
Actually guys, honestly dude, I kind of enjoy Red Sick. I don't really know why that didn't pop off well. I kind of enjoy it.
And maybe it's because I didn't really do Wars of them that much. It's kind of new to me.
And then we're doing two hours of those custom modes where we play with you guys at Battlefield 6.
And then at 8 p.m. I was thinking we're playing CS 2 and me close he hutched Nick Mux and truck
But also we played a lot of CS 2 tonight because we weren't we weren't playing I'm spending things CS 2 night
We're supposed to play see a thief tonight
So we might switch it up. I don't know we'll wing it we'll wing it
We might switch it up because we played CS 2 tonight. We might I don't know 50-50 50-50 50-50 50-50 50 on that one
Customs on MCC or infinite you can't do customs on Masters heep collection anymore
Well, you can but it's AIDS. Did you not see if they changed it a while ago?
You have to if you want custom games on Master Chief Collection
You have to go to Reddit
Find someone's old Xbox gamer tag who has the files type that guy's name in then download it from his account
They removed the the browser completely for finding custom games. It's AIDS. It's horrible
That's why we had to go with Halo infinite who still has the custom games browser
You can't do it master chief. You can't do it master chief collection. They removed it. They removed it. It's AIDS
It's horrible. It's stupid. It's terrible. You have to do it through hail of impotent
Unless you want to spend all that time finding people with old Xbox accounts that haven't deleted it in
Fucking 12 years. It's the worst. It's the worst. Yeah, I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
I know I know I know I know I know
now. You can play MCC on a spreadsheet for you. Maybe next time. I kind of spend all day
today getting those halo lymph nodes. We're good for now. We're good for now. All right
boys, I'm getting off, boys. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm
of a silly little night, gentlemen.
Well, a silly little theme, perhaps.
Perchance boys, per maybe, per maybe.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, gang.
Good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now.
Good night, gang.
Good night.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
I'm going to take a massive pool and take a massive boat.