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APE SEX LEGENDS w/ Drac & Rogue | MANY MEN MONDAY | #Shart3TimesInMyFridge #BUNGULATE
03-31-2026 · 7h 01m
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Great is we'll be hitting that up with mr. Clokesy and I don't know who else but we'll figure it out probably hunter something and
Then Wednesday, I have no idea Thursday boys. Oh, well one announcement then one massive announcement Thursday boys
Thursday
They'd sit up on
Thursday we are grabbing
We are grabbing
wrong him the Tatman closey taxi summit
hutch nickmerks and drac and moist critical by the way I set up the invites
I've gotten five yeses so far we need four more a 5v5 CS to custom
tournament 5v5 5v5 I'm thinking the tournament you're gonna be or the teams
of not not decided for sure though me cloak see Tim the tap in boys critical
the hutch versus Nick Merck's drag taxi rogue and something I believe I believe
maybe baby baby baby oh yeah I have no music where my music at I'm okay you
suck at CS though I am the boss
I'm the BEST at CS2!
Listen, your team is unfair, fuck you, suck me.
We might switch it off, I don't know. We might switch it off.
We might switch it off. Oh yeah, sorry again for missing Saturday boys.
I had some friends in town, I don't really do that very often.
We had a good time, we had a good time. I hope you guys don't mind.
I know I only usually skip streams if it's very, very urgent,
I I don't really I don't really have friends come over. I don't really have friends
I hang out with so it's kind of a big deal
So I hope you guys really don't mind about that boys. I really do appreciate you guys you guys um, I understand that boys
But let me tell you something that I think I don't know about you guys
But I am I possibly been never been more excited for what I'm about to say
I think I think I'm even I don't know what's gonna be bigger, but I think I'm even more excited
about this than the Bungerator War in Arc Raiders.
That's how big I'm cooking right now, boys.
That's how big I- I'M PREGNANT!
That's how big I'm cooking.
I haven't even told the other streamers yet,
because I want you guys to know first.
I've told no one.
The only person that knows is Officer,
and that's because he's at my house.
No, no, no, it's something for the streamer.
No, I'm not pregnant!
I'm not- I'm not pregnant!
And why would that include the other streamers that wouldn't even make any sense that makes no sense
Not even my mods now no one but me an officer knows, but let me tell you something. No, there's no
Congratulations, there's no baby shower. There's nothing. It's not a girl or a boy. I'm not pregnant
Listen up
Now I forgot what I was damn it. Where was I we would
Damn it, you see what you did?
You see, here's your fault!
I genuinely can't remember what it was.
Shit.
Oh, okay, yes, oh yes.
Boys, I'm so excited about this.
It actually took every molecule in my peanut body not to rip it tonight because I want
this to be massive.
I have the entire peanut production team working on this.
I have my agency working on this.
the boys over one-up-one servers by the way they actually keep giving us
complimentary servers they are those guys are really cool they are working on
this right now I have every gentleman in my arsenal ripping this bitch right now
to see if it can happen are you boys ready are you boys ready are you boys
ready I want to I've told no one about this yet I want to starting Friday starting Friday I want to make
a white listed with only every streamer I know with five to ten of the most trusted gentlemen
Private Rush server, legions, close to the tatman, hutch on one team, I'm over here with
officer, we raid them, we go over here, we do, we have ninja over there with nadeshot and
they've got their base and they're bringing the gyro copters, they've got the LR300s, they're
ripping our base down, we're over here, killing close, you will gamble it at the
outpost, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying boys, that's what I'm saying
boys that's what I'm saying that's what I'd like to do boys that is what I'd like to do but all
whiteness is so that we don't get there's not all the stream snipers and hackers whiteness every
stream I know with five to ten of the most trusted confidants all in one server hundred to 200 people
everybody's cool and it runs like butter smooth as butter no I'm not pregnant
This is about rust! I'm pregnant with a rust, baby! That sounds worse than what I meant,
but I'm talking about the game rust. I'm talking about the game. The game, that's right. The
game. The game rust. That's right. No, not pregnant confirmed. Alright, that's the plan.
Yes, we can even get trainwrecks, XUC. I'm trying to get all of the streamers I know
So with 5 to 10 of the most trusted confidants, we have hundreds of gentlemen that are not
wanting to stream snipe or do anything like that, and it's great time all around, great
time, but no, not Dylan Dennis.
I'm not getting through.
Dylan Dennis is blacklisted from the server.
That's the first thing I'm doing before the server even starts.
He's blacklisted.
He can't join.
I will capture every VPN he has.
I don't care if he makes 150 accounts.
Moist critical, I'm going to invite him.
I want to make this a huge thing.
And this is the first time I've seen it.
announcement, haven't even text the other streamers yet, hopefully they're all as psyched as I am.
I'm gonna text them after the stream now that I've made the announcement
and see who's in GXE conjoined, K-Show conjoined all the streamers that we know
and that we love can conjoin it. Well, I guess we haven't played with K-Show, but I mean,
we are no K-Show. Yes, that's right. Blacklist, Drac. No, Drac is probably gonna be on my team.
Honestly, boys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think I'm gonna let Kloxy,
Nick Merckx and Tim the type man on my team. I think it'd be way funnier if they had a base and we raided them
That's the only reason officers joining. Oh, that's another thing officer is super psyched about this. Oh my goodness
Super psyched about
Shroud is invited Shroud is invited by Max Holloway is invited. Yes all that so we're gonna see if we can do that
We're see I've got my whole team working on it. Hopefully we can launch Friday
That's not set in stone, but we will see I will keep it posted. I will keep it posted now. Let me get my gang
Mr. Rogue, how are you on this five day?
I'm locked in, brother.
That's good to hear.
Where's Dracot? I don't even see him.
That's a good question.
What do you think about what I just said?
What did you just say?
Where's Dracot?
I'm making a whitelisted server of all the streamers I know with five to ten of the most trusted confidence like mods or whoever they trust.
One big streamer rust server
Friday Friday
Is it penetrable by like by like ops of the enemy? No, no, no, I've got the best of the best working out
They I have the same guys that won the 5m for for
Gta mm-hmm same guys. I'd be super cool. I'm gonna play though. You're a play rust
No, well, okay. I probably have but I probably have like 10 hours. I think I don't really know shit
I know what it is though, like I get the whole thing.
Uh, uh, Rush is the best.
Actually-
That's pretty sick.
Oh, crap.
Um-
That'd be cool.
So you're pregnant?
Well, I'm not pregnant, you dipshit.
But I didn't just get a weird text.
Drac isn't here and Max Holloway just asked if we need one for Apex.
Fuck Drac.
Wait, well we- I don't want to be rude though, I would love to have Max Holloway.
actually sounds great but I don't want to be rude we invited drac but that's not
here oh we wait you mean I saw you text you as in like he's not gonna play oh no
no no maybe he just text me goes if you want to replace me with Max um we
did drac is a very kind man I do I he's would be one to understand boys do we I
don't want to be rude though do we get max hallway or do we get drac I got
I got you tough woods you get max hold it up
Put it up
Yeah, I can read you a little bit with one or the other and then maybe I'll bounce and one of them can play and I
don't know
We did you know you with both every combo type shit type thing. Let's do yeah
I max does go late into the night. Let's max. I do appreciate that
I would love to have any here, but I don't want to be rude
Let's let's get dracking here for a little bit and then maybe we'll swap out later mr. Max
If that's okay with you, if that's okay with you, Mr. Max Holloway.
I don't want to be rude.
I don't want to be rude.
It's just I invited him first, if that's okay, if that's okay.
Both kick peanut, all right, okay, all right, pal.
All right, great, what a great team, what a great team.
Okay, let's get track of here and we will grab Max later.
Okay, all right, that's a good idea. Okay, that's a good idea. That way everybody wins. That way everybody wins
Okay, perfect. All right, we're good. I think so. Everybody's good. Everybody's good. Everybody's
good. Everybody's good. There he is. Welcome in, Mr. Drac. Welcome in.
Peter. Did you hear my announcement that I made?
Yes, congrats on the kid. How far away are you?
Five inches deep in your dad's butthole. Now, what about the other announcement?
I didn't hear that. That's pretty fucking cool.
I've never played Russ, but that's pretty cool.
either what is wrong with you
people. No, I don't. By the way,
I met Rogan Drack by you people.
Um, non rush players, by the
way, is what I meant by that.
Um, if I, um, yeah, of course.
Now, uh, do you really
haven't played rush?
Never. That's
insane to me.
Or I'm telling you, and I've
never been more confident with
this in my entire life. If this
comes to fruition and I can get
Come to fruition and I can get enough streamers and people on the server
This is going to be the most fun you've ever had in your entire life any game
Pretty hard to beat the aisle when I get desynced and server like let's see so I'm not sure if you can top that
Baby, what's my life? I had a lot of fun on Halo like a lot. Oh, yeah, dude
That was a blast. That was a great time. Honestly, you can't overdo that because it can stay up quick
But we I would love to do that once every
month or two or something you know come on run it back all the gang I'm telling
you though oh my goodness you are gonna oh my goodness are you are you rude rogue
yeah yeah potentially I mean I don't know anybody else I'm so excited for this
wrestling I'm you guys you guys mind's gonna be blown if we the funnest thing
ever it's gonna be the best it'll be best together everybody working on it
hmm oh yeah okay well I just got my apex pack all right let me just start
You're uh, your invite didn't work with them. Oh, but you're in my game. Oh
You're right here
All right, okay
Little apex
Finally you play with me. I'm used to you go to shit out of me back in the day
You have to be at least predator for 90% of the season again black is a predator all right pal
Don't you slander dracks name like that hold on now so apex in the front of that yep
Yeah, he is the best
Apex playing for the start of the season credit showing up in the back of the season that is true
I can't fight that that is very true
You weren't you number one at one time drag number two number two predator
That's like you should be telling everyone that you should be taught like maybe like your neighbors when you move to a new place
Does the FBI found you yet?
I'm a loser.
Wait, hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Bro, you were number one many times.
I'm not gonna even wonder how the game does get cut.
Wow.
Oh.
That wasn't that something.
Rats on the pregnancy, your baby bump isn't even that noticeable.
Thank you, Mr. Chan.
Thank you, Mr. Chan.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mr. Jose, my both friends, what good bad good bad?
A bit of a pussy pee for not putting this in rank.
I went on rank?
What happened?
No.
one back out oh yeah get it get me out of here i want to do right i left i'm out of
my mind i thought i was gonna break my point she's my point she's my point she's my point she's
okay all right you have a good time this weekend it's a little relaxed a little vibe
a little hard on time we're not his boys you're not his boys hell yeah we're not
we're not did you did you need to drag tell you what we had a good relaxing time drucky don't
uh we did the opposite peanut what happened what we play it go on saturday night off
stream until Sunday morning at 10 in the morning drinking yeah yeah that sounds
amazing we tell me that I'm good dad thank you buddy three fourths of a bottle
of tequila you know go your friends list real quick you're like four foot
six I play hard we went what what five for nine why would I go to my friend
I got a devon chat telling me to fix your shit fix my shit we demand well
your friends list are open so you can see displayed friend across and have
bad names
how I think said well you would win to your friends list
we always are you going to my friends it's idea kick what you guys
no you just have to go into your apex friends list to be able to disable like
auto show random rights
oh gosh okay so how do I do that well we're
we had to wait till the menu oh god I was curious
Yeah, well, alright, thank you for me. I got you. He's a kind man
I'm feeling good today boys. I'm feeling good today. I don't think we're gonna lose a single game
I'm dropping in boom peacekeeper, bam
No, no. No. Oh no. I'm finished yet
M lock Kiddinga. Yeah, over flow yet. No, man. You get him looking no, no, no nuts
It's absolutely divide
It's absolutely divide
Well, what's the breaching round thing? I seen that like a video or I'm seeing people dream it
But I poop ass it's poop poop. I mean it won't I mean it's not bad
It's like unnecessary. It just breaks the door opens like whatever. I feel like pro players can use it
But not simple
Even know what the purpose of it is it's a break door. Is it on the door? Okay?
It does damage to players
That's right. I'm I'm spider-man and rose event
All right, I
Well, we could also use it for like when they're on rocks and shit like maybe finished
take this pistol with died bullets in thank you sir this is this is a loot on
the other side
well it's amazing I see you now see yourself me
you should have missed it right oh take us right there take us right there
charging my shit
No, you're fine.
What are you doing? What the fuck?
I'm rough.
Kofi's bugged.
Where'd you other hood again?
Down low.
That dude, that dude!
Watch where me, watch where me!
Oh, you got me, got me, got me!
Right here boys, right here boys!
Damn it!
Be good, be good, be good!
You like that?
Alright, he's a DG, he's still...
I'm hitting, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying!
I got a heal up boys.
Keep distracted for me.
Got a cookin' outta here boys.
Got a cookin' outta here.
Good portal by the way Mr. Jack.
Mr. Rogue?
Oh Mr. Rogue, Mr. Rogue.
Alright, look at the fat guy.
I just always mad at the issue.
When I look at the short person,
they kind of look like a lady.
Oh
No, just pass it
All of you boys
You'd like to be probably viewers. Yeah, please wait. Thanks to CSU or whatever. I'll kill you. Yeah, I will
At you right now, so just pay attention to columns
I
Actually
I'm not pregnant you dip ass
Kind of kind of inspect my knife, but sadly
What's your respect button
Okay, I gotta keep pressing.
Oh, drug, what's he's my buddy, but left on the bed?
Oh, drug.
Yeah, come on.
Can we be self-rear right now?
That's not deep bad.
That's you.
That's you.
You don't feel foolish.
Don't you feel foolish?
Your only bread badge is on controller?
Oh, it's on deep net next to there.
Every badge you have is on controller.
Yeah, hashtag him.
And, and, and, and, and.
It had nothing to do with the size of my stomach!
There was another announcement!
He just won me three.
Back to my 2x pen, peanut on controller.
Dude, I got Nick Merckx in my chat, making fun of me for using a controller.
Is that even...
Can you even be a controller racist with you dude?
That's what you do!
Nah, but I feel, I feel Nicky though, cause like, you shit on us for using a controller and shit.
That's your field technique in your mouth right now. Alright how much you
zipping up when you're done? You guys are making fun of a controller when you
guys also use controller. Well no we're making fun of you for making fun of us
for making fun of controller. No I'm making fun of you who's making fun of me
who's making fun of Nick Merks who's making fun of you making fun of me for
using a controller.
I ain't mad who the game is!
I'm gonna be fucking...
Yeah.
I'm gonna be...
Gotcha!
Ready?
Ready?
He's...
He's a trustee of the Q-leader.
Okay.
One down.
That was the last one.
Nice work.
Hey, bass bro.
Hey, bass bro.
I got tons, I got tons.
One sec.
I give you, I give you three.
There's three I gave you.
Answer is here.
Mm-mm-mm.
Thanks, thank you.
Yeah, I did a double job.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna cook with this
Cpd on today boys you see me the kaboom
I pee my grandma's just get him I'm
zoomed in he could buy it every time I
hit a dollar it's all actually good
now no I like it I'll give you
We see is it probably a controller weapon. Yeah
Our dinosaur slide tap three
Yeah, I say war rack can't even tap straight we got a controller
Even imagine all that movement just to get no tap straight no wife
What are you doing? What are
you doing? Do you think I'll
find that sometimes, boys?
What do you think? Do you
think I'll find like love? No,
you'll find love. There's a fella
out there for everyone. Oh,
that's what love is for you,
bro. You know, he's just
going to come in the mail from
Russia.
You're kind of probably into
Just like the Russian in the mails
Follow me gentlemen
Like the dolls?
Oh, you're thinking about it, close
Right here, on me, on me, on me
What are you about?
He's the guy that's down over there!
I'm thinking about the colored blonde, Jack
Got him!
What do you want this one?
Yeah, I just look at
Yeah.
I hear shots over to the east.
Ten thousand.
Oh my god.
No, no.
Oh, there he is.
Oh my god, I shouldn't fit in.
Nice, Pete.
Nice, Pete.
What is he?
Oh no, I couldn't.
You don't put down this mobile.
Who is it?
We got to kill that guy.
Oh my god, I was being it. Hold up. What's it? What's it? I got you. Get you much
Got it
Get your ass back your bastard
I might be the best ever
I would like to see the velocity of a thousand suns I would hope you know what
uh-uh are you kidding me i'm a predator in apex of course one two times
predator in apex oh my god everybody run
I'm telling you what I am locked in tonight. I am locked in tonight
How much damage do you have?
I've got 1-3-7.
Hell yeah.
Oh, Mrs. Dothravics is sort of possible.
One good man, good man!
I can't worry about that.
Oh, Safflots, oh my God, I forgot what MG told me.
After this game, Safflots, I got you, I got you.
Peter, have you ever lost a 1v1?
Jax had me so disappointed.
I would never lose.
lose an apex game or any day for that matter to do just the 30 but you have it 28 no no sorry Jinx
he had 28 first 30 I could have my peanut nubs tied behind my back with four men three meters deep
in my butthole and I'd win set it up set it up I don't believe any of this I think I think we all
deserve to see that one fine I will I will be back why don't you get one new one case
in case it was pretty good.
Oh, Tiggle!
That's right here.
Oh!
I did it!
Run for it.
I'm going in!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, it went under.
Yeah, yeah.
There we go.
We're fighting another round.
There we go.
Oh, I know we're about to win
I'm coming I'm coming
We'll go overflow
I'm going down 12 shield batteries in here if you guys want to
Did you folk you like that
This has one one is be this two of them live it's the two man. Are you a separate boat?
We're there with it
Oh go go go go!
Oh and I hit the track, I'm gonna go there and let it see.
Got the head!
Get out of here!
Oh my!
Did your bubble last long with this thing?
I don't know the...
No, I feel like it's over there.
Did I?
Yeah, it's over there, but it cooled on the floor now.
Grab it back in two.
Easy, I said grab all these fools!
Yep.
Close, close here, you're off.
Anyone?
Do you see the dude?
Dude.
He's low left here.
Okay, he's here.
Shoot at him, shoot at him, shoot at him.
Push, push, push.
There's one, right there.
Can I go both of them?
Another one.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
I'm not...
What is she on the...
That one, that one!
Headshot!
He doesn't make me as well.
coming up
it's it
you might have
yeeeeees
you see that boys
we're cooking
where's the last one
okay
in the rock
yeah
fuck
fuck
good, we're cool
I was going crazy.
That was a full-fledged.
Yup, Adderall.
I actually did take Adderall yesterday.
Nice.
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
It was amazing.
6-7.
6-7.
6-7.
6-7.
6-7.
6-7.
6-7.
I was not Terry, but you're so much take a beat this summary six five five six six seven. Holy shit
You know it
Yeah
You know good. Well friends real quick. Okay. All right
Turn denial
Friend request bottom already practicing, but yeah, I'm sorry. We would you say
See, top left button friends, all the way down at the bottom on the left side, friend
requested an IOL, and party prophecy invite, um, okay, okay, God, okay, okay, all right,
okay, I feel like we, I feel like we didn't have to reach out to a dev for that one,
If I could figure that one out ourselves.
But thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
I was very kind to you.
I was just watching, buddy.
Buddy's just watching.
Who was he impressed with what he shot?
That was Tabris.
Ooh.
Was he impressed with what he shot?
I mean, Tabris is like the main ALGS, like dev guy.
So I mean, he probably sees a lot better.
Oh, so he's trying to invite you right now.
That's what's going on.
He wants you to be an ALGS.
Oh, OK.
I see why is he eyes he wants to recruit me through the ALDS games
These are the ways these are the ways and I thought it was just here cuz I'm sexy
That'll happen that'll happen
Never know you never know
Like we what you see
What you go ahead you go ahead you go ahead
What did you see sweet is back?
Who sweet you must be super bored right now if he's playing no sweet
Sweet dreams, one of the best IGLs to touch this game, like ever.
I don't remember anything I know.
That was a joke.
Of course I know sweet.
Who do you think was his sensei?
Now let's hear it boys.
It's time for a back to back.
It's time for a back to back.
You're looking at the original IGL.
The Bone Collector.
Oh my god.
Right buddy.
I didn't get that name.
All right.
At the Gentleman's Club.
I got that name from being the best damn IGL this game has ever seen.
I don't know how we went off the rails so quickly without an ostrich.
You know what?
Fuck it, I'm pregnant.
If you should invite Wade and Will Jump to play Rush with you, the two big Rush
guys, the content is amazing.
No, no, no, no, Rush guys.
No rush guys, no, no rush guys, no.
I'm sure those guys are great.
I'm sure those guys are fantastic, nice gentlemen.
I'm sure they're very liked by the community.
No rush guys, no rush guys in the rush server.
I want everyone to not know what they're doing.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh.
Alright, everything's just congratulating me that I'm pregnant.
Uh...
Oh...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Are you peaking your the bed?
Oh...
Thank you, Jesse.
Oh...
Probably gonna stream without Cloaksy.
We have an... I don't know if we...
We streamed Halo without Cloaksy.
Well, he was there for like two games, but then he left.
I'll have to sip the chili.
Dragon Road, you guys have played this game long enough.
Do they...
Do they put you in a... a lobby full of...
More on your first game on like are we gonna do that good this round, too?
No, they put us in another lobby of them, but this is so unpredictable rank is terrible
well
They like the balance of ranked and ranks within it are completely unpredictable. Are we with morons?
Are we not? No, we are this game is a moron game. Well, no, no, the split just reset. So it's like
Well, when did the split resets? Let's go
This week or last week. Okay, so it's not as bad
But last okay, so when we play the last peanut that's unpredictable like at the end of a season yeah
That's when it's like completely. You don't know what that's what it gets a little little wacky
How you could have preps you could have golds you could have
Right now I guess maybe yeah, cuz it's gonna be such now. Maybe we'll just get flatness and that's what you do
a wacky doodle, huh?
We get a little little crazy
It's a little quaint. See you soon. I'm I'm glad to I pet I pet three right
out about minus 48 RP. I'm 5'4. We'll have a good few hours for sure. Enhancing my weapon!
Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay.
That's right pal. You wouldn't do that a fourth time. You don't have this towns. You don't have this towns
Just on the shot. Oh, you think I'm mad
I
Did it so
Then we kill the people from the east side
Hold on now I'm on the east
That's unfortunate that is unfortunate for you G
That's not gonna blow well for you in the late game with what's on the west you could have the worst
West Side gig represent I'd be represent my sent chief you have no idea. I see it. I see you have no idea
We dress up in blue colors, and then and that's kind of that's um, I'm 37 and that's a big deal for me
I'm not 37 by the way
Oh
Wait, did you already look over here side me? Yeah, oh, we had a little sneaky bastard
Where's all the people add you I want to signal where's the signal at?
Snatter did where where?
Where where?
Where's where's what where?
Where? Speak back! Sentin' or uh, Sniper Venge...
Wrecked what I'm wanting! Where is it?
Well, we got a look for them on the map.
The Sentin' or the...
Right, there's one right here.
Sniper Venge. Oh, thank you, Sentin'.
Where?
Some of it's...
Where?
Fucking where? I...
Oh, they're in the Sniper Venge.
Oh, they're in the Sniper Venge.
I call us
Yeah, I said it
Not even Saturday yet. Let's go face driver. We have a crate on the ground
Hold up. I gotta get the centennial from over yonder follow B boy
We could find a centennial anyway.
Hold on, hold up now.
Why hope for two centennials tomorrow when you can have a centennial today?
Come on
My great-grand-pappy used to tell me I think I'll just grab it right here to be safe that way
We don't have to wonder and ponder
I don't know he is pregnant and soup sipping silly. Yeah, I want my baby to come on dumb
Super dumb
dad I'm I'm pregnant yes I'm the dad no but I'm a peanut it's like a like it's
like a pro-creatic relation creation or whatever the shed his whole life photo
sentences yeah like photosynthesis but you know I poop out a baby fire mm-hmm
The nut in you
No, that that no, that's it's broke. It's
symbiotic
Elder phase right now. No, no, I mean my
Yeah, I'm in my prime elder phase right now. Yeah, that's all right
You're Paul and Paul got you for about 20 more percent asex
hoggers
You guys have a 2x or 3x I wonder them very more scopes the kids use nowadays
You want a variable?
Yeah, try me. I'll take your variable. Oh, oh, thank you. I don't have a variable. Yeah, you scare me. Get scared
Look
usual no usual I will not be the reason to be that well you gave me this this
dog you gave me that can you hear this man he's a he is trying to use is trying
to just killed rude the game for the team you said scammer get skinned
Yeah, sure. Oh, Sam. It did get scared. You did fuck with him real
I'm my Microsoft computer
Pretty boy
Oh my good
Good things.
It's a pop.
He's moving. He's moving. Circus. Yeah.
Oh, where is he moving to?
I need to light up a bad bro.
You stand back boys.
I'll handle these hooligans.
I'll double have you, bro.
Oh, they see my purple.
Where'd he go?
They met you rising somewhere because I just felt good that guy.
I see some ditches over yonder.
You gonna take a little peep over there?
Don't suppose you're in a minute though.
Yeah!
I'm dead, too dead.
Last house, last house.
We're winning, are we winning?
One, one, one!
I'm down!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
There's much, there's much!
We're there, we're dead.
We're here.
Red tank.
There's much, there's much.
One for...
Walking out.
Oh
You're a crafty one
As you might see him over yonder over yonder you do another bubble
You
All right
Put yourself, put yourself, put yourself
Alright, tomorrow we'll pay off and you'll get your fucking
Fuckin'
Ready?
One dead, one dead
One dead here?
You're under my body!
Charge!
Whoa!
Cross, cross, cross
That's not good, that's not good.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
One street.
I think he's in the future.
I think he passed the door out there.
He passed the door out.
Did he get the door out?
He's getting away!
You get the door out.
He's getting away!
Out of here, out of here, out of here, out of here.
Jump head!
Yeah!
I need a heavy ammo, let me see.
I got it, I'll keep a piece of it though.
I see.
This is a Valkyrie, Jetpack again.
Two eggs, Moody!
I
I'm so not used to people being in zone after playing battlefield for literally four months
For months, I'm so sorry for you, bro. It's actually like a game
It's
I missed! I missed!
I missed!
I missed!
I missed!
He's not here!
Come right up.
He's up here?
Yep, one is here.
He's just about... 6'7", 6'7".
You sure 6'7", you knew my tool?
I'm gonna give you my trill.
Can you, can you crack it?
Yeah!
Give me one, give me one, give me one!
Oh, fuck.
Go back, go back!
There's another one, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash.
Yeah!
Good luck, Santa, give me a knee.
For the airport!
What's wrong with me, what's wrong with me?
If you want to get washed, get it!
They're taking the portal, they're taking the portal past us, watch.
Wait, go back!
Oh, my!
I can't see nothing, I can't see nothing!
I'm back here on me.
Can you hear anyone?
What, what's going on here?
All you, all you, all you.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Yeah, I think he's down.
I think he's down.
Watch out, watch out!
Keep it down, keep it down, over here.
I'm clear.
Lock in!
I'm pushing right now.
Watch out, watch out!
I need a cross ammo, bro.
Great, great.
I'm coming in!
Yeah, I'm coming through.
He's not too cool.
I knew it.
One down, one down, one down.
That's right, he's low.
I can't get in this problem.
2v2v.
I'm coming through.
I'm coming through.
I'm coming through.
I'm coming through.
I
He's very good. Yes
Can we go back up here and kill the team behind us?
Get cars good, cars good!
That's not, that's not, that's not.
We got to go zone, we got to go zone. What do we go left? What do we go left from?
Yeah, go left.
Yeah, smoke left.
Shove in front of me.
Can we go one?
Can we go absolutely, can we actually go that?
Behind that wall!
Okay.
Cossack 34.
There's it. There's it.
There's another team to the left.
Five of the squad. One of the five of the squad.
We about to get them back to back?
We've got you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
The hell was that?
You're not here.
You're not here.
You're not here.
Left line one, left line two.
On me one.
Oh, go ahead and block the way.
the next week
the pier
That team is low up top
We're taking him taking this guy by the head. I don't know
Oh, no, he's not psych. He has a car though full car for car
Oh my
I'm going to put up okay?
Yeah, put up, put up, put up.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more, one more, one more!
Take the portal immediately, bubble.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Nice.
Got him!
Shit.
Get out of here!
Cool.
I thought there was a car, but I'm out of here.
i thought there was a thousand guys in the field
i am boy we're on fire
who's he dead to me?
is that just a 3d hand?
spotlight with the boys
is he running out?
are you on the backside?
you're backside
come in
where's he at?
right here
he's on the ground
be sure you're somewhere
That's good.
Wait.
Watch out for the charge.
That's one.
That's one.
Oh my.
120, 120, 120, 120.
Watch the crack.
Watch the one.
He's got some dog shit.
Oh, coming boys.
I'm coming boys.
I died.
The dog shit guy is dead.
They're killing me.
What are you, crack?
It's not a crack, man.
Send the key.
There.
I
Got back to back. No way. Well, we actually got it back
Yeah, are we the best you might be the best like that something like that
I think we've won a back to back apex game ever have it. Yeah, but we have rogue. Oh
Oh, let's shake this up, everybody.
I highly doubt Rogue is the one cooking here.
Yeah, that's not me.
Oh, the Moogard.
Oh.
Maybe you're back that game.
Might be you're back that game.
But I know who it's not.
But I know who it's not.
Yep.
The team leader isn't supposed to have as many kills as his subordinates.
He has to spend half the time delegating and coordinating the team.
You definitely delegated the damage and the kills in that game.
So you got it.
Now you got to give yourself a better chance to get it.
I'll give you that one, Drake.
This time, this time I'll give you this one.
That was a good one, but not next time.
Next time.
I'll wait for you to show up.
I'm here, pal.
I just want to back to that Apex game team.
Is my case over?
Are you are good? Are you able to help Jinxie get to your level?
Peace. People are always asking for me to teach them how to play Apex.
It's Timmy.
Speed.
It's Timmy.
Speed.
They're always asking, but my schedule is very busy.
My schedule is very busy.
Maybe I can pencil them in.
June 8th, 2028.
But for now, I think that...
I think for now, you'll just have to watch
the master in action and take notes was likely was likely
i think we open a few cases to your house
not right now now i've already done him enough i've already done imperial now
perhaps another time perhaps another time perhaps another time
see us to case openings between games that then you know you've got a problem if you've got
Two games open just to gamble!
And you've got a problem, team!
Hmm, drinking? Yeah, I've already picked one blue moon.
And I'm working on...
...a revolver.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Kinda spice it up tonight.
Uh...
I got truly
Zestiii
I'm the reindeer. Don't forget.
I'm a girl.
Zestiii
That would be zesty. That would be zesty, chief.
you drink truly is the other day and I guy age coyote yeah yeah
Inch Coyote.
I felt like that today.
Oh, you're with me.
All right, boys, successful twice.
It's not the most we keep it up.
The hilarious disease.
It's the most we get our ludes.
I'm better than helping a coyote like
aiding him, but he's working.
What the the username is all about.
Yeah, yeah, it's my popular belief.
It's clear.
Mm hmm.
Oh my god, there's a hundred people here enhancing by Centennial.
Centennial enhanced?
Centennial enhanced?
Sort of revenue
You want me to mommy oh my god. I have a six-year scope of that said I'm dead. It's over for me
I saw but I'm dead. Oh my god. We use terrible. Holy crap. He's the word
Oh
I guess
TORRICT!
If we get three in a row, I'm doing a shotgun.
Oh, no way.
I don't care if you drink or not, if we get three in a row.
Let's pop open the A-lamb.
Let's pop open the A-lamb.
Eight pecs, legends, minimize.
Oh my god, so how many are you here?
What do you tell ya?
Oh my god!
You're good man. You're good man. You don't give up on your team.
Never. You guys are fucking coming out.
No matter how sexy one is, in fact the other.
Hey! Hey!
I'm not fat!
Oh, good.
And you have no hands or arms or legs!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chubba's getting angry again.
Chubba is insane. Holy shit.
Thank you, good shit. Thank you, good shit
By Olympics
Where's that is that one where they jump over the bar? Yeah, that's the one. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, no, I think that that was sweet
I've seen clips where the guy jumps over the bar, but his penis hits it and he loses.
I saw that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Imagine losing this cousin packing.
Yeah, it's kind of tough.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yo, we should death check out that care package.
I'll save you go back and fuck this team up.
I'm done. You should've kidnapped me.
That's a sliver.
He's looking back to the frog.
I need heavy knives pretty bad.
Ooh, we can enhance our weapon.
at the enhancing station which one enhancing my weapon weapon enhanced weapon
enhanced
I don't want that. You can take the three of us off this repeater right here. Take this
Uh, 3X? I think that's sure. That's a 2 to 4. I'll take it for now. I'll take it for now.
You want 3X?
I would love a 3X. It would be quite sublime.
Where?
Oh, thank you, Jared.
Where are you going?
Oh, that's sorry. I thought you were the other guy.
Again, fat person.
I'm getting confused.
Charging my Centennial!
I
We're back to the seat of the crime
If they're still here, I hear somebody to hear
I heard a step I heard a step you're hearing fucking dogs
fucking this is a
I swear I heard something here. Do you not hear that boys?
There's nobody here. They all left. I guess the new bear coming back. I think that's probably why.
Where the fuck? Where the fuck? Where the fuck?
And past heavy bag where no I did
Where
Oh
Oh my
I need to get out of this massive, you said the next five minutes we're gonna have big problems
My headlock is kinda ass I can't lie.
You what?
My headlock?
Your the headlock is really really good.
You just bumped it.
No, but...
Kind of trollin' me.
His though, his though, his though.
Oh, you gotta do one.
I don't think about that anymore.
Actually that works actually.
I thought you were gonna take a few minutes.
Oh, take those, take those, take those!
Fuck off on him.
Are they on this ground or something?
They're in the middle of the house.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
What's up? What's up? What's up?
I can't walk now. I can't walk then I'll push out.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Charge!
I'm going to the right side as well.
One down, one down.
One down, one down.
He's getting away, he's getting away!
They all left.
Charge!
Left to the left.
I've never been here.
It's gonna be my first time
My oh my god
I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting
Are you killing him?
Oh, he's here, he's here
I'm gonna kick that for a while, I'm gonna just knock that out
Is that ours or no?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Where are the most of the ones, man?
They're gonna see my life
He's here, he's here
Got one, got one
Charge, he's got one
Get one on that thing, get one on that thing
Come on, play
I don't know what you're going to do before you go.
I'm hoping you.
Who's here?
Who's there?
I'm going to fight this guy.
On the bug right here.
On the bug right here?
Going to face.
Is there anyone right now?
What?
Here's our bug!
Here's our bug!
No!
What are you doing?
Come out of it!
I'm out of here!
You're going the wrong way.
You have a...
You have an opener.
No.
This guy is just watching me.
I'm going to fight this guy.
I'm going to fight this guy.
I'm going to fight this guy.
I'm going to fight this guy.
I'm going to face.
I don't even know if that makes any sense right here
We should probably go to the right. We need to not get gatecapped on the next zone as much as much. Oh
Fuck great tower
I'm pushing in deeper mode
Yeah
We're gonna play this like back up
You can do it.
You can call me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come, come, come, come, come.
What's going on?
Wait, no, do not come.
Do it.
There's a gold box in my lap.
I'll take a little pee-meh before we go.
He's got e-goodies.
He's got e-goodies in it.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
You just left this...
That thing?
And this and that and I got you know that I need that
All right, let's go up right
The leather squads left I've been fighting forever
It's just gonna be the triple if we win or no, yeah
That's a shotgun for the boys evil. What about the evil?
It's no evil we thought you're talking back you're talking crazy
You missed it
I would have seen an evil do I look like an idiot to you?
I'm gonna take that actually.
Try to fool me.
Won't work.
I'm gonna crowd from my gun.
Will not work.
I think I do hear people.
Yeah, they're walking up.
They're walking up.
Walking up.
Where?
They're walking up on us.
They're walking up on us.
Oh, right here on me?
He's dead.
Nice, get out of the way, get out of the way!
Not me dead dude!
Get out of here!
Get this one, get this one, get this one!
We're off into the distance to the west!
Ten thousand paces to the west, quick!
You got me here?
Yep.
Charging my Centennial!
Thanks dude.
I'm running, I'm running. Take the portal, okay?
You know the team?
Take the portal, take the portal, take the portal.
I think I can, I think I can.
What do you mean you can't?
I can, I can, I can, I can.
We're gonna be okay though.
It's not actually, they're not-
Behind the trough boys, behind the trough!
They're following us, they're following us.
They're one, they're one.
I'm telling you guys!
Here you go, go, go!
No, keep me to the health bar!
Am I just ass?
We're the ad-boys!
Oh my god, I'm out of bats.
On the other one, he's low!
One's left, we're right there.
Shoot on this guy.
Watch, watch, watch!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Where's he at?
Where's the stew?
Do you want the car?
No.
I need that.
I'm going to roll this rock.
She's cracked a lot.
What are the care package drivers?
Car.
Car is one of them.
I just got a question.
I
I'm gonna go back to the boxes.
I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back.
Jack, can you help me?
I can't, I can't, I can't.
We gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move.
I have to work on my side, I have my side.
Yeah!
Seven.
Three in the spot there, do you have an ult?
Nope.
One down, one down.
Directly in front of me, and hold me.
Oh, you just want to sell that game for fun, right?
Yeah, that was the other one.
Okay, I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Good job, boys.
I'm looking over the data here.
Um...
Something isn't right.
All I do is read that game.
Right?
All right!
Mmm...
Something isn't right.
Back down.
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see.
Something isn't right.
It's almost as if the entire game's loss is one person's fault.
So, we only win when I call big.
Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy.
Well, we've won and you haven't done that one.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
Did he get a last game?
Nope, the last game you did.
I checked the ball.
I don't think so.
I was watching both guys in the ball.
I have to be.
What the heck did you fly aboard?
YOU'RE ASKED TO FLY!
the game this time we win I think you know what honestly I'll take the blame I'll
take it off drac and you know why because drac was last alive and he did get our
rest in that game I reset the team that game you rest remember we had a bad
start I think honestly thank you well I appreciate that I think I might say so
nice one drug too say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it
I'm not here my I fucking hate you I honestly couldn't think of anything else
like I was to say no you already said what you had to say well yeah I wanted to
say I had two things to say about drug I couldn't you someone had a gun to
your head said two nice things about drag can you do it right now 30 seconds
sure as me specific ways as much as I would have minded you die
up in the game because I'll be your baby of course obviously obviously
okay I forget that obviously of course did they have apex in Venezuela Jack um
yeah I actually brought it over there really a pioneer huh pioneer I always
thought the flying shit over there only had one guy in them no well I treat it
back here
oh
that was a way to end
there's it
behind me
run
one more one more
one bubble right here
Come on!
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job!
We're back!
I'm not killing the door here.
I'm at...
I'm at Sam's too.
This is not a bad team.
Welcome, welcome!
Oh, I...
Give me a look!
Good job, good job!
What? What?
Bubbles you've got oh yeah, oh yeah, you just put one down is it? Oh, yeah
This guy's gotta be nerve
You see that he just pulled with time to check into girls
Okay, we don't pay a Pokemon FPS
I'm gonna have to agree though I wear these fools out right here
Don't cock me in yeah, I might as well. I did
It's not a muting. Oh, it's cuz I pulled the key out of my keyboard. All right, there we go. Okay
Insta died and you
Oh team. Oh team. I hear
What do you want?
I think I'm blind.
I got you, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Keep your eyes closed.
Be healthy dude, just be healthy.
I'm fucking chicken.
Shut up, I'm gonna get me.
Man above.
No, you're not gonna take that.
You're gonna go up the plane?
You're gonna go up the plane now?
One
We should have one, Chad
The other one, we should have one
The other one should go with the blue boys
He's over there
We want to let the other ones in, there's only one that went up
Two went up
Oh
Last guy's there, last guy's there, last guy's there
Where's he, he's low
I see nothing
Up here
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low
I shot a PK
I'm not a top, I'm not a top
I gotta find heavy left
Me too, me too. Wait, you can blow up cars now?
The cars are on fire!
Oh my goodness, gracious!
Those guys went blind, I'm dead right now!
45 on the bottom.
Oh, it's after about here.
I'm gonna real quick loot heavy ammo in the boxy ring.
I need it bad.
Bad. Like freaking bad.
This is a fucking dire.
Freaking fucking dire
Guys language Jesus we such a serious we should be stroke
I got 30 bullets better
That'll happen it'll happen
Shucks different weapon there is no other weapon
I didn't go very well the first time.
You got retiree yellow.
Blue mag right here for the heavy.
I'm gonna take that.
Finger praller.
Please.
Use the hammock to the edge.
That's stupid.
That's a stupid idea though.
What's freaking leave?
Welcome, he's one-shot.
Recharge, recharge.
Fuck that.
Well, give me shield.
Charge!
Oh my...
Get my sound, get my sound.
All three, all three, all three.
Fuck that.
Oh my goodness!
He's on the back, he's on the back.
You gonna run through the door?
Fuck that.
20
Oh, she's one she's one she's one. Okay, so I'm here. I was feeling it, but you
guys think you're thinking you're I need better stop I'm terrible stop
but do it too good at the loot department team.
I'm on over here. Are you a centennial and I need maybe like a R99.
They have a centennial.
There's an R99.
What?
R99 here.
Boom.
I'm back.
Get me.
Both of these bodies also have one.
They're in accidents.
Be good.
I need to have you on the woods.
It's pretty bad.
You're a liar.
You're a liar to thieves.
You didn't go to the box, I think.
No rogue would say that.
Oh, there it is.
One of them has one.
Got it.
Two of them has one.
Two of them has one.
I'm going to cook it boys, now I'm going to cook it.
Charging my Centennial!
I'm pushing three boys, I'm pushing three boys.
Come on now, come on now.
Six shotgun boots.
I'm out.
See you guys.
It's the best 8x player top class casual besides the FPS game of the year.
Author Italian, of course I've excluded some from such lists it would be
drastically unfair and
disproportionate I
Know I'm not I will ask my comrades
Oh
They're shooting, but I'm not taking any damage
Honestly close it's weird
It's not your side, it's yours.
So it goes in place?
Go flatline.
Got some ammo.
Got some ammo.
Might have ammo.
Might not.
We got it.
We're thinking a little beep with those boxes up there.
Take on me.
Whooo.
Whooo.
Whooo.
What is the first thing that worked for Wraith, like what is this like weird space?
Players are the radius of the channel in front of one.
Oh, so you don't have to be staying on it.
Who is the best casual player in this game?
The best casual?
Is that the speed guy you were talking about that you love with?
Sweet.
Oh, you're sweet.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's a casual player.
I don't know if he's casual.
Oh, he says he plays casual.
or
Casually because he doesn't play apex professionally anymore. I'm gonna tell him
I'm gonna talk about like putting sunglasses on a leaning back in your chair. You dumbass. I'm saying not right. Oh
Probably fade
Just plays like pubs and stuff
Oh take us over yonder boys take us over yonder
now let's keep over there too
75 on him
I'm top I'm top
He's on him
Send him he's sending me send him he's sending me he's sending me the fuck out of me
Oh my god they want me so bad
Oh my god
Broke him broke him broke him I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Not a bad team not a bad team
All right, that's new tech, that's new tech.
Why do you teammates get killed?
She is right down, right down.
Definitely not new tech.
It's Techney, Squidward, Techney.
Let's get back in there.
No more goofballing around.
No more goofballing around.
It's time to get serious.
Quick sip of the silly.
What did he call us, he always tries to use your up.
I think he did, right?
He was one kill set, but I was cooking out there and damage.
I was lighting him up.
Affirmations, I don't know if it's affirmations time.
No, not yet, not yet, not yet.
I still believe in this team.
I still believe in this team.
I still do. I still do.
Arc is canceled tomorrow.
Did they push back the update?
Am I getting one guy wait hold up. It's hard. No, I did small. He's talking out of his ass. I think so
No, yes
Thanks chief
You can turn your tiny boys listen, I'm excited to play the new arc update. I'm excited to play apex day
I'm excited to do the 5d5 with Tim the tap man and Nick Merks and cloaks
seen all them on Thursday, but I'm so excited for the rush server. I can't even I can't even
contain it boys. I don't know if you guys are excited. I thought that was the best idea
I've ever heard. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I wish we could start right now.
Like what? I love rice. I just can't play it as a streamer because for fucking obvious
reasons but but now we can just for those of you guys that weren't here boys on
Friday I'm hoping to set up a huge server I've got everybody on the peanut team
working on it peanut production my agency the guys over one of one service
and then I'm gonna invite every streamer I know and have them bring five to ten
trusted people to be whitelisted on the server and we're gonna run it so
like I'm gonna be a team of like officer and Genji and and drag and
And then there's like another base that's coaxing at Nick Merckx and Tim the Titan and where we'll go
raid them and stuff like that, which would be a huge, I'm hoping to make it a huge thing.
Hopefully, well I haven't asked him yet, but hopefully there's interest in as I am.
I mean, invite Moist of course, I mean invite Moist of course.
No, no Rust Streamers, no Rust Streamers are allowed. No, no Rust Streamers. What's
gonna, listen, I'm sure the nice guys, well what's gonna happen is gonna take us all down
and we're all gonna lose all our shit. No Rust Streamers allowed.
Oh, right. It was a lot of them.
They charge invited.
There's a course.
Of course, I'm not here by example.
I'll sit them all.
If you sit by the course.
I guess I can invite rush streamers to be like moderators but I just can't have rush streamers
out there.
They're just gonna kill us all.
It really sucks.
I bet they don't have to join up and do all that with us.
But we just can't.
They're just gonna win boys.
They're just gonna win.
They're just gonna win.
Yeah, yeah, I'm up boys. They're just gonna be to solve it. We can't do that. We
can't do that. It would ruin the fun for everybody else.
Oh, wait, hold up. I'm gonna get over it. I bet you did. She don't maybe get my
goonies on you from the West side. See type shit on you. All right, that's
That's right. That's right. West Side Stepa. I'm the West Side Stepa. I keep that thing up on me and I'm not talking about my penis
Are you running out of breath in a sentence, fat ass?
Wait, actually, I'm only fuckin'
I'm fuckin'
I have never done that. Never have I done that.
You run out of breath, getting out of your chair, you fat bitch
Fuck you
Don't, don't attack me
Fuck you
You just ran out of breath
Do you shove another burger down your goal while he finishes match?
Die
Big Mac himself
Big Macs don't you just make my big Macs and pinnacle of modern food
All right, okay, you could have that one you can have that one you can have that one as fair
That is fair that is fair you can have that one that is fair
Proud of purple ball pk where this is everybody on me my name is our road
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Oh my god, I'm fucking bad
Well, we should head set on backwards
I can hear over the breathing I'm scared I didn't hear either wrong fuck drag
I
Was in this you know, I was I didn't hear it. I made a comment on it
Never mind
He didn't sound serious about it at all. I thought he was joking
Yeah, I thought you guys say
We'll listen to my console to my accent
Only accent you have is a little bottomized armors person
I'm going down here. I'm gonna revive my entire team and save the game
Oh, no, I'm cooking they're not catching me up as fast as lightning
They're not catching me. I'm too good.
They're not catching I. I'm the best.
These two boys wait. I'll get you back and lickin' me split, better than ever.
They're flying at me? They just fly at me?
Oh my god, they flew at me?
Oh my god, they're on top of me?
Oh my god, he's thrusting.
Oh my god, I'm enjoying it.
My god, I'm paying him. Oh my god. He's coming back for more. Oh
My god, he just might get it. Oh my god
Holy shit
I mean that was a you guys. I think we all kind of just left this one slide and forget about it
I didn't check the report card. Oh, I mean, what's there to check?
He didn't shoot anybody
Rogue did attempt to shoot someone and he had a total of 15 damage
That was because I aimed in one more came out and five bullets entered my skull
Like you do like you do like you do. Were you wearing a helmet?
Affirmation time not yet. Not yet. We are getting close
Zero damage, but I did not attempt to shoot so I couldn't turn around and shot that
Octane man and got a little something
I'm sure you pay him for that type of service.
I have to do 100.
Are you kidding me?
He chased me down.
He chased me down.
Taxi's siping you.
I'd like to see him drive.
I'd like to see Taxi drive.
I'm a radio.
We pop the first six million.
Today's a good day to cheat death.
I think she's ready.
I think she's ready for action.
Okay, let's go get the job done, bros.
Ah.
Oh, Mr. Blue K2 Bobo.
Who finds one good man, good man?
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
What is the officer doing?
doing I think he's playing video games on the my PC across my house
so boys three in a row and we shotgun and that's we split shake with me to
row we shotgun in a row shotgun
oh yeah every single shot ready I think it'll be a first time tonight
jeez by religion I can't but I will also if you suck it a voodoo you'll die
I'm sure we agree three nights. No, he did
Well, you have the BMI of a blue whale, so it's probably not gonna hit you that hard
That's not impressive now somebody like drac
Through a pin needle hole shotguns of Ludi Ranger that's impressive
That's impressive
I bet you fucking won't.
You're planking at your bones like you're a skeleton in Minecraft.
Is that a threat or a promise?
It's a promise.
It's a promise.
You're all saying this type of a story?
It's too powerful.
Too unpredictable.
Oh hold on now there buckaroo don't you don't you be doing nothing with that eyes
I'm just looting man I'm just looting and scooting, I'm just scooting and looting right
now.
Tell him, tell him.
You see him?
You see him?
Is he there?
Do you see him?
Do you see him?
Is he there?
Yep.
I
Think six wait, I'm gonna see him you see him. Yeah, you see him. You see him. You see him. Yeah, there
They're scared they're scared the pussy flaps are quaking oh my
I'm just gonna kill him.
Kill him.
One on the roof.
Get your watch, get your watch.
One on the roof.
Two on the roof.
One on the roof.
There's your one.
Oh my God.
I'm so dead.
Got him!
I get him!
No more great leads.
No more great leads.
I hate you. Too easy.
It's a bug.
Jinx, you want to play?
Who do I hate most out of
Are you guys not sure you're out?
No, I'm on it. If it just was
No, I think
Play with Jinxie and I but you are making the decision based on hatred
This is your third or no
He's even third you haven't tried to get to play together flight three months
We can't figure out how to do it these texts. He's like hey come to this thing
I can't I'm busy that I just made come to this thing. I can't be this would be the first time we can actually play the guy
Doesn't have a third
No, I don't want to be you so you are
Yeah
We was saying what do you boys say I'm giving you the green lights one figure with thousand subs on my channel
Well we do we also we did plan on switching drag out tonight anyways that was the plan
Yeah, well for max but we're just swapping out who we're swapping. Yeah for yeah
Yeah, yeah.
Um.
Charge into my shields.
Not onto.
What about, what if I just leave,
what if I just leave,
grab Max Holloway and Jigsie
and then you guys play.
That way nobody gets abandoned.
Ooh, get far, it's rogue.
That could be a thing.
That could be a thing.
Yeah, I feel like then everybody wins.
That might be in everybody winner moment.
Everybody wins, everybody wins.
Back we pick up taxi, we stream site.
He's playing with Jigsie.
It's Jigsie and Pino on the same team guide.
We're the bad buddy. We're the bad. It's fucked up. We see you siphoned it
Shit, oh, we let me see if I'm getting one guy first before even
We would do this. Let me try getting one strippers. We could be we could be nice
Like we could just kill peanut over and over and let max and jinx play the only good one that would be max
Already go on this computer
Have you ever played it on this computer? He's I've been playing a bag. Oh, yeah, sir. Wait. Take out an RP. Oh good
Yeah, we got I got one guy. I
Got one guy. Yeah, you don't even play any bags me and rogue already found a third. So
Hey, just a new one
He's watching boys. He's watching beyond your best behavior
He doesn't say you suck ass at this game and any game on I said, you don't actually want the 1v1
I'm pretty sure he had said 1v1
You know literally said one be one and he said if Jinx he had 28 kills or if I had
Bring this guy for photo ops that much else
I got you
My tell GC to text me on Twitter that's how we'll do it. That's how we'll text
I'm gonna check my Twitter see what he's doing
I'm
Which is unbelievable oh he invited me earlier. I just didn't look at it
So he said hey, Peter are you busy tonight me in case we're gonna play he begs if you want to join oh
My god, I'd be fucking hilarious do it. I
Just ignore it. Okay. I'm just being an asshole to everybody today
I'm walking up on the scene.
I'm saving sir.
They're peeking, they're peeking.
I can't figure this out.
Crack one, crack one, crack one.
Yeah, there, there, there.
Races one, races dead.
We're all getting them.
As long as we're as a team,
we can't defeat us.
Nice one, nice one.
I don't see him right now.
You need my shield to reach up.
We can't defeat us when we're all
working together like this.
I'm like 23 blind.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
Yeah, I'm tasting I'm tasting
right now.
Hold.
We get we get across cross cross.
They just tried to change.
Yeah, they should have us 30 seconds.
They're on the move! They're on the move!
They're better than me! They're better than me!
Way back here. No, I can't keep you up.
There you are.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, I'm just going to put you in my bubble.
Am I losing the fuck in my bubble?
Oh my god, you're not here. I don't see them. Are they in the way?
Where they go?
They're going that way.
They're going that way.
I got my text box open, boys. I've got a CGG text right here. I've got my Twitter open.
Here's the text again. I text the last thing. I said, you said, who's the third?
I said, KZO or I can grab one of my guys.
I'm waiting for his text back.
Don't you worry, boys. I'm watching. I'm watching.
I'm watching. Don't you worry, boys. Don't you worry.
There's a creeper up there boys
That's gotta be that's to be our Craver not theirs
One's low
Okay
I
Love it five. Hey, dude
Just hanging around don't mind me nice
Stand back boys don't handle these
I see a battery on me. oh my god, I got an assie.
go, go, go, go, go.
I see my team.
I see my team.
You're not getting mad.
Keating why is there a whole rat team down there?
I don't know.
They got finishes and everything.
I'm on a shield shop. I have no shield shop here
One of the one I mean like 40
We're gonna get hard gated in here
Are you gonna lean up?
I'll sit on a badge
On the bed?
Well I can't even have a badge so let's do these
Fuck
I
I'm fucking out.
I'm fucking out.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Come here.
Come here.
Oh, I forgot that that's a new thing.
Oh, my god.
I'm just jumping.
I'm just jumping.
Hey!
I'm gonna be OK here.
I'm gonna be OK.
Hey, top.
PC's ready.
I got you.
Let me just take a quick copy of you here, boys.
Take a copy of you.
And we'll piece it all together.
Yeah, I'll zoom in for you.
Mm-hmm.
Just give me some errors.
Take that.
Take that.
Which I am out of shields again. I don't know what the hell is going on
And you're nothing
Oh my god, there goes the entire shield again, please stop
I'm all about, I'm all about.
I do, I do, I do, I push past him and get him!
GOOOOOOOD!
You have to go left-hand, right-hand, left-hand.
I'm all about, I'm all about.
He's invisible, he's visible!
Hey!
Am I, am I, am I, am I on, am I on? Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun!
That means that he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
AAAAAAAAGH!
Beautiful...
Oh yeah, I've never tried that many times in my life.
You can't move out of here!
Life saver!
I'm gonna go to the G7, I don't have enough ammo.
Oh, nevermind, thanks.
You gonna be the same as this?
As much as much!
Can you see it?
Stop fighting, stop fighting!
I should be the one that should be the one!
No, give me points!
Get on the helmet!
Oh my god, that was the best grenade I've ever seen in my entire life.
All right
I don't climb on the right
There's a bridge on this
I'm near me
Okay
I don't know who this is actually
I'm telling ya
Crack it
He's double back
He's double back
I'm near me
There's one
Crack it
Watch one time
Give me one time
Fuck
No
May I may I may I cross this one
Yep
He's not though
No
Take his Q
Those guys were insane!
You're flying around and you're mentored!
I could see where they were moving!
guys were good those guys were very good
okay so it sounds like case oh cancel for the night so I think one of us I think
we're gonna bring Jixie in and mistrack I know we talked earlier about we see
Yeah, yeah, we were talking about you can do rock, paper, scissors for it.
I swear, that's the only fair way that's no time in true through time.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
We can do Max only and you guys just play and then we all win.
Well, no, I'm probably getting off.
You're getting off?
Yeah.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You guys just play it and we all win.
Well, no, I'm probably getting off.
You getting off?
Yeah.
I was only going to go to a 12 and then Max was going to take my spot.
Oh, gosh.
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
Are you sure?
Because Max wanted to play a spot.
I can do Max and JC and me, and then you guys can do a whole bunch of them.
Oh, then grab taxi and then we all win.
I'm not on the on-flog.
You're on on-flog?
Anyways.
OK.
Because we have the new arc.
You go to see Billy for the new all-time day. Oh, you gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, okay. All right, okay
Then this works out great then this works out great everybody wins. I think respect for sure
Of course. All right boys. You guys have fun. I'll be watching. Thank you. Good shirt. Thank you
Begin with the discordate
here we go.
Here we go.
I just want to say something.
Oh, you're talking.
You're talking good guy, boys.
You're talking the tab, boys.
You're talking the tab.
Track is a good man.
Track is a good guy.
I like, I, I very much like this track.
I'm so glad that I started playing with him about a month ago.
He was a great find, a great find.
Great friend, good guy, funny, great at the games.
Fantastic gentlemen.
gentlemen
He's an average room where where is he? Oh, yes
Jinx it. Oh, he's gonna never
Yo, uh, Jinxie, how are you others fine day? Yo, nice to meet you, man
Oh good to be well. Yeah. Well, we've been talking trying to get a game together fly three fucking much much
Yes, let me say that every other time was my fault too, okay?
Well, that first time was that fucking loser that kept knocking off the internet
Yes, the first time was the DDoSing, the second time was the Among Us when I messed up the time
And then the other time was when I saw your DM, and then I saw that like you said Apex
But then I saw that you said Friday after because I like I don't know I didn't read it properly and then I saw
Which I'm a call it
That I had this RLCS thing like I was able to do it, but I forgot I was in this tournament thing
This guy's streaming for like tons of years has by like 50 million dollars and has no sound proofing in his room
I can hear you
You're gonna fall.
You hear this?
You hear this?
You're fine.
You're fine.
You sound great.
You sound sexy.
I'm fucking him.
He's part of the lore.
You're saying you can hear
your background noise.
There's no background noise.
Have you ever put
blankets on a wall before?
I
Know I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit. Yes, sir. That's beaver. That's what called fever
Like you know when the people at the beginning of rap songs you're like would you find this?
But then you can hear them. Yeah, that's like you it's a your dramatic size
It was a booming sound domination as I say, okay, but it's like unbearable
No, you start fantastic. You start great. Okay. It's good. It's good
It's part of the Lord too, like your green screen in your sweaty poop chair.
Okay, it's not.
It's not really a poop chair, it's like mold with sweat, and not poop though.
Word, word, word, word, word.
It does smell kind of like shit.
What do you think about it? You've probably been sitting in that chair for how many years?
Can I guess like five?
I think like six years, bro. Like six years, yeah.
Every time you fart,
Technically poop potters
He's sort of the game. He's not do this. He's sort of that is all public
Every time you fought there are small poop particles that come out
So if you think about it, there's probably the equivalent of one poo in your chair
Wait, when you when you fart poop particles come out of your ass
Yeah
Wait, is that like scientifically backed? What do you think makes the room smell like shit?
Yeah, what yes, Bernard really quick, you know those people that like they like Cleveland Stevenson
They pay women to poop on their chest if you fart in someone's eye they'll get pink eye because the poop particles
I don't know what the first part I had to do with that, but I'm I'm trying to give you a little story build
Yeah, no, you're good. Bernard if you were to fart in your chair for six years
Would there be shit particles in your chair? Oh?
Oh, these are the questions. Oh, these are the questions. That's why they pay you the big bucks. You're not afraid to ask the real questions
Now Bernard said it's good, but I said it's just air
It's more like a sweat smell. It's not really like a
Bernard tough in your chair every time you leave the room
Yeah, but I want you to think that it's okay, so you keep farting in that chair and he gets his fix
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, how do we lobby up, guys?
I'm not good at Apex, by the way.
Ah, it's fine, that was wrong.
Um, let me get you in here, let me see.
How do I, wait, send me your, send me your Steam friend card.
I'm playing, oh god.
I'm playing on Xbox.
Oh shit.
This is a new one for me.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Um, uh, Rogue, you, you, you know how to add people to Xbox, right?
Where's that where's that dev at? Where's that dev at?
You you ask again
Is the dev so there wait all we gotta do is make a custom game and then add each other in there a
Custom game wait just give me give me a reason. No. Yeah, give me what's your name?
Let me let me message it in the discord message right now. I'm saying hi. There you go message
Okay
Here we go. Here we go. That's me or you can just type that in on the find you a friend
This is it. This is it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, I just sent it to peanut. Let me send it to you too. Hold on.
It's that but make a um, I think if you make a custom with a private custom code, I can join.
Oh, wait, is that what you want to do tonight? Like get our communities in on some custom games and then kill them all?
Uh, no, no, no, no, no. We just okay. So basically we make a custom and then we can add each other in there and just make a private code.
Uh, yeah, I would know. I'm saying but like
I do not want to I will get
stream sniped and tea bag now.
Yeah.
We're gonna get one shot right now.
Immediately.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I'm telling you it's a bat.
It's a really bad.
That's the best idea.
That's the ever.
Okay.
Wait, did you do you see it?
Do you see it?
I don't know how to.
Oh, there we go.
I found it.
Unless it's in some sort of add you an Xbox double counter. Is that you I'm age coyote
Wait, let me check. Let me check. Okay age coyote. No guys. I think we got to do the custom trust me trust me
Okay, okay. Yeah, that's good. Thank you. That's good. Thank you. Oh, hold up. I want to make it. I want to make it
You want to make it? I want to make it back. It doesn't
It doesn't really matter who makes it because we're just gonna add each other and leave it
Do you know what I mean? Well, no, we're not leaving it. We're doing a custom match
match. You're not a voice. Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina. You want to do a custom match?
Yes! We are going to win the number one victory boy.
I don't think it's a good idea. I don't think it's a good idea.
No! We'll be fine.
All right, all right, all right. Wait, so wait. Okay, I'm going to join this.
I'm going to join that custom. Yeah, about a bing, about a boom.
You're absolutely positive you want to do this, Pina.
1050% I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life, okay? Okay? Okay?
And not once
Okay, what kind of person do you want to do you know like do we want to do like a funny like we're just a regular right?
Versus your regular okay, wait. I see Rue and coyote Rue can tell us. Yeah, I'm gonna do
I'm gonna add y'all real quick. Just so we have that sorted okay
Okay, I'm attacking you.
Coyotes center of gas boom, boom, and we're all out of now.
We can just play ranked or we could do that.
What rank are you?
What rank are you?
The one without a name.
He shall not be named.
Jesus Christ.
All right, okay, so let's go ahead and do one quick private one.
Yeah, so I don't have a rank.
Okay, so let me give you a little background.
This is my third day on this game, and yesterday I got 77 damage and 44 damage in this game.
So, have your expectations low, and then lower those expectations.
That's over 100 damage total, Jeeve.
Yeah, it might seem like it's at like a 1,300 or something.
But we're good, we got this.
We got this.
On three, we all reveal the code at the top right.
You guys ready?
We don't have that.
You have that for us only for you. That's only for a host thing. Okay, then I'm gonna say it a lot of shoes. I reveal you ready three
two
one
Reveal see I one see six O V over the ones on a now
We're just gonna land and it's gonna be a hundred people
I just had screen till we land when I said then we reached them. He didn't set them
I get that but there's only going to be a max amount of people than the unassigned is what I mean.
Well, he better join quick then.
Yeah.
Tell his ass to join quick.
Okay, I can text you on a team, so okay.
Oh, this is swag game. I'm going to find some one good man, good man.
This doesn't work, I guess.
Wait, so Apex lobbies have 60 people?
Um, jixi jixi.
Can I ask you something real quick?
Yeah, what's up, man?
I am so excited.
I just announced it today. I had this idea. Yes, I came up with officer. I've almost never been more excited for an idea
I'm setting up a streamer only every streamer that I know and they bring five to ten
Very trusted confidants, maybe like their mods or whatever. I want to set up a white-listed
Ross server starting Friday. Would that be something you're interested in? I
Played roughs one time
Rogue and Jack also never played Rust.
That's one of the biggest games ever. How you guys never played Rust before?
Yeah, because here's the thing you have to understand about Rust.
If people's favorite game is Rust, they probably hate their life.
Yeah, they probably commit arson and yell at pregnant women.
But a streamer lobby sounds kind of fun. That sounds as bad.
So in Rust, people don't wipe their ass. They don't shower.
They don't even say hi to the family. They're literally all about the family.
They do they do have like that app on their phone that tells them they say the end word a lot actually
That's the game. I've heard the end word the most out of any game of every life. Yes, exactly
Yeah, so rust is like yeah, but that's not fun though
That's actually not a bad idea. Well if you all do listen all white list yet and five of you close to compromise
If you join you join if you don't you don't have that. Yeah, all right. Yeah
All right guys, so is we got 60 people in here now we do I'm not seeing
Drak do we see drac anywhere drac taxi did not make it in they did not they can join the other side
Can they there's only four people in the other side? That's because it is capped the fuck out. Oh, it's good thing
Yes
Yeah, so we restarted then
Yeah, we could restart make a new code. It only take a second to fill it up. Give it to drac taxi. Okay. All right, okay
Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's get I'm starting it up right now
I have a match, a match.
I'm seeing everybody the code that needs to be in there.
Second, there you go.
Then I'm gonna say,
Drake, can you see the taxi?
I'm assuming Drake is watching one of our streams.
Drake, I said it to you.
Can you see the taxi?
I want you guys to join on for that.
Yeah, I should only the code.
Not yet.
Where's taxi?
Wait, let me see the taxi as well.
There we go.
Okay.
All right, I'm in team one.
We're going to put Drac and Taxi and T2.
Good call, good call.
Do they need a third?
Wait, what?
Where's their third?
They'll get a third.
Yeah, they're gonna get a third.
Wait, I'm reaching except for a G.G.
Yeah, you big beer guy?
Oh yeah, I was about to say I'm about to go grab one.
Yeah.
You drinking it?
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
Wait, what's your drink of choice?
What's your drink of choice?
Go do ranger.
It's the perfect vector of beer of price, taste,
and alcohol content.
I've never heard of that voodoo ranger.
Let me tell you, Sexy, you rip two tall boys of voodoo ranger.
You will be running down the street
and tidy-wities hit mailboxes with a baseball bat.
Wait, it's an IPA?
So you're just sitting there pounding IPA?
You can get up to 11% with voodoo ranger.
You get 19 ounces, pop two of those.
You're feeling good.
You are feeling expeditious.
What do you say what is that you got beer with you?
Yeah, I have not really beer. I have some beers, but I have like the mango cards. I like those the
No, but I'll see I kind of to piss and grab a beer. Let's let's do that when we wait for this thing to fill up
Yeah, I just reveal the code
There are pro players in our fucking game right now, this is fun.
I
Boys we got pro players in the lobby right now
All right guys, I think the code is in peanut stream, but it's full it's full
You hear that jimsy players in this game there is pros
What yeah, do you mean? Yeah, that's pro. We got awakening. He's a challenger circle player
former pro player
Hmm, Jen Burton's in the game, but that could be a fake.
Nope, it's a real one, because he's my friend.
Okay.
Um, that's pretty fucked.
Um, and that's it, looking good.
Is there a way we could, like, kick the pros?
Maybe?
Ooh!
I already...
Dude, dude, I already get, um, literally fisted, as is.
Now, pros?
Pros in Apex?
Oh, like, okay.
If you play Apex Legends at a high level, I legitimately think you're either abusing
Adderall no you're abusing Adderall 100% on top of that. It's a professional player
You know I do have a situation here watch up
You have we have a pro player from 100 thieves Jen Burton in the game
And we have a former pro player awakening drac is requesting one of the pro players on his team
Yeah, uh, fucking no kick them the fuck out of here. Uh, no, they could be one pro player per team not two
I'm a predator
two time back-to-back apex predator season three season four
Hey! Oh my god!
Okay, okay, hold up. Predator's the highest rank of the game.
Highest rank of the game. Top 500 in the world!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Predator is great and all. That's awesome.
Like, don't get me wrong. Flowers to you there.
Thank you, sir.
He's a pro. He's going to bend us over a table.
Get him out! Get him out!
Okay, so you think he should get him out?
Yes, please! I'm out!
You know, I have five hours on the game. I don't want to play a pro.
That is true. Yeah, I see you in five hours.
I honestly can't feel bad for doing this.
This is not personal sir. This is not personal. What's your names again?
Awakening awakening and is there another problem? I'm so sorry. I hate to do this. There's a secret pros. I'm right here
And I'm pussy. I'm a pussy. Let's play with the pros. Let's do it. Oh, I just take one
All right, we'll play with the other one. Where's the other one at?
I can't feel like an asshole, dude
Oh, man, this guy's gonna destroy me. Oh, wait, which was the plug-in? Wait, is it Larry Bird? Larry Bird Team 6?
Larry Bird.
Okay, okay, here we go. Here we go. We have Rogue.
I'm not the only Xbox player in here, dude. It's just PC.
Oh, shit, you are. Holy crap.
Oh, my God.
Rogue, P.NetGC on Team 1, TaxiDrac on Team 2, and Larry Bird on Team 6.
Just in case Larry Bird is with his two friends, and we just don't know, I'm gonna swap him with some random guy.
I can't everybody
Let's do it. Oh wait, I'm ready. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before we start we uh, we don't have screens for the job
I think a hundred percent you do. Okay, wait, wait, wait. How do we wait? What do I choose in here by the way?
Can I do if you want can I do um the first one? What's it called again bones Canyon?
I must see we battery out shields battery out duels algs team deathmatch gun run control while god we do algs or battery out shows
I
There's only four maps world's edge storm point e-disc like an Olympus. There's no there's no do a poll with Jack
Maybe KC or if that's good with you guys
The most experience. Oh, okay. Well, you know what? I've only played Olympus and worlds
I think I don't think I played KC. I've only played like five games total. What's KC?
Oh, yeah, I can't even suckings games on a list. Oh
Oh
No, it's like world's edge storm point you just pick them look at I was I was feeling kings came we can do let's do let's do
Let's do
Let's do you want also peanut. Do you want dropships or do you want no drop?
No drop ships. No drop ships. I mean we'll get we'll get seen tonight
But if you have drop ships, then we can maybe have our own pieces. I drop ships. Yeah drops. Yeah, how do I do that?
Yes, yes, yes, yeah, just got it. Okay. I'm gonna do I'll be honest. He let's let's let's put the limits
Oh bucket let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. Let's do it
We're doing well that we go oh my oh, it's not
I'm sorry, we go three
Wait, are you good my chat saying you're good. He's very good. He's very good back in the day back in the day
I was okay, but no no don't don't don't be expecting
We'll be alright a little bit
We all agreed to be how we lose
2-1-2
You get overrammed, you get fucked
Let's RIDE!
I got you, bro. Let's do it
Let's walk it in
Wait, should tab you on admin only?
Hide screen for the drop or just type in your balls?
Hide screen anyway, hide screen anyway
Should tab you admin only? I was hoping...
Wait what?
Should tab you on admin only?
What does that mean?
I know that's what I see out of it.
Oh, that means like they can have type in the bottom left,
like in that lobby.
But we don't have to hide our screen, right?
Cause we have chips.
Yeah, but we should still hide our screen.
No, I think we hide until we drop,
until we land up to the ground.
Good thing, good thing, good thing.
All right guys, hey, let's kick some ass, right?
Let's kick some ass.
Good thinking, good thinking.
We've got this in the bag.
Was I a team pro or no pro?
Drag, taxi and all the other fools,
we will have this in the bag easily.
I
Is it okay if like I'm not really that good of the game
You'll be fine. Thanks. You'll be fine. I taught wrong everything he knows I was his mentor
Have any hopes for me do not have hopes for me
No, I have hopes well, I have hope no much that thing you're good much that thing
For some says that you would just send jinxie out to die that way we can know where the other guys are
No, no, what to me?
About 110 damage between every game you ever play
Yeah, I understand but don't send me out like some bait guy look I can hold my lead. Okay. I could hold my way
guys I will not sell all right I play octane oh my god we should have figured
this out oh my god I can't I can't I can't you got to the guy I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
No, no, no.
Dude, I'm the only guy who uses ban.
Oh, that's a great guy!
That's great, that's great, yeah.
There we go, there we go.
Alright guys, keep it fair.
Roke, Roke, Roke!
It knows she's ain't keeping fair.
36,000 kills, Roke!
36,000 kills?
See, there's a whole difference.
to get ran at by 95 people and no no no rogue you're carrying I need you to carry
I
Hemlock! Hemlock with the bruiser 2x! How did it 50%?
You said bruiser 2x.
Yeah, bruiser blue 2x without the top on it.
Guys, dare I say? No stream slappers? Dare I say? I mean, I don't-
No, you fucked up. Hell, you just fucked us up.
We're gonna die immediately.
No, you're gonna die immediately.
You get stream slappers because it's- everybody gets their own- everybody gets their own.
Bro, I gotta move back faster.
Bro, let's get this guy to the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sentimental over here?
Sentimental.
Sentimental? No, no, I'm gonna run hemlock.
Uh, I'll take it.
I'm just looking for the hemlock.
I'm gonna drop this net, Ramo,
because I'm not gonna use it.
Very soon, and I'm thinking 30 seconds,
and we're gonna see our first guy.
Maybe less.
Yeah, because here's the thing.
The stream time's gonna be delayed, right?
So, like, if they're in the stream,
they obviously would be able to stay in land with us,
or the stream time's are coming.
So, with all the possibilities,
you get as much loot as we can, right?
Uh...
Good thinking.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
God, pass the hemlock. Where?
Hemlock, please. Thanks to Hemlock. I got Hemlock.
Where's your pet Simlock?
Hemlock's head is no...
Wait, where, where, where?
How?
He?
I'll give you a...
Okay.
I'm gonna be 60% music right here.
You gonna be a bat from there?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're done a single team is died dead more ammo for you right here
Okay, then there's something on the ground right here
I
Stop saying bad, no, I know
Which I have no heavy emote
What the fuck?
Down another.
I can't.
I'm running.
What is that?
Press your Q button.
Wait, where's the door?
Fuck.
Where did you go?
Use it.
I need heal.
What do you mean?
I'm on control.
I'm gonna kill you bro.
I got over there.
You got dead!
That's a Q-Bot, that's a Q-Bot.
You got Q-Cheap, you got Q-Cheap.
No, we didn't die.
That's my healer.
Yeah, I'm a rabie, I'm a rabie.
We have a rapier!
Yay!
That's very close, that's close up, that's close up, that's close up!
I'm back, I'm back.
Come back, come back!
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low!
We ran, we went wrong, we went wrong!
You coming there, you pushing, you pushing, you pushing, you pushing!
That's true, that's true, that's true.
That's true.
I need to recharge my sheets.
I'll help you with this, bro.
Dude, you can tell he doesn't care about the movement.
Yeah, we can do that.
Good try, bro.
It's okay.
Was that my fault?
Could be a character comp thing.
could be a character coming could be a could be could be like yeah so when we
died we just say fuck the lobby sir oh no I should be waited out oh my god no
it the lobby is crashing oh my god the game blitz is something in crash so but
what's up but we're about to get back in there really start to win that's what's
going on. So, question. And I did that LBRBLB thing. Did that
revive you guys? No, so that's a heal draw. You get attached to
us and it puts a little octopus tentacle on us and it sucks the
the evil away and we get more health. Dude, you're probably
the worst apex player I've ever seen. Thanks, man. Okay, so
all right, I'm just heals. Okay, that's actually me and
you're chatting all together. What character do you think
We want to play. You only play docking when you play GenC?
Bro, but honestly, I actually kind of like Lifeline.
It's so simple and I just need it.
I don't mind, but I want to play Lifeline.
Play Pub?
No, one more of these!
Here's the ability where you just use that little drone that follows any of us around.
You can assign it to. That just heals the flush.
Hey guys, did you even know the name of the person that killed us?
Uh...
Yeah, hold on, actually.
Give me that guy's name.
I
Give me that guy's name immediately
Who is it
teammate team, oh honestly we have to be so ready ways for drag
Right
Unless you want to play pubs we just play pubs you on I would I wouldn't mind some pubs because I'm trying to unlock
Okay, let's do that, let's do that.
That's all right, but I have y'all added by the way, I have y'all added, okay.
We'll do a custom later on.
Yeah, we can do custom later on.
I kind of like lifeline though, it's really simple, I can do that in steel.
Yeah, so what that is, is you press, I think it's, what do you play on with console?
You play on Xbox, right?
Yeah, LBRB, LBRB.
When you press X on someone to revive them, it'll actually leave a little drone there that'll revive for you.
You can go fuck off and do other shit.
When that's actually sick, what happens?
Yeah, and then if you press LP, it does your drone.
And then your ultimate is, it drops a drone in the middle, and there's a blue circle that goes around you,
a green circle that goes around you, and people can't shoot through it.
And anybody in that circle can use heels twice as fast.
Dude, that's sick. Thank you, you know, absolutely.
any time, any time, yeah, I'm gonna be a sub like five-hour player, you know you think we
crank out like a mixtape or something or like a wild card or something a wild card is that what it is
is it's a it's a condom style whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop you got the time back in that
one like a death isn't a death that might be a good you know yeah yeah that's right but you
let's honestly that's a good idea well that'll get mr. jigsie well attuned with the games yes
Yes. Thank you. Let's do that. Yeah. All right, guys, let's get in here. So Gundam front
like a hover queue. That is nothing. The hover cable going live. That does jack shit. It's
like these crazy. Garbage. It was confusing to go up the air and like do like a little
slower than others. Don't even give me information and pieces. Basically, though, this game
is kind of like so it's wildcard. It's not like the traditional Apex game. So we can
just kind of like respawn over and over and over oh it's the same thing with like
looting and stuff but like your ammo and things that you need kind of stays with
you when you die so you just come back flying in and it's kind of just like that
so basically you do whatever you want at all times whenever you want to anyone
you want or in any poi you want the thing is we can't all be dead at the
same time that's the only thing we can do if someone's alive you guys you'll
come back in a few seconds.
Well, all of us die, it's over.
It's over.
One of us is alive.
Oh, she can just like hide.
Now, at the beginning, it's almost impossible to lose
because it's like a one second respawn.
But as the game goes on, it ups and ups.
30 second respawn, she's so weak.
No way we lose.
No way.
No way we lose.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I'm like, it's kind of a hot spot.
The games are anything but random.
The fairies are open.
We're gonna run that by me one more time, champ.
I said go ahead and run that by the one more time. Yeah, would you say I said like
hold up now hold up now you boys ready to rubble yeah
purple bubble bubble yeah where's that third guy that was with us the fact
why below you I'm below it you know you down man thank you thank you
I will oh my god you got you got you thank you good sir you're good man you
actually
automatically they're all gonna have attachments and you're gonna auto
Don't pick up shit whenever you like walk over it.
Mm-mm-mm.
That's nice.
Slow warm up.
Little vibe.
Damn, that's foolish.
Ready to get my hands on Hamlock, baby?
Mm-mm-mm.
Yeah.
That's the weapon.
That's one you want.
We're over all the people out.
I thought everybody drops you during Gundam. Did I miss the memo?
That's kind of far away on the dump ship, to be honest. Dude, where's this friggin... oh my god, wait, no, Havoc.
What is Havoc? No, no, no, no, not this energy for crap.
There is you, Ebb, you're poo.
Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy!
Fuck is that oh my god
Oh my god, they're coming
We gotta make sure you see that.
He's watching, watch out!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
Where's he going?
He's here!
Die, man, die!
Why?
He's alive!
I got him out of time.
Okay
I'm gonna die. I died. I thought I had much more help.
No more?
Hey!
Come on, back on your pants.
Just let me die!
Don't you worry boys, I'm coming!
Every late on this...
ehhh...
...bash post up!
What's the player coming for?
Sweet mother of a neck, dude.
I'm here, I'm with you, you know.
Here's what you watched.
What's that, what's that?
I'm getting caught.
Oh, I'm dead.
Got it!
You can't even see me.
I have to pull my cartridge.
I need to retract my shields.
Oh!
Yeezy, don't you die!
Don't you die, you bastard!
8 seconds don't you die
3 seconds
Oh
No, nothing, I don't like wild card not that I you get you warmed up
I basically just played a mode where I got shoved into a locker repetitively for ten minutes
One kill four deaths. Oh
I don't understand. I just can't anything in a
Oh my god
The game is over we destroy his spirit and tell them it was all bot
Because I myself don't know
If that helps so wall cards
Because you have a team of fun to you you have a team somewhere else, but this is a team everywhere
So this is terrible what one more goddamn that we go right to Bob's
Oh, we go public right now you guys you guys I'm kind of about right now. Let's just quit. Let's quit
Puzzle now put it out quick quick wait. What's right out? What's right now?
What's it out? It'd be like 10 players in five seconds. What's it out? What's it out? Let's do this thing
Anyways, hmm. All right guys. We got this for a hundred percent. We got a percent
Mm-hmm. I
Think apex is like one of the hardest games that are played though. I'm not even kidding. I
Yeah, kind of kind of I would say it's up there
It's not that it's hard. It's just that it's overwhelming as fuck
Well, everybody that's playing it now has been playing it for ten years and has
double bitches whatsoever
That'll happen. It's like R6 Siege, you like you on that game.
If we were to play R6 right now we get bought by every angle.
That's basically the same thing.
Yeah.
Oh, but I don't think so because like if you guys play R6 you're like copper and then you play coppers.
It's like when I play Apex.
We all play together?
I'm horrible and then I play like the worst players of all or I play against the best players of all time.
Well, probably doesn't mix of all of it.
Probably doesn't mix of all of it.
But if we played ranked all on new accounts then we'd have that same experience for a little bit.
Well, there should be us, man, no cap.
We're absolutely fine.
I wanted to ask you about a game, by the way.
They ain't on me, chief.
So, okay, I had a discussion with my chat like a week ago,
where I said, I think the hardest FPS game to learn is R6,
but my whole chat was saying Tarkov.
Tarkov 100%.
I listen, I don't disrespect the R6.
I'm sure there's a challenging game.
I'm sure it's complex with many facets of complexity, a deep understanding, a time, a game for the ages,
one that is revered in the hallmark of gaming community for the rest of time, but it's not as hard to learn as Tarkov.
Not close.
So why is Tarkov so hard to learn? Why is it like that?
Trust me. Play it for fucking half an hour. You'll be wanting to blow your brains out of it in the game.
Of course, in the game.
Yeah
You can have a thousand
Somebody with 5,000 hours in that game and this is not even something oh dude
We play so much genuinely when someone has 5,000 hours. We go. Oh, they've got lower. Oh ours. They go. Oh
He's not a new guy, but he's like, oh, he's just
Yeah
a hundred and fifty thousand times easier oh my god oh my god really why do you
think so just because you have what 12 guns to learn in Tarkov you have I don't
know 200 guns to learn which with like nine ammo types to learn of each gun so
like thousands of things that you have to learn armors and plates and equipment
and there's really like like play like ten thousand things you have to learn
and that's just before you even start the game and then when you get in the
game it's even harsher they don't tell you anything the first 20 games I played
which probably took me like three fucking days I didn't live once because I
couldn't find a single extract somebody in my chat said you don't know the
basics of Tarkov until you're at like 1500 hours that is true as you don't
know that's about true that is not true I don't know how many guys are
but there's a lot you make you make you make your own Northside trust me you
play that game for a little bit you'll understand exactly what I'm saying there's no help you
have you have thrown right into the pit of fire immediately
all right boys those people over there can see just follow the queue
i'm gonna try to stay near you guys what you're thinking you know i heard the cheating and
arc is bad is it is it like really bad it's not as bad as people say because i like i mean
I didn't get to see it on a lot. It's usually like the same guys, without fathers, steam-type of me.
Exactly, yeah.
It's not crazy crazy, but it's...
It's not the best.
Not the best for sure, but it's not like...
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not the worst, yeah.
I got you, dawg.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Alright, boys. Let's get a fucking win under our belt.
Exactly, you two! Yeah!
Exactly!
Alright, be your cursor here.
Fuck it!
I don't know
This is Marvin
Marvin's very understanding and forgiving which one is what it's like gambling. Yeah, you like gambling
Oh, you won! You won the Japan!
Yeah!
Harry!
That's the best one you can get, man.
Wait, really? That's fun.
Well, you can attach an arm and get like a goal, but that's like a whole ordeal.
For the gambling boys, that's the best.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, those fools go.
Come on the west, come on the west, come on the west.
Come on, come on, come on.
Bama, bama, bama.
You're gonna be maybe meeting a top-tier chill mama
He's a game oh a bongo
Oh, Vaman knows
Give up almost vamos
I
Picking up what you're putting down. She don't you worry
on your plan hiding I'm dead immediately I'm dead it's
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Come to me, come to me, come to me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, Jesus, Jesus.
You push me, you push.
Oh, X, X, X, X, X.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
You get the fuck out of here, now these guys are good.
No.
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
No, please.
I'm just a fuck.
Oh, huff.
All right.
Yeah, start healing.
Let's heal you.
Yeah.
We're gonna get peanut up.
Yeah.
Peanut come back here.
Hi.
We're gonna make you for free.
Hey, the lab, baby.
Am I safe to get it better? Am I safe? You might not be safe. It's fine. I'm just gonna be good.
Take one portal. Take one portal.
Where's your portal? It's on the other mini map behind you, that little orange icon.
Right there. So grab his thing then portal.
He's not going to break this portal.
Press X on that and turn directly 180. 180, 180.
Run, run, run. You see that ping right there? Where, where, where?
The orange rectangle. Right in front of you.
Find the box, find the box. Right there. Take it right.
There.
Good work! He's cooking! He's cooking!
You know what I got to do? Come on! Let's go!
Press three to run faster! Quickly!
Alright, we're gonna get him up.
Press three to run faster?
Yeah, you run faster with no weapon jam.
Yeah, I'm on controller, man.
Oh shit, are you like fucking...
Why, or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why, why, why, why, why?
No, you got to use controller, ever, for games? Ever?
No, we have skill.
Hmm
Are you
Yeah, let me tell you what I'll do with my thumb pal. She opened up in chief
Lock it in boys lock it in lock it in boys
I'm coming
It's a shield and then you can do a heal twice as fast inside
You not me so look down and then press LB if it
If it doesn't come to you, just press LB again, I believe, and it pulls it back.
Hope he's not working.
Hope he's not working.
Well, it's because you can have it right now.
You have to look at the timer.
Wait for it.
I'm gonna have to get a few shields.
We're gonna walk up.
They're gonna be right around the corner here.
Get me, Nick!
Nick!
Okay.
Hey!
My weapons are poop diarrhea!
I'm gonna have to...
I'm being pushed right now.
You're not gonna need to click that.
You're gonna want to...
I instantly died.
Instantly died to this guy.
There's one on your right, that's your chip.
I think so do you have that open or no?
No.
GZ is gonna be on you, you gotta get out of here.
I'm gonna die.
Nope.
He's behind us, he's behind us, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Bro, this guy was behind us, what a chud.
Damn it!
Potential bad situation.
So guys, what's your analysis of that one?
of that one. What do you guys think went wrong there?
I think what went wrong there was that you had 40 damage!
I can actually hear you, you said 40 damage.
I'm 40 damage.
So, okay, Jinxie, whenever you use that little drone thing, you know the one that heals.
So when you aim it at one of us, it'll go to us.
go to us. So like I mean that whoever's low. But if you need it yourself, press down on
your D-pad. When you say the drone thing, do you just mean left bumper or do you mean my
alt? No, no, no, left bumper. But but my shield in my left bumper is my drone. So let me let
me see the situations in which you use them because I guess they go over that when you
use the left bumper, right, you look at one of us, it'll attach it to us, right?
It'll follow us around. If you want to use it for yourself, you look down and
you press it, it might still attach it to one of us, but then you can call
I think you hold that I'll be the callback with your ultimate
You want to know down with one of us is down you throw it on our bodies and you immediately then press X revive us within that circle
I don't know man. I feel like when I play apex, I just shoot somebody nine times. They don't die and then I just die
I'm not gonna lie. You see what actually went wrong that round. Is it those guys were incredible?
That's that's it. I think Roman can back you up on this one
One of them did have an ALGS banner thing on his profile, so he is a player.
I'm like level 10, what is this?
At least you're a good camera man.
Yeah, alright, let's get some bandsaw.
I get the shape big.
I get the shape big.
I'm not trying to get the angles right.
I'm just trying to get kills.
Look, bro, do y'all know what I'm saying though?
I feel like when I play Apex, they just don't die.
I just shoot them a bunch.
And then I do knock them, right?
And then I have a shield on them when they're knocked.
Yeah.
And then they teleport away and then they respawn and then I get shot in the ass, and then there's ultimate and there's explosion
It's like I'm laughing. I'm laughing that'll happen that'll happen. I love you. You have to just be determined stay
determined
Okay, well that's because the enemy has more than 40 health it might be the vision
I'm new to the game!
I'm not!
I'm dead or better!
Is it okay if I'm dead?
Glock and Jason!
I know I am!
Get your head out of your ass!
I'm in!
Shit!
Glock it in boys!
This is our game!
Watch this drive. That's all I'm gonna say.
Watch this drive.
I just tricked we're not in solidarity for the team.
team this is our game this is our moment wait ignore the suggestion I did not
mean to do that ignore that I didn't mean to do that go wherever you want
rogue yeah yeah over there what's that for the swirling thing oh that's a
portal all right oh wait no that's you wrote sorry
I saw a guy spinning around and fuck my gun.
He's just relaxing.
Here, go into the G game.
If I do, if I do not get at least 40 damage this game,
no, if I don't get over 100 damage this game,
I'm never playing Apex again!
For fuck!
I've dealt with a 10 damage per 5 games.
I think that would be best for everybody.
You got this.
You got this.
You're going to get 200 damage, 300 damage easily.
I could use a shot down in this camp like an absolute job. Okay, I can get with some chichi if we need to a hemlock with a
Two-axe reaction with people apart team team team right here in this thing in this thing
This is a good thing
Bad it's good, but I charge you to charge up weird one. It's a weird one
I don't know if I actually shot it, but it might have been like this flower, is there some
other thing?
I'm very good, very good, short range, I'm thinking the same team, boys, I'm thinking
the same team as last game, he's here, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking the same, I'm thinking
was the same
let let let let let
that's already 40 damage
let's fucking go man
do you want me to run there?
run now now
fuck
holy fuck
hey my god
fuck
i'll go down to him
it's holy shit dude
i can't pay for shit
he's just going here with me
That's alright.
He's lit by the box.
Whoa, whoa, I got flanked.
Oh, did you shot him in the back again?
Yeah!
Stop it!
You know what happened with the shotgun?
I don't know, but I'm gonna grab his blade and let's get out of here.
Okay.
Yeah!
Okay.
Alright.
yep there you go all right all right I got it I got it
mm-hmm well here he said let him know if there's a
same time he is you we have the same horizon in both games
besides you would mind helping us out well we got the same we're saved all we
gotta do is travel together on top of each other you'll be sprouted too much
there right there I'm 80 yards away and I just get double flanked by streams I
already heard of sniping well maybe they're probably not sniping to be honest
No, no, no, he was the same guy from last game.
Oh, then yeah, if it's the same guy, then yeah, I don't know who Hi-Och is, right?
Hi-Och.
He might not. He might not. He's the lead security guy for Apex. He's here to help us right now.
With the stream timers.
I don't think they're gonna get banned, but Hi-Och would probably make them so they go into another game.
Probably put them to sleep. Give them a little night out.
stills xc equals stream sniping nice no that's if you have 50 IQ it's the same
guy from last game you literally did tell us that these don't I'm gonna move
that do you not let him get away with that you tell him you tell that's what
I'm saying it's a 45 IQ sentence no it's not that he kills us if that's the
same guy insult his mom insult his mom
well his mom might be a nice lady that's true that's true honestly let's
See we from that thinking good thinking play it safe under shape. That's all right
receive the charge
You're being a loot goblin, and you wonder why you got it's not that it's just like I was always planned every game
Yeah, let's go a space a space. He's sniping guys. It's the same guy
Rogues definitely not ever since certain and I've just been good to be here from said this is like a game of telephone where we
might be lying 50 for me
No idea
Thanks for playing with me even though I'm bad guys. I know it's probably
Ah, I've been with the wrong all the time. I'm using it. No worries. No worries
I'm still working on that
Good ain't broke my god good name need to
Hey
pop-up
They do not want me to rescue they do not want me to rescue I will tell you that I
Bummed up by oh no
Bro, I'm sorry this character is broken Chad this character is broken. You just go invisible boss
It way you into another dimension
not a busy
So are you visible or not?
No, well your trail is visible, but you didn't go invisible.
You're in another dimension.
Good name, bro.
Okay, yeah, what was that guy?
That is something a sniper would do.
Good name, bro.
Get out of there, bro.
Run!
Go, go!
Bro, don't look back!
Don't look back!
Got him!
He divided the wedding.
Bro, remember, everything you do, they're only one second behind.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
They spot you, you take your shots.
Go.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Need to recharge your machine.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
the
move
the
high up to the one that
would would would would would would
would
IE number one six zero four five six
eight nine nine eight two one five two nine six seven two six
four
Who is it? I don't know, wait, what's his name? What's his actual name?
I have a game block, I think.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's this guy, Horizon 7482. I don't know his real name, though. I don't know his real name.
Oh.
He's with Octane 2185 and Lifeline 6898, but this is the code for the game right here.
Oh, wait, oh, I think he died.
uh
I have some of your hammer
All right, I think oh yeah, we're good. I don't see all right. This next game is on game. I see we hide on screen. What do you want to say?
We need to help
Yeah, quick. Yeah quick screen. Hi quick speed. Hi
Yeah, I can't believe I rented you an htb crazy
you with your family extra small nuts bag and if I'm being honest as a fan you
have some stick on you like rotten peanuts still cool to meet you also
cotton candy grapes any thoughts any thoughts you should lay off the
percussance I don't even know where that sentence went it's like six ideas
jammed into 40 words secondly I don't know what cotton candy graham shop but
I wouldn't be opposed to trying that I wouldn't be trying that at all that sounds incredible. That sounds incredible
Steel well, I think it takes your best player, which is probably
And
Then it doesn't do the average thing. I doubt it. We can ask high-down. I don't see here
It's just super confusing how does it take your average MMR or does it take your highest MMR?
I
Feel like it's engagement based matchmaking which as you might be working on those guys are not listening
Wait the chat saying
The chat saying average the second average, okay, that's not that bad then well
Well, he makes a game so he'll know for sure, but I think I think he's I think he's busy dealing with those guys that
That was straight out of these listen right now
This game ain't for everyone champ appreciate that bro
I'm just getting worse dude. I've never felt more helpless
Yeah, we should have that game. Yeah, it's for me. How much damage to that? I'm gonna show you that game
42
and
That guy is trying to insult you. That's a two damage improvement game over game
You're on your way up see you're on your way out
I hate my side of club you can't even get in yeah, I'm in the I'm in the upper
upper hundred range body from the half to 100 okay you're that you're that low
rap team you're that low you're that zero to 50 range okay so let's let's let's
let's clean it up here okay
I'm kind of like having fun even though we're getting bent over a table I will
say this though I think the odds of us winning a game of apex tonight with my
productivity right now is the same odds of literally getting struck by
lightning as we were walking the game that's actually one and do you know that
so you either do or you don't but we actually have a really good chance I'm
saying listen listen listen we've just been being stream side by pretty darn good
players we just have to get one game we're all locked in maybe there's only
a couple streams time I was like two or three and we win easily
you know I think like I mean if we win a game I'll get like an ass tattoo
like that's how confident that we're not going to win again you're on this game right here
you have to get a half inch by half inch peanut ass tattoo this game right here
deal if we win this game okay deal all right all right lock it in boys let's ride
I'm going to be a good fighter.
Also like, I don't know, maybe I could get 100 damage tonight.
That'd be cool.
You will.
You will.
Stay positive.
Jynxie, stay positive.
I'm positive feet right now.
You're going to win again.
Try the hardest I've ever tried in any game boys. I'm not even looking at the back side of this
I'm walking
Walking walking or they might let on up. It's kind of up to them
Right below us, but we're gonna go over here
So protect me daddy
Oh
I feel with some of my goodness to be a picture of your feet quick
These the balls use the balls
We gotta get get some get some leave so you make sure
five three zero
I'm yummy
one made one made it
I'm good I'm good
good good good
cross over there
send it to Pino
how do I send it to Pino
we'll give you a push, oh let's figure
I left the bomb behind
I did the wrong thing
I'm sorry
one two one two over there
Bro, are you dead or alive?
I don't know, you could use your Q and you could look at me
I'm not...
Use your LB and let's go
There's a dosage!
One on the bridge, one on the bridge!
Use the LB
I don't have it, I don't have it, I'm doing it
You got another
I'm gonna heal myself
You save it for when there's a long way to go
Well, I'm not somebody, I thought you were kidding, let's go
Alright, good
You know do you feel calm or what?
Full calm? Yeah of course
What?
What?
I'm not here if you want
Bro if you just lose while jumping, that was fucking sick
Holy shit
You get the hemlock
Yeah I got the hemlock
I'll get this one
Do you guys need some balls?
If you guys need heels, talk to me
There's is the one you a hill what is that explosion go yeah, so
This this place has like an interactive leader bull type of thing. So you just like your thing and it gives you balls
If you have two batteries you can use batteries it won't take any from yes you have another
it up. You really were a predator peanut huh? Hey my man. Is there another rank that I could
say? Um, apex predator probably would help out. And that way people know I'm good at
the game. Instead of I have to tell my neighbors about me when I poop shitties.
I knocked somebody queen, I'm actually 10 up now.
I knocked somebody.
No way.
I knocked his left.
I knocked his one HP.
I knocked his one HP.
Dodge!
Won't you be able to do that?
Okay, down.
You must go!
Bam!
Yes, I got another kill!
Yeah!
I'm doing it, mom!
Good work, Jesus, good work!
What you did was really like he...
First to kill game guys seriously you actually two kids we look at the schools in the top right. How do you have a decision to school?
Even you hold your hand during the penis
What kind does that guy have on the body next to you?
Uh, I don't know. I'm not near the body.
You mean this one? This one?
Yeah, that one. That one.
Mm-hmm.
Gun, gun, gun, gun. Nothing.
Oh, yeah. Hemlock, hemlock.
You know, you mean a hemlock?
I got what I got. I think she thinks she...
Brothers, I have a hemlock with a...
Got this!
Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez, jeez.
This is the best side to pull on the hemlock right here.
2X, 8-inch con bruiser right here.
We have box here.
Wait, for realties?
Yes, yes, for realties.
For realties.
You don't like the two x let me check it out. Let me check it out. You come over yonder
I got the wrong guy one moment time
He's got one right there. We'll put that on your hemlock. This is where I hear
In the box
God, that's that beat!
Oh yeah!
That's the outcome season!
Mm-hmm.
The outcome season.
Alright, now I'm gonna fuck people on the ass.
I'm gonna jump on the camp quarter!
Alright, let's ride!
Clip!
So, what do you say these things, do you see right here?
I see if there's lotion.
It used to be filled with like some sort of yellow shit, like mustard or whatever?
Mustard.
That whatever you see that there.
Spicy mustard.
But we already used it, so you don't see it.
It doesn't even mean anything now.
Got you. Appreciate you, baby. Thank you.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm sorry, I need to feel the impact. Little double kill.
Those little things give you evo points, which level up your armor so that you can go from a white to a blue to a blue to a purple.
Oh, this is a key point, Mr. Jack. I'll make you stop level up my weapons. What's the bad, good, bad?
You might have wiped out the enemies.
Are you? Maybe backpack.
Please, God, tell Jaycee to put attachments on his guns.
Wait, what do you mean for you, bro? What does that mean?
The extended flight thing? Can you fly with the lifeline?
It's when you like do that thing where you're floating on the thing in the middle.
Oh, of course, bro.
Hey, it's worthless. Don't even do it.
Okay, don't even use it. It's worthless.
It's garbage.
That one's good.
He's got enough things to learn than a hover drone that's garbage.
Well, that's what I was thinking, but he's already drawing, like, how are you doing this?
Yo, SMG, oh, SMG, I'm on...
Wait, you're picking your perks whenever you get to blue, right? In purple?
Just now he did.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah, I'm good.
Guys, I'm getting the feel!
I'm getting the feel!
Oh, shit.
Kind of like Lifeline.
They're taking this barrel.
Let me know, team player.
Backs out, we're good, buddy.
Grab that little barrel thing, put it on your hemlock.
On me, on me, on me, on me!
Wait, wait here.
Go find them.
Down them, down them!
Nice, Peanut.
You wanna make portal for them?
They're rushing into the bubble.
On the roof, on the roof.
I'm coming, Maltz! I'm coming!
Oh my god this is a stupid idea. This was very stupid.
Wait, give me the heal!
Turn around! Turn around!
Impressive! Turn around!
I got you, you nut!
I got you!
Now, charge!
He's rising somewhere out here in the rocket
He's flying in the air
go go go go we're getting that ass tattoo boy actually one actually one but it might
I'm not feeling currently.
DIE!
Stop!
Oh, you killed me.
God, six blocks left.
Six blocks, six blocks.
Man, what's that guy have?
Parking in, coming in!
Don't, they're dropping.
They're dropping, shoot, we're talking for everybody.
It's actually on me, on me, boys, on me, on me.
Yeah, back up
The way it was back what is back we were here
I'm doing that thing
Big improvement!
Big improvement!
Did you see that?
Nice, I played so good that game.
How much damage?
Might be a record damage.
246, let's f***!
Let's go!
New record damage, man. Thank you, bro.
Let's f***ing go.
I was literally
on the edge of the circle
when it took my last bit of health.
That was the closest we could have been to getting out of that situation.
Dare I say that one more?
Minimal nano centimeters.
Of course. Of course.
Oh my god. 246 chat screens on that.
I need the slideshots. I'm taking them to the user.
So wait, I went from 40 damage to 42 to 246.
I mean, that's what we call fucking improvement.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
246 damage is not good.
Yeah, bro, I'm a level 12,
going against like good players, bro.
Go fuck yourself.
Yeah, tell that guy once, one.
Fuck that person.
Yeah, let's, dude, let's stack up some...
Oh, well, nothing out of this.
I was in one shot.
I was in one shot.
This is...
The ass tattoo.
I don't know.
Even though I'm getting stuffed into a locker
and bent over a table repetitively
over and over and over,
I actually like can't find myself,
like not doing it.
Oh, I just wanna, I wanna get back in there.
what's all about that's what it's all about and all and and mr. hideouts has
cured us of the stream snipers he is in the chat saying he is he is on the case
watching diligently so peanut top three apex guns
in your video right now with the new changes hemlock has got to be
the matter right now hundred and fifty percent now let me crew you and mr.
jinx the r-99 is probably the best short range gun but you're gonna miss
50% of your shots if you haven't been practicing for 10,000 years in your mom's basement living
off dino nuggies. I would recommend the alternator. The Hemlock Alternative. Perfect combo for
you, Jay-Z. Perfect combo. Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Thank you.
Now, Mr. Jay-Z, I was getting word. People spread lies on the time. There's AI, chat,
rock but I heard that you were not putting attachments on your guns is that
true I know I would never you're talking crazy they're talking mad dude no I know
I would always I do it I knew it I knew they were talking
I do it. I do it. I do it. Yeah. No, I got you, bro. Always, dude. Of course. I'm not gonna mess around. Good. Good. Good. We just switch maps. Oh, no way. Yeah, I think it just gives you a random map, right? Or can you queue specific maps?
maps. You don't have time up but I thought the time was 24 hours is not 24 hours. Dude,
I never get um what you're gonna call it um Kings Canyon. I never get Kings Canyon. I
haven't got it. I think he took it out of the game thinking about it. It might be out
this season right now. Honestly. Wait, why would they take out Kings Canyon if it's um
like their first iconic map? Between four hours for right. I don't know. I have a
lot of maps right now and they kind of just like switch between a bunch so people
I see. Yeah, but what my question is is even if it's out of rotation, why can't I use it in the custom lobbies? That makes literally no sense
Just they just want people to be miserable. I guess I heard you've been ripped in cases, bro
Sure, I do you know I do
You and you pull anything. Yeah, what's your best pull in the past couple weeks? I thought myself a well-worn
One, um, Bowie knife, three hand.
Cut it right there.
Almost 90 dollars.
Bowie?
Mm-hmm.
How much?
Almost 90 dollars.
But, but, but I have traded up two times, one for a ruby something knife, and I don't
remember the name of it, it has a hole in it.
Night Bandit!
No, Night Bandit!
Oh my God, I'm gonna shit myself.
I also traded up for a carambit factory new a tiger tooth
Wait, so your trade-up's actually go well dude. I've never had a trade-up make profit yet. I've done like a
Yeah, the move there the way
Yeah
There is no way in CS
But the ROI is 5x so like cases is like 4% trade-ups are 20% so like it it like
It mitigates the bleeding, it mitigates the bleeding.
Exactly, exactly.
You should hop on CS2 with us sometime.
Yeah, I'm on CS like mostly every day here.
Actually, well, you're not invited this time,
because I already filled up all the slots.
But it's a 5v5 with Tim the Tapman, Vistmux, and Cloak,
so you know, you're done Thursday.
So what?
You're telling me about it.
Oh, wait, Thursday I'm busy.
Thursday, OK.
Thursday's the only day I'm busy, so it's OK.
Check stop.
Good, good, good, good, you're invited to the next one.
You have a taste and I'm giving it to you now.
Yeah, just texting them, I'm always down.
All right, guys, I like how we're at the corner of the map.
It's still the same.
We do have a team here.
They're on the green icon right behind me right now.
That's much?
They're like right now.
I'm handshaking my Centennial.
Nice.
Weapons and hands.
Centennial, hey.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god, I got a hemlock.
Sorry, brother.
We go towards it.
He blocked it.
Oh, I got myself a hair lock as well.
We're doing pretty good to find.
Already?
When you're close to people, didn't say are you aiming in
or are you no stripping?
He has an E-date.
No, you don't want to aim in.
Chief, I'm getting word that you
are skipping out on Thursday's CS2 night
for an E-date of the wise known as an internet date.
You said what?
I was lagging.
Yeah, let me speak a little bit.
I hear you're skipping out on Thursday because you haven't.
Internet date?
Is that what's going on?
So a little bit of a blue sex, by the way.
Let me explain it.
So basically, it's better.
So it's not an e-date.
It's a 20v1 in virtual reality chat.
Oh.
You'll be revisiting that one moment, JC.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
I'm not done with that Gobogers yet.
Oh, wait, they're all dead.
Help!
I'm in this god!
He's broken, he's broken.
You take care of my thing?
I can't throw this thing to me now, I'm like a psycho!
Oh, wait, they're revived, they're revived!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
That's fine.
You're welcome.
Shit, take me down.
I need some help.
Nice road.
Are we big?
And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
I like it.
There we go, guys.
He's gonna work, team.
I'm watching with their daddy, who is my daddy, too.
Maddie, Betty.
I missed it.
I missed the first part of that, but-
Snifers in effect. Snifers good.
Oh, so good.
You want a Crabber though?
You can already be damaged.
Yeah, sure.
I actually got my first Galactic Bow.
They're fun as fuck, dude. Oh my god.
Yeah, you want to use one of those?
Sentinels pretty good.
You can use your shield cells to charge up your sentinels
so that it does more damage for a time period.
So, hold up.
I think there's more pressing matters, Mr. Rod.
I do appreciate the help, but back to the E-Date.
You said it's a 1v20 internet date?
So, yeah, so it's well
Yeah, I got all the time in the world you take a moment you take a moment to yourself like it's not a internet
Okay, so basically
Okay, so it's like 20 so you're getting VR chat. Oh, yeah, I've heard of it
So yeah, it's 20 VR chat fine women and they're competing for love. Oh
Oh, you said VR chat?
Yes, and they're women
Yes, you mean like they're avatars women
Yes, and they're women playing the avatar. Yeah, how do you know the women though?
Look you guys look you guys um
Be careful. Don't get phantom pregnant. You gotta be careful out there. Jinx. Hey, what do you mean phantom pregnant?
You gotta be careful, you gotta be careful
So whip out the phantom cock on you faster than you can blink and boom, what do you know that?
You're taking phantom
maternity time off of work and
You gotta get a phantom carriage and you gotta set up a phantom room for you with the with the phantom lullaby
I get it now press down on the deep adency
And it pulls it to you and now you're either
And then do you only have one gun right now?
Yeah, but it's a hamlock. I thought I don't need should I get two guns? Yeah, right? You're gonna either want
See that's good you can use that close range or you can use e-k's or evas or mastiffs
You're shocking close range for sure. I think there's a team inside of this place here
Oh, they're reviving they're reviving charge
oh my god he's gonna win he's gonna be
I need to eat it
Drop on right here, you team maybe?
Drop on right there, it's much, it's much
Got more than one, you team there
Got one
Where?
Run me, run me
Down him, he dead, he dead
No, no, no, no, no, no
Oh
My goodness what's low it's low
I got you chief from bringing you back in don't you
there you go big man bring it back now y'all bring it back now
you can go back there and yoink your stuff off real quick that would be a good
extra nut you quit yoink quit yoink you died up there gonna make a little
portal okay? You're gonna take this, get yourself, take it back.
Absolutely bro, thank you, for real, thank you man.
You see if you want to heal it, and then you never use it to heal you guys.
Yeah, I didn't.
You want to go to the portal? Yup.
I'm gonna pop it, you're gonna take it, you're gonna go up the zipline, right in
front of it, and you're gonna get your body.
Go in it.
And then go up that zipline, and then all your stuff's in there.
If you're gonna make sure you get two guns, you're gonna use an M-lock, go
You don't need like a fuck what I am either or like you kind of need like three stacks of ammo
one for the shotgun
I'm not see you nobody
The pillow will actually go away so you're gonna have to run out on your own unless you can be fast enough to get it
Yeah close range bandit close range bandit we got this guys hey that actually is
stupid all right come on boys get over here boys let's get to the circle good
thinking good thinking walking in walking in like the looting it's so
fucking hard and then make sure you run with your hands oh but you're gonna
Run away, run with your hands up.
Thank you, bro, thank you.
Perfectly good offering.
She's playing.
Six more Teens, boys.
This might be the game.
It's really not.
I'm not in the beginning.
Looting is the highest.
No gaffer.
Once you get it, tell you'll be fine.
Six more.
Six more.
They're telling you still have no attachments.
you want me to let me know my god oh my god i'm going back i'm going back
yeah maybe i'll get one guy
oh i just killed him watch out watch out
one more i need some
oh there's your third
i've never seen you okay
there's a team on me as well
he's at his head down down down
there's your third
I'm coming guys!
Help us survive!
Yeah!
There's a lot of people up here.
This is a new team now.
So it's full squad.
Get to much, get to much!
I'm trying to go.
I'm trying to help you.
I think I'm going to make you a pro so you can cross.
My ultimate is ready!
Careful.
Stay alive, stay alive.
You watching, one shot!
Down him down him
Chasing my shit
One's low HP
Down deep head you see you memorized the controller by just you
I'm going to walk up, I'm going to stop the drone.
You want to die?
I'm going to be here long though, the zone's moving.
You want to get out of here soon.
He's going to one shot right here.
We're going to finish him off.
Come with me.
You want to die?
You want to die?
Oh, another team just finished him off.
We're going to use that.
Charge him.
Do you want a death?
Do you want a death penalty?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm down on them.
There's a team that's driving right here.
Get to the road.
Get to the road.
Get to the road.
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's move.
We're going south.
We're going south.
Yeah, we're going east.
We're going east.
I got a here. There's a paper of your penis. Oh, good. Thank you. Good. Thank you
He's red. He's red creature here. You see that have the icon and all that shit
Okay, maize
You hit one head show us that I'll show you a picture of my butthole
Okay, we're gonna let's just hit this way boys. We don't want to get gatecapped
We go him like we all
Oh, my god, they go him like I mean, so there's go him like in there
You
Might be a feet guy. I'd be a feet guy. Come on, baby. That's your say. Let's do your say. I don't fucking know
I'm for me for a win. Oh, apparently if you get the infinite ammo
If you see something it says if they ammo you can use
I'm going to fucking destroy those boys.
There's a team over here boys.
Team over here.
They're gonna be in this side.
Watch out!
They're gonna be south somewhere.
Can we drive this thing?
You gotta be dead.
You gotta be dead.
You can't just go in the thing.
Gotta be dead.
Come here.
Okay.
You got your left here?
Yeah.
Where?
Uh, toward the tree line I think.
Oh yeah, yeah, you got me?
I'm on the road.
Behind the car.
Behind the car.
He's going back.
oh he's getting away! go go go!
they don't run anywhere, alright, fuck i'm chasing
oh he's one shot, he's one shot!
down them!
fuck, fucking work, fucking
ah!
you are going to get in the habit of running, so come on here
this is yours
one left, one left
i'm going to stop, stop
is he in the tree stuff?
on the other side of the tree, maybe
maybe maybe
There's gonna be a bunch of seniors all over the world in front of us.
Oh my goodness!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
I'm gonna snipe the fuck out of somebody when I see it
Charging my continual!
Okay, there's some on the orange tank, you see? There's a guy down here on me, down left on the building, they're fighting on the building
Wait, I need energy for the sorry check
Down what? Down what? Right here? Down him!
Okay, all right listen to me. They're running!
If you guys look toward me, there's a building over here
They all have to rotate towards us from that building. We are in the zone.
Alright, back up.
Good rush, good rush!
Alright, we just hold.
Are there sheep?
Fuck them! You be broke, you be broke!
We're holding them in, boys. We're holding them in.
You got right behind you, boss.
Yeah.
Okay, one team's blind.
We're blinding.
We should kill the C behind us, boys.
On the box on the box.
I'm going to the tree on me.
This is a little lower, I mean.
Crack them, try to shoot.
I'm dead.
One more on the left here.
On this path on you.
There's a bunch of money in my new.
He's low, I'm going to chop.
He's low, I'm going to chop.
He's low, I'm going to chop.
He's low, I'm going to chop.
He's low, I'm going to chop.
He's low, I'm going to chop.
Nice.
One down, one down!
That's it!
Get back up, Jhinx, get back up, get back up!
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Oh, it's on us!
Give me it on us, give me it on us!
Jhinx, use your ultimate, if you have it.
Kill the little circle man.
Give me down!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
Yeah
Use your little LB on you and then down there
Right now we have zone we're good
I don't know, I did a lot of damage.
Alright, you want to push this guy on the left peanut?
I'm not for that, is he alone?
I don't know, where to find out after he push him.
He's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it!
I'm on him, wait for me.
I think he's solo, follow him, follow him, follow him, follow him, follow him.
I'm doing it, oh my!
I'm on you, Rugga.
I'm staying with you, Rugga.
I'm gonna get up on top of the rocks, look for it.
right here in the open you can see we're gonna shot someone
wait can i shoot him in the force field?
don't shoot him in the force field but shoot him out of there
oh i got a cleaver i got a cleaver
i got a cleaver boys
is there a bullet drop in the sky?
yes yes yes
okay
nice
oh my goodness
All right the brave killed one it's your teams they're both in this other truck
Okay, if I can hear each other cool
We all about what I'm shot
Oh now
You have your first film on tree use the force film on tree
I got one more dead.
He's rising right now.
He's a crazy guy.
Hold him again, come here, come here, Jesse.
Keep going to the hill.
Keep going to the hill, they're down here.
I got you.
I got you.
You fucking suck.
Hey, the range over here.
I saw him do a little Hoosie-noosie.
I got stuff.
I got one bullet in the chamber.
I had no, oh, I had no, oh, I had no kills.
Oh, okay.
007.
Ah, you'll get killed next game.
What do you make up for it?
You guys had 21 kills, sweet mother of pearl.
Yeah, well, got nine, I got 10.
You were cooking there, Mr. Jinx.
You were cooking, you were cooking.
Dude, I don't know, I feel like here's what it was.
You guys watch any basketball?
No, never, no.
I know about Michael Jordan and LeBron James.
Okay, so what I'll say is like, there was this player,
he was a point guard, his name was John Stockton.
He didn't really score much points,
but he got so many assists.
That was kind of me.
I wasn't scoring, but I was assisting,
you know what I'm saying?
I was assisting you guys.
God, okay, so you kind of marinated it,
and me and Rogue finished the guys off.
Don't you dare, don't do that to the goal.
Okay, look, what I'll say is, thank you guys for carrying me.
Anytime.
Dare I say another?
Perhaps one more, perhaps one more.
I'm playing this game for the next three hours,
so yeah, I just forgot to meet, but perhaps one more.
I
Had to know that was only for that one game. I was like that one game. No
And I think you are a jade you would guy
Vapax is all the abilities
I do try to be a good fella.
Help out the friends.
Let's go.
Free kind of shake.
Free kind of shake.
Free kind of shake.
You have two guys again?
He's there by favorite looking.
Not a butterscreen.
He's done.
He had to give it up on Tarkov.
I'm gonna talk up or I'm gonna talk up get him out of here.
Listen, if I would back to talk up right now,
every single game would have seven wizards and pointy hats
flying around me casting fireballs right at the resort.
There's literally no way we can play talk up anymore.
Although I would love to.
Although I would love to.
That would be impossible.
Maybe one day we'll try it.
They would try that, but I guarantee you will go like CMP.
He will assist, two two guns, it will be absolutely horrible.
It will be actually helping, it will be reviving,
choosing the abilities.
I mean that's huge.
That's just how it goes, that voice.
Like I said, it's just-
That's just how it goes.
John, stop, let's thank y'all out there.
Not here to score points.
Here we go, ready?
Not here to make 3-4.
And I heal!
We are sitting here, we're not here for time.
You know, I think I've rescued twice that game,
right?
You know, you're perfect with the ultimate,
and then you heal me.
That was perfect technique, perfect technique.
Hey, thank you, man. Oh, yeah. I was really yeah, that's what it's about. It's about it's about team game
Exactly. This is a team game team game
But all bullshit. I gotta get a kill
The lifeline actually isn't supposed to have like the most because nothing else you know
But but but it was her part in the game is just support just very good
Guys, they got purple stuff already!
Oh, good virgin decent!
Wouldn't it?
Bro, I got an extended heavy mag.
Close to the Accelerate regen.
Okay, so the heavy mag is good because you're going to use it on your Helmlock.
And if you look at my icon on the main map, this is the heavy ammo icon right here.
That's arsenal, so it has all the heavy guns on it.
Pick the one you want.
And then put your...
You have a mag, right?
Put your mag on the gun, okay?
And then use the buttons on the side.
I
Think you my boy walk up to grab the hemlock right
Meg on the headlock if it doesn't already go on automatically. He sees a floppy. I'm sure he's a jacket
I'm gonna say to the replicator. Okay, you probably have he plays a man of many times. Absolutely
Mm-hmm. What's the replicator? Oh, sorry, that thing you're on, the arsenal, sorry, up here.
L-starts. No, no, the thing that you're looking at, like, the object holding the guns, go to the side of it.
There's a button. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hold the button. It gives you a free attack.
Hand-penlaw. Dude, thank you, bro. Wow.
And so the every gun type has an arsenal like that where you can go to the thing
and you can grab, like, a free attack for the gun, and a gun you want, obviously.
Mm-hmm
16's already back
Oh my goodness
I'm going to die!
I'm going to live forever!
There's a team up top, I'm going to flank them.
Oh my god, guys, guys, guys, I'm dead.
I'll kill them.
I don't know.
Alright, let's go this way.
No, you know what I do good. I'm gonna fuck it. I'm taking shot. All right. We have to go to the
Yeah, I do see I do see it. Yeah
Probably yeah, probably
All right, this is normally
It's normally when I close the book here
Okay
Well, don't worry mr. Roach is gonna get his back and we'll just kill him
He is actually even I'm surprised you got better that guy was not hit this time
You buy get the guy pretty easy
All we're gonna do is go to the replicator we're gonna craft you we're gonna res ya
Gonna have to relu though, that's the problem. We're gonna have to do a little re-looting it's okay. That's okay
That's wrong with looting
I
Can go
The squads are gone. I see if I ask you maybe
Okay, look he is
Come on that gentleman back there
Somebody said there's like a car behind you. No
Oh
Oh that you come on his background on his stream that's a green screen. Yeah
It's fake it's fake it's fake
Yeah, really he's streaming under a bridge in the middle Los Angeles
He's wants to appear high class I will this was little boys there's not a lot
here thoughts on let's go self and wait wrote did you kill the other do the
stream I did not say to me so that maybe that's weird of you to live in a guy
No one's ever heard that would be why it looks like that cheap
Follow me boy right in there right in there
All right, we're gonna leave this little key why I wish I was gonna be a little slow
So bro, how'd you park a car in your room though?
I didn't I just put up a green screen and I
He's just really good at it. I mean what if I just have a good one
Well if I theoretically had a car
I would say theoretically we'll present theoretically. Yeah, let's get my theoretically had a car behind me
I would just simply back it out
Yeah
They have these walls that open the garage they're called garages they're pretty do
Yeah, sometimes he turns the car on mid-stream just to heighten stakes
Yeah, sometimes when I really want to die I just turn it on close the door
In the game of course it ain't excellent. It ain't like that. It ain't like that. That's right. That's exactly right
Mm-hmm
You take off there was a heavy man
Theoretically even existed with car theoretically if it was a car it would be a BMW M4 and it got rambler
We're all the people add
I mean boys, I mean
How they keep sneaking up on us
I'm gonna be on my right on the rocks
Get you better
You pad?
I- I- I- I- He's following me, he's following me.
He's going through your portal, watch out!
Oh no, he's not, no he's not!
He's on me, searching!
GET IT!
I- I- I'm not sure if you need that jump pad!
That fuck does it, screw us!
I got spiked in the ass!
I'm not yet to do that.
C'mon bro, you got this.
WHERE IT MAKES HIM!
I
Oh, there's my kill.
Oh, it's a guy.
Like a...
WENDEDGE!
Oh, top three.
How are you repairing your shield with overflow inside the circle?
Because gas doesn't hurt armor, gas hurts flesh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, you got this too.
Let's get your boys up.
Let's get your boys up.
Focus on the dub here.
If you want to, I wasn't going to say anything.
Bro, were you when you were there?
You hit that guy, right?
You hit that guy.
I think I think I actually did.
I'm going to be kind of low, I'm going to have to run.
Good, pretty good.
Come on, Red.
You're doing pretty good.
Gals, he's taking it.
He's great for the faster which is better.
Yeah, or portal a little bit faster
Not not the not the
Facing this thing. I don't think you move faster. No, it's a portal thing that was free faster, right?
I don't mind that zone. Oh my god, you have a use
Oh
You've got to be fisting me
Fuck man, I thought I could still make it with the fucking crap. Oh here. That boys
What about well hold up wait a minute what yeah if we did one more
I've been on for eight hours.
I've been on for eight hours.
Yeah, the halfway point.
I've heard of it.
You've not played for 16 hours.
How many hours have you been on?
What?
The?
Okay, four hours.
I'm gonna hit the hay, dude.
But, you know, I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go.
CS go, bro.
I'm always down, man.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
All right.
Okay.
You're good.
I'll tell you what you do the next CS2 Hoosie-Doozie.
You can hop on it.
You can hop on it.
You can hop on it.
You can hop on it.
You can hop on in chief.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, sorry for selling guys, let's get it.
Ah, no worries.
We had a good time.
We got a W.
That's what it's all about.
It's all about.
All right, guys.
Peace out, man.
Have a great night.
Godspeed, Jus, and good play to Jeff.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
All right, Mr. Rode.
Who do we grab as our third?
Who is the lucky dog?
What about our boy, Max?
Max Holloway?
If you guys want since Jack set out I could sit out drag comes back you max track
You have a few choices here. Hmm. We could do that would be fair. That would be fair. We got fair me
Max and rack that would be very fair. Let me see. Let me see. Let's see. Let me text Mr. Max
Text Mr. Max
Would you like
to come play with us right now then i'll text mr drake and say hop on right now young man
immediately at once
now all right there we go okay all right now
Now we've got two in the chamber. We'll see which one fires, if both.
It says Drak is off by, so Drakby.com. Let's give it like two minutes.
There's also Taxi if we get no reply anywhere.
Taxi's Dana's. Is it like seven in the morning over there?
This aren't as good at Apex. I mean, no, we'll just pretend it's anything else.
Oh, I think he lives in Vegas.
Oh, yeah, well, because the mob.
I forgot about that.
The mob made him move to Vegas or whatever.
I remember that.
I didn't know Sweden was so plagued with mobs, or mobs,
or not Danish.
No, not Sweden.
We were Danish people living in, not Sweden.
Denver.
Wait, what is it?
What place?
What is it?
Denmark.
Denmark.
Denmark.
Denmark.
Denmark.
Yeah, I don't know if Denmark would still play with mobs.
I'm surprised he made a move.
He must have been doing something bad.
He's probably dangerous, honestly.
That's just probably dangerous.
He's probably a dangerous guy.
But you wouldn't want to screw that guy over.
You'll take a switchblade to you.
Yeah.
Make you drink currently milk or something,
or whatever silly goose things they do over there in Denmark.
Hey, with X, you see, I don't know who that is.
I don't know. I don't know who that is.
Made it. I made a new slur for Slur's Saturday.
Good work, Genji.
Oh, Kaisa's playing, but you said he's not playing?
He's not playing Apex though?
Wait, Kaisa's on right now but he's not playing Apex?
He's playing eight ball pool.
Oh, yeah, we will get him off that he loves his he loves his city who's games
Mmm, we I'm not getting a response from max. No, I miss a drag. I
Perhaps we give it one more 60 second roll and and see what's going on
And if nobody replies there, do we want to pick up an apex player perchance per baby?
Is is drag or max on a way of these treatment if this feeling is going to ten ask him
We see that is not streaming. Okay. What about mr.
Well, I'm kick right yeah max is on kick
He's me name bless MMA me no
But that's not that I don't know why I thought it would be that we do I think I see is max hallway
Okay, maybe okay
Yeah, let me look he's not got offline. Yeah, well, how long do you have line one hour ago?
That shit we could pick up an apex pro
So, that could be cool, or Gen-G's in chat?
Gen-G's might be too good at the game.
Okay.
She might be too good.
Well, honestly, let's get Gen-G here.
That way we win every game.
Yeah.
Gen-G!
Where did you go?
Taxi wants to play?
But I hate taxi.
So like there's that.
Well actually I hate whoever I don't play with tonight.
Either Genji or Taxi.
Whoever doesn't join I hate.
Well, I will see flip of the coin. Oh
Genji welcome in
What's up guys?
This way. Oh wait, I forgot you didn't sleep. You've been up for a long time. What the heck you mean?
Pretty sure I did. Oh, no peanut that was yesterday
Yeah, I'll all the days
Hey, remember on Sunday?
Sunday, yeah.
Yeah, so I woke up at two.
Two, what?
And I didn't go to sleep until today at two.
Oh.
Okay, that makes sense, that makes, okay, we'll hop on in.
I was gonna say we should get more people in place
see us too.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
I was actually like practicing um yesterday someone was helping me learn the game taxi and summit taxi and summit
We did play with some last night. That was a blast. I see some attacks you to it right now
Let's take some types of what you have ties you got the right rogue
This evening did Danish people get phones Danish people are a lot of fun. You're thinking of honest people. Oh
Oh, that's when they get yeah, if they have even 4g their God will hate them
So we look at him on the old discord along you give him on the discord give him on the discord
And we've got and we've got some it and we want a five
Cringy Genji joining to ruin penis great content
Yeah, tell him Genji don't let him get away with that I would take that don't get away with that
Don't get away with that. You let him get away with that. I would like to get away with that
You tell us that
Croucher, that's my new slur. Oh, holy shit
Oh my goodness, that's a good one. I'm back to the book
I love messing with people. All right, so bro, you taxi taxi who says he's not much right?
uh
I'll do it too fuck.
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
I can take someone as well.
Here, let me try it.
He's in a game right now though that looks like it just started, so that kind of sucks.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Well, if we don't have Drac, we should be able to queue with less than five people, yeah?
Let's do it.
It doesn't have a rank either actually, which kind of sucks.
No, no, he's a hidden rank.
Yeah, he's a hidden rank.
That's different.
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Alright, alright.
Let's do this GS2, let's do it.
He said he's down after his current game with who taxi okay taxis is on his way after his current game
Good, good, did you how?
Psyched are you or the rust idea on Friday?
Yes
Yeah
I sent you DM though because oh so much that he's down to play after his current game. Okay all check
I didn't see that.
OK, because I, yeah, I was like, oh my gosh,
I was freaking out.
I'm going to find them.
Oh, welcome.
Welcome in, Taxi.
Hello.
How are you on this fine day, good sir?
Fantastic.
That's good to hear.
I hear you are Danish as always.
You guys on different?
No, you sound great.
You guys are sexy.
Yeah, you sound really good.
Remember how we were telling you, you sounded really good when you got your new PC?
Yeah, well that was just like this part of the thing.
I don't, I'm telling you, you just sound really good since you got your new PC.
I was playing the old mic, but definitely...
No, your mic definitely improved, you like fix such settings?
Huh.
I'm gonna go jump in lava in Minecraft with a hundred levels okay that's
I didn't do what you did
Though I did die with
Just got the match boys two to one two to one
All right, okay, I'm in the game. What you boys at I'm coming
I'm low. I'm faster. Well, hopefully we can play without five people because it's something's gonna be a while
It's two to one in this game. Why you boys had blown up. I'm gonna have a couple quick cases
It's gonna take two minutes. Okay
One moment boys one moment couple case I literally streamed myself doing it to you the other night
Do you want?
Yeah, what's my dog on this one washing your dog?
Yeah, exactly. I do that too sometimes
I like to wash my pet goldfish.
What? Good.
Um, excellent.
Gotta keep the cardio up.
Exactly.
You got a couple of these?
I've seen one moment, boys.
Destroyer of the world.
This is warning graphics driver out of date.
That doesn't mean nothing.
That's the thing trying to infect your mind.
They're trying to get you that that they're AI. That's AI. That's AI they they're saying
What if the AI are actually ran by aliens?
You know alien intelligence. Yeah, exactly
Now invite
I
Used to ask AI like where I could find like items on the internet and said looking on Amazon
And if I would say give me direct links and it would just a makeup legs. They just be fake legs
All those things are I don't know I don't think we're as far as we think we are
Or maybe you're just way smarter than AI
That is the only plausible explanation. Are you marker sniffer?
Who here is marker sniffer
Okay, there's the room where's where's taxi ad?
Well, let's see if you can play with four people and see
Not Mrs. Gigi, you did not join.
Oh, oh yes, I accepted.
Hopefully it lets us cause wait, is it just a hidden rank or is that the no rank?
Wait, what, I don't have a rank.
Yeah, I think you have will we all have hidden ranks so that that we'll just have to take a gander and see if we can play
Says when four more matches because sadly we have only won two matches
We won like two matches no way that's we won like a hundred
You've only won two matches
Wait on six this week rude your twenty thousand. Yeah, I got place. I I don't think we'll play together without seven
I
It's not it's not that bad
Yeah, the shows I won more it's because I wasn't with peanuts
Well, even if we can't play without summit we could just do competitive instead of premiere for the one game
And that we should probably finish that quicker. Where's taxi ad?
Hey, why would me why does tax you do it? What's you do it you pooping you poopy
You poopy
Well, oh, he's walking his dog, yeah, there's actually no way he's fucking walking his dog.
He told you, he's gonna walk his dog.
He's walking his dog.
Yeah.
Right now.
He's actually walking his dog.
Oh.
Of course.
I mean...
Don't you ever walk your dog, Peanut?
Of course, sometimes I just hop about a stream and say,
and say, hey guys, I'll be back in 30,
gonna walk the old dog.
Gotta walk, sorry guys,
I'm gonna take a quick 30 minute break
in the middle of this,
I gotta walk the old dog.
Sorry, sorry guys,
gotta walk the old dog in the middle of this game.
Boys, of course.
I do that all the time.
That's, boys, I gotta walk the old dog.
Sorry guys, be right back.
Let's see what you've done.
Yeah, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
You don't even leave your house.
There's no way you walk your dogs
So not in the middle of the street. I we a might we have to foreign ranking. We cannot play
So we have
Carried to that rank and now we can't game with them. Let's do what yeah, let's do a competitive
I carried you got carried
I'm getting you pretty good player
I would do a quick competitive to warm up while we wait for Mr. Summit to taxi to finish
walking his dog at 11.22pm on a Monday.
day. You were with us last night, didn't you, right? When we played with truck and summit?
What are the laws I carried back? No, like $7,000 in lobbies.
I wouldn't blame you guys.
Top five times you walk. Yeah.
I don't do that. Yeah, last night, I did get carried. I did. That was too much for me.
I see. Well, let's run this one. Let's do this.
We read that. Let's do this.
I'm vertigo? What is that?
Well, well, now we can't.
What? Wait.
Change it up. We're going to swap.
I'm not going to change it so hard.
We do a quick swap. See, there's a...
What about this map?
Are you like this one?
Oh, I like that one.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. I like that one, too. It's totally...
good good I'm so excited for us I don't I'm telling you I I honestly probably
like won't get off that game for the first week I won't shower it's gonna be
it's gonna be I it's gonna be incredible it is gonna be incredible well I have I'm
telling you I'm in texting people like mad I've got the entire peanut
productions working on I've got my agency working on it I've got all the
guys over one of one service working on it we have we have we have breaking this
thing out hopefully what's we're thinking about starting Friday Friday at
stream time
my mic sound bad louder louder he's been louder than you
oh yeah there's something wrong with my mic since I got my new PC and there's
Yeah, Mike Wires.
He founded Google or something.
I forgot what the word is.
Well, it says, Genji has a deep voice right now.
No, that's my morning voice.
I just woke up.
Genji, I just sent you a screenshot of the profile
of the guy that's going to add you on this word.
Okay, thank you so much.
Oh, wait. I've played this map before.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
You're here.
I
You like this earlier guess you get guess you gave me this was that she's letting me borrow it
What it's in your backhand I was way over here talent knife was that I we turned your left her life
Ruby talent knife
Guess you gave that
I'm so excited to be in.
It's like, it's cool.
Oh my god, pause the line.
One more.
Okay.
Hold on. Up here.
Lock in.
Oh, why do you keep knocking?
Why do you keep knocking? Fast?
WAAAHHH!
Nice try.
I
Could try
And I'm it I was handed boys if the boys just come freezing his hairline I could hit him
got him!
maybe not him
i think i did it there harder
another one!
maybe right there on pink
what?
we did pretty good
one more?
I
SMG is not the play I feel like
It's just pretty good you that P90 it rips him apart
Yeah, but I couldn't afford that. I still can't afford it poor
Let's try the auto shoddy
He's pretty snazzy.
Oh my...
Really giving it too much!
Fucking...
Where'd they go from the ground?
As much!
Owl?
I don't know.
Move my legs.
Oh my god! They're just standing there behind the smoke, two of them!
I'm walking.
I see him.
You blew me back off.
Glasses.
Nice shot.
Come on.
You jinxed your cat.
I took you about a shot of you.
You were pretty good.
Wait.
Can you?
Okay.
You want the right?
One might be left corner.
Good to see you're not banned
From what?
You're about
Shooting a guy like a week. Yeah, it was only 30 minutes. Oh
No, no, there'd be a beat
No, brist mm-hmm guy was ratting behind us it's slide on
All right boys, what if we try to do an A-push about that?
on each side. What the fuck you die already there's one that won't die. Oh my god. He said
there's a bomb. Okay. All right. All right. I also love to get shot by a 12 gauge shot
I've got six times from five meters and be completely fine.
Like you do, like you do, like you do, like you do.
I'm shocked, boys, I'm shocked.
Yeah, I didn't know you had to put it in their mouth for it to do more than ten damage.
I think we go A again because I feel like the shockings are worse on A, but that's
just me.
Well, I got the ZK now.
I'm gonna do the shotgun jump
There shotguns I mean
Okay, he's using an auto guys. He's using an auto
I have not seen one person use an auto. Is an auto allowed in Korea? Is that why I haven't seen it?
I've not seen an auto this entire time I've been playing. Wait, how did he come from where I just came from?
using an auto
Oh, oh, you know, what's that mean?
You know what an auto is?
Yeah, but what does it help if I know that they're using an auto if they use an auto?
It's an unspoken rule that down we can use an auto
That's what I started using it. Okay. Are you?
You know what out of there?
Oh, I don't snipe it. I'll just
I
Get on my nerves we have to do something about that fella
Dude
There's three upstairs the action time of wet sandwich
I saw you, Gigi. I think no one saw that. I think no one saw that. Gigi, I was watching.
I saw you, then. I saw you, then.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is weird.
Hell yeah.
AutoSybe was weird and OP not respected. Exactly, exactly.
We found it not on the mod.
They used it first, boys.
Oh, and that Ali...
ssssss
Jet Boy is...
He's Italian?
Italian?
Yeah, he's Italian. He's Italian.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Yeah, bro, this is not crazy.
We didn't drop that slide!
This is a crazy fucking natural.
What, what, what?
We didn't get numbers!
Good luck guys, good luck Odyssey, that's all I'm gonna say.
I already eat lunch.
I think we need to sit in corners like they do.
Yeah, but we can't really because we've got a plan.
Oh that's true.
We'll do it next round.
We'll give a taste of their own medicine to them, right?
Oh, using arms and bottles?
What the hell is this?
What is this?
He's like over here his gun
He's in this room here
They're
Oh shit, we should have crossed and shot.
You're dry, you're dry.
Dry.
We got this next one boys, hundred percent.
I say we do Mac 10 Rush A.
You go ahead and say it.
Mac 10 Rush A, no helmet, no armor.
I'm gonna do armor.
Okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mac 10 Rush A, Mac 10 Rush A.
That would be me boys.
oh my oh good heavens what about what about that 10 rush be instant mac 10 rush be
yeah I don't think that worked out very well that one okay like what all right
All right
Okay, that's the reason we get up this map the bed here. I'm no water
That's actually a call. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All the sea dogs
Bees we can bust her
Turn back I mean you came up
Sorry to figure out where I'm going
you've got the grenades, Mr. Rode.
You can spot him here.
Take them.
Take!
Back in.
No one!
Nice.
Nice!
Smoke!
I need to work on my aim, you know.
Oh, he's too good.
He's a master.
I'm going back.
Hey, shockers.
Yeah.
Maybe we go back.
Your teammate does have it.
You didn't clue sight.
You let him have a late rotator though.
Watch your immediate left.
Right here and there.
He's left.
He's left.
Oh my.
Nice.
No.
No.
It's an odd guy.
What are these guys using?
Odds?
Autos?
You guys crazy?
What is going on?
I'm just going in balls walls.
This is going to be insane.
Watch this.
Balls, balls, balls, balls.
Got it.
Oh my.
As we push really hard.
The three.
The four got me.
Got him.
How is he not dead?
Got it!
One three.
Support's got me.
Got it!
How is he not dead?
Panting the bomb!
Okay.
Oh!
That was a lot.
He's coming, come get me, come get me, stop!
Nice, let me help you.
I like that, I like that, little snack for you, huh, little midnight cap.
Good work boys, good work.
We're cooking down boys, we're cooking down, we got the ball rolling, fame was not.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
all right all right very chill very chill great aimed if you could do that
oh fuck me gosh what is he doing right there
I
93 that's okay. This is a CT sided map easily easily
He's gonna hold the sides down. We got a split between them evenly one man to each side your top
I'll take me rogue
Genji you guys take B other two in guys these nuggets you guys take a
I'm playing B you said the BBB 18 there I see a boat like there 18 later. I need to push it
I need to push me
Yep
One B, one B
Another
No one got one, they're pushing, pushing
What's up?
I'm dead
On the day
Oh shit
That's our site, maybe?
Any corner
Reduce
Reduce
Oh, good work, team!
Damn, okay. Nice.
Not too shabby, boys. Not too shabby!
Oh, really? Someone is done with this game.
We can't leave this game out. We get a ban?
Yeah, we can't.
Oh, I see.
Wait, this is competitive, I don't know.
I think you should get a ban.
I think so.
What, you get a ban from me? Leave me dependent?
Yes.
Stupid ban.
Bad, still a ban.
You could just hop off the map.
We could just let them work. Oh, well, then we might get reported for
To our teammates, I'll just play out the game. It'll be quick
Unless we come back and it's not quick and I'm coming back. Yeah, I'm coming back to you
Smoking like you last twice
I
Should work with that coming back to you
No, not this game, I don't think
Wait
Fucking lurking
Oh, it's gonna fuck on me, oh my god.
Maybe we can bully one guy into quitting and then surrender.
I think he's going A because I heard his scope.
The new meta.
The new meta!
The new technology.
Fresh out the oven boys. Fresh out the oven. New technology. Never seen before.
He was going to be seen.
Can we get him? Believe in the team, peanut.
I did not want to have that at all. But, here we can kick each other.
what that what you can also get in by killing a teammate while they're
Okay, all right, buddy, why don't you I test them down out live fire?
That shit was funny.
Rush B.
Superb light, rush B.
Throwing fire.
Okay.
Throwing and release.
Got him!
Cross.
I
Let's just finish up this game. We just feel real quick. Let's just watch murder of get 13 points win get seven
Um, can someone buy me a gun, please?
Yeah
I got you. Oh, my. Push me. Push me. Push me. Push me. Push me. I got one. One behind
you yeah he's that way wait just kidding
keep right good break you behind you okay well I don't know what a decor
grenade sounds like I never hear them.
Get shit on, Rogue.
I'm pushing first, so don't catch me up guard this time.
Did I hit it? I didn't do an A.
Maybe.
That'd be a wrap.
There!
Yeah.
You're right.
I
Do
I can't finish the job. I'm sorry, Tane.
Oh, good.
Oh, dead in the head.
I was looking for a drink.
Good trick. Good try.
Let's switch to this one.
Oh, welcome in, Mr. Summit. Welcome in.
What's up, dude?
Nothing. Just about to win this game real quick.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
about to win this game real quick, grab it.
How'd you know?
That's how you do it, boys.
Oh my god, he had an auto, no way. I'm stealing this.
Dude, there's no way there's that guy sitting in the corner.
They want to use this, I'll use it too.
There's two over at the other church.
I
Oh
Music out of the rest of the game let's wrap it up quick boys
Why Mr. Summit?
Hey, could I have a gun?
Oh, Mr. Rove, give it to them.
Thank you.
Are you mid?
got it!
he's one of us
bro, open it
hey, how you doing?
short martin!
REEF!
It's a room you're doing pretty good.
Well, 18 kills.
Not doing too bad yourself buddy.
Thank you good.
Good job.
Good job.
Quick, 18 kill.
Twinsy, K7%
I have 10 assists.
What the f-
Okay, Jinxie.
What?
Yo.
Am I here nothing made boys?
I think they're eight. I think they're eight.
It's watch.
Oh, right.
That might be the fastest buck.
Oh, I see. I know. I think they got it back.
I'm beauty boy, beauty.
Me?
Call me then!
Hmm.
I'll just force him here.
I can...
I'm not going to talk to you, I'm just going to go back and switch.
No one made it?
Oh.
You don't have to put the bottom of the ladder, will you get...
Is that not a thing? Is that not a thing in this game?
Where are they?
Just check to talk.
Riding till we rotate, and then...
They're gonna be like right here, Peanut.
Whether to or right, actually, in this one.
It's rush, it's rush.
Oh my...
Seriously, my teammate just shot me in my fucking head.
Me, not me, not me.
Me, me, me.
Peanut, come here. Peanut, come here now.
Peanut, come here now. Peanut, come here.
Rush, rush, rush, rush. Shoot this.
Shoot this. Wait, guys.
How was that?
What just happened?
What the theory was is that you hit him.
Guy missed.
I
Love it
I didn't see the guy on my right
We will clean this up!
This guy's locked in.
Two kind of eggs!
Oh my god!
No way!
I'm too shabby!
I'm too shabby at all!
Locked in boys!
Locked in!
We all five in there?
Yes, yes, she's right.
I don't know, did he like one?
I don't think I did anything now.
I don't know, no, I'm not certain.
I think I saw something in the tunnel, I see.
Okay, perfect fire.
Good technique, good technique.
I have to write that one down,
jot it down and click.
It might be in the shitters again, that's just a guess.
Let's see a little beat, let's see.
There are the shooters again!
Not him!
Nice.
He has the bomb.
Are we super-duper serious right now?
Oh my god!
Wait, what?
Oh my god, why are they all in the shooters?
Please god, please god, gentlemen.
Take the shot, take the shot, take the shot.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh
The work team
If I could put here that off again, I would be great. Oh
You want to go on the balls balls
Yeah, rogues you I got my hair on your teeth
oh my god they're right there yep they're at a all right all right
Okay
What a sweet delight sweet little
Up
What oh I got him I got him I got it good work
We buy actually we this boys 11 to 12 11 to 12. He might win this one
We're on the comeback
Oh man, this is a team effort boys, this is a team effort you lucky lucky. We got this
I
Come on
It's just a touch.
One more one.
I need you to bash it.
Die!
Damn, okay.
Got you, got you.
You're nice.
Oh, he's right there!
Oh, nice.
So we got him over time?
Oh.
Hi.
You just tie in 12, there's no over time in this game mode?
That's better, because we got two more.
Who a kind of bullshit is that over time in the in the thingy
All right, either way good come back either way we took them to dinner either way we took them to dinner
But you watch sorry you ready go. Oh
Taxi's muted again. We might be get another play of him. I don't be I don't be I don't even get it
Oh
Wait, oh taxi, I just don't know how you've been doing that if you was walking your dog again at
1155 p.m. On a Monday
This is the mob the mob making me do that and shit is the mob making you walk your dog at 1155 be able to do
Monday
You just couldn't wait two minutes, huh?
Just spin some fucking cases. Oh, I'll spin some cases. I'll spin some cases pal. I get this gold. You're gonna be jealous
But a fly-dive factory new emerald right here. Look at that
Who are purple
Factory do purple mr. Taxi
But they don't have that in Danish land or whatever the shit
Check this one out. Check this one out right here. You would be highly oh my god
Who was it
They wish it was 70 bucks
I mean, yeah, it's good for a trade-up you put a little trade-up
Oh, I got a peek I got a peek!
Well, one.
This is a good well worn at all.
That was pretty nice for a well worn boys.
Perhaps one more then we just get out of the game.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm, of course.
Is Samit ready?
Oh!
Yes! Yes!
No!
That should be illegal!
How does it do that to me?
How does it do that to me?
Do that.
pinching me. That's what I want. Get in here, Summit. It's time to win. It's time to win.
So maybe when you're dead, you can spectate me and draw a couple of notes down. What do
you think about that, somehow? You're paying paper next year? You're paying paper next
year, Summit? What are you saying? What's you saying, man? You're moat pad and pencil
next to you
You little note
Tell me strats. Oh, I was thinking maybe when you die you can watch my my screen and you can kind of see what's going on
You don't want to take a note
What the FPS gamer of the year?
LeBron James, but just the game of the year. I'll fuck him ever
That's something like that something like that
Something like that
All right boys. This isn't no competitive. All right, Jinjin rogue. That was that was the easy round
they were in port of parties for God's sake this is the real time this is the
real time I can't waste luck in I'm gonna go take a quick pee-pee to refresh
I need to change this signal what the fuck are the guns?
are you okay? take a quick pee-pee to refresh?
do you think the vibe is the peachy thousand summit or the USP now?
Oh
In the wall
Is what the p2 doesn't I don't think it matters that much, but I think the p2k is so I think some people are leaning towards it
One taps is one taps though, right it comes out of the ammo so the p2k's got that ammo
Oh, it doesn't matter for us at the premiere, but maybe for like the good players.
Oh, Genji didn't accept.
But was Genji okay?
Ah, that's a good question.
I don't have the answer for it at the moment.
Genji?
I'm going with yes, just because there's no fly.
In je?
In je?
Fuck.
How much more ammo do you get with the p2k?
I
Haven't done I haven't done
I don't know. I don't I think the US penis feels too nice
The U.S. P. The shorygon I can't swap to do the others every now and then time up
There's just the long penis one that is you can snipe with that. Wouldn't he up in your face? I
Don't hit a damn shot. All right nothing
Sounds like a skill that sure
Yeah, so you
I'm back. Oh you might sound like that thing again
You all right?
Is she, is she, am I crazy?
Does she sound like she's inside a microphone?
Is that her?
Do I?
Yeah, you're definitely louder.
Did you change something just now?
No.
No, you're just speaking directly.
Oh, Mr. Ferdad, Mr. Lizzie!
I wouldn't find him with some bad words on his head!
Talk like this.
Hey, Mr. Zeeboff, over here!
Good boy, good man, good house, man!
And Mr. Ferdad, Mr. Ferdad!
I got him if you see, and now all of the robberies must pay!
That's exactly right.
We can just turn it down though can't we?
Yeah, we'll turn it down to the next one.
Well, he beat Anubis.
Anubis is good.
It just sounds like your mic is peaking by the way.
Oh, okay.
Your game.
I think you maybe twisted the game knob on your thing.
Oh, the game, but let me look.
Oh my god, we are so dead.
Band does too.
Let's do Mirage.
Let's do Mirage 100%.
They're too good at that too.
They win every game.
Hey Summit, do you know what this chart is?
Is it like the last 10 games or how does it work?
I don't actually know.
I know Mirage is a more difficult map.
It does too.
It's much less straightforward.
Not really, sir.
I don't know what's wrong with me like I'm gonna have to just have someone look at it
So some way somehow you're getting definitely got turned up 100%
What
Fuckin' P-Games!
Alright, I've been scammed.
Getting a team leader.
What's going on?
Talking to me? The team leader? Is he Elbow Collector?
Let's just go halls, go halls, go halls.
Let's watch you guys out, smoke off paths.
There's your plan, I like that.
We're all squirreling for a jungle.
about stairs and then your left. I'll try to help you stairs.
I have one now. One stairs.
You like burry up? Okay.
One stairs. One stairs!
There's one speed. There's two stairs, two stairs. Come on, come on.
No one, CT.
Who's last one?
Okay, probably
You see this block
You gonna pass
Well, this is guy I mean
We're gonna speak up and diffuse the bomb
Everyone
We will win don't you worry. Don't you worry. We won't let you down
This is all game idea. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good boys. Nothing but handshots
Someone spoke an egg. Can you drop it for me right there? Yes, why should I go? Let's go. Let's go mid. He was gonna go
Yes, sir
She's calm and Windows should be smoked
You heard the commander.
You're dead.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, run, run, run.
I'll pass you a red.
I missed that smoke, I'll show you.
One site. Backside right here.
Dead, come on.
Let's switch off target.
I'm gonna push all down.
I'm shooting. Dead, sorry.
I'm moving to market.
Get a little peep. I'm with you. We're going on
There's this fool
That same guys you the lurker
Well, I can't be saying anything
He could be here. They buy they bought didn't they? No, they don't buy
I see a dozen
Where is he?
On site.
Oh my god!
I can't.
These guys are sneaky.
These guys are just...
You need to play CPD.
He's cold, man.
We can't play CPDs. Neither can summon.
CPDs is no longer streamers games, big man.
You just get D-dized.
No longer possible.
No longer possible
I tried
You smoke window
Yeah, I'm gonna do a juggle smoke with a means construct
You drive me a smoke
Marker he said he said three times
What made it?
He's running a smoke. I don't have a
I didn't buy one that's why I didn't realize it.
I probably walked over one of them.
I wonder where he's going to.
You suck at it.
I'm gonna flash cat right now, flash me.
Close cat, close cat, close cat.
You back?
I got connectors.
One stop.
I'm gonna take it, don't peek.
Okay that's the guy up there.
Give no name across to be
They bad
Up the guide window we push cat smoke connector win the game
Yeah, give me a smoke today and I can smoke
I don't have enough for smoke
Hey
Nailing window
Not too many casualties
These guys are sneaky these guys are a hundred percent sneaky. Yeah, you got one time
Now I'm poor you have to say this one me too. He was about a dual bread of push a
Her chance her baby
Oh my.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
I threw a smoke.
We can get going after those left lines.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
What is she for life?
These are the guy who hit me for what?
Excellent round.
After I had a grenade in my ass and then stepped on.
stepped on to flame grenades they weren't you good
it wasn't good I need these guys are good at you tell you I have to wait out a
couple here we can go we could just go out and again just I can throw some
smokes we got you just have to look left and set a right I'm done done she's
gonna be waiting for you to come with me and give me a smoke right here you
You go
You ready go
Just go
Okay
I gotta get out of this.
I think he's already going too good.
He's going super great.
You have bomb Genji.
See the jacket to the left.
I'm just fucking died.
And I was bound
Now I don't know what to do yet. You guys are good
We do
one more dead okay I get it's three it's only three
push it yeah I got you go you go
AK to your left on boxes there's one connector one window
I'm looking connector
Did we...
We-
Add a Laban!
Add Laban!
Oh, it's short at the-
Dude...
What?
Short in the jungle, last thing.
Short is cat, right?
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
this is gonna go great. I would set the bar real low right now boys. Okay. Alright. Alright.
Okay. I love the way you kiss the one over there son. Okay, keep on trying. We're still
We're still in this boys, we're still in this.
Walk it in, walk it in.
You guys gonna try to go up cat thing again,
if you drop me a smoke here,
we just go up cat thing again.
I can drop you a smoke.
Yeah, drop a smoke right here.
I need an idea.
Perfect, that's perfect.
I got another one.
Alright, just give it a little time though,
just give it a little time.
Together we can't lose.
We're gonna work underpass,
so you guys are gonna go through the cat.
It's actually about to take it to smoke, I dropped.
Oh, I did.
Fuck.
I got it.
second one. Another smoke?
Yeah, let's go. Get ready, go Cali. Get ready.
Come on, she's rushing.
Move, move, move.
Cali, you dead!
She's not nice.
Cali!
One.
One!
One, two, three, I'm going to kill him!
a little bit too much momentum there, but you were invincible.
Oh, do I do quick swaps again?
I didn't give this a summit.
Oh, come back.
Or can I?
Thank you, good.
Thank you, good.
Thank you, good.
I thought you'd give me a gun.
Summit's all you got.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
We do the same thing at A again.
We see that execute.
You guys give me the smokes.
Why is my FPS?
Give me a FPS.
I just restarted the game because of the FPS.
Yes. That's literally what I just did.
That is fine.
Sell your gun to do.
There's poop in these.
What?
Sell your gun to my friend.
Thank you.
You can pay the CS, they have a billion people playing these games for decades.
Honestly, I said, the numbers aren't touching.
I'm pretty sure a lot of them are the bots going for the cases.
I know there's a lot
that makes it significant in charge of that
You see those where there's like
the whole game which is bots
they all run in the middle and they shoot each other
and drop a bomb
obviously
I respect the game
I respect the game
you ready?
let's get it
1 cp
1 sandwich
1 spawn
are we?
how?
share share share
all clear
green is bomb
move move move
some
one is one
nice one
one guy left
taxi
up
and ramp
connector
just go
connector
I'm looking stairs
look under
Just look below you just okay right yep
Oh, he's up there. Oh my god
Excellent, ah fuck is happening. Thank you good shit. Thank you. Good shit
Yeah, I'm gonna restart my game after this shit's fucked
Yeah
So that's what happens. We should do the same thing. We should do the same thing
Let's go ahead, but I need two smokes at my feet when we go over there
You're too much. I got one
Everyone's here
Yo, do you need another one?
I
He's all the way up there
Well, we well it was only a matter of time till they come to our place
That's Poggers
Well, he's he's he's disconnecting to restart because he has FPS bug. Oh
You see me come back alive. Let's go. That happened to me when I did it
I should come back left. Okay. He's out of the woods. He's gonna come back alive boys out of waves
quick pick made for us boys
okay let's go
oh! window!
window
let's go let's go let's go
window is dodge mode window is dodge mode
use window right side right now
might be character
that one is also one here
go go go
there could be a lot of room
let's work
oh my
go one
Okay
I'm getting this
I can buy the AK for someone sure
take some take time
what what?
nothing
trade board
let's go
let's go let's go
no no no
on site triple
1GD 1GD
the blue bar game is in
oh
that?
no dead guy?
I swear to god
bring the same spot for like 8 rounds
I
Think stairs
I'm looking top stairs
You jungle?
Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro.
6-2-6. We're doing good, boys. We are doing good.
You guys want to do a reset then? We can time out again, maybe?
Nah, nah, but why is that lagging up? We're going to reset again.
I'm doing it all the time.
What a motion, man.
Up.
for a timeout. Yeah, we time out. We time out. Good.
You know, what are you doing right now? What? You're
round.
Okay, excellent.
Changing around.
Dude.
Some shenanigans going on in my spring.
Oh, why me?
Oh, wait.
You can duplicate your guns?
I'm not sure though.
I don't know.
I'm not sure though.
Oh, he's right there.
Wait, wait, where?
Right there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wait.
I have a hundred USPS lines.
What on earth?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm definitely getting some of the FPS thing, I'm definitely getting some of the FPS.
No, it's B, S.
Oh, it's B.
Oh, it's B.
Oh, it's B.
Wow.
They're going to be here already.
They're going to be here already.
I'm coming.
Oh!
Take this fool!
Okay.
Come on.
We're tight, we're tight.
I'm jumped in.
I got him.
I said, I'm jumped in.
Yeah.
Oh, good one.
I got him.
That's it.
Oh, good.
Oh, good work.
Yeah, I don't know how that happened.
Okay, now my game is left.
Oh my God.
He's like full lag.
I feel like...
I might be getting the placebo effect here.
Was it me?
It didn't look like this last place.
It's definitely like I opened and I like...
I just like I can see...
I can't tell.
I don't know if I'm...
I have like two FBs right now.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Nah.
It looks fine.
It's fine.
It looks all over.
my mind you don't have one
what we do it when we do that
I just
I you guys are moving in slow motion
I might have had a really good name on
I was like oh no.
Oh no.
Nobody's B. I'm flanking.
We're peluch.
He got me.
He got me.
I'm looking at palace.
Got him.
Nice.
Good kill.
Got him right.
One could be tetris.
It might be a little delayed.
I shot them in the back.
They're going to try to focus the guy behind them.
I'm gonna go back to B and get my earphones.
Is that just clear?
Nice.
This piece of slag is helping me.
I'm literally, I can't tell what things are.
It's so slow.
Not enough for off no other voice.
I'll play B.
Get their suit.
We need a couple headshots with the SSG down mid voice.
Don't bite me.
Couple pigs for the team.
Stay frosty, stay frosty.
This body shot, I think they forced.
wait oh this last one they were there for sure they were got four guys they're
there for the guy they got a lot of extra money with the guy not being on the
team last thing hey two men two men
I'm going to be. I'm gonna push through. I'm definitely gonna have to. I'm gonna get a cat.
Oh! Did you get the other agent? Oh. Okay. I can do that. Did you find B? Caxi?
One on me.
One down.
Me kill him, I have bombs.
Nice.
Good job, good job, good job.
Okay, okay!
Dude, I'm telling you, this lag is helping me, I think.
It's like a slide show.
But you, wait.
You all dead fours, how do you get out?
I don't think they could just...
You could just open your console type disconnect, apparently, that helps.
Oh, I think that's mine and me.
That might be that.
Take you out of the game and I'll take you out of the game, honestly.
Did I just open console and type quick
Actually, I we plug it just went real quick. Yeah, maybe this game
He's gonna get fisted
What made it
Biggie Nate on the hand.
Take that!
Yeah, we smoked off mid boys, you might be going cat, be careful.
Yeah, they're going cat, they're going cat.
They're going plant B, they're going plant B right now.
Yeah!
Come on B.
Go, go, go, go buddy.
What, what, these guys suck.
That was...
Hey Wyatt.
Did you see that?
That was kind of weird.
okay
Oh
Yeah, move to me. I move
We can't leave you don't go
Oh
Going going going
I mean it's not bad
I
Was close enough close always had out of there almost got out of there
Now go mid just run
We have too many ups
It's okay
Take care of man. Don't you worry team?
not even an 18. Yeah. Okay. They're smoking mid again.
Oh, baby. Got the guy.
Fire the hole.
What?
I walked through B.
I walked through B, it's clear.
They might be going cat!
One cat, one cat!
Shot.
I'm looking close, but I'm-
REO!
Is there one more bottom?
One-
There's another team!
He has to do nothing.
Excellent.
We were out there we were you were next to the people doing something
We are 55-1. I gotta talk to him with that dude who smokes on.
Russian Palace.
Get away from me this time.
We don't taste.
Oh my god.
Who's there this time?
I think you're working around.
So, are you shooting?
Taking the other patch?
It's the other patch.
Might as well, bye.
Stop the backpacks, stop the backpacks.
That's some B-hauls, yeah?
Where do they up to?
They can see your gun if you're not looking left, don't you?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
These fools.
Why is she trying to walk out B?
Or...
I
Do you think you already crossed
I killed my cat in the bomb
This guy's sneaky this guy is sneaky
Ten seconds he's my savings my saving
We have a lot of enemies.
Yeah.
You got the bug, Lili? It's good though.
Oh, there's an FPS bug. I'm feeling it.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
It sends her out.
Oh, sorry.
Oh!
Dude, I fucked up.
I danked him. Fuck my ass!
I'm pushing cg, but there's scoreboard one's one smith one more. There's some
In the smoke one icon
You'd be gonna peek
That guy in the beady hatched like I guess you didn't get you had five rounds
I guess he doesn't want to be that was an instant body out there. That's why what that's why we're wrong. We're wrong there
You get Chad I hear one for you you get to the exit for taxi
We get a couple push em in here with me
I
Don't know the Ava myself here
Go con with them
Oh
To run to a ramp both a ramp both a ramp heard letting them
One second.
I could have a good run boys.
No I'm bored boys!
I'm not our best game but we're still winning.
We're still winning.
Zero lives.
Do I want to get an SSG headshot down mid?
Quick, quick.
Win the game.
Then we open a gold.
I'll put a little more aggression on here.
I'm here.
Hmm, okay.
I'll be with you at the trade.
At this time, Mr. Beanie.
At this time...
There's smoke there.
I'm too quick for you.
You're fast.
Oh!
You wanna do that again? You wanna do it again?
Hold on, what do you guys have?
Oh!
I'm just gonna stay B.
I'm gonna go.
Oh!
He's under me.
Oh!
Fucking man
You're getting one HB dream got this miss rogu
Can I see my gun from market here
I think he walked out and marked.
That first hill was still impressive.
Very impressive.
Yeah, no, that was sexy.
Shotgun rush A ramp!
Not for much right now boys.
Make a mistake!
Yeah, I'm just gonna be there.
Okay, you go B.
I'm gonna need ramp.
I'm gonna need ramp, I'm gonna push it with the shotgun.
You never see it coming in.
Master plan.
Like a movie.
Grenade out!
Oh
Oh
One's palace
Fuck me man, fuck me
I hit him with my son
I heard that, and I didn't tell him.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
I think I have to say yeah just like I say don't don't buy like too much wait
it's not I'm just gonna be 5-7 I'm gonna rush lower I'm gonna clear be
I'm walking, we're shooting, I'm walking
We're on the pass, sorry
I'm peeking mid from Khan
A-Seph
Watch, watch, watch
One mid
He's scurred
He's fucking eight
I'm sitting down, I see someone
Watch P.F.
Might be a fake
One area, I heard him
Yeah, it's not a shit, not a shit.
I think one mid.
Three A.
There's a bush, there's a bush.
I didn't see anything.
It's not mid.
There's a.
There's a push car.
There's a shot, there's a shot.
One top mid, one top mid.
Okay.
One mid, behind the box.
I got him.
That's not a lot.
Shit, one mid.
Nice shot, you're over.
What about me?
Oh, I mean a very very good shot as well, but you're actually very good. What's up, Josh?
I got you. I got you. Oh
What
Thank God they didn't have a fifth
My name is bad boy that might have been bad
Well, was that our first game of the night?
That was the first game.
Yeah, basically.
Oh, it was pretty good.
I'm on my promotion match.
If we win this next round, I'll get back to 15k plus.
Oh, I need an invite.
That's what you're saying is time to throw.
No, no, no, no.
I would be 15 plus, but then I shot close to the end of that game, but I got bad.
Ah, Jinyan, you know how to restart a game, so.
You can think of anything it
You'll quickly stop that lag boys, okay
I don't know if you guys will see it on the on the caption card side
I was seen if you would do it lagging a ton at the beginning of each round
Old tab for five seconds to fix the FPS bond. I've got a gentleman here in the buggy later chat
That is saying all you do is hold the tab button for five seconds to fix the FPS bug.
And another guy saying it's true.
Could be getting two died by Dalit.
What the fuck?
But another guy saying that shit is true.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
They're all saying it's true.
He's the one guy she had drawn!
Well we can just try it then, if it doesn't work then we just get the mobs to kill them.
Wait, should I restart my game?
Most likely.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot the game, your game is back up.
I
Gave I didn't do anything different. Yeah something's going on
I think I think road is right. I ate there's a wire that you maybe kick in or vibrate your dad's good
Pushing it toward your your microphone wire or something. It's it's it's getting crazy. I'm sorry
No way. No way over here. I just wanted to get you set up all nice
Yeah, I need to figure that out
No, it's C as to are you on your stream PC or game PC that makes no sense
my stream PC sorry but maybe maybe see Steve might be able to team viewer in
and fix that shit for you while you're playing to maybe actually that's what
he does for me I TV you have to I don't think you should be playing games
She doesn't why does it?
Here you go boys a couple invites for you. We'll miss one guy who's missing. They were missing me
Missing me my game's opening
Yeah, it's easy. What's in your new PC ginger?
You got a new PC
Mm-hmm
Let's see, um,
I want to look at it.
Is it like the new AMD?
Um, maybe what?
9850?
It's about a GPU.
What? What, wait.
9950 X3D.
Wait, the what?
9950 X3D.
Oh, it's pretty good. Oh, it's pretty good.
Yeah, so max win that was the best one. I think out on the market right now. Is it? Yeah
That's nice
I'm seeing you invite missy deep and one for you missy something
I'm assuming with that fucking processor. Yeah
Not by dead boys the water is fine. It's like a 10k PC
I
How much is that CPU is it like like what like 800 bodies he's headed I have no idea a star for she have it to me
The hell it's something that
Fuck I keep forgetting I'm talking in game. Hey, we go down. We ride
Yeah, I don't know how you keep doing that.
Maybe it's your mute button. Did the discord or something?
Oh, I dropped the top one million rank in America.
Wow.
Yeah, sure. Only 948,655 other people are better than me.
Really not that many.
It's true. It's true.
Think about it. There's 8 billion people.
That should make you like the point.
0 8% which a lot of places don't have like internet in like the hilarious countries
So there's probably like like 1 billion they like really got enough internet and computer stuff to play games
Like the shithole countries. I think you mean mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
The ones you you talk about it check out and talking
But yeah, yeah
Um, don't have internet internet
Uh
Oh, I forgot how my screen. I hope you guys are having screens
Oh, that's that's fine
Wait, what's you do? What's you do?
Oh my god, dude. Please. I'll do my eyes again. Please god. Love. God. Don't do my eyes, please
You should have banned that
Where we
Ban the map we previously. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm sad. I'm sad this three in a row for me now shit. Yeah
Yeah, you're on three in a row
Yeah, Kevin. I'm not one of them. Yeah, I'm saying time to roll
I'm not trying to play some fucking infirm
I'm gonna hide my shoes in time time
Oh
They're good to you because we can just turn you down. Yeah, don't wait so wait
It does yeah, it's kind of sound like that, but we just turn you down don't it
You said
To where we're all the way we can get your cross we get your cross
left to show a couple of bumps in the red.
He fucking went, uh, window.
Oh!
Oh!
Is it good?
He could be, he could be kitchen.
Are we winning?
He is.
Fucking good.
Oh!
My god.
Only four bullets, fuck.
These guys are good.
These guys are good.
You have 12 bullets total.
I
Round of round
Yes, I think you're going cat I heard
Fuck
Why are you taking the bomb, A?
We have the bomb.
Oh yeah.
Michael, it'll be Haas.
It's not bad, the bomb, A.
Yeah.
Yeah, Behaas.
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
Just jump out.
Slide.
There's so much going on there.
The bomb has been planted.
No way! Good shot, good shot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's too shabby, boys! That's too shabby!
Me too.
We were both one HPT, that was good clutch.
I'm just mulling them down.
Oh, we're coming!
You coming!
Oh my god.
oh we're coming oh my god that nothing is so far someone flashed me
it there mid I'm like suck like that
He's got one
To our souls, I'm flanking flanking
He's on the steps
I have two of them.
No, not in there.
Two of them.
Two of them.
I don't know.
I don't think I have enough.
Oh!
Might have some...
No, no, no.
You got it.
We have it?
Or here?
He has it.
One more.
Oh!
Oh!
We've been scammed.
We have been scared, boys.
Oh, god, diarrhea.
One more perhaps in the Sponge Bell.
After a very lucky round, boys, that's
why we're getting the bad ones.
You good, Ralph.
You good, Ross.
You're so ill.
Thank you, Mr. Taxi.
On me. Oh, wait, he can't plant. He can't plant this side. This side.
Is he doing? Or she might be on plant B. Yes, dude.
Excellent.
That was out. That was out.
And now we lock in boys.
I need to just complete.
There'll be a point where we have...
I'm pretty poor. I'm just gonna buy a pistol.
I got a lodge.
You're an SSG down the man.
I'm holding that.
One out.
Watch, watch.
He's fucking deep.
Watch!
I'm looking right?
Hi, nice to see you guys.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
That was nice, good try.
That was nice, we're strong.
That was impressive.
I'm still unathletic.
I thought he was on that box too, but I'm just gonna buy it or we broke.
I guess we can force buy it.
Digger.
I'm gonna rush underpass real quick through the middoor.
I'm gonna do a doorgank.
I'm gonna get a quick peek mid for us boys.
I'm gonna get check for a tumor in my brain.
One's B. One's hotbed.
One's super low B. One's dinged on B.
He smoked. Can I get it?
You better be pushy cat.
I'm watching through this one.
Can no one mid?
oh
to mid to mid
One's coming
We hit our first shot of the game would not do shabby
You're not too savvy, boys. Not too savvy.
Is my mic okay right now?
It's fine. Yeah. You should have a lot better.
Okay.
Still no kills.
Yes, okay. Working Broadway.
I mean, he'd be the first shot in the head.
I'm using the technology to let the whole thing rip before he's even half out.
I
Don't worry boys, I'm working on that first kill as I rip that bird old
Have no money
I'm gonna just buy a pistol and
The first try I'm able to buy you know last round did you rush on the pass?
Uh kind of a little bit
What's up in two palace
We're on the board boys, we're on the board
Oh my
Orc man, dude can I put points into those what are you gonna do?
I
Say I was put down seven
Oh, I thought I heard from him.
He's not too bad.
Three three boys, not too shabby, not too shabby.
We should let this be.
We should move.
It's a plan.
Just keep playing like we're playing.
I'm going to follow Mr.
Taxi until he dies and the thing is up.
Would I be this round?
Excellent.
I'm gonna I'm gonna pee gram
Oh, I hit him one guys will one tap
He knows a guy in palace was a guy top mid going towards chair
God your spiers be yours
As much as was
The third I got wings on the gay bombs me
I hit him a little bit in departments, let's see jumped out
I still in anybody canceled routine again. Yeah, I don't see nobody. It'd be another pass
Cat cat cat to do do
I'm dead.
There's a ladder room, ladder room.
Oh!
He's coming.
I think.
There's one!
He's still in there.
I'll handle it.
Come!
Nice, you come.
Oh my god, he's smoothness.
You clutch.
Ah, we're cooking boys, now we're cooking.
You kills on the board
You know, but thanks a double thing wasn't a good thing
I'm on the board. I'm on the board got the ball rolling
What games? Oh, he's ready
Sevens
It's a bit crazy
I
Am I on the moose you got it?
We you know, sorry who needs my
I'll do a quick opt out mid boys
What do I see?
Maybe a B rush?
It was!
They aren't rushing, they stopped, but they were about to.
No one's holding Palace.
He's underneath.
Oh, go on.
Underneath the cat.
I'm down on the cash.
I'm down on the cash.
I'm on the patch.
I'm gonna get that bomb, I'm gonna get that bomb, you bitch.
I'm gonna blow it up, you ready?
Blow it up.
Go ahead, go ahead.
You guys are owning.
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
I think it's happy.
There's a bunch of stars in it.
And now we're in the flow, boys.
Now we're in that flow, shake it.
A bunch of stars and
Now we're in the flow boys now in that flow state
He's talking to you guys and I did you kind of be pretty sure you have the chat turned off. What do you say?
Call this an op crutch shitter
You have a stupid flat bill on dude. How does he know?
Last time she sped I'm not gonna lie.
See anything top mid?
Take underpass.
Come on underpass! Oh! There was one mid! There was one mid the whole time!
What?
What's he doing there?
He's pissed.
He's got that one.
We did a part one! We did a part one!
You do good, I let it die.
Thank you, Mr. Coach.
We have to do it, big man.
And it's way too bad, Mr. Coach.
You're going to have to do that.
You're going to have to do that.
I'm trying to do that.
Wait, brother.
Holding for you?
Holding for you?
Mr. Coach.
You're going to have to do this.
I'm going to have to do these fools.
You're all right.
It's on cat.
Drop down, drop down.
No, it's still on cat, still on cat.
It's pretty cat.
Yes, good to you guys.
Uh, mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh
Added card not holding mid anymore. Oh, you can't play it at this point. You guys are good. Just survive
All right, we played our tomorrow would played our tomorrow with the new update when they have to
Whatever bullshit they're adding and we figured that out yet
By the way, is we still have only the video to go off of if they talk about tomorrow. Nice job. Nice job
I
Added guns shotgun
It's starting max loss, so they probably just have guns everywhere holy shit grab breaking
I feel like an April's coming
Oh, you're so hot it's not bombing right you saw it
Oh
To tell me that you
I did Vigy miss a seven
Unfortunately, I second-class
To do guns and new
They're both there I think
Is actually live right now the boys
You are just called vaporizer you know the palace I can't what did you do have
you sloppy update I'm gonna go check it out I know it was coming out before I
stream went off I'm gonna come out like morning ever since I'm sure they
come back not active yet oh we wouldn't go live when you lie
130 AM since I don't know why they do comes out like 30 minutes
Oh the recent specifically 130 a.m.
Yeah 30 yes yes yes yes that just sounded made up that that sounds made up
That sounds better
Well, did you know that we're streaming there's a chance
That they're peeping on us peeping toms
Take it a little again or we were at this info
It's pretty I'm pretty sure you can pick no already been intervals. Yeah, you can have both you 30 am
That sounds more right be 30 sounds more right
I
Did you got your first kill, huh?
Nothing man, it's clear
Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push out.
Oh!
That's good, Kyle.
They're falling back at me.
They're falling back.
Wait, never mind.
We're moving up.
They're rushing.
Aw, you stop.
They've been around.
That's them backers.
One's already chucked.
One's already chucked.
You were there when he needed us.
One more truck?
No new map either.
They're coming out with a new AUG map.
I know about that.
B ramp cell or a B-hose.
Did you get a flank?
I'm shooting there.
One side. Could be a pillar on the right side.
Nice try.
Good try, bro. That would have hit.
together we can do this
alright, we're going
with nibble
nibble
someone buy me a smoke we can go
eh
we're not it
we're gonna bring it over
there's a little bar
double talking to about it
we're gonna go palace
right
You guys get the file, I'll start the file.
Just don't go anywhere yet.
I've got the bomb!
You gonna peek him?
Okay, throw it.
Just wait, wait one more second.
Flashing.
Flashing again.
Go ahead, go go go.
I'm pushing, I'm on it!
I'm pushing this smoke.
Oh, inside!
Oh, it's a speed.
Oh, it's triple, triple, triple.
Triple?
Thank you, the explosion!
Triple, one, one, two, smoke.
One, one, two, two, one, two, two.
They're around, they're around, they're around.
They're around, they're around.
Default, default.
Ah!
I'm not having any good, um,
scary, nice, scary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy!
I was looking at how I'm gonna happen to the guy
up on my screen.
I keep pissing around and clutch.
I think he's stuck.
He's still there.
I'm okay.
Oh
Yeah
How do you power to right that's right?
One minute and we don't window in that con smoke a second. We're gonna go crack. Okay, you ready
You're going?
I don't know.
One's on the truck.
There's a truck or no?
He's outside.
Oh, he's outside.
He's out.
He's out.
You shot him.
You're just a bit.
I'm not sure.
One could be flanking cap.
Be careful.
Dead.
He's got bomb.
Oh my gosh.
I muted that hold climb.
There's a guy that keeps me behind.
Oh!
No one!
That's a market!
It's market, they have bomb right there.
No they don't.
GAH!
I'm stuck man.
You're shit.
You guys are 17,000 yellow.
I'm telling you guys that there's a guy behind me and I'm just muted the whole time. I love it.
Fuckin' chug.
I don't love that.
Is he peter?
Yeah, I don't know.
Hey, you good, Jared?
I hate how my shirt up is right now.
You're doing what the team later nights
All right, come on mr. Ruggs get these fools men
Okay
Oh, no!
I got you, man.
Man, man.
Walking up.
What?
What?
Man, man, man.
Oh, I'm a-
How does he-
How does he-
No!
He's dead.
I thought he was-
He's still up right here.
I said-
They're bomb.
He's-
One's- one's window jump.
Got him.
Activated bomb.
All right, all right, okay
How many points you guys if you win this
I guess check I guess rogue you the only one that would be able to know so I want to upgrade and everybody else is ever egg
I don't know. I don't think you take it right now. We're 100. 400 really
Yeah, yeah
I think I'm gonna go Palace.
I think I'm gonna go Palace.
It's right here.
What's happening?
What's that?
That too?
Palace one?
Is there some more top house?
Oh my god!
I'm gonna work two.
Oh shit.
Holy crap!
Mr. Taxi!
Do you see that point?
What the hell is that?
You smoke again?
Are you just shooting right now?
You're going crazy then, jeep.
You want to do the smoke scene?
Sure.
I got to smoke for your top out of the thing.
Where'd the dropper last my day?
Drop it over here.
There you go.
Just for you, big man.
one more
rip a thick gold
alright
one's gone
scammed
i'm throwing it at
get the other smoke on e-rip right here
get rid of it
ok i'm gonna flash guys out
after i flash
i should just go through the smoke
oh one side one side
how did i not see that guy
I
Was a bad
We boys I have
Oh
My god
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I already remember the last time we got a kill
I don't even remember the last time we got a kill
one dead one dead one's under power one's cat one's character that's all four
that's crazy
are these guys sure enough not my brain is not connected right now yeah I think
they might have whatever we're doing at this point
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Cheesy Bobbini
If we can just go can I get another smoke? I'm kidding. Can we go slower don't just go immediately
This rope you bought me a gate
I'm dropping you a smoke
Oh, we're going cat right
you guys will be now we're going calm we're going connected go up connector
I got you to leave.
Come on underpass.
Come on underpass fast.
See you.
I got the hole!
Is anyone up in the smoke?
Yeah, I hear.
No.
Do you want me to come in here?
Okay, no go.
Get ready to go.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Stop, you don't need to head.
How do I die there?
Take it off.
I'm close out.
one window is peeking
nice one was B one is up in A
Yeah, I hear one at B-rate maybe above us.
Yeah, ouch.
I'm blind.
Yeah, move. One window, one window, watch out.
Got him.
I see him.
30 seconds.
can we just do something simple don't don't full buy here just buy pistols like
tech 9s tech 9s armor
I can do that yeah it's not good
we got it
go Pals go Pals
Pals I'm just gonna flash you guys out here and jump out all together okay
get close together walk up on the corner
I'm just gonna suck it in like it.
My new shotgun?
We're ready.
You guys know where to push out, Chief!
Go on.
Can I just go now?
Why don't you have a good go second early?
Oh!
What's up?
I'm here.
What's up? Triple? Triple?
Can I probably take a little second and do a bit of fun?
You're not going spectacular
Not going super great. What is the plan here boys?
Well, I'll make it a little alert kill.
I'll try to go up, Conn.
There's the one there.
Watching Conn.
We've lost your watch.
We gotta move up Conn here if we can.
Move up Conn.
Watch Conn.
Oh
I
Want me what you see
Yes, it's coming. I am
That's easy. I mean, I got made
He's only walking up
Don't go behind him. He's not coming
No idea
There we go
Overtime
We hit the strategies and the new flame though, whatever the shit
Don't you worry big man, I miss the closing hopefully massage
Let's go Georgia, let's go Georgia.
Oh, no!
Oh my!
Little!
Oh, shoot me the JCD.
I'm gonna shoot you back here.
Oh!
Look at this.
Look at this.
I got two.
Give me your smoke, peanut.
Here.
I'm there for you in the corner.
Just fuck up!
It's one's in the middle of the ladder, maybe?
Peanut! Get in there!
I tried, I tried!
We can go back man, we can go A.
One's in the middle, one's in the middle.
Looks like we're going A.
I'm going to flash the shotgun.
Get ready, go with him.
Go with the upper, go with the upper.
Flash him.
Short peek out, let's go.
Nice
Nice
One block, two stairs, two peek stairs
One GG, one GG
They might come down to the ground
They died, GG, dad!
Be careful about these, GG
And in front of you
Nice
Nice
Come on, guys, downstairs
One more down
One left
Oh, there's many players too.
Not playing the game.
Still stairs.
What?
I'm in the jungle.
No.
You have to kill them on the cross.
Fresh bomb.
Just a little.
I'm back in 15,000, not too shabby, shabby, not too shabby, not too shabby, not too shabby,
Oh, we're doing pretty good tonight. Is that to a row?
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know what happened that one round I forgot how old I am quick knife clutch lucky case open
Very nice very nice. I like the quick old with it
I have to the final case
I've been robbed I got nothing
Let me get a couple more cases between second one and two seconds.
We get a couple more cases to move that movement.
20 more, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Just a few more, a couple of these, a couple of these.
Here we go.
Let those in a couple of keys.
Here we go.
Perfect.
What?
Here we go boys, take a gander at that.
Now we rip a quick lucky pre-game stage.
We'll get right in there boys, don't you worry.
It's good for you, Mr. Summon.
I'm not giving it to you if I get to go.
Ah!
They can't keep getting away with that!
There's the I'm tiny that hole
That whole thing where they put it a millimino way from the pigs in the ranch
That should be a crime because we eat legal against the law. We got 21,000. Mr. Oh, you can I cook and eat?
Oh, yes, you give them there. We're getting up there, buddy. Mm-hmm. Well, it looks definitely bad morage
I'm not playing that game
You know back in the day it could it could edge you with a gold
Are you serious?
You want?
You say you're golden I'll give it to you?
Yeah I'm pretty sure
That sick fuck put that in there
They got rid of it though
But that was shameless
That's aimless, that's aimless
That's evil
I'm by the grill bar.
I'm gonna pass you over to the start, too.
I'm bamboozled, bamferno and dust, too.
Not really, just do.
Come on.
Well, let's get bammarized.
Why don't we just get rid of the fucking inferno's right here?
Yeah, I like that.
Let's play one of the exotic maps.
Roll the dice a little bit here.
The exotics.
Missouri has-
The new misses fun, ancient can be fun
New Dust2 are both pretty cool
Overpass is not a little big if you want
No new misses, a bash
That new miss is a bad overpass
Oh, pretty much no miss
I let you play either one, I'll let you guys choose
No new misses, it was-
No new misses, a bash map
You better carry
Oh, pfft
Don't you worry, jeef
Don't you worry, I have never lost a game
on a new miss in my life impossible three drags on the team this game
we're the three drags we got three drags on the team this game oh what was their
number oh wait he's that's a high number 19,000 18,075
pretty high up
They go on for 10?
All right team, this is where we fight.
I don't have shit for smokes flashes, nothing on this map.
It doesn't require as much as the Mirage, but still.
The Mirage is like the most heavy for that shit.
I was sliding on B.
Carpets walk all the way up and just slam.
This way.
I'm just going to play mid one drop one drop mid two canals once again here we go
here we go
and mine is set back
two mid, two mid
are you down below the water?
you have bomb B, you have bomb
oh my god, oh i'm coming, i'm coming
go, go
see the secret room
i'm dead instantly from the guy underneath
in the water
you guys got a little bomb
yeah, i'm coming
Come on boys, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh!
I'm playing to the bomb!
One is locked, last guy locked, last guy locked.
There's one, there's one!
Mid main.
Wait, do you have the same block as me?
Are you with a game of Doppler phase 3 factory new, gawk 18?
I don't know what, I think mine is phase 2, but I don't remember.
That's me with the phase, I don't remember the phase.
What's so cool might be face you I have no idea I think we will face this
It's like fake emerald no
Could be real emerald definitely not
Hi, buddy, I guarantee you my block phase two fact we do game and Doppler block 18
I
The hell you said
Okay, I have these say okay, maybe it's my beat coming
You could be a could be water and electric for electrical box. Oh, I see what
I don't care I might hit the 3p here boys
Okay, like don't change that
We've been doing very good. We want to roll is that I won
Lucky guaranteed no chance of losing three Pete lucky case I'm in
You're so do I know
I know you say that you say that
Oh, I want your smokey
That's okay
Come on James
Smoke that B box
Who said they're done right there?
I heard a little bit behind the site that like pillar of the circuit behind behind
I
Try to do dry
I told you you shouldn't have said that wrong you just a whole damn game. Yeah, that's my fucking bad man
I think you said it
That's okay. We always miss a show. He was a
Need a battle. He's walking it. We can still win
We think I'm 61 too. You're pretty good. He did pretty good boys
I'm big, I miss you chicken.
Enough of these games.
I'm a faster at that man.
Got him.
There you go.
Oh!
How do I have an aid between my butt cheeks?
I can beat you on that one.
On the right side!
I think one's dark again
One site, on the left
There's two in there
Oh!
One right, one right!
Come here, come here, come here
There's one on the right!
He's close, try to think
He's flashing
He's close, try to reload
He's low
I hit him a bunch, one pillar, nice that's him.
We can get away, we can run towards A if we get this bomb.
Oh shit, I think I had a bomb.
Pressing them.
It's a bad place.
One's close, right?
One's like back side.
Here's one.
Run towards there.
Run towards there.
A masterful plan.
A masterful plan.
No, no, hey, hey, hey, no, keep running.
What?
No, he's there.
No way.
Nice work.
That guy's an idiot.
I need his hide.
I
Think I'm a shot here
All right, look at it boys
Don't say they're probably stacking hold right that man hold right that man
One's close right on B again.
Oh, there's a guy.
One pushing mid.
Knitting.
Knitting T spawn.
Oh my.
Careful here, Binting close.
He's right there, I don't know. Nice.
Come on, let's make doors low.
Nice, that's the lower. Nice.
I'm laughing. I'm so sorry.
You're laughing.
Alright, well, I pull on it.
We're gonna have to double save some others die
Let's just go carpets. Let's just piss our carpets a
Carpets is like the back right hole
Walking walk walk walk
I'll wait for us to stack.
You ready?
We're going.
Blow up.
Go.
I'll loot.
I'll loot.
I'll loot.
I'll check man.
Smoking it?
Here's one of the Japanese.
One of the Japanese with us.
One blow.
I'm gonna climb up.
I have to get safe.
There's two there.
Two there.
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Get on our terrorist way.
Yeah, anyone.
Yeah, anyone.
You were in no way we didn't hit at least one of those shots.
Clear it again.
I'm glad enough.
I'm glad that's mine.
I think you have the same glucky.
Eda, you are asked.
It looks the same.
We're not going to see to that one.
We should take Nick and Charlotte.
I mean, it's pretty weak.
It just falls back.
Are you team captain?
See, you called that play my dance.
I need to be teed up dead.
He flashed right side mid.
I'm mid, I'm mid.
Oh, he's mid.
He fell back from the smoke and I fell back.
He's the hopper he fell.
Don't push me, don't push me.
Let's go.
There's I think there's one. Oh my god. I'm going to go to e-box here. We're terrible.
There's one there. There's one. He has two kills. I'm giving it. I'm giving it a go.
He is too good. I ran out of ammo. Oh my gosh.
We lose give your luck it
Office palace taxi
Taxi's give a faster name
I
242 that's not too bad
Now goodbye a tech night so plenty you know
Oh
No, I peaked me
box
1v2 1v2 1 we'll see me box down there one oh no wait
I know you're doing so good now in three
Hey
Oh, we're going to have four kills
He's doing it
Man, you're dry
You're dry
I should have faked this one.
Lucky Rogue almost punched me, but then he let down the key.
Lucky Kitchenman.
You think that's in the picture?
I have my pictures blocked.
Who in the picture?
I have the picture turned off.
I had to turn the pictures off.
Somebody invited me last week and he had a penis on his emoji thing.
I
Nice
I did I mean I did that's how I found out it was a penis I had a gander at it for a second
Literally no idea what just happened
Okay, all right, that was
You're right. That's funny.
That's a good one.
Okay.
There's a guy sitting on the left just sniping me. That's cool.
You guys, you guys seem significantly
crazier.
You're so crazy on him.
I agree. Guys, what if he made a stack of man? He's always there.
Yeah?
That's not a bad idea.
I'm gonna go carpets and then peek, uh, peek E-Boxing the far side.
Run on them, Parasite!
It's actually too late out, too late out.
Do not do it!
It definitely got him 100%!
I'm holding left.
I fell back.
There's a guy.
He's hurt.
He came out.
oh my god oh my goodness i can't shoot shit
cameras one was still back to me at temple temple off
there's no one okay off last scene pretty sure could be uh could be heaven yeah you say you can
Yeah, no, he definitely was there.
What?
He's coming from B.
Fire in the hole!
Like they know.
Maybe, I don't know.
These guys might just be good boys.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I cannot seem to get a shot on them.
I've got...
Oh, that's 360 degrees, I thought that'd be lower.
Oh, we're doing it, we're doing it a little bit, we're doing it a little bit.
Yeah, I'll pay, he just says the same thing.
360 degrees is not too bad for our sense.
We're not too immune to that.
Oh, Mr. Goethe, bubba, we'll see you soon!
Good man, good, oh man!
Thank you, Bob, what a good boy.
So was your heart not today, sir, not today?
Perhaps not the maps, not the after-crisp 50.
I'll be right back.
Chew there, chew there.
I'm all out of ammo.
Big name, big name.
My body's right behind you.
I killed all three men.
Three men dead.
That's huge.
Wait, wait.
That means A is probably open.
Or one and one maybe.
He's going A.
one more one more one more
they're baiting me you know let me go first
watch watch watch watch
clear everything clear the clear
clear through a main as well clear through a main
oh
that's heaven heaven heaven
guys with the bomb we have to go to
one site
camera's first
left side of this
Pina kills someone I'm working on it is a work in progress
Fuck you
That's right, that's right
I have two kills
Pina, step up your game
You're doing worse than me
I don't know what's going on
I don't know what's going on
They kill me instantaneously
Before I am in the shadow rocks
No one
Well, we we got we got that one boys. We did our part
Seven to five
Go go go go go!
You've done nothing!
Yeah!
I'm playboy.
Iéismit!
Iéismit!
Can't that get at the B site sand quas?
I'm at first 6 billy.
I'm just focusing.
Excellent, Blu.
We can still do this.
It's T-sided!
It's T-sided!
They're mad. They're mad. They're mad.
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
Okay, some deep water.
I see nothing wrong with this.
What are we doing?!
What?!
We're pushing.
What?!
We're pushing through here, okay.
Get the f***ing gun, prove!
Nice.
Nice. One still, I think.
Dude, you see that?
Can you just push, push hard?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Yeah, I thought we were two.
Dammit.
Dead.
You're gonna try.
Try.
Try, you're gonna try, you're gonna try.
99 and 6.
She's got me some sick fucking joke or something.
You see that? Do you see that?
Oh, you see that?
Move out!
Okay.
Too bad, too bad!
Oooooooookay.
There's three meds.
They got no meds, they got no meds.
They're right there, they're right there right now.
Okay.
Nice.
It was a good try. It was a good try, bro.
Honestly, the amount of times I've seen you three-piece
and then down to the last guy has got to be in the double digits.
It's up there, it's up there.
It's up there, it's up there, it's up there, it's up there.
Ah, no longer.
Oh, yuck it.
This is it, let's go.
I'm gonna be with the summit.
I'm trying to boost over.
I'm canals right now, I'm canals.
I
Executing be I think
Once falling back on it I fell back one stuck right
Let's guys look on the fell back
There we go boys, there we go.
Got my fourth kill of the game.
Looking pretty good right about now boys.
Wins a win, let's get this.
Let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
Run it back
Oh my
Hey, just kidding
They're not they're not
I'm a mid
I need two more, yeah, I need two more mid
What
I
Amid her now I hear them then they come you guys
What a shot
I could I swore that was
Yeah, they're too mid
One's off, they can't give me a bus
I cannot
No way
You see that sucks at this game
I got two of them that round
What are you talking about?
Things on your own who guys
But you want
That first house sick. Oh, it's nice. That was nice
We were last two days we were on the 3p right now chief
You're not for sure you're not pretty one. I'm good. I'm good. Holy shit
I
Love you, bitch
We got this we saw this I sing
I made it
Oh
They needed me
Quick one I push through a
One man one day
Guys guys
obviously that's some type of f1 driver I have no idea no other world the idea
how that's possible I was trying to shoot the guy outside when you were
I'm going to kill him with that.
Is he with me?
No, he's on my spawn.
Hey dude, look!
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
You're good at that, see?
Uh, you'll have to get one of these, yeah.
Shut up, please.
You are good at that.
Well, you're good at that.
Oh, thank you.
I can use a quick method.
And if someone has an extra couple dollars.
Just be ready to get my A.
I'll come grab yours.
That one's perfect.
Yes.
Oh, my god, what's nice?
No, I was looking at the map.
Yeah, they're going to go, yeah, they're going to go, yeah, there's a guy in mid.
his a control
I think he's planning to get it
left left you guys
yeah
I just jumping sprayed the fuck out of you like what?
I'll hurt my heart, my soul, my everything.
I'm gonna play A main with a shock on the shock.
Exquisite.
7 to 11 boys.
You can't let them get any more points here.
Like a 9 to 11, shall we?
Yeah, yeah.
Then two more after that.
And one more after that.
I hear multi-metering up.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
One's out of a water canal?
Oh god.
They're too good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is good.
This is good.
Oh!
We've slowly transformed.
Nice.
Hope it is when she goes into a magical activity.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I bought a kid.
Yeah, I did too.
Oh, I got him boys!
Can't win, can't win.
You can win this.
Blast me out, blast me out B.
Thanks for the love.
Oh!
I know a great flash, watch out.
Yeah.
Oh man, that's, okay.
Insane.
Okay, that's okay. Insane.
He went mid.
Dude, I... There's two mid, two mid.
I wonder where he...
I can't beat these guys!
You guys are better than me!
Two mids!
I made them up.
Up this 3v.
I don't know how anyone got any kills against those guys.
I'm telling you, I would see the half of someone's elbow weiner and instantly my speed would
turn black instantaneously instantaneously
who's got like two of those guys were crazy
the fucking subject and uh and no keep the
pit guy had a fucking around the pit guy was
the end oh my goodness oh it's not the
weenus not the weener sorry the weenus
apologies my apologies well where's we
could have had the three Pete boys
But that's it for me. That is it for me. I just had
My shit rocked that was that was very unintelligible that was
That was that was something that was something I put my all into that game too
I put my whole pussy into that that match
That guy but I did say we're gonna get fisted on the new bus
Which we I've never lost a new bus. He doesn't first one ever
Hmm. Mm-hmm. It's harder at these higher ranks with their money
one one
well
this is actually
the best we could
i thought this would be pretty good
two wins one loss
pretty competitive you know
back and forth a little bit there
till they started running left up
two wins one loss
two seven after seven
those good players
boys good parents
hope everybody has a splendid night
you do
i think it was Wednesday
but i'll catch you boys later
see ya
godspeed have a good one
yeah
All right boys
G-Dubb
Unlossed well, I am I am by the way boys massive week for those you boys that weren't here at the beginning of the stream
I love me take overtime
Tomorrow we're doing the do-ock update and then on Wednesday. I have no idea. Oh, yeah, let me finish the keys. Stop to move in ski
Stop to I'll tell you while we finish the keys
And then on Wednesday, I have no idea what we're doing and on Thursday
Me, Mr. Burks, Tim the Tatman, Cloaksy, Rack, Taxi, Genji.
I forgot the other three guys, but three other cool guys you guys like.
5v5 Custom CS2 matches.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then on Friday, which I am most excited about,
Custom rush server where only all the streamers I know are whitelisted along with five to ten of the most trusted governance
protect from stream snipers and hackers
Mm-hmm. We running that that rush server. We running that whole rush server to be a big thing
rivalries clans
Damblin at the outpost
Oh
I said, I don't know why you would drop kind of feeling a gold in these cases I'm some healing from the ethereal
I did that one
Not in that one you were do I think we are do was we are long overdue
Oh, purple purple not too savvy that's savvy, uh too savvy boy not too savvy.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Oh shit man.
Was a key voice I'll tell you I'm furious.
Something about these cases, there's a golden one of my sweat.
I swear to God.
I didn't think that would have the goose gun.
Perhaps in this one.
Another goose gun.
Perhaps in this one.
Maybe it wasn't the Goose God.
Perhaps in this one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We had two pigs back to back and gave us this piece of shit.
No matter the plenty of cases left, no matter!
Perhaps I should do this one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Another Goose God!
Perhaps another!
Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
Well, Purple, not too jammy, boy, not too jammy!
All right, team was a hot, team was a prime boys' inch in the chamber!
Open the third case with the second key I got you, bro.
Good case.
Second key.
I'm trusting you I'm trusting you
I just love you.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
BAM that MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW!
There is us out here!
Perhaps in this one. Perhaps in this one!
No matter, no matter gentlemen I have saved the best case.
glass
This is where the gold resides
This is where the gold is
We got robbed, we got robbed, it's okay, that's okay, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll
happen, no, no, not one anymore, boys, not one anymore, Mr. Officer is in the other room,
He came to visit and I have to get the hot sweaty butt sex with him right now.
We are wasting time.
Wasting time.
He is probably already lubed up.
I wait any longer.
It's gonna dry.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
The officer, he won't do that.
He's chill.
He's relaxed.
Boys, it's two of the boys.
He is probably re-allaxing over there, boys.
Ah, ah, I'm kidnapped, I'm kidnapped.
I'm kidnapped, I'm kidnapped.
Alright, goodnight, boys.
I'm Tanya, boys.
I'm Tanya.
Are you guys as apt as I am?
I'm not even trying to hype it up.
I'm I'm so excited for the rush. Is that not is that not sound like the funnest thing ever
Is that I ain't saying I I feel I mean I talked a rogue. He never played
Russ talked to drats. He never played Ross talked to Jaycee. He never played was not the initial response
I wanted
But that's not the most fun thing ever
really, you're totally got we got
Hook see it and Tim the tap man and and and and and rogue or something over in a
two by two and they're sneaking around with double barrels and we can and me
and Gingy officer we catch them on the way to outpost we steal their
scrap and there and we go into the outpost and there's some it
gambling right there and we say whoa some it come with us and we and me and
Submitted officer and Gigi fly over to the oil rig and and there's Nadeshot and Ninja
And if they just killed the whole place we kill them we take this stuff we fly on back
Ninja and Nadeshot step all mine just to rate us
Is that untalented? Does that not sound insane?
That sounds like so much fun
Well actually I'll probably disable offline rating is because
Well, the server is mostly streamers and I just think that seeing online streamer rates
would be way cooler than seeing offline streamer rates.
I did a good plan.
I'm still mulling that over, but I think that's a good idea.
What about the slurs though?
No, there will be no slurs on my rush server.
No slurs on my rush server.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh.
You can message Spoon Kid or Blueprint.
No, there's also gonna be no Russ,
Reapers, they're two God.
They'll ruin it for everybody else.
We all suck.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now.
Good night, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Have a good night now.
Good night everybody.
Good night, gang.
Good night now.
Good night everybody.
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Rest up now, rest easy now.
Good night, gang.
Good night now.
Have a good night, boys.
Good night now.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night now.
Stop now boys, goodnight.
Rest easy boys, goodnight.
dawn
I died, goodnight.
Goodbye everybody, goodnight gang,
goodnight everyone, goodnight ow, goodnight ow gang,
goodnight gang, goodnight ow everybody,
goodnight ow gang.
Rest up now, rest easy now all goodnight ow,
goodnight ow boys.
Goodnight.
Denied!
Denied!
Denied!
Denied!
I'm going to go eat a burger and have a bunch of lobster!