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NEW MAJOR UPDATE | ARC RAIDERS | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #FartInAZiplocBag&HuffIt #BUNGULATE
04-01-2026 · 7h 00m
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it is a beautiful testicular torch in Tuesday gentlemen a beautiful testicular
torch in Tuesday we have a new major update we've all been waiting for a long
time God knows I have Jesus Louise Jesus Christ hopefully this is something
crazy I honestly popped open the patch notes I fuck you oh what an officer say
well there's jobs and what are you doing in here majorly pregnant officer I'm
not pregnant that was an announcement about the rush thing hope I forgot what
I was you see what's it off so I don't even know what I was that in my line of
announcements I have no idea I'm oh wait I opened up the patch notes I kind of
grazed the top part haven't really gone through them I might skim through them
with you boys real quick oh excuse me a little gasses today I'm excited oh sorry
I'm excited I hope you guys don't mind a little flustered I I see the top it
looks pretty good. Also, also boys, let me tell you something. Okay, let me tell you
something. The Rust server is on track to being launched on Friday, gentlemen. It is
going fantastic. Not only that, some of the owners of the largest servers on
Ross have reached out to help us. Not only that, some of the developers of Ross themselves
have reached out to help us to make this the craziest experience. I cannot be more excited.
I cannot be more excited. Actually, boys, you know what actually I'm gonna do? I usually don't
condone this. Honestly, I'm pretty sure this is banable on Twitch. But I'm gonna do it anyways.
That's how excited I am. I don't really care.
I, I, this is what I'm gonna do. I, I sit down a bunch of invites.
I'm gonna tell you the names of the people that haven't responded yet and
maybe, maybe you guys could like remind them.
Like, you know, maybe when they stream back, hey, if you just got a DM or something,
I say, yeah, that's, that's, that's, yeah, it's too important not to do it.
Let me let me tell you who hasn't responded just yet
But I'll be kind though. Don't berate them. Don't berate them. I might get banned
All right, okay, so
Well, I'm gonna talk with Cloak see the night. So I'll have him I got mr. I'm out. Drag is good. Mr.
Merks is down
Jim's yes responded, but but I'm sure I can I can I am sure she's busy. I'll just talk to other side
Mendo's in it's Timmy is in hey you video game from the talk of days is in
Taxi is in John Sin is in hutch is in moist critical is in
Nate Hill
hasn't yet responded hasn't yet responded if uh if you uh you know if you
want to do that. Teefoo. Teefoo hasn't quite responded yet.
Nadeshot. Nadeshot hasn't quite responded yet. Ninja. Ninja hasn't quite
responded yet to the Batman. And the Batman hasn't quite responded yet. Rogue is in,
Will or Zee hasn't responded, but I'm sure I can talk to Jiji or something. Truck is,
Truck is not responded and shroud hasn't quite responded yet
Niko infinite quite hasn't responded just yet
Summit hasn't responded just yet
I think that's it I guess all I
Mean there's a couple of people that I've talked to some people can't make it some people can't join
But those are the people that just haven't responded yet.
I've got a couple, I've got quite a number of gentlemen
I'm conversing with getting the timeline figured out
and, you know, like for instance, I drag his in,
but I don't think he can join us on day one.
Oh, it's his birthday.
Nico said he will play.
Let's go, let's go.
All right, okay, we got one more.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Okay, great, great.
That's great.
A GC, I believe we talked, did we talk about it to GC last night
he say he was in or something?
Things he said he was in.
Keso, I don't have his DMs.
I don't know how to get in contact with Keso.
I don't know how to do that.
But hopefully we can get Keso in it.
That'd be great.
That would be great.
OK, Z-landed.
I've never played with Z-landed, but I might invite him.
I don't know.
I'm not inviting just Eddie.
I'm kind of keeping it to, well, once he won't see.
Once he, I might.
I might be down for that.
I just don't know the gentleman that well.
I don't know the gentleman that well.
Oh, we got name shot! Let's go!
Let's go!
I will make sure they respond to the DMs, because I need their Steam 64 ID, along with a couple other Steam 64 IDs.
Okay, alright! Alright! Back to Arc Raiders!
Back to Arc Raiders!
Uh, mmm...
Oh...
Back to Arc Raiders! Let me see...
Tonight, we're gonna be playing with Mr. Cloaksy and Mr. Drac...
Until 10 PM, and I think Hutch is swapping one of them out...
At 10 p.m. Let me go over these these patches. Have you guys been over these patch notes yet?
Are they looking good? Is this looking good boys?
Are these looking let's let's take a look at these patch notes with the C
Attention raiders that's us with the raiders with the raiders
The hurricane subsides, but it leaves behind a host of new threats to oh again
I'm not gonna read that.
Let me just look at what's new.
Map condition, close scrutiny, arc operation.
I don't know what that is, but that sounds intriguing.
That sounds intriguing, very intriguing.
Arc vaporizer, a new arc.
I don't know what that is, but it sounds intriguing.
Legendary energy shotgun.
Whoa.
Whoa, legendary energy shotgun.
Labra
That sounds like something that sounds that sounds like something
Red medium m.o.s.m.g. The canto
Hold this one was anybody actually coached on this update boys
red deployable surge coil
High-gain antenna player project. I don't know what that means
shredders added to all maps I
I could take a leave that one that that sounds pretty Dona Ria
Scrappy feeding boost I don't know what that means, but I love this is crappy wasp hunter set the brigade set
Whoa
The weapons right then take a peep
Those are the new weapons right there
There's the canto
And that's the dole bra
Oh
That highlights increased loot value in all rock rooms with a scaled increase depending on the key rarity
Players who build the old loadout are more likely to join fresh service. Oh, that's nice. That's nice boys. That is nice
crafting improvements
hide-hud on console
What is that? What was that mean? Wait, what does that mean? What's hide-hut on console?
Like, is that mean like you can hide your HUD on an Xbox? Or does that mean you can access
the console to hide your HUD and I can, I no longer have to hide the code at the bottom
of my screen?
Oh, oh, it's Pixel mode, Pixel mode for Xbox. Gotcha, okay, then I'll get it, okay then.
new arc vaporizer.
Oh my goodness, it looks like an apple pod is some type of iPhone 19.
Rocketeers would now take less damage from collisions and will no longer be instantly
destroyed upon impact when stunned.
Reduce the chance for multiple fireflies to spawn together, thank god that shit was diarrhea.
And wait, no, decrease the time it takes for arc to identify players that are very close
in front of them all right oh wait oh I know that's bad free augments can now be recycled into
six plastic and six of a box the five five Berna has a new extra spicy functionality okay that's
probably not good for us maps increase loot value in all locked rooms and scale increased
depending on key rarity increased loot spawn from baron hodge called that's good those were
those were die area players you build their own loadout okay well okay I feel like they're just
just tell me everything I just read all that I fairly said we just read all
that two seconds ago we dev note as part of an ongoing look at free loadout
usage and how it impacts the game we're going to bias the matchmaking to put
players with custom loadouts into fresh servers this won't be a guarantee as a
As a map choice time of day and region,
we'll still affect the dot, all right.
That was too much reading.
Mmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmm.
I don't want to read all that.
Okay, all right!
All right, we're good to go!
Let's do this thing.
Stard.
Oh.
oh this is all this is the same cut see I think there was new cut season yeah
oh update new arc melts please it is it more annoying than the shredder you know
how I have good I think you must have to have good I must answer God speed God
speed must answer I know peanuts gonna read that well I am a genius thank you
good share it's space God what much what space God with the name it I won't
figure it out we'll figure it out and it was that dragon coaxing guy where are
those the old Nate Hale but responded hmm I'm down my bad thought this was fake
at first
okay all right well we figured out why Nate Hale didn't respond to our rust
invite is stupid that all right all right we're good to go they tail is in they
tail is in that's good to hear James you just text it back she says he's a
hundred percent and all right we're cooking more we are cooking up with C
destinations was this oh we close scrutiny groups of surveyors and vapor
arises just standing for value book
Materials and discoveries could move worthwhile if they're there for the resistance no active walk doors
Decreased amount of overall loot value increased amount of arc loot. Okay. I wait that sounds like something wait, let's do that
Well, I forgot I'm poor
Shit, well, let's do a quick reload. I want to do quick reload. I want to quickly learn
Let's see what let's see what's crack-a-lackin boys. I just want to take it in repeat
You know is printed I thought he was in legume
This is literally no other loop of a loop besides on the probes wait is it is it probes there?
No, I'll clue I think you can kill all and then it gives you stuff
We're not trainwrecks boys. I don't I
Know you boys think the bungie lady got a little motion, but I I mean dad that's that's a lot of motion
All right, but I don't know that guy. I I I've heard he's cool
I heard he's the coke Harbor Bandit or whatever the shit, but I ain't I've never talked to that guy in my life
But he is 100% welcome to join if he would like to 1000%
I think he's a cool guy
I don't know what I'm trying to do.
Oh
Mr. Knotty welcome in good morning great timing great timing
I mean
Thank you appreciate that. I'm excited to watch your opinion on this
Well, I'm actually on a free kid so I could kill myself or I could just run it while you watch
Me I just want to see you. Oh, yeah, let me take a peep outside. I'm doing that new arc something something thing
The game I'm not I'm not joking. This is the hardest game mode today. They've ever had it. What's that red laser over there?
Where's that?
You gotta run over to it
Okay, giant it's a giant pyramid that has three breachable containers and when you open it
It spawns like two rocket here for two new guys to her per breach
Her way so six total
Yeah, it's one up to six this one like each one is one like two vaporizers or two rocket ears or like
It's so hard man. Oh, I see for yourself. Yeah, I'm looking over there
It's like the fourth the deny everybody's getting kaboom the diet. You see that?
Yeah, I've seen like four flanges. I came out of the hole
You little crazy over there boys you get a little crazy code and time not I said
Although we are gonna hide my code. Oh my god. 17 minutes of the game and there's still dying like that
Did I kid jeep?
Chad how fast are you gonna die?
How fast are we gonna die?
I see that's a weird question.
How fast am I gonna win, more like?
How fast is everyone else gonna die?
Immediately in seconds, fast, two minutes,
instantly, instant death.
He's so terrible, man.
It's brutal.
All right.
All right.
Okay, well, I for one have great faith in not only my capabilities, but the abilities to get through here and kill everyone and leave with the coop.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's already dead.
Alright, well, that's not very kind at all, and quite frankly inaccurate.
Now, what did you watch and learn, Mr. Cloaks here? You may think it's hard, but you're an amateur.
Watch out for personal deals with a situation like this.
I didn't think about that actually.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Why don't you take a little gander for me? Huh?
Take a little gander for me.
Lock him up boys, lock him in.
Lock him.
Oh my!
There's two gentlemen right down there!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, friends, friends!
I forgot how to talk in the game.
oh wait oh sorry about that oh oh what happened to the friendly what the
who you talking are you talking about me I'm not a rat I'm not a rat
Oh, what?
You're talking about me to me you dipshit. Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no
What the fuck is it not oh fucking fat bitch just your ass back this barrage of pussy oh
No, I got big plans for you chief. I got big plan for you big man
Yes, we are back cuz you see this
We are back
How are you alive?
Holy shit
Little bit of you. Oh
Yes, I had ski. Oh my god. These guys weren't even free kids closely. We see this. Oh my god. Oh my god
I got you in the nine-to-five or lobby. Oh
Oh, I'm stacking right now.
See this?
Oh, we haven't...
This is going split...
...splendidly.
Oh.
It's just...
Is it gonna do the...
Get out of here!
Oh my god.
Was that the thing?
Where?
Resensions in regular rocketeer? Or is that the thing?
That's a regular rocketeer.
Oh, if you see the vaporizer, you'll see the vaporizer. I'm not going to spoil anything.
Okay, alright.
Okay, good.
Don't you worry, Koshy. I think you are done doubting me and my skill.
Alright.
I see I might be.
I think you are done doubting me and my skill.
Well, sorry a little hairball
To kind clank his passion by nothing to be worried about there
That close you how about you do you have a pen out give a pen you can reach for a quick
Give a city well lucky for you. I have a pen in a notepad right now where I'm thinking I know it's well
That's good. That's good. Okay. Yes. All right. Get ready to judge something down here get ready to jot it down
All right, have pen at ready clicked open. Hey, here we go. All right
Hey
Follow me boys. Follow me
Use his pharaoh instead
Not that distance on it. Oh
Oh, who is this kind gentlemen? Oh
He's dumb and poor. Oh
There's no
thing
you take a look at that coachy yeah they all breached who's this guy
yeah I don't know what do you preach about oh my god
Hi God. Hi Jack. RUN! Hi. What the hell is this? What game am I playing right now?
Are you so fuckin' real? What the fuck? What is that? What are we playing? What? Oh yeah!
Oh, don't worry, yeah, I'll just take out three Rockin' Tears and the Vaporized it.
No need to worry there.
I-I-I grab me a Black Count.
Grab me a Black Count, everything else is set up perfectly.
What the hell is that?
Oh, it's so many legendary stuff.
Alright, I'm killing myself.
My good Tetron. Good warmup. Good warmup. That was a good warmup.
That was a good warmup.
You wouldn't have made it to the hatch. I'd have the pink thing. I would have died long before
Actually, I just remember this has right there. Maybe I would have made it. I was too late now. I give myself
excellent
excellent raid
Oh
Good man, good man
Thank you, Mrs.
Spitzer. Thank you, my boy. You honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not close. See, I'm pretty sure we are gonna get
the are rectal walls turned inside out all night long but I will say props to
Inbot for making something that is that challenging
welcome we're probably not gonna survive once I said earlier I'll be like
it would be a full-blown miracle if you have the LeBron James of Arc Raiders on
you team will be fine drag I heard it's a special little guy's birthday this
weekend oh yeah I heard it's a special little guy's birthday this weekend
Oh happy birthday to the Rag!
Happy birthday to DRAG!
I decided to be a saddow!
Happy birthday to the Rag!
Happy birthday to you!
Oh, happy birthday.
Dear Drac.
Woo.
Please don't have any more.
It came before us.
Yeah.
Talks so deep, but I'll take you.
Ah, close enough.
Oh, we'll try to get it more accurate next year.
That's all you get.
If it suddenly comes around, I see you.
You're not getting another one of those.
You get one per year.
You already spent it. That was one credit. Everybody gets one credit per year.
I'll wait for next year's.
Yeah, you can catch it next year, chief.
Mmm. Alright, okay. Alright, let me get you guys to heal us to the thing.
Are you really wanting to do co-scoot me immediately?
Yeah.
You buggered? You just bugged on to the tribe?
It's interesting.
Yeah, we're not gonna survive once.
Oh.
Okay, I just wanna make sure you do that.
Yeah, he just stayed arrayed and he had three rocketeers and a vaporizer.
I killed them.
Dude, I not only killed me,
They stacked up like a Jenga towel on top of my dead globs.
Well, you haven't even get to see the vaporizer shoot yet.
That's just about to happen.
It's kind of mean mugging me while I was crawling around
looking for quarters.
So I don't think I got the full experience.
The vaporizer has the entire Queen ability kit.
It just flies.
No, not Queen, maitrake.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, it's maitrake.
Yeah, so it has all the major abilities the laser it has a queen one tap laser and it has a shield
What?
Why would why would?
What why would why would anyone ever think of doing that?
Why would they do that to me? Why why have they done this to me?
I think why did they actually it puts up a wall and you have to hide okay?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Space Satan. Okay. All right. All right. All righty.
I do have a kinetic coal crack for a hundred bullets. I don't think that'll do anything.
We're gonna die. I don't know. It tastes like candy killer. Oh, we can maybe do that. We
can maybe do that. I do a little more than that. I was I don't have too much cash boy.
I'm gonna bring in a venerated fool with three sexy people that way I can put some damage on him to without spending too much cash
He would peanut
Why track attack this morning? So the bunch of people that had three million of ducks on them
Now I have three million of ducks in my inventory. Can I have this we believe the ducks? I think you might want some don't give it to
I would love to be believed in dogs.
Please, please.
He can beg.
Well, that's not true.
It's just like a sex thing.
I have three open butthole slots.
Will you give me 45 rubber ducks
that can fit inside of my rectum?
Thank you, sir. You're a good man.
You're a good man. You're a good man.
Clancy, I don't have anything for these,
for these arcs.
Yeah, I don't know what you need to do.
I mean, I lost every single legendary and every wolf pack. I can stand there and be sexy, but above that
That's not much I can do. You know we
These containers are you want five out five hours? Okay?
Yeah, we didn't get it and nobody has a legendary shotgun yet
People people that we just didn't get it. Oh
And it's so good it's so good
Have you used it? Have you used it?
I haven't I haven't seen videos in two pumps purple armor
Really?
Yeah, and the new
The new SMG drops in a blueprint drops in the hurricane mode, and it's like the bobcat on crack
Bobcat on crack
Uh-huh. No way. Yeah, we have to get those way. Wait. Oh
I should we do this mode in hurricane mode until we get both. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
It's just five hours in the game, I'm not gonna get one to drop though.
Yeah.
Where's the crack?
What crack?
I don't have any crack.
I don't have any crack.
Oh, there's some out of the bubble bloods.
I'm walking, man.
Good old man.
Well, hold up now.
Hold up.
I have to get some finta now from this, for this journey out of us.
You gave me some?
Hey, what's food, Kea?
What is this?
Hey, you feed scrappy and he gives you like random loot.
No way!
I just gave you three apples and three mushrooms.
Wait, you should.
They can bring back like queen reactants and shit.
Really?
Yeah, thank God.
Oh my God.
That's a really cool update.
That's a really cool update.
Like the scab box or whatever.
Are some foods better than others to give them?
I don't know.
If I don't stop ready, go up on exit.
Okay, there we go.
Oh, I never got my fence at all.
One second.
I still don't even have all my benches.
The ones that do have a level one.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, oh my god, what you suck me sideways?
Okay, we're not we're not we're not starting on me. We're not starting on me. We're not starting on me
Okay, we're not we're not starting on me. We're not starting on me. All right. Well, let me get you boys in here
Wait, how are you feeling by the way? What do you mean? How am I feeling? Well, because you're pregnant
All right, well you didn't know
Now you weren't there.
Mm hmm.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But you be at my baby shower.
I have an Amazon wish list.
I'm thinking a Fitbit and a metal clothes hanger.
Yeah, I would.
I think I'm built.
Like to hang up clothes on.
What do you think?
What do you?
That's great.
you guys. Yeah. Okay. Good. All
right. Cool. Okay. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Get in here right now. Alright.
Get in here.
That's my streamer. Thank you.
That's my streamer. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Uh, group it up. I'm working on... Oh, there we go. Coaching's finally here.
Okay, now we ride!
Look at his 60 ducks for you. He is hiding them from the stage.
Wait, you give me 45, right?
Yeah, I'll give you 45, but I have like 3,000.
3,000 ducks?
I gotta give him something to drag, too.
No, no, drag has tons of money. I have 150,000.
Up 258,000.
I don't give a rat ass what you have drag. I need it boy. Oh
Fine, you can have one doc because it is your birthday in five days
Right, that's something
Mm-hmm, that's on the news give it to him. I'll have two million three hundred thousand
I came in all the ducks live on your close to your birthday. Yeah
And I'll do it again chance is not gonna bring you shit
fuck Santa. Fuck Santa is a very cool guy. Fuck you Santa. Like when he comes in my
chimney. Now, righty up boys. Okay. Yeah, we were doing close hoodie, right? Yeah.
Oh, good. Good. I got it. I have any more wool facts that I use all 23. We don't need
wool facts. We don't need wool facts. By the way, where's the where's the weak parts of the of the vaporizer?
like directly under it.
Whoa.
Oh, okay.
Let's ride.
Oh man, what are you doing?
Wait, what's going on? You guys keeping secrets from me?
Hush Hush, sexy me saying he's extremely intoxicated and I'm like bro. It is 7 p.m. on a Tuesday
Holy crap
He's living life
He is living life. He's living life
Of course you can I have those ducks for my butt?
Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. All right. He has taken a half of my dogs. Oh, thank you. Good sir.
Well, that was a quick $350,000. Thank you, Mr. Closey, for helping me trip to my network the first time.
Thank you Mr. Closey for helping me trip my net worth the first time
second was made
The aggro
I'm too jabby boys
Oh my god
We were just thing out by the way, we were just triangle
They spawned every one spawns in the first two minutes and then they spawned every four minutes after that
Oh
Oh god, she got so gay
We are the first two, by the edge.
Yeah, one's about to spawn in like 15 seconds.
Oh, God, you got to okay, okay.
Wait here, we wait here.
Oh, God.
What, is that the duvet peresite?
Is that the duvet peresite?
Yes.
Should we take it down?
one just one I think one spawned on us oh my god huge three there's three people
died over there
you should be watering it
wait one spawned here that spawns so ass holy shit
yeah that's fine that's fine yeah let's go let's go over yoddy
let's go crackleacking they spawned him pretty late so like doing them early is
really dumb but I think we can well what these one we have to survive whatever
you think is best yeah well I don't think we fight I think I'm going to everyone
what are the chances what are the chances we have like one guy break off three
open and then lead all six guys away while the other two live I just open
you can only open one at a time but uh what people are doing is they have
So when they just start breeching throw their grenade and then open it and then cloak out
You've got genius
Yeah, wait, are they doing it? Oh my
This is that Marvel technology, we're just going there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%
It's on the roof over there. Oh
My god, okay now
Yeah, the lobbies are so like everyone has whole practice and legendary
That's another team ask me another team
Where the fuck did he go he was literally on my ping
Are you sure I'm a I'm a spoke
Wait I've got a gun gun gun gun
Oh one of the right one of the right
Three teams three teams so many teams so many teams
Bro go on bro go on bro go on there bro go on there
By that building
Got him?
Who died since his
That's a Bobcat
Take that fool take that who look at him take that huh
How do you like that huh
Oh we did we did
He's in front of the truck.
They're in mogas.
What?
Is he coming back?
Yeah, he's coming back.
Should we keep on looting?
We're gonna begin to do something.
Probably a better gun than I do.
I'm gonna get the Vindigators.
You want a bulkhead one?
I want another bulkhead one!
Here, here.
Oh my god, you want kidding me?
I want another bulkhead one.
Here, here.
Oh my god, you want kidding me?
I want another bulkhead one.
Oh my god, you are kidding me, these guys are stuck.
Yeah, yeah, we'll probably get legendary.
Hey, we got a Bobcat.
I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna kill these guys and leave.
We're cooking, boys, we're cooking.
I'm not a peon.
Right, you're doing insane.
Oh.
You think the Bobcat knew a thing?
Not you?
Oh, keep moving, keep moving.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
He's gonna be in front of you guys.
I'm peeping inside of the gas station.
Do you lose both of them?
Right here on me, right here on me.
Oh my god!
Cracks are cracked, big cracks are cracked.
Elger's hopped!
Outside, outside, outside. Too right.
I see two down, I see two down.
Have you got them all?
I got nothing but to wear a bag!
Alright!
Finish those men off before they get away quickly!
I got it.
I got it.
I still see what over there is calling.
How is he calling?
I just put a whole bunch of them on.
Don't you worry about it.
I'll handle him.
I'll handle him.
Do get your ass back here, Mrs. Italy!
Oh, he's dead. They're mine. You're right. You're right.
What's the guys on us? Oh, are they live or they down down?
Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy. Oh
My god, we're just gonna connect a converter a torrent a full I'm not even joking. Yeah
Take walls, we need walls, cause that guy has walls on him.
Yeah walls are very good.
Yeah walls are good.
Take it boys, take it.
Take it boys.
You're fat.
And this one's.
Acquired two walls for the assistance of the team.
Get ready, get ready, get ready.
Get ready to go back into that building.
The assistance.
Acquired two walls for the assistance of the teeth. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready to go back into that building.
It's just gonna spawn in a second.
Good to watch, good to watch.
Got...
Oh my god, the paperizer.
Oh, they got two fire pistols as well.
Gotcha, gotcha.
I'm gonna charge lightin' them up, boys, lightin' them up!
What you were saying at this? I got this.
Take that, you foul beast!
You got this, you're up?
Yep.
Okay, we're making a lot of fucking noise right now.
We're as quiet as a mouse.
This is where you go in the house.
Get him, have it, get him, have it!
Got it!
Did you see how good stuff you could loot or no?
Yeah, he is, he is the thing that gave you-
Wait, actually it's good for you because you need ARC circuitry.
Drops it fuck ton.
Fucked on.
There's much, there's much, I'm on a bunch.
Boop, boop, boop.
Oh, vaporizer regulator?
We're in five minutes, Yemo.
I like that they put in one big piece.
That's a highly, highly efficient,
a lot less annoying than like the bastard
when you sit around for a whole night.
I can do this, we're going to be camping in.
I'm good, Jack.
Well, good.
I need help, I need help.
Oh!
Come on, come on.
God
Oh my god, I'm dead. I'm dead. It's over
Oh, he's getting firepissed! He's getting firepissed! You might be dead!
See that guy wrapping behind me? I knew he was gonna do that to me.
Yeah, they were just running.
What's with him up? What's with him up?
You were just crossing the bus.
Yeah, that's all you. You got to raise him.
Sir!
Do you think he...
Sir! Hello, sir! How are you on this phone?
Hold on now, sir! I've got a secret!
And if you kill me, then you're not gonna know my secret!
I love you! And you do so much for the community, sir!
Oh, I get a reward. We're gonna reward for doing that
Which my reward, okay, all right
Okay, I wish he had given me like an options I could pick from three rewards
He was just sitting in the bush
I
Lappin boys that'll happen
You know prices right rewards. That's that's it's
That's how kind of reward right there. I
Are you guys calling to the hat set?
Well, I don't know. Where are you going? They hmm?
I mean, they're gonna know exactly where we are. You know, they're gonna expect us to go away from that
Hey, oh
Yeah, wait, you saw those ducks in our body
Hello
Yeah, it's not too bad, right
The bald one died
I mean somebody's leaving that
I think track is raising them up. We just can't hear him
Oh things was a edgy
I don't understand I think this time is good boys you tracks reason up right now
You ever investigate coaxing in the Burger King Philly T-State commercial I did not go I did not
That's okay, Mr. Jack. You catch it next time.
Yeah, look at your player interactions.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Your player interactions?
Okay.
Huh.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
It is.
Okay.
That's not me.
Yes.
Okay, guys.
I'm sorry.
You won't game do it on me.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
One second.
Something isn't right.
it right something isn't quite right wait a second do you think that may have
been someone watching the stream no impossible impossible impossible absolutely
impossible absolutely impossible well I'm glad we I'm glad we checked though
I'm glad we thought about it for a second.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
The point is probably to never do that ever and just kill the entire server.
Yeah, I think we kill the entire server and then grab it at the end with some lure grenades.
Yeah.
Wait, do you need lure grenades and a cloak or can you get away with just doing lure grenades?
You can lure grenades, smokes. There's smokes.
Aw, I don't use smokes. Smokes are for benches.
I'm about to smoke.
With the I would there's what if we get some renegades and post up on the block jet badass
Like on like a ridge. Yeah, no cap like on on 60 second ridge and we we we shoot him with our gats
I mean, okay. Okay. Oh, we can do that
Time said all right. We can do that. We can that sounds pretty good to me
I'm gonna say I think if we fight like type shit. Yeah, if we find a good
like on my mama we can get them if we find a good range and
I'm a mama, cuz.
Chill, cuz, chill.
Bye bye, cuz.
Chill, cut, chill, okay?
You're doing too much, Drake.
I get doing too much, really.
I hate you both.
You're not real.
We'll grab a pretty game we'll grab a pretty game. Let me sell all of me sell these ducks
I have an extra cash influx for cash influx
Thanks for the ducks chief, it's only thinking float right now
I got you I got you you want more I would love some more ducks
Jack need some
No, I'm just eating you know what just cuz you said that I'll take I'll take some books
I think some looks I make sure you have two asspots rack two asspots. No, I need it more than drag
Ducks, I'm going
What I've done for both of you guys doesn't even start to be alive in the game, of course
In on greatest you don't give me that's
legs Wow
That's not very kind
Yeah, you know let this racist take your ducks closey peanut racist you're gonna give a peanut racist your ducks
Alright, okay, I see what's going on here. I see what's going on. Okay
We get let me get a little something something what was ready. Don't you rush me closey? Don't you rush me?
I was gonna rush you but you said that I'm not going to good. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, see did you sleep?
Sleepers for the week. Uh, like four hours
Sleepers for the week sleepers for the week. You don't need sleep. No, are you yeah?
You know the Vikings used to not sleep for a week at a time
I believe that yeah, it's because I made it up, but he would be cool if that was real
Don't think about it that was real. That'd be so cool, right?
I
Honestly, yeah, would that would be cool. Thanks. He was not sleep
Yeah, oh, you know that you know that there's actually a disease you can be born with
That only makes it so you have to sleep four hours a night. So like so that's sick
some random people just like get like more
Life than other guys for like no fucking reason just lottery chance
I'm jealous. What the fuck?
I'm extremely jealous. That is actually really unfair.
Yeah, what?
They just get to be alive four hours longer than all of us every single day.
How is that?
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not certain.
The four hours gives them the same rest as eight hours.
Not like you can only sleep four hours.
Not like you have a condition that makes you sleep.
like it like rejuvenizes you just eight hours one okay no I'm still it's not
called okay no coach doesn't do that no that's that cheap that no you only need
two hours to sleep okay all right now we ride
wait it's on bird city are you serious no fucking way are you so dead serious the
map change if it's I'm buried saying we sit there's no way no no it is I'm sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, I don't.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hmm. Poop Raiders off poopers.
I've trained myself with alarms to need a little less sleep.
I don't know if that's a thing.
You also also like if you don't have that disease and you get less sleep,
it's like pretty dangerous for you.
So don't try that.
I see people the chat and say they trained themselves.
I heard that if you get like six hours of sleep at night versus eight your chances for like like cancer are like higher
I don't know what's true a priest I saw it like I'm like Joe Rogan is some other podcast like three years ago
I don't know. I do this is I I don't know what's real shit. I'm just it's a vague memory of some random podcast
I'm pretty sure the dude was bald and the only podcast was bald that I know is Joe Rogan
Oh, let's ride!
Alright boys, this is a much better map for our endeavors.
I do not have syringes so don't go down.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Track, kiss me before I close you get back.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We were just doing some brotherly party mom
Hey, I'm not for you
For me over me. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Yeah, and right this too. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, that is a game
Oh, oh my god, I got 30 45
My score
Take that
I
Killed someone doping and I have a fucking a ducks. Yeah
Cooks a bunch eater not be in drag we are like
Someone do big I killed someone doing it. I was there. We're victims. We're victims. I'm a victim
I
Why does track head mess because he's foreign no
He got ducks earlier that is true. He got ducks earlier. He got that's earlier. No, you know
It's Chad is on to something. No, he didn't get less junk because he was foreign
He got less ducks as we hate him and we don't like them. He's not even a member of the group
They're gonna be like right on you
He's ugly ugly and stinky and fat. Oh
I think so
All right guys, we might want to start engaging the technology. Yeah
Okay, that would be the new gentleman that shoots lasers from his eyes
Yeah, I'm definitely kill them. I like I brought a kid to kill it
Well, I'm a renegade
You ready, you won't kill it.
Oh, okay.
What about that guy that said, oh, hello, peanut?
That's coming, Closie.
Yeah.
You should be killed that one first.
Yeah, I see him. I see him. I see him.
What are you?
Back?
He's so weak.
Next time as well.
Crack, flash, and absolute.
You got to ping, bro.
I try to live ping.
Got one, got one!
got one one dead one dead nice another one here another one here
back all right yep another one another one on me
I should have stayed here and stayed here and said oh no no no no there's two more two more another team another team coming in for the ones
oh my god oh there's a thousand of them yes here play that smoke sure don't kill me
it's rigged somewhere there well me want to be right here we're right here right here
These are the others or this quarter sure don't kill me you'll get a to die in hell
That guy's one that guy's one. I'll repeat that again. Oh
Hey back over there back over the thingy there back over the thingy
How do I have less than one man? Oh my god. Oh, yeah
Oh my god, it's a whole team
Watch it.
There, there, ping, ping, ping.
It's at least two.
Got one, got one.
We're dead, we're dead.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, god, we have to get out of here.
You're bad, you're bad, you're bad, you're bad.
Don't worry, I styled on him.
No team, no team, they're fighting me.
No team, no team, no team.
Oh my god, dude.
What is going on?
I'm getting inside.
Space Satan is on me.
Space Satan is on me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, is that Dodge?
Oh, like, John Wick.
He didn't even touch us.
You're simply too fast!
Come, come, come gentlemen, come!
I came?
Oh, shit.
I need a...
Two hundred and fifty...
We should we kill this guy?
No we can't, we can't, we can't.
We can't, we can't? Or no we can't?
No we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't.
Can't...
Can't?
Can't?
Can't, can't, can't, can't!
Can't?
Can't we or not?
No.
What so we can?
Oh, we have to find it.
We can take that guy as a whole cracker, do you hear that?
We can take that guy as a whole cracker and kill him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Alright, we're just gonna head inside.
Should we head inside?
I didn't even kill that. I think Kosi's insane.
I have put like,
300 ready-game bullets into it.
Let me try.
You're seeing sucks. I'm taking it down right now easily.
All right.
Why don't you guys just stand back?
I'm a too sushi boy to stand back.
He's got to hit it in the right spots.
All right.
Oh wait, I'm on fire, but I didn't take any damage.
Am I cheating?
You have to hit him in those things.
Yeah, but there's things on the side. Yeah, this thing. Yeah, the little wings
Okay, all right, okay, we're making good progress making okay without making good progress anymore. Oh shit
Oh
This you enjoy your fire. Oh my goodness, it's not on fire
Oh my god, dude, the Ren does nothing to it.
No, no, no, hold on now.
We're making progress.
We're making progress!
You guys see my marker?
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh my goodness.
Alright.
Your marker?
Yeah, I see it.
Quick, she'll be charged.
She'll be charged!
Got it!
You're a team of work!
Oh
Now let's go rip that whole clock up for that whoo look at hands you guys you guys want to oh my god
What's one right on us you guys want to go find that?
The tempest yo, let's kill the tempest guy wait, but first let's go this whole guy guy
Oh good
I already looking yeah, I don't know why it's much much much
Take that fool I missed I missed on purpose
Well, you want to be okay, it's racist
Let me let me all over something. He's gonna be kill me as Bobcat go
good was I think that the shotgun may be diarrhea oh yes we saw the other I was
no more shotguns I sweet ripped the bomb cats and lock in tell everybody
We might see a gentleman in the rain.
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna say twice that guy is men's meat.
A raccoon in the middle of the street after an accident.
They killed the raccoon.
But the Toro is not the move.
It's not the move.
The circle is just too big. It doesn't do anything.
The hole is just too big.
That guy didn't even feel it.
I was shooting from two meters. Oh, it's just too big
Did they actually buff the kettle or no, I
Didn't hear about that. I might be getting one guy dead. Never mind. Oh
let me grab I'm gonna grab a
Rindigade and
and
No, I'm gonna grab a anvil and a in a bobcat
I think that might be, I think that's kind of making a comeback, is it not, is it making
a comeback?
I think it's going to be good.
No, it's Twitter's poop-ass.
I think it's going to die over here, you know?
I have an Amos Twitter.
Yeah.
I think it's going to be a purple barrel, I think it's going to be good for ours, but
if you're going to kill them players, we're still in players, right, we're not throwing
the event.
Yeah, we can do the event after we kill all the players.
Yeah, fuck the angle sweater because I guarantee you at least one of these players is gonna have like a like a like a whole crack on it
But whatever yeah, huh?
Mm-hmm. Oh my god talk to the crazy seed lady for a second get some supplies. I should was I'm we're doing really good
I'm I know we've died every raid, but we usually die every raid anyways
But we're taking like ten dudes with us again
Hey, that's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I was falling into a raid and hearing, hey, peanut.
Yeah.
By the first thing.
Yeah.
That's always fun.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Yeah.
I, I noticed ever since there was that three week period and a bunch of broad men crying
I've been getting the stream snipers that are nice are now lesser in proportion to the the the Dino Nuggy eating mom basement dollars.
It's proportion is evening out.
Well, okay, Dino Nuggy is a load of good.
They are good, especially with some spicy water burger kentrum.
You got yourself some motion when I never tried that.
You never had that.
Oh my goodness.
My goodness the bottle you've had water burger ever. They don't have that in Miami
In Venezuela
No, Miami
Same shit
In Venezuela your ankle over there and shit. Oh, I heard your ankle is great
I've had better
Water burger has good wings that crazy. Oh my oh my god. Yeah, it's so weird. They actually do everything in wings
Yeah, that's that's that's
Oh, she knows
She knows that side boys if you had that club what about this guy knows ball this guy got that ball on I
Didn't think you knew something like that. That's that's hidden ball knowledge right there. It's neck. Oh
Damn impressed. I've impressed. Thank you. Thank you. I did not know you would be the well person
What can I say in this video?
You got yourself a meal with that bad boy, burger, ten wings or whatever.
That's a meal.
That's a meal fit for a game.
What flavor do you get?
I got the, I pretty sure get the buffalo and then I get a jalapeno ranch to dip it in.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the move.
That's the move.
the ranch right not the regular ranch. I get the jalapeno ranch. I get the spicy ketchup
too. Oh yeah, the spicy ketchup of course. You can't go wild and bone without getting
the spicy ketchup. That's one of the question. Is type 6. Wingstop any good? Wingstop is
like okay if you want to stick your fingers down your throat after you're done. Yeah.
Okay. If you get stuck in the desert for like 30 days and you want to pile of shit. Yeah.
Between that and the camel you've been riding. Yeah, I would say yeah, it's okay
Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, I mean it's got its moments
It's got its moments like if you haven't eaten for four days and everything and doing dog shit would taste delicious
That's what it's that's what it hits. That's what it is really hard. I won't get it
Well, no, no, it's not like don't get it. It's okay. We're exaggerating
It's like, don't get it, but it's like, if you can get literally anything else doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
Now we ride!
Okay, I've got my anvil and my bobby cat.
A bobby cat, uh...
Ooh, a bobby cat!
Ooh, a bobby cat!
I
Let's proceed where I'm missing able for my public had
Public had
There we go. That was crazy if I had any other gun other than a friend again
I could have gotten her fuck if I didn't have that Toro. I thought I would I thought I could still work
Toros Toros fucking parents. It's gone. It's gone forever. You can't do anything with that
Yeah, I should have all my yeah
Yeah, exactly. I think that honestly you know what even though it kind of sucks
because I was playing my weapon I was best with and I'm kind of sad that it's
not as good I think that was a good change along with the
venerated change. I know those are good changes. I like that people are using
other weapons. I like that. They just need to change a blue choke. Wait till we get the
if we get the legendary shotgun when the shotgun is legendary yeah the shotgun's
a legendary what about the SMG? the SMG is blue it's a blue medium oh and you get it
for hurricane okay okay gotcha okay okay let's ride
We have reports of surveyors scanning the area under vape riser escort.
We're not sure what will happen if they find what they're looking for, but it may be worth keeping an eye on.
EEEEH!
RIDE!
Follow me boys.
Oh Mr. Bonds, my boy, do we might get some more good man?
Good man!
Thank you my boy, appreciate you mother.
And Mr. Simon, we'll get some more good man, good man!
Oh, thank you boys, appreciate you mother.
By the way, by the way real quick, I-
What?
I- Coachie, you get my text about the rush thing?
Yeah, you are you pumped up for that or what?
Okay, I'll give you my concerns on it. Okay. Go ahead. I'm
Guess before you do it. Yeah, you're gonna give me concerns
And then I'm gonna say you didn't read the thing I said shit and all those concerns taken care
Go ahead
Go ahead. Oh, yeah, that's probably what's gonna happen. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. What's your concerns?
What's your concerns?
Okay, go ahead. Oh, don't read it right now you jackass you tell me what your concerns are so I can
Because like normally there's a lot of like super super sweaty
Yeah, remers that end up droning or players and they just sit there and sweat their nicks off
Yeah, so I've already barred any rust streamer. They're not allowed to join
Oh
Told you you didn't read it. I didn't read it. Oh
Wait, I just realized I didn't put that in that actually mind. Okay. Never mind. I should have been telling you
Oh boy, my bad. My bad. Oh, he was in that
All right. All right, but I didn't say it on stream. I did sit on stream a couple times
Mm-hmm
And no rush streamers are allowed to join I want this to be a fun experience
We're like you and Tim the tap man and Nick Merck's have a base and you have like a terrace up top
Then like we like come down like well
We would like to create an allegiance and like Tim walks out like a like a zesty outfit on that on the terrace
He goes this is King Tim
We will decide on the council whether the allegiance is fit for our group and then we come ready when you guys go to bed
Well, I see no no I have a bond that's blocking that are you doing all right?
Yeah, no you can only raise someone for 30 minutes after they log off after 30 minutes
Honestly, you can't wait anymore.
You wanna let the most excited thing I am for that?
Why I'm excited to sit down with booty rangers and gamble.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be at the outpost gambling.
All the time, all the time.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yeah.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Wait, open.
No, what the fuck, let's just open.
Wait, dude.
Wait, oh, no, no, no, it's always open.
This is always open.
Wait, why?
Did he change it?
Yeah, keys are always open, so there's no, there's pretty much no loot that spawns on this map other than my key rooms and the loot's dog shit.
Like the loot, anywhere on this map is fucking trash.
Ohhhh.
Severely, severely nerf the loot during this mode. You just have to PDP and loot those things.
Oh gosh, okay so that way everybody's focused on doing that and not taking a ramp.
Oh, it's true to that, but there's one right there, y'all.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm pretty excited for Thursday as well.
Yeah, Thursday's gonna be nice Thursday's our custom 5v5 cs2 where we grab everybody and do a custom 5v5 she has to
Expand explanatory from the name. I don't know if I
Tell you the second part, but yeah, this is that's gotta work. I did just randomly every randomly generating teams every fucking two seconds
No, I've already picked the teams. No, he picked the teams, but but
What are the teams? Uh, I saw that peanut. I saw what you said today. What what what I say
about your potential fifth oh yeah well moist is out so we have to go a fifth and
I'm thinking it might be truck yeah chocolate a chuck will probably like
only use needles or like yeah let's yeah yeah yeah let's make him he has to drain
he has to shock out of beer every round he can only use needles that's favorite
everybody else oh I hit what I hit what you said yeah I got one we should make
to play a controller yes I love that
he's there but it's fucking oh my
these guys are students are diapers
are diapers I'm gonna die I'm gonna
die oh my god I'm gonna tell me how my
god
he's like I did hey thank you good
sir thank you good sir you're not
I'm going crazy under me I'm good to be
careful these guys are no typical food
Oh, no, I'm a fun. Look at me. Look me in the bus. I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you. I'm looking at your bus
He's one. Oh my god. I'm not doing this. You have a sir in the bush one in the bush one got you got you okay? Oh
There's another man in close. He's bush quickly get him
Finish him off
I
Watch it watch it twice and twice
There's a full team in the bus on you. I think you know that's much much much much much. Well, I mean what I mean
I mean, yeah, I think my team is he's looking behind us by the way on this side way
I got the right time I signed
Locked
I mean, I mean, I mean, we're too dead too dead too dead
I know what about you, please please
I
That's a good head, Vinny.
That's decent.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
We're back.
OK.
I don't even.
I don't even.
I don't even.
I'm dead again.
I'll put it out here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We just threw.
Oh, my fingers work.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you won that.
The box.
You got it.
Thing?
I don't know.
You just g-fibbed?
Yeah, yeah, sign up.
Sign up, buddy.
Coach, copy.
Coach, copy.
Coach, copy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
I'm coming.
She went all the way down.
Yeah, I was on one side.
Watch your chest.
You get back.
You get back.
No, I don't have a deep, I don't have a deep,
I don't have a deep, you gotta hit him.
I don't want these guys resetting these last game.
Get too much, get too much.
Get off game.
Are you sure it wasn't the guy we had down?
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
One.
Two.
One.
Alright, five.
Ehhhhh.
She fucked, she fucked, she fucked.
She fucked.
He's caught, he's caught, he's caught, he's caught.
He's slid down.
There's much, there's much.
Don't go to this rock.
He's bleeding with you.
He was on my B.A. on my pink, my pink.
Sticks!
Stand back, stand back!
Fuck, I left.
Oh, and Crack Team is walking down the walk, it's just the perfect size!
I got him.
I'm going to top of the top.
Yeah, the one on top was cracked.
I'm watching, I'm watching it.
I see nothing.
I'm yummy me.
Cracked flesh.
No, no, no.
Other ones run, other ones run, other ones run.
Fed.
That one, that one as well?
That's insane, insane, insane.
That's a good one.
You're a good work team.
Good work team.
Just shows you so what happens when we all work together.
Holy fuck dude.
I'm not missing a bullet team effort.
Time for the spoils of a war.
Yeah, I need to, I need to be up.
I earned most of the loot. You could have this. Oh for sure. You could have the scraps a couple
We'll get greedy
I'm dead. What?
What's wrong? Okay? What? Okay?
Sorry, you're speaking it. What's going on?
Oh, oh
My oh, okay. All right, buddy
Okay
All right. Oh, yeah
sexy handsome he was sexy handsome in my defense okay okay okay okay all right
that's enough that's enough of that all right pal you've had your fun
I have five I have five tempest oh I'll take four or five of them if you don't mind
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I can trade you with... Oh, my God. Space Satan.
Right there. Space Satan. I'm gonna go through the tower.
Just so it's safe.
I don't fuck with the Space Satan.
I don't know his ins and outs. Like the other clickers.
Mm-hmm.
Bonoboys.
Bonoboys!
Okay, did you lose all the bodies folks you I don't see any of them
These guys go to do some now. Yeah, I'll leave the three down below, but they were kind of all poor
Yeah, yeah, unfortunately that yeah
Space economy is definitely more loot. There's definitely more loot. Like right. I think there's another dead body down here somewhere
Start at our space housing prices
I have a whole cracker.
Space market. Space milk was $4 a gallon.
Well, I think we're missing bodies.
That is a space 711.
I've got a lot of people.
What are you saying?
I have to go to the lowest grade space fuel,
because 93 grade is 7 space mechels.
Did you loot the guy that I threw,
said on the right side, down below?
What?
Right here?
I don't remember.
I don't know. I haven't been listening at all.
I don't know but wait should we do this triangle thing? Should we do this should we do this triangle thing here? Oh
Shit, I wasn't looking. Oh, thank God. Thank God. I have reflexes like a cat
You know cat reflexes actually improve when they're pregnant
That makes a lot of sense. Mm-hmm. Yeah, because you should get your cat pregnant
Please quicker like but not like like you buy another cat. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah
I think I'm in track track back can I have like like loopy you earned that you
that you want but I but I want it what wait oh my god let's fucking go dude
okay all right okay all right I'm 204 what are you guys I'm 130 so I'll
you
Everything not that good
Yeah, that's those it that's what I'm confused about
I
Know I actually alluded to the three guys down below
No, no, there was we remember the team that we killed underneath some stuff and people calling. Yeah, there's nobody right over here
I'll leave it got away today. Yeah, this guy's alluded
The fuck are you sure?
Yeah, I'm losing an handle. That's it
Okay, no dead body right here unloaded
My blind we we kill those guys wouldn't the hell that those guys get here
What are you talking about I?
Try those guns on those bodies
Pull up now. Why did they make every red in the game a deeper red? Yeah, I thought I was going insane
Wait, we're posting I have one of your can I have one of your mini mini tip lists? Yeah
Really, huh? Oh my god. I think you pop back. Are you running along that base?
I just realized there's been a vaporizer here flipped over for like 10 minutes. Oh my god. He gets those to you
Yeah, you're acting on oh
No, I have like four roads. I wouldn't do that. He might get back up. Oh, well, I see you seem like you're gonna get this
Yeah
Yeah, hold on hold on I'm I'm interested in this I I'm invested I came this far. Hold up
She was going on here
Nice nice, I cozy wait what are you doing? Oh
Think see
You have blessed upon me many blessings
Thank you. Jack you want to try me? I have a whole pack of us 38 jobs, but I'm down. I
Don't see you. Let's do it. Let's do one of them. Yeah. All right, ready? I'm gonna try to I gotta pop a first six
We'd like
Can you let me know you're ready?
Right, please look at it. This is for real. This is no warm up any more
Right, wait, what do we do when he does it?
I'm going to breach, it's going to drop a wave of robots.
Okay, got it!
Drop it in the mouth.
Okay, it's only the other way, okay, so the next two waves are going to be the hard ones.
oh oh oh that's it now we get to loot
now we go that way no way no way you can you suck a little bit
yeah you suck one my god no way let me like see it yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah
Let me let me like see it
Take all this peanut so solve this well watch a watch assessor's of matrix
Hi, that was that one you could just sell for money, but the one that you get from the big guy you need to craft the
The one that you get from the vaporizer and you need to craft a shotgun
Space pisser space pisser
I
Did just all on me
Wait
Oh
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. No drag
Strongest soldier don't even think about it. It's in my safe. I'm strongest soldier
I
Said fuck it. No, no, Dracostrong is so to be
Rack black our strongest and most noble warrior
No, no, he will be missed he will be nearly missed I
Want you to know that at time time I was shooting at the big ones trying to taste you and close he was looting the second one
I wish I was it. Oh, he was it. Don't let him do that. Do not let him fool you. It was literally looting while I was getting
The whole cracker I know I need to them right now. Don't worry poof. Yes, I know
Was that shadow oh my god to be both of them. Oh my god. He did he did he did this for
I was trying to be sneaky
There's no speaking with that.
Oh, everybody run!
Yeah, I'm gonna die.
But we can call the extract.
Does anyone have a hatch key?
Hey, Prak. How you doing?
How's it hanging? How's it hanging?
It's all right.
Oh, good.
All right, call him. Call him.
What if I hang out with you over here, team?
I'll mind.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Yeah, so that's impossible um that's ridiculous
Yeah, you have to you have to do one at a time pd. We have to kill the two uh, I don't think that worked either I
Thought I could be quick about it
No, I mean I got
Although I got to
paper I just smoking and then you
spend more all that we need some
rebibes over here was what we just
wait till they're all the agro and we
just sneak up and take it I mean you
did so if you smoke yourself I mean I
wait some someone shooting up some
sure yep yep oh come get us come get
us we need help immediately
I only have one deep head oh it's been
on me
I see that she I'm the outcast of the group. All right. Okay.
The less important. Hey, little Spanish. No, that's important.
That's import to tan somebody's here somebody's here. That's well. That's probably us since we were both just bad
What do you mean you heard about guys I'm going down there and I'm gonna take the stuff from the thing and no one's gonna stop me
Okay, yo, Jack, I wouldn't do that chief
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
There you go. I'll throw you a smoke.
Yeah, you got a little smoky doozy out there. That would be good.
I love you boys.
If you don't activate them for a fast enough time, they fly away.
Hold on.
Yeah, they're flying since 5. So you gotta loot that quick.
Wait, what's your... Okay, alright.
It was all poop garbage diarrhea. I didn't even get anything.
Yeah, lose the other one too. You started both of them, right?
Yeah, I already looted this one. There's nothing.
It's all garbage.
Yeah, that's what it was like for four hours for us.
Yep.
How to drag in a blue print bag.
Oh my God, everybody run!
Who did you get?
I threw it right there. Save you.
Oh.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Wait, guys, this guy's not looted.
Oh, no.
There's another body down there.
Dude, no. You are the fucking dead body whisperer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Necrophied there.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I...
Sweet.
Why are you in the new S&G?
No way! No way!
Yeah, new S&G, you're fully kidding.
I'll trade you in for the fucking blueprint.
Right?
Okay.
Wait, no, wait, I'll trade...
I'll trade you, um,
six assessor matrixes for one blueprint.
Mm-hmm
Me anybody for anything. I just want to feel something again. I
Want the blueprint though, that'd be great. I would trade you six assesses ores
How does does that tickle your fancy? We're gonna have your fancy tickled
You can grab that and we'll call it a day. Okay. We'll call it a day. That's fine. We'll call it a day
Follow me boy. Oh
me
Oh, I got to do a coji.
You want to leave the place equal or nicer than you found it.
That's a house guess rule.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yes.
I'm not fully kidding.
That's a music content.
It's my first time seeing it.
Tackle right.
Oh my god.
There's another one.
That's okay.
We'll just keep passing.
We'll just keep passing.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We'll back off that guy too.
Oh, there's another one!
Peanut, peanut, peanut!
What did I say?
What did I say?
We should do it!
We should do it!
No, we don't have the facilities for that big man.
No, no, our team was, we activated all three and then we run down here and we went to the
hole.
Oh, the extract, that's right, you hear it.
You hear it.
Isn't that the extract?
Right, literally right there?
I don't know, I don't know.
I think it is.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, someone called that extract.
I
Guys I'm gonna go up there just activated real quick and then we get we wait till the the aggro that we grab all this stuff yeah
Me I mean try it yeah, yeah, you get great a
get great a
I'm dropping on my assessor source matrices. Don't you take them guys? I know exactly how many they have
Please please I need this one that you can possibly know please
I'm gonna go activate all three and then I'm gonna run back down here. We wait till they die aggro, okay?
You can only activate one at a time. No, I can activate all three you're lying. All right
I
Actually won
Why is it doing it anymore?
You have to fully mission
No, no, you don't you said to touch him
Yeah, you said to touch him
Yeah, I activated two, now we can play Diagro
Yeah, you can't
We can't, we can't
We're doing pretty good
No, I'll just call, I'll just call
I'll be right between the third one
and we just wait in the chambers till they're all on Diagro, okay?
Go over there, go over there
I have so many smoke grenades, so
Oh, I did I did I did all three act of it all three act of it. It's
Okay, wait for it wait for the diagram now
Did the third ones come in or is that then coming in right now?
I
You guys are gonna have to spam smoke your feet he smokes
Yeah, we're out.
We got a...
We got a...
We got a Weeper in the Agroge.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll weeper into the Agroge, and then you spam...
You spam smoke up there.
Yeah, I can think of a way.
We only have four minutes.
Is the exit next to us open still?
No, that track closes in 50 seconds.
Oh.
Is it a hatch key?
Yeah, I'm a hatch-y, yes.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
I'm coming down.
Track is going to aggro you there.
Track is already walking.
Track...
Yeah, but I must not listen to the game here. Let me go to chef. Don't grab the
stuff yet. Don't cut this up. Don't cut. Leave it there. Leave it there. So you're
not overcome tonight. All right. Okay. So we're looking to go up and take the
blueprint and leave. Yeah, we're going down here though. We're going from here.
You have to go fast. What do you want to go up? I'm saying this is that we're
rain from the hatch from the tunnel drop all your shit and go for the blueprint.
Okay, okay, we have to leave at two minutes
Don't go I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Stamps up you go good luck not a lead walk good luck. That's all throwing
That you better take my bullet. No, I got only it's all yours. Oh
I can't see I can't see you guys guys what happened to the other two they're gone they could have flew away
They could have flown away. Oh
I mean dude we have two minutes and 50 seconds. Well, I don't have I don't have the evibs
I'd use all five because the other two were gone. They flew away then
What I would be fly away like that if you didn't finish reaching them. Yeah
Um, okay, so next time we get to finish beat you up, then we're going
Wait, we're actually dead, by the way. Oh, no, sorry. No, we're fine. We had two minutes 25 seconds. We're good. We're good
Overcome
You wait for it, we'll be fine!
We hope you're...
Help me, Mr. Cozy, please!
You're a good man.
Oh, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
Let me get my stuff!
Yeah, okay, stop.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
Let's...
Leave!
Go, go, go!
One minute, fifty-eight seconds, Mr. Cozy!
There's no time for goofing around!
What are you like to goof around?
Bit of a goofball you are
That's okay. That's okay. I'll forgive you
This is side of this purpose
Give us a little go no, you're not not
Give it give us a bite. Oh
We got a book it close you gotta book it. I think you gotta get on come on
I'm good, I'll be able to get out.
See you next time.
What, what, what, what, what?
Y'all going as fast as I can?
No, we're good, we're good, we're out.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, so okay, if they, they're time limits, so they're only on the ground for a certain amount of time, and then they'll fly away.
Wait, is, is truck right?
Then if I had opened them, they would have not gone?
Yeah, if you fully open them, the red laser disappears.
Gotcha! Okay, that's what we'll do next time. After you guys, after you guys.
Go ahead, Brack.
Okay.
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Alright, at least we're all still alive! That's something to be proud of!
Yep.
Exactly!
Join me on the page, gentlemen.
I got it.
Yeah, the controller player got the shock on Blueprints.
Yeah, yeah, that is making sense, but but you should you should make that round quick and then we can all test it out
Yeah, yeah, let me see what I need
Back stole your 10 days, right? So I have two I got a level one level four right here three shredded gyros
It's another level one. So you may have accelerators to vaporizer regulators. Wait, wait, we can you read that like one more time?
three shredder gyros, three magnetic accelerators, and two vaporizer regulators.
What? You, you're sorry, you need to kill shredders, okay?
Three shredders, two vaporizers, and three magnetic accelerators.
If you ask me to say that one more time, I'm gonna come.
I don't know. I don't know.
Okay, so how close should we to
do with that? What what what
components do we have of that?
Okay, the vaporizer is pretty
easy to get. Yeah, I'll tell
them about that. The shredder
though. Shredder. We have to
any kind of any map now, right?
Hold on. Let's count. Do you
No, you have three shutter gyros yet. No
You have any of the matter magnetic accelerators yet. Not one
Okay, you can craft we're close them. Okay. Let me see
Miss all these pink things. What is there any reason I shouldn't sell assessors or his matrixes?
Thanks, no, all right
One bullet boys little bit of something something little something something
Here we go.
Something, something.
A little bit of that.
That was a great deal.
I got 180,000 speckledoos were the stuff.
Hell yeah.
These advantages.
I need Arc Alloys.
What the crap.
Magnetic accelerators.
Wait, Arc Alloys.
You do crap magnetic accelerators?
Should you do?
Should you do?
Like, should you do?
Wait, should we just get in for the queen or something?
I do need to do a queen run for, I don't think there's a queen up right now.
I need to do a queen run for legendary, makes it a lot easier.
Yo, let's do that.
Let's go get the queen real quick and so we can all get us up.
I don't think there's been a queen up all day.
Let me see what you see.
There's a queen on, there's a queen on space one.
All right, line up.
I just wanted, I didn't want the team around to go down.
There's no queen, but we can wait for the queen.
Yeah, you can see that screen now, right buddy. I didn't know that
You know, yeah, it's new technology
new technology
That way everybody can feel included when we're picking a map
You they finally made it so you can block invites
Holy shit, and they yeah, they did it to the idea like a little bit go
I don't know where it is, but it's in the thing somewhere.
Oh, good con, Sheena.
Yeah, thanks.
It's in the thing somewhere.
Figure it out.
You slag.
No, shit, okay.
All right, now...
Now we ride!
It did that two patches ago, by the way.
That was two patches.
I've read my suit.
You're back.
Oh.
How many kept them?
Okay, I have all the magnetic accelerators.
He's got double good bad, good bad.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how do you get all the magnetic accelerators already?
Good work, good work, good work.
I know he said the vaporizers and the guy, the shredders.
Yeah, the shredders.
Are the plates for the shredders or no?
I don't know where they're at.
Yeah, but I think they're elsewhere now as well.
We can go to Stelamonters and get a guaranteed shredder.
We could.
Mm-hm.
Yeah, you wanna do that?
Sure.
Let's just go out of the way.
We'll crack arounds.
Wait, then what should we go for?
For shredders?
Sell them for shredders?
Yeah, 100%.
Well, let's go see them on the new map, though.
Yeah, they're on every map, but we'll probably just go stella.
Yeah, I haven't seen any of them.
I should go stand the mountains and then and get the shredders and then we go back to the the other thing and kill the guys
Wait, where is it? Okay? Wait, where's a closed scrutiny next round?
Let me tell you let me tell you it is very pretty burning city. Oh my god
Yeah, keep them fast
Because because then we could just do Stella for the next hour
Thank you, my boy. Good luck. Thank you. Good luck. Good luck.
Oh, and Mr. Postardum, I'm over to you. Good man. Good.
Oh, man. And Mr. Coney, my boy. Good man. Good. Oh, man.
Thank you, my. Thank you, buddy.
Hmm
He I'm in Texas this week. Let's grab one
Isn't dub slinger. I'm sure you were a fine man
I'm sure you are a fine man. I'm sure that your family loves you
Your friends love you they say
Damn, I wish dub slinger was here because he cracks the funniest jokes. Where's he at?
He's a life for the party. I'm sure they dappy up when you come in you bring a six-pack
Always looking out for everybody, but if I accepted lunch from anyone on the internet that asked me I would die
Well have to decline
Did you see it?
Yep, there's people on it too.
Well, let's burn them.
There's two teams, two teams, two teams.
One team inside the new POI, and one team where
you died seven times, and then another team
inside the complex.
Is that the official name of the POI?
Can we swap that up?
We're on.
Three, two, one.
One.
with these great missus let's make a great hey sir oh I forgot to make fit
it on me a little slow the team down below
we're making our way though we're making our way I'm best right here
Can't miss on my marker the over by the the big building right there the pipeline tower. Yeah, let's go kill him
Drac, can you start it nope, there's one on it. There's one. I'm starting it
He's one time
We touch each other touch
Why
Oh my. Oh, hit the dog!
Pushing you, did you thurship or no?
Uh, I don't know, I think I did.
I think you're good. I don't know where his ombres are, but we should be careful they could be down here in the bunker with us.
Uh, I think one is to the far left. I think we killed one and then another one is to the far left.
I'm telling you we can sit in here and shoot it through the Bilboosese.
I don't even think you can get all the hillas.
I mean, those guys are on a call.
Well, I don't think there's much we can do about that right now, Chief.
Oh my.
We're talking.
Dude, are you joking?
It got an ankle on that?
Are you soaking it got an ankle on that?
That's your chance. Let's you go
Left
You guys showed up
Are you hitting them you see him
Oh, I see him! I see him! Yeah! Yeah!
Wait, do you hit the, like, you hit, like, the darker part on his belly?
Is that the week's mod?
Yes. Yeah, it opens up more.
Who the hell is that?
Oh, Drac, oh, I'm not saying.
No deaths right now. We're a little busy.
Let me take a peek at this thing, see if it's low.
Hello.
Oh, oh.
There's another one.
Move, move, move, track.
You know what you're doing.
Oh, yeah.
You're just having to get out of this way.
It's on fire, it's on fire,
let him have it, let him have it.
Another one, another one, another one,
another one, another one, and shoot him out.
Fall back!
These guys are resilient.
They just won't die.
Oh my.
You boys, is there a better way to do this?
Is there a better way to kill this thing?
I think we're not doing at maximum...
maximum velocity.
No.
Wolfpacks, don't die, snapbook.
Nice, okay, that's one.
You equalize.
I don't even have any wolfpacks.
Use a horny driver.
Hey guys, what does a horny driver do?
It stuns it and makes it fall to the ground, I think, Sam.
I
Should have always just to kill these things with great efficiency
My purses my purses
I'm gonna start it. I'm gonna start it. Okay. No you fire bees
Okay, all right, I'm just gonna like close your handle that I I don't know what I'm not doing to get up there
Yeah, that's all you big man. You got that
I flip upside down you can see now. You see him I hit him
Oh good one
One you grab it grab it for this one. Oh, I'm sorry. I need two or three. I don't wait
Do we just do all that for fucking nothing? Yeah, they just left. Oh my god. There's no way it leaves
How is it say how does it make this to do it that quickly?
This way, I don't think that one didn't leave that one didn't leave this side
We see
This one's got nothing in it
yeah that one got looted by a free kit
I'm in the Uchi
it was a free kit and he had it on him
no way!
yeah!
with the blueprint!
yeah!
what can I do?
he's reaching to you
what a firebreaker
wait wait wait wait wait
Koshy do you already have the blueprint?
no
Sorry, Pierce.
Wait, no, no, Pierce!
No, no, no, no, no, no, Pierce, you're fast!
No, that was fast!
Alright, alright.
I got to go to that one.
Alright.
Alright.
Oh, got it.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Okay.
We'll catch you on the flippity flop.
Don't need to worry.
I'm gonna take the other guy that we down.
Yeah, the first guy.
Oh, he didn't have much.
He had a little.
All right, so I'm the only one without the cool blue bread.
Yeah, if it makes you feel better,
I did it for five hours this morning
and didn't get one drop of it.
That does make me feel better, I hate you.
Let's do this one down here
and see if I can get the blue bread too, you know what?
Yep. Oh goodness. Two vaporizers.
Are you like the people names?
Go left, boys.
You go left.
Yeah, yeah, I think they passed right.
Don't they?
Oh my God.
No, they're disability.
Oh my God.
I mean, we should go right.
We should go right.
Yeah, yeah.
We should kill this clicker here.
It's keeping on ice.
No, not every other ones.
All right.
Good work, guys.
Good work.
I didn't want to shoot my whole cracker.
Yo, it's a rat.
Good job, good job, good job.
Oh, perhaps another.
Gotcha!
Alright, he is.
Oh, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The laser went out.
We gotta kill him before he puts it in his butthole!
Yep.
Yeah, they're doing the far right one.
Go, go, go!
I mean, dude, there's no way.
They're 100% dead in the vaporizer.
You just sneak up while they're fighting and take the thing.
Holy shit, they're sprinting.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
they might have something there.
I'm seeking up, I'm seeking up.
No, no, they're up here on me.
Yeah, right, right, I'm hoping.
Oh, fuck.
I'mma zap a cop.
He's just looting, he's just looting.
We're on the other one.
He's just looting as well.
We're in the third one, we're in the third one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Please, where's the blue band?
Where's the blue band?
They're not doing no blue band.
This is for nothing.
Run!
Go, go, go!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
Oh
Oh
Hey peanut. Hey, are you doing?
They
Electricated me and then they had a guy pace on me with fire and then shoot me with a space laser all at the same time
You turn you on I would did you have a job, but that's not the mayor of the moral of the story the moral of the story
Okay, all right is whoever the developer is that put that in the game has a BDSM
Latex sex dungeon
1000% he likes to watch people suffer
I think they alluded every single one. I think they're all open. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I
Would I would almost guarantee it I would almost guarantee it
Yeah, these are all open which was open we need
Yeah, they did this one. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna I looted all those. Oh, yeah
Did I cracked up to the last one then more spawned and then I looked through it before I died
I'm telling you boys. I have the meta. I'm not even joking one of us just go there
You can loot it. You can loot the whole thing before you die
Yeah
I didn't even kill him.
I'm pretty sure you know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Oh, he's a freak.
What?
Did they change the sound of snitches and rattlers?
They must have.
Yeah, he could have fooled me.
Yeah, that guy had a rattler.
And I have no clue.
Let's go find another one.
I can correct that.
I'll go with the blueprint.
Guys, you have any shield recharges?
with charges you know can I have oh my god one right next to us one right next
to us oh my god wait a minute guys what do you want what do you want the three
fuck it's in your inventory it's like the blue thing the three electrical thing
I did a crap oh yeah there you go chief thank you psych what in the fuck you're
round
I'm a government I'm a government I'm a government I'm a government I think I think we don't do this one
We are I could I could ah yeah, that was that was hard which was on
There's two vaporizers on it before it even spawns in I'm telling you boys if we do my technology
We can do it easy. I just go in crack one open looted die crawl back. You revive me. I do it two more times
You know what I'll show you how it's done. I'll show you boys outside. I'm a professional stand back. I
Beated this is a cuss
You're gonna die before you get there.
No, I'm not.
Many, many have doubted the Bungalow before, none have survived.
Okay, it just switched to 4-Me while I was going and I'm stuck.
I'm not even joking.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
It has released me from its clutches.
It has released me.
Ah, you do have no power.
He found me, son.
I have no power, he found me son!
But, I would have gotten that if I didn't get stuck.
I want that to be done. I would have had it if I didn't get stuck.
Oh my god, that one that you just opened is flying away too.
What do you mean? No, it's not.
Look at it, it's blinking, look at the red light, it's blinking.
I'm pretty sure that means it's flying away.
What?
Brother, there are three vaporized ones.
There it goes.
Hey, well there it goes!
I didn't open that one, I didn't open that one, it was the other one.
That's what I got stuck on.
Help!
Don't come, call under the bridge.
Under the bridge, under the bridge, under the bridge, you can think it.
There, there, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, sir.
May I take your hat?
May I take your hat?
There's two more vaporizers flying over.
Well, you might want you to start them while I go get the stuff.
Mm-hmm. I
Get all go get it. Wait. No, wait. Yeah, they're getting distracted. Wait. I think oh my god
I'm gonna smoke you. Oh my god. That was the one I open ready
What what's going on to the last one? I'm gonna smoke you right smoke me smoke me smoke me. Go go
Stand back
Wait to be first on that. It's good. This is good. This is good. I'm doing it. I'm doing it
Oh, now it's back on you
Holy shit, it's 1-3. There's six in a- oh, there- uh, peanut
There's nothing in here! There's eight vaporizers in here. Well, make it nine.
Guys, there's nothing in here that we gotta leave. Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm just gonna get an EDM light, so what the hell is happening?
We got to get out of here. There's nothing there. There's nothing here for us.
I'm going up.
Oh, no, no, no, we have to we have to we have to stay down below while we go.
We're getting angled.
My shield broken. I don't have a replacement.
Okay, let's go find another one.
Here, here.
Okay, hold up one second
Chopping it here
Thank you. Thank you, sir
But you have that vaporizer was about to catarise my butthole closed
You see he was looking at me funny. He was looking at me. It was a little mad. Yeah, he was yes
He was he was yes
Yes, me.
There's more in Hydro, come on.
And we can hit the hash.
Wait, there's another like penis thing?
Yeah, yeah, another penis thing.
We're back down in the fantastic!
Follow BQ?
Follow B boys!
Wait, everybody stop, everybody stop.
The safe window is closing.
Ten minutes to get out of town.
I repeat, ten minutes to get out of town.
It's a Tuesday.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Okay, let's just, boy, steal it. Steal it.
Stop it.
A silly ranger for the...
A perfect...
A perfect silly ranger for the music.
Alright, don't sell it.
Lot of vaporizers around.
You wouldn't say.
What makes you think that?
Lot of vaporizers.
Sight your sources.
I like your hair cut tracks.
Thank you.
You look like a used Q-tip.
I look sexy when you talk about it. I look sexy.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sexy.
We try to get to close here so we wait a little bit.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Let's just keep running.
Well, okay.
Oh, my God.
I'm on the, I'm below.
Oh, there's another one here.
What's that?
There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's coming from the sky.
Is there another one dropping right there?
Yep.
Okay.
That's the last extract.
So it might be good to press it.
Like go to that actually.
We still have that team on the far side just now.
oh my god you didn't fall over here oh my god guys there's so many on you I do
the first one I do the first one okay I do not do not do it I believe I'm gonna
I'm gonna grab all the stuff and then I'm gonna die, okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna move it out of there as long as possible.
No movement, no movement, no movement.
No movement, no movement, no movement.
Yeah, this is what side you're gonna come with the other one.
Oh!
You're done quick!
No, no, I almost made it, I almost made it.
God, dude.
Oh, cozy, cozy.
Come grab me, I can get, I can get the movement,
I'm quick, I'm fast.
I'm coming.
I'm like a puma.
Hey, stop moving.
Oh, sorry.
I have a little excited boss, sorry.
How are you doing?
No, no, no, I, I, no.
I never die.
I mean, why, dude, why are they dry-humping the saccharid?
I mean, I said, dude, these guys might be a little too crazy.
But I'm gonna get the second one hold on the fourth teeth gay you got that
Yeah, I know you I know you got it locked out
Little something something little something something
Hold on boys, I'm grabbing the blueprint
I'm getting the blueprint
There's no blue princess which we're nothing again and I'm dead all right all right
Okay, all right, I'm coming back for rob3
Booter has cost me the last one
50%
Mm-hmm
Oh, jeez. What about the fucking guys? I think drag seat. I'm gonna rock it. Oh, yeah
I have like a rocket here and a fucking vaporizer. I mean, oh jeez
What do you check thingy
I'm gonna heal up and then go grab the third one okay, but I should be charges
Oh
I'm going in. Oh my god. Oh my holy shit. There's a rocket here. Just sit there right front of me. Yeah
I'm not sure what to do
My god, there's two rocket here, so I'm so dead
There's two rocket ears
Wait, I wait wait wait wait wait wait me on the couch. I'm gonna be on the couch. I keep a really good idea
Oh god.
Oh wait.
No, no, no, okay, okay, it's gonna excute me.
Everybody on the couch, I have a super good idea.
Okay, okay.
Who do we care about least in this group?
No, we just wait, we just wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I have a good idea.
Yeah, okay.
He's sitting close to you out west
when he leaves this house, he shoots.
Oh my god.
This couch sucked.
Yeah, I think so.
That's cause he went north.
I'm gonna play it a little bit better if you went west, folksy.
You got the first one?
No, I got three.
You got three.
Just wait, just wait, just wait.
There's, there's...
17 rounds.
Well, I got two bouts.
But two bit of bouts.
But you worry.
A beast could take care of you.
Alright.
But this time you wanna go west.
Okay. Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
She was broken out of ideas.
Okay. Alright, the Rocketeers seen me immediately and has not been kind.
You might have to cut our losses. Yeah, I don't know if this is going to work.
I think so too. It's four minutes.
Yeah, I stay close to this gives me the blue pair we cut our losses.
I'm going to call the extra.
No, no, no, we're right next to it, right next to it.
Yo, you want to have me hit one more time?
Do you start the last one yet or no?
I'm not sure the last one, no.
Oh, you haven't even started it yet?
No, that's good.
That way it doesn't fly away or whatever.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're a team which, if you guys can distract it
for like 30 seconds, you'll get it.
Lock it in his head.
Nice.
Go, go, go!
That was on chance, boys!
Quickie, quickie.
You just got to be the one hit the button bro
Well, that's your button. Yeah, did I hit it?
No, no, no, I'm here to watch him. He's not when
I'm getting the proofing boys
And this was all for nothing. All right, I got Rob I've been scammed
All right, I think I'm enduring or is beyond my comprehension
Do I'm gonna how can I slick with any this see this are still alive?
Holy shit everything
My god, I'm I'm standing up. Oh
Oh my god, okay, all right, I'm gonna tell me you don't need to worry boys. Don't need to worry
God I'm calling on slide
My god
I tried. That's good. We'll get out. We'll find, we'll find no big, brawling gentleman
come up and fuck us. Back to spade!
Here's a quick push. I'm gonna hit the button.
Uh, press it, press it. Oh wait, I'm knocked out! The press it!
Oh my god, I hate you oh
Shit oh my god
Right
Good rain track another successful raid. Oh my god. I scared the fuck
Out of that track I saw that I wish hilarious
They didn't think of rockets here out of the extracts like what the fuck yeah
Yeah, I think we need a triple hole cracker on this one. What do you want to say? Yeah?
Yeah, we need it. It's so much easier with whole crackers. Yeah, let's do it
Let's do a triple hole cracker run and then we can just get rich because you can solve the stuff you mean
But they change wait they change the voice from a lady to a guy
Yeah, um body type eight. Oh, sorry. I mean did they change it from a body type B to a body type a or whatever the shit
That's that's not the same body type B from earlier. Is it?
Oh, I don't think so
Excellent
Unless menopause changes your voice
Is that a thing?
Is that a meta?
Metapause.
Metapause.
Holy crap.
Technopause.
Technology Puzz.
Okay boys, I need three shredders and I can craft this target.
Wait, we need three centers to craft this target.
Okay, let's do that.
Let's do that.
I want to see what this new target's all about.
Oh yeah, it's not fucking what they're called now, isn't it?
Yeah, you had to burn city so I should we go to still a mount is get the shred of doozy's give it to drag
Then we leave
Yeah
Maybe added voices like it said it's like getting people to my head
No, not the ones to tell you to kill your family
I'm talking about the ones like that are real and so they made people record them turn their voices to AI
I
Doubt it. I don't know that sounded pretty real to me like he was in the room with us
What moment boys you're gonna actually need to free up on shit, so
Say money that's pretty good
By the way, do you guys have it so that people have to have a phone number to chat your chat cozy and Jack?
Yeah, you know
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I have some fucking loser that no matter how many how many bots of his I get banned
He just makes more chat bots. I got guys make sure you put your phone up on your Twitter. Yeah, I'm swapping that
I'm swapping that
I mean it's not it's not even that is it I'm pretty sure you just need to verify your account
Verify your account. We mean like like
You know when I sends an email bullshit or it's like thank you for creating your account
Thank you, you verify your account here or whatever and then just like sending an email to you and then you click it
Yeah, you can make a limited emails
You can make unlimited emails, but then you have to eliminate like verify your account
I'm gonna do that. Oh
I do have the phone number thing. I think you doubt how big of a loser this guy is
I think you I think you underestimate me how big of a fucking losers guys
If you're sitting there already making bots for twins
You don't think this guy's gonna make a ton of emails too. I guarantee you this has this guy has nothing going on
genuinely
I have fun numbers. I think everyone does I might do for them. Yeah, I might do for them is
I
You it's funny, you know, you it's funny how I did not buy the bodge
It's the only people just giving genuine compliments
Like what the first time chat this guy's aim is genuinely nuts. I'm 100% sure that's why I'm not even joking. It's not even
Yeah, no one no one will look at your aim and say good aim. It has to be a AI
I can tell that one's not a bond the first time chat. You're a nice guy
You can tell you can tell like the one where it says this stream is goaded for real. That's a pot chat
I bought a pot. I bought a pot chat. Yeah, that's a bunch at
I'm sure he's gonna I'm sure he's gonna rip a big big wave right now cuz he we
because we were talking about him that's what get his dick on yeah there it is
I told you you'd rip it oh my god oh my god I do I'm telling you you can read this
loser like a book look I told you rip it I told you rip it
much better not some oldie please for tonight and then I'll switch that tomorrow
Oh, Pina, did you see the new one?
Burned Pina anime episode?
No, wait, I got the idea, I got the idea actually.
I got the story to me.
Wait, what was it about again?
Dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I got the idea.
Maybe, I don't know.
Oh, you're taking me to the peep.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
We get a couple more items, one more...
Don't you rush me! Don't you rush me!
I was gonna rush you, how do you know?
Well, I had a sense. I got a six sense for these things.
Get a little something, something, a little something, something.
There we go.
There we go, there we go.
It was something something then a couple bandages for mr. Chicken
There it is we some fit and all for mr. Chicken. Oh
Oh, you're mr. T give me a processor you want candy give you some cool stuff
Yeah, keep giving him more. Yeah, y'all keep feeding until he's fat
fat fat and jolly right okay or we rip these shredders apart get the gyro
copters or whatever the shit make the shotgun wait till drag dies take it and
use it ourselves oh yeah is there any cleanup or anything to you take it we
take no wait oh wait no no no but they do have
the Husk graveyard which they did buff the husks.
Would have magnanimous tendervay boards.
Her baby.
These were the shot?
I mean, you could craft them with arc motion course.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
Cool scooties on spaceport, they tricked us.
I think that one's fucking ass.
Let's do one.
Yeah, let's just do one spaceport
so we get shotguns for a...
What's that?
Yeah, yeah, still a mouth.
Mm-hmm. Well, oh my god, my children. It's a sticky bubble. That's a good outfit. Yes, sir
I knew that I like spicy ketchup or not like jalapeno ranch. I'm talking like
Yes, yes, yes, I'm talking the spicy that doesn't just turn your poop into liquid
It comes out in little rabbit chunks with pieces of the spice because your body could process it
That's how spicy I like it like you like walk around you
like you like burning your mouth after you eat it yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck how is
that enjoyable it's delicious it's delicious it's like it sucks thanks for
red hot wait what it flakes red hot that was pretty good that's a hot as I
can go that was decently hot as I think Frank's red hot right yeah that's not
like I don't think so I think we're gonna get roasted right now for saying
Frank's red hot is hot well I mean loser mind yeah I mean the yeah some people
I put 14 gallons of fuckfire shit ass on my taco until my asshole is literally
leaking blood and feces you're always gonna have that dog now that's right
We're gonna get these Chinese...
Jockey boots.
Jockey then!
Time to get serious.
I gotta go up, Daddy.
I brought my Bobcat 2 voice.
We're safe.
I'll protect you.
You gotta take it the lame way.
I'm riding in style.
The cool way.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
Okay, that's one
Now we ride
You got how we did it again three thank you not three three three
I don't know. I don't know. I guess you said three pretty sure
You gotta find a couple more Squidward's and then we'll be good to go
Oh, I see that new shotgun in action.
It's still good.
There's a right click that turns into a slug and a left click that's like two bumps.
No way!
There's different shot types?
Yeah.
Whoa, what about where's some roller?
Well, hopefully not well, so we can take it off your corpse.
You see that thing like Omega buff keys?
Based on rarity?
Oh yeah, I read that in the patch of notes, yeah!
I didn't get a blue key right now, the security key, isn't that like someone next to us?
Oh, yeah, he's next to the assembly doozy.
Let's go hit that so we can get some cool stuff.
Man, he's getting some processes.
Should we be picking it up something?
Oh, that's right, come on.
That rascal.
We can go, we can go assemble, I think we can go assembly after this.
Go to that key, hit assembly, and then leave.
I'm going to the key right now, boys.
Keep up, keep up.
Okay.
I'm getting all these bats here, then you have W processors?
Yeah, I can dub your bats too, mate.
I think this is the security, with Stellamontis assembly admin key.
What'd you say again?
Your security what?
Uh, Stellamontis security checkpoint key.
What is that?
What is that?
It's lobby?
Oh, I think that's about the three levels one.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah, fuck over there.
Wait, what is that way?
There's shots up.
Oh, take that, Claycab!
Yeah, go, assembly.
Oh, on it, boss, on it, boss!
What's the fighting over there?
I don't think they're fighting over here.
I want to see that.
Really?
Where did the shots come from, then?
I wish you'd need a Claycab.
I don't know, I heard a Vinny.
Oh, yeah, I don't have a Vinny.
Oh, I got a Squidward on me, I got a Squidward on me.
Yeah, we need to...
I'm gonna kick him out.
Squidward I got a magnetic accelerator less nice
All right, so now you have two gyros up to yeah, I think any one more
But the more the merrier so I can craft more and more and more it makes sure they're your sphincter
Yep
We're safe to keep it
I'm gonna open up the medical research newsy
Okay
One more Squidward
Just a quick Squidward
Boom!
Alright I did it!
Nice
I'm gonna open up the medical research newsy
Okay
I'm gonna open up the medical research newsy
Okay
I'm gonna open up the medical research newsy
Okay
nice I see Squidward I see Squidward
deal careful I mean your name is Cable
don't you worry this is yes yes yes bird Cable Peter
hi oh my god oh my god take that Squidward
Gotcha!
I hate you.
Give you my Krusty Krab.
Alright, I grab the gyro.
Drag it over here so I can put it in your bum.
Arrggghhh!
You're mine now.
There you go. Take that.
Now we wave!
Alright, yep.
I'm going to look for an accelerator.
Are you sure you can find them in the simle?
Yeah, I got two.
You have two right now?
Yeah.
Whoa.
You can find that, maybe.
People dying in the lobby by the way.
I just heard a little boop boop boop boop boop.
If I was a magnetic accelerator, where would I be?
I be
Hmm sort of shield that was me Squidward like I told
Probably take that peanut mmm no I never got anything anyways. I don't even have all my benches team
Yeah, wait, dude peanut. You're not even gonna be able to craft the fucking legendary. Oh
Yeah says you
I'll figure it out whatever whatever crappy team I need I'll just upgrade it
Wait true cost any it's customers. Oh, I think
Yellow card
Yellow card out stairs and it's super good
Yeah, we do the yellow ones for Magnets, right?
I got one guy. There's no yellow card out here. We have to see me. Oh, no, they're my they don't see me
I see one
Want to hit this?
Oh
Oh
Whoo
I got a space port warehouse key in an Exodus module. Oh nice. Thanks boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
For you to sell it before you go. Can I can I get that exit? Wait, do you need the exodus?
Are you gonna use it for processors?
MMMMMMMMM I wanna use it like...
I don't want you to have it
So let's go, you guys wanna go
Sweet, sweet
Well as you are coaxing
You all be one, you can have that one
Oh, thanks man
It's Cynid Raid gentlemen
It's Cynid Raid
I saved the crap
You have a key for it, but I have a space for it
In that range of craft like 25
Shit
30 I think I got like 30 or 35 processors. Holy dingle. You lucky dog
nine exoduses and 10 processors. Oh
You so there's something something you have two keys you had a stellar key. Oh
Oh my god, I literally got the Stella Montes admin key that one run across the hallway and
I've got to use it.
Fuck!
There it is!
Oopsie pooties!
Oopsie pooties!
Oopsie pooties!
Oopsie pooties!
Oopsie pooties!
People make mistakes in the heat of battle, jibbo.
We'll use it another time.
We'll use it another time.
That looks so sick.
Are you in the second?
Yep.
Okay.
Okay, okay, all right. I just I need I
See we all take turns on it
Okay, I can make it on close to dad
The magnetrons recycle in the magnetic accelerators. What the fuck wait the purple ones the the masses
tracks is yeah
About the matrix is right. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no the
Magnetrons that you get from Stella Montez. What's a magnet?
It looked like the megaphone kind of but it's like a wide you know what I mean. Oh
No
No, I don't use to be what what's a magnetron big square thing. Yeah
Megatron
Megaphone
Okay, I need three euros that I can craft shopping mega gaze. Oh, oh
You're also doing it. Then he's an idiot
Yeah, I got it too
Mega cock, okay. I'm having enough. It's not in the chat. I just need no Russian in the chat
Yeah, why don't we just go in again?
We just tell them out this. Yeah. Yeah, we'll tell them on this and then we can craft three. Oh, yeah
I grab the key. I could be my key. I need another another vaporizer to craft the second one. Wait, I wait
How many is it I have an extra vaporizer I can bring it in view. Yeah, perfect
Perfect. Okay, and then three and I'm gonna drive.
Okay, and then Pina, I'll bring you in three dogs.
Wait, oh, wait, three stacks of dogs?
Okay, I'll have my butt hole cleaned for you.
Thank you, good sir.
You're a good man, you treat me nicely.
Oh, oh, she's Latina, like the tan,
getting something that he could, I'll let you,
could I let you?
Oh, oh.
No Russia is allowed the Russian people are allowed. They just can't speak Russian in the chat
It's the rules. It's against the rules. I will not permit it
I'm pregnant and it's yours
No, no, I don't know
No
You know whatever language that is with the pretty drawings either I don't know what language that is but none of that either
Huh?
The ones that look like ladders or something
Oh, how do you like the update?
Honestly, boys, guys, let's have an update discussion like those three Fortnite kids.
Why don't we think about this update?
Dude, I like it, man.
I like it, too.
I like it a lot.
I think these, yeah, I like that it's hard.
I like when it's hard, that's what I like.
That's kinda like, yeah.
Yeah.
You can't just go do it like that other puzzle.
We've like, yeah, we've even done a full one
when we kill all the things.
Yeah, I mean, it's just bad.
That's right.
That's what we'll fucking do.
Oh wait, shit, I hit two of them.
Oh my God, oh shit, I hit two of them.
Oh fuck, oh shit, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit,
Oh shit, I hit two of them.
Oh fuck.
I
Sorry
Okay, I'm at what these dogs take these dogs. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you a full team to snap hook up
They second for I don't want to fight. Oh, dude, boys. I
just don't
Do the same exact passion is about to check?
Oh
Time to die. I love you sir
saying
Trailblazer not too heavy not heavy just over there by the bats. Oh, yeah, look at that guy
Oh guys only a total four all blue tethered that's no something isn't it does that still work kind of?
Yeah I mean, they got me point blank and I lost I think 25% of my health, but yeah.
Oh, never mind.
Let's hit the administration key.
Okay.
At once.
I'll look over you from the, I mean not from the assembly.
I activated the button.
I got another magnetron.
I'm infiltrating enemy territory.
I live to serve!
Fuck you guys, that's a reference to the Donovan War.
I don't get that one.
Fuck you.
It's from 2000, it's from the year 2000.
I don't know why I thought anybody would get that, actually.
From Donovan War, Dr. Sane, it's a cool game!
Crack, it's a crack.
Fuck everyone who's playing here.
You get out and Luke I hear you. I'm gonna fuck you
Yeah
What downstairs that guy's his key is kind of poo diarrhea
They just buffed all the keys. What do you mean? I guess it is daytime. It's not like an event right now
Yeah, daytime non-event
Yeah, I'm getting nothing. I think I got a little scammed on this one
Yeah, we got a
Opening up a key room when it's not a map condition is always
other stairs you missed where so much
Oh
Oh, I'm taking so close.
Also, what color was the key?
Big boys, it was blue.
So whatever key you use on it, it spawns loot in the room as you use it.
Oh, it was green. Nobody was green. It was green.
Oh yeah, that means it's gonna be fucking terrible.
So if you have like a pink one, it'll spawn better loot when you activate the door?
I think that's how it works.
work. Hm, it's pretty cool. That's how it works. That is pretty cool. Alright, it kind
of makes it so like, you can't do what they do on targ off, right, where you just suck
everything off before, you know? Oh, yeah, got you, got you, yes, yeah. Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go. What do I see? I see him, I see him. Right, right, right, right.
You're charged. One. Absolute that. I'm holding up, I'm holding up. This used to be, this
Yeah, one behind.
Oh good, good, good, good, good.
Get a little bit.
Nice.
Awesome son of a peanut.
Got him!
You can't get that fool up.
Little something, something.
Oh, they're dumb and poor boys.
Alert, alert, dumb and poor.
This guy was it?
Well, who am I killed again? I was super poor. Oh, I killed the one drackey week. Have you got all your gyros?
No, I don't have any
I just need three and I'll be able to make you a shopping. Oh
Okay, good good good good. Oh, let us proceed with the keyboard Squidward's. Oh, I need three as well. Fuck. Oh
Yeah, we are good. How many do you have on you right now?
Zero. What are you drag?
Zero. Oh, we need six more. I
Yeah! Stay behind me, boys.
Clink it down, clink it down!
See if I can see that spawn screen, though.
Usually about three, puppy.
Oh my!
There's Clinkas stadium here!
Oh my goodness gracious! I'm out of ammo!
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low from other places.
You gotta handle them.
Okay, I'm gonna wait for Lennie.
Yeah, why?
I'm gonna ping.
You're gonna heal up quick, you're in that room.
Quickly, quickly.
There's a spider egg in that room.
That's deeper right here.
There's a bobcat.
Where's the bobcat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get an edge Bobcat. I'm gonna get an angle. We have to keep our distance
Lock in I'm in coaching on enemy territory as we speak
Do it over here. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're trying to rat us that are two of them. They're way here. They weren't here
There's much
What's in the back room back room back room? Yeah, yeah, where where can you pick it? Hey this one?
Do you know where you swan you know where you swan? Yeah?
Yeah
You're trapped in that back room idea, but yeah, what's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?
Absolutely one which one shot me from over there, too. Yep
Oh, what that's crazy? That's crazy. Oh my goodness. Oh, that's crazy. Oh my goodness
Oh, dude
That's crazy. I've got this
Cochrane with a IED attached to it. You should try it out
Well, oh, do you leave it on him? Yeah
Yeah.
Oh, no way.
Rebecca, thank you, pal.
We're getting pushed by another team.
Oh, no way.
Yeah, I'm on the right side.
Here we go.
Actually, please.
Oh, sorry.
No, sorry.
No, sorry.
Get scared of the dark.
It's spooky there.
I want you to know the only reason why I give you that
you told me I had a cock ring I said you should try out this cock ring I made with
an IED attached to it and see you had a nice cock ring
I think in the spice behind it I like that
I need shredders boys we need squid words we need squid words right now
yeah I think they reduce the amount of squid words on this map careful Jack there's gonna
be people
the stock on it.
Here's the heavy ammo.
We got the shotgun.
Yeah, hold on.
You took the stock out of the bobcat?
No.
Sure about that?
Yeah, I swear.
Sure about that?
Was there no stock on it?
Oh, there's no stock on it, Cloaksy.
He could have put it in his ass when he was dying.
believable story cloak see I've heard that story a thousand times and a thousand more
As we go through this turret
Yeah, no I killed that story
But I did that
Okay, well someone else
Well, let's go back over to see we see if I was quit with fun
Do you think we saw a shot word?
But we're the batteries, then you?
Yeah, we'll go over there. Hey, I'm pretty nice. They do say well down. I'm saying hi. I'm saying hi
I am a little high.
All right, nice, nice, perfect.
You do what the enemy be expecting you to do.
All right, sure, I'm going high then.
Take that, Clank out.
Take that!
We'll be back to you again.
Oh, I'm a little chunky, boys.
I'm a chunky monkey.
Should we come in?
Yeah, I've got...
I have four hundred and oh yeah wait I forgot you gave me
Got right here got right here I just saw him
I'm about to say hold up you've been fall tailed
I'm not good with them
Fine I'm fine I'm fine
We always did that while I see you
Down there
Yeah yeah yeah I see him
STAND BACK
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
STAND BACK
No Pino we have valuable things on our bodies
And we'll head to these foos
You think you're tough up there do ya?
Peanut
You think you're all this and all that
Well, I'll have you know, I have a teammate that's about five meters behind me and five meters to the right with one up top next to the button for the bridge.
And we're gonna let you have it. You stand...
...no tans!
Yeah, boys, it's you with certain dominance.
Hello, sir?
Yeah, sir.
Fuck you.
No!
Fuck it in, boys.
There there, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut.
guys guys guys what are we doing going
saving I need it I don't know what I'm
thinking it may need it nice one down
one down nice
there was a lot we can do it again we
can do it again they can't stop us we're
too powerful
Oh my god, I'm gonna die
No, I'm gonna die
You fast-said I'm watching
You think you can do it?
Got him, got him, got him.
Nice.
You said it.
Go on.
I told you, he went left track, he went left track, left down.
I'm here, I'm here.
I missed.
Get him, boys!
You missed, you missed me.
OK.
Got the ring on?
Oh.
Nice.
You got it!
Hold it.
I told you we could take him.
Yeah, wait, but I asked you for
those electric components at one
game and said, oh, sorry, fuck you.
And then you got the beat.
No, wait, no, but I got it.
I gave them back to you, remember?
No.
No, you guys, you guys never did.
Well, but I said I would.
That's like half the battle.
OK, I'm going to say I'm going to give you this bobcat,
and then we'll see how we feel at the end of the rain.
Thoughts?
Well, hold on.
Well, you also have to drop it like I dropped that one
and see if I'm quick enough to pick it up.
OK, you ready?
Yeah, go ahead.
You're gonna find yourself, see if you can find your dick.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
That is not very kind of you, young man.
That was very rude.
Oh, it's Squidward, Squidward!
Yeah, we need that, we need that.
Oh my God, there's two.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I gotta drop this microscope.
Thank you, good shirt, thank you, good shirt.
Got you, got you.
me to get the jarrow
how many jobs you got now
I should have won with that one
uh Danny I think you play with though
since you you can't make any
why
you've won after everything we've done
no no I have four total at home
but you have three you and your stash and one
this way
I've launched it off
I've launched it off with the fucking barricade
oh my god he did
he's down here
I've launched
that one
I got too much I got too much
Take that, Squidward!
That's true. That's true. We need four more, right?
Yeah.
We can do that. We can do that.
Go, Squidward, over here.
We down yonder.
I
See the Squidward here be there. I think dude. I think they reduce the spawns
They've got to have there's only two of them. I mean what makes sense is there another map, so oh
Does that make sense
Kind of like think about it. They love Stella. What about the archives? Oh
This should be one there. Yeah. Oh, where's that?
And then and then maybe uh, yeah, we need this. Oh my god, she won't has high loot by you see that it's red
Yeah, it's always been red. There's probably really red now
She alluded
There was your loot that
Archives has multiple where's our guys at
I'll have a random towards it. Well, let's do it. Let's do it from high chief. He for me. I get lost on this map
Then come on drag come on
Come on little buddy. I'm coming you see you see you over there. That's that's my friend
Got any better friends. Hey, what the fuck let us proceed that is proceed
Oh, little B-Boy, oh, little B-Boy, there should be one here, yeah, there should be where to go.
Yeah, they really do reduce it. Oh my god, it's Squidward. Oh, well, there goes my help.
God, there's something that you can move behind. Maybe you should grab that gyro.
I
Three down three to go
You go at the same mushroom we show the one in the same month mr. Peanut today is my girlfriend Sarah's birthday
Hey, I can craft one right now
I
Stick drop here spider. I drop on me. Hey come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, we're coming. We're coming. The attack are coming at the same time
See ya
Yeah, it's a little in here tail
You guys on him
Take that clank up. Oh, okay. Oh wait. Why wait what? Okay. Well, that's my time. She's
Um, that's okay. That's you gotta do this. You're just oh my god. It's great
He did a poison of habit
Oh, what the hell?
You said yes, it's good fight good fight
You know you said what?
What what? Okay? Okay? Oh?
Magnet accelerator. I'm going to lose this guy
Not trust us trust us trust
They learn to stop, like they can't stop in.
Uh, like Tempest.
Okay, cause I got a volcano with a kinetic on it.
I mean, I'll take it.
You want a kinetic?
No, you already stole the kinetic from my bobcat earlier, he's got what I eat now.
Oh my goodness, no way!
Another bobcat!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
If I could get a bobcat full over here!
Oh man, I was just saying, let me know if you see any bobcats.
Oh fuck, holy shit.
that's on. We're cooking, boys. We're cooking.
Shut that out. You want to be three?
That is no.
Got anything that I sell.
One and two is recycled.
Three and four is that a broke?
Okay.
Um,
I'm gonna go. I guess we leave.
Oh, wait, I need this.
I need this guy.
What do you mean?
How many more job hours do we need?
Two more.
So I can craft you more.
Two more?
Okay.
You just have a seed.
I might be some dead ones up here.
Here's a hat.
Oh, here's a green one.
What do you want?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Wait, what?
What do you mean?
What do you hear?
Is that a shredder?
No, it's a flame thing.
Should we go to the archives?
Let's check in front of ICA.
Well, we're in the archives.
That's the archive.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
archives that's all our crimes right down there oh gosh got you okay let's be
two more sweater gyros oh my goodness yeah crap oh my goodness there should be
something here to our right holy crap well every boy never mind I was a big
coming right there I heard one yeah I'll check outside the front lobby some
than just two in the first floor.
Now I'm going to check the other side of the thingy.
Follow him down there.
Get out of here.
Are you shooting?
That's BSP.
Put your spiders on me.
I'm not seeing the first floor either.
OK, I see one here broken.
Perfect, I can see one more.
Oh.
I need a better weapon.
Oh, another one on me.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Yeah, come down.
I have nothing to kill these guys with.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Come back down where you came from, believe me.
What about the gyroids?
We got them, we got them, we got them.
You got our six, you got our six?
Yep.
Oh, good work, guys!
We probably have 16 seconds to see though.
Flock, do we make it?
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, got it!
Nice!
Good work!
It's getting away from me, David!
Would you even have to make three seconds?
Yep.
You're good.
Which I have $554,000 worth of stuff on me.
What the fuck?
He's a really good for a goopa.
What do you have?
Five hundred and forty thousand dollars worth of goop.
Nice.
These are going pretty, pretty good for a goopa today.
One good shake, one good shake.
I'm gonna do something, something for the boys back home.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold your horses
All right, okay everybody in
We have you the main frame
About a week ago, I told you that I have a CS to gambling problem
Since that I've spent $2,000 and found an $80 knife, thank you so much, you are my hero.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, but think about this, you're one case away.
That is true, that is true.
That, good point, Cloaksy.
Very good.
You're gonna be a winner now?
You came this far.
Very good, you are due.
I mean, he's due or what?
He's due.
He is due.
Good point. Thank you, Closie. Thank you. Yeah, I got you.
I'll be organized by Goop. One moment, boys. One moment.
I've actually just been getting scammed on cases like three weeks in a row now.
Yeah, I know.
I don't understand. I don't understand the market for CS2 at all.
Am I crazy? Listen, I'm not like a... I don't do like a ton of gambling,
But maybe somebody who like does a ton of gambling can tell me if if if if if if if the case is $2, okay
And the key is $2.50 right so $5.50 and there's a 1 in 385 chance of getting the gold
Shouldn't the gold on average between all the golds be 385 times $5.50
Yeah, that makes too much sense.
Yeah, why?
Why not?
Man, you're awesome, man.
Let me just open my cases and get my fucking Karambit case
hardened.
Oh, $450.
Sorry, $450.
I know that's how odds work.
Pino, bring a string energy ammo.
Oh, god, I botched.
How much do I bring?
I don't know.
I don't know how this is going to work.
I'll bring $50.
Okay, no, $20.50.
$20.50.
Oh, so less than $50.
Less than $50.
Yeah.
I'm getting the box.
All right.
We will do, let's do, like, how much are you bringing,
Cosy?
Oh, yeah.
OK.
OK.
It's a mystery.
Should I bring one, too?
We're all bringing the shotgun, all at once, right?
Are we all dying?
Yeah.
Yeah
One of the chances we all die with the new legendary shotgun at once in possible
I fucking over again. That's yeah, that's you're talking insane. You're talking mad right now cuz you hear this fool I
Gotta suck you
You better you better cut that out
60,000 for 20 bullets. Oh my god
I'm in one million
Space dollars right already
Yep, it's all because of hard work and dedication
Yep, yep, and dogs. No
Maybe ducking when somebody's firing at me while I'm going next with the telecoop. I
Will tell you I just crafted so much energy ammo completely for free because I was looting the
You get so many arc motion cores from the
Got that motion
Yeah, I don't have any motion course. I'm gonna see if I have is one is one clip for the
Labra is it like the equalizer? You didn't mean go like what if you reload it goes away?
Like how many bullets just one action
I'm gonna get 15 ammo. That's one one. Let me see. Let me see how many bullets it gives in the firing range
Okay, okay
Cuz like one mag might be like 14 bullets or something like that
So then if you bring in 20 you only fucking 180 shots or whatever
None of the shit in that
CS2 game is actually worth anything, but you people are dumb enough to fool into thinking that it is
is. That's what the deep state wants you to think. I'm one case off of gold. You're the
fool. You're the idiot. I'm not the idiot. Okay, pal. So when I'm walking around tomorrow
with my factory do that were three carambit, you're gonna be jealous. You're gonna be jealous.
This guy is so fucking sick. Holy shit.
Yo, but what are the practice I need to shoot around a bit?
Yeah, I don't have a gun.
Oh, fuck.
Remember when you guys took the blueprints and said,
ha, peanut, you don't have a blueprint?
No, no, no.
I've been farming it for hours.
Well, you wouldn't be able to cast it, you know?
What? Why would I be able to grab it?
Because it'd be a bench.
What?
My bitch?
No bench, you need level three gunsmiths.
Oh, okay, all right, okay.
Okay, all right, I thought there was some peanut racers.
Okay.
You actually don't need that many bullets.
Oh, I just, I would probably bring in.
We're waiting.
What's eight times eight?
What's eight times, what?
I'd probably bring in.
We're weighing six clips wait all these six clips. He's serious
Yeah, I probably bring his six clips because six times eight six
een twenty four thirty that's not gonna bring in ten clubs
Okay, that that is 80 bullets make it 79. I
Never miss I'll get in here boys. Let's ravage these gentlemen with these new guns
But it's just got a PvP gun or is this meant for like the sky guy's PvP
It's literally a PvP gun. Okay, good good
Right, baby. Okay. I'm inviting you. I'm inviting you as we speak. Can we go hop on in chief hop on in?
All right
Don't get that ride
Five to ten clips eight things per clip. Yeah, well honestly
I think we're gonna mess up a couple times probably love before you have to get I mean think about that for a second
Okay, so when you right-click
When you right-click with it you ADS and it starts charging up and you have pretty much like a slug that goes really far and it's two-shot kill
Where's the left click do your left quick is just a Toro shot
Well, let's get in there tight out boys
No, no solo though.
No solo, no solo.
I'm gonna pick a random map at random.
This one, this one right here.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, what, what, what?
Hold on, I gotta get some traps and shit.
Let me, let me, let me, let me spend my point real quick.
We got it.
We got it.
No, what, what, what?
Hutch foe.
Oh, he's having a little trouble getting on the bus he was like today.
Wait, you know, what?
Is he coming?
Well, I cut the brakes on the bus, so we're not slowing down anytime soon.
He's gonna have to figure that out.
Is he showing up tonight?
Oh, is he showing up tonight?
Oh, you're supposed to be here 17 minutes ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I texted him.
I'm handling it.
No way I'm making it.
Yeah, no way.
That's what he said to me too.
Well, he's gone.
How is he?
Why is he hammered on a Tuesday at 10.18 pm?
Bro, he texted me at 7.00 pm saying he was blacked out.
What is he doing?
Playing the aisle?
I don't know.
What?
Tuesday at 7.00 pm?
him. But he's living large. But he is living large. Well, he's always living large. I respect
the game. God respect the game. Mm hmm. His wife left him. No. I'd be down to spend some
misinformation. Oh, you know, let's save that for misinformation Monday. Yeah, we'll see
Okay, well guys, we'll save that for misinformation Monday.
I know, I also, I know guys, I know.
That's why we have these things.
We have organized the two things when the time is right.
I know, I know, I know, yes, balanced.
Balanced, we'll wait for misinformation Monday.
And then we'll tell everybody that I left them.
Yeah, okay, okay, good.
Exactly, exactly.
Did you get the blueprint?
Oh, I got, we got two blueprints, but they're dragging that anime porn watch and stole them
from us.
Oh, my God, it's so good.
I should stop sucking six milli vanillies.
They're delicious though.
I even got one that was like raspberry flavored.
So whimsical.
Plus, if when I don't have it for
more than eight minutes, I
started hitting people.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big facts, big facts.
Flavors are banned in California.
Like, that's crazy actually. I'm pretty sure they have like strawberry fit now needles over there.
The fact you only can get mint six million delights over there isn't safe. Let's ride!
I
Whoa, they sound like hairdryers
No way you look at that
These are so cool
What's that?
Whoa, dude, these are crazy!
Yeah, let's click with them.
These are crazy!
Yeah, these are fucking sick.
These are so cool. These are so cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna dominate.
Nothing is gonna stop us.
Don't lose him.
We're not gonna lose him.
Like maybe if we get on top of the Queen.
When you're holding that right click, how fast can you fire? Over and over again.
Uh, when the hole gets tiny.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Where's the knife? Where's the knife?
Uh.
Oh, was it even dude at Mr. Carped Medium?
I'm waiting for you to take it.
Some boys, good man, good, amen!
And Mr. Big Doggy, Mr. Spongebob,
I'm waiting for you to take it.
Good, amen!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
How you guys so fast you guys you guys are you guys are quick
Yeah, you guys are right quick. I think what I think we just get into the building right?
We could yeah, I see we can store right for sure
We're gonna all die this round
Not gonna happen chief you will be in I can't be guys alright in press with our scale
Oh
That fuck I will get your range. I was so down the camper though. It was your short range. Don't use the shotguns
No cap jet
Be in my slime be going all over them
I
Po-po wanna shut me down that ass, but
Literally, I mean to gangster. Oh shit. Oh no, please say it
What are you doing? I'm a little fat. I'm a little fat
little funky
Let's touch up this new device.
See if you can pull out that fucking handle or something like that.
Oh my God, this thing is so cool.
This thing is so cool.
Guys, we definitely should have warned the arguments we could have put in your butt.
150%.
I just realized, 100%.
100%.
Let's play safe.
I got traps everywhere.
We're good.
What is this gun called again?
Like the Dablo?
The Labra.
The D'Labra?
Yep.
Is that it?
Is that it? Like a thing?
I think it's a French word.
I think it's an Italian word.
Yeah, the names in this game are all Italian.
Really?
Yeah, like Verletta, Venator.
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
It's pretty in the side door.
Get ready, get ready.
It's pretty in the side door.
Mm-hmm
This map is based off Nepal the true
I don't know what that is
Well, I don't know what that is either
there. The Paul or Naples? Naples. Naples in Italy? Yeah. Oh. Got you. Got you. They
came in the side door and they opened the key room down there. You wanna just go blast
them. Yeah, I've done that. Mm hmm. I'm going. Oh, there you are. Oh, fuck. I'm dead. Oh no,
no, this is stupid and dumb. I'm already dead. Oh, my God. I didn't get to use it.
No one. Yeah. I want to use it before I die. Please. Please. Please. Please.
We're back. Crack them. We got to hear you. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like,
I think it goes through people like I need to hit people to line a little collateral
You look collateral. Mm-hmm. Where's the third body boy? These guns are crazy.
Space all kind of. Where should we go next guys?
I don't know where he's going. What if we go toward those...
No, we're not on that map. I thought we did a little triangle thing over here.
Follow me. Yeah, back? No, I should...
at all
i'm getting scammed
where's your second guy you killed
who the fuck did he go?
there's a second guy you killed
i need his loot
i don't loot anyone
i'm just trying to shoot people that you got
dude he actually got away
no i got him right here
you got him?
These are the corner.
Boop, boop, boop.
That peanuts on him.
See, I was getting a little sum, sum, for the, the journey back.
I can't wait till I get another bobcat.
Well...
Take that.
I'm rough!
I wonder how much damage it does to, like, the queen.
It probably is, a, a splintip for this number.
You're trying to knock it here?
I'm down right there it should be down yonder over there to the southern to eastern side
I
See what these babies can do
Well, are we waiting?
Are we doing it for damage to it? Are we waiting?
Okay, well I was waiting
Easy I'm doing 100 damage from that
I don't even know if I'm hitting it. I'm doing 32 damage. Am I missing? I think it goes a little above where your marker is
Yeah, yeah, I think so too
I've missed like 80% of these shots
I'm doing the same amount of damage. I'm doing the same amount of damage as a renegade and I am
Oh, so this does nothing this this does nothing
All right, so it's not good for clakers. We know that you know that
try to find some people we can massacre
here we do here we do
oh that's a good one
one one shot
you need to get closer to the shot
I'll do a left and flake on him
I see my shield, they're over the window!
There!
What's camera?
That door's locked, Rex.
They're coming in the rear, they're coming in the rear!
Wait, where are they?
He's right here where you are, I don't know where you went!
Can't see me in the stairwell then.
Oh, he's right there, I see him, I see him, he just went down!
That rock bastard!
He's slacking us all!
We have to go down to the zip lines and catch him!
Alright.
popping it open for a real gooper I think he I think he's gonna grab the
open the bottom but I think he's actually coming for us I don't think this
guy is any fool there's tail
they're right I was wrong I think they're ditching this I think I want to
the extra boys I'll see you towards the
outside oh my god they're right there
oh my god oh my god we got good luck
drag good luck I wish you nothing but the
best
I'm down down there I am yep my teammate
coming on it'll be the healing I
I cracked the fuck out of two.
GOKU!
GOKU!
OK, OK, I've seen you right here.
I'm coming down, I'm coming down.
Ted?
Come on, I'm right here, close corner.
I'm going in!
Anyone?
Ted?
Oh my god, dude.
Whoa!
This thing's sick.
This thing is crazy.
This thing is sick if I go all night!
You smell pretty, Buster.
Yeah, this is insane.
You smell pretty, Buster.
Shit, I don't think I'm ready for them.
Oh, they might be poor.
They might be poor.
They might be one of those porers.
They're definitely one of the porers.
Yeah, I can shield.
Just, yeah.
Couple of medium ammo and some sex handcuffs.
I don't think there's too many people on this range.
all this rage we do think we said we have more people here I just heard him
let's kill him follow me boys
follow me boys
I
Got a lot of you
We all do it. I'll do it. Thank you. I'm you guys are planning. Oh, yeah, I'm a little late
Okay
look at that one look at that one oh I have to reload I have to reload oh my
god this thing is crazy
you made it pinky little something something little something something
you see it's nice this thing is nice we are facing a bunch of homeless people
I wonder if it'll work as well when we have three of eyes.
Mm-hmm.
Who, two prickly pears?
Score!
Oh, you can feed that to your chicken now.
Yeah, yeah, I can give it to my chicken and make him happy.
I see my skin at all.
I've got a decent amount of this and still have 90.
I see my skin at all. I see my skin at all.
You're not out of here when we still have a chance
They can't listen hurt you when you bump into them they'll be more realistic
All right, let's go water payment. We was an explosion. We did this people not here boys. Yeah, that's what it's watching
You know, I think it's right down here. This is the thing. Yeah
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Follow me, kid.
Follow me, boys!
Think a little peep.
See what's going on.
I think it's all the way towards the antenna.
I think so as well. The explosions sound deep.
These gentlemen were exploding deep, 100%.
Now, see? I see it up right here, right here.
There's people inside, too.
Inside where?
Yeah, see my thing. Don't hear it. Don't hear it.
Oh, there's another one the guys deep inside exploding on me. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
No, no, no
All three
One that one correct. Oh, good. Well done. We're gonna win
I see my team.
I got to be full.
Nice.
I fool.
I didn't even see him in that last one.
I just kind of saw it.
Yeah, your left click is really good.
You can come fast.
We can come fast.
Very fast.
absolutely eviscerated okay there's another another team inside a control
tower let's go kill them
all over you boys
drops up too fat drop the poop last break
I don't think I aggregate on me a hornet aggregate above me they're
We're by tower their exposure when we were pushing up over even the top of the key
It's not in map conditions, so probably not well actually that should that should this
No, I can't be right this could turn about what?
I don't like that even reload with like one bullet missing it just takes an entire clip
Well, yeah, well, that's all that you got energy guys. Yeah, I know
It's not like it was right here
Hmm mystery on our hands, okay above us
Like the snap hook spot
Yeah, we can just go water treatment in these
Yeah, that's how big it is out of action you first place
Roger then what this map could provide at this moment
Well, the live people
Hey, we kill like six
Well, we killed like, I don't know, we killed nine.
We killed like 12.
One right here, one down below, and then those guys we just killed.
Nine.
Yeah, we killed the team in the front, team down below.
Okay.
Team over here in front of us.
Okay.
And then another team in the side room.
No.
Remember the team that we jumped in when we jumped down and they were under the zip?
No, that's the down below.
You said that first.
I don't know.
We killed, a team of three down below.
Okay, at the very bottom under the zip.
All right.
Then, we killed another team under the mini zip.
Remember when we jumped off and we almost died?
When you came in and down, we used to sleep in.
Oh yeah!
Yeah.
We killed 12.
What did we get killed 12?
Not bad.
Not too shabby at all, we're pretty good.
The right click, right click's anti-climactic,
but the left click is really good with this.
Well, it goes through you so you can collate them.
Oh, really?
If they're in a line, you don't even have to, by the way, you don't even have to worry about shooting your teammates.
You know, right? It goes right through your teammate.
Huh?
Yeah, you can just shoot them, even if your teammate's sitting in front of you.
Nothing, bud?
Yeah!
Wait, that's probably so good for, like, the pay-chart, then.
Wait, what do we- Wait, hold on.
I just realized, if we formed a conga line,
wouldn't we be invincible?
Does that mean they can only shoot one of us?
Well, all three of us are shooting damn.
Yeah, technically, yes.
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait one moment.
Wait one moment.
Wait a moment.
That might be the man up.
I should be trying to take on.
We had some mirror movements.
Like perfectly.
That's fine.
I'm good at conga lines.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid, we'll call it really a game for it.
We'll call it the, no we can say X, a symbol.
We'll call it the.
Human centipede?
Oh no, no, no.
So they already have that, for that comedy.
Um.
Let's see about what we're doing for suitings,
We're shooting we're shooting inside of our friends right behind them. Okay. Okay, so what what is that?
Um no no no no no
What do we call it? What do we call it that?
the elephant spacewalk.
Why elephant?
No, that's a Christmas gift.
That hurt?
That's a movie.
It's not a bad name, the Bungaline.
The Bungaline?
Wait, that's a good name.
That's a good name.
That's a good name.
That's a good name.
The Bungaline.
The Bungaline.
He's told that from Chad.
All right, Bungaline.
That's his.
That's his.
We're the Bungalide!
We're thinking boys, we're thinking it.
We're thinking, we're thinking it.
We're the Bungbusters, cause we have the ghost weapons!
There we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're cooking.
What are you gonna call?
Bungbusters!
That's like a point off, man.
Yeah.
I
Boys I got like one or two left one or two more hours, okay, we can be that work
Hours yeah, we made that way good. No worries
Don't you worry drag? Don't you worry? We can make that work easy
You want to let anyone down if you stop in two or three more hours?
No, I get these like really bad migraines.
Anal fissures?
Vision.
No.
Well, I lose my vision and it's happening.
Wait, you lose your vision?
I lose like my peripheral vision.
Your peripheral?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I see a doctor, see?
I have.
It just happens.
He said, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
It's not how it works.
Then he flips you off.
I bet you can't even see what I'm doing over here, buddy.
It's bad for gaming because if I get flanked, I'm fucked.
I literally can't see.
You should buy a really small screen.
I'm a pretty big monitor, I can't lie.
That's why you buy a smaller one.
Dude, you know what, dude?
What if you get one of those VR headsets
and then you can just play in the game?
Do you play on control anyways?
If I'm being chased by a Shredder and I'm in VR, I might kill myself in Game of
Force.
In Game of Force, in Game of Force.
Of course.
I feel like, hmm, screamers are low-key weenies.
Ooh, dude, you're getting called a weenie, Lou.
You're getting called a weenie.
Hey, weenies.
Weenies.
Weenies.
Lootions.
Lootions.
Lootions.
Super Weedy Hot Juniors is where you belong.
Weedy Hot Juniors for five minutes with a hose ad, with a bitch's ad.
I'm gonna get canceled.
Why are you? Yeah, what closely you're gonna get canceled?
Hey, why am I gonna get canceled?
Wait, I forgot what'd be the first time you I don't think that's possible the old internet already thinks
I said the end word on stream because of how I say caca
So I think I'm good for like ever
How in the fall?
Yeah, what they did was they cut it real short
I think they might have distorted the audio so now the entire did I think I said the end word on stream?
same. I think our situations are a little bit of a
I think our situations are a little bit of a
it's a
okay buddy okay
Hey, you don't have an idea.
What's up?
Check your discord.
Okay.
I can see you typing.
I can use it in both of your apps.
What?
Is that?
What?
Millennium is that keyboard from?
I have a ducky.
What?
A ducky.
What?
A d-
A ducky.
A what?
I'm gonna fuck you.
Alright, fuck you first.
It's a ducky.
You got cool license shit.
Oh.
It's pretty loud it was just cool. I just up
Yeah, yeah, Dylan lost his last match this week badly. Yeah, I I heard about that
Didn't he get his didn't he get his what's the stuff in on the on the court on the on the on the b-ball court
He should be any of you. No way say I
Think he says something about you. Oh
Oh, I didn't see him talking to like a streamer lady. He goes bird peanut is my biggest nemesis
She's like you have beef with a peanut he was like excited
Yeah, I think it's pretty excited about that. I mean, that's that's like I think that's like a big thing
I don't know what he does between fights, but you know.
I donate to you and harass you.
Yeah, I think harassing us is the highlight of surface league.
I told you the number one super kind of seemed like he wanted to fall onto.
Oh, maybe he wanted to fuck you.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
I think it was an ulterior motive.
He wanted to have sex with me.
That's what he wants.
He wants to have sex with me.
That's right!
I'm probably going to be out in midday.
My girlfriend on vacation in Cancun.
I'm probably going to like, I'm full and we decided to go to Cancun.
Cancun must be beautiful this time of year.
Perfect weather.
Probably like, is Cancun one of those places where there's a bunch of people trying to sell you a beaten bracelet on the beach?
Kind of yeah, but I think it's a little dangerous right now. Is your date? What's going on?
Yeah, I don't think the cartel. Yeah, I'll be where is cancun is that in is that in what country said?
Mexico? Yeah, okay. Okay
So so not anybody saw you be in bracelets, but there might be like guys with cute little crack and a k-47
Yeah, okay. Okay
Okay
Okay
Yeah, I heard the cartel apparently is going a little wacky right now. I heard that I heard they're pretty upset
Yes, hey, what hey
Peace make peace not war guys make peace not war
You know that guy you mutilated in front of his family. Let's just give him a cookie next time
You that was a close one. I was a close one
They're gonna they're gonna drop down as it we just go up
Why make sure they don't drop down this step. Well, we're ready. I mean we're in close range out
She's our space laser shotguns. Let's create the bungalow line
Oh
I think we're gonna drop in front of me. What do we wait wait wait wait?
I close the leader of the bottom line. Let's get behind him. That's that you effect. Thank you
On the line a symbol
Simmel symbol
Where'd they go? Oh, I mean, I mean
Here we're going
food down the hill down the hill down the hill where oh my god there's a
brand new team brand new team that's much good to watch behind me watch out
you got rockets here I repeat you really yep
fall back fall back no way can you guys see that fall what you might have to take
Let's take it out. Let's take it out. You two speed slayers. I know the team
I'm deep though. Oh my god, man
Okay, okay guys. Okay guys guys guys guys guys. Let's actually get down to the bunker. I can't lose this. Oh my god
No
Which one over me?
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Let's go myself
You know, oh my god, I get tripled
You know, oh my god, I'm
No way you guys
No, there's a team on me while I lost a Dilabra in a snap hook. Holy shit. Oh
My god guys guys we can't
Which everybody do the hatch quickly, quickly, quickly.
McGrath's-
Oh god, they're here.
Oh my god.
No way, Drac let him twice.
She's- she don't play.
I'm gonna let her find her way.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Which quickly, on me, let's go to the hatch.
We need to worry about the team to our top right.
Don't worry about it.
Dude, I actually get peanut up and we're fine.
I get tripled by a rocketeer.
Balance.
Yeah, I was.
That's all things should be.
We'll make it, we'll make it, nobody has any idea where we're at, we'll be just fine.
We'll go to the hatch on the top right, we'll live happily ever after, we'll live forever.
Holy shit, that's close.
Where's that clicker going?
Off to bigger and better things.
Let's go on pretty good.
I'll be dead by now.
I bet you feel to be bounced on Shrek's junk like a quarter pound of with cheese.
That's mad for a second.
Ogre sex?
Yeah.
I'm worried because this fucking extract is open to her left. What's my way? We just gotta get to the we gotta get to the hatch
Watch it. Yeah, watch your health, man. Mm-hmm
My god
My health is so low. Yeah, it's so off your ticket. It's I get so off your ticket. It's off your ticket
He's hanging around
This round
It's okay. All right ready to receive
All right on the road again
Here we go her to turtles
All right, I'm gonna tell what these rocks I'm gonna do I'm do a circumnavigation
Navigation is this a normal blue gate by the way, there's no way. Yeah, it was this poppin turn
Yeah, we're like max pu pu people of his your max max
Yeah
So like
like how like like how like so like like so like like so like so like so like how
are you guys doing today I've been better yeah be better
Everybody could also be worse could also be worse could also be worse
I like to be hot just a gaming chair
Yeah, true. Mmm. That's last fucking win. Yeah, I died get me in cotton. It is hot gaming chair
Please go to a second. This is it with me. Yep
Outside in a fire that I've seen
All right
Okay, we're making progress. We're making progress.
Got to chill here for a second.
How's it going back there for you guys?
Thank you, bro.
Go ahead. Let's proceed.
Let's proceed. A quick sip of the silly boys.
Exhilarating gameplay. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I
Still think these are to remove the gentleman's right hand from his cock while you're scrolling
My guy has a glove only oh his left hand is never glove on
Why is he a glove on his right hand and a glove in his belt? He has the other guy when I put it on
That's the question. That's the question.
Oh, it's called fashion. Oh, yeah, these Louis Vuitton gloves.
Oh, yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
That's self an LV logo and a little bit of child labor.
Oh, my God, I called till I died.
Oh, my God, peanut is no, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
My god, oh my god, oh my god, there's no way oh
my god, oh my god, oh
My guys guys, oh
My oh you have to find someone tell them you're close he haven't revived you
come again please please please I think we can craft another one I don't even know
gyros definitely don't have gyros yeah we don't have any gyros yeah I am not
crawl by the time I get all the way back there it's gonna be ten minutes oh my
god oh my god I cannot believe that just happened
I cannot believe that just happened.
You're so fucking tall.
Perfect.
Perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
We're going back to Stella and we're getting more gyros.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing right now.
Calm, Closie. Don't fuck his body with me.
You were like five meters away.
Cannot believe that just happened. I I am so disgruntled right now. I've for one and severely disgruntled
severely disgruntled
Thank you for protecting my body track. You're a good man. Look at you face down
You think you can grab the gun?
Yeah, these are like you loot on the ground
Don't give him any ideas, please
Hmm
Okay, are you fucking me? Okay. All right fucking me. Okay, but you should fuck me until you died
No, I'm not dying with this with this gun. Okay. Okay. Oh
Yeah, you turned your ass back around buddy
You got hot like that
Yeah, I can't all right close. She's coming in for a quick pickle
fuck click click click click click click click never heard anyone
all right delicious thank you thank you sir thank you sir and close she's
making the exact same mistake drag made can't go that way all right
Okay
Alright now he's turning around it's like drag did perfect perfect
Close you got hasky. Yeah, okay. Thank God. I don't go
My god
He tried to kill me oh
Oh
Guarantee this guy's name says the burnt peanut. Oh
What did they want today
Who do you want into you walking backward? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fresh account
Oh, what a sweet, sweet, what a sweet delight.
No.
Was he aim-bonding?
Cause he aimed and then snapped a Cloak T.
I think it was.
He snapped, he snapped to me, snapped to Cloak T.
Did he?
Can you back on now?
No, no, no, I got out.
Good, good.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy has aimedy tonight, joking.
Yeah, it's a fresh account of the one.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Oh wait.
Here we go.
Oh my God, folks, you great fucking cons.
Oh, shoot.
Good God, good God, good God.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Well, as long as close he wants it, so I couldn't do it.
I can.
Hey, guys, backwards walks into me,
whips out his bobcat without looking at me.
Yeah, well, I bet you guys those seats
where he's looking, it's not where his guy has to look.
You know what I mean?
Oh, you're on your mark?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then you just like aims like like with his program. Oh
You lose something something one moment boy man, that sucks. It was such a worse
I can't even report me get my kid back cuz you got time like 10 minutes ago
Perfect what a sweet delight what a sweet dream
I mean, that's a free-the-law row back
Yeah, I'll be honest. I only get kids back when I play with peanuts. So good
Good good
Hmm, I'll be getting a little something something. No, I know that was a setback boys
But it's a minor bump on the road to success
I have two damn controlled tower keys pig we go hit that
Or we are you'll get the sockets again
I do get a shot at you next thing.
Don't you want to do a shotgun again?
Don't you know what part we need?
Let me look.
Let me see what I have.
Oh my god, I need vaporizers.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, then let's go to one of the maps with the new event.
Get that.
Then go to Celebondes.
Mm-hmm.
We need.
We need to go to Celebondes.
That's a great plan.
Real guys, I have one gyro sweater.
I'm gonna put it in my butthole.
I'll give it to you.
I'm just gonna have a little poop on it.
But you know what?
But we can use it to build the new shotgun.
So we have to get five more of those
and how many vaporizers?
I have one.
I have one with gyro.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need four gyros.
Don't have any more whole crap.
Wait, I do.
Oh, wait, wait.
How many vaporizers do we need?
I have.
I need two.
He needs two.
Okay.
Yeah, I need to I need to which we need four vaporizers and four gyros
It's what I'm hearing here
Five gyros. No, you have what I have one
Okay, four four four before oh, yeah, yeah poor for four four gyros four
Vaporizer then we can have you already have the medic magnetic accelerators. I have you haven't Dennis
Don't get it dried I
I should have
Yeah, I'm enough. Oh, you like get a little bit of turtle crawl that's safe even
Then that's why I do this because I have like two more raids and you love
No, no, no, you've got two more hours. He said he said two more hours. Let me go
Yeah, I'll be trusted to you guys take it out to at least one. Yeah, come on
my eyesight
I
Brother you got some kids with him
I can't
Okay, let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it.
I made a man. I'm ready.
Uh, we're gonna get a little bit of ammo. A little bit of ammo.
one second here we go all right we're
going right here this one
can we get anything there or no yeah
yeah yeah yeah the whole marathon
community the whole marathon community
dance you to come to try your hand on the cryo archive on the weekend love
to see it's certainly more fun than getting screams like after calling for
10 minutes well that is true good so that is too good but I would be busy boys
I'm telling you I know I've been talking about a lot but I can't stop I'm too
excited this rust thing is gonna be the most fun thing you've ever done your
life drag and close it how much have you guys played before one time only what
I have like 50 hours, maybe less it is. I mean it is going to be like 20 was it's grueling
It's hard that you will be on the beats for hours
But I'm telling you if you stick through it you have the most fun time you've ever had in your entire life
I personally guarantee it. I would bet I would bet everything I've got this is gonna be the most fun thing if everybody sticks it out
Yeah, I've never played it so I mean like I played it but
And I'm not gonna lie coachy. I was kind of thinking I want you to be on my team
Not only because I like it and you're my friend and you get a shooting
But I think it'd be funnier if like well Jack
I was gonna have you on my team, but you said you couldn't be there because your birthday some might have to get
Well because because because drag officers also my team and he can't be there at the beginning
So I like can't be alone at the beginning. I'll just die
So I kind of got a swap now, but I think it would be funnier if you close see and Tim the tap man and Nick
Merck's and like maybe a couple others were on team and then we have like a rival rate
You know mean you want me to team with dick and Tim
Let's RIDE!
Oh Mr. One of One, sir, for one more reason, one good man, good a faaaad!
Man, those guys are helping us set up the rush order right here.
What about Jeff?
Oh, shit.
You my boy?
Be safe, your brother.
Be safe, your brother.
Yeah, you want me to team with Tim and Nick?
Well, OK, well, listen up, buddy.
I've got Officer and Drac, and they're not even
going to be there for the first week.
OK.
Look at these bulls.
I think they're 40 years old with two kids.
You want me to team with them?
They're in bed by 4 PM.
Like you're gonna play an hour a day, sign on,
take all my A-tastes.
I gotta die.
Yeah, but think about how funny it would be if like,
if like, we had a rivalry in the game.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'll, I'll, I'll believe you.
Or, or I am inviting a lot of people.
We could make one super group.
I'm making the max group limit eight.
We could be you, me, officer, Drac,
10 to tap man, Nick Mux.
How many people say how many do that is less seven I think actually I'll make a team I'll make a team
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Okay. I don't want to be with us. Wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, T
Paint it easy to the chance you want to play
Okay, let's calm down on the 40 year olds
Oh, no.
Oh, is he on?
Shit.
Shit.
Gag!
No, there's no loot down there.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
The team pain, you should come play, Ross.
Enjoy my team.
You can crush Mr. Cloakseed as a band of hooligans.
I'm telling you, dude, I'm not even joking.
I I'm genuinely considering re-upping on my Adderall prescription and playing that game
24 hours straight for like three weeks
Oh
That's how excited I am for this that's I will be playing every minute upstream most likely as well
I'll be waking up playing it hopping on stream hopping off stream continuing to play it
Well, you're gonna have to be gonna have like Tim and Nick on the same team because they're not gonna be on it
That's a closey team. I'm not on that team
I'm not on that team.
Well, yes you are!
Cozy, I can't have Nick Merckx and Tim on a team by themselves. They'll be dumb and stupid and die.
Yeah, it's the best part. It's free fucking loot.
Oh, it's not free loot, they'll just quit.
You're gonna have a controller player that... can you play a controller on Rust? Is that Bible?
Pan, but if you use it on PC, I do not believe you get aim assist.
You have to play on Xbox to have aim assist.
Bro, he's gonna quit after a day.
Yeah, I know. That's why I have to have you on the team so he doesn't just lose constantly.
my man bottom try got a halo playing controller he just crashed all right
guys you did it's gonna be prizes gonna be brine's a oh we share the bottom is
the weak spot I don't think that's true yeah yeah it opens up the core I would
see a cool ones oh it is the cool like a like a like a like a phallic shape it's
Second little cord.
Well, we took that down with ease.
Are we getting better, boys?
I think we're getting better.
Oh, no, no, no, that's a whole crack of this, yeah.
Yeah, well, I was shooting it right in the vape pussy.
And how much?
I think that's why we took it down so fast.
Plus, close these hole cracks on.
Yeah, hole cracks are like actually good, though.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna steal this one
Got it. Well, you take it you take it. You go pretty pretty
Which go here boys the three red
Where where where I see him
Oh
Don't be rude
Could just show them real quick. That's what we just killed. Okay. We got better shop. Did you bring your shotgun?
Oh, yeah, I'm like three haddies. That's what it was
I
See what I see one stand back
I will handle these ruins right here on me right here on me
Where you go there on top of the hell one back to on top of a whole people was down here with me though
Like I said ago
Where'd he go?
You finished.
Did you hear anything?
Do the left turn flick on him?
Dummy.
Oh my god he's so bad.
Behind him, behind him.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, top of the hill, top of the hill, top of the hill.
Broke him, broke him, broke him!
He's watching, he's watching!
Get up boys, get up!
Starts on!
Behind us, behind us, behind us!
One.
Oh!
There it is!
Fuck it's a lot!
Whee!
Good work boys!
Nice, cause you like looking at those fools.
I'll do the top one, then we head to the three
laser penises.
Where this guy go?
Where he scurry off to?
You should have- I downed him over here.
Right here.
Where do you go?
That's where I'm at!
Right here.
In the bush.
Oh.
Wait, you really won?
There you go.
I was just wanting to free you, speed.
Oh no no no no no!
Right on you!
Right on you!
Right on you!
Look at that!
Oh my god!
He's right here!
I'm behind you!
I'm behind you, sir!
He's right here, I'm behind you, I'm behind you, sir.
Yeah, that guy's an idiot.
Broke him, broke him.
Bam!
Rip one, shoot one, that's a little weak.
One more, one more, one more.
I see my CB, he's getting away.
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad.
Weep, they're terrible.
Oh, hey!
That guy ran fast, he had to shoot me.
He had to shoot me, he had to shoot me,
he was shooting down at me.
Did you tear us up, race guy?
You shot him, baby.
I got him, I got him.
Get a rally for shooting in the...
What? Really?
I swear.
Sounds like the guy that kidnapped the girl I'm taking.
Really?
Lookin' lookin' lookin' lookin'
Dracar Dua!
That's a clone, by the way.
Oh, they're poor!
Oh, we know they're not poor!
They were not poor.
Oh.
Didn't know something, so they didn't know something.
Nothing just right here.
Bob, we...
So
No, I think we go we go top left bottom raises one. Yeah, I think we just kill the vaporizer though, right?
Oh, that's right. You scared me. I can tell it was you though from your handsome hair. Don't be scared
Well, you let's kill the vaporizer. Oh five minutes. Wait guys, there's only one laser left over there. We have to go kill those
Oh, I got you coachy don't you weren't deep?
Okay
Why shooting me? Okay
Did I genuinely don't understand where this guy's pussy is
Is it that thing?
I don't know what it is. I never died
I got some bugs, I got some bugs, don't you worry.
Thank you.
Oh shit.
Don't you worry, Clogsy.
We're going to save you.
I
Think you just bought it a little
Oh, I think I see it. I think I see it. I see it there. Yeah, it's a
Stuber sensitive. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say that very sensitive
It's a cream
I do need a better armor if we find
You got more orders of breakfast sandwiches from jack in the box tonight
Trying to fuel it. I think the time is time is nigh. It's a month. Oh
Man, I
Where
Officer the fourth team that's got on this hill watch out watch out watch out. I'm sure dad. Nice to be insane
He won! He's one shot! He's one shot! How is that fucking not dead?
Watch out! Watch out!
Cracked you fuck.
I like landed on you mess up.
I know. One's out in the back. One's out in the back.
I think we should leave here.
I think you sent him. Cracked.
I'm just gonna go in. Go in.
I
Can the box is grows
I mean
Three in the morning. I'm not doing actually a Michelin star restaurant in my house
I said let them up. Oh my god. I have like two or three options
On the fucking
Think I might take a couple of these items
couple of these bad boys couple of these bad boys
All right, let's do that thing we tried to do 12 minutes ago
And all the lasers are gone
Do you really just leave both boys? Yeah, I looted that guy. It was under you
What about this should be another one and you're on it right now
Yeah, don't worry. I'm stealing all the loot. Don't worry. Okay. Yeah, you know, yeah, you can put you can put your faith in me
You can put it in me anytime. Don't you worry
Folksy I'm gonna need to put here a couple items off of this gentleman's corpse
Okay, wait. No, we're so missing. Do you do we get the tempest? I don't know. I see it. I know
Oh
This is what that person yeah, whatever wherever you first of that guy
Oh look oh
You know you were so close to the body
Yeah, I just oh
There's another guy right here the tempest guy. Yeah, it's in this one. Oh wait. Is there really any one a little bit more heavy ammo?
Goop it boy, we're goopin! We're doing pretty good!
All right, let's proceed! Team top of the hill, team top of the hill! Oh my god! Not again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're pushing over, they're right here. Running up, running up towards us.
One's on top too close, one's on top too close. I'm gonna have no armor on after this.
Two too close, two too close.
I'm going in!
She's running back, running back, running back!
Nice!
Stand back boys!
Easy!
Maybe you want to side?
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
maybe he went inside I don't know he was all the way up
oh she won where'd he go where'd he go 100% he was he was he was
something something something you probably just ran into here they're
most likely. Oh, man. Oh, man. You need that whole camera? No, I don't. You have it. Yeah,
so you're supposed to go to go right now. Let's do that thing that we try to do 15 minutes
I think we leave I have no armor
Hey, I'm rubbing one. No, I like
Armors, yeah, yeah, okay. Oh my god another team on the fucking hell
damn it
Oh my god, I'm fucking dead
fall back! fall back!
I have no shield
fuck, just live, just live, just live
into the hedge!
kiss a rattler
into the hedge!
I had them both on
oh what the?
hey hey hey hey
no way
oh
I appreciate we've died of this guy tonight by the way he has no name
perfect my pink perfect perfect my pink what a sweet delight what a sweet
little treat. So much fucking better, bro. Why?
Oh, so many above you.
Yeah, I'm gonna die here, okay?
Try to get as close to me as possible.
I'm dead.
Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook.
Let him cook, let him cook.
No, no, he's one, he's one.
Where, where, pink?
I mean, I mean, right here, right here, one, one, one, one.
I mean I'm here right here one one one one absolute absolute one absolute one right here
Nope, and I'm sure and I'm back
Fucky people on that hill man
I believe that was the
1d first guy. Oh, it is the same people. It is. All right. What's your names? What's your names?
They have a YouTube voice
Wait, what's what's your name? What's names?
the
Sand S a and n I and you didn't run it
They might not be on your thing. They have the TTV and the YouTube. So yeah, I ain't got nothing. I
Yeah, honestly
Kind of you can kind of see like the third party in the fourth party coming but the night party
I mean who could have got that who could have foreseen bad coming
right armor
I just dropped you one too, man guys a picture of himself choking himself with a
pie
She'll tighten it up. All right fellas. Oh, no way you're getting off. No, you are not getting off on a wash thief
I feel my heartbeat in my head that means you're healthy that means you have a clean bill of health
No, I'll do one more last one one more hour. That's fine. That's one more hour. It's fine one more raid
So that team instantly walks through smoke to thirst peanut. Oh, yeah
I'll have it. I'll have it. I'll have it
The thing is show up though we can still do it again. Yep. Yep
I'm coming in geared. I'm grabbing the tempest four boys. No mercy for me.
We locked it in. I have no hope. I do have another whole cracker. Oh, great. You put the things in your ass.
You put the things he asked that.
No, no, no.
My God, I just see one though, I just see one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, then you did, because you needed four last round.
All that I did.
Yeah, then you did, yeah, you needed four.
Wait, we got what we came for, perfect.
Why not?
I would make it, perfect boys.
And then I just need guy rows.
You live in a shop, then you shop, then.
I
Something something one moment boys
How to let these
Get a blue shield for missus shidey
I'm not gonna lie to you we have a pretty good ratio
I genuinely believe every single person we go up against at any time in any game as a stream cypher
are like you think about it we just killed 18 people that can see our screens and
still lost we actually let him kill more than 18 people
I'm good 14 on the hill on the hill yeah oh my god
That's so bad to the fuck.
Well, good players usually don't do that.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Little bit of pinch and all.
Little bit of pinch and all.
One moment, boys.
You get those middle aged dads coming home from work.
Middle aged dads are not StreamSampy guys.
Hell no.
I know who StreamSampy is.
It's the it's the it's the reddit mod fedora discord kitten
Gentlemen, I'm the guys
men genuinely
hate us
My clothes you know some all
What the fuck did I do?
Well, I just hate you more than drags. I'm just thinking they do fine, too
Yeah, I
Guarantee you there's not a single bad the stream time test for the intended to kill us
Oh, it's happy. Oh, never mind. You're just essential. Never mind. We're central. We're
central. Oh, no, no, yeah. 30 more minutes. That's right. Yeah. Don't worry, Plants.
That's I can't be not. You're going to get it tonight. This question after changing
I'm re-invigorated.
Hahaha.
Tipsy's for Doran.
Alright, let's get this place.
Doran?
This is, did you see me?
Take on...
a burnt...
peanut?
Peanut?
Let's just say...
Let's just say he did not want to see me.
Hold on, wait. We're getting to the end, Josh.
Let's just...
Let me say, she did not want to see me on that hill.
Literally.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you so good at that?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Let me see the other silly.
A quick silly like, it's a reward for our hard work.
Because I think it's pretty good.
Even though we died, I think we, I think I'm going to count that as a W.
I
Don't know this full team just pushes in a smoke to thirsty like fuck. You know, I can't do this job
I have to moderate this discord subreddit
Other fuck
They all run those ass-looking
You can't do that here.
Come on, Ron, come on.
Can you throw it?
Let me give you nothing.
Throw it over it.
Okay, there you go.
There you go.
We're good now.
We're good now.
We think everybody's safe.
I would think everybody's safe.
Everybody's safe now.
I suck all the wind off the beach and create a tsunami.
One reverse queef and we're all dead.
What the fuck?
This game's gonna be much better.
This game's gonna be ten times better this time.
I can personally guarantee it.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I mean, the games, they've been going pretty good tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tonight's been a good night.
Tonight's been a good night.
The best way is we were full, we were full-looted and we're like, let's leave.
And we're like, nah, we're gonna try this for the sixteenth time to do what we came
to do.
We're gonna find loot probably any game like we have we have enough loot to go into any game
Even if we don't there's free kids so any game where we kill 18 people consecutively. I'm kind of as a win whether we get out
That's a dummy in my book
My, my.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh.
Mm-hmm.
The positive KD!
Oh!
SuperDevall, my one friend of white-good man,
good, ah, man!
Thanks, Mr. SuperDevall, my boy.
Please, thank you, brother!
And Mr. Love and my one friend of white-good man,
good, ah, man.
Here, what's your favorite space Marine's
Chapter the Black Templars.
You know why. You know why.
Now let's...
RIDE!
Let's ride.
Ooh, Space Leases already!
Wait, we're late, we're late.
Huh.
Well, it's good.
Word is that surveyors are out there
sniffing around with the good stuff.
The problem is they brought vaporizers with them.
At the very least.
Vaporizer.
Wait, should we go to these?
Wait, what's our plan again?
No, no
We technically work we need a blueprint for you. Yeah
Like to probably just get you one by tomorrow
No, no, I want to earn it glory is not given close. He it is earned
He Christopher Columbus was given a disease to kill off everybody that was there now he earned that
I
Coming up with crabs
Now let's get on let's get this blueprint from this thing right watch me possible for that one's more on the outskirts. I mean here we go
Yeah, it didn't leave where did it go? It's okay. I
Could have sworn it was way
Craft yeah, you should take it since you're staying on
Take him out boys
Oh, okay.
We were late, by the way.
We had to find out where people are dying.
I'm not seeing nobody dying.
Okay, this guy act needs to shield every time I go out there and shoot.
Just watch out.
I'm about to last one.
Place.
Where?
Uh, they're directly toward Northwest.
This way.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Huh.
Oh my!
Well, he should ride a bee guy should be able to take some good charge.
Yeah, well, you keep peeking by the way.
I'm shooting some swapsie-doozies to confuse him.
There we go!
perfect you take it you take it people died over to the northwest yeah that's
close and people and people dying right alright yeah you get those guys that's
right next to the red thing that's very close i think i'm tied to
all of these boys
did that work yeah yeah yeah they're fighting now i'm going
come on peter oh i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
Don't you worry big man. Don't you worry
Think there's one's on it one's on it. Yeah, one's inside it. One's on it. Oh
Hey, whoa, don't kill that guy. How do we say tell me how to say something really bad in Spanish
to mama lepe da
oh she
to mama lepe da
i told him that his camera sucks my balls from the back
but where's two mama lepe da mean go ahead lay it on me
to mama lepe da is like your uh your mom um it sounds really vulgar in english i'm kind of shy
me. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
So, I basically said that his mom like gives you a hand job essentially. Well, I get a
really, really, really, really, really, really boldly.
Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
To mama the paler.
To mama.
To mama.
Me la paler.
I'm taking that.
I'm stealing that.
You mama la la pela
You mama me la pela
You la la me la pela
You mama me la pela
There you go, you mama
Me la pela
Yeah, yes
You got to fire what I'm tired usually all the time
I don't have a staff like all right, whatever I'm breeching the thing wait shots from the garage
Yeah, it's not, no no, he's close. He's down the grind. I think he's like, you know, he's in the trunk, he's in the trunk.
In the bus, in the bus, in the bus.
Two rocketeers, two rocketeers, two rocketeers.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Oh, don't blueprint, don't blueprint.
Oh!
Oh, good heavens!
Oh, it's fall back!
I'm gonna do one, I gotta hold her for out of it.
AHHHHHHHH!
Get the ammo?
Yup.
Two way out, twenty, though.
I can't beat him up.
Thank you sir.
Get on soldier.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Thank you shit.
Thank you shit.
Thank you shit. Thank you shit.
All right, now we're back.
That could benefit them that bad.
Two by my man, Lepeta Rock Terrio!
Did I hit that out of the park or what?
Did you say Ontario at that point?
No, no, Rock-o-terio.
but I'm a little lower than but not too much
but I'm gonna act with the last one oh yeah I need the last one's already activated
yeah we're done we're not here we're not here actually let me just double check
me see this is how anything in it wait here's a kid rocketeer yeah here's
rocketeer I go I'm okay this is done this is over the sugar
Where's this who to get at we got you the top
Hey, he's audio. Oh, oh, I see. I see him
God, I'm up here
Right, okay
Come back to the shadow. Oh, no, I'm top. They're up top
Yeah
You're sniping I get so buddy or something no, I was trying to then and then I got styped
Oh
This guy was packing heat boys
There's you know that you know, we're leaving you for a little bit, okay, man
Well, yeah, I do I just got a ton of stuff off that that guy we killed like a ton of stuff
I just died of the rocketeer. Hmm. Okay
Careful. Drive careful
They're typing they're typing
Yeah, he broke he broke he spoke where the we need to bring me set this rock and tear guys
Or we kill it. They'll all until until it to it
You get simple
Holy shit
Oh my
Yeah, yeah, she got a second to browse.
No guys, I have a little pack.
I have a little pack.
Bring me up all the other way.
It's sad, it's sad, it's sad.
Oh, yes.
Oh, good work team.
It's all right.
I have to go.
Dude, double hole crackers.
Then he is like fucking insane.
Dude, what if you had triple hole crackers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys are medium.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God, I have this thing on me now.
What you got?
What you got?
No.
What you got?
What you got?
Oh, yeah.
I have this thing on me now.
NOOOOO
Fuckin' deep, Ryzer
Oh, I don't think it's on ya! I think it's going for someone else!
Yeah, it's even someone else!
Mm-hmm, that was me... Thomas
Oh, it's on! I'm looking at it!
It's-
Yeah!
Oh wait!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, you're right, so these are new to me. Yeah, those backwards
God, bro, we're getting saved from SIR
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I'm running over to kill that guy, I don't care
100% 100% fuck that guy!
Oh, I love that
150%
Right?
This guy could go to hell. This guy could actually burn in hell forever.
I don't care if we die, as long as we take that motherfucker with us.
Yes!
Let's ride!
Follow me, boys.
Steve Frosty.
I was saying, you gotta fuck ton of energy in a row.
Yeah, yeah, that is true.
Who waited to make money? Who waited to make money and stay in shape?
right here. Good to watch, good to watch. No way you shot. He looked at that, he looked
at that. I'm just throwing these. Yeah, over here. Okay.
up on the hill shall I see him?
You're gonna shot him?
I'm at 4, 4, 4. No, Hornet please.
Flash, flash, flash, he's gone.
Oh my god.
Watch out for that Hornet.
heavy
Thank you
All over you boys
How many more are there
Oh nice. Nice.
Yeah.
Get that hole again!
Gotcha!
What are you doing, lad?
I'm above me, above me. He's gonna get beefed up off.
Get your chair. Do you want to take it?
Do you want to take it?
Do you want to take it?
Oh my god, yeah, I've probably saved no weight.
I can't use it.
George!
I got you, Jack.
Take care.
Oh, I thought he was fucking up, my fault.
Is he dead?
No.
No, no, I'm in.
Red, one shot, he's dead.
Ooh, it should work!
Where do you think you're going, pal?
Here's some, here's some.
In.
These guys weren't even poor, they had some good stuff on them.
Ten minutes to get out of there.
I repeat, ten minutes.
Shield's broken though.
Damn.
Oh.
Okay, all right
Well with nine minutes after we do one of the things you know
How much folk I got I've got none I have six bullets left. Yeah, I have nine I
Have none
This is from the sex
Yeah, let's do a quick hatch a room. Yep. I'm a hundred thirty seven thousand dollars. What about you guys?
Now this game mode is fucking horror shit. I am
I know it is really fun, but I don't think we get like
It's hard to get the actual like penis food and run. Yeah
That's good. Oh, I like that
Yeah, we do we do
Wait guys, don't you the hatch yet? I'm gonna give you guys something
something. Really? Oh, you guys. What do you got? You're not going to be a whole cracker
four and then. He said one a.m. Yeah, just give it to us. No, you know, he did say one
a.m. He did say one a.m. I remember. He said one a.m. I remember. I remember. I remember.
One more. No, I remember. I remember. This is my last read. This is what you said. You
You just said one more now.
You said 1 AM is when you're getting off.
That's what you said.
It's 12.50.
Hell is it?
11.49.
You got 10 more minutes, chief.
Yeah, and communists, 10 more minutes.
10 more minutes.
Fuck.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent, ladies.
This is my last one.
Hey, Jack, where do you live again?
Miami.
Florida.
South Florida.
Do you live in Miami?
Do you can live in Miami?
There's all just hotels and Airbnb's
for people that do mushrooms in.
No, mushrooms is Cali, this is a little fast.
Cali is fit and all.
Cali's like, are you like a party guy?
Wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
This guy, this guy, like, oh, that's why
you don't have a wife.
The answer makes sense now, Alex.
That's why.
Everybody love my Amy's tight.
Yeah.
The only lady who drags Seize is limp walking past his house on a sidewalk high off crack.
No, what?
This guy is having a wife.
No, I don't want a wife.
No wife.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
No wife yet.
Oh
Yeah, yeah, you gotta like your chakras
I gotta discover myself
Okay
I'm discovering myself.
By 70 people.
Fuck you, so lucky you're screaming.
I bet this guy beats his wood like it's day one in Minecraft.
You know what I'm saying?
Alright, okay, alright.
Frank, you should use your jump for one more hour.
That's good, that's good.
No, last hour last hour last rain last hour
Good, I go see that we got a one more hour. Yeah, one more hour. We're gonna go
I'm gonna Irish. I'm just gonna leave now boys. What the hell? What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Listen, it's not an Irish goodbye. You go boys. Yeah
It's cuz I finally got a whole I want to play one way with it. Oh
Oh, mmm. That's right. That's right. That's right. You can buy a whole cracker. You know, right? Yeah, but they're gonna level it up. That's true. Yeah, that is annoying. I don't know. Yeah.
I don't want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, honey pee. Honey pee, dude. I think yeah, you gotta just find level four. But I have three leuagranies. We can kind of use that if we want to.
Yeah. The things I bring them. You should bring them so that when you like run out to loot it.
I'll just throw it and then we can get free stuff.
Wait, is April Fool's April 1st or April 31st?
April 1st.
Holy crap.
That's what I said earlier.
It's almost April 1st.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
But dude, you can pull April Fool's Braggs.
Dude.
I
Man holy shit that's fire good
We can play April fools pranks
Yeah
April fools April fools
Okay, we put Maduro back in a helicopter we take them halfway back we go
Oh my god!
Let's drive!
Alright, let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
Time to get serious.
Time to get serious.
Yeah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yeah, enough goofballing around.
Enough goofballing around. It's time to really reel it in.
After a quick convo with Mr. Chicken and a little bit of fabric bandaging.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, good to go.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, it's April Fool's Eve right now, actually.
Do you think about it?
Yeah, it's April Fool's Eve, like Christmas Eve?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah. Yeah.
Instead of like a guy coming in your chimney, you're just thinking of jokes you can tell in your ass.
Yeah, he comes in your ass.
Exactly, exactly.
He's sad.
It all makes sense now.
Oh, let's ride!
you
You boys rain a rumble. Yeah, let's get it. You boys ever had this in the tacos from
from uh... jacket box
no
you're do you have a lot of right you can't sell it you can't
you want to talk to you
slumber
the car to be raised hot you do you sound like a gentleman who might be
slumbered
yeah yeah i remember i had a good box you had a good box dude i'm telling you
it looks like
a scrotum dip in oil
but it is the best talk that you can have
it is that doesn't sound enticing it doesn't know i know
I know, I sometimes had to close my eyes before I eat it, but I'm telling you, oh my god, there's a giant space machine on me.
Immediately eviscerate him.
Okay, he's got a shield.
Back to the church!
Did you throw a wolf back at him?
No, I did not.
I don't have a wolf, I gotta bring it in.
Oh.
Oh
No, sit down with any humbumb all fucking this
Don't it's already smoking down
They bring more medium ammo
Why is he shooting only me what the hell those guys are peanut racist? Is he saw you guys once?
Yeah, no, we hasn't
They're ready we swung around a lot of people
There's a lot of phones out here
okay shooting me again all right all right
okay got the shield up
got the hella tempest yeah take that for a hundred percent a hundred percent oh
good work gang
Nice
Mr. Michael, Mr. Kyle, I want to find one good man, good arm man!
So the body's holy shit
Hey, what the bodies? Oh my goodness if there's two
There's three
There's two.
I think one uh, disappeared before you left out.
Oh, gosh, you got that.
Yeah, they're fighting you. Volcano, volcano.
Oh, yeah, I don't hear nothing. I
I'd say you got
You know it was like three thousand dollar in ear headphones was one of my sound like it does like crazy of these just scam
Wait, I'm not joking. It's it wanted to see if they can kill this
It is dying
Let him die then
No, I think they're running now. They're right for me. Oh
Let's get up. Why is that on us?
I think they're in that building that we killed.
Watch, watch, watch.
Oh my god, he's getting absolutely porky.
He's getting away.
Where's he?
Go, go, go.
here where is he where is he I decided I'm pumping big let's watch it there let's
rest in there shock it off boys
oh I got what if there's two on the left two on the left it's acting like a
totem ball great need a couple well that's what right here oh yeah oh yeah
Oh, nice work!
You clumsy, you devious dog!
Alright, let's go murder him before they crawl away.
SIN SIN, DON'T CALL AWAY YET I HAVE TO KILL YOU!
Thank you for your patronage.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Pretty good.
That was a cool noise.
I'm taking his next rolling over, I hate that booby.
Yep.
Yeah, me too, me too, me too, me too.
Cassie's just about to go hard.
I keep your beaters open for this.
Is there a red thing in the street?
What are they?
Yeah, remember when we pulled right over and there was...
Well, you said Temsin volcano.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think we're starting to think Colesius makes things up.
I don't know, we heard three, we saw three dead bodies.
I don't know what there's we is. We specifically said we didn't hear it.
I was really intrigued by the show, but it didn't really make any sense to me, so I
I watched the first five episodes and like what I thought was like mr. House is like this genius doctor
And he's like always right within the first five episodes. He kills a baby almost kills a lady with a mess up and then
It's something else
He killed another guy. Oh my god. Look at the big spider. I
But like the whole time he's like making mistakes and killing these people
He's making snarky comments about how he can't make a mistake like
I've been a doctor for 20 years and people still question me and literally within 10 seconds
he sends this lady into a Caesar attack.
Sounds like a horrible show.
Yeah, I was intrigued but you know, I don't fully understand the premise.
I'm going to go ahead and hit this penis.
And you know that team David that team called hash the team that died they died to a vaporizer
To dead vaporizer right here a hundred percent called for the hash. No, they didn't do nothing
Everybody
I'm gonna stand across the fucking map by the way, she died
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
We got boys, we got boys!
Oh my god, I'm fucking warned.
Oh, oh, we're ready for that.
my plan
And it took off all right
Top of hill top of hill top of hill
Are you do them down?
No no no
One was the Monorazo
Oh I see why I see why am I right?
One down one down
Oh, wait, there's a T-Bot! There's a T-Bot!
Back to the downed guy in front of me!
I'm a trunny team.
There's a, there's a, there's a!
There's a!
I think it might be the, the, the teammate, there's only two of her.
Could be.
Another fucking...bub plug left.
Oh my god.
Wait, where's the third one on this team? Is that, is that Hamlet?
Do you, do you do a retry on it?
No, hit this, hit this, hit this, we have to...
You're on a boat, on a boat!
Where we should be activating like two vaporizers while we're fighting. Oh my god. Oh my god
you see he's
Go go go. Hey, watch your boss
Yeah
Rocketeer
Not bad yeah rocketeer
Oh my goodness graces I have balls out I've always done
The flea flea. I have Paris. Oh my god. I'm one. All right. All right. Fuck. I don't
know who's super idea was to open up the penis thing. I forgot this guy can see through
some of. Oh my god. They're all pushing. They're all pushing to the right one of the left.
Oh, dude, I'm just dead to a rocket here, man. We go back the other way. I'll see you
Go back go back
That's only god they got a massive massive this is a massive
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness go this way
I
Don't make red he's
Okay, I'm huge huge huge huge this team is seems I've been in the yeah, yeah, yeah all three tracks all three tracks
On me. I'm me. I'm me. So far. There's you have an angle Danny. I killed okay
That was a good job. You got me. Okay. Yeah, I've seen that you that you that you that you
Knock it in boys
Oh
Yeah, I got him!
Shit, you know it.
You're the fuck terrible!
It's the same team, buddy.
The no-name.
Shit!
Too easy, too easy!
You have the buggy red challenge, man.
What the fuck?
Bitch!
Oh, wait, oh, I want one, I want one, I want one, I want one!
I got one top of the hill, but I think it's always gonna crawl.
Same...
I got one right here!
The same guys, same guys.
Yep, same thing.
No way they watch while watching on screen.
We're two longeteers on a team.
You've got to be ass.
You've got to be the worst.
Two longeteers.
Pino, Pino, go to my body and take my tempest.
I killed a guy right here.
Where do you go?
Yeah, Carl, here.
I find him.
I don't see him anywhere.
I don't see nothing
Where did he go? Where did he go?
I don't see nothing
That's it for me
Ohhhh
Hold on
Hey buddy
You suck
You suck
Remember when you guys were watching on screens
and we had two rocketeers on us and you still lost
Maybe a little Minecraft problems huh?
There's a minecraft mod our old minecraft that might be a more your speed huh? What about that?
Hmm like minecraft there champ you like minecraft
Huh, you like minecraft?
My little minecraft, huh?
Like minecraft do you?
How'd you hop on some minecraft? Okay? Let me help you out. Let me get you out of here quick
All right, let me give you a helping hand. Let me leave you a hand all right chief
Okay, but I want you to remember one thing. I want you to remember that you suck in your trash and you're nothing
Die
Well, that's some good stuff
We're doing pretty good, like we actually
Care about winning the fight whatsoever. They just wanted the thirst rack. Yeah, I mean, it's the same team
Yeah, no, you worry. We took the trash out. We did find a perfect timing on the head. I just want to say one more time coach
One more congratulations
I'm dead.
Yeah, you gotta beat the fuck out of me.
I'm a little punch.
Uh, Dreck, where's your body at?
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, I love you guys.
Good night.
Well, hold up.
You said you'd stay until one in the morning.
I love you.
It is.
It's 109.
No, not at real, real gentlemen time.
No, no, no, no, no.
Relieved?
No.
Oh, got it.
Got it.
That bastard.
That sick bastard.
Take the seal.
What's he on?
Honestly, dude.
Honestly, Drack has been on for a long time today and his birthday is coming up.
He deserves to get off and relax.
And I really do appreciate him playing.
Uh, so, you know, let's go ahead and let him go.
Let him get off.
It's from R and R time, you know what I mean?
Ah, fuck that!
April Fools! I fucking hate that guy!
April Fools, now it's been April Fools for nine minutes!
What?
You're a fucking cow, you're wearing fat.
It's been April Fools nine minutes ago.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yo, you eat the noodle?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, let me take it, let me take it.
Let me take a little beat, let me take a little beat real quick, see what's crackleacking,
see what's crackleacking.
Okay, oh yeah, I already looted that, yeah, yeah, I already looted that.
Okay, let's-
So realistically, do you fuck with Taco Bell?
How many Taco Bell tacos do you think you need?
I could eat two cheesy gordito crunches along with their nachos.
Three chicken cheese quesadillas.
Nachos from Taco Bell?
Blast.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Absolutely.
Are you kidding me?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I continue order.
Honestly, if I, listen, let me just put it simply.
If I really wanted to, you know what a cheesy gordito crunch is, right?
I've heard of it.
That's like the equivalent filling of like four tacos.
Can we agree, is that, like, if you got a regular taco,
a cheesy gordito crunch is gonna fill you up
probably about three to four tacos, is that accurate?
Is that accurate?
At least four to five.
I'd say three, three.
Let's call it three to be conservative.
I could probably straight up eat, like, easily.
5 of those bitches.
Really?
Yeah, good.
Yeah. I mean, they're delicious.
You know that they have a special sauce, like the Big Mac.
But it's only for the cheesy gordito crunch.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's because you're fat.
Right?
Well, that wasn't very uplifting.
I don't feel very uplifted after reading that comment.
I actually feel put down.
Put down I feel degraded not in the fun way with a six foot eight German woman in a latex suit
I mean in a knockout that is a fun way
I'm your cowboy
Oh
My god, I got the mechanical pisser on me you might want to hurry up, jeez
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Taco Bell is delicious.
I will say, let me tell you something real quick.
I respect all of the baseline fast food restaurants,
Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Even,
no matter how many homeless people are beating the life
out of each other in the lobby.
But let me tell you something.
One thing I can't get over is McDonald's breakfast.
It smells like hot,
Like microwaved garbage even though it is delicious the smell of it is genuine
microwave garbage and I'm not that's something you cannot forget Taco Bell
you know you're eating shit but it's it's delicious smells good yeah it tastes
good but the McDonald's you would think they would have that unlocked but they
simply don't they simply don't they don't what am I doing with the baseline
baseline fast-food restaurants biggest gripes right there fat peeps mm-hmm I do
agree you I know a guy who microwaves McDonald's the next day
You're dude. I just tell me you want to die right now. You want to do what?
Are you doing I?
I don't know
That I I could not I that's serial killer mentality
I would literally go outside and grab a long of my dog's poo before I microlabe of mick muffin the next day
Bro, that is an axe. Mm-hmm
what the fuck that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying that's what I'm
saying that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying the fuck is wrong with that
person that's what I'm saying he's a cool guy very cool guy just one one
part about it he's gonna be dead in five years
that's what happens that's the risk you take all right should we grab a third
We just run some do-outs
Okay, let me see if I can craft
Hmm you see if I can craft
Shockin stress real quick everybody's saying Genji, but I'm pretty sure Genji is playing another game with another gentleman
Wide-moving boys wide-moving I can't be a punch was blacked out drunk on a Tuesday at 5 p.m
You gotta kind of respect the game. You gotta kind of respect the game. Honestly, true. Because like work hard, play hard.
Your time out, work hard, play hard. See, you know how long he probably was a dino on Monday, like upwards of 13 to 16 hours.
You pretend to be a T-Rex for 16 hours. You deserve to get obliterated the next day. That's earned. That's not given. That's earned. That's earned. That's earned.
Yeah, that would have been extremely helpful in multiple scenarios and most likely would
have kept track of life. Nope.
Yeah, probably would have most likely most like when they were down.
You were down. You might play with them in previous times.
Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure.
Uh, oh, Gigi says he does want to play.
Should we bring Gigi? Oh, no.
We would do it.
You always will be hard on the stream side.
I will sit down.
Those will be hard.
I do like what I do is not because there's a stream
Cybers what let's
How about this let's run a quick duo and if it actually gets rid of stream cybers we do oh and if it doesn't it doesn't matter
We just we got just think oh, okay, so best of both worlds. Well what map is on?
I don't know. I'm second one yet. I'm second one yet. I'm still pondering a boob will be pondering type 10
And you know what you know when I rep my set for my game patient
Oh shit, no map for this.
I whip out the Glock 18, my Gat.
Mm-hmm, it's not bad.
It'd be stinky, it'd be smelly.
West side, of course.
I would have blue bandana.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's right, that's right.
I better not be catching a red bandana guy anywhere
on my territory, because that's when I shoot him
and go to prison for 80 years.
You know what I'm talking about?
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word.
I whip out the Glock 18 and I say,
just because your bandana is a different color,
I'm gonna throw away my entire life in this moment and that's what I do
That's what I do, right man. Cinematic Mastery, right? Cinematic Mastery. Cinematic Mastery.
I say wait a minute. I don't even know your name. I'm going to shoot you with this Glock 18
I'm a real one. I'm a real one.
I'm a real one.
I'm a real one.
Yeah, I ride for my homies.
I die for my homies.
I'm shit.
Yeah, he killed my cousin's dog's
goldfish's friend.
So I gotta wrap my set.
Yeah, that's what it's all about right there, uh, one moment boys, one moment, one moment.
Mm-hmm
Little something something little something. Yeah, do that. That's the do better right there
You think you think I dude. Oh my god. Oh my god
On that map why oh
my god
but
What
Do you think max Hall of Late would?
Let me be one of the sign ladies that carries out like the round one round two
round three things in his next fight.
That's not on the map.
That's on the UFC.
Yeah, but I bet he can pull some strings.
I bet he can.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, dude.
Oh my god.
That would be a dream.
I'm not even joking.
That would be a-
You have to stay in a white.
That would be so-
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna ask you next time you play on them, I'm gonna ask you 100%.
That would be a dream, that would be a dream.
Okay, let's rock.
That would be so cool, that would be so cool, that would be so cool.
All right, okay, okay, I'm gonna go right now pay attention pay attention. We go right here. Okay, right here
Okay
Or I can be in the guy in the corner that gives him his water through a straw
I put I'm like, oh you got this you got this you got this
You know what he said about your mother you got
I
If you have no arms to hold the side dummy, I could I could tape it I could tape it to myself
Yeah, maybe throw a little ass while I'm up there them out please I mean
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
That's not a good idea.
That would be crazy.
Yeah, shit.
Get back second, got to throw this out.
Throw it back for a real goobah.
Oh.
Oh.
Ehhhhh!
Choo!
Fuckin' I'm gonna do a Battlefield 6 intro.
LET'S RIDE!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
Thanks, boys. Thanks, boys. Yeah, by the way, boys, I'm turning up the intros.
I'm trying to get a ton of new intros right now. I've got my guy, I'm poor.
I said, I want you to rip intros and only intros for a month.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Auntie Warsaw, by the way.
Pfft.
Whatever.
Uh.
That's up to the listener.
To the cipher.
Oh, I don't know. I've been in the blockchain for a while, but you know the song, the N.A.B.
I had no sin in this son!
No, no!
No?
What?
I know the one that's like,
he caught me on the counter, wasn't me.
I was banging on the sofa, wasn't me.
I even had her in the shower, wasn't me.
Yeah, it's basically the same song.
Apples and oranges, essentially.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Same message from each song.
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I'm no fortunate one!
I know that one!
I know that one!
Have you seen my Battlefield 6 intro with it?
No.
You missed it.
so you can't see it ever.
I hate you.
But people with my bucketies were telling me,
they would say that's an anti-war song.
But I don't give a shit with the guy that wrote it says.
It's up to the, it's,
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Time shed.
Okay, so if I wanted to be a cool war song,
it's a cool war song, okay?
He doesn't get to tell me what I can decipher
from this song. He doesn't get to tell me that.
And, Tom thought you should type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit type
type shit type type top of the box.
Be the bee holder.
You've got to hold the queen of the bee hive and kill you.
You know if you hold a queen? I think if you hold the queen bee, you can control the rest of the bees
like it's a stick in an orchestra.
Hey, you can wave around and the bees will go where you tell them to go because you're holding the queen
I think what the fuck wait wait. No, wait. No, I feel like I think I have that wrong
I mean you touch the queen then everybody thinks that the queen is worthless and then kills her immediately actually
Wait, which one of those two is right?
Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure you touch the queen with your hand
They then kill the queen for some reason today. Yeah, I think that I ride that makes sense
Oh, that doesn't make sense, but I think that sounded right.
No, that's hamsters.
Oh, the hamsters killed the queen hamster if you touch it.
And the hamster hive.
I was either too confused.
Thanks, boys.
Wait, so you're not allowed to touch hamsters?
No, you can't touch a hamster in seven states.
Wait, really?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that just like you can't eat owl on Thursdays
What's on Thursdays? That's like the like that's like Al Jesus
Okay, it's like a religion thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'll religion
Yeah, that's when all the owls go to the owl church and they get and they and they made an owl god
Yeah, I do those me those me those me
wait I just heard another door open that was me
that was me
folksy is uneducated in a sad way
you got me on camera
was it me
That's a good song. That's a good song. That's a very good song. That's a very good song.
What's that called again? What's it mean? What's it mean? Oh, nice song, Steve. Nice
It's actually embarrassing to listen to him talk sometimes
Wait, where's this other guy?
the mountain top of the mountain
top of the mountain
okay
wait no me oh I'm coming I'm coming
where's he where's he where's he
he's up there all the way to tip of town
watch watch watch I'm on it
where
I'll do it.
What the hell?
Fuck.
Dead.
I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I know what I hear, I know what I hear.
Yeah, yeah, no team, no team, no team.
He's hurt, he's hurt bad.
He's watching, he's watching!
God damn him!
Nice, I see another one, another one right here.
Okay?
One thing.
To my left, heal up, you're good.
Good much, good much.
Die.
Oh
Do something something do something jump it oh one of already looted one of the things
You are you winning son? Yeah, they did
Good work lucky good work. I knew I could count on you
Oh my god, it's still pissing on me
That's the question question question. Okay. I just lost all my health doing Tom foolery
He's close. He's close to the northeast yep. Yep. Yep. Gotcha. Oh, yeah, I see what the company. Oh, yeah
I gotta heal up again. He's up
One moment boys one moment boys
Oh, good work, Lucky! Good work!
What are these explosions in the wild Earth?
Oh, I think it's Bobo. Who are you?
No. Binoc! Binoc!
He knows too much! I kill him!
Binoc! Binoc! My favorite streamer!
That's right! That's right!
I
Let's do it. He's up to good work lucky good work. I knew I had you
Oh, we're getting shot from the southwest. Oh, I'll get some right here as well. Oh my god. It is you got me
One dead, one dead!
Nice.
Oh, yeah, we got this little hunt right here!
Oh, I can't get up.
Oh my god, he's coming to finish.
Oh my god, he's coming to finish.
Dude, finish me, finish me, finish me, finish me, finish me!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, you're terrible, dude.
That was sad.
I didn't even want to watch that.
That was, like, really bad.
Is this your first game? Is your first time on this game?
By the way, I'm being super mean because he's obviously stream sniping when he comes to me to finish me instead of reviving his teammate.
That's the only reason I'm being mean. That's the only reason I'm being mean otherwise I'd be kind.
Oh, yeah, gentlemen.
Oh, wait, it's not over! It's not over!
Oh, wait, it's not over.
Shit!
I was lining, dude. I was lining up.
I like your outfits.
Wait, call the hats, call the hats.
Looks like you drive some ex-finders and Star Wars.
Been talking about that's pretty cool.
What about that, huh?
Hello.
Well, hold on, wait, don't kill that one.
No, wait, he's cool, he's cool.
What the heck?
Listen, guys, we dropped all loot in the corner.
We could tell you what it is.
Hold on, first, do you not like that outfit?
Well, hold on.
Buddy.
Yeah, I don't know what language that is,
but I think he was calling me slurs.
That guy, right there.
Let's see, let's see.
No!
No way!
Did you just leave mid-execution?
Yeah, I did.
No way, no way!
I know you can do that!
Excelling raid, gentlemen, excelling raid!
That's kinda cool.
That's kinda cool.
That's that new technology.
how are there so many people there well well that's just the new hot spot to go
that every raid there's 18 people there yeah so that didn't help streams I think
all by the way so let's get you let's get you we can see something the way I
I wish you'd yeah, let me take it. Let me take it. Let's see. Yeah
There we go, you see in the middle of the game boys or see aren't she good
Six to five oh, yes, we only see one one more. Okay, right. Oh, we are we made a couple mistakes last game, but they
It's a couple set packs.
Yeah, I take responsibility for that one.
But if we survived, that would have been a goop, right?
That would have been my goop.
I was waiting for the rocket here to reset before I rescued.
Oh, gotcha. Gotcha.
You good thinking.
You good thinking.
That way we can all die.
And then that rocket pierces.
Oh.
Fuck off.
Couple medium ammo.
Gosh, I think we did pretty good out there.
Mr. Close, yeah, I think we're pretty good
Get it back in there same that I mean hold up now hold your horses. I gotta get a cup full device
Do you need me?
No, no, I've got enough. I've got a billion doll hairs
Don't you worry about me chief? Don't you worry about me? You know the old bug you later
He's got he's got it made in space pal. Don't you worry? Okay? I got space real estate
You just bought a house on this shattered out of rigged dumb, bud
I'm gonna flip it sell it in ten years for eight times the cost I
Bought a house on Saturn to check
Next to the red light
The alien ocean Mars is
No way on top makes you don't get space gonorrhea that'll get you
That'll get you
You're gonna cure that
Well that's right, you only have the gear on Jupiter
Let me get a couple of defense valve when you go down
Oh true, thank you
You're thinking you're thinking
Oh, yeah, I'm ready now. Oh, there we go. All right
Okay, all right now I'm good to go
Psych that's you gotta do one more thing. It's not like me ready up
Will be well, well, baby
Maybe you're stupid. Have you thought about that? Oh?
Take that check that it's in the settings under gameplay
Okay, let me check. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, you're not
Cock tripod oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
No, I don't see this stupid. Oh, then you're well, it might be something else. We need to restart
Maybe hmm
Check how long you could survive in the desert off dick cheese alone
You about that for a second. Why you need to take a game so I'm deponded for a moment. I
I actually can't ready up what is happening. Let me do a quick restart a quick restart you out
I'm being where the arch servers are down, but I may be getting one guy
Even is down I think servers are down
Anti-cheat down servers down. They're down. Okay. Well, we've got no game. So I just got
You
Are we locking in for this? We got to get that blueprint. I want that blueprint before the night is out. I
Need it I need it
At the end of the day you can drink your tap water, so that's pretty good
We talk about me when you talk about call it wait, hey
Hey, Closie, what did we talk about
four minutes ago that had to do with tap water?
I don't, nothing.
We're talking about alien Osea.
We guys, what,
what were we,
what were we talking about four minutes ago
that had to do with tap water?
When we bring up tap water is turning the frogs gay?
Did you say that?
I don't know, I don't remember.
You might have, did you scream it?
You're turning the frogs in, yay!
You might have screamed that.
Very happy about it as well, good for them.
Good for those guys.
Yeah, mm-hmm, yep.
Yeah, I don't remember, I don't think,
the quality's high today.
I don't know what that means, Mr. Gray.
Oh, wait, was it Taxi's mafia type of order?
Maybe, I think he made that whole thing up.
There's no way that the Russian mob is forcing him to drink tap water. That doesn't make any sense.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll hold down the fort.
I think it is kind of breaking though because the black screens in the beginning are way longer than usual.
Hey, where's Ghosty at?
Where's Ghosty at?
I
That is cozy add
Well servers might actually be down. I mean the game out to you
Yeah, I'm this not loading in. What do you see on your screen? Oh, there you are
Bob's a big no see. Hey buddy happy to be here. Oh
All right, let us proceed let us proceed it took me it took us three minutes to load into that game
It was weird
Oddly horny about it
Maybe there's no one else in the grade and we can go loot the red things like in peace. I hear shooting. Do we do?
Be having sick-ass ice trade
The everything is down Xbox PlayStation everything. Yeah, I wonder how long we could have no internet before people start stabbing each other
You know that would happen if we if we didn't have internet long of you know that
Probably like 510 maybe 510 510 what?
probably 510 yeah
The first people to go would be the the the avid porn watchers
You don't let those guys have a little sesh in like 48 hours. They're going out and stabbing a guy
In the mud
Yeah, I mean not at all. Let's have magazines
That's true. That's true. Well, who do you think is next? Who do you think is second on the list that would kill?
Whether the internet goes down?
Like people with cash registers, yeah, probably
Maybe cash register owners
Yeah, people. Well, yeah, they might just on stabbing
Hey, man, what the fuck?
They're... they're crazy.
Oh!
There's a guy right there!
They're... they're both on...
Good work!
Other ones, why don't you come?
Yeah, they're both dead.
Mm-hmm.
Nice.
Dude, oh my goodness, the Amish people would become the kids.
Oh, yeah, true. They're used to it.
Yeah, they're already used to it. They're already used to it.
No.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What's your name?
Oh.
Wait, where?
There's another game. Yeah, one's your left ones. You're right. Okay, okay
There's some see the guy's all right now. Well, I don't see nothing. I'm blue
Well, I'm alright. I'm back
Yeah, let's get above them before they get above us. Well, two on right side two on right well one on right side by these
In front of me that's much much the generator. Oh the generator
Yep.
See the one that's kind of far?
Yeah, I do see him! I do see him!
Did you see him?
How was that guy?
Wait, they jumped off.
Now we just take a bubble.
Wait, are you guys even right there?
Over there.
Oh, that's a box!
Oh, they're under.
Oh, let's kill him!
Lookit!
One's- one's cracked in the back.
There's much, there's much!
It's where the track usually goes.
Oh.
Can we see...
My god, oh, I'm good. We would they run off to I don't I don't see anything
We're behind this rock like structure. Yeah, I got a rock swan
Got a couple times in the ankles
Oh my goodness, he's cooking!
That's hot, super-goop, super-goop, super-goop.
Do we win? Do we win?
Yeah, look at those guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got you, Lord.
Oh.
Oh.
Goop, goop, goop.
Look at me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's hot cooking.
There's a cult here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
May
It's a course you you weren't kidding around these guys are packing
Oh, these guys are
Oh
Oh, you see attention!
My God.
You're a T.I.S fan!
Try to good stuff!
Yeah, I want to go back out.
I didn't loot that one kill.
Did you loot both kills on the hill?
No, not really so.
I mean, we got one.
Yeah.
I'm going to go back out from this.
The other one.
The other way?
Hold your words for me.
Oh, two back here.
Two back in the loot thing.
I'm really fat.
I'm going to 145,000.
You want to check? We can extract.
Yeah, you can reset. We already killed all the rich people.
The rich and sexy people.
How is Peter playing if the game is down, though?
Oh, they're trying to skedaddle!
Get it up!
LeBron James!
Oh my god, the oh my god
Like the women from it you got son doing careful careful there up top team up top. There's much much. Oh
Oh, who's that?
No way the clank is stepped in front of my bomb. Oh, what I mean what I mean
Go go go!
Hold on.
Wait, was there two teams or just one?
Uh, two I think over here.
One guy might be calling the hatch.
Oh my god, he's definitely going to the hatch!
Go go go go kill him!
I got him. We think I got there.
Ah.
Alright.
Did you see I don't know why you didn't go for the hat, dude. Well, I didn't think about that
He could have definitely got down. Yeah. Yeah, you could have you stupid
Please guys had some nice stuff, too
We're in group with mr. Cogs. We're not doing too bad
Are you that guy let's get out. Let's get out. Let's take this one right here. Yeah, I want to look the first guy
It's fine.
You got it.
Ooh.
Ooh!
I love to...
...leave...
...oh!
Damn it!
I'll call it again, I'll call it again.
We do have the $175,000 worth of goons.
I think this is a good rate already.
You only need like 5 minutes.
That's right.
Mm-hmm.
Got a safety bomb.
He did pretty good.
I go where?
No, these are just for the extract. Oh
I don't understand back. Oh
My god, they're duplicating
I'm telling you that's a different lady 150% this lady's like British or something
Which is that a different lady is that?
That's it, that's it
You then yeah, that's Jeff yeah, that's either like a British or like an Asian lady hundred and fifty percent. Yeah, we're Italian
I don't know what Italian ladies sound like
No Italian guys sound like I don't think I've ever seen an Italian lady
Do they also wear golf hats and smoke cigarettes or is it guys?
I think they also do that.
What do Italian ladies sound like?
I think they just sound normal.
But they do wear golf hats and smoke cigarettes.
That's what I was thinking.
I mean Italy.
Oh, only shit, only shit, only shit.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
There's a fucking about it.
I
Asked mr. Merch. We always mr. Merch Italian
He's like fake Italian boys fake Italian. What was that mean?
He's like you got that blood test done
So it was like 22 to me. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
What what that is what it is that is the test we see we know what you are
Yeah, it's like a percentage of like either percentage of everything.
Well, what percent was he was the Italian?
I go like three percent or something like that.
Oh, crap.
Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Bonjour.
OK, that's funny.
Oh, we were Italian, say.
Pizza.
No.
No, that's how I'm walking here.
I'm walking here.
No, that's like-
Oh, no, that's American 50s mob members.
But who says forget about it?
Prego?
No, that's the type of sauce.
Prego's very good.
I don't know why people hate on Prego.
I very much like Prego.
That's a big-
Prego.
Prego, that's a red sauce for your pasta.
I
We can do something something here. I'll tell you we're killing it right now. Oh, I love meatballs
Big meaty balls absolutely absolutely this is my guilty pleasure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
I pleasure myself guiltily with big meaty balls all the time my 100%
No, I'm on I'm on that wavelength gene. I'm on that wavelength
hundred and fifty percent no no no I'm with you I'm with you yeah hmm we put
this away you go the snap hook was broken unfortunately but you know that
that'll happen that'll that'll that's something that's that's that was some you
know that's you know that's you give a cycle that for a power out I think right
or is it rope and what well hold on but how many power rods do I need am I like
Am I am I am I like it like it like it like it like a non or am I like it might fuck I forgot her name chip
Lady from the black couch
I'm a very good one. Well, we what we said I can believe you got me same. What do I what do I what do I know?
Everybody knows her name now. What would it what do you say to recycle for power on what was it?
What can you recycle a snapbook for oh, I think it's a power on in two rope
Yeah, so recycle that snap hook and get a power rod and prepare that.
No, that's not worth it.
That's not worth it.
If it were changing to a ceiling fan and do rock, now that's worth it.
All right, now let's ride.
We're a tree trunk.
We're a tree trunk.
We can build other spies.
We can build other spies.
Wait, I think Jay-Jay's loading up.
Jay-Jay!
Jay-Jay?
Jay-Jay?
JG. Hello. How are you on this
Friday? Good day.
That's who shabby. How are you
guys? Quite dubious. If I can
be so honest, may I be honest?
Yeah, I'm quite dubious.
Very nice. Very nice. Thank
you. Hop on in chief. We're on
on two. A winning streak.
Really? That's right. Oh my god.
Gigi, I see you changed your profile picture to an anime woman.
Close to you level. I changed it on steam.
Let me not steam on CS and I guess it changes it overall.
Yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah, I see it.
But it's it's a picture.
Oh, that's from one piece. Yes. No fucking way. You just listen to the anime.
It's close. That's how you get up in your case. That's how you guys.
Close the eyes. He isn't that much in the anime and hentai octopus.
What he really isn't. He really isn't. Thank you. April Fool's.
All right. Here we go.
I'm dead.
God, yeah, God, yeah.
God, yeah.
I love able fools.
One of the best all is one of the best.
Top five, top five, top five, top five.
So how's the new Ark.
Actually, they kinda cook on their own, they did, you have no idea?
Mm-hm, they did cook, they did cook.
They did pretty good, they did pretty good.
are you dying a lot to them actually like incredibly hard mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah yeah
they I'm saying this is that's what we're doing right now we're doing this new
event that's what we're going right now and a ton of them spawned they're called
vaporizers you don't come up that's what I do it's your mom at night okay all
I don't know if I used to be discussing vaporizing my mom, but this the but they're
Okay, all right. I don't know if you're discussing vaporizing my mom's pussy on stream
But the vaporizers are the new
Clank of times in the game and not only do a number of them spawn me a quite versatile in killing eyes
Sounds like fun
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Closer to back. Give on this. Are they quite?
Difficult to over just come
What the new arc mm-hmm. Yeah, this is like playing our creators on hard mode. It's actually very hard
Yeah, yeah hard mode. Yeah
Yeah, rigged up mode hard mode
I feel like playing with Pina, it's already on hard mode.
Now amplify that by morphing.
Yeah.
What the hell?
You just got here two minutes ago, you're already harassing me.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
I said...
I said oh mr. Sloth and mr. Blubber please
I will find one good man good man and mr. Poppy cream of which is one good man
good man
That's her opinion on Crouchers? Wait, what's your opinion on Crouchers?
What is that? What's a Croucher?
A Croucher? That's my new slur word. I'm racist against them.
Sick. Fucking Crouchers.
Yep.
That's because they sneak up on you, you don't hear them, and they shoot you.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
Wait, wait, is Crouchy completely silent?
No, I don't know.
It's more so like a CSGO thing.
Oh, oh.
You can crouch at you and shoot.
Yeah, fucking CSGO crouchers.
Yeah, fucking croucher.
Yeah, no, I get you.
No, I get you.
I get you.
I get you.
Come on, come on, come on, come on now, come on now.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
You're looking for red lasers in the sky, Genji.
That's what we're peeping for.
for red lasers in the sky that's what you that's that's what we want hey what
that what the hell is that oh gee what is that holy is coming what what what
What is that?
Sorry.
Good observation, did you thank you.
Tactical information.
Alright, I think that's the thing that calls the thing.
Where the hell is it?
Closer you're muted, you dumbass.
Oh, dude, I was talking.
I was saying, I think I'm going to drink tequila this weekend.
That's good thinking.
That's good thinking.
Right?
That's, you know, watch my finger.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly exactly
Wait, so hey now they they are wrecked and then we don't we don't we do I don't okay. We do we go over no
Do we do it or no I
Mean we don't I don't have anything to kill this. No, let's not do it that that's the vaporizer right?
Oh my god
Nice to be good side as we get that will kill someone with a whole crack of dead with
It is an equalizer. Wait, you brought an equalizer in it?
No way!
Yes?
What the hell are you doing?
You better have a look at that!
I don't know.
Who's always my equalizer in?
I don't know why it's shooting me. I've done nothing.
Oh my god! It's coming from multiple angles.
Is he dead?
I've done nothing to this robot.
I think we should go underground. We're about to get rolled up on.
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Dude. Why is the key? Why is it shooting me? I'm doing nothing!
Let's get out of here. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
We'll go back to that. Yeah, we'll put a pen in it. We'll circle back later on.
That spot is a ass. It's chasing us. Because you're ugly.
Be ugly. Okay, I do have to kill people because I did only bring three bandages. I can do this.
I should be killing people that we grabbed their items and kill it with that.
I need to change my crosshair because I downloaded this game on my new PC and everything is wrong.
I hate getting a new PC. It's actually miserable.
Why don't you just clone the SSD?
I just got two new PCs.
You just clone the SSD, put it in the new one,
and then it's like you never switch.
Just clone the SSD.
This is open by the way.
Too many people here.
Oh yeah, the door is open.
Steve, I'm not as smart as you, so I
don't know how to do that stuff.
I can walk you guys through it next time you get a new PC.
Oh
There's shots to the south. Yeah, there were people inside our building. I just don't know where they are
Those people getting fucked up by the the new ark
There's someone down yonder, but I don't see them
Should we go to the second floor and wait?
I'm that ark that we were fighting right here. They're getting fucked up
Well, let's kill him
Oh, she can't even start his stream. That's true. That is true. That is true.
That is pretty true. He's pressing start shooting button. I'm asking you.
Allo B boys.
Allo B boys.
You take that. Is that the same one from before? Yeah, honestly, we use these in
the Fendt G&G because our full team's gonna grow up and gather, but I want to fight
This seems like one sad
Let him have it boys let him have it
Oh my
I give up again. You want it? I have super laser what what the hell is that?
I got one over there. I did you see that?
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna see that before you know
What yeah, you know the Queen has a laser that goes beep beep you he has that too. Oh my god guys are thirsty me
They're thirsty me. They're thirsty the right here. They're right here. What?
Fall back
Oh
Thank you. Thank you. We're back. Oh my
I
Can we get that as well? I just want all the way in the back as well right back there right there
I thought they were a lot closer no they were definitely where peanut is saying
I
That's where I saw the shots from to do we get one of them. Yeah. Oh, he's down here. He's down here
Fuck it's us
Fuck he's close that's maybe that's another care care care care care. I'm gonna look like you got him
Is there a delay when you get shot?
Oh, they're on me! They're on me! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
He didn't want to...
The Divas?
He didn't want to with a tempest, are we?
I see.
Oh my goodness.
He's working on it.
He's wearing them down.
Hit him one more time with the Divas.
Wearing them down, he can't take much more of this, I'll tell you that.
He can't take much more of this power.
All right, one is one shot, but so am I.
I got a guy, I got a guy on you.
Oh my god, double angle.
Little bitty healing.
Actually, she didn't.
Little bitty healing.
On.
All dead.
Nice.
Good work, team.
So that was a new team?
Yeah.
I think so.
I think this is the same hood again from before.
I think these could battle when they realized
we were the best.
There's something
I'm just gonna take out arc for you guys while you guys kill things the other freaks. Yeah, this one was dumb and poor
Pretty much just a fenio way you do that. Well, I need more heels by the way fighting
I leave one bandage in one silly target
And do or do the surrealized as well here. I have five normal
Oh, you good. Thank you. Good shit
You do something something can this thing have really good loot inside of it or what?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I can have the new weapon blueprint. Yeah
Oh
you guys have a bad poeple in there now
I'll tell him in a second hold on
I see you I see you so much poeple boys
it's on one it's on one
fuck you fuck you
fuck that my sad poeple you gotta wait
You have a wall, Mr. Cozy.
I do have a wall, yeah.
You put it on his body.
I ain't you goop.
Bring all the resources.
Okay, come take this.
I'm gonna snap up, I'm gonna snap up around them.
Don't you touch good?
I'll keep distracting him, I'll keep distracting him.
You're ugly, you're ugly, you're fat.
You're ugly, you're fat.
Do your thing, Mr. Cozy.
Work your magic
You know something jump in
Oh
Oh my god, there was one much closer than we were gonna wear him. Yeah, he has no shield though
I took his shield off. Oh my god
Are they coming down
I don't think they can go down to jump on these staircase.
They can also stamp them down.
I don't think I have stamp books.
Yeah, because they put a zip line right here.
There's much, there's much. Yeah, I wouldn't even lose this guy yet.
I'm just gonna do one without a seal.
I've got a piece. I've got a piece.
Five dollar piece? Where's that?
Both directly above me. I'll kill one in two seconds.
Five dollar piece?
No, go, go, go!
Don't you bring Hosey up on the way!
Heads up, heads up, heads up!
YEAH!
SHIT!
How mad?
Yeah?
Finally!
We don't like your friendly!
You shot us first, you jackass!
Die!
First you don't know the thought, huh?
You like that? You like that? You like that? You sick freak? Yeah!
You like that? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I got something in store for you, too, big man.
What the heck? He has an anvil and that's literally it.
You look tasty. You look tasty, Buster.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Close. You turn around for a
second. Yeah.
to
Not time for the spoils of war
Were they poor tail and a little or something something nothing to write help about though
Is another one wait the thing went away
If you don't if flies away if you don't do it
Little something something baby
I need a new shield by the way
If you boys gander one smoke under us
He's got a leaven on it that's fine
All right, I don't do for now. I don't do for now
I
Move a sub medium. Oh, these guys run medium weapons. I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah, I got lose it
No, medium on that guy. Oh
There we go. Oh, yeah, I'm good
Perfect I
don't
All right, we're up to now boys. I
Should go try to do the next one laser to the north. What do you guys think?
We say you have is that tickle your fancy?
What are we done the other one you got the other one the one to the north
Wait, we can't go down that way peanut. Uh, I got soup lines. Oh
Oh, why don't you just say so we'll put that right?
What's got some options to choose from here happens
Oh
Don't take the bottom one
I took the bottom one it goes into one zip line. How does it do that?
Okay, I'm playing with dumb and dumbered that's crazy
Well
I'm done. I don't know. I didn't have to eat you past me on that and it's like yelling a pancake
Oh, it's coming in the sky again. Oh, then he gets the signal it gives her to calm down
Knowledge he's had new technology right there boys
Yeah, you were beautiful
what happened I don't know I don't know that's if I was sick
thanks I see that's new technology I heard hit the bottom one and I hit the
bottom one I fell in my face I said don't hit the bottom one oh oh okay
common mistake could have happened anybody could have happened to anyone
No bad death.
Let's grab this one since this is one to the newest longest time before a lead. I mean
All right, here's the plan. I'm gonna open them up and die and then you guys are by me. All right
I mean dude, this is the one where six of them spawned by the way six of the new guys exactly exactly
So you give me revive me
After I okay, what are we gonna do? I would just get in the tunnel
That's fine, that's fine. Hold up. Why are you stopping boys? One moment.
I'm popping them open. I'm popping them open, grabbing a couple of newbies.
Yeah, the first one's not bad. It's just an actual just...
Oh, let's just kill them. Let's just kill them.
I don't know how it shot me through a wall.
We're doing pretty good.
Does that sometimes?
No blueprint of that one. No blueprint of that one.
Hey, where's the thing at? Oh my god.
You want the second one?
Oh, this is what, this is what the big ones come down, boys. Brace yourselves.
Here.
You and something jumping?
I have smoke grenades.
I
Take it boys could take it
He's not gonna loot without the bashooting. They get oh, okay
Okay, all right, okay smoke doesn't seem to be doing a ton
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. There's smoke doesn't do much smoke doesn't do much
By the way, I called him the Clank, it's from all three, so we're done as soon as you kill these ones.
Hey, well, you have to go back for all over, so they don't fly away.
I'm out of boats, I'm out of boats!
Oh, no B-boys.
Oh, no B-boys!
Hey, crazy, I feel like there should be like a mythic gun, is that like...
A mythic gun? We'll call it with that, baby.
Oh my god, what is that thing doing?
I could use some medical assistance if anyone has a spare moment.
Yeah, for sure, right on it.
Thank you, thank you.
Um, in a moment.
On the road again.
Once, be like purple or something.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you, folksy, thank you.
Alright.
This guy's all okay up there.
Okay.
Alright, things aren't going much better than they did the first time for me.
I won't lie to you. Everything's on fire and I'm in hell. Okay, I got a little closer.
I got a little closer. Hey buddy. Hey, how you doing? Thank you, good shit. Thank you, good shit.
Alright. Hey, get your ass down there. Alright, well, Jinji dies. I'm gonna go get the stuff.
My shields also broken, so there's that.
you smoke it is no I've got smoke it is one got one but they don't do nothing
they do nothing here do it you smoke it a smoke yourself to it go on it
but there go go go go I'm gonna bounce a mother boss will let you down your
legendary right there get it oh I'm doing it I'm doing it I need a whole
cracker man so badly
I'll do you have your care there's no blueprint of this one either we got
scared oh my oh my god heavens to the super laser
retreat two more rocket tears this one perfect I'm a lucky boy I'm a lucky boy
alright we're heading back up I'd find weight I checked all three there was
nothing of interest in any of them. No, I say we skedaddle. I say we skedaddle. You
sucked all the nutrients. Wait, it's...
Hey, how you doing? Hi, how are ya? Let me whisper in your ear. Dude, it's special part that you're
supposed to shoot is underneath it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're a little
That's what it'll get it cracking quick.
I believe it's a mountain of armor.
Gigi, I think we need to, I'll bring in a whole cracker.
Yeah, you get a much better idea. Plus, there's no loot there anyways.
I would, but I'm kind of in a pickle.
We'll get out of that pickle!
Pickles are one of the most underrated things ever.
I like when I buy a sandwich from Firehouse Subs and they put a pickle,
they put it inside with the sandwich so it comes and it's hot as fuck that's my
favorite and then you eat it long ways yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah it feels like
I'm munching on freshly cut raccoon wiener dude yeah but that's like a hit or
miss you know me yeah I hit a miss right there hit a miss
Um, yeah, I see we go to Wattatruin Elevator in Skedaddle.
They didn't have nothing for us.
We're little pickles. I've never heard of that.
Picklebacks? You guys know what a pickleback is?
What is that? Is that like a slur?
It's when you take a shot of liquor and then immediately after you take a shot of liquor, within like one second, you take a shot of pickled vegetables.
Oh, crap.
And it makes it so that it tastes like anything.
Yeah, it makes it so that liquor literally doesn't
taste like anything.
You want to just put pickle juice in the thing, then.
No, now you're mixing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You put the pickle juice in the thing.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Margot got me something that is called like pickle beer.
OK.
And I kind of want to try it. Yeah, I have it in the fridge right now pickle beer pickle beer pickle beer
I know pickle. I know people there's like a pickle vodka drink
Or maybe I don't know
I can go good. I don't know. I'll go get it after this rain. Tell you what it is pickle beer
We got a saving for winning place. Yes pickle beer
Pickle beer
Pickle beer?
Pickle beer? That sounds delicious!
Do you know how one of those gas station pickles where they put it in a bag and you buy it at one?
No, no, no, no.
No, I've never had one.
I look at those all the time. I look at those all the time and I'm like, there's no way people actually fucking buy that.
Who knows? It could be something good.
There's no, no, no.
No, no until you try it. I just feel like if there's one item in the gas station that's gonna kill you it's back
Okay, so my there's there's ones that they sell there's ones that they sell in here
Wait, are we all in there? We're all they sell that are like cut up and there's one that is like big girthy long
Another great raid boys a quick survive
I
Nice nice gotta lose something something nothing too crazy hundred twelve thousand space and dollars
Hey much, but it sounds work a bunch when it's on its work
Now I don't know if I can eat one of those. I think that I think you think that's I think that
Then you die, then you then you then you die
By the way boys the new mode is on space support which we have not played yet
You're going it's so bad. We mean so bad
You know how like all the rocket pierce one that's based for it. Yeah, I like the Bastion's once yeah
Now there's just two vaporizer
perfect
Good good, I didn't want to live anyways. I don't want to die today. I don't want to die
Thank you. Thank you. That's my P. Diddy or something. Oh shit. That song is not good when he sings it.
P. Diddy? When P. Diddy sings it? Yeah, yeah, sure. That's what I meant. Oh.
What if T. Pay would make a J.L.I. for me?
With the J.Y. Your confidence instructions
You ask him that's what I was thinking he was in the stream earlier. I'm what do you still hear me?
Maybe he's intrigued by my offer
hmm you shall a little something something here
I'll never forgive them for what they did to my Toro
yeah that was a pretty drastic change I was pretty crazy
let me see here let me see you're gonna lose something something before we embark on a great
journey here we go expedition yet I haven't even crafted all my benches yet
okay then times are hard for goober times are hard for goober right now
Now, things aren't going as expediciously as a goop of my wand.
Damod?
Yup.
Slow and steady though, Windsor Rays.
You heard the story of the tortoise and the hare, have you not?
Wait, didn't you just tell me this literally just the other day?
The story of the tortoise and the hare?
Yeah.
No, I had to tell you the story of the tortoise and the hare the other day
No, peanut. Yes, you did. I 100% did it. It was on Sunday. I
Definitely did not tell you any I adult anyone a story of the tortoise and the hare
Yes, you did peanut. No, I didn't
I didn't talk it. I don't think I've ever won. I don't think I've ever told anyone
In my entire life the story of the tortoise and the hare. What? Yeah
The story of the tortoise and the hair goes as follows the tortoise and the hair we're
having a race.
The hair being very fast said you're not going to beat me, tortoise, hi.
So the hare begins the race, runs out fast, very quick.
The tortoise can't even see him, he is so far.
The hare, being the smug one he is, says, that tortoise will never catch up to me.
So he then proceeds to dig around.
He goes to the store, he gets his hair cut, he goes and studies.
Love you peanut, please say hi to my hubby, also love you dance.
I studied what?
Oh, hey!
Studies geology.
But in all that time,
the tortoise was moving slowly and everyone muted.
Dude, how did we just say that?
Oh, because I might be not listening.
The tortoise, all that.
Listen! Listen to the story of the tortoise in the hand!
The entire time the tortoise was moving slowly and steadily toward the finish line.
Fast forward.
The tortoise is within inches of the finish line.
finish line, the hair looks over from his Italy atop terrace where he has been relaxing
for weeks, not even thinking about the race. He sees the tortoise about to finish the race
and says, oh my goodness, the tortoise is about to win the race. So then he runs back
to the race but not in time the tortoise takes the gold and the moral of that
story is is that tortoises are slower than rabbits
unless they're in Italy all right okay story time is over let us proceed is
Is everybody ready?
Everybody ready?
Everybody good to go?
Is everybody ready?
To see?
Everybody good?
A hare isn't a rabbit.
Man, that guy.
A hare is an Italian rabbit.
I just went over this, you fat bitch.
If you listened to the tortoise and hare story,
you would know this.
You would know.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You're straight up wrong.
You talk like that.
Well, fuck you.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hair is not Italian, though.
Dad, I'm done.
I've had enough of this disrespect.
But I'll just never tell a story again.
Thank God. Yes, please have you heard the story of the birds and the bees? I
Can't have a good story the bee
Meets a bird guys. Are we gonna ready up? I don't have that many stories more
Bird meets the bee
Tender
Did fucking it the end now
Drive on down the
Perhaps we have time for one more story.
Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps.
Oh, God.
What is it this time?
I don't know. I didn't think we'd have this time.
Oh, there's no time. Let's ride!
All right boys time to get serious every guy hold back it
What's up, did they take that clickers yeah equalize and let's see if coach he's got one. Oh, yeah, he's got one
All right, I don't have one. I forgot one, but we can take it that would
Well, I watch for the predators
Hey, you're just gonna start to these actually mm-hmm. Yeah, you did
Hmm
Seems there's a quite a liking for the torches in the hair story
There actually is another story. It's for another time
the three piggies and the wolf
The three
piggies and the wolf
I ate the three
How are we still on stories
And it's a story for another time don't worry. No need to worry. No need to worry
You're all my god. I might make an audio bug. That's actually good idea for the threes the three piggies and the wolf
You know the bunny actually the three piggy in the wolf story
Yeah, what I would do is I would start a page and only read the first five words and then make up the rest of the page and
Do that for every page and see how the story ends
That don't with the porridge. No, that's Goldilocks and the three
Bears bears
That's when a lady breaks into some bear house, I don't really get that story it really makes sense to me
Because she was hungry and sleepy.
Yeah, but I don't really like is the moral of the story like it's like like why why would
Why why should someone who's being home invaded prepare porridge that's just right for you?
I
Don't think that's priority number one
When you're under home invasion
That's right. That's right. Exactly. Exactly.
Oh my gosh. I'm going to get, I'm going to get fucked in the ass. Oh my gosh.
Is it a Clanker? What's going on? Is there a group of people? Is there a team?
Hey, what are these here for?
Those are ammo boxes.
Oh my god, there is. There's like five of them.
One, two, three, four, five.
They're marked on the map too.
Oh, oh that's cool.
Yeah, they're marked on the map. It's combat supplies.
That is cool. I like that.
Oh, apparently it's a communist story.
Oh, there's one of the red things over there, guys.
Yo, there's birds that flew away over here. They just relanded.
So there's gonna be a team tour northwest.
Coach Mutz, Coach Mutz, I should be getting to the red thing, yeah?
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me. No, no, no, no, no, I can't see. I'm sorry, I want to
I'm sorry.
We're going to let the rugger!
Yeah.
Hurry!
Are you winning, son? Are you winning?
He's killed again.
And then baby, he's in.
I finished one of them.
He's running to you, Oxy.
Crack him up.
I'm in for you.
He's dead.
I'm in.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
Crack him.
back
one shot, one shot
shut up
nice
take that fool
what the
hello mr. Kienitz
hello good sir, how are you
he scared the shit out of me
am i
no
that's not gonna save you this time
what the hell
guys, anyone gonna shoot this guy
But I didn't know who's this guy
Can you finish him off? I feel kind of bad
But he's a freak he's a freakin ferro you wanted money yes
Oh another team another team
Oh my goodness they just ripped me apart yeah, I can't see
What's that one down? Oh wait, there's a song
Is that friend alive?
Time to die, sir! Time to die!
No, I think he died.
Is he still alive?
No, he died.
Oh, no way!
It's got a bobcat for it!
Oh!
Okay.
just know I'm very exotic about it though
yeah yep what's up yep yep
well you find them good
what would you find would you find
Oh no way a bobcat for a wreath!
Look at the horseshoe!
Let's go! Let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good work boys!
I have Ashley right here, you want to talk?
No, this guy only had an anvil.
Yeah, my guy had an anvil too.
Yeah, I see we just got out, we already got a ton of stuff.
You think we say yeah?
What
What do you do with the drunken
Taylor, what do you do with the drunken Taylor?
I
Hate the people that need us is how to see a themes. I've always dreamed
I'm going on to see a themes and seeing that song on stream. It's one of my biggest
I wanted to go around and drink from it.
Yeah, I didn't even do that.
Yeah, I knew it.
If you get all of them, that would have been sick.
I was going to be Captain Jack Sparrow.
I was going to finish an entire bottle of rum.
Well, it was a great time.
Oh, oh, we could do it.
We could do it off stream and just post a video.
Oh, you'll get de-dosed.
True.
Tell me what we're doing and then they just hunches down at that exact time
You could be like hey, I'm gonna do it at 4 p.m. On Sunday
Yeah, I
But it had to be a surprise that'd be a surprise
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but then I'm just getting drunk. I wish rare care dude. We rare does care
He just like I don't know yeah, dude. We had ten rare developers watching that stream and we still couldn't play
Yeah, I don't have to do at that point. I don't know what you do
Is there a plan B at that point? You're the guys that would be made the game watching
Definitely at that point
It gets elevated right I think the problem is I think of the I think the problem is is it the devs are
most likely like pretty beastly smart guys.
But I think that the company is owned by Microsoft
and they probably require them to use that Azure servers
so they can't put DDoS protection on them.
They're probably binded by like corporate legality
or whatever.
I'm making all this up by the way.
So like, I know that sounded really smart,
but I could totally be wrong 100%.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
I know honestly I think that's not pretty good I'm not pretty buddy that's why
Let me put my bomb catch away don't don't you rush me don't you rush me cause he I'm sick of you rushing me
Sorry, I apologize. That's okay
Be rough with you tonight. Yeah, I hope so
Call me up and beat the fuck out of me. That's safer than working
You say uncle, I'm just bringing him in the room to help.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
One moment boys, one moment.
Little something jumping, little something jumping.
Got a short my coo, like you do, like you do.
I need those later on we shall we shall be bad boys I'd no negative
consequences there 50 50 all right team boy oh boy am I ready what about you
guys yeah I don't remember asking you a
goddamn thing that's right that's right
shit up over there
just you shut down yeah you made me
all right now we ride
I'm doing the battlefield six intro again. Use your tea and then I got my way. I'm washing it. Oh, yeah, are you ready?
It's alright. Okay. I it's a little bit more spunk to it because of copyright issues
All right, then chill
Okay
Alright, yeah
RIDE!
I
Was pretty cool
That ass
Thanks, I'm gonna play it again when we actually go in
It's on an empty more song
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. All right pal. I
Yeah, that's not how that works. That's not how that works
No, no absolutely not
Absolutely not
Hmm
You beat no dot be whole be holder like the guys in the white suits with the nets on the face
Those guys decide what art is and what art isn't they're the ones that promoted Michelangelo to paint the top of that church
Michelangelo
Boy, that's a ninja turtle
LIMMY Longest
Uggggggggggghhh
Wait, you got your CPAP poppy?
I did not
Forget my CPAP machine
Oh, you did not? Ok-ok
No
BANG
What
Huh?
What?
I said, I said, we're back
Yeah, we're back
We're back
I
Know senators
No, no, I saw we are senators allowed to keep their son from going in the draft
That's not saying that's an anti-war song, but I'm pretty sure that's in like every war movie like ever
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder dog
What does that mean man? It means that means the guy that wrote it. I don't give a fuck what he thinks I
I think it's a cool war song fuck him dammit no yeah my right boys mm-hmm it's
a cool war song it's really about anti-war no it's not cuz I didn't
interpret it that way
maybe read the lyrics to read for bitches
bitches and pussies that's what I'm saying
one drop I can't see it
where we did on my one drop said 30 seconds
Hmm
Wait, yeah, there should be one downer is 27 30 I
Think it's 27 minutes and then it's every four minutes after that. Oh
I thought it was 28 and then every four minutes after that, too
I'm a wonder what the origin of this rock is here
The only rock on any of the sides in that
Me to ponder it. I don't see what you're talking about. There's a rock right there. Do you not see it? No? Oh?
Yeah, P. I want to see some cool what?
Okay, what where's the cool thing? Oh
No, they pick wait that fixed in this patch they did
made it wait god yes wait w it's gone yeah wait they're fixing it fast said
did you used to be able to get all the way up to the tower from there you should
just tell me we really did we won't see it what you did he used to instantly
tell for you to the top of the tower and jump in that holy shit first one no way
Not instantly, but it took like 10 seconds
Do I actually tell you about that before they patched it that sounds cool. I did very cool. Yeah, it was sick
That sucks
Where's the red thing? Oh, there's a red thing over there. Let's go for that one. I should have that blueprint boys. I I need that I
Don't have any blueprints either
I
Prop for another time
Are the guns cool? Yes, the cool the gun is very cool very cool. We used it and let me die
Isn't there two?
Yeah, we haven't had the other one yet. We always have the shotgun so far. I think you do a hurricane
I have a SGB inventory
Why don't you use it?
We haven't had a map to bring it on.
Complete every map in the game tonight.
We're grand city.
Oh, there's a guy in that tower, boys! Do you see that?
Yeah, he's gonna be second forward, because if he saves the pop, he's gonna be dead.
So he's gonna be in the middle four.
Let's get him!
I'm here.
We should go right, go right, go right.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
Ah, it's not fun.
Go on the far ladder side.
You've been telling you you're wrong about the tortoise in the hair never had a father to tell them the correct story
Maybe maybe
Perhaps
Never done
Yeah, I don't have a cool snap on no more so I gotta climb up you with the ladder
Did you guys have a knee to huh?
nope yeah we're slumming it we're slumming it right now we're in the
we're the space slums this year's yes yes yes
right where are they I'm on roof to boat to boat to boat
all the way down you know the jump down the jump down
they're here by here be careful be careful you have two of those things on
You
by the fucking rocket here i'll call you i call i call i call watch the aids oh my gosh oh
i'm no i don't know i got rocketeered when i jumped inside sure sure hold on now
like yeah get those guys yeah i'm with these guys now oh well yeah i mean well i had to
I didn't plan that for a second, I didn't plan that.
There's another team downstairs,
there's another team downstairs right there.
So watch out, I'll be careful.
You might as well raise those guys up,
did you?
You're like one of those women, like a lady.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Raise them up, raise them up, raise them, raise them.
Or I could crawl into the hatch real quick.
Yeah, I'd rather you die immediately.
I have an equalizer on me!
There's no way!
I don't even know where a hatch is next to you!
Tina, you know me! I don't have friends!
Dude, there's no way!
You are crawling to a hatch on the other side of the map!
RISK THEM SINCE HE RISKS THEM!
I'll do it. Crawl.
What? Are you on my side?
I'm gonna make you wait. Watch me crawl.
Okay, this is actually like too far for a hatch.
Bring some.
You mean, no it's not.
Where is the hatch next to you?
It's not.
I don't even know where a hatch is next to you.
Get some of it.
Underground.
Isn't that on the other side of the whole map?
No, there's one underground that's kind of like,
Yeah, friend of yours.
It's out of it.
No, they didn't.
Yeah, he did.
It's close.
It's literally on the other side of the map, that is literally on the other side of the map.
B for real right now, is there a new one or C actually spending the next 20 minutes going?
Because if so, we have time to run maybe two games before you get there.
Okay, go ahead and run one.
Am I close to you lying or is there actually new hats?
I don't know about a new hat.
I was lying.
I hate you so much.
Okay, let's run a quick one. Oh, he was lying. Let's run a quick one all the way. Let's yeah, let's run a quick
You want to do free kid frigate free we was too afraid to do a weekend. Yeah, you want to freak it. That's right
You know what you're gonna get me?
But you're gonna get me? Yeah, I'm eating that dad fine
That's still that's still
You lose something something on don't you run to be clumsy you run to be a man
I was gonna rush you
Oh
Here we go a little bit of medium ammo from Ty and win
You know Mrs. Ty and win folks eat
Yeah, that's ammunition the whole galaxy from his Ty and win
Wait
There you go, Mr. Glowshee, hop on in, chief, hop on in.
There we go, right now we ride!
How is it already 2 a.m.?
I don't know.
The fuck? Wait, this update's lit.
What?
I said this update's lit.
Dude, this update is pretty cool.
Before when we were playing Ark, I was staring at the time like, holy fuck, when is it over?
That was like, that was like...
Yeah, I'm having a good dad. I'm having a good dad. This is this I'm like I like this new update
I like this new update a lot. Oh
This is F1C, I'm gonna finish this boy. Good man, good a man. Thank you, my boy. Good lad, dude. Good a lad, dude. Ah
Thank you, brother. BGG my boy. And mr. Goldie, but we're gonna finish this boy. Good man. Good a man
Thank you, my boy. BGG, brother
Wait for Gigi. I know
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that
Gigi is out. Yeah, okay, Gigi's out unless you put the fucking hyper thrusters on there
She is still waiting at the beginning of that tunnel get the help up
She's out no she's not no she is not
Hmm
Mad annoying let her crawl that's pretty fucked up dude. What do you do what?
Fucking done chief. Let's do gentlemen down with us. Those are stupid fuckers that we talk about
He's still crawling
We in killer she's still in the game. He's crawling right now
Hmm
Mm-hmm
Is he's cool dude, yes, he's cool dude make a new socket. I don't have I don't have the blueprint as we're trying to get
You are dumb
I didn't drag it. Yeah, drag
on it and then he's and then he
left. I have to just die.
Oh, you please run in the halo
customs. Why do I have a command
for the chief? I'm I gotta put
that in. Oh, because you you
should bring that SMG. So, you
Hey, where's the timer for how long we've been waiting?
Oh, I see it.
Oh, there we go.
All right, now we ride!
I
I guess we're going to get some white good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
I speak to like one or two teams.
Get some goo.
Just good battle.
Is it around?
It might be my LG.
2 AM.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe.
Perhaps.
I've got to be digital.
How do you always forget fend?
Is it one of the most important things?
It's like brushing your teeth every morning.
I don't know.
Breakfast.
I don't know if it's the same as brushing
your teeth every morning.
You need to have fed on you at all times.
You know, it's bad if you brush your teeth too much.
You know that?
You know what?
What are we talking about?
You'll get ants or something.
Your enamel will break down.
What if I have ants?
Then you're safe, you're good.
You can brush your teeth as many times as you want per day.
Everybody knows that.
Everybody knows that.
Herd smoking cigarettes is great for the teeth, actually.
Coach them in that smoke in that pack of Marlboro lights, Bob.
Why brush your teeth in the morning
when you can smoke a 24 pack of Marlboro lads?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, brothers, hell yeah.
Did you just hear you are wrong?
No, I don't think so.
Guys, stop brushing your teeth.
I don't know how many cigarettes in the pack.
I don't really know how many cigarettes.
Is it 24g, look, see how many comes in the pack.
He has a wall. Oh, I got him
It would do it pretty good
Little sub in something. Oh, there's 20. There's 20
There's 20. I've never bought a pack of cigarettes. Oh, I guess you bought the one time
I think I think it depends on the pack that you get right. Mmm. I don't know. I don't know
It's like one pack of cigarettes that are just way worse than everything anything else like American spirit
24 Americans, yeah, if you're in France it comes with 500
Why is it sure? Wait, what?
American spirit. Mm-hmm. I think it's like
That corrects it wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's just like straight tobacco, right? I'm pretty sure there's like no filter on that thing
And it's like America. I don't know
You know, I heard that there's cyanide in cigarettes that true
Is that true? Is that? This cyanide and cigarettes?
Hitting zap. Hitting zap. Hitting zap.
Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Nice shot!
I'll kill this. I'll kill this Amigo down here.
That guy's gonna think I'm cheating, by the way.
Wait, where's this Amigo at?
He's here to get up?
Maybe.
Oh, he's dumb and poor. He's dumb and poor.
No, so take your stuff
No, they're a team right under here. Oh, let's kill him. Oh, no, did you look what's over that right? I mean as well right here
And then come
Push that push that push that I'm on a bus
Take this pool
got one nice watch out watch out watch out eat my poopy eat my shit eat my poopy
my shit yeah yeah okay all right this there is a very large flying clanker
also I think I was kind of poor we really need to go loot him but I should
be placing the ad was to go south yeah yeah yeah there's another team that
There's another team on northeast
It is you has it has it going on there you're still crawling pretty good
All right, how far are you for the extract 80 meters? Hey, not too shabby
Go and quick. Oh, he's still in there. Yeah, so quick
See you guys right here. I'm not peeking till the guy gets on agro
When they're dying they're dying
That's our chance. It's a closey the strike. This is our moment. Where are they dying?
I heard it from the west right there with a you see it on the roof. No, no, no, someone closer. Someone's closer. Where?
Yeah, I heard him die. I
Think on the other side
We'll go kill that guy then we'll go kill the guys in the houses. I'm supplied by the way, so you got that red building easily
perfect
Yes, it's open. Oh, yeah, hold your deathly in here that a hundred percent. They're probably upstairs
We kill these ones let's kill a cell about the tortoise in the hair
Okay, okay, I'm pushing up pushing up to the wet north-west and running in the open running in open right now wait
I'm not here. I'm coming back. Yeah, I didn't got my turtle cell on good work
Pax there's much. I'm coming up. Come in. Wait, so we just died on the far side. Oh
What's going on right here?
Where these people they're in the fuel depot the fuel depot. Yeah, right here
Oh, the give me the give me the one down below and I'll know
That guy I got you up. Yeah. Oh, that's a total weed. Thank God
you
close one
Kill him! Kill him!
Take their lives!
He's went around the edge, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, so he comes back around.
Shoot this guy, shoot this guy.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
Oh my god, there's a whole click of Legion.
I
Should I do the push in there I
Think that one's drunk. I made it out. Yeah, play it play it listen like I'm pushing up. Okay, it should be to be to
Good work, did you thank you
I'm holding him holding it.
Yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
I kill him.
I kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
game about that boys he said good fight by the way he said good game in here
this clicker won't go away back got it I'm gonna stand back coochie stand back
Subway is that is that we hold up is that new that is that new slur tag is that something? What is that?
Well, that you slur tag
image
I I caught the guy on the far left, but
Well that ain't going that's my algae I would about one more game
No, no, no, we're just one more quickie.
No, no, no.
Come on.
One quick three kids, see what our steel is made of.
I saw you guys every other mile.
What are we playing tomorrow?
What's up? Well, I see it.
I don't know plans for mall Thursdays, the five to five CS two.
And then Friday is hopefully the Rust server.
I have never been more excited.
I will see work again.
Fuck tomorrow. I've got one for Thursday. We have arts. She is too
Wait with me or I think you're about that. Oh, I you got you got
Let me see. Hold on, you know, I don't know. Did you mess with me that?
You're invited
Hi, yeah, no, you didn't message me that you'd
It was just the rust stuff die. Oh, just the right stuff I test you about
Oh, sorry
Okay, yeah Thursday Thursday and seven you gotta be there Thursday and seven
Okay, okay sounds good. All right good. All right. Okay, so all right all right. I see
Later
I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you, I've never been more excited, I think, for anything
on this stream.
Well, actually, I'm very excited for it.
I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you, this Rust thing is going to be incredible.
This Rust thing is going to be incredible.
Hopefully, we can start it on Friday, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, I'm, by the way, I think
I think I'm gonna do a monthly, not a weekly by the way.
Can't wait for us to, I'm telling you, me do, me do,
me do, me do, me do.
Actually boys, I'm not saying I would take the suggestions,
but if I, I've got the people from Restoria
helping us make the server, as well as the people
that actually work in facepunch,
but if anyone has any mod ideas that play Rust Live,
you're like a Rust guy, and you're like,
oh my God, I can't plan a server without this mod.
Put it in the stream ideas chat.
I'll take a look, I'll take a look, boys, I'll take a look.
Oh, Mr. S.D. Napkins, I'm a good boy, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, good lad, good lad, good lad, good da!
Thank you, brother, that freak gotta be a big man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Get T-Paid, oh, all of my T-Paid, absolutely,
I actually didn't invite him.
That's a good idea.
All of my T-Paid is, wow, I don't know if you'll join me,
I don't know if he's a Rust guy.
Quick 20 cases, no, no, no, quick 20 cases.
Cause the stream I have to piss, I'm getting off.
You just gonna piss in like three minutes.
Are you pregnant?
No, I'm not pregnant, I am not pregnant.
Boys, I'm telling you, we are running that Rust server.
I am refilling my Adderall prescription
and we are running the server.
We are going to tax!
Literally tax!
The other clans on this,
if we say you gotta give me 5,000 stone every day,
or it's game on, or it is game on,
you die tonight.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm.
Yeah, we're gonna be controlling with the controllers.
We're gonna win.
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
Thank you, man, what did you buy?
Oh, I just want to say,
or to express my sincere appreciation
for you and your entertainment you provide.
You're just a beacon of light in the darkness.
Also, tell Coach that he's fat, huh?
Yeah, Mike, I should have read that chat
like two minutes ago.
I'll tell him next time, Mr. Jones, I'll tell him next time, I'll tell him next time.
Let Dr. Disrespect join.
that one. I have to think on that one. I'm going to give me a couple of days. That one.
Oh, let's get taken take a while to think up
All right, okay. All right. See everybody see you guys see gang. I'm I'm getting up
good
Going to bed
Good night everybody
Good night, gang
Good night everybody good night
Good night everybody good night everybody good night gang
Good night boys. Have a good
Have a good night now
I have good night. Good night everybody good night
Good night everybody
Good
Goodnight! Goodnight!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight!
Goodnight now! Goodnight everybody!
Everybody have a good night!
Rest... rest up now! Rest... easy!
Rest easy! Goodnight!
Goodnight!
Goodnight!
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
Thanks for watching!