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Arena Breakout: Infinite Season 5 Showmatch | w/ Lvndmark X Trey24k X BakedJake | #BUNGULATE
04-02-2026 · 11h 05m
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I have fucked everything up and everything is ruined and I'm screwed
listen up very closely gentlemen listen up very closely I have fucked up so hard
I told you boys we'd be doing this today as part of a multi-part stream today and
I'm having tremendous problems with my my game I don't even know if I'm gonna be
able to play in the tournament I thought I just go live and that you know that
It might be a possibility, but I'm getting help.
I'm getting help.
That's all right, but this is the first time
this has happened, pal.
I've got Landmark and Mr. Trey 24K over here, boys.
I'm telling you, boys, I'm telling you,
I'm trying to download the game.
I downloaded it last night,
but I didn't know they had a special event branch
for the game, so I had to re-download it today.
And it sometimes tells me that I have 15,000 hours
Left for the download. I have no idea what's going on.
He's drunk. Question mark. Good question. Good question.
Good question. No, good sir. No, no.
Uh, no, I know. I just woke up probably about an hour ago.
Hour and a half ago. Uh, third wheel internet. No, I'm checked by internet.
It's not my internet. I am very good internet.
Uh, let me be dead. Love you to good sir. Love you to good sir.
So hopefully, oh wait, wow.
It just started going tremendously fast.
Honestly, maybe.
I don't know.
It's not looking good, boys.
It's not looking good for us participating in this tournament,
but there's a small chance.
Very small chance.
Very, very small chance.
Let me join with Mr. Landmarker, Mr. Trey,
and see what's going on.
And Mr. Big Jake, let me see what's going on there.
There's one more drop back.
Are you good, boys?
Yeah.
Yo.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Are you installed?
Are you installed?
How good, dude? How good, dude?
Oh, that looked good.
I'm not installed either, bro.
I'm not installed.
Hey, yours is not installed either?
Well, I had to reinstall it because I was playing today on the other branch.
How long did it take you to reinstall?
Bro, I'm 30%, and it's going like 5 megabytes a second.
Okay, dude. Train, let me tell you something.
Let's just be real quick.
You also fucking up just release so much on my head my boy. Oh
My god, thank you
Wait, I'm installed I'm installed
What?
What I'm not I just wanted to give you just a brief second of pain
What the fuck?
Fuck you. Also, how are you on 30%? I'm still on 21%
You sometimes it's not even doing anything sometimes
Yes
What every what the MBS is just moving at
seven seven it mines either a hundred megabytes per second or it goes down to a
hundred yeah either it's a hundred or I get literally binds I don't know I don't
know if there's like some conflict with my my computer at this logic but it won't
do the thing do you do anything special to make it make it go faster
uh
Yeah, my ass no speed. I had it too much
Do you have a look at a beer and then if you do that it'll probably be faster?
I'll be right back good thinking good thinking
Yeah boys, it's not it's not looking at the more Tony. Can we it's not looking too good boys
It's not like I'm not pregnant. I
Reset the rather you reset the route and fuck you. I don't know what it is, but it's not bad
You guys wait let me ask you a question you guys are pretty smart guys you guys are pretty smart guys
I'm looking here at the thing actually be over enough. Let me open it up my controls are fine
Whoever was on this one for you, dude. I'm looking at the thing buggy ladies. Is this
Will this help me if I do all over wait if I do
You see how it says don't speed it right here if I put speed limit and then I type in a bunch of
Nines would you that would help or no?
Is that a thing any smart computer guy is that a thing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, I won't I'm telling you it's gone at 17 kb per second
We're fucked we are so fucked
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked.
We are so screwed.
We are so fucked.
Dude, I've already tried to be starting it
like three times, guys.
I've been working on this for like an hour.
Oh.
Oh my God, dude.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. This has never happened before.
This has never happened before.
We're so fucked. We're so fucked.
I hope maybe they've got an alternate plan. Maybe they've got an alternate plan. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see
You try turning it off and back on you. I brought it clean up. I didn't do that. I did that
Oh, mister oblivion tiger before turning it back one good man. Good man
125 good stuff. I've even done anything yet big man. I'm doing a tap mr. oblivion tiger my man my man
You impressed with the northern lights. Are you not?
They are quite dashing and beautiful. They do caps of the eye and
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all
Thank you. Good sir. Yeah, I do say I do say thank you my boys. Yes, buddy. You're under that thing man
I'll say it's not like I'm gonna do anything today
Early is have they yeah a little bit early little bit early. Oh
Oh
Well now we're at 22% so I'm gonna listen and see what they're up to I'm gonna see what they're doing
We might have to just watch my teammates play the game while we download the game and then join up when it's downloaded
I'm not sure but we'll see
Let's see, let's see use some water this is thirsty work
Hmm
Well fireballs deep no shot. I'm seeing this whole street is 3 31 p.m. On a Thursday I
Not seeing the stream I doubt you see your family. I
That you have a problem sir that would be a problem
Thursday is the best day to drink, yes, but on it's 3.30 pm.
Tain's download server location on Steam, it's not a Steam thing, it's not a Steam
thing.
Do what sucks is I actually was prepared for this voice.
Last night before I got off, I downloaded the whole game on Steam.
I was like, I'm not going to be late this time.
I'm gonna be prepared and then I found out that you have to do a completely different download on their like thing. So
It was a waste it was a waste didn't help at all
He can't drive he's pregnant. I first up. I'm not pregnant. Secondly. I'm pretty sure you can drive when you pregnant unless you're one
Of those like real fat ones
Smoke weed. Yeah, I don't know how that's gonna help me man
Hey Trey, how's it going over there? Please tell me your download has stopped and your computer's crashed
Tell you back from grabbing that beer
Holy crap, dude, this was getting us living like a
20,000 square foot mansion
I was like five minutes ago
Living large?
Living large! Living large!
Is there a reason you are like three decibels on discord?
I'm silent?
You are like a mouse.
Let me take a quick peek.
Sometimes my computer likes to play little tricks on me.
It did.
Alright, how do I sound now, boys?
I have you at 200% volume and my eardrums are not exploding.
You right even right now. I'm still not that loud. Yeah, not really right. Hold up
All right, it would change that to this how's that sound I
scream scream again
Same
My ears are not ringing. I'm not shell shocked
Fuck, duck, it's still here.
What about, what about, it says I'm going max volume.
Are you sure, boys?
I don't know.
Jake, you say something?
Everything's just falling apart in front of me
and my entire world is crumbling.
No, that's always cool.
That's always fun.
Yeah, eight boys, not looking good today, boys.
Not looking good.
Turn it off, back on.
Shut up!
I already did that update discord. I don't know what that has to do with anything
No, the voice would be different for you boys. They're talking about something else
Try fast penguin with the crew I which wait is fast what is fast penguin?
Is that a game?
He first uninstall the steam version. I did that. I did that. I had to show the steam version
Pause and unpause the download buddy. I don't know I don't think that's gonna work
I'm just gonna sit it out. Honestly, let me take on the twitch of the arena break out
See if they're starting the thing. Let me see if I can see if we have more time
We will be pulling out the arena break out wins one second
What are these guys doing oh
My goodness they have their own soundtrack
Beads
Okay, there's it look like the starting just yet. Okay, we have a little bit more time. We have a little bit more time
You know there's more time
You try working the shaft. I I don't even want to begin to know what that means
Nick Merck's would never have this problem. I
That's because he has a private chef and someone who turns his computer on for him
That'll they that'll mitigate some of the problems sometimes
Mmm, it's because you're pregnant. Yes, it's because I'm pregnant. Oh wait, what's this?
So many treasures in one single leg.
Lucky for him.
Do you know?
Someone's ahead of us.
Take that canister, move out.
Roger that.
Who are about to bash a lead?
Oh
Well, let me get the movies in of this
You think still downloading at eight bytes per second. Let me take a little beat one second
But they let me think
We take we take a little peep take a little peep it is only it's actually going very fast right now
But it usually does that and then it goes all the way back down. It's a 24 percent
Have you tried?
VPNing to the People's Republic
I have not explored that possibility. I might I might do that in the near future
not a bad idea I'm telling you like right now it gives me an estimated time of
24 minutes but I guarantee you I check back here in the next 60 seconds it's
gonna tell me it's gonna be done 10,000 years from now sent a millennia
well fuck if he pushed back the tournament
So guys, oh drink it back. Oh Trey. Hello. Yeah, I got two
What happened? I
Got two you got two was you got to what?
Beverges are we beverging on?
Miller light
Jesus Christ who of them?
Keeps the shakes away. Are we double-fisting beers?
I brought one back with me.
Dre is, what's your download on big man?
87%
Dude, dude!
Dude, how are you doing that?
How are you doing that?
Well, it's yours.
He's doing the VPN tech.
I got 26%!
Oh, it's over.
I know!
How are you doing that?
Dude, I guarantee you, I'm seeing my internet
fast as fuck, it's not the internet.
I don't know, I feel like he has bad internet.
got to be. I thought I was muted. Can't be that good. I have a thousand up, thousand down.
Barely not. Guys, we need to reach solutions. We need to reach solutions right now.
We need to reach solutions right now. I gave you a solution. I am out of my ground.
We're meeting to the success of this team and offering legitimate solutions.
Do you-
Tell Peanut to open a steam in the background, it helps.
Are you serious?
What?
Open steam in the background. Ah, yes.
That was like some conspiracy theory.
We must get an offering to Lord Gaven.
What?
We must get an offering to Gaven.
Is that real? And did you read that somewhere?
Because I'm actually doing it.
Yeah, that's real, apparently.
Okay, I have steam open in the background.
I will now update you on how fast it's going.
Okay.
It did not change at all.
You try that, but not the people's.
You need a beer because I got a beer
and what happened to me.
Guys!
Almost done.
It's got two beers.
Two.
You got two beers.
Dude, and I went up what, like 50% with two beers.
If you get three, you might finish.
That's 150%.
Fuck you guys.
Where where?
Should I switch the ad because I like would decide don't decide
So I cancel his download and switch what's at the end doing it on okay, so they're asking for ready players aka
Me and Jake to join room ID
We did I'm so fucking a bubble guts right now run to the bathroom for three minutes. I just did
well it's it's a shame I'm not I'm not going anywhere near that bathroom and
I'll tell you that and you gotta have more than one bathroom I'll tell you
that what's that supposed to be it's over boy you go first group first group
We're not we're not we're speed dropping
Yeah, yes, fuck you wait. No you don't want the team to I
Want you to not be able to play with me
We have to look again in the idiot in front of everyone
I'm telling you I don't know what's going on here
Dude, I had it downloaded
Yeah, I had it downloaded too, but I didn't do the the test brand or the server branch is dead. I mean the vid brand
The open steam client go to settings downloads could clear cash
Are you even downloading it through? I'm not even no I'm not even downloading it through steam. No, but
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
Game open.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I download it through Steam?
And then, and then.
Wait, do you have the main game open right now?
What game?
I don't have any game open.
What do you mean?
The other AVI client open.
No, no.
I uninstalled it from Steam.
And then I started installing it from here today.
Okay.
Did you wait?
Hold on.
If I install it through Steam.
Oh my God, my speed is zooming now.
What you should have done.
So happy for you.
Leave it in Steam and then install it as an ornament client in another folder and then
just do that. Hold on, but wait, if I download through steam, can I select server branches?
I don't know how that works. Okay. Okay. Now, but then I'm just fucked, guys. You got to
have to play without me. It's a 28%. There's nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do.
I don't know what I don't know what to do. We're gonna make a difference.
I'm a vital member of the team. My mark. There's no idea.
You got them build codes Jake for me
God fuck VB Ed. What are you talking about?
You see some in the issue show a couple under open up the P-91 you got shit internet
D-fragmenter buddy that that hasn't been a thing
North Korea VPN go crazy. Yeah, that's it. She that's my favorite. That's my favorite one to use
And like I don't know what that means. It's just not moving anymore
Thank God good
You should cancel your download. It'll make it go faster
No, I am actually making progress which is kind of the weird part because something is obviously wrong
If you cancel yours, it'll let me in.
Oh, if you cancel yours, it'll let me in.
VPN, VPN to China.
It must be done.
Wait, actually, should I actually VPN somewhere?
Because I'm probably having VPN over here.
I do.
Yeah, you have.
We're just trying.
Try it.
What if it fucks the whole thing up and makes me restart?
I mean, is it going to go anywhere anyway?
Oh my god.
Dude, I don't know what's going on.
Dude, I have one gigabyte left.
How fast do you go?
Not fast.
Not fast enough?
Not fast.
you have the amount
the way i've got a few options and out of this trip at the same time on two ssd
is anything true
as i
okay mister thousand down thousand up to know that there was a lot of people
who want to be listed for the second actually was why you have something i
was really important now
and three days ago i tried to call my ssd with third ssd
i didn't have time before stream so i had to cancel it
I am now using, not the clone one,
but the original one I was cloning from.
Is that something?
Does I have a third SSD that I can use that I didn't touch?
It says something about reading data.
No, it's not something, oh.
Whatever, mind, okay, never mind.
I can believe this is not a professional streamer.
This is the first time this is happening, you jackass.
I
Contaminated the genetics of it
What do you know I actually gave legitimate advice because that sometimes works if this is like some you know
What VPN China? I've had that with Tarkov or I've had to VPN to fucking Russia to download the game
I swear
VPN to Russia to download
Try it, but I'm just I feel like I'm too close 90% if you were me would you dry right now?
Yeah, yeah, okay 28% right? Yeah, but 29% it's not it's all looking good
Can you even VPN to China? I don't I don't know
Wait listen, I'm gonna be in the end there's somewhere random. Okay. I'm gonna VPN. I'm just gonna turn it on
I think it's like Hong Kong Hong Kong. Okay. Are you sure Hong Kong? I
Mean, it's technically
We are at VP ending the Hong Kong here we go technically China. All right, but here we go here we go. I'll be getting now
I know what now
If you're VP ending the Hong Kong gentlemen, we are in Hong Kong
We are in the main frame of our god
You can choose to work alone
It's not help
Waiting for a bunch of you
You might have done it's probably because everyone waited till the last minute and you guys are all on like yeah
The world's tiniest server just overloading it. I'm gonna lie. I thought this shit was at 630
There's one little journal running on the server and he is he is out of energy
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, Hong Kong is going a little fast.
It's going a little faster.
I think Hong Kong might have been the most.
Wait, what's the speed?
What's the speed?
It's like 6.3 megabytes, but usually it drops down to nothing.
You know, Hong Kong might be tech.
Yeah, that might be tech right there.
And you said I wasn't giving helpful solutions.
Well, hold on.
Sometimes it's gone up before and then it goes back down.
I'm not even joking this looks like it's working and I will not give you credit. I will be I will be taking credit myself
I will be taking credit myself
Because that
Wait, I see myself on the arena breakout twidge.
Oh, there's you landmark.
Oh, there's you.
Mr. Trey.
Oh, dude, the all the A team.
Woo.
We were the last one we did.
No, we didn't win the last one we did, but you weren't even on my team.
We were on the same team, why not?
It was me, you glorious, and who else do we have?
Did we win?
No, hell no.
Chief.
I thought the last one was with...
No.
No, the last one was me.
Yeah, me.
It was me, you Jake, and yeah, but he was with...
I don't know. Yeah. She's
that wasn't even this. Oh wait.
And then the one before that.
I think he was. I got some of
that. This guy. I don't know
what that means. Yeah. I mean
then. That's okay. This is okay.
This is hold on. But I might be
able to play this tournament.
30% but it hasn't dropped down to the like the 1,000 bytes that it usually did you could be a smart idea
Give me the VPN to like somewhere that's not selling here. Oh, yeah
Like a shenzhen
Are you guys like a spell on me? What are you talking about?
That's a fucking city in China. No, it's not. No, it's not
It's not you're making that up. You're literally making that up right now
Yeah, me.
Guys, what's the mean place to VPN in?
What's the best spot?
Johnny Shenzhen, that's probably why.
Why?
Why?
Wouldn't it be better to VPN right next to me?
I believe her.
That's where Tencent Island is.
No, no, I'm VPNing into the United States.
Oh my god.
Guys, this is actually working.
What the hell?
Wait, why not?
Cuz you're in the United States.
Yes, so what?
So are you dumbasses?
And you're working fine.
Uh, fuck you.
Stop moving, dude.
Uh, okay, wait, hold on.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's this called again?
You said shins in?
How do you spell that?
You sh- S-H-E-N-Z-H-N.
I wasn't listening to this entire time.
We'll go ahead one more time.
Oh my.
S.
Okay.
H.
All right.
E.
Yeah, they don't have that and they don't have that much of place close to
I can just do China Hong Kong is like Hong Kong is actually closer than yeah
I'm in Hong Kong. I'm in Hong Kong right now. Yeah, I'm saying this is actually working. It's really a megabytes per second
Fucking told you
I
Know what wait. Hold on wait. I should try one more thing now that I have the thing moving
What if I disabled the VPN and it forgets that it was broken?
Yeah, you're gonna break shit more dude the great great firewalls
I'm gonna I'm gonna disable the VPN I disabled it and see what's going on
Oh, it's going faster much faster. You're losing social credit as we speak
It's actually going incredibly fast right now if it if we can if it can not go back down to zero
I can get this thing downloaded in five damn minutes
I'm in. Fuck you. Fuck you. Wait, I have a bunch of guns, Bill. Yeah. Oh, I have a P90.
Your settings are probably fried. I can, we can hide and raid like Jake always wants to
do and I can. Dude, whoever was playing on this account
I do his his ship
We think this guy settings were like which why start rush bag
It's it's working. It's working better now boys. We'll see what's the
No idea how to download a game
Streamers I use a roll most dollars so brainless. Thanks Zach. Thanks. Thanks. You put it on your back trying time
I can always count on the exact the fave a
8123 to up
In these trying times in these trying times when we're when we're stressed out
Then I can always count on Zach Laflame eight one two three to lift us back up. Thank you. Good chair. Thank you
Good chair
Can I get a close out of all your corn you're really fast or download? I'm not a farmer
Guys, I'm not even joking. It's going like you fast now. I'm not even joking. We might actually be able to
I don't want to jinx it, but it is going insanely fast now. It is going insanely fast. We actually might be able to go in here
Working I think that VPN fixed it or something. I'm telling I told you my it would forget that it was broken
I told you and forget that it was broken
I'm cooking no, it's it's at 41% now boys in dub 10%
It's going at 60 MB prayer, but what not perhaps per second that's it for second
Guys guys guys I was right it forgot that it was broken. It's going insanely fast now
What's the number give me a number? I'm at 42% already
Holy shit, wait, that's not even that.
That's not even too long.
No, no, I remember when I switched off of Hong Kong, I was at 31.
I don't know, bro.
I hate you.
Has the tournament started yet?
Yeah, we're on it.
No, they played it 15 minutes, 15 minutes ago.
Oh, my God.
Are we cooked?
we're like we're really so fastly late we can be like whiz laid him on big Jake
trade 24k and then boom we show up two hours late and everybody goes wild exactly
we'll think we're uncool like we could tell them we were at like a party and we
were like we were getting so like we were drinking even though pop said we
couldn't try drinking now wait my name says straight 24 how do they do that for
me yeah okay I have an Svgi oh my settings are not okay they're so bad
yep cuz I'm actually 50% it's working are you guys joining the game right now
in the lobby
this guy default leans by the way I'm not even joking if this if this can keep up
We'll be done in just reset reset. We'll be playing because there's probably like eight minutes
We've done like eight minutes and this is you keep up. We don't even just like get the basic shit down
Like boys
You can't with the VPN it stopped and resume the download shows a better round
No, it was magic, ban that guy.
Heretic, that guy's a heretic right there.
With relish, I don't know what that means, I don't know what you're talking about.
Guys, it's actually doing really good!
It's at 53%!
We're making it, we're making it!
He gets my 2010 internet speeds boy 60. Oh shit. Oh
It's dropping
Oh, it's dropping.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I fixed it.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Change them jeans, too.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody relax. Everybody relax.
Everyone relax.
Okay.
You're being this chick. You're being captain price
Yeah
Everyone relax
Okay, it went back down again. Oh, it's going back up again. It's going back up again. I have the titty skins. We've I
Wish I had where they do on the stream. Oh, it's the same thing. We saw. Oh, I don't have it. All right. Okay. We're good
We're cooking we're cooking it might be side good thinking good thinking good thinking
the thing is, it's not going to matter the most, but you guys eventually look bigger with that.
Wait, it's doing something, it's doing something.
It's doing something.
But if it stops, keep looking at it.
Oh shit, oh we looked away without this arrow game.
Oh, T foo stretch 2016 T foo
Involved in was I would be the game again. Oh
Well, I do that. I don't know to do that reset reset. Oh my god. It's in the KBS. It's in the KBS boys
We do that. Do we do that again? I'm with that. Oh wait
Oh, no, it's back up. It's back up. It's back up. We'll I will say sit. We'll say sit
We'll have to say for a second. It's going back up. It's going back up. Let's say let's say
Oh, no, no, that's like your main character. Okay, you know what you can do go to outfit and then go to
Where are the gloves that we see what let me see what the boys do no gloves and then save appearance. Oh sure
The tech. Oh my god, that's primitive ancient technologies. Yeah, damn. This is the strap, bro. Jake get him on this
In your job skins, I have a chatter gentlemen that just said if we get two kills in the first round
He will fill his ass with concrete
Holy shit with two kills either two kills as a team
Oh, I mean, no, he's been saying this for months actually about
I
Think he does
We asked me if it's two kills per guy or two kills to the whole team
Yeah, can there just be the whole team?
Landmine, I need your infinite wisdom.
Oh, okay, yes.
It is now fluctuating between very good and very bad.
Do IVPN back in and do the same thing.
Yes, you go back, go back to Hong Kong and then we undo it.
Yep.
You think so?
Yeah, that'll start it back up.
Oh, sorry cocked
I'm at 55% it's going very good. It's good. I'm gonna try it again. I'm gonna try it again
I believe okay. I'm gonna VP and back into Hong Kong
All right Hong Kong we go
No, I'm not in Hong Kong yet hold up one second. I'm going to Hong Kong now
I'm in Hong Kong
How are you guys? Let it speed up. Let it speed up. Okay. Let it let's speed up. It's speeding. It's not going up. No
But we can give it a couple seconds
I'm in hong kong i'm in hong kong. It's cooked
No, it's got a reroute. It's got a reroute. Yeah, it's got a reroute. Yeah, exactly. Thank you landmark. Thank you
Yeah, let it yeah, let it reroute let it reroute
it without. It's not really doing anything. It's not really doing anything.
I want to do an Excel Discord to take some of the resources. You can try that for a second.
All right. Am I using AOL dial over here? I think I can talk to someone. Discord.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm honestly willing to try
anything that's right now.
You're beating the China right
now. Yeah. Well, hold up. That's
what worked. Excuse me. Yeah,
that didn't work. Oh, yeah. I'm
doing a VPN now. No, no VPN to
like Wyoming, Wyoming, Wyoming.
Yeah, Wyoming. That was very
the Wyomingians.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, oh my god, it's back, it's back to, it's back to full blast.
Full blast Hong Kong?
No, no, no, not full blast Hong Kong.
Full, I'm disabled Hong Kong.
Full blast Hong Kong.
It's, it's, it's going good now, it's going good now.
We're looking good boys, we're looking good.
How mad do you think the other teams are?
Probably pretty mad.
Dude, they're raging.
Well, that's good.
This is part of the strat work game for rustling their chimneys.
You were getting in their minds.
Yeah, this is called mind games.
We're already 32 minutes late.
I'm at 56%.
Oh, my God, it's actually going like lightning fast now.
57%.
I think it's full blast Hong Kong.
Full blast Hong Kong.
That's what I thought.
Whoa.
it's going boys it's going it's going boys it is going it is going it is going
Oh
Mr. GT84
That's pretty sure I had that calculated back in the schoolyard he was GT84 thinking my boy
And mr. Ruby and my brother's white good man. Good. I'm bad
And mr. Hong my boy. Good man. Good. I'm bad
It's my boy. Me. Did you notice?
I
Full-blown adult male watching a peanut struggle with VPNs on my lunch break. What is my life?
I love you. Oh, mr. P. Thank you. Thank you. I love you too, mr.
Sorry value of sorry, I fuck this up. Oh, jeez. He's sorry
What's our strap
Oh, that should be a multi-billion season because I think I'm not I don't know that is happening
We're all the same boat way. Oh, wait, Yoni is everybody else having problems. Please God, please God tell me at least one other person
Yoni did one other person fuck this up. I need to know
I need to go
We all bring a bag of bad ammo and we just fucking are the only guy
Oh, I'm waiting for Yoni. I'm waiting for Yoni.
He's good, actually.
He's had a trap.
Oh, my God. It's actually going pretty good.
No, you're the only one. Yoni. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Dude, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God.
Guys, I swear to you, I swear to you.
I got prepared to do this today.
Are we still full blast?
I downloaded it from Steam last night.
You know you couldn't use this team version for the tournament
You know are we still full blasts we we weren't full blasts until you asked if we're in full blasts
We were at 61% now
They never gonna happen it's that sounds like we gotta take a trip it sounds like you guys might have to play
No, we it's going back up. I it's going back up again. Oh my god, dude. I don't know
I don't know
Ascend
I think one of you guys is streaming it.
Oh yeah, I already have it up.
Are they saying something in the chat?
What chats?
Any chats. Any chats at all.
It's this damn nut again.
God damn it, Mr. Nut.
I fucking hate planters, peanuts.
I don't think anyone's saying that.
it's it's going it is going it's going full blast Hong Kong right now like right
I won't say it's gonna last for long but it is going full blast Hong Kong I mean
you can't last for that long on full blast yes you see it just dropped back
down now now it's going back up to full blast Hong Kong now it's a full blast
Oh, it's oh my god. It is double. Oh my it is triple full blast Hong Kong. Oh
My god. Oh my god, it's quidruple full blast Hong Kong
Let's go back down again, but it was cool for a second
63%
is that the sound of full blast that's the sound of preparing for blast that's full blast
Tom-Tom preparation
Everybody hates me oh the other teams are probably
My is right now dude
Yeah, I'm probably pissed, but you know what I remember in time. I don't know if it was a bi another game
But I remember time I had a week like we like two hours for a tournament. All right, so this time
It's me streamer tournament ever up. Yes, just this time. It's my fault
I'm telling you that we get this could win this can work. Don't give up faith in me now
That crypto tournament Tony remember that shit, which one?
What's that game called dude, oh the one made by the guy who made district nine
and the Cod cars one Neil Blanc camp off the grid off the grid and everybody was
like in the fucking gas like out oh yeah we started on time for that it was just
a blacked out it was so bad yeah yeah that was rough
64% 65% it's going it's going
It's a movement, it's a movement.
You never know what life is gonna give ya.
Like a box of documents, you never know.
You never know what life is gonna throw at ya.
This anxiety this is giving me for you,
think it's your thing, you said.
Ah, it is down to KBS.
Here we go. We are back on the rise. Now we are back. Now we are back. It is looking
like a tasty 65% of this current moment. I'm thinking about trying the VPN trick yet again.
We make great strides when we take trips to Hong Kong.
What did we go up like 20%?
We are doing very good. When we started this VPN process, we were at 29%, I believe.
So what's?
30%.
36% yes
There was a bungalow in my chat this is every time we activate the VPN it finds a new route to download it through which I
Don't know what that means, but like I think that's it. Yeah, I want to reroute. Yeah, that's obviously I think I'm gonna try it again
We said and let it reroute again. We don't know
We're doing
Yeah, I'm gonna try to reroute it one more time right back in Hong Kong
I'm in Hong Kong as we speak
Now I'm gonna get out of Hong Kong
Oh my god wait dude this tournament is in perfect time for us NA players. Think
about the other regions it's so late for them. Ah we're dragging them into
Oh my god.
What time is it?
I'm gonna take you in and say, what a sun.
Or Europeans.
It's late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Quick hairball.
We try another VPN.
Let me work on this.
Is there a Taiwan VPN?
Oh, Taiwan's not gonna work?
What are you talking about?
Let me just try something in the United States.
I'm trying on Kansas. I'm trying on Kansas. I can't talk
I'm go prison Bob way personal. Yeah, I go to Bob way and Bob way
Bob way, I don't know but some Bob way. Oh my god, Arkansas gave me zero. It's really zero
I
Told you it's got to be China
Oh, hey, there we go. All right, it's going to lightning fast Hong Kong
Solid Hong Kong
I'm just in the expression. I'm actually not in Hong Kong. No, you're not. No, I'm not in Hong Kong. I'm not in Hong Kong
All right, now we're back now. We're back to full-back Hong Kong
Okay, all right, 66%
So I tried pausing it unpausing me that will work you know fucking all up
That's risky that is risky that is risky. That's very risky. It actually is going very fast right now
I'm talking to X full blown Hong Kong
I
See
Well, I just don't like posy downloads. I said I should fuck it up
I cancelling cloning of SSDs. Yeah. Yeah
Now I'm getting I'm getting on the verge of 70% I mean what kind of what kind of flying here
What kind of fly it?
Velocity or we're working we're working with a fluctuation right now about 36 MBS
But the fluctuation is quite heavily like now we are down to 19 MBS
What is MBS megabytes per second or is it megabits?
No mega bits is MVPs
Yeah, it's actually going very fast. I've been CC 9% the sex number
I don't why is that the sex number I don't get it because six is the is the inverse of nine
So it's like it's an inverted nine. Yeah, but you it's good. It's like so when you so like you haven't
Yeah
Like, so like, say you were having sex, right?
Yeah.
That's what it's like.
Okay, good.
I've got to clear the up.
I've got to clear the up.
Okay, good.
I don't know.
It's like if you're having sex, that makes sense.
You lost me.
Okay.
Okay.
I would 70%.
We'll just start an hour late. No worries
Just one hour. Yeah, what hour isn't that bad, right? Nobody can be too mad at an hour late, right guys?
Now it's back at the KBS
Only mine we good
71% all right, it's going pretty good. It's going pretty good boys
boys. An hour late is nothing, King. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
An hour late is nothing in the grand scheme of things, boys, in the grand scheme of time
and space.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You're never getting invited again. Yeah, probably not.
But, but we're invited this time.
We're invited now.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Me of minutes.
tried fluxing the dingle hopper. Holy shit. Oh my God. Well, not late.
The dingle hopper has been fluxed. It doesn't seem to be working. Any other
suggestions or any other suggestions? The dingle hopper has been fluxed. Oh,
oh, it might have worked. It might try harder.
What if he tried shimmying the Dingle Hopper?
It's working, it's working, you had to shimmy the Dingle Hopper.
I knew it!
73% boys that wanna-
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Let's just say we're making
great strides. Still we're still
rocking a cool thirty five M. B.
P. S. twenty seven right now.
You know it is. Yeah. Well now
Now we're in the KBS like you do like you do
Perfect perfect perfect
How we are all are we on a way back up 30
4050 oh looking good look good look good
good this is why I do drugs all right
all right okay I'm so good I guess do it
pretty good pretty good pretty good you
gotta Jimmy the Jammer I haven't tried
Jimmying the Jammer just yet we could
We could, perhaps, jimmy the jammer, that might,
that could be a solution to our current problem.
By spitting on it, glad the Dingle Hopper trick worked
for you, I've done all I could do, thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Buston, thank you sir.
That was a good idea, that was a good idea.
The Dingle Hopper causes many problems.
These idea makes sure the game is updated and ready to go the day before the tournament. I did that Dan you bitch
You just I just didn't know you had to download a separate server branch. Fuck you, Dan
Swung the sleagle my goodness. I haven't thought about that
Swung in the sleagle the hives that increases the download speed by 50%
I didn't work. I didn't work. That's that's that's a negative. That's a negative. That's
a negative. Go try it. Try words of affirmation.
I'm gonna fuck you I'm gonna fuck you oh
You like that oh, yeah, that's not a KBS. I didn't like that didn't like that
It like that. You'd like that. They run you'd like that very much
We only informed the troops 76 percent boys
Don't want to brag about them. Don't want to brag
Toggle the dongle, maybe we ninja flaws
Oh, miss a half double one for 25 is one good man good. Oh, man
Thank you, my boy. Good. Let me do good. I let me die
Ah, 76 that's one more than 75.
Good point, good point, good point.
77 down, that's two more than 75.
Everybody's so, everybody's so pissed at me right now.
Boys are not even allowed to,
everybody's so pissed, everybody's so pissed.
I don't know if you guys know,
but a lot of these guys are like,
I think this is like a,
it's supposed to be like a worldwide thing
where there's like people from different countries,
like all different countries,
kind of the thing. So there's my people. It's like three in the morning for them. And I'm just
sitting here relaxing. Nice. Good job. Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Good chair. Thank you.
Good chair. Thank you. Good chair. That's how it goes. To be fair, every other tournament I've done
has been held up and it's by someone else it's by someone else some other moron
everybody gets their turn they were the moron mm-hmm mm-hmm yes yes next next
next tournament will let someone else be the moron
I
Be added Dubai
Was an unpaused your CPU is stuck it'll fix it. It's working fine. It's working fine. It's going pretty good
I want to screw it up
But pretty good
Not gonna lie to you boys I hear a gurgling noise from my computer that's downloading this right now
I just took my earphones off and let's do it. It's like
Hopefully that's nothing
Probably nothing probably nothing probably nothing probably nothing's flying
Probably nothing
Oh, I get there. Yeah, no, we're a capital buff out the scratches. I need to
Guys we're looking at a crispy 80% right now
Form of the troops and form of the troops
Limits breaking all the limits. Yes. We are going so fast. We're going so fast
I barely there's a hashtag kick peanut hashtag going on around some of the stream of tents
I'm getting weird I'm getting weird
Where do we cast our vote for that? Oh, no, no vote. No vote. No vote for that. This is like survivor, right?
No, no
No, oh no
Um
They have some to chant in my gents. All right, what percentage are we on I'm back. We're at 81%
That's close. Yeah, that's close rolling out 53 minutes late. You're three beers deep now
Yeah, I'm really gonna be a I was 30 minutes ago
Okay, so how many are we deep now?
one three
out eight war or
or maybe five.
I'm going to be at home.
It went from Mr.
Dre.
I'm going to be over there.
I'm going to be back.
Well, we're so fucked.
Well, we're so fucked.
Well, the other one, I mean, I guess,
look, there's a life lesson here.
If you're going to be late, at least show up with alcohol.
at least show up with alcohol if you can be late. Amen brother. Amen.
I have a dance, I have a dance. That's awesome.
I
83% now it's cooking up. It's good. It's getting up there
Everyone hit you peanut now that the new tell me something new buddy. Tell me something new
guys is going lightning Hong Kong fast 84% it's actually picking up speed I'm
not even joking I guess ramp it up for the last couple percent here catch an
old tailwind yeah I catch a little tails and tailwind
okay
cheers boys I have my beer as well jeez
Cheers, gentlemen, cheers.
It is.
You drinking those millers, Mr. Trey?
You switching up.
Only Miller Lite.
He sounds so sussed already.
I feel like that would be the voice
I would expect somebody to say, only Miller Lite in.
I'm eating chicken nuggets with chopsticks.
That's what I would expect someone to be doing just previously settled the Miller line to be fair a chopstick would be a great utensil for chicken nugget
That is true. Yeah, cuz if well you can also just use your hands, but then you get
You get keyboard grease then and you maintain the structural integrity of
The nugget if they actually make little clips
Like super chopped six don't weigh
What color?
Wait they light up
Blue can wait they're both blue. Yeah, you need different colors. So it looks like you're dueling when you eat
Yeah, you're blue and red that was like evil and good
Fuck whoever gave you that
Get me different ones
Why I'm telling you to think harder next time.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
What's more thought than you give?
Go.
86% boys, we aren't cooking.
Right now, we are cooking.
Wait, so do you have to charge your chopsticks?
Um, I don't know.
I don't think you can charge them.
I feel like once the lights go out, they're just done, you know?
What the fuck kind of, who made that?
Well.
Bad for the environment too. They were probably like 10 bucks or suppose a little light up chopsticks
Well, dude, what about lighting fixtures? You know what happens without lighting fixture burns out
You replace the whole ass expensive ass bullshit ass thing
What lighting fixtures are you using I don't know that's like normal lighting fixtures these days like a light bulb
No, no, no like a fixture, bro. Like a fixture. Can you describe it? Describe me this picture?
Yeah. Well, they don't have like light bulbs in them anymore, bro. They got the custom little
stupid panel things. No, they don't. What the fuck are you talking about? Where'd you buy this?
I swear
The lights are making them angry here
You're making you're making this body you're making your go in the
In the light bulb like socket
88% light bulb
That's not possible you can't have light without a light bulb in the fixture, right? That's true
Right, otherwise, what are we fixturing?
Landmob, he's ragebanning you. He's making all this up.
I feel like I'm getting banned.
Yeah, he's making all this up. He's making all this up.
What he's saying doesn't exist. By the way,
I just want everybody to remember that there's a 50% chance.
I'm fucking near Google, flush mount lights.
I'm not gonna say that. I don't want to read this price.
These don't have light bulbs, bro.
When they burn out, in like five years, you have to fucking replace them.
Yeah, that's light bulb, you dumbass.
Oh, and that's a fucking light bulb!
Well, some light, but most of them.
Oh my God.
What are you talking about?
Everything I'm looking at is a light bulb.
Tap.
89%?!
89%?!
I need another beer.
Hey, landmark, so you're certain if the event server
was highlighted brighter than the other one.
That means I had the event server selected, right?
That's what I'm on.
Okay.
That's what makes sure I didn't download the wrong game.
Like light gray?
Yeah, it was lighter.
Yeah, it was light gray.
The other one was like black.
Yeah, the light gray on the event server.
Okay, that's when it was on.
That's when it was on.
Otherwise, you'd be down.
Hey, we're going back to Hong Kong.
Either way.
Either way.
Yeah.
We're taking a trip back to Hong Kong.
That's what that's the plan.
Hey, I'll just have to load some shaters after this.
full blast though. Hmm. You can't be going to Hong Kong if you're not full blast.
I'm at 90% right now, boys. 9-0. We are on the cusp of starting this tournament and winning
this tournament. I have a feeling something else is going to go wrong. I have it deep in my bone.
I'm back
Cost maxing exactly exactly oh
My god, are they trying to me? Oh wait. I got kicks you have left the room. Oh
They don't want you no more dude. They ended the hole
Yeah, they can't like the turn over it's room 1015 now
I don't know if you want to say that. Oh, no, I guess we're on the event server. I
Don't even see a room. Oh, I'm not in the game. You can't see it
You've been 90% 90%
You think they regret doing this by now? I think they regret inviting me. I think they did. I think of what age
They're getting they're getting more
They get more the integrity. I guess they're getting more. I'm not really what kind of city
Oh, by the way, we guys wait is pox shot in the game in the discernment
Wait, what keys do I need where we going first?
What is your armory?
Armory, I just do blue, blue, red, red, lounge, and sluice.
How many can we bring each?
Negative should bring in smooths.
I have blue and red on me.
Already, oh my god dude.
I've never been smelled like Miller Light.
Guys, guys, guys.
Think about this for a second.
One of my bookies just had a great idea, a great revelation.
If we made everyone wait, especially the people in Russia, an extra hour and 15 minutes, then we went and took the tournament from them and won.
The circadian rhythm.
Yes, they would be.
It would be like D-Day.
I don't know if it would be exactly like D-Day, but it would be something.
Why would that be like D-Day?
Yeah, go ahead and play that one up.
Stay up real late, and then they shark-hand me.
You're very good.
Like a little early.
I didn't really work out too well to be honest.
Well, I'm back to KBS. Do I do the Hong Kong trick again?
I do a fucking rain dance at this point.
It's not chanting at the sky.
Oh, never mind. We're back. We're back. 91 percent!
91 percent! We are up, boys! We are up!
We're in full blood Hong Kong right now full blood Hong Kong and we lost it
We were for a second
I'm trust
Please don't be an alien. I won't find a boy. Good man. Good. Ah, man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, buddy
Actually, we probably should run down what I need when I get in there
So we don't have to waste time with you there.
So, William, I'm watching your screen.
Can you show me what I need to get right when I get in there and how to get it?
OK, you're going to need storage.
OK, all right.
And then you're going to go and you're going to market.
Well, actually, you don't have to go to market equipment, helmet.
All the way to the bottom.
OK. 65.
then mask and you're gonna buy the corresponding SH-65 military mask, B, not A, B.
B, got it.
And then you're gonna go with a body armor and you're gonna buy the Marshal.
Okay.
And then you're gonna go to unarmored chest rigs and you're gonna buy this 926 Premium.
Okay.
And then you're gonna go to backpack.
Wait Jake, who has a rush?
So, you have to get a rush.
You have to get a rush.
I get a rush?
You have to buy a rush tactical backpack.
Got it.
Then, we can't use Red Amul, right?
No.
Wait, and then, oh.
How much gun you're gonna use.
What gun?
What gun side are you using?
I'm enjoying this.
I'm enjoying it.
You want to get him a gun?
So, isn't the build one?
I'm thinking about a T1 or an AK.
I'm absorbing all of it.
I probably do not have to build him a gun, so he doesn't have to build it.
Wait, can you see the build code?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can.
Wait, who's talking big Jake?
Yeah, baby.
I'm going to message you.
I'm going to say hi so you can see what the code.
I bet.
Sounds good.
There you go.
We are at 94% boys, 94%.
There we get there.
Okay, okay, that's all we need.
Okay, rule quick before the downloads finish.
Let's go over the tournament real quick.
What is the rules?
Like how do we get points in the first one?
It looks like-
Oh, people.
Oh, you're probably gonna want to resettle your keybinds because I think some other people
played on these accounts and they had something locked out.
I don't care.
I'm just gonna get there.
I'll figure out the game.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, so we so the so wait what is what we do in distortion mode or regular mode first? Oh
Yeah, wait wait
Regulars a total loot value extracted plus number of streamer kills times one million plus ten million if a red item is looted
Do you get ten mill kills one mill values value values value. Yeah, we're looking for reds
wait wait wait it no longer even says a percent it just says installing oh my
god it says launch oh my god it says launch oh my god oh my god
turn off the VPN now I'm turning off the VPN I'm turning off the VPN I mean it
let's go to play on like a Hong Kong VPN no no I'm good I'm good I'm good here
we go here we go here we go
it's really weird to start it in administration so I can meet discord did you guys see that
yeah just a lunch discord admin oh watch it oh yeah yeah yeah oh thank you okay thank
god I did not want to mess with the game anymore I'll be back I'll be back there we go one moment
boys one moment we made it we made it
All right, I'm back
Okay, I'm in I'm in
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
We did not do all that to lose.
We did not do all that to lose, boys.
Look at it.
It's time to get serious.
It is time to get serious.
Right on time.
Just a tad fastly laid.
Except for the silly.
Let me try something.
What?
Can you give me the code?
I can give you a whole present code and then a gun code so you can just build the whole kit together
And then the whole just a gun with the right after to be fantastic fantastic. I'll be I'm looking at your messages
Go ahead to those
It's no dumb it's no dumb oh
Mr. Foxy
Good man. Good. Oh man
Thank you, my boy
and then grab that gun code after you use that uh that equipment code and then
just build the guns well with them just bear those stuff wait wait wait do i do
mod do i do mod gun or equipment first equipment you're gonna get a rush to
instead of a field like i have take the bag off and get a rush instead but just
do uh that's what you didn't build and put on the build code right there got it
bridge okay build go got it right well do i leave the word equipment in there as
Well no just a code
Well guys purchase purchase that yep
I just use this every time if you you know if you need another kid out of the rain just remember this kid
I should be in the mod. Oh, oh, you have it. Oh, yeah, click rice. We'll go click rice
Got it
All right, uh, Misha, you got the serve out of that backpack you took or you threw away?
Cause there's like a serve where you're like a sort of a cervical kit in there.
You got it? And then, uh, where do I put the gun? Go down.
Uh, click Gunsmith.
And then go on the assault rifles tab. You scroll all the way down to the right.
You're looking for the T191.
What are we, gunsmith?
You scroll all the way.
It was under what?
Uh, assault rifle.
Assault rifle, got it?
And then scroll all the way to the right.
And then T191, it should be all the way to the left
when you full scroll to the right.
Oh yeah, T191, got it, start assembling?
Yeah, you have to start assembling,
and put that code there.
Looking for the codes?
No, click select again, click select on that gun.
Got it.
And then, code on top right.
Yep, I see it, there it is, got it.
Perfect, perfect, got it.
Okay, all right, I'm in, I'm ready to go.
I've got everything I need.
Okay, we got it, we got it.
Okay, all right.
But there's no ammo in the mag, one second.
You just click, yeah, you can just do that.
We're good, we're good.
How do I get the game?
I would just not click go into the main menu
Click
Yeah, no story into the lobby
That's a you won. Oh, that's a T1. Yeah
Just a little bit less penetration, and they actually buffed it this time around to go to worry boys out
No, should I be wearing the Marshall?
Let's be late.
Okay.
Grab him.
I mean, man.
Yeah, we're already an hour and 11 minutes late.
What's an hour and 12?
What's another?
What's another D?
I thought this show was a 630.
I thought this show was a 630.
I thought you were doing like a slow, but it's so taking this game, dude.
It's like T7 at this point.
You can order alcohol delivered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is a barrier.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, we deliver all types of stuff?
That is handy.
Oh yeah, Marge, you can turn it off some only.
I've got to do the phone number thing again today, dammit.
Keep getting to that.
You guys drink coffee?
Coffee?
Only coffee.
Focus, dude.
coffee. Oh, only focus, dude. You ever, uh, ever put salamander milk in that coffee?
Either way, did you see the word salamander milk one more time in my am not to fuck you?
I've never heard those two words together like that. That's that's the first time. How do
Milk a salamander
It's not even a mouth. I got a buddy
Your body's a fucking freak fish don't have milk. This don't have milk. I don't have milk
You just buddy's eating straight trout come if there was fish milk, I'd be not a sushi for sure
And you probably do you still know it anyways? I got a buddy down the South Carolina. He's got a salamander farm
It's hard to deal with, they also milk them if you've got evil fingers or you have specialized equipment and tools.
If your buddy's giving you salamander milk, I don't think that's salamander milk, buddy.
Yeah, I mean, like, coming in a glass and mailing it to you.
Milk is salamander.
But actually, though, they're hard to debone because they're so small, but they're super high-approaching, using them like gorilla feet and shit.
So they debone them.
What are evil fingers Salamander mouth gorilla feed the gorillas? What are you talking about vegetarian? Hey, hey
Herbivores
What do you mean you don't know you just said they use them in gorilla feed
What might be like horse go another primate dude, I gotta make stuff sometimes
What what wait wait wait, are we so I
I don't know what this guy's up to. I don't know.
I swear they eat meat for old gorillas.
No.
They eat like leaves and shit.
Yeah.
They eat whatever.
Boneless salamanders.
They only do that on top.
It's a Miller line talking.
That's that Miller.
That's more than Miller talking.
You cut another one, Drake. Come on.
Yeah, one more she gives you said you're right. Well, they would never eat a boneless salamander in the wild because
Although they have opposable thumbs their fingers are nowhere near feeble enough to
You know debone you strike me as somebody who might have a body in this freezer. You have a body in your freezer
Let me check go ahead double check
that's a delicacy that is a delicacy sounds delicious by the way I have a
largest case not a quip you know you can't use your container put money in it
put like two money stacks I would don't back out now it doesn't matter yeah I'm
I'm gonna do it. No, no, no, no.
Just don't put anything in your container.
Is he not?
Uh, who are we waiting on now?
Everybody's just holding out this damn tournament.
Probably the Russian probably fell asleep.
I've been waiting here ready for an hour and a half.
Team Russia fell asleep.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
They're trying to wake him up.
He's lying.
Salamanders don't exist in South Carolina.
I'm getting word that Salamanders don't exist.
That's the fact that he's worried about not the fact that they don't have milk
Look up salamander deboning tutorial, and you'll see a master. I'm not googling salamander deboning material
It's gonna put me on another list
I think you need to specify what list they're funny. I'm on all types of lists. All right, buddy
I guess I might as well get my key binds while we wait.
And nobody would say you can't milk this Alamander has ever fucking tried.
I have never tried to milk this Alamander.
You got me.
Yeah, you got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me red-handed.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, no.
What?
What are the ones you changed, Landmine?
uh
Your sensitivity, okay mouse and aim sensitivity
and
Then did you default everything?
No, I haven't defaulted anything. No, I probably hit default just
Okay default got it. So it's not like too crazy
Mouse name sensitivity. It shouldn't be on be on one because it's the conversion or no
What dpi are you on I keep that I keep that the same as mouse sensitivity. Yeah, I don't know if it's one
Yeah, I know but like is it like is it when they say aim sensitivity? Is it like a
Is it like how much your aim is sensitive or is it relative to the mouse sensitivity?
I think mouse sensitivity looks sensitivity name sensitivities when you aim an
Okay, so it's a completely separate not relative. Okay, god. Yeah
Or what else did he change?
I do like
Hold to sprint
Who's that?
Oh, Desprint.
Under, lean left, lean right.
Lean left, lean right.
You gotta do that toggle, Sprint.
Down, under controls.
Hmm, lean left, lean right.
I'm fine.
I'm changing this to G.
Boy, what do you guys lean with?
Q&A.
What's up, Pedal?
You're leaning with your foot pedals.
Hi!
Wait, hold up.
We asked you five minutes ago all good at oh wait, that's it me. Oh, you're holding everybody up
You're holding everybody up. I'm gonna take a beat
I'm taking a beat I'm taking a beat I'm here back
Jesus Christ man
I
Grab a glass of salamander milk beer back. Yeah, I'll be back. Oh, you got that package. I sent him
That's what that was
Yeah, what have you been doing with it? Oh my god, you don't want to know what I've been doing with it
All right
I just googled salamander milk and
I just googled salamander milk and I haven't done
Google AI says that some egg-laying amphibians
specifically the ringed Cacillian
producing nutrient rich milk
either young
you're giving him ammunition
yeah don't feed this freaks to losing here
You're giving him a minute shit.
You're sucking milk out of every fish you can find.
Alamanders are not fish.
Are they not?
What? Salamanders are so fished with the fucking dark fish.
They look no like a cow.
And look no like a moose.
It didn't look third?
Oh
You're talking about salamander milk, did you mean frog?
This guy's jerking off a frog
The monkeys do that
What you ever seen the monkey that jerking off of the frog?
That's a real video.
Who do you see in that?
No.
Ha ha ha.
What do you mean?
You've never seen that video?
I've seen it.
No.
It's all right.
It is a monkey.
It's just a monkey in a zoo.
No, no, he's jerking off with a frog.
It is a zoo, and there's like little kids screaming about it.
It's insane.
Ha ha ha.
So we're going to act like nobody ever saw that dude
fuck that McChicken and posted on Twitter.
I never saw that.
I have no information on that.
I mean, never find no knowledge of this event ever.
This guy jerking off frogs, watching dudes fuck big chickens.
I don't know this.
Everybody saw that.
I wouldn't let this guy take care of my dog or something,
watch my house while I'm on vacation.
This guy seems like he might be up to no good.
I wouldn't let him within 100 feet of the schools.
Yeah, he's up to something.
He's up to something.
I just don't know why.
I can't go that close to a school,
Because I always got that thing on me and it's illegal to be that close to a school here
Is there a why they could I don't know you can drive by school with
That thing is there anything?
No, but depending on the state you live in
It could be illegal to enter the school
Obviously, I just thought I know because some no some states you're allowed to have that thing on you and in your vehicular
on school rounds. Not here. I just didn't know if you had like evade school zones if you had that thing on here.
We were running up. Yeah, ready up.
The gas pump thing was recent. You can't even act like you didn't see that.
The what? The gas pump. I'm trying to.
Dude with the gas pump. He had the gas pump in him and he was jorking and shit at the gas station.
I guarantee you chat scene that shit and real ones are gonna admit it to
I'm not getting it, boys!
I swear, I'll send it to you later, Jake. It's crazy.
Yeah, it's in there.
It's in there.
It's in there.
It's in there.
I'll send it to you, Jake.
Are you watching on Twitter that this is what you're getting in your feed?
What are you watching?
Yeah, and what circle of the internet is that viral?
I shot two gorillas, fucking.
That's just natures.
Yeah, that's on that one, the website of fucking is a danger.
Dude, that's on how you talk to your brother.
All right, OK.
I don't remember that.
Planet of the H. You got the extended edition.
Extended edition.
You got the A, you must get it.
Planet of the H, got set to work!
buff goop ball around boys, lock it in
lock it in, buff goop ball around
let's get it, let's get it
are you guys in? I'm not in
no more solid manned or meld
monkey jerking off with a frog
none of that
we're ready to go
it's time to get serious
as soon as we are in the game
it's a game
it's been a long time
hmm well believe me at 30 you honestly this couldn't work out beneficially for
us the guys in Russia are probably really tired now that we made them wait an
hour and a half we said we're three times well no we could know we thought
they would maybe get off you for you Jake what I'll find this while we're
into you oh bet bet bet I'll watch it during the fucking game pocket
don't they change my name for me oh shit they change my name for me because I
I started by saving an hour and thirty five minutes ago we're working on it boys we're
working on it boys oh it's been great with the Hong Kong and this is a bit of good speed
We did a little vacation, a little vacation,
made a couple Russians angry.
You know, so, you know, it's,
we're making money moves over here, boys,
making money moves.
Oh, Mr. Latch, Mr. Gathana, Mr. Deucey,
but we'll find some boys, good, man, good, man.
Thank you, my boys.
I have run it up.
having a serious
And you were calling me a liar liar for what the salamandam of the truth, huh?
What are we are we watch there's no way we're watching that
Is it the is it the frog one?
It's the gas pump video.
It's the gas pump video.
I didn't send it to you bro, no worries.
Let me know.
Just let me know.
Just describe it to me, describe to me the gas pump video.
Jake, you just saw it.
What happened to the video?
Yeah
They're like driving by in this dude is at the gas
What's he doing in the gas bomb
I
Lock it in lock it in lock it in boys. It's serious
All right
I'm still here and cranky it respectfully sir thinking was your out that day. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you
So, what's the plan?
Are we getting in here?
Fucking win.
Win the game.
Who the fuck do you think we get in there, I think?
Do we go into the armory if we get the spawn?
I think we're gonna contest the fuck out of this, but yeah, probably.
Dude, if we go, if we get red door spawn, no fucking way, right?
We got the worst spawn, we got gas station.
How do you know?
That's him, that's him.
We can put him right now.
Oh.
Wait, what's wrong with him?
What should we do with the gas station?
Oh, no way because you
Just hunkered down for a little bit wait for people to fight it out and then slowly advance the radar eventually
Take control of that after like 10 minutes. I would say I agree
There's gonna be five teams five teams on here usually the marmaris is played by four
So there's gonna be extra teams like the wherever tell stories in the gas station. Yeah, we go. He goes story
I got a good story about you
I got a good story about my up if I reckon
is that what started all this?
is that what we're not in?
we gotta get to the gas station first
we can start now
because I need to be in the right frame of mind to lock in and get ready for this
I have a feeling we're not gonna get to the gas station
I feel like we're not gonna get in the game
You're gonna get a whole piece of mine.
What's going on? Why we not the game yet?
Oh, yep
Somebody somewhere is freaking me fuck out right now
After my hour to 15 minute delay and now they're having problems getting us in the server
I guarantee you someone is like literally losing their shit
We make sure my VPN is off, but I'm pretty sure it is
Dad's off. I
Yeah, maybe it is maybe it is off. He's off. He's off. He's been off
I turned off like 30 minutes ago like put some money in your butt. Why you got time?
Hmm
Why is my phone dead?
Did you shut up with the what the hell? I do not think I
Did that thing they're trying to silence me. It's not my fault. It's not my fault
I'm
Dopeena. Yeah, what's the tallest girl you ever dated?
Be honest be fucking honest like I'm
Eight or nine
Okay, what about you you into the like the six foot eight German girls?
I've heard a lot of Salamander talk a lot of solid man your mom fuck here
I would I would assume trades into into some into some freaky shit
You and mr. Merck's been get along great. You know, he's a he's a foot guy, you know that
Makes the the feet with cream
I mean, that's freaky these days.
Well, well, well, you never know.
I mean, that's just what he's saying on the internet.
So what else?
What else is there?
You know what I mean?
What else is going on?
What else is going on?
You have to multiply it with what he's comfortable with saying
on the internet by 10.
That's true.
He could have a whole BDSM latex sex dungeon
with whips and chains and handcuffs and hot candle wax
and three dudes in the corners.
Some bear traps.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
What's wrong with that?
There's nothing wrong with that.
You just don't know.
You just don't know.
You have no idea.
I mean, yeah, you could have a guy
in the corner milking a salamander
just for everyone's pleasure.
That could be the thing.
You have to gauge what he's saying on the internet
with what you think he's actually into.
That's the mystery.
That's the fun of it all. That's the puzzle.
I want to say, yeah, I like that.
Now why are we pondering such questions?
Ah, his life, his life, Lenmon.
How would he know to fix his case, tournament rules,
and could be why you guys aren't loading in?
Hey, I highly doubt I'm not loading in
he's my case is out large
on he's got the wrong case break the entire game
without but that wasn't like a developer talking that right those is
what you boys
on his name is in chinese
Oh shit, okay hold up, wait a minute, how do you change your case, how do you change your case, how do you change your case?
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie.
See, you notice how I lied there and I immediately owned up to it, just because it's not natural, it means all the things I was telling you earlier, back.
I wish you'd just say everything you told us was a lie.
That would make me feel better.
Well, sometimes the truth isn't comfortable.
I
Get it you get it. You're my family
Play the fucking game and I'm working on it. I'm working on it bow
Oh
Are you interviewing a murderer, baby? I'm not certain just yet. I'm not certain. I'm not certain so far. I'm not certain
So like is he oh we always get ready up again boys, what do you have ready up?
I know about you guys, but I'm enjoying this bonding experience we've had for an hour and
45 minutes and 17 seconds.
Alright?
I think we've gotten closer.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Little sesh.
Little sesh.
Little yapsesh.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'm like a good yapsesh.
Yeah, a little sesh.
A little sesh.
I
Compares I know I know it's not the time for comparing shafts. What could say?
Hmm
All right, what's the over under on a?
Us loading into this next map. I would say I would say I have high hopes floating in
Well, hold up. Let's think about it like live in percent chance. We're gonna believe
Let's think about logical voices. It keeps breaking on the waiting for players. That means someone is breaking it
Who's breaking it?
This hutch in this tournament. I know you want to think so. Okay, we're safe
I think that maybe someone with a high ping is breaking it
Oh
My god click to aim I have two hours to change that I didn't
Is there any way to change the zoom on the scope?
How you talking in the game?
Is that pox head?
What did I just put in my arm?
I'm trying to switch my settings.
Guys, we had two hours!
You shut up over there!
You shut up guys. How do you change the scope on this the magnification?
You have a man again, I change it to genius. I'm working here. Are you sure this is what they can be changed?
Yes, you can change it. Why don't you make it G? I jeez wait. He's the best one
How do you scroll down? Yeah?
People get inside by the way
I'm not much of a kid for that, though.
How do you do Plexa? How do you do Plexa?
I don't know. It's like change your eye. I think it's eye.
Okay, alright. Hello, can you hear me?
Can you hear me the game? Oh my god. Fuck you.
Alright, there we go. That's what I'm gonna be practicing.
Alright, we're good. Scatter time. How do I make the blood not
Oh, I thought loud.
Fucking it, fucking it.
It's like a shot.
You can change blood teller.
What is it, blue?
My blood is blue.
They had a blood teller in the accident.
Hate effect color.
Oh, my god, default.
Where is that?
Game?
Yeah, game.
Looks like I'm shooting.
That was a horse.
The hell?
You guys just get shot?
What the hell is that?
No.
You can make it white.
You can make it rich.
All right, what are we doing?
We're winning.
We're winning right now
Yeah, wait a little bit until I have this one or two fights go on and then we're gonna need to go to radar
Right now we are in the chorus
it
it
for now i got it
we are perfectly poised for victory right now
yeah, we are perfectly poised
we need to search some articles of clothing, in case we take that
back-a-track
I'm gonna hit him, gonna hit him, gonna hit him.
Remove articles of clothing?
Hold on, what game are we playing?
What else are we checking?
Holy shit.
Somebody clean, somebody clean.
Scaven.
We're good.
Great work, Peter.
Good work, boys, good work.
Sorry, now what?
Now we win.
Lock it in.
Do you guys have your FOV maxed?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Maxed that.
I don't see it.
I don't see FOV.
I think it's under game settings.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I got you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Welcome.
I'm part of your boys' money.
I'm part of your money.
I see a player in medical.
I think...
Is he in there?
He's over there, like right here.
Oh this guy's a turbo virgin, I'm not gonna lie.
He's a turbo virgin.
The way that he was peeking dude, don't peek that guy.
Is that a new slag?
I'm a turbo virgin.
I'm stealing that, I'm taking that.
I
They like you the I gel what do we do?
I need boys I need you something. Well, I'm waiting I'm waiting for wait for Dan walk
fuck
get him
hell no
i don't know who shoot that
i need to take radar
i'm not taking radar
I
Too early to do though
Let's stay safe above all
She probably went in the early bird just a worm
Early bird does get the word
second mouse gets the cheese
It's cheese from his dead brother's mouth old cheese is mold
Oh, he's on like four of the
Jillian peg in there. Yeah, I
know he's like why is he using
the window? He's the window.
Are you much right here in the
window? There's one here.
We just started rotating going
forward. I hit this guy twice.
Twice with BT one.
Those guys are on 200 thing.
Yeah, I'm gonna be
Yeah, I'm gonna start rotating on top of radar and get a top position over them
If you get any speaking all my guys, you get me. All right, I'll be there. I'm gonna be there
He's in the window to directly to 20 20. We're going right now. Let's go right now one. Yeah
We go radar. Oh, good. Yeah, better picking that from there than
Stopped it up through the whippets. Yeah
Stupid bid best of me
You know you need pink on their bull that's okay pink killers
Take your blood blood blood pressure meds got it on a bus on a bus. Yeah. Where do you put on the
Yeah
I'm sedated
Watch that watch that ball the way on top. I wouldn't even push right now. Fuck it
Nice fucked up, dude. He's fucked up
I'm gonna be a little bit. It's not gonna be back up
You can take you we can take in here
what you're doing hold on hold on I have no idea what I'm doing
I have no idea
hey please one time the stairs
take me to the side
fuck you get out of here
going down
that was me
oh shit
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
fuck that
I stayed by my savings
I
Tell you down the stairs. Yeah, they got a right hand key. Yeah
When you guys go go up here and just hold this if you can up there. Yeah, but I was
okay
I'm my favorite. I'm my favorite. Oh, six peak
I fucked them up.
They're fucked up, bro.
They are fucked up.
They're already out.
Grenade, grenade!
I'm gonna shoot them outside.
I'm knocked to top.
Outside.
They're fucked up from here.
They killed my...
I'm gonna shoot them outside.
Oh
Now back up a little bit
And I'm taking behind you to gonna watch out
Okay, hold hold on to a surgery. I'm holding on. I'm holding on. Nothing's you can patch me box. Don't worry
I'm gonna throw a need at him bro. Wait they're throwing a need at me.
Careful I'm outside trying to take care of you.
I don't know how do you do that with somebody else.
I think they're trying to loot Tony.
Watch out he's not with these guys.
Grenade us!
You can cook it, you can cook it.
Oh.
Who do you have so reaction times?
Is that one out here?
fuck, tell me would your helmet hit?
no, none of all I don't think
it's in a bad spot though, you're gonna have to smoke the front door
is there on the island?
I can smoke, I think somebody's glow though
I think somebody's in that low staircase
yeah, I see some lights out from there
maybe not
no he's not
We need help!
I think you want to.
I'll be back up.
We gotta watch our back too.
Can I get it?
Watch our seats, watch our seats!
Watch back.
Hold up here a little bit.
I
Like my shit's on a hole
They're no longer watching us eggs
Can you come in from the left here?
They're coming down, they're coming down. Hold this, hold this.
I see them, I killed them.
Yeah, he's got to deely eliminate operators. As you did, you did.
Yep.
They're still holding out to the left.
I
We shots to the face with the demo with the heavens
I have to to to go okay
Give the best ammo right I have whatever you had DC V12 DVC 12. Yes
Lock it.
A lot of people above.
Gonna find it out.
I
Just sit right here, then find out they're gonna run into us hopefully
I'm trying to figure out how to take medication. I forgot the button
Why should I smoke?
I'm probably medicated
They're going at it out there. Hey, there's like three teams here
When do we strike I think right now, oh, they're all great
I was in the death noise. They're still fighting it out.
I might be coming in front right here.
He's sneaking in.
It's a free kill.
Hold.
Get that.
Judge.
Judge, Judge, Judge, Judge.
You watch this. You watch this.
I'm gonna watch front.
Big Dick, you got six now?
Yeah, you wouldn't blow us at all.
He's left out there.
He's hurt, he's hurt bad, he's hurt very bad.
He's right behind that fence.
I
Nice bro, you said you're dead island outside. He said he said he said the wild to the fences hurt very bad
I've shot that guy out to the fence a hundred times.
What's that close?
If I can grab this?
Oh fuck.
It's my precious essence.
Are you dead?
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna grab this.
Come back.
I got bodies.
We need to go.
Yeah, we need to go to our extract right here.
Wait, no, this doesn't count.
Well, you put we pack quick back.
We take it.
It's working.
We need it.
Like a.
We need to grab some bodies.
All right.
That's good.
Sounds good.
I'm the first.
So.
on the front, yeah, throw it on the front and grab this body.
This is landmark stuff, right?
So it doesn't count?
Yeah, the little two guys.
The one down, so it's trying to win.
I think I heard someone over here.
Can we see it?
I'm clear.
I'm clear.
Don't get all clear.
Skin push.
It's just reiterate. This is landmarks body does not count. Where's the other body?
Let me know if you have anything take my bag
My bag in your bag. Yeah, I see
Me your bags gone. They stole it
You got a gun Morgan Ace? We need to go this way. Come on, come on. Grab the stuff, grab the stuff.
Come here.
How many shots hit? How many got the shots up?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Come here, come here.
I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
How much stuff do you have on you, Chase?
A lot.
I only got one extra gun.
I have a G12.
I have a G12.
Watch for the left, watch for the left.
You push the left.
I
See this way
Run behind us this is our extract. We just W key. You're not gonna know it's gonna be cautious
You should have got more stuff. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna dump we're gonna dump a lot of you guys stuff with gear
I can't cross I cannot cross
hold on
you don't have any tough on you right?
I only have one extra gun
I have shot anything
how much do you have on me?
I have another two on me
and I can swap back for more shit
just drop me shit I can do it
hey right here
drop me shit here I can do it
hold on hold on peanut
that's much good much
do you have any?
tell me I can have ammo
I didn't even have ammo
I didn't even have ammo
he might be in the vansy army
what time what time
What's up?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Keep it to me.
Keep it to me.
Keep it to me.
Is this French?
That's another one.
It's instant to the body.
Come here.
Come here.
Peanut.
Gotcha.
I'm going to do a little quash over here.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm gasing for you.
I'm smoking for you.
Hey, guys.
These?
You're directly up this road.
I need you to lose your body, all right?
Watch right here smoking it for you
He's out of audio.
Get ready to cross.
Yeah, this is as long as fuck!
Yeah, I check you just get out of your bag. You ever us back in a big bag. I'm a rush
I'm too rushes. Does that help? Oh, I got a just right. Just run to say run towards the rate. Okay. I gotta look
I got some stuff. She'll be this is well
Fuck these e-drinks
270 I really was so bad. No, no
Give me that help
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I see all this stuff.
Don't extract, don't extract.
Got it, got it.
Did you loo- did you loo my bag, Craig?
Bro, I did. I loo-
Okay, okay, drop me, uh, can we- drop me the stuff that you have.
I- oh, here you go, it's- I- I got- I got this backpack and I got this, uh, it's gone.
You're extracting right now, are you?
No, I'm not extracting, I'm- oh, now I'm extracting.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, you can solidate it and then I'll guard while you can solidate it
Are you see this stuff all that teammates I can grab those helmets in the rig
Well, I need my backpack back
Grab that grab that backpack. Okay, you know take this one. Got that one. Okay, got it
Take that one hit
search it search it
I've got these grab these helmets put them in your rigged skin. Oh
Yeah, I'll drop my oh yeah, I'll cover heels in my my my x-ray bow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you get you brought in
It doesn't matter. You've got a guy guys guys guys. I haven't dropped my armor as well
God only we're good
uh extracts you guys hold on do you have your guns you did you have a gun you brought in i saw
my gun i brought in yes drop it drop it got it dropped do you have your armor that you brought
in uh yeah no i just traded off for this guys i saw my helmet that i brought in though
I'm your bagger, Clay.
Clay?
You go?
Mm-mm-mm.
Okay, yeah, no, you're good. Take it.
Clay?
Take it, please.
The auto-ball's on the bus.
We're leaving!
Drop the armor?
I didn't drop the armor.
Mm-mm-mm.
Another gun?
I can carry another gun out, other than mine.
Uh...
They still leave?
Yeah, they still leave.
Well, okay.
I'm just gonna bring my gun out.
We can use the next one.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
My gun, okay.
It was gonna, we got a ton of money out.
We got a ton of money out that's gonna,
that's gonna push us up the leaderboard right there, boy.
Push the leaderboard.
He's going back for a little bit more money
than he's gonna scondado.
We're gonna, we're gonna food shop to the number one spot, boys.
NUMBER ONE!
mhm mhm mhm mhm
didn't go for it, he's going out, he's going out one more time, forgive me for executing it
getting any of the goods?
yeah, i got three tier six armor, three guns, four helmets, i don't mind, no three helmets, i'm fucking up
Yeah, by the way, do I like to keep the ending speed up for like 30 seconds or whatever?
No, no, no.
I'm not sure.
I mean, it's 5 fields, I have 44 mil.
I got 3.3 mil for elimination 1.
Tell me that guy on the stairs wasn't one-shot Jake, was he?
Yeah, I don't know, fuck that.
Uh, I think so, yeah, yeah, I think so.
The guy behind that thing was on live support, I hit him like 14 times.
I don't even survive that thing.
Why not his lucky buns?
Swap swaps you doozy. I don't know what else to use use the god music. It's really cool
Or one kill was a pod
Oh
There's another shot
Better than zero bots so oh good shit boys. I'll say so
Better than zero we did pretty good. All right, maybe you
Maybe you don't want to sell it. I want to celebrate the win. That was a W
Yeah, I'm gonna be a two six. Fuck you. This will help this a lot right there
That's why I like back three right you get had a bunch on you know, it's just
I remember when we kill people we can swap out our shit for theirs
But if they have a premium we just swap it for a bad
I'm not sure if those I'm not sure if those guys have time to loot and two bodies. They killed up there
I dress was the total money we got we got I got
I got 5.5 but 5 kills, so that's 10 plus for me
Wait, so probably like 13 ish mill
Hopefully nobody found a rabbit behind us. I think I'm not gonna lie
I think every team is probably gonna be like except if one team done inside. They didn't hit canal
Well, we all extracted the Tony
We up we rub it in my don't you rub it in
Let's try one of us was dying there, and it was me
We had three people survive with Lou yeah, yeah Tony just happened to the guy didn't survive
Not freaking up Sal in her middle
But these guys are fighting there's 20 seconds left between things up in the whole rain
Yeah, I'm saying yeah, I want to see RZ
Got that kill for one million
Holy
problem
Don't be a red
No, no, no
What's up, he was I would first I even first I got this
Was it does anyone know if anyone else got red?
Captain is waiting Peter well tell me guys time run. I was crazy. They're playing on the bottom
You should have played on the bottom series right there
Yeah
The season got buffed do I use that yes, every
If you if you want to do a different weapon than P90 maybe I
Don't know P90 is really good close up. So like it's not like yeah, we keep a head key
We're not gonna be that close. I honestly
Oh
They mark you you're on the big sheen lamp on good machine. Oh, oh, they only show you
You're not even in your chair with a seat chair
Wait, they're watching big Jake through landmine
I
Yeah, what the hell look at the chair. Oh crazy
No chair
Why'd they show the cool shots I did on the fence guy
No, dude, they were cool, I'm telling you they were actually really cool. They were like super accurate
they weren't that cool no no they were no they were really cool they were tell
them tell them i'm telling you i didn't miss a single shot on them i got like 14
shots i even hit him through the the fensi perfectly by the way no miss
shots
hey we're cool you're thinking thank you thank you thank you they were they were
cool they were really they were really cool i'm
I'm telling you, you saw the fences, you saw Team Peaked, it was just a sliver, a kaboom, kablam!
I don't think I missed, you can start that guy!
Mm-mm-mm, you're running loud, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It kabloosy, exactly, exactly!
Oh, I think I fixed my P90.
Yeah.
I feel like there's five maps, like, team to the map, so like, they're gonna always hear us, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
the fact he didn't die with all
those cool shots again. Why can't
you just use the gun I'm using?
I have a really cool gun and I'm
and I can only use one per.
Otherwise, we'd all be using the
gun Jake's using. What does he
have? Do you want? You want?
We should give that to the best
player. Me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Good. We're going to use
Yeah, I'm already used to buy
You already got the book out there and all and like it
Yeah, that's what I'm looking at
Yeah, although the best player doesn't have that gun
I think it's better if we stick with what we've already got
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
You can talk to him so that he has time to get to the speaker
Yeah, I think he's gonna show us the leaderboard of what
I wanna see if we're clobbering these foods
Why is it called Team Leader?
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
What the fuck?
You can talk about, like, the position of everything, but I think that...
Why am I getting slandered?
The score does highlight the time...
Drag the money through the mud.
I wouldn't be surprised if that is a highlight, or, uh, you know, the most
kills that anyone's gonna get, you know, in a match in that round.
It's on my mean yeah, yeah, buddy
Not as much not as much even more
Yeah, there's boys. Yeah, there's boys. I think what show there is it's not all that much about the mechanics
Not that she they don't have the mechanics, but it was the bouncing in and out
I like the way those guys left are looking at me.
I hate that his post Malone.
I'm glad he could take time out of his busy schedule coming out of this.
Back to his tournament.
This has been commentary.
Now they always say congratulations
Keys but you do not any keys right here
Believe it's gonna be
I think I already have every single key for that.
Access to and unlock your own key.
Well, no, they give you all the keys.
Yeah, they give you all the keys in the mail,
but we only have key chain of three each.
So you need to all divide the key.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What should I bring?
So I got, let me see, what would it add to that?
I have no keys in my mail.
I got editing posts and productive.
Just buy them then, it's fine.
That's weird.
I think this was from an old one then.
Either is returned.
Would it be just a male male male just a male? Thank you. Tell everyone what keys to bring. Okay. I got okay
Peanut by dark room. Let's make it simple dark room. Okay, uh got it
Infirmary well, I haven't got it. I was just saying I got it. What map are we going to? Okay?
Okay, you're talking about dark room got it memory in in general infirmary
Okay, and in general general guide. Oh everything is purchased and ready to go
trade by
planning room
Post and editing so all the so all the yellow handle ones. All right. I get a little 15 keys for map
We're only a lot of big three
Oh, yeah, I
I was having to get the big keychain, yeah, there's only use three for now, I think.
I have a big keychain.
My keychain is massive, I got 15% slot.
Oh, wait dude, I brought in way more than three keys for every other map during that last round.
Oh my god.
Oh, there's no key restrictions.
I brought in like 40 keys.
Are there no key restrictions?
I don't think so, the rules, right? Did you get anything?
I don't know, but I'm just going to leave while he's on me, I literally have like 40 keys in my body.
There's no room, by the way. No room.
Mm-mm-mm. But we should be good. We should be good.
I can't believe we got them all anyways, so anyone other wonder backups?
Can I have to pee again?
Again?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I might need to get to that.
I'm building a trap base on your Russ server, peanut.
What the hell? Okay.
And I'm gonna tie people down to a chair and blindfold them and tell them stories.
Alright, okay.
Alright.
So be careful.
You stay away from my base, okay?
If I see you within a mile, raise my base.
I'm pulling your head off.
You're gonna wake up blindfolded in his base.
Oh no, you blindfolded one of my Knights of the Bungus?
I will come and seize your castle, you motherfucker.
be a knight of the bongus protected of the bong
i've already bought 150 dollars worth of outfits
it's gonna be simple
the unbongables the unbongables is right that's right
that's overloaded uh you see wait why is all about in here
oh i i know you're joining overloaded
I don't see you guys. Oh, there we go. I'm in I do eat no we where's the scores at
We'll be good. Hey, let me know. Let me know the scores come on. I gotta go
You have any eggs on your guns, huh?
Let me know let me know let me know the scores come on
ready up ready up ready up ready ready up
guys what are we all talking about here guys guys what are we talking about here guys what
guys what are we talking about guys guys what are we guys guys anyone see the
scores did anyone see the scores did anyone see the scores did anyone see
the scores the score no the scores guys the scores anyone see the scores this
is not ready to yeah and I'm gonna put a flashlight on my gun real quick I got
two on my ship.
Hmm.
On my little ship.
He's not here anyway to ready up so may as well.
I'm ready. No, I'm here. I heard him moan.
You're welcome. You were the last one.
No, you were the last one. You did the flashlight.
Oh, no.
That was me.
Yeah, well, you're a bad man and you're going to hell.
Okay, Mr. Hour and 45 minutes in Hong Kong.
Hour and 10 minutes in Hong Kong.
Ten minutes in Hong Kong. I would never last that long in Hong Kong
I don't know what that means shit. You're in
They're gonna try to milk a salamander
Get everybody here!
All of them in there is in Hong Kong.
Oh my god, what's he doing with the gas pump?
I'm so in a panda.
They're in a panda's there, do they?
They might have been like...
Every panda on Planet Earth is loaned out to other countries by China.
Are you serious?
Can they loan me a panda?
I don't like to loan a panda.
Yep.
Yep.
This is my team.
Fuck I'm too heavy to get a panda to make a monk salamanders. It's in my fucking team
We all
In here we need to pack in general. Oh, okay
Yeah.
Just sit all around.
All around.
We're gonna take the VIP.
Are we all going to come in?
Yes.
No, no, no, no.
We pack in general.
Yeah!
Hey, wait.
I'm losing this.
Can I pull up my knife and my faster?
Yes.
Who gots general?
Right here.
I think, uh...
I have to go to the market.
I have to go to the market.
Yes.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
There's peanut.
I'm still working on the job.
There's trash, nothing good.
Guys, guys.
You use the drugs?
I use the drugs, guys.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, guys.
I'm so sorry.
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Come on, Bob.
The who's that?
That was me.
Should we look for some bags?
I know what.
Might be risky, but I'm going to check.
There's a mini safe in here now.
It's worth a try.
She first, she first.
Stay right there.
I'm gonna come back.
Stay up, engineer!
As I ever took the armor off, I couldn't figure out how...
Aw, nothing.
We killed a scav.
I hope so.
There's someone.
Scav in there.
I
Well, I'm a closure zone the sky's in front looking like that can confuse them sticking things on writing in there
Why'd you see the guy that library?
They're just on shoulder
He's shoulder that's on
What's the move here boys, where we going?
We would just hunker down a little bit till we get here, but no one's fought yet, there's
still five teams on this tiny ass map.
We just see right next to us, we see we got it, behind this wall.
We got it, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
What do you say?
What do you say?
I got a buddy, he's in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and he's got a snaggle to do.
and you can open beer cans with it.
And follow us.
That's incredible.
Thanks for sharing.
Why did that sound like I'm the-
Oh, there's a fucking guy.
Oh, boy, on the second floor, man!
A guy right here?
He's a robot.
Or he's just a robot.
We need somebody back here.
I guess I have a long range.
I'll sit here and look.
We are confirmed in first place right now.
Oh my god, no way!
No way!
We're the bads!
They're blasting each other.
Yeah, they're blasting.
We should go.
We should go kill them!
Third party up!
No, no, no, no, no.
They're blasting
We should go kill a third party
We want to be the third if we go right now we're gonna get third parties still the only fourth party
We can take them down the least expected
Okay let me uh I'm gonna go in here because the game sees that the couches in front of
us right there is clear and then we can maybe do a two to two split and push two couches
from the cabbage.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Oh she's just thinking a two to two split for the couches.
All right Tony uh peanut go down the elevator hole.
Got it.
So follow Tony and then track him with me.
Yeah
I can't take that third FB 9G.
We can't take this fight in general, this is just a dumb peek.
You have the mitt?
We don't want that.
But now what?
but now what we'd have to like split it which is super dangerous it's the shit
Sus is held yet. Yeah, I'm shit on the stack
Have you I feel you gangster worry. Oh, what should we watch move?
Which way
Five eights pretty tall for a woman, you know
I don't know why we're competing the conversation now
I like our chances at that other fight, but it slowed down.
So no, Fallen.
Alright, how about this?
To the north!
Three of us three of us start spraying right here real quick
Maybe this has push out. Maybe you got to get aggressive right? Okay, so like I don't want to waste her needs
but like
They get believable make it realistic
I don't know if that's realistic.
Look at that, look at that.
Yeah, watch for daddy.
Bye.
I need to get that fall for it.
Can I wonder why?
I wonder why.
There's a fucking salamander screaming over here.
We got this. We got this.
Where, where, what's the move? What's the move?
Oh, we want to stay here. We want to stay here.
We want to fight here. Let them come here.
We want these guys to come out.
Do you see this bottom right?
Exit, garden quarter. We have that.
If we get one of this one team, send two people out.
It's going to just be easy for us.
So we need to focus these guys.
We just need to wait for them to be a little bit aggressive.
They have to come out.
Matter of fact, they're running mid!
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid! They're running mid!
Oh! Oh, he's not dead!
There's one's planning. Cafe now, cafe.
Three, three, three. One's planning. Two cafe.
That's scary. I'm not gonna lie.
First floor, second floor.
Look here and then to the left. Right and left to that. Right and left to that.
We need to watch right here.
Come on, scared from it.
Yeah, this is...
Flank us now to if they come on cafe. They could flank over here. Yeah, let's let's take more of library positioning right here
I like this better
God library what we want
All right, go
We don't need the entire fire right now we're in such a good lead
We just need this one teams here, okay?
We won't be one this one team right here
We could get out with a couple of us a garden corner. That's gonna be fucking huge
you could think I could think of the master plan I want to go in fight them
right there let's do it all right I think the fight today I was well man you
don't play with the pressure our flying pressure
Watch out, this is shut, they could be ratting here, I'ma light that.
Wait, do I have this room?
No, they already opened it.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm so ready for this.
You haven't even been more ready.
I'm too lucky.
Oh, you've been there, you've been in that room.
No, you've been here too in the corners, dude.
Oh, you killed me.
Yeah, yeah, I would push back, push back.
yeah that's not a winnable fight we lose both of them yeah yeah we go back to
live watching change watching change can they come from behind me so no you need
to back up work to where you get came from library and get a little third
parties back to doing it for the third party fight I was actually that's
really bad I never seen that top left spot actually that's a good spot
into the right around the corner.
That's much.
Is that what it was?
Is he moving? Shoot him.
No, no, no, no, he's not moving that much.
Yeah, no, that's it.
No, that's a dead guy.
I think that's our boy. I think that's our boy right there.
What are they doing to our boy?
Grenade!
You think you can elude it? I got eyes on the body. I'm gonna shoot it.
Good news is, I'm pretty sure this is a team that got wiped that have no money.
Grenade out!
You get a hit marker you get a hit marker. Thank you hit marker
They probably set the caution good on the shades they might come up behind us well they come from under under here
He's really moving around
Smoking it again
You guys just want to right here today gonna have to push out to you for the exit
Oh, dude, oh, dude, oh, dude, oh, dude down the hallway holding down the hallway go Tony go Tony. Yeah, I get back
I got one, I got one!
One down, one down, behind the box!
Wait, what?
No more deeps!
I hear them rushing around there, be careful, be careful!
No, I didn't go down.
No, I didn't go down.
Quick, back, back.
Quick, back, back.
They're peeking out here.
I've been shot in the head.
Just run behind and go down a
Fight the remaining team don't
that this is going to be a full
four man you can you can get
some scraps you see what are
going crazy they might have
followed back to have my
yeah but you're right go down
here towards me you can
talk about telling yeah
down all the way down and
oh yeah oh yeah oh shit oh
shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh
shit oh shit oh shit oh
shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh
shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
I'm going to go to the
gun.
You really get your
scary head on
there.
Oh my goodness.
You just hit the way to
with a cool tornado.
I'd say play inside here.
I'm going to take out the guy.
Put the guy out.
He was down to the north-west, by the way, north.
Yeah, they're all on it.
I'm a shot.
We're not going to be shot.
We're surrounded by the enemy.
We need every team alive.
Every team alive, so.
Lock him.
He's running his voice.
There's no way out.
They're pushing you guys towards the peanut.
Yeah, he got hammered here.
Can they come on second floor or no?
yeah they can
they're gonna but they're probably gonna get shot by this other team
they do, I fucking hope they do
OOOOOOOH
are they under?
they're under, they're under, they're under
we're trying to come from there
yeah yeah, here
I'm just gonna shut this door up here.
Do I check?
Can they come from up top?
They can't come up top.
No, they'll come from here.
and under us
fucker not dead
how is he not dead
that was tough, no skill
How do I watch him, how do I watch him?
Did you, did I press results?
Wait, are you dead?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know how to kill that guy, I unloaded in his mouth.
No idea how he's undead.
What?
Oh my goodness.
What?
Oh my goodness.
What I'm saying is I I took one for the team. Are those guys that were
sitting in that try my best to finish that guy off?
I'll say it.
Dude, that was a creepy. I'm not that top left spot. I didn't expect it.
It made me jump to the right. That was a good spot.
Yeah, quickly, quickly. 20 minutes into there too.
Yeah, bunch of bunch of pussies. We're the real men out there.
China! Running around Kaplan! Man that sucks! Man that sucks!
I know. I mean, I'm just a little unlucky, boys. I think everybody played really good right there.
I was kind of a little unlucky.
Yeah, good job.
Yeah, good job.
Mm-mm. 80, immediately after Downing Me, LeBron James, a grenade into my butthole.
Finish me off.
The king?
Dude, you know what? I got a bottle of LeBrona C. I'll be right back.
I put a bottle of the bronosy
I will pay you any price I won't give you my soul
I made your price wizard I will pay it
the the bronosy you want that Lebron to see you must answer me my riddles three
one of us never tell us a lie
one of us that was only the truth
you all have never had that LeBrona scene
you're the king of the king
LeBron Hennessy
I've never
oh Fatiex has got a fully zero chest
I've just
I'm a LeBrona
can you shoot through doors in this game
hell yeah
to eat like they got it by now.
The pinks decided against it.
No, that's what he thinks it is.
Yeah.
I actually like this, just so I can't be lost like that.
We had that shit in the bag.
I think that guy should have been dead.
I used it to see my speed.
It was perfect shot.
Perfect shot to the mouth.
You two players swap out your gun and get out of the patch.
That makes a lot of sense to me, more so than looking
for additional kills and additional pressure on other teams.
Now, again, the only question is, what do you extract?
they'll be critical and I don't know if this is a distraction maybe or if they
really are well this seems like a risk for all of them to bunch up here but it
seems like they're smoking off and going for it I look like I've returned with
some nourishment good good for the battle ahead
I think I just saw something.
Picture smaller than the square.
Is every team alive but us?
I'm just starving from EU here.
Countering the 14.
Hey man.
What the hell is everybody doing out there?
He's currently preventing Tentra from crossing here.
What's the next map?
Dude his picture's way smaller.
I saw that.
I saw that.
What's the next map, Jake?
You mean the next map, or?
Oh my god.
This map's great.
Have you played this map, Peanut?
I believe I have.
I believe I have played AmpliA.
I'm an AmpliA professional.
No one will be killing me on AmpliA.
They call me the LeBron James on AmpliA.
Okay, we're good then.
Tony's good at it. Jake's I and I'm definitely good at it. So yeah
Honestly, it's probably Jake's worst that but
Guys rockin the Nintendo DS camera
Like I've never seen in my life
He's a nurse
He's in the game. He is in the game right now
It's so noisy and then you do this guy sleeping you can guess what rocks are
yes
playing with
I don't even know how you guys see his eyes. I was he anything
240p he's lounging
He is quite a significant amount. He's lounging. He just didn't wait. Did he kill the leaner guy? No, no
Oh, they're on the same team. These are dudes that had a good and that's like second place
The leaner
He's gonna fall asleep by the next map
Oh, is she one of the Russian guys
Until he passes out
Wait, somebody unpoint the router.
What if we join his voice chat and sing of a lullaby?
You want that for a second?
Oh, guide rock star, good guide rock star.
You live in Europe, ha ha ha.
Then you pass out.
or more than a team fight and they're content.
I'll have a scud with two 9Bs.
Oh, man.
So much sense.
You don't need the home.
So much loot.
And an extra garlic butthole.
So much worth of loot.
And you can't have a fucking gun on them.
And there's a lot more sense in my opinion.
Just take what you can, extract with the sure wind
that you have, and then let the cars fall where they lay.
I think you can't have a fucking gun on them.
The result is not Europe.
Idiot.
It says he's the EU team.
He's literally team EU.
That says right there, Team EU, Rockstar!
I don't know, I'm on the smallest speed up, but I don't think EU stands for Brazil.
Yeah, you've got to think as well that the team that they defeated also defeated the number team, and they would have had a backpack full of enemies loo.
Which then, Team EU would have...
You know what we did wrong there, guys?
...as well as the players know that they've just...
What?
...leaved.
We got in a fight first.
They tried it smart.
True.
True.
We can't do that.
Like we have to take the fight last 10, 5 minutes.
I should be literally sit there and do nothing for the entire time.
And then we'd spring out on him 2 minutes left.
And we strike.
Well I got stories so we can be entertained.
That was a pretty fun TV. I think it was NA, honestly.
Holy shit, how'd they get post-moled and Andy?
You all got a spot for the stream.
What the?
I'm just talking about the game.
The record sales was low.
I'm just talking about the game.
They lost the carry in Bakes James from that play.
And at that point, you know, they're holding up in Liberia.
Liberia is a great hold if you can actually control spaces.
Yeah, the commentary.
If you can hold all the doors, hold the entrances.
But as two, I mean, any 4v2 is hard to win.
But when you're backs to a wall and you can't really move around or rotate anywhere,
that's almost an impossible fight to win.
Yeah, it was and it was just so passive carry
What in the fuck? Am I not a lot? Am I not live right now?
I didn't see anything about a carry from either side teams were getting stuck in the middle
Oh, and then he's I think he's watching it. I think you might die. They go he goes the point
I am I think you might be
Watching in the past and then they came out of everywhere and just cleaned it up completely. I'm live
Yeah, I just heard this motherfucker
We talked about that when we died and he goes,
yeah, yeah, well, Jake pushed up there.
They lost the carry in Bake Jake,
and then it all just fell apart from there.
Fuck you, Post Malone.
Nobody's listening to your fucking stupid ass music since 2016.
Yeah, yeah, and I'm the carry.
What the hell is this guy talking about?
How many kills do you have?
Literally, like a thousand.
I start to question the team leader again.
Oh, I'm on it, I'm on the thing!
You are in the past.
We're not going to show him failing the job.
Get keys, get keys.
There's one down that guy. There's one down that guy. You see that?
One shot. Quick jiggle peeks. Take him down.
How did that not kill that guy? You see that?
This TV, you're coming up the stairs here into library and finishing this off and the pineapple takes him out unfortunately.
Oh
Sorry, so I was watching this I was watching the box guys my bad
Okay, my bad, okay
What?
Wait a time you get serious time again serious last stand would be a good name for like a fringe political movement
I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't know what drugs you're taking but I need some let me get a quick get on
And then we'll get it there
Hmm we're starting a political movement. What are we rallying bond?
You tell me brother
I don't know
I don't think I'm getting ammo in these kids. Oh, no, I am okay to my I am fine. Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good
You repair helmet. We might be hold up. It probably pulled a fucked up helmet. Oh, yeah, I did it dead
We get we get a new helmet it was that um
Um, the, um, SH 65.
Got it, it's a 65.
And then how do I get the other thing?
Face mask.
Face mask.
Mask.
Face mask.
Well, you can decide.
So you can just do your previous raid, by the way.
I did that.
Then it put the poop up on there.
It's going to put his busted.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and you sell it it probably works
Delete that poop helmet. Yeah, I believe that poop helmet get out of here
How I deleted sell boom sell it quick sell it. We can't challenge you gotta take the mask off. Yeah
All right, okay boom I've got twenty four thousand dollars for the team
Plus plus 300. Oh my god. We have $22,000. Oh, yeah. Oh wait. We're rich now. We're rich now
I'll come every night double-click this mask it goes into my backpack
um fuck um I don't
you the king everybody talking about show them whose boss face mr. bad
Don't do what we're going there and show them what we got.
We're gonna get our first kill, we're gonna get a red and we're gonna win this tournament right now.
It's just our tournament.
I'm still a little pissed at you.
What do I do?
Oh, that damn marathon.
Oh, Mr. Beggin's bubble. Jesus, what the heck are you doing out there?
You're making my blood piece.
Oh, we were smoking crypto the whole time.
And you were smoking crypto?
The whole time. Yeah, you smoked crypto and you robbed me of that crossing guard jacket
Yeah, our peanut really wanted that jacket. I really want that jacket about all the tricks dude
Tried to get it. I wanted that. I'll pay you for that jacket. I
still don't have it
Try to tell them to make like it xxxl
We could you tell them you like when you get it that you got the wrong size and like make it another way
I could tell them. Oh well, they asked for specific sizes
Yeah, but just see you
My fucking biceps
Chest measurement height weight made a name last four digits
Just tell me you you gave him fake numbers as a prank like April fools and then do oh hi
Yeah, I think of mine
Go back and edit the message and gas like what's your best offer?
You tried to get you one. No nice. Oh my god. I tried to my boys try to get one and they think you could get one
Just tell them listen. I will pay you upwards of 50 Taco Bell dollars
If you get me one of those
That's like
Five state case ideas over there now and and I will tell everyone and stick to it that you're all natural when you work out
When they asked as you do steroids or the I'm say no, but say no no, yeah, bad deal
Okay, what if I tell you on tons of steroids bad deal, but what if I tell me you're mr.
Steroids don't know jackets, okay?
What if I tell you take a moderate amount of steroids, but not enough to hurt you, but just enough to get bigger
No, no jacket. Okay. All right. Okay, so what okay? Let's wait. Maybe another angle
Maybe what if I tell you the biggest cock?
Hold on. Hold on. He may have a deal here. He may be docking here.
Thought that was already known. He may be docking here. We may be docking here.
Sometimes my balls are bigger. That would be a tumor.
I'm gonna get that checked out. Hold on. Try and call for us real quick.
dude I said that I had to do that shit growing up and nobody believed me what
do you mean everyone I do that yeah in school and people it's like the like the
gym teacher hey son cough in school we might didn't teach you did it too that's
not normal yeah your gym teacher then come here son
No, I cough for me. Yeah, so that's
That's it
You're not supposed to touch your balls. You're Jim teaches something else
Did I had a weird gym teacher what no that sounds
No, we didn't touch my balls, but he would wear like
tight spandex booty shorts and he was a 50 something year old man was thinking
about touching your balls and this was in like an elementary school it was really
weird all right okay guys look he's in on the game really weird focus on the game
all right okay all right okay let's focus in the book is it I can't voice
I
Have all the keys I had
I'll tell you the keys I have I have every single key on the map. I have I have nine keys
I think I do okay, okay, okay, so there might be another team coming on the other side of this warehouse
Do not come on the front on the on the gate wait what I'm coming. Do not come do not come
See fuck you. Where's your party red nine keys?
I'm hurting first
I so we're gonna watch up from the other side there might be a team that comes on
There's a key open that key open that key open that shit. It's gonna be it's most safe in here, too
Open it you're gonna get a red
Get a fucking red jet did ask
Stack on a stack if real it's just a second seat two stacks
I hope he's a sub-lock eight. He's just such as all you can do is masturbate
what do we get the better no no oh no that's what i'm looking at
all right where these little freaks are they're gonna be another small safe in
here oh they're rubbing their side to the last tip it's doing jake you saw
We heard it, we heard it!
Right there, right there.
We're trying to go in.
We're not going in yet, we're not going in yet.
Fuck, no.
What are we talking about?
We're not moving to the last, remember?
Yeah, we don't move to the last five minutes!
Short find!
Alright, so basically, how it works,
you see your exit right here?
Yeah, the parking lot.
uh there's gonna be a helicopter
we could be on the other side right now
gotcha!
so we're gonna be closer there
extract and we can hear the
the elevator if it's called
fuck you
I don't even know what you're saying
right
keep your head on the roof
can you hear me now?
I can hear you
I can hear you now
I just
can you hear
you sound like you're talking down a
very
gone tunnel
Why is everybody a lady?
You guys check the small safe in here?
We're in a situation right now.
The small safe in here?
Did not check it.
I'm going. Hopefully there's not the team waiting in here.
You should go defend him.
No, I think there's a team in here.
I will defend you on him, my lady.
Oh, they just got kicked in.
They hit it, they hit it, they hit it, we gotta go.
No, no, no, no, they didn't hit the elevator, that's just, uh, wants to go in.
Yeah, no, but don't want you to get in that shit, or not?
No, no, not right now.
We gotta post up to get in that shit, though, no?
We got you we got you we got you posted up
Hmm well I'm no sleeper agent
Yeah, I'm an agent. I'm an operative you awake agent. I should we get inside that building inside give them
sauce
What what kind of sauce we got to get in there we
We have to give him a massage?
We have to give him a massage!
A massage!
A massage!
A massage!
We can't give him a massage unless we're in arms length.
So, come on now.
There's two kinds of people in this world.
People that make things happen and people that just stand by and sit in the cuck chair
in the hotel.
Yeah, let's whip out the wooden chairs until five minutes left.
right now if they can come to the right from the door and come to the left right here this
garden this is like we're in a very slow spot.
I don't know why they're coming out.
They're going this way.
You gotta push forward, boys.
We just better hope there's no anybody holding right here but let's do it.
Fucking.
I think they're dying inside.
Watch out, watch out.
That's a box there.
Hey who's the box shooter though?
You see somebody over there?
You can shoot at other scabs.
Hey, who's the box you know, you see somebody over there?
We can shoot another other scabs about the hell it they have
each other
Big more
Follow me boy lock us out baby
We need a gas pump a
I
Cash pump yeah
For what purposes I got the hole that needs to be filled by the God's brother God
Right here
You guys run past a bond we're penetrating this red
You
Take together
As one
What for this music could be there to you?
Hey, they're all the way down here
How?
You just got what he's saying like fucking great. He's in the doorway right now. We'll do that
There's one down there they might come from you too close away apart away across
one of us should probably hold mid
we should all just take mid
there he is there he is
he's dead
he's at four
yeah i hit him i hit him i hit him
should we just AP him mid
i'm not mad
no no no play cautious play cautious
watch the bottom stairs
they have a good spot they have a good hold they can wrap around
and he's still in VIP one was she went behind that who's he was he was there and two were
like on the other side of the VIP
if you peep into my voice she's shooting at me
I
Just hold for a little bit they might get a little antsy. Yeah
So we saw I thought guarantee three fuck you
This is a memory act he's over there he's over there they're getting antsy they're getting antsy. I'm getting their mind
We hate you
And we're gonna kill you
Are you see that psychological warfare?
We're gonna try to push this VIP guy out. I'm gonna smoke this
From the process
I'm gonna loot up you guys watch.
Is that the flanter?
Yeah.
Diagonal a little bit?
Jumped left?
Is there a good armor on somebody Pino?
No, there's guys zeroed.
I don't know about the other guys though.
Any armor that's not zeroed?
Oh, I'll take it.
Oh, you loot, you loot, you loot.
I got it.
Is it worth it to take the mags?
Yes, yes.
And it was the most expensive.
Alright, got it.
Good to watch.
You armor swap on everything.
We need two of you guys full looting everything right now, alright?
This guy's still up.
He already bows.
And I'm helping you.
I'm helping you.
This guy's a massive bag.
But can I take this?
Oh my god, wait.
This is the biggest bag I've ever seen.
Yeah, take the big bag.
Take the big bag, yes.
Holy shit.
I wouldn't go out there tonight.
MNN 5?
You know where they're still up?
Where's it?
It was in the room, but he might have wrapped out.
I don't know.
I fucked him up a little.
I haven't heard him.
I have no more songs.
Honestly, honestly, honestly.
You guys have guns?
I have a grab, grab, grab.
Loot, loot all this stuff.
Loot all this stuff real quick.
quick. He's in mid. He's in mid. He's in mid. Lock them up a little bit. He jumped to the right.
Did we get this guy right here? I don't know if this is the same guy.
Oh right here. Any guy out of 110. I think there's two guys. There's two guys.
There's two guys. New armor on me. New armor on me. Okay, okay. I'm pretty sure we're on there.
Okay. Listen, listen, listen, listen, please. Tony, go in there, drop your bag. You guys,
grab those bags, fill your rushes with all those bodies in there real quick. Tony, me,
you and look right here and then we're all gonna meatball out of here and we're gonna grab these
four bodies that's we need those four bodies secured and get you to an
extract and then we're gonna come back Tony we're gonna Dakar right we all
want to come back back and obviously I killed that guy if I even come back whoever
who ever wants to come back if I you go back it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
doesn't matter it didn't affect you hmm you just need to get these four bodies
out this is mad money right here I'm pretty sure it's two guys I heard a loud
gun and then the sound get most of it weapon swap your stuff and everything
your stuff yourself and drop your gear in the corner if you have to and grab all their stuff
where's this uh for warmer on me on the guy looking up right now
oh nice bro perfect jake i think we could take these guys by the way
yeah i think so too i mean you want to fuck it if i want these i want this to get secured if we
place like i think we could take these guys but like i just want to play safety for it
Is this your AK-12 with this guy?
Yeah, I dropped it.
It'll have like a personal symbol on the top left.
I see it.
Bottom left, bottom left.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, Tray, Tray, Tray, Tray, look to your right, just hold down here, give me that bag
real quick.
Your bag?
What's your bag?
The rush bag is not packed yet.
Is it right here?
Which one which one was mine this was mine we know that was mine you guys which one was mine
I can't remember any weapon swap or like full gear swap I did I already did
Oh, yeah, we need to get this shit out we can put this back at this back
Was I am ginormous I'm critical overload
There's a guy in here Jake Jake bye bye bun here and coming in the hall here
In the room here though we're getting sandwiched he's in this room
if you guys push that if you guys push that sandwich him I'm watching this room
dad watch it yeah watch it watch behind us watch our cheeks we're not fucked up
Hold the line. We're good. We're good now. We should be good now
At the end guy at the end of the hallway to
Just go we got a push behind don't wait. We have not to the side
Good one this guy ran might have got mid
I
Just get close to close our meat
Let's go. I kill this guy. I kill this guy
I'm doing
I'm not beat that I
Can't get nades from bed. Where's the other guy made there might be that made I hear metal
I hear mid.
Watch out, mid.
I have a bag in the room where we just killed the guy throwing the fucking massive.
There's a guy mid here.
Where is he?
Left or right?
Right in front of me.
I
I fucked that guy up and there's another one on the on the on the boost by the safe jig
And one down low
My heels go oh rich are my heels
I see one down I see one down low
Oh, my kitchen.
Big, I think he's pushing the stairs from under.
I got a smoke.
Yeah, but he might run through it.
In the broads, James!
this guy's good
might need to grab some of the stuff and have you guys back out I'm not gonna lie
yeah I've got a full backpack full shop right here for anybody
I have a full backpack
I have a full bag in the room, the key room next to me Jake
it's so big
I gotta get in
I
This back right here
I'm not gonna put up on that
I mean if you hit someone go that's that's it. It's much much first store to your right jake back in the room over there
We go where'd it go?
No, they suck you with us
I can't.
No pain, man, it's Jake.
You see what I can tolerate a little bit more?
Well, bracelet. $600,000 bracelet.
The finest jewelry.
We got one down.
Hold on, you headshot him?
Yeah, did I kill 100%?
I think so.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's on the bus.
Music music music music
There is a half armor in the room, do you right Jay?
You need?
Is there any more grenades?
Of course, stun grenades
you have to use those who are vetted
Beat Shallow
these fools are too scared to push pushing you pushing there Jake man too
man
how's he nothing the ghost on it here we gotta move fast and fucking we got six
You don't even need the loot Jake. You can just take my bag from the room. You were back right there has a ton of stuff in it
Oh, really this one. What are the two? Oh?
Oh my god, they're down the hallway to the northwest northwest
I'm no armor me to be there fuck
We're trapped. What do we do? What do we do? We kill.
There's nothing I can't peek. This is where I can't peek.
Hey, I see a flashlight. It's doing right here.
I see him.
Maybe back in the middle here.
Gotta get out of here.
Gotta get out of here.
Five and a half minutes.
Jake, the room to your right, bro.
It's got a full fucking sack bag if you grab it and run.
I know we can't do anything. There's nowhere to run. There's nowhere to run.
Yeah, we can go down this way.
Fucking.
She's...
She's on one.
Oh, dude.
Oh, I can have four kills.
We won. I'll evade you.
We're not gonna lose!
You played it played as the bodies
Don't even let them deny the bodies. Yeah
Actually, you see this letter going to go to remind you rat this lever. They have to hit it to leave
Which one is that?
This is a tunnel. This is a tug
Grab the tag grab two tags two tags. Okay. Yeah, you gotta go fast
You gotta go fast. Why switch out your gun switch out your gun with that guy gun
I already switched out. This is somebody else's gun. Okay, one straight down the hallway. We're straight down the hallway
How we that wait?
Yeah.
YEEEEEEEEA!
That's the other one, that's the other one!
Go, go, go!
We're too much, we're too...
Keep up, keep up, keep up, keep up, keep up, keep up going.
You're going to go down these stairs.
It's much, it's much.
Keep, keep, down these stairs to the right.
Quick, refreshment, I'm quite parched.
He's at the...
YEEEEEEA!
We're too much, we're too much!
You want to keep up with me, go?
Down.
Keep going.
To the right.
I got a gun!
I'm on a bus! I'm on a bus!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Another beverage!
I'm quite parsed! I'm quite parsed!
You wanna go see if you see this building?
You wanna go see that?
I didn't hear anything you said when you said...
No! No! No! I won't!
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go!
Please
You guys you just
right here right oh my god these are right here down right here right here yeah
yeah i got those doors there i got a guy guy guy i got a good i'm gonna go
to the right to the right smoke i don't see it
What the fuck do you mean you don't see it? It's right there!
Where? Where?
Where is the red smoke?
Right in front of you!
What the fuck do you mean right here?
Where? There's no fucking red smoke are you insane?
Press F!
Press F!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
No, you're red shorking!
I got it, I got it!
Lay down behind you, lay down behind you, lay down behind you.
Right here with the red smoke setting on.
There's no red smoke in here!
HAHAHAHA! This is the way!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
Don't do it boys! I'm taking it home!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
Crap the ladder!
I'm on it! I'm on it!
Oh, don't jump out of the extract!
Oh!
Oh my god, dude.
Just doing my part!
Good luck out there boys!
120, 120
1.172 million dollars boys!
And I killed a guy!
I got four, I got four.
I got a kill.
And I killed a guy too!
I killed a guy too!
We're seven kills and six mil.
We're cooking with oil.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
We are the first place, no doubt in my mind.
I was running out of the second game done, boys, I was running out of the second game, I don't think they have time.
There's only one guy though.
They use the health after the next track, they can't do it again, you don't have time, yeah, you have to drop your stuff.
Wait, did I fuck somebody by taking the next track?
Yes.
Oh no, yeah, fuck them hard and fast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck them hard and fast.
Fuck that guy specifically.
the concrete guy from earlier just said y'all got to open up your ass
he does he's getting ready to pack that thing
oh he might have enough time
but he doesn't have a bag of loot
actually he might not have that much he's only yellow weight
I can't be that much sweet.
No, I don't think he drops an entire bag of wood.
He doesn't have a secondary tract.
He doesn't have it.
He doesn't have time.
He's looking at his time.
He doesn't even see it though.
He doesn't have it.
He's doing.
He's in the 12-second extract too.
I don't think it's a 10-second.
Is he not going to make it?
No.
I mean, I don't think it must.
Even if it's 10, he's not making it.
Oh my god.
Unless it's a 10-second extract, I don't think he's making it.
I think he's barely making the 10-second.
He's not making the 20.
I'm not 100% sure.
I
This is this is one thing all right, I don't from our POV. We're like, oh what is Owen doing?
But it's definitely a different game if you're watching if you're watching their POV you have a much better understanding of the info
That they're working with then when you watch this stream where you just know everything that's going on all the time, so
For us it was clear that he was taking elevator
But for him it was not and that makes a lot of sense
Maybe he did think someone was just holding the switches and didn't want to take that risk tried to go for an extra
But then unfortunately didn't make it
It is the same. It is the same.
Every time this happens, right, it's happened plenty of times.
How much worse is your egg right here?
These guys are just goofing around.
He drops the backpack at one point, right?
When he drops the backpack, like, if he would have dropped it from the start, he would have made it.
Oh, so a fight? Little big game, so a fight.
Oh my god.
You took the B morale up, boy?
Crazy the two team on that room there as well. That was unfortunate
That's a pretty good chair the chairs pretty good way to ready up boys. I'm watching the stream
I'm not gonna kill that guy!
What?
Are they gonna show our cool kill?
I'm in here
I'm in here
I'm in here
I'm in here
I'm in here
I'm in here
I'm in here
I'm in here
This makes sense
That's what happened on the bottom floor
This Jake just farming on top
Let's jake just farm on top
He's all cool actually
He's getting into a big scramble there with teamers backside
I didn't realise like you said you said you you got it right away
They committed two players to that bottom fight. It was just Tentra left on top
I really thought he had that
I really thought he had that but it was just a little bit better
It's also it's H4 versus U1 as well that does help
This was the panic that I thought was happening
You would say
Good good good good good
I was only one of two that made out of that game boys
That's the rest of you
That's actually crazy when you got three people yelling at you and you're the only one who doesn't see the smoke
That is
We now need red smoke. Red smoke is for bitches
I mean he doesn't beat all his pure weed. There is no smoking
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
It called me crazy! It called me insane!
Okay, we got the first three rounds done
I can't read every new... how many hours you got?
I can't read
And I can't read a couple what keys am I getting for Valley?
Wait, are you guys ready ready to go?
You were in the lobby. Yeah, okay. All right. I'm just I'm looking at the results of the glass game
All right, I just got back to the lobby
We say it what you were looking at what I was looking at the results of the last game
Put your eye smoke setting on no, I
Don't need it
that's for bitches. Yeah, I
might be. Uh it was a main
storage and then you guys is
if I go one time per hour am
I going to die? You might you
might be dying and that's why
you're peeing one time per
hour. Well, hold up. I have
drinking 40 ounces of water and
about 15 ounces of eight
Okay, all right. Well, that's not that's not helping the team around fuck you. I hold up
You do you right you don't need them just like you don't need smoke setting although I hold up hold up
I drink 40 ounces of water and about 15 ounces of 9% beer that I feel like that
coincides with three peas, right?
Okay, what what what that's three peas?
Is that three P's is that three P's you're fine. Oh my god. Have I random keys? I've got we what we don't do
What about we don't do you know you need to armor and stuff. Oh, yeah, we got it all that
No, I've got a guy
That you need the gun that you had originally because I don't think you could use that gun because it's the other guy's gun. Oh
Wait, oh, it's his
Is it a t1 the t191? Yeah, okay? You can I'm muted Tony. Yeah, RV came cabin courtyard basement, and then
You can do
Probably
Villaman with me. It's the pregnancy you
Abilities bro. What what's going on? Yeah, there's a you guys ready by your bellicose. I'm gonna try my belly keys
I've got main bedroom factory doctor room factory fuck room cabin cafeteria staff dorm storage room
Cedarville basement
I'm a doctor.
You know, that much, he means death and I'm a doctor.
Mmm.
Fascinating.
Fascinating. Very fascinating. Very fascinating.
Alright, I'm going to go pee again.
Hopefully my dog is back.
He's doing drugs.
is double points here what yeah so yeah that's crazy what are two insane
we're not matter not matter at all yeah insane rate I hate double points on the
last one it's the worst it's always the worst there's no way it's always the
are we gonna have to play so fucking third part if we okay so this is double
party then double points we really have to play third party if we get one to two
kills we need to collect and even for a four man go to the extract and get at
least like two bodies out you know I mean we need to play careful around the
body we need at least get one or two okay I have it there welcome back welcome
man through the last two maps are double points yeah so we have to play
smart and literally grab at least one or two bodies to hear it like play super
ready here
we can take the condition of my mask wait wait give me same boys and I take
the condition of my mask we're good thank you sir
I don't see any victory.
There's two classes that are really good.
Yeah.
One was like a wall.
You put up like a wall.
You can't shoot through it.
It's like a smoke screen.
You can walk through it too, but they can't shoot through it.
And two is like rays from the apex.
You know how you're going to run a little bit faster
if they shoot at you.
I'll do the same thing.
That's why I put it all day today.
That's it.
I'm just going to do the smoke wall on.
So this is a thing that if it's if red is 10 mil here if it's double point red is 20 mil. It's 20 mil. That's
That's the way that
Yeah, so if you find a ready or you're gonna win. Yeah, it's rng tournament now
Wait, is your gear fucked up peanut?
Well, no, no, my gear is fine. My gear is perfect. My gear couldn't be better
Check the face mask your cc 500 cc five the face mask too
Yeah
Armors 115 out of 115 face message 65 out of 65 the helmet 65 65 but the face mask
You try to sex with me. No, that's also 65 out of 65 beautiful. Yeah, I'm not that easy, buddy
You want this whole you have to pay the troll toll
To get into that
So
I'll call it a diuretic and makes you pee more. You should worry about that's that's what it's a problem
Okay, thank god. Thank god. I thought I was gonna die
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
As a urologist, you died two weeks ago. I'm sorry.
I'm just learning this, learning of this now.
Wait, is this the last round?
you're gonna do this first two rounds
two doubles
wait wait wait let me read the distortion mechanics
that's what I'm saying
first two didn't even fucking matter
dude that msac that was poppin off
really the first two matter to come, we talking about it Jint, no capsize
yeah, yeah, yeah
you talking about those?
cus, cool down cus
type shit
i said for the first two
huh?
yeah, cus, forget about it
Three counted a lot that ass the last two on my mama. They only count twice as much time shed
Mm-hmm for a reason exactly exactly exactly exactly, okay, all right
All right, is that a one stacks or two?
Double stack double ice cream chocolate chip stack on my block
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah on God
Goofy-ah, you're doing too much landmark you goofy-ah
Oh, we do I ready up. Oh said oh guys ready up. Don't be ready up ready up. I'm ready
I
Grief second place I don't good enough grief second place. I barely know what I'm doing now
All right, let me get serious time to get serious
He's foolish, think they are more superior than us, hope or a theory.
We are the best team in this tournament by far.
We may have big jacob on our team, alright?
It's been dragging us down, but the rest of us are very good players and can make up for
his faults.
Look at him.
I'll push you down last turn, you son, I'm just letting you know that.
You know I killed me peanut and the next day you're like I killed the top a bi streamer Jake the bank you
Did I kill you no, no I killed you in the next day you started telling the beach that you killed me fuck yeah
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's all it's done.
We're going to turn this fucking lobby into a McChicken.
I think we're going to have to do that.
We're going to fuck it.
We're going to fuck it with extra mail.
Whoa, what the hell is this?
I'm going to reconstruct.
I'm going to reconstruct the geocrean send.
You're raised.
You're raised from fucking apex.
From apex to apex.
If you get shot at, you're invincible if you hit tilde.
What the?
for like 6 seconds. You turn it on right now?
Oh my god. Go go go go go.
How many of you do I get per round?
It's like a minute cooldown or something. I'm just going to use it to that sound, okay?
Alright.
Whoa!
We've got the reality.
We need a machine gun.
The bottom of your screen.
It says 55 seconds.
Okay, so it's like a minute.
Okay.
Remember, okay, so you ever
see the episode of
Doctor Who, the Weeping Angels?
Oh, buddy, look out!
Who the fuck is Doctor Who?
There's mannequins that attack you if you don't look at them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you don't look at them and kill them.
If you want to look at them or you don't want to look at them.
Don't look at them, they bump up to you with a stand in the back.
Well if you look at them they stop and you can just stand though, it's easy.
Yeah!
Take that, mannequin!
I think this might be a real mannequin.
Ooh, I think it's a real one.
Is this a real one?
I think it's a real one.
Oh that's just a real one, that's just a real one.
Okay, right there, right there.
I'm watching you.
You're not treating me this time.
Nice cock.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
It weren't second?
Oh, shoot.
I don't even know how.
How we got in first?
I
Don't even know how we had how we got in first I
Heard the Spanish team got two reds
Two reds what what that's like I got like almost three how we gonna catch up to that
Well, it's two X points shit two X points come calm down then
We're kind of spreading out a little bit too much. I don't know. I don't know about this
one. We left the suit here. I can ult if I get shot at. I think we need to do something.
We do need to get out of here. If someone finds a red and watch people beat us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want to show you the mode is letting you ever find reds just win on this one.
What a resident will do. They have to extract with a red. They can't asset.
So they have such bad loot, have you found anything good at those yet?
Oh yeah, I got a line out of it.
Oh no, the loot is on the left.
We don't need to sacrifice things.
Oh really?
Oh, the Jork machine.
Yeah, the Jork machine.
The Jorker Chomp 3000.
The forbidden hole is missing.
Where are all the people at?
I think we gotta go stop on them.
They're in the tree, Saaj.
Locked in the trees.
I heard two.
Where are there going to be people at? We can fight.
Maybe on that mountain?
Shall we embark up the mountain?
That is perceived, that is perceived.
embark on that journey.
On that trip.
This is a weird, this is going to be a risky push.
We got to go this way. Take a right hand up here.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, what's happening? What's happening?
What's happening? What's happening?
It's just a rapture.
Be very careful out here, because we're going to be at least a team.
Make sure your paint cut is up, make sure you haven't turned the stems up.
Emergency! The situation at the valley has taken a turn for the worse.
Anomalies are constantly spawning.
Only you can save us.
Alright, I took my last painkiller for the raid.
I might be a problem, dude.
That's okay.
I don't need painkillers.
Say to the right, say to the right so the birds don't get scared.
What's that?
A dirty bubble.
Oh my god, Colbert! I made it, particle man!
We can wrap them.
If we get one of these guys or a couple, we can go to the highway, that could be good.
boys Navy SEALS
They think we need to wrap all the way around
Fuck it, we're doing it
What you guys see you're left oh good
No that's a real grenade!
Watch our backs!
They're gonna be down here too.
Nobody's got a flash there.
Adam, get him!
One's inside.
We're back.
What's in there?
Who'd they kill?
Oh they killed Trey, no!
We need to watch our back, Bradley.
If you guys kill Brett and get in there.
We need to grab this body. Honestly, this is what we do. We grab this body.
Hold on.
Put them back. This is a good team.
Let's back up. Let's back up.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Fuckin'.
Sack with me. Sack with me.
I can do my phase and go check out there and see where they are.
We need to grab trace stuff and get ready to drop it in a bush somewhere.
I'm not working on it.
I'm gonna smoke it. I'm gonna smoke.
You got that body?
Got a bunch.
No, no, there's a whole fucking body actually in the building.
They're gonna pitch us now.
Yeah!
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, you need to grab that fucking...
Go behind that fucking...
Go behind that fucking...
Go behind us.
There's what they are.
Oh, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Oh, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Yo, are you done?
I'm done.
You can go
Can you grab that stuff a little bit right there Tony grab it
You know this guy's above me. I need you to watch me about you
Don't you see me they've got eyes I cannot I cannot watch you
Oh my
I got this one, don't you worry.
I wish we could...
Do you have your alt again by the way?
Does it re-mitigate fault image?
Probably.
But you're gonna run out of it.
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm good!
Oh, we're gonna live forever!
I don't you worry boys. I'm gonna third party these guys kill all eight of them and then get eight million points for us
Yes
Just our boys just a step boys
Creep.
Crap..
Ssshhhhh...
Crap.
Creep.
Creep.
and
you're going to have a lot
That's it. Okay. If we want to put points on the map, you know, the mean the guy the trade just swung right there, Pina on the left here. That's dead. She grabbed him and jumped off the mound. You're just sad. Take that exit. It's double point. It would be a shit time.
That's what you want to play safe. That's if you want to play safe.
I'll feel it out. She went going on up here.
You have your alt again, by the way.
Thank you. Good job.
If you get shot.
He's all saved my life.
Oh, it would have been 178, it would have been there without it.
How's that guy not dead?
Is he dead?
He agonized.
He might have drowned him.
watch each was tabbed tab and let's not worry to kill them
I'm right in here
I'm in here
I would have finished him if you killed him there
oh shit oh shit
nice
can they come from behind?
yeah they can they can
you're so good at all the fegots shot
were they just fighting somebody else right there?
yeah I think so
you might be able to sneak up to some bodies
there's a body that you- oh it's right where you are right here
oh no no no
they're inside
I'm not sure if the jump is still a thing, but they could jump
I like the rocks
Be sure out there though
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just there
Yeah, just there
Okay, you see the- okay, you need to grab these bodies
And then-
BOOM
I got two, I got two
No, that's the scavenger's right here
Oh, gotcha-cha
I'll swap the armor to you.
Yeah, your armor is kind of catching you.
The second 9.5 is huge, bro, you need that.
Thanks for your question.
That's fine.
See some of the other guys, the bag on them.
The staff.
I
Okay, okay, so the go go up to your left here in front to your left around this corner there
I showed a guy
Grab that body yep watch over here though there were people
The one on the left is Tony the one on the right and I have
That's the guy with a loot. Yeah, the body now when they're fighting
You can fold up that AK-12 small in the field bag and then put your rush bag in his bag.
It's on me, fold it.
Search his bag, search his bag.
Okay, we can just put it in the bag.
Okay, you grab the bag and grab the armor and go.
Okay, okay, I'm just gonna call my bag out.
Search his bag, search his bag.
No, no, no, put your bag in his.
Search his bag, your bag in his.
as you run oh my god oh my god and then all if you get shot at and run you have
10 seconds to escape grab this grab this in his armor if you can but there's
armor in your bag now and at least grab the back armor and you don't even grab
the gun it's fine
okay
go go go up
run
I
Can throw smoke you can't run this way. Oh, you were smoked
You can run this way you can probably run you can probably run I would go right
I would go right dude. They can be what kind of see who's gonna see right?
Do I go that way? Yeah, yeah, I hooked that right hook that right
There's gonna be a ticket booth. There's gonna be a little risky you can get in it and bulletproof
You want to take that back? Keep going
You're gonna watch out cuz you see this this cliff that can look off the side. Yeah, go go
You're on the open
Quick, so many pop
15. 15. 15. Go past that green crane in front of you. Stay. Stay. Like left. Hug the left. Yup. Yup. Yup.
Past this. Run by the tree along the, like, rock face. It'll be good.
Oh, what the?
No, no, no, no. Keep him. Keep him. Keep him, though.
To your right, Mort. To your right.
Wait, wait, wait. Where's your second gun?
To your right. To your right.
Now wait.
Yes, yes.
We got it, got it.
Just stay here.
Yeah, yeah.
Stay hidden. Stay save.
Does he press the MQ note? Press MQ note?
In the marker real quick. It's right there. It's like a...
Yeah, that's a good use for action.
Go, go, go!
I could have picked this phone.
Oh, I'm out of SOTY POPs!
I'm out of SOTY POPs!
It's fine, they're distracted you're far.
The dirty bubble!
Should I loot it?
Should I loot the dirty bubble?
No, no, don't do so loud.
Wow, dude, I'll load it.
Where's the extra deck?
Oh, you should press M? You should see it on the map. It's very close to you.
We're there? How much in point?
Mark it. Yeah, there you go.
Come on, it goes!
Which way was I? I'll let you down!
Nothing.
We I have plenty more sorry pops
You know why I didn't give me why they give you my sony papa for your power again. No, seven seconds
Oh, it's yelling at me
Save the power
The power when you're in the extract if you need it. Yeah, if they push then you use it last second
Good much, good much. So what you getting to this extract? It's bulletproof by the way, you know
Get in this now in front of open
It lasts 10 seconds if they push you just pop at the last 10 so they can't kill you
Got a boss, got a boss!
How long is the power up last? Like 10 seconds, right?
I'm talking so much shit in 10 seconds.
I don't think they're going after you.
There's still 16 minutes left.
Did I go back?
fuck you I'm going home good work boys good work good work boys one kill and 4.2 million dollars
What's one you get with there?
4.2, 4.2
4.2, 8
What's one kill?
Oh, he's got it
That's 10
10 plus
4 plus
That's 16 metal
Let's fucking go, see that's one second
Did you encounter the double?
That's with the double, yeah
We got you, we got you
Yeah, yeah boy, yeah
Yeah
I'm gonna carry the game
I don't want to push that back home team.
When the team is down and out, I don't want to push it.
I know you guys are big shots.
I was trying to call out to the mountain.
I was cooking out.
You know how that guy right there, he wrapped around.
He had that whole dirt road.
And I got out of there.
I wanted just to focus on the right hand.
And I got out of there.
There's had to bring it on the back side, had to bring it on the bone collector.
He got some back shots, bro.
Yeah.
And then when it is, it happens, it happens.
We feel good recovery.
Good tip, peanut.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
But the team leader does.
What did we get there?
The team leader does.
These guys are going to be here till the end.
Yeah.
It is kind of a save me left with 15 minutes left.
We have to kind of wait now.
I shortened this shit up. Good thing we two people we killed right off the back
Even I think they just died too, so that means
Yeah, yeah, you just died I just
Know they must have got a
Yeah
What do we have that lives right or I guess the twenty four five before
All this round or this round
My best case scenario points, best case scenario, everyone dies and we will have the most points
that game.
But that's Team Hispanic could go crazy.
They have two alive here.
We lowkey need them to die.
kill some of PTP are as well. Yeah, everyone just died. Every day. This guy is one. It's
one B three. We need to use spanish to kill somebody and then die.
team. Oh, that's it. That's it.
Yeah, but now people's BTB is
going to get points. Wait. Team
sis has 40 mil. Yeah, we need
sis. We have 40 mil. That's
four million. Oh, it's four
million. We need them to win
here and there's the last one
right here. They're right. He's
right. He's right. Crazy. It's
perfect. This is perfect.
When we ambush them I don't know how I didn't kill like three people when I was when I was doing solo up there at the church
You saw it boy. I was I was a good compliment
Tank when you got fresh armor you fucking tank. That's what we trim. I got the trade off right there
Yeah, dude that guy flashless. It is so insane bro
outside is crazy
That's not what the inside of a house looks like
You see that
You said this is definitely enough time for me to go moisturize my salamander milk
These are really big out players they are on Lord Bunk's level
They brought me in this tournament to clean house. All right, buddy. Okay
They had enough of the ABI
professionals winning so they brought in someone to clean house.
All right, pal.
That's why I'm here.
That's why they invited me here.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Amateurs, amateurs.
Maybe we can do like a group class sass or something.
Dude, they don't have no idea what he's saying.
One of these guys is going to get right at you.
I feel it, Drew.
I
This guy this guy I spend a long time
Looting oh, they're using thermal
But you could use thermals
Thermals is just be banned from any tournament. It's I like them
Troubles are done
two teams remaining, players remaining three. That means team PTPR has two and team CIS.
That load saved you so much. I know, I know. I just went squish, squish, squish like triple
headshot. That was the first time. Yes, yes, I was rotating 90 degrees. That was the first
when landmarks you have got bent over to the side I activated it mid shootout and I just got out in the same way
100 shots in my skull as I ran away. Oh, thanks for leaving me to fucking die
You I'm talking boys, I think we should all shit. I should have won my fucking fight see this dude his face shield four cracks
That's from me
I was alive
is there one team CIS and two team PDPRs the other way around?
I'm not sure.
First way, first way.
Also, what is CIS stand for?
Is that like, what is that?
Where is that?
Croatia, Croatia is a place, is it Croatia?
Countries inside.
Six, six, six.
the China India and special countries is what my book is tell me what what do you
wear a special country what the fuck yeah we're cool the most special country
yeah we're we're very cooler and special yeah
commonwealth of independent states is what my my other buggy is tell me common
Welcome independent states. I think that just means they didn't have a country that united all the people on the team
And they just like made a name
Just came up with a name. I mean
Yeah, we should be able to come up with a name. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want we had to be North America. We'd be like
you'd be like like
like
dragon warriors
team
DW keep dragon warriors a month. He's sick everybody would be scared
Salamander monkey milk
This is the biggest ride-off I've ever seen these they gotta just sit the patients on display
Outstanding
Well, they're smart because he's just packing the one of them. It's just packing everything so good
Yeah, but what's gonna happen is they're taking songs long to loot one of these guys is gonna get ratted most likely
Is there a reward for winning this tournament? He's gonna have to win and then the other guy someone's not getting looted out
Is there a reward for winning this? I don't know I had Jack
Racking right?
Yeah
What a cool jacket, I want it I want a cool jacket that's what I want
We're gonna break into your house and steal that jacket
Jacket is mine would not recommend
I'm willing to throw it all on the line for that jacket.
I'm willing to land all on the line for that jacket.
That jacket is cool.
Don't try to see with that jacket. It's a cool jacket.
Have they moved it all?
This is so good for us.
Yeah, cuz one of these guys is getting ratted this dude Arvin's not gonna have time to loot and extract most likely
And these other guys are gonna lose the body maybe both of them
Freaking out right now
He's freaking out
I don't even know that guys keep one plugged in
Who killed the first one other good big rock star winds my set the stairs
Slammed is that
I think it's very intense.
That's the guy that was looking for more than his rich chance.
This team Jail Cell?
Oh.
Who played? What suit is this guy on?
He says PT...
Wait, what is PTBR?
That's...
That's like Pacific Territories of Battle Royale.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, Portugal Brazil no Portugal Taiwan Brazil
Yeah
the same thing. Do you eat peanut butter? Are you a Skippy or a GIF guy? I don't eat
peanut butter. I'm a peanut. That's my poo landmark. That's my poo. That's like asking
you if you dig your hand in your toilet and eat your shit. That's not a question I'd
I'm just gonna ask you.
We're greeting so hard for this.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
You're telling me you never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
No.
He's definitely a chunky peanut butter now.
You guys are literally feasting on my shit.
Think about that next time you have your PB and J sandwich.
Delicious, delicious.
Welcome.
some corn last night just for you.
That's fine, I like it crunchy, you know what I mean?
Go ahead.
Crunchy peanut butter.
There's a lot of options, but I feel like Arvin's just lost his patience at this point.
Oh, here it is.
Oh my god, they're moving.
Oh, he's looting!
Ah!
Dude, are they gonna wraith portal?
Lookin' around, clearing angles.
Here he goes, boys!
Here he goes!
No, they're gonna kill him.
I had the bottom up, that's it, I didn't make it to the other night.
the game's up three minutes 40 on the clock unlikely that someone has I mean
there is there is a commission extract right here in this RV
phone booths extracts work differently now we got phone booths all you're right
they're doing the Hoosie-Doozie you close up the way do we just wait 10
minutes for them to go separate ways okay they definitely got told
I think that's good. I think that's real good
I
Get out of dodge we I like it
What did I just say? What did I just say?
What did I just say?
I got a bungulator over there boys!
You got a bungulator!
Converting down on the tournament here boys!
I don't know if I would jump down a little bit of Rocksball
I think I would just do it the normal way down there
Your abdomen is also in a hurry
And you know how important is the forcer anyway?
I just realized that we're not allowed to look at our chats
because I've been looking at my chat constantly
I haven't like, at least told me anything
be anything but I'm not streaming for four hours without looking at chat yeah i think it's fair
even if they told me something i would have no idea what they're talking about
so don't worry there i think so i'm sure you got some boboof
these guys are getting out safety and easy
Where's having good not sure
This is
Put two people to phone booth
Yeah, you can never watch phone booths you jitter
What's that? I think it both fit there
People is a bit of an ass, but you know physics and counter time are very very short
Yeah, one minute left on the clock. They are getting out nice and safe and fine
Do we need these guys to die? Are you guys the ones in first?
No, they're not
I'm not sure this is still a really good one for them though
What is this?
It's not the best badge. Oh, he didn't want to lose too much. He didn't want to risk it. Oh
He got he got two guns that
Arvin's
had the wall which you can use it as a solo but it's much more of a team play kind of option.
I'll send Mr. Malone.
For whatever reason he did not feel comfortable securing that loot and that's going to be a massive win for team P.T.
Not going to lie I was laying on my floor watching that.
Hey Gwyn, coming in with 3 and all, getting 2 out is crazy.
Watching this.
I was disappointed with the Russian dude just sitting there, jorking.
Yeah, and opening shot each other, we waited for 10 minutes for nothing.
That shit done pissed me off.
Where are the scores at, boys?
Where are those scores at, boys?
Probably not looking good.
The Brazilians are pulling away with it.
Uh-oh.
Chama.
Hippie.
What?
No way.
Come on.
Just have the time of his life.
This guy, right?
You can laugh.
You can laugh.
You can you can you can laugh at him. He was owning this game, right?
That kind of a comedian, but he was hella old. He was doing so much damage this entire game.
No, the chat was snitching and they were getting damp. That's not so much sex.
You need to come out of the house! You need to come out of the house!
You need to come out of the house!
What are we gonna do?
You know, they're unable to help landmark survive, but is it able to get out himself too?
We're doing pretty good
You didn't kill that guy by the way
Yeah, thanks
I got a smoothie what we fucking those guys up
that. It was on the side of the screen. It's not up right now.
On the broadcast. Yeah, I'll keep it on the side. Keep it on
the side. Oh, I'm watching. I need another beer.
I did it. You gotta be locked in for a second. I mean, dude,
if you want me to get another beer, fine, I'll get another
beer. Fuck. Sorry. I didn't mean to press you. But if you do
Get one you're cool. I'll think about that. You got mine. We're back bear it back
Let me maybe get a new kit together one moment boys
Take the most recent bear in it here we go
I'm perfect. I'm gonna go was it gonna go
Um
There we go
These guys back up
Show me those scores
I'm team was we're first place hundred percent. We are in first place hundred percent go down in my mind
I'm sure about it. We have we have we're winning this tournament. This is our tournament
Because I think we got new ones
And we are the best we are the best we are the first place no doubt
We've read this last one though, 100%
That's why thank you, Genji
I thought you're gonna first me I just started doing it myself. I was like what the heck am I listening to you now?
This is pretty sick though and guys one quick thing to mention ABID just in the chat
But also you're looking for a twitch DM from Maxwell
So look for that message him if you won and you haven't gotten hurt for me
But for the most part he should be pretty on top of everything
He should be messaging you if you guys names show up on
Blast it I feel like a hundred guys and got out with a billion dollars worth of loose
I could buy a 747 without a doubt there
These scores act they're holding them so much. They don't want to know what they were winning
That's me that's me on the big screen
Hello everybody
yyyyyyyyyeeee
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
and until we still get in and we still have to screw this game
we're taking home the gold!
it is hard to land!
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
brought the big screen, brought the big screen
it's gonna go forever and ever
I'm gonna just gotta keep on like as if you're a fan of me
Yeah
last action for CIS. Who's those scores at?
I don't want to be biased but I enjoyed watching the duo madness earlier with
Rockstar and Imo and I'd like to see another risk like that again because it
was a big risk that they did instead of maybe scooting up some bodies they
decided to go for the duo push at the extra I want to see an absolute free
in this last match that's not where the bell goes again and bigger better
maybe just a bit more chaotic but like I was a guy in the middle really sorry for
other man who's that guy cuz I can't imagine this live from the game yeah
hmm yeah there's a how you drive a boat fuck that every minute you're at your
aim gets 10% worse and it's uh it's real it's real uh he does get out with something seal
absolutely just blasting the guy for extracting with an expander but um it is what it is
seeing what you've seen seal like we're gonna see are we gonna see a see a fight for the high ground
again you think we're going there again you think we're going there with every team or
do you think we could maybe see a little bit more aggression on other points of the map
Paid killers we got paid killers
You're sick to both, but yeah, I'm pretty sure that once we have one fight happen
Send it up everyone's gonna hear it and just want to get their piece of the everybody
Oh, yeah, good to see you. Did you see so much showed us the scores? Come on. Come on. Yeah, I want the score
Yeah, well, I want to know I want to know how much we're winning by but in first place
I think we need to full send it no matter what. Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, we got it.
That's a stupid idea.
Hey, I got a big point.
Yeah.
Yeah, what the hell was that, Tray?
What kind of stupid fucking idea was that?
Don't worry, Jake, I got you.
Thank you.
Somebody said the gas pump a little too much.
What the fuck, you're so hard.
Fuck.
Don't Google Bake Jay Kitten Run 2008.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I
Hold up wait a minute
See what's going on around here
Police record or a porn
Oh my god.
God damn.
Okay, last, wait is this the last round?
Yes sir, lock it in.
Lock it in. I'm transcending it.
Fuck the fucking...
Lock it in.
Where to? Where to? Call it.
Hmm.
Let's go.
Let's go.
At the radio station, I'm going.
Yeah, we gotta check the safe.
We kill the team at...
Honestly, if we fight...
Villa?
If we get a red, it's 20 mil.
We need to go for like, villa.
We have to go for the red.
Yeah, if we kill the team, we get four kills and we can get a dogpack extract right there.
I need the money.
Oh!
Yeah, that actually went...
Got him!
You're out of here.
Oh, I got him.
Dude, I got him, I got him!
No, I got him, I...
I got him!
You're welcome, you're welcome, team.
You're welcome.
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part!
I'll do that, I got the best luck.
Oh
What gold coin oh
What in the fuck is that stupid purple bullshit? What is that? I don't know
They stay stand nice. I
Don't even see that item
What do we do?
This can be a risky cross
Might have to get in we might have to get a little crazy boys
it's a little wacky. Oh, I hear it. So I'm crossed the beach, just crossed like a little
bit ahead like the trees.
Okay.
Oh, the voice.
Like to the right of this rock.
It's a beeping noise.
Yeah, just go around here.
Stay up, bitch!
Come on.
He's got a suppressor.
Did I answer something?
I got us.
Remember your abilities if we get caught with our pants down.
Remember your training.
There's a quick-summit, a shorty pop.
These are the simulations.
You're faster boys.
Locking.
There's some burbs here.
Watch out for the burbs.
Oh my god.
God yeah.
I'm going to the toilet.
Picture me, Pap.
Push in, push in.
watch for the mannequin be careful
watch for the mannequin people here
there should be one on the team here
there are two pushy made to come here
trifle with the likes of us
I would mess with us
I am not one to be trifled with young man
the same should be the red
We need a red
I should know what here
You're a Donny.
I said, they're two pussy-mayors.
The Donny boy.
No, Red.
There's some shots to the door.
Ooh.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe people come in after a while.
Why is nobody here right now?
We should really play this one.
I don't think it's stuck, but what's that point, man?
I didn't know our points.
No idea.
What?
Don't we win the game?
That's not right.
That's... wait, they said four, you know?
They said we only went up four middle from the last round, but there's no way that's right.
Yeah, that's not right, man.
That's not right at all.
That's not right.
We had more than that, just kills.
I had 4.2 million plus one kill, that's double-placed, that's 10 million.
And I had two kills from Jake and the kill.
I had a kill with Tony and two, brand one, that's four.
What's that, 4.2 million?
That's a piece of four, yeah, that's the eight.
It's not correct. We need a big run here anyways
Did they did they count that up or just like we can guys guys guys guys. What are we doing?
Well, I don't know
Hit the safe in the middle maybe get a red
It's a little risky. I think we should play safe. Did you see last game? They all fought at the one same as five
Like it doesn't matter if I built it
I'm not changing your mind anyways. Come on. I think we do it. I think we get there. We go we go crazy
Wacky
I need you to go to the whole bar.
Get a small safe in there too.
One of you guys go for the...
Got you.
Watch the bottom.
Watch it.
Wrong, wrong one.
Down there.
You got it.
I've got a red out of the small safe before.
You touch that wall and like,
lock that in your whole mission.
Take that!
Die!
Come on tell me there's a red in there. Needle something, something.
No reds, I repeat, no reds.
Each one taking any purples or no?
No.
Didn't go right here, there might be two.
They're probably a team held up in here, so I don't think I can go there.
That's a terrible push.
Yeah.
Oh, wait for me, boys.
I said, we've got to leave without us.
I'm waiting at this point, yeah.
Yeah, we've got to come back in here, playtime.
I know it's not what we wanted to, but we've got 30 minutes.
He's mapped with 30 minutes.
Yeah, I mean, we've got a rat.
We can't.
We'll be fucking exit camp then.
Oh, fuck yeah, bud.
Well, you think there's a team at the factory, probably?
Oh, dude, it's kind of hard to exit camp now on this shit,
because all the fucking...
I remember that also people fucking thermoscopes so we need to watch out for that
Mm-hmm
You good boy good boy captain
That's where you're the captain
Nice nice
Watch one of these a couple of these is that oh
Woo!
You just joined that.
Bet you can't do that.
Huh?
Wooooow!
You get so sexy.
You're not as good as I am with the nice Mr. Landmark.
Watch it, watch it, watch it again. Maybe you can learn.
Why do you think you can learn?
Watch it, you ready for this? Ready for this?
Ooh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh
Round the back squat jump and then back in the pocket just like that
Okay, that's right big man. I'm better. I was ten guys better
That was the equivalent of yo-yo-ing but walking the dog
all the way down here to the right and sit by there because if someone gets out of
quarter they're going that way probably yeah pretty much probably I mean I feel
like we may as well get closer to the action that sounds like it's where it's
gonna go down get wavy I'm getting wavy
I
Looted uh, we looted all of them the rooms, right? I I looted anything I
Hit main safe give that safe in the middle of the thing. I had to say straight at the back
Mr. Trey wait what saves did you hit the back safe?
I
Should lead the dirty bubble
I can we lose the dirty bubble
Like a 10 15 second animation it's my you guys just got me
We're doing good
Off the off that's a that's a big dirty bumble. Can I go in the door?
She's got you guys got me. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
Don't fucking fucking army guard me. God be got me. God be got me. I'll work it. Oh
My god, he's doing it. Oh my god
I think 11 in change of things
I'm getting your...
I'm getting your...
GG, got an antenna.
It's all garbage!
Yeah, I can't get that through, but it gets amazing.
Who's garbage?
Trains get in the max, what if...
Oh, go protect them.
I wouldn't turn on the stop machine!
What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get?
Someone's gotta finish it off.
Wait, I'm playing?
An album!
I can't even lose it.
What do I weigh?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
The exit is collapsing.
Get out of here before it's too late.
We must win the video game.
Dude, we gotta win, we gotta win.
We better, we better. This hill, this hill, I don't want to
get shot on this hill from back.
I'd rather clear this hill first.
Then we can go for the back safe too.
Give it time.
Give it time to play on anyways.
You know
All of the boys I just want all four of us alive
Little bit
I'm shipping I'm shipping car
I got the sippy cup in my Zerp. I don't know if anybody can be earlier. I kind of I kind of want to go out there for that safe
I'll do it. I see you guys! Oh, it just came out. It just came out quietly. Oh, that was lovely.
Oh, yeah, that's honest, honest me.
There's another one right here.
Take him out quietly.
Got him!
That's not what I was saying.
You know that, I was loudly.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies.
Another one!
I know it's at your stage.
Amiss!
On purpose.
We're riding stride. It's not going so well.
This is actually what we want.
Do we get up?
It's all garbage.
Alright, now we go over here and we're going to go up to courtyard.
We're going inside a little bit.
We're gonna get a little crazy there 20 minutes. You know how peanut went up through that right side
We want to we want to go up that dirt hill when control court year from that side again word
Eat some eye drops
Oh fuck was that four million last round
Stop the cow stop the cow
Now, could we're four players with four million?
There should be 16 million.
We should have 12 more on that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they found that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I think they screwed up our scores, boys.
The most kills for us, Robert Parrott.
Make sure you boys take your blood pressure medication.
Think we have.
Which we have for three rounds, bro.
I hope they are dead scabs we just walk right you probably
in the sticky sticky action sticky sticky action
please our resources up this way right yeah those factor I think
I
Sound like it
Pull out you're gone. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm on a bus
There's tangos copy Roger over
Well, I hear them yeah, no, that's been up. Oh, sorry people don't
I
Worry to miss the fighting
You see that guy quietly try oh my god
Great
If you would have be a scratch
He's here
Yeah, there's that scouts they're gone. They're gone. There's they're down there. Why was that fact you think come on?
We watch over the cell a little bit for that rotation now
The magazine is here someone was here
Yeah.
You take that in the tower.
I think we have to.
We need to do something here.
We're in the couch there.
Yep, there we go.
This is where it exits at too.
Did he try to escape that?
He didn't try to escape our carnage.
But, he's instant, he's instant.
They bought two big bodies right here.
We need to grab these bodies and we need to secure one of you guys inside.
What does that mean?
Does that mean you're dead?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right here, grab this body, grab this body, grab this body, grab this body.
We need this, we need this, we need this.
Grab this body right now.
Yeah, on the bus, on the bus.
Goop, goop, goop.
And then Trey, come over here.
We got 1.25 million.
This guy's a thermal on his thing.
1.25 million.
one point two five million this guy's a thermal on his thing one point two five
million
me another GTA stream of arc ranger puss and Barry
her baby, her baby, we'll discuss later
oh that's two more peeking right here
good level
hey, hey, hey
I was on the left, I'm the only thing to the left
I can't see you, I can't see you
I got the other one, I got the other one
there's one more on the side
I'm smoking you.
There's a guy inside, right?
There's a garage out front in the garage.
If you walk through that gate to the left, there's a bar.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
We're not fighting. We're not fighting.
We just need to cover one.
Two cover, one loot.
It's all done.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Two cover one looted all time. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep
Give me that
It's too long. It's too long
I can't pick up this guy. It's too it's it's too long
You know it was to see my god, I'll just take my job my god
I can lose your speed up. Hold up
There's a guy up top up top here. I can't pick it the whale shit
It's a whale, thanks, there's a guy
These guys believe it. I'm good. I'm good. Hey check
If you look through the gate, you're looking through something to the left in the car
I'm just being careful crossing that.
Wait, how many of you can think of anything?
You know, do you have a smoke? Can you smoke like right here?
Wait, hold on, do we have a tunnel? Okay.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
No!
I killed him.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I need help, I need help. I'm gonna push.
He's across the road.
You have smokes? You have smokes?
You haven't told me to go after that helmet!
Fuck you!
I got me killed!
That's for the wall.
He's my eyes on me.
I'm gonna die here.
I got them up.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I got it.
I got it.
That was our win right there that we could have won.
You could have won the whole thing, we could have taken it home!
Well good, I looted two guys. They're pretty geared, not the most, but I also got like three to four kills.
I got two kills.
Okay, this is good. I say we just back out. I do.
I might even got the first one that pushed you down, sorry I couldn't see the second one.
No, I mean they were just on me. I got fucked up and then they were just on me.
Hey, the helmet guy!
That went from me winning the tournament to us getting like third place in
two and a half seconds. I cannot believe that just happened. I cannot believe that just happened.
Oh my goodness.
I'm going to be a saboteur.
Saboteur.
Who kills you right there?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I kind of need to click the report button and see what the name is.
I don't see a report button I can't do that. I can report you. Yeah I can report you.
You remember who's like the EET and rock star? Oh and
they are glorious. Team Hispanic? Really? The team Hispanic? Yeah.
They're also second but they're not right there so.
Oh gotta select a behavior gotta select a behavior. I think you might be good if I just leave.
I
Really all you can do he is leaving the game fucking sh a bunch of stacks of ammo
Here we go meta part of get out and everything like this is to be good. I reported you Jake
Why don't you know that I reported you for leaving
Those two guys that killed me are gonna go fucked on a loot
Yeah, but but I would just secure what you can because you're not gonna get too much more like if this isn't enough then
Getting a little bit more is probably not gonna. I see you buddy kill all I
Mean we also have three killed and you have two kills. I think I have three
Now I think I got four I cannot believe that happened. Oh my goodness. I cannot believe that happened
What'd they say?
Oh, it's got a little jingle.
A little bit of groove.
Got a little something jumping.
Yeah, that thermals a lot.
I know, I know. That's what I was sad about.
I'm kind of thinking you back there and kill both of them.
You got that easy.
I don't think so. I don't think so. Not that it's panic.
I really don't think I do
Cuz I don't have much extra like that. I have two two six on me. I think I could pack up pretty pop
Not like this music people I don't know if there could be another team that they're like nice
They just said is that the last people you know, I don't know that because it hasn't been that much fighting right now
Five mil four kills. Oh, we did not think
God that's 18 and then you got to have a lot
22. Yeah. And laugh at 22 mil.
They see our other score. They're
the guys that would be killers are
still there. They might be looking
for me for a while. He's Arvin on
Mixwell's team. No. Oh my god.
Arvin is just sitting there.
Armination!
Jerk and his shit in the corner again!
Oh wait, no, okay, the-
Tracks in and Mixwell killed me.
Did the EU team did?
Yes.
We killed the EU team, I think.
I believe we killed the EU.
I swear to God,
we said he had been 10-1 minutes with Armin in the fucking corner,
and they all just leave again.
The cut corner?
Dude, Armin, look at him! He's just said there again!
We got down the redo the counting for the first one. Yeah
I was pretty sure last time that this fight was gonna happen and we waited 15 minutes for it and ended up
Get it out like this
I kind of like this, the next one I'm shocked at.
Big body move to a big body move!
And he's too big one of these guys are a team versus Armin.
Armin's a guy from last round, he got them for 10 minutes and then left.
So if P-Nut got 8, he got 4 mil which is effectively 8 mil points.
Yeah.
If he had got 4 kills, that's 8 mil points.
If he had got 16 mil, we would have got 4.
Yeah, yeah, maybe it's half points?
If we misread it?
Oh, divide by 2.
to divide by two.
Yeah!
Not multiply.
Oh.
That makes more sense.
One thousand loot to his 500 loot.
I need Arvin to kill one of them, please.
Y'all ever do two hot dogs, one bun?
Fuck yeah.
That's double-grizzly.
I think that there's another one there.
Yeah.
Less carbs, more protein.
Well.
I thought they only did that in prison.
Wait, last round it says success with like six mil for good.
I think it was four, right?
4.2, 4.2
I just got delivered, and I just came cooking
Oh my goodness
Fucking 16.4
Great job, well done, great job, well done, gentlemen
I said in the 3rd, look at this one
Holy crap
Holy crap
Fat boy, you let me enjoy it
I earned this
I earned this
and Arvin's gonna let them get away.
Oh, Arvin, Arvin!
There's no way Arvin let them get away.
He's so known as Swapy little lady.
Arvin, what have we been doing here?
Me and all my homies fucking hate Arvin.
Arvin is gonna be allowed to swoop up whenever he wants
and get himself out in small factory.
I don't know if he's not gonna be aware that they're
gone for a little bit here, but he's got seven minutes
to figure it out, so.
He's jorking his little shit
Well that team is there for I don't know close
Dude
How many kills did we get we got a lot right you got six I got zero
Holy...
Jacob 4, I got 2.
And dude, if their score is right and ours isn't from the last round,
we should be well past them, and I think we could edge them, if you will.
Yeah, yeah, we could edge the Hispanic teams, and maybe even take first place.
We should be way over them cause we got 16 mil last one so it's like the 30 to the 30 to the 80 mil
I'd like to bring up a fax
And that one was just like fucking 20 mil just there like almost like that we should be yeah
Would you guys mind if I brought up a fax?
Okay fine fax
Fact 11.8% of men in Russia are circumcised
I know it's a bit of a luxury, but like this is why whenever I'm playing I can't wait to see that I'm braked.
Thank you for that intermission.
Thank you.
That just made my whole money.
Honestly, who cares if you lose?
He's right!
I think we're all just one, you're hearing that.
Mm-hmm.
We're all winners now.
Might be hiding Luton is for skin.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just fucking recount.
Yeah, he's hot, yeah.
He's hiding loot in his force kit, exactly.
I'm just gonna get that one positive.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that.
I'm just gonna put somebody on the team, maybe wearing a headset.
Just to give the info that you're looking for.
How's it going on here?
It's having, you know, four people here.
It's a little bad here.
And it can sometimes be the difference between when you're in the team.
It's not gonna be.
It's not gonna be.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
My morning is not.
I keep you good out of that shit.
Ahhhh!
I give you a bite of my ass to give you if I could, sir.
It's absolutely divine. It's absolutely divine.
I think we absolutely see it my way.
You do not have to do that big man.
I see you are pissed with my babies.
But you do not have to do that big man. You do not have to do that big man.
Take a break.
Yeah
He got me
I the third one they got me they killed they killed you and
Then they I killed it. I killed it. I killed you and then two of them ran up on me killed me
They got the body that you have
wait we can't i didn't realize you can get to me
i thought i was gonna say god
i feel like sardine dude
you get a lot?
we did try earlier but we couldn't get out there
maybe we were doing it wrong
it's fucking arvin guy
i was too thick i'm not quite there that was
dude
oh my god
fucking arvin
that's word of god
i hate him
And I see how doing on that
Everyone on the map is gone again except for our but he's just crawling around he's looting me
That's literally me taking the dirt. He's voting us. That's why they
Put an asshole
Do my SOTY pops out I need those
Oh, Arvin's on 200 pinks, so what we're seeing is like two minutes to late, three minutes
to late.
Hey, that's not how Pink Wigs works.
No, I think that works.
That's not how Pink Wigs works at all.
I don't remember, it's like the KBPS?
Yeah.
Like that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
MBS.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, MBKBBS.
MBKBBS.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Three minutes, 20 seconds to leave.
You got to carry the two.
Oh, I didn't carry the two.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Honestly, he's probably doing this yesterday.
We're just now seeing it.
100% on top of all the mags, will be attached and ship
all the time.
There is only like 80, so it's only, it's like a minute 20.
Yeah.
But yeah, maybe an hour, hour 20.
I hope Marvin doesn't make it out.
Fuck this guy.
Dude, I think I have 16 minutes to do it, look at him.
He said the future.
Did you have a BBL?
Didn't, I don't know.
The 7K, it's like one of us would love to see a 4 on the map, eh?
Yeah, they just grow it on trees, they just go plonk...
This dude should have continued to the hill and just lay there to pop him.
I don't know if they do use their...
...orvans just speachy...
...and crackle it.
Look at what Pamela this guy has, oh my god.
Orvans literally carrying a seed by just sitting there doing nothing.
Does he even have enough time to get out?
I'll die. I'll die. Is there an
extract in here? Maybe they will
sprout into like beautiful DVC
12 trees in the future. Maybe
maybe this is the start. No way.
If we have to sit here and he
doesn't even make it out, I'm
raging. I'm raging then. Come
into a garden sent to me.
I don't think he's making it.
there's an underground telephone
I don't know the number. I don't know what I was getting out. I know it's oh damn it. He does get out
there's one right there. Yeah. Yeah. 13. Yeah. I think it's good. It's good. It's good.
about 30 oh I'm putting you know I'm so this but I got a little right there oh
my goodness oh my goodness that is not fair actually that's pretty rude what is
taking out is what Jake is getting out like what's taking out like five no way
this guy is ultimately 35 seconds under the map when he's the last one on the
map I hate Arvin I hate Arvin maybe like picking like one team fuck Arvin oh my
I would have arvin was playing in there the whole time we were there
What he was
This guy this guy
Two times in a row our last one's landing getting out other teams getting out with Brazil and
And Hispanic, so that's switching.
Biggest round last time of the year.
You had the seed spot last game.
The last game was up on the hill.
Up by the turrets.
Mm-hmm.
So.
And Marvin.
Now it's Arvin, you dumbass.
Not Marvin.
What about us?
What do we do?
Because they got the bad rocks up the cali.
They got the wrong score.
What are they talking about?
The wrong score.
But you know, in a tournament, somebody wins, somebody loses.
And it is, obviously a lot of RNG does come into it.
No, no RNG only skill.
Only skill.
Did I just watch you mess up mannequin that you bring four times to the knife?
I'm gonna come to the video game and
just tell nobody hot.
Every round it's just us jorking each other.
I don't even know how.
I don't even know how.
I don't even know how.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I told you I was cool.
I told you I was cool with it.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, shit.
And they also stroke.
I told you it was cool. All right, it's cool. That's to be on the big three
Do it
Jake was Jake was lying and people up and put it about this fight was so much
What the hell?
What the hell?
You can't get the putters for not smoking the ankle.
Yeah, smoke all over again.
There's no way.
Oh.
They're gonna putter my effect is wild.
Ooh.
Oh, fuck you.
Hey, Tony.
You sure that gas?
They'll love you to a monthly gas, man.
You can get the snaps to where Alan would be.
You said you got the guy down to the level of Tony.
I got that guy the glaze
Me like a crispy cream doughnut
Lays me we are the spoils. Oh, I know we want I want over got Rob
Yeah, I need another recount. I want to see this forward. I stopped the count. Stop the count
Oh, they said production team is doing it right now recounting
forgery
We are preparing the final Sunday's at the moment guys, obviously production has to do it all manually because they're doubling up the points as well
We go here. We go here. We go here. We go here. We go
The second we can and then we should have a pretty nice winners interview
It's been a long broadcast for a lot of the EU folks, especially wait. Oh my god. Wait, you remember what they did the last API tournament
me that means it's like five but we all wait here for the final scores and then
they go you gotta go check Twitter they might do the same thing guys boys you
might do the same thing be careful be careful
why do I the same concrete guy came back and said I can't stop watching that
That gas pump video on re-peaks.
Oh my gosh.
On my entrance.
You get it.
You get it.
It's chat freaky.
And I thought it was just a real freaky.
And then all of a sudden I see Rockstar.
You're hardly here to do it.
I've not even been maxed.
I've got these guys on max.
I'm going to do the pinch.
And I thought, okay, how's this going to work out?
Because they're a solid team and it's going to go a lot of hell.
We're extracting together.
We're doing the 5v5 after this boys.
We just finished up the last round, we're waiting for the scores, and then we're doing
the 5v5.
So exciting.
We're a little late though.
an apple I hopefully the boys are still on it's just now and after so I doubt that I doubt there
I doubt that they hop on up not too late totally 8 30 p.m. It was a pleasure no fine good
mr. Merck's getting off peak I know he's getting up all the boys are pissed at you all
at me I do not then but close he is late too big sucker right there big sucker
Yeah, they are pinched everyone is getting off
Nooo!
Matted me?
Matted me!
I didn't do nothing!
I was actually struggling, I think that what juxtas said, that was up there, that was, you know, bye round two at the very least
I don't think that's an idea, who can be better than what I'm saying?
I didn't do nothing!
You tell him we'll be there in 15 minutes.
G-Rob, G-Rob, anybody who ditches is a pussy.
I feel like we did enough.
We did the best.
We got first place.
We got first place.
If anything, we got the most kills,
and that's W in my book.
I'd rather lose playing not like a pussy.
Exactly.
I'd rather lose in glory than win in weakness.
Exactly.
George Washington said that.
You saw some clutch walls come up as well.
I think the flash is...
Yeah, I've been fragrant probably.
You gotta do that.
Come on.
The T-Molt North America.
So that includes Canada and Mexico.
Well, from USA.
Yeah, honestly, yeah, what's with NA?
Well, this is Team USA.
Is everybody here living in America?
Fuck yeah!
Team USA!
You got no Canadians or anybody from Mexico here.
Is there another country in NA or is there a PSY23?
There's like territories, right?
Oh yeah!
Like Puerto Rico.
Is that NA?
I feel like you got a
Of the US so that's North America. Yeah, why is Hawaii?
No, no, it's not any Hawaii's like come and take him in the ocean really really why he's not
So
Hawaii says no, what about Alaska? That's an A. Yeah, that's a that's up on top of Canada
I think we're gonna get to see what both of Jake and you.
Wait, they didn't count it right?
Wait, we actually won.
We won?
We're missing 12 mil for round four.
We won.
We actually won.
You go way?
No, we won.
We're missing 12 mil for round four.
Stop the count!
Stop the count!
Oh my god, you beat me!
Round four!
Stop the count!
Stop the count!
Free count!
Free count!
Stop the count!
We won.
We're looking around for noise at 4 million that should be 16 million we're missing 12 million
Somebody tell him
How do we get in contact with these gentlemen?
I think we saw them having a bit of a struggle at the beginning of their PTBR, and then they
have just absolutely rined it back.
Boy, is there even a prize for this?
Do we care?
I care.
I don't want to be robbed of my glory.
That's right.
I don't want to be robbed of my glory.
I pride and ego is on the line.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
The peanut got out was four mil more than that, right?
Yeah, I got out was 4.2 mil.
Yeah.
We had more than four million. Yeah, see he's bringing it up. Yeah
And we had kills
Yeah
Wait, we won. I think they're talking about it right now
No, we had Lou yeah Lou
16 million for around four
I don't know, not my goal to make, you right?
Yeah, we're getting work for it.
It's 16 million per round for Recon!
P-P-I.
Okay, two words back together, the data is coming from maybe I, themselves.
You have four kills, right? Four kills?
Yeah, correct it down, shit.
You have 4.2 million and four kills, that's eight times two, that's 16, and Recon, Recon!
doing this for three players for almost all of the rounds is mental is crazy like
there's there's no way we would have thought they would have come away with
that I think we had it was only three of them
we had a three-man brazil walking away with this one just yeah definitely of
who that's this should be us up there boys this should be up hold up this is
This is slandering!
Liars! Liars!
Liars!
Liars!
This is slandering!
We're being robbed!
We've been taken away!
We've been taken away!
I've never won a tournament before!
This is going to be my first time!
I need this!
Celebrating Brazil.
I'm honest, okay?
This is when you're at a castle, right?
You're always gonna hide everything
It doesn't matter if they win or not
Man I don't give a fuck
Like competing with a regular mobby as a three man is crazy
The amount of times we've seen one player get out
on four man teams was almost
more than anything else
These guys got out with two players who
fully looted twice
as a three man
Do we put in the geno or something?
I'm doing it right now
Robbed
We're being robbed
There's so much work there from the spot.
We got 16M round four!
We found...
We found wind!
We found...
I'll tell you the joke, I'll tell you the joke, I'll tell you the joke.
DGS
Codes as well make sure you're checking your twitch VMs to see
Yeah, we don't know we can't right here boy meeting the recap. This is this is highway slender highway robbery
Because for the first time in this entire stream the chat is not a bi DGS everybody's
Everybody's happy everybody's reading against each other
But we've got real humans chatting against each other and chat right now
Oh my god, wait, I think they screwed up somebody else's game one because I see a red right. He's supposed to get the thing
I think the red...
Wait, we know what we won by 12 million.
And that would only be 10 million, we still win.
It's 350.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and making so long...
Well, no, they would get 9 million because they got 1.
So they missed out on 9.
So we still won.
I just feel like we saw...
Wait, what?
Wait, we come on.
Okay, the red?
They counted the red as 1 million, not 10, so they would have 9 extra.
Oh, yeah, we still won by 3 million.
We still went, yeah!
Well, putting yourself in that situation was the hard part, so...
Ah!
Dude take it, I'll win!
Dude take it, I'll win, dude take it, I'll win!
All about suffering on the battlefield has been taken from us.
I...
It's been taken from us.
It's like if they found some kind of isolated team
I mean
I think we're waiting on a recount you just said oh really we need to wait on
recount the guy in left he said we're waiting on the data there might be a
recount
Yeah
What they think it was 10 no more up by we have one time over on fire we did
Yes, we have
5 million then I had five and we had four kills Tony you had to
That's what you
Billion dollars
We're gonna get to put us to you whenever we can whenever a via icon there's tweets coming out
The players are gonna know every one of your streamers that was in this tournament will get notified
and
We are
Get that info to you. Oh, we're gonna be able to get it right now
Thanks for having me guys. Thanks for being here with me getting me through the evening and juxtaple
Oh, I still have you and any last words anything you want to say before we call it a night. Oh
Yeah
Yeah, the data guys is supposed to be going to data. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You see what I'm saying? You can check it out yourself. Play some ABI. We'll see you
very soon. Goodbye. Oh, okay. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. All right. Well, I guess
What is it again?
Hearts boys and hearts and minds.
We are victorious.
What the fuck?
Hold it guys, they're double checking it.
You are right.
Oh my god, are we really?
Yeah, they said it.
Oh my god, they're double checking it.
We're winning, yeah.
We're winning but now unofficially off the stream.
That was just like a week.
the end of the stream.
It's over.
We'll be Twitter champions.
We'll be Twitter champions.
We'll be Twitter champions.
I'm going to bed.
Good night.
All right.
Good bye guys.
All right.
Try enjoy your video.
Bye.
Yeah.
I'll keep an eye on the first floor while we go to our part two of the team boys.
Pleasure boys.
It was a pleasure.
You guys have a great job today.
You're all esteemed gentlemen.
Oh, yes. Thank you. I'm sure. Thank you. Godspeed.
Hopefully, they they announced the true winners, us, the winners, and them, the losers, the
losers. That's right. The losers.
I'll play like probably one or two. I think I'm gonna go E.
Maybe me. I'm hungry.
Alright, see you guys. Bye bye. Bye now. Bye bye.
Alright boys, time for part two of the stream. Part two of the stream, boys.
I think we may have gotten robbed, but this gentleman in the chat says, hold it guys, space comma space, they are double checking it, space comma space, you are right.
Hopefully the recount is better than that gentleman's grandma.
We will hopefully be recognizing the true winners of the tournament.
I've never won a tournament before and this is kind of a big deal.
I would like to win one and that would be cool.
Then I can say I won one
Alright now time to get the team together. We're supposed to do a 5v5. Hopefully everybody's still in I heard mr. Merck's got off
Really gentlemen can't go past 830 despite being
Very busily big meaty fellow
You think you would have more energy from all those big workouts
But he's, he might not die, he might not be playing.
Oh, he's still on?
Oh, oh perfect, okay, well then let's get
everybody together, I'm in the, I'm in the,
I'm ready, I'm in the streaming room,
I'm ready to start dragging people in.
Everybody destroy the stream of waiting room.
I'm right here, I'm right here, ready to go.
Most are in Tim's Discord, most are in Tim's Discord.
We're meeting in Tim's Discord.
Let's see, where is Tim's Discord at?
Oh, okay.
Oh, hello, everybody.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
No, fuck you, hon.
Fuck you.
What the hell, hon?
This might be a fuck you, ain't it?
No, hold on.
Fuck you.
Adam got delayed, and then it also.
He paid the price.
He paid.
He paid.
He paid.
No, so listen, what happened was,
is I downloaded the game last night to do the ad, OK?
Then I found out when, upon waking up this morning,
that you need a different version of the game
to play in the tournament, so then I did it,
and it took an hour and a half to download it,
and I made everybody in the whole tournament
wait for an hour and a half.
That's why I'm an hour and a half late.
Any questions?
Oh, what the?
Did you kick me?
I was explaining what was going on.
I have to restart now.
everybody listen up I had to download the game for the ad and took an hour to
have the tournament was an hour to have to lay it wasn't my internet it was the
game I did download before him I got the wrong version
fucking three the briefs
Take off your briefs fucking
Now let's do this thing
Fuck
We're some of that
Once cat push that cat get that one's been that's it he's like fan area
hold up boys hold up you have an eight you have an eight you made it we get it started
on up boys give me one second one short one short man I'll be taking the time you give
me a moment you got down over there you coming down
taxi honestly thank you glad you got one more fucking today's matches all right
wtm affirmations I'm happy taxis on my oh clutching
you want to make a nick I think I second command after closey enjoy second
in second in command after close nothing nothing bad sticker craft
that way you push almost done almost a really good one moment boys which is the
stream titles open your past nobody man okay I don't want to stay look at him
he this kid's cheating bro he's gotta be cheating he's just Christ look who's
I don't understand.
This guy is so good.
He's crazy.
That's me.
He might know something.
How's this guy know it's me?
I know something.
How's this guy know it's me?
No way.
We're gonna be in no way.
Five or seven.
That's great.
Super.
Shoot what they got.
Like you drew it up. Is it a full save?
Work once we do it twice back to be
Back to be
No way we can be actually win the first be
Let's be fire you
How do you know how do you know?
was it
Where the scores at?
I'm on Twitter on Twitter
I'm on a smoke door
There's a Maktain on site
That's so funny
Can't walk
Can't walk all the way
Oh no
I'm going to pull it to the side
This is like sex
I'm nasty sex
Need a break out it's a I did 71 and five with the burst fire. Oh, let's go
Push nothing. What are you talking about?
God see nothing. I'll see nothing. They didn't post anything about the winner
Yeah, one guy
You get trade man for doing that fools
April 2nd you jackass you think this is
Fuck you, I'm gonna keep this up the right. I guarantee you they will come to an ounce. I just don't win it
The true
Suits go down here. Suits go down here. It's you at Mr. Merck's ass. Let's see if he has that skill
Yeah.
7-7.
Close match, close match.
Very close match.
Very close match.
Coming up here.
All right, sorry.
Gonna boost?
What?
You don't?
This guy.
What are you doing, guys?
That was jungle.
No, that's not how you do it.
That's not how you do it.
I saw his technique.
It was all off.
He was creeping from the underpass, but he didn't check his corners.
That's gonna be a vital mistake here in the game.
There should be a guy jungle.
Look at him.
You see that? Can we see him?
Light's wrong, but nobody's out.
You see that? There's nothing behind those eyes.
There's nothing.
The weapon foreheads sweat.
That's how hard he's thinking right now.
Please show it on please.
Oh, shit.
Over the top!
Oh! Who was that?
It's over, bro. It's all over.
Those are some random guys.
Put the fries in the fuckin' bag.
Oh, fuck it.
Someone just even know he's playing CS tonight?
Perfect.
Oh, how can we fucking play this game?
That's with the Vasell duty, buddy.
That's with the Vasell duty.
One, two, many stretching sessions.
That's what will happen, boys, that's what will happen.
Stay limber, but not too limber.
Not too limber.
How you guys doing?
Oh, great.
Oh.
Kill me.
Oh.
They made the team peanut said he made the team
Yeah
Yeah, they should
Well, I'll tell you the teams hold on. Let me check the team rollers on the same somewhere
Wait, are you saying you're bad?
Yeah, yes
Team we can maybe swap it up. Let me check the teams the teams are me
Closing if we have Tim the tap man. That's basically just one man down
Player
Tim I know your story like that chief
It's a long story. I know your game big man. Yeah, okay
It's me close to Tim
Jinji Hodge versus Mr. Merck's Drag, what is Mr. Merck doing? Mr. Merck's Drag, Taxi, Rogue, and Summit.
That's even fair.
You watched me?
I was watching you. You were thrusting the air.
I'm frustrated I can't play a fucking game in. I need to lay.
Let's just keep fucking smoking.
Is that fair boys, is that fair? Is that fair? I feel like that's pretty fair.
Please, please do something.
That's pretty fair.
You ready for the strip?
Yeah, yeah, watch this drive lock it.
Well, the summer are the two best.
So I'm the best.
I'm the I'm the best at this game out of everybody.
Oh, right there by like a hundred acts easily.
OK.
Tim is booty now.
Wait, Tim, I'm getting word that you're booty, booty, booty,
diarrhea now.
I'm kind of ass down.
No bullshit. OK.
OK. Well, those teams seem fair then to you.
And you you're smart guys.
Oh, some.
Oh, I love the read you know what I think we can do we can give it a shot see how it goes. Yeah
Okay, if it is terrible then we could do a draft
We could like pick teams it's you see the thing is I made a YouTube thumbnail with like like one side with like
Our faces on like the blue side and like there's another side. That's right like the evil people
The other five guys
Yeah, you might hate us
I just think one controller player became well, yeah, but like
No, do you switch them? Who do you switch?
I'm the worst one out of the two. He
Stairs I just eat shit, bro
The inner palace or no
I'm upper. He's on site. He's hiding on site like a bit for Timmy bitch
I want Tim on my team. I want my team. That's that's a kill
If you got summit summit summit's been playing this game since the dawn of man
Summit is definitely the best one here. So yeah, that is a very real
Even playing since
play. He's on our team. What's
server are you guys at? Where's
the server? We have to wait till
they're done. We're the
We're the bottom of the row.
No, no, I'm here too.
Oh, I'm on the bottom.
Oh, I have a controller.
Yes. Oh, shit, this will be so
good. My wife is an active labor.
You give her a lot of these guys just not get off this game bro like they've been grinded see us see all these years
Go team feels like go
team
Go team go team go team
Hit the shut pitch it off lady pitch it off. That was so if you weren't be hutch, baby
Let's focus on the game. Yeah
My supposed to just join up or what when we doing we do another right now. We wait till they finish this game
Boys this in my head
Who's fastest we would the ABI turn we well we did win the ABI tournament, but they
Jack are you playing on controller today?
No, no, man, what?
What?
Yesterday you were...
You're five three, bro.
Yesterday you said that...
No, they haven't said anything.
Who?
Who?
They haven't said anything.
They haven't said anything.
You got us.
Mr. Merck's and Tim are bot.
That's what I saw.
Tim the tab makes some type of visible.
I'll just strike.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
News to the...
Nice.
Oh, dang.
That was fucking sexy.
Oh, on the right. Oh
His door, bro. Oh, he's he's ascending. I think yeah
Who DM you for the rush server need to watch for us?
Oh
We're doing trust 7 p.m. CT tomorrow. Oh my god. I'm so fine. I am so pumped boys
I am so fun. That's that is gonna be the greatest time ever
I'm slightly better than drac currently slightly. You're way better than you
You're way better than you game. Do you have to do games? Please? What do you do?
You're an end the game player. What do you want to do? You're talking about my name is
Piedad. Uh-huh. I I'm Piedad and
Did you know Chad was talking about you all day? My friends. No, no. No, I'm bad at games.
I am asked, but at least I know it that's that counts for you could be like
No, drag is truly ass
Like ha ha ha ha brax asked like this the sad way where you look away
Even if we win actually to try out a is faster. Why don't we just quit here? We just quit we can't we have to lose just run out of
all right
Oh
We are going a good concept
Yo, let's light up a CT smoke here. It's right here. X2C. X2C. Actually, I think
X2C is joining our roster, right? I think I'm not sure I remember this somebody text me about X2C
Yeah, I think you might be doing it.
Jump throw or normal throw?
Think about seeing if Spoon Kid wanted to play Rush with you guys?
That would be a legendary team up.
We are not allowed any Rush streamers into the Rush server.
They're too good and we suck.
No Rush streamers allowed.
Oh, god of them.
What if Drac and Gigi were captains?
I actually love that idea.
You like what?
I like that idea.
What did they say?
You mean you captains?
You would drag captains, team captains.
You guys can fix.
You can try.
I've never responded, unfortunately.
I was hoping we could try.
Oh, he has to be called out.
I like to try.
But he never responded.
I'll do it with the stencil.
We'll see.
I'm open to do this thing.
After that.
End of time.
So he can try to play.
Taxi, please speed this up.
Thank you.
I'm going to go up, I'm going to go up, I'm going to go up.
Oh.
No.
Fuck.
You get the plant and tell this fucker to just die.
So yeah, well, I said, speed it up.
Like whether he was going to clutch or, you know, die.
Specific on.
Oh, man.
OK, what?
Your parents are running out of me.
I'm winning guys.
They're just going to die.
But we can just win the game though.
It's a good night.
I mean, we got six, seven and nine and 11.
got a witness
died eleven
yeah nine eleven
you know about that
yeah i'm surprised you do you're in like
freaks a place
yeah i'm in vegas
well you're in jen did this
they just didn't want to be
you're in Denmark buddy you don't you don't know nine eleven body you don't know
nine eleven
This guy, this guy, this guy, act like he does 9-11.
What is that?
X-7, it's a good gun.
You should use that.
What's going to be fun in your cat?
Yeah, unreal, unreal.
I smoke actually.
Gatekeeping 9-11?
Oh yeah, yeah.
That's ours.
That is ours.
Not his.
That's ours, dog.
He's in the stream.
He's already said so.
It's Arctic.
I'm running down there.
That's true.
I was there.
Where did you get your pilot size?
I said I don't need people.
I don't want it.
Are you trying to give me a drop?
We're watching Tim the Tatman, Mr. Merck's, Rogue, and Hotz.
They're doing, they're doing, they're doing, they're doing, they're doing, they're doing this.
We're waiting for them to be done so we can get the custom game.
We're doing, we can get the custom game.
One's pushing short.
One's Kat.
One triple still.
Kat coming mid.
Nice, Nick.
That's coming mid.
Nice, Nick.
What's that?
Come on, Nick.
Get that.
No, bro.
Nice job.
Yes.
You've got to say no respect.
Just be careful.
Oh, my god.
Just lose already.
Yes.
Yes.
Holy shit.
Right now.
Yeah, dude.
Like, it's so cringy.
It's a tight game.
Just play it.
Oh, lose!
Hodge keep losing.
Hodge keep losing.
I'm like, I'm trying to lose and everyone's
trying to win around me.
Feel your teammates.
Feel your teammates.
The band won't matter.
Play games
Does that actually matter okay, maybe I don't know bitty bitty
I don't know. I don't know we should do like a VR last man standing wins
No spot of the same location
It does matter all the way what one speaking short in three seconds. I
Just got beat by this guy top ticket, bro. These guys the greatest in the game. He's back box
box. All right, box. All right,
he missed that perfect. There we go.
There we go. Oh my. Okay. All right.
Perfect. All right. They lost. Good, good.
Fucking GGs. All right. All right. We're
finally ready to rumble back. Don't say
finally. You could have been there.
I'm going to keep that one in the
chamber. I'm not going to say bro.
I was going to tell those guys that my
Inventory was worth more than their house because they said
Well, thank goodness. I wasn't the problem. You love them. All right. All right
But then they could say you have in a house is worth of pixels
And how about you you kind of the top one?
I
Sound like static is in the background of peanuts Mike is that just me like he's not just you
Yeah
Now there's something like, over, yep, uh, calling in.
There's something like static.
There's a, Wim's just saying he hears it by the way.
No, he's making it up.
He's making, well, he's hearing it through your stream.
So if you hear it, he's hearing it through.
What are the teams?
What are the teams?
I just called you!
How do I get that?
Hold on, I gotta buy 20 keys.
Oh my god.
You couldn't have done that?
I just, I wanted to watch the game.
All right, I have the keys, I have the keys.
I hear the teams.
Hold on, let's just get to the custom game first.
All right, okay.
Everybody get to the custom game you want to go private matchmaking and then you want to manually enter a code. I believe I
Don't know I don't know I don't know how to do this
We but I have a I have the code you guys are supposed to be doing and I and I don't know how to
Yeah
Manually enter a code. I think I just invite you guys and then I start a deathmatch, baby
Probably wait, let me let me get you guys all in here
Wait wait wait, how do I do a private match?
We've said we should just do a server I
Yeah
I see create a private match meeting pool. I just don't know the
Oh, wait, wait, I think I do. No, no, no, I think I do. I do because it's a go button
Okay, so I'm gonna put the code in our private chat, okay right here. There it is, and then I'm gonna press the go button
Then you guys use that code
Well, I feel like to do this you have to have your team invited to your group
And then we have our leader join that code with we get by your swap teams when we're in there
You have this cute. Oh, yeah, I'm joining it searching for players and servers five players in the private pool
cool. What happens if you get into that code?
whips is entering right now, hang on. Okay. That's a long ass fucking code. Are we getting
this code out? It's in the private chat, the group chat.
Well, I'm already with you, so I can't. Yeah, we're with them, so we're.
Yes, I pressed go. I'm not going to lie to you boys, I don't know what I'm doing.
I can tell okay. Thanks. Oh wait wait wait wait. Hunch is joined. Hunch is joined. Wait everybody join everybody join everybody join
Hunch you carry share with the class there buddy
What may be a third code right? Yeah
Yeah, which just DM me it on Twitter
It's on discord say your DMs. I don't have discord over there, bro. Please my setup does not have that
I have no idea what that means.
My discord is on my other computer, not the game that the game was.
My server is like that forever too, but you just download the discord on your game and you see you fucking bot man.
I have no idea how this guy functions on a day-to-day basis.
Mip says you guys should do the two teams and then queue.
I don't know what that means.
That's what he's saying.
I guess one person puts them in code.
Summit will host the other team or whatever
Everybody's in here, but yeah, I think what cozy joint you're gonna put us in there. I think folks. He's hard-needed. Oh
My god, oh my god, you call them. No, I'm not okay. Well somebody okay
Summit you've played this game for a long time. Am I doing this right?
most
I don't know I think this is just gonna probably hosted off your computer right so it'll just be kind of like whatever type of
consistency
think you want to
Probably get a server hosted for us off of like one of those quick sites
Chat saying pop flash or x-plank check a pop flash
Okay, we can you do that?
shit
Can't wait
I mean, I think what Rogue is saying is is like can people get my like IP or whatever
I know my internet's strong enough to hold all this is fine
I don't know. I mean it. You know, this might not be the best off in the vibe
Yeah, you're saying that we're gonna get his IP and hit him offline like you can't
As long as no one leaks this fucking code, I'm saying you assholes, so don't
I'm being more than directly the code
He joined the game you're the last fucker that hasn't joined the game
How do I do in the game? Oh my god?
Code and put it in the thing, but don't show the code
I think
I don't know where's the code? It's in the group chat
What?
We have a group chat.
Daddy, please, I'm begging you, bro.
He's gotta be right, baby.
He's gotta be.
We're getting one guy.
We're getting one guy.
Closey, go to the group chat,
and we all agreed to be here today in,
so obviously you're in.
Okay, because you're here, all right?
And then get the code and put it in the game.
They said, don't be mad at me.
You're two hours late.
All right, fair enough.
Real shit, real shit.
Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
And you're two hours late because you didn't know what the fuck was going on!
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair, everybody calm down, everybody calm down, bring it back.
I don't know what's in my computer.
Hey, calm down!
Dude, this guy doesn't even have fucking Discord!
Me doesn't know about you, look at this guy!
And I'm in here, okay? I don't have Discord and I'm still in here.
I guarantee you if you didn't have Wip's to cuddle his ballsack every day, he wouldn't even turn his computer on.
I know how to turn my computer off.
Oh, you don't!
I hit the fucking button on top of the fucking tower.
Really? Where's the second power button, Tim?
The other one's on the front, because I have two different desktop cases.
No, where's the other power button on the first computer?
Oh, I know the answer to this. It's on the back of the power supply.
Holy shit. Oh my god.
Again I'm taking on Tim's soil
Nice, we're both in. There we go. Okay
I fucking hate whips just invited me to start a chewing matchmaking
Wait two people just left. We have to have our teams preset before putting in the code
Okay, let's do that. Let's do that. All right. Okay. That's a good idea
Called xplay to make me a server when I play one of the one against people
I'm pretty sure if I just give you guys a link we can join the teams on that site and then start it and then connect this
Okay, let's do that you got that ready
No
We're so close
We're doing it the ghetto is way possible
I just want to play the game
Look inside the direct messages. Okay, are the other
Nick please please
What's the password what's the password? I know you're used to peer-to-peer bullshit. They will we don't play that game on counter
What's the password is a thing that you just said that's
Summit
Yo, I'm typing hold on hold on. It's the past one. Oh
Oh
Shit I like that password that or or it does an s after the first word no sign. Oh
You want I'm sex is made okay
One of those it hold on it didn't work. Can we have to sign into steam on this website?
Yes, I don't even know where to go. I hate you. No, it's the first one. It's exactly time
job whips yeah good chat it's the first one wait now that I've done that now how
do I join the actual game it just get dude hit join team right I'm team to my
guys join T2 login he esteem is she was just a tank
I don't know we're getting there we're we're majoring it out boys don't you
You worry.
First game's closed, boys.
You get on your remote, bro.
Just remote it.
This is just-
Oh.
How do I join the team?
You just press join the team.
The big button is to join the team.
I'm missing three guys on my team.
I'm missing Huts, Colossian, and Genji.
Where they at?
Huts, Genji, Colossian.
I'm joining blocks.
Get in here.
All righty, I'm back.
What are we doing?
You want to press below?
Oh my god.
Huts, Huts.
Press below.
Watch press the link in the group chat and type in the password that some of type below it and then join my team on the right
It's like three steps
Three steps is a big deal for you big man. You make fun of whips, but I'm already fucking in here
You know what I'm saying. I don't know. We don't make fun of whips whips is a fucking genius
You're the idiot
What
No, I have to sign into this website, but my phone's dead
You mean
Oh my god
We could like this discord call like if we got straight it on an island we could like make a simple
We're eating you first big boy
Secondly all right. I see sacrifice mr. Merck's to the gods and hope for crops and rain
Are there we can get a wall more and not find our way out
We're missing three people
Genji
and
Someone else
We just did you I did but it's not working
What where's it's where's it's stopping?
Yes, bro, he's a nerd what you're telling you
Yes, I mean for a starting game. Yeah
You know
Your steam password to your steam app on your phone
Open a web browser and then put it in there
just do a G never got
To be fair, I'd be sorry so it's it's a big group chat. I did I put that in it's not working
The first one is the first one is the first one is the first one's first
I knew that oh
My console is already clean.
You just don't open your console.
My console is empty.
My console is empty.
I got my skins.
I got this Tiger Tooth Factory new Karambit.
I'd be flexing in finesse and type shit
And you don't know you don't know nothing about the tiger tooth factory new Kram it buddy. You don't know nothing about that
You don't know nothing about that. You don't know nothing about that. You know I be it Tim you get your ass back here
You can look at this
This is buddy. You see that go ahead take a gander. Take a gander. You see that?
Oh, no, no, no, no, come on. We'll be so y'all shines in the light. Look at that. You see that?
Oh, yeah, see that boom tiger tooth tiger to the fact he knew caramity. Oh my god
Blast
My first night. Oh, yeah over to get your first bitch. All right, let's go ahead
How do we start this up the owner we got a move towards
Oh, yeah, I don't have permissions in this one to drag people so I'm just gonna join down. Okay, so I'm gonna drag me
Watch we listen boys. We are going to absolutely dominate. I want this to be a 13-0 game
I want to spit in their faces. I want to spit in their buttholes. Oh my god
I fucking hate these people
Well, this one's really fucking good, but I think he's really high, so we might be...
No, Summit gets more powerful when he's high.
It doesn't work that way. It's a buff for him.
It's a buff, it's a buff.
How do we start the match between seven and a half minutes?
I don't know, Summit, sorry, whatever. I think he's in.
wait for you guys it might have been to
was a sponsor I had no choice any other
any other time I would have canceled it
it was a sponsor I couldn't leave you
don't you boys don't watch it
let's do the same thing oh my gosh the
night front I love it it's do they say
oh my god wait tonight front in this in
this custom game yeah yeah yeah no way no way no way yeah I've got the
Krammen factory new tiger tooth so like we're gonna win
shoot please really nice him has like a $11,000 fucking cranberry right yeah
right yeah no he doesn't please him up Bob please him up with a brexit
Bixby boys
Oh my boy boy boy boy boy boy
Nice one is one is that is one's name?
Oh my
YESSS
ARMYS
We're gonna win this, we're gonna win this
We're gonna win this one, we're gonna win this
I hear ya, I think we take T and we abuse wherever drag is
We take CT and play safe. We take P. I think we listen in Faddy, P. I'm not the fucking
IGL here P. Your CT no no no no no no no no. CT no no no no no CT CT CT CT. 100%
100% CT CT CT. X Mesh point T. Yeah T let's use T. I got a beast one.
We will now be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll flash. I'll, I'll flash the smokes.
Oh.
Did I buy anything?
Dude, yes, Gen. G.
It's a, it's a Stiletto fade factory new.
Please stop asking me.
Oh, okay. It's photos.
I mean, everybody's always really just asking me.
So it's like, honestly, it gets a little annoying.
I wasn't leaking. I'm making sure I wasn't leaking.
Don't leak, don't leak.
Oh, shit. I do.
I'm right.
There's no way I'm doing this.
I just repeat that.
Guys, why did you leave me?
Why did you leave me?
Punch a kick! Kick her! Kick her!
Crack my elbow!
I'm pissed on that.
I just know.
Oh yeah.
He's playing this to abuse Crack and he literally freaked out.
He just retapped all the stuff.
Yeah, he sprayed. Yeah, he sprayed.
He wasn't even about to hurt a kill.
Hello, wake the fuck up. Oh my god
Sorry, boss. I'm sorry boss. Sorry boss. I
Got the two brothers boys. Don't worry
What the hell
Okay guys one cat one cat
Yeah, they want places on
So great that's fine guys this is save rod we're expected to lose yeah, yeah, it's basically it's expected to lose
I'm a little worried. I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little
It's a 30 no dream is that I need to power up is that where your power up power up actually send me out at all
I will save Dennis is shooting like that we're gonna be in trouble bro. No, no, no, no, I was mid-jump
As long as you guys just team captain is on his a game will be fine
Well, we know track is B and if you want to abuse track the plan will here would be to go be
We have to kill rogue
We going out fast? Do you want me to flash?
No.
Flash out, flash out, flash out.
Then they need you.
They need you.
Fast, please.
Wait, wait for you guys.
Get out of my way.
No way, he kills me.
No way, no way, no way.
I have five health already.
I don't even see anybody.
Perfect, perfect.
I don't even see anybody. Perfect, perfect.
I might push some up.
I'm sorry.
I'm not up.
Oh, I need to hit that it's such an easy shot. Oh, he's late. He's late. Oh, oh my god
Okay, guys I think they're so it guys
Little great. Oh, no, we're fine
They're driving, they're driving, they're driving, they're driving in the back.
It's a lot of your time.
It's a long game, it's a long game.
Alright, each round makes a difference, guys.
They have been walking for a long time.
Fucking wish I could.
Alright, guys, what about pushing cat?
What about that?
Push cat, let's push cat.
I don't know.
Playing up on cat.
Up here?
Be…
Oh, one right there, one right there!
How's your shot though?
Nice.
A nice one, nice.
That's okay, that's okay, I'm gonna-
Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram.
You know what's in it, play some second.
Oh!
That's good, Molly.
The AK is down.
What's liking
The way that misses right no way, okay, I can't think I for 99 of course
Like don't worry. I have it off the same thing. I think we do the same thing
No, I'm tech listen hodge I have zero kills if I don't get a single kill with this this round
I won't use the game the rest of game deal. All right. All right. All right. All right. You got this
I want to use an iPhone.
I don't know what to do with it.
Is there anyone looking long doors right now?
No.
No, they're not.
I got the light last time, I'm scared.
PCT
No way no way
Oh, fuck there's another one up there
He's at bomb site
Like
We should go back to the good. We don't have a bomb. We don't have a bomb. We have to get bomb
I'll work for it. Hang on
Oh, you gotta be a bunch of us. I think wait, there might be more amundas
I'm sighted CT. I don't have be he rather me nice. It's a TV one
I
Try nice try
We can use up no more so we're all just winning so much with the other guy
Define our leader anymore. Okay, no more
Does we can come back for this
fuck these guys
are we saving?
no we're buying
i bought
come first
watch that
go to the pocket room
yeah they're gonna op
thank good
we have an op
I have enough
You said that by nob!
I hate you like a Pokemon dude
Peanut I choose you!
Use your hop up!
I'll make you fuck!
I'm going to be pushed here and kind of.
Hey, so that was off, that was off, what did that say?
It was off.
Yeah, so it was.
Does that mean we have a smoke for Crossard now?
No.
It's going to be on site.
What's happening here?
Why?
I can't see anything because I got fucking flashed.
I can't see anything because I got fucking flashed
Oh
Mr. Merge
I don't know
Three times and I have six deaths who's well, but that is that back to you. That's
Nick
A reaper of souls is taxi
We smoke red, so I'm patting it.
I don't think we have any U-Till.
Terrible flash by your boy.
Honestly, cat worked pretty well.
One long, one long.
Oh, he just picked another.
No!
I'm trying really hard.
I'm trying really hard.
I don't know what's going on.
Mods, start pre-get 13-0.
That's not happening, buddy!
We'll do anything on that, flash and close it.
Another one, crowd.
150% now, let's go and tap.
Hi.
Watch behind, watch the mid-push.
You have to double-door, I'm off.
I lit, he's in the mid.
We have a smoke, or no?
No.
I have an aid, that's all.
Take him unit.
Here you go.
Nice.
I don't know, go right here.
Oh my.
Oh, there goes the...
I'm ramp, pushing.
Let's...
We just have to kill...
If we kill someone on site, we have free A.
Trying to fight behind you, Cloakzy.
He's like trying to fight behind an Adderall filled rabbit
Like every time I turn left you're fucking sliding left I go right you slide back right
We run at this shit go
And some it's so good
I'm running through I'm sorry behind you boys
Oh, I just need everybody to go here.
You have to flame grenade.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we just paused and I hit the stuff.
Why, he, he's dated and if I ran straight, I would have stopped moving from there.
Oh, there's one camping in the tunnels right below us.
Who is that?
That was Mr. Murgz.
Oh, my God.
What a rat.
What a rat.
Just holding that tonight.
It's not looking good.
It's not looking good.
It's not looking good.
I lose that.
I was listening to you 95 and four by the way. Listen. Listen. I want to go our CT sided team was as long as you like three rounds
We're good. We're good. She's like three or four rounds right here
No, we're CT sided team
What?
We love killing terrorists not being the terrorists
No, we just in one round.
You stop the momentum they think they're so good
Jump the grenade
So I'm gonna try and stay alive
wrap up player
That's summit for sure
I
Not mad this man tracks man. I'm sorry. Who's your side?
You know I did some it's
behind us man
But you got you nice
It's gonna be both these guys are a place that's what it's gonna be. It's gonna be
I like that knife, peanut, okay.
Thank you, good job.
Thanks a lot, old factory dude.
Alright.
You know what?
You're right.
He's on the right!
He's on the right!
He's at the door!
No.
Oh, no.
Try one.
I didn't play long.
It's the only thing working.
I didn't play long.
The only thing working.
Our best?
I mean we have gone up a player every time pushing Kat.
It's just a problem that some are still on.
Maybe do like a try.
It's not happening!
It's not happening!
It's not happening!
It's not happening!
We got this!
Look at it!
How long?
I'm just going to swing with a D.
Okay?
Alright, you two go Kat.
Who's that?
Actually, you...
Never mind.
Actually, you never mind. I'm out long.
Come on, come on. I'm here. I'm out long.
Coming.
I don't see anyone.
She pushed to it.
I'm on that side. I'm safe.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Let's do it.
Shock it off.
Oh, my.
How sucks.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Yeah, but we have said we have said we have said.
nice yo getting getting pet getting pet much i'm planning for long it's planning for you
oh my god that was actually insane that was fucking crazy bro i
That was actually insane. That actually was insane.
I have so many hours in this game.
I think I've seen someone get straightened once I have pulled it.
Did you just see that?
That guy is cheating!
I'm reporting that guy.
That was actually insane.
I'm reporting that guy.
Hey, Mac, you can submit.
Same thing, by the way.
Oh
No, I can't copy you can't copy the thing the report
I'm trying to copy the report
All of these boys
All of these boys
the gas
Yeah, sorry fine. That was the last one, but you don't have a leg so this is
So it's close cat
My god, how is that possible
I
Guys, I'm not losing 30 no these fuckers
It's gonna be 13 lock it lock it in right now. We're getting at least one. Yeah, we guys we all see what we're coming back
Who the fuck put summon on dust by the way? The first map. Summon creative a damn group!
He dead! He knew what he was doing!
Run mid to me.
Honestly, Rogue is fucking owning too.
Rogue is playing like it's his rank up match to go pro.
I
That's probably some time
What made what made it?
It's Nicky's uh, push down push up
the bar James oh
My god oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm just larking and having fun goofballing around the map.
They're not letting up.
They're not letting the foot off the gas.
Oh man.
Why?
I'm winded, boss.
I'm winded, boss.
I know we're gonna wind it, boss.
I'm winded house. I'm winded boss. I know we're gonna win it boys
How do we do that, I don't know I explain pause maybe
That's why that's why I was over the case
Quick gold back, quick gold back.
All right, now listen up team, I know everybody's looking to me because I'm the team leader.
So I will give us a pep talk.
Parker Siver.
Maybe a lot.
I'm falling.
We're doing best.
You just landed it, Tim.
You look very relaxed.
You need a break.
You look very relaxed you break you've been working hard now listen up boys listen up, okay?
those men out there
You want them forever to go? Oh
Dittie oh, yeah
She is too you want to look at mr. Merck's stupid smug face for the rest of your life because I don't
We're doing best 2 out of 3.
Get it out there and beat the shit out of them.
My goat, I'm inspired.
Let's go.
Let's do a sing.
Let's do a sing.
Lock it in.
Who's going to where, boys?
We should send 3B1A.
Yeah, 3B1A.
What about the fifth guy?
I mean, sorry, 3B2A.
Okay, there's I need help
It's probably a flat out a yo gamble a come here, okay
Yeah, just kind of look at that. Yeah, it's up long up long
Go back go back
already up already up
Oh, I didn't realize he came up now
Yeah, yeah, guys, guys, yeah, we made our bet on it.
Oh!
We're too good, children!
They didn't say, fuck you, shark!
Oh, no, no, no.
Who would do it?
Who must come in on dust?
The guy has seven years of sight!
Give me a map, give me a map.
Good warm-up, good warm-up.
Let me turn my monitor on.
That's a good warm-up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Can we play cast?
Yeah.
Tim left the game, closed his warm-up.
I wasn't even trying.
Let's really, let's start really playing, guys.
Let's actually get in there.
I lost, do we keep the teams the same?
You don't pick the maps, Summit!
Fuck you!
We are doing...
I declare...
I declare we do...
Did you say nuke?
No, not nuke.
I see me do ancient
I'm fine a new base
Okay, shut up we're doing the same team same teams. I need my redemption round
We are the right road from the rest of the game to the end.
You can't operate on my damn wheels.
You gotta be a man who's a main archer of players,
folksy, right?
What?
He doesn't know what to do with it in first person.
How do you know?
Hey, you're on the team.
What do you mean?
Once good at Counter-Strike, now Overwatch,
Marvel rivals player, right?
Yeah.
So he takes some time to get better.
You got a guy who puts dinosaurs every day.
Tim is just getting back in his element.
You have no idea the fiery phoenix in which you have a ruptured
No, Tim, Tim, if you went against me in years of war, I'd mop the fucking floor
How do I gun you in this game? You were one game off-pro
I've killed me one time
You killed me one time
Bang! Bang! Bang!
How much you put your money where your mouth is?
My anime anime anime anime anime! Whoever wins this next game
My anime anime anime anime anime!
No, you know what? No, you know what? You know what?
No, no, seriously
I'm in, seriously
I'm in
I'm going to put 100,000 yen on the line, or it was Zimbabwe dollars, 100,000 Zimbabwe
dollars on the line, 100,000 Zimbabwe dollars on the line for whoever wins this.
What's that, USD?
Like probably like a dollar fifty.
Like $7?
$2.50?
My perfect yield.
Listen bro, Dennis is better than me in this and my anime PFP guy did not perform, so what
$4,000
Guys I'm he said my bed. I'm you see my bed. I thought I was
Zimbabwe
Dollars to US dollars. Hold on. Yeah, choose a map. I told you
I would get you the last one time around a quarter for sure
No, you wouldn't know I would stand I would find one donor and I would try to walk out some fucking man
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm out of the thing. Yeah. Okay. I accept one
Plus by your man, right?
I guess he's gonna play he doesn't get to play
I mean holy shit, I'm not mad or anything. I'm fucking disappointed. I can't even commentate the lack of anything
We're discussing tactics and strategies on it.
We are just so high on the plane of thinking you even know what we're talking about.
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
First game, guys.
I mean, that was just fucking.
Hey, take a little breather.
I'm gonna stretch.
Okay.
Dude, no way somebody is powering up even more.
Are we so fucking serious?
Yeah.
I don't know what that's in place with,
but you could go to the home run.
I don't know what to do.
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna go back in that game
I'm gonna turn Nick Merck's pussy in the mush. I'll tell you that right now 13. Oh, not backwards is time 13
Oh, you will not went around and you know what we're taking CT as well
We're taking CT as well cuz that's I know that's how you want
Well, I thought we well, I thought we would get 12. Oh, wait, Danny. How do you like what are you?
Don't tell them right click does like 65 damage, but
Uh double left right click right click into the customer. That's right. I ran up to him and he sliced my shit to yeah
Left also if that's left right slows like the left right slow
Yeah, if you give back shots to someone with right click the instant I listen you only left left right
If you're you can commit to the fight you right click if he has a bunch of teammates around him
Because you want to just get in and get out you know Sam. Yeah, I'm chunk of shit
I thought you were stretching summit ginger you back
Yeah, I'm back. Yes. I just stretched our screen match
You're waiting on you
For me to accept
Summit stretch again
Stop
website again
No, wait, why do we
No, some it doesn't get distract anymore unless he overdoes it and does like super black dick blue bussing
He's even know what day the week it is
Gun game map can be connected server nothing is happening
That's what's happening to me, too. Yeah, I think we have to
it like redo it. I'm in. I'm not either. I'm not doing anything. Yeah.
Well, I might have pressed X on the thing at the top right and
might have had said just let it roll out. Oh, never mind. That's
not right. That's for me. What happened to 5v5? Well, we're
doing it right now. You'll be delighted to hear that, Jay.
Just me and him in here, but they're all in here.
I'm pretty good at this.
Okay, sweating in pregame lobby.
What the fuck are we doing?
Um,
Oh, am I joining this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I keep pressing connect to server and doesn't let me join.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I need to restart.
No, are you typing in a console type in a console? Oh, hey guys
No, no guys just for fresh the page then press connect
All that does is copy the IP and then you put it in your console. Yeah
You could go people for the beam we go for the beam we go for the beam
Mm-mm-mm-mm, good chance for a baby.
Honestly, I got a piss.
That's why I lost this last round.
I wasn't focused out.
I'm taking a pee-pee right back!
My bag!
Reloads, what on?
Let's go!
Uh, I don't think Tim is...
Oh, wait, is Tim back?
Uh, Peanut, is he not here?
I'm behind Peanut! I'm behind Peanut!
Oh, okay, I...
Get down!
I haven't did guys just knife him what's going on in the fox
Um peanut I hate guys guys your piece of shit guys. I had to tip with my team to men P2
And was already back. I'm here. How do you pee so fast? I don't know skill. Oh
Oh
What happened? Oh, we lost. Oh
Shit, I was being only we got CT anyways. We're good. We're good. See no no harm no foul. No harm no foul
Yeah, I don't really know this map candidly so that's fine
Fucking it boys fucking it fucking it boys
Let's get serious
I
Made oh, they're on me boys. Go go go
I'm coming I'm coming
I got you
Nice oh, oh, I keep it on keep it on keep it on keep it on I guess taxi what no
One shot.
We're trying, we're trying, we're trying, we're trying, we're trying.
I could have played Ring Around the Rosie since the bomb was down.
I had a 49 and 3, bro.
I had a 3 fucking times.
Oh, thank.
Yeah, I'd love to buy next.
Make sure you guys can full buy next like armor ship.
Don't don't pull by here.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm down, man. I'm walking in. I'm walking
I'm walking in. I'm walking in. I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
See if you can do damage there you come.
You're not stopping me.
I'll be...
acting with the power of a thousand suns.
Ten thousand suns!
What's that? Donut? Donut.
Giant
Oh it's locking in, it's locking in
Big round here, big round
Big round, big round
No mistakes, no mistakes
Zero mistakes, everything went perfect
It's all night!
My hand solid on the end of my barrel
I
Think about we go to be executing executing bit the Molotov
Those folks
Mistaken just in case I hear a lot of footsteps on me. Okay
One walk down I walked out a I think them bro
I just I don't get to play I would save your guns oh one is dinked over there
We were doing it, we were doing it!
He's in there, and he's sitting like in the little corner at A.
Like going from home.
Rogue is one. I don't know about Reaper.
Oh my.
Oh my.
I see you're left if you want to smoke the music.
Oh my goodness
I thought I could get rogue out and then maybe
But
Fucking one
Let's lock it in. Let's lock it in. What are we doing here? I should do a SMG rush somewhere down be
Yeah, just save make sure you can pull by next we can do something like get a pistol and all run together though
I'm down to be be be push me push me
Just make sure you can pull my neck and just run together
Oh my god
He's handsome
No.
Oh.
Ow. Why the hell is Jack suddenly killing us?
That guy's supposed to be- AAH!
I'm called. I'm the- yeah, steer left.
Steer left.
I wanna steer.
Somebody maybe feed ya, fuck.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's so exciting!
Big round, boys!
Big round!
Get one under our pillows!
Up no armor, boys!
Up no armor!
Getting a round or peanut getting a kill?
Alright, think you're funny, don't you?
Think you're a funny guy.
Think you're a little funny, fella, huh?
We're gonna lose.
We're not gonna lose.
We're going to wait for the best shot.
I need you to hold in K.
Don't just A, bro.
Can they have this?
Never mind, I'm leaving you.
No one!
Nice, B.
Big chief.
Ergon taxi on A.
Uh, one's in middle.
Look at me. I don't see one
I would save the ops
This is right. Yeah, he was what's you doing?
Oh
I did 64 to Rogue, so I don't know what that was.
Yeah, I did just one house.
We're buying?
We're buying!
We're buying!
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
They're gonna put Rogue on A every single time.
That's what they've been doing.
Smoking!
Smoking!
What was he peed you got all the bikes out of me bikes out of me
Oh
They're all sitting there is slow walking. Thanks for
Once what's out of it I fucking knew he was there he's jumping up on the thing right now I be
I'm talking about fuck those guys.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Oh my god, yeah.
It's already better than last game.
Peanut.
I do small walks all the way up here. Act like you're running away. Act like you're running away.
La la la
Gingin, you have a smoker in it?
I don't, I didn't know you liked mine
Alright, alright
No
I was just gonna res-
Okay
I think they're pushing B
Oh shit, he's right in- oh my god
One more B, one more B
It's racket
No, it's coconut ice cream
Nice. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Another one was there.
It was A, might be A.
Watch, he could have tied me and walked through CT. There's a chance.
You should have just heard him in cave, maybe.
I don't know.
I'm playing really passive.
It's A, it's A. You're gonna play.
I heard a stop on A.
I
Got him the cave entrance or whatever. I don't know. Yeah
I should say the right hutch
Cookie cookie cookie cook
I'll have enough help for this boys. I'm leaving
14 and 3 I thought
Wait a minute, hold up.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I know I didn't see that.
Fuck.
I for one think that was a great call, Hutch.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna smoke.
I'm gonna rush.
I'm gonna take.
Smoke.
There's one oh
Long a Bobby Bobby nice. We'll be able to be
Okay, if you got Bob, Nick's probably gonna be flight
Nick is probably coming from a yeah once in smoke one of the stuff
You would you watch him?
Where my
Nice, nice.
I know, you're bobbed down.
He was a, yeah.
Just trying to make up a bobbed arm.
What the heck did he go?
No!
No!
20 seconds.
Yes!
Oh, Rie!
Oh, Rie!
Yeah!
Good work.
Good work out there, Zizi.
Thank you.
Can I have a drop?
Don't worry boys, we got the up.
We are saved! We are saved!
Lock it in boys!
No mercy.
I have no utility. I think they're gonna go right here. I'm going to...
Alright, fuck them.
You want my gun?
No, it's okay.
One made it!
And I'm went out.
I
Was that a miss bro
Hey
No, I would never in a million years in a million year would drill in here.
I'm so sorry to have legalized math to make me a better shooter.
I'm fine.
I'm lost in boys.
Fuck you.
We're about to do well.
I think that's what you're last one. Last one. Last one there. So I don't know.
I
You eat my shit
We're doing it, we're doing it, okay.
Alright, fuck it.
Watch this buddy.
Dig some nodes, dig some nodes, pal.
Dig some nodes, buddy.
See that? Got your pen and paper out?
Tell me, you psychopath.
Walked out long a. Walked out long a.
Let's see right here.
Nice. Bomb down, bomb down, bomb down.
Shawty, get together.
Yeah, hush his bomb.
They could be they're gonna be on B
They're behind me! They're behind me!
I'm coming over here. Oh shit, no!
Oh, okay, they just...
Were they? Right? Yep.
I have the overwhelming feeling something was creeping up behind me you
I need a gun!
I need a pistol!
I need a pistol!
Dude, I'm telling you, you've got to trust me guys!
You have to trust me!
I got a pistol.
Boom! Bam!
Double tap him!
Make sure he doesn't come back as a zombie!
Wanna work for that gun? Watch it.
I
Have this it's much yeah, but watch my dad. They're there. They're directly by me. I'm not next to me outside of be tons
He checked it on me point that again. Yeah, it's gonna be tons
I
Play this like it's a yes, I'm probably where these smokes
What's the last one?
It's probably working somewhere behind the city. Yeah, what?
Come on boys, good work boys, good work, good work!
I had a pistol, I went in with...
Alright, go ahead and do something.
Can we do something?
Go ahead?
Can we trust me completely?
Yes, just mouse!
Alright, wonderful.
Tim, Cloaksy, take bomb, go play A. Everyone else, with me, we're going to push B. Ginger
first, peanut me, we're going to be right behind you.
Alright, audit boss!
I'm gonna let you down.
Wait till we, wait till we either one of us dies or just walking around.
Alright, we're going in fast.
I'm gonna flash you guys in.
Go, go, go, go.
I got him.
I got him.
Did you react?
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
I saw us.
one one one nice
oh my
no
I need that I mean I just need to win the fight
and can't headshot him for some reason they had him six times
Wendy
And one is a suffer I did it six times. Oh my god. I hit him six times. Did you actually yeah?
Get one. Yeah, one headshot
Is that tip those did oh my gosh shit for this round. They just say yep
I think it's like it was you got this
You got a mac 10 we have enough by this start to
Oh, fuck.
Smocked.
He is definitely there. Ask the smoke.
He streams out your breath.
They're playing a rat corner. Careful.
What if I...
I'm just baiting you to kill.
What is he gonna be fanking? One always fanks.
I
Want in force and serious boys everyone donut
Okay, this guy sprays his gun. I'm gonna swing it. I think we
Think we sold off battery and just fucking send it
Yeah, I'll slow I'll slow a lurker a lurker a lurker
You made you made
I
Know
You're rotating out
No, I made push up in push them in
I
23 seconds we gotta come
What's that here I'm planting for us
What's with these wallets out oh my
It's just a game guys
Nothing to get upset about, so that's something you should remember.
That's something you should remember through these trying times.
I'm gonna go ahead and gamble to deal with these problems.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go.
and off the court
i'm risking it for the best
all right
dock it in
hey can you come over here whoever somebody in boost
who's who you are
anybody
anybody close I'm no one's there you know that's fine they're playing tight
boys I bet what I can pick one mid voice three smoked
I think Hudge killed him.
I do too.
He's gotta be patient for it.
Someone will peek for info and I can get him.
Got one!
Got ya!
Peek that door!
It's our house!
It's our game.
I got a smoke.
smoke one
watch behind
watching yep you got it
you bastard
should we do the taste
you're too shiny
i think ct
we're just walking behind right now
let's try to get those ops
do you like them i think
He's running Joe.
Hey, yeah.
Very good.
That's how we have to play every round.
Yeah.
You're going to be something stupid.
Yeah, they're going to be stupid.
Turn, finish, show.
Just need to be stupid.
Fucking stupid dishes.
Let's do the same boys.
Close me again.
Fuck it.
I got you.
I
Know
Like one
No way
One's like that one's like that be nice
Take it take it take it take it fight it fight it fight it
No, oh my god, you know a bomb. Oh my god
Oh, is that FG close?
Oh no!
Yep, on you.
We screwed up, boys!
I'm sorry.
What the hell is a Jackie Chan over there?
What the hell is he doing?
Are you seeing that?
Last one's made, last one's made.
That was that!
I'll hold it.
He's going CT.
Jin, you just watch that.
Watch the next station.
He went the other way though. Yeah, he's gonna take it. He's back on me. He's in bed back on it. He faked it
He faked it. Yeah, I got this. I got this
What's this you look down right now? Is she in cave cave? Yeah, he grabbed it. He grabbed a case saving
No, he's not saving you grab it up. You grab it up. No, he's not. Oh, yeah, he grabbed up and he's saving
He's still sitting right there. No, he's sitting right there boys. He's not willing
My god, he is
I use like it for exits
You might die. Yeah, I'm gonna die. It's fine
At least what
To call the gold
I'll make one thing you want in for a one or in for a four
Up no armor you got me a glial are you fucking doing here?
Lock it in lock it in
They're gonna be they're gonna need stacking a they're need stacking B. They're here. Nice
We should have fun it we should have fun it take it take it
Nice
Yeah, yeah
Maybe yeah, I
Do this fuck I can see him getting an AK. He's getting an AK motherfucker. We kind of I'm one shot. Yeah
I'm one shot everyone just stop moving and hell are like the entire fucking time
the side oh no oh no
oh no what the fuck are you doing
wait a minute slow walk
why am I gonna be fine
you're still coming around
oh no
hot shit flopped the side
and that's all dead
where was the fuck
I swung I swung
it's more like a hamster trickle
I used to hear knocked out of 30
I used to want a chicken
I could place it back in my head
That was an ace too
Oh my god and I hit it for 68, I'm sick
Swing swing swing
One made one made
Condensed
They're double hopping it
Are you kicking men with full Beretta's fuck? Yeah, I am the same as do
I just hear pop pop pop
I know what I'm doing you're watching a master at work pal
All right. All right. Show me show me the mask. Let me show you. Let me show you. All right
You see this you watching this I'm watching. I'm watching watch this watch this
Yeah, yeah, boom you fake him out. Bam you go for the real play you see that boom stop right here crouch go ahead
Quick guys quick that's quick peak
Turn right makes you do there left boom one camper right here. No going in
What right there? What right there?
Okay, I'm still watching you keep watching. I'm planting. I'm planting keep going keep going keep teaching. I'm teaching. I'm teaching
Then you don't do that
Not down
Hey, where is he? I think he's on a CT probably where you kill the first time
Let me get that let me get that let me get that hold up now. I think you should give it to the designated opera
Okay watch this stupid ass
That's the D-Push.
Someone made it! The saving you're saving!
Right save!
They didn't save.
Oh, hey, let's go and push me with a pencil.
I don't understand what we're doing.
Fucking winning.
Let's take it home Tim. Let's take it home. Let's take it home. Let's show him how he's doing.
I think you got two of them.
Oh, there was.
Found us.
Yo, good shot.
Nice.
Okay, winnable. Super winnable.
Two to three. You guys got this, shoot.
If you do, yes you do. Easy peasy.
I just heard a guy there peeing.
Can we peep?
I said peep.
You know what? I'm sorry.
I was stressed out.
Wait, what did I die from?
There's a guy behind.
Oh my goodness.
There is two behind.
Got him.
I got three there, but I was kind of cooking.
Yes, we're not losing this.
We're not losing this.
We're locking in right now, right here, right now.
Can we all buy or should we save?
I think we should save this.
We should save.
We should save.
Should we?
Well, OK, it's 11 to 8.
What about the SMG push B?
SMG push B, yeah?
OK, sure.
Let's smoke all the things.
I'm going to smoke all the things.
I'm not sure.
Get outside, get outside.
To the right, Titan.
Flash it over.
Get that down.
I'm looking at a right down.
Don't push, don't push, just sit out.
Once you're mid.
I'm going to swing this Danny.
No way he clears that!
No way he clears that!
One CT. CT in the second behind you.
No no no.
Where are you Sam?
Nice. Got you.
No I didn't do no!
No!
Sometimes.
Oh we gotta be dead in left go!
9 11 boys 9 to 11
I'm locked bro. I'm so dialed
my rocket boys rocket in
going down time mr. Merchant
yeah pushing he sucks that's what
we're doing after the day if it
when they say when they say it's the same big round big round break their money wait for
me wait for me if you want to boost up yeah
okay I'm fucking with it bro careful for med
Oh my god, he's hurt. He's hurt. He's hurt, man.
There's two there. I think we go in fast right now.
I eat this!
This is all I have!
Good. One more. One more here.
One more here.
With too many warning shots down there.
Yeah, just walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Nice!
3D1.
I have 20 HP. Please be careful.
Last mag.
So dialed.
Oh, are you back? Are you two boys? Are we back? Are you two boys?
We good? Are we good?
We good? Are we good? Are we good?
It's lagged, but it's fine now.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Off track pulls this off on that machine again.
This will be it for me.
We're back, we're back.
Alright, 11-10.
Let's take these fools to the bank.
Let's take these fools out back!
I think I think we slam slam a here summit summit probably is gonna be able to buy
though you had two kills with him yeah he's gonna be a bee I think we saw him a
I got flash, he's ready.
He's ready out first because you're the best player.
Flash.
Good.
Smoking CT.
Smoking CT.
One in the cave on the left.
One in the cave on the left.
One in the cave on the left.
Donut.
Donut.
That was like...
He's a fat man he sings!
Yo keep boosting, right here.
One mid, one mid he's peeking you boys!
I didn't have much.
I didn't have a whole lot.
You kill that guy with the right folksy?
Yeah, I did.
Yo, I'm on site, go!
Someone's working out, someone's on blind.
smoke in CT I'm gonna plant behind the box
one's gonna be inside
one's gonna be right here watching
no way I need to kill that
someone right side nice
I know that
grab, grab, grab boy
that's last, that's last
take it down, take it down
YES
YES
What the fuck, so what? W?
I've been out of spray in a while.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, uh...
Knockin' it, boys, knockin' it.
Fuck.
Uh...
I'm still poor.
Here, I dropped an AK.
Okay, yes.
Can you sell, sell to your useful?
No one expects us to go A.
No one expects us to go A.
A is true, that is true.
That's cause we lose every time we go A.
We don't have to, we don't have to, we don't have to.
We can play slow.
You all right, okay?
I got flashed, you ready?
Hey, we walked back in.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Good, we're good, we're good.
I'm going bomb cave.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Go, go, go, go, go.
No, no, they're going to be safe.
They're going to be safe.
God, God, he's safe.
Someone has to go off.
Nice, Stenny.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
Rules or is it like first to
Same as premier, what is that?
first of 15
Or 16 16
Smoke me watch me
He can be close careful careful he just had place super close
Yeah, just nading it, just in case.
Yeah, they're okay, they've spanned Molly, spanned Mage.
Careful, you have bomb.
Huch.
One minute, one minute, he's pushing!
I got your push B.
One's there, one's there, one's there.
He could be really pushed up to her.
You have a Molly?
I have one.
There's a Molly I thought was gonna bounce, bro.
I have a Molly here.
You have a Molly bastard in there.
in there. The entire team is like in a we don't really have any info the rest of it.
Yeah, he's he's he's boosting he's boosted they're all there they're all there. Yeah yeah yeah watch
watch me watch me watch me yeah I got to be out of the hole
I got it
I'm really trying
beautiful
and push up this far
20 seconds
yeah you got to go
don't flash it you can go
I'm throwing it
I got it
I
Go to your left now right now play my blood up
One there
Here's up, here's up, here's up. He probably fight here. That's one
No, he's he's in the middle right here in like tunnel or whatever. You do not get
your team mate your team is
Oh my goodness
Let's go. Let's go. Oh, I, I didn't know where the
op was. Oh, I got some noodles. I just got some noodles.
Ray. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Like macaroni and cheese noodles. Noodles and meat.
I
Not gonna get any more than that
If I want you to
Be just boosted I can't see
Yeah
Good
Talk to me what we look like nothing I'm starting to entry right now
It's a good game.
Let me go first.
Let me go first, baby.
Nobody came here.
Come on.
Outside.
He got him.
One to D.
Nice.
One could be in smoke.
I'm almost positive.
Smoke!
Smoke!
Close right.
All right, this is fun.
I should see you.
I should see you.
Oh, right side, right side.
Take a quick dog.
Right, right, right, right there.
Right there.
I shouldn't have done that.
You're going to get me.
All right.
Good boy, good boy.
Pop, pop, pop, pop.
Off on the ground.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
I'm not eating my shit from the back.
Thank you.
I want to PK with this or maybe mid.
Share.
No!
You get your own noodles and meat.
Oh I'm alive.
Holy fuck.
I'm not saving shit.
I'm holding a long angle.
Got it.
Get serious, get serious.
I'd much rather work me, I'd much rather work me.
I thought I saw a smile on your face.
Wipe it off.
Sorry.
Okay.
It's still gonna happen again.
Got it.
Sorry, Bob.
It's okay.
You're really lucky.
Should we smoke B?
Okay, okay, okay.
You want a boost touch?
Yes please.
I'm late, I'm late, I'm super late.
Hi Molly's, hold on.
We can smoke him in Molly's site and execute.
Just wait for you to, wait for you to, wait for you to.
Hey Molly.
He wins that.
Wow, he wins that.
Wow.
That's gonna be right corner.
Oh what?!
How did I miss it again?
Good job, the jab.
I'm Molly the left, Danny.
Crosshawk.
Oh!
One side, one side.
Jump in.
Nice.
Side down.
Nice.
Site down.
Nice, nice, nice.
CT, CT.
Get rid of him.
I'm alive.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my, he just pistol'd me.
I bombed.
Fuck.
I bombed, I bombed, I bombed.
Great F. Great F.
Man, I think we have, we have.
We got CT now.
We got CT now.
All up on B.
I need one in K though.
Don't care who it is, probably Cloak C.
You down with that?
Yeah, all I'm in the incredible mid-upper
Way Peter never miss
Tim I win this I'm taking you to Paris
Please win this game I love to go. I'm the only person a voice
Okay, okay.
Let me retake if we have to, Tanya.
I still don't know how to hold this sight.
I can...
It's over.
Give me B.
Oh, good.
I say...
Give me B.
Here, go, go, go.
Go back, go back!
I don't know where I died from.
No idea.
I mean, they're just executing nades first, but I should've went in.
I just need to go in there and live.
Take that ground.
I just died in the smoke.
That's...
I see that.
1v5.
Watch this.
Nice.
Show em' why.
Oh, show em' why.
You could be dead.
I
Show my oh, I'll show my you get the FPS gamer of the year
Oh shit
I didn't even see him. I can you is there like an angle that he can get that I can't on the boost
He could boost probably I don't know this
maybe I wasn't
I mean that's fucking timing
oh fuck
so good
so good
give me more power
smoke mid, smoke mid
I think he's not going to be a snow on
we'll run James
okay
I'm going to play
he's not up there as well
this guy's expecting me to walk
he's on, oh my god
Okay, what was that?
I was at 8, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
We are not losing.
Fuck.
Put the off boy.
I don't know.
We are not losing.
Oh my god. Mr. Beato, Mr. Gorgon, Mr. Pooters, my mom finds a voice to the band and I'm dead.
I'm pushing. I'm pushing.
Yeah, I pushed all the way up.
I'm playing AIDIS. I'm pushing all the way up.
Get out of here!
I need someone to be.
Okay, nevermind.
I'm falling off that.
but that's bomb that's bomb come come
fuck okay
one's still back there
I smoke so he can't push
get serious get serious go peek
smoke smoke
one's on the other side of the smoke
okay
I'm smoking for it trying to
No, he's working here, okay one's lurking upper mid in mid somewhere. I'm just holding it. We're just holding
Making mistakes
One coming tunnel right here
Summit is CT and then taxis you're right right
Oh yeah, he's right here on the outside!
Alright, okay, we take that, we take those, we take those, we take those, we take those boys, we take those!
That's a tie, that's a tie boys, that's a tie, that's a tie.
Wait, what?
Over time, dude?
It's over time, yeah.
Over time, dude?
This is no rules.
Yeah, it's win by two, it's win by two.
Over time, yeah, you said it's not my turn.
Lock it back in, boys!
No.
Lock it!
Now this is a game.
This is a game.
You got caved in?
Yeah.
Can they see me behind this box, Chad?
Whips, can they see me behind this box?
I didn't even see them.
I mean, bro, Rogen's just so nasty with that.
I feel like they can't.
Okay.
They're on B guys, rotate, they're planting now.
I'm on my truck with the cars.
Are we taking it slow? Are we to panic?
We're getting that shit to pass.
Oh shit, that's my fault.
Are you gonna throw a flash?
Guys, I still feel we gotta start moving.
Another one tunnel, another one tunnel.
I was smoked, Danny.
One tunnels, one site, one tunnels, one site, gotta go fast!
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it!
Oh, take it easy.
Oh my gosh, bro, so safe.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You would've had it, you would've had it if you didn't hit around.
Dude, it's peanut.
What?
Dumb.
Bye.
Did a Goopa enjoy a delicious meal?
Oh, I didn't do that. I didn't I
Put the op-down I got walking AK one tapped again. I mean, what do you do that? Well, I can't guard me anymore. So I could be
You go man, you go man. I got me you mean
I
Need to hit the head shot there wide song
They could be down a careful down a careful don't up
GK look at that. Don't have the thing on the game. Oh my god. Be side be side. They were look they were
Right when you look at hot
Guys guys I may suck with the obvious up with other stuff. What we need our back. We got back
Oh
My goodness, okay, I suck fine. It's fine. Uh
It's still time it's still time last round first half
Do peanut
This is a double OT situation
Yeah, I swear. I'm only guys. I swear. I'm only eating what I would I would I would I'm not playing I swear I swear
not a single second it's more like a mentality like we're in the middle of
the fucking World Series yeah yeah chicken bar yeah yeah yeah no I had to
say I said okay no more you must I'm sorry no we must I'm sorry
fast-paced I think fast-paced
there's no way they just run out like that like Rogue is an idiot oh fight a
What do you mean?
I'm going.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
I'm not going to.
One's going to be nice.
Nice to him.
Come on.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Just run.
Gigi.
Run.
Run.
Run.
He's getting me in.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
He's in.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Watch the.
Watch the.
Watch the.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it.
Stick it.
He's spamming it.
I promise you it ain't that serious
bro is doing that yeah this game yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna put that off for the first game, bro.
Okay, he's doing one.
He's setting up the bomb and he's trying to wall bang through.
He's playing like it's a World Series game right now.
Yeah.
Who's me?
Who made it?
They're up, they're up, they're up, they're up.
Guys, they're mid, they're mid.
Oh, they pushed me, they pushed up, man, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
Nice key.
There we go.
You sure think you're sure?
Yo, I have A, I think.
Oh, bombs down at B, so.
Oh, yeah.
Congrats.
Hurry, hurry.
Exactly where we want it.
Got it right where we want it, boys.
Oh my god, he came out of donut bed nice time peanut. Thank you
I was looking at the map. I was looking at the map. I was looking at the map. I was looking at the map
I
Did we lose?
So here's what we need to do we need to win these two and it goes through a triple. Okay. Yeah, okay
I don't have it earlier
That's not even true
Oh my god, they dropped me with nades.
One dead on A.
One really weak in mid.
Two dead on A.
We gotta work off that.
One should be really weak coming from CT.
Really weak.
I'm holding CT.
I have A too.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's just hopping CT.
Oh my god.
He's dead.
Last guy CT, last guy CT, right there, hold on there.
I see an MVP, MVP.
CT should be weak, I hit him like a bunch.
Oh my god, good work, good work, good work, good work, good work.
Look at that, look at that.
Who was that, was that Nick?
I didn't have to say that, I was like, I'm too smart.
Yeah.
I just chewed.
You missed the merc, this is not where I was.
This is not where I was.
You're putting that, this is not where I was.
Think about it, I'll stay here.
I'm not even boss. I'm not even boss. I hear the ball
And something else
Triangle, I like the plane a lot of my talkers
Beautiful go go go go go go go
Smoking CT he's crossed
Summit I smoke CT
Summit is on CT. Summit needs to get donut. No one has donut control. I'm smoking donut smoking donut
It's a fucking opening smoke.
I'm one, I'm one.
Genji, step to your left and look at the main door.
Good.
Right there, yes.
That.
That's what's game with me, right here, right here.
Okay, the last one, yeah.
How much is your damage?
That's a good amount.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think you understand this OT.
I actually don't know if it's OT, I kind of said that out of my ass, but I thought it
was OT.
You lied!
Right?
Yeah, it's couple.
Is this triple OT?
Triple OT boys!
Triple OT!
Triple OT boys!
Lock it in!
Lock it in!
Triple OT! Triple OT boys! Lock it in! Lock it in!
This is crazy.
We got triple OT in this game. Oh my god, bro.
Let's be serious.
We can come as far as we lose, boys. We can not come as far as we lose.
Lock it in. Lock it in.
Lock it in boys. Lock it in!
please please please please I don't know maybe
I think that was good.
Yeah, I think that was good.
You don't have to.
Site.
Site.
Got him.
Yeah, one's up.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
So Molly, I'm going right after this.
I'm out.
I'm going.
Clear that close plant.
Clear that close plant.
I'm smoking it.
I'm smoking it.
Going for bomb plant.
Ready, bomb, ready, bomb.
Got outside.
We're going to watch behind this point.
I'm dead, last CT.
I'm on the right side, right side of those boxes.
Stand back.
Stand back!
Yes!
Yes!
this is my house.
I speak.
Thank you, Tim.
You know, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be care about winning.
Here.
There he is.
There he is.
There he is.
So, lock it in.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
I'm taking you to Paris, Tim.
Yay.
damn it. Yay, you did it. You've been making it feel so pretty.
Maybe to the nicest restaurant in the whole house.
The finest wine. No, I missed it. No expense will be spent for you.
Hey. Oh, by the gods, by the gods.
What's up, props?
That's all there you tell us. Let's spread it back out. Let's spread it back out a little
But let me once push up in mid, careful.
Once push up mid, once push up mid and die.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we, maybe we walk all the way to be here or we just sit here for 20 seconds
and then we execute that.
I agree with that one.
That would be the point.
No, I don't.
Yeah, I'm walking back.
I hear one in mid, so.
I'm running with flash whenever you guys are ready to take it.
Wait for Tim and then we go.
Okay, I'm gonna peek this if they see me, I'm going, okay?
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm gonna start running Tim.
Flashing.
Flashing.
Flashing as well.
I'm going.
Yeah, I mean
I don't know what to do, I don't know, oh my
I got this, I got this, I got this
You got 16 seconds
And you don't have bomb
You take one of these fuckers with me
I knew he was going to be boosted
I knew he was going to be boosted
And like that, how you bitch
if you can do that the whole time I think this should be a lot easier
okay guys we want to go into this man we want to go into this one round yes
Yeah, so we do that around
Bees been working better for us, I'm gonna object
What made what made
Don't want to boost touch or no?
No, I already have it.
Last throw in the grenade!
I'm putting bomb here, just I'm gonna kind of...
I have a pretty aggressive angle right now.
He's under, walked under mid, walked under mid, he's gonna hit that boost.
Fuck.
Fuck the whole way. Wow.
You gotta do that.
Nice.
Do you have a Mi for safe? Do you have a Mi for safe?
I
Got one man, he was right he was right. Oh
It's wrong don't push him
Besides smoke just push the bottom
Nice one one be one
Let's go! Let's go!
Both of you, give me a sign of NOOOOO!
Nice! What do we need?
Dude!
Come on, come on!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry, boss.
Come on.
I'm on mid, I'm on mid.
Oh my god.
You are so worthless, it's not gonna be easy.
I can't stand you.
What do you mean?
Dude, it's so good with the rifle.
You just want to have the guy faster than anyone else.
All night long, and you're hoping.
One mid, one mid.
Okay.
Okay.
You just make sure you're not visible to the right tunnel, because I'm like gonna
let him run out.
You might go do it on the watch out.
Oh, okay, okay, I see.
See what I'm doing?
Yeah, I got you.
You
Oh, what they're nice
No, he's in thinking thinking
What is being right here?
He's he's different literally 99
He's got flashed on me
To on me on a
I saw the guy, that's not him.
There we go, there we go.
Yeah, that's that one, that's that one, that's that one.
Bombs out.
He might be dead, he might be dead.
Bombs out, bombs out.
There's one dead.
Bombs on me, bombs on me.
Take it out, take it.
You're all solo.
In mid.
Nice.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I see that, I need to pull out.
Oh, oh.
One more, one more, one more.
Ah, all right!
Ah, all right!
I'm fooling around, lock it in boys, lock it in!
Yeah, I'm not joking, stack B, stack B, stack B.
I feel like my eyes are gonna burst out of my head.
Stack B, stack B, stack B.
It's the only thing that works for them every single time.
That's true, that's true, that's true.
All right, I'm stacking it.
You want me B too, yeah?
Yeah.
Hey, are you going with you guys?
Yeah.
I
Call by Dennis
Hey
Once I hit it he's gonna be in smoke somewhere. I think
Yes, man
2v1, takes one of them.
3v2 bro.
Go ahead and mute up.
Oh fuck.
Oh, favorite.
That's a close tag, close tag.
Where's the GD?
Where's the GD?
Thanks GD, another one close tag.
Close tag.
Captain, you know where he is.
Above this.
Arms down, above this.
You're trying, you're trying.
You're trying, you're trying.
Oh my god.
Guys, how did they, how did they just run on the side?
I don't know. I don't know. I was first one in and I went cave. I thought one of the nine fuckers.
I was smoked off, Denny.
They're gonna, I mean, I think they're gonna go aggressive again, but I don't think we stack it.
I'll just, I'll make sure I hold the same angle.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Look down that left angle.
I should have, I should have never left the left angle.
I'm here.
Yeah, cave.
Stay, stay.
I know dude I thought that was coming
They're going, I just got five mannated
I think we go go go go go
Go go go
I got a kill, I got a kill
Oh man, oh man
No, no, no, no
I don't think they're gonna have to see us ever again
Bye
The budget
I'd say one is dead
Fucked up
Marling
I'm working him. I'm working him.
He's uh going to kill.
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one.
No John!
Three six two jump time.
I'm going to give him one.
I'm going to give him three six to your bro.
OOOOOOHHHHH!
Who's in my face?
It's Reclamp!
Who's in my face?
It's Reclamp!
Let's go!
Howdy!
Let's go up there. Oh, oh these the scum. Oh, I do it. Light work. Light work. Easiest
match we've ever played. Easiest match we've ever played. Some clear streams I've been
going down. Is that so? Is that so? It's the clearest day. It's the biggest day I've
watch down goes back
lost to a fucking dinosaur streamer
don't you knock dinosaurs streamers buddy you got what I did
summit
that's true avanello
avanello
Well, I'm going to take you to Paris.
Hurray!
I'm going to Paris now!
Ha ha ha ha!
The city of love.
All right, now boys, now that we've done one warm up
and we have one point, so 1-0.
1-0 so far.
1-0 so far.
I just want to say how incredibly easy that last one was.
I don't even think I broke a sweat.
I was actually eating in the middle of that.
Clogsy was eating as well.
No, no.
This motherfucker was eating every round.
Every round, in the middle of the round,
you would hear a spoon hit the fucking thing.
And you'd just...
No, no!
The round where he hit the moving headshot,
the very next round we were on CT, what did you do?
He buys a fucking op.
He buys an op again.
2119.
What's the name of that?
What's the next map?
Oh, there's somebody else in there.
So it's ready for a bitch.
You guys see this because you lost.
Summit is ready to get back in there boys.
Back in there.
He is, he is her first word.
We know.
Even look at you getting put in the blender clucky.
Summit, he's gonna get you for 43 rounds, that was a 43 round one, but you do 21-19.
Yeah
I
Drag would look like earlier the round the next round you would look like
I feel like yo, there's a miniscule.
Okay, what matter with me?
I feel like you're cobblestone.
Cobblestone or cash.
That's what I was saying.
No, listen.
Cash.
What the fuck do you guys want?
Cash or cobblestone.
Come on.
They're playing a newbis.
Oh, no!
Let's go!
Don't join.
Stop it.
Don't join.
That's my favorite.
Let's see here.
Face boy.
You and your stupid dot face.
Shout out, Clotzy.
Shout out, Clotzy.
We won the warm-up round!
He's not accepting us.
Oh shit, oh shit, sorry, I was talking shit.
Not bad, not bad, sorry.
Not bad, not bad.
I can't do it, same here.
Ready up?
Honestly, you know what?
Nick Mooks, before the round starts here,
maybe you should like, show us a few times
and brag about it too.
Yep.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know, I fucking hate this site.
How did we not land on Mirage for game three?
That's crazy.
That's another round.
Oh my god, I got someone during the warm-up.
Oh my god, I'm insane.
I'm like, Nick Mix.
Oh my god, I'm crazy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm waiting here in the warm-up.
I'm waiting here in the warm-up.
Oh my god.
13-0.
Oh, I just aced here in the warm-up.
13-0.
Two control players.
13-0.
All right, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh
Well, they realized that they had something on their team that was throwing they to take us all down the way to be ever yeah
She's just you know
Get out of here
He actually all right. I'm ass on this map. I'm trying to get drink. I'm gonna drink
I'm gonna go drink as well. Oh
We're not drinking!
Hello?
Yeah, I can start my stream PC, don't start it.
I'm gonna give another guy warm up maxing.
We have a classically diverse situation.
We have another warm up maxing right now.
Oh
We started to see who's we started to see cases still
Locked in on that last game. I forgot to open cases. I have to quit gold on to her
Wait, are we starting right now? Yeah, we're starting. Oh, I'm cracking a quick gold. Oh purple purple
I'm back
Get serious guys get serious
Oh, wait, I ran the wrong way
It's this way. It's ggf. Okay. He's going to show
Okay.
Oh my God.
The game's going up.
The game's going up.
Oh, I'm like, one time, that's a nice.
No, I got one.
Oh, no.
They got me.
Change it.
You're pretty good.
I had to lock the fuck in.
This is not.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
Yeah, which I think I think well, I think this map I think this map is
Okay, I mean we should pause
Now we got this
What what's going on?
It's a post and you say okay, I see what you guys are right we can see right now
Come on
Yeah
Oh, did you we lost a knife round? Yeah, we lost a knife round. I should die from Gigi
I had to pee.
I had absolutely shit on.
Honestly, even if you were here, even if you were here, there's still like four of them up.
No, there's only three. What was her poop?
I think this is kind of a T-sided map.
I think.
I agree. We're a T-sided team.
Hell yeah.
Especially based on our Dust2 performance.
Hell yeah.
We're ready, right? Everyone's here.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, the people ready in my life six million to light in we go ahead. I feel like there is
Bugs climbing out of my skin. I'm so long exactly how you're supposed to feel that's how winners feel
All right, all right. Yeah, I thought that was a little weird too
Team snipers
Well, we'll say by next
Hmm. We'll say we'll say
We can't say full-saving the five
Don't worry, I'm taking them over all good
Oh my god, oh my, oh my.
I hit him a lot and he didn't die at all.
Apparently I only hit him twice.
Yo, these serves are fucking ass, bro.
Yeah.
Alright, we bye.
it first real round all right I think we play water when we hold these guys
they're getting aggressive
That was something, that was something.
Maybe it's just that you-
Are we supposed to have three B or three A?
Really bad stuff.
They peaked out water, long angle.
Okay, all right, one is one shot of there.
It'd be.
I don't know how he's not dead.
Oh my gosh.
I'm like, I did pretty good there.
I'm not going to pop it up.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Really making them feel the pressure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You have no nades.
How do you stop him off?
He's a brighter life.
That's my shimmer right there.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I tried.
I tried.
Right here.
Got an S.
You just reloaded.
Working hard.
Working hard to please, yeah.
It's like that.
What an idiot.
I got one.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I picked up the wrong time
No, he's one he's one he's one he's one he's one absolute. Oh, sorry
Not him not him. It's not it's not
My god, this double-flash techie
I hit him for
81 81 81 fuck
Yeah, you're pretty good at 86 and 3 and 27 and 1. We were cooking at it boys. Alright, um
Um, I'm locking in.
I got two on A.
Is what about Mac 10 rush mid?
Hey, I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
Mac 10 rush mid to A.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Hey, John.
I think we should, if you have an A throw it, if you have an A throw it.
Right at the door.
I
Took a touch looking at it
Good plant plant plant plant plant
I'm on it, I'm on it
You plant in me explosive
You're a good player.
Good work team.
I actually had an advantage.
What's your name?
Thank you, good shirt.
That's why I'm the team leader.
Good job, good job.
Good job, good job.
Gingy with a two-piece chicken nugget as well.
Gingy with a two-piece chicken nugget.
No, I think this is BobbieGingy's job.
Same thing, I'm back to my go-first.
Let's do it, let's do it.
I'll watch you in, I'll watch you in, I'll watch you off.
I
Have a block so I don't see that I see it's like grayed out in the top
I'm blocking.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, good.
Are you offing or am I offing?
Oh, I'm all offing.
All offing.
Don't you I will let you down box.
I will let you down.
I mean, we killed two instantly.
We just got three V five.
We didn't smoke.
We literally didn't smoke shit.
I don't know why they're putting three at B because A is the
harder sight.
And I'm so like, like, we stay mathematically if they keep
doing that, they're going to peak.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
They're gonna peek it, maybe with an op.
She's gonna be runnin'
Got him!
Beautiful
Oh my god!
He's up there!
Fuck him!
Oh no, he's right!
He's toward it!
Watch it, watch it, push!
What is flanking us?
Interest spawn!
Water to be here angle, water to be here angle?
I
Fly fly fly well that's not gonna be good for us in the light game
Give you one he's down that lane
I don't think he was up there. I think he literally grabbed him. That's my seat. Yeah, he was down below
Guys look at him through the wall
Yeah, he just got through the wall. I mean
I think he was sticking out his fit. I threw the stone wall right there
spray man
I've been funny if he died before he was
armed to it. He was shown him. Bad
Scord's been shot.
Fucking invoice.
Oh, we get quick picked out man, then we
progress.
Woo!
We need it, need it, need it, close up, close up, close up.
Nading, nading.
Yeah!
Beautiful
All right
Oh
Yeah, that's so much fun.
Drop the whole game in the box.
There goes Dream Saving!
Ooh!
Nice, we can take this.
One there.
Oh, oh, something's shocking.
Nice.
you should be close you say that you picking up a great he's saving boys he's
too scared oh it's Mr. Taxi yeah the body flamer
I was not sure there for a second I was like one second off I'm not
Holy crap, holy crap!
Holy crap, holy crap!
Y'all voucher the axe right there!
That's what a team heard all about!
We heard that in unison and went, oh shit!
They got a save here, they got a save here.
Watch out for nades, guys.
I think that was a save.
Oh, okay.
For force.
Excuse me.
I'm glad I'm glad I can't see guys. We have to stop with these slashes. All these back here
any needs any needs you hold it yes yes yes bro who are you
Oh I have a name where is he right here he probably rotated
I'm smoking CT smoking back
I'm out of shit
Oh my goodness
Outside outside
He's got bomb
I got bomb I got bomb
Plank to the explosive
Watch blank kitchen
Wait wait wait what?
Wait wait wait
I
Finally recognizing the superior
He's 50 to 5 right now, so I think about time
I love that.
Oh, he smoked me.
I'm in the more direction.
Watch out for the push here.
This is Nick likes to push hang on more again.
Okay, I'm a CT there. I mean, I smoke there.
Go wide! Nice.
Close site! Close site!
It was drunk. Right, bro?
Bro, bro, bro, bro!
No, no, I know you guys not gonna be...
That's my fault. I need to wide swing that while you do that.
Oh no!
Water, water, water, water!
Yeah, right there. Watch.
I just got this.
One more left after that.
You got it. He's like super low.
Nice. One gone.
You heard him, T.
Too far is it?
Even though I moved, no way.
He shot to the wrong spot and still hit me.
And I missed my fault.
I hit uh, I had roped for 27.
I'm getting worried that Nick Muggs is stream sniping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard he's saying that.
She's stream sniping.
I'm getting word on all platforms, multiple sources.
Hey, hey, what do you think?
There's usually a way.
Yeah, he's calling where we're all are.
She thinks we're stream sniping?
We're all like, what are you actually talking about?
Nice.
I'm back, Drac, bitch.
We wait, we wait, we wait, we got picked.
We got back
One's right
Well, if you serve some he's probably like it faster
Don't wait, Mr. Merck's history
uh
that you got to
wait
no
two two one unknown one was
um
usually plays a
water
water
right there
most like
I'm
sorry
Oh
Two flashes
I can buy one. I can buy one. Oh good. Yeah, buy me out. I can buy if anyone needs me to yeah here
Buy me an AK so I can get you to
Oh, please.
Steam-cyping 1,000% can't keep his eyes off the other screen.
Yeah.
It's a bit of an AKG.
I'm receiving word.
I'm receiving word.
It's a word stream, so I think.
I can just meme-ing and chat-spawn for it.
I'll get the real names.
I'm lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Oh, oh, I'm using this?
Oh, oh.
Here, here, I'm fucking off, I did.
No, no, no, no, use it, it's OK.
OK, OK.
Shall I just change our names with the real names?
Close right, close right.
Yeah, we have NCT, NCT.
Uh, someone's gonna be CT. No one else would do that.
Shuck on the right!
Wait, yeah, yeah, we can try it, we can try it, we can try it with Shuckan.
Nice, we can try it, go like, go like, go like, go like, go like, go like, go like...
We made it along.
Oh, that's got meh.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, okay, I'm already in there.
Yeah, he got it, he got it, he got it.
Contact! Contact!
No, he's one man!
Nice!
We got back to the CW, we got back to the CW.
The BDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Go back, go back!
Shuck it, go.
Oh, I need to tell that guy Tim.
I love you, bitch.
Oh, cool.
They might have heard that.
You're good, you're good.
I can flash you guys in.
Ready?
Get up on door with him, Gingy.
Flash him.
Three, two, one.
Close right with the shotgun.
Terrible flash.
Close right with the shotgun.
One more, one more!
Wow, they dealt.
How did I make it?
I mean, they were all on B.
Yeah, the last three were on B.
We still went back to A.
That's what I'm saying, they didn't really rotate at all.
That's weird.
That's suspicious.
They actually stream sniping.
Mmm.
That's that Nick Murchs fella.
What's he all about?
What's he up to these days, huh?
I know you stream snip and you scumbag.
10 peek with the peek mid this way.
What up?
Don't worry boys, that way mid.
Mid, mid.
I switched my gun and died.
Both snags another one mid, another one mid, another one mid.
The best players are dead.
Water snagged, water, water.
That's not water.
Lit, lit, lit. He's lit too.
He's gonna be pushing mid probably.
He's probably mid.
I'm back up the stairs to this one.
Yep, I hear them above me right now.
You guys, it has to be low, it has to be low.
Gigi, he's going...
Hey, you're good though, I like this.
Oh my god, I'm so bad with this, oh man, it's disgusting.
I got you guys, I got you guys, oh my god, it's up to Gigi.
Oh my god!
It's our best player yet!
We're saved!
We're saved!
I think we're safe.
Is that B?
Yep.
He's low, he's low.
He's running.
It's sick everywhere.
should be the doors in the right button
i just i i think i'm sorry
how you're fall dirty stream snipers
Oh, is terrible
I went up there you call him Johnny's chief cybers. What do you say? I did say a lot
You come on I really need to admit here
Here's some B. Okay. I'm one
I
Made on water is no
It was the perfect play the water yeah water is literally one tap
Well, I'm not the fuck I was not perfect play. I was genius. I like that
I'm holding cross from way back to you man.
Yeah, I saw.
One cross from bomb.
I'm pillar.
Two guys are better than one.
That's one.
One's my cross left. Hold on.
I'm ready.
I'm one shot though. You know that.
And I'm cool.
He's on the line, one of the three of them, man.
Whether if I don't lag, if I don't lag, I actually kill two.
Fucking kill me, man.
Fucking boys, fucking.
I'm no longer.
Fucking boys.
All right.
Fuck it again.
have to watch fuck that every time we do that we've lost
one minute one minute
three one two minutes
oh my god what you totally have i'll be pushed they push
no way man
yeah never buy up
One's what's out of it.
Oh well.
I thought I had a pretty guy.
I got that guy.
I thought I had a pretty guy.
Bomb has been planted.
gonna peek you from bridge right there that's what they're gonna be yeah I saw
the they are heard on that
oh my god oh I'm for sure do you know 77 in 9 with an m4 how is that possible
what we doing here we forcing I think we're sourcing how you drop it in four
who thank you
sorry if I get fast I'm fucking looking looking so many names so many names
I should have a good day.
Oh my god, I'm summit fuck off.
Oh my god, I ate you died.
Oh no.
You're gonna be mid.
Good damage, good damage.
I'm sucked off, wait, I'm sucked off, do you think?
Nice.
Biller one, Biller one.
Oh my god, that's the last time I find it for him, I'm just gonna walk on him.
Flashbang.
NOOOOOO!
Keep that close.
Oh!
Damn.
Lock it in, lock it in.
This is our game boys.
This is our game.
What? It's our game, it's our game.
We have it one once in a time.
Move it, son.
Holy shit.
Lock it.
Oh my god.
Wait, you guys have bomb over there at A.
Did you see what I made?
Yeah, Cloaksy has bomb on him.
I spoke
Let me last with off
Oh, the wind!
There we go
That's off, that's off
Hooray!
There we go
Good work, boys, good work
It is possible
They can bleed
You just watch
We can do this
Yeah, I agree
Are you okay over there?
I'm pumped up, I'm pumped up
The table not stop eyeing
My factory new tiger tooth crab
No one is eyeing that, man
He's literally eyeing it
I can see him through the mask
I just can't believe it's a Tiger 2 Griffith.
Thank you, thank you.
I think I hear a head jumping.
Out of there, out of there, out of there.
Dude, there's no way he does that like that.
How's that possible?
On site, on site, on site, on site.
There's shit by shit by shit by.
They have AK's though.
Well, someone has an AK.
I
Isn't up up in window careful
I threw it dude I threw a smoke and they just sprinted as I don't understand how they're
Do we have someone playing a move?
I mean, no, I mean, no, you need I threw a smoke and then they all sprinted up. I just need to keep my gun up
Come on, come on
one voice
But Charlie, oh, let's go. Let's get our comeback. Let's get our comment. Do you want your comeback?
One down, baby
Oh, you get you come back
They're pushing mid boys they've got they've got smokes and everything
that's bomb I'm rotating to two
oh fuck there is a guy somewhere
one more that's last any or two more sorry
Oh
See the same thing happened to me where you I mean you where is I go to left?
My goodness
Oh my goodness.
Oh thank God.
Take me out back and skull fuck me.
Take me out back.
Oh my goodness.
Pull me out of my...
Honestly Mr. Merck, you should get more monitors.
Because obviously, something was amiss.
Wait, you're cranking your fucking neck over there to look around.
I don't care what you're doing.
We're cranking...
Oh you're cranking, you're a fucking cranker.
You're a fucking cranker.
Are you kidding me?
are you kidding me?
you're the fucking cranker
you're the fucking cranker
why are you left right left right right
why are you fucking cranker
what are you looking at?
fuck you
fuck you you're a fucking cranker
where you looking?
you're looking at me
I'm looking at my boys in the chat
what?
hey, how do you have a look at my guys?
fuck we're flying a little close to the sun there on that
no?
uh, what?
what are you talking about?
I mean yeah, what are you talking about?
ahhhh
what do you mean?
what's up bro?
Good game guys.
Good game.
Good game.
Good stuff man.
Good game.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Are you insane?
Is this a good name?
Oh my goodness.
Is this Mirage?
Mirage.
Alright.
to be a cranker mr. Nick man I try not to try to be and see then let's try not
to be yeah yeah and with him said now I understand what what we do we do
It's not one of them, but F-strike.
Losing team choosers, right?
Are we getting an F-strike?
You guys won two out of three.
Oh shit, alright, calm down.
Are we changing them?
Yeah, we lost two out of three.
I'm a liability, man.
Uh, I don't know if we're doing three out of five.
Hold up, wait, hold up, wait, wait.
We had one more up around.
So it's one to one right now.
It's one to two.
No, he's saying the first he's saying Dusty was a warm-up.
Dusty was a warm-up.
No, no, no, no.
That's a 30.
Pino, well, we have everybody in here.
What's the time for tomorrow, by the way?
Oh, guys, guys.
So tomorrow, by the way, I haven't, I'm kind of letting everybody choose their own teams.
For me, I've chosen out of this group, Hutch and Genji will drag, but it's his birthday,
so he's not going to be joining.
So I was kind of hoping for Cloakseed, Tim, and Nick Merckx to be on a team as well.
Just kind of like as a big rivalry, then you also add on to the side like, you know, one
of us grabs Summit, one of us grabs Taxi, up to eight players.
The servers will, they're supposed to go live at 6PM CT, all beyond at 7PM CT.
You don't have to join each other's Discord unless of course you want to.
I mean, I'll be in my Discord, anybody that joins, I'll drag you in, doesn't matter to
me.
So.
But yeah.
It's going to be a, it's going to be fantastic.
Can be fantastic everybody's everybody's ready for it. Everybody's ready going by the way
Can you explain it like I'm stupid as fuck? Absolutely. Absolutely. So make sure you got to everybody join that discord that I told you to join, right?
Yeah, no good. Yeah. No way guys everybody quick. No way guys
So what in there I'm gonna be posting the IP because of DDoS is obviously we have to direct connect
We cannot put it on the live screen so you do not want to ever show your console in the game
And you don't want to show your screen while you're joining because it shows the IP
If somebody does the IP we can swap it out real quick no matter
But it will get me dust and then we'll need it. It'll need to be down for like five minutes
There's a bind you can do yeah, dude. Yeah to connect and clear the console whenever you click a button. Yeah
They'll also be putting instructions for that. So what he's talking about is just there's a
I think you saw you can type in your console to bind like the f5 key so that whenever you play the game you can just press that button
You connect your console gets cleared then you don't have to worry about anything ever again
That those instructions will be in there. I'll have them put them in there as well. You guys want to do that
That's probably do just to be safe
Yeah, you just join anywhere past 6 p.m. CT play as long as you like
Slow down a little cashew. Okay, explain the fucking thing. We're doing a while
It's literally we're just we are we are playing the game and a server where we're not going to get stream sniped
And everyone's just there to have a good time
Okay, or he might find himself not playing well, I have that news
I'm what might miss this start what dude hot you're another member of my team is missing drag is missing
You're missing offices missing. I don't have no team. Nick Merch's team is gonna fucking dominate the whole server
We'll thrive on they they need the advantage. They need the advantage
That is true. Wait, mr. Merch, what do you what you do?
Run down his roster you start on the beach with a rock
And then you build a base and you wait each other's bases
Start with a rock on a beach. Yeah
Build a base raid the base. Yeah, so yeah, there's like monuments to go to you like blueprints like Tommy gun blue
I'm gonna go to the next one.
You're gonna love it.
You just have to get parked in the first corner when you get your shit.
You can be a bunch of naked people with a box.
Yeah, no, no, you got to play a dinosaur game too.
You would like it if you ever tried it.
I agree.
Would it like the dinosaur game?
No one likes a dinosaur game.
Everyone likes a dinosaur game.
I like it.
Thank you.
I don't know anybody that plays this game, so I can't add people to the server.
That's fine. That's fine.
We got it.
Honestly, day one, it's honestly chill if it's just us streamers.
I've got like 40 other people that I've got the C-MIDI so far.
Well, I wanted 200. I wanted a ton of people.
Oh, okay.
Nick, I can build that up, Peanut.
Get it. Get it.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah. I'm down. Yeah, okay.
Yeah, get in there.
It just has to be people you can trust that won't change that right now.
Get me back in there.
All right. All right.
Uh, bunch of the GGA folks in, I know.
Yeah, fucking Matt, you losing that team?
Oh, yeah, let's go.
Russ, let's go.
No, we are the losers.
Yeah, we choose, we lost.
Because Mr. Merckx was sweeps my shirt.
I'm thinking Vertigo.
I'm thinking Vertigo.
Dude, we really are.
I'm thinking Vertigo as well.
You know.
Yeah, I like Vertigo.
Vertigo!
Vertigo!
Vertigo!
Vertigo!
Vertigo!
It was so cool.
Vertigo!
Vertigo!
I
Do love this map. Yeah, this map. I don't know why they took it out
Does it train like a skin
You want to join the rest of it
I may, I may, if I'm, what time is it?
We're starting it up at six PMCT.
You doing everyone?
Yeah, I might stop by then.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Russ, try it.
I'm not sure, try it.
I need fucking help, man.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You gotta.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure trainers are Russ Professional.
You can't have them on your team.
Guys, you took it.
You took it.
In our last Russ Trivals,
The entire opposing three teams did not equal the amount that train gambled on the fucking
screen.
Yeah, yeah.
You're just gonna sit there and watch what we're doing.
Yeah, you can gamble.
Yeah, you can gamble.
We've been sitting there gambling on Russ for 34 hours.
Wait, you can gamble?
Yeah, we ain't gambling.
It's awesome.
Yeah, you can play a match in the world.
We can just gamble all of our currency and make our castle.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll see you in the gambling room.
Mr. Train, I sent you a friend request. I need to add you, Steve, I need to do the server for whitelist tonight.
Alright, yeah, I accept it. I appreciate you, uh, even though we don't know each other, I appreciate you, uh, considering me and inviting me. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, Train, that was formalist.
Yeah, that was formalist.
Yeah, that was formalist.
I know, I got us so loved. No, that's, listen, we all know how the training world is.
It's a very small iron bite.
What would be a clean iron bite?
No, no, I made the server.
I made it.
He said, let's get trained.
Train loves me most.
It's fine, fine, but I am not.
It's not.
Oh my god, listen, god.
You fucking pre-store.
Holy shit, what is this movement?
Yo, you see that movement?
Hey, you guys heard the game?
Yeah.
It just fucked me up.
Oh, what the hell?
I'm going to kill you guys.
I'm going to fucking kill you, mommy.
He's hurting me in pregame, mommy.
Show me.
Stop.
He's hurting me in pregame, mommy.
He's hurting you guys.
God, I'm going to be standing on him.
How long does this trigger event, or I'm sorry, this rest event?
I would do it if I could choose, it would last 100 years.
It goes as far as you guys want.
I'm obsessed with Rust.
I'll take it 100 years if you guys take it 100 years.
Damn.
Damn.
I think he's like that.
I think he's like that.
I think he's like that.
Yes, yes, it's like that.
I've been able to play run for like five years.
How many people can you have on a team?
Top eight, top eight.
Hi man, man, man.
Great bitch.
Oh shit.
Get him, gang, get him!
Oh my god.
Oh I got two bricks in front of me!
Get out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Watch this, watch this!
We win we win yeah, that's what you think we win
Hey, what's a bit buddy you want some of this
I had to do the slow attack because I didn't know if it was low or down.
I don't know, just train one we brought down?
Bring them down there.
In our chat? I mean, whatever.
Yeah, I got it.
Hey train, I didn't know if you want to be here or up there.
This is the call.
Raise your hammer, bro.
Oh, it's all I'm going to think about when I see you train now, bro.
Raise your fucking hammer.
Raise your hammer.
It's a 60.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Lock it, guys.
Lock it.
An addiction thing.
Watch this.
Ready?
What if I left, left, left, left, left, left, left?
He's on box.
He's on box, on box.
Oh, OK.
I'm dead.
Oh!
3CT!
I hope we can force bomb mid.
Oh, fuck.
That was the perfect spot.
That was our moment.
We've used them.
I hate summit, bro, I think.
Oh, god.
Oh no, no, we won't!
94-2, 94-2 boys!
Oh my goodness.
Oh god.
I think we make a team roll.
If you stop and you're first, we all get to beat the fuck out of you.
I agree, I agree.
Let's go be upstairs.
Dooo, madam.
Fucking in boys, fucking in.
This way.
Wait, this isn't beat.
Is that the same way?
Wait.
Oh my god.
Wait, this is a beast.
So the same way?
Wait, oh my god.
He's out here.
No one listened to him.
They tricked us.
That's a special.
That's a special.
He's eagled once.
He's eagled.
He's hit twice with Glock.
Got him.
I'm going down.
Oh my god.
I couldn't get bombed down.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I couldn't get bombed down.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's a upgrade!
Oh my god!
Oh, no way did it respect the knife tool!
No way!
No way!
No honor!
No honor!
It was the best against a guy I've ever killed that I can't.
97 and 6!
97 and 6!
Alright, run it.
Let's do this.
I'm still getting word that Mr. Briggs is a fucking stripper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Un-sports-like.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's already made up his mind.
Yep.
You got one tapped off this around he's like I'm doing it
Is that an angle close up fuck I did not clear left
I
lit oh
Well
Sorry, I know that's called I'm doing it all the way. Why did we pick this map? I don't know it
Great map it's a good map. We've got to get on rid of the man. Yeah, I get the ball rolling I
I should you know what maybe we try the poopy strut
Maybe they'll make me a better player I think I can make a man I can make a man for the poohie
Yeah, the poor the poohie strut we should get in the port of potty's. Yeah
Plus that baby
guys. Oh. Oh. Yeah, you guys can go one side, left side.
Oh, I'm the waterfall just dead on my back.
One on B. He's low. Thanks. I'll do almost one.
Oh, there's two left, two left, sorry.
Thanks, that was a fake.
One run.
Incredible.
I was getting killed, I literally missed that taxi,
normally flanks.
Oh my gosh.
You're dry.
Dry.
Talk to me which I would have kept the eagle.
I think that's a heady.
I
Was shooting Tim and accidentally kills me
Except I'm asked on the fight a K was dead
Take a go up the ramp. Let me hold the up angle. I'll hold it with you
Oh
Not that way this way this way this way this way
They're here. You can like run on that's about me. Just take it. Oh
Oh my gosh, I forgot they changed this whole side
Where's ladder
Bollies the Bollies
What?
Good bolly.
I can let him bolly.
I'm sorry. Onside with him.
Nice.
I want CT.
Oh huge.
One's lit on site.
Nice. Two go on.
On CT.
How did I die?
I forgot this map completely wrong. I don't know what's going on. I don't even know this map.
Oh, that's your bitch. Okay. I think I can watch it. It literally bounced off his fucking head.
any one shot me I hate this game one two one CT with up across there's two
ops two ops two ops oh my god you're right they didn't change it back
be be be be go beat go beat go beat come on are you we waterfowling I'll go
I'll go first, I'll go first.
I thought you'd eat his up.
Fuckin' this.
I'm playing to the explosion!
It's Nick, he's gonna be sitting in the corner.
Watching flight.
You see him?
I get off and save.
I knew he was there, good playing exits.
You see him?
Get the hell out of here!
Good boys, good round, good round!
Good boy, good boy.
Where was he? Folks here?
Last swim.
MVP! MVP, boy!
God, dude, Jaby!
I'll take that.
Yeah, you can.
Oh, give it to Denny. Give it to Denny.
Okay.
I'm going for a peek here. I mean they're going to kill or die instantly.
I'm moving. We should move the bosses. Oh, he's hurt, he's hurt.
Take that! Dude, there's an AK in the fire. What the fuck,
him we see we don't see the case I dropped it yeah the white load it's worth it's worth
a hundred kp oh my god what
100,000 bodies?
Yeah.
How about it?
Get behind him.
Oh.
Sorry, I got distracted by my A.K.
It's fucking nice back there.
Oh, it's nice.
Very nice.
It's to die for.
Oh, I would say.
Yeah, I would say.
Oh, it's freaking nice.
96 and 1?
I
I did the gun price goes up 100x cuz it's more blue
It's the sticker to technically the sticker is worth like 40 it's not on there
To put this game on it
that much
No, I was looking at it early. I had your gun. Your gloves are pretty cool, too
Can I ask a question for the team? Yeah? No, it's not bro. Why is it that we go mid every fucking round?
Please get out of the way. I can't do this, bro. It's great. It's great. I'm done. I'm done.
I killed something up like
Let's go beat it
Oh my
Watch out, watch out!
I got one!
Bring me one!
She's standing there!
Why is this happening?
Okay, my spot.
You did planted behind you at B.
Oh, at B.
AHH!
He's like, he's like underground.
I don't know where he can go down there though to get there.
Can you just watch? Am I alone right now?
I know. I'm watching.
He's climbing up by the room.
He's looking at me.
your back's good hutch
he's there
good work team
I'm so sorry I don't know it's not
thank you my boy
thank you my boy
you always have to rush streamers like blue pit and spoon kid
streamers are not allowed on my
server.
Strictly from thinking.
Watch.
Alright boys, I'm out of here. I love you guys.
Have a good one, Mr. Brain.
In a mile.
Have a good night. Love you guys.
Oh my.
Got him.
I hate this game, bro.
They shot you, it's gonna be.
Please swing the obvias three inches away from you.
Got him, got him. Oh, one on top of the left.
Got it!
Get our part boys!
Some to our left.
Wiffin' shots on everyone.
I'm round the corner.
Damn, it's to head.
He's left, sending in a corner.
There's a tree. Top 7 days to tree.
Why do you have got the blue blue?
Oh wait, did we kill two instantly?
Fuck!
I killed two up top!
Yeah, I killed two up top too.
Oh, that's four, that's four.
People.
Did you keep from me a Mac and please
Yeah, Kim switch I first one switch switch switch switch. Oh, you know, you know
How we pull we killed two people
Like supply here
Which I push out
I
Know what you think you're bomb you're bomb you're bomb
What's wrong
Watch this watch the fight watch the fight
Like without oh
Hello boys get back
Oh, yeah peanut. That's just like okay. Okay, then he's gonna be on site summit
I mean like red. I mean like red. Oh
My
LaBond James
I'm so mad you
You know exactly what you did I didn't do anything I got you know exactly what you did what did I do
I had both of them one shot and you just
I don't know dude my damage is going to do to you
I'm gonna be getting the quick pick boys
Oh dude, sick flash.
Can we grab this out, excuse me?
Come on buddy boys, come on.
There's a guy behind, behind.
I
Okay, that was a we needed there folks you to have two flashes
I want to look me to everyone goes in I want to like bottom everyone goes bottom
Off the skyscraper off the
we'll see that the last round CT's added well they know the man I'm coming
I'm coming I'm not I just went to every shot man I'm getting fucked in the side
Nice
There's a new spot where you can walk on the rafters walk around for free I guess oh
I didn't see him on that when I peeked it. Oh, can you move me up to them real quick? I got you
I felt that one. I felt that one. I thought it was one of the three of my dear.
I locked it in. I locked it in. I think tight game, tight game.
Armor, armor, pistol, rush mid. Let's do it, let's do it.
of this week
Are we buying yeah, I'm a pistol marksman. Okay. Go ahead and set it right here. No boys
It's okay we go we go I did my pod I did my pod up where you're a hey hey
Whoever's fault-breaking behind me, I fuckin' hate you.
Let me work, let me work, let me work.
Uh, wait, lane, lane, lane, daddy.
One's lit as well behind, uh, sandbags.
Not him.
Oh. Sandbags.
Thanks.
All right, I don't-
Nick.
Jump off.
Jump off.
Jump off.
Jump off.
Yeah, don't leave me the satisfaction.
Oh, that's double the satisfaction.
Dammit.
Dammit.
That was a good try.
That was a good play.
$50 short from a second.
$50.
Perfect.
Perfect.
It's just who you want to be, right in this sweet spot.
oh fuck oh I didn't know what sandbags were okay now I do oh my god look at this
whole thing yeah but I'm trying to hide sandbags any
I
Law here
Watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it's much harder in my life
How I see you have one there have one there
I know I know
Nice job nice job
Very winnable, very winnable, very winnable!
It was 7-9!
Pfft!
It's practically all game!
Uh, can you auto me, Genji?
What do you want?
Um, just the Mac 10.
I actually really like the Mac 10.
It's nice.
You said, Versatile.
MP9.
Yeah, if you turn off the Mac 10, and what is it, the MP7 or something like that?
You would like that or I'm going to see.
Oh, the MP9 I guess is what I'm talking about.
Sorry.
Yeah, MP9.
They're here again.
Not good.
Watch, watch!
I can't hear anything. I cannot hear a fucking thing. Holy shit, man
I'm nice, that's what I'm one
Take this fool
Where'd it go?
The I'm sorry pie so it's going off our momentum bro. Yeah. Yeah
You're trying to roll off our momentum
Not gonna work
I guess he's momentum old man's got a stretch
He's stressed out, bro. He's got to go and take a little break.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
We've all been there, Chet.
Yeah, low-key icing us. Don't like that.
Yeah, I don't like that either. I don't like that either.
All right, little weird, a little weird.
I
Feel like as we get closer to winning
Nick Merck's perception is gonna raise and raise you know, I'm talking to boys watch out for that
I'm sorry for that. I'll make dope his sixth sense is going to be tingling like you spider-man
Yeah!
Oh shit, I think it's gonna be a...
Got boosty? Boosty?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, dude. Hey, what's up?
Hey.
Help!
Hey, come here, I'll put...
Nice!
I got two.
Come on, come on, come on!
Boys, I'm job. It's all you guys.
guys stop off it I've lost it yeah I've lost it it's fading I'll take it on the
ground I need all the help I can get keep telling us just let me up let me
Yeah, but it's been dynamite all night. I don't know what's happened, but the clock has struck midnight and I am exhausted
Hey, that's a
Stay
I'm coming in the rear. I'm not watching your right. Timmy. I'm watching your push. I need I
I should have told you in the talk, I should have told you in the talk.
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Yeah, can you stay in that corner?
Yeah!
So I can jump on your head.
Oh.
You can jump a little higher.
IPA again?
Yeah, I hear him.
Okay.
Yep.
Yeah, oh no, they came up my side bro.
I need to walk.
I got bomb.
I'm in the rear again.
They're on fire!
That's bomb, that's bomb, that's bomb.
The what?
Oh, man, what was that angle?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, someone's outside, someone's outside.
He couldn't walk, he was on site somewhere, stand back, stand back, stand back, stand back.
Last one, same spot, same spot, same spot, left side, left side, left side, left side, left side.
D.A.
G.A.
Close day in close day.
BAM!
They got an AK for someone?
I'm just gonna play.
We're ducking boys!
I'm gonna come up that side free.
I'm fucked.
They are going to go B or mid.
Yeah, that is true. They've lost.
I'm gonna try again. Jinyu, can you go same spot?
Same spot?
It's there.
I hear.
Hey, again.
I hear.
I'm talking my right.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'll let me.
I'll be out.
I'll be out.
Hang on.
It's here.
It's here.
Throwing fire.
This almost won't you myself.
I said, oh man, I'm an idiot. I went to smoke it. I'm an idiot.
Good heavens.
Oh, wow.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good try. Good try.
11-10 boys, 11-10. We got this.
This is our game.
So, it's pissed.
He's telling them how easy it is to take it.
They're going there until they took it.
Okay, now we're here. We're here. We are again by the way, not this time stack a
Stack a five second for I don't know about this
I'm gonna go be I'm gonna anchor I'm gonna
They're here son dude, so it is pissed easy. He's running out. I told you
jumping up where I died still there some it's still there
fighting nice
nice
some it's still there
nice let's go
feeling he's going plant it plant the bomb plant the bomb I guarantee I guarantee you he's
going plant it
that's all we got this one we got this we secured the tie at minimum
So I can't beat him to sandbag chat. No, I know that
Yeah
I thought you could wait what I don't know dude. He shot me before I got to the sandbag I
Hear him again
I think down my right lane
I mean I'm hiding daddy look at my cross. Hey, you have it. Yeah, I'm across tell me when
Okay, I'm talking I'm talking hey dammit you're gonna smoke you're gonna smoke you
Okay, you're good. I can't see
I was looking at the scores. I'm listening for bomb plant
I was in the middle of the
the last match for the ages.
Good night.
Great, Mr. Muggs.
We're going to leave this as a tie.
She left.
What?
She left.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, sure.
Did Jared get pissed?
It was like, we're going to take this site?
Jared?
No, Jared got pissed when we started taking that site.
Oh yeah, I thought he was like, I thought he was like, we're going to take it.
This is the only place we're going to take it.
I thought he was gonna take it, this is the only thing we're gonna do until we take it.
So whose idea was that, to do it nine rounds in a row?
Well, the thing is we would get some ramp and we would...
That's mine!
Who knows?
I was so...
I was so...
You call that?
Dude!
Okay, I was so...
You're right, you're right!
I knew it!
I was so baffled by the inability to smoke a couple of spots and smoke and plant the bomb,
that I was like, dude, there's no way.
You thought you were gonna drop a lot of smoke?
I was like, dude, I was so...
I literally did what I said, they're gonna do every time you saw me.
Rose, I'm here explaining the fear, the fear in everyone's heart on people's corners is there, you know what I mean?
No one wants to suck that into their heart.
I'm borner, there's nobody swinging.
If someone's swinging, there's no one swinging for a trade.
It's very interesting how we put their verdict on that issue.
Yeah, that maybe puts suck balls.
He would all just be on a ramp.
No one would move a muscle.
They just got right.
I just kept walking and sitting in that eight-way area.
Can we just smoke right side and left side and plant?
And it was just impossible.
You call that down to the tee.
Well, I know.
That's my boy.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Boys, boys, should we get traded here and replace Nick
Merckx and then resettle this on the court?
It's two to two right now.
No, we're quick!
I'm leaving!
Oh, I'm in track.
Yeah, and trains are in line, damn it.
I'm going to come early tomorrow.
What about a rivalry of the ages?
We gotta wait for the next one.
They could just leave it as a tie.
Yeah, a tie and do next time.
What do you, friends?
We gotta put the shit out of these fuckers.
What are you talking about?
I mean if we call it by that way Nick left so they're down a player so we could just say we won
Whips whips if you think I'm replacing truck with Nick
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Yeah.
What do we do for our 10th guy?
Hunch, you're staying on.
We need a Hunch.
No, Hunch.
You are literally on math!
He left.
No, he's still here.
Right there.
I'm gonna need one more.
I'm gonna do one more max,
i gotta go okay one more one more how we do this hot sleaze all pretty burned
rough yeah i'm out train i think train is gambling bro we can't no he's not bro
he's always going he can he can lay off the gambling no he do he's been on a fucking bender
I'm staying on. I will see you tomorrow for us. Bye. Good play with you. Good play with you. Bye to me. It was fun playing. Bye, DJ's. I have a good one.
We just got to reschedule this again then for like something like in a week or two. Well, I'm on for another like out of 45. Who's joining me? You guys staying on?
on I'm staying on yeah all right we one more guy I'm off like this good luck good luck
what are you gonna go do when you don't need another guy you have plenty you have
rogue drag and one more clock no way well one of them please because you see on
yes you are playing that's fine because you're staying on
I don't know what she's saying.
Okay, wait, summon! Summon!
Summon, leave!
Thank you, Summon.
Thank you for giving us Gloksy.
You're a good man. I owe you big.
Of course. Of course.
Good luck.
See you on Rustmorrow, boys.
Alrighty. I cannot wait to go.
Oh my god.
Gloksy, Gloksy, by the way.
I can often end you guys play.
By the way, Gloksy, can I ask you something?
gonna be Nick Merckx and Tim and whoever else you guys choose for your team
all right no offense those guys are great guys funny no they're fucking they're
gonna quit after like two days yeah listen that's why I need you all right
to make sure they don't stay on the beach with a fucking rock for eight hours
straight yes we yes yes yes yes we have we have yes thank you thank you
because you know I know for a fact they are alone they are staying on the beach
with a rock for eight hours I have I have two friends that literally just drink
beer and farm so they're just gonna come back to a they're gonna come back to the
base with a case and I like unlimited a case only eight players for group though
you get out far yeah yeah I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it so they can
team don't quit good good thank you I'm trying to run this bitch for the rest of
time I know why don't why don't you take Nick who because then you then you
then you have two control players you're tracking the Nick yeah but you guys
like you Nick and Tam are like that like the dynamic trio yeah true true true
Yeah, yeah, I see you'd be a great arrival rate plus by the way, we already bought all of the night skins
so
We are the I don't know what that means
We're means like our hoodies and our armor are all gonna look like we're medieval nights
You can't do that. We are the we are the the nights of the bung table
Good, I didn't want to look stupid anyway. Okay
We are the nights of the bung table defenders of the bung you jackass
Avengers of the fucking zero bitches. Okay, let's see
You me Jinji officer
and then
Who else it was made shots and hot oh?
We got a train train can be on our team. I was I was hoping to start off with six
I guess train did ask last minute
Yeah, I'm sure what you're actually I loved it. I don't really play with it. I love to play with a guy
You just gonna sit there and gamble on the wheel
He'll make this money. He does for hours ten hours a day back there and gamble
I know your birthdays as we could but like maybe you could like like like like celebrate maybe like lost
Sunday Sunday and you can play tomorrow on rise
you'll have I have like dinner reservations and stuff tomorrow can't show them
no way you're doing a birth weekend I mean I'll do it well no because I'm
I'm shooting Sunday so it's just Friday Saturday celebration I leave these a lot
Oh leave lobby
Oh, he's got a whole birth month and started talking about what sign he is
Get your ass on a gatorade
Maybe Saturday, but I can tomorrow. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got family. It's on
All right. Okay. Okay. Who we've got one too many guys here. Let's see. Well, so
No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.
No, you're not. Oh, my God.
Oh, what do you say for me?
God, taxi. Are you playing with us?
Of course, there's no option now.
Yeah, you have no option. Good.
I was kick hudge.
And then we'll invite taxi.
I can't. Well, I can't even play.
I don't have premier.
Oh, my God.
So it's the other count.
Oh, yeah, I second.
All right, buddy.
Wait, what's happening?
Is it to a level?
Okay, that's because you don't want to pay the $15. No, I already paid it, but I'm only level 4
Oh, you need to be level 10 or something
Your XP cap per week so you can't even like format. I don't have taxi on my friend just a little things. I'm not seeing them
My way who we missing then probably need
The pickle man
Oh, Mr. Duwabi, my board 25 gets Wicked Man, good, uh, man!
Thank you, my boy, good man.
We didn't play Mirage, even, did we?
Oh, we didn't play Mirage, no.
Fucking, whoever picked Vertigo needs to be studied.
That was cozy!
Honestly, I kinda liked Vertigo.
I was having a good time at the end once I learned it.
Yeah, plus, like, you lost, man.
Yeah, so like you know, I told you
The mp9 and the Mac 10 those doing pretty good with that gun. Yeah
Yes, you was killing it. You are just you've got pretty darn good
You know that
All right, what was that you got pretty darn good Genji
So have you dragged as well?
I'm trying.
No!
I was able to say the same thing.
I knew it.
You didn't fucking learn, Brad.
Yeah, I couldn't get you.
I just switched the track.
I knew, I knew better.
I'll just get there.
Where's Jack at?
You're not in here.
I'm filming give me a sec
What the C.S. Tournament was worth it you've seen me play
You think I could be in a C.S. Tournament if it's not I can back up
I shit ripped open sorry I was what I was doing something else
We wait for me to drag
Yeah, I'm coming
I
Yeah, we were gonna give you one
Dude, that was a fun time, bro. I had a ton of fun. Yeah, that was good time. That was good time. That was fun
The artist with us
This is taxi
Was Nick Merck's theme sniping
Yes, she was mean I think on the new business map you might have
screen pp
and I missed it
ah just a quick pee Bob
just a quick in
next snitch I'm just saying
he might have glanced over at the self-monitor
oh just one of these?
little ooks
ooks
little like
flick of the eyes
that'll happen
it'll happen
rogue knows all about that
it'll happen
glancing
that'll happen
that'll happen
it'll happen
he used a stream snipe in an apex
you are making up crazy stuff
Crazy Stan.
This is fucking Streepside Mania.
That actually built his life off of Streepside Mania.
Yeah, well, little strip.
Yeah, but at least that was funny.
We just did it to win a ranked game.
Yeah, you got farmed.
True.
I know it's time to apply the skills we have learned
to the real test.
Life's here, boys.
Let's get those Elos up.
Well, give Elos.
I
See my one that a bi tournament
You didn't finish watching it no they they they
They
We did win! Let fucking go!
No way! They calculated it wrong, so we told them.
We actually won! We actually won the ABI!
What a god, it says right here!
Team NA, 70 billion.
Team Hispanic, 66 million.
Too easy. Too easy, boys.
Too easy.
Okay, he's paying us.
I'll take the other one.
You guys want Mirage?
That's right.
Yes, how do I like-
U.S.A! U.S.A!
Actually, we actually won that.
That's cool.
Ooh, we got a $14,999 of $15,000 in an unranked.
This should be easy, boys.
We talked about this all day.
He's in his rank-up game. He's very quaking.
Yeah, yeah.
Quaking.
mm-hmm
All right, so we're just playing for fun now. I can turn the cheats off and shit. Yeah, you can turn the cheats off. Don't worry
My knife
What happened to rust oh nothing happened right
They dress tomorrow. Yeah, I was tomorrow
Hmm rush tomorrow rush tomorrow. I'm in. What's going on? I've barely played rust last time I played with like 2017 or 2018
What makes it so addicting? Oh, dude, I'm telling you just you have to be there. You have to experience it
Looky you had to be there. It's not the same. I think I played it with sweet like a long
Maybe this will be fun. I do. I think it will be fun
No streamers can play rust anymore because of how toxic it is. It won't just a general and then you're a streamer
I guess we need a good chance to really do it. There's no like super rust mains plane
No, there's no stone. No, I'm not allowing anyone that streams rust or mains rust in the severed
Not the best on
Go pee.
Got this taxi.
You need to defend this side of the road.
Oh, fuck my ass.
I'm sorry.
Try.
Try.
Look here, I must have-
to keep the people around up. One of the tricks. It's a great day. Tomorrow is today. We're
just taking leave of doing runs today. She went and lived in one of those hilarious places
and it's still like last week or whatever.
Let's go!
Oh!
Come on, kid.
Oh my god, I didn't like it.
Watch this.
Come back.
Pick out Squeaky!
Oh my!
One push, one push!
Good night!
There's two people there.
What?
What?
I saw him in the face!
No matter, no matter.
I'm locking it, I'm locking it.
Couple of warm rounds, it's time to really get down to the nitty gritty.
99 in 2, are you fucking my ass?
Do you see that? Do you see that at the top? 99 into that guy can go fuck himself.
I'm gonna smoke this close and then we can rush through.
He's at three times gotta be.
Yeah, peeking. One might be lower.
One's gonna be pushing behind from squeaky.
Is this guy close?
We have lower if you guys wanna play it.
Window 20?
No.
Window dead?
Okay.
A is clear if you guys wanna come A.
We had to play B.
Watch, watch, watch.
One's shot down.
time
He's not fully pleased to do in this
Good work out there, JG. Good work. Thank you, man. Thank you for bringing me around the
That's pretty much exactly what you want to do.
Fuckin' invoice.
Strike your bomb.
Copy.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Who is to save my boy?
Which one of you is more good than good?
Ah, man!
Picky-bye boy.
Good man.
You do get an extra bag.
Oh my.
Oh.
Two in two hours out.
Oh, one pushed the main as well.
No.
They're aggressive.
What are they doing?
He's one.
One on roof.
You see this?
One on roof.
He's Tiger Scout.
On our roof.
One on, on, on.
this right here
that behind the side
grant
single single
okay
nope
i'm sorry i planted it the wrong spot i guess
no it's not
i just wish he fucking peeked me instead of playing with the checklist
fuck him for playing at the correct way
fuck him for doing the right thing
he's such a shit
if I would have been only coming out of top
he would have been fine but I missed
fuck him
alright
SMG rush A what do you boys think
come down
come down
and
ride
I'm gonna buy an 8 for the board
oh man
I got a smoke for 3-5 or plus 1
One down. One down. One minute, one minute, one minute.
Two guys. One guy. Oh, they rush for him. One.
Oh, ass. Kenwin.
Three of us have zero kills. I'm gonna rush us back. Well, that's X. Oh my god, we're
Yeah, yeah, that's who's a CT side we don't suck
Yeah
Welcome
Now we lock it in
Let's go outside wait actually I was getting to the roof like the last time
Oh my god, I know they're just in mini. We culture
What behind us again, yes
People coming from okay, they're insane
Madman
I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing go outside
Okay, thank you.
I hit him once.
One's super low outside. Try Mini.
There we go. That was incredible.
Probably haven't.
I heard one on metal.
I
Fucking thing
Taxi is graduated from the four the zero killer either you and me
I don't know what to buy, man.
Yeah, I don't.
I'll tell you that real quick.
Nothing I buy really stops me from beating the living shit out of me.
I'm just gonna save.
I'm not trying to kill the guy.
Gross.
One keeps attacking from all angles.
What the fuck?
Where my gun go?
I'm guys pushing outside.
Okay, someone's in my gun.
this time it's not the man
what was inside of it so long
this time
there's a lot of insane guys
you bastard
got one outside, I think we take outside
I killed an enemy
I'm gonna smoke site. We can put it on the screen last guy was T spawn outside
fucking
running back site
Hey, but the blue box look mini look look mini
He's a lobby lobby lobby where we come from here
Mr. Drank
I'm getting close to you and so
I'm stepping up our game, boys. We're stepping up our game.
Jack, if anybody's getting off, I'll be the one leaving, buddy.
Remember that one time? Yeah, thank you.
Nobody.
Everybody.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Yeah, buddy.
There's two cases.
Oh, man, there's a quick case, not a quick case.
Hey, quick open!
Oh, no way!
Wanna take a look? I got a pig!
Nice.
Oh, nice.
We might be rushing out.
They're rushing out of the-
Oh, you get fucked!
It fisted you fucking bitch!
What does this help?
Put the crap, put the crap!
Is that any machines?
Think?
Ending machines?
Yeah, bidding machines!
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
So, I just looked-
Look, look at my shot.
I just looked at my shot.
He's alright, he's alright, he's alright.
I'm pushing through.
Oh!
She's on the ramp.
You guys can kill him.
I'm coming through!
Oh!
Oh!
Nice, Jack.
I don't know how to-
We're trapped, we're trapped, we're trapped!
We're trapped, we're trapped!
3v2, boys.
3v1.
Got one from the hut.
coming it's the point lower you guys can hold double ramp and then did you
could play on the place with the trophy that is gone
movie what I hold your love where you where you plan she's planning behind
the thing you're gonna want like up her here look at the spooky doors and
shit look over there I'm not you're gonna happen yeah my god like what is this
this whole track. Let me see your knife trick.
I mean, there's one coming. It's all it's got. Oh, not me.
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. So you say that we go down.
Run
Please the knife is gone
You like that knife
I don't know what's good on this game zero kids
And your knife is ugly forces forces
I know how to finish guys off pal you take a page for my
No one
On ct got him nice
Let's go secret come coming
All right, all right
Never mind fuck you fuck you ever mind fuck you
the
picture
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
baby I just got one big from once having rafters and meeting lobby or not lobby
sorry and a way secret he my precious they're trying to get my a.k.a. that's
why he's smoking that the secret is safe with me you like that I can't even
So we're not right now. I'm not you. I'm in a bit
Okay
Hey, dad, dude, yeah, we can go below you guys you might be going bent
No
You have sixteen thousand
Thank you weaponry
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Jack, come outside with me.
Did you jump?
Come in, guy.
You're swimming, right?
Get in, boys.
Yep.
We're getting this guy a ramp.
Jump on my head.
Jump on my head.
I did.
I'm on it.
Okay.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Jump again.
Jump again.
Okay.
Next time you land, you run forward and jump, and you hit one.
Okay.
Okay, we're ready jump run forward shoot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you, thank you. Thank you
You judge judge
got him thank you thank you thank you thank you okay drag in spawn we do it
okay okay okay what do you want me to jump on your head okay so I want you
to jump on me when I'm crouching all right okay and when I stand up don't do
anything oh you're doing ready to be ready to jump again and then when you
land you run forward okay so we're gonna go this way get on my head okay when
you head okay jump again and stand up okay next time you jump run forward okay
when you land and then jump
I've done a bit of rape.
Okay.
No, you didn't do it right.
I don't know if you know, but...
Pull the knife up and pull the knife up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Good on you.
I'm gonna go this way.
Oh!
Don't do anything.
I'm letting you stay.
He said he's using...
What is he doing?
Oh, does he know?
They're being up here.
Oh!
What are you guys doing back there?
We're having sex!
Nice!
He's hit. One time?
He made the jerk in each other off!
And the whole Legion's sneaking up behind us!
No!
I got the shot off too.
You still a lobby to the left? Bending machine jerk?
I hear the scoping in by the way all beautiful
Okay, just forget I said anything
What are we doing
You're lucky it ended.
I hear him.
Yeah, I think...
Good gold for the team.
Dude on the first or second jump?
First.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
And then we land home.
Yep.
Alright, you watching Jack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On two shabby boys.
There you go.
Oops, sorry.
We're done.
Okay.
Left or back?
Okay, go.
See?
Whoa.
See how blue's got on.
Got all that for that, dude.
There's green here once.
I
You you're too dense
One's behind the vents
Your team your team
How I don't know
Just shot
You can do that like in crazier situations back for like you can like beat people do a peak that's normally
Do you think you get to first yeah?
Yeah, dude, I'm like I'm looking down on my keyboard half them
I want me to pull that out of my ass mid rounds. Yeah, I'm not the one in shirt
I'm shopping outside. I
Didn't think it was gonna be that
rounds
Oh, fuck.
Stare at each other.
You lost each other's eyes.
Hey.
They're planting.
I'm secret. Come here.
One seven.
I
It's a tough one
Seven to seven high game boys neck and neck
We are serious
SSG outside. Oh, hold on. Oh, no outside boys. Don't get past me
I'm going up top. Yeah. Good question. Good question. If you have any ideas. Two left
side. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Jesus.
He's in the squeaky door.
Yeah, love it.
You got to fuse, you got to fuse, and you got to hold the other, the doorway right
here.
Hit it.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Get the fuse again.
What happened, what happened?
Oh no.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I feel like I got it.
You see those shots.
You see those shots.
I mean, did you see those shots?
That was crazy.
I got four headshots with the SSC, one on no scope.
That was crazy.
Oh, that was a G.
Yeah, I got four headshots with it.
The last one was a no scope.
We got a cookin' ball, we got a cookin'.
We can't do this.
the
meeting outside
fire the hole
two two two two two two
oh oh oh oh
is that a combo?
oh oh oh oh oh
oh ramp got it
they were all there
how about that dude
they're panting A
Let's craft it faster.
Oh, we're almost on the machines.
Oh, do you live here?
No!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
They drink that.
They drink that.
They sent, I guess they will take it back.
They're 100% for them in the machine.
What was that?
What was that call that you were trying to say was drag?
Say all on me, all on me.
God, you, God, yeah.
I like you a cold-starred Aquavius.
Oh my god.
Why are you driving?
I got income.
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
I got him come fucking was not right outside
I'll try outside
Oh
They're going down
What the fuck is he doing there that scared the fuck out of me so winnable
Oh
You try you try try
What I would have done
Thank God.
Give the SSD one more shot, boys.
One more shot.
I'm gonna fucking swarm that shit, dude.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck it.
You guys are good at the T side. I'll give them that.
I'm gonna fair ramp again.
I'm rushing hot.
fire
No, Greg
Oh my god, there's what there's no one better machine which I didn't do my push up
I think they are they just picked up a gun right here
They're gonna go ramp, here they come.
They're planting.
Yeah, B.
Yeah, they're planting lower.
They're planting right in front of us, peanut.
But they're like on the left side.
What, close door?
Close door?
Probably gonna swing you.
Close door.
Here we go.
Go what?
I'm gone.
the above your head above your head on the railing
oh shit what the fuck
where did he come
oh put the ssg away boys
where put the ssg away
too close
god damn brother
7-11 boys 7-11
fuck this
map
i don't know
Let me hold that side, the old man.
Just watch this squeaky door, wanna be a drag maybe?
Yeah, watch me.
Over there, yeah.
From where?
From where?
From where?
From where?
Um, I think here.
Like this room.
They're coming outside, they're smoking.
Yeah, they're smoking, they're 5 util outside.
Yeah, outside, outside, outside.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Got one.
Oh jeez, they're one there.
I'm just taking a nap, no way!
This timing, R&R and sub-diamond.
There's an up, down, outside when you win this.
This would be...
Heaven.
Watch, watch, watch!
Quick, quick!
Good work, boy! Good work!
All right, all right, all right. We're still in this
I would trade you this AK well it up
We have a deal
Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Yeah
Let us
Let us proceed
I'm holding squakie
No one!
Nice, you're huge
One main, I think
Oh, wait, wait, watch out!
Do it!
I'm gonna send you a bomb, a bomb
One more, dingy, you can swing fast
One's on a mini, nice
One's up top, he's just
Yeah, I don't see you
I'm right behind you, Cassie
Where?
That's the guy, that's the guy, I'm sorry about that
He just jumped off his-
He's on the right side.
Alright.
Oh, that's that aim.
That's the only way to save him.
You're out.
I don't need help.
I need help, Georgie!
You got her.
God damn it!
I'm fucking in, bro.
Heeheehee.
I think I broke my finger.
Yes, yeah, that's me. I'm not sure I was guessing it's hard to tell
Not
That was incredible.
I'm so bad.
I don't want to say anything but
I kind of
couldn't do the whole game.
I could easily reload my M4 and my child.
Bad.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in boys.
We're going to overdrive.
We need for daddy while missing this entire mag.
Good.
Taxi I need you.
Is that English?
oh my god there's one left door but there's a lot of them there's four up
come and see dude oh nice shot one more top railing up left what's probably ramp
I
Command up up left right
You tried that was a good try boys
That's on me
I was a little look into what it was like when we were doing customs
A little look no, no the first game I was on up and the third game I was on point and then the last
The last game for you
That's how it goes that is how the wind blows
I could find the reload button
That would be splendid
No, I tried reloading there, but I hate
So I was like let's just hit two
Ahhhh, it happens to everybody. It happens to anyone. It happens to anyone.
Perhaps a quick gold? Perhaps a quick gold for the boy again?
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
I already have a quick gold.
I've been scared of a quick papers.
We rock!
I
Do though that reasons are being taken thinking sir thinking good sir. Thank you. Good sir
Keep one skin issue one is tracks like third week on a keyboard. He's still learning the ropes
He's pretty good. He's right. He good pretty good. Gotta look down to find that our key
Other customs over yeah, yeah, mr. Merks. He was bedtime. Mr. Taylor was bedtime close
He had to get some set I for some good old Japanese often put sport right before some set I
I was like, I know he's with you Maraj
Um
What about ghosts?
Ghosts? I mean that's absolutely.
Ghosts is fun.
Uh-oh.
It's a taxi but nothing.
It's a taxi.
Do you have kids? Did he say he was going to wear it?
Are they here?
Taxi!
Do we miss it? Did he say he was going somewhere?
Don't think Peter reads free tats? Ha ha ha ha.
You're one of those stupid fuckers, ain't ya?
There's a couple of you in there. There's a couple.
Look up at the chat and see if you're a dang.
Like finding a great fuck in the wild.
and you see one is beautiful.
You just want to stand there.
I'm back.
Gaze and awe.
Welcome back, buddy.
Beautiful sight.
One of nature's best to have to miss.
Spotted.
Yes, that's right.
Spotted.
There he is.
There he is.
We've been waiting.
We've been waiting nine and a half hours.
That's what you get for being patient.
You get the big prize.
You get the big prize.
My wife hates you. Well, I hate your wife. So
Got something in common
Fuck your life, what it makes us best right this way to try it
Want to turn it we want to turn we actually got first place he recounted
It's actually wait it's actually back in here. Yes. You good
see it I hate my own wife all right all right okay all right thank you for
sharing good sir thank you for sharing good sir thank you
That'd be it for him.
There they go for the boys back home.
Brits hands, Brits hands, lucky pregame case opening.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm cheating on my wife.
All right boys, this is LG-
There you go, buddy.
Yeah, yeah, okay
You're watching a peanut play CS 2 at one in the morning on a Thursday. What's her name left hand?
Mistress yeah, five-fingered mistress
Wake too long
I woke up at like six and today
We'll go for Dustin Ross I like it. I like it. I like it
Or get this
Hey, well, I had to sit exactly exactly this hand via this hand via
Yeah.
Good.
Perfect.
Oh my God.
Exactly what we wanted.
Exactly what we wanted.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Hmm.
CT side.
Ah.
Alright.
Let's just.
Oh, honestly.
Honestly, I was going to CT side.
CT side.
I performed much better on CT side this map.
Exceed for last.
I'm sniping.
You suck at it.
You only win with an AK.
That's not true.
That's sliders.
Alright Rogan.
This is our site bro, this is our rifle, this is our gun.
B-side is ours, come in and have fun.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Me and Drac got B-side guys.
that's what's
i'll take me like me but it's confusing
it was a cool game
if you have a download it is a cool game
what
yeah you you should this is gonna be the biggest thing ever
i know i'm
fuck
mm-hmm mm-hmm
You're missing out pal, you're missing out.
Come on, come on.
Hello?
You got a jack?
Your turn?
OK, OK.
Let me go, cat.
You guys just, one's cat, just go.
This guy's trying to go lower.
Oh my.
You guys got that.
Excuse me jack, good job.
Excuse me.
Back to my side by bike.
I might have run back.
They run back.
What could be?
My god, I made it
B1 mark on me funds
There's a group of flustered
I'm with you guys. You're going to be me
You have got
Yeah, yeah, I always thought you might just be good at apex, but your bitchlessness knows no
You are incredible at this game!
Yeah, Tex is pretty fucking good.
He's just bitchless.
He's got a good blood.
Alright, let's do this.
What are you talking about?
You, motherfucker?
My you, rogue!
Oh, well, I played a long time ago,
so like it all just comes back a little bit late.
Wham!
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Fucking boys laughing.
Fire the hose!
Hey, you might be going catwalk!
I got him. I got him. I got him.
Oh my god. Take that fool.
What? What? What? What? What? What? Oh my god. I'll hit him. I'll hit him. I'll hit
him. I'll sit back. I'll sit back. Go ahead. He's always on the knife. Oh, okay.
Oh my god, guys guys, he's actually he's actually close boss. This is not a joke. I thought you're pushing. That's why I did that
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Come on, good work, good work.
I had a Tarot card.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's actually one better than another.
There's a big ghillie.
But you won't find it, man, good job, man!
Thank you, my boy.
Yeah, people say it's better.
Because it's a little bit easier if you control for a bunch of bloods.
Yes, on that.
Well
Those are kind of 50-50 on her now, but mostly I'm for you when I actually say long long I think
You didn't see that coming
I
Try nice try try good try good try
for that dude. What? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that game looks fun as fuck. It is fun as fuck.
You ever played it? No. It is the oldest game. Yeah, I know. It's oldest as fuck. I was
like seeing that on PC back then. Oh my god. Oh my god. At least one. I can't hit shit.
Holy shit, he just predicted I was right there!
It's D, I think?
At your med.
Oh! Fuck my ass!
One's coming from CT.
Not hit.
Oh, I got stuck on the fucking rail dude. I tried to get over the box.
all right well I'm poor what's the movie your voice yeah maybe you're an
insect well it's okay mm-hmm a long hundred percent you know the shotgun I'm
going short with a shotgun shotgun
no that we're doing this right when you're watching the door
Yeah!
You're a boys!
You should be weak.
There's been so much fun!
Okay, that's a little weird.
I'll go, I'll go.
I'm done for.
That's a little weird.
Ooh, man!
Gosh, dang it!
Yeah, scowling.
I want the move.
Smoke!
I'm advancing into enemy territory.
There he starts, there he finds.
Oh excellent
I'm going in boys
He's not coming in
No
No
Oh
I thought you were holding it. I thought you were holding it. Oh my god
I
No armor
And you hold it up buddy would have cremated me before I got happily done
Oh no! One long!
Okay, I'm holding one, eh?
I'll let you guys know when I come in.
You smoke, Bill!
At least one long, eh?
One long, eh?
I'm holding one short, one long.
Okay, precise.
I
Like a boys dead and then be here somebody was
He's cooking over tons of things
right there peanut yeah right there. Oh shit jeep you took it off of them. Oh you know what?
Sorry peanut. That's okay boss. That's okay boss. That's okay boss. That's okay boss.
got this hundred percent that guy sucks
track two gifts that if you win this two
fuck it make it three oh my god I need this
I'm on your core
nothing for you you get nothing in your
Long. Long. Long.
Where they're on long time?
Sneak it up behind you. Long.
Careful mid-dragging.
Yeah, yeah, one's supposed to be in my car.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
One's on site.
Oh!
I think these guys might be on last.
He's here.
He's doing it, he's doing it!
He's doing it, he's doing it!
He's doing it!
Good work!
Counter terrorist!
We're gonna get him!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
Okay.
Counter-terrorist win.
All right, so these guys have 100% watching the stream,
by the way.
I don't know if you saw any footage of that, but.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, so watch out, watch out.
They're gonna know where we're going.
Don't over-rotate.
Not over-rotate.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Shock of it.
Telling us to lock in when you're at the bottom, peanut.
Watch this.
Fucking lock I'm locked in pal. I'm locked out of a bit more
It's gonna be a again to be a good watch
One spot on panels just waiting for the rotate
Dude I got fucking flashed!
Oh my flashed!
Did you?
Don't need to steal that gun
You can just pull me with that one
Dude I had double vision I couldn't see where I was
I was shooting because I was flashed you by me and important to
Excited I'm in voice. I'm going lower with this one
We're pushed long
Dr. Lobby, maybe perhaps
The triple flash long quad five it's lashes fucking second second, okay?
I lost sight I lost sight
Oh my god so many people
Oh, come on, boys!
Oh, I hear a shadowy roar!
Oh, she's so close already!
We were on site!
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
I would say stack A, but they would hear me say stack A.
So we can't stack A.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Another plan, Chief?
What you playing?
Oh my god, P?
86?
Oh my god!
Oh, yeah, nice.
I kill him long, one more long.
At least we got that one guys.
Oh my god it's just me isn't it.
Yeah.
We're getting streamed high.
We got the Arc Raider skin.
I know.
What do we all play those?
Terrorists win.
We can come back.
We can come back.
Can you guys hide screen for a second?
I have twice words for the pilot for the mean
I think I didn't I wasn't you have to wait for it to come back like wait for the spirit get away for the jet
Just be it
I mean I wouldn't be close to square. Just fuck you out of red. You're good. That shirt ripped like a Beyblade
Now you can I show my screen?
Yeah, okay. Okay. I didn't even see what type it is. Hey, you need that. Okay. You blocked. Oh, I see we did. Nice
Oh my god, they're not me, they're jumping there.
Oh my shit, it's so crazy.
Oh, he just hopped through the wall because he's...
Damn.
These guys are fucking busy man.
Oh my god
All right, all right, all right, quick lucky three piece gold case
Oh
Got the rooster god and lock it in boys lucky we used to beat these gentlemen with ease
Like that oh my god
Oh, I did not mean a joke to me
I need this they're planting
Long
I can't see anything
Carbock
Oh my dude, like, um, I'm gonna lose my mind
my mind we're not out of this just yet
that's what I was looking at no it's not cook we got this we got this
I
Rush a
Yeah, you know that get T-sided map anyways boys. We got this
I like that taxi getting in there fucking heads. I drag it look
one back side
one back side
walk up walk up
Yeah, you double fuck him when he lost his first guy bop him in the fucking body
Ready for this
Hey, we got him. Oh, we can get him. Oh, I got him. I got him. Okay. Nice. Oh, we did him. Nice
Nice.
I struck out one long, but you guys can one, yeah yeah go plant B or A sorry.
Go go go!
It's not planted for you guys at long, you guys are going to have to get close to site.
Plant it for cat.
What?
Oh, handle it.
Good.
Where's your saxophone?
Oh, hey, let's good. Where's this last one?
And how you do it boys and how you do it
There's something jumping
SSG do over and is back up
Rest of the game, and I'm cheating on my wife
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The stakes are high.
No, no, no.
We need a tap, by the way. Not me.
Tommy, save that.
That's right.
We need a tap.
Oh, no, no.
Alright, rush the ship.
Get up.
We're saving.
Got one.
Nice, sir.
One on the left.
What?
What?
No one?
No.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Damn.
What the fuck?
Dude, you're a weirdo.
Good work, boys. Good work.
Shit, I'm weird.
We're saving your marriage, Sam.
We're saving your marriage.
I'm lowkey on, like, different things.
Oh my god!
Are you being a sh...
There's a ton of us in our spawn!
No! I knew it was coming!
You want it?
What the fuck?
I need one more.
Watch this one.
I'll be with you.
Did you think I'd have to fly out of the tunnel?
Be careful.
That should do.
You left over here.
No, that smoke...
That timing of that smoke on the way is crazy.
I'm sorry I didn't realize there was not many people I'm not gonna lie
Actually the one coming they they pissed the rest
She's strategy
We're gonna do hero. Oh my god, you win this we're cheap by anyways to this recipe
She finds you where she wants you fucking
I'm gonna wait for smoking and going yeah
I'm going in
I'm going in
Oh, no, it's pretty good now
Once window
Other than I'm moving on branch back, we did pretty good
Yeah, I think I walked in front of you
Yeah, I think so
So there's a good basis back shots. I unloaded on your back
Yeah, I'm trying to finish off another gentleman nice and warm on my lower back. It's my apologies. I apologize
Perhaps cat
We'll see what that plan
It's only 12 to 5. We're still in this place that over to the fact that he sings
Oh, go ahead, Rode! Go ahead!
One more mid-offing.
Oh, perfect!
Oh, he's trying to...
There he is, there he is!
He's fucking dead.
No, he's weak!
Oh, shit.
Please, shit, man, that guy is crazy.
Okay, go ahead, Rode.
I'll be in my...
He's just showing attacks at two each of you in this one.
Oh, I mean...
I mean
he's a dick, a dick!
Chow that fucking bitch!
nice
get that bomb and go
you got this!
go away!
eeeeh
eeeeh
yeah, looky, jump that up
alright
oh, thank you good jerk
I will use it wisely
get that pig dead
bro got 3 pigs
I got three pigs
Little swabs you know, oh, I gotta get my aK back then
Let's go
I
Oh my god
Bitch no back girl site back first night. Yeah, I don't like toys
I'm gonna want you boys. Oh
He's weak. Okay
Correct
Well, man that guy just
Oh, man, he's dead. Holy fuck.
No! Oh my god, where? Go ahead.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's get both.
Turn it off!
Flattle, flattle!
Oh my god, oh my god, holy shit, what is he doing?
You are a fucking lot.
He basically just shot a flash at me.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
What is he saying?
Why can't I do this on map one?
Fuck it in boys.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
We're running this game.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
Yeah
Oh my god, I can't even know what is nice
Nice actually
And I know ready. Oh my gosh. I'm in the back of the head. I'm one good. So good
Going back coming back
Oh, let's take the sides. Oh, oh my god, bro
I got fucking downed. It's probably ct
Alright, let's just play it.
So I just got so inspired by Pino Bill, I'm fucking trolling.
That was the most locked in I've ever seen me on character like, and I'm not even playing.
Ah yeah, there's boys.
The team leader Dutch.
They're bringing home the team.
What was the point of the decoy?
Take the fucking video away.
I think he's gonna take that!
They were saving that run anyway, so if he has a gun, killed Taxi.
Taxi you took his gun saved it
I'll go find him. He's an awkward I think
He ain't coming he ain't coming
We got this we've got this is not a game boys. It's not game
12-9, lock it in. Lock it in. Lock it in.
You rush, Loki? We all have a spawn.
P-Lite, you just kill the cross.
Oh, boss, boss, boss!
I'm done. I'm in.
I'm frosty.
We got this. We got this in the bag.
It's our game. It's our moment!
Four rocks!
One crossed. Two crossed.
Three crossed.
Yeah, three on challenge
I'm sure you see zero I'm sure you can
What?
I'm fucking muted.
Crunch back.
No!
Stand up.
Okay.
Dude, we gotta hold on to the camera.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
that
tons
It's a little unlucky
I'm a mannequin right off you guys go be you guys go be you guys got to go be for sure see
I gotta do it now
Oh no
Oh
Fucking guy there
That's how the cookie grumbles
That is how the cookie grubbers boys
Okay, that's that's it. That's it for me. I can't you mind one more game and that'll be it for us
I love you guys. You guys are all such
He's called a slur. I see you guys are all such beautiful people. Oh, it's my kind of cut out. We said you
What if there's one more game back you guys I love you guys. I love you bitch. Get in here one more
What what about one more quick one?
but he just actually left it past his bug what if we got the closey guy who is
that I'm zero space dot space zero
oh dad oh I don't think he's on anymore did the one is it the guy that goes
Just lock in! Let's ride!
No, he's definitely... No, we got that guy.
Like some kind of a fucking nut.
Erdy's the best. Erdy's... nothing.
He had one good round. Relax.
Two? Are you kidding me? I got a 4k and saved two rounds in a row!
Two good rounds!
Two. Two good rounds.
That's enough for me.
We can't keep without a fifth version
Oh boys. Oh boys. That's that's a tough one. That is a tough one
That guy's really fucked us over. Yeah, it's really fucked us over
We have a fifth in mind we have in mind
We what's Chuck doing bro like let me see he is playing he says he's playing deathmats
He's like 28,000 elo though. I don't know if we want that
I don't know if you want that or this is do we have oh I guess you're right
maidshot is one point off of a win okay yeah I'm done for that well wait he's
probably with people though huh I don't know who's he with was his maidshot with
anyone he's got a four man team yep oh what if we convinced him to leave to play
one game when they're probably going to play longer than that wait they're offline grinding
they are they are offline grinding maybe they'll come join us then yeah maybe yeah you know
I don't know if you have to message you probably want you probably want we need we wait what
was that yeah what about that she's we have that she's text message he's the same spot
he's playing with them offline oh I work my dog real quick why you guys are more dashy
made and uh... clutch
i was your truck in here
the drug
slash hope
you're only hope
you have a DMs
trucks
we should be looking for hands-on that they used to make you good
uh...
uh...
Left it again two time maybe.
You know we really need eight people for that then too.
You wait, wait, does he have a text message?
Yeah, I texted him on Discord.
Okay, good, I'll text him as well.
We see, we see.
Mr. Truck, Mr. Truck, looking for him?
He wants to be competitive,
but that's not for me, obviously, but.
Yeah, we could do that.
We could do that.
You just do that?
Yeah, we can just do that.
Let's just do that.
Let's just do that.
We can pick the map, too.
Which one are we going for?
You pick.
I can pick the map.
Which one do we even do, boys?
Which one do we do?
That aim check.
Raj.
Can you do this?
Raj.
We could do one of the spicy maps, too.
Take a top three real quick.
Train?
Train?
I mean I was a train.
I don't really know how to play train though.
Office we're scared.
I've never played office.
You guys ever played office?
Uh, nope.
Hmm.
Let's do train.
That's the hostage map, office in Italy is.
Hostage map?
Yeah.
Hostage map? Wait, did this dude just say he was gonna go walk his dog? He did say he was gonna walk his dog.
It's like, it's like you have to play against, I don't know how many people it is, it's like 10 people on each team or something, and you have to go and get a hostage.
That dog's dumb. Let's do trade.
Yeah, don't, please don't. I tried it one time and I can't say that on stream.
stream um just wanted to hold it forward the game you know let's do yeah let's
let's stick to trade that's a great idea Genji a little bit of trade hmm
good yeah hostage is 5v5 that's not how it was when I played it maybe you doing
the the deathmatch or casual casual casual
obviously for prop on hold here
did you play if you play office on
competitive do you still get hostages
now that works I should have something to do
did you do oh dude I know that which we
you hostages then? I mean I do some hostages. Wait, Chindy said do you hate hostages or?
I mean we can try it but it was... Let's do some hostages! Let's do some hostages!
Okay!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Uh, do we think you're cool? Uh... Hostages, T defending side. Oh, so it's
Okay, oh, so it's like the terrorists are the defenders now because they
terrorists love
Hostages that's like they're like top five favorite things one of the top five things they like
Yeah, okay. It makes sense. That makes sense. It makes sense. Okay
Mr. Good my boy good man good man
And she let you know my ladies and business is a woman one lady. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. All right
So good used to say the good lady thing. Oh
Thank you boys
They tried we hope is nature getting off of his team. Yeah, I'm getting word that needs somebody getting out of his team
These are the note that's why I'm hearing
That's true
I don't even see money boy. He got off. So he's not on he's on one died. Thanks
They all they all left that other discord so they must have all gone off. Mm-hmm. That's not thinking that's not thinking
That's just overweight breaking news breaking news stop witness says the sky is blue. Oh
Rogue failed to accept it. Oh
oh it says i was looking for an a-shot
i'm so sorry i was looking for an a-shot
no worries no worries we had a taxi
except if he's walking his dog
because i got a mic in bed
i i fast
how would my dog accept that he's walking his dog
talking on the mic now
i got that dog in me
i got two wolves inside of me
they're fucking
I'm getting a noise complaint.
He looks like, oh my god.
Which I am so psyched up for us tomorrow.
I'm telling you, I did.
Let me give him my fucking steamy-D thing.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I just realized all the links.
Disassembled for the discord so I gotta be sitting those night, but I'm telling you
I have never been more hyped up for anything
Then this restaurant. I am going to dominate you're gonna be the
Just one of my this is what it's really called
Alpha
That's the quick terminology though. I'm that's the actually what they call it. That's what they call it
You are not big man, you may beat me in gunplay, but I am willing to do so much meth and stay
on for so long, I'll wait till you go to bed.
You are not going to be playing longer, are you kidding me?
Are you going to be cranked in big streams?
Well, I don't know if I'll stream more, but I'll play more out of the second.
You'd be offline. Yeah, dude. I let me tight rust back of the day being the boys
We'd have shifts I'd be on eight nine ten in the morning the teammates are all gonna be on the casino
I'll have enough materials they can double it triple the gambling addiction
I'll have that much scrap all beyond the roads collecting barrels going to launch site ripping the tank boom
Bam
Me and club got some farmers. We didn't even have to play that long. We're just gonna be locked
I am the father of our supply. I'm the killer the farmer the strategist the team leader
Don't you worry? We're sitting your base out. What what what's your what's your proximity? What's your square?
Which way would you like to know other boy? He's like to know you like you're a sunny guy, huh?
B6 to E5 pussy check out me. I'll be I'll be be doing
You ain't got no you ain't got nothing
I might even have to start the server early and not tell anyone
Oh, how fucking dare you?
Fuck you.
How fucking dare you?
Wait, we got a bug on our team?
A little bug in the trap?
A little bug?
Ah.
Go, go, go.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness how the fuck do you find your steam 65 you go to steam top right
and count details into the top left written in white what the fuck what is
this oh I have no idea I've never played this math except for like 10 years ago
where we go I don't know I see the H on the map is the hostages yeah maybe oh
stupid bitch I in spawn and here's a don't shoot the hostage is hey this is
not what I played last time but hold on what happens if you do shoot us do you
insta lose somebody to the house is you can't hit them but you definitely can
shoot them oh well he's you know he can you lose you lose your money no witnesses
I
Don't do grab them fuck my ass. Oh, he's got a hostage
All right, all right, all right, we do we just came back to our spot. Oh you played Italy. Yeah, that's why
That's why you don't remember.
No, I'm telling you, it was a hostage situation and it was like 10 people in each team and I literally wanted to just...
Not really, like a casual game.
Like a regular play?
Is he rude thing to say?
Oh, well, oh yeah, maybe that's the voice.
Rude thing to say.
What gun is he using?
You're a bad man and you're going to hell.
That was a P250, he bought a P250.
Locked him.
Huh.
Amorous.
Oh my god, what rank are we in? I don't know. I just said to a make a wish can
Okay, yeah, be careful that guy. I handle him. Oh my god
I tried to make a wish kid as well
No
W W this you did okay how do I get that gun is that gun that cool it's one
what my neighbor it looks like a weird thingy makes you like me that you what
What is it called?
Is it an auto-stab gun?
Oh, it seems like an auto-pistol with...
Oh, the CZ-75.
Oh, the CZ-75.
You have to pick that out of the 5-7.
Yep, replace it on your loadouts.
CZ-75.
Charlie Zedular-75.
Be dead, what's your dead?
I don't know where I'm going.
the hell's going on where I'm at that one
He's burning the hostage alive!
Oh my, who he actually is?
Oh, I said dead guy.
Did you let him do that?
I think it was his mate that was the hostage too.
No, I didn't.
Oh!
We are like that huh?
Not too confident now are you kids?
like this like this you can jazz back here oh and a partner in crime
partner in crime they're waiting for me you know okay I'm gonna taxi get out of
there go surfing with the hostage why is he there I thought they're both
chasing me. I thought I heard two footstep.
Alright lock it in boys. That's terrible. I should be P90 rush the hostage.
It's just grabbing. We only need one to win. Yeah I think we just need one. I don't
really know. Fuck the other guys. You can stay with the terrorists. I think it's
like a fail from the terrorists. It's like one good thing. I'm choosing Russian.
Crazy don't even stop spending just get in there
I
She did it!
Give me that! Give me that!
You're not making it!
Fucking fucking...
What's the...
Oh, it's a rescue kit.
Oh!
Why do we have that?
We can rescue him faster!
We can rescue your mom faster.
What the hell?
You can't hurt the hostage anymore.
That's what my buggy lives to tell me.
Maybe getting one guy though.
That is like the only way.
Yesterday might be because you were casual
Oh my god
Go go go
Yeah
How
No way we won
Oh, my god, he's terrible!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god, we're boys!
This is cool, this is cool.
Oh!
Yeah, so cool.
We got a hostage.
We saved the day.
We gotta do this.
We saved the day.
I think that guy is just unboxing and not even playing.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness. How do they give this a week?
That was the easiest shot I could have had on that guy possible I'm not gonna tell you
I
Guys even worse
Okay, he's so bad
this guy jumping headshot and good guy is good yeah write that down as one of
P90 rush the horses again next round
Different guy
Y'all
Want me
It's a ace
He's dead it has no kills you dog a man
the server is up. I say we get on an hour early and then can't be that's fine. Okay.
ass with rocks and shit
could just get
crossbows and nil guns and just probably should we should nail them
what the hell what the hell
i'd like to see you try bitch i'd like to see you try
hours check hours check what do you have
two thousand
no peanut what
How many hours in a row?
A million.
Crash back, greeny!
Even more.
Come on!
Take that!
Huh?
I'm lost!
I'm lost!
Ow!
I didn't know what I was going!
He's got 7 health combined.
That guy just unloaded his mag through the wall.
my eyes deceive me is that guy low at all I don't know
I like your map and lost his book well you could be thinking
technology I don't know how much more I can take
before the fall we got this easy boys
get our hats in the game.
You guys are so good.
Decoy.
Throwing flashback.
Flash, flash.
I'm kind of crazy right now.
You see this voice?
Oh my.
Oh, I'm coming to the hostage, run!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I'm going to move on!
Run!
Run Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Got him, got him, got him.
One more.
Go, go, go!
Is there any left, is there any left in the windows left?
Oh!
My!
Things.
I
Didn't meet him, he's off
Nice work
That guy sucks
Maybe he hands him though
Maybe he hands him the gentleman
mental bed
All right, I'm on boys fucks Tommy gets you it's time to walk it in you're open. Oh, I'm on it. I'm open
Trust me trust me
You already bastard
Yeah
I'm dead
Don't die. Thanks. Your car is too big. Yes, AIDS. You're slaying there, dude. Oh, my God.
Oh my god
I'm gonna get him.
Hello.
He crawls.
He crawls.
What's that?
Worth it.
No more ops. No more ops.
No more of them ops.
Get in boy. I'm just fucking coming inside though.
I'm bringing a M4 Manelli.
DMP.
Died.
Get that window.
Oh, I fucked one. I fucked one hard.
I hit it with a machete.
Oh behind us! He's stuck up on us!
We lost. I'm about to turn like...
Cause I followed Rico along. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Every night before I go to sleep...
You every night before I go to sleep...
Look Winston's there! Look at that!
I feel like we've been on the ct side for a little bit too long yeah that's what I'm saying
that's what I'm saying I was thinking the same thing part of the lock in English cuz it's
It's cool.
He's low.
He's low, my fucking dickin' balls.
I don't know if I know where he is.
Oh! Oh!
They shot two on the vending machines, boys. Watch out!
They shot us again.
I just watched Lil Boog's brain do circles right there.
I
Don't think they can right
What if we just I swear I swear everybody can hurt the hostage I definitely can't kill them both wish you terrorists hurt hostages
No, no, yes, test it. Yes. Yes. Yes
I don't think we're gonna get the answer from chat. I have a
Wanting to do the wrong thing. Just think about that. That is true. We would probably have to be the opposite of what they say
So we can't hurt the sausages or we can or we can't
Oh my god, there's a thousand of them!
They want me, they want me!
You guys might be the best office players I've ever played.
It's Peter.
Nice to see you.
Oh my.
What are you doing?
I'll stitch.
You're running the wrong way.
Yeah, how do you feel if the hostage is on you?
No fucking way.
Holy shit.
His hostage clipped, yep.
All right.
Where are these hostages at?
Oh, one's right here.
I'll guard this one. You guys get the other one.
You're handless. You're handless.
We'll have to walk together
Now they're all in that window
Boog is sleeping
Okay, how does he know I'm going all the what?
Locked in Mr. Taxi, locked in, this is your moment.
Locked in.
Good.
I'm by the vending machines.
You can have a snack later.
Did you see me?
No.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Get out of here!
Go off, taxi!
We're gonna go to the back window.
Is he going spawn?
Yes, yes, yes, stay after you.
That's where they're gonna bring the hostage.
Stop him! Stop him!
Don't let him take the hostage!
Oh, no.
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
No!
Oh, I just died.
Got it!
Hmm
Are you guys got this hot it's all got the other hostage
Even peas about I'm locked in
Except one zero one four one one
All right, don't you ever let him take you okay, I'm just gonna sit you separate
I don't wanna hear you.
What the fuck are you doing to the hostage?
Oh.
Taking sure he's comfortable.
You need me, water.
Yeah, these guys are...
He's like, you gotta know, these guys are extreme snipers.
These guys are extreme snipers.
You fuck out of me.
I
Stop them from taking the horses boys
They're taking the hallway on
I got killed by the make a wish came one at the doorway
Counter terrorists win.
Oh.
Oh.
We can't lose this. We can't lose this.
This is our first toss. We gotta take home the gold.
Fucking...
We won.
Aye, matey.
Positive vibes and shit like that?
Positive vibes.
I
Is a ride like the footsteps
Get rid of these block in my view. I'll move down. I'll move down. Get out of here
I'm holding the other house. There's fucking better down. I mean, I don't know
I
Have a fire over here boys
The art cook
If any machine
It was on Twitter the team and a one, you know, I saw
Okay, I'll buy you a beer.
Boog is fucking doid.
Oh my!
How do you just double take me?
You have to play with the other one on me.
Did you just double take me with an SSZ?
Is it?
Am I crazy?
Stop, dude.
Am I crazy?
Did you see that?
You double take me with an SSZ.
one's coming to me close, one down
I might be running through my building there
that was a good try, it was a good try
They have the hostage, they have the hostager!
Oh
Sorry got the other hostage they left him behind
I'll read you came out that you came just run a little faster
look at that cardio
oh I'm dead immediately oh my god I didn't come up right there
back in my back
what's Mr. Boog doing?
not much
not much
not much
not a whole lot
that Mr. Boog
though did you let him know we got this we got this we got this we got this in
the bag how do we how do we win we kill the other guys yeah yeah like the
fucking heads I mean I don't know man it's just
For some reason this game is a little bit harder than like every custom we did.
Dude, I know I'm not the best player, but this little boogs guy or whatever.
Like, actually trash, like I didn't think it got worse than me.
I'm not peeking that anymore. We are not peeking that ever again.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with him.
He took one of ours with him.
He took one of our own.
Can't believe war.
This guy is letting them run.
I'm done.
My choice is going.
You're away.
Theoretically,
Theoretically to your left.
Go work out there, team.
I did it.
I didn't show me me business job taxi. Good job, man. We're still in this one
Wait, why don't we just camp?
We could camp this body out
Like what why are we not camping our spawn? There's what our arse bond our spawn to where they have to bring it to us
Why don't we just can't it?
We said
She's right
He's going in he's going in he's good for one. He's good for one
Hey, right there he's good for one
Maybe he's even good for two
Oh
Gotcha, oh my
Look at the hushes boys. You'll be okay, ma'am. That guy is just better
You're gonna be okay. I hate him like three or four times with a P90 whatever that is
Oh
Good pings good pings
But if it's sexy watch looking very good. I watch this is a full reactionary flick watches
God, I'm pissed.
I mean, that guy's crazy.
I mean, the fact that he knows that...
He's running off the lead in one.
We're doing pretty good.
I mean, the fact that...
The fact that he did the same thing out there and kept this away from his...
Rogue, you are so handsome.
You bitch.
You're so beautiful.
Oh, look at that, you bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I'm never gonna stop loving you, bitch!
I love you, bitch!
smoke out
Hey, how you doing? Oh, what the?
I think you think it was mistake. I forgive you. You're gonna be Mr. Boogie. Okay, my son
I said
Oh, is that thing silence? Why do I know these are fucking quiet?
I don't know
I said that whenever you do that, it isn't whatever it's you drum. Got him!
I find a lot of people turning around in this game
I'm 12-9, 12-9! We might just have this boy!
Dude, that person must be in our chat because he went from 5 kills to 10 kills.
Uh, what does that mean?
Because I said he's got, he's worse than me and I didn't know it was possible.
Oh, he locked it in.
Yeah, he fucking marked in after I said that.
Yeah!
Take that, fool!
Watch out. You're not gonna want to see this.
Watch out, quick.
Flush me down!
Gotcha!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Boys are pushing the hostage over here.
Be careful touching this min out there.
They want the hostage.
You have a lot.
Bitch.
Hold the anime.
I do have Jinji or I have Jinji.
He's fucking camping by the house right now.
Jesus there's anime.
Next question.
It works. It works. It both works.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's pretty crazy in this game, boy.
Oh my god.
He's pretty crazy, boy.
Dude, he did do me, but he was trying so hard not to shoot the hostage.
We got 24 kills.
He's doing pretty good.
He's doing pretty good.
We're not doing anything.
Oh my god.
I'm not peeking at it.
Dangerous out there.
The boons got it.
Look for the rest of us.
We're in A.
Nice loot.
Goodbye, man.
I'm laughing.
I'm laughing.
God damn it.
What happened?
I mean, no way it's gonna happen.
We're laughing.
Oh my...
Take that!
I'm flashing. This guy needs to get out of the fucking...
I'm flashing.
Make him back here.
What is this place?
No, no, that's just like a back room to the other, like, the other spawn area.
Oh my god!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck it!
Nice!
Oh my!
Nice, nice job!
Yes sir, yes sir!
I'm going crazy, you see the boys!
That's not college, that's paper, that room you're in is called paper.
That room you're in is called paper.
I use paper towels.
Oh my God, you guys are locked in.
Oh my.
Don't beat that hallway.
He just out there.
Move.
You see him?
What if you see him?
You see him yet?
There.
Are you?
For the next round.
I think I'm pretty sure I hit him through you.
Yeah!
I'm nading it. I'm nading it.
It's bad.
Oh, dude, you dumbass.
Oh, what?
All right, Genji, your hostage is potentially in trouble.
Nice, Genji.
You have a motoc?
Oh, no, they got me!
Did we just lose?
Okay.
How did that turn so terrible so fast?
Um, I could think of one reason why.
Guys, guys, guys, how did we just lose that?
There's no way we just lost that.
That is not possible.
Oh, didn't have it in me?
Did not have it in me.
You lost a bunch of silvers!
How would we do it out there, boys?
I'm having one T8 kills.
That's how I do it.
That's how the team does it.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I did that was the last round. I was thinking about it. I see
I was gonna take it out
What I don't think would have any difference I died to it up so my damage was nullified
So I could one more normal game, right?
Did not I hopped on early. I've been on for 11 hours. I'm gonna one more normal game, right?
What no
Fuck man
All right, see you later everybody.
Goodbye.
See you later Alligators.
See you later Alligators, man.
All right, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now, boys, tomorrow is
the big day.
The big day is, well the day we have been waiting for.
moment of salvation the moment of salvation we are starting the last
server at 6 p.m. CT I've been hopping on to seven because I got a marriage the
server I guess started others might join at that time at 7 p.m. CT and let me
voice is gonna well actually well let me tell you this there's gonna be problems
if even one person leaks the IP we have to shut down the server and give it a
new IP so and there's like a hundred dudes joining and you know some of them in
the tap man bloke see guys you don't even know how a PC works can't even name one
part in the PC other than just calling it RAM or a TPU so I would assume it's
It's gonna get leaked two or three times,
and it's gonna get DDoS before we all can get in there.
So, get ready for that.
Get ready for that, get ready for that,
but after we, after that, after that,
we will be cooking.
We will be cooking, boys.
Yes, it's private service, yes.
It's trade-joining, hopefully.
That would be great.
That would be fantastic, that would be fantastic.
uh-hmm
don't choke in rust tube
i've never choked let me tell you boys i'm going to hit this bitch so hard
i am going to be mining rock
mining metal mining sulfur
hitting
hitting oil red going to the dome
grabbing stuff at the outpost lr 300
case okay i invited case but i don't know if case it does is case that doesn't
really play with a ton of people
If you know if you've noticed case so he kind of only plays by himself with like one or two other guys
I don't know if he I don't know if he do this plus
He's more family friendly. He's not family family friendly, but he's much more family friendly than we are so I don't know if that'll work
Maybe no, he's invited. He's invited. He'd like to join. He is very much invited
Is Nick Merck's joining? Yes. He is yes. He is and let me tell you a little prediction
I've all I've already asked close to you to keep them on the game
But let me give you a little prediction. Nick Burks dies five times on the beach with a rock and
then quits.
I want you to replay this clip.
And my prediction comes in fruition. When my prediction comes in fruition, I, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, clip that and play it back.
Well, you know what? I'll give him more than five times.
Okay, how about this I know that when he quits he will have a rock on a beach
I know that he won't be in his base
He won't have gotten a bed inside of a tree house or something you will be with the rock on a beach
I know that I know that but I give him 15 times. Let's do 15
All right, see you later everybody
see you later, gang. Have a good night. Have a good night, everybody. Max Holloway joining.
I see. I haven't really been able to get a... Oh, he actually gave me his phone number.
What do you guys got? Max Holloway's phone number. Sometimes I call him up late night.
What are you wearing? He then whispers into the phone for me. Sometimes he just sits there and
breathe for five minutes. Well, I jerk off vigorously. It is that motion. It is that
motion, gentlemen. It is that motion. But he has not responded to my DMs about the
rush. He has not. But we will see if we can get him in there. We will see if we can get
him in there. That would be fantastic. That would be great. That would be fantastic.
His motion with the lotion, motion with the lotion. All right, boys. Good night, everybody.
Have a good night.
I will see you on rush tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
You'll be hitting the rock.
Going to the airport, to the airfield,
doing all the doozy.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night boys, good night boys.
Good night gang.
Have a good night everybody.
Have a good night boys.
Good night.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night, everybody.
Rest up now, rest easy, good night.
Good night, everybody, good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night now.
Good night.
Good night, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night. Good night. Good night, everybody. Good night now. Good night, gang. Have a good
Have a good night now.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.