TheBurntPeanut
NUT RAIDERS | RIVEN TIDES | NEW UPDATE | WACKADOODLE WEDNESDAY | ATT CUP DRAFT TOMORROW | BANNED ON YOUTUBE FOR BEING TOO SEXY | #BUNGULATE
04-30-2026 · 6h 23m
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Let's go, let's go.
It is a beautiful day gentlemen a beautiful day a beautiful day guys let's give the gentleman
the floor oh wait it's Wednesday wait is it no it's not no fuck it is sorry all these
day it's kind of run together never mind whack a doodle Wednesday whack a doodle Wednesday whack a
doodle Wednesday that's oh oopsie poop cheese as they say oopsie poop cheese that's right it is
whack a doodle Wednesday whack a doodle Wednesday yes I think you may have noticed we have no
YouTube stream gentlemen and it is for one reason and one reason only I am too sexy
I am too sexy. I am too hot. My cock is too girthy. My cock is too long. They
wanted to have sex with me. They wanted to have sex with me and they were jealous
because they couldn't have sex with me. And that's what's going on. I actually
did get banned for a week on YouTube. I think it's a mistake. I think it is
a mistake I'm pretty sure it's a mistake I one of my rust videos dot I got a
strike for it or was it sexual gratification I thought it was because
you can you can see their dick and balls in the game but then when they
showed me the clip that I was banned for it was just like a regular clip
with not even any rust cocking balls it was just me with like a hazmat guy we
he would just, he would just kinda fuckin' stand in there.
And so I think of the AI or whatever the fuck they used
got confused and banned me.
So hopefully that gets resolved very soon.
R.C., hopefully it gets resolved before I report you,
thinking he was a soft voice.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, fuckin' go live on Facebook.
Yes, sheesh, sheesh, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that way all the grandmothers can see us play.
I can't wait, it's fantastic.
It's fantastic.
It's for the Japan joke.
It's not for the Japan joke, all right?
I don't know how that would be sexual gratification.
Did I get a little chubb when I was saying the joke?
Sure, all right.
But Kokeshi gets hard of Japanese stuff all the time.
He's never gotten banned.
You're talking about all the octobuses and the stuff?
So I don't think that's it at all.
Yeah, and he's all racist.
Oh. Oh yes, guys. Let's give the floor to everyone who wants to pitch about the game we're playing.
It's a tradition here. It's a tradition. It's a tradition. Everybody who doesn't like the game
I'm playing, put it in the chat right now. Get it all out. Get it all out. We will do this.
It's a tradition here. It's a, it's, I personally love the tradition. I personally love
of the tradition. It's my favorite part about the beginning of every stream. I get to see
everyone go, yeah, whatever game we're playing. And then all the people go, boo, whatever game
we're playing. It's my favorite tradition of the entire stream, gentlemen. I cannot lie
to you. I cannot lie to you. All right. Yes, there it is. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Yes, there we go. All right, perfect. Now that you've got it
out of your systems, now that you have it out of your systems, now it's really
time to start gaming and honestly boys I might play a little arc today honestly with this YouTube man
I'm kind of just relaxing I'm not gonna lie to you I'm kind of just relaxing I might do a havesy I
might do a holesy I might just whip my cock out on stream who knows who knows I might go balls to
wall and get naked I might get naked live on stream I have no idea I have no idea I might whip
it out I might whip it out live on stream mm-hmm that would make YouTube jealous because they
can't they would be able to see it today I'll see if my guys say I get a band
hopefully I get a band only can start the stream like halfway through um
which we make peanut butter from sheesh that would be my butthole that
would be my butthole I'm waiting for mr. where is he let me text him we're
paying with mr. drac today I'm gonna see I'm ready and then close he says he
might get on once he's done with the runs um we'll see we will see we
Who was he?
Yeah, four skin and all, four skin and all.
No YouTube live?
I just said I was bad for being too tellsy!
You're not listening!
Mm.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, why are you so late?
Oh, I was waiting for the YouTube band
to hopefully get lifted, but I failed.
I failed.
I think that my cock is simply too girthy.
That's one of the problems,
and I mean that's one of the problems.
There's ups and there's downs.
And today, we're taking the short end of the stick.
Mm, go YouTube live?
Oh my goodness, that's a great idea.
Why did I think of that?
Wait, let's go live on YouTube.
Shut up over there, shut up!
Somebody get that fucker a clip.
I just realized this is gonna be a question all stream.
Somebody make a clip, name it, name it.
Here you go, dumb bitch.
And then whenever someone asks for the YouTube,
I want you to reply.
I want you to reply to that comment.
with the clip that says, here you go dumb bitch.
All right, I need someone to take charge.
Who's gonna take charge?
Who's taking charge of this?
Who's gonna be my front man?
Who's my front man?
Who's my front man?
All right, thank you sir, thank you.
All right, you handle that.
Anytime someone asks for the YouTube stream,
link up the clip.
Make sure you name it, here you go dumb bitch.
Actually, it's kind of funny
because either I'm gonna find out,
probably within like an hour,
if the band is lifted
and I can just go live on YouTube tonight
if they're sticking with the band and I can't sing there for seven days which would be insane!
I mean I know I'm sexy but I mean come on! I mean come on! I'm sexy but I mean come on!
You don't have to be jealous of how sexy I am. Exactly, exactly. That's what I'm saying.
Oh, Jack doing that I think. There he is. Uh, Mr. Jack Walkerman!
Hey buddy. Hey, how you doing?
How you doing?
We were just going over that I was banned on YouTube for being way too sexy.
Oh, you got bit. What'd you do?
I was too sexy. I went my cock out live on stream.
Oh. Yeah, I know.
It was nice. Oh, it was fantastic.
Actually in the band notes that one of the YouTube devs said,
wow, is that some impressive veins you have on that?
He said, no, I guess I go, I have to ban you peanut.
But may I say excellent penis?
I mean, exquisite cocking balls, exquisite.
I'll see you the week, exquisite cocking balls.
Yeah. So. So was it the clip that I saw?
No, there was no clip.
It was it was for sexual gratification, which I thought was maybe
when you open up your inventory and rust it shows they're like blurry cock.
But oh, yeah.
That's what I thought it was but then they like you know how YouTube shows you a clip of why you got banned
The clip I don't know the clip was genuinely like nothing like I mean like I'm not saying like oh, I think it's a nothing
I match my opinion. I mean like genuinely like I think I made a mistake. Yeah, I
Think I think the whatever system to use make a mistake on on it. I don't know now. I don't know we'll find out find out
Yeah, I think it was just a mistake so hopefully we get that on bad today
Okay, either that I'm too sexy. I'm still it's still up in the air. It's still up in the air
You know I'm poor
Yeah, I'm kind of poor too. I'm not gonna lie to you
The only reason I have anybody left is because close he gave me all those ducks last time he played
Same yeah, same. That's what I'm riding off of and I lost literally half of it last night
No
It's all looking good. It is not looking good for me team. No, yeah, I will be fine. We'll be fine
Let me put my group away real quick.
Oh wait, I also got to announce.
Wait, sorry, Jack, I have one more announcement.
If I just do this, I mean.
Yeah, yeah.
I am one of the captains for the AT&T tournament,
and I will be going live two hours tomorrow early
to pick my team for the tournament.
We're playing Kaka Doody, Blackcock 7,
League of Legends,
2XKO, which I don't know what the hell that is,
And CS2 for the tournament.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
What are you about that, Jack?
CS?
Yeah.
I'm going to dominate.
I'm going to dominate.
You're so screwed.
That's fine, though.
W captain.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was not going to participate,
but then Hutt told me how ridiculously fun it is.
So I said get me in that bench right now.
I said get me in there.
Do you know what 2XKO is?
What the hell is that?
my mind I picture like a like a 1v1 2d they punch each other is that right is
that is that league under a play me no no league of league is league about 2x
ko oh that's a total game it's probably a fighting game it sounds like a like a
like you're on a 2d like a like a super smash bros but maybe like more like
humans in it like a street fighter yeah like a street fighter what is that
Let me see 2x, K, oh I don't know how to compete.
Oh wait, no that's not what it is, it's, what is this?
2x, you know, me to play 2v2 fighting game
with League of Legends.
Yeah that's gonna be kinda hard
because the teams are five each.
Yeah that makes no fucking sense.
Wait, hold up, dude, captain's not good to play,
I swear to God.
Oh my, wait no, League of Legends is five, right?
League of Legends is five, right?
Hey, Greg, I never played League.
Well, then why is this 2v2?
Wait, hold up.
My game crashed in the back.
Yeah, my game's been crashing like crazy.
Uh, I don't know what that is.
I don't know.
I don't know what this is.
Well, that's what that's one of the ones we're playing with.
By the way, I have a strategy.
I have a strategy of how to win the internment.
You're right.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
JG did a bunch of research and found the guy who's the best out of everyone who can basically solo win the entire thing for us
So I'm gonna pick him first
I'm not gonna say who it is. I'm gonna pick him first and then
I'm just gonna pick all my friends
And we're all gonna dick around and win
Okay, I mean, okay, I'm getting word that maybe people already on to me. I'm seeing a lot of
I'm people that know who I'm talking about.
Do you see the name?
Everyone's got the same strategy.
I'm hoping I get to pick first.
That way I can pick that guy, and then we just win,
and then I pick all my friends.
They all did it?
Gigi and Hutch are in there,
and I'm thinking for my last guy,
I'm thinking Summit.
I was going to choose Nade Son, right?
Cuz Dave's not really cool, he's really good.
What the thing is, is we're playing a bunch of different games,
and Summon's been playing video games since the dawn of man.
If there's one guy that's gonna be good at all of the games,
it's fucking Summon.
And top up...
And...
Rating him on his birthday.
And I rated him on his birthday.
And I rated him on his birthday, exactly.
Only because it was his birthday, too.
Yeah.
You own that.
Exactly. Exactly.
Uh...
Summon's gonna be pissed when I'm back.
He's gonna be so mad.
He's gonna be.
We'll see. We will see. We will see.
I don't think so. It's going to be super happy, but he will be happy
when I choose the really good guy. First, you know about
could be. I'm not just picking guys, dicking around. I'm picking a guy
that that I heard this guy just wins, wins, wins. It's all he does.
I mean, that's his that's his bread and butter. All he does is win.
It's like DJ Khaled. Yeah, it's like DJ Khaled. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Let me tell you something is gonna win this year and he's gonna say peanut. Wow
Thank you so much for crafting the best team that you have that I've ever seen
Wow, oh wow, oh wow
Wow, thank God you were the captain
Thank you so much for being my captain you are my hero you are my knight in shining armor
Um, stuff like that is probably what's what is what he's gonna say to me
It was one reason punches monitoring it probably
But rest assured I'm picking an absolute
God, all right, okay. Yeah, we don't just have to take around guys
Yeah, I've been this guy. Oh, I don't see that. I do I don't want to say his name
But I heard this guy is like like genuinely I heard this guy could maybe win the tournament himself
just like good at all the games yeah yeah he just he just that's all he does
is just win apparently that's that's all he does he just wins he doesn't lose
he just wins yeah yeah I can't say you'll find out tomorrow at 5 p.m. CT
you'll find out you'll find out yeah apparently all he does is just fucking
win so I'm grabbing him first seven percent I can't tell anybody who it
I wanted to pick him too.
Just stored my stash, we could call you my mouse.
How's the new wife by the way?
The new, the new operators?
No, the new, the new rest wife.
Oh, it's fantastic, it's fantastic.
Teams do it great, everybody's doing great.
I think we finally decided on how to give away the 50,000 and it is really cool.
I'm not going to say anything because it's still in review, but I think we're going to
split it up like art, bases, fun stuff.
Oh, that's cool.
So I don't have a chance.
And I actually, well, I guess I'm just releasing right now, fuck it.
But don't quote me on this because I'm not looking directly at the paper.
I'm not directly looking at the paper so I could be wrong.
I couldn't be forgetting.
But I know there's one for whoever launches the nuke, but if the nuke doesn't get launched,
I, this is my own personal idea, this is my own personal idea.
If the Nuke doesn't get launched,
I'm doing a full server, everybody in their own cars,
probably like 150 vans, the camper vans,
the ones that like the mobile homes,
and it's a race from the south of the map
all the way to the north,
and the mods are gonna put a bunch of traps on the way,
whoever gets their first wins,
and they win 10,000 bucks.
Oh my God.
But only if the Nuke doesn't launch.
If somebody launches the Nuke,
that guy gets the 10,000 I think.
Well, I'm sure I'm sure the news gonna get launched. Yeah, maybe well, there's no way people give up on that
Maybe maybe maybe maybe who knows the last nuke
My goodness when you teamed up with the three big houses. Oh my goodness that was good
Long when you guys were waiting or checkers or maybe do you hop on like you have minecraft on the second
Shit, yeah, oh, yeah, we've never put the base so fast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah, but it was super fun track. I bet you didn't even get a kill
I
Got 80 I got 80 kills. Mm-hmm. Yeah, 80 kills. Yeah slash kills so you can spawn back at your base of a lag
Yeah
We get you we get you
There you go much you go much
We see if I'm on band on YouTube yet. I
I am not on band on YouTube yet. I'm so bad
Mr. Hardwood
Good man, good man
and Mr. Saltekin
Mr. Mayweather
Good man, good man
and Miss Moonshine
made my thingy
made my thingy good lady
good lady, good lady
Thank you boys, please change your manners
Thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Very kind of you gentlemen.
Uh, um, oh, where's Slurzy?
He might come tonight, he might come tonight.
All right, let me beat him up, let me beat him up.
Are you ready to win, Drac?
Are you ready to win or what?
Oh, I'm ready.
Yeah, we don't have an option, I'm happy to do it.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
By the way, tonight I wanna blow up
the giant ice cream cone with two deadlines.
That's my vision.
It's pretty easy.
Have you done it yet?
Yeah, we did it today, Nick.
No, you didn't.
Don't tell me what's inside of it.
I don't want to know.
Don't read it for me.
Let's go, Brian!
Oh
Are you ready for a great man Jack?
Absolutely
We're fucked. Oh my oh my god. Oh my god. He's so fucking serious
Oh, he's so fucking serious
Down here Jack. I'm not wasting half my fucking ammo on those guys. Are we dead serious?
Okay, this morning we're gonna sit here and do that thing
and wait for them to leave.
You understand me, Drag?
Yep.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
By the way, I actually bumped into my monitor last night, and I found out that it has AI night vision,
so now I can just see everything.
You're going to keep on cheating with these filters?
I mean, what's an accident? I bumped into my monitor.
I didn't do nothing wrong.
Don't stop.
Which I will be disabling for rust.
I'll be disabling for rust.
Nah, keep it on.
on a fuzzling for us we unless he needs also been a blob this game now probably not
brother we have cheaters that scheme slurs every day for six months you're
good oh yeah I even know if it works to honestly it kind of just makes the game
look like shit I haven't even tried it in the dark places yet all right follow
me on the big movie gig it kind of looks like garbage I might turn it off
everything's too bright it just increases the brightness of the screen
oh my fucking god I'm going back I'm going back
there is space he's a space Satan and a bombardier out there all point it on
back to my cook order I'm sure the cook order the cook what if I share this
with you drink oh thank you good sir thank you good sir what do you what do
What do you think about the new map, honestly?
I think that there may be too little arc.
They need to up the arc.
I don't think there's enough to see.
I hate this map.
It's so much arc.
Bah.
There's not enough, Mr. Jack.
There's not enough.
Yeah, right.
Simple and plain.
Simple and plain.
There's not enough.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It sounds like maybe.
You hear Ninja quit this game?
Yeah, I was watching.
Yeah, that's not good, not good.
No, I don't blame him.
Yeah, I don't really blame him either.
Why does he get stream-signed so much?
Like, I get stream-signed a lot,
but I feel like the people that stream-signed him are like,
they genuinely fucking hate that guy.
I think it's because he gives him a reaction.
I mean, I saw screenshots of the cheater discord
that was sent to me by another streamer,
and they actually hate him.
Like, they've been waiting on the day
for him to come back.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
He's a driver.
He's a driver.
Hey, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Watch out for the bucket here, space seers.
Oh my god, you know, they're coming straight at us.
There it is, that's it.
We can make a break for the whole town.
Let's go.
Go, go, go.
Either way they either died on top of the other died in the front of it. I think in the front
There's a place in the sky. Oh my god. Oh my god. It doesn't work. Don't try it. Don't even try it
I'm a controller. Oh
Oh god
How'd you play rise?
Yeah, that's yeah, that's that's what my KD was the way it was. Oh, she's so high that how she's so high the
That's just a way to wait a week. I should be sad
You just go to the top and look down. Yeah, we go. We go top. I think they're funny
out there. Okay, okay.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I think they are down the roof. First floor. No, no, first floor.
Watch out. Down there.
Your sad hook? No.
Okay, fuck.
I
Will pay I think there's a zip line here good much much
Yep, it's a plan on me ready
Better watch it back you die die die
It's a good song.
Better watch your back, you guys.
Die!
Hurry!
What's up, man?
Oh wait, this guy was aided.
Okay, Jones.
Hey!
Take my virginity piece.
Take it. Okay.
I'm gonna go ahead and do something.
There's that real quick.
I'll see you later now.
Little something, something,
You that guy no, no, I don't I don't know yet. There's there's still someone up
Really where should be inside lobby. Okay. I'm gonna loot now. Oh, I don't like
Now come back to come back around come come
If there's one guy right here and one guy right there there was a guy here to love
Got the first order yeah, let's kill them
I'm good
You don't think I'm going to be
Fuck you fuck you fuck you. I'm bad to that. Yeah
Yes, what's good much? I got more smoke. It's just my guy's just being fucking dumb
I
Still haven't seen him. I'm getting shot by it's in there
No, there's a shutter first can't he can't be there
He's right behind us. Maybe the roof
I'm gonna go up
Yeah, well we turn this night vision thing off this thing is garbage
No, okay. Oh, okay. Got it. All right. Oh, you should be silly
Yeah
Do that voice on it goes going from
Fuck you, where are you?
He's outside
He's so too. Maybe this way. He doesn't sound like he's that low. It's about
Let me like maybe something about the balconies
He's like right there second floor outside. Yeah, yep
Let's go. We got it. Let's go. We got it room 104
I
See frosty stay up into the show yourself demon
All right could be could this be one of those
Pussies everybody's been talking about
You might be up. You just disappeared. Yeah, baby.
I'm terrified of you.
Why are we beefing with meth?
Me be is on. Nobody's beefing with meth.
I
Think he's beat it
Where the hell is this guy he has to be
Yeah, I think I heard him. I think about taking the zip line I died though. Okay
So weak
In the firefight it that's not even the right guy
He's one
I'm starting to not like this guy
Let's kill this guy first and then we'll go honestly I don't think we're gonna find that other guy
I think he's just gonna be an asshole let's let's kill this guy and then let's get out of the app
Where does he gotta go?
Was in here, use one.
He's up, he's up, he's up, he's up.
Yep, yep.
Oh.
Oh.
Don't miss out here.
Oh.
I want him, I want him, I want him, I want him.
He tweaked.
So did.
Everybody's playing like a big fat pussy.
What the hell is going on?
I'm very confused on what's happening
Those are the real healing
Oh my god, I'm one
Hold it back, hold it back
Oh, Triggy, watch out
That's him, show me
Yeah
oh my goodness you're so bad oh my god you're bad oh my goodness you're bad oh my god you
received me god yeah fuck these guys oh my god yeah that was that was a little bit
Oh my god, oh my god, I see hate these two guys
Let's group that guy get out of here the other guys also gonna be this I'm similar of pussy level
Yeah, I'm about about what's over maximum Def Con one pussy level
Oh my goodness oh
Don't wait. I got a bucket for
Let's get out of here
Okay, that's for me, right? Oh my god. We owe my gosh. We know what? No
It's always that that's why I have three
Oh you have three on you right now
No, you don't
Liar liar plans for higher
Where's the hatch here hold on this way
I
For the boys you have hats here. Yeah, yes, we've been testing for this
You give her this who to get on the left he may or may not have inside intelligence
Yes, a six cents. May I say an expert? Oh my god. Go go go
It's a fucking button
Ladies first.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Excellent. Excellent.
That's too shabby boys. That's too shabby.
Let me see if I'm on YouTube.
Oh, all I said was that they're going to let us
good update, good update, good update, good update, good update, good update.
I can talk to you, you want?
I got guys.
I was totally lying.
Okay.
I got a guy who's coming.
I think we did great for our first friend.
I think that was fantastic.
I didn't think we were gonna live.
things go either.
Okay, we're both on the same page.
Yeah, obviously, I'm telling you, we had a one to two percent chance of surviving
our first raid tonight.
I am enthralled, I am ecstatic.
Bold.
Enthralled even, enthralled, ex, exquisite, exquisite.
By the way, by the way, is it true that the Ice Cube Code man
exponds more than nighttime?
Because I found that less exponds are than nighttime on that map.
It's it's just not a hundred percent spawn rate. No, I look for that fucking for seven hours. That's I I only found it once
Yeah, he well you have to wait till 10 to 15 minutes. I've asked I know I know I know the secret tech trust me
The problem is is he doesn't spawn
maybe
I don't know
What should we just make two landmines at every rate that just games?
Well, I don't have
You can buy one for the other guy. Mm-hmm. I bought mine for the day when we killed the earlier
Well, for every 30 seconds, Twitch is so ass, sir, that's your two kilobyte up and down
speeds on your third world internet.
That's what's going on.
If your Metro don't trust you I'm gonna shoot you huh.
My whole Twitch stream is a madhouse between the guys hating on the game that I'm currently
playing which are the usuals and then the guys asking about the YouTube stream is unlimited
and I came and see a chat.
All I see is YouTube.
Wait, let's try something.
Okay, six, seven.
Wait, I don't even know if six, seven is powerful enough to overcome the chat right now.
Is it powerful enough?
Oh my God, it is powerful enough, it is powerful enough, it is powerful enough.
My God, you're right.
Six levels are rising.
They're almost in maximum, they're almost in maximum.
Holy shit.
Don't worry, tag, don't worry.
Oh my goodness, great tag, but it's a drag.
I've never thought about using a six seven not for evil, but for good
Holy shit, holy shit somebody might that out
You are incredible. I would like to dissect your mind as an odd piece and a genius
They say my butthole next you show me your genius. Show me your genius
Oh my god Wiggins, oh good heavens, oh good heavens, alright okay we're on a one win streak
let's let's let's let's keep that momentum up to keep the dopamine flowing and if we die
we'll replicate it with meth and heroin I'm in the game
in the game.
YouTube guys can't hear me right now.
And GTA 6, when it comes out, that's when we kill a hooker.
That's the best time to kill a hooker.
I mean, the best time to kill a hooker is all the time.
One with the father.
That's the time.
And with you, I'm that one special hooker.
You sound like it hurts to sing in the vehicle.
Yeah, my voice is gone because of rush.
You know what song that is, right?
You know what song I'm singing?
No.
Special sweater by Spudbomb.
Spud, SpongeBob was rapping about, or I'm sorry,
singing about hookers?
No, it was.
It was the best time to wear a striped sweater.
It's all the time.
Yeah.
Yo, you low key remind me of SpongeBob.
Oh my goodness, you low key remind me of the bitch.
Now let's ride.
Low key, low key, low key, low key, low key, low key,
low key, low key, low key, low key, low key, low key.
Mm.
All right, let's, let's, let's proceed.
Let me add my skill, my skill point.
you're still doing your scotree yes yes I am you jackass what that's like that's
worse than me not placing a building block on rust how are we still we're
I'm gonna go to a new wipe.
I'm working on it, jackass.
Oh, let's ride!
That's not me shooting scrappy either, dumbass!
be having like a like a like a rap song album cover with scrappy you dumb
bitch what we're cool as fuck we're cool as fuck
oh oh mr. Steve on mr. Asriel mr. Fantastic
what's good man good man and mr. Poppa
Bob mr. Shrewbub over 25 get some boys good man good out man
Hey, Mr. Archie!
I'm over-ticketing!
Good-bye!
Good-bye!
Thank you, my boys.
Re-change my-re-change, my boys.
Are you ready for a great raid, Mr. Drag?
Absolutely!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Okay, no arc.
Let's do a good start.
Whee!
Whee!
Oh, my God.
This is the last one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm going inside. Yeah, me too. It's a little lady out here. It's a little it's a little bath
There goes the element of surprise
Oh
Hopefully you'll get any streams type is like those two hooligans last round
Yeah, we out with shot
They were no match for us, really.
They were no match for our power.
No match.
Oh, right, it's huge.
Oh, they're getting blasted.
I think they're coming to us.
Oh, my goodness, they're right here.
No loo with a bench for it.
I don't know what he is.
Oh!
The one's full dead, I see him.
I'm looking for the other one.
Dead?
I died.
Oh my god!
Little, we can't both out of AI.
You're not too much, you're not too much.
Probably gonna take care of ya.
I'm gonna find this one again.
Stand back!
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I am so fucking beyond dead, it's ridiculous.
I'm gonna let that guy off for the little morning and I'm getting sniped.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm safe.
I'm safe at the time being.
I'm safe at the time being.
Let him be agro and then I'll crawl in.
Follow me boy, follow me boy.
I think so it's still loading. Oh, I am all right
All right, I'm gonna start to see about YouTube. Do you want to take it?
All right boys, here we go we're back
All right good to go good to go
Have you most of the you can say thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I we are back. We are back. We are back on YouTube as well boys. Oh, let me get the chat open
Let me only I forgot. Let me get the chat open read that channel, but I have to go all the way to the website
I don't know if you guys know this. I've never said this but on YouTube get to go find the stream
Every time you start the stream and get a new link to the chat is the most AIDS diarrhea bullshit
I have ever seen in my entire life. It's it's ridiculous. Let me tell you
Let me tell you do this going on with a couple things it does absolutely horrendously
Thank you, YouTube. Oh, sorry. Thank you, YouTube, for unfanning me. Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
If I shouldn't go live and immediately insult YouTube.
Sike!
I meant, shh, my G, thanks for the quick unbanned, my G.
That's what I was actually gonna say, until Drac tricked me to say those other things. He poisoned my mind.
The dean stayed poisoned my mind when I meant to say it was, thanks for G.
Thanks for G. Thanks for gangster.
Thanks, my gates would let me hop back on in the whip
Thanks, my gates will let me hop back on the whip dead ass
Shit on a stack keep it real 100. I don't get back to it. Let's get back to it
I'm back with you. Dr. Mac. You're gonna fall. You're good
Excuse me, excuse me
Like
You were right Dan, that's how I saw about three minutes ago.
Okay, I did hear shots to the left.
They probably went over to that building.
That building's like super popular for some reason.
Oh, I think I know.
I think it's up here.
Let's fuck up.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I
Tell you one thing I'm using the underwear setting in rush every time I play it now
No, weeders get it. No more we just rush tits and balls. Well, I had it blurred. I thought it was enough
God!
Get him!
Someone had the hatches, or the extract as well.
It's much better, fuck that guy, fuck that guy, let's get this guy.
Oh God, oh God, right here, right here, one thing.
Go on, go on, go on!
Nice.
That guy was on the track.
No!
Hey, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry!
We were just panking you, we were just psyching you,
you've actually already died!
I did, I did, I did, I did!
Come, come, come!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
All right, guys, we're talking out together.
I think we're all shameful of what we did here today.
I think we're all disappointed in ourselves.
Yeah, I think we're all shameful of ourselves
and what we did here today.
I don't have a hash for this.
I don't have one.
Where the hell broke?
I don't have one.
Let me double check.
I don't have one.
I actually don't have one.
Sike we did fuck you guys see you later
Alright, oh well we still came out on top with that team is Jack made him spend their valuable resources
No, I oh we actually never lose the first guy either
I lose the first guy. Oh, okay. No, no, no. Yeah, I didn't lose but I I said a lot. That's what matters
I don't give a fuck about anything else. Okay, I took a two for two for two for two for two for two for two
Right. She would be a good so if you do
Oh
Yeah, we go to y'all we're on band. We're good. We're good. I've got the text here
We're all we already we're on band. Thank you, Mr. Yachty. I appreciate you. Thank you brother
Thank you, Mr. Yoni.
Boys, can we get a W Yoni in the chat real quick?
W Yoni and Mr. W Santy.
W Yoni, Mr. W Santy.
They got us on band over there.
Those guys are great.
Those guys are great.
Thank you, boys.
Mr. Santa Claus.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
And the YouTube team for helping us out, the YouTube team.
I really appreciate them.
Thanks for looking at that quick.
I know it was quick notice.
It was fast notice.
I really do appreciate them looking at that quick, though.
And helping us out.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let me get, let me get a little bit of medium ammo. Here we go.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What were you getting?
A shitty range, of course.
I should go grab a new one here in a second.
Don't you ready, Ty?
I just want to show you my water.
What'd you say?
You were stroking you on her mic.
Oh my goodness.
All right, no stroking on your water until Daddy says so.
No, it's a joke though.
Oh, I didn't stroke.
How do you not?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry, no stroking on your water until Daddy says so.
I don't know.
I just scored a kid.
Oh my goodness, oh, oh, no, kidding whiskers.
Hold up one second, one second, switching, switching, switching, switching,
switching, switching, hold on, switching.
Um, this court kitten, have you been nothing?
He's gonna have to punish you willingly.
I just, oh, dammit, somebody changing you fuckers.
Let me do this.
I need this.
I
Kitson
I'm getting absolutely fucking hammered tonight. Are you doing that at all?
No, I haven't had it tomorrow. I can't drink. So what at one time 12. Oh guys, he can't drink
he has to wake up at noon. So I have sympathy for the guy that has to play video games at
noon. I got to work out. I can't really say, Drac, we you have it so much harder than
us. I could not imagine waking up at noon to play video games. We get a quit. Dammit.
That sounds terrible, you guys.
Blackout on a Wednesday.
That's the best time to play out.
We're playing Friday.
And Friday as well.
Friday as well, Friday as well, Friday as well.
I'm choosing.
I'm choosing.
Oh wait apparently Taxi's playing. Wait if Koshy doesn't join, should we get Taxi?
Yeah, I'm in. I bet that is like insane in people's minds after hearing all the rush drama.
I bet you they think we fucking hate Taxi or something. Dude.
I didn't stream that game one time in both wipes because of that.
The only guy I think I might actually hate after the rush server is Kamjona
I did I something was not like not like a fiery burden passion now
I will say that not like a fiery burning patch not rubbing to go out of my way
But something about that guy. I you're talking about
Maybe I'm wrong. I feel like I feel like it's unfair for me to judge them unless I played on his team before
You know what that's what miss yeah, it's unfair to judge him unless I've played on his team before but I will say this
The whole good so far
He's just a super troll yeah
And if it's against you it definitely gets oh, yeah
All right, buddy boy, buddy
Oh
It sucks. Yeah, but myth is kind of always sucked that was like a rustic
Peanut and myth have beef. Oh, there's no beef doll
I'm talking about like like have you seen like ticktocks where you like betrays people?
He's just like yeah, he just does things that I personally wouldn't do
Like yeah, Bob. Have you seen his clips like he like he's bodies with a guy for like 15 minutes
He betrays him like I can't do that stuff dude. I never seen that but he did kill me on site
Yeah, I can't do that. I can't do that. He's who's that we just have different different tastes different tastes morals different morals different morals
You didn't kill me in the no-kill zone
eh-huh
Get fucked
What's going on?
What's going on?
Oh, he's right there
I see my team
I
You
Let's you guys you know there's gonna be at least you follow to the roof
Oh my god, yeah, what up here? What up here?
You don't you don't you don't
Are you on you? I'll meet me
What's that? Drive by! Oh my god, it's a big riser. Drive by!
Goddamn.
You're spacing!
I tried to figure that out yesterday, we can't take it, we have to wait for it to de-aggro.
Yeah, hundreds and hundreds of them.
Were you like good at this game? I think we're like really good at this game, I think.
I'm good at this game, I think.
The dynamic duo is back.
Yeah, I know!
We are back!
We are fucking back!
I thought we would die all day today!
No, man!
I'm not controlling peanut!
We are back!
We are back!
Yo, you ain't getting my fucking shit peanut.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yes, I am!
Yes, I am!
Yes, I am!
Yes, I am.
No, not really.
Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Die.
God, yeah.
I thought I could grab onto the ledge and not die.
And then I died.
Maybe something something.
Okay, that.
Good that and that.
Oh, I got a boat.
Oh, apparently there's a golden legendary boat Mr. Drac.
Oh, I see that.
You see that one?
No.
I heard that you can get it from the beach too.
You're too much that when you do the beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
You ever done that yet? Oh, it's exhilarating. Oh
My I didn't have to just think about it
You guys have two spiders when you guys did it we have we have the two the first two were spiders
Yeah, but the but apparently you can get a legendary boat from it
You know, there's so much blue peanut
Oh my god
these roofians
You gotta see with their crimes
Take this bitch
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
I mean, it's just a game.
Nothing to get upset over.
It's just a game, guys.
Just a game.
Nothing to get upset over.
But also, also, alright, also, Obama, if you're watching this stream, Brodenstrike, that's a certified Brodenstrike situation, I, I don't know how that just happened.
I do not know how that just happened. Is that possible? Do you just see that, Greg? Do you just see that?
Oh my god, I've been muted crying laughing.
Oh my god, you were cozy.
How did I not kill both those guys?
You saw that, right?
Yeah, I don't know how that second got lived.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Oh, whoa, hold on now. Oh my goodness. Oh
No reprieve
No reprieve and as soon as I find out what that word means I'm gonna fuck that guy. What the hell was that?
That's what I'm saying. I heard it in the TikTok video a year ago
But what happened there that guy had to be on fucking life support. You saw that I broke him before he even got up there
Oh, have you had like one more bully? He was dead.
But yeah, by the way, what did I even shoot him with the last time?
I tried to shoot him with my tempest, but I'm pretty sure I shot him with my shotgun.
No, you shot one bullet every time this...
Oh, and then you died.
Oh, that makes an incredible amount of sense now.
Yeah, yeah. That makes a genuine incredible amount of sense of how I lost that.
Well, we lost.
Hey, gentlemen.
Hey, boy, thank you, right?
That'll happen.
That will happen.
Oh, wait.
Hmm.
Taxi's ready.
Taxi's ready.
Let's get him in here.
Fuck yeah.
I mean, let's get like, let's be super passive aggressive against him because of the rust thing.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
be like, be like, tell him to his face that we're over it.
That it means nothing, it's just a game.
And then proceed to take actions and say things that imply that it does matter.
But, but, but Pia, he was on my team.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I
Told you waiting room
No, hey taxi. Hey. Just so hey just let you know everything all that rush beef is all behind us
All right, this is just a game. We're still buddies right taxi
No, okay, what are you?
racist
one regular races.
What?
Who's your regular?
Dude, you told me about five minutes ago right before you joined.
Why are you racing all my races?
Have you lived today?
You're friendly fired.
I heard Drax say, wow, Cloaksy is great.
I love him as a friend.
He's even better on Thursdays.
I heard him say that.
I heard him say it.
I heard him say it.
I heard him say it.
I heard him say it.
I heard him say it.
He was going a bit crazy last Slur Saturday.
I won't lie.
I mean, the Slur Saturdays, can you blame him?
I said he was slamming.
Can you blame him?
Can you blame him?
Slur Saturday is a tradition.
It's not just a day, Mr. Taxi.
It's part of the moment.
It's part of the movement.
You talk about time stuff.
You know what I'm talking about.
I smell what you're shittin'.
Pshhh.
Pshhh.
Pshhh.
Shit.
Alright.
Oh.
Oh.
My gangster.
My gangster.
Okay.
Alright.
Thank you for sniffing my poo, my G.
Of course.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Uh, let me get a little something, something, and we'll get right back on in there.
How about that, Moz?
Oh, yeah, go ahead. I saw you post
I'm very sorry for whatever that was or congratulations to whatever happened if it was good wait, did you not hear me?
No
I saw you posted a discord about a apex for me. Oh, yeah, everyone's invited except for you actually
Everyone yeah, so taxi you want to go to my apex tournament?
Yes, I would love to oh, would you like to watch from the stream? No
You're asking to play drag
Don't you know if he wasn't invited don't ask to go. Yeah, I'm asking about the tournament. Oh
Oh, okay, right, I think he's being rude.
He's be what happened to your whole plan before taxi joined.
Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Hey, we are so over that rush stuff.
It's just a game.
That's what I was saying, too.
Yeah, ugly bitches would say something like that.
Yeah, I heard you're doing something new, but I don't know if it's it's leakable.
Um a lot of it's a lot of it's not leakable. No, wait, how do you know that it's not?
Well, I I know everything
Wait, how do you know I have stuff I can't leave I watch from the shadows
No, the only thing I can say is what I've been saying all along is that I we're gonna do a big apex sort of it
Yeah, it should be fun touch of fun. I made my all my friends and we're all gonna have lots of fun
I can't believe they let you do that well anybody can do it you just go to the
stretch and I won't say but they've declined other people in the past and
especially if the price pool is bigger than a certain number they definitely
definitely don't allow it.
So I don't know anything about it.
I don't know anything about that.
I don't know anything about that.
So it's just for fun?
I don't know if that's the case either.
I love fun.
I don't know what I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything actually.
I'm actually blinded by left eye and deaf in my right.
I know what you mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's going to be a problem
for asking me questions on that subject.
Is there a reason you haven't read it yet?
Yeah, it's on Lucius.
I was, I was, I'm, I'm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Classic.
Classic.
Do you have pizzas or batteries?
Oh my goodness, the way you say batteries.
Okay.
All right, well, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
By the way, are we bringing in two deadlines guys?
Okay, you know what?
No, no, no, before we go in, I'm bringing in one deadline for the rest of the night.
I'll do it as well.
Just in case the ice cream cone shows up.
Does anyone have a zipline?
I'm not bringing one in.
No, I just purchased them all and recycled them.
Wait, stop, look, stop, look, I mean.
Yeah. Oh yeah, of course.
Okay, okay, you guys make sure you bring in
one stop, look at minimum and then one deadline.
Tessie, you have extra deadlines?
No, I do not have that.
Let me see if I can make,
because I have a lot of pizzas actually.
Pizza, pizza.
Oh
Very delay or cancellation of the punish but especially for someone sentenced to death
Our favorite a temporary
Especially with it's a sentence of that
Shut up pussy
Shut up nerd. Oh, it's you. I'll read a book. Let's go read a book nerd
Let's go read a book
fucking nerd
Yeah, get his ass, get his ass, beat that guy up.
Wait a second, wait a second, hold up.
Had to cancel myself from you, do you mind just paying this way, Mr Hooks,
Mr Hooks, and they freeze, freeze, freeze, all of them.
Thank you to my boy, thank you to my boy, now let's.
of
RIDE
I
Keep this shit, let me see. Let me see. Let me see. You got Bobby
Is that Bobby?
You fuck with your eyes
Wrong with you fuck with this shit. What do I fuck with what do I fuck with Jim?
I have a Bob tap for long range and one for close range. Oh, oh, yeah, Bobby squared Bobby squared
Bobby Smerdan's
Bobby Smerdan go to jail for again
How about a wiggle?
Are you shooting plants?
Talk with us and then we tweaking how?
Tweego
They have ten peas. Do we let them walk in?
Fuck no baby
What did Bobby Smerdan go to jail for? I've got
I think he's gonna be snitched on everyone
You're gonna jail for the skidding
Oh
What's up here Jack Jack?
I'm singing for him
Guys I know taxi
What does it have to do with anything?
Can I get a badge?
How do we get up?
I don't know
Maybe a bracelet or something
Save us
We need to go up here
I already went through
I want to work it
I think if we split up
split up we double our chances of winning i don't have a hatch key
how about you so much time yeah but we can meet later right you have you have this right here
the hatch keys right here are you on it it's right for me i think it's on the shig right oh no
i think okay go east go east there's another one east
we're gonna be right for a while though
no they're thinking about i don't know if there is one here
I only see two elevators no hatches
Check the compass
Yeah, only two elevators no hatches
I know there's one east
But I also think there's one like north east of you
Hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna see you while you see two elevators, but there's one 33 meters for me
You want to see that one?
No, no, no, no costumes elevator doesn't look very sexy. Oh my god. Wait, I'm gonna be a little six
Also, you know tapping is patched I hope the top of your patch
Now
Oh I heard someone fall. That was me, that was me, that was me, I'm going to the figure.
I'm hit the button. Which thing? I'm going to the elevator.
You're too close still. Just wait, just wait. Have a patience.
One or two. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
No, no, no, no, no, no. You won't.
Because if you hit it, I'm not even close enough to get in.
Ah fuck. I mean
unless you want to hit it
do you want to hit it?
ok, so i hit it, i hit it, i hit it
one pixel
do i even heal fast enough to... i don't think i...
just leave without me
It ain't gonna be all of you in an open
I'm 63 meters away from it 63
Yeah, I was 67 meters
What are you now?
63 but I'm not moving
And they're running to you
Where?
Get out, get out, get out!
I hit the button, I hit the button, I hit the button!
I hit the button!
Oh, you're fucking dead.
Yeah, yeah, you do it.
Did you hit it?
No.
No.
Hey, James McGill got me.
I think you should play one, because it's gonna be a while.
May I under a second suggestion?
I have to bug-get you.
Kill yourself.
But I have to bug-get you.
Alright? And by the way, Taxi, I'm saying in the game. I know you're not familiar with that in the game from Spraves.
Yeah, sometimes I say it in game too late and it's like the grace period is over.
and the great speed is up.
That's right, gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful, gotta be careful.
Gotta make sure you let him know it's in game.
In the game, in the game.
I mean, it's 12 days until the thing.
And I do have like 69 bobcats.
Yeah, then just, yeah, then kill yourself.
Okay. In the game.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There you go
All right, that was our first loss let's think about what changed
Well, I did a lot of damage
And then Jack got pissed on well no no no listen I got my knock and then a pisser proceeded to piss on me
hold on drag if we want to every game before that rain what change did you
though we did we did we did we did check confirm it and I on this I need to
know we survive every raid we survived every raid every raid before that both
of us that doesn't really sound like you guys
That's what we thought when we got on. Yeah, that's what we thought too, but then it happens
Yeah, really you they hatched twice
Okay, yeah, that's so kind to survive though that does count, but that's
Well, how do you say that's warping the truth or like warping the truth you say yeah
I don't know how you whimsical fairies do it over in Britain. Okay. All right
But that's just called telling the truth over here in freedom land
Well, we have burgers and giant planes that kill our people
You do have that we do we do and you know why you got healthcare chief
I feel violated with the way he's saying caca.
Who me?
Yeah.
Why are you saying it like that?
Well, now it's actually don't post on Twitter and say he was saying the Edward
Don't you do it?
Do it tag me to fuck it. You guys know that happen to me right now to
Wait, what yeah, somebody took one of my cacos and edited the sound a little bit and they and
Everyone on the internet now thinks I said the Edward live on stream not a single person thought it was
like a
a good car. No, another single person said, hey, this might be added in.
Everyone on the internet now thinks I said the Edward unzined.
But that's because you said it.
I mean, is it like we can we can hear you like we can see you say it.
Oh, yeah, it's like, why would we not assume that it's the truth?
Oh, for sure.
Oh, shizzle by nizzle.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's getting crazy these days.
Yeah, it's getting pretty crazy these days.
AI is getting pretty crazy these days, gotta be careful.
I'm getting word that you're actually speaking the truth though.
But I think I lied.
And I actually didn't say anything.
Yeah, I think you would.
I've been back several times by you.
What?
I was not saying that on stream.
Backstabbed.
I mean, I'm already talking about you saying that.
No, he's going for the extract.
Oh, we went on extract.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, the extract.
Oh, yeah.
No, I know that's what you're talking about.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, good.
We got that.
We got that.
That was a close one was a tight squeeze.
That was a close one boys a tight squeeze a tight squeeze
That's right. Drag was low key that because I didn't get it at first
I let drag was low key that guy in the Linus tech tip clip
In the guy that was dodging bullets bullets. You haven't seen the one where Linus tech tip says
He says he says the hard hour all the time are used to say it all the time
No
That's a legendary clip
I'm going to say something about no one's going to believe it.
I have said a single slur on or off stream and over two years.
That's impressive.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've never said one, but I thought that you know.
Yes.
That's right.
I actually have it.
I actually, well, no, yeah, no, I actually have it.
No, I actually have it.
Well, no, I actually have it.
I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, because I, I, I, because that's what's right.
Okay.
That's right.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
It actually is true though.
It actually is true.
Yes, it actually is true.
I got you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Come on in.
Um, come on in.
Well, show around to me.
I played one the other day while playing with Niko.
I did?
I don't know, that's what I'm hearing.
Found an old magazine talking about rolling in here.
I don't think so.
Let me tell you, I've assessed ever since.
Dude, someone clip.
Are you going to ready up today?
Why am I getting rushed over here?
This is a relaxing game.
I don't think I can relax.
I could have crawled out while you did all this, by the way.
Ahhhh!
Like, I could have been up two bobcats.
Oh, so sorry I wanted to have a conversation with my friends.
So sorry.
So sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's easy on the phone.
So sorry I wanted to have a conversation with my friends.
So sorry.
Easy with the friends?
We're more like colleagues.
Yeah, okay.
Alright.
Yeah, okay.
You're my sex-invention servant.
That's what you are.
my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
You said something, but you didn't know what it meant because you're not from America.
No, that was Gringo.
That's fine.
Is that considered a slur?
No, no, I asked my jack.
No, I asked my brother.
No, Gringo doesn't mean.
That just means Americans with like us Spanish people say it, but
we don't mean it in like a bad way.
Just say another way.
Yeah, yeah, you know, Cal.
Gringo is definitely not a slur.
You know what, I'm changing the game.
Yes it is. I'm declared. I'm declared. Ringo is now...
Right, hold on. After I said it, not before, after I said it, now, starting right now.
I'm gonna just slurp.
Not a couple seconds ago.
Wuh! Aaaaaaand...
Riiiide!
You boys ready for a great raid?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Follow me, one by one.
Where are we?
I don't know.
We're literally where we just died.
Yeah, yeah.
We're in the customs house.
Wait, so we could run after these guys and then come third party, decide that
they're gonna take us.
house drag no i don't like that place what do they send me back you know i don't know what you're
talking about what i don't want to i don't want to go back dude every time like i do you speak
about something like that i just think about that one girl wow that that cloaks elite that you
talked about who you know you just put my brain in a knot okay i'm just gonna say it then okay
The girl that said she was gonna
Help Venezuela by sucking your
She's awesome
I'm not I'm I'm not sure the event could have transpired
I got a text from someone that said I love you support your country with my mouth ah
No, no, but don't you think that
Oh, shit.
That'll have the fours in the hotel right now.
They're busting in there.
They're busting in also there.
Yeah, we have so much art there.
Also, that's a kind of a thing for a beat-hole.
The bombardier is full mass.
Yeah, I know.
All right, all right.
But what?
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Oh, shit!
You found us!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
There's so many oints!
Please, what the oint!
Get it!
No, I don't have time to do that.
It's quite work!
I'm going up above above above above above
I'm gonna go through the basement
Oh fuck! I'm in the ship club
Oh my god
Guys I have clankers everywhere
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh my god
I'm chilling right now
Oh my goodness, certified chiller
I'm on third floor
I'm chilling so hard right now. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
This your screw thyself is right next to me. I hear him. I
See a dead guy. I see a dead guy. Oh
My god, okay, I see another guy
We have to go we have to go
Oh
I get it well. Oh my god, please God save me, please God save me, please
These were outside the door
Oh
Oh, that's a good one.
Where's the third guy?
Did you slam dad?
Javish?
There's something, something.
I don't call three.
Why are you healing?
You fuckers always tell me to heal!
Then I heal and you tell me I'm still on the wrong!
Thank you, Craig.
I'm exhilarating so much.
Fuck you!
Eloquent.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I don't know how to spell that.
I just blew it.
Leave it to the Ivy League nerds.
Who are guys?
Spelling?
Is it?
More like, that's for bitches.
Spelling?
More like, that's for bitches.
Oh my god!
No Pino Pino, I had an inventory of adrenaline shots.
Yeah, I just got a ton of shit that's worth a million dollars
Yeah, Bobcat kinetic. Can I have it? Can I have it?
Say that back
No, okay, you can't
No, I will not oh oh
Oh
You tricked me your food be for the last time wait wait wait wait wait wait don't do it
Okay, we're gonna race
You guys stand right there stop it
Okay, okay, I'm gonna put the bobcat down here right no no no no don't do that
Guys stay there guys. You're not listening to the rules. Stay over there. Okay. Okay
Okay. Okay. Well, give me a second. No, no. Hey, go back. Go to that side. All right.
Okay. Okay. When I say go, you ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Yes.
to the hatch burn in hell for all of eternity
game is game game is game is on game you cheat eat cheated track eat just
I cheated earlier you should have known that I was gonna
I thought you told me too, yeah.
I actually don't have a hatch.
I will just pry off your cold, dead body.
No, I actually don't.
I actually don't have a hatch.
I don't have a hatch.
You guys got a hatch, G?
No, I actually don't.
Jack, she has right here in his voice.
I don't have one.
I can hear it in his voice.
He has one.
I literally don't have one.
He has one.
I swear to you, Jack.
Oh my God!
I don't have one!
I fucking gave up!
How it's in your safe pocket.
No!
A liar!
I didn't have it in my safe pocket.
Yes you did, yes you did, yes you did.
Taxi loony has it, taxi has it 100%.
I swear to you taxi has it as a thing. I swear to you.
I don't, don't get, don't get, don't get, don't get, don't get.
I have to get you taxed after you get your pussy.
I have to get, I have to get bitch.
Oh my god! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh!
Barn it.
Hey!
Hey, silly-fitty, silly-fitty, silly-fitty.
I
I
One guy I looted I'm not kidding had 40 stems 40 stems
I got with I'm quite a bit of goop. I got about 170,000 ways
on it. Yeah, I have the volcano for the hekinetic stock safe three kinetics. Okay, I don't know
why I dropped the fucking Bobcat then. I thought you guys were bored as wouldn't eventually
there's so many kinetic stocks that that that everyone's gonna have them forever because
think about it. No one's no one's ever not going to pick up a kinetic stock and it's
a one slaughter. So there's no chance you don't have enough room for it. Like on a rare
On their occasion, someone will die to an Ark and it'll be left, but majority of the time someone's gonna pick it up.
So is it like from a year from now, every God that you pick up will have a kinetic shock on it?
Like you think the economy's gonna be like inflated?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Think about it. Think about it for a second.
Well, I think already there's like an infinite number because of that one duplication glitch where you could keep duplicating them.
So it's just like people have bought so many that there's so many in circulation now that everyone has a kinetic low key
We keep you off
a little bit dirty I
What not you guys
If I fucking they said a little bit dirty
Shit
I'm dialed in I'm dialed in I'm dialed in I
Think there's infinite ideas if I think we have I think we're gonna have millions
Also, I bring the volcano in with the gold stock. I'm not dying ever again
Yeah, I didn't know like people are actually running that now
I don't have infinite of these
Actually, I'm on my last key right now. I need wires. Where we are. We need we need keys boys
Well, you get key fob
You can buy them with the blue essence. Go to say oh, I want to keep mine
Yeah, you know it research here
No, that's it.
You're blue coins, yeah.
Well, when you get more, when you're under 800, but you probably have a lot, so.
Yeah, 8,600.
Okay.
Oh, that's a lot.
8,600.
Yeah, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
How do you still have that much?
Because I'm the best.
I'm the buggy.
And you call me, bitchless?
I am 8,600 and I'm not spitting them on stupid teens.
a hundred for one key. Yeah, but you know. Oh, I think about thinking about that for
a second. That makes sense. Yeah, ponder that for a moment, bitch. That makes sense.
You get some let me get let me get some pancakes. Here we go. All right now. Now
We ride.
Okay, we're gonna go.
Oh, Mr. Peppin, good man, good man!
And Mr. Rude, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, please change your mother.
Disappeared at my son, James,
is pinching tonight at his baseball game.
Your favorite streamer, can you give him a big lock in?
I can't!
You send that fucker at 100,000 miles per hour!
Rip a hole through their club!
All right, Godspeed!
Godspeed, James, have a good one.
Good luck out there, champ.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, ooh.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
Mm.
Yeah, somebody's locked in.
Buddy, I can imagine.
Buddy is locked in right now, boys.
All right!
I am you know what's what's funny what I I look down in front of me after joining you
And somehow a voodoo ranger, the yellow one, spawned in front of me.
Oh my goodness, crazy good RNG.
That's RNG, that's good RNG, 100%, 100%.
Like I don't, I have no recollection of how it got there, like, that ass on a stack.
Like for realsies?
For real, for real.
It's God telling you.
That's good, but the green one, may I just say something?
The green voodoo ranger is straight piss.
that is the worst beer I've ever had taxi down one and a half of them and then you
can't know no anymore this this was one of those nights with folksy we're getting
a little crazy you remember taxi I straight up were naked in discord yeah I
I do hide
I remember when we all did that naked discord call
Oh my god dude
and when he was doing the helicopter
now this is the peanut
if you wasn't invited
don't ask to go
like you were not there
you missed out
I think it invited to the
friend's virtual jerk test
it was a friend's virtual circle jerk
Virtual Circle Jerk.
Team Baldy Experience.
Oh my goodness, you get a Circle Jerk
on Microsoft Teams?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
What is Squidward up to?
I don't know.
Taxi, sit back, sacrifice yourself.
Okay.
I got my toes.
They forked your toes.
You made good money with that.
You should speak to Mr. Nick Merks.
Yeah, careful.
Careful now.
Why?
It's a big look.
Not Saturday.
What did you just say?
Nick Merckx.
Nick Merckx.
How?
What are we talking about here, chief?
What are we talking about here, chief?
Ricky name.
What are we talking about here, chief?
Guys, relax.
I can't take another 24.
We're all relaxed. We're all relaxed. We're all relaxed here. We're all relaxed here.
All relaxed. Everybody likes everybody.
You should be able to shoot the seagulls, in my opinion.
You should be able to recycle rusted tools and raid and get springs.
You should be able to recycle blue shields and raid and get pancakes.
I agree.
holy fuck he's spitting oh my goodness oh my goodness that's the only way to
lube it up you guys want to go to the hotel um I wouldn't mind some crane
fights to be honest I don't have to go up cats but
Is that us?
No.
Not me.
Leaper, leaper, leaper.
Hey, there might just be one of these. I was climbing up.
White flag, white flag!
Oh, well let's kill him!
No, I want the blueprint.
You have it? I already have the blueprint.
I already have the blueprint.
Oh, I thought you said a guy with a white flag.
No.
He would be dead
I could use your back
I could use your batteries
Thank you good sir, but those probably in my bum like up your ass
By the way, if we kill any of his pistols, let me know. I'd like to kill Glacis.
Good to watch, good to watch.
Hey, Mr. P, I missed it if you were talking about anything, but are we hopping on Rustin?
I'd love to see you and the boys fighting.
Good on.
Baby, her baby.
You think I could one-clip them from here?
Uh, baby! Give it a shot!
You're a ballcat.
He moved on.
I saw him. He was actually hitting. He was hitting. He was hitting.
Oh my god the bullet drop on this is crazy
He just took fall damage
I think they're like professionals they seem like
He's pushing us
there oh my god I'm fucked it's much much much much yet about me I'm stuck in a
fucking what broke wait one's down with you one's down with you they can
only swing your left track they can only swing your left and inside oh my
Ripped one, ripped one, ripped one hard!
He's behind this thing!
One left, one left, one left!
I just got fisted.
He's getting fisted by the ball! He got exploded on it!
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh my god, I'm instantly dead.
Instantaneous death.
Sir! No, it's not the first P.S. in the jackass piece of shit!
Fuck you!
Passive you peek right now you kill him. No, not GG's what the way top on GG's you said it was me before I even said anything
Oh
Do you know what GG stand for?
My goodness okay, I can't blame him that I can only blame his controller. Maybe you should pick it up from the desk
No, no, no, no, this guy's controller. I'm asking you.
Say the word. Say the fucking word.
Say the... I'm saying the word. The word.
The word right now.
You know what that means?
Just kill the bomb. Kill the bomb right now.
Oh my god, I don't know who that is.
You're gonna get him!
Oh, fuck!
Arise!
Oh wait, oh.
Arise!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm going to kill you.
Run, Bob.
Get the lamp.
Get the lamp.
No, no, no, no.
Get the lamp.
Get the lamp.
No, no, no, no.
Now that's GG good sir.
That would be GG right there.
That's GG.
You see that?
You see how that works?
GG good sir.
jeez
they're loaded
they're loaded i'm telling you just fucking execute them
whos your first time?
oh my god they have three weapons
they are going to tearpize us
they are insanely good at this game
they're already streamsighted
what did they do? streamsight more?
they're no not they're not they're good at this
i don't think they're streamsighting
that's dude
maybe they're not streamsighting
they're only Q and P instead are you pita before anyone's even talking?
no i was talking to them and then he said it
Drak, that's really the whole fucking reason you just betrayed them all, wouldn't you think that would have been a smart thing to tell us?
I just betrayed them and killed them all under the assumption that they knew us before we spoke!
I was screaming in your ear to not kill them, I was defunding, I defunded three times! I'm on defense!
Oh my god, guys, if you're watching, I am so sorry, Drak is slow.
He's very slow. We have to speak to him slow.
Oh, another team.
Lock in, lock in.
Oh my god, these guys are fucking rich.
This is karma.
This is karma.
He's sliding behind the barrier in front of you.
Any smokes?
Swing to the right, swing to the right.
He's one, he's one!
You got to swing him.
No, no, I didn't get swung.
That was low, and he's one.
You win that, Peanut.
One's pushing you on left.
You have them all one shot. They're all one shot.
He's spinning, he's spinning.
WHAAAAAT?!
NO PENUTS!
Sir!
Good sir!
Drak, this is your fucking fault.
This is your fucking fault.
WHY DID YOU TELL ME?!
I CAN'T SEE THIS IS BOSS!
He's cool. He's cool. Don't kill him.
And you just kept shooting.
It's because I thought they were stream sniping.
Why would you think that? I was talking to them.
Because he came up to me and he was like,
hey, is this peanut?
Because I was talking to them so they would have been very helpful information.
30 seconds ago!
Why would I rest on stream sniper peanut?
Why?
He kind of a freak.
Who are those freaky fuckers?
You just wanted to kill him and I paid him, you people!
No, I would never betray them if I knew they weren't streams, I mean, I swear to you.
I would have even condemned Taxi. I would have even condemned Taxi.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm not gonna lie. I knew the entire time. I'm just a piece of shit.
How's it a saint? Actually, you definitely know who that is.
I know who that is?
Why did you do it?
But that was like Inky's old duo. I know who that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so I think we can all agreed to blame tax you this one, right?
Yeah. OK, that's good for me.
It's like that. Is that one for everybody?
Is that one for everybody? That was my fault.
But I thought you knew when I said, like, OK, that was like that was evil.
Well, I thought they were stream snipers.
I have a super key for stream snipers.
I would have read stream cybers P once again. You're kind of a freak. I don't know what you're gonna do
I know I'm a freak but like I got I got boundaries. I have a safe word
No, you bounce on it because you're a freak, but I have a safe word. What's your safe word?
I don't have a safe word. Okay, all right
Let me talk to mr. Shiny and see what he's not cooking
I'm on my last blue shield of the night boys. We have to make it count. Oh my god, this map is a hell
Little something something
Hopefully they know that was taxis faulted not mine. Oh, they know
They know
They know
I will pay the price.
Oh, yeah.
I'm OK with it.
Oh.
Get a little something, something.
We will bring some trailblazers in.
We should bring a deadlock in too.
My boys.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, don't bring a second gun.
Just bring one close range gun.
I'm bringing a Jupiter, the spinny thing.
Oh.
Well, that's what we should have the deadline for.
We should just chill until it comes.
Well, yeah.
To spawns.
Is Hague about?
Yeah, what if you go to the hotel and kill 50 people instead?
And then lose.
OK, I say we never lose.
We never lose.
Plus, we can't just why I didn't spot it.
We waited seven hours for you to find until.
What's up every 60 every every time, 16 minutes.
It's once it's 100 percent 100 percent.
Oh, that's right.
I see we only saw one time in seven hours.
We waited until 10 minutes every time.
that doesn't sound right yeah but yeah we could have fucked up but that's what we did
okay i mean i i only saw you guys uh combing the beach uh with our beepers that was incredible
yeah i found so much group you know there's a golden ship you can find i so i heard about that and
then i was doing it and then i was getting slammed by the demons that'll happen that'll
That'll happen, that'll happen.
All right, I'm gonna go pee pee and grab a drink.
Got to be the same.
Ready up, ready up.
Let's ride!
Are you boys ready for a great raid?
I
Fuck yeah
Yeah
My where's your weapon?
You bring it in
Mr. Taxi, I think he's keeping
Ppd. Yeah, exactly. He also got myself
Ready for the pop
Cheers. Cheers. That is odd.
Cheers, good. Cheers. Cheers, boys.
I will take all the tequila. Absolutely
divide. Oh yeah. Absolutely
divide. Follow me boys. Follow me
I'll take a little peek.
Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
I don't want to use your brother
Hmm, so is all you see no, no, I'm using the anvil of the Bobcat
You have a toilet in your same room or something that was stupid quick
I actually have a bag attacks my neighbor chair where I poop and
Where I poop and I
That's how I get it done so quickly good
I
Mean coming coming yummy. Thank you
He's one. He's one who's one who's one what okay?
Come on, Peter. I'll be that ass. Oh, I mean that guy was shooting his one
Let's get him now
Right now
You should go into acting or something. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much
Thank you. You'll be trying out. I'll be ready. I'll be your father
See you later, TagG
What? Why?
I'm already out the door by the way. Oh, can we kill the Pisser?
Yeah, yeah, we got you. But you're getting pissed it by the way from the left.
Where's the charge over the shop? Watch!
I'm looting the Pisser. Give me a second.
There's no time to lose the pisser. There's evil minutes. I need them. Oh
My god, oh
Excellent oh, I see my sheep up top. I see my top. You're so long. You're so long
Up here paper. I'm going in I'm going in
Back to one
I'm ass cracked one in her own that'll happen
up here. I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
John!
I'll see him.
Oh my!
Good God. Good God.
For all things holy.
Are we going up?
Uh, yeah!
We gotta kill him!
I'm going.
On you.
One.
Dead.
I got one!
Oh, that's great! That's great to hear, champ!
That's great!
That's great to hear that you're friendly at all!
That's great to hear that you're friendly, boss!
Friendly, friendly, friendly!
Wait, is that on us?
We're safe on the way to here.
I'm gonna go ahead and need those items off your back over there.
I'm gonna need those bad boys.
I'm gonna go ahead...
Go ahead, go ahead and take those bad boys, alright?
Hopefully that's okay with you, good sir.
They're rich, they're rich!
I saw a home-packer on the back of one of them.
Dude, they have the worst attachments on their guns I've ever seen.
That's fantastic.
Where the whole pack?
Score!
There's 50 where I came from, by the way.
My guy was dirty.
We can 150% take the thing now.
130%. I have a whole cracker with 107 durability and 139 shots.
So actually the whole cracker doesn't do anything because it's heavy armored.
Jupiter is a much better weapon as you can just put the core
Telling you that the the thing that you got
Wait you tell me that the whole clock and there's nothing to do the new guy. Well, it does but it's not that good
Yeah
Well, I'll just give them call all the other guys
It's good when when it's when in when it's open and spinning, but so is every other weapon. So it's like
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh, now I see!
Oh, oh, actually it's good against the yellow cylinders because it's it booms.
I got two rollpacks as well as well.
As well as well.
You get some initially.
Oh, oh vaporizers fucking them.
Oh, it's on fire, it's on fire, I see it!
Go, go, go!
I wouldn't mind taking a little gander over yonder.
Oh short gander
I'm welcome
What the roof is well
There might be two teams by the way
the what the minority building was that building called what is that what it's
said oh my god
what you said you broke the one that's on the backside on the logo
I do I believe the one with my book of the roof one of the roof
For authority, sorry poor authority building
The roof
I can't see you. I got the problem. I don't sound like that.
Right there, top. First you forgot him.
I got one.
Oh, I got one.
The other guy was also one.
I don't have a shovel, boys, except you gentlemen.
Are you, Taisy?
I'm far behind. OK.
OK, I'm doing something really dumb.
I love the jibos all the jibos!
What the hell was that?
I don't know. I'm gonna do something stupid as well.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Get out of here!
For a pizza!
No way, James!
Oh, watch out for your chance.
That's a bitch.
I'm going to do something, something on some poor garbage.
No, I want you to proceed.
He's doing guy back here.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
I got a pacer right here if you want to stab him in his pants.
We're in flagged pants machine.
Oh my god
Follow me one this guy still has a little bit of losing if you need him or take a quick peek perhaps
It'll shop you guys when I expect
Oh
My god, this guy also had a whole crack with his shit load ammo. Wait. We are on the body
Oh, no, fine one
Okay
Right something something wait. Oh my god. You bet. Oh, it'll so oh my
That's you think your your your mere wizard tricks will work on me. They won't you pussy beds. Oh
Oh
Yo, this guy has a little bit of loot left
So we oh shit, we're you left this thing
Oh
Oh that's not getting nice
That's not a guy also that has a little bit of loot
Oh yeah, I left some loot on this guy as well, a lot of loot
a lot of loot. Which I got $250,000 worth of goop right now.
Yeah, same.
I was gonna fuck out.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Can you guys wait? I can't move.
It's all the loot I have.
Let's go right down there.
Oh my God, I don't even know what to take.
Let's do a catch.
Let's do a catch.
We need that. We need that.
Oh my God, guys, we should probably leave.
No, we need that that's back scoop potential. That's my potential. Oh god. We have 200k each
Let's all drop it in a corner and then go murder that guy
I'm not a cumbersome
I don't have any ammo. He died. He died. He died. Okay. If you could get a good opening remember it's multiple teams
Is it? No, there's no multiple T's, he's high.
Is it not? They died to a fucking tanker?
Oh my god, 4-3 there, right here, man, I'm joking.
Okay, we don't, okay, we chill then.
Oh!
You left so much to do about this guy!
Both of you, both of you! I did, I did, I did.
Both of you over here, both of you over here.
Oh my god!
Not good.
Are they on the left?
I thought they died up on the mountain, no?
There's a full three men right there.
At the bottom, right where I peeked.
That's a new three men on the left.
Got a mountain on the left.
Okay.
If we fight here, we can get third-party from the mountain.
I agree.
Come, come, come, come.
I'm coming.
Oh, is it?
Keep your people's open voice.
Keep your head on the river.
Hmm.
Careful, careful.
It's scary rat.
It's scary rat.
The bubotic plague.
Rat here.
Maybe.
Is the bubotic plague and the black plague the same day?
I have no idea.
Yeah.
Yeah, both plagues.
Both hilarious.
I don't know, I'm starting to think we do leave.
Oh, apparently it is the same. It is the same.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Okay.
What is?
See you, Piles.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Wait.
I'm on a vantage point.
I see them, I see them, I see them.
I see the Max Kutcher.
Let's kill him!
Okay, alright.
Fuck it, I'm in.
Ow.
Very, very close.
Get out of here!
I'm going to shoot here, okay?
I'm pushing it on the side, on my bottom, on my bottom.
They wiped?
On the X-Track.
Did they call it?
Let's kill them to the X-Track.
They haven't called yet.
Where?
Last scene on X-Track.
I hear a camera, is that us?
SPSVSV?
They might be running over here.
I should have put myself in.
That's the ice cream card!
What are you here?
I see what I see what I see!
Right here, right here, right here!
One on top of one!
That's them, that's them!
They're not attacking, they're both down, both down, both down!
Oh, they're throwing a bomb!
They're three!
I'll see if you don't...
almost he's running that's another one
i'm going in do you have the my healing on me
i'm getting busy by the sea
watch out watch out watch out my enemy jack
i mean shoot it understand one down one down
he's pushing on me he's it's in he's down he's not feeling not feeling
He's running here. He's running here.
I'll take the ship.
Yes!
God!
You're insane. I did nothing to fight.
It was all you.
Hope before they come from North.
Thin and health.
Strolling here.
Sack!
Too easy, too easy!
Give the ugly branch.
No one ever holds on for me.
Here you go, with your daggy.
Here you go, with your daggy.
Oh
Was I am stacking and packing no lie
Oh my god, wait, everyone's fucking loaded
We got a Jupiter, right?
Now I'm not gonna have them
Is your two bodies out there?
No, just one one of them is still up there
It's actually good. Where's up? You can check him, but
Guess a little bit of good maybe you can stack
was I sure there's no Jupiter I swear it was a Jupiter here. I'm calling the elevator.
Call the elevator. Not yet. Not yet. I'll kill that thing. Kill that thing.
Attention, attention, attention. Oh my god I need that. I need to shuffle that down.
But I need this. No, no, no, I need more. All the elevators closed.
Wait, we don't need that elevator. Because all my loot is on this elevator.
Elevator you dropped your loot. Yeah, you did it. No
I'm all those you guys fat as fuck
And I gotta get back there before the snipers get to it
I'm loaded to the teat
I
Have a hatch but maybe hatch is bad here
You see it kind of weird to think about drag based on taxi's voice that guy is not circumcised
whatsoever to just play with the bunch of junk in his trunk as we speak
so all I'm gonna say was on circumcised who's not circumcised taxi
right now he's playing with us with a shitload of junk in his trunk
it's where all my power is stored what do you think you're saving the power
What is this power?
I'm going the elevator.
Yo yo yo, chill!
Chill!
Really?
What the fuck?
Let's go!
You guys, I have $370,000 with the goobah.
Score!
If I get pushed right now, I'm gonna die. I have no supplies to fight back with.
I traded all my ammunition except for once in the magazines for goop.
And that's out.
What?
Call it, call it, call it!
Ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen!
Not too shabby boys, not too shabby in the slightest.
320,000!
$320?!
Yeah, he stole a bunch of my...
320,000 space dollars.
That's a rain ride, boys. That is a rain.
Oh my gosh, I'm rich.
It's like a reward
Mr. Pepper pink bubble for the 60 gives him a white good friend good
Thank you, my boy
Good lad. He do did I let you ah
Yeah, guys honestly gentlemen. It really is no big deal. She's the 320,000 for a guy like me. I
I mean I just another day in the office. I mean the office now the day of the
day another victory for the old days exactly exactly it really is nothing
guys don't even mention they mentioned if you would buy give me a moment while
I unpack my goop
Get them fuckin' bread, gettin' fuckin' bands
Pull up, find your mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the bath with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the beat, with the fuckin' beat
Stick it on my head, stick it on my shit
Stick it on my side, stick it on my crib
I mean, another day another Valentine's Day shit, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, should
the best player on the game really be excited about 120,000 who's a bit who's
this I don't know I mean me that's me I don't find sad the best I do appreciate
you say that but I mean I don't know am I really the best well maybe actually
maybe maybe actually let me think about it for a second would you check for you
mind I do appreciate you say that but I don't know if it's like actually true
Yeah, I'd say I'd say honestly it's by a toss up it's by a toss up between me and
Like shroud be like shroud lovely
Although shroud did say that I was better than him on every game on the planet
So you check for a sore a watermark when you change
I did check I did check first or a watermark. I did take first or a watermark and
Yeah
There was not there was zero. Okay. I didn't see why I didn't see what no I didn't see what thank you
Must be true. It must be true. It must be true. I
Got to use in the Bettina is I try using it like yesterday. It's kind of poop diarrhea. So you guys have good luck with that I
Don't I don't use that gun
why not it's for arc I don't fight arc you have to find out or you'll die red
red or an info or a but Tina you don't know nothing I don't know nothing just a
your chicken. Oh actually you
know what actually I forgot you
are a predator. Oh my goodness.
A predator. Everybody knows
everybody knows everybody knows
everybody knows everybody knows
that you actually are pretty good
at games. I would take it back.
I would take it back. Wait,
you mean that?
You use the controller does all the work only a problem controllers
No, I won't.
No, I won't.
Yeah, yeah, but you sit there if you're stupid.
No.
No, I won't.
You're gonna lose something, jumping.
Wide, moment, wide, moment.
Here we go.
Now we ride.
My blue shield only at 66.
Ebag taxi, next time he goes down, well, that is $100 and I am a slut.
Okay, I will.
Okay, I will.
I've got you, chief.
Don't you worry.
Hmm-hmm
Hmm, and you ready to fuck up
Now I'm gonna do it. Let's get it. Come down. Just look at it. What are you doing?
Hey, what is close? I know you don't have
It's it's like a hell
Like a hell if we're doing that. It's clank a hell. It's how you get the canto and the
Do la dole
Yeah, bro. I can appreciate a good camel. So
Deborah has the best camel now
Absolutely, you know, bro. You can slide your credit card through that thing make a purchase
Holy shit
Deborah
Okay, if we're doing this, please
unequip your secondary and let me give you a Jupiter so we have two Jupiters
either one of you okay I don't have space for energy ammo so you're gonna
have to to cough that up yourself oh I have no space for energy ammo either I'll
I'll find some space, I'll find some space.
Uh, I do have...
Eight...
Stacks, myself? I could give you four.
Yeah, yeah, give me four, yeah, yeah, yeah, good thing, good thing again.
Okay.
Just don't have a secondary quick then, we good.
Good, good, good, good.
I get to go.
Let's try it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Uh, uh, Rhonda's camel toe is out.
Rhonda, you are as dancing as the first day I met you.
Do not listen to these deanderthals.
Your camel toe is beautiful and so are you.
Like a diamond in the light, a star in the sky, a moon so bright.
Oh why oh why
He is a very dubious lady. Do not harass her
With a big P up hello virgin nerd zero five zero
You said names to us pretty sure that he's
Pretty certain that's against the rules
And it's not my problem.
Say that right now.
Not me, not my problem.
But I'm pretty sure it's someone else's problem.
Hmm.
I miss you playing on me.
This is me.
I think you missed you, Josh Wayne.
Thank you, guitar.
Oh, let's run.
You guys ready for a great rager?
Fuck yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What the fuck was that?
Whoa!
Yeah!
So you should...
Wait, why are we on dead battlegrounds?
As you put us here in close screw tiny wait
Why in the fuck are we hit? Yo, hey that's right? No?
Why are we here? Who did that?
You did this peanut
How in the fuck you know
We reset
Yeah, a hundred percent what the fuck we brought in a whole kid through the other map
I brought in a whole kid for this map.
What?
What you did?
You did?
Yeah, to get the blueprints for the D'Lavra and the can-cantor.
What the fuck is called?
Oh, we can do this, Matt. That's true.
Wait, what do we want then?
Don't we all have that?
I don't have that.
I don't have that either.
No.
You don't have that?
No, no.
What?
Yeah, I literally gave you it.
I'd say you didn't.
You stole it from me.
No.
I suppose if you remember you stole it from me.
I did see what I did see.
Yeah, I have nothing.
Nothing and no one.
Aw.
Plus this is where people go with their goop
because it's hard.
Yeah, I'm, yeah, yeah.
Everybody here is hard.
Mission to the Vandrack.
Exactly.
All of you gentlemen.
All of you boys.
Taxi probably still screen-watching
See was I not muted for that?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, dude, dude.
Dude, dude.
The mute button is a bit finicky.
I didn't do that.
Oh, hey, don't kill the messenger.
I'm just reading the chat.
I'm just reading the chat.
I'm just reading the chat.
I'm just reading the chat.
I'm just reading the chat.
I'm just reading the chat.
Well, the one that's running here, but that's the worst one.
Wait hold up wait we move the next one as well then that one is not great. I
won't say I won't lie that one is where we go to die I do like the taxi to
screens that one was funny I never met a game once during rush by the way
taxi never have never well I'm getting work better or something is telling me
that your new base is in f6 I don't know why but oh wait I did medigate
I have a feeling that's the truth.
Okay, I only medigate once, and that's because it was hilarious.
It was funniest fuck out online.
I'm just...
One more crack, one more crack.
These guys are the worst players to ever see. They're all dead. They're all dead. They're all dead.
They're all dead. They're all dead. They're all dead.
They're all dead.
One, one, two, one more.
Look at this.
little jumpy jumpy little jumpy jumpy
oooohhh
yee-loy
yee-loy
kodiji-wa
kodiji-wa
did we
something something
there could be someone up there
per baby
per tans
i got too much oh shit
I'm coming you're not coming to come up or something was up
I think he might have ran
Which is tail between so much spit on my screen. I can't see if any of the dark places
Do you have an OLED? Yeah, I have an OLED. Yeah
What's the Hertz?
What's the herd to the 500?
oh what's the brand msi wait we have the same monitor really yeah i have the same
one it's the one with ai yeah i actually found out about the ai last night when i
actually hit my monitor and i found that there's ai night vision yeah you don't need that you
already got that yeah yeah yeah yeah i i i i mine was gifted to me by my msi
oh okay I bought my
I guess we're not the same
excuse me bitch guys I was in the channel
I was in the channel
I was in the channel
I was in the channel
oooh
birdflicks
maybe we should change the nickname to taxi to screen buyer
taxi to screen buyer
I'm sad
I'm sad
Maybe
Come here. You know what what what?
Chases off y'all real quick. Well, thank you. Good sure. Thank you. Thank you. Does that to fucking?
I'm getting quote word Al and loser and Maugh
They hold up. Did I just monitor among you? I mean, were you wait?
Were you just for maxi while I was monitor buggy you all right buddy hold up oh my goodness oh my goodness
There's no way you can be using this lingo at like 35
I'm telling you he has he's
He's not young
He says that like he's old like he's trying to be
You guys
I'm telling you this peanut guy is
How old are you taxi I'm old how old 31. I'm younger than you
How old are you 29 it's too close
Oh my god the guy's busting that guy's drag I can't tell you I can't tell you
Wait, there's one under the ramp. No, I think that's a decoy decoy made. Oh
I'm telling you that guy's drag. Oh my god guys. I got cheating or something. I don't know
shoot it in the core, shoot it in the middle
not the thruster, shoot the middle
oh i can't shoot that
I'm blasting, I'm blasting
you got an LOS there
how is your fucker not dead?
it's about to, just man up
ready, hop?
oh yeah you did man up oh my god he's broken the other fucking
right the whole costing the doing right oh I'm no he's welcome he's taking
toes out the door you don't know what a doing kiss no I don't know what a
Doink is I don't know what this is
I don't know
Yeah you see this is looting it bro
Fucking kill him
That's what I was trying to tell you
No one's gonna take off
Look at the buffalo
Three
Wait is it
Two is what it is
Wait you
Wait is Doink or Slag in Britain as well?
How do you use British?
I'm not British
Did I?
He's Danish
Sure you're not British
Okay
I can hear the pussy in your voice
Alright buddy just don't tell Drack the Slag group
oh my god this whole three gentlemen three gentlemen oh my god that's what I
I've seen before
Any help
Swing I got your right swing. He's climbing
I'm gonna help you back focus on him
He's not legit. He's not real. I don't think he's real, bro.
Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!
Oh, he's fucking on me.
Oh, fuck!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh my god. Perfect wall!
Chill on me, dawg.
You fucking...
Oh my god, I'm not supposed to go.
Wait, I have more. I have more. I brought more.
I can't say that word anymore. This whole place is just fucking ridiculous.
I'm just...
We're so fucked.
What do you mean?
Double and tongue. I like this.
This is so safe.
I should have fucking- I should have fucking-
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Finish it, finish it, finish it, finish it!
Pesticin I got pesticin, pesticin, pesticin!
Pull back, pull back, pull back, pull back!
Oh my god, there's fucking everywhere, there's one out here, there's one out here.
I, I, I, I did a lot of justin.
No, the bodge!
Um...
I ain't got the bog!
Oh, another team. Perfect.
Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.
Yeah, probably, probably.
My shield broke, my shield broke.
Can we, can we, can we drop it?
Drop it.
That's a good nade.
That's a great nade.
Oh, we're gonna die forever.
We're dead. We're gonna die.
I do not have a wall box. I do not have a wall.
I have no storage to see it. Oh, that's how I'm gonna get to the house.
Oh, oh my god!
Sir?
Sir?
Good sir.
Hold on now. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Hold on. If you kill me, you'll never know my secret.
This is you.
Oh, I'm red, and you're-
It's a lady!
Yes, oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, I, I have heard that you are the LeBron James.
Oh, just a little longer. Just a little longer.
Oh my God.
I see my tails have spread far and wide.
Hmm, yes.
Yes, I am.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. You have done a great server today,
and I am blessing upon you 100 lucky rains in a row.
Lest, Lest, and let me bless you as well.
Hey, hey, hey, I have to bless you!
You, you owe not now!
What the hell?
What the?
Is this guy, is this guy, does that type of bitch?
I might get banned for another 24 hours.
Hey guys, talk to them about bitches, talk to them about pussy!
I'm not happy about that one. I won't lie.
What a- what a- what a bitch!
I made that feel good! What- what a pussy!
Oh, I miss, I miss it all.
What do you do with this?
What the hell?
What?
Dude, I guys listen, I don't want to be like macho guy over here.
Well, like if I was playing with, because that was obviously a random put together team,
if I was playing with two other guys and they found a streamer that they were like,
Oh my God, like I really like that streamer.
I wouldn't go fucking kill him.
I am I wrong for saying that?
If I ran into two guys and they're like, oh my god, I found this stupid it like I like them
I would like walk up in front of them and then tell them
What the hell that guy's got some pussy issues. Mm-hmm. What did I miss I died
What do you mean you missed it you were there you just died yeah, you would just
I'm going to go to your piss so I didn't see the interaction in the middle of battle I was dead
I will have your cock removed for such
reprimandations
You would like to touch my cock on a fuck sassy dreams hashtag one six six two
Dragon so sexual when he speaks drag is pretty sexy. I think it's the Italian
Italians
Yeah, what about drags chat?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I forgot.
You know, I was actually thinking of replacing my toilet paper in my house
with dollars from your country.
Dude, honestly, with your monocle, that's being fucking taken out.
You could really, you had a good idea?
You should wipe my ass with the dollars from your country.
I think anyone can all the bad of Venezuela dollars, you know, you don't grow the warcraft.
Why?
currency is worth more than venezuelan currency.
How cool is that?
I would describe they made that they have like full-time jobs doing that now like they
they farm and yeah, yeah, I have to do it.
I've been doing this for all other currencies.
I have to do this.
I'm so sorry.
Give me a second.
I'm chatting D.B. King.
Oh, don't be sorry.
How many Chuck E. Cheese tickets is one Venezuelan dollar
equal to?
What?
Give me a second.
One second.
One second.
I do the I just follow other currencies.
One second.
It is worth, really it's called Bolivars?
Bolivaris.
Okay, so, so, one,
Bolivaris, hold up.
You would need two of your dollars to equal one Jucky Cheese Dickens.
That's a good trade.
That's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal. That is a damn good deal.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Oh my god.
Hell yeah. I could go spend four hours in Chuck E. Cheese, get a roll of their tickets,
come over there and be fucking king.
Well no, no, no. Everything in Venezuela is dollarized.
So I'm gonna have strongly charge you with dollars. Oh
They use ball of airs
Really, bro, but why do you have why do you have your own currency if you
Fucking real man
Dollars for a PS5
But then wait, so is that just tech for inflation that you just inflate your own money
And then yeah, you just steal another country's money
Everything is like literally steal our money. They just use our money
as currently there. Yeah, but that's like posting someone else's content on your channel.
Actually, how I don't know.
That's literally the same.
I don't think that's the same. I don't think that's the same.
They take they use American dollars as their own currency.
Yeah.
When they have their own.
Well, no, they have.
Well, yeah. But what would you rather walk around with a dollar in your pocket or a
literal 14-gallon jug of waste of worthless paper
That's not even that much but I wouldn't I dude you kidding me
You wouldn't you wouldn't walk down to the fucking grocery store with a wheelbarrow of fucking cash
Oh, yeah, what would your finest apples, please?
No, no, yeah
Full of ball variants
What if you're finest apples, please?
Please concern no blemishes. No blemishes. So
So you wouldn't do the same thing with a wheelbarrow. You wouldn't you wouldn't want to have a wheelbarrow of
American United States of America dollars. How would you want to go there?
That's not worth anything
What do you just make your own country and then make your own currency that might be a tag
I'm gonna be technology would it would be suck for everyday use like that that you have to spend like 14 million on a piece of bread
But it would be sick for the first time
Dude, you know how much you know how much cash that like physical paper that is for like yeah, that's a lot
What do you mean how is that sick if you replace the the monopoly money the
I don't even think we should be comparing it to Monopoly, buddy. That's it. It's not the Monopoly buddy. Let me check. I'm talking to you
Fuck we're going in
I'm coming. I'm coming. He's coming. He's coming.
Good. Good. Thank you, Mr. Fat. Fat. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. It feels
like pretty good nowadays. What is quick scope with it? Quick scope with it? Yeah,
It's it's sick
Whoa
You try you try it immediately like oh, yeah, oh
here
Oh
Check check the scope in on it. Oh my god, you're right. No Wow
Wow
Wow, oh, yeah, I'm gonna try to take back. Okay
one and there's a guy on the left
there's a guy on the left
wait I know
oh no no no no no no no no
he's dead he's pushing they're pushing they're pushing
no I just got the smoker you died
Yes, what do you mean? Dude, they were so weak
They're resting your 1v3
I'm calling all the way back idea you ever had I know I have a deep edge
What is it once pushed under you nice the guy's one
Okay, I think you drop on the back side and rest me
I'm a cool judge alone. I think it's over here on the corner
We wish I was a hillage I
I died I'm gonna be at least I did nothing sir sir hold on now sir what it's
oh it's all it's who are wrong that feral fucking son
Hey gentlemen, gentlemen, hey gentlemen, hey.
Wait, who are those guys?
What do you mean who are those guys?
Who invited them to your server?
It's gotta be a band from the real server.
Wait, who?
J?
You know J?
No, autumn.
Autumn.
Oh, I know autumn.
Yes, she's part of Blackse's crew when we raided them.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you guys get fucking fisted in that game too?
No, we raided them. We won.
Oh, okay. I heard you lost.
No, they did secure a couple bunkers to be missed, but we fully raided them.
Okay, okay.
Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
It was something, something, something.
Wait.
That was not all.
Like, guys, how did you lose that?
I was just saying that.
I won't lie to you. I was taking a round.
And I didn't give them my fellow you came I did nothing strategic
I use a pharaoh in situations where a pharaoh should be used and then I purposely didn't revive you like even though
I should have 100% in a strategic situation
Yeah
But we can all agree that that was Drex folk for somehow dying though. He was
100% 100% 100%
100% 1
each hold the testicle yeah now we're all poor you got it like that I got two
testicles yeah well congratulations but holding oh yeah let me bring you a blue
shield like what are we doing bringing in a fucking beauty defense dream
times are hard for a gooper hey broky you need you not have any money I got some
money boss I don't have I don't have no blue seer boss how much money's you got
I have five hundred seventy thousand dollars okay yeah let's bring in some
defibrillators shall we well I'll bring some defibrillators and you can maybe a
blue seal I got your blue seal thank you boss thank you boss they will talk
To Mr. Chicken, I could do.
It's a 50.
Oh, yeah. Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that word cooking oh yeah
Oh, yeah, now we're cooking. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Now we're cooking
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Hmm
We're bringing a white flag
I'm bringing in two white flags just to make some power now honestly boys the
suit in that last raid was subpar we should have hit me hit those shots and
tell my boys you should be hit those shots as guys have been dead ten minutes
you go if you could listen if you if you committed to just killing them when
you got one down and you cracked one I think you win that also I suppose you
guys wait hold on you guys your country's have militaries drac is your
country of military yeah yeah it's super corrupt they're all drug dealers it
didn't feel like it when we took your shit
I don't know about my gift.
I don't know about gift.
I don't know about giving.
I don't know.
I don't know about give maybe a self gift from us.
Your self gift.
Your self gift.
I bring in the white flags in honor of you, Frank, in honor of you.
Okay.
No, no, no.
You gotta understand.
corrupt government all the venus we invented crop government we invented
shit we invented that shit we invented that shit we invented that shit
but it works yeah they don't work
Mm-hmm. I'm choosing. I'm choosing.
Oh. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Get Ninja off the bus. He retired.
No, he'll be back. He'll be back.
He'll be back. He'll be back.
Guys, you guys want to place bets
if Ninja's coming back to Ark?
I bet 50 bucks he does.
I'll bet 100. He doesn't.
Wait, no, I should go 100 on you.
I'll go 100 on you.
Who comes back to Ark?
Ninja ninja time frame though. Yeah, we'll do by one month from now. He plays
He's gonna see this and spite you
We find taxi take a $100 bed. He opens the game within a month. You bet he doesn't
Okay, I'm done. Yeah, $100. I put $100 in that
I'm getting word he already played again. What we my money for see
L.N. DRIVE!
I
You're not gonna feel difference close range if that's what you're using it for but I don't know
I just have another we what you got
You put a muscle break on the balletta for some reason, balletta.
Muzzle break on the balletta?
Yeah, but you're not one to speak about attachments, buddy.
I've seen your bobcat builds.
They are sublime. You are just jealous of my craftsmanship.
They make me want to gouge my eyes out with a fucking spoon layer by layer.
I, I, I, I, I, I, could you do that?
You, you even made hush make a comment.
comment. And Hutch likes to fool around with-
The diabetes is getting to his head. He's just making comments about everything.
No, no, no. He's seen clearer than ever.
No, no. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it's affecting his right eye. He's got, he's got that diabetes calcowa.
Fucking clang.
I say we get up on the roof and it's like anyone trying to come to the hotel. What do you think?
I mean-
I like that.
Oh, alright.
Alright.
didn't push around like some cheap whore
legs
legs we do like
oh we can I have that shield by the way
yeah yeah sorry
you brought a new green I like that
thanks
I forgot I forgot we were doing any of this
I just got reminded of my bunk bedders
thank you good sir
I got reminded too ads
literally read every single message except for the ones that are telling me to do it
Oh
We're all the people and
You're gonna kill him
Right under right under
There's this guy
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be careful. Yep. That is more art
There I see we will kill those guys
Your keepers open your eyes
I
Don't wait he just saw me
He's fucker right here. I was stated perfectly still
Once I'm watching works a little bit when it comes to that
Hmm. Oh
I just got looked at by a turret. I guess I thought yeah
No, these fuckers are there
There's so many clankers on this map like it's ridiculous. It's too many like I like the clankers
I see why she might you might him?
I'll be out we all be right here. I'll be a pretty much ready you got pretty much kids
I'm not gonna shreddy. It won't hit that one
I see another team another team another team
There's you guys guys guys
I'm going up side in the couch
You shooting?
One more
One more one more
You shooting the other team now?
Watch out you watch out
Wait on the left on the left
On the left side of this building
Ow in my head
So one died behind the building
One on the right team, one on the right team, there's still two here.
Yeah, but the right team is...
Together with the...
FIGHT EACH OTHER!
THERE'S ANOTHER TEAM NEXT TO YOU!
We need a megaphone in this game.
That's what we need.
Well, the sound bounces off walls in this game, maybe they hurt me.
Sure.
They're in the house! Over there!
They're pushing.
I hit him, I didn't.
I guess so.
oh oh oh my gosh you go beat the fuck out of these guys I think I think we move
and we die to someone that's been running up on us I'm not gonna lie oh no
okay oh no I died oh this is actually yeah there's stairs there's stairs back
there and I'm good off that that's some
peasants shit
wait wait crap crap is on someone
whom who is that on us
I can be honest we just keep over here
I don't want to hear what you want to hear
I'm waiting for the flag I'm waiting for the flag
We give up! We give up! We give up!
We give up!
I'm just a peanut.
You're such a fucking dumb.
Maybe we'll tweak up.
Maybe we'll kill him.
We give up. We give up.
I don't think the leaper understands that.
The leaper's gonna fist you.
One night.
Go, go, go.
The leaper's so mad at peanut.
We give up. We forfeit.
Why has it not been...
We forfeit! We give up!
Yeah, but why has it not been done?
Oh, hang on! How are you doing?
TELL HER!
And don't worry, we give up!
We give up!
We give up!
I don't know how...
We give up!
Like they're both one.
We give up! We give up!
What the...
What the fuck?
How do we show them?
Oh, I just died!
I'm dead!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
That guy is the biggest loser. Is that oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I play with autumn right now. Is that like a streamer?
Tell me autumn is random doing tell me autumn is random doing please god tell me right out of his brand doing
Biggest fucking loser. Oh my god
Oh, it's floating!
Random, oh, thank God. Thank God. Thank God.
I'm dead, by the way.
Ah, huge! I mean, you can hear this voice.
Actually, never one anything in his life fucking loser over there.
Be careful, be careful!
Yeah, it's Autumn's Q-Wing with Randolph, I know that.
Yeah, I know that, I know that.
Oh my god, oh my god, he's ready to push it!
Oh my god, he's enthers me.
Oh
Please don't talk as much shit as you can to that guy
Talk as much shit as you can don't even there's some wait till he bleeds out while talking shit
Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Gentlemen, that is a massive W right there.
We gotta come back. We got our good back.
Massive W.
Massive W right there.
It's okay, that happens.
Hmm.
Tell all of my said thank you, please.
Please tell all of my said thank you.
Wait, I'm gonna come leave with you guys.
Wait, where are you going?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Did you get my loot, by the way?
You said you were gonna do that? Yeah, dead god.
Ah, that thing is cool.
I just didn't know she was playing with randoms.
I thought she was random doing.
I would've never done that.
Oh!
Why don't you surrender?
I don't have enough bullets to kill it out, Link.
You're nothing.
Ah, fuck it.
You should be a third dog, Link.
She is third.
Holy shit, he's fucking up off from the original team.
I don't think so.
We turned that thing all the time down.
I think we decided.
Okay.
You can see they hate you, whatever did you do to them?
Funny, that's a reddit moderator right there, jeep.
That is a reddit moderator.
That is a reddit moderator.
Tell you he tells his wife that he can't get a real job because of the nine subs of the acid moderate
It's not it's not regular people. It's not regular people
It's it's reddit moderators and discord alphas
Discord alphas and reddit moderators that's who doesn't like me
I'm so scared
Are we good
How do you e-mode in this?
it's on roof all right i fuck with you beat thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you sir thank you thank you sir
wait people people are you the last people unless it's on drag
mings on us could be on drag this is close over here are we fucking serious right now
uh where can we
yep I'm glad yeah how do we do right here
actually this isn't fucking for tonight why not
you never had a problem with with my
at Beargates before you crank it up
idea it's not letting me crank it
crank it crank it harder
Oh
Wait, oh, just walk to that wall. I don't know why you gyrating
We need a doctor any time now taxi, okay
Shit
wait it's it's unfolded like you were
searching for your mom's bedroom dresser
what I'm sorry no bedside table not
dressing inside table that's definitely a
projection I want to play the game
actually come on man I'm coming let me
let me pull my fucking walls down you
guys are American you should like walls
wait first up I'm the only American what he's been israelan
it wasn't born here no you're boy we have people on the ground did you live
peanut yeah I was no I didn't get to do peanut I lose all those bodies I can
use this
But if we didn't loot peanut that means his loot is still there
I
Was
Growing this thing is anyone
Dora, Rida gate Dora Rida gate Dora. I definitely did. I would about it. Mm-hmm. Oh
My god, I'm gonna say it
Fuck off
It's coming to you hide if you if you
f**king aggro this I'm expecting you man I left yeah I'm just gonna have to be in your
direction of the boat here.
Oh, thanks, Bob.
He barely looted you.
He looted like three things off you.
You're an idiot.
Is my Rettigate Torusil on there?
Yes.
Oh, thanks, Bob.
Thanks, Bob.
They look great, by the way.
I had to say, exquisite attachments.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Track, fix your burlata.
What?
Fix your burlata.
I know, I know, I know.
Excelling Ray, Excelling Ray!
The Greetings!
Oh MISCHEN BLU-BOB-BA-BUT IT'S A WHITE BLOOD MAN!
Good man!
And Mr. Dorgon on thank you my boy. Hope you stream was everything you wish
Hope it was all you wish it and dream it to be
Yeah, can I make a bag of work? I'm pouring it ugly. There you are. I'm ugly and I'm proud
I'm ugly and I'm proud. You know shit. You're a fucking vtuber
Okay, okay, all right
Okay, I'm at least I wasn't born in a country that pays 80% of taxes
You go to jail but tweeting something mean toward the government and my entire military is six guys and funny hats
You're a one pistol. Fuck you. Fuck you eat my shit
80% truth
Good enough. Yeah eat that
Suck on that for a second, real and true, real and true!
What country? That's the best part! It could apply to any of them!
One moment, one moment, gentlemen.
You weren't saying you weren't saying anything!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I don't have any blue shoes give me more blue shoes boss. I'm bringing you
Thank you boss you the renegade and the second yep bring it both
Bring defense or I kill you
Yeah, you
You know, you know, he got banned really laugh about a joke like two hours ago about it. I
Know but yeah, they're like registered, but like it like no reg. I don't know what no reg
We know when are we playing?
To put it to put it in specifics called taxi
Taxi forgot to say in game after telling someone to keep themselves safe. Oh
Oh
Yeah, he forgot to say it was like a piece of shit viewer that I told
To jump up the map in Minecraft but without the in Minecraft
But you never say like in minecraft
I always remember to add the in Minecraft. It's essential
the difference this time was that
Person another stream of thought I was talking about them because it was clipped out of context
But I was talking to a viewer, which is still bad, and I served my sentence.
Don't do the time if you can't do the crime.
Or, well, how exactly?
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Have you learned your lesson, Naughty Boy?
I literally just said in-game, yeah.
Yeah, you better learn your lesson, you Naughty Boy.
You better learn your lesson.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the dine!
What's taking you so long today?
I'M THINKING!
Do you need help?
Do you need help?
I can help you think!
Listen, kitten, you don't gotta worry about it.
What do you need?
Jesus, thank you.
This is for an alpha master.
Oh my god.
This is for an alpha wolf. I need you.
You're too good at that. That's not even like a troll. You're too good at that.
Alright guys, actually I'm the only one running out. I'm not even jumping. Look at the bottom of your screen.
Look at the bottom of your screen.
That's too good.
I don't know if I was rage bait.
You're just going, kid, this has been not seen.
Raze is range bait, holy shit, my cortisol just spiked.
Your cortisol spiked, your jester maxing, your jester maxing.
Oh my god, get mod, get mod, get ready up, mod.
Your jester maxing.
Ow, and so-
Fuck it, we're doing the battlefield, six-hinter, let's ride!
You guys ready for a great ring?
Yeah, oh, yeah
Let us receive let us receive
Three sixty, oh, I bought the wrong ammo. Oh, I hit that
Missed that
I didn't do it guys I gotta remove the battlefield six from that that intro is
cool but it says battlefield six and it's really a pie anything but we have to
take over the whole time I'm not leaving until the clank has come I forgot my
deadline
Watch your boyfriend in the hotel.
Don't forget about your boyfriend, you baby.
He ain't the whole dad just has a boyfriend, baby.
Yeah, he's the whole dad.
That's not no idea.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Turned out the song fuck I was hoping to kill people that song
Same I was sure over I wanted to kill them all this is the hotel room
That would help me finish.
Where did he go?
I don't know, I heard him plop and then I never saw him again.
That was the, that was the, no.
The last guy was one floor down from where we were, around the staircase, and ran either west or took the thing down all the way, and his teammate left.
And the other teammate is dead, and don't worry, I looted both of them. Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you for coming to my tech tower.
What
All this you know here
There on me
Guys say
Blue ship blue ship
Okay, I don't think we listen every time we've done that we've lost
Okay, only did it once and you guys survived us and us
It was lost was me
Father and 14 red incidents to moderate. All right, and we have a vaporizer in our ass
Follow me gentlemen follow me boys. Oh
My god
God, push over here.
Have fun mate.
We're so low.
May I suggest
waiting two seconds, and there's a guy right here.
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
I shot as much as I could for you. Good luck.
Fall back! Fall back!
What the hell?
Get out of here!
I-I-I jump over here.
I-I jump over here boys.
Bobby, I will I will be pushing in your thing. You're pushing in your sack. They're in your sack
What that what that
Do dude, dude, dude, I'm on fire. It's actually
He survived a survivor
go back go back oh I'm dead
most likely yeah I mean it's not looking good here okay very good shots
good shots dude fantastic they're gonna
What am I supposed to do about that guys guys all my notes. Oh my god, it hasn't stopped shooting you once I
Can't help but feel like that place drags fault
I'm so dead
Are you getting that sense as well?
Guys guys guys
What are you doing?
Agreed. Thank you. Thank you, Taxi. Thank God you're-
Really?
At least wait for the vaporizer to unaggro.
What about Drac?
I was fighting for my life, you know that shit?
Juck on the top of!
I mean, I can't see his dream, but I don't understand why he wasn't shooting the guy crossing the open.
Like oh my god, you guys are actually raised reading me. It's fucking
Don't you have walls yes have walls and place them so it doesn't see you
You will see me no matter what
and that was you.
Oh, hold it.
Is that a good thing?
No, at least!
Now, that's...
That's not how you do it.
That's not how you do it.
Technique was all off.
I think we gotta I think I think we gotta pick up a bobcat I think so too I
Yeah, good good we don't need that I say we pick up a couple bobcats and go there trio bobcat
Okay, Jackson, you can talk.
Ooh, that's a piece.
Steve, you're not talking to me in real life.
I'm smoking a hot babe.
Oh my goodness.
There's a lot of smoking hot babes in the chilies.
A lot of chilies.
I never got stuck in there.
In the chilies?
Yeah.
That was the big cock base, right?
Yeah, the big cock base, all the Latina baddies
were in the jillies. Really? So many Latina baddies. Wait, no, you did. I think I saw
you in there. No, I went the first one. I didn't go second
way. Wait, but there was it was only second way. I saw some clips. We got chillies every
one person. Yeah, we got a show. Yeah, you just didn't know because the Latina baddies
could let you know. We actually had two penis bases the first one. Oh, I didn't I never saw
a penis based the first one. I was like, Oh, that's a nice cock based second. Right next
to penis based. There's the on top of my face. Yeah, I couldn't go there. There was
a gremlin on the top of the roof. That was a gigi. No, but there's a couple of remelans.
Mmm. That was also a rogue
Mr. Rogue. He is a devious man. He's a devious man many talents. Yeah
Come on, there's no I think taxis right on the right enough. It'll shop in shopping
It's probably my favorite clip from the entire server one. Oh, yeah
When he was like getting word
I think he maybe wasn't the one that was on the right.
What do you say?
I'd be dead as you know.
Wait, I'm getting word taxes outside of walls?
Yeah, you don't remember that?
No.
You mean you don't remember that?
I don't remember that at all.
You come on.
Man.
You reacted to it in the moment.
I don't know about that one, Rogue.
I don't, I don't remember that.
of that. I think I think he maybe wasn't there. Like he was there, but he wasn't there. You
know what I'm saying? I think he was there then, but he's not here now.
Oh,
I just didn't even get his loot. I've never seen him win. We win all the time. That
was talking about.
one was inexcusable that one was
I'm not Mr. Metta I didn't
taxi no I can't I'm just gonna accuse you I mean okay this information but I will
say that there was one time where ever like where I would even blame you for
I was metagaming I go guys we should it was on this most recent wife
I goes guys we should upgrade our metal roof just in case they rain right now and literally while I reached up to
Upgrade the metal roof they boomed our wall
That's the old that I just wanted you guys know I was not metagaming
Now let's ride
I
Forgot how long that black sweet ones we say
Everyone medicating nice. I should just medicaid. I'd never medicaid except that one time. We were funny
Those times he did it was funny, but no only one time a game. No, no, no those two times maybe the other time
You'd be the time. I can't remember but clothes
I'll remember
Then it did happen
Okay
You might be right, but I
How I'm remembering it is you did it twice, but it was both times it was for content
So it's like whatever
Like you called Kloaksy and said that you know
You're getting word
I can't believe you don't remember getting word
No, I remember getting word one
I'm getting f***ing behind
Where we came from
Wait, are we really people?
Yeah, I need you to look.
Watch, watch, watch.
I've got a Tenshi-Globby.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Watch, watch, watch.
I'm good.
Oh, I have a wrong barrel on this fork.
The swing button left south.
The straight south.
Cracked one.
I did nothing.
Excellent, that's what I was looking for.
Oh
I'm dead. I'm already dead. I'm dead. I'm dead forever
Guys, there's one right here. There's a down guy right here. What remind you remember right now?
Got the read almost expect on hard
Yeah, I'll pick up a pick get the re get the re
I'm stuck down. I'm stuck down.
I'm stuck down.
Get it up. Get it up.
Get it up.
Oh, I'm getting stuck.
Sip lined on.
Bobby, come down.
Oh, man.
Oh, minus one bomb.
I got it off. I got it off.
I got it off. I got it off.
I'm so fucking dead.
Fuck it, I'm coming.
coming which for the kill mine on roof on roof they sit up behind me as much as
much and now the whole other team is resetting by the way the roof team is
stream setting like lately I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying
I'm taking a piss.
I can climb that faster than I did.
My guy is so fat.
Okay, we're gonna start with that.
Take a look at that.
Want to move on the roof?
we're gonna be here
it's you I see what you're right there what are you doing there
oh they're brats and they're brats in charge no I'm on a teenage oh he jumped
off the building
you got a father oh what an idiot
All right, I'll push it. What's it? Yeah, I'm watching what there's this whole again
Oh my god, what's your name? What's that who'll again?
He's right there. Oh
I'm gonna be late one is one shot one is dumps are diving
I'm gonna be thirsty right now. He is thirsty me every speak if you consider one time
I'm sure that would be great. Ah, that's fine. Just hang around hang around
I
Always lose all my health run to cover then run back out of cover in the middle of the battlefield
The thirst my people idea
That is one of my top five favorite activities nicely. I'm so
Oh, fuck.
Dude, dude, dude, I keep fucking pulling out the wrong gun.
You gotta get revenge, Mr. Dragon.
You gotta kill those guys.
I'm not gonna.
We got ass.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Put that chair there!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm going to call him, what!
Yeah, I see you're done, we should have hired you code.
I'm not, I don't want to listen to what that guy has to say.
No, that's not how you do it.
Your technique was all wrong.
You're supposed to step on your left foot, and don't forget it
Yeah, I am I will say the taxi was accurate with his stream sniping prediction
That was accurate. That was accurate. I mean I usually am
Not to do my own horn. That was accurate. That was accurate. That was accurate
a little something something together a little something something little
something something hmm I'm coming in max out again but I won't lie to you
gentlemen I am losing everything I love everything I hold near and dear is
drifting away for me slowly yeah my it might be time to talk it could be time
for technology was I'm taking the weed these guys that are stream sending us are like not
not to just insult them but they are actually not good players if we just play together
we wet I mean
no none of the guys that have stream signed us I've been like oh my goodness that guy's crazy
I've been like that guy's just a player that is finding us one by one because we're walking
They're like a congerline.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I like that one.
I don't have to fuck it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Ice, we do not initiate the technology,
and we try one more time.
At this time, we stick together.
It's a family.
Family.
Also, I'm bringing the white flag.
I want to look at what I've lost today.
Don't get a ride!
I just need to...
You guys ready?
I'm gonna go pee!
Let's ride!
You got me you got me you got me you got me
The hotel is ours
Yeah, this is kind of hard hole dude
Yeah
Lock the fucking God. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Jack. They're pretty dry. He's been fucking out
So what did I do? Thank you been playing your life. I need you to swing for me. Yeah, yes
Yeah, I'll swim for you when I'm leaving you to rescue you to be a swinger
Okay
Are the boys I
know
Holy fuck, he's dead!
Cracked flesh dead.
Nice, watch where the left.
I'm going.
Cracked flesh.
God!
You hit me in that?
Take this, fool!
Got him!
He made a sticky...
Oh my god, there's so many clankers.
He was something, something.
Yo, the Aphelion fucking popped him!
Yeah, little choppin' choppin'.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I'll let you guys look that.
By the way, you guys don't mind if the group gets busy fast, do you?
Nah, I don't have it.
Thank you, boss.
Here you go.
Yo, what do you mean it's too fucking?
It's...
I'm s-
Help, please.
You got him.
Thank you.
Little something, something.
Uh.
What?
Might be a tumor.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, this guy was kind of packing boys.
It's got that's what I like to hear
Asking the poorest guy on the earth to give you a dollar I found I'm pretty poor or is he then
Let's get back to the hotel
Take a little beat
Forget about your boyfriend
So
It's not the time for fun. Yeah if I see if I even see a smirk on your face like I swear to God
He I swear to God. I'm gonna start jerking it vigorously
He he he he he he he that's it. He that's it
That's it, that's it. This is what you wanted. This is what you wanted. How you doing that?
First I firmly grasp it
that with what hands I have your dad here he is a very helpful gentleman
first I have your dad firmly grasped next then then
he puts lotion on my shit and starts choking my shit
I mean you know why you got to be like 30
Yeah, I'm younger than both images I'll focus on the mission
We're narrowing it down
You're all you're all
Oh, come on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on.
He's on. He's on. He's on.
Right one.
Flash. I think I just hit him.
We was at the side of the guy.
Rator. There by the customs house.
They're getting pat-pat.
You see him yeah
Here oh my goodness
What are you what are you what are you what's up?
I literally hit him with a fucking energy weapon and you call them one shot by the way
We what was on
one what is the actual one is being like you don't he's fucking one too
I think I don't know I'm going in hey you want to miss you on the right
Yeah, they threw alert grenade thinking oh
He's dumb and poor
They're dumb and poor guys dumb and poor
You know, you can sprint.
Okay.
You know, you can sprint.
You're not gonna do it.
You're not gonna do it.
You're not gonna do it.
You're not gonna do it.
Sprint okay
What's excellent fire?
Sprint is a crazy calm
I mean the guy is walking around like it's 500 pounds cosplaying as a fucking
What's the what's that my is it my six hundred pound life on TLC?
That we do update get down for this. It's a state days. You're still a fucking fire body watch it. We're
Guys, it's this guy's over there. This guy's over here
All right. Oh my god, this guy's got us our entire inventory x3 and he's throwing fire burgers at us. Yeah
Yeah, three that
Yeah
That's your kill. I'm yeah, I said we go I say go
Over to the northeast boys
And they're awesome all right
Oh
They're trying to kill the leap on all you want you want to fight right there's so much
Hey, we got something help boys get that vantage point the eagle I view
We'll be putting ourselves in a pinch op yeah in a pickle, but I'm sure we can overcome
Okay, did you overcome?
Let's do this egg.
I'm saving just for this.
That's yellow.
Careful now.
I don't see any wide.
They ran, they ran, they ran left to right towards east, like towards the docking station
instead.
The yard.
I see, I see a clicker that's upset right here.
He's not too happy, he's not a happy camper.
They went like here, on green.
pregnancy ad on YouTube what what I don't know it's gonna be one more time
Yeah, we somebody's you know me close
Yeah, I like my bottom left
Bad just no healing to push up push up push up
I'm gonna go max right
They gotta be max idea. I
See nothing. I'm excited with you
No, nothing nothing nothing
What I heard the healing though right where you sing
You gotta be under they gotta be under in yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Over this out
Like look follow me peanut
Fuck
They can be in this also
Yeah, it's kind of scary
Yeah!
I see them, I see them, I see them, I see them!
Where? Where? Where?
So much damage.
Oh my god, you got one, you got one.
Go, go, go!
Oh, oh, right, right.
What the fuck is another guy?
So clueless.
You see that, my last fin?
Wait, one over there, guys, one over there, one over there.
Should we break the bombadee, sir?
Oh
We haven't
I just visited it's in the pool in the back
what you work I want to waste my ammo
oh he got over here
see Ella Mayo nice can you help me with the fuck you
they're over there on the red train
I see my she must hear
fist it fist it fist it to the ground
I can't I can't dude they're they're waiting for it
I'm gonna run out of ammo here.
Okay, man. I don't wanna waste these on it, but I guess I will.
How is that hidden?
How is it alive?
Wait, it's trying to push us, I see.
Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it!
Wait, I have something.
Careful, Boogie.
You guys too pushed through the smoke, I don't know where they went.
I
Don't be the hell are you guys doing down there?
You little flaky on them
I'm shooting a simple up to do a job. I'm gonna fucking sweet
Nice.
Hooray!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I don't know where they went, gentlemen, they were running right towards you, then they vanished.
I would defy a ratio of fact.
Bad one!
Someone.
Two broke on me, two broke on me!
Get out of here!
Nice, all three dead.
GET OUT OF HERE!
What go back to the shadow rams which you came given
Make sure you're picking up these blue shields
I got the doc master detected.
Nice.
Doc master has me working.
Why are people telling me that you have a whole cracker?
I do.
I do have a whole cracker.
I got two of them.
P1.
You saw us fighting that bastion.
Oh, yeah, you weren't fighting the bastard weren't you boss fucking all had he's slammed
Here
You don't know how bad I need this
Oh
Then you should actually it's you maybe
Please I could see the light
Please I can see your shitty fate, too
Please
God
I watch
Two boats to boats
Yo way
Text me I'm getting calm so he has lots of ammo for the back group. I got tons of ammo
I got tons of ammo for the whole guy. Yeah, perfect
Yeah, don't worry guys. We ready any bastard or anything. I got you. I hate you. Mm-hmm. Don't worry
I'm your I'm your peanut. If the time comes
What the hell there's a guy trying to fuck me three guys
Hey, they're kind of bad.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
They're the ones!
Oh my God!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
How am I not dead?
Somebody get these gentlemen
a pair of eyes and a map.
No!
They're so bad.
I don't think they'd be able to
decide for a map.
be able to decipher a map even if they were locked in a room with it I have no
idea how that just happened I have no idea how the glaucoma gang didn't kill
me right there genuinely blind genuinely blind little bit of healing
Little bit of healing. Here we go.
Genuine.
Do we see that?
Good to see that.
I have nothing but...
I have enough to where I would like to be.
Now you have two bones.
Touch it, touch it, touch it.
I have a hundred K.
Three, three bones!
There's this
Useful parts down there. Yeah, I guess you see that you see that
Guys, I have to get the gold boat. Can we go serve for the gold boat real quick? I'm the dog master detector
Yeah, we could unless you never done it. Is it the event right now? I know
Yeah, it is it is it is it is because I need I need that gold boat hundred percent shoes. I need it
No peanut now would be a great time to hug crack
I got you guys I got you guys coming it's coming yeah I do have this oh wait
but I have a deadline I have a deadline I've been deadline but I got I got a
I hope I can win 60 shots.
Oh, well, I tried.
Yeah guys, we should go, wait wait wait wait wait, first let's get the gold.
The gold boat, and then we'll kill the ice cube cone guy.
Okay
Me when I'm a fucking ornate fuck okay, all right, you're just funnier
That's not very kind at all that's not very kind at all I think
Well the dog master detector speaks
Oh
Listen to its beams
Follow its whims. Oh
We were the wrong way
Like this way
Oh
Think it likes you
All right, that's it take a picture of your pussy while I'm barely peeking through your panties at a 45 degree angle while you slide them down
where where are you a real person I'm repeating yeah but do you have a
consciousness do you are you able to go the other way go this way yeah I'm going
this way I'm going this way no no we I went there stop beeping oh you have a
Consciousness okay, so digging it's it's not he's not it is not in it yet
I got it. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
What the hell Mum?
What the hell just happened!?
What the hell just happened!?
What the hell just happened!?
What the hell just happened!?
Pug diets!!
Pug diets!!
其ا,其ا,其ا,其ا,其ا,其ا!
Just kidding!
Shared bag.
I have the Dock smashing detector.
Parking Clankers on my team.
Shared bag.
I have the Dock Mash detector!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Excellent!
Oh!
Shared digging, shared digging!
I'm digging into the bottom!
I'm digging in your butt, twig!
I'm digging in your butt, twig!
Run!
Oh my god!
Damn it!
I wish you guys are running from it, right?
Damn it, Tati!
Me?
We expect this, we expect this.
Me?
As we have nine minutes to do voltage.
You did we define the boat and kill the thing
Hold on now
I
Did you find the boat? Oh
Is that it you said the gold one? No, that's
I
Need the gold one
Since I need to go why she need to go what I need it
Let's do let's do one more than if you don't find it. We'll just kill the ice cream code you out. Oh
no
It's how to be out here. No, it's got to be it has to be
Yeah, I don't think it's out there
We'll start at a 50k tournament and dead
Now one moment while I get
Bagging really
Mm-hmm. Oh
I'm out of juice. Oh my god
I'm out of juicy again
Oh
The I think it's in the rock. I think what I actually do I think when I turn to the rocket way slower. We hold up. Oh
it's been a while. Oh, I'm digging it. You're my twin. I'm digging it. You're my twin.
Digging. Digging. Come on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.
You check. You check. **** **** Alright, here we go. Here's your Joe. Hold me, guys.
We are so do we are so do yeah, we are
That's a bomba to you so I'm not I'm not doing that
Well, how much ammo do you have Dracula I'm gonna show you something today
It's it's basically full damage. It's like you're shooting the car almost
So I wanna shoot the head.
Shoot the top part.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Yeah.
Don't shoot the cheeks, but the everything else is fine.
REEEF OUGGGGHH!
WHOOP!
NOT HERE!
I don't even know what that means.
This thing has cheeks?
Yeah, it has like cheeks on the top, like it has like a shell on the sides.
Left and right.
I wanna shoot the middle.
Yeah, but you're getting fissured.
You guys wait for me! I wanna kill you!
Right.
You're getting bombed.
Also.
It's actually me.
Pull me back.
Okay.
That's great.
I hope it's your captain just by me.
You sure have enough ammo for this?
Yeah, you just shoot the sub-middle.
It breaks fast.
Well, I'm trying.
Wait, you want that guy?
I can kill him easy.
I got the whole pack out.
Okay, I'm getting pissed off.
Well, how are you getting pissed off if you're above it?
How can you shoot you?
Bam!
Yeah, you should ask him.
Alright guys, where's the ice cream go dad?
You guys ready to shoot it?
Oh, he's here.
Alright, let's shoot it.
Don't shoot it.
Are you dumb?
Oh, sorry.
We have deadlines, do we not?
I don't have one.
What?
You said bring one the entire night?
Did you bring one?
Yeah.
I think he brought one.
Oh, they put it on there!
Oh my god.
Oh, Jingle.
Oh, Jingle.
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, my shield's broken.
And I'm on fire.
I'm getting paced on.
Get it!
Wait, wait, wait, we should...
That's your pile, I'm gonna make a pile over here, okay?
Of all my cool bones.
Okay.
You don't touch my pile, I don't touch your pile.
Deal?
Deal.
Okay.
Get on it.
Not like that!
Too much!
Let's ride!
We have planters everywhere, by the way.
I don't know if you know this,
But we need to thin out the herring, as they say.
Holy shit!
Dude, there's a THOUSAND OF- I'M GONNA PAY STONE AGAIN!
You're fine.
Good job, actually.
I might be your first useful moment of the night.
Ehhhhh...
Just doing my part!
I can't move.
Oh!
Uh...
What's in the fork?
That mine.
Oh...
No...
I'm gonna hug you to the core.
I was really about to ask one, oh.
Oh, okay.
All right, game.
I got another shield, by the way.
I'm shamed!
I'm shamed!
HELP ME!
That's a lens.
That's a good three minutes.
Oh my god, we have three minutes. Holy fucking shit, we gotta turn this up, we gotta turn this up, guys!
You think you can do this?
I'm dead. I'm just inside. I don't hear what you guys are going up. I'm going up, I'm
Oh my god, this thing is too powerful!
Dad?
Space God!
There you go.
There you go.
Die!
Give him a hand, give him a hand!
I needed to stop moving.
That would be fantastic.
Oh
Why is it moving it's smoking it's smoking
Oh my god, oh my god
That's what we have to leave you're having a time
But you got our senses go back to the sense of the sense would you would do it next time do it next time?
I'm not I need this I need this I need this I actually need this I
Can't not need this
We need to dig our loot and then we need to go here
And we need to go right now
He nods watch watch guys. Let's get out of here. What's it out of here?
He nods guys. You guys let's get out of here quick
Seriously, there's no time for dick around taxi. What are you doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm getting pissed on I'm getting pissed on
Don't fucking drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag drag is going are you out of your real?
I was a little tight, I ain't gonna lie, boy.
You stole my loot again!
Eh.
All right, so now here's the new plan.
We bring the deadline, Jed, and we kill the big man.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I've been to have another one,
and we lost both of my Jupiters.
No, you lost all that.
I'm actually kind of sorry for taking your stuff.
Do you want the whole cracker I stole back?
Fuck you.
It's a whole cracker one and you stole it.
You want it back?
You want it back?
No, I'm good actually.
No, seriously, come on.
You want it back?
No.
I'm fine.
You want it back?
I'll give you the whole cracker back.
You want it?
Don't fall for it.
Actually, you know who you're going to hit you with.
No, seriously, I actually kind of feel
back as you lost the Jupiters and like the the deadline fucking don't oh she's
I do Tyson you want to bring your level four do you want it do you want a level
for whole cracker. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see if you
love for whole cracker, you actually want one. Can you bring me my whole cracker? No,
Get your own pussy
But he walked into that for me
You actually kind of did get me taxi control the peanuts mine
Check controlling. Yeah, you actually kind of did get me taxi. I agree
It's time to get serious it's time to get serious
I just read I looked over and I see always a one step ahead and I just know that like
we don't know who peanut is but he's definitely a avocado avocado brother you
You gotta run that sense in
fact because we run that by
you.
My god.
Who is he?
Who?
Who?
My god.
Run that by you over.
Dad.
Jeep run that body.
Hold up.
Put that slow motion.
Wait a second.
Who?
My.
I'm trying to look out.
Oh, that's another.
That's another, that's another 24 hour incoming.
That's a quick 24 hour.
That's a quick 24 hour.
How is that 24 hours?
Did you hear what I heard, Peter?
I believe I did, Greg.
I believe I did.
I believe I did.
Yeah.
That's going to be a certified 24 hour.
Did you talk about?
That's a 24 hour banger, yeah.
Yeah, 24 hour absolute heater.
Did you talk about?
You might be fucked, thank you.
I'm not fucked.
I'm fine, guys.
I'm fine.
Should have fired 24 hour heater.
Yeah?
I'm fine.
Yeah, nah, you'll be fine.
Nah, yeah, you'll be fine.
Nah, yeah, you'll be fine.
Nah, yeah, you'll be fine.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, no, you'll be fine.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, you'll be fine.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, no, you'll be fine.
Oh yeah, now you'll be fine.
Did you heat it?
Yeah, heat it up.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No, don't heat it again.
Yeah, put my pussy on one of those
period back-heating pillows for you.
Oh, do you have a heating pan?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, just for the cramps.
Just for the cramps.
Yeah, it is, boss.
Hey.
Yeah, you got it back.
How do I meet?
I got a deadline, by the way.
Does anybody have one more when we're done?
I would do but I'm so bored.
Ewww.
Jack, can you bring YBZ2?
Sure.
Thank you, boys.
18k.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Thank you, boys.
Because you need a comet igniter.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, I have to be very specific with how I say words.
I have to spell them out for the slow people in the back like you.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, all right.
They already caught me on the.
Just spit it out the fucking peanut.
Well, we've got to wait till your dad's finishers.
Little something, something.
There we go.
All right, let's ride.
I didn't.
I didn't hold.
You guys act like that. That's like.
You gotta think.
Please.
I'm going to say his name.
I've always been like that.
And they all miss him.
You're making me want to get the boy good man. Good.
I'm bad.
Thank you, mom.
What please?
I'm going to let you guys see this.
Listen, buddy. Listen, taxi.
I am telling everyone this information Monday.
You said that word.
I want you to know that not today.
Not tomorrow, cause it's Thursday.
Not Friday or Saturday or Sunday.
Come misinformation Monday.
Oh, he muted up.
What?
So he definitely didn't touch.
He's taking out.
Come misinformation Monday.
I'm telling everybody that Taxi just opened.
Live on stream.
Hit the ultimate.
Charged up.
Oh, sevens from Taxi.
Oh, yeah, I'm in so sad.
He is crazy nowadays.
I'm in so sad.
This is a taxi.
He's out there, baby.
He's on demand.
In one speed, it doesn't sound bad, but in 3.25, it's bad.
It sounds bad.
No, no.
In 3.25, it's bad.
All right, shut up, folks.
You'll be fine.
I'm not.
That's.
I need some syringes, but it's always a pleasure to say these are pleasure.
I'm good to go.
You guys ready?
I got my deadline.
I don't have a zip line though.
I have a sad one.
Yeah, I literally was, it took me five minutes to make, to repair my sad book.
yeah usually racist take a bit longer to repair the sap hook
just give you a deadline
what happen she's my girlfriend's singing and you have a German shepherd and your
girlfriend is German so it's like I'm fucking cool
That's a wobble combo.
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's a wobble combo.
That's a witty four for four right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, let's do mine!
you guys ready for a great make up fuck yeah yeah you know did you miss this game
yeah I'm telling you I'm not gonna lie to you listen I'm still gonna say the same
shit this the end game of this game is fucking dog said ass butthole diarrhea
absolutely no in-game they're fucking this up but correct I'm telling you boys
There's something just about the essence of running around with it with you two gentlemen
Fucking shit up and hog raiders. There's nothing like it. There's nothing like it. You're talking about there's nothing like it
Yeah, there's nothing like it
There's so much
I'm just hanging around
I need I need a new word for Nick because
I actually call him Mr.
Mr. Burks because it's it's and I mean if I'm in the heat of battle and I don't pronounce
It's gonna be a big big deal
Yeah, I call him mr. Merck's I call him mr. Merck's
I'm not I'm not taking chances like that. She I'm not taking chances like that. He's kind of an asshole for having his name
Like that. It's just a piece of my now. Yeah, honestly
I see fuck that guy
Yeah, I
we going I said I said we go let's go kill him yeah what do you mean there's a
plank inside no no it's fine just leave me to it like you always do like you do
I'm gonna be
No way
Okay, this game should talk to Tarkov guys the Tarkov people those guys have
Yeah, well yeah, that's as well, but part of has the best endgame of any extraction shooter
I think in the world I've never I've never played it. So I don't know. Oh, right. Yeah, perfect right here for this
There's a body on me
Oh my god, I did not see the guy on my right. I did not see the guy on my right
Why
Oh, here he comes today.
Ah, just in time.
Eat this candy bar and you'll live forever.
You got this, Taxi.
I'm leaving you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You got this
They have me
YOU GOT THIS TENSEY!
Oh my god...
No...
It's...
Ashley, I...
No, man!
Honestly, I respect it. I respect it.
That was clean. That was a clean getaway.
That was a clean getaway.
Hey, chillin' man, gentlemen!
Chillin' man!
You're fucking stuck on those fucking rocks if it's just fucking mental.
Huh?
What what what bus don't worry taxi that was just half my money and everything I love
No need to worry
Don't worry I really said I'm helping you with the Jones and you were like no I
Was joking because you never held and then you
Were guys I'm bringing a patina
We're saying it. Oh gee, but would a goopa like me
Have to do to get a blue shield around here
You would have to take all of the shaft and the bowers
Like dripped on the gooch
Yeah
That's a week
That's I suppose I suppose I'd bring me one blue shield and I will see if I can meet your
ridiculous request we shall never die against even the most ridiculous request
hmm
excellent it'll something shopping I'm bling I'm bringing Clank their grenades
you want the seekers yeah
the
I got something for your ass. Just have a spot open. Okay?
There's my butt's tight. I have a snap. A deadline. Am I?
You're gonna want this.
You're gonna want to open that butthole up just to pad, pal.
He's got something juicy for you.
You're gonna want to open one slot for me.
I don't really do this.
That was my first time.
Spit on him.
I am the fucking Shigeneddy of this group.
What?
Mmmmm...
How many blue shields?
I have like six pizzas left.
How many secondaries?
How many times brought back weapons?
Repaired, fully juiced.
As I am going poor, we actually start winning right here.
I've lost 400,000.
I started with a million yesterday.
I'm gonna show my money.
Yeah, I'm pretty...
I'm gonna trip back to Ireland right now!
Oh
Mr. B.r.B. I'm going to get some boy good bye good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. Good. Thank you. Good. Good. I let me die
Thank you mr. B.r.B. for you my boy
You're the fucking the baddies at though
It'd be the new season apex x me per baby purchase for me her baby will take out that new apex season
I'm gonna use skills or do I not play with this was this was
Doing that bad boy
Okay, we're gonna go
This is a type discuss that's all right
to give me a billion in ducks as well.
I heard of thing close, he's just a duck dooper
and then he lied to us about finding him.
No, I promise you, no.
No, we thought it all together.
Well, that was your first time. Me and close, they have multiple.
We had two within a span of one hour while we were piss drunk.
As I'm not going to lie to you, I would never duplicate ducks in this game, ever.
right I ran into someone with an inventory of two times that's not my
fault though to me right that's not on me that's on me that's on me that's on
me that's his quarrel
I
Look good taxi, I'm shooting circles
Oh, they're over there where good coms
My what
fucking little bit of healing
cross it cross it cross it cross it
where are you?
are you ready to run?
oh my god my eyes are so bright
over yonder over yonder
i thought the lights on those bastards
they're going inside
they're going inside the hotel
im going im going
Oh my god
Fisted one hard on the roof he jumped like a pussy
He's up shafts up shaft
Not mine
They're dumb and poor
The hell we're fighting a bunch of homeless people under this under me under me under me
I see my see my see oh, I'm gonna die immediately. Oh my god
I've got eagle eye vision!
Over here, over here!
Oh my god!
Did you find the guy inside?
Oh there's another team!
Guys there's another team!
Another team and these gentlemen do not miss!
I'm ratting it!
I'm ratting it!
You know are they running above you?
Or is that you running?
you running let's be running they're on the south west side sober inside oh I see I see
they're taking out walls and shit he's about to take down another wall I think you guys
from the top I'm gonna go to the zip club or the zip line oh my god
careful I don't feel it too good
I broke one, I broke one!
Brother, these peaks are insane.
Nice, nice, nice. Above you, above you, above you.
Shoot above you.
We're losing our blurring shades in the ninth grade.
What's down here?
Nice, nice!
Let's drive!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
he got him
he got him
he got him
can we get him off?
yeah we got him
did you find my first kill?
on the first barricade?
yeah
where we came from?
where we came from by the way?
no, that's him pushing over
this can't be good
guys, he's about to say a slur
he's about to activate his ultimate
Thank you for not being a racist, sir.
I said thank you for not being a racist.
It helps us out a lot.
Oh yeah, I try not to be racist.
Thanks.
At least he tries.
Yeah.
He's got to give me the best shot.
Yeah.
You just got to give me the best shot.
Yeah.
So I mean, I never thought about it.
Well, I thought, wait, are you dead?
No, no, no, I'm just a solo.
Like, you killed my-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to be one real quick.
Hey, let's show what we are.
We're not getting interfered.
I just got to renegade.
I'll come up.
I just got to renegade.
Back to base, though.
Well, I think I'm going to be in there.
Tell you what, they're restricting your T21 rush
buddies.
I already suck.
What are you talking about?
Bad.
I guess you got to meet this guy.
are you winning son I said I said pickaxe oh we heal up boss you love boss you love
boss you love boss you are not him you never were him thank you thank you thank
you let's do no shield let's do no shield either if taxi loses what do we what
I would do I think listen if taxi loses I'm not gonna lie to you chief it's
It's just gonna be a glory thing.
We're probably gonna have to kill you still.
Is that chill?
Yeah, yeah, that's chill.
Okay.
You wanna die?
Oh no.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Somebody call, somebody call.
All right, three, two, one, go.
In this corner, we have taxi,
strong armed and resistance.
And in the other corner,
the guy trying his best not to be a racist
Are we- are we tired?
Oh, where'd he go?
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
What are you trying- what are you fucking serious?
Are you serious?
If we could live, I'd kill him with that one
little bit easier than
Many cars where she
Is usually how works you know, he's right there right where he was right here
How do you see that thing?
How'd you get there?
Did you fit?
Yeah, I think I got it.
Where is he?
Re-set on our kills. I need a loot. I need a rehab.
Yeah, I see what right here is.
He's kind of stupid, I think.
That's a guy.
He is stupid.
I mean, oh shit.
It's confirmed.
Hurry!
What'd you say, boss?
there's no need to be on me
are you sure you're not?
should I know you're not?
I'm just shooting you not because you're an enemy in the game
it's because I hate you personally
don't worry
oh he's dumb and poor
Is he above us actually no is inside under all of the game for me. Oh my
Where's his amigos add he was on one floor under the roof friend that way I think
Go ahead
But this guy's dumb and poor too
I don't know what. I don't
ever see a guy at all. You guys
sure you're not just making
about. I know he's definitely
He's definitely on me.
Excellent play.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
What do you expect from a racist?
Oh my goodness. Guys, you were saying
good game for anyone that could hear him.
You were saying good game, good fight.
Good fight, good game. Hope to
hope to hope to see you again.
good find game game thank you good
sir here you take this pair that with a
ceiling fan you got yourself a good day
g oh my god taxing would love this in
the game of course in the game I could
use some of those right now
We skedaddle as we do we do we like five minutes to the ice cream boy. Yeah, I'm down a fucking skedaddle
Right what?
We mean
You moved with all of my toes and you're asking to leave hi, I alluded. Yeah, my inventory is a fucking empty team
I have all three three rent for snitcher for and some I'm gonna need therapy after today
I don't know how close it is every night.
Well, wait, there's what?
How he carries you plus one every night and wins.
I think I've seen maybe two streams out of all the times you guys have played together.
I think you should do it.
You kill that guy, Tuxi?
Who?
Yeah, I looted him, I looted him.
I looted this guy.
No, the guy, the guy right here, sorry, the guy right here.
Come up here.
You got right there?
Chicken.
Wait, Tractor, you looted that guy?
I'm not falling for whatever bullshit you're out to what you mean. I told you if you looted up so I have to go down there
I the one that I just said I looted what what the one down there?
Yeah, I'll do it. You like I yeah, you want to double check
They're busting over yonder east I'm going
Oh
Hold up hold up hold up
Hold up hold up
Hold up now hold up now waiting for hold up now. Hold up now. Hold up. What's good? All right?
Yeah, let's go right here. What's good? All right here?
We're not what's good. All right. Yeah, I was good. I'm so confused
Fuck you or ass you weren't close enough jackass
I'm coming taxi they were coming work out and we're coming on the way
We're on the way chief. It's I should call this one is rather. No
They haven't spawned yet to my knowledge they don't they's why like 10 you would see them
16 I think I don't know if they
Hit that shit
You guys stop on your left. Don't forget it. I think I hear something is coming down
I don't know
Well, I'm hearing a rocket here and they vaporize me
we wouldn't we don't for sure has a spot yet I have no idea you guys wait when um
oh this bit over here wait we where's the last time making it spawn we
apparently the last thing in spot is 13 minutes we have to wait another minute
39 to make sure it's really not here.
Fuck you dude.
How's that thing doing?
Do you see some guys?
I see you.
I don't see guys.
Oh, you saw some guys.
Well, I know they're over here,
But I don't see them yet.
At the entrance to the south?
Shoot that!
I heard that, I heard that, I heard that.
Shoot that, I heard that.
No, no, oh my god.
Oh my god.
You guys, I say, I say we go to the building.
What we do in another 55 seconds, we should actually go to the spot.
That's true.
We gotta go to the vaporizer and we're on it too.
Excellent.
Yeah, we're gonna hide here for a little bit, we'll just have to save.
Make sure to trust him.
I
Insta-track
Join your deadline
Yeah, you good. I
brought mine
It's gonna be good for us
ergonomically
You see you got there
This is the crabs
They're also waiting by the way, if I should go
Yeah, they're waiting for the ice cream cone over here
Well, let's go kill them we'll take their group and then kill the ice you come with this stuff. Yeah
Uh-huh
Let me know when you can shoot them
The next step of the operation
This guy is so free this guy is so fucking free. I'm telling you
Think I fold in
could be wrong though one one was lower might be taking sip up it's gonna take
me a little bit to get down from here okay
I'm gonna go all the way height oh my I'm watch up watch up watch up oh I'm gonna
die I'm dying oh my god oh they're up top he's too sexy he's way too sexy I
I did not immediately, I didn't even shoot back.
Between!
Oh, he's on me, I think he's coming for me.
It's me out.
There's a squad, I think.
He was shot, he was shot.
We're back!
We're close.
I'm going up.
Guys, come on!
Wait, what?
He's alive, he's one.
He's one.
He's one.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Well, they won't be this walk. It's last man. I have no idea.
Oh good work taxi you what what what did you do you do not you you rest him right
that's it you do not dead me fuck you no I'm serious like what I actually did
Did I still do by myself?
And a renegade for not to
You think you can fool be wizard
What was that nothing
Nothing.
Having a good day?
Wonderful day actually.
Okay, so then that's bonding.
Yeah, I only die if you come to the side.
We gotta leave.
How am I poor when I win?
Well, you got a bobcat for dying.
And a renegade for two.
And a renfor.
For dying.
Yeah, wait, maybe it's because you're ugly.
Well, you're also into men, so.
Who me? Yeah, like you will take anything you can get type shit type shit.
Oh, that's what you meant by that taxi?
That's what you meant?
You're on a roll tonight.
You're on a roll team.
How about you seal it up, buff that 24 hours up to a week?
Let's buff that hour up to a week.
Go ahead and seal it, mods.
What am I supposed to say?
Oh, nothing.
Oh, nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Did you grab a blue shield from all the players?
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
I
Go rain up
Oh my god, oh my god rain up my god rain up
Thank You good shirt
All to be dead by the way, I hear everybody on like like everybody telling me that the they nerf that
The photo electric club what do they do to it? Oh, they did I don't I don't know
And what do they do? What do they do to it?
But it wasn't even broken
Yeah, it was kind of worthless too.
It was like, there's a few more of you.
Oh, is your grades faster?
Yeah.
Were you just shooting?
Yeah.
Grades four times faster.
Oh, he said we are too serious.
Oh my God, it does.
That is horrendous.
The thing I just killed went through the floor.
Fantastic.
Oh, we never be ready.
We never be ready to pop it open for a real goop, but we're waiting.
Why are we using a key in a lobby where we killed everyone?
I don't have a key.
Yeah, I didn't bring a key because he told me to put, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, um,
Head home at the seaside elevator.
Well, can we not just take the elevator when there's no other way to get in?
Yeah, just, that's what I was thinking.
These were economicals.
Jeds.
That's what I'm saying.
Hanging!
All of you boys.
All of you boys.
All of you boys.
The pillion recharges faster, too.
Yeah, it does charge really fast.
Okay.
Yeah, that's not too crazy bad.
Yeah, I would still rather have the 30 second thing, but it's not wordless.
Kind of.
Little bit. Oh, alright, well.
Alright, well.
Gotta be a donkey.
I'm about to be probed.
Are these guys stupid?
Oh my god, you are about to get casted, couch.
Stay back!
Stay back!
Usually skims, though.
Oh, it ran out!
Taxi's 190 meters away.
Oh, wait, I have to stop hitting the button then. No!
Did you leave?
No, he'll catch the next one. He'll catch the next one.
Okay, excellent.
On speed.
Listen, I have to loot things that I need because you steal all the loot!
I don't steal nothing! What do you come by? I've never seen anything!
Nice speech.
We're done!
It's exhausted.
The doll of some people making up lies and slandering my name.
It's fine. You guys can leave and get your kid ready. That way we don't have to wait
five minutes for Peanut to get ready.
Fox!
Excellent.
I'll get it.
Excellent.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, so these books that I found, fuck yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
105K.
Oh.
That's what I'm saying.
How many dollars are you talking about taxing these to chill bill?
Would you whip it out for 10k subs?
See? I whip it out for 10 dollars!
Absolutely!
Actually, once you're done looking for paperclips then,
for we'd love to play the game.
Excellent range, gentlemen. Excellent range!
Dude, I don't know how many times
I'm just gonna spike back for his all tonight, but they got me
Yeah, your corals all is spiky, buddy
You're gonna pay your-
Keep daster-maxing, keep daster-maxing, see what it gets ya, see what it gets ya
Brack me, Muggum
What?
Not too shabby Lorraine?
Not too shabby Lorraine, boy
He's insecure
What other busy thousands of mech'll news?
We were naked in this one together, gang, and that's just what we did
And it's true you guys were naked in this one together
That's a special mod. Yeah, I'm pretty sure go shock in like
11 boot ranges. Yeah, but he's like 450 pounds. So it's like two boot ranges for a regular person
Shall this bad boy like you do I'm so drunk. I can't hit the repair button
you're drinking yes I've been drinking oh yeah me as well I'm feeling it mr.
crabs I'm feeling it cheers I'm bringing the cyber back in so these bad boys
here we go for Lubex of space dollars and we should have the deadline right
Was I haven't killed that I should go at all today or yes, and we have to kill that thing
Hey, I see what goodies it has inside
Here we go need some food to now mr. Chicken
Got it
that right yonder and we ride
you guys ready yep okay let me get a little bit more ammo for the nice lady
T.I. and win yeah let me get some heavy ammo from T.I. and win
You know we ride
You should play some finals you would like to have this you do I love the finals I played it with Mr.
Moore's critical on stream a long time ago.
I don't know why that game didn't get more credit.
That was a cool game.
Or is a cool game.
I've known that I've had the inside scoop for a long time long time on that intelligence
Perfect for people on bad I'm gonna stream site these guys next game might want to schedule
that after you get some bitches on your dick cheek, alright?
Put that right after.
Step two, let's make that another thing step one.
Place scum next to, I always heard that was a good game.
Cause it's scum by the days of years.
Days of better than scum.
Oh, this is kinda, this is kinda,
That's,
the ride!
you guys ready for a great raid yeah we need we need a we need a couple of
great raids right now no should need to kill the ice cream man what do you mean
you've got 30 more minutes what are you talking about of what of life
What? What?
You have a minimum, like, 90 more minutes.
No, I can't, I can't, I gotta be way as stupid.
For what? What should you possibly be doing tomorrow?
I gotta be early, I gotta be up early tomorrow.
For what?
I gotta wake up, I gotta work out.
No, you don't!
Come on, listen up.
You don't have to do work out.
work out on the internet that eats eight big Macs after ninety three on rust
I guess you're gonna take the day after they're delicious drag I'm not
saying they're not but
oh my god I'm serious you get out of here this point like this don't even
shoot them. What? You heard him,
bitch. You're so in here and
fucking shoot them. What?
Bust? Oh my god. Taxi, you're so handsome.
To go to the hotel? Yeah, that's it.
Is the vaporizer on you guys?
No, we don't have the vaporizer on you cleaner.
That's what you should be worried about.
Follow me, game, follow me, game!
Are you sorry to the west?
I don't hear anything. I'm blasting in my ear.
I have to click Ender?
We can't.
Per chance, per baby, per chance.
What if there's scoop in here though?
I'll tell him I'll tell him.
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Oh, there's batteries or there's something here that I need.
Oh!
No way I didn't make that!
I hit that ship perfect!
Oh, fuck.
That's what he was doing.
me when there's poop all over me oh my goodness oh my goodness uncle uncle it's
not the safe word either that's the guy's excellent let's go down here boys
it's really down there is why I heard those on Friday
you do the do the dog master donkey or whatever now what's the dog master
Detector
What not looking great for us all my goodness you fuck this I'm going to the hotel
I'm going to hotel
Follow me, gig! Follow me, gig!
Would you take a little peek?
Hmm...
I didn't answer my question, and there was people there or not.
I see you now.
Holy fuck, it's...
...tumping you from downtown.
Oh my god.
Wait, where?
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Oh my god.
Above you?
Oh my god, oh my god! I see some explosions, she's right!
No no no! Go go go!
Okay, you're going to the second...
Yeah, well no I'm gonna go over the customs house.
Jack's favorite spot!
Fuck!
What do you mean by that?
That's his favorite spot on the map.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That's his favorite spot on the map. What do you mean?
Is it not?
How about that's your favorite spot on the map?
Mm, I don't understand that.
I'm sorry. I thought I'm gonna be saying that
no
All the game
Yeah, I know me that's a ball
What up?
Oh my great move Lee move Lee
That thing is juicy
I
Push for the bottom oh
My god, get out of here
Push right. Oh
This is a pistol above you
Just let that go off it's fine.
Okay.
I fell.
Into a comment.
One down, one down, one down.
Nice.
Another one broke, another one broke.
Yeah, he's over here really bad
These guys were pretty rich
Right now you should pull down the blue tadpitch in a really good boy
Not right there
That right here
Bad
Right now we proceed and I was gonna give you a bobcat
You Bobcat are looting
Yeah, I'll give you I'll give you a pretty good for and I was faithful for that
We have
That you a bobcat or not
Oh, oh, bitch.
Okay, well, you got those, eh?
Had the money, y'all! Had the money!
The pores are around!
Alright, back to the lookout.
Good work out there, boys. Good work out there.
Oh, we touched the doors, touched the doors!
Oh, my God! Help me, please, God!
Oh, I'm gonna die. I'm already dead. Yep guys guys. I need immediate medical
assistance. One is down, one is handsome.
What else what else what else? He's actually a good oh you guys you guys you guys
taxi
To that to that to them to be out there no way this is how I die
What might be guys, I'm sure they get around
Hey, you good. Thank you. Good. You're always on your knees. You're trying to tell us something
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
You're older than you.
A death observation.
A death observation.
Can you get them all?
Oh no.
Here's one of these things.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I don't think so.
Ooh.
Oh my god.
I
Is nice I need a deep breath
I'm about to tweet. Oh my god. I'm fucking juiced. I only saw one gentleman
Since you gave me oh a purple boat since you gave me ducks. I have a present tree
Isn't the purple boat?
No. You want the purple ball?
No, I would love the purple ball.
I'm building out my collection.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Kino, take this.
It's an L.
I can't. There's a fat bitch looking at it.
Thank you, thank you.
Here, Tyson, have a bob cap here.
Away.
There's something, something.
Wow
Sorry, the fat bitch doesn't have a ball catcher you beat
Yeah, all right
You think you funny don't you think you're a funny guy?
Taxi I would trade you a renegade force full attachment to our free force on attachment for that bad boy
No, this is a limited time off and limited time off it
Thank you
Which is your god
Oh
Whoo I
Would say you a tempest three
You're an idiot I
Would take you a tempest three for that Bobcat
The tempest you just looted off of my body that is correct
Full of tadpins full of tadpins
What do you say?
I'm just going to watch a bit.
Oh?
Fuck yourself.
What about two double three tempests?
Both with blue medium mags and one pink tamper.
How about two tempests, a renegade and an osprey?
Oh, you know what?
Actually, you know what?
No.
Hmm.
Fuck yourself.
Excellent.
Please, we're doing business.
Follow me, gentlemen.
We got about four minutes until we know that the ice cream bandits want to find a good place to hold up
Really go into the tone tower
I'm not sure what it is.
Oh, no, be gentlemen.
16 minutes and 30 minutes is when it can spawn.
Oh, really?
This is a spot between 60 minutes and 30 minutes, and spawns at one of those two intervals.
So right at 16 minutes, or right at 30 minutes.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're eyes. What is it?
Open up. Good. Good. I'm bad.
You're my boy. I might serve you in a whole.
I can say every fucking way. Yeah, I see.
I know this. You need it. It's nice.
It's nice. It's so nice.
Mm hmm.
15 seconds team I was 15 seconds
Is that it? Who's that?
You'll know
You will know
Doesn't seem to have spawned
No, it would have.
Yeah, you sure we would know? Could it just be someone else on the map?
I promise you would know.
Yeah, you would see it.
Is it like a big sound or like does it show everybody on the map that it's spotted?
It's like a giant Amity ore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Basically when the map...
Boom, boom.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Yeah, yep.
I will wait for the 13 minutes.
Hmm.
What?
You wait down, we are, we are, we are, we are.
Do you think we're the last ones on the, on the map?
No, there's definitely someone by
hotel still,
I think.
Perchance.
Definitely.
I might actually just see someone's head on the roof.
Oh, oh, oh, they're there.
They're going out the hatch.
Oh, they're going out the hatch.
They're gone.
They're gone.
They're gone.
We are the last ones to leave.
No.
I'm out of flesh meds, as I have yet to loot a body.
I have something you can have.
For a bobcat.
I have something you can have, too.
What is it?
It's right here.
Pull it between your eyes.
I'll take you to the chair. Oh good work. I'm pissing off the mechanical pisser
Good thinking good thinking
That's good, I need this
He's awesome, he's a hole
How's it still flying I think you can only go in one direction
I
50 second 50 seconds, you I have to kill this thing I said to give a second
It's been two days of looking for it for eight hours. This is getting ridiculous
What are chances in spot is it me actually know?
But what what chances in spot what's a percent chance?
100%
67% 6 to 7% 50-50 yes or no
Okay, I would assume nobody knows a percentage
What happened? I don't think anyone knows a percentage of what's the spot?
I don't think it's gonna be but we could come in five seconds you know
We we said it
No, I was a leaper
her. I'm not going. Sir. Is that it? Is that it? No. That's not it. It's not here.
Go next. We got one for fuck's sake. I'm hatching. Why hutch? Why hutch? Just take
a look at it. Okay. Xylacray. Xylacray. Run on time crunch. Run the heavy for another
20 minutes. I think we're the response on every map not just the new one. Is that
I don't know is that true am I getting one guy am I getting one guy?
What?
You might be getting one guy.
I'm getting worth, no, no, no, everybody's seeing the sponsoring map.
That guy showed up very cheaty.
Should we go somewhere else?
Maybe take a little.
No, wait, let's go.
Let's go, let's hold on now.
Let's go, hold on now, hold on now, hold on now.
Let's go, damn battlegrounds, let's see if it's there.
No, that's a compelling argument.
Taxi, do you want a kinetic?
I want you to make sure you say a game buddy.
Make sure you say a game to one of the other two.
Okay, that was a joke.
I'm sorry.
Do you want a kinetic as well, I sell it.
I don't want a kinetic, sell it.
I don't go hard.
Here we go.
Sold it.
I have like 20.
I've weighed too much shit.
Weighed too much shit.
It's a good phone.
Hmm
Tell these bad boys we're 2000 speck on foods
I needed that it's
Yo, it's good damn. Let's go damn. We're having no luck on the new one. Yeah
No, we've had a lot of luck we just
PPP'd instead well, we know we've been in more games
that we just perished.
No, no, don't!
Which I need to kill that thing.
I need to kill that thing right now.
We need to find it right now.
I wanna know what goodies it has.
Could be Bobcat.
I need a new snap hook.
Do you guys got me?
Guys?
No.
Okay.
No.
They're dead.
Sell these bad boys.
How should I bring a sad book?
Not for you.
Not for me.
Oh.
Not for you.
Not for you.
Not for you.
But don't worry.
It's not because I don't have enough.
It's because I hate you.
Rest assured.
Rest assured.
Don't get in the car.
I
Want to be peanut the racist 15 to 12 minutes every map. No, it's 13 to 16 minutes every map
He means less no bitch. You're so Stella
We can we can give them giant ice cream things spawn if you're doing an event even like a small one
He that's why it's a spotted
It's about
Like with a bit when they have the smaller bins
Guys, get a sponsor, you're gonna win.
Ain't no Russian in the chat.
Hey, what was that?
What was that?
Excellent.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Was that you?
That was not me.
I've been mutable all the time.
I heard that too.
Well, it was my mic.
Oh.
Did someone yell against you?
Is your mom pissing you or something?
No.
Oh, it was me.
I'm fairly certain it was you cheap. I'm fairly sure my killer me
Who's yelling at that
She got betrayed in a great loss
Jesus Christ, so let last ride you have a smoker
You guys ready for a great raid?
Yes, there's the team.
That's great to hear, gang.
That's great to hear.
Follow me, boys.
I'm sure to eat the ice cream man's spots on this map, this raid, no chance it doesn't.
my deadline in my butthole and the sample design
did we say yo sample mm-hmm mm-hmm I brought it to spike
taxing for half a month I have four charges so good luck to me
let's put them wisely let's put them on one place here
and right there keep your peepers open
Pat trolled the fuck out of you.
You got on.
Yeah, I had nine snap hooks.
You have nine snap hooks and you're not bringing anyone.
I have 11.
Damn.
I just hate you.
I'll remember that.
We might have gotten one guy.
I'm hearing that they don't spot every man.
You got me.
Now what?
Now I'm hearing that they do spot every map.
Now I'm hearing that they do spot every map.
I have no idea.
Are you okay?
He's hanging around.
Alright, I heard shots like that way.
Down there.
That's the way here.
I'm not trying to have a battle out there.
The rocket team will come and just pound our ass.
At once.
I
Really ribbon times that you've been reported on the other maps like damn battlegrounds. I
Just want to kill what I just want I just want one
Oh, please stop clicker, please stop clicker
If you come from the other side boys
Locked in.
Taking people, taking people.
It was either on that lower bridge, or it's about...
Yep.
A little Hoosy-Doozy, like what you call it?
Mm-hmm.
You know, they're even lower than that, I think.
Oh, there they are! I see them!
They're just standing there!
Oh, my brother, so far.
I think there's two teams could be could be it actually would make sense that the stitch would be pissed over here for that
She foster you it definitely flew from here to there
You want to send them down?
They probably suck anyways, you'd be fine
They see us
Yeah, he's run across with that.
I did one.
That's where we're there by the tower.
Right behind you, Jack.
Look at this pussy taxi waiting in the shadows.
Oh, I didn't feel the greatest.
That did not feel stupid just.
That's he's not to be with us.
Oh, what does he like?
Well, I don't want to just talk in drag for the last five fucking minutes, you just run around here.
Wait, they have a Jupiter, they have a Jupiter.
No, they're mine, they're mine.
He just shot twice like back to back on me.
They buffed those?
No.
I don't think so.
I don't know what he's talking about right?
I do not think he got him. Oh, we can talk in time. We can try
Where I don't know
What's that? Oh, he's on the bridge. He's fucking one literally absolute
What okay, he's actually actually actually one I'm coming to the beer cover the beer you killed one I heard I heard a kill
Oh, okay. Okay. He died. He died
I see one here he just went behind cover
I'm going in you're not just gonna shut them inside yeah you did
oh you guys out here fuck my ass
Oh
What are you waiting time
I'm gonna move my eye
I'll be doing it, I'll be doing it.
Oh, uh, Taxi, ah, you could probably fuck yourself.
If you wouldn't mind kindly fucking off immediately, that would be fantastic actually.
Oh, dude.
There's actually no fucking way.
We said it.
We being super duper serious right now.
I just looted this guy right here, Drac. Literally not a single item on him.
How's suck that man to the bone?
Wait, three fucking, um, bullfack.
Three fucking.
Three fucking.
Three fuck.
Three fucking.
I
Guys a little fatter than the other ones
Where
How's he that didn't what do you mean? Where you the one that's on?
Yeah, stupid. I saw the food
On top of the bridge of the bridge of the bridge. I see myself. Oh my god. I'm a horrible spot
Why guys you're fucking fast
Finally. Oh my god, get me up there. Wait, I've got to have the snap on. Good common
hand in a situation like this one. Oh.
back this dome
where did i just see one thing
oh i'm dead
got it
oh but i'm one
did you see all the bridge?
yeah we're about to send them
they're not on the bridge they're like on the outer side
they're like there
you push there jack i'm gonna push over here
oh my goodness gracious
Guys guys guys hold on before you finish me off hold up wait a second guys hold up wait a minute
No wait you're already dead
My god
Oh my god
God girl baddie just beat the shit out of me
They're pushing on you yeah, yeah, there's nothing missing was on okay, don't have me
By the I have one
Okay, it's actually a lady, I feel like we can talk about this, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Did she jump down?
I don't think it is a lady.
Oh, I think she is a lady.
Oh, this one, buddy.
Oh, excellent.
You got this, Axie, they're not good at all.
They're not good at all.
Okay.
I don't know, I'm gonna throw that at you with all the headies for like...
Let him cook, Jack. Let him cook. He's got this in the bag, 100%. 1,000%.
I don't think I do.
Oh, you got this, you got this.
400 pound man?
I think that was a real baby.
you. Oh, everybody type B. Sorry, buddy. I mean, what the fuck? A body type B. Clankers,
bro. That was close one. You guys turn. That was a close one. Oh, a little frisky
there for a second that you won't run the fade with me peanut I I I I I I I I I have
of an education. I'm sorry. I don't have to say.
It looted you and then what?
I don't know. Who you asking this to?
On the bright side, I found the baddies.
Okay. What do they do outside of the chilies?
I forgot the baddies.
But you full killed one of their teammates.
Oh, no. Really?
Somebody had been there.
Is that peanut?
No, no, no, no, no.
I died to the right of you.
Oh, I didn't know you're looking at me.
Yeah, he died in the street.
I died under you.
You saw my body and that body was right there.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, who is that guy?
Where are they?
I don't know.
They just disappear or what?
I'm not here, I didn't.
Let's see.
Three, two, one.
Oh, that's my vehicle.
Up there?
No way that's them.
One, one, one, one person has black pigtails and purple...
Nothing.
I remember it comes
Is there fucking ladder here or what
If I have no other really idea what the fucking dude
Get up there. I was looking for his ladder
And what you doing
I
Okay, suck try it is a double drag
No, I'm there. I'm for sure so dry. There's two people
Oh my goodness, that was actually excellent technique right there.
He's nice with it
I
Wait, it's what we just heard the ice cream
That's not good
Go on your own terms jump with your taxi jump
Don't let him have the dignity of that
By the way, I'm receiving reports that the sound we just heard was the ice cream cone coming down from the sky when we were all dead.
Perfect, perfect, excellent.
What a sweet delight, what a sweet little treat.
Sweet little treat, just frauds.
Alright, well I'm even poorer than I was last time.
I say, honestly guys, honestly, I say fuck them battle gods.
Let's go by, I think we'll get lucky this round.
We go back to the new map, we wait for the ice and code,
we do that.
Who was that?
LG, I'm in.
Tessie, here's the scissors, last game before last game,
lock it in.
Illuminosity gaming.
LG, Illuminosity liquid gaming.
That, yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What I was just thinking.
Yeah, lick my gonorrhea.
Exactly.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Pina, bring me a snap hook now.
I know!
If you don't?
I will spare you a snap hook of 30 durability.
Oh, who just left?
Me!
I need to go get a fucking Exodus module
if you don't bring me one.
No, I got too much.
I got too much.
Why do we want one?
Welcome back.
You're welcome back, Mr. Taxi.
Long time no see, long time no see.
We get a couple riders from Taiwan.
In the long time no see.
Here we go.
In a bit of that.
What's a Goopa like me gotta do?
For a snap point.
Around this part.
Hey, little balls infected, Tim.
Oh, good method.
Now, let me get you one.
I only has 30 dollars.
ability is that gonna be enough for you chief not really but I'll take it I have
to do that the shameless this I am in the trenches right now pal I just have
stop looks like a hand out left and right
Here we go about two Snap Hooks or a stack of ducks.
That's a damn good deal, I'll take that deal, I'll take that deal.
Hundred durability though.
I have none of them that are hundred durability.
Okay.
As much as you have.
All right.
I will give you the two best ones I have.
That is sixty two and eighty four.
Excellent.
That was a thing.
What thing?
That was right thing.
Oh, oh.
Don't get that ride.
It's rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.
Don't get that ride.
Don't get that ride.
Are you sure you have enough spots in your butthole for that?
Yeah, what I have that
Like you say to avoid steams typing in game is it you say to avoid she was having a game was just no one I
Don't know I'm getting worth it. There's a new one
Is the accessibility
Was there a new one
What?
Oh, there's you, at least about the old one.
Oh, I just got one guy to buy.
I let go of RIDE!
Yeah
He's sort of old one to play one. I don't know how that's a on anti streams typing thing once so fucking ever
All it does is delay you to the next match that you were gonna take you can do that on your own
You must
It was it was a duck said
What do you what do you think it is? Oh
Where's the other ones
Oh
Who's other than a stack of one oh
My god, we sell fucking real are we being?
ideas scam to get scammed buddy where's my second dogs where is my second dogs?
Taxi where is my second dogs?
Haha!
I'm not gonna scam, I'm gonna scam.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Who not scam or get scammed?
TIZER!
Yeah?
Where the hell is my second dog?
What's taking so long? Why are you all the way back there?
You're not getting those dogs, gang. I'm gonna be honest.
Alright, play your one-play-that-game out.
Very good, D.
Guys, it's LG. Let's...
We've been playing that game!
Uh, what? No. It's very good.
It's very good.
Alright, you wanna play the game?
EHH!
No, no, no, no, no, keep him, keep him.
Keep him, keep him, keep him, keep him, keep him, keep him, keep him.
Keep him big man, keep him big man.
Oh, here, here, here.
I think they're out there.
I'm juicy, I'm juicy.
Hit him white.
Oh, good work, good work! I've got it, I've got it!
Charge!
Oh, my goodness.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
What, like, what is the range on that thing, man?
Watch out, watch out!
I killed one of them.
It's lead!
Fall back!
Oh!
Well this thing can't be fucked off!
Oh my god!
You're doing...
Go back, go back!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
I am one nice woman out boys.
You are on your own.
You are, look at those.
He's hanging around.
Little bit of healing.
Oh, it's so broken.
Little bit of healing.
No, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Dude, oh my god.
Oh, whoa, who invented this thing?
someone who doesn't like fun someone who should be stoned in the town square
in game in game of course in game of course in the games town square
you should see him
I'm gonna push on over push on over
oh my god oh thank god
He was he was
You get a little beat with the hotel
I see dead clicker
I hear the picture pattern of the toes
You're lurking
Oh fuck my ass!
Go on!
Oh fuck!
Other one on the roof, other one on the roof
I'm coming catch you. I got to my
Yeah, thank you. How you doing? Thank you good chair. You get them all down there. I don't know. Yeah, we got them all. We got them all. Oh
We're the winners
good work team up thank you are you sure you got a ball I thought we only
feel like to oh my god the stats loaded
just got right here
my guy was so poor
I
Get shit
A little bit
I'm bad
Careful
He always though we're on the right of the right way right here. Oh my god
No, I could get that all
Sure, you went left that's so sure. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Well, at least he was a good sportsman, good game at the end.
And let me guess, the guy who was cheating, Alph?
Oh my god, it's fucking Swift.
Who's Swift?
That's the guy that ran Ninja off this game.
Good one, Steve.
No way.
Yeah, it's just a guy that cheapskates Ninja off cooldown.
Yeah, I'm off again.
That guy's on?
I'm out.
We need Ninja to come play Ark again,
again, so he leaves us alone.
Wait, how's he gonna bend if that's true?
We don't know.
He's been doing this to Tyler for like three months, dude.
It's back.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
What if, now, may I pitch an idea?
idea real quick. Yeah, it's an
idea. What if-
Oh, you guys could load the cheater.
Nice. Thanks. What if we do one more
game? No, that's not-
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You didn't hear the best part. Yeah.
We do one more. What do you think?
Oh yeah, you did that new boys.
That's a damn good deal.
We get a little something, something for a venture.
Hey, this bad boy.
This gentleman.
Big ninja and Symphony.
And she apparently and Shinya.
How is he not banned?
I don't understand.
Both of them, they've both been cheating for a minute.
Are you like, are you like certain because like 100% 100%
you shouldn't is like, yeah, you can ask.
Is like.
Me, you know, it's like what?
Are you surprised with the three specks?
He's just a sexy guy.
You can do something about it.
Are you sure you're cheating?
Because I'm not going to lie to you guys.
We would have died to a non-cheater in that situation.
No, no, no.
We fucking did nothing.
Pino, I peeped for half a second on the drop down
and, guys, dropped one HP.
Hmm.
Let me see his skills one more time.
That's not an invitation by the way. Please stay with me.
Oh, please stay with me.
By the way, could you bring a goop of blue shield, my dad?
I actually can't.
If I could, I can't.
You can't, but you could buy one, probably.
Not for the use of the societies.
I'll be with you. I'll be with you.
You could buy the purple one and recycle it.
That's what I have.
Blue ones, you died to me.
I
Try to keep a goop of down
Little bit of medium ammo from time to start crying here in a second I think
Here we go, it does get a little raspy at the end of the night a bit raspy that's what all the bitch was the job was come on
Okay, it's like a wow autumn just killed you peanut LOL Wow
Buddy is like two and a half hours back in the Vod and has no idea
Whatever we say to him right now he won't see for two and a half hours sir
Sir, you're gonna see this in two and a half hours. All right. I want to let you know
So you're not live right now, you're back at your little bit, you're a little bit behind
all of us.
All right, when you see this in two and a half hours, there's no, I am talking to
you.
I'll bring you the rest of your ducks.
Thank you.
Gonna make you do your man. You're a good man. Then we die to cheater. So you had them on you the whole time
You dastardly dog. I ought to fuck you. I
Ready up I learned from the best I am
You get me on you to be a yeah, I got bad, but I got a man. I was too sexy
I was way too sexy and they got jealous of my girthy cock
But I made a deal with them. I made a deal with them. I said listen you can stroke it once every week
You let me stay on YouTube. Let me tell you when I said that the YouTube dabs started snapping
Snapping like piranhas and we're back
And we're back
I
Really he got perma bag monkeys familiar duck who got perma bad the guy we just ran
I mean if he was perma band exactly then wait a second we did how if he was perma
band earlier then how do we just see him no action what does that mean boy has
multiple doubts
What was the exact same name?
There should be 14.
I got 14. I got 14.
Yeah.
Ah.
What a day to be alive.
Do I guarantee you 95% of the cheaters in any video game?
Don't use spoofers.
So the IP is like genuinely the exact same.
The game is just too lazy to check that.
I guarantee you. I guarantee you.
At minimum, not exact.
I do think at least in this game you're right
It's just too lazy to add you think that
$40 spinner enjoyer
Well, let's kill them
Oh my god
He's on roofers. Yeah, what's that? I see up here. Yeah, how is be safe not fucking a man?
Oh up there. Yeah, not now. Give a fun time out there. I somehow didn't get hit. Wow.
All right. Stand back boys. Stand back. I'm pushing up. Oh, I'm fixing the walls because
the developers decided to not add any here
oh he's getting away he's getting away
oh my god there's two I got tricked I got
tricked I was cool I was bad move
I
That's my bad. Hey, no worries. No worries. Hey, no worries. No worries. No worries. No worries
No worries my bad
No worries
No worries
Hey, don't worry. I will take accountability. Oh, hey, no, no, no worries. No worries there
Don't worry worries there
Usually when we're fighting 3v3 it doesn't help to be in the next town over
Over write that down if it helps you remember right down John down John is down
He's got boys he will revenge guys don't you worry
And
Oh
Guys that cannot be our LG one more quick one. Come on. That was that was two minutes guys
Oh my goodness back to slump. Actually one more
One more and I will lead you to stop. I didn't see direct
No, I'm talking about the discord. He left the discord
One more taxi that's all I ask. I'm not asking
100 more. I'm not even asking for a thousand more. Give me one more taxi. Can't you do that for me soldier?
I don't know why you would even ask after watching what you just watched that sure
Yeah
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Come on, drag.
My game's already closed.
Oh my goodness.
Don't stretch yourself.
Click on one button.
I just thought it was too hard.
I just saw a circle.
Guys, I'll be guys.
Get some good sleep.
Peanut, I hope those big max takes real good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
What can I fix today?
It'll something, something.
Better than the plain ones.
please let this be LG we have to end on a win taxi it is essential I have nothing
prepare for the come up prepare for the come up right here taxi I'm about to
ten x your stash in one raid i'm personally guaranteed
here we go
that this that this that
did a thing you know from mr sydey okay all right he's gonna kill my family mr sydey
With that right there, this right here, then!
Have a green shield, like you do.
Do it, now we ride!
Are you ready?
Pretty much.
I'm ready. Take me away. This is the one. This is the one right here, Mr. Taxi. I personally
guarantee it. This one is gonna go 10 times better than any raid we've had tonight. Max
stoop potential back stoop potential
wait I'm on it monster oh excellent
oh no one code no it won't because you're cool
they never back down never what
I need someone to kick the stool under my feet.
In the game of course, in the game, in Arc Raiders, because he's trying to get on a
lower level to fight the enemy.
I'll end ride!
Oh, I already hurt myself.
Perfect.
Oh, shots of the vice.
E-mediate, E-mediate.
Fucking taxi.
Perfect.
Oh, it's shot to the west.
Immediate, immediate.
Fucking Dicey, lock in.
You max on it right here.
He ordered to be done.
I understand, but I'm like a 6.7 out of 10 drunk right now.
It's not good.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Let's kill them!
We're late! We're late! We're late! Perfect! Perfectly late!
Oh yeah we are late! I forgot to read the deadline.
I couldn't afford one. I lost it to the cheater.
I see him!
I see him!
Oh I'm dead. No it's not good. I'm dead, but I'm dead in a good spot for you.
There's a guy camping up there.
I
Do you have any smokes or anything? I have no smokes
But I do you can tell them when they come to me. Oh wait when there's a world is away. Oh, no
That's what I'm worried about
They're coming
Not like a verse
Oh my god, I put the others you get away. Get away. Get away. I'm gonna circle back around. Okay
Oh
I'm coming
I'm coming
Yes
I don't know how that one guy died he just above
yeah go go go
coming coming coming coming
oh I missed it
careful careful on the right swing left swing left
he's he doesn't know he doesn't know
he's done
I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in
I'm feeling I'm feeling
but both but both
Oh
You know you know there's there's a rocket here like you're kind of looking for either us or someone under us
It's much much much much
I'm losing. We're doing it! We're doing it! We're doing it!
Unseal mode! GAH!
Oh my goodness. I am stacking and packing right now. I am stacking and packing.
Got some of us?
Taking care of... Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
We'll pack it! We'll pack it!
Oh my god, oh my goodness. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no, no
Sure, wait hold on sure. Hold on now, sir. If you kill me you can age you could help
The game's
It's a cheater, I think.
Nice.
His name is KJMCBBBZZ.
Level two steam account with no friends.
Excellent.
the friends and the thing is I like I'm I knew that there was a fucking rat lurking so I was
putting up barricades and the barricade is bugged and doesn't fold all you let me check out this guy
how you look at this keep it got again I'm not gonna be the gorilla you have to go to like the
the play instructions like the the the the the map and you see all the the banners
oh no this guy's legit level two
i think this guy's legit i think so yeah
oh it's a very very new account like
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I know exactly what to do. We play one more. We play one
more to show damn who the bosses.
What do you think about that?
Get me that ass on a stack.
In game.
In game, of course.
In game, in game, in game, in game.
What about one more time?
If you just call me Miss Taxi.
No, Mr. Taxi.
Mr. Taxi, Mr. Taxi.
Mr. Taxi.
Miss Taxi is a beautiful lady.
Do you have a Miss Taxi?
Yeah, but not like that.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
How do you know?
You like cloaksie in two ways. No bitches and you're racist. All right one more time. What do you think?
Well, well one more what what do you think one more? I'm already kidding up. I'm ready. Oh, yeah
Yeah, this is the one I guarantee it
I've committed max. I'm coming in absolutely stacked to the bram
You're not stopping me. They are not stopping me
There's something something and it means you're like you do
Here we go some nine
little bit of that little bit of this
here we go perfect with that with this
I
Then
Couple of these bad boys
Okay, now we ride
I'm doped up good to go I'm coming in Max sounds even maxed. I have a green shield for everything else
I
Was that is the perfect time for another jink for round out. Oh
Finger by butthole only for a crispy 50 only for a crispy 50
Don't sell this time. Don't you worry. I am locked in pal. We could not be more
locked in right now. You could not be more locked in. This is gonna be the best raid of the night.
Oh, that's all right.
I keep forgetting how long that BlackStreet is.
Honobiboy!
Honobiboy, Honobiboy.
Same spot, different day.
I have a-
I have a-
a new plan.
What's your plan?
Snap.
Okay!
But also, we're not in a late lobby against cheaters.
This is a cheater-free lobby.
how you know I just have a feeling it's like you know when you're calling a
slot because you know it's fucking dude like you just having a epiphany that
this one is a max win oh a slot yeah oh what do you think I said so there's a
Get right under us, right under us.
On you, on you, on you.
Oh, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy.
Check it!
No, come in, bunch, come in, bunch.
What the fuck?
Catch me.
Damn it!
I'm not here, fuck, I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Charge!
What the?
Go find this one, go find this one and move him.
I'm coming up doing you're doing so
He's not a good boss. Yeah, boss
Thanks boss, I appreciate you
Thank you boss. Thank you boss. I'm going alti hide. I'm such a beat you beat you boss beat you boss
I swear I swear I promise I swear
Follow follow me what I was all the way bro this time all the way
Okay, they both dead they're not crawling careful from the west guys guys
Yeah, we did really good there. Fuck yeah, they said chance against our power
I've said
Little sound of it, little sound of it.
Oh my God!
How dare it?
Come across, come across.
Yeah, fist him, fist him, fist him.
Holy shit, we're not gonna fuck.
Yes, they did, yes they did.
Ok, what, one's on the right and then...
Oh fuck, retreat!
You...
...mess.
What what what what?
There's one right there
You missed again bitch boy
Hey, we're doing pretty good to bar you're doing great. Thanks boys
What do you mean?
Got him!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Where these hooligans act?
Um...
Oh, they're not picking me. They picked me. I've been trying to come in forward.
I've begun...
They've come in forward.
They've...
Oh my god. Oh my great...
You're fine, you're fine.
Oh my goodness.
Drop it!
Fuck you!
You're not gonna lie, you guys kinda fucking suck.
What are you, the guys, the bombs?
like we're gonna get third party and not them yeah yeah wait listen what hold
hold that thought right there like just holding it for a second okay you can
back up to my wall now if you need.
Right?
You guys are the worst players, aren't you?
Don't peek. Yeah, just don't peek. Stay healthy, okay?
You guys aren't actually dodging.
They're using friggin' nades and then just hide behind the wall
for us to come out.
Yeah.
If we just play this regular, we should win.
Okay, I have a big angle on them I can fist one of them for you know fish fish fish
them they actually have no idea like they're clueless
look they're not even peaking they use your trigger names okay that's what
Pissed it hard
He fell back he fell back
You said a damn forklift over there. What are you doing? I'm I'm on I'm on the side of them. You have nowhere to play now
Then the tiny check give any needs no
I
Must I'm over it
That's right. I don't know I don't think you push cuz oh my god. These guys are the biggest bitches of MC
Oh shit. Yeah. Oh my god. I have it. I have a new plan. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm never gonna die
Holy fucking shit at least I'm dead serious
Is it did they guys no way you guys purchased this video game to play like this two seconds
peanut get a refund immediately it's time to contact steam support it's time to contact
steam support I'm going in I'm gonna insult these gentlemen if we went to them is he
There's oh, yeah, he's about he's not a vibe. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, right?
No, right? Yeah, I'm gonna be done.
You got me? Got me? Got me? What's about what's the down?
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna lie to you losing those guys to the night
has probably were hurts more than any of the way we done tonight.
Do not talk to me.
Do not talk to me.
Do not let me tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna literally kill myself, so I don't have to speak to you
Holy shit
Holy shit, holy shit, oh my god, oh my goodness
Oh my goodness refund by the way, I was about in the game in the game by the way in the game in the game
In the game in the game like the space by thing
Taxi that hurt more than any of the rain. I've had a night. I'm not gonna lie to you. That hurt boy. I heard more than any other raid
Taxi
Taxi
He left his room, I'm not gonna lie to you that one hurts, that one hurts, that one hurts a bit, that one hurts a bit, that one hurts a bit.
Guys those guys were playing like the genuine biggest bitches I've seen since starting yesterday again.
That was the worst loss I have ever seen.
That was the worst loss we could have ended up right there.
Worst loss, worst loss.
All right, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
I am getting up, I am getting up.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
Mr. Taxi?
Mr. Taxi?
Is Taxi not coming back?
I don't blame him. I don't blame him. That was a big loss right there, Jim.
But that's a loss you think about when you put your head on your pillow for a couple of nights.
Oh, Titan, did I hear you, Chief?
Hello?
I was just explaining that that was the worst loss we could have had right there.
I
Those guys played like absolute vaginas absolute vaginas they brought in
Four to six stacks of Trigger Nades
They definitely threw nine didn't peak
one
Time the entire fight I
Am about to freak
Honestly bad sportsmanship if I may be so honest honestly bad sportsmanship bad sportsmanship
Did he rest I don't understand like I thought I finished him
No, you you you you downed him and then you revived and then I downed him again, but then the second guy got me
How I saw him like flat out on the ground like flat
Thanks flat
Yeah, like you know when they die they like
And then they like oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. No, I yeah
I think he I think he got it back up. I think he got it back. It's brawled out
Is that a word?
Yes, sprawl is a word.
That's correct.
That's correct.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and get on up.
You were good one, Taxi.
Have a good one.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you, chief.
Thank you, chief.
Have a good one.
Oh.
All right, gang.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I might play Rust tomorrow, boys.
I might play Rust tomorrow.
Let me, hold on.
Let me see something quick.
Let me see some things how's it going over here gang when are you coming out
yeah yeah yeah mr. Nate hey how you doing gang how you doing I was rushing
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
No, I had it.
Right.
I see you.
I got TV. Just I think I'm TV. Just we might play my small.
in the discord in the discord maybe maybe 50 50 50 50 we'll see we'll see what the
gang wants we'll see what the gang is up to we will see what the gang is up to
we will see what the game is up to all right I'm our seed boys I'm not gonna
lie to you I play rest right now but I haven't felt great all the day I have
not felt my best all the day alright play right now and play right now I'm
just not been feeling good today not to feel my best not like anything like
I'm not sick or anything, I'm not my 100% beat.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, good night everybody.
I'm gonna go get some burgers and a bit of ranch
and we back tomorrow full power.
Full power, max power.
All right everybody, see you later now.
See you later everybody, have a good night now.
Have a good night now everybody.
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight now, have a good night now!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight, Egg, have a good night!
Have a good night now, good night everybody!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Goodnight!
Goodnight everybody!
Good!
I'm dying!
Goodnight!
Goodnight everybody!
Good night gang have a good night now everybody rest up now rest easy have a
of a splintiferous night now.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night now!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
I think I fucked something up.
Hold on.
Wait.
I fucked something up.
Oh.
No, I'm going to die.
No way shit, I forgot to announce the fuck I'm hopping on two hours early tomorrow for
the AT&T cup fucking draft thing.
Oh, I fuck I forgot two hours, two hours early tomorrow for the AT&T cup thing.