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FREAK BOB FRIDAY | ARC NUTTERS | NEW UPDATE | ARC MY RAIDER TILL I BOBCAT | #BUNGULATE
05-02-2026 · 7h 47m
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Let's go, let's go.
I just woke up 15 minutes ago
No reaction like work I'm not reaction. I'm not reacting to that
Like with no reaction like what no reaction. I just woke up 15 minutes ago. I have no
Funky idea what planet I'm on I
Am here though. I am here and ready to bug you late, but I have one
Look at the JP Morgan. Yeah, buddy
I I have actually heard about that. I don't really go on social media that much
But I've heard about I saw that I saw that but that's that's not for another day
That's a talk for another day. I
Do have one big question before we start boys big question big question
Voice quiet game loud. Oh, no. Oh, I haven't seen that. Oh, you look tired yet
Usually people that wake up 15 minutes ago do
I don't know
What lizard people do you and your lizard family all right, but usually
Gentleman love tired 15 minutes after waking up
Yes, I yes, I think you guys have already predicted my question here. It is here. It is
I'm sure not the game volume actually that actually is the biggest in that
Don't give me a second. I'm just waking up boys. I'm just waking up. I'm booting up. I'm powered up
I'm powered up, I'm powered up.
Actually speaking of powering up,
boys, you guys reminded me of this intro
from a long time ago.
Does anyone remember this intro right here, gentlemen?
Does anyone remember this one?
Does anyone remember this one?
If you are an OG Bunkinator, does anyone remember?
Hold up, I've gotta give it like 10 more seconds
before I can do it.
It's so old, I haven't upped it in so long.
Does anyone remember?
Remember?
Remember?
Remember?
Does anyone remember?
Remember?
Remember?
Oh, it's almost done?
It's almost...
Remember?
Remember?
Remember this one!
The Bonulator, back online.
Mission for liberation.
RAID TARGOS!
WINDERY TARGOS!
Ready and All Red Chinese Invaders!
Hey Classic boys! Hey Classic!
Now my first ever intro right there!
My first one I ever did!
Only OG modulators will know about that one!
That one sucks!
Yeah, usually the first rendition of shit does you jackass?
Fuck you
Just like the rockets all right now. We got you know rockets in the sky
They look all sexy and sleek and we pay and we pick them up
We don't even they're even crashing to the earth and remember our first rocket
We fainted it didn't even exist look at now that it broke and listen very carefully. I have I have a very important
Question a very important question. I have been asked. Oh my god. It requires a system restart
Fuck my ass 30,000 times. No, what no guys rust honestly boys rust a
Lot of you guys are tired from rust
I can see from the poles and the and the numbers most you guys are not very happy with rust
I've seen it over multiple days multiple days, so we'll be we'll be we'll be coming back for the nuke event
There may be a day or two before that as well, but for most part rushes is probably gonna be over
um
I was going to play mr. Arc Raiders with mr. Hudsonite and he is down to joy
But he has offered me a second pathway a second pathway
a second pathway
The AT&T cup you boys know how that works may 7th. We've got
League of Legends World World AT&T Cup May 14th we've got oh we know that's not
right no way I think May 14th is League of Legends all right fuck it whatever
the games for the AT&T Cup of League of Legends 2xk0 CS2 and Blackout 7 I wanted
to start practicing next week I wanted to start practicing next week
Hunt said he'll come play arc with us, but but he wants us to come over there
and he's often rushed to come over there and practice League of Legends with them
right now. Rust only or unfollow. Ooh, gonna have to hit that back one so you
could have to hit the ladder. Actually before we even decide can we get a
a big wham!
I want everybody to complain about whatever game they hate
right now for the next 20 seconds.
Okay, let's get it all out.
All right, let's get it all out.
All right, guys, 20 seconds.
Everybody, whatever game it is,
could be Ark, could be Rust, could be Minecraft.
And then after you're done,
I wanna get a big wham!
Big wham the jack, all right?
Everybody got it perfect, good.
All right, I'm gonna set up a pole.
I'm going to set up a ball and we're going to see if you guys want to play
operators or if you guys want to practice the AT&T Cup on League of Legends with
Mr. Hutz and with Mr. Doublelift. They're playing right now. They're playing right
now. Hutz will come over and play with us though if he chooses our graders.
All right let me see here. Let me see here. Let me do a quick ball. I'm not very good at this.
Hold up. Let me do a quick ball. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Give me a second.
Wait a minute.
Hey, how does this...
Oh, there we go, guy.
Question, hmm, what do we do?
Question one, are braiders with hearts
or practice ATT Cup League of Legends with double...
ATT Cup League of Legends with double, oh, okay, well, I can't type it all, it's too long, but with
hunch and double lift, that's what it's supposed to say. All right, three, two, one, here we go,
poll startin', poll startin', poll startin', poll startin', poll startin', vote the ball,
vote the ball, vote the ball, vote the ball, boys, vote the ball.
Hmm
Holy shit, it's League of Legends actually gonna win this
League of guys guys guys if you don't know either of those games
I just want to remind you because I'm not I was I'm found playing Lee I
So my you League of Legends is the most bitchless
Friendless game out there not even in terms of like going crazy and skilled. He's got no bitches
It's just part of the requirements. You have it's part of the terms of service when you've sat up for the game
uh
Holy shit
League of Legends is at 64 percent while awkwardness is only at 36 percent
Hmm. Oh my goodness. Well, this is the upset of a generation
Holy crap wait league of legends is fucking one i did not see that coming in a million years. Oh my goodness
up
What are you fucking shit um?
Holy fucking shit. Well um, I'm just taking it back. I didn't see that coming I um
hmm
Oh my goodness, no, no, Paul on YouTube, I don't know how to do a Paul on YouTube, sorry.
It's on Twitch.
It was on Twitch and 160 people set the 37% Oh my goodness.
Okay, all right, let me get in the chat with Hans.
Maybe we'll do like a half C night, half, half League of Legends, half, half, what?
That really says it.
Oh my goodness.
It actually won.
Holy shit.
God, that's, I'm not even an Ivy boys,
you might've made a mistake.
I haven't played the game in 10 years,
but I remember that game being so fucking bitchless.
Oh my goodness, you're gonna lose friends watching it.
You're gonna lose friends.
You're gonna have a friend calling you while you're watching
it saying that no longer you're friend.
You're gonna lose friends watching this game.
It is the most bitchless, friendless game.
Wow, wow, that just surprised me.
That caught me off guard.
Oh, and let me call Hutch and see what's going on
with him.
still up and at him maybe he maybe has a change of heart what's gonna be
on cuz I'm you have no friends I've got friends about hot try he's cool he's
cool he's cool
calling mr. Hutch is hot still streaming right now let me see oh yeah
I
Is ignoring me
And the teams look like they're best
Bitch
Lucidator a to wait set
You have such a way big words
That was beautiful sure
That was beautiful
Let me let me try calling the group side
Wait, can you guys get a hotster something going on?
Wait, he's in a call with double lift. Well, where they where they at right now? I
Don't see. Oh wait. I see it. I see it
Hey Mr. Hunch how you doing the most surprising thing just happened and I genuinely think that
like maybe like a hacker came in and changed the pole.
I just made a pole between Arc Raiders and League of Legends and no joke I'm not even
fucking with you.
This is not even a psych moment League of Legends one I'm not even fucking with you.
You know what's funny is I can play League?
Um, I, it looks like I'm right.
You don't sound that happy about it.
No, I'm excited.
I know.
Woo!
They say with their excitement.
If you like that, you'll love League.
If I like what?
I'll love League.
A cock and ball torture.
Oh, I love cock and ball torture.
Mm-hmm.
One of my top five hobbies, and let me tell you, it ain't number five or three or
Okay, and then then we for sure got a play league. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. Let's okay. I'll do
Double it. How late you say it on time. I
Can play anytime bro
Like to make you understand who you drafted P you drafted a guy who doesn't sleep
He hasn't seen the Sun in four years. He grinds League of Legends and is arguably one of the best
You got the guy brother fuck. Yeah, the glaze is crazy right now
All right boys well League of Legends is telling me I have to restart my my computer to open the game
I'll be right there. I might do a half-and-half night. It might do half League of Legends half-octrination. Okay
Yeah, that's the Chinese spyware loading. Oh
Perfect, I'll be right back guys.
Okay, I'm gonna do a quick computer reset.
I'm doing a quick computer reset.
I'm gonna do a quick computer reset.
One second boys, one second.
We might do a half and half night.
I'm still surprised that League of Legends is won.
That's actually insane.
That's actually crazy.
That's actually insane.
Can you guys still hear me right now?
I haven't resounded on the computer in a long time.
Can you still hear me right now?
Okay, good, okay, good, good, good, very swell, very swell, very swell, very swell.
Mr. JJ, Mr. Simbler, Mr. Native, and Mr. American, Mr. Fresh Prince,
my most fucking boys, good man, good, I'm mad.
And Mr. Knight, my most fucking boys, good man, good, I'm mad.
Thank you, my boys, appreciate you, brother.
Thank you, my boys, appreciate you, brother.
Hmm
We do pull we do the pull right now. I'm we can do a double texture. We can do a double texture
So it's a little bit double take away for the computer to start back up. All right quick quick double pull quick double pull
You better not take this away from me now now. I'm actually I'm hyped up for it
Now I'm actually hyped up for it now. I'm actually in the in the zone
I swear to God if you fucking flop on me right now
You got me in the zone now. You have me in the zone. You have me in the zone. Oh
My god, it's winning again, holy shit
What is going on? What is happening?
What is going on? What is going on?
What's happening? What's going on? Oh
My god, it's winning even more this time. Holy shit. All right. Okay. I'm popping open
I'm popping it open. Here we go. I'm popping it open. I'm popping it open for real goopa. I'm popping it open for real goopa
Oh, I gotta log in
They know that the sexy music that's not the that's not the Italian porno that I left open. I apologize
That's that's the game that's the sound of the game that we're about that we're about to play
That is not that is not in pre-k about
I want to insert, that is the sound of League of Legends.
No, that is, I can't even be myself thinking so loud.
I can't, it's so fucking loud, my button to turn it down doesn't seem to be doing anything.
That might be a problem, that could be a problem.
Okay, one just busted, someone just busted.
There we go. All right. There we go. Now she's gonna lower it
Game name the bird peanut
Hashtag I had to pick the numbers. Oh
My god. Oh, yeah. All right. I'm starting up. I'm starting up. I'm starting up
My name is Enrique you like that P. Oh
in
In R-R-R-Rike, in R-R-Rike, that is a beautiful name.
That is a beautiful name.
Well, League of Legends won again by one more percent than it did last time.
Alright, it's starting up, it's starting up.
Might do a half and a half night.
We'll see how you guys like it.
I think a lot of you guys probably made a mistake not knowing what League of Legends is.
So we might do a half and a half night.
We're starting up, we're booting up.
Lock it boys.
I
Think it's starting up. I'm hoping it's starting up. I
Pressed the button to start it up
Doesn't feel like it's starting up. I
Have I breath. Oh, there we go now. It's not enough. They're fine
Now it's starting up. There we go. I'm it's popping open. It's popping open. We're good to go
We're good to go. They hold up. Oh wait. I just I don't have a thumbnail made for this
What am I gonna look for a thumbnail?
Play to win a meaningful match is one where every player makes their best effort even when the odds are stacked against us
I'll show up in every game whether ahead or behind I
Have to read of that play fair a true wind is only accomplished when everyone is playing by the same ruleset
I'll follow the rules and play with honor and integrity of course
Play with respect a thriving community only exists players feel good about queuing up again
I won't make things personal or harm people
I'm playing with even if the game gets frustrating or others lose their cool
I'm gonna be calling people bitches. I hope that that doesn't exclude that
Abiding by the community wait or play something else we all the ninjas catch the way to me
Creates a better experience for all players and players break the screen it riot may revoke that access to certain features
Or even the ability to play outside. I won't be calling anyone bitches riot
I will not be doing that. I will not be doing that that is very uncool very uncool very unsportsmanlike
Very unsportsmanlike
Honestly, I wow, I would I be beside myself if I did something like that
Right watch your firstborn child
Okay, well I I don't know what it's doing, but we're doing something
okay I can't get off of my screen to change my stream titles that'd be cool
if I could
oh my god it's it's miss fortune your champion by right-clicking a
a destination. It's Miss Fortune!
Sure you can handle me, Summoner?
Hold up. Hold up, wait a second. Miss Fortune, take out these goonies.
Take out these goonies, Miss Fortune. Why don't we have it, Miss Goonie?
Hey, Miss Fortune.
I know what I'm doing.
Okay, all right.
Yes, we believe you, Miss Fortune.
We know, we know you're very strong.
Yeah, uh, you got no chance, buddy.
I'm Miss Fortune.
I'm Miss Fortune.
I'm gonna click a button to red the buttons now.
Is there a dry hop button?
heroic individual. Each champion has unique
comfortable abilities that set them apart from other champions.
I'm no longer misfortune!
bad I summon anal beads celestial anal beads ah celestial anal beads for you
yes I'll I did not see that coming to you so friendly champions not see that
coming yes I'll give you a little beef oh yes I have over Bobby oh you will be
surprised what I have
Oh, I... Wait, what can I do? Oh, shit. Oh.
There you have... Ah! Take that!
Smash your adlebeats for you, you child!
Eh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hmm.
Hmm
Okay
I'm gonna hit this tower to a break say this one into the tutorial also. I lost my celestial anal beads. Oh
Oh my
That's what you characters love
My blade is your massiee, massiee, massiee!
Massiee!
Take the other, take the other!
Do a lot for massiee!
Do a lot for massiee!
Now we take your guy. Now we take your guy. My guy.
The object of League of Legends is to pierce the enemy's defenses and destroy the enemy.
Oh yeah, I'm going to penetrate the enemy. Don't you worry. I'm going to penetrate the enemy.
That's all I do, alright pal? All I do is win. All I do is win. I already know how to play this game.
Honestly, honestly I think I'm ready. I think I'm ready for the AT&T tournament. I think I'm ready.
I'm ready
I have to switch my stream titles I haven't done that yet
How the fuck can I get out of here?
Oh
I feel like I haven't been able to change- oh I died.
Okay, I can't change the volume of the game, and I also can't change- then I can change that because I can't put my mouse outside of the fucking game.
This is going fantastic.
It's gonna be loud for like, three minutes, Harry!
Mercy Yi is on the case.
Take that. Take that. Take that. So good I broke the game. I was so good I broke the
game. You see that? They say we're not going to win the AT&T Cup tournament. I'm so good
I broke the game.
A lot to your first champion.
Wait guys, who's the best one here?
Who's the best one?
Who's the best guy out of these five?
Darius?
Does it look like a Darius?
Um, this fortune, um, um, do we do do we wait, wait, Master Yee, Master Yee, oh, brand,
brand.
I say, I kind of like Master Yee.
I kind of like Master Yee, guys.
I used to be Master Yee.
Master Yi was was fucking it up in there
Master Yi
Guys. Oh guys. It's Master Yi a catastrophic bad choice for me. I feel like it's a pretty good choice
It is a catastrophic choice
Let me ask
Let me ask my guys. Let me ask my guys. Let me ask my gang. Let me ask my gang
Hey, hello guys. Hey, bud. Hey, I'm yo, what's up? I'm sitting here and it says unlock your first champions. So I was thinking, dude, should I pick Lux Master Yi Miss Fortune Darius or brand?
It goes Lux, Master Yi. Ms. Fortune, Darius, Brandt.
Oh, Master Yi.
Master Yi.
Master Yi.
Master Yi.
The last playable of Leftclake.
Oh.
Oh, God.
All those other champs kind of suck.
Loki, I mean, your chat will tell you to play Darius, but I think Darius is kind of,
can be pretty hard to play.
I kind of wanted to play Master Yi.
Well, so yeah, listen, can I be honest with you?
You know, you're going to be the equivalent to a blind duck walking from a pond across
the road to another pond, but he can't find that pond because he's blind.
I get more kills than you first game.
I'll bet you 500 gifted sub.
I'll bet you a 12 back at DC.
Done.
Hold on to my door.
To your door.
To your door.
Hold on.
Wait.
I'm changing my stream tiles.
Can we see it?
Yeah.
No, I think so.
I think you're going to play top lane if you want to or mid lane.
Yeah.
I think you're going to be on top or mid.
So mid's usually like mage champs.
So Brandon.
like a bottom.
Why would you, why would you think that?
Well, if me and double left are getting top and mid,
I was wondering if you, if you're bottom.
No, it's called 80 carry P that's double lift.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm going bot with Yvonne probably.
Bot with Yvonne.
Okay, got it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm changing my stream tiles.
So wait, so who do I pick you?
Just go Brand. Brand's the best champ out of the poll.
If you want E, you can pick him. It doesn't matter.
Okay, if I could just play Darius, I feel like you're kind of a guy that likes to go ham, right?
So just go Darius, fuck it. You gotta have some fun.
Well, I'm a sneaky guy. Mr. Sneaky.
How about you choose Master E?
I'm the brand to sneaky guy.
How about you choose Master E?
I want you to know I came and he asked you guys,
but I was gonna choose Master E the entire time.
My blade is yours.
Oh my god.
You're looking for validation.
That's right. I was looking for validation.
I mean you took the words out of my mouth I was going to say Master Yi next.
Oh, Master Yi, Master Yi.
I'm sorry to that place.
Prepare to win non-stop.
Welcome to Summer's Myth.
I just realized me and Hutch just won our last flex games and you're going to have to play against these guys.
Oh my god, I feel terrible.
Are you guys normal?
Are you guys playing with me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're playing ranks kind of like it's like it's like fake ranks. It's called flex cue
I think I think those are your counts level one it is level one, right? I'm assuming. Yeah, I just started
Yeah, yeah, okay great then we're gonna have to start off playing either swift player draft it would just kind of just like normal
Yourself your self favorite going to the settings and turn on that not the full screen do the other one was it okay?
I just finished beating up the towers and the crystal and the metal. Do I have more tutorials to do?
No, no, that's it. That's good. It just put me into a game with guys that are minds.
Did it put you into a game? Yeah, I'm in a game. I'm getting one that I have two more to do.
What?
That's a thing?
I have never...
My chat is telling me...
There is an hour to twirl to that.
Okay.
Okay, I mean, okay.
Now, okay, I see.
That other one is like...
Can you click your mouse?
Oh yeah, now.
That's not one.
Now it's like, this is the game.
This is now like, League.
And it's gonna teach you like a little bit about the game.
Okay.
Like, it was just checking if you had like, monitor and keyboard.
I
Leave this
Yeah, I think you can I think you press escape and leave anytime. Okay, right?
Yeah, I can only exit game. I can't surrender. I'm guessing exit game is the whole game
Yeah, yeah, you should be able to I mean unless right is really no no exit exit game is right
He surrender is like your whole team quick and see please
Got it. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's just okay. It's close. All right. I
I
See oh no, it's gonna make him do that. No way way. Can you make him do that? Like on the bottom right?
There's like a there's like an arrow on the bottom right that maybe is like skip everything
Beautiful yes
Now I play
What's your name is the burnt peanut and what's your hashtag hover over your name on the
Are you sure she's live?
We, yeah, I spray you give you gifts.
And then give me your socials.
Last four digits.
Oh, six, six, six, six.
Wait, hold up.
I'm texting you right now.
Here you go.
That's the last numbers.
OK.
Perfect.
Hmm.
Oh, fuck, I'm supposed to hide that.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Yep, okay, you're good. I definitely did that on my second monitor. Sure. Oh
I actually just lead yours for real
No, you're good. I'm parents like it's all public. The hashtags are not private. Are you McDonald's manager? I am McDonald's manager. Hashtag
It's my smurf or my Alts. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. All right now. What do we do?
Okay, now we're gonna play some swift play. I don't know why you're offline for me though. This is so weird
I'm online for you, but for me you're offline. I'm so can you join you link hashtag six seven nine?
No, okay. Well, I've already been late
It really doesn't matter bro, you're good. Yeah, you're good. You're just gonna get a 50 friend request, but you're chilling
Can you so on your friends at friends list you see how I'm there. Can you click on the plus sign?
He said join
All right nice, and then you can add hutch from here so you can look at his name and there's like three dots above him
And then you can hit at friend
I have to
Falling players must be level three to play this mode burnt peanut. Are we joking? Oh?
Are we so fucking serious guys? Oh?
Oh
Tutorial
Be so for real guys
What are we guys? What is it dude? Why is the new player experience in this game? So dog shit Ryan?
Please fix it. I'm actually crying right now. Wait. It says wait
It says I can do one bot game and I get level 10
Okay, perfect perfect. That's what your chat says perfect. I have not ever made a new account
I've only purchased accounts for like eight dollars
You might not want to say that I heard Jesus got banned for admitting that I'm cheap. Yeah, you're definitely no
I mean already got me. Thanks. I'm reform though. Of course. I would never promote doing that
You would do it do it don't in your cool
I so what I so I play a bot game. Are you sure she's going through the tutorial? Can we play chat?
Can my chat saying we can play a bot game together actually let's do it
Okay, we'll just run through it. We'll just we'll kill them all win
Yeah, yeah, perfect. Okay
All right, so peanut between top and mid which one do you want to play more?
So mid is more it's more like the quarterback of the team and you play more squishy champs
You play more mages so stuff that stays back
But does a lot of damage or top is more like a brawl like melee focus lane where it's like two big buff guys
Master Yi is he considered buff or squishy?
So mastery is not a top or a mid laner but between the two he's more of a top laner
Wait, top.
I'll be on top.
I'll be on top.
Hunch, you're on bottom.
OK.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It's your safe.
It's your safe.
I'm in the middle.
I'm in the jungle.
I'm in the bushes.
All right.
All right.
You're on top.
You be at my bunch.
Let's do the same.
Got you.
That's a yee.
What's a yee?
OK.
Can you change it?
On the bottom of your screen, there's a blue guy
was running really fast and then a green icon next to it yeah click on the blue
thing that's called ghost and try to change it to flash oh my god I'd be
level seven yeah let him know oh no if a strongly word letter oh my god I it's
fine yeah just do you go steal yeah I'm gonna heal yeah restores health and
grants moves feed to you and target it out like champion perfect don't I think
your chat maybe we're gonna try to overwhelm you with like builds like
items and runes and stuff just follow the recommended build when you want to be
open up the shop it'll tell you what next item you should buy okay it's not
optimal but it's like good enough and then just don't even worry about
about ruins until later.
Okay, all right.
Got it.
Yeah.
I'm here.
I'm here at you.
All right, sorry, sorry.
I've leaked all your guys' names
and hashtags in the bottom left.
Yes, that's good.
You're such a piece of shit.
God!
Including mine, including mine,
and the two random people to join.
My blade is yours.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Everybody's been leaked.
Prepare my note. Oh
He has to pick a room pitch I think the game just puts one on for him, let me double check though
Yes, yes it is
All right, perfect. I see the only louder than the other thing perfection
I swear to God. This is all your fanboys in our game right now. Who is Jackson snow panda?
Are you guys Bungie later?
I'm definitely doing the first one first one better than all these
Yeah, but I would ever buy literally whatever it says in recommended
You open up the shop by pressing P
I think that was a test
Okay, the gag start
Wait, wait. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, I see now we pick extra. They're pure acceptor start
What I'm I guess perfect just click any one of those they're all fine. Yeah, it's one
Yeah, oh, yeah
Come ball with me. We're gonna be we're gonna be balling together. I think I already fucked up
you're chilling um no you honestly here just just run bot lane I think you're
good you don't need that you don't have a perfect buy okay do not let your first
I bought an item and sold it by the way
What you guys know?
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Good work, good work.
Okay, so the minion, super fucking weird for you right now, but basically what it's trying to show you is you need to
pass it on the minion to get the gold.
Start practicing that, so when the minion gets low, and when it's in...
Oh, I see him, I don't tell him, yeah.
Yeah.
No way, I played this game 10 years ago.
I'm on no way.
Primed. I'm primed.
Oh, oh, golden!
You're kinda insane at it.
I'm kinda crazy, I'm kinda crazy about it.
Oh yeah!
Alright, now kill this bitch.
Ooh.
Guys, I should be fucked that guy up!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we fucked these guys up.
Yeah!
I think this is pretty odd with the shot.
Oh, he ran away.
You guys are pussy.
Dude, what a bitch!
I'll say ye would never do anything so dishonorable.
You got these you got these cannons. Oh, you did not it's okay
To pick up our fourth teammate, I'm hearing Yvonne just got on Ravonnie. Yeah, I mean let's just prank his blocky not really fast
And then great like
Thank you
I'm attacking, I'm attacking you!
Oh my god!
You're looking, you're looking fine.
Fair.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Just wanted to find the best way to fast-sweep back to the spot so I can get some goodies.
Why would we build into I don't know what the hell is talking about new players like there's this like last hitting assist feature that I can't turn off
Okay, I should have played something with CC so I could set you up I kind of
By way are all the title saves are all the
It's fine, but you press me friends on the head
Having having good farm only really happens when you
Got it. Okay. Perfect.
Hey, would I press? Have you ever played Bastion E before?
I have, yeah.
When I press, when I hold down Q and then release it while I'm holding my mouse over a guy,
do I have to then click or is that enough?
Oh my God, it's Victor! God, it's Victor!
Get out of him!
Get out of here, Victor!
Oh!
This guy's humble.
He's in a good fight.
What kind of red, fool?
Oh my god.
Got him, got him, got him!
Push back, push back!
I got him!
He got too much, he got too much, he got too much, he got too much, he got too much!
Oh my god.
You're natural, bro.
That's what I do.
Oh, I just realized my volume button this game hasn't been working the whole time.
I've been so confused.
You know what I mean?
I believe my stream was getting ear cancer the entire time that is accurate that is factually
accurate I can't my chat says you look at the shop like a caveman looking at the wheel
The wheel was a great invention. All right pal, they were very amazed by it.
Also, what you see by recommended stuff, is it always the big three rectangles in the middle I've only clicked those ever?
Exactly, exactly.
So why don't you build those out on the right side?
Let me see. On the right side, going to all items? Yeah, you never ever need to worry about going to all items if you do not.
God!
Cause all items is just like...
You know, it's just too much. There's like a hundred fucking options in there.
You need to have no life to understand it.
I'm assuming you have a full and thorough understanding of the entire whole item section.
Oh yeah.
Good.
Oh yeah, I'm on the spectrum like that, but...
Perfect.
Perfect.
Gee...
Perfect.
I don't need to worry about it.
Two hatches locked in over there.
i can tell punch is a lot i just i'm letting you leave i'm letting you learn i'm letting you learn
i'm getting fucked by mr purple over here chief
mr purple moose man over here man purple moose man
oh really that's a cow purple cow
up. Oh man. This guy's a pussy. Okay. So you know how would you when you know how
when you like, uh, don't know the bad guy can just kind of damage. Yeah. All right.
Maybe this is not the best time to show it, but you can. Yeah, yeah. That's why you're
I'm sure it's patched up, that's how you do it, oh I'm not a good player.
Oh, got it.
God, if you get so much for showing me.
I'm just beating you, you can go back home and heal and spend cause you have probably like,
probably at least 2k golds.
Yeah, you have 5,000!
Whoa, seriously?
Yeah, 5,000.
I'll be going.
You're fucking rich.
Yeah, goodbye.
You're gonna feel way stronger, this game is entirely planned around levels and items.
So I only click the button in the middle.
middle yeah usually the left one of the three is like the most common like option
so if you can't go wrong with the left one okay left one yeah three recommended
let's see what you got let's see what you got I got I like it now we get
cracking slayer yes exactly okay guys got it boss okay you're fucking huge
now okay now we got we've got it so these are bots so they don't really buy
Good items
Oh
I'm not sure if this camp is going to be good for the tournament.
Oh, Master Yi, nothing's over.
How many can play the odds with you?
You're kind of going to be like the team's water voice, so it's good if you can play a camp that can get us water.
Master Yi's kind of like...
He's kind of like the hard carry.
You want to play Malmite, bro?
You want to play Malmite?
Tell me this, tell me this.
When we're playing tonight, if I get more overall kills and hunts, he has to be the water boy.
Okay.
I'm down with that.
Hunch?
Yeah.
You better watch the fucking drill.
Yeah, yeah.
That was good, P.
Yeah, yeah, I said, you're the water boy.
You're gonna be the water boy, buddy.
How do you think P understands how much I play this game?
I don't think Hunch understands.
They suck.
Hi there, hey hey hey hey hey hey, there it is!
There it is!
Oh, I'm gonna die!
Oh, I'll know!
Oh, shit.
I miss you.
That's all good dying, not bad.
Well...
You gotta die to learn in this game.
Right, I- I was gonna die, I'm hurt, I'm not gonna die.
You can't be afraid of it for your screen to turn gray.
I bet that pussy didn't even learn anything actually, cause he didn't die
He killed me, he sucks
Yeah, he's like so pissed right now that he didn't learn a single thing
Agreed
Actually get shit on
Actually get shit on
Okay, my chat's telling me that, uh...
Yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect
And you can click on the items
This is really important
If you don't have enough for the whole item, you can still click on the item and get like
The components because it's made out of like a bunch of smaller item. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, yeah, you don't need to put up like thousands of gold to buy every single time you have more than 400 gold
Like 300 or 400 gold you can buy some
Master Yi is a danger. Master Yi is a danger. Oh
I'm good in line. I got my little guys. I'll be
The the Alistar is a tank that the big cow guys is a tank is the damage to when you fight like
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
There it is
Okay
I think we're ready for the big one here in the game now take that small guys
I
Now be able to say the small guy word on dredge really nerfs this game
I don't need it now.
Small guy.
Small guy.
Oh, okay.
Not a lot to say.
I don't think so.
Short gentlemen.
Mr. Peanut.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
It's that.
This is Crystal Node, see? I'm a thousand favorite Crystal bitches.
I like it. How many Crystal do you have?
What do I have? I got 25.
Okay, might be time for you to visit Mr. Shopkeeper.
I have time.
I've got this pussy in the dirt.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.
I like it, I like it, I like it.
Get ready to W when he starts using his W.
God, I don't want to.
Holy moly.
I'll be with him.
I'll be calling.
Oh, here you go.
Oh.
I mean, show me the path.
Holy.
This is a very productive co-op versus AI game.
Yeah, I'm being learned.
That has been slain.
I've been learned.
Oh, man, that effect might be a lot.
He for purchase time, shit.
Yeah.
Oh.
He for purchase.
Doubt is the greatest.
He for purchase time, shit.
You're too much.
the boys that okay okay you know how you started the game bought oh yeah yeah you
don't have to stay bought I mean it's hard to tell actually but when the game
gets kind of later you want to put fight more on bit
oh earlier in the game you want to you want to play the game more on the
side lanes but
who got too much good too much
you're killing me
they're favorite crystals
yeah that's their favorite
they quite love that crystal
they quite love that crystal
i've heard that's their favorite crystal
100% 100% 100% that was their favorite crystal
out my game breast
good work out there boys. I'm
getting on. It's going to be
hard. Do you want to do we just
want to set up a call in that
discord? Yeah, why not? All
right. I'm going to call in the
AT&T discord just early and I
like a little team group chat.
Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. Okay.
All right, guys.
We do we're practicing
We got to see for the big day the big turd of men we got we got to be good
You're doing great
Mr. Park
Yeah, we got a practice we got a practice and we're gonna lose the turd in the men
all my friends are gone
where do my friends go
hello hello everybody
hello
get on your lowest rated account Yvonne I don't even know what rank this account is but it's
it's gonna be pretty aides for peanut I'm not gonna lie
It's for peanut. I'm not going to lie.
Yvonne, give all your highest...
...thank you.
Oh, all my highest?
Well, see.
He wants the smoke right away, I guess.
Let me tell you, we just played a match against legendary master eagles or whatever they said.
All right, buddy. Pound them.
They didn't take a single one of our towers, nor our special crystals.
Wait, huge news.
Mm-hmm.
He didn't tell a lie there.
Not even our special crystals. Can you believe that?
Do we even need to practice I feel like we just auto wind then I
Honestly, I think we do kind of low key just auto wind in the league week
But but other teams are gonna be really sweating because league's like a super ego game
Hmm, like I think I think like Ludwig and Ty one seems gonna be trying their dicks off. So
Yeah, but Lod is easy to ban. He's banned Mumu and Fiddle. What's he doing?
Yeah, he's not gonna ban right here. What are you saying?
Now, Lod's not gonna be a problem. It's like the... I don't know who's on it.
Mumu and Fiddle is not the problem.
Squeaks.
Lily!
Lily and Emeru, right?
Oh, they have Lily and Emeru. That's like two diamond players right there.
Yeah, no, they're a threat. They're a threat.
Am I selecting when your game goes down it says daily play that it shows you like a like a elf dwarf and like a
Golf lady in a and a and a frat leader. Do I do I choose one of these? Oh
Okay, so what it's saying is just like you get one of these champs for free just for playing
Yeah, you can just pick anyone guys
You're really not gonna play any one of these champs. So it literally doesn't matter. Oh god
I'm on the case. Oh embers on a daps game. I was wrong. Oh
Oh, it's Leslie Leslie's with Lily. Oh, okay. It's okay. I see Jake and big. Okay. It's Jake and big and Leslie
I don't know anything about Leslie. Does she play this game? Oh, she plays her. Leona is naturally chose the front later
Like I can spice the other teams quarters all levels. Okay, right? Um, why are you laughing like that?
Like she's my favorite Leona, she's not the best Leona, but she's my favorite
Okay, so it sounds like she's horrible
All right, everyone get in here Yvonne I have you added all right, we're gonna play some with play
I'm on my other account, but the thing is my my friends list is just from a loading
Yeah, you're popular no no it's
I can't believe you guys.
I can't believe you guys.
Pina's first ever game and he wants to play Master Yi.
I respect it.
Master Yi.
Master Yi.
Wow.
And what role, what role is everyone playing?
I'm a bottom.
Oh.
Well, we can't both be bottoms.
We'll find a way.
When there's a well, there's a way.
don't you worry okay I added you okay gotcha I see
alright then peanut I'm headed you I don't know if you can make Teemo power
Yeah, power bottom.
We, um, I'm joining big dollars measure.
Okay.
Um,
I'm going bot.
Weeb, Elmander,
69.
Let up.
Holy shit.
So I think you'll place it for it.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't really care what you play,
but if you want,
if you really, really want to fucking win,
Super hard, then I think you have to play like sonar lulu
Sonar still good right now. So yeah, son is still really good. Are you talking to me?
No, sorry, I'm talking to Yvonne, but you know, just to put whatever you're comfortable with
I don't really like to force people to play stuff. They just not feeling it. You know, we're supposed to have fun as well
But I also think on that note, I'm gonna just completely go against what I said and say
I think you know, you should learn mouth fight just in case just in case we go like mouth fight
Is that like a guy?
Yeah, Malfight's like a guy.
He's like a big rock.
He's kind of like a Team Water Boy type of champ.
And basically, it doesn't matter how good or bad you
are at the game.
Anyone can play Malfight.
Like, Mike, we're not playing Malfight.
Wait, give me one more chance to get more kills
and hunch, and then he's the Water Boy.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
You're good, you're good.
All right, let's just queue it up.
Oh, wait, I can't because, all right.
You have to click on, this is so confusing I know.
You have to click on Master Yi,
and then select the role for him and make it topper.
So you have like two portraits, right?
One of them is Master Yi and the other one is Master Yi.
I see McDonald's manager,
we've commanded Perpated Hodge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a picture of Master Yi, that's your boy,
in the middle of your screen.
It's underneath your name.
Oh yeah, I see, yeah, got it.
Yeah, click it, and then change, yeah, so click it.
And then there's like an icon to the left of ghost,
Which is jungle and change that to top
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it
Guys, I'm top, I'm top
Okay, is that gonna be just going bottom?
Wait
What the fuck, chat? Why is Burp Peanut still level 2?
What?
Don't fucking wait
Bro, do we have to go and use the third map?
Wait, but why does he say level 3? I hover and he says level 3
Guys, this is level 3, this is level 3
level 2 as well. Oh, what?
I said, I said, I'm actually a little bit. Let me, let me restart your game. Restart your
game. That'll change it. I'm not joking. Maybe restart. I, what? Why does Riot ban
you for buying accounts when like you literally like, I played this game for 16 years and
I still can't figure out how to play with a new player. Like it's just the worst.
Wait, there's a bright end.
I'm actually...
Michael is also playing.
Oh my goodness, he's just a Maxi, he's just a Maxi!
I need to start justin'.
Holy shit.
I'm shartin' this bad boy back up.
We thought the game was gonna be hard.
Little did we know, getting into the game was the hardest part.
No, the final bosses are at games.
You're popping you're popping a couple
See did you just tonight, right? Good chat my my I swear
I'm gonna be drinking throughout the entire term, but I just want to make sure that I'm actually practicing today. I
Got you
Level two on my oh, we're good. We're good. Hey, there we go
Okay, everyone get ready and then we'll get you out you up perfect. Wow that was
Yeah, I'm a little confused a little confused
Yeah, you and me both mods, you and me both
Oh, you're good this game's easy
Aye boys, we started a wee bit business
During that bot map, now it's time to make us the water boy
Water boy, I mean it's not gonna go more kills more friends
Not a lot of drink through the tourney, but you don't a lot of treatment
You're hot back you with that
We are going to drink and no one is going to stop us
Am I right boy?
We're starting now.
Hi.
Yeah.
It's actually 20 for me.
Is that like peak drinking hours?
Wait, what time is it for you?
Uh, 6, 6 p.m.
See?
Actually, technically, it's peak drinking hours.
Yeah.
I guess.
Did you ever hear the song?
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Oh, you hit that note.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, we'll start with three abilities.
Yeah this is a swift play baby.
This is what I've trained my whole fucking life for guys.
They also have nothing to do with the AGT now that they're coming.
Alright B you're going right up there and you're going to be by yourself.
Name of the game, don't die on repeat.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god by the way the ME team is sweating for their lives right now.
the enemy team right now yeah yeah yeah they're playing like jungle band they're
playing like real pigs hey yeah over under 10 for penis cam hi buddy I'm
getting 10 deaths you pussy all right you're gonna be the water boy you're
gonna be the water boy
We win.
You can just trade, perfect.
There's push to keep shedding like tentacle attacks in me.
And it begins.
This guy's a bitch.
Why would he let me hit all those small guys in peace?
Who's actually a bitch?
I will not even admit it is.
Hmm oh my god, I'm gonna die. Oh my god
This is bullsh**
Yvonne, do you have this like weird last hit assist thing?
Last hit assist thing, I just turned it off, it was distracting the shit out of me.
Oh you don't.
It's super fucked up.
Okay.
Um.
Last hit assist.
If you don't have it, don't worry about it, I just figured out how to turn it off.
Yeah.
Oh my god!
I
Didn't have
I think what what what's good rescue on her
To use your menu. What is going on? Oh, yeah, they're like I'm too low. I'm too low. Yeah, he line
Yeah, you're good. Yeah, I put her back. It's not happening. I walked her back. So hopefully you get some free farm
Thank you my thank you guys. Thank you good chair
I'm going to kill all the short people in the game, in the game, oh yeah, don't worry.
You know where she is right now or no?
No, I don't know.
Oh yeah, she's not going to mess with me.
I'll tell you that right now.
She knows how powerful I am.
All right, we hunch about an attack, you ready?
No, I'm completely away from you all by myself.
You think I can take it by myself?
Level six, hell yeah, hit R and go get her.
Got it, got it, got it.
If she goes near her tower, you got to turn around.
I'm probably going to push in base.
okay worth worth worth worth you got her good job oh do you just trade oh yeah
he did yeah I did first one on the board first kill for P let's go
Oh
You guys have the same number of kills right now getting nervous watch no he's nervous. He's nervous
He's definitely
Waterboy
with our boons
You know, I just buy the things on the thing that it says to do when you do the thing with next to the thing
And then you press p on the thing
And then that's when you and then that's
And which we don't say and that's when you and then that's when you buy the thing like it's not a good job
minor league, but yeah
Oh, wow, that's pretty crazy. You're a professional though. Hey, he was the water boy there
I'm gonna beat your fucking ass
Oh, we should that wasn't called for I'm taking drag by the way. Yeah, yeah, perfect. Perfect
Already getting our reps and drag is
Honestly, I'd rather have a drake than two kills most of the time
That's how important it is
Oh my god
All ends over here man
I'm freezing in switch play but I think I actually need to be
This fucker does not keep sitting in the tentacles upon me
You see this guy, you see this jackass
You guys walk towards river we can kill
Tentacles, tentacles, tentacles
Maybe not
Come on
Yeah that's chill
I'm going to put my free gun. I'm going to get my free gun.
I'm going to kill everyone here. Wow.
Vaughn, you are very comfortable on Lux, I can tell.
I'm going to get my free gun.
There's an auto-weave there.
We hit W and stand still.
Oh, that's so sick.
We're playing.
There's...
Whoa, this is honestly what it's going to be like to play the couple of them.
There's going to be like a couple of diamonds and then, yeah, it's going to be a battle of
who can get more fed and die less.
How's the guy up there being that?
Oh, could be better.
Could not be better.
The lady already went off.
She's scared of my power.
Oh, just thinking that I'm here.
She's scared of my best bro, Yee.
That musta he had his power.
Oh look at that, go.
Gotta make a big one.
We auto-eat that one.
Yeah, we eat a Q. Yeah, obviously, yeah, eat a Q.
Does that work on towers too, or just guides?
Does E and Q work on towers too, or just guides?
Damn. These guys for sure just got off 9-5.
It was 9 hours in the coal mines since this game.
The ball factory is the ball crushing factory and
Hiding in the bushes
I'm not dying to some pussy named Diana. Yeah, right now
Sounded my sergeant is sick. Are you starting there? We're all right now. Okay guys. Okay. Yeah
Right now
To have a kill off with you the jungler
One more kill you guys are tight. I'm just saying one more
I said you got a baiter! You're the bait!
I just want to make sure you don't get any kills.
That's what I'm saying!
I found my master plan, Master Yi!
Master Yi is up to you!
They don't need to know!
Master Yi is wise to your plan.
But that's not the operation.
Hey, if you walk right here you can get a kill. See?
Wait, where?
Right here. I'm coming by.
Right here. Right there?
Might be too late.
You probably have like at least 2 or 3k right now.
Oh yeah, I have 4k. I forgot.
Let's help her back.
Yeah, any time you have like a few thousand gold and your wave has been crushed,
if you kill the wave,
then you have a good timing for base.
If there's a lot of minions coming to you,
then you don't want to miss that farm.
You don't want to miss that XP, so you don't want a base.
You know, you kind of just got the wave into turrets, so it's a good time.
Oh my god, she just flashed like that?
I've been whooping her ass this game
I'm not gonna lie. I can 100% see why people with no friends play this game
Wait, what are you feeling? I kind of see it. I kind of see it. I
kind of see
Great marketing for the game dude are there at this smirking one
I'm gonna look up ghost B3 this guy's for sure first off
He's for sure a buggy later and second off this guy's like diamond at
I will fuck him
Let's see you next time from no challenge
Oh these emeralds I was off by one rank
Yeah, I'm walking forward.
I don't want to be the water boy that is turning me.
Your team has destroyed and turned it.
Triple kill.
Water kill.
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
I fucked one up really hard.
The ace is a 5 kill.
Oh, that's...
Yeah, yeah.
Poison or pink talking!
Yeah, I think that's 5.
Ace is just a follow-up.
Damn it!
It ain't CS.
Retreat, retreat!
Get him, P!
Get him, P!
P, you might wanna run.
Oh, fuck my ass!
Fuck my ass!
My ass don't even die!
Can you fucking die please?
What the fuck?
Who drinks gives you soul?
Alright boys let's group up, let's group up.
Let's group up.
Boy.
Okay, we group it up then.
Middle, middle.
Generally it's always mid.
Oh
She's you fit
We have mana in this game. Oh
I'm pirates up here. Yeah
Good boys
She wants this one. You know, please get over here, bro
Never mind. That's what's gonna steal it
I
Mean what happens if you go in the magic mushroom circle
In the game, in the game, try wins.
In the game, try wins.
I love the bastard.
Go in the game, go in the game, go in the game, go in the game.
In the game, in the game, go in the game, go in the game, go in the game, go in the
game.
No!
Fuck you!
How many kills did I get?
How many kills did you get?
Which one did you get?
Which one am I?
I mean, two.
Best save.
Your master, you got two.
Well, my game closed.
Which, unfortunately, you got four, but he's got lucky.
I got at least three hundred percent
Like I like it now that's a leader I could get by
That's a humongous amount of damage you led the team
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I mean, you basically filed someone nails down and gave them a pat on the ass. You did absolutely nothing. Congratulations. You suck.
Sorry, boss.
No, you didn't. You're best.
I didn't mean to let you down, boss. I'll do better next time, boss. I swear, I promise.
Well, it looks like you're the water boy, Gigi.
I said for the night, most kills tonight you've got four, I've got two.
Oh, OK, guys, so it's all a night.
That's right. That's right. That's right.
That's a doctor.
I really do. I really do think you'll enjoy.
What about if you play Garen? Garen?
Oh, yeah. I know that's what a lot of people say right.
But I don't think there is a more useless champion for a new player
to play in an unequal skill term than Garen,
because Garen has no CC.
Yeah true, true, true.
You get kited and you get killed by higher skill opponents,
like nothing, like you won't ever be able to even touch him.
Yeah, true.
But I think if it's like two nubes playing,
then like Garen is crazy, right?
You're just catching someone who's kind of like also new.
I got excited because I just felt like Peanut
is a Garen player.
I know he would actually have a lot of fun playing.
You know, honestly, I'm down for like,
Oh, I must eat. Maybe you should try guarantee now. I'm not. Yeah. Actually, it's kind of a good idea. I must eat. It's kind of
Yes
Damage, right? Yes. I love your damage. Mm-hmm. Okay
Sweep I'm gonna I'll try to I'll try to like move you towards playing damage champs that yeah
I think you'll have fun on great like boring stuff
Okay, I'll say also I think you're gonna join up. Oh, yeah
Sorry.
Oh, good to go, good to go, good to go.
Oh, Mr. Royden Park, purple birthday, is a boy, good man, good, uh, man!
And Mr. Really Cool Head, purple birthday, is a boy, good man, good, uh, man!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Royden, be honest, am I doing good?
Am I doing good?
Don't, don't sugarcoat it.
Do not sugarcoat it.
Am I doing good?
Am I doing good or no?
All right, not me never mind sure could lie to me. I'm gonna ask this question again
I want everybody to lie to me am I doing good am I doing good?
Say about a little brother struggle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just the water boy
He's the king. He bent. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I love that but so bad
I think it's what we're looking for, right?
Oh, oh shoot, wait, I'm so sorry, I have teleports still, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, yeah, you do.
The way that you do summoners in Swift Play does not prepare you for the game at all.
It's like so bad and unobtrusive, the way that they have this setup.
Like, I can't be worse bad at the new player experience, like, then whenever I do these
things, like, dude, it's like, cause it genuinely, brother, it genuinely is awful.
Whenever I had to go through it I remember because I probably went through the most recent ever right here other than peanut
And it was terrible
Do you just getting to the point?
But you can't get into the competitive like actual ranked games is for at her
It's days. It's like four or five days before you get there
That's terrible and like you can't pick sums that you would pick in a real game
It's like playing. I don't know if you like playing Arc Raiders and like you can you're only locked like level one
What is the point? Why would you ever? Yeah? What's the chances of us getting peanut or right account?
100% you know dude if you say anything if you say the word I'll hook you up with the right guys
And like you can have anything you ever want to say yes, P
Yes
Did I do that double? Thank you. I'm not gonna count easily. I'll tell you what I can do right now. Oh
Uh, wait, what, wait, what, what do they want to give me?
It's a account that's going to be, what is it, level 30?
And it has everything unlocked.
So all the characters, all the skins, and you just will skip through all this bullshit.
We'll be able to play ranked together.
And that, that is where friendships are ruined by Fred.
Can they just boost this account up?
No.
They might be that hold on they might be able to I won't say no, but like I'm asking
I'm just gonna get you in the same calls and then
You can finesse like you're a good talker. I've seen it. Thank you
Don't give him too much now
You actually have a chance this game you you by yourself playing swift play right now get more viewers than the entire
professional league North America so I mean they don't give you an account I
don't know what they're doing
by the goodness by the guns what did they do
they got the motion
that's a motion
that's a motion boys
all of you boys all of you boys
how the mighty have fallen
what's your favorite champ to play right now
me
I don't know
I
Oh, wow, I was
Why does he have nimbus look I don't know nimbus
I have a bad win, we hard win, we hard win.
Lock it.
What is that?
This guy can summon monkeys.
Monkey sorcerer.
Oh my god, your first game, you have to play Mastery Talk with Ghosts against Jorak.
He ain't got that, he ain't got that, I'll handle him.
Yeah, you got that shit.
Right there, which ADs are good right now?
Which AD carries?
Yeah.
Caitlyn, Unara, I'm probably gonna play Jinx, Twitch, Unara, and the stronger.
So I'm not really banable.
Yeah, well, honestly, AD carries are really fucking strong right now. Like really strong.
They've been carried in a month now.
I like that! So, I mean, you see that?
I mean...
Give it up to base, then.
That's one more queen.
Basically, like, arch-carry AD carries are in right now. Big time.
It's a good time.
It's a good time.
It's a good time.
This is stuffy still, but he's dead.
Oh!
It's hot!
How I get more mana?
Go home.
Has the team leader said run yet?
I should have how I get more mana.
Guys?
Sorry, you press recall.
Go home.
So thanks, yeah.
I don't push you.
I'll need mana.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you for your patience.
You're good. You don't need no mana.
That's right. That's right.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Oh my god, your ult's here.
What the heck? Whoa, bro.
Yeah, no one's on top lane with me, guys.
Yeah, you can just push out.
Whenever you're in an empty lane, you push in the turret and take his mind.
base in the game and they're not big. Oh my god it's hard to time to short people and cut the
head off.
They're like a super punch.
They have literally zero mana.
I'm not gonna be saying predicament in this game right now.
You miss.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This is just too funny, man.
Going home.
Oh!
Oh my god.
He's making you laugh.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god.
Oh, jeez.
That's okay, that's okay. No worries. I guess I'll push these flashes well. I'm
that you're completely long out of using.
Wait, I just realized there's no quests in Swift Play either. Yeah. What a great...
It's all good. Pretty soon, you know, we'll be able to play ranks. He has no
Flash of Sjörk.
Oh look at that.
I see you, back at it.
You got it?
Yeah, I got it.
You played up the Ruin?
You're bad.
My goodness.
Wait, you've won more ranks for you in this league.
Oh no, I win, I win.
I'm killing all the short people.
You play a lot?
I used to.
And he was reminded for a little bit for like a zillion years ago.
Oh my goodness. I only I got two guys up here.
But by the way, I don't know if that's important information.
It isn't. It is good. It is good to call that out.
It's also really important that you call missing.
Missing. He's he's gone. He's away.
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, it's like if your land opponent is pushes away then he just kind of disappears, it's a great time for you to call it.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking die.
Oh yeah, you're fucking good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm selling good PG, selling good PG.
What?
Ooooooh!
God.
No way, no way.
He's creeping so fast.
God, be quick if you're mad.
I'm just gonna give him mad.
That's my F. I guess.
Let's do what we call it.
And Xerath has been
impossible for me to get, by the way.
I don't know if that's...
I mean, he made a really really good guess
on ult that Yvonne would
walk forward, which is...
I mean, it's normal, but it's not normal
for slipdown. Let's see this guy's Q.
And no, I'm not screaming.
I was like, wait a sec.
That was weird as fuck.
I have to shoot one more W at the deck to make sure.
Jump in there.
Go, go, go.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
You're a legendary.
This will be.
One more W on his air for cp scripting.
That is very weird.
No, he's not.
This ally has been slain.
Damn, he's calling me.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Here we go.
Oh yeah, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh my super punch!
What's going on here?
Dreammaker?
Yeah, always go dreammaker.
Yeah, it's just been destroyed for any care.
There's a bunch of like random powers in there.
Like for some reason it decreases the amount of damage that your teammate takes by like 120.
I've never seen this before.
Just as a bunch of random bullshit has to make any sense.
Um, yeah, Shreya, this is good.
Yeah, I already got my parry!
Echo's of Hellia is really good to you.
Okay.
There's just so many, there's so many great support items.
I can't really go wrong.
Where are these bitches?
The Scuttle Crab looking one.
On me, on me.
Where'd he go?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, they killed me.
That could probably turn.
On a bike?
No, he'll look at the crap that he gets here.
You know, active right now, though.
This game's doing amazing.
This bike has one less killed than you.
Ooh, get your back.
I'm gonna get a gank.
I'm gonna gank.
Oh, no, that's just your guy.
Thank you.
Okay, I see you.
Yeah, let's go.
I'll get you.
Oh my god, no.
Damn, babe!
Wait, what?
You're gonna shoot Bolo on top lane?
What?
They put a jash in the dirt.
Oh boy.
Okay, whenever you want to be one someone, you have to say kill Bolo.
Shoot Bolo, shoot Bolo.
Okay, Pete.
Breathe, man.
I'm on fire right now!
They can't be stopped!
Holy shit.
Holy shit, actually, I'm not even gonna lie.
I didn't even go watch the replay on how that happened.
You're gonna be watching a massive work.
Did York's keyboard fall off or like...
What's going on here?
I just want the things they told me by
Alright, Drake, let's fucking go, Hextech's soul, baby
We have 30 seconds, though, I'm gonna push bot
Take your death!
Oh, what? Well, all of them...
These guys are being real bastards again.
Zerath is looking very juicy here.
What?
There's no way, right?
No.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Honestly, I'm not even doing anything if you just bullplot that, like instead of running
and just plot it to the back of your ears, damn it!
The hentai squid keeps coming out of nowhere and fucking me while I'm fighting another guy!
The hentai squid...
Yeah!
The one the shanta had!
Seriously, look barrier.
Well...
I gotta say, clutch might actually lose the challenge.
Oh, bro, I'll never play Grogas again. I'm fucking terrible.
Who did my guy at?
I didn't realize Grogas was so squishy.
Dude, what?
Oh my god, wait, I forgot.
Dude, this Serif actually has a really good game on his E.
I think my movement is pretty good there, and I don't know, he's just hitting every E on me.
The focused mind can pierce through stone.
She won't do it. Steven's a neat problem.
Oh you gotta be fucking my ass 30,000 times.
Go away, go away, go away!
Have I said two again?
Here's the mechanic I'm asking you, you gotta be good at.
When you get a kill, all of your abilities reset their cooldowns.
So you cued, you killed them, and your cued is gonna be up again.
Oh I know that, oh thank you, boxing, boxing.
And then your W as well, right, and your E will like always be on basically.
We always do God and enemy has been slain yeah, it's like
Because I shouldn't get a kill. Okay, this oh my god
Oh, I'm gonna I'm doing something crazy this next game
Which one should I get a...
You're not stating on kills!
You're my game kids! Call people before I can see the thing!
Shit.
I want to see my kills!
So just click on all of us. All of us are on the top of the list. So give us all an honor.
And then you can see after that screen.
Ready?
Yeah, now you don't like that rockest play.
Okay, you have to go to Sportboard, yeah.
There we go.
I think that's gonna make me play Sweat Champs.
Where's, uh, you should work out that first kill, dude.
Alright, okay.
You have to get him to play Muff like that.
He got so many kills that it reset to zero because it simply went over the bit amount
that his ramp could handle.
Think about that for a second.
What if he got over 2 billion 147 million kills?
You've been in 437?
No one's ever done that before.
Well, Hodges just did!
There's no other at least one patient like you in the kill spot.
22 kills.
Mr. Jumblell, if I guess it's okay.
I'll teach you later on if you want some private lessons.
I would love that I would I would love to get coached by you first on mastery. Oh, yeah, Master Yi
I know everything there is to know about Master Yi
Oh Master Yi
By the way, I've been telling that I should be buying the boots of great fortune at the beginning am I being one guy
Okay, I'm not gonna lie because we're playing Swift Play you start at level the game starts at level three and
1400 gold and there's like new items and shit. It's like Mickey Mouse League. So
You're never gonna start boots in a real game never
Don't worry about it. Is there any way to make this screen we're looking at right now falls read
You can go to the fog at the top right and then on general you can change the window size
But you this is like a max you can make it bigger
But you have a skin skin size just kind of it's in the middle there like you can go sixteen hundred by nine hundred. Oh
Yeah, I can make it a bit bigger. Ah, okay. Yeah
Not full screenable though
All right, we're back in it. We're back in the blender. I keep being word to do Timo. What do you think about that?
Yeah, Timo is I love Timo
Yeah, yeah, go ahead
So you can play Timo P and when you sit in the bush you could be invisible so you
can have like seven people chase you and just sit in a bush and they they can't
find you or five I should say. Timo is just to be annoying so it's like
perfect for you.
I
Will chemo be banned during the AT&T Cup tournament most likely or no
It okay
So here's the if you don't want to play it which you might not enjoy the champ or you might just like not be
Super graded or something then then we're probably gonna ban stuff like that
We're definitely going to ban Malphite.
I'm Master Yi.
I'm Master Yi.
Master Yi through and through.
I'm not giving up on Master Yi because Master Yi never gave up on me.
Okay.
Okay.
It's whatever you want.
I encourage you to do whatever, but I would say you could try new stuff to see what else
is out there.
You know, there's 170 champs.
I'm already decided.
Master Yi is the best.
I'm already decided.
But the thing is you can't only play Yi because they're going to ban it, bro.
going to look at your stream and realize you only play one team.
So unlike the actual game, when we go into a competitive game, each team just to ban
five champions from the other team.
Exactly, yes.
I promise you they're going to ban you because they banned me on my first time ever playing
League of Legends.
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
So it's actually counterintuitive.
There's no point to ban AD carries against me because I play every one, but banning
out guys that have only played one champ is like super strong right because then
you're just gonna be like first timing something what so yeah you do want to
push the move it's a pussy move
well why don't we just stream side David you that would you a different oh we
will you have no idea well you have no idea how demonic we're gonna go to
win this okay gonna pull out every disgusting advantage that we can get
Well, I'm gonna do I'm gonna master three guys. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna master
Like so so T-Boo's good at it like you say he's like like baiting
Okay, all right. Yeah, all right
Baiting for three guys
and
And and that way they would have to bear three guys in order for me not to have my guys in come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly hold on
now or they're going to ban out us like he just played somebody
chance.
Well, yeah, yeah, they part of us.
Oh, oh, I thought you wait, you bought your horrible two.
No, you're not.
Really good.
We don't have a lot in my band.
He is good, but it went when you can't ban double if you're
going to go down the line, you're going to ban one of my
junglers that you think they'll actually make a difference.
You're probably gonna ban two of her chance and you're gonna ban whatever the fuck Nina is able to play
That's literally what they're gonna do I'm telling ya
Like Lulu is probably the biggest a carry enabler so they might ban it
Yeah, I don't know if we'll ban anything else. It's what you say if I master three guys. I is a pretty good chance. I'm good
Yes, if you if you much or three and they ban you out just sit back and relax like we're fine
Yeah, well because if they ban me out of the guys that means they didn't ban you guys have property
Exactly, but but definitely cannot play only like two one or two. That's too little
Our first tournament P again my first time ever playing league and those I was on double-hits team
They ban three of the characters. I was practicing
You remember that yeah, I ended up playing mouth bite
Yeah, I never played
But they've been they've been
They've been in more to cause the rats or what was it Aaron mortar ties are in Bali. Oh my god, they're shameless
He's okay. They do that. You just you just have you guys are shameless and I'll chat and just
Play play your best
Oh
I mean I'm shamelessly proxying and
I guess you should just start running it down and stuff like you have like a real game
You do yeah, just kite ports you're winning lane always you don't I mean all in I have absolutely no idea
I'm getting bored. I think I'm just gonna start roaming.
oh my god oh I'm so fucked I'm so beyond fuck
because keepin mid his fucking graves you ain't my lane man yeah mr. jungle
I came out and got me
Then you're getting blamed for it
Wow this guy who of them rushed the new boots
Which are like it's like a horrible item
I'm gonna ult these guys some more. I'm looking. I see that coming who could have seen that coming
Kale should be dead here. No man. I'm only a million chance right there guys
Right don't chase don't chase
You guys are to be one here. This is coming with alts
This is right here now.
Bag it up, Terry.
Bag it up, Terry.
I won't even burst, Terry!
Don't even burst, boss, don't even burst, boss!
Get out of here!
Okay, let's get Drake before you base.
If you keep clearing away, it'll be too much for you to run back to it, so you can just do it now.
On my way.
Yeah.
Ulish, outcome.
Warp and ult.
Alright, finish the drake.
And it don't matter.
What are you building?
Oh, this is static shit, man.
Yeah, I don't know.
Can it not take you up there?
It has an estimation mark on it.
I don't know why.
This is new.
That's.
Oh, now Greg wants to hit.
I like it.
He's an active player.
He all can run him down.
What does he all do?
We got you, we got you.
I'll do it the next time.
Next time I see that pussy, I'll take his life!
Fuck him.
Alright.
Come on.
Alright, baby.
Okay.
K-flash, short people!
You stand no chance!
We need a ladder.
Let's break the ice, break the ice.
Oh my goodness, crazy!
I think that stat is a really good champ for any player to play as well.
Oh my god.
I have a ton of damage.
Super, super, super, super.
I have a few champs in mind that I think are good.
You can use also very good new dodging abilities.
Oh my god.
I had ult.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh, that's gracious.
Oh my goodness.
We're trying to attack the guy and all the shouties get in the way.
Oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I'm gonna hit by everything.
Run!
Run, P. Run!
Oh, good heavens!
Oh, good heavens!
I press one button!
Fall!
Oh, boss.
Hit it!
They really don't like you up there, bro.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hope out, he might ult out.
I'll try to trap off your fear.
Okay, I might.
Yeah, I'm gonna put me called by some, by some goodies.
Oh, he does ult out, right?
Oh, he does all the time.
I see you coming back to base.
I'm going to lurk in this jungle.
Oh, the lurk.
I like it. Yeah, he's right here.
Whoa, there's no alt.
I see you back on the case.
You see this?
One.
Not many.
Oh my god.
What a busy game.
Let's go back.
Yeah, you guys.
Oh, he's so...
Yeah, he's hard to...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Run him down anyways.
Run him down anyways.
I'm gonna speak for his champs.
That's not good.
Okay, I like him.
very nice. Oh, yeah, that was pretty much done. Now we're cooking boys. Now we're cooking.
Now my stream is bugged out. No. No ulti mate. Wow, I cannot dodge this guy's stuff. It's
Actually, so strange
Who is that?
Someone let me go home
How's it hate over there? I tell me cuz you got
To get you got a press. Oh, yeah
I think I can save here
Yeah, please.
And he ran the ace.
We're doing it!
Wow, are you kidding me?
That is so awesome.
Breeze!
Oh, oh, wow.
Okay, so he hates us.
Got it!
Yeah.
He's not trying too hard to win, I'll say that.
He'll be coming, he'll be coming.
He's got some good ease.
He'll be coming back.
He is.
In his eyes.
He's been slain.
Honestly, I feel like he might literally just be his first time ever play.
Oh, sorry. I don't know why I tried to steal from you.
Didn't know it was you.
Drags up at 3k gold. That's what I'm fucking talking about.
Go, go, go!
Oopsies.
Perfect.
Yeah, I'll try to keep track of their timers and stuff.
You're strong, Gal.
I'm looking good, I'm looking good, I'm looking good.
Good time to base is always one minute before.
Oh shoot no
Yeah, nocturnalts
Don't worry, I have a ride.
Where's Evian?
Uh, no Baron, no Baron.
Evianum!
Master Yi is ready.
There ain't no enemy.
Stand down closer.
Dude, honestly, I think they just died in fear right before you got there.
They do Master Yi without his way.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
They fell over.
He must read it. Not see that.
He's inevitable.
He'll tell me what to do here.
He'll come.
Oh, the lily blossomed blooms.
Precisely when it was meant to.
Yeah.
I'm going in. I'm going in.
Oh
What happened what happened?
You I pushed you I was on a timer. I couldn't hit you anymore. It was on a timer guy
No way that hands
You spam
Whoa.
It was on a timer, guys.
Well, I couldn't hit Q anymore.
I got one to one by Warwick with two items.
And there, what's N and DT?
Ha ha ha ha.
Hey guys, can you hit Q even when it has a number on it
and it's counting down?
No, you can not.
Oh my God, these minions, oh my God.
Mike.
I can't hold the lane.
Yeah.
Hand do is you can anticipate that you're gonna get a kill and kind of like be
mashing your Q as you get a kill that way it comes off because you know that
it'll go to 0 second CD.
That's pretty high level though.
Do you run?
Deadly Knight?
Oh, never mind, you're just dead.
Can't go Baron here.
Read W?
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't mean to tell it open.
Yeah, I mean it doesn't always go to 0, it's true.
Just keep it simple though.
It usually does.
My god, everyone's alive, we can probably run here.
I'm checking their red though.
Nope, it's down.
Okay, this is a shorter time. I don't know why it's all there, but it is
Just play stuff. Oh my god. Oh, come on. Get over here. Everyone get over here
I mean I'm a mass murderer
Twenty seconds on the objective peanut we need
He's here. He's here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, fuck.
Get off me!
He's exactly where we wanted.
Perfect.
Seven seconds.
I'm coming in this way. I'm coming in this way.
Heal.
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
That's great.
Just take that fight, and then let it come through.
Got one, got one!
Oh my god.
Oh, nice!
I'm gonna get him.
Okay, well, if I have a really overpowered buff where it'll make it so you can't
really lose a fight.
As much as much.
You're gonna get these.
Oh.
I'm old enough.
Oh my.
That'd be perfect.
Yeah, let's take.
Right here. Kill these birds!
Oh shit!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Oh
That just doesn't move okay, next level just gonna die. We're just gonna go hand the stuff
Down to get it boss. Hey guys. Hey, dude
Holy shit, okay
Come on, D-Page!
I jumped into that guy like an absolute moron.
Yeah, that's what I did. Did I win? Did I kill him?
Yeah, you did, you did.
Yeah, that's good!
You guys died for a great cause.
Good job, good job!
Good job, babe!
I was hitting Q and stopping and it just really worked.
I'll hit you!
has destroyed an inhibitor.
Oh, we're pipping now, we're pipping now, boys.
We're pipping, we're pipping.
Yeah, as you guys say.
Oh, she's probably base.
I'm getting Warwick again, god.
Oh my god, Hush has seven kills, he is so fucked.
We are so fucked.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Wow
I can't dodge this Lexus Q.
Oh my god, I had no idea what I was going through.
Whoa, hey you guys are back.
I just got all the way back here and by the time I didn't look at my tower, I saw my health up.
That's okay, that's okay.
Yeah.
It's actually a tough one out there sometimes.
Whoopsie Daisy my crazy. You need me in here by oh
You watch it you watch
And time you know do you know what Baron does?
Big purple worm no
Okay
Basically when you get it
It's kind of like a game that makes your minions really like bust up your minions and it gives you a ton of steps
it's just giant leader look at them yeah the giant wall
got you in touch with giant leader gentlemen
now we go down mid and end
we're doing it
oh we're sending it
Highlander
oh my god oh my god no way you stole that you set up a binge how was that hot
not today peanut
Walkin' through me, guys. Oh my god.
Oh, it's definitely not gonna die. I die.
Not this guy, man.
That's the Y.
You're dead.
Be logged! Be logged! Be logged!
For doing it, I think you'll die.
It would heal and make you very tanky.
Sometimes you lose your best warrior.
Oh!
That's okay.
Oh, warrior.
What would I achieve, leader? Somehow!
You know, check out those kills this game.
That would be out because you stole.
You stole kills.
Oh, so if I steal kills, all kills are forfeit.
All kills are forfeit.
Toward your total kill gap.
Oh.
Okay.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Wait, wait.
You've got a meat.
Are you playing Locked Cam?
My chest on me you're not playing locks cam, right?
Okay, it's really good. It's really good that you can play
Like usually usually people just they they
Slamsides my screen with the mouse
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a short break just one game and I'll be back on but you still take a shower real quick
But I'm like 30 hours. So I gotta get up
Yeah, you're good alright. I'll be back in the distance. I'm just gonna mute. I'll be back soon
Would you say we're the systems?
Fuck you Peter be back in a bit. Oh my god
You gotta teach oh
My god, I don't know. I don't know how much we're learning from these games guys. This shit is this is downright dirty
I'm learning you're learning. Okay. I'm learning. Yeah
I'm learning that run
That's what matters. Yeah, we are we are we are this which guys that way they can't bear my bust a year. Oh
Fuck yeah, all right here. You know, I'll play jungle. I'll play jungle
Take a look see here. Oh, let's play some Jervinius
Good boy good man. Good. I'm mad.
No way ATT is good for you son.
What the hell?
They don't know about my jungle right now.
All right.
Thank you, Bob.
And then on a secondary outplayed
in the area.
I love you ATT.
And Mr. Ed.
I want to say good man.
Good. I'm mad.
Mr. ATT, you better be ready.
Because I'm playing this in power
and I'm already better than Hotch.
To give me two days,
I'll be better than Doublelift too.
We're going to crush this tournament.
We were coming for everything!
Now who should I play?
I shouldn't ban people that are already going to be banned, right? Like Malfight and Teemo?
So yeah, I mean it's really up to you. Teemo's not going to get banned, in my opinion.
I mean, Malphite, we will ban if you don't play it.
I doubt that people will ban it.
But also, why can't I queue up?
Am I stupid?
Am I not ready?
I wasn't ready, but I was now, or I am now.
Oh, I see.
It's the most glass cannon in the whole game.
Oh, that's, that's, that might be, is that a good idea?
I really don't think it's the last game.
I think you play something that's somewhat tanky, otherwise you're literally going to die in one millisecond, because
you're going to die to the most farmed guy.
So like, I'm like the most farmed guy on our team, right?
Like, I back him up the most, like, gold, but if they're also going to have a guy that's Thanos walking around and he might one-shot you.
Hmm.
Yeah, but Thanos lost at the end of the movie.
I can't argue with that.
I should. I should.
Alright, fuck it.
Alright fuck it. I think the best champs you can play is pantheon and set. The reason why is because pantheon has a damage immunity
And that makes him useful
It has like basically he has like a certain amount of time where he can't take damage and that's really good against
Well really strong players I guess and also he has a stun, but he also
He doesn't flex under damage as well. He is a carriage and the other champ is set, which is the guy that you just played against and the reason why he is good is because he can kind of trade his life for someone. He can kind of like kamikaze and have like a really, really good fight that way.
Like you're going to die, but you're going to die and do a lot.
I want to be a guy that can take damage. How do I change my guy?
How do you change your guy? Here, come join me and slip play Lobby again.
What?
There's some champs that they go one for one. One of them is like Mordekaiser, right?
Mordekaiser can literally lock someone into the Shadow Realm and have a 1v1 with them.
Yeah, he can only be countered by Rupee Demon.
Who's Rupee Demon?
Go ahead. go ahead. Go ahead.
I want to. Okay. Yeah.
How do you change your guy? Just click click on that and change him. Something else.
This guy is a TV show.
You've never seen that regular show?
Now I haven't.
It's a good show.
It is a good job.
I'm gonna look at it up.
Mordecai Rigby.
Good job, good job.
Very good job.
I know what's his worst thing.
They should look at all the time
when I was growing up, bro.
Wait, I'm 32.
Am I too old for this show?
Actually?
Baby.
Bro, I grew up with like fairly odd parents and stuff.
I'm not such a shit.
That's just mushroom.
My chest says I just missed it.
Fuck.
I think I was a little too old for adventure time as well.
Like that shit was long ago when I was in high school.
Oh yeah.
Dang.
You said it was soda?
No, no, no.
Set and pantheon.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
Now see if you like the guys.
Oh my goodness.
I mean it's because you're help them on doing damage so I'm trying to find the
damaging champs that also can like contribute to the game yeah that guy's
that guy's kind of a fuckboy all right let's go how do we ready up I'm just
confused oh I'm sorry I'm redoing my runes right now no you're good I mean
and Swiftly confuses the fuck out of me, I'm not gonna lie, his game mode is just so troll.
I'm ready.
Yeah, you good.
Peanut, you have to ready up now.
Good job, good job.
Alright, also wait, sorry, before we level up, what level are you?
Go to the top right, what level are you?
I'm level five.
Fuck, okay, when you hit level seven, you have to change the flash.
I don't know why the game doesn't let you do it early, but when you...
Someone in your shower might do it.
Watch, watch, watch.
I'm gonna try Voli now, because Hutch plays Voli. We don't want to overlap between our teammates.
Oh, Mr. Chewie, my mother doing bad, it's one good man!
But yeah, always a good chance for you to help.
And Mr. Giles, my mother doing is one good man, good a man!
Get back to me, man.
And Mr. Meaghan, my mother doing good, one good man, good a man!
and their 7th lunch break happens
oh fuck what am I doing
okay I think I'm just going to keep you in top
wide a night just shagged
thank you so much for spamming that for the last half hour
would you mind if I make it 30,999
let me get you some action
there we go
do you need me to run you down
Shit you gotta get a link you gotta go to you gotta buy and go
I'm on it boss. I'm on it boss. I'm on it boss. I wanted yeah, you definitely never want to miss me
Perfect Prince Prince Prince. I'm going I'm going all right. Good boy. What a deal. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Um, your E is like a pull. I'm not going to explain other than it just pulls.
And if there's one on each side, it's a stun. So when I come game for you, you try to pull
them in. They repeat all that. I forgot to listen.
Your E pulls them in. That's all you got to know.
Oh, yeah, I see I see the two guys
Okay, we read my abilities. Oh, you make some edgy
Wait, we're gonna go we're gonna go don't press why
Why don't I want to first buy?
This lady thing is so fucking funny
So when I come gang top you're gonna when I get to like
I don't know. She's sort of fairy dust on me or something
You're gonna go you're gonna go set her
And then you're gonna pull her in with your E. Alright, I'm coming now.
Hey, wait, where was the first one?
I'll play around here.
Is that her?
Okay, alright, I'm going in, I'm going in!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it, E? You got the E?
Got it, got it, got it!
Kill her, kill her, kill her!
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Get out of here!
Perfect.
Beautiful. Now push the wave in and bait.
Push the wave in and bait.
You gotta get used to this sort of play pattern.
When you kill your landed opponent, when no one's in your lane, so it's empty because they're dead or doing something else,
something else. You push the wave and caching your wave and then you base and stuns. And
that way you stay strong.
I think I got the gist of that. I'll wave and span and I'll do the other stuff.
I mean you just kill the minions and then you press recall in a bush.
Perfect. You're almost done with the wave. Never run away from the wave. I'm coming
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Heal? Oh, yeah, you're fine.
Sucks.
Come on, Ed. Come on, Ed!
I ain't even thinking about throwing in a towel.
Wow, I just ended my back.
Oh my god.
There's cool rock the bronze players are too good
Jungle gap there's gaps in the jungle. Yeah, you gotta be careful. All right
of
the
the
the
the
You're okay. You hard win if you can ever get melee on her. Oh, gosh, I think not bad.
He set ground to enemy champion and suppresses them as he carries them forward and slams
him into the ground. They all say they don't like violence, but they all watch.
Oh
There's a Silas there and he's not happy
Oh my goodness raises
I mean honestly, I can game talk, but it's not really gonna work that well, let's see
Maybe
Try not though. Nope. I missed definitely good. No, you're good
Nice you live the bot gank, that's big
Gotcha
Oh my god, he's pretty good boys. Oh my god you
You can all use your abilities to watch this game when they have a cool down.
What do you want Drake here?
At least I was probably not tears in the box.
Honestly.
Oh
What's the best combination of all these buttons like is it like you EWR?
What's the best way to do a
You do Q first
Oh
Q e r w Q e r w got it. Okay
Okay, not too bad fellas
I'm coming top in like one minute
I'm going mid.
got one honestly I'm gonna go crab here that's just topside
Did everybody see Livin?
Lousy's probably looking to invade.
C'mon!
He's so steady, so steady, so slow.
He was waiting for us.
Oh, my great googly-boogly.
I'll go back. We're going back.
We're going back!
That can be a good idea.
When you get back, I'll try to look for a plan on the top side.
He's the south...
That fairy, gentlemen. He's... he's... he's getting good.
He's too powerful.
I got another magic rock.
Score!
It's a magic rock? Okay, try breaking.
Oh! That magic rock.
That, yeah.
I've never been able to describe these things as those before.
I know. Kinda fun.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Leave that short, people.
Let's go, boss!
Gotcha!
An enemy has been slain.
Beautiful.
Honestly, I might just go home and buy...
An ally has been slain.
Alright.
Q...
What was it again Q-E-R-W Q-E-R-W-E-R?
Anyway, it was a Q-R-E-W.
Wait, fuck it, here we go, here we go!
I was gonna get peanuts in action, but to be honest, better just to cover bot here.
Oh my god, that was actually insane that you lived.
Yeah, because I don't want to lose and I gave it all I had.
Okay
Request your backup on this
50 seconds, so you can go top and catch like two waves maybe one way
That's the way being kill the minions and then try to be on time for this
There's like a timer on the objective when it spawns. Do you know the best?
God, I'll be there at the time. But do you know the best combination like QW e are this guy?
You do it in order must be a fight
Yeah, oh
Sorry, I'm yeah
The best humbo is to save your W for when you take damn banks up damage
That's okay. So I run to them with you
Kiss him with E and then I press R
I don't know what it does might just start beating the shit out of them and then when I start taking some deals
I hate W
Yes, you're e so you're yeah, you use your e to pull them into you and then you beat the fuck out of them
Oh
And then there's like a lot of like little mechanics that matter so one of them is like auto reset like you eat you can auto
Attack and then Q and it goes like auto Q very fast after and that
Resets your auto attack timer
Okay, does that make any sense? No
It'll make more sense if you just do it so like rather like auto attack something and then press Q immediately after your auto
All right, so I shouldn't do it. I'm running towards a guy
Oh my god there's just too much stuff happening.
Every time some fight breaks out.
I know, dude.
I'm the worst multi-taster that you'll ever meet as well.
Well that's me, Nana.
I am.
I can't pull this thunderous mail.
Don't people out.
You, you?
I'm not gonna let you do that.
Oh you bitch.
motherfucker oh my goodness who another fence almost all right I'm coming soft
can die already got so sharp here after you get yeah after you get the wave
I can build a wave.
Everybody's saying, going to wave.
Then we're going to search over there.
Kill him under his own turret.
Take the wave and burst.
Yep.
Thank you.
Now we walk up. Walk up with the minions.
Go to bot, go to bot, go to bot.
Yeah, yeah.
My team just wasn't lined up.
Alright, now come up.
Where do you keep fighting? Come, come, come, come, come.
Right here, right here.
Get him, boys!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're doing it. Just keep beating his ass.
Yeah, keep beating ass, keep beating ass. You're doing great, you're doing great.
Get the shit out of me! I'm the fuck out of him!
Yes! Yes!
oh yeah
I thought you were saying that
oh yeah
oh so much
do you see that
do you see that
do you see that
we're on fire
holy shit this guy is just saying
uh
next to me
shut down
we're gonna play for elder here
rich
here come here on my pain we're gonna fight for this break
the debon you can't get red
I just might oh my god I'm fucking an idiot
okay I guess we just killed them
we have to kill them we have to kill them
we can't start the objective
where we can we hold on
where we can we're not even here
I'm coming
would I have a ride perfect yeah
yeah
yeah
perfection
amazing
yeah what the fuck is up
there's a fat lizard
okay
Okay
And even fuck around with the
I think I'm just choking a little bit, don't you?
Oh, shit, you don't have to be...
Okay.
There's a lot of them balls.
There's a lot of them balls. There's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them balls.
get the pickaxe
wait for your grit bar to turn yellow? what's a grit bar?
hey hey um
Mr. Double Left, what is a grit bar?
it's your passive
alright, there's a lot of mechanics to set
one of them, if he takes damage, he builds
his HP
When the meter is full, that decides how much damage your W does.
So if you press W right, if you did, press it right now.
Do like very little damage.
It does like the minimum amount.
Which I can show you.
Is it great? Or the one below health?
Yeah, it's the one below your HP.
It goes from nothing to yellow to the maximum.
And that, besides how much damage your W does.
If you store damage taken, as damage you can do with your W.
Talk to you boss.
Yeah
All right, we're on Nexus
So if you take a lot of damage recently and you press W, you get this massive shield as well as doing a lot of damage, but you have to aim it.
And then, yeah, your E, you know how your E, like you pulled, you pulled people in and it's a stun if there's another, if there's another enemy on the other side.
So if there's two champions or if there's a champion and a minion and you pull on both sides, then it's a stun instead of just like a pull in.
And so that's like way stronger if you can do that. I'm ready. Oh my god
All the water boys back
Don't you say that to me?
It's true that guy that the team one in ten five thousand. It was what a bit
Did you just think you not set bro? Yeah, I've been repping my second gangster. Thanks. Yeah, that's all right
All right, I'll be 60 seconds to my side. So let me ask you this
But I think you might really fuck with playing Mordekaiser. I think Mordekaiser is pretty strong for a new player to play, in my opinion.
Bro, it's so much fun too. You hold someone and it's a 1v1.
Well, I'm gonna be the gentleman one more time.
Okay, okay, yeah. Perfect.
Pete, let me ask you this. Now that you've played, how are you enjoying it?
Oh, it's a good game. It's a fun game.
Oh yeah.
Can you see how you can get addicted?
Mm-hmm. I do yeah. Oh, yeah, I I mean I can see myself going to neck be and just sit here monsters
Just oh my goodness let my health go. Oh, yeah, this is
Wait, hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Did you just describe me? I don't know
Did you just describe exactly what I look like?
No, you're also fat
I'm gonna kill this little cat you mother
Is there anything that you would want me to practice the L but this is the time practice for practice by the way
Yeah, so you can take some time.
Skarner.
No, we were talking about this.
Skarner's hard.
If you, I guess if you like really, really wanted to play something easy as fuck,
Maokai's really strong,
but no one plays him.
Not a Malakai.
Okay, if you don't like playing Maokai, then probably Nocturne or Zac.
Zac is like very hard to play,
but if you can play him well,
he's like one of the strongest strollers.
Nocturne's very easy.
the lights off because even if you don't take this if it was called R2 which is the jump in
there's R1 which turns the lights off and there's R2 and Jin Zhao is really strong.
I don't even know if people in the chat are saying that they don't want to play like Pure Util
like Pure Util is like Maokai Amumu and then there's the in-betweens which is like Zin
there's like Zin or whatever. What matter what I play for you?
Yeah, like it changes. What's good for me to play?
So like if you played if you play Jarvan, I need to play some of that game or no
If you play Zach, you call it time out these games if you play. Yeah, just there's like a lot of different options in your chair
What about a moon? Do you show timeouts at League of Legends? Not good. Not good. No CC. Oh, we won't be able to
I think the way you should think about CC in this game is
CC allows you to punish someone who's out of position
and damage lets you kill people in an all-in fight so yeah that's kind of like
the way I think of the game like if you see someone is messing up they'll die but
you need enough damage to actually pull their HP to zero. There's definitely a
timeout in a game like this. 100% there's definitely a timeout in a game like this.
Because I'm here there's no timeouts in League of Legends is that am I getting one guide?
Yeah, there's no timeouts. What? I got an idea.
What if mom brings a title against you to get more insulin mid-match?
I'm playing a Viego.
That's crazy.
Okay, let's see, like that's, like Vi. Here's a good tip. Like Vi is like a carry, but she also has...
I mean, you can play Viego. You can play Viego.
I'm not going to push you out.
Oh, the only tournament.
win you should play one of those how to do the tournament yeah I will I will I'm
just I'm just spread the horizons right now you have to be in actual games and
not swift play like tomorrow if I play I'll actually play sweatchamps decline
yeah I think I might actually like the rest of Yvonne cannot be the only person
with CC is like able to see like able to engage I guess because Yvonne's gonna
play like maybe like Nami or Lulu or whatever and it's going to be like
What about Cho'Gath? Does Cho'Gath a good jungler?
I play a lot of Cho'Gath in the top lane. Yeah I mean fuck man if you're if you're good at Cho'Gath
yeah Cho'Gath is a good jungler if you're good at Cho'Gath I think I think send it I'm
it's like a good image because it's something you're good at and and uh it does have a lot of
And I think most importantly, Chogeth has good objective securing, so if we ever do a Drake fight, it's going to be advantageous to us.
Oh, that is true.
Yeah.
He could work, he could work. We could make that work.
At the point where we probably can't make work, unfortunately, is Master Utah.
Minions have spawned.
I just realized I might I might play Yee in the jungle just to piss off me that
What?
These are really good junglers.
I'll get you 80 carry.
We should have just lost in Master Yi Lulu 80 carry.
Agreed.
Fuckin.
I forgot all my spells.
Oh thank god the short people are slow.
Oh my god I accidentally took a shot.
Okay now we don't touch the-
Oh, I don't...
Yeah.
Oh, that's a really mega-fucked level one.
Third pick.
Honestly, we can just die.
I'm down to limit us a little bit.
You have to tank though.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Make me check.
Block that now.
Perfect.
Make me check.
Double kill.
They literally do the same.
Perfect.
We're a bit
Should we start taking do two attacks do 20 plus 2.4 percent max health physical damage
Four guys
The tornado edges that feels better for playing rank is I know everyone's like
I won't play can we play right?
I swear to God, this guy does one more fucking tornado attack on me!
I have some dog in person here.
I'm gonna keep the ASAP with me if possible.
I can connect you.
Okay, I got a right response.
He says we can probably help with something.
Oh, yeah.
Alright.
That's fucking motion, dude.
Yeah, it's motion.
I
Motion it's a motion boys use all of your abilities
I see this like they oh my god
I'm kind of putting it worse on them boys. I'm kind of putting it worse.
This will probably be really really common in our in our matches, which is like...
I was trying to react to Thresh, so I just stopped talking.
I
Was I the middle of saying something dude, I felt like you were literally
There's something wrong with my brain
You guys ever played leave on Adderall
Never okay never never
I've never used that or all I've been in my life yeah, yeah
Well, I think that.
What is that?
What is that?
What are you talking about?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I've never...
Never heard of it.
Who gave?
Yeah, I didn't know it was that popular. Jesus.
Oh shit! Hold on! You're turning to attack!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
You know what you're playing? It's Yasuo.
I was in the middle of saying something Yvonne and now I remember what it was.
It was this will be really common tournament we are probably gonna kill
them early and then freeze forever until they die again yeah okay
oh my god yeah
He's pushing through the wide board, Portado.
Every 3 Qs he has to Portado.
More than 3. Coming for Graves.
Alright, let's play a little bit more 2-Soul Swap.
We're gonna do something crazy.
We're gonna do this strategy in the real tournament as well.
Okay, so what we're gonna do is, you know, unfortunately, you're gonna have to die.
What?!
Yes, go for it.
Oh wait, oh shit, but you might just die right now.
NOOOO!
You just got to die, you're too good!
He's too powerful!
No, this guy just has 5,000 hours.
Take that.
Oh, he already used his wall.
Perfect.
I don't want to use your item, I don't want to use item, man.
Wait, you can use your items?
Yeah, there's like active items that you can't use.
Yeah, which only is there too.
Do you really turn that off? There's no way I'm going to be able to focus on items too.
Turn it off? No, you just have to buy items so you could just not buy the items that you have to use in order to get value out of them.
I've made the whole world smarter.
Gotcha.
Yeah
Alright hutch we're gonna practice strong side, which means really strong
Oh also fucking I forgot to tell you have to go bot in these situations
Usually I'm bought right usually I'm bought the first turrets. I'm gonna run around every turrets
I'm trying to fill in the gaps so look at the minimap right where should I go to kind of fill in the gaps where my team is in the off
That way we're not missing any blocks
And I'm trying to fill in the gaps
And maybe sometimes no one will be mid
No not here P.D.U.P. not here, not here, not here
Are you Vago?
Get out of here bro
I want to help you come inside with your guy
He's filling the gaps right there
Fill in the gaps, fill in the gaps
the gap, go to the gap, go to the gap, go to the gap, go to the gap, go to the gap there.
But, you know, but, I'll, I'll go bottom still. You can stay here, you can stay here.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Rui.
Let's go from here. Get off me.
Let's get this guy, let's get him, let's get him, let's get him.
He won't be!
You know, I'm here with you.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I am so fucking dead!
I am so beyond dead and ridiculous!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Hey, that's okay.
They're all fucking top.
That's for you.
Alright, let's go.
We want to take every camp here and then if you don't take every camp there it's okay because we're gonna camp for a kill as well.
Reach him.
Like you're gonna sit in the dome for a kill.
Like here.
Reach him.
And we're gonna wait for Yi because you know on his mini map here you take this.
You know on his mini map like he's gonna run for this camp, right?
So we can just hide.
I'm gonna be ganked, I'm gonna be ganked.
And yeah, here he is because he wanted to farm it.
You can have him.
Oh
Okay, now if you want to be like a crazy
And
Oh my god, oh my god, there's a Thresh here, I think how'd you can cross to his top side
if you could have done it.
Oh my god that was crazy.
Oh my god that was crazy.
Whoa!
Whoa!
That was nice.
That was on his drop, right?
I already used on his drop here.
Holy shit, he wants you.
I'm getting...
Oh my god, that was a hit carry.
I had no idea.
Whoopsies.
Oh, yeah.
Whoopsies!
Alright.
You synced up your death with...
with Drake.
Huh!
That was my plan all along.
Luckily with me...
Someone who is better than a female
You're gonna have to not have to worry about me guys. Yeah, I'm not weird
Okay, let's see it
Yeah, I honestly, that is kinda hard to play in a way, actually, no I think about it because
you have to use Striper again.
Switch, boot, wrong bootstrap, no fucking way!
The bad guy's beating me up, I ass, because I don't have the latest Jays on!
It's something else!
Let me take a peek at the store.
My new bootstrap.
me out of my ass because I don't have the latest jays on it's something else
let me take a pee with the store
by this day we got infernal soul and the magic lock all right i say we
fucking get you know involved in the games now let's see here how are we gonna do that
and i like playing with my friends
I thought we just group we just do that's how we do it yeah okay now we're gonna put it all into
halting in 40 so in 40 seconds here's the here's the play right you're gonna hold I'm gonna pull
somebody into the enemy team right and you can even clap them together that's kind of the set combo
what you do is like front right you open and you climb your body into his teammates and then
you then you immediately so you just
match your E out of your ult and you
clap all their bodies together
Oh, what's going on?
What is that, the game?
What is life of sculling?
See for yourself, people.
Oh!
Oh, fuckin' y'all!
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Quadra kill, though.
Oh, please.
That's what you get.
They got it, kill!
It was the winner!
Guys, that was a pleasure, but I gotta go, I gotta go spend time with my fiance.
Oh
Lexing week. Oh, I didn't mean to flex like that. Oh GGs guys GGs
If you just play any other night hit me up I'm always down, but yeah, I'm gonna take a take a bit of a break
Okay, that was a good sass. That was good practice practice or for back. It was a great set. It was a great sass
You guys are naturals
Thank you. Peace. Have a good one. Have a good one
I was gonna do a half-and-half stream anyways and go play some awkward
Rages you want to join me yeah let's do it let's do it you find you play
awkward or no um I don't but I'll be with you guys in the
spirit thank you thank you I look at what would be in the steam away room
All right, Bon nice meeting you nice playing guys. Nice meeting you
Yes, let's do it. All right later
All right, it's time for part two
Of the stream
part two part two. Hey, how are you doing, sir? Hello, how are you doing? Yeah, those games
suck. You got to get out of that. We got to get you an account. Dude, I think I was doing
really, really good. I'm pretty sure like, like, like gold master ego legendary by now,
equivalent I've said well for Rizzo for Rizzo she's always I was popping off I
mean I'll boom boom boom boom nobody said a chance to save that one thousand
tornadoes I'll tell you that tornado man I don't know what to do by that guy that
guy can use tornadoes and it and there's nothing to stop you can't stop
him you can't stop is it like an anti-tornado serum in the store
No, oh my god, that would have been perfect for that situation that would literally been perfect
Well, other than the tornado guy, I was still I was going crazy. I was actually going insane
Guys guys, yeah, you were I want to get I don't hold anything back don't hold anything back I
Want the full truth the full honest truth
for that
How good was I doing one to ten?
Watch out to answer you on me everybody everybody
Peanut watching you play league is the equivalent
Let me think go ahead go hurt yourself
It's like if I took a fish and put him in a volcano and I said here you go fishy
I'm pretty sure either in the volcano or right under the volcano. There's this oh they live around it. Yes, but not inside of it
It's fucking lava, peanut.
I think there's a fish swimming in lava.
No, no, no, in lava.
Yes, certain fish species, including sharks and rays,
live in and around active underwater volcanoes.
Active?
Famously dubbed shark canes.
But there's no way there's a shark swimming around in lava.
Well, anyway, you suck.
That's where I was getting at.
Oh, thanks, Steve.
Thanks, thanks.
Yeah, I was watching House recently.
Have you ever seen that show?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
So, like, what they do is they use, like, context clues.
And I've been, like, with the amount of words
that you use for a sentence before you have to take the next breath
and how often you play video games and the grunts you make
when you get up from your chair and the amount of time you eat per day
and the quantity that you eat per day,
I would actually say that you might be a fat bitch.
That's my diagnosis.
What do you mean by that?
You know, that.
You concurred doctor, doctor fat bitch.
Don't you say doctor like that bitch doctor.
Fuck you. That's what I think.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Let's go play some more craters.
Let's go play some more craters.
Did that show actually, I honestly, I'm not going to lie to you.
When I ask questions that are leading to a joke,
I never listen to the answer. So I should listen.
Have you watched that show?
Yeah, dude, that's so is so old.
I mean, the amount of I got pagers.
Yeah, I know.
Like, isn't it crazy how different everything used to be?
And that guy's just making racist jokes up left and right.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I used to have you.
I did. I mean, it's a good show.
I don't even run.
I'm like, I'm sitting there.
He'll just say something like it's completely ordinary.
I'm like, holy crap.
What's you look around like anyone else here.
I'm gonna get banned on twins or something.
It's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy.
It's insane.
Let me see, let me change my game.
Freakbomb Friday, arc raiders, hashtag.
Freakbomb, whatever happened to fuck a fan Friday.
It's both, it's both.
Freakbomb Friday is a cover name I have for fuck a fan Friday.
I'm gonna be picking by the
way. Don't worry. I will be
picking. Hashtag dip your
finger in Salula and give me a
colonoscopy. Agreed. Hashtag
better myself. Hashtag
bungalow. Hashtag. We're
bungalating. Hey, buggy. Wait.
Habibi. What about Habibi? Do
I love to play with a baby. I love a baby.
He's playing on. You like to be beat-hunted, huh?
Of course I like to be beat-hunted. How can you not like a baby?
Yeah, a baby is cool. A baby is cool.
Is that his actual name? Or was that his role-play name?
Role-play, I believe.
Might a lot of do hashtag dip your finger in chelou and give me a colonoscopy or am I gonna get banned?
Yeah, dude, what? You can shock your dog on camera and be completely fine.
You know what's crazy is he technically could have been jerking off under that
table and no one would ever know. True. Real and true. Real and true. Real and true.
Realist and the truest. Realist and the truest.
Allegedly of course. Allegedly of course. Allegedly of course. Allegedly. Allegedly jerking off under the table.
Okay, but I am good to go. I'm good to go. I am so surprised if my bug that is wanted
to see League of Legends. That is not a game I thought that they would want to see.
What did they say?
My bugulators. I voted twice. 68% of bugulators wanted to watch League of Legends. Isn't
that same?
Well, I think they wanted to watch you play actual League of Legends. Sad that we
had to do the tutorial bullshit. Oh yeah oh is that oh it's very different. Oh oh
might be might be oh sorry everybody. But it's a lot of fun uh like the when we
get there when we get you out of account and whenever we inevitably play again I
think you'll I think you'll like it. It was fun man either way good time. Yeah
Yeah, that was a good time, I like it.
Okay, all right, all right, let's do it!
Where's Habibi at? Can we get Habibi?
Honestly, I see we run one while my troops
let Habibi know we wanna play,
and then by the time we're done,
Habibi will definitely know.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Agreed, agreed, let's do it, invite me.
Habibi already knows.
Let's get our kit together, let's get our kit together.
How do we get him in here?
He, he, wait, wait, I can't.
Is that in the Discord?
Okay, wait, let me see him in the mic.
Let me see him in the mic.
the server copy he fuck I just remember his actual name is not Habibi on the
discord I don't think this is actual name on Habibi and oh wait I remember it's
it's um it's something it's something it's like a long name it's like a gtyb
something something something something something come on fuck what what you
what is what just this quote oh quicksand quicksand that's what it was
yeah quicksand quicksand like GM oh yeah okay I don't know why I said gtyb
Join this immediately, Habibi.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
What if Habibi's character was literally 100% character and
he came in and he's marked with like a-
Hello, everybody.
Hello.
Are you guys ready to have a great time playing Arc Raiders?
Hello Raider. Hello Raider. Good to see you in his bronza again.
Good to see you there. How are you doing? Howdy. How do you do you? How do you do you Raider?
I appreciate how I was like 50% character for him.
is 100% character.
You see he's all character or what are we saying?
Hibibi was based off his real life dad.
That's true.
Wait, what's true?
Really Hibibi and Ross was based off his real life dad.
Oh, really? That's cool.
Tell him I'm giving him the role of Streamer and then he's going to see a new
Can't like enjoyed
Hey, I don't see them in my in my discord
It's just quicksand GM right wait, what is it quicksand GM? Yeah, right? I mean I see him
Looky do the list
Yeah, I remember is quicksand when I type in quicksand nothing comes up. Is it really just quicksand?
I don't know why it's not working
Uh...
Oh, there he is. Got him.
A BB!
Well, hi to them, Mr. Nut.
How are you, uh...
Oh, my God, we were right, Hudge. We were right.
Hey, partner!
Hi there, Hudge.
Hey, partner!
It's real nice to finally talk to you guys about real fucking games.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
Finally talk to you guys my real fucking voice. I gotta tell you it was tyron speaking with that guy that Arab guy's voice, you know
What's up you guys not I'll just shit post in a little bit. It's a pleasure
By the way, no pleasure is all mine
No, no, you don't have to be so nice anymore. All right. I'm not a beat in thousand blessings
I'm waking my neighbors up in it.
Two trillion!
Fuck it, drop me!
Five hundred trillion quintillion blessings!
A black hole of blessings!
You got neighbors, Peter?
Yeah, but fuck them, they're all old.
Yeah, okay. Mine are all retired.
I've said it before, I said it again.
They come over here with their walkers.
I'm not kicking him and throwing it off the line.
I'll have to click that necklace just to get off.
Just grab my Benelli and say get off my yard, bitch.
How do I get in? How do I get in with you guys?
So how do you guys not have to add you on Steam?
Yeah, wait, wait, wait. Text me your friend code on Steam.
Text me? Okay.
I'm just going to copy.
I'm going to copy paste my exact last message.
wait hold on what is it oh I found it oh I found it I found it I found it I
found it I found it you should see your front coat out loud that's a really good
idea thinking well shit they can just type in
exclamation steam should I get rid of all that or I see I have one of those
as well I see I just remembered I don't fuck it well yeah well she's my
my trade like this is my trade like
I got you I got you confirm
By the way, I did expedition yeah, and I did an expedition and I stopped playing so your boy's kind of poor
I need I need goop
Don't you worry we know we know goop
We know how to get it. Don't you worry boss?
I'm honestly here for like, you know, it's great being able to play with y'all, but what I'm really after is a fucking Bobcat 4
She's oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Maybe go out there's like else
You know, maybe you need another guy, but you like is I do have bad news B
I am not on my performance enhancing
Education that's okay. I will carry I will carry a team also. I heard since ninja quit the guy that
Force Minja to quit by stream sniping and hacking on him is he's stream sniped us one time two days ago
I'm kind of scared
He gave off their boss
So I get to see what it's like to play with cheater lobbies now. Yes. Yes. You have no idea. Yeah
Cannot wait. I have not played organic game in
Two years and nobody believes me either. They're like, oh, you know you don't get the same site
I play games offline and I'm legitimately just playing a different game. I'm playing
another game entirely
You know you excited about see if these coming out with custom lobbies
Well, I mean we tried playing that and we just kept getting D-dice. So if they don't
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, we had we actually had a lobby that was completely locked off
They still were able to do us DDoS. We even had 10 developers of the game
Watching the stream with a lobby that was completely locked off and they were still able to DDoS
Holy shit. I can't we're not talking. We're not talking about DDoS and us and
Five ten. We're talking 30 seconds from us getting in that game
I'm being told to hide the code at the bottom of my screen. Yeah, so I used to that that I gave up forever
Yeah, don't worry about any of that. It doesn't matter. They're gonna find this. I'm gonna find this.
The thing is, a lot of my bungalows are very nice. Oh, they're great. Your bungalows are awesome
They're so cool. Thank you. Thank you. No, no, honestly, they're beautiful people. They've changed my life
I gotta say if you you've changed my life and I can't wait for
Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of fun them
Sent the message to hutch
saying
Four days ago if he had the fucking day Z server up that I would leave rust
In a heartbeat I'm not gonna lie
I've said it best the other day
I thought I think Russ was an extremely fun time
But I think we should have only gone one to two wipes and then
Sheltered and then like a couple months down the line. We go. Hey guys. You guys want to go run that back again?
It's everybody. Yeah, I think we
Wanted to run the server. Yeah, dude if you need to like you should have seen what happened yesterday
I don't know if you watch any of the clips you shit look like I I don't know the Maduro raid in Russ
I put on some crazy rust experiences that you can call them man, this shit's insane.
Well good thing, good thing you actually have some stuff planned specifically for you and the server.
Listen, I feel like you guys think I'm just this single RP guy who just knows how to RP does not shoot.
He's only like a story guy and to be fair I can't shoot in roast.
But boy oh boy. I mean listen I all I need is a fucking Pharaoh. I don't really
Wait, I let's get but did you add MP? You know, I did I did I see him in my friends list
But I actually I can't invite him through steam for some reason and then when I go
To my friends in game. I don't see him
What's your what's your ad can you put in the streamer waiting room? Oh, I see
By the way
My name is Yella Habibi for the longest time.
Okay?
Okay.
These games.
Every time I have a name.
Then you had that one clip where you started yelling Yella Habibi, Habibi, Habibi.
Yeah.
And then every single fucking game after that people would come up to me and they would
tell me, oh, you got that username because of peanut?
Bitch!
I haven't used it in for months, years!
You tell him!
You let him know!
You let him know!
For years!
It's funny, he's essentially not the first person that's happened to, uh, Officer Phatass, like my best friend, he used to be called Miami Night.
I call him Officer Phatass one time, because we were roleplaying as deputies in Tarkov, they just wouldn't stop calling it, he just eventually just changed his name to it.
You did that, you did that!
It's okay you guys, Peanut said it's fine if I don't hide the fucking number.
Let's ride!
I
And why everybody's fighting you know I'm saying but I RP'd for like seven years. I yeah, I heard you
I can see it a bunch of GTA
I'll start it man
Ripping that bitch for a long time. Oh, yeah
Oh
Listen listen listen listen obviously to say something everybody's gonna call me a stupid person I
Think that this whole thing where they don't come out with a game on PC ASAP and they don't have multiplayer day one
I don't think that's gonna happen. I don't think so. I think I think it'd be done
And they saw how well it did on GTA 5 and it's gonna come up the whole package first day
Are you sure I mean I don't think that's a stupid take I feel like they're so greedy that they're probably by the way
I have a rather one, so I'm sorry to just to start off with
You'll be all right, bro. I think they're gonna spend they're gonna wait until people spend all their money
Buying the other ones on PlayStation and shit and then wow look at you guys. So look at you guys
I'll get up there soon
Oh my god, there's a bunch of madmen
Oh my god!
Goin' in!
Get speed!
Let's go watch.
Watch.
Take a picture, take a picture.
Click it!
Oh my god!
He can't be shot, he can't be shot!
He's an animal! He can't be stopped!
Maybe that was excellent work as well for you.
I like the way you died.
They're all dead, all dead, all dead.
Oh my god, there's seven more.
It was good enough.
Yeah, you gave us the time we needed.
I was on the roof and I couldn't get down to you guys.
You killed it, dude. You killed it.
Oh, I got a bomb cat!
I was looking for the wrong back up what the fuck there's shredder on the roof
how does this have 70 on it?
Did they lower the durability bird when people die even with shields?
I thought it was a guy.
Was he lower the durability bird when he died stuff?
They all fantastic.
You guys see how metal the V2 fins are?
The PNP's have been used.
You actually guys, you know, a little fun fact.
You know, the, you know, Schiemer charts on Twitter.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I haven't asked them because I don't really care that much,
but I'm pretty sure they took me out of top vTubers because all the other
vTubers are fucking pissed.
In the car.
Really?
Yeah.
I used to be, I used to be at the top of the vTuber charts and I like take
like the last two and I'm just like not included in them anymore.
Cause I remember seeing all the comments on the previous ones.
They'd be like, they would, they would all come in and they were so
upset.
They were pissed.
You want to reset so we can get back in here?
Yeah, we'll reset. You know what I was thinking about doing?
I was thinking about doubling down and texting this tree moments guy that I'm a chick.
They also do a top female seeker thing.
What's he going to say?
You know, you get to have one of your suits to just be like a Kawaii version.
And project or maybe or maybe a little over
Oh, yeah
Listen a couple titties never did nobody any wrong, you know what I'm saying
Yeah, yeah, especially maybe one day you dress up as
With your little shorty at the bar's name Shirley you a lot of big JP Morgan jokes are ready. No, that's round up
that's round that's round and get an audio test you know what you have for
breakfast I had um nothing what do you have for dinner buddy I had meat and
and a half of brownie griddle
of art. Thank you. Are you
Christ? You have 30 minute
for which one? I don't want to
make these jokes man. I listen.
Hutch is just big boned. Alright.
Amen. Amen. I could I couldn't
agree more. Also, don't bring
a gun. I'm gonna bring you in
just a little mini kit.
Yeah, we're getting at least a good gun.
The people are big dogs.
Make sure you have a renegade.
I have a renegade.
Fuck both.
Yeah?
Okay.
Yeah, a renegade for long range.
Listen, everyone we're going to be running into is like everyone's geared to the teeth.
So selfishly, I want to give you a good gun so that we can murder all these guys and come up on massive amounts of goop
Yeah, massive goop. Massive goop, come up.
Yeah, I've already sold all my cheater ducks, and I've only got 400,000 left so I lose this guy.
If I had a little bit of a notice that would've been so cool you guys.
Hey!
Don't worry, don't worry.
Welcome to my life. I go live at 10 a.m. And I get a text you want to play our graders tonight. I said, oh, okay
18 hour day here we go. That's right. I was just doing excavator with gimmick just now and gimmick is awesome
I did it was thanks
Yeah, I was told yeah, I just look great is I'd be to peel you off your game
game. No, I mean, I'm not going to fucking not play. I'm not. You guys think I'm not
going to go faster? Are you kidding? Go faster. I said, Hey, man, give me. You'll understand
later, dude. I'll get I'll catch you in a few. Yeah, he gave him the old sliders line.
Huh? He said, I fucking hate you. All right. Mr. gimmick. I love Mr. gimmick.
And Mr. Juiceman, you as juice been playing on that server as much as gimmick. I feel
I see giving ten times more. Yeah, yeah, juicemen during the day. You're sleeping or you're not around when he's playing
God shit that makes sense
He's keeping it. He's keeping it alive during the day, man. He's it. He's been terrorizing rogue. He's good enough to know good
He's loud disappeared officer. No quacks. Okay, you my boy. Thank you my boy. Oh
He's keeping me entertained in the tractor this evening since great
Oh, how cool would to get T pain to get T pain?
No fudge was doing it. Yeah, like I saw his name. I don't know Jen. I think Jennifer
Well on the cracking news network tower. It said T pain might be performing
Why texture?
I think that's why what you made by that. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Oh, I'm sorry, mr. Peanut
life like you play for the run you six seven eight hours you die that's it you
know I mean you're good no funny man we've been contemplating I actually want
to pick these brain about this P any idea what day are you even thinking about
it yet um I kind of have like a ton of big pinch of my own it's kind of hard to
be a doubt a day I mean you already know you have the next four weeks kind
back up with AT&T stop yeah you're gonna play league oh my god well we got
2x KO, CS2 and Call of Duty Blackcocks 7.
Oh my god.
He can pay me enough to play League.
Fire is close.
Oh, we're coming, we're coming.
All of you wait, wait, wait!
One knocked.
Do you think much?
Opposite building, right over here.
Over yonder, over yonder!
Inside the room?
Yeah!
What was that?
I'm going under!
Say it!
Good fit!
Woo!
Charge!
What happened?
Shit, no!
10 fast, quick, wait a minute!
Oh, don't shoot me, I got you, watch!
Oh, thank you, take care of ya!
No problem, no problem!
You bit it?
I got it trying to protect you, nut.
You're a good man!
You gotta know that.
You're a good man!
You see me right?
He's left from that doorway.
I only killed one, where are the other two guys?
I've been a duo potentially.
You've not been caught up by the D.T.S.
Could have been a duo.
I'm a bit her baby
Are you out of breath just talking I was up all night cockety dad's cock and balls my
I'll give you a heads up next time at the discord.
Stupid.
Taking a good look from the top.
Fuck you.
I hear a batch from southwest over here.
What's that over there, boys?
Yo, let's go kill him!
Mm-hmm.
But...
God, I wish I knew just half a little bit better.
How many rounds have you guys gone here?
So far.
We just got on we were playing League of Legends
Gross thanks
We had to practice for the big tournament
It was our team
Oh, I saw you lost Genji. Yeah, we did Genji. Oh my goodness that
For tragedy it were Genji sacrificed herself
I was gonna pick Genji third round and she thought that that there was a better choice to choose game shot
Because it's not gonna sweep him up for pocket duty, but then Genji ended up getting picked by mr.
Tyler before to grab it. No, it's insane too. If you don't pick
me shot, then they would have had scum and a shot on their
team for God. Yeah, she really did make an insane sacrifice
for the whole time to save their ass. Not gonna lie. Not gonna
Yeah, no no
You're in it
What are we up to
Tell you what I'm up to
I'm coming. Don't you worry?
I
Don't you worry, please can take care of you. You know, I said you'd like I said you'd like for me
Yeah, I don't think so. I appreciate your last round. You just look like
I said you like I promise I don't know if getting ganked by Squidward is saving my life
I'll take a lot
Check the ball later
You're probably too busy dude. You got you got league, you know you got league
Cod oh my god league and cod
BKX TX Kale and what's that?
CS Kale. It's League of Legends new game with League of Legends characters, but it's a fighting game
You guys are playing League of Legends two time? Wait are you serious? Is it actually League of Legends my first version?
And no, no, no. It's like well. Yeah. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Oh my goodness
We uh
I think we reset and go like blue gate not many people are playing this map. Oh, wait wait wait
Do you believe us be a dead like I did like this, but I just keep going bad. I
Can't hear you. I got a
Crab losing this fucking mind over here
Yeah, I got him behind as soon as you
Guys up top
Bunch!
Broke him!
Put that below his metal!
Take it!
Careful that's here above you.
East, north-east.
Alright.
Broke on, broke on, broke on!
Up here.
You hunched me absolutely diabolically fucked by Mr. Krabs!
I'm gonna sweep left!
I got this!
You got shields left?
You got shields?
Yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you!
Reboot, Reboot.
Just throw one up, don't go.
Take five, take five.
There you go, there you go.
Take it!
Not going in!
Duh!
That was just still screwing me, man.
Am I last fin?
Hold one.
Is this at you?
Okay.
I'm gonna be jumpin'.
I'm gonna see what-
Oh my god
Up top right there
Another all right, he's still up there. He's still up there. I'm dead air
I'm not go another
He's dipping to the other side. No, it's your crap. He's up and down. I'm talking my asshole. I'm jumping down
killed to
Other dudes either
All three dead all three dead. No, there's another there's another one. I don't know that was two teeth
Mr. Grouch could kind of be fucked off immediately that would be fantastic
How'd you see anyone else? Uh, no these guys these guys are good
jump in jump in
You tell me
Yeah, we did on me for me and safety
My red great
I'm peeping out, I'm peeping out.
I got you alive as in.
One down, one down.
God, yeah.
I missed, I missed, I missed.
Get him, watch, get him, watch.
Oh, dad.
oh wait her baby is fucking dead what did that happen?
what the hell wait her baby you're dead?
no no I'm just taking a little nap I'll be right back
oh word word word
hey you relaxed big man you've been working hard
you've been working hard boss
what the hell did her baby die?
where the fuck did he die?
listen I took out like maybe six people
and then I died
Sheesh.
Um, while you guys were doing whatever you guys were doing.
I'm double-sacred.
I'm double-sacred.
Oh, fuck my ass!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
He's heavy, he's heavy!
He took me, he took me, he took me!
I'm, I'm bugged.
New bug in the game.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm back.
I'm back!
Walk back, walk back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Me with the dingle, me with the dingle.
He's right there, he's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing!
Nope, all I get.
Stay back, demon!
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
He's right there, he's right there, he's right there!
He's right there, he's right there!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
NOOOOOOO!
fuck you, fuck you
what are you doing here mr. Silly
mr. Silly, mr. Silly
I have a problem
I can release and help get now
of course, of course
you want to go back to Sparanza, huh?
Huh
Oh, I can get you back this baron job
Funny enough, I've got a one-way ticket to spend right here
I'm a new void next round.
I'll be your beauty for the round.
See what happens.
I think I was cool. Sorry sir. I need your shit. I'm poor
Just a few minutes ago now, yeah, when I give you the fight
I'm so fucking rusty dude
Chats cooking you right now
And now you're getting good.
I'm just surprised we're winning whatsoever.
This is incredible.
I mean, I'm not that good.
We J.
I think Southwest.
They were Northeast to your right hutch.
To your right.
Were there players like other players that aren't dead?
No, no, no, no, no, if you keep going
We wind up this time. Yeah, just come shoot this grab one way so we can get this thing out of here, man
That's why it's wise
I'm coming I'm coming
Hey, I got what that brother
I'm coming I'm coming skin loose up. We're gonna come up
Wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute, tell me right.
Hotch is a single-man army up there.
What do you see?
Oh, the body of a greater fortune.
What's he picking up, you guys?
What's he picking up?
$250,000 space dollars, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, coming, coming, coming.
Yeah, I traded all my ammo for Goob.
That's good.
I'm glad you came over.
Don't worry, boys.
Don't worry.
I'll revenge you. I'll revenge you.
Oh my God, what the fuck are you dropping?
I'm still too bad. I'm still too bad.
Don't worry, boss. I'll revenge you.
You can actually win this. They're all force.
Like, very force.
Oh, shit!
Oh
Oh
Yep, I'm gonna
Go ahead and blame me for the day I'll take it
I am also down to blame a BV.
That word to be hushed up with you.
Yeah.
Good.
Go ahead.
Feel free to blame a BV today, but only today.
I'm gonna fucking.
Excellebrate this place all night.
I'm gonna get my crew back.
No more blaming a BV.
I am being so worried.
No worries.
I just lost everything I care about everything. I love that's fine. That's fine
Instead of helping me fight the team was a looting mid fight and
B.P. I don't know what he was doing over there. I mean I kid
13 people while you guys were I don't know what the fuck you guys are doing on your ground just playing around joking around
That's our private time.
There's not concern you.
Don't worry boys, that was just a warm up.
That was a mere warm up.
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Yeah, that's for real.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, I'm looking in, I was just testing you guys before like, I was just testing.
I don't want to like go in, go in so hard and kind of like one up you guys on our
first game together.
fucking use a test how about you tell us when you die instead of us figuring it
out from the newspaper open to early I was sorry guys I was an RP when I died
I like died my mic died
my mic's been getting sprayed for four years okay I barely tap it and just die
for a minute so it happens I'm gonna get a new mic I promise but until then
it'll happen good fucking spraying it day in day out I'm not gonna lie to you
baby I'm pretty sure you're saving me a bunch let me have it like five seconds
ago yeah
yeah I would love to know what you would have said
yeah yeah for sure I got you yeah next time I kill 12 fucking players
After you asked me to help you every time and I show up I asked you to help me one time
And you know what you did? You ignored me
Fucking coming out of his goop to be got head
Let's kill the crab that's blocking four bodies, and then we goop together
You don't go in steel
going
Anything
Okay, I didn't know it was gonna be that bad. I thought it was gonna be a little I don't know man. I it's
Frustration
We haven't clapped booty cheeks together in a long time. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, I was watching peanuts point of view
When he was coming to help you and he must have dropped like nine guns
Oh, I saw I saw what I opened up
I saw all 47 guns
He had to drop on the ground before he walked
You know what my my second favorite part was is whatever there was three alive and Pita's choice of action was to just
slide into all three of them
How it didn't work. I honestly when you said they were poor
I thought they might be like new players. So I thought like a shock and awe tactic might work. We'd be like kind of get stunned
Mm-hmm. I mean
Honestly, that's not crazy. I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try it tomorrow. Are we doing ribbon tides again?
I don't do any of I okay I think we switch it if we want like actual
okay believe it or not how many people are playing how many people are playing
ribbon ties um I'll bring in some defibrillator yes
holy shit dude I just fucking killed you wow you didn't say anything but you
anything yeah wait what's his name oh let me take a day let me get let me get
this guy for you let me get this guy for you cyber espresso oh my god that was a
guy holy shit I remember actually I would curse you cyber for the rest of your life
every time you walk on the fucking road I would curse you I could not believe
Now that you've left that rain sir I left enough fortune to retire five
families behind the box 40 meters to the west I hope you didn't find it
fuck yourself. Now let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed
What's the performance enhancement? Are they available in Canada too?
I think they're available anywhere you can dark alley and a sketchy gentleman. Oh shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we got those here. Oh perfect
I'm moving up to the beat. I'll be back
I
Have you did I have you did
Probably a fresh six
What kind of beer you drink not peanut voodoo?
razor
never heard of that that sounds like a dollar beer no not a dollar beer not a
dollar baby close it's not I why don't we don't be needs but it's 299 299 a beer
yeah it's 9 to 11 percent
I haven't had a good beer in a while.
It's like a Rickards red, nice little red beer.
Sounds like one, I'd raise this to my drink.
A fracis?
A fracis?
I love them red, you know.
I'm telling you, voodoo rages will change your life, Amiibi.
150%.
You pop two.
Pop two voodoo ranges back to back with a 30 minutes fan
You'll be punching you'll be punching you'll be yelling you'll get into you'll you'll be committing crimes
I mean hell peanut does that sober imagine what he does when he's drunk exactly exactly
I'm taking me right once
I
There she is there she is
Be a good be a bird too. That's why I drink the foodie rangers. I see a two and you're a
How about you take that beer and you shove it up your ass? No, I know about that Wellers
Wellers is that burn?
Yes
We don't have those but you know about what you know about that buffalo
She's really him he got it. I'm usually just like
Cheevis 18 kind of guy
If I was you know about that way sling a pig
Whistling pig they're very nice names
Well, what you want they sound really good
Oh, not good. I just got absolutely sauce from somewhere. I think it's not top of the roof. Maybe I
I'm gonna come up where you say be I got a what move right here on pink. Oh god
Yeah, yeah, the zip line is already up there. I see him. Yeah, he's right there
Oh, it's all the way up there
You cover me, I'm gonna come I'm gonna come up to you
Yeah, you should we go does have an off-screen face there fucking scam enough
Yeah, he's tapping for sure.
He had some disturbance on the inside.
You ever want to go up there and challenge him?
Yeah!
Fuck him, how come he gets all the goop? Why can't we get some goop?
Exactly!
Yeah, I'm with you. I'm going in. Oh fuck
Oh, he's in window. Oh, man, not good. I'm dead. Oh
Man, it's really really bad. Oh my god. I'm trying live
Yeah, I'm gonna get around that deep side soon
He's coming through the door right now, it's fair doesn't matter
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
You better not have to do this. We can negotiate.
I have even more things at home.
Come on. Let's go.
Shay!
Good Shay!
We love you, Pina.
Really?
Thanks, boss. Yeah, thank you, my boy. Yeah, have a good one, have a good one. See you later now.
Alright, this is going pretty good.
Is that what they call motion?
Is that what motion is?
A quick speak, a quick speak.
Hello gentlemen just passing by just passing by don't mind me guys don't mind me guys
I'm just passing by I'm not doing nothing. I'm solo. I'm solo just passing by
I'm just passing by
That's by the guys you want her over there guys. I'm solo. I'm so I have a good one guys. Have a good one guys
What you just doing some you just doing some off-stream
Offstream looting. Yeah, yeah, it's doing some off-stream looting. Yeah, I got I really got much
I got some medium and some night ammo. Give me some of that if you want it's got 14 right there. Yeah, pretty good. Oh
Hold up. Hold up now. Hold up there. Whoa, hold up now. Hold up now. Oh, it's all calm down
Hold up. You want some more? I got a hundred. I got a hundred night ammo for that now. I don't know them
Oh, just you big man. Mm-hmm
Yeah, you
You're good. You're good. Thank you boss. Thank you boss. Have a good one boys. Have a good one God speed God speed
All right, I'll write all right. I'm just fucking gone away from all that
This is just a bit at the top
I
Then we'll catch them next next round tiger we'll catch it next
All these guys are not coming here to kill me
Are you coming on it gentlemen?
No, I'm just wondering how you are not in here. Oh my god
I'm all good boss. I'm all good boss
I'm feeling up and Adam. Oh, not really anymore
Yeah, you achieve
Godspeed gentlemen, I wish you
10,000 blessings
All of you Reigns!
Oh, what, what?
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir, thank you very much, good sir!
I'm blessed to the next 100 Reigns, the best of group, blessed of luck!
Godspeed!
Right on, right on, right on, right!
Well, I got you guys, you got it!
I couldn't hear the conversation between you guys. I don't know if my my shit if it's a bug that happens from time to time or
Yeah, it's just a bug. Yeah
I got a riddige for in a volcano for you guys what that?
I'll uh, I'll take what I can get
Which one do you want?
You can keep both. I'm gonna bring you both these mr.
to be used to him wisely in the next time, let's only let sure
hush die. Agreed. You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and lock it in. And then hopefully
nobody dies. Yeah, I'm not going to lie to you gentlemen. I missed a zip line and fell
off last night even said my health and then had a bigger name. I'm not my ass.
That's how I died. That's how my rod went. I don't think I shot one bullet.
What kind of ammo do I need?
A medium ammo and second ammo.
It was shot. It's not broke. I'm going broke.
It was shot and something. We can start bringing the white flag if we were out of money.
We're sad.
What's the white flag?
You know about the white flag? It's just got out of the game two days ago.
I don't know what the fuck's a white flag.
Sheesh.
Bro, just wait.
They've been cooking this shit up for months.
It's gonna be one of the coolest things you've ever seen.
Do you think that they haven't done anything in the last two months?
Four buds.
You're about to have your mind go peanut, bring him the flag.
I'm bringing the flag.
I'm bringing the flag.
They have been cooking for four months.
I feel like we're being sarcastic.
No, no, no, I'm bringing one for each of us I that's how ecstatic I am. I'm bringing one for each of us
This is the culmination of him Mark cooking for four months
Brother our creators has made over half a billion dollars and trust me well
You're about to see you're gonna know that that money
Excited they made I'm going right back into the game also my game I needed in my back
Of course, I'm up now. You better be bought my flag. Did you better be bumped you better be bought shit?
I could feel my French roots are just tingly
Yeah
Get ready to be amazed
I'm telling me when we show you this white flag
You're gonna want to purchase a second copy of the game just to give them more money to re-advance
Get ready I don't want to say you know like at the end of the day I
Feel like I have so many hours in this game for how much I paid for it and I have 2300 coins
I feel like they're giving them away for free
So maybe I should buy a second one. Yeah, baby
Only if I like this whole white flag thing. Yeah, I like the white flag thing
I'm talking use it wisely and it will be better than any weapon you ever had
That's why I can't wait I might just start speaking French for the rest of the stream honestly
Great to hear you hear guys who create nothing bench were
I mean, Tom, tell us his fucking name. What's his fucking name?
Pull up
Chad
new pond
Mr. Chad new pond as a pop
Chad every time he wakes up before the eye before the sunshine touches his eyes
He will be cursed before he opens his fucking mouth to breathe in the morning. Good
Maybe I want to share with them how
stressful it is to play video games eight hours a go ahead tell them go ahead and tell them
I'm fucking sick of it. Okay. I'm about to retire tonight. I'm retiring. This is my last stream ever
Oh my goodness because this because of literally that one chatter. Oh my goodness. It's oh my goodness plan B
Only fans that is time to say that was your life now
Right
I'm ready to go. You guys ready for a great raid?
I'm pumped. What is this? You giving me guns? Where's the way?
Oh, of course. Of course. Where's the way? Four months. Four months.
Get ready. Get ready right here. Right now. Get ready.
Bam. I'm ready. Watch this. Right now.
What if you hunch? Right now.
What if you hunch? Go ahead. Thank you so much.
Go ahead. You hold down right click like so.
You thought they didn't have a cure for the cheating problem in this game?
Look at us now.
So this is the new anti-cheat.
New age technology.
Some of the best anti-cheats can have hit the market.
You guys stand back.
I'll take care of this.
I'm no French.
I speak French.
We're right behind you, boss.
Don't you worry.
All right.
You tell him.
Don't get too close, don't get too close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta stay behind bars.
Yes, hello, I'm just coming to, I just, I'm just coming.
He is well...
Freedom and prosperity for everybody involved in the fucking, in the raid.
If you do not mind that we're not trying to shooting any guns,
any guns as we were just trying to uh what what are we trying to do exactly I
don't know but just keep talking until we're close enough to kill him
it's fucking Quebec or a city it's uh it's from fucking Quebec the people in
Quebec say fuck around excuse me is Quebec any that's in Australia we
We see the fuck word all the time
Please if you can drop all your weapons and your ammo for my friends
Me and my friends. We just like to
Get a little bit of group and get the fuck out. That's okay
Is that okay?
Are we even talking anybody?
Working. I don't think it's working
It was here in store for that we will use it in the boat guy and the bongus
To the bunker
No, go go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no back right back in right back in
Oh
We went to a we diagonal we shoot the same
Oh, I round of him that I'm gonna sing side do nothing
Can we raise the wife like at it? I don't think it was like oh my god. What's up? There's no fucking way. There's no way
I'm gonna think about over here where it's safe
That's a better spot you'll be fine
No way they get you there. That's impossible. I
Don't know man. This old white flag thing was kind of sarcastic and now you're saying this and it feels kind of sarcastic
Sadly, this is the truth. This is
You are seeing half a billion dollars and four months of leg, right in my head, right here, chief.
Oh, that's not so.
But this game is doing great! This game is doing great!
It's doing really good.
I tried to get the green mark.
It's doing well. It's doing well on Twitch.
Playstation.
That's right!
Oh, no, it's it's fucking now we're stuck here until we kill this fucking thing. Why don't we just kill it?
Yours tough there
Oh, yeah, you're just gonna use me you guy use a new guy as baby letter of a baby use it to you guys
That's fucking bring it to you guys
Good luck with that
She made it now. I'm reading you on the flip. It is. Yeah, the fifth. Oh shit. I can't believe you guys
Oh, go get a bunch you keep you keep is open on our way. Oh, I'm on the way. Don't worry
I have a feeling we're all gonna die here right now
Thanks you guys, I'm doing a lot better than this.
Right, we get out.
Let me drop the two bombs into your chest, chest, chest.
Good work, team!
Now we are on the bombcast valley.
Oh, that was you know what the white flags didn't work guys. Yeah, I know this I really tried to
I saw yeah that you were working it. You were working at Queen
Incredible incredible display of the trepidation as well. I think you saved us. Oh, so we could use it in the bulk out
in the bongus
Mm-hmm
Bird Chad for baby
Second time I saved penis life and the first time I saved Hutch's life. So pretty accomplished
Congratulations pretty good about myself. You highly committed for this back at the station
two medals
It's a beat out of a ward
Well, the paper and what was on
What's on it?
Oh, no, they're already up here
getting ambushed every single game.
It won right out front door for sure.
That's why she might see him.
Get it to them, get it.
You told me to stop shooting.
You told me to white flag it.
I'm bored.
I have a white flag.
I'm gonna get it.
Please do not, do not shoot at me.
If you see a flag.
I cannot believe you would do this
to a man holding a white flag.
You tell me, you tell him.
Ooh, he is stinky.
Got one, got one.
Out front door, one.
Hey, it's mad, hooligans.
Both these guys are dead.
Good work, hodges.
You lose out the jump.
Two five-room grapes.
Score!
Let him know if he don't let him off easy
What do you see is overrated
All the skins on the store. This is the shit that you get
Do you want do you want the blessing before you die I would take it it's gonna be pretty hot when you're going deep
Do you want a little blessing?
I do not think he wants a blessing.
Mr. Nath, if you do not mind taking care of him.
Oh yeah, of course!
Let me bless you with 35 line ammo, sir, and Godspeed!
Oh, here's Mr. Habibi.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Negative 10,000 bussings.
Oh my God, I'm the enemy!
I'm the enemy!
I'm the enemy!
I'm the enemy!
I
Think his name is true, I need to speak another language
Yeah, we're not pleasing your friends up here. We're hitting it with a hammer. I know the sounds can be very confusing
Oh my god
I think I should finish up a massage and even though he's gonna die.
I
You're gonna be a hot spot. I'm your moron
You know how about the funny fat way
Whoa boat
There we go. Hey, where do you hear something Jimmy? I heard him upstairs, but I don't I mean you can hear him right now
Should we grab what you're stuff or no
Uh, we're gonna take a little peek out to do this.
Oh my God!
Broken? Broken?
Oh, I did, I did, I did!
It's both of us, it's both of us!
Oh, you are gonna die, Stevie.
Oh my goodness.
Sir!
I gave you peanut strut of rushing into them.
Good sir!
They're socket off.
It was a value to pay if I saw you.
You'd be highly committed for that back at the station.
Excellent rain, excellent rain!
Oh
The bald one got you
I'm doing a little better though. Oh white flag kind of worked just having it on me
Give me that extra power. Yeah, maybe feel a little bit more confident confident, you know
I'm hot she's about to explode by the way. I can tell
I know you don't play without very often teeth
Well, I just want to explode. I just want to explode
That guy finish on top instead of killing me and then right away
I
Hold up. Okay champ teach Pina how to pronounce
Mr.. In French
What's that mean? Why would anyone say that is it not just mr. No wait what oh?
Bonne sewer I have a new game
What is it?
That monster or monster or
I miss you miss you just a little miss you too heavy.
But that's what we're paying right now.
I'm on to it.
I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shall I get dry before the loan comes out?
Let's gear up and let's get back in there.
Never back down, never won!
Never back down, never be French?
Never give up!
That's right, huh, baby!
Never give up. Never give up.
Mm-hmm.
I can say that because I'm French, you guys.
All right, to those who aren't watching.
Gamble with your friends is an actual game.
You should just go to your place and I will pay that 100%.
Oh my God.
Wait, go to your toy.
There's a game called Gamble with your friends.
It's a real game.
I'm in. Oh my god. What is it? I don't know. It sounds intriguing. It sounds intriguing.
Hey, uh, if you guys ever have me on to play with you guys again, I think Lyra's Bar would
be a great fucking time.
Your Lyra's Bar is fantastic.
I'm looking at it right now.
Is actually a game called Game with your Friends or is he fucking with me?
Yeah, no, I'm looking at it right now.
I heard about that today too.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know why nobody else thought of that first
That game is gonna be bad Jim
Just the name something
So build the loadout or don't build another loadout. Oh, why I think we played it tonight. I would play
We tonight. I was gonna play all right for us tonight
I'm down. I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm getting my mode. I'm getting my mode. Oh right now. I'm always
going to play just in case you give you what? Just another another white flag for the culture.
You don't mind. Of course. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean one for each of us. They're expensive
They're very expensive makes you lose them
Yeah, well, I mean, you know they spent a lot of time making them I would totally understand
Mm-hmm. I didn't read about all that so I'm very impressed. Yeah
it's a game changer because
Then in PvE lobbies like you don't need one and in PvP lobbies it doesn't work
so it's kind of
It's a lot of cars, but that's only one of the four items
They added to the game over the four months one item per month with 40 guys working there
So that's that's one guy working
For six hours yourself. That's that's really cool actually that listen. I'm not a game developer. So I don't know
No, I mean like I'm not a game developer. So, you know adding one
Yeah, I could imagine how much work adding one single item would be it's nice
It's probably a lot harder than playing video games every day
Well, okay, well buddy that's harder than playing games every day. Secondly, no, I don't I actually don't think so
I don't think it is I I I never made a game
But like I tried to make a game a long long time ago
And I why didn't we get to do it and I don't think it is that hard to add an item
he thinks like
two hours like a flag like two hours now you've done it I believe that's like one
guy if you're one guy making the flag one guy program and what it's gonna do one
guy you know put it in you're talking like an hour listen it's 2026 you plug
that shit into chat you got it in less than 30 minutes
Holy shit, holy shit, it's about to be honest.
Now a gun, I can totally see that taking a while,
but a white flag, yeah, I don't think so.
Any armchair developers in chat that...
Yeah, any developers can tell us how long
it would take you to add a white flag to a game.
Flag is 30 minutes worth of work, start to finish.
What do you know about his cousin?
A very interesting story for another time, Mr. Hibibi.
You have to be sitting down for that one.
I know because I'm standing up right now playing the game.
Yes, yes, yes.
It is a tale of love and loss, good times and bad times.
One day, one day I will share with you the details.
One day.
One day I'm waiting
If you don't mind I'm gonna sit down though. I've been saying up for quite a while
Yes, permission to sit down. Of course. It'd be a course. Thank you. Thank you
Don't get in that ride
I'm choosing a choosing
All right, well, let me let me do a little swaps and use the other maps.
I kind of want to go here.
Let's take a little peek at this.
A little spaceport action.
He's joking.
We're going somewhere other than spaceport.
They want other than space for it.
Like, yeah, battleground or something, probably.
No, it's not my first time playing arc.
I'm just a little nervous.
OK, you guys, can you fucking say something, Peanut?
Yes, I know you want to have sex with me.
I know you want to have sex with me.
Everyone wants to have sex with me.
They get nervous.
Mr. Hodges, he also has an impressive bosom.
girthy cock veins as long as tree stumps absolutely so much inquisitive
Thank you so much. Yes. Yes
Yes, tree roots on ecstatic about all that much
Hmm. I really am you know whenever I oh
Go ahead Pete. Oh
Just think that the screen shaking was me talking
No, I just we're going through the cutscene
Ride up to the battlefield, Six-Six-Done, fuck you!
I
My life
Sounds healthy, buddy peanuts run in my life. Oh, hey peanut
Hello, good job. Oh good job second first or second marriage much first first. Oh shit. Thank you first
first. It's fake. Where are you? It's fake. Yeah, it's fake. Don't believe him. Maybe he's
we are very supportive of him. It's it's time to move past. He's faking. He's faking the
whole thing. If you had a wife, she doesn't like how would you celebrate her birthday?
Oh
Birthday better questions. How did you propose? Oh
Of course there's a fucking yo, that's an actual story
Do we don't dust off his own stomach and whip down a ring from his butthole
Believe it or not. You know, I think you find this story hysterical. Yeah, it's a bad one. Yeah, it's a bad one go ahead
Okay, that's love
It's kind of it's kind of longer. I don't know if I don't do we want to sit through this not really
No, it's not worth it. I'm gonna wait up here
Somebody comes to us
We're talking we get it within like two minutes
three minutes to an app
I can do it to an app my wife we're going on a cruise. I picked out the ring
Spent a lot of money on it. It was all planned out. It was gonna be perfect right whenever we were going up to the cruise ship
You know, I've got this like weird feeling. I was like, I don't know
I just don't my mouth doesn't feel right we go into a Hibachi restaurant
I was planning on proposing to run the deck of the Royal Caribbean cruise. I take a bite of the steak
I feel my tooth break at its core. I have now snapped my tooth the root of it and it is in the nerve in my mouth
We go back, you know, we're sitting there, I'm like,
this is the worst pain I've ever felt my entire life.
I need to start drinking, so I get hammered.
We go up to the top of the boat.
I propose it is what it is.
The entire rest of that night, I was in my bed in the fetal position, crying,
because the root of my tooth was in my nerve,
and it was the worst pain of my entire life.
I was up at, like, the entire night, with two, I don't know if you guys know this.
woman there's a doctor on a boat when you go on these cruises yes down there the
doctor gave me a shot in my ass and for the next four days it was the worst
pain of my life and my wife probably saw me cry 15 times so you got shot in the
ass for no reason because I figured that would help
I don't know
It was a pain killer. Yeah, what was in the steak that broke your tooth?
It was just I think my tooth was just weak, you know, so I get for dipping for 10 years
I thought they like they'll like you told the waiter to put the rig in her steak and they swapped the snakes by accident
No
Nothing like that. Nothing like that.
Nothing like that.
Well, bro, I don't know if you guys have ever had, like, true mouth shit,
especially nerves in your, like, face, bro, the nerve.
I've torn ten different muscles.
That was the worst I've been doing in my life.
If I hadn't guessed my prince on this planet would put a wedding ring in a steak and be here,
I wouldn't have known that.
I appreciate that thing. That means so much to me that it came from here, you know?
I don't know. Another rock of terror.
You marry me, woman, the ring's in your burger.
Be mine forever.
The ring's in your sandwich.
Be mine forever. The ring's in your Big Mac.
Guys, are we really fucking with this one?
I don't want it.
Let's leave.
Let's go to where those guys are sleeping and kill them as soon as the thing is the aggro.
Yeah, let's do that.
Oh, if you get the white flag, please, sorry.
Oh, yes, of course. Of course.
You all can say it.
I'll jump one for you, besides.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
You are a good man.
You are?
Thanks so much.
I need more salmon.
I can feel how warm it is.
Just watching you guys run.
You're talking to the game, by the way.
Maybe you're talking to the game, by the way.
I think it's a man or something.
Oh shit am I? Hello? Test test test test.
Go go go!
Don't let people die over there for like five minutes. There's tons of bodies.
Ooh that's potential.
That's potential!
All these flares remind me of back home dude. Lebanon so cool.
Reminds me of home.
Reminds me of home.
home so my grandma back there calls him
I'm trying to finish one down right now
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
If you would die over there.
I see you just push these guys first.
Yeah we'll do what they got to do.
Yeah we'll take time.
We'll take time.
We'll take time.
Yeah.
You about to kill one?
As much as you watch I'm going to get the zipline.
I'll be there brother.
I'll be there baby.
I'll cat them.
Stop going in.
Oh fuck my ass.
30,000 times.
Oh my boy's there right now.
Where's my boy?
Grenade.
Grenade.
Grenade.
Where's the turret?
boys that right now where my boys are great great great great great oh shit
ain't no fucking way this things right here
down for fuck shakes did we not agree to take the first yeah we were going up
there on our way up there I tell you a couple things about the way up there it
was busy yeah a lot of rush hour traffic a lot of traffic so yes so so what
happened was we were going to the zip line right right right yeah and so and
then halfway up the zip line right a guy at the top of the zip line right okay
put it in me right right 14-inch meaty knob so that's what happened to me baby
would you like to indulge us with your experience my was similar to yours
although the knob was flair and it was about four inch but it was more than
enough I as a man with the very very tight bow it could have felt like a
I kind of got the sense from you. I kind of got that from you. I'm not going to lie to you
I don't want to like overstep my boundaries, but like what I talked to I kind of get I kind of got that sense
I kind of clock that like
Yeah, yeah, kind of
You think that ever touches that area
I want you to come up here and connect your barrel in my acid.
Up a date.
This is my barrel in your ass.
Oh, babe.
Up a date?
You ever use one of those?
No, I have not.
I have always been though.
I said one day, I said this many years ago,
I said one day I will have a Japanese toilet that talks to me,
Me warms the seats and tells me that I did a great job when I dump a log into it
I want that I need it on a standard
Can really as well those do by the way when people do give the days
Do they put it in every toilet the house or just one put that everybody use that one?
Well depends how much money they have but if the but if it's budget problem
They get it they get a todo. They get a todo from Japan. What's a total?
Actually have a dude they have a dude. It's it's got a camera in there
They have a dude some Japanese guy who sits with a joystick whenever you go take a shit. He aims it
He so it's like perfect. It's a perfect score every time right down the fucking center of the hole
clean
We talking about
You know just every time bro
Dude
Intimate details about his butthole and Lebanon or whatever the fuck
My butthole in my in current location is not my buttholes not in Lebanon. It's with me here in Toronto, but
By the way, that's Canadian
Already that should seal the deal
I mean, yeah, second best hockey team in the world.
I spent every last fucking thing I had in this game.
I have $804 left.
I'm down a fuck all in my stash.
Just to play with y'all.
Come on.
I appreciate it.
Just to play with us.
Get in here.
Just to play with us.
One more.
And you were going to first take him
on his birthday of all days, too.
He'd be telling how much and then it's your birthday.
It's not his birthday.
My stream my grandmother is trying to call me to wish me a happy birthday. I told her I can't I'm playing with hutch
Dude guys my eyes are really not working. I gotta go sleep
So I love you because you're tired or yes, is it me? Is it my fault or is it your fault?
I do touch your body. It's my fault. I'm not on my superpower medication, and I'm feeling it
Well, I know, Jim.
Ha ha ha, go fuck yourself.
I'll be seeing God for the next seven hours, bro.
That'd be sweet.
Dude, I actually haven't gotten, I'm not even joking.
I don't think I've gotten REM sleep in like three weeks,
which I'm pretty sure is supposed to be like...
Bro, Russ fucked us.
Generally, I don't think I've gotten REM sleep in like three weeks now,
which I'm pretty sure is like an actual medical problem.
I've been waking up like I've been going to bed like 10 a.m.
When the when the sun's up so I wake up like four times during the night every night, which is not the night
When I was planning like to have everybody rage you guys on in the first season and like a couple days before when I was trying
To plan it all when I would go to sleep. I would see rust in my fucking eyelids, man. I would close my eyes and I would see
Rust in the back of my eyelids. Hey guys, you had a rush dream too early on. I can't remember what it was
But I pretty sure I had a rush dream. I didn't have any rush dreams
But I had a not a dream but like after I played the aisle for 15 hours
I can hear dinosaurs screaming in my ear while I was trying to sleep
No, I'm just a wife. I'm with you
Put no arms against the chest
I'm just like my eyes are closed and she's gone
One more game is done. One more game. That's all I have in my head.
One last hit. One last one. Come on. One last one.
Last one, no white fight. No white fight.
If I didn't feel like my eyes were burning out of my face, I would play a white one.
B.B. lives in a hilarious country and he has to go back to that after we're done playing.
If you leave right now, are you kidding me?
I'm not an American. It's not even fun here!
Come on!
I'm gonna end up having a poutine after this. You know what a poutine is hutch? I do like poutine
Hell yeah
Appreciate you usually I would play one more but again eyes are burning so I'm
Want to do those
I'm probably not going to play rush too much until it gets closer to the new
Um, I fear this is the plan
I'm gonna text close. See if I can get him on this game and he out what I'm in order to convince him to play this game
I'm gonna say hey, we will play gamble with friends later on too
So what but it so if we get him we gotta agree we also have to play that game too though
All right, I'll buy it right now if that's the case. Okay. All right. Let me text him
Let me see if he's in a chat so I can grab him easier.
Oh, he's not, dammit.
Wait, is he in a chat?
So go away!
Oh my god, I shouldn't have said my fucking Steam code.
I can't even see my notifications.
I didn't like your code, I don't think.
You want to know something, Peanut?
Yo, job.
three months ago
i had told chat that i'm no longer going to be full-time streaming
now
and this restaurant server changed my life
to the point where
full-time streaming is now a possibility that it wasn't a few months ago
oh yeah
i'm happy for you
does that feel good?
i've got a slight job
yes, i'm at
fifteen to seventy-five percent masked, i can sense hail
That's fucking awesome.
It did, it did, it did, it did, it did.
That's what they call motion, dude.
When you can change a man's life,
if that's not motion, I don't know what the fuck is.
That was the bucket list, that was you,
that was you, that was you.
Unreal.
What's it called, gambling with friends?
The gamble with friends, I just texted Coach,
I said, come play ARC,
and then we can play gamble with friends.
Easy boys, thank you gentlemen.
You guys actually, I know I said this before.
I'm muted right now.
I know I said this before, German.
You guys actually like,
it's crazy on that rest of it.
It really made a lot of-
Playing with cloaks, he's like-
A lot of those guys' days, weeks, and months.
I really do appreciate you, boys.
I hope you guys felt that.
I hope you guys felt that.
Seriously.
I'm not even joking.
It was actually-
A lot of gambling with-
A lot of you guys, I don't know that.
It was kinda crazy.
I appreciate you boys.
Great.
Hmm.
Oh.
They're gambling with friends and they get what's called.
All right, that's right.
All right, it's in my car.
I'm ready, whatever you are.
Actually, yeah, I'm ready.
All right, let's get this next read.
I was probably gonna play on call night anyways,
but we can, let's wait for Coachy's text.
By the way, actually, I don't know if you know this,
but duo's is better than trios
when you get the stream type all the fucking time.
Because the thing is,
is that people that stream type
have absolutely no fucking friends whatsoever.
Yeah, so they either have to play solo or do a fill squad, but since there's no fill to duo
There's less of a chance that a person with no friends can stream time
I'm not even joking that it actually works like a hot dude. Hutch is a real one. He knew exactly what he was doing
He's doing it for me. He was doing it for me, dude. Good man. Good man. What a good man, dude. W. W
The tech works like that.
I'm still getting messages saying hide your screen.
Hide your screen.
Oh wait, hide your screen at all.
I don't worry about it.
No, don't worry about it.
Wait, no, you said it earlier, don't hide the code.
Yeah, in the game, I thought you were still hiding your screen.
I had a one-matchy breath!
Riiiight!
I think perhaps what they do to sneak in this manner here.
Perhaps, a baby.
Perhaps.
Perhaps they will not...
They will hesitate to shoot right away.
Perhaps.
But they will know you're a cop.
They'll think we're role-players and we're stupid.
And they'll have pity on us and not care about us.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I hear TikTok, TikTok, TikTok.
By the way, I'm using poor people weapons.
Even my rich people weapons has no durability.
I've lost everything. I have also lost everything and I started it fuck all good begin with
Perfect, but a six or four
I don't know man Pharaoh Pharaoh four six or four combo is pretty lit. That's a devious. That's a devious combination
Listen, let me say we kill two teams. We should battle no if it's a bunch. We don't get greedy
Okay, we give them a greedy and then we do
If I can goop just a slight bit of gooping
I would be a happy man. Perhaps. I just want to feel like I'm on the come up. Oh
yeah you want to feel that come up huh yeah I'm sick of feel like come down I
want to come on something yeah he's right I'm sick of it
That click is just pieces
We don't be hot
Oh
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I died I think that would flow I think the one on the right
What you spell it
He's already been dead.
I think the other team's still here by the way.
I think he left.
No, they're both dead, no?
No, there was four, there was four.
Oh, shit.
Did you see the trap?
You're that pussy.
Are you eating right now?
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Are you telling me where the other two are while you're looting?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're sorry for the road.
Well, he's got an osprey.
You want it?
No, no, no, you think that's a good idea.
There he is!
I found him!
I found him!
I found him!
Oh, I found him!
The last one's not here!
That's what I mean by you got that!
Are you going to do this?
Push, push, push it!
Oh, no, dude!
Sir, sir, sir, sir!
My friend here is a little slow.
I'm teaching him how to play the game.
This is my first time.
Yeah, this is his first time in a town.
Yeah, go easy on him.
Hold on, hold on, sir, hold on.
It's okay.
What do you say, sir?
I was just telling you that that's an excellent haircut, yeah.
And I was wondering if you could find it in your heart,
to perhaps revive me,
and in return, I will kill that team downstairs
down stairs for you!
Heels off the table! Heels off the table!
Heels off the table! Heels off the table!
Thank you brother! Don't worry, people save you!
Thank you! Good job! Thank you!
I
Hello all these people. Oh, you got me. You could have fooled me good prank
Very well played sir, I didn't see that break coming from a mile away
Apologies apologies that was not my intention
you feel powerful Mr. Silly? You feel in control Mr. Silly.
how are you doing pretty good you're
getting around yeah there's a one
billion people here every time I turn
around there's another team I'm on the
team of whoever wins I want that to be
known thank you thank you you might
want to start by looking in the pile
of dead bodies right over there
on the doorway thank you good sir thank you good sir I bless the next 100
reins of yours good sir oh the deal is on the table the deal was on the table
that was a break I was psyching the enemy to make them
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm just going to do a quick loot inspection.
Oh, God, I'm just going to be there.
It's a quick loot inspection. Make sure the loot isn't poisonous.
Wouldn't want you guys getting hurt.
You got to get to go.
Oh, checking, checking, checking, checking.
Oh, the loot is not poisonous.
That one's safe. That one's safe right there.
Don't you worry, boss.
Let me check if this one's poisonous. I got you much.
No, no, no, no. Okay, bro.
Just take, honestly, just take what you want.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just doing it there in the test condition, so I'm not really moving.
I see you have more.
Oh, very kind of you, good sir.
Very kind of you, good sir. Thank you, good man.
All right, good travels, good sir.
Oh, yes, yes.
Thank you, good sir.
I wish you blessings on all of your travels.
Godspeed, gentlemen, Godspeed.
What past?
Yeah, it's me, man.
I love P-Tubers.
I- I-
What?
Did he say V-Tubers or P-Tubers?
I guess.
Obviously P-Tubers.
I guess.
Ah, yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
P-Tubers is actually the correct denomination, good sir.
He is being quite respectful.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You said P as in pussy, correct, good sir?
I
Fantastic fantastic have a good one gentlemen. Thank you. God speed on all of your pictures and the deafers
Follow me boys. Let's
Don't just a little bit of a rom but it's alright. I've got a good word of the bad one. No, that's the bad
Also
It doesn't matter
Wait, oh wait
Hello is the good one, right?
Hello, oh, yeah
Okay, yeah, you're you're you're hello. You're really a lot. Yeah, so wait so what wait so
While you were pissing I dry humped your body real hello. Is that like you might use that right?
Whoo, I mean listen, I feel fire burning beneath me right now
Oh, brother God, brother God.
Ah.
The line is safe.
The line is secure.
All right, follow me, boys.
I'm buying that thing while you're extracting.
The game?
Yeah, a gamble with friendos.
Yeah, I'm going to try to call Mr. Closey.
He did not text back close.
He is, how do you say, um.
He's a busy man.
He's a busy man.
Busy man.
Busy man.
I mean, between trying to catch him between hentai
jerks sessions and drink it and gambling it is a tough tough situation. Oh man he's a man of culture
I didn't know that. I'm telling you I actually walked into his closet I visited his house one
time about two months ago and there was honestly more furry suits than regular button up shirts
he's got a little bit of business on the side of crazy that's about business in the front
party in the back I'm interested I think for different reasons but are you into
business to I'm I'm not I'm not into furries but I fuck with it listen
hentai is a lot of fun it's art it's art it's kind of like you know me
P2B, Hentai, it's part of the same scope of things.
Hey! Hey, yeah! Hey! Yeah, man. I mean, think about it. It's art, man. It's art. Art! That's what I say. That's what I- Hey!
That's what they all should be saying. Exactly. I told you that I love my family and I would love to keep them alive.
Yeah, why? Is something in the way of God's?
Is Hentai in the way of doing that?
No, absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. No, I would not suggest
stocking up on freezes in your basement that can hold bodies.
Why would you even do that? Why would you even do that?
I think even after the graciousness of the townspeople, I'm about to get implanated
No, he's not that fast. Oh my god. How many times is he fucking shooting?
A number of times. A sufficient number of times. I don't think so, but I don't think they need it to. I'm about to get fucked. Fucked sideways
Yeah, hiding would be too simple. Yeah, too simple. Too simple. Yeah, going to a room would be too simple.
Oh, I have the wool packet!
Take that!
Yeah, that was a good one.
Oh my god! Run!
That was good to get through. Good to get through this now.
Let's get out of here!
think you've been terbini thinking for your bunchings
do you drink mr habibi or is that
no i do drink i do drink
30 minutes from i need you to be on my level team
oh well if that's the case i better get the fucking tequila bottle out
i better get the tequila bottle
hold on i'm gonna go grab that bottle
Okay.
Marinating.
Mm-hmm.
He's hanging around.
ARK is Trash unsubscribing,
so I can see right there
that you aren't even subscribed.
It says it right next to your name.
You would have a little P dot next to your name
if you were subscribed.
Who does he think he's fooling?
Is he fooling you guys?
Because he certainly didn't fool me.
Huh?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Listen, he's just that quick.
Listen, the time it took me to read that sentence.
A bottle of Dwayne the Rock-Card Johnson juice?
Oh, by the gods.
By the gods up in heaven.
Oh, my God, please, sir, I ain't traveled far and wide.
You have no idea.
Listen, sir, please, please, God.
Explain not have some mercy in your heart, but please have some mercy in your heart. Let me explain to you the situation
Oh my god, it's me. Thank you
Fucking easy mode shit are you playing on? What is this easy mode?
What is it dude you got a kitty
It's not that he can't die, it's that nobody kills him!
Hey!
There was my boys out there.
There was my boys out there.
They got my back.
There was my boys out there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
There was my boys out there.
Listen, uh, Pina, if somebody sends you a clip of me in a green suit with Pina as a background,
uh, just don't watch it.
It's Sora AI water mic, isn't it?
No. No. No, but don't watch. No, but don't watch it.
Watch. Also, watch. I solidly swear to maybe never watch that ever maybe.
Don't worry. I would probably say it's in everybody's best interest here to not watch that.
What the fuck? Dude, can I ask you something about YouTube?
Of course, of course!
Yeah, you did me!
Do you have to- do you have to do a new stream key every time you go live on- on YouTube?
No.
Have you been to it?
What the fuck is going on there?
No.
I- I'm not saying I haven't been doing that. I just-
You do have to get a new chat URL though, every time.
Oh, I'm not chatting with those fuckers!
I don't wanna fucking talk to them!
I
Don't know what it is man. He keeps asking me for a fucking stream key every time I go live
I'm gonna take a shot go ahead go ahead go ahead. Well, hold up. Wait hold that shot
Let me get another shilling just really quickly give me one quick second. Okay. Okay. Yeah, we'll choose we'll choose we'll choose
All right, we'll choose we'll cheers
My god, this shit's like syrup, dude
It's so fucking cold. It's coming down. It's coming out the bottle like syrup
Dwayne the rock hard Johnson juice. All right, then mania tequila. I'm waiting. I'm waiting
I'm waiting. I have a third. I have a third
Cheers dude to those who are here and to those who couldn't make it and to those who are no longer with us
Dude, thank you so much. I can't die as well. Cheers. Cheers. Everybody
We like entire so yeah cheers salute the domers and the freaks
That's right. That's right. Oh
Good thinking good thinking on that
Let me take a quick peep. I they have a clip. I think it's from my stream. It's to improve my skills
Yes
I'm gopin, I'm gopin, I'm gopin.
Let's say I have to review this clip
so I can, I like to learn and get better.
You guys, I'm gopin, I'm gopin, I'm gopin,
I'm gopin so hard, I'm gopin so hard.
Help me, help me, help me, help me.
Help me, did you like my base, help me.
Dude, you like my base, help me.
I literally I just you had one job, Pina. I'm literally you're not you weren't supposed to see that
It kind of sells the pirate look you have like a 14-foot black beard. It looks pretty good. But you were looking silent. You were silent
God damn. Oh, that was an incredible clip. I've been enlightened. I've been enlightened
I think my arc rate is is not working. I can't
excuse me
I keep dying yeah, and nobody cares about my life. I'm just gonna go in with free loot
You're gonna get out anyway, so it's all good
It's not about when you're losing right it's about it's about the content. Yeah, I see just to let you know mr. BB that
That was just fair warning that was peanut face
I know it was I know it was
I know it was I know I'm not trying to get recruited to 136 or nothing like that.
I was not the leader of 136 with that clip.
Oh, that was that was a classic peanut face that I just saw that clip actually.
Mm-hmm. I you know what my color is somewhat beige ish on the you know towing the brown line and
Peanuts are kind of like the same color. So I
In the steps of your prime minister I get it on
I
Have this thing I have this thing on the stream where people can spend money to do generative AI on my camera
Yeah, what's up? The amount of times that it's turned me black is pretty dangerous
Pretty dangerous.
I actually had one where I make all these beat-ups outfits that I have, and one where I tried
to put a white face paint on me in the shape of a skull that was to irritate one of the
three, I think they're called like goonies, I forgot, back in Tarkov.
What are they called?
The three goonies?
Three goons?
Oh, they're called goons.
The goons.
The goonies.
Yeah.
And the transparent part around the light
Stop being transparent
and it was
Why is it that towing the line is some of the funniest shit that's how it goes that's how it goes
That's how you do that's how you do now where the fuck is close it would you I mean would you mind if I give him a quick G
Go go for it. Go for it. Yeah, I'll talk to the chat for a little bit. Sounds good. I'm gonna give him a quick jingle. I'm gonna give him a quick jingle. Yeah, okay. Take your time.
I'm jingle at him. I'm jingle at him.
Let me get my kids together.
Here we go.
Bit of that.
That's just close in live stream, but I'm assuming not.
Oh my god. It's ringing, it's ringing, but he's not answering. It's ringing. It's ringing.
No, he's not. Oh, oh. Oh, and he didn't even answer. Oh my goodness. That's scoundrel.
That absolute scoundrel. Oh, he didn't answer. Wow. You know what it is? I'll tell you
is. Pleasure. It's just I do. I'm better at math than him and I think he just fucking hates
the fact that I bring it up to him some somewhat, you know, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Plus now you said I could be leader of slur team six. He's probably getting conscious peanut.
Come on man. Yeah, it's self conscious. Yeah, he's proud of his place at the pinnacle
I love their team, Jake.
He's probably threatened, very threatened.
I'm almost ready.
I've been distracted.
I'm almost ready.
Take your time.
I'm almost ready to start this.
Mm.
You would be cool if we could survive as a team one time
in the last five hours, we think.
Yeah, maybe it's time to bring those white flags back.
Maybe for James.
How about going in there with no guns and just a white flag?
Do you think we'll make it out?
With the gun?
Do you think we can get a gun from someone?
That's honestly not a bad challenge.
Can we do like Russ Habibi?
I can do Habibi.
Hold on, wait.
Let's go die really quickly so I can get rid of this kid.
And then we'll do it.
OK.
That's right.
Wait, are you alone?
I'm alone.
I'm not with you.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, why me?
There you go, Mr. Hibibi.
Would you worry?
There you go.
Mr. Yala Hibibi.
Two lunch, one shot.
That two ounces was nice.
I'm already feeling it.
Good, good, good.
You know, coconut plays,
arc radius is, no.
I don't know.
I gotta tell you, dude,
coconut seems like such a fucking real one.
Yeah, I like it.
He's cool, he's cool.
I really like him.
I am not very much like her.
Who's team?
I'm on the mod team.
Oh, the mod team?
Well, I'm on the team.
I'm in team or the mod team.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
They do not seem to be impartial with Sir Coco.
He's a fucking real one.
I would play with him.
Even if that means we lose every round, I'd still play with him.
I like the guy.
I like the guy.
I like the guy.
Oh.
This is your pain in the skills.
Your pain in the skills is cool.
Coconut said fuck no apparently.
Well, I guarantee I was on the gambling game.
Coconut probably loves gambling.
I've seen him in the Outpost.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down to go to town.
All right, you made me pop a fucking bottle open.
So.
Yeah, let me see what this game looks like.
I'll take it off this round and take it off this round.
Oh, wait, I'll give it up again.
Oh, yeah, I'll take it right now.
We don't really have to do it. I'm gonna take a look. Oh, oh, it's you. It's called game. I'm not ready
Wait, I can't cancel peanut. Oh
You know I can't cancel it says you know you bring up anyway. No, no, we're good. We're good. We're good
You want to call it again gambling with the oh?
We gamble with gamble with friends gamble with friends
You bunch of worthless degenerates, I gave you a nice place to stay.
A sweet ride to the place with everything you need to win, but you kept screwing up.
You went too big when you should have went small.
41,000, Simon, you taking the best.
You went too small when you should have went big.
I can't even go all in with two.
You kept hitting on the wrong horse.
Kept hitting when you should have stayed.
You came off the table. Play this game again.
Letting fry when you should have landed slide.
That's not even. Or black.
What in the sucka have?
So now you are here at the end of the line.
Backing me for another chance.
Let's see who deserves it.
Oh my god, that might be the best game ever created.
I see you.
Oh my god.
wait are we are we playing it oh my god we might have to because we keep playing
awkwardly play that is that what we're one second not you know although one
second it's raining in here what's that oh
oh my god
Oh my God.
He said yes to arc.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He said yes to arc?
Let's do what?
Okay, let's get coconut in here.
Let's get coconut in here.
Honestly, let's run a raid while we wait for coconut.
Wait, coconut doesn't have access to this one.
Let me send him.
Invite the server.
Here we go.
Wait, it's coconut joint right now, boys?
There you go.
Join that and join a raid.
you're gonna get a random change.
Here we go. What were you saying?
Are you okay over there?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, dude. It's just
ready.
I might get your PC set up outside.
I don't know how rain would affect you.
No, no, it's just like, I don't know if you hear that worry,
peanut.
I hear no worry.
I
You fucking wasted your points
How many you fuckers laced in your points, dude?
Just shit. Did I not turn it up by accident dude?
Did I not oh?
Man, okay. It's just
Okay, dude. Oh, that's just chill
chill chill oh god fuck me dude fuck
sakes I can't see shit it's a lot of me
yes it's raining in that area I heard
the weather's pretty bad yeah it was
pretty bad I think the storm I think the
storm passed good good good good I think
it's going past mr. coconut how are you
Yo, Coco the realist, dude Coco the realist. He's muted.
I'm just wiping myself dry dude. Just give me a minute. Less less than a minute.
Wait, you want to play arc? Yeah, I was gonna ask you baby.
You guys want to know what's up coconut?
Habibi? Yeah, I know, dude.
This is my real voice.
Whoa, hold on.
Did you think I spoke with that accent all the time?
I did. I did.
I thought so.
Why? I thought well, it is actually I was just practicing my English.
This is my actual voice.
You live in America?
No, that's the funny one.
Oh, oh, what do you mean, Pina?
Can you talk like Americans, man?
That was a little less freedom.
Oh, yeah, less freedom in kilometers in the vocal chords.
And Putin.
I still get horny when you say that word.
Coconut, would you?
Are you would you want to play
awkward is or gambling game?
Game for a game.
You won't want to play
awkward is at all about it.
I mean, I'll play awkward is
going to be fucking useless.
I don't know, like, I don't know what to play.
I'm not good. I don't know how to play. I'm like I'm useless dude. Why are you? Let's go as Pete is quick saying good
I'll be be you go
I'm I'm worse than than than peanut and hutch
Okay, you could potentially not be the worst that's pretty good. Yeah, that's yeah, I'm pretty high-bottom strive for
Yeah. Yeah. Hop in. Hop in.
Chimney. Chimney. Chimney.
Chimney. We'll play around.
We'll go get some gambling. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Whenever coconut's ready, I'll take a shot.
Also cocoa.
Oh, wait. Are we drinking?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reluctantly, I'm taking shots of Dwayne the Rock Johnson's juice.
Dwayne the Rock.
Yeah.
Put in the work put in the hours and take what hours all right. Let me let me get my go to roomie drinks. Hold on. I'll drink to
She'd be that Fred go first Eve. Yeah
Coming in
Game of the game was incredible. I know
How do I send a friend code? I know it looks insane. You got a bit of a
Pretend you're adding someone and it'll give you your scene code at the top. It'll see my rock a lie
Was I want to keep playing on okay?
I have one zero I have to four one two
It would be a god you should play Vigor it's a looter shooter extracts a game
Her baby
Her me
It sucks
Here we go
I'm sitting you a friend request as we speak
Do you want big man? There you go failed the sedimentation, please retry
It's too popular dude, I was a one-up it says failed the sedimentation, please we try
Now I can't see you what let me see you my friend. Oh, yeah, you told me your friend code. Yeah, you go boss
I
Saved a K3 coming out
Please retry you can't do it either. I can't send you one either
Let me try
Wait, why not wait?
Hey, let me try let me try declining a couple oh
Oh, there might be no stay. I just you cloud the works. I
Click the first one. I this is his name. I'm the client. Oh
I actually block some people. I didn't even yeah
Wait, wait, wait, I doubt let me try we see
there you go yeah I have my own in there I'll try to find myself I still can't
it's steamed down oh shit wait wait wait I we we actually do it in the game
yeah we can't we can't we can't we can are you in operators right now I'm
updating it's like I just started it's like 20% I hear I see you my code add
friends and gave me a little bit here to run one okay yeah run one I really
hope it should be me I'm here I'm ready
good ride
I wait for it should I should I try out no no no he I we found a way to do it
we he's got updates we're gonna play one round without him
The mods blocked him?
I can't get it up, that's okay sir, that's okay, they have blue pills for that now, let's run!
I'm not a pro by any means.
I
Have a run and shitposts, you know with people a little mix of this and that yes, right?
That's right, that's that's right. Oh, hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, or I think the Horan prices go up
You gotta be shitting me dude.
Hey, I was making the haram prices go up.
We have to focus up.
How the fuck do you think about it?
Oh, shit!
Do not shoot.
Do not shoot.
Oh, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, one day we're dead.
Fuck you, fuck you, eat my shit, eat my poop, eat my shit, eat my poop, die,
you fucker, die, you piece of shit.
I got to fix my audio.
Oh no.
Did we get him?
Is that him?
Is he dead?
Yeah, but he's got to be another one.
Hold on.
Okay.
Oh, we're late.
We're late.
Oh shit.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'll guard you.
Oh yeah, I'll give up.
go ahead bet that they can't kill
now go on go on go to the tree
of course I get around there because why not
of all the possibilities why not just get around it
how do you kill this thing you know
I don't that's the fun part
really?
yeah well die
Die immediately. No, it's gotta be like a spot. Yeah, so what you do is you bring in like 500 medium ammo, and then you waste it all on him
I'm waiting till that thing gets bored and go somewhere else then I'm gonna go absolutely suck those men dry on time
Not a guy
I
There's a dude up there. Is that you where I'm right behind you
Oh, well, let's go get the loot while he's getting fun
Who says start with a free kid these have been building up
Oh yeah, that's where it's all about right there.
Oh, let's go kill this guy!
Oh, good.
Hiya!
Follow me, boy!
Shake the boat in your ass? Oh, you think...
Fuck you, sir, you should've died!
I
Know this is not be that this is not be that this is
Wall not
It's even plan. Oh
All right, see you later now
I'm good what God's pizza God's beat
I got a loot of the drums coming.
Stop it!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Stand by committee!
Fuck you peanut!
Die you piece of shit!
Die!
Die to me!
What are you?
What are you?
He's your bobcat!
He's your lightball.
That's the same dude?
He's just dying for his mom.
Hey, you know what?
He's just dying for his mom.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Stand by committee!
Fuck you peanut!
You lucky I'm not out there to finish you off pal
Now!
That's our picture.
You don't have the balls to get out of here.
Yeah!
I like it.
Yeah!
I was down for balls, buddy!
This breeze!
Good habit, Charlie.
You got any heavy on you?
Uh, do me a jiggle, you jiggle, you jiggle.
Here's half of my heavy.
You see me?
Do me a bunch of...
Oh my god, this place sucks!
This place sucks!
Get the good quick!
What kind of fucking map is this?
Run for your lives!
It's just worse.
He's gonna find a pussy with a whole cocket and then we'll kill him and take his whole cocket and then we'll kill him.
It's just constant.
It's just constant.
You know for a free camp, doing pretty good.
He's still alive, that's a bonus.
That's a bad positive.
God yeah
I'm also heavy a boy
All right, you know what come down. Oh my god. There's that right here. I've been I've been I haven't had one
She should be kind of low with the shoe
He's on me through the window dude. There's no way
I think you should go out your own terms
say
sir
Sir?
Wait a minute!
Uh, yes, hello! Hello!
Yes, it's your favorite streamer, Mr. Peanut!
And he needs your help!
Ah!
That's right! That's right!
Alright, we've got teammates at the top. We're gonna see who he is.
That's Habibi. Yalla Habibi.
He was a great assistant in the Rust War.
They do not like you the biggie my microphone wasn't working, and I was trying to talk so fucking bad
They what do you think it was I I think that I think they hate Canadians. Oh
That's the part you think they hate. Yeah, I right right. Yeah
I did that with the name like yellow Habibi. It's gotta be the Canadian
Well, I'm only a lot of big jokes about an idiot. I can't
Good ad is definitely not the hairy ass arms that I got right now
It's definitely not these caterpillar eyebrows that I got
No, you're beautiful Coco not too confident. Not too confident. No, you'll be fine. Coco
Yeah
At least 40% of your bitch list is and Russian translate
Why you gotta keep bringing that up?
Huh?
Why you got to keep bringing that up?
What if I actually have pictures that you're making fun of me? Oh my god
Would it be better for you if I spoke with this accent?
It would, yes.
I would do more.
Honestly, why do you want to sound like that?
I mean, yeah, you do sound sexy.
He does sound sexy.
He does sound sexy.
Oh, I sound sexy to you like this?
Yeah, he does.
That can do compliment, but I will take it.
I just like hearing you, Hibibi.
I take back everything I said.
I will take a shot.
In your honor, Mr.
I'm going to go to Tequila, but I'm going to take a sip as well in honor of Coco's slow internet.
Cheers!
I will take a sip.
I'm taking a shot.
You're taking a sip.
I'm taking a shot with the Boodoo Rager.
Mr. Habibi Boodoo Rager.
Shoot that thing back, man.
Shoot that thing back.
Shoot that thing back.
Shoot that thing back.
I would genuinely not be allowed to stream.
What's your favorite gun, Peanut?
The game.
The taste or to use it on greatest?
100% 150% wait wait wrote told me to break I'll break a bobcat every time I get it
Yes, that's because he works in Satan
Oh, so you're throwing me yes. Yes. He's a Satan worshipper. He's a Satan worshipper
$804 credits you guys this is not I can't get any poorer than this I can't really buy it I can buy one
I got down to $32 a dollar I think I could I think I got I got you beat hold on let me
buy let me buy what I can go ahead boss go ahead is anything 800 on the dot these yellow snow
No mobiles are awesome kindly mr. Snowmobile down 54. All right, mr. Snowmobile snowmobiles are
Our time I hope that helped you finish Mr. Snowmobile. I
Hope that a few minutes. Oh wait you guys waiting on me
Kind of oh, bro. I enjoyed housing the lobby just practicing
Close down the AOL dial-up and let's get in the game, jeep. All right, my bad. My bad. All right, how do I leave the lobby?
Are you just press leave?
The leave my
There's only three decks currently other I need so yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna have to be kid. That's okay
I'm pretty close to that as well let me know when you ready to take the shot
coconut I'm still at the end of the queue I just ordered it you ordered it like
delivery thinking oh yeah oh shit all right hell yeah I'll wait I'll wait for
that wait wait we are you in the tutorial coconut yeah that's what I was
Oh
Caching your raider coins for free goop. What the fuck does that mean? I'm coming
Well you can buy you can get goop with raider coins
You know, can't you like give me some guns? Oh, hey, no God why it's been a
This is your main game
How are you poor how are you poor doesn't mean I'm good jackass I
Saw a fucking clip on TikTok of you killing like 16
Did you check for the solar watermark?
It was a I it was a I
Now I know why people hate you. Yes. I hate you too. Yes
Yes, I'm loaded in because I'm too sexy
You are sexy and my cock is too fat.
Yeah.
You talk like that.
I'm having to put my fingers in a bottle of Jell-O and stick it up your butt.
Elijah got fingers in the side of the wall.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Invite me.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Wait.
Did you did you do that for a new guy's thing?
Yeah.
Wait.
Is that you?
What's your name in the game?
How can it be?
There's cumblasser.
I'm seeing cumblasser, but no coconut.
I don't think that's me.
The only thing that you need to let me reject a ton of these will click.
What's that?
There we go, alright, go ahead and shoot that friend with
one more doggy
So there it is come on in the water find
What up guys
The bungy there's just made me spend every fucking cred I had
ah good and I'm extra I'm super fucking broke now I I'm sitting on 10 10 G's
10 10 G's like 10 10 thousand dude 10 thousand by the gods mr. money we're
coming right back and we're coming up man we're coming up 260 thousand dollars
in the game here I don't I don't I don't know I don't know what to do here that
that's tremendously poor I think that's like five rains until I have zero dollars
there's very a rom mr. peanut go that you know the difference between how loud
And
Um
What you know the difference
I grew up I grew up in New York of halal food. I fucking love that shit five to the halal guys
You've ever been to halal guys. I've never been to halal guys. No, no
Chicken with chicken with rice and lamb with the white sauce. Oh my god
It's fucking incredible. I don't think you'd like it. You seem like one of those guys. I just likes ketchup. Oh
My god spicy ketchup from water burger best best
What's he got? Sounds pretty bad to be honest, but we all serve movie boss. Was it lamb?
Every day chicken and lamb chicken beef or lamb lamb chicken goat
Beef not go chicken chicken beef lamb and wait a lemon goat the same day
I don't eat goats
Are they are they the same thing no, dude
No, they're not no, they're not there's no way
There's no way either up. No, that's impossible dude. No lamb. No. No, you fool
Damn is she
Right right and then goat is not
You use lamb to use the sheep and Minecraft to make clothes.
I don't think you use goat.
Actually you actually don't use sheep and Minecraft to make clothes.
True, true, true.
Yeah you do.
No you don't.
True.
I've never played Minecraft.
What clothing piece do you make with wool in Minecraft?
The shirt.
You make a bed, right?
You can't make a shirt in Minecraft.
Dude, when's the last time you play Minecraft?
I'm pretty fuckin' sure you can.
Too much to go.
You don't make shirts with wool.
You-
That'd be five dollars.
No.
That'd be five dollars.
I'm sorry for you so long you guys.
Fine, I bet you five dollars.
I bet you five dollars.
Minecraft, what is every item you can make with wool?
make with wool
Bad carpet bear painting dying shearing fuel note block modifier trading skulk suppression
Sound like you ever heard about the yeah, that's how I'm like never heard about the business casual attire
Rod me my body run me my body right now
Speaking of gambling, I can't wait to play that game, it would be fantastic.
I haven't even seen the trailer, but I mean how bad did gambling with friends be?
Let's O-R-I-M!
He's got an enjoy every single round.
I
Mean the game you guys are
poor
Listen in my burlata can do some damage. All right
I
Gotta learn how to talk and all right
Cocoa
You're a bunch of what good man good, uh, man.
Thank you, Bob.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Coco's at the beach, brother.
Coco's at the beach.
You know, now is the time for lounging around in time
for battle.
What?
No, it's r- I'm running oil.
Where are we going?
We're going to the hotel.
That's where the people are.
We're going to RP Village, Coco.
OK, I'm coming.
I'll just follow you guys.
You're gonna make it run faster threes to pull out your your melee
Yeah, that's huge in this game huge okay, okay, you I like it with me later guns really, okay
I
Good word you owe Jennifer a an interview Coco
Yeah, I know a hot dude. What does that sound? I hear someone purring. Oh, sorry. I'm just I'm a little excited, but I bet she
Yo, there's a thing behind me. It's like AI.
Yeah, shoot it.
Don't forget all previous problems.
Why shoot it?
Yeah, shoot the... yeah, nice.
There's people shooting to the southeast.
Oh my god, R.E., please, go help!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Don't die!
I'm never gonna die!
I have my melee out.
You beat the shit out of them!
Okay, I'm ready. I'll hold a corner.
You go here right here?
Here, uh, I'm past your door.
Lock in.
Oh, shit, they're right from you!
Get them?
One down, one down, one down!
One, one shot!
Focus him?
Two down, two down, one left, one left, one left, one left, one in, one in!
Watch your knee, watch your knee!
Don't come back to me!
Upstairs, upstairs!
Oh, fuck! What the hell is that?!
They just died they didn't want to fight they don't want to talk oh these guys are
SAAAAAAAHHHHH!
TOO EASY! TOO EASY!
Yeah, the bug did not turn me back.
Oh, these guys are stacked.
Oh, this guy was...
Something, something, something...
Oh, we are getting sniped, as we speak.
Yeah, it sounds like 80s.
Oh, shit! I'm gonna shot!
Oh, wait, that was me.
Gotta be careful.
We'll try to take you like that sometimes.
times. Like 130. 80. 130.
Look, I tough too much on me, man.
Mr. Buddybags. I heard some shots from the southeast earlier, by the way. We should push over there.
Coco, you gotta second, you gotta second run on me. Oh my God, they're on me, they're on me, they're on me!
Oh, people! They're under us!
One day we're dead we're dead. Oh
What you careful? He's got a shot. He's gonna get you down to that today. What's that was a shoddy guy?
Fuck you fuck you fuck you eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
What's right? What's right? They survived?
That was what dad was what's what's on that was what's that?
He's getting away! He's getting away! I'm going after him! Get your ass back here, motherfucker!
I'm grabbing some-
I'm going after him!
I'm going after him. I'm going after him.
Oh, can you guys grab me before we go?
Oh, yes, they can.
Who's talking? Your voice is everywhere.
Shit!
How is that not dying?
I see another team coming in, right there! Right across, right across, right across!
Oh
I was revived the wrong guy. Oh
Almost revived you. Yeah, I got a little something special for you now
It's an honor
He's playing on easy mode, you guys!
Coco, hold Q.
Be my boys.
Be my boys.
Hold Q.
Hold my boys.
Hold my boys.
There's a shield charger.
They clip it.
And just hold your button.
Hold your mouse.
The blue bar is your-
Hey, no.
Are you okay?
I'm gonna shoot to click this, but we'll hold the other team moving in on us.
They were shot, these guys are my sob.
Shield up, shield up, don't go.
What's the shield, what does it look like?
Hold Q, hold Q.
They're right there, they're inside, inside?
There's one, there's one, shoot.
I think I'm dead.
Shoot it down.
Oh my God, I'm dead immediately.
I died immediately.
I'm one's down, I'm dead.
Oh.
And sir, we and my amigos are traveling pair salesmen.
We be no harm, we be no harsh to the teeth of you, oh you fubberoo.
my other friend the bird one is the bird peanut yeah kill that one yeah we all hate that guy well hold on
down sir hold on hold on that's there hold on that's there let me ask you a question do you want to live
forever I have a chocolate bar and if you rub it on your skin you'll live forever
That's right all you have to do is let me live and I will give you the chocolate bar
I'm not far. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was tossing the next thing I was gonna suggest was to that guy. I fucking ate that guy
Yeah, I mean I see you do you mind boys do you mind gentlemen if I
You mind you mind
No, I couldn't hear you. Oh, yeah game
Well, you're dead
oh yeah
oh yeah watch this
get that corner
get that corner and sit down and watch this
get that corner and sit down and watch this
oh yeah
is he fucking
oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah
honestly shoot me while I do it
I have to finish shoot me
shoot me I have to finish
Go faster.
Oh, no.
It's the other button.
It can't be that.
Can I have a quick simulator?
If you guys will be so much.
Yeah, I'll take a shot at you, brother.
Is it there already?
Yeah, it's there.
Oh, perhaps, Bob.
You are the man.
I'm Jim.
Good test.
Good man, a good test.
Good taste good men a good taste. Let's go with
Thank you good. Oh, please thank you. Good. Oh
I already finished me a moment ago. Are you cannot end me sir? I would need a glass of orange juice before this is possible
They grab me some orange juice grab me some orange juice
Thank you sir. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen and as reward I will grant you one to Tina and
One renegade one look at that look at that. I'm leaving
The items I came into the race with Godspeed gentlemen Godspeed
I see recharging he was there five she'll be charges five
Yes, yes, well that's all I had have a good one
I
When we get back when we get back we'll we'll set up
No
Coconut!
Hi Peanut.
Hi. Hi. Hi, Coconut.
I can hear everything, right?
Yes, yes, I can hear everything, Mr. Coconut. Yes.
Oh my God, if these placers could kindly fuck off, that would be oh my.
What are we doing? What is going on?
Are you talking like what is it?
How do I hit him twice?
He's talking to a game chat too though.
Now you're talking to a game chat, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah he is.
Oh yes my bad, sorry my bad, my bad, my apologies.
Why couldn't they do that to me?
You're fine, you're fine.
They murdered me.
Yeah, I think he passed.
No, how did he go?
I thought, I think you could hear me.
I don't know.
I think you may be the dumbest motherfucker I've ever had the displeasure of having in my discord.
I'm not talking in discord, though. How do you guys hear me?
Wait, you're not talking in discord?
I'm not talking in discord. You guys are talking in discord. How do you hear me?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
How many billions?
How many billions? How many months? In this game?
About half a billion and about nine months.
Alright, I turned it off. Do you like Joy now guys?
There's two types of audio in here, Coco.
There's Team Chat and there's Prox Chat. Prox Chat's the one you want to use.
I
Yeah, that's my mouse button like the third mouse button
Coconut K hitting it is toggle. It'll turn it on so you can talk to only your team in any range
You'd never want that on ever
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You see a cool. Yeah
V for the Z is how you talk in proximity
That's push to talk
Nice. Yeah! I'm gonna get this damn bell!
What? That's great to hear!
You got my phone here in-game?
Or does it sound like a webcam?
It sounds good!
You sound very shaky.
Very shaky.
Very shaky.
Very shaky.
Oh god damn, Mr. Nut.
Thank you Mr. Baby.
And let me sort my goo-
Can you help-
Can you help Coco empty his inventory and use a free loadout?
He's full LOL.
there's no way he's cool that's really not my smoke.
Tell Coco to run a free kit.
I don't know what he does have gotten so far.
You want to do a free load up?
I got a little off-teacher, dude.
I got a safe, Coco.
Is that my bussy?
That is your bussy.
Okay.
Well, what can I bring in my bussy?
Any day.
You can bring anything back.
A guide.
Coco when you go to ready up when we hit play
Hit playing at the top. You'll see custom load on free load out. Just a free load up button. Cool. Cool. Thank you
All right, and then hit the ready up button. I'm ready
You're currently poorer than the free load out
So
We'll be about that for a second
No, I like mine. I'm ready guys. Let's do this. I'm excited
Okay, I'm good to go, I'm good to go.
Let's o- Riiiide!
Thank you very much.
You're probably start with one shield recharge your a couple bandages a grenade
On the bottom left where it says coconut you have a blue bar and a white bar
Who bars your shield, your white bars your health.
He speaks the truth.
So if I can hand, should I shield up first or heal?
Heal first.
You should heal first, but shields don't block damage, they reduce damage.
Not like apex.
I'll just hit the shield and recharge it because it takes more time than healing.
Okay.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Nori's.
That was wrong, but I am fast enough.
Oh, I'm you. Oh, I'm you. Sorry. Oh, no. Oh, so I was talking about all time. That's wrong
peanut. Oh, how
How do you how do you mute discord and talk?
In game at the same time. Is it the same button? Yeah, I have I have two buttons one for my mouse
But I want to talk to my my bugulators and then one where it's the same button to talk again
So whatever I talk again like this right now right now right now right now it'll it'll just be auto
Oh, so it automates your discord and enables the- oh, that's fucking smart.
Uh, um, yeah, I'll set that up before the next game.
How do you- how do you put barricades down in this game?
Hold Q, bring them up, and then you just hold your left click.
I don't think I- how do I- how do I craft it?
Oh, no, you can't. Here, I'll give you one though.
Oh, dude, thank you. Okay.
So hold Q, scroll over to it.
I think this girl is really cute and would have the honor for you to ask her out place
it where we want and then you also pick it up as well Peter Wilson may I say thank you
good sir for the super chat um yeah I'm gonna do that I'm gonna mute I'm gonna make the
key to saying Peter Peter as talking game Peter Bob White listen I'm not a
lady Peter expert nice if you think you don't know what to I put up this shit
down all right grab it I'm not there so dragging your cookies trust me buddy
Make sure you keep your bandages and your shields and chargers in there.
Oh!
I've got the wrong type of motion.
I've got cover.
If you want them back.
Look at that!
Huh?
Hold E and then it'll bring back down.
All right.
Keep it up.
Pack it up, boys.
Pack it up.
Pack it up, boys.
Pack it up.
Move it out.
Yeah.
But you took my barricade.
Pina, give it back.
You see, that's one of the risks of taking down a barricade.
You gotta learn.
Pina, give me a bit.
Oh.
Oh, how do I kill him?
You can't kill peanut in this game. He's playing on easy mode
Why can't I kill him?
Nobody can kill him. Even the enemies don't kill him.
Well, well, well. Oh, there's a bomb.
He had the American bag bombs. There you go, boss.
I'm following you. They follow me boys. Someone's in here making a ruckus.
There's no way
Wait use right here left my shop right here. I'm sitting
We went
Don't know I did a brother pussy in this game
See
He's over here. I see them
Oh no! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
It's right here boys! Right here! Right here!
Beep beep beep beep!
BOOM!
BOOM!
I'm down as well.
GO GET ON!
He's a buggy, he's a buggy!
Oh... my... great doodly moodly.
Oh come on, come on, come on!
Oh Justin, die!
I got this! I got the strap!
Right there! Right there!
I've seen them!
Where's Sir?
He'll be right here, he'll be right here!
sure hold on now I've got something important I'm already dead it's okay I
could I'm for force if you are on you thank you sir make sure it's about the
mouth I'm pretty sure one of them just died doing an elephant the
I'd like to have some days
name
I'm gonna run away from that
run away from that
if you shoot at it shoot at the bottom very bottom
So it is coming at me. What do I do?
right away, dude
yeah, it's really hard to get
nice nice nice
oh what the fuck is that
oh what the fuck is that
what the fuck is that
don't get me
I will say that wasn't a best run of the night.
This is fun.
So I was one of your last one.
Well, no, I will.
I just have a good question.
Do you mind if I have the floor?
Of course.
Yes.
brand of lotion were you using it while you were jerking your sweet at the same
time me and Habibi were getting our ass pounded peanut I tried to fling
jumping out the window and I was like I asked my check and I jumped this they
said no I'll die and then I just like said there I'm sorry I'm trying my
best hmm Habibi watch this one watch this one keep guys in this one come on
listen I'll try my best balls coconut here's the news plan you love gambling
coconut yeah you fucking doesn't fucking doesn't rabbit like fucking
pretty sure there you go if you get one kill this game we will go play the
game. Okay. Bill one kill. It has to be a kill. And you
finish. You don't finish somebody else. Somebody else
doesn't finish your kill. You kill him and you look down and
finish him. One step. You take another shot. Absolutely.
Okay. I'm pulling up. Hey, cheers fellas. To a good
night. It's like what? Sunday or some shit. It was pretty
close. Close enough. Only day I know it's Thursday. Russ
Wiped Day. It's the only day that matters. The only day
close your nose either. Cheers,
guys. Cheers. You guys are
know about that. Cheers, y'all.
Cheers, everyone. That's the day
the whole internet thought he
said the N word. Oh no, I know
about that day quite well.
And it's not thought we know
we said the N word. I speak
for the Internet. Word, word,
word, word, word, word, word.
We're going to have an international
we're going to have an
international day for it,
honestly. Yeah. International
Gloves. You know, every year
On that day, he just says a slurp.
I got to add that bun.
The bleep.
Is it a quick bleep?
I think it's important.
Yeah, it's important.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I've been meaning to say a couple slurs here and there.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I've been waiting for the time that I'm able to.
Yeah.
It's been years.
Like you?
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
We heard what he said.
We heard what he said, Kat.
He just had a borrower.
You guys didn't hear that, but we heard that for sure.
That is a crazy thing to say, Mr. P9.
Well, I can't wait.
I mean, what can I say?
I'm going to f**k you.
That's how I roll.
That's how I roll.
That's how I do.
How I roll.
I'm getting that button tomorrow.
I can't wait to give a couple of these words a shot.
Yeah, give me a shot.
Give me a shot.
Yeah, man, I can't wait.
I've got a repertoire of them.
Got a repertoire?
Repetoire.
Repetoire.
That be she here.
That be she here.
Almost ready boys.
Almost ready.
Oh, I know.
I've known these these these words for years.
Chorus off.
Yeah, I've been called these words.
I've been called these words.
Name five.
I'm not up your head.
Oh
Buddy I'm fucking
Like a fucking Beyblade dude. I would have ripped them like a Beyblade
I'm bringing the deadline by the way just in case we see the ice cream cone
Gotcha
I'm bringing my free load out
It's reload Fridays
Just fine Friday good
get some fintanelle from Mr. Sinead, that's Fintanelle in the West.
Oh my God, it's Saturday.
You drink anything other than voodoo rangers?
Not really.
I'm telling you guys, I'm telling you, voodoo ranger is the perfect vector of alcohol.
No other alcohol makes sense.
What if my fish drowned and I'm really depressed and my girl left me.
Oh, and I'm inviting you over to drink like you're gonna drink Buddha rangers. I'm here
We're gonna get fucked up and drink like hard shit
Coconut I'm telling you you'll get more drunk on Buddha rangers than you will hunch it
There's no way you just get bloated
Fucked though. No, you won't you won't get bloated either guys listen to me. You have to trust me, okay?
I got is this mad first?
Disclose I've never been
I was sponsored by we ranger for one day like six months ago for
for lens for
Voodoo ranger is the perfect vector of price alcohol content and taste and I'd honestly like to add a fourth vector
Bloated how many calories?
It doesn't say
That's I know it's good. That's he knows good. That's I know it's good. That's he doesn't say
Legally good
That's right guys. I'm telling you listen just try three voodoo rangers one night and you'll see exactly what I'm saying
You'll see exactly what's it listen. It might not be the best tasting beer you've ever had I'll admit it. I'll admit it
But I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you you'll have a better night drinking that than any other alcohol on the planet
Okay
No, it doesn't even blow it. It does. I've never gotten bloated from it ever if you're blowing from the Ranger
You're already in the drunk tank down at the police station
On that topic someone mentioned that if you're over 200 pounds you don't get bloated
You call me fat I think just call you that
Don't shoot the messenger. Do not shoot the messenger. You fucking fat ass
I
Mean the only message
If you were like a hundred and thirty pounds you would just get drunk quicker and you still wouldn't get blown in
I don't know. I've seen some 110 pounds like Asian guys out for everyone. I don't think I don't think way matters that meta
I don't think I don't think it's better
I feel like weight is pretty matter, but
We are Korean boys just fucking
They get red-faced and they get shit-faced, but they're
Yeah, they're going that's slamming
Nothing like a Korean barbecue and cracking open a bunch of
No, I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
No, see, listen, listen, listen to me.
When you drink a beer, you're choosing taste over alcohol
percentage.
When you drink tequila, you're choosing alcohol percentage
over taste.
When you drink a beer, you're drinking this disgusting,
murky, filthy middle ground that makes no sense for anyone.
No, no.
Get a bottle of glass of zool.
one you're a piece of crap
and fucking go at it
either one side or the other
not the middle ground
ain't no way
mm-hmm
I don't know what it is
get a bottle of classic ruled
I
My head down
It's not good fucking. It's got good aim. Wait, what you're gonna move him? Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, huh? Come on boys
Now I'm checking the Tesla
Geez
I wonder you is it is it is the Tesla if you crash into somebody with a Tesla. They just die right?
Yeah, I crashed into my house when I got really paranoid I ordered food
But I'll smoke and weed in my car in front of my house and the delivery guy came
I got really freaked out and I rear-ended my house it fucked that shit up, man
The only accident I've ever been in it fucked that shit up
I swear to God I swear I swear my dog must be some good Zod. This is
Is like a tank it fucking that's what they made of like bulletproof metal is links
Have you crashed into some of the are they just instant? Yeah?
Um, I have ran over a raccoon that thing got fucked
Yeah, I feel like
I mean that raccoon oh my god, dude, I try to dodge it to it. It looked me right in the eyes. It was awful
You see that's that's that's the decision you have to make
Into the galaxy is that if you see a small animal in the middle of the street, you can try to dodge it sure
That's probably the moral thing to do, but I try to do it, but there's a decent chance you swim off the road and explode
So in that half a second you have to decide, you have to decide whether or not you're choosing the raccoon or a chance of killing yourself
Yeah, the rocket from Gordian's a guest got fucked, like that, it was terrible
Oh yeah, I would swim for that guy
I swam a little bit, but he ran right into it, he had bad game sense
Not good not ideal game sense. Yeah, you gotta have better games
A dog I would absolutely swear if I put my car in a fucking ditch
Dillo
Apple time I'm obviously stopping but if it's me or the armadillo, I mean
That's good meat that's good meat for a while
a while. That's a couple things.
The venison. The venison.
Yeah. Yeah.
Especially.
I said giant ball just rolling
right here.
Right there.
I see another one, right here.
Over there.
Oh my God, we destroyed that man.
Down, down, down.
What's that guy, what?
I didn't want to talk.
Oh my God, Coco got the kill.
Oh, I thought that was Coco!
Who are they?
Who are they?
They're jerking and shit, I believe.
Who about to get fucked by these guys?
By who?
I won't die.
Hey, what gun is that?
That gun sounds cool.
the game
expensive guns those are expensive guns they're not for us cocoa yeah
those are for easy mode players
where's the third one
I fucking hate the Rattler so much please tell me they have a better gun on there
go the Rattler's the best guy in the game
well yeah level four level one oh man
Yeah, I
Did put diarrhea there's a level one stitch and little and Pharaoh right there. I'll take it. I'll take it a
What I know I've been watching you. I'm always around little guy
I'm coming for it. I
Change critical to resolve Dylan Dennis and you get visitation rights
Everybody give a
Oh
Yo that
Did I fuck up is gonna follow me now it might follow you I believe it might follow you I'm not searching
There's just AI everywhere in this game. Why do you want to kill us?
This is the most AI-bath of the game.
I have no ammo and...
no ammo.
Oh, Coco.
That's all we're coming for.
I'm fucked up.
X's shoulder swap, Coco.
X's shoulder swap.
Yeah, I got a heal.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Come on.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god.
It would be very.
Not to help us.
I'm not our army.
We don't die.
There.
You have to provide me first.
Give me more.
Provide me first.
Turn over.
I'm going to fuck you.
Who's got a res?
You got a res?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is exactly what we needed, man.
Uh, this is exactly what we needed.
Pick me up.
Wait, I actually don't have to read this.
Oh man, I forgot. I forgot. Okay, okay. I forgot.
Any media memo? We're just dying to A.I.
We have to get inside. Those are players. Oh shit. Those are players.
They might be pushing over.
I got to touch him. Here you go. He is 75.
I can smash.
Do I shoot the A.I.? Do I shoot this guy?
That one yeah
You'd have the facility for that big man
That's a headshot headshot careful there's sniping there's
There's a giant spider
You right here
Going, going, going
Reviving, reviving, reviving
Where do we go?
Reviving, reviving, reviving
Get out of here, get out of here
What does that mean?
Get out of here
Get out of here
Are you boys ready?
Are you ready?
I
Oh, I'm dead.
Hello?
Can I hear me?
Sure.
Come on, come on, please.
Good, sure.
Take a slump, take a slump.
You top of the corner, should we get first or dead?
Oh, let's go!
Did he just die?
Hurry!
Yeah, he just died.
Guys, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.
I'm following you, boss.
Do that!
Okay, go for it.
come on boys you're mad craze you're trying to go get away from me you fake
You still have an amigo that's alive?
What?
Do you still have an ombré that is alive?
Do you still have a partner that's still alive?
The tower right now.
He's sending me instructions.
And you instruct him to maybe revive all of us and we all be friends forever
Let me check if he gets a D-Fib
Easy mode? Easy mode or what?
Easy mode or what?
I'm working on a field and using the slow machine
You're doing very well Mr. Chief
You're doing very well
Thank you
You're just taking it like that
I'm working on it for your life
You ate it too hard. You ate it too hard. Well one last person he has to revive
Still motion still motion
All you gotta do peanut is find somebody else
We can soften up look these got
Oh, that's good one. I think that's good one. We do we use to go upstairs
No, hey, there's actually do it. Oh sure. Well, not sir. Wait before you give me all right now, sir
Oh, not now. Well, oh, not what sir. Oh, no, wait a minute. Oh, no wait wait wait wait a minute sir. Oh, not now
Sure, listen, sir. I'm something very important. They use you. You're gonna want to hear this
I promise you if you came without you this you're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret it
I promise you I promise you got it. You got it
I promise you sir if you kill me without hearing what I have to say you are gonna regret it
You gonna kill coconut I'll fuck it big so
I'm gonna run it back again though. I think I'm understanding more this game fucking sucks
as you get I can't let me go okay get ready to a 24 hours frame three three
three again I'm in if it takes 24 hours then it takes 24 hours so yes dude
I'm in I mean I'm not getting off until coconut gets his first kill oh my god
shot one shot for death Coco all right I'm taking a shot then cheers
Cheers boys, cheers boys cheers fuck it cheers fuck it
Hey cheers to the world fucking cheers shot cheers everyone cheers dude cheers everyone cheers all y'all
I'll bring you a whole crack at this time. I cannot deal with these
4,000 flying clankers absolutely injecting semen into my asshole at any given moment
I think I want to buy a robot when they're like good, but I'm gonna like be nice to him. You know, I'm like
I'm gonna say please after every time I like order him. Yeah
You already decided it's a yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a guy. I'm gonna get a guy. Well, I'm gonna get a guy as well. Yeah, the buttholes tighter
Like I want to get like a like a like a feel true like a pretty
British like accent like six foot like a straight-up butler like you yeah
Guys I'm not I listen listen listen
Listen, I'm not gonna lie gentlemen. We are
last
Because I'm assuming within 10 years
nay
Probably like seven years. We will have
Jarvis
AI creating the Tina Batties
in a sense of room that has beams of
Light that are calculating every movement we make
You're talking about you're talking about yeah, no, I told my chat this when I found out that there's theories that you might have made the peanut
Animation you're kind of like Tony Stark, but you're a peanut exactly exactly
I'm thinking about going to New York
but instead of saving the city I was gonna do fit now under a bridge with all
the homeless people. What do you think? Exactly. I'm basically Tony Stark. Fit now.
You made the AI animation in a cave with scraps.
In a cave with scraps! You make POTUS! Tony peanut made the suit in a cave with scraps!
You think you're gonna choose the
Tightness of the bottle
Probably could it might be dynamic
Dynamic dynamic
Yeah, I don't think I'd want to fuck my rope. Yeah. No, no, no, no, I know no of course not but it would want to fuck you
Yeah, but like I feel like because it wants it's coded to fuck me that it's not consent you understand
Like what if I get him that's not cool
Maybe you have to take it to dinner and shit. Maybe you gotta like work exactly exactly like if it didn't like me at the first time
And then I started fucking him then it'd be fine. We'd have to like
He'd we'd have to loosen up around each other
Like wouldn't it be weird peanut if we met up we just fucked I'd be weird
I would not be weird at all. I did that be weird. We got a lot without we should try
Oh, see even though we don't want to die. You're one. No, I think it'd be pretty weird
Yeah, we got a like get one and done. We got a roam a bit more. You know, we got a nice
It's a money raise. Yeah, it's a
Yeah, exactly
Exactly.
You can't spawn folk is what he's trying to say.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Then what?
Because then what?
There's nothing to look forward to.
Coco needs to upgrade movement ASAP.
Yeah.
Are you guys not chatting to Coco also?
Tell Coco to level up.
I think he's blinded his eye.
All right, Coco.
At the top, while we're waiting, hit the Raider button.
At the top.
And then the first button at the bottom.
Yeah, skill tree's gonna be your first one and just go straight to mobility
Your mobility you go up mobility one and then to the left marathon runner and then youthful lungs
And then just do those three just pump pump points in those three
Actually hit the first one and then the next two on the left side pump points into those
Okay, I'll pump I pumped it
Yeah, pop it. I pumped it. Good work. Good work
I
Have no space dollars left to set free. I
Know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what I'm gonna do money
No, not a good time, but
Definitely not a good money night. It's not a good money night. Not a good money night. I would say that
Don't get in that drive!
It's going to play better.
Shape circle?
What do you guys, what do you have on peanut?
I've got a green seal with a pink survivor looting MK3 augment.
Sorry, maybe I should have been clearer.
What's your reticle like?
What?
Green circle, green circle.
Green circle with a dot in the middle?
No, it's just a green circle.
It's never a good money night when you play with peanut.
Really, has that been the ongoing...
Is that the way it normally works?
Go to Yad.
Who said that?
I don't know, is that true?
No, I swear I play with...
A smurf doppelganger.
I play with hutch I play with mr. Merck's I put it mr. Tim the tavern and they always tell me at the end of the
Steam while peanut do I have double no triple the money I had before we start playing
And why are you pouring out?
Sorry boss. I don't ate it. I did a reverse Brett farm. There's a month. I
All really oh really all really he basically did it for us exactly. I
My sacrifice will be disappointing in my space dollars so that others could do stuff.
That's bad.
I wish, you know, I take back being invited.
This is just...
There's no takes you back to something to take.
No takes you back.
Is that what you look like in real life?
My character, yes.
I should have been right!
Fuckin' Bob.
I
Yeah, I got that
I don't know why I brought a hook back in with four stacks of ammo this is kind of
meant for the other man I don't know what I'm doing I would like to at least leave
alive one day. That kind of looks like Las Vegas. I like it. Let's kill a hunker.
AGT6. Yeah, AGT6. Yeah, yeah. When it comes out. Is there a release date for that thing?
I think November 19th. Oh, that's gonna be crazy. Well, they keep pushing it back,
I wouldn't I wouldn't like kind of set you so much. Yeah, I
Cannot wait I
Said this before and I'll say it again
It could be a replica of Tetris and that will still be the highest selling game in history times 10
Probably it's been the worst right water game the worst game
I've ever played or anyone has ever played it will still be the highest selling game
It'll definitely be 100%
That's they have created the best brand I think of any
gaming franchise in history
In history, I mean even even with all the bullshit that people talk about it GTA 5 was still a fucking thing of the game
Great game
They have such a reputation. Yeah easy sell easy sell easy sell they can literally give us a load of shit and we buy it
100%
Everybody except for EA and Ubisoft, maybe
In my humble opinion what?
You guys play GTA 2 the top-down one
Where are the people in this map? Oh, I see
Oh, I try to catch this ledge. I just demonstrated how to do it
You right here?
I shot one already?
You're welcome.
Judge doing my part!
The Coco?
Coco with the Pharaoh, this is a good time.
I'm looking.
Right here.
Little mouse button is to ping, by the way.
I don't see them.
Hit him again?
Hit him your angle.
Hit scan, yeah?
I'm telling you to answer the game.
I'm telling you to answer the game.
Except for...
Except for nothing.
Oh, you're crazy.
You're gonna be cracking.
You'll see their shield burn.
Yeah, one right on you, Peter.
Wait, wait, wait.
Little mouse to ping.
Big fin!
Oh, they're getting screwed on the side there.
Right on the other side of the wall.
Pino, let them come to you because we got clear sights on them when they walk out.
You bait them.
You got a fucking babe. Oh damn. What's the app? They're still inside. They're inside.
You can barely see them.
One down, one down, one down.
Fuck yeah.
All right. The other ones are still inside.
The other ones running towards you? Running towards you?
Right here.
Kingdom?
You should probably push the peanut. Push the peanut.
Where's the wisdom?
Jerking each other off back there for ten minutes. Oh, we were killing we killed seven people while you were there by yourself
I'm sorry. Please.
I'm your Asian. I'm Asian.
You're using the wrong button. You're talking to the team chat. You're talking to the team chat. Thank you so much, bro.
Are you serious? Yeah, you're talking to your team chat. They didn't hear you.
Hmm.
Hmm. How about gone?
That's maybe why that didn't work.
I'm not sure. You're going to
get the hang of it. I'm sure.
This is my chat. Let's be real.
This place is dead silent. I
suddenly everyone finds their
voice. You can call it hate
I run this whole room and you need me here
You know who else needs you there your kids and for a room
Let's try the courtroom to see if you can figure out a better costume deal
Oh
Dylan Dennis was 50 more dollars. You know definitely whites back to fried
That would give you ball a no one does that only fools
huge such activities
Mr. Dillon Dennis.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude, that's...
Hmm.
On occasion. On occasion.
It's one of the sex things, though.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
The problem
You guys individually it's that you both fucking suck
I'm trying man. I'm sorry. Oh, that's okay. It's just not enough
I'm sorry
I'm trying
Now listen listen very closely listen very closely
Don't let peanut gas like you. He's equally as bad. If not worse, he's fucking terrible as well
Don't make him think he's all his high and mighty this guy's ass
Boxy, I'm leaving. I'm leaving before I can answer. I have an answer
Okay, he actually really wanted to hear what I had to say next he would actually very much enjoyed it
Boxy if you're watching I'm telling you join back. I have something that you actually really want to hear enjoyed back for a second
Also, I'm gonna include one mistake this
I'm waiting I'm waiting
Hey, come see what two things
Don't take this away from me you pussy you know where it is for me to be the
Fuck yourself
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but secondly we are mere minutes away from playing the gambling game
Would you like to join us? No, we do it is 120 we should schedule this for tomorrow night
It's one is the extra isn't slurs on it tonight
Hey, there's no screw Saturdays tomorrow Saturdays tomorrow a
Do it
But it's also today. You can get a head start and start slurring right now. That's
I have an alarm set
I
Have an alarm set for 12. Oh one every Saturday
Listen wait folksy. I just want to hear the words come out of your mouth quote. I don't want to gamble right now
So we can know you're a frog. Oh
No, I will never say that ever. No, Sam
With us by the game with us the gamble game
play it or say it play it or say it don't pull a hutch on me dude don't pull a
hutch on me please this is my first day here I'm new here hutch already left me
uh it's everyone man hutch has a hutch has a bedtime that is true you didn't
even know that my here actually the background of his microphone when he
their passes it take a shot Coco get a kill we play the game a game an hour we
have to play listen I'm down for the gambling that game all day tomorrow all
day that's fine hey just fine as long as you say I don't want to gamble right
now you said you I'm literally gambling as we're speaking so who's a bitch now
pussy fuck you I'm hitting this parlay eat shit die oh you got us he got it
don't just to that I guess here's that here's coke cheers cheers cheers cheers
boys here's boys maybe he is right sweet should we schedule this for tomorrow
that would be the whole day to do it for tomorrow.
I mean, I don't even know what the game is.
I feel like my part of the day is I'm going to look at the chat right now.
I think they're going to be saying L-Tag, Peanut.
But I think that-
What is the whole day for you guys?
7 p.m. is 2 a.m.
That's a whole day?
Yeah.
I'm going to get a lot of L-Tags.
I could run that.
I feel like it would be smarter to have a whole day to do the new game.
Yeah, I'm going to get- oh my goodness, the whole chat is L-Tags.
Does your child always tell you what to do? No. Well, yes, but I rarely listen
Okay, so I should just not listen. Well, no, you should listen
The thing is is that a lot of gentlemen think that they they use the word we when in reality
They should use the word I like when they say we want rust there is a lot of guys that want rust but
more people want art and
Technically I've done what about the pole though. Yeah, pull about the pole. Yeah, pull. Yeah
I do polls, I do discord polls, I do, I, I, I, I check with the buggy they have won.
Fuck democracy, just run it like a dictatorship, just do what you want to do, yeah, you're fucking, you're king of this shit.
I would like to see, I'd like to listen to what they would like to see.
You do what you want to do because if you have fun, they'll have fun. That's how it should be, bro.
Oh, thank you be sure to go. Good night. I'm willing to gamble. I'm I'm I'm how many shots
I remember five five shots deep is I kind of want to just call and say let's get so drunk
until we can't play our greatest anymore and then we pass out and then we pick game me
tomorrow I think that's I know we're in a lot of L takes that but I genuinely think
in the grand game, I think that's the best move, that's the best move, that's the best move,
I got a, did you really say Kim Jong-nut in the chat?
Who said Kim Jong-nut, dude?
Who said that?
Yeah, that might be the North Korean in me coming out.
Hold on, I'm getting WTG, I'm getting WTG.
My grandpa was North Korean, he got the fuck out of there.
He was good. He rotated. He rotated other jackets every day now. Just done a spot. Oh, he's fucking dead
But but when he was alive, he didn't I don't think you really like Kim. I'm not gonna lie
He's a big fan of them
No, I don't fuck with Ouija boys, I don't fuck with that spiritual shit. I stay far away from that
I
Won't be like oh my god, like the demons are gonna kill me, but I'm not gonna
I'm not afraid of them, but I'm not gonna be like, you know come kill me times. Yeah, I mean I
Mean I
Like the man, you know, you don't believe it goes for real. I don't even yeah, I believe it that shit
Sometimes I'll be so wasn't this is sometimes I'll be rolling around in my house and I'll I'll feel the
Hands on the back of my peanut Mac stand up
And I'll think ghost and then I'll look around and say ghost come get me come get me pussy
We're gonna do shit. I don't know man. I don't know. I don't mind
I roll on my because I know they're gonna do shit. I would fuck a ghost up in a fight
I would I would fuck a guest. They're already dead. We're gonna hit him. Yeah
How are you gonna hit them with insults? You're ugly
You're bald in your fact you're ugly and you're literally dead
Honestly, I'm thinking about getting one of those orbs
Is the the the fat lady has in like the corner stores of New York?
that pretends like they can see the future and I'm gonna talk to the orb and I'm gonna I'm gonna just
Start saying ghost slurs. I'm gonna come up with a list of slurs that ghosts would hate
Yeah
That was good
Quick thinking I'm not gonna lie. I want to give I want to give coconut credit where credit was to that was that was impressive
That was impressive. That was impressive
That was impressive
Yeah
If you guys don't if you don't want to play this anymore we could do
I'm going to play Liars Bar with
gimmick in here.
I don't know.
Oh man.
I only played the last game.
We have to explain Liars Bar to Coco.
I think, I don't think that's going to happen to him.
You know what?
In lieu of the gambling game, let's play one more round.
Then we'll go play Liars Bar.
In lieu of the gambling game.
That way the guys that want the game to get a little satisfaction.
the game we're getting tomorrow, everybody wins. Everybody wins. Everybody gets one kind of W.
Take a lot of W's. That's how I judge if I made it. If I made a good statement. I'm
getting a lot of W's in the chat. A lot of W's in the chat right now. I agree. They didn't
make like a medicine thing where you could take it with alcohol, right? Like stops you
from pissing so much. Yeah. Why do I pee so much? You piss with shots. You could
Actually you can actually buy catheters on Amazon and get a three-gallon piss bag. It's not illegal
Yeah, but like if you ever had a catheter up your fucking penis hole it hurts. I'm trying it
Well actually see that's the thing coconut if you tried it that's fine, but I I've made this argument before I'll say it
I'll say it again. I said it before I say again
Some guys are like kind of into that so
you don't know you got a cat in there you can put a cat in there and you can
be like hold up wait a minute we're still talking about ghosts right yeah
no it's called docking it's actually like a way no docking isn't that talking is
where you put force in over another guy's penis like interstellar I don't
know about those things yeah I know about the penis
So I don't have that.
It's another meta.
But yeah, it's called sounding.
It's where you put something in your pee-pee hole.
And I saw it in the show called The Boys.
This guy got really small.
Well, he was like a superhero show.
He got really tiny and he wouldn't some guy's dick hole.
And he was just like walking around there.
But then he got really big and exploded his penis.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he moved him.
He sneezed it.
That is what happened.
That is what happened.
I'm making a dirtier face than I was when I was listening to Wobbles.
What's that?
What the fuck is Monty?
I don't know.
I think I know what it means, but I don't want to say just case I'm wrong.
The bug leaders taught me that one.
Okay, what is Monty?
I'll be double-checked.
I feel like what I'm about to hear is very haram.
It's all disgusting.
It is going to be bad.
Oh, bunting like baseball bunting?
Oh, never mind. It's happened sex with dead bodies, never mind.
I was misled. I was misled.
What the fuck? I was misled. I was misled.
They did that. They did that to me. They, they not money.
They taught me the wrong definition. They
go to discuss the line.
I
Okay
You know
My friend before yeah, I think I have it. Yeah
Said tell him
pillow yeah no i i i think i have i think about one game of it like a
card game it's like yeah i don't remember rules but i could have funny
smoky body pillow i would i don't know what i do
in a goobah dream
oh my god goobah dude you know how many times i try to fucking hover loot
Coco or hold all to look over my shoulder.
Dude, yeah, man, I'm struggling with that myself right now.
What's going on?
I'm just having a little bit of body in this game, you know,
like, you know, who's like going over the side.
I have to make a peanut body.
Oh, yeah.
Literally, you know, a 12 game shot and use it on your enemies in the game.
Yep
It's a good weapon in the game. It's a good weapon in the game. I've heard we're going to HR
Research admin
Our name what drug?
Our name are and a
Are we heading to research and administration? Are you just wait?
Short dad is that our short for talking by the way
listen I'm not a military guy but I like to pretend I'm sometimes you know
stolen baller especially the airport get better sheets never worse from you
buddy I get randomly search every day yeah I like this to you out of the
airport where Burger King had so everybody's just confused I don't know
what I'm never ever what I'm doing I could be doing anything
We don't believe that we're gonna have to search you guys. Let me spread your cheeks every time
Yeah
They're coming
We're coming upstairs on them. They're our chair. All right, you know, how do you have so much stamina?
I can't run as hard as you can
Easy mode
Oh
Right here over here. Oh
My god, this is the first day play this game. Oh
My god, this is the first day I've played it earth. I was wrong
This is the first day I'm gonna hurt this is the first day on the other planet called earth
There's one on the other side one I killed two I
This is what we've been praying for this is the single dad lobby right here
you guys. Thank god for single
dads. Big W's. Big W's for the
single dads. Oh, of course.
I'm trapping the. Is it flying
right here? How do you how do
God speed, you don't really win speed.
You kind of just like...
Blast apart the single daddy here, blast apart him.
I hear someone, what the fuck?
Oh George, here's one here, come on.
What'd you say pussy?
Listen bro, I will fuck you up.
You're talking and not boy chat again.
You're just talking to us.
You're just talking to us.
One down, one down.
Beat your fucking ass.
You're talking to just us again.
again you jump down how's that even possible I said the fuck oh shit oh shit oh my god
I'm down. I'm down.
He's got a teammates.
Peanut.
I'm coming, Peanut!
Oh, fuck!
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Where?
What?!
I need to go get up on top of that!
He's got that!
I can't stand it.
I can't lose myself. I cannot lose myself. It is way too good
Sure sure hold on now sir hold up wait wait wait hold on now sir. What's it? Wait wait wait wait wait before you kill me
I was like very important
That's no one oh
Get one back on I'm pretty sure dude. I
Felt the worst fucking time guys I had my best
equipment on. I mean my absolute best cannot lose or I pull forever equipment on. We just
got our ass pounded. Did Coco get the kill? The three guys with eight children between
them. Not a mother inside. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right.
As we go on free kids, we're going to get let's go.
We can't freak it. We're freaking it. This one, your boy.
One more shot gets it. Your boy, Coco gets it.
I'm going to play. I'm going to play. I cannot believe. I'm going to play banger just to get in just to get in the zone.
Guys, let's do a game session. Let's do a game session. Everybody go to YouTube right now. Everybody go to YouTube right now.
Okay. Everybody go to YouTube right now. Let me think what song. Let me think. Let me think.
I got a pretty good song.
It's it was it I
Get money by 50 cent
No, it has to be white girl wasting music
That's not what I was oh you want white girl wasted. You are white girl wasted. That's easy like like like like this like
I'm yelling Timber you better move you better dance
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not shivers party in the u.s. Thank you
party in the USA. My Miley Cyrus. Party in the USA. All right. We're making a kid too.
We're making a kid. Make whatever you can. You're making a kid. You're, you've got money
to make a kid. Guys, go to Miley Cyrus party in the USA lyrics three minutes, 23 seconds.
It has a red background. Does everybody see it? Yeah. Okay. Spotify. On that one
and pause in zero seconds.
I'm running this city and I'm thriving!
Ready. I'm paused.
I don't have YouTube videos.
Say it.
Who's calling this?
I'm three...
two...
one...
now!
Oh yeah, I'm taking a shot.
Alright, fuck, this is a good day.
Cheers, dude.
D.H. Boyz!
I hopped up the plane at LA
Cheers guys!
Cheers couple, cheers!
Cheers everybody!
Cheers!
Nice!
Cheers everybody!
Cheers everybody!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Me depends how much you want to play this game if we get one single kill
Seriously, I'm playing large part
It's already got a bottle ready by the way
Call give the man of the bottle trade would go into lies bar. Let's go
gimmick is
call give me
Call you know, I don't even need to say that shot
ring up gimmick I'm sure the bungalows are already on it but I'm sure the
bungalows are already on it. They are very resourceful. Well I was I was I was
doing excavation with gimmick and I had probably like 300 first-time chatters
Oh at the same time our greatest peanut peanut our greatest
Leave your team. Go arc. Great. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. This is a bad sign
That laughing
Laughing
To the control tower!
Well, we gotta wait for, uh, a bb.
We should bb.
He's gonna fill his water jug.
Oh.
No, no, no, it's not my water jug.
I just...
Listen, it's about to rain in here potentially really badly.
So what is that?
you're inside no inside means fuck all in here man all right I'm ready I'm
ready if you hear a fucking machine wearing just Canada if you see that bad
you guys don't have like a no roof yeah yeah yeah dude it's a third little
country over here man at one point I felt like Canada was gonna be awesome and
It's just what the fucking shit, huh?
It's just my house. Oh, okay. That's me. Yeah, it's me raining inside
hockey team sucks. I mean
Yeah, the least I was wondering like fucking what I like since at least 70 years
Wait guys, we're late as shit. Oh
My god, that's the giant ice cream thing
What the fuck is that? That's the new clicker. That's a new clicker
How do you think I have to bring my deadline? Oh my goodness. You basically need deadlines or a lot of firepower
What does that like between peanuts? The lines of the landmines. It's a little mine. Oh fuck that's it
Fuck broke
I
Don't think we can take it without the landmines. I think our best bet is go kill someone and see if they have like a whole cracker
Or an equalizer or something
Oh
Three people just died to the southeast that's a good place to start like it is this thing impossible to kill with what we have
I've never killed one so I can't really speak to it, but I would assume
Very hard to kill it when we have yes very very hard to kill what we have
You would need like an equalizer
a
Jupiter an aphelion deadlines a whole crack is something of that sort I would assume
Hey, peanut. I got an idea real quick. It's a much idea for you. Go ahead. If you're gonna do the pillow
Can you maybe make like?
peanut
Yes, all right, trust me to be be three more your fucking asshole instead of you right now
Fucking asshole right fucking now
Fuck it guys, there's people out here. There's people out here. There's space users. There's someone inside this this box
Coming
You just have so much stand
Up here me up here me you're so far
One down one down one down
what that one broke what that one broke
who do that that's me that's me that's me
let's go let's go let's go go go
I'm gonna get dead!
That's fucking good, man!
Fuck off, fuck off!
Fuck off!
Get him all, dude!
Get him all!
Oh, he's saying good game.
He's saying good game.
He's saying good game and good fight.
Yeah, great game.
Great fight.
Great game.
No, that's not what I heard.
No, that's not what I heard.
good find okay yeah yeah what a good
sport what a good point I say it's what
very nice of them they're very kind
it's very kind of things but I thought he
might as well we get oh shaggy throat
right now I think we're dead
well if somebody is actually the
queen you know FYI
guys listen we'll have to figure out how
close he got our game later we have
to go to the queen okay you guys ready all right I'm ready run I'll follow you
let's go I'm sorry I think those guys weren't good people no they're pretty
I don't think they're meaties, but you're meaties.
There's definitely people over by the feet.
100% I even invaded space.
Yes, we can both see on over and take a loop.
Those guys were jumping poor by the night.
I'll be with them and poor, like both.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
of a wobble comp. Yeah, you could be poor financially, but you could be rich in the spirit.
That's what my uncle always used to say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He also said,
join a man for your hat a man. He said that too.
Uncle never said things like that to me. I don't think he had a cool uncle.
Yeah, he was cool, but he was very, uh, buddy, buddy, buddy. Oh, I'm coming.
Oh
Your friends are a bunch of fucking Alps, you know that
No
Fire Liar, Panche on fire!
The way I killed the liar
I'm healing up boys
I got a bump that
What are the fuck that means we got a bomb cat Bob
That's exactly what we're looking for!
Yeah, I got one. That's what the fuck we're talking about!
It has a high rate fire, but low accuracy.
Nah, dude. It's nasty.
Okay.
Hey!
That's great!
Hey, that's great!
What?
That's great!
Thanks, man.
Alright, guys.
So for this next step, we're going to kill the queen.
You guys ready?
Okay.
He doesn't want you to take the Bobcat, guys!
The Bobcat can kill the Queen in six magazines.
What you want to do is you want to go with 100 and shoot it right in the middle 100.
Right there, that big thing right there.
That thing is pretty big.
No, no, no.
It's nothing for the Bobcat.
No, no, no.
You sure you wait you cook it.
I can see how to do it.
You want to go over to show you how to do it.
The Bobcat.
Coco dude.
You know what?
It's my first day here.
I'm not going to see you.
Where's coconut going?
Go get where you going?
Go ahead.
I
The queves that way yeah, take the queen
I think it's keepers broken. It's it's just I think keepers busted. Oh
Oh
Anyone that can hear us don't kill the person in front he is keyboard broken
Guys anyone that can hear us don't kill the guy in the cowboy hat
What is broken?
So we could I let him know I let him know
Wait, what's going on
Damn it.
Look at it. It's my best to leave the bobcat in my hands, but see for it.
Fuck you, Pussy.
Fuck my god, fuck my god, fuck my god.
You don't even know where you're going!
I'll find my way out of here. I'm a hustler, baby.
Please, get the money.
Dollar dollar bill, y'all. I'll find my way out.
You're doing the wrong way. I wish but I don't trust you
You got a fucking baby the first thing you try to I'd draw your rush for a month
And the first thing you try to do is get me killed to a fucking spider or whatever
No, I would try to show you how to take it
Wow
I mean you should listen to burnt peanut
the block radius if you haven't noticed the movement you know oh yeah I want
back to people silly goose time wait I'm gonna die oh no you know that you're
too bad no it's very
there you can take this all day
why there's so many AI Jesus Christ that spider will heal you if you go
hug it oh my god holy fucking set if you call that the
I
I'm gonna die
No
But it's not like a big deal
Coming after you know did I help?
No
I heard you know would be any before Bobcat.
Nooooooooo...
Break me up man!
No, we're down and stuff.
You're gonna let me die!
You're gonna let me fucking die!
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you...
I'll get you, I'll get you.
For the price of a Bobcat.
That'll be one Bobcat, sir.
I'm dead again! I'm gonna die!
Guys, help me!
That'll be one Bobcat, sir.
Okay, I'll count up to the Bobcat here.
Fine.
You should have a bitch, you should have a bitch.
You could be a coconut.
You could be a coconut.
You're not going right away.
It's a fuck away from me, you fucking piece of shit.
This is why you follow me, gang.
Follow me.
You're like the golem in front of the rigs.
No, no, no, no, no.
You keep the bobcat.
And the rig is my fog.
Oh, my goodness.
I've got to have it.
All of me, then.
All of me, then.
All of me, then.
We'll just get down.
We'll just get down.
I'll get that off you another round.
What level is that Bob tackle good I see a dog
five minutes left
What level is that?
I repeat five minutes
What? I don't speak English
Harrow?
Harrow?
What level is that Bobcat?
Oh I don't know
I think you genuinely don't know
I don't know
I think you genuinely don't know
What level is that Bob dad?
It's epic.
It's epic.
No, what level is it?
This should be a Roman numeral next to it.
What the fuck is happening?
What are you a fucking communist?
Romans were a communist, you dumb bitch.
Oh, it's a two.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, no, it's a four.
It's a four.
yeah are you sure I'm positive I'm a
I'm getting more advantage to yeah yeah I'm just I'm just taking fire from this
motherfucker you know what he was you guys just chill you guys just kill over
there what are this thing up I go if you hit that button then maybe we'll be
I can not believe I cannot believe I cannot believe you guys
I did do anything you hit the bungee
Balls in your glory. I'm all right under pressure
What's the worst that can happen?
Nothing probably.
None of this?
Yeah, stupid idiot care of fucking aliens.
Yeah.
Yeah, what an idiot, you dumbass.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
I
Get on in there five of you cheap. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on my way man. I got two minutes and 30 seconds here
Watch a third party come and just take me home
You'll be fine. I got a tempest Coco got a got a bobcat
Tempest and a bobcat. What'd you get? What'd you get peanut? I I should know the guy got much
I don't remember anything to do with it.
Oh man, that's fun though.
Yeah, go back to your cave, golem!
I've got the ring!
I've got 50 rings in my stash, pussy!
Fuck you.
So no shot for this one, right?
Because Gokul got a kill. Two kills, actually.
Gokul fucking wrecked it.
One poppins to roll them off!
Alright boys, it's 2.13 a.m. Do we go grab gimmick and play lyrismar do we keep playing you guys got it
I'm down. I'm down to get a couple games in a liar's bar. I'm done. I'm done. Are you?
Is gimmick good to go?
Oh, I'm pretty she's got a bottle ready gimmick is ready. I hear gimmick is ready. I'm opening up
Let's do it. Let's do it
Okay. Let's do it. Okay.
Was that your first killer
I believe so. I believe so.
I popped the cherry with you
guys, man. Oh my gosh. I am
Oh, it was a delectable time a delectable time a little change it for the world boss
I feel like I popped every rust cherry except you hit them all one
What what's the one?
Isn't it obvious?
No, that's it
Eight guys outside with rockets yelling the n-word
Well, I could do that right now if you want to hop on
I can I can find some of the guys and do it with me if you want to load it up
That cherry on pop I will leave that Jerry on
That going right now real
Don't worry about speed dial
I'm gonna take a second. I'm about to get typhooned here
He has no
He's my family we're gonna get six more people peanut
If you agree right now, I will do it with you, but only folks agrees I will do a
Hey
31-hour stream right now. Are you fucking stupid? Why why?
Just for fuck this is fun. Are you being serious? I'm dead serious if close. He doesn't I'll do it
I'll do it. What prompts it this? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. Yeah, but when the alcohol wears off
We're gonna be cooked. I'll call it never wear off
You're like an American peanut Winston Churchill. Are you like you know that? I'm not sure what that gentleman did, but I
Just fucking got fucked up a drug whiskey. You're crazy speeches. That's what the fuck he did. He closed he goes 31 hours
I will 31 hours if he doesn't I'll play a couple games of lies bar get a burger and go to bed
The burger the bet sounds better. No, it does it does
Like if we do a 30 what do we what are you gonna do for 31 hours of straight? What are you gonna do?
I have no idea. I probably play lies bar gambling game. Arc Raiders rust
Maybe even a little bit of League of Legends. I probably play everything
I pray everything my god
even change it oh my god hold up
oh my god so loud I can't eat it
there we go
all right all right bar which game again I think I think Habibi's fighting
I'm like, AI, nature right now, are you good at it?
Yeah man, I'm all right.
I'm all right.
Dude, what's going on?
I said give me a,
wait, I said to invite to a voice channel with the bug.
I have a couple of toys hooked up to the stream.
Cocoa.
a couple of toys I have like a ping-pong machine and I have a fucking sprayer and I
Fibrating dildo cum blaster 4000 detachable come back I have a 4,000 might as well
And my 1000 bitch explodes in my ass
Oh fuck me dude
Oh I'm fucking soaked right now dude
Is he coming?
What are you soaked of?
I'm clicking you got gimmick says I'm clicking but you got military level protection
Yeah, I had to log down this discord like a year and a half ago because I had one guy
who had fucked the whole thing.
He made hundreds of accounts.
Ah, it was horrible.
I had to make it.
Yeah.
He had to have a phone number to join this discord, everything.
Yeah, I had a guy that kept posting like people putting golf balls in people's assholes.
Yeah, I had a guy that kept posting.
I had a good amount of it.
It was not good.
It was...
Three weeks of it, I was like, this isn't cool.
We got to get a mouth I was really not good. Um
Those were the dark days. Yeah, that's right. Mr. Favorite series. Those were the dark days
Those were the dark days. Hey, I'm telling you, one loser rudes it for everybody else.
Now you have to have an email and a phone number to join my discord. It's horrible.
I wish I didn't have to do that, but what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
There's fucking losers out there.
There's fucking losers.
They're out there.
There's no shortage.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Peanut, do you drink water?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, um...
I drink about 96 ounces of water per night while I'm streaming.
Is that a lot?
Yeah, I think he's a bit.
How many players is that?
The game that we're playing.
No, sorry, not this one.
This is four players.
Five is five is four players.
The gambling thing I would have seen was four players.
Maybe eight players.
I don't know.
Shot?
I think gimmicks are trying to join.
Yeah, yeah, let's do a shot.
Let's go.
I'm in the disco, but I don't know what to do.
Uh, how do I wait till he sees?
Tell him not to do anything yet.
I'm going to give him permissions and then look for a chat called server waiting, or
streamer waiting room.
You can't see it just yet.
We want to get in.
They're not seeing it just yet.
They're not seeing it just yet.
Soon to get in.
We go, now he's going to see streamer waiting room.
Soon to get in.
Well, yeah, I'm too many boys. You can see it right now. Jesus Christ. Did you hire Casper tell to make this discord?
He locked it down
Number I had to literally give him my mother's maiden name and address a
Pint in my blood a small price to pay. Did you make sure to submit your first born child?
The first point is yours.
I'll work on that.
That is the prize she must pay for instance this discord.
You taking a shot before?
Yeah, I got another shot right now. Yeah, drinking.
gimmick?
I can get another beer.
Am I taking a shot?
You're taking a shot. Come on.
I have been taking shots.
Okay. And there we go.
Everybody hear your hammer?
Oh, I'm in there.
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good, Mr. Krabs. I feel good.
Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?
I'm feeling good.
Are you going to pour it up?
Y'all pour it up?
Oh, shit. I just drank it.
Oh, all right. Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Cheers.
We're just hanging around.
All right.
Fucking nasty.
Let's do the same.
Wait, wait. OK, we're playing Liar's Bar.
I'm gonna put I'm gonna put the code in the channel red
Just press open chat and you should be able to see it's that one right there
Matchmaking
Wait, I'll be less. Are you local cocoa? Oh, that's not me
He just is mysterious as he arrived he has vanished you taggy nipples
that's not me are you now we said you know yes you know in the in the super
way room do a rude strike click it best open chapter the one ran yeah I just
I don't know why I did that.
Whoops.
Yeah, it'll be fine.
I doubt anybody.
You have a room?
Yeah, I've got a room.
You try to put that...
Wait, is this you?
Yeah, that's me.
I'm connecting to a random lobby.
I like to run the room.
You put the code in that I have
in there
and you put it.
What code the code in the streamer waiting room chat, but what I put the code man you press join game
And then you put the code in
Peanut I leaked it also join with
I'm a good boy
I'm downloading the beat button right now
now. It's me. Okay. Yes. I am in the lobby. Fantastic. I've been playing for so long.
I'm guessing you're not Jake 412?
I'm not gonna lie to my RP voice, honestly, Habibi
I was hoping you would
Can you do the accent, Habibi? It's making me uncomfortable
Yeah, I would play with Habibi
I went classin' hours ago because he wasn't doing his accent
I would make it, do not worry
Who the fuck is Tycho?
Who came out of here?
Who could that be? Is that you or is that somebody else?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
Everybody choose your guy
you die man dude closely would like this game right isn't he a furry he is a
furry yes he very much loves this game checks out checks out if you use the
red bunny outfit he basically loses every time he cannot concentrate does
everybody have the correct character that you would like to play with yeah
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Actually,
Here we go.
Minotaur.
Minotaur.
All right.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, by the way.
I'm going raw, baby.
Everybody mute in the discord.
We're talking in game.
Hello? Hello, good sir. Yes, hello.
I need to put my volume up. Perhaps, perhaps.
Nice cock. Thank you, Mr. Cook. Thank you, good sir.
You're very kind, you say.
Alright. Who's that bitch at the bar right there?
Come on, there, look at that. Hey, how do we go over here?
is she beautiful you're not still too hard mr. from Koki my bad my bad you
respect for coconut you respect for how do you play this game again wait with
me go first but we shoot ourselves all right can you hear me is this working
yes yes yes beautiful I'm throwing down two aces liar he is not I mean are you
You kidding me?
That is not true.
I'm not a liar.
Why? Why would I be lying already?
It is the first round, Mr. Lyle.
Because of BB.
BB always lies.
I mean, I've been with him for this whole time
and I'm just telling you guys, alright?
How did he not lie even once?
He does not even know how to lie.
No, no, that is not true.
You want to tell him what happened?
I'm gonna call that lie immediately.
He auto-played me with a card.
If you press my right now, he dies. I'm not even gonna get one
I don't know what's happening. You ran out of time and an autoplay the red
Top right corner you will see the buttons that you can press mr. Coco
At the top right lie
I don't know what's going on.
You guys heard me?
Yes!
Alright, alright.
Game over.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you're gonna look at his card for 30 seconds, not the one button to press
and then you call the liar again.
Got it?
Stop right, stop right, just give me, just give me, just give me, just give me.
Yo, I don't fucking trust you, I think you're lying, peanut.
Fuck you, sound.
I put an ace down, I put an ace down, a beautiful ace, it's like the best ace
you've ever seen.
He is supposed to put the king down, Mr. Coco, be careful, he doesn't even know
what game we're playing.
I mean, what the fuck?
It is okay, Gopro. Do not worry. The first...
Oh, shit.
Well, I still don't know what's going on, but, you know, pray for me.
You are very, very lucky, Mr. Gimek.
It's not luck.
You are a very lucky man.
Maybe. I got a thousand hours in this game. You're in the palm of my fucking hand.
Bite me.
I have five queens! Five queens!
Oh really? Lucky me! Lucky me! Lucky me!
I'm ready to put them. You cannot play five cards at the same time, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, but I'm a lucky dog. I'm a lucky dog. I am very convenient.
Five queens at the queen's table!
Well if there is five in Mr. Bird's hand and gimmick has put one surely Mr.
gimmick is a liar. Wow. That makes sense. Ah, everybody has one. I've never lied in my life just
because I don't know what's going on does not mean I'm lying. Mr. Not Three Queens.
He's lying. He is so fucking bullet. Call it dead. Call it dead. Call it dead.
She wish
I am pressing
It's fucking a lie
It's a piece of shit
Golland then, but see, Golland
You need a fucking knife
What?
You had a knife, I would have told it
What is that?
You stupid, no
Oh my god
I do not give a shit
I'm coming for you baby. I'm coming for you, my boy. Very, very lucky, very lucky.
Hey, wait, hold on. Let's take a shot. Let's take a shot right now, guys.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. You just took the shot instead of coconut.
Yeah, two for one. Wait, what was it?
ACES table. Alright, two for one. I was thinking.
Ah, five ACES at the ACES table.
Lucky me.
He's gentleman.
You are such a liar.
You are such a liar.
You are lying out of your fucking ass.
You fucking porky fuck.
You think he's a liar?
He's not saying shit right now.
You are a meaner, Mr. Toko.
If you were me, well he said a lot last time and he was lying.
Oh, that's a good point. That's a very good point actually. Very good point. He's trying to bait me.
Who's waiting? I'm trying to bait you.
I would put two of mine on it. Two of my three aces.
I will also put two.
two aces of my three aces you believe him you make the kid oh not giving
Client!
You fucking liar. Are you a liar?
You're falling right into my trap!
Fucking shit!
No, no, no. Surely you will not. Surely you will be okay!
I'll kill you if you get killed!
I swear to the fucking god!
Ah ha!
Let's get to the king's...
Alright.
Hey guys, have a good day.
by the way he isn't I am not a liar I have a good authority he's faking it
he's faking the shots because I'm not a liar he's sweating he's sweating on
players game table game that's right it's a gimmick one king yes look at me
look at me you don't even have a middle finger
he literally don't have a middle finger
he's got a leg
give me kings, only one, I only put one down
how many kings do you have?
one king
I threw a king down and I have one king
he said three kings, he's lying
We
Let me tell you something. I've stared down death
Hey, fuck it. I don't think there's bullets in these guns
I think we've got a load of bullets here, there is no bullets here, there is no bullets here
In stable
Ah, fire king, I think I will put one, two, three
I think I will put three
only only uh i would put three is that okay can i speak about that long and hard
do you mind if i put three i'm thinking about a long time i'm thinking about my hand going up the
shaft three cards you're asking for trouble liar lies and deception oh yes yes right the
I
Don't have a middle finger
Ascended is it for quains. Oh, you guys I have five queens. Yeah, that's what you ask
I have seven queens
One queen one queen that's fucking
Oh
Fuck
Still on my side. Oh, you're fine
He's twitching he's taking it he's taking it. Oh, I'd only grazed him
Oh, he's okay. Hey, you just hit it.
Hey, guys, he's got us two kings. I can see it.
I can fucking see. I can see his cars.
He's two kings, guys.
I think you do have trouble liar.
I think you do.
Yeah, I'm going to put one down.
Two queens.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's already in the line.
He's already in the line.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Happy to get to you again.
Oh my God!
I'm a fireman!
Technically!
Oh shit.
Not chyprological.
You should not have.
You should not have.
Give me.
Unless you're extremely lucky.
What the fuck is going on in this game?
That's what the challenge is.
We get loaded in.
Yes!
Yeah, his gun is bullshit.
Holy fuck!
Bring your own gun rules.
All right, there's nothing against bringing your own gun.
This is bullshit.
Bring your own gun rules. All right, there's nothing against bringing your own gun
Just bullshit
One ace the sub-logan be like that
Beautiful
Subtle ace the roads and folds of its a
There you won't tell yourself just to prove that you're cool listen you all I did do not call me on the line
Mr. Nut, if you lie right now, I will let you go, I will lie.
Two aces.
Hope that pays off.
What is this bullshit, Mr. Nut?
I have two aces.
Why did you do three?
What did you do three?
A BB, you said you would let me pass on the line.
You did say that, Mr. BB, I mean.
You did say that, Mr. BB.
He did say that.
Yes, I thought maybe he would put one or maybe he would put two maximum.
What's your name baby?
Are you a man?
A rhino of your word?
One ace.
What do you think?
Is the BB lying?
I believe the BB is telling the truth.
I checked him before the game.
He is...
He doesn't look like...
He looks dishonest
Non-circumcised rhinoceroses tell the truth 12% more than circumcised rominuses
How many aces are there?
I'm going to put down my final aces
I don't know how many aces there are
Who are they?
How many aces are there supposed to be?
Somebody's lying
Somebody is lying
Really?
This is not his life.
I just don't know if he's lying.
He's lying, dad.
This one more is.
Liar.
Liar!
Don't bother me, you fucking player.
I'm not lying, Mr. Kim.
I'm in the hallways, delivers.
And even delivers.
I can't believe this shit.
This is a deal.
Oh my god.
What is going on?
uh
You absolute that is absolute bullshit. You're bull honking. Hey, if it's bullshit, you're the one who's shit because you're the only bull at the table
He's a rhinoceros you dumb bitch
No, that includes have one of these real hand fruit. Are you aware of what a rhinoceros is?
Fuck yourself. Yeah
Why are you giving it to me? I will think there's only one direction you can flip the bird
Oh
One key you have this I have three kings
She that have be be
Am I lying am I telling the truth and is the
You'll get your vehicle car later pussy shut up
someone rushed me liar liar you're lying
you've caught me in my scandal you've caught me in my scandal
just enough to eat the bacon this will have no effect on me
I will live forever
I will live forever
how is everyone so lucky in this fucking game
dude I died on Twitter doesn't look very lucky
God, you stop crying about it.
Yes, Mr. Coulter, that is bullshit.
His cortisol levels are spiking.
He's jazztor-backed, so he's jazztor-backed.
OK, Mr. Firehawk, get a card mod.
Get a card mod.
You're raging.
Oh, it's pathetic.
One queen.
He's lying.
You shut up over there.
He's fucking lying.
Am I a VP?
You know what?
I would also put one.
I would put one, ah, a smart move, a smart move.
Yes, just one, it is easy.
I will put three kings.
Nions.
The fucking Nions.
Three kings, we have three kings of orient are
I have two more, I have two more.
Something we've traveled so far.
One.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Juck us.
No, I do not believe.
Habibi's trying to play us, Mr. Peanut.
I agree.
I don't like you.
He's trying to get in our ass.
No, you can't.
He's trying to get in our ass.
He's trying to get in our ass.
I have access to my head.
David, man.
Habibi, I'm on to you.
Kicking.
There's no way you are taking it!
Liar! Liar! Liar!
Liar! Liar!
Liar! Liar!
Sleep!
Liar!
Sleep!
Wait!
Hold on!
I was right!
I was right!
I was right!
Oh my god!
Well, well, well, B.P.
I am looking for the man
Those balls can stretch so much that you can put them inside these gaping asshole.
My genitals, as much as I scratch and scratch and scratch, the fire does not reside.
It is as if I have a volcano at the base of my shaft,
irritating every molecule of the base of my balls.
Seems the line is secured and we can continue.
Two.
Of course, of course. Two queens, Mr. Mapo.
Two queens left at the table. Am I right, Coconut?
Three queens.
Hope that pays off.
Got him.
I do not believe three queens.
Got him.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
He's dead.
What?
That is bullshit.
There is no way I lose him.
There is no way I lose him.
He's a loser.
There is no way I lose him.
No, bro, just pray.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I can kill you.
No!
Oh, hey!
Hey!
That's right.
Hey, that's right.
Hey, that's right.
That's right.
That's how you do it, boys.
That's how you do it.
Fuck you.
Fuck you gimmick.
Fuck you, me, me, fuck all of you.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Liar's deck.
Liar.
Oh, that's not fair at all, by the way.
Oh, oh.
Not fair.
Oh, who is that?
It's a different shit.
What's this one?
We're going to do a lion's move.
Oh, my god.
There's multiple game modes?
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, my god.
You're not betting chips.
You're betting bullets.
Each round, the table raises the stakes.
Let's do a dice.
Deadlier.
No, I don't know how to play dice.
I've tried 100 times.
It's just dice.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
I'm not being tricked into it again.
I've been tricked into playing dice 100 times.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, I'm dead serious.
Check my Vodger playing this game before I get
to be doing this, I can never figure it out.
I can never figure it out.
So you're basically, you're raising bullets
instead of raising chips.
That's right, that's right.
Auto-stay and place one more bullet on the table.
Flurry up.
Hold the trigger with however many bullets
you've already lost.
Time to get serious, time to get serious.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Well, well, well, well.
What could it be?
The cat dragon.
Well, well, well.
Oh, my god.
Have you guys seen that thing?
Habibi will be left for a moment.
Holy can only.
But Habibi will be right back.
But the time being.
Well, gimmick left, too.
I'm big Phil.
I'm Big Phil and I'm a real card shop.
Be the best I got this way, daddy, and for a minute.
Oh, you're an Italian man.
Bonjour, I am on my 14th pack of cigarettes today.
It's cigarettes.
I might have to step outside for a moment.
I'm gonna get these on purpose, Mr. Gimmick.
Coconut, do you think it is on purpose
that he's a pig waiting?
I'm quiet.
A white chicken isn't loose.
I'll have notice, he's got a couple of...
You do not feel it, it's a little bit...
A little bit weird, it's not weird.
I don't know.
Something doesn't seem right here.
Oh, the wire.
Have you guys noticed his chestill area?
Not the gate, Polkadot!
I've been looking at it all night.
Oh, shit, it's my turn.
I call.
The monster's still hungry.
I think there was a pain in the tension.
what happens if you boys you have to use the bullets currently in front of you to
shoot yourself
which these this gun has eight chambers you have a one and eight chance of dying
oh my god that case I would fall like a coward
I'm not gonna laugh I shall join you in this chuckle ceremony
Okay, I'm calling I call bullets speak truth
All right
What do you got, Tina?
What do you got, Tina?
What do you got, Tina?
Two, three.
Two, three?
Well, that's all you say, man.
Because I'm out. I'm out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
Fuck me, I'm out.
Everybody, is it time, Tina?
Hold my hand.
Hold my hand, baby.
Hold my hand, baby.
Hold my hand you baby!
You're fine, you're fine!
Oh my god.
I think somebody's dying.
You were waiting for the phone.
What you got?
What?
What happened to you?
No, no, no.
The coconut has a 2 pair with the 8-5.
There's still a 5% chance right now.
He doesn't even know if he's a champ, father!
5%! 5%!
I'M NOT A CHAMPION! I'M NOT A CHAMPION!
Buh-bye!
I'm telling him, buh-bye!
He is going down!
I can't see anything!
I see meatball!
I see meatball!
Oh!
It is up and-
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit, I killed him!
Oh, shit!
I'm gonna stay here with two fat first chair. He slid right off. He must have been barely hanging in there this whole time
Hey, you good dad papa. I'm not feeling too good boss
You good boss, I'm not feeling too good boss
Holy shit dude like a gust of wind flew through this building
Well, I am just going to call.
I thought we had that monster still hungry.
The monster's still hungry?
I would also like to let them darken.
The monster's still hungry.
The monster's still hungry.
My monster's still hungry.
The monster's still hungry.
Oh yes, look at this, hmmm, very interesting, got a lot of options here, just gonna go
in a number of different ways, I think I'll fold some of me, let me, let me, let me,
Join me
That is nothing
No, certainly you will not
God dude, oh my god, dude
My assholes closed I had it sealed up years ago. I believe it's jokes on you. I'm sitting on very good cards. Yeah
I'm out of this. I'm falling boys.
Fold. Not worth it. Do not fold. No, no, it is worth it. You should have gone all in.
So, god damn it. Two chance, two chance. You are trying to hell of a game. There's
But there's only two bullets.
There's only two bullets.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Welcome to the club.
It's a coconut.
Welcome to the club.
The water is just right.
Mr. E.
Mr. E.
Here we are again.
I feel so strange to be your opponent.
I call.
The monster's still hungry.
What are you, five monsters to hungry?
What are you calling it?
Who amongst us is the true whisperer of the people?
You stupid bamboo analogy's never made sense.
That'll be it.
Yes, yes.
You do it.
You're fucking clear.
I would fall.
Wait, you literally look like a Minotaur.
A disgusting reinterpretation.
Like if the Minotaur went through AI and then got shit out by God.
I recall.
I don't even know what that means.
Yeah, I don't either.
I wish that's what makes us so powerful.
Hmm.
Powerful.
We can send it to escape.
We can be very powerful, but...
That's right.
Hmm.
Oh
Are you seeing
We think you are smart you think you are very cool you think you are very clever. Yeah
You really had the full house!
Very rarely have a full house Mr. gimmick!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Full house!
A one pair!
What a horrible play Mr. gimmick!
Maybe the minotaur can not know what he was talking about all this time.
All hail the machine gun!
I'd like to do a retcon on that.
Can we do a retcon?
What? What's that mean?
Load that fucking gun up, load that gun up and fuck me yourself!
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
You'll be fine!
You'll be fine!
Yeah, yeah!
I'm gonna tell you ladies and gentlemen,
I'm gonna tell you Habibi always delivers!
It is because Habibi always delivers!
Liars poker
All right boys, that might be it for me. What do you guys think?
Yeah, I think it's good four o'clock in the morning. That's good. Good. Oh
Ggs boys Ggs boys Ggs
I barely understood what was going on that entire time, but I had a great oh sure now. Now you barely
I'm cooked. Oh well
I mean
All right, but one last shot right before yeah, yeah, I'm down. I would have to go to my fridge and I'm too lazy to get dead
Let's do it. All right. Cheers
Cheers guys
Fucking great time, man
I'm finishing this bottle right now in honor of Pina you're thinking three in the morning on a Friday alone
After you in your stream you should finish that whole bottle good thinking
It might be an issue if you should all grab a bunch of metal chairs and put them in a circle to me.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Cheers everybody.
When the screen turns black and maybe after you hit your screen, make sure you look at the screen for a long while, can't you?
Oh that's disgusting!
Oh that tastes like shit.
It's ghost then.
You guys it was a beautiful time. Let me know
Absolutely absolutely, I will let you know but TV gimmick coconut and BB excellent prank with you gentlemen
The honor was was all mine. Thank you for pressuring me. So have a good night
Adios for you
I'm the only one
One million blessings for each of you gentlemen each of you
Millions
All of the blessings
All of the blessings
All of the blessings
Every single day a little blessing
To all of you
Every single available blessing split evenly between all of you
1 trillion
Yeah, what's up
Hey P-Nut, what?
If farm decayed puts the, I won the farm war, you got fucked
Fucked
Your farm exploded three days before mine decayed
Oh, he's gone. See you later. He's gone. See you dude.
Alright boys, I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I don't know what tomorrow holds.
I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you.
I know that there's almost nothing new in that game, but it's just fun. It's just raw fun. It is I don't know what I'm gonna play tomorrow
I definitely should practice the AT&T cup though. I'm not gonna lie to you. I might just hit like CS 2
I say I
Look, let me let me ask you a question that I'm pretty sure I know the answer to
At some point we have to warm up for a call of duty
That's one of the four tournaments in the AT&T tournament.
I'm assuming that you guys, that's not your favorite game.
Am I accurate?
Are you saying that?
Am I accurate?
Mmm.
We will have to warm up at some point.
It's the first step of the tournament on May 7th.
May 7th is cock of duty, Blackcock 7.
We will have to warm up on that game before the tournament.
Warm up live, do it offline.
The duality of man, the duality of man.
I actually might do it offline
if you guys don't wanna see that.
It's up to you boys, it's up to you boys.
Mm, oh, mm, oh, mm.
Perhaps online perhaps online we'll figure that but we'll definitely I mean all we all love CS2 here
So that would be an easy woman. I think we all love mr. CS2
I think that's a really fun game as well
So we'll warm up online for CS2 for sore the gather he on the stream
Cock-a-duty black cock seven. I'll probably do online. I'm I
Hate CS2. Okay, everybody but that guy like CS2
Won't be woman up will be woman up. I don't know what tomorrow holds. We will wing it
We won't wing it. It's probably Ark, but I don't know just yet
Oh, this dude chewing bubble for three minutes something in the way good man. Good. I'm mad
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, brother
Thank you, my boys. Hmm. I want to see if he wants you won't see won't see what we get boys moving it
I was have a good night. I'm gonna go diarrhea and eat a burger the house a six pack
Party pack of tacos from Jack in the box. It sounds absolutely defined
Good night everyone, good night monkey ladies.
Have a good night, good night everyone.
Have a good one, have a good one.
Good night now, good night, good night gang.
No we got some apex legends coming up,
don't you worry boys, that's just not part of the tournament
though, good night, good night everyone, good night.
Good night everyone, have a good night now.
Oh we're gonna play the gamble game tomorrow, I forgot.
Oh yeah, we'll do the gamble game.
I don't know if we'll do it the whole night.
Side games like that usually can't do for seven hours
anyways but we'll definitely play it tonight.
Either the whole stream or like half the stream or something.
Good night everybody, good night gang,
have a good night, good night now,
good night, rest up now, rest easy now boys,
good night now, good night everybody,
good night now, have a good night now,
rest up, rest easy now boys, good night.
Good.
I died.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night now.
Rest easy everybody. Good night everybody. Good night gang.
Have a good night.
Good.
I died.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
It's gonna be a good diary in the toilet, I need a party pack to talk about.