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NUT RAIDERS w/ HutchMF | SILLY GOOSE SATURDAY | HALF & HALF NIGHT (GAMBLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS) #BUNGULATE
05-03-2026 · 6h 48m
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How are you?
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a beautiful day.
So I bought that right there.
I lost too much oxygen and began to see the universe.
The stars, the galaxies, the clusters, the black holes.
Closet isn't making it.
Yeah, I heard that Closet's not making it.
I close he texted me like 30 minutes ago when I woke up by the way
I'm on a whole nother fucking planet right now. I couldn't fall asleep at all
I just woke up 30 minutes ago. He says he went to bed. No, no, no
He says I haven't slept since yesterday at 11 a.m. I
See he is
Putting health as a priority first, which is always good to see which is always good to see
Mr.. Habibi get a baby. I actually tested him baby, but he didn't respond. I texted him at 642
As a baby, can you place a mark? He didn't respond. He didn't respond. So I don't I don't know. I don't know if he's playing on
He loved my baby. Yes, we all love the baby. We all love the baby
I'm boy. I'm just waking up boys. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Good happens. Oh my goodness. Although I do see hunches in a voice chat, which is our other
gang member. A sublime point of opportunity. Taxi. Oh yes. By the way, I found out that the
gambling game I think is six players boys. So what do you think about this? What do you think
about this as a roster? Let me know how you think. Let me know. Let me know how you think.
I was thinking, Kloksy, me, Mr. Hutch, Habibi, and then Kloksy said, and I agreed, Mr. Drack
and Mr. Taxi.
And then he kind of beat me to the parts.
But I say that if one of those guys doesn't show up, we grab Mr. Coconut.
He joins, we got ourselves a six man parvet.
Is that how you do it?
Did I do that?
You said right?
Did I say that right? Six man parlay? Did I use that right? Did I use that right? Six
man parlay? Is that- I think I used that right. I think I used that right. I think I used
that right. Oh my goodness. Oh, BB takes me back. Look at that. 100% I gotta be in
the rust with a town hall at 11 EST, but in but I'm game for all ours. Oh, good. So he'll
actually just leave us for a short moment. That's fine. Mr Habibi come join us at once.
This was I'm not going to lie, gentlemen. I'm in disarray today. I I haven't even
checked the fridge rate at facility juices woke up 30 minutes ago. I've got McDonald's
It's gonna be here in fucking five minutes. I I'm so sorry. I am unprepared for today
I'm unprepared for today. Although I am ready for today. I am excited for today
I'm gonna get fucking hammered today. I I'm apologizing advance. I am a disarray. I'm a disarray
I could not sleep last night. I woke up very very recently. I'm in complete disarray my apologies boys
My apologies my apologies. I hope you do not mind. Now let us grab mr. Hutz. Let us grab mr. Hutz
Mr. Hutz how are you on this fine day?
That's not a good shot. Oh, we're gonna miss the hodge
Hello peanut. Hello. How are you on this fine day?
I just played League for three hours. I want to jump off of a bridge. How are you? Oh fantastic fantastic?
We've got I don't know if you've heard but close he has ditched us twins again
Wait, what do you wait wait a whole night? No, not all night did
No, he's gonna be back for gambling time
He says you'll be back at 9 p.m. CT
I said go ahead and hold off to like 10 or 10 30 when we switch
So I grabbed him be me to come join us in this place for odd. What do you think?
I think I need to get up
Just for a little bit take a shower reset the mental and I'll be right back on
Just call me Habibi
I just got here you jackass take a shower in seven hours
No, I'm not taking the shower seven hours. I got a reset. He had been playing for a bit and a half hours
My god go take your prescribed meth
I you won't even think about how dirty you are
The only thing you think about is is video games and and and and maybe that there's some people in the walls that want to kill you
Go ahead
Two games two games maximum either two games
You know how long it's going to take the wash of body like yours
Oh, okay. I'm leaving. I mean, just the sheer square footage.
Oh my goodness. Oh my God. Oh, are you kidding? You believe that?
Can you believe the gall of that, gentlemen?
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Gotta get three guys from the Home Depot with paint rollers to fucking give that guy a shower.
Jesus Christ. That's gonna take forever.
That's gonna take half the fucking night!
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness!
Honestly, I should have let one slip on him.
It is still Saturday.
I completely forgot.
I should have let one slip on him.
I can't believe...
You know what?
Fuck it.
He's a fucking...
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
sorry let me get mr. baby let me get mr. have me be where is mr. have me be at
where is mr. have me be at mr. have be be mr. have be be yes hello mr. not yes I
have great news mr. have be be not only has closed seats it's doesn't tell
about 10 PM when the gambling game starts. Hudge.
Of course. Oh, of course. Of course. Hudge. I just doing this job. I said, are you ready
for some awkwardness with me and he says, I'm going to go take a shower. I don't know
if you know how redundant that is for gentlemen like Hudge. The walk back from the shower
to the gaming chair is going to get him drenched in sweat and nullify the entire
cleansing process listen honestly in true as the first slur Saturdays I get to
spend if it's not with hutch at the beginning dude then hutch is just a
goddamn I couldn't agree more I mean fuck that is what I say I agree I agree
Oh my goodness. Honestly the biggest I've ever seen to be honest. I mean I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more. I mean
And
If I may be so honest, you don't don't forget about
Just in case I had thought about that. I had thought about that. That's why you are my
All right, all right, let's get in there
That was that was a close one man
Listen, I'm still I'm still I'm still sitting exactly where I was yesterday
Well on money, so oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
Potentially skill as well. Oh, you know, just don't just don't don't let it
It's just part of who I am right now
I am okay. I'm also very poor actually I have I have a hundred and twenty-five thousand space dollars immediately and
Not not the one up you but I make Donald's just got delivered to my house. I that's how unprepared I am right now
And I am on the most this is the most disarranged stream
I've ever started with so I will be eating a big Mac while we play our first game. You understand that
That's fucking awesome. I mean
I'll save your life again for the third time. Thank you, Mr. Habibi. Thank you, Mr. Habibi. Thank you. Let me make sure my kit is ready. Honestly, I might just go with a field loadout, because I'm gonna die anyway. Yeah, I think that's a good call. Let's do some warm-ups. I think I'm gonna have to do a little bit of a couple of free kits just to get into the game, honestly.
Let's do it. Let's get some warm-ups in.
Let's get some warm-ups that way I can eat my Big Mac.
We can get some warm-ups in, get the juices flowing,
get the ball rolling, and that boom, by the bang, we're in.
Let's ride.
I'm in. I'm going to be here.
Do I invite you?
Let me invite you. I invite you.
We see here.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Let me see here. There we go. All right. There we go.
You drinking? After you drink tonight?
Of course!
It slurs Saturday, Habibi, are you insane?
So is this slur-saturday because people start slurring their words?
Or is it because people say
****
and ****
Like, which-
What kind of barbarians do you think we are, Habibi?
It's because we slur our words from drinking, you fucking ****
Okay, I should have known. I should have known. Yeah. I cannot believe you're assuming that other thing.
Can you believe that guy? I'm down to drink but that's not why I'm here. I'm here to drop the ****.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my, oh, oh, oh my, oh, oh, that is permissible.
Alright, let's proceed. Let's proceed, Mr. Baby. Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
I'll put my things away and I'm ready.
Actually, let's start on an easier map, too. Let's do, let's do like a,
like a one of these, like a one of these. Oh yeah, I'm going to go grab my,
my, my big match from the front door. I'll be right back, okay?
Alright, yeah, I'll just, I'll entertain everybody.
I'll just go and do the lunch right anyway.
Yeah, yeah, do that. Do that.
Yeah, right, so I'll go.
Let's ride!
Wait for me, wait for me, hold on, wait for me, wait for me, hold on, wait, wait for
me.
I have returned, Mr. BB.
I have returned.
I'm not going to let you do it.
You do less rad. Yes, I'm rad.
It's a let's ride. It's a let's
ride. Let's ride. Let's ride.
Wild hogs. Oh, I got a wild dog
right here, bud. Oh, my god.
a bunch of old people who drive Harley-Davidson's and then they get the
shit they had on.
Holy shit. Yeah, it's like, it's like BDSM
mach domesticism, but for like, see now people.
And how about how do you take your big Mac?
You know, just regular?
I could give it an extra little bit of love.
Oh, no, I don't juice it up.
I mean, the big Mac has already perfected it.
I used. Are you going to question the perfection of
Centuries of of handy work to make the Big Mac and perfect the Big Mac. I'm no master. I am no genius
They have perfected it is not for me to met him with
Mm-hmm. I'd be honest with some what my favorite Big Mac is a quarter-pounder BLT
Hmm, I hope that's all right. I feel like that's all right. I mean it's a little I don't know if you're sponsored by Big Mac
So I don't know fucking up any sponsors or you are
Yeah, and it means this game.
But I also don't like the thing about the Big Mac.
It's not that the Big Mac is not good.
It's just a quarter pound of BLT, man.
No quarter pound of BLT, bacon, lettuce, tomato.
No, no, no.
You're missing the other button.
You're missing the sauce.
You're missing the ambience, quite frankly.
You're missing the ambience.
The Big Mac takes you back to a time.
The sauce is the meat juice.
The meat juice?
You say the sauce is the meat juice?
Yeah, man.
You don't want to fucking, you don't want to taste the meat?
What are you paying for?
You can just buy bottles of that shit, you know?
You can buy bottles of 1,000 items of dressing.
Oh my god.
I, oh.
Oh my god.
Big Mac?
Big Mac?
You have a table in front of you.
the left side. Big Macs. My
back. There's eight big Macs
on the left side and there's a
Bobcat four on the right side.
Repeat that. Go back one more
time. Big Macs on the left side
of the table. Bobcat four on
the right side of the table.
You can only pick one. Mm hmm.
I'm taking Bobcat kill you.
I'm gonna take the big man.
It's not even me. It is
nobody there. It's like you
know what there's a room with the big max in it there's a room with bobcats in it
and there's one egg I eat the eight big max in three seconds have a heart attack
that way I don't have to think about not having the bobcat
no take your time to be like this is more sentence I'm gonna do though take
your time man chew it you chew chill is food to make sure bitches
Tunes for bitches
My doctor told me I had no choice I had to start chewing properly that was a conversation I haven't
Yeah
It's like you have diverticulitis at 30 years old you're such an idiot and I was like dude
You're my doctor.
Can you not talk to me like that?
What's my friend?
Light is so that retickey light is is funny.
Oh, it's not funny.
It hurts a lot.
I guess that makes it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I cried like a little bitch in front of my father.
It's when you have a micro tier in your bowel.
That makes sense.
Oh my God.
Nano and nano inch and nano millimeter
It's a little tear and it is the worst fucking pain like you know, you know people say pregnancies just like really tough
You know what?
Try getting diverticulitis
I can dive to the right. I'm trying to wash up. Well, you say I know how what?
I'm saying pregnancies ain't shit
He tried getting down particularly lightest in this conversation really jumped like four leaves in that 10 seconds
I was gone
We like to go
Yeah, I'm pregnancy page are fake and they just fake them so they can get ice cream and shit
Are you know? I hear you don't have you on that time it would be you don't have you on that time
Big facts hundred percent hundred percent
Like, have they even ever gotten kicked in the balls?
To be able to say that's the worst experience, you see?
I can't, and it's like...
Try getting kicked in the balls, man.
Yeah!
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You ever gotten kicked in the balls?
Uh...
Yeah!
Yeah!
I mean,
she only tards 50 bucks,
I mean, she was 6'8", German,
so it kinda hurt, but honestly...
Ha-ha!
Ain't no way.
But yeah, I would, I mean, I would choose
presents of that any day.
I'm sad.
That's what I'd say, baby.
That's what I'd say.
That's what I'd say.
I can't wait for the Reddit post about this.
Gonna be sick.
Are you ready for the Reddit post about this?
You're so sexist.
I...
The Goop got water!
Follow me, Mr. Baby.
Follow me.
It's time to get gooped up.
Well, I got a stitch.
I got really lucky. What did you get?
I have a pharaoh.
Oh, that's not too shabby.
That's not too shabby.
It's not too bad.
I hit him one time.
You finish him off easy.
Easy.
Exactly, exactly.
I mean, if you hit a head shot, that's only like four or five
stitches shot to the down of the dirt.
Oh, and I do those all the time.
I hit those all the time.
Oh, yeah.
Guy of your stats, you don't mess.
You don't mess.
Let's take a sip right here.
It's just what I do.
only what i want though
i have to be worse that's right
change
yeah i'll play the same
same
same
i cast upon you
uh... it's just me and i heard a single fucking thing in the past ten
minutes
not a thing
are they looking around like spooky ghosts
Oh shit, my endgame mic's not working. Oh wait, we can catch it one more time.
That's test test. You want to go in here for a second? Mix it up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Oh, watch.
I'm trying to yell for them. Okay. Okay. Watch. Okay. Watch.
Fucking dual stream set up, man.
Oh enemy spotted yet, habibi.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Can she get Mr. Modem?
And Mr. James, I'm a good, bad, good man.
I'm not blessing you to my blessing.
Oh, it works.
It works.
Maybe you fixed it.
What?
Stop.
I'm here to offer blessings or blessings depending on if you shoot or you do not shoot.
Oh, this guy knows where he's doing it.
This guy knows where he's doing it.
Wait.
Oh my god, I just realized to be me. We're super fucking late. That's why we're not seeing anybody
over the top
You just got really quiet
Me oh, there we go. Oh, yeah, I went to the west to the west. I need to try to get extra
We also we spent five minutes eating
I'm not gonna die. I'm not gonna die.
Still, happening in 20 minutes.
Follow me.
Oh, right. Right. Right.
The the the the wound treatment
facility. I should be jumped out of this.
Go to the tunnels. What do you think?
I'm down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
What's up here? What's up here? Yeah.
Yeah. You're the shot's been closer.
I hate that you can't slide faster down that thing.
They're me as well. If they added 1% in flight of that, it would be 10 times better.
Oh, 100%.
Alright, pass this door, bitch.
Give me.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me go and pass one.
Let's head home at the central spot.
No, talk, no talk. Only kidding, only kidding.
Only killing okay
Surely they will not find us
That was activated either
Well, if we sit in the middle between the two we rush the one that gets turned on
What do you think over the half positive one wouldn't they hit it? Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, I eat the shots were like right here
What they put with the shots right here?
There's nine minutes left you want to reset
14 minutes left but I
I guess I thought there was people right here four steps to the right
maybe I'll come if you hit it hmm we have to put your boy good thing you
can take it bring it dad I'm gonna hide the bush watch and watch the northeast
I
Watch the northeast yeah, North North Northeast guys. I'll watch out these
Stella
Yeah, I'm watching southeast hi
I'm watching southeast, but you're watching northeast
Yeah, but yeah, this is close to southeast. No, it's the opposite. Are you not a military man?
No
It still has east in the name
Yeah, but it's opposite southeast
Northeast Southeast
No, Northeast
Games are beating me
I'm still fucking confused man. I was watching the southeast you were watching the northeast
Then all the bases should have been watching the office if I'm watching
Should do not watch Southwest
It's is that not am I tripping out or am I you dare talk back to your commanding officer
That is one demerit that is one demerit not that it happened again
Yeah, I'm gonna crack it open here soon after that big Mac got me moving that big Mac got me moving
I am feeling good a baby. Let me tell you let I love to do
You look for food today. I cannot find it
Well, it came in as basically communist, so they probably don't have it.
Just like a little mini...
You know what? We like to call it socialism, maybe. Maybe socialism.
I'm just a dash.
Just a little dash of socialism.
Just a dash.
80 countries into the United States' communism would be...
You better write that down. You better write that down right now.
Yeah, you know, you know what they say it's basically communism if like 60% of your
Workforce is in the medium
Class yeah, I'll be me. I hope you know. I know nothing about anything. So I don't even know a joke
You gotta make right now. Oh
It's not a joke man my job is to be
This is real, you see, things in other countries with baseless facts and then that's it.
So anything further than that I can't hop on board.
Are you talking about your country? My country? Another country?
Every country, every country Mr. Nutt.
They are all bullshit.
It is all bullshit.
Yeah, but we have a giant plane with a football field wingspan
that can blow up an entire country in three seconds.
Yes, that is true.
You are dead.
You are the same as my full-multiple!
USA.
USA.
51st state.
OK, all right.
OK, all right.
Full, we'll chill out there, jeez.
Hey, I'm from here.
I can say it.
I'm from here.
I can say that.
I'm from here.
I can say that.
I'm from here.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
All right, let me grab.
All right, let me grab.
Let me grab some double guns.
I'm still gonna come in poor. I only have but I only have three looting and k3 survivors
Listen, why don't we just do free loadouts until we get a third and then just bring you know, we're getting stuff as we go
Good the beginning I'm thinking if we walk in for one round and genuinely play like super duper good
We can get tons of kids and I actually have a perfect spot for that. Do you have any shotguns left?
No, I got a kettle and a fair rock and make one of that you make
We're going to
Yeah, so about that angle yeah
Yeah, I never got the blueprint yet
You're making me look like a really bad gamer boy, okay? I was actually decent at this game when it first came out
Oh, what about a Pharaoh shock?
It's going to be short range.
We're doing short range, Hoosie-doosies, we're going to play super hard, get one big win,
walk out with like ten kids and then we're good for the rest of the night, yeah?
I'm about it.
Okay, good.
Good.
One, a moment.
Oh, I got a tempest, I got a tempest.
Is that a shotgun?
No, that's medium.
No.
That's not a shotgun.
Shotgun? No, it's medium.
No, it's not a shotgun.
Usually, the shotgun is the one that
looks and shoots like a shotgun.
If you have any further questions.
I don't have to take that.
I don't have another question, but I fucking hate
how you have to hit the YouTube live thing.
I'm fucking sick of it!
I
Swear to God I have to get a stream key every single day
You don't have to get a stream key every single day. Maybe you're doing something wrong
How come I have to get a stream key every single day then maybe
baby
It's cuz you're ugly
I am a pretty handsome guy. I'm pretty handsome man
Have a think every day
I'll teach you how to do it offline.
Also, by the way, I texted a guy.
Did I tell you that I got recently been on YouTube
from being too sexy and hot?
I did. I did.
Oh, my goodness.
They were talking about my girth.
They were talking about my shaft length,
my peanut nub size.
Oh, my goodness.
It was a madhouse.
It was as if pheromones had been released into the air
and I was naked, sexy.
I am sexy.
I I I texted the guy that that helped me get on band
Or like put in put in a good word for me or put in the appeal. I don't know what he did
But I texted him and I told him that YouTube you have to grab a chat
You have to grab the chat link every single time and so he's gonna move that to the guys that like do the YouTube live stuff
So I think all these problems might be might be
I don't think they knew that that was a problem.
They did not know of all these years they didn't know.
I mean, that's YouTube doesn't even have animated emojis.
They don't have gifts, chief.
Yeah.
Right.
It is 2026.
That's why I don't talk to them.
We have sex robots and YouTube doesn't have animated
animated emojis
That's why I don't talk to them
There's a big there's a big
There's a big banner on the YouTube stream that says if you want to chat come to Twitch cuz quicksane is not gonna fucking talk to you
Good work good work
Yeah, actually you're funny. I have three touch open. I have YouTube twitch and kick. I'd never
ever ever opened my ex chat I mean cuz you already know I mean you already know I
mean the people on eggs guys am I right the people on yeah dude they're throwing
out and all fucking day dude luckily X doesn't care about anything so I don't
even have that shit moderated they just do whatever they want I never see it
no one ever sees it who fucking cares three metal parts left I got
Three minutes as the exes nasty
It's rough out here, man, it's rough out here where I am when you say you're poor with a hundred thousand space dollars. I'm
It's 135 I'm the poorest
7774 and I have three metal parts left I can't upgrade a fucking pharaoh to level two
Uh
What I got a lot of people telling me they want to drop stuff and help me out and just give me some credits
Glory is not given to me be it is taken
I
Montes
Listen to be very careful. This is a fresh new rain. We are selling about this high PVP
We go slow. Yes steady kill one team at a time
You know what my uncle always used to say, Mr. Brown?
Head over.
No, he said send him two, three years to Sala Montes and forget.
That's right.
Send him two, three years to Sala Montes and forget.
Let's ride!
Go right to Sala Montes and forget.
I think I saw somebody down the hall over there the other side of the train
Yeah, the lowest fuck up fuck up. We'll go for this one. Oh, I see what I cross you were cross
She'll be
There's a shredder to your left just a heads up
It's much much oh
He sees me good. Oh my god. Oh my god. They know a
Stupid robot
This is directly to the left of where those who's he did who's he's where we can't be about shockin
I'm chopping
Are you in front of me in front
What down what down
John oh
Shit
OH MY GOD!
Oh shit!
They're both coming after you.
Oh I'm dead. There's no way.
Did you get...
You don't have the healing...
Oh my god, you don't! Oh my goodness.
I forgot your poor haaaaahhh!
I'm the poor raaahhh!
You can't get any poorer than me!
Oh my god!
Fucking Shredder!
We all got the kids and then get out and I'll disappear to you, okay?
Hello, my friends!
Hello, good job!
Hello, Mr. Hutch.
How was your shower?
Better than how Peter's doing right now in the dressing room.
Two shredders to show that I'm nowhere.
Yeah, okay, hurry up you
Of course right away right away right away
Oh my god you have to be fucking my ass 30,000 times
I'm burning by you my apologies my apologies. That's a war cry. That's a war cry. You're kidding. Are they like those?
All they would come in poor was even worth it
I know somebody I do I said I ignore him. No, but it doesn't present the problem
So I gotta do say a word
Which word?
Big Macs and Z's mode. Oh, yeah, that's the one that's the one
What are you drinking tonight, huh?
Probably some wellers
No, thank you
Never mind. We're leaving glass already
I'm always sipping on a good slur Saturday
So did you say close he showed up at 11 30 he said died and I told enjoyed it like 10 10 30 and sense
We can pay the game to game because we got a baby here
And for
that's late that's late for a goopa that's late for a goopa that's early in
the night that's that's like an hour hour well that's two hours
it's the second night and every time I look her baby is always dead god damn
it who was that what's his fucking name everybody
Everybody time very fast get him out of here get him out of here quick get him out of here.
He is under the body of his protection Mr. Himmie B.
He's a lucky man.
No power here Mr. Himmie B. No power here.
Alright let's get out of here.
Get out of here!
At ten?
What time did you say?
at 10 or 10 30 coach is gonna hop back on your time my time
he's probably gonna be late now so basically whatever close he hops back on
that's when we do the gambling game okay I have to go on rust I have to go on
rust at 945 your time oh at least half an hour yeah they have they have a
Christie and rain put the together this big thing and I just I feel like I need to be there
Support that's a big thing. I
Think it's like a NATO discussion. They built this massive spot. I don't know exactly
Mayor of the town and like a bunch of stuff like that a mayor
I'm just gonna show my support. You know I mean, yeah, the town's the town's growing man
They got a judge and a mayor. They got shenanigans going on with a court courthouse. I think you've been summoned actually peanut
Like in a good way like as a jury of the peers or like I'm getting no you're you're on trial for excessive public
Gooping or they can gooping. Oh my goodness. Oh not good being in decency. Gooping in decency
Okay, you waiting on something
Okay, okay, wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.
I'm still as broke as I was yesterday, actually even more broke than I was yesterday, so.
You better be comfortable being broke.
Ain't gonna get better.
I'm comfortable right now.
I just can't, I can't get, I can't do well.
Oh, I just fucked up.
I don't know if you guys saw my announcement in the in the rush channel, but I know that there's been a lot of
Silly and around recently
So I pulled a simple move listen here listen here. Tell me if you like it for those you guys that haven't heard what I did
I removed all restrictions on rush pros
There's no such thing as rush pro anymore
No such thing as rules against rush pros everyone is equal and I said if anyone
in any drama I'm banning the person that did the drama I'm banning the people on
the bad side the good side I'm banning the guy watch in the drama
everybody's out that's a dog he's out that's a don't you take okay I'm gonna
sweep up a couple guys by accident that probably don't deserve it but it's not
Hard feelings so hard feelings. I'm just keeping the server steady
bucket mm-hmm. I
Agree with that big big W take for sure. If you do get bad
Like admitting a server is a lot of shit involved you don't got time to do that shit y'all that shit to do
Yeah
Cheers
You guys got a any of you guys have a toast
To the tiles in hotchers bathroom, which are certainly in ashes and broken and
Her BB at the town all tonight to see if he can get me off of my war crime trial
Cheers brothers. Cheers. I know lawyer baby, but cheers
Cheers cheers
She is she is
Yo, what is this my my quiet? What is this blue gate event?
I mean I've seen people say my mic is quiet my mic really quiet. I know that's a quiet
No in this. Yes. No. No. No. No. No. Yes
Close scrutiny
Tiny bit quiet
First time I see that each one guy a little it's normal hutch is loud
a little bit.
Oh.
Hmm.
Groups of surveyors and vaporizers are scanning them for valuable material.
Their discoveries can prove worthwhile.
If you're prepared for resistance, huh?
Well, let me tell ya.
Hmm.
Uh, let me tell ya.
Oh.
Let me test my mic.
Let me see if you're prepared.
Oh!
Oh!
I
Apparently it's just a fuck ton of
Move things you don't invite me
Is that better?
Okay, good. Well, I'm seeing right
I raised it by two decibels. Let me know if I need to raise it any more boys.
Here you go, Mr. Hunt. Welcome in.
Thank you. Thank you.
Should I just, what do I just need a shield and a...
And you got the rest of it? Peanut or no?
Oh, um, oh wait, I'll bring you, it's, I'm not going to lie to you.
you. Can we be, this is not. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Top of the line. You know, something Martin weapon
raid. What's that company again? Oh, yeah. This is not top of the line. Lockheed Martin
destroyed three countries that don't have internet yet technology. What is it then?
It's it's
It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. It's it's a venerated to and and and a toro too
Yeah, that's all I'm bringing you need ammo sealed augment all that stuff
My boss
Yes, sir
Fantastic bring I will bring the ammo for them. Oh fantastic
That was actually a decently profited parade for our eye
I suppose we can all enjoy the glory three metal parts is all I have
Wait is mr. Chicken not putting out
Mr. Chicken
That's right
This is all feeding thing
First you upgrade a baton and then you feed him and he gives you bonus stuff like random items
It can be really good, but usually they're just poo garbage
I'm about to be
Heavy and shock on ammo is all I need oh
Yes, I could ammo and some medium ammo like pride two stacks of these if you want to be safe
Oh
Since I've been back for to put it watch you steam with the house
Thank you for all that you do. I'll see you starting soon screen with the Beach Boys
Kokomo is the most accurate shit. Oh
Like just Kokomo is nice like the location
Poor you can't just ask someone to stop being poor. I'm being poor
Also, it's Kokomo real place. So is it just part of the shot?
Kokomo yeah by the Beach Boys
Kokomo
That's where I want to go
Oh, it's a real place.
I'm sure that's a real place, yeah.
Ooh.
I've been in real places.
I bet it's beautiful.
I bet it's beautiful.
I had a guy come in yesterday and say,
are you from Arab?
I saw that TikTok.
Yeah?
Yes, and then you said you're from...
Yes, I remember your response.
Alright, let's ride!
you
You got me for a great rate. Hell yeah, you ready to drop a couple things. Oh, yeah, of course
Besides how we feeling
Ready to rock ready to roll cap. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, one body wash hot, shall we shower or
How do you know I got us
How do I do all that?
Yeah, give us a details. I told my budget in a chat that I assumed it was three gentlemen from home depot with paper
Oh is
That accurate is it close enough?
No, not not that close
Hmm
You beat me it's a dog you beat me it's a dog
Geez my boy you do not have to do something like that
That's way too bad this big man that is way too bad
Thank you my boy
Geez my boy can you get me the tapestry and I need to
Thank you my boy truly
You really do have to do that
That's very kind of you big man
I like to use this
I hope you do it very well
I
What's out to be honest whatever she's like here it is I say, okay, thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, I
Was listening and I concur
Right you peanut what are you all in one body type of guy all in one body? Oh, no, no
I used to be all in one but don't know I I
I
Don't I can no longer do such things I can no longer do such things I I
It's a little embarrassing, but it's having some dry peanuts own
Issues, so I had to actually get not three in one
I'm talking about
Mm-hmm. I had to make sure that I beat himself
That's why I'm actually...
...get down by a sniper.
Well, three and one, it just, it dries you out.
It dries you out, so I had to get different,
something different for shampoo, conditioner,
and, and, and, and, and cell wash, cell wax.
And, and, everything, all the...
You know, it...
Yeah.
The three and one's will dry you out.
They'll dry you out.
They'll dry you out.
I
Like a little bit of Irish spring what Irish thing
Our spring is just like a soap and so
Yeah
Do we sure that's over there
Yeah, I'm fucking them up we already see them
Why should I see him?
Right here.
Right there as well.
Oh, Jesus.
Could be right.
Oh, I'm too sure range for this.
Yeah, I don't know if I can hit one of these.
I see me points.
Let's go back down and push, boys.
You're so brave. You're so brave to do what he jumps like that. Thank you, Mr. Habibi.
Thank you. You're a very kind man. I'm learning a lot. I'm learning a lot from you, Mr.
Muck. Thank you, Mr. Habibi. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Habibi. I have learned how to lose
all the money in my stash. One of the midi lessons I will teach you, Mr. Habibi.
I'm shocked the house in front of me. I'm pushing up now
Perfect now we lost the element of surprise. This is yeah, but that house will never fuck with us again times in
Our Squidward is outside to it logs the radius of our buttholes by a factor of seven
What a delight what a delight? I
I had headshot of the guy at the top.
Ah, what a sweet treat.
One moment while I death was Squidward.
Take that, Squidward!
Is he in the house? Yeah, they're up there.
Ah!
Yeah.
Ah!
if you treat it it'll be territory
oh goodness gracious oh goodness gracious oh my god there's no way I was
laying on that there's actually no way oh my goodness
I got you
Okay, right now
what
what
what
what
what
what
I did
I bet the BB downed.
My friend's done pushing.
Hey, have fun getting him back in the lobby.
You tell him, bud. You tell him.
It's a little bit extra in the rain.
I love the information.
I love when I'm in a 2v1 and three arch spawn on the map.
Instead of going after the three Brawlick men that are fucking me from three feet away
All three of them aggro me and beat the shit out of me while I'm fighting my opponents
Is that team affirmation? I feel like the clickers on our arc Raiders
Oh, oh, we're doing awkward as affirmations. Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, the things that we love about this game
Okay, let me see let me think
Um, all greatest affirmations, I would like the way that I would do more damage throwing
PUCKETS IN AT HIM than an outtoro level 4 Vax Attachments.
Mm-hmm, yep.
Habibi, your turn, your turn.
I love one, there are three of us, but somehow Habibi gets singled out and always dies first,
And then people in the burn peanuts chat say how come every time I look Habibi is the first one who is dead
Good you got our affirmations out of the way guys, let's let's rally let's get back in there and that's where
All right, what about a torrenta is that good?
It's really is very good, but I mean like you gotta be close. I listen guys. I'm not gonna lie you
I know I say this a lot, but I
I'm bringing my last tip is foreign. We actually have to lock the fuck in right now
Don't go for no round. No silly in around hippie. If I even see a smirk on your face
I'm fucked. I am very angry. I'm extremely pissed off. I
Am also breaking down things and selling them so I can afford to buy things
We're going to do what you want to do first.
They're not perfect perfect.
I am going poor as well.
There's no need to worry.
We are this we are very similar boats.
Hmm.
Oh, I'm going to shop real quick.
We wear those blue compensated voice.
My goodness, I don't think I have a compensated three left.
Why do I do I do I do?
My goodness.
Oh my goodness, that is fantastic.
Oh, that is so fantastic.
All that we're saved.
We're saved.
Shit, I need a lot of blue in my mouth.
I'm coming in actually max out boys. I only have like by two max kids left for the night. We need to win right now
I'm on my last kit every time and then I just reach into my savings account
You just go deeper and deeper and deeper in debt
Adjusting fantastic
This I am now sub what a hundred thousand
Space of dollars. I have depressed and I'm losing home
I want that to be known also. Mr. Chicken isn't putting out for me anymore
What a fantastic situation
Some of those
I'm ready to go. I need like 500 ammo
We were gonna you bring it?
I'm bringing a tempest and a torrenta. Oh my god. Oh
I would bring just one of those I'm not gonna lie to you I usually bring I would I'm when I'm up and I got money
I bring a tempest in a bobcat. I'm only bringing one weapon right now. I
Would bring one of those two
All right, I'll go kettle then that's not what that's not I mean, I don't think that's all I got man
I got a tempest tempest
It's a rent a and a hull cracker
We dig let's ride
Six K. Oh, we need the deadline for the giant ice you go. Yeah, I'm gonna bring it for you. I'm bringing one as well
We want to see me have a snap hook
No, yeah, I'm gonna be a sample as well. Just keeps me see the big ice you go man
Don't get that ride.
Hug hutch.
This next game you'll live, peanut would only get you killed.
Alright, okay.
Alright, first off, you're going to need those long noodles if you want to do a complete
circle hug on Mr. Hodge.
Secondly, alright, secondly, I am the team leader.
I bring my team up.
I keep my team safe.
You have obviously just been cursed, and God may hate you.
And I am ready.
I will hug the both of you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I did that these trying times.
You have me dying every time I called you and rushed.
Let's ride!
And then you...
I did every time!
Every...
I
Anyway
It's a drive. Oh
All right, who is you as MC? Mr. Dylan mr. Dallas and mr. Reverse we see but what was good man good?
I'm mad
Thank you, my boy
I'm ready to go yeah, I love you, bitch. I love you too, bitch. It's a 20,000 won
To the hotel boys. We claim it first. We will have the upper hand
God, I'm not you're looking exquisite. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you
Listen you guys always talk about hutch and his weight, but I bet she's got some of the best-looking calfs this side of the fucking
world he's basically doing normal people squats 24-7 so I would not doubt it
okay dude how do you take my compliment and turn it into that
Tina doesn't have arms or legs so he wouldn't know what the hell is wrong with
you
true you hear this guy it's true hey we got team on the opposite side opposite
side opposite side. That's kind of. Yeah. I'll try and get Max out of here.
Like stamina is a detriment to the team. Oh my God, I mean, I mean, I mean, please
don't die. Oh my God. Please don't.
He's up. He's up. He's right here in front of me.
Are you sitting on?
He's...
He's gonna be sittin' on it!
One to one, John! One to one, John!
On the right side!
One dead.
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
I'll push that, push that, push it!
Go, go, go!
Right on the corner.
Is that... Right at the corner. You're right side.
Oh, there's guy, watch out, there's guy, watch out!
That's my dog, my dog!
I'm gonna let him go!
Give me a second.
Are we good?
Yeah, we're good, we got him!
That's sharp, boys.
Oh my god
He's dead
Yep, sounds good
He's dead
He's dead
Is that not a whole new team, Mr. Hutt?
No, it's just one guy
I said hey they did.
Hmm.
They did.
They did.
They did.
They did.
They did.
It's pretty nice.
There's guys.
Very nice.
Who up by a burger?
Did you goop?
I do that guy out.
Did you goop?
He was pretty poor.
He's ugly.
Where'd the other guy go?
Jack, hey, one man's treasure.
One man's trash one man's treasure
No, it's
Yeah, you can take the pocket lint in the seasons when the third guy go we go to guys right here
Where'd he go
Yes, I will yes, I will so you some demon
show yourself demon show yourself I need that goob
ah mr. silly mr. silly what do we have here mr. silly what do we have here
it was good man huh good man good man
I don't know if there are much.
Let's go over there.
Oh, another gimmick!
We're gonna grab the, uh, lint in the pockets, whatever, whatever it is.
Yeah, you can have the pocket lint.
Here you go, here you go.
Yeah, okay, thank you.
Don't spin it all in one place.
Yeah, I can take this.
I'm like, I'm the poorest one of all.
And bill four, and bill four right there for you, team.
Are you winning up this side?
doing fantastic now that that asshole is dead
I will loot the first person I see next time
we gotta be quick in this squad gotta be very very fast
step up not me
careful P
yeah I thought I heard that on the eastern side
which side?
yeah you did
oh I see I see I see I see I see I see
play here
one watch out one just literally one time
On fire burger
Oh perfect! Perfect! I might get him with that
How was he got dead?
He got ready to go up the floor
One's one down
Push it, I'm done!
I don't get it, I don't get it
That was the best fire burger I've ever eaten
Are you going inside that big hole?
I ain't no lad
Oh, they're getting rushed by the archer.
Wait, no mines.
I should be pushed down.
I'm going down to shit, my boys.
Let's kill, alright.
I'm coming.
you got eyes on them?
got right here
oh my god this motherfucker again
can i get a new ping?
over here somewhere
last scene
Now over here
You would think right here
There's much much much
I'll be busy, baby. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
Let's take the lives
What now what now
Yeah
Anyone have extra five five six or medium medium
I am plenty of five five six allow me to give five five six
You know you know you say
I
Take her to the South East. Oh, look at that a bunch of lint in here. Hi. Oh my goodness
Oh, don't spend it all in one place, bro. See
Oh my goodness, yeah, but that's your 401k
No, I need anything I can sell later. Oh, yeah, you're pussy on mine
Oh my god, that was you on me hunch. Oh my goodness. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. Oh my god, he's terrible. Wait, he's terrible!
Oh
I'm dead immediately. There was two watch me. It was two. I thought there was only one. I'm dead. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness sir, sir. If you kill me you will get aids and burn it hell. Oh
Oh my goodness, oh, both of them are dead.
I'm dead.
He's inside there.
That's a great comp, dude.
Thanks, boss.
All right, let's keep going.
What an idiot!
No way!
You slick booze, Mr. Zod.
Slick booze.
Barely got that out.
Hey, little bit excellent rain.
The lint was lost.
I'm not gonna lie.
The lint was lost.
Yes, we will reclaim your lint.
Don't you worry him, BB.
worry it will all be halal as well also I think this is cool though I made a
miscalculation I made a miscalculation I forgot that today is slur Saturday
stream sniping goes up ten fold and I have no technology on to prevent it
right now that was my you think those people were stream sniping you ever
played around in this game? Yeah,
it felt like they just showed up.
Well, I don't got that motion, man.
I don't got that motion.
Yes, yes, yes, they were.
Excellent right out there, boys.
No, I will apply the technology.
I will apply the technology.
You will be safe.
Oh, man.
We can show it.
I know Mr.
For me boys, I got a whole cracker for sure. I sell it 22k probably probably
I mean that was my last edge attempt that was
That was a really one more not one more. I
I'm about to scrounge together here. I mean
I've got plenty of bombcats, but I mean when it comes to long range. I'm fucked. Oh
My goodness. Oh
So maybe we just do a Montes with some short-range weapons.
You could do a Montes.
What do you think of such activators?
I'm down for anywhere, bro.
Somewhere we can make use of the short-range weapons.
Yeah, I think Stella's a bad shell.
We could.
We can come up quick problem is on Stella. It's like
The lot of my fuck
Well, I will have the technology on
Yeah, then anywhere anywhere
Okay, our picks right now should be like
Stella and blue gate that Matt bro like it's just there's too many art. It's way too many art
I can't yeah, we get a fight. I get
What's it called on me and then it drops more arc and it's just some crude
The only reason we died there
That'll happen
That'll happen. I let me get worse with mr. Chicken. See what I can scrounge up. Good luck to the both of you
And you as well mr. Nothing. Thank you. Thank you. I let us see what we can start
Let us see let us see let us see
Oh, you're a pink last peak looting survivor. Oh
We cannot lose this one we cannot lose this one
Mr. Box my mother's 75
Good
Good back to you could I let you down my bad mr. Box you impressed with my skill were you?
You were impressed with my skill. Yes. Yes. They call me the LeBron James of Arc
Reigners. Mr. Box. I would be impressed as well. Impressed as well. Thank you. Good
sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good
sir. Oh, Jesus. Thank you, my boy. And Mr. Bon Capitaine. My boy. Good man. Good
a man. Thank you my boy. Please thank you buddy.
You need to hide the tech. You need the server. No! No! I mean we know what server we're going
to. Definitely don't go to that one. Stream snipers.
Well, you got me. I guess, well, I guess, I guess I'll see you in the range. I guess
I'll see you in the rain. Oh my goodness. I really, I have blundered this time. I have
blundered it. I have, I have blundered it this time. You've caught, you've caught me
red penis.
Oh
Hmm
Call something in mind a little bit of thydeo boat. Oh, yeah, I blew it
Up for heels
By the way, just for reference to me, none of these technologies I use work a ton.
But we try to lower the stream sniping percent of people in the raid from like 80% to like
40%.
That's kind of the objective.
So we're still down there.
I'm telling you, Mr. Naut, it is okay.
I'm having a great time, regardless.
All right.
To me, it is about the entertainment.
It is not about winning or losing.
Can you tell?
Of course.
Can you tell?
I can tell that you lose all the time and you suck.
I'm going to have a high yeah, I can tell that you lose all the time and you suck
I
Know what I know what I need to do now. I need to play on my off time rack up about a mill
Hop on with you lose it and then it'll be it'll just be much easier
It's just that Russ took up too much time man. I have that time
Let's ride. Don't worry.
Yeah. Oh yeah. This next round for sure. 100% 150%. We're about to be in there like
swimwear. We've got the plan. We've got the plan. If I don't exit with at least a 200,000
I'm gonna kill every last that I can
Oh my goodness did you hear this oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm devious plan. I do be as planned. Is there be me
But do not fear mr. Hibibi
I'm only bringing one gun. Is that okay? I'm gonna go with the torrente. I'm torrente the fuck out from the feet up. The
turret they should be good. The turret they should be good. They're pretty decent for this place, right? Yeah, I just don't think you can leave the charge.
You gotta wait till we're all pooping on each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the blast.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
I would curse every last stream sniper in the world every time, they step, I hope they
They step with nails and their fucking shoes.
Forever!
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
Durs their fathers.
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
They're spurned.
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
Don't heal a tribe.
I'm pretty sure it's native Indian, but...
I...
I...
I doubt it.
No, I doubt it.
I wouldn't go
Are you first sir?
You watch
Excuse me
Oh, they're going to open this fucking thing. I'm sure I'm sure there's nobody here
They're right up yonder right up younger
We should be
I gotta pop a fentanyl every time.
Oh, T-Bosey!
He's shot at C-Vay, he's eliminated.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
You dead, you dead, you dead!
I just went over here by the wall, I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm going in!
Oh, T-Bed, oh, T-Bed, oh, T-Bed, everyone dead, everyone dead!
Oh, what the hell, I'm gonna kill this pisser, kill this pisser!
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I'm in.
Doing great. Just keep on running.
Little bit of goop.
Clear. Also, they just closed the door.
They're close.
Downstairs, downstairs.
Go, go, go!
Behind me is one gray.
Keep walking forward.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Dude, he's pushing through. He's watching, he's watching, he's watching.
All dead, all dead.
Oh, good one, team.
You got some goop?
He laid back down.
These guys are free. They're free.
They're poor.
They're dumb and poor.
So we're the last guys.
You know chewy charges on them?
I found two.
If you want to wear those, bud.
I'll take anything I can get right now.
I don't know. I don't know.
Let me give you something.
How do you split again without
right clicking and pressing
split? I would just drop the
whole stack. Oh, hey, no.
Oh, it's all. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I don't remember. It's all. It's
I
Can we kill a bunch of them here too? Yeah, there's a bunch bodies here. Yeah, but they're all homeless people
Oh, I'm dead. Oh my goodness.
Slash one, slash one, slash one right here,
slash one right here.
You see he's got a rattle on his boy, he's poor.
Poor and stupid.
No, I'm dead.
Hello, Adam.
I'm rising.
Are you okay, Mr. Heavy?
I'm sorry, sir.
You're good, man.
You're pleasure me greatly.
Please, perhaps you can let me loot one fucking body.
A single body.
Oh, yes, of course.
Of course, Mr. Heavy.
Of course, of course.
Boys
Right after I've done
These guys are dumb and poor as well
Come on back to baby come on back come on back
The
peanuts is right here
yes I have a big bit
the peanuts is right here
I have 57
space dollars
and I have
metal parts
I only have 14 metal parts
this is not right
You must let me leave. Let me take my friends and whatever you do not want.
I will take you then go home. I will give you a million blessings.
I will give you a thousand blessings.
Two thousand blessings.
Will you let me go?
Must I do something?
Wait, go that way. Go that way, bro. Go that way.
Which way? Can I take his stuff? Something from him.
I promise I will bless you.
Wow, he was very slow, he's got it.
No, my friend!
There's nothing I can do!
There's no way to do this!
If you were nothing, I would curse you!
I would curse you!
Curse him! Curse him!
Hey, you little rascal.
Hey, you got nothing on you.
They picked you clean.
Yeah, they picked you clean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, at least it was an organic fight
with people that didn't know we were going to be there.
At least we know that our graders will do something about it as well drew real and drew real and drew I
Gotta get another people a couple
This is some ice for these these drinks. Ah
Gary on Gary on I'll be right back. I have to go free loadout like I have no choice now
It's just like I've I've got 19k
and if you see my stash like I click on gun weapons there's nothing shield there's
nothing couple green augments barely any ammo I white flag though oh maybe we can
use that how about I do one run where I don't bring a thing and I just go ahead
of you guys with a white flag and then you guys hang back with weapons and if
People stop to talk to me y'all just fucking light them up. It's gotta work. I got a bad news. I got bad news
You don't care in the lobbies. I
Would never say that and the lobbies that we are in
There is not a soul that is not going to smite you from this wicked world the moment that they see you
You are going to get shot
So scenario you guys go do those right after I died
but there's a chance whatever you want whatever we bait them and they end up
having a fuck ton of shit on them okay I'm gonna go get some ice I'm gonna
ready up I'll bring in the flag and that's it okay oh that's super I'm looking
okay what's up yeah what's up you there yep I have an idea yeah I'm gonna not
bring anything good in because I'm pretty sure yeah but I need you I need you to
here man okay okay if you're in only if you're in right maybe I get team leader
for game oh because they're going through the numbers here let me go to the
numbers we have not survived a raid yet together and you've been leading and I'm
just thinking maybe if I led one game one you think you have the steel for
the Cajones I think I might I think I might
perhaps
and
or maybe
Those are the yes, I suppose I could
Be let you be the pretend leader for being one game
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But also wouldn't it be then in that case if I was to lead
Wouldn't we be in lobbies that are just full of people who don't know how to play?
No, no, we don't mean like absolutely we mean peanut doesn't go
Without me saying go in
Yes, that's how that works mr. Habibi we we will get stole fucked either way
Cheers to getting fucked either way
It should have been me. I would suggest a freaking mm-hmm. Are you sure without but then I don't have a white flag?
I'm just saying oh my go off. Well, I don't know what we'll do. Wow. You honestly you make some great points
You know the white flag means something to me man. Yeah a chance. It's a chance for us. It's a chance for us
Let's ride
This guy to be at least one team that here's me out
Stands around
Let me tell you let me let me break this situation over here. Okay. My name is Derek. I'm with
Daniel and Chad
alright, I
My my father he left me at the fire station house when I was two
Okay, I've been drinking nothing but monsters and
Met Donald's for six days
Hi Derek
Talked to Daniel and chat and I say let's go stream site the peanut at 8 50 p.m. On a Saturday
All right, and they go wait a minute. We have no friends either. Let's do it, okay?
They were five minutes in the raid they see us because they know exactly where to go because they watch you guys stream
All right, do you one of two things is gonna happen a?
They go let's kill them we have no bitches and we're gonna die alone or be oh
My goodness that one guy has a white flag. Let's reconsidering being scum of society. Oh
So you're saying it's those guys who are after you
They'll kill anybody in the way
You think it's more likely between those two a or b?
I don't know. That's a highly specific situation that you're talking about. I have not to deal with that sort of stuff playing alone
Did you not hear what they said when they slid down those stairs? Where is peanut? Hey, where is peanut? Hey?
these guys dude we're fucked these guys man I can't believe I can't believe it I
can't believe it where these children coming from all right let's ride let's
ride it's time to get serious it is time to get serious
I get word that it would make a massive difference if I was to host a lobby.
No, it would be a good image.
But who knows?
Like, I don't know.
You know?
Yeah, you're probably talking to devs.
Several times.
Yes.
Yes, I have had a couple conversations.
I would make it easy mode for you yes I would say I would say I I I think I think if we
put our minds together we can really win.
I was just a mere warm up now it's time to get down to business.
Yeah.
You know what I'm not even gonna I'm gonna sit 40 degrees forward.
Okay, holy shit. He's lucky. I'm actually thin. I'm I'm sin. I'm sin
The amount of times people said that to me the worst part is that they thought I created my character named yellow
Habibi because of you
I
Think I got hacked just now. I'm ready. I'm good good good
I'm bad!
Mr. Bogg, you need some.
You know what you people are here?
You devious dog, you devious dog!
This one for you, Mr. Bogg.
Keep those peepers open!
Take that, Placo!
I'm giving them the visus, I'm giving them the visus!
Jesus.
You're the leader. You're the
leader. Go ahead, team. Go ahead,
Bowers. Come on, team. I'm
following you. Don't you worry.
Repeat after me, squad. I am a
duck. I am a duck. I am a duck.
my mom quack quacks. I quack with my mother. It's just a sex thing. No. I do crack with
I
Got the knicker
Hey, everything
We need a direct to the windmill. Oh, yeah, we're going over there. Oh my god
Did you shoot at them?
That's grenade, that's grenade. No, they shot at us, they shot at us.
I got walls, just play the walls.
They hit me by the edge.
We can't leave them out of sight.
Fuck you, fuck you!
What figures are they speaking?
they leave
come some bones
one pound fish
very very good very very good
one pound fish one pound fish
very very cheap one pound fish
alright boys one pound fish
alright
I mean, did they go? Those guys leave or were they on another floor?
They were there.
I think those guys left.
Lot of redeem the card, man.
There you go, Lot of redeem.
Mama duck, my little ducklings, come on.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I am coming.
Yeah, we are coming together.
We are coming.
They're under leaving, they're leaving.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Coming, coming, coming.
Coming, coming.
Oh my goodness. Oh, I'm safe. They're down here.
They're just standing there, missing me. One down, one down.
One down, one down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
My boy, last one's on me. Eat my shit, eat my poopy, my poopy, my poopy, my poopy, my poopy.
This is a good team call.
You sure?
I'm gonna get out of here.
Let's be concrete escape.
The exit is open.
What are we going to do?
You sure?
Good, sir.
Peanut, watch your BB not me.
Peanut, watch your BB not me.
Oh, shit, you made me switch you.
Watch it baby. Watch it baby. I'm on it budge. I'm on it budge
Like you do now do not watch me peanut hide the screen
keep going keep going
Almost out of stamina
Don't fucking move
I'm on the edge of my seat right now
You're an idiot you piece of shit peanut you piece of you're such a piece of shit
T.S. no idea where you're at
They found him
We found him
I can't believe you're doing this
Yeah, we were hiding our screens ever see me oh really yeah
That's kind of pulled that off that was impressive that was impressive. Are they both dead?
Hey, you killed one of them that mr. Krabs killed the other one and now they're on the court the inside
I'm proud which is kind of the same amount come as if he just did do that you think about it
But slower
Yeah, I screwed up my bluer box, I can't even bluer stuff if I wanted to.
Oh, oh good heavens.
Oh good heavens.
Excellent rage in a minute, Excellent Rage!
For, uh, free loadouts. Not so bad.
Yeah, we could do... Not so bad.
We could do a free loadout.
I'm down to go free loadouts and just see, you know, go around and see if we can come up on some stuff.
Does it work in the sense that if you do a free loadout, are you more likely to be tossing the people with free loadouts or not?
I think so, yes.
I believe so some people say no I believe so but we're still gonna have opportunity yeah
Well, I asked maybe if you get if you get there right? I will trade you whatever I have for that
If you get a barrel of BB, I would treat you whatever I have not
That is a chance to negotiate but I would not negotiate with you
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, listen up you fucking
if you get a Pharaoh you give it to me all right pal you give to me all right
at one you know what mr. peanut what if I was to give if I was to give a like
you a pharaoh it would turn me into a and I cannot have this what are you some type of
how about you are taking it far you are taking it too far that's it that should keep your pharaoh
You I don't want it
One more time I will exit oh, oh, I can't call you
What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? Nothing, you.
Put a man who can, no, no, no, I will not do anything. Put a man who can slur that fast,
that much, and such successions that enough. I, I would respect him.
I've been training. I've been practicing. I've gone to every NASCAR rally since 2008.
I would respect him.
Thank you, good shirt. Thank you, good shirt. Thank you.
Is it good enough to just block the numbers at the bottom right? Is that good enough?
I mean, to block everything. The timer, all of that.
Yeah, I mean the numbers at the bottom right are the most important. I screwed up my blur box.
If you guys give me like two minutes at the beginning of this raid, I can fix it.
Dude, how active are your mods, you know?
They're decently active.
Like I use a thing where they can like draw stuff and they can put boxes and like they can move this stuff around in real time
Yeah, I don't let anyone touch my feet. I don't have to do
Okay
In that case
Elmods except for butter croissant and big iron and KR. They didn't absolutely wonderful
Not because I don't trust them it's because over the last two years
I've made this the most convoluted system you could give it to a professional. I'm not saying I'm smarter than I'm not
But you could give it to a professional and they would take them like a full week to figure out how this shit works
There is genuinely like like a thousand different day
Are you single this PC or duo duo of course, of course
So your discord is on your game PC. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and you're so you have two mics. No, I'm one mic
So like you know the delay that we had during rust no
Yes, no when we used to talk and I was always delayed I feel by it was so made very much
That was just rush though. I was a nice. No, no
There was an extra layer to that from from my side my Mike's hooked up to my stream PC
And it's being sent to my game PC. Yeah, that's what I want you might sit to my CPC and then sit back to my game
Yeah, that's the best you're on a delay too. No, no, I mean we're talking like a bill a second, but I
Use
There's fast it's probably Canada for me. Yeah, it sucks kid. There's a shit cuz he I let
hey hutch wait hold up oh I do have a
I will give you the pharaoh in exchange for the captain a
dubious trade of
Magnificent reports. You guys see when negotiation does you see drop the amount of peanuts of course of course
Let's do this.
There's no way Pino would have taken the route.
I appreciate you, I'm thinking about letting him wait.
This show is free though, Mr. Barnes.
You can do that.
We're trying to come up here.
You can do what I'm going to say.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
I don't know that you're supposed to save up a million
space dollars before playing with Pino.
This is all new to me, you guys.
other we were playing like a lot I would play like seven hours just to prepare
and then lose every last dollar every single night like when you play with
peanut there is no winnings there's only trying to stop the bleeding there's
only fighting for your life like you're being suffocated and a bag is
over your head and you're getting the shit beat out of you.
Alright, is that why you stream so early?
It's like recoup.
That's the nice losses I've always been and all they got.
Try and let you down, Bowers, right?
Countdown, Bowers.
Who's the guy that much in previous life?
I grew up on a farm, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you already know this guy dripping slurs after you put him to bed.
What?
Oh.
Why not?
Why not right now, man?
poor and we just have better aim yeah we're professionals fuck we're doing this
for eight hours a day I hope so yeah you would be some of these fucking kids do
it for longer than eight hours a day they don't get paid to do it they do it
for the love of the game love of the game I can respect that we're going to
for at all unless you're getting loot to build gear with that's it yeah they're
underneath me now coming up that staircase very soon
You got too much, you got too much!
Client!
Over here, they know you're there for sure.
They said I'm gonna come up.
You're all high up the right side and you gotta stay up here.
That way they think we're all up there.
That was good, babe.
I hear him, I'm watching.
He's frosty.
Stay sneaky.
Hey, did you open another door?
I hear doors. I hear doors.
What door is that?
I think downstairs.
Hmm.
My deep appeal here
Maybe I'll take this a little peep out this far away. Yeah, it's a little beep beep
I see nothing
I'm with you
I just push up
They open that door right here
They open that door as well
It doesn't work as we just heard
They're using that door, they might be stupid
Nobody uses that door
It might have went for a door
Well that door's open too!
Maybe we get it this way?
We can.
They're opening that right next to us.
They're breaking into the penis.
Shut them! Shut them!
You see the penis?
Right up here.
What now?
I got one one down. Oh good work. Good work. You only shot one. It might just be one guy.
Oh gooping before the gooper himself. Oh you motherfucker no way no way you're such a
if I move the body.
No, you gotta move the hardware.
Many odds, second three.
I'm gonna modulate, maybe odds, second three.
A blessed day.
He's so rich. He didn't even take the tactical MK1.
Yeah, you can have that.
You can have that, Chief.
That's all you, man.
We die, bro.
Follow me, boy. Follow me, boy.
I think we are so poor and we have lost so much at the game is literally only putting us in lobbies with solos
Per chance per baby
Watching us right now
Making this making this decision on the fly. Oh, yeah, absolutely
Yeah, the devs and they go here's team snipers go get them and then they make this one decision
I don't know. I don't give a shit about us. They're on vacation. Christmas vacation.
Yeah. Yeah. You can't forget about Christmas vacation.
We'll be back soon. We'll be back soon.
Very soon. Don't worry, boy. Don't worry.
I'm not here. Nothing. Oh my god. Somebody said it's because the three of you guys
I'm going to give you guys a
mount up to one kit.
That's great. Please look like
normal. I need everything I can
get. I need everything I can get.
Honestly, I'm obviously a little
little bit like normal and see if
I can sell it for some dollars.
I think I've got no choice, man.
200,000 in like three runs
2,300,000
You're precisely
I say
I heard you guys played a lyre smart yesterday was a fun
Good time. It was fantastic
That's good time. Cocoa. Cocoa is fucking loving it, man. I
Don't know cookin plays anything other than he doesn't he doesn't play the other hunts
Ah, we're talking like 10 years. He's been playing nothing but rest
I'm glad I got to meet him. He's fucking he's awesome. That I wish you could go
This hasn't been garbage in here
Yeah
Hmm
That's worth some dollars
Couple dollars
With me and more beauty we need to get some purple weapons out of some dead pussy body
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going.
Where are you guys going to leave from? Let's go.
Three minutes. There's going to wash me all the air.
You know, up full batteries.
Up full batteries.
Here we go.
Sublime.
Funny voice.
It was going on this whole map.
Look at that.
One guy.
One guy.
You're 100 meters out, you know.
I'm a company.
I'm a company monster.
Do we buy?
I'm on the way.
There was genuinely nobody here.
What happened?
Are you hiding your screen when we go into the game so they don't know what map it is or no?
Say again? Say again?
Are you hiding your screen when we go into the game so they don't know what map it is or no?
Yeah, they can't see anything at the bottom right.
Oh, we're good.
I think we pecked off.
Street members get zero blessings.
You went through the technology office to hunch?
check off free kit yeah nothing to lose all the game people they will come up
we'll see if we do free kit on these servers I just don't think we're gonna
run into anyone get you to do all right I'm just sell everything I've got here
and then we'll do another free cat with no technology that's pretty cool
Ah, didn't see that just butt-fucked, I think.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, it's a bit hot in here, a bit, a bit, a bit, eckish.
Take me home, excellent rain, excellent rain.
I was not ready for yesterday's jam session, by the way.
I didn't know I have to pull up the lyrics and start singing and shit and I felt really out of place
Yeah, you have to feel it in your heart to be beer. Yeah, but I'm not a girl from the USA
Also, I fucking woke up singing that show way. You don't know the lyrics and party in the USA
Apple are partying in the USA. It's in the title. I know man. I know man. All right
DJ
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Move it. My yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's an absolute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
it's time it's time for battle it's time for action this time okay okay I'm
gonna sell everything except for this and that and this
Oh
Boys we're coming up
John would crack your smoking machine box, but cut me off a slice of that cheap. I'm trying to get smizzily
Maybe a west side
Dude same I was on a rep team for Quebec. Oh
Yeah
The best sport that is the hardest to get a bunch of homies to come play together because
because getting 18 people to meet up on a fucking weekend is very tough.
Wait, which board?
That's why you play Wimbleball.
Is sport?
You can play baseball in a video game.
And drive!
You
I
Guys to check us to do
Would you boys get
We traded kettle for rattler very nice very nice
They're going at it. I was here. I'm on
Perfect scenario
I'll show the fire right in here
Our goal find a body get an actual gun
Wait, what's that?
You're right above us
Which offers good, but we're going up we're going up here right there much much
All of them
Oh my god, there's two fat people. There's fat people in the middle of every door between
Oh
It's over. It's over. It's over. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm coming. You mother. Guys, there's nothing I can do. There's
nothing I can do. I have a sense of a 60 ammo against two Squidward.
I got you. I got you. They don't see you. They don't see you. No, you don't.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He lived. He lived. He lived.
I
Touches every office of your body make sure there's nothing left on it
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Take that!
Quick wave it!
Oh my god.
Are we super duper serious?
Now I'm in hell! I'm in hell!
Put up Johnny. Put up Johnny, beauty.
Oh my God!
Sir, fuck yourself! Fuck yourself!
I hope Squidward gaves your butthole to a diameter of 3 meters.
Fuck you as well, sir. Fuck you!
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. What are you doing with that wanker?
That was the funnest round I've had.
I'll be here talking in the game!
How about now? Am I still talking in the game?
You're good now. You're good now.
I, I, I could not make it.
Don't yell at me!
You listen up you I have never I have never been so
disrespected in my entire life that that rain
Freakin I can't believe these guys want to kill you in that moment with all
that shit going on
Let's roll that shit going on
Let's ride let's ride
Let's ride my cheeks again red. I have I've lost everything and the will live. I have nothing left
I have nothing left. I've got the map whiskey's doing work Scotch is doing work
Yeah, but yeah, that's that that's we're going to plan B going to plan B
We're getting drunk. We're getting drunk. That's me. How do you know?
All right.
The Bungalitters want the accent. Is that what they want?
Yeah, I believe you so much they believe me. Is that what they want?
What the fuck do they want? I believe you.
Hey, man, not be himself.
Gentlemen, this may have to be my last one. I'm afraid I cannot hurt Grann and Chrissy's feelings.
That's okay, it's going back in afterward.
Yes, yes, I will represent you both.
Thank you, good sir.
I will represent the house of Knoth and Mr. Hutch.
And I will be back as soon as we are done.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
But it's time to lock it in.
We actually need to win one before Miss Amy, we have to go to that meeting.
We have to win one!
That's all I want, one raid!
I cannot believe...
that we have yet to win a single fucking round.
That's right!
If only they started with the rap box
I feel like the Rapper is probably one of the worst ones to start with
Only because he am I am the Rapper
Believe it or not, the Rapper used to have a rap set up
The Rapper breathes
If it scares, they do not call me the LeBron James of Oz
They are the kind of sickest
Keep those people
What is rap? I'm about to show you
Everybody's rap family, rap this, rap that
Rat me and my rat family is a Netflix show that I'm pinching the Netflix and also one of our best
No, he owns no percent no percent no
From across
Oh, outside the door, yeah.
There you go.
Oh, it's a big shoulder, yeah.
Shoot the mechanical picture.
Oh, it's so lucky.
They're moving out.
They're laying down walls on the bridge.
Oh, man, what do you trail me to?
Watch the door.
Oh, my goodness.
They just have to have me.
I hear a zippy
One of them was broken
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Dead like I once
Down on me
I can't I can't I can't
How is that even possible
They were in the raid before us. How did they even know?
How did they even know they were in the raid before us?
I need your help. I need you to kill me.
It's so fucking embarrassing.
I need your help. I need you to kill me. Please, God, kill me.
Please, God, put a bullet in my mouth.
I'm going to shoot everyone. I'm going to start shooting everyone.
Please God please kill me please put me out of my misery
Please God I need your help sir. I need you to kill me
Please someone please someone in my misery
Please kill me sir. Please kill me sir. Please God
Sure, please kill me
Sir
Sure, I need you to unload that man into my face
Sure, I need to help. I need you to kill me. I need you to kill me sir
So I need you to kill me. I need your help. Thank you, sir. Thank you
Nice I how is that even possible that is wild they were
Talking game. I didn't talk in game. No, they haven't known that they were in the raid before us. We technically stream side there
How would they even know that?
I
Love you guys. I gotta go to rust for for about an hour, and then I'll be right back
Okay, if you guys are still playing if you guys got a third all wait out until
gambling time
Yeah, if you guys don't have a third all
What you will play play the gambling game in like an hour
Okay, that's fine. I think it'll take about an hour
For the meeting and all that you don't want to be there, right peanut hutch. You don't want to be there
No, no, thanks. No, thanks. No.
All right. I'm gonna leave the party. I'll get you guys back in an hour.
Hudge, genuinely explain to me the logistics of how they do it with us.
Explain to me. Explain to me. Explain to me.
Brother.
I just wanted to say before I leave, later you will.
All right, thank you, Rubybee.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Did they go into a game?
I hope we enjoyed the game.
They say like nine.
It's been like nine out of ten games today.
This is insane.
I've never seen that level of streams
that they went into a game preemptively.
Ten minutes ago
Hoping we would then join that game because they know we're free kids and we joined late is that
You kind of have to give him credit you kind of have to give him credit. I
Respect my respect is do you kind of have to give him credit? Oh
Yeah
Be based in search
Run, uh, run solo, run solo real quick, I gotta do something.
Oh! You already took a shower!
Did you get another shower?
No, no, I just gotta go and, uh, pass this shotgun out in game, of course.
Of course, of course. Yes, tell me how tasty it is. Tell me how tasty it is.
Yeah, I'll let you know what, I'll let you know. I'll let you know.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, gentlemen. Oh my goodness. Let me tell you, boys. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. I would love to win one game. That is my dream. That is my dream. Can a gooper dream? Can a gooper dream? That is my dream. That is what I strive for. That is the part that I have set.
That is my dream, kid a gooper dream, kid a gooper dream.
That is my dream.
That is what I strive for.
That is the bar that I've set on that day.
Maybe today, maybe a hundred days from now.
That'll be the day.
That will be the day.
You know what?
You know what actually?
This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna come in Max Kitt
So that hunts and her baby were the problem
We don't need those guys we don't need those guys
You little something something
Couple of these couple of those would talk to Mr. Chicken
It's some of these bad boys, some of these gentlemen.
One of these, one of those, this is genuinely my last kit I can make.
Oh my God, I've, I've spit all my arguments and I think I just purchased my last non-green
argument.
God help us all.
God help us all
We need to go back some other trade boys. We need to go back to this needs to be a nuclear raid
Get some seal recharges
Here we go. Hello, Mrs. I.D. You're a good man. Thank you for treating me so nicely
Thank you, Mrs. I.D.
Thank you
Hmm
In a couple of these bullets like you do
Here we go
Nothing tired when just grabbing some medium ammo this time when
I know we ride
We're going right away was I'm choosing a random map at that number you're gonna win
the day kill a hundred homeless people take all this stuff sell it millionaires space millionaires
I'm taxiing get some ducks guys oh my goodness if there's a hacker out there that has unlimited
of the really expensive ducks and oh my god like it'd be so I'd be so pissed if like you
died with a full inventory of them right in front of me oh my god no I'd be so pissed
I would actually be so pissed if there's some guy duplicating ducks out there and then dying
right in front of me with the whole image of him.
I- oh don't you do it!
Don't you- oh I mean- ah!
Ah!
I'd say I'd be- I'd be pissed.
I would be- I would be beside myself.
I would be livid.
I would genuinely be so angry.
I- I don't know what I'd do.
I don't know what I'd do.
Uh, let's- we're doing the battle fume 6 until fuckin'- let's ride!
Thank you.
We got this ourselves. Easily.
You stay frosty.
I'm just late to the rain. It could be a net positive. You could find some and push each other down.
The disturbance in the force to the south.
Oh, a disturbance in the force to the south east.
Oh, a disturbance in the force between south and south east.
Perhaps one more thing to learn.
Oh
One day over there
We'll go back our little boys. Are you just too much to the force X West?
Is it me talk to you something who's over there blasted
There's nothing over there was we might have a stupid person called stupid person
This could be our tips
Oh
There he is
Oh, shut up.
To be Mr. Silly.
Oh.
Oh, there, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Oh
He's terrible
Eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
Oh fuck
Where'd he go?
There he is, there he is!
I'm a head of this pussy, trying to give him the sauce.
Oh my goodness gracious!
Fuck it!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Oh my god you've got to be f***ing my ass 30,000 times.
Oh
Get your ass back here
It wasn't a good third party, I mean, did you almost die?
Shit!
Too easy, too easy!
Did you say control?
Get your ass back, you spro-
Oh wait, it's Pina.
Is it Pina?
Wait, wait, wait.
Ethan, please.
What about Pina?
Ethan, this is Pina.
Hey guys.
Oh my god.
Pina!
Wait, Pina.
Hey guys.
Hey, what's up?
Hey guys
He's hanging around
He's hanging around yeah, I love you too good. I love you too
Not that you're saying it around
Yeah, how it is
I don't have survivor dough
You should kill this
Maybe that guy has a defect right there check
Have a good one, DG's
This is going pretty good
I got you bro
Oh, yeah. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job.
You didn't have a D shirt. Hold on. I killed a couple other guys.
There should be a dead guy right over there by that car.
Perhaps she's got one.
her baby you
how's it looking champ I don't have it we're about the guy up there that I kill
behind me to the east that's the West
Hey, no worries. Don't worry. He's in 10,000 paces of
waste. What the hell's going on over here? Oh, sir. Hello,
sir. You happen to have a defibrillator. Oh, shite. I
do not. Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good
I
Lookin good for you boys. I won't lie. Yeah, I would say the chances are slim
All right, I'm gonna die now
Now, excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
That was a close one.
All we had to do was kill the fourth guy, and then the fifth one, and then the sixth
and the seventh one, and then the eighth one when he showed up later.
We could have just done that.
You would have had that in the bag.
He would have had that in the bag.
Easy, easy.
I actually cannot believe that.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie, you're given.
I put my entire pussy into that raid.
Even if we did twice as good,
even if we did three times as good,
we would still have lost.
I am poor. I am poor. I have no money
You don't have a friend
Let me switch up the map a tad. I don't know if that's the best map to go to let's go to this one
Perhaps Max potential
Sell your Bobcats
hmmm
That's coachy for a blue shield. Oh, I think coachy's still
Sleeping office is drinking it is gambling
This is the right right here boys. This is the right 150% I can feel it. I can feel it in my bone.
And there is our first victim.
There is our first victim of the rage, gentlemen. He will not know what hit him.
You would be like a freight train in Britain.
Markham.
Now of course we're gonna defeat the train.
Some type of sick fucking joke.
Some type of sick joke. Markham's a pain on us.
It's too frosty.
I don't feel so.
We're trying to extract.
We'll let that hooligan leave and kill this hooligan.
I thought he died right here.
I kinda swore I didn't see the flare right yonder.
Hello?
Are you- are you dead?
You have to tell me if you're dead those are the rules I
Could have sworn
Oh my god
you sit there chicken is meat I'll be an excellent technique oh oh oh my goodness
I want to see feet oh my goodness oh this is going swell this is going to
I don't see a splendid...
Gotcha!
She's fast, she's fast, I thought I heard someone behind us.
Is anyone out there? I heard you!
there's no fucking way oh my god 12 shots in a round let's do the head
There's actually a guy who's gonna die
Oh
Fuck you fuck you get out of here
Oh, who's going to win?
Take this, pussy!
What?
What the heck?
Time to renew that habit we do take!
Yeah, you know, bro. You know, bro.
I
Get aged died in the game, of course in the game by the way, I heard they're adding an age update
It's just a rumor. It's just a rumor, but I it's unconfirmed, but I did see I did hear that they were adding them
I heard it through the gate but the great fine. I heard it to the great find
They might be adding an age update.
So I was basically just telling that gentleman
to enjoy the update that may or may not come out
and have a lot of fun.
Have a lot of fun with the new update
that may or may not come out.
It's just a room at this point.
Not certain, not certain,
but that's all I was telling that gentleman to do
was to have fun on a potential new update
and die in the game because always winning isn't fun.
You have to have the losses with the wins
to make the wins fun.
It's what I've been to town him was have a great time
excellent
Hey, I don't do boys
Every single person there was there to kill us every single person there was there to kill us. Ah
I I don't do boys. I don't do I'm not certain. I'm not certain was I am good
We need a killer. We need a murderer. I'm taxing clumsy. We need a murderer
We need a mass murderer that can take care of all these hooligans
I'm back. Uh, welcome back, Mr. Hunt. Welcome back
Yeah, oh, I'm sorry. Welcome back, Mr. Hunt. Hello. Hello. Hello. I actually just played a raid and there was zero stream snipers in it
You know that?
Oh, I fucking wish I'd be sick. No, it was zero. There was zero. Yeah, there was one guy
Do it. I think that's him over there and then another guy saying
That's him, but what they were talking about like
Like the guy next to me. I think
Mm-hmm. You just had a raid where everyone in the red was stream sniping, huh?
Do I think dude?
Do actually
Dude, what's happened?
I went to a random part of the map on Damned Battlegrounds out in the middle of literal butt shit nowhere, and nine people made me kill me.
What am I doing so much fun?
What am I doing so much fun?
Well the good news is, I love Habibi as we all do.
Of course, of course.
I'm good news is is that in duos? It's gonna be a lot easier for me to murder everyone
So I think we just gear up actual gear and
See if we can make some happen. Okay. I'm buying the blue box for mr. Shiny
Yeah, don't you worry?
I'm coming in I'm coming in max-kitted max-goop. Don't go max. Don't go max go live
I don't think you understand what max means for me in this place. Oh
Oh, you're bringing like what a Vinnie and some Emma? I've got Vinnie and a stature and a blue
I've got 21,000 space dollars and I haven't even bought my heels yet. So get ready for that to be about zero
All righty. We need we need a couple good raids. Mm-hmm. That's it. That's it, bro
We've been here before haven't we not have we been here before we ain't new to this word to do to dance
I got a couple hatch keys left.
We leave, we don't go for everything, but we go for a lot.
We know we come for it all, Mr. Hot.
And we're broke.
We're gonna stay broke.
This is why your poor and in turn, while you are getting poor, you're also making me poor as well.
Yeah, but you're forgetting to consider the most important factor
That we're being best friends and we're gonna love me
Yes, something like that something like that
Now let me talk to mr. Chicken. I can get a couple of supplies
Here we go some of these bad boys like you do you go mr. Hines
I
Hopped I did the what is this mine. Thank you. Thank you
I will say it is Saturday so the stream stipends a bit inflated. Yeah for sure. Hmm. I
Also
Have six hundred and twenty four space dollars
Hmm. Hmm. I happen to have millions and millions of ducks. Hey, Peta, I just learned my wife
is cheating on my in the Navy. I just wanted to say thank you for keeping my in good spirits.
Now, you don't need her, King.
You don't need her, King.
Pick up that crowd.
Pick up that crowd.
That dude probably smells like weak old Sardine in a sewer anyways.
Let the next guy pass out from the fumes.
Godspeed, Zigg!
Godspeed!
Pick up your crowd, King.
Pick up your crowd, and you'll need it.
that for the show yeah good show that's a good show that's a good show
oh let's oh right
I can tell this one's gonna go better. I've got a feeling. I've got a feeling, Mr. Hunt.
I've got a feeling.
Woo birds!
I was good
Now I'm high top
Three frosty boys the vigilant
We're going right to the bulk, huh? Oh, yeah, you BS and bold choice
Sir Hunching did we're here for it all or nothing? Mm-hmm all or nothing
I can
I can feel the electricity within this raid. Oh, yeah
Going through the tip of my nipples to the tip of yours. Oh, I feel it. I'm feeling it now, mr. Crabbs
You know sad nipples
technically mm-hmm you won't see the broad the shell okay mm-hmm mm-hmm still
just as possible to put car battery to call it mm-hmm a lot of people dying a
lot of people dying on an ambulance but not for me I'm a little bit fat I don't
have enough money for fit on my leg
good thing I'll wait for you they're
close they're very close I hear them
I want you six I want you six okay so
they're out of here they're underneath
us you're right now you can come one
One Pon Fee'sh
One Pon Fee'sh
Very very good that one Pon Fee'sh
Very very cheap that one Pon Fee'sh
I've never seen this in the arc in my life
We're going back inside
Yeah I didn't see you for back in there
There's just too many of these
I mean I don't know
They're above us, they're above us
Got it, hurry up with you
We need this, we need this
like we need this I'm locked I'm locked I'm locked it might be inside the elevator
okay
watch out watch out watch out no I hear you I hear you I hear you guys that you
down to down to down
Yeah
And oh
Dan
He's going up. He's going up. I'm gonna stop him. I'm stop him. Are you get back here?
Take that fool. I mean that I'm gonna survive. It's only one life. He's on the right. I'm gonna get him
I'll get them
Thank you good Jen, thank you good Jen
Not you were slick, huh? Not you were sly. Yeah. Oh my gosh. You're peanut Luke quick Luke quick
We're holding the team here already
It was good much good much good much. Oh my god. We're getting on me elevator. No, no
When that! Now res, now res, now res now res!
I have no- I have no- I have no-
We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked, it's over, it's over, we're fucked!
Oh!
Oh!
I'll let you down, Bob.
I'll let you down, Bob.
Say...
If you revive me, I will grant you three wishes!
Do you even dive the only guy from a team behind us?
Who's even that team is bad you're dead either way? Oh, thank God
That was your responsibility. I feel down
Sure
Sure good sir
Say please shit the amount of people in there sure
Good sir! If you revive me, I will grant you three wishes.
Three wishes? Only one of them can be sexual.
Hey, come on boys. It's been a rough night. Hook us up with the Reds. Come on boys.
was those vices would die in the game of course. In the game!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Where's your mom, Pudge? You should have a chance. Where's your mom?
Mm.
Well, Hodge had to talk to that. He did kind of kill us immediately once they heard
Hodge's fat voice.
Mm.
Pina is the worst teammate ever. Thanks for bringing a goop up when he was down. I needed
that lift up. I needed that boost. Thank you. Thank you my goop. I appreciate that. I needed
that lift. I appreciate that.
I don't know if anyone's told you this, but you look like shit, you smell like shit,
and your mother is a bitch, and you ain't never, and I ain't never going to a-
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
How was that?
Was that good res?
That was good res.
That was good res.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was a good bridge besides.
That was excellent.
Thank you so much.
That was excellent.
You did a great job besides.
I was really surprised he didn't revive me.
Yeah, me as well.
Me as well.
I thought that your mom as a bitch would have a seal of the deal.
And he would have ripped out the D-Fib.
Me too.
Me too.
That's what it was.
Also, if you don't have a D-Fib going forward.
I'm gonna binge you over and fuck you now if you need once I'm
$624
That's great. I will bring you D-Fibs to scan. Okay. Okay, because if you have a lot of that means
I'm the one who gets deep in which means we win. That's right. That's right
Good point boss good. Good point. That's where they bring the big bucks powers
I don't mean to take how I mean to take out my frustrations of you boss. I'm in so much
pain. I was so much paid. We used to like us. We used to rest us and fight for us and
Oh my gosh, peanut hudge. We're gonna rescue and let's get y'all geared and now they don't even talk to us peanut
They just kill us. They just kill his bows. Oh, they like his double bows. I don't know
He's like his bows. He used to love us
Now everybody just cheats and says Salers, but not even the good ones. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Because the weak ones like gringo. Yeah. Whatever the shed. Yeah.
Bronte. Gordo. Yeah. Yeah. What yeah. What you said, Bowser. What you said, Bowser. Let
Let me get some McDonald's for Mr. Chicken.
Like you do, like you do.
I'm gonna try my hardest, Bob.
You're doing good.
I'm gonna bring you a D-Fib.
Thank you, Bobz.
Yeah, I could use a D-Fib, Bobz.
Yeah, you gonna get a D-Fib this time.
Thank you, Bobz.
Pick your chin up.
Pick your chin up.
You think we can really do it, Bobz?
I think that there's a world where we maybe
can do it. Oh, you really need that bow? You gotta have to have a D fib though. That's
step one. Oh, God, you gotta have a D fib. Don't you worry. Now I think we can do it.
Oh, okay. That's right. All right. I've got whenever I can muster together. How about
this how about this eat yourself some
light ammo okay I don't worry about me
boys I got I got a kid what do you have
I got a bullet of four with a competition
of three in a blue bag oh my god why
I'm bringing you a bobcat with a
kinetic converter I'm gonna bring you
bobcat now hey this comes with a couple
of things number one you're gonna kill
everyone and that's the only thing oh
I can do that bones. I can do that
15 space dollars
I don't want to die today.
I don't want to die.
We got this, Bows.
We got this.
Do you think that last raid was a little bit real or?
Bell bombs
No, boss, I don't boss. I don't think so boss. I don't think so
47
Rolik men jumping down the elevator was real so fast that two of them killed themselves on ice today
I don't think so boss. I in levels of one to organic
I would put it at about a negative five good shit
You know whose fault this is
Don't see it as close these fall 100% I was actually just thinking that I was actually just thinking that why does he do this
Thus, I don't know. I maybe he's a racist. Oh, you know what he is a racist
Yeah, makes me talk now. Let's ride
I
Let you down boss. I thought we were gonna be in the raid
I'll let you down to boss. Sorry boss. I thought we'd be in there by now
I'll...
then...
ride...
the dead!
I
Thank you, Mr. Fox. Good man. Good thing I left it down.
Oh my gosh, boss.
Wait, what happened, boss?
I brought 300 light ammo and no ammo for my shotgun.
Don't worry, boss. I'll get you some shotgun ammo.
Don't you worry.
I got 700 ammo and other deers.
Oh
Good organic fight just out of the rain
Like it
Is it push it back to push it back you go for the right way off the left one. Yep
They're both right here. They're both right here.
Yeah.
Charge!
What broke? What broke?
They're a little ahead of me.
On me?
Yeah.
Nice work, nice work, nice work.
Oh
I get so bad
He's talking shock any shocker demo don't suck animal don't suck animal
We're going, we're going, we're going.
I'm back.
I'm Pimpingbosh, I am Pimpingbosh.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm, this could be our come-up.
Here we go, bro.
Come on.
Lock him.
We can, one more team, and then we see that, and we do a slow burn, a slow rise.
He got Pinko.
Try my voice.
a big triangle
What about defense? Do you have any deans?
Yes sir, I'm on over
Here
You watch, you watch
I'm a little chunky
Chunky funky
You know, I got a green triangle
Hand me a bullshit, I'll hold it for you
A mouse? Are you gonna watch?
He's always eating because he's always eating if you have any other questions do not hesitate
that.
A hooligan died in the northeast.
Did you peep that Mr. Hodge?
I did not.
I did not.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see I see the perpetrator as well. Would you have here? Mm-hmm. We kill them grab all four people's group
Then we scowl to the house yeah
That's one
Like
You see the problem as we speak?
Right stern flank hitting a right stern flank.
Good.
I do not have eyes on the hooligans.
The advantage for my preview.
Keep your peepies open boys.
the roof on the roof on the roof.
Burn.
Oh.
Not good.
I'm not feeling too good.
Not good.
Not feeling too good.
Not a few of my best.
dish okay
and left
and left
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
That'll happen. Sorry, I let you down, boss.
Sorry, I let you down, boss.
Things aren't going too good, boss.
What's the next step of the operation, boss?
What's the next step of the operation, Bounce?
Probably a little bit.
It could work.
It's crazy.
It's 1130.
It's 1130.
I said we go gamble.
I play the gambling game.
Yeah, I think it's about that time, Peanut.
What makes you say that?
Is it the 40 games lost in a row with the $15 space dollars into my space making caps?
This is what we need we need one day we need to actually make close easy fit chas
Get on for a session one time
Yeah, well, I that's just not gonna work we can't rely on closing. We should pick somebody else
Maybe we get Nick I
Did ask mr. Merck's to play I did I did I did
Yeah, but we got to give him like a week in advance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Pepper is pussy.
He'll get his private staff to get his meal scheduled and yeah, all that stuff.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Get Genji.
Oh my God, we should get someone else who sucks also.
Good thinking.
Instead of losing with me at home, we should lose with Genji too.
Good thinking.
We need a demon, pal!
A demon!
We don't need a body over here, we don't need a friend.
We need a piece of shit scumbag that'll kill everyone.
Or a furry.
Or a furry.
Or a furry that will kill everyone.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, like Mr. Cloaksy.
Taxi, yeah, taxi's good,
but I don't know if he's carry both of us good.
I'll say both of us.
Well, I think we have to run another raid anyways.
I don't think anybody's ready.
Let's go try it out.
Me and you.
Let's go take a look.
They can join in on the session.
Hmm.
They'll lead in.
What's going on?
I said, let's go.
Let's go open it up and look and see.
And they can join in on the session now.
the gambling game so we can go do that absolutely let's do it let's do it let's
do it all in time for the game oh I'm already the lobby all right I want you to
say let's do the same what's the game called gamble gamble gamble with your
friends is what the game is called mm-hmm let me buy it real quick I heard
this is spectacular game full of whimsy and sound like one day really no I just
That's gamble in the name.
Yeah, it's gamble in the name.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, it's on soon.
38% off.
Oh, God, I'm a good time.
God, I'm a good time to buy it.
Hmm.
Oh, it's really made by the guys that did roadside research.
That's a good sign.
Oh, yeah, it's only 495.
Look at that, boss.
Hey.
Cheaper than a foot long. Cheaper than a foot long. Cheaper than a foot long. Even when the pedo was in charge or whatever.
I forgot.
What I would not say is even when they had the pedo as the mascot, it was still $5 for some. Yeah, I forgot the tag.
That was a freaking freak. Allegedly. Wait, is that in like in the court of law?
Ah, let's just say allegedly. This is gay. Allegedly of course. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.
I'm getting the game I'm getting the game
Do we have oh
Hold up
Sweet is anybody ready at all?
He's gonna be is he being ready to play it on
Allegedly looks way worse now
I don't know. That was you and where the legs of me being sure
I'd look way worse, but it's gonna prevent us from getting sued way better. Yeah
Prove that's from getting sued way better
um
Let me see here. Let me see here. Let me. All right. Let me take closey. I'm gonna put the word gamble in his in his dm
I'm pretty sure
He has a system that'll auto detect that word and place sirens in his house and wake him up immediately
And then also text furry and then 100% I think that will give us attention. Yeah. Yeah, good thinking good thinking
You're thinking or new first suit or something like that. We text Mr. Drag as well
It was yo, I alright I've got the game I'm popping it open. I'm popping it open
I like this music. I like this
music. Are you getting jiggy
with the chief?
That's kind of small.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let
me change my team titles.
With your friends.
region. Here we go. Hashtag buggy late. Here we go.
All right, hold on now. Hold on now. You give me just you don't
you want me hot. All right. Don't you watch my boss. Don't
you watch me hot. Don't you rush me. Watching a master at
work. That was one of our worst game sessions on
I'm gonna be honest, it might actually be one of the worst, yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't feeling too good by the end, Miles.
Are you feeling lucky?
Oh yeah, I'm feeling lucky.
What the fuck kind of game mechanic is that with do not press are you feeling lucky on
the front screen?
What happened?
I didn't get lucky and it closed my game.
I got lucky and you can play now.
What the hell?
I'm feeling lucky.
I was a lucky mouse.
You lost a game.
I'm lucky this time.
No way.
It fucks me.
You typed it wrong.
Mm-hmm.
Hell yeah.
I'm being a lucky.
What was it lucky boss there's no
I ain't get lucky boss. He not he not stop messing with me
There's no way you
Five times four times
Oh, it's four times more.
But I'm, you and they've saved me time in the job,
in the job, in the job!
Yes!
I did it, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Now, we gamble, now we gamble.
You wanna host, you want me to host it?
I can host it, boss.
Let me take some gold, let me take some of the CB1s play.
Wait, what happens if you press the bottom,
get help, gamble hotline?
Uh...
They kid.
Oh my gosh, it actually takes me to the international support
contacts for gambling addiction.
I'll be needing that.
Oh man, what was that shit?
Shut up.
That bad boy down.
If he ain't tell me which color to put it on and roulette, I don't want to talk to him.
Have you seen what they called the number and they gambled on if it was going to be
a woman or a man that answers the phone?
Yeah, thank you.
There you go.
Hold on, let me hold you game.
Are you the friend with the best computer
and network connection?
Mm-mm, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you game.
Coconut says, not today, I have a haircut tonight.
Yo, I'ma say something.
Yeah? Why are there people,
including Coco in this world,
that treat haircuts like a colonoscopy?
Yeah tree haircuts like it's an actual procedure. Well, firstly, it's 10 33 p.m. On a Saturday
I don't know who's giving out midnight haircuts. Secondly, I've never heard of someone treating haircuts like a colonoscopy. Is that a thing?
Yes, bro people act like haircuts are like going like you have to go to the doctor
Like oh man, I I wish I was able to go and hang out with my friends, but guys have a haircut scheduled
I've never heard of that before.
He's like that. Oh, she will take days off. I mean he takes it every day off, but well
Yes, he's like that too
What the hell you should go get a haircut it takes like 20 fucking minutes you pay him
$30 and you get the fuck out of there. You get some burgers going home
Well, I've got a great clip and say hey get to work if you can save it, you know
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, three dogs. Yeah
Guys haircuts are like 30 bucks.
You're spending more than 30 to 40 dollars on a haircut.
You're an idiot.
Yeah, my haircut takes like 15 minutes max.
I pay my 30 bucks, tip him like 10.
I'm out of there.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm out of there.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy, I'm done.
I'm out.
I'm out.
You need to invite me, Pete.
Oh, I'm in a packet box.
Let me wake up.
I
Mean let me have a skew I like it you go boss
Thank you
Why should it yet? Who'd you thank you? Yeah, you know how to MF on team?
Super secret spy. Yeah
I forgot the ego boss ego boss
Super
spy
Oh, 10.8 shit. Yeah, but it's like 15 minutes. I think that's pretty good. My hair guys take 15
minutes. If you think about that $40 for 15 minutes times four, that's that's $160 an hour.
Hey, you mind? We're in the discord. Oh, yes. I was sorry, boss. Sorry, boss. How do I look?
You look sexy and hot.
Really?
Yeah, you look sexy.
But how do you raise your hand?
Well, how do you smoke a cigar?
Old R.
Well, I'll grab you.
Oh.
I don't see a cigar.
Oh, see, I see it.
See!
Look at this. Well, this is important. Oh
Do you know this is important this is important take a look take a look. Oh, it's important
I would be one
absolute cinema absolute cinema. All right, let's get to work it
How we play? Oh
They're all my god. I'm sexy. We gotta buy these clothes. Oh my god. Oh god
All right, let's go follow me peanut wait. What's down here?
Oh
God give me one second buddy. Give me one second. I'm fucking jelly absolute cinema absolute cinema
absolute hey, oh this one
Absolute cinema absolute cinema oh
Oh my god.
Get out of my way!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Alright, where's the casino at?
Where's the slot chat?
Where's the blackjack table at?
Where's the blackjack table at?
Oh my god, I can already tell it's gonna be a game.
Follow me, Geek, follow me, Geek.
Is there a push to mute in this game?
game? I can talk to my boys.
I just talked to him.
Hey, what's this?
Uh, I wouldn't recommend saying the name of the shop.
Oh, I bet you will hear nothing but dad.
Oh, give me that.
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
Hold on now, yeah!
Ooooooooh, nothing but that!
Why now, why now?
Oh, and he's going for the steal, and he's going for the steal!
Alright, let's go gamble, let's go gamble.
Ah, we lost the basketball.
Oh, we, I have a thousand dollars, so we can just...
Stop right?
Ah, I got a thousand dollars too!
You should probably go gambling before you buy stuff, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, true.
Let's go gamble.
Let's go gamble.
Let's go gamble.
Dude, you're doublet.
Oh, we're getting a phone call.
Oh, into the phone.
Oh, okay.
Hello?
The door's open.
Oh.
Hello?
Where's open?
Oh.
Oh, whoa.
Wait, what the heck?
Oh!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that, you piece of shit!
Die!
Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
That's what's gonna happen if you don't pay back the load sock pussy. I've worked for them now
Yeah, my god, pussy, thank you. You can see it out. Thank you. You can see it out
Fuck yeah, let's get rich let's get rich
I
Sketchy guy
Done testicle suck
Who'd you say good morning? Oh
Close! Close! Close! Close!
Quick!
I knew this game was already the best.
It's already the best.
Join up! Join up!
Hey you everywhere, man?
What? I know the people, man.
Get outta here, Bokey. Get outta here.
You don't have anybody to spare the casino.
You don't get to be in the casino.
Of course, I caught him taking...
30-second tickets from slot machines people left.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
You can't hit me!
You can't hit me!
You can't hit me!
Yeah!
You can't hit me!
You can't hit me!
Yeah!
Take that you piece of shit!
You're the reason for playing me and your mom's divorce!
God, yeah.
Coach, do you have the game on?
Chester, do you need mine?
Coachy?
Oh, what a bed right now.
Oh, Jesus take it close, you let me down.
I'll see you in like three minutes.
OK, sounds good, Bob.
Sounds good.
Oh, boss.
Wait, get in.
Get in.
Come here.
How do we go?
What's this?
Oh.
Don't hit anybody.
Wait, boys, don't hit anybody.
You might get kicked out.
Oh, wait, we have five minutes to gamble.
We have five minutes to gamble.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
We leave at times of dollars.
two, three, twelve, win seven and eleven.
That's the fucking edge.
Oh.
Oh.
You got to get the fuck out of my spot.
Oh my God, this is my, this is my, this is my, this is my...
oh my goodness push push push push push push hey how do I win biddy bugs wait I won biddy
Bugs you both had 19 didn't we?
Yeah, did we both have 19?
Wait, I have to be share money!
You're fucking taking all the money I have to be share money!
Stop, stop we share money we share money I just realized it.
Oh
My god, oh my god, let me okay. Let me let me do the next one. Let me do the next one
I'm gonna do a max bet okay, we do a max man. No, I didn't know max back max bed. Oh
No, fine fine fine. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh
Wait
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Peanut, listen.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Don't press the play button.
Absolutely shittable.
Don't do it.
Absolutely shittable.
You just pressed the play button and it didn't work.
Peanut, Peanut, wait!
Tch.
Tch.
Absolute cinema.
Just a fucking hand.
Did we hit that?
Are you sure?
You have to hit it, P.
HIT!
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Absolute cinema.
HIT!
I
What do we do now, Bodge?
What do we do now, Bodge?
We're poor!
What the fuck?
What we do now, boss? We're poor.
Fuck you!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Don't blame me!
You last wanted half the money!
You!
Shit!
I told you!
That's the end of the hand!
And that's the goal!
You last wanted half the money!
This is your fault, just as much as mine!
This is your fault!
I got your back!
What you say to me?
What you say to me?
They put out my gun!
Oh my God!
What you say to me?
They put out my gun!
What you say to me?
I got your back!
What you say to me?
I can't play with it.
Drop this guy over here.
Got you.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Peter's got to beat this shit out of a Peter's dick.
Drop him.
Drop him, Peter.
Yeah, listen up, you fucking.
Give us all your money, you.
Give it to us right now.
Oh my god, they're all French.
Yes, yes.
Cut.
Ah!
Peter's head.
Oh!
Oh
An excellent day an excellent day
Absolute cinema I come on besides come on this time
I'm coming in absolute shit about
that's for day one alright okay alright
Profit, negative $1,000.
That's you lost way more money than I did.
Do we get more money?
Why are we at a corn farm?
This is where we're gonna have to work all more days!
They've been up here for a long time, myself.
Um, um, is this, are we fixing the pipes?
Yeah, I think we're fixing the price.
I think we're- I think we're plumbers. I think we're handymen. To pay off our debts.
Hey guys, listen!
Yep, yep.
And laughing, and laughing, and laughing.
And laughing, and laughing.
We already lost.
No matter no matter
The plan never goes good on the first try everybody knows that
Listen, we need to make it back. Okay. Okay
Share the same money. Mm-hmm. No, let's be responsible. You're kidding, man
Let's be responsible and let's not
that's not waste that's not waste our money
any questions?
absolutely not
Mr. Sharpe, we're going to go back to the casino
there will be, we're changed guys, we're changed men, don't worry
did you call them?
I called them, it's ready to go, we're ready to go
I
Hotch can you hear me right now? Yes. Yeah, hotch. What if we can purchase things in the store like leprechaun shoes and it increases our lock
I
Understand I'm seeing the car
The genius idea
We go and invest yeah, we only like five or ten extra money that we leave okay
Yeah, we are full one are we in the lobby
Where the lobby there we go
Okay, here
Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!
Let me tell you something!
$50.
What did we even bet on?
Hey!
Hey, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait, let's do some math here.
Why, wait, Peter, Peter, one second, one second, one second.
What are we even playing for?
Hey!
I put $50 down and then you used my spin.
We're running out of money.
But the highest multiplier on here is a five!
Hey!
I just want a ton of money, hon!
We're doing pretty good!
Oh no way!
I
Don't want it one more
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Damn it
I'll coach you me. Are you ready? Are you a coach here? Yeah
Yeah.
But I'll hop on in, boss, who wants to find.
We're up and trying to money right now.
And the loan sharks didn't put us in a shallow David's unit.
You actually have money?
No.
Let me send you an invite.
We've already died and lost the game once,
and we're on our second try.
OK, does anyone know how to play,
or did you just go and use your money?
You know I know how to gamble.
Brother, there's actually so much fun getting there.
Closey, closey, what's your name?
What's your name?
Is that the second and the best game I've ever created?
What's your interest in this?
You need to close it.
I need to generate something like this.
Is it like I or something?
No, no, no.
I can't just closely make it easier for you here.
See the spaces in between every single one.
Oh, it makes so easy.
I can't invite you, you're not in the game.
You ought to start the game first.
Yeah, I'm not in the game, but yeah.
I
Want line I'm online I
Can only bite you don't want you can be in the game like a chair if you want
We got all our money here!
Hodge, what's this game?
Super Tinker Squad. We have each other added.
If you like one of those old grandmothers, it'd be pissing and shitting at the stop machines.
Alright, let me wait here.
I need a beer, sir.
Hey, hey, come here often.
I would love you forever, I would never let go.
Uh, something's up.
You just call me you motherfucker!
Wait, Peter, get over here. I found the best game.
One second, I got an idea with something.
Peter, shit! You piece of shit! You think you can just call me a fucking...
and get away with it!
Hey, dude.
Do we win?
We didn't lose everything. That's a good game.
I have to play a coin flip to be able to play the game
Yes, I lost it four times in a row
It keeps saying closing game what the fuck I lost that game four times
Are we fucking kidding?
Hey, what's up you?
Good evening
Oh man, that's a fucked up one we are up. We are up. We started with a thousand and we are already at
five hundred and sixty one dollars. Go ahead. I will check out the trailer that the server is in good hands.
Okay. Good. Jennifer's mayor. I think things are going to be fine. Good. Good. Good. And I'm coming back.
Do we have room for more? Do you guys want to invite anybody else? Well, what you want?
I can play the game, I can play the game, finally.
Unless it was like for sure.
I can play the game!
Everybody shares.
Wait, oh my god, wait, what, we lost?
You said you were down to all the fucking money, man.
We only lost like 40% of the money.
We only, no, no, we did it.
He lost it.
No, he lost the money.
He lost it.
He was playing Blackjacket.
I was drinking guys.
And you let me live, please.
Sir, sir, sir, sir, I have to tell you it was absolute cinema.
You see, kill that motherfucker. Don't kill me, please.
I wonder you, huh? This guy will be, he lost his son of money, huh?
What do we do with him, boss?
Kill him.
What do we do with him, boss? He lost his son of money, huh?
Hmm. How do you say we kill him, huh?
Oh, it wants you down there. You go back there.
We be?
Oh, it wants us.
I need a budget goal.
Hi, everyone.
Goodbye, gal.
We lost. New game.
Excellent time to join us, Mr. Hibbidi, Mr. Clumsy.
Look at the chart.
Can you find it?
Maybe you would have shot it one second.
By the way, we have to go to the store.
We have to go to the store.
I think we can spend tickets.
Have you lost all the money?
Have you lost all the money twice in a row?
Yes.
We're gonna listen to you.
Yes, yes!
Well, listen to me on this next part closely.
I highly suggest, before you make the accident,
do not say the name of the store live on stream.
Okay.
What's the store called?
Not like Kmart or something.
Kmart, huh?
I came on. I'll be sitting here. Let me see the invite. Let me see the invite. We get you here. There you go, boss. No way. Oh no.
Why are we here? What's the invite? What's the BB's name on Steam?
I have no fucking clue.
Is it Yalla and BB? No, it's not that either. Is that quicksand? Is that Yalla and BB? What is it?
Yeah, this. Let me see this.
Hmm
Got something quick say they're not taking a baby
The net for the sider in the team because your one yeah, there is what is the name? Oh
Oh my
Happy to see the store is coming along good
How do you guys like my store?
Ah, ah, this is your store huh?
This is your store
The fine establishment named Stale
You think you can leave us on our side?
Fuck!
Ah!
You piece of shit!
You don't know what you did to our channel!
You have a new app!
You can't do a fucking thing!
You're a bit of a sparse!
Brace for the end!
You got the choice to eat it!
Fuck you!
We'll get in this fight by a man!
We have to move that back!
Here, do you want it?
Take it.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, are we drinking or what?
Oh, of course.
How do I look, guys?
Hey, hold up, guys!
How do I look? How do I look first? Hold up!
Guys, do I look fashionable? Do I look sexy?
Absolutely shittin' about.
Pina, go over here!
Absolutely shittin' about.
You were right, look!
What?
You can buy these items,
and they give you special abilities.
You guys, uh, when it said, are you feeling lucky,
would you guys select?
Yes
And are you still feel lucky?
Yes
I feel very lucky
Very lucky
Very lucky
I'm gonna give this one that rolls back time
Wait, what about the one that prevents active-
My fucking kids are shut down
All the houses
I was too bored for that one
Oh, okay
We might be too poor we have two tickets left to have you guys made any money whatsoever.
No, we've died twice. We've done nothing. Yeah. All right, let's go to the casino. Come
on team. They can we jerk the shark off for tickets away.
They will have BB. Right now. Listen, it has already shut down two times. Every time
I say I feel like I'm lucky, it says you are unlucky. I will shut the game down.
I had to do that five times
Also, what's your speed name? I could find you
I could find you
Right now right now okay, I can't believe you have to play a coin flip and get into the yeah boys
Join I did the water five
Are we actually I get serious we are getting serious we are with a lot of money
Yeah, you saw your body
That we can hear you we can hear you baby come on over
Give me a candy ticket!
I'm doing a peanut pot right now!
Alright!
You got me so weird, you got me so weird!
What is every game I play, I get fucked!
Hey, peanut, look at this!
Every game I play, I get fucked!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Give me a gimme shot, give me a shot!
Give me a shot, give me a shot, give me a shot!
You can't go anywhere!
You guys are fucking with someone else!
I don't even know how to do that!
aaaaahhh
when you like to turn your chair
ffff
fuck where my body parts
get off of me
my turn my turn my turn
why do i just get to roll out like a rock on
fuck
this is wiggle ball
stop baby
in order for you to be able to play
you have to come in here come on right over here
baby would you like to fuck close to you
wait I have an idea is it too early?
how do you do this?
how do you do this?
you're so obvious
you're so obvious
look right in there
where am I going?
right inside of there
with proxy
I'm fucking leaving
fuck you
I'm leaving.
Fuck you.
I'm out of this.
Fuck you.
What?
Where's the blue grease?
I'm going to put it on the latch.
Track time?
I'm going to latch.
What the fuck is this?
I'm going to get you.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, wait, folks, it's back again.
Hold again.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Let me see him. You ready?
Yeah.
Otani!
Is this some kind of fucking amazing?
I'm lovin' it!
Otani!
I'm lovin' it! I'm lovin' it!
Yeah!
All right, let's go to the casino.
Bring it, baby.
Come on, baby. Come on.
We're going to the casino.
We have to put in pieces back on.
How do we put in pieces back on?
I think we're gonna carry him just like that.
Drop him.
A BB, a BB!
Drop him, drop him!
Drop him!
I'm about to drop the axe.
I'm about to drop the fucking axe.
I'm about to drop the fucking axe.
Drop the BB!
Get in the cave!
Get in the cave!
See?
Thank God they added your mouth back.
Hey!
Hey, that's a lucky...
Hahahahaha!
Oh shit!
How did he work?
I got it!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out, dummy!
Oh!
I'll be lashed about with your buttons!
Oh you need to have tickets to be done!
No we don't, we don't take it to give him a stop back.
No we don't, no we don't.
No we don't, I got it, if you stop.
No we don't, no we don't.
No we don't, no we don't.
What the fuck is this game? I haven't gambled yet!
I haven't gambled!
Everybody in the fucking car!
I need to get a BB's legs.
It's gonna be beautiful.
I've already spent all the tickets I've put in here
and I've gotten fucked
We're gonna have to re- there's no way we're making him roll!
I'll carry a BB. I'll carry a BB. We'll get him his legs back next to me.
Leave me alone, I was- I was making it on my own.
Come on, BB.
I would have let me roll.
Come on, BB.
I would have let me roll. I would have rolled my way there.
We're here!
We're here!
We're here!
We're here!
Hey guys we all share money by the way so don't do anything dumb
Wait I got a time machine
I'm getting drunk
I'm getting drunk
Oh yeah
Come on Evie man, come on Evie
Where is, where is?
Renner Black Evie, Renner Black
No, no, I have to roll my weight
Do you remember this
I would save or
Why you put on an 80 up?
No, no, no, I don't want to put on any
You didn't put on any dollars on
Fuckin' four
No, I'm not taking back
You can't! I did not want to put on any
Do it up, baby!
We're not black, we're playing, we're playing
We need four or black
I
Show me show me show me yes. Yes, I see it now
This is the last one.
Let's go!
Get it back!
How come we keep making money
and clocks and keep losing money?
Shut up all that bitch!
180 minus 180
Minus 180. I keep making money
and clocks and keep losing money.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Get it back!
Get it back!
I
Did all the blessings
Listen one
You have lost so much fucking body glossy. Oh my god
Please please please I
Give me a second. I want you to stop over ahead.
We should stop over ahead.
We'll get a little bit more.
Is this where I make money?
Let go!
Let it ride! Let it ride!
Let go!
Gentlemen, I am drinking fucking it down.
The rules we literally can't fucking lose!
He's very busy to see you.
Thank you Mr. Hatch for showing us the time.
Yeah!
Oh fuck!
Do not check me please!
Get sick!
Sorry about that.
This is the one.
We're cold, we're cold.
Let me put it in the car.
Let me put it in the car.
Let go, let it ride, let it ride.
I hate to be reset on it.
Let's go guys.
Let's go guys.
Let's go guys.
Yeah, give me legs.
Give me fucking legs.
Come on, Jack.
Come on, Jack.
What does the man have to do to get legs in this place?
Come on, baby.
I'm dumb and relaxed.
You let Shack!
Can I be the roulette ball?
$100 on whatever this is.
Alright, Habibi, grab one of the dice.
Grab the dice and we can go to the dice.
Here you go.
Yes, okay. I will grab the dice.
Hold on, let me get into position.
Tell the other dice, Habibi. Tell the other dice.
I'll roll this one.
$400. Nice. Yes. Yes. You have to roll again. You have to roll again. We're we're
trying to hit an eight and not a seven and we're going to the seven. Oh my god. Oh my
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
You hear me?
Come and be here, BB, I'll keep you safe.
You know, I'm so busy, dude, I will check, dude.
I promise you, I promise you.
If I had, if I felt like the five minutes.
Sorry, BB, I got you.
There is no way to, there is no way to speak in here
without talking out loud for everyone.
Yeah, you're OK.
Catch me, Papa Hutch.
Catch me, Papa Hutch.
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Hey! I think we're getting home! I need my second...
Do you want to grab him or should I?
I'll grab him, I'll grab him.
I'm on my way. Hold on.
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Absolute cinema.
Weeeeee!
That was a good day's work.
was a good day's work boys oh yeah oh yeah despite clothes these best efforts
we have still beat our quota oh you want the lease amount of dollars
You got to eat a lot of sneakers, fuck you.
What kind of bitches are you going to get with $50 fucking dollars, pussy?
Get it, I'll show you. I was going to sell.
Everybody, holy.
Is Mr. Shark pleasured with us?
Well, we're not dead.
Yeah, we got this our first time not dying and we're doing pretty good
I don't know
Come on!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
Come on!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
What's happening?
I got to pick some!
Come on, man!
Bebe!
Oh, my God!
Bebe!
Bebe!
Bebe!
Bebe!
Bebe!
Bebe!
Oh, my God!
Wait a minute, Bebe!
Shut your mouth off!
We can't eat it now!
Oh, oh, oh!
No!
No!
Absolute Chinabab!
Get back in there, baby! Get back in there!
Get back in there, baby! I'm gonna add your mouth back! Get back in there!
Get back in the machine up, baby!
Oh my... you are wasting 10 KILLS!
You are not a devil after all.
You are not a human after all.
Mr. Not you are!
S***!
That is how I see the bathroom.
Wait, two tickets reroll?
What?
Four tickets reroll?
We have now wasted every single ticket that we got from the last game!
What can you buy with tickets?
Seven we gotta start gambling more. We gotta go gamble. We gotta go gamble
Can you buy tickets with dollars?
Get rid of the phone, please
Who's that? Oh, it does nothing
I
Re-bag of the car
Wasted five coins for a gun what can you do with the garden?
I've been wanting to say something for a long time, man.
What?
He's about to ask me if he can join his furry conventions.
No, no, there's something I wanted to say.
Listen, I've been watching you stream for such a long time, dude.
You didn't even know what I am, because you thought my name is Hedibi.
But I just wanted to make sure you know that I think you're...
You didn't even know who I am, because you thought my name was Habibi, but I just wanted to make sure you know that I think you were a...
FUCKING SIT-
FUCKING SIT-
Absolute shit, Abba.
I'm alive!
Like a- like a big- like a really-
Come on, you fucking-
It's time to gamble!
Habibi, fuck you!
I don't know who this guy is.
Wait, why can't we take anything from him?
Okay, stop fucking around.
I'm going to the slots.
We're the slots.
Thoughts always pay.
Let's go!
Wait, oh my god, P9!
Wait, we should stop!
I just won 1.4 thousand dollars!
We should stop!
We should stop!
Come on now!
No, no, no, we should go. We should go on. We should go on.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait, hold up. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, let's go! Let's go! Oh, my God!
Okay, yeah, wait, we should stop. We should stop.
One more dive, let it ride!
We can lose some. We can lose a few of them.
Let's just look at you lose.
I
Guys in the slots are renting me
The slots are renting me
Oh.
Crazy backup.
What's up?
Watch me play.
Watch me play.
Max, that one dies.
It's 1100.
Guys, slow down.
Guys, be not.
Be not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want that one.
Okay. I'm off. I'm off.
I want 200,000 bucks.
Mm-mm.
Oh
Hear me out, you know, I got something cooler. I got something cooler. What?
I think the eyeballs are wild
Oh
No, the eyeballs are not wild
What are you looking at? You just trying to deduce this?
Yeah
The mathematical equation trying to try to deduce this
OH BITCH GO!
AHHHHH YEAH!
I learned about using that map
And that map is like...
I'm fucking a genius
Wait, it's in there
Let's go! Oh my god boys! I want $3.26,000!
Have you seen my view of that?
Did you see that? Did you see that Frenchie?
Did you see that? Did you see that?
Oh, come on, keep going, keep going!
Got it!
You see how much money I'm up, boys?
Take a look at the top right of your screen, boys.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, don't be a huge ass.
That'll be deal.
One more time!
Guys, all I'm saying is no one's in the red right now.
Good job.
Let's go!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What are you doing? What are you playing?
Got your bane stays.
Folksy, come look at this.
Oh god.
I know.
You know, left rust gambling to go play a fucking
Spielwitz spin wheel in another game.
I know.
Same game.
Different game.
I know.
I'm losing all my money.
I'm losing all my money.
We went on 7 or 11.
Oh, let's go!
Hey, yeah!
All right.
All right, do you want to race?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
What's that?
I don't know.
It's a six.
All right, P to one.
Oh, no.
One.
And just because I minused it, we got a one.
We are not looking very good, you guys.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No.
They're jumping.
We still need time.
Oh
No, I got a four man fuck
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
7.11
Oh
Yeah, yeah good out there today boys
Oh my god, look at our chart. Look at our chart. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness Wow Wow Wow
Where's not money have BB no no no no
Mm-hmm
Bugs we guys can we buy tickets with money you need nine do we need 9k? Oh my god. We wait
Yeah, we can do 9k. We're a seven. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine
We see some stuff
Here we go a crease profit by 50%
get tickets on profit
cosmetics um oh you mother do you get much attention in the store I've been
I've been waiting for this all night but MPB where's the store add you know I
don't know come close just a little close wait where's the store I had maybe
Where is it?
Where is the store I have eaten?
Let me just...
I'll tell you as soon as you get it.
What's the store called?
Just a...
BB, I'm looking for a store nearby.
Do you know of any stores nearby?
I don't know. Maybe the fucking store?
That says sale?
Big sale?
What's the name of the store?
The sale store.
wait can you can you hit that or no
can I hit what guys look at this one
this increases our chances as long as we're seeing
whenever we have a hole
why you look so mad hutch
what'd you do
someone's on the phone
i'll get it i'll get it
i got it
what do you say
I can't pick it up here in the game wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait when a blackjack
I can't wait for Blackjack? Where's a Blackjack?
There's a Blackjack!
Yeah, let's get back in there. Let's get back to the scene.
That's mine!
Let's do this, you boys.
Oh yeah.
Time to get Di-K.
Alright, Blackjack.
Easily.
You're not a Blackjack, right?
Yeah, I'm a Blackjack.
Yo!
You're a Blackjack master.
Oh
Eat that book eat that book
They'll give us a double profit or whatever
Where the fuck is the blackjack cable over here? Oh my god? I'm gonna bet $2,700
I
You should leave, but we're not going to.
Eh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Me not, hear me out!
If you hit play again, you can get us all killed.
Oh my god, we got a 20.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here!
I'm doubling, I'm doubling, I'm doubling.
Fuck you!
Did you just do that are you so serious take one of these that was five thousand four hundred dollars you just wasted
Absolute cinema
Just hit it man just hit it you got this this is nothing I said you can get five right now
Let's go
No way! No way!
What the shit?
What the fuck is this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's that guy?
The guy standing right in front of me.
Oh my god.
Everyone stop!
Everyone stop!
Stop!
What?
I found the best game.
How did you guys lose all our money?
Me and Clotsey made $5,000.
Oh my god. Oh my god. How are you down the 3k? I have no idea.
No, don't do max. Don't do max. Let's do max. Let's do max.
Guys, we gotta make some money back.
How much did we bet? How much did we bet? Oh, 450. 450.
It was just like...
We made it?
Someone changed the fucking duck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up, back up, back up. I got this, I got this, I got this.
I got this. I got this.
I got this.
I'm gonna bet $1,000. No, no, no, no, no. $1,000.
Oh my God, will you fuck off with me?
$1,000 on Urlav.
I
Listen really much and peanut cannot
You're down fucking for six thousand dollars, you know, you're down more than what me folksy one
You alone
No, don't look down. No, no, no, listen. Okay. Listen. I'm sorry. Have you listen?
Army
Sorry, a pee-pee.
Alright. Listen, listen, listen.
Just take a little sip.
Feel a little sippy.
Okay, I feel like...
Alright, now we have to get a minute and tell all of our families our shot in a ditch, by the way.
Oh my gosh, we gotta send it somewhere.
We have to send it. We have to send it. We have a minute. We have a minute.
Guys, guys, Max Blackjack. Max Blackjack.
Alright here. Everybody right here. Everybody right here.
Oh my god, double that. Double that. Double that.
Oh my god.
Oh
Holy crap, oh my goodness me the best game was ever never we are the best game was ever never
Holy shit
Holy crap
I'm very proud you guys I
Cannot believe that just worked. I cannot believe that that just worked right there
You know lost so much money might as well call them up
Hey, listen up you fucking I want all that money
You're minus
47,000 last round
Hold out E
I
Mean tickets. Oh, yeah ATT gets all that's nice. That's nice
No, no
Single free all in oh my god guys look this is a free all in right here. I'm free all in
Okay
Okay, good
Rolls back time. Oh wait, hold that roll back time. That means if you lose it all in
already free have been eat yeah give me out this one gives us a random word
gambling absolutely absolutely I'm down for that I'm good we're gonna do it
once yeah that's right let's ride sure for sure who you want mr. shark man what
do you want but you won't let me go back to the casino mr. shark so we go
I thought it was going to be somebody else that's why I do I think so the farther we progress and more games show up
I yeah yeah so there was never a blackjack table and that way a blackjack
there's always a blackjack table because right there there's no roulette right
It's 19k now boys, we got to win big
We got to win big, we got to win massive
Wait everyone don't just instantly go in and spend everything. Okay, it's gonna be a new game
Hey, there's another toy in the front
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way
Guys, guys, guys, guys
Whoa, they got Pico, they got Pico, no fucking way, no fucking way
Wait, let's look around, look around, look around, look around
Yeah, guys, we got a good item.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, give me the all-in one.
Give me the all-in one.
Where's the other one?
I was right here on the ground.
Guys, okay, follow me.
I know what to do.
I have to get insurance.
I know what to do.
I have to get insurance.
Guys, come here, come here, come here.
Boys, if we use this chip, if we go 10x all in, it's free.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, ready?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
Here we go.
Go for it.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, how do I use it?
Insert into keypad.
Wait, does he mean how to use this?
Put it in the keypad.
You mean he was holding left click.
You mind jumping with me if you know how to use this?
Insert into keypad.
I got it, I'm inserting, I got it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute item I have an item that increases all abilities. I use by 50%
Don't do it don't do it it was free already guys wait we got
Back time and we get a free game. It's not the money
Free game, and we be that was already
Oh
Shut up everyone shut up. I roll back to time so we got paid for that coin
The coin was a max back. We love cinema, but I roll back time. So we got
Absolute cinema
Should we go all in again then?
Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Are we good now? Are we ever good? Are we looking good?
No!
Wait.
Oh wait. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Shit.
Uh.
Yeah!
Fuck!
Did I wave?
Listen, that's not bad dude. That's not bad.
Oh
crazy oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god it's a
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We got every stop every stop. We have a minute. We have a minute to make $15,000.
Okay, we have to max hand it. We have to max hand a box check. Max hand. Max hand. Max hand. Max hand.
Oh
Guys it's time to go. So what happens? What do we do? What happens?
You know he's not gonna help you man. He's not gonna help you sure
You're gonna kill me
He I don't think he's a fuck these are kill me sure please
I lost my
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
What happens?
This is my first time leading a loser.
What happens?
Many times before follow us
You've lost on our buddy where we go from here in the car. Yeah, you've lost on our buddy
Who's he I called the buckshot?
Of our buddies God
Guys we don't have any poor buddy
We don't have any
We don't have a deeper buddy
What does it mean when it says minus twelve thousand five hundred and ninety?
We have you should shut the fuck up you fucking
Listen are you
I'm sitting here you fucking
I was out there
1515
fucking my ass
6
fucking my ass for that gambling money
nasty little
sitting at minus 12,000 only a fucking
we sit at minus
you hear this guy you hear this fucker
I sang pussy on the street for weeks
oldie
oh my god
well boys doesn't matter who's fault it is no it matters all of us no it matters
is the same no it matters it matters it matters how about the person who lost
the most goes first
goes first
you're going to see you again as well oh god
I'll have a hell of a you're all my favorite my G
Absolute sentiment in there absolute sentiment in there happy
Can I get a smoke of that?
You might want to talk to your lighter. Yeah, man
Thank you. I'm so full. You know what I'll have faith. I'm so low. I'm going out anyways
I'm gonna tell you what I really thought of you
I'm gonna tell you what I really thought
your shirt whack, your tie whack, your shoes whack, the way you move it, whack.
Yeah. Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself, El Jaffe. Go ahead, kill me. Go ahead, kill me, but I'll be a
martyr. Every play-go player, blackjack player, real player. If I'm in the green and my team's
in the red that I also get killed. I think it's kind of bullshit. Get your ass. Good job.
I produced results and a man who brings results to stay alive. Absolute cinema. I don't deserve
to die with these guys. Absolute cinema. We may be going out Mr. Gloksy, but it was
absolute cinema. folksy, do you have to say anything before I'll have faith? You got
I'm not gonna be worth down.
Have a.
Absolute.
You know, our people were in the hole.
Absolute.
I do that.
I would change the god damn thing.
I would change a couple things I would change my teammates perhaps maybe made them a bit more money than they wasted
Sorry boss this may be our death now
This is our last one because the next time we are gonna make you million
Yeah, put me down life already
I don't feel too good, boss.
I don't feel too good, boss.
Boss, there's no whiskey in hell, boss.
Everything's hot.
Everything's hot.
Holy shit!
Fuckin' mine is 12,800.
I mean, can we round it up with minus 13?
Let's just save minus 13.
Guys, I don't think we see any pointing fingers at other people.
What should we do?
What should we do?
What should we do instead?
It was a team effort.
It was a team effort and that's why we lost.
Was because the team synergy wasn't on point.
How do we fix that for next time?
First off, you shut the fuck up, you fucking.
And we go back in there and we gamble until we're billionaires.
I can't believe you would call me that.
Oh, I'll call you up, you fucking...
In front of my salad, you're such a birdie little...
You're up.
And uh...
And don't forget the...
And one more thing...
You piece of shit.
I can't believe you would call me a...
In front of my salad like that.
Locked. Locked.
Alright, Jones.
This we live together. We die together. Okay. Mm-hmm.
We work synergy. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Synergy, energy.
All that goes to war up there.
Now we actually know we're doing now.
We know we're doing away.
All right, when games in a row, we get a little don't don't do it.
We'll do it.
Oh, thank you, Peter, you had my back there, dude.
No problem, boy, no problem.
He was coming at me.
He was coming at me.
Oh, I saw him.
I saw him.
Wait, do I show him my goatee?
He's so mad that my rush name wasn't my switch name.
Hold on.
I need this.
No, I need this.
I need this.
I need that.
Oh wait I got some too.
Oh shit.
That looks exactly like you.
That looks exactly like you.
It does.
It's like I'm looking in the mirror.
Absolutely shit.
I'm gooping.
I'm gooping.
I'm gooping.
I'm gooping.
I'm gooping.
Absolutely. I'm guppin.
I'm guppin.
I'm guppin.
I'm guppin.
I'm guppin.
I'm guppin.
This shouldn't be me.
These guys talk about a gamble like we do.
Mm-hmm.
Did you put me in the same...
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Minus absolute cinema.
Absolutely.
damn when losses I don't give a darn I'll give a heck either I'll take a
little smoke the type shit when I lose the type shit type shit type shit type shit
type shit type shit type shit type shit look at the way this guy looks at you
GUYS GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!
I will- I have your dog on this guy, have he eaten? One second.
Mayhem!
Mayhem!
Mayhem!
I- I will have an angel reason for my third rebound!
I'm gonna say- I'm gonna say-
I'm gonna say an angel reason!
Hold up! Ooh, look at that!
Hold up!
Hold up! Hold up now! Hold up!
for me oh angel reads in the house angel reads in the his oh
Angel reads in the house
She made a basket man, that's not the angel read
Oh, I bet you I could make one from all the way off the court on the other side. I'm chilling on this chair watch it
Yeah, I'm not strong
Yeah, I got you.
Me, Bob.
I have a better idea.
This basketball is deflated, top Brady.
Let's go over here.
I have a better one.
They get the baseball bat.
Do you see a baseball bat?
No, I think I'm today at camp, Bob.
We need a baseball bat.
We need a baseball bat.
Aye!
Listen.
No, no, no, listen I'm changing-
No, no, you don't get-
I'll go to our home in the woods
Listen let me go
We got a better basketball
Listen
This is my most best
If the thing is a man who played basketball with you
Yeah, I do
I'm like a guy who likes playing soccer
All the way to basketball
OH GOOOOOR
Oh
They need to debuff they have to debuff the way how easy it is for you to grab me I should be able to run away man
That's one of the casino boys. It's time to gamble. It's time to gamble. Get inside.
One second. One second. One second.
Who is my little drugsy? Hey! Hey! Who did that?
Yaaah...
Who is my little hot?
...
I gotta get some ice from my head.
Look at Todd, guys! Look!
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
I'm going nice, I'll be right back.
Oh my gosh, I wonder what's at the max floor with all the 3-
We can't even see 3 floors! We gotta see the max floor, guys!
There's gotta be some crazy, big type of game.
We only got the floor 2, then this floor 3, 4, 4, and 5.
Yeah, there's floor 1, 2, 3, and then 2 floors that are 4 for some fucking reason.
And then 5.
Mm-mm.
Yeah, yeah.
That's where the hookers are.
No, get me there!
Let's kill a hooker!
Yay!
Let's kill a hooker!
Let's kill a hooker!
Let's kill a hooker!
Let me in, let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Who you mention? Who you mention?
Habibi
Absolutely no shit about
I'll have a baseball bat, I can't pick you up
Get in the elevator Habibi
Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean?
Habibi's looking fresh as fuck by the way
Hey cheers you guys by the way
Cheers boys, cheers cheers
To make your money
Where am I? Okay.
I'm sure I'm small. Let's use some small bags.
What? I just doubled and he got a 19? I mean I did 19 and he has 20.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go really die guys. I'm betting on her lock.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait! Oh my god!
No way! I got water bugs, boys!
Please!
Water law. They'll be down this time.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Let's go!
Holy shit. We're the best!
I'm a bunch of business about that money right now.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're not good anymore, we're not good, we're not good.
So we'll get there, we'll get there.
Oh I'm doubling 100% oh my god.
Yeah I just did it. Guys.
OH MY GOD I'M UP!
WE ARE UP! WE ARE UP!
YES!
Alright everybody stop, everybody stop, let's get out of here, let's get out of here.
What was what was
We have to get them off the tables
Yeah, you guys, guys, we already won! Everybody stop gambling! Everyone stop gambling!
I'm trying to get in the green, man. I'm trying to get in the green. I can't leave like this.
Listen, listen, listen. If I leave like this, you're gonna make fun of me.
Okay, it's okay if we keep gambling. Remember, the next number is gonna be fucking high as shit.
We gotta win more than just minimum.
You're right.
I like this one
You were losing money
Yeah, we are
Oh my god
Oh
Very giant, oh, you're dealing with a master
Okay, all right. Okay. No, man. No, man. No, man. No, man.
Stop!
Let me check your house, John. Coach, let me check your house, John.
I was just in the dream, you know.
I'm so excited.
Oh, okay. Oh, oh.
Man, I got you. I got you.
You're way too dumb. You're way too dumb.
Wait, who just kind of sounds like...
Oh, let's go!
Oh my god
My turn my turn my go ahead go ahead go ahead
My seat I give you my seat
Please buddy, I haven't made any money!
Please say it, please say it, ten bucks, please say it, ten.
Oh my, oh wait, wait, wait, oh wait, oh.
Don't you wanna lose it all, buddy?
Wait, I don't even get to see what I won.
I don't even get to see what I won.
You can all see what you won at the top right, pal,
you fucking shucks.
Listen, honestly,
I'm not scared of you, just out.
You fucking had it, you fucking had it.
None of you guys have made money out there!
No, consider what we did last time it was about, it was about to happen.
You were doomed.
Yeah, I was doomed. I was doomed to win.
You were doomed.
God, I can't wait to kill a hooker on the fifth floor.
Am I right, boys?
Am I right, boys?
Holy, holy, holy, am I am I oh
26 seconds we are cooking we are cooking let's get some cosmetics
Hey
Oh
I don't wanna live.
Absolutely, cinema.
Come on girls, we don't want to get lost here now, David.
Focus down!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm cooking now. I'm cooking now. I'm cooking. Do I look a little
bit French? Oh, I'm sure. I need to get away. I need to get rid of this. Where's the suit
that I just bought? Yeah, that's what I was saying. I bought a suit and nothing came
up is it is it two pages there's more pages there's more pages I do know the
page I see I see it right wait oh oh this shit shut every single time I go
next page
Oh god, oh my goodness. I'm looking fine as fuck right now
Same
Hodge is ugly
I just I just I'm good. He's got the sasho. He's got the sass ugly is a roadkill raccoon good sass you start
All right, ugly, ugly bitch.
Hi, I'm Joe Gamble.
Hi, I'm Joe Gamble.
How do I unlock this shit?
I grew up to go beat the shit out of a carry man.
Come on, Koji.
I'm gonna get you.
All right.
All right, you grab a heart, I'll grab a baby.
All right.
I can't believe it. I got a BBD edge. Let me go, man.
There you go. I got him. I got him. Listen, I'm big. I'm old enough. I'm big enough.
I'm old enough. Let me see that back. Let me see that back.
God, God. First, first. Wait, oh wait, what the hell?
I'm about to hit me. How about that?
How about that, huh?
Oh, yeah, come on
That's fine
That's a way to get back
You guys
All right guys, if you beat this then we're on the second floor. Oh, what's in the dice game? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
We should be 25 be 25. Oh
Oh, are you serious?
Wait, wait, it's all the dice?
Right?
Oh, you did it wrong.
You hold it, and then you toss it.
Oh.
Wait, we got a, we, we went on a five, lose on a seven.
Ready?
Now!
Okay, okay, okay, nothing yet, nothing yet.
Nothing yet, nothing yet.
You gotta get a one, you gotta get a one on it.
Oh, nice!
Oh my God!
Oh, dang it.
Whee!
Hey, that was 2.6 thousand dollars?
Yeah, cause it's a multiplier,
cause we hit another number.
Holy shit.
Well, let's play one more time, then.
Two.
Oh, we're secured, we're secured.
You literally can't lose us in a one.
Okay, six, okay, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
Six, seven.
Okay, all right, okay, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're gonna get six, we're gonna get 2.6K.
I need you to one, boss, I need you to one.
Hit it one, hit it one.
Oh, no matter, no matter,
No harm no foul, no harm no foul.
Ah, I've got the worst luck today, you guys.
I need three, I need three more.
Three not four, three not four.
Oh, that's great, that's great.
Wait, we fine, what the hell?
Oh, we're done.
We won't give any toms.
Five.
Hit the seven, hit the seven, hit the seven.
We need two, we need two, we need two.
Okay, that's okay, we need a nine, we need a nine.
You're not.
Get that easy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey.
9-11, 9-11.
Oh, that's me, that's me, that's me.
Ooh.
That was me, lost, lost.
No way, I don't want to get it all back.
$1,000 bet on Blackjack.
Stand on 14.
I
We're losing money
One minute 30 seconds to meet the corner!
Let's go!
Everybody stop!
Everybody stop!
Everybody stop!
Everybody stop!
Everybody stop!
Everybody stop!
Wait!
Oh, okay, we're good!
We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, yeah. See, but see, but see, but see, but see, but see, but see.
A little bit too late, but I wouldn't stop here.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
We do have $200 extra dollars.
No.
Wait, I, that was not me. That was not me. I'm not, I'm not spinning.
Oh my god, it's zero.
Oh, it's over.
Holy shit.
I would buy it with $50.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
You have an extra ten dollars though. We do have an extra ten dollars.
Alright, it's too low.
All right, do we get out of here or do we do a hundred look fuck it man just hit it
You know you know you want to hit it
Listen, you know look look at me look at me absolute cinnamon absolute cinema
Oh my God! That's what I'm talking about.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
YESSSSS! YESSS!
YESSSS. YESSSS.
Oh my goodness.
I'm solution abu- absolutely solution abu- absolutely solution abu-
Holy shit, holy shit.
Don't fucking wait.
Bro!
Oh my goodness.
Um, Peanut?
I
You know
Look at the chart here, bud
So charts
lie
There's liars
Bigger liars and statistics. Have you ever heard of that same before?
George Washington said that
Don't listen to the foolish part
You're not listening to the foolish part
It is like you got it. Yeah
All right, I'm gonna buy stuff
Lady misfortune lady misfortune
Well active increased profit nearby by singing. Oh my god. I'm getting this
Guys guys. I got the microphone that increases profit from singing
Honestly, I haven't been casino in so long, but I'm a fucking big game
With $25 at the end of the night and I walked out with 900 bucks
Everybody beat down here. I have something to say. I have something to say. Everybody beat down here boys
Listen, Hutch is the luckiest one of us so far.
Hutch?
This is what we're doing.
None of us are going to replace bats in the beginning except for Hutch.
I got the microphone that increases profit while singing.
I will be singing a lovely tune while Hutch hits whatever machine he so desires.
I like this.
I hear it.
Do you know what song you're going to play?
What song you're going to play?
What song should I sing, you think?
to me I'm swinging I'm swinging. Oh, shit. Oh, I'm swinging.
We just Q actually make you sprint.
Guys, guys, look at this challenge that we have to do place a
single bed of 1.5 K or higher.
Where's you say that?
On the left. Let's go to the top left. Let's can do it.
Oh, we can do that easy, 100%!
Mm-mm!
Hi, everybody, Ed!
Let's go to the casino!
Oh, oh my goodness!
Oh, great heavens!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh my goodness!
Oh, great heavens!
Fuck, we did the roof!
Wait, guys...
Wait, I think I have to wear it.
I can't, I'm fucking the roof.
Oh.
I'm good. Okay. What's the best item? What? What? What can we look at that triple or
like a triple or losing? Oh my god. Oh my god. We got by this. We got by this. Oh wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. We don't have any tickets. Oh no. I think we don't get it.
We don't get to buy it to buy it. Every day. Every day. Come on, boys. Dude, we have to buy
that when we get out of here. 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100%
You gotta get that.
That could be back's win!
That could be back's win!
We could have sold one of our eyeballs for it.
Oh yeah, sure.
If someone told you to go to bed,
how would you feel about them?
If someone said you should probably go to bed right now.
I would order a drone strike on their domicile.
Alright, alright, alright, wait, wait, we're touched, we're touched, we're touched.
Where's that? Where's that? I've been seeing you.
Where's that? Where's that?
Are you ready?
I want you to max bet.
Max bet. Max bet.
I'm leaving! Get over here!
What the hell is he doing over there?
You have to sing.
I'm going to sing as soon as HumbiBi gets over here.
HumbiBi, we got to do the plan.
All right, I'm not playing. I'm not playing
Wait wait, this one has a higher max and
3000 max bet. Oh my god, you decide you decide you're lucky
Fees his profits while I'm saying it
Yeah, the chances is we're not hitting a $3,000
He's a lot. He's a lot. Oh my God.
Hey, no way.
That's cold blood.
No, that voice stopped over.
They do it out by choice.
You watch it back and don't do it.
Take another one.
Do it.
Do it another.
Stand.
Too many.
Too many?
My microphone broke.
Guys, can we just have the one with the least down
money?
No, no, no, he's better than us.
Listen, I think we got a bunch of family.
I just ran like, oh no we're out.
No, what do you mean?
FACTSBET!
I'm running, dude.
Everybody's worse than you. It's your turn.
Yeah, but we lost the microphone.
FACTSBET!
I'm going back to my slots.
Alright.
Are you kidding me?
This is it.
Oh, guys, guys, this is code red.
This is code red.
FACTSBET.
Fuck
oh wait wait wait wait wait oh that's actually disgusting oh my god oh my god oh my god
My god!
He doomed us.
Oh my god!
That's insane.
That's insane.
40 seconds to make, to make, to make, to make 2,500 bucks.
That's insane.
No, no, it's not.
It's easy, easy, easy.
It's easy.
Oh, wait, who just hit Ben?
Close your head, Ben!
Oh my god!
You saved us!
You saved us!
Okay.
Back, Ben!
That's a head.
Oh my god.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh let's go.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Chill.
Hit on that.
Why did you stay?
It's gotta be one at a time. It's gotta be one. It's gotta be 100%
Best
There is no fucking way man
It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it
Plus
Alright alright ok ok ok
Chew chew chew chew chew
20 seconds 20 seconds 20 seconds 20 seconds
20 seconds
Come on come on come on
Oh you doubled it, oh my god, wait wait
Okay
SHUT THE FUCKIN' PATCH IN THE FUCKIN' DICK
OH MY GOD WHAT
WHAT
OH GOD I'M DYING
I
Just want to bring attention to the top right
Oh my god. Oh my spike
This might what's gonna happen in the next
Guys guys listen to me listen to me fuck the store fuck everything be going there as a team
We've been fast and sparkly leave as soon as you get the corner. What do you think? Yeah? Yes? Yeah, that's fine. Oh, yeah
I'm down. Okay. Okay. All right. We scream on this
Can we at least talk about the leaderboard for just a second. No, I don't think that's necessary
I don't think pointing fingers right now is
Just a minute just for like even 20 seconds. Oh, no, that's
30 seconds
Let's talk about this right here right right there right now
I'm seeing a lot of minuses team.
I'm sorry Bob.
I'm...
ABB!
The only reason you made money is because I pressed a HECK
and you landed on $21 and got credit for it!
Yeah!
Fuck you, ABB!
I'm pleased to fuck you.
I took the risk.
I mean, apparently you can stand in the pad that has money flying around
and you get free money.
well boys doesn't look like any other matters anymore
get the whole bunch get the fucking hole
I said we weren't gonna be here again and we're here again
guys we're back we're back we're back we're back
we're back we're back we're back we're back we're back we're back
it's time it's time to speed around this we're game of action
we do a maximum we're game session is that is this is my
Okay, some of us are awake more than just at midnight closey
Guys we're going to the fifth floor no matter what lock in we're going straight to the limo. No no dickin around
That's right
No dickin around.
Everybody in front of you! Everybody in front of you!
Open the door!
Take us, take us to...
Inside of the fuck is not inside!
Who the fuck is not inside? Get inside!
Get inside the car!
I can't believe you do me like this, Hutch.
I was only talking about...
You like that? You like that? You like that?
You like that? You like that?
You like that? You like that?
You like that? You like that?
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
You can't do this, buddy!
What do you think, boy?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Wait, I'm outside the fucking car.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Lock in, boys.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Who the fuck-
Okay, guys, okay, alright.
Alright, what do we do?
Hey, let me play you. Let's see if that buddy is true.
I see we huddle around Blackjack.
You're in life, and we need to run, man!
Blackjack, run!
NOOOOOO!
Sometimes.
DASHEVER!
Oh, that's private.
Ah, fuck.
I'm dead. I'm running.
I'm sure this guy in fucking speedruns.
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
Alright, alright!
Thanks, man!
oh oh oh I hit it I hit it! I hit it!
everybody stop everybody stop we're good we're good oh my god I hit the 5x I hit the 5x on the backspin
we're good boys we're good we're good everybody back to the elevator
uh
hurry!
yeah I get the baseball bat they're tickin they're tickin we gotta get the baseball bat boys
We're going everybody off the fucking machines we're going off the machines we're going
We already spent everybody off the machines we're going to get out of the elevator.
Get out of the elevator BB.
I already spent the money
The elevator we're good boys we're good
the elevator
the elevator
is this round two?
the elevator
come on
I'm getting the elevator
I'm getting the elevator
listen
listen okay
everybody get the fucking elevator
I'm gonna tell you something
no no listen
you said
my bullshit need
We're going on your fucking name was
Everybody
Everybody stay in the fucking car!
I can't see it. Okay, the money.
Alright, we're good.
We're gonna frig that frig.
Fuck yeah.
Good work boys.
Good work everybody, good work.
We passed day one.
Uh ooh.
Hey guys, I see that everyone lost money except for me.
You're good at low betting and gambling, okay?
When we get to four, two, and three, you're gonna go minus 15K.
You're just jealous, buddy. You're just jealous.
I'm the carry, I'm the carry.
Alright, ready up, ready up.
Hello?
Hello. How are you on this fine day?
440K.
We're really just, we're not doing too well.
Where'd ya?
There wa-
Where'd he find?
I'm gonna get some lucky stuff.
Straight, straight, no.
Straight to it or what?
Oh yeah, I'm getting a free all in.
I'm getting a free all in.
That's your thing.
That's your thing boys.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
We need to save our cops for this shit.
Alright everybody get the fucking car!
Wait!
Save the car!
No wait, Pino look at that item!
Which one?
Prevent all losses nearby.
That means every single person that max wins?
Alright guys get the car!
Gotta get the fucking car.
We're not using the car though, we're not using the car.
Oh shit, oh shit, alright everybody get the car, everybody get the car.
I am in my element.
what are we doing what are we doing who is not in the car get in the car get in
the car so was on the car every single time I gave you here's we live
lock it boys lock it it's time to be millionaires
Muckin'.
Alright, don't take the items out. Don't take the items out. Don't take the items out.
I think he is in his element.
What do you think about my hat?
Where's your wheel light? Where the wheel go?
Your derv's?
Bad!
Oh
Right all right all right all right
Okay, all right
All right, okay
6, 7, 8.
Holy shit.
Okay, alright!
Oh, we're good boys! Everybody back in the elevator!
Everybody in the elevator! Everybody back in!
Back in the elevator!
Back in the elevator!
Everybody back in the fucking elevator!
Back in the fucking elevator!
I already bit for the end!
I can only wait on the notes!
I already bit!
Get down from there right now, baby
There we go
Yeah, I just want you to
Wait he wait wait...
Wait till I'm in bed
You're in the keyframe
I don't have any keyframe
Okay
Alright
Okay
See...
You see...
I won
Okay good work
Back in the elevator
Everybody back in the elevator
There is no need for those dudes
They need to...
Back in the car
They need to remove these fucks
A little less limp
And a bit more walking pal
Okay
Little less limp
And a bit more walking
Get...
Can you stop
Can you stop these fucks
Stop
Can you stop you're dating me
They need to remove these fucking bats!
They need to remove these and really say remove the fucking bats!
Good work, boy! Good work!
Remove the fucking bat!
Are you talking to the developers, Mr. Crooksy?
Yes.
I'm at zero dollars. I am the balance.
I am the balance!
That's because Hutch came up and stole your hand!
There we go, hold E. Who hasn't held E yet? Who's holding out on us?
baby
Day three we have
Yeah, $1,000 we have 16
I go see who what you should I think you can sing oh?
Yeah, oh
Look at this one increased profits one drunk and it's a bottle of vodka. I'm doing that one
I was just saying oh my god guys if we get drunk it's double dude we need we need we need to buy this
Every single person we need to we need to every single person by us gets to shit. I hate these bats. I hate these fucking bats
No! No, you fucking pussy!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Alright, now we have nothing to buy, now we have nothing to buy!
Go to your bike, go to your bike!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh no!
Yes!
Guys, give me my body back and leave his.
No, you give me my body back.
Hush, yes, hush.
Oh my God.
Okay, you weren't kidding, this is the worst.
I'm already sick.
I'm already sick.
Yes!
Guys, no, no, no, hold up, guys.
I have to be able to sing beautifully.
Holy shit, holy shit.
I hate you, Pina, I hate you.
Holy shit, I hate you.
Thank you, thank you, it's so fun to take you.
I-I-I hope you eat shit now that I said that, I can't, I can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
A BB I need you to carry me the entire dive.
I can't roll.
I'm gonna take you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not playing this fuckin' game, but guys.
Oh look at you, Mr. P.
It was, I'll be your legs.
Look at me.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You got the thing.
I'm inside your butt hole.
How do you-
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much for taking me to this fine establishment.
That's what you wanted, Mr. Bob. My goodness. Oh, great heavens.
You have quite the excellent cockiness there.
Look, I'm going to go like this.
When do you want to go, Mr. Bob?
I want to go to the blackjack table.
Here.
Okay.
You are by yourself, Mr. Knopf.
You are by yourself, Mr. Knopf.
You are by yourself, Mr. Knopf.
Hey, go ahead. Yeah, let me down.
Fuck you.
You're fucking me!
I'm out of the bitch.
Guys, we're losing all our money!
I'll win you!
I
Oh my goodness, this is your mouse.
My goodness.
Is your mouse?
Yeah, yeah.
You guys, we have $1,000 left in three minutes left till we die.
All right, look at it.
What do you want to do?
Duck duck.
Hey!
Oh, 20, 20, 20, stand stand stand!
You want to go?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Duck damn it.
Duck damn it.
Fuck that.
He's a 6'10
Fuck no!
He's a 6'10
he's a 6'10
Fuck no!
You guys can't, you guys can't, you guys can't
You guys can't, you guys can't
I'm with a big, I'm with a big
Oh, double that double that double that
Oh my god
Oh my god
40 dollars and a 3
I'm hoping I'm happy tonight
I'm fucking happy tonight
40 dollars for the team
40 dollars
40, yes, yes
40, hit it
40 bucks
Who is it?
What's he doing?
I've even been at 47 to put in the machine!
It's out, it's out, we can't bet it's too low.
We can fight and receive the hatch 40 bucks.
What about our items? What about our items?
We bought items, we bought items, we bought items, go back to the thing about the items!
Hey, golly, don't do this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm getting drunk, I'm getting drunk!
We need to do anything, you're right.
Guys, guys, we set the scene while we're back!
We can do this! We can solve this!
Baby girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you! Let me buy you a cake!
Hit the fucking button! Hit the button!
Baby girl, what's your name?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I
Think we get 100% blame this on a hunch
Listen
Huch is close to 760
I found it
He must be ready to leave
Man, will it die?
Fuck you
I think if you do not have legs, you do worse
Really
Oh, sorry
Oh my god
I feel we have to take care of them like
Where is he?
Where is he?
I'm down here
Damn but are you?
You haven't find you shake butt
Come in
You piece of shit
I'm so sorry
Damn it, find you shake butt
Come in
You piece of shit
I'm so sorry!
Woah!
They're having fun, you beat the crap!
Dude, when you were just sitting there,
and you heard the head on the blackjack,
and you looked, and it felt like a minute,
and you turned back around and started hitting the button!
Oh my god, that was so funny!
Hey guys, we lost!
No. You started this, you stupid bitch.
Oh, that is real life.
There's no way to blame but you.
Oh, guys, we have to get to level 5. How do we do it? Is there any way to do it?
I'll be not chopping it up, peanut!
That wasn't me!
You chopped me up, you stupid peanut fuck!
F***!
I hate you. I hate everyone here.
We're going back in. Oh, I exceed to be back. We're going back in.
I can't see it. I can't see it.
Oh, do you guys see it?
I'm getting so sick please never cut off my body again. I'm so I'm so not just I'm so not just please
Oh my god guys we have to win.
I'm going to sleep guys.
We have to win come on we have to win.
We have to get to the fifth floor.
You know we do.
You know we gotta get to the fifth floor.
You know that.
I know.
Yeah I know so.
Stop chopping off people's bodies.
Alright guys let's all make a truce.
Let's all make a truce.
I don't have any bodies and if you get to if you are the lowest loss on the top right
You can't gamble deal deal if you're the lowest if you're the biggest loss on the top right
You cannot gamble until someone surpasses you
Okay, all right
Somebody's I had to eat some fucker here is not gonna be
It's time to lock in. It's time to lock in. We're winning. We're winning.
Straight to the limo. Straight to the fucking limo.
Straight to the limo. Straight to the limo.
Alright, we're locking in guys. Every group up. Every group up.
Guys, you can't gamble with the lowest lives.
No tell me where the fuck's up.
I fucking knew somebody's here.
Hey guys, come back. I knew that.
Fuck you guys.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it!
Oh, funny business.
Stupid for real.
Oh, he's already leaving, buddy.
Alright, watch that-
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh my god!
Did we say the bottom-
Did we say the bottom at the top right should not be betting?
You can't bet anymore you're the lowest of the thing
I lost
Oh
We visit somebody
Where's the baby
We'll get your ass in the fucking elevator
I do want to do what the heck?
I'm at zero dollars!
I'm at zero dollars!
Are you hitting me?
If we bring this back,
I'm gonna fucking bat back out.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm at zero dollars.
I don't lose a fucking dime.
Dude, I'm good.
I'm going to top off your legs.
I don't care. Is this bad?
Say that.
Be a good man.
I was beating good work out there.
Good work today boys, good work!
Let's use our top. I bet you I'm at the top right there. I bet you I was winning big. I was winning big.
Oh, hey, zero dollars. Alright, I'm perfectly balanced.
Holdy, holdy, holdy, holdy, holdy.
Who is it holding fucking II right now?
Fucking boys lock in
Lock it
To be missed you shank I eat your phone
Everybody
I'll bring you this for good luck. I'll be right back. I'll be right back
Wait, yo come look at these items
Come look at the items
Yeah
That's it, I'm in for now.
Dude, what?
Get in here!
Why are you bringing these for good luck?
I'm bringing these for good luck!
Alright.
Lock in.
Yeah, I say, Coach, you look very handsome.
Yeah, I see you look very handsome today.
Thank you, sir.
Is that Louis Vuitton?
Yeah, he fucking is.
Oh shit, I'm in the elevator, I'm in the elevator, hey don't need to hit me, buddy.
Oh
Shit
We gotta talk about it again.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, that worked out.
I'm gonna chop your fucking body out.
Peanut, I'mma tell you, get me again with the bat.
I'm going to knock you out.
I know if you swear to me with this
I'm there, I will chop you if you want me to
I'm in, I'm in
I'm the only one that made money
I'm just telling you
you hit me with that bat again
I'm chopping you with half
Sorry Bowls
Sorry Bowls
Oh feel bad about the chop you had
Sorry Bowls, sorry
Sorry Bowls
Let me disappoint you, Bowls.
Cheers.
I've got one of these things.
Rolls back time, oh shit, oh shit.
Guys, really, I ain't hitting you with a bat over time.
You said if I hit it one more time.
I knew it over time, besides.
I promise, I swear.
should have never let me out of that
what a funny pussy
wait guys there's so many items
what the fuck are we buying everything for
we buy everything? oh my goodness you are rich
thank you holy shit
with this perfect balance.
Zero bonus.
That's not a good ball.
Zero bonus one.
I hate this guy.
Zero bonus one.
Zero.
Fucking boys.
Noggin, noggin, noggin.
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
L-
a different level or water set on this one next one next one
oh no we need our items we need our items we need our items
we got one free max bet here oh yeah like this
Wait, I accidentally took all of our all of our lucky items out.
Aw, it was free, it was free, fire was free, it was free.
Right, man!
Wait, what items do we have?
Aw, no.
Did we still have the free max?
Aw, no.
Aw, no.
Oh
I paid already oh my god
Wait, you're paid wait if you're paid to go play
What?
I'm being handed like a fucking child like a little baby
Baby, I hate these bad students
Okay, so we have a new place now right new level yes, yes now we
Why is he beating by himself on his own?
That's how much he loves.
Let's ride.
Straight to the fucking limo.
Straight to the limo. Straight to the limo. I'm entering the truck.
I know who's your truck.
What the heck the?
How you do a hectic?
Who's on it here? Who the fuck is on it here?
We're out of items, we're out of items.
What items do we need?
Let's go.
Beverly in the guard!
Don't you dare, hush!
Everybody in the fucking guard!
You fuckers! I don't you dare, hush!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I can't believe you do this to me
What if I don't make much?
Now let me watch!
Where is the battery?
I played the game right now. Can you come here? Yeah, please press the spin
button. No. Are you fucking insane? Listen, this is where it's at right here, buddy. $500.
Oh
We're going to the 2nd floor and we're about to die boys.
Alright gentlemen, new hide for the group. This is the hide we've been tonight.
Max win! Max win!
These charges are broken. They forgot to be me this time.
I do not even see myself.
I swear it's better than showing minus.
I do the Nibbo!
I have to do the Nibbo!
Items are important, look we gotta double our money! Items are very important!
If we have a chance to revert to the TX
All in right here, all in!
Free all in, we use the TX, we use the TX
I think we take the Angel one too, this could save us.
That's five though.
Yeah we have enough, wanna grab that?
No no no, wall active! No no no wait!
Oh this is 11.
No no no, wall active, no no no wait.
Oh this is 11.
No no, that's definitely potential.
Look at us at end of item.
Everybody at the limo, everybody at the limo.
Holy stash, he was actually in second.
Let's ride.
Guys, we got one free max, but I see we use it
on Habibi's 10x thing.
What do you think?
Habibi, yeah?
Yes, yes, yes, 100.
Yo, choose another 10x, choose another 10x.
I got the coin I got the coin I got the coin so you don't want to use that one this one's free
Already
Wait use it it's not letting me
What did they do oh you're in your last loss, so I think whoever spun it give it away. Yeah, we could be good
I think peanut use that
Please please please please please please
We're not spinning in what is it does he not spin again since we got
that was so close that was so close
it will eventually hit right?
oh my god dude you just spent $2800 on 10
are you so fucking serious?
how could you do like $200? it's a 10 eggs
guys what happened to all of our fucking money?
oh my god we're so fucked we are so beyond fun yes so beyond fun holy shit
okay
Oh my god, I got this. Oh my god
I'm winning matchup. I'm winning matchup right now boy.
Again, again, again, again, again.
It's not enough bro.
We're fighting, we're fighting, we're fighting.
We got this. Oh my god, I'm winning.
I'm winning.
We got where's the blackjack brother?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Over here, over here, over here.
Over here.
Yeah.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
Oh my god.
guys guys wait everybody buzz everybody buzz
you have 156 dollars time let us work you guys work you guys work you guys
work you guys work okay let it work let it work
I
See you guys I think
I did the best I could.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I was trying to do $200.
Oh my god.
I was trying to do $200.
But then you said not.
Did Max bet.
You did Max bet.
Did Max pay you Jackass oh my god oh my god guys guys guys guys guys
but I think for some reason I'm addicted to the this game and like the games
inside of it has anyone ever been addicted to something like this before yeah
but whatever I'm addicted to something I just keep doing it over over and over
and over again that's I think you should keep it over and over has anyone ever
felt the sensation for being addicted to games like this before what kind of game
is this games like we're like a circle of spans and you bet on black or red
you try to hit 21
I would bet my house for absolutely no more
guys you guys I have to know what's on the pit floor
I have to know I need to know I can't sleep until I know what's on the pit floor
the fifth floor I have to know oh my god I need to know I need to know oh my oh my god oh my god
Oh my god.
My god, Jay-Jay, get in here.
Jay-Jay, get in here.
We need- we need- yeah.
We need- Hey Jay!
Get in here, get in here.
Oh my goodness, guys, I have to know what's on the 5th floor. I have to.
I can't sleep without knowing.
I can't sleep. I can't sleep.
We have to, we have to, we have to know.
We have to know.
There's no choice.
Triple or lose your last win right here.
We're taking this one.
That's the only one we're taking.
Let's move.
That's the only one we're taking.
But if this we're doing one bet,
we're doing one bet, hitting that, leaving.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I would do this.
Fuck you, Mr. Shark.
We're going to the big wheel.
We're hitting Max bet, winning it,
and then using that item.
Then we leave.
We're running back, we're running back.
Yeah man, hit the button.
Wait, wait, what's that thing doing, Eden?
I'm just saying.
Leave me cook, let me cook.
Leave me cook, let me cook.
Leave me cook, let me cook.
InSanes.
I'm just gonna lock you up.
Lock me up.
Lock me.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna hit this right here.
I'm gonna hit this right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hit it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Did we leave?
What the fuck are all these people doing here?
Realized.
Wait, what the fuck just happened.
We lost.
Oh, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I don't know. That's all right, that's all right.
That's all right, that's all right.
All right, that's okay, that's okay.
We still have one more, one more backspin.
We still have one more backspin.
Last one, last one around here.
Oh my God.
Right here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
We gotta take it elsewhere. We gotta take it elsewhere.
We gotta take it elsewhere.
Hey, Gigi. Oh, come on!
Oh my god, we have $29.
Mom?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you?
Stop, stop!
Oh, Gigi.
This is my voice, by the way.
It's a baby, but it's not.
You have $3.
My whole life since you were a baby?
My entire fucking life, I've been a liar.
I feel like it don't even know how to start.
Dirty, dirty little liar.
Dirty little liar.
Dirty little liar.
What the fuck?
You know what you should do?
I can't set up my game.
Wait, guys?
We're talking about a game, by the way.
Okay.
Hey Gigi, is your name Gigi anymore?
Gigi, what's his team name?
What's your team name?
Mom, mom.
Uh, Jim.
No, mom. It's mom.
I forgot.
Alright, you guys, there you go.
Oh, I can't invite you to give it to her
until we're out of this one.
Let's see it.
Oh, we have zero dollars. Oh my god, we're dead.
Oh, we have zero dollars.
Minus three hundred and
forty-five dollars.
We didn't go to the lobby.
Oh my god. All right. Okay, I quit
Guys, I we got a
I would love to see the fifth floor I heard that's where the cool shit's at I would love to see the fifth floor
I would love to see the fifth floor
We have to see the fifth floor you can't sleep without see the fifth floor. I
I
Want to see the fifth floor as soon as possible because it's two in the morning out here in Canada
I don't know be in Canada teachers of time
America time counts time counts the same way over here. All right
We can you hear me talking game? Yeah, we can hear you. Yeah
Hopefully it's on the right channel
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Keep losing.
Fit floors like David Buster's. Guys, I heard fit floors like David Buster's.
Oh. You are saying to me that the fifth floor is...
What's with the cinema?
I'm bald.
is that what you were saying to me sir?
I'm saying that the fifth boy is a true jinnama
a true jinnama
of course
get in the car!
let us get there
let us get there
where's jinji at?
jinji get in the car!
get in the fucking car!
fuck
where did he let me go?
be right
now be right
Fuckin'
Time to gamble
My son's all stressed to me, I wish I'd lost my hair
Oh I'm black!
What?
I think there is a way to make money.
Is that funny, do you?
Is that funny?
You think you're a funny guy, huh?
I'm sorry.
Guys, who lost all the fucking money already?
Who?
Why are you making noise?
Holy shit, holy shit, where's Glocky at?
We already lost, we already lost.
Where the fuck is Glocky?
Absolutely, Geneva.
Where's our money?
Where's our money?
There's no way.
Where's our money?
There's no way
Where's our money?
That bitch fucked over two twenty-one's in a row!
Wait, listen to me mom!
You can stand on this?
Uh, I don't know. I heard you get money from this. I don't think so.
Bullshit!
You have to...
Alright, we're going to use the way to get us back in here.
He fucked over... He fucked over twenty-one twice!
Mom, please. I don't want to see you do this.
I had a twenty!
Mom.
I can't even hear you.
You have to emote in it?
We all have to emote?
Don't do this.
This is very disrespectful.
Absolutely.
I don't want to see my mom in there.
Absolutely.
I'm in the kitchen.
I'm going to use my hands.
All right, guys.
We lost.
Time to go die.
OK, one last time.
One last time.
OK.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have this coin for a freeback's bag.
Go back, go back.
We're going right back.
We're going right back. We got three minutes.
Maxxman! Maxxman's been there!
Maxxman has to stop!
Maxxman! Maxxman! Maxxman!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Just hold it!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Do we have another button?
Do we have something else?
Maxxman! Maxxman!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that's a sign.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god, you're so brave right now.
You're the brave one.
Oh my god, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Hold it.
Hold on, hold on.
We're done, we're done.
Double, double.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh!
Hold on, wait, wait, wait!
Over here!
I heard there is a grab emote!
What's the grab emote?
I mean... how do you...
Emo... oh, R...
Uh... Smog...
Prag- Tom...
I got one guy...
I got one guy.
I got one guy.
Let's go die.
Let's go die.
Let's go die.
Everybody in the lobby.
Let's go die.
Sorry, the lobby's going to be the death part.
Let's go die.
Come on, Gigi, come out.
Let's go die.
Oh, shit, I'm here.
Let's go die.
Oh my goodness that's a steady slope for me boy I don't know why we doubled that last
part it was no yeah because it's for the fucking clip okay it would have been
for the absolute above yeah it was in the I feel like the number
all right everybody's a fucking hole let's die we're not the line we were up
there on the line there were four lines yeah with them are good I will you
He lost all our money, Paus.
I love you guys, Campbell.
He lost all our money, Paus.
I lost the least amount.
Oh, man.
$40 is not a small amount, Sidney.
That's like four foot longs.
Dude, in the amount of time...
Yeah, yeah, how many did you lose?
I lost 40.
I lost 40.
I lost 700.
I lost 200.
400?
Firing point in fingers.
Dude, we lost 400.
Blessings to you.
oh my goodness oh my goodness all right back in the limo this is the one this is
the one this is the one right here six time is the charm
I might roll back time let's use it every time
That's your thing
Everybody in everybody in
What the fuck? Oh
Did you screw me in the other side you stupid fuck?
I hit the slide
Everybody sit down everybody sit down
Everybody's sick wait get back in the car get back in the car get back in the car in the corn peanut
I'm just lying!
I hate you all. Nobody leaves.
But you're saying, let's ride.
This is it. This is the one. This is where we become billionaires.
They're gonna owe us a casino. We're gonna owe this casino by the end of this.
Alright, pick up the stuff.
Okay, guys, I got freeback. Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back!
We should use the items on day one right?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Alright, let's get out of here.
Let's leave it, let's leave it, let's leave it.
Hold the items.
What's your item, Gigi?
You lose items, you can't bring them back.
Once you get the items, you can't bring them out.
So once you redeem them,
Yeah, but they go away.
We're doing pretty good!
The items go away in the car by the way.
I can't believe you got them then.
Yeah, we should actually go and use these items.
Oh well, but...
What do you mean?
Well, the items you cannot bring the items out as you use them.
Are you sure?
Yeah, so when you redeem the items, you're there.
Did I redeem the items?
Did I redeem the items?
I
Look see $25 25
Look at their boys good work out there
Let's do it say every little about the drive
One item one item one item all this one right here. Oh my god. This one right here. Not it. We're done. We're done
we're so good we're so good we're so good we're so good we're so good we're so good we're so good
we're so good
I'm just like the fuck
Don't hide behind me
Everybody is a fucking god!
I'm trying to hide behind you, mom!
Mom, let me get you!
Now we ride. Now we ride.
Okay.
It's using, it's using, it's using!
People will lose their last win.
He's off it while it's drunk. Wait, how do you get drunk?
We're not we're not every back at the elevator back at the elevator. We're not we're not wait wait wait
Wait, you let me give you this is you see you see you see I can use it. Yes. Yes
Go go go!
And we...
Let's get the fuck outta here.
What?
Oh dude!
By the way...
I have yet again not done anything crazy.
Yeah, he's just...
He's fine, he's fine.
I hope he's a little better than mine is.
Here we go for minus.
Eeeeh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
It's okay.
I'm therefore moral support for my sons.
Winnie!
Oh, there you go.
What's up?
That's it plus 1,000 is that good?
No way I had more than that. I won like
2000 oh did oh did you I did I I hit the
699 it's like again and I hit the double on the 1.39
Nothing wrong
Fuck yeah, fuck you. Oh, no, no, fuck you have any
Oh wait, sorry, no close to my bad
wait we shouldn't buy it we should buy every one man because if you were okay
fuck it
what does this re-roll button do?
no no don't eat that don't eat that don't eat that
i already did
i gotta get it
get in the fucking car
it was that food take his mouth off
get in the fucking car
i'll get ice
i'll get ice
no
i'm stopping the stew
get in the fucking car
dude are you idiot?
she re-rolled the items
we had to re-buy them
So we don't know we don't you ride we ride we had to buy
Let's do this thing let's do this thing
How do I always find a way to get stuck in every game I play
I'll be these okay. Oh my god get the emergency bat get the emergency bat
No, I just got my drink dude. I'm for the drink wait are you guys done drinks? I
read out a drink
Oh my god, we have so many
You fucking idiot. I'm not here.
Let it go! You can have it back.
Let it ride! Let it ride!
Oh. Absolutely shit it.
Oh, let go!
Oh
Guys wait who's this yellow money? Oh my god?
We write we write we write we write oh they just took away my win you jackass
if I went this way we're out of here if I went this way we all the money we need
why did i did i did wait peanut come here come here listen listen i used it i used it i used it i
used that it freezes my max fat and go much i did that oh my god peanut wait wait wait peanut
oh my god oh my god dude peanut oh my god dude peanut go away you did this we could have gone home
actually you can you can do it again you can okay this is good
What?
Oh!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Everybody need the fucking elevator, quickly!
Get the elevator, get the elevator, get the elevator!
Let's leave.
Oh, let's ride.
Let's ride.
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Let's RAD!
You get that. You get that. That's very close. That is very close.
Very close. Very close.
I'm gonna get it one day and I'm gonna be like the faithful Habibi.
Oh no, don't look at me.
We are in the grade, gentlemen. We are in the grade.
I'll figure it out. I'll figure that shit out.
I'll fucking do that shit.
I'll figure it out. I'll figure that shit out.
Save him, boy.
Yeah, fuck it. I'll do that shit.
Mm-mm-mm-mm. I'll fucking do that shit.
See? See?
See?
We'll get some kid in the hospital
at the way the rock does.
That's my dream.
We are getting some kid in the hospital.
We're getting some kid in the hospital.
We're getting some kid in the hospital.
Am I right, boys?
Oh
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, wait wait this item says it prevents the loss of nearby players
So we need everyone to sit in a circle and max bet. Yeah, okay
Are you we are max bet right here?
Oh way wait wait wait wait don't place it
I'm at 36 ready three two
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
Don't let me it won't let me
Guys wait I didn't I didn't lose mine. He doesn't work though
OH WAIT WHAT DO I-
Oh my gosh
Oh my god alright alright hold on hold on hold on
Oh my God oh my God every so badly's lunch lunch lunch lunch
Slow down, everybody slow your roll slow your roll slow your roll
Can you get any more items?
I don't know
How do you win on this?
That one's stupid
Oh
Fuck
I don't know what to do.
Guys, how are we going to move?
Wait, stop, stop, stop, oh my god.
Oh my god.
We have to use both of them.
Oh my God, you're doing well.
100.
Ahh.
That's a good cinema.
That's a good cinema.
That's a good cinema.
That's a good cinema.
Only minus 3000.
Only minus 3000.
Only minus 3000.
Oh my God.
3500.
3500.
We are so fucked.
oh my god oh my god
2 minute 30 seconds guys 2 minute 30 seconds
right mom you're on it mom you're on it
this is the game
this is the one
alright let's put it in game how it works
you have to step on it
oh ok ok
step it
alright ok ok ok
nooo
I can leave with it
wait wait wait wait
that can't
I'm winning a ton of money, I'm winning a ton of money right now!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I'm winning a shitload of money!
Stop losing money man, we can literally win this!
Oh fuck.
Double, I'm doubling on that, 100% I'm doubling- oh.
Oh my god
Same button sometimes you got a you gotta cash out mom that's good. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, she stopped.
We're there.
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop.
We're everywhere.
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Listen, truth and truth.
That game that me and Mama played, that's the fucking one.
That's the winner.
What are you talking about?
You guys can only take the only one in the negative.
Okay, to be fair, it was up a thousand and then I went down a thousand.
Did you what the most?
Oh, shit.
Oh, hold up.
Oh, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does it mean when you're at the top?
Absolutely.
Is that a good thing to do about it?
If I had me be absolutely.
Oh, man.
God damn.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Wait also don't buy it. Don't buy the items if you're asking to be rolled
We can make it to the fifth floor this is actually the one this is actually the one
Wait active present all lost nearby. Yes, if you get this one hundred percent hundred percent that we max bet two blacks and tables increase
But increase profit amount 100%
Yeah, yeah
All right, buddy, all right, buddy, all right, pal
No, we did buy the guy we did buy the guy
No, we did we did buy the gun guys we had by the guy
Get in the fucking car everybody in the fucking car right fucking now oh shit oh shit oh shit
oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm making you die!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Come here, come here.
Oh my god, thank you. Thank God
All right now we ride now we ride
All right, listen
Hit the dice with the bat to make sure it lands where you need it right before it hits and if it's wrong swing them bad
That's
Go straight to that ice machine right here. We we was ice regime. Oh
oh pretty go it can be different it could be different it is different
Okay, I still think it makes some we can't lose I have something makes it so we can't lose
I
Use this after you place the bet
7500 is too much. Let's do like 3000
I had a double I had a double
Push push push push push push push double profits
Wait peanut you're minus dude you can't you gotta stop you gotta stop peanut
Absolute cinema buddy, but also I mean listen you've seen that minus two times. Jinky listen. You gotta go talk
Absolutely awesome cinema, but we got
Play I was playing oh, yeah, Gigi was playing that one down there. She is large
I'm winning big! I'm winning big!
I'm winning big! I'm winning big!
I'm winning big! I'm winning big!
Guys, we have 2 minutes and 30 seconds to make 6k. We got this easy.
I'm gonna make 3,000 right here. 3,000 right here. Easy.
3,000. 3,000 right here. Boom.
Oh my god, if you went up $30,000.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh my goodness.
A BB, you are so good at damning it.
Do you think this works in real life?
A BB always delivers.
Yeah, you always delivers.
A BB always delivers.
I think you hit me, think you hit me,
you do a quick reaction to me just a little bit.
Yeah.
Don't look at mine.
Alright alright not too bad, not too shabby.
Wow, wow, what is that when the line goes up like that?
What does that mean?
That's such a cool looking-
Oh, I don't know you fucking-
An upwards line?
I'm not sure-
Wow, you're such a piece of shit!
I can't believe you-
F***!
On my birthday you would say I'm a-
I'm
There by everything by everything
Too much
All right. We're good. We got
That's you actually got to be serious. We got to be serious right now. We actually have to be serious
We actually have to be serious. What is this body shredder thing?
Don't worry about that
He's just a little too close. Oh, wait, what do you profit? Wait, it's high low
What is high is high low better than blackjack? I don't know high low pays more. I think high low will pay us more
We know it's the same thing. I
Have they ever called you
Guys we are getting locked in. We are getting locked in right here. We are getting locked in right here right now
Guys if we get to the fifth floor there's hookers
Where's that random idea? I hit that right now peanut
No fuck fuck. Oh my god. It's not hit peanut that would have we would have won the whole day
We were the whole day
Yeah, what I was
I'm putting $11,000 on black
Listen, I feel like we're getting a little crazy right now, man. I feel like we're getting a little crazy
like we're getting a little crazy
absolute cinema
absolutely listen I'm
oh my gosh this thing is this is
unbelievable
are you kidding me guys everyone hold up
Guys, guys, guys!
I don't know, guys, guys.
Let's use the moderate hands.
Let's use the moderate $5,000 hands.
Stop!
Moderate $5,000 hands.
YES!
Yes, yes!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh
Everybody stop everybody stop everybody stop
Oh my god
What do you hear what do you hear $22,000 on a blackjack hand and I hit blackjack
Oh my god
Absolutely cinema, absolutely cinema, absolutely cinema
Absolutely cinema
Holy shit, holy shit
Oh hey Habibi, what does it mean when the line is at the top?
What does it mean when the line is at the top?
Habibi lost 21k!
Oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my goodness
Holy shit holy shit 180 that's a bug if I ever seen one
We don't have a lot of money prevent all losses
Guys I'm telling you that can waste a whole game right there
We- we- guys- we- we- we- we- we- we get-
I mean, do you get on the blackjack table?
I get on the other one, he holds it between us?
And we- and- and- and-
I'm pretty sure-
Uhhh...
Gigi just cut off the body.
I don't see you.
Wait, it's good!
You don't need to eye- you don't need to eye-
We can buy more stuff!
Good call! Just-
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
Wait, increase profit amount?
Get back in there, Gigi!
Get back in there!
What am I doing?
Oh!
What just happened?
Wait, you're letting me die?
That's good, good, good. Oh wait, that's not good.
Take your eye, take your eye, take your eye, take your eye.
He's good, he's good. Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my god, he's so cute.
Sorry mom, I got you mom.
You can't see me.
This is me on dicks.
Wait, did you not have a mouth?
No, we gotta put her in the machine.
She's not gonna be able to hear you, you're not gonna be able to hear me.
You're not gonna be able to hear me.
She's not gonna be able to hear you.
Nice!
Wait, open-
She's-
She's not gonna be able to hear you.
You're not gonna be able to hear me.
Oh my god, we don't have enough to give you another eye.
Oh my god.
That's fine, you can see with one eye.
I can still see with one eye.
Oh, there's still a little bit of a loss of depth.
Ah, it's fine, it's fine.
You only need one eye to gamble.
I
Don't even need
Okay
I'm here you choose boxes $9,000
yeah you don't want to hit you don't want to get my
yes so it's three dollars 36,000 dollars
I did it you know the week wait wait wait wait wait wait okay okay okay so you can
you get more money you get more money that's more money guys stop
What I'm about to cash out with sixty two thousand
It's either I hit another one
Yeah, but if I don't cash it and we hit it though, you know what I mean absolute
Cinema that that's what I'm saying. So so I'm gonna ride let it ride big one
Okay, okay, all right listen, what are we doing? Oh my god
Okay, one more. I'm not touching a fucking thing
Do you do do five?
Okay, okay ready ready go start choosing
Wait, wait, why I go back wait you
Because you hit a mind you hit a mind you hit a mind you can do it again ready?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ready?
3 2 1 now
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
Yeah!
Oh my god oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Holy shit
Ehhhhh yeah
This is how you win
Where the fuck are you?
We get the fuck out
We're in 28 thousand dollars
I think you're too good
I don't know how to gamble.
Hey, a BB with the line is like above the other ones.
What does that mean you think, huh?
Uh, I don't know.
You know what a straight line, a straight line.
And listen, a straight line looks great.
How can you call me that dirty?
No, you listen up, you fucking.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, you listen up, you fucking
I want the most money. You lost everything you piece of shit. Well, I'm as straight as a motherfucking
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Just look at your
Right there
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Let's use this language
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we have to re-roll, we need that thing closer, we need that, we need that, no launching.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, this one's good.
This, the gambler's confidence is really good, really good, this is really good, Pierre.
All in, you get the three all-in chip.
No! Three all-in chip.
Oh my god, oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
And then, I think, any item?
And then, which one do you think?
This one?
Okay, we got five left.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Make you short, make you short!
If you want to come on back-
Oh my gosh, and wait with a handy-
I just realized this is gonna be a lie, guys.
What?
Wait guys, they added poker. You serious? Yeah, look at we have poker. That's a quest
Wait, we should use the max bet thing on whatever has the most amount of max bet, right?
God give me the coin give me the coin right fucking now give me the fucking coin
Give me the fucking point. How does this game work? How do you play? Hold on hold on hold on
Hit it and then and then let me use the game's confidence
Which is 50% increase. I think I need to use it if I do a plan. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay here
No, no both you gotta use both. Yeah
We
To nine all right, it's I do it's it's not that game
Oh my god, they have they have a chicken crush you wrote or whatever. Oh my god
No
You need to find the highest max way
Hey guys, what's I use this max bed thing on whatever the max whatever probably a blackjack in
I love you, babe.
I never get stopped by you, babe.
Babe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Raise the roof, raise the roof.
Oh.
Cozy, cozy.
I have an idea over here.
Take me out.
We put this on this, and then no matter what, we win.
Even if we win, we win.
We win.
We win.
We win.
and then no matter what we win even if it's a point five we still get up to
seventy thousand dollars it's an instant win no matter what
think of mine
uh... do you see the money
uh... we've been down fifty k
watch this watch this watch this watch this
boom yeah what
boom instant win instant win
okay well
we still got thirty five k we still got thirty five k
uh... okay
we have three minutes
predict who gets
predict who's hand gets closer to nine?
how do you play this game?
We have to be on the same page.
We have to be on the same page.
We can't have any blackjack!
There's no blackjack!
There's no blackjack!
We have two minutes
and 300,000.
No, no, no, no, no!
How do I play this?
Oh my god, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Oh my god, I need to lock the cards.
Oh no, we need...
What do I lock? What do I lock? What do I lock?
Mom? Mom? Mom, you're cut off. Mom? Mom, listen.
There's all you can eat at the restaurant. There's all you can drink.
I just went back $34,000, so I'm not down too bad.
Okay, yeah, just a little bit more.
What do I lock down? What do I lock down?
Did I win?
Did I win?
Oh my gosh, it's fucking tight.
Did I win? I won?
I'm gonna go.
You guys stop.
Are you changing one more?
You want one more?
He locked us, locked us for right, locked us for right.
Okay.
Okay.
Right?
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Guys.
I put $50,000 down.
We're winning this shit. What do we do? What do we lock? What do we lock? What do we lock? The two twos?
Stop fucking with the money! I got this! I got this!
I win? Oh, I won! I won! I won! I won!
I gave the stand up!
is it a challenge? is it a challenge?
oh i want i want i want i want again i want again i want again
and
That was a bad day for me, bongst, that was a bad day for me, bongst, that was a bad,
I all in at the end, bongst, and it worked.
I was the best at the end, bongst, oh my god, oh my god, we are all going to die.
That was my fault, bongst, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Why do they make you bet $17,000?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Peter lost $169,000.
What?
Okay, now I don't feel as bad.
Look at your chart, Peter.
You know what's up, Jimmy?
You lost like the same amount.
Yeah.
What?
Sorry, Pa.
I
Didn't need to lose out the money bow
I thought I was gonna win
I just realized something
What the fuck?
Hey guys, I just realized something.
I did not sign up for that, mom.
Hey, hold up, guys, before we kill ourselves,
I know what we did wrong.
I could not recognize a single game in that entire room,
and I'm pretty sure most of you guys couldn't either.
We should've gone level two.
We could literally go to level one.
Oh my God, we should've went to any store.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness this killer cell have a
fuck you I'll have a fuck you buddy
Oh my goodness.
Can I sign up to do the same shit or can I leave and Pina, Pina has to stay until whatever
Oh no.
I'm just a little sorry.
Oh man, I cannot.
But I don't feel.
I'll get everybody else while I'm going.
Oh.
Wow mother.
97,000.
Hey, thanks.
Thanks for giving me a loan guys.
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
I mean, it could say gambling for some reason.
I'm getting off GGs.
Now I have a crippling gambling addiction.
Well, at least we left it something.
You're not getting off.
I probably had a gambling edition before this this is just
The upgrade
He left I think he left he just left
Guys, I don't know if I can do that again
I'm the roller coaster for motions the ups and the downs
I'm gonna smoke my
You're not going to bed, you all know that.
Get out of my face, both of you.
A little bit of smoke.
You know what they say when a man smokes in your face?
You know that.
Alright, who do you want to fuck with?
You know what that means.
I don't want to fuck you, man.
You're already fucking your lungs with it.
Yeah, you're getting your lungs fucked.
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna feel this in 20 to 25 years, pussy.
And you'll know not to fuck with me yet.
Get that shit out of my face you dirty little...
Absolute cinema you fucking...
Yeah well absolute cinema you nasty...
Well you know what you are you're a fucking...
You know what if I ever come back here, if I ever ever come back here is because you're a fucking...
Oh no you did not just call me a fucking I fucking did that
Now you sir are the
I
Did you say SOS was that an SOS?
You help is that a SOS I don't need help is from you pal. I don't need help from some
OBSNEAL!!
OBSNEAL!!!
OBSNEAL!!!
OBSNEAL!!!
WOULDN'T NEED OUT FROM SOMEBODY LIKE ME!
Alright guys...
I'm glad mom's not in part of all this,
Honestly, this nastiness...
Yeah you're embarrassing!
You're embarrassing mom.
You're embarrassing mom.
I'm absolutely-
I'm actually-
Mom is proud of me!
If anything, for all the asslucin'
Mom, are you proud of this fucking?
tonight
Are you proud of me fucking?
Mom?
Mom, who are you proud of?
Me or this fucking?
I'm proud of you both
All right, man, I'm gonna I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep bed time. I think it's
bed time. Yeah, I'm gonna get a big Mac. Yeah, DLT. Yeah, and I'm going to sleep. Night,
Mom, good night, Mom, good night, Evika, good night, everybody.
Good night, Mom, good night, good night.
Good night, everybody.
Night night.
All right, boys, off to the pub.
Get off.
Off to the pub.
Get off.
It's not an early night.
This is where we usually end 2AM.
Well, what are you talking about?
It's his usual ending time.
Uh, mmm.
A couple of cases before bed.
Sheesh, keep it rollin', keep it rollin'.
Uh, mmm.
He was spoiled by Russ Diggins.
Yeah, well, Russ is just so easy to do for like 15 hours.
You're sittin' there doing jack shit in your base for half the damn time.
I'd say it's not fun at all.
Not sayin' it's not...
shit, no, it's fun.
You just do a jack nothing
That blackjack though, yeah, I cannot believe I guys I did not recognize a single game on that third floor
closer to nine
What what is no game like that? There's no game like that. What the hell is that?
What the hell is that bullshit? I got it?
Baccarat? Baccarat? Baccarat? Baccarat? Baccarat?
Was he BB hit that shit?
Like a BB would be good at that game.
Um, mmm, just intuition, intuition, intuition, uh, mmm, oh, oh, absolute cinema, absolute
cinema, absolute cinema, guys, I'm getting off, I'm getting off, I got mom headed, anyway,
son, I'm hungry for burgers, I'm, I'm hungry for burgers, I want to eat burgers, I'm
getting off, I'm getting off, good night, boys, have a silly little night full of
silly little dreams perhaps perhaps per maybe per chance per maybe per chance if you ever
saw desire good night everybody good night gang have a good night I will be back on Monday
for even more buggy nation why is the amount of buggy nation perhaps about 10x the buggy
Good Night everybody. Good night now. Good night, Gang. Have a good night.
Good. I'm died. Good night now. Good night everybody. Good night now. Good night. Good
Good night everybody. Have a good night now.
Good night, Gag. Have a good night.
Go on.
I died.
Good night.
Also, wait, oh my God, I'm gonna tell you, also, we gotta start practicing for the AT and T cup next week.
Does anyone remember what the first game is?
I've already fucking forgotten.
Does anyone remember what the first AT&T cup
on the seventh days?
Oh, cock and duty black cock seven.
Oh my goodness, I forgot.
All right, I don't know if I'll be practicing that too much.
I never mind.
Never mind, I don't know.
Maybe, I don't know if I'll be practicing.
Maybe just a little bit.
Maybe just a suspension.
Maybe just a suspension.
Maybe like two hours, quick warm up or something.
Maybe we'll stop on early for the day, for the day that the thing is.
We'll figure it out, we'll figure it out.
But we do gotta practice, good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
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