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GAMBLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS w/ HutchMF, Drac, & Cloakzy | PARTY GAME NIGHT | MANY MEN MONDAY | #BUNGULATE
05-05-2026 · 9h 40m
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Go, go, go, GO!
Everybody come and grab it!
Run! Run! Run!
Go!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hello, Discord citizens!
How are you bugging it something's fine many made my day gentlemen
No, I'm not faded by the way I doubt that I look at myself I
kind of look
Yeah, I would I kind of do I'm not faded. I'm not off the shot
the saw or the weed or the green God job
8 vectors in. Alright sounds good. I actually have no silly juice tonight unfortunately.
I've got it coming on DoorDash. It'll be here very soon. It'll be here very soon. I can't
cheers yet boys. I can't cheers you yet. But tonight we are playing with Mr. Hunch and
Mr. Drac and hopefully Clokesy, whenever he wakes up from his alcohol-induced coma
that would be fantastic that would be super fantastic uh hasn't texted all day i'm assuming
it it's a deep one a deep sleep uh yes mr starfords of course mr starfords wouldn't want to forget
give me one second boys by the way i don't know if you've seen i don't know if you have seen
the news in the discord gentlemen but this week is a massive week a massive week uh
Here we go, Mr. Starfords, got your mother, got your mother, one second.
You give me one second, boys.
Massive week this week, boys, massive week this week.
My goodness, how am I already out of breath, what happens?
My goodness, my goodness, my goodness, my goodness, give me one second.
Starfords, don't you worry, sorry, sorry, don't you worry, Starfords, I got you.
There you go, all right, there it is, sorry, Starfords, sorry, sorry.
I'm not that fat!
I'm not that fat!
It is water weight.
It's water weight.
It's baby weight.
It should come off anytime now.
This week, massive week was
we are doing this.
We are doing that.
We're doing this.
And that.
We're doing the other thing.
We're doing that over there.
We're doing this over here.
We're doing, we're doing even more stuff than that.
We're doing everything. We're doing nothing. We're doing anything.
Let me tell you boys, it is gonna be a week. We've got gamble with your friends tonight.
I don't know if you put that together. All right, only the real geniuses out there
could have put that together. Then arc Raiders afterward and then tomorrow.
I've already forgot. Fuck, wait, hold up.
tomorrow we've got the new APEX ZEDGEN season with Mr. Drac and Mr. Nick Merx. Yes, sir,
yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, make sure to pronounce that name correctly. And Wednesday, we've
got peanut wasteland judging. We've got the peanut wasteland judging to give out
the $50,000 in prizes and plus the nuclear bomb coming down. The nuclear bomb coming
down on Wednesday. When we play that on Thursday, we've got the AT&T Tournament first round,
which I think is what League of Legends. I think it's no, no, it's Khan. Oh yeah,
Oh, yeah, you guys told me that last week, sorry.
All right.
You told me that last week, yeah, on ecology.
Yeah, we'll be playing cock of duty, Blackcock 7 at, I think, 6 p.m. maybe.
I'll tell you on Thursday, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, for the first round of the A-T and T-T
tournament.
Let me tell you, gentlemen, it would be a swift victory.
Mr. Tyler won, Lundwig and...
Fuck off, guys, who's the third captain?
Who, wait, who's the third captain in the AT&T tournament?
I've already, oh, a duck!
Oh yeah, he never misses a trick shot.
I never fixed a trick shot.
I know that guy.
He never fixed a trick shot.
Never has, never will.
It would be a swift victory, gentlemen.
I don't care if Mr. Lundwig has scump on his team.
Okay, if he has God on his team, all right, buddy,
we are the best team.
We have Doublelift, Yvonne, Hunch,
Nade Shot, we literally cannot lose them.
If you wanna see an absolute domination blowout,
1,000 to one, join on Thursday.
Join on Thursday, they will be begging for the bombers.
They'll be running to the hills
with the tail between the legs, right there.
Scum can 1v5 all of you scum can take five inches and take it his butt. That's what he can take
I will purchase I will personally put scum in the dirt on Thursday 10 times. No
20 20 times
20 times
20 times I will kill scump in cock of duty, of course personally, I might be gonna let my teammates do it name shot
sit back
Relax. Hunch.
There's a nice chair in the corner
with the ball gag and a chastity belt.
Relax. Take some time off.
Double lift. Hit the camera.
Hit the camera. Yvonne.
Peep at this. They can peep at this.
And that's when I run out to the middle of the map.
1v5.
Ludwig's entire team.
Save scum from last.
Do a finisher on him by sneaking up behind him.
Boom.
I'm 40 kills, zero deaths, I win the match.
My team hasn't even hopped on yet.
My team's been going and getting breakfast,
enjoying a nice book.
Maybe playing monopoly with each other.
I will win that personally.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
WKL Defense is right.
Actually, speaking of gamble with your friends,
we seem to be missing one of the criteria.
The friends.
Why isn't that saying anything?
Isn't that supposed to say something?
That's supposed to say something.
I'm pretty sure that's...
I'm not sure why that didn't say anything,
but thank you! Thank you! Thank you, sir!
Alright, now I gotta get my friends on.
Okay, Drax says he's coming.
I'm gonna say hop in the Screamer Waiting Room Discord.
And then I'm gonna tell Mr. Orange the same thing hop in the streamer waiting room discord. There we go
I will give the golf my butthole is burning. I couldn't turn to nature
In nations we did I get the Friday? Oh wait. Oh and the last one Friday
We have CS to with me Nick Merck's
Dave shot and
Wait, who did I say first?
Wait hold on who wait hold up
Gloksy
Mr. Berks
They sucked and hunched that to a plant he has to with on Friday. I'm telling you boys. I think I have I think I am
He'd lock on to whatever. I can't remember anything
If you see the cussing song anymore, yeah, we suck it at launch site like a week ago
I
Yeah, no, I'm not saying I shall tell you the truth boys. I just woke up
I want to say nothing, but I just woke up boys. I found out that the TV show the boys had all new episodes
I found out the TV show invincible had all new episodes. I
I basically binge watch both of them all last night fell asleep at like fucking noon. I
I I just woke up. I just
Just woke up. I'm not a lot of boys. I ain't gonna lie to you boys
I can't lie to boys. I didn't get to sleep
Okay, all right, drag is joining the hunches one second. All right, let's get okay. Let's get a video
That's no, Mr. Drac. How are you on this five day?
Good morning.
Oh, good morning, good morning.
Fucking insane. Good morning.
Good morning, good morning. Are you ready for gamble with your friends?
I never played, but I saw a clip of Cloaksy getting fucked, so I mean, I'm in.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's half the game.
Honestly, that's 35% of the game, because we fucked Cloaksy, and then we got the casino.
We all we will since he's out here today
Can I fuck you no we don't we'll be fucking you
But not before we'll be doing it after it's like a reward it's like a reward you know he's like a water
It's like a reward. It's like a reward
Play rust L you suck
Well that doesn't make a goop a feel good
I can't wait for that Friday
stream.
Wait, you're not invited to that.
No, but you're playing with Nick and Nate.
Yeah, so what?
No, wait.
Are you talking about how they used to be for whatever?
Hey, come on.
They don't do that.
Come on.
Come on.
They don't do that.
Send them off.
Send them off.
Send them off.
Send them off.
Send them off.
Are you ready to get to level five of the gambling game?
I don't think we realize how hard this game is.
I even tried playing last night off stream.
I couldn't even get past where we were.
You want to know something funny?
I was just talking to our Daisy guys.
They're all my mods.
And they said that they played after watching us play and they couldn't reach level five either
They're like you I was like oh I'm gonna go play and they're like you have no idea how hard it is on level three
TARDIS FUCK
Actually, let me tell you something. I did find one way
To to kind of it well obviously I didn't get too far
But I found I on my own
Voodoo Russian I found a way to kind of boost up a little bit
You know the thing where you hold it says it prevents all losses nearby
Yes, well if you happen to be on level like two
With the Placo balls all you do is you max out the Placo balls and then rip it a thousand times
Well, another guy's holds that and you basically win that round. Oh
So that's like our guaranteed
Okay, yeah, hey love that you're doing your homework
I think it only works on on
floor two though.
And we got a little Venezuelan
pocket rocket in here.
I don't know what we're doing.
It's great.
Is folksy joining us tonight?
Well, he said he was going to
join last night and that he
didn't respond to the last 18
hours.
So.
I'm guessing Tim is a no-go as well, yeah, it's honestly going to probably be you, me,
Drac, and Cloaksy when he joins.
I actually have faith in Cloaksy tonight.
I actually have faith in him.
Well, did Cloaksy, did Cloaksy, I taste a coconut, I think.
I don't know.
Did Cloaksy, straight today, or no?
No, he did not.
So he's probably still going to be in the team.
Did Kloak see straight today or no?
No, he did not.
So he's probably sleeping all day.
Yeah, I have great faith in your joint.
I have great faith in your joint.
Absolutely.
Beautiful.
Absolutely, absolutely.
I want you to know, P, I've been practicing league for us.
I've been sweating my balls off,
getting ready for this AC and T tournament.
That's fantastic, man.
We're gonna win some money, son.
We're gonna win.
Fantastic, that's fantastic.
Give me one second, give me one second, I gotta do some technical doozies doozies.
Give me one quick second here.
Yes sir.
One quick second boss, one quick second.
Here we go.
Doing some adjustments and I think I fucked it up.
I'm reverting back my adjustments.
Here we go.
What the hell is going on?
Hold up, things are not going good for me over here.
One quick second, things are not.
Hold up, there we go, all right, okay, I have to fix that, there we go, all right,
we're good to go, we're good to go, all right, we're good to go, all right,
you ready?
Yes sir.
All right, okay.
I
See the bet that's right. Yeah, if you heard any story noises in the back
That was not me doing cocaine that was me doing cooking off of hookers ass. All right, let's get in here guys
Fuck yeah
Didn't win the coin flip open the game again that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen
I'm sorry I'm sorry the game. I'm sorry the game. All righty
Time to gamble
Okay, if I see if we don't get the fifth fucking for tonight, I'm gonna be pleased
Yeah, me as well. We have to win we happen to win gambling
I have to see what's on the other side. Can you send in mice?
Let me see you some advice here you go boss
What for you miss to hot oh your names are hot what's your dad super secret spy?
All right, I bought it boys and water's fine. I bought it boys. I bought it
I have dragged because of the range.
Hey, can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you.
Fuck yeah.
Take it away.
I just wanted to show you something.
Come over here really quick.
Are you going to fuck me?
No, no, no, no, no.
You know, we got to show him the toilet where he
shoots through the tube and teleports to the casino.
OK, sounds good.
I just realized my beer is here.
My city just got hit at the door.
You have to excuse me.
Alright, I'll go fix Drac up.
Come here, Drac.
You have to excuse me.
You have to excuse me.
My city just hit.
It's a Monday.
I'm fine.
Okay.
I don't think so.
There's just that fright in here, Drac.
Okay.
I trust you in my life.
You're right.
One second.
Okay.
Now, yeah, I thought you said you were going to fuck me after.
No.
No.
No.
Oh my God.
Get down.
I get the hell out of here!
You wanna play that game with me up?
Yeah, Frank!
Hey, let's go get you changed up. Come on.
Alright.
Alright. Put your hat on.
You gotta click the one up top.
I can't, oh shit.
Put your this hat top right.
I can't, it's not open for me.
Oh here
Right look at top right
All right now, I'm good to go what do you see?
Oh you
Again, I'm sure doing it again
You found the two that gets you right to the casino
You know, conditonation, Drac!
I feel like you! I got no legs!
You're rolling around!
That's a little racist! That's a little racist!
That's a little racist! That's a little racist!
That's a little racist!
Put her back together, Miss Hodges!
It's time to whip somebody!
Drac is loud!
Was it a game?
Miss Hodges!
Yes? Is Drac loud?
Uh, I think we all might be a little loud.
Oh, you're good.
I think he sounds good to me.
Hmm.
Game is loud.
Well, I'll just turn you guys down.
There we go.
Perfect.
All right, let's go get them.
Hello, Mr. Zog.
What's your, what's your, what's the game plan today?
We'd on a blackjack hand with a value that less than 50.
We can do that easy.
We can do that easy.
Mm-hmm
I get the fucking car
Yeah, there look what I found look what I found outside
He said shit
Let's do the same no losses one ride all the way to the fifth one one try first try
I'm just gonna follow you guys. I got a good feeling about this
Look at all these baddies
Start with a thousand
We share money track don't do anything stupid
The other guy oh my god we won oh my god nice
Put it all on black yes peanut peanut we went over this
Let's do this.
Woo!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yep!
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Bunch leave!
Oh, OK.
Up on it, boys, up on it!
We're doing pretty good, boys.
Not first aid down in like two minutes.
Not a bad start.
I
Like you push time for this game. I got I want to talk to my bug leaders. Are you a push time?
No, I'm just like a ride. Oh, how do I switch it? Let me see on a push to talk. Is there a button for it?
I
Have a fucking change it didn't tell you the button it is for push the time it just says you can't do what's done
That's stupid
I found it I found it I found it I got it. Thank you, but I think it's a very it's me
I'm up. Good work out there boys. Good work out there.
Any guys here? We can eat you. We can eat you. We can eat you.
Bugs. Okay, cool. I'll push your talk as well.
No, honestly, push dogs got an age. I might shut it off.
What's 63? We got the coin. We got the coin.
That's why here let me teach you something. This is the best item in the whole game. Take a peep at that.
Take a peep at that.
Wow shiny.
Very shiny.
Drac, did you happen to read the description on it?
No.
Ah.
I think we anyone could have predicted that.
No, it's just a coin that has no value whatsoever. It means nothing. All right. Follow me, gang.
Follow me, gentlemen.
We also got the profit book as well, or is that overkill?
I think it's overkill for day two. I think day like two, one, two, three, we just kind
of rip it. I mean, you should not have that warped piece of shit.
That's too safe.
Did you buy it? Yeah, we bought it. We bought it.
Why do I look like a big flip?
Good dirt, Jim!
That's not what I'm talking about!
Alright, get serious boys, get serious, get serious!
It's no time for goofing around!
Where do we want to use the magic coin?
Greg, stop looking at me like that.
Right go stand in the fucking corner!
Hmm, oh my god, that's just wrong.
I mean, I think the wheel, right?
The wheel?
Yeah, perhaps we could.
We could use this.
What has the highest maximum?
That one's $400.
This one's $80.
this one's 240 dollars oh this one's 640 we can do this one all right y'all better
start throwing those dice okay what I do what I do you put the coin inside the
machine
We win!
My job, I was thinking the same thing.
Do you think this word should be alive?
Okay, I think so.
Burr baby, burr baby.
In the elevator.
Tita's devil win.
That's win.
They're so loud.
Oh, they're not!
I turned them up like 2% pal! 2%! What are you, 90 years old?
You started stimming with the low-ended noise and pieces my 2%?!
Hmm, you're bad at gamble? I just want two days in a row, you fool.
I'm the best gamer on infinite earth.
Alright, we have 38 tickets! Yeah, fuck that guy.
Oh
We also got this one
Round two
The coin and this bad boy.
We think he gets two months.
What if we get a time machine?
No, the time machine's garbage.
It goes back 60 seconds and reverts your winnings as well.
What does this mean?
Pays 33% of quota for each body part.
It shoots off.
I think it's like a mobile one of those.
I think I would assume, right?
Uh, yeah.
Okay, that's a cable.
All right, Mr. Shark, what you got for me?
Place a single bet of $850 or more.
Who could do that?
Who could do that?
It gives you money, not tickets when you use it to cook.
Oh wait, oh wait we're getting gang gang
Boys, I just found out from one of my buggin it is it's that same machine
But instead of giving you tickets it gives you money
Wait what machine
I know exactly what we do with that thing also, but we're not on level two. Sorry. Oh, well
Don't hear about
We have to use it we have to even if you don't take it out it goes away
We made a big mistake with drugs
All right, Jack hold this
Wait
You do it so great track you do it so good
Look look at this 1.7 K if we bet all in pick one of these and we're right
We wear we're a massive
We're gonna die there's
Rook it's Rook
Wait listen what is that what we want you to do is die right now right now right now?
It's hit left click when the ducks are like right here almost to the end okay?
Okay, mm-hmm. They use hold down left click until that thing in your head breaks
Okay
Okay, pick one mr. Hodge
You pick what I don't want the responsibility
Where's the blackjack?
No he's so black that they took it out there and they nerfed it so we were too powerful.
Oh my God, it's over.
No I got him!
Fine!
It's over!
Oh wait we have the max coin!
We have the max coin!
We have the max coin!
We have the max coin!
Wait, wait we have the max coin!
Look!
wait we have a max coin we have a max coin we got to put it back on her life
are you sure wait who are we been go see a garden well we would do it her life
mm-hmm let me our loft it is our loft it is
oh my god fuck I'm back to not black I'm back to that black
Great job!
That's 10, so don't worry hatch, I put it all up black, we're good to go!
Let me check the elevator.
Now let's go die.
Let's go die.
Let's go die, come on gang.
You know, I didn't want to win the first time anyway.
The first time never goes good. Everybody knows that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Everybody knows that.
Oh!
Darn it.
I'm gonna play the duck again.
Yeah, I think that game is red!
How did Olaf not win one fucking time?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
How are they so bad at this, buddy?
It's a casino!
EVERYONE'S GOT IT!
Except for that one guy on TikTok with a bunch of tattoos, I don't know that guy's story, but he seems to be bragging about gambling all the time.
Uh, mm...
mm...
You don't have to die.
I'm fairly certain the Lone Sark isn't a very forgiving man.
I don't think I can set up a 12% interest payment plan with the fella.
Hey, don't rush.
Now
Good to see you again
Bob hello, I love you. No, that's her. We don't is that her love
Her love
True peanut first. It's all I asked her love shoot hot spurs to shoot hot spurs
He can just fall back over on his back and kill the rest of us the same bullets
Honestly true. I'll get you an elevator
We'll get him next time we'll get him next time boys. That was just a warm up
That was but a beer warm up now. It is really time to get down to the nitty gritty
We suck
Why is that not even on the board?
I think he's put it to bed yet. I don't gamble. I just ran around the bank. Oh
oh my goodness wait he's right hodge this is the run-around and panic with
your friends game
I'm just in for the city.
It's like a real war.
All right, to the car.
That guy's even better. Yeah, I don't know why he's even bad.
Oh, Mr. Vincent, Mr. Clubspace, and Mr. Bobbitt,
but first of all, it's good. Bad, good. I'm bad.
Thank you, my boys. Appreciate you, brothers.
Appreciate you, my boys.
Gentlemen, I say we don't buy a single item first round.
What do you think I mean? I mean I say we come back to the spot. Anyways
Great, and I say that we all split up and I think we try and make as much money as possible
I think just getting to 1.2. We have to like double our money next round. I
Have a fly on your face. Oh, thank you. Please forget that boss. Thank you
You had your mother on your face
No, that's a good call.
We get a lot of money.
We ride it until nobody.
We lose it all.
Exactly, exactly.
I should be maxed out on the wheel immediately.
300 dollars back.
Oh.
Oh, let's go!
Nice.
Hey, hey, hey, yeah!
Go, there we go, good start.
Now we max bet on dice.
Oh, 100%, 100%.
You got that?
You got that?
Hey, judges, watch your body over there.
Hold up now.
Oh.
That's okay. That's okay. Don't know how to get out
Guys it's a blackjack bag. Really? Yeah, I just lost
Who are you?
Nobody nobody nobody nobody
He is six, Mr. Hutch.
He's getting six, we walk out of here,
pocket full of coins.
Ah.
Oh, one more time, one more time, we suck.
He is six, Mr. Hutch, he's right next time.
He shouldn't just let me have that money, Hutch!
I will you guys guys give to the happen it's actually backspent and double it over and over again until the win
Agreed. Oh my god the backspent's $50
We kind of lost a lot
No matter we're about to win it back right here right now
We double it on up
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. They're basically yeah.
Let's go die before I go die.
All right, let's see. It's time to die.
Come on, gang.
It's dying time.
Come on, everybody.
Come on in. The one is fine.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I would like to
offer a second suggestion
to your previous one.
You're stupid and we should have
GAH!
But we had the body we required
It's all Drax F*****g in
Am I stuck as in just like an oversized clip for the whole night?
Yeah, yes you are, yes, yes
We have the oversized clip mod
Accumated on Steam
If you rub me, I feel better.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Oh, hey! Wait, oh, I'm the only one that has money!
$70.
Color you gentlemen impressed?
Color you gentlemen impressed?
No.
I am the only one that made money for the team
It's what the team leader dies. All right, come on gang. I think I'm gonna get a knife
But at least what a hundred and twenty dollars on roulette and profit that's easy
We do that first 100% 100% we do that until we win
Hold on.
Cocoa guys, I already invited Cocoa. He didn't want to play a thing.
Oh, never mind. I invited Cocoa. I think it's about something else.
Whee! Oh, she forgot.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Wait for me. Wait for me. Wait for me.
Oh
That's right, absolutely gentlemen
Hearts where we dig it where we dig it
I think we need to leave, right?
Oh, we need one more, we need one more.
Get it, ride! Get it, ride!
Oh.
Oh.
Double it.
Double it.
Double it.
Time to die.
Don't worry, don't worry.
We'll just switch it to red.
That way we're guaranteed to win.
Now black.
there's no way it is right again
oh now we switch to black
Now we switch back to red.
It's an interesting betting strategy.
Now we switch to green.
Oh my gosh.
Would you red one more time?
Red one more time.
Double it.
Double it.
Double it.
WAAA!
Let it ride! Let it ride!
Oh my god.
Double it!
That's okay, that's okay!
No, we keep it up and we stay true.
True as the oceans do.
No police!
I got the one and the one!
Nice!
Perhaps I'm done there.
I feel like they were trying to say.
Congratulations guys, we beat day one of the game.
Good work.
I
Go enjoy messing up. Yeah, I can text Mr. Good. Go short. What do you play the gambling game?
There we go
We are playing right now. I I said the book quick message boys a quick message
Like that graph. Oh
Yeah, only one on the board, Mr. Jack
You see that respect you see that
Double it
That is how we do that is how we do that's for the ship and silly okay
level two that's what you think I say we still don't buy any power-ups we think
well let me see there the coin let's let's just get one coin it's cheap
just in case yeah
Oh, well you have first, Mr. Shardt.
Win with 10x on Scott Masseed.
We can do that!
Really? Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, it's easy. I dig, right?
But is 10x on Scott Masseed? Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds pretty easy.
No back.
We got with my bucket is have an idea. What if we just do a low bet over and over again to get 10x? Yeah
More than a bullshit
Now spend it wisely Mr. Track and it was a story with infinite riches
I'm not sure if you can see it.
We're literally gonna lose. Slot's giving you nothing.
What if we get a full screen?
Do you see the 10x with the tickets, Mr. Hot?
You don't need big money off the slot machines.
Oh, now I get a sign. I was locked in.
I understand. I understand.
Oh, I got it! I got it! I got it!
We're good. We're good imagine. This was max you idiot if we had been playing eighty five dollars
Betts we wouldn't have enough money to pay that one by now
Stupid bitch
I see we put one hundred dollar bet on earloft we take the winnings and we leave what do you think boys?
200 on her lock 200 on her lock come on
her lock come on come on
we have that coin still wait let me use it
yeah it's a quick see if we let me see
how to do it like let me see a coin
truck come here I'll show you box I want
you to put it this machine and put it
all on fucking her lock
Okay, how do I put it in the machine?
Hold them, click.
Now click or not?
Proof!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
It was always a-
No way!
Hey, yeah, yeah!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Guarantees the next level, you mother-
I knew Olaf was the right chicken for the job.
I got- oh, oh no.
I think drive should be the highest winner now.
I dig.
I
Think this hot sky is hindering
The basement of the game I'm just always carrying
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you that was a really good job pressing play out the wrong chicken is it all the time
Follow me gang
My day three I should at least take one either baby baby two items
We think
I see we do
this one we got by the way when you use the books it's only one guy so whoever
reads the books has got to do all the gambling what if we go book and tater and
we go all in on one if we hit we're up mad I want to sing well yeah but none of
these increase the luck it only increases the profit I'm lucky okay
That's right. Oh wait. Oh Coco's roll over wait wait don't do the Coco's ready to play
Fuck
Yeah, bitch
Let me get mr. Coconut
Here we go, mr. Coconut
Here's your coconut mr. Coconut
I don't see me by the way, is he got my severed?
Huh.
Let me see it.
Join that and then tell me when you join it.
I'll give you perms to join fever waiting room.
I would get Mr. Coco would get Mr. Coco.
Don't worry boys.
Don't worry.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Die!
Oh
Yo yo yo
Are you in here? How do you get in here? Oh?
Welcome in mr. Coconut welcome in
I got the game
Condolence
Very good
Good, I'm sipping on a pina colada right now. I feel fruity
Yeeeah!
Mr. and Coco, we just gotta gamble for a couple minutes
and then we can invite you, you can't invite me
when we're in the game, thingy.
Yeah, go on ahead, I'll wait.
Alright, you're back.
Alright boys!
One big back!
Where do you think we should hunt?
Relate, 50-50.
I read the book.
And then I'm gonna back to the bed.
Then we all in.
choose wisely choose wisely over your team
wait wait a hot job you have the luck book I need your press play press play
right there if you win this word they're green we're in the green voice
Double it.
Oh.
Oh.
It's a sign.
It's a sign.
It's a sign.
Wait, wait.
It's a sign.
Go ahead.
Oh wait.
Oh, it's because we got this.
It's because we got this.
Go ahead.
Oh my god.
oh let's go okay all right all right all right set it right set it right no oh my god
oh my god oh my god you got cheese in the bed by the way whatever you do that
Hold on. Hold your horses, boss. Hold your horses, boss.
Shit.
Let's... You still have the profit book. Let's do...
Do... $500 bench on this one.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
That was a dumb idea. We come over here, come over here.
Do... $500 bench on this... Oh.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, hit it. You push he hit it. Oh
That's really good
Let's go die
All right, we're gonna go now. It's all part of the plan. That's right. That's right
We'll get mr. Coco will come back and we'll win a billion dollars
Y'all do hot could read
Let's consume Mr. Farouk and Airlock's champion, SEMP.
My boy, I am still trying to save him for the later round, so it gets harder.
Not to be quite right, I think we should get at least two or three items on day two.
I do your deed.
Darn it.
A 5k lost.
Yeah, honestly, I don't know how he lost that.
Mr. Hotch, how do we lose that?
I might have to go.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I
Need the fourth be with you. Thank you. Good. Sure. Thank you. Good. Sure. Thank you. Good. Sure
Don't need like diversified the money spend it in different places
That's not seven K we had you not seven K I
Was the one put all the bets I had the profit book
I can't buy oh
I'm sure cinema
Okay, that's right. Let's see what's going on. Let's see what's going on. Yeah, yeah, Mr. Coconut
Mr. Coconut
Yeah, what up? Are you ready to gamble? I'm coming in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, let me shoot you quick get by key you go boss
Hmm
Where's the invite at
It's your day back coconut my name is coconut
We don't know it's not
Yes, it is my name is coconut
No, it's odd
My name is coconut
Don't wait. Oh, we couldn't add each other on steam the other day. Remember
Did we add each other on steam?
No, it kept giving us that error message, remember?
No, we did add each other on steam.
No, we added each other in awkwardness because we couldn't add each other on steam because
it was giving us the error message, remember?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, let me try adding you then.
Yeah, I'd be real quick.
I'm going to get your thingy.
Who's your number?
I gave you-
I
Just right here
Fail to send invitation, please retry yes, it's still gonna be the same error
Oh, hold on hold on cuz I had to reject people from my guy to reject people
Let me try adding you failed to send invitation, please retry for it. What is it?
Cuz you may know why Steve doesn't let us sit each other invites. I can sit invite to anyone else. There's not coconut
Oh, I think I think it's because we both have too many friend requests. Yeah, I don't think I have too many friends guys
Maybe it's me. Hold on. Let me let me decline a couple
There's a short
Okay, I don't it won't let me block it won't let me ignore friend requests
I can't ignore friend requests either. Yeah, you press the X button that says block user question mark
Block user. Yeah, and then you just can't do anything else mark and I can't block them. Yeah, I don't what the hell is this
Nice we have guys. Why can't I?
Ignore friend request if I
Incoming friend request. I can either accept it
Or I can hit X and if I hit X it says block user question mark if I had checkmark and just doesn't remove
Yeah, I got the same thing. I got my head double-axe doesn't
Do we wait? Should we try it?
Try what?
Hide.
We scroll down?
Scroll?
Ha ha ha!
Oh, that means I want to get rid of this guy.
Oh, scroll down.
You can ignore all friend requests.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm ignoring everything.
I do it multiple times.
No, no.
It's just a while.
It's a while.
It's a leap down mine.
Oh, no, you're right.
It's just a hundred at a time, I think.
Yeah.
Okay, you got to do it multiple times.
No, you don't.
I don't want to hit the rim.
Alright, do we, do we should do this invite now?
I still want to delete them.
Oh, it worked, it worked, it worked, it worked.
I was able to see the invite.
I just blocked it.
You got to send it again.
You're right.
You're thinking.
I could have been a spy.
Can Devon trust the first invite?
Alright, I accept it, I accept it.
Mmm.
Here you go, boss.
Please, please.
That's it my friend request is already filling back up perfect
I
Still don't see you I accepted you. Oh my god
You should be a friend request. Oh, no, I think I blocked you. I
Blocked you. Okay. Uh
How do I unblock you I?
Know when I type you think is it says you're already friends with this user. I think I think we're friends already
I don't see you on my friends though
I don't see you either.
What are you saying? Oh, I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you.
Alright, that's what's great.
I invite you. I invite you.
Do you see a boss?
Are you involved in this?
What?
Okay.
We see you?
No, never mind.
Oh my God, what?
I don't got an invite holy fucking shit dude why is this so hard I I I took some
my anger I'm gonna save you I'm gonna send you a regular message that should
pop up in the message chat are you I just said hello you see at the bottom
right oh I got it I got it I'm joining I'm joining I'm joining finally I'm in
Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh! What?!
Yes!
Take this out, Pussy!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You're lucky I had to hold down push duck. I'd be 10 tank better
Oh, wait, wait, wait, I gotta drop push duck. I can't play while I'm holding the push up button
Oh first one of five first one of five you spent all the money
Alright, alright.
Yeah, throw it in.
Get fucked, pussy.
Alright, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Get it, dude!
Pass the ball, pass the ball, peanut!
What?!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Got him, stole!
Oh shit, oh shit.
No fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
You bitch oh my god
I got track I got track come here you fucking pink quit
Stop!
Stop!
Why are you up all?
More up, more up.
More up, more up, more up, more up, more up.
My god.
Where's the ball?
Mr. Jack has it.
He's got the wrong way.
Oh, oh, yeah, are you?
No!
Oh
I take the ball from him you can't you can't you gotta get out of the air. Oh my I'm so weak
You go ahead you go ahead you go ahead what?
Oh
Son
Okay
You have this coming out you got this
Oh!
Oh what?
Go far, go far!
I got one again!
Touch me, touch me, touch me!
Oh no no no no no!
Get it, get it, get it!
Lay up!
Need to run, need to run!
Oh my god!
That is so good!
He's got a three-frope face!
He's got a three-frope face!
Oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot.
Go, go shoot it.
Shoot it, shoot it.
Shoot it.
Oh, no!
Fuck!
You what?
Jesus shit!
Right.
Oh
No
Oh my god
We're getting home
Oh shit! Oh my god the Broad James! The Broad James!
The Broad James! The Broad James!
That's a scam!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Uh, too easy! Too easy!
I think now would be a good time to let everybody know I played basketball in this game for two hours last night.
Dude!
You fucking Jesus I can shit!
Let's ride!
What?
You're so close to the bathroom that lets you go there instantly.
Of course!
Of course I'm in here!
Oh shit, it's like another world or what?
Yeah, not a world of shit!
I got him, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm going down.
I want to see my team.
Oh wait, I got a...
I got a...
Back on.
I
Alright, that's right every the casino. Oh shit. You got a nice car. Oh, it's nice
What do we take off as you as hot shoes in the car
How did my mask get coconut?
YEEEH!
How did they get coconut!
Hey, stop!
YEEEH!!!!!
That's when.
It's time to when.
Mmmm.
Oh my God.
To mute Discord P?
Oh my God.
Have I not been muted this whole time?
You don't accept both of them.
Nope.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
How could you go towards morsecede?
We all served money.
Man, we all should have-
Who the fuck got-
You fuckin' smell the casino.
I can smell it.
You guys smell that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Red mob piss and cigarettes.
Oh, this is fucking incredible.
This is what it's all about, boys.
This is what it's all about!
Come on, Arloff.
What?
Don't let me down now.
okay take one of the dice hit six okay you get pressed yeah and then you hold
two to throw it all right darn it okay okay come on
we got our money back it's all good Tina has already lost all the money i think
are we out of money boys i might be able and we're out of money
Wait what I didn't gamble yet
Go the high I'm gonna die coconut. Come on
Wait guys, what about my money?
We share money, Mr. Cuckoo. I'm money
We spent all your money we gambled it
All right, we need at least one item on the first round
I don't think we're good enough gamblers to do it without it
So what we got a we got to go back and work jobs. Yeah, we got you
So this is reactivator, like, RVs for four hours.
Watch, how do I grab somebody?
Ooh, drag!
Yeah.
Really let down the team, boss.
Really let down the team.
I didn't hear a single time.
Really let down the team.
What the fuck is this?
What is this, a rice farm?
They built us a pool and they wanted us to see if it's big enough when they add the water.
Uh, Felipe?
I forgot your name, but fuck you.
That's Erloth.
Get in later, Erloth.
I've seen this in good colors, my casino.
Yeah, we lost.
I
Grab somebody
Did they hit him with the bat and then you grab them?
What do I what do I click to to grab he
He ever
He's sorry guys, I lost a lot of money at the casino and then I'm wrong dad
Oh, let's get one item!
Why an item?
Just to be safe this time.
Oh, that coin!
Oh, that's nice!
I already got the coin!
We're safe!
We're good!
We have infinite money!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, I do nothing! I do nothing much!
Yeah! Fuck fuck yeah!
Yeah!
Time to gamble.
Time to gamble!
Locking.
How you doing, boss?
I got the magic coin.
With this coin, we will get one backspent and skedaddle.
What up guys? Can you guys hear me?
Through this. Bam. Watch this.
They can't.
Through this?
Nope.
Oh my god.
We're down. We're out here.
Oh, hold on. Hold on.
Oh!
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
Bam.
Bam.
Oh.
No we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine
No no, we're the boss, we're the boss, we're the boss
Yeah
We're the boss
Who, who not our guy, who not our guy
Yo guys, how do I put money down?
You know we need money to put money down
We
Thought lady luck was with me tonight
you know what we'll let coconut place all the vances next time yeah he
deserves it he's been pacing the way I don't like being the only one on the
graph sorry sorry guys I thought if I could just hit one hand you guys would
all say we love you be done you want to solve the money I'm gonna show you guys
how it's done they call me the Asian Rain Man that's what they call me but we
Me too, funny enough.
Me three, actually.
Ko-Dee-Gee-Wah.
Ooh.
Ko-Dee-Gee-Wah.
I say to the Blackjack dealer, as I hit a Blackjack,
walk away with $10 billion.
Then I tell Wardbuffin to suck me.
He probably likes that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
Good morning. Good morning everybody. It's a great day for gambling
I'm gonna be called fucking billionaires
Oh, oh
Coconut has that yacht on him
Let's get the coin you the coin
Oh
That's not very kind sir
See the safe word
You only need your mouth.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I need a body.
Oh it's gonna get seen out.
Come here.
That was entirely unmanusurred.
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Oh my goodness.
Moken up!
Don't ever talk to me again, you block!
So where the hell is going on in here? We're ready to go!
It's like the prom night!
Oh my god, a bunch of smoke holes!
That's right!
Alright fellas!
Power Rangers!
What's happened to me up?
Guys!
Guys!
What?
What's happening here?
the magic drag where to go and he will tell us he's like you should drag all
where do we put the magic coin in my dad you ain't got no legs I'm like yeah
Yeah, okay.
Put it, roulette, roulette, roulette, roulette, roulette.
Roulette?
Alright, come back.
Do your magic.
Okay, here we go.
You want to click one of these things up here?
Uh-huh.
You want to click right up black or something, alright?
On black, on black.
Always black.
Show me the money, show me the money.
Yeah, here we go.
Hey, yeah, let's leave.
Let's play Blackjack.
We only want, we only want, we're good.
We have 1.2k.
Let's play Blackjack.
We only want the money, we already have the money.
We only want the budget, we only want the budget, we only want the budget.
No, no, we already won Coco, come on.
There is the budget, we're good.
We already won.
You stopped playing catch me.
We need to get a wheelchair or a drive, I guess that can't move.
Coco, if you roll my head I squirt.
Hold right!
You ain't gonna be there, you ready?
Are you doing it?
Hold right!
Get the car!
Everybody in the car right now!
I'm coming.
I have to see where it's on level five.
I'm fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck!
Now I'm just in for the silly.
We're doing good. We passed day one, boys. We passed day one.
Finally.
I just drink one out for good luck on day two.
It's time to win.
Time to win.
Mm-hmm. How about my body back?
If cookin' at 180 dollars, how'd we get out with the other CC dollars?
Oh, we only get 1.7K, that's easy!
Oh, it's gimme my money back now!
Get the coin!
I can do...
I already got the coin, guys! We're gonna go!
That's already got the coin!
Oh, god.
No, we're gonna go, we're gonna go win four games in a row on Blackjack.
That's easy.
That's easy.
Don't coconut, you have to go with your gut. Basic strategy loses all your money.
That's not true, Peanut.
That's true, that's true. You have to go with what the ether is telling you.
I'm Asian and it's not.
Congratulations.
I know how to count cards as well. 10 jack, queen, ace is negative one.
five six seven eight two three four five six is a plus one give me that coin
pushy give me the coin you actually know how to count I don't account cards
guys
Oh
Hold on now there partner hold on now there partner hold on now there partner
Hold on now there partner. It would be wise to leave while we're up
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Actually, he's right.
We need to play minimum betcha with four to roll.
He's right, he's right, he's right, he's right.
50, 100, 200, 400.
That's a stay, that's a stay.
Nine, 14.
That's our basic strategy, take it out, bitch.
Let me see how you, let me see how you, let me see how you,
let me see how you, let me see how you, let me see how you,
let me see how you, let me see how you,
you see this? My gut says, stand.
Monty!
Oh, did you just call me?
No, no, no, that's what you call...
That's what the Asian were, you see that?
Yeah, that's what the Asian were, they used to paint it with monkeys.
Monkey, monkey, monkey!
Oh, Charlie, oh!
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Nah, you hit that thing, that's it, now you stay.
19, 23.
Oh my god, oh my god.
talking about that's what I'm talking about
monkey yes we'll take it we'll take it
what's this
what is it break our streak or does it break out to get this we're gonna show
up one more we saw one more you said one more row 17 oh do we do do you hit it
No, the book says no, but what do you feel, Pnut?
I feel that wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That was that purple guy with the goatee hair.
We'll beat his ass later.
We'll find him on the outside of the cashew and we'll kill him.
All right, okay, there's one there.
There's one there.
There's one there.
There's one.
There's one.
There's one.
There's one.
There's one.
Oh.
I only do it for the win points, we already need two bars.
garnet
Yeah, but at least we at least at least we're not dead
At least we did die
this year
What's your name?
What's your job?
There
Like that?
Yeah.
What's up boys?
Pay back, Jack, Buzzy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.
Fucking about the roof of the car.
Give me a turn.
Yeah you have your turn.
People need to see this you fucking pussy.
Wait, wait, wait, before you start I just-
Wait, whew.
All right, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop on the bus, stop on the bus.
Aaaaah!
No, no, I want to give a hot shit turn, let's give a hot shit turn.
I- I'm- I'm still still still still I'm still still I'm- I'm still still still I'm-
OOOOOOH!
Oh my god, a...
OOOOOH!
Guys!
Oh!
Fuck him! Fuck him!
Errr, You know what my uncle used to say, you had a man to yell at me.
Let's run!
Let's run!
Hi boys, here we go!
For this we've got all night, it's time to get to the fifth floor.
This is our time, this is our moment!
Guys, I have bad news.
What?
I caught feelings.
Blocked, I like this.
Ticktock, AOL, MSN, Skype, Ryder, Ticktock, Ticktock.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
18 dakin' cowboys.
Here we go, let's ride.
18 dickin cowboys that ram ranch
Oh, we got the good one, we got the good one
Go, go, go
Oh fuck I'm getting fucked
Shit, I'm getting fucked
Let me have a turn, let me have a turn, let me have a turn
Let me have a turn, let me have a turn
Fuck fuck
And we'll fuck you on the roof of this car like an 80's movie
Oh fuck
Ahhhh
Fuck a truck, fuck a truck, fuck a truck
I can't believe you're a truck
You're trash, you're trash, I don't want you anymore
Whquee
That's a stupid whore deer
Fuck
Oh
Thank you, mr. Hodge, thank you for showing me the top of my life
This is the furthest we've been all my boys. Come on. We got lucky. We got a log head
We just need one for blackjack games around that's it. That's the challenge
We got to hit the body quarter hit four black jacks in the hand boom we win.
I want to go to a casino so bad right now where you hold that don't use it as yet.
Okay, okay, I know you know you know you know we should we snooze shout with earloft, and then I stopped I stopped holding
You can take a good thing and good thing and okay hold on like wait till he's like right here. All right
Come on
Wait wait wait wait wait.
OH NO NOOOOO!
Did we Why?
Oh no no.
No no no.
COME ON ERTO! COME ON!
You waved around fucking fan or something?
NO OMAGone.
Erano!
OMAGone.
Erano.
Auto-Rex!
Erano!
guys guys you see guys you see hold up guys guys we have a hundred ninety
dollars I'm not going back in the pool to be shot you have to actually block in
right here for real disease for real disease this is what we did where you'll
play blackjack we're gonna get our money back to a thousand and then from
there we soar hey how do I change my parents guys watch this double boom
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god
But you one word two ninety eight
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I got ya.
Hit again. Hit again. It's soft. It's soft.
Oh my god.
One more time.
Let's go!
Oh!
I'm gonna get you!
Wait, if we win one more game of Blackjack, we get the tickets.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They got it, right?
No!
Let it go back!
Let it go back!
Fuck it up!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck you!
You're coconut! We're not lucky! We still have the money we need!
Yeah, I don't know where we're at. We're half way there. We have two minutes.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I say we put it all on black. What do you guys think?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No
We got him! We got him! We got him!
Human human human human...
We can't! We can't fucking die!
We can't fucking die!
We can't...
Human human human...
OOH
No! No! No!
Fucking god damn...
Fucking about...
He's killing someone!
No, we're not gonna die!
Oh my god, oh my god!
We can't lose!
We got him! We got him! We got him!
$500!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good work, boy!
Good work!
Good work, peanut!
Dude, what a save!
Beat the beat!
Fuck yeah!
We are so hot. The tables are hot right now, boys.
The tables are hot.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, Mr. Hodge,
I think the next move is we create that same feeling with Drums for the rest of our lives.
Yes.
The master plan.
The master plan.
That's good cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Alright, come on boys! Hard to hit the slash.
Ooh, I got the lucky coin, I got the lucky coin!
No, that was stupid.
Gotta take some photos of all of us.
Hey, Draco, come over here.
Let me use the camera.
Cheese.
Can't see us guys.
Come here, Hodge. Take the camera.
I need you to get picked up your pussy peeking out of your 45 degree angle and barely peeking through
Shit, I already forgot the whole line. Wait, what is it again?
What?
I forgot
I need you to get picked up your pussy barely peeking through with your panties pulled to the side of the 45 degree angle
Thanks
What's that?
I'll get the red item. We're gambling with the gambling. Let's ride!
Stop on it, boys! The water's fine!
Alright, couple legs of tickets, couple legs of tickets, almost no sacrifice at all.
Come on, Coconut.
I'm ready, boss.
Let's go.
Hit two for me, Coconut.
Hit two for me.
Hit two of my cock.
And it took my cock
$500 I'm going for a 5x
Peanut
You know remember how long it took us in here. It's been an hour and 40
150 150 what are you shooting for my office you already cashed out at 1.3
what are you doing I got scared yeah you go to five
I
Be sure I do it you go to five
You know, this is all the game
He doesn't new game come on new game
Oh
This one fucks you I don't know if we should play this one boys
Which clinical
Hey guys
Pick up the peak with man
Okay, okay, okay
This is over under
You can't fucking shot
Put $85 on under
Alright, where's the money?
Hold on, let's go!
I want 600 bucks, boys!
Yeah, dude.
There we go, that's under.
Nice, nice, nice.
Alright, bring me to another game now.
Okay.
I lost 600 bucks.
What's this? This is...
Oh yeah, hold up.
200?
I can't see the car. You gotta tell me the car.
Put them on the table. Put them on the table.
7-2 gets a 10. Yeah, you can put me on the table.
Alright, stand this. I can't click the button. Stand.
If you can, if you can.
Oh, let go!
Yeah, yeah.
There we go. I'm gonna double that up.
I'm gonna double that up.
Oh, guys, it's not looking good, boys.
Have you got it, first boss?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I forgot about the random one.
Go on now.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Guys, guys, I used the random item,
and I got the best item of the game.
And what's going on?
No, you didn't.
OK.
I got the permit.
I'll launch it.
I got the permit.
I'll launch it.
What's happening?
I was doing all the blind check.
You guys just need to do this plan.
This is the plan.
You guys both hit black tech heads as fast as you can
while I hold this in the middle.
Ready?
Three.
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max,
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max.
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on, let's- I'll leave!
What kind of casino is this? They need a wheelchair for me, what is this?
We can sue him for all their money, that would be guaranteed!
Yeah!
Yeah, discrimination of whatever they said.
He's jacked for me.
They give Coco his body back.
Guys, we actually cookin'. We are actually cookin'.
Day 5, we actually locked in. I am not going back to the start. I am not going back.
Oh, Mr. Secret Spy.
Oh my. Mr. Secret Spy, you did quite well on there, boss.
Hey, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.
Oh
Yeah, my swim point 2k that's something
cheap
She who she's work that just means we're doing what that just means we're doing
Is this the furthest you guys have gotten bro?
We got six point four K right now. No, we got we know we um, we've been to level three
That's like thousands of blue rangers!
Oh, he said, don't even get me started on the Big Mac conversion rate.
Oh my god, it's like hundreds of massive Big Macs!
Yes, it is, yes, it is!
Oh yeah, guys, we have the best two irons. No way we lose.
We've got the best two irons, boys. Literally zero chance we lose.
Especially if we have Pico. If we have Pico, boys, guaranteed win.
Oh, I love Franco.
I fuckin' love Franco.
What is what's doing?
Is he stupid?
I think it's not...
I have to go to the airport soon!
Watch it, the fucking car!
Where you going, Brad?
I have to bring these weapons along.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Brick rock
Come on, come on, come on
Boys we got a double up. We got a nice and easy boys. I'm back. We're back
back in town boys are back in town
Yeah, Pico. Oh my god
We know this isn't minesbots, mines have the thing where you can change the number of
mines.
This is that diamond one that you see Mr. umm, the S.U.C. use.
How does this work?
So now you press play and then how many diamonds are on the doozy?
That's how much money you get.
Ohhhh.
That's pretty fucking hard.
Keen-O!
Oh, Keen-O's awesome. Put it on 10-11-12.
That's my number. 10-11-12.
Easy!
We have... Wait, what if I just choose Y?
I need more chance. You get way too many numbers.
It's like super rare. I need three numbers.
Nice. You got two. Three.
Oh!
God! God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, nice, nice.
I'm on a door bed!
Oh
Yeah, I'm not waiting to anybody
We should all my body
Is there any blackjack? Wait, I'm gonna 1.8k on red.
Go on, block, block.
Blackjack!
Is that stopping me from losing? Is that actually how it's working?
Oh, let go!
Eh, yeah!
Perhaps another spade?
Wait, am I actually getting stopped for losing?
I don't know if this is working out.
Oh my god! I switched my bed to red. This is bullshit.
Are you kidding me?
I'm maintaining but I think you know I'm just losing.
I just lost a lot. I just, I just hit a lot. I just fucked up hard.
I've lost like ten in a row! I mean none of it's counted because I haven't had this thingy but I've lost like ten in a row.
What? How do you lose ten bullets in a row?
That's actually back to black.
That's your issue. You gotta always go black.
They told ya. Told ya.
You gotta always do black peanut.
Here, double it up. It's okay.
I'm about to freak out. I'm about to freak out!
Let's do some number. What's your birthday? What's your birthday?
Mmm...
January 8th?
Ok, do you mind? Put 15 into...
4200 BC.
Wait, who's 5th? Who's 5th?
I'm so in normal times that'd be January 18th.
Mm-hmm. Who's 5th?
Do we do multiple numbers? We can, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, hold on, what's the-
That's your 18 seconds only fucking shit we're gonna lose! Oh my God!
everybody bad everybody bad everybody bad right now everybody just bad fucking bad everybody
Oh
Guys wait, what happened he large bars you make enough money bars
I don't want to fucking die!
I don't want to die either!
I want to get buried in a Christfield!
Guys, guys, we have to play smart!
We gotta use all the money you lost, Pino, you lost 14!
You lost more than all of us!
The only one that went positive!
Charlie Pog.
Fucking fuck, fuck, fuck, Pino!
I was feeling lucky boss your family disappointed. I do not want to disappoint my father who?
The leap is shoot the cash first
The leap a shoot the overgrown
Clutterists sitting at the bottom of that transfer to power. All right. He's the ugly one if you wrote me you get three whistles
What about I get tired of fucking I like this. Oh my goodness boys
We have to dock in for real. We have to lock it into my all the items. No tickets. No tickets will be saved
I don't think it will be saved.
No, take it.
It will be saved.
Oh.
Darn it.
Darn it.
Hmm.
Peanut has a gambling problem.
I think so.
I think so. I also like hitting the slot machines in the blackjack table too.
Mr.
was just saying for that.
Who is not hitting?
Who is not hitting?
It's not any
All right boys, all right, that was good war up it outside to get down to the degree now
It is time to get down to the degree boys. That was a good warm up
Come on
Go away. Let's get night. Let's get night. I've got this bad boy and this bad boy
Hey, don't call it a comeback. We're gonna come back. Then I'm gonna come on your back
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Get over here!
I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come!
I'm gonna fucking come!
Your penis is so fucking dirty!
Oh my god, let's ride!
I'm just making eye!
Now let's ride!
Butch, I'm missing an eye!
I'm even doing an intro for this one! That's how serious I am!
What?
I'm just-
Let's...
RIDE!
You
I
What what's going on I got a book I got a book I got a book I got we always you okay wait hold up wait
Wait, who wants to do all the gambling whoever does all the game, but I speak that block
I can't read.
Good point, good point.
Now we ride.
Okay, how does it, how does it work?
One bad, and we get out.
One bad.
Stop the flyer.
Yeah, and shock control.
Disapprent, disapprent.
Wait, wait, wait.
Could be that thing, could be that thing.
Could be that thing.
I could roll to get our money back.
Oh, let's go!
Oh, yeah!
Nice!
Let's go again.
Let's go again.
Blackjack, your favorite game, huh?
You guys, give him ten dollars.
No? What do you like?
What do you like?
Show me what you like.
I don't think we can bend anywhere.
I don't think the minimum...
He's already in the elevator.
He's not talking. He's ready to go home.
Wait, wait, wait. I'll put all the numbers.
Do it, do it.
I think we just launched.
I think...
I think it's over.
I think we launched.
come on boys nothing's no there's no minimum that's ten dollars oh we're one
of those rich casinos mmm-hmm these corporate fucking piece of shit
casinos are fucking stealing money and kicking out the middle class they
I should be fucking ashamed of this guy.
It's not a place to run here.
Ah!
Now we ride.
Guys, we have to lock in. We have to lock in. This is unacceptable.
We are the best gamblers on the west coast.
We can do this easy.
In the east coast.
Boys, I wish you the best. I'm done.
I got to report.
port I'll get I'll get back on it if I come back and you guys are so on why you
go to the airport I drag why why you go to the in wait before you go to the
airport can we cut your body into pieces and we have tons of tickets
sure okay okay I game just crashed oh I just like I said she's gonna cast it
where you going drag where you going that I where you going told my mom I
I'll pick up an A.L. Polo. She just landed.
Oh, the airport, dude?
Are you picking up the bomb with the airport?
Dude, that's the bomb.
That's the bomb.
Seeing your mom is always great.
You're the family reunion.
The bomb is nuts.
Dude, I'm saying that the bomb at the airport.
What?
What did he say?
What did he say?
The bomb at the airport is crazy.
Dude, that's going to be an explosive experience.
Let me tell ya.
Let me tell ya.
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
You know what a finger in your ass by the airport security.
I'll tell you that.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
What do you have, Jack? What do you have?
What do you have?
We're dragged out.
He went to the airport, he told you.
We were gonna cut his body up for more money.
Well, what are you gonna do?
We wish I had...
You gotta invite me back, P.
Oh, I gained crash.
Stop. He went non-vocal.
He lost all the money gotta got it wait we look so cute
Now I just invited hutch back
That's a G my boss hutch the hunches game crashed
I was just here with me now
Sorry about that everybody. I'm back. I that's okay boss. I already bought the thing
Explain this game to me you gamble at that dead you lose and die
Pretty complex magical
Imagine a bro doing this in real life telling that you got a gamble
Is he a dremel and I if you don't die
All right, come on boys
Well, honestly, if this was real life, I would just sell the magical talisman for like a trillion dollars.
Well, I would just rob people.
That's true, that's true too.
You get a 7 or an 11 on your first roll on speedcraft.
That's easy!
Now you see the role of one boss.
You need role of one boss.
I'm gonna shake it
Oh my god we got it!
I actually just want to. I actually just think they're loving. I actually just want to.
Holy shit! Wait, let's go home.
We'll have the money to set mines. We got one more.
We got one more. We got one more.
Now pick this one up, you pick the other desk. Shake it up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Oh, oh that's a good it's gonna be a hard roll
I have a better idea boys follow me
The wheel
One hundred dollars about the wheel that we're out of here
Huh?
Okay, now we just double the back.
Two hundred guys.
All this strategy.
That's okay, that's okay, now we just
quadruple the back.
Mardingale.
Let's go, come on, let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Huh.
That took you, that we just quib-tiple the bed!
If we can't lose four in a row...
No way!
The science is more than ice!
Oh! Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, you fucking piece of shit!
Guys, what a hundred dollar bed on our lot!
I'm telling you, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, a hundred percent!
Oh my god, we are so fucked.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Double that, hush, double that.
You stood on 11, huh?
What? What?
You just stood on 11.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
You just stood on 11.
Are we going to die again?
Absolutely not.
Let me handle this boys. Let me handle this. I know how to get this back.
Oh my god.
Guys wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Do we have a coin? Do we have more coins?
Oh, well you should have used that earlier.
Absolute cinema.
Absolutely seven.
Alright, we're off.
No matter.
No matter.
What are you going to do?
I'm telling you, this is the new plan.
We spin all of our tickets.
We come in each game at zero tickets.
Use all of our items.
No regular gambling. What do you think?
What do you think, boss?
Ooh, that does not look good.
That does not look good.
That does not look good.
I need the hole.
Come on in, come on in, the water's fine.
Yeah, you're a monster.
Alright, alright.
Alright, it's time to lock in.
It's time to get serious no more goofball around coconut. I see you over there. I see over there grinning
Do boot goofing?
You're the reason we keep losing
having a serious
I
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll try harder. That's okay. That's okay. Lucky. I forgive you
It's okay
Okay, all right, this is what we're gonna do we're gonna put this right here
It's right here and this, and we're gonna give all of these, oh wait, we're gonna give all of these to coconut and he's gonna gamble everything. No one but coconut gamblers.
That's a lot of pressure. I do get it, but I don't under pressure.
Paulie says, do I waste ancient lives to find my children?
We should play one game, we should play one game, we should fucking kick off this book and read it.
Okay I'm ready to get it.
Let's click, I know you have this book and read it.
I'm ready to get it.
I'm ready to get it.
I'm ready to get it.
I'm ready to get it.
just all the money okay okay
there's a lot of options please make some money what does your heart tell you
Blackjack, where's the blackjack table?
There is no blackjack table!
Fuck! Crap!
Take a dice, P!
Bye bye, John!
How?
oh yeah yeah we're master gamblers
wait hold on wait what about our challenge
guys oh shit we got to go back in
we're gonna go back in
who's do the same method same method
all over again what is a dice thing
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Come on in, bud, come on in, bud!
Now we're master gamblers. Too easy.
For the fucking by this whole casino by the time we're done!
By the time we're done, we'll own the casino!
And they'll be dying in a ditch from us, dying in the sun!
CEO, CFO, COO!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
C.O.O. Good name it.
Exaclary.
Exaclary.
Oh yeah, that's the type of graph we like to see boys.
That is the type of graph we like to see.
That's that Wall Street shit.
Whoa, the fuck that is?
Yeah, stocks and bonds, stocks and bonds.
Stock, yeah.
Jesus.
But never gives it only lends
By game crashed again. Oh, that's why we give ice we give ice. Yeah, we're not the in the casita
It's a brand new game our characters are like nine polygons and the rest of the map is another 15
All right, you playing on a Nintendo DS my chance
a fuck is a polygon only he came right now shit a polygon coconut isn't that's
that shape that has force god coconut is a shape that shut the hell urges
jealous of my superior internet you are you are jealous you are jealous
Where's Hunter? Where'd he go? Hunter's game crashed. I gotta see him another night.
We'll get this one.
And...
Wait, look. Capture a winning player for extra profit. This is pretty good, no?
No, I'm not. No.
Why not?
We are going to lose your last win.
Dude, that might be big. Devil's Room might be big.
big. We do it at $1,500 when we triple it with that. Our last win.
Spin for a chance to recruit your last class.
Watch out, I see a bug. I see a bug.
Oh, someone's calling. I'm ringing.
Mr. Hodge?
Hello?
Mr. Hodge?
It's time to game a hunch.
Where'd the hutch go?
Hmm.
You reset the items outside of the trailer.
Let's just play it on a Dell 540 laptop.
Oh, I see you.
Did you see it, boss?
My computer crashed.
I am on my way.
Hey, no worries.
This is a pretty stressful game for your CPU.
Yeah, I mean the details in this game. I I honestly sometimes forget this isn't real life
Hold on one second
I just got beaded noodles, gentlemen.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, you like noodles?
Are you saying?
You like noodles.
You gotta try some, uh, I gotta put you on some Asian noodles.
Yeah, no, thanks.
I'm gonna open you up, peanut.
You're gonna eat it.
You're gonna eat it.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, you like noodles?
Are you saying?
Open you up peanut, just you wait.
I'm like your condom to the Asian world.
No worry, soon enough you'll be eating K-barbeque.
Thanks for being my condom to the Asian world,
I appreciate that.
I've always wanted a condom to the Asian world.
I'm cool with the Asian people, peanut,
because I'm Asian.
Wow.
I got you, man.
Wow, pretty exclusive club.
I got your back.
Jeez, thanks, Gogan, I appreciate that.
I appreciate it.
What's top three Asian food?
I need another bite.
uh...
i i actually don't really know
i can't get a good idea
all right what is it
is your seat
i think you might have to take a break
i think you might have to take a break
not let me join you
Let me tell you what we're done. Let me tell you what we're done. Let me tell you what we're done.
What we're done.
I- I did you do anything, boss?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it says...
Meow!
...you should not see it, but it's not letting me click on it to play.
We're trying to make you do the game now.
You crashed again. Why is this game cube crashing?
You game crashed?
Yeah.
I'm going to go to a quick PP. You restart your game and then we'll make your game, boss.
All right. I'm going to eat my meat and do my PP.
Coconut, can you do a little dance for my Bungalow?
It is what I've gotten.
Yeah, I'll dance for it.
But thank you.
Thank you.
Check out these moves, Bungalow.
Thank you, thank you.
Check out these moves, guys.
I'll accept two three subs to write your name on the board.
I'll write your name on the board.
It's $200 a message beyond Snapchat.
You like what you see?
Yeah
I'm gonna keep this up all night and then I'm gonna jump in a hot tub and then after that
I'm I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life
Yeah!
Two or three, stop!
Yeah!
Mega Man with a 500 dicks!
Thank you!
I'm gonna write your name in pink!
If you actually do this, you are a fucking loser and you always will be a loser.
Go outside.
Alright, go off.
Thanks for getting jiggy with it, boss.
Hey, no problem, peanut.
Come on, let's go to the casino, man.
Thanks for hitting the speeds for my regulators.
And let me tell you, pissing, oh, wait, hold on.
Pissing while eating meat noodles might be the move.
Dude.
It might be the new craze.
You ever tried drinking in the shower
with an ice cold beer while you're pissing?
Fucking absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Let's see if I get this fat person in the game.
Mr. Hudge, how are things going there for you, Mott?
Mr. Hudge?
I am ready for another invite, Orfebore.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There you go, Mott.
You see that one?
I don't.
What the hell is going on?
Hmm
Did you did you just start appearing offline? No, but I'll appear online. I'm online. Yeah, you're online for me
You see if I know I can join. Oh, there we go. There we go
So think if it's not that's why they pay you the big bucks
Jolly with all the money. Are we so good? Okay? We're so good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm meaning
I hope computer crashed
come here come here does this
try to make my ass look fat or no see
let me see look in the mirror does that
make my ass look fat oh all right
I will finish so I don't still think I see no come on
I'm just trying to dress up to impress me
I'm working it hard
Yeah you're a beautiful pop of a beauty
You look beautiful tonight coconut you look beautiful
You just fucking say that cuz that fucking bitch worked at you
You are
You don't look a pound over four hundred
Now that's right. Oh, thank you
I don't know what to say.
That's better black.
Oh let go!
You're gonna run, you're gonna run!
420 total back 2.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, if you can't lure a sight of the buster plan.
Let's go get our items.
Figure this out logically.
Oh, take em all, take em all.
Oh, wait, I'll, I'll-
Oh, wait, wait, we can triple, we can triple the last win!
Can we grab that taser?
Yeah, and taser you?
No, no, no, don't tas be.
Taze.
Taze this right here.
Hey, who bought the fucking taser?
I bought the taser.
I would've brought the pocket, I'd've brought the trunk.
I didn't buy it, did you buy something random?
I- oh wait, oh yeah, it was for the random thing.
Alright, go ahead and put it in, Mars.
How do I put it in?
Just hold that click right here on this black screen.
Oh yeah.
Good work.
Are you doing a match, man?
Now when you have 500...
Yeah, yeah.
Nice, man, nice, baby.
And hold on, hold on, wait, there we hit this bad boy.
Yeah, and you over- yup.
Now you're taking game stress.
Oh my god!
Let's go.
Let's leave.
Huge place.
Magic place.
Magic place.
Which I tell you we're going all the way to the fifth floor.
We are not losing this time.
This is the one.
I guarantee it.
I'm doing good today.
It's the best.
There's nothing like winning a casino night with the boys.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm doing good today. That's the best. There's nothing like winning a casino night with the boys.
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Little bit of beef doodles.
I know the next step of the operation.
Now we ride. Now we ride.
Hello.
Um...
Mr. Coconut, should we get this bad boy again, you think?
Yeah, that was bad. It's pretty weird. We just get that all the time.
We might be going to a match when...
I'll give you some rants.
Rolls back time, DeCris lost them out.
You can take it on profit. What's the ticket?
I'll give you some rants.
I'll give you some rants.
Ticket on profit. What's the ticket?
That's- that's these things.
Honestly, I think we have enough items. Are you good? Let's save our tickets.
Places single bet of 1.6k or 4.
We can do that. That's easy.
Bit of beef noodles.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
All right
Who's the next step of the
Oh, let's get out of here boys. I'm trying to try to
No, we'll rub it till it explodes
Okay, all right, only one of us can gamble this time because we got the book you want that you want to do that hunch with daughters
Of course I go ahead boss. Go ahead boss. I
Mean drink here you drink that
and read that and then I'll carry this for you.
Hey, do you got it, sir?
What game beats your interest, boss?
Oh, get here, man.
Oh, whoa, there, lassie, whoa!
Let's take it easy, mods.
Alright, go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, whoa, whoa, so, so you rolled there, Nelly.
I think 680 is the reason for the mount.
Go ahead, mods.
Blackjack.
Absolute Zimmer.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's get one more time one more time. No way to lose three times in a row
Good
You know my my game crashed again, I don't really know what's happening. Oh
You're changing colors boss you feel it okay
Oh shit!
We're boss go.
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out!
We'll have to wait in Hunter's stand.
and hunt your stand!
Oh my god!
My god!
Hey guys, our money is going down!
I'm gonna win this and then hit this bad boy and we're back up. Okay. Yeah. Yes
That's a double. That's a double.
Okay. Okay.
We got a hit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Our late sense. Our late sense.
We maxed, we maxed back.
And then we hit that one down.
That's all he did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes!
We hit this.
We hit this.
We hit this.
We hit this.
Go go go go, hit it hit it hit it.
GAAAAAAAGH!
GAAAAAAGH!
ORAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAAGH!
Don't look at us, we got one bit, we still have a quarter yet boss.
What are we doing?
Black dagger!
Yup!
One more, we're good, one more, we're in the green, you ready?
Yeah, good, good.
Yeah, throw a two or three right here, 18, stand up, monkey!
That's fine, we'll just double up, yeah?
Yeah, double it up, martingale system, that's the way to go, yeah?
That's easy.
Double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that, double that!
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
All right!
Let's go, let's get out of here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I don't know if you've noticed, but Balus Hunch is gone.
No!
What are you doing?
Hey, sir.
How you doing, Hunch?
How you doing, Balch?
My game crashed again. I launched it on a lower performance. So hopefully now I can play
Have you you want to verify the bottom plate?
I'm gonna try one more time. If it doesn't work. I'll verify
We won boss. We won
nice
We need a maximum of like that for 1.9k and doubled and won it. Oh
My gosh, invite me back. I need back in there. I need to get to that last floor
Oh, don't worry, it's a crash.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Gabe is so boring.
Wah!
Wah!
College cable.
Hmm.
What does this mean? Quota? The gun?
So you know how you cut off your body parts of that thing over there?
Yeah.
I think it's the same thing as that, but instead of tickets you give Baldy.
So we shoot the place up and it gives us money?
Yeah!
What's your frigate?
We shoot each other and it gives us money.
Maybe it's the people inside by it.
I gotta see.
We need every little bit that we can. We need to use all of our tickets.
I think I'm just right. I think I'm just right.
One day four. This is big.
Hmm.
Angel real?
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's delicious.
I'll be bringing the gun. We shoot up the place and we win.
Okay, let's ride.
Yeah, everyone says you would hot-kiss in the corner. Can you confirm up, of course
I wear
That's right, oh let's run
I
Write the big boy casino now what I do we're using we stack any items
We're gonna go blackjack. I'm gonna prevent losses and you guys are gonna slam that shit. Okay. Okay
I'm not yet, I'm not yet on my hair.
I'm not yet, I'm not yet on my hair.
I'm not yet, I'm not yet on my hair.
Dylan Danes paid me $50 and said ignore me all you want.
I'm literally the reason the stream has a pulse.
Your falloff needs a documentary and the chat writing along with it is even worse.
Conor McGregor made you in your
he's your fucking daddy little Dennis
No one knows who you are
No one can even name the sport that you play
Get somewhere to fall from bitch
Get somewhere to fall from pussy
Now let's win
Let's win
Do we have any soundings?
Oh
Guys we have we have the dough lost husband. Oh, no, that's your that's a spin one. It's a spin one
I'm running this one. Oh, yeah
If you use it on Plink out we get a guaranteed win
Right, oh, we go use people we go speak. Oh, it's gonna take this we did this
Okay
Are we okay?
We just got 11 thousand dollars for that.
Wait, we got 13 thousand for that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We made it to the last level.
You don't understand your money.
We won't be able to play the game
because we can't put it back together.
I'm shuffling us.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't think I can walk again.
Well, we made it to the next level, P.
Back to the elevator.
That's also actually not true either.
Hey, we're at 14K.
Look at the top right.
The game rounds it.
I left the game last night
when I had the same amount
as what it says you needed and we died.
I ain't got no legs, we did it bad.
So here's the plan.
Hutch, you ready for this?
You read this book.
You read that book.
You read that book.
I read the book, you grab the talisman.
Where are we going? I'll come back for it.
I'll get the talent for you. Follow me, bud. Follow me, bud.
I'm sorry, Coco. I thought we were going to be able to put you back together, bud.
What are you going to do?
I'm so sorry.
I'll be pushing you to a good little spot.
I got a great view of this. I got a great view of this. This is awesome.
I'm perfect.
I'm like a walking bloodbath. I can suck both of you off.
Max, ready?
Ready, three, two, one, go!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Come on, listen!
What the fuck?
Let's go!
Good work out there, boys, good work!
I will get out the peace coconut back together.
I need to take like two or three games.
Oh no.
Yeah, and also we won't have any items for the two or three games either.
Let's give him a body.
Oh yeah, I think we should...
Wait!
We give him a body first or a mouth first.
Wait do we... do we... do we take his mouth?
Wait, how do we take his mouth or no?
Did you hide?
Can you hear me?
He has a mouth, he just needs a body, he's missing one eye.
Oh, that's what I can't see, I don't know what's going on.
You're going to have to deal with one eye for a little bit, sorry Coco.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
My eyes my eyes small anyways. What are you gonna do guys?
Okay, boss you feel okay. I can't see but what are you gonna do?
All right guys come on big level here big level big level big level we have got we have no items at all because of hot
I'm fine boy, we're going to the casino!
That's right.
Oh, I just realized we could have removed our own eyes.
And my game crashed again.
Hmm.
That's not good.
You won't even be able to join till we're out of the casino.
Yep. Good luck boys. I'll be watching.
We won't let you down, boss. We won't let you down.
You've got this shit.
We can't disappoint Papa.
Direct X issue. I don't know what that means.
If Dylan didn't even have a comeback, honestly, I was...
I'm pretty sure I was cooking.
Was I cooking? Did I cook on that one?
Be honest with you boys, I feel like I was cooking.
Was I cooking on that one? Did I cook on that last one?
Thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Cook so hard I went bald and got cancer
and my wife's a bitch.
That was a breaking bad reference by the way,
if you need to know that I understand.
Why are we going to the game?
You'll hunch.
I think you ought to be able to join right now.
I think our games stopped because yours stopped.
It saves the game though.
We're good.
we left on. Alright, sweet. Makes me feel a lot better. If you verify your files? No I'm gonna
try and get through the night. I'm gonna try and get through the night. Well it takes about five
seconds to verify your files and it can literally can't have any negative effects whatsoever. So
let me do that right this second. Yeah I think the lobby crashed. Does that mean we lost our
progress? No, no it saved your promise, Miles. Don't you worry. We'll just be back like three
seconds like we'll literally lose only like three seconds
I'm verifying this is the run boys, huh? I don't know what the hell's going on
All right, I verified I'm loading in
You should be started as whole PC. What do you think about that, Hudge?
We got this I want to see this run through
I'm gonna keep reading you Jackson stuff you've already done by the way
I kind of figured at this point I kind of figured oh my gosh
Oh my gosh, what the fuck is going on?
Hey, this is the one.
Huh?
Hmm.
Hell, Hudson Tech is drivers.
Huh?
Oh my gosh.
There is nothing worse.
There is insurance too.
There's nothing worse than my game-frashing. I keep losing these fucking gambles.
What gambles? Oh, you don't have to gamble to start this, Drudge. You just better know.
Oh!
Yeah.
Yeah, I was on that for a while, too.
Oh.
Alright, guys. I got the stuff. Let's move. Let's do this thing.
Oh, and now?
I
Tell us to download or ram. What's about that? Have you tried that hudge? I haven't tried that one
Maybe give that a shot
I'll write that one down. I'll keep that one in the back pocket good good
But I just want to make sure your computer is working in optimal power
Got it. Thank you so much B
Hey, I wouldn't for me since Coco's eyeball
Her baby
All right, I'm back in cool. Yeah, boss
You see this system 32
I'll see you another one boss ego. I'm on again. Oh
Never mind all right
Watch, I don't know if coconut's gonna have a body again.
No, don't look at me like that.
Alright, you look to be like that.
Where's coconut at?
Oh
Are you taking me?
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, and I just spent all of our money on
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Come on Coco let's go
Wait no no wait wait wait, hunch hunch hunch I have an idea
Out of solidarity
We should cut out each one of our eyes
each one of our eyes and give him a body.
All right, I have an idea.
I have an idea for you-
Oh, okay.
Let's do it.
Go ahead.
WI off.
I need my eye.
I don't think I could talk because my mouth is in doubt. I don't think I had a mouth.
What's going on?
Alright, you want a body or a mouth, Bodge?
You want a body or a mouth?
There, we can get you a mouth, we can get you a mouth.
Fuck it, take my mouth, give Koko his.
Get in the machine, Coconut! Get in the machine!
Hello?
Yeah, you do a bunch.
I still can't see.
Yeah, well, he's the reason you look like that, Chief Joe.
What?
No!
No!
I'm on it, boss! I'm on it!
I'm on it!
Oh, okay.
Oh, wow. I feel this feels like a million bucks.
I can see everything now.
I got him off that ledge.
Alright.
Can someone help me up, big?
I got him.
That's right.
I'll be like your real sir.
Bad shit, damn balls.
What's up with the shilly?
Bet a total of 18k on Keto. What's Keto?
We got Keto.
Yeah.
You like that?
What's that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You like that?
like that yeah yeah yeah uncle you got to go to the casino i have the pack of
cigarettes you told me to carry
ready to go all right let's ride
i think this is keto this is kilo what's keto
What are you going to pull?
Five.
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
Let's go again.
Let's do that again.
Let's go for a five.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's see what our IMs do first.
Let's grab this and this, and then we'll do a $3,000 bet and pull out on three
And then hit the doozy
Like that
Oh my god
We don't think about it in order to get hunches legs back we have to go better total 18k on keto
Good job boys boys fuck my legs
that's the way that's the way
pull up pull up pull up fuck my legs fuck my legs fuck my legs boys we're in
great position stop we got his legs
I
Don't see let's leave it be. Let's leave it. This is it. This is it
Let's
And we're still in a good position, we're still in a good position. We got hugs his legs back. That's all that matters
He can walk again. That's right
Wait, two matches at once.
Is this fake money?
You brush your teeth with assistance.
You comb your hair.
Two guys helping you.
Yes!
Yes, it's fake money!
Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
The question's a good question.
I got you, I got you.
Good question.
I forgot about you.
Thank you.
All right, let's give him a stop back. Let's give him a stop back before we buy anything.
Get in there, Hotch.
Holy fuck, we have to win 60? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I am willing to sacrifice
my body. We need these tickets. Wait, wait, wait, what's your best target we got? No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, not that way. We only need this golden chip. We only need
one golden chip besides I think it's dead all right what do we get the money we
have to we have to cut off his eyeball
Come my eyes! Come my mouth!
Come my eyes! Come my mouth!
We only need one! We only need one!
They will buy this coin!
Okay.
Hi!
We took your fucking eye out of the gamble!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, Hodge!
I'll give you my kidney if we need to, so we can gamble.
I have a better idea! I have a better idea!
I have a way better idea! Oh my god!
nobody gamble at all when we get in there okay I've got the perfect idea I've
got the perfect idea yeah we have a 60 second rewind no other talismans we go
in there we we all max bet at the same time on three different machines for 60
full seconds if we're up we leave it if we don't rewind
I'm not so insen-
Absolute cinema!
Absolute!
That's right.
This is mega fuckin' certain.
I feel so fucking camped.
Come on, we gotta go!
We gotta backspin!
We find the three best machines we've backspin on!
right here right here right here this is the one all right wait and then oh wait
with it and then hutch you just rotate all three here with the max bet yeah
got it okay max better ball there's everybody buddy on 415 we're gonna start
415!
Okay, I'm ready.
1-415 into...no, 420! 420! 420! Ready? 1-420!
Go get it! Go get it! Go get it! 420!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go!
I want toys! I want toys!
We saw time we saw time keep playing keep playing with some time. Oh my god
We got you some time we still time
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh my god
18 seconds 18 seconds
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!
Can we stop?
Yeah! Can we stop everybody stop everybody stop everybody stop everybody stop!
Oh my goodness wait this is the plan!
This is the plan!
We do the same thing again!
Okay?
Okay!
At three minutes?
At three minutes everybody ready?
Three minutes!
Three oh five, three oh five five seconds four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Now
I want I want I want I want
Oh, that's a lie, that's a lie
That's a lie
Oh, oh, oh, that's one thing, that's one thing
Oh my god, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Oh my god, oh my god, I want it again!
We can't take it!
We can't take it!
Last bench!
Last bench!
Last bench!
Wait, wait, wait!
Every stop!
Every stop!
Every stop!
Oh my god!
Shit!
My head's gone!
Oh, yeah!
We did it!
Good work, boy!
Good work!
One more for good luck!
Good work one more for good luck
Let's leave come on gang
We don't need this garbage
We're refined gentlemen
That's fucking it.
I'm going to let you fucking do something for me.
Yeah, we need a hammer.
Fuck the environment.
It's time to get on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit, huh?
You would bounce on it, Professor.
You would bounce.
Ooh, coconut, coconut, coconut.
How did you possibly lose money when we could literally travel through time and space?
Yeah, I don't know, I'm not checked out, boss.
That's okay, Lackey, that's okay. Bad laughing, bad laughing.
That's right.
All right, 310K, is the furthest we make it points?
Yeah, fuck it. Let's get you your eye back mr. Mr. Coolish. Are you sure we don't want to we I don't think we waste tickets P
Y'all dude, you need a microphone and if you sing you increase your profit. I
Say we do the rolls back time one
That's good. Yeah, and then what else we spent up for all single-free all in the Golden ship
Oh, that leaves you stuff to get out of the time bank. Come on, Hunt.
Okay.
Oh, no, wait. Oh, my God. They go up in price. They go up in price, Hunt.
There's now 14 tickets for an eye.
That's okay. That's okay.
Oh, my goodness.
I will see the level five clearly no matter what. And it will be beautiful.
Are you ready? Are you ready to rumble? Are you ready to gamble?
Are you ready to go crazy? Are you ready to gamble?
Lock in.
Time to get serious. Time to get serious.
Oh, yeah, I didn't throw all the lights out.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
What game are you thinking?
I've got to do an intro first! Let's run!
Oh
Watch this watch this we use this on a machine
Right here right here. We you we max the bet out
And what a hundred and ninety thousand and then we put the coin in and
Then even if we lose we revert time
Wait, no, that is what he said, someone.
Now you're thinking. Now you're thinking, let's go.
Locked in.
Oh my god.
Locked in. Locked in.
$190,000. Right here.
On the line. Everything.
Oh no.
Who are you?
You just gotta stand on that.
You gotta stand?
You have to.
You gotta.
Oh.
No.
We're back time.
No, no, it doesn't matter.
Oh
We have a
Yeah, I do it all in
Wait a minute we made a minute first first we wait one minute
right or no yeah no we first we wait till one minute and 50 seconds then if we
lose we revert and we back to 285 okay got a point the ice we hit it at 145 we
would hit it at 145 max that fucking bed
We can't we can't you got the taser so we can do 285. Oh, I already use the teacher was 90k. Okay, okay
You get out here
145
Would you look at that pussy? I can travel through time and space. You think you've got an upper hand on that
House always wins my butthole
We're counting cards, Pussy.
We're counting fucking cards.
We control time and space.
We're counting cards, bitch.
Call your manager.
Call your manager, Pussy.
Let's do this. You ready?
Ready?
Shed.
Please, Pussy.
Let's do this again.
Wait, wait, wait.
We should title over time.
Okay.
Oh my god, we won my time, we won my time! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
Oh my god, we only need like 25k or something!
Let's do the double, let's do the double, let's do the double strategy, 25,000?
Yeah, then 50,000, then 100,000.
Double, double, double!
Come on!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck my ass!
Oh my God!
Yes, I'm your son, you're my son!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Up on it, boys, we're leaving it all up to me.
Oh, this is great, this is great, this is great.
I'm so happy, I'm so happy.
Good work out there, boys.
Good work out there.
That was a close one, that was a close one.
That was a close one, boys.
Hello, Fisky.
Lock him.
Hello.
I
Wait, what do we buy do you get is we get your eye back boss?
It's a good luck charm now. I'll fuck your eye. I'll fuck your eye. I see we get oh
My god, we're so fucked
Why?
These don't have...
We have to get the mystery.
All these are adds, so we can't...
We don't have enough to spend, did kid.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have an idea.
What if we...
What if we do the two tickets and then we get the revert...
Uh, the...
No one can lose thing, yeah?
It's really gonna be like nine.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, we got eight tickets.
Oh my God, we didn't get it.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Then we won't have enough to buy it.
Guys, we have to get the mystery wand and just help us to no loss when we have to.
Wait, wait, wait, right here, right here.
It's building for a single free all in. We gotta go and chip.
Okay, all right. Are you sure, boss?
All in, all the way.
Yeah, all the way.
All the way, all the way.
All my plan was maybe to use this and then see if we can get the prevents all losses, and then go crazy.
But I think this is a safer bet.
But if we gamble on this...
But if we do the all-in, we can put our all-in on black, and we can double it.
We're 35. That's like a million.
And we know for a thing that these bets are gonna be insane.
It's gonna be like million dollar bets. It's gonna be a huge level.
True, true, true, true.
You know what, fuck it.
Or, or, or, or, or, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, wait a minute.
I have a better idea.
We put coconut in the machine, we take his eye.
We already have 40 tickets and there's no point we can buy everything.
We'll get more tickets though.
Get back here and fucking kill me right now.
Kill me right now!
Hey, Doc! Kill me!
Talk it out! No, we haven't done it!
Hold on!
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
all right okay all right are you sure you want this guys are you sure are you sure
Bunch
I
Put your mouth back on I put your mouth back on
I have a plan I have a plan you have to trust me this one
Are you upside down?
Everybody in the car everybody in the car
Like a walking tripod
All right boys wait, I'll grab Cocoa. Yeah, you got to have you
Fuck it, it's fucked up human trade!
Drop him right there.
Alright, drop it. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna show you the plan before the timer starts.
Alright.
Alright, first we use this.
Alright.
But this is what we do. You're gonna sing.
Not right now. Don't click it right now. It'll use it.
Wait, you keep that?
What about me, boss?
I got one for you, boss.
You're gonna be the one gambling.
Okay?
So what I want you to do is I want you to pick up that yellow bug.
What's on the pizza for you and me?
Read it.
Read that.
Let's take this chip.
Alright, now this is what we're going to do.
Coconut, I'm going to put this guy right here on the Blackjack table.
Or any table.
to place the coin in there, win the bet while you're singing and that increases the profit
and then once he's done I'm going to take a picture of him to increase the profit even
more.
Got it!
Got it!
Okay, just make sure you don't hold that left click preemptively, it's just a rooted.
Alright, okay, alright.
I'll come grab you in a second, coconut!
What is this you have to get all the way to the top
Which is I think she does so I use this on this one no we should do blackjack
We have poker hand
We have poker hand
You have to put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Thank you, Keenan
No problem, boss, no problem, boss
Put the coin in, boss, put the coin in
I can't
Are you paying?
I can't reach it
Tell me what to say
We'll let you in to say
Say you want to lock some cards, boss
Oh
This is good. How do I press play do you want to lock cards and then do the next one?
So lock the best cards lock the queens of the queen ace king
Locked right now, please play again
Okay, we launched
Are you sure guys? I'm telling me that go we do come on we won we won work for 32
We won oh shit we won oh shit
It's too late you didn't take a picture while I was winning and he never sang it's a good peanut you're just
You
What the hell is that?
You ain't got any jigs!
Take a picture of me!
Take a picture of me!
I want to count there boys good boy
I'm gonna count my-
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Alright get in the car
Get in the car
Everybody in the car
Everybody in the car
Hey I'm rolling over here
Rollin'
Everybody in the car
Where's the door at pop
In the car
Get in the car, Bob!
Guys, we're doney!
Dummy boys.
We worked out there. We did it. I honestly thought we were fucked.
I'm not going to lie to you, but I thought we were fucked after those the last day.
We just got so lucky.
Thank God.
We got a billion.
We got 998.
Nice work out there super secret spy
The sip of the silly how did that work? I don't know
Did we have access to level four now
Wait, is this the farm coconut come on boys
I almost got seven figures!
Holy shit!
Come on boys! Time to get moving!
Oh my god, I can't even give you guys bodies.
We got no legs! We did it dad!
We ain't got no legs!
I see us rolling, they hanging, patrolling, trying to catch me by the turd.
Hello?
What's up?
I don't hear you.
You hear me?
Wait, cut my mouth off and keep Coco.
Wait, do you hear me?
I don't hear you.
Wait, cut my mouth off and keep Coco.
Wait, you don't want a body boss?
Uh, no, just take my mouth, take my body,
it's Coco, give him half eyesight,
and if we have extra, I'll take him back.
You guys got this.
Okay, okay, I dropped Mr. Hunch.
I don't want to drop him.
But then you can go in there with the boss,
just keep him company.
Thanks, Coco. I think you need to drop them for the first time.
I love you, Coco.
Fuck it, let's do what happens.
Who's your mouth, who doesn't? Do I have a mouth?
Hold up, the surgery went wrong!
Don't get out of my toilet!
Oh my God.
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
There you fix! Congratulations!
You're welcome!
What?
Stupid bitch!
Hey, stop hitting him!
What the fuck?
I think I told him to get him boring!
You buy me this stuff?
Oh, that's two money tickets.
Peanut, Hodge said you're a bitch and you get no bitches.
He also said five racial swirs.
What?
Yup, are you talking about...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
Hush, hush, can you repeat that again?
How could you do that, Hodge?
Tell me, Hodge.
Oh?
Yeah, and he said your mother is up, and then your dad should fuck off, and then he
called me.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Coconut, this is the plan.
We-
We-
We-
Cut out- cut off your mouth.
Why?
I'm gonna cut my eye out, I'm gonna cut my eye out, fuck it.
We need it, we need it.
All right, we're good. We're good to go boys. Let's get it. Let's get it. Follow me, gang.
Bon you.
You doing okay there, Hunch? I got you. I got you.
How you feeling, little guy?
We got this time. We got this time. We have it this time.
We got to move it or lost it.
Were you at Hunch, you poo? I got you. You don't got to roll around.
All right boys take a peep at this. You've got the prevent all losses and the random item. Oh
My god, we got two prevent all losses. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh
We got this one. This one. Are you gonna pick one up? You pick one up. Pick one up. Oh
He's done. Oh, he got it. He got it with his like nubs or something. Is that your cock?
Is that his cock?
Oh my god, where are we going? Where are you going?
Let me do...
Oh my god, there's a blind check, there's a blind check!
Over here boys, over here, ready?
When I say, you hold the button, okay?
If you don't hold that button, we fucking lose.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
I'll just start holding the button right now.
Now now you would have killed all the other guys.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm like, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right.
Give ready.
Give ready.
Give ready.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Now hold it right.
Now.
All right.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yeah.
All right.
Right.
I
Right now oh my god
We got it. We got the one
Like we charge come over here boss same plan same plan
I'm ready here we go
We're gonna keep waiting what we're gonna keep it more bodies we have the time anyways ready
Three
Three two
Two, one, hit it!
Oh shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Magic's fucking solid.
I see we don't even hold it, I see we don't even hold it.
Don't even hold it, don't even hold it.
Fuck it.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!
Oh, oh, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Wait, did you do it?
Wait.
Hold it up.
Oh wait, wait, that worked, I think.
One more time, one more time.
Wait, wait, 3, 2, 1, hold it!
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
One more time, one more time, ready, 3, 2, 1, hold it!
That's not allowed.
Oh thank god.
Oh my god.
We could have lost if he didn't just put that.
What? Oh, dude!
You got a funny day, hunch?
Eeeeeee! Who's my spanky little guy? Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
Get out of your trash. You're the reason for me and your mom's divorce.
Fuckin' piece of shit.
Piece of crap.
Why don't you get an A?
Get an A! Get an A plunge!
You fucking piece of shit!
Where's the trash in this place? Where's the dumpster?
Get rid of them! We'll just pop another one out.
His cousin's so much smarter. Why can't you play piano?
Call him. I know what you got watching.
All right, here's the conch.
Yeah, you've been donny, you've been donny.
I did not, I did not.
Oh, did not, did not, did not, did not, did not.
3.6 million boys, not two jammies boys, not two jammies.
All right, let's see if we get our party parts back boys. We do we do the challenge was the challenge we do the challenge
I did we do we do the challenge?
The challenges we did
Watch where you at?
Where's hutch?
You ready? I did I got you mr. Hutch. I got you boss. Don't you worry? We're gonna get your mouth, okay?
There you go, boss!
Thank you!
I like that.
Now we get some cool items.
Oh, we're fucked.
Oh, my God.
We're dead forever.
Take it off again.
Oh, and don't say it, just go do it.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Are you sure?
Yep. Yeah, I am.
Just promise me something, Pop.
Yeah, boss.
Promise I get to see that fifth level?
I will, boss. I will.
I'll get you to that fifth level boss!
I'm gonna get you there, then we'll ravage you!
Take me back over to the toilet, please!
I got you, kid! I got you!
It's okay, we're just like the other boys!
We're just like the other boys, mama's got you!
I got you, son!
Alright, throw me the trash.
Get the fuck out of here
We're gonna I need your advice do we buy the two random ones and
Gamble or do we press five tickets to re-roll with it? We lay in 20 tickets to get to lab
What touch look at peanut. What do you think hodge?
Who's a hunch
I think he's saying gamble. Yeah, I think so too. Let's do it. Yeah
Oh
Spend a total of 11 million dollars on Penguin Cross. Oh my fucking god
What if we just what if we max back but only jump one time
quickly hush it's a little high up there but there you go
oh guys guys guys guys guys we went that that'll be the last resort right there
that'll be the last resort right there hush pick take the gun hush no no we the crew
we the crew don't shoot don't shoot hush don't shoot don't shoot zs we can't lose
he said you're most fat shoot him shoot him on shoot no no i didn't tell everyone that your
your mom is fat I would not say that secret you told that confidence
I don't know any of these games what the fuck is predict who's hand gets
closer to nine just sit with the Asian guys at the block right there that's
like that you know how to play this game I watch does yeah okay huh drop the
gun I'm gonna put the coin in there for you
other one okay what he's freaking he'll put him on top of the table put him on
top of the table okay okay okay here you go can you see hutch I go ahead go
ahead go ahead I don't think I could see hutch
Huh, stop fucking around!
What does that mean?
Can we win?
He said- he said nothing happened.
Holy fucking shit! Oh my god! Oh my god! We're dead, we're screwed! We're done!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
RISING DAD! RISING DAD! HOLY SHIT! RISING DAD! RISING DAD! RISING DAD! RISING DAD! RISING DAD!
Oh my god! We're dead! We're dead!
Stop! Stop! We gotta walk in!
Dude, you have to boost me. I can't get the hatchet through the stall.
Dude! We don't have time for that! Go get it!
Hodge, where are you?
Watch.
Guys, we have three minutes! I'm not joking! I'm not losing this part of the game!
I am not losing this part of the game, lock in!
What do we do? What do we do?
Oh, I don't know, I think there's a second floor, I'm getting one that there's a second floor here.
It's the fourth floor, it's the fourth floor.
Oh my god, guys honestly, fucking go back to third floor, go back to third floor, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back!
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
I don't want to play any of these games, I don't want to play any of these games!
Wait, wait, hold on, we can figure this out, wait, wait!
We have two minutes, we have two minutes!
panguin penguin penguin reaction
stop stop you fruitus
oh my god yes last a million dollars
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
we we we we we we we we we we have a better
idea a better idea where's the god
where's the fucking god where's the gun
where's the gun oh my god oh my god
It's on the floor it's on the floor
Where's the gun?
Where's the gun?
My gun, oh my god
Where's the gun?
The Boccarat table, the Boccarat table
This is- this is where we were right here
Oh my god where's your gun, where's your gun?
We're actually gonna lose
Where's the gun, where's the gun, where's the gun?
Where's the gun?
Oh my god, oh my god
Fucking fucking fucking what do we do? What do we do this? We do it? We're doing we're like we do it?
We live we want time it won't be enough. We'll be enough. We have to do this
How does Trinwax do this?
Oh my god, oh my god, there is no way!
Where's the fucking gun?
Oh my god, oh my god.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Oh my God!
Oh, my God.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Tell me about it.
Yeah.
Last month, here.
Here you are.
Let me light that up for you.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, my wife's gonna fuck kill me, brother.
Oh, my goodness.
I told my wife I was in Louisiana visiting family this weekend.
Oh, my God, there goes the house.
There goes the house, the mortgage, the kids.
Oh, my God. She's taking the kids.
I'm gonna tell you something.
She's taking the kids.
I'm on my third one.
Oh, my God, they don't like it when you beat the kids.
I'll tell you that when you get drunk and you beat the shit out of kids.
Okay, all right, all right, that's all right.
They don't like that shit.
Go figure.
All right, okay, all right, it's okay, all right.
What do you get into?
I'm not in a place that's slow or roll.
That's slow or roll, it's slow or roll.
I'm bringing this back with me.
I'm not going down without a fight.
I'm not going down without a fight.
We'll be, we'll be, we'll be,
if we can alt that four right now, we, we still alive.
Should we, we, we cheat?
No.
No cheating.
Cheaters never win.
Cheaters never win.
who's cooking that ad?
no no no no no no
I want a glass, thank you boss
oh sorry boss
I'll give you that one last dignity
here goes my hero
watch him as he go
are you breakdancing son?
are you breakdancing son?
kill him
Do it now, Hefe.
Do it now, Hefe!
We're dead.
We lost.
We lost, boss.
We lost.
We lost.
Where's Coconut at?
Where'd Coco go?
Oh, uh, where did Mr. Coco go?
Is that you or Coco's head?
Coco range quit?
He quit?
We give it up?
We can't give up?
This is when you double down.
Every good gamer knows that you're one,
One away from Winnin' Big!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh...
Uh...
Hidden Squirt? He alt-f4'd.
Uh...
Wait.
Wait, how'd I unmute? How'd I unmute?
How'd I unmute the discord?
Oh, Miss...
How do I invite?
I alt-f4'd.
Did you guys tell?
No, no. We were gonna cheat Mr. Coconut.
that cheaters never win.
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying, chief.
I think that's what cheaters say
to make themselves feel better about cheating.
Well, no, that's what winners say.
Cheaters never win though.
Yeah, we do. I lost everything.
I also lost the will to live.
I don't know what dollar about that's worth,
but I lost that too.
Now, Hunter, if he could kindly hold me,
that would be fantastic for me.
Oh shit.
How about us?
Guys, are we doing this shit?
I would be down to do it again.
But like we'd actually have to like lock in for Rizzle.
We were so like, dude, we were hitting such good blackneck hands.
Oh my god.
We were hitting fucking four bar twenty-once.
I was screaming monkey and we were getting the monkey.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
Crazy no matter what I would have picked on Baccarat, it tied both were losses.
Really?
What does that mean?
So typically on Baccarat, when you tie, you get your money back, but in this game on
a tie, I still lose.
Oh.
So.
Oh.
Making 11 million in like three minutes is so like, oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, how we just do that?
That was awesome. That was a lot of fun
Guys I see me we speed run and lock in we thank you. Yeah, we got to try to win this
We need any more members and we got this I
I think we go you think we go I think we go we go thanks so all right much all
right coconut I see if I DC much I'm coming yeah yeah we will be see some
Bodge, there's a prize up here!
Wait, what the hell? What is that?
There's a prize up here, Bodge!
I can't really see nothing. You're kind of fat. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Thanks, boss.
I on it? I can't see the ball.
Take a look at that, bud.
Looks like the gambler standoff you looking mighty fine partner
Hey, go
Looks like the gambler standoff
That one it works when you throw them
This ain't a partner
Looks like the gambler standoff
What is that over there? What was another one on that roof? Yeah, that's the sled one you can snide in stop
All right, come on boys time to gamble
Wait, we don't get any items on the first one we just we we rip it raw we rip it raw
pop in boys
We speedrun this, we speedrun this.
Maxpence, all the way to day 10.
What do you think boys?
Mm-mm.
Wee.
In four games of Blackjack in a row, that's easy, that's easy.
But you win four games easy, boys.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
We'll get you Blackjack.
Blackjack!
Boo! See that? What went right there?
Blackjack!
What went right here?
Boo!
Blackjack!
What went right here?
Dizzy Dizzy!
Boo!
Oh
Yeah, yeah
Oh
Okay, okay
Oh
Oh
I got one I got one going
We share it's on to now. Oh
I fucked it up. I lied
I'm on three. I'm on three. No, we're on one now boss. Now we're on zero. I don't know why I stood right there.
Things are not going good for me boss. I'm losing consistently. Oh yeah, me too. This isn't good.
Yeah, things are not going good for me boss. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm sorry, the gamble is bad.
No, that can't be. Everybody that plays, the gambles get friends. It's basically guaranteed.
Ooh, a tie, a tie.
Okay, I got one.
There you go. No, you ain't. No, you ain't.
No, you ain't.
I want one, I want one.
Oh
Wait, no wrong one wrong one wrong one
I died I died I died I died I died I died I was I was
I lost
Oh
Yeah, I'm cooking up we can't leave yet. We don't have the buddy yet all we do now is we back back
Oh, are you serious? Oh my god
What the hell are we doing?
I didn't see the time of bars. I didn't see the time of bars. I didn't see the time of bars. I'm sorry
I'm sorry boss. I didn't see the time I
Didn't see the time of bars
Guys we have to win this game. We have to win this game. This is fucking bullshit
This should not take this long to beat this game.
Lock it!
For real.
Fuck the fucking-
We're locked in the truck, we're locked in!
Alright, hold on to that E, boys.
Hold on to that E.
Let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
Everybody in the car, immediately,
not a single misstep, no hesitation!
Oh daddy oh daddy boys boys
I
Don't I do it every the guard everybody the fucking car
Hunch now is not the time for goofing around, it's the time to gamble!
We're three games with a minimum of 120, oh we got that, we got that, we got that!
We're three games with a minimum of 120 dollars, that's easy, that's easy peasy!
We got this, we got this, we got this.
Fuckin...
Just put it on a better flip and then we go, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, we put it on a better flip, on a better flip.
Really, really, really, really low?
Little back smack, we're done, we win this, we leave.
Oh, let's go wait wait wait we need to do $120 back two more times
We're good. We're good. Wait coconut. Oh my god coconut coconut
We always are the wheel of fortune. Oh, never mind
What buddy
I'm gonna I'm fairly certain you just fucked our ass. I might have honestly fucked this. I might honestly fuck this
I just fucked this I got impulses. I got ahead of myself. I don't oh
My god
We're gonna be able to get out of here. We should be fine. No one's gonna die
One more one more one more one more one more
Come on come on. Oh my god
I know easy to win a $200 bet on this thing right here. We witness me leave me with this you leave great
This we witness we leave
Oh
Wait, hold up
Oh my god.
Get the car, get the car!
You're gonna work out there, good work!
Oh my god, that seems fucking intense.
I'm fucking sick and out here for the past.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You kicked me out of the car.
Oh my goodness.
Oh good heaven, oh good heaven, oh good heaven.
Oh my god.
This is my reward for winning out of the money.
Look at all that.
Look at us.
You hit that it bounces back down. Trust me
I've seen it. Holdie. Holdie. Holdie. Holdie
Who came for a game all day?
Are we
Thank you. Thank you.
Alright, round two, round two.
I'm gonna buy one item, the best item, and then we get in there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We're up right here. We're good, we're done.
That's your thing. Open the car, open the car.
I
Go go go go go over the door over the door
We're not like that. Let's just be deep. I don't know. I guess we're talking all time
Yeah, oh no, he's talking me. He's fucking fucking fucking good luck
Locking
Let's get the world back time device
I
Just max bet you go on that roulette table. I got this one that we max back until
Well, wait, wait, are you ready?
I ready I'm ready ready to what now
You can hit it as fast as you can boss
Oh, that'd be bad.
Hold that time
Okay, we flex everybody calm down everybody calm down
Oh my god, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's coming
Oh
Come on you fucking pussy
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
OK, OK, OK.
Relax, relax, relax.
Let theructure end.
Come on, bitch, come on.
Oh, we got him, we got him, we got him!
Go, go, go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Good work out there, boys, good work!
I
Have to do cinema
Fuck a fuck a fuck a
Hey pay three pay three we got this we got this one we have this in the bag
Oh my god, we do the challenge only fucking shit. Who was the challenge?
I thought that was a challenge, no?
We forgot to do the challenge!
I thought that was a challenge.
Why'd you challenge?
Challenge was Blackjack.
Oh my goodness. Yeah, it was Blackjack win with under 15.
Oh my god.
It wasn't a Blackjack question.
Oh my god.
I'm not going to suspect, but I love that challenge.
All right, guys. Let's, we're fine.
we're gonna go and we're gonna gamble some more we're gonna make one item we win
go to day four we're on level two win win win win
i'm lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky
got the coin we'll grab
to win on blood jacket with a value less than 15.
Oh, first we use the coin.
Dad, he's the other thing.
Well, wait, first let's get a challenge on.
First let's get a challenge on.
You just stand on everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, what was that?
I got a bomb in right now, Bones.
Gotta do it pretty good.
How is this fucking not much in one time?
There it is, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Now he's back to bed, now he's back to bed.
Let's move on to the time machine.
Oh now we time machine now we time machine. Who's got the time machine?
Wait what dude?
Hodge what the fuck was that?
Why would you use the time machine?
I said now we use the time machine
Yeah, you see there's like a he would start it here and then we'll wait 60 seconds give us much as we care that
Then we use the time to get the end of it Bob
Not good
We are a pos pos pos pos pos use a time machine. He already used it
He already used it
What do we do let it fucking ride
okay come on baby oh my god oh my god
oh my god absolute cinema absolute cinema absolute cinema
absolute cinema
Don't touch the time and space until we say so!
We're not the boys, good work.
How do you pull it off?
I jerked off a leprechaun before we went to the casino.
Shh!
Don't tell my friend.
It's kind of a casino ritual.
Yeah, we're rolling!
That's the cinnamon, serendipitously cinematic.
Where's the worst that could happen?
I'm feeling good today.
Yes sir, yes sir!
Now we get the coin, and then we get the insurance.
And this and then we're gonna you read the book and you be the only one to gamble okay
Read the book they read the book
When at least 10 acts on crass do we have never even see that game go to the second go to the next
They can go to the next
I read the book.
I cook that through the one baton.
Oh, we got time, it's time, it's time.
I hear something cooking.
Wait, all in, all in, wait, go to chipmunk.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, cook it up, cook it up this way.
Absolutely, it's in the book.
Unless you cook it up.
You do minimum bets on Crash and get 10 hacks.
You see the challenge?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Minimum bets, minimum bets, right here, right here.
Right here, right here.
Go ahead, I play with me.
We use this thing where's the coin at where's the coin at my hands you got the coin all right
We go we use the coin on this bad boy. I think one of these up here. Oh, you're right here right here
Max bet on black
Do it
Do you spend him do it cuz he's got the book read?
I
Can't fuck it with a camp eaters we do even use it we leave
And we read with that we can't leave with that peanut we go on I see we play go it up until 240
go it
Max it Max and fuck it
Oh drop the 24x. Yeah, yeah, stand up on it. Touch that button. Touch that button, yeah.
Yeah, fucking follow the button. Yeah.
I'm following it, I'm following it.
Yeah, yeah, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, all right, let's leave. I'll be good. Good work out there, boy. Good work.
Successful day at the casino has successful fuck
Look at me. Don't look at me. Look away. Oh, my body's my body's
Hey, bye. Hey, bye. Don't do anything. Don't do anything. We have plenty of tickets and everybody has their eyes
score
We apply some little
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, huh, oh, that's right.
We got this.
We've got this.
I don't know why a hunch hasn't talked in half an hour, but we got this.
I don't hear no you hear him
We'll get the coin the random and the time
No, no, we gotta save some tickets, we gotta save some.
We gotta save some, we gotta save some.
No, we should start...
Wait at least 3x 2 times in a row on Penguin Cross.
Oh, that's easy!
That's fuckin' easy.
That's easy, that's easy, peasy!
Is that just 3 Penguin...
Hey, that's 4 Penguin Jobs!
Oh, come on, come on.
I would do minimal beds?
Boom.
Why are you stupid fucking people?
You might even get the three acts.
Oh fuck.
You want to help them that much?
No.
Goodbye, what do you mean get the three acts?
Oh fuck.
You wanna help me that much?
No.
You fucking get out of here.
I haven't gotten the three acts one time.
Me neither.
Come on.
We're going down exactly fast by the way.
Let's run money.
Oh I got three X I got three X
Oh God I got it I got it!
Oh we got it we got it we got it
Alright now what are the items?
First we use this
Alright
What's your max bet?
Who we max bet on?
Oh here we go
Oh good one coconut
Well, that's fine. That was the coin. Now we use the revert.
Wait, wait, wait. I can do this easy. We can level up with okay.
What? What was that? Should we do a max bet on something?
Yeah, this one you should do it on relax
Let's do no no hold on if you reverse back that time
We should put it on the numbers because the numbers is a 36 multiplier if you hit the number
That's even more gambling. You know, I would do dude $200 bet on five dollars four times
Trust me trust me. Okay. Okay. Okay
Wait, hold on. Yes, put the number in
Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh.
Guys! We're gonna fucking lose! We have two fucking men! Oh my god, oh my god, we're so fucked. We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
I'll put it all in black. Fuck it. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We got going back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ooh!
Guys.
Oh my God! We're not, we're not, we're not. One more, one more. One more. One more. We have it.
I
Cannot leave each bullet out boys. I thought for certain we were dead
And I thought for a certain, we were done for right there.
Twitch has Djibouti services.
Sorry about that, Twitch.
Is everybody looking good?
Everybody looking good?
Everybody's fine now, boys.
Everybody's good to go.
We good now?
Okay, good, good, good, good, good.
I was weird there for a second.
You scared me, you spooked me.
Don't worry, we won in your absence!
We won all of the money!
Oh, Habibi texted me.
Oh, hop in, Mr. Habibi.
Oh, guys, Habibi's on it, Habibi's on it.
Don't go in the car just yet.
We need Mr. Habibi for good luck.
He can curse the dealers.
And then the house has the disadvantage.
Here's five dollars. I would spit it all in one place, whore.
Wait, is Hibibi back into the channel?
Hello, gentlemen.
Ah, Mr. Hibibi. I am looking for the man with balls so elongated he steps on them every time he walks down the sidewalk.
You're muted in discord, I can't hear you, you're talking again.
Oh, yeah. Hey, Hibibi, how you doing?
Ah, very good, Mr. Knott.
Ah, good, Hibibi. Good.
Very, very good.
Good. I am looking for the man with the balls so elongated and elastic,
You could bend them around your waist side and plop them over your shoulder like a golden chain I
Have made an order for delivery from the semen
Manufacturing for three skids
totally weighing
14 metric tons and they are currently underway by air FedEx
It will be assumed the line is secure
and BB we have been gambling for four hours and have lost so many times we
are on our second best run of the night I need you to come in here and not fuck
it up can you do that over there can I can I join you guys mid game yeah yeah
there is you know how do I get to you guys I should bite you you go bars
Mm-hmm. Is that uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
What
Somebody get that phone. Oh have me be a miss a heavy be a hair
He's double down the cord, he's double down the cord!
Too easy, too easy.
Customization!
Traitors!
He's tenderizing the ground!
Of course!
Write that down, write that down!
Write that down, write that down!
How do we get in the car?
We actually, we gotta find the best of life.
Right there, right there, right there!
Right there, right there, right there, right there!
How do we get in the car?
We actually, we gotta find the best items first.
Hmm.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, we got the, we got the one.
We're gonna, let's do the same ones.
Everybody in the car!
We have four games in a row.
Can't we just kinda cheese that with the,
with the penguin one?
You need to go play poker.
just for pairs I really earned billions is kind of cheesy levels of easy but it's
guaranteed to point my in the game
oh so I'm gonna say it's super chap feature
YouTube
uh okay gotcha okay got you go to this guy's okay god
Got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it to me go God
shagun shagun
Let's ride!
Hmm maybe here?
Wait, where is the BB?
I'll take the phone I'll take it out of his mouth
Wait, what do you mean?
A BB? We can't hear you boys
A BB here?
A BB?
Wait, you guys can't hear me in game?
No, we can't hear you the game. No, do you give it on push dog?
Yeah, yeah, I'm pushing I'm pushing I'm pushing
He he you boss, but it's the wrong microphone
Good settings, uh, no audio and then do my phone device and cheese it from whatever it is do whatever it is
is. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Hello. Okay, I hear you, Bob. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Well, now, now, now you're not talking at all. So now go to
settings, go to, uh, go to audio. Oh, can you talk to me
chat, chat mode and voice activation? Mm hmm.
That's your boss
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so we the proximity voice chat mode is on voice activation and microphone devices on your microphone. Oh, oh, yeah, you betcha
Oh, he betcha
I
I'm doing it. Let me let me take a beat over at that stream over there boss
Let me let me take a quick beam. No, no, there's no such thing. Oh
You're not streaming. Okay. All right. I'm doing it for the love of the game
I love with the game love of the game love of the game
Although I feel like I'm fucking the game up, but I'm doing it for the love of the game good good good
So any moment I'm trying I'm trying to fix it
I'm I'll just jump in the elevator while I'm doing a little well those two things are on the settings, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, peanut. I know how to use the settings, man.
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it before.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm used to dealing with people like Cloxy and Tim the Tatman,
who this may seem like a joke,
but genuinely hires someone with a college degree
to turn their computer on and off.
I'm not joking.
That can't be real.
I'm not joking.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna be doing it if I receive like I'm treating you like a fucking idiot
It's because I'm surrounded by fucking idiots. I
Appreciate mansplaining me like any other man here. All right. What this is honestly just
absolute cinema
I'll troubleshoot in here in the elevator
Okay, okay. Okay. We have to use you on this corner. That's fine, too. I
Come on guys every inside
Come on boys.
B.B. what did I just say?
Alright B.B. is that you?
That's who we got. That's who we got. That's who we got.
Ooh, we can't give this to her B.B.
Coconut, you're a beautiful singing voice.
Would you mind serenading us while we went?
The crusty quay A.M. Pizza!
The pizza for you and me!
Give me that, give me that, give me that!
The rusty quay A.M. Pizza!
It is the pizza for you and me!
Your turn.
The crusty-cray-ay-ay pizza is the pizza for you and me.
crusty-cray-ay-ay-ay-ay pizza is the pizza for you and me.
We use the coin first we need to use the coin first this one this one this one this one
This money
This one right here this one right here boom watch it. We go for the 3x 3x right here, bam
We win this we're out of here. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god!
Wait, four years are over, four years are over!
Did you see that?
Look, we have preventive loss.
Max, Max, are you ready?
When I say hold, you hold.
Ready? Three, two, one, go!
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing!
That was such a big brain play.
Big brain play.
Yeah! Let's...
Oh, dude!
I'm ready.
No, it's too easy. That was too easy. That was way too easy.
We are gambling professionals.
Good work out there, Mr. Governor.
You make a good person hard.
What the fuck, man?
It's... it's...
I need to talk to you.
I can't hear it all, but you can help me understand it.
I just can't just start fucking the moment I get in
Yeah, we can
Look at that number right there boys
Little shop to jump
I remember when it said the burn peanut next to it was minus
150,000 very nice difference yeah it is pretty crazy these days mr. heavy be
Ha ha.
Ha, be careful what you believe.
Huh?
Hmm.
Who is that holding E right now?
I could.
Well.
Well hold on.
Hold on a second.
Wait.
Uh.
What?
What?
I was ready.
Mr. Grumpy Grabba, what's up.
What?
Good man.
Please.
Bad.
I think I caught.
Thank you my boy.
Thank you my boy.
Check it out, man.
Who could I let you die?
Yeah, I know, but how do I know how to get there?
Thank you, because you got a pretty cute little boy.
Jesus, man, thank you, my boy.
It's very kind of you, big man.
No, you sound fine.
You sound fine.
Oh, we only have to win five games in a row. That's easy, boys.
Oh, and we got the coin, and the Hoosie,
and this thing,
and this bad boy.
We don't know how sweet he is.
I
Know you go naked, just excuse me just so you can push you out for money
That makes sense. You know you always think ahead peanut
I'm getting in the car
Just some guy that's granting wishes with a baseball bat hit the out of it
Oh
Run for 3-1 for me
This is where we lost yesterday or before I don't even know what days are anymore
Graduate
All right first we use this bad boy
Oh two coins
I'm using my other twine I'm going all the way to the top
Oh, shit, oh shit, we got the time machine, we got the time machine!
OH WE BUY- WE'RE GONNA BE THE OLDER, WE'RE THE OLDER!
WE GOT THE- NOOO NOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHO JUST BAD? WHO JUST BAD?!
Oh
Oh, no, no, no, no.
REEE!
Ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good work out there, boys.
Good work out there.
That was impeccable.
Which hot shot?
Come on, hot shot, come on, come on.
That martini's here.
Zero, and I'm happy with it.
He's so hot.
Who got the most money?
Oh Mr. Coconut, very nice.
Very nice, Mr. Coconut, very nice.
That was him.
Good boy.
Hmm.
Hmm. This is like gambling for meth addicts.
I can't tell if that's the spondicy I've ever heard or you're a literal lobotomy
gorilla. Does that make sense? Is that? Is that? Is that? Who's that? I would curse him.
I would curse him.
Can you guys hear me right now?
You can hear me right now
That piece of gambling is gambling for gambling
All right, follow me
We would take this and the coin, but you capture a winning player for extra profit. I just really worked that well
I mean, you think 37 tickets is too much, buddy?
Fine, yeah.
Yeah, probably, probably, probably.
No, I let's run!
Hey, why are you guys so quiet today?
Oh shit, oh, sorry, I thought I put you stuck out, my bad.
It's true, that's true, that's true.
Can we eat a couple of foodies in here, or what?
Oh, yeah, we are maybe a martini or two.
I like my cock shaking.
I like my cock shaking.
Not a stirrer.
Thank you, Covey.
That makes me laugh so much.
All right.
I have to win.
Let's talk to the sketchy diapers.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, another coin, another coin.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's only do it for one hand or is it like or do we all it it's it's for one hand
How do you pay me?
Of course this tonight, that's it. Is it just close this tonight? Yeah, you pick what you pick right whichever side
Let me try a bit of that. Let me try a bit of that. I'm gonna press player
Player get zero. He has four you lose. I lose. Oh, yeah, I'm a backspin and say player
Not good you lose again
One more time. Oh, I got somebody one more because you got the book you read the book
You're getting like some break back
When it yeah
Oh, he had a knife on him.
Aw.
No, lost again.
Bro, relax.
Fuck him.
Walk lost.
Aw.
He's looking pretty bad.
That's good.
Now we win.
That's good.
I chose Baker.
He's got $50,000.
I chose Baker.
Damn it.
This game sucks.
This game fucking sucks.
What is this game?
Oh my god
You guys are everybody together. I've got a book that there's 25% less losses. Let me just see it. Let me hold up
Let me oh
I'm about to hit a big. No, I the book is permanent for me
Oh my god, this one works. Oh my god, you're so brave 30%
Oh my god
Huge W
Huge W
Get there
Oh
Huge
No, no, not huge. You can move this thing by the way.
by the way
yes
well we got a maxis
we're not gonna hit it
we gotta get work on balker
we're gonna go harder
I'm waiting big I'm waiting big
no but we need one of some of these kids
we got a minute of life no?
I
Listen oh
25,000
I cannot believe you 33%
oh my god thank god you almost fuck this you bet fifty one thousand my
accident lost we have sixty two thousand I'll suck you guys off for the next
three days oh yeah oh yeah
penis graffity that's wild oh we're still in this place I should be by four
I am next time. I don't think to me is cutting it. You know what I mean?
I'll grab another
Oh good right here right here easy easy we read this book we have one guy do all the beds
Well triple of you lose your last win.
No, no, that's yours, yours, yours, yours.
Yeah, honestly, I kind of say we reset these.
You kind of wish it for the biscuit.
Let's reset these, let's reset these.
They're not good enough.
All right.
Right here.
Have you guys tried the camera?
You didn't like the camera at all?
Yeah, we grabbed the gun just in case.
We get the gun just in case.
For what?
If you shoot three body parts off,
you basically just win.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Couldn't for a chance to revert your loss.
Oh, yeah, let's ride!
Go, go, go!
What's up, Henry?
Where's Kogadan at?
Wait...
Yeah, there, Kogadan.
Yee-hee!
Yeah, there, Kogadan!
Ah!
Let's ride.
Let's ride!
Fuck it.
Alright, who wants to do all the baton?
No, we all right. We need to be I believe we bought them look
We buy the book
Gun
We have where to save that for last last loss. Oh, we have to roll by time
All right, I'll grab this one you guys guys win this shit guys
We need to hold the gun the whole time. We lost it last time who wants to hold it all right all the gun hold it
Give me all your fucking money and get naked. Wow
I don't look at me when you're so hard on me.
Absolutely.
I'm a medium heart.
Absolutely.
I'm a rock hard medium heart.
I'm in full job.
I'm in full job.
I'm in full job.
I'm in full job.
Don't you think?
Where the hell is our job?
She's got to know when to hold him.
Know when to hold him.
It's not time to fold up.
I
Really
All right, this is the one this is the one was we we ran a million dollars
Random or do I shoot one of us with this thing and when do I shoot him?
No, no, listen, listen you hold that for the very end if we're out of all items and we have zero dollars left
That's when you shoot three body first no no three body parts. Mm-hmm. So I
Need a gun and I'll shoot you. Yeah
Like we listen listen listen we max bet on black check and the rule that's how we lose
I got it on both sides.
On both sides, both sides.
Ready?
Ready?
Do one now.
I won, but I didn't get a max.
We're gonna get...
No, no, no, no.
What are you waiting for?
What the hell?
No, no, not yet, not yet.
Who's going?
Who's going?
Not yet, not yet.
What?
Wasn't that supposed to be that yet?
Not yet, not yet.
No, no, no.
It's when the timer only has ten seconds left as well.
We can't hear him.
We can't hear him.
He's a guy.
You took my mouth off.
You took my mouth off.
You took my mouth off.
You took my mouth off.
You took my mouth off.
You took my mouth off you dumb bitch!
Okay, I'll hit the bump.
Hit it, hit it, Peter.
I'm gonna go all in on the next one too.
I swear, come on.
No!
No!
What is coming back doing?
What is coming back doing?
Oh, let me alone them.
Donkey Kong!
What the fuck is going on, you idiot!
No, don't roll back time!
We already have a thousand dollars!
I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening coconut fucking throwing
Do I shoot you?
Say it
Oh my god, oh my god
Five hits the road oh fuck it's the road. Wait, what is this?
It's been for chance to revert your last loss a roll back. All right listen. I don't know why you keep shooting him
Listen, we have rolled back, and you've prepared to roll back time.
Coconut, I hope you know we lose the next round.
We lose the next round because you're a fucking idiot, Coconut.
Oh my God.
Oh, we need to lock it.
No, you're right.
You can't let me get on my team.
I'm not shooting.
I'm not shooting.
Hold on, Pete. I'm going to give you a good little...
Thank you, Meebee. Thank you.
That's the right one.
We need to get on our team.
It's fine we can go to this one we can go this one this one's fine this one's fine
this one's fine
Let me just set him up right here. That's good. Thank you
Thank you very much. We're just gonna see if we can make some more money
Hey Peter, come back today. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
We're rolling around Peter, this is serious
Hey bud
How you doing?
That guy right there is an actual
I fucking hate you, I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
Fucking die.
Die right now in the game of life.
I love you so much.
Can I see that really quick?
Yeah, yeah, here.
Here you go.
Oh, fuck!
You love me now?
Give me the gun.
Give me the gun.
One minute one minute one minute
I rolled the back buddy
What's going on
sweet
this message
fuck yourself
actually fuck yourself
the only reason I'm not shooting you boys is
gonna fuck the whole team
you are so lucky that this will fuck you
if I shoot you
you are so fucking lucky
you are so fucking lucky
I
Do guys
You better aim. You better aim like this. Don't knock, not at me!
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Oh fuck! I dropped my gun!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it!
Stay away from me! Stay away from me!
Oh, you can't wait for me!
Fuck you, Pete!
Fuck you guys! Actually, fuck you guys!
Fuck you!
Oh my god!
Oh man.
That was big, dude. Huched.
What's 100,000 over?
Oh, holy shit.
Holy shit, we're screwed.
We're screwed.
We're screwed.
We are screwed.
We are screwed.
We're screwed.
We're dead, man.
It's all better.
Uh, hmm.
They can't even hear me yet.
I gotta get my, oh fuck, wait, oh shit.
I gotta get my mouth back.
Put me in the box, you asshole!
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
now we have to spend every fucking ticket we have getting our shit back
Oh
Yeah, let's just sacrifice go to that fuck
Oh
We can't we can't
No more guns for you coconut no more guns for you
Sorry, man.
Josh's above the air, wait for me, if you need me.
You got Josh above the air for me.
Hey, should we cut my eye out and re-roll it?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Maybe, I don't know, what do you think?
I think so, dude, we need two mil.
I mean, we need one point.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, let's re-roll it right now.
Oh, we need this one we need this one
Then we get this bad boy
Actually, we already have a coin so we get the increased max bed
Yeah, yeah, we should
All right, we're good. That's fine
Hey.
All right.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's do this, boys.
Lock it in.
We need a billion dollars and we're getting it right now.
Come on, Coconut.
Get inside.
Get inside, Coconut.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Here we go.
Fourth level.
He does all the gambling whoever reads the book is all the gambling. Where's the coin though right there?
Watch out minds
All right
Hi, okay, you ready back yeah increased backspent right there
Here we go, which would you like to watch?
We still have this
No wherever we do do not use that
We uh, we uh look at the top right of the screen my boy
You should know yourself right now dude
I don't fuck you, fuck yourself
Fuck how, play one more time
Oh no
Oh no, what?
No, no
WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Did we not just lose?
Yeah, but we won $5,000,000,000 and you just referred it a $5,000,000,000 win!
We just fucking lost, baby!
It's, it's, it's, Charm, no, no, no, you know what, I'll fix it, I'll fix it.
Uh, here we go. I'll fix it.
I
My oh, hey, nobody touched anything nobody touched anything
I
Can't believe you hit that I was about to press the other button too. You know, you press the right button
I said my wrong button. You say you press right, but I first run
I can't believe
Yeah, I can hear you.
You pressed the right button!
You sprained me?
No, no, no, no, not with the time thing, you fuck this, religiously!
I'll tell you about when we came back, you hit the right button!
Oh, okay, okay.
Hey guys, should we go win 2.3 million on blackjackle click for our tickets?
We kinda need them really bad.
We just need Coco to be able to sneak again.
Wait, was Coco?
Oh shit, was Coco?
No way, no way!
it was coconut that hit the button up in me not you or me well done Coco did
good work I'll get that good work holy shit this is too funny
hurt you hurt somebody why would I have a body oh wait yeah I do divide
I mean, why do you guys keep forgetting cocoa fuck coconut he put himself in that situation
What do you think Hunter you think
You gotta buy something quick they're putting their putting his legs back you buy some quick for sure this for sure
Then we we listen we got a role for that we got a role for the the coin
Okay, it's like an instant big dog
I
We don't get the coin though. I should use this instead of instead of this without the but I guarantee coins are worth it
Okay, let's ride all right come on go
I can't believe y'all done coconut like this.
I mean, coconut did this to himself when he started to shoot out the plush.
Get inside, get inside.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're gonna be getting inside.
Well, you taking high?
No, I'm taking your high.
Are you, are you, for real?
Yeah, just get in there.
I'm gonna get coconut in here.
Let me out!
Welcome back, Coconut. Welcome back.
You guys, hey, if I backboy you.
Yeah, you got your mouth, you got your mouth.
Hey, good to be back, everybody.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go. Hey.
What's hot chat?
He's over yonder, perousing the inventory.
Triple or lose your last one.
No, we should save the tickets. We should save the tickets.
Tim? Okay, okay.
Yeah?
Nasty!
Oh yeah!
I hear danε!
He's just a suck!
This is so sick!
I don't want to brake in to do such a thing
at a time like this.
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Don't forget Coco you guys are you guys got
this is my last run P I don't give a
fuck what happens I'm falling asleep
that's much I was someone takes both
these items and that guy does all the
gambling who's doing it I'm not
touching any more for the rest of
tonight I may I may have no torso I got this fat ass talk for you see I see you
and me yeah I don't fuck it let's ride come on guys come on guys
What is this game anyway?
Holy fucking shit.
Just hit the all in, now's the time.
One more.
oh man one more you got one more oh my gosh I see fuck it we need to be in
god oh my god oh my god okay we're back we're back we're back
we need to like go backwards in time shatters we just began looking at how we need a lot
We are so fucked. We are so fucked. Oh my god. We are so fucked. We are so fucked.
All on black. 1.8 million on black. What do you think?
Let me work. Let me work. Where's the Baccarat? Where's the Baccarat? I don't know. I don't know.
Isn't there a second floor
Guys we have three minutes we have three minutes. Yo, you're talking to me. Did you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you now. Oh
Oh my god we are so fucked we are so beyond fucked oh my god
guys guys everybody fucking stop everybody stop everyone stop everyone
stop guys I'm winning massive over here I'm up four million dollars let me
to be able to be out of this. Oh my god.
Oh fuck!
Fuck!
The mines are fucked, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We're dead, we're dead.
We're dead, everybody in the open,
everybody in the open, everybody in the open,
everybody in the open,
everybody in the open, everybody in the fucking open,
I don't know I keep saying minus minus. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh
my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Just hit everything. Hit
What the fuck? It's over.
For the record,
Hatch had minus six million.
Uh...
What are you gonna do?
He's no longer here, so we are not the biggest losers.
Wait, hold up. You're saying a guy not in the game
ruined our game?
well then yeah we should actually get a redo right what he's gonna should get a
redo I think that's fair that sounds fair to me you guys right yeah yeah hit the
button hit the redo button all right all right all right all right that sounds
fair that's unfair everybody I'm you the discord I'm you the discord is a
The redo button is all that is correct, that is correct.
That is correct, that is correct, that is only fair, that is only fair, the game was
lost to a player that is not in the game, that does not count.
It was nice to carry Coco for a change.
Let me see you guys get lights. What are you going to do?
Wait, I thought you said Alt-Four. Yeah, I already did.
He's a server host, so I think we're good.
Yeah, oh my god, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Oh, you restart.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, hey, hey, no worries.
We are back! We are back!
No not really. All right this is the last one, that's one.
All right you got your mouth back Bodge. Thank you peanut. No problem, no problem.
I would give it to you. Hold up, hold up. I need something. I need something.
I need something. I need something. I need something.
I'm fucking blind half this game
Listen to me baby if you take his mouth you can have your eye bag
By the way you got me to the disc
if you take a coconut's mouth, that's enough to get your eye back.
That's fucked up that you tell me.
I spent the whole last round carrying this guy around.
You think I'm gonna take his eye out?
Look at me in my eyes and do that.
You fucking cowards.
You won't do it.
You fucking won't.
You fucking won't.
I don't care either way, buddy.
do it i got all my appendages i got all my appendages you fucking mean the fucking i
that you fucking do it then play up you
fuck hitting me play up play up
all right let's ride dude i can see no one out
so i don't have to carry koko
Fuck it. Here we go. Alright, this one's for real boys. If we lose this one, I'm not
gonna have all that for it. We lose it for realsies. Alright, that's fine. Get in here,
all in guys guys this one guys guys the gun will actually save us i'm not joking
listen listen listen i need you to hold this gun and please don't shoot anyone until i say okay
we lose if you use this at the wrong time do you understand coconut
promise you understand this is very busy very very risky business
Okay, you know why he has nothing left to live you
I need you to carry the gun all carry go good. Okay
Don't let go of that gun
this gun ever drop the guy there are
hookers on floor 5 there are hookers on
floor 5 are we about to summarize that
Give me the gutter, baby.
So give it to him, so give it to him.
Let's run.
One more time.
No, you don't want to do it.
I can't man.
I can't shoot his mouth off, man.
Boom, right here.
Max back.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
One more time.
We're done. We're done. Oh wait. We are done. Oh my God. No way.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We could go for the challenge.
We probably have to go for the challenge. Get the extra tickets.
I mean, if you give them the God, we literally lose.
We already secured it. Listen, he's really tempting me.
And it's, I just can't be tempted. Don't do it, I mean, don't do it.
I'm going to get us, I'm going to get us the challenge tickets.
Get the fuck out of here right now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ooh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, man?
Oh, shit!
I got it guys I got it
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
We're the best game ever
Fuck yeah, then get it next back
Oh, yeah. Take a look at that, boys. Take a look at that graph right there. Take a look
at that graph right there. Straight lines, true. Mm-hmm. That's how you do it. That's
a beautiful line. Let's get his body back. We've got to get his body back. Well, okay.
Priority on this. Well, how do you say if we get his body back, we're risking losing
next round what you lose an eye right oh hey no the whole reason we're in this
mess is because coconut got a gun like five days ago in the game and used it
when we didn't need it that's why he's being punished the most all of us would
have all of our bodies right now if he never used the gun remember that mm-hmm
Well, I don't think you were here, Bob.
I just looked at it.
No, I was here.
I was here.
Well, you were?
You were?
Oh, yeah, you were.
You were.
I was here.
I was here, Bob.
You were.
Look at him, man.
You just look so cute.
You should piss out of him.
How are you not going to?
Absolutely.
Don't fucking piss on me.
Don't fucking piss on me.
Fucking motherfucking decent shit.
Oh, it's raining.
I think it's raining.
Oh, no, there's a thunderstorm.
I
Come on, okay
That's right
I will give him his legs back to that 20. Oh my god. We're so dead
We have to get driven
It's fine
I
All right, ten points left.
We have eleven tickets left.
We can only buy one random item.
Unless...
Okay, alright.
We already bought...
We already bought the fucking thing.
Yeah, we already bought the fucking thing.
Listen, listen, this is what I'm gonna do.
This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna give up.
Don't get on!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
A BB, you fucked us!
Let me out.
Don't let him down, Habibi.
Listen.
No, no, no, I didn't fuck nobody!
Oh my God, we're throwing!
We're throwing!
We're throwing right now!
We are throwing right now!
No, I got two things!
We're good to go! We're good to go!
No, no, no, take my eyes!
And then we go by...
...this.
I already bought a coin.
This, this.
What's this?
That's our ticket to winning.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's our ticket. That's our ticket
Hey, come on guys
Idiots. Oh my god
They're actually working to go make us go broke
We have to make 53 million gentlemen 53 million
you want to talk about. Alright, you want to talk about. Okay. Alright, here's the plan.
Well, here's the plan. We take this all in and then we hit this. We leave that for
last. We take this. We use it. We win. We use this. Boom. We're in the green. If
that fails, we have this as a backup. That's smart. That's okay. Okay. So we got that.
We've got it.
Does the holy statue work after the loss or mid-loss?
I'll do the activation on it.
Oh, my god, we have to play go holy shit.
We have literally, that'll basically make us win.
Dude, I don't know.
You sure about that?
We've lost a pickle a bunch of times.
No, no, no, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Tell me when to do this.
No, you don't do it at all.
You want to play or do you want me to play?
You play.
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to watch you.
Baker.
No.
Player.
No.
Baker.
OK.
No.
No, no, we didn't.
Wait.
What's that one do?
Oh, my god.
What's that one do?
Oh, my god.
OK, listen, this is what we do.
Do you have the device?
No, no, we're still good.
We're still good.
We're still good.
Listen, listen, listen.
What I want you to do is I want to hit the button
all right there, OK?
Hit the all button on that device, Mr. BB.
You're trying to me or you're trying to hit me?
Hit the all button.
May?
I want you to play player.
20 mil.
Is this 20 mil?
Is that 20 mil?
Oh my god.
We lost.
It's 20 again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
How many times do you have to use with that?
Not that many.
We lost.
Do it again.
Do it again.
One more?
We won.
We won.
We couldn't triple our last bet with this thing right here do it
I don't know if we lose it though. We have to go back
Why would we yeah fuck it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait listen listen
Listen, yeah, either triples your loss or takes away your last win
I want you to tell me if it lands on the wrong one and I'm gonna hit this so you don't okay
Cuz I don't know what you're missing at all
Oh fuck yeah.
Hey fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
My dad always said when you're off you get out.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
That's right.
You never won.
That's okay.
That's not like to get out.
That's okay.
Well, I'm not up.
Buy high, sell low, you guys.
Buy high, sell low.
Guys, we gotta have access to the fifth floor now, right?
I don't know, you tell me.
Stay here.
Guys, we have access to the big boy, you think?
Hmm.
Oh.
Yeah, we're gonna kill a hunker!
If you hit GG, of course, GG, of course.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh my god, 338 fucking million dollars.
Guys, guys, we get the gun.
We get the gun just in case.
I still don't know how it works.
So, oh listen, listen, listen, every time you shoot someone's appendage off in there,
it gives you 33% of the red number at the top of your screen.
So say we have zero dollars left, we shoot three appendages off and we win.
Okay.
But we basically never get them back because we'll never have enough tickets to get them back.
So this is only a last resort.
We also, we have...
I've learned my lesson.
Okay.
Give that to my bullies.
Wait, where'd the gun go?
Wait, okay, can you...
I
Know the gun don't do anything brash down. Oh
Do anything hasty? Oh
Deep for the hot
Your farm was better your promise better
Give me the fucking
We have to buy the god you dumb bitch
Now even though we have enough tickets for this do we oh my god with the purpose of our tickets
We got this we got this we got this we got this
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh, you had not done that challenge.
Fuck, he would rise.
Let's ride.
Oh, man.
That's nice of fucking money.
Wait, what?
Oh, whoa.
I thought you said hookers.
Wait, boss.
Boss!
Boss!
Boss! Boss!
What the... what is this?
I thought you said hokers.
Boss is a... a shark stripper?
He was drawn from the ATMs.
I have 14 million dollars.
Double or nothing.
Pay your debt.
We don't have a time over here. We don't have a time that we can sit and think for a second
This is it right here. I think wait
We was it was just me
The double or nothing or pay your dad
I
Should we take all of our money and Dublin
I'm going to get a bag.
Okay.
Grab a bag.
Grab a bag.
Grab a bag.
The ATM.
Not a bag.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
How do you bet this money?
I need to put all of it in there.
I don't think I've ever been more sure in my life.
I don't know.
Hold on, hold on.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Not yet.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's do it.
Break it all down. We have so much time. That's all boy. Don't yeah, don't we do anything you do anything?
It's all of our money we have to choose one with all of our money, okay, but why are we that means they win
or
The double head we don't win double wed all we do is we only pay off our day
hold on what about our items guys we we we what about our items what about our items
oh shit he's not here you can't use the items
that's a real gamble peanut i don't know
I'm gonna go.
Hold on. I have an idea. I have an idea. Give it to god. Give it to god.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. It'll probably remove one of our body
Guys I see we double it I say we double it
But if we lose that means we die right? Yes
What do you think
For and we can gamble with like five million dollar imprimis
Oh shoot each other that is kind of true. What if we would we just take this?
And go double our money then we come back and double or nothing exactly exactly
Oh, wait, we guys, we can't remember the things on the elevator are a great app.
Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
You're humble. This is it, man. You should stay where you can.
Okay, do we want it? Do we want it? Do we want to do it?
We want to do it all the way, or do we want to do it all the way?
We do it. We do it. We let it ride.
Well, hold on. If you shoot me right now, do we get more money?
It'll give you 30% of 338 million, so we do it after we lose.
No shoot me shoot me no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we wait till we
lose that you're sure we can double up more if we use it now we can pull more
money out of the bank I think it's I think it's disabled right now I think
it's disabled I'll be you can't use it until you lose your money
Wait are you still alive?
I'm telling you I should be hitting him
I should be double hitting him
Just fucking slam it dude
Okay okay okay
Hold on hold on hold on
What? What?
I love you guys, do it do it
Three two one
Double or not
Dangerous
Actual cinema
We are the best gamblers to have a live.
That's where we continue.
We are the best gamblers to have a live.
Holy shit, we're the best. We are the best gamblers to have a live
Literally beat the game we beat
Gambling
What happens that shit who's on top the hookers where the hookers
What does it mean when you're all the way at the top?
It means fuck you there's a guy at the top get hookers or does everybody get everybody gets hookers except for the guy at the bottom
I was gonna keep pressing E and see what happens.
Hopefully, let's just take our money gambling.
No, there's no way.
Where's our money?
There's no way.
We beat gambling.
I mean, like how much?
Where's our money for workers?
You can zoom in.
Is that what we got? Is that the achievement we can see there?
Wait, wait, the hooker's at. Wait, was this door always open?
Is this our prize room?
What the fuck is that?
Here. There you go.
Make the water yellow. Do I camouflage?
There we go. There we go.
There we go, Burbank
So this is what we got for 36 or 84 million. We get to what this can't be it
One something yeah, we want something for sure you guys what do we win?
How come are the same neighborhood as before like why don't we get like a fucking mansion? Yeah, you know, I like the phase house
I
The core house now
Yeah, I think we should have taken the money
Did we win anything at all
There has to be something man, I refuse to believe no no I'm looking around
I
Absolutely, but no you stop the unlocks it the same way
Oh, what if the game was made by the casino owners to try to influence more people into?
gambling
Yeah, but we just be gambling why would we ever gamble again?
But what if we want to see if we could do it in real life there needs to be a reason to gamble again for
this whole thing
listen what's the point where's the cocaine at hookers that's what that's my
question where is the cocaine and the hookers if I don't have a straw in my
ass with cocaine boiling through it the next 30 seconds I'm gonna freak out I
need to be fucking jerk it off from nine in the morning with a flacid dick
Look it up on the window paranoid stack Henry
Where's a fall Henry well
Guys does anybody know if anything changes or is that it? It's just the exact same
As it was before we won or is just something different. I need to have help with our publication stack
That's it ID
Where is the cocaine? Where is the cocaine? Where is the cocaine?
Where is the cocaine?
Was that always there or is that new
Well
Redicted to gambling now we have nothing to sell for it
That's life. It's life. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
All right guys, let's go play. You guys really go play
Okay, I think this game would take this log I you guys want to go play
Like
We can play anything we can play you play anything
I
Could play anything I kind of want to play army there. Oh my god. I'm I'm the best at this game
I'm kind of in the dick around mood. I
Kind of what do you want dick around him? I kind of wanted
I would love to dick around in the hookers that'd be cool, but
And I try like ten times so maybe you too fine gentlemen can help me to get back
Yeah, I'm down okay, okay, okay. I'm down. All right. So reset this game
It's good
All right
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, are we there yet?
Sound good?
Is everybody like are we there yet?
Does that sound good boys?
That's not good.
Is everyone are we there yet?
Mm-mm, is everyone up there?
Uh-oh.
Mm.
Mm.
I've seen a lot of yatches.
Lot of yatches.
Mm.
I wouldn't play arc but we kind of played this game the whole day.
I was supposed to get off that game like two hours ago.
So I think I'm just gonna play a dick around game for the rest of the night.
Guys, what do you think about getting Mr.
Fetus this one?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm game, I'm game.
We get Mr. Fetus.
I don't know the game.
I'm playing with Fetus outside of Rust.
Don't you?
You're going to see Mandela and RV there yet.
It's RV space there yet.
Gotcha.
Let me speak series in the discord.
Right this server.
Here we go.
You get the joke though, Coco RV.
there yet I don't think I get it I in a hole somewhere in the game of course in
in army in army day yet
In army day yet
Dome game
Let me open up mr. Army there yet here we go
All right, he's just joined up. He just he just said so
The mix I have at yes per
Mr. Phoenix. Oh, he's on the
discord yet. Never mind. He's
working on it. He's working on
it.
Mr. Software. I scared one for
us. It's just as good as
gambling but with drug
additions instead. Scared
for one was an imbaculate
game. Good sir. We played
on stream that games got like one or two good run-throughs that you done I don't
mind play that again it's my 21st I get to drink and watch you legally finally
take a drink with me I know you got a food somewhere cheers mr. goldfish
David cheers cheers boys oh yeah oh yeah you find the cartel it's good to
Why do I even fight the carcatella?
I said why?
No, I played before that, it was in the game.
All right, boys.
He just says,
well, let me get you guys in the game first.
Hmm.
No game.
And let me get you in here, boys.
Let me get you in here, boss.
There you go.
one for you mr. Coco oh I can't bite you hey hold up wait one for you mr. Coco
and one for you mr. Habib yeah I don't see you on here oh there you are here
Here we go.
All right, good to go.
Kiki's back.
He drives a gamble with friends.
Holy shit.
What happened to this car?
Yeah, last time I left it, we were in a good spot.
So we're pretty early on in the level, Mr. Hippie-B.
We tried going up there for five separate days, and we never could.
So that's why I've recruited you two specialists
They helped me with the cars
All right
There's a lot of new items in here, man
Got some oil
I'm just gonna fix her up real quick. You go ahead boss go ahead boss. I'm gonna bang bang it out
You're big enough or metal big it out
Do you come get out of some spirits? There you go boss
I did watch you go watch there you go what's up there's the spirits for you if you watch them
Oh fuck yeah.
How you feeling, Jack?
How you feeling?
You want it now?
Get out of here, you trash.
Give some ham to some sight, you're hungry.
You're hungry and thirsty.
that bad boy right there like you do I think we also put the chains on the wheels
too yeah I think we have one set oh my goodness my CTV is insane yeah I got to
on that down. This truck is just mangled.
It didn't change it at all.
This truck is mangled.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, you got it.
All right, we got a six pack in a dream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, Mr.
Good night. I'm half broken. Oh, what do the follow the spirits?
Delicious. The spirit just water.
Oh, God.
So good.
Get the hell out of here.
Sorry, maybe me and uncle were just having fun at the garage again.
Boys, you boys.
I think we got all night.
Oh, we don't know what we need.
These wheels, a couple of wheels.
I can prepare for the shark. I think too. Oh
Got it
I doubt we're good to go all right who's driving
Excuse me, mr. Coconut. This is a serious situation
you can't see it oh if you just take it back let me see you all right Coco there
now all right welcome in mr. Phoenix welcome in and fitness what's going on
guys it's great to be my hello me fantastic what a pleasure to hear you
8000 blessings to you my friend no no 16,000 blessings to you
it's double down let's go 32,000 wait oh yes I have been gambling all night
mr. fetus and I am I have beaten gambling myself yes we want gambling we
We have one gambling.
Are you jealous?
How are you impressed?
I got to say, that's music to my ears, you know.
We all have to be-
I did a little gambling in Dire Mall,
but it didn't pay off.
Not for my teammates, at least.
They didn't listen to the call-outs.
That'll happen.
That'll happen to them.
If the leader says, Ron, that's when you run.
I strongly believe that, Mr. Peters.
I'm pumped.
I'm pumped, gentlemen.
I appreciate the invite.
Hope everyone's doing well.
Here's the game open.
Yeah, I'm gonna open it right now.
me run it up here you came for me
give me give me give me give me give me
stop my voice why not smoke a cigarette
first and think about this he's how do I
do that first one they already hit me
with the yesterday we got ourselves an
ice cavern here all right I see that
and let me tell you how I get it
because I don't we should take the
advice directly because I you know couldn't really fucking do this part but
I fucking I forwarded
change gear yeah I'll just go in a second oh well well now you can't oh no
we can win shit we can win shit oh no you're in second year you can't drive
second gear without going to first gear first got it okay oh how the hell way to
get up the hill it's gonna be a tough one it's gonna be a tough one you went
through a hole oh couple holes all right it's just a certain five weeks in
situation boys yeah yeah it's gotta be winch no I join you guys here yeah you
know we should give you right holes oh fetus I don't have you on Steve can
You see me, uh, steam code, uh, code.
And you can just sing it here.
I got the wincing controller.
I haven't been to the head in the driver's seat.
Coco.
Not even, even, even, even in the driver's seat.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
You're, you're run.
You sure we wincing further?
Yeah.
I can win you further.
You wincing further.
How far you want me to win?
She, I'll win you as far as you can, boss.
all right boss oh yeah oh yeah right there should do okay I'll be one to
right no hand forward go get it let's go it oh fuck
easy easy steady does her steady does her yeah keep going keep going oh now
Keep going.
Keep going.
Oh fuck.
Keep going.
Oh fuck.
Keep going.
I can't see the gas.
And stop.
Don't worry Cap.
We'll buff out those scratches.
Unwinshin.
I'm unwinshin.
I should remember that
I don't know where she found it at Oh, there was three back at the base
You did the right thing not mentioning other important stuff like that
I'm gonna go grab one
that type of stuff. I'm gonna grab one. Hey, Peter, come here. Oh, I gotta put this
wins in remote back. What's up, Bob? You got snowballed fatty. Fuck yourself, die. Oh shit.
What? Help. I'm drowning. Help. I'm actually dying. Help. I'm dying. Peter, help. Peter,
help. Peter, I'm drowning. Help. Peter, help. Peter, help. I'm gonna die. Peter, help.
Help! Help! Help! I'm brown-eagerness!
I believe I sent my steamcoat whenever you get a moment.
That's right. That's right.
That's right.
I got you, Mr. Fetus. Don't you worry. Give me one quick second.
Yeah, yeah. Take your time.
I've got a fish coconut out of this lake.
Wynch him out. Wynch him out. Can you... Can you winch him out?
I... I... I don't know. Can we...
I'm coming with I'll just hang him down there, miss coconut
I'm hanging me you try my friends list miss a fetish would say it
Take your time. That's right. Here you go boss. Oh, wait, hold up. I'll button. That's a feet pick
I'm
Yeah, Coco you have a group of flustered. Can you see me? I'm on the edge man. Can you see me? Here you go boss
Got it.
It's just float on up here, buddy.
Float on up here, man.
Just just a little just a little more to the back.
Are you winning side?
No.
Back up.
Yeah. Oh, come on, oh, what do you go?
Oh, we saved him.
You're saved. You're saved.
I've been carrying Coco all night.
But I'll carry you while you carry Coco down.
I know how it feels.
Did you get the winch and hook?
I was carrying you once or twice.
Wait, I got the winch, but the thing
about having a car sideways is that you can't really
drive it forward.
True.
If we use one of the hooks, I'm
going to go back and get a winch and hook.
There's one right here grab you use this one. I'm gonna go grab another one. All right, Bob job. I'm
What what can I do guys? I'm kind of standing here. Yeah, you can you do it at grade?
Thanks
Get behind the wheel man. You mean the wheel. I mean you mean you need me driving
Yeah, okay out for driving
Peanut's been drinking. I'm tired go ahead. Where'd he is?
All right, I'm going to go with your what's your mana levels that fetus? Oh, they're very high
I've got three mana gems
Good fucking shit we're back we're online we're back we're back we're back
Systems are powered up. They're booted up. What do I just drive it? Do I just take it here? Wait? Wait? Go ahead go to park
There we go. There we go. That was excellent driving, Mr. Coconut. Excellent driving.
This cigarette feels incredible.
It brought me up here for a cigarette, Coconut.
I'm coming.
At least you're coconut.
I'm tossing you guys another hook.
I don't know if they're cut out for the team.
See how we did that?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't know if they cut out for the team.
See how he did that?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I did my cigarette.
Yeah.
I apologize.
God.
My process is killing me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Sorry.
Did I get that cigarette?
I apologize.
Oh, my apologies.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh.
My apologies.
I say we cut him off the team coconut we can get to the end of this valley
without him you're probably with that you know it what is I can't drive well
why don't you say so cracked open one of these and you'll be drifting around
like you're in Tokyo oh fuck hold on I can't I can't look around why can't I
look around you boys the old town he says he's eating right boss right there
I think I can't move all time back into the keyboard big winchin we're big
Wynch in I got another two of them very nice very nice
Who was happy me?
Yeah, well you guys just sitting here chucking cigarettes at one another all right good. That's rub for you
apology, I don't know what to do with them
Somebody's got to take some self-responsibility is that we were saying yeah, I know I know exactly how it feels you know
We can only do our best. I think we're good. I think we're good. I even drive up the hill
uh you need to be touched your bus if i if i all have for it can i get back in the server you know
yeah you can't get much mm-hmm there's another one right there too where can you toss me again
peanut yeah i got too much i got too much okay give me a little toss up there
there you go all right where's mr feed his head where's coconut feed his head
Invite me in the game right now. Yep. I'm here. I'm here. I got
Let's
Drop this you get another winch. No, I think we're good on the winches
I mean bad boys turn off the park
All right
Looks like where I live. Come on boys. I remember this next part. We need maximum speed boys maximum speed
Anybody got the jet fuel back there?
No, but we don't have lunch so we should know nothing about this. You should be done. Yes
Going to the second day here. Oh going into first gear
Going to first gear. Just look at my cigarette. Yeah, sure
I told him to talk to my mind in a stressful situation like this one.
Keep going, mouse!
Go into the second gear!
Keep going, mouse!
Going into first gear.
Slow and steady does it right.
Going into second gear!
Going into...
Back to first gear now!
We're in third, mouse!
We're in third!
Going into second gear!
Going into third gear!
I'll go back to first
No, we need a second gear
Don't need a third gear. I'll go back to first gear
No, we need a second gear
I have a lot of stuff when you get here
How do you hit them? Oh, I'm in the liver. You got one of the handwork is up. They do our cars roll it down the hell
You all right, I saved the beer I saved the beer. We're getting big on it. Listen now when we get here, but I want to
Uh, hold up, let's block and crack up for the cold one, think about what we're gonna do next.
Oh, you're gonna crack up a cold one, you need to get one for me too.
Ha, there you go gentlemen, I brought beers.
Oh wait, it's up here.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Alright, peanut.
Yep, what's up?
What's going on, guys?
I'm just counting, I'm just counting.
We're thinking about our situation.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just counting the area, you guys do what you gotta do.
Maybe two beers coconut
Perhaps a third deal will make me feel right
She issues for people clear my head I
Will get the focus in the hopes that's it. I was determined with six beers
I'll never give up if I'm got seven beers in me
I'll figure out how to get to the top of the hill if I've got eight beers
nine beers is being no problem
10 beers, let me tell you, not even a challenge.
11 beers, we'll figure that.
12 beers, and it's bound to stop, and I'm taller.
I don't even know what that means.
Alright.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I like it.
I like it.
How's it going out there, Phoenix? Have we figured it out yet?
We're good. We're real good, yeah.
I've got the back end of the RV, taking care of it right now.
We got an extra wheel, I found some beer, ready to rock.
Who's out there right now sitting out in the corner?
Oh, that's me, boss.
Go check on him.
That's me, boss.
Listen, if we slide down this thing, we're going home.
Where we started.
Yes, man, come here real quick.
All right.
Well, here's the problem, boys.
Here's the problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Fuck yeah.
That's great.
That's great.
Fuck yeah.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Get it out while we can, gentlemen.
Yeah, I can't ever.
Here's the problem. Ice is slippery
You know what how about a preemptive how about a preemptive hooker
Yeah, let someone toss me up, let me get let me get a preempty
We got the burgers back.
Last time we did this, we had jet fuel.
But we don't seem to have jet fuel.
So I don't know how to do it.
Toss me up there, Fetus.
How much torque we got this time?
You think we're going to hump the left?
About, Fety.
Two, Fety.
Right on top.
Hey, Peta, come back here.
Give it a little push.
Peta, come back here, Peta.
I'd say we try to get past the high speed part by flooring it.
Then, we throw it in park and winch into the top.
What do you think, boys?
You gotta give it your all, man.
Let's make sure our lungs are secure.
Should we have a couple burgers or not?
You might find out some burgers.
The burgers would be nice.
Alright, here's the plan, boys.
I'm sure it's a lull, man.
Maybe you grab a winch hook,
Get ready with it at the top of the hill, but don't place it just yet
Coconut I do you cook keep look out
Good I'm gonna fucking floor this thing up the mountain until it cannot go any more
Okay, okay. All right onto this plan. This is absolutely incredible plan
Fetus, maybe grab the winch
Extend it as far as you can constantly
In case we start sliding, I put the hook down, you hook it.
You talking back to a commanding officer.
This guy gets it.
This guy gets it.
That's the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard in my entire life.
I personally don't ask if you want to go back down.
Fetus grabs the winch hook and elongates it as far as he possibly can.
Just in case we start slipping. Oh
Shit in the event that we start slipping
Have be be places though when took
All right feed is quickly a tax is the way it took and
We went shit
All right, I'm gonna be honest you're cooking your ship up like this and I'm gonna give you discord mode for my
of creation guilt does that sound like something that would be the highest honor in my entire life
right behind letting the previous fuck my wife every Tuesday and Wednesday let's go one more
suggestion maybe have cocoa hold the controller when old fetus opera needs to get a little bit
elongated it's not elongated enough for me get as long as you can yeah I like it
long oh yeah let me let me unwinds it for you so you got some more room I give
you any more room boss I think that's as long as I can go all right here we go
I could stretch it out anymore if I tried you ready talk about I feel chill
fixer if you're winch if you're hooking this a baby make sure it's
down the hill for me I can't come up with
I'm grabbing another one.
No, no, no, no, no, we have to eat up that one.
We grabbed this guy and we throw it.
Up the hill.
What are you throwing?
It's Phoenix.
I'm elongating.
I'm elongating, god damn it.
I'm elongating.
Oh, that's, that's almost it.
A little more.
Go ahead and hook it, boss.
Almost.
One more.
Go ahead and hook it, boss.
I need a little.
It's not, I think I need to stand there for a minute.
It's, I'm trying.
Okay.
Yes, nice. I'm wrote you know, I'm wrote you know
It's not letting me winch. I'm tell I'm trying telling you
I didn't make any mistakes as you know, all right, let's start with shit boys. Let's go
That's right. That's got the remote
It's winching time
the old driver's seat get this thing
Revan get this lady Perne we'll have
plenty of time for butt stuff later
come towards me the left
I need a little bit. Keep winchin, keep winchin.
I'm coming, go winchin. Yeah, come. Come, come.
Yeah, there you go, yeah.
Come, come.
I'm driving, I'm driving.
Yeah, keep coming this way, keep coming.
We need a second winch, you think?
Uh, I don't know. I feel like I can go.
We need a second winch.
It's only the back, only the back right wheels.
Hey, nice. I feel like we might be okay.
Are you Florida coming out?
Florida coming out.
Florida coming out.
It says good luck everybody else
You ready? I'm about to unwinch. I'm going yeah
Are we out of weight?
Straight line to me, right here, that's right
Hey, you're back
Good luck guys!
We win! We win! We win! We win! We win! We win!
I'm sorry, we're leaving, we're leaving, we're going
Oh, thank god
You're back
You're trapped in the chambercour, it's overstitting me, I can't think
Is it off?
I think it hurt you.
OK.
Hey, guys, I don't want to alarm anybody,
but the health at the top of our speed isn't looking good.
What does that mean?
That means the RV health is about to explode.
The RV's fine.
We'll be fine.
Yeah, we'll be fine.
Let's see that guy.
He's just overreacting.
He just won't talk to me back up.
Where do I go?
All right, baby, I want you to do something for me,
boss. I want you to take this winch and run to that tree as fast as you possibly can. Coconut,
you keep flooring it, boss. You're saying you can hold Q fetus, grab the winch,
and do what now? And put it on that tree over yonder. You think I got much time to do that?
I'm flooring as far as I can.
Oh no, oh no, no you gotta let go of it!
Let go of it!
I'm flooring it, I'm flooring it.
Oh wait, see if we can reach that tree right there.
I'm driving up, it's not going.
Maybe you see if we can reach that tree with the winch.
Listen, I feel like if I let go of this wind trend now, you guys are gone.
Yeah, you guys are gone.
I was in Park the whole time.
This is not a good spot right now.
Yes, but I was somewhere the entire time I didn't realize wait we're going wait
Go forwards and backwards sort of like flatten it out on the road on the hill ah, I can't fall if I die right?
What you just wait hold on hold on let let me try the back winch
Well hold on guys. Let's just put the winch on the fucking tree
Let's see if I take this we go
Take the damn win I mean not right now now we're fallen counting up right now
Let me get the damn winch and put on the damn tree.
Overlease the winch!
I'm going to release this one now, okay?
Or do it?
I'm on gear one, is that good?
Is that a good gear?
That's fine, that's fine!
We owe it all up!
Hit it!
Hit it!
Release, release!
Park it, park it, park it!
We went the winch and controller go!
I lost the winch and controller!
Okay, okay.
Decent.
Can I pick this one up or no?
Wait guys, I think I lost the winch and controller.
No, no, you didn't I dropped it right here something like I think it might split off the mountain
I got a whole winch. We got another pull. I'll put it up here. Well, we don't have the winch in controller
surely
You didn't do something like that. I dropped it right here thinking it would be nice and safe
That'd be like
Being up five million and reverting time to two million that would be something like that. What if?
Be where'd the remote go?
I feel like we've lost the windshield and all the glass see this things look it's straight down
Something parked in LA overnight
That's right
Wait, hold up guys, I don't have to get out look for the wedge and remote
Holy shit
But you get how you die metal. Oh, he's down. Oh, how did you die?
Yeah, how did you die? I took a fucking flare gun to the face
Come down here to the left you gotta go to the left left left. Oh you go left go left
We hold on coconut hold up let hold on coconut left down down a little hole to the left
Oh, we take it. Let me take a beat down there. Let me take a little peep see my body bodge. Oh, there y'all
Still smoking cigarette though
There's a bunch of metal here so we can repair the truck of it
I think you would kill him I thought it was gonna be a funny
Hey, you know this is fit now the perky out
all right well I don't know what we're gonna do without the winch in remote we
can try to keep going. I think it's down here I think it's down here it's probably
slid down the mountain I'm gonna look for it. Sometimes they spawn more winch
remote to the next part. Oh my goodness gracious there's some type of animal after
me. That's that's what that's
what they make wagyu from. Oh,
shit. By the way, the wagyu is
cow. I learned that the other
day. Oh, did you? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, God is a delicacy. But I
don't think it's wagyu. I don't
eat goats. You don't eat goats.
That's right.
I
Just got overrated so I'd rather have a ribeye. It's too fatty
All right, we're going without the widget hug. We're going without the widget hug. We don't need one slamming. I'm looking for that remote
I couldn't find it
Wait we in park over park. This is this is very game. Oh, oh, hold up
Hold up hold up hold up hold up. Oh my god. Are we winched?
I'm gonna let you know. Oh wait we don't have the winching. I don't want to be that guy but
this doesn't seem very good. It doesn't look too good.
Trying to create the left and floor it in my kind of flat never ever are you insane?
You say Craig the wheel to the left and
I might be crazy I need a second pair of eyes of this but would cranky into the left and flooring it help us
You know they always say
Ain't for the bushes
Record is proven. I don't make mistakes in games. All right. I'm gonna turn to the lab and
Wait
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I winched it. I winched it. So we're winched, but we don't winch controller
You guys we got to find out the mode. Yeah, we really do I look down here
I thought it was probably down here, but it's we might have to restart. I'm not gonna lie to you boys
This is the part I got stuck at all the time. I just this is why I'm like stepping up
I dropped it right
Yeah, it looks like that I dropped it right here. I don't know how it's up there no more
But it really is slid
If I dropped it right here probably would have gone you saw how far I slid yeah, I'll
We went about the way let's check in the van see if we have a second one
Yeah
Not looking good we got burgers you got some burgers. Oh, there's a jet fuel. We got that feel we don't need a winter
We got that fuel
Can you reach the driver's seat?
I feel so cool.
Can you reach the driver's seat?
Hold on.
Shit.
Let me stand up.
I'm there.
I'm on the driver.
Sir Habibi, your musk is insatiable.
I'll sit up and talk to you all night.
He's cooking.
He's cooking.
That's right.
Sorry.
I don't know.
Did you get it, boss?
I'm above you.
Fuck.
What are you doing here, boss?
It's supposed to be in the driver's team.
Hey, where'd you go?
I'll throw you.
Where'd you go?
Here, throw me here.
Pick me up.
I think these guys are gonna make it, fetus.
I think they're gonna make it.
Ready?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Okay, one more time, one more time.
Okay, I had it.
I'm coming.
Pick me up.
Alright.
You gotta go more to the left.
Yeah!
Oh my god, I saw it, I saw it.
I'm in there!
Alright, this is like a picture.
It's in first gear and the car is on.
Five.
Alright.
Three.
The horn's working.
Two.
One.
for it
i did that to let us go of the wheel of the wrench
let us go of the winch let us go of the winch
let us go let us go hurry up i'm opening it
got us off i think this can work we're running out of fuel we're out of fuel
let it go let it go it's off it's off no it's gone
it is it's like sitting here yeah i don't know what's going on it's off boys
It's not off!
Oh shit, it's off boys, so it's off.
Look, it feels off. I mean look, I'm not moving.
We're at a 90 degree angle.
Alright. Alright.
Where is it?
Good job.
Alright, did we win?
Yeah, we won.
Nothing to call.
Alright, here's the win to the remote.
losing oh my god this is the second winter remote that means one of you
dickheads through the winching road outside of the car before even started
and I'm pretty sure it was coming what are you gonna do guys we need some
road pops how many can we carry road bombs it's a robot you got some beers
What? Yeah, we got some beers.
Oh hell yeah.
We got a bunch of pussies.
Bunch of sea boards.
W.
Little bit of oil, some burgers.
Oh yeah.
Little motor oil.
Oh yeah.
That's looking nice.
That is looking nice.
Alright.
I'm gonna go boys.
I got some feet now as well. Oh, let's get these hooks as well
You might toss me up on the roof mr. Fetus I can do that. How do I drop this sir? Thank you boss. Thank you, boss
Yeah, thank you good chair shoot. No, I've been working out I
Can tell I can tell your gluteus maximus is quite impressive
17 years of breastfeeding, you know, I was almost
You can see what it does.
Wonders.
Shut up, mom.
Shut up, mom.
You might toss me up there, Mr. Fetus.
Yep.
Thank you, good shirt.
I got you.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, good shirt.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, JJ, how you doing?
How you doing?
Hey, joining us?
Wait, can you play more than four people in that game?
Uh, I thought you could.
Don't know is this game only for people?
We touch beefy a time
You want to take my squad mom? I?
Don't know
Yes, yes, oh, I'm gonna take my spot. That's right. Yeah, you want to go up again? Oh?
Yeah, it's not back to Texas. Oh
Have a safe trip or what?
As you died dude. I'm not gonna lie
All right, let me for this one now
playing fell asleep had a dream the plane crashed it was terrible yeah i ain't flying
flying is the fucking worst you want drive you want drive boss i think if we floor it real fast
we won't have to use a winch and hook on this first part unless you got that handle box
you got that handle we i can just sit back and relax
look at me go you can drive as well as you can cast those blessings try to get it to 50
gear before he reached those icicles.
Oh yeah, you're doing just fine, boss.
Oh yeah, you're doing great.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, just a little bit more, baby.
Oh yeah.
A little more, I guess.
I was thinking we would use the rock for traction, but the ice was a genius idea.
Alright, so small, boss.
That's okay, lucky. That's okay. I hate those smart boughs.
Alright, something that ties me up, I'm gonna get eyes and wind to hook.
There you go. Thank you, boughs. Thank you, boughs.
Do we need it right now? Cause I feel like we can get on this rock.
And then, uh...
We can put it even further up.
Yeah, let's put it like right here, and then let's unhook it so we can go a little further
I like oh there we go. Oh, oh almost there be be over there
Got it got it got it. Oh now it's wincing time now. It's wincing time
Also got a suggestion. Mm-hmm. What is it like you?
What do you think if we don't lose the remote this time? Oh good thinking good thinking
I was thinking the same thing
No, we actually only had one Gigi because someone cook it
Tossed it out into the fucking forest before we even fucking started. Oh my god
Did you give the extra jet fuel up on the hill? No, we don't need it really did one tip you
How's it looking boys? Am I my is it coming along nicely?
Yeah, you're on your way. Good. It's a good way
Flip them over. Ah, should as old bad. She's so figure herself out
All right, we go and we go and we go coconut. Yeah, I share sugar buddy
Yeah, go ahead. Thank you boss. I'm having myself a cold floor boss. I'm gonna go all right
We're both I'm floored it. I'm floored it everybody
All right boys here is the plan
I'm gonna I'm can I trust you fetus? Can I trust you trust me cannot trust you with the very important task
I'm completely full on manner. I'm gonna give you this jet fuel here
And when I say not a moment early not a moment late
You'll look right here and left click on this order right now
That'll give us a speed. No, no, no, right to say no, no, nothing's it
That'll allow us to boost up the hill and win.
Okay, let me make this straight.
So I just left-click this, looking at the engine.
That's good.
Yeah.
Got it.
Done.
You can count on me, boss.
Let's do it.
Darn that ride!
A steady hand, Mr. Fetus.
Steady hand.
Very steady.
Very steady.
You mess this up.
This is up, I'm gonna fuck coconut ass all night.
Twice as vigorously as normal.
That sounds great.
Is everybody, I feel like we're missing everybody,
but you and me, Phetus, where are the other people
that are supposed to be in the powerhouse?
I'm in the bathroom right now.
Oh, it's us.
Oh, sorry, boss, sorry, boss, finish up your poop.
I'm just taking a piss.
Finish up your poop, boss.
When you pee, how come sometimes
you have two streams of urine?
How's that even possible?
Oh, the four PGs have aids.
PGs.
What?
Mm-hmm.
Good.
Four PGs?
How is two streams of PGs coming out of my dick hole?
Oh, I hear that.
Doesn't that do?
There's a public toilet one time, and I peed, and the fork went on the both guys to the
left and the right of me, and their shoes, at the same time, and nodded the toilet at
all.
Oh, my goodness.
How's that possible?
Hit the jack!
Oh, I got the fuel!
I dropped it!
Oh, my God.
I was distracted by it.
Oh, my God.
I was distracted by it.
Oh, gosh, shut up.
Coconut P story.
I was I was distracted by coconuts B story. Oh my god. Oh my god
Wait, none of you guys get that is it just me all the time all the time the dog scream
I don't know the three no, you know you do you get that? I
Of course of course of course
Have any of you get that?
Whenever I have a really good night, maybe
We seem to not have a wheel anymore. I get it all the time. I don't know that might be a problem
Moving forward you man
You got to work on your forties. She's a she's a lucky lady
Lucky lady of the night
I'm gonna grab that that metal we found earlier
I'm waiting to use my jet fuel the unit on the metal to repair
Part of the ship part of the ship part of the groove
It probably might be wheels
I think we got to back this bad boy up before we can put the wheel on it
They're not having much fun putting the wheel on it.
Let me try backing her up.
That doesn't seem to be working all that well.
Is there any way, oh wait hold up, I got an idea.
Venus, you might grab a wheel out in front of us.
I got it, I'm on it.
I
Got the wheel
Throw it beyond the roof. I can do that. Mm-hmm. We're gonna figure this thing out yet. Let me tell ya
Just giving her a little bang up job. Oh, yeah, we'll go the wheel on cookin a quick go down
You did great miles
You did a great job house. What a natural. I'm so proud of you boss. Thank you. You're not a fucking door again
Oh my goodness, here's the winch we're good. We're good. I got the lunch. What should I do with this?
Nothing yet boss
weird that thing go oh here we go look at that you might throw me on this roof
yonder as I go back here how do we eat that guy how well we can fuck him later
let's go ahead and get on the roof throw this paddle back up there it's
well great fuel I reset this all right come here get on up here peanut oh
thank you boss watching this fuel for dear life there you go thank you boss
thank you boss go ahead and do a little bit of repairing make sure these
wheels are nice nice and tight that's a good job right there thank you boss thank
you oh oh yeah oh yeah she's looking pretty she is looking pretty all right
boys back in the whip kind of figure out this situation where this pickle
listen here boss what's up
what are you looking at?
oh you're in with the jet fuel right now
I'm ready bro right so what we're going to do is we're going to unwind the winch
right unwinds in that winch out there mr. cokey nut
I got you thank you
how do I win this ghost out here they're trying to hurt me
ah that's okay that's okay
all right what do I do with the winch
Oh, don't worry. I already on Winston boss. No need to fret
Now mr. Phoenix you got that
You got that jet fuel there
I can drop this load on a moment's notice champ. You just let me know I'm ready. All right, three
captain
What
We're going to need to do it again.
All right, going into the toilet window.
I just went right out through the rear windshield.
I don't know how.
No worries, no worries.
All right, I'm locked in.
Let's back her up.
Yeah, yeah, back it right up in back her up.
Here we go.
Time it down three.
Now, we all needed the jet fuel just yet.
We're back in a pickle again.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to need to winch it.
Can you winch it to a goat?
does that work
now i don't know what they're on there they're unwinchable
i this uh... i'm getting two frames per whenever
uh... have no fucking idea what the hell is going on
how about we uh... how about we do this the right way
i have genuinely no idea how i'm getting so low
Oh my god!
Oh, wait, what's the matter?
A car!
A car!
I just want three pieces to come off!
I'm not, I'm not operational right now!
Yeah, you know, they're back!
They're back!
Crazy.
Oh.
Hmm.
Ready to three up?
Ah!
I just picked this fucking thing.
Don't worry about it.
I think we're on top of a goat.
There's a coat under the RV.
That's the problem.
That's the problem?
Let me take a look.
I'm looking at the scene to be a goat under the car
No, these notes are pretty brutal
How do you a window fuck our cars fuck it's fun?
I were backing up. We're backing up
Beams get ready with that shit. Do we have anything just died? I didn't go to go to baby
No, no, it's about to kill me though. Oh, I got back up a little bit more
Oh, somebody put a winch on the front so we get back. Let's try to unwinds this part right here. There we go
Hopefully we can pick up enough speed
I'm gonna go this go away from you guys. There we go
All right. Oh, I'm unconscious
I'm unconscious I cannot drive the vehicle
I could use another beer if I'd help it might help. Let's see what you got. Coco you got any word what?
We're sliding we're sliding captain we're sliding
I don't know how to drive there we go that should solve the situation. Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're park and see
Let's see. Oh my god. Well, where's the
Let's see
Yeah, so we seem to be stuck. Oh hold up now hold up now
You got that jet fuel ready boss
Oh, I thought we would make it we didn't make it we could make it on ice
Well, let me get you out of here boss, I'm gonna win shit. I'm getting one frame per maybe I
I have genuinely but foot no idea why this keeps happening. I'm grabbing the wind
Everybody well done
We gave it everything we had, and that's what matters most.
You give me the bottle of mountain night, pal.
You fucking...
I wasted a bottle of the mountain.
All right, so here's the plan.
You give me the money to fucking kill me.
I'm fucking crying, dude.
This is crazy.
I genuinely think all three of you
are at a secret discord working to make sure
we don't get up that mountain.
You fucking shit.
No, I should have it going.
That's right.
Really, you fucking killed me.
Drop the boat!
I have no idea how the fuck we are not up that mountain yet, gentlemen.
I do have some good news.
I found some straight up vodka.
It's perfect.
Thank you, sir.
I'm going to need about five of those before we're done.
Put the hamburgers on board, of course.
Can't forget those.
Never.
There we go
perfect
That bad boy right there what I'm grabbing some chains real quick for the back wheels
I think six beers a little light for this crew. What do you think? I think so I think so
Get the liquor store boy. Hey guys. You mind helping me with these wedge balls put them on the roof
Yeah
Yeah, I do that you grab them and you put them on the roof
I
Toss me up there Papa. There you go bars. Yeah, I think coconut genuinely might be slow. I
think I
Coco I think coconut genuinely might have a brain defect
There's a winch. You said grab the winch. No, no, no, I said we're
Coconut toss me back up there. I'm gonna die. I'm getting good at that
Guys how about instead of going tires up the hill with jet fuel and first gear
We kill ourselves and give up
You think no, that's not what Nick a says. He says never give up never what you know
Yeah
Never one
There's no quitting me there you go by
Yeah, I sent you how you can actually increase the player limit. It's just in the files. You can increase it to six. Oh
Oh
What we give this one more good one, we just got everything on the car. Thank you Genji. Thank you
Yeah.
Road tracers are always better with mom.
Alright everybody on the damn bush.
Four people.
Does that make the car bigger too?
No.
No.
Oh shit.
Everybody on the fucking bush!
Alright I'm coming.
I'm ready.
I'm on the roof.
Should we crack the vodka now or later?
Once we make it pass that little...
I wanted to throw the bottle of vodka on the ground
and break it and then release your testy sack and drag it across.
Thank you, sir.
You're a sexy beer!
Oh, I turned off the car and said I'm going in second gear.
Okay.
Well, I'm going in second gear.
That's a good start, good start.
Every windshield is a dangerous spot.
Careful there, peanut.
I knew it, you're crazy.
Yeah!
Going into second, going into third.
We're third, we're third, we're third, we're third.
We're riveting.
We're riveting.
Oh, yeah, we got it, we got it, we got it!
We're moving, we're moving, we're moving!
Rip it.
Oh, stand away!
Rip it.
You got an angle to the right.
You got a-
It's the fur that's gone.
Oh.
Wait.
Oh.
No, I-
She's stuck, Biles.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't want to waste a windshield.
I know.
I know.
How much further do we gotta go?
I don't think so.
No, it's just further.
Is it?
Is there anywhere we can do it without using a windshield?
Um, hey Peter come get it
Actually
Put some food on this quick
I got it. I got it
Right up here bro. There's like four or five trees
Medium rare medium rare
You don't toss me over yeah, I think we have to wedged boys
his wheels not even touching the ground you got a plant you know hold on perfect
perfect big beer and then push the truck no is that a real thing okay can
you carry me all the way there business hold up wait a minute oh yeah is his
technology is technology fucking burgers are fucking fine down the
about it. Oh no. Oh no. I think it's gonna happen. Can you push the truck? Yeah, let's
see if we can. Oh it's stuck on that rock. It's stuck on that rock real tight, Poppa.
Oh shit, wait, somebody hop on the driver's seat. Somebody hop on the driver's seat. Hop
on the driver's seat. Hop on the driver's seat. I mean, no fucking way. Driving, driving,
quickly. I'm about to run out of steam. I'm about to run out of juice or whatever
How do I push it with you? Do you know how?
Just push out, push out!
You got thrown in first, fetus.
We're both pushing it!
Push it back!
Oh, Q!
Yep!
Yep! Oh, we did it!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I'm used to driving weather like this. This is light work.
That's because of these muscles right here.
That's right. 17 years of breastfeeding.
Second on the MTs.
Oh yeah. You both died strong.
That's right every last drop, a drippy drop.
Alright, I think on this next part, watch me time that jet fuel just perfect.
We're up there in two seconds flat.
I'm gonna keep going Captain, you're telling me to stop.
I'm gonna keep going, I got momentum right now.
But you go ahead and throw that bad boy in park or be will you Bowers?
I am.
My feet are getting cold out here.
You can trust me when it comes to winter driving.
All right, Swedish, I'm gonna trust you with the jet fuel whitch again. I
Don't want to see any flying out the windows dying to goats get thrown out the mountain
All right, you understand this whole like a first-aid. Hold on. I need to get primed for this
You go ahead go ahead and nervous right now. Okay
You know back when I was at blizzard I used to slam vlogger twice daily, you know, of course
Fuck your stuff with me
Alright, let's do this thing walk it right here. I'll guide the way. I'll be like that
I swear to God
What about what we need the jet fuel
We're going boys we're going we're going
I've never played this far this is fun
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Go, go, go.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Now, Jiji, how do we get Jiji here, boss?
How do I manipulate these files or whatever?
I thought that was you.
You know what, boss?
I'm just going to take a hike up the mountain.
I'm going to let Jiji take my spot.
You sure, boss?
I was going to say, mom's got my sanitize you want.
Files here, files there, copy, paste, Jason.
I could change one number in the files.
It's fucking complicated.
I'm telling you.
It's just like Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jake Gyllenhaal?
Well, hold on.
I might be able to change it without even restarting
the game.
I've been to this folder before a lot.
You don't want to be knee-deep in Jason.
All right?
Trust me.
I'll do that.
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, maybe it sounds like Jake Gyllenhaal.
What are you talking about?
You stay right there.
You're building home, man.
He's the fucker.
What are the best actors of our generation?
I have to be trying to game.
Wait, if I change this, do I have
to reach out to the game for short?
Or no.
I mean, it says save the file and relaunch the game.
Wait, yeah.
Actually, I just realized my computer does not
look like the things you sent me.
Oh.
Yeah, but I'm not seeing the files that you're seeing.
Can't you just code can't you just code something? It's a good idea. Let me phone some of my hacker friends right now
My files do not look like what what you what you said me
Hmm, let me try one more thing
Let me try I see I might be able to get there if I go to steam first and I right click it and press I click
Whole lot of dicks
Your analysis pieces wait a second. I think I've got it. Oh
Oh, no, no, no, no, this has got to be old or something.
It doesn't have, I can get to ride
and then ride doesn't have saved.
You know what I'm talking about?
It doesn't, it doesn't, this is an old thing, I think.
I think it must have updated the game.
I don't think it works like that.
It's not in saved. It's a main file percent app that a percent hold up now we've got some
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
some of the Harvey.
It doesn't navigate to the Harvey League IV pros.
App data Roman.
My bad. My bad.
Hold up now.
My bad. My bad.
My bad man.
the game called with some of the app data.
Got to go out user app data, probably roaming or the other one.
Okay, you know what, man?
I'm not seeing Robin Bows.
Not seeing nothing in app data.
I don't see a sick.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
App data, local app data, local.
got it cabinet local. All right. Then are we are we there yet?
Yeah, I don't see that box. Not in here. Oh, shit. Oh, when I
see a ride. Oh, hold up. Wait, hold up. I might have just
found it by accident. Oh, my way. I know I didn't. The file
literally doesn't exist. Talk to me on top. Talk to me on
top of the deal. Did these I found a file that it's next
No.
Not GGs.
Well, GGs for me.
Now for you.
No, no, no, no, no.
You guys go home.
I got, I got.
You idiot's fail.
No, guys, I got all the way to the file that you're talking about and opened it and
game.i.ni is not in there.
It's only game user settings.
I'm just gonna scroll all my Steam skins.
Wait, Views, Show Hidden Files, there's fucking Hidden Files?
Yeah, there is.
Why'd they hide my files from me?
Hold up.
View.
What is it?
Show Hidden Files?
How much?
Show hidden files, how do I show hidden files?
Oh, oh that didn't work either.
Nah, it's not in there guys.
I got it so hidden items on it, it's not in there.
I'm telling you boys, I'm here.
I got an idea.
I got an idea, okay?
And you tell me if you like it or not.
I'll even show you, I'll even show you
that I'm at the park.
Take a look at this, let me make sure it's not
doing anything weird.
Okay, there we go.
To do this, I'm at ride save config windows
and it should be game.i. not right there.
That's what the thing says to Jimmy.
It's not, see that?
Well, you might have to, well, no.
Hey, is that not it that you open?
No, this is game user settings.
I already searched for Max Players inside of this.
There's not one.
Oh, okay.
All right, here's my ID.
I already have it open.
I think this is an amazing idea.
This is probably one of the greatest ideas I've ever had.
I leave the disc with Paul.
The same thing.
Well, wait, wait, wait.
and I go to X, please.
Maybe I can add this to the other one.
We get script slash engine.game session, right?
You see, there's not even, there's a script.engine.game
user settings, but there is no script....
Oh wait, added.
Oh, okay, I don't think this is gonna work, but I'll try it.
All right, I added it.
All right, but if this doesn't work,
I'm just gonna play it if that's true.
Yeah, no, that's fine.
All right, let me do a quick reshoot,
video quickly start hold up you're back we start the game
I have to edit it again the editing and saving and then restart the game is fine
Yeah, I thought I should double check that I have no idea what I was
I have no idea what I was
I'm fucking all right we're watching it we're watching it we're watching it
I'm taking a shot
I'm sitting everybody in by
send them invites first, tell me when everyone joins you go boys and send it to me last peanut
Okay, I said you at first actually
We need to figure out if it works or not, so I joined last
If it doesn't then I'm just gonna watch you guys try to do it. I said I said every but you're not mom anymore
No, I am it doesn't say on the left line. Hold on
Okay, you change it. Yep. All right boss here you go. Oh, no
I still don't see you, boss
Hmm. Yeah, I'm still not seeing you, boss. Oh
You're back to Gigi. There you go. All right. I said everybody advised
Let me get the car sent to you and why you guys are enjoying. How do I help?
But you just gotta put all the stuff on the car. Mm-hmm. Okay, go go go go. All right loading it up
Snow chains. Is there a certain area we should put it on the back one this one over here. Yeah, right here
I
Did on the wheel oh, yeah, of course teams go on the wheel I knew that I knew that you know
You know I don't make mistakes of course of course
Of course you know this
Yeah, that whole Darth Maul situation where the tea leaders that run
Dire Maul situation with the tea leaders that run that wasn't a mistake. Fuck those guys a mistake ever
not even once. Yeah, I think everybody's in Gigi except for
wait hold up we see wait where's the BB ad?
I'm loading in yeah I see mom I see mom I see her I'm mom where where's the BB ad?
I'm loading in. Do we get a second remote? Where's the Gigi? Gigi's here.
Yeah but it didn't work. Let me see let me see the other one the BB.
Let me be a gentleman, okay? I get satisfaction from being a gentleman. You've satisfied me so much. I'm not even
I feel good. I'm not streaming either
I'd toss me up on the roof box. I need to get these wheels up there. Actually, I don't think we're gonna be able to do it
Well, I got my hands all over them already
Oh, yeah, there we go. All right, boys. Get all these wind tucks on the roof as well
Can't go anywhere without these bad boys
my task to be cooking that thank you box. There you go. Yep. Thank you, sir. That task
me up there, boys. Thank you, boys. That's them as well. Come on over here. I've been
waiting for this all night. Mom, I was supposed to touch him. We'll be able to join on that
other it but we
bounce I need I need other throw up there
all right mom your turn a baby were you able to join
bud yeah yeah yeah I'm here I'm just invisible in the game
oh good I can't see me but I'm not going to put on the roof
no no no you're doing back I'm okay with watching
get out of here shoot get out of here
I'm loading here. I'm loading here, Gingy.
Wait, where's-
Wait, hold up. Where's this-
Oh, god!
Is nobody sitting in the passenger seat?
I'm sitting in the passenger seat. I'm invisible. Just pretend I'm there.
Everybody in the fucking car!
Right now!
It's just what you're trying to say.
You're not here in physical, but in physical presence.
Let's ride!
Oh, yeah.
I'm feeling good about this. Wait, what about you, Coconut?
I'm feeling chill.
Smoked two cigarettes, but for me boss. I'll smoke three
Oh
Don't worry. That's really cosmetic. That's really cosmetic. Don't worry. That's a cliff
Don't worry boss. We're gonna need a winch enough for this one for sure
Gotcha. All right. Let me get up there at the winch some cover the hood. We're missing our fourth
I
Left for heat
Dad I swear to God it is turned into some type of fake misery competition
What do you get your ass in here? I can't believe you've done this Genji. I'm the bigger gentleman
No, I'm the bigger gentleman
Reading someone out here with Jim right fucking yeah, I'm ready to winch me good
about this tomorrow my I'm running out of
cigarettes guys this isn't good we have
to go I got some dirt well you don't
need that one to be we already got
somebody pressing the button good if both
of us at the same time it goes faster I
think oh good thinking good oh my
goodness you know what let me write that
down here my book of the dumbest fucking
things I've ever heard my goddamn life
I honestly the smartest thing all right
I'll start right now I've ever said
You start driving
And we got put it on gentlemen looking good. All right, let's put those remote back boys the one losers bad boys
Our feet is prepare the jet fuel at once
I'm on it
There was a lot of metal over there we need to grab that don't just book it fuck you
tell me you don't fuck myself man
fuck you
we're booking it
as I'm gonna tell you you're gonna wanna be on this bus when we put that jet fuel in
cause I'm going 20 miles before I stop
wait a minute I'm not in
uh oh
you better book the response dude man
nah I'm right way on the car
alright wait 20 bucks wait 20 bucks
I'm on
I'm on
you all show up at the same clothing store
I
Will I love to take a shot right here bottle all right boy that metal part
You'll be fix the wheels will quick just in case anything goes awry
Now he's fine. Yeah, we need never metal part. You don't need any metal you pushy
Where do you get metal?
After we get past the mental note in the sparkling areas. Yeah, you know, I got your jacket from the outpost
Are we ready with the jet fuel I'm ready brother four ready five four
Fuck
We can fix it we can fix it
Thank you, go go
I mean a little borrow top
Caught him out of drive
I'm coming up
I'm coming on the hammer dude fix it up fix it up. Why are we not moving? What's wrong with your stupid fucking car?
Rock there's a giant fucking rock
Yeah, yeah
We'll write it we lost to our wheels that means we have 50% wheels left
This is not good. Hold up two wheels. You tilt it down man. Go ahead and start winch into you put these wheels on it
I'm on it
I
Winching a car with no wheels on it. Yeah, yeah, we got a brother, you know learned out of blizzard never give up
Never surrender when the going gets tough we just get tougher. That's right. That's right. I
Tell you what? You just you stand right here. You're gonna have a big a good POV of this
This is
It's working. Fuck my ass. I can grab everything but the right thing
You know to push you up and put you up there. Oh my god. I hear come here. Let me pick you up. Come here
Come here. I got you
Chop it right there box
That was good. No, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
it's not it's not high enough for the tires go ahead much all right we got one
tiring it don't be up I get the other wheel I got you come over here I'm
ready I dropped the controller
We're back on the road gentlemen looking good you put it on there much
You're thinking oh, hey, I need you to remove this thing
I'm gonna spam me go ahead and remove it
No, do not be you dumb bitch
We're doing good very nice
Very nice. Take a nipper hat.
Nothing like a hard day's work.
Hard work, work!
Not like a hard day's work.
I just called for a cold beer with the boys.
Yes, sir, it does, yes, sir, it does!
Crack it open.
Oh, hell yeah, you got one?
Oh, I got them all right. Here you go. I'm releasing them.
Oh, yeah.
Little paps.
Thank you, bud.
Thank you, little roof out there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
maybe a quick cigarette in the well
oh yeah look at these bolts real quick before we get on the road
alright boys let's head on out
everybody in
oh I'm in
we're gonna need some speed and since we don't have the jet fuel I'm just gonna have to rip these gears
lock it boys
or
lock it in boys lock it in
I see it going over the left side.
Oh, fuck my ass.
30,000 times.
Are we stars?
Oh, wait. No, we're good. We're good. We're good.
Okay.
Oh.
Got more chains?
Fuck my ass.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Looking good like food.
I got chains on it.
I got some more beers. I got some more beers.
Oh, my score dropped on your burgers.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, it's getting dark. What the fuck?
Oh
Here we go here we go all right now we're good boys now we're good
what red on wins that are we though I'm wishing both I'm winch no no wait a
minute hold up there you go how about it boys I bought it boys mm-hmm all right
I mean both we are which it hold up we can just leave the wind took out there
it'll get off. Oh. Oh, those goats are a little incapacitated. Give me one moment. Oh, I'm
getting fucked. Relentlessly. Hold up.
There we go. All right. Good. Thank you, boss. Thank you. Focus. Focus.
You're good. That was all right. Here we go. There we go.
All right, we got a little bit lighter. We should be able to travel faster now boys
There we go, right there we go. No, no, all right. It's there we go
Buzzt
I'm fresh he's really like
It makes a focus
We're gonna put this right left a beer on the floor all right buckle up. We're going fast as shit. Let's go
Let's go
With fart outside the RVs lead
Oh shit
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What, are we gonna land mine? What the hell was that?
I think the wooden slabs might be glitched in this game.
Good one.
That's the goats.
Are you sure?
Unless that goat...
I mean, I don't know if a goat can munch on us.
I heard a bah!
Like that.
Yeah, I know you heard a bah!
But unless that goat's fucking Thanos,
he's not ripping us apart in one hit.
I think he's in the prize.
Yeah, no fucking help left.
He's in the prize house, Ron.
Go, Ron.
Did you smash?
I don't know how you find everything to me.
Guys, here's the new plan.
I actually have a plan to get us all the way back to where we were in five seconds.
You ready for this?
I like it.
Everybody work together.
Let's get all the items back on board.
We're gonna jet fuel all the way to where we were.
All right, let's get it.
Like it.
I got the burgers, Kogel.
Nice, nice.
Oh, excuse me, fat bitch.
Can you get the fuck out of the way?
fucking fat ass
Can you toss me
I got you. There you go. There we go. There we go.
Those balls go on the back or what?
They go on the roof.
Someone toss me on the roof. It's like clockwork now.
I got you. Oh yeah, now we're an action.
We are an action right now.
We're an action machine.
We got the baby.
We got the change.
I need a lift. I need a throw.
I need a throw to someone pick me up.
I got the wrench. Give me a bigger throat. Yeah, you put your back into it. That's right. That's right. Yeah, like that like that
Yeah, oh, yeah, there we go boys. There we go. Love that
There we go
Now we're cooking now. We're cooking boys now. We're cooking. All right. Everybody
We're good. I need to pull this bitch in the fifth gear
We yet
All right, yeah, we're good to go boss
Tell me when captain notice over a half-elf
And don't use it don't use it
Oh, we're moving we're moving we're moving we're moving we're moving we're moving oh shit. We're moving we're moving
We're moving, we're moving, we got it, we got it, we got it!
Get that jet fuel ready boss.
We're about to fly.
We are about to fly!
We're going into the stratosphere!
I remember when we were a half-health boss.
I remember when we were a half-health boss.
Maybe we're actually above half health by now this too. I know that stuff at the top don't really make a lot of sense
Think of it like apex the bottom one is your health and when it gets full you die and the top one is your shield
Yeah, see the little death symbol the bottom right of those bars
That case this ride. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
You got that jet fuel ready, fetus?
Ready.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Now!
Drop it low!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh god, peanut, too much gas, hole!
Hey, at least you're back here.
That's not too bad.
I mean, we made it out of here before.
It could have been worse.
We're merely a restart.
Quick restart.
All right guys everybody grab all the items quickly. We're gonna do this in five seconds all the way across back to where we were
Mm-hmm, all right, say up there few so I'm gonna toss them over there. Yep, so we have to pick each other up. Yeah
Throw me nice catch. I'm gonna put these on
Hey, now you realize we've been at the same spot for the past three months. I
I, I, yes, I, I, I, I, I, I, yes, I told you just, yes.
Is he driving when you were playing, Genji?
What?
Was he driving?
Yes, he was really good.
Hmm.
Thank you, Dave, thank you, Genji.
I'm gonna throw it up on the roof now.
Just throw a little bit of math.
All right, everybody to the fucking door!
Come on, come on, come on.
We're ripping this bitch and we're not stopping until we're all the way back!
Don't toss me in the roof. I got one more lunch full.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, we're ready to go. Let's go.
Do you want the extra jet fuel?
Fuck the extra jet fuel.
Extra jet fuel for bitches. We only need one.
Oh, yeah. Here we go, boys. Here we go, boys.
Here we go, boys. Here we go, boys.
got it. Here we go. I've got it. I've got it. This is the run.
You're not getting it. I'll push. I'll push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push.
Fizzle. Get one.
Tell me out, boys. Tell me out. Go get a captain.
All hands on deck. All hands on deck. This is the run. I believe.
Go get it. Don't push the car.
I swear this guy's slow.
I swear you have to talk to this guy slowly.
Coke to the truck.
Go, go, help!
Eee!
Pee-tack!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I'm shoving him!
The car!
It's working?
I'm pushing the car!
You need to drink a beer first!
I'm not even joking!
Yeah, we're going to vodka.
Yeah, let me get a vodka in here.
I need to get in prime for this.
A vodka or a beer?
Beer, beer!
I'm going vodka.
Okay, whatever, do whatever.
I'm releasing them.
Yeah, look at that remove it down. Oh
We got it we got it we got it go everybody everybody in keep going keep going well boys come on boys
Great all right
Let's ride get that jet feel ready fetus. It's time for lift out
I'm going to get that load ready, oh it's ready, it's ready.
You say the word, you're not supposed to be there, I need the beer's gone, out of the way.
We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible.
That's right, that's right.
One, small step, repeat it, one large step, repeat it guys.
Now Phetus, when I tell you, I need you to feel that bad boy if I want this engine purred.
Oh, I got you.
We're coming, Taurus.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I looted by saying, you know, you're not a van until you've had a van.
I'm ready to drop this load.
That's a pearl.
That's a pearl.
He's not gonna drop it.
Three!
Two!
One!
Now!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Walk in the inventory.
We got him! We got him! We got him!
Three square.
Stay onboard! Stay onboard!
Stay onboard!
I'm taking over time!
I'm taking over time! I'm taking gear!
Second gear! Second gear!
Second gear!
Port the grave of fifth axis.
We're going in!
Boys, we're going in!
Oh my god, he's doing it.
We got this.
You got this. You got this.
Hold me still.
Hold me still.
It's happening. It's happening. Come on.
We got him! We got him!
I don't have any ammo.
I don't have any ammo.
Give me another nail gun and giant!
It's right there.
It's right there.
What's going on here, man?
Jesus Christ.
Alright, he left.
He left.
It's fine.
We're good.
We're good.
I got some extra blister in.
Are you okay?
Fix the tires.
You can do that.
Guys, I'll do this dead.
What?
No!
man don't come down here do not come down here I'm coming no you can't make
it back up listen man never leave a man behind
they never leave a man behind finish the job you started
out of fucking Puma buttons swiping at me a fucking goat hey you know what it feels
like okay sir don't worry maybe we get you back in the next grade I need to get
on the roof here chief.
Listen boys, that's going to be a gnarly jump.
We need the other jet fuel.
Gingy was talking about earlier and I don't know how to get it now.
We got two winch pulls.
I don't know if that could help.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Yes.
You have to go back.
Don't call me surely.
Yeah.
But you know where the lake that you want to cross?
Yeah.
Without water.
Yeah.
You have to go back over there and go up the hill on the left side.
Oh my god. Yeah, we're gonna find another way to do this boys. Fuck that
What is a nitroglycerin? I have no idea. No, I'm not messing with you. Oh fuck. I figured it out. Oh
my god
I'm one shot from being dead
It's a mall atop be careful
Please don't hit me with a single snowball. I will die. I have about a millimeter of outlet
Well, we can use that on the Puba's you'll grab the other one
We hold up wait hold up you can put this in our engine
What is it?
Nitroglycerin?
Wait, shut, wait.
That's what I'm thinking.
Science guy, can you put it in the thing?
Probably blow it up.
Rub the engine with cheetah blood.
We need some metal here.
We burn the ice walls?
Wait, hold up.
We burn the ice walls.
You guys got metal by the way that's a thing. I don't know. I what my brothers you said it
Where you were just at the ice wall remember? Yeah, but how would that ice wall help us?
Even that's back there might be something behind it
I
Like that. I like that. I got an idea. I got an idea. Come okay
Take a look see here
Stand where I'm standing take a look see here. I think you alright. He's on to something
See where I'm at
Go go
All right, why don't you come on over here and take a little look see I'm right by the RV
I got something to show you I think this is gonna work all right
All right, so I got this nitroglycerin. Okay, this is a
This is an explosive you see that awfully formidable looking ice sheet right there. Yeah going up to it
You want to do the honors? I feel like that's the move here
Well, I'm gonna put this down in the RV for you. I want you to do it, but would that be
Yeah, can I can I make a little suggestion there boss? Yeah
We're going the wrong way. Yeah. Yeah, the right way is down this bridge
Right. I got an idea here peanut. I got an idea. How do you planks? Yeah, but we're gonna make this bridge across these planks
I want to get you to throw that bomb into that ice that I see and I think we're Gucci, but Venus
That's the wrong way around the other wall like this. I built a bridge
But you don't have to go that way
He just this is the wrong way powers
But maybe there's some goop behind that wall, you know
Looks like something just
I think there's some goop over there. All right, we can try it boss. Sure about you got that
Get you go okay, so that's good that only guys do where we could be already
That's the way we should be going I think yeah
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
Now, boys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
The only way I know how to get past the jackspart
is jet fuel.
And even with jet fuel,
it's like a one in 10 chance we survive.
You got it.
But I just found that wooden bridge.
Look down from the wooden bridge.
You might see a little yellow guy.
He's looking up at you smoking a cigarette.
Oh yeah, I do.
I see two of them.
They look like they're being fed on by birds right now.
Coco down here, too. I see a couple of you. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I got I
Mean we might be able to do without jet fuel I've been I doubted
Get to make this jump here. Oh
My god, are you kidding me right now? Yeah, I've only made it with jet fuel
We're gonna a lot more planks than that. There's no way
We all know my mother thinks it's a great idea. What if we just lower ourselves with a winch down that mountain there?
Mm-hmm. That's true. What do we have? We have two winch hooks. We can do it. Let's do it
Let's do it. Are you not the only ones alive mr. Feeders? I believe so since you and I that's right
They all died just like dire mall
Ah, please be bad. I'll happen. It's what longers
dragging through social medias. It's happening again.
Let's get the car in best shape we can.
And then we'll winch it down.
Is there a way I might be able to resurrect our fallen comrades here?
Only at the next spot.
Where's our hammer at? Did we lose it?
It's in the shelf. I put it deep inside.
That's right.
Oh, good thinking. Good thinking.
That's it.
We got Epi pants, don't we? Ow! Oh, sorry, Miles.
I thought we had a pair of Epi pants. Oh, you can revive them with the Epi pants as well,
but you have to go down there, which I'm pretty sure he said you can't get back and you go down there.
Yeah, that's true. That's true. All right. You have another nitroglycerin, though.
It's a good time to light this smoke. Oh, yeah. All right. Here we go. Time to winch it. Yeah
We got one of them winch hooks. Mm-hmm. I do. It's up on the rooftop here. I gotta get up. So here we go
All right, I'm gonna put it right here in the right
Right here
And then we're gonna
And then I like it. I like it then we're gonna win shit back
Right here smart you guys are smart. All right, so here's the plan I
I'm gonna have you on the driver's seat me with the lynching remote. All right. I
Got that. Let me just figure out how to get the fuck back in here. All right. Take your time. Take your time
It seemed it
Pick them up. He gets
Want to watch him suffer. Oh, that's a good. Oh, I'm suffering
Thank you
All right, so I would need you to ease off this cliff
Okay, real good time. No wait hold up
Real oh, yeah ease off the cliff. Okay ease off ahead. Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and remove park
We're rolling. Okay. We're just very very long ride. Go ahead
Right bow someone else. You're scared here. Oh, that's okay. Go ahead
Go ahead go ahead. Oh
Shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay. Oh, okay
I'm gonna release us a little bit at a time. I like it. Yep, keep it going
I'm trying to get us under the left side here
Yeah, keep it up. Keep it up
Doing God's work here. Oh, baby. Go ahead pause. I should redo the win. I don't know if that's long enough
I'll show you some long enough
Good day
Are you stay right there bones?
I'm staying
Never another winch and hook
Yeah, I don't think parks gonna help but you go ahead and do it
Park be aggressive. Yeah, why not I
Have no fucking idea what's going on on my screen right now. Oh, hold up. Wait a minute. I just saw it I
I see your hand it's doing a thing that's right the goats are getting very
aggressive I hear that I hear that much in your area almost I
oh got it got it got it got my shuffle bitch and pole I go ahead do that bad
Park for me, all right
Park is being removed right now
No, no, no, throw in his park, throw in his park
Park, park, park, park, park
Oh my god, oh my god
Okay
All right, okay, now to lower us down
Now release the park button
Mm-hmm, I'm releasing
I'm releasing, three
Two, one, it's gonna be a big release
And there we go, oh yeah
Now to lower us down, nice and easy
Nice and easy, yeah
I'm giving a gas we're not getting any traction unfortunately. It's all you brother. Let me go back and push a little bit
Moving a little bit. Oh my god
Okay, okay, okay nice easy nice easy nice and easy nice and easy nice easy nice easy
Nice easy nice easy nice easy. Don't worry if that's purely concocted like you. Fuck. Oh my god
That thing is attacking us with a poop out there
I've got the nail gun, I've got the nail gun. Oh my god, he removed our wheel. Oh shit, he removed our wheel. Oh fuck!
We're good otherwise. Ish.
Looking good, boss. Looking good. Looking good.
Keyboard.
I don't know why I can't put the- oh. Hold up.
Hold up, wait a minute. Got it? Okay, yeah, that'll help. Yeah, throw that barge.
All right, let me go ahead
Wins and down a little more
We're flat
You guys flatbots you guys flat I?
Could do that. Yep releasing Park. I'm releasing the winch
Hey, we're beautiful. I go ahead doors and park bars
Yeah, we're parks. Let's get these wheels nice and pretty oh, yeah, you got any metal I could use and you know
Prepare this thing up a bit.
We could hit the large excavate to work.
Might have a little metal. Go ahead and grab a hammer and try it out, box.
There's nine metal where we're at.
Nobody likes to show off, but we've got no metal where we're at.
We've got tons. We've got zero metal.
We've got zero metal.
We're gonna go buy a bit of beer thread.
Alright, that's fine. All we gotta do is get to the next spot and we're good to go.
Okay, I'm gonna put this bad boy in first.
That's good, if we die right here, I'm...
I got a non-smoker, are you?
No, no, I smoke, of course.
Okay.
I think Keith be saying out here.
You want me to scout for you?
Oh, you got this, right?
I didn't know...
Yeah, go ahead.
Steering way.
Is there a hole right there?
Is this clean passage all the way through?
No, you're good.
Just be very narrow, very narrow.
Stay in that little tane area.
We can even winch if you want to just...
mitigate some risk and put it on the tree.
We're probably good, right?
Yeah, we're smooth. We're good. We're rolling.
We're rolling. We're rolling.
We're rolling.
We hug the right of me here.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm a throwing part. Take a quick beat.
Sense the situation.
Okay, so we're definitely gonna need a winch right here. There's some ice
Yep
We got to get it around here first. Yeah, top about
No need for winch and just yet
Yeah, we got to get it right to that edge
your three-wheeled you're sitting sideways goddamn oh fuck good you're good
my good oh me yeah keep that wheel yeah keep plugging that right side it's better
off a bunch of caution keep it going it's gonna get dicey and a little more
little more a little more a little more a little more and stop stop our knowledge
with the knowledge with it now we went in yeah I got the winch get the winch
Oh, we need the wind took first
The hell is going on?
Wait, hold up. Do we still have that fire bomb? Can we burn the ice?
I probably wouldn't matter anyways. We played it a wits anyway. Yeah, we need to release it first
Something's getting goofy here. Can I'm resetting it? That's fine. I'll reset it for you. Yeah, do it on the remote
It's good. So where do you want me to set this down? That's the thing. Well, you know, winch and hug first
First in a winching hook be on the roof might throw me on the roof bonus got your bows. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, there we go
Got the winching hook coming out out. I got the winch
I'm sure on slack your cap. How far can you go? How long can you go?
I would this perfect this perfect right here. This is far as I go
Put it right where I'm standing right there. Ready. I'm gonna throw you to it
go ahead hook it there we go oh shit oh shit okay you you're on your own you're
on there for a minute probably better to stay out here all right I went to it I
went to it nice and slow nice and slow mm-hmm
winch it winch it winch it good looking good you're good
It's a little harder.
I can't bounce.
I can't bounce.
You both.
There we go.
There we go.
We looking good like food.
I'm hopping in.
I go ahead and unhook it and reset it on the front.
Will you bounce?
It's reset and it's unhooked, boss.
We don't want to run over that winch pull, do we?
That's fine.
Handle it.
Yeah, hold on, let me get in.
I gotta see a checkpoint.
I'll bone in!
I've never made it this far. I have no idea what's next.
We always died at that part.
Oh, stop, there's something expensive there.
It's a limited edition toke.
He's a bad.
Oh my god, look at this.
Oh my goodness.
Not too bad.
We're drip or drown, even in the slopes, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my goodness, take me out, take me out!
Am I- Am I dupiiiist?
100 on the dick. That's right.
Now we ride.
Now we ride!
Keep your eyes peeled.
I'm looking.
It's looking pretty safe in here so far.
I like it.
You gotta watch out for Pumas.
Or else you'll have that nail-gut in your mind.
Just in case.
Fuck it, boys.
Oh
We reached a checkpoint. This is it
If you want some so so you let me know you know I got that ready all those
We're bringing you back boys. Yeah, you bring them back. I'll repair the B-star
Welcome back
I was born again with a snigger in my mouth
Did you like my RP? I was RPing being dead, that's why I wasn't talking
Oh my goodness, you were doing really good!
You were great at that!
Thank you
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness
You got one of these bad boys?
We only have two of those
Oh, we're cooking with gas
Probably use the hammer though
We grabbed that mansion
You're pledged one, pledged one
That was conscious fuck
I didn't think you guys would make that turn
That was actually very funny
I
Live in this type of territory
For this look at the roof right here. Yeah, the roof is where it's at
Fuck you nephew. Oh shit got him or I missed
Daniel all right everybody in
Is that everything I'm on they show
Hard drill we're gonna need that
All right, let's ride. Let's begin
Yeah, yeah
What about an extra is there any good stuff in here?
We use one of the engine oil we got three goats coming up boys a gang of goats get the nail gun ready coconut
They usually use your raw skills out there. I'm coming. I'm coming all right jumping in. I'll clear them out
clear them out clear them out
Let them have it show them no mercy laughs. Fuck you Gary
Oh fuck.
Fuck that here!
Get him boys, get him!
I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo!
I need meds!
Yeah we have no ammo.
I got two switches, I got two switches.
Three barricades.
Oh come again, come again!
Fucking hop in, we're running them over.
I'm going this bitch in the first gear!
Second gear!
Yeah!!!
Yeah
That's a goat not a reindeer
Same thing
We all need this right in the wrong way this is exhalabinus
You really have to take a left. I think they would take a left. All right. Yeah back it up. Yeah, it's a straight shot down chief
I think if we fall here, we're definitely gonna die up there fetus
On the roof on top of that. Yeah, I'm a
I
Big boys on the on the roof of the car. We ride a sec
Your map. Oh, yeah, we
Everybody got my dad. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that doesn't help what so funky ever
Hey, where's the internet? Let me take a look here. Let me take a look myself here. Oh go ahead go ahead
I'm an expert in this field. That's right
Yeah, this looks like more of a path. I mean it's a smooth sailing.
There's a nice wall over there.
We have any more of that night, you little blistering?
It's fine.
Oh, two windtooks, two windtooks.
I'm gonna make the bridge for us boys.
Let's get this out of the roof ASAP.
Hard work.
Alright, I'm coming.
I'm gonna throw the upskirt.
You might have to remove that ice wall first
Maybe the planks I feel like if he rips it really
Yeah
What a professional handle this yeah, go you're good with that goop down there. Make sure you those planks are nice and wide
Old bed she sees a big one. He's a little about this iceberg right here. I think we got
Oh my god, this stupid fucking goat. Oh my god. I
Got this peanut. I'm watch out. I'm watch out. I'm watch out. Oh my god
He did come to me come to me
Oh fuck
What you do it under a car it's under a car
We got the night. I got it. I got it. Hey, you know, what's all this shit right down here?
Look at all this stuff down here. Look at that. Does that look expensive?
Oh my god, we need that right there. That would fix the car up nice. Oh my god. Look there's like this one over there
We need that we need that there's a whole bunch of goop. I think we need another nitroglycerin for this ice
That's right. That's right
No, okay, if we can park the truck right here, we can repair it with that thing.
I'm going to
Oh, I got to check on you.
Oh my God.
Most one.
Most one.
That was scary.
Wouldn't it be easier for me to just throw you onto that thing from here or from over
there?
No.
Wouldn't it just be easier if I just jumped there?
got this penis all you tell you yeah oh fuck
fuck guys help please help me please
I got clutch under the bridge I got you I
got you I'm here boys I think there's a
rock you can climb down and come grab me
now guys I'm making a second call I'm
the captain now we're leaving him to
snow oh shit oh my god you are so
The legs we just lost another man. Oh
What do we lose you? We lose it thousand blessings. You're dead stop talking. You're breaking our pee
My legs are ready to see your pee
Freda's my dad
This is not good
You walk down that rock and you come revive me with the Fintan Al
now. Okay, I'm coming. Hang on. Both of us shouldn't go. If I die, then I'm dead. So
you just don't chance of dying. You just walk down the thing. Just walk down it. Yeah,
walk down the thing. You got this. Just walk down the rock. It's at a slave. That's
right. I'm going to smoke a cigarette. All this dying got me stressed out. Are you
Peanut I'm down in the bottom of the trenches. Oh shit. That's your both you oh, here he is. I got him. Oh
Thank you boss. Thank you boss. Good shit teamwork. Well, you just gotta put a fit now in me boss
Well, we come back over here grab the second
You don't need to carry me boss. He's got to put a fit now in me boss. I got you. I got you all right
Thank you so much
Thank you, sir with an IQ above 35 mind grabbing me. I think coconut might have to go do something else
No, I got here. Okay. All right got an idea. I got an idea
We can use those planks to walk across that little get that goof. You know what I mean? I know I like look at it
Peanut can't we use that?
You can jump there. I made it, but then I'm
Jump just don't hold space. We need the guy mom. Oh somebody just fell into the canyon. Oh, no, what?
What
Is everybody okay?
That's great to use that's great
That's so good to hear
Got this peanut. I'm watching. I don't know if we could make that job. Do you use the planks?
Use the plan here. I'll bring him over one sec. Hey, you can just put him across. I
Swear to God
You only have five fit dolls up coconut. We only have five $5 left
AP died. Okay. I got this again. Rock me not down there, but on the wood drop. Yeah, you're an idiot
You're an actual idiot
I'm putting Fiddle in my butt right now.
I'm coming.
We're never getting across the air.
We are never getting across the air.
No, we are.
We are.
Look, I got planks.
We're good.
We're got a bridge.
I'm dead.
I'm using a syringe.
I'm using a syringe to rescue you.
Stop.
Stop.
We're breaking our B.
You're breaking our B.
Here.
I got it.
I got it.
We got the bridge.
There you go, buddy.
Wait, Peter, stop.
I'm going to kill Cove and I.
Nobody revived him.
Nobody revived this fucker.
Please don't, guys help me please.
Nobody revived this fucker.
Guys, guys, please help me.
Literally, zero people revived this fucker.
Guys, please help.
Get off me.
I kind of fell down there.
He's dead.
Oh my god, guys, we're probably going to fail.
You guys have some troubles.
Oh, you got the plant?
Yeah, good.
You got this.
There we go.
There we go.
All right, now we grab the knife to a glycerin.
There we go.
Yeah, I don't trust go get out the back to listen
Look at that. We need these okay
All right, I make that job. I'm kind of scouting us to you do it first. Oh my god. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
It's a magical suit, okay?
It's a knife! It's a magical suit!
DON'T GET UUUUUN!
I'll hit like that!
Oh no. Oh no.
Alright, guys, what if we restart from the checkpoint? I think that might be the best solution here.
Might not be a bad idea.
Quick restart, quick restart.
Quick restart.
There we go. Alright everybody out there. Oh wait you got all the stuff in there.
Yeah I was cooking. Oh we know what to do now. We know what to do.
Not done. Fuck you.
You scared me up on the roof here please.
Man. I fucking saw you take that thing. We could have fucking used that man.
What?
You know those goats you're coming. The goats hate me.
Oh yeah you're right. Oh I got a flare gun.
Yeah, yeah
Shoot it yeah, yeah, I see that dude. Yeah, let's shoot, but but you only get one shot. Yeah only one side
Don't waste it. They don't waste it
Hmm. I think it was 100% full. It's got one shot in it. No doubt
Don't waste it. All right. Let's do a second. Yeah. All right, buddy. Yeah. Let's ride. Really?
Wait, where's the hammer?
No, we need a hammer.
Fuck you, hand your hammer.
No, right here.
I got it.
Let's ride!
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We need to hit it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm running these bitches over.
I don't think we have any metal, that's why.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, well, there goes the roof.
They were a bit more resilient than I had, but those goats have hands.
I
Hey wait, okay, I thought you're gonna turn through that ice
All right, here's the plan
Oh use the flare fetus
Weird it was
All right, I'm gonna talk to you, okay
We have a roof again, oh, no
Those goats are fighting
the men work that's right I'm done you guys hear that my rp is being ruined
we're splitting guys I'm fucking dead my rp is being rude right now that role
play we gotta go down there and get those things for sure I kill this goat
little quick guy oh what the hell oh he's impervious to any attack I do it
I'm he's just I'll tell you what fetus if we can back the truck up right here
wait yeah at least 50 cent health oh my god my bucket this is here got the best
idea ever I'm not even joking I'm not even joking can be it's in the
I'm checking I'm
Serving oh, yeah, yeah, I see you yeah use it like a repell right who be me you're gonna. I'm gonna throw you down there
And you know, I'll jump all right. I'm just a good job. You think you jump. Well, let me make sure I got the remote first. What's saying?
All right, just just just for the record who who came up with this idea what am I going to lose I
I need his name her name isn't it? I need somebody's name
I'll go get
That not work that was
How did that not work
Yeah, let me try you try
if you don't pick me up I'm gonna die
I'll take this drill
hold up wait a second
I'm trying to land on that little generator or what yeah the generator yeah
got it got it I think you have to jump though I'll be I can tell you the same
thing will happen I'm gonna die I think we use the planks I think we use the
I just jump it they're going to jump it
My dad is arthritis. Oh
Shit oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, here's a rabbit rabbit
Hey, grabbing the wire this dirt first. Oh smooth mobile light. Do you have it? I don't have it
I'm enjoying a nice tall mobile bro. That's right every last puff down to the poles
It's a whatever you're ready. I actually do you grab the you grab the device this should be like a
You gotta unhook me. I think oh no, we can't unhook you cuz then you stop
I can't interact with it at all. It's not let me do a thing. Hey, why not? I
Don't know. I'm looking right at it. It's not let me do anything. No, no, it's the thing below you
There's the penis looking thing
Penis looking thing. Oh, yeah, okay. There we go. I'm gonna repel you back up
Real me and Papa. Oh, yeah. Oh God. Oh, I've got a lot of slag
To mind you if Sylvester Stallone in cliffhanger, that's right
Very nice try not to suck me into the bridge there we go straight up straight up whoa little slack
There we go. I used to want to use that bad boy on the frame of the car
Got it. Let me get off this bitch
All right, we're good. Are you good to go?
Hey, let me see what I use until the blue thing at the top of your screen is gone
Blue thing until the top. This is you did anywhere on yeah. There you go
All right, I'm gonna go grab my friends. I'll be back. Yeah. Yeah
Sound good
All the B-Boy, oh, that's not gonna be fucking good
Oh my god
Oh
I
Carefully the wildlife slow and steady slow and steady
No one steady
Get the two jet fuel down there the jet fuel down here. Yeah, there's two of them. Oh my
Where's where's the where's the BB ad?
coconut we had to get a baby we're going next to jet fuel okay I should have
just left you dead I don't know what I'm doing bring you back to life
you ready a baby we had to get a baby first go to that I'm asking are you
ready no I'm not ready you're ready to beat your God coconut I'm not ready to
be my god guys guys coconut
baby don't do it don't fucking take me up
we're gonna let you go I let you go I
let you go I let you go I let you go I
fuck you I mean we got my between a rock and a hard place oh yeah
God yeah I was got these jet fuels get back together
come here pick me up I can't even see you buddy I you're invisible right now
dude unreal we got planks we got winches we're good we got four winchokes
I'm going back. I'm going back. Oh my god. Nice one. Oh man. I'm gonna. Oh. Oh. Oh.
I'm dead. Are you just serious? Oh my god. Pick me up. Please. What's that guys?
I think we hit a ghost dog. It's kind of rooted my role play
All right, let me go see if I can get it, but I'm pretty sure not gonna die
Use the winch bow
They're gonna lower you down the hill. There you go, baby
We need those nitro glycerins. I'm gonna go grab coconut against the my better judgment
And we're gonna get the nitro glycerins. Oh never mind. I see I'm about to die a horrible violent death a violent horrible death
Oh my god
Apparently we can nail these boards together to make a long
That's right. I'm dead guys. That's right. I die. Are you I'm dead?
All right a BB so you
I'm gonna need some assistance out here. He's gonna need a little resurrection. You know
What's on me exactly?
That's it. That's it. That's you. That's you. You gotta get down there
What are we doing?
We grab the night's a bit weird we take out the eyes and we drive on
We don't even need it. What do you mean? Well, I mean, I mean it's good a good idea to keep them, but
We guys are literally build this bridge. We build this little good. I'd coconut coconuts. Are we really gonna do this buddy?
Are we really gonna do this fine? Oh fuck. I missed
We have three pit-dolls on
Let me go
Can you give her a
Beat us?
We might need a second.
We are going to wear a flag.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, I'm just, yeah.
I need more than a billion blessings to get across this bridge.
I need.
Go to the nuts not with us anymore by the way.
Oh, why am I putt-
Unfortunately, unfortunately he had tragic loss at the bottom of the-
I do not think-
from the ramp.
I think you're gonna get an animated video.
There's a fucking monkey pointing out.
Yeah, let's go, baby.
Please, how?
Good work, good work.
Left the baby?
Guys, I think we're going to have an unreachable spot.
We'll have to grab the next checkpoint, unfortunately.
Good stuff, baby. Good driving.
Good driving.
Yes, hop in the car, gently.
I will.
We have been doing this for over two hours.
Thanks for the motivational speech
I'm already sitting down
That's easy I see you guys
I'm putting it in there as well remind everybody coming to fucking dead back there
Can I have somebody on top to look I mean I'm always on top oh
My god to get down there. I'm more of a power bar. Yes, which direction?
you know I want to go on top no there has to be another direction mr. no this
looks like the direction the hell is this a gorge you have to go down here
mm-hmm you see a path down there yeah look look the path right here the rock
There has to be.
There has to be an easier path.
That is psychotaptic.
This is an RV.
Whatever you get.
OK, we can check over here, baby.
We have four of those tow hooks.
I mean, this doesn't look much better.
It's not real, you guys.
There's no way we go down there.
There's no way.
How about up here?
How about up here this way?
That's impossible.
What's this?
We got to win some down like we did that one mountain.
You get to mount?
What about this one, Peanut?
What?
Shouldn't we?
Shouldn't we be scaling?
I'm out.
I should grab a coconut and throw him off,
see if he dies, see if it's safe for us.
What do you think?
Now.
What's up to you, balls?
I'm gonna tell you, there's nothing down there.
We're not supposed to be going down there.
I tell you I can be honest with you go down there
They would send us downwards. Yeah
mm-hmm. Yeah, I
Got an idea if this is the line we could use those tow hooks
We can tie up on the tree we pull up to the tree we put a tow hook up here
And we pull up to the next level of the tree jib
That's right that ass
What they got? I'm gonna revive you one more time if you fucking grab me. I swear to God
I swear to God, I'm killing you and I've never revived you again.
I have an idea, gentlemen.
I will try.
You got it.
See, cook.
Yeah, this is my idea too.
Coconut?
Coconut.
It's a tree.
Relax, coconut.
Relax.
Yes, hold on.
Yes.
But there is another tree.
There is another tree further.
Come on coconuts. Come on
I think this is gonna be dicey we're gonna pitch to the left. I
Think we're going to find a thousand virgins here doing this route. I have another idea
What's what was that?
We what about it's in a propelling down there. What if we just propelled out of the mountains straight down?
Hey, hold up, okay, okay? Yeah, wait, what about that? Yeah, what if you just propelled straight down the mountain?
Yeah, look look there's planks down there fries
Yes, yes, yes
Okay
Okay, now we
Up the cliff up the cliff. I got the other three
What the hell is this over here? Oh my god? Oh, we're doing we are doing work
What the fuck are we doing over here? We are cooking brother
I don't know what's after that tree there. Oh right here. This is it. This is it. There's nothing after that tree
Oh, we're cooking right here. Oh, we're not cooking fucking cereal. There's nothing past the tree
I mean reverse yeah reverse I
Do not make fun of my accent mr. Knoth. I was just born this way
Well, all right well, I think there goes the truck
That's okay. It's all guys, but I think if we just go look there's tons of shit down there
I can see so many items that's where it wants us to go
I see a bait. What if it's a bait man?
What does that even fuck that? What does that even mean? It's baiting us to go down there. So we die
What is that even means? I don't know how to do it boys. Have you been given this close to that register again?
Yeah, the same thing
Oh
We don't turn left turn left
Okay, okay, good luck gentlemen, I'm part inside. All right, baby. I want you
To turn that wheel all the way lab oh fuck
All right, okay there. Yep. I want you to drive
I've
Dive where left
I love you Jack. See there's two wins right there. I told you that's the right direction
There's four wins. What the fuck we're doing it. We're doing it
No, no, no, this is it. This is the play
Wait, wait, somebody grab those winches real quick
Yeah, yeah, we need them
I got it. I've seen this in Fast and Furious before
wait how the fuck wait guys guys guys how am I gonna get back oh fuck yeah I
got you I got you much all right throw me how are you gonna put it on the top
we hold up wait oh fuck ninja I see you for you I see you just throw it down
there since that's what we're going anyway still not that rock down there
all right yeah should we put another one should we put another one right there
oh wait shit wait wait wait he's right he's right he's right he's right
Yeah, no you have one in your hand. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Hey, no Peter lost a bunch
You lost the fucking one shit. We're fucked and I don't know how me and Peter gonna get off this rock
Wait, what do you guys look down there? I gotta do a little more of even more
And we'll ride it like Larry fucking
Someone inside the car need to get one of the winches on the roof of the car
Oh my god, this is so scary. It's y'all low I can get you. Yeah, a little lower a little lower
I think we're almost there. Yeah, we got all right. I'm gonna write it like my profits listen
That's as far as it goes. That's it. It's it. I'm gonna have on top. Yeah
I'll be the all reverse like all box and then cut it
All right. I'm gonna make my business y'all go go go cut it
I'm reversing. Yeah cut the winch
Phoenix, I need you to hop off and throw me up to their car.
We're dead if this is what we do.
Don't be up the car. Don't be directly up.
Hold up over there.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm grabbing the winch, I'm grabbing the winch.
We're good.
Any metal down there, Poco?
Any metal?
Uh, there's, there's, uh, nitroglycerin.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the winter poles.
Uh, we're good.
here is the new plan gentlemen here's okay I'm gonna jump up behind us and I'm
gonna quickly swap the winch as fast as I can okay and then someone's got to be
holding the left click on the winch remote I could do that toss me the
I'm down here. That's gonna work
That's the way I'm down here. I
Have to do the winching hook some Phoenix has to grab the winching remote
Alright pass the remote down. I'm getting the remote. I'm trying to get on top of the car
I got you. Hold on. Oh, fuck.
I'm here almost.
Okay, okay, okay.
It taught me taught me taught me.
It's scary.
I'm just going to put it in park.
You guys don't mind just for a minute.
Jesus.
You go ahead.
Do it by my so close.
If you can throw me into the passenger seat of the front, I think I'm good.
You gotta try to reach it.
You gotta like press space.
Not with.
You just got it.
You know, I need to put the witching hook.
I need to put the witching hook.
It's my main mission.
Okay, I'm gonna watch you up ready. Yeah, I'm gonna get the roll. Yeah, there we go
Look what this one. Oh, I did the same thing and for the yeah, I can't I have the winter cook in my head
You're a for it
Oh my god, I have a real idea. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking to be out to be out to be out to be out
Maybe this we're so I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. We don't do it. Don't tell me don't tell me
Wait, if you switch your white and attack the winch to the winch, huh?
Look at 180?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need to attach- I'm about to die.
Ready?
Attach it!
Look right, look right!
You should catch people on the way down if they'll die.
Catch them on the way down.
Attach, attach, attach, attach.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now all you have to do is go release the winch from the back one.
Wait, I should have known he didn't eat first.
to grab the winch hook and pull it as tight as you can on the front if I can
get in I think I got it I just need to get in oh oh he's dead guys we have one
more time now we have one more fit now oh my god I don't see just grab the remote
and winch the front wins as hard as you can okay one second it's a little dice
you when I get out of the seat it just drops me out of the car so I'm
trying to figure out a way to not do that.
Yeah, what if I toss Koghna to you, you catch him.
Ready?
Yeah, can I do that?
I'm seated.
Got you.
All right, hold me down.
All right.
You good?
No, no, I got you, I got you, I got you.
No, look back.
Look up and toss him.
Yeah, I'm going to throw you up.
Koghna's right in this direction.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Break the plane down.
Koghna, just seat the seat to your right.
good okay toss me yeah I'm throwing you into the passenger like the rear one
yeah you can you can you can move your seat the cap and chairs yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go I'm gonna put you on the thing there we go
yeah you ready Coco just wash them a little bit to the right one perfect
perfect we're good what am I grabbing the winching remote I got it now let me
explain this perfectly because if you do this wrong we'll die. I need you to double check that the
remote has the word front highlighted not rear right.
Yeah, okay, it has front highlighted. Now what you're going to do is you're going to
no, no, no, it doesn't. No, we press T. Press T.
Okay, now it's on front. Okay, now what you're going to do is you're going to hold down left
click and then as soon as the the car starts shaking or moving at all you're
gonna hold down right click for a quarter of a second and then release
okay you can just drop it to me and I can do it yeah I see just out to be on
like that I just did it. Hold on hold on I can do it. Just make sure it's tight.
I'm gonna drop this. I'm gonna drop it. Do I press release? Yes, release.
It's not letting me release. Hold down Q. No, no, no, no, not release. Release
means you're releasing the car. Oh, here we go. Here we go.
There we go. Yeah. Okay. We're tight. We're tight. We're good
Now all you do is someone has to get to the back and release the back wins
Got this Kogo mm-hmm. Okay, I can keep throwing you from here. All right
I'm gonna stand up. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna throw you okay. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Get ready. I need to release the wedge
Yeah
All right. Yeah one
two three nice you get it no yes dragon in him one two three
and then I need to open the back door and I need to get back to call good call
yeah one up on the roof on the roof I mean I don't get to work yeah that
Yeah, yeah, open the door Coco. You almost got it nice nice nice. He's cooking. Oh
Oh
Get that bathroom door. Okay, this time we'll throw you up in your lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah two three
Fuck
Nice, that's a good one. I threw you into the cabinet. Okay now
I
Was going up there bars
I'm trying we poke it's tough. It's tough jump on the cabinet on the other side. Yeah. Yeah, it's cross to me
Now you want to jump
Okay, I'm gonna toss you all the way up
through the right oh shit did you just die I could die I could die am I dead
grab him grab him grab him grab me grab me good got me I guess you get you
grab me grab me yeah okay that don't mean to the terrace yeah yeah there's our
other remote is out the seems to release we need yes just losing it I
I think, wait.
I'm gonna pick you up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, oh fuck.
Oh, shit.
Guys, this is our last revive.
Can we release with the remote?
It's a shame you can't release it for the remote, no.
All it does is give it max slack.
We need to actually release it.
I understand.
I'll do it, just so it satisfies everyone,
but release, see, it just gives it max slack, max slack.
All right.
I think I need to drink alcohol
You throw me maybe no cook it I see you throw me you grab okay. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna throw you to the past you see first
We all the way up all the way up all the way up all the way up
Okay, one two
three
Nice one. Oh my god. Okay
It's
Okay, okay. Now listen coconut you got that remote. Yeah. Yeah, okay
What you do is what I release is you're gonna you're gonna do this is gonna explode our car. I already know
You're gonna hold down left click as soon as I I think it's very tight
But hold down left click as soon as I release and then as soon as it's like it's 180 and it's in a better position
You just stop doing anything. Okay. Okay. If the car starts freaking the fuck out hold down right leg
All right, okay, okay, okay?
Here we go. Countdown three two one now
Oh shit in the back solution
Alright, I'm dead. I died. All right. Let go let go let go. That's what you want to do
Is you want to hold down right click nice and easy and let them down?
Yeah, release the slack. Oh wait it's done. Yeah, we're gonna be stuck. I'm part
as I'm full that I'm hold that part oh my goodness
I'm reversing and it's the wire it's the wire thing the way to the front you can't
move with this yeah it's cuz we need someone to push from right here
coconut you see where I'm at get under the car and push it up push the bottom
out get under the car go to under the coming you push no turn around you go
yeah put yeah oh yeah they'll push yeah you go boss oh it's you're not actually
pushing anything you just kids what about the lift you know
yeah put the jack underneath the rear of the truck go go like right where the
uh retireers oh you held down right click right uh right mr. coconut hold
that right click right now hey all right it's a full slack yeah we need we need
to live thing we cook it up oh shit I can't grow up because I'm dead
are we just stuck very close no no it's it's the rear end of the the RV yeah
yeah yeah yeah we need that we need the jack it's on the roof elevated thank
grab it I'm gonna jump out of my car seat okay hold on a second we're almost down
we're down oh man close can't believe that almost worked guys was your night
told us red on the floor of our fucking car I mean we're upside down military
great explosives roll down in the middle of RV while we were going down a
the cliff. Ooh, ooh, that's a good spin. It's pretty good, considering. Not too bad.
Good work out there boys. Good work. All right. We're speed running this. We're speed
running this. You guys ready? Yeah. Oh, I think she don't fix the front fetus. The front
We like to have broken so you can climb it out of it. Oh god, I got it. Yeah. It's the rear. It's okay. It's okay
All right, everybody had boys every it I
Say would we have how many nights of glistens we have right now just one
The BB's had enough to get past that part
Part the wall with the giant ice testicle
So again the giant ice testicle can you get through there with one night to Richard?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm gonna have you throw it
you know what it does how to do that
fuck the goddamn goats man
NO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I think we still have to repair the car though
that was a good call
I'll catch the windshield to you
Alright, here we go, here we go, here's what I'm gonna do.
Fetus and Pokedud, you guys grab the-
OH FUCK, THERE'S A THINGIE!
Oh, grab your attention!
THERE'S A POOP, THERE'S A POOP!
Oh, good work, good work, you see, you see, you see how the flare works?
You see, how the flare works!
Alright, Fetus and Pokedud, you guys get the two witch and hooks behind us on the roof.
Hey, BB, you throw the- the thingie, and then come to me and we'll repair the car with that red thing.
Mr. Uregg behind us, too.
Yeah, let me load this up with planks.
I need to boost up peanut.
Hey, yo, Phoenix is helping you.
Oh my god, you blew it up nice.
All right, maybe I'm gonna take this witcher hook to you, okay, boss?
No, I can jump it. I can jump it.
Oh, wait, no, no.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
I think we can use this one sec, one sec, one sec.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, I think we can only store two, Coco.
Wait, what's going on?
You got this, you got this.
All right, I got a pull. You got a pull.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh wait oh fuck
I'm feeling so good. I got I got to hide DG to help me with something
nearby special guy
On the ice, but I got the guy
That's me
Okay, I don't see penis. I'm gonna grab coconut coconut. You're my special little guy. Come on boys
I'm right on the roof. Oh no need for that boys
I feel that he's a jump down there or cook I need to jump down there and grab that orange penis. All right
Are you good are you dead? He's good. He's good
He's he's okay. He's gonna wake back up
Get cocoa get cocoa to try. I think I was got it
Sometimes sometimes you're good. All right, you're my special little guy. I need you. Oh, I need you. All right
Here we go round two. I'm here. You come over here boss
here you go all right all right whatever you're ready bonds okay no pressure
oh I'm here by him yeah I might just have to and then you grab him you grab
the orange penis get the penis then I pull you both pull us in I got a whole
a lot of dick attached to me that's right
are we getting pulled?
yeah we're getting pulled
oh fuck oh fuck
yeah we're getting
this is fucking crazy man
that's some Tom Cruise shit right now
yeah everybody okay
careful careful
yeah straight in straight in straight in
Tom Cruise made Top Gun one of my favorite movies
There we go. There we go. Good work, gang. Nice. Good work. Are you going to have to
repair that car? He's used it on the car. Yeah, he's used it on the car. Yeah, I'm
There you go.
He pissed out the car.
He's what he's what he got to see much.
Oh wait, did you just drop that?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god.
What happened?
What happened?
Co-co.
Why?
I was repairing it and it took it off my hand.
That's not even possible!
How could it be possible to verge a teleport
all the way over there?
Maybe it was uh...
Alright!
Here we go!
Yep.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Alright, actually, okay here we go, alright.
Go ahead!
Whatever you ready, Bugs.
Mm-hmm.
Three for three.
Perfect, perfect.
Got that orange dick tightly wrapped on it.
I'm really back in, Bugs.
Let's go.
That's right.
Oh yeah.
Oh!
Oof!
There we go.
Lookin' good, lookin' good.
There we go. Lookin' good, boss. Lookin' good.
Good work. Good work.
Why does it not seem like you're getting closer?
I'm definitely not.
Why are you not getting closer?
What the hell is going on?
Why are you not getting closer?
I'm coming in!
I'm trying, I'm working on it!
I can hear it, but it's not doing anything.
I don't know, maybe it's slack?
Okay, now we're going to gas.
Are you coming up?
What the hell is going on?
I'm holding down the button!
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I can only do so much for one match.
why is it working what if I walked around can I just walk up I'm pretty sure if
you let me down like I know oh now it's working now it's working I need to close
it out that's right that's right
how does spider-man do it not a practice almost come on a little more
There we go. I'm gonna repair the car. You can sit here and just hold that left thing right here
Right on the bottom part right here. You see right here. You just look right here left thing
You just fucking do
Cocoa was right. Cocoa was right. No, I told you nothing. What are we doing?
Yup, they go to our home.
I've been playing with fucking gorillas!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Guys, guys, I'm gonna tell you, okay, watch me, ready?
I've got the board's penis.
I stand right here, I hold left, like, then nothing.
That's the whole plan.
I was trying to repair the rear.
Holy shit, I'm gonna kill you guys.
I'm gonna fucking kill you guys.
I'm gonna grab a beer.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
All right.
I'm gonna grab a beer.
You guys know you can,
you only have to stand in one spot and repair it.
You don't have to go around.
Yeah, that's why I realized that now.
I'm an idiot.
That happened.
Oh, four for four.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Here we go. All right.
Come on back once.
All right. One, two, three.
All right, all right.
All right. Here we go.
I'm going to lower you back down and you'll grab our friend Habibi.
Okay.
I can see you.
I can see him down there.
Good. That's good to hear.
You don't see him getting closer again.
I think the problem is that it seems to clip on this rock or something. I don't know. It's going to stretch arms strong.
Just keep it going. Keep it going. It's working now. It's working.
Hey guys, I'm cooking up some burgers.
That's great to hear. That's great to hear.
Come on in got two of them cooked up so far
Yeah
Any time now whatever you're ready
Come on up by nice there we go
There we go.
Justice for Coco here.
Stamp man!
There we go.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Why do the burgers look like bologna?
I'm not sure, but the cook it up pretty nice.
I made four of them for you guys.
Oh, hell yeah.
It's pretty good.
Time you up.
You set the winch, right?
We have some Coca-Cola or something.
All right now fees when you might go in grabbing our Amigo down there. I can do that
I can do that and then you won't grab the jet fuels and a half back up
Just take the rock right you're the wrong
Wait you guys are gonna need some more explosive stuff later on I'm gonna die I I I don't
I'm telling you
Next time we'll just use the winch. We'll use the winch next time come on a eat a burger
Fuck yourself die die and burn it out. I
Want some burgers for us man?
We could all eat together
Actually have to get the explosives though you have you need it for later on
We don't need explosives
That's what you said about Jeff. And we did and we did
Here you go. Oh
All right, grab some Jeff fuel and send back up boys
As the dumbest mother fuckers
I've been dead for the last 20 minutes.
Those goats had a bad dinner, all right?
That's where they got.
That's where they got.
You're talking goats, man.
This goat's straight.
Can we go this way?
You're having fun dinner in a movie?
I'm in a hell right now.
It's almost fucking breakfast time.
You let the same fucking spot
Don't look back when I got this going in
Is the goats?
We're good for safe. All right, you guys ready? Hey Peter come here take this
Thank you, boys. Thank you boys. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Yes. Oh, why is
Hey, baby, take this
Hell yeah dude.
Hey, Peter, come here.
Take this burger, man.
Oh, hell yeah.
Hell yeah, man.
He's grabbing the metal, the crapper.
Wait.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
You're driving this fucking thing!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, man.
That's right!
Peter, come here.
Take the burger.
I'm trying.
Oh my god.
Thank you, thank you.
You guys are dying.
Wait, I got knocked out of the car somehow.
Oh no.
Oh, that's a good fight.
Sorry, we got plenty of time.
Here we go! Here we go!
Anywhere. What the fuck?
Dude, just fucking rip it.
What?
Just rip it down the mountain.
What?
Dude.
Rip it down the mountain.
What's the worst thing to happen?
He died!
He died!
to get across that bridge with you three again. That's the worst that's going to happen, worse
than half. I made some burgers for us. Worse than literal half of us.
All right, all right. Where is the winch? Are they all on top still?
I think one fell off of the roof. One was in here a minute ago. I don't know where
It fell out it fell out I
See three, so we're gonna I'm gonna toss one down, okay
Who's at the back? Oh, I got some turbo
Thank you boss, all right, I should be good on this way
All right, we're a widget we're driving down
Okay, you might drive the I mean fees you might drive in the car
Yeah, no problem. Thank you. I can drive. No, I need you for a more important task.
What's that? Oh, I need you to sit here and keep watch for any Pumas to come out of nowhere.
I got you. Keep your eyes open. Keep your eyes open. My eyes are open.
And don't let any Pumas sneak up on us. I'll let you do that. Good. Good.
You're my special little guy. You know that coconut? Oh, thank you, P.
Alright, go ahead and bring it down right now here.
Okay, I'm just going forward then.
You sure?
Maybe to the right a little bit.
Maybe to the right.
Right over here, bud?
Oh my god.
Yup, yup.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What was that? Was that a BB?
a baby is the spell out of the car
it lends me for this oh
i did what you said i did
a baby is he wasn't wearing a seatbelt
yeah he didn't buckle up that's the law
that's what happens
all right so where do we go from here
i'm gonna try to get down there i'm not
certain i can
you got a right way to pop his peanut
yeah you can slide down i think it's a good idea
to stay up there so you can unwench
Wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait. I guess we're doing the exact same way we did last time. Fuck it
Where where oh my god
Little further little further little further
Oh my god
Why are you hide under the truck man? Just hide get up
Wait wait wait where the remote go? Oh, okay?
Let me down. Let me down. We can't visit father goes. Oh
I'll honk the horn at him
And how do we get you down
Here's what we do. I'm gonna throw you into the passenger to see a baby
Okay, you told me to be me if you get me
Yep, what about that bird fuck that bird?
Tell me up there
Are you talking back?
Head oh
We're trying no
We're driving
Very good. Very good. All right. Here we go. Here we go
Thank you boss. Oh, no, no, no, no
No, oh my god. Oh, yeah, you got it. You ready to catch up flip around if you want
Yeah, be there to catch me boss. You have to catch me. We have two more vibes. I go ahead go ahead
Okay, okay, all right
Yep, okay, okay, you ready? Oh, we're just gonna we're just gonna we're just gonna wing it. You ready this watch?
I'm ready. What are we winning? What are we winning?
Oh, fuck. Okay, we're good. Are we good?
I think I need to push the car. I'll push it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I can think I got this
Listen, we need the jack
No, we just need to grab some metal dude. I'm gonna find some metal. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna throw you that jack, okay? Go ahead
Okay
Let's see if we don't repair this yellow thing right there right there yellow thing there's where
What now much?
Like you need to pull me up a bit if we're not on hooked up pull me back up a little bit
And let me get a bit of a rolling start. I think that should flatten us out
You have to pull the winch on the rear up a bit. Oh, we removed it completely. Okay. Okay. We can still do this
we're making progress in a bit what about the jack you got the jack put it
under the front like the front center of the truck right now I'm trying to oh
got it okay guys yep we're moving we're moving we're almost up a little
more a little more a little more yeah you can also winch the money too pick me
up pick me up the eagle killed me got your game react thank you thank you
Got me
Hey, Pino take one of those winch hooks put it like 12 o'clock to the front of the windshield on the edge of that rock
And then tie the front wing in there. I think we can pull it up. It's much
All right, go ahead and pull that thing. It's all you guys
Fuck oh guys we are so long out we are so long out
repair repair repair everything repair as much as you can boys okay got it on
nine of wheels everything engine and there's one of those the welding machine
down here to right very nice it's very close but I think you might need another
winch or you just slam it I'll tell you both so I'll slam all right we that's
for sure. Yeah, I'm gonna cook some more burgers guys. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah,
I'll cook us some burgers. Yeah, I need one man. I'm happy. I got you. I got you. I bet
you burger two I eat burgers. Wow. I'm starving. I'm famished.
I
Truck's looking good boss
Okay, I think we have
Engine oil also. I think we do check the cabinets. I remember putting some in here. That's why I'm some nitro
too. You guys come down to the right and
We're not far scaring the Eagles
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna change this winch and hook to the back line
And then we're gonna we're gonna do the same thing we just did but down this fountain
We are we got ready ready
No, no, no, no.
What?
Yeah, make sure you don't sit on the tire.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
Come to the right.
Oh, good.
You wanted to go to the hood again.
Oh, good.
Deacon, Bodge.
All right.
Okay.
Do his plan.
Just drive down there.
Okay.
So we're driving to the right.
I can't really see anything out the windshield here.
You might have to back up a little bit and then yeah, tell me where to go. Okay. I'm gonna go real slow nice and slow
How do I put this in reverse just clutch you the clutch. Yeah, yeah clutch bottom right
Then you press forward on your keyboard. No, yeah, yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. We can't go any further. It's a great engine job
It's gonna be tight
Yeah, yeah, the car is really good with that too.
Well, we just...
That's a good point.
The car is not good with that.
Yeah, this is gonna be like a 800 point turn.
I'll try my best. I'll try my best.
Well, why don't we just wind you down here, boss?
We don't even need to get all the way down here.
We just need to get you close enough to repair, you know what I mean?
How do I...
The repair thing?
Yeah, can't you just walk it over to these right?
Yeah, come pick me up. I think you might have to pick me up from this little corner right here. I can't jump up there
Stay put for now. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, let's all long enough it gets like right here
What if we just push it? Oh, you're good thinking good thinking we eat some beer for that we got a beer
I'll check the fridge out of beer I
I drink the last vodka. Oh nothing in here. Oh shit. We're out of beer
All right, what about this what if he wins the back one to the old wins and turn it?
Like this
Good call
You got the room. Yeah, come come come come come come come come stop
Yeah. Okay, Parks. Reverse. Yeah. Hit the
reverse. I have no visibility. We're a man. So hard. Yeah.
Yeah. You go. Why don't you go? No, we're good. We're good.
Oh, yeah. Not too bad. Not too bad. All right. Let me just
keep that winch there just in case. Yeah. Yeah. I should
just put it a little bit more forward like right here.
Just tell me no. You go. You go. You go. You go.
You go. You go. You go. You go. You go. You go.
bad boy in park park keep right I'm keeping right I like to repair it yeah
good no wait maybe another maybe another little bit no I we reach a body
you think so you probably boss you got me let me grab you now we're just lost
the witch out the witch the witch just fell out it just drove over the
much it's just pushing out there we go there we go
boys they park it park it what do I do with the next
request for a child bring it again it's not part but yeah bring it back
there we go boys there we go now we're cooking boys I go ahead let me down
all right now we propelled to the bottom of the mountain ready like it
yes first gear you tell me when we are we tired or sharply left going first gear
and drive wait no no no wait wait we make sure it's okay yeah make sure you're
hooked up for it okay we're hooked up we're going to turn left and drive okay
turn left I'm just cranking it left in full sand is that we want yes okay one
One, two, three.
Oh my God!
Okay, you sure about that, boss?
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
Go ahead and put it on fire.
Okay, okay.
Put it on fire.
I'm putting it on fire.
I burned my eyebrows almost.
Guys, did we run over Knights of Miserit again?
I didn't say there was one left on the edge of that cliff. I feel like we should have picked that one up
Guys get the fucking Nigel district out of the car
Oh
The remote for the winches at the bottom of the mountain
Oh
All right, all right, all right, all right. Okay, let's just care the car again in here
Let's repair the car again. Okay, okay?
You go ahead grab that thing and
Then go connect gravel gray fuel not red gray and put it the engine
Oh shit, there we go, right you're going to pay that bad boy
We need to fix the tires
Yeah, well, yeah, let's fix it guys
Yeah, that's a game I kind of see metal over there fuck it. We don't need a wheel
You know, we're not even using we got right now. That's right. We're slid
Did you put it?
Just let me win
This is all sorts of fucked up. Oh my god. Oh my god
This is all fucking thinking real hard over here. Come on. Go ahead and drop it boss
Well, just teach me
Just left me! No, no damn thing!
There we go. Oh, okay
We're gonna run on TGP, there's even a second button on your mouse. It's pretty complicated.
What's the next thing I do?
Don't touch anything.
Touch.
Okay.
I'm going to put it back inside and sit down there.
Okay, alright.
We're supposed to stick around.
We're going to do the same plan, but this time we're going to explode and dive real.
Alright.
Left or right?
Oh, shit.
Left.
Left.
Full cranked.
Alright.
You say the words.
We had a running start.
Go left.
Go left.
I'm going to go left.
Still in park.
Alright, I'm letting go park.
We're tied in.
Go ahead.
Left.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Oh, fuck my ass!
Okay, okay.
The remote!
The remote!
The remote!
We have a live, I have a live!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
we have a live, I have a live, I have a live!
Left your left. Yeah to the left. That's a tire. No keep going keep going. Okay, right
This is a tire. Yeah, that's what I thought you could
Here there's two down here. I want right now, but over here over here. There's two down here
No, you'll die
I said to clear enough snow for me to see their boat
The cars tweak the cars tweak in dude. Oh, that's just me. I'm getting a little I'm getting I'm sitting sideways here
Getting the hydro is going
That's a Mike Jones pumping
The vibes are high in this RV. That's right. So am I that's right. Yeah, I said
Peter I can help you look if I jump
Oh if you want to boss really out we will have any more fit dolls if you died over
Okay, I'll see you this
Where the fuck is the remote ad? What have you catch me?
Oh catch me catch me ready
Catch me okay, yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here. I don't see a job. Okay
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
I got you, puns!
Oh, fuck!
Well, that's a playday!
I see the tape recorder!
I see it!
With a remote?
Where?
It's on me!
Wait, no, no, that's a bunch of pull.
That's the pull that we lost.
I can see under the snow, kinda.
Yeah, is there any way to crouch in this game?
It's up here, the remote landed right here, the remote landed right in this area.
Yeah, it's gotta be close.
There's also another remote that went over here too.
Wait, can you pick up a dead body and stick his head in the snow?
Oh good thing, good thing, oh my god.
Wait, what are you supposed to do? It's like a metal detector.
Meow.
I'm looking.
I'm looking for the remote.
I'm looking, I'm looking for the remote.
This is actually working, I can see everything down here.
Wait, is that it? That's a rock.
No, keep going straight, keep going straight.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
Oh my God, Gigi's a fucking genius.
You're genius, you're genius!
I knew me coming down here would be meta.
Here you go, right, go right.
What is that?
Go left a little, go left, go left a little.
Okay.
Straight more, straight.
Straight. Keep going straight.
Is that it?
Ah, it's a tire.
Oh
Wait what go right go right I see something I see something
You see it boys
You go straight he goes straight
He goes straight straight
Just scrap metal. Oh my god. Oh my god. Go left go left. We don't know don't grab it
Yeah, just leave it there
Buy me the remote
I'm looking man
Dude, I don't think I don't think it's here. There's really two in this pile. I know what I saw it come down here
No, but what if it's like stuck on the rocks? No, no, no, I'm telling you I saw this
I know that both of them are in this pit
I I witnessed both of them fall in this band. I witnessed it. They're 100% down here both of them
Well, I see it right here. It's right in front of me right in front of me. I swear to God. I don't need you any more pretty
I'm not telling you where it is, bud.
Where is it?
I'm not telling you.
You revealed your true colors.
Where is it?
Where is it?
I'm not telling you.
You had to tell me where it is.
Call me daddy, and I'll tell you.
Dude, oh my God.
Just tell me where it is.
Call me daddy, and I'll tell you where it is.
I'm not calling my metal detector daddy.
Now where is the thing?
Call me papa.
For everybody's friend.
Call him daddy, please.
To your left.
To your left.
To your left.
To your left.
To your left.
Right here.
My it's like towards the wall. You got it. It's right here. I really saw your hand near it
Move your fat button
You gotta move me. Oh, yeah, I just oh my god. I just don't get my screen. It would be said controller on my screen
It's right there
To your left
Yeah, you're looking at it. You're looking at your right a little to your right to your right left a little little left a little
Jesus what are you a fucking owl you you have to turn your neck that old way look at the fucking what you're right? You're right?
Are you ready boy sipping on foe foes right now you see me
I
Put up oh
Let me get you this part. We can watch okay. I'll send you I'll prop you up. I'll prop you up. Fuck yourself
Well, yeah, but where'd you go? I'm stuck in the fucking snow
You're right. It's all right
straight
Behind you
Thank you, man. I'll pop you up. I'll pop you up. That way you can watch. Okay. I'll watch. All right. Oh shit, right?
Okay, boys. He's in the cook care. Here we go.
Holy shit. This is a great view. Put on. Put on. What's that one song you said the other day? Peter
pack I got put on some Peter bad some Peter pat I got a
project but I'm the project as you got down you want some
project that a life we live what life we live as you come down
and got it here goes here goes
Hey
Cheese oh hell yeah
Yeah, we're back, baby
I
Is a baby still alive up there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay
This is up to you boss. I was so close to unwrenching this thing so many times
Listen to BB, I need you to do something so important
Okay, I need you
To go up. You see that patch of snow on your left on your right on your left. Oh
Yeah, well you hop down there with a winch. Huh, so grab a winch winch at first. Yeah, okay
Yeah, let me find a winch over real quick
Just take a look, there's got to be one around here somewhere.
Make sure you put it in park feet, it's for the time being.
Okay, okay, it's your park, you're shaking.
You go ahead and throw that bad boy in park, okay?
A couple honks and needles.
So about the wench hook.
You have any on the roof?
Yeah, boss we're going to have one, but I can't get there.
you can glitch yourself through the roof and grab it really quickly me yeah you
go down a mile away I'm near the other winch and take it up to him what you'd
probably walk up the side right there you see I see what you write about me
hold up we see time I'm gonna be hold up oh shit I'm a mountain dog I have what
I can touch you ready
Where are you? I look to the back right?
I'm not in the truck. I'm above you. Oh shit. Oh look up look up look up. I'm near I'm near the top
I'm above you I'm above you right behind you right behind you
You right up
Look up. Are you raise me three two one catch?
No pressure here. I'm just hanging off the side of a mountain. No worries. We've got one more. I'm gonna throw it down there
Okay, I'm gonna throw it down with that orbs against guys. Oh
Okay, let me
I'm gonna come down there
Listen you got it first of all
I need to be tossed back up there because that winch is still hooked
No, no, no, we we can leave it open. Oh
I'm in a bit of a pickle here boss. Yeah, so I'm dead a baby
You're so close right now
Maybe I usually grab the remote. Yeah, yeah, where's that? I just right behind you. Are you good that right there?
There you go. All right. Now what you're gonna do is gonna hop on the roof
Rav a winching hook put it on the front one and then
Can we restart and just eat it off the hill see if we survive
Before you do that, okay, let me just get you down a cocoa real quick, okay?
Thanks, boss
I'm seeing I'm seeing the light here. I mean we're close
We're like one little dangles. I'll see you know what fucking on head on which it's even driving down
Fuck it. All right. I'm gonna put it on my own wench
How am I supposed to fun when she's top you just hop on the back of it? Oh, yeah, you can view other players
I know that
Yeah, you jump on the back. It's like that. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you go jump on. Oh
There it goes. Yep. Nice. Okay, so
Plan C so fetus what I want you to do
So why don't you know hop on the back and release the wind flies out?
Are you fucking can you see the position?
You got this insane
There's no other option. You have to do this not just for you, but for your country.
Okay, okay. Is there a way I can swap to the passenger seat without falling out of this somehow?
Yeah, just press space and then you hit you really fast.
Okay, um, I would get one you turn your tear out first
That's what I'm trying to do like my chair and my driver seat. It doesn't seem to share it doesn't seem to do that
I think it's only the pass me
All right, this is easy light work light work. You got this you got this
Let me make sure we're in park. We're in park. We're safely parked. Yeah, big one
Hi Omar 96 asked me can you check your email please KO magnets I can't check emails right now
But I'm here for a freaky chat box. You need what's up?
Mr. Frog around I gotta go all the way up. Oh my god. Yeah, this is like
You got this fear. This is easy. This is like word for you
This is like word for you boys. This is like word for you. It's not okay
This is light work, fetus. This is light work for you.
I'm actually gonna have a heart attack right now.
It's his light work for you, fetus.
This is light work. Come on, fetus.
No! Okay.
Come on, fetus. This is light work for you.
Oh, God.
Okay, I'm at the furthest seat,
but I don't know what else I can do here.
Oh, open that cabinet.
Yeah, open that cabinet.
Yeah. Jump onto it.
Okay. Mm-hmm.
Ugh! Ah, damn it!
uh
okay hold hold you got this come on if well let me go lateral please let me go up
to see it's all i gotta do a little more a little more a little more a little more a little more
a little more a little more you're all that breastfeeding at mature age it's really paying
dividends right now my strong legs and you got big strength i need that's right that's right
We smoke a cigarette it'll actually make you faster, maybe joking okay, let's do you go there you go. I'll try it again
Okay, and one more time one more time one more time one two three
And we're still the same with a boat here. I'm opening cabinets. I
Don't are you seeing this here? I can't I'm seeing something I'm seeing something fierce everything rests on you
You need to try harder you need to try on our soldier
I'm trying I can't it's not let me get past this chair. I'm trying boss. I'm trying I'm trying everything
Oh, so I don't want to let you down one second more time one more time
You have another dirt. What if you jump on this snow to your left and try to run up?
And the other left right you mean yeah, okay, I see okay. That's looking pretty slick boss. That's
Yeah, it's not let me get past this bloody point. I'm trying everything.
Alright, it's, I, maybe, maybe try jumping on this stolen run enough.
Or, I don't know what to do. I need you to try jumping faster and better and stronger and higher.
That was so close, hold on. I'm making gains, I'm making gains, hold on.
What if you use the metal bars of the windows and jump between them?
That's right.
Like you jump from the bar on your left to the bathroom.
That's the way.
Yeah, okay. Yep. Yep. That's the play
My entire body is pouring sweat right now, I am not even joking my
I'm trying, I'm trying, but it is get up there, the fate of the world depends on you!
I'm trying.
Okay.
You taking a toke every once in a while?
No, no, no, there's no time for that right now.
No, no, you gotta.
There's actually little jumps, jump speed.
Okay, okay.
Everyone they've taught you a Darth ball, Dyer's of creation.
No, I was under a lot of pressure and dire ball. Yeah, as I said, I didn't make any mistakes. It was all there
But that was a different scenario entirely. I'm doing my best. I'll feed it. I want you to fucking freak out and try anything
Even stuff. It'll kill you. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it one two three
I'm trying to win the trick get going
Out the window try to climb. Oh, she's really a trick. But yeah, we're there was the window trick. We're there was definitely
All right, we're going back
Try going to your right and running kind of horizontal up the hell. Yeah, okay. I'm a good spot
Some of them just let you climb
You try not jump it try not jump and try to run it
I'm running bous is not like we go
false I
Think we I think we lost I think we're cooked gentlemen hold on hold on hold on
Oh
Oh, did we lock now? Did we finally lose? I
Don't think it's possible boss. I'm trying everything. Yeah, I think that's it
I'm a little too far to resurface a lot. Let me get past that little point. I I think we might have lives
I think we might have a ride. Oh, we're so damn close
And then jump over up top
That's what I was saying if I jump down there and I climb all the way up this mountain you see what I'm seeing right Genji
Yeah, I got this path in around I go ahead. I'm glad what what if you got what if you found?
like just
Wings and you strap the wings on and then you start flying and when you fly fly back up exactly what we need
Yeah, maybe we can you piss off the eagle? Yeah, I was gonna say get the eagle to pick me up
Give me a lift.
Hmm.
You want me to resurrect this gentleman here?
You can't. We're out of syringes.
Yeah, I might have. I swear it said I had some.
I can revive him.
Alright, well let's boss.
I definitely could not revive him.
Now listen, you can get,
although I died trying to do what you're about to do.
Oh, you see what I'm trying to do?
Yeah, I did that and I died.
You know, I'm a trained former Blizzard employee. I think I you know, I could muster something
up because you let me know when I hit the tech boy button box. You let me down. Okay.
That's right. You let me down. You let me dive off this cliff right now and we can restart.
I'm playing with that too. Whatever you choose. Go ahead. Give it your best shot next checkpoint.
You can walk that walk. You're right. By the way, can you walk to the next checkpoint?
I don't you I mean you could to revive us. Yeah
Yeah, she's fucking yeah, we're the next one. I don't know where is it? I don't know. Hey
Keep going. I got that road. Yeah, there you go. Oh, that's a good sign
You know, I don't like the sounds of this that's looking kind of dicey. Hold up. How do we get past there?
Wait, we all hop in the thing hop in the thing you go up that go that ladder
Yeah, the stairwell hop inside of the thing and press the button
Oh, pressing the button. Oh, hell yeah. Hold up. Wait a minute. This is meant to be, honestly.
This may be a sosa moment. This may be. It's possible. It's queued up ready.
you have to go all the way across wrap it at all and then come back this is the
slowest are you seeing us turn around are you seeing us elizabeth
he's got any elevator music right present the button against you
some elevator music again you guys hold up what do we get in here oh yeah that's
that shit right there oh my god that's it probably was on that our parents made
love to make us it's likely most likely yeah there's no fucking way but wait
I
45 minutes later, bro
Might go backwards. Oh, let's go backwards. Okay, do it again. Oh god
I just did it. Yeah. Just stay there. Just stay there. Yeah, right. All right. I guess we'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine
you
you
you
you
you
Run, Force! Run!
Oh, God.
Run!
Is this doable?
Yes, yes, yes!
Just hug the rock!
Hug the rock!
You got this!
You got this!
I'm hogging.
I'm hogging.
I'm hogging.
Oh, God.
I'm so scared right now.
Right down the rock was she.
Okay, hold on.
Good thinking.
Okay.
No!
God!
Fucking dammit, bro!
Perfect.
FUCKIN' DAMN IT, BRO!
Perfect.
It's so bad.
Excellently done. Excellently done.
I tried, man, I had no health.
I had no strength left.
I hadn't thought about that.
Instead of hugging the rock and getting safely down,
freak out and leap yourself off the rock.
I haven't thought of that strategy before
That's an incredible strategy. Go get it. Can you write that down? You might jot that down
I wrote down the notes. I got you.
I don't remember flailing. I don't remember freaking out. I remember sliding down in a very very very safe manner
Smooth as butter. Smooth as butter. Very smooth. Here, I'm gonna make sure you hold on to this one peanut, alright?
There you go. Ow! Ow!
Here you go. It's right behind you. That's the winch controller
guys I think it's made it's very clear here I was completely out of manner and
there was nothing that I could do that's right I'll cook us up some burgers thank
you guys good vibes oh yeah good call somebody toss me up on the roof somebody's
got to do some I can use a burger right now I got you thank you come up just
the way you like it guys you know get your hands all over me here give me up
There you go, Buzz.
Alright, everybody in!
We all loaded up.
This is my last ride.
We win, or we die.
Fuck, prepare the car, actually. We're going straight through.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Goats are made of titanium. That's what's happening.
Oh fuck for real I forgot about this part
We smash through it we can't right yep, let's do it. Where's it? Where's the nitroglycerin? Oh my fucking god
Oh you man, oh you
Very nice. Oh hell yeah
all right look it it's pretty I got the
cold oh no we lost it
every day
all right all right okay all right okay
you ripping it you ripping it out of it
I'm ripping it all the way down I'm
ripping it all the way down
Live or die, live or die, gentlemen, live or die!
You're a fisticose!
Yeah!
Yeah, buddy!
Yeah, buddy!
Oh, shit, it's fucking work!
It's fucking work!
Let's go!
What the fuck?
Yeah!
What the fuck?
What's the deal?
We got what's the deal?
We just had to fall off the cliff.
I did that to one in a million right there coconut.
I think we did that 10 times out of 10 weeks.
That was a fast and very sheer right there.
Who doesn't like spam here and it'll find us stuff or what?
We just went into the other side. Yeah, I don't make snow. It'll make snow
Son of a bitch
Son of a fucking bitch
Hey, I'm gonna cook us some more burgers
Somebody bring me a tow hook over here, please and thank you. Okay, but don't be a shout you got the thing
I'm in dire need your burger
Hey, the wind judge the wind judge it
I
Difference you better cops, but I kill you. I'm gonna I'm gonna skin your cock with a potato beeler
I'm not I'm not circumcised. I go in a bunch. Oh wait, where's the grill? We dropped it a while ago.
We lost the grill. The grill went out the window when we were going down the kill.
I'm gonna put the burgers on the radiator. Will that work?
Let me drive this bitch. Let me mind the wheel to see your birthday.
I
Wait, I just realized I just drove up here without even using the lens
Wait, what does that look like uh, does that look like a game to you guys down there? I get it. Let's go. Oh, yeah kind of
I think we're driving over the windshield now. Where are we?
I'm made boys, I'm made boys.
According to this driver's manual, we have to be good with communication.
Yeah?
There's different gestures we can do.
I'll read the next page to everyone.
I got you, Jacob.
Oh my gosh, I'll handle that.
Cash points, okay
If you ever go near a hill you can push the car yeah
You're a pair of car with a hammer and a drill
You're a witch
All right, that's it. That's the manual
We're new stuff every day
All right, let's do Gigi's plan
Well, what was it you planned?
There's bad boy after that thing.
Oh my god.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
There's no way you can get over there any other way.
I don't have to push you up, baby.
I don't have to pick you up.
Please don't get caught or anything.
Please don't get caught or anything.
You're walking back.
Why don't you just stand on the RV
on underneath. Bam. Wait, you can't put it on. Again? Oh, you have a job. Wait, what'd
you, what'd you hook it on? Right here. See that? Look, there's a door right there. Yeah.
Here, here, grab it. All right. Oh, five. Oh, did I drop it? There we go. There we
go. Yeah. Okay. Holy shit. All right. Now, I'm ready. Let's lift it on up, boys.
Everybody in the car?
Okay, I'll keep the seats warm.
There we go. Alright!
Let's get it started boys!
Alright, get on.
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Oh my god!
Oh, ice! Oh my god!
How's it going down there boys?
Oh, we're good. We're bouncing. We're sitting sideways here.
It seems to be increasing in speed.
Yep.
I'm gonna try releasing some pressure.
I'm trying to release the pressure just to bed submit a release of the pressure
she's a fucking genius dude I don't understand how you guys have gotten this
far and then we could never even get past that one part you guys started at
Just gonna do it, you know what I'm saying?
We're like Mary fucking Poppins right now.
That's good.
Doesn't see burgers fly out of the fucking car.
There's no way to release the pressure.
Yeah, I just stuck there.
Oh.
Hogan C.Sick, captain.
I'm getting dizzy.
I'm getting fucking dizzy.
Hogan C.Sick, captain.
Hogan C.Sick.
Alright, looking good.
Looking good.
Almost there.
I
Got you
I got
Oh
I'm doing the gritty I'm hitting the gritty I'm hitting the gritty
Wait wait wait wait should we lower the thing right here?
Should we lower it right here? We should lower it right now yeah?
Uh maybe get a little further I think
I don't know because we've got that path down below are we sure let's sure yes stop it stop it
Yeah, drop around drop them both. Don't get down there, right?
Yeah, we could always pull it down the other way too, so we're all good. This is smarter though, I think yeah
Oh god, it's like I'm gonna drop the front ends. Yeah drop the back in first
The other guy yet?
You guys one captain. Yeah, we're good. We're on the ground. W you can release
How did that happen man was it not your glisterin again
I'm tired boss
I'm down to try one more time, but we don't run over the ghosts.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we gotta retain some vehicles.
I smoke so many cigarettes.
All right, all right. Get in guys.
We got all this stuff. We're going to floor it the whole way.
This is what it is. If we survive the jump, we do it again.
If we don't survive the jump, we get out.
Down.
That was a valid chance, so we were close.
I think we were like nothing left in the truck.
Dude, it was like we were right there.
I cannot believe that.
Fetus says release.
I have a release.
And instantly, we die.
There's a little too much for the M.D.
Tires, boss.
I'm sure of it.
Alright, boys. I'm on it.
I forgot this.
What? Why?
I'm going to invade the go.
I'm going to invade them.
Here we go.
By the way, the pooper's going to come up.
Phoenix, you might grab the nail gun and kill the poobo.
Or the flare gun?
Uh, the nail gun or the flare gun?
Where's the flare gun?
I got the nail gun.
I got the flare gun and just shoot it at it, right?
Yeah, just shoot it right at it, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, whenever he comes out, he's dead.
I got him.
He's still here.
I shot him, but...
I don't know what the hell is this thing is.
Oh my god.
I shot a flare.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get in the car.
Get in the fucking car.
Where the fuck happened?
I fucking doubt he immediately was.
I'm too pity.
No, that was me. I did the night's of this written in from the car
Going to third year right past the goats and I even see is we'll be like a flash of life passed by him
All the past
That past I got the flare again locked in low
I was what right there to
Put her down
I'm gonna that good coming. Okay coming out with the
Oh my god
You need to fix that.
Oh my gosh.
Be careful of the right tire.
Careful.
Listen, we gotta fix.
We gotta fix that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We're stuck.
We're stuck.
We're stuck.
And we got drilled and we got drilled and started buried.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Oh my god.
I'm stuck out of the bridge yeah I think we're kind of cook here now get a door
can't play go currently yeah probably the right move alright everybody it was
okay be as you got the flare gun go gonna you get the nail gun you guys beat
the shit out of that poobo okay all right
I got you just fucking hit me like
fucking anything you fucking hate that
thing at me don't hit me don't hit me
wait wait wait you guys need to kill
um you guys need a baby and coke throw
and then revive them so they have
house fuck both of those guys
Let's ride!
Why should these go?
No no no no no
We're good we're good we're good we're good
You're gonna shoot the poobah
You're gonna shoot the poobah
I shoot the cat yeah?
Yeah the cat the cat
Alright alright alright
Don't worry that's just cosmetic
I just threw out of the car
Yeah that was the whole roof
Yeah the whole roof just
Oh my god the cat's coming and I'm far away
I'm going I got the nail gun I'm good
I'm good. Oh my god wait I got oh I can't get out I got the fuma all right here we go
Magged up in this thing it's laughing at oh shit
This can't be real, man. This can't be real.
Alright, alright, everybody in the fucking car, right fucking now.
We're gonna evade this. You know what you what fucks you in the pool obviously doesn't work
This is the new plan who yet okay? You're by the most skilled coconut
I need you to get the nitroglycerin and aim it through the front window
You want to hit the nipple at the bottom right of the iceberg thing, okay?
Guys we're doing on the drive while we're driving you throw it right through here the nipple the bottom right nipple of
Of the ice thing all right finish my job anything absolutely you know you
Thank you much
All right, okay. Okay. Tell me what it's all it. Oh, let's go. You hop in the seat hop in the seat
wait
Make sure you charge it up and stuff. All right, okay
What if we fall what if we drop a burger for the boomer? Oh my god
I don't want you pointing at me, baby
Sorry sorry.
I didn't look away in this.
All right probably one.
I'm going to stop the car.
You're going to throw it. I'm going to start the car back up. You ready?
Okay probably one.
Three, two, one, throw.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I'm going up.
I'm going up.
I'm doing a second gear.
I'm doing a second gear.
We're about to that period guys, but I got legs.
Third gear, third gear, third gear.
I mean, third gear, but third gear.
Fourth gear, fourth gear, fourth gear.
Here we go boys, here we go.
Fuck me up boys, fuck me!
Fuck you all!
Let me!
God!
Oh my god.
Oh, jeez!
Oh my god, we were so close.
We were so close.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
I think we found the net method.
We got it, we got it this time, we got it this time.
We wanna be used jet fuel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna say.
Yes, there's fire over that bench.
Yeah, I got that, I dropped loads.
You just fucking hit me again.
Stop waiting for the paint.
You got the paint.
I'll drop the load.
Get the flare gun.
Where's the...
What is going on?
Fuck it.
I wonder if the night job is where I've been.
You're down half dead.
You're not... you're an idiot.
All right
Where's the fuel?
Got the goop. You got the jet fuel? Who's got the jet fuel?
I got some burners.
Wait, wait. We don't have any jet fuel. What's our jet fuel on?
Yeah, I was gonna say. Where is it?
Oh, it's at the bottom of that thing. Oh my god. We have to get it, remember?
All right.
Wait, it's fine, fine. We're gonna do the same plan, but after we get out past the bridge
someone hops out, tune it up. Fetus, and maybe you both hop out and go down and grab it, okay?
Me and coconut will drive past the goats.
Lock and load boys. Lock and load.
Hey, where's the natural glycerin?
I got it, I got it.
Alright guys, I'm cooking burgers on the stove, come get them.
I need you up here with the natural glycerin box.
Okay, I'm up here.
Fuck!
Oh, we're gonna lose these burgers.
Yeah, these burgers.
I'm ready.
Ready box, ready box, here we go, here we go.
I'm ready, bro.
I
Slow down now
you
you
you
you
you
You guys hear me a game or no no, yeah
I know I can game I can hear the winch going off. Oh, yeah, wait
Yeah, I'm trying to wriggle around in the snow. Yeah, I'm underneath the snow bank. I can see the winch like it
I'm very close
You hear the engine
You guys are yeah, I can't really see the map. I don't know an orientation
Now what are you happy it's I'm somewhere in the snowbank. I'm moving around I
Wait, hold up. I need a detector. I need a metal detector. Go get that. Yeah, you'll see me
You'll see me. Yeah, I was really close to the truck
I'm looking
So ahead
To the right to the right I see my same to the right 180 180
To the right to the right to the right I
Got him. I got him
He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. Let's ride
Like we need to find just at least one piece of metal
No
We're fine
There is a piece of metal in the snow
Is there now?
We can do that. I'm gonna be true. I think there is one like over here. Yeah, we'll use my metal detector
Turn right turn right. Yeah more right more right more right straight ahead straight ahead. I'm on it
Got it got it. Oh, yeah good work bubble a good work. All right. Let me give a job in that valley ride
We got a lot of bad boys.
All right, we're ready.
Are we in?
I'm not in.
All right, I'm in.
Let's go.
And ride!
This is the one, guys.
I believe you.
We got this.
You're so close, too.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
over the fuck this is fucking gondola
gonna read this you see for this got a
read that's where this is the official
name do we have a hammer in here
let me let me see if I can repair this
a bit we do
any more metal yeah we use what we got
right yeah unless there's more around
here but I don't see no their metal
at that broken pole over there hi
press the button budge oh you're
We do it, we do it, we do it, we do it, we do it.
I'll be up there.
I'm gonna press the red spot.
I don't see any metal.
Actually, there might be a peop-
Wait, press the button.
Oh my God, wait, I've got to, I've got to tighten it.
I've got to tighten it.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Seems pretty safe.
Ah, we ride.
Look at this.
How's it going down there, Bob?
Oh, move it.
You want some cruising?
Get up, Peter.
It's a little less...
I'm getting seasick.
Yeah, get up. Get up. Get up.
Stand.
I don't want to stand, though.
You'll feel a lot better standing.
I spoke a cigarette with you, Bob.
I'm spinning my shit.
God, I love the environment.
God, I love the environment coconut.
How do I?
Bum it enough to share a couple cigarettes with it.
Oh, why wouldn't nature want cigarettes? They're fucking awesome.
Shit, you got the snow cab out in the trees, now you got yourself a maupro red.
What more do you need?
It's not the Mundo, my friend.
What more do you need?
This is all men need, so that's all they need.
Mm-hmm, that's right.
Maybe a Puma will go find this cigarette
Got a leather jacket be the coolest Puma in Puma school
Well, that pool will be looking for that cigarette taste for its whole fucking life. They'll never get it. You'll never get it again
never ever
This your music fees
You want some beats
Yeah
It's possible to do the lowering mechanism that we did last time or no
Yeah, yeah, just get just get lower before we drop drop
Low guys go ahead boss. Yeah, I think we get the I think we get the nitro out of the truck before we do that
Personally, I think that's what killed us the last time
Which is nice. No, I think we're out. We're out. Yeah, we're out of it
All right, I got a tune for this if you guys are cool with it. Can I just drop you like right now?
No, no, no, no, definitely not
Hey definitely I can't I
Think this is right here higher. Yeah, I think it's a little higher
You got a hit the button back and forth
All right, I don't mean I got hit the button. I got a guy
Two times like you got to keep hitting the button so we stay in position
I just keep it keep it keep it going forward by just keep going forward
I'm gonna slide you right in.
I'm gonna slide you right in.
I want you to hit that button, all right?
All right, go ahead and start hitting that button
side to side.
Very good.
How's it looking, boss?
How is it looking?
Rear end is good.
We need the front end down a bit.
I think we're just about on the ground.
Little more on holes, guys.
Little more.
Rear is touching the ground.
Should we roll it?
Yeah, roll the ground.
There we go. There we go. We're good. You keep going. Let's go guy
I'm gonna just climb it. I'm going to go for it. You get it. Nice job, baby. We are off the ground here. We're good
We're gonna make a little burger. What do you think? Oh hell yeah, let's go. Let's ask me twice
Cheese. All right. All right. All right. All right
Looking good looking good. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Detach him if you detach him
Yeah, they're detached. Oh, thank god. Thank god. Yeah, we're already good. Yeah, you just come down to the truck
We're ready.
There will be a joke there, boys.
We'll be joking there.
Find some metal around here.
Like, even one piece would get us pretty far right now,
I feel like.
Well, there's a tick point right up ahead.
There's definitely a lot of metal there.
True, true, true, true, true.
It won't go in Burger.
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh, that'd be fantastic.
Oh, yes.
I'll lock the patio off, I think.
Hold on.
You look so beautiful tonight, my man.
There's two right here.
I might eat it raw or would that be bad?
Ah, I mean, good shot.
Oh, nice.
He got some credits, though.
Should we just make it?
Oh, by the gods, by the gods.
Stop, stop, stop.
There's four metal rip behind us, Habibi.
Hold on one sec.
Ooh.
Let me, let me, let me, just in case.
Just in case.
Now, goodbye.
We receive eternal blessings here.
Oh, dude, we're juiced.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. One second. One second. Let me do this. Just out of an abundance of caution. Okay?
Just considering our progress. How much we've made. I agree. I cannot believe this.
This is crazy. We did it. Yeah. Wait for this, guys. Holy shit.
I throw that boy first gear. Let's go. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get some more metal in.
All right, now we're ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not too bad. Oh, sorry.
We know it's too easy.
I can't wait an hour and a half to try to get down the hill when we just sort of heated up.
Oh, hell yeah.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
There we go, boys.
There we go.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
Did we win?
No, no, we didn't win yet.
No, we did not
We prepare the this is the car quick we see you hit with the pisser, but take it
And we yell and we yell looking good boys, yeah, right here in front of you
Yeah, sure
got any else oh yeah that's lots of loads here I got another bottle of vodka I
got nitroglycerin over here you guys want this or should I kind of put this
somewhere else oh I found turtle fuel oh hell yeah so much metal over here so
much metal I'll come pick some up what was the metal at the building
Yeah, there's a lot of metal over here. Yeah. Oh, it's a lot of scrap metal. Oh, yeah, I got a lot of scrap
Anywhere we can keep this I don't know it says cool
Where that they have they have someone stand on it
You cook it up. Come here. Share this. Share this healing device. Okay. Ah, that doesn't
go that far. You better throw me the roof. It's coconut. I have to put this on top.
Oh, can I put this on the top too? Hey, coconut. Now it's almost the roof. Thank
you good chair huh I mean one more throw one second I found natural thank you
miss go ahead thank you good chair all right let it receive let's proceed I can
I can just use this as a color cutter!
Dude, what's a low tip there?
Oh, you know...
Oh my god, what happened?
What happened to you?
Oh my god!
I got a lot of stuff out of here right now. I got some stuff in my suit.
Oh, it's like cocoa butter.
That's great!
That's for when you set yourself on fire with the Nitro.
Really?
Oh, shit.
Fix your burns.
Alright, team, we ready?
I thought it was a metal machine, boys.
Yeah, that's a cigarette.
A quick cigarette will do.
It'll help us think of these stressful times.
What's that sign mean?
Poop. Let's drop a poop out here.
A lot of deer poop.
The last time I drove in a place like this,
a rock almost fell and hit our car,
so we should be careful of that, too.
I'll be the rock-looking guy.
You'll be the rock-looking guy.
Good thinking. That's a job that's perfect
Perfect for you, which is good, look at that.
Good, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Just looking out for the team, boss.
Someone's got to do it.
Real and true, real and true.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
All right, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good.
What's that?
Oh, what's that right there?
What's right there?
Oh, it's a Vietnam, some oil.
Oh, that's good stuff score
Not body boys, I bought it
Come on down
Looking for Lou I
See some water. Oh, there's our goats
Hop in boys up in I think we got to use it the jet fuel or some should get this cliff right?
Say less now we can just drive up it. It's like five feet. I
Look good thinking you stick to rock-looking though, okay coconut. Oh
I've been looking you need to read someone super smart and brave to look out for rocks
Was a rock right there. Thank you. Thank you the rock right there. Thank you
That rock looks like a cock
That's yes, all right. Thank you. It looks like your cock. Oh, thank you, sir
Right, it's full right full right
Yep, oh
Is that what you like right there?
That's like a thousand wooden blanks. Oh, we need to we need to put these fuckers together
Oh
Yeah, I gotta nail them. Yeah, whoa, I do you can do that
We got a deal together long and then lay them out lay them across in pairs. Yeah, there you go
Yeah, how do we oh shit now we can't move now we can't move up
Thank God they give it to me we start we start with one. Are you going ahead?
There we go there we go our next one
Thanks, we're right here. Yeah
I got it. I got it. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm not dropping ready. All right. We three two. Oh fuck wait
All right, okay, go ahead wait
a little bit back up back up back up I'm ready to go there we go there we go
alright one more one more right there
there we go there we go maybe one more I need one more right here
yeah we're gonna do one more right here boys one more one more all right all
All right, all right.
Come on up, boss.
You ready?
Go ahead.
I think this is going to work.
There we go.
There we go.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
OK.
How about we now for the other side?
Bring the RV closer.
Just so we can see how close the wheels are.
Good thinking.
Let me make a suggestion.
Go to them like crisscross, like an X.
And then put them across the X.
Wait, I don't know about this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Backup, line it up.
Looking good, looking good.
We need one right here in front of this wheel, right?
We're definitely not on, on, on.
We need one right here, boys.
Right where I'm standing,
you see it's right here, right here, Boop.
Okay, okay.
So do I drop it or do I, what do I do here?
Just drop it.
There we go.
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
There we go.
Perfect, perfect.
That might be it.
Hold on, I'm bringing another plank.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
All right, go ahead, you want to stand right out of here with me, Boz.
All right?
All right, I'm going to drop it, three, two, one.
There we go, perfect, perfect.
Look at that.
What the hell is this guy?
No, it's going to work, it's going to work.
It's going to work.
Yeah, I got another one right here, Peanut.
Peanut, Peanut.
Lock in, Peanut, Peanut, lock in.
I think we should place another one right here and see if we can change its trajectory, okay?
Yeah, right here again ready?
Okay, all right, okay
There we go, I now you want up here. Oh fuck. Oh fuck
Very nice. I guess we need someone to come up here and drop the plate right here
Right there mm-hmm right there. I go ahead boss
I'm dropping it
Oh, there we go. There we go. One more
Okay, one more one more
Go ahead and tilt it back to the right a little bit
Mm-hmm. I curve it right. Yeah a little bit curve a little bit curve
Little curvy little curvy. That's a little curvy. That's a little curvy. That's a little curvy
And
Very nice very nice
all right I got more planks hold on I got more planks you guys why we even
waiting let's just rip it right now we can we can have it we can add to this
Oh my god, I'm a genius.
Okay, all right.
Good work.
All right, we're good to go.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead
Yeah, I need to back up a little
More nails in the nail god
This can actually work
That's a beautiful bridge
right wow we got a very beautiful are you going to go and thank you back it up
back it up
use the rear rear hook and we're going to get you across that's right
He's about to be an enemy.
Any winchers?
What do you need?
I'm gonna throw you a top boss.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
There you are.
Alright. Who's got the, uh, winch control?
There you are. There you are.
There we go. There we go.
Alright, so I'm gonna do boss.
I'm gonna rip this thing with jet fuel, and you're gonna go as fast as fuck.
Alright? Fast as fuck.
Go ahead and unhook the winch.
Let me, let me get, let me get in position.
Yeah, yeah same
I got the load you tell me I think we preemptively drop this
No, I think we just do the jet fuel so
Safe inside the car. Yeah, it should be five worse. So okay. Oh
We still we're still tied up in the back here. I think right. No, I have
Oh good. Oh good.
Okay, here's here's my suggestion
Grand Park full rev and then drop into first with the turbo. All right. You got me a baby
All right, hold up. Let me listen
We need we need a just a little
We need a prayer I think I
Think you need more than that
Least a couple blessings the print is a very good 10 trillion blessings for this fucking ride
all right
with the jet fuel in
drop in the load
go go go
yeah
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
this is actually better than i thought it would be
alright winch winch winch
winch winch
hold on hold on hold on
oh my god
hold on hold on
I may say
Do it work out there gentlemen
I'm crazy, but yeah, we're basically outside but better
Oh fuck what's that?
A geyser rocks that's a guy
This is Yellowstone baby
I
Will gas baby full gas crank it to the left
Thank you, thank you
I need guys I need a hold hold hold
Okay, the hell is going on we why am I flying?
Okay, we got a bit of a pickle here. We repair the car
Hold on a second. I think we should repair the car right? Yeah
I want you to rip that bitch as soon as I drop is he ready now
We literally
Oh
Pressure bill. Yeah. Oh god. Oh my god
They're popping a reverse or yeah, go ahead put it in part
Guys this is what this is the new plan we fuck all the wooden planks. We're jet fueling the whole way across
That's what I've been we got the jet fuel. We get it
It's got a lecture back here, I think oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm tired boss. Don't worry boss. We're almost to the end. We almost got this. I got that turbo fuel
We almost got this
Like balls are dry. I don't know how many more loads we can drop this is getting exhausting. All right ready
We have the jet fuel we do
My clutches someone just fucking hit me with a hammer
I'm gonna fucking die
You almost forget what a normal RV looks like
You got the jet
I'm gonna die
You're gonna be ripping that when you're ripping!
Just a minute, boss.
What's going on?
Are you okay? Are you aimed?
Oh yeah, I'm fine.
You good?
Yep.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, slow and steady.
Easy does it, easy does it.
Yeah, BB's in the car, right?
Um, I can't say with certainty he is.
I don't listen to the washroom, I don't open them up.
Yeah, he's not here.
I mean, why would you tell us that five fucking minutes ago?
I'm not coming back.
Wait, are they dying?
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
We're probably going to die anyways, so just give us like 30 seconds.
Are you ready with the jet fuel?
I'm ready.
All right, not yet, not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Hold on.
ready ready now oh god we're fine with my wife I guess I guess that is the
left yeah great to be left you know nice I guess I was like this I'm trying
I'm pushing it, I'm trying to push it again.
Wiggle it, wiggle it a bit, left to right.
I'll get him pushed in.
How the hell are we not moving?
I'm pushing.
Much harder!
I'm pushing.
Bear, no, I'm moving at all.
It's only in the rear.
Venus, I need you back here.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I was trying to get an angle where we could actually
push it from.
It's not moving at all.
drive it hey boys yeah you do it boys
we're fine fuck your little pickle over
there what about when she only one of
these trees yeah I've got the way to
grab the way to do it yeah right up
top you know awful slamming tell me
what now coming I just realized you
could have just drove right there and
went across what do we have to are
we see that right there oh yeah baby look at that oh yeah I got a lot of it I got a
lot of struggle we'll put the car back up I'm repairing I'm repairing all right
fuck repair the car let's ride I can repair from inside let me out that we
You
Yep, hold up hold up got it got it
Oh, we're gonna need another jet fuel boys
Another load a
Feel we do
All right, I'll let you know I'll let you know
Oh, maybe you can drop this one or what?
Well, I'm ready to go.
You ready? You ready?
That's right.
We're gonna use that hail as a ramp.
Three, two, one, now!
Holy shit.
Go, go.
Oh, shoot, we got the guys are too far!
Oh, look at the shot.
Okay, we'll get real good.
Let's get out of this.
We'll get you, we'll get you.
It's a little winch.
It's a little bit of winch.
Nothing a little bit of winch, you can think.
Nothing anyb-
Oh, Kitobe, Kitobe.
It's right to that tree right there.
Got it!
I
Guys
Yeah, I think I've had just about it up
Just a couple more maybe two three four more five more. Oh, come on. I think that's it for me
Fine, I think that's it for me. Mm-hmm. All right
and it's not really far though I'm good I'm pretty good pretty good oh my goodness
thank you for the invite that was a lot of fun
thank you for joining boys we'll get some burgers
honestly yeah you make sure you come visit Walmart it's you guys gonna love
it we will love it I would be there that's right that's right in full
Oh, yeah, I'll be my fanciest attire my fanciest attire. Don't you worry
What do you think about doing an arc survival server with us?
I
That's only the country right now, but I would be down at some point. I gotta buy a lot of stuff coming up this month
actually there is a lot of stuff this month huh yeah but I wouldn't be down
to jump but yeah absolutely perhaps I've got a little something next month
but nothing crazy nothing crazy yeah we'll talk we'll talk
good night all right good job good job good job good job boys big week tomorrow
yes we didn't really play our greatest day my bad sorry about that guys we gave
one for too long we gave them too long and then we wanted to we had to get the
RV up the hill and then the down the hill and then up the hill again
Wait, what's tomorrow?
Do you remember what I said tomorrow?
What was tomorrow?
Uh, we got different stuff every day this week.
Uh, tomorrow is new Apex season with Drac and Mr. Nick Merckx.
I don't know if that'll last the whole night, so we might do a double or a half and half
a stream tomorrow.
Wednesday, we got the peanuts wasteland judging to give away all the prizes of the $50,000
Plus the nuclear bomb event.
And then on Thursday we got the AT&T tournament
for Cockat Doody.
And then for Friday we got CS2 with Cloak Seat,
Mr. Merck's, Hunch, and Dingsot boys.
That's as far as I've got this week.
I don't know what we're gonna do Saturday,
but that's what we got for this week boys.
That's the plan, that is the plan.
We are booked, we are booked.
They're busy beaver.
I'm a busy beaver.
Yeah, yeah, sorry if that is cock-a-doodle, gentlemen.
I don't really get to choose what games
we play in the AT&T tournament,
but the next week after that, it's League of Legends,
and the week after that, it's 2XKO,
and then the week after that, it's CS2, so.
All right, you know, cock-a-doodle is the first one.
Cock-a-doodle is the first one, gentlemen.
Cock-a-doodle is the first one,
but do not worry, it is not about the game,
it is about crushing the enemy.
I forgot all the names,
but I know the leaders are Tyler One,
And another guy that we will cross on the bottom of the earth.
Oh yeah, face it out, face it out, that's the other guy, that's the other guy, that's
the other guy.
Never think I'd fix that by the way.
Not once, not even one time, true as the ocean blue, that core adapt.
I heard they already got swatted.
I heard they already got swatted.
Dude, what is going on?
If I was a police guy,
apparently they had rifles and ARs.
If I pulled up on a house like that,
surely you guys would see the new courthouse.
If I pulled up on a house like that,
I would immediately put down the rifle.
What crime is that guy committing in there?
What, tax fraud?
You don't need 50 guys armed to the teeth
They're walking in the fucking rush or something that's you see that house you see the house what crime is he committing?
Infidelity he cheated on his wife with this. What are you talking about? But you know, whatever
Text buddy just flushes right that's right
Rich people murdered too
do they do that's only in TV shows
so wanting to be a tipped in murder well they can't find them they can't find them
that's the problem is I'm sure it's a crime is it me to a crime that is I
don't know what crime that is we said a crime OJ no we just cited OJ Simpson
Famous people commit murder
We just signed OJ Simpson up sir if the glove does not fit
You must have quit he didn't do it he didn't do it
He didn't do it. All right. He didn't do it
I
Allegedly allegedly of course allegedly of course allegedly of course
My dead guy boy boy
Famous people have like these foundation Jill Michael Jackson's got a foundation play raking in brilliance a year that guy's been dead since the Stone Ages
Oh, look at how he posted it on his social media the day he died.
Well, who did?
Honestly, wait, I don't know anything about that,
but you just reminded me.
It is so funny that he wrote a book
about how he would have done it if he didn't.
You gotta kind of respect the game.
I mean, you kinda gotta respect the game.
I mean, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I mean, hey, hey, murder is back.
Murder is bad, all right?
We all know that.
We're all on the same page right here.
Game of the game though, all right?
Game of the game, can't respect the game.
I mean, writing a book saying how I would have done it
if I didn't, are you serious?
You gotta respect the game.
You're right, I did not write that down.
I think we're through with the new Apex season with Drac and Mr. Merck tomorrow.
I don't know if that's gonna be a half and half a spame.
I'll keep you updated.
We'll fucking wing it.
Who cares?
Whatever.
Honestly, I want to complete that level.
I forgot about this game.
We are coming back and we have beaten that army to get level.
I don't know when, I don't know who.
Soon, later, could be right now.
I can hop back on right now.
Who knows, we're gonna wing it.
All right, good night everybody.
You gotta play Rusty more.
No, Rust is on Wednesday.
I, Rust is on Wednesday!
Open your ears!
Rust is on Wednesday!
That's when we judge all of the things
for the prize money,
and then do the nuclear bobbin.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So what's Thursday to oh my god?
You got poop in your ears son you got poop in your ears. I just said
So what's Friday, I'm gonna kill you in the game in if you were in the AT&T tournament I mean
If you were in the AT&T tournament I
I
Would kill you in the game to win the tournament
The tournament I can be cool on that actually on man
Not the same thing
In the time I was talking about the tournament FYI I was talking about the tournament
Everybody knows it. I just said it. I was talking about the tournament if he was in it
I just assumed he might be good safe. Thanks. Thanks. You think you
Some plans for Saturday. No, I actually don't I don't know what I'm doing. I won't figure it out. We won't wait. It's
All right
Good night everybody
Good night, gang. Have a good one. Oh
Love you, baby. I love you, too. Good night
Good night now
Good night everybody! Good night, gang! Have a good night!
Good night, everybody! Good night, everybody! Have a good night now!
Have a good night now! Good night, everybody!
Good night, gang! Have a good night! Good night now!
Good! I died! Good night!
Good night. Good night now. Good night everybody. Good night. Have a good night now. Rest up.
I read she's now good night.
Good.
I died.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.