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APE SEX LEGENDS | NickMercs X Drac | NEW MAJOR UPDATE | #PoopInYourSockAndCurlYourToes #BUNGULATE
05-06-2026 · 8h 04m
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My friends!
Good jam in the background. It's a good jam.
How are you, blogger ladies? Doing all this fine!
Best stick in the torches in Tuesday, gentlemen.
It is a beautiful day, a beautiful day.
not a cloud as far as the eye can see. I did hello son, hello son, hello, an almond bullied
me today. Do not let the likes of an almond bully you. Tell him about the peanut superiority.
He will scurry off into the nook and cranny he has crawled from. Yes, fuck almonds, fuck
I'm in sequel to my oh it is it's always secret all on secret the mile
Grantsy I forgot
That's all the words I know for that one um
That's all the words I know for that one
Yes, I have
Happy to go to my oh
I'm in spirit of secret the mile
Because it's sick of the mothers is actually a little out of the norm for me. I do apologize in advance
This is a little out of the norm for me and a lot of orthodox. I don't usually like to do this on stream
But I will be
drinking
Today it's in celebration for sick of the bio
with jacob tomorrow
Cheers!
Grancy!
Grancy!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Take me away.
Oh, take me away.
Oh.
Oh my goodness. I might drink twice as much for secret tomorrow. There's a lot of respect out of respect
That was a truly. No, that was not a truly that is a voodoo ranger. I've never drunken a truly
You can't prove I've ever drunken a truly if you say I'm drinking it truly
I'm gonna ban you for saying I'm drinking it truly. I never will drink a truly truly different bitches
I've never done it lying liar
Fuck yourself dire
Oh
I don't know what those Spanish words mean, but I hope everybody's having degrees in Cundamayo!
Now we have to go quickly, gentlemen. I am making Mr. Merck's and Mr. Drac' weight.
I am late yet again today. That is also something I'm doing new for Secret Demo.
I'm usually on time. I'm usually perfectly on time. I'm doing something new for Secret Demo today as well.
like that now let me grab let me grab mr. Burks and
Mr. Drake one short moment
If you find out where they are hiding they've got to be in here somewhere
I bought iDrops two weeks ago, and I still haven't used even fucking one
I don't even know if it's out of the Amazon package. I keep forgetting
I'll put it on. Oh there it is. Oh
Hello
Hello everybody
I
You doing boys
Did let me write some apes x oh, I am ready for some apes x legends
I am ready for some apes x legends. Let me tell you if any one of you chooses a goth lesbian
Before I do I'm gonna
I'm gonna be
Here's big
She fucking fucking octane with she make up
You're gonna love it. We really are you serious on me on me on me on me. Yeah. Yeah, she's fucking insane
All right, all right, all right
All right, my wife unique. Yeah, you really dig so you really dig so you really dig so oh my god
He knows if a man goes to sleep, it's a whole day apex.
I believe the whole day apex.
I heard there was some servers, servers, servers, we might not.
I believe so.
Also, Mr. Merck's might get off early, he's got an early bedtime.
You know how he's, you can hear from the back of his mic.
What?
Mr. Merck's come back, lay down at bed with me.
So we'll see.
We'll see if that, we'll see if we can play the whole night.
We will see.
Oh, Mr. Quarrel, I'm over to get your boy good man.
Good man!
And Mr. Sagiwama, I'm over to get your boy good man.
Good man!
Thank you, my boy.
Please thank you, brother.
Let's pop in.
Let's pop in and see what's going on here.
Wait, shit.
This is not the wrong thing.
Yeah, Pete, is that your- you got it- wow.
What?
Hello?
What do you say?
I got a crank here.
Well, hold up now.
Hold- you- you- you stay right there, young man.
Hold up.
What are you trying to hide?
What are you- your mic-
Is your mic-
No, my mic is on the wrong side.
I was just looking the wrong way.
I was looking the wrong directions.
No, no, you're quiet.
Is that your quiet?
You're quiet.
Shit.
It's more of that little sticky honey Chinese juice.
I actually just had a spoonful of the special,
secret, super-secret Asian juice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It smells different. It smells different.
It works! It works! It works!
I'm telling ya!
200% and you sound kind of cool.
Well, let me check! Let me check my shit!
Maybe you did a Windows update.
Every time it does a Windows update,
it fucks my whole shit. Give me one second.
Thank you, and that's why I say,
Oh, Jack, I'm done.
That's what you deserve. That's what you deserve.
One track so good together. Look at that. Yeah
No, that was that I well, I'm just I'm testing my microphone. You don't
Do good help on that. Yo, right? How about that? Do I sound better? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yeah
There we go. Thank you. Thank you. Good job. Good man. Good man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.
What makes a legend?
In memory of Vince Zampella, your effect on video games was extraordinary. Your effect on
that seven developer player and colleague and friend whose life you've changed was immeasurable.
We are better because you were here. You were and always be untightened.
I cannot call that to save my life.
I don't know.
We were there.
That was insane.
Loyal past.
There's so much damage.
The mentors.
I have a weak man.
The odds are against them.
Yeah.
Whatever they are.
You want to have me?
It digs into the rest of us too.
No, no, no, no.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
I'm assuming he was the one that worked out tight and far
because they're calling him a dyke.
RIP.
RIP the chat boys.
RIP the chat.
RIP the chat.
RIP RIP the chat RIP the chat. I don't know who they're talking about
Oh, I do know who the top I just know who they this pretty chat like he was a pretty good guy pretty good guy
No, it's to the grindstone. We've been up some of the best games of the ages
Silver one
Let's pay 25 matches until rate rewards we won't do make no down to such a low
It goes I'm the best apex player ever
The broad teams of apex legend
Because we're what rate did it put you down to today?
What are you I mean like
Diamond one
I
Honestly, I guess I'm in one is okay. I mean I would rather be higher, but
Alright, well, I think we're terrible
It think I'm gonna ask for this game. Let's go check out that new legend boys. Let's go take a beat
Where is she what what type of leverages and see where is he?
Where's the where's the goth lady?
Where's the God lady? Oh, I'm gonna do this
She is calling the manager let me tell you that right fucking now you treat this lady with respect because you are getting a yelp review after any interaction
Oh
All right a little pizzazz a little pizzazz nothing crazy nothing insane nothing insane
I don't know if I'm like in these enough to purchase it this one. I think just the I think just
I think just the lady's kind of ugly.
I think that's what's throwing me off here.
I think, I think that's what's going on here.
I think it's throwing me off.
I think it's got me kind of, it's got me off a little bit.
I think it's, I just realize is everyone ugly in this game?
Pretty sure everybody's ugly in this game.
Let me take a look here.
I'll see you somewhere.
Yeah, probably.
Stefan, you're brought to my night in Shining Arbent.
Let me tell you, tell me you wouldn't bounce on this
any day of the week.
Where's your bounce around?
Tell me you wouldn't bounce on it every day of the week.
Tell me you wouldn't bounce on it.
Tell me you wouldn't bounce on it.
Because you can't tell me.
You can't tell me, you'd bounce on it every day of the week.
I know you would, so would I, so would I.
Okay, I think, oh, I heard there was a new heirloom too.
How do we get to that?
My brother texted me, he said it was cool.
That's what he said.
My brother texted me, he said it was cool.
How do you get to it?
Hmm.
Oh, oh yeah, Nova, Nova.
Store?
How does he store?
my my mission something I am I stupid and idiot we how do we get to the store oh
that's oh that's still that was a mere test gentlemen that was but the test you
you have passed the test congratulations you've passed the test and
graduations now where is this air loo
I'll above you Nick I'll above you Nick
wait would it be in here already or does it not add here until after the
season's over hmm wait I don't know I don't know what it looks like so I would
know no I need to find it in the in the thing you're coming up in the season
Pack the you know what I'm talking about when we there's like a whole bunch of stuff
There's like like 12 squares at the bottom right in the season pack. How do I get there?
Passes passes
No, no, this isn't it either I'm telling it was it was it's like at the bottom ride and then I
I'm telling you I'm not I'm not crazy. I've got
Where where is it?
Shop tab. Well, where's the oh wait?
Okay, we okay. Yeah, and then it's gonna be somewhere in here. It's like it's like a it's like a whole season day
Fuck my ass. How do I get there?
It's this it
It's that sonnet. Oh my god. Oh god
Where do I find it you passed it the third or fourth row oh
Whoa, oh he wasn't kidding. Oh my goodness. No wait those are kind of cool
cool. Are we thinking are we
thinking dead or they are not
what I'm thinking. Yeah, I think
those are kind of cool. Those are
kind of cool. You're getting
caught up by two. Those are
nice. Oh, nice. Oh, that. Oh,
yeah. Oh, that was nice, too.
That was oh, yeah. Oh, these
are. Oh, these are nice. Oh,
Oh
Guys he's a nice he's a nice
Yeah, I want about it. Yeah, I don't really said
Those are nice those are nice. Oh, I might get those I might get this I
Mr.. Highdown's added a bunch of coins to the account
But I have to open up the the game and like EA or something and I haven't done that in two months
He added them, so I don't get the coins
So we I'll just do that later on
The way we look at the apex legends NFTs tequila
I know you have to hide up tonight tonight. I just I don't want to read out of the game in a completely different space
I really have 60 gigabytes left on my PC right now
We are listening let's see if these fools are ready actually pull up we pull up we pull up
We pull up mr. Burn TV's almost ready yet, but we'll test we'll test out good. He is test is a soil
Mr. Merrick's
Oh, oh my god, it's a what we want
I
Do a story like that. I didn't know a story like that. Oh, they're on it today. They're on it today
Oh
I heard you guys want you are getting gentlemen. I heard you boys. What are you getting?
Hey
We did you know what that means now, right?
What does that mean?
If we lose it's your fault Mr. Merch I could see how someone of low
Intellectual intelligence would think I'm the smartest guy in the call on the smartest guy in the call
But let me ask you one thing and then I'm gonna tell you one thing. Is that your only win of the day?
No, yes it is and what was different
We've won a lot today. We won a counter strike. We won an Apex Legends.
Is this your first win today at Apex Legends? No.
You want one with Cummy Cumsocks? Yes, it is.
Is that you and your all? That was me on my old cock.
I will lead you to victory now.
But first fuck yeah, we have to kick out a member of the group not because the game is only three players
But we hate him personally and walk him
To die and die that's right. That's right. Yes. Mmm. Shall we choose?
There's an infinite
Possibilities
On single to Mario
He's not Mexican. He's Venezuelan, which is no but Nicos, Mexican it
I don't know that's absolutely crazy
But we
Skip hop and jump and then we just come on back
It was it's Cuba
Where the hell is
We got by Antarctica kind of no
On the ceiling and a education on the ceiling. Oh, no
we live
Well, hold up guys, so we just tell me how many hours it would be from a flight from Florida to the swain lab, Florida
It's actually close to have about two hours to have ours to have ours. It's okay really far
No, that's not far at all. Two and a half hours, you kidding me? That's easy.
Far enough, it's far enough.
Oh, there's like 24-hour trips to Japan and shit. Are you kidding me? That's easy, Todd. That's easy, Todd.
I guess you're right.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I wonder if we'll get so advanced in technology, there'll be pirates, but for airplanes.
Give me that for a second.
If I kill an airplane with a water hose, we're gonna have to get through the whole legislation of how to defend yourself.
Just think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Mm-hmm. I I I put I can speak out on this so that we're ready
Yeah, it's Tuesday
I'm a Eagle!
Yeah!
Oh!
Alright.
Alright.
Did you join the game?
You haven't invited me!
You're not alone!
PEDA!
No, because you play that dumbass fuckboy game!
Are you a fucklover?
Are you a fucklover?
That's me, dawg.
Ha ha ha ha!
Come on in!
I can only invite you guys.
Join me.
I invite you.
I don't see it.
I'm not gonna do your bits.
I'm not getting your advice. You're not getting my advice. I'm not gonna hear advice. Perfect. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me cook. Let me cook. Okay
I invited you. Let me cook. Wait. Oh, there we go. Hold up. So what do you hear? So what do you hear?
Party's full. Wait, don't wait. He's got an open party, bro. Wait, I'm in. Wait.
That is you making it full.
Guys, you guys were delayed. You guys were playing ranked, right? Was it King's Candy on ranked?
Wait, what are you? You're so...
silver one Nick I'm literally better than both of you at this game
suck my wiener what are you still doing here infinite what are you still doing here
I'm not expecting the call
we gotta wait a speck date bow let's call it the street
oh no he's f**king
jeez
alright let it go
that's one of the one then
let it go let it go
we love you
that's one of the one
We're gonna want me so we all three want me to fucking well I gotta work out first
I mean I'm not wondering why no I don't want but you can't be but I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I've never been more ready
I've never been more. I don't care. I don't care. I am boost
Shoot a little alien thing that boosts wherever it hits into the air
Oh, wait, wait, I gotta read this with a passive drip increase control when sliding the
Nitro gate deploy a speed gate that sends users into a boosted slide
Deploy an enemy seeking throw that displaces target on impact. What does this place is target on impact? What does that mean?
That's the thing the AI robot she shoots it out and whoever it hits it boosts them into the air like 20 feet
Wait so you want to use out on your enemies or on your good guys enemies? Oh
Okay, but your cue is like a little disc that you throw it's fucking floor
Yeah?
You gonna zoom in?
Okay, okay, alright.
Okay, got it, got it, okay.
But don't zoom too far away from the board.
Let's RIDE!
I
I'm not used to it throws on this day. We're still get the timing down. We're still get the timing down
This we're still get the timing down. I'll be working on it. It's a working product work in progress
Yo, what got something stocky to say, mr. Merck. We put we booted the Mexican from the group on single to my oh, oh my god
Yeah?
Dolly!
Yes, I heard!
I don't know what that is. What is that? What's Donny?
Uh, like, hell yeah!
Oh! Oh!
Underly! Underly! Underly! Underly! I know that one!
There you go. There you go.
There he goes.
That's it. You tell the bull that when you hold the red thing.
You know why they hold red flags for bulls and not like green flags?
Uh...
I don't know why bulls are racist
Against red flags. Mm-hmm. Oh, they yeah, they actually hate it it like triggers something in the brain or whatever
But like that the laugh I have enjoyed it
That's right
Okay, where do we who do we knock? I don't I got my eyes and I'm garage
What right here me
Oh my god
I just got
Oh my god
Yeah
Another team coming in by the way
Another team coming in
Guys we gotta get out of here
We gotta get out right now
There's the red bar
There's the red bar
There's the red bar
There's the red bar
Oh my god
I knew it the fuck that dude
Great, great, great
Fuck that
Oh
Just standing there
Oh my god! I'm in a sun-fire!
One clutch. Yep. One clutch. One...
No, no, no!
Don't leave me!
A2 shield, baby!
I don't know what we're doing, but we've got to ask for stuff like that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think you can do it, Bob.
I don't think you can do it, Bob.
I don't think you can do it, Bob.
I think you can.
Cue me man!
50 seconds
I got time!
40!
Oh my goodness!
Yeah, I'll give you a chance to have one of those!
Play!
Just be playing!
Speed plate!
In fact, you don't fucking cue me, I'm in front of you!
Yeah!
Cue me then we'll go!
Yeah!
Ready?
Yeah!
One down, one down!
Nice!
Go don't sit, don't sit!
I
Okay, I'm gonna pick it.
No, no.
I need ships.
I have to, I have to, I have to.
Oh, for the little girl.
Welcome in, welcome in.
Okay, okay, good.
I got a ammo now.
Do you really need light?
I need, I need, I need, I need heals.
Shers.
That was a haste.
I'm dying.
Because I have infinite shielding batteries if anybody has two batteries.
So batteries.
I forgot that she's not.
I can use some, Miles.
I think we're not going in there anymore I'm scared
Oh my god, we said, we said, we said, they're on your door.
I'm coming back, I'm coming!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Drag me one of these!
Speed this!
I need help, I need help!
Spock him, spock him!
One!
There's so many days there, so many days.
Throwing!
Um, um...
You can't have done it!
Throwing!
Throwing!
Throwing!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Why did that work?
It's coming.
We want to have a do this by drone.
Here, make it, make it, make it, make it, make it.
Don't think you've watched, think you've watched.
Wait, what happened to my drone?
Oh, they just teleported out of the message!
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm coming, watch! I'm coming!
Speed this!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
I'm coming, watch, I'm coming!
Please, for me!
No, no, no!
He eats this!
I'm so...
The birds, why don't I do this, though?
Why did I do it?
We're gonna fucking aim them!
We're gonna fucking aim them!
You're gonna get fried!
We're gonna fucking aim them!
Get a point!
At this time, this time, beat this!
Watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Oh, I'm dead immediately.
Oh, you like that speed, this time?
How you like that?
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They're rushing, they're rushing.
Shit!
What's that?
That's racist, I don't know.
You see this thing?
Wait, what's a Nitro game?
Wait, what? Wait, what?
That's your Q, right? Is it your Q?
Yeah, but wait, what does it say double jump for?
What does it even mean?
You can double jump with us.
No, you can't. You can only jump once.
Boom. Double press space.
What the hell's going on about it?
I'm getting scammed.
me
We get scared over here boys
You guys fucking that's a full full-print team by the way
That is?
Yeah, it's professional.
I appreciate your clear, OGS.
How are you, Mowers?
No!
Yeah, you're curious from here.
Yeah, of course, of course, Masha, of course, Masha, of course!
Why not, Masha?
I...
Don't come to say it.
But, Masha, I'm still mastering my drones and my disks.
You're talking about...
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is all new to me. This is all new to me, Mr. Birx. All right? I'm gonna be too. Yeah
I don't know. So
You throw your disc. Yeah, we all go crazy on it, right?
Yeah, but what is the double job he was and then how does the drone work? I you're tell what how's that work?
Drone imagine you had yeah drone in your actual okay sides
And you throw it over your head at somebody
Okay throw it to it he seeks on it exploded between two drones like you can only throw drones
But not between two discs. Think about that for a second
Wait that's me. That'll make no damn sense. It blow it blew it blew it up. Yeah, it blew it up. Why would I do it between two discs?
Exactly
I think you fucked it up. That's why I don't know. No, I don't think so. I don't work hard
No, no, I'm telling you I'm talking to my book. There's a it's just exposure. It's right there in the flat
Okay, the city
I
Drive this a full print team like is everything else. Yes, they shot it. Yeah, I used to play
This is your boy
It will I condo it one one zero seven that your boy
No, I can see me I can see me I
Can see their names when they look at each other, but I can't see their names
the back was too much to do so these are these you hope like maybe they shot
your drone because you can shoot the drone well how how little house was
thrown out exactly that they went away immediately 200 200 200 200 click that
bucket okay 200 200 200
and
I had to talk to you to be the search on a user
we say
I
know
how do we just start on apex here we are
we just got some
ball game which are you locked in or not
you can have the fucking guy I had
triple both of you
it doesn't matter we have goofball shit so we're in the game you're not you're just like fucking whoop the whoop the right
I'm telling you, Mr. Rush, this is assed in line.
What are we doing, man?
Are we here to fuck or not?
I'm here to fuck.
This is the end of my life.
It's the old picture, Ray.
We're not playing.
It's the old picture.
It's the old picture.
It's the old picture.
It's the old picture.
It's the old picture.
It's your hand, the fucking guy.
Get the fucking in, man.
Oh, shit.
Where we going?
Where we going?
Contain me, contain me, contain me, contain me.
I was not like in there.
Oh, John?
Oh, yeah, OK.
What's your artillery, your artillery?
Anywhere that's a light, man.
That should be.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Check that, check that by a dodge, you mind.
What are those little lights?
What's the blue green and orange light right down there?
Oh!
That's the little bits.
No, I see it now, I see it, I see it now.
Who the hell is that ass?
Yeah, we're dead ass, Jim.
I told you to tell it, I told you to tell it.
Yeah, I told you to tell it.
We're beating, we're beating, we're beating him.
They're, they're fucking off, they're fucking off.
Enhancing my weapon weapon enhance under under under under. I'm gonna need you guys
Are you counting it? Okay?
He's running he's running
It was horrible game
I
Just my gamer chair for maximum efficiency mr. Merck's
They have my gamer chair at anything other than maximum efficiency
Yeah, no, thanks
One time I don't pronounce you eat that as good as I said I'm on Twitter for like a day
Oh, I shit out what I shit out with follow me gang. Follow me gang
We're going to kill these guys
Jackie range
Oh my god
This one
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Oh, not here.
I don't need it!
He's looking at it.
He shot you through the door.
I don't...
No.
We got all of them!
You got this, foot lover!
You got this!
I don't need it!
Another one, another one!
Another one, another one!
Another one!
Another one!
No!
He got it!
Oh my God!
Mr. Merck, your controller had scared you!
controller had skill
damn
fuck you
damn, were you touching that?
the only time you were predator was when you were on controller
fuck you
so you're saying you're a real predator?
no, I'm saying the three of us are in the same fucking boat
don't think you're different
oh
you were an apex predator on controller
oh
you can't run from that
that's history
dog shit
The insult you have against me is that it was easy you don't realize that you're just insulting yourself
Keep saying that to yourself whatever. I'm just sleeping night
My you were back to back right back to back
No big deal
I would give you my left testicle if you could reach diamond on PC mr. Banks
yeah I was in the pro league man yeah as a water boy too okay quick I'm thirsty
I've been there's only two other teams left I'm thirsty mr. Bricks that's
You know behind the scenes you don't know I'm coming. I'm coming
Not it might be thirsty on my watch
That was his pet sprays. I know man will be thirsty on my watch
Xbox
Then you wait the PC fell off
All right, buddy. I've been masses on PC you could never get masses on PC
I
Did boys lock it lock it lock it
Didn't we 13 oh him on CS to control careers?
I think I remember both of you being at the literal bottom of your leaderboards riding the wave of your team
Yes, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's that's one of my monitor turned down?
Left it on, just to give you guys a chance.
Is that about...
Thank you, man.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
That is so lucky.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
13-5.
2-4, 1-2.
Gotta be humble to these friends.
Oh, yeah.
You could have put two blind pregnant cats
and the spots you were in and you would still have gotten the same scores.
I don't know, but we had a couple clutches.
We did, we were kind of moving, weren't we?
We were kind of moving.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Letting me, letting me, letting me.
Where the hell is he?
Fucking.
Right here somewhere, I'm just going to go.
I'm going in.
what was that? what was that?
what was that?
god damn
what was that?
where did he go?
there he is
there he is
where is his Amiga's?
it's sick of the bio
he may defend himself
uh oh
you said he's one of those
stream snipers
stompers and dirty dog. They opened this thing. I'm gonna go ahead and
hand shake my weapon. My weapon is in hands. I'm gonna change what I'm
One second, give me a second.
Mm.
Mm.
Don't do that.
Follow me, boys.
First game.
What happened to Dave?
Did something happen to Dave, John?
Come back.
He died?
Oh.
Oh my god.
Speed, Diz, speed, Diz.
No, no, come back, come back, come back.
I'm with you.
What's the matter?
That's the other two D. No, yeah
What's on what's on what's on
We go
Oh, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Speed test
The holy shit you just do going and going
You think something's
Going and going
Do you hear flesh of you know
They hold up
Wait a second
They're right here. They're right here. They're sexy. They're sexy as well. They're sexy. Oh my god
What is this character? What character am I playing right now?
I got a knife again.
Watch this watch.
We can double down here at any time.
Yeah?
No no we got this we got this dead bass brothers.
Oh
Let's get out of here
You can just go forever oh
These you go forever
Kind of useless for anything other than just going forever in one direction, but
You can uh you can pass me
You can use your speed as there's people right here in the building
I weak I weak I weak
Okay they're all outside
Go go go go go go go go
I wish you'd bet some luck with that guys
I wish you the best of luck with that guys, I'm good, good luck up there, good luck up there guys, I'm good
Wish you the best of luck
Speeddisk!
Wow
Let me tell ya
That is a very useful tactical
I'll be running from a guy, I'll use his speeddisk and go, oh my goodness
Is that guy going slightly faster than usual in a straight line?
Wow
That's actually not bad
How are we gonna get him guys, he's going slightly faster than usual in a straight line
I was supposed to compete with that guy!
I mean I would shoot him!
And then he started going silent faster than usual on a straight line!
And now I'm just confused about what to do!
Who whipped this one up in the lab?
Who whipped this right in the lab?
Wait, why didn't you craft this?
Oh my god, again.
I think I'm missing something okay
Because this...
Hold up, Mr. Merchant. Let me have the form for today.
I think I'm missing a piece of the puzzle.
Because this seems like the most useless fucking character in the game by far.
So if anyone could tell me what I'm missing, that would be... that would be great.
That would be fantastic.
Can you not tap straight when you speed this?
I'm pretty sure you lose all speed.
all speed and the speed you have already is, as I said before, slightly faster than usual.
Hold on. It's like a speed one. Someone in chat said that you get infinite ammo as you're
sliding. You're going slightly faster than you would normally be going.
You get infinite ammo? Yeah. You have real?
No, it's not infinite ammo, but you don't have to reload, so infinite ammo? What the fuck, chat?
Wait, hold up. Apparently you can change directions, and you get infinite ammo.
So I can just slide around, like in the bumper cars of Tucky Cheese, unloading a 400 round minigun.
Wait, I don't know that's an example.
Over so something similar or something similar
The in game of what in game that's not my plan to go to a
Game I was just a metaphor by the way, which do it?
I was a hyperbole hyperbole hyperbole hyperbole hyperbole
Versus for me. Yeah, he digs your money
Locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in holy shit
Double-Bose and beat me you get 28 shots with double-bose and beat
We tell you she's never had because
GD won't like it we should be free
Yeah, I'm gonna get a ton of cool tickets I was I was the ticket master
Would have like a million I get somebody laughing taffy's and and and those dewy hands the tummock
Yeah
I remember Chuck E. Cheese had bumper cars bumper cars mid pizzas and single bad. That was the the Chuck E. Cheese way
things close and you have a minute to play single dad's always welcome it was basically
monohull i remember i remember they're slogan yeah they're slogan single dad single dad
Come take your annoying kids here while your wife runs off and bleep you out.
Heard you did to instructor.
Heard you did to instructor.
That's right.
Follow me, gang.
Yes, want.
Thank you.
What's that soup?
What's that soup?
What's that soup?
What's that soup?
What's that soup?
Your luck will be very good this week.
It says you will win this round, despite having two morons on your team.
As the prophecy foretold...
He will throw the disc and go two miles an hour.
He will throw the disc and go slightly faster in a straight line
You watch I'm so you look we got a bastard going right here, okay?
All right. I'm gonna go slightly faster
You're some keyboard system
Just kind of turn I this is a controller character. I need this is a controller
No, I think it is I do you need this because it think about if you can turn won't keep me speed without tap-straping
That's something a controller can do over a PC that can already do it
And then also if you're slide-moving while shooting you would need abuses for something like that. I think it's the controller play
You buy you buy
What what what? Oh
I got you much speakin
I so had to be loved by sliding
Oh
I
Laughin I had laughing boys gotta be careful speed dance
Right to the camp package I got there half a second faster than I would
Met a met a time
Not
I'm not gonna like it and idea it's fine. No, it's a fun character
I just don't know I'm judging it based off whether I choose my main character over her
Which honestly if you think about it, no new legend would ever stand up to that talent
I'm a little biased
But also she's fucking stupid octane is like
Yeah, yeah, where you live exactly exactly
Airbender bullshit. Yeah
The last yeah the last day of my death
Gentlemen
See the double jump doesn't exist
I need speed to do the size of two jumps in one job
Nobody out there your speed this
What was it? What was it?
Oh my god, there's a team behind us.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
It's just so weak in the team.
I want it. I need it. I need it. I don't know.
I
You know we kinda did that right there
No, no, it's huge
No, I'm dropping six shield batteries, you mean, Martin?
We're doing pretty good, Dad, good work
Yeah, it's called overflow, yeah, good shit, good shit, boys
Overflow, mm-hmm
Yeah, okay, Pina, you want overflow, man
I don't know if we're playing...
I already got overflow, bud
Stop one step ahead of you
I'm faster than you, because of my speed disks
I'm telling you, if you can see how useless this fucking drone is, that's what he got.
You have to, you simply have to put it in their mouth.
From launch to that.
Oh no team!
Take drone, bitch!
And then the other two guys...
Watch what?
Watch it, you literally...
I just...
What did I say?
We got one side of you, we got you!
Both of you, mind it, both of you, mind it.
Both of you, mind it.
Oh my god.
We're dead, we're dead, guys, we need to speed this out of here.
We need to speed this out of here.
Oh fuck speed this!
What's it? What's it?
Am I alive? Am I alive?
Take it!
Right, right, right, right, right!
You see that?
We're dead.
Don't, don't, don't go out there. Don't go out there.
Don't go out there.
Where are you supposed to be?
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Come on, come on, come on.
We're safe here, we're alive.
We're safe here.
Come here.
Okay, she died.
Oh my God!
I got hit in the face with a grenade.
Jesus Christ.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
I can't light him up.
I didn't shoot the gun coming coming coming coming coming. Yeah, you do a bunch
Oh
We shouldn't leave our little fucking room
Let me see what's going on here, let me see what's going on
Oh, Footloafers.
Good boss.
Ah, looking good.
Not looking good.
I mean, I can sit there in half with a sniper all day,
but when it comes to crucial blitz in the map to turn the tide,
it's me making those blitzes.
It's me making those blitzes.
No, no, because if we're fighting, I got to hear speed!
One more time, right?
One more fucking log, and then it's a little giggle push for 30 seconds.
Ah.
You're not locked.
I am locked in.
You're locked in, buddy. I am locked in.
You hate to say, speed this.
Let me tell you what's going on.
You guys used to be your controller guys
that are ass diarrhea.
Now that I'm here, we had to play with PC guys.
Actually, we played the game for Rizzle.
That's not how this works.
Teach him.
Guys, should I just switch off this character?
Yes, please.
Pull out the pad. No, I do the speed is another speed is
Hmm why play like three four games horrible
Uncovered in olive oil right now feeling good. Thank you game house. Thank you later. No game. Thanks to the inside scoop game
Play vintage I don't you don't want to know what that's switching from speed disk
God lady to bat woman. All right. Those are both fucking horrible
characters. I'm covered in peanut butter. Good affirmations. Yeah, honestly, guys, I think we
lose one more. We do some cute affirmations. We do a round of team affirmations to get the
morale of the team up, the determination of the team up and the volition of the team up.
You talking about? Oh, yeah. Now, let me tell you what's going to go. What's going to happen.
You guys gonna be out there play it and bop bop boot now all the time
I'm gonna be speed this can y'all the whole time the hell so watch out for
Watch out for you're gonna say hold up guys wait. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die wait wait wait you what I can use this situation
Going slightly faster in a straight
She's not that bad you're gonna say hold up I would have died right there if I didn't go slightly faster in a straight line
Thank God we got Peter on the team saving our lives that you can say verbatim the words of the good money man
That was an insane name. I'll see that was a name. I I pretended. Yes, okay. I'm not gonna read that one all out
That's not sad.
No, I hear.
No, no, I've been, no, I've been, no, I've been.
That's right.
That means that we're not going there?
If this video is just gay, it's extremely quiet, and Subway's extremely out of
the others.
I like, it's quiet and sick right now, and at the end of the last match it was
a lot of shit.
Right.
We haven't adjusted.
Okay, nobody, I think?
We're free?
We're free.
Lock him.
Wait, did no one go here?
Now these are mines.
I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna go here, then.
Got it.
Enhancing my weapon!
Weapon enhanced.
Weapon enhanced.
Oh, there's a predator over there to the south!
Oh, that's just rack.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
We're going to have to wait for that one to falter.
We're good, we're good.
We're good.
Yeah, I'm getting a little scared there.
We're good, we're good.
We're good.
Did you get bins over there? Is there heavy bin or anything?
Yeah, heavy bins.
There's a shopping shop.
Ammo? I'm getting ammo.
He stole it from the bed.
Mm-hmm.
I'm working against a speed disk.
Well, hold on. I haven't used one yet, boss.
Sorry.
Speed disk!
Oh my God, this is really good.
Holy shit, foot lover.
Wow.
Check me out.
I'm going slightly faster.
Nice, nice.
Wow, that was sensational
And there are plenty worse characters in this character, okay, what about Bat Lady go bad, all right
does not that bad lady she's not she's not terrible she's horrible bad lady bad
lady maintenance they did yeah yeah bad lady is fucking horrible you're right
she two-tapped you out of the sky like three games you know oh he wasn't with
us as I'm pretty sure her slide is already just fast it's like the disc
doesn't do anything I have a question can you come here real quick foot
lover. I have a question. Can you, I want you to test that for me. Okay. Sure. All right.
I'm going to slide to that bed from here two times. Ready? Ready. Okay. You definitely
slime with a nose. Now I'm going to slide again, but with a whole tactical ability.
How much faster was that?
Way faster.
Way faster?
Yes.
All right.
All right.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, bud.
Okay.
And you slide forever.
Forever?
Forever and ever?
Probably get ammo back.
You need to get ammo back.
I need the upgrade, we see.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got upgraded with the T3 when you get purple.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see you guys have a right.
What a fashion.
Fuck.
A bullet shot while sliding comes straight from inventory instead of magazine.
Oh my God, that's actually kind of...
You can just let it rip, man.
That's kind of crazy, actually.
Oh, I think so too.
That's kind of insane, is it not?
Am I crazy for sale?
That's pretty clean.
Hmm.
Where? Speed Dancer!
Since he is one coming in, you would have got away with it if I hadn't had my speed Dancer.
You sure you're nice, come down. Two of them, two of them.
Got one, got one!
Oh Sam, she's gone forever!
Air Norname Dancer!
Okay, throw a bitch!
Ah, good.
I was hoping you'd go to the rock below where they are.
You're both cute.
I'm gonna watch you for this fight.
They're inside, they're inside, they're inside.
I think you're gonna have cute to come up, come back up.
one. Okay, two, two, two, two, two, two, one, danger.
There's one, there's one.
There's another one, 44 blue.
They're probably gonna queue up.
Yeah, wait, what is QB, what do they got?
Oh, shit, they're coming up, they're coming up right here at this portal.
Okay.
There, there.
Hold.
Hold.
They know that the other portals right yonder. I had to never mind
Got the crap today
Nothing good
Only a bad kid to see the battery guys
We're making sure right here. Yeah, I
I'll just tell you what was in the craft room. Thank you much
Yeah, I'd kill him I just don't know where the portables and where I've got a drone that goes 40 feet
you got this boss
don't worry if there's someone within 40 feet I'm on it
okay they're done they're done don't beat it
where'd you go
Oh
We go
Many kill this defense is animal
Take that take that
Oh
Me boy
We say
Yeah, we got it we kind of inched up on a bounce
It's where we're best it's where we're best take drone bitch
Wait, it's still lit.
It's still lit.
Dammit.
It's still lit.
Right here, right here.
Right behind the door.
Read this, read this, read this.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Oh my God.
I inside.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
One broke, one broke.
What?
We need your help!
We need your help!
Oh man.
I think there's like 5 teachers.
Yeah man!
Oh my goodness, who raises?
How did you get that?
Do you have to overheat boss?
there but lover is fucking ass p
yeah
bunker
fucking trash audio this gave you i don't know i'm telling you i'm i'm
i'm literally going up and down my audio on this game by 50 percent
mid-day maybe yeah it keeps you in
london and then jump for all the time
mm-hmm
Are you for real? Are you for real?
That's... that's a whole team.
P!
I thought you were drinking my peanuts because I said the thing about Windows Update earlier.
Windows Update actually fucked up games so we had to turn up and down the volume all the time.
That's even fucked Discord.
Well, how do I fix it?
I'm still looking... Thanks, boss.
Thanks...
Thanks, huh.
Don't use Windows XVD.
Alright listen up.
Alright listen up, neck me in.
I don't have time to do a 560 character prompt line to open Google Chrome.
I'm using fucking Windows, you can suck me.
You can suck me.
Holy shit, they're ass.
Oh my goodness guys, I
I went to the lobby, I went to the lobby, I went to the lobby.
Yeah, team affirmations.
No, no David Shake, team affirmations.
Team affirmations, team affirmations.
Team affirmations, team affirmations, team affirmations.
Should I go first?
I like the way Mr. Footlover,
that you have an excellent ultimate ability
to get your team out of a dangerous situation
so that no one gets hurt and you use it,
leave us to die.
Now you-
Mr. Footlover.
Sure.
I love it how you, Burpina, have said,
speed disc 500 times in 2 games.
Thank you. All right, track.
You're next.
Well, you guys got each other.
So I just I love myself.
Oh, shit.
You got to write.
Love yourself, D.
You know, it's up.
Love yourself.
Nobody else does love.
Love you.
Exactly.
No one else does.
Love yourself.
Love yourself.
Hold on.
Because when nobody else does, right?
Yeah, which is right now.
yourself
You guys gonna start trying sooner or we do?
What?
I asked for a letter as for a letter
He asked for a lover here. I mean what wouldn't we I'm learning a whole new character
It's like playing apex from day one. Okay. You're learning here though, or are you just screaming speed?
Right?
Let me hear a little bit there. Yeah
You're not as much as it takes it takes some time
I would like to know like hold on before we go in here mind you mind if I read my drone ability because I'm
Right now the description is my head is go 40 feet and explode on no one
Okay, so let me see what the actual description is
Deploy an enemy seeking drone that displaces targets on impact. See that's the problem. I think it's lying to me
It says enemy seeking drone, right, but that enemy has to be literally in my asshole for it to seek them
I mean that's kind of what I'm getting confused that's what I'm getting confused have you guys use this player yet
Wait, what if you go to practice what I like?
No, I think practice
I just want to throw the drone and time or two see what's going on
Let's see what's going on
Come on, there's she what's going on with the with the drone. Oh, come on
Follow me boy follow me boy
I wait, how do I get my drone? Oh, I got it. Oh, he's wrecked. How do I turn to think on where we make us shoot each other?
Hold start and then go to customize range from the fire on
We got it right now. Stand right there.
I throw this at you.
Nice.
So, how inconvenient was that for you?
No, it does get pretty inconvenient.
Was that a nuisance?
Because that's my ultimate ability.
Yeah, but if you're like in a bubble, it hit.
Let me give you some other ultimate abilities for you, Gibraltar.
Raining down nuclear bombs from the heavens, okay?
So from nuisance to raiding down nuclear bombs from the heavens, what were we at?
What a death.
Yeah, no, I'm thinking over where you're putting down 100 beside it.
Let me try it for this far.
If we were to fight right here, let's see if it would get you, okay?
Okay, all right. Okay. Now what I want you to do is I want you to try to dodge this one.
Okay. Dodge is one. Okay. All right. Okay. Do not get hit by this. You get hit by this.
You died real life in the game. Okay. Here we go. All right. Here we go. No, no, I'm
with a bubble, you dick. No, I go through it. Okay. All right. Fine. All right.
You get hit by this.
You have to send me feedpictures, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is fucking bullshit.
Are we still in the range?
So it doesn't explode through the...
Don't use the ball there.
Don't use the ball there.
Don't use the ball there.
Use someone else.
Use someone else.
I want you to try your hardest to not get hit by this.
Okay, you buy this you have to send me foot feet big sis. Here we go. Here we go ready three two one go
I'm gonna get job with a get you better get away. You better get away. He's gonna face you bet she's
Yeah, I can't run away. Give me up, bro. Just just give up. You do history's one
Guys I
I don't know if it's I don't know I
I don't know if this is a good opening- Alright, alright, now you're gonna try.
You're gonna try- Alright, I want you to not get hit by this drone.
Okay, Mr. Burns?
Ready for these?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Alright, okay.
Don't get hit!
Don't get hit!
Don't win a good jump!
Win a good jump!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
God, yeah!
Yeah, but that- that launches you real high?
It's definitely good if you- if you hit it.
Oh, you just can't hit it.
Does your character like going high?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
God, yeah!
Yeah, but that- that launches you real high?
It's definitely good if you- if you hit it.
Oh you just can't hit it.
Does your character like go like hi?
Alrighty?
Yeah but like in a fight if you pop someone up like that I feel like it's...
Don't forget to change the...
Oh yeah wait...
...he's on Tade.
What?
Th- Threw it...
Threw it at me.
Are we guys?
Alright, we're good.
I TAKE THAT!
Wait, why can't I...
What?
Oooooooh...
Wait, why can't I shoot at him?
Wait, hold on.
Let me try shooting you with a cramer in the mouth.
Alright, alright.
Alright, play time's over.
Play time's over.
Rude. Rude.
Rude. Play time's over. Time to get in the real game.
Time to get the real game.
Time to get the real game. I don't want to play that one.
I don't want to play five races one.
Aaaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaaahhh!
How do I keep up?
Alright, let's take the lobby.
Ow.
Are we ready?
Ready.
Oh, rip it.
Are you still a planter?
More speed disc please.
Of course, of course, the speed disc on the magic.
That's what you get from place to place.
What flavor is that?
Juice force.
It's delicious.
The...
Thanks, Mr. BearBeam, I'm over-tickin' this boy.
Good man, good man!
Thank you, Mom.
Please change your mind.
Mmm.
I want a good condolence.
I can't help you with that.
Here, particularly, good sir.
I can't help you with too much with that.
Be disgustrode.
Mmm.
My bro is watching it when two after the vibe
must start lost.
I'm cat in this house.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I fucking hate cats, but that's still sad.
Die, boss.
Die, speed boss.
Die, speed boss.
Die, speed boss.
You're supposed to give us 5 minutes every week
with your V-Dumer peanut.
Yes, I forgot about that.
Don't worry, I'll be v-acting dude
in time this week.
Now let's run!
uh
Do down got it got it
Good one team other team other team other team
I
I'm coming!
Oh my god.
Where? Where? Where?
Where?
Where?
Where do I think?
I don't think I'm wrapping.
On my side.
I'm wrapping.
Got him! Got him!
Nice.
I got short.
Hey!
Hey!
Well, we'll come down this big.
Look out.
That's another team.
That's another team.
I'm like, go Able.
Don't die.
Oh no, Jackie.
It's over.
It's over.
I don't know the light mid thing.
I
Handshake my weapon
To take a two-takers to take us over yonder come back
I
Can't was there he was like half-elf that's what you watch the revenue they're playing together as a team
Not too shabby not too shabby
Don't eight ashes got it launches them upwards. What the hell does that even do?
That's that's the big thing they go 20 feet in the air in a game without fall damage
Oh, I'm getting psyched
What's that? What's that? I don't know. Oh, I think I think I think I think I'm in it.
Alright, I'll put it in.
It's up on the tower. It's up on the tower.
Speed it!
That's a dual, by the way.
Could send them.
I'm down for whatever reason.
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
Come, come, come.
Who are you? Who are you?
guy, jump guy, play that one
Holy speed, holy speed
I'm going fast, I'm going so fucking fast
I can't even think straight
That's my speed dig
I'm gonna lay here
Speed dig!
Brother speed dig!
Run, run, run, run boy, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're running
I'm already, I'm already cut out, people, it's because they gotta speed this and shit
I should be speaking to you.
Oh my god, I'm out of here.
Axl.
Fucking...
Get in the piss, desk.
Got them.
I hit him, he's...
He's... he's... he's...
I don't really understand this.
Are we close?
Hi hi hi hi hi!
Look at that.
You bitch!
I did
Only a couple more minutes I would have had that guy
Know what oh so much God speed this out there guys watch out you can pass by you without even seeing him
That was
You speed this
You never catch him
Oh my god look at that guy
You speed this with a crotch of map
You're right at him
That's what you say
You're cute
Oh
Oh God give us speed this which is what love it
Yeah, I'll see you
Oh my god
Stand back I got this
Where are you going?
Jesus!
Oh, my God.
Don't fucking die!
Oh, my God.
There you are.
Thank you, good job.
Oh, my God.
It is...
Oh, holy shit.
Never mind. I've changed my mind.
This is the best character in the game.
Right, right.
Bastard.
Follow me, gang, a little bit of goo.
My balls are so good.
What'd you got, bud?
I got all 12%
But I think my buggy leaders are right
I think the drone actually might not be diarrhea syphilis aids
I think that like knowing that they're gonna come down in a straight line kind of allows you to really give them give them some good shots
I mean
Oh, I need a lot of bad boys. I'm up. You're come on
We power boost and we're speed this we hold on
Okay, that's okay. I took it shut up a bitch
It's okay
I'm faster
Thank you much thank you
All right, I have to have to that bottle I got you I got you
Oh
Why didn't see the 90 caustic traps yeah, yeah, that was
Yeah, we're dead.
Oh, I break up!
Go on, break up!
Go!
Go!
Let's go!
Guys, what if instead of landing where we die immediately and we have no chance to survive, we'll be killed somewhere else?
No, because he's gone somewhere and we haven't been killed in a while.
It's a good strategy.
But we're not 100% lost in barrels.
Maybe.
Did anybody see the cost pills coming in or what was this?
Yeah, did you see the cost pills?
What? No, wait.
No, wait. No, wait. No.
Me neither. Yeah, nice.
Well, yeah, but I wasn't really paying attention.
You're done paying attention, we were letting it pop.
Yeah, I thought that it would be 2v3, you know?
I'm just hanging around.
I'm speeddisc-ing about.
My plan was to get up there and speeddisc-ing about the room.
That was my plan.
All fairies thought it was a full move,
but you had a punch right? No, that's a real strategy.
Yeah, we did all the valve queues.
We land on them, they're stunned, we kill,
But they had 26 crossing traps. That is true. That is true. That is true. That is true
I didn't see that, you know, it was planning to speed this. I was planning to speed this trap. Yeah, I was planning to speed this trap
Honestly, I think all in all it we can like it's easy to play
Mr. Merck's
But that's only because it was his fault. I mean
And we really should play
I just need to take a look at the tape
and see if everybody can see it
I'll feel it, I hear people like this
It's a certain thing
I can't wait for quiet meditation in like 30 seconds when the game is changing for you
Everybody, now I'll start shooting, I'll be back in a second
Not good, not good
Oh
Here we go
You speed this to bounce in and out of cover, I'm just speed this about up and down on my dick I
Know how to use speed discs pussy. All right
I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing out here. You want to see your master at work?
Spec tape volume I wait is there a different volume for spectating? Is there a thing? Wait hold on. I think you I think you're one guy here
You're one guy me
You're one guy me
Yeah, you
Wait.
Trudder!
Trudder!
Here we go. Alright, alright, alright. There it is. There it is.
all right let me tell you this God bless me and get to the W
two day, two days, two days
oh my god God bless me
it's time to catch the first place
Todd second, Todd third, first place
I thought the time died a win
speed disc, speed disc
I'm gonna get my boy.
Let's go see this right.
I'm gonna get my boy.
Alright.
Special teams.
Right.
Special players.
They're they're telling for it.
Be better.
I'm gonna fight I'm gonna fight I got some stuff
We got one.
Speed, dude.
Oh, man.
I wouldn't go in there yet, Lodge.
Take this, Lodgey!
Oh, we missed.
Watch out, dude, watch out, dude.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Knock on our roof.
Yep.
things close
that fire time
jit and fire time jit
badass
i've put that on the dead homies
which there are several
from gang violence
being my homies fluff
being in a gang
oh my god
right now
oh he's watching, he's watching, he's watching
Oh my god, it's the crazy throne of really goodness.
I broke it.
Oh.
I know you can do that.
Oh my god, someone is speeddisc-ing over there.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done for, guys.
It's done we're done for guys
Oh, yeah time to get crazy time to get crazy mods
It ain't great
Because
I'm seeing up behind them. I'm coming over here
Oh my god, it didn't work
Flash on me.
Nice. Oh good work team.
That was way too easy.
You guys might be too good.
Let's go baby. We're pretty good guys, we're pretty good.
What's your call?
Pretty nice.
I
Baby men baby baby baby baby baby
Come on me, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
It's part of the remix. Oh, okay, Michael Jackson dumbed it
battle with all these guys.
Now in the middle of battle with all these men shooting us in the face.
Oh my god.
Put him on the ground and finish him off.
Was if I agree, and you should have used today.
We were just a little horny on the Tuesday.
Guys, shoot him with the face, she'll ease down and use your finisher on him.
Real apex for you.
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
Apex Pro.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Let me get that crammer.
Ooh, don't cram it for you, boss.
Oh, there's no crammer here, actual.
There's no crammer there.
Demisek, demisek, demisek.
Uh, 340.
9000.
Wait, I got your ass, bitch.
I got your ass.
You know, I'm more of a support role.
I throw this beat.
Yeah, I got your ass.
The old man's got your ass.
You got here?
I got you, bro.
What you heard?
We were farming, and you know I was farming, which is it.
No, you weren't. No, you weren't.
So if we said speed this, we'd die four times.
90.
Yeah, speed this!
That's what it's all about.
We have strong fans.
Mr. Merch is like 90.
He pops a Seattle inch and goes fucking crazy.
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
WINDOW!
WINDOW!
WINDOW!
WINDOW!
WINDOW!
WINDOW!
WINDOW!
WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM! WHAAAAAM!
Speed death!
Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna go high, I'm gonna go high.
Speed death!
He's cute, he's cute!
He's a broad, bitch!
Okay, do do do do.
I'll just do a little bit of filming, sir.
You're in.
You're in.
I'm going to go.
Anyone?
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Oh, shoot.
It puts me up.
Got him.
Oh, you mean?
Oh, you mean?
He's doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Rains close and we still got a minute
We eat you all they will be landed on let me what we like it on well, there's a guy up there
He shoots a nice shit
Oh my
Oh
I think he's in the 80's
He's in the 80's
He's in the 80's
I think he's in the 80's
Oh I'm getting in
I'm getting in
Try again to you
He's in the 80's
We can shot him back
We can shot him back hard
Oh, he's doing everything.
I know.
I know.
I'm going to be out.
I'm going to be out.
Yeah.
OK.
Give me.
Get down.
OK.
Get down.
Get down.
OK.
You fucking trouble.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come here.
I killed first.
One thing.
Absolute.
Please.
Please, come here.
Dead.
Nice.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
One's right here.
One's gone.
He's on me.
He's on me.
Oh we out though we out there.
We're behind you Bards, we're behind you Bards.
There's your wife.
Nice.
We win these.
Where?
Yes.
Got him!
Finish you off.
Oh my god, record that.
That's for about that time later.
Oh my god, we guys I don't even need my speed to use the day
No, it's your passive. I'm pretty sure it's my big time passive
That's the one that was running
Get there so fast
I'm coming to the rear, I'm coming to the rear!
Speed dance!
Got one, got one!
Wait that! Wait that!
Come on, come on, come on! Just put it up! I'll dance around it!
You put it up for your city!
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Too easy, too easy, too easy, too easy, too easy!
He's in two.
That was sticky.
That was sticky.
That was sticky.
That was sticky.
Oh, yeah.
He said just put it up, put it up.
That's around it.
Oh, 327 role-playing points.
I guess you guys are okay with that, man.
I guess you guys did okay that match.
That was okay.
That was okay.
We're gonna lock it.
We're about to be in plan when we go to plan.
We're gonna go back to the lobby.
You're gonna go back to the lobby.
What?
Just to do a mental reset.
Okay.
You wanna talk about it?
We just waited up.
We need a mental reset.
We need a mental reset.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Woo!
Give this out!
Give this out!
Give this out now boys!
Give this out now!
the zone yes oh yeah oh yeah fuck yeah yeah I am my yeah I am my yeah yeah yeah
Don't we ride
Now we ride
Eight a full the silo Simon chocolate bar, I'm gonna be up all mine
So like crocodile would is that a new drug what is that?
Drinking probiotic
Is that like the same thing?
Srooms?
Uh...
You're Rudge!
Rudge at the...
Ronald McDonald?
Not the Nazi...
That's very Nazi!
That's very Nazi!
Very Nazi!
You're gonna be trippin', you're gonna be seeing things!
You're gonna be seeing things, pal!
You're gonna be trippin', you're gonna be seeing things!
That's gonna be scary you gotta be careful with stuff like that like that guy
he's got to be careful for the bugs under his skin because they can crawl out
of his fingertips and go into his eyes oh my goodness and he won't even have the
help of the people in his walls either I mean I don't think those guys like
drugs either you can ask them maybe they will maybe they'll help you I don't
know I don't know yeah you'll be fine you'll be fine you'll be fine
yeah who knows really who knows really
Oh
What you're a new one? Oh good thinking good thinking. How I do that?
I think I know I think I know or I'm sorry said
There is got it
Oh
How many wins we just got our first one
We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. So how you boys like this new season, huh? I
Like it. I think it's pretty cool. Yeah, honestly guys after playing with screamo music
Dami mommy, I would say that it is actually not that bad of a player the speed the speed discs and
and even the ultimate although at first look it looks like it could be the most
Moronic piece of garbage you have a steam when they're coming down
You got a perfect line to really get a bike if we've team synergy on that and I say I'm gonna drone this guy
We all aim at him as he goes up and down on that shit
We can kill them with one shot easily easily one. She's not she's not like a broken character
Yeah, yeah
Exactly exactly
Vegas can't be choosers unless they choose to beg
That's a bag.
That's that fourth eye I'm shaking on.
I'm at half mass right now.
You see something more like that? I'm gonna come.
Oh, let's run!
I'm so fine.
Rollin.
What do you say?
Well, hello, I'm using Kelly Rollin.
With no takes over featuring Kelly Rollin.
Oh, I know this song.
I know this song.
Yes, yes, yes.
What would you cry for you, September?
I'll do the song up at you.
Wait, are you doing a jam session?
Yes.
Mr. Birx, your songs are the most booty-ass I've ever heard.
What?
No, no, no one's ever heard of either of those songs. Let me tell you nothing like that. Let me tell you nothing like that.
Today's gonna be a good day!
Today's gonna be a good day!
Today's gonna be a good, good day!
I have a feeling!
Today's gonna be a good day!
It's a secret and why are you gonna stay on theme?
Oh, yes, sorry. Unladly.
There you go
Hando, hando, hando
I'm down, I'm down, drag, Bruce on a fucking Espenyo banger right now
Yeah, put us on an Espenyo banger
Pino what's that song we were listening to by Pip Boat like two days ago?
Oh, oh, oh
Forget about your boyfriend coming to the hotel room
He be in the hotel room
What's he doing say at the hotel holiday at when do you say it like wait? What's oh what's up?
What's that rich people hotel that all the rappers sing about you gotta ask Nick like the
Yeah rich Carlton that's what a rich Carl 10
What's so different about the rich Carlton at a holiday at is it like do they like bring you like more food and shit
No, it's just a nicer room, nicer bed, comfy pillows, good room surface, you know?
I feel like all hotels have comfy beds and comfy pillows and nice room service.
Absolutely not.
No, no, no, no.
Well, I mean, unless you're bored, unless you're staying at the rundown, like, motels,
seats, obviously, I mean, you're gonna get some lower quality stuff.
But we were talking about just general hotels, they're all kind of the same,
they're all comfy, they're all nice, all scenic, you got a little balcony sometimes.
It's a much more like this difference. I promise. I promise. I don't think there is I think it goes shitty hotel
And then it goes mid-hotel and then I need the rich hotels. I'm just gonna be like a slightly bigger square foot room
I'm telling you I'm not telling you about sure
All right, oh we got private chef dick
The best strawberries on the west coast
Track you wouldn't like like you wouldn't fucking know no man when we went to Vegas and I stayed on my holds
Oh, I know the difference, I know the difference.
Hmm, come on.
Hmm, ambience.
Oh, the ambience is apparently better.
So better music, better music.
Yeah, amenities as well.
Oh, you know what, I guarantee you the Red Dolphin has like a dolphin fountain or something.
100%, 100%.
Right, we're right.
Those are cool.
Give him that. I'll give him that.
Those are cool.
Those are cool.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Power grid.
Do you want a power grid?
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Power bridges.
Let's go kill them!
Leveled up.
An upgrade will give me the edge.
Ah!
This upgrade is just good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What is better, obvionch chilies or Rids Carlton?
Oh, that's a mech and mech situation.
Oh my goodness, Chili's ambiance is unmatched.
There's time. Oh, they're reviving! They're reviving!
Speak in!
Get him!
She left.
Speak in!
She's got a fucking weight, man, bro.
I'm going in!
One more guy, one more guy, one more one!
I'll go ahead and show you.
There's two in there, kid.
Got one, got one!
Nice.
Be careful!
Throw down!
Hey son, hey son, hey son, hey son!
Hey, he low?
Oh, fuck my ass!
Get out of here, get out of here!
Thank you, watch, thank you, watch!
Oh my god gold devotion is that we're taking I'm good as we're taking
I see with how you play it's not like the worst oh my god wait what if I use it
with my slide and how would we be able to something no he hasn't been able
You're thinking you're thinking you're thinking
I'm pondering
He's cooking I
Need an R99. That's what I need that was infinite ammo. Wait, what what kind of the game would that would be the best with infinite ammo?
What that
Put our nine
Let's kill them
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm on the bush!
You watch out, you watch out, you watch out!
Kind of...
One shot, no jayson!
I could have done it!
Nice, you're safe!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
Come on, come on!
I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking for you!
I
Work team
Word
We're doing pretty good. I think we be in the TV that has really helped out the team more than you can possibly go
Well, let me get some boopy enemies. See if we got anything
like you do like you do but but 12
bad there's our night you get it
yeah good our night mm-hmm all right
okay I go play us again
if you're traveling with a small town, this is a black sport. Let's go again.
Yeah, it wasn't right outside of the station.
Just take us down nice and easy, commander.
It's fucking lit as a quiddle there.
Let's go get him boys!
So who the fuck says?
Oh fuck I went the other way.
Fuckin' yeah.
I'll get all the other ones.
FEDEN!
FEDEN!
You're another one.
We're on the move down boys.
We're on the move down.
Another one, another one, another one.
I have another one.
Another one.
I have another one.
I have another one.
I have another one.
I have another one.
Oh guys I need you to hatching my weapon!
What if I'm purple?
Just run!
Okay, so...
Oh yeah!
Speed test!
Yeah, that just was...
Speed test!
What? What? What?
I'm with an ammo shithead to fucking scare him!
I got scared, I got scared!
Oh my gosh.
Come back to my rifle.
Oh my goodness.
They're holding up. They're obviously cheating.
That's probably what it is. They probably use cheaps to deceive them by unlimited ammo, dudes.
Get a burger first.
Oh, man.
Oh
Yes, that would be accurate enough to save the play.
Good, sir.
Love you, Sam.
Love you, my dear.
How's that, Mary?
Oh, man.
Cut!
There's nothing!
Like, I know you probably feel really bad right now.
You're the entire fucking game.
Jumped in like an idiot didn't do anything.
Well, no.
Well, let me explain.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
But listen, man, I love the aggression out of you, and I want you to play like
that all the time.
Yeah, I practiced on my family.
That's yeah, that's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah
So so keep it up, man
But like no, but seriously like like it's supposed to give me unlimited ammo while I'm sliding and it just didn't
It's how my boss. No, no, it's not unlimited ammo. So you sure you know it is unlimited. Oh, it's not you shoot your first mag
And it comes from your inventory, but then you have another mag
from your actual gun.
I thought it was just all from- no no, the exact description is that the bullets come from your inventory and not your mag.
The whole time.
As you're sliding, but you stop sliding.
I- I was still sliding!
I don't think you see like, like forever.
I'm telling you, that's what it says. It says, when you're sliding, it uses bullets from your inventory and not your mag.
I was sliding and it took them from my mag.
I gotta see the cliff
I was sliding the whole time I was like the whole time whole time ran out of ammo. I ran out of ammo
Yes, no, yeah, it's gonna use the bag but not the bag that you have in your gun
It's just a mag from your inventory that makes sense
No
Yes, no
Yes, no
Yes, no
Yes, no
Yes now go down. Yes
If your bag has 30 bullets you get 45 bullets no
No
Die, die.
Oh, why is he not alive?
Oh, that bitch.
There's no way he just did that to me.
Yeah, let's leave him out of the world.
I'm about to go super-state on these fools.
I'm about to go crazy on these fools.
Watch and learn, boys.
I'm on good track and shit right now.
Yeah, come on.
Why is everybody shooting me?
I
Can you suck the up with your green tentacle again? Yep. Did you get your
Oh
Nice
I need a back hit, I need a back hit.
I need a back hit.
Here you got a back hit?
Oh, no.
I got two squiggles out.
Oh my god, he stuck up on me.
Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Get back, B.
Oh, sorry.
B, man, what the fuck?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I got, I got, I got, I got you.
What do you got me up there now?
Shit, you're not.
Yeah.
I
Think the problem is is that
We're I think I
Think I should be the jump leader. I think we're jumping in the wrong spot give me
Yeah, I agree
I agree. I agree. I agree.
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
No, no, we need to drop. We need to jump more aggressive. We're jumping to.
We're jumping to. I mean, don't talk to me. I'm going to be.
I thought we were going to jam together, Mr. Merge. No, because you don't like any of my music.
You cut me deeply. Well, yeah, but that's only because your music is garbage and ass.
It's awesome hot sauce. It's hot sauce. Everyone's jamming over here, bro
You're just being a fucking hater. You listen to the same three songs all day. I'll jam with you boss
I'll jam again. No, you don't want to jam. No, what?
Sorry you listen to bars pick a jam. I'll listen to your garbage song. What is it? No hot sauce lyrics
Is it baby monster hot sauce lyrics
the way for a way for a monster
hot sauce you have all the power
you said hot sauce this is so you
listen to I was using it to describe
how awesome my music is
I think this is so you listen to it
okay
what's hot sauce
alright
Why did Bob miss the most? You got some change!
Okay!
You got some wrong people.
Are you a gem?
Well hold up now!
Well hold up!
Wait a minute!
Hold up!
Wait a minute!
I'm ready to drag and shit that happens long as I'm on Jago Highsball.
I'm ready to drop shots as fun as I'm on Jago Highsball.
I don't know what you guys are.
Hi, Josh!
Hi, Josh!
Listen, I want that booty loose.
Hi, Josh!
Hi, Josh!
Everybody, right ahead of us, hi, Josh!
Hi, Josh!
Yeah, hi, Josh, hi, Josh, hi, Josh, hi, Josh.
Thickin' it a remedy.
Ask me how I do it, it's a seek, tough, frisbee.
I
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we take us down nice and easy, boys.
Nice and easy.
Perhaps right yonder.
Time to lock in. Time to lock in.
Life in.
Life was such an actimate.
Letters for Steen.
Engage.
All brushes engaged.
All brushes engaged.
Systems nominal.
Full boner.
Hit the supplies
Fuck it
Let's go, I don't like starving.
Careful, I don't know where that is.
Close up.
On the stairs, there.
Oh, they're under here, huh?
Got it!
Oh yeah, power boost for more speed discs.
Speed discs!
I'm in your right track.
Get over here, it's a log.
I'm gonna push a B nut.
I'm behind the wall.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
All you kill yourself, you're an idiot.
Array!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm dying man, I'm going to die, I want you to touch that little thing, my throats, hey, I don't make me think
When I need this time, it's going and drawing, it's coming out suck, y'all
Right, let's go, the queen's behind the stars, I'm slacking, I hit you on the side, me
Y'all, I'm a freak, big, can't go through this
I feel like a freak, big, can't go through this
I'm a freak, big, can't put them on his knees, give them stuff to believe in
Yeah, put them on his knees, give them stuff to believe in
If he ate my ass, he's about to beat me
If he ate my ass, he's your father's feeder
Yo
If he don't hang, then he can't bang, he can't hurt my feelings
But I like pain, if he fucks me, I ask who's is it
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
But I'm coming to take alech
Oh man.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Let's go.
Dial it in.
Dial it in.
Dial it in.
Dial it in.
Check it.
Oh.
What?
We got team late.
Team late.
Ooh.
A moment of sheer indipence is there.
They're laying off me, laying off me.
They better not.
Oh, fuck them.
Just like me.
Look.
How do you like it?
I'm gonna plug you later.
Okay.
Okay.
Do not come.
Do not come.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming I'm coming
Inside generally on the low
You have a lot of separated boys, I should be killing guys fast that guy's way over there
Oh god!
I told you that's all right!
Ha ha ha!
We don't got to talk about it.
It's okay, it's okay.
We don't got to talk about it.
Did he land here solo?
I really don't know.
Make me creep, make me squirt.
Make me creep, make me squirt.
Oh that song.
It's a classic, it's a classic.
It's a classic.
Yeah, you put it on every Christmas.
Every Christmas.
Yeah.
Yep, every Christmas.
That's a Christmas song right there.
I put the fire up, make a couple cookies, glass of milk,
put on some, wow.
Glass of what?
Glass of milk.
Milk.
That's how you say milk, you absolute piece of garbage.
You are fucking a-
Listen, listen, listen, you're a British sympathizer.
If you say, well, any different, I don't know what that means.
I don't know either.
But that's how you say, man.
OK. Mm hmm.
All I know is that there's some horses.
Oh, there's some horses in the house.
There's some horses in this house.
I'm going to ride that dick and spell my name.
those things are like they'll live on that's a classic that'll live on forever
you're like moonlight sonata right mm-hmm that at moonlight sonata are like
neck and neck for for legacy type right type shit type shit type shit
Yeah, yeah moonlight sonata wet-ass pussy and and and gondom style
The other three sides that I would say my
My mom I'd be my boy
A hundred percent I mean there's no refute man. It's not even an argument there to be made
You take it out like that
You're pre-cued
I was more friendly than it was for him.
Nope.
What?
We did.
Oh my god.
We did.
We love him.
You are good.
In here.
I think.
Bandit bought the farm.
Nope.
Did we win?
Oh no, I want the overflow.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You gotta be quicker than that.
You gotta be quicker than that.
You gotta be quicker than that.
Give me the overflow right now, you scum bag.
There's some whores in this house.
There's some whores in this house.
There's some whores in this house.
There's some whores in this house.
Make me creed. Make me squirt.
I'm gonna ride that.
He just...
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I got your Evo 4.
You don't you worry, partner?
Oh you want to hit that speed disk huh?
Speed disk!
Speed disk!
Speed disk!
I got another one for you bud.
Ah I missed you.
Ah I won't see any little weird ones come over here and we'll go like this.
Ah speed disk!
Speed disk!
Why are you going faster than I am?
This is bulls**t.
Who are you going faster than me?
You ever hear something?
What do you miss your foot long?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Mr. What?
Chili.
Baby back ribs.
The roller line.
Fuck yes
We're off of what?
You like ribs mmm ribs are okay. They're not crazy good big max. That's where it's at
Yeah, no that is real food that is real food
You say Israel no, no, not is real food. No it that is real
Yeah, is real food
You think you have kosher food? That's like stuff without nuts in my thing
Yeah
Should we go to the circle game
Her baby
It's good to get by a place of blue
You see love rips like
Really how often do you eat them you eat not that often but like if I'm gonna
No, no, but this is the classic like I love them, but I don't ever eat them because you do that
You know, okay, so for example, for example, you know, you know hillstone that one restaurant. Oh, yeah
only ever
Oh yeah
Well you didn't tell me you were going.
But that you're getting compilation.
It's already dead.
That song is stuck in my head.
You fucking with some wet ass pussy.
Yeah, you better be careful.
Yeah, you're you're freaking with some so I'm my pussy's wet
Hey, that's right now
I'll tell you that right now. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm
Talking wet. I don't give me started
Pools watching our seeds
I'm down to go there yeah
That's not gonna be a problem.
I don't get the fuck out of that.
I know.
I got right here.
Get it!
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Stay with me.
Ah!
Take it away from me, you piece of shit!
Take drugs, bitch!
They will be back.
They're coming in from me.
Stay there.
Oh god, watch, watch, pete!
Oh, come on. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be extra careful, guys. Oh, my god.
You don't have much baby you can't lie to you you don't got it
Oh my god I fucking sucked him in.
I'm here I'm here I'm here.
Watch out.
Watch out watch out watch out.
Oh I don't know how many times I hit him.
Oh shit.
I did.
Take it back.
Go on this side.
What's inside?
Mmmm.
Alright.
Well that's how it works.
We need to back off.
We need to back off.
We need to back off.
Yeah we need to back off.
We need to back off.
Yeah we need to back off.
Yeah.
We need to back off.
Oh shit.
Oh my goodness how much I have a favorite boy
This game you get back in this building
He's all the paper
There's only four of the squad guys we take this fight right now
Oh
How does he fought everything of I generally
What happened the team the team on the right I think that the throne inside
Sit me up in the air as well
Pussy ain't wet no more
Quick you quick you I yeah, I think you gotta stand back now
You gotta stand back when the drone does that because I was I bounced up and it was all I
Was bouncing and if my vision was all blurry, uh, there's a month. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
And now your pussy's not wet bro. Yeah, my pussy's not wet no more fuck. Yeah
My goodness all that time get getting it right. Yeah. Oh
Dry oh good
What are we gonna do pee I'm not reading that whole paragraph Dylan
Making shorter sentences. Nothing over four syllables either
You should bump some Kai watching eggs. Oh that guy knows how to get a crown move it
Let me tell you it's he's jamming. He is jamming. No walk for you
Oh wait, she had her own drone two of them that's what happens. He hit me with her drone
That's what happened. We swapped roads. Come on. Oh
Yeah, yeah
That's what happened boys, that's what happened.
No P, you're just terrible.
No, that can't be it, that can't be it.
That's impossible.
Then who drones Nick?
No, that's what I'm saying, is that she had two drones, she-
She picked that Perk will let you have two!
You suck ass, stop sliding in.
I'm that
Talking girthy wiener shut the fuck up you are watching a master at work right now pal
You are watching a master at work
It's your pen in your paper
Takes a note
Yes
Beautiful, mate. Beautiful.
Always knocking in.
This is about to be the easiest game of the night.
Enhancing my weapon.
Hold up.
You bogey-bogie-bog.
Oh, man.
Got one, got one, got one. Nice.
Beat this!
Oh, yeah
Where'd he go he vanished no, I don't know
My weapon
No
That's a real quick game and shake
No, we gave it said boys. Who about who's he would not do tonight?
That's like that every game buddy every day right every game
I just haven't do a different section. I don't want to do you guys be working. We're gonna start doing report cards. I'm looking
Hey, plus a plus of mine every time. I got coconut sign
People revive it over here German
I
Got one you can
Are we we push this I'm coming up you come on mr. Footlover use your time to waste
Why she what?
Fuck my ass!
Why didn't my drone do anything? It didn't even launch!
It didn't even launch!
What?!
It's not that...
This character sucks ass!
I hit the left click like a thousand times!
I just sat there with a keychain in my hand like some fucking...
You lobotomy guy!
I
Lobot amizer robot lobot am I something like that something like that something like that
What it is but some bag or little beat me what
Let's leave this song and this song.
Footloafer has 16 damage.
No, no, no.
Don't worry.
Every fucking game tonight.
What?
I've had you put.
16 damage.
Every game.
Every game.
Sure, buddy.
Sure, pal.
Every game.
Too fast, too soon.
Whenever you're ready to start playing the game, you go and let us know.
Oh, yeah, but don't for sure.
For sure.
For sure.
For sure.
No, no.
Sorry.
I see we go right to fight night. Oh, no, no over there. We have a dad is power great. We kill them
We strike
What do you think boys coming speak it
If they give you jumping inside again, you just keep signing forever
I am nowhere near you boys. I'm coming up
Darn it
These
All dead.
BROGGIE FOOLS.
I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna buy Snipe.
Touchbox, I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna buy.
Speedditch!
I'm worth it, I'm worth it.
Speedditch!
He will probably die to me.
DROD!
What now, what now?
Speedditch!
Jugg, I got you right.
Two to V-N, two to V-N!
Jesus Christ.
Oh you're in the fist!
Oh you're in the fist, you're in the fist, you're in the fist, you're in the fist!
Holy fuck, dude!
What the fuck is this?
Ohhhh
Oh
Oh my god, dude
Oh my goodness
Oh
Oh my goodness
Guys
Such that I had all the damage and all the kills like I kind of want to share with you guys and stuff
Like I got enough for everybody eat you mean I can't wait till it's like I mean like it like
We'll see died you like whoever sits at my table dimes. You mean you have a time up
You guys died at my table. You know when I'm up you guys are up and I want to say those
All those kids and damage with you guys
I'm going to force you. Oh my god. We all eat I eat
We all need your top bud your top bud. Oh
Team affirmations team affirmations. Do you guys love me? No, it's fine. I love it when
Peanut goes in first
I have to get him up, but then
I like how Footlovers spins 80% of the match having 68 damage and then as the team moves
We look back and DeCravius is laying a 17 inch cock along the crack of his butthole from the base all the way to his spine
Now you drop okay, I love myself. I like that you guys can win after each other
That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's always good. That's always good.
Now we've got the confirmation. Now it's time to lock it.
Let's see if we hit the hot sauce song.
Okay, I'll say that later.
The hot sauce song.
No, you really what what it's just called hot sauce. Yeah, but like like like
Like like mama mama or something
My miss Monique no no no
it's
Hot sauce by
Baby monster baby monster baby
That was your song mr. Mr. Merrick's I got it. Yeah sure
I think once I master the sliding technique I think I win.
Oh, these guys look like they suck, it's gonna be an easy game.
It's gonna be easy game, that's good thing, good thing in Gold 4 we have the top 50 players
in the world on the other team.
That's whatever, I like to play the top 50 players in the world when I'm in Gold
4.
of my top three favorite things to do axolite. What about you guys? For sure. For sure. For
sure. For sure. That's one of my favorite things to do. Favorite, favorite, favorite. Alright,
Not good boy vlogging.
What you thinking over there bars?
Oh my god, are you you smoke peanut? No, I don't smoke
No, I I only put healthy things in this temple
Big Macs and Zins.
Big Macs and Zins, that's right.
The voodoo rangers.
And Rages, Zins, and Big Macs.
They're trifecta.
Speed in!
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Hit it!
I'm close in one minute.
Run inside.
Are we in our star?
I'm going in!
I think they're in the building.
Speed in!
I think they're in the building.
Speed them!
Oh, fuck!
Keep on.
My bash.
Oh my god, I'm here.
And I died in my back.
Beautiful.
Hold the door, you hold the other way, you have it.
It's a full pressing.
Oh my god, we gotta speed this guy to here.
Oh, fuck my ass!
Oh Luxford, hey Lux!
Nice.
How are we in this game?
Oh, there it is boys.
There it is.
Nice.
How you doing?
Nice.
How you doing right there?
Nice.
Nice.
How you doing?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
is superior players. You know what I mean? 69 damage. Foggy's the next number. Foggy's
the next number. Holy shit, man. I'm gonna snack. I'm walking in. I'm walking in. Okay,
let me tell you next game, 70 damage minimum. Minimum. I'm not giving up on this lesbian.
Yeah, I am, I honestly, I kinda like the speed desks.
I kinda, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me just sit, dude.
You like the same stuff I like.
The ladies.
Yeah.
Who just sort of haircuts?
I don't want some crabs.
I want some crabs.
I want some crabs.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Five M, are you acting?
We're about to do, we're about to go on a million a month.
Mm.
Interesting.
I'm telling you I'm telling you I should forget about this one. I feel very good about this one. Yeah, I'm not even joking. This is not like some type of psych situation. This is I genuinely feel good about this one. I think this is our second win of the night right here right now.
Yeah, yeah right here right now right here right now
Okay, okay
Jack I want you to drop us on the print team mr. Merck's go off and die alone somewhere in another city
And then I'll rush in with my speed disk and die
Team right
That's who's gonna here
that in the air mr. Merck you see that it's like not casual but it's there yeah
it's like standing on the right side of a waterfall you're not in it but the
specs breeze over you you close your eyes as if you are a boy the top box oh
yeah oh this is the one this is the one yeah so mr. drack go ahead and place
Place your tongue on the lining of my sack and follow it like you're coloring within the lines, okay, Cheetah?
Yes, it's insane!
Oh my! The peanuts have balls?
I can have whatever you need me to have, Bob.
You got this crate over here?
Oh
Shit I like dick commander. I like dick
I'm so fucking hard by that commander
I don't feel good, commander.
Now that you're worried.
Lock in, commander, lock in!
Oh, oh, speed it!
Hey, gang, how you doing?
There's two in the middle, I want that top part.
I got one.
Oh, fuck my ass, I'm dead.
I drove, I drove, I drove, I drove!
Oh, got him with it, got him with it!
He's up there!
I don't know, he was gonna go up!
Oh, that lags so bad.
Go on.
I killed two, actually.
Did he win?
I don't know.
Oh, he's got one more, he's got one more!
I can't.
I got one kill, I just have to send it.
Wait, wait, okay.
I can just give you more ammo what you need, bud.
Like, I don't have time to lie.
Speed dance.
You're watching a bunch? Thank you, thank you.
Boom, go, go! Speed dance!
Hey, you ready?
Nice.
Speed dance!
What are my mother?
We go
Oh, God heard some things never change
No, I know
No way
Oh, we gotta move boys, we gotta move!
Wait, who's that?
Come on, Lux.
Come on, man.
Wait, that was Lux?
Dude.
Wait, who's Lux again? Is that the guy we lost to last round?
They're pros, they're pros.
Well, now they can be pros of the lot.
And the hand-cheeked my weapon!
Let's try.
Don't feel good.
I
Get back to bathroom. I do
I'm
Fuck!
More or less, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness!
I'm so far, I'm so far.
Oh my god.
Who hatched that, man?
Oh my god.
Oh my...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
This is the other team we fell as well.
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my god.
Oh my...
Oh fuck.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
Holy shit, what the fuck?
What, what are you doing?
Holy shit.
What are you doing all game?
What?
Who?
You!
Who?
Who?
Who?
Oh, is who doing all game?
Holy shit.
Are you for realy?
Whoops.
Guys, I like how we're acting like I'm bad out here.
When we're facing literally the number 177th best player in the fucking world!
Okay?
And this is not normal matches!
There are 176 other people on planet Earth out of 8 billion that are better than that guy.
70 damage is insane!
I
Had to go sometimes
I told you I get more than 69 I told you I told you
Seven more damage than I promise it's actually eight more damage than I promised
A man of your word that's what I'm beating about that's right. That's right. That's right. And you know what this game I've promised you get
80. No. Build it up. 85. 85. Mm-hmm. Hey, man. Hey, man.
Did you say I bought a pop this thing for a real deal?
Oh, I'm trying to get it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Fuck yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Just to stay above washed up Dylan, also above Kai Wachee.
Thank you, Mr. Wheel. Thank you, Mr. Wheel. Thank you, Mr. Wheel. Thank you, Mr. Wheel.
Thank you, Mr. Wheel. Thank you, Mr. Wheel. Thank you, Mr. Wheel.
That's permative permative!
Bro, we...
LAND those motherfuckers.
We did. We did.
No, come on, man. That's a 2. That's a 2.
He's 300 points of points.
You said the clip.
Look at these guys. These guys suck. We got this easy.
Yeah, this is us. This is us. This is us.
Yeah.
We're fucking around, bro. I promise you you're better than all these guys.
I promise. They're ass.
I'm better than you guys.
Well, what now?
I find let's have a Schrodinger's gentlemen's bed. I
Am asking you to a
Ruben
whether
Fitzgerald bed you agree
Except there's any of that me. Yeah, I can't see
That's you that's you right now
I'm down. I'm down. You want to ruben Fitzgerald gentlemen's
weather for bed
Or not english i don't know what you say i think i'm asking you if you want to ruben
Fitzgerald weatherman's gentlemen man
You accept or not
You know what i don't know about
Oh, you lost
Whoever accepts the bet loses everybody knows how a Ruben Fitzgerald weather for gentlemen bet goes
Yeah, you gotta be quick into that money you gotta be looking that out already
1-0 1-0 1-0
Round it if you're rounding money that's 80
That's ADT.
Well, you just rounded down to 70, and I'm telling you that the real number would be 80 if you're rounding.
I do got today.
That's no way to do anything with damage I did.
Yeah, but you just lost the Ruben Fitzgerald weather for gentlemen's bad.
So Ruben, I say to go fuck himself.
How much?
We don't fuck with Ruben.
Yeah, or Fitzgerald.
Yeah, I hate Fitzgerald.
I
Just a snow rock right here
Express
Hello boy, let's go boys
I've got complete garbage by the way
We just Evo in front.
Everyone can have this crazy Evo actually.
No, we go for the Evo.
Dude, really?
They're on it.
There he is.
Oh, there he is.
Missile is in place.
Missile is in place.
Get him!
Hey, you want to move the one?
Move, move, move!
Oh, D-Bi2!
Oh, man!
I'm taking drugs.
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
You got one down!
Okay, sorry.
Sorry, Jack.
We're ready to get down to the host.
You let me know, okay?
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Here we go.
Bloukab, Bloukab, Bloukab!
Got him, got him, got him!
I got him, I got him!
Jack, he's an offensive.
Keep going.
Always follow me.
Come on, he's an offensive.
I just killed that guy myself.
No, he won't.
Are you kidding me?
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
Yes, I did!
What?!
Are you fucking my asshole?
Are you joking?
Are you jerking my wiener?
I literally did 60 damage and then another 48 right there at the end two back to back
No, I'm telling you he was you you said drafty top I look over do 60 damage with the bow and then do 48 more
You see that they're trying to die die on my name. Oh guy. Me. Got me right here. We
Oh, there's another team in front of the other team.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
He's right behind me, guys.
I'm a speeddisc and I'm a speeddisc.
Oh, see you there, guys.
Have a good one.
Have a safe flight.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Eeeeh!
And left, and left.
Holy shit.
Hey guys.
How do we, how do we Val'Kalin? There's fucking four teams.
So I was over back at fight night, and I just would like to cordially, in a Fitzgerald Rubin weather before gentlemen's way,
thank you, firstly, for LEADING ME TO DIE!
By FIFTY MAN!
You want us to die?
No.
You made the right call.
Now let's ride.
Let's ride on the lieutenants, lieutenants.
They're making my pussy wet.
Dine on it.
Make me cream, make me squirt, but wet as pussy.
That's what I do.
Oh, lieutenants, you should have lieutenants.
Lieutenants, lieutenants.
Oh, Lieutenants.
You're a sergeant.
Sgt. Sgt over there at the cut-water
Puts it in the back of his throat to touch this little thing
Gotcha, gotcha. Okay. I'll like that down much sure
Are we going by some go back to the fight? What do you think?
Good, let's do it. Yeah, it's third party guys
There's so many, there's so many, there's so many, on your right and your left.
What's five shot?
Okay.
This is not a good idea.
Three shots.
Oh, hey, a hundred, a hundred more ones.
No, I fucking know.
Where'd he go?
That's a group. That's a group. Oh, that's nice.
And it dies.
You see, we got some good stuff right there.
They can step the teams and ties in the game.
He did.
I don't know.
He did.
Yeah, it's because of the very, very great way.
Come right, come right, come right, come right.
The Brigade is coming.
Yeah, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
Be careful!
Be careful!
Be careful!
One, 100, two.
She's actually one.
Are you gonna be there, or are you gonna be there?
I'm gonna be there.
Are you gonna be there?
this is what this lady's ad like I haven't even picked anything yet
I'm gonna be in a bar
we're the bad guys that I can not go if you want so we're the circle we got no
bad guy we're good boys
oh all right
25 seconds to burn you later alligator
there's take us right here boys
they're like on you
over here
what are they doing
Oh, man.
Come on, Sagan.
Come on, Sagan.
Come on, Sagan.
Come on, Sagan.
What's going to go?
Go, go, go!
He did.
One gig, come on, gig.
Coming.
It's time to get serious.
Time to get serious right here right now boys
It a handshake of my weapon
Did you jump off the map?
Where did you get the evo? Where did you get the evo?
You fired the cord there
They're back there
Let's go get him!
He did it!
He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it!
I mean, what?
He's gonna be here.
He did it!
He's reviving, he's reviving!
He pushed, he pushed!
Back, back, back!
He's pushing, he's pushing!
We're gonna get high, we're gonna get high!
Shut up!
Flash, flash, flash!
the bank
go on go on we get it
what do you want to do
go on your queues your queues
get in there get in there
two thirds of two thirds of one left one left one left
over here
go in go in under
Under under
For me for me
Oh my goodness
Don't be like
focus low and steady wins raised
That team is not bad
Oh my god there's no way there's genuinely no way
Oh my goodness, oh
He just craved for me while I was down. That's what he said, Nick. I'm gonna listen
Okay, I have them
hi
oh my oh she's trying to speak to me
I
Bows
She down
We just the same team is winning where
From like two games we found like three times in it. Oh
This fucking symbol guy when we got their place that's progress
That's one of two places I first place.
That was an easy win there, puppy.
Easy win.
You guys.
You guys kind of suck.
You're kind of hot, right?
right it is this was an easy win yeah how we how we lose that I got creeping
when I was down he finished me off with one paper sign I'm see I was about to
I can do my shield to all of you guys mine.
Oh my goodness. Maybe we have the Seaco Demiocurs.
Oh my gosh.
Think about that for a second. Think about that for a second.
Wait, okay. Nice.
I said, what if we have the Seaco Demiocurs?
Think so?
Oh my god, we are in a full prime lobby.
Well, you know, we don't even see the guys yet. It's all flat. It's 17 flats and one diamond
Tried to master. Oh, oh, yeah
You were with the Octane, honestly guys, I I'm so tempted with that Octane
Yeah, you could have been watching
I just thought like she's an effective team
If we put Mr. Octane we get the jump packs we get we and then and they're cool
Yeah
Or you just suck
Always can look over and see someone since lifting up a goop, but
I think it's a secret to my case we were dominating right there.
Yeah, but you're no because your little peanut eyes turn red and these are killing everybody
but you got to be able to flip it that pulled the visor again the Iron Man visor the Iron
Peanut and just calm down for a second and put it back down.
You got it, boss, got it!
Alright, I'm putting my iron beat in the leg.
That's just for a little bit, it will pull...
You will pay for this shit, not to buy a car shit!
If it's a lot of shit, we do!
Lock it!
Right over here, right over here.
Right over here, right over here.
Oh my god, there's a sexy ass to pull my...
Faggot!
Oh my god!
What's the name, Nick?
Oh my god!
What's the name?
It's not the T-Rex.
You talk about Foxloof.
That's one of the Seaco-Demio spies.
Or Joebacks.
Joebacks and Leo?
Uh-huh.
These are our latino brothers.
Oh, I'm mistaken.
Mmm, they're latino, I don't know about brothers, though.
Well, fuck them.
Oh, this might be...
They shaded her. I've never seen these people in my life.
No, no, no. Yeah.
No, they're not doing it, Chris.
What one are they are?
I've never seen any of these people.
Oh, he's controlling.
Okay. Oh.
That'll happen. Oh, he's back.
Oh
His gamer tag is hate
Where clan tag I mean
The hate clan
Oh, I've got three QS my apologies
Yeah, it sucked into the secret demile curse, thinking of all that, the, the, the, the, the
consequences.
I like how you said that, and we ran into probably the one Mexican team on the serve.
That's, that, that is actually kind of crazy.
I told you, whooo, it's the curse of the secret demile.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, it is, it would 100% it.
You gotta break that curse.
Honestly, what the fuck, I'm going back to Octane.
I'm going, no, I'm...
You convinced me I'm staying on the Godfather's being lady. We will win the game with the new lady
Don't advance a bunch
Me drinking Nick. No, I mean Dutch but
No
You wish to go to bed, boss?
I said, no!
Not until I win with the Darth Lady!
The seed team that killed you in one last game,
Apex hasn't been good since, like, Crypto Drop.
But it really doesn't team at one last game.
That's not possible, because we don't know who won last game.
What do we do?
They got the graver.
You know why is gold up 1.92%?
Yeah, it's a good question.
You came to the right to find it.
I go off next quarter!
The economic state of the world right now
is quite complex and it passives in complexness.
I'm all I've been living right now, yeah.
Gold is destroyed.
They are too.
I'm knocking!
Dang it!
Enhancing my web enders!
Yeah, they're in my building.
What? Oh, my.
Come on, you got this.
Watch it, watch it.
Like a Watson.
Watson.
Watch that door if you know you're going to stand up.
Got you, watch it, watch it.
Got one.
Nice.
Oh, my, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You're behind your foot lover.
There's no team that's dead if you just kill him.
Oh, it's too late. It's too late. I'm lost.
I'm lost. He's right here. He's right here.
You're the only two of them. Oh my god!
It's red!
What happened?
Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go.
Good morning. We're closing.
This doesn't seem real.
Oh my god
Oh my goodness, what do we do?
Guys, we just have to lock in our shots.
It's a month
I agree
I mean drag come on fifty-two damage
Now we got the warm-up games out of the way now it's time to get serious now time to get serious
You see as you update
Okay, all right. I am switching off
the new god lady to octane for the team for the team we will miss the lezby we
will miss the lezby that's right yes yes we will yes we will for short
things and black lip gloss serenaded me she will be best she will be best if I
I don't do good on Octane.
No, if I win on Octane, I'm going back to the lane.
Also, I've been holding it in P for three hours.
That might be why we are losing two.
Save, save.
Should we land somewhere safe in P?
I'm gonna be right out, fuck it.
I'm gonna go P.
I'm gonna go P.
I'm gonna go P.
I'm gonna go P.
He's gonna be jump-mashing right now.
What's he?
I'm gonna jump-mashing, but I should go out safe.
I'm not gonna P.
Well, I'll see you at Elysium.
Let's go again.
Drag your energies fading.
Yeah, dude.
I'm going to be a coffee after this, man.
No bulls***.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
Okay, I'll take a big coffee.
I'll drop the solo.
Okay, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go all the way to the university.
Summers yeah
Oh my goodness
You're so lippin' it hands you my weapons!
He got pissed on your mouth, dirty murderer.
I
Pissed with incredible accuracy one stream center of the toilet
Eagle by me we come on
I don't see nothing
Are you famous boss?
This is what your breaks bars?
I
I
We be in super duper series right now.
We be in so fucking hurry right now.
Hey guys, I can use some medical assistance.
Hey Jack.
He's going to you, he's going to you, Jack.
Why hit me, Bows?
Thank you, Bows, thank you, Bows.
I got killed by a grenade that fell out of the sky.
What a sweet delight, 1 and 3-3.
Oh, fuck my ass!
Come on, come on, come on.
I got it.
Stay still, stay still, stay still.
Come on, come on, come on.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
Get this.
Get your help back.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
No, they're fucking team.
Oh.
We're getting into the higher ranks now.
Did you make flat or something?
I don't know.
Oh yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
That's warmup game.
Warmup game.
If I ever see one.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I think my gun got jammed. I think my gun got jammed that game. This is zero damage. I
Know pee pee. We need to best you if we're gonna make it. Okay. I need 4.8. Okay, you know
Okay, okay that one night when you did too much Adderall and
I'm I'm a minute. Oh wait it far. I'm a minute to win it
Yeah, I mean if you went where you're like, oh, you were good at this game. Yeah
As I'm tiny those about now, it's what I want. I switch characters. I need one game to get adjusted. You're mean. Yeah, I'm also a bad year
See you know this is silly
It's how we get serious.
It's how we get serious.
It's how we get serious.
I believe you.
I believe you.
Let's ride, animal.
Come on.
Thank you.
What do you mean by me?
We won't like it.
We won't like it.
Don't worry.
We'll get right there.
Now we win.
We're all right inside the nexer.
My weapon is the can.
Pick the upgrade where you can.
First blood. Now the game's really starting.
Lock it up.
Lock it up.
You gotta pretend that you're ahead.
And you're in a big con.
Now that's about to do 10. There's other hippos, but they're not as big as you.
They're strong, too.
Well, that's what they're screaming.
Exactly.
You poop.
And what you think is your little tail is left right at a billion miles an hour.
It makes the poop all over the pond, so it's your poop.
My poop. My poop. My poop.
Your poop.
This is our poopy pod.
This is our poop!
This is our poopy pod!
Exactly.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, they don't want to swim around pooping pond.
How you hating from outside to pooping pond?
You can't even get in?
It's time to lock in.
Time to lock in.
I'm so serious right now.
I'm so serious right now.
You better watch out.
I feel bad for the next adversary that I meet.
Whenever you do this though, he uses the opposite effect.
You're ramping it.
Oh, Tommy.
I'm ramping it?
I'm ramping it?
Okay.
I'm ramping it.
You're ramping it up, man.
You see through this and you're like, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry, I'm gonna suck.
I'm gonna suck.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of garbage.
I need to set it up.
Oh, it's too easy.
Well, I'm...
The game is...
The game is...
The game is...
So much fun.
I don't want to do...
What do you think?
Yeah
Where's the gold item oh god
I'll fix your close ranch.
Take us to North.
Let's go get them.
We should get this fucking drop right here.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Where'd they put you?
They're fighting right up here.
Right up here.
Right here.
Right here.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I don't even feel I know I know cuz you're fucking podcasting with the right. No, I'm right here
Well, now you are I don't know you are it's great. I have some I still I still don't seem I
Understand
I do it both, I do it both.
I can't do nothing but squeeze dirt, clunk, bubble, body, get to leg.
Bounce him, shit! Bounce him to the top of the cliff, shit!
My man, my man!
Oh well, watch him, watch him!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Down, down, down, down.
Hi, hi, hi.
Up in there, up in there, up in there.
Come to the lake, come to the lake.
I eat a great, I don't know be one more shot coach put me a coach
Give me one more shot coach give me one more shot
No, oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I cannot believe that guys are here
Listen listen listen. Do not give up hope. I'm telling you. I'm in the zone. We just got unlucky that round unlucky
It's time to lock it in and with the same game
He's here miss claims I was an awesome
situation I was in a pickle
Hope you do not mind good sir
Thank you miss claims. She's my boy. It's very kind of you. He's what the she with the buggy is
He's not bad. He's like that's very kind of you. Hope you do it as well big man
Yeah, but with your friends
Never back down to the one that never gave up!
You suck at Apex.
Why, why, why, why?
TCK a fast for, a too fast for Peanuts?
Peanuts, you sucks? Space? Exclamation point space?
I can help the way you type that. My clutch is better than your clutching process.
Um...
He had a small pee pee.
Pee?
I got the chopper!
I'm gonna show you this game. I'm gonna show you pal. I'm gonna show you how it's done
She put us through that right
Mr. Merch, I know you're feeling down like you've let the team down all night, but I need you to pick your chin up
I need you to pick your chin up wipe the white stuff off your bottom level and let's get this done
You watch your fucking more mouth
I'm good
We're just in the lobby
We are in! We are in! We are in! We are in!
No, this is the big league!
Hell yeah! We're in! We are in!
It's time to win, boys! It's time to win!
Oh, I hit the E-butt, Maxi.
I thought I'd go there.
Okay, go, go Doc, go Doc, go Doc.
Oh, you got it, go Doc.
Yeah, it should be, it should be.
There's holding the fog I say just bad that's late states
Yeah, they're doing a little crazy you careful
He gave, now boys, he gave, oh.
You ready, I'm gonna tell you, Lugander.
Lugander never hurt anyone, her baby.
He's a little gander, a little doozy, a little peepsie, a little peepsie.
You're gonna knock on their door.
Yeah, bring the fight to them.
But let's see what they're doing over there, you know
My interest is peaked I'm wrong you feel me
Up on your plank, dude
You call me Jim
Let's ride
I'm on your box. I'm on your box. I'm behind I'm behind
What my god
That what I hope you did hope you did hope you did
They say say say
They're all over it all over left right center
My god
We go
okay what are we doing what are we doing what are we doing
I got you brother
Pushy pushy watch out
Oh okay one more for
One more
I think that was it
Oh my god
Give me luck give me luck
Come here come here come here
Come here come here
Oh oh he's coming he's coming
Nice nice nice
She got a ton of cubes?
I'll watch I want
Pushy pushy pushy
I
Just stay in my bubble
I'm sorry it looks so fun
I need to let you down.
I can't believe we got to these games this quick.
How the fuck are we already in the top?
Well, it's because we're the best in the world.
Why else would it put us with the top 50 guys?
You're top-up, Mr. Berks?
You're top-up?
If we suck, he wouldn't be here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm telling you these guys are the neck beans no friends. No bitches zero jobs
resumes clean slate
That's who we're facing that's who we're facing clean as a whistle those resumes are facing
112 pound
enemy
Long hair golden teeth cross-eyed
Fuckin that guys watching hid time between every game
You can build a sandcastle out of what you can pull out of that guy's ears.
No hygiene.
Zero hygiene.
Zero.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Rub his arm in Parmesan cheese.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fresh Parmesan.
Fresh Parmesan.
I'm the Joe master the try
Taco Bell bags all over the place
These are not the hardest lobbies oh
I don't know who's better than the top with the guys that are the best in the game is it like a
second raking from not bad finger vendors
Wait are the top 50 guys predators are those guys the best game guys in the game or is there guys better than those guys
The pros are better the pros are better
Nevermind, so I'm not facing the hardest guys
I mean I mean I mean I mean
No, no the pros are better you have it happen friends are frozen
So we fight the hardest guys in the game or not
Yeah, this is an opportunity
Oh my god, I'm lagging crazy
Jerky every time I get one of these gentlemen a 40 pack of us. Oh, that's good. That's good. I get that up to 50
There's a rookie numbers
You might be a little fatter than I remember.
Those stairs are hard.
The little cup is sweat.
Who are we?
Who is this?
It's just...
Ah!
Ah!
No one.
Pussy!
Pussy from the Lugs of Ed.
Fucking pussy from the Lugs of Ed.
I know who these guys are.
Pussy from the Lugs of Ed.
Pussy from the Lugs of Ed.
I'll be...
Lucky.
That's all that guy's got.
Tell you guys lucky time these guys brood rocks. He's a lioness chakras
lucky lucky donkey
Is your anyway we can play guys who aren't the best 750 players in the world
One dead to right on the pillar
Oh
Just a guy's all these same guys, right?
They're gonna be died to you guys five times
Perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
perfect
That badge means nothing if not correct Brad. Yeah, you hear that bitch? Yeah, you suck
No this guy this guy with three bread badges you hear that you're terrible
Thank you I was with Lizzie Hoping for a second guys it means nothing that he
was the best in the world three times and could be possibly more because
there's only three slots he's actually dog shit I was reminded by one of my
My buggy man is thank you, sir. Thank you. I was worried there for a moment. Oh
close one
That was a close one that was a close one that was a close. Let me take us. I was actually worried
I was worried there for a second and then
Someone enlightened me. So it'd like me
76 damage
I've got one on two!
Oh, Mr. Footbomber.
If you wouldn't mind peeping at your damage, Foss.
Oh, brother. Look.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
I need- I need- I had a guy dead on the pillar.
That would be 49. 49 damage.
49.
What do you want from me, bruh?
I want- I want you to lock in.
Mr. Merchant.
I was just told by a gentleman in my chat that these guys actually suck so what are you doing getting 49 damage?
What do you think? They don't suck
That's that's not what he's asked. They don't suck
They're very good
You hear this guy lying guys probably four or five times
Good idea. What's up? You should land somewhere where they're not
Hmm
Well, you could think it good thinking
Yeah, good thinking good thinking
How you do that you might ask I don't fucking know I will lead us to salvation. Don't you worry about sure?
We know it's all gold game mr. Banks
Wait that's actually good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Thank God
Okay, so that means it's probably like a lot
You're probably like what pretty
Lucky boy, yeah, you should probably play like oh, you know what I was just thinking of not doing that
Actually, you're playing characters. They're good at getting like first blood. Oh, you ever do that. Oh, no, I got this
I got this I was just warming up boss. I was just warming up. Oh, sorry. Sure. You worry
You guys just need to stick with the team leader
And what's going on here?
Hey, see look these guys are pushes we got this
All right
I know where to go.
I know where to go.
Say I'm a striker!
Take this down, Dice it easy, commander.
Damn it.
You rocked it.
You have a team.
I got you.
You got me.
You should all man on the same life.
And the hate to my weapon.
Perfect.
This is going to be good.
I already know.
I can already feel it, Miles.
Don't you worry about that.
I'm powered up.
I'm boosting up.
I'm boosted up.
Engine's on full throttle right now.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious.
Fuckin...
What'd you do?
Crack buff.
I
Know are they over yonder it
got you Axl. We can blow up on this here. One low on the roof. Oh fuck my ass! Come on.
I'm dead. You're doing free boys. Go on without me. Perfect. What a sweet little line.
I need a fucking sign.
I'm gonna sweep them.
Cracked again.
I got bottom two, bottom two.
We got to go.
She wants my right.
I'm seat for revival.
What do you got here?
I got your one.
Come here, come here.
This way, this way, this way.
I
Yeah, I want to get to the one on the right like when I push fool away, it's like I came back to make a rose
Boys baby this shit out of my ass man
That was a good warm up. That was a good warm up. That was how's you were right there?
Yeah. Zero damage. Again? I mean, so nice I had to do it once. Can I say? Can I say
Yeah, that's what I was going to talk about, boss.
That's what I was going to talk about, boss.
So I think I might be assed, boss.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's terminal.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This next game, all impress you, boss.
I promise.
Lock it in.
You want to play games?
Or clubs, maybe?
Listen to me.
This is me.
Jack, give me one more sock coats.
Put me in, coach.
Put me in, coach.
Put me in.
Put me in the fucking in, coach.
I'm about to rip it.
I'm about to let him have it.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
Look at it!
They won't even know I hit him.
I'll tell you, I'll be like a flash of light on the screen.
Woos! Woos!
They won't even know I hit him.
Yeah, I'd be too. I would like to shoot my gun as well if it all finds you.
That would be nice.
Hydro-Punix!
Oh, yes, yes. I like this fucking...
Shoot our way out of this slug.
Yes, shoot our way out of...wait.
wait there's a 50,000 men I'm going on there
oh fuck my ass 30 times
oh my god I can't do this
I'm going to a fuck
we'll put a bruise on this
get ready
I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight
I'm going to, I'm going to fight
come come come come
keep calling
right here
First one let's keep it up reloading
Keep watching watch
We're back
Yeah, but I'm able to bring the boss. What do you what do you like?
When you like I'm gonna bowl I got both
you're gonna have to move at my speed to get to the next one
on me i think
on me?
no on me, on me, on me
on me, on me!
holy shit
i mean, oh my god
dude
good luck, nice, good luck
go shot, go shot
nooooo
I'm gonna say this character was a future addition
to this fucking game.
Hey!
He did pretty good out there, boys.
Look at that, guys.
He did pretty good out there.
We have the A-team place out of 20s.
Not too bad.
We're working out the first place.
Nice.
Guys I think that this next game is our game. I think this is our game.
I hate this character.
Are you just putting this on the ground in a tunnel?
Hold on, wait are you saying the character is glazed?
No, trash.
What is this shit?
She's annoying to fight.
I can use her. I can use her.
I can use her boys.
Yeah
Okay
No, I'm just oh you know man
I don't need the bars. We do get the speed distance. I'm pretty cool. I
Said we tried one more time with the lady
Octane a Polish wait you come on
Let's do it. Let's do it.
You be the fat guy, I'll be the lady.
We're going in.
You were switching back, boy, we're switching back.
You can tap, Chief, I don't think I can.
I know, I know. I'm still bashing the character.
Alright, it's time locked in. I know the team morale is a little low right now, gentlemen,
but we're about to boost it to the moon.
Oh, morale's not low.
Yeah, that's right. Let's lie to ourselves.
No, we were at the first place.
Let's keep first place.
Okay. Yeah, we're good. We're good.
Mm-hmm.
Think about how good that witch could be, you know.
Oh, he's gonna kill someone.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Imagine. Imagine. Imagine!
I can almost taste it.
Grab the engine right now. It's got life and heavy.
I love this car!
Lock it.
Okay, one team left.
Then, Pudgies, I can smell it from here.
I'm just gonna go ahead and then. We're gonna get fight.
I got an enhanced weapon and a fly on my face.
Did you hit him last?
Huh?
You hit him all, babe.
Enhance my weapon!
I'm not too bad, I'm not too bad.
I'm gonna go, I can fight, I can fight.
Yeah, same here.
Who's on the Goobad?
I haven't played this part yet.
I didn't change it last time I played.
I think they're above you bro, careful.
What?
Oh, here's nothing.
Oh my god!
Thank you.
What did you put there?
Overflow! Score!
Oh
Hey, 17, gettin' mad at, gettin' mad at,
I'm talkin' about the intensity.
Some of you's in the jet, some of you's in the jet.
Some of you's in the jet.
Thank you, yes, man.
Holy Jesus.
Peter, that stream is so damn good.
It's so nice having to do it twice,
because I see much.
Guys.
Guys, guys.
You know you're dropping fucking eggs on a man
Guys, what do we do?
What do we do, bud?
I don't know what we want
Okay, let's move here
You know what we do, bud?
I've been here before
We, okay, the first thing
We can't land at these superjuice
Okay, we want it
We're playing a lot
We're playing the best team
Yeah, we gotta go
We can't go to the superjuice
Yeah, you look good
We gotta have a good team
Guys, they're fucking
Look how good they get
No, look at them
Look at them
We can't
They do this shit
They do kind of shit
But that's King Scorpius!
Holy shit, second to only Queen Scorpius.
Oh, well, we just got a hard lobby.
Oh my god.
Guys, don't think about how everyone in the lobby can beat us easily.
Think about what you can do for your country.
I guess.
Oh
Not even serious
You're dead
You're so fucking good you land on a diarrhea poop PLI and sit there and do nothing. No, no, we just yeah, exactly
Yeah, I'm telling you please what third party so I can guarantee you 50 damages game. I
Can't I can't that's how good I feel about this. That's how good I feel about this game
Yo
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Skill base backf- there's no skill base backfaking here!
There's no skill base backf- if there was skill base backf- we'd be facing- we'd be facing-
drooling strong people that are learning to read in the 11th grade
well
Jesus
there is there's literally no way it's just chillies bad thing
lock in lock it in boys lock it in
lock it in
perfect
hell yeah
Okay
Right in the icky
Jack's favorite
Okay, I'm stuck up here. We go there again. Okay
My weapon
Oh, yeah, oh, I'm so serious again
I don't know. I'm in like I'm in
hell. I don't know what to use.
Yeah, I'm using R feel one.
You got a combo. We don't care
what you're talking about. Okay,
boss. Yeah.
Sorry, buddy. Sorry.
Sorry, boss.
Come on.
We're going to need to not hear
what you're using. Sorry,
boss. I won't tell you.
I will take it. I won't take it. Come on. You're better than this fucking come on. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
You have something to die saying as well mr. Merrick's yes, what?
Oh
Oh my god
I'm off and back in the ship take off take off
They're gonna sit a hyperdrive. Well, I think they're fighting
Oh, Jimmy's got your man!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROCKED!!!
Alright.
SPEED THANKS
You died here, you died here!
There are cameras!
Hmm, a lightning barge?
Yeah, There are cameras, there are cameras.
coming to you, coming to you, coming to you
no, come and crack the blue armor
hey, ready to do a new team?
watch out, watch out
watch out
good one
under, under, under
watch out for the wedge
right under, right under
You use the radio mode, I see it.
I didn't sight you.
I'll be there.
Go free.
I'm on heavy medic.
Watch out, watch out.
Fuck.
I
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh
I did my butt.
I shared my butt.
You look you did.
You look you did.
Tell the team any way I know how much.
Sure.
That was great.
I was the fastest butt boy.
They couldn't get me.
Beat this. Beat this.
Oh
There we go. All right. Oh, we're guys base right here. We're top ten
Oh, we're kind of fucking cooking
Cooking boy
Me oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
We'll get back in the game I can never
I
Says me you just jump this off jump another hundred you're on mr. Curge you're on
Thank you both of them. I would never turn down
Ruben weatherford
Walken's
gentlemen's challenge
Do I look like somebody who had turned down a Rubens?
walkins, whether for that gentleman's talent
absolutely not, absolutely not
talking, talking in voice
he's got the brain that voice
we also started
I don't know what to do with you man, I can't believe you, I'm injecting him, it's all the same to me.
What's up, and I want you to breathe and I push you die. Oh my
Yeah
Yep, left.
Fire!
Get the damage over here!
Fox 3 launching missiles. Reloading.
Go, go, go!
Let's you get there first.
Give me my shield to recharge.
They won't let me in.
They'll kill you with the beer!
They're gonna swing left.
They're gonna come out.
Now she'll double-match.
Yeah, I kind of need that moving.
Yeah, here you go.
What were you moving for?
Yep.
Oh, that's a V-watch.
Mm-hmm.
All right, come on, gang.
How are you moving?
Don't go, we're doing good.
What are these bitches pooping?
Wooo, A top 6.
Oh, I would blow, I would blow!
You're taking it.
Where would this one be? We are with this one!
Take it!
Yeah, I have my Valkyrie.
Yeah, this is very nice.
You all- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
take me away about
yeah we're not fine like we're in here you know but we should give me out the
gold bag what does that do? no no no go back and do shit
I thought so much. Yeah, that's all the way
They're coming on the ramp, you know
The horseman right
I
We are
We have to stay right now!
We have to stay right now!
There should be a real team down there.
Try to help me, try to help me.
I am fully out of heals.
Out of what?
He's got me.
I'm gonna go to the trees and I'll be back.
I see cells.
He's in it, he's in it.
She's super late okay?
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Locking.
I'm gonna go like first floor one of the big towers
Okay
I'm not fad!
It's a deep state!
Where else we go?
Not gonna lie.
Give me a third one!
Hey, not too bad!
Not bad. Not bad.
And as a team, we got one, we got two kills!
Hooray!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I thought we did pretty good right there. I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, I think we were killing it. I think you were happy.
Everyone in this lobby is so good. We did really good.
We got top three, or top four, couple kills.
Who's at leader of the line?
Yeah, we can fucking build on that.
Uh, yeah, I, uh, yeah, we, we, we, you, we take this feeling that we have and replicate
it by injecting heroin in our veins.
Yes.
Yes.
Or we can try to do better next game.
What is what do you guys usually do?
Heroin.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna be on the heroin.
We create the feeling of a third place in 8-8-11 with two kills with heroin.
hell yeah yeah good idea drag how we're cooking now we are cooking
you playing a baby good sir yo PSM yo 40
he was kind of moving hold on man I mean under fucking damage man yeah team leader
Peter is called upon to help the team.
He helps the team, okay?
Let's call, baby.
Let me tell you, let me tell you,
let me tell you by technique, okay?
He was there.
There's a lot of buttons in this game.
So I whipped out my cock and laid it on the desk,
just the space bar, boom.
Now we're talking about ambidextrous Apex plan, okay?
Right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And not only space bar, but it covers a plethora of.
Plethora.
I was thinking about having a guy from Home Depot just to aim for me.
Click the right button.
That's one less button on my plate.
Okay, it's gotta be racist, right?
What race is the guy?
No, no, no, no, it's secret and my own.
No, so you're she support.
Oh, shit.
What do you mean?
I don't understand.
I was thinking Phil, my friend Phil over at Home Depot.
Yeah, my friend Phil.
Oh, you feel.
I was thinking Phil, six foot one, Caucasian, four to one K, who are you thinking of?
Jose?
Oh, oh.
I'm sure he's a very nice man, I'm sure he's very nice.
He's like my Phil.
I'm sure he's very nice.
He's like a Phil for you.
He's like, yeah.
Say your Phil.
Gotcha, okay.
I'm gonna call it, so I can kill you guys from the floor.
I don't know what to think of you.
Isn't she going to my all the day of the dead?
No, that's the end of my truth.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna turn on the game. What was that? What spell did you cast on me?
Di... Di a de los muertos.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay.
Yeah, so now we're just making sit-up.
You know, I told you space.
Now we're just fucking making sit-up.
You remember, tu mamá me la pela?
Yeah, tu mamá me la pela.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's Christmas. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Day of the day.
Yeah, maybe to celebrate you should kill your opponents in the game here and then myself
solar array solar array was that they're mine hydro hydro hydro I don't know
I'll give you fresh version of the good idea oh yeah it's all I've been
Are we all right guys, I'm on three and a half beds of hair. I'm ready to follow
One dollar one dollar
Please a top
Oh
So he was let's catch him by here with my surprise yeah
Did they want to keep this coming
What now what now
Okay, I got you, I got you, um, give it a shake, give it a shake.
I don't know what we're doing.
I think that's the eats.
Stop.
Yes, he's got one.
Speed.
Locked.
Treat yourself dog. Thank you. Thank you. It's a good boy
Have a speed biscuit. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know if I can speak it
Hey, we go there we go you see that boy pete's always gonna take care of you. All right
They're on you. That's not good for me in my health.
That's not good for me or my health.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shoot.
I was going to drone strike him first, like I was Obama, and then hit the speed.
You're blind.
Hideouts, please, man.
There was nothing I could do in there, boys.
There was nothing I could do.
But we got 11 plays.
She's pretty to me!
She's pretty to me!
Next game. Next game.
Next game.
It's not a phase, Dad.
It's a life form.
She's beautiful to me!
Is that what it is? Which one is it?
She's very beautiful to me.
She's very beautiful to me.
Hmm 11th is like double first up. That is true. That is that that's actually true
They use the same numbers just more and we did we come for half buddy? I think we came for it all did we not?
We did. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, we did
I want it all I
Want it all and I want it now my bot stream just easier
The real people always just make fun of me, calling me fat.
We haven't been getting fished in for four hours.
I'm not at the game.
The robots, though, I can program them to be nice.
They'll say nice things about me.
They'll say nice things.
They'll say, Peter, you're so sexy.
Wow, have you gotten thinner?
For the last time I've seen you, you've got to be hit the gym.
That's why.
That's why.
Not easier.
Not easier on the men because you're flat.
Yeah
Thank you
Thank You robot I program
I know I program you to say that but it does not change
What's the weather?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you sir. Thank you. He's silver. Do I hand some thank you?
Thank you
Isn't that racist
I guess it's D2, D3.
God, golly, I hope.
Oh, that's right.
The rest, the rest.
I forgot we didn't get kind of D, but.
Oh, that's right.
That's right, it's a D1.
I
Yeah, I can
Locking in boys. Locking in. This is our game right here.
Here we go.
Gimme that.
Gimme that.
Gimme that.
Gimme that.
Gimme those.
I feel a good boss. I feel a good
You have a grip your butthole with both your head and see how wide it can go
I can't say I have no.
Oh sorry boss, sorry boss.
That's okay, that's okay.
Sorry boss.
Very complicated question.
Yeah, that's alright, that was just something you might not know.
Hey the head, jiggle my weapon.
Oh, goodness gracious, I did!
Ugh!
Why'd you tell me that earlier?!
It's fine, we'll fight them, we'll fight them.
My butthole is 1.5 raccoons wide.
Impressive.
Impressive.
Impressive. Impressive.
Impressive.
Omni, omni, omni, I'm coming!
Oh my god, the people behind me, holy crap!
Oh my goodness!
Speedbiscuit, speedbiscuit!
Forever!
Speedbiscuit!
I
Swear to God
Relented
I say fuck that P what's over this one?
What?
They're beating you?
Why are they shooting me?
Beat this kid!
Hit the dock.
22.
He went over this way.
We got the roof.
Go, go, go!
Jok!
Move off, move off, move off.
First gas.
Okay.
One guy, one guy.
I
Oh
Is that just one team there's two teams
Oh my goodness we got caught up in the opening again boys
Do this for me LG. No, no, no, this is no no dick legs
I want I want I want I say something quick and I say something 16 hours. Listen. Let me guys. He's nice. He's a mr. Marks
I have heard you are a man of power, a man of fruition, a man who sees things through
to the end and never gives up.
When he says something, he means it.
His word is not flimsy, it is steel.
His word is not gooey, it is titanium.
We go till we win.
We go till we win.
Damn.
Word is odd.
Damn.
Do I have your word?
Damn.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not saying damn.
I'm gonna play out of the tiger in this bitch.
It's kind of zoned out saying damn there.
Are we in it? Or are we not? Are you the real soldier? Are you the real deal, Mr. Merckx?
Or not? Are you the real deal or not?
Stop saying damn. Mr. Merckx, are you the real deal or are you not the real deal?
I am, I am.
Then let's do it!
I'm on 16, fighting kids on Adderall, man.
I can't...
It is, it is.
You got it.
We got a...
Hand like you, that won't be trouble.
We got it.
We got this.
Never back down, devil!
What?
That could keep us!
But, if you do agree to this, Nick,
you will do everything in anything to our games.
No, I won't.
I swear to God, I will put my...
my best. No, I don't know.
I have to get more damage than you ever get.
First, you might not get more damage.
You can leave even if you don't win.
Oh, yeah.
I'll sign that one there.
Okay. Okay.
I'll sign that one.
I'm gonna sweat my cock out.
I'm gonna sweat my literal penis off of my knob.
Fucking!
Fucking boys, fucking.
I'm gonna be sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating.
Don't lie, Ben, are we challenging or no?
No we're not challenging, we're not challenging, we're going to be straight.
Alright, alright, alright.
The team here as well are right.
Are these fucking cockheads are gonna have our knives?
Yep.
I
We'd love to have a guide
Yeah, go, Susan
Yeah, with my buddies
What do hood rats shit with my buddies?
Rats shit with your rad buddies. Yeah
I
Should we push up?
We should we should grab this evil on the left honestly good thing. I'm gonna do this buddy. You got the evil. Yeah
They're in here. They're in here. They're just really
Yeah
I don't see him.
I'm above you, I'm above you.
I think right now, bro.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
It's over here.
You shadows.
He was here. He was definitely here.
Yeah.
On the right, on the right, deep right.
You want this one?
We're going to be alright, I'm going to click.
Oh, I'm going to jump behind, I'm going to jump behind.
I got to get back to you.
Two teams, two teams, two teams, two teams, two teams.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You're left.
We're going to play back in our suitcase if we can.
Yeah, on, on.
Careful.
You're that?
It's close.
Yep, yep, yep.
I
Be quick in the back
No, we are sandwich boys I should be skedaddle skedaddle. Yeah, follow me. Follow me. Follow me up the stairs. Oh
Oh
Could I have brought out their brute force got a couple songs off store? I was the
Yeah, I was a PK with Octane
I have a PK do I do Octane sword
four. That's my bang. I gotta
be real, bro. When we played
the first time, me, you and
Jack, you were dropping
fucking four Ks, man for no
reason. I don't know what
was going on. I don't know.
No, no, I don't know if you
were where you went from.
I was hard. You were hard.
I did this hard. Oh my god.
You were so cock was a
long-ended balance. You were
Big mean and tall penis was plumb boss. It was huge fat cock. I was maybe
Yeah, I would yeah, boss. Oh, that's what yeah boss. Don't worry boss. Don't worry. I
I am about I am about to turn it on. I am about to turn it on right here. Okay.
I'm gonna turn it on. I am turning the thrusters on maximum. Octane PK Octane
be gay. What did he have? He had a be gay. He sucked it back into the door. No, not that
fucking easy. I don't know. He had three OP games. Yeah, I had three, I had three,
I had three, oh, and R99. Zero damage, OP?
All right, Bows. What are you doing the thing where you spread your ass with your hands?
Yeah, boss. I'll just see how wide I can get it.
The Mac diet with a shit.
How wide I can get it.
Mm hmm.
I'm about to pop up.
I'm about to go crazy.
Oh, Mr.
Suckers, Mr.
People, what's good, man?
Good.
I'm mad.
Thank you, my boy.
Me too, brother.
You guys are pretty soft right now.
I stay hard, buddy.
I stay hard.
It's zigzags right now.
Perpia is number one PEP Billion, Billion, Mr. Merce is number two.
Got that right. You got that right. Locked in. It's time to go crazy. It's time to go insane.
You have precipitation. That's when the water goes in the sky.
The water's in the cold and the water's on the outside.
Oh good. Oh good. He got drops.
We're going to see if he's fighting. We're going to see the other area.
of
the
of
the
fact that
the
I'm back it up, I'm back it up!
Go back, go back!
Big damage, big damage, big damage!
We're back, we're back!
Go, go, go!
You can watch, you can watch!
He'll flash, he'll flash!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill you!
It's it, it's it, it's it!
I'm gonna watch right-
I got you!
I need a site.
We have to clean this, too.
Yep.
Got one again!
One on the left, one on the left!
left
Oh my god
Nice
Watch out, watch out!
Get away from me!
We'll talk to this.
Someone's rushing!
Fuck him!
We gotta go up, we gotta go up!
I'm low on ammo.
What do you need?
Light, light, light, light!
Watch out, watch out!
They're both on my bin!
Watch out, watch out!
Get in the bin!
Oh
For good try what happened there was a whole nother fucking team
My goodness
By the talent starts now now the talent starts
How the challenge charge
Yeah guys, is there any way that whenever I shoot my first bullet out of my gun that we don't have
17 giant burly thick men come read my asshole
Is there any way
Is there any chance we can do that?
Is there any chance that after I shoot my bullet, my first bullet, that my butthole doesn't
look like it just went through the vendor at Krispy Kreme?
Okay, because that would be great.
That would be great.
That little cheesy sauce all over the place?
That's the cheesy sauce.
The cheesy sauce.
The cheesy sauce.
That would be fantastic.
That would be fantastic.
That would be fantastic.
look like somebody snapped your ass with a fucking cream pack
can full of mayonnaise
Jesus Christ
that little jizzy back in the bucket
was that what they used to eat?
was that a toaster strudel?
no, it's a toaster strudel
guys these guys are so good
these guys are too good
they're so good
we had a big spot
let's go Elysium
we did
How do you say how do you say it in
his way up?
What are you talking about?
Elysium.
Yeah, Elysium.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do you say E?
You guys fly right in the middle.
Grab Maduro, get out.
You want that, Brack, huh?
You want to give me another
presentation on that?
Pussy.
Fuck you.
Are you guys laying light
better now?
Yes, yes.
All right.
They're on it.
Oh, nobody.
I get a gun and I go.
Come on.
You got this guy, son of a bitch, I got this guy.
All I may have to do.
Drag one hard.
Dequeed, dequeed, dequeed.
Dead.
Oh, good shot.
He was 38 speed.
Reloading.
He was 38 speed
Shit should be in here
Oh my god, from behind, from behind, from behind, from behind, and he helped.
I
Help
Good work, dude
Good I know right all right all right. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my goodness dude, how many fuckers are there?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh, he's dead.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
You guys think we're getting streams after now?
Yeah, absolutely roll.
Yeah, there's a little bit of a problem, sure.
Are you sure?
Yes, man.
You sure that's what you're talking about?
No, I think it's like a blend of both, but yeah.
A blend of both?
We've been killed by the same, like a few teams, like a lot.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
100 percent.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
We just have to ascend.
You know, you have to ascend.
You have to ascend above the scream snipers.
And come on.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, we were moving, too.
I thought we did really good there.
Yeah, no, we were fucking dead.
We were fucking dead.
What are we going to do?
We killed the first team.
We killed the third party.
Here you see.
The new team comes.
I mean, it would be nice to drag it in face check,
everything.
That would be nice.
I did it.
I got two guys.
I was just looting for the first time.
three fights. Walked out of the door and got re-knocked so quick. We're in a stupid
group of lobby. Commander permission to use this lure. We're in a lobby full of
We're gonna win this one, gang!
We got this one in the bag.
I can use a beamstick right about now.
Oh yeah.
I'll have one. I gotta get it for the kitchen.
Margarita
That's hard. That's so hard
That's
I'm not saying that Paul, no, I'm saying, you know,
I don't need a, like, to trick you.
See, you're gonna pull me.
Trick me, Bob.
Trick me, Bob. That's why you're the spotlight, Bob.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I was gonna say, Taxi, so he got me.
No, no, no, no.
It's a drink, you guys.
What?
You never...
Guys, this is the same thing as the movie policy.
This is because it's a drink.
That's the need you can say it.
What if they named a drink?
Hold on.
You're up on it.
Oh, my god, dad.
No, we said we're not.
I put the air in.
We.
I think it's.
I don't know how to.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no, no, team.
Run.
Run, run, run, run, run.
Oh, my god.
Margarita, Margarita, Margarita.
Just run run run far away far away. I'm on a bunch of money punch. Oh my god, there's a team right there
Perfect
I got a bomb, I'm back at home.
I got a bomb, I'm back at home.
Ah!
Nice!
What a sweet delight.
Dragon, if I open this fucking thing,
I see 37 of you ever again.
Dude, I didn't think I was going to fucking die.
Dude, I didn't think I was going to fucking die.
You guys got guns and I didn't.
I'm getting a beef steak.
I'm getting a beef steak and taking a beefy.
Let's ride!
you got me. I was going to be sick. You got me. Oh, you got me, you got me, you got
Oh, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, I was getting beef sticks, you got me, you got me.
They didn't read the patch notes?
No, what's that?
Chad, who's hot and fishy?
I'm gonna Google that.
But they're eyes.
No, dumbass.
Dumbass.
Yeah.
What?
Like in one color.
Like, do they see colors?
blue the ocean is blue fish live in the ocean
dude you stupid bitch
what color is the ocean then?
cause we'll be hunting for me
fairly fresh news for me
really if the ocean is not blue
I've got some rethinking to do a lot
a lot
go inside the ocean it's not blue
what color is it then?
well they do see colors Nick
do they?
with enhanced UV vision
No way! Okay, that's me right now.
Oh my goodness.
I'm seeing it in fucking hands.
In hands, you mean?
You guys, quiet down.
I just got a five pack of Legay beef sticks, and I'm about to go into it.
It's not Legay.
So it's not Legay.
Those are some fucking blue.
Will you shut the fuck up?
You call that Legay?
Instead of way gay, but I can't say Marga Rita
He can go on beef stick way gay
Go here
I like you why it's not wagyu. It's wagyu
Wagyu
If you don't land like that with me, I'm gonna fucking freak out
No chance, right
I
Know now you don't know
No, cuz you guys don't care man. I
I
Miss America, I would trade my first born child to win a game. Fuck you right now damage though
I see zero from you
We got fuck me
Are you getting the damage you guys do damage again?
You're the Bungulator!
No!
I have no weapons!
You had guns!
Yo PSJad, we have gotta have some kind of accountability, bro.
Bungulators!
No, you fuckin' calm chap!
I'm a Bungulator.
No.
You're just as bad as me.
Bungulators, you stand up right now.
This is fuckin' crazy.
Mm-mm.
No, it was because he took my gun.
Oh my god.
Oh, Mr. Buzzer!
My video is
Thank you my boy
My animal sex is a p20. Yeah, so we took my god, and I died I
Think you know to die in a second and didn't have a I think you did I think you took ammo stack and no gun
No, okay. Yeah, dude
I swear I swear guys I guys see if we just get away
with some reason my days of the ocean's not even blue
what color is it then mr. Bragg's what color is it
That's the reflection of the ocean over I don't want to hear an explanation. I don't want to hear
What color is the ocean?
It's clear water is clear if you
Clear is not a color is it clear?
I
Shumkin-shumkin
By the way, we're gonna dress for like five years ago when it was like it was blue and yellow
Yeah, well they actually showed that I think that in reality
I'll let see it was
it was blue and black, yeah, no, no, like what you actually did into a science
I genuinely saw a gold and white
you did?
yeah, I did, I did
you guys did?
yes, yes, oh no
but I think that they like did it like scientifically or whatever
I think it ended up being
did it end up being blue and black?
yeah, I actually saw a three about it today
I
Well you're wrong, so I
Don't know how the fuck you guys ever saw it. It's that's what it was
I wonder what like the explanation behind that is well, yeah
They I saw the activation where they actually took two sides of the dress and put the colors like in pixels and then put them next
Each other in like the exact same it was crazy to see I think you should look that out
You should look that out. I am
today like like they'll take a piece that's obviously gold and then take a
piece that's obviously black and we'll put them side by side and they'll be
like the same color for some reason
maybe that's like what the fish are thinking
when they're in there dark green ocean according to fucking this guy
It's not blue, you know what I mean?
But they're in the light red ocean.
It's not blue.
Light red.
Oh, it'll be okay.
I missed a PK.
Do you guys ever ping anything?
I care a lot.
You don't care.
There's people fighting right here, boys.
I care.
I care.
I don't care.
You know you're very alone, man.
What?
I'm gonna make a good...
Bokel, Bokel, Bokel!
Watch, watch, watch, watch!
Oh my god, there's a hundred people here!
I can't see, she's pushing, she's hit!
Oh, I...
What, you're about to back?
I'm going in!
I'm not trying to show you.
Oh
Well, they're so weak they're so weak
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness. Oh my god
I'm going to make you proud, Mr. Banks.
I'm going to make you proud.
One less damage than Footlover over here.
I cannot believe that.
I cannot believe that.
Have you seen that?
One damage.
What did he spend on a guy?
How do you even get one damage?
No, Mr. Merchant.
Don't go anywhere, Mr. Merchant.
Oh my God.
He actually is left.
He actually is left.
What?
Help me.
Without saying a damn word.
I saw that coming.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
How rude.
How rude is that?
Okay.
Way gay.
P6, what am I about to have?
Oh my God.
Nah, you say Wagyu.
So sorry, did I say it wrong?
My bad.
Is, wait, is Timmy playing?
Is it Timmy playing?
Oh my God, do we get it?
Is Timmy always here?
I was gonna say, if we do all this game, we...
Oh, he is in his solo!
Oh God, oh yes!
He's got my discord. He's got my discord. He's got my discord.
He's got my discord. He's got my discord.
Join my discord with the rest of us.
We are actually about to win. We are about to get extremely in here boys.
Yeah. Oh, there he is. There he is. Welcome in. What's up, Timmy. No, no, we're not fucking
Listen to me. We have one every game tonight
We have literally whatever game night. I we tried losing it didn't work
Everyone killed themselves and I said who should we share these blessings with and I said it's Jimmy back agree
Jimmy we won once today
Also, you know, can you switch into a firing so I can ready up and then swap it back
He go Mike. I was yet. Oh, we're like
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Do you hear that it's Sinko
to me?
What's that?
It's the Mexican day of the
dad.
No, it's not racist.
It's a different day.
Well, oh, it's a good day.
Wait, where was it again?
What's just taken today was a day that Mexico just won a battle against France
Everybody does that that's
I would say salsa is actually my favorite dance move. You know that?
You know what, if you're done salsa dancing.
that's my favorite dance move yeah you think about it if you think about it
drags one big bit I'm gonna fuck you first between you see it fucked up
Are you drinking or something?
Me?
Wait!
Damn!
No, no, I haven't been drinking.
Oh, I think you haven't been drinking.
The character just came out. Why do you have a 20 bomb 4k?
Oh, the character.
The question.
The question, the question, the question.
That's a valid question. That's a valid question.
I just started to get on today.
Hacker? Or fat peaches?
I mean, wildfire is anything else.
You can do like a few badges now.
Hmm
I'll be gay
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it now with your grounds as soon as he dropped mr. Nick Merck's
alright, I
Felt the energy go up. I felt the chances of winning
go up to me he's had four games and I was no damage Nick no no peanut that's
not true he's trying to slander my name to you Timmy yeah do you believe that
no one believes you literally no one believes you boss no one believes you
There's a lot of things.
You need to learn how to do, how to use your new guns, dates, and characters.
That's a little bit of a job.
No, no, no.
I think two of them were, like, deep into the game.
No, no, they were not!
No, they were not!
I'm pretty sure half of them, I didn't even have a gun the whole game.
Get out of the stop.
Use the night toll gate.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
If I used to be happy and I happen in our game
Every Pia game is 400k damage minimum. That's what I'm trying to explain
I'm just trying everything. I feel like the character you're playing
I'm not always good. I feel like all tenor is probably better on the actual boost thing
I should well I guess everyone's taking the boost now
Yeah, yeah speed miss hits. Yeah, I feel like Arden's just kind of
I
Use
What guns are the best right now boys?
What guns are the best
I think I alternator
All right boys
Okay, okay, I hit lock off here. That's something a fantastic combination in
In this fucking boost is kind of tall
When she's boosting it when I'm boosting I just break into
I get that new controller unit on my
What the fuck is that?
Everyone's just fucking cheating on this game?
What new controller?
It's pretty much like a game for me
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
We're doing pretty good. The new controller does the jitter for you. Yeah, that's what I'm seeing
What is it? How is that now better?
Wait hold on if if if Timmy gets to use a controller that generates for him I get to whip my cock out live on dream
What?
That's a fucking weapon now. I just say it. Why does he get to do that? I can't do my thing
holder and I also put myself saying yeah what what your self how did the game I
loved
cook him fuck yourself die all good in the game of course in the game in apex
legends because we're trying to beat you if you want our games I mean if you
weren't our game I you in our game we can win
Oh
She's a red revealed
I'm coming I'm coming
I
Okay, oh my god, what's this? What's this? What is that? What are you doing?
Oh my god, that was amazing!
What the hell are you doing?
What are you doing in the mod?
Wait, I'll pick.
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
That's insane tech, that's insane tech!
That is fucking nuts.
That's you, friend.
Is that an item or your character?
No, I don't know.
There's on math yeah, how do you do the box with the box? What is that? How do you do that?
Wait, so it's an alternate for drafts character. No, no, no
Yeah, it's like they made it where you can read the box now I
Don't understand. Wait. What do you like? How do you know the box and then you hold by your alternate key?
I think it might be defaults or X or that or anybody can do it
You're fucking with me
Instead of having to have movies anymore, you could just say just present from the box. Yep
Yeah, you're jerking my wiener
Be so pretty you don't need any item. You don't need any specific character. You can revive anyone at any time from any box
right yep you're drinking my penis no but it hasn't got time really shit like
you can't just do it I'll pull up no no no you ain't got my cock I can tell I
get there's something to it there's something to it you want me to go kill
myself so you can tell yourself yes please god oh my god yes yes
I'm excited here.
Yes, and then I can try the new revive thing.
Oh my god, I can't, oh my, 20, 20, 20,
I can't, John!
I'm coming, team, team!
Come on, come on.
Come on, I'm in.
Who is?
No idea.
I need to be
Oh, what a backbush
Oh, he got me
Oh, he's shooting at me, he's shooting at me, up here, up here, up here
Oh, slush
Wait!
Now!
you
you
you
you
you
Wait to be I guess me how long we're here for?
Not long on a set day in like Friday night
You doing fun besides like that one shit
Had a good show the factory town. Oh you would affect me
You went the night before me though.
Wait, where is this?
Like, Jeremy?
Did you go?
Miami.
Miami?
Miami.
Miami.
Miami.
Miami.
Miami, Florida?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actory town.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, nothing on that.
Oh, no, nothing on that.
What am I saying?
Isn't it on that?
Isn't Zed a gamer?
Are you fuzzling?
Yeah, he's a tough guy.
Oh, shit.
Is he good as you have lucky eyes?
I'm probably dead!
I think he's second-hand?
Oh, he's the better guy.
He came down!
I didn't play this much, man.
Next time you go to my city and you don't beat on me,
I'm gonna run around and...
That's my fault.
Yeah, yeah.
I put on for my city.
On, on for my city.
Come on.
I represent my gang, dude.
Don't fucking forget it.
I'm gonna dig in your butt twin with this fire.
I'm so fucked you you just go live. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna die anyways. I got like two seconds. Oh my god
Or did we do
Mm-hmm
All right
Get new to this game. No, I'm not do this game. I'm true to this game. All right. Oh, two to two at least
Platte we watch the clip we want to let me see plat three plat three
Wait, what could be time on oh
Oh my god, did you guys fucking send Imperial House clip saying that I could meet him? Are
you so fucking serious?
Holy shit.
I locked in Imperial House in our lobby.
Are you serious?
I can't fucking sucks.
All right.
Yeah, honestly, fucking Imperial House.
I could be doing it by nubs behind my back.
Easily.
All right, yeah, I'm see what can be real how I could be doing by my nubs I'm behind my back
Where no reaction I would no reaction
What is the what are the odds I tune into that?
There were no reaction like we're no reaction like we're no reactions
I
Wait, wait. Oh, that was even a clip. That was that random that was that random
Don't play
Holy shit, what are the jams that?
Guys I just got word that it wasn't even a clip Imperial how it just happened to tune into the stream
My peer coincidence we were talking all that shit
Here do you call trash dragon here and he say I could be with my dubs bottom. I'm in my bag
What do you say? He said he said okay?
Yeah, that'll happen that'll happen
I like that heirloom. It's nice. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I like the way you twirl
It's vacating his own games again. Yeah, we're in the same boat. I'm with you guys watching
I'll sit back over here for the game this is a good game I can't wait to see what happens next
pretty exciting get pretty exciting oh I'm excited
get pretty excited
yeah you smell like you're a bit so I had to pick a struggle
I mean you know there are a lot of guys who wouldn't have won me one you were 10
10 the Tatman yeah that's that's where the boss I could I mean I beat it this
time I could genuinely dial down my eyes and still
dude she's asking me the streets yeah streets think that's him would low-key
the fat one. Yeah, yeah, the time it.
Yeah, see you on the right now.
Tim the time he's a Tim the time it could one be one me.
They're saying he wouldn't do shit to Tim tonight.
All right. All right. All right. All right.
Okay, okay.
What are you about?
I'm about to show you.
I'm about to show you my steal.
I feel out live on the street.
Fuck.
I can hear it.
Call me some.
Maybe one day I'm gonna commentate on an apex tournament.
I'm gonna hype you up so much.
That's my man, Timmy.
That's my man, Timmy.
I'm gonna compete.
I'm gonna compete.
But you don't compete at war.
No, no.
Oh
You give the other guys a chance
You give the other guys a chance
Yep, it's over for me
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You flush, you flush, you flush, you flush
Hey!
Eh, yeah!
Easy enough, teamwork, be careful!
No, I died.
I am good, I need one!
You want?
Run, run Jack, run Jack, run Jack, run Jack!
I'm gonna boost, I'm gonna boost!
Oh, I'm gonna boost!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck my ass!
Good, good, good, good, good, good!
Oh, my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
No, no, no, you're not!
Keep running, keep running, keep running!
Oh my god!
I see him there, he should have died.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
You sure I can come back to get you, boss?
Uh, maybe, maybe.
I come back, grab you.
Is he right there?
No no no no come to this man come to that
Go go go go go go go
Go go go go go
Go go go go
Go go go go
They found us what?
It's the same guy that killed us earlier
Oh
Look at that over there
Sorry pal
Let's go shoot that guy
I need to let you down pal
Yeah
These guys oh, they're definitely shipping and cheating
Yeah, yeah, they have no photos. I was thinking
Same thing to me same injecting rate. I see you like
Mr. Jack, I mean you pick up
Love it. I mean you pick up a little by the way. I'm switching out the PC bird. That was not the move
I was locked in I had the wrong gun. I'm going back to the alternator alternated him locked me win the competition
We win the game first place everybody goes. Oh my god. He is a great. It's so sexy. Oh
boom
god
dont let drac disrespect you
you the god
thank you sir, thank you
dont have one of them
i would even spit in his direction
hmm
hmm
anyone else waiting for a win
so they can go to bed
you're gonna die
you're gonna die here
That's not a good move, chief. That's not a good move, chief. That's not a good move. That is not a good move.
You see me? Your fish.
You see me? Your pal.
You're challenging the Tim the Tatman Fat Man? That would be absolute cinema.
Alright, I do! I officially challenge Tim the Tatman to a best of 20 on Apex Legends.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. This is a formal tannery. Oh my god, holy shit. It's a lot of teams.
I'm free on this side. Do you guys want to like, pull up and chill?
Cheers. I love to chill.
I don't know.
Watch my team.
I
Poop gore diary as if it was
Weapon wise weapon wise
I'm coming barge
Well, there's a heavy bin
Oh
I'm gonna give you where it's for I should
Can't do anything right
Ah!
My gosh
Bad ju-
Why is my A.V.M?
Why not?
Bein' on it!
It's your game, talking to a baby.
What do we do with this guy?
There's nothing I can do about it.
See, I'm locked in, but like I push in that top room
and I can jump from behind it even before I can turn around.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I can't even turn around.
I don't even have a chance to shoot the guy.
I'll get it. I'll get it. You can take a better angle, Pete.
Well, I thought they were on the roof. They were on the day job.
Oh. Oh.
Yeah, well, okay, this time I'm going to go really crazy, really crazy.
Okay, okay. I got, I got two more left of me.
it's. Well, I'm going to put one thing in you. You can throw real hard if you get off
early pal. Oh no, we don't want it. Let's do a 24. Let's do a 24. I am sick. Let's
do a 24. Let's do a 24. Yeah, it's 24 hours of sucking on my balls. I'm not 24. 24.
Yeah, sorry for him.
Brackety, you had a one.
No, no.
Yeah, I can't believe that.
I don't know.
Yarr.
I don't understand part of the crew.
Part of the crew.
Part of the crew.
Part of the crew.
Part of the crew.
I'm excited for tomorrow.
Can you know that?
I want to see who wins that event.
There'll be two, be two, be two.
Honestly, as long as it's not you, I'm like chilling.
With the nuke of it?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're probably not going to win, G.
Really?
I think I just stacked.
We've never been stacked ever since the service reception.
No, you have Coco, you have design, you have Rogue.
We've lost every battle ever.
Oh, right.
I didn't have a two-way app.
I was like, you know, what?
Who has the hardest game you see, Rogue?
No, go on.
Rogue design, Coco.
Winnie, me, of course.
Winnie, peanut.
You know oh my god you picked up you know, that's right. Yeah, bitch. You know
What I don't know I forgot you guys have ace
Yeah, your team's on side I told you we're pretty good. We're pretty good
And you're closely wait what
I kind of don't want to win it because it'd be kind of lame if I wanted I
probably would take that if I win that's okay flex I went up a
Yeah, if you win your own fucking tournament.
Jeez!
Yeah, but then, isn't it...
...faint the one that's supposed to?
Uh...
Or...
Oh, it's Peter's Wasteland!
Uh...
That's where it's called.
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
Yeah.
Huh.
Oh, it'll be gang.
60 seconds until the ring closes.
Fuck it, just win it.
Okay.
All right, bud!
I will!
We get give you some of the best players and then win your own event
Like, what?
This is the kind of plan
Yeah, the big gun attack
She did shit
Like, your event should be winning it, right?
You're giving some people the opportunity to potentially win
But if they don't, then it's all good, you know?
Yeah, yeah!
Exactly!
You're good thinking!
If you win your own event, I'm gonna make a tour longer, by the way
You're gonna make a what?
A twit longer? About how unfair your events are?
What's a twit longer?
Are you dead ass? Have you ever been cancelled?
What the fuck is a twit longer? No, I don't know what a twit longer is.
Timmy, you don't know what a twit longer is, right?
Yeah, yeah, but I feel like that's like being twit longer is someone doing it to you, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%
I only go on social media too much to Moe. Is that something like that?
Honestly, good. Good. Yeah, it's good for your brain.
for your brain well it's everybody on this business bunch of bitches I told I
told everybody I said I everybody on Twitter complains about everything
everything under the Sun what broke it in for me is that there was this tweet
where it was like this three-year-old can already speak three languages and
I was like wow that's impressive wow click on the tweet first comment just
fucking shit on the three-year-old I mean I mean just I'm the three-year-old
ripping ripping it up I mean I said I just want to be is just where I was
just a black hole I want to chill on you could like you could like tailor your
your timeline what's your what's your time line right now my bro my time
It's literally all sports because it's a hockey playoffs and then the end put a dirt of a baby
Yeah, you can say on first
Auto be gay
Take those over here! Take those over down there!
Where'd they go?
Bebe is good
Oh, that was the last hooligan
Oh, he's dumb and poor
Yeah, let's get up
he's on top he's on top oh my goodness
We're down we're down
I'm an old
What broke we gotta get out of here
Don't let them die!
Come on.
You win this, you win this actually.
On the roof right here.
Coming.
You know, coming.
Watch, watch, watch!
Go, go, go!
You cannot push it.
another one down another one down
hey hey hey
I see
I'm gonna be chasing
hi
where's the winners
come on
oh there they go
did you see that
we're kinda cooking boys
oh you were
we were
That was nice nice
Okay, oh, yeah, right here right here, I mean
He buys
I'll get you back on your feet
He buys, he buys
I'm gonna kill you with something
He gives you, he gives you
You're cool? Oh my god, you did
We got the roof
I got to do that
Oh my god
What the fuck?
You sent me flying
Oh my god, I hit one of those
Oh my gosh, wait so bad on my end I did so bad
I guess lighting in somebody is not the point
I mean, I tried my best to carry the team gentlemen, but sometimes your teammates just
can't carry the weight.
I'm not going to lie, I'm just having a peanut game back in the morning.
Can't carry the weight.
Can't carry the weight.
You got the flu by soon. No, I don't think I don't even know what I have what's wrong with you. What's wrong with you?
You see me Potter, you know what like the ghost like sucks his face and oh, yeah, that's that's what I feel
When I'm away. Oh my goodness. Oh, I'm dying. I'm getting sucked
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that,
mom. Yeah, I'm going through it. Oh my goodness. You gonna come kiss me and make me feel better?
Of course. Of course. Of course. Robotussin, especially in lethal amounts, should help
with that lethal. OK. You should feel much better.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
You mix it with like Sprite Lee.
Yeah, you make it with Sprite.
So what you want to do is you want to meet a guy in a black hoodie in an alleyway.
Give him three hundred dollars, all right.
And say you want that activist type shit.
And how about what you do then is you grab a pint of that pineapple
from the stove.
dead. How it is. Do not use one cop. I repeat, do not use one cop. Two cops. Three cops.
We were walking down the street and someone said, does it cook cake? It won't cook cake.
No, no, no. Bro, 60% of the coke in Miami is a co-efficient.
Well, you need a two for the price of one.
No, no, no, no. It's so insane.
I guess I didn't mean I got the 40% then though.
Sheesh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Dude we got that crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy girl.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
That's correct me if I'm wrong, right?
But when you cut drugs with other drugs,
isn't it supposed to save the dealer money?
If you're just putting better drugs in there,
aren't you losing money?
I don't really know how that works.
Yeah, but they also don't want to kill the buyer.
Yeah, but like if you had cocaine, right,
and you split it with bacon soda,
That's chill. Now you're saving money. You can sell twice as many baggies without or with half the product and come out
But if you split it with just all the drugs
You're not saving no money
Yeah, I understand the point. Oh, oh really fenty now is crazy team
There's the gamer I get my cocaine from the doctor
It's like we've got secrets to
hunt, yep, that's right.
It's cheap and makes the user more addicted to keep some coming back.
Yeah, I would want to just regular addicted to kill games.
Yeah, that would make no sense.
That would make no sense.
All of me gang, all of me gang.
Hmm, I don't know if you know the way you would describe me the the whole lean thing there
Yeah, I'm a gangster
You know how I represent my city
you know how I represent my shitty on the gag on the gag I see it I see it I
should watch I eat wednesday beat all my cronies we wear red then we kill the
guys we're blue come on that's how we do it that's how we roll
One guy
Got away one. We got away. Yeah, I got a pad
Oh my god
I'm so good
Oh hey, you're up here.
What's happening?
Oh, okay.
I'm pretty sure we're making it.
I, I don't, I do, they should be in jail for what they did to be in my component on
the other side of the aisle.
That was insane.
Oh my god.
Crazy.
I wasn't supposed to be in jail.
Oh
No, no one more time one more
Okay, LG LG last game last game before the last game no no no just pure LG
They're pure last game before the last game of
Babe, I don't want to have to Irish goodbye you but oh
I
You don't want to have to Cleveland steamer you but let's just go ahead and play a few more games
You don't want to find out I got poop on your chest to make you horny oh
Isn't that tofu butter no that's when you come in your butt and then if you poop
By the way, oh, and then again you come in there by and they poop wait. No, is it is it?
I don't know, boss, boss, complicated me, boss, did you copy it for me?
Did you copy it for me, boss?
I'll be, I'll be in your butt twin.
You see you dig it in my butt, twin.
Can I stop digging your butt?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go.
Ah.
White, blue, blue.
Still got one more, though.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
That was even worse.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Why twits pay him 10 bill to keep his mouth shut?
Oh my god you guys are fucking oh my god we are not getting it okay now I see what's
going on down there.
No, Yoni, wait, they're talking about something else.
They're talking about something else, Yoni.
I caught that mid combo.
I got that mid combo down there on YouTube, right over there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Someone declared that our LG has to be a Windrack?
That is correct.
That is true.
That is true.
Did you declare my balls on your forehead?
I declare.
Declare that you have to play until we win so you better buckle up chief. You're better buck
No, you're you're buckling up
Start seeing people in your walls. We're playing till we win
I gotta go talk to the hat. I learned from I learned. I've I've re-learned about robo tripping from a show called a house
You ever watch house before? Yeah, he was drinking robo touching and tripping meter
I mean, me personally, I just drink sunscreen, I'm gasoline, but momentous.
He was dying, Cousin, by the way, so don't do it, don't die.
But apparently before he died, he was seen as shit, like idiots.
Is he a child?
Welcome.
Are we going to show him the house?
Yeah, house.
this doctor who's a piece of shit does doctors top that's a whole thing is it
like reason that of me no greats anatomy is like it's like it's like let me
think it's like love island but with doctors no no I never watched it you
You gotta watch the low key, it's kinda fine.
I feel like the first second pot's useless.
I just watched the boys.
You guys watched the boys recently, the new ones?
Oh my goodness, wouldn't that one guy
doesn't seem to the other guy,
and the other guy's win with the other guy winning?
Oh my god, that was my favorite pot.
No worries, I can beat that.
Did you have vitamins?
How does he say no?
Didn't one of them shrink to go
into the other one's bottom hole or something?
No, he shrink to go into his weiner,
and then he unshrank and exploded his weiner.
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so you don't want to do that. That's what Robo that's what Robotus will do to you
That's one of the side effects. That's one of the dangers. I
Don't know why you would go in someone's penis even if you could
That's kind of up on me. I agree. I feel like I would just go into cool places like like like mouse holes and talk to mice
Yeah, I'm walking into someone's
someone's phallic is like idea number one well maybe you can hop into someone's foreskin
on an international flight so you get there for cheap why the foreskin though well then
you're not actually in it talk to me in my rat family I mean that's true that's true
you might and while you and you basically fly in first class because he's probably got
some cheese and gunk up in that fours get you man
that's the way you know Peter you're low key like homelander I'd like instead of
Greek ready mark it's it's like Big Macs but it's a teeny muckin big bags yeah
she's that's a good connection you made the about that's why they pay the big
pugs powers oh yeah yeah that's right
little that ride
i've been watching a lot of the boys let me see that that's oh there's a man
an evil one we're coming we're coming there's actually no evil heart there
not good
Oh
They're playing hardball they're playing hardball over yonder on top of the Hoosie
Dude, I'm
Can't you say I got you check all your head?
We're like the Titanic and I'm the guy you're the media
Oh
I think I'm gonna slide out to me motherfucker. What that was it? That was it. I was a habit wait
Guys, we had to play one more track, are you so serious?
We are not in the game like that, are you so fucking serious?
I got it all, I got it all, I got it all.
Are you, are you a serious?
I turned around and was beat up in the head by a son of a bitch.
God damn it.
You got fucking sad.
That looked insane, that man did a miserable little on you.
Yeah.
I mean, oh my goodness gracious.
How do you even survive something like that?
I think you just shoot back.
That's what I did.
It didn't work.
I said, Dr.
Give it to me.
No, I didn't.
That's what you know, like, flag.
I would give you a knock.
I would give you a knock.
You're Max for sapping on the knockdown since now.
Are you actually?
When I saw how far you were, I was like,
I'm not getting to him, but we hope we what's going on
You're wrong. It's all so fast guys. Oh
It's because we have the speed biscuit
That's your match of sound to Peter on his journey done with stupidity and son
Please don't be free boss keep up the fire content. Watch every stream of sorts. He's every day suck less
I
Love you
Bucket in this is a way. I'm not even joking. I'm I'm I'm adjusting to my game of chair from back to official
Yeah, like I do like for like AI aim for you and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
You might do I see a week how they come out with a bunch of cheap stuff that you can't detect like my monitor as
as AI night vision you know that artificial intelligence is a good and something
yeah actually works a little bit it doesn't like give you night vision but it definitely helps you see
better which i don't use it by the way because that's cheatering fyi fyi
I
Eat a lot of carrots just like they did in World War two the top month
They drop bombs we drop W's right when we all get it from the carrots
I'm feeling good about this game you're technically speaking you can get the sustenance from a carrot
directly in your bloodstream by putting it in your butthole so your eyesight would improve
almost instantaneously.
Plus you have a doctor.
You keep saying you have a doctor.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Somebody do a quick colonoscopy.
I'm going to put my hands on your shoulders for stability.
Plus we have a doctor.
Thank you.
Ooh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm going to come by this.
Second!
It's not time.
I'll be here.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
Oh, too good.
two dot com two dot com
I said she blue
why is she supposed to be blue?
is this a glitch?
what is that?
she is not blue for me
she is 100% blue for me
I think you're high
yeah
wait wait I'm missing half the fucking map
this whole part is unrendered
oh that
Hmm
Little something something got to sit by DMA cons. I think it's acting up
You hate when you DMA con acts up, isn't it me?
Sure, buddy
I don't know my game has a hundred forty frames. I don't think I have
Yeah, yeah, I've had that for years oh, yeah, it's the new craze oh this is
There's another one right there, right under.
I got him.
Oh my god, I can't take anymore.
Oh my god, I'm missing everything.
That's a good block, Peter. That's a good block.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, no, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's okay. Well, so you put it on the door is not like in game and it would be fun
Or I'm good to go
5 of the squads, this could be it boys, this could be the one!
This could be it, pray for times like these.
You need to pray for times like these.
Rock it boys, rock it!
I died.
Don't die if your cock is too big.
I died, I died, I died, I died.
Enhancing my weapon.
You can't play human, can you?
I don't understand the recoil pattern on this thing.
Run is on, run is on, fam.
We got you.
Run is on, run is on.
I'm trying to run you there.
Don't run you.
Yeah, hold.
Jack hold, Jack hold, Jack hold.
I don't know this PY, I don't really know what I'm looking at.
Oh fuck my ass!
Oh no!
Run is on, run is on, run is on, run is on Jack.
Damn it!
I'm gonna go this way.
For this room here if you're left.
Oh my god!
I don't chase you there.
Damn it.
I'm probably just going to stay right here.
There's gotta be a crafter somewhere.
I can craft him.
I can craft the master.
You suck.
Oh, you can dig it.
Oh, there's a craft player here.
Thank you much, thank you much.
We'll be back in no time.
I think we're going back into the zone.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, there's a bunch of loot right here, huh?
Dude, there's a turtle here. I can grab some stuff like that.
Mm-hmm.
They hit the speed biscuit.
At once. At whistle.
At whistle.
Thank you, boss, you've done me a big service.
Got you.
All right, all right, we're turning things around, boys.
We're turning things around.
I
I'm good to fight. I've got all the supplies I need, boys.
I'm approaching 45 damage watch out
I know. Fuck yeah. Stand back. It's time to dominate.
All of these guys. I'm running out of heals box. I don't know if I'm making
Oh
This is a type of the speed business is where that lady does be octane 100%
They'll be moving
That's your eggs
I don't know what was wrong, I need these rangers.
Watch, watch, watch.
I'll kill them all.
Watch, watch.
You died.
What were you, what were you?
Left, left, left, right.
Let's run!
Oh my god, this whole thing just unfit for me. Oh my god. What is going on? Did you fall
for that? No, this whole fucking thing is unfit for me right now. I don't know, I don't
know what that is. The other one is too. What the hell is going on? Honestly, me?
I
Can't see big shit I can't see big shit you're I can't see oh my god
fuck
there's one
there's no way you could have had my beat again
god damn it!
he don't know where you should be flying
on the bus, on the bus
you can just shoot through the wall
right here on my ping, on my ping, on my ping
see you in the back, all three are on you, good luck, have fun
one broke, one broke
I left me out, I left me out
I'll hold the line, I'll hold the line.
I'm a primitive, I'm a primitive, it's me.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, fuck.
One.
Ah!
No!
I'll just do it, I'll just do it.
Jack, I'm Jack, I'm Jack.
Oh, my goodness.
David!
I'm trying to stop it.
You did our best, boys. You did our best!
I'm fighting on that side.
Yep.
You're dead.
I'm dead.
There's a craft right there.
Come on.
Watch out.
I'm running.
Oh, buddy.
You're very good, big mouth.
I
I would like to pay the game if I fudge we could
Oh my god, my boys just left my money.
Here's to these two out in two minutes.
Kibbe already has a 20 bomb on her.
Yeah, I need...
Kind of a freak.
No, they're bad.
I'm just gonna send that shit.
Loki?
Yeah, you're gonna do it.
Hey, Loki, that's you.
I
Think one has a favor we do these do it also
He's doing it
I'm not right here I could go for those
Oh
Oh
Hi pookies
One more game
My game was glitching
That one didn't, I couldn't see anything
I'm telling you guys, do you know the tall two nipples?
Completely fucking invisible
Completely fucking invisible
I just kept hitting walls
I couldn't prove, I didn't know where I was
I knew a day the week it was
We do
Fuck that guy we don't need him Kenny
We don't I'm not a lot guys. I'm about to lock into me. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something
Yeah, I'm gonna lock in so hard. You'll be asking me for tips. You'll be asking me for my temp
You understand that? I am about to get 4k 20 badges game
Thank you, thank you
We get imperial how
That's a goal. Yeah
Why would he?
He's probably diamond. Well, let's take a peep
He's done in tune. He's pushing for rank one. I don't
Max Hallway's playing
See does he have a team?
He's actually very good. I'm not even jumping yet. I'll show you
When he says rake cleans five squad set let me see me play with it with a gang
John kiss
You can so I don't know if you can see it. Am I allowed to so bad am I allowed to so kick on
by stream? I don't think so right? Yeah is that a rule? I don't know. Is that a rule? I think that
yeah no no I'm not allowed to, I'm not allowed to. Hmm oh he's offline!
Oh he's doing some that oh wait wait wait wait wait just say he got out of the game he got out of the game I said I'm in
I can't ignore 30 of them.
30 invites?
Yeah, that's what she's trying to dodge that, you see?
moment now he'll join on up oh my god that fucker what happened it says rape
leads it says rape leagues we hold up we hold up hold up he said he is
phone number a long time ago we hold up I'm gonna take some other things
you say you say it
What is this?
Wait, I got it.
Hold on.
I'm fine.
Let me text him.
Maybe I should release it.
That way we can all text him.
What do you think, Jimmy?
Is it a good idea?
He may like that.
He may like that.
He may like that.
He may be into that shit.
He may be like, holy shit.
This is cheese.
All right, let's see.
Okay, all right, let me...
All right, I'm gonna say hello, Mr. Max.
This is Mr. Peanut.
Want to come play Apex right now with me and Timmy.
There we go.
Okay, got him.
They were in Velo-Dum-A.
Oh
He just takes magazine give me 10 minutes, bro
Well, I got this numbers fake first, okay, that's kind of all that's kind of top priority jeep, okay?
That's gonna top her. Let me make sure I type in right
I know that's right.
So he's coming on 10 minutes, right?
Yeah, no, he's coming 10 minutes. It's great to hear.
It's great to hear.
Double, let me triple check.
Check that number is right.
Yeah, now that bad boy is right.
bad boys right. Bad boys right.
Yeah. Yeah. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Wait. What's
you got him or not? No, we got him. Okay. The phone number he gave me is fake. Yes.
Yes. Some positives and some negatives in time out. That's all good. That's all
down and
He just accidentally sent you the wrong number
Maybe maybe I'll tell you one thing. I'm gonna ask about it when it gets him
I say what does this bogus number what the bogus number you gave me? I'll tell you that right now
McGinnis ass. I'm a good jazz. I'm gonna say I'm not that pissed but Timmy is
Living I'm fucking angry. I'm pretty. I'm a toddler. You already booked your monitor your keyboard your mouse
Don't you wear I got some eyes. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna fight him. Yeah
Tom you'll see his ass in the fucking ring
You have Tonya if I could be the the round lady for just one
MMA event for mr. Max Holloway all my dreams to be true all my dreams and come to you come on
It's a month. Do you think do you think you could um if he kicked you in the leg you think like, you know
like with with standard no no my leg would snap in half my leg would snap in
half like a like a like a like a like a pool like a pool cue I died are you
insane are you crazy I don't know I don't know I'm just serious maybe you're
like that you know the problem is I don't have legs but also you know you
couldn't do I see something about this if think about this for to me if you
you would MMA fighter. Okay? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What if you slipped
ozympic into your opponent's steroids that he's obviously
taking over a course of a year and then at the end of that
year, his bones are as soft as baby shit and then you can
just break him in half by breathing on. Is that what
ozympic does? Well, yeah, that makes you fat. Yeah.
makes your bones go away, your bones don't,
you got the bones don't move.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that safe?
Doesn't sound safe.
No, not really, not really, not really,
but let me tell you something,
a rich person drug to get skinny without any effort.
I'm pretty sure we all saw this coming.
I think we all saw this coming.
Get that, Bob?
Like I'm trying to think like why would you go on an example?
I know that obviously makes you skinny, but like I feel like the health complication with the bones is like
Well, I was thinking maybe if you could do it like if you could do it real quick like maybe get skinny in like a mug
I mean, hmm. She doesn't do it beyond it for a long time
Yeah, I think what it does. I think it just like makes you full or something. Wait, what does it do again?
What does it make you?
It just makes you fall I think
It kills you it's it's oh it's incident
Surprises after I can open up a pack of my problems with these fuzzies doing what the hell
Where's bitches doing
Yeah, damn he gave a whole experimental treatment
We've got that we've got we got the solution for the past hundred years buddy crack open that pipe if I'm up
Oh, it's a mad tobacco.
It reduces the mechanical loading bone response to stress.
I'm wondering why he went.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it.
You know all about bubbles, yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's the sauce, the sauce of life.
It makes you full and hard.
Oh, speaking of full and hard, Timmy,
have you ever tried one of those vinyl pills?
No.
I'm afraid because I feel like I feel like it would like problems now. I don't know. I'm not going to lie to you. You might fight. Can I be Frank? Yeah. Listen, I've never tried what I've heard that it doesn't even make you hard. It just makes you come buckets.
like it makes you come like a mother fuck yeah like like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's
what I heard that's what I heard that's what I don't think that's what I heard
on the do that the great fun and shit mm-hmm so like type shit no no I was I
was in Miami and there I went to the store and I literally saw up on the
counter it said hard 140 hours I was like why would you want to be a hard
for a hundred hard for 140 hours yeah I don't know why it like why would you
want to be hard for 140 hours I mean you just I mean gotta have that drip I
I mean, I mean, maybe you're just dripping maybe you're just dripping in bitches
Stay on your sleeve you dumb odd
All right, let me show you how it's done
Well, how do I get purpose wait wait, why did my rents you go away?
Oh
What we need oh, I was gonna run out the oh, let's have a Kramer match
The Kramer match Kramer match three two one go. Oh wait
Hey paper what Kramer are nine. Yeah
Yeah, go catch it. Yeah max max max max
I don't have any land.
I..
What are you, 1v1'ing an air?
Or are we just anywhere?
No, we're just anywhere!
We're just anywhere!
3, 2, 1, GO!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
3, 2, 1, GO! 3, 2, 1, GO!
Who's that?
Oh sh- I c- I saw a robot!
SHUT UP!
Oh
You go you go
Oh shit
Fucking boys block it in
Now look at that watch I 3 2 1 go
I like what you do.
Oh, God, yeah.
A little bit of healing.
A little bit of healing.
A little bit of healing.
Good day, man.
I'm gonna go crazy now, right?
Okay, I go ahead go ahead do your words
OH my god!
Oh my!
Oh my god!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Man she's mad!
Oh, man, she's mad!
Oh shit!
Oh, oh, shit!
Ah!
Oh!
I'm down!
Oh.
Ah.
I had a match with you, buddy.
Oi, oi.
I don't know. I don't know. Let me check. Leave me. Leave me. We're still here. That's
a good sign. Max joined them. Discord. Join the discord. We ain't talking to a game.
Max joined the discord quick.
Welcome in!
Brother!
How are you on this high day?
Yeah, brother.
What's up, Max? How you doing?
How you doing to me?
Nice to meet ya, nice to meet ya.
I met you, brother. We played in a freaking tournament
and you just kept booping our asses.
I was like, I was like, it was terrible bro, we was playing on this great team, I don't know if you did a bunch of tournaments but it was like an at-beat and a pro and I was always taking this rock and he was killing us on that fucking rock, killing the whole team, it was so annoying.
But which tournament was this?
It was a team deathmatch tournament.
Oh, okay, okay, and then what's the...
We was on that freaking that that the one where
Open freaking map and
Yeah, the dinosaur map and he's on the rock by yourself this is hitting everybody I'm like what is Timmy doing?
Yeah, yeah, next time I'm up. I was a bad minute ago
He changed it to ring. Yeah, oh my apologies my apologies. We all octane
We back who you are me
Oh, I'm fucking muted Max. Who are you being? We're all on tape
Well, whoever gets octane first brother get some
Ever get octane first, brother. It is odd. That's the best man or
win
Max I was actually just thinking I
Was thinking when you're with your next fight you could use the proceeds to buy a microphone
that doesn't sound like I'm ordering a Wendy's 4 for 4. What do you think?
No, I'm just fine. I'm just fine. I got overfixing it, bro.
Yeah, what? You know what? I was on mute the whole time. Holy shit. But my mic was,
my computer had been updating, my gox live had been changing every single update. So
I just got overfiction it. Ah, that'll happen. It's got a little buzzard noise back there
But a buzzard noise now max. I got one more question before we can start this
Yeah, game and I max
now, I
Was on my cellular device, okay?
You know got bluetooth 5g towers
I
Think that's not how that's supposed to look actually. I think my game is so fucked. Oh my god
It is definitely still fun.
Is that guy blue on your screen?
Is this whole hoodie blue with like sparkly water?
That is me! I won!
Oh, oh.
That's not, that's like the skin.
Oh shit. I'm gonna see Max.
I'm gonna see Max.
So I used my silent advice.
I type in that phone number
a couple of minutes ago. You see me on this one.
And low and bold
Next Max
Let me see what number.
got them down to live it so you know it's gonna just load out on that
system that's the most like
I guarantee the wrong number here's our first message first message I get it
that's the right number I guarantee I'm willing to bet I'm sorry I am willing
to bet free shot it and send me a pic and I'm willing to be put the wrong
I'm triple tank, but I'm sitting on overbods. I'm sitting on over. Don't you worry about it?
I was thinking what? It's gonna have an umbery.
Oh fuck, I'm this lady. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Allen, come.
One more! One more! One more! One more!
Give me a sec.
Be right, be right, okay?
the problem. Oh, you mean to close Jack's game?
Drag was playing, um, uh, Sea of Lady.
Oh, yeah.
Seriously.
But Jack's like, you haven't met Drag, Mr. Max, but he's one of those friends you gotta talk
slow to, you know what I mean?
I, I, I, I'm here.
Mm, yeah. We invite him, but he's mostly for the photo ops.
All of me gang all of me gang
All of me gentlemen
I just did making that buzzy sound bro, uh, not really actually
You know, I knew I knew I had to change
I will see your noise gate. I think it's a little too high. Sometimes your words cut off just a bit
If you're looking away a little bit
I used to use the Go XLR, I've never seen you use it in my settings in a ride.
Yeah, please.
I would watch, I would watch.
That'd be awesome.
That would be awesome.
There it is.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm gonna lose some stuff right there.
Auto V-Gag.
Ah.
Auto V-Gag.
By the way, I'm just a fair warden.
I just found out from Digi that they removed the software for the Go XLR completely
off the internet.
Don't fucking out install that shit
They want I don't know I don't know I tell you she couldn't find it. I was like
I
Need the mini is still there the full size of data one
Not sure what microphone is she causes the duck sounds don't be able to help that box
I'm gonna die.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming to you.
I'm coming to you.
I'm coming to you.
Go, go, go!
I'm here.
Here it is.
I'm here.
Didn't I get one shot?
I'm here.
I'm here.
I don't want to use this for your pain, alright?
It was a punch!
She's beating him!
That was nasty.
Thank you, fuck, I can't even climb this wall, what the hell?
Where'd these fools go?
It was a punch.
I got him.
Again?
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
You see that? That was an iron sight wingman shot, one shot, head shot!
Yeah, I'm out.
You see that? You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
You open this vent, you ask?
Guess what? What?
This is Henshey by Weapon, right?
Nice.
Weapon's looking fine.
Follow me, boy.
Follow me, boy.
Oh
I
I
Am looking I don't see that hey less. Yeah, probably not see a dot then
Little bit of that is something something but the hammer whatever
No.
He's gone.
I got him.
There was a way, boy.
Got a fooby.
Trying to trick me.
Trying to make me look crazy.
The applicator being delivered.
Must go up faster.
Fuck him.
He's a fussy boy.
He's usually...
You're going low on ammo.
Need to restock.
Where they at boys?
Anybody got eyes on the hooligans?
I
For harvester save time
We have more time to go get the evil harm
The evil
Where
I know you're slang boss. Don't worry
Oh, I heard that. I know what you're talking about. I'm going up on your plank dude
I think it's less and then the one that's really lined up who's faster
rebounds yeah faster rebounds I think they cheated this season box other ones
are the plus and damage they must I don't do either those I did allies with
and then faster rise, faster triggers.
I see everything.
He's getting off the set.
What are you shooting at?
I just hit my punch.
Is there a guy there?
I see right here, though.
Team over here, and then team right under where I was.
Oh, they're hitting.
Might be a team coming from where we came from, by the way.
I don't have to wait.
I don't got to wait
It's too low
Too low, too low
Can be anus
Can be anus
Oh my goodness
This guy is coming
I'm gonna kill you.
He's got a shield.
Mag came here.
They help.
Say the least.
They would have you more.
Yeah, there's people on us.
Take over.
Go around.
Fire.
Take that pool!
That's my ult, that's my ult.
I'm having a block, I'm flatline, I don't have one.
I'm having a block, I'm having a block, I don't have one.
I got the last one
I got him
I got him
I got him
I got him
I got him
Thank you bro
I got him
I got him
I got him
Ooh
I got him
Got him
I
See you hold up in this house boys hold up in this house
What ass pussy turn of five feet seven days a week
Thanks, is your favorite tune is it not?
Let me work on you can come a rapper
Yeah, that that was that plan B if there's streaming thing goes that's my be right there boss
I'm not blow.
Shit.
Guys don't move, guys don't move, guys don't move.
I did not hit him one time.
I did not hit him one time.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Going up, up the stairs.
Come on, come on
This is the best weapon
Get him
Fuck, fuck, fuck
I killed him
I got him
He's in the air, he's in the air
Watch out, watch out, watch out
I'm coming in, I'm here, I'm here
I'm blocking, I'm blocking
He's stuck in my, he's stuck in me
I'm here
He's stuck in me, he's stuck in me
He's stuck in me, he's stuck in me
I can't, it's mom
You're not coming, you're not coming
You're not coming
You're not coming, you're dead
It's a first second place in like four hours that was the perfect use of that
drone that is the best use I've seen since it came out you saw you see the
They would be up there and absolutely stole Foxy.
If I could lie to you,
if I had understood what Timmy was saying,
we wouldn't want that.
I was saying guy on him, he hasn't stuck.
You don't understand.
Yeah, I was just getting hard and horny.
And then I'm going to talk about the game
and that's when I spoke into action.
I said, one, I should, one, I should,
one, I should.
Guy may go, may go, may go.
This one, this one.
I can shoot him shoot him shoot him and then I died. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't get but it's okay
I'm pretty sure there's a condom at old so I'll give you that excuse. Yeah
I think you're a good noise gaze still
I mean that was a better game and I think that's our best game
Oh fuck I want to be this guy again. Who's a good guy? Oh fuck. Uh, it's too late. It's
too late. I'm not being bad ladies. You're a Vantage. You can do Mad Maggie. You can
do Condor. You can do Sparrow. You can do Bang. You can do Wraith. You can do Gibby.
You can do... wait, am I... These guys all look too good. They look okay. Only
31 I'll do the 10 damage one as well. Don't you worry boss? Oh, you worry
Yeah, what are two teams?
I
Yeah, another team, another team, another team.
No, come back here, peanut.
Come back here, bush.
Come back, come back, come back.
And then hold that door.
Yeah, I got you.
You have to survive to get to the after party.
That's it.
Jesus.
I'm gonna skew out, I'm gonna skew out, man.
Nice.
Oh.
Hold the door, hold the door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
That's the other side of the door right now.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
One more thing, one more thing.
I'm gonna kill you
What?
Get in the hatch!
Fuck in the hatch!
Get in the hatch!
Shut the fuck up!
What?
Oh, he has fucking only one life.
oh
Make zero sense, but they stopped fighting a team in the middle to come outside and fight us oh
Yeah
Can you say welcome to the streamer life?
that's
That'll happen that'll happen
Nothing ever makes sense. It's right fastens. I know
Don't worry this next game is gonna go ten times as easily
If you're getting carried up, but that's Timmy that's Timmy
me. His mom took whatever the opposite of Tylenol was when she was pregnant.
You want me to compete with that? You want me to compete with that? You insane? Are you out of your fucking mind?
Hey Max, can I be your round side lady holder?
I don't think they keep out right.
That'd be impossible because you have no arms.
What?
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm gonna hold a sign.
Great job.
You about that was a lot of action as far as
Right you could you could become the car exactly. Yeah, you can tape it to me and have like wave the rock Johnson roll me around
Through the arena
Mm-hmm exactly now we're cooking see now we're thinking now we're thinking this is we're good ideas are born
I would let you come to my kids in Europe Max
If I if I
I
Screenshot screenshot the number you text throw okay, and and send it and send it to me and in discard because I can I telling you
You did the wrong number. I'm
Let me take a beat. We take a beat. It says error invalid number clearly. Yeah, I feel like I'm
Okay, I'm pretty sure did you did you did you put one in front of yeah?
Yeah, yeah now yeah, so yeah
Yeah, I see that now, yeah, okay, that's what happened.
This guy wants to hold the cross, hold the damn ring card, holy.
I can count to five, whatever, seven, ten, how many rounds does it go?
Five, five, five?
That was the first time, that was a test max, I was testing you.
That was it.
I'm a change where you can be you can be you can be uh you can be uh
Octane oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the condor chick. Let me try her out. Thanks boss. I gotta suck what I'm not
a guy
Maggie
I'm that silly juice. Azaziko name my own.
Put them in there, please. I'm about to go hard this next round.
4,000 damage. Easy. Easy.
Let's get a first set of other match up. What?
I'm a controller bro but I'm not a console player that's the difference see I see you
Oh sorry boss. Sorry boss. Thought it was cool boss. Sorry, it was really cool bro, it was really cool boss.
Okay, alright. You're a funny guy huh? Two times back to back to the door.
Alright, well anyone's top 500 back then, not 750.
Let's do about that for a second.
Oh, I'll give you now.
And so this is when it first came out again.
Season three, seasons four.
So you're just lucky you had quarter of a brain.
Say quarter of a brain?
Yeah, quarter of a brain, not even half of a brain.
Quarter of a brain, so you were in that place.
You even pick up your controller this round, buddy.
You just said now let me do the work for you
Be honest with me
I don't I don't have me saw but I'm not using that controller at the guys in a jail is using I'm just using the regular
Yeah, we get Timmy you were telling us about it. Why don't you get that Max?
And that's cheating
That was another test
me and he's gonna have the controller just beaming people yeah yeah you think max goes to the ring with
fucking brass knuckles fuck no yeah yeah you could go get like syphilis and then spit on the guy
you're actually not because you need to take a blood test to make sure you don't have none of that
shit have sex on the walk down to the ring he might that for second part of
that for a moment anywhere near a fight you know holy shit you're crazy
yeah I'm gonna relinquish this I by last week without the man we got a
match like you shouldn't have sex before the fight so you have a go that
pent up no bro that that thing was broken by um what is that show you remember
that show the science show the big busters
four times four times
if i say how does that sound like you're much stronger after doing that shit
what's worse i didn't fucking before my matches
oh yeah i'm scared you're way more focused and everything is going
I have the second one back at the top that's that technology that's that technology
Now we're never gonna lose
What now what now?
You see me?
Let's just out here and try to finish me.
I'm behind this box.
He's coming to finish me, he's coming to finish me.
Right here, right here.
Oh, you got it.
Well, down, down, down.
Why don't we go up there?
You're gonna die, bro.
Stay ass-hitted.
Oh, my budget, I won't...
What are you doing?
I'm gonna watch the show.
Sorry, boss. Sorry, boss.
I wanted to watch, boss. Sorry, boss.
I've never looked.
You guys are gonna watch the show, bro.
Try to get a little peep.
Get a little peep.
Give me the action.
Now, those guys were stream snipers.
Yeah?
For sure. For sure.
Oh, it's never been your player.
For sure.
Thank God, they're diarrhea aims.
That can't be bad.
I forgot, I'm not, I'm not, dammit, what, I'm thinking I'm stimming my ass and I'm over
throwing shit.
I
Lush up good jump. Oh got a hit mark
It's in what's the what's the what's the new red gun?
Yeah, the course back on the brown. Yeah
What came back
Only shitty thing or not being off and you got to heal your life now
It is kind of zesty
I miss octane
Good
He thinks cut to 300
Yeah, it was 10 to the other page. I heard you can change it to say right everybody
Now I'm gold three now I started gold for
Hmm
Pretty nice if you ask me
Savvy if you ask me
It'll something something
It'll something something
That's terrible
Word word word word
All the day
I was, I was rusting bro.
Oh it's been fantastic.
We're doing the Duke we have here tomorrow.
Yeah, we're watching this.
It's been so much fun.
Oh yeah.
I think we're shutting this server down this Thursday for a little bit.
You can tell you, Mr. Max, all those streamers in one place, they get a little feisty.
They get a little rowdy.
Good job, huh?
I
Saw I saw the drama at one of the streamers
Yeah, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do that
Intermittently I'm gonna shut it down on Thursday and then come back in a couple months boot it back up
Run a wiper dude shut it back down
I
Was picking give me why he got buffed and then whenever you go through his
Maybe she'll the first person
2x
She
Why I'm coming
I
Be up here
On his post left on top
I
Oh my god, he's so...
Oh, shit, they just... they boosted up me.
That... that was unfortunate.
I thought you guys both jumped up there.
If I knew only half a brain or four of a brain went off, I would have not watched it.
I was good, buddy.
I was... you just tell us about it.
You knew it.
It's all good. It's all good. I should have...
I thought Timmy, I thought Timmy Wimbledt has got a quarter brain over here. I'm not throwing these in the wild though.
I was cooking pal. I was at I was cooking them. I got that guy down to a smidgen of hell
Gee you come finish them off
Oh Mr. Resson P.S. A.M. I'm over 20. Good boy. Good boy. Good. I'm bad. Thank you my boy. Please change my boy.
Don't you worry boys. That was a one-off a mishap now. So I'm gonna get down to the bitty pretty right here
That's why we gotta take that's why we're gonna take off in a way for the brain. Oh, I mean, that's that's the reason right there
You see the way these jumps in there
It was a strategic move
Come on
This is PC lobbies
It was a strategic move
I am like a general and that was hero Seema
We I was going up there. I was gonna kill one boop off back down
Well, there were instant 3v2 3v2
We went
That's a good point. It's a good point. You could have
But then he made a 2v3.
That's right, a little flip-flop, a little flip-flop.
But it happens, you know, so we can't blame him on one bad thing, but he does it again.
Exactly.
Because he looks like me on Pathfinder, so...
Well, like, well, maybe like two mistakes.
But the difference between you and Pathfinder, bro, is that you kill those two guys up there.
He's just gonna get one to one shot and get down.
That's the difference, Timmy.
Oh, now I understand.
You know what, this game, maybe you should try fucking yourself?
I did. I tried that last game by following you. Look what happened.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Now let's ride.
Let's ride!
Fuck it, boys. Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Let's go go for the light bin. Oh, wait hold up. Oh, yeah. Oh, hold you by the light bin. They're mine
I think a team is on the heavy everyone
I
Look at that one guy at one day with it. Oh shit keep keep in a deck
Middle
Here we go perfect now we ride
Oh my God, he won.
I'm on.
I mean, oh, she won't see.
Oh my God, I should go to town.
Oh my God, he was a thousand of them.
Oh my God.
He's just cruel.
We all did pretty good that's what matters most
Oh, shit, I thought I thought I was lost in the act. No, you didn't
I'd run a team affirmation like that would be good for the team
Hmm that one of that knocks us fake does a re-knock
No, no, no, no, I got two real dogs one on the blood have one of the top three
Now were they on life support yes, but they were not
Was this any are you guys watching the Maggie is this the new heirlooms?
No, it looks like like fighting knives. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the one I have that yeah sick. That's cool. It's cool
Killing people on hospice nice pizza. It's boss
I think I'd run the Hoosie-Doosie and the other thing.
The Himmler.
The thing I had.
The Prowler.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is P. not going to be good?
Good question.
Good question.
Good question.
Keep the good questions coming.
Anybody else having good questions?
Hmm.
No wins this crazy.
We have two wins!
What are you talking about?
We have two wins, pal!
I think, we at least have one.
Say it one by one, just say it one.
Say it please.
I can't stop farting.
Can I go poop, please?
I got lotion on my shit.
How do you wipe?
Where is my dad?
All good questions, great questions,
great questions, keep them coming.
What the hell do the Hilo games get to do?
Sorry now.
You got big plans.
Big plans!
What you waiting for?
I'm looking at all we got to plan.
Is this water?
Introducing your champion.
What is this meat bomb with an illegal recipe?
Meat?
Yes sir.
And what the hell?
What the hell?
I
Do this man, I know I know I know it's not fair
I've got a good feeling about this one. This is the one right here
I was asking if you know, but if you think he kicks his leg, do you think it would break
or just severely injure him?
He's pondering.
He's pondering.
He's pondering.
He's pondering.
This is an in-depth question.
Have you done it if you don't know?
I
Yeah
At least we did this what he had placed that something we can be proud of
Well, I'm talking like that definitely definitely I'm gonna hurt his leg
I
You say you couldn't break my leg with one big boy
We see the peanut inside the outside of the show
Now I don't know I don't think it would break I don't think so big a lot of milk
It's your bones strong bones. Yeah, good for the bones good for the bones. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I didn't mean I think I could if I kick the hard enough on a
calf kick
A regular leg kick like to the tie. I'm gonna you're gonna be bruised for a couple months
Yeah, I know you'll think you could break a thigh. Isn't that the femur? I believe the femur is the hardest part in the body
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no way learn that out of house
Learn that on the tv show house even even if he is not experienced at like tensing like
If I side blind like you side blind someone a kick I probably break his knee
I'm definitely breaking your knee. No, no, no when you're drunk and shit and you get like a car accident
You don't get hurt at all. Well, like you're in a hurricane you get you complete
Oh word
I'm pretty sure if I was a 9 or 10 voodoo rangers you could hurt me at all I'd be like I'd I'd basically be a body pillow
I don't think something is there breaking me.
No!
No!
You ever meet nice dude, man?
Never met him!
No, I never met him in person here, bro.
Sometimes, like, he's a freakishly large, tall man.
And his hands are huge.
So whenever he comes and stabs me up, I kind of get a little afraid, you know what I mean?
This guy might fucking kill me.
Who are we talking about?
Nice wig.
Nice wig?
How big is he?
Is he 6x something?
I mean he's tall.
He's got like 6x4 or something.
He's being blessed as a good attorney.
He's fucking massive.
And then like fuck.
That's right.
Simple doubt.
This guy's probably doing like 2% of his power.
And I'm like, oh.
Hands on his thing a little bit.
Where we going boys?
Big white dudes bro.
Big white dude
Gotta be careful
I'm careful
Why is everybody coming I know why
I did do nothing
All right, I'm going far
Oh my god. I am so far. I'm so far. I have no idea.
No. I'm a big bloody d***. Darn it. We are pretty good at that.
His name is Livy Ark. Livy Ark? Yeah. His name is Ark.
Perfect, but
You holding down my body
Grandpa was on your body
He killed me and now he's holding down my body you so serious
I'm not going here.
I'm going here.
Yeah.
Are you? Oh yeah. Good, good.
That's like a behind me.
These are not going great.
I cannot tell a lie.
This next one.
This next one.
This next one is the one I see we drop in a placement
they'll be in.
We kill the stream cybers, get them out of the way,
then we play.
What do you think?
I like that one.
Yeah, I'm done.
OK.
Hide and steal.
One out, team, one out.
Devin dies. I'm kind of giving up on all that stuff.
I'll team save me. I'll team save me.
I've put that first pussy in the dirt because of my team.
That's a popular spot to drop.
There's a back lever.
You got this big you
Hey
Hey
We could hide our screens as well. I mean that wouldn't stop them from getting in the game
but it might stop from dropping on our PLI baby baby
i should fight out
alright give me jump master i'm gonna go out fly us
in 100 percent
okay all right okay
under the plan
sounds like a plan
i've dealt with this for years i know the counter
thank you
You're doing God's work.
I get a number six, two number dives, and a big dive.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Would you like to donate your change to charity?
Would you like to donate and round up for charity, chair?
No? Okay, alright, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, fuck them
Okay, this is the real one right here was I know the team around is a bit diminished after the last five as fuckings
It's not lucky it's time to get serious
Hi
Oh, yes comes here. Okay
Child bro, you may turn them on
One here tells me it's a lucky
I'll run off page like if you that jump pad
We actually had this thing that can just push us now brother
Need that jump pad
And this for you
Hey, no one come into us
I
Don't want to alarm you the team to our left is probably a good thing
Okay, God, God, God, we kill the best team in the lobby here
All the way bro. Yeah, all the way
He's like a pro team.
Are you serious?
He's hitting my weapon!
We can take him easy.
Pro and small.
What did you move on?
I'm a scam bro.
They're playing under Render.
Can't hear Render.
Yeah Render, you're still scammed though.
Hey, where are you guys?
I'm back.
Is your back over here?
I'm back.
This is not...
This is going to be a throwing game.
I'll throw in...
I'll throw on Vantage.
I killed him.
There's a rabbit here.
There's a rabbit here.
Got one.
Got one.
Take one.
Take one.
Flying chick.
Fucking big fat chick.
Go on.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
I'm going in.
Yeah
In a one twenty six inch out that pussy and it was
I had to wrap it up for the people for saying the other word, but you can talk like that.
I hit a 126 on that pushy.
What kind of site are you on?
All about maneuvering the rules, not following the rules.
Alright, Mr. Max?
That's the first lesson.
Teach me the ways, do you know what I'm saying?
I got you.
I got you.
You don't say one word.
Can I say so long?
You know, and then you finish it.
Why, what's happened so long?
You don't want to know.
You might get kicked off that front side.
Oh, good heavens, oh, good heavens.
Yeah, well, that's an obfine punch, obfine punch.
Sweet.
Oh, let's just say it's Mr. Chow's thing.
Oh, Mr. Chow.
Oh, Mr. Chow.
Oh
I really
ought to be gay, I don't even know how
Cricket
The Hago
Well, I remember who mr. Chow is
They get that one movie
No, it's like I feel invincible
How's your good movie? Oh, we're good movies any class movies
I'm sure I have but I was hoping a young age
Oh
How old are you now to me?
Oh, shit
That's the youngest shit, brother
Shit
But I was like
Hmm
Yeah, you know what, we fuckin' hit that rock.
That rock, right?
Destroy it.
That's RIDE!
Fuckin' it, boys!
Fuckin' it!
But my no, I might not alive. Oh, I can
Wait, wait, I'm gonna die six seconds. I'm dead
No, I'm good
Zoro!
Hey, the king, if I didn't know you guys came from...
Can you hear it?
Yeah.
You're probably going to be a trashy guy, that's why I'm here.
And that's the one in the game.
I'm down.
You're just going back in.
In the shop in shop in
Little shop in shop
the match is quite good you know a lot
nobody's picking up they're scared it's
Temeno
I'm trying to put all your goodies
I'll give you more to show you here
and then they'll all go on there
see what see what
yeah
that's right on there
do you want that
that's awesome
I know
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
Lock it.
I don't know, I'm gonna...
This is our game!
This is our moment!
This is it, boys. This is the one.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Stay focused.
Oh, finifices.
Goofballin' around!
Max!
You hit me, pal! No Goofballin'!
No new Boog-Goofin'!
What are you waiting for?
I need serious.
Super serious.
You need to do Goofballin'.
here these hoodlums
who got you guys?
we should kill this, we kill this
so they fly to us
they're going to die
shoot to another team
i'm participating
they died, they died, the entire team just died
I see you do boot goofing one more time. I swear to God. I swear to God
I'm fashion fuck
You do something right there over there
As soon as we go up there over there we die 100% that's just a hundred percent
Ha ha ha that's fine
I'm gonna kill right here
I'm gonna fire that sword and then you die
So I got them over the hip lock
Ah yeah
Oh yeah wait
I'm gonna be ganking
There's two ways to play this is the right way to play
They get points and win, there's the play to have fun.
They explain to me that intricacies are both bad.
You have fun?
I got one, I got one.
I'm so into my crap.
Give me that.
I
Got
Much better get back. I can't push you
Oh
Stop doing it!
Come on, get back!
Got him, got me dead!
There she is, there she is, there she is!
Dead!
Bring us inside!
Got him, got me dead!
Last team!
Oh no, I should get back to the roof though!
I see, let me!
Go, go, go, go!
I think I'm gonna die when I drop on the bottom here.
Oh, this is really good.
I can't.
I'm gonna jump out of here, do you want it?
All right, all right.
Here you go, here you go.
I'm looking.
Give me a fight, give me a fight.
Hit him, Richie, you ready?
Oh, this guy close, this guy close.
Come here, come here.
He's down, he's down, he's down.
Get you, get you, get you, get you, get you.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god, oh my god
I got I got running to the door, but I didn't know I got a so close to rain hit him for
191.
I
That's about it for me boys
I think that's about it for me boys. I think I got a little burger eating and a little bit of crying to do
We can't end on a loss. Yeah, you know, we have been losing for eight hours.
I don't know about this movie.
I think, yeah.
All right, all right, this is last one LT
Versus
You get W we're gonna win on this one now watch
Oh my goodness you almost had it right there boys you almost had it
Rasp
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, hi boys, I'm high pop, I want my jack in the box taco
on the pack, oh my goodness, what about your dream Pee Dunn, oh what's this, enough
Pee. We got rush tomorrow, the nuke event.
That'd be well rested.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Very well rested.
Well, Peter can hear the burgers calling.
Let me tell you this.
Singing the sweet siren song.
The sweet siren song of the seven seas, gentlemen.
They're calling.
They're calling.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm still playing Tog off peanut. I love Tog off. I would love to play Tog off
Unfortunately, we would just get stream sniped out the ass and die every way
And not the funny way not the fun way like apex. We get a couple kids sometimes get second place and third place
We go to that game for eight hours straight
We got a guy flying to our spot location and one tap at us with a combat knife
You are better you I don't know I'm pretty good at talking pal, but I don't know if I'm better than
God. Okay, they have invincibility. I hear you. We're still working on a private
Arch server private arch server and they come out on private archers. Hey, what's that that thing?
It was a thing
He picks his fellow so far as a game is a picture is better than it's ever been
It matches consistently got better every season for that's like 25 season
We will win. We will win. Yeah, we will win this one.
This is the one. This is the one. This is the one.
This is the one. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
YAH! Yelling is good for focus.
Street fostering.
I
Want to hear
He's running away 45 seconds. I want anything is building
We're gonna walk in this one.
Recharging sails.
I'm busy.
Hey.
He's very busy.
He's just a little further.
Go, go, go!
The team, the guy's pushing from the west.
Two, two, two.
Two of these guys.
The only one guy in there came in.
Get up.
The other team is gonna come over here.
That's one weak.
There's one.
There's one.
Got him.
I'm in the double digits
and I participated
Can you do something something?
I will have a quick hamlock and we'll see about it
just as I took it
This is a boys. I'm in the double digits of damage that's it
this is it
bad, bad
hooray!
good work team
is this fucking boots?
is this the boots?
those guys
oh y'all are up without guns
those guys were
phenomenal
pretty yeah
I let me eat
Follow me boys
Oh, what the hell is he doing here?
That was crazy, bro.
He's still in front of us!
I gotta jump that way, Bugs.
Right here.
Wait, where?
Oh, God, what the fuck?
I think it was the other guy.
I hope it's getting a little red.
Oh, guys in a red, they didn't see.
Oh!
Oh, that roof!
Oh, fuck my eyes!
Wait, the beatings?
There they are.
I'm going in!
FOLY!
I'm going in!
Stop going out!
I got him! I got him!
One shot!
I need that.
You trying to get thirst?
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get thirst, you know.
I'm coming up, I'm coming with you.
All right, thirst me.
I'm going to start.
I'm going to start.
I'm going to start.
Watch out, watch out!
He's low, he's low, he's low!
He got me, I'm gonna be dead!
Get out of here!
Go explore!
I got my boss, P9!
I got two bombs, I got two bombs!
Um, wait...
Oh, he got it!
I
Watch it
We are talking boy, we're cooking
We're doing pretty good
I
Good check
Good good. How much you got cheese some light little five
Was that back to the like
I have more damage than you and I have one kill that's crazy
I
All over again
You liar
Yeah
Here we go
Oh
How is all that heavy more?
You want your wife? Yeah
Yeah, a little bit of happy Emma there we go
All right boys watch boys boys. We got this we got this
I'm coming I'm coming
I
Did you bet
Too fast on it
the water
We have some heavy over here
How many miss events
I'm gonna hold them at the choke
The party right now you lost oh shit. They're done
Fire
I'm coming, I'm coming
Get to the
One team, one team
That's my boys, that's my one team, one team, one team, one team, one team
I see him
He's a robber, he's a sandwich
Haha, I hit the door
You gotta get out of here boys. We're not doing anything.
They're right here.
They're back here. We can shoot them. They're back.
No, they're back.
Okay, nice.
Hold them.
Hold them here.
They're back in here.
Jesus!
They just died?
They're gonna have to heal, so they can't walk around until they get to this place.
Do we win?
One guy went over though.
One guy got over bro.
One guy's on this way.
Hold that phenomenal.
That's one guy's watch.
Not my permit, my permit is me.
One guy's coming this way, one guy's coming this way.
If you hold that phenomena, I'm gonna help you.
That one gets watched?
That one's coming from the left, that one's coming from the right.
Cause he's coming from the left.
That guy's coming from the right.
He still hasn't died in the zone.
He's still up.
I'm not seeing this guy.
I don't think he's coming this way boys.
Yeah, I'm gonna hold my stuff here.
He's on the other side of me, bro
I can hear him
Check over there
Workout there boys, good, work out there, still count, still count.
Alright, I'm getting off.
I'm ordering a six-pack jack-in-the-box party packed tacos.
And I'm taking a shit.
The master plan.
The master plan.
The shit is 100% always there.
Alright, good play to you boys, good play to you.
He's the game. He's the game. Yeah, good night guys. Have a good night, boys
Tomorrow boys every time time shit. Oh
Oh good happens. Oh
my goodness
Tomorrow boys were doing the peanuts wasteland in runs
Judging all the art in the buildings,
for giving away the big prizes,
and then we're doing the nuclear event.
Big bomb, and whoever gets it first inside of the thing
gets 10,000 bucks.
Whoever launches it gets another 10,000, I think.
That's the plan.
That is the plan.
And then on Thursday, we got the AT&T Tournament.
I think it's cock and duty, block, cock, seven.
And then on Friday we're doing CS2 pack week, boys, pack week.
Ah.
All right, good night, everybody.
Good night.
What time is the nuke?
Well, we're gonna hop on at seven and do the judging.
And that should take about an hour.
And then the nuke comes out
That's when the nuke comes out that's when the nuke comes out. Yeah, probably like eight or nine p.m. So we're on that CT CT CT
How do we enter that's the best part you don't
It's art from the server
It's art from the server will be judging people and given
Oh, my dear, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a great time.
I don't know anything about art, so whoever draws me
probably wins.
But I'm also, I'm gonna have trade wrecks
help me out with the judging, just so that it's unbiased.
But if you guys see anything that's like
some type of zesty artist thing where you're like,
Oh my God, the strokes on that painting are robust.
If it's some type of technique
that is super impressive, let me know.
Let me know, otherwise I'm probably choosing
the brightest, coolest looking painting of like aliens.
Well, once again, maybe me.
Oh, and we got pieces,
what about that for the building competition?
All right, good night everybody.
Good night, gang, have a good one.
Good night now.
What the fuck?
Summit seems longer than PETA.
Is PETA the new on?
Summit strings longer than everyone.
You high?
Is this your first day on planet Earth, pal?
That guy, I told, I've said this before,
I'll say it again.
How does that motherfucker have a wife?
He's on 16 hours a day!
That's my question, that's my question.
That's my question, all right, goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight, goodnight now.
Goodnight, gang, have a good night.
Good night, everybody.
Goodnight now, have a goodnight.
Goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight now.
Have a goodnight now.
Good, goodnight, everybody, sweet dreams.
We please have a good night out good night everybody good night now
Good night everybody good night now good I died
Good night everybody good. I gave have a nice have a nice night good night now. Rest up. Rest easy now
Good night good night
Good night
Good night everybody
Good night now. Good night everybody. Have a good night now. Good night everybody. Have a good one. Good night
Good night
Get out of here
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!