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I am extremely late I am extremely late gentlemen I have to get moving the teacher me all the cock of duty black cock seven weapons
How are you fucking these do you know this five things with Thursday? I only had seven hours of stream
I just woke up from getting going to bed last night I'm right. I have no idea what plan I'm on
I hope all I do is pay for your games and sleep. I haven't even eaten today. I can't even shit anymore
I think I it's just stuck in there.
That's right.
Let me get my gang members one second, one moment.
We shall see.
I have returned to him.
I have returned.
Welcome back.
Thank you, good chair.
Also, Mr. Hutz, would you mind if I copy your image
you use on your cool X post and use it on mine?
Go ahead, sir.
Go ahead.
Thank you, good.
It also sends you a different one if you wanted it. No, I like how and this is what I look like something
Close you would be into
Yeah, very nice did you whip this up besides did you whip this up my guy did yeah fire him fire him at once
I want to make an identical loadout for each of these that have you want to say it wasn't doing serious business over here serious business
God get the tweet up
Up
Peanut you want me to tell you the perks that we're all running. Yeah
Yeah, hold on, but you don't have to put hashtag add your Twitter post, right?
Because when you do this, it's not required.
I got no idea.
I'm pretty sure, right?
I'm pretty sure you don't have to put hashtag add if it's not required.
Somebody back me up with this, double it?
Yeah, what's up?
You don't have to put hashtag add your Twitter post because they don't require
that we make a Twitter post, right?
Yeah, no, you don't.
It's not a deliverable.
Oh shit, this is business toxin box.
Big word.
Big word.
Big word.
Big word.
Big word.
Smart guy.
Big word for a smart man.
No.
Yo fuck man, I'm actually so cooked in this.
It's fucking doomed.
It's fucking doomed man, I'll tell you guys.
I was on scum's team last year, this guy's unkillable.
I
Wormed up and changed my sensitivity for 30 seconds about half an hour ago. We're good. I'll kill him
You have a slight chance of his teammates
shared
There's friendly fire there is really fire who's on his team
Oh shit.
Lily and Leslie.
We have a chance.
We have a chance.
We have a chance guys.
We think there's a chance.
We play to survive.
Yeah.
I've been told that Leslie already killed Lily once when they were practicing.
I'd love to hear this.
That's good news.
Keep it up Leslie, keep it up!
keep it up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You know, if you kill me, I'm going to
I will most likely kill you. I will
most likely kill you. Don't do it.
I will most likely kill you, sir. I will
most likely kill you. Don't do it. Don't do
it. Just don't. Just make a choice.
Not do. We consider that.
I don't want to. I'm just letting you know
I'm preparing you that most likely
will happen okay now now what we're gonna do is we have about 12 minutes till
the tournament starts okay we're gonna go in to a quick prime match with 1v1
you and me okay okay okay I don't think we have each other at it let me see
you my ad yeah we how do I how do I add you you might why this invite 20
players by default hold up one second I have to uncheck 20 fucking players like
We're gonna bite me through through the game. It's it's like a check mark thing. I
This is ridiculous. What the hell is going on?
Okay, we go now now that I've unselected 20 fucking people. I said I selected you there you go
You see it. I
Accepted your friend request
Those are friend requests. Yes
Okay, well now, how do I get how do I get to I don't get to here now? Oh, there we go. Okay guys. Good luck. Here we go
Shit
Zane and joined joined. Oh, yeah, we're 1v1 will quit you and me here. We go. All right. I apologize for beating your ass
All right, buddy. All right, I apologize
All right, I just my sense of the it's fucking done for you. You're done
You're done for your done for that's my sense of the maximum efficiency
Yeah, I clean my body
Sorry for what I'm about to do to you P. Okay. Okay. Okay. We got about we buy some
We probably got about 10 minutes here. Let's see what we got. Let's see what's going on, huh?
Let's see the best cock-a-doodle player is.
All right, hold me hold up. I gotta take my loadout. No time, no time.
Are we sure these are right loadouts?
That's what I was told. Okay, okay. All right.
Hey, Roz? Yeah, there we go!
Oh, sorry yo, that AR is actually nasty, huh?
Yeah, I wanted to use the FB7 thingy, but I couldn't, it wouldn't be searched by guys,
we're saying four times.
I really have to.
I mean, I'm in the middle, I'm just gonna keep her under the middle.
That's okay, all right.
I'm gonna figure out how to get to the middle, don't you worry boss, use your one quick
Oh
To easy to reason I missed a shot. I think I missed a shot
We should give you guys settings to the game. I don't have perks. I don't have perks yet
And they try game a getting way or no
I don't know what you're gonna that window
What settings do we need like turning everything on low and I got
I'm back and
Yeah, we won. Yeah, we won a game.
I'm out of ammo punch. Nice.
All right. Did you guys get classes?
Yes, I gave them guns, but Chad gave me.
So good luck.
We went level of you guys, right?
Max, Max, 120 user.
I mean, if you're trying to see things as well as you can,
or as best as you can, I would recommend one or three.
But keyboard mouse players do like to play like a 120, but that's for like wars. I'm more specifically
Targets will be bigger if you're on like 103
Targets will be bigger. Yeah, it's just like like yeah, like when you run into somebody
I mean, I'm I wasn't trying to explain Apple V but in this game like
You suck up on me you sticky snake
All right, all right, don't play it around let's get serious, okay?
We had bids
I'm looking to the one of the windows in the middle. We had pussy. Oh, what the hell is that? What's going on?
She's skate cheater
Are you do a great run at my my butthole? What do you do about what am I had?
Get out of there quick
For you
Oh, yeah, that's right you run bitch you run you got nothing you ain't got nothing
You ain't got nothing you you ain't got nothing buddy
Okay, all right, you're being sneaky you being facetious you being malicious
Yeah, you can turn off that motion blur. Yeah, how I do I'm not seeing a screen shake on my settings
I'm not too sure
Off
What's called camera movement
No, it's not.
Please, it is.
First person camera movement? Oh, yeah, at least. Oh, yeah, God.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now I'm cooking. Now I'm cooking. Now I'm cooking.
Hi, what do you have, boss? What do you have?
I've got them near you. I think I'm in the same building as you. Yeah, right here.
Where? Okay.
Oh, God, what you?
I need those perks. All right. The only reason you get nitty kills is that I got those perks.
Yeah, I'm hearing you step around you hear me. Yeah, I hear shit. I didn't say
Yeah, the ninja perk guys guys. I'm hearing that you guys might you know my need some graphics setting changes
Yeah, they want any graphics. I think I'm getting perfect at the end. I'm any how much
I mean telemetry, I mean, I mean it feels smooth as fucking butter if it feels great that I won't
I have a 59. Is there really any reason to take this thing?
What's all of doing?
I mean, what does this look like?
Office space? I don't know.
All your minions are coming over here to tell me that you need help.
At least let's start off the motion blur.
I don't know.
I mean, the motion blur has been off.
As soon as you joined the call, the first thing I saw, all peanuts live.
See you, Ned. You put me...
See my language.
That was a real message.
Excuse my language.
It's the truth.
Sorry.
Yeah, then my wife came in here yelling at me like,
Oh, you're terrible at your job and you should feel bad about yourself. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
That's a shame. Oh, can we just turn off your motion blur real quick just in case?
Okay, perfect. Yeah, my minions they they are determined but not always up to date on the latest information
I got you I got you much I got you
Who's winning am I waiting no, no, I'm not waiting. I'm not losing to some fat bitch
Yeah
Oh
That's taste real original
Fine. You want slide you want a side bitch? I'll slide I'll slide I got no problem sign
I got no problem slide. I'm mr. Slime. I'm mr. Slime
You can speak around. Yeah, they call me mr. Slime
The way I be slide
We're yeah, it's going to be hell having no footsteps everybody's just running around each other. Yeah
What are you saying
What are you saying?
All right, obviously my sensitivity is off obviously, okay a
Blind man can see that a blind man can see that. All right. Let me get my sensitivity up
Obviously, that's what's going on here obviously
Okay, okay, okay. I was in my settings. I was in my settings. You cheated you cheated timeout
Hey guys, they try to hear again. Just give you guys a nice little heads up that they have a Lottie code available now whenever you're ready
You're not going
and
Yvonne and uh double it you guys
Just in case this one doesn't feel good. Yeah, just kidding. So we need to hide screen to join this crap
No, no, we're all the account for wireless itself. You show the lobby code. You're fine. Okay. Okay. I'll listen to your chats
Wait guys, wait first. Let me get the pressure quick. It's hot. You have those I do. I'm right here. I can do it real quick
It's gonna be ninja
Okay, oh
No, where's my?
Ninja lightweight
fast hands
And what's the last one date? I can't get back to the lobby. I don't know how to get back to the private mode
Oh, well the last one you need to put on perk greed on the wild card the top right
I mean, I'm always even ninja and posse has the last one does not have lightweight
Yeah, go to the top right and there's a something called wild card. You want to turn on the next airy or greed?
It's the last one. Where do you join?
So you go back to the main menu where you created the private match originally so you go to
Find a match get a multiplayer find a match all the way the bottom left
Let's say private match and then set a creating lobby you click join and then you type in that code that they have in the team
Burnt peanut channel
Okay, okay. Yeah
And if anybody needs help just let me know
All right, it seems like a pretty good time to see the dog out
Perfect time check dead John peanut. I don't do controllers like he I'm on my own since he was the real man
Wait wait, I'm by the way, I've got to listen to everything in the set
I just don't want to ask you Jen. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no worries how to get into the lobby
I see you're a hundred percent certainly I can leak this code and nothing happens. Yes 100%
Okay, I guess how do I do? Okay? How do I put this code in? All right? You go to the private you go to multiplayer
Okay, and then finally click find a match
Okay, and then at the bottom left, it'll say private match. Got it. And then you click join pride and okay
Imagine and you type that code in okay the code is in I have leaked the code to everyone. No worries. Yep. Yep
Okay, all right, oh, I'm on the wrong team. I'm on the wrong. I want I want to go to the right team
for me I control are some different but
there's a button that says change team
wait they're on the wrong team do I say I
don't know who's going I don't know who's
on the right way are we I think a lot
of people are on team I'm going to team
to adapt yeah we're trying to go to
teams he'd be a room needs to go the
other one and over over your name there
should be a bunch of jake make change team may be our kind of eat up the mirror
and adapt and easy win gentlemen as easy went literally already in the back are
she blows literally already in the back I mean I can play this bad with my
moderate off we're walking away with the goal you know my boy oh yeah that's
good you know I'm watching I've been live for 12 hours so excuse the private
puns or the pirate puns or whatever the hell I made D I'm putting myself in
vocal time out into this game starts unless I'm called upon thank you they
join with the ship one with the crew I knew for my lethal do you want a grenade
that explodes after three seconds you want a grenade that explodes on impact
on impact not on you want to run a syntax I mean I can't fuck that up a
Scentax you throw it it sticks or something then blows up. Okay, what about the attack?
Do you have P grenade? No, I use a stun grenade
Okay, and then and then field upgrade put a trophy system on oh, yeah
Okay, everybody here knows what know what the trophy does. Yeah
Get it for winning
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I made these
Kaches balls. Yeah, something like that something like that
I was gonna tell you peanuts and turn off your menu music if it's too long. I'm gonna turn it off
I'm gonna turn my music sure sure sure I'm gonna turn my menu. I'm doubling my menu music
I'm gonna band that guy then I'm doubling my no, you know what tripling where's my menu music at? Where's that?
Great question. I'm tripling my menu music right now
It is getting done prox chat.
I think actually if you have voice chat on at all times like if you die they will hear
you for a split second but that might be a setting that is off in private match I don't
know.
He killed somebody.
Get fucked.
Um
Okay, you cannot turn the
You can turn the music up you really turned down all right
Okay guys wait guys listen, I'm not gonna lie to you. Okay
What what are the real chances we win this match right here right now? I
I
You're good. Yeah, this one. We're good against scum a brother. It's like fighting fandoms with all five Jim's in his gauntlet
Well, he's gonna be very hard. He was lost by the way, but secondly
Really quickly though. I have a question
Number one. Yeah, what game mode do we play it? We're playing a hard point
Overload and search destroy
Overload and search destroy. Can you explain me overload?
Yeah, so essentially how overload works. There's a ball in the middle and it's kind of like a game of American football.
You got to grab the ball and run into the end zone and that will score a point.
Okay, we grabbed the ball. Where's the end zone? Back at our base or their base?
Their base.
Got it. Secondly, secondly, let's just say, because I know a lot of us here are, you know, we haven't really played con recently.
played card recently, we don't know what we're really up against per se.
Yep, if we're owning, if we're killing, fine.
But let's just say someone here, W, of course, finds himself in a position
where they're just getting shit on.
They are making almost no difference.
What can someone do in each of those three game modes that isn't doing great?
What can they do to make a difference?
Up their difference.
Great question.
Great question.
I think what you do is you just sit in a corner until you get one kill,
So you can see the ball go through the net,
momentum swings in your direction,
and then you just start spreading like a psychopath
and we're locked in.
Okay, okay, okay.
And then hard point, I'm just gonna throw my body at it.
Yeah, so listen, I'll give a quick rundown.
For a hard point, when I say rotate,
there's 60 seconds on every hill.
And your success in hard point is dependent
on what side of the map you control
when the next hard point is about to open up.
And a lot of the times,
hard points will like swap to the other side of the map.
So if there's 20 seconds left
and they have control of the hill,
a lot of the times it's better to cut your losses
and run to the other side of the map.
So we have control for the next 60 seconds,
if that makes sense.
If that, listen, at the end of the day,
we're gonna have fun with,
and I don't think it's gonna be as hard as you think.
Just shoot the gun and we'll figure out.
I'm not gonna be making a single joke not even a single fat riff on hot you swear
Not really not really. I mean if we're like winning or losing by a ton
I might start ripping fat jokes, but until one of those two things happen. I'm not even looking at my chat
I'm not even only three of them. I'm focused
I'm focused up. I'm focused at jokes
No, no, no zero fat jokes until we either winning by a lot or losing by a lot and then I ramp the fat jokes up to infinity
guy Nick nature that last that last one I eat that boy like that boy have fun
winter be locked in here is a loser I'm being locked in I'm not doing that I've
been doing that this is a real thing double it oh oh I see I see it was
harmonic yeah I mean you know me what the hell am I gonna do with that what do
you want me to do I dude I don't know like how good are you compared to adapt
But that's not a bad player, but I'm gonna take shots in the shirts. Oh
Listen, I mean I mean he ain't
You know, he ain't one of them up was he he could do trick shots
He can't play the game. He ain't no master like us. I'm up with that will probably be the hardest kill on the map
But that's about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I think you can have some crazy jobs in Apex.
Thank you.
We have some Amers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the last thing I'll say is that once we get like 60 seconds into the game at that
point, your field upgrade will pop and you'll have a trophy system.
So if you find yourself on the hill at any point, just there's a button that you hit,
it throws down the trophy system and it'll block stuns and nades.
I'll be throwing down trophies as much as I can.
So you guys probably won't have to worry about just worry about shooting and going forward, but I just want to say that I a lot of wants
That's what he's got to be. I don't think he's gonna be nice
Last time we played hardpoint with scump, he never wanted to be the guy on the point because obviously he would be wasted
Exactly
So obviously we want the same thing right?
That's why I asked each other that question of people who are not doing as good
What do they do during the three gamebugs? You're saying during that we just me and Hutch throw our bodies on the point
I'm sure
Me and Hutch
Alright be it a hot
Me and I
You know will be on the point I will be close by to offer my assistance. Okay. Okay. You stay close you stay close
You do you want to take me one second?
Wait does the point you kept faster if there's more than one on no no no
It's it's now you don't have to capture the point
You just got to be on every every second that you stand within the zone you get a point for your team
So there's no way yeah, yeah, sorry
Yeah, well you know
Okay, I don't really but yes
Yeah, you guys run at the hell we'll do what scum said last year
You're a new captain now perfect
About what have you played League before I
Watch you play League a lot and I really enjoyed it
Okay. Word on the street is that you go Timo mid.
Ah, Timo mid is probably the greatest call for our city. I'm not playing mid for us, right?
No, you are. You are. It's you and Peanut Soul.
Alright, well I want to play Ziggs then.
Oh, okay.
Or a really, or a really in soul.
I have a good, I have a good one.
I think you could play something with a stun. 99% of streamers are solo. I could do a little poking.
Yeah, sorry. I'm outplayed immediately for money.
Hard CC is like the king, but I'll forgive me.
Yo, listen to me. WSU literally dropped like 40,000 kills when we played against you.
If it matters what I play at all, I'm going to be disappointed.
Okay, okay, okay. Jesus. Well, you have a hundred K of her first place, right? Yeah. No, you have a
Hold on. You're gonna be the CC right now
Double it. What's that character as soon as that you got past like 20 minutes a game afelios or something and then all of a sudden you just start carrying
Yeah, we're kind of hoping Dave talk to her just one. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you boys
I hope that he carries one.
I hope that he carries one, bro.
I forgive you, thank you.
You just tell me who you're playing.
You give me a target, I shoot at it.
Thank you.
I got you, I got you.
I'm gonna say Galleo Shen.
Shen?
I'll find something that's fun too.
Watch out for me on that Malfight last...
That was pretty fun.
Okay. Fuck yeah.
I just joined up.
bacon burger last night at 8am followed by a leader of chocolate milk and then a small
chocolate milk that I got from Starbucks. I just popped a six million light and I have
not felt the diarrhea yet. So at some point that's going to hit and that might be a problem
for our team.
Yo, peanut dead ass. Where are you from? Why are you saying milk like closey?
Milk.
Chocolate milk.
I say it how you're supposed to say it. You are the cretin crawling out of some cave somewhere
saying it wrong.
Say water.
Let me see how you're gonna say it.
Alright, guys, Summit's team and Ludwig,
or T1 and Ludwig are playing right now,
if y'all want to watch.
Oh, see, oh, see it.
We play at the same time as them.
Oh.
Do we wait for them?
I forget how this goes.
It's looking like it, yeah, it's looking like it.
Oh, we wait, we wait.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, let's do it.
Where do we find it, where do we find it?
ATT on Twitch, ATT.
Amazing.
And that's it
Oh
Whose comfy beats
Oh got it where he ran right into time and he has looks like hard boys first
stay in there I'm pretty good at getting there oh wait they're starting our match
in the next minute or so just adds up they said
I'm not gonna let you down. It's my teammates fault not mine. You gotta believe
Okay, I'm also streaming League every day this week getting ready trust me. I will get better
You're gonna practice
We can always I think playing oh, that's great like
It's fun and we get the flavors mixed skill levels, which is like way nicer than
We got to change your guys score streaks real quick. Oh my god. Oh, oh, yeah good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good works weeks
Yeah, all right, so go to the weapons tab guide and
Instead of low knots right in the middle. There'll be score streaks. Hi, boss
Okay
And you want to turn on
No RC car. Oh my god
That's a loud. Are you kidding me? It's a lot in search. I don't know if it's a lot in hard points
I don't think you can use it in hard points, but well until they tell me that I'm gonna use it
This car is fucking broken. We're starting. Oh fuck. We're starting. Oh
Oh, I don't worry about the score streaks
I mean, no one told me.
Don't use it in that respawn.
Don't use it in this game, but in search you can.
Okay, guys.
Okay.
Gotcha.
All right.
The hard point is literally straight ahead of us, right in the middle of the map.
And for the next hard point, 60 seconds from now, it's on the opposite side, so basically
where they're spawning, the back right.
We'll start there.
We're going over stress about it.
Yes, Chef.
Okay.
When you come out the middle of the map, there's gonna be a window to the left.
There's gonna be some people there, and then there's just gonna be two poles in the middle.
You're gonna see these people there. Just get out of the hill. We'll figure it out.
I got a good point.
Secure the object.
Move your deal.
Hostile personnel have captured the hard point.
One's sitting in the back left spawn.
Oh, I actually have like a timer. Okay.
Hit it up.
Hardpoint locked down.
Hardpoint contested.
Two push it up, one low, one low.
Emerald dead on site.
Hostiles have the hardpoint.
You're doing great.
Nice.
Is it Q on the opening area or like the left?
Yeah, the right side there.
I got one, just try to get to the middle of the hill if you guys can.
on it I'm watching you guys right side testing hard point just worry about
what's in front of you I'm on top of lift all right so we got a new hard
points already up on the back right we're all spawning here so we can go
go together. Thanks much, thanks much. One right, watch out, they're dead. No one.
They're throwing nades. There's one, there's one, they're laying down in the back. Ooh,
steps one
there's there's there holding that
we're going to do
left everybody go left
beat them to it
about this time to start up and go as far left as you can you're where you're at
right now
Where it's going. It's right on the other point located. I'll pick up the middle of the map. You guys don't even got to worry about it
Got one in the middle of that one
They push in the middle of the map right now, they're gonna be in the middle spots to right
And then people gonna stay on your left as well. I'm trying to pick up your left
One left then
See you a V established overhead
off that was your inbound
Yeah
All right, we're doing all right only down by 30 it's not a lot in this game mode
They're using UAVs and stuff
They're actually using banned sports streets, so I don't know what that means
and I said that means we use bans for seeds well I don't think we have UAVs or
counter UAVs on they're actually not supposed to be doing that because they
can see we're having a map and we don't have any way to do that back
I'm back left. Next our points up.
Where the fuck
He's on the point
Contesting hardpoint he's laying down on site
Hardpoint contested
I'm happy with behind me
Testing hard point. I'm deaf on the side
We got 13 seconds left it's gonna come back
I'm it here in mid
I
We make a big comeback
To the dead night
we're doing great everybody just hold exactly where you're at yeah I'm dead I'm
dead I died to the right I'll go right back there
got a minute yep I mean it's straight across from you guys
I don't get what I'm up he's coming around behind us see you guys right turn
around and look right got it looking
Yeah
That's where the hills going
On site
Beautiful made I'm coming
We're gonna fight that staircase. That's where they want
We're gonna be pouring the backside there now until we get them a swap and then they're just falling exactly where you guys were at just now
I'm just going to get straight ahead of you guys, down those stairs.
Hotch me, that's me, hotch me.
Hotch me, I'm going to be down the whole time.
That's good though, we got good time.
We're down by 30, we got plenty of time.
Now you guys remember the middle of the map where we were, hotch where you went last time,
that's where the rules go.
You're on the right side, I'm going to start going there now.
Yeah, I'm heading over there too.
Let me see if you can keep contested this or no?
Uh, you can if you want.
Hardpoint located.
They're just, they're laying in corners. That one's lost.
We should all go to that desk.
That's fine, everybody come to me if you can.
Oh, good.
On what side?
Oh, alright.
I'm not sure what side you're going on.
Hardpoint locked down.
Oh, one push mid, one push mid, watch out.
Mid, mid, mid.
Not good.
that's fine, that's fine
what is this fucking
current on the
I know
I'm dying to a turret bro, what the hell is going on?
what the hell is that?
I didn't know there were a lot of us that if they are
I'll use an RC to destroy that thing
Yeah, sure
All streaks that can be selected
Oh my goodness, that's a good price. It's not good for us, but we'll make it up in the next in the next map
I
Go next yeah, no, we are next to a guest. Yes
It's not that many boys. No, you got one here as well. How do you even use it?
Oh my goodness, is that what y'all?
Got one on the point
Contesting hard point you got behind me. Oh my god hard boy locked down
the costiles have no pressing their advantage take control of it yeah lucky
we got lucky right now it detected yeah
point there's only one left because we have point yeah I'm gonna respond to
back there next to you guys still be there on this point bro
You're inbound
I'll tell you a V established above
Hardpoint located
We control the hard
Thanks
I did not know that how strong these streaks are dude. I died
I guess I'll take you out for that, but
What they said it was CDL rules and in this CDL you can only use like three different
Generally had no idea
That's all good. That's okay. That's okay. Well, how many more rounds do we have?
So we have search and destroy next I think or we're overload and we got plenty of time
We'll be okay. That's easy. That's easy talk and let's double check. Can you double check the locks on the on the score streaks?
Yeah, yeah, so basically now from everything I learned anything that you guys see on the score streaks
You can use so you get to pick three of them
What I would recommend is that everybody just does like the first
You do a UAV
Gotcha
Is all you got to do is get four points to get that for the ad for going to search and show
We should use an RC car because that's like
two three four kills and then
Maybe that's skewer the skewer would be nice
I
Have to swap you a B or RC you might have another one check then you're right. You're right. I did have another one checked
Okay, I'm good. What are over clocks those don't matter
Over clocks are it basically makes it more powerful, but those shouldn't be on but if they're on you should use it
You just basically just do whatever you want with it. I'm not like nobody's told me any fucking rules at all
Oh, yeah. Oh my god. We're just in the next. Oh, it's going in. Oh my god. Locked in
Listen for this it's one life. That's it. There's a bomb side to the left side
It's a bomb side in the right side and we're defending on this first side. Yeah, what are they?
Oh, it's like you play your life the diffuse
The key to get the fuse. Yeah, I don't know what it is for keyboard mouse
But we get play same match, that's good the point F right now because he is good at this game
Okay, this is like yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll go be stay alive. Stay alive. Search and destroy
Protect the objective. We got one B right now. We're probably need somebody to help him. I'll go over there
One sniping mid map
Oh, there's to be
Two two two two one's one HP
What's my bad? Yeah, I thought it'd be right now
All right, two be three oh
My fucking god they're planting they're planting
and
some
to repeat what what i think we should do
is we just for offense we just go to the same bomb together and we just
overloaded
overloaded
Quarter size. I don't know a quarter size. I'm just fine. Uh
Here we're gonna throw them off
We're all gonna go left instead of right like they did because they're idiots. Let's go ahead. Okay. Yeah
Now listen there is a roof that you need to jump over so you don't fall off it, but that's it
Bird yes, chef. That's much much. I'm watching the left side. You guys run up the right
for sure gonna flank right probably I'm gonna push up here real quick to flank
one's lit and I'm dead I'm carrying her down one plank
one more to your right high speed one enemy left oh yeah 2v1 just stay there
first second we got 40 seconds let's see if they make a mistake. If you can, grab the bomb and run to me at A.
We got 28 seconds. He's gonna sprint to me.
I want one shot one shot just get laid about clear he's running all the way
around bomb going down
I
Want to fuck it up. Oh, I'm all I can in what search and destroy
Did I get I'm gonna sound off like that was all assets move to engage
Yeah, it was pretty loud, right?
No, I couldn't hear shit.
Oh, shit.
Couldn't hear his footsteps at all.
Oh, one B.
Oh, there's some there's some A.
Spanning me.
Not. Oh, my God.
You guys stay up there. I'm here.
Still a couple of them.
There's two outside B.
Yeah, one's in the middle cut right now.
I'm like, push up on you guys.
Have a UAV sir, don't worry about the rat, we're out a little bit.
Oh.
Myth is in the middle, let me jump.
That's good shots.
The enemy has planted the bomb.
Work not done, get back out.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
That's all right, we just gotta keep winning the offenses and we're fine.
The defense will go. Fuck it.
Search and destroy.
Same thing, what's the plan there?
Invest in you do not let us let's uh, I think everybody should just find something like an 80s
It and then wait to see if they push and then we can work off of that after
So we can all just do what they did and go to be together and we'll be fine
It's totally up to you guys one on second floor mid
We are almost out of time. Buckle down and take this.
Oh, we might need to do something, right? Yeah, yeah, we start pushing up. I'm trying
to work up A right now. We're working on B. All three of us B.
I'll meet you guys there. I'm in I'm in I'm in
Charge this back side watch man. I got this side. I got their side
Wow, yo, he's uh, he's gonna be pushing you guys back right side. Oh, then I got their son. I
I like this where you're at hutch
Make sure somebody can see the bomb just in case what though skewer release detected
He's released a viewer you're
Great job
Don't check it for five more seconds and you win. Are you checking out?
All right, you won. Good job.
Grand shot.
Two easy two easy.
So he's performing training.
Yeah, yeah, boys.
So he had a streak called a skewer, so basically he'll throw it up in the air and it'll just come find the nearest target.
Who shot him, two men?
Yeah, I didn't even know he had that. It's kind of hard to tell with time of people on that, but...
You didn't really do anything. You didn't you did nothing wrong
Defend the I haven't already see XZ when do I use that you could use that whenever you want and I suggest use it this side
Hey, so I'm besides
Oh, I don't know what you want. It's okay. Oh, there's
Oh shit, I start to watch me get him.
I'm through this.
Oh shit, I'm on the right.
He's pushing up.
He's got two.
Alright, you guys are in a 3v1.
You guys can all just get together.
I'm gonna take this around.
Did Miru kill herself?
Oh my god.
Did she jump off the map?
No way!
I see her here.
Okay, Ping.
Just jump back across my beam, right in back to B.
Yeah.
I should just run together no matter where you go.
Actually, why don't you just fuck me?
Just hold hands, genuinely.
I'm with you.
Let's go this way.
Follow me.
And if you guys don't see him, B, just loop back around to A.
Going back there.
Yeah, I like this.
Everything you do, just do it together.
Oh my god, oh my god, good work out there. Good work out there. Yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, come on. It's so handsome. You're so handsome. Oh, good. Let's go boys. Oh
Yeah, go
I'll be hot. I'll be right now. Good. Oh, I'm skinny. All right. You guys want to do something weird?
You guys want to do something weird to try throw them off a little bit? Go ahead?
I will all just gonna run up the middle of the map. I'm not kidding. Just make it chaos. He said
Yes, yes, absolutely. We got a wrong lead. We're on offense. You do something weird
They won't expect it. Okay, it doesn't work. It doesn't work, but I'm going up mid bomb dropped. Okay, right now
One shot nice job. Just keep going. Just keep going straight through
I'm lit. I'm holding back
I
Now we can split off today
Sure, let's do it
You got bomb come back whoever's in the middle come back. You have the bomb in your hands
And just go over there. We're almost out of time
Take this
Hey, uh
How'd you bob where you a bomb? I have bomb you have Bob. How do I play it? Oh the nap?
We're setting up. I didn't pay to myself. Please don't die
I got the outside balcony the green balcony you guys can see the bomb right
All right, yeah
Perfect doesn't make a sound if it if yous. I not really know
The hand that's him
Everybody good work team
All right. All right. All right. I have a UAV this round call it out, and I'll call it in okay, okay?
Okay, I saw my
I think there's probably a 15 there might be like an eight second delay before you use it before you can use it
I'm not sure if once the round starts try to use it because it lasts like 30 seconds if it does if it says
There's a delay everybody. Just try to stay alive until the oldens it up. That's okay. I'll use my RC XT and run up mid
Corporation needs your best today. It is that simple
Authorizing you a B. All right perfect
Now you can see that on your map. They're all going towards B. They're all going to be right now
I'm gonna go try to flank right away and hold on
We said pushing for it pushing for it
What?
No plant, shake up.
No plant yet.
Great shots. Last person's FB. Try to help Hutch.
In that shed, in the shed, in the shed, in the shed.
No!
Wait, did I kill you, Nade Shot?
Yeah, it's okay.
No, don't tell me to kill you, bro.
No, I'm sorry.
No.
First time ever, my parents are sorry.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm sorry.
Don't even worry about it.
I'll do an RC car anymore.
Is there any way to tell who's on your team?
Yeah, it's a giant blue circle on him.
I didn't see that.
I'm sorry.
You love it.
Okay, I have an RC car as well. Yo, listen, listen somebody stand right here. You guys see somebody stand right here
You see this watch. Look you're right. Yeah, no behind you behind you come behind you
Right
Without dying
Right in front of you. Oh my god. I need driver's stick
Never mind. Don't worry RC cars. It killed me two rounds in a row
We're doing great
MTC is nearing zero.
There you go, double that.
Oh my god, one mid B, one mid B.
They're probably flanking, nice.
Go ahead, take side together, I'll hold flank.
He's really lit, he's really lit. I'm completely out of ammo.
Switch me, I'll come.
Keep on plant bomb.
I
Shot him one
He's one he's one I depth one
Hi for for all good I get it boys knocking it
As long as you don't kill any more teammates with our old RCXD cars, we should be good.
Yeah, we should be solid.
We should be solid.
Hey guys, you want to do something crazy again?
What?
Yeah.
I think we should all run down the middle of the map again.
What's up top mid though?
What's up top mid?
I think when we are mobile playing together, it's our best bet.
Not kidding.
Let's do it.
If you don't want to, you just tell me.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Back up, back up, back up.
Don't do it.
They got away there.
We're above, hostile skewer inbound.
And they got a skewer trying to play somewhere inside.
They're going to be sprinting at us,
because they know where we're at.
That's pretty balanced.
Wait, so he can shoot me with the missile, whenever?
No, the missile has a mind of its own.
We're just going to try to wait out this UAV.
OK, let me know when it's a good time to do it.
When the top left of your middle map stops blurring,
we can go.
One on the right side, right side, myth, 1 HP, pushing in.
I'm watching.
I'm splanted B.
Yeah, he's gonna just be annoying on our flank.
Oh my god, there's someone here.
Mid spot, middle.
Yeah, off he goes, get a UAV, god damn, man.
I know, man, this is crazy.
have to worry about the back left and they could be pushed up on the top right house over here.
You're almost out of time buckle down and take this
I'm going to bomb. Yeah, I got your door.
He just, he just knows.
One second down right side of the door, right side of the door.
Why did you shoot me? Do I piss off with that? What's that?
I didn't even press any button near that button.
What's red?
I'm not sure. Can you guys see the bomb?
One hospital for me, take them out.
SOOOOOOON!
Okay, okay.
Oh, well, putting on my headshot, would you play at the bomb?
Is it autopilot to pistol, or did I pick something?
Uh, I actually don't know.
Got the list, that was beautiful, brother.
Two more down there, yeah, that was crazy, that was crazy, good work, good work, good work.
I mean, that was the combo, though, didn't you?
The song got a little good.
It's a good point, which is, oh wait, that's what I thought it, I could've swung it, so I had to destroy it.
All right, we have offense again. I have the car
Sure
Destroy the objective we got the bomb
I'm going a with it. I guess
You not
Oh, there's one on the left side
Dude this is fucking useless. Okay bottom there, man
There's not much time left to lock this down
Yeah, we hit that on a okay, who's your body we bomb over there
One enemy left.
Yes, double left!
Hang on, double left. Get a band.
They're shooting at me.
They're shooting at me.
One, one health on him.
Wait together.
You guys are going to 2v1.
Where you at? Where you at?
I'm going.
You guys are going to have to plant the bomb.
You have 25 seconds.
Where's the bomb at?
Protocol.
Where did he?
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Listen, listen, go in your score treaks immediately.
Yeah, right and take off the RC car put on that scalp also put on the UAV and then put on the skewer
Yeah, yeah, I got you a scalp closer. We're not the first one on value on the first one
Yeah, that almost looks like a personal UAV, right? Yeah, okay?
All right
What's this next mode over clocks? What is that? Oh, Julie, we're gonna have to do it for the next match
What's this next mode? It's overload. It's like a football
ball in the middle and
You got to bring it to the other side of the map
right
Oh my gosh, I updated the wrong.
Okay, I saw the ball.
I saw the ball see-car.
High-fall does.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay.
The ball's going to spawn in the middle of the map.
You see this green point right in front of us?
Yeah.
We have a little bit of damage.
There's one to the right.
And then look to the right of this truck.
There's another one over there.
They have to grab the ball and bring it into one of these zones.
If you die, you're going to keep most likely spawning this back left corner.
So just make sure that you push up to the right.
You're going to get a feel for it, but it's kind of harder to explain.
I got
All right, so all right, listen for overclock
Overclock is basically
When you click into like every like your stun your nade your score streaks and you could basically upgrade it for free
Wait, wait, how do I upgrade them all right? So go to so go to your score streaks and for me
It's square and you just click overclock or are
Wait, tell us what overclock to do for each of the three you told us to do scott pulls whatever card
It'll show you you just put on
Lower cost dispatch you get it over and over and over again, baby. I
Got you I said you lower score cost. There's nobody anybody's using rockets
That's why they had so many, was that lower score cost, I guarantee ya.
Wow, it's so crazy how much advantages you just get before the game even starts if you like.
Yeah.
You know what to do?
This is-
Yeah, I'm sorry, I genuinely didn't know you could use that.
I just truly had no idea.
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
It's okay.
We're in game three right now and these guys are choking hard, we have momentum.
You know how fucking devastated they are right now that they lost last round like that?
Oh yeah.
I think these guys are tilted.
Yeah, they just quit the game. They just raves quit. Yeah, we made a rage quit mid tournament. They're past
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie. I trolled the first that never faked a rage with either
I didn't realize how important soundless in this game
uh new code has been all right so we leave this lobby and go next
the overclock on tactical how do you do that we would
private match
this one's not working boy is this the code work for you guys
I missed anything last five seconds. What's going on?
Yeah, make sure you apply your overclock cell your stuff in your in your thing too
And your trophy system all that stuff
Wait, you can do to the trophy system. Oh, he says some of your sun grenade all that stuff
Two codes in the chat. It's much as much
Let's go guys pee fuck. Yeah, man. Okay, hold on
Overclock has been on long
What you can overclock a fucking frag grenade
Ready cool pretty cool. This is what this is crazy, bro
You know overclock a stun grenade
faster charge time I'm in I'm in I'm good to go boys good to go good to go last match
boys one to one best two out of three would do it footfall con ball fucking it
Walking in walking in
Leaked we saw code again. I was too quick with the buddy. I'm way too quick
All you saw was a flash of light on your screen
All you saw was a flash of light on your screen. You have no idea what it said literally no idea what it said
I boom bam. I was in you brought you could even blink in the time
It took me to put the code in and passing set you have no idea what that code is
GKDCC, why you making that up?
Fake code, fake code, Faker, Foney, Fake, Foney.
So I get that thought, the boy outfield,
chats yelling at me for a fake code.
You're trying to fool me.
I'm trying to figure that out right now.
I'm hearing that's the, that's the matter.
Hey, what's going on?
That is the matter.
Here, I'm gonna put something in our discord
and try to explain how to import a fucking code
is gonna be impossible, but I can try to walk you through it.
What are we importing your code for?
Uh, a class?
OK.
Hold on.
I think it's pretty easy to import a code.
You open the gunsmith and you press three.
It's in options.
What's the gun?
Yeah, I know.
All right, go ahead.
Now, go ahead.
What's the gun again?
The Voyac.
The Voyac.
Needs pretty much to trust Needshot.
Needshot works.
Needshot.
Yeah.
I'm supposed to do ninja fast hand 630 lightly, right?
Uh, I think so.
Yeah, look.
If you were telling me that I had the wrong, I had the wrong ones.
Um, okay, let's do, I was just caught out, was just caught out.
Hold on.
Pistol attack.
I just got a code from the chat. They said this is the meta one. I would probably share
that. All right, I'm trying to figure out your
I was playing this game and I'm in the chat. It's there
I'll click the gun again and select the build. What do you mean click the gun again and select the build how do I
I don't see any coded any chat. It's in our AT&T group chat
Supposedly that is meta
Okay, okay, this is my god. Yeah, this is like it's gonna bring us up to another level better. Oh
What is oh, what is this?
Well, I hear what we got is that we got is that it's a sorry for the boy act they are. Yeah, whoo everyone's using supposedly
Overclock everything
It means you'll come every day. Yo, Nate thought they're asking for you to join
Yeah, I'm trying to just figure it out that you can use legitimately everything in the game, and I should have known that but I would just change some things up on my way.
Is that the thing we would use like the V-Mix?
You're drilling?
We're about 30 this time.
She never know, I don't know, who knows.
I can't do that.
Alright, we're good to go.
Wait, wait, wait, let me oh clock.
Oh shit.
You're like scaling the stars.
Oh shit, it's so real.
Oh shit.
I don't know where Nadeshaw is.
No, I'm here, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh shit, all right, let's go take a look.
It's not when it's here.
Fuck it.
Fuckin...
All right, listen, this game is very fast.
The only thing that you guys need to know is that the ball, like when you see somebody
on the other team that has it, right?
It's on a delay.
Yeah.
So they're ahead of whatever you're seeing.
Like by a couple seconds
Yeah, I see it things it delayed. Okay. Yeah
So, but the number one objective is to kill them first and then take a goal the ball right? You're never going to sneak the ball
They all just left the game again. I'm not sure what they're doing. What the hell they do it. I don't know
I'm getting where they're leaving the game because they don't like to spawn they get
Yeah, let's go on the map
You think you're thinking
It's basically, it's three lanes, the middle of the map, it's just like three wide lanes
with a couple buildings inside, that's it.
And all the buildings are very small and honestly besides the building that's in the
middle of the map, which is just one hallway, are all kind of irrelevant.
There's, I know it's going to sound complicated, so there's two buildings on each side that
have a window into the middle of the map, and then there's one long hallway in the middle
of the map, and that's basically it.
So what is happening right now?
We actually know what why leave it really leaving. I
Think they want to spawn on the side that we've been swarming on which at the end of day
It doesn't matter because you play both sides
Same way you play surgeon destroy, but then what now I honestly a base on principle
I should be leaving till we get that side back. I
Mean, what this isn't real like are you sure that's are you sure that's for sure? That's why they're doing it or no
Yeah, but you got a crazy
He went through that we went through picks and bands and you get to pick a side
But again you play on both sides on the
They have a right to that side
Yeah, it sounds like it. Okay. Oh, yeah, my I'm gonna say if they're just doing this how to fucking know
I was gonna keep leaving till I get that
I
The new guys just another jake and pick Karen moment
Yeah, I'm hearing that they're doing it to cause mind games to try to get in our heads
We're getting in their heads these guys will legit freaking out over a side select
If you're absolutely better, you should just play like who cares these guys have like the craziest loadout on first map
Get in score streaks crazy as loadout. They still lost
Yeah, I don't know what we're going what we're going my games are playing the play they're freaking out over there. They're freaking out. I
Can I can smell the nervousness. It's all good. Yes
Yeah, I think the problem is that I'm not should have told everybody change sides
And I think the leaders of the lobby can make people change sides. So I don't know
Yeah, I got the suit. I got the suit. I'm gonna open up the stream really quick.
I'm unleashed guys. I'm unleashed. I needed a game of warm up.
Oh, we're going in. We're starting?
Yeah, but there's no one in our game.
I hope that they put us in here and it makes the other team fucking forfeit for doing this stupid shit.
This is wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just play the damn game, man. Fucking hey.
It's craziness. What are they doing?
But I've been in here. All right, let's go learn the map. I would love to learn the map
I know that then they're gonna complain that we're like using this down time, but no
What's that? What's with the crabs? You know there?
Let's get back.
Hey, we need to watch right here.
I guarantee you someone sits up in there.
Yeah, yeah.
That seems like a nice spot.
Also, like, it's pretty easy to, like, unpeak up here.
I think I can kind of, like,
How do you pick this thing up?
We picked up.
We got to show you.
So it's an automatic pickup.
You do not have to press F.
You just run it, OK?
Got it.
OK, got it.
By the way, H.O., when you get it over to the other side,
you can, is it automatic drop as well?
You press F.
Yeah, you just got to run it in.
Literally, just physically run it in.
You just stand there or just run through it?
Now you just gotta run into it, like it's a portal.
Got it, okay, got it, got it, okay, got it.
Okay, so picking it up and dropping it off is literally just a simple stepping on it, okay?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's actually good, yeah, that's good intel, that's good intel.
I would have definitely made up to try to look at it in press F,
which probably got me killed in the first one.
So, these guys want to participate in the tournament at any point, or what do you say?
No.
Oh no, let's just min-max before the game even starts.
I feel, I like almost got tempted to open one of their streams up to see what they're doing, but then that would be like kinda...
Not cool, because they might be talking about strats or something.
That's true, that's true. I play on AT&T's.
Yeah, yeah, I was like, oh shit, I didn't get the lobby!
Please, please!
about like there's not even maybe they think they want to get a lead on one
half okay new info like even the announcers are fucking ripping on him
a guy just did a funny voice and go only want one time I mean that's really what
it is. Okay. Oh, don't. So we've got to wait. Hold on. I'm on the phone with our pro player.
Listen, are you guys running stunts with your tactical?
I'm running stuns. Yes, I'm running stun.
All right. You got to overclock it, right? Click the overclock button and put on stronger stun.
That's sticky shoes. Is it sticky shoes?
Stronger, not longer. Yeah. Yeah, stronger, not longer.
Alrighty because listen if they are starting to run towards the point with the ball in their hand if you stun them
They're gonna be basically stuck in the ground for a second. Okay
It's a tactical it's a crap
Is active camo crazy here given that's gonna be a lot of kills and they're gonna use a lot of score streaks
Is it what should we run active camo to not die to those score streaks that they're running?
now so for the I
I I turned on for my score streaks at samturt that will destroy their score streaks, but I
Don't know if that's gonna help, but you can run the field upgrade back to camo if you want. Yeah
Well, I'm sure you would have a place shitty shit the field great would upgrade would change the trophy. Oh
Yeah, yeah, hundred and fifty fucking percent
150,000 billion percent. I'm probably never gonna even jump there.
Is that just ghost? I've never successfully used a trophy for anything.
No, should I turn on attack insert? If it sounds dirty and grimy then go for it, man.
Anything to win, anything to win. Anything to be a piece of shit.
I know, yeah. Does this actually make you like invisible or invisible or just invisible to stop?
You're actually invisible I've seen it before like you're a blur on their screen
Yeah, and well like they can pay attention and see the blur, but like you're also invisible to like you have you I guess
Not just in business
Yeah, it's pretty I mean myth was using that in game one you guys didn't see like it was just disgusting
I
They just said that no matter what we start the game and it's not ending so this is these are the results
Okay, all right. These are the results. They didn't get what they want. I hope they didn't I hope they honestly do
If you win the couple first rounds, they'll be super demoralized
Yeah, they got it. They got what they wanted. Oh my god
I don't see a boys talking in talking in boys knocking it in
you run faster with your knife out let's start around and now yes you do
behind you pull your knife out the old be happy it's just nice but yeah listen
this map is small so by the time you get to like pass this building you're
already gonna be sort of seeing that I don't have active chemo
not where you said that's building the left well
enemies are carrying that right here oh my god I'm just whiffing three on the
four on the right side, four on the right side.
Oh, I just killed you, I'm so sorry.
Killed? Oh, no.
Bombs down, bombs down there.
Got a gun, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Coming.
I got one.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, yeah, I got it.
And I got some streaks, too.
Trying to stay alive, the ball's going to restart.
Behind, behind, behind.
Alright, alright.
Alright, I got a UAV going up, so look at your top right.
You're going to be able to see everything.
Using scout pulse.
They're gonna base the balls on the right side, they're gonna be swung back right?
I'll leave a carry in the device.
Ones up in the tower to your left, Yvonne.
That's two dead on the right side?
Nice.
They're gonna be on the right side, ones in the top of the building.
Oh my goodness, they're on the right.
The right of the building is one house, I got one.
Nice.
Overload device reset, move just a little.
One more on the right.
We're gonna be right here.
I
You guys run into the left they could be over there now
What am I doing, bro, all right
Everybody go towards the left side. I'm gonna try to pick them up on the right side
device on the field
no god
i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
oh there's one on the right it's one HP
there you go there you go there you go there you go
that's two down good job
yep one more there up top up top
guys bugging your feet bugging your feet
they have to ball to run the right
out the middle of the map on the right side
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come come come up top
Is one going to the far left
I'm gonna kill you.
They're turning the base.
They're gonna be dead.
They're gonna be dead.
They're gonna be dead.
Can we go in there, yeah?
Can we go in?
They're gonna be dead.
Oh, fuck.
Hit them on the head of the bomb.
Hostile counter UAV.
I found the second floor.
Hostile released a skewer.
We have to go right.
There's no way.
No way on B.
I'm dead.
Get me a UAV.
Triggering scout close.
They're all running.
They're all going towards B.
Oh my god, they're gonna make it, they're gonna make it, they're gonna make it.
Oh, two guys in the bullets, you know why?
I ran out of fucking bullets, you know why?
I only got my one. There's one up the right side.
Otherizing UAV missiles.
New UAVs are quite available.
I'm doing it.
We're up top.
Running out of daylight. Close the gap, Wacops.
You've been scoutful.
There's somebody at the top right building. I'm trying to throw something in the map.
I got the left one.
Damn, I have it, I have it, I have it.
I'm going to be on the left, I'm going to be on the left, I'm going to be on the left.
Go for it, go for it.
It's just you, it's just you.
Stop it, stop it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I dropped it, I dropped it.
I dropped it.
Okay, okay.
We're behind you.
They're going this time, I think.
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing.
Oh my god.
One is knocked.
Oh my god.
They're going around the left side right now.
If you guys spawn up, just look left. We're exactly where you guys are at.
If we're only down by one, it's fine on this side.
I'm with you. Nice.
That's three dead. You guys grab that ball and run if you can.
One's on it. On it.
Did you grab it? Wait, there's overtime. Just hold on to the ball.
There's three men back there.
I'm lurking I'm lurking yeah yeah
What then push what then push
You played too well that I was we did not play that well
Well, actually
Yeah, I might be back to my first lowdown. I know it's not met up
Yes, that's a lot stronger, huh? Wow
So hard to push in yeah, yeah
Yeah, it's because they spawn so close to them when you get killed, like, this many people is just chaos.
They get both sides and then the game takes over. You got 27 kills, man, you got great.
I'm definitely not playing around objective very well, though.
No, that's fine, it's fine.
They said, I'm popping active camo off the rip, I'm gonna try to get behind them.
Yeah, I'm gonna scout pulse and uh...
He's directly across.
I
Grabbed that shit I'm holding come
Come come come come come
Just run it right down there. Hey, I'm trying flying across from the car
Holding
I have it! I have it! Oh my god! Oh my god!
this one on this one. You do the house. You do the house. I need to go and aim.
Or- yeah!
Oh yeah. One more. One more.
I got three just try to grab that ball. That's right.
Window. Window side. One.
Yeah, I'm waiting for you. I got your flank.
I'm going to go down mid in here.
I'm coming.
He's back mid. Back mid.
He's already set but we got a lot of kills. Try to grab the bomb and push up to us.
That's an okay.
Yeah.
on this circle on this circle on the back
got it got it got it got it got it
i'm moving back around i'm going right
side i'm going b i'm going to be i'm going to be
wait wait wait for us wait for us
i'm with you let me go first
i got one one more mid map
side close close right close right close right
we gotta play with him get on him get on me
Scal, get on me, get on me, get on me.
All you may be, all you may be...
There's a lot of mid, there's a lot of mid.
Oh, they got me, they got me, they got me.
Two.
All you may be, all you may be.
I killed two, I killed two.
Yeah, I'm behind a lot of people here.
They're all pushing the right side right now.
Clean that grab income.
Oh, two more, two more, two more, two more.
going to be in our spawn on our peak.
Yeah.
And.
We said, we said, we said.
Oh, I'm done.
I wanted to know what they say, right?
To admit, to admit, just gonna go.
He's going to play.
They're pushing the right side.
Maybe he's going to be.
I got him on right now.
Our control station is down all right. We're fine. We have two minutes you can rally cabs in this no problem
I'm on and I can go yeah, he does adapt waiting for you guys somebody's in top of our base
He's half
It's one minute 12 seconds. We just step it up here on the bomb. I'm dead
Oh my god, you gotta read this one check every one shot. That's lucky everybody's second bomb
What's up there building one shot you drop down
I got two there I got I got a couple kills we're gonna need to grab all
got made a lot which one else we're gonna have to get next to the ball in the next 25
seconds of the game is over we have to get in our hands but we have great ones I'm with
I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you today. I won. I'm a buddy of my body and push push push
Let's go. Let's go. Let's push push push push push. Oh
Listen, we got to get back over to the left side now. Do you get a guy good? Yeah
Regulations raw isn't it supposed to be one life cat?
where it goes search and destroy or what's the new rules for overtime
I don't know
you know what's the worst part they might count that I'm just I know it's an
overtime it's an overtime we each get a half and whoever scores are the fastest
wins. Okay, okay. So we're just playing just honestly playing normally right like
there's no way that's like yeah yeah I wouldn't overthink it they could just
run it down try to grab the bomb listen I'm gonna push up the left side I would
be shocked oh wait I'm gonna I'm calling a UAV I have UAV for the next
demo it's good call they might just run it down the right down the middle already
on it already on it they got it oh they're running right down the middle yeah I got three I got three
wait I'm holding back I'm holding back yeah we're fighting we're fighting the enemy self
come on I got a score go ahead go ahead go ahead oh girl there's two in the back two in the back
back left you have to be dead there's three right there there's three there's three there's three
Authorizing skewer
Hostiles have the EMP
Grab the bombs right now, these are my streaks right now
Triggering scout poles
Get them, get that bomb, get that bomb
He's just gonna buy a double lift
Yeah, push!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
No, no, no, no, he's down to the back, watch out, he's hurt, he's hurt, he's hurt
I'll see him
One dead
Overload time
Oh, I actually killed you nature. I'm sorry. You're okay. Okay. This is totally fine
I have it I have it I have it
No, you know come right with me. I'm going out. Come on. I'm gonna
Fuck they got me they got me
Oh
We're moving with the scalepost.
Calm down I think.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't let me,
I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
Bomb dead, bomb dead, I'm grabbing it, I'm grabbing it.
I got it, I got it.
Go, go, go!
Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Put it in, put it in, put it in!
I'm fine.
Go, go, go!
Yes!
Yes!
We didn't win, we didn't win, we didn't win.
We have to make sure that they don't score.
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
I should just campers. We go for another score.
Listen, here's the thing.
My perspective on something like this is don't change the way you play
because as soon as you start playing slower, you're having to get fucked up.
Not OK. Get that.
It's fine. And if we lose, we lose.
It is what it is. Just lock it in. Just lock it in.
And don't overthink it. Lock it in. But if we can score, we can score.
It'd be great.
I'm playing left side.
I'm calling in a UAV for us. They got a counter UAV. Hold on.
They're coming up, uh, uh, my side, my side. Watch out, we gave a...
I remember they called it, like, A or something.
Right side.
Got one.
Yeah, right side goes into middle building, into middle building right now.
Yeah.
Little grenade there, watch out.
Middle dead.
go for him go for him go for him go for him go for him.
1 shot 1 shot 1 shot.
Go for him, oh shoot the gaffey the gaffey.
Go for him go for him go for him go for him.
I'll still have the overload device.
We picked up the EMP.
This is his.
Go for him go for him go for him.
I got it.
Yes!
oh my god thank after you guys good job
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Holy shit. I've never won like anything.
Hey, John. Not you fucking killed me at the beginning. I hope you saw that. Get shit on.
What an old pussy. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh that was a lead. That was a lead.
Yeah, we were in that flow. We were in that flow. Oh my goodness.
the end where we're down one three but we had one minute was actually oh so yeah
hey guys just so you know being down three one like double lift just said that
was fucking insane good job not even gassing it because this game mode like
when you're playing with people that play it a lot can steamroll like that
pretty often but when we're down one three I was a little worried you guys
went crazy I just say something as well that just makes us so sweet they delayed
the inevitable
The inevitable my game we play my game with a
Delay the inevitable boy by the way sweet victory. I don't forget. I need a new pistol class my pistol guys ass diarrhea
We have something for that code
Your pistol um, yeah, I can actually I put like high caliber on it
It makes me shoot one bullet per hour, and I suck with it
I just found this random website. I'll just put it in our team shed. Just great in case Nate can't find anything
This one felt pretty good called aimlock.com
If you the goat so I hold on the only thing that I would say about that is I haven't clicked into it
But that looks like it's a warzone loadout. Just there's two tabs
You just have to click on black up seven in the middle. This is why you're champion and smarter than me
Hey there, hey there, can I get nature and I can dance one please?
Listen, I can't feel my hands right now John. I don't think yeah
Bro, I was shaking watching that that was crazy
That best game of the day so far
That was awesome. Anyway, I'll go over there. Can I just go pee real quick? I'll be 30 seconds. No, please don't be
There was just code at which is code at chat
You the cove me double in
It's not a code. It's a link inside of the team team up chat and the AT&T
Oh fuck sake. Okay. I'm about to download more Ram. Oh my god. I'm sorry
I can I can actually give you the code give me one sec. I forgot that. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
I'll hit the back of our uvula.
All right, I don't even know what that means.
I can, and then us, we kind of went insane.
Did you see that?
The first game we caught three rounds.
I mean, the search and destroy one.
We caught three of those.
We caught three rounds on the search and destroy us.
Us.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
What, oh, wow.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, and then double it.
Did you see him going crazy on the last one?
He just started going insane.
He's a madman!
We tell you boys, absolute cinema, absolute cinema,
absolute cinema, absolute cinema.
He's not popping off.
Yeah, but they said it's kind of what he does.
That's kind of what he does.
All right, that's what he does.
That's who he is.
That's what he does.
All right, he's not new to this.
He's true to it.
That's what he does.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Dylan Dennis made $50 and said,
Peanuts Chat talks about it like he's a war hero.
I mean, reality, he just sits
in the chair, farming donos
from dudes avoiding job applications.
I don't even know what.
Dylan, it is,
where's your family?
Where's your family at?
Where are they?
Who is, does your, does your family know
Now, you come in here and $50 Super Chat
insult my mongolators on a nightly basis.
Where is your wife at?
Where is the family at?
Where are they at?
Put that in the next Super Chat.
Let's see what's going on there.
Who's doing Dennis?
Good question.
Good question.
VIP that guy.
VIP that guy.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
VIP that guy.
VIP that guy.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're playing great things, boss. Thank you, boss.
What's that doing a second ago, everyone?
We are going to put this code in.
I don't know about you guys, but I started going insane again when I switched back to
the M13.
It just feels right.
I'm not using the Voliac.
I'm the opposite. I was on the M15 and I switched to the Void so I just like personal preference.
I'm just a feeling. It's just a feeling. I can tell it's a good guy but I just don't...
You dropped 50 kills.
Yeah, I was going crazy on the last map. I'm not gonna lie.
That's insane.
I was getting farmed by Jake and Vic and Katamina in the first game and I was like,
oh fuck, I don't think Kod's my game, guys.
Yo, hear me out. Hear me out.
We, in terms of talent, I think are more spread apart than Skump's team.
I think we're a chance.
We just have to not let Scumb one beat five.
That's it.
I don't even really care who I'm shooting.
I don't even think this game dies in 25 seconds.
Yeah.
That's just how it is.
It's not.
I don't even know how hard one person can even carry,
because like, in one second.
That's Scumb, chief.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I played with Scumb last year.
He was insane.
Yeah, you didn't play against him.
Let me tell you something, man.
It's like, as soon as you get into that mindset,
Dylan Dennis paid $50 more and said your comebacks are as bad as voodoo rangers.
Buddy you can insult me!
You can even insult my bucklings, but don't you ever insult voodoo rangers!
Actually speaking of which, I probably should go get one.
It takes the top off.
Yeah, the first team is really bad.
Really this is keep your little
AT&T and they said that they think that T1 team is gonna have a rough day
Who's on that team actually the only shooter really is like some
I have the legal so have my house is white. Can you paint the other half of my mustache with your penis?
He's played against actually
Yeah, the thing is that
Global mental like I can just tell that they just like really like perhaps
Find solution to the problem. They just they're not like really that confident. Oh, who's not confident
How do you blow a three one lead with one minute left? I you it's a half joke. You gotta be you gotta be
Stupid that's what I say
Stupid I mean, I know when he nuts on the server everyone's nervous, but I'm that sexy. What can I say? I've got the girth
I've got the length and my balls hang low
Whoa now let me tell you what's gonna happen here double lift scum
Well, like scum. All right. Oh
We're gonna go in there and beat his dick. All right, we get his dick
Not a single point for the team not one not one. We're gonna beat his dick over and over again until we're finished with the game. Oh
my god
Dude, he's he's not gonna like that
He does not like it. I like it dick beating. Mm-hmm, baby, baby. We'll see double you paid you paid
We'll see we'll see
Okay, yeah, we might have to two be one of those. Oh my goodness
Yeah, how'd you go down there I'll grab left you got right double it
We play scum next actually hold yeah, we're playing scum next. Oh my god
I'm not gonna lie to you. I know this sounds like I'm trolling, but I think I should get a silly juice
I think I think no, I'm taking a couple sips will let off the pressure not I'm not gonna drink it happy
So I'm gonna turn it. There's a little bit of juice. Go get it. Okay. Okay. I'm just my bad
I'm not gonna drink the hop just sip it
Let off the pressure. I'm out with this big tournament fucking turn the bottle did
I'll be right start drinking as well.
I think so.
Shippist, AT&T, Naliter, Cupwinner.
Wait, we're drinking?
Dude, this guy drinks every day.
Oh.
I have a coconut.
I'm glad I don't think he's ever done a sober stream.
I don't even fucking drink.
And listening to Pina has made me want to try a voodoo ranger.
When I play caught, it makes me want to drink and have
hot cheeto dust on my shirt.
And like.
Act as if I was like there for 10 hours playing and then I caught it all day
Yeah
Let the racism come out a bit, too. Yeah, I almost say it. Well, I won't
Peanut's so locked I just opened his stream. He's in the fucking practice tool. Oh my god
He's aim training. He's aim training you link it through his
Shell
Holy moly
It's if I can shooting range just like his backyard
Hey guys
Yeah, what up? How we feeling I have it dead. I have it dead great. Oh there he goes. What's what I'm by my face
He's his hard dick, bro
I
Love that sound
Hey guys, do you think you're filling my water?
You're the best um, I basically just try to keep us on the same map
They kept painting scars, so I put us on then twice because you guys have played it
Hopefully you don't disagree with the strategy, but I think it's the best thing
I
Thought it was best of three see that one more time. I'm sorry my wife is in here. Do you want me to yell at her?
No, tell her you love her. We're not from this. I love you honey. Well, she's filled up my water right now. Let her know
What did you guys say? Oh
It would get us paid
More dollars. No, no, you're playing against the new girl. He's he got
There was some complications.
It was not a lot.
They probably put a code in there.
Hang with literally any girl besides his own girl for the round after.
So can you come down to Dennis at least my woman?
It's just a court order.
Does anybody else want to do this?
You want to do it again, gentlemen?
Oh, ladies.
You got that.
I don't know.
I didn't get at it.
Oh, you would.
Okay.
I'll see you.
Oh, what happened there?
Stupid.
There was a little jealous.
That is not lovey.
But like we didn't.
I was faking it. I was thinking, I was like, wow, I wanted to tell me he loves me too.
I'll be honest, when he asked for water, I reached for mine.
I wanted to send him my water.
You're not drinking water.
He has a wife.
It's fake. It's made up, you know.
Yeah, no, he actually did.
Oh.
Yeah, we all just play along because the doctor said for us to do, if we told him he didn't
have a wife, his mind would break in half, he'd go and say it.
Yeah.
Oh, I see, I see.
He says he has a wife called, yeah, he's do.
And we're so happy for you.
Yeah, you do, buddy.
And then pat him on the back.
Yeah.
You got this.
You got this thing called life.
But in reality, he's a psychopath.
I'm not going to lie to you, boys.
After kind of, and no disrespect,
I actually have much respect for Mr. Adapt.
After absolutely sitting and diarying on Adapt.
Beating his ass.
He didn't say that to a oblivion.
I lost as hell.
Oh, god.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I mean, real, I was scared of Myth more than I was scared of that.
Yeah, Myth was 10 times better.
Dude, Adapt was on the same level as like Jacob Bake, bro.
I thought Adapt was the best on the team.
Who was?
Adapt?
Yeah, I thought Adapt was the best on the team.
Was he not?
I didn't feel like it, no.
I thought Myth was more impactful.
Like when he got killed, they actually like did things off it.
Hmm
I think everyone probably has a different head to head cuz I like never saw adapt for real I
Saw Jack all the time. It was honestly a 50-50 toss at whatever we saw each other you kill me
I kill him, but I thought I was gonna get duty down by it. I'm getting word. Yeah, you're ready
Let a simmer for a moment. Let a simmer.
Hmm.
Oh, this is easy. W2425 gets one good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Can let you do, can I let you die?
Oh, there's a lot of code.
A lot of code.
Here's up.
I see it. I see it.
All right, game's done.
Game's done.
Our game says match beginning with the fuck.
Am I in?
What happened?
guys could you join the wrong one I let the firemen just win into a game I don't
know I think you have to leave that one though
I'm with men and you've all and you know I'm I only just let the firemaids that
has done it.
It's even stays strong.
Hmm.
We are breaking through.
Alright.
I'm back.
Welcome back. Welcome back.
Alright, everybody get very comfortable.
We are playing so much then you are going to want to throw up.
Okay, got it.
All right, listen, I'm just gonna warn you guys as I'm sure you probably know
Scum's gonna kill everybody a lot. Don't worry about it
We've got to keep our heads down and just just just keep playing guys guys guys
Yeah, if we do get dunked on which I'm not even saying we will
up. Keep the morale high. When you, as Nate shot said before, when the ball is rolling,
the ball is rolling. He didn't say that, but he said something like that. Keep the ball
rolling. All right. Get that. Oh, yeah. That kill. Get the kill of the corner and use that
momentum. That's what you said. Get the kill of the corner and use that momentum. W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
Fuck those rhymes!
That's rhymes!
They will not take our lives! They will not take our good mood!
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
Uh, mmm...
Uh...
She's been at here some freedom dollars
For the best few guys on the planet, best of luck, Mr. Lockman
Thank you, Mr. Ozy, good job, good job, man!
Thank you, my boy. Appreciate you, brother.
I will have to lock in. I will be looking at the...
at the channel here we'll be doing none of these we'll be doing none of these bad boys
i'll be focused up lazer lazer
what what's going on
we're going to watch it we're going to watch it i don't know all of me all right guys same
yep absolutely
all right it's hard point again now now everybody remembers so the second hard point goes to the
back right and then we go to this left side over here where we're looking and then it comes back
to the back right of where we're at right now. Got it, okay. Got it. So back right right now like
instantly. Yes chef. All right. No for the second hard point for the second hard point. Always
the first one. Right now we're going to the middle. Right now it's going to the middle. Got it, got it.
Understood. Let's go. I am probably going to push around the right side real quick to try to get
get a storm for the next hill and hopefully it works
hi listen you guys are playing like two people at the middle hill right now
there's two people playing for the next hill already oh my god absolutely
right
should have went to the rocks dammit
oh we got seven points so far behind behind behind
i got a UAV from our plane
Hard point.
The guy with the question, UAV, overflight.
Hard point identified.
All right, everybody back up now.
Everybody back up.
One person is staying on the hill.
I'll stay on the hill.
I'll stay on the hill.
We're going to go around the left side right now.
At the point.
We're good.
We're good.
What's one in the back behind us?
That's him.
Nice.
Coming up the stairs.
Hard point contested.
They're all going to be spun in the back for a second.
There's one more, one shot.
and there's one back left now I'm holding I'm right in corner I'm right in
corner you guys see them I'm coming up here what's coming up they're coming up
the stairs
I just showed you with my grenade I think isn't it I could double up
Come on, get this.
Wait, I just lost a guy to the hook.
No.
You lost a guy to the hook?
You lost a guy to the hook?
No, we have the wings.
What?
What the hell happened?
We captured the hook.
How do I do it?
How do I rejoin?
How do I rejoin?
Put the code back in.
Put the code back in as fast as you can.
Oh.
Can we pause it?
Yeah, we can't.
But we have a great lead, so this kind of sucks.
But we're going to be OK.
You're the only one that can fight.
Come to the new hill.
It's on the left side.
He's in, like, the middle hut.
He's back into blip.
No, I cannot.
We leave the game chat. What should we do? I don't know what to do with the
Once he's in spawn, he just let in spawn
Oh my god, yeah, they're on point good left
All right, double is back in that sucks. We're up by 30. It's fine. We're good. We're good
We're good. We do it again. We do what you can do it again. We'll do it again
Scum's on the hill he's pushing your ass right now sorry enemy UAV detected it's okay. We're gonna win this game
We're gonna win this game, but yeah, we're going to the back left
Too close too close too big too big point contested. Yeah next next one right we go already go. Yeah, let's move. Let's move. Let's move
Where's the next one hard point identified I
Think scum's got an UAV there in the hill
You're jumping no way I killed one one left scum some point control the hard point
Okay
Oh my goodness
Yeah, but get testing hard point hard point locked down
nice we got it
attention search nice
so that he's scanning with scout posts
hard point contested
nice name one more in the back
Wow. Only not by 10 now. And it's going back to the middle of that. It's going back to the middle of the map. I got another UAV going out.
Look at your top left, any map, and you're going to see them on the map.
It's going to rush, it's going to rush.
It's called an health storm.
Give it, we give it, we give it.
Let me stay inside or what?
Yeah, you can stay inside. I'm trying to hold the top of their base for a sec.
Oh my God.
Be aware. Enemy HKD dropped detected.
I'm gonna swarm that's okay
the fuck is happening
some crazy shit is happening
don't even worry about it
we're only down by 20
just try to keep your heads
I don't know
alright, let's go to the back right
let's get this
don't look loose
just up behind this
how long is this?
I don't know how long it lasts
I
Think he's gonna swarm
No, no, no, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine lucky lucky lucky. You're down way more left side
Outside
Back
He's on it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, he's getting...
I'm getting ready for the next one.
We good?
God, yeah.
Hardpoint's located.
We'll be careful.
I'm not going to the next one.
I'm on here.
We gotta go next, we gotta go next.
Hardpoint is active.
Hostile personnel have captured the Hardpoint.
Come down at my side!
I'm not getting that kill.
Oh, there's one behind...
Oh...
I only got my 30 of life.
What?
You don't know what you're doing. We're doing fine.
I got another UAV going out.
I'm gonna use the UAV operation.
That's fine.
He's in there. One health.
Nice.
Oh!
Nice. One back.
Pushing up, I'm with you Matt.
Nice.
There's a grenade up there, be careful.
Eh, something headshot angle.
One on him, one on him.
Hard point identified.
They're trying to go around the next hill. They're going all the way around the back right. You guys remember?
They're all the way there. They're all there already.
Hard point active.
One more, same angle.
One more in the window to try to flood into the hill, they're all going to be in front of you guys.
Yeah.
Get back!
Both of them are down.
I want a hard point here.
They're both there.
Hostiles have the hard point.
Hard point, right down.
Look at what?
Oh, they're coming from their spawn again.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, two coming in, two coming out, three coming in, two coming in.
There's three more in front of you guys. Just keep flooding into that hill.
One down by ten.
We did a great job.
Close, close, close, close.
Go into the next one.
Yeah, get to the middle of the map. I'm pinching around on their left side.
Wait for your turn to die!
Hostiles have the hard point.
One health, stop one health, you're coming right up on him, Nate.
One point locked down.
Oh, go keep him behind me, go keep him behind me.
Oh.
Where it's not...
Go and get your A.O.
One top, Nate, one top, Nate.
I did do that bro!
I did do that bro!
Yeah I got a UAV on the air.
One's on the middle right cut.
Got him.
Oh my god!
I got one!
I got one!
Let's go!
Go to the next one!
I got one!
I'm ready to try to hold this side.
side just hold this side
I'm going to active we control the hard point I'm a skewer out I don't know
that's doing anything they're gonna be in the left side like all the time you
have on these uh rooftops scum's gotta push to you guys so just try to stay
alive in that corner he has to push you
I have a hard point
We got 20 seconds on the sale and then it's going to the right
All that all that all that all my side they're gonna all be going through the new
I got scouted, I got scouted, nice brother, up the mid end, nice day, nice shot, I got
I
Used to do better. That's needs to get that hill time up. You know I mean
The cops just better thank you made. Yeah, great job. Yeah, you're like you've obviously been here like a thousand
Well, sorry if I sound like PBS. I don't know what else to say. No, you're doing great
It makes it way easier to just focus on shooting
Yeah, I also like to describe the place like the rooftops and like oh that place
Oh, it says, I'll get to Tampus, I'll do what the last team did.
Well, wait, we're down, they won that game.
It's time to lost head.
Well, have you guys, did you guys ever play with black ops?
Do you know what the map rate is?
No.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I know this, not.
All right, listen, there's a bomb site, just like certain.
All right, so listen, on the left side, it's like a long hallway.
It's like a big pool.
And they're like, if you go, you see this tree right in front of us?
Yeah, we ride in front of us. Yeah, ledge out to the left. They have like a
Second story where they can see
That opening that you can go to to the left, but then the bomb side is like right in the middle now on the right side
It's a huge ring
This map is very like 50-50 balance. So just
Let's try play some good defense. I don't okay
of
all that you want to let them
let
the
The body is set.
Oh!
Where is it?
It's in the pool, in the pool, in the pool to your right.
I was gonna go like, jump in that water.
I'm gonna have to go like, jump in that water.
I was gonna go like, jump in that water.
I'm gonna try to help back.
Get your help back, you have twenty seconds playing time.
I
Is that actually good that he holds that angle that angle looks so hard to play like his ankle
Is that all that was said look how he looks
He just knows that it's gonna be hard for him to lose
Shit to be honest with you, bro. I would have
I think I could have taken them
All right, see I think this is how they're gonna play their offenses where they all just together so yeah
If you guys want we can do the same thing see what I think Seth is gonna go away
So if you guys want we can go be fast
Yeah, Bob
Do I just right side is B right side is B. I think we should all play together quite frankly. All right. All right. Sounds good
but by that fucking sculptor said Leslie into
the elevator guys remember scott's gonna be
OP in a game mode like this don't let it
destroy any morale this is a game on this
we just don't want the underdogs in this
game mode who's morale is getting
destroyed bro if I know anything about
them destroyed guys we need to cheer
I think they're gonna do the exact same thing. I think they're gonna do the exact same thing.
Yeah, probably. I'll just use my nades and try to stall and hold an angle.
Come to the lurks, they're gonna go all the way.
Okay, he's far left on the poolside.
Enemy house storm launch detected in your AO.
It's got a house storm, try to get indoors if you can.
Okay.
I got this.
moving with careful
one second sorry
running dry it is now or never
moving
dude i'm gonna leave brother
alright UAV they're all there
and i'm just not paying attention
one's there at the staircase
going up inside
don't come at me he's in that uh
gizimo
i see
wait time
i see him i see him
i'm gonna reset on my side
stay together
I'm gonna give you a bow
Yeah, he's in there
enemies set the bomb
double fake
hunter killers active in your sector
I don't know what your street does
Chad am I going to defuse this?
I don't know how 100 killers work
come on the activation underway
oh my god Rao does it help you work for this?
now I don't know what is that that's the only shit I've ever seen that stupid
bullshit is that I said it just isn't immediately I guess
they're like they're just drones that go and explode just a few years I don't
not a word
to be honest with you
I what the hell is that?
that's the most proud thing I've ever seen
that's okay that's okay I mean that's not
that's not the least we're sure
we got the bomb
you kind of intuition right there
ask your chat if you were gonna
die whatever
oh no I think we have to
I think he's playing B
I think he's playing B or mid
yeah we have a we have a fully
I bomb though. I got a bomb. I got a bomb. I try to get it planted. Oh, they're all the through this one all through this one
The bomb has been planted. They don't know I'm here
One hostile remains stay them out on he's behind me. He's at the base of a site one one little one little one
You
G maybe
Should be two to two, but it is what it is one as in one guy. He's one guy
Don't you mean hodge? No, you may as well just destroy. Yeah. Well, it definitely wasn't that
He has a stem that fills himself in ball. I won't call it anymore
Listen, I still think they're gonna keep doing this like well as a pack
So if you see one you can just play for info let us know that they're going left to right side
And then we all just play together from there. I agree. Yeah
I think they're gonna keep doing exactly what they're doing
I'm trying to get behind them right now
There's one in this one you guys have a 3v1
Legitimately, I'm not even saying that because you guys like are new to cod
Basically all pro players you get like a man advantage 3v1 as long as you stick together
It doesn't matter if it's scum you're gonna kill them. That's true. That's actually true
Got it. I have a UAV. I believe I will call it issues again
I'll grab Bob. I'll grab Bob. What are we going?
I think we I think the meatball beat is they're gonna hold a this time
I'm not really watching anything so I'm just spring to get everything
I'm back.
I'm deep. Watch out.
Hey.
Move back around the beat.
One in the hot on deep back left.
One more. One more at ring. Go A.
Go A.
I'm sorry. B.
He's probably going to go there.
Go ahead and stick together.
Moving with scout posts.
Whoever says to bomb, run to their side where your teammates are at.
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb.
On their side.
Just plant on their side.
Sassage is going to flank mid.
I'm flanking bomb again.
Great kill, Hodge.
Great kill.
Watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out.
4v1, CTM.
I'm in this bomb.
Mid.
Woo!
Nice!
Let's go. All right. Lock it in. Lock it in. I think I think I have a skewer. By the way, I'm not sure. My book is telling me I have a skewer.
All right, perfect. So I'm pretty sure the way the skewer works, Peanut, is that you just look up in the air, make sure you don't throw it close to the wall, and you it should just go try to find somebody to kill them.
Somebody kill them. I would wait like 10 seconds into the round to use it. Don't use it right away, okay?
Remember that mission outcomes influence promotion prospects
They're all be there they're all
I'm sorry scum-slurping right scum-slurping right where they had air B
Oh second floor. Holy shit that's a-
Oh no!
What the fuck are you doing?
Come on, come on, come on.
Dude, I was getting flanked too, no?
I almost pulled him though. I almost.
Scop got super lucky he was up still, he was beating you up.
This guy's tracking is crazy.
He's on real life.
If I guess you like him brother. Oh my god
No, but that is still hard I have a controller to and I didn't do others
Hey, Bob my Bob money
He's peeking it scum is left. We should go away. You should go away. You should go away. He's gonna be
He's in the window up to your left double it be careful. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now. Oh my god
No, MTC is running dry. It is now or never
I see why you're left. You know just hold that for a second. There's no one there on the opposite side on the opposite side
We're planting the bomb
I listen go where your teammates at Seth is gonna go flying at you guys
We're getting score straight diff this game real I mean damn how many times is a score streak gonna make the difference in the whole damn tournament
No way he's...
He's locked in here!
No way!
Alright, and if you guys think about it, we've only lost...
Two rounds that we've lost have been because of these scoreshoots, so...
The enemy's disarmed the boss.
I don't need to sweat for a second.
You're sturdier than plummeting. Get this under control.
Okay, okay.
These guys sweating right now.
These guys sweating.
Yeah, they're perforating.
They're perforating.
We can bring this back down. We can bring this back.
Lock it in. Lock it in.
Search and destroy.
and
operation is under executive surveillance
i want to pristine
he might have more score streaks though so
this could give you a reason we could have a med
and set that set that one of all
a nice job
he did what are some of this down
that's what i'm gonna do
where
we've broken what's good work
You do have use on a lot of pro play but
It's hard to
I know what you mean
Here's your skunk, good shit Hutch
Thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Alright, let's stay group up
Yeah, I think so
I've been trying to go off in the last couple rounds
Like just find my own gap
I think we stick together
Always plays mid and B like he's pretty much rarely
Let's go A site and let's do it fast
fast okay everybody yeah that's fine
what's left side behind the van I got a stunning
I
We have offense or defense. I say we do the same thing. We sit down the ball
The only reason they're winning is cuz scum can pick us up on my wall. That's the only reason we sit together scum gets killed eventually we win
You guys should all play V and I'll just spot a I
Remember that mission outcome. I think that's what you know, if we don't see them at B
We're gonna know they're at a everybody just stick together. You don't have to go fast. We should do it together
Yep
Oh, you guys got a 2v1.
I've got an established Angel's 8.
Don't let them go!
1v1.
Skewer, release this task.
Take your time.
UAV is behind line.
Halfway check.
No fuel, no fuel. UAV RTB.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
My man! My fucking man!
Oh my god!
You like that?
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Coming back from 5-3, that's typical.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
There you go, there you go. We got a scumper down.
Good shit.
Look at Ash, look at Ash!
Actually, look at Ash!
Look at Ash, look at Ash, look at Ash!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
The triple T guy in search and destroy is way worse than any other game
but because you just instantly lose one round.
We won, we won against Shubb, we're done right?
Yeah, well we beat them in the best of three, we still are going to play one more game
and if we can beat them here we'll get plus three points.
Which will basically make us untouchable because we have T1 next.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it and also, quick question.
What happened with that grenade that killed three people that round? What happened there?
They threw a team made and I threw it out of the air went right as it came out of their hand and just blew up on all three
Oh
Shot the grenade
Nades, no, I have to go back and look at the vibe, but it looked like that way to me
But I don't want to sound like I
Didn't you're hiking it up like you're hyping it up
Out of that guy's hand
No, that's what it looked like on my screen, but I could be completely wrong
Yeah, fuck it. They're gonna play it. No, I can't say that's how it happens. That's how it well, that's well
The victim pretend that's what happens. It's the one that likes history or whatever
So I'm saying he's on the game. Yeah
It was
We won
Hmm.
I mean, oh, my.
Need shot.
Literally a need shot.
A need shots.
Yeah, it might be my brother.
Second, I'm going back for a second.
I'm going back to look because I'm not trying to soak that up in case that's not
what happened.
Oh, that's what happened.
I don't care what the bond says.
That's what happened.
Everyone can go.
Sure.
I think the ATT might be watching right now.
So poop on themselves.
Mm hmm.
Shall I?
You shall I?
since you're kidding me. Are you really gonna hit a 16 hour stream today? Yeah.
Holy moly. It's looking like that. Yeah, I woke up from jet lag this morning at 4
a.m. and I'm like, well, we just gotta go. What's the longest you guys have ever
streams continuously? Just 24 hours from me personally. Thanks for a ride. There you
go. I'll never do it again. I was up till 9 a.m. last night. Yeah, my child was
Tell me you and summer were up real late. Yeah, well the nuke event just kept not getting finished
Sorry, are you like actually dead today? Are you good? No, I'm good. I've got a burger fall asleep instantaneously
I think I got about seven and a half hours of sleep. I'm good. I'm gonna go. Oh, wow
Wait, you got full rest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
Jesus dude, you're actually the Patrick mean of like oh boy 3 a.m. I
I actually eat burgers every day at 3am.
No.3AM!
I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
An excellent Paul Wright-Bibbs Double-M.
Times 2 respects you.
I mean, only a cultured gentleman can understand a Spongebob.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Okay, so by the way, can somebody explain to me the severity of plus three points?
What does that mean?
How many is that?
So each win.
Each win.
So right now in the standings, Ludwig's team is winning with plus two points.
We are winning with only plus one because we beat the team we just played only by one
point.
Mitt's team was minus one before this.
So no matter what, we're getting plus two points from this phase and we're going to surpass
Ludwig steam they're gonna be behind us our team placing will give us each and I don't you can correct me deal from wrong
Well like last year we all ranked individually, but if our team wins
We get a shit ton of points individually for the overall AT&T tournament
Yeah, I honestly not kind of wish it was number four weeks. I wish we all do all this shit today today
Guys guys she went to go throw the nade and she like had a completely open path and
Right in front of her
Right like
Plus three points. So we win this one. I won a lot more, but I as long as we beat T1's team, one type goes out that way.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. We know it's a mistake. We know it's a mistake. We know it's a mistake. Don't worry.
Thanks for doing that. By the way, thank you. Thank you for doing that. Our team is actually very grateful.
Fy I if you would like to look at the bright side of it very thankful. Very thankful you did that
No, that's right. I'm shooting inside. No, no bullshit like and no kill
It might sound like I'm like trying to be a nice guy
No kill like in call-duty game mode doesn't matter because if you're killing people all spawned that's leaving pressure off the rest of the map
Okay, what is no kill me? What is that saying?
You're worth this piece of shit. You know, you should feel terrible about yourself
I'm sorry boss. Okay, man, just do better. Okay, I will I will I will I will boss I swear.
Yeah peanuts at least responded in the group chat once in the last two weeks. Listen to
me. If you guys weren't using discord, if you guys were I don't check this. Send you
you an email. No email. That's not checking that. I actually have not
responded. I'll send you a fucking a postcard, man. I will turn this board
notifications on somehow if I can figure that out. I got you, man. Yeah, I'm
thinking about going and taking a lucky P. I took a P between both those last
matches. I don't really have to pee right now, but I feel like I can't mess up the
flow. I mean, yeah, I know you gotta get your lucky. Yeah, I gotta keep it the
say yeah I'm gonna go try this I'm gonna go try to squeeze one out for good
luck for good luck mm-hmm yeah I didn't realize we already have a lobby code for
the next where are you guys ready in there sorry I didn't I didn't know we
have a lobby code that's a lot I'm sorry if we could join the lobby that would be
great oh I see it now see look who's not checking discord mm-hmm double lift see
that yeah easy it is get slipped up I'm a hypocrite I'm gonna just to see him
Tyler Steen has been having it rough he's like legit shit talking me before
the game he's like nervous and I'm like dude no one only people who are nervous
ask other people if they're nervous
Yeah, he's nervous. That's crazy.
He's nervous.
Tyler. Tyler was like, you know, messaging me and calling.
Oh, really? Yeah.
And he did not come off as someone who is nervous.
Oh, dude, Tyler is a crazy joke artist.
I've played with him at a bunch of these extreme tournaments and stuff, bro.
I have to do it. I have to do it.
I wasn't performing under pressure.
I joined. I joined T1s on the other accident.
Where is our code?
Our code is in our...
I see it. I literally just joined one and it was P1.
We are in the one with P1.
Oh wait, the series is over against them?
Yeah, that's the lobby you're supposed to be in there, buddy. You're doing great.
Why are we getting P1 now?
Oh, shit.
I thought we were showing a good scourge.
I guess we only get that opportunity.
We won 2-0, so we don't have to play third map.
That makes sense, yeah.
Oh, shit.
We're going to play them again, I guarantee you.
Yeah, I mean, that team's not losing to anyone but us.
Actually, I think they could lose to Mith and Jake and Big.
No joke.
Oh, Mr. Jared, I'm over taking one.
We played.
We played a bad.
Oh, we don't just play the three series and then we're done.
We play a finals.
Take two, play finals.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
The finals in a third place match.
Okay.
It says this round open.
matches like how impactful is the grand finals versus winning 3L against all the other teams.
I think if that's true are we already in the finals because we already won two?
Yeah, I mean unless they change the format like we turnies still runs for another two hours so
we still got to play grand finals and then there's going to be like a third play like ours at the end
and we'll watch. Yeah so we were in a secure spot in the finals we're done. I gotta be honest.
I think we're in and this is no disrespect to Seth. I think we're probably gonna play myth and Jacob a team again
Yeah, I can see that I can see that because they have like
All right same that then
I mean
We're gonna be nice little victory lap
Okay, okay, oh no no big three lap play like it's your last game
Yeah, no, I'm very seriously, but I'm definitely gonna just in her again father one on spot
I'll get it boy
There's three top mid. Literally three people.
They're top mid, top mid. One point, one point.
Leads ours, stay on task.
Alright, we're missing top mid. I think they're going around.
Oh, shoot. What's out there?
Sorry.
What's your top mid?
Oh my god, there's three in there spawn.
No, in there spawn.
Not sure what they're doing.
Yeah, they're just like taking around.
I think we'll just have this point using scouts. Oh, no
We're going all the way around to the left guy
UAV still at 60%
Establish UAV above
They even know there's a double down his one left now
Closet mid, two mid, two mid
Our point is active
It's a hard point, lock down.
Oh, I'm sorry. You know, my name didn't bounce.
That's okay, boss.
Geometrically, like I thought I would.
That's okay, boss, that's okay, boss.
But, guys, Nate, how do I get more weapons for my main weapon?
Here, I'm gonna spawn.
I'm gonna spawn.
I'm gonna spawn.
I'm gonna spawn.
I'm gonna spawn.
I think.
What's up on top?
Top window.
Is he?
Hard point, active.
Okay, just jump top mid.
You're gonna be all the way to your guys right right now.
Heal three.
Call UAV, call UAV.
Are they all gonna cope, buddy?
Alright, I'll take you to the Mousin window.
one more next to you, one next to you, close, close, close, close, close
they're on the ropes, don't let them fucking breathe
one behind, flank, I can touch, I can touch
patient timeline expired
oh he got me, got me, right side
yeah, summit and tyler and, no, someone, I don't know who that is
push out, they're going through mid
Contesting hard
The hard boy hard point contested the hard point is active
Up top to
Nice
One more there
Oh my god, there's one upper window mid.
There's one in private match.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Oh, I'm sorry, don't worry.
One more back side, Glenn.
Corner right side, corner right side, corner right side.
Immediately as you go in.
He has a hard point.
Nice.
They're going to the next point, I think.
Yeah, I got it.
God.
Hard point located.
I'm getting bored.
Like, I'm actually getting bored.
Alright, alright, just calm it down.
Guys, please!
I'm just keeping fashion, keeping fashion, keeping fashion.
Okay.
Don't take it.
Hard point locked.
Behind behind.
Scoutpost's starting to climb.
I'm behind them as well.
Get the hard point locked.
Get me eyes in the sky.
Hard point locked down.
Scoutpost going out.
I just gave that hot heads up
I
Do as good as out of the game boys pretty good
Very good very good good
Now let's stay professional boys. All right, let's do it now. I will say mr. Double Limp was that of of
the
non hard
Variety
Perhaps perhaps it was perhaps it was
Dude, I was getting farmed by Jinji and just sitting on the point like 80% of the game like damn. I wish somebody would just
Come in here
Give me a little action. Yeah, a little action
After playing scumps team that's true
I mean I mean to be fair like let me just say this any team you face after
Scum all right. It's gonna seem easy any team you face in the world after you face scum team
It's gonna seem a little easier. All right, that's
You know what you're right, I was highly stimulated
I general was pumping like oh, yeah, I was hard the entire time
I do what I I do what I must with these games you Jinjin can shoot though she can I think
I would legit oh and ten against her yes she got me she got me from that corner right
there whatever times he one seems mental is gone now shot there's no way there's no shot
I feel like spirits got to be chill on that team
Yeah, they're probably relaxing. They're probably relaxing just hanging around talking strategy. Not it
Mr. Skye's a mr.. Well, I was good man. Good. Ah, man. Thank you, my boy. Oh shit. We don't again
I do not underestimate your enemy
I gotta be honest with you, I thought it was Densearch, but this is fine.
I'm gonna unbind my 3rd one.
Wait, so they don't want to restart 3 times?
Lay down button.
No, that's alright.
That's alright.
I don't like this green lambo sponge.
Every time I talk to you guys, I lay down in the game.
I don't know why that button also does that.
I could have sworn on it.
I didn't say anything.
I don't like it.
All three games for this, for against in this match.
Dude, this garage looks like your garage, Nate.
We need Bobbi.
Oh shit, okay, I didn't realize we were back.
I'm coming, coming, coming.
Hold the present.
Fuck it!
Water one.
I tell it.
We have B.
I'm happy. Good.
Good boy.
Yeah. a terrible call for me.
Whoever I got killed. I apologize.
Uh, you actually give me a kill.
You almost got to kill.
I'm just good judge. I'm just
good judge. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm getting worried that scumsteam lost the game one.
That's good news, actually. That's good news, Bryce.
That's good news. That's good news.
That's good news? Okay.
Yeah, I would rather face the first to be faced than scumsteam,
even though both were the adversaries.
I would rather play scumsteam.
Agreed.
Really?
Maybe.
I kind of knew what they were doing, bro.
I mean, maybe it was because I hadn't played against like a 5v5 setting,
but they were kind of moving.
one enemy left. Handle it. Nice. Good stuff. Last one on the right, I think. Yeah. Time
What are you doing, kid?
Oh, he's up there, he's up there, he's on me.
Oh, get out of here.
Yeah, did he jump up?
Did he jump off the map?
Oh my god, he did.
He did.
Wait, yeah, get into the bus.
No.
I still beat him.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
That's what I do, just feeling my block.
Pressure right there, bro. I get there by
Summit spotting for a
I
Basically have all mid right now guys, okay
Oh my god!
What the hell was that?
What did I just see right there?
Nice job.
Alright, never mind.
Double it.
Ramp it up.
This fucker just teabagged me after he killed me.
No way. No way. Yes, I don't know. I don't know who was. Who was that? Who was that?
That's that's just candy. Pilot one. It was China one. It was China one. All right. This piece of
shit. Oh my goodness. I'm running it down mid. I'm running it down mid. I'm running it down mid.
The guild is hiding. Somebody have a UAV? Let's take that ship. No.
Oh my god
In the room
Yeah, close right here right there
We're not going down on my watch to get yourself together to that music off. It's cool music man
There's muscles. They call up. He did it
I love it. Okay
I think I'm gonna be right now
We're running around with it. I think
Main shot our team follow it. We need we need a captain right now. We need a captain be a captain. We need a captain
We need a real leader
Search and destroy and he's happening. He's happening. There's no way this guy's not that big
Hey John!
Hey John!
Why, why, why?
You're a team leader!
I'm a team leader!
You guys don't even need me!
Look it, you're all pro-calls and you players.
I would just tell my chat that I have negative eyes.
That's it.
I'm panicking.
Come on, James!
I'm just a head case, cracking under pressure.
Put him on one A.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't beat this.
I think it's Evo, I think it's Evo 1
I think it's Evo's got it
I'm in there spawn, jacking off
One enemy left, head over to the sky
Where is this guy?
Oh, he's...
It was Dizzy last round
Good one boy, good one boy, good one boy
Nice job
We should be we should be in bot lane right now. Yeah, it'd be amazing
It's a leak thing there's part of a spirit of TV I want to be there
Where you suck your teammate up and then you just run away in
What's that? What's that called again?
Yeah, you swallow your teammate in you about like a game. They swallow your teammate. Okay. Yes, Lee
What is it all over Tom Kench Tom Kench. Yeah, you guys always play Tom Kench against us. It drove me fucking insane
No one's
You guys gone crazy
Oh, yeah, you can hear me check Black Ops credits are about to roll
Give beautiful dreads massage. Oh
My god, don't do that to Gigi
I thought it was stubborn. I'm sorry. That's okay
It's okay
Take one. I'll see you the fat way. Hold on. Hold on. If you get behind somebody and you hit the
Analysts, you guys are playing keyboard mode. Is that your night button?
Yeah, you just hit the hit twice you take somebody hostage
Oh
Why are you sitting there Genji?
No, there's one right now. You're right. Double this sitting in the corner. You're not done.
I should write you right laying down. Oh my god. I think I have. I think I have an oldest.
What? He got me. He's one shot. He's one shot.
Oh, that's what she lined up. Oh my goodness. I'm with you, bro. I literally.
So I was gonna clean that guy out mid plant my bad my B my B my B my B
That's your men she got her a bit shit. This is what 10,000. I got her a big boy. She got her a bit. It's over
I just shot a fucking body, bro
Yeah, I'm shot dead bodies by like four times in the term
I just look like prone players, dude.
Iza, system's hot. We're not here for a tour.
I'm going B.
I'm in a natively really common spot.
One dead A, another one here.
one more on you peanut in front of you right right close right close right close right
Oh my god!
Nice, nice.
Oh my god!
That's just great work, man.
That's just great work.
Alright! Alright!
You still haven't seen it?
Oh sorry.
So, we're done.
Other than the Grand Finale, right?
Yeah, now we have to play the Grand Finals, dude.
Oh my god, are the remads?
gonna be myth and jake and bait dude it's gonna be so close guys are at no I'm
guys guys this may be a secret but I sit down for this one okay didn't warm up
at all to play this game no I play yeah I know a race it up for this one actually
sit down for this one sit down for this one I am thoroughly warmed up now I've
got a little silly juice in the system if I run it back against those guys I'm
I'm doing twice as good, you know, twice as good.
I'm pooping on him.
I'm pooping on him.
I'm dutying on him.
I'm sure that's going to happen, and I can't wait to see it.
But I am going to ask Doublelift, who is a AT&T and I letter
cup champion.
So since we won all three matches,
how much do the points that we won from going 3-0 affect
the Grand Finals?
So like if they beat us in the Grand Finals, we don't matter.
We don't care.
Any of you guys have an issues with your servers right now my shit's okay. No, oh wait
Oh, yeah, my kbps is low as fuck. Oh my god. Have you mentioned it like let me see
I use like I rolled our runs so that my stream doesn't go down when they're
Not being 9.2 KBPS. It should be like 16
Good over there you guys is everybody okay, it should according to these numbers it shouldn't kind of look like crap
that. Everything fine. Oh, everybody says, everybody says it's fine. Yeah, I'm looking
at the KDS, it's about half of what it should be.
I should get nuked. If you look at the mainstream, like, oh, never mind. That's because I had
Also, I had it at 360p
I'm looking at it too people are saying in the chat like
Yeah, okay, that's my thought oh team adapt already has already has one point boys
Wow, yes, I'm Dean is kind of getting puttyed on
we
Scalp is 17 and 5 and his rest of his team is combined 4 and 25.
Holy shit. Oh my god.
He has his total, the rest of his team's kills combined times 4.
Yeah.
That's insane. That's insane.
That's insane.
Well, I don't know if you guys saw, but the inserts that we played against him at 1.27 and 3.
You see that?
16 kills.
Teams like that are usually not going to win.
One kill, one kill, one kill, one kill. Oh my goodness.
where people just start.
Oh my God, I'm getting used to playing as a one guy then.
Oh my goodness.
Honestly, every time I would hear Hatsay scum is dead,
the amount of relief that came over my system.
Yeah, oh my goodness.
I just pulled W after that.
It was concerning.
Well, let me get a beef steak.
Let me get a beef steak.
I got to see, I got to see Frats.
I got to see Frats.
Let me get a beef steak.
Outstanding work.
I think something is actually kind of wrong with twitch because even trying to load this stream
Yeah, they're getting hit as well. They're getting hit as well
Yeah, well what a bad time for twitch to go down like literally three hours into the turning
keep stick wait wait I don't want how to how to clip let's see here
I have a job welcome back
okay
nade your ball for pics and bands
how did you tell my whole jet to say f3 went down?
say what?
oh my god
you just, you written all over it did you tell my whole buggy that jet right?
oh shit
AT and T just went down
Oh, no, at least or at least it might be on me at my index.
Maybe I don't know.
Oh, no, no, no, it's going in and out for everybody.
My shit's cooked.
Everyone's just getting kicked out.
Oh, like, yeah.
All right, guys, I'm just going to say this beforehand, guys.
I'm just going to say this before this goes down.
Which modulators I'm screaming on YouTube, kick and X.
They're completely separate servers.
So, Twins goes down, just so I'm still alive on there boys.
We can, they're time up boys, they're time up.
Your stream is fine.
That's great, that's great.
I'm just letting you know, just in case.
Just in case, I'll tell you before it goes down.
Just in case, just in case.
Why do you keep taking Xs and stuff?
Just in case boys, just in case, just in case.
I'm in LA.
Yeah, I'm West Coast still and mine is fine.
Oh my God, dude.
You have to watch this Tyler clip, bro.
This is exactly what I'm talking about, bro.
The vibe has got to be so...
Wait, post it.
I just put it in our team chat, man.
He's so upset he's so good at this crash. Oh
You're what just crashed my game just crashed to everything's fucking breaking what the hell shit
The Internet's breaking. Oh, they tried nice. I mean who was pissed who was pissed?
Somebody Nate shot knife them and he just snapped at his teammate for laughs. Oh my god. It was so funny
I gotta watch it, I gotta watch it, I gotta watch it.
Oh my god.
It's, he starts yelling at his own team.
Oh my.
It's gonna be long three weeks.
It's gonna be long three weeks.
Oh my god.
Very nice one.
Stupid fucking piece of shit game.
You want to fucking be in me, you bitch of shit.
Fucking you guys laughing at it.
You're fucking all bottom fragging at me.
I should set
Can't even walk in and lead
About sending my spawn and get all the ones that are coming through
Well, it's coming down there
So it's another roll. Let's slow our roll. Let's slow our roll. Let's go
But it's silly stupid down now. It's stupid down now. That's what I say
I'm a boot back up a boot back up
Okay, so here
Yo, yeah, what up? What up?
Yeah, I just saw a clip honestly that wasn't as big as the snap as you guys let on but it was it was a bit of
I feel bad for who's he talking to um, I don't know. I think you started to everybody
I didn't start to kind of talk to everybody
It's funny because I heard Jinji over there. She's got a fan of the flames. I don't know if you know
some of the Jinji kind of one of our one of our main guys like main main main confidants.
I watched you and Jinji and Oh, she just went down for me. Oh, yeah. I forgot. I forgot. Yeah.
hours. After the long stream bro, I just put it on the TV and Lena at the beginning. She's
like who the fuck is this guy? Is this like annoying orange? And I was like no, no, no,
you don't understand bro. This is her peanut. He's swear he's gonna be like so big. She
became a bungulator. I started laughing and like started looking forward to the stream
Dude, oh that's fucking sweet. You know actually the it says cool. I I'm actually about doing me Genji
Officer throwback talk on on Saturday. Oh
Dude, I've never watched I'm not gonna lie
I I only ever watch your stream once when you're doing a Halo marathon
Mm-hmm, and I was like who is this guy and he's like somehow making like watching Halo fun
And then I watched you again in our creators and I was like this guy's the best and then I've never watched our cover in my life
But I would totally watch that hey well wait I mean the media isn't there's a good reason. I don't play that game
There's a good reason. It's good. Very good. Very good reason
They're gonna just fly over and I'm literally not gonna play the game the entire eight hours
But you might give this out you might give me what does that mean like like cuz of stream snipers
Yeah, so like in streams I miss you know some games are manageable some games are not manageable
That is a completely unmanageable game. I will spawn in I have a guy fly over to me
I'll die instantly eight hours in a row. I basically won't be able to play the game like like I'm hoping that
Rarely luckily I evade them all just by pure coincidence, but most games are just gonna be me walking on a spawn dinosaur
Okay, that's fuck cuz that already happens to an arc. Yeah, it's even worse
Yeah, it's even worse because an arc you actually if you have really good teammates like closing stuff
You could like maybe kind of like kill like four teams five teams in that game
If if there's a cheater that wants to get you to get to this nothing you can do about it
And it's one bullet
Like ten times more known now that that's crazy. Yeah, you know, you're not gonna get a play drill
And on top of that there isn't like in our creators will be like oh, let's just hatch out that that doesn't exist
There's almost do the extract like for real. There's well on most maps
There's one maybe two extracts you can go to and people will spawn at them and just not move the entire rate
Listen listen what we're playing Den hard point again
Now, I know we lost it in the first time,
but all the other maps we had never played before.
We know how to play them.
We've seen them.
I think it's the right call.
Is this the Grand Finale?
This is the Grand Finale.
For Search and Destroy, now look.
Now we have time to talk about it.
For Search and Destroy, we're playing SCAR.
All right, that's the map that we played overload on
against them in the first series.
Gotcha, I remember that one.
Yeah, that was good, but that was good.
Yeah, and I'm going to run it down real quick
for how that map normally plays for just like 30 seconds.
Do you guys remember the, um,
not one side of the map had like an airplane that was just kind of like laying
on the ground and it was like a very long line of sight. Yeah.
And then the opposite side sort of like parallel to it was, um,
it had like two wooden steps that all kind of met up towards like the middle.
You know, it was trying to explain it better. Um,
there wasn't a problem on the top chief. Yeah. All right.
when we played the scar overload
that right side of the map say we spawned like looking
fuck I don't know
the side that the mid-skinned wanted but the side that the mid-skinned didn't want
yeah yeah giant saloon exactly Yvonne
it kind of look like an old western like saloon
like that outside area in search of destroy that's normally where a lot of
the fighting happens it's really all about control for that
because you meet there at the same time,
the side of the map with like the airplane out the open,
the majority of the time does not really get played too often.
So when we go to search on that map,
it's gonna be a lot of fighting mid-map,
and it's gonna be a lot of fighting at that saloon area,
but you really have to be like careful about how you peek
because both sides are exposed to each other.
So the defenses are really, really important.
Is the saloon side the one where there's like a second story?
Yeah.
I gotta do it really fast.
Yeah, it's it's a big second story. Kind of like out in the open. Yeah. Yeah.
With the like the balcony area and yeah.
Oh, yeah, there's a spot for someone.
Here we go. Yeah. OK, God.
And once we play like one or two rounds on it, even though it's going to be like
during the tournament, you'll figure out what I mean.
But we'll get there when we get there.
We got to win Den first. OK.
News. I just want to try to give you guys like a heads up before we got there.
And then for the overload, we're playing Den again.
Okay, and this is a taxi, right? Yep. Yep. I gotta keep my lucky P. I got to keep my lucky P. Take the lucky P
Now I'm trying to think did they have any score streaks
They had a lot of score streaks often which we weren't aware of so we should be prepared for that
But there might be some perks that could help us out if need be
Like in between maps has to go to the bathroom on stage all go together. No, that's that's a very common one act
another one is like
Everyone has to eat at the same time. That's it. That's something yeah, even if you're not eating the same thing I
Have a lucky pair of socks. I like that same ones lucky pair of socks
Yeah, lucky condom as well. Yeah, get those on get those on get those on oh
Wait, when's this grand finale star?
I'd start here soon. We just run the lobby lobby. Yeah, just a few remakes and we'll be good
It's your sake
Trying to think these games score streak grand finale right now right here boys. This is a lot of them
We wrap it up, right? I mean the wind literally just gave aides on the map for like a minute straight
Uh, they're not gonna scump have that that we don't have to worry about that with them
And I don't think these guys are bad enough to where I'm gonna be able to get up to that score streak
But oh you have to do that nine once. Yeah, I'm gonna have UAV on I'm gonna have counter UAV on
And
You just got talking to me. You said it sir
Yeah, haunt the last thing last thing so can everybody go into their loadout
Yeah, yeah, and you don't need to make this more complicated if you don't if you don't want to but if you for me
It's my left click
And I can open up like the class and I can like duplicate it chap for them on keyboard mouse. What does it do?
I like to duplicate
Okay, I want you to duplicate your most used class, right?
And it'll be somewhere at the end
Yeah, and I want you to go into the
Let's use it the third perk, okay the third perk slot, okay, and it's called cold-blooded
I
Yes
All right, listen if you die and we know they have a UAV up in the air just switch to that class until
The UAV is gone and with cold-blooded they don't they won't see you on the map
God
They have big kill trees like drones. I didn't change it up anything. Just you said boss
This is you said changing it. No, but it doesn't need to be like super complicated. It could be very very quick
But I that's why I'm saying like if it's too complicated just don't do it, but I'm just saying it can be helpful
Me and with I'm getting word that it's ghosts not cold-blooded. All right. Well my chat. They're all fucking stupid. Here we go
Let's go find ghosts. That's the first perk
Yeah, instead of ninja ghost
Now put up the exterior to keep the exterior if that's we've been running so you're not
undetectable by enemy scalpels and UAV yeah UAV's got the most important so I
just have a class ready to go for it I'm gonna switch to it really quickly if I
need to okay so I got the good one and then the regular one is the ninja one
I'm like I'm probably gonna run ghost a cold-blooded and see this where they
have something devastating I want 10k for charity I just got where I go
Yeah
Dude nice congrats. We like us or me when I do I do nothing
Yeah, I speed you might you might be the MVP bro
Me
Yeah, oh my god, I'm MVP. All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go peanut. Yeah
Let's do it
All right, now remember on this side,
the hill comes back to us to the left.
So I don't want you to overthink it in like play too scared,
but if we get killed from anybody behind us,
we're probably gonna spawn on the other side of the map.
That's much, okay.
I'm gonna do my best to hold this spawn,
but we're playing for mid, we want points,
but just remember this side is what we kinda wanna hold.
We'll be all right.
And if we lose the map, we lose the map. Don't stress it. No stress.
Oh hell no, we're not stressing.
One down, adoption mid.
One top mid.
Fifth bar back on the right side.
Second floor, mid.
Push up, push up.
Now hard point.
On top of top of top of top of the buggy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on the next one already. I'm on the next one already.
Oh my god.
Oh, I think he's dead. I'm sorry. They're responding to right to our right to our right.
On the right. On the right.
Check out dude.
One dead up top.
Take a corner to the right.
Oh, outside one?
I'm getting hit with nades.
In hell.
Now there's a call there you got a shooter that thinking can test time when if we have an opportunity
Oh one of the shades. Oh my goodness. Well, she's
Dead nice job rotating we got 19 we got 10 seconds
What?
Going to that left side?
He was done!
Going.
One's already pushed up on our side waiting for you to run by.
Yeah, he was in the corner and he was sitting on the wall.
In that wall area.
I got three.
I need help on hill.
I mean, one right in front of you.
They're going to be spawning right across so you double lift.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
It has been hard.
That's dead.
Across.
Oh, yeah.
Three down, three down.
I can't shoot that fucking clone is so stupid
I
I'm switching to the UAB loadout bro
Actually
Good
My god, I just killed you. I'm sorry
They're all in the back. They're all in the back. Just flood the front. There's only two lives
If you guys can flood the front of the new get those kills
I
Pushing in
We got a good team coming together
Window there are the window
Yeah
just good time we got 20 seconds
one there
shoot for this one
push in push in
nice
behind me behind me
behind me behind me
do hard point up
over here you go over here
on site
on site
the guild took the hard point
got him dead
I got three I'm inside the inside without you give us a tiny bit
you're wrong well push the window I got me got me to my bed to the side bed
well push you know our side at the bottom middle and there's gonna be one
the hill on the right side we got our UAVs up in the air once like it us right
now pick it up push through push through now
I'm trying to push behind them to help us get spawns.
They're laying down on the quarter.
You're mine, 90 point, 90 point.
I'm behind them, we got spawns.
Listen, they're all going to spawn up on the rooftops now.
That's about us.
Now just kill the clone.
I think they got a clone inside of it.
They do, they have a clone.
All right everybody just keep fighting the hill. They're all gonna be on these rooftops
What the fuck it boys
One left side one job
get the eyes on the scouts
it's gonna be a hard point
i'm gonna go next
one more on the side
that's only 5 seconds left
we're only down by 20
one down new side
one down new side
hard point is active
hard point is active
what
one's on our side
Our side respond. One's still there. Careful. Yeah, that's her
You are incoming
That killed by my teammate. Yeah, that was me. That was me. That'd be that. I got you in. Oh my goodness. Come on. Help
Don't worry, just keep collapsing together. Just keep pushing together. This is great. They got no UAVs up in there
I got a common UAV up in the air
I'm trying to get the track, I'm trying to get the track.
That's team wipe, that's team wipe.
They're all middle map.
Go to the next one.
They're pushing our side, they're pushing our side bottom in.
I got one stun.
They're all pushing for the next hill, so try to back up if you can.
Nice, good kills.
One more there.
We got a great cost on this, everybody just go together.
Don't be afraid to slide in we'll trade you
Probably gonna flip to where we just were I'm gonna get out the hill somebody get in it
I'm gonna hold spawns
Somebody in is somebody in
One more window
They're gonna be in the back now they're gonna be in the back where we were just coming from
I
Great time we're tied up great job. It's going back to middle map now. I'll say I'll show you guys go
Leads ours stay on task
So I'm at dead
I'm here
Have the hard
One more right side
I got a stun I'm pushing it somebody get on the hill
To two more bottom it to more bottom it push it out to the mid hill
The way around the left just go all the way around the back. Oh, you baby. No, I'm dead
No, there's one in the back on me. We're gonna be at the staircase
No, there's somebody on the hill
So to pinch from there together, we're gonna get a nice little team push here
One day
Don't be back
Oh, I just got some
Oh, we got a nice little pitch on this little sliding. Don't be afraid to go in
One backside one point. I like
Nice job, just keep reinforcing the hill just keep going straight
Just hold that you three hold that I'm picking up mid-bass for the next hill that outside one
probably going to be one on the right, all of you guys go, all of you guys go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ok, going, going, going, going, going…
A lot mid, spring mid, oh my god.
I'm pointed after you, the gill took the hard point.
Dvd.
I'm down, I'm down.
Get in the hill, get in the hill get in.
I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it, i'm in it.
We're going to be mid back right now and in front of me.
Two dead mid back.
I
You see that boys? You see that boys?
We did pretty good, we did pretty good.
What is that?
Dude, it's so cheap.
That thing is so cheap.
Oh, that's huge.
Well, we didn't beat a major.
I mean, men, this is like Kenbo's plunge.
I'm trying to beat the shit out of him.
Right, Franklin.
We're still going to whoop him.
Go ahead, Jack. Go ahead, Jack.
I don't respect it.
Oh, boy, this is our mode.
Surgeon destroyed next.
And then he uses all the tools that are available to him.
Have you no humanity?
Let's start DDoS-ing us already.
Have you no morals?
Yeah, start DDoS-ing us, buddy, quickly.
Yeah, just do it.
I don't know what you're saying.
Something's gonna do.
Psych! Psych!
Psych! Psych!
And I really do gotta use my active camo.
I keep forgetting that thing exists.
I haven't seen my special team at all this time in tournament.
Food is here.
Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, yeah, wait.
Food is here for me.
I should be here.
They might start her very quickly.
It's big back time.
I think everyone on this team killed Doublelift at least once.
I legit have team killed Peanut like five times.
That's all right.
He's team killed me like three times.
So is.
I feel so bad, man.
I'm just like shooting.
I have to.
I have to.
someone just walks in
Not happens it happens it's gonna happen like you can't even and overthink it
Lucky be lucky be you guys are playing great man. This is awesome. Let's win this search
Now look, I really do think that first round of search is gonna be like I'm once that you guys learn so quickly about
I mean, who knows they might not play the map the way that it's supposed to be played
But the majority of the time I mean like I'm not trying to sound
More dramatic than I need to be but like in professional play all the fights happen at like one business
Very specific part of the map and if we could just nail that down using like stunts and nades are gonna be really important
Like you can throw a stun over the corner to see if they're playing there
If you get a hit marker with it you throw a nade it
We're all just gonna have to work together and trade each other out because you basically meet there at the same time
And it's like a bang out
Yeah, so you see this right here this area right there. Yeah, it's a loon in the middle. Yeah
All right, let's go it. Oh good. I got it. I mean everyone's gonna hold w there
We should just yeah, so this let's let's not let's not map is gonna be big
But if somebody wants to play the top of our building you can watch mid-map
You don't have to overchall it people might try to flank through the all the way
I wish I could go ping up on the far right side over here
Some people might want to try to run a route and
I'm gonna go up the left side
Three people should come with me. I think we should do a lot of them together that we were doing before
I'm not sure if they know, but I'm gonna try to take space here. I
I got one yeah there's one more on the top of their main building listen you
guys could probably plant the bomb and bring the pressure to them
well I'm sure you lay down when you play mom I'm gonna lay down when you're
playing it
I'm playing my planet
oh he's dead he's dead all good all good that's how this map normally goes
Don't even sweat it
Enemies have disarmed the bomb
We're not going down on my watch get yourself together. It's on me. No, no, you're fine
I overchild knit have to get a one kill in
Look at this angle for so long bomb goes down I keep holding it the second I leave it
I just shot in the ass
I
Don't know if I've made my ends, but double it they're gonna be here quick as hell, brother. Yeah. Yeah, I'm holding second
I'm gonna try to crawl up outside they're looking for B. They're looking at B and 4b right now
There's one outside here. I'm going I shot better
Very good
The time's low. Put your head down and get it done.
Talk one.
What the fuck is this last guy?
Could have been on the outside near me.
Listen, we got a 4-1. I basically have all of A in their side, so you guys just roll together, okay?
Just stick together.
Um, yeah, for sure. That's what I'm doing.
Just gonna shout out from their spawn.
Hey, I got it.
There's...
No, he's on our side.
Okay, just make sure we're rolling together guys. We're all kind of split up right now. I'm on a money. I'm gonna do you double list
I'm with you. Oh
He's in our spot. He's locked. He's going up going up half health. What's that though?
And I'm trying to do a drill sergeant like hey, you're doing great
I got broke
Buddy and go everywhere together. Yep. Got it. Hi last time I'll say it
I think I bring damage you think we just watch that go somewhere or do I keep lurking?
You know like to me like a five stack bang out at a works, but you got a like player
We all looking for the kills. We do not have bomb. You're right. Oh
All the back grab it all the back grab it
be on uh... on planes
oh my god
if you're looking
perform
I
Fuck how good is that?
How the hell is that?
This guy's an Eli?
I thought I was about to get around the whole damn map.
I didn't even see him the anyways old thing.
Okay, you see that pretty well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So adapt this plane, that airplane, I think.
I think he's going to go back there.
Well, I'll come up to the start.
Yeah, that's the gamble.
I'll get out of the map.
There we go.
Put an eye on it on defense, but fuck it.
I don't know if that's where they're going to go over there.
If you want to lurk, Hutch, you could play the top of our building
and just go back and forth between mid-window,
watch in the flank, and get an info mid-map.
Yes, sir.
Got it.
Oh, I'm stuck here.
wanted
yeah they're they're they're they're looking towards the
they'll agree
and that be
you don't think i shop behind them right now
great job as serious black ops and tc is scraping
i'm going to your life i'm not need plank
i'm on a pinch
There's a sniping window.
Other side of the airplane.
I did it!
I see two left!
Yes!
Think smart!
Move fast!
I'm in same spot!
One more!
Oh two!
Oh yeah, one more, one more.
Oh!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You see it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sheesh!
That's just great work.
He got that dog.
That never faked a death either, should I say?
Won't be one ice?
Sure.
Can I say?
Can I say?
Circuit destroyed.
Can I say?
Can I say?
We don't know.
Can I say?
We don't know.
I can eat boys.
Lock it in!
All right, listen, I'm gonna try if you got a lot play up on this left side of a I'm gonna try to get up in the middle
Everything okay
Pudge you up Bob. Just have a while. Okay
Were you three down? I dropped it. I dropped it. Johnny. Where are we?
Oh, they got a UAV. I gotta go off fast
One more back left steps back left steps
You guys you guys
Something went on six with the baby or you guys can do you think I'm gonna go to you myself
Wait, what's in the middle building right now there's two in there one more one more one hundred
Right you're right on this oh my gosh, actually they're both above you right now in the steps
one enemy left
last person is on the middle truck
if you look at that top middle map
you can see the little blue arrow
right there
yeah just stay alive
watch this guy you're cross
can we point?
nice job guys
that's good
that looks actually went crazy there
oh my god
words
that's your beautiful
that's not an easy kill, you pull out the dualies and you still spit on them good shit
good work good work
spit on them, holy shit
yeah spit on them
spit on them
yeah he's in a way
search and destroy
what a rush what a rush
anytime you got it and listen those UAVs are huge so
great job of staying alive and getting them
They're gonna snipe window at B. I'm gonna try and play a little bit closer
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no
All right now, I'll drop it now, I'll drop it now
No petro, no petro. One's opposite of this
One's here D
I didn't think of going to start. I don't see anything
I'll just release the skewer
Skewer, skewer
Not good, I'm dead
I could kill, damn it. Headshot left side D
Yeah, running out of daylight. I basically have all of a right now if you guys can hold
There they're looking to go be at the moment. I think
One bit what made oh one more of the aside airplane
I should have thought that start 2, damn it, damn it.
Oh, what is this?
Fine, you're pretty good at that.
I can win that.
3-3, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Let's try it.
Put Stem on.
Fighting a Stem Cat.
What do you place Stem with?
Is it a Sunday?
I should have lost that.
We're fine, they see first to three.
Yeah, yeah, we good.
I'm gonna stop playing.
Go to engage all hospitals.
So useless.
We got the ball.
They might try to get aggressive this round if I were the ones calling it for them.
They might just like try to push up B side or fight out A.
One's bottom A.
One's bottom A around that corner.
He's done, he's done.
Lock in, lock in.
Need some more cars, Mr. Gage.
We need to lock in, boys, we need to lock in.
No, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
We're down five, three, two, one, go!
Plenty of time, plenty of time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're chillin'.
I mean, if you guys really want to,
we could try a bread and butter that we did before
and-
Sir, can destroy.
Go down mid?
No, I don't think we go down mid.
Yeah.
It gets too much info.
If we all just want to run down the left side
as a team and just go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
I
Everybody left I think I the UAV
We might want to cancel this and back up
Zombies down
UAV on me
I'll still charge at the front.
Enemy CUAB established overhead.
I'm bottom of the map.
Backstop.
Adept dead.
Adept dead.
One's up top.
Second floor on A.
Near dead.
Two seconds more ahead.
Nice!
Yay!
Good work, boy!
Good work!
It's arming the bomb.
Let's go.
Louise!
Louise!
No, that was an angle
I'm not sure but I had the UAV myself. I think it's a personal one
You might be close do you ever like applied though I guess one of your streaks
I do yes. Yes. All right. You're like one kill away from getting an actual UAV
So you should play your life
I didn't get close on I have first one I'm not seeing anything
On it
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I
Go peanut sneak the bomb plant just go prone to sneak out never mind. There's one right in front of you my PQ
That's a bridge. All right. He's up on the stairs above you guys and see everybody
Now behind you behind you on the truck. Oh my god. Oh my good. Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
I'm just out there. Oh
one enemy left, handle him
careful, watch now, you can see him on your minimap, just work
they've been died, 25 seconds
from the left side of the bomb
oh, what?
how does he know?
I don't know, bro
you might not have got it if it's seven and a half seconds
It's gonna be close, but he might not have gotten it.
No, I think he got it.
I think he, did he get it?
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
So close.
I can't believe he forgot.
I should have just picked the one, I don't know.
Damn, we got it.
No, that was hard.
I mean, dude, I can't believe he's so ready for that angle.
Search and destroy.
Gildo.
We gotta do what we work, boys.
We work, is what we work right here, boys.
I think we're done right here.
Protect the objective every UAV. Oh, yeah, run that
They're all coming over here my side a side three four
Not good
You were incoming
Traded for any room. Oh my god, I keep thinking I have a stun on
You returning to base
Serious black ops
Now they're going through mid-hunt
Beautiful
Okay
Good try, good try, good try, we got an X-Men.
Alright, 1-1, 1-1, 1-1.
Final round, final round of the Grand Finale boys.
Come on, final round of the Grand Finale, here we go, here we go.
Come on.
So many cod people on this journey.
Hmm. Hmm.
This is...
Hmm. This is...
Hmm.
You're beating Noodle!
Hi guys, it's gonna be Dan Overload.
Now we played this shit, not on Overload.
And this map gets a little tricky because if they take ball to one side
You spawn pretty far away. So we just got to stay close together and make really like cohesive pushes with the ball
Like if we can get the ball in our hands and stick together like a fucking, you know, like we're
An offensive line trying to run this HB draw like win there
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We we grabbed the ball and we put it in the in the spot where the ball
called. Can you get a chick to each other? I'm going anti UAV offer it. Always wipe twice.
There you go. Here we are. I don't really know what sports that well. Okay. Bye guys for
all the marbles let's do it all the marbles let's go all right listen if we
get like three four kills the entire priority should be grab ball and move
that thing forward until we get a couple kills don't worry too much about the
ball let's do it also if you have ball make sure you have somebody in front of
you know help clear it or just go with it yeah the biggest thing with this game
is always looking at your minimap to see where your teammates wrap with. I'm gonna try to help as much as possible with how we coordinate this.
Got you.
One's right side.
Go above that wall and left right.
One more. Right side. Run left, run left, run left now, run left now.
behind a couple right now.
Nice, nice.
Oh, one more.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Right side as fast as you can.
Offs one.
Go, you need to go, you need to go, you need to go.
We got it.
Oh, my god, they got it.
They got it.
They got it.
That's OK.
That's OK.
Oh, my goodness.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
Scout, push through.
Oh, my god, it just.
No overload device available.
Yo, the ball's on the left side.
Everybody work left.
Right now we grab all and go one's in our mid careful. Grab all grab on the left side. Oh shit
Okay, that's it. We're dead
Mission timeline expired you will go from all go both. You guys bring it left. I gotta go. I gotta go to go to go
Enemy you will be able to beat
All pushing out the right side
I like this
go go go go go go
he's here he's here there's two of them
skewer is up
fuck he got me got me got me
right away
left it's up to using scout mode
calling in skewer calling in skewer calling in uab as well
one more left side left side
uab coming in the surveillance over flash
I
Don't want the right to push my knee jump. What's up one day?
We're running it all the way around right back up everybody back up and go around right
Go around right. Oh one mid right mid one mid right
It's like to their throat sons if you have them he needs help as fast as possible
One more one more. They're both there there wasn't in the room. He's about to run over
Yeah, we're meatballs, let's go
There's gonna be one or two people we got to deal with just iron up
What's behind us right now, it's a great cap
The ball's gonna be exactly where it was when you guys come all spawn go back around the right side
Pop it all pop it all
Right now, they're all gonna be
I got them. I got I got them. I got the bone down. That's nice
Overload oh my god, I might as well but they have it they have it
I
Want one more to we have to deal with here
No, no, what's in the room in the room?
Listen, I'm grabbing ball. I'm running left. Yeah, I'm fine in a room with you. I should have spun in
He's your right. He's your right. Go right. Go right. Go right. Go right. I'm coming back right to you guys. Yeah
That's that left I
Gotta go a be coming in
I'm on I'm on a side. I'm on a side. I'm coming. I'm coming out. Yo, what's bottom it?
He's gonna kill me he's gonna kill me might be a one bomb
I
Got some for all we got to do is keep scoring bro fuck plane defense
That you guys are running back through spawn and just backing up the point is beautiful
I
Don't like that
My games one more window one more window we grab on the goal right now
I gotta go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go left meeting you left
Go left one left to go left
I'm going from
Stay there
Oh god long brother you guys are slang
Yeah, keep holding
You're all too much
Returning to base
We picked up the EMP
Boop boop boop
Nice job
Enemy control station overloaded
One more point we've got a bomb
I got it
I got it
I got a bomb
What are you doing?
One more in the back, bottom middle
I've located a new EMP device
I have it, I have it
One more there, now another one there
Another one back up
Go for him, go for him, go for him
Go for me, go for me, go for me
Oh my god, you might actually get it
Oh, yeah, one minute one minute
The three guys on it the three guys on it. It's really quite on it five feet away from it five feet away from it
I killed nice
No one's there you ran backwards
Why did you run back?
We're dead we're dead we're dead right side right side right side I got right side
Yeah
I got one now you can be back left
holding it they're holding it one more back right
I got it. I'm dead. They're all back there. There's four or five on it. Yeah, we're going
No, he got me. He's gonna make it. He's gonna make it. I'm running straight through you guys. We might be able to get this timing
Nice I'm one. I'm one
Let's go everybody great
Shit oh my goodness oh my goodness
If this ain't the finest team I've ever damn saw, I don't know what it is!
What we do?
Hey, can we got League next week?
Come on, man!
This is the start we needed. This is the start we wanted.
Let's go!
DG's everybody.
You're an absolute legend, bro.
I'm your legend.
I'm your legend, man.
I have nothing left.
I can't wait for three more weeks of this. I generally can't.
I knew this was this was electric. This was electric. I want to do it all right now. Oh my goodness
This is like I told you P. This is all right
You enjoy this sermon and then I see he vouched where he said this is the most fun shit. I'm oh my god
Was he right? Was he right? He hit me up and I was like brother and once you play in one of them
You were gonna want to play in every year. It's true. We are no fun, dude. So fun. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah
Yeah.
Dude, if you guys have time and you want to play League this week, I'm always gonna play
Flex.
Also, I'm gonna post some info on what champs you could play that I think will be good for
every role.
Yeah, yeah.
You tell me what you need from me, double lift and I'll do it because I have no idea
what I'm doing.
Double lift, double lift.
You tell me what I need to be.
I'll be on every day and I'll coordinate with Pee a couple, maybe one or two days this
next week on us running like Flex and Matt.
I can approach you in those DMs too.
Yeah, just let me know.
If I don't do it on stream, we can play all Sunday, Mr. Hodge.
Sunday it is. I'll see you this Sunday on it.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
You guys, we can actually do it.
Also, I'm playing with you two, like, every day.
So, um, if you haven't already pulled up the AT&T stream there,
so after they do all the replays,
there's going to show up the scoring,
like, right now, everybody.
And all of us should be in the top five, hopefully.
Probably scumped my boot one of us out. We just logged a ton of points. I'm taking people to the beach
Yeah, they're probably
We saw some stuff today that was just unbelievable. I mean, I'm learning new things about scars as well
So this has been an absolute treat educational experience here and just good work man through and through fun day called
a lot of people mentioning a chat they think I did not realize
that game like that is usually played in the game you want
for sure coaching and uh iGL so a lot of saying nature and be
yeah his lobby skills are unmatched honestly i think that's
what i've been talking about say i'll get you guys and talk
that's in the world that's in the world make sure like what was
happening out there we were find out we need job what mvp
How do they know? How do they already know? I'm on the thing.
I don't know how it works.
I don't know. Maybe that's just your chat saying you should be MVP.
Oh!
Uh...
Oh.
I'm gonna post something in our Discord really quick.
Got you, Joe. Anybody should take a look at it, especially UP.
Okay, is that good?
We need to check cross-league team building on there.
Sure. Sorry. Sorry.
second. There's no way anyone but
they shot is having me 100% I mean we
want everybody else. Check that the
end. Oh wait. Oh, oh.
Got you. Okay. Pretty darn loud.
Where are you guys talking in our
groups in our group? I can get loud.
Oh, that was a great. Can you check?
You know, can you check the end?
Fun. I also think. Yeah, yeah, I do
that. There you go. Time team adapt
I've been in that exact same situation
Yeah, I'm doing this one P if you wanted to I believe we're doing the same one. Yeah, you already got one
Okay, I believe so we went with this car which is
We can win this we know what to do perfectly right now
We're going to write it's great. He's lost a lot of weight. Good for him
Reminded for you all that you courage you speak prices all turn out of shit
Really he's lost a lot of weight you went and ran like this marathon and all kinds of cool stuff
I might still make bad jokes, but that's good for him
massive big up big up
I'm gonna do some but one more thing
One a mile per big magazine
Fuck yourself I try to do a hundred jumping jacksday. I died on 80
You think I'm running a mile and that's the day I'm the pope that's the day frauds are falling from this guy
You make TV I made it to 100 I put through I had a positive 80 per second. Okay. I had a positive 80
It's like 10 seconds. That's how much they beat it quick with you for nation
It was you for nation quick beating your hat is United
And that made the fun of work so exciting.
Now that I feel even more excited.
Cause I have no idea what this is about.
I have no idea what teams need to be coming out on the counterstrike.
Or you know, on 2K, 2XK, or 2KX.
So that's alright, it's not my game without fear, alright?
But I can't wait to see who comes out on top there.
How scumpy this is like.
He's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna watch the whole thing.
I'm an AT&T and I like that.
Huh.
Good.
What about you, Chance?
Alright, we just get to find out who like the real gamblers are, right?
This is quite a few like non-cod guys coming over and like looking good some people like again double
If we watch him play a free-frawl for 10 minutes didn't look that great
He looks like playing with a former pro that has won tournaments in like the the cod week or CWL
Are at the very least he's over there being the top slayer so incredibly impressive stuff
Yeah, yeah, honestly looking like a natural out there. So a lot of shooters in the right
called out that the mini map was this beautiful yes with the lanes like they
were set up like a protein for that route absolutely think the jack no joke
really every single base was covered they had a truck is formed and they
were set up around the resource like that's something that many proteins
don't quite get it's not too shabby down kids it's a tough world out here so
get stuff and may shot I assume a massive facilitator in that department
So stuff, you know round the round of thoughts hey, and now the question is team Bert peanut they win call of duty
Bert peanut pick double at first for for legal lessons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's next week
Here vote
Shots put in 10 hours a day for Counter-Strike, and he's got another few weeks
This team if this team locks in awesome 2x ko practice
And if they can get Nadeshot to somehow download League of Legends before Thursday morning,
they might be able to make some noise.
This could be a dominant run through the hole.
They have a chance. They have a real chance.
I think other teams are going to be playing kind of one.
Who's the MVP?
Knocked them off their pedestal next week.
I mean, you got to think it's Doublelift going to carry.
It's team one going to go.
Doublelift is insane.
He's going to have just 5-1.
Doublelift and run through.
But as long as we are drooling on our keyboard,
might be over tough
We have our eyes open. I think I pretty sure will be good for the League of Legends
Oh man, dude, nothing beats this rush. I'm not gonna lie
Sure, yeah, winning is fun losing
But still even if we lost that Grand Finals like I wouldn't even sweat it because this is probably our team's weakest game
No, I think you sure about that
2x to be our weakest game and League of Legends is gonna be our second weakest game
Everyone is garbage at 2x KO and there's no way I will we will not not lose in the
You guys like won't try at all and you guys like maybe I'll just like I'm gonna tie my dick off
I'm gonna be smooth as butter down there by the time we're done with that leave legends game. Oh fuck. Yeah
Okay, I don't I don't I
Don't see us losing a league. I mean surely you picked me for Lee. Yes. There's my head gets your hands up. Oh
Thank you. Yes. I'm missing your foot really fast. Let me know of your feet that vein right there
Sunday
I mean, VP, playing fucking League of Legends, that's gonna be hell, and I'm gonna love every second of it.
As, dude, like, the crash-outs and stuff, like, the funniest moments from Cod, like, League is so much more of a tilting game to lose, and, like, dude, the euphoria that you get from beating someone in League.
It's incredible, man.
It's not even about how fun it was to win, it's about how miserable you know they are.
Dude, I'm not kidding you, dude.
Every game I have someone who gets so mad at me in the jungle, for no reason, and they
will follow me.
They'll follow me through the jungle and try and steal my camps, and this has happened
like five times.
A couple of weeks ago, I completely understood.
Shut up, we were doing it, they were going crazy.
Like, it's crazy.
You have to like somehow appease your like mentally unstable teammates while still talking.
Every game!
It's every game!
If you're losing, someone's losing like mentally.
I can't hear him.
It's a crazy, it's a crazy, horrible community,
but it's such a good game.
It's the greatest game.
I'm not gonna say ever made, but it's one of them.
One of the greatest, yeah.
100%.
It's so good.
Incredible.
Nateshaw, now it's time for you to show your game, bro.
Why am I not hearing like all duties greatest game?
Yeah.
We out, Nateshaw.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would be not say it repeatedly caught is the greatest game
But time I
My great like we were flexible we have a open mind. I like that voice of course boys boys boys
I wouldn't say my favorite game on this list is CS 2
dude CS is gonna be so fun dude is the nature of it we're gonna stop and see
we're trying we're trying we're getting right I saw your face at eight yeah I'm
getting there we're getting closer closer and closer
the announcers are going to say they would stand up out of the seats oh I'm
watching right now the ATT podcast he's going in he's going in oh you cheap
Bastards, why can't I hear the broadcast am I insane? It's a like news explainers
Yeah, it's like a highlight. Oh, it's a highlight real you guys you I oh David wait a minute. I was gonna say do I look handsome? Oh
This is where the hodge clicks up you remember that one with the bottle. Oh my good
The sexy arms out so sexy. Thank you. Yes. Thank you so much
Let you leather me up in butter and slap my titties
I'll blow it up and you can jerk off in the corner while we do it.
Oh, God, this team, we're getting close, we're getting close together.
It's Spongebob, by the way, we're Spongebob, we might want to, I should show up.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I mean, read a book in the corner and expand your knowledge.
I'm about me and Hunch play Monopoly
in the middle of the room.
That's fully closed.
Fully closed.
Fully closed.
Oh, fireplace.
I'll put a house on that.
I just showed the same guy jumping off the side
of the house like four times.
Yo, where's the T1 slide off?
That's what I want to know.
Me killing me one slide off that was amazing. Yeah, I didn't think that was a highlight. That was definitely a highlight
Hmm and double it just pinching three people sure I know dude
Six did if we had anyone but a shot calling it was one and what would be so much harder to win
We had it threw out, but I have just received word on
who our MVP is so
folks with an incredible performance throughout the night. We're excited to chat with our weekly MVP
scum with a KD of
301
Kills to 70 deaths. Damn. They disrespected Matt like that. What?
Oh my god, you did go you did go three hundred and one and seventy, you know
they shot was Rob here that I was giving all good all good they shot was Rob
they challenge Rob at least one of those 70 was from that grenade strategy when
you're at a lot of words you're one of the greatest I mean damn what are we
gonna go everything in sight we won the fucking thing I mean nature's literally
playing all four of our characters wall or frag, but I appreciate it. You guys are being
very nice to me and it means a lot. Thank you. Don't worry, we actually secretly hit you.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't forget, we used to call you Cumshot on 100th.
Yeah, no, I was definitely, definitely, special shout out to Tyler1. Oh,
shit, am I wearing a sponsored pants? It's budget, budget, budget.
Wait a second made shot who got a I think the first ever 1v1 raps clutched on in
God but this is crazy
League of Legends next week that now he's gonna see that and go for revenge against you
Definitely might have poked the bear a little bit, but I've
He was really scary good really fast in league as well.
Well look, I mean this is just day number one, you've got three more weeks ahead.
He's the first time last week.
Yeah, I'm still one of those guys, this is boy.
He's good at every game.
Yeah, good.
I'm excited.
I feel like this game was probably the most huge thing.
I don't think any of our players have much of a kind background, but I love it. I know they play league
I know they play 2xko down and I know they play counter strike. So this was like
Where I feel like
Based of a master investigator as well, yes, you get to the bottom of whatever happens. Yeah. Oh, yeah
I mean nothing's getting bad. This guy doesn't get past this guy
is also doing it
On your behalf to the charity of your choice. What's he choosing have your charity already selected and if you do
What did you choose and why?
Yeah, I've done gamers outreach even through last year gamers outreach is always my go-to
I think it's a great cause
Send kids up in hospitals with obviously setups whenever they're not feeling so well
So I'm a gamer feel like it's a great great charity to to give the 10k fucking sweet
That's a thing?
Yeah.
That's fucking sweet.
Yeah, it's sick. I've been doing it for like a decade and a half.
Rogue Gaming setups into
hospital rooms for long-term stays.
I know, Jack.
My friend.
That's kind of crazy. That's cool.
I'm going for it.
We're looking forward to it.
Oh, God, here we go.
Well, double-lift his LCS champion, Seth.
Thank you.
This guy also thought he could tackle Prime Adrian Peterson.
Hey, you gotta tip the conference.
You don't have to be spying on that.
But you gotta be comfortable.
Well, guys, what a day.
What a day.
That is going back up week one of the AT&T, a 9-liter cup.
Be sure to tune in next week live to see how these players compete in League of Legends.
They might put it up off one.
love. Thank you so much to this week's
rankings. Well, we have X base
board. Remember, great seeing you guys
what is that X base board leaderboard. Did
you put it as a command in your chat?
Yeah, we do. But it's they usually
announced it might not be up strong.
That was an absolute blast to watch
and was a great time. So listen, as
a reminder this year, ATT is offering
more ways than ever to watch the ATT
and I later cuff allowing fans
to stay connected with the talent they
love. I didn't mean to show our team
I don't think the only thing is like if you win MVP you get to provide money for your
carry.
Oh my god, I've never been sitting on the command again.
I'm totally down with that.
I think there was a little bit of like silliness with this individuality board where like you
like farm kills or like you know you're like, I don't know there's like ways of trying to
gain it which was kind of silly.
So I'm down with it just to be fully about the team.
It's not working, it is working.
It has a 15 second cool down.
On the lead, let's go.
Look, only one guy's command is going to work.
It's going to pass by.
It's completing.
There it is, there it is, right there.
I can see it, YouTube, I can see it, Twins.
I actually got to have the kick.
I'm so sorry.
It's, well, I'm glad that you are.
It's 8 of 7, you are.
I can't describe it.
It popped and I saw a double lift next to my name.
Yeah, dude, it's actually 7.
I love the CMT, the vibes are insane.
All right, I'm gonna go have some dinner.
We're moving, we're moving.
All right, guys.
Hey, much love, everybody.
It's a pleasure.
We got around League of Legends this week.
I'm begging you.
I'll be good.
I got you.
I'm beyond every day, streaming long hours,
so you will definitely place in place.
All right.
I'll just let you know if we do play together,
you're probably gonna want to rip your hair out, but...
No, I mean, dude, are you kidding me?
I'm gonna...
All right, he's the go, bro.
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
Go, go, go.
If I don't respond to Discord, just...
We make a DM on Twitter, almost or not?
Twitter?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right guys, enjoy the rest of your nights.
All right, that's our new team call.
Have a good one, good play, boys.
All right, GG's everybody.
Good night.
See you later, good night everybody.
Have a good one, have a good one.
All right.
Who won, we won.
Yeah, we won.
I know I say that every time we do a tournament,
but I'm always lying,
Actually for real sees this time. We actually want we want the thing we want we want for real
I'm not even fucking with you. I'm not even fucking with you
For real see for real sees
That's crazy. That's great
I'll tell you I don't use you in stuff
You can we were going crazy to boy. We were going that was dude. I'll tell you that was electric
That was electric. I wish I could start the whole thing over again. Do it again right now. That was electric. That was electric
Oh my goodness, but I do have plans for what we're doing right now actually
I do have plans when we do it and it's not be doing the tournament
Let's see let's see I
Am going to no not much not much kid you guys
And you guys, oh yeah, the Russ winners, oh yeah, so we've narrowed it down.
I'm not going to lie to you boys, I was going to pick it today, but then I had to stay up
until 9 AM to complete the Nuke event.
I woke up 10 minutes before this AT&T tournament, so I haven't really had time to look over
and I don't want to rush it.
I don't want to pick the wrong one.
I'm hoping everybody can forgive me and give me one more day, give me one more day on that
one.
I think I know, yeah, I just want to double check.
I just want to make sure I didn't skim over
or do anything like that.
We are gonna be doing right now.
Can you guys?
Can you guys?
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
That's right!
I'll be there yet with Coconut, Winnie, and Genji.
That's the game plan, boys.
That is the game plan.
And while everyone responds, hopefully they respond.
Hopefully they respond.
Gen.G, I think, is ready to play.
Let me see if Coconut and Winnie are ready.
Let me take some.
Let me take some.
Hmm.
Let me see.
Let me see here.
And then we'll go to Winnie.
Wait, I don't think I have Winnie on Discord.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Winnie.
Hmm here we go
There we go it will join up the disco with Gen. D
Didi
What's that peanut nothing just you know this trophy? It's too heavy out of you. I'm scared. Thank you
I saw you I see you a sneaky snake you as you are speaking in a state
Good work out there, Jiji. I saw you I saw you up on the big screen not just in the gates of the big screen
You would kill it. You were killing you were killing
Let me tell you that was electric that was electric. Oh my goodness. I even by the way I saw that clip where
Tyler one started going crazy at you guys and then I saw you try to simmer down the fire. You remember that?
You might not remember the moment you remember that moment?
It was when it was when Tyler one got stabbed by a knife and then someone laughed and he goes
What are you all talking about? All you guys are bottom-fragging. No one should be laughing here or something like that
And then I heard you time and you're like, yeah, I don't even know what you're saying
How do you think you know what you're saying?
You're like, yeah, I try to get the thing.
I know what you're saying.
Yeah, you're trying to sit me down and play.
Try to sit me down and play.
Good work, Captain.
Good work at that.
Well, I'm grabbing.
Thank you.
I take some coconut, and I take some whittie.
Um, hmm.
I'm going to get their asses on.
They better get on.
Oh, coconut and whittie just texted.
They said, OK, coconut said a gift from DJ Khaled dancing.
And whittie said, I'll be good in five bars.
All right, we're good to go.
We're good to go.
Perfect.
Let me tell you what I'm doing.
Join the streamer waiting room in my Discord win ready.
Here we go.
Let me show Winnie.
I don't know if Winnie's actually in the Discord.
Let me see.
Hello.
Hey, Kogunat.
Do you have Winnie's in the Discord?
Uh, I, I don't think so.
Fuck.
No, he's not.
No, he is not.
I'm going to sit him and invite and then, um, we have to have him join a random room
because he's not going to have perms.
Yeah.
Just think, yeah.
All right.
Wait, I'm, I'm booted up already there yet.
I don't know how much you got to that level.
Hopefully, hopefully a bit.
But it's the third level yet, or is it just two levels now?
Wait, guys, it's already there yet?
Do you have a third level yet or no?
Hmm.
I don't know.
Hi, Genji.
Hey, how are you?
I'm fucking fried.
I hear the sirens.
Three.
Uh.
Too much?
No, I'm just like close.
Only two.
How are you?
We will let you out.
Very good.
You know, like.
two weeks off and ask them all in our home. I needed it. I'm gonna be honest.
Holy. Let me tell you a number. I rushed to do your number. I had gone away for like three days
and I came back last night and I tell you the chat is just night and day because all the guys
from all the other chats come over and they're just assholes. Yeah. So there's such bitches.
I gave it to him. I said, I said, well, I'm not gonna say what I said, but I, I, I, I,
I gave it to him. I gave it to him. Fuck him. Fuck him all.
I said go back to whatever stream you even watch. But go back. You don't want to hear.
I bet they're walnuts. Yeah. I bet. I bet. I bet you. I bet you.
Yeah. Oh, you changed this bad
boy. This one. Here we go.
Here we go. I said the stream
needs my stream tiles. One moment boys.
You're definitely going to have to download the mod one day though where we can have like
10 people play with us.
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
At least so much fun.
Or I can just download it one of these days
because I know you might forget.
Yeah, you got me there, you got me there.
Grab, grab, that might be the better solution,
it might be the better solution.
I've almost done it, see if my streamtiles is,
when he said he'd be ready in five,
do you have any communication with him, let's go get that?
Nick, word, word, word, word, word,
we're out on the street on that one,
I don't have to explain that one, boss.
Here we go.
Almost done, almost done.
All right, good to go.
I now must say heavily drinking.
Oh, I can't wait for this moment.
I've been waiting for this moment.
I was saving it in during the tournament.
Cheers boys, cheers!
Hmm.
All the- all the gods.
All the next generation of the gods.
Alright, I'm not in the game.
Hmm.
Let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing.
If you had a 27 kill game on Arcades, isn't that everybody?
He's like 30 guys max.
Wait, where are we?
Oh, yeah, this is right after the lift.
I'm seeing you guys in fights.
Here you go, boys.
Okay.
Hey, I'm back.
Oh, long time back?
Oh, you guys had to be on the game,
I think for me to invite you.
Oh.
I'm on the game.
Wait, am I?
Maybe I'm offline.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm online.
All right, let me see you to invite.
Here we go
Then mr. Coco I
Messed Joe
I'm coming. I answered you both. What's you see him? I got him. I got it. Okay good. I
Got it, but
He let you join
You didn't give me
We tried to sit on line set. Oh, yeah, I got it
Let's do a quick assessment of the situation.
Got myself a wintry remote and it'll help with any future wintry when we do it.
What is that, two minutes?
Sound good, sound good.
Gotta get the six back.
Is that an eight pack? Oh, it's an eight pack.
That's safely in the storage over yonder. Here we go. Here we go
Let me get some lotion coconut
Head to the bathroom
What do I put whiskey at I don't know right there? I think put it is a
You got to put on the um down the coast. Yeah, the coasters. Yeah
To put some lotion over yonder
What do you do with lotion?
I think it's for when you get burned by the, the, the thingy.
By what?
The, the bottles of explosion.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
You bought a toss of me.
That's what you actually do.
I don't know.
I'll just be for a second.
Thank you, good chair.
Oh my goodness, perfect throw.
Thank you, good chair.
There you go.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
You should be doing something nice to me, Mr. Cook.
Come on, do you hear about our endeavors in the clock of duty?
We won.
We won?
We won, we won the game.
What should you beat, what should you beat?
All of them.
Is she with the entire thing?
We won the entire week, yeah.
Yeah, but do a sit up.
Yeah, you wanna toss me mouse?
Thank you, mouse.
Congratulations, bro.
Thank you.
What does that mean, though?
That means we're the winners!
Hooray!
I mean, you won the whole thing, the whole tournament.
Oh no, there's three more weeks. It's four week total.
So next games will be on Thursday,
it'll be on League of Legends.
I'm guessing the winner takes all, like,
if you win three of the games, you win the whole thing?
I would assume...
No, I don't think that's how they're doing it.
I think there's like some kind of point system or some shit.
I don't know. But I mean, I'm assuming
if you win three of them, yeah, you probably
don't win by default, but you probably win
and by the alternative property we wanted.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, just what is huge?
Let's go.
We only lost one of the minigames.
We won like eight of them.
We only lost like one.
What a sweet.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Hey, that makes up for the duke yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I put it on Mr. Scum, Mr.
Adabbed, Mr.
Mr.
other guys too I think we're good to go is what he is we start driving oh let me
see you some repairs we'll walk apparently shirty looking around for
more stuff for us I felt more burgers and more beer
Oh, I'd be I'd be jg'd. That was another one
No, we'll sacrifice a noble sacrifice
That's your watch
Yeah
We got a bit, we got a bit, we got a bit, son.
I should speak to him with Genji.
I don't know if I told you, but I'm planning
a Saturday throwback.
You, me, and Officer on Tarkon, you down?
Oh heck yes!
Oh yeah, yeah!
I am so down.
Oh my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun.
Tell me how much fun.
Oh no, I'm not.
It's fun in theory, it's fun in theory.
It's definitely not fun in fighting.
I mean, I can't even really tell you who the guy is.
So, I'm gonna get actually hammered that day.
That's gonna be, that's the only,
that's the only song I'm gonna have playing that game.
All right, here we go.
Michael, get in.
I'm ready.
I got the wrench.
Yeah, yeah, there's the wrench.
Oh, whoa.
Yup.
I know your style like that.
Oh, it's just how I roll, baby.
Shit.
You mind if I smoke your butt?
I don't mind at all.
Shit.
Shit.
Naked teeth, cool.
Naked teeth, sweet.
Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
I don't want doctors not prescribing it.
Fucking nerds fucking dobbies. Yeah, that was cool. I can we did exactly
Yeah, I think we can start driving. I think I think what he's gonna hold up
You got a couple more cigarettes to burn
And we got a little ground in the middle of life. You know that a pregnant lady at a supermarket
Do it better than smoking cigarettes
What can cigarettes in your house?
Yeah, you know it's fucking cigarettes in your house
Smoking a cigarette while you're taking a shit?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Smoking a cigarette while I fuck your mom?
Shit!
You're deeper better than smoking a cigarette after taking a shit?
Smoking a cigarette on a couch that's on your front lawn?
Shit!
Shit!
You know what, son?
Did that?
Smoking a cigarette while you yell swars at your neighbor?
Shit!
I put the beer on one of the shelves.
Yeah, I threw the beer down right here.
Yeah, I've got it.
Here it is.
It's right here.
It's in the street.
Oh, you have another one?
Yeah.
Shit.
Can you pick that up because I accidentally took one of them out.
Thank you.
I think we're good, boys, we're good
Oh, I said the road is describing
I don't want it to go anywhere. Take my beer. Maybe just one be a coconut. He just you actually
You gotta take a shot of maybe three
Yeah, we just imagine it absolutely
Yeah, I
Need more fear. Oh, yeah
I can barely walk get me give me the keys
Get this man his keys my fucking now!
Get me a walk, I need a drive.
Is that what shot you?
Quick get the driver's seat!
Wait, am I dead?
I think I'm dead.
Am I dead?
No, no, you're not dead.
It would give you a revive function.
Oh, I'm up.
All right.
All right.
All right.
We're enjoying it or are we flooring this bench?
Oh, sure.
Let me see it.
Hold on.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, you see we got in Tuesday coming in three
Okay, oh fuck is that
Okay, those songs those songs I should restart it when you can join later
Let's ride
He's smoking a cigarette and drinking out the handle of a James C. My bedroom on the
couch right now.
Yeah!
Good word, boss.
Good word.
I thought camping like this would be fun.
Yeah, probably.
No.
I don't know.
Do you bring a mobile home to camping?
No, probably not.
That'd be fun though.
I mean, the only question is like, how many people could you fit in this?
I just want to have a bed. I feel like a bed would be sick.
You could probably fit a couple guys in here.
Well, probably nine.
Maybe tell me how many guys you'd be willing to share a bed with.
I'd say my max is like...
50 guys.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Full numbers, buddy.
I was thinking like 90, at least.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
All right, I know your style like that
Get a cancer so fucking cool you might pull it out that man for me bunch. Oh, yeah
There we are right now about short to me
Go ahead rotate that chair
You're not all right, you go you just stay right there
Yeah. Oh yeah, this is, yeah. Oh yeah, okay. Now I know what's going on. All right, let's
ride. Okay.
Right now, why I'm calling 10-8.
We're like halfway there.
What's up?
We're halfway there, you think?
Right, I'm a good driver.
Yeah, we're halfway there, it looks like. There's a road to, a road 65. I see red skulls
little red line I see a lot of little fuck through this man this shit looks like
fucking terrible I'm not sure I'm not sure oh wait when he's in the discord
when he's in the discord oh shit hold up no shit oh shit wait Bart no one in
Park hold up
Ginger do you see this?
WIDI!
Hey Bowser
What's wrong y'all?
Shit me and Steve Franko
Serious kid
Interesting
I'm terrible at direction
I don't fucking know how to aim this shit
They've gone right
Right?
Yeah they fucked
I remember, I remember this last time.
Oh, no one heard the reverberation.
No one heard forward.
Here we go.
These are the plants right here, right?
We gotta build the bridge.
We gotta build the bridge.
Oh, my favorite bridge is the PewDiePie's bridge.
Let's build this thing.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, let me get that nail gun.
Hold on.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
We get that nail gun botched.
Oh shit.
There we go.
Oh yeah.
There we go.
Really, let me know when you see that friend going botched.
I think I said, Steve.
Well, you go ahead and drop the plank.
All right, Robin.
Perfect.
That's a perfect plank.
Oh, that's a perfect plank.
Oh my goodness.
That's perfect.
That is perfect right there.
I can't get back.
I have stuck.
Let me get this away.
What are you doing?
Oh, I- Hey, Dick. You think I can make this jump?
You can make that jump. You can make that jump. You dick's serious.
Oh, my God.
I should- I should give a friend a question, Mr. Whitty.
I go ahead and bring that other plate down.
Oh, yeah. There we go.
Oh, perfect. Okay, perfect.
There we go.
Can I get a pickup?
You dead?
I go ahead, Genji. I got the nail good ready.
Oh, yeah. And we go.
And we go. Let me go get our dear friend, Mr. Coconut real quick.
I didn't even know what you said that in mind.
Don't you worry, Boss. Mark, things can take care of you.
Don't you worry.
That should fit in all for you.
Should he get you perked up just right?
Thank you, thank you.
I need some metal over here.
I'm gonna grab it real quick.
Do you have a wooden dart?
Oh, yeah, why don't we just drive down there again?
Wait.
Yeah, isn't this...
We put a wrench.
Can we, like...
But then, like, wouldn't it be hard to get up?
Nah, we're almost done with the bridge anyways.
Here's what we'll do.
We'll put one more plank and then we'll fucking floor it.
What do you think?
Sounds like a great idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, here we go. We're here right here. Oh
Yeah
Oh
I'll get another one. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. No, there's a plate right here. What's got plenty of wood. I
Formed all night good good
Oh
Okay, well I will grab another one grab another one no worries that we got plenty one you got plenty hold up
I'm not there yet. Oh, oh
There we go. All right now we fucking send it
You see that yeah, now we send it and live forever
forever
Here you go boss here you go
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I do not see you on the list yet to be online
Oh, never mind. It was because I was using capitalization rinse and see it
I'm gonna die
We hold up where that nail gun go give me that
All right, boss you might be in front of the RV and let me know if I'm ford it in the right direction
Yeah, I'm right here. Let's go. I only line it up. We line it up. Oh
Yeah, oh, oh my god
All right, you're good. Good. Am I good behind me got back up here? You get back up. You're good. Oh
Jump behind me something behind me. I think it's a rock
could be a rock could be a rock that'd be a good guess never know now days but
now never know crazy where we live in shiny station
all right all right all right that's too white
Locked in boys! Locked in!
We're gonna have a second gear!
First one for the boys!
That's okay. Ain't nothing a little bit of lynching can't fix.
We have to get to that tree.
We can't get to you. I'll help you out.
I'm going to toss you this winch in the road. You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Get it!
Got it. Oh, oh, they got it. I go ahead and press the R button on your keyboard
There we go, there we go
Go ahead and win you for me will you coconut what's that mean?
I
Said can you go ahead and winch it for me?
You're gonna stand there like some buffoon are you gonna start with it? I'm watching it. I'm watching it
Sure, Dan. Don't see you like you're winching it. Yeah, sir. I'm watching it. Oh
Oh my gosh.
Oh you told me to win shit.
Okay.
You okay Gigi?
We're making progress.
We're making.
Oh my god.
We're making progress.
We're making progress.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Keep winching it.
Keep winching it.
Oh.
I winched it.
You did a great job out there partner.
Wynch didn't do the ground you did a great job out there partner. I think why they might have not been a winch in scenario
I think you try to take that low ground
What up y'all? Oh, hey, how you doing?
Welcome in
What up, where?
That's okay, boss we need someone to hold the beer you think you could do that
don't get any more time to me yeah yeah thank you my lot up there son we you're
gonna be great one day thank you thank you thank you my look you son okay
grab that winch and pull will you yeah here we go find this be yeah
Come on down, boss.
Oh, oh.
Wait, grab that.
Two Hickey right there.
On the motor oil down here.
Wait, up here a minute.
Yeah!
Oh, too far.
I'm nearly dead.
I got you.
I got you, boss.
Yeah!
I'm nearly dead again.
That's okay, boss.
That's okay.
What do you do to me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, give me a turn.
Give me a turn.
Give me a turn.
Give me a turn.
Give me a turn.
Fight that tire.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, throw him up.
Throw him up on the counter by cock.
Oh, catch him.
Catch him.
Get him.
get him! get him!
my dirt! my dirt!
now fuck you while you fucking hit him!
ohhhh!
man how the fuck do y'all fucking each other fucking me?
fuck shit shit
everybody in the car
we ride
i threw motor oil down there for you guys
by the way
i used it on wendy, don't worry
we needed a lube up
We had to use that jiffy loo.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Do we need a stove or no?
We can use a stove.
Okay.
I will go and leave it in 10 seconds, everybody in the car.
That's good, that's good.
Do you want me to go get the extra beer or no?
Ah!
We'll just choke ourselves to feel something.
I'm coming.
Mm-hmm
Wait wait hold up. We gotta get the tires. I'm gonna touch this to you guys go ahead put on the roof
Yep, sounds good boss. There you go boss. There you go
There we go you're doing so good mr. Wendy
You're doing so good mr. Wendy oh
We're not put this right up there
All the way up all the way. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job. I don't think we have enough room for this thing
How we have enough room last time?
We're missing a half RV I
Feel like I would know if we were missing half the RV
I would leave this wheel behind
Everybody is hold it. I just hold it like this. Yeah, just hold it. I hold the wheel
That's right!
Follow me boy, follow me boy.
Witch pull on top. Oh yeah, cause the witch pull wasn't on top.
I remember you balancing on it's meter.
Wait, you gotta stop, you gotta stop for the third. They fell out.
It in the dead car!
We got, we got fucked up by something. I don't know what the fuck it was.
I will turn this whole RV around I swear to God!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll stay in the car, I'll put my seatbelt on.
Okay, yeah, put your seatbelt on.
Let's smoke your cigarette, this is too stressful.
Way too stressful. I need a shot.
Now we're gonna take the lower part of that hill.
We're not built though, stupid bridge.
You think that's the call?
call I think so right the bridge is too dangerous we've done the bridge like
multiple times I think we've never done the bridge we failed every time no we
oh this is the time we can get it oh wait you're right you're right we never did
yeah this is a master the condo but then that we did right if there's a
down to love. Oh, okay.
It's a weapon. Like what?
I would like 50% through the map. The ending of the last map was
like huge and there's a bunch of helicopters and shit.
You can't have beat this game before. That's right. That's
right. But it will be the first map. Not this map. Yeah, I
think we go with this one. Did you beat this one? No, we've
not be this way down oh shit this one's hard we want we'd be gamble with your
friends record one gambling we beat it I think we go down here then we put it
in a second we rip it up this man
Oh
Come on boy back in the army. We got a long journey ahead of us
I'm throwing it Park, I'm throwing it Park!
We're going to wet shit, we're going to wet shit.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the heck is that?
OK, wait.
Let's hop on out to the situation.
Well, let's help us.
We're heading to the situation here.
Wait, what are you guys doing down here?
Oh.
What are you guys doing down here?
Oh.
That's a fit-and-off for you, good sir.
But it looks like you may be on a slight incline.
Yeah, I say we win she got some better we got some better
You go ahead and repair the car right click. I'm gonna win. She
I'm resealing the reseal reseal
All right stand back I'm winning
Hold on now, hold on now!
Winning out, wincing out. Ever taught you that, Winnie?
There we go. There we go.
There we go. Lookin' good. Lookin' good.
I like how we're avoiding the new mechanic they put into the game twice in a row and just wincing it.
And it's my favorite part about all this.
fuck the developers of the game
now let me go ahead and I'll win you
oh shit oh my god oh my god
oh my god
I gotta re-fill again
that's okay we can just re-winch it
that's okay
and we can just outwinch it out
I'm glad to stay on first gear, Mr. Winnie. You might do that for me, Bob.
Yep, yep, I got you, guys.
Bad laugh, bad laughin'.
You're not first to go there anyways, I know what you're doin', so...
Quick re-wants.
You been driving, boss?
Oh, no, go ahead and just press the P on your keyboard, though, that bad boy of a park.
Hit some park, boss.
Yeah, yeah, you said presses to me.
You're so special to me.
Who's that?
How are you guys going that way?
Ah, we're not driving.
We're just hanging around, sensing the situation.
I say we throw it in reverse and floor it.
Meadie, go ahead and throw it in reverse and floor it.
Yep, sounds good.
Throw it in reverse.
just figuring out how to throw it in reverse real quick oh yeah yeah take your
dive take your dive yeah yeah just uh yeah yeah take your dive and hold down
the W button
you're doing great 20 you doing great there we go
Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah. Looking good. I'm going to throw that bad boy in barn.
Looking good.
You're served good work.
Can you nail these down?
I'll get the nail done. I got you, Genji. I'm coming.
What are we nailing down?
I'll go grab the second one, too.
All right. So that was all right. Okay.
I don't know how that's going to help with our camping trip.
Most of them just keep coming down here.
I'm coming down, Genji.
are you at one second while we're
grab these tires you hold up on up and
when I got a nail gun when I went on
Jim here we go yeah yeah we're good to
go we're good to go what about nail it
Just like whenever I put it down, you're doing pretty good.
Okay.
Could be a good cigarette to soothe our souls.
Oh, well, not, guys.
Hey, guys, what the Sam fuck are we doing over here?
We're nailing it.
Let's get a hammer.
Let's get a backwards hammer.
We're nailing it.
We just need to get some hit.
Wait.
I'm moving.
Put up a plank.
Oh my gosh.
What happened to our plank?
It fell because I removed the nails.
Why'd you remove the nails? It was good.
No, it was not!
Alright, Genji, we're ready?
Let's go to the tests. Let's go to the tests.
Hey, Chod is saying this is a little...
No, Genji, put it down. I see the message.
We gotta pump the bridge down.
Great change from this direction is what Chod's saying.
We don't gotta build the bridge no more then. Let's go.
Oh, you're dead!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my goodness, everybody back in the RV, boys!
We were just testing them.
Yeah, that was a test.
You have congratulations.
I'm going to cook us up some burgers.
You will whip us up some sliders.
We earned it.
When he drives, you can't do that.
Oh, I can't.
Well, go ahead.
We'll whip us up some burgers, boss.
We earned it.
We earned it.
All right.
Oh, Mr. Gwyneth.
Oh
You grab me not a beer
No need to but fuck me boss
My apologies, I was just trying to get beer.
That's okay. That's okay. I'll flick your bean later.
For now, let's focus on the burgers and the beer.
Here we go.
Let's have a seat.
Come on, sit down, Genji. Have a beer with us.
This is living. This is fancy living.
Life's serious.
Fancy your... yeah, life's serious, sweet.
Fuck, yeah.
They've tried to steal your cigarettes, y'all.
Yeah, smells like something to bury it in, but I don't know what that could be.
That's peanut.
He's a little bird.
That's kind of part of it, isn't he?
I like people.
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
You have a stupid fucking hat, Gigi.
Nobody's even cooking the burgers back here.
We don't got burgers.
We don't got none.
But we don't got...
What the hell are you talking about?
We don't got burgers.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't be throwing out the cookware.
Throw it out the duct wire!
Get the hell out of here right now!
Hey, where you going?
Find some burgers!
You fucking walk-out!
What did you just call me?
I bet you stopped the car, didn't it?
That's because me and Winnie were finally alone.
I was going to try that new witchy pinky finger hole that he can be compared on his anus.
I'm going to proceed.
I'm going to proceed.
Give me a sip of this.
Damn.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, man.
Hey, tell me that.
Yeah.
Why are you sure it's fucking sweet?
Oh, hey, we beat the...
Wait, hold on. That was the easiest part. Where the hell's going on?
We what?
We lost for like four hours straight last night on the last checkpoint, and we just drove to this one.
Let's go!
That was the easiest checkpoint ever.
There's just metal inside.
Oh, okay. All right, everybody back in.
Wait, sometimes there's stuff back here.
Oh. Ah, we don't need it. We need adventure.
We need some burgers.
Come on, didn't you come on those are no burgers
Let us proceed left
Order the second gear
Ordered the third gear
Oh, they're back at the first gear. Oh shit. Oh, they're in the second gear. Oh shit. Oh shit. Ordered the third gear
hold up now what's going on yeah there's something something going on i'm checking this out
i think we should assess the agian
i think we should assess the agian
mm-hmm take a peek take a gander
well it looks like we're gonna have to uh
oh i think we're just driving up this bad boy
no no we can't we can't we gotta look at this
what the hell are we supposed to do here
We ain't got no fly and RV.
No, we got a fucking fucking thing.
Yeah, yeah, if you were meant to fly,
we'd have wings on our back and propellers on our feet.
This is some vintage.
Yeah, the wind's in our hands.
I think we need to wedge it.
I think this is a wedge incisiation, 100%.
Plus, we got some planes.
I could build a system.
How are we supposed to get up there?
Well, maybe there's something for us up there.
I think we're going to go to the left.
I know exactly what to do.
We all run,
or we put the RV right where I'm standing.
We then throw a man up to that windsook on the top right.
Do one ramp and windsook the whole thing.
Wait, which top right, the one right there?
Yeah, we're windies at.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, a windies at.
Wait a second, wait a second, look above us.
There's a ramp up there.
Maybe this is a false, false, uh.
Wait, look up.
Maybe it's a fake boat.
Oh my God, the Buddha's here for good luck.
Wait what?
Holy shit.
That's not Buddha.
Yeah, I think we got a Buddha.
That is.
That ain't Buddha, man.
But what is it?
Oh, I was muted, wasn't I?
Oh, it's not Buddha.
You mean it's a clue?
Oh, it's Kim Don Hoon.
Yeah, that's not Kim Hoon.
Wait, he has a point.
We got someone up there!
There's a player up there!
There's a player up there!
Look at what he's pointing at, Jimsy!
Hey, she be coming up!
Gonna drive on by, she gonna pose you on by through here, there we go!
There we go!
We're gonna wait and see if there's some double wings to back it up.
Then we gotta drag her up.
There we go! All right!
Drive through in park, we're good to go boys!
Yeah, we look pretty good to go.
I think we need to back her up a little bit, maybe.
Go left.
Yeah.
That's a lighter.
All right.
There we go.
There we go.
Did we figure out what the boot is pointing at?
That's not Buddha, man.
That's Kim.
Yeah, that's Kim Jong-un.
That's not Kim.
No, it's a few dumbasses.
Oh, that's definitely Kim Jong-un.
I've seen Kim Jong-un before.
That's Kim Jong-un.
Yeah, the same cut and everything.
I can see, I can tell that cut from anywhere.
Where is Kim Jong-un?
Yeah, he's in the car.
See, I can tell that cop from anywhere.
Wait, it gets me, ready?
Wait, it gets me, gets me, gets me, gets me.
Get your bounce.
Thank you, bounce.
Go ahead and take me all the way up, will you?
You're gonna touch me.
Are you gonna touch me this time, boss?
No, I'm not gonna touch this time, boss.
Adam, that's for later.
I'm gonna touch you.
Oh, my god.
All right, go ahead and touch me all the way up there,
bounce.
There you go, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Wait, this is tech.
This is gonna work.
Yeah, it's gonna work where G-Durans is.
Fuck it, do I drive this thing now?
It do calm me a genius.
Hold up, I need to show it up here as well.
Coconut, can you throw Winnie up here?
What is up there with you?
Winnie, oh Winnie, you mind picking me up
and throwing me at that tree right there?
That's fast.
Thank you, good shot.
I'm dropping it, boss.
There we go.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh, are we okay?
We felt that's fine. It's really cosmetic really cosmetic
Just you came there
What now we went to that point that we're supposed to be it. Oh, what the fuck now? We went shit
All right, I'm with you
Okay, how's it looking? Am I looking good?
It's really good.
Here we go. There we go.
Oh my god.
Get the cover.
There we go.
Good work, boy. Good work.
That's tech. That's tech right there.
We were doing pretty good today.
I see we can get this place some quick repair since you're gays.
Do you need more windshields?
We ain't even used one yet, Jimmy, we don't even have any space for one.
That's how good we're doing.
I did pick up some more money.
We're invention professionals.
Good job, Coco.
Keep up the great work, Coconut.
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
Yeah, maybe use the lug nut screw on the radio.
here we go here we go
everybody in
we're like an ass car team
hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on hold on
wait a sec hold on
the goose is loose
I'm falling in boys
next next next
next next next
next next next
we're gonna get we're gonna get
I'm gonna go boys! I'm gonna go!
Break me!
Get me to go! Go go go!
It's not moving! It's not moving!
Let me see how the tech- Go go go nascor!
It's not moving! It's not moving, bud!
Oh, wait. What the fuck?
We saw on the first!
No no, we got a problem here, so...
What's the problem?
The back is, uh, hitting the ground.
I have an idea!
Everybody hop inside! Everybody hop inside!
coming in everybody grab yourself a nice ice-cold beer have yourself a nice ice
cold beer gentlemen here we go there we go all right go ahead jug it we're gonna
start pushing this leg where's where's the beers I guess Rick of all yeah we
you up with that driver's seat start floored it
there we go there we go good work winning good work boys
Yeah there Coconut!
Thank you Witty, you did an exemplary job.
I'm being boy top on here.
Now let's ride!
Now it's hilarious, he threw it and it bounced off of me.
He went flying, he went flying.
I'm not sure where Coconut was headed off to.
Oh, it's a river.
good I good I my uncle nice I need you up here if you just in case you see
something else
we just forward gonna is it should turn into a submarine how the fuck are we
supposed to do this I agree with lady that's also what my uncle said I'm
for it
Now there's no bombs that's it old wives tale
There ain't no bombs if there was bombs I would see bombs
I think I got it. It's like um shallow water. Yeah, you got to follow
Where'd you go? I'm back it up so I could fucking for it
Yeah
You gotta follow our path over where we are
Yeah, I'll show you a bet. I'll show you a bet. I'll show you a bet. Yeah!
Look at this one, but you're hitting for a bomb!
Oh my god, there was bombs.
Why didn't you guys tell me that? I thought you were joking!
Boy, there's actually bombs?
I thought you were dicking around like you would pull, I thought you were yanking my chain!
Wait, we actually pulled from a bomb right there?
Yeah!
We got him!
We got him right to the end!
Everybody in the fucking van! Everybody in the van right now!
Why don't we try to, why don't we try to uh...
Everybody in the van!
Brutum! Brutum!
We're on the move boys!
Why are we camping at a place with bombs? What the fuck?
Oh, we gotta do that whole thing again. No way.
Oh, shit.
Don't you worry, boss. I'll have us up there, Lincoln. He's flippin'.
There we go. There we go.
There we go. All right. Winnie, how you doing?
Go get that winch and remote.
Wrapping, uh...
Got it? All right?
Stay it ready.
get me where to catch me oh that's okay I survived thank you buzz here we go there
we go you ready boss you go ahead and touch me perfect yeah it was perfect
Here we go. Here it is. Okay, alright. Alright, alright, alright. Alright. Don't worry, don't worry. Everybody, everybody in!
Oh, the boys.
Oh, you know what I was thinking?
No, it's a problem.
Come on, boys! Come on, boys!
I don't need to go find some metal for you guys.
That beard, I'll see you get a beard.
That turd is the wheel.
Oh, hey, fuck yourself.
What do you think of that, Peter?
Oh, hey! You don't want to actually get a what? No!
Why not?
You're stupid, doggy. I'm just gonna kill.
I'm trying my best, boss.
Oh, so I need like 10 boats.
Oh, this might not work as well as I hope.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh, we're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Oh, my God.
We're good.
Oh, I'm almost dead.
Oh, you're getting dizzy, boss.
Oh, shit!
We need to grab that winch and hook.
I'm gonna toss you up to that winch and hook.
Where's the winch and hook?
Where's the winch and hook?
I'm gonna put you on top.
You stay out there.
We need you with the winch and the mode.
We toss you right at that middle part.
Wait, hold up.
Got it, got it!
got it nice nice nice now we're cooking boys now we're cooking oh yeah now
we're cooking with hot fire I need to get my people are you did you I'm coming
stuff you guys all right what I do you not good toss me at that tree right
Yonder there we go
How's she looking out there's a mirror
We're looking good you both went to keep all went to
That's it easy nice and easy
little bit more a little bit more there we go good work boys good work everybody
in I got more metal pieces for you guys thank you you for 75 down in that hammer
give it all Ben she has been tuned up
You boys mind if a group of kids with depress?
I think he's killing me.
Who's that?
Oh my gosh, there's an eagle.
There's an eagle.
There.
Hop in boys, we're getting out of here.
We're getting out of here boys.
There's an eagle god on us.
I'll fuck that thing up.
Hold on, I'm gonna nail it guys.
Woo woo woo woo woo.
That eagle comes, it's close for it.
Do not come do not come
Wait, you're gonna kill me. You keep hitting me man
Dude, I'm nearly dead you've hit me like no time
I will fuck that thing up
Where's it at?
Okay, we'll go a lot of blood for it. We're going right up right
How's it easy keep her steady?
What are you killing me again, man?
I don't have fear then
Keep her steady boy, keep her steady
He's for steady boys!
Oh fuck!
He's for steady!
For the right, for the right, boys!
Eeeeh, yeah!
We're out of battle, we're out of battle.
We're gonna get you, we're getting across the river!
Please!
Take a little beat over yonder.
Don't you worry, I got some extra jet fuel too that I found.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Looks like we got our staff quite the pickle over here boy. We're gonna have to build a bridge
Shit shit
I'm gonna you put it on a part be careful be careful
I don't think we have any nail guns. I have no idea where
Perfect, perfect.
There's one quick cigarette in his bad boy hand.
Oh my god, help me please god.
Hi, Figo.
What the f-
Are you f-ing up?
God, Jimmy's coming down, he's coming down.
What, what?
Don't worry, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm safe, I'm out, don't worry.
Oh my goodness.
Jesus Christ.
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
Please, Figo, please.
Don't let me go at once.
I got you, I got you.
Hey, guys, I saved you, man.
Are you okay?
What do you got there?
He has to offer a sacrifice to the eagle.
Don't get back!
You let me go right now!
Are you holding each other right now?
Let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go
Who got James? Wait what the hell?
What's happening?
Go get to it reason Ray
Go get we all I just picked up the boss
Maybe we use the bomb to boost ourselves across
Well, you just pick up the bomb so you can pick it up
We take a quick token this cigarette think about how we can use these bombs
No, let's touch the car. No, let's touch the car. Yeah. Yeah, no, let's touch the car
Yeah, I was gonna do it about what about over there?
Yeah
Let's start building bridge boys
And honestly, I don't even know if we had the bridge. What if we just use the guys are to fly over there?
I mean
We'll be just use the guys in the fire
Yeah, hop in boys
I'm coming
Wait for the guys are to go off and then we'll for it
Okay, so we gotta count it when it goes off a bit time it perfectly
Oh my god, you're genius
We have to do it before it goes yeah, you gotta go down
Oh, we got a winch it we got a winch it we do it reverse
Man though this bad boy in reverse. What are the instance houses possible? This is crazy. Hey, where's it guys are at?
Do we make it? Oh shit?
Yeah, we messed it right yeah, it's one of the right
Let's go and winch it. I'll get the winch it before
Yeah, let's go ahead and winch it boys.
Anybody got the nail gun?
Who's got the, who's got the nail gun?
I got the nail gun.
I go ahead and nail this board to the ground over here.
We can winch it on the board.
Yes, that's good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I think we winched it on the board of cars.
I'm gonna take this board of cars.
Wait, oh yeah, good thinking.
What if we just winch it on the board of cars?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a genius, Wendy.
Yeah, well, how you gonna win this though, man?
You go ahead and nail it.
We're not nailing over here.
You just nail it into the rock.
Jesus.
I don't know what the work place was.
Oh, it was in the perfect position.
Right. Oh, what?
What happened?
What did I do? I didn't do nothing.
What did you do? Go ahead.
Go, go, go.
How did you do anything?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Everybody in the car everybody in the car
Our speed right in this we're being right this lock in boys lock in no more do ball around
Yeah
We'll do, uh, right there, here we go.
We'll kill this bad boy in park, here we go.
Alright, perfect.
I'll throw you up.
You go ahead and throw me up there.
We'll start winching it.
Come on up, don't be shy.
Come here, coconut!
Eek!
I'm coming, peanut.
Come here, coconut!
Come here!
How about...
How'd you get up there?
You just walk up it with your legs.
Oh, okay.
Mm-mm-mm.
It's an old ancient technique.
Oh, and you up?
Oh.
Good!
Nice.
How's she looking, Wendy?
How's she looking?
Let me take a look.
Yep, she's good.
Hell yeah! Go ahead and start winching it for me will ya?
Yeah I'll start out winching it.
Go ahead and winch it a little.
You take the seal, you're not gonna be hard of winching.
I'm a French 6 million health we think.
Okay you guys have 15 medals that you can fix us with.
We don't need medals.
I don't even need medals.
We're done with that.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'll go ahead and smash it.
Oh, I'm the first gorgeous guy I'm doing this.
I'm sorry, what was that about not needing metal again?
That's okay boys. Everybody knows the plant never goes good on the first double drive.
It's the fourth drive where you're really starting selling.
Noah, what if we go up here boys?
What if we go up here in 10?
Oh, that's the bridge in the water.
Wait a second. This is where the boot is 22.
Yeah, we got it. We got a bill. We got a bill.
Yeah, we got a bill.
Hold on. What about instead of building, we grab-
Wait, oh my, look! There's Mark Horov.
Hey, Winnie, I need you to grab that orange penis.
Okay, okay, pause.
Have that orange penis.
I can't- I can't be having pause.
Here you go.
Now, toss it up to me.
Someone tossed me over here. There's a loop right there.
Oh, oh, okay. All right, we'll make a conference
Now you Josh love to be thank you thank you. No, you're better car right quick
There we go. There we go
And what I want you to do so that I want you to grab Winnie
I
Want you to hold up hold up now when I want you to grab this you're ready
Yeah
No, no
All right hold on now. Hold on. I'll just win you back up
Yeah, here we go. Oh, you ready to grab it you ready to grab it grab a link
I got it. There we go
Now go ahead and
Well, I think it's stuck down there. Let me go ahead reset it and release that bad boy
There we go, I'm gonna throw it you ready catch yep, yep
Okay, let me go ahead and throw it back down
Ready
All right, let me go ahead and throw it back to you ready
catch
We go ahead
Ready
We go ahead and do it back to you ready kids
Let me go ahead and throw it back to you
Ready
go ahead and throw it back to you. Ready?
GENGE! Go ahead and throw it back to you.
Ready? GENGE!
Here we go!
Alright, come on up boys!
Come on now!
Come on now, come on now. Here we go.
Here we go. Good work boys. Good work.
Go ahead and release that winch, will you?
Don't worry, I'll just winch you back up.
I go ahead and let go of that winch, will you?
Alright, release that.
Here we go. Here we go.
Oh, did you just got the business seed?
What's that? That's the device we just been half an hour trying to get
Alright everybody in!
Here's the new plan.
We're gonna floor it across this jump here
Let me see how far it is. He says if we can make this jump or not
Hmm
Yeah, about it. Yeah, two and a half
For sure you think about three
We like about two and a half to me
Yeah, you think about three
Maybe a 3.5
All right, huh?
Did you got that jet view balls all right glad how about it combined race
You just got a 4P?
Yes sir, yes sir!
I'm on in Winnie!
Alright!
3, 2, 1, we're in game!
Reborn, Chicken!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh.
Maybe it was four.
Ah, yeah.
Looks like it was actually about a...
Four.
I already have my contacts.
Ah, yeah.
My glasses.
To get repaired in the shop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Am I actually not dead?
What?
Yeah, let's go ahead and restart this.
I think that's faster than doing...
I'm doing whatever the fuck we just did.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There is some planks we could just nail down and try to...
I need some water.
I'm surprised he's able to...
Let me get some water. Let me get some water real quick. I never think that...
Yeah, that'll solve everything for all of it.
He can't think because he needs water.
Water. It's water. That's why you can't think.
It's not like it's fucking 35 chromosomes. You got extra. It's the fucking water. Yeah
that's
Let's get some fucking water in you
Is the key to build a bridge in cheese I will is that what we got to we could I think if we put to like
Oh shit, wait, I hear the eagles right there everything going good out here
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I know how to solve the
problem that we have was here's the plan we do the exact same thing again
that's why don't we build a bridge all right we can build a little something
I don't think we go for it it didn't look well hold up now I've got an even
better idea what if we build a sideways bridge and then we jet fuel it
I'll get the nail gun I'll show you I'll show you let me show you how to do a
sideways bridge winning hey are you dumb as fuck let me go ahead and show you
how give me that give me that piece of wood so I'll have you lay it like this
Oh, here we go. Okay. All right. Oh, we only need one. We have limited nails. We have very limited nails.
We only need one nail.
We've lost a lot of construction work here.
That's okay. That's okay. We only need one.
Let me get some more wood.
There we go.
There we go.
All right, Winnie, I need you with that nail gun, Bowser.
What is that?
Oh, coconut. I need you with that nail gun. There you go.
Okay. All right. Okay.
All right. Let's try that again.
Let's try that again.
Let me know when you got time in.
All right, here we go.
I'm gonna go back and take out Winnie.
Oh
Stupid town
There we go
Holy shite
I got this I got this all right all right all right all right
But does he give you the nail back I think so
Let me know let me know here we go
Oh
This is this is oh, yeah. Oh, she's looking birdie. She's looking for
3.5 to hit than watch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's about a four
That's about a four no doubt. We went from a four inch car to a six inch car. Oh
Okay, all right
You think that's enough extra bridge
There we go, there we go
Why are we putting it long ways?
Oh, go ahead.
There we go.
Now we need to also up the gearage.
We need more speed.
Are we stupid?
Genji, we're geniuses.
Now get the damn jet fuel.
We're about to take flight.
Oh, what are you back?
Yeah, I got him.
I'm gonna fucking rip his whole goddamn...
I'm gonna go down below and get the jet fuel.
Hold up. Wait a minute.
hold up wait a minute i'm not a bit of a pickle
hold up wait a minute hold up i'm all good i'm all good hold up i'm all good
wait there's regular oil down here too am i am i backing up am i good
no oh shit oh shit oh my god guys i need someone watching back there see if i
see if I'm good to go.
Alright, I'm hoppin' in.
Alright, I'm back it up, I'm back it up, I'm good to back up here.
Do we have jet fuel?
Am I good here? Am I going to get back? No?
Okay, we gotta get more speed, we gotta get more distance.
Alright, I need someone to help me back up.
Alright, alright, alright.
To the right, to the right, go right.
Alright, I'm going right.
back I'm back it up okay all right all right all right I think we're fucked I
think you got a leg hold up I could take the fucking right I could I could I
could fix it I can't do this I think she did it's home I can fix it hey can you
go back to that that little house over there and don't worry about that we
That really caused me
Where's the house, Gigi?
Don't worry about that
Don't worry about that
I'm running back
It's all the way back there, right?
Like, don't worry about that
Don't worry about that
I'm running Gigi
Oh, wait, hold up
Wait a minute
I'm putting it in barn
Don't worry, I'm gonna do this a second to think here
I'm gonna check the map
Go ahead
Check the map real quick
It's saying take a right
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
I'm gonna go ahead and put her in reverse, I'm gonna go ahead and put her in reverse.
There we go, there we go.
Alright, alright.
Go ahead and put her in park for a second.
I'm gonna put her in park for a second, give me some time.
I'm gonna put her in park for a second, give me some time.
What the fuck happened here?
I think we're in a certified winch and situation. I think we're in a certified winch and situation
There we go
There we go. You see that you see that there we go. We go
Oh, I just need to hit this stone correctly.
Okay, I'm here. Where do I loot if you think?
And perfect.
Um, I'm off to the side over here.
I'm behind you.
I can run it up.
I actually see him.
All right, you got the bridge built.
I'm behind you.
Let's go ahead and rip it.
Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, that one, and I'll get the other one.
Ready to coconut?
I feel like we need to fix the vehicle with the...
The motor oil?
Yeah, oh, with the thing? Yeah, I agree.
I agree. Let me grab it. Let me grab it real quick.
Wait, where'd the wiener go? Where'd the wiener go?
Oh, the wiener's below.
The wiener's right here.
No, not wiener. The wiener.
Oh.
I'm grabbing the wiener. I'm grabbing it. Got it?
I need to get up. I need to get back up somehow.
How do you get back up from here?
I think you got a client
Gigi I'm pretty sure I saw you come up this way right? Oh
Oh
It took it out of my hands. I went too far. Oh, I need to toss it to one of you guys. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh
Wait, it's back when it started. Yeah, I'm gonna grab it and toss it up to you. Okay
There we go
Go ahead touch to be Gigi. Oh go ahead and fuck yourself coconut three thousand times
You stupid bitch. I swear to God you stupid bitch you motherfucker you guys you stupid motherfucker
I swear to God
I go ahead
Now you're too fat
You're fatty
I'm looking for right there, you know.
Yeah, Mrs. Talufa.
Mrs. Talufa.
Yeah, Mrs. Talufa.
Big chongers.
Mr. Chonger.
Help!
I need more fucking!
There we go.
They got her name.
They're delicerous and nutritious.
Now put the fucking Jemfu in the car
about to rip it across this valley.
Where'd Jemfu go?
Oh, it's right here.
Wait, where'd you go?
What if I have it in fifth gear from the start?
You need a little word with Jemfu in it?
where's Winnie guys what is that fuck with it with the debut in the car
when you were to go I swear to God I'll do it myself you killed Winnie peanut
we're probably gonna die anyways I'm ripping it you might spot me did you
kill Winnie no I ain't kill Winnie you dumb bitch now let me go did you kill
No, I ain't killing you stupid. Yeah. Oh, you by spot me bunch
Yeah, yeah
I
We make it
Shit
Okay, all right, okay
Okay, plan B. I don't think that plans working. We have another plan. I did we need more
We need more wood!
We need more wood!
We got a far more.
We got a long way style. We got to go long way style.
Long, yeah. Long dick style.
Exactly.
I've been driving over this. We know the dimensions of the wheels and shit.
You get the tape measure around.
You get the tape measure around.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
All right, coconut, you mind coming over with me?
I need you to toss that wiener up to me.
Are you sure you don't want to go the other way
that we were going before?
Ah, no, this is definitely better, 100%.
Thank you, coconut.
Yep, go ahead.
This is faster, too.
Thank you, Mods.
There we go. She's looking birdy. She's looking birdy.
Alright.
Wait a sec.
Hey, Pina, how do I get up there now?
You just walk up over there. You have looking...
Walk up right over there. Right on that side.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Holy shit, my legs are strong as fuck.
You're like an ox.
No!
I got it.
You're kind of slow.
What is someone through the gate?
Over there with one of these!
Alright, we're gonna go ahead and grab some wood.
Let's get this thing fixed up.
I
Let's do a long way all right. You're logging down. Yeah. Yeah
Wait, I don't think it's gonna read
Yes, you want to go ahead with the wooden bike a little further I know but we gotta make it as close
I
All right
We need that's not a word
Yeah, but why don't you throw me across at this that we wish it is so use before it gets across
It'll fall and die
And so we need another bridge good thinking ready oh my god
All right
I'm good. I'm good
Good
So we don't want to fortify the current bridge we need we want to build a new one
Oh, that's perfect Winnie it's perfect
That's good
And I got a pick up I got a wood
Thanks for a thank for wrestling me
We should get someone on the T with more than 35 IQ
What do you guys think you wouldn't be on the team either then?
Let me try to build this okay
Nails out doing one day. Oh my fucking god
Oh my god. Oh my god. I genuinely playing with absolute morage right now.
I did what you said.
Yeah, take the other one. Take that one right there.
Alright, back up to the top.
to care something? How do we fall? He took out the nail from the
blank with only one nail in the center of the blank with
few nails. So, because when I said, hey, we should take out
one nail, it only needs one nail. Winnie being the Einstein
he is said, oh, there's a board with one nail and then took
it out of the board with one nail. That's how we fell and we died. Well, it kind of
looks like one if you really think about it. If you think about it, they kind of round
up and down. Yeah, we had to run up all the way there. Oh, we're hard at work here.
No passes.
Please.
All right.
Looking good, Wendy.
Looking good.
Wow.
All right.
I'm going to throw this down.
All right.
Here we go.
You ready?
Yes, boss.
Here you go.
Okay.
One more time, baby.
One more try, boss.
One more try, boss.
There you go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There you go there we go and then what I put another wood right here right
What
Clip the crisscross oh, I know what you're saying like I put a wood right here
Yeah, all right come here come here come here with that here we go
Wait, wait a second!
When he?
He lost the winnie.
Alright, this should be good enough.
Alright, let's go ahead and try to rip it, boss.
Got the jet fuel coconut?
Go ahead and grab the jet fuel for me, will you, boss?
Grab the jet fuel for me.
Yo, man.
Hey, CG.
You're welcome.
She'll be riding one of those bad boys.
Alright, turbo fuel?
Alright, wait, don't it bud?
We are G.A.K.A.G.
Maybe we should win, shit.
Maybe we should win, shit, pals.
Let's go back to plan A. Plan A was working pretty spectacularly, if I do say so myself.
I think it's because they're getting a drink of fucking beer.
Alright, follow me boys. Follow me.
I think if we add more wood places, they'll add more into the main area as well.
You won't be so god damn stupid. How about that plan? Maybe we should try that.
Shut the fuck up, fucking hell. I've had enough of your shit.
Fucking fucking fucking fucking shit. I've had enough of your gut.
Fucking blow me.
Oh my god, we're all the way back at the start. Why are we all the way back here now?
This is where we've been all the time!
Sorry, look up, Coco.
What the heck?
Alright.
Winnie?
I can't shoot, boss.
Alright, okay, we're gonna put it on the tree.
We're gonna put it on the tree.
Thank you, boss.
Alright. Go ahead.
Just be up there, Winnie.
Thank you, Winnie. Thank you.
or how's she looking how's she look good
oh she died in the car to use the remote
is there anybody in there did you in there
I don't think I'm in there
let me grab that remote boys
I want to go get the jet view
we're into it we're into it
I think a ship in the city.
How about I fucking bury Poppins, y'all?
Here we go. Nice and safe.
I don't know if Mary Poppins fucked anybody on the front of a car.
Oh, she did.
You were fucking me.
Did we just fall? We just died.
Oh, wait.
I think we're good to go.
Oh, well, we're up.
It's a metal.
There we go. Ah, we made it! We made it!
Good work, everybody!
Our car's about one millimeter from instant...
...explosion.
There we go.
What's up?
Oh, am I getting up there?
Mmm... You can jump across the bridge.
I'll just walk up. Oh, you might as well be throwing the car in part.
Oh
Hold up wait a moment wait hold up wait a minute. I got us boys. Hold up wait a second
We're gonna be there. We're gonna be there. Hold up. Wait. Hold up. Wait
Wait a short spell. I got us. I got us. Okay
Alright, I'm gonna send it. Hold up. Oh
Oh a one moment. I'll just oh just one second one moment
It's gonna hop on in by
All right, I'm hopping in you guys ready. I'm ready
All right
hold up wait a minute fuck there we go there we go
and we're stuck all right all right the engines on fire yeah it's not looking
good it's not fire it's not guys everybody drink a beer push it
Phew! That was close!
Oh my goodness!
Dude almost did right there, boys!
Wasn't even close.
Wasn't even close.
Wasn't worry-free for even a second.
With our combined intelligence, our IQ is like 900...
900 million?!
I'm dead. I died. I'm right outside. I'm right under the car.
the car. Oh I got too much don't you worry a little bit of fitting all for you it's just boost up
all right let's smoke a quick cigarette think about this for a second nothing like a good
I don't think you should think about it and contemplate life.
I've got thoughts on what happens when they tell you.
What good man, good, I'm bad.
I don't want to take it to shit.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, thank you, brother.
And I'm going to take it.
Because you know it's a major crime, it might be to have ladies have been watching the
streets by the time this is in, when it weren't just to keep my mind on things you want to
keep my things for the happiness you bring.
I love myself here and I, but I actually make no way in crisis, I look up myself to
think.
Why did I get like this?
Godspeed, Mr. Beluga. Godspeed!
Maybe my dad will be more in my uncle's show.
Maybe I'll be able to see you.
Can you shut the fuck up for two seconds?
Thank you.
But you take a little bit of a happy thing.
We're going to get across this valley in three years, Beluga.
Yeah.
Let's drive!
Here's where we were when we exploded last time.
Now guys we are about one inch from instant death. I won't lie to you. I like those chances
I'll take those odds
Like I send it or what?
No somebody grab a nail gun
Not a nail gun.
We're gonna need some turbo fuel and some planks
Nah, nah, nah. Hold on now.
Hold on.
There's the eagle around these parts.
I hear two of you.
We don't even know that actually, we're good
We're all good
But this bad boy right here
I am currently the stratosphere
Thank you, co-crackers your lifesaver your lifesaver
I go ahead and start wedging it, Winnie.
Yeah, I wedged him all.
Hey, go ahead and wedge it for me, Winnie.
I wedged you.
Yeah, keep going.
Keep going.
Are you gonna fall here?
Keep going.
Keep going.
I'm gonna putter in that.
Keep going.
I'm gonna fall on the far end.
Keep going.
Oh
We'll pull up out those scratches
Are we
I think we build a bridge
In the thing right now put the goddamn Jeff you're the car right now
Put it in right now. I'm putting it in
It's in.
Alright.
Put it in.
It's in.
Put it in right now.
No it's time.
Put it in, coconut.
It's in, it's in, it's in.
It's in, it's in, it's in.
Let's run!
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's in!
It's in!
It's in!
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's in!
Good work, boy!
Good work!
Wait, did you guys actually make it?
We made it, we made it!
We made it
All right, here's the new plan
Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he?
Here is the new plan.
What's wrong with this style?
Put the jet fuel in the car.
We'll just take it slower afterward.
Alright, putting it in.
Ready? Go ahead.
It's in. Let's go.
Yeah!
We ride
G.A. games!
There we go boys, there we go, there we go, okay, all right, I think we need to do some
quick repairs to the car before we... ah fuck it, throw the jet fuel in!
Oh my...
Throw the jet fuel in! Throw it in!
It's in!
Hey, hold up. I made a mistake.
Hold up, throw the jet fuel in!
Throw the jet... throw the jet fuel in!
Well, let me have a drive. Let me drive.
Oh, the champion right now!
Let me drive. Let me drive.
We're the champion, you motherfucker!
On three, two, one, go!
Oh!
Leeroy Jenkins!
Can I have a step back?
He's damaged from in.
I don't know.
There we go, boys.
There we go.
Now we wait for the jet fuel to wear off, and we take it slow on this next part.
Looks like there's some serious damage on the car.
Let's get this thing back up and at him.
Let's get this thing in working condition again.
You dead?
Oh shit, he's dead.
Oh fuck!
I got you, boss.
There you go.
I knew you'd never forget about me.
Of course, of course.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Alright.
Yeah, I was thinking that we'll do the couple nails.
Alright, hop on in boys, hop on in.
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, let's go.
Let's run!
Oh.
here we go guys it will stop here we go hang on i'm not in and we made it i'm not in
i'll park up here boss don't you worry
here we go there we go all right now i need some motor oil get the engine purring again
All right, we're good to go.
Do a couple repairs as well while we're at it.
Is there any food we can eat real quick?
I could cook us up some burgers.
You might cook it up a couple burgers?
I might do that right now.
How do you like your meat cooked?
A medium rare.
Oh, man, a culture.
Okay.
I just think you're good, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I want to start sucking your penis.
Oh, my goodness.
My goodness, I would have started just sucking you.
How do people get their steaks cooked well done?
That's like getting a bunch of freaks.
They go home to a bunch of dead bodies in their living room.
They got propped up like puppets
from strings from the ceiling.
That's how you have your burger well done.
That too has got their burger well done.
All right, let's do this thing.
Let's go.
All right, how do we, let's think about this for a second.
How do we get across the water?
How do we get across the water?
I have an idea.
What is it?
We'll build the bridge!
Alright, alright now we're thinking now we're thinking
What's next?
We know we never did this part before
Oh, fuck, okay. I think we need to time the geyser
Because it might give us like this
Right there
My bad, they q-good sir, they q-good sir!
Did we put the bridge right there?
We changed my boy.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's a huge disaster.
Alright, we're good to go.
Hold on.
How we, uh...
Hey, hey, what about this?
What if I put the bridge in the way?
I feel like there was four of us earlier.
Check it out.
What?
Get the nil gun.
Okay.
I'll get the gun.
Hey, when he's dead?
I
Did you miss that was good. Thanks
Wait, you can pick up the nose you missed in the water. Yeah, you're gonna be nailed the whole time
How do you nail the dirac right here right here? Hold on right here?
You can nail it the biggie
What?
Yeah, you can't nail it the stone coconut
Yeah, you can
I've just thought of a thought I think we should really like three boards together
Okay, we'll nail the bridge. We'll all the
Hold up
Now you can die. She's lying.
No, I didn't mean to get you. That's the nails on the table, though.
Ah, she's lying. She's lying.
Ah, no, she wasn't lying.
All right. Wait, Jimmy, that's a great idea.
We'll use the bomb.
Can we nail it to the bomb?
Wait, what if we nail a gun to bomb and then it boosts us across?
It's close.
Wait, Jimmy's just died.
So I did it.
What are we up to?
What are we doing?
You touched the car with the bomb.
Oh, so, okay, well, it wasn't blowing up anything.
I tried, so I was like, okay, maybe we just don't blow up.
Yeah, go cross it, yeah.
Pina, Pina, Pina.
Oh, trust me, trust me.
Trust me, trust me.
Why? Trust me, Pina.
Trust me, trust me.
No, trust him on this.
Okay, alright, okay, start the engine.
Let me know when you're ready.
I'm ready.
Ready?
This is, I think this is actually what we're doing.
Wait, someone get the hammer.
get the air used to meddles so we still need to be at the bottom
we are a little bit more than one nanometer from the dive
uh at least a
that just means it'll work back down
well how do we get across this water
well the water's too deep
well there's a part to the right that's right
that we can't go across
that we've got to try
there's clearly a bridge over here
where
There's a part to the right that he's shallower.
I've just noticed.
Where's the bridge?
Right there!
Where?
Oh, they got that!
Oh, there's a bridge!
How do you get over there?
Are we fucking right?
Are we going over there?
Down over here onto this thing.
And then onto that.
See, there's a little part right here.
This part's hard
Now we get the car over there, I think we build a bridge
But how do we build a bridge without a bridge?
Then we got a reason
Don't worry about
I'm hard
Oh
Okay, this time this time we
The car we want turbo boost across we take it down and we wish it up
Take it down. We wish it out the turbo boost. Yeah, we're gonna get this done. We had never get this done. Oh my god
Guys, what up your parent first and then turbo in a garage
wait so wait we can do that coconut I need you to grab that that that piss
machine got that piss machine fully bounce got it throwing it up thank you
good sir got it and we're in the car like you do like you do
There we go. Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
What's this shit I put it with the hammer?
Now we rip it with the jet fuel.
Um, that's our armor protection, basically.
We roll and shake it!
Holy shit!
Wait!
Hey! Hey!
We're doing pretty good!
We're doing!
I think that deserves a beer.
Shit!
Maybe a cigarette too.
Yeah boy.
I think this is the ride.
I think this is the ride.
Where are you? I lost you.
Wait, where are you at?
I'm lost in the woods. I've completely lost you.
I see you. You're going the right way.
Hey, this is...
Move back around a little bit.
What the fuck?
We gotta take a right this time instead of a left.
Oh, I see you, I see you.
Yeah, we gotta go over there.
I'm coming back in. We said to get the view of the scenery.
Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and floor it when you get us across here, okay?
Get us close to that bridge.
Yeah, sounds good to me.
We back this up a week so we can get some speed.
I'm most definitely with that effect. I'm gonna grab a beer and wash out this pillar down.
Here we go, alright, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
What's that? It's a kind of scooter.
Here we go, here we go.
We washed off this guy, dude.
We're so smart.
Here we go
And we made it
We go up yonder. Yeah, it's got some fucking vertical
Where we at? Yeah, I think we just gotta fucking send it down. Yeah, they're much all right
I think we have yeah
Oh that even damaged us
Drink a beer
I need to see the reds, too much reds got pushed!
We're dying, we're dying, push, push!
Just grab a beer, push!
You're gonna win, you're gonna win!
You're gonna win!
Push!
Should we hit the buttons, should we hit the buttons, should we hit the buttons?
Oh my god, oh my god, hit the buttons!
It's just a win!
It's just a win!
Okay, okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Alright, we're good, we're good.
Let's make some repairs, let's make some repairs.
That was a close one.
That was a close one, that was close.
You almost died right there, boy.
They all bested.
She still surprises me every day.
There we go.
I'm making problems.
I think I've done a good job, guys.
I did my gig with...
There's a change now.
I'm not gonna lie.
I was trying to make some repairs.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I got you, boss.
We might need to hold them out of there.
There you go.
Okay, you might be able to drive through this.
Is drive through it?
Yeah.
Alright, Buzz.
I feel like you'll be able to...
Yeah, just...
Put your motor all on right there.
And go.
There we go.
That's smart.
I found some more metal over here.
Yes, there's some...
Oh my God! We're stuck again! We're stuck!
Windscrew, windscrew, windscrew!
The wind is so windy!
Go to the wind's road!
Wind's it! Wind's it! Wind's it!
I'm fucking sick!
Go to the wind's road! You got wind!
I'm repairing the car. We're fine.
We're good. We're good. I'm resealing.
Oh my goodness.
That's right! The parking's breaking, you dumb bitch!
What's breaking?
The engine!
From the water!
I'm repairing it.
You're good thinking.
We're good to go, boss.
Here we go.
Tell me what we got going on, dude.
Here we go.
I hope we can drive through this.
Do you think so?
I think we might be able to do it.
Yeah, we might be able to do it.
The only problem is there's a stupid rock in the way.
Yeah.
Knock it off with good driver skills, we can do for that.
Yeah, we can do for that, dude.
You know you worry.
Because we can wedge it to this tree,
so if we fucking fall in the water,
we can reverse it back and save us.
I didn't do 100 point turns as we were getting started around.
You can do that.
There's going to be too much damage before we can even win, sir.
Okay.
You good?
Am I good?
Am I good behind?
There you go.
Bad, bad, bad, bad.
Wait, wait, wait.
To the right.
To the right.
No, take a left.
Take a fucking left.
I want to take a left.
You're bad, bad, bad, bad.
Am I good?
Am I good?
To the right.
To the right.
Am I good?
You can go forward a little bit more.
Okay, all right, okay, all right, got to the right, to the right, there you go.
There we go.
There we go, there we go.
Let's do it.
We got it.
Back it up, we're smidgen.
Okay, so it's over in this direction.
The shallot direction.
All right, stand back boys.
Let's get it to me, boss.
Let's get it to me.
Yeah!
I think we can't ever feel it.
Oh my.
Oh my.
The turbo, boss.
Let's make it, let's make it.
You made it.
I made it, I made it, I made it.
I made it, I made it.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Let's go!
I think we need some batteries up here today.
We can make it on this bridge.
Just got a four.
Jesus Christ. Yo, how about we uh...
We can make it.
Yeah. Wait, let's get a plank.
Let's get a motherfucking plank here.
I'll farm a tree.
I'll wait in place across the water.
Buzz.
What do you mean?
It'll be better because we can go in the right way.
Wait, wait.
No, Peanut's right.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
We're going the wrong way.
No, we're not.
We're going the right way.
Wait, how do we...
No, Peanut's right.
How the fuck do we get out of here?
Oh, I see some jet fuel!
I see some jet fuel!
Score!
Oh, my gosh.
Peanut.
Oh, and I got to back to Glittering.
Give me that.
I don't hear some jet fuel.
I'm telling you if we use the jet fuel we can fly across the whole river.
Yeah, if I go down hill we're using gravity to our advantage.
Exactly, exactly.
What comes up from master must come down.
I'm moving these bombs.
Whatever.
What if we do, what if we go?
Oh
We're looking for a path. Well, hold on. Should we get a plank up here and use this floor across this day?
About it flooring it is the bad ass way that's exactly what the diesel would do that's exactly what the diesel would do guys
I'm gonna back up here. Where am I at? Am I gonna back up? I'm coming out. Hold on
Yeah, you're good to back up you good you're going down the hill. Yeah, there you go to the right a little
huh we got a angle it so it matches up with this yeah we got yeah we might i'm
gonna back up yeah hold on let me be your select all right back up i'm good
am i good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good
now you can go straight to the right now you got you got clearance right okay
all right there we go come i'm coming i'm coming all right oh yeah there we go
Now we're looking good boy
Yeah it looks good to me
Yeah!
That's fucking insane
Yeah, yeah
We're stuck, we're stuck
Oh god, what's going on?
I don't know, I thought it parked
Oh, us
We might need to win this
Oh my goodness
This is not good
We're going to go up there and grab a winch and hook will you?
Yeah I got your bow.
Got your shot on winch and hook?
Wait the winch and pull.
Get the winch and pull.
Yeah look at you off this path I was looking at some really shit.
It's all reach around right here.
Thank you, sir.
We'll throw that bad boy right there.
When's that come there?
I'm stuck in the ball.
There we go.
Go ahead and winch it.
Do we need to do a tire maybe?
Go ahead and winch it.
Yes, sir.
Go ahead, keep on, keep on going.
It's all good, we're good.
All right, there we go.
Now what do you guys say about hitting the jet fuel all the way across this lake?
Most definitely with that boss.
Come on guys.
In fact I think that would be pretty fucking sick.
Holy shit.
In fact I said we could just ramp and blast up the wall.
What's wrong over there JG?
That's cool.
We're this far and you're going to just try to jeopardize all that.
Hold on, hold on now!
What if we're going so fucking fast we can drive on the walls?
Exactly!
Hey, look where we're being winnier!
What if we go so fucking fast
that Cameron's fizzing some of the clients who are RV capers?
Look how I'm gonna fuck you up this hill, get a winch up there!
There you go!
You up there?
Yeah, I'm up here, bring it up, bring it up!
Let's get the fucking winch up there!
there hit the jet fuel yeah I don't know if that's a good idea boys that looks like it's outside the
man that should be sick can I
all right I bet you I can jet all the way up there I bet we don't even need a winch
I bet you I can rip old bitch y'all the way up there mountain there got a useful metter
in that little place, because I've got some motor fuel to put in.
Don't get up and prepare the jet fuel.
Prepare the jet fuel.
Yeah, you may as well toss a beer up here while you're at it.
I think we go down there though.
I don't think we use gravity.
You sure?
Yeah, I want to use gravity, but I think it'll be too much power for old Benzi.
Alright, get in the test fuel.
Stop hold up for stuff. You gotta push it. Anybody got a beer?
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ help you drink this beer and start pushing
Break this beer here start pushing will you?
Like a hard day's work. It's a cold beer hard work work
I go ahead start pushing about I'm pushing I'm pushing you try backing her up
Oh, it's not working neither.
It's working out there?
How do I push this?
You press F and wait for the full animation to play.
There we go!
Alright, hop on in boys, we're going to space.
Guys, you dropped the map outside.
Ah, fuck the map.
We'll go with our gun.
You take a sip of this silly juice before we rip it.
Hey, um...
Hey guys.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
An object in Moserid stays in Moserid.
Think about that for a second.
It was like fucking...
JFK or some shit.
Now, who's got the jet fuel for the van?
I got it.
You know what I mean?
Ready?
I had too many mirrors.
I fell in the water.
All right, you ready?
I'm ready to bring a barbeque.
Three, two, one, rip it!
Go.
We're on a jet gate!
Oh my God.
Holy shit, we did it.
Ah, don't worry.
That was really cosmetic.
Sounds really cosmetic.
We gotta go through the one down.
Don't worry.
Don't worry about all that.
Don't worry about all that.
Oh, guys.
Yep.
Oh, my God.
What?
What, what's going on there?
I found the car for a minute, partner.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Let me smoke a quick cigarette thinking
about how we're going to solve this problem.
That's kind of an issue.
I
Think there's a tree on our tire
Wait hold up. I think it'd be widget from there. Gigi. We're gonna break the RV in half
That's free might go through the fucking RV like my cocked European. That's ass
I'm gonna say that's a great analogy. I'm gonna go ahead and have you go ahead and disconnect that for me coconut
Yeah, I think we should just widget forward
like that
the good idea
yeah that's really gonna rip through that ass
you might be worse than what you guys been doing
did you get on in there and grab that winch and remote
get that winch and remote
there we go I go in winch
I have fucking hate about that wins in life. Where'd you go win? Yeah
Good work boys. I let's just say it's a situation
Well, what kind of goodies we got down here what's going down down here of the antidote was this I got the antidote
be for one I think that there's a snake that can bite you oh I will keep this
yeah you might suck it out we 100% need some oh no snake don't bite me on my
cock and shit we need we have to suck my cock and shit that's why happy last
Last week, boss.
My goodness, I lied that never was a snake last week.
I said, come away.
I made the whole thing up.
There was never a snake.
There was never a snake.
It's OK, boss.
I kind of enjoyed it.
My uncle bit me there.
How about you, Ed?
Oh, you're OK, too.
I guess we're twins.
I thought he might be poisonous.
That was it.
When we go down here, we're not going to die, are we?
Let me check this out in common.
I think we should reverse wins it.
So what the?
Reverse wins it down.
Now get the backwards reverse,
double back double back, reverse wins it.
It was just Chris,
how the fuck did we not think of that?
You're by gross bullshit.
All right, coconut,
you might hop it in the driver's seat box.
Yup.
Fucking the oldest winching.
I go ahead and just go forward a little bit.
Gear one.
Oh my gosh, I must say.
I found more metal for us.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
You can put it on.
Go ahead.
I'm going to keep letting this down.
There we go.
Now you can release the gas.
Oh, give it a little bit more gas.
There we go.
Now you can release the gas.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
There we go.
Look at that.
There we go.
Look at that.
There we go.
Look at that.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
That was it.
There it is.
Okay, all right now
Now
Yeah, go ahead and drive it
I want first gear should I shift gears? I think first gear will do right here
Release you we try releasing you. Yeah, release me. I'll drive it. Let me know when you're looking good. You're looking good
Big cigarette. Yeah, I got an idea. You stay you stay put
I'm staying by you might release in the winch from the way it's dead. Oh, he's dead
Fucking hated that guy
Did you mind releasing the wince from the back wince?
I'm not near you
All right, well you stay
You stay put. Oh, I gotta go release that wince from the back wince
There we go. All right, you stay put there coconut keep by people watch fly
I'm gonna do a small incision, okay
Okay
what happened. Can we wedge it back up the mountain? Yeah, I pulled up that. Hold up now. I got the
flip-o-tronic 5000 here, boys. Oh, wait a second. Yeah, we're talking. Yeah, we're talking. I got the
flip-o-tronic 5000 up in this bitch. We ain't gotta worry about a thing.
All right, seems to be damaging the car quite a bit.
Yeah, I don't think this is a good situation.
Okay, all right, I say we stop using the flip-o-tronic.
Things are not going good with the flip-o-tronic.
Should I put the car in park?
Yeah, go ahead.
Put it in park.
We're parked.
I was worried there for a second.
now how do we get out of this situation let me try wancing yet
let me try and wancing yet
try and wancing yet
partner I feel like that's going to make us drive into the ground that does more damage
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, there is no fucking way that just happened.
Alright, get the turbo.
Get the fucking jet fuel, get the jet fuel.
Holy shit, kill me now, please kill me.
Get the fucking jet fuel.
Right now, please put me out of my misery. Give me that jet fuel so I can drink it
You have the jet fuel box
I think it's gone. I think we threw it at you. It's not the car window
All right, let's
I put in the jet fuel, jet fuel's in, go!
Go, go, take it, go, go, go!
I was gonna have to restart from the jet point.
Go ahead, restart from the jet point.
We made a couple mistakes along the way.
What mistakes? What mistakes?
I had to repair the car before we could fly it across the valley.
I'll start the van again.
Oh, but we're not about that bus, come on, man, bus.
Yes, sir.
All right, I'm gonna have one of you
What do you find gentlemen go ahead and hop on out and grab that piss machine?
There you go
There you go boss
Right there go ahead grab that
See will you?
Yes boss
Thank you boss. There you go boss. Perfect. Grow
I'm passing I'm passing
I fucking hate you all right come get you
there you go come on winnie come on winnie
Hey
Oh back back this way coconut come on
You got the jet fuel bars
All right, let me know when you put it in
You got the jet fuel
I got a jet fuel. Let me know when three two one right now
It's an
Oh my god, oh, yeah
There we go
Here we go. That's actually a lot better than it looks
Okay, I see you I see you I see you over there. Let me let me come
behind me? You go grab Winnie. You go grab Winnie, alright? I'm going to get us to this
next part. Are you guys okay? Ah yeah, we're fine. And I'm fucking stuck. Oh my god, I'm
but I killed someone in the game.
Let me get some beer.
There we go.
Oh yeah, it's refreshing.
That's nice.
That's nice.
You gonna get a windstrip in that tree?
Spunk my ass 30,000 times.
I'll drink a beer, I'll help you out with that.
Not like the power of friendship.
It will not go.
plan. First we're going to swiftly drive right past this part with no damage.
Oh my god.
Nice. Minimal damage. Drive right past this part with minimal damage. Incredible. There we go.
All right. All right. We're going over here. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're going right here.
I
No, we're being launched! We're switching to reverse it!
I went shit, I went shit, I went shit, I went shit!
We need to get out of the fucking setting!
Oh shit, how do I change that?
Put more motor oil in it! Go get that put more motor oil in the thing!
Fuck, I don't know, where is it?
You're fucking up, we need to stop pressing buttons!
Stop pressing buttons!
It's in, it's in, I put it in! I stuck it in!
Fuck!
There we go.
Yeah, my witch in the room was bugged.
There we go.
Alright, we're good.
I'm gonna put it in park more quick.
Maybe we take a left this time.
Wait, we're doing a...
Wait, we're doing uh, what?
Alright, hop on in boys.
We're on the move.
Alright, yeah, let's go, let's go.
Hop on in boys, hop on in.
We're on the move now.
We got any fucking night chillin'?
The subcontractor down here on the ground.
Oh, perfect.
It's a mosaic across this bridge here.
There we go
I'm coming and we out. What do we do a little push ready a little boys?
Now I think you do some winson and this is a certified win situation
You got any wins and polls
Fucking person that got a wins and ball
Definitely fix the wheels just so we can have a little extra house, you know
Yeah, here. Let me let's fix up the wheels. We have the extra motor oil too
It was our last boat, oh, we got some more motor oil we might be good here boys
We might actually do this
Are we chillin'?
We need to... do we have a winch in uh... whatever?
Yeah, we got one right here. Right here, win.
I'm a 30.
Hey, we got a 40% health winch. Pretty good.
I thought me.
Oh my... I'm a 30.
You ready?
Yeah, ready.
Hey, what is the other winch in Rebound?
Hold on.
When he would you put that other winter up on bars
Why are you doing us okay?
You guys
I'm coming to you
I wait I didn't really got you actually what he's
It's hard to swear.
Oh, I'm waiting.
I see you.
Let's get that general fuel right, quick.
Yeah, I'm getting worried that you threw the remote in the fucking water.
I mean, all of this.
Oh, shit.
I'm getting worried that you threw the remote in the water.
I haven't thought anything in the water.
I'm getting worried winning through the remote in the water.
I definitely threw a winter boat at you.
Good thinking. Good thinking. Good thinking.
I need to go diving, boss.
Nah, you're good, boss. We got one more.
I heard a gunshot.
What?
That was just Winnie having fun in the bathroom.
Oh.
Okay, I got some gears for you all.
Alright, get that jet fuel ready, ready?
Alright, I got some.
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Alright, hold on. Hold on. We get straight down.
We get straight down.
I'm ripping I'm ripping it yeah
hey
rough rough oh my god oh my god so we're good we're good oh my god oh my god oh
my god yeah one hell yeah one hell we are legitimately one health holy shit
All right, I'm on the repairs.
Um, what?
What is wrong?
Why am I stuck on coconut?
Why we have no fucking hammers?
Coconut, put me down!
What? I'm gonna get a beer.
We know where our hammers go!
What the...
Guys...
Coconut, witty! I know you do dump bugs and the only one's dumb enough to get rid of our hammers.
We're the hammers at.
I just, I got the switch controller.
We're the hammers at!
I definitely didn't touch the hammer.
I don't know.
Coconut, where are the hammers at?
Remember?
Yeah.
She did.
I don't really know a note.
I really don't know a note.
Put it back on its spot or else it will fly out of the RV.
Oh, I see these dumpy fuckers.
I swear to God.
Okay, let's just grab the hammer.
No problem.
Yo, Coco, hit the tree real quick.
Yeah, we are two millimeters.
We are two millimeters.
No problem. Yo, Coco, hit a tree real quick.
Guys, we are- we are two millimeters from instantaneous destruction.
Alright, how do we- how do we grab the hammer?
You can't grab the hammer! It's just a fuckin' rock!
Hold on, guys.
Let's go.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna go over...
Can I recycle this witch controller? I just got a witch controller.
Man, I'm gonna go to the checkpoint and get a- get a hammer, okay?
I said we'd do it, man, then you would have it.
Oh fuck!
There's the fucking eagle!
There's the fucking eagle here!
Jesus Christ!
Get down!
Where the fuck is our truck?
It's up the mountain!
I repaired the wheels, they gave us like a quarter of an edge.
That might work, that might do something.
If we can go down this whole mountain without taking any damage at all.
all. We might be able to make it. I think if you try slowly, it is that can boss. We
gotta double or first switch after hammer. We guys, I can see the tail went from here.
Guys, oh my God. If we actually lock it, we can get to the next checkpoint. It's right
there. It's literally right there. Do you see that? I'm locked in. We gotta lock in.
We gotta lock in. Was it, was everybody scruised around with some motor oil. If we could find
some motor oil right now we're saved I think I saw so what did we go this way
why did we go this way this is the best way no we definitely could go along the
water down here but it's too late we got a double reverse winch in double reverse
backflip winching what we just drive down this left part why can't we go to a
gas station wasn't there a gas station at the start like can we just do up there
Yo where's the checkpoint at?
Where is he at?
We are so beyond fun.
We are beyond fun.
Listen, listen, I got the winch.
I'm gonna just start hooking up this double reverse winch real quick first.
Actually fuck yourself.
Okay, I won't do that then.
Actually die.
In the game, of course.
I think we just mosey it down this mountain side.
Yeah.
Oh wait, I see shit at the bottom.
Yeah, that's the syringe in the lotion.
I see empty beer can.
beer can?
fuck it, I think we're gonna die anyways
I'm just gonna try it
I think that's the best way to drink it
I got a hand
dude, I just ejected myself
wait, wait, wait, what does that energy do?
what does that energy do?
I just ejected myself
let me straighten out
let me straighten out and it's RV real quick
oh god
come here
let me suck it out
I got a glass, we're gonna need this
come back here
And he's
I think
Well, we need to answer them for the shield work like it does an apex where it's like
Actually help before the health or is it like this a reduction of the other half?
Is there any way to get the blue and red to go down?
I feel like we're full shield.
We need to find motor oil.
Yeah, we need some motor oil bad.
Could it be at the checkpoint or not?
It could be at the checkpoint.
Okay, why don't we go to the next checkpoint and check this motor oil.
Come back to here.
Prepare it.
Did that one work?
I think we try that.
In fact, I'm going on a journey to the next checkpoint.
Yeah, but what are you doing?
I just brought my colleagues.
I just brought my colleagues.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Good work.
I don't know if that's the case.
Good work.
I knew we could get on you.
Well, my journey lasted five seconds.
I'm wedged it.
I'm wedged it.
What if I push the car off the hill?
Hold up.
I'm wedged it.
I'm wedged it.
There we go.
There we go.
All right now we just slowly drive it down the hill
And hope it doesn't explode what do you guys say?
Look here. You're gonna put it in though. I think I'm gonna study over this. I'm not even put it reverse
And just let off the part and just I just okay
All right
Slowly slowly
We need a way for the oil!
We need a way for the oil!
We need a way for the oil!
Dude.
Alright.
Oh my god!
Hit the jet fuel.
Hit the jet fuel. Let's go.
Alright.
Alright, jet fuel's done.
Okay, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna put that on every space.
Perfect.
I want you to sit
to sit in a chair and do virtually nothing I want you to sit in the chair and I want
you to do genuinely but fuck nothing.
Alright here we go.
I want to play the game.
Oh dude you're going to be a chair guy.
We need somebody to check out how comfy the chairs are and give us live updates every
five minutes.
Is that your comfy Coco?
Yeah let us know how comfy the chair is.
Okay.
I am doing pretty comfortable.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm going to try that chair.
Go ahead.
I'll sit out here. I'll take the hammer.
Yeah, yeah, check out how comfy that chair is.
Take the snare, man. Take the snare, man.
Here we go.
Alright. Coconut, get your chair. Get your chair.
Really, I need your help.
Yeah, what's your help?
Come here, boss.
I'm right here.
Alright, I'm dead.
Wait a second.
Oh, it's quick to hell. Happy.
Do a quick restart for the checkpoint.
One moment, do a quick restart for the checkpoint.
Coconut shot me with the flare gun and I died.
There's a fucking flare gun?
Alright, let's go over here, repair the car.
Repair the car.
Coconut, I need you to check out how comfy this chair is right here, okay?
This chair right here. That chair right there.
You just check how comfy it is.
Give it to status support every five minutes, alright?
scale one to ten how comfy is it I need to be a first to assess no no no no no
no you know you you be a status report all right wait a minute
come help me Winnie this won't be a real quick boss won't be a real quick
I hate you guys so god damn much I hate you
I hate you brother you got a smoke brother yeah I got a smoke here let me let you off
Huh?
Hard day's work
My wife's fucking killing me up my ass with all these fucking purchases
She's been fucking doing Pilates and shit, I don't fucking
Been there
Let me tell you something. I'll tell you after I drink this beer.
Perfect.
Beer's just gross. We're out of beers. I'm ready to go.
I said...
Did you... I need your help.
Witty as a fuck.
Mind grabbing the repair thing.
Yep.
Thank you, Genji.
Thanks, repairs.
Thank you, thank you.
Alright, let me go ahead and give this thing a quick repair.
and we go and we go all right looking good
did you might help me with the jet fuel yes I got it thank you I appreciate that
I appreciate that all right let me know when you're ready let me know when you're
ready to sell.
Get the pork!
Let me help you out there, Gingy. There you go, Gingy.
Everybody ready?
Alright, three, two, one, go!
Let's run!
Yeah!
Alright, alright, alright, not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Hey, where would he go? Oh, he's he's looking for a battle or something
Well that any go that they go super people we're still alive. We're still alive
No worries. No worries there
I'm gonna do some quick repairs here
make repairs
Make sure there's things looking nice and right.
There we go.
There we go. Got the ladder.
There we go.
Perfect. Perfect.
I'm putting the beer on here.
I'll be driving nice and easy across this bad boy.
Oh, fuck my ass. Oh, fuck my ass.
Oh, god, we need a beer. We need a beer. We need a budget. We need a budget.
Need to push it, need to push it.
Oh.
Alright, go push out, I'll just step on the gas.
Yeah.
Pushing.
Oh, good work, good work, good work, good work.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There we go.
Oh, hold on.
Ground's busted.
There we go.
There we go
No, it worked everybody good work. Very good. Very good
And we'll go nice and easy down this hill yonder
Fuck my ass
We're stuck a little we're a little bit stuck I'm dancing it I'm dancing it
It's fun. It's fun. We got a wet shit. Well, what about when the guys are explodes?
There we go
I
Go ahead with your boss the tree over here coconut right there
Yeah, but over there
You have a good time over there coconut
I'm trying to win you boss, what's up?
Hey, no worries.
No worries, looking good.
Just wanted to comment on how sexy you're looking.
Aw, thank you.
Thank you.
You look quite good yourself.
Thank you very kindly, sir.
Thank you very kindly.
You're very sweet, man.
Thank you, sir.
You're a very sweet man.
Thank you, sir.
Ah, okay, guys.
Oh, oh, what's going on?
Yeah, you should double winch that.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, what's going on? Yeah, double whitch that
Yeah, yeah, I would have reversed double whitch that yeah, you gotta push now
I'm gonna kill everybody. I'm gonna kill all of you in the game, of course
In the game, of course. There we go. We're good. We're good. We're good
We're looking good, we're looking good, we're looking good, there we go, there we go, yeah we're looking good, yeah we're looking good, how about this time you fuck yourself 30,000 times with the largest object in your garage?
Hmm probably the cucumber all right all right the cucumber you keep in the garage to the cucumber location
Well, I got a garage fridge. That's why I keep the cucumber. That's right keep my cucumbers as well
That's about to keep them. Yeah, that's probably we keep the bananas to get the bananas in the cucumbers
Some mangos as well. Oh, yeah a couple mangos to cover today's never hurt anyone
I think we do yellow me go ahead throw some in the engine over yonder
There we go. There we go.
Maybe, uh, do some repairs.
Looking good.
Couple repairs could've hurt.
There we go. There we go.
How we looking?
Great.
Shut the fuck up and you sit down.
I fucking hate you so much.
I've been on the same goddamn part of this game for fucking three hours.
I'm not gonna kill you. I'm not gonna kill you.
Alright, we got a nice and easy, there doesn't matter.
Nice and easy. Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
You're a fucking witch.
Looks like we're gonna have to winch it. Looks like we're gonna have to winch it.
Alright, get in the winch.
Grabbing the winch. Got it.
Oh, fuck my ass. Hold up, one second.
Technical difficulties.
There we go. Alright.
Done.
Grab that winch in remote. Go ahead and start winching it.
Oh yeah, we're looking good now. We're looking good. We are looking good now.
Yeah, there we go. There we go. Alright, we're doing pretty good.
I'm gonna go grab another beer. I think if I don't, I'm gonna sprinkle coconut alive. Give me one second.
I'm gonna run the restroom quick.
I'm gonna have me another beer.
You're gonna get me another beer.
What are you, dead still?
Yeah, you killed me, bitch.
You killed me.
You threw me out the cliff and you didn't say anything.
He's just fucking...
He's just fucking...
to be what do you say when he or not that I just I just tripped at the start of the
round yeah I saw that I saw you gotta be careful you gotta be careful you gotta
be careful all right don't get ready that jet fuel oh my fucking god ready
I ain't jet fuel, boss.
And here we go.
Oh, we're stuck.
All right.
All right, put the jet fuel in.
Oh, don't put the jet.
Oh.
No, I didn't put it in.
I didn't put it in.
I am good at it.
I'm good at it.
You said ready the jet fuel.
Ready the jet fuel!
All right, it's not milk.
No, not putting it in.
I'm going to...
Listen to me coming at...
Listen to me.
Listen to me coming at it.
I need a little cigarette.
All right.
I'm gonna need a little cigarette for this talk here, okay?
Alright, alright, yeah.
I fuckin' hate you.
Give me the jet fuel.
Give me the jet fuel.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I hate the jet fuel.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right, let's see if we can get out of this ditch here, boys.
How do we get out of here without using too many resources?
Yeah, that's a tricky one, ain't it?
That's a tricky one.
I'm thinking.
Yeah, go ahead and think for a second, ponder.
I think we need to try.
There's more just feel over here.
Hey, good eye.
Yeah.
I see something else down here too.
Is it a shotgun?
You should see if it's tasty.
It's a nitro.
Please do not let coconut have the nitro glycerin.
Please somebody take that away from him right now.
Don't really take the nitro glycerin away from coconut right now.
I might as fuck our entire run by putting that there.
Wait, Peanut, there's three winches over here.
Ah, three winches?
Yeah, winch poles.
Oh, by golly, that's a whole lot of winch poles.
Let's see if it's used to down.
Should we go down there, you think, instead?
Nah, that's too dangerous.
I should be go up here again.
I should kind of try to rip the side of this mount
Like a skateboard, you know what I mean?
Like Tony Hawk.
Like Tony Hawk.
Oh, God, it's back.
All right, everybody out there, we're ripping it.
You got the radiation?
I think I have radiation.
Yeah, we're too close to the monument.
All right, I'll bite it, boys.
Let's get out of here.
Ready the jet fuel.
Ready the jet fuel.
Ready the jet fuel, let me know.
Three, two, one, now!
It said go, go, go, go!
Yeah
I'm Tony I'm Tony I'm Tony I'm Tony I'm gonna oh my god
We're so close oh my god no way that word
Yo
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're making progress.
What do we do, Digi?
We just drive, we just drive right here, yeah?
We drive right here, and then we drive right here.
I
Yeah, we just keep driving this whole place is fine
Yeah, I get us all the way to that rock I guarantee you
No, I down this is perfect driving
Listen listen listen if we get stuck in the water and the engine starts dying
You grab the remote, Genji, Coconut, you grab the winch and hook it to the nearest tree in front of us, and I'll put the motor oil in the device, alright?
Alright, T-Break!
But maybe we should say, okay, maybe we should go on this little part right here for a second, just to give it a break so it doesn't hurt the motor too much?
Or no.
I'm ripping it!
Okay, but where's the next part is it this one? Yeah, go go go. All right. I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going
Got it, but it's okay. Hardly oh, yeah, we're gonna get we're gonna get was next white
We I can get us that rock. I guarantee I can use this rock. I know I can
Thank you, baby
Thank you, Wendy. Thank you
There we go
All right, I'll get the tech points right there boys. Let's watch out for bombs. I feel there's a plan mine
Oh, yeah, for a certain 200% they're trying to fool us. They think we're stupid fucking road planting them bitches
We drive right over this ground bussy and then we'll go
I think we just oh there is a mother's mother's mom. I knew it. You Jesus. I felt it
But I think if we go on the left side of this tree right here
Oh, I know how to get across boys. I've got this
Faith in me coconut put it in me
Are you sure
There's the right side of the train that's telling you.
If you say so, if you say so.
So you keep, you just need to keep right, right?
That's it?
But not too right, because if you go too right,
then you go to the jeep then.
But if you go too left, then you go in the geyser.
This is a game of...
All right, let's ride!
Use the fucking nitro.
Here we go.
Ooh, nice and easy, nice and easy.
Slow and steady, slow and steady.
Run to the tree, run to the tree.
Slow it steady, slow it steady, slow it steady, slow it steady, slow it steady, slow it steady.
We did it, we did it!
We did it!
Arise!
Arise!
Holy fuck.
Move a shit, move a shit, move a shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I see a bomb, I see a bomb at the end.
You guys got it.
Really, what are you doing so alive?
Jellies jump in the game.
We should go left.
Yeah, I think you're right, let me go up the mountain.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it. Yeah, the left fountain. Yeah, the left fountain. It's the left
fountain.
Right over yonder.
Here we go.
Wait.
Well, I can't move.
I can't move no more. I'll win.
shit
are you having fun coffee night?
here throw me that tree
throw me that fucking tree
throw me that tree
get it
get it
I'm gonna touch your tree
get it
no that's right there
if we get the wedge on there
how much you drink this beer right here
just go ahead
What was the old vehicular device?
I'm resetting the wedge.
Just an idea.
Yeah, next time you have an idea, Coconut,
how about you keep it to yourself?
How about you suck me from the back?
Coconut, how are you going to push the car
from inside the car?
He's just a little slow.
Well, hold on, hold on.
What do you mean?
I'm just wondering how you push a car when you're inside the car.
It's stuck on the back stuck, but we got a witch there. Look.
What are you going to do?
I'm pushing the car.
Grab a beer first. It gets you nice and prime.
I'm coming in the car.
Come in the car.
There you go.
the boys there you go four one out for me brother I pour one out for when you
put one out for me go go go
if we don't seem to be moving bars I'm pushing you feel it you might be Gigi
over here how pushed you well as you push yeah I got in the driver's seat how
would that in fuck hell do you want coconut you're right let's try it yeah
why don't we both push it you think it and we'll have Casper fucking ghost
Drive it. Why do we win she?
All right, we're winching it we're winching it. That's way to the tree right
All right, bring me up there then I told you man
If we do the tree it'll whiplash it and will die and I'm not restarting from here. Okay, okay?
Okay, you might grab it now wince in ball. I think you're wrong. Sorry about this. Yeah
There you go boss
All right
What do you want for both this
Right about yonder right here where I'm standing bows
God, I'm so proud of you.
Who's my little coconut?
Weeeeeee!
Who's my little coconut?
Weeeeeee!
You did such a great job, coconut.
Thank you.
Let's go ahead and get in the wind.
There we go.
Maybe another sip of the silly.
Here we go.
You might go into the front of the car and click in the E button on it.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Tony Hawk, do we have chat room?
I'm Tony Hawkin' it.
I'm Tony Hawkin' it.
I'm Tony Hawkin' this bitch.
I swear to God.
Oh my god right now I swear to god, I swear to god.
Left, left, left, left, left.
Holy shit, go to the left.
Wait, step, look at that.
Holy shit.
Okay, we have to get down, we have to get down.
We have to get down to the checkpoint without dying.
I swear to god, I swear to god.
Wait a second, wait a second, I don't have an idea.
What's your idea?
What if you guys go down to the checkpoint
and get the tools that are in there, prepare the car?
We hold on you can we get the piss machine all the way up here is that a long enough
We hold up cooking a grab a hammer and repair the car for me will you yeah, yeah, I got out with metal
We should have you here seven metal seven metal. I'm gonna see if I get the piss machine up there
You see if I get the piss machine, I don't know if it's long enough
Oh, it's out long enough. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Alright, I should be driving over here and go down this part.
You see that part? It's a lot more smooth. And then right over there, oh yeah, okay, I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.
100% I can do this. No doubt in my mind. You want to toss me over there?
Wait, you see right here? Why?
We need to drive it over here, because it's so smooth landing.
You drive right there, then go over the left. Yeah, over there, yeah.
Yeah.
easy to get back to the car yeah yeah where you at peanut I'm inside the
car balls huh looks at me up there for motor oil was that the risk it for the
biscuit all right hop in boys I'm in here I swear to God if we die I swear to
God we're stuck we're stuck pause we're stuck I got push it go ahead yeah go
Drink a beer and push it
Does the vodka work you might want a beer oh, there's some beer right there. We go
Did you what if we piss machine it halfway down the mountain
Take a little shot
Yeah, watch them do not.
Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead and push.
Did you mind grabbing some whiskey
and pushing it with him before his whiskey runs out too?
Run out of beer.
It's running out.
It's running out.
We gotta be quick.
I can't get in.
Got it, we got it.
Oh shit, oh shit, hold on.
Get a big, colorful big, colorful.
I'll be careful, I'll be careful, I'll be careful, I'll be careful.
Okay, okay.
I'll be careful, I'll be careful, I'll be careful.
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
let's go let's fucking go let's fucking go let's go
we gotta be close to the end now we gotta be close to the end
I'll take the edge right there.
Now you'll know it's the end. It's way different on the first map.
I'm assuming they do the same with the second map.
It was like a helicopter that shot you and everything.
It was crazy.
It was insane. You'll know if it's the end of the map.
Um, could someone throw me up top, please?
Yeah, I got ya.
Let's get all these supplies.
Get the anti-dote, just in case we get it.
You need to buy a spider or whatever the dinghole.
What are you doing with Winnie?
Okay, can you do that?
I want you to fuck Winnie 40 times, Coconut.
Please.
Can you please pass me out the roof?
Here, catch Peter, Jitzy.
Okay.
Thank you, Bowers.
You guys are so kind to me.
We don't need wheels, fuck wheels.
Let's get moving.
You guys ready?
Yeah, I'm coming in.
coming in right I don't know we brought everything in yet I'm fucking we don't
need anything what do you mean fucking we just gotta shake what I feel alive I
feel invincible right now we're gonna live forever we're gonna live forever
hop in boys hop in oh my goodness everybody in
I'm in. Look at this, bro.
I'm afraid she's really glad.
Everybody in?
Yeah.
All right, let's ride!
Oh my gosh!
What's wrong?
Shit, oh shit.
Hey, Peter, that wasn't a checkpoint.
Well, that wasn't a checkpoint, that was.
Oh.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
Yeah, hold on to that, hold on to that.
Hey wait, this actually might be the end, I'm hearing music. This actually might be the end.
Is that an end-game boss music? That's like end-game boss music, though.
It sounds like end-game boss music, yeah! It sounds like end-game boss music!
Oh, fuck.
I don't like this shit.
Are you sure it's not just, like, desert music?
Yeah, now the digi mentions it does kind of sound like this
What
No bombs
If there was a bomb
Why don't we outdo?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait a second.
Yo, I think we've reached
where I'm at.
Where you at, Lenny?
Look, I'm all the way up to you.
To the right.
I'm so stressed out.
I think if we
reach it up here, we can skip all that.
Fuck yourself.
Let's go.
Good thinking grabbing the bomb that was to the side and we would have never hit and throwing it in front of the RV
Thank you
All right, we did it. We did it. Please call me. We picked up nitro. I think we got nitro. Yeah
Uh, no, no. Oh, yeah, we got one, we got one, we got one. We got one Nitro.
Let's ride.
The what thing? Oh, wait, oh, Nitro is a Nitroglycerin. Oh, yeah, we don't have to urge it.
Oh, shit. Well, I picked it up and Peter told me to trump it outside.
in all fairness that's what any reasonable person would do. I mean no one trusts coconut with
explosive bombs. Okay. How many times do I have to tell you that we need it for later on?
Listen, the game developers would not have left us stranded here without nitroglycerine. That's
impossible. Yeah. We're gonna strut out in scavenge. There was some on the the side of the
the roof we just got a scavenge oh wait did you we go right hold up wait
we just go right guys
probably a harder way though yeah fucking I'm harder
that's right boys yeah come on let's ride oh wait what about what if you use the
bomb wait my bugger is just saying use the bomb no because it only works on
Well, have we ever tried it on ice?
Hey about that for a second. Yeah, where do we that?
Well, hold up now it blows up when it touches the car who's to say it doesn't blow up when it touches ice
Yeah, probably crack what if we shoot the bomb with a flare gun these are all my ideas by the way
I'm these are all mine. They're just coming to my head through the ether
Okay, so the bomb didn't explode what if we just run the car into the bomb all it sets in the ice
Okay, that didn't work I'm gonna go the other way
I need you to go back to the checkpoint and revive Genji.
immediately perfect perfect perfect I'll get us to the next spot
I'm in that part where we were going to blow up by the way
Oh my!
What's the data?
You know the check was right there
Maybe we can swim this
Maybe we can swim this
A few thousand close ones
No it won't
That was a close one
That was a close one
I can go for the car I can go for the car hold on
That looks more breakable from a distance.
That looks more breakable from a distance, I'm not gonna lie.
That did look pretty breakable.
I think we went to that hill up there.
Is this where we're supposed to go?
Look there's a guy right here look what the fuck he's rushing
Wait, we gotta give him a ticket to kill him tickle him. I thought that that's your glycerin
I died somehow
I didn't do nothing. It's the first. No, I did it
Coconut threw it first. I
Don't think we actually need the night for this red. Are you up?
Where's she she's been dead for
You guys can pick me up.
What if we just win, shit?
What if we just fucking pick you up?
You're over here, shit.
I can just come pick you up.
I'm in where the ice is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just be in modest.
You're just being modest.
I'll come pick you up.
I'll come pick you up.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab a beer. I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm sorry.
No, you just be in modest.
You're just being modest.
Oh, there's only one beer left.
You're just being modest, shit.
I
Trotted by a bunch of stuff
How greed has taken a grip of you Genji?
Yeah
You know greed is one of the deadly sins of the Smurfs or whatever the fuck
No, because I because I'm chill with the Smurfs. They're fucking chilling me. I'm chill as fuck. I see I'm I'm
I'm, honestly, need some more fat touch here.
He's fucking.
I gotta drink a little bit more, one second.
All right, so here's the plan.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna cut left,
lie down to the right side,
score the engine over on the horizontal,
lower myself four and a half feet,
and then I'm gonna go ahead and shimmy back
to the right horizontally at a 10 degree angle.
That's going to allow me to get down about 17 more feet.
After that, I'm going to do the double jump backflip.
You do it safely down 4 and 1 1⁄2 feet.
And then I'm going to slide down onto the desert sand
without taking any damage.
Revive you, and we'll get back up.
OK, ready?
You spot for me, brother?
I'll spot for you.
You did the same traps and down here.
All right, so what about exactly how I thought of it?
So what if we instead, what if instead of what we're doing
Now we re-start from the last six months.
I hope there's no fucking orders now, OK?
No, I think you're OK.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Whoa, I think it's a good plan.
Oh my god, what happened?
We had that, Rita.
We're right there.
Oh my goodness, have you tried to fucking yourself?
We can't leave Dumb and Dumber over here alone.
That's true.
That's true.
Look at the fucking tariff, buddy.
Guys, I'm Ben Boyce, we're ripping this bitch.
Oh, we didn't repair, we didn't repair, we got to repair.
Oh my gosh.
We got to repair, we got to repair.
Well, that's right, did you?
Hey, did you remind me of the next checkpoint stop
that we do all the repairs and then get the checkpoint?
Oh, we didn't bring the wedges.
Let's call it, did you?
Well, I don't think you can it.
I think if you get too close it just...
No, no, no, we can park it behind the building.
All right, let's go.
Oh, it's not okay.
All right, anything else?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Get the motor oil.
Get the fucking pole.
Get the motor oil.
I got the motor oil?
Do you want to be good, Sherry?
I got the motor oil.
I got the motor oil.
Excuse me, good sir.
Here we go. I went maximum out. Let's ride.
Hop in boys, hop on in.
Wait boss, wait boss.
Oh hop on in.
Do the water.
Hop on in boss.
Hop on in boss, hop on in.
Is this the only route to put this ladder hatch down?
Yeah, I think there's a spot inside one of the cabinets, actually.
Oh, for this? Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, let's ride!
Um, yeah, you can put it in here.
Okay, you might do it in a solid box.
Yeah, what's that?
I need you to hop out of the car at the next point,
and I need you to put the wooden boozy boozy on the bridge on the left side.
left side. It doesn't fit, it's too big. Now, I'll step back a couple inches. We can still make this work.
Yeah, it doesn't fit too big, it's like, can't attach. That's not my fault. Maybe if we grab a pair of pliers, use them
reverse, make some wedges. I'll just hold it, I'll just hold it. Yeah, alright, that's fine. I mean, that'll work for me
still but I'm not going to do it as much. I'll just hold it. I'm going to go ahead and put the wood over here. Follow me, gang, follow me, gang. Follow me, gang. Oh, there's already one up here. This is useless, but.
Oh, okay.
Oh, this woods being a little ridiculous right now, it's be okay that are we fucking dead
here?
Are we so fucking serious right now?
How is that even possible?
Guys, go back and get the antidote!
Oh my god.
We have antidote!
Someone fuck it boys!
Shit, he's jumping around!
Get the fuck away from me!
I got go over here some shit!
Hey, what happened with you guys?
How'd you guys both die?
Everybody in the car!
I'm running in the car right now!
Oh my god!
We gotta nail good the windshield. We gotta break the windshield and crawl out of here.
Watch out, everyone.
Oh, I went to that windshield?
Alright, go ahead and windshield, go ahead and windshield.
I don't think that works.
That didn't work.
windshield, windshield, windshield.
Wait, can you actually go down there and get the stuff?
I do need it.
There we go. There we go.
Fucking hell, man.
Good work, gang!
This can't be more stressful than rust right now.
Oh
Don't you worry boys, I'll get us to the next spot
All right, I don't know what that just happened
I'm on it boys everybody in
All right good, that's good to hear everybody saving sound
It's a game, we'll catch up on us.
That's always good to hear that everybody's safe and sound.
That's my top priority.
That's my top priority.
Now I remember there's a mine up here.
Yeah, you're doing good.
I remember there's a mine right here,
and we go right around it.
Bam.
We got to figure out how to get past this thing right here.
Ooh, little Franks.
I got the natural glyphrin too.
Where do I put it?
Oh, nice.
You put it?
I don't know
Okay, so it's back over here, right?
Well, I think it's right on the left.
Are you sure we go over there?
No, no, no, you stay here.
What are you doing at that edge over here?
You can go throw it back at the ice thing.
He's gonna fucking throw it at us.
No, I'm not.
We gotta throw it at the ice thing, guys.
You did last time, you gotta throw it at me.
What are we supposed to do with the ice thing?
We're supposed to throw it at the ice wall.
Oh, okay, let's take a nice one at least should have taken the RV over here
All right, is it what an extra bush room for a wall is it you know, he's that bomb and you wouldn't be here
I'm gonna keep back it up. I'm gonna keep back it up. I'm careful. I'm careful. Don't you worry
going back to the ice wall
I can't believe this way
you told us, it's okay over there
I think you hit blue
hit the whole way tree in your path
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stop going back
you're not the wicker
wait, are we going back to the island?
look at the fucking witch that thing
and then we go to the ice wall
ice, it's a bit
I'm going to throw this at Kofi
is there actually an ice wall
Destroy are we fucking stupid? Oh shit? Oh my gosh, you guys are the other one wait when it's right
All right down here, but oh my all right, we are the fuck you
Are you really born not your glycerin guys now we can buy for a good word guys
Now she's lying, shut up, drinkers, guys.
Wait, okay.
What?
I'm just kidding.
We can probably win.
No, go, go, go, go.
Check out this wall.
We can probably win through that hole on the right.
Where's the hole?
Where's the hole?
There's the hole.
That's a nice wall.
We can look and winch that thing.
We're the best winchers.
Yeah, you're the best winchers.
You fucking winchers.
We are the best.
Look at those two fucking winchers go through that hole.
There's two more.
Oh shit, this guy's hitting the
STEEZ on me. This guy's hitting the
STEEZ on me.
Guys, give him a beer.
That, that Russian guy?
I'm not giving this fucking
Tommy a beer. Wait, hold up.
Something's not right here.
He doesn't exist anymore, theoretically.
But he's walking
to his thing. Oh, I picked him up.
I picked, oh wait, that's you.
Wait, guys, try to give him a beer.
All right, I'll give him a beer. Whoa. Whoa. Give him a beer. Give him a beer. Oh, no, no, he's Russian vodka
He took my cigarette
Wait a second, this looks pretty steep
Do not bust the left. Do not bust the left.
I'm not busing, I'm not busing.
Wait, there's a giant video here. Holy shit.
Wait a second, that's just a giant rocket.
Oh, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking, boys. Now we're cooking.
This is the right way.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get out of the SESC-6EA.
What's up?
Wait, I got something.
What's the pedal over here?
Which over where
What's going on over there
Well, how come the car stop?
Yeah, you're gonna get rid of this bar right here. Oh
My god down here are be there yet
I
Really a 51 we're pretty much area 51 over here area like where the aliens are
You look like a fucking area. You look like a
Look like your mom and dad or cousins about that
I'm on that your mom fucking came in your dad fucking free fighter. I don't think that's how
I don't think that's how that works
No, I don't think that's how that works
I
Don't think that's how that works guys. There's some type of path down here that I think was supposed to be taken
I'm pretty confused. I
I'm confused
See that bomb right there, I think that's the pack wait hold up. I think we go down this
Yeah, Tony Hawk this Benz, you're done. I'm on it Tony Hawkins
We have metal Frank's repair the Tony Hawk this Benz
Why don't we just go through this and go to this fucking like thing over here? Where is it?
What if we stayed up? You know Coco you see that white place?
I see you hold up wait wait a second. Oh wait it's a building
Man, let me fucking floor it
Yeah, there's something over here the last one you mean to the left of this rock fishy
See what you mean
No, wait, where do I forward then?
Where do I forward it?
Oh, I'm trying to be in one second.
Oh, yeah.
Where's my family at?
Yeah, yeah, we can't.
Hmm.
OK, yo, take a left.
Take a fucking left.
I'm a little stuck.
I'm a little stuck.
I think it's the back side of the ice wall.
I'm stuck, guys.
I'm stuck.
I've got more natural glycerin.
Throw it at the car.
We can go to the fucking ice wall, Coco.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a minute, they're at this flat!
Yo, Koku, keep the truck there and we can pull the ice off.
What are you talking about?
We need to pick RV before it blows up.
No, RV's gonna be fine.
I know, but...
RV's gonna be just fine.
Oh my gosh.
Listen, you know what? Just for you, Jiggy,
I'll tune up the tires.
Okay? I'll tune up the tires.
The tires is not what they expected!
Yeah, I'll tune up the tires.
Guys, you're sad to pick two guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, we actually need this voter oil hold up. Wait a minute
Yeah, I am pretty
I am pretty dirty right now
Everybody's right one I think we gotta go back and break the ice wall with the knife. We got more rockets
You just fucking snowballed and we got some rockets. There's a hole in that ice wall that you can get through it.
I saw it with Fiona.
Guys, I already went in there!
Oh, hey!
Dude.
I was in there.
Dude, it's just you. I got it.
Oh.
I told you this like how many times!
So do we bring the nitroglycerin in the car or no?
Yeah, you should do it at the car.
Don't throw it at the car. Don't throw it at the car.
Don't throw it at the car.
What the fuck did kill me?
Good. Good.
Dude, I did not kill...
Oh, you trying to kill me?
All right, guys, I can't get out of this mess.
I, we're stuck.
We're stuck right now.
We're stuck, I can't, I can't, hold up.
Wait, I have an idea that I think we'll win the day.
Wait, watch it learn.
I'm about to win, shit.
And then I'm gonna go over here.
I'm gonna drive over the mount tubes, all right?
And then, oh yeah.
Okay, no, I know what I'm doing.
We're gonna winch it, we're gonna winch it over the thing and then and then and then we're gonna
And then I checked. Okay. That's all planned
Are we winning?
What happened?
I know what I did wrong, and I know how to fix it this thing, sir.
Everybody hop in the car.
You got to fill up our car.
We have to fix it first.
Please fix it first.
Did you?
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I tried to fight.
Go to that 20 on this whole thing.
It's way better just to get drunk and join him.
It's way better.
It's way better.
It's way better.
Let me get the editor.
Let me get the editor.
Alright, everybody in? Everybody ready to go?
I'll be in.
I'll leave my fresh chicken belly one second.
Alright, okay, so we know what to do now. We're gonna go left at that part, not straight.
I don't know who thought about going to him, but that guy's an idiot, we should kill him.
I'm off the road again, I'm off the road again.
Anyway, did you hear the car?
No, I'm going the short way.
Oh, you're going the short? Okay, fine, okay, fine.
Oh, I'm gonna use that, did you?
It's fucking dark.
Give me a phone or something, you know what?
I want you to take that cigarette and put it out of my nipple.
Alright?
Oh, that was good.
It's gonna be back in tennis nowadays.
You want me to get a candle stick and get it hot?
No, I want you to take that cigarette
and I want you to put it out of my nipple while I lactate.
Yeah, I'll get a candle stick.
It's the only way I can fit in tennis nowadays.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright?
Yeah.
What I want you to do is I want you to take your sack and I want you to dip it in a bowl of mustard.
Once you're done with that, I want you to take some paprika, dust it on your left ball, and then some chili powder.
But I want you to dip it on your right ball.
And I want you to drag your sack through broken glass
until you come.
All right, let's ride.
Yeah, that's good old hatch right there.
Yeah, that's a great van, but you should do all we've got
to put the wooden board.
Hopefully it's OK.
Oh, we're fine.
We don't need a wooden board.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good to go.
We don't even need a wooden board.
We're good to go.
I also believe that pain and the pleasure is both the same.
They can be a part of either the best of both worlds.
That's right. That's right.
That's the way I'm always told. That's yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly. All right. Okay, let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
No two miracle coming. We could use two miracle coming.
Let's give the Russian guys the beer.
Give him some beer. Let's give him some beer.
Go ahead.
Save the beer. Save the beers.
Are you giving the beer?
We're gonna need it for later.
I think you want some more. Give me some cigarettes.
Give me some cigarettes.
Okay, how many cigarettes?
Yeah, how many cigarettes does this guy want?
It might be the vodka.
It might be the vodka.
I think it took 20 last time.
Hold on. Get in the vodka bottle.
Alright.
I'm just...
Look at this fucking idiot.
Look at this fucking idiot.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
We got him, we got him, we got him, we got him!
Oh, Coco, Coco, it's like the Rust Quest.
It is like the Rust Quest. Yeah, like NPC, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
BIRD RIDE!
We used to cross the request.
Now we go...
Now we go...
Right, right here, like this.
There's a bomb right there.
There's no bomb here. I would know if there was a bomb here, buddy.
would see it okay all right okay there was a bomb there was a bomb there was a
bomb there let me get some metal we get some metal you guys grab these
antidotes out here yeah what do you think that's okay that's okay that's okay
We didn't do anything
Here you go boss. All right, not big boys. Stop on it. We're on
I think I'm pretty sure we're supposed to go back there. That was that was going to go, right?
Here we go here we go now we're cooking now we're really
Good day, good day, good day.
I can't see you, are we going the right way?
What the fuck?
We're sorry, good day.
I'm going to the bomb, I'm going to the bomb.
Yeah, I don't think we're supposed to go left, I saw it there.
Maybe I was wrong.
That bus is tight.
Oh shit, oh shit.
That is out.
Oh shit.
That bus is tight.
Oh shit.
We have to be in this bit with this.
Oh shit.
I'm back boys!
I don't know, we don't put the jet fuel engines yet, let's repair the tires first.
Alright, got it.
Okay, we're gonna have to winch these fucking things.
No, we don't, no winching required.
Don't winch the required.
Are you fucking sure, boss?
I'm sure boss, we need a little bit of jet fuel.
I've never not winched.
I think we actually might be stuck.
No.
Just a couple beers and a fucking big set.
Yeah, we'll get some beers and start pushing, boys.
All right, let me get some beers.
Jesus Christ, we're out of fucking results there, Bob.
We're here.
Good, thank God.
Thank God.
I thought you were about to sit around a beers.
I don't like warm beer.
All right, go ahead and start pushing, boys.
Go ahead and start pushing.
We'll stand there for a better time.
We got to push.
We got to push.
So we need some fucking beers?
You go ahead and start pushing, boys.
Go ahead and start pushing, guys.
I got a beer.
There you go.
Grab one for me.
to make
the way start pushing boys go ahead start pushing let's fucking go go ahead start pushing boys all right we're pushing
Jesus Christ I'm stuck
all right go the jet fuel it go the jet fuel it go the jet fuel it boys
I'm stuck I'm stuck in the way back all right let me go ahead and park to be a time to think
all right I'm gonna throw the jet fuel it I'm gonna rip it up this yellow game all right
no we got a fucking witch we got a witch I don't know if we have any jib oh we got it all right we go here
We go we ready
Oh, for fuck sake!
What's the matter with you, doctor?
That's for your fucking beer, brother!
I'm wincing! I'm wincing!
That's for your fucking beer!
Oh, fuck!
We're sideways!
Put it in park, quick!
Put it in park!
Alright, that didn't work that well.
I think we should wince it instead.
Maybe we just do double back.
Let's do a quick wince it.
Winsons first I'm gonna use the flip-o-matic
All right, all right, all right, okay
Now now we winch it to that tree over there see we get lined up. Yeah, I mean
But we don't need a beer
I think we need a beer. I mean, I'm I go ahead
Backwards, backwards of course.
Yeah, I know how to do the backwards.
Backwards, Nick.
Backwards, yeah, backwards. There we go. There we go.
There we go. Now we're going to do the backwards
all the way to the tree and then we're going to winch it
up to the winching spot at the top of the mountain.
yeah that's yeah we're gonna win see
wherever we need to go that's where the winch goes
I think that's right now we're fine
we're fine we're fine just keep wincing it
no go I think we need a tire chest right now
go ahead press R when you go ahead press R boss
When you go ahead and press R, boss.
When you go ahead and press R, what do you have your chance?
Press R, boss.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
Tires are changed up.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Brand new fresh rims.
You go ahead and win, sir.
We need a new tire.
I'm coconut.
I need your help up here, boss.
One tire.
I need you to toss me to that tree right there.
Oh, yeah, oh one more time. Oh, yeah, God. Yeah, there we go, I think we should go left this time. I think we should go left this time, I think you're right, I think we should go left this time.
That's a good idea, that's a good idea.
Alright, grab some fucking beers.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
They had to be got burgers this time.
Oh, thank god, brother, thank god.
Yeah!
I'll pace it on the car.
The wife, good news?
The antidote, we're calling the number one.
Yeah, I'm probably dead though. Just kidding. One of us gets like bitten by a snake.
Well, we don't need to hop out of that snake bar. We can just drive.
You don't need to hop out or nothing.
Everybody in? How's it going?
Let's get it going.
Let's get it going. Let's get it going.
Here we go. I mean, let me tell you.
Do I, does anyone else in this car feel good about this one?
Oh, I haven't feel a good one.
I mean, I feel pretty damn good about this specific try right here.
You won my great-grandpebby's to say coconut right before he went out to Vietnam.
What do you say, Chad?
He said, Nina, this is the one.
Right here in the R.D. game.
In the RB game, this is the one. He used to say that to me right before I went to bed every night.
And if you know what, great-granddaddy was right.
And because I'm going to take the blinker fluid, I think I might have taken Craig.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, we're, uh, oh, Jesus Christ, get the fucking winch.
Get the fucking winch.
Get the fucking winch.
Wait, it's neck, you don't go fucking off it!
Get the fucking wedge, get the fucking wedge!
I think we need to cook up some burgers.
Make some beers and take this over, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I completely agree.
Oh shit.
You know what they say, great minds, think alike.
Let's say, grace of the dinner, wait what happened?
Like my screen.
I was cooking burgers.
Hopefully they got burgers here.
Alright, okay, alright.
They better have the parking orders!
We're not parking orders!
We've got the parking orders!
We've got some provisions.
I'm pissing on it. I'm pissing on it.
There's nothing like getting fucking drunk and shit, running your dick and your piss while you're going, whoa!
What's this?
You guys don't get too strange when you pee?
I mean, I sometimes do, but then my uncle holds the left side and stops.
You guys ready?
Yeah, he's kind of considering.
Now winches are for winches.
Oh, they're making some affairs, boss.
Alright, kid. Let's ride.
Wait, I'm in the prep house.
You just ran me over, boss.
Oh, sorry. You dead?
Come on in, boss.
I got you. I'll shake you up a little.
I'm feeling good about this one.
I'm feeling...
Can I tell you what my great-grandbam
he said right before he went on to be a man?
If you say psych about that last one, this one's for real, this is a real one, this is where we win.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm getting word from my buggy later.
If you have two streams, you need a gentleman above the age of 50 to put his finger in your
fun hole and check the lugs.
Hey, play.
Well, the thing is, I'm sure that's what you're going to play with.
Shut down the white coat on.
And...
And...
And he'd be in.
Oh, come on. It's always...
It's always the guys.
That's the finger up your ass.
Yeah, honestly, dude, I'm...
Be honest with me, Coconut.
If you had a lady give you a prostate exam,
you'd get the motor.
Oh, no, I have. I have.
I asked you, I had a lady give me a prostate exam.
I was an old horse. I swear to God.
Wait, no, I wasn't an old horse.
Is that why you got that massage thing?
No, that's a different story.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Anyway, put it in my ass and say,
do you feel like you got a pee?
And I was like, yeah, actually I do.
I feel like I got a poo.
That ain't right.
Is that what it feels like?
She put it in my eyes and I said, you feel you got a pee?
I said, yes.
I'm not interested in that.
I'm not interested in that.
In order to get her dick in MRI, you have to fully erect.
And I'll suck it in her room if you won't
plan over the age of six to 12.
Did you pop this, buddy?
And I had to get hard for the issue is I had stage fright.
But if I didn't get hard, they would inject my dick
with this kind of sling.
It would give me a rock heart.
Our vocal.
I had to get what if you went and got a big MRI and then went to the prostate exam with the lady
Am I wait a sec am I cooking right now? Well, no
Wait hold up
Am I cooking am I cooking? I just cook
No, they should have been exam G-night
That's what I'm saying. What if you scheduled them on the same day?
and you
And then after that, I got a schedule to do a pelvic floor exam.
That was also weird.
Don't worry, that's just really cosmetic.
I was butt naked, and the guy was just
massaging my pelvis the whole time.
Hey, I only ever got a massage by doing it once.
I only ever got a massage by doing it once,
and I did not get a bonus.
I don't think I got a bonus.
Well, I wasn't a massage by doing it before.
I got a bonus by once.
Look, you don't want me to come back.
I was going to recommend it to you to get massaged by a dude and I was like, alright, you know what, I'm fucking with you, I'm like that.
And, I will say, he was a little stronger, like they can definitely work since the beginning.
We're going through the Mount Tubes, right?
Like, if you're not like that.
No, no, no, no, best of left here, best of left here.
And then we're going through the Mount Tubes.
Well, let me get out and check, I want to get out and check.
Well, we can win some over here, we'll be winning over here.
I went back I didn't get hard so
No, but I feel like it's being disrespectful if you get a massage and you don't get hot. I think it's disrespectful
Yeah, I like like like
Like not like on any like sex will see it like I think you just be disrespectful this way for real
Yeah, yeah
It's rude, it's rude.
You're basically saying they're not a good masseuse.
What's the name for a guy, masseuse?
It's a dude-suse.
A dude?
I don't know, they aren't called masseuse there, but they'd say it's like the doctor.
Manuse?
You know, someone smart knows, come on, a doctor or a good...
Are you getting a massage by a two to sixty pound Tyreek, and let me know how much stronger he is than ninety pound Wei-Wi, alright?
Yeah, I don't... I don't be getting a massage by a Tyreek, though.
I've gotten a massage by a Tyreek.
You were trying to listen to your father, yeah, I was kinda like six dollars and he would give you a massage for hours.
That's just good economic talk, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, but then you gotta give him crack, otherwise he's gonna get really fucking mad, so that's up at the end.
And then after that, you might want more crack.
So now you're talking about two crack doses.
If you were getting massaged, and he
figured part your butthole and went, whoa!
Would you make a big deal about it?
Or would you be chill?
I think it depends on the circumstance, honestly.
It really depends.
So let's see it was a Tuesday in May.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
OK.
OK.
That's feasible.
That's feasible.
What about a Thursday in April?
No, no, because I have rust light so I wouldn't even be in the mess up.
That's true, that's true, that's true.
What about a Friday in December?
You had them figure pop your butt hole and go, whoa!
Honestly, it went through there some day.
Honestly, just...
Yeah, that's obviously the same thing.
If you think about it, the next month is the second week.
Can you throw me that tree? Can you throw me that tree?
Yeah, I got you.
Is it really that thing you bought?
I
Now we will get it now. We winced it. It doesn't feel like it just feels like a finger in your ass
I've never been a finger pop. No, I tried it. I tried it. I know you tried it. I think I'm spit. I'm gonna spit
I don't know if I'll feel for you that okay, what okay? Let me give you another theoretical. What if you got a prostate exam?
from Gerald
age forty two recently divorced as soon as he's done you turn around and he says
on pregnant
well the problem with that is because he's recently divorced that means he
has to have his ring on his finger
no but Nelson think about it for a second
yeah wait are you saying what you get Mark? don't know a lot of people just talk during their plastic
so he needs to be divorced for at least eight months so he takes off the ring
Then we're good, but the ring with the finger in the ass, so that's a no bueno from there.
Yes, I think we're making good progress here. I think we're making good progress here.
We're making great points too.
Great points, great progress.
Look at the view.
All the baggage.
Has he reached to where I was supposed to go from here?
I think it's over there.
I'm stuck.
So, two of your wheels are in the air, boss.
Hey, what's this?
We are pushing.
It's like someone figured across the desert.
Is this chicken here?
I think we need to drink some fucking beer.
I think we need to drink some fucking beer.
I'm drunk as shit right now.
I'm trying to say it.
Thank you, Al, boss.
I'm testing myself.
Are we doing good?
You got to do it good, yeah.
Fuck yeah. I'm juicing.
I'm in, guys.
I'm coming in.
Are we in?
No, dude. I'm not in.
We got to scour the area.
area well the way there's a mind right here we get rid of it let me get rid of
it there we go we already go we already yeah the nitro blister in the corner
here and let's not throw it oh boy I'm poison I'm poison whoa whoa whoa
I
Know you are that's just crank. I'm cranking. Yeah, I'm cranking the water
No
Because it's gonna fill up we can
That's and that's and
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's two strings.
They hold up.
I think yeah, it's like two meters.
Just like my cock.
Hold up guys, wait, hold up.
Let's get out of there, gang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you could drive across this we're going to go yeah yeah yeah we got
to keep on running over bonus points fine plus five we have to be almost done
with this game right we've got a break we're gonna beat this thing I don't know
Maybe
We were at 1%
On the map it shows the
10-point we just a 10-point no fucking way. Oh my god. Oh my god. No way
You're dead to do you?
Guys we did holy shit, we were really good this game
game. We got another checkpoint. Get the peace machine. Well, he's just jumped down there.
I don't know. Let's take a look. How do we get rid of this red shit? Hold on. I just
work. Okay, yeah, I'm not doing all that, buddy. Um, yeah, get the fucking car. Get
fucking car right now oh my god get in the fucking car right fucking now it's
like it's like it's like it's like in the car
right now wait in the car i'm in the car
let's ride we're going to the car
wait hold on wait wait let's get in let us get in
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Nooo!
No!
No!
Well...
Well...
Well...
Wait.
If you'll throw your sandal die off!
Wait, wait, wait!
Um...
Wait!
Wait!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You say seven more times?
What do you mean wait!
What do you mean wait!
What do you mean wait!
Wait a fucking...
I said we tried to read seven more times.
At minimum.
Okay, yeah.
At minimum.
At minimum.
Let's edit it here and then let's use the Nitro.
Let's use the Nitro on our phones.
Why are we fixing my car first?
Okay, I got turbo ready to go
No, why don't you let the Tokyo road turbo? We don't know turbo. No, I
I can do this
Let's look down the whole and see where we're supposed to go first
The end of the hole that's the question. Where's the end of the hole you mean?
Hey
I got
Oh my god
All you need to do is reverse
Okay, I died I died
Oh my god, he actually did it! That's the exit! That's the exit!
Yeah dude, what do I do? Tell me.
You see that? You see that? Which way do we get there? Which way do we get there?
Holy shit!
Dude, you're a genius!
Oh my gosh.
Oh, peanut.
Oh, I got you guys. I got you guys. Don't worry.
I actually have a better idea. I'll just toss you down there while you're dead.
Oh, fuck.
No!
One second, Jitzy.
I made an Hoopsy Boopsy.
There's no way!
Don't worry, boss. I'm on the way
No, we need to be you guys to get it down there the bugulator is here
Yeah
Why don't we go? Okay, you can get out man. I
Want to touch this? Oh
No, like is it parked? Yeah, it's parked. Yeah, it's right behind me. Yeah, that's it. That's a usually jumped to the exit
Okay, should I do it then? Oh wait for me there?
Good work everybody else. I'm dead. What?
Oh my god, we actually did this. You're insane. Dude, that was insane.
You're insane. I totally cocked that shit. You totally cocked that shit. You totally cocked that shit.
All right, I'll drive, I'll drive, I'll drive, I'll get inside of you.
Wait, I can't get out of the drivers.
Wait, we gotta fix it.
I can't, I literally can't.
Wait, I have an idea, I have an idea.
Hey, hold on, wait.
Am I dead? I think I'm dead.
Are you dead?
I have an idea.
I don't think you're dead.
Wait, oh my god, he actually kicked it out.
I kicked it out.
Oh, you have to drive it. You have to drive it. You have to drive it.
Okay, you have to guide me then.
Oh, I'll guide you. I'll guide you. I'll back it up.
Okay, I'm putting...
And when I say left, I mean my left. So you just have to calculate that, okay?
All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go.
Hold on, hold on, let's not stop. Hold on, we gotta take this through.
Okay.
All right, where do I go?
Left. Backwards.
My left or your left?
No, no, no, that's not... Oh my god.
Every direction will be my direction.
So you want to go right this time. So you want to go right?
No, you just want to go straight.
There goes straight back. Go straight back. Straight back.
Well, the opposite of what you are.
Straight back. Straight back. Straight back.
Straight? Okay, go straight back.
Straight back. Go ahead.
Straight back. I don't need to reverse.
Reverse? Reverse straight back way?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I think y'all should win, shit.
I have to be...
I'm gonna go beat these guys, good luck with it
I'm gonna be back
Wait, wait, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, put some nitro on that bitch
Okay, okay
Okay, just go straight back
Or don't go
Or this
The left, yeah
Okay
You're not even driving
Why did you start the horn?
I'm gonna turn to your left.
No, his left, his left.
He want me to do it.
I can't get out of the car.
I'm gonna go spray it.
Oh yeah.
Alright, J.J., it's up to you.
Alright, now go back now.
You need to, like...
I believe in you, J.J.
We need to come back a little bit, but then...
I mean, are we going back, all the way backwards?
Are we gonna turn it around?
Good job. Good job.
You're doing good.
I don't think you can turn it around.
Because there's an extra space right here too.
And for Ima.
Am I good? Am I good? Am I good?
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Go forward to the right a little bit.
Wait, wait.
Damn it.
Yeah, yeah.
And then now we're gonna turn it to the left.
No backwards to the left?
Okay.
To the left?
No, no.
To the right?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, drunk, are you?
I'm good. Well, obviously, I'm fucked up.
I can't walk. That's why I'm driving, Tommy.
Where do I go?
He needs a good flight.
He needs a good flight.
Yeah.
Now you're gonna keep on backwards.
Just fuckin' put some turbo in that thing and rip it backwards.
Yeah, that was a good one, boss.
Pina, Pina, stop. Pina, Pina, stop. Don't do this.
I think you just put some turbo in that thing.
with that day.
Pina, Pina, get him up here!
Okay, I'm going straight.
Stop! You're pushing it! You are pushing it!
Stop! I'm so scared right now!
Alright, who bones me these docks?
No, I'm stuck.
Okay, okay, I'm probably going to be a hit.
They gotta fucking winch it now.
Alright, winch it?
I go straight now?
Yeah, pull your pants down, pull your pants down, mm-hmm.
And then everyone starts sucking each other off.
They're sucking each other off.
All right, I'm farther.
I'm going to the left.
Are you sure you can't get off the driver wheel?
Wait, I don't know.
Thank God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Make all that is holy.
Put the turbo in that view.
OK, well, well, well, well, go through the right now.
All right, all right
All right, there we go good work everybody good work
So much
Whoa, wait the gyro all of you boy
Yeah
I got the motor oil we need those flares is too dark in here. It's so dark
We were we supposed to go it's so dark in here, what the hell I actually hit boss music wait guys we those flares you those flares bad
You had them. Yeah, I lost them though. Yeah, I'm looking for I'm just gonna drive the dog
I got a flare, I got a flare.
Alright, I go ahead and hold the flare for me in the front seat.
Genshi, why do you look like that?
Where did you get that?
Is there lights on this thing?
Whatever, we got lights, we got lights.
We sure were going the right way.
Nah, I'm just guessing.
This one over here goes up.
oh wait I already go. Oh it's in. I already go on the wrong way. I already know where to go. I don't know where to go.
funny stupid as fuck
every single time.
Is that right?
They put everything on the vehicle,
get everything perfect so that we don't have to do it every time.
But actually that's so good. Yeah, pick all that stuff up, put it in there, and then it'll be re-signed.
Oh my fucking god, we are so fucked. We are so fucked.
That's how it works, you see, it saves the whole map.
What do you mean, Coco?
We're actually so fucked.
Oh my god.
It saves the whole map. It's just so that we don't have to do it every time.
We're not gonna double the job.
No, no, no, no, no. You're putting all the stuff on there. Then you come over here get checkpoints.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, bro!
If we reset, then there'll be more stuff.
No, no, it saves Jock LRV and saves the map.
This is everything.
Well, I think this is the prettiest save point.
What do you think, Coco?
What?
It doesn't save LRV and saves the map.
As in, whatever we picked up will be still in our thing, not just mine.
Oh, are you dead?
Yeah.
the demot much and jealous where you keep all the dead players we're gonna keep
all we dead player and I had a problem stuff on the big
well you look weird you know I look like that too yeah you look fucking weird too
yes no I don't like that did you come here guys what what the fuck
all the stuff we were gonna do and then get the checkpoint that way it saves when we're done
oh we got burgers jim before hey fucking god put him on the truck
who's got flair on the truck need a flare on the drug i have a flip i want to pick up the burgers
okay so pick up these burgers
I got a I got I was gonna grill. I also put a grill on the bombs
Do we not need the flare gun? No the flare gun that was empty right there. That was it. That was empty
Oh, okay. I
Now we also repair the wheels real quick
And we put one border oil in there.
Oh, this is perfect.
Yeah, we're going to use all the metal, get it fully repaired, and then we'll save it.
Then this will be done for us every single time.
There we go.
And then we got the hammer.
I'm going to pay the whole thing.
Go get it.
Go get it.
I'm going to use the hammer.
Yeah, see, this is what we shoot every time. This is way better. I ain't having to recollect
every day this is way better
this is the first time I've been to be full healthy entire time
It's kind of weird seeing it like this.
It is kind of weird seeing it like this.
We're missing like one piece.
Does anybody see the piece that we're missing?
Oh.
Sorry boss, sorry boss.
Is it maybe on the roof?
We're missing one piece somewhere.
Oh there it is.
Got it.
It went full out.
Now we get to the checkpoint.
Nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy.
Are we showing this is where we want to save?
We have everything on here?
We're double tech, double tech?
We have all the flames out here too?
Double tech, we have all the flames too.
Should we heal as well?
Should we heal?
Wait, wait, wait guys, let's kill each other as well.
ourselves and respond. Yeah. Yeah. How much help you got? We'll
split a hand. You guys find the cabinet up here. Can we come in?
There's a cabinet on top. We have to do this. You got to who
yet does not have full health.
I do not have balls. All right. But you come to me. Come to
me we're gonna save we all have full health in the bay that's well wait a
second I haven't I've been revived already once I'm fine it doesn't matter
doesn't matter it doesn't matter did you don't get hit did you don't get hit
give me a where's talking about
we're working here we're working your boss we're working right there we go
now we revive what we got that was talking about
My gosh, I didn't believe y'all.
Hey, where's my hammer go? I can't see shit over here.
I'm late in this thing, give me a second boss.
Because there's a hammer on the ground somewhere.
I'm looking boss.
Where's coconut? Where's coconut?
Can you give me whatever coconut is?
Can you take it up here?
Can you kill me?
Yeah, yeah, of course boss.
Can you boss? Can you boss? Can you boss?
I think I think wait we can cook up some burgers and eat
that shit at least oh that was bro I'd love a burger right now
you went to take a dog I'll get out see his pants again
but don't worry don't worry hey you want to buy me for the thing behind you
yeah okay yeah just got the hammer first mm-hmm oh wait oh you good you could
Just click on E on the rip side. No need to grab me box
Okay, okay
Alright now we get the checkpoint now we've got all the shit
Here we go
How about it boys how about it
you know you didn't want to
this xbox is pretty hard boss
that damaged me, that damaged me, I'm hurt
you got me fucking my ass, fuck you Winnie
you piece of shit
you piece of shit, you piece of crap
you piece of crap
I am who I am boss, I'm sorry
I'm gonna kill this boss
I'm killing this, I'm killing this
I'm killing the game, I'm killing the game
wait, wait a sec, uh
alright let's do a quick jake play
I'm a jayboy, I'm a jayboy
Hell yeah, you see, oh and I'm not even hurt, I'm not even hurt
Oh my god this is perfect, oh my god this is the best
It spawned over a pair of stuff
Oh and are you serious?
Yeah look, look
You're a genius, you were right, oh my god, you're a genius
You're a genius
You're a genius, you're a genius
I'm not gonna pick that up unless she looks like a genius.
You're a genius!
What do I look like now?
You look like...
You know, peanut beer.
Look at her, she looks disgusting.
Yeah, disgusting.
Get out of my sight, you disgusting wench.
Wait, take off that helmet.
I changed my helmet.
Wait, I've had a helmet all this whole time?
Yeah, what do I look like? Oh, so we need two portable grills. That's something we definitely need a watermelon head
It's funny like hundred percent. We need two portable fucking grills. I can rock this
Yeah, 100% for the biggest
We're here and see if the loot spawned again. Yeah, we're probably gonna die anyways
Oh my god.
Bus, bus, bus.
I'm very bussed.
Bus, I don't know where I am.
Hold up, you guys.
I see we think about this.
I say we look ahead and ponder for just a moment about what, or we rip it actually.
Hold up, let's try ripping it.
Let's try ripping it in fifth gear.
I see we just rip it in fifth gear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Let's rip this bitch in fifth gear!
Yeah!
This is the fastest boss.
This is the fastest boss.
I'll wait here boss.
I think you gotta wait till the barrier is up and I'm down.
180 degrees.
Wait, where do we go to that ramp?
Where do we go to that ramp and stand?
200 degrees.
Bill, we want to go to this ramp and stand.
Wait, that ramp looks pretty easy.
Oh, boom.
We're kinda cooking, we're kinda cooking.
We're not even supposed to get down there, right?
I think we need some fucking planks, boss.
Wait a second, we can strap it to the right here.
We always just go over there, we just go over there.
Oh, I fell.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
I made it, boss.
I made it, boss.
Yeah, what would Vin Diesel do?
Why?
I just found a barrel of toxic stuff.
A barrel of toxic stuff?
Stop where's that beam?
I'm genuinely speaking here. He's a river with jet fuel
Yeah, I think I'll we're ripping it with Jeff you hey guys. I'm back
Sorry, I have to get back. I have to get back
Guys we're ripping it with jet fuel like Vin Diesel. Oh good ready the jet fuel right now. Oh, I'm running it
I'm ready to jet fuel
Are you ready? Is it ready? Is it ready?
Hold on. Ready, ready, ready!
Three, two, one, now!
Oh, yeah!
Ahhhh!
Oh my God.
No.
There you go, boss.
Weet you, weet you, weet you to the wall.
Weet you to the wall. Come on, we got a shit going.
That's hilarious.
I'm dead, boss.
Alright, well, let's give that one more shot.
Let's give that one more shot.
Vin Diesel would have done it for family.
We did it for greed.
That's why we went wrong right there.
That's why we went wrong.
We had to do it for family.
You know what I mean?
Oh, people, why is there three of these on three?
F is for family.
Yeah, F is for family who do stuff together.
He was for you and me.
And it's for anywhere and anytime and all.
Down here in the deep ocean.
I'll rip his in the defuel with the defuel.
What the jet fuel?
We may bust it again.
Okay, let's restart on the top.
Let's restart on the top.
Guys, I think we ripped the jet fuel just perfectly.
Let's go down the circle list on the left instead.
What do you think?
Yeah?
Alright, get the jet fuel ready?
Alright, walk your head.
Don't do the end, don't do the end.
Yeah
We're gonna stop it for this
Right again, you can try again get the jet
No, we rip it all the way through
All right, fuck you rip it all the way through. Here we go. Here we go
Three
We got it boss!
We got it boss!
We got it boss!
We did it!
We did it!
Everyone checks the beers and flush!
But we need some place.
Oh my fucking god.
Boss, boss.
Get it out.
Boss, boss!
What do we do here?
We're going to get it out.
Boss, boss!
where we going from here?
oh my fuck you gotta go to the left on it
are you sure?
yeah look there's a pathway behind you
alright
what if I got something?
oh I gotta do that
that's my expect
are you sure there's a pathway down here boss?
yeah but your your personal add is not the best angle
I don't want to let you go
I don't want to go
I need a winch it
No you should probably left it, no no no you should just let it go to the left
Holy shit, there was definitely winch it, there was definitely winch it
I mean, yeah, fuck you winch it
I should be winch it, I should be winch it, you know what, I winch it, I'm just in a bad winch situation
I winch it boss
No, no, I winch it
I winch it, I winch it
No, I winch it, I winch it
There we go. I went up with you. Okay, I'm going to drive over here to the right. Yeah.
All right, we go to the right now. How are we going to get up there?
Oh, my God. Help me. I'm so excited. What? What are you doing?
Wait, can you throw me up there? Wait, can you throw me up there? I need to answer that.
I'll pick you up. I'll pick you up. I'll throw you up there. I went to there.
there we go I guess there we go
there's a lot to enter there's a lot to enter
got some of the other things
I'm looking for where you at
right now
okay we're stuck now we're still stuck
I can't see a dick shit
I can't see a single thing
what happened to the flare gun?
I think we got it stuck I got it stuck
we're good to go we're good to go
big cigarette this is a lot of trash
these burgers are
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, now we're cooking now we're cooking
Oh
That's
Now we go over here and we go and we go all right
All right, here we go, all right, here we go, all right, here it is.
I can't get any serious.
Let's fucking do this thing.
Up with this bitch in the 50th.
Yeah!
Oh fuck, wait a minute, slow down.
I'm going to- Oh fuck!
I think we need a nitro for that.
We got to build a bridge.
That's what we need to- How would a bridge possibly help us
That's it.
Uh, I think we need a couple fucking beers.
Yeah, we need some fucking beers.
That's what we're talking about.
Is that a bridge situation?
Is that a bridge situation?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Fine.
Wait, we rip it again.
We rip it as fast as we can.
Right?
Rip the jet fuel.
Pick up the stuff.
There's a little oil and beer.
Ah, we don't need that.
Okay.
You don't need none of that.
All right, guys, let's do it.
You got the jet fuel ready?
Pause.
I'm not in, I'm not in.
You ready?
Put it in, put it in, put it in.
None of us are in!
Put the deputant in!
Put the deputant in!
Ah, a lot of the color box.
Alright, don't put it in, don't put it in.
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Alright, I got the jet fuel right here.
Alright, ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
There we go.
Close the door.
One, and, now!
Don't worry, that's just cosmetic.
That's cosmetic.
We're going to suck down on them!
That's fine batting stuff. Just try batting stuff.
Hang in there.
Right now, right now, I'll restart this shit.
Hold on, we might be cooking. What could we do?
Hold on, we might be cooking.
We could be cooking.
You don't know yet.
We could be cooking. Hold on.
We could be cooking.
You ain't cooking nothing. You get the hell out of the kitchen.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
All right guys, get the jet fuel ready.
Get the jet fuel ready.
Ready?
I got the jet fuel, here we go, here we go.
Put it in the second gear.
Can we just ram me over?
Oh, gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful, gotta be careful.
I got the cable.
Ready, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh.
You guys missed, you guys missed, wait, hold on.
You must be left, you must be left!
I'm trying, will that be-
Oh wait, wait, wait!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I'm gonna crush you all.
Okay, okay, okay.
Are we in different approach, we are different approach.
We are different approach.
I think we do that but we just go to the left.
Wait, hold on, wait wait, wait, should we even use the chapter in that situation?
No, I don't, wait, but do cross the bridge?
Yeah I think so.
Hehehe, yeah.
Alright.
I think we need to change our tires!
I think we need to change our tires.
We don't win!
Okay, hold up. I already fucked it up.
Let me in.
I already fucked it up.
No, what's your left?
I already fucked it up. Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Well, alright. Everybody in.
Everybody in.
Everybody in.
Alright, here we go.
I'm not in. I'm not in.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm not in.
Here we go.
I got a vehicle.
Here we go.
Get it in, nephew.
Alright, get it in, nephew.
Here we go.
Alright.
Okay.
You want coconut, you drive.
You want to drive?
Yeah, you drive.
You take a shot at this, you take a crack at this.
Alright, hold on.
You take a crack at this.
I'm gonna take this shot.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I was in the passenger seat.
Alright.
Yeah.
Alright, coming on in.
You can sit with that.
You can sit with that.
Alright, keep going.
It's going.
He's coming on.
Lead us to some asian.
Lead us to some asian.
Fuck a light, a fucking stick, man.
Fuck you.
Let the joint.
Alright.
Alright, take this.
Take this home, boss.
Take this home.
take yourself
well yeah where's the jet fuel where's the jet fuel put it in but we only
jet fuel we just drive it we just drive it
how do i get on this
i have to wait this
we're turbo'd we're turbo'd go go go go go go go go go
all right yeah
i'm beyond the wheel jesus christ
wait no i need to have the timing right
with this one more time wait it's working it's working
Yeah.
Let's do a quick restart.
Let's do a quick restart.
Winnie, how about you hop on the wheel?
Alright, alright.
I got this, y'all.
So what gear we're using, Peanut?
We're using one. First gear. First gear. First gear. First gear. First gear. First gear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna crank up to five and get us through.
Go ahead. Go ahead, bud.
Go on, go ahead.
Alright, go ahead.
Yeah, I even changed the something.
What?
There we go.
I just got my turbo.
Don't go on the road.
Don't go on the road.
No, no, no.
We're waiting.
We're waiting.
Oh wait, that was perfect.
Turbos aren't going to last forever, buddy.
Turbos aren't going to last forever.
You already used the turbo?
Yeah, it did.
It did.
It did.
It did right now.
It's in.
It's in.
It's in.
It's in.
It's in.
It's in.
It's the turbo?
Yeah, it's in, it's in, it's in right now!
It's in!
It's in right now, buddy!
Well, it's great, call me a pussy, I'll wait for it.
Be out, it's gonna be out soon, be careful.
I don't think so, boss. I think we set it right now!
Alright, alright.
Thank you, thank you.
Are we winning, son? Are we winning?
Alright, give me a second.
I just want Coco get grinding. Never let me drive again Jesus.
Alright, let me try driving over time. Let's let Genji have a try.
Let's let Genji have a try. Genji, go ahead and open the driver's seat.
I don't think that's a good idea.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not.
Not now, not now.
I don't think you can ever see me.
I can't be worse than you, just...
Come on, DJ.
The Asian Drive, then we got the Lady Drive, and we should be good.
Let's go ahead and get across that bridge.
Get across that bridge.
I love crossing bridges.
I can remember how to drive this thing.
Duty-pies bridge is my favorite.
One day...
Stop, stop.
today
wait how do i
hmm
oh it's cute
alright jiji let cook it up
what do you need that jet fuel
another jet fuel jiji
let me know when
oh my god
let me know when
not yet it just
it just went past
i'm believing you jiji i want you to know that
You know that? You know that, JT? You know that?
Wait.
You know that, JT? You're not!
Okay. Are you ready?
I'm letting fucking breath!
Alright.
Put it in! Put it in!
It's in! It's in! It's in!
No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh no!
Oh, we're gonna crush you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, hold on. Hold on.
I'm holding.
Wait, can we?
Oh fuck. Is that wedding? Oh my god.
Yes, guys.
I think you can recover this. I think you can recover this too.
Yeah, I think so, I think so.
It's like that movie, uh, Inception.
Yeah, Inception.
Yeah, Inception.
Shut the fuck up, Inception.
Wait, I actually can't know.
I can't know.
We might need to win this.
Okay, we're not fucking wincing it. We're restarting at the minimum
Did you want to try another time I did get past that one part so that was better
All right, this is how you do it boys watch out watch out get that jet. You ready get the jet go ready
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Watch it, boys.
I'm not loosing it on my shit.
You're not loosing it on your shit.
You're stroking off shit.
I'm not stroking off shit.
Alright, go.
Let me know when.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
It'll be weird.
I just realized something.
Wait.
We see it.
Wait.
Turbo.
We're fucking free.
No.
I'm not loosing it on my shit.
Wait.
Oh, no, no.
We can't do this.
I found the car.
Hold on.
This doesn't work.
This doesn't work.
Are you guys ready?
I'm not in, I'm not in.
You guys ready for this?
Let me know when.
Why don't you just come to the right side over here and drive?
No, because there's a wood pole right there.
Oh.
Here's some of that baby oil.
Here's some of that baby oil.
Oh my god.
No one even used it!
No one even used it!
Wait, what?
Oh wait, I got started wrong.
Give me one second one second one second. What's that?
Give me one second one second I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
I give that jet fuel ready, I give that jet fuel ready.
Alright, jet fuel's ready.
Alright, you ready to rip it?
Ready to rip it, boss?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Here we go, here we go.
We're up side down, boss.
What is going on?
What is going on, what is going on right here?
Why the worst driver?
Get out of here!
What was that?
Who is this fat bitch in my face right here?
Alright, get the jeff, you ready?
No, I'm literally bugging out right now.
I have no idea what's going on inside the fucking car.
I'll get the jeff, you wait a second.
Get the W ready, get the W ready, here we go, here we go.
We're in turbo, we're in turbo.
Ready? Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Three, two, one.
The turbo needs everything!
Don't worry, it's cosmetic, it's cosmetic.
Yeah, okay.
It's cosmetic, it's cosmetic.
Oh, I'm gonna get a crew.
Get a crew.
Guys, I think Gigi actually might be the only one that can get to this part.
Yeah, I agree.
Gigi, you do it, you do it, you do it.
Okay.
wait give me one more shot give me one more shot
rip the jet fuel right now
rip the jet fuel right now
put it in put it in put it in
Oh, should we? Oh my god. We don't put it in.
We guys made it?
No, no, don't put it in. Do not put it in.
I just made it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
With no jet fuel?
I mean, with no jet fuel.
Oh, shit.
Well, that could have been easily avoided.
I think we would go jet fuel, guys.
So we wait, shit?
No, to the left, yeah. To the left, Vietnam.
No, no, to the...
I don't know boss. I'm not certain boss. I'm just hanging around, you know me. I'm
Just hanging around, boss.
I'm fucking dead.
Free burn, yeah!
But I don't know how to,
I don't know how to, I don't know how to, I don't know how to!
I'm under the map by about four miles.
So I'll be going to restart.
Good guys, I think I actually might have the sauce.
I think I genuinely might have the sauce.
Let me hit that bitch.
Let me hit that bitch.
I genuinely might have the sauce here.
Lock in, boys.
locked it in
ready guys?
yeah, we're side, we're light
oh my god, it's like B-Hoffing
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I almost had it. I almost had it.
Alright, okay, lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it.
here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this way this way right here, this way right here
I don't have enough speed
I don't have enough speed, I don't have enough speed
You need some fucking turbo?
No, no, I'm gonna have the turbo, I'm gonna have the turbo, I'm gonna be with that turbo
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god.
You're on it.
You're turboed it.
I spilled the turbo, fucks it up, the turbo, fucks it up.
Yeah, I don't think you need the turbo.
Yeah, the turbo, fucks it up, the turbo, fucks it up.
My bad boss, you saved against me.
You're good boss, you're good boss, you're good boss.
I'm in boys, I'm in boys.
You can pass him, you can pass here.
Oh, I just want a burger.
You guys should probably shut that door
because it doesn't fuck it up.
I
Won't be going to third gear fuck
I'm not gonna speed right here. I'm gonna speed
Guys you have to get the fourth gear before you get to the ramp and like it's super hard to do it
Guys, I'm gonna I gotta hop off. Why would he be? Oh?
What I'm going out. I'm going out tonight. It's two in the fucking morning. Why are you insane?
Yeah, I'm going out. It's even me
Are you crazy yeah, I'm gonna go hang out with some friends right now into the morning. Yeah
Hi, I thought we were your friends boss
You guys are my friends man, but I mean I didn't
Go out. I thought we were your friends boss guys on my friends. I
I don't know what you guys not gonna go hang out with my other friends now we were your friends Bob
Don't do that we were your friends
Don't do that
Now we were your friends Bob, yeah, you are my friends
I thought we were your friends, boss.
We might die out of nowhere, we could finish this and tell you, boss.
We were almost there too, boss.
What happened, boss? I thought we were your friends.
You guys are my friends, I'm just hanging out with my other friends.
I thought we were your friends.
You guys are my friends, I'm just going to hang out with my other friends.
We were your friends bars. I'll fucking kill you
Now we were your friends
What do we do boss? What do we do wrong bars?
What we better this time boss? Yeah, we bad boss. What do we do wrong?
We do wrong boss. Do we do something wrong boss?
We do wrong boss
I have nitro.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember we have to throw nitro at that thing.
We were just going to drive down here.
I thought I had to throw nitro at it.
No, it's just a real wall. I just crashed into it.
Oh, no.
Go to it and go to it next time. Go to it and die next.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
It's time to lock in.
By the way, we are not to pass our PB, our personal mask right here, boys.
Bam, we just passed our personal mask.
We just passed our personal mask.
Oh my gosh.
We just passed it.
Oh, come on the turret.
I feel like something else is coming up.
It's baiting us.
I swear.
Oh yeah, he's baiting us.
He's baiting us.
He's baiting us.
Like they make you.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I'm not even on the RV.
I have to walk on the way.
Hey, Pima.
Pima, we have 14 metal.
You should grab the hammer and repair.
Pima, we have 14 metal.
You should grab the hammer and repair.
Pima, we have 14 metal.
You should grab the hammer and repair.
Is anyone on the bus with me?
NO!
Look to the spark.
Got a DJ, DJ.
DJ!
DJ.
DJ!
DJ!
Get outta my way da buffalo!
Right in the tuff, da pussy caret.
Christy Caret yeah!
A Niye!
Is the pizza! Is the pizza for you and me!
Crusty Kraya Pizza! Is the pizza for you and me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Peter!
Is it water?
Let us proceed.
Are you gonna go anywhere?
I'll hop on it and keep you on it.
I was just throwing that out there to see what was there.
This is a dark title.
I kinda like these kids though.
Yeah.
Oh, it used to get hard when I used to play hide and seek with my friends.
Yeah, I used to always get hard when I used to play hide and seek with my husband.
Yeah.
You'd hide his hand, I'd count to 40 if any of you could.
The best times, the best times.
Wait, what's over here?
Alright, I think we're supposed to go across this bridge.
I always used to say, you weren't a man, you had a man.
Do we go over there?
Hold coffee.
There we go.
I just missed you.
I got some more heels for the car while the RV.
Oh, you have to hammer.
Fuck you.
I'm going to say that, too.
Grab the hammer.
Yeah.
I agree.
What is this?
It looks like a TV.
There's a button there, boss.
It's missile.
Destroy it.
I had a missile.
Wait a second, oh my, it's a science, it's really interesting.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ, you...
You gotta send another fucking event.
Jesus Christ!
I just gotta sleep.
I just gotta sleep.
Coco, get out of here while you can.
What's going on?
Get out of here while you can, Coco.
Wake up, stop!
What are you doing here, moron?
You can't do that, be in an 8 hour rocket TVP.
This will sound like a new one.
What the hell is that?
You can't do that.
You can't do that again.
You can't do that again.
You can't do that again.
You can't do that again.
You can't do that again.
I
Did you put the fucking nitroglycerin in
I don't think you put enough nitroglycerin in wait what the
Holy shit, it's nuclear fallout!
What happened? Get the fuck away!
What the hell?
I can't move it!
How about you get a goddamn wedge?
Okay, put it in the back.
Wins in it?
There's a checkpoint right here too.
where Jack you can arrive coconut
oh my god oh way no way yeah oh my god
wait don't wait how far are we how far are we
We have a we can have a snowball fight. Okay, wait guys. I think we're gonna need this nitro
There's no way we're not gonna need it for this icey part. Tell me your nephew. We give me your
Tell me your nephew. Come here. Come here. Oh, you say you
Oh my god, I didn't even die, I didn't even die.
I wish I did, now I have to walk all the way back up, oh shit, wait we're both dead, we're
all dead.
Give me bars! Give me bars!
Wait, bars have- Bars have filled up a lot.
Love that! Love that!
Jesus Christ! Bars!
I'm back, boss.
I'm stuck!
Oh, what the fuck?
They're like that, bitch, huh?
Read a rebound, read a rebound.
Yeah.
Read a rebound.
I
Please let me die. Please let me die. Please let me die. Please let me die. Oh
My god, and I you've got to be kidding me
Not one all the way back out there
Fuck it. I'm killing myself
Hey, I'm gonna kill yourself in this game
Jumping up about it.
Revive me, revive me, revive me.
Hey, wait a second, wait a second.
Revive me, revive me!
So we hit the revive!
Yes, I got it, I got it.
How'd you die?
Oh, I...
Bloody heck of a rage.
Dude.
Let me go, let me go!
Oh!
Fuck!
What?
Motherfucker.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
all right guys oh oh all right what wait what's his next part here what's his
next part well how do we do this I should be just full sitting down the
hill so it happens what do you guys think yeah you only do it yourself but
see you only do you're very silly how is that possible how's he doing that you
You only do it yourself.
Alright, let's get a couple fucking smokes and let's keep going.
Let's do it.
You killed the Agile Ham! You killed the Agile Ham!
You fucking fucking pussies.
Here you do, Rez.
Oh my god, I didn't die and I'm at the bottom.
You've gotta be kidding me.
I got ya.
You can't revive me, I'm not dead.
Where you at?
I'm at the bottom.
Trick shot suicide, trick shot suicide, go go.
What am I gonna do?
Wait, hold on, I'm cleansed.
I'm cleansed, I can't do anything.
You gotta get me.
What the hell are you doing?
You gotta be kidding me.
Please God, kill me.
guys we gotta get to the next part we gotta get to the next part
restart it I'm gonna I gotta go to get now guys
no we haven't died you should we go we did we were dying
you guys!
so I go on the car the car you just killed us
you just killed us we obviously get one legit ride man
one legit ride one one legit ride okay okay okay
Alright kill them.
I'm just gonna fucking kill them.
I'm just joking.
Alright let's go.
Stupid bitch.
I figured out your tech.
I figured out your fucking tech.
You figured out my tech, huh?
Oh my god.
I didn't die again.
You've got to be kidding me, you've got to be kidding me.
Are you so dead to me?
Oh, fuck.
It's that part of it.
Revive me.
Revive me, revive me, revive me, revive me, revive me.
Bambi, please, Bambi, please, Bambi.
Bambi, Bambi, Bambi.
Just you Bambi, please, just you Bambi.
Brezza.
She's so dumb.
Please, just you Bambi, please.
Please.
All right, Rezza's pussy.
Ah.
Stop.
You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Someone revive me, someone revive me, please, please.
Come get up, come get up,
wait for revive me, please.
Please revive me, revive me.
Hey, hey, help.
It's so cold, it's so cold.
Hey, hey.
Hey, come here, pussy.
Oh my God, please, oh my God, please, please, please.
Please please
He's just rolling
Oh my god. Oh my god. Please let me up up up up up up up up up up please please please come on come on
Come on
Fuck yes, yes
Yes
help help what are you guys help help wipe to get the full charge it
what the fuck the big snowball no why you wait a second maybe we have to roll
this down the hill we have to roll this thing down the hill and get away from
Oh
We got it with the snowball
Oh my god, oh my god. That is pretty steep.
What? You still want proof?
I'm dead.
Ehhhhh!
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh shit, dude just coming down the RV. Dude just coming down the RV.
I'll thank fucking God.
You guys later.
Dude, did you get us the ride? It's freezing out here.
Yeah, I'm so glad.
Does anybody need a revive?
I'll go live.
We're all the way at the bottom of the hill where you threw us.
Alright, where you dead and you alive?
We're alive.
We can kill ourselves.
No, no, don't kill yourselves. Don't kill yourselves.
I'll kill ourselves.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No it's okay.
Trust me, trust me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not reviving you if you kill yourselves.
Where did he go?
Help, help.
Help.
Please help me.
Take him, right here.
See you guys later.
Oh my god, I've got new tech.
I've got new tech, holy shit, I've got new tech.
I've got a new tag. I've got a new tag. I've got a new tag.
I'd be chasing shit, really.
Yeah, get fucked.
I'd be chasing shit.
I'd be chasing shit, really.
I did, though.
Did you where the RV go?
Oh shit, that's one of our shovels. Do you see that?
I'm trying to find you if you haven't been with only you guys are
you are somebody help me somebody help me
I don't think this is working I think I need another beer
there we go yeah what what how
I'm stuck in the water. Oh, no, I'm frozen. I'm frozen in the water. I'm frozen in the water
We're coming to get you Peter. Hang on. Hey guys, I think the engine's about to break. Did you okay over there?
I think it's going good. Oh my gosh.
Oh well, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Alright guys, this is the new plan.
We jet fuel all the way down the mountain.
Put the jet fuel in.
Yup.
Put the jet fuel in.
You don't need to do that!
You have the jet fuel?
Let me know when.
Right now!
I don't know.
That's a great fucking idea.
I got blown off the fucking driver's seat.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
How did we get down there?
We got to use the flippable matting.
It's just, what do you mean, me? It's just you.
It's myself.
Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go.
No way, I'm to the jeff, you're going inside the jeff, you're going in, you're going in.
I'm going down at the bottom of the mountain.
What?
No, wait, it lives! It lives!
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get away from the Vibos, you're both back here!
We're ducking! We're ducking!
We're with the Flip-O-Matic! We're with the Flip-O-Matic!
We're both on the trees, Peter! We're both by the trees back here, Peter!
We're with the Flip-O-Matic!
I don't know, we can just wince that fucking thing.
Let's get away, John! Let's get away, John!
I'm with the Flip-O-Matic!
Guys, we need the Flip-O-Matic!
We need the Flip-O-Matic!
I put the jet fuel in put the jet fuel in
Put the jet fuel in
All right, but the jet what what the jet fuel in
We ride with the jet fuel
Wait a second, you put the jeff you in.
Alright, perfect, perfect.
What does the red read? What does the red delight?
Police.
I'll take care of him this time.
Alright, put the jeff you in.
I got him, I got him.
Alright, let's go boss.
You got a jeff you in? You got a jeff you in?
Who's this fat bitch in front of you? I can't see a damn thing.
Like this fat ass?
I can't see anything.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
I can't see anything.
Where are we? I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
Lift for me, Coco.
Oh my god, no, this guy's got to be one.
Lift for me.
We did it.
We won.
We did it.
Way to win a chicken dinner.
How'd you do better without being able to see?
Is that an alpac? Wait a second.
Hold on, I need that. I need that right now.
I need that immediately.
Well, I got the windstorming
Where'd you go? We had it and you drove it in the eyes! That was our best run!
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh my god! I'm shaking!
We had to come to the windstorm, it's over-daking me!
We only had to go to the right. I'm grabbing a winch! I'm grabbing a fucking winch!
Oh fuck!
I got the winch, thank you!
Oh, the ice is slippery, it's really slippery!
Hold on, hold on! Throw the remote!
Throw the remote!
This one's for crazy. I'm gonna freeze to death
Somebody can't fire. I can't get back over there
We're about to lose because the car is in water right now
Guys does he made no where to go? I think we don't know where to go. I think I think I should drive boss
No, no, no, no, no. I think no turbo. We just drive. No turbo. We just drive regular
I think we've sent it down the hill again.
Oh no.
I think you guys are too drunk to know where to go.
No, I'm not.
We're just the right of time to know where to go.
This chair can turn around.
Left to the left, another right to the left.
Yeah, then one more right.
Exactamundo, Mike.
Exactamundo, Mike.
Exactamundo.
Can you guys leave the, uh, which controller up here?
We got lots of which controllers.
We got like four of those bitches.
You got a bag of which you should just finish.
If you ain't talking about it, I don't want to fuck.
Yeah, you tell him.
I think we need to bust some oxygen.
I think that's what we need.
Alright guys, give us some type of wooden planks.
What do you think that means?
Uh...
That means we build a wooden planks thing?
I think we gotta make another bridge.
Yeah, I think so because...
We make another bridge?
what if planes you got a better bitch hey second there's a to be this to be
that's my tube oh shit wait a second you don't cross on it guys did you know
you guys can ride tubes anywhere as far as like down as you want you won't die
hey guys you can't even mail these in anywhere I don't understand these are
down from the top of the mountain in the tube.
Is that a thing they do in Canada?
They fucking do the hops.
No, those guys, no. Those guys lose the hockey and the war crimes.
What do we... I think we just drive left.
Do you think we just drive left?
Uh, let me check over here, boss.
Dude, I can even run back to you guys. The swim is so strong.
I'm just gonna left.
We definitely just got left.
Wait, no, we definitely don't go left, we definitely don't go left.
I thought you said we do go left.
I don't think we should go left, I change my mind.
I thought you said we do go left.
We can certainly try to go left.
What if we go left?
I think they want to sustain the car and go right.
Wait, no, I think they want us to go left.
We go left.
I think we just go left.
We were stuck, we're stuck, we need a widget ball.
We're about to fuckin' fuck out here!
They fuckin' got us!
Okay, alright, okay, this is the dumbest fuckin'- oh my god.
The Russians right vodka to stay warm for me!
This is the dumbest fuckin' shit!
No, they let the- well, they let the out here for a reason.
You don't just see vodka in the middle of the map.
I got the wooden planks as well.
Huh.
But we can make that bridge.
Well, where will we even make it then?
I got a nilger!
So we're good!
Let's build this fuckin' thing!
Where?
Where?
Who the fuck will we build a bridge at?
I see something in the middle of the ice.
Yeah, it's fucking vodka. I'm trying to get to it.
As our car's underwater.
Oh fuck yeah, that's a problem. We can't get back to the car either.
What did you, throw me?
That's gonna be a problem.
Yeah, I could fuck you.
Alright, throw me over there?
I'm about to turn into an ice cube.
I had to hit you with this first.
I can't get out of the water, I'm about to turn into an ice cube.
Coco, I'm an ice cube.
Oh my god, guys, guys, I think this might be too hard for how adept we are.
Oh no.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not even joking.
I think this might be too hard.
What is the American's Gen X or whatever the fuck we are in the world?
Coco, stay here, why did, why did whoever give us our last names?
Why did, we're so well-known as Steve, I just died.
I'm dead.
Okay, we started this running.
Alright restart it, let's restart it, and then we run out.
We got our father's last name, boy!
Hell yeah!
You guys want me to tell you how to do it?
Nah, we'll figure that.
I mean, eventually.
Yeah, eventually.
Guys, what if we just jet fuel across the lake?
I think that's a great idea.
That's actually pretty good idea.
I don't think we have any more, do we?
We got some, we got some.
I say I'm gonna put into fifth gear and we jet fuel it all the cross like I think that might even work
That might be the sauce. I'm not even doing it yet. That could be the time
That's okay, we know he has the jet fuel
When he went to go down the jet fuel you go get the jet fuel on the jet fuel boss
You ready ready
He's not lost, he's not lost.
Put it in, put it in, put it in, put it in, put it in!
We definitely got some deptulousness.
Yeah!
Holy shits!
It's working!
It's working, it's working!
Oh my god, god, god.
It's working, it's working, it's working!
Oh my god, it's fucking working!
Did I just...
Did I just...
Did I just...
Did I just...
I don't even know what you got, where you got sent to.
I found all the metal over here though.
Did I just...
I'm gonna have to fuck boy!
Honey don't you fucking pass!
Meta!
You left me.
No way!
I'm still living.
There's fucking, there's fucking snow lepers though.
There's a goddamn cheetah on me.
Did you pass the cheetah?
Nah, I passed the cheetah.
I'm gonna have to go back to the car.
I'm gonna have to go back to the car.
I'm gonna have to go back to the car.
I'm gonna have to go back to the car.
that passion she that but I'm in the next part entirely I'm in the next part
entirely don't get passed away you guys see that's right now yeah it's right now
yeah you and it's good yeah I'm behind you that's good to be good to me
good to be good to me get to me I'm at the next one
He needs a beer.
I need an antidote so I don't die.
We got some antidotes on the van.
He's not a scratch on the van at all.
Well I'm Superman, holy shit.
I'm fucking Superman.
Holy shit
Jesus Christ how fucking long is this I
Mean we're almost there
Oh wait, I see that dig up here. I
You know the beer idea the beer I need other beer
Yeah, I got a cold one I think we need a fucking wedges
We push it we push it it's on ice. You just push with me a little bit see it
It's gonna be half of the time. It's gonna be half the time. You see
We have the time to see if you
Wait wait you so much drop that drop that drop that
We're gonna be serious it
Don't you boss thank you boss. Thank you boss. Thank you boss. Thank you boss
Wait, do we go to the right?
I think we can keep going when you're going, you see?
Right down here, yeah, keep going.
They're full of this, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to come off?
I'm coming, I think you got it.
Oh, I've got right over, I think.
One moment.
I
I'm
I'm all good. I'm just taking a quick nap
No, you beat me up. It'll reset the timer
What do you mean reset what timer timer for me to get back up
Are you drunk? Oh, I know I'm just taking a nap
Oh my gosh
80 moment now, 80 moment now, let me see, let me see, uh-huh, 80 moment, I should get
back up there, oh no, not back up, I keep getting big back up so I can reset the timer.
There is no timer boss, there is a timer, there is a timer, what the fuck did you get
back here Coco?
I write so fucking far
Oh, there we go. Oh god, they're by you in space, buddy. Oh shit. You just guys you woke up. Let me drink a beer and push you out. Is you okay?
I got you boss to go with it keep Lord it
Keep flooring boss keep flooring
Keep flooring boss keep flooring keep flooring keep flooring boss keep flooring
Keep flooring keep flooring. Okay, we need to fuck your way
Why don't we just go to the left there
I didn't work
I'm gonna win
He went to the little I don't like your meat cook when he
I think the medium I honestly chef short. Oh, yeah, maybe well me
Yeah, you like to meet cook
All right, you know you like me to wear me to be around
The burger I'm wedging it
Oh, thank you.
Winsin', Winsin', Winsin'.
I got your burger.
Here, throw it at ya.
I'm Winsin'.
There we go.
There we go, there we go.
Oh, fuck.
There we go. All right, I'm good to go.
Let her rip, give me a letter of rep.
Let's ride!
I think we should find any type.
Payments and burgers prepared now. We don't need to repair there's for bitches
We're riding this wrong
You got this
We seem like a repair the wheels while we're driving
I'm in charge I'm in charge. Oh, yeah, pretty high up. Oh
You gotta wait for that tree right now. We need to drive it boys
Easy peasy easy peasy
Yeah
Which it up
But we don't need to win so we just drive it
Oh good thinking good thinking
there we go there we go I go ahead Judy much better all right let me unwind shit
how do you have when she we're good to go we're good to go yeah yeah coming in
going for five let's go there we go looking good looking good many a little
Right here on this hill
Yeah, I'm pushing
I'm not it's a manpower back here. I'm grabbing a beer. Don't you worry buds?
What's that shit? There we go. There we go. I'm pushing up with it. Yeah, there you go
Yeah, we go
Yeah
I got straight bonus a strict but they're doing really far
God guys
What the hell
Yeah, oh my god, you're so strong
Yeah
I'm not sure this is where I'm supposed to be going.
Yeah, it has to be.
Yeah, it has to be. Yeah.
Wait, she might be right here. Hold on.
Nah, this is where it's supposed to go.
How to present.
No doubt my mind.
No, no, no, no. There's a clearing right there.
Yeah, we're in check.
Yeah, I'm going to winch it.
Why would we winch it? We could just drive.
I can't. I'm stuck.
Yeah, she's stuck. I'm winching.
Yeah, we're not stuck.
You're in second gear, boss.
There we go.
Oh, I know.
I put it in part.
All right, go ahead and run, Wins.
Yeah, on Winschend.
On Winschend, on Winschend.
Hop on it, boys, hop on it, boys.
Hop on it, hop on on it.
All right, let's ride.
Gotta get to our bestie base here.
I need him.
Oh, fuck.
I need him to exit.
Ah, we're fine.
We're fine.
How do I get to our bestie?
Winschend.
We just can't get there.
Ah, we're back!
We should book it, wait for it again. I'm trying to take a good out there, shit back here.
Ah, we don't need a wait.
We'll slip and die.
Oh, wait, I'm in third gear, I'm in third gear.
Oh no, I'm not. Oh my god, here, stop, stop.
Second gear, second gear, I'm in second gear, I'm in second gear.
good day
wait wait wait where are you guys
good day
wait wait wait
we should go over to the next field over there
yeah yeah alright hold on
go ahead go ahead
i mean to where
right now
go ahead
i'm going i'm going
you're wincing wincing wincing wincing
oh fuck oh fuck
oh fuck
i winced it
i winced it i winced it i winced it
this is my view to your view
i'll win you
i'm gonna be winced
oh my god
i'm gonna die i'm gonna die
Oh my god, it's just fucking back our up.
Help me, please, they just killed me.
Someone killed his fucking goat, Turkey's dead.
We're all dead and you have to kill this goat.
Get the nail gun and put the fucking rule on down.
What the hell is going on?
You need to get the nail gun and put it off right now.
Where the fuck is the goat?
Put Root off! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Wait, rest me, rest me, please.
Winnie Roger! Winnie Roger!
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
Where's Winnie? Where are you?
Oh, fuck, I made a mistake.
You gotta get a gun, Winnie. That's it.
Oh my god, I was gonna beat your ass.
Run, Win! Run!
Shit!
Shit.
Jesus Christ, I see the screws.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Like, why don't they all...
I see the finish. Where'd you go, boss?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We're still up here. If we're still up here, we can win.
Guys, I have some bad news.
I see this thing. If we're up here, we can win it.
I have some bad news. I have some bad news.
That's right, boss. That's right, boss.
Can you please throw me off the edge?
I have some bad news, guys.
We're stuck in a tree at the bottom of the mountain.
Thank you.
I
Guys I screwed up I screwed up I threw I'm not gonna lie
We should kill ourselves
We should we we should we start from the take plate. Oh
My goodness
You get down. No, I gotta go
Where you mean boys?
Good night everybody. What one more try
One more try, mods.
What about this?
Where'd you go?
I got him.
You're gonna fuck you.
you all right bye guys goodnight goodnight goodnight I'm gonna have a good one
I love you
stop that
hey I think we just got a fuckin' ancient
alright boys how do you know that might be it for me I think we figured this out another
day
I think we figured this out another day
how far percentage wise do you think we made it
what do you say
how far percentage wise do you think we made it
I feel like we're getting close to the end.
If I had to guess, I'd say we're 75% the way through.
OK, yeah, we're over halfway, right?
Yeah, but the thing is that the end of the last map
was way harder than any other thing on the rest of the map.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, like, so like, yeah.
So like, how much did we just spend on that?
Like, like four hours?
Yes.
OK, so, yeah, it might be, it might take a day to beat this game.
If I take a day to beat this game...
Uh...
You know, these are about five hours.
Um...
Yeah, I think...
I don't know.
There's... wait, apparently there's 16 total checkpoints. What checkpoint are we on?
I don't know how we... wait, does that say 15 and after left?
Aw, fuck!
We're one away!
No, that's... that's how many...
...fittin' alls we have.
What checkpoint are we on?
At ours, just once again, testing y'all.
Yeah, how do you check what checkpoint we're on?
Checkpoint nine
You fucking serious
Are you are you so fucking serious?
same checkpoint nine
Playing this game all day and two days ago and four weeks ago
We've been trying to beat this map for months
We need to lock it in!
Yeah, oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, next time we're playing this, I'm driving.
Okay, next time we're playing this, I'm drinking.
Yeah, I think the only way to play this is to drink.
That's right.
We'll leave this map.
So we've gone, wait, so this is where we are.
We came all the way from there.
We have all the...
You're literally only half the map we've done.
Yeah, we've only done half the map. Oh my god.
No, you ain't joking. Oh my god.
No, no, no. We were in a non-snow part.
Remember?
No, no, she's right.
Look, look. The half the map is red
and the other half of the map is completely barren.
I know, but remember, we were on the red?
I think it's a loop.
I think it's a loop.
What are you talking about?
I mean, we started up right.
Yeah?
We hopped into the dirt.
Yeah?
And then back in the snow.
yeah we ran the dirt for a little okay and sometimes you got to play in the mud
i don't i don't know what your body is on absolutely nothing
all right i'm getting off i'm getting off
you guys have a good night thanks for playing good play on jim
Hey, yo, how we going to do a good one tonight?
I'm going to go in and see you guys.
Alright boys, I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
Hey boys, it was a good day today, good day today.
I'm still in awe that we won that AT&T tournament in the fashion we did.
It was incredulous.
Let me tell you, I was a full mask the entire time.
Call me a sailor the way we could have set seas mid tournament because of my motor.
was incredible. It was I mean we lost one of the matches and we played like
12 of them I think right? Was it 12? No way. We would have played 12 if we didn't win so much. We
played three the first time, two the same time, two the third time, and then three the fourth time. So
that was 10 matches. Yeah 10. 10. It would have been 12 if we didn't win the middle two. So so quickly.
Who won the one the Russ contest? Oh, yeah, so we don't we have decided that actually we can take that right now if you guys want
Um, I can't tell you the art or the build winner because I haven't decided but as the nuke winners goes
H june's team won the launch. So that's $10,000 for them
My team won the plant. So that's $10,000 for us and again, I'm not going to take a cut of that
my team's gonna take the whole thing
And then the the build and the art competition I haven't decided just yet
But honestly I would love to check
Who won the sulfur and the mushroom picking?
Because that's twenty five hundred dollars each who won those
farming and resources
sulfur oh
Wait, he didn't win
He fears didn't win. Oh
Oh my god, smoking one!
Who that?
Who that guy?
Smoking one!
Smoking one!
Who the fuck is Luda Argo?
Who's Boppity?
Well, it looks like
Smoking won $2,500 for doing the most sulfur
and then who got the most mushrooms?
Oil rats pick 10,703 mushrooms
Hopefully he uses that two thousand five hundred dollars to hire a hooker so that he can just know what it feels like
before he dies I
I don't know I don't even know if I'm gonna congratulate
I feel like I feel like condolences are born order. I feel like condolences are born order in this situation
Well, well oil rats won the mushroom contest at $2,500 for him and
then
Smoking won the sulfur that's $2,500 for him
Eight students team won the launch at $10,000 my team won the plant that's $10,000 and then the art and the
the building one we haven't decided by the way I see let me ask you guys something listen listen listen let me ask you guys something be
Honest to be honest with me be honest to be honest be honest because I'm considering I haven't decided I'm considering
picking multiple winners and either the build or the
Painting one is that kind of a bitch move or is that like a cool move? Is that a bitch move was that kind of a cool move?
Is that
That's a cool move. That's a cool move like picking maybe like two winners. They split the money type stuff
But that's a cool move. That's cool. Okay. Oh, yeah, I thought that might be a bitch move
I thought that I was so excited. I don't know yet. Maybe I'll just choose one each
I just want to see if that was enough. I know that was a bitch moving on
I've never I've never hosted a contest before I know if that was a a thing
Okay, okay, I see a couple guys saying don't split.
We'll see, we'll see.
I'll have it picked by tomorrow for sure.
I'll post it in the Discord.
Maybe I'll post it on Twitter.
I believe I'll post it on Twitter as well.
We'll figure that out.
We'll figure that out.
We'll figure that out.
Oh, let me turn this down.
All right, boys.
You guys have a good night.
Tomorrow, what's tomorrow?
Does anyone remember what tomorrow is?
I know we had a plan.
Oh
CS2 CS2. Yeah, I know it's Friday tomorrow you motherfucker CS2 it was me
hutch
floxy
made shot and
Mr. Brack statue it is. Oh, that's what we're doing tomorrow is that is what we're doing tomorrow
And then on Saturday, I think we're doing the Tarkov throwback with me officer and JG boys
That's how we're gonna that's we're gonna wrap up the night. That's what we're gonna wrap up the weekend right there the week
Everybody good with that? Everybody good? Everybody good with that boys?
Good good good good good good good sounds good need shot and mr.
Merck's all good now. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you guys
Don't be going blabbing going peanuts saying this being saying that I don't even know what they're fighting about I
Don't know what the fuck that is. I I'd heard that they have some type of beep or something
I don't really know. I don't really care. I just want to play the video give me have fun
So I invited both of them. I like both those guys
So if they have beef if they don't have beef, I don't fucking know but we're all playing the game
So they can figure it out on their own time if that is in fact
Sometimes a beef. I don't know though. I don't know. I really couldn't care less
I miss office. I miss office as well. I miss office as well. I don't know. I don't know. I know. I apparently it's a long time ago
There's a lot of time. I don't think it's anything reason. I have no idea though. I don't I don't know what it is
And I'm not gonna look into it. I honestly couldn't care less
Officer go smoggy. She's go smoggy. He's go smoggy me. He's go smoggy me nothing reason at all
Yeah, that's right guys. It's old. It's old stuff. I don't know what it is
I'm pretty sure it's just a bunch of bullshit, but it's all stuff. It's all stuff
Your idea of fixing the van before saying with beer cinnamon, thank you. Thank you, Mr.
Lenya. Thank you, sir
I thought it quite inquisitive quite inquisitive
Quite inquisitive. All right. Good night, everybody. Good night gang win practice league
You caught me in a tizzy. You caught me in a tizzy now. You got me in a pickle now. You got me. You yanked my wiener. You're jerking my cock. All right. You're tugging on my penis.
I don't know. I don't know. I want to practice. I want guys I want to practice but League of Legends
isn't one of those games we can go like oh dude look at that look at that we're basically playing
virtual monopoly I mean that's about I mean you I mean yeah I'm talking about
like is it a fun game or short it's a it's a very fun game it's a very it's a
fun game but it's not believe you I can look oh my god did you see that down on
the chessboard I moved my horse piece. Don't talk about. Don't talk about. Oh my God, what
just happened? I rolled an eight in Yachtsey. All right, you talking about. Do I mean, am
I am I click into you? Is everybody get what I'm saying here? Is everybody get what I'm
saying here? They rolled my number in bingo. Is everybody get what I'm saying? I just about
Oh, it's a fun watch.
So we might do it on stream.
I'll definitely practice this out.
I'll definitely practice.
I just don't know if I'm gonna do it on stream.
I'll definitely do the tournament on stream,
obviously, obviously.
I just don't know if the practice is gonna be on stream.
But we will see, we will see, we will see, we will see.
You need to play a gambling game.
Oh, you got me there actually.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Huh?
Yeah, but that's gambling.
That's, that's fun as shit.
That's fun as hell.
You, that's different.
I don't, I don't know how it's different,
but that's different.
I don't ask me how it is, but that's different.
That's different right there.
You know it is.
I know it is.
Everybody knows it.
That's different.
That's different.
That is different.
Hmm
You gambling tournament
You do a gambling tournament by the way guys, I'm not gonna lie to you I
Just what I was thinking about this the other day whoever made that gambling game actually fuck that guy
Fuck that guy
Every 81 on the in in the world could have made that game and just made up a
a billion dollars that's not intuitive you I mean I'm a great game but fuck
that guy any one of us could I could have made that game and made a fucking
bag you're talking about you mean you mean you mean are you mean
I mean, six! Six!
But you didn't? Alright pal. Alright, you think you're a funny guy, don't you? You think you're a little funny guy?
You want us to fuck him? That's exactly what, that's exactly right. That's exactly right. That's exactly right.
You would train to a gambling tourney?
I don't think a lot of you guys realize how rich trade is that's
he
He gambles
I mean as everybody's seen his gambling streams
He gambles a yacht in one hand, okay?
He he gambles my house and all my cars times
Which I have to would be my girlfriends which we have times five and
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You practice for League Idol, I know.
Hmm.
All your cars, brother, isn't your car broken?
Yes!
It's still a car, jackass.
It's still a fucking car.
It doesn't stop being a car just because it's broken,
you asshole.
You look at that guy.
Find that guy, fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy too.
Fuck that guy and fuck the gameplay guy.
Fix it?
Well, I don't know what's wrong with it.
Honestly, guys, it's just whenever you drive it past 20 miles per hour, it just not like shaking and making weird noises.
And I'm scared, and I get all scared, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I get all scared, and I get all scared.
Oh
Wheel bearings
Oh a jeep knows I jeep I can't tell you that I can't tell you what it is. You know some
Put fetish murderer is gonna come be like always. Oh, I know the model of his car. Let me
Let me try effective bouncing off these three other things
I know and find his family and kill them all I can't tell you I can't tell you what it is
I can't say what it is. It's it's it's about $900 though right now. It's not it's not the best
I won't lie to you. All right guys. I'm getting up. I'm getting up. I'm getting up guys. I'm getting
up. I'm pretty sure Kelly blue book wouldn't even give me an S been you guys have a good one. You guys
have a good one. You guys have a good one. I'm gonna get off. I'm gonna go ahead and get on off
boys. I'm going ahead and get on off. I'm gonna I'll be back tomorrow. I'll be back tomorrow.
I'll be back tomorrow, and we'll do CS2.
Hopefully the game is still in.
I'll double check.
I'll actually get off, and I'll text them right now.
And we'll see if they're still up.
We're hopefully they still are.
Hopefully they still are.
They probably, probably they still are.
I just, Cloaksy has been texting me for the past two days.
Oh, we still doing CS2 tonight?
And I keep telling him, I say,
Cloaksy, it's on Friday, you dipshit.
And then Thursday comes around, he goes,
oh, guys, are we still doing CS2 tonight?
And I go, listen up, you shit ass.
It's on Friday, you dumb bitch.
And so I don't know if he made plans tomorrow.
Hopefully he didn't.
That guy, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
he had permanent marijuana injected into his veins.
If you tell him something, 12 seconds later,
it's as if you've never met him before.
He'll ask you your name.
He'll say, who are you?
Great to meet you.
Fuck that guy.
I loved it!
Jesus Christ.
Alright, greatnight guys, goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight, gang.
Goodnight everybody, goodnight everybody.
Come in for the bread and have a good one.
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