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[DROPS] Jynxzi's League Of Legends Tournament | LAST MINUTE ENTRY | MANY MEN MONDAY | #BUNGULATE
05-11-2026 · 10h 16m
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How are you buggy ladies, you're gonna find many, many Monday gentlemen.
I've decided to join, I've not, you didn't fuck yourself.
I'm not needed fuck yourself.
I have decided to last minute, join this tournament
and dominate it for first place in preparation
for the AT&T tournament, gentlemen.
This will be the easiest, nay.
It would not, it would be as if we are not even
playing the game it would be so easy tournament we have ever played in our
entire lives we're gonna take first place and then we're gonna go do something
else that's the plan gentlemen that's the plan you got this handsome
You just saying that I just woke up. You just you just saying that
Okay, I just you just saying that
Hodge is going to get kicked me. What would he mean? What?
We what we come on?
What we need
Yeah, it's fine. It's not. Martin was an eight. It was a diamond. 80 carry. No, this can't be right.
The hutch hutch. There was 41. There was 41. There was 41. What? Yeah, it was 41. It's all good.
It looks and I don't mind. I don't mind. It's not a problem whatsoever. If someone doesn't show,
I think I'm a seven. I'm sorry, boss. I apologize. You're good, man. Mr. Beast.
hahahaha
Hey, mr. Beast, hey, we're going on mr. Beast
Who's in this call mr. Peanut mr. Hot dog what I don't encourage oh
Courage how's it going? Hey good to see you bud
Bro, it's illegal what no I haven't played in like I don't know over a year. I'm still rusty. This is gonna be brutal
5 of the 8 captains downloaded the game today, they've never loaded up Summoner's Strip.
Well last time I played a B-F bot lane, so that was nice.
No, I did.
Wait, Mr. B, are you one of the 8 guys that are restricted?
No, but I should be because I B-F double one time.
you should honorarily just be like higher on the on the leaderboards of me I did
have Helen Keller as my support it was Ludwig first time on Piddle
what happens wait I'm supposed to join a discord wait hold up give me a second
Give me back
Hello, hello, yo, okay, so you guys hi guys who's fault is this before?
Hi guys fault, you know what? I'll take one
I'm not going play you hi boys if that's showed you thank you. Yeah, let's do it cuz you know his thing
We I we got hutch because I thought we needed one
But we didn't need one because he Rob was already in the tournament
But he was he never joined the group chat since I guess Twitter setting for a haul or something
So we thought we needed one and then we didn't need one
So we have hot as the first sub with how these tournaments go for probably end up playing because somebody's not gonna show up
Gotcha. Oh, that would be fantastic. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Well, you're the actually the second one to arrive here
So, yeah, I picked my guy
Uh, we're not
We're not drafting yet. So peanut. Let me explain the draft real quick
So first round it's only just drafting challenges. We're gonna draft all the challenges first round. We're gonna do a snake draft format
So it'll be like a snake draft. Wait sure. Thanks
So I write that description down or just keep it my memory
Yeah, maybe get a mental note. Yeah. Yeah
Wait wait burp you know, can you hear me? Yeah? Yeah, I can hear you. I believe you in my nightmares
daddy I I do not I do not happen to have any of that substance no Ron it
sounds like you're in a cave yeah it sounds like you guys are far away
everyone in here is so drastically different in volume it's anyone else
Hey guys!
Hello?
Alright, so, okay Rob, that sounds better.
Okay, cool.
So I'm gonna wait for all the captains to get in there and we're gonna spray the rules.
Okay.
Why is my audio so low?
Okay, I- we-
Hi bud, can you try to get a call with DonSense for like one sec?
We'll get through this.
We will get through this.
Um...
Yo, what's up guys?
Hey Zoyle.
Hey, they gave- they gave Big Z a team.
You see that?
Hey Zoyle, brah.
Oil bro, yeah, that's good stable get chopped
No, so I do dead look good with that emo make up. Oh my god. Can I mute you sif? Hold on what the fuck oh
You just eat it so they get big citrus his whole own team you see that shit
Make noise y'all Marlon just entered the arena
We're missing ray
I don't have coke job, bro. I can't hear out of my ears. You've got masses
Pick no way. Well, who you guys who guys are dropping first?
Yeah, what do you like to know?
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, that's a good choice. I heard that guy's the best of the tournament.
I can't fucking hear
I
Just y'all think all right well, okay, gentlemen. I don't know what the fuck is this I want to you boys
What I'm picking but I don't want this no and then and then
You know like whatever I've got a couple people in my obviously double-lifted top out
But boys who should I pick cuz I got like probably like one more spot
I mean two more spots that I'm not gonna be able to fill it if my guys get picked who or like the best guy
with the best guy. I mean,
he's not. Is he?
It's Timmy. It's Timmy.
It sounds like he was pretty
good. Not a bad. Yeah, that's
me. That's the person. How do
you always? We're the title.
What? What? What are the eight
guys that we already decided
who's going to be? He's one of
guys that are restricting you have come up to the support characters you already have our guy nice to ask you
okay okay I didn't know Timmy we have Timmy one of the eight restricted guys as well or no
Timmy I'm restricting I'm challenging is anyone knowing Timmy is restricted
oh thank god okay good yeah okay okay
wait I got bad y'all high five before we start
I try I have the game installed don't worry, but the one of the accounts that I tried working didn't log in
Okay
It was the one no is the one under the X's
the 29
Toes at stable or not. Oh, you see okay. Can you just try another one?
I got double this never choose. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that
Let me go give me give me one more guy. Give me one more guy. Wait. Yeah. Yeah, we don't give me
Run have you ever played this every life be honest
I touch his end a boy. So you have played this game. Yeah, oh
Okay, well
My day in my fucking life
Honestly, I got forced to play this game. I can't believe I installed this game
Only pictures of the shirt
Maybe maybe we might do that we might do that
Can you switch my game to League of Legends so maybe that we can hit 500,000
Okay, I got my guys. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Wait, what's he was?
My mic sounds dorky
Hey, I do and I am loving the booger filled sniffs
Everyone in this just quick here. Let me tell you is anyone else excited for the next booger filled stiff
I am on the edge of my seat. Oh my goodness. I came
Thank you. Can you do the book? Can you do the group? I want to hear it live in action. I hear the can you hear the goop?
Thank you. What is that? Can you go? Can you go?
Can I say goop?
Everybody's microphone this is what is it's vastly different volume
Wait, can you do the last right thing? I want to hear that
Yo, hide my, can you get great turnovers?
Yes, yes.
Ah, fuck you, chef.
Everyone here is my enemy today.
Everyone here is my enemy today, I will crush you all.
I'm just trying to get raided by Jinxie after this.
Alright guys, let's get it, man.
Alright, let's do this.
Hey Jinxie, everyone wants to know who you're raiding after you're done.
I think you can raid.
I don't think you can raid in Twitch.
Yeah
What's up, bro, stop bro, stop
Los Polos is here to make some noise, please. Yes
I got my
VR
Shit, I already don't need a fucking VR headset for me, bro. You don't need a VR
No, listen to him, you need that, listen to him.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Are you VR?
No, no, no, no, you said high-fives, you said it's VR only.
It is, yeah.
Legalization is VR only.
Yes, yeah.
All right, so try to be captain.
Wait, who's the captain in me?
If you've never played League of Legends before, say I.
What have you only played like a week?
Okay, so I think the only captain that I've played the game is me and peanut right I've only played for like a week though
Okay, I've played for two weeks. So you know I have my chat. They said they think you're better than me
I don't like me. Okay. Do you know do you want the board is it shit very high? There's to be anything
Okay
Okay, which pick would you prefer the 7th pick or the 8th pick?
I'm going to pick the 1st pick.
Hey, why pick a high?
If you know you can't get 1st pick, then 1st pick or not?
I'm going to pick.
I thought I was 1st pick.
What is this?
I say, we roll dice for 1st pick.
Okay, Pina, look at what?
Pina, I have the fairest way to do it.
So Pina, we're going to flip a coin and then you pick.
I'm going to have Pernard flip a coin.
Pina, do you want heads or tails?
Head, I want heads.
No, this isn't about for this is between 7th and 8th.
No, this is first. This is about first.
This is gonna be R now.
Wait, so, so, Dreeze, how do we, how do we decide first and second?
Do you guys speak English? I'm getting to it.
Hey, Bernard, flip a coin.
Hey, JJ!
Wait.
Why am I locked to 7th and 8th?
I'm doing this game too!
Because he not, okay, let me explain.
I'm gonna explain this call.
Los Portos, I'm just gonna be honest,
is a lobotomy to gaming in general,
and he's never, you know...
Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you?
None of us are going to make a difference in this tournament at all whatsoever.
I don't think it matters if I've got 50 weeks or if she has 100 weeks.
You mean?
You know, so that's a ball-knowledge take, but here's what I think is going to happen.
If someone is so excruciatingly bad out of this captain's call,
which one of you listening to this is going to actually end the game,
it doesn't matter if you have Tyler 1 on your team,
if you are 0 and 25 in your lane, you're emptying the game.
So what is a lane?
What's an entry?
Okay, this is bad.
My viewers are comparing me to hide on bush.
Who's that? Is that a good player?
So wait, Rob, you just said what's a lane?
Yeah.
Alright, wow. Okay, so...
I'm gonna be like I think first.
Fun of that, this is what we never touch the game.
Of course not. Okay, okay.
You think you're so cool!
We got you, Leeteep!
Damn, bro!
Okay, I'll get seven. Okay. So here we go. Here we go. All right. Let me explain the order the first overall pick
Is going to be those photos TV
I'm gonna explain
No, that's wrong. Los is better than me. I'm giving most the first pick because most legitimately thought he needed a VR headset to play
So do it. Let me do
He also went to a group chat and asked my team what we playing.
Yes, he did.
Most didn't even know what game we were playing till two hours ago.
That's a real thing.
Second pick is gonna be Marlon.
All right?
Yes.
Okay.
What?
What?
Marlon, you don't know.
Share about his game.
Yes.
Of course I do.
I was gonna say this was gonna pick Marlon.
Yes.
Come on.
Yes.
Okay.
Guys, I don't think we're getting.
I don't think we're getting double-edged.
Which of the eight characters are you guys?
How good do you think I am to be big boys?
I'm gonna find the guys
Fucking big ass definitely
So, oh here it is
What are you are you watching TV? Okay, okay
It's like the event
place deadlock, what is that?
No, I'm not gonna any game. Well, I guess what's real I guess there's eight of them and we're the eighth pick everybody
We just get the last one in my mind. It's sneaky double-lift pop out there
No way Tyler won Moe Alias and Dante.
Guys, are we ready to draft?
Yes!
Let's do it.
Okay, come on, son.
All right, let me play the NFL draft scene really quick before Lois draft.
Lois, are you ready? We're about to start.
Yeah, that's what was that bro, can you repeat it?
Sweet.
you all be playing the NFL
draft music. I put it on. I've
been doing it as well. Where's
the list of people? Okay, so
how? Why are you dude? Most
I'm. And then most you're gonna
see a gigantic list. Yeah. Yeah.
I see it. I see it. All right.
So those who is your first pick
challenge okay now I've never heard that in my life actually I could
I'm very much trying to the players you did a thorough what do you mean fake
challenger what is that we speak to it all right I can explain it means that
says the heck of room one trick and he only a challenger on heck of room and
he has to play support in this tournament so all right so I'm gonna go
with somebody who I have I've watched him play for hours I don't know what's
going on but I have watched him play for hours give me Tyler one GG wait yo he's watched for hours
stop crying bro I do
I
Give me the go right now. All right, thank you. I'm privileged. Why would I know far people? Oh
Good boy, but I second that
Who is your pick with the second pick in the draft?
Could I get that these on please?
And
I'm gonna have to go with
something I do like a little double trouble so I'm going to double lift
perfect with the third pick in the draft we have you
fuck okay one of the worst gamers well we all know that's gonna happen boys we
all know that's gonna happen we're fine we're fine I'm taking more I'm just
I'm just cooked
Man, I'm just cooked
For pick who's our second pick me? I was thinking current. He's really good
You guys take what do you guys think for a second big if you get two pigs back back? Listen? I've seen
We're just gonna get the last one
You're getting sneaky
Fifth pick is Stable and Auto. Stable and Auto with the fifth pick here, you don't know what to say.
Let's see here, what do we really want here?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cobblestone is a good pick, no way he's a good pick.
Um... Little's...
Whatever you do, don't pick Dante's.
I've seen that with a lot of people.
Wait, is that what that should say?
Alright, I mean, how good is Dante's like, relatively?
Um...
Uh, okay, like, Dante's like...
Like, can you compare him to someone like, uh, can you compare him to like, a Fortnite player for me?
Uh, he'd be like, you and Fortnite.
Dante's as it is! That's my pick! That's my pick!
No.
No one-
Yeah, hi guys, check your messages!
Dante's my pick.
Bro, I'm good at the game, so why not? Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
We could have
Don't let him have the synergy don't let him have the synergy well
Yeah, what are that? Yeah? Yeah
Right if you want to take a big because rated back, but if you want to lock you can lock it. What's just pop all sir
you're doing Pope Belcher, Pope Belcher.
Pobelster, yeah that's what they're saying.
Okay, okay, okay, Ray, Ray, who's your pick?
Yep, give him Pope Belcher a lot.
Ray, who's your pick?
I move.
What?
We're doing challenges on you.
Ray, you gotta pick a talent.
I'm not a Ray.
I'm not a Ray.
I'm not a Ray.
What do you do?
Ray, Pobelster lost to Jason?
How did you not live?
are you on this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's first player.
It's on the top 10, no way, and I lost.
No way.
No way, no way, no way.
Here we go.
There's no way, and no way.
Slap, boy.
Well, you could choose one of them.
We get the last one.
We get the last one.
I'm going to go all the way.
All the way?
All the way?
Okay, all the way.
Yeah, all the way.
All right.
My selection for my player is going to be the man, the myth,
that is my that is my childhood I pick you have no fucking choice dude hold on
oh you got your hat you got your time now I did mine now I did my I pick what
you have a backpacks by the way you know how good is Pablo sir oh he lost
the jason they're saying am i do i pick i pick no way i pick no way for my team
on my as the challenger i pick him you have the first pick of the player pool
you have the first pick of the fun now can i ask something is is is i see this
list is timmy it's timmy yes that's it's timmy the man the myth the legend himself
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna ask my my hold up. Give me one. Give me like give me 10
seconds to meditate. Give me 10 seconds to meditate. Guys, do we go with Timmy or do we go with
courage or do we go with Imru? What a low standing. Why should we see Imru? Is she like
fucking insane? He said, yo, can you tell me how to play? I'm going to tell me. I gotta go.
Timmy's my man. Timmy's got my guy. Timmy, even if I lose, Timmy's my boy. Timmy's my boy. Even
even if you lose boys, tell me my dog, tell me my dog.
We do like any double things, something like that for the first, like, you know what I'm
saying?
I choose, I choose, it's shimmy.
I appreciate, I appreciate, I appreciate that.
So now I pick, okay, let me actually lock the fucking for a second.
Like who's a sweaty nerd?
He's sweaty no losses. What's this? Yeah, you know watch your goddamn mouth, bro
fucking what
Honey, I'll expose that levels
Me too, bro. Oh, I got shit ready
Just pay for my wife. He's in labor. It's the best soda watch also. Can you give her words of encouragement?
the game.
Weezy lady picked it up.
Hold on.
Let's just say what's going on?
Can we get a little bit of a move on or?
What's going on around here?
Marlon shut the fuck up.
Jinx is talking to his teammate.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey Marlon.
Okay my selection is Emmy.
Oh shit, he's right.
He's right there in the match.
But it was that nice.
Yes, it was good.
Oh, it's over on God.
Okay, Ray, you're up.
By the way, thanks for the job.
God.
It's your right.
You're my boy.
Wait, how are you?
I was sick of it.
It's a snake trap.
I'm out.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
fuck yo
Marlin lock in
Don't talk to mine like that bro
Okay, but no, I don't doubt if he was in the game, but I just I wanted
To be my boy
Please get right in
I'm gonna go for
I
You can't take pets.
Bombdale being dead.
Yeah, who always taking pets?
We gotta take two guys, we gotta take two guys down.
This'll be like 15 guys deep.
It'll be like 15 guys.
You're bravity, 48.
Cut out.
I'm scared, dude.
I'm scared.
I'll tell you guys the list once we get closer.
Is he good?
Is he actually good?
Yes, he's good.
He is diving.
Bro, get bravly murdered.
He's hatched up to pass, dude.
Is Diamond under Challenger?
Is that where it is?
It goes Diamond Masters, Grandmaster Challenger.
My games. Thank you for the matter
Let me think here
Let's see here
So you're saying Bradby's the best pick here at Jinx. I'm not okay. I'm not enticing anything
I'm not rigging the draft what I'm gonna say to you well is bro. You and Bradley Martin have a checkered pass
What chemistry do we have?
Tell me what chemistry do we have?
You and Bradley Martin?
It's good chemistry, bro.
You got slapped, bro.
I choose Bradley Martin.
Welcome to the team.
Bradley Martin is the one that got super pissed when a guy took his hat off in the gym.
I think we were talking about him the other day.
Is that the same guy?
Wait, who was his pick?
He's gonna be determined. He's gonna be determined. Give me poke give me poke
Both the same as oh, he good good good good. Oh, yeah, it's one or not without sauce. Give me Terry
It's fucking child
Wait, wait, you want me to explain what exactly, Martin?
Wait, I'm looking at the list of players right here, boys.
We're definitely not picking Luna.
Okay, Riot Games gave you an account that's a higher level
than he is currently.
So we're not picking that guy.
Okay, if you're a lower level than the default account,
then Riot Games gives streamers some time.
That's a good sign.
I'm picking that guy.
I'm picking that guy.
I'm looking here.
here I see oh okay courage actually is pretty good this game yeah we gotta get
courage courage so I have bad news or will oh will them we is that rush
will them is that rush will jump like this is that rush will jump the one in
rush oh shit he's pretty good too it says peak emerald plus ABC where's the
What is ADC is that is that the band is you part of that band?
was he on
Oh, he's a bottom. He's a bottom. Oh, you got you. What's in the bottom? What is courage courage? Oh, oh he jungle
Okay
Okay, I feel that oh, yeah, I feel got my ex fix. Yeah got my
Hello. Hello. Hello. You have two picks. I got two picks. Yeah, it's a snake. Two picks.
They know more, bro. Give me E-Rob. Okay. And who else?
Let's waste a pick, I guess. And then I want, uh, Oni Pixel.
Oh. Oni Pixel. Oh my God.
We're trying to lose. We're trying to lose.
As to, to, to everybody know the severity of the situation we're in now that he just
pick that only pixel was labeled as quote now top in the description of of him in the
last was was previous plat comment now top now okay that's good for us that is good for
us that is good for us that's good that's good for us oh Rob just went to team Los
Marlin you have a bet Marlin.
It's me.
Yep.
Who is your bet?
Mr Beast.
Mr Beast is still on the board.
Yeah, he's trying to get a million dollars.
You might want to pick him.
I'm good.
I'm good.
The same.
It's right.
I would never. I would never.
I'm going to go with the Frenchman.
Scourge, Jake, me.
Oh, yes, Scourge.
Oh, my goodness.
They took our guy.
They took our guy.
No, not at all.
Oh, all right, you sir.
All right, my next job is get a guy.
Who are two of us?
He murdered it looking like that.
Chalokey?
Three, two, no, no.
I know who I know.
My other guy.
He's one more guy.
Chalokey?
No, we don't kill all you know, yes, we don't need it.
I'm ready to get my back.
My back.
Okay, give me.
Jaxi, give me toast.
Guys toast, not a bad shout at all.
All right, next up, we got soiled.
You're on the clock soiled.
Uh, give me my Ludwigger.
Okay.
Whoa, man.
What did he say?
What did he say?
All right.
Who's it then?
Let's take care of honestly.
A lot of good decisions here.
This is the timing where Timmy says Timmy just text me on discord.
Timmy if you tell me something,
tell me something Timmy if you're trying to tell me something.
If you're not, then don't text me.
Before I just make a decision.
Take the time bro.
Like bro, like I always say in the drafts.
Moist critical, give me him.
Bang.
Guys, I'm wrong.
That's a very solid thing.
Thank you, brother, thank you, brother.
Morris.
Can I just ask the question, why is Archie even on the board if he's unranked and
knows the basics?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, is it my turn?
I received word from Timmy.
I received word.
Oh, yes, bro.
I received word from Timmy and dough my next two picks.
Right.
Okay, okay, I'ma get um
Fuck I forgot his name. Yeah, what's the name again? The names are right there
No, no, no, no, no chill round chill chill good boy. Run. Thank you, Rod
They're saying my teammates are pissed at me for choosing. No, I'm good. Oh, let's get him
I mean, I mean most most I mean most I mean most
I just chose him
What the fuck like come on focus
Ray are you looking at the live list?
Nah Ray I ain't gonna like I'm looking
You gotta lock him bro I ain't gonna lock him
Okay okay okay okay okay
Now I'm gonna pick
Why is there she in my team call
That's what I said bro you can't
I'm not fucking seeing like
Now I'm gonna pick
I'm gonna pick
I'm gonna pick
I'm gonna pick
Now I'm a pick.
Um, I'm a pick.
Um.
No, right? Come on.
Three pick.
Kiss me. Kiss me.
Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God. That was one of our backup.
That was one of our backups.
Oh, fuck.
That was one of our backups.
That's the mute.
Right. You were.
My man. My man. My man.
So it was one of our backups right there boys.
Oh my goodness you might be fine,
we might be fine, we might be fine.
I can still have three of the Taper.
I still have three of the Taper,
I still have three guys in the Taper.
Three guys in the Taper.
Oh no no, no, two guys in the Taper,
two guys of the Taper.
Yeah, two guys in the Taper, two guys in the Taper.
Two guys in the Taper.
Paul no way I ain't gotten the way he spoke to him.
I don't know how to talk to him.
I'm talking to Timmy.
Timmy and I have decided on the next two guys we're gonna pick.
Wait, who's next?
Who's picking?
We're good.
Jynx is picking.
What do I say?
Wait, wait.
Oh yeah, okay.
As long as it's on the cheeky does not pick one of our two guys. We are good to go. We are good to go
With our peanuts just want to say big fan man. Thank you. Good. Sure. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Thank you. You're good man
You're good, man
Thank you
You're good, man. I love you, bitch. All right. I got willed him. I got willed him. I got what I
Got willed him
All right, okay, why don't I go back to the drawing board one second? Oh my god
You have back to back pics and you'll be the first person with a completed lineup
They'll have like you guys. Oh, no, I'm on the team. Oh
Okay, give me a second. I got I got a better tape. I got a better tape. You just take my guy
You take my guy. Hey guys. Okay. Okay guys guys. I'm thinking
Wait, hold on.
I'm thinking, wait, is Toast still available?
Wait, is Toast still available?
Aren't you Toast out there?
Toast is picked.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm in shambles over here.
Give me a second.
I'm about to swoop him up.
I'm about to swoop his ass up.
I get some money here, boys
So, you have a good team right now, you know
I'm not going to let you go
I was thinking Sunny and Mr. Beast
Sunny and Mr. Beast
That's what Timmy and I are thinking
Timmy and I are thinking Sunny and Mr. Beast
What are you guys saying?
Got it
Got it
Okay, okay
I have my next two picks
I have my next two picks
Okay, here we go
Here we go
Alright
My next pick is
Is
is, is, who is this?
What?
It's, it's Sonny.
Son.
Okay.
Son.
All right.
And, and.
Are you still, are you still up here?
Fuck yourself.
Die.
Die.
In the game of course, by the way.
In the game, in the legends.
In the game.
In the games.
In the game.
In the game.
In the game.
My second pick is, is, yo, is,
is, is, Mr. Beast.
Okay, thank god, thank god, thank god, thank god, actually, I got him gone.
I'm out of my mind.
Now.
So, this would be my last pick in my team.
I'm going to go.
What's that?
What's that?
Okay, okay.
You're going to win this battle, hopefully. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.
Oh.
Um, um, um.
I have my hood you choose, here.
For me.
Oh, fuck. We'll be fine.
How is you?
We'll be fine. We got the best team on the board, boys.
Probably
Bruce Lee, I don't know
Maybe
What is that sound I'm hearing?
Yeah, this is winning team guys. It is winning team
What is this sound? It's an Alamo jungle. What's the man fucking brainwaves, bro?
Watch your fat ass subs, will you?
What's up?
What are you doing?
Shutty.
How do I turn off front requests?
That's what it is.
Hey, guys, give me like two seconds.
Give me like two seconds.
Give me like two seconds.
I'll be back.
Ron, don't be weird.
Just add them.
Put your ass up, dude.
All right.
And does no one want to be my friend?
Have one?
No, Ron.
My pick is Russell, my pick is Russell.
Okay.
That is my team.
That is my team, baby.
Hey guys, what's going on?
Who the fuck is Jordan?
Who is that?
That's so bad boys.
I have picked the wrong one.
Oh god, I picked the wrong one.
I have picked Jordan.
Bro, whoever that was,
can you let me put a life top fucking red end up in this quarter?
God, pick the wrong one.
I'm a peak. Hey, wait, pick have mine. I'm a peak. I'm a pig. They're saying mood is a great pick.
I heard that as well.
I heard that as well.
Snapnap.
I'm not mood eyes.
Great thing.
Snapnap.
Snapnap.
Lock it.
Oh no.
That's not his internment.
You got.
What's your pick?
Um, okay so I got a rinse.
For rinse as she was, he does have some dog shit.
I was thinking the same thing.
These guys.
You guys hear that?
No, I don't.
These make dollars five dollars Walmart microphone.
You guys have this is what people listen to all day on their dreams. Okay, so I think this is an easy pick
You know what I'm saying? What do they do?
Everyone seems to love being here. What are we doing?
Everyone's been super supportive. Yeah, everyone keeps saying yo, I'm hyped to be on your team. I'm hyped to be on your team. Yeah
I bet I bet
So honestly
Have good chemistry with Bradley Martin too. Don't forget that
He already kicked by you.
He won Jimmy, Gen G, and he's not in the tournament either.
The thing is, let's do some math here, right?
You want Devil Ims, so do I.
I pick Foosball, soil is gonna pick Greek, and Greek kinda has, he's got some like,
I cannot let it go on Los's team.
I cannot let it go on Los's team.
Well Jim said your team is the scariest one to play against, really?
Tyler wanted to.
No way.
I'm trying to take care of it.
We can actually say that, can you actually say that for real, geez?
Well, title one steam is done.
For Rizzo, for Rizzo?
I wouldn't worry about that.
For Rizzo, that's his own ass.
Yeah, Jinx, you got some nerve, man.
We got a...
Why did you know it was a connect four, bro?
What's going on?
Really?
What would you pick if you were on my shoes?
We got a Rizzo scene.
What do you think I would say?
We got me, no way, Timmy, Sonny, and Beast.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What does Greek play?
I don't know.
No, yeah, take Greek up.
Take me, bro, take Greek.
If I was like 15 more seconds, I'm just really good bro. What kind of like this wrong in that list
Have any of them played a game at like a professional
Since one trick bro, don't pick it what game was Greek pro
Because my lunch or the discord if I can leave something
Let's just get out of here. Why are we even here?
Not my challenge.
You guys have to get out of here.
I'm just gonna go to my team, right?
Where should we stay in the draft?
Should we go to the team?
I'm gonna choose foosball.
Let's go.
Lock it.
Zoio, you're up.
Is she hyped?
Is she gonna be hyped?
How long?
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
I'm gonna be in all these
Wait what's mean just be glad I don't get it. What does it mean?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are you a minion?
Hey, she's crying?
What's really these teams right here?
What are these teams?
She's crying cause I chose her.
These are the finalized teams.
These are the guys that still are picking.
Do we actually have the best team?
Is that actually the best team?
Is that actually the best team for Syzm?
For Syzm?
All right, soil.
Go, go, go.
I think Zoyle's team has already done something.
I think Zoyle's team has already done something.
I think Zoil's team is already done.
I want to do a trick.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait for what?
There is no trades, guys.
Hold on now, hold on now.
We already rigged this contest.
What kind of trade are we talking about?
What kind of trade are we talking about?
I'll rate one of them.
Oh, that's pretty...
I
Just give me
Yo, can I look for us to trade bro? I don't think anyone on my team likes me, bro. We'll take you rod
Alright for my last pick let me get moota
There's only Archey and Greek are the last two players. I mean brother is that your smart you should I care?
Yeah, I'm obviously angry. Come on. Yeah
Archey unranked, but he knows the pace it hold on
Are you sure about this?
Whoever gets Archey is actually dead in the water
fucking lose automatically.
Why is she saying those basics are right?
That should be a captain right there.
I'm fucking cocked.
I gotta Google how to play this game.
Oh, she's hunting a hideous mind.
Alright, now I got it.
Open the game firstly.
Open the game firstly.
How to get into a lot of games.
We lost the pollings.
Just get lucky.
Are you kidding me?
Did that just happen?
Challengers.
All challengers.
Oh my god, they're so fucking dead.
Tyler one is gonna be raging this entire tournament.
And then the other challenger clicking the time once you've ever done that.
I was playing the game.
Basically, you're gonna log on to the game, play top left.
After clicking play top left, there's gonna be a list of options you could see.
You need to click custom game, and then join custom game, okay?
And then that would drop down a menu with a whole bunch of lobbies, the name of the
lobby and the lobby password.
have to be on every lobby lobby by the way and and you will find the name of the lobby and then
you put in the password and you're doing it. Wait, I forgot the name. Do you have that by
the way? I don't know. It's okay guys. The uh the challenges the challenges. Introducing Sanktron.
Okay, there's so much going on my fucking screen. I'm going to create bracket and
random
I don't want uh, can I get an account is that possible? Yep
How do I turn a custom game begin?
So I'm good to go in on legal edging, Frank.
Yes.
Load in, like load in the week.
Yeah.
Good luck.
You enjoyed it.
What do you want?
Put up whenever they in nice.
The Pia team is cooked.
Yeah, we got a good team.
We got a good team, boss.
We got a good team, boss.
I know we've never really been this far, but I just want to say that you say you take care of Mr.
Jinxie.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Yo, bro, Pina, how old are you, you fucking ass?
Is that okay?
I go, I don't tell you that.
You know, you have to, I have to.
No, it's a secret.
It's a secret.
It's a secret.
It's a secret.
It's a secret.
How old are you?
Oh, a secret.
Oh, a secret.
Oh, a secret.
Okay, got you.
Okay.
So, Pina, are you in the main lobby?
4,000 years old.
Yes.
I can see the play button at the top left.
Okay, once you're in the play button,
you should see summoner's rift 5v5, all of that.
Yep.
Top right, since you are not gonna be the one hosting,
just join custom.
Wait.
And then there's gonna be a whole bunch of lobbies.
Yeah.
When your game is created,
the challengers are gonna put the lobby name
and the password in general.
But nobody knows who they're playing yet,
so you're not gonna know.
But that's how it'll work.
And then you'll go and find it, find games, search whatever it is, click on it, and then
you'll enter the password and you join.
Okay, boss, okay.
So have us for right now, just stand on Joe and custom, yeah, correct?
She later, but you guys aren't doing anything yet.
See you guys, thank you, goodbye.
Have a good one, have a good one, boys.
Love you, love you, bye.
Hello, everybody!
Hello, Peanut.
Hello, there he is.
Hello, Peanut.
Ah, are you guys ready to win?
Let's go.
win it all I will give you all one million dollars
that was that was a lie that's why oh the lambo guinea maybe
I'm just one lamble for fruiting me.
No private jet.
I told you it's a chance I'm going to be reading it out.
Just putting it out there.
Well, after this, I'm going to film with these guys that
are in a grocery store.
And if they eat everything inside,
they want a million dollars.
How many people is that?
If they die of a heart attack, can one of us have it?
There's four people in there.
If they all have heart attacks, can we have it?
The grocery store yeah the grocery store. Oh, oh sure fuck. Yeah. Oh my god. I want to go to stores
Maybe I would play with playing. I think everybody's playing first. I think yeah, yeah
We're brilliant your bracket, I'm gonna pull it up real quick. You guys see that the gentle Ted
Yeah
We're facing team Joel who's up. Let me see who's on that team that is
Joel sneaky poke Ludwig arrow
Okay, that should be
Pretty right. I think the library is a fiddle sticks or to pick ever just been fiddle sticks
Can you still take the money?
I love the way you speak, Magic Hand.
Who is the challenger in here?
No way?
No way.
No way.
Can you host the game?
I can, yes.
Yo, Team Peanut, just jumping in here to say the bracket is randomized and you guys
have your opponents.
Best of luck to you guys.
Can we go get Zlockteams first?
Yeah.
I think the bracket is randomized.
Hey, GC.
GC, what's our prize if we win?
Do we all get a million dollars?
Yeah.
I do not all get a million dollars, but you guys do get a gift and subs courtesy of Jixi
Okay, so you guys will be playing team Zoil, okay
And then no, I'll you show me kid. Oh, wait. Oh, you got
It's not the in-game game and the password and then just post it in general and I'll let you know
You see kids swap us and have us face lots of team
Because if I just it's gonna fuck it is a random bracket
They will be facing raw to see back there after we meet join a place
I don't know if you guys saw lots of even those guys. Those guys are done
What?
Yeah, you guys are dead for it.
Peanut.
What's up?
How do we call you, bird?
Peanut?
How do you address?
Peanut?
Baster?
Peanut?
Bird?
Peanut?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
P?
And you're you're gonna be pretty garbo. What was that true? No, I play I played the last week
So far, I actually saw the team of lips
So you can play like freakin and you can cut so you have some prior mobile experience, right?
Um, I mean I played like five games of
League like ten years ago, but that was about it. Yeah
Okay, I really look pretty good. Thanks, boss. Thank you, boss. Wait, well, I don't why I
use my like Age of Empires and stuff like that a little bit too. All right, that should
be fine. Oh, Don of War Dark Crusade. You're playing Don of War Dark Crusade? Come on, I'm
I don't play any other games
I'm so sorry
It's a tough life out here man
I never left your household
Why in the right lobby?
Oh shit, I'm hosting lobby?
I'm hosting the lobby
No way it's hosting
I see your username.
P-NOT.
AJ133.
Okay.
I've been doing this one.
What?
You shouldn't say the password.
Wait, what?
What?
That's not a password.
The name is P-NOT versus soil.
No, no, no, no.
That's your summer name.
P-NOT with B.
So P-NOT.
P-NOT.
Yeah.
Wait, I am in the wrong one.
Sorry.
I'm not a native English speaker.
Ah.
What?
I see.
I see.
I say and then the probably noticed the accent right?
Yeah, what what I did?
Slide give away
Putting that out. I would have never known. Hey, yeah
We're where you writing this password that you put in a it's the general chat
But I can also wait I can put it in our team chat as well. I think yeah
Yes, it's three four five eight seven six
Yes, exactly
perfect yeah yeah it's in the team
shadows well so there we go I'm not
seeing a game name called oh wait a
mind I see be that okay no way which
side is better
I mean it depends if you have a priority
I want to be the one where we don't have
to like scroll down like going down you
know I mean yeah that's why you want the
blue side because you look upwards right
yeah I want to look up so
the way out. Thank you. Thank you DJ. It doesn't like fancy a counter pick on top. That would
be me. I believe I ever played top but I assume it doesn't matter for me. All right. I was
about to play any lane except for jungle. Yeah, you're playing top like in our calculations.
You're playing top and then Mr Beast or Sonny will use top next time when you say calculations
at the same time. We don't have time to waste on this team. It's time to win.
Oh yeah, sure. We're talking the process. Yes boss.
Wait, so Mr Beast, do you want to play ADC or do you want to play jungle?
I'll just do whatever.
Can I have too much feed?
But that's not the confidence when you need to make like a clear call in League of Legends.
And you are the...
Okay, put me bot! And I will carry this team on my back.
Let's go.
I'm alive, boy.
Okay, let's do this thing
It's using it's using it's using
The bands they're gonna most likely like
Listening to us for their bands wait. Oh someone should spy on them
their discord and meet up and see they don't notice me okay?
Yeah, they're jungler, they're jungler plays.
Let's tell what you find.
Okay, okay, I'll put it back, I'll put it back.
Wait, you can't ban if, um, if it's like the only champion.
You hear a character's name, fucking write it down.
Is that the game?
I think.
So we're pre-banning, right?
The format's weird.
He gets in here.
So guys, who's, who, who are we picking?
Who do you think we should pick guys?
What does that sentence even mean?
What characters do you think we should pick, guys?
guys what peanut I would go with I think vise a good pick you're from by yeah
poke what are you what are you choosing Jerry Jerry Jerry oh Jerry's good yeah
yeah okay alright thanks guys okay man have a good one hey you too bro that's
that hard like a movie you just run into them you pose a Jerry and as long as
everyone stunned i mean the carries will do something okay okay did you did you gather
any intel i got i got it was it was hose and jerry hose uh hose and jerry this is the picking
hose hose and jerry can you go back over to their lobby uh nut and tome to join the freaking game
okay mr beast first of all you have to change your quest to ad carry that's quite a problem
uh oh my god this is so wrong that's sunny
I want to be a nut.
How do I change my name?
Mr. Nut.
Mr. Nut.
No, not me.
Confusion, guys.
Yo, DJ Buster Nut.
That's me.
He could be no way than nut.
Oh, wait, how do I lose my mr. Beast username? Yeah, no, no, no, you don't because if they have numbers after everybody can like a hundred guys in that mr. Beast's name
If you have any and a hashtag one or actually anyone that's like oh, yeah, yeah
Mm-hmm. Oh, you do you do have the original. Oh you guys. Oh, then I wouldn't change this in right. How rare I'm sure right
We'll just give it back to someone from riot. Just
Just hold it
I cannot change my name on the thread account I feel like, certainly.
It doesn't work.
I could be the nut as well.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Can you do it from the leak line or do you have to go online?
I think you would have to reset your game too.
Yeah.
It's quite complicated.
And you also have to lock in over like the home page where...
Okay!
Let's talk champion pool!
FAST!
FAST!
There's no time to dilly-dally now, so we have Timmy in mid, that guy is cracked.
So our win condition is, Timmy is gonna win us the game with some sort of AD pick most likely.
We got AD.
He says he's comfortable on it.
I can do, let me just tell you my example and then you can pick which one you want.
I want to see Nafiri from you, that's what I want to see.
Take it there, take it there, Jav.
And the Fury, I've never played this game.
I've always been pretty stressed out.
Yeah, I've never played this game.
The viewers go spam the people who are in our lobby streams
to join our freaking lobby so we can play before tomorrow rolls around.
Yeah, you tell them, you tell them.
You seem a little bit stressed with your flight coming up.
I wanna play League! It's been an hour and five minutes!
I wanna fucking play video games!
I'm seeing it. I haven't played this since I was like a long time ago
This means I would say if you do have prior obligations and you do have to dip we do have
Hudge as a replacement just FYI. Yeah, I just gonna stop it for me. Hopefully we can get two games in before then
Okay, so like the big part is I know Ludwig is one of the platform he's playing Amumu
and Fiddlestick.
So we will ban Fiddlestick and first pick Amumu so Ludwig is already gone.
Okay, so let's focus on the other guys real quick.
Check some champion pools and then we're gonna look through them
They might be smart
Maybe they they picked something up and then they've been a mumo and then we we still have your Diana because comfort is actually very important
So if you if you don't you
Just don't
Just pick whatever floats your boat, it's it's the best we can do I used to do a mumo and Evelyn
Then we can pick Evelyn as well. You can be sneaky and just one-shot some of the carries.
I never played Malphite jungle, but I didn't play Malphite as long, and I know he's okay with jungle right now, right?
He's good in jungle right now.
No way, your sister is on rank. I thought you were good.
Yeah, I'm an EU player, right? So I play with really high things on an NA account.
Oh, gosh, okay. Oh, you live in Europe, huh? Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Oh, we're doing well here. What is that? Sorry. All right, guys.
Let's win this game. Let's do this thing. Okay. Lock it in.
I'm over there, right? I'm getting some negative vibes here.
I'm from the great United States of America, buddy.
Hey
Like triangle shape right now that's just that's just a visitor. No, no for Americans. Yeah, how many how many flying Doritos do you have?
Yeah, maybe we'll come over later. They go for the whole spot type shit see our feeling
I'll let you down, I'm feeling it.
Okay, let's focus up again.
Alright, alright.
Okay, so no one of them has any informations on their account.
This is not OP.
Oh yeah, I only know Ludwigs.
I don't know, well do you know about Sneaky?
Well, yeah, he's an AD carry man who posts pictures of himself in a very revealing outfit.
You should use that knowledge to our advantage.
Yes, you should use that knowledge to our advantage.
Guys, what if we just ask our chats what these guys pick?
I'm sure they know.
Oh, so you're saying we just cheat and ask your chat.
Hell yeah!
Because they know everything.
Yeah!
I'm sure that none of your viewers would leak that.
That's what we were doing and no one on Twitter would be mad about us doing that at all.
Yeah, everything was fine.
Oh no, someone on Twitter is gonna get mad at me, guys.
Get the breasts on the line.
I found the sky's blue with Star Witness Zeds.
I think we're doing fine.
We're trying to play on speaking, he plays everything.
I'm not sure, are we allowed to start?
Does it go or do we wait?
Or do we need somebody in spectators or?
I don't know.
Vi said all games are good to start in chat.
Oh, he said all games will go at once.
Oh, OK.
They put a sword in here and here that was not invited.
Jack's Peter.
You see that down at the bottom?
It says he was not invited.
Jack's Peter.
Yes.
Oh, should we kick him out?
It's one of these players not one of the like it's one of the enemy team missing.
Mr. Captain, Mr. Peanut.
Could you ask them real quick if in if all of them are here?
I'll go ask them.
It's as if they're ready.
We see.
Yes.
Hey, guys.
Guys, um, we are you guys all ready to go?
Yeah. Yeah. Ready. Ready. Okay.
So, okay. All right. Okay.
I see you guys. You sound nervous.
Are you ready to be nervous?
You give me a see how the
you swim bullets, bro.
You know, what the fuck are we doing?
I have no idea how to play this fucking game.
Well, good luck with that.
I see you guys.
They're ready. They're ready.
Yeah, and then just goes it.
They are ready. Yeah.
They're ready. They're ready.
They're ready. All right.
Let's do this
Let's do this!
Woo! By the way, this is a one win tournament
of whatever it's called, boys, so if you lose this game, we're out!
We're done! We're done for, boys! We are done for! We're out of here!
It's not.
Thanks, Ebroke League!
I mean, he's doing a lot of good for the league scene, I guess.
There's so many new players popping off.
Yeah, I just broke my tab.
It's it's getting me out of I gonna lock it. I can look at retirement and get me back to playing
So yeah, it's funny because it's like the difference because didn't clash real like reject him
And there's a huge thing but we get league leaning in and giving them I did see that kind of stuff
I didn't even didn't even say something about that. I forgot I
Don't I don't follow whatever that is. I just remember people were mad that like they didn't give him credit
And so it's cool to see like a game actually leaning into one of his tournaments
Yeah, that's actually really good.
I don't know why the game doesn't start to be bonus.
Do you think it's because I'm low priority Q?
Yeah, I really appreciate JC for doing 5-11.
My game crashed, I couldn't make it back on time.
Put this together, put this together.
I really appreciate JC for doing 5-11 and put this together.
Okay, and I think this lobby might be blocked.
I think we have to reopen.
No, we got never to have a minute.
Not gonna happen, pal.
Not gonna happen.
I shouldn't be in any like, ready check there.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Don't forget 411.
I'll never forget 411.
I'll never forget 411.
Tell me to tell you that.
Tell me to tell you that.
I will never forget 411.
You want me to play Zed?
Oh, it's 411.
I'll buy 11.
I'm not gonna play Zed.
There's a little chance that it's not.
There's a little chance that it's not.
It's 80 minutes, right?
Okay, then I'll just do that.
Zed is also extremely strong.
all the people from mr. Bees grocery store in town
that's really like don't like listen to me
I just go in the cardiac arrest safely and don't die
so that I get the grocery store
it's better to do an AP than AP then
speed keepers and speed
I'm leaving how you spell that word
oh you can go APS but it depends on her
you know she wants to play his T-Mole then we need 80 stars
awesome threat. We don't I've got a random guy that I'm playing. I can't say it out loud.
Okay, okay, okay. Random guy, but is it an 80 or an AP guy? I'm gonna type it in the team chat
right here. You ready? Okay, just a new game by the way. I'm hiding it. I'm hiding it. There's
a new game. We don't play this one. I open on your one. It's no way. We'll let that guy don't
Don't say that on don't say that. Oh my god
What oh my god, oh
You're gonna play Darius, I really hope they don't ban him
Beast oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh, but you can get five in a little shit. Oh
My goodness, yo, bro, you already know
it's literally you okay how's the game looking we stress struggling there's
like some bugs right now we cannot the lobby is not going off yeah I we wish to
do we see a pathway but there are bends right it's tournament draft that's the
correct mode? No, I would have to regular draft. Oh wait what? They said uh there's six. Like I said
regular draft pick but you each team captain must agree on six champion bands
that neither team can play. Is that verbal? I think that's verbal. Okay then we have to reopen
again because this lobby has 10 bans right and normal draft i think is 3
i come when i find
game challenge impossible this is uh this is not going well yes this is not going well at all
I don't know what's going on.
No, that's gonna be a no. I don't know what happened. I think this one was a little bit too easy, yeah?
So this is right
yesterday
Mr. Nuts, yeah, yeah, which I
remember
When you were gonna be in a video could we talk about that or oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, well, well, I yeah, but I decided not to come because I don't like my house
Yeah, which honestly, I was more surprised when you like considered it like I
But I also don't like leaving my house
No, I really I believe I really I think I told my boys I was invited
But I never ended up going because which I had some purse just have
Yeah, of course it comes up. It's nothing deal. I just like come just if somehow you did make it
Could you describe what you would have wore?
I would have been the the battlefield six
See outfit your time on
I'll put on for my shit. I would wear that too. Well, that's just me. I'm not wearing anything. Oh
Yeah, I just have to attach the phantom legs and the phantom arms
So I should get around also wear like a giant peanut costume. I am I am a peanut
Yeah, I'm also down to where a giant peanut costume at the video. That's that's that's that's that's that's a little racist
So his costume is in your culture
What is the new thingy
Five it's in the general chat good sir. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Alright, no way. Do you want to miss your AP? AP mid?
So it depends on our sir on the top lane right? Yeah yeah.
I mean out of the mall, which one do you want? I can do lads, echo.
I mean, echo can summon really early, so if you're playing against a weaker mid laner you should go echo for sure.
just use them so hard
otherwise it's okay, we're going to eat today, and we can also do styles
we can also do rage-en
that's really good, there's a ton of good art form and stuff
yeah, or a syndrome
I'm going to stop sipping immediately
I'm going to stop sipping immediately
okay, we can go right?
I'm going to stop sipping immediately
oh wait, basically you got to change your uh...
yeah, it's literally glitch and it won't let me
so
what the hell?
Each update
Maybe it's telling me that Zoil is declining. It's it's soil again, and then it backs the lobby so soil has some sort of problem with this
I'm gonna take that as a soil forfeit
Yeah, I should be kind of with my default I
Why does Vice keep saying games are ready to start, all games will go out once, what does that mean?
Are they doing it on the back end?
I don't know.
Wait, what is going on?
I mean something is wrong with Soil because it was twice his PC third.
Elizabeth, can you try to change your role again?
He's starting to shoot you hopefully.
That's a huge concern as well, there's like roll quests now, it's a new system.
And if you don't have the right roll assigned, you're just fucked from the beginning.
Alright, well I'll leave and rejoin.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but you have to.
What the fuck is, there's roll fucking quests now?
There's quests now, yes.
And if you're on the main, you will progress them fast.
Yeah, it just doesn't work.
Right, I'm sorry.
Can you fix this?
This is so strange. What is going on you can't switch your role mr. Beast
No, it literally only gives me top lane as an option. Wait, what what if I change my let me see if I
Well, I guess I had to be top lane. Maybe you can go into like a
Here I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna leave and then switch it where
My role is the only open one that I'll redraw. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sure this is what right intended
just restart the client one maybe it's a little rusty right you didn't play
no I restarted it I literally just restarted it okay then your PC is
really quick okay then well I have to know out of my wits here wait just put
me as top again was oh my goodness what is going on what is going on what are
Mr. Bees just was the lobby then
Yeah, sure
Because he cannot like like the role gets out of select
And Q as a carry what the hell is going on?
Yeah, I'll try to decline the queue you can swap roles in the champ select
I'm getting worthy you can swap roles in the champ select
Yes, but then you have to take a to carry brown peanut. What was your lead?
But you changed change change the bottom lane and then inside you guys were just swap
Okay, let's do that then but I'm not sure if that works in
Guys that are top ladies walls, they're dealing with this issue. It looks like as well
They are fine for me. They are fine. Oh, I see we're player and joy lies both top lane
Wait, never mind. It's just crush the server. Never mind. It's just the box that the box Jinxie
You have too many people play league
Stop being so clouded Jinxie and tell him you tell him the business. Yeah
But he's I've just pulled up a stream. He's already playing
Oh fuck.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are a little bit down on a delay here.
Peanut, peanut, peanut, can you swap to the bottom?
Uh, swap to the bottom?
Yes.
Yeah.
Uh, I, I, I, how do I do that?
I can't, I can't.
You can't click your thing?
You click on the, like, the little icon with where your role is selected.
Oh, I see, okay, got it.
Swap to bottom, got it.
And then you move there to the bottom.
Yes, exactly.
And I'm not sure if we can swap inside, we will have to find out, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
okay okay okay we're gonna go in and then me and mr. b's gonna swap right yeah i guess yeah we
we gotta try we're gonna try yeah i'm not sure if it works i don't think it does
let's try really quick
try to go in
and it's back we're going in we're going in we're going in
Do you think it's because you're in a different region? Like maybe because you're the lead?
Even though it's in an aircon, right?
Oh my god. Oh, I got bot. I got bot.
Yo, wait hold up.
Go back to bot.
Pina, whoa, you have a guy in your chat named Crystar who said scroll down when trying to switch and it worked.
Whoa, what's the problem?
Try that?
Bro, no way, no way.
Why do I have to scroll?
Can you give Zoyle the lead?
If he's the one that's being declined,
maybe if he starts it, it's fine.
Give him the lead.
That's all right.
Whoa.
You technology.
Crystar, I'm gonna give you $1 million.
Oh, shit.
It's happening, it's happening.
Soil is like always shown an error message like you now we gave him lead and he has to try to start a game
You give him the they said you're so lead because what do you think about what do we say here for the 30 minutes? We guys like I
Think that'd be freakin awesome
I mean
I cannot give him the crown
James
I cannot give anyone the crown though, what the scum
I think he's gonna make a lobby
He's gonna make a lobby
Okay then let's just
Is there any way to turn off friend of guys?
Apparently I must have leaked my name
It is, it is, it is, it is
You can go on the top right
There's like this little spinning wheel
Spinning wheel?
And then there
Check really quick
notifications and then click allow game invites from different friends maybe I'm
getting I'm getting friend requests to span yeah but friend requests are filled
at 50 like hop cap so it's gonna stop soon I usually I usually leave my name
new lobbies up only my name in general oh wait oh you have to go to chat and
friends and then show me new friend requests and then you have to like change the
I hope I'm not the guy who's like the problem here
on my screen it was in Zoyle. Yeah it was in Zoyle for me as well.
Can I have one of them?
Guys can everybody send me a final question?
and fill out my inbox.
I don't know how to leave my name, how do I leave my name?
We try. Oh there we go.
Guys can you guys send me a bunch of final questions fill out my inbox.
Is it not going?
Pardon me.
It's not looking good.
Good
Maybe so it doesn't have vengar or something
Even for the two yes, you do
You're on it
Some faulty installation or something
so it doesn't let him into game or he doesn't have like the anti cheat from
riot maybe there must be like some problem there what is soil is cheating
what he has hacks installed and it's detecting it I true I mean you might
might be on to something yeah normally in this situation we are
automatically qualified for the next round I'm just gonna say it quick so I'll
discover from his end when you guys are in the game he only sees two people
in the game yeah it's working for all other nine yeah exactly so we're gonna
have them switch a chance judge we determined that we should just get a
pass to the next yeah I agree that's just a lucky draft for them you know me
yeah the only better he's gonna log into another account
And we're gonna see if we can get it going.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Sorry, everybody.
But if you can't, you know, just keep that in mind.
Sorry, boys.
Yeah.
We'll get it in a second.
We're all here.
We'll be there.
Ready to go.
We'll be there in a moment now.
It's kind of really late here.
It was pretty late.
What time is it for you?
It's like, uh, it's 12, like, soon 12 p.m.
That's all, like...
You're at League of Legends.
You're starting to get this game.
Midnight.
Oh
12 a.m. It's midnight 12 a.m. It's midnight. Yeah. Yeah
I don't know how it works. Yeah, I'm really confused with all of the American thingies. It's the foots the acres
Yeah, foots acres freedom type shit
You should treat something bad about your king, what about that? You think huh? I don't think you can do that actually
make it like that, that's crazy, no bro, you can't say that when I arrest you when you go to the UK.
Where is your soil guy? I'm trying to game.
Come on, man. We gotta be fine. We're almost into the game.
almost everything will be fine everything will be fine so we still we have like a
really good plan what do you guys think about the third man here in this
one so I was thinking like a certain plan I will not say out loud I will write
in the discord.
Okay.
In the team chat?
Yes, in the team chat.
Alright.
I'll be honest.
You know what's best.
Just tell us what to do.
I mean, you don't see the
adc, you don't see the
accounts on them. So it's really difficult, right?
Because
they have like the riot accounts with like zero games
play. There's no way.
abbreviations and league of legends terms. I have no idea what the fuck you just typed
on there. I got you. I got you. Okay. I'll put that normal talking to her. Oh, um, Timmy
will translate. Translate for me. Put some freedom units behind him. I got you. I got
you. Put that shit in miles. Put that shit in miles, man. But how many hours do you have
is that
Exactly
It would be very interesting to see what myth picks. Maybe you can like
Like you can get rid of miles or something for you. I don't know what's going on
I'm not a lot of boys. I'm not going to click. I don't I don't know what's going on
But we're trying to get in there. We promise
We're playing...
Guys we can pass this, we basically have a guaranteed win on the second one.
I'm not even joking.
We win.
We can either run team or watch the team.
If we can get past this first match, we're good to go.
I mean, Lex is like, do you want to take it away?
If it's all to play, we should.
They literally only play Lex.
Then we ban Lex.
Oh that's very good.
Yeah, and then I don't think Zoran really matters, because he doesn't play.
Yeah, guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, even Timmy's description didn't really spell it out for me.
I really just see the names of the characters we're banning.
That's it.
That's all we're talking about right now.
Okay, okay.
Honestly, it would help even better if you said,
Pina, this is who you're banning specifically.
That would help.
Okay, I will do that.
Don't swear in game.
Thank you.
Wait, I
Wait, it's the first game start 30 minutes ago
Is this draft?
I'm excited, I'm excited!
And I've never seen like a normally draft
To be honest
Okay, alright, within I'll just assign everything
Okay, so Peanut, you ban
You're gonna ban, uh, little six
And then, um, let's see
Two Bs
Wait, do we...
I'm actually like can I just like talk about another problem if mr. Beast has to take his flight in like half an hour
What the fuck do we do?
Yeah
We're going hutch might just have to jump in
So sorry for yourself. We're the hell in Zoila
I'm trying to
The other guys are almost finished
They're like jeeps he's like 15 minutes into his game, and he's gonna be pissed if they have to just sit around and wait
They're gonna be pissed as fuck yeah, they're gonna have to wait around for us to finish I
Mean every minute we're waiting five guys. You sit there waiting for us to finish. I don't know we gotta get in there
So it's got it
We gotta get in there
There's gonna be 30 streamers who are gonna have to sit and wait for 25 to 30
Oh my goodness
Don't ask am I at 30 guys wait for the finish. I don't know. Oh my god. It must be a name everything by the book
Okay, you guys are stressing for nothing with everything by the book. We're just giving so you're just you're stating that it's their fault not ours
Let me go over there and ask him what the hell is going on
We're good to go. We're good to go. Sorry for the delay. You have to reset his computer and then he is able to start now
Okay
How do you know?
Because you want he wasn't able to go in the practice pool the first time
What the hell is going on over here?
It should be working now. I'm a piece of my PC. I don't know why okay. All right. Okay
All right, okay. All right
That's the blood out there gentlemen. Thank you. You're gonna need it
See you guys
Like we're not supposed to be in there is a list there's a list of
of for you there was a list of um there's like a uh yeah a challenge at full so see those
those are the players or those are the characters that you can use um i'm talking about bands
in terms of like if i want to i think we should just play because everyone's gonna be waiting
out of this because mr b says to go guys guys guys let's at least get one gaming come on let's
Yeah, just get it. Just get the game in
Then you and the other challenger or both team captain happens can agree on if there is any
Bands in the game because some people are doing no bands. Let's just do no bands
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Guys tell them there's no bands. Fuck it. No bands. No bands. We're going in. We're going in. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Okay, I'm saying no way is declining the ready trick
What?
Yeah, no way
Oh my god, yeah, I can start games normally
Okay
We don't need no challenge. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, no way. Did you just swap it?
The same thing. Same thing.
He needs to swap it out.
Now they're missing a guy.
Oh, my God.
Fuck!
Stop training games normally.
We're in soil right now.
OK.
Yeah, no way.
Now I think you're the issue because you left and then the game started.
So I know I'm the issue, but I don't know why I'm the issue.
Rescuer your client, I guess.
What's up?
What's up?
Zoyle, reset his T2 and one.
Come on, man.
Take him to that.
Come on.
You can try another one.
Fire!
Zoyle to both.
The hell is going on?
We'll just admit you're hacking and you have cheats installed.
Get up to bed, right?
What if no way and Zoyle joined the game and then we start the game?
What if we just put in Zoyle there, Challenger?
No, he's ironed.
Fuck!
Wait, what?
No way you have to join the way you have to join tell their challenger to leave me
so challenge it let's you know you have to reset no challenge at the client once
and after I reset the client and I just gonna restart my like
crazy idea no challenge
that's not a best shot this is right game guys all right I'm gonna go to the
bathroom. You hear that? Maybe
if you give me any subs, give
me a set. You know, right? I
feel like you owe everyone here.
100 subs. That's very that's
very unappreciated about you.
So, I'll be taking your 100
Hmm. Real show. Real show. Real show. Real show.
Um...
A humble of you.
Yes, thank you. Thank you.
What's that? Yeah, what? What's that?
So, let's play a game. If someone offered you a million dollars, would you show your face?
It seems to my face.
Okay, but would you peel the skin back of the peanut?
If someone offered you a million dollars, would you peel the skin off your face?
If I in this context if I was you probably not no
It's torture me live on stream when we put the cock and ball torture chamber. I know
Doodalate myself for dollars cheese Louise miss me
People have been persecuted for far too long
I'm not going to be the one.
But like you're committed.
You're committed.
Yo, right?
Also, just gave you 28 subs.
Oh, she's a...
No way!
Hey!
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Not to be that guy right, but we said a hundred, not 20.
I have to be that guy.
I'm humble of you.
I hope he's taking his second hundred subs as well.
I
Show you what the fuck is going on
Okay, um if mr. Beast has to leave then hutch can get this shit
Let's go start it
So what if their team is missing?
Yeah, just start and see if it works here, please.
Or missy a guy.
It doesn't matter, we're just trying to see if the account is working so you can be in
the spot.
Yeah, because otherwise they have to restart completely, I think.
I guess the rider can't be back because it's like working for everyone else right doesn't make a lot of sense
please just work man
oh shit oh shit oh shit are you putting in these words?
I have to beat no bands right?
I have to get actually
no bands
the guy peed you just want to beat
you don't have to go
wait oh I don't have 12 seconds to pick my champion?
what the fuck?
no no no
Oh, okay. Got you. Got you.
Alright, everyone had banned, actually no one banned. No one banned. No one bans. No one bans.
Well, can I, we just banned someone no one played. It's like, you can ban literally none.
Oh, I should first pick most likely. You know, just for clarification,
you can have Hutch, Hutch can sub in if Mr. Beast has to leave.
Okay. If in one. All right. Yeah. Good to go. Okay. We're gonna need him.
Got. Okay. You know, I thought we were playing at Fortnite.
It's gonna be a two-hour timer at Florida Impalach.
This is the shroomer life.
It's always late.
I'm a YouTuber.
It's time to win, boys!
Goddamn it!
Great choices, great choices.
Let's see if we can win without them.
Best guys.
First, we should first pick a Momo because otherwise we have to.
Yes, yes, we should first pick a Momo.
Okay, then take a Momo first.
Because I have to be alive, alive, alive, alive.
And we gotta go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
We're gonna go right out.
the right side right side
and we got to go right out
no
guys
I only have Qo
you gotta don't go P
don't leave your setup Perk peanut
don't leave
guys guys I have to re-
hold in the piss
you have to re-pick my guy
you hold it in
please hold it in
no you have to re-pick
or we're gonna have to go through all this over again
okay okay
hey hey
you cannot pick
pike sir
It's hope it's seven. Oh my gosh
So that's
It's misfortune good
To what
But you're out in a few or do you want
We flashed him, what is the other one?
No, no, you take your set, sir. You take your set.
Because you can play.
Do I have to do runes?
You have to do the two runes, yes.
They look like the alternated runes are really good.
Oh, TP? Oh, heck yeah, perfect.
You can take the first strike one for example, and then you just pick.
I'm getting it, boys, I'm getting it!
You didn't pick, boys.
Bro.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Don't get stressed, don't get stressed
No, hold your piss in!
If you do a joint just then I'll be so annoyed
I'm not going to do it, I'm not going to do it, I'll be back
No, you can't do it
Peel your pants, just pee in them
It's the pressure, it's so important
You just have to like this feeling of pissing your pants is very important as a good league player
like the whole game has to be like a fight against your own urgent
um, question? Should I go electrocute?
or should I go...
um, you should... sorry?
if he goes team or top, I think we need your z
yeah, yeah, buy me some side lane play
and some pressure
yeah, yeah, electrocute
for...
ah, electrocute, okay
or... or first... first like
How aggressive are you as a player?
I'm aggressive.
I'm in the middle of the way right now.
You go first, second, first round.
Then you go cash back second.
You go triple tonal and trade.
Wait, now that we know they're picks,
we know who they were going to pick, so should we pick someone?
Yeah, yeah, let's get this thing.
You go haste and cut on. We cannot alternate picks.
Wait, I don't know what the fuck you just said.
No way, should I choose any runes?
I've never used it ever and I don't know how that works.
Yeah, of course, you should for sure pay attention.
You just might need to take slowly and then we go through all of your rooms.
Okay, okay, I pressed the pencil.
Yes, you got the pencil ready?
Yes, okay, do I choose precision, domination, sorcery, resolve, or inspiration?
You can just go for the, do you see the automated version?
Right?
No.
I can choose the little dash on the bottom though.
So if you go to the next you see like this little room. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see okay good press on that way
And then you take the sign with precision first and resolve secondary
precision first and resolve
I don't see that shit. It does press the attack press the attack is your friend. Yep. Okay, guys guys
Okay, so and are we gonna have a problem with tankiness?
No, no, no, no.
If Timo and I will heal him up, I will heal him up.
I will reduce him.
Yellow and green.
Yellow and green.
I got Timo pressed to auto-attack.
Wait, no, wait, no, wait.
Did I go Axe Arc or should I go Bastionbreaker?
So always, always.
Wait, what's that?
It's a completely broken.
Yeah, I know.
I hope it doesn't really hurt that much anyway, guys.
And that's how the game begins.
That's how the game begins.
It's always the right way.
It helps them move inside the game.
Hey, do you tell me what to buy?
Yes, I will.
I will, sir.
Can you tell all of us what to buy?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Actually, you guys told me there's the other day.
And he was gone.
So there's also one side?
UDG.
Five?
Yes.
You guys can put the other side.
Got it.
Got it.
And then just head to the game.
All right, invade.
Invade.
Let's risk it all right here right now.
Let's go.
What does that mean what you mean you just go and kill him
Whoa million spawn at 30 seconds now yes, it's it's a tick to game now
What the heck happened to the game?
You build these which way which way first which way first to the first to you W
E, B, W, R, E!
The invade path, down to science.
He got it, okay, okay?
You missed the pot, Pima!
You cocky son of a-
What, what'd I do? What'd I do? What'd I do?
You have only one of the pots, but stay, stay, stay, stay,
you fight, you kill, you have a good skin.
Mr. P, stupid, you-
I think you, I think you.
I didn't have RP.
You sure you saw it, I got a lot more of your-
Which one do I choose next? On the abilities?
Oh, but-
You use W, and the next one buys.
You only got it, okay.
fine oh my god this is stressful last sitting it's so stressful
I miss supporting oh my gosh but it's all good all good so what we want to see
right now max e if you can get pressure me can you get us a left towards so we
can get the root of the enemy jungler that's already 269 said who the hell is
Is this a monster talking?
What the hell are you talking about, what are you talking about?
I'm trying to focus, I'm trying to focus!
I hit all chat, I can't...
I honestly...
What should I say? Oh!
Are you in need of assistance?
Don't use your mana so much.
Just focus on the last step, find your tempo.
They are Kailaid in white if they can last with her.
She has like a new assistant pool.
Wait, really?
There is, yes.
Wait, where they turn white if they can't last with her?
Yes, if they turn white you are in last with her.
Oh my gosh, bro, they make this game for 5.
Oh my god.
They are trying to get new players in her, so...
By your best dress to last.
I'm trying real quick
That's the support in your system. I don't need to get like those last hits or not
I am more focused on wording than last thing
I'm so fucking locked in by now
Did I come back?
Nah, I'm done
Oh, okay
Oh no, just get your first couple of flashes in there
Okay
Ow
We cannot fight the crap around bot so I think you will have to reset and take the pot stack up.
Uh, what do you want me to do?
I want you to reset right now, get your items and go to the top crab.
Alright, oh.
He's got ult.
Good sonas here.
Yeah, don't waste your time. Your time is so important for us.
Because we are weak on bot side, top crab should be on bot.
I thought beyondaries or sunfire?
You can go just go for it, just go the other side, go there.
I go full tank after.
Should I go scuttle?
Yes, you should go to the left upper scuttle.
Yep.
And you can check if the one is still there.
Awesome drop on top.
I feel like they're going to try to kill me.
Yeah, nothing here.
Okay, kill them.
I feel like they're going to try to kill me.
I feel like they're going to try to kill me.
Yeah, nothing here.
Oh, I stepped up the last hit, dude.
Yeah.
Just go for the set right now.
Yep.
I got this.
Exactly, and you just check out the whole wave to bomb.
Nothing.
Come back, come back, come back!
Oh yeah, we stay on it.
Use Q, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Use Q, got it, got it, got it.
I'm so close, I'm so close.
I can!
I would have to take like a little reset here, be quick.
Oh you're leaving me?
I guess the challenger support?
Ah you're fine, you will be.
Yes sir.
We're quite leveled up.
They're sitting up in the middle of the road.
I'm just gonna tell you real quick.
Did I keep reading?
Oh shit!
Just try to farm again.
Why didn't you talk to me?
It's enough to shoot.
Farm towards both again.
He has a little window to gain fuel top.
He should farm towards bot again.
Take the retas here.
They move to quacks after it.
They might go drake, they have a lot of purges out there.
Like all their fuel top.
Oh, I think we should have fun again.
No!
A little bit, but we will be fine.
No!
He's playing very intensively.
Push out there and bot needs to be used.
Oh
All right, nocturne will probably go for the turn
We kill these last few guys long ago
All right, I'll go back to go back to going a solid lead of the top lane
I'm cooking I'm cooking right now guys
That's one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one for the Statix ship
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one
In all, in all
Quik, quik, quik, quik, quik, quik, quik, quik
So you go Static ship first for the peanut
And then you go Leandris off
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, which one's the first one?
Static ship
I-I know, I-I-I got three, I'm gonna go with Leandree send
Because I only see three right here
I don't wanna do anything else
That's possible
Yeah, yeah, stop it
Nothing like a good one
So luck them with soon hit six
We have to fall back here but then-
I can let them push first
And I'm getting extra farm like crazy
They are really high elo down here, so we just wait for them to sell them to us
Nocturne is still here
Yeah, Nocturne is barrowing
Did I go for ropes? I mean, uh...
You have to farm, and we might have to defend for right first
Nocturne will soon hit 6
I'm 6
You can always be useful as a player.
Get it down to us!
Just keep the minions right here.
Focus on them.
They can move towards your jungler.
Care a little bit on the resters.
I got a freeze.
I got a freeze.
Oh, I got a guy who's like, he's like, I ain't gave him ever, but I'm like, I got a guy
who's like, I got a guy who's like, I got a guy who's like, I got a guy who's like,
I'm not dying that's kind of a huge thing for me that's kind of a huge thing for me I'm gonna save flash
be careful top, for a little bit
watch out, you can't farm bot
for sure
try to get the gold strafe
noob can map all the way to here
where are you going?
we did clear a little bit from there
but they shouldn't trap you
we're packed to the bot side with possima
we can do this for you Frank
has no sum to pick up
you could we say
we said I said
should be fine you know you have to be here and what
maybe to me you have to come with us they might die for this yeah
I'm good
go go go
we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it
we're doing pretty good but we're no good
I
Guys we don't wait everybody told me I need boots, but I'm just getting me and he said we get boots
You get boots, but if you get the early strike if you want
I'm gonna be like big chest arms. You need to live
I
This wave is not crazy, so we will have to push it out.
Get a watch here.
They might go through here.
Oh my god, I need my ability to stun person.
Damn it.
Try to trade like a little bit.
I'll leave you one team, then I have to go seven.
Next dragon coming out.
Yeah, why?
You're really strong.
Amulma, did you just...
No, Amulma has all.
Yeah, I was gonna go in, guys.
Yeah, you should have.
What the hell?
That would've been easy.
He said he was gonna back.
Uh, yeah.
There's no way we fight right now, but since the normal route Nocturne is dead here, the
Since the number of route Nocturne is dead here, the drake is off the spawner and we need to keep...
Oh, Dingle!
I'll push my way, I have my first fireball.
So as Nocturne they will die for me.
I'm so low, I'm so low, I'm so low.
Should I go towards drake?
Okay, hold on!
Let's go down!
Let's go down.
Let's go down.
I'm going to fight, of course.
Oh, I'm coming down, I'm coming down.
They use a lots of...
Yeah, go, go, go, go bot, go bot, go bot.
I can fight with nocturne.
Go Zona, go Zona, look Zona.
Good
Flash south, we go drag now, go drag now
I have I have no self
Open to what's left Mr.B
What's that air that looks from here?
Watch out, look at that
Here
Oh, I don't know why I just did that, right bud?
Well done
I have to fight
Ok, ok, ok
Did you see me on the ward here?
Did you all with your life when you went to the shoes?
Some confidence!
No way, do I need to put this where it is?
Or switch to the shoes?
They're both really good for you
Oh, nice look man
Very good, very good
It's huge, ok, ok, ok
Very good
We're going for the go-tank
You say what you say?
Stop this, stop this.
Okay, guys, charge with Bootscotch.
Uh, they're on me, son.
Did you just knock?
Uh, watch the doctrine box. Watch the doctrine box.
Alright, then we're done.
There's a really good bolt there, son.
Thank you, thank you.
My only job is the bolt. When can I buy boots?
I can't move though.
Yes!
Nice, Pina, nice.
We did it!
I knew that push was going to run.
I knew that push was going to run.
I put the bunches behind him.
And then I'm like fuck him that fucking jack!
Hey, yeah!
Can I just get by or go mid?
You can push out most likely one more wave after this.
And then we swap you.
Where should I go?
And you will go for the top-press, I know.
Wait, I think they're about to come bot.
Yes, yes, yes, they are. Perfect, perfect.
Very nice spot, dude. Nice one.
and we want to stop Mr. Beast to live now. I'm gonna recall, I'm gonna recall. I'm gonna get some items.
Get some items, get some items, get some items. Poison? That's, that's poison. It's a passive. You can't use it.
You can't, it's a passive, it's a passive. It's a passive, guys. You, you don't click the button.
Wait, I was trying to talk to my buggy, the entire voice. So now he doesn't use it.
Eeeeeee, sorry. Sorry about that.
Oh, okay. I can come by.
Yeah, nocturn, please be there.
Worded, worded right there.
They are doing this one, but try to kill them now.
I don't know what it does, I don't see anything on my screen, this is V.
No, wait, do you know what the letter V does?
The letter V?
Actually you can do it right?
Yeah, I'm going right now.
I'm just worried about that Jinx.
That's fine, I'm with you.
Jinx?
Jinx is the one behind us.
That should also do it at least, though.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm in!
That's my bar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We're doing it! We're doing it! We're doing it!
Do you guys need my help?
Uh, should we take this?
Yeah, it's nuts.
I'm in a position to come drag her farm.
We go help, go help!
You go farm, but there's no way.
You guys, do you need my help down there? I say time.
You stay close for now.
And now we can just go. We just go. Okay?
Now we fix the lens. Care bot, not taking ulti.
Care bot, not taking ulti.
Please.
No, that's V, I'm gonna press V.
You have to go meet me, you need to be censored.
Okay.
Guys, what the fuck does a letter V do on my keyboard?
I need somebody to talk about it.
I'm losing my fucking mind. Everybody tell me to press V,
and when I hold down V, it opens up like a little
like a scope thing.
Like a scope reticle.
What is that?
No way, mister, no way, what does it do?
V, the letter V on your keyboard.
It's your boss?
Oh my god. My what?
You got pressed.
No, you got more. You got more.
I just have to control all of them.
No, no.
It's your telephone.
It's your telephone.
It's your press remote. Sorry.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to be vagina.
How's this?
You have to be with that.
War down middle.
Okay, okay, okay.
At least careful there.
We are on the norm.
The only fight.
They are going full for you.
You need to schedule all the time.
Yeah.
Hey, run team.
Run, run, run, run.
Oh
Soon up we really want to take the fight let's just take the tower
Geez that was a tense. What are they gonna do that was intense
You pass.
You pass.
Get in the Lays, you passing dead.
Congratulations, boys.
Get in the Lays.
Hello, we're gonna start with Mission Sidelane Peanut.
Mission Sidelane Peanut, guys.
We have to be on ice.
all side lanes except for the middle one yes we're just gonna go top right you go
top and just shroom off the mesh area very such easy move very cheap
my suggestion yeah like a easy easy
I think that's what we're doing no no guys we're doing just fine it's 9 to 11
9 to 11 9 to 11 don't forget don't forget never forget
There's no way there's even an edge.
Enter the both side jungle and try to find some picks here.
Yeah, there's a lot here.
Coming. Let's loot this.
Coming. Right there.
Here there's drinks.
There. Look for a bull.
Take a look at the blue.
Okay.
Alright, we're gonna clear the midway and look where they push, and we will have to fight them.
They might look for something on top lane.
I got two top, I got two top.
Two top on me.
I'm playing mid.
Okay, they're opening towards mid.
Drake is in one bit.
He'll go back here a little bit.
They might engage in the other way.
Exactly, just go back, just go back.
Don't use your...
Show me the top lane.
And push in the midway.
Careful, they will all go top again, yes.
Shroom, Shroom, okay.
That's how you shoot, that's how you shoot, I got you.
You're going towards mid.
I have to try to short play.
Yeah, try.
You say T-Bow?
No, I'm kidding.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I'm watching. I'm on tape.
You coming now?
You mean me, man?
There's no notion.
And we would like to do like a...
We would like to get it.
Come from the top side.
I'm coming.
Come from the top side?
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
There's got to be...
Okay, give me a seat.
I'm coming from down, coming from down.
Get him out! Get him out!
Get him out! Get him out!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yes!
Got a boy team!
Go one team, go one team!
Go one, everybody, go one team!
Okay, yeah, straight.
Drags up, drags up.
Drags up.
Drags up you go back to watch watch
You try to just
I don't think you can use it, let's go for the dragon
Use it all the time
It was a team fight
Fuck, oh my god, he's so fast, he's so fast
He's so quick, he's so quick, he's so quick
I knew he was down there, I knew he was down there
I knew he was down there with this voice
one does
i think he goes
i think he goes
did i go with this one or thornman
ehh you go
i think he goes thornman here
you are the back
you are the back
you are the back
what the thing about boba
i think he is dead
sorry i thought i was just careful
i got it
Oh
Jinx is a tough piece to tough. That's why I
careful
Doctor still has to back up again. He's looking for you. And you have no pressure. I see my team is a big yummy
He's only a little problem with them fuck. We can kill the guy really
two coming mid, watch out
careful, careful, don't take the stuff slowly towards us
take the blue in the way, if you can, but take a safe route
on the way, do you guys got it? okay
blue blue, okay got it
we just want to chill a little bit and wait for the next object to let Timmy do his magic on
Sight lane, he's doing a lot.
Nice, kill him.
Come on. Care for top, care for top.
I wanna go top and kill things.
Don't be so dominant, the whole day is not too late.
We don't fight without city, that's just trash gas.
I got two guys on me, I got two guys on me.
Get out of there, get out of there.
Oh, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor.
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
Yeah, three guys on top, three guys on top.
I'm not sure what's going on
What? What? What?
That's so nice
Empty pistol and the shrimp, the shrimp!
Oh man, he almost died to the shrimp
What?
That would have been...
Don't...
That was good
That is going on!
Maybe we can look
Which one next which one next which one next yes, yes, we do next you do the next
All right, our most important objective now is to get a strategic
Rune line at the Baron national area and I have one man for Monday my Malik Nance
Where should I go? Okay? We're going for Malik Nance. So you want to be like
The bug!
You're really, really strong right now and we really want your word.
Come on, that's it. I don't know. Should I go share this?
Errr... You have to rid us yet?
You need to rid us.
You are too much.
You should I go right now.
So now we together take on this area on top.
Mr. Peanut, we want to...
Can you get me mana?
Or...
I'm gonna put you guys...
I'm gonna put you guys, got it, got it.
We take this area now.
Wait.
You just put some troops.
Just put some troops.
Just put all of the troops everywhere.
Don't go too far from each other.
Dragon in a minute and 20. We need dragon.
You have to go in a minute and 20.
Dragon in a minute and 20.
Yes, exactly.
Can you...
I can't see my active.
Okay, they are in the topside right now.
We cannot see them in the turret, I guess.
Looks like if they...
They cannot...
Get up.
So now, all together, come together.
Careful.
Oh, someone stops them.
I have an idea.
And now, we open...
Guy, guy, okay?
Here?
Okay, I got him.
I
Will have to fight us guys. I'll take touch though. So now
I didn't
They're attacking our top, they're attacking our top, we should get them right now.
I know, I know.
Don't panic.
They're testing.
We take this.
We take this.
Really?
Yeah.
And then we go Nash after, okay?
Hey guys.
Take the zone.
Take the zone.
Don't you pass, pass, pass.
They're at the top.
Everyone at the top.
They're at the top.
They're at the top.
They're at the top.
They're coming.
Be ready for me.
Okay.
We're going to go.
We're going to go.
Excellent.
And now we're all...
I don't know
We have to bring up to the mid-way so they cannot go for a Nash
But careful on this exact spot
Zek, slowly move first, okay, I think that's not true
For the turn
Can you hold it out?
I think he's in the main
Yeah, he's in the main
Slow the tour
I don't think they can end without this.
I might just go nash here, you know
It's still fun. You just need to leave really careful like if they you cannot just walk through there
I'm here. If you guys you guys look you guys can buy this thing
The trade out your board
Is Q1 James or you got your token you can make a board for my defense
Drink it. Oh
Fuck sorry
I was faced up
I'm like overly locked in
That's a technash but we don't mind
We win any fight
Jimmy just in the backline
Jimmy sneaks up
That's like your main goal right?
Should we go challenge now?
Actually, let's go
I'm here
Can I maybe?
I should have said that.
Suck it, suck it, suck it.
Angle, yes, go mid, you know what?
Yeah.
That's a...
Yeah, that's a...
Yeah, that's a...
Is it fine something we could even look for there?
Alright, let's go.
We could barely look for that.
HIT!
gonna be tough i think
too much weight, they saw me
that's okay
how can we do that?
can we just go out?
that's all we need
we have to stall
we just have to survive this mashup
and then we are good
maybe look me?
still?
we are very overextended
but still in this position
we are not perfect
we might find a good situation here
I don't have holes, which is like most of my
At 30
Yeah, we can wait it off. We can wait it out. Yeah
We lose the flamethrower but it's still okay guys
Oh shit. They're going for him though. We need him to get away.
Don't go to D. But we don't give them all red bucks.
I'm gonna need help here.
They're not taking anything right now. I'm so fucking locked in right now. I'm so fucking locked in right now.
Careful though, here in this area.
Don't give a fucking focus to my deadline.
There's an instance on top 10 now. So we stabilized and Nash didn't give them anything.
You don't, boys, do you?
Right now, everyone goes back, they talk and go, put some shrooms, like, always keeping up to them, right?
Can you get your more money real quick?
Can I buy a Bismarck?
Sorry, sir?
Can we get a little bit more money before I tell them back?
Eh, no, you don't go for them.
Yeah, no, you can do it.
Okay, I got it, okay, I got it, I got it.
Okay.
You can do the jungle, you need a lot of things.
Alright?
When they have this character you don't want to go up
I'll kill him and then I'll kill you
They're opening towards me
I know you're back, you're back
We can maybe look for something, but we need to be together first
Oh shit, I made a mistake, I made a mistake
I'm dead, I'm dead again
Oh my god, I was put in this room, I can't stand it
I can't, I'm going back, no!
I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna hold
What's up, what's up?
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Get the way to the left!
Get the way to the left!
That's me!
Here!
Come on, jump!
Keep up the pretty!
Jenny, you got the attack!
Get Jonah, get Jonah!
Go in!
Get the tanker!
Get the tanker!
Get Jonah, get Jonah, get Jonah!
Oh, my God.
Keep pushing, keep pushing!
Get the Shroom!
The butler, what?
Keep pushing!
Keep pushing!
Get off the base, yeah?
That's it, that's it.
Beautiful flash on there, that's exactly what we got.
Someone stop this.
Easy, easy, easy.
We don't get a lot of things.
Maybe we can open boxes, but someone needs to have a question.
Bad!
That's bad.
I'm cool about you, cool about you.
Okay, maybe we can make it through.
That's Adavrex.
Actually, everyone get your items out.
Yeah.
What's true is everything.
I got much, I got much!
Peter!
What what?
What if they all do it right?
What's up, what's up, what's up?
We wanna play the Elder Dragon.
Yeah, yeah, put all your skills on the map.
We need to be fast, yeah, we need to be fast.
Don't be a load on me!
She's 60 stone, she's stone.
Come here, come here, come here to us.
Come on, I'm good.
I'm good
I get all some five seconds
Oh
We lose yeah
To do so well
7 and 5, couldn't pull it through.
We almost had it man, was such a nice fight though, but we just, we have to kill the dinks
sadly.
She was hitting so hard.
No!
Aww.
I stunned her too, bro.
Shit.
I know.
Yeah, she kinda just killed all of us there.
Then chandel supports.
Oh man, that's quite sad.
Oh, fuck you, man.
Sorry, gang. I know the jinx, but you guys must be hidden.
Fuck you, man.
Sorry, boys.
Nah, it's fine.
the blinds but I don't even think you wouldn't even find that to be honest it's very close
but you're all playing so well like for your first time
it was uh it was sorry boss I'm grateful for you guys sorry boss I had to do this
gotta hey lose it but it happens I know mr. jeep shydo I had to shoot here I think I'm gonna
get out of the league again the good plan with everybody guys don't play with you guys
All right, so I guess I'm keeping the million dollars
A million dollars if we want
Actually, you know what I will give you a million dollars
and and what do we do now how are we over said if you played so well to me though nice try man
yeah that's the force my my old just got up i honestly should have killed the jinx too but
yeah we had such a nice combo with the jinx and the zona survived and they just killed everyone
right i know i'm literally killed the jinx at the end too i just i had no follower
Yeah, there was like no more damage back then though, sadly.
That was a very fun round.
It was really nice meeting you guys.
Yeah, it was good meeting you guys.
It was a lovely time and play some league.
It's a good game, right?
Yeah.
I'm getting word that even if I blinded Jinx, we still would have lodged.
Yeah, there was just way too much damage at the end of the game.
And then if Timmy is dead, we just don't have the damage killer for someone else at the end. She's so big.
Aw.
Maybe I'll forge. Do you want to forge?
I should've killed him when I jumped on him.
I think I missed my Q.
Guys, it's double-limb still in the game. It's double-limb still in the game.
the game it was a good attempt it was a nice and long game and I hope you have like a wonderful
I'll leave you. You gotta leave me.
Oh, all right. Next time. Never
this time. Okay. I see you guys
or whatever. I guess. If it's
always next time, man. Yeah.
See you guys. See you guys.
Sorry, guys.
You guys
What what if what if me
And double lift and
Hudge and it's Timmy go and play our own match of
of League took you to get ready for the real tournament on Thursday.
Mm hmm.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What about that?
Oh, oh.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Let me text Mr. Hodge.
Here we go.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Hey, doublins!
How you doing, boys?
Dude, I'm good.
I'm good.
Good bro, I felt the fair and mr. Beast voice there. That was fucking crazy. Yeah, I can't believe I thought we were we did
The perm is so fucking insane bro
I have maximum terrorist team and the enemy team is like literally like four diamond players basically and then you
Just had to play against double challengers bot lane like what?
Doubles crazy
Poke is very good at the game poke is someone I used to queue against in like 2015
He was like very he's in the highest rank. He was it. He's an ex challenger
He presented himself as a diamond player. That's some fucking bullshit, bro. What the hell
Mr. Beast is gonna give me a million dollars if I won
the fucking play man shit well it didn't go good either way team I think we could
have won that game no honestly dude I was watching your PV you were cooking the
shit out of that you need your boys if you actually knew like when you can kill
like if you knew when you could kill him every time you had him like one
ability and and ignite like four times you could have been nine and oh and lane
I
Remember when you're playing master Yi against Vayne you were pretty much fucking him just like that
Like whenever he was under tower and you were still on your side of the minions two levels up
You could have put yourself in between you and the minions and just denied XP and destroyed them. Oh
You know
Yo, hey, I mean you're good, bro
Yeah, yeah, we got a first hundred every tournament so far
Marlin I was watching I'm not hitting you guys
He couldn't he was level two and his laner was level six with two items. Yeah. Yeah here
I linked it here. It had to be one of the worst league experiences that anyone could ever have
I felt so fucking bad man. It's the same shit as when peanut was first time Matthew against famous like it's just like so
Disgust like shows like have some respect like let him at least like how like play the game a little bit Marlon legit was
My job was saying he was thrashing out for 20 minutes after the game because it was just so unfilmed. Oh my god
Wait, which one's Marlon in this clip? Which one's Marlon in this clip? He's the mouth bite. He's the mouth bite
And I'm like Marlin old and he doesn't know what button it is and then he ults on top himself
Game changing, game changing right there.
That was incredible, that was incredible.
I heard that top one.
Oh no.
I was shooting that one.
Oh no.
That was DLC.
You can never be mad.
People were actually so stupid to be mad at him.
The game is just so fun to use.
It's just funny.
I heard Tyler was raging at his teammates.
That's crazy.
I knew that was going to happen, but I saw that they had Lowe's, Polo's, and Archey or something,
which apparently are both these players that haven't played the game.
I knew Tyler White was about to pull a summit on his monitor at 150 meters.
Oh, brother. He felt so bad for him, and then they had a plan to pick MF,
and then the other team first picked MF, and he was just, oh my gosh.
Yeah, dude, I feel so bad. Tyler only has 39K viewers.
like this guy he must be legit just so upset so yeah probably guys can we get
from F's in the chat for Tyler yeah maybe some tier three subs as well yeah
that's what I was thinking let's cheer him up let's cheer him up all right
let's do this thing that's what let's run a game let's run a game we can see
yeah I got real lucky and let's force the remake so I'm good to play oh good
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Alright, let me see.
Wow.
Hey, Timmy, I saw you were popping off on Zed. That was a nice game.
Yeah, I was actually kind of moved and fucked.
I had a freak on this.
And Tyler as a fifth?
No, no, no, he's our enemy in the tournament on Thursday, boys.
You want to train him?
No.
Listen, please.
Go ahead and then we'll log in.
I'm honestly just going to keep playing, get first-rounded every tournament.
I'm not.
hahaha who did he tell us of the enemy!
like i need shot
i'm good
who just went voice
do you want me to get Imani
uh yeah i'm i mean
yeah honestly
yeah i'm not we
we she's on our team for the turn
she's not on yeah she's not on
needs us also on our team
oh you know what
did say he wanted to play
here i'm gonna message him on the go to right now
He's streaming. I'm gonna jump in his chat.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
Let me turn off my, uh...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Oh my god.
I'm a second monitor, though.
You win, Sid?
No.
No, I lost.
Hoppin' on the old, good old Smurphy?
I lost.
I tried real hard though. I tried real hard though once
You gave me no, I didn't know my dick game my dick in fire my dick in fine
Big Matt said no, he's fine tomorrow. I think he fired boss
Why you got me I think interest I
But I did I did travel hard to do the tournament
They said don't I would try to ask for
We did we might need a fit we why
It won't you work
Yeah, it won't let us I mean we could play like we play normal games honestly and and just get ranked because ranked is really sweaty
anyways why don't we just play draft pick okay also if you need a fifth lina says
she's down we need to fill but you play normal fuck playing ranks fuck playing
right yeah fuck it that's your wife but you you like you said what we get
lead if we want to pray right that you like fuck right no we can also play
We can also play normals with it here oh wait you guys don't want to play ranked
Do you want to play ranks there?
I think we should I think we should play ranked I feel like throwing peanut in the fire is the best way
Yeah, I did the fire. Can you queue three for ranked? So you can go three. Yeah
Can you guys run a ranked? I'm gonna go and
Chill with my wife for a second. I'll come back after one game. Okay. All right, perfect. All right, we'll do that
You guys go run a rank to make sure you have a fifth ready for the next game and I'll be back for the next game
Okay, bye. Okay much
I'm next with Lena and and and hutch so we'll do
Our teamie, what's your name? I need to add you on this random
Anyone hashtag goon
Yeah, it was given to me my mom
Yeah, one of you for losing your McDonald's. Yeah McDonald's manager. Hashtag pain
Also given to you
No, whatever. This was oh, actually was given to me. Yeah, I was whatever
I know why don't I just jump like I can I can I don't even get you guys fed as shit
Whatever that would make worse. Oh, sorry about that
What's we place in low party queue because you you what now what's wrong?
There's this weird bug that I had with my fly where it would crash and I didn't make it into the game
I'm gonna have to remake it. I've never even seen that
Notification before we're in low-party queue because Timmy left too many games
I gotta die reassured
Also, Timmy, are you ready for our rookie to predator at night?
Have to borrow that's what you're gonna do my god. Yeah, yeah
That's who we do an easiest challenge. I've ever done and you're gonna do the entire thing
That's right. That's right
Well, don't you guys don't know at 9 a.m.
Tomorrow we are doing rookie competitor on a page legend like once ever and it was actually in an agent
You know that my teammate was no co puffs and I was a legit bot that game is so fucking hard
I'm hard. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's up there up there.
Oh, E-T-S-T-H for Tony.
That game was like, I don't know, like I've never had such a hard time.
I'm hard.
You're doing someone.
What games?
Who's your third?
I don't know, wait, wait, Timmy, did you ever end up getting Mr.
K-Show for a third or no?
He did not respond to me.
So if you have direct contact to him and I have direct contact to his mom.
The aunt and the way.
OK, I've invited him to stuff before, but he says, hey, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I've got what I need.
I believe I'm the one thing and no, it was a russ ever.
There's a russ ever.
I think he said he's audience is really like that's empty games.
Right.
Let me see.
And let me text.
I'm a guy who knows his mom.
I don't know his mom.
Yeah, guy who knows his mom, let me text him.
Wait, I text him.
It's Starfords
Wait, so how good is peanut at apex
Predator buddy like actually get back to back to time penises for season five
What about what about in apex so
Yeah, you don't eat apex it apex yeah, it affects me
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm fucking good. I'm fucking good. Mm-hmm everybody knows my neighbors
Well, I'm having him give my challenge with me. So, you know
He's gonna be fine. I moved you
Dude, I don't play thanks, but I saw some flips and
You know, we was eight, we said, I don't know.
I saw some shots where you were hitting some crazy one taps and an apex.
That game is just, I don't know, man.
I don't know how a new player could ever approach that shit.
Just the movement.
You can't.
It's like, oh, you can't.
It's impossible.
If you have the apex, don't even try.
You need to come from a game that literally has a ton of tracking, like
Watch because if you if you don't have that then I'm gonna be like a counter strike or like that person
I don't like you're gonna struggle. Yeah, you yeah, it would it would I mean you you you would be in the meat grinder for like
Six months before you caught up
Yeah, I think I'm good then I have played a lot of deadlock and I think the people say the mechanics are a little similar
That's like I would I would just say yeah, it's just the same thing. It's just like a tracking
Well, you you play me fine. Double it. I just tell you that you and Timmy are
No, no, no, you know you guys are both you guys are both
Good at video games. Oh
Okay, okay
You're yes, you're both Asian we're really good at math and Asian I didn't say it though
I'd say I'm not but that is true. That is true. I didn't say it
I'm a terrible driver like those are actually
Which I'm related.
I'm just a personal thing.
I'm a good driver, but my siblings may say otherwise.
I think we need to unbiased third parties.
You aren't pretty good at every game though.
That's what everyone says.
we never played art together to me like I don't know how we like so yeah I
mean we'll go play art yeah no I'm to be fair I think I literally just played
with tsunami and then like whoever was like the third for that you know I'm
actually I'm actually easy to do that yeah
Pause Central over there, what happened?
Oh, they pause and remade, why?
Any lore masters?
I'm trying to fairy.
I'm told that it's just Jesus in the middle lane.
Absolutely.
Wait, what do you normally play?
I like to play assassins yeah yeah I have bad news for you right now assassins
are probably literally the worst type of champion in the game
absolutely awesome sauce yeah what do you normally play but don't let that
dissuade you that just means that you're not a player yeah that means I have to
be even better exactly I mean you can do some cool shit but the problem with
every assassin right now. You die to a stiff freeze and it's hard to kill anyone. Which
I'm sure you experienced with Zed. It was just like man it's like becoming like increasingly
hard to do anything. Yeah, so you're gonna have to wait for the game to be changed. Yeah,
you do have to, but I'm like the one that's like, I feel like I'm gonna do this game.
Yeah, no, definitely don't feel that way. The hard bigger team mates.
I
Also down like the place cast that was like voice that was close
Are you really strong Sanders good wait, it's just one right? It's just one it's just one
Hi, Liz.
Oh.
Which way?
All right, let's see here.
What do I want to play?
Oh my god, we need an AP, huh?
AP?
Do I?
That's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Perfect.
AP.
AP.
AP.
AP.
It means, it means magic damage dealer.
I don't know for sure. Not, not too familiar with the nefiri.
I don't want to I want to live or I want this other one.
You know, I've seen him.
I've seen sometimes you start role playing in the base
and and you like are taking your time to buy.
It can be good for you to get in the habit of just buying as fast as possible.
Time is of the essence and then running to Lane and then doing your role play.
OK, you know, yeah.
It's alright, basically you just be in lane and getting as much experience as possible
It's just like every second is like some there's like a possibility for you to be getting something if you're in a lane
Okay, even if you even if you can wait yet 15 gold
Yeah, like maybe like I would wait like 10 gold 15 stretching it
If you're that if you're that much off it can be better to just run to lane and get XP
it's enough go go go and there's one time I sat like 30 gold yeah it depends it
depends right it's all situational like if it's a really important by then I
read it though I'm definitely starting on the wrong side of the map oh shit I
I thought we all got mouth-fied on music, would it be a problem?
No, you're gonna fuck him.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Yes sir!
Hello!
Wait, my dog autos?
No? What?
I-
I keep your eyes on me.
I'm not going to lie to you bro.
I know not to beat the fury, but I don't really know how to do well.
bot laner. You at the end try to 3 bot. You trying to push him, you trying to pull the
sneaky at me. Don't mind you. I can play every role, yeah. To a decent level. I was doing
firendle's challenger and then I got two star riot. Might have banned my account. Awesome
I did buy it for like $8 on some things, right?
I think they should give you an account.
This is the account they gave me right here.
So back.
What should we win without fights already see you
I'm good we got what it would be without fights already. Let me take me
So what is your question without fights already? What does that mean for me?
What if he's all red? Yeah, he's red really red
That's I don't see him being read. I turned right is red
I think it's one of the abilities, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
I just want no flash.
What the hell is this?
What?
Oh, hi.
We can fight.
Attack, win, red.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
Enemy has been slayed.
I'm gonna go soft crap.
I'm gonna go top crab. You just push and just come fight fights with you
He wants me. He wants us to ask
Keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing. I'll buy time for you. We get the way man
Yes
Waste your time brother. I know time is of the essence. Oh wow this guy's actually awarded
He's fucking my ass! He has get me good!
Yeah, this guy's being kind of a piece of shit. I'm gonna try to help you in a bit, but once he hits six, he might try to hit you.
Holy shit! Okay, I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and go back to base. Two dangerous stuff here. Two dangerous.
Woof!
How was it close one, boys? That was a close one.
Static. Static sieve? Get sieve?
Do we only have Nashor's two sorcerers or the Andri's torment?
But then tell me to get Static sieve instead of the recommended items.
Your chat is or?
What I just, what I just do.
Oh fuck.
You only bought boots.
I just click on, so you know how like when you open the shop you can see Nashor's tooth, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right, like, natural suit, and it'll buy as much of it as it can.
Like, all the small components as much as it can.
Yeah, I know that if you double click it, it does it.
I actually buy if you buy.
Okay.
No, you should have bought.
You should have been able to buy, like, Amptomes or whatever.
And for me, what if we would...
No, I'm only gonna use Recommended Stuff.
Fuck Static, whatever.
Now this guy's freezing, like, means...
Recommended Stuff is way better.
...the position to try to all in you.
But I'll be here for you, bro.
I'll be here.
Thank you, boss.
If this pussy doesn't sound sitting as...
Rockwheel at me, I swear to God.
He's being quite a bastard.
You can fight him, I'm close.
If he fights you back, I'll fuck him.
Yeah, you can just keep beating his ass.
And beating his ass.
It's okay, no, no, no, he's not.
You don't have to be afraid, you don't have to be afraid.
I'm with you.
You could be sick real soon, in which case.
Yeah, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's the only human. I'm sad. No, no, that's my fault.
That's my fault. I was like, if I was one second faster, I would have, I would have
saved you. Oh, I'm going for the entry. I'm going for
in the entry. Jungle death, oh we see, oh we, oh we, jungle death, got it? Perfect, yes.
You very nice. Wait, Nasus first? We, we get in the entry, the entry.
Frangers are just friends, haven't met yet. Exactly. What'd you do? You get in the
He doesn't have flash now, so we're gonna fucking ignite.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I could have ignite this match.
I do a little bit of that.
You want some of these bigs?
This guy keeps fucking me with his stupid rock wheel.
I don't know what to do.
Yeah, I'm putting something.
You can make it spicy, so you can like fight him and...
Well, I'm about to spice it up.
I'm about to spice it up right now.
I'm about to spice it up.
I'm about to get spicy.
You can't really boss shatter it.
Oh!
Wait, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
And I think I think he has this it's gonna be a while
You have to have a 7, 3, 2, 1.
Okay, no, you don't.
I'm coming much, I'm coming much!
Watch out, B9, watch out!
Oh my god, here, KC!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
You got him!
Okay, I fucked it!
Hurry!
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's a little tree-bill guy.
It's too easy!
Got it, okay.
You did a lot better with farming, actually.
kind of already farmed better than most players. 40 CS at 8 minutes, 3 kills.
Go, go, go!
Not worth!
These guys were playing against the like, playing, they played together and like...
My life has been slain.
Ah, fucking.
Malphite's probably the most new player friendly champ in the game.
You can kinda tell what he's doing.
He's just spamming his fucking Q on you, poking you down,
and then you all into the gold.
That's much, that's much.
Oh fuck, that's not good for me.
Oh my god.
So close to killing him.
Wow.
Oh my goodness.
You're so close.
Oh, well maybe you'll get lucky and I'll step on it for you.
No, I don't have no more shoes on. Oh, what the whole life fucking go!
Let's go! This is my house! This is my house!
I can't believe it. I can't believe that shit happened.
Hey, yeah, yeah!
Very nice.
Too eerie, nice.
Let's ride!
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
He stepped on a super and he decided to sort of-
I kinda wanna play for Drake, but at the same time I kinda wanna just hang around you guys and...
You guys have a fun game.
Oh wait, he died to assume for Rizzle?
I did that?
Oh no way!
Oh my god.
He stepped on a random mushroom.
Don't just go.
Oh my goodness.
They're walking up.
Yeah.
I'm on map right here, I'm gonna put him in a cage and then we can go on, oh maybe you
can win that, maybe, maybe, maybe, I don't know, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I lost, I lost, I
got my ability for literally one second, if I had one more second I would have had that
I just drew an IQ coming up. Oh
Okay, nice you got assist
We might be getting pretty good
I
Use WASD movement and leave no I press Q W ER
That's what I actually two abilities
You know in the very last game that I've been better
I
The theory you got to be fucking my ass
This guy's just gonna keep on cool down so if you get some HP so I think
You're doing it. You're doing once you finish your thing. I need to be a good tank here. Oh
Gosh, he's I'm gonna do one
We go back top side and start and so much hell so we can get this mouth ice a couple times
How are you gonna beat that guy?
Woofong's bot.
No, you got that.
That's why it changes the game.
No, no.
No, no.
Are you kidding me, man?
That's stupid. That's for bitches.
Actually, I'm actually crying.
Fucking.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Alright.
He's an enemy. Hard one.
nice sorry I lost this guy like fucking silver player oh my god that's all
that was one issue yeah see these bushes over here is he hiding
princess fucker oh my god he's like I still I still drive and yeah okay it's
You pussy! Oh my god!
You see this?
Big rock pussy.
Super plays are just too good.
True.
What are you doing right now?
What'd you say?
What were you saying?
I don't know. I actually have no idea what rank these guys are.
Also peanut, you can bait them here.
As much as much!
just covering you here so you can kind of step up and just be annoying and see if
he takes the bait and walks up.
You said the one you took was?
I'm not gonna watch that.
I'm coming again!
Dude off!
Dude off!
Dude off!
Wait guys, wait, wait, wait, we weren't a big team fight, who should I be killing?
I'm not going to be able to
get it.
Caitlin or we'll Caitlin and
we'll they are the ones who
are going to be auto attacking
along. Okay. You boys buy for
Goobie gets minty fresh.
Mm hmm. Yeah, let's get a
little bit fast.
What's minty fresh?
You can't make it. You can't
make it. Oh.
Oh, I forgot. I get another
I think I know what you're talking about it's a mint minty and the fresh the minty fresh
What do you think it's harder to do to me hit predator and apex or hit challenger and Lee
I think probably getting challenger because you don't get participation points.
That's what you do get participation points.
You can just play top for top like top 5.
If you're going for emmk only you just play top 5 and then you can get up to like build
that you get 30 40 points in there you know but the challenger like you lose a
game you're wasting so much more time yeah also think like I think at PS games
are a lot easier to learn and then like frame for first like stuff like this
You get it boss, get it boss!
Yes!
Good job, good job, good job, good job.
I don't know...
Do you think, do you think you can get...
You can get to the highest rank, and...
Seven FES games?
Why get your challenger?
He's in challenge with tomorrow at 9am!
He should do the challenge.
Oh
He shot my mushroom
Dude what I can't even walk out of my third node
How do we win me?
I got 20 feet from the tower and we just get murdered.
Can we go down?
Yeah, we should, cause we can get Drake.
Which one's out? Which one's out? Nashor or Malangent?
He's out.
Nashor or Malangent?
Take a look at Drake for me? Take me?
Yep.
Where did he go?
Nashor? Okay.
I'm gonna try for Drake the Drake cream pie. Yeah, yeah, Drake cream party. I will eventually hit its might this game
My god, oh my god, oh my god
My thought has all by the way
On day
I'll kill you. Shut down. Unstoppable.
Ooh, nice dodge. Very nice dodge.
I'm sick. They might be looking for Baron.
They're coming top, Keenan. They're coming top.
Good job, good job, good job. Stay back, stay back.
Good job, yeah. They're coming from behind you here.
They're coming from the rear, potentially.
watch your steps
mm-hmm
some heralds
be sure to battle if I get back
I
Got a hit my title I think people still think I'm doing the jinx each are now I'm stupid
Yeah farm farm farm. Yeah, just like a lot of my little I know I said my channel back to the teacher
Oh
I think that technology that technology
You should we can change that the people music in the background like like like like I am the tiger or do the fire the flames
Let me swing
There's a world
I like the attempts. I was dead anyways he was he was looking all around me. No
yeah you're totally dead there. I to be honest I should have just tried to involve
a bot lane the whole time but this is way more fun. Okay okay we're doing infinitely more fun.
I'm coming off
Guys, I think I'm unlimited of these mushrooms like is there a cap down the other ground at one time. I think it's unlimited
Unless they changed it
That's wrong as shit, but I'm coming in the old you
Yeah, he's not to me. He's not to me. He's not not yet
Yeah, I go to the way that's good bastard. It's down to like a minute. He's quite a bastard indeed. Yeah
She boasts, she boasts, she's totally dead on the spot here, totally, wholly.
Get your crossplay, come topside to me?
Yep.
We can make a crossplay and try to kill Malphite, you know what I mean?
Thank you, kid.
You can hit the fucker, you know, I'm gonna cover you for turret.
There's much, there's much.
You'll be able to hit it.
And we decide, let's decide here and make him Malphite.
There's no ult, so it might be easy.
Stop the tower!
I'll give you the kill, very nice.
Malfurion head fuckers, dude.
You can base to me and I will camp here for a little time.
How long is that?
You're a dog?
Yeah, I'm a dog.
He's a slippery bugger.
Oh
Wonder and whimsy
You can be anything you just game Timmy let's come in here looking Caitlin
We're going back boys. We're going back. We're buying a book and a book in a book
Fuck my ass I
math no it's nothing it's nothing it's nothing you go to waste I just wait
inside of a spot 15 yeah 15 yes anything about 15 probably not oh I
waited at 50 50 then no no no that's actually a concept you'll figure out
over time just like time is so important cuz like you sitting base for 30
seconds think about why not taking this way that's like that's like 300 the
I think they saved another 300.
Wow, you actually remember to use your quest TP?
What?
Sheesh!
Shout it, bush, shout it, bush!
Yeah, dude.
Not too shabby for the boy.
Yeah, she's not the one that does what she's not the one that does that.
She's not the one that does what she's not the one that does that.
She's not the one that does what she's not the one that does that.
Oh my god.
I just completely honk you, Zad, and let my teammate die.
Fighting bot. I think we should back here.
I'm not here, I'm here.
Oh, I'm lucky.
Oh, good.
Let's get Drake, and...
Oh, they got them.
oh my god we're doing so fucking good this car is just broken
they got any top lane any top lane it's a lot easier to play than zed right because
he has like a true immunity yeah so like later on you don't just get one from the first
I'm going home.
I think he's more forgiving than I thought.
Come on, go, go, go, go.
Just push the lane in front of you.
They're all mid right now.
You can see your mini-mint there are pretty much all mid.
They're 4.
There and so your mentality should be hey, I get to free I get to freely push top in a turret and then you can
Really made the map bigger?
Yeah, you can you can go to interface and then change the minimap scale
Like okay now you got to run because
Look at all of your minions that you pushed in a tower and those got denied
So they just got no XP and no gold from it and that is how you get stronger than your opponent in this game
Oh, yeah, I'm farming and you focus on farming yourself
And I
Fuck my
To kill I try to I try to give you a suspect pushing me
I
Was that was how you to me the weapon? That was me. Thank you. Good man. I got you. I got you
Thank you. I'll leave I'll leave the way in here for you, too
I will give me fucked up. We fucked up guys. That was more important. We fucked mr.
Fight with them so this is good for you because you just gonna come and collect a big wave when you respawn
Wait, Malon dance shadow flame or Marilla Lamar Macan
I would go I would actually just go death cap void now. So fight. Yeah, I get that death cab
Yeah, it's called rabbit on death cap. Okay. That is the best item for you now. Yes, good. Okay
That's cab
Well, I try to be so am I ring
No. Keep your ring the whole game.
For a guide.
A lot of your chat will be like,
Oh, so you're doing, so you're doing,
but it's, it's, um, it's not true anymore.
It was true in the past.
Wait, I saw my, my, my game.
Yeah, yeah, don't ever sell your dorms anymore.
It's a, it's an item got buffed like E-max.
Hey, that short keeper!
I do, until six.
A lot different now than it used to be.
But I, I, until six, until six.
Uh, until six item?
Yeah, until six item.
Or like, let's just say like you,
you know you're about to hit an insane fight,
like it's like the biggest fight
if you're in a strake experience, whatever, then suck it, just yell at it, but it's like
a long term losing bet to sell your Doran's.
It's a big sin.
So, if I am building my last item in the case of this, right, do I get that?
I hope for the Doran's and I'll, like, I just straight up buy this to decide I'm as a fool.
Uh, no, you can buy the components if you want to.
and our line has been slain
enemy double kill
double kill
go go go go go
shut down
not two
they can't Baron now
everybody's mid boys everybody's mid we need to keep the turret
we need to keep the turret
we're very unbothered and more stressed huh
which is good
we're farming right now we're farming this is good this is good
even while you're hitting the turret do you know
Last one for me.
Oh, you're doing it.
Yeah, perfect.
You got 10, 10, 10, 10, 10.
Don't, don't let me let your minions...
Don't let him die, god.
Watch, watch, watch.
Why don't you get down the turret?
Yeah, you can, and then you probably want to back.
Got it, got it.
Take that!
Take away, take away, take away.
Give time, give time.
Take, take away, take away.
I toss the mushroom onto that cannon.
Get the whole wave, get the whole wave, and then dip.
It's so much money.
Another way to think about it is when you kill someone, you get the unit.
That way right there is 200
And you can use your W in these times
Don't be be generous like just use your W whenever you feel like it
Let's group up for a great air let's screw up for the straight now
and enemy has been slain
Take that crab!
Here we are, Mendoza.
What'd you say?
Uh, for like the, let's say the Dorons, do I sell it for like a half a bill?
Yeah, you can sell it for like this one, you can sell it for like half an item.
Yeah, like the Tunneler, or like the last one for item or curated, that's fine.
But before six items, you wanna keep that shit.
Billy, I gotta go buy it, I've got $2,500.
dollars
Yeah, yeah, good buy us for great. I got the great. We're in a great spot. I died for it. They might go
They may be going there
Oh you took my money you bastard. That was my 14 dollars.
It's fucking my ass!
Yeah Timo is so squishy man. He took it.
No!
You're being embarrassed. I'll fight as such a fan.
How do we lose that?
I pressed all the buttons!
Really fast!
I pressed all of them!
I didn't miss one that time!
I pressed all of them!
No worries, Sam.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't know. I don't know what I should buy.
Your damage sucks. Go into the champion.
Run straight at them every time.
Okay.
Oh, he's got the pirate.
Oh, he's a P.D.A. gamer, but what's good man good op man?
He's a P.D.A. gamer.
He's not by sleeping there.
I'm just tough, but I'm tough, too.
I'm off right behind, he has ult.
Fuckin'.
He forgets your god food and me with that one again.
Who me what?
A muzzle on you.
Yeah
Those seven brothers
Yeah, this guy's being a piece of shit. He has a Oracle's Lens, he has a Red Trinket, and that lets him sweep out, like, invisible stuff, like, wards and shrooms.
Alright, let's see here.
What do I want to buy?
We used two to my mushrooms!
Probably Edge.
Yeah.
It's okay, it's okay. We just need one good fight where we kill Katelyn. I think Katelyn is really the only one in the game that matters right now.
We'll never ever lose the fight to Annie and Luton, pretty much.
Thank you much, good much!
So Katelyn is high priority and I think she has step-quiet.
Probably hit a good engage.
I don't know what item I should get. Should I get GA or should I get one of these?
Almost hit a cliff.
Gotcha!
What should you get? Let me see...
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know. Probably just another randomly fouled item.
Axiom, you already have.
See who this is.
We need 1100 dollars!
We're gonna start your Serpent's Fang.
Yeah, Serpent's is fine. Yeah, Serpent's is fine.
We could use that.
Get for shield.
Okay.
They're groups. We need to be careful.
They can track off team, track off team.
Back it up back it up. Nice. Oh my god. You barely edge the range there
Oh
These guys are strong as fuck
My god, it's not that easy so
Yeah
The way of you know so so much in the on the way. Yeah, I'm so enough. I need some help with it
I
You got me fucking my ass
Oh
It was actually closer one we were actually that last fight was so
One fog he had a tornado and he didn't want to take his old that's okay. That's just I love Teemo
I love Teemo and
instantiate
But you can't do anything to anyone ever at any time
No, no, no you you could uh, I
Mean it's kind of true mouth. I can just jump you every time right, but
Yeah, like like I don't have anything like I'll kill this guy
You know the max thing I do is blind them and then maybe like maybe hit a mushroom on it
Which slows them down and then the only damage I've got is my regular attack
Yeah, that's true. That's true. I mean do you want to play a top lane with more kill pressure?
Teemo is annoying, but he is not like a... like he's not a real the true carry.
People just fucking hate Teemo, but he's not like a solo killing machine.
If you want to play like a solo killing machine, you can try Garen,
or you can just stick with Teemo and get better and eventually get to the point where you can
Kill the kill people. Oh, yeah, I'm okay. I
Would I have a lot of what do you guys say Kaiser? I think so you bet with people again
It's easy one of the easiest champs in the game, but he's also like very very cool
So I'll tell you what his alt does his alt puts you into
Zimbabwe with him and so you're like in that's where the dollar shadow realm
Yeah, you're in this you're stuck in the shadow realm with Mord and he basically just forces a 1v1 to the death
That's that's what his old does
Wait, who's that again? Mordecai? Yeah, Mordecai
I see you've done your setting as he didn't say
I'm a learned master now
I think I'm just gonna play Garen Garen seems to kind of fuck guys, right?
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty good to you. I don't want to build him as a tank though. I want to build him as a killing machine
Oh
And make sure it's not Christian. Wait, wait, why do I need that for the boss? This is
Because you have a rookie account, yeah, oh
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought we talked about league
Yeah, but you want to log it right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you can just like if you just change account because it has a
I
Log on a steam completely right?
So you just press change account
And you press that then it'll save your account and then this one you just walk if you you're trying to use in tonight
Okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, give me one quick second. I'm gonna log into this thing
Just so I haven't ready for the diet of the tomorrow
At account take your time take your time. I am
Hard to beat
We got it. Oh, yeah, he's only down. He has to do the mobile app everybody tell me do Darius
Hey
Who's better?
I think Darius is
Also kind of hard, but yeah, I mean, you know fuck it. They're all about the same
I think more Darius in general about the way. I'm gonna do Darius. I'm gonna Darius
you like it like what kind of stuff do you like to play in like a game so I
play fucking big muscular men with huge dicks no no no no I like glass
cannons oh okay I'm not I'm gonna see I'm good with glass kids I'm saying I'd
like it yeah I know I'm with you that's what I like to play
fuck you carry me the role of top lane doesn't have a lot of glass cannon it's
Just a big bunch of big buff guys with their shirts off just twanging their dicks at each other. That's usually what it is
You know like my white 80 carry, which is my role is like the glass cannon roll
Well, then I'll listen. I'll just go Darius and build him less beefy and more damn it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you should yeah
That's perfect. Yeah, Darius Darius doesn't fuck ton of give me to your boy has to accept out the steam mobile app
I have to be I have to be I've been where the derriest is very hard, but I'm a genius
No, I can't guys. I think that I think that Chad is pretty delusional about what's like easy and hard because
There are things that are hard about here, I'm hard
That is easy. I'm hard. You're hard. Darius. He can be hard
Well, if you're just starting the game, you don't need to worry about any of the I don't think you need to worry about the min max
mechanics. I think you just kind of just literally just going in button mash and you can get like most
of his damage off. Oh yeah I see click the button. I am in. I am Jimmy. Oh you're in, you're in the
help? Jimmy Crystal. Garen's easier. I think Garen's easier. Garen you can literally just button mash
and actually get all of his damage off without like my grandma, my grandma could play Garen and
and do a perfect gear and combo.
Right?
Okay, okay, all right, all right, I'm on a high of my screen.
Let's get this thing on, let's do this thing.
Yes.
We'll use the restroom, we will quit.
Where's Hotchad?
I just text him.
I'm real quick. I would be creepy. What would you do? Okay?
Yeah, hell yeah
Wait, quick question should like
How seriously you trying to
To game like should I just get out of here and and like maybe just like watch your dream POV or should I be in the game?
What do you think in the game?
You'll mean the game. Okay, cuz I'm out of the game
Then you won't have to play versus diving players. No, I would know don't up it get off your smurf give me to your main account
I want to play champions. I want to play the best of the best
Well, we literally just played versus an 800 LP grandmasters jungler, so
101
Goodmeister, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck his ass
That was it that was literally a top 1,000 player in the United States
So that we that we just played like top 1000 bitch like top 1,000 pussy in the world
He was I want to hear all right fuck it I
Would 1v1 him any day of the week I'd put his ass in the dirt
Dude you would fucking you would get on him in a muggle right now. Oh my god. I was thinking about going on a muggle
Mogging job dude. Yes. You go on a muggle mod some bitches
Your jaws chiseled though. Oh
Couple of these oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
mmm
Hmm
As I'd be so bad a punch does not join right now I'm gonna explode
Please we commander your wife or Yvonne
That's Yvonne my wife's just on Lena
Let her we can always grab her let's grab her cuz I just responding
Yeah, no, no worries. Let's do it. I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee on my back
Be right back
Right back!
I don't know why I don't even talk about it.
Oh, you're dead to another call. Don't even talk about it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's too close for comfort, yeah.
It's a thief in the night to come and grab you.
It's a thief in the night he come and grab you.
It's a thief in the night he come and grab you.
It's too close for comfort, yeah.
The dirty night, we're in the city of wonder.
It's a dirty night, we're in the city of wonder.
It's a dirty night, we're in the city of wonder.
I have returned, I have returned.
It is time to darken it.
On Thursday we will crush our enemies.
We will eviscerate their hope.
We will turn them into ash and dust.
I
Cued it up. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. Yeah
Yeah.
Hey, peanut, your Timo's cracked.
Thanks, boss.
Yeah, I've been glad to see you, shit.
Glad to see you, shit.
Yeah, before you know it.
I actually think you can solo kill Summit.
You think so?
Yeah, I think so.
We played with Summit last year.
You, outside Switch, switch the game,
it's just like you play and miss your Timo.
I mean, I think it's good to try stuff and just see if you if you if it's like you fuck with it
Cuz like once you find it a champ you fall in love with like
That's your main. Well, I really really love chemo the old agreement
I had is having say he just like when I'm when I'm like, oh my god
I want to kill the guy in front of me
There's like not a lot I can do I can blind them and I throw like one mushroom so he slows down and then like sit there just
sitting back waiting for my auto-attack to kill him.
Yeah, I think this is where like individual like skill, champ by champ comes in.
So you can, because Teemo's like faster movespin than most champs, but Malphite is just the worst one possible.
Malphite's Q, when he throws a rocket you, it steals your movespeed.
your moves so it's actually a pretty disgusting matchup since like your W gives you mischief right and then he steals your
Well, here's the problem. I would love to keep playing Timo. I have no problem keep playing Timo
The thing is is that if I keep playing Timo over and over and over and over again
The guys in the AT&T tournament are gonna see that and they're gonna ban him
Wait peanut, let me add you I'm gonna send you this website because I feel like this will make things a lot easier for your build too
That's okay. Okay. Okay. All right. This would hear me spin calm
Oh, not that oh, sorry, I was victim the wrong DM my bad
Sub me
Are we doing how is everybody doing pretty good? I got first out dude. Oh
It's actually pretty easily fun. Okay. It's actually pretty fun. Okay. We'll switch later on. We'll play something else tonight, okay boys
But for now, we're just gonna play a couple games of the warm-up for the tournament. Have some good times. Thanks, couple legends
So we just have like the most scuffed in power possible, but we actually did good at all things considered. I'm proud
I think Greek was a surprisingly good
it. Hey, peanut, you have to accept my friend request. Oh, maybe like an acquaintance request.
Oh, we're not there yet. Yeah, maybe like, yeah, maybe an acquaintance request is probably better.
Let me see it. Let me see it. All right, there we go. Guy, go. Guy. What is this? What is this?
That's how that went with it, you're back.
Oh, Timo website, oh god, okay.
So basically this website, you can show your build, right?
So then you can just start those items
and you can hover over it.
It tells you what skill level to level up to.
And then if you want to take a look at a tier list Oh
One two three four. Oh, I was doing one two one two three four. Okay. That makes sense. Oh, yeah. Oh
Oh, wait, they were right about the static sheave
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you take a look. I sent you this top lane tier list for goal. Right. Yeah. Okay. So you can take a look at this. Like it says a daring is good. Mordecai is a good.
It's good to see Timo's number six.
Wait.
So I get the ring, then I get the static shift,
then I get the boots, then I get Leandrie's Torment,
then I go for one of these items, one of those items,
one of those items.
But isn't that one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
items?
Those are situational items.
So it's just like you can get, depending on like those,
like those are good combos.
But you know, obviously people sometimes
will do like a different combo.
I come on the Timo over time.
know this stuff okay okay yeah try out team again okay and then because I saw
you bought the wrong shoes in the shirt matter I was dripping okay I might not
avoid but I was I was I was dripping let me take that thank you thank you thank
you thank you I'm gonna ban malphite yeah you can ban malphite that's
perfect yeah well we're trying to go for no bands in the dream and then you
don't want to try malphite anyway we try to go for no bands determine we talk to
ATT or something I'm I'm asking ATT if we can do no bands because I think it's
Super fucking lame that
Yeah, that is super lame if we do a new player a new player tournament you didn't see me man
That would make any like in exchange they can just have like three eighty carry bands or something and
Honestly our chances of winning go lower, but I think it's so much better for the viewers
It's just like watch yeah, because all a lot of these guys have never played before they're practicing one guy
And then they just get banned it kind of ruins the whole thing
I mean, this is it. This is a tournament against five pros and five pros. It's whatever
Yeah, exactly like they could have 10 bands on any carry and I wouldn't give a fuck like
Yeah, this whole thing will probably hurt us slightly, but I don't care
Yeah, why is it peanut you still pussy waxes
Also the seat
Hopper
That's AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
All right. What am I going to play here? Let's take some books
You see lies you see lies that's that's the 8th that's deep city lies the cabal came out with that
that. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Put that for Red Redington.
You have a watch on show? Also,
in it, I don't want to confuse you,
but you can also click the Runes and
Mastery says there's a little pen
next to your name and then that
website will show you what you
should go. Oh, so you can have to
boast, optimize Runes and Mastery.
Oh, it's like your build tree in like
Arc, right? Like you have like to
have the fighting runes, the
You're blacklist, blacklist, so that's who I am.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys,
I was gonna do it like the first like five seasons.
I don't know if it's because I've been watching for so long
or if the actual latest season was kind of worse, but
I don't know.
I like the first like five seasons.
Whoa.
Mm-mm.
Might just be because I'm a-
Look at Timo, bro.
You're five fucking seasons in
and it's not really duty anymore.
It's the highest win rate.
But it also could be because of the math and math side.
I'm kind of a slug for win rates.
Oh.
Yeah, it's like in ArcGators,
Everyone just follows the Tifu build.
You just, this is like the build out of like the most data
collected from the game.
Watch your back legs, back legs.
That's fine.
Mm-mm.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You
Grockin' it, boys.
Grockin' it!
I'm real ass, I'm real ass.
Everyone's talking.
I'm real ass.
I'm real ass.
I'm chillin'.
Oh god, my, my...
You're in 24, 24 years, I mean.
It's just gonna last.
It's gonna start to get in.
I got crab man on me, Mr. Krabs!
Is that the guy that gets me?
Yeah, that's Mr. Krabs.
You need a lot of money.
You ain't getting this first dollar back until you get it right now.
Oh god. There.
Any reason why my distro doesn't work?
I might put on some more epic music or something.
Music in this game is too calm.
What is it? What is it? Stake?
Yeah, these turrets like the intensity.
Oh!
What the heck?
What are you even hitting? What was that?
What's that? What's that? What's that thing?
I'm trying down.
Yeah.
What's your game?
Flipped in freak.
Reach above.
Go be slivvy me pal.
Good job.
Hello trees.
Hello world.
Hello grass.
Hello. Hello Trees. Hello Rock. Hello Crash. Just brand things.
Yes, so as you know, what you want to do is there's not a lot of toppling interchanges
with Grange so you can outrange them so you can like throw them over the wave.
Let's watch you. Mr. Krabs is going to stay back. I've got a lot of folks on him.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Yeah, keep fighting Mr. Krabs.
Oh my god!
Mr. Krabs down. Here, let me push the wave for you two.
Just in time.
Thanks bud, thanks bud, thanks bud.
So how do you do it all of a sudden?
How do you shush-shush-shush-shive?
I can run some on the top side.
You can try shive, yeah.
Shush-shush-shush-shive.
Shiving Nashor's top-stimulator win rates
looks like a little bit harder to use shiv than Nashor's.
Shush-shive.
Oh, I should have bought that.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
I proposed it about the other thing.
Sorry.
Bandol Scout isn't just a tiger.
Sorry everybody, sorry everybody, what's this undo button?
How do you undo a bye? How do you undo a bye?
Uh, it's too late, once you leave the fountain you can't undo it.
Yeah, you can't.
All good, you wanted it.
Goodbye, it's goodbye.
Sorry boss.
Sorry boss, sorry.
Sorry boss.
I'm not scared of you.
You take it all my money, you take all my money.
Come here, you scum.
Oh my god.
I'm scared of you.
hahahahahahahahaha
EEEE CHICKEN OPEN BOLLY
UGH YARMATCHU MCHU YARMATCHU MCHU YARMATCHU MCHU
YARMATCHU MCHU
Oh my god, we got... we got money again.
He just... oh my goodness.
Oh thank god, thank god, okay.
Mr. Krabs, can they see my... my monsters?
is dancing around it so when you're you're putting it too close to the
tower the tower has stealth detection so you can see your mushrooms I want
oh god I put it a little bit farther away radius got you box got you box
have a chance
one captain six but heckle might be at my hand
good video for sure
What the fuck is this? I'm doing a meat!
What the hell was all that?
He's pooping my dick off!
Yeah, that champ is really strong in 1v1s.
They're probably doing Drake, if I had to guess.
Oh, this is worded so no one is a super to royal to royal to
an ally has been slain you watch fighting like this I find me
We did another day out in the field.
We're not to look like it.
No.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Hello, man.
I think we go. Try to look here. They're too low, man.
Horseman's coming.
Horseman, horseman, horseman!
Oh my god!
Yeah, he runs really fast. He's got a lot of legs.
Oh my god, I swear to god
We're staying next to our towel sitting in the chair and one. Oh, yeah, I'm staying next to my tower. These fuckers aren't getting me no more
I'm staying right. It's the tower. I'm not moving an inch
I don't think we can kill
Okay
Yeah, I'll be hard to kill God. I hate the surprise
This pussy you see that I mean I will say the fact that you're
Jesus
We'll go back to go back. I'm not gonna get caught here go backwards. We go back to go back
Oh, that wasn't good.
Oh, Mr. Goodman!
Oh, Mr. Peter Gamer gave him a much more good man.
Good man!
Thank you, Mom.
What?
Are you kidding me, brother?
He done a lot of ulti, but...
I knew he has been so nice.
Oh, don't do that!
Don't do that!
Don't do that!
Don't do that!
CD on all. Oh. It's okay. Oh my god.
We're 50 hundred back on the loose. Never go back.
Okay. If you want to, like if you have a kind of like a chance you can buy a reasonable
potion. Yeah. And then every time you go back to base, it's a green bottle. It's on the left
You get two pots is free. Oh
My god, just pushing thank god. Thank god. I think he made something
Oh shit
I got shit
Nice nice nice. Oh, yes now I'm cooking like
Starting and now the game can really be dead
Yeah, it's chill. I don't think he would have dodged it anyways
She was she was you guys are serious. Yeah, it's true. Crabs is playing hardball
I have one more chance to talk to him and I'll see that guy.
We can make it.
I have insane eye contact.
Oh, I ran a barge and I fast flashed.
Run my car.
What? What? What? What? What?
Hey, shoot him to keep up with me. Keep up with me.
I'm scared of him.
What? What? What? What?
I mean, I had to kill his fucking alt.
What do you want?
Is it not for today?
No, it's a brand new hobby.
Does that mean?
What?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's not for today.
No, it's a brand new hobby.
Does that mean?
Yeah.
I mean, it's not for today.
I mean, it's not for today.
I mean, it's not for today.
Going on, how's y'all's games going?
We're winning, we're winning.
Did Pia throw any games yet, like the last time?
No.
No, no, no, no, I ain't gonna do ATG, I promise, I'll do it.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Fuck!
No!
No!
I
You're learning disciple tactics that you can use as well, you can also hide in a bush
Oh my goodness. Oh my good. We won
We won the GC Tournament.
Where's the truth at? Has anyone found the truth?
All we do is win, win, win, no matter what, what, what.
We're in GC Tournament on my mind, I can't get enough.
You demand?
3, 2, and 1.
Yeah, we could do is we could be super lame and put like three mushrooms in the bush.
Wait, wait, in the shade of bush?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my fucking gosh!
Fuck!
No, that's not good, that's not good, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Okay
It's our first and then
You almost won that I'd be good job
I don't know what you know what I think you do I think you walk by that same bush one
VITABILITY POWER IN THE BUSH!
BUSH!
BUSH!
Oh, it's well view
Oh, god
Follow me boys, follow me
Oh, you're giving me a nice
Stalker ball
You were in the race
Turn it secure, baby
Oh, shit
Is my mushroom big enough to give me the visibility power in the bush? Oh, no
Yes, I'm trying to see you around here for a little bit, but you're getting danger out.
Oh my god, he has gross mule?
That's a damn misfortune.
I'm not good at this, I'm not good at this.
Locking two body pushes again boys.
That's you go that bush again bitch pussies Mr. Shit Butt Professor Shit Fart go back
in that bush I dare you I dare you coming we can kill I dare you
and halal has been slain
oh my god
oh my god
halal has been slain
there
yeah
holy shit
so what happened
while they were here is it supposed to be the carry
hahahaha
hahahahahaha
they've been killing us
i felt good
i felt good
I should have moved it away.
My brain was not.
Is that how you're good?
So that's good.
One of the one Twitch games in, but...
You just call him...
Mark Macho?
Oh my god, guys, guys, guys, guys!
I hope this is a good match. I'm not gonna keep going.
Hahaha.
Uh, is that there? Oh, they can rejuvenate me or something?
No, we can just come top.
Okay, coming top, coming top.
Yeah!
I'm coming.
Yeah!
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
This guy's not gonna die.
That'll happen boy, that'll happen.
I see it in your life.
Yeah, I just keep here for a while, yeah.
That's all good.
Alright, follow me boy, keep going.
Finish your bot.
This all stops important.
You can give...
Come text all and still win
I'm like
There's no flash oh
Oh he's coming for me he's coming for me.
You can't leave up his energy.
Or we can flank him while I'm flanking him.
Alright let's give him a go.
Go go go go go go go go go get him get him get him get him get him.
Fucking die.
Nice nice nice nice.
He's going to do this, he's going to do this.
He's going to be there and die.
He's going to have a suit on.
Oh.
Oh lord everybody fucking run.
Everybody fucking run right now.
We can turn this in as well.
No!
I can kill him if he doesn't kill me
Nooo!
Nooo!
He's not bad, not bad
Hey, that's Mr. Crab
He's not stupid
Thank you
Oh, why?
No, it's goodbye
I was actually pretty good
Have this book
I'm gonna stay back
Probably
There's no reason for me to make that attention for them.
Two top, two top, a down, a down.
Yeah.
Mish Fortune and another guy.
All right.
I'm beating him.
Oh, that friend from her state.
You can look back.
That friend from her state.
Come on.
Get, get, get, get, get, get, get.
He's just making stay here in some big dump.
I got you.
The enemy has been stopped.
Very nice.
Don't remember.
You watch, you watch.
Dude, let's do something, let's kill that fucking horse.
Nice.
Uh, careful to me, or to Hiccum.
Hiccum!
I need some top!
Nice!
Alright, actually the game is very winnable now.
Well, I'm almost three items.
Actually, I eluded it and three items.
I'm gonna go home!
I only just need one lucky fight around this grid.
So I'm gonna move up in my 30s.
It's probably one more way for everyone in the facing group.
I'm gonna be the move here.
Okay, so advice what's most important is that we just kill whoever we can get
We don't need to kill anyone, but just get a KCCC
So, that's the only one, and then think about end up holding KCCC
Let's get that, I don't know, some of that, I'll be back in a second
Oh, horseman is on me again, you got me fucking my ass, are you so dead serious?
He likes you
I'm looking like I'm looking at the cross out way here
Guys, how do you counter that?
What am I doing wrong? I feel like I'm doing pretty good.
I gotta make this mini-map bigger. I can't see shit down there.
Rampage. Nice.
Oh, coming. Rampage.
Let's go. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There we go boys.
Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking. I can see.
The little guys on the map?
Yeah, we could turn and fight them.
Why are we letting this guy walk up?
I got scared.
This guy's scared.
We're fighting.
Okay, I'm coming.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Let me get him.
Dominating, guys.
No way.
The map of my speed is super big for all the stream snipers.
Oh my god.
Beautiful.
He's gonna drink.
I love him so much.
Ergo, you're right here.
Yes, hello.
Just hit it.
Okay.
I don't know what I could cast him.
I'm just scared of the...
It's okay.
Perfect.
Ergo, Ergo, Ergo.
No one, no one.
Oh my god. I'm on this game, but. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. He's really
strong. Okay. He's really strong. So what you do is you can get this. Oh, that's okay.
Oh, no!
Get this wind!
Get the stand right here, and the person who presses the wind, hit the point!
No!
You're good, you're good.
Very nice try.
Watch her.
These two questions, that guy puts a hundred bombs an hour!
It looks so hard.
I'm not hurt here.
I think I can't. I can't play this on this team.
Come on, mate.
Kicking plant? What plant?
But this one right here?
You guys are fine. I think, uh...
I think you're doing good.
Alright, do you see me right here?
Yeah.
This is called a blast cone, and if I'm standing inside of the circle, and I see it, it does that.
Whoa!
It's like, it alley-oops you up.
Oh, alley-oop? Exactly.
You could do that right you could get on it, and then just eat it as a
God you got God's watching one
Back never worry never worry
Yeah, I'm already out here. Okay. Yeah, he was back. Oh my god
You're gonna go there
We're just gonna get it.
You missed!
Thank you.
You missed!
You missed!
Thank you.
I'm target!
You're expected to get this one.
Goddamn!
I shouldn't have missed anybody.
I mean, if you can, kill them.
I mean, if you can, kill them.
I mean, if you can, kill them.
I mean if you can kill him up but everyone on the team doesn't fit into everything
so, not one guy that's like way as much of a you know.
And the scalp biscuits, we have more than 100 flavors.
Boo boo boo.
Are you winning, guys?
No.
I'm not winning boss.
Oh, thanks.
I'm trying to look at that website that tells me what to buy but there's an advertiser over the thing that I need.
There we go.
Hey.
Hi guys.
Fucking.
I
Yes
With the second one then you get some
The first auto attack there's gonna be like the tower has like a little shield and if you auto attack it or chunk it
Oh, oh, okay. Okay, guys
Let's uh fight over our nip
Which side do you want?
Yes.
Our bot in it.
Take that!
There you go.
I got a bot, I got a bot.
Much better.
Nothing.
Get on mid.
An enemy has been slain.
Nothing's happening.
She pushed, she pushed, she pushed.
She can't reach it.
Good stuff.
Hello.
Good stuff.
Great stuff, right?
I got a straight coming up, can we A-45 maybe?
Let's get a freaking buy time for my ult.
Yeah, we can.
Yeah, then you just stay at this point, okay?
Then it's gonna pop up my second, and I'm out.
Everyone's gonna feel good
We're gonna buy V4 so we should be in a deep spot
We're gonna kill them
We got em
We're gonna kill them
We're gonna kill them
We're gonna kill them
We're gonna kill them
Kill them, kill them, kill them
We're gonna kill them
We got em, have it
Got it
Nice
You? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no
One more, one more
There's no flash, no flash
I'm not gonna shut off
I'm gonna have to push
Don't say anything to eat those mushrooms, that's just way to check.
You should take the fight when we have numbers at the end.
You can take the wave peanut.
Again?
Yeah, we will.
Welcome.
I'll skew all.
I'm backing up.
Oh, he got that though.
Oh man, that was one odd off killing this.
Random flash.
Careful of uh...
I think he's coming top now
I think he's gonna get this
I think he's gonna get this
I think he's gonna get this
Take that, Mr. Grabs!
Oh, you know what I want this
Just take everything and
whenever you get like one kill
you always want to come up
I'm gonna kill this guy
I'm just trying to go for the low.
Okay, let's just dip now, let's just dip now.
We're probably off.
Okay, that was an insane sequence.
We got 10 kills back to back.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch!
Fuck you, man!
He's actually one of their boys.
Oh, well done.
Oh, you're muted?
I was I'm locked in I'm locked in much
Got top that topic to come talk we should get them we used to get them
I just like doesn't it give you good thingy
You get the red anyway, oh I see
We'll be surprised though.
These are your minions.
That's your D.D.
Okay.
I'm gonna tell them we're back to the goodies.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so we have to have like two more dollars.
Three more dollars.
I'm not gonna come fight with me, I'm just gonna fight.
We need to save Yvonne.
Save Yvonne.
Save Yvonne.
I'm coming for us!
I'm coming for us!
I
The game it's usually not
I
Yeah, I'm up cuz Drake's in 20 seconds, so no more goop and top we got a we got a
Get this breakie actually up to peace so you're gonna be on time anyways, yeah
It was the time of the Drake cream bar and cream party time. Yeah, I'm for the drink
All right, tell board like they're
We'll make sure we gotta protect him. He's gonna get he's gonna get
What happened
your team
I'm just a little bit great
Actually, I don't think you can I think you'll get up to their nexus and they don't
I
I'm gonna just instantly look mid. I'm gonna look perfect on mid right here.
Pretty good. We can look to end guys. Come down. I'll be pretty right now. It's probably our best chance in the game
Okay, just not back in
You were watching a master. I think that was the first one I heard from a total game
Where they call them such yes
Yeah, I'm gonna do we I'm on that website so I do Darius rank Darius a ram
Darius arena or Darius counters right right right all bro. You'll love Darius
That's what I'm saying. I think Darius is extremely
It is
Always liked it
Okay, I left so you guys kind of like hutch
Thank you so much. Sorry
Hey, at least I actually got this time, you know
Mm-hmm. They want for two hours for peanut to die and be sad
Well, it all fair. It's a one-off for tomorrow. Are you sure? Yes, I never said I need a one-off
I'm on streaming if you're streaming you can play I need to one. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm off for apex Ledgerman's
Yes. Oh, come on. If he will be fine
You're warming up for the screen
happening tomorrow. It's a 40 hour stream potentially upwards of 60 hour
stream. Yeah, me and Tim you're doing a 60 hour stream starting at 9 a.m. tomorrow.
You're doing yeah, actually. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. What are you all doing?
Rookie to Fred on Apex Legends. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. We're not stopping. We're not
stopping until we're both predators. It takes you three days and then it's
the league tournament and it hits the same time.
I'll play both games at the same time.
Oh, there is no way you're up at 9am tomorrow.
You got to be yanking my penis.
I am going to be up at 9am easily.
It's a fine duty for the games.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
I can't tell if he's being serious I'll be a dead serious I'll be a dead serious
Really?
I'll be a- I'm dead- do I- do I look like I'm- some type of fucking fool?
Don't look like I'm some type of- some type of joke?
Well...
I'm dead serious
Well...
You look like a peanut
But how is that supposed to be?
I'm up at 9am looking to pretend I get a T this is no joke
I see what maybe you should come
not play with us.
Yeah, no thanks.
I'm not on that game.
I can't play.
You don't play it.
No, it's the one game.
I'm dead.
No, I'm good.
Why are you?
Are you?
Are you ass?
I've never really liked it.
And yes, I'm fucking terrible.
8 packs are super fun
I would get loaded in with no gopuffs we were like playing like some casual games and everyone's like flying around and fucking
Just going super saying and shit, and I can't even I legit can't get a single kill
It's pretty hard
I guess they have a pretty similar though.
ArcGrader's update.
ArcGrader's update?
It didn't have an update, but it is a little wide today.
Apparently, people didn't even get their points for explanation.
You know that?
That's crazy.
What?
I'm so definitely not shocked.
What?
Yeah.
New content update.
you get four more staff space and
badge and constant update.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh man, three more very comfortable pillows.
Gonna do Xbox again?
No, it'll be pecking on PC, pal.
I lost the plus.
Personal computer.
Personal computer.
I'm like, I can play since the Riven's I've seen.
The map looks cool and the new giant Dorito looks cool.
They're scared. Wait, they're scared? Yeah, they're scared. They're scared. They saw
you when they started running you. They both scared you. Good shoes. Am I right ones? Am
What was?
Hey, sorry, power and let's just say, uh, they're out of here.
Okay, let's just say, let's just say they're out of here.
I'm banning Teemo.
You're banning Teemo?
Yeah, that's not serious, I'm not my game.
That's not serious, I'm not my game.
What if they mad Paris too?
Oh, fuck.
Wait, I'm banning Teemo.
I've been trying to demand
Now that I think about it if you're gonna play a new champ, maybe
But now we're it's late
That's for pussies anyways, but what what rune do I think for Daria's?
It's on the website.
It should be Conker and everything else.
Oh yeah.
Maybe he doesn't know what Conker is.
I do, um, cursesion.
Yeah, exactly.
They don't recommend a different page for the most part.
Oh shit, I didn't realize Timmy's doing seven different FPS games at the highest level.
That's crazy.
He's a gamer.
Yeah, he's doing every game.
These don't line up
He's a lot of it all the website because which one which one which one that's gonna embarrassing
The crazy thing about Timmy is like once in a while
There's just do like a fucking legit 40-hour stream and I understand how he stays awake
That's infested me
We all need a whole amphetamines
Back body double wait, where are you gonna find somebody that looks like Timmy?
Well
Well, there is a lot of guys there's like a ton of guys there guys it's found like statistically speaking
to be like cuz there's so many guys is that what you're saying oh okay I'll
pick something you can say but I can't say for a bastard please
what should I play yeah I'm always walking the line
It's so popular in Japan.
They love fat people.
Motherfucker.
They love American shit.
You know how like there's people in America that love Japanese shit and their weebs in Japan, they have Ameribus.
They love like cowboys and cowwits.
You know what was funny?
I was on YouTube Shorts and I saw that there's like this in Japan.
like this group that rides motorcycles and listens like country music.
I was like, I saw a video of that.
I was like, how funny is that?
That's just really popular in Japan.
That's cool.
I'd always wanted to go to Japan.
Can I tell you my favorite thing that I like watching about Japan?
It's, I don't watch anime.
Uh, it's the vending machines.
They got some cool vending machines.
You ever seen those videos?
I have, I have.
Yeah, they're pretty sick.
He has a bunch of Japanese videos on his computer. He talks about actually
You're asking about how many terabytes is hard to I can hold it was weird. Yeah, I'm just yeah
The gary is hapsis X and the tweezers around
The handle the handle do not take him a jet stack
How the pre-enemy champion and large
Think about pain
No, it's next attack deals
I think so I think it's really fun. It's been a constant
A moomoo and now fighter like to
entire tournaments
And by
By I'll be okay. Yeah, I'll be okay
I've been playing by a lot. I like her. I've learned the one shot with the lethality build pretty nice
I don't know what you're going to
ask. Got it. Okay. What?
I'm just, you know, just, hey, uh,
true testing every skill. Why
why is it that she's shielded?
Blitzcrank in the bot lane.
I have a basketball player
Is that a little bit of Aki way that I just heard?
You have a basketball player!
I'm a Hooper!
You've never seen the guy who makes the sandwiches?
Yes!
He's like, sure, sure, you know?
Get with the man!
What'd I do?
I literally, the Aki way, bro.
Yeah, I like that guy, Scott.
There's a goat.
Wait, I pushed basketball around the short people.
Sure people can't play basketball, that well.
Wait, you know what, you see how the basketball player piece is?
Yeah, they modeled the areas after you.
Oh, shee, oh, shee.
Feels like this happens often here.
Yeah, I would say if you just give me the A of S,
in fact, if you thank for the support such as that,
he does not go and give me, there's no I and T.
What will he give me, what will he give me?
What will he give me?
Peer, probably for Canon XP,
even if you're not at least like 80 peri,
just literally got it.
You should've got an XP, so I mean like,
you're actually gonna be a base, at least a...
Oh, well.
themselves the e does something oh fuck yeah e pulls him in oh he's got complicated
so a very very easy combo is auto w and then q and back up like throat death and then you'll hit
him with the outside ring of the q and if you hit people with the outside ring it does more damage
and that deals you oh there's like two rank one place no wait i can
when i go home
it's good no i keep me showing money they have lincoln actually here i'll be dribbling
she's i'm doing another course she's
i'm surprised they have a skin just trying to get the slave in this bitch
Better call traveling cuz I need to go in places. Oh
That's basketball quick lines
Let me go ahead and die real quick
Okay, these are going good these are going good
Okay
Okay, all right
Okay, I made a mistake choosing this character. I made a mistake choosing the gator. This guy is incredibly
incredibly complex
He made a big mistake boys. We made a big mistake
I'm gonna come help you kill mr. Lee sin
No, I'll get get to the wave
I think he should try Quinn.
I think Quinn is going to be absolutely worthless in the AT&T journey.
If the purpose is to withstand it,
it's just a facility.
I'm looking at to have fun.
Here's the other guy.
I'm really looking at to have fun.
Sorry about that, I had to...
I see that there's like a good top guy, so I'm going to have to deal with him often.
I'm a I'm a fun enjoyer
I saw a bunch of people say I wasted my alls, but when am I supposed to use it, now you're
not used to my time?
My bad.
When am I supposed to use that thing?
Where do I use my alls, my alls, my alls, is it execute, oh come on, so I use it when
he's low, when he's low on health?
Oh, got it, got it.
Somebody had to be me, might as well be me.
Okay, get on turn. We should be able to...
Great kill, that's a very least tiered. They're like...
...looking...
Oh, so they want this.
They all want this.
I have TPA. I can TPA.
No, it's okay.
This is not really a dive. I don't know what they're doing.
Oh!
What are they doing?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I win buddy. You buddy. It's not just low. It's oh shit. I was a week. I was a week.
The ball stacks of bleed max five balls. I want to tell you has a lot of balls, huh?
I
Buzzing a boss I wasn't any hit or he got no
Walking up be just take that whole fight over there in two seconds. I much much just walk up right up to her right now
He's in this going to be here
I think it's easier to hit a lot of people.
Alright, back it up.
We'll stay on the 80p though, but...
Yeah.
A stress less guarantee.
Oh, Ari's okay, she's going up.
Stay up, you okay?
I don't think we can fight this.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I don't either.
Here's all muscle memory.
Take notes!
Oh, that bastard!
She's too quick, she's too quick!
Lee Sin might be up there soon, be not.
Zag, you're a bad guy.
They're junglers.
They're bad guys.
He's probably right.
Oh, he's down there.
What the hell?
I don't understand this fast thing, sorry.
Oh my goodness.
He's blind.
We don't know what he's up to.
He's vlogging around.
He's vlogging around.
Zag it around.
I'm blind to you beating your ass. I'm calling. I'm gonna be in that jungle
Don't is the gift I give you oh
He's got too much concentration all right, oh my goodness
when I
Wow, that was actually such a good tone initially is is a blue thing
As it looks like a blue scorpion tail, what's it called? I can't go on the other website speed
It won't let me the gates how we know that on this voucher. It's a it's like a blues
It's like a golden scorpion tail with a blue screen
Let's go
Oh yeah, that's what this one is for the first time, because you just want to press it, and it'll slow them down completely, taking their ankles from them.
I'm hooping, I'm hooping right now.
After you clear that wave and come down here.
Hey guys watch.
There's a few of us and we're here, I'm coming though.
I'm coming watch, I'm coming watch.
There she is.
Oh, we're here.
We've got it.
We've got to defend private lunch.
I guess much, I guess much, I guess much, I guess much.
Dude, stuns on him, kill him!
I'm stuning on him, Jett!
You win?
Oh, another one, watch out, watch out!
Kill him, Jett! Fuck it, Jett!
Kill him, kill him.
Die!
Whoa!
Kill him!
I don't like this.
Nice, nice hit that back. Great job, P.
Die, die, do it boss. Do it boss.
Oh, we're going back, boy. We're going back.
I'll have to buy and then I'll be there.
Oh shit, oh shit! We got them. Auto, W, auto, EQ.
Auto, W, auto, EQ.
there. There is no flash. I don't like having to click buttons. I'm just gonna click this one.
Yes.
Ari's here. Started Drake. They're on Drake. It's time for the Drake Creed party.
Let's try it.
Get me?
I'm walking with you.
Nice.
Get out of here, scumbag!
That's your hutch.
Over here.
Oh, fuck, I missed you.
Nice.
Good work.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
This guy?
Oh, I'm actually walking to me.
Use Q to follow you
There's no iron team
Are you bitch? Oh my goodness. Oh wow
You know
level
How did he come from
Oh my goodness, oh my god
Oh
Take tower for tower here, I think
Wait, we're gonna wait with us. We give up us away. We're waiting a big place. I'll make kill
Fiora is mid, lets see, oh no its the rest.
Krek is missing, oh he's back on, Lee Sin could be behind him, I think we can win, what?
We definitely win, we definitely win.
Fiora is mid back up, and Kegyousa, Kegyousa!
He just went really ganked all game, he's so behind.
Yeah, and it's a hard way to play
We'll be very careful to stay connected you might want to start
Yeah, I don't know if you're my in a long way. Oh wait, I don't understand how if you're a word
She just kept getting help over and over again. I
I
Do shit, I do shit the Marlins
Nice her I was I was you don't I was using all my abilities. Oh
Yeah, you can I don't want to make a different either guys
We heal I could do anything
Sorry, yeah, she's cutting
Oh my god, nice.
He's too powerful.
Take your health target and right now.
He's nice.
He's healing.
Oh, shit.
We just got to push mid one more and then Drake and we will be good to go.
Lee Sin is right here.
Oh, that's right.
You get out of here.
Come on, guys.
I'm gonna kill all these short people first.
He's gonna sit on Drake.
Here we go, all right, all right
I don't have anything no money
All my short people wizards keep taking all my money just run
It's all good
We're catching up.
I would keep his teeth.
Hey, I like it.
He's read.
Oh wait, this bitch is still here.
What the fuck?
You know, you just don't want to do the farm.
You don't want to eat him.
They're still all tied up.
Why are you playing this?
I can't read.
Ooh.
Pick up a book, sir.
Pick up a book.
I'm trying to keep the street titles under three decimal words just for you, Jack.
It's for you.
It's for you, big man.
I love surfing, too.
Mm-hmm.
You want to face the D-Man?
Be ready to walk down here for you, I'll let you know.
Watch!
I think, I think he needs to just push the wave in base, he's probably sitting on like
two pergoles right now.
Me, I said I'll have to have a gold.
Oh my careful he's into that river. He's gonna be behind you potentially be
Okay, watch the watch, damn, what's in here?
Listen to that, listen to that.
Somebody had to be me. Might as well be me.
What is this, dude?
I can go bot. I'm not sure.
Yeah.
No one can truly match the power up, but...
I can farm.
I don't know.
Go long on her.
Just keep it here.
Expecting going mid.
Oh my, they just keep doing small nuts on you.
Oh yeah, that bitch, she has a dash, so she can dash and charm you.
And then it makes you walk towards her.
Yeah, she's gonna blow you a kiss.
Oh, and you don't want to hit a deadly kiss.
Oh, is this a maze?
Yes, she is.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hotch, I need help.
top you say you try to give me AIDS
oh my goodness
I'm two levels higher than this lady I can totally beat this shit out of it
yeah you're actually farming good this game this is like you're actually pretty
Yeah, I love it, yeah.
Very good, mom.
What you didn't see?
Quickness.
All right.
If you have a mate, you can like pull her in and try to kill her.
Pull her in, they're like that, pull her in.
Careful top, careful top right now.
Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.
Yeah, they're possibly going long.
Guys, get rid of that half of the top.
Yeah, look at that.
I'm pulling back, I'm pulling back.
There, there, there, you're good to go now.
We got him.
We found him.
I got the one starting
Great cream party 120 do it take me buddy
Now you're back to the base. I'm rich
Yeah, I'm sure you're sitting on
Yeah, yeah, I got you a moody
Oh
then we buy a red gauntlet oh this one this one this one you don't have to chase
guys you don't have to chase yeah I'm backing up I'm backing up
wait a second push lanes push lanes and the magic rock get a better fighting
fight timings
don't break that end don't them I fucking wish I knew what you could just
power I'm with you Stradbecker it's a really short pull down it's on your one
probably by default, but it gives you movespeed in a circle in front of you.
Well, I, what did I say? So you just want an active item, it's called
Strivebreaker. Yeah? Just fuck around with it. It's a really short cooldown, it's
like 20 seconds, but it gives you movespeed, and it slows people in a circle.
Gotcha! It's very good for garrison, chase people down for kills, and also just
move fast in a fight. 10 seconds on drive? Yeah, weird.
I don't care 100%
Oh my god
Your next level
Take that!
I literally never play this champ, I can't
Go for the bot here
Take your the tower take your there Senna was here
Good thing got that the tower nice
Perfect perfect now you want it probably dip
Use W on the tower oh
Oh, that's good to get this good to get the
Okay, let's let's all reset. You can also like when you have nothing to do, you can look at the map and farm the jungle camps. These guys are rocks.
Well, how much money do you have? I think in general top laners farming drawing camps is all that.
That would be fine.
I mean, he is this right here?
They beat the shit out of him. Yeah, yeah, free gold.
Free money free money. We'd like the money if we did free money. Glendon. All right, who just robbed me?
Those were Hutch's rocks
Oh
Oh
I'm pushing all my buttons like rain really bad
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I oh my god
Oh, my goodness.
I got pretty sure half of what I just did right there didn't mean anybody.
You guys are dead.
I'm not sure you guys got a water state from the other side.
I'm sick of you for the guy.
I'm sick of you for the guy.
I'm going to beat my ass.
I'm beating him.
I'm beating him.
I'm beating him.
I'm beating him.
I'm beating him.
I'm beating him.
every time one of them get close,
Blitzcrank will come and yank them off.
What?
You see that?
I did what?
I got stuck training.
You're a good hooker, you're a great hooker.
I don't take people by surprise.
Would you rather be calling you a great hooker?
Which one do you want?
I don't know what's the right way to say it.
Is he backtracking?
Maybe not, but I was like, there's no one.
I was like, what is this?
That's okay, I understand.
Thank you. Someone understand me, God.
You gotta hit that crystal on the tower.
There we go.
That's perfect, that's done.
Dude, this is a creature.
I
Did
We will get the magic rock we'll get the magic rock and then we'll return to the think of battle
This spam three oh, I forgot about the three. Oh, yeah, I forgot about the stride breaker. Oh my god
You are you are right this guy's complicated. He's sexy
He is complicated and sexy. Oh, but he is fun though
And the basketballs the best was is five right
They're beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it's time for the great cream party
To the great keep on it
Sound of a bunch the hell is that guy?
I
Don't see it take it slow fellas
Now
I
I'm going for the tower and there's special crystal boys.
They're on me.
There's special crystal boys.
The word don't quit it.
Let's go.
Yeah.
I actually think on Thursday we're going to do great.
Wait, people are being negative?
Who's being negative?
They think we're going to lose?
I'm going to need to talk with them.
As anyone practicing with any of the other team practice
lead, do you like to practice?
There's no way that someone would get a jewel for team practice
one single time, by the way.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
I guarantee you, I guarantee you will win.
Scum is only good at like cock a duty.
Adapt can only hit trick shots.
Tyler1 has his D lumping head surgery that day.
We are going to be fine.
Oh hell yeah.
We are the winners.
Wait, is this tournament still going?
What?
Really?
Oh no, it's, excuse me, it's done, right?
Who won?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, it's still going.
XQC's team against chat. Who's the other team?
Zoyle. I mean, where's the Zoyle and Ludwig against XQC?
Oh, I see. They have Winions and the Garen didn't TP and he could have TP'd it ended right now,
I don't know how anybody get it.
All right, okay, okay, yeah, my chat's saying if you wanted to, I didn't know your trade
records on three.
You can move it in your inventory to like a different slot if you want to go like one
or two or whatever.
Oh, God, you must be much.
active item. Oh wait. Wait, wait, wait. To me, oh shit.
Oh shit, she's gonna be safe.
I have to use my clicky music.
I have to open up Apex Legends.
It might block my screen.
Open it up sir.
I'm gonna go pee okay
LEG!
RIDE!
Oh, you got me. I was being oh you got me. Oh my goodness. Oh you got me. You got me. Oh
You caught me. You got me. Sorry
You caught me. I was being you caught me. You got me. Sorry you got me. You caught me. Sorry
I'm gonna open up that website again
Here we go
Holy shit, I'm back welcome back. Oh, thank you, sure
So do you still like do you still like playing our creators or is it more about like the
The funny shit that can happen in the game the funny shit also like kind of open world stuff where you can void
It's my favorite and then the gun fights are still incredible
Yeah, but like the
Um, I would say that there's nothing to work for there's nothing to work
When there was a lot of players who were talking 350 400,000 players in the game even though
You know he had the viewership that he had we should still somewhat hide in the queues now with the player counting
I wouldn't say there's there's there's no hiding like anyone who wants to find us is gonna get in our game
Yeah, I will say like it like it is like grab a couple beers and have some blind fun with your buddies on the percent
100% on the percent if you're going to do a game you want to like progress and do stuff. It's like
This is I mean, it's not yeah, no, I know exactly. Yeah, but it's even more and you're like, I'll never run out of like
relax
It's more like I
said who a bobcat 300 times and there's not really much
to get excited about the game like you know how you ever play
talk off what I've never done what about Delta 4 sir and any
traction shooter no well not that's not about guns like it's
about like reds you know and a bi
reds as well and gold so what do you do like a bunch of money spend it's the two
but you fight for it's just a preview of a tarp off I go play on a tarp off right
I'm going for the mark room so I can make that money you know on art here
there's no rooms there are but they're not worth anything mm-hmm yeah you kill
one guy that's worth more than 80 mark through with the entire game or worth
more than this guy doesn't stop being a big fat
I swear to God
you good you see this guy you see this
might be going by going this way but we're gonna go this way
I'm committed you're gonna have to carry this one
I go counter
Okay, who's this our rumor? Oh wait, Ornn. Ornn, are you? He was moving around. I could read it. Ornn.
He's a super thing.
You gotta be thanking my wiener. This guy is fucking my ass. I tell you, I cannot get close.
Now, they're shitting me up in the air and just demolishing me.
Oh yeah, he handblowns you.
Don't make the player hate yourself.
That's true.
That's hum- that- Jesus, that.
Oh, fuck!
You're getting fanboyed on.
You're getting all mega fanboyed on.
Okay, you have to go home.
Oh, wow, that's crazy.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
What, you think those are streamer snipers?
That's the most unrelenting gank I've ever seen.
Yeah, that was- that's what you guys mean?
Like, I don't know.
That's the most unrealistic gank I've ever seen.
Yeah, that was the best game I've ever seen.
Like, I don't know.
It's possible that it's not, but it's super weird that it was for that.
Is that you guys?
Is that you guys?
There's a fuck out here!
I already got ordered to deal with them.
I'm not dealing with them.
He's dead.
Coming from the fucking forest.
Let's get flashed.
This is a structured situation.
Coming from the fucking forest. Let's get flashed. It's a structure situation
Not me not me
No, it is chicken steel. I know it is it is. I'm not crazy. Oh my god
Whoa, bro. Oh, yeah, this guy's crazy
Wait you guys talking to me right there
No, I
Was one of those scenarios where I'm muted and then you guys see the exact thing that would carry on the conversation
You know you didn't really yeah
What would you say? I said I'm not crazy. You're crazy and then you go this guy's crazy
So
immediately was that half job
You have a deal you know the deal
We take a drag here he's dead or no
Yeah, you can gamble you can gamble
It's a gamble if they're mid moves you go off he doesn't move
Sometimes like crabs and
greats every time I get close to that guy, you put your finger in my ass and just see
you right now it's okay because you can take this fight.
Stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on.
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
It really is coming out.
Oh, somebody's gonna die here.
This next one's Desimete. No, no, no, wait, don't die Desimete.
This next one's okay. That one okay.
Wait, no, no, no. It's them. It's them!
It's fucking them!
Let's gooooo!
Oh
Very good very nice make sure you get crab before you run to wolves that way you don't have to go super out of the way
Thank you
He stays I can come
I'm gonna come
I'm going forward
I see cocktail passengers.
Fucking...
Jesus, you can take that in my dinosaur disease damage!
That guy is just like a fucking rock.
He's also up like 40. Oh shit. He's just really really comparatively
Check out first. I go for it. Oh, check out what this guy's so low top as well. I go for it
No, no
Well, I cannot react
I'm supposed to hard counter this champ by when she W
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Take a four ride, take a four ride.
You better call traveling, because I'm going places.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, what the? What the hell? What the hell?
I have a question, Dio.
What's up?
If I'm in the jungle, and I got 1800 gold,
okay, after that drag fight.
Remember Ignite? Oh yeah, me.
I'll camp. I'll camp some of you.
I'll camp some of you.
Got it. Thank you.
There's no I in team as who's the juggle man?
Darius, I'll listen to him.
Name one is I.
Who's our juggle man?
I see.
Why?
Why?
Listen, listen, listen.
This, this, this, this pussy is just way too confident.
We can fuck his ass.
I tell you, this is way too confident.
I gotta do it all my way.
I gotta do it all my way.
Darius knows.
After we kill him, we can go here.
You can celebrate.
Just chill and I'll tell you when you have ghosts.
No.
You can celebrate just chill and I'll tell you when you have ghosts
They got it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
There's some boys here though, so I'm gonna be a TV too
I'm here. Go ahead walk up
is turn all of his minions and
We jump one back way you simple back. Yeah, that's perfect, but then you you can do space as well
That's me should do it again
Yeah, we will in time
I have a really big lead
And then you push the wave into his chair and then after that you free to do whatever you want after you push the wave
You can always
off rounds
Or you can face him by
Dribble up and down the court
That one is so mad you think so he's seen even rage is his cortisol spike is he mad maxing oh
My god, he's great back easy way back thing. Oh my god. I'm jibble-mogging. I'm jibble-mogging
He's about to do really really well and he's pumped that he's rich
Okay, you know what was really just a backseat while I was duck bugging no cap. Oh my god
Not caring whenever he was attacking him with everything you have
When you're finished training
Train more three seven CS in 12 minutes. It's time all close. I could we're just in for
Okay, so the first half there's a number next year score and that's how much farm you've done that's how many last six you've gotten. Oh
Yes, I'm not doing good
So he's CS mocking me
Oh my god, what am I fucking doing? What he's just mocking me right now
Yeah, oh my god
Was I just recording the whole time dude hush hush we the gang this guy had a scent
Sorry about that
Like that flashed into an absolute whiff
Nice we get one
Fuck nice nice nice nice
Oh
I want you to practice auto W so auto auto and then cancel it into a W
Let your auto go off and immediately W after
I don't know, so I hit him with the with the with the basketball hoop and then I W
You hit him with your auto attack first so like right click them into a W
immediately afterwards and you'll basically get two attacks off like very quick
So I wait until the basketball hoop has contact with his skin and then I hit W
Yes, yes, yes
Yeah, he's in like reload canceling
Except you get like the attack in and then you're in slay attacking again. Oh
God
Auto W on it's like
W I W
Just tell me I find him
I'm dead.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh.
No!
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Actually, I can't. I'm gonna walk in. I'm walking over.
I was like my G2 all the time.
I didn't, uh, I didn't think she was that big.
Oh my god, there's this fucking...
You're chilling you're chilling she just free-farms against mages
Yeah, it does.
Oh, I see that now.
I see what you're talking about.
Yeah, that way.
The way you're a bleed stack, you're passing five stacks.
When you have all your bleed up, you're paying for those crazy damage.
You want to do Q is one stack and then auto double stacks and then you're gonna
have to figure out how to get the rest of the autos.
Gotcha Vodz, gotcha, okay!
This guy is missing.
He has a real piece of shit, I know. Oh my god, he's in here.
Oh, man. That's so sad. It's okay, then.
Oh, that's a good speed. That's a good speed. That is a good speed. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh
Okay, next game if you play Darius
Usually I think it's a waste of money early like
Yeah, I would usually say so
I see I saw you like on Timo and stuff you're doing good
You can get the brown
Which cost me an adult
Like you always want to just rush from first time since it's such a big spike to finish your first time
Let's see the thing too
You get your stride breaker
You're gonna be fucking feeling good today
I'm gonna make you mad
I'm gonna make you shit
I have no ults to all of them
It's so bad to hurt a monster here
Thank you monster
Thank you monster
Look in here. Look in here.
Speaking Lyanna for a ride. Great. And on the ulti there. We're just in secret one.
Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next.
We're gonna be money, we're gonna be cash.
I don't have anything for you. All my shit is on cooldown.
Anyways, just give it. Let's give a preform for this.
One step at a time. You should be good to...
...blow wave.
Get your q on the wave. You know, do you see your q like this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't be shy about using your spells on them
There's no IED
But there is one
There is
That's great, that's great
Get this next wave, you can come to you one more and then you're on your base
They're gonna be there
You got 20 seconds
Watch, watch, watch
You do
Got it, you got it
Next kill up, nice
I win oh minus one
Because the reason why you you could know that too is if you like pick them in you have to like all of them are missing right?
So they're probably coming out
Oh
Oh, mr. Orange here, how'd you come get them with me? No jungles and are there supports in the jungle
They're in here
Gamer's for a guess
Get the money on that one. It's okay. Harold's not super important, but I will be here in a sec
Got the tower get the tower go back
You're ready to back
Why you gonna shit what the ref does the cool stuff all the way back to Tiger by yeah
When I say when I say you need to go back. I usually mean
recall like going and spanking
that's why she's walking
you think like going back to me is walking
look at the magic rock
and the long sword
zzzz
fought here Avan for one sec
they're gonna be walking in our control here
so we can take a look peak
back back back back
oh my god I thought earlier it was running forward
boys we're gonna take the next tower
we're gonna take the fight to them
So it's like home mega scary
I would say in fights. We can't wait. I go mid. I go mid. They engage first
You can come in
Let's look for a fight on mid on the next wave guys
Give me those cabbages
Get it boys!
I was gonna say really good
If you last hit a champion with your R so if you try to use it to security kill when they're low
It doesn't have a cool down. Oh
So you can get five
Oh, they were a little lower and
So that's the power.
How does like Darius is winning this game?
It's like getting a fight where he gets ignored
and you can just hold five people in a row.
Oh, whoo-hoo.
Who's up?
Oh, gotcha, boss.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Mm-hmm.
All right, follow me, gang.
Follow me, gang.
I'm getting the shit beat out of me by that.
I don't want the entire fighter out of in there, sorry.
Who's this lady?
You guys, should we want to keep on this lady?
We powerful enough?
You're good.
So we can hop off to one of them and then we can win them.
you know yes it's just no no no no in this game it really is kind of like
definitely one threat and then everyone else is whatever to be honest
he's never gonna carry ornith to say thank you so often to carry your only
damage dealers are brand and Aurelia but Aurelia's twice as strong
Drake party coming up soon guys
Oh
Run for your life that guy's Thanos. Well, that's good. That means you should have
Look pretty quick boys
Chilling let's start it before it really gets here
If we see her crossing mid we can decide if we want to finish it or wow, she's not even here
Sorry for should be good for us
Oh
Go go go on TV
Beautiful beautiful
We'll go kill her dog
I can beat her there that grabber and you yeah, you can you can and then run immediately after oh shit
that's okay. At least he didn't take it to the base. That would have been bad. Yeah, that would have been hilarious.
Let me take a look here. Where's the lady go?
You want- She gone? No, she's not here. She gone?
Yeah.
She ate my whole-
She was scared.
I'm coming for her!
Oh my god, I'm fucking scared.
This is so easy.
Oh my goodness.
There really is Santa's chair now.
I didn't think they were all covering Brand there, that was weird.
Ooh, you bitch!
Oh my god guys, you're like five guys, you're not dying.
I uh...
Didn't think I'd die like that.
Let's get this, get this.
And only defend our next game.
I
Just cute into three minions to get the shit beat out of me by nine people
It's tough
I'm a P. D. O. E. O. E. P. D. O. E. for using Timo. What does that mean? It's a P. D. O.
E. P. D. O. E. Oh. Using Timo. Are you a lot of fun?
We what? Wait wait wait.
So there's this a...
You got a thing around your leg?
Yeah you got a...
No no no, not PDLE, PDLE!
Not specifically...
So, PEDA, PEDA
Is that the legend term?
In league? The top langers?
They're bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, be careful!
Be careful!
What?
They're bad. They're bad people.
If you don't like using Teemo top lane,
they hate you.
I do not. I do not.
Remember, remember when you played Master Ian?
That's usually when you open up all checks and start calling them a pedophile.
But also in League, there's some League players that got, you know,
they had their PCs checked and they had bad shit on them.
Who did?
No, bro, this is also something that you need to understand about League is like if you are bad at the game
then you're actually
Supporting pedophiles because you're letting them win against you. That's morally wrong for you to be bad at League. What the hell?
I never played a game with such high stakes before!
Don't be back doing much! I'll get better!
Kill me, or I'll die!
There. I'm coming.
You gotta keep me behind you.
This is not looking good.
How are we supposed to kill them in Rally? I will see you in Rally.
The boss is the winner.
Nooo nooooo!
Thanks for your really wise. Dude, I-
The Peanots are winning!
The Peanots are winning!
We can't let them win!
Oh my god, there's a good time when you lie.
I
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, they paid up the ass for that holy shit
Wait one of their one of their people paid for that to be looking super cool whenever we lose
How much is it? Is it? Is it what you say next day?
Finisher next to Spinnaker.
Yeah, special.
Crystal finisher. It's like some bullshit in the shop.
I don't know, bro. I don't spend a dime on this game.
But that being said, Pena, I found out you can gamble on this game.
What are you fucking?
Yeah, wait, hold up.
Is it? Yeah.
What's this? Watch this.
Oh, what's this?
Lane, man.
Well, you don't want to gamble on that account.
That's a riot account, but hit the hit the loot at the top
and then go to the mythic shop.
No, I'm sorry, the sanctum and you can spin.
And it has a muster, you skin.
We want to go to the shop.
Show me.
You go to the shop, you go to the sanctum.
I'm she's saying that you can.
So you're talking about it.
Look, look, whenever you go a little,
it looks like a hammer hitting a shield.
It says crafting.
You see that lude that's called lude.
Yeah, then say OK.
and then sank them and you can open up these like Delta Force you're guaranteed the skin
after you open 40 of them but you can get it before oh
they actually just hard copied gotcha games what is this bro what's gotcha games hey here's
the better part here's the better part ask me how many times out of 75 on the 75th one it's
It's guaranteed how many cases I open before I got it.
72.
My guess.
OK.
Enough?
Wait, what was it?
75.
It's guaranteed at 75.
Yep, that's the right answer.
75.
I got it on the 75th case.
Wow, that is crazy, bro.
I'm doing only like 12,000 damage with Darius and I was doing like 17,000 damage with Teemo.
Should I go Teemo again or should I give you a Darius?
No, it's not really how it works because a lot of your Teemo damage is like fake damage,
you know, but a lot of your Darius damage is like damage on kills.
And on top of that, it's not just about damage when you're playing Darius, it's also about
how much damage you tank in a fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you're a big beefy boy.
Because on Teemo, like, whenever you're in those fights, let's say I'm playing Viya,
if I hit you with a Q, you're just dead and you get one shot, but if you're playing Darius,
You're gonna take a lot longer to kill which means when you're dying DL is not dying
We gotta be the
Dude, I'm thinking maybe
Maybe I'm gonna go I'm gonna back to Gary one game. Oh, yeah, try Garrett try Gary
Okay
It's like Aaron's
18th
They were handsome the whole game. I promise you like him. He's pretty fucking dumb. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah makes sense
I'm following your logic. I'm following your logic
I just roll swap you. Yeah, man thinking maybe I should join a one game and then try to
A little bit in the early so that
Cool.
You think he's graduating?
Good.
That's good.
I don't know what to tell the wife, man.
She!
We're lucky.
Yeah!
We're lucky.
Yeah!
We're lucky.
Yeah!
You're a good brand.
I'm pissed.
We're lucky.
Yeah!
We're lucky.
Yeah!
We're lucky.
Yeah!
We're lucky.
We're lucky.
We're lucky.
We're lucky.
We're lucky.
We're lucky.
Which one are you?
I was gonna get your brand. You know what you stay you stay simple. I'm gonna. Okay, I'll go what do you think about Caitlyn?
Or I think it's walk up to you like I could play
I'm down with that you want to do that
Well, that's got to be cool skin. There's no way I should have done. I should have just played a hook champ
to let you any Karen oh you guys gonna swap roles too so oh oh shoot he's the
quest line yeah the quest you can trade me trade me back okay oh my god
I'm not sure if I'm as good as I am.
Wait, other wheel?
Oh, sheesh.
Sheesh.
God, we be looking pippin'.
You see my guy?
You see my guy?
What do you do?
Which one are you?
I'm like a pimp or like a club owner.
Oh, you know.
Like a club owner.
Oh, yeah, it's time to win it's time to win out
Wait for this one this one's gonna the garrons got one combo. All right. Are you ready? Okay?
Q
Okay, so down
Thank you, E, R, and then probably just fall asleep.
OK, OK.
Take a breather.
OK, got it.
OK, Q, E, R, and then take a breather.
OK.
Yeah.
Take five after that one.
Gotcha, gotcha.
All right, I will be top on my first play.
OK, this is the kind of music.
All right, I don't know you can't also change the music.
Yeah, you own the club.
You're gonna play your club music.
Only in the flu.
You don't know how.
Oh, you guys see a dog?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's a warning shot, you step up, I'm gonna smack you with it.
Where did you go?
I don't get it.
Wait till I get the E.
I'm putting everybody on fire in a ball lane.
Oh, this guy's way less cool.
This guy is so...
...is really cool.
Ah!
Nice.
I
Do that same thing where it cancels the attack with Q on this guy or is that out of the kid? Yes. Oh my god
That is such a good question. Yes, you can every ability in the game that looks like an auto attack for the most part
You can do that with
watch more weight carefully, Demacia marches as one
daughter, flash
if I hit this next W I'm being ignited
they're walking up
We're kind of cooking by the here boys. We're kind of cooking. We're doing pretty good
If you guys fight down to low HP it's gonna
Oh, our courage must not be wavering.
Fuckin'.
Do you need me to come?
Yeah, yeah, let's go this way, let's go this way.
Wow.
I lost level 4 to level 3 again slowly, okay.
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
Wow, I am very surprised.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Let's not a man. We've already killed
Coming
We can get him
Oh
Oh my gosh. Okay, Garen's passive, by the way, peanuts. If you don't get hit by anything for a few seconds, you'll just regen back to full HP.
Oh, shit.
That's why he's a very new player.
Oh my god.
Oh, no. Fucking your CS.
I don't know. I'm reacting about it. I got it.
You trying to be staying still?
Uh, actually, I'm gonna wave here.
Touch here?
You want to stay still?
No.
Oh, you want to do it faster?
Yeah.
We fight for those who cannot.
We go back to 11 hundred boys, we go back to 11 hundred, to be by the boots.
Oh my goodness.
I'm just going back, because this is yours going back too.
Forward onward.
I
Can
Oh my boots first. Oh, it says to my boots first. This one says on this on this TV sleepy
I don't know why it's color monitor the TV. I'm the other monitor people be just the bottom
Oh do it. No it tends to do it. That's what it says. It says by these boots right here. That's what it says
Probably not gonna kill him here, but
I'm just gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
We'll look at him here in like 20 but your wave's in a good spot.
You're not really gankable like that.
Oh yeah, I killed this guy.
I got you.
I killed this guy 100%.
I killed this guy.
I killed this guy.
I killed this guy.
I killed this guy.
I killed this guy.
100%.
They're feeling it mr. Crabbs
I'm gonna stop again. What would you be here? Oh, he's out
This little bastard
Oh
Yeah
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm trying to hold out.
Are you guys up there now?
Nah, no, no.
Eh, TP, TP.
Do you summon them?
I'm not sure where.
Oh.
No!
Go ahead.
The perfect plan, fog!
I'm using a zero TP buff.
I don't really know why.
I was gonna hit him at the cube and then do the thing and then do the thing and then do the thing!
Oh my goodness! Oh my god!
Double it! Every single time we do not buy Berserker's Greaves, but the ones I just bought Berserker's Greaves!
Oh that was sick!
Yeah!
I think you should buy your first item first, so Strybreaker first.
Buy the brown boots first and then finish your first item.
and then you just get too long for a biker until it spends all your money for you
and you're probably so close that if you had spent your money, if you had
I got some shibuya, got some boots.
Maybe a little too bad, I don't know.
Yeah, but we gotta do the double way of me thinking.
Pretty good.
We'll confess next race.
That was a really...
The champ is just so useless really.
What do you know I'm coming all right
You think Kendrick's a champ I should learn how to play
Demacia marches as one
I can come top and like, like, send something to him.
Hit that.
She's down in that bush.
Oh, I'm coming.
No!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god, oh my goodness
Definitely dead
I
Say worth
This tower gold
Why would we hold up you said Qer? Why would I do Qer? Our works better when they have low health, right?
Exactly ours and I see you think of it as it'll kill anyone 30% HP and lower
Check for top crab and see if it's up is probably
I
We're
Okay, what if you want to work out for us up
In the king's name
Oh, it's hard though.
Nothing.
Sorry?
Okay, that's good though.
They won't have ult for Drake.
You can just swap.
I need to be back.
They're a little bit worried.
Oh.
Here's your ult though.
Watch, watch, watch.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh
We fight for those who cannot
Blocking long to help saw but I think I just do great
Oh just too good he's too good
Is the cool James at me?
We're losing at least I've got no cool James
I'm holding on I'm holding on
I'm coming
I'm pretty far I'm 15 seconds away
Just
Big hole
Yeah
I'll make one
There you go
Very good, very good
I'm getting it all
Fuck, I should have put my mark on their jungler.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I have some free time, I'm gonna cover bot here
Try to bait if you want to
Oh yeah?
Alright, I'm gonna give him an entry to do this
We'll go back, we'll go back, we'll go back, we'll go back
I'm so sorry about that, I swear
I'm so sorry about that
Oh my god.
That piece of shit.
And pizza crap.
Oh no!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Go back, go back, go back.
Wait, this guy?
Yeah.
What is he doing?
He's here.
He's here.
Now run, run, run.
He's here.
He's laying in free farm.
I'm trying boss. I'm trying my husband boss. I'm hanging out for your net. I'm trying to hunt boss
All right, I'm gonna try ganking top again soon
That's a good idea. Let me know what you hear. We'll get up. We'll get a good
I'm close
Oh my gosh, I will, I will.
Oh my god, what am I doing?
Okay, maybe I'll step up here.
You ready to get him?
Yep.
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure!
Oh, he's just going in the way. This piece of shit is so fast, man.
Oh
They're both so I should write that that's all had them
Yeah
I am
He is running a summoner that's like I'm playing the long game
Yeah
I'm going to go for this mark and then I'm going to go for the beginning.
I'm going to go for this mark and then I'm going to go for the beginning.
You beat it, Margie.
Come on, Senna.
Smolder, no flash.
In the king's game.
They both flash.
I do not want you on this laptop.
I don't any time you cannot.
You cannot.
Going to that stand.
That stand.
I have old steel.
There you go.
He holds me already.
He holds me already.
He's coming.
He's the first of many.
Careful, we know this.
Oh my god
Very good guys very good
That'll happen
He has negative seven friends is on a good place to be
50 seconds on drake
I can look mid. Oh, what is he? What is he?
A little bit of HP out of it. Yeah, I mean it looks nice, it's so good to deal with.
You need your base anyways.
Yeah.
Good base to kill. Coming top.
I should have.
They don't have any power right now.
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
He's not he's not going to be
Driving the car
That's why she's good for you. You hit the door one time that I'll go back
We're head back boys, we're head back!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh good heavens.
Okay, well...
I think Drake might be gone.
Looking pretty gone.
We're going back, we're going back!
We're probably going to the south side.
I buy like the blue thing.
I don't know what that is.
Guys, it looks like a blue.
What you looking at? I'm looking at a picture. It's a square blue two blue icicles putting away from each other the whole square is blue
Phantom dancer you're gonna go Phantom dancer
Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, I'm dead. What's
Oh
My god
Oh my god, there's a fucking masses on me. What the fuck?
Yeah
I don't believe you guys.
Nice.
I'm struggling to get through this.
We won this guy guys!
We won this guy!
Um, Mr. Peanut, be careful.
They all topped out of it.
Watch out, watch out.
This is so disgusting, aren't I?
Oh my god.
We're going back!
We're getting those boots!
Tell me about the ninting, this is it.
I literally flashed and it didn't work.
I literally, I literally
I got two jobs. I got two jobs.
I'm for your life. Help me on botcrop guys.
Okay, I'm not sick over here.
No, he just used his, used his sphere.
And his ult, no ult.
Our current must never waver.
It's so insane what we just did.
Oh my god, I'm gonna go take all this camps.
Careful of Nasus, just try to, try to buy time.
Oh, that's fine.
Like, you know, if you're not pretty tough,
there should be protein in your blend now.
Oh, him, then, boys, would you worry?
Yeah, yeah.
That's possible.
How many times do you guys spits his boo?
All those me.
One more time.
Oh.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Be there in two seconds.
Wait, can I have my W?
Why is my W not working?
Damn it.
It's a dead end.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
No!
I need a-
No, no, no, no.
Okay, it's okay.
Next time just remember to use your ignite.
That was a kill, good job.
That was a good-
That was a good try.
That was a good try.
You fill him up if you ignite and you try.
He's still hanging around!
No, he's out, he's out.
Oh, he is!
Oh, he is!
He's seen us!
God, I'm so sorry!
No!
Yes!
What?
Hurry!
Wow.
Good work, boys!
One minute Drake one minute Drake
As you hear it somebody look here
I mean it's good
Okay boys try careful mid careful mid right now
Everything here is scary as fuck. All these bushes are scary as fuck.
We gotta play this smart.
One by one on every bush, okay?
And push bot, push bot. We have plenty of time.
Just 37 seconds on the break.
Yeah, push waves.
I am a low.
Yeah, do you just do your thing, girl?
That's...
Oh, they're on hush!
God!
Careful, Lord, my ulti.
I think one of my last last items
Zero HP items
I
Well, I can't do anything right you tell you tell you tell it you kind of
We'll get there. We just need one good team fight against them.
I think they're gonna die.
Nasus has no ult, but here's Nasus.
What is this guy doing?
I'm coming boys! I'm coming!
Oh my god.
What is the takey?
I'm pro-deposin.
Yeah guys, don't get baited by pro-deposin.
That is very strong.
That's a fruit moth crab.
Okay guys, we gotta focus on the enemy.
Oh my god, we got the big board.
Yeah, it's okay.
That was not the best part.
Great.
the game should go you set the objective you get wards around the objective
I have to run for my fucking life.
You do.
Probably you slow and then you're fine.
We'll get a next time.
Okay, we're up for Drake.
That's what matters.
It's Drake keep on in time.
Oh, oh.
Push you bottom lane.
I'm talking to the tower.
I'm going by.
Oh my god.
Get him boys, get him, get him, get him.
We have a huge advantage if they can test our step up on this fight.
We are good, we are good.
Why'd you kill this great guy?
What should we do?
We gank the guy top right quick.
No, we should play for Drake completely.
Okay, I don't know if I ever told you this, Peanut, but if one team gets four Drake, they pretty much just win the game.
It's a gigantic buff for the whole team that gets the four of these.
I'll take care of it.
And then the win rate is between 80 and 90, so I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Oh fuck.
How is he doing here?
He was freaking out.
Okay, perfect guys.
I'm farming, and then we're gonna group against me and play around there.
yes he just came back so big what the hell is this guy doing to me
down there
here we got people we got people
oh my god oh my god get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here holy shit
holy shit oh my goodness oh my goodness
big treat
big treat
building MR as well I don't do anything to him
you guys can defend, you guys can defend with us
I'm not sure what's going to happen to 12.
Two little frogs, two little frogs.
Two more house, two more house, two more house.
Here we go, here we go.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Oh my god, this is so good. This is so good. Somebody go push bot.
God!
Go push bot, push bot, push bot, push bot.
Great, great, great. Amazing, amazing.
We can you look to me one
Okay, let me die guys. I'm dead to NASA super sure
Maybe you can do something. I don't know I don't have any more damage. Yeah, okay, it's fine
We gotta go talk
Yeah
Okay.
Wait, oh wait, you go top?
Oh shit, wait, wait, should I go top or should I keep going bottom?
You know, you keep going, it's okay, you keep going.
Everyone else is already there.
You can just...
We got this back off after that way back, that's the last one.
That's it, that's it, that's it, keep going.
Okay, okay, okay, go back to the left.
Dude, this stuff...
To protect our land.
Go back, go back, go back!
Careful, he's on the other side.
Yeah, I don't know if it's actually 100% worth that I'm dying for these stacks,
but I'm fucking dying for them.
for them they're so worth it. I'm gonna kill that fat fucking frog.
I'm out of risk, bitch.
Alright, brother.
Baron is 20.
Expect our, this is where our red is coming from, we need to group it.
Alright guys, everyone group head, everyone group head, this is all hands on deck situation.
It's much!
Woohoohoo!
This is it, boys, this is all good.
Yo, I need to buy that real quick.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Actually, they're preparing, so we're okay.
We can slow down a bit.
Yeah, we just needed a. Okay, next objective is. Yeah, I just went straight there instead
any words yeah cuz when they see you there they know that we don't have a
You're looking at us this maybe
Is it close game was tight game is tight game
Everyone push your way everyone go push the way
Oh yeah, this guy just fucking crawled.
Go back, go back, go back!
Wait, that's it.
Zero by 100%.
Woo, woo, woo!
Okay.
Just don't die.
Just don't die.
We have a zero.
Just don't die.
Beautiful.
Oh.
Seven.
Three.
We're gonna go together.
Yep.
Okay.
I'm gonna go for steal if I can.
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
OOHHH.
That was ONE second away from my old- I was gonna kill that big pharaoh guy!
My goodness yeah, you're about to fuck up
Okay, my bad, I didn't do
And we were wondering off of winning so I probably should have just
Was your two seconds off that's why that's why I dashed out if I had that all I would have used
That's why we have two seconds to get out of there.
No, I didn't have a, we had two seconds to get out of there, that's why we had two seconds
I'm not checking any clips, I know what happened out there on the battlefield.
You were out there on the battlefield in the trance with your brothers.
I saw my brothers die right next to me.
I had to get out of there.
Go back to whole base and defend it!
I'm my privilege, my privilege is me!
Take the Vod, shake your butthole from my dick!
Fuck you, I did not buy Oslo!
Oh, by the way, I don't know if I told you guys, but Nate said he was down to play on
Wednesday.
So I'll probably walk him through, like, you know, and you guys can join if you want to.
But I'm going to help him with, like, picking a few, probably just honestly just playing
like one mid champ because he only has one day. Yeah, he's not like two or three champs
in one day. His brain can't comprehend more than one. Yeah, but he used to own a league
team. So at least he like understands the game. He actually kind of does. Yeah, I mean,
he does watch the league. He did drop a million on a player named bang. And that was what's
a million. Like a million dollar contract. Yeah. Million dollars. Yeah. A million dollar
contract on this ex worlds champion bang and I came here was instantly washed. I don't
understand what you say to me wizard. What do you say? What are these magic words? A
really good player. He paid this Korean player a million US dollars to come to America just
to lose to peter madriga did he pay to korean a million dollars yeah and he came
here that's what you know you made it wait I oh my god I am so stupid sorry
I was too lucky Donald's manager has abandoned a recent game during champion
selection. I didn't lock in man. Alright, six minute jackoff session. You own 100 thieves.
Perfect. I didn't. Well, you didn't know that nature owned 100 thieves. No, yes, no, I'm
just don't I mean my buggy lives they say in that. But he did. He did. But he was even
100 guys on the team. Seriously, look it up. There wasn't even close to play 100.
And think about it, it's not that they got more than 100. What, 146 thieves?
Give me a minute. Give me a minute. You didn't think it through?
Yeah, I don't know why it would be 100 thieves. It doesn't make any sense. I feel like you would
have to dynamically change your name for how many guys are in there. And what if some of them
are law-abiding citizens. What's that? What is it? 23 thieves and four mailmen and three bankers?
That's a stupid name. How'd you know about this? I don't know what he said, but it's true and it's
real. What is the bogulator? What is air? What is oxygen? What is water? What is water?
a
Bungulator all right
Mm-hmm a bug you let it does not lose he
Oh, yeah, never not one time when a bongulator dies. He is marked as MIA not KIA because
Bungulators can't die
I'm not and the bus your letters aren't a person. It's a way of life. It's a way of life
So I don't know do we bong oh
Oh and you later you participated in the bongus sometimes
If you think it of a verb we bug you late
We bongulate we eat one of bongus come on
Someone who has
or with the Bungulators, I have learned the hard way
it is Bungulators or Death.
That is right.
That is right.
Bungulators or Death.
No Goop, no Glory.
In Tamat, in Tamat.
Goop over life.
Live by the Goop, die.
Die by the Goop.
They thought you said we can't die.
No, it's a weird, it's a weird, it's an idea.
Die by the Goop.
Oh.
Yes.
peanut terminology it means different that death is just it's it's a figure
response it's like when you say I died but you know you're respawning in apex
legend mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah sorry I expanded it I thought you were in
sparranza like a movement we were on reeds we were on the rings your top
body make them peanut we should make them watch one of the the hype videos for
the war. She was the second most famous
bungulator after peanut. See that's that's
we don't do like that. I'm a buggy later. He's a
buggy little he see buggy later. Oh, I'm one of the
generals. Wow. No. Wow. Have you ever seen the
movie 300 created equal? I've seen the movie 300.
I see 300. Yes. I have. I have.
He's not Leonidas.
He's more of that prince that rules with an iron fist and has taken over all the way.
A Persian guy. Oh, he's the kind of like that Persian guy.
I mean, yes, that's part of being a bug.
You know, everybody starts being a Persian.
Yes.
We don't do the losing part.
We don't do the losing part.
We don't even win, all we do is win.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, you caught me.
I never watched 300.
Wait, really?
But I've seen clips from it,
and I've seen South Park's condition of it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So I know what's going on.
I know what's going on.
Was it like during Tarkov or what?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we had, because it's day one.
Day one.
Day one.
Day one.
Like actual, wow.
Yeah, they won and did you come up with that name by yourself like I actually did no he did not it was actually it was actually my body
It was actually my buddy's brother. We would get super
sober
And we played to like four in the morning and then we get all hungry and we got we're going to go eat some water
on this
That's where
Wow, okay, this we're getting some
Very, very, a little more drop.
A lot of bongos.
Yeah, a lot of bongos.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
I never knew.
I've always wondered how deep this really goes.
I thought bongulators was a thing like the start of Apex.
No, no, no, no.
No, sorry, not Apex.
Arcadius, what am I saying?
Arcadius.
Forever, forever.
Forever and ever.
Forever and ever.
Oh, yeah, didn't you like go to war? And now you're actually
In the wishy-pinky fingerhold once the war happened my kingdoms were
Hold into the bungus not by choice, but by force and separation of budget. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, give you guys an idea when you can't conquer the land they become your slaves
What the fuck I was just talking about, I was just talking about what they do see me.
My jacket I'd say, but it's not my nails.
You know how?
Has no one watched Game of Thrones?
I've watched Game of Thrones.
Have you ever watched Marco Polo?
I've not watched Marco Polo.
Okay, first off, homework.
Marco Polo on Netflix you'll love.
I do beat.
I do beat.
Don't care what you like to watch, Marco Polo.
He's kind of a little bit like Angus Kahn a little bit
A little bit
But i'm not kidding you like
I went to war with these guys. I pulled all like him the tab man
Um cloaksy and a bunch of other people who's cloaksy betrayed them
And we filled up all these lobbies on our graders and i'm not kidding you we'd be lucky to see
one
two, maybe three. We all would wear blue. In our raids there would be 20, 25
fungulators just coming to murder us. Everybody on our team just got killed
on repeat. It was crazy.
So you know like there's like the good officers with like the high kill counts?
Who had the highest kill count? Who's the most...
You're in officers with a high kill count?
Yeah.
Like, you gotta, like, take that guy out.
Oh, on my team? On that- during that war?
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's- oh, it's like, Jettos and Officer Jiddon.
The awkwardest one. Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Probably Nick.
Nick Marks. He-
He was going crazy.
He had one red, or he had, like, 30 of them.
And then, we didn't live.
Me and my squad, it was me,
and the Batman, and CD and the third.
And it was impossible
They were never ending
You watch your dogs
What are we doing
What are we doing?
Evod just wanted more story time.
Are we kidding?
Evod, what the hell?
Okay, yeah, all right.
Do I have more story time?
Hunch, how did you get so fat?
What's my dad like?
It all started the day he was born.
I once was a professional baseball player
and worked out every single day of my life
since I was 10 years old.
Mm-hmm, and whenever I got done I was hurting back on whatever and I was like, you know what?
Take some time off. I'm gonna go stream relax and now six years later
Got to be careful. Yeah, I'm to you my all reason and logic. I should be 500 pounds minimum
I don't know how I'm not it's insane. I don't move
Also, not fine. I don't believe that you're not like your diet
And I'm telling you
He's kidding. I'm just as fuck. I'm crashing from my life. We got
Make any sense like they that defies science, bro
You know studied. Well, okay, I just want to choose live
Guys, I mean, I got so yeah, I guess like baby weight
I want to leave you like like a bag of mayonnaise. Yeah, like a bag of mayonnaise. Yeah. Like there
ain't no muscle, but you know, what surprises me is that I'm just so fucking fat and obese.
We know he prescribed from his doctor. I thought all mathematics were like skin and bone. I
I mean, oh my God.
Into much?
No, no, no, dude.
His doctor said morbidly obese, dude.
Oh, shit.
He's morbidly obese.
He's morbidly obese.
He's morbidly obese, dude.
Oh my God.
What is your biggest game?
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
That's incredible.
How old are you?
Congo?
Because you spent your whole life doing sports?
No.
Well, I mean, yes.
I'm, dude, I'm, you know, I'm 6' 8".
I'm a monster.
so you're sick. Oh my God. What? Yeah. No way. Why don't be impressed or even on it.
What? Well, I'm for you once.
Guys, people talk about me. People think that I'm 40 when I cut when they meet me and then I
prove them wrong. Have you you guys have seen Game of Thrones that make a reference but I'm a lot
skinnier. Hodor?
Wizards of Waverly Plains, or Harry Potter.
Oh, like Hagrid.
Hagrid.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, Hodor is 6'10". I'm two inches shorter than he is.
That's insane.
Wow.
Two inches shorter than him.
Okay, so you're just, you're just like a fucking, like, you're just like a big, powerful tank. Yeah. Like, I'm a, I'm a big, yeah, I'm very, very large human being.
Yeah.
They're like a commercial fridge.
Yeah.
You would like fuck up anyone who's talking to you in the game for sure.
Basically, yeah.
Oh, 100%. Yeah.
I don't know unless they're like actually trained, yeah, I'd beat the shit out of everybody.
Actually, oh, that just reminds me of a, I completely forgot while we have this downtime.
The official UFC account came into you by YouTube chat yesterday and said
who was the guy that won yesterday the fighter man?
John Strikland.
They said Sean Strikland versus P9.
So I forgot I was going to do this.
But I officially challenge now that the UFC account is coming here and offered it.
I officially challenge Sean Strikland in the ring.
This is official. This is real.
I'll put his ass in the fucking dirt.
Where can I watch this?
Oh my god. What?
Ah, what?
I mean, are you going to show us your mercy?
What? What? You're going to suck them off in the rain?
What are you going to do to get him to die guy, bro?
I'll give him the one, too. I'll give him the right one.
Okay. What? The one, too, from McDonald's?
You going to bring him some door, then?
Super size! Super size, Ed!
I'll beat him. I'll beat him.
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, rain or shine.
Man, it's a shame.
Man, it's a shame.
You don't even have any arms or legs.
How are you going to hit him?
You're going to roll into his toes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean by that, though?
How's he going to kick?
Maybe he has a peanut allergy.
Oh, my god.
That's true.
I can strip him.
Oh, gee-geez.
In the game.
We take him out.
All right, ding-ding.
Peanut pulls out of the gut.
Oh, my god.
You're my lawn son.
They pull out a jar of peanut butter and a couple of bees.
say, take that.
Some pollen.
You know, so what was the what was like the number crunch on that upset?
Because it sounded like he it was a crazy upset.
So like, what was it like happening?
He was plus at one point, I believe was plus 450, which if you were put
that in a percentage chance, I'd say it around 70 to 30 percent, 70 percent,
maybe even 80 80% saying that the
Well, the opposer was the 80% Sean was the 20 or 30%
Dollars on them you win
$400 and some dollars we guys we're ready to go. We would have you want to take five minutes
We I never watched any sports could max Holloway beat mr. Strickland
my go
I believe they're different
Chatter they in different weight classes and if Sean Strickland is in a higher weight class then I would probably say no
Wait, do you think?
Hey, which act yeah, he is what if I what if I challenge son strictly but instead of me fighting max fights
And then I'm the the I'm but I'm the peanut. I'm the peanut
I'm the court is sanctioned round card lady
It wouldn't that's right on
What would you do like it on dark alley somewhere?
Max is 145. Strickland is a 185 weight class. That's 40 pounds. That's like...
Wait, wait, be honest with me. Yeah, Max can beat Strickland if I
Was there to 2v1 with him.
Be for real.
No. Not you.
No, be for real. You gonna fucking go. No, no, I'm being for real. No.
If Sean would hit you with one punch and you would be on the ground, you'd be dead.
No, no, no, no, no, but seriously,
even at this stage, imagine me the battlefield six event
and I just throw myself into him as Max goes
and punches him from the inside.
Still no.
You sure?
Feather, I'm listening.
I mean, this if I went in that ring,
I don't think that I'd have a chance.
What if you two?
I wouldn't have a chance.
With the 2v1, I mean, there's a world
where Max walks up to him and tries to wrap him up
and you get free shots, sure.
But again, 40 pounds.
Maybe you're like 450.
What if you just lay on him and Max?
I'm not gonna forget you, motherfucker!
Sorry, buddy.
445?
Not the 400's at all!
Are you close?
Yeah, I can hear the hissing of your chair through your microphone, buddy.
That's a 400-plus head.
I can hear the whistle from your scooter that you had to wheel to your desk
and walk there, bitch.
Alright, pal.
You're a funny guy, huh?
You're a funny guy?
It's a little bastard.
Well, I'm challenging Strickland.
And I'm going to beat him.
All right, here's my question for you, me and you,
in the ring. You think you have a chance?
Beyond. Oh, 100%.
100%.
Oh my god.
I'm going to be 100%.
I'm going to be like one of those bosses.
And I got a guy.
Do you ever see one of those like Russian fight videos?
Those big old people versus the little small ones
that just running circles around?
And you do that.
Yeah, you can take three and a half minutes to turn around.
by then I've already got four fingers in your butt and I'm beating the shit out of you.
The old butthole trick.
I swoop under your legs, you feel a cold sensation, like I'm giving you a colonoscopy.
Boom, the fight is over.
I win, reign supreme.
What do I play against this?
I feel like I need to see this.
You guys are painting too much of a picture.
This is what we do.
We take one small idea and we talk about it for 45 minutes.
This is nightly.
I have no idea.
So we need a sponsor to come and make it happen so that everyone can see this.
Okay.
Quick, someone call E.T. and T.
Oh man.
Oh
My god
Japan and sometimes China like I feel like it's super claustrophobic and the doors are really small
But I for you like it would be impossible
I could one be one in the ring anyone from China or Japan
really okay 100% in China or Japan yeah yeah I mean unless they try to climb up
your leg or something you're good
oh my they have to my what yeah what you're gonna China I could be to the
1v1 100% also I'm getting word from a super chat from Trey Johnson that
hutch is listed as 6 6 on his MLB profile I'll take my brother 17 years old
whatever I initially got drafted by.
Liar!
Liar!
Again, I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell everybody who says this.
Why in God's name would I fly about two inches when there's nothing and I turn it in?
Two inches.
Two inches.
I'm going to take my clothes away.
That's the way it is.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the ages.
Am I right, boys?
That's kind of boring.
But listen to me.
is absolutely nothing that comes good from being two inches taller. I wish I was 6'6",
but actually be able to, I can't, right, right, that usually works.
I kind of see exactly what you're saying. It's like once you're like out of certain
height, like maybe like six foot exactly, right? And after that, it's like every additional
inch after that is like kind of, you know, it's like, you can get to like...
I
I bring the justice
You said he will a wall
The song number
Guys anyway make that song play on repeat the whole time keep faith in yourself. Oh, no, it's not a thing
Is it really make that song repeat the whole time?
No, no, yes, yes
No
That's not fucking sweet
Get out of here scumbag
Okay, he started red he's on his rafters now
You don't need to because he's not he's on your first
He's up his rafters to his blue. Oh my goodness
is a turkey get me the hell if you if you attack one of the enemy guys within the tower
Auto auto gets you with yes. Yes. Okay guys watch lay
Get this guy walking a boys lock it in
I like the way we carry that out.
And this guy's be annoying.
This guy is be annoying.
What the hell is that?
What's that?
What's that thing he's throwing at me?
What is that?
What is that thing?
Oh my god!
I really like that that's what you did you finish crab but it was just one word
and that's gonna give us so much info it's a great habit absolutely yes sir oh
Oh shit, I'm done for it. I'm done for it. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh
Okay, so try right here try to take advantage of your passive by just playing really passively and just only farming and
If you don't take damage for a little bit, you'll feel better.
There's much, there's much.
You'll see in a sec your green you're like glowing green right it means you're regaining all your HP.
Oh, either both of you. Holy shit.
Oh my god, they want you.
They want me back!
Get him! Get him!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Oh my god, there's a pantheon mid.
Yeah.
Get back to your wave, brother.
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Yeah, good, good, good.
Oh my god, that was a great survival.
Wow, your W, did you?
Wait, dude.
What?
Well, you know because that was good. Yeah, you are buried shit. Yes
He gives you a shield but it gives you damage reduction for like a second. He's it on there. There's one just rooted anyway, so
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be it for me. Yeah, I moved it
And let me add a lot on your phone 11
I
Shameless peanut gankers peanut gankers
Fucking gankers damn it. They already attacked me. I'm only level like fine
Oh my goodness
I don't know what to do with this.
Okay, if you stupid act one more time, oh my god.
I can't even a fury cam though.
You want to do drake?
I'm here for a pocket fucking.
Is there any time for drake d-party?
This first straight cream party doesn't involve you, usually.
Yeah, you're not invited to this.
Oh, no!
Oh, my goodness.
I'm holding those Bobby Browns on this one, unfortunately.
Oh.
Keep faith in yourself.
Oh, you bitch.
Oh my god.
This guy's a bandwagon.
That's a person named basis.
Oh my god man.
Government name basis.
How much speed does anyone call you Brian?
No, my name is Bryce, so I don't think Brian is.
That would make sense.
No, even when I play ball everyone call me Hutch.
I see.
We need to stop, we need to stop.
We need to stop.
I always have it very strange when people call us by our first name.
Fucking Kane.
Yeah, the only people I call by first name is Shroud,
cause it's just easier to say Mike and...
Oh my goodness, no way.
Great W usage again, wow.
Okay, good timing.
They're terrible.
That's
Be careful the cane will all chew and go underneath that tower and kill you
I like to see you try see you shaking Twitter
Watch let's dive after your camps. Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna stack the wave and then after you're done with your gromp
You can just stack butts. Yeah, I want to be one cane. Oh
You yes, you can one be okay right now. You
Probably cannot one be on Mendo that guy's super duper tanky
I think that's a good one.
To be a buddy.
To be a buddy.
Yeah.
Honestly, what I was saying was a huge fuck.
I just wanted to be up there.
Like this.
This guy's going to be stretching some out.
Oh, just.
Here you go.
In the king's name.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
Because he's just hyping there instead of playing yeah, I my goal is to make you
uncomfortable with your 60 year old and Hooters I fuck as you talk about
what the hell are you talking about
careful you see that you we can both sit around you can stay we already all
That's a good shame.
Careful, careful.
You're OK.
Nice, nice.
Wow, that was so good.
Oh my god, that was so good.
So good that thanks you.
Thank you.
We fight for those who come up.
Holy moly.
These guys are getting fucked.
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody.
Everybody.
Little bit of cash, little bit of cash, little bit of cash, little bit of cash.
farm and really tanky champ now when he hits RP doesn't matter how low you have
him he's gonna be right back up to almost full health okay just know that
whenever you commit to fight them
I
Great his next little bit of a drink. Oh my god
40
He has like that thing where he phases my yeah
You miss you miss oh
You're fucked up. Who's your fuck now?
I
Got it
Oh my god, and the wave after killing him, so you this is the way that's so good
That's a piece of that
He's still there for seven so you can probably go one more and we see their journalist you're not getting
Okay, oh my it happens. I would never ever ever
He's fucking pissed he is fucking pissed. Oh my god. It's okay. You can run you can run. That's a wave already
You can try to run into your tower, oh okay nice flash nice flash
I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking
We're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
That guy's missing
Yeah
We're doing pretty good
We're doing pretty good
We're fucking them
I saw him
Ricky just ran past the wave you pushed and literally all the minions tried to kill you there
That's nice
What the
Okay, this one
Follow me boy, follow me boy
I
Might be
I've got a new one. Oh shit. I could have made the recall. Yeah
man. Oh, Pena's not old for a bet.
She's pretty strong. She can't get you!
And this can't be, I'm just...
And there's her all lethality, man. One armor item just counters their entire pool.
I'll build an armor.
Is that a bad move me doing that or no? No, that's good
We fight here
Yeah, I sometime
I'm gonna go back there. I mean that route was so good man. Wow
You didn't root him there. I'm dead, but he's just just really instantly out of his W
I wasn't sure the timing was right, it could be better.
Alright, I think I'm gonna kick Pina out of top lane pretty soon.
What the hell?
This is my hole.
Never forget why we fight.
So you're gonna take over bot and creep on harder.
Oh, that's much, that's much.
Yeah, I'm taking over so you can...
You can go do Pina things bot.
Yeah, you can just get bot off bot or something.
Yeah, I don't know what Pina's to.
win
Oh these stupid dogs
God it's crazy
I'm almost there, almost there, almost there, almost there. Keep running, keep going. You're good, you're good.
Oh wow, this guy wants me bad, bruh.
What is he doing? He's acting, he's acting like a ruckus, he's acting like a ruckus.
Good for a team!
Go bot, go bot Tina!
Go bot, okay, got you, got you, I'm just going back and quick.
Yeah, you can buy it.
He's your TP with, uh, V.
That's much, that's much.
I remember in that game you were asking, what does your V do? And no one on your team could tell you, which was crazy.
That means not a single one of those guys play talking.
Nifuri's going top, Nifuri's going top.
Yeah, I figured that eventually.
Yeah, it was like, wow, I was like screaming like,
please, someone just tell him that.
Oh, wait, is there two guys down here?
There is, there's two men down there.
But they're kind of weak men.
Strongest guys.
Watch, watch, watch.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
And also Kane's fanboying, so he might be behind them.
them oh my god 20 HP I'm gonna I'm gonna walk through mid and we're gonna play
Okay, we're putting all the group five
No, this is my first time
First time I definitely don't play him any amumu whatsoever. Can you come up with drake peanut?
Uh, yeah, I don't know what you guys got, you guys.
Yeah.
You're invited to the party now.
Oh, let's go!
I'm going to die into the 2P party!
He's giving us a small buff, and the 4th one gives you a 3.
That's the...
I am!
It's like kind of like first to 4 wins, usually, and then Baron's also pretty good.
Oh, you guys are deep as hell.
I'm coming.
I'm late, I'm late.
Okay.
You should get a mid boys.
You should get a mid.
I got an enemy husband.
Kill the baby.
Yeah, so good.
So good.
So good.
So good.
You guys can win this game.
Yes, you can win this game.
Yes, you can win this game.
Yes, you can win this game.
Oh, it's close.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, that'd be my old one.
Finish him off.
It wakes you up.
Yeah, it wouldn't have.
It wouldn't have.
It's good that you didn't do it.
Okay, so remember how to get a kill.
Yeah, you can get a kill.
You can get a kill.
remember I told you if you had stridebreaker there you would have slowed him
and you could just spawn on a stick and he wouldn't die. Oh I feel like I have a two thing. Damn I've got like a golden axe or something.
Yeah yeah yeah but that kills in a stridebreaker.
Do we all kill this guy? Yeah yeah we're killing big crab dude.
Get him! Get him!
Yeah! You want to hit the back of it. That little ball in the back. You want to move and hit the back of it.
I'll just take you to the back. Oh
Oh
Well, he's straight. Oh my god
Those carriages
I
Even though you're going like you're going what's it called shadowflame rights shadowflame
All right, it's all good
It be money is getting on it. Yeah
She's buggy you she's buggy you
It's fun. It's fun. Don't worry. So I'll just go fuck myself
No, I was saying you're going shadowflame right, but it could be a good pivot to
Zonius because really important spells this game. Oh, yeah, yes, which old
Oh my god, we got what we want this guy now. No, I like really nice
It'll let you play more forward
Top and match that Mundo. I'll meet you up there in probably like 30 seconds or so.
I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
You can fuck him up. Honestly, you can fuck him up.
I'm gonna just keep leaning topside because I think bot they're not fighting no matter what.
Those who cannot.
Ooh.
Yeah, they're dead.
Careful, careful, careful. This is scary. This is scary. This is scary.
Judge!
Come take a look maybe.
On my way.
Yeah.
I'm coming
Let's go
Well, you're spinning oh you're spinning
You're just a crack baker. Oh shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got it
Three two one. We're gonna go
So keep us alive by the top of my gun
Yeah, you're John. We definitely just tell me
I
Didn't
Your lane has no enemies in it
20
Look at it on your guys aside
Stop three, I'll take it. Oh my goodness. Oh wow you interrupted his or wow
Wow
I'm not that good. It's this first time
I think so
It looks a different role on our names right now actually that's why
Take that coward!
No, no, no, no, no
I just fucking took him
She's not playing
That's not coward, that's not coward
Let's go
What is that we're down?
Fuck yeah
Oh, Mr Mino's army
Oh
a little sus for you. Wait, they just don't.
We won the two blue icicles.
What was the game of them? We got them last time.
They were two blue icicles.
What do you find in the English to the top left and top right of the square?
The whole square was blue. What was it called?
Good bait. Good bait. We got two for one.
Oh, Peter did so, yeah.
Want to go barrier off that? Yeah, we can.
He was he was he was.
He was just a little bit.
But I'm coming.
Oh, Aiden's right there.
Eggs, boys.
Eggs, boys.
Wow, that.
Eggs, boys.
Eggs.
Ha ha ha ha.
OK.
Keep catching the nephirial.
So good.
Playing Assassin's Inc. would be so fucking miserable as well.
Just can't go in.
Oh, good work, D.
HIT THAT MR. GRAPHIC BOYS!
Excellent!
I mean, I'm not gonna...
Even if M8's got the biggest spot of all time, we are ready.
One guy bot lane, we should, we should gank him, we should gank him!
Oh, we hung.
Be bold.
Be just.
You can give it to me.
Yes.
Die, take it, die!
Alright, how's the group mid and...
Yeah, on my way.
Bullshit.
I know you just got old, so it's good to be farmed until then.
Oh, I'm walking through.
Let's chill.
Let's group up and try to look for a dive, honestly.
This is not the... This is not like the best play ever, but we could just get a practice of a teamfight in all of the game.
There's an Avery.
There she is, there she is!
So much to it!
Fuck you boys, fuck you!
Oh my gosh.
Oh wow.
Nice.
Nice bigada.
Switch, I clean the champions that I'm killing.
I'm just going to...
Oh, you dance, right?
Nice plays by Ultimate for nothing.
Oh my god, idiot.
I think we might be able to go for Nexus here, we might be able to go for Nexus.
Two go for top, Christian will blink.
No, we can go mid.
Prepare for their big crystal.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah!
Hit the base.
Charge!
We got him along the way, any more.
Oh!
Just E-Body got us.
Can these guys please defend before we end the game?
Like, you guys are the king.
Don't just, like, game.
One more, one more, one more, one more!
Get this pistol, get this pistol, get this pistol, get this pistol!
Yeah!
Oh, man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're too good.
We are too good!
We can't be stopped boy. We can't be stopped roll
We would have lost game
No
We lost one. Oh, yeah
It's like
We've got parts again. I don't watch this Marlin put from his B of the other guy
We hope like he's that's me. He's that's me
I want to see I want to see
That would look at that 15,000 damage
one and two not two seven boys that's what am I listening to you right now
How is he level 31?
I like to mix stuff.
They need to call the blockers of the bronze games of League of Legends for nothing, buddy.
I earned that title through determination and destination.
Hard work, blood, sweat, and tears.
Now, where is that clip of Molly being an idiot?
It's in the, yeah, you watched it.
No, I haven't seen it. What's that?
It's in the AT&T our group chat. I'm gonna go pee real quick. Tell DL not to thank you for like two seconds
I bet you I gotta go pee too
Wait AT&T our group town
Wait
Wait team Burt peanut and team tails for a nine later come six one oh
I'm not seeing this anywhere
We boss where'd you put the clip?
We put it we put the clip
What oh you say your group chat you with oh
All right boys, okay, you see only I'm gonna show you something pal. I'm a new player. I'm a new
player you motherfuckers this this is what I'm supposed to be looking like right
here so if I'm looking at this all right thank you lucky stars
I'm gonna die this first!
One more time in slow-mo. Let's watch that one more time back in slow-mo. Also, why is the quality garbage?
Is this what he sings in?
Get on! Please press armor!
Okay, hold on. One more time. One more time. Let's do half speed. Let's do half speed. Let's see what he's screwed up here.
That way we can learn. That way we can learn.
Get on! Please press armor!
Oh my goodness, oh that extra techie, right there, right there, right there, right there!
We're gonna need to see that one more time, one more time, just to make sure we know not what to do on Thursday. Quick, quick repeat.
Even slower this time.
Oh yeah, incredible, incredible.
Look at him, I mean, look at him, look at him, look at him up there.
Look at him up there, look at him up there.
He is locked in! He is locked in! Boy, he is locked in! You see that? You see that?
He is locked in, he is focused, he is determined to win the game. Good for him. Good for him.
Good for him. That's good to hear. That's good to hear. Alright. Wait, where's my- wait,
hold up, wait. Where am I? Can I do it? Is everybody still pissing?
I'm back.
Oh, welcome back.
In fact.
Thank you.
Me and the Bungalows, we just studied the Marlin clip
so that we could know what not to do on Thursday,
and we learned a lot.
We learned a lot.
And let me tell you, we actually, we not only studied
his technique in the game, we studied his face out
of the game.
When he was doing that move, and let me tell you,
he was focused.
And that's because we needed to be on Thursday.
I need to especially pull away from that clip right there.
He was focused.
The Adderall hit right then, that moment.
He's like, holy shit, I see the Matrix.
Mm-mm.
They technically didn't say R or Hilarious.
Like the thing is like, I don't know, like his chat's being like so toxic about it,
I see like I cannot be mad at him, it's literally his first time, the whole thing is just fucking
hilarious.
Yeah.
Did they lose that match?
Yeah, we got absolutely, like we were going to...
Oh, double his team.
Oh shit.
I'm the one bargaining with him to press R.
I didn't even notice, I didn't even notice.
I
Think this is my LG though my I gotta catch dinner with Bobelter. Who's Bobelter?
He's another he's like my old teammate from 12 years ago, and he wanted to he wanted to catch up and get
Chowder I'll play I'll play hop on another game
You want to play any awkward is to do well now.
Wow.
I'm going to sleep.
We be going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
Pussy.
We come on.
I'm not saying up tonight.
No, we come on.
We come on.
I'm talking about how you stay up tonight.
I'm gonna wake up at 9 a.m. For a 60 hour speed. Don't you talk to me buddy?
You're a sissy boy. You got soft hands, brother. You got soft hands.
You're not a thing. You got soft hands.
Can I get a swap?
You got soft hands.
Yeah, I got you, buddy.
Oh, what? Wait, what? How did it cancel?
You just pick a...
You hear this pushing? You hear this?
I think it swapped. I think it canceled.
60 or 16? 60!
Zero, buddy!
What's your uh, name, name of the place?
We're going rookie to Pratt.
Hm.
I'm playing with Donar today.
I mean, who's it 9am?
9am is me, it's Timmy, rookie to Pratt, and we're on impact slashes today.
And we're acting tomorrow, 9am.
And we played about a thousand different games you could, I mean, I don't know if you ever watched something, he plays everything, so I was playing everything.
60 or 60, I'm just after that.
Me and P really started gaming in R6.
I
The aisle like a dinosaur survival game
Who knows us?
Like see us a little bit devil there. I mean I do I've been trying I do everything anything
Sounds fun. I do it until I hate it and then I switch
So I feel like the number one thing that every leech is that they play other games
I'll say this
16 the grass is always like are you talking about I'm Pacific don't have the capacity to play
I mean maybe
Greaters is an anomaly
Yeah
How long how long to the AT&T term it if we start 9 a.m. That's
That's 24 minus nine, that's 15.
And then we have all of Wednesday, that's 29, 39.
And then we have until, I'm gonna need some sleep,
eight hours at least before the tournament,
which starts at like five.
So that'll be 9 a.m.
We actually can only go 37 hours technically.
We can technically only go 37 hours
if we don't wanna fuck up the AT&T tournament on Thursday.
Yeah, I got a K, I got a K.
the game
they make a game
they have 15 players
if they don't want to fight
they can't fight
We've got to get out of here.
Alright Pete, you're muted by the way, I'ma tell you something.
If you give that Trindamere one more kill, he's gonna be able, at level 6, to walk under
your power, kill you, roll out like nothing ever happened.
It all makes him unkillable.
So, I wonder what you know in that.
If you feed him, you're gonna hate your life for the next 10 minutes.
Okay boss, okay boss, okay boss, okay boss.
I won't boss, I won't boss, I won't boss.
Okay, what do you do with that?
You know, you wanna play the game, I will not give him another kill.
Okay, okay.
You got to boss, you got to boss.
Nice.
I'll be able to stun him and I'll first fight so it's gonna be fine.
Oh, they killed my buddy!
Everybody did everybody.
Everybody did everybody.
Everybody did everybody.
Everybody did everybody.
everybody everybody
everybody
pretty much that's some reward after this
beer and rice
I'm coming
oh my goodness
oh my goodness
we're first for crab
oh that was good
that was really good
that was on the blood crab timer
yeah well I'm mostly saying it for hutch
but yeah you can do it as well
doesn't basically get to experience genre like Ludwig or something and it's actually a fight here
we always want to just be first to it and give hush someone to kite towards
oh my god this guy just doesn't juke his thing
such you want to go first you play oh I'm in this yeah oh my god oh yeah
That's guys I swear to God. I'm trying my hardest. He's just too good. He's too good
That's okay
Don't you worry don't you worry we're gonna wait wait for hutch. You can wait you can wait we have plenty of time
Okay
Beautiful
That was literally not so good.
Very good.
Good work, team.
Take that!
Oh, I see that WD.
Oh.
Gotcha.
She fights, she fights.
David, she fights.
All right.
Don't worry, I'll be top to bail you out in my...
Thank you, boss, thank you, boss.
Boss, stand ready.
You people's open.
Come out of the force, any moment.
That's like a bit of a...
the vibe that we just did.
If they're jungler,
he's just like, kind of mildly confident about that work.
Keep faith in yourself.
Oh, what the...
What the hell is this guy doing?
This guy's confident in this shit?
Do you see him this?
You want to be alone?
I
Invisible you cannot kill him. Okay, he's gonna go
Yeah, he's like
I have a timing because I'm just backed.
You're behind?
This is really cute.
The reason I'm behind to you is to see if their jungler is hiding behind them to bait it.
So you get the angle where you kind of escape, but also beautiful.
How do I even do anything?
How am I guys winning?
I don't know what the hell is going on.
I can't even get any money up there guys.
We can do drake.
This guy's high.
Got it.
Yeah
I'll send you all my sleeper pics that I haven't been playing on screen by the way so you can yeah, let me know
I know
Yeah, he's freezing your wave that's fucked up. He's freezing my way on it as well
Was that me he's my bullies are telling me that he's freezing my way
He's making it to where you have to walk up to hit a minion so we can kill you
Yeah, he's denying a farm and holding
Holding his wave on his side of the lane so you have to
Oh my god, you can have a little one for some seconds.
Hey, undo undo undo.
That guy's a ton of fun.
Don't worry.
Yes, yes.
This is when you type it in.
into the all chat but maybe later maybe later maybe later honestly even if we
just get some very good we'll get a little bit of farm while he's gone
I think justice
Nice nice, oh, I'm actually so
I'm so flat
I can do
Make up for something crazy
Wow
I don't think he's going to Grubb so I think he's going to have a game of fun.
I don't know if he's staying mid.
Alright, one more round doing this until it's all done.
One more.
One of the oldest champs in the game. They decided to give him a very nice ult. Oh my god.
Did you literally just can't die?
For six seconds he can't die, that's his ult.
He's a developer, then put that in, very into crams. Perhaps trains as well.
They just make any fucking sense. You don't bring trains into this, you piece of shit.
No actually, you know, Trindermere is the founder.
Yeah, he made his character OP.
Yeah, the founder of Riot Games.
He made a character named after himself and made it OP.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
What a bit!
What the hell?
Out of here.
What the hell?
Which is NYM. Carefully.
Let me see if you can get onto this.
Get onto this?
Beautiful we're out. You have plenty of time to farm top. Okay, so playing behind is a really important skill
And what do you want your lane opponent leaves?
Just push and just get like farm back wait farm your way back into the game
Like you're already catching up pretty big
You can get this way for that diamond
That's huge
Yeah, really nice
Yeah, really nice
Maybe spin and
Oh my god, you're gonna
If he old time night him, how do I tell if he's old thing?
Is that after I kill was it anytime
He has to time it, so he has to press it before he dies.
Ohhhh.
A lot of people, you know, they greet it and they're like,
I'm gonna press it last second, then they die,
so I should've pressed it earlier.
And some people press it too early.
There's like a little bit of skill playing here.
A little bit.
That's it.
Get out of here scumbag!
You can go bot, you know?
And we're gonna do Drake here.
And then, I'm gonna start trying to help on Trin, because...
We could actually make his life easier, but...
And we kill him once we catch that.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's do it again, let's do it again.
Wait dude, I'll get the Drake kill here.
We can get it.
Okay.
No! He's fucked!
I
Pressed after did do nothing bars
He's gonna be in my my jungle right now. I'm gonna be in your shit, dude. Yeah, I think my shit right now
Gonna be stroking your shit dude. He's on top crab. I think look at my shabby bullshit
I pressed F boys. I waited till he did his ultimate which is when he came back to life and then I pressed F
They do not.
Okay.
Yvonne, you try it.
They put a ward here.
And then on Redsled, we're going to put a ward here.
This is a really good default ward.
They caught him after you press F?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That makes sense.
It's like one of the best wards in the game.
Oh yeah.
Maybe like, unless you see vision here.
These boys, these boys.
Yeah, so basically like if we're to leave right it lets us it lets us get
When we're making our next
Oh my god, we never see him right there cuz no way and then we can quickly move around the map
We can assume he's like following
Trinimer is coming, let's waste his time and let him come back down.
Oh, nice kill.
Yeah, oh he's coming back up.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Get all the money, get all the money.
No.
You're so annoying, buddy.
He's right here.
Oh!
Oh, nice, got it, got it, got it.
Perfect.
Oh, good heavens, good heavens, good heavens.
I bring justice what it's a shot doing it was going to look at this playing miles of our boys
it's doing
Love that breath you are
We'll put a monopressor
Sound like I don't mean
Oh, you're chilling. Let's uh, let's base one time and then let's uh, try to bait this trend of mirror and you know
We can actually start covering for peanut now. Let's get up. Let's get up. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get him
You be buddy. Oh
My god, I took my money
What a fucking crazy what a crazy couple weeks where everyone's this place we
You don't love it finally
To the trinity is out here to be out here. He's he's he's fighting a rock man. Yeah
He stole my rock their fucker rocks
In the Kings, you know, they could do about those are hot rocks
Those are my rocks. I've been collecting for weeks. He's on us. He's on us. He's upon us
Go go go. I'll quit what's up?
I
It's okay just
Oh
Kill the Trid, you can kill the Trid!
Oh fuck!
Good watch, good watch!
Go, go, go, go, go!
That's so big.
Once you get your Shrybraker, you are back in the game. Also based on the line.
I'm so...
We're doing it, we're doing it!
I got him!
Hell yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
We'll be careful, we'll be careful.
Careful here, I'm late.
Watch, watch, watch.
I'm going to get my shabby gun.
Oh, you have it?
I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it, yeah.
I'm going to get my match.
I like that you stepped into your one boots this game.
Last game you like finished the upgraded boots.
Kind of a waste of money.
This game, oh, this is perfect.
This is exactly what I would do every game.
every game. Ground boots and uh, Trabric their first sight. Alright, let's go top and punch
and turn for having an ult. One more later, let's walk up and swap together.
I'm top, I'm top. Yes, there's the top. Oh shit, that sounded to me.
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Trabric.
No, he didn't teleport across! Fuck!
I thought I could teleport over there. Oh my god.
Oh, I thought I could teleport like, right down there, right down there.
Aww.
Oh shit.
Feed harder.
Feed harder.
You know how pitchless you sound right now, sir.
Your life for the blade on.
How
This one zero zero
Huge oh
This like my children don't ever feel don't ever feel like you have to stay
That's like for the first 10 or 15 minutes, yeah, yeah, just take a look at the map and be like where can I
Farm that my teammates are not like where can I kind of like slot in where there's an empty
Honestly, we could be walking straight into a bozak
They're face tracking me.
That's not the shit.
The only issue is, I cannot really match Trindy.
You can maybe just clear against him and then we'll be there.
And we have to clear.
His counter is good.
Yeah.
Kyle is just ganking you. Yeah, he's bot.
You okay?
He's a bug. You can squish him.
Scratch watch, scratch watch.
Nice.
They might be grouping mid here.
Walking straight at mid.
That's a delicious chicken fried rice.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, you're chicken fried rice?
You're not kidding.
A meal fit for a warrior.
That's the rice of our people.
Oh
She got a glass of chocolate milk
We probably need to cover top we probably
Oh man
Rock he's trying to steal your rocks again
Oh
Shit, oh my god
You copy stack it get the waves get the waves
Yeah, I might have just totally grief that by
I was making my way down.
I've missed you.
I'll be there for the streak.
I'll be there no matter what.
Nice kill.
Oh fuck.
I think.
Yeah!
If you would have taken my rock, I would have killed you.
In the game, of course.
Re-cash, re-cash!
Re-bush!
Victor no flash, and then they used smoke.
Man, let him get away with that.
I should be used three notes on me.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, dingle!
Okay fellas.
Big fight at deck here.
This is an internal soul for us.
You get it?
That's huge.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my goodness
I guess you'll contest this slowly three five even
If we're going to do I think I'm just gonna try to bait them
them. They're both dead. Quite nice. I'm two ping them. Shit. I'm gonna mirror behind
our net. Watch out. Call my hard work. Double kill. There we go. Double lift. Doing double
lift things. Yeah. That's the cause I will die for every time. Your ult was crazy there.
I mean, only if we get the googly milk there.
MaxiPattyH0 we sent. Ever since you've been playing this game Mr. Nutt, I've lost my
six-year-old. You just told me that! I believe it! I believe it!
I love all the other silly games you've been playing. Keep up the great vibes, and you
should have someone shadow you, emo. Thank you, boss! In the king's name.
I want to play it boys. What's a plan? We're gonna kill the streak. Oh great creep party. I'm on it
a closing team fight to happen.
Hey, you son of a bitch!
Everybody...
I think instead of, you know, move to us,
should push mid and move
our deans
actually no we should just go baron by my saying
i haven't even gone baron yet i don't think it was already over
we're just gonna start it we're just gonna start it
i haven't bought yet
it's okay
i usually don't buy it
oh my god
i need some help
i need some help
i got too much i got too much i'm coming i'm going
oh my god this girl
go go go
this world needs hope
oh catch em all catch em on the bb block
where you going where you going where you going
He's in our base. He's in our base. He's allowed to do that. He's in our base.
Yeah, he's allowed.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
What the fuck was that? Get him boys, get him!
Wow, he got an M group that spread him up and made him dodge my W. Wow.
I'm actually triggered.
That guy is one slippery guy.
Fire Ember spawned on bottle kill and save
That is actually a gigantic bullshit
What the hell?
Brace your random act of God
He got out of there?
Yeah, I didn't want to explain what actually happened
There's a 1 in 6 game
Oh there's a TP, there's a TP here
Someone's teleporting
It's a U2
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it
Oh it's chamber, he doesn't have ult
I wasn't near him at all
You can kill him
Yeah, like, what a hit on that guy.
That's 5 seconds of damage. I'm not wasting time.
0.1 second of damage.
Looks easy, 5 seconds.
Can't deal with 5 seconds.
Woooah!
Alright, I'm making space for the carries to shine.
Oh, you're... I can't fall no much.
That's all you.
Oh, Cloudrake killed me.
Wow!
Yes, please I will take
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he says up
Okay, so they respond guys back up here you probably don't want this if I don't want I want it
Come on guys, smoke.
Drop them in fresh out of spawn.
Let's push bot and beat up bot.
I'm gonna steal their walls.
Oh yeah.
That's good, that's good.
Stealing Janna is really really strong except carefully.
They're looking you, they're looking you.
Where do I go now?
We need to get one wave and then all go bought that's the plan here
Yeah, you can you can use them these forest yeah
But we have parents so I say we just take it and have some fun
Should I not defend you all get fine. I was hoping
Oh, there they are!
Yeah!
And he's gone.
He's been destroyed.
He's spinning away.
He's going back.
Wait, are we back?
Oh, no, no, no.
We almost have enough cash.
We almost have enough cash.
Do you plan on taking?
I'm coming!
Oh, we're pushing low already.
We're coming.
I think we're ready. I think we're ready. I think there's no way these other AT&T teams
are putting the work. That's what I think.
They ain't playin' this game more than me, I'll tell you that.
Not the best game, but...
With that, I don't think anybody's playin' as much as me.
Not the best game, boys, but it was odd as work!
It was more than me and Tyler won.
I'll tell you that, but it was odd as work!
You win, Hutch. You win.
Finally, I win something.
Finally.
Finally, yes!
I'm promise I won.
I
Tried multiple champions, which one do you like?
I really like Garrett he's really cool and then Timo he's really cool
Those are my two favorite areas not Darius. He's pretty good. Yeah, he's just pretty complicated
Like I got to really lock in and use them.
I could use them definitely give the term 100%
if needed, if need be.
Yeah, I feel that.
Nice, nice.
I'm with you.
I think one of the most common like myths
for new players is like new players should play game.
I am like, so I've always been like,
I don't know about that.
Like I'm just, I'm not, I've never been sold.
Darius and Timo are legit better for a new player.
Darius and Demo?
Yeah, they're better, I think.
Not only are they more fun, but they are better if you're due.
The reason why I don't really like Darius is I don't like the spin.
How I have to put them on the edge of it.
I don't like thinking about that while I'm trying to fight.
Oh, okay. Well, that's the skill of Darius.
It's like doing a melee dance with someone else, like dancing with another man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, what? You said so much.
Yeah, this is the best.
Holy crap.
Yeah, yeah, we put it that way.
Oh, OK, I think that was my LG boys.
I got to go.
Dinner, I think.
I'm just going to do one more.
Then I'm going to do one more.
One more.
One more.
I'm just going to kill myself in game.
I'm going to call it.
Woo!
Is that me?
Hey, is that you?
Woo!
Is that the wind?
Wind's as strong as I-
Whoa!
Wind's as strong as I-
Woo!
So you say you don't wanna play Augusta with me, boss?
No.
No.
Because I say that's great!
Let's play it!
Not today.
I love you.
But not tonight.
Sleep sounds so good.
I was up at-
Get my eyes checked.
Just wanted to-
Bro, there's nothing worse than an eye doctor appointment
and they're putting those fucking drops in your eyes.
What do you guys want to do?
Oh my god, I hate it.
What do you guys want to do, guys?
Or whatever you have to, you have to,
what do you guys want to do?
That thing that blows air into your eyeball?
Yeah.
It sucks.
Yeah.
Pain.
In every way.
Are we doing one more?
Still calling.
One more.
All right, one more.
Do it up.
One more.
You know, one more.
Okay, boss, one more, and then you can play Ark of the Mate.
No! No!
No, put my foot down! No, not tonight!
You should play Ark.
I have not played Ark in a couple of months.
I'm pretty...
He's pre-cracked, Ark.
He's pre-cracked.
Pre-cracked?
Yeah.
I don't think there is such a thing as being cracked, Ark, so...
There is.
It definitely takes my voice.
He snuck at the VODs of TeeFoo.
Yeah, that's a lot of TeeFoo in Climax.
Oh, and Peanut Boots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you watch Peanut Boots, you'll learn how to...
Oh, come on!
They call me the LeBron James of ArcGraders, buddy.
Pretty fucking dark.
maybe if you're blind I don't lose the sickest clip I like one of the things
that I ever seen was probably the one where you're playing with like and
someone else and you get like six consecutive renegade headshots that
like that one was yeah it's like it's like I'm in it's like I'm a guy of the
good legends I have a passive that when I'm surrounded by fucking morons I get
Better, I mean yeah, you go you went Super Saiyan there, bro
And then whenever he's playing with all the guys who he can get carried by he throws as far as he possibly
That we lose every fucking game that
That's not
Why it's the one where you didn't know that Hamlet's just black. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
haha
well he said the ad words I decided I'll check
that'll happen
that'll happen
ah it'll be careful out there
ah it'll be careful out there
the panic in your voice was too good dude
imagine if you just said no, no I'm not
yeah I don't know what I do with NGT
yeah I know there'd be a twitter post about me
about me and you do know what you'll do with that situation shout out to
Kloxy wait till Saturday I'm not gonna lie the first time I met Hammond's I
thought he was Latino
oh shit the mile just passed
Yeah
Hey, hey, I can see that a rebuy. Yeah, good up to you
Wait, what's it's though they have a top vibe with
Or I don't know. I don't know what it is honestly the fury
Made galeo top jungle by
I've got T-Bow. I'm T-Bow
if you're a freaky sig, you're basing by the top lane, that is, I mean.
That's actually fine for you.
Yeah.
T-mail against melees is usually pretty good because they have to use a gap closer to get
on you and then you blind.
So you want to kind of leak in.
What did you say?
Wait, I got trolled.
I thought it was, I thought it was nefuri mid.
Oh my god.
This is a fine matchup for you though too.
I'm kind of leaking all my hidden champs right now.
You do be bro.
You're leaking right now.
You're leaking right now, dude.
That'll be clean it up.
Yeah.
I gotta check that website all the time to the thing.
Um.
Bo.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Here we go.
I got it
And ride
Can you kill the ward?
Follow me boys. No, I love you boys
That's level one you can cut through me if you want
Your chance I was trying to give you the angle to go right yonder like you do
We're fine
Okay
Oh my god, I can already tell this is gonna be annoying. I could I could already tell this is gonna go
Are we so dead fucking serious right? I had to reload but if I was playing
I mean, oh my god, are we so dead serious?
what the fuck is this what the genuine fuck am I in my face up here what are
you just gonna want to like arm the minions thoughts eat your pots sir I
I mean my punch. I don't get you good. Oh
My gosh, you're a robot dog
Welcome to top lane bro every game you're gonna say what the genuine fuck am I playing against here?
because all of the like, most pressing cancerous champs in the game are played dumpling.
What the hell?
That's why, that's why, you know...
Yeah.
That's what the pedophile thing is.
The pedophile thing is partly for like, that.
Oh!
These cute shickers doggs on me!
Yeah, you have to dogg...
So that Q is about a 12 second cooldown early game, so you just...
And he gets two of them, so he kinda gets one after the other,
You just kind of got a user movement dodge if you can
That's your boss
Yeah, I can't do nothing boss
Yeah, that's a bummer. I have to go back. Oh shit. That's what it is. Oh
Shit, oh you make pussy what?
Yeah, he puts a bleed on you
Dude, I can't, I can't, I'm fucking...
Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that was...
Die ball. Dude, you know if you played Darius?
This game, you would've shit on this guy.
That champ is so squishy and weak to all in.
But it's very good at killing other squishy champs.
Yeah, I, I'm gonna die a hundred times this game.
I'm gonna beat this guy, I'm gonna beat this guy a hundred percent. I'm gonna die a hundred times.
They did so, bro.
I'm gonna die a hundred times this guy.
I was between two towers that he can't be yeah
Yeah, so his W makes him invulnerable so he can dive under your tower and then hit W and
Take your shot. Oh, you should bitch ability. God
What a bitch?
That's easy. That's easy to counter. I'll just become
God and then he'll and then what do you know what what will he do? Huh? Well, he do a potential jungler coming up
He can't be there for you. He killed me now. I actually put a shotgun in my
butthole. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What the hell?
That firecrush gave you access there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's really annoying, I know.
We're okay.
I'm missing.
Oh, he's back.
Nice. Oh my god, I love the heal for Misfit.
Keep running, keep running.
Oh my god, it's so sad.
Yeah, it's so close.
It's so close, they've been rooted on turret too.
Dude, what the hell am I supposed to...
What is going on?
I used my best attack in the whole game on this guy.
guy and he got you got a
That's my best attack
Tell me now actually kill me now
In the game boys in the game in the game this show some
This is impossible
We can't stop this early, you know what actually fucking honestly Lena maybe she's off them
They're on me
Are you made no, I mean I'm mad yeah
You're against statue man we give yeah
Fucking Megatron over here with the LJ
We'll catch up, we'll catch up.
Alright, so that guy creates a tornado around himself and if he hits you with a P, you're gonna be like stunned for a second, okay?
Just watch the game.
So when he starts like putting his hands together and praying, we're gonna be alive.
God, okay, when he starts praying, I'm gonna run it, bud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So pretty bugger.
What the fuck?
Ooh, got the money!
Ooh, you're not going to the pushy, you're not going anywhere.
Oh my god.
oh shit that is yeah it's one of the most annoying mechanics in the game your
deathfire touch just rolling on turrets oh this is not anywhere near as bad as
that stupid dog no alright I'm something I'd take this over the dog any day of the
week
I have buy here and juggle
I
We can kill
Yeah, sure
Yeah, he wore it I should have known that that was gonna happen when I come to get grubs. Yeah, I can help you
I don't know
Okay, it's a little bit sus here on your own for a little bit fine. Yeah, I got my mushroom text box
I'll go my much boys. Yeah, the swap is good run
Thinking about it again, this is something that could happen against nature is that you guys actually swap
There's obviously a huge cost to it, but it's not really gonna matter that much
the end oh shit yeah oh no I had no idea that's unfortunate I shouldn't have
Flash had no idea.
Fuck!
Almost one shot in the pitch ass.
Oh my god, they're shooting me.
Who the hell is this guy?
Uh, my chat is on my hand.
Oh.
What the?
Get outta here!
Let's take your rocket belt.
Oh, sure.
Oh my god!
Nice.
Oh my gosh what?
Oh!
That tower killed my money!
Ahem.
Ahem.
Hup!
The guy's gonna want us bad after this.
Oooh!
Center of my mushroom machine!
Oh!
Damn it!
That short person blew up the mushroom!
I've been for the biggest time in the game!
Oh, damn it. That short person blew up the mushroom.
That's a bit for the big guy. He's too big a try.
Take that!
And we got a last hit, though, man.
Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, my.
Oh.
Quick recall, quick recall, quick recall!
Pick recall, pick recall quickly!
Uh, dogman's missing.
Yeah.
Bye, bye walking man.
Oh my goodness, it's not dogman.
Okay, dogman's back.
It's a tough one.
A lot of ward.
I'm gonna pick extra AWP.
What do you guys think?
guy doesn't get to play type of comp.
Oh, no.
We smoke you guys much.
You have an enemy ward on that.
On my mimic.
I'll be bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.
Let's stay focused. Let's stay focused and not die.
Nice. Great damage there.
I
Again and we can do Drake when Hutch is finished with romp
Drive back or just walk there. I think walk any walk
Don't check it. Yeah, not on it. Yeah
They're not you take it all my money
They just paint it. Oh my god. I'm getting all hands on deck type of situation
I'm trying to think about how this is going to work because we have literally no
front line except for Lina. And I don't have TP. Yeah. This guy can move.
He's on me? Yeah. Help us. Help us. I fear them. I fear them. We have to kind of cover
for each other and then basically when we fight we have to be willing to all be
vile to fight if we're fighting each other. This is what it is. Good. We're ready?
Alright, good peanut. Get ready for battle bruh. I'm coming back. I'm coming back ready for battle. I'm ready for battle
Okay, I could be a stop tower to come down
I is in here make your child whichever make a child I go Jen. Sorry
Megatron's in there.
They're gone. They're scared. They don't want it.
Yeah, they can get out.
I don't want this one.
I'm golden!
Yeah, that was Bartle, team.
Bartle makes everyone...
Good for team!
Nice, that was great. That was great.
Yeah!
You want this guy?
That's too shabby, boy!
Yeah, let's do oh, okay. I don't know about
Yeah, I tried to do something
I can't know what's right. Oh, yeah
100 is one tap of me
Not a good little game for me. This is a bad choice
I
Live cool my fork
She's right. Oh
My goodness
Hey peanut you can't farm this now, but just watch what I
Hey, she followed me all around mad
Let's hit it so you don't kill it that fast and then it like saves it from pushing out too fast
I'm gonna get your concept that you should probably know for for landing phase
but just imagine that you're so late if you only yeah if you only last it and
you don't play like stop it again only yes yes yeah that's how you keep the
wave on your side and keep it safe also if you're shitting on your opponent in
the lane right and you want them to step up and give you an all-in like a
fighting angle you only last hit like this and you kind of keep the wave where you want it
got you watch got you watch you know there's obviously a cost to like mindlessly pushing
at your all calories going behind you guys it's five on it's five on push every one five
I bought whatever
So they hate us
Jill all right, okay. Okay. Here we go. We're gonna be back in we can break in all right. We go what oh
This guy
Who this guy this guy the theory warded my chickens I warded their chickens
Oh shoot up
Thank you
Okay, the tower might be kind of cooked though. Oh my goodness. I'll be there.
No way, dude.
Come on boys, I'm coming up.
I'm on the period in a sec. Oh my god, nice. Great kill.
I still don't. I'm still in.
I don't. Yeah, yeah. Keep looking.
I get it!
That's fine, that's fine. We got flash and everything.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going back to top guys.
Back up.
Back to the camera.
Oh, they reversed camera.
Long shot. Long shot.
Want to take them?
I'll fight.
Um, I don't have all.
So.
It'll be tough.
Yeah, it's going to be tough.
Yeah, I think maybe we can get them.
OK, OK, let's go and get them.
Get them.
Get them.
Get them.
Get them.
Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.
I
There's a buy top give me those cool J. Yeah, one of you so Lindsay to go bot so here peanut probably go bought here
He's watching the lane.
Selena's a laner. She's top.
She's gonna have to go in and take over bot here.
So Vi's not here, so we can just walk forward and kill him.
He's a flash. He's gonna have to ult out.
You guys ult.
Get me a gun!
Jugg!
You eat both.
Drake's in 20 as well.
Dog has not come off.
I'm gonna base this 10 minutes. I'll meet you guys in Drake.
You don't have much to these for great though.
I'll talk I'll talk.
I should be okay. I'm just all the way.
I don't have.
There are tons of words over here by drinking.
I didn't know that.
Let's get him.
Let's get him.
Okay.
I'm getting him.
Well, those guys are here.
Where do you go?
There you go.
There you go.
Nice try.
There you go.
Please, now you're right here.
taking portal
in the portal
what
oh my god there's a dragon
kill the galio
bye bye bye
fairing
ok, bye bye bye
fairing
oh, oh bye
oh my god it's still normal
you still fight this
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What's that doing to you.
Wait.
You can do this to a que.
If 80 carry wants to come in.
I need to push first.
I need to push first one.
Oh god.
I'm against a dog again.
He's your dog.
He might just dive you on the turret.
God.
We'll get the third player.
It's impossible now.
You might just dive you on the turret, on God.
Now we'll get to Drake later, it's impossible now.
Let's see if I'm going to fall behind right here.
Oh nice, wow, you got the cannon that time, that's good.
Canons are extra important to CS because they're worth like five regular minions.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
Good, good.
Back to the Drake, fellas.
Okay, hush, um, it might be the worst team to ever, but everyone just fuck my W.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's why this game, if the World Summit little is an enemy team has 25,
you made your ulti counter engage, so you just get your teammates and you just
let them get engaged on every, every fight and you hide it after.
And then if your team has low range, then that's the opposite.
then you look for a view.
I've got a good view.
It's like you're just getting right left by ult me.
I'll show you just what I mean.
Get ready to throw a drug.
Actually, fuck at the end.
Just do your own thing.
God, watch this, watch.
Do your own thing.
Are we going?
On it.
Oh, shit, we engaged.
W fucking.
It's a hard fight, guys.
There's always more in the world to see.
An enemy has to be played.
Yo, I'm so tanky.
You be tanky.
I'm waiting to turn when my CD's are up.
Oh, dog is still alive.
I'm kind of scared of the dog, I'm not sure.
Hey!
I'm going, ooh.
Oh my god.
We did our quest, we did our quest!
We're doing pretty good, boys!
What's going on?
This guy chewed to the left.
Okay, really nice.
We won our fight, and Tina got to farm back into the game.
and we can get more
the blood doing pretty good
the blood doing pretty good
got the talent
let's go
alright back we go back we go
it's the beginning of your divide here
no vise in my
This one's time.
Oh yeah, Peanut, you can use these plants to give you some vision on the map too.
Random clickable shit, yeah.
Okay, next objective, stop crab.
I think we can try to go for it, but just play it really slow right now.
I'll be there in a little bit.
We got him here for it.
We got some cash, we got some cash, we got some cash, we got some cash.
Calliola is coming I think. Oh shit. I have ult again.
Oh that was a lot of cash.
We got a lot of cash right there.
That was pretty nice, that was pretty nice.
Yeah, stay with me and just bait me like they're gonna do a buy.
Is that this bad boy?
Who got this bad boy?
Stop, stop.
Calliola walking from wherever I'm at flank.
Yeah, and we ride
You guys need help, babe. No, okay, you guys just be doing your thing
All right, I'd like to get I'd I'd like to do I'd like to do it
wait oh my what's wrong I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running oh it
is bluest my oh my god he's oh my oh my gosh I don't know why I'm getting
What's that on there?
He was me fat frog!
Yeah, any babies?
No!
Key flash, so.
Oh my goodness.
Dude.
You make it interesting.
I can-
Is there any way I can 1v1 this dog now or no?
What do you think I want to win this dog?
I'll scout it.
It says to do that.
Pass one.
All right.
I'm going to do my best to not die to buy here.
No, no, no.
With my shoes, I'll get you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's start with the spot grab.
I'm going bot, yeah.
I'm just really glad these guys aren't really like on time for ya.
They are on time honestly.
Yeah, maybe it's on time.
Careful.
Almost it is.
Yeah, it's close.
I saw.
Careful here with this guy.
We need to get a group coming on mid somehow.
Ooh, not a buddy.
We got off him.
We got off him.
We got off him.
We got off him.
We got off him.
We got off him.
You got one more. Do you want to look at him?
You can, you can, you can, you can, you can just group up right here.
I, I, I'm jumping up to the point. Walk up first.
All right, ready? I'm coming boys, I'm coming boys.
That was good, so good. Get him boys, get him.
Let's push this wave and then go down today.
Oh my, you got like a hundred dollars.
I think we just need to play slowly, play it out.
Where's the lord?
Yeah.
That's so really what's gonna happen eventually is Vias will ult me.
Okay, they put a bunch of mushrooms all around so when we teamfight they step on that shit.
Like in the river.
Yeah.
Eventually Vias is gonna ult me and we're gonna have to go counter engage.
Oh.
They're on hush.
They're not on the drake yet, these guys are just, I don't know, it's just a stalemate,
it's just a stalemate.
Neither team wants to start it.
Let's kill this!
Anyone clear that or no?
I can't, we need a head on.
I can clear it in 8 seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
This is just one of the...
I love how these guys go.
This is an experience.
They could make a chunk of me.
How far do they think's happening?
Dolphys, don't be trying to make the first move here.
Spy on me.
Yeah, I see it.
Okay.
I dog-admitted Tronch, what was it?
Oh my god, every guy.
He dog-as-like kinda chunked.
Yeah, what is even going on?
Now we can start it.
He's killing Tronch!
Oh my god, good chance, good chance.
There's a lot of them, but we can actually start it.
Oh, but they stole it!
What?!
No fucking way.
That's okay, we could do the Baron though.
They stole it, they stole it!
Put it in a shroom right here.
We can't change it.
You can see my previous shoes, right?
Yeah, we can obviously see your shoes.
Yeah, they're good.
Take that, Mr. Grabs!
Take that!
That's actually quite smart of me.
Perfect.
Okay.
All in all, that was still pretty good for us.
We got Baron.
We got the pick on their jungler.
Let's group bot.
Have one guy go top of the team.
They're coming.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
Yeah, we don't want this.
We got mid, we got mid.
Come on, come on.
We don't want Peter's here.
Oh, you do a lot of damage, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
I have ult, I'm just waiting for a screen
I'm coming as well
Wait, you're streaming, we can kill off you
Oh, they're not
Fuck grouping bot, I guess
Just stay mid
He's right here
Wait, I'm down and just ult this guy, you ready?
Are we smoking?
Here you go, here you go
Pretty hard
Oh
This is good, just stay here and just wait for Vi to get him to ult me
I don't know why you're not ever after me, but you know
He's scared
But you guys you guys stay there and don't die I'm gonna go get all the boys
I
Nice their time I'm bringing bot wave and you guys can come soon, right?
They're on that star on that
Hey, let's go
I'm my old pays off. Oh, you're so much money. I shot everybody. You were rich
No, he went left. Yeah, right on right on right on right on
What?
I'm shooting you back up there, we're going to push down mid and take their magic crystal.
Your team has destroyed.
I'm a rock.
Lock it in boys.
Take a trap.
Okay, we get this.
And then, let's go top after this.
You know, you can go push the wave first and we'll meet you there.
Sounds good, sounds good, I'm on it boys.
Naked!
Get this, yeah, how she can full farm. I'm gonna get crab and then I'm gonna base.
No base.
Okay, cuz the enemy team has three drakes, right?
The best draft is to not let the game go down to a drake, which means I'm going to try my best to...
Wait, can I QSS Violetlycat?
Fuck, I don't even know the answer to this question.
I don't think I can I don't think you can yeah I don't even know why I asked that okay so we're
gonna try to take a fight sooner rather than later so before the drake spawns would be like
the best we could bring up this yes thing but we got all that money right there are you like
trying to set
mid now
oh my god
you know w you know it's going to play the launch
okay here
nice behind right behind
no no bobbin boys no no bobbin
I
So salt by sorry you're on by oh wow
I just don't know I
Got stunned on my old I got stunned on my W. They are just my ass down
Good pretty good
They're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming
Was I pushed up pretty far the last tower has like 50% held you push up there maybe the game
Yo, I couple goodies
For goodies
I'm getting my feet shoved down my throat and we got a drink party games yeah the drink
game we got another drink green party um oh that was my bad there will be another drink
be putting in time soon it will yes there will be another cream party oh yeah
what I'm so excited for these cream party it's a fantastic fridge
I'm coming in one
they used a lot on me
I can't even hit a fucking home!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Maybe we can turn?
Just come here.
Oh, I see.
That was too bad.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I couldn't click on him in the thing.
We shouldn't really do anything outside of our ults.
We need to get the air in there now?
You need to get out of the mindset that diving is good and focus on just killing the closest target to feel.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Yeah, like even if you hit like a three man ult on Lucian and Bard, if they successfully kill our backline we're gonna lose.
Got it. Feel more.
Yeah, just like, honestly your ult's not even particularly important anymore, it's just like the fact that you can-
We do something here. Oh, she has like fucking-
The fact that you can fear the Vi into Fury is actually way stronger than it all.
Oh, these are just where you play the fight.
We can Vi on the reset, okay here?
Three, two, oh wow.
Well, I...
I don't know where I'm gonna fight.
I just, I sometimes just be sitting there,
killing the short people, and they spot me.
They probably sit up and they will come...
Fuck me out of the jungle.
Maybe we just carry him, right?
No, I think we should.
It's just one more, it's just one more.
Yeah.
We can try.
Coming from the side.
Here.
It's not here.
She W.
Nice.
Oh shit.
Get him boys.
Get him.
We're getting him.
We're getting him.
I'll get this special kitchen.
We're gonna go back to the new.
Got it.
Looking bar here.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the back.
Back to the back.
Got it.
Looking bar here.
Okay.
Get him boys get him.
Tearing off this.
Tearing off this.
Tearing off this.
Yeah, very good.
Very good.
W bar.
Get him boys get him.
Get him.
What do you mean?
Oh my god.
My Q doesn't kill.
Tearing this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
Get this.
So good so good. Oh my god, so good guys so good
I've started kills after
Crazy how just one like
not all press Q and it's just yeah it is weird it's like wise to those Q
strong as all but I don't know how the character works you know all right all
right all right all right all right all right let's do that boy 13,000 given
according to like watching other streams of the other guys there's no
we're gonna lose on Thursday I hope so I hope so really well I did have Ludwig in
in my chat talking shit the other day.
Oh, you're scared, bro. They're scared.
Yeah, but that's normal for a while.
Yeah, they're scared.
They fucking suck.
They're terrible. They're terrible in their garbage.
Terrible in garbage.
Every single flex queue team that we have played against in these games
is either as good or way, way better than the teams in the 30s.
When I look at their profiles and these guys have like thousands of games
and they've been diamond for like 10 years straight.
Yeah, there's we are like playing
but we all these games is playing the game on mega hard.
Mega hard.
You guys are better and more handsome.
Oh, you're in fact.
And go.
And way more well and down.
Oh, my god.
And rich and and.
No, but we should we should we should keep
lying to me to be peace team around.
I'm skinny.
Oh, my god.
Let's not go too far.
Let's keep it reasonable with the line.
OK, sorry.
I'm sorry about that, boss.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Well, I think we did pretty good today.
Yeah, peace, peace, everyone.
Excellent work, everybody.
There's a guy in your chat that gifted you five subs named Hutch.
Isn't that bad?
Oh, thank you, the guy that you did there.
Yes, I saw him earlier.
She gave me five subs earlier. Yes. He is a known liar. A known liar.
Oh, the town bulls.
But go ahead and keep lying some more, you know. Yeah. Amen. Thank you.
I mean, I don't have a bull cut and I am I got a go boys. I got a dip as well. Good night, everyone.
Have a good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night. See you guys later.
Yeah, basically games guys. Peace. Thank you. Bye. Oh my friend. Oh my friend. We're still
here? Are you beating boys? By the way, I texted, I texted Drac and Cloaksy to come
play some awesome, I gotta take a shit really bad. I gotta take a shit really bad. I texted
Drac and Cloaksy to come play art, but none of them, none of them texted back. So I'm
I'm thinking we either text two other guys or we go play APEX with Timmy.
I think that's the point on two options here.
I mean, those shit kings, heeeese.
Oh, I'll pick up my crown boss.
I'll pick up my crown.
Um, what do you guys want to do?
I will say, I'm going to get off like right at 2 AM, maybe even a little earlier, because
of that 9 AM thing we got tomorrow.
Even if I got up at 2 a.m. And I fall asleep within one second and I wake up one second before screen
That's still only seven hours asleep, so
Timmy is off oh Timmy's gone oh Timmy's already off for the night away. What he sure
You let me see. Let's see what's going on
Let me see let me type in it's
I can't type anything. Okay. Nothing's working. Alright. Okay. Nothing's working at all. Nothing
is working at all. All right. Okay. Nothing's working. Everything's broken.
Things broken.
Okay, that's no work. That that that still works earlier. Okay.
Uh, hmm.
All right.
I see a, a Twitch thing that's, the title is 45 single and unemployed.
I see that.
So Twitch is working.
Uh, let's see here.
Let me see here.
It's fairbie.
Oh yeah, he's off.
All right.
Well, uh, the pick is in.
That's right.
The pick is in.
It picks with imperial hot will let's use plain awkward. See me with plain awkward is we do
We type in arc Raiders
We got
Nate Hill, I know that guy
Are you any other guys I come in from the rust thing oh
Oh
You're gonna apex, let me see if I do anybody play apex apex legends
Here we go
We appeal how he's playing a page. Oh, but I think he's on his grind at least on his pet in the grind guys guys
Oh
Yeah
Shit
Everybody got everybody got up early. I don't know what to do no more bars
Hmm
Genji and Nate I put on a bad idea case or is that what case I'm playing if I play a silly games
But let's see if we get let's see if we get
This cocoa on
I
Look at us either why is nobody on guys don't nobody's playing nothing is riggy on Gigi's not on
Where the fuck is everyone at?
You have no friends you got no friends
I
Go to sleep now. No, I can honestly I play those people like what I haven't still get a lot of sleep
I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I want to keep gaming. All right guys. I'm maybe we maybe we just go play
On by ourselves. I don't know no
Nobody's on like literally like literally nobody I know is on nobody's playing nothing nobody's on
wait, hold up, wait, I have an idea.
I'm being shot on either, oh my god.
Alright, let's just run some solo, alright guys, I got nothing else to do.
Oh, oh, we got Nate Hill, yo wait, I'll grab Nate Hill, that's what we'll do, I'll grab
What about this, here we go, here we go.
Asu, oh Asu's cool, what is Asu playing?
What is Asu playing?
What is Asu playing?
Left 2, we will be doing Left 2 by the way, very soon.
I forgot about an upset, we're going to be getting eight guys together and playing Left
2 very soon.
We only got a big week this week though, so it definitely happened this week.
Yes, if you guys haven't seen the announcement channel in this one, we got shitloads of stuff this week.
I got Todd.
That's something I could do. We're playing this week.
We're playing a lot of stuff.
Are we getting the game open?
There we go.
Did Dave Hill say he wanted to play?
to play?
Play one solo?
Yeah, we'll see.
If Data Hill joins the streamer waiting room, we'll play there if he doesn't want to stay
solo.
2x KO like this?
I don't know about that, Chief.
We might do that later on.
We might do that later on.
That's until next week.
I want that hot tub water for a crispy 50.
It's yours, pal.
I've been farting every 30 seconds in this bad boy the entire time we've been playing
That's so hot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, time to game.
They changed my titles.
Let's see here.
Not Raiders.
Do. Wipe.
Fuck Raiders.
There we go.
There we go.
Now we're good to go.
Alright, okay, we're good to go.
They said Discord?
Wait, where?
Oh.
Mr. Dane Tower, you have this fine day.
What's up, man? I'm doing great.
Are you ready to win?
Sure thing, man.
Yeah.
By the way, did you end up giving the points to the people that did that expedition?
I got 16.
I don't know people are spamming like there's a problem with it. Is that not enough?
No, I was brilliant at the beginning. Did he give anyone anything?
Oh, no, I didn't have that.
You do the expedition?
No, I do the expedition down. No, no, no. No, no, no.
You lazy bastard.
It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,
Yeah, I'm I did some off-screen mining and got my my inventory pretty backed out. So I'll be I'll be good tonight
I'll be good for tonight
Up on it mr. Chief up on it. All right
My view is right out here. Nope
My name in this word okay, okay
You pay them for your 30. Just pay them on a page. It's been a pain right now. She played awkward news
I'm gonna get one more to get Mr. Panda Scales.
Okay, but I don't know how to give me I'm not even friends with my discords.
I don't know how to be looking at my rushed.
How do you look on people inside of a discord?
What are your messages?
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, I run a server with him in it.
I just gotta get to him.
Me, me, let me type in.
Try scrolling down.
Oh, God, oh yeah, Adam is a friend.
Here we go.
And then I'll do, then we'll do, we'll add him to a group chat.
Okay, eight message, Nate Hill, and, and, uh, what is the exception yet?
I'm telling you to accept the request!
Come on, Panda.
Yeah, Panda's throwing right now!
Who's this guy?
He's, uh, he's, uh, he's Asian.
So he's crack.
Yeah!
Yeah, he's cracked he's cracked he can crack a 90 faster than anyone I've ever seen hundred percent. Oh, beat me. Is it mine wait?
No, he's being in Asia
You're at the yeah, yeah for sure. Oh, yeah
Oh shit, I'm your way that geogame when you get you find it when you look around you find a place
Geo guesser is fun as hell dude. You play it through
Hell yeah, dude. I would I would I would kill on that game. I would kill on the game
Oh, there he is.
He texted me back without adding me as a friend.
Oh my goodness.
He's actually just a Jester Maxing.
He's actually just a Jester Maxing.
Except my friend request, you dumb bids.
He's texting him and said there's a button.
Right at thank you.
Finally.
Holy fuck.
All right.
Let me get him in here.
I'm gonna make a new roof tower, you be at him.
There we go.
Panda!
Hello, sir, hello.
How are you on this fine day?
I'm doing wonderful, how are you, sir?
Pretty good, you're Asian, right?
Yes, I'm Vietnamese and Filipino.
I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it.
These guys are trying to tell me I was wrong instead.
Well, no, they're, well, yeah, they're fucking wrong.
I'm very slanted-eyed.
Good for you, good for you.
I should put you guys' names and numbers in the chat right here that we're in.
Okay, got it.
Oh, yeah, if you're a big league of legends, Mr. Panda.
I
Know but I have a lot of cousins that do because that's like a very Asian game to play
Oh, yeah, I'll do we always played musta yee in that game
Was the Asian Asian? I got I had check. I don't know. Musta yee is Asian
He's wearing the same kind of hat
Oh, we're the right side
Man, what about what the hell?
League of legends
shit. Wait, no, did you play attorney today on that game? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um,
yeah, not good. First time playing. Uh, one of my first times I started, I started about
a week ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah. And now we lost. We say first MOBA? No, no, well,
yes, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know what that pertains to. Dota. That means
I think I did play Dota 2 a couple of times like ten years ago huge. I tried both those games out a lot a lot of time go
Well a week ago
Okay, I guess fuck me then all right cool
Don't worry, I just leaked your guys's names and numbers to everyone. All right, don't need to worry. Yeah
Any more friends anyway?
Good, good.
Look at the bike chair in that.
Yeah, good thinking.
All right, let's proceed.
Hmm.
I think XUC one of the turning by the way.
Damn.
What if when XUC goes like crazy,
he's super excited and talks slow?
Come on.
Like a little empty, empty situation.
I haven't seen it.
Oh.
you're trying to be in your toilet open wide here I need you talking to the
game is to help now now you're not talking at all
nice there we go there we go why is our in-game mic so bad
Let's ride
All right, um you guys have shit cuz I'm kind of fresh off the expedition here
Yeah, I I've got a lot of stuff I I didn't do the expedition and I did some off-stream mining so
You were grounded off stream. Yeah. Yeah, I'm between mr. Nate and mr.
I'm like not poor, but not rich middle-class middle-class. That'll do that's not yeah
We need to a medium and I see I don't need to take like public transportation, but I also don't go driving around a lot
You know
You two more medium a month are we going kid it here?
Okay
That's big money to make money.
Agreed.
So poor.
We don't mind.
Wait, what map are we going on?
Because that also changes how we're going to.
You know, what God is totally my God.
By the whole book for you.
I just get a guy in the gun slot.
If we go to Stella, I'm not bringing necessarily like
we're going right there.
I
Need to hide my screen. Holy fucking shit. Nah, I'm fine. Ah, all right
Nah, you're good. You good
Oh, I'll get ready up
I'm on a loose so bad
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NOT GONNA HAPPEN PAL
NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Wait hold up
What day is it? 13?
Oh my god, I just realized I entered into a rush tournament on Wednesday, and I totally
forgot to include that in my schedule.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh I totally forgot about that, oh my goodness.
I will hopefully, hopefully that's it, hopefully that's it, ootibooti zee!
I let go!
Riiiine!
Then, ride a gig!
You boys ready for a great raid?
of fantastic rates are under serenity
all of the boys were tad late
but who's fine with the winners
you know them
for the group they feel you explanation i just i don't ask them if that's
this is it
you know what was that? did you explain it? i forgot!
i will get you rich again! don't you worry!
three and a half hours so
got some stuff I'm locked in notice but to know your issue you go this should be
notice and you go into me got that voice is so beautiful you know I've got
Doublelift, Yvonne, Hutch, and Daytime, my team.
Doublelift is a no.
Dang.
Oh.
Peanut.
Peanut?
I got no plot.
Oh.
Oh, she's knee-bugging it.
Oh, I see.
Peanut.
Daytime.
Oh, no.
That's Daytime.
Mr. Doublelift.
He's kind of like you.
Is he?
He's a yellow?
A cello yellow?
Oh, he's no.
He's going to game himself.
Uh, hm.
Hm, what?
Flimmy Dragon, Flimmy Dragon!
No, you're not Flimmy Dragon!
You're not Flimmy Dragon!
Oh my, oh!
Oh.
That's a Flimmy Dragon.
Oh my goodness.
Almost rose to your nut, Mr. Phillip.
Oh, oh, may the Flimmy Dragon.
Ho, ho, ho!
I did not know you were Japanese.
Ho, ho, ho!
To the bunker!
Follow me boy, follow me boy.
Hmm.
Big, big peep.
Big, big, big peep.
What's everybody at?
I don't know.
I need to hide down at the boat.
In the tunnel, like my ancestor.
You know, in 1975.
No.
So my great-grandfather do.
I remember, I remember.
You remember, okay.
Yeah, oh, I think I think my ancestors
Your ancestors go in the tunnel. It's not a fire. Yeah, it's a game of hide-and-seek long time ago
Go goodness ancient five times see
All of you boys
I
Want the bridge to see the city
Little by little by
Now you charge up right? Let's get them. Let's get the bonkers secured and we'll go up there the triangle house
That's where I strike
Follow me boy
Cheers boys cheers boys
I
Didn't bring any I'm I can die that'll happen. Oh my god. Oh
Heavens, I don't know if he's been done yet. Oh my god. I've got the answer to listen holy crap. Oh
That was WDKW.
Get out of here!
I think you're right.
But I also don't have a lot of ammo.
Bullsuck.
We should go up to the Triglehouse real quick.
Give those food to get to the shoe stand.
Is that... is that...
Oh, you're dead.
Oh, you're not dead.
Oh, Mr. Cards is pissing someone.
Oh, it's not dead.
Just one night in that.
Yeah, right there.
Oh my God.
Get back. Get back.
Oh, she's sober.
She's just white.
You guys keep your track.
I'm coming over here.
Back to where I should love that.
Take it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, Slimming Dragon's on me.
I gotta run.
You should be right here with Snake.
To the bench
They should be right here these kids right here
But now we're gonna do a bit I don't know where I
Knocked him this thing
As I'm catching up on the Asian legs
My Asian legs, wow, it's yeah, I'm a really small Asian man. Oh that'll happen. I'll have it. I'll have it
They're coming poor
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Oh, that's what they want!
That's crazy!
Is your Tommy's a dog?
Better?
I'm a dog!
Better?
I'm going in!
I know what I'm gonna do.
Where'd he go?
These are dogs right here.
Where the fuck is that?
He's invisible.
I'm the hell you are.
Where'd he go?
I'm in the fucking boat!
I
Squidward
Oh, how's your scheme with it? How does this go? I know
I'll boost the button don't worry Roger
Oh
That's where this leads to he was my poor anyways boys don't need to worry
I'm one of those brokeies
Four pussies
You go back to the bulkers who don't service
I
Honestly, do you know it feels like you're speaking a different language to me and I'm Asian I sometimes you say shit
Do I go to the bunker or to the surface? Oh
Bunker yeah bunker
I know there's a language barrier
Oh, it's the last guy
Show yourself demon find them
Who's yet?
Yep, this is up. Oh, oh you said we have top 100%
Yeah, what are these little Hoosie doosies
He's up top right here.
It's gonna be.
Where the hell is he?
I missed the ring, little man.
I'm like, I didn't signal the motion.
Where did this guy go?
hello this guy is good this guy is good
he's gone
oh my god I got him I got him
die you motherfuckers die
god jeez
that is so cute
yeah come on
come on guys
I'll be needing that whole pack of big man
Yeah, I'm in love.
Yeah, they're chasing the fuck out of me.
They're going to need that old crack of big man.
Go ahead and hand it all over.
Hand it over to this fucker.
Hand it over!
Actually, turn it immediately!
There's no time to...
It is something.
I will kill...
Oh, what's his?
Carbide compressor?
Oh my god, let me drag him. Oh my god. I need like ammo boys
Uh, flip side of the-
I got him.
Okay, well, I'm officially out of ammo. I'm riding him.
Die, you're eating!
I can't notice, but...
Alright, good to go!
I hope you left me some, uh, um, ammo.
You have any ammo? You should have me.
me okay I give you I give you a special link yeah I can get you go there you go
boys thank you sir and as we see all right you're showing people on the map
there we went I think we won't I think we did win this is going pretty good for
for his reign.
Not bad.
Oh, somebody's in the bunker.
You hear that? How do you know?
They're doing the ice cream truck sound.
You hear the do-do-do? Go, go, go, go!
Which sound are they doing?
The ice cream truck.
What now?
I'm speaking English, Peanut!
I can't understand
What you're saying, it's the ice cream truck the ice cream rock
Oh, man, but oh, don't fuck you the what would you say?
No, no, fuck you
You gotta hit your shots I miss one
The others were the big ways
Yeah
I'm going in
But now we're down my sock oh my oh my god
In the room
Oh now
little shopping shopping little shopping shopping
Nate your Japanese score I am man I spent two months oh my god for a team of
Asian people Asian he died he's Japanese oh my I didn't know can't you tell by my
explosive personality. I don't like your base on Ross, right? Actually, exactly.
It was in the city. We're getting right up. Okay, hold on. I have to hit this thing.
It's fucking annoying.
It's like, ooh, I'm so glad I hit this.
Got these.
And...
And...
Here we go.
I doubt we ride.
I let him leave.
Come in.
Hmm. There's a bobcat. Yes, you bought the bobcat in with him.
You find that one?
You find that one?
So I'm a little slow.
I ate a lot.
And so I'm just a little.
It's going to take me a minute.
And I am receiving one that you may be hovering up.
I'm cut off the stand for you now.
Do my other side.
I don't understand what you say.
I don't speak English.
All I know how to say is I don't know what you say.
You know the punishment for harbing a bobcat at the set?
Do I need to repeat?
I'm sorry, what you say? You like to stick it in your butt, huh?
How many bobcats do you have, Peg? Enough to share with the class?
No, I only have one bobcat, the one that I came in with.
Oh. I was lying to you, didn't I? My reports were long.
Oh, those guys are liars.
We have three seconds, oh my god!
You need to trust an agent.
Damn it, my guys, you're fucking fat!
Wait, so you're fat too? What?
Take a fucklap for me, sir?
You be the Hatski?
Why would I have to get Hatski?
Say no to your Hatski.
Well, well, well, well, well.
Follow me, boy, for the boys.
follow me boys follow me boys
come on why no more boys
time to skedaddle
just blend you warm it up first
I
Hop on it would
Excellent
Because we the full Asian team
I'm not I'm not as easy
I figured I figured you were I guess it's a whole lie
And you're gonna tell me you're not a peanut either. I know I know I am a peanut
I'm just so you are you're not Asian now current service is extremely well
You're a Caucasian now a cocknut
What a cocknut
You're a Caucasian now
What a
What what a cocknut?
Asian no, okay, see now we have both are having language barriers here
What is this guy fucking talking about this guy and say what he's saying but
fuck that guy I agree I think I'm fine I can try that's a crime well marky mark
our favorite actors who's marky minds he's white in the service in a funky
box you see the funky bunch you know marky marky you see the funky bunch
What's up, you know about walburders?
What's the funky bunch?
Is that a-
Where the f**k are you from, Ron?
I guess.
Is that a new show?
No way.
I think so.
I saw him go to space, let me show you something.
Saw these bad boys, there we go, like you do.
that right yard there.
Wait, shit.
I just gotta go and see the Hulk again.
We're gonna buy back the ammo and be the Hulk again.
Maybe one second, boys.
We're going to ribbon times.
Let's prepare.
I've been double the ammo.
lose something something
lose something something
here we go
look at this
back to mall
here we go
repair this bad boy
Mmm.. Recycle this bad boy, AND repair this bad boy!
And we ride!
Where do I need-?
I need to see you, charges.
Alright, NOW we ride!
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed!
So you Bobcatch? Never!
I need those!
Wait, you don't know who Mark Wahlberg is?
I know who Mark Wahlberg is, that's the Scientologist guy, right?
That's Tom Cruise!
I think they were kind of both in it, like, like, dynamic duo.
I think they might be.
Have you seen the new craze where there's like, like, like, like, 50 teenagers that run through the Scientology building?
No, what's their- I don't know what their futon levels are, but they get 50 teenagers
and they all mask up and they take out their phones and they run through the Scientology
building and record it and stuff.
It's like a new thing.
Don't let ya arrive!
Oh
Hey, that's good
I
Follow me boys
How do
We're going to the hotel
The holiday in yeah hotel hotel holiday in we're at the hotel hotel holiday in have you heard that from the ball guy
That's the 305 you miss the 305 mr. Worldwide
Yeah, beautiful voice a beautiful marriage beautiful voice
I
Did two teams we directly to our north like 50 meters
As we get to the roof to compete down where we think
Love it down like it love it
I heard someone bust me east I
Thought I did wait not have you never leaked your age. No, no
Okay, I'm gonna do some detective. Oh shit
Don't know the funky bunch this guy's under 30. He could also just not oh my god on the top top
I'm very tough on art. Oh, I see right there
A friend
Then you start on the funky bunch
I'm putting the video on the TV show. You just start to put the back side, but start to put the back side
I'll go I'll go I'll go behind him
I'm underneath
Okay, fine, I can't get up there, sir.
Okay, okay, okay.
He wants to be shot down.
Good work!
I'm gonna get bomb.
Be careful, don't die!
I can't help!
Die!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
God damn.
Oh my god!
There's a spotter on us.
Dude, this thing's gonna shoot us! There's no spotters! There's no spotters!
What the hell is going on?
Alright, we did it.
Oh no!
Stitcher 1.
Are you shooting north-east?
Oh, yeah
We're back boy. We are back. There's a guy knocked right here boys. Oh team in here
Where I?
Mark it on the map. We're north northeast look with your eyes not your mouth sir. Yeah. Oh
My god, he's taking my face off because I'm marking it for you. Where
Look, you know what this guy's talking about. She's making stuff up way is the I don't speak Korean, dude
I don't know that's true. That's true suck my dick with the health. Uh, there are players
You not speak to me either
Yeah, oh, you know what you know what you some leather jackets and a picture on a wall that's fine
What's going on?
Oh, be stylish
I got a zippy
Wait, I got one here. Oh
So yeah, they're there north-east in the support building. Oh, let's go kill them. Okay
Yeah, I hadn't done that in a long time that was a that was a half that was a 50-50. I see pretty good
Oh, I'm gonna take full damage. I think the body cracked
Looking
come on James what's that?
the teammates
charge
not work
got him got him got him
oh my god it's the space pisser
be careful be careful
oh fuck too much too much too much
I'll take care of him boys don't you worry
stop stop stop
oh you have a whole cracker?
Yeah, I got some pussy. I killed the last round.
Oh my god!
Did he increase the damage to the whole package or something?
Everything went down fast.
Was it about the whole package?
Okay, last note, there was players in here.
Right here, right here.
Get him, boys!
I'm slamming him.
Oh my god.
Open Joe!
Thank you for sacrificing yourself, Panda. You're a good man.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
You're a good man. You're a good man.
You killed them all. There was another guy up, sir.
Yeah, I don't know where that guy came from. I wouldn't have killed two.
And then, I don't know where the third one came from.
Well, if you haven't died even one time tonight, we're the best.
guys we got a bobcat for
little bit more ammo from pyrdwy
All right, now we're live.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm not ready yet.
Okay, now I'm ready.
Let's ride.
Hmm.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Hmm.
Are you Quicksilver?
You hold down control and then you're gonna click a bunch of these records and sell.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You embark hook your inventory up?
Nah.
Eeeeee!
Little off-stream mining.
Little off-stream mining, good sir.
Got that shit packed.
Now let's ride!
Call me Mr. Fantastic, it's Elastic.
You gotta be pretty old if you know what I'm talking about.
Whoa.
You gotta be pretty old.
I'm 4,000 years old.
I was the guiding hand for humanity for many, many millennia.
Like a cabal, but I don't eat children.
Oh
Although I have sacrificed some goats for my crops to grow before
That shit does work. That shit does work.
A double power. You do it on top of a pyramid in some shit.
Your crops are insane. You don't have to water them.
You sacrifice a go at a time period, you don't have to water those bitches.
What's the science behind that?
Kill the goat, watch it grow, that's it.
Does it matter the color of the goat?
Oh my god!
Oh
What's up, what's up your shot? I can't I hit him once no no angle
We drop down to the right
OHHHHHH I GOT HIM!
OH MY GOSH WHERE WAS GONNA FUCK MY HEAD!
Oh shit.
RUN!
I should have cleared out.
Oh, Squidward's back! Squidward's back! Holy shit!
Hey, go back the other way!
Shhh, gosh.
Wanna kill him?
You got that big man.
Oh my god!
God
I'll pass
I don't know. I'm busy. You're not make you guys right here
We bleed out
you
I can't move
Got him
Gotcha
I don't know where anybody's body is
Well there's the one up top
You killed the one in here
That's your body here
Oh there he is
Mr. Sivvy
What is he doing down there
What is he doing down there
What is he doing down there
What is he doing down there
What is he doing down there
We gotta do it down there!
I heard a bleed out.
It reshaked me!
Oh wait, it reshaked me!
You got a lid?
Ooh!
She's got a little bugger.
Play some games on the piano.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh, man!
Ooh!
Mr. Japanese a pinata!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Oh, very nice very nice
All right, let's proceed you guys get the other two guys. Ah, yes. Yes, sir. All right, let's move
All of you one
Oh, you see that what
Where
Who's already on fire though when I started shooting?
Right.
Whatever could that mean something?
Precisely.
He said it doesn't actually stand.
Take your spot into the east.
Your eyes healed boys.
boys
your boys
what i think i think i think i think i think
it
it was a little closer
it was too long ago oh my god there's a bastard
it's a pisser it's a pisser
got him
It works, it works.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh PENEMOGONS THAT BUDDY!
I'm shooing him!
Stay alive.
I have a shot.
He's one shot.
All five.
Oh my.
You're five.
Here.
I'm pushing backwards!
I'm pushing backwards.
I'm pushing backwards.
You guys can't fight.
Oh my god, I have a fucking combat on my asshole.
Boy, I'm fighting my own demons.
He's buggy, buggy, buggy.
Oh good work!
Oh my god, I'll just go up and dead.
No, no, no, yes I'm dead.
He's south east, south east.
That direction.
They have got to buff this, holy fucking shit.
I just one shot at the mechanical pisser.
They buffed the whole crack at 1,000%, 1 billion%.
No doubt in my mind.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Where's the fuck is that?
I mean they've got to, right?
I'll know for certain right here when I kill this thing.
like three more shots they were a hundred percent and no doubt this thing
if we shoot people are shots this thing blows up one thousand percent confirmed
Bob
oh perfect where's the key oh really good really excellent
I just we call it girl to me girl to me
thank you guys one on this pillar that was bashing you killed it there no no
as a player as a player player player player
you have two here on this ping
i gotta go chase my whole cunt of theory i'll be back
i used to push him behind as well with the with the space laser guy
go he's over on my side
I believe I'm a full team here on this thing. Oh, I'm here. I'm on your resume
from the Southwest
We're pinched
If I could hit a bullet we would know
You want you want you just drop down I think
Oh, wait that was a seal that was a scout.
One more, one more, one more.
We see much, we see.
That's a good thing I have Asian eyes.
I have like 320 of full V built in.
Holy shit, Caduceus.
Yes, pretty good.
You take, you take, you take.
Wait, I don't know what they're about to say, but it seems stronger.
What?
Where the fuck did you just get shot from?
I'm coming, I'm coming there!
Oh my god.
Fire!
OOOOOOOH!
Oh, on us, on us, on us!
Oh my god!
Inside!
In the pillars!
Oh, we're dead.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Come on.
That's it.
That's right here, that's right here!
Yeah, headshot, headshot on him, headshot on him!
Ah man!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, here?
Wait, look, take a look, he's...
I missed it, my turn, I gotta put a tackle inside your room!
Fall back!
Do I think, do I think?
I'm gonna get that girl!
Hold it, do you mind that shit?
Hey, boss, what are you doing here?
Is he behind the thing?
Yes, he's behind my thing anymore.
Stand back, boys, don't take care of him!
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, he's got a Bobcat or some shit.
Oh my god, these guys are freaking poor. Oh
Yeah, oh my god. I'm so pissed. Oh my goodness. There's so poor. Oh my goodness. Maybe next time
Maybe next time. Oh my goodness. Oh
It's nothing nothing on him. Oh my goodness. Oh
oh oh oh my god this oh my oh my god there's so fucking poor oh my god oh my
oh my oh yeah that's a homeless like a bitch is fucking oh we better get out of
That's I'm so pissed. I'm leaving. That's a piece of it. Good thing. No, dude. I'm pissed. I'm leaving
Yeah
That's above us, that's above us they just threw a
There's literally people right above us not true
It was a bad thing I would see a bad stop trying line of the team
Fucking running
I'm cut off by the bashing in this player if you look
Oh
Yep, I'm just trying to look over you Nate. Yeah, I got you Nate. I'll help you out
I gotta reload
Let me try again
Okay, I didn't definitely buy it
I'll be right
I'll be there
Oh worry my
It's got it.
It's got it.
It's got it.
It's got it.
It's got it.
It's got it.
It's got it.
It's got it.
Alright.
Alright.
We'll play it to the right.
I didn't say them for my 321.
It will be.
Oh, he's got it.
I got to watch.
I got to watch.
To the right.
Southeast.
East.
Southeast.
We'll call the extra just in case.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
Maybe 2B2.
I'm a chunky monkey.
It's a field fashion.
Are they going to be up on this hill or are they around it?
They're going to be to the right.
You'll see birds fly up there.
Or on the hill, big one and two.
Watch for birds.
They're laying under, watching our flank.
I love this under area.
I'm not sea of these hooligans.
They were there, sir.
Are you, sir?
Yes, my Asian eyes never lie.
Are you sure?
That's true, that's fair. I was trying to be helpful.
Egg-chillin' raid, gentlemen! Egg-chillin' raid!
We got on Rage!
Guys, I don't have any more shield turners.
Please!
Ah, you'll be fine.
Yeah.
You probably think you're God.
Yeah.
You're stupid.
Mm-hmm. A ghost called the elevator.
Elvina, what? I didn't even do anything!
What? What? I didn't even do anything!
Oh, she wouldn't even hit the button!
What are you yelling at me for? I didn't do shit!
I
Tell me right good work boy good work
Yeah
You hundred and one thousand
Mech old dudes
Not do savvy boys. Not do savvy
Hmm
The surface was tighter than four knocks holy shit what happens you lose the search for situations
We sell a couple goodies
Up all goodies here we go
We'll sell these bad boys like you do
With this bad boy right here, here we go, perfect!
So this bad boy recycled that, repaired this, and right yonder that over there, recycled
He's bad, boy.
And over there...
And...
We ride!
It's gonna use more mobile game from Ty and Wynne.
Pika?
I
Okay, you ready to go blueprint
We'll ride God yeah
How's the rust server going?
No, we closed it down.
I closed it.
It wasn't good to run.
Oh, it did, yeah.
So, yeah, I didn't realize, because I was going to have it go forever, I didn't realize
that non-rust gamers and non-rust viewers, when you put them in a rust scenario, it is
super beautiful fun.
Everyone has a great time.
Let it go on a little too long.
Tension start rising, flames start heating up, the time up.
I decided-
I thought that within day two, my man.
Yeah, yeah, so what I decided is I'm gonna shut it down and
start it back up every couple months and
we're gonna play like a wife and two.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was fun, it's a grind, man.
You can't take a couple days off.
I love Rush so much.
Oh my gosh, I actually played it yesterday.
I'm streaming.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Yeah, I had a blast with the PvP and the PvE.
All of it was fun.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I liked role-playing, it was kind of funny.
Oh yeah.
It's definitely a funny guy, isn't it?
Yeah, a little ERP with the wolf over the phone.
That's what it's all about right there.
Valor, Joe!
I was painting the shirt.
We're losing to Joe, fucking let's run!
You boys ready for a great raid?
Sir, yes sir!
Don't get me!
I'm here for a watch.
You even watched one time tonight!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's pretty good, boys.
We're pretty good.
We're pretty good.
one time tonight pretty good what we're pretty good
Oh
My turn, oh whichever mr. Spiner. Yeah, well
You got space Jesus in space rocket space pizzer to be given
I
Think about we go right under you as you be the I ever saw
You know I do boys gotta keep the soldiers in line give them good cops
And take all the goo is the only one one for all all from one the leaders rich the others will feel wrenched in time out
Oh
You're shooting in the hotel not coming game for the time it out. That's a vote. We can choose any way it is really matter
Players of foot boys players of foot
They're not even the whole area
Let's go get before they get to the hotel boys
Get out of here!
I'm on my way!
Don't leave us early!
Have the detectors?
Go, go, go!
Where do you think we can go?
We died into the trees to the left.
This is Amigo's ad.
I see my, I see my, I see my, oh, I see, oh my god, this is my land!
Goin', goin', goin', oh, there's one of my right two, holy fuckin' shit, I'm surrounded!
No, oh my, there's everywhere!
We're down, we're down, the guys are gonna finish me, they're gonna finish me immediately.
Sheriff, Sheriff, before you kill me, before you kill me,
this is what my other side is doing.
No, I killed him.
Oh, 80 meters.
Hey, stay back, little aggro!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
That's how I'm done.
Oh my god, there's trees.
I don't think I'm gonna mind it, I need to shoot at him.
Go back, go back.
Take him.
Go back.
Take a cover out here.
Where in hell are you, boys?
Mr. Hill, Mr. Hill.
Hita, you're on the wrong side of the wall.
Oh, there you are.
What? How do they do that? Yeah, I mean, that is.
This guy invisible friend, buddy on the southeast.
Close to you. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. I'm on him.
I'm here.
Hey, John, buddy.
We're going to get you, peanut.
Oh, you egg.
Oh, you.
Oh, shit, he got me.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Literally, one help.
Literally, one help.
Here.
Great job.
Good work.
You be weird?
Go to the bar.
Scan him.
Oh, he wants to have me with a piggio.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, sir.
Before you, I've got something.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
hold on that's there before you I've got something I can't tell you
that's all lucky hey what's up dude
if I hadn't forgot my can't chew it on it's oh hell yeah dude
I think we have a loss like that. It's important to look inwards. What did we
do. And to that I say, Pindy, you kind of fucking suck.
I'd like to say that you pushed up well farther than my 320.
I hope you could see that's because I leave my cock out
swanging. Dorothy Meadie Vainey. Those are my three
principles. I live by while I'm out of Spiranza.
Do you come out? Yeah, that's a great principle, but your cock
was in the dirt as I jumped over the wall.
Like it was the Krakwala China.
I heard you scream out egg-rolls and boom, boom...
While three gentlemen laid their weather along the crack of your rectum.
Can you explain that one, Mr. Panda?
Canada riddle me that one, Sir Panda.
That was Sir, that was to distract them.
Mm hmm.
From the actual skills of Mr. Nate.
I think I might have been able to stop them.
I will say, we would have won that if I did not forget C.R.B.
charges.
No joke, we would have won that because I would have, you know that guy that was
one time in Hill, I would have had that guy 100% and then I would have been able
to heal without that.
It was genuinely because I forgot C.R.B. charges.
It's the little thing that makes you feel painful.
Yeah, yeah, but thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
You kind of admit it's out there.
I took one for the team.
That's what I did.
I think you took a team.
Took a team in your butthole.
In your ass, yeah.
I headshot one.
It took him into the tree.
That gave you enough time to get rezzed and get your vany talk out of the dirt.
It was like Vietnam, but the hole was yours.
Those men were deep, pal.
I saw it. I want to live
Maycon Delta 1972 was that what's what's maycon Delta 1972 was that?
POI in Vietnam. That was about a bird. Oh POI
You know what POI is. Oh, I know what a POI is. Yeah, I know
Yeah
The only way I know it explained to your little peanut brain would explain to me Vietnam in fortnight terms, will you?
I don't know. It's actually, uh,
what's the one with the tree in the bottom right?
Got it, sir. You got it. You got it.
We've been well. Oh, that's all you.
Enjoy. Yeah. Would you buy it?
Spay me.
The in fortnight care.
Wish you my there it is.
What happened to Missy buys?
Bombed.
Bombed like like like funky bomb dance bomb.
No, no, no.
No.
I should not quite understand it. Can you go further again?
Well, you can say it's fine. Hmm. I think I Asian I think that they had the vault bomb
and
But we had the golden scars. I mean
while while while they were cranking 90s we what's it called the funky bomb funky
punch oh yeah they they had they had vault bombs we have the boogie bombs
come on what the hell is the vault bomb the one the one that builds you that
that like vault thing is that what it's called what's it called for it oh yeah
they had four to fours we had boogie bombs all right and golden scars so it
really wasn't that fair a couple of these here we go a little bit of it now
from mission chicken like you do have you ever played for that not playing for
90 couple times yeah like like 15 times I was even in a tournament I know I was
I was just trying to remember what you did.
Chee, what did you win?
I hope so.
Me too.
Me too.
I remember it.
I definitely did not win.
Something about like Simpsons.
Oh yeah, it was a Simpsons thing.
Yeah, it was terrible.
Oh, yeah, something like that.
I was having a good time.
I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
I was thinking that.
It was like three rounds.
One of them was where like you had to,
you were a solo,
you had to team with like five other guys.
And by the end, everyone just teamed up at the end and
everyone died in the circle.
I don't understand what's going on.
Nobody really understood.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like you're gunned.
Let's ride.
I'm trying to win that.
I don't know what they would do.
I know what was going on.
By the way, I probably won't play on 2AM tonight.
It's not going to wake up 9 AM or you're going to do a rookie to predator on Apex Legends.
One stream, you want to talk about?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How long is that going to take?
About five.
Yeah, 40 hours, 60 hours.
But even if I got up in two, I would only get seven hours of sleep if I fell asleep right at two and I woke up right at nine, which is not going to happen.
So I'm playing a hop up of like one and that way I could go to sleep in 30 minutes.
We have 30 minutes early and then I get seven hours of sleep,
which is probably good enough for a 40 hour speed.
Can you go to sleep in 30 minutes?
I have these dummies.
They make you see demons in your nightmares.
Okay.
And but they, what they work, where they work.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
They work.
I've seen some demons at night.
Let's O-RIDE!
I
Forgot fan holy shit
I'll happen that'll happen. I'll share some Beatles with you. Don't you worry boss? Oh, thank you, sir
Mm-hmm hospital to our left or the hotel to our left if you would not really feels like
I've had it. It's it's pretty freaking amazing. That's it. Yeah
medically medically for is a medically my lung collapse in 2024
Hey
What did it feel like?
If I was a piece of shit that would be my drug of choice. It was like euphoria and like no pain and no thought
It was just pure bliss. Oh
She was amazing
Yeah, yeah, tell me tell the fuck no
I was medically administered to me perfectly at the right dosage so no no diocese at all
There's got to be some risk even if it's medically done, right?
Well yeah, yeah, because like a little too much you could kill yourself or in game, on
a live yourself.
Ooh.
Merck wouldn't have lied about it.
Oh my god, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Dead god.
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed.
this was he. It's got a slimy dragon on him. He's got that. Monkey, monkey.
Are you a big gambler? Oh, yeah, I'm Vietnamese. We're not doing it.
My six year old is fentanyl when he broke his arm. Somebody off fentanyl when they broke
on the ability is six years old then at six years old
what those guys cool that's feel like a broken arm just an ibuprofen kind of yeah
I don't know how about I don't know about that out of that but I oh yes
Oh, no, it's a fence.
He's dead.
Oh, my gosh.
What is he down there?
He's saying your name.
He somehow knew you were here.
Why?
What?
You're not gonna kill him
Hello
How are you good chair?
Holy shit, I felt it on the floor. Yeah, how are they doing those ad?
Where are you guys?
Oh, we're on top of the roof!
Alright.
I might be lurking on him.
Lurking jerk.
Okay, these guys are not playing around.
These guys are not fucking playing around.
Major.
Major.
There's a decent chance we're also not real as well.
But I wouldn't confirm it yet.
There is a guy down here.
He's on the floor.
Wait, where?
I
Got a couple times
If we win this trash on these guys profusely they had stream sniping the dick shop
I
Do you know where they go? I don't know they start shooting and then they ran like little bitches closest to me
You couldn't know I am let's go back. This is trap. Well, you better for me better. We don't push me. Don't push the same place
I
Jump out I jumped out for
I
Just so nice and so nice as though we're too crazy the Duffy said that the trap
And I just said don't push unless they push but
But they never push never work with it, maybe we can make them push
Right now
That's true, I did say that I did say that
you might go on your floor above my ping there
as much as much
I'm coming
yeah
stay on your pants
fucking
these hoodies can't go
what's the pep?
yeah they're up top
Yeah, I think they're right above us now.
Ooh, let's kill them!
No way.
Hit that clicker!
Got one snap left.
I don't even have a snap to look at, so...
Yeah, they set up traps. I knew it. I fucking caught it. Lock it, boys. Lock it.
We gotta kill these guys. We need to get down with these fools, man.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Got a kill one?
Why is he being scared?
No, I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh
They think I go to go all the way down
Very nice
Very nice
you guys you got the other two bodies
I know what I thought you want to come see back this guy
I would love to I would love to
present
you're pissed you're mad
oh fuck him fuck him oh
he's pissed he's pissed let's go
Thank you. I'm tired. Nothing war warms my soul. I've seen a steam sniper get
pissed. Nothing warms my soul. Quite like a steam sniper raging. Good work out there boys. Good work.
Just have a medium ammo on that body. You never stick a scratch. I got you.
You go panda.
Don't thank you sir.
You don't spend all in one place.
Okay, 12 rounds.
Alright, cool.
Perfect. That's exactly what I needed actually.
Good.
Just the right amount.
Good.
Not too much.
Not too much.
Let's proceed.
Keep me coming back for more.
Keep you coming.
Keep you coming.
A little bit of fat.
A little bit of spicy.
Man, I had to go over to the cranes
You like spicy food guys, or are you guys like the Caucasians that can't eat spicy food?
I'm white. I can't know I even love spicy food. I'm Jack spicy chicken sandwiches from Jack in the box
That's a real deal
Yeah, that's got to size me.
I put a hot chip challenge.
I'll tell you, you have three of those.
You'll be pissing out your ass the whole next day.
I'm not even joking.
Three of them.
One doesn't do much.
Two will get you a little bit, a little bit fusty.
Three, that'll do it to you.
It'll get you moving.
I'm in big trouble.
Three.
Oh my god, it's Nate's all by himself, and he has a little bit of it.
He just take us to the north, boys.
I'll go in.
I
Missed a body
He's down below
That's a person or my
Right
I'm done off my arc
Yeah, we're gonna miss you. Don't you worry? Okay, I'm gonna do you
Oh my god, he's hitting me. Oh, he's so good. He's gonna run again. I
Called the ladder
Yeah, he's still on the he's still on the rain front of you, you know right in front of you right in front of you
Where he was literally up here shooting me I asked. Oh, he's giving me back shots
I'm going in oh shit. I fell. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
I've no snap you might need to do this money to do it. I'm smoking you I'm smoking you
Oh my god, I just fell the other side holy shit
I
Got what I got what I got what I got what oh my goodness. I try to push the people on the roof here
The fucking spider
Oh my god, I died to the steam up top
I'm going was I'm coming go go go
You know team on that roof that you're running for. Oh wait. I can't I look at when you lift that. I'm gonna die. I'm dead
I
Can
Was just two guys looking to the southeast or from the southeast on the red thing
I don't know what to do about him. I'm in the back playing the back
Yeah, we got we got we got to kill these guys first understand you step up
Okay, I don't know you can get up these pipes
side. Yeah.
I'm gonna shout out from the big tower. It's much, much.
How many on top right here? That's three. Oh my goodness.
That's bad. Mr. Hill, is there any way up on the
I'm up. I'm up the red red stairs right now. Yeah, that's right to the room
Yeah, you can jump up right through that window on that vent hook, but you might get shot in the ass because that's what happened to me
Oh, wait, I got no stamp
Maybe sure
Make a smoke screen
I
Need three two one now
Get a boy
Your
Watch out we're getting thirded
Oh what the oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
I
Need a crawl he said GG's he said GG's the routine left by the way the routine left the code I told you
He said GG's by the way. He said you said good game. I don't have got you here, but he said good game
Good game GG's
I guess mom never read him a bedtime story and it shows
this guy I'm out of everything oh my god I told you how these guys we have to
these these first guys to see if they have loot this type yeah yeah
what I say
I don't fucking shield oh yeah
Where'd the racists go?
He fell off to the backside I think.
Down to your mark, Jim.
They fell right down the middle.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Unless he went to the dark hole.
Here he is.
What are you doing out here, Mr. Silly?
Eeeeeee!
What are you doing out here?
Oh, he's poor. Poor and dumb.
That's why he was the way he is. He's an evil teacher.
Unfortunate.
How's the sight of the chainsaw?
It's kind of lonely, though.
It's gonna get numbered.
Oh, my goodness. Kind of four.
Oh, my goodness.
We're gonna find those two other bodies.
I got two up top.
Got you.
OK.
Now move this first guy that I killed in the USB-S
stepper.
Which one do you look like?
It's got a hard to tell.
The Asian one?
Yeah.
The one with the two-inch egg roll.
You know what?
How do you find it?
Yeah.
The top here.
Got a little two-inch egg roll just hanging out.
Probably leaking some yum-yum sauce.
What's the size of your family fight for?
We were South. It's why I'm an American, sir.
Wait, wait, wait.
In fact, my family is from Vietnam.
Yes, there's Northern South.
Vietnam?
Wait, like, some of Vietnam fought for us?
No, you guys came to help the South Vietnamese
fight against the Communist North Vietnamese.
And then you guys left.
left and then we lost and then my family escaped she's not lost dude she's she's
later alligator he's he's I should know that I thought we just fought you guys
what we want I said I should take it oh no no no no I know I know that I know
that communist North Vietnamese now come this way of the zip mmm but be I just
around I should I should we just walk over here kill these guys you want to kill
these guys I would like to leave me you gotta kill these who again he's absolutely
one bullet
oh I'm on the side I'm on the side I'm on the side oh no I didn't so we only
do them oh my god he had a cyber on his back that guy play as the same thing
You said that yeah, maybe
Yeah, that'll happen. I'm getting word that you were wearing fat in that fight.
You were very cool off of the stuff.
Not really, I haven't really stepped at all.
Oh.
That's a V-tact.
Are we out, Shirley?
Oh my God, how'd you do a jump like that with the phone's at? You see I pitted it?
was actually smooth as fuck holy shit hey we're like 40 meters you see that how do you do that good
technology appreciate you taking that fan I'm out I'm doing coding not a fan of coding
I'm gonna wake up super duper early. I was just starting early today, so I'm fucking head on up.
I appreciate the games. Thank you boys.
Good boys. Good boys. Good boys. Good boys. Good boys. Good boys. Good boys. Good boys.
Yeah. GG's GG's GG's. GG's. See you guys. Well played.
All right, Dave. No guys. I've been shooting for 10 hours and I gotta wake up at 9 in the
morning. 9 in the morning. That's seven hours and 56 minutes from now.
7 hours and 56 minutes until my stream starts.
7 hours and 56 minutes until my next 40 hour stream.
7 hours and 56 minutes until I start stream again and potentially stream for 40 hours.
I'm good job. I'm good job. I'm good job. I'm good job.
Hmm. You're 40 hours now. Uh that's stupid. Wait to think
about it. Mm hmm. Uh oh. What's tomorrow? Boys, have you guys
not read the discord now? So, I'll read it to you. I'll
read it to you. For those of you guys that don't know, I'll
read you. Everything we're doing this week. You ready?
you ready? Today, so Tuesday, starting at 9 to 10 a.m. Apex Legends rookie to
Predator stream with it's Timmy. Mm-hmm. And then Wednesday, we're doing, um,
actually I'm wrong on that one. That's the one I signed up for that Rust
competition. So we're either continuing Apex Legends if we haven't reached
predator yet or we're doing the rust competition. Thursday we got the AT&T
League of Legends Tournament. Then Friday we got Marvel Rivals with Tim the
Tatman at 3 p.m. and then Arc Raiders and then on Saturday on Saturday we got
Subnautica 2 double stream one for subnautica 2 and one for a regular late night stream
It's a packed packed weak boys
Pack full of game and packed full of action packed full of boggling
It's back
Canada sucks. Yes, I know Canada sucks that has nothing to do with what we're talking about here
Um, can I play Saturday? You just you can play Saturday. Will you on the subnautica too?
That would sponsor it. So I'd have to ask if they have a team for me already. I don't know.
How does that work? Are you, are you sponsored by two or no, no, okay. If they don't designate
teams? Absolutely, Gen. G. Absolutely. If they don't
designate teams, I don't know how that game works. I never played
Sononica 1. I actually heard that it was really good. I actually
heard that Sononica 1. Is that true? Did I hear right? Did I
hear right boys? Is that a real good game or no? And someone
explained to me, not like a full explanation. I'm like a, like
a, I think I know what it is. Okay, I'm going to guess what it
is and then you tell me if I'm right. Open World Survival
game that that takes place underwater like rust but underwater is that my
right okay I'm right I'm right I'm out there pretty good I'm pretty good no
Oh, PVP?
Shit.
Well, you know, who knows?
I mean, if Subnautica 1 had so much praise,
it probably made it so good you don't even need PVP.
If I'm not, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I mean, they wouldn't have made a Subnautica 2
if Subnautica 1 was Donkey Wiener.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You about that for a second, you about that for a second.
So I'm sure we'll have a good time,
I'm sure we'll have a good time.
Um, um, it's great for no PVP,
seven hours, 51 minutes, you should have,
you should have over there.
I'm gonna try to push it to 10 a.m.
Dude, I need a full night's sleep.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you gentlemen.
I must fuck me relentlessly with my sleep schedule
and I still have not, I still have not returned.
I am in so much sleep, dad, I'm not even joking.
I'm probably about one to 30 hours in sleep dead.
I haven't slept one time in the past five Saturdays.
Five Saturdays, I have not slept all night long,
and then I get about six and a half hours sleep
on the Sunday to Monday.
So I'm about 40, and then I usually get like seven hours
since I play like 50, 50 hours of sleep dead in
to the last month.
Is that a real thing, by the way?
Yeah, it should be.
I heard it on house.
I heard it on the show house, so I'm pretty sure it's real.
Is that a real thing or no?
Is sleep that real?
Is that real and z's or nah?
Sleep that is real, but what are you about like how real?
Like how real are you talking?
If you die, you don't sleep.
No, let me Google that, let me Google that.
Let me see.
is sleep that real.
Yes, sleep that is real, measurable, and accumulative health issue.
It is the difference between the amount of sleep your body needs
and the amount it actually gets.
Consistent lack of sleep adds up, leading to cognitive impairment,
poor mood, and increased risks of diseases like diabetes and heart disease.
You're not supposed to make a shit up over here.
They're trying to blow smoke up our ass.
You see, I got some tiny trickers, and it's AI too.
That's how the AI is going to take over my line to us.
It's lying to us right now.
Hmm.
Well, behold.
Here's a Reddit thread that says, I'm told sleepnet isn't real.
Well, let's see what this says.
If you stay awake long enough, irreversible damage can occur.
Naaaaaah!
They tried to lie to us!
They tried, now they got real people saying it too much!
The AI has infected the real people!
If your brain was like a trash can, its ideal state is to be clean.
A clean trash can is a healthy trash can.
Your trash can always fill up and even overflow with trash.
Sleep that.
Once you sleep for long enough, if you have that trash can, you can always empty it.
But once it is, you can't make it any emptier so that it will hold more trash next week,
saving up on sleep.
Okay, so you can't take out like a sleep load you can have sleep that but no sleep Roth IRA or
401k
That makes sense that makes it that doesn't make a goddamn like a sense. This is all made up bullshit
Let me tell you who let me tell you who made this up
It's those ladies with the moon rocks
They tell you that you acted like a piece of shit because Jupiter's in a certain position in orbit
That's who made this up that you made this up. They have the moon rocks on their necklaces
They have the giant tapestries in their rooms. They've got the black eyeliner
They meditate align their choppers and shit, and they come up with bull crap like this. That's what's going on here
That's what's happening. This is bullshit. This is fake. Am I right?
Am I am I right am I right am I right am I right am I which is
Witches, witches, witches, witches, witches, witches, witches, witches, that's what's happening.
Mm-hmm, dark magic.
I reckon that everybody, mm, go to sleep.
Yeah, I
Won't even get a burger tonight. Oh my goodness. That's a sad part. I'm not even a burger. I'm not even gonna get a burger
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Uncle Ron loves me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. He says his heart
his pinky finger he's a great guy he's a great guy let me tell you I'll go run
all the way all right see everybody see you guys did no burger no burger tonight
no burger I gotta get I gotta get to sleep so I can wake up early and do the
The apex three
All right good night everybody
Good night gang have a good night
Good night everyone
Good night
Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good night
Good night everybody
Good night, gang
Good! I died! Good night! Good night, Gag! Have a good night now! Good night, everybody! Good night! Good night, everybody! Have a good night now!
Good night, gang. Have a good night. Good night. Good. I died. Good night. Good night.
you die you die you die you die
you die
I'm gonna go take something about the ticker shit!