TheBurntPeanut
DAYZ w/ COCONUT | HUTCHMF'S STREAMER SERVER | FREAK BOB FRIDAY | #BUNGULATE
05-16-2026 · 10h 00m
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I have returned from my slumber.
I have returned from my slumber.
I have returned from my slumber.
How are you boggling together?
Fine. Fuck the fan Friday, gentlemen.
I was your burger.
Peter, I did not have a burger.
I had meat and noodles.
Oh, you said I guess I'm still tired as fuck, but I do not care.
It is time to game.
Pick me.
No, no, no, no, no, fuck the fan Friday is a game of chants, a game of chants and glory.
You cannot mere weasel your way into the victory lane of fucker fan Friday.
That is not how the ancient scrolls were written.
That is not as the prophecy foretold.
What kind of meat?
I don't know.
I know it wasn't chicken.
I know what chicken tastes like.
I don't really like it.
I also don't like that if you undercook it by two minutes,
you and everybody you know dies.
I don't really like that aspect of chicken either.
I stay away from chicken.
Chicken is for bitches.
Chicken is stupid.
Chicken is garbage.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But don't worry, the gentleman I'm playing with
has also not slept for like a day and a half.
So we want, and he's also never played DG before,
which I essentially kinda haven't either.
So we will be
hallucinally tired trying to figure out
how to play this game here.
He will fail,
and then we'll go to bed.
That is the, there it is, there, oh,
there it is, there is the plan.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yes, that's right.
Oh, oh, oh.
Mm, this is gonna be so fun.
I'm actually excited, I'm actually excited.
We'll see, we'll see.
We'll see, we will see.
By the way, boys, those of you guys who don't know Daisy,
I know a little bit about Daisy.
This kind of the general premise, it's a slow game,
a slow burn, a slow burn.
One, you gotta grab an ice-cold one
and sit back and say, what's the story here?
What's the story here?
What's going on here?
Is that, that may just be a can of tuna to you,
but to us, it was hours of work,
hours of investigation, hours of collecting,
diplomatically conversing with other members
of the wasteland not to kill us and take that tuna can.
A tuna can that we will give to our kids
and they will give to their grandchildren.
A tuna can that leads you to the path of salvation
And not only is delicious, but keeps you alive for another day.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's like that type of game.
This isn't Bobcats and Lennoxes.
All right, let's grab Mr. Coconut.
Let's grab Mr. Coconut.
Peanut get drunk?
I plan to, don't worry.
Make you have your silly juices.
Actually, I'm avoiding it.
I'm avoiding it.
Come down.
Before we even join up, we're doing a quick cheers.
The quick she is,
to, what, what are we cheesy to?
Oh, it's coconut birthday.
And, and it was Mother's Day,
like sometime recently, we end and,
and we got apex predator.
There we go, cheers to those three things.
Cheers, boys, cheers!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I mean, Dennis Daisy's service is gonna be so fun,
but I cannot wait to meet you guys all day.
It is gonna be ecstatic, it is gonna be ecstatic.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, good times, good times, good times, good times.
I'm driving in the game. Are you
going to serve it? We'll figure
it out. We'll figure it out. I
say I don't even know how to get
to coconut. That's the first we
gotta figure out. Let me see
what's going on. Okay.
What up, Peanut? Oh, nothing
just hanging around. I heard it
was a special little guy.
I heard it was my special
special little man's birthday. Oh,
P. Oh, oh, I'm going to get you. I'm
going to get you. I'm going to get
you a portrait in a pear tree to
hummingbirds in the hand.
Donate and vixen, Cupid and
and the one of all the most silly reindeer of all Rudolph the Red Dose reindeer had a very shiny nose
I don't know the names of any of them, they wouldn't even say it was, but then one foggy
Christmas Eve Santa came to say, root off with your dozed-stone pride, won't you guide
my sleigh tonight, but all the other red games of them, they would include them in all the
red deer games. They'd ever let poor Rudolph join in any red deer games.
Hey
How the hell are we gonna fight each other I don't know I'm I'm here boys. I'm here. I'm
Wow, oh my god, that's how the loading screen works. You just press play and then you just holy fuck. It's just pretty cool
Yeah, that's actually crazy. I oh
Yeah, so how do we fight each other? You're like a map in this game, or there's no fucking man. I see the map
I don't know how they got him. There's a compass. We could try to use the fucking son
Where's this alright, where's the sudden in regards to you take the take the compass out
Okay, hold up. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm changing my sensitivity
Okay
Sun sets in the fucking why last or east
Fuck I don't fucking know
I think I didn't you play solar panels towards the north and rust
Fuck you talking about buddy
Okay, the Sun's north for me. Where's it for you? Oh, I'll change it by 6W. Well, hold on. Wait, hold up
It is this is still too high. Oh my god, the Sun is over that mountain over there
Yeah, yeah, but you got you got a compass. Take a take out the compass. I got a compass
All right now right click it wouldn't the Sun be in the same direction
for both of us
You're fucking right
What's I might click the compass out of my
Out of my user, I don't I might leave the company. Yeah, all right
All right. All right, look at the sky.
Okay, I got my compass.
The sun is in the north for some stupid fucking reason.
Yeah, we'll put that there. I see a cloud that looks like a pencil.
You see that cloud? It's skinnier than the other clouds.
the other clouds
oh yeah now yeah now
and that one looks like a giraffe
alright
wait
I have a flutter
you have a flutter?
ok ok i'll watch it, ready?
let me know what you're shooting
Have you shot it yet?
No, no, it's not, it's fucking glitch, it's game stupid.
Listen, we gotta like get our bearings and like use the fucking...
I got a buddy, his dad sailed from Vietnam
using his fucking hand with the stars and he escaped communism.
So, we gotta do the same.
You have to escape communism?
Exactly.
Okay, but all right. All right. I will stop it nothing to escape communism
All right, so like there has to be a way
Dejammically, let's think if we are on a
Defined map
Right, huh? Okay, and we have a compass. We are in two random locations
We have no idea where either of us are or where our selves are
I say, if I vaguely remember Daisy from 10 years ago, there was always a coastline.
I don't know direction is, but what if we ask our bungalow ladies what direction the
coastline is, walk toward it with our compass, and then once you get there, we narrow it
down to only two directions we can be from each other.
Well, you're a fucking genius.
All we fucking shit.
I didn't listen to it, it's God damn thing you just said.
See it, wait, I don't...
Wait, wait, it makes sense?
Okay, it was gonna work, but now I'm being told every fucking direction under the sun.
I'm hearing east, northeast, south, north.
Okay, I'm just gonna keep...
What if we just go, what if we go...
Think about it in the real world.
Is it most oceans on the south?
I'm pretty sure oceans are everywhere, man
Sorry, boss. That's a stupid idea. There's a stupid idea. I'm a fucking idiot. Sorry
I'm sorry. No, there's no no no no no. I'm thinking too like I'm really yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Okay, wait, so
Water we go some shit Matt wait, there's a map of the discord
No way. No way
Where's it? I don't know we might be getting one guy we might be getting one guy
Yeah, I think we are I see crack at news. I see talk your shit. I see mod suggestions
I see resources is a new player beginners guy, but I'm not looking at that stupid
Yeah, there it is. Wait, Daisy interactive map. Oh my god. I thought it's under it's under resources at the top
It's the top leg. Oh
God we're cooking. Oh my god
We're fucking cooking. We are actually cooking. This is a live map. This is an interactive map. Yes
So where's we are somewhere on this map?
Yeah, they got me didn't do the coast idea. Holy fuck
Okay, let's see. Wait, so okay. We're in a place called deadfall. We could be anywhere. What wait, it's okay
I have an idea. Can you see snow next to you?
I do not see snow. I don't see snow. It's autumn. It's like fall over here. I see way. I see a mountain. Wait, it's to the
it's to the north
Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait, why doesn't the map have a compass on it? Is is
Wait, is north of the map north in the game?
or no
Funny, it's all built up
Oh, it is okay. Hmm. Oh my God. I'm so sexy. I'm so sexy. Um, where would I be? Okay. I'm next to a big mountain. This looks like it would be kind of a big mountain because there's not a lot of stuff on it. I think I think I've got to be but I don't see water. So maybe I'm would I be? Yeah, that that's a world boundary.
It kind of does look like a world boundary guys in a world boundary. Do you
know? No, is it a world boundary?
All right, wait, I'm running toward I'm running north like ish towards the
mountain. Wait, wait, wait, my book is gonna be a better idea. We just run
aimlessly until we find a town each of us and then we can pinpoint each other
on the map. That's cheese. Yeah, that's that's fucking good shit. I already see a
dirt road. I already see a dirt road. We're doing pretty good. I'm on a dirt road too.
I'm on a dirt road to your stamina in this game. Oh, yeah, that's stamina. You got to eat to it. It's a bitch dude like
Food is like everything
You got to eat every like five minutes. It's crazy
As it comes work
Fucking Michael felts
You're trying to pay the house games, okay?
I won't let you down Cody. I will let you down
Do I a smaller food? Oh, I saw with an apple a worn apple. Oh my god. Uncle was he let me see
Hey, how do you eat this? I?
Combine an apple with a compass. What does that make?
apples
couple
How do you eat this?
What an apple?
Oh god, am I? You can double click it.
Yeah, the fucking UI thing is confusing.
That's confusing, it is.
I found a water, and it's definitely a circular water.
100%.
Okay.
My circular circular?
Not like circular circular, no.
I'm thinking it's that one that looks like a cannon in the top middle of the map.
Like a space cannon you'd see in a space movie.
Did you jump out?
The one at Onanaga?
No, the one above I'll gone to Quinn. Oh
Shit, okay, okay. I think I'm right here. We hold up wait
You can look at the map and you can see like markings like like landmarks are these ways is a live map because wait, is that me?
Wait, where?
Where are you?
What
Wait, oh, we know that's a player spawn marker. Never mind. That's a spot point. That's just one point
They're mine. They're mine. They're mine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm a I'm a yeah, I'm a guy that was a lady
I'm looking for a town. I'm looking for a town
Okay, I'm just gonna keep running
I'm gonna look for a sign like there's roads where you can look for road signs
Yeah, I'm on a road right now. I'm on a dirt road. I'm looking for a sign as we speak
By the way, you know, this is a streamer server. So like as am doesn't do that at diddly shit. What the hell are you talking about?
The
You know, this is a streamer server. Are we still shooting on site or now?
We come in we I think we could
I see a zombie always thinking is since we lack the prowess we could just manipulate and trick people and then we could
We could run with them and feed them full of canned beans and then when they're fattened up
We can really kill them eat the yeah, that's good. Thank you. Yeah, I can
Hey, hold on wait
Wait, wait, what happens if I come into a zombie and I got nothing do I just got it
You gotta punch his ass and beat him the fuck up beat the shut up and beat his dick. Yeah, he's just fucking yeah
Be this you gotta alright, so you gotta like right click the block like holding s and right click
Yeah, you get like a high guard and you can actually block the zombie swings
Whoa, the zombie's gonna swing twice and then right after the second sling you're gonna want to hit back
Okay, boys. They do combos
We hold up wait. I'm I'm on
I see I see a town right in front of me. I just want a big farm like a real farm
Like cows and mooses and hay rails and come out
My uncle you show on a farm. He said it was he said
You know, he's you say he said run the farms like loving a woman. Yeah, we you I run a farm and that and and I'm and I have
No wife and I'm sad
Mm-hmm. Now, I think I've found a town here. Let me see
Let me see if there's a side here. There could be a side here. I don't know guys keep your people's open for a side
I'm already starving again. Did you just have an apple five minutes ago?
What are you fucking apples do you want you need a lot of fucking apples? Oh my god?
Oh my god a second here too. I got a I got canned beans, but I need a knife to break it open
I'm here. Okay. This is gotta be someplace. I'm gonna look for some markers. I'm in Russia. Okay
There's Russia
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Did you guys see what the idiot looks like in Russia here?
I see a mailbox that is obviously Russian
Mmm
Let's see
Let's see
Ah
Well, I don't have enough details yet. I gotta keep looking.
There's a lot of zombies around here, boss.
For food? Look at cars. You gotta look inside cars. Cars have tons of food.
Oh, 12-gauge rifle slugs on the kitchen floor. Oh my goodness.
This is where I usually keep my 12-gauge slugs. Right here, too.
I got a gun as well. I got two guns.
Oh, I found a gun. I just found some slugs. I found two slugs.
I got a MK-11.
Whoa, you good with Bowes?
Good with Bowes?
Good with Bowes?
We got me a Bowes?
I'm looking for stuff Bowes.
I'm not seeing nothing though.
Zombies have loot on them.
Oh my goodness, oh my God!
Oh my God, I spent a carbine repeater in this bench.
Wait, I think that's really good.
I think that's really good.
Oh, you said?
My stuff is pretty cool.
Wait, am I cooking?
I
Think that's aiming
Hmm, you got five shots. How do you know that?
What does it
Does have any shots is that you talking to me no
Oh one four. Oh, yeah, we guys just the max you could aim in
Oh, guys, this is right click. This is right click. Oh, that's fucking dumb. I'm changing
that immediately. I'm changing that immediately. That's horrible. That is disgustingly horrible.
That's the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
That, wow, that's disgusting.
I'm disgusted.
I'm disgusted.
How do I...
I
Don't I why can't change aiming oh my god
The f11 helps you have a choose oh
oh my god oh my god oh my god okay all right okay I thought they were trying to
trick me in to open it up an admin menu just no way just no way oh my god
coconut coconut do not fall for the f11 trick do not fall for the f11 trick
I
Don't get out
Hold on Peter. I'm doing something right now
They just did there. I
I hate my screen they told me to press f11 because it helps with aiming
And I hid my screen because I thought it might open up like an admin menu or they would trick at me
It'd open up an admin you and all my guys started getting on the ground and putting the gun in his mouth
What the hell guys actually what the fuck
What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
All right, there's nothing here. There's nothing here. There's nothing here.
Oh, you gotta kid me. Oh, dude, this one's fast as fuck. What the hell?
Oh, shit.
I
Mean this plum in this bitch type shit type shit
Okay, I try to get a move on I'm gonna move on boys
We gotta keep moving, we gotta keep moving.
We gotta keep moving boys, we gotta keep moving.
We loot the zombie, how do you loot the zombie?
I didn't do anything in this game actually.
Guys there's nothing in here, is there a way to use tab to loot?
Oh whoa, it's got the vicinity thing.
Oh thanks boys.
They go to have the zombie and you say what if that we need you to get some good goodies
Yes, you goodie spice
Okay, I'm gonna seal Pokemon booster pack. No way
Dude, I didn't try to figure out what that shit does
It's a pristine condition to oh
My god, I gotta get to a trainer. You know how many kids and tonight get this probably
What if it has the Golden PSA 10 Charizard?
Oh, shit.
You can change the Genji.
Yeah.
I know you didn't hear me talking earlier, Mr. Coconut, but I just wanted to know,
there's a way easier way to find each other.
All you have to do is press Apple Avid.
Okay, I did it.
Can I teleport here or something?
or something you tell the point wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you motherfucker I
almost killed myself there's no I have on the gun you mother for what would you do
that fuck you that's mine fuck you that's why I have a horrible birthday I hope
birthday is horrible I was fucking
boom I pray we're wearing the fuck am I
wait what happened to your plan we're gonna
get we were I found a sign about you
took a guy from inside I'm not even looking
okay what's it say it says 0.7 miles to
my left is a place called eerie er i e
so I'm oh no I'm in Tuscarora I'm in
Tuscarora is that on the map I'm looking
Oh shit, oh it is
The top left okay
Where a tough score like in the city or like I'm on this row right here. I can tell cuz it curves weird
I'm in the bottom left of it. Yeah
Right at the entrance of it. Okay, so good enough. I'm gonna try to you find where you are. I'm gonna do that
Follow me what?
There's a chicken
How do you I can't punch it you got it you get you definitely catch it. Oh those things are bad those basses are fucking tricky. Oh
Yeah, pristine can't turn it it's over for these bitches. It's been over for these bitches. We can you not rotate items in this game?
She's been out. Oh, okay. Look, I mean like it's like the Donna spacebar spacebar. Oh
See you right you right you're right. I'm gonna start insulting the game
I'm gonna say you you saved me boss you saved me all these motherfuckers had a whole fuck
They're like three decades to do this shit and this is the days. He's the biggest fumble
This shit's older than some people in my chat
That this game is literally older than some people by Joe. They had the biggest fumble ever
They ran this shit and then just fumbled it. Ah
How do I how do I how do I eat this can of tuna?
You can't oh, I know press press left mouse button
Oh, that's nice. Oh, this is this is this is this is this is this is oh my gosh. Oh
I did even increase my food at all. It actually decreased my water.
All right, okay, that did help a lot. And it not help a lot. Yeah, you need we need a lot of food.
We need to start like a farm or some shit again. We use our father. We can yeah apparently we can grow tomatoes or some shit
I don't know what the fuck that's about
I'm running north. I'm running north
Wait, I'm gonna hit water. What the fuck wait that means
There is no coast you dumb bitch
How do I oh
What the hell are you guys?
Your stuff is on your old shirt. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh these was his was his was
My god, oh my god
What?
Mmm, here we go.
All right, get out of here.
And follow me boys, follow me gentlemen.
I've got a three by three warm chicken.
All right?
I've got three, oh now it's no longer warm, it's just raw.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay, I closed the barrel.
All right.
Oh yeah, that's a lot of sword space.
Hmm
All right
Okay, oh
I found another gun. Oh, yeah, I'm on a backpack
I'm running I think I think I know where to go
I'm coming to you, though Oh, yeah, now I'm cooking now I'm cooking
You don't even know what I'm about to do, buddy.
What are you about to do?
Oh, I'm about to.
I'm about to.
You're about to what?
I'm about to what?
I'm about to what?
Shit.
Shit.
Shit, I'm about to shit.
I'm about to shit.
I'm about to find something.
out of five
oh shiiiit
oh, oh, can't beaches
can't beaches
uh
here we go
uh, oh wait hold on to these
oh dude, it's two by two for a can of beaches
you so, are you so serious?
you so for certain with me right now, boss
oh my god, I'm gonna fucking starve to death
I don't know if I can make it to you
this is ridiculous
this is re-
how do I- oh, I don't open a can of beans now
Our peaches!
What is it?
You need a knife?
I need a knife.
Okay.
Wait, I can punch people with a can of peaches now.
You could, yeah. You could.
I think it does- It should do more damage, I mean-
OH! I- I- I know there's still a Pokemon pack! This one's damaged!
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My days
Yeah, I get out of here get out of here
All right, I'm good boss
Are we yet we yet? Oh my god. Wait, what cow did you say you're at touch good touch kimono? I said it
That's the rora
We you have much we you add
I'm so fucking far from you. Oh my god
I'm a
Wait, hold on Ontario. I got stupid
Ontario Ontario
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm killing myself.
Should I go out too? No, no. Stay there. Stay there. Okay. All right. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh.
Oh, I can't open her.
Let's fucking go.
This is exactly what I needed.
Store.
There we go, there we go, now we're cooking.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice, I did.
That's nice.
That's nice.
A teddy bear.
Little Betty eating.
Little Betty eating.
Oh
Oh
Yeah, is everybody
It's everything just was to have jacks and nothing. I mean like I'm finding poop garbage
Oh, I got a bk12 what the hell it's
Where are my gun gal?
Where?
Where?
Oh.
Oh.
Um.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh.
Um
Um
Yeah, there we go there we go
Alright
We said I have to have the shots of my hot bar to do it hold on to reload. Yeah, I already held on it's got one in there
I'm looking boys
I think you can only hold one and get the chips that might as well eat them
they've been eating you gotta eat your shit look my guys are fat bats bro we're
just gonna keep fucking died this is yeah this is ridiculous you gotta keep
leading you guys
oh you well yeah no don't leave hush hudge you guide me in peanut yeah well
hudge why do why am I playing homeless simulator you don't know what to look
That's all
Whenever whenever you go into like these areas
This everyone else is fond in before you and looted this this spot
So you just got to move like throughout the towns a little bit. How long did you do these mods?
It just depends the new areas because everyone is like
For the first time we're gonna be a little bit lower
was I'm cooking do you see that 360 no scope head size hit hunch
well you found ammo and I don't think you got much ammo anymore what wait yeah
I got to kill the zombies with it though you just punched the zombies pee wait
within what are the guns for it for people you're killing people with the
gods and taking their shit oh that's not what that's wrong it's very no no no
it's very it's very wrong yeah like that bitch that huh that you stupid bitch you
see do you see trees and tall man oh man fuck you see do I see trees in tall
places as stupid places it's fucking trees that are high oh my god
score uh no not really no all these are average size trees okay okay I'm
spotted and I'll be I said Pokemon card facts one pristine one of those on the
watch you could open them up put them in your hands and you can rip it see what
cards you get I find another pristine pack oh my god and another one find a
road cocoa find a side we're cooking we're cooking that's the best that's
thing you can do right now find a road find a sign on a road a fun aside yeah
when you try to open it up and then what do I get you'll see the card at the
bottom and then there's the whole collector's box and you can fill the
whole collector's box with every card in the game how I don't know how to open
it's not working oh it's open that was open I'm gonna open up a damaged one
first mm-hmm hope you have it in your hand and then yeah okay guys I got
prestige Pokemon card Pokemon energy Pokemon number 11 Pokemon number 60
Pokemon traded card and Pokemon number one is that is that a good one
Doesn't sound like it you're looking for Charizard blast oise, you know
But I'm over you proceed back I'm over you proceed back
Well, what do you what do you get for the Pokemon cards? So it is like a gun is that one good?
What are you asking me yeah, yeah, TBD
potentially used in trade or whatever just depends right now they're just really cool looking we put
them in the game originally for Genji oh okay she's really good at the game too no she's like
Pokemon nice we saw the modern thought of Genji so these are fucking worthless right now yeah
Absolutely a hundred percent nothing but for Lux
You know P look at a road and see if you can find a sign tell me what's on that side
I'm in I'm in Tuscarora
Tuscarora, okay. I'm dropping all my Pokemon cards. That's it was that's it was
Garbage
But we're thinking about having like a little trade spot where people actually use those as like currency
But you're gonna die with it and lose it anyway, so I'm literally never gonna die. I'm the best player to play this game ever
But we're going to get smoked I can guarantee you
Aren't you like aren't you him in this game though hutch?
Him have I played it a lot? Yeah, no you're him. He's him. He's him. He's him. He's him
We'll just hide behind you. I just don't I haven't really played this map too much. So I'm a little
trying to learn it. Wait, wait, wait, where do I get like really good stuff like back
bags? That's why I'm, if we can find, if I can find you, I will go to like some mill
spots and we'll actually get gear and we'll run into people. So a big thing to
keep in mind whenever you're playing DayZ is there's places where people are
going to be and places that people aren't going to. Like in certain areas,
This is shut the fuck up. It's
Where are you adding in peace? I am I I am I'm in Tuscarora
The magnets for the pistol you dropped earlier. Fuck. Well, you'll find my stupid pistol
How do I kill myself?
Dude, I mean
I'm actually flipping I'm actually flipping right now. Oh my god
That's where we got that gun at with a boombox house. I bet you the song is still playing by the way
Nice song selection choice on the boombox boss. I wasn't me. Oh, well they chose my damn session song
Oh
Track suit jacket that sounds pretty good
What's got even more space oh score we're doing it
This is where I came in at and I went down the road. No, no, I didn't I went down this road
Hey, it's that house right there.
Is this it?
No, but I was in this house for sure.
And then I went through here.
And where did I go from here?
I am on my way towards you right now.
Hey, me, is this the house right here?
Oh, Mr. Pieronsky!
Like I'm actually close.
But there's one good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy.
Please, eat some, my boy.
Hey, oh, the boombox is gone.
Oh my.
Where'd the bootbox go?
Who's right there, boys?
Here's a bootbox, Steve, of fun.
HOT!
What, bro?
Why?
It's a bootbox, Steve!
Probably just fucking despawned or something.
Did you move away from it?
Yeah, but then someone came and stole it.
Maybe.
Also, I think I am here.
if you see a guy with a bat,
I'm gonna shoot a bitch for it.
I'm gonna shoot a boy.
Oh, don't shoot, please, don't shoot.
I'm gonna put a bow on the back of the guy.
Please.
Don't shoot.
I'm not gonna tell you until you dare to keep me.
Oh, shit, I'm cooking.
Oh, don't, don't kill me.
Oh, shit, I'm cooking.
Where you at, bitch?
I don't know.
Do you hear me? Hello?
Hey, I'm just, do you want me to start yelling, maybe?
I'm already yelling, I'm already yelling.
Hello?
Hello?
What's that what side of town you coming on? I
Run this city pussy. I run the city you set foot here. You make sure you get your ticket punch. You're in town mod
at the up key
Hey, I just ran into someone he said he's hungry and I'm bringing him to you and you fucking blast them
Okay, I'm next to a dead zombie. I guess you guys I guess you guys move I see some moving in this inch. You want to road it?
You
You're a road boss
Yes, I'm talking to I'm talking to
We were turning you are you the red or you got the red?
All right behind you guys. I'm behind you guys. Are you in the red or not the red?
Not the red the red the red you're the red you're the red you're the red yes, and yes, I'm red. I'm red
Everything you're gonna live a great life
SHOWDATE!
YOU PLEASE!
AHHH!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
DONATE STAAACK!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
I'm starving!
Leave me to think about it!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
Oh, I think...
You're not going to believe me!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
I'm so sorry!
GOM!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
What happened?
SURPRISE ATTACK!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
No!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
No!
EAS!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
No!
Stop, stop, stop!
SURPRISE ATTACK!
You stay in there, you stay in there, okay, I'll leave you fucking moon. How do I?
You can't leave you can't leave you stuck in here, okay, I got one more bullet
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Watch out!
YAPS IT!
YAPS IT!
Godammit!
Eeeeeeeeh, yeah!
I used literally every single bullet I had that was my final bullet.
Hey, how did you miss seven shots?
I'm duty exchange, Jackass!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Did you get the fucking Pope?
Oh, that was really the Pope.
They're just like that.
I just want a sweet jacket.
Oh my God.
And a hoodie.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
Oh my goodness, wait.
I'm actually pimping.
Were you more than one compass?
Probably not, right?
No, just one.
Just one compass.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm actually pimping.
Oh my goodness.
What are you going to be saying?
I'm trying to figure that out right now.
I've got no clue.
My hiking jacket is ruined.
Should I still take it or no?
No.
Even if it's really big storage?
Do this.
Start looting.
Get your shorts.
I'll come find you with P. Okay?
Wait, but this jacket has way more storage than mine.
But it's ruined.
You can't put it back on.
Try.
Fuck you.
Fuck you with everything you believe in.
Fuck you fuck you with everything you believe in
All right, okay
That's what I deserve honestly. That's what I get
Did you know you could play rush from a latin this game I
I've already been tricked with the f11 strat
No, no, no, I'm saying when we find a revolver we can put one bullet in and we can spin it and point it at each other
It's you
That sounds amazing.
What about a pitchfork?
Alright, come on, we gotta go find...
Wait, hold up.
That was the opposition!
Yeah, yeah!
Alright, let's travel.
Hey, oh yeah, oh yeah!
Where we go?
Oh.
He's getting the hell out of here.
We gotta fight coconut.
We're going to we're going to he's just gonna loot right now. Oh, then we're gonna go find him
All right, okay, you looted any of these houses. Yeah, I've looted a ton of them. We'll just use this for we'll just use this
Squash. Yeah, he's too stupid
You stupid bitch
Stupid I hate you
Cocoa, what's the
Oh
I have not seen a sign yet. Oh my god. I'm actually going
I get stayed right now.
What?
Is your shotgun good or should I just drop it?
Shotgun's good, what'd you find?
I found a BK-12 with a literal eight-time scope on it.
Oh, you found a Longhorn?
Can I put the scope on my repeater?
No, you can only have the Longhorn.
It takes 308 winnie-rounds.
Is your Longhorn good?
Go ahead, Winchester's.
Yeah, Longhorn's not bad.
I have to replace it,
should I drop an MK2 damaged,
a pristine BK-12,
or a pristine repeated carbide to get it.
I found it, I found it.
I'm at Cayuga.
Oh.
Wait, you're here?
Cayuga.
Which way should I drop, boys?
MK2?
You're at Cayuga.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Is he gonna be okay?
He'd be there.
Yeah, we're gonna find him.
Is he gonna, is he gonna be okay?
No, 0.4 miles away from Cayuga.
To Cayuga, Cayuga, to Cayuga.
How do you spell that?
How do you spell that?
Oh, we're cooking that, boys!
Why can't I pull out the long horn?
You're the complete opposite side of the path, buddy.
Are you serious?
Yeah, he's on the complete opposite side.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
What do I do when I spawn in, Hutch?
Is it just RNG?
Yeah, it's RNG for where you're spawning.
We can set, listen, you just loot.
We'll make our way to you, all right?
All right, it's not that big punch. You sure? I mean, how long you think I run to where should I go then hutch?
Yeah
You need to head
You need to go like the electrical kid is that probably good wait, why do you have two by three electrical kid?
You need to go up and left.
That sounds pretty good.
Okay, you see that?
Are you looking at the map at all, Coco?
Are you sure I don't need it?
Yeah, let me do this for you.
I'm sending you the map now.
I'm on the map, yeah.
Okay, you see that big, long river that cuts the map in half?
Yeah, it says snake.
Well, I can't drop it.
Yeah, so if you follow that snake all the way up, you see Onida?
I just got it from the server by the way. Yeah, I just got it. I think it's a restart. No, it says next research in 2013 for men's I
Don't know what happened there. I think you should just got DOS chief
It's done for your dungeon buddy you're done, Joe
No, it's actually really bad here we've done it for four years it's happened every year for four years
You get DDoS?
religiously we use the same servers as you did for us it's just worse here oh
well I was the first one in the cuba's
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
wait wait is this a custom app distracted by Pokemon cards Genji couldn't
Handle two zombies to the town. Oh
You take my okay to yep, it's a server really went down, huh? Oh, oh
My goodness, that's scary. Oh my god, I thought a Pokemon storage box
Is that something boss that's where you put all the cars after you find them
Yeah, no, thanks
What else could do that though wait, oh my god my shotgun despawn
Boss okay, I see a fucking limit with this game right now
If it's what has happened in the last hour you seem all the head. I
Inventory management system is fucking horrible. Well, how do I wait the hell is this shotgun at?
probably you probably dropped it thank
the server went back in time remember
you had to pick up that Longhorn again
so where were we before we were right
here no that would make any sense my
second would be anywhere here I had
dropped it like 30 minutes I think I
dropped it as I was picking up the
long form the server shut down and
these ones are good I have no idea them
I'm pretty sure that's your clue it rolled back to the exact moment that I dropped the socket. I believe I
Oh my god, oh
My god, oh, okay, okay. All right, okay
Give me out of the cell. Oh
I found a lockpick is that something?
Yeah, it's a lockpick. No
Oh
Are you ready to move we've been in this town for too long? Oh, what whatever that thing is
You don't want to know what it is. Oh shit. Oh shit
It beat the fuck out of this old guy
Beat the shit out of them
You like that you stupid bitch
Yeah, you like that huh?
Winsher eat! Winsher! Winsher!
Ah, keep talking in game.
Alright, some come come, one pound fish.
So, if we had...
I don't know what's happening.
I am getting fucked by these zombies.
Intro to the tism constant yelling of random song lyrics mild ability to retain random animal facts denial of balding turret syndrome
Constant telling of random Spanish words reduced size of hands loss of nipple pigmentation constant craving of diet coke may cause speech impediment and reduction of IQ for some
extreme weight gain
My light
What am I a fucking gay hole right now? What's that? What is this game you guys plan? Where are we at? Where am I right now?
What am I doing with my knife right now because of you what's going on here?
Brother, I've been trying to get you out of this town since I got here, okay?
I don't know what the fuck is going on
Okay
Let's get out of here. All right, let's do it. Let's go play the damn game
I can't wait to shoot a guy to be sweet
Well, you had an opportunity you missed missed a couple shots there
No, I never miss I just wanted to give him a chance. Well, well
Where are you? I'm at Cayuga. They're close
We're heading that direction now. Oh, yeah, we're coming over by
I gotta run West, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
You want some of this, bitch?
You want some of this pussy?
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
You have to have West.
Where's your walker at?
Oh, man.
Where's your walker at, huh?
Hit the life alert button, pussy.
Die!
Fine.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Follow me, boys.
We can ride.
Follow me, boys.
Boy, that's north come on P this way. Where'd you go? I don't know. I'm just kind of hanging around boys
Oh, we don't buy boys. I'm kind of sexy, but I hope you don't mind
Do we want to go find Cocoa gets my bitty friends. No, I don't mind at all
We got five
To how you watch the boy didn't have enough. I you know goddamn Bell. I don't
Stupid bitch. Fuck you.
I'd ride. I'd ride.
Alrighty, the best thing you can do, Coco, is go to that water.
Hey, who are you two over there?
So for you, it's gonna be like, your west.
And then just follow that big ol' water snake up, and we'll meet you halfway.
Are you guys ready?
I don't know someone just said something.
What?
You know, did you hear that?
I hear shit.
We jump on.
I heard some woman ask us to be her friendly behind us.
Careful.
Okay, okay, okay.
Keep my papers open.
Is she's gonna kill us?
I don't know I don't know what I heard baby. I'm just tired. She's not sexy you
No, it's not a
Like an idiot, but oh
No, I don't want to be I don't want to be too offensive. Oh
Yeah, fuck her
Yeah, whatever. Let's just get out of here. Yes. We'll keep, we'll keep moving. We'll
keep moving. Stay locked in. Stay locked in. I'm locked in. I'm locked in right now. I'm
locked in. I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
it would you make your guy ugly on purpose for like making zombies would make you think
that you want to damn it.
What do you mean I look ugly?
What the fuck do you mean?
My guy is a beautiful possibly Asian gentleman.
Your guy is just but ugly.
What?
What does that remind you of right there?
Are we sure?
Beautiful.
A weed of peanuts?
One of those weird pieces. I was thinking of a candy cane. Oh, maybe a candle about a candle
A candle's good. We got a loot these deer stands right here. This is where we're gonna find our guns, man
Oh, I'm gonna do it and this game's about survival pee. I don't know if you've got what it takes
Oh, I got what it takes by you can't me. Let me up the ladder. Let me up. Excuse me. I haven't got you
I was bored pussy was that you can have that the gas gas I keep talking in game
David it's a gas so you I don't want that you had that I get the next I get
the next and you can have that one when we go into this military bunker just
stay out in case it's not sure yeah okay buddy okay
Yeah.
Oh, a backpack, yeah.
Let's get out of here.
Score!
Oh, it's just what I thought about.
You know the way!
Let's go again, you can.
You ain't schoolin'!
Don't worry, we're still comin' your way, Coco.
We're just gonna stop and get a couple of items first.
A couple of items, couple of items.
Like a backpack, one of us was able to get.
That's right.
You know what's Coco's b-day today?
I did know that.
I had to wish him happy birthday myself.
So happy birthday, Coco.
He doesn't mean it, Coco.
Okay.
He doesn't love you like I do.
I can die.
Oh, yeah, you know what?
Fuck you, Coco.
We'll try again next year. Fuck yourself
Bought of me boy. I hope someone puts one of those never burnout candles on your cupcake
Yeah, yeah, you're blowing that shit for 35 minutes straight. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, sprinkles the cake with formaldehyde
Yeah
You tell him I don't know what this yellow. We oh my goodness. He's got a cool
You know whenever we mad it whenever we're mad at people instead of you know
Tell them to jump off a bridge. We can just hit him with that. How about you f11? Yeah, how about you f11?
How about you f11? This bald one he's strong
So that bald one makes me want to go f11. Oh, oh, I see. Oh, oh, he literally who you devious dog
Oh
Chocolate rubber slugs rubber slugs. Oh my gosh you shoot people with them. They don't kill them
But they knock them out over and over again. Oh, I put an army pouch
We are the other way this you got weird it's a little bit bigger than mine, but you can have advice
Really oh bad bad news
Oh my god, oh my god
The Russians are here watch out. We're good. We're good
Where'd that backpack go? Oh wait, I have it. I don't know how to wait. He go. Oh, thank you
a little commercial
Comrade. Hello my friend. Comrade. Comrade.
Okay, come here grab this. Okay, obviously we don't have a gun but you can put that in your hand and hold left click
You're gonna look through it. I have a log horn and a repeat of carbines. I put on either those
No, no, no, no that you want to put on a
Was like AR what's heavy head
Heavy head. I'm getting what that should learn heavy head. Oh
oh yeah running so if you're running old left click while you're running
I'm sorry sorry sorry hold shift then right yeah there you go
oh okay you have to have stamina to use it
also whenever zombies are punching you right when they're chasing after you
wait for them to swing
and then heavy hit them heavy hit them by the way are you wild about
Yeah, we're about to be some water he drink water for the lake spouse
No, you're gonna be sick boss. There's a lot of sickness in this game. Oh
Let's go turn to the right. Let's look this up here. Okay. There's a little military spot
Oh, my god, you get some guns. He's coconut act. I'm running
Yeah, we're still
I'm running. I'm running.
Run, coconut, run!
I'm running.
Run, coconut, run!
I'm running.
Run, coconut, run!
Okay, what's your food situation like?
I'm going to starve to death.
Come on, coconut, run!
Alright, we'll try and find you some food real quick.
Come on, coconut, run!
Run, coconut!
Why are you getting more and more?
Run, coconut, run!
Like any book
I think I see some over here bars
What you're saying? I've lost you completely. I thought a protective case like a butthole in in Tarkov
Well, that's actually pretty good. You could put stuff in there so people shoot you doesn't get ruined. Oh
That's it
No, it's actually really good like when you get a gunfight and you live
sometimes the important shit that you got gets ruined like bullets bandages how
I put in here you just put in your hands and you drag whatever you don't want to
get ruined inside of it oh oh oh you're like a witch or something huh
Okay, okay, all right. Okay. All right. Thanks, boss. By the way, this was just fucking garbage.
You lied to me. Yeah, this place is terrible. I thought it was something different. I apologize
for wasting yours and my time. That's okay, boss. Let's go to the clubhouse. Oh, you guys
are napping on the job. Oh I found a safety vest! Oh, who told you I'm not in the LMO?
You went on a skate helmet, is that something? Well, I had a Purdy.
I helped you knock it knocked out if someone starts punching you.
I had a Purdy. I had a Purdy, but oh do you want, do you want a reflective vest as well?
No, I don't. Why not, boss? So whenever we're running through the forest, I can be like,
who's those dumb fucks wearing orange running through the trees? No, they won't say that,
boss. They'll say, who are those guys being safe? Being safe in the forest? Oh, that's not a deer.
I'm not gonna shoot them. Exactly. Safety first, Mr. Hodge. All right, bring me the best you've
convinced me all right I'll grab the best for you boss don't you worry all
right we got to go find Cocoa down ladders yeah welcome it's right here
this is the best right here boss thank goodness I got this very protective
best oh yeah oh it's this place boss there can be guns at the very top but be
Be careful, don't fall off, Pee that, please, be careful.
I'm careful, my middle neighbor's careful, boss,
don't you worry, I've got my safety vest on.
Okay.
Cause if you die, we're gonna have to do all this again.
Or, you just, excuse me,
someone's coming through here.
Will you clap to me?
What, oh my god, I was just fucking, what the hell?
Oh
My god there wasn't anything up here. No, it's out here out here along these walkway
Wait, what gun do you have? I have a car by repeated
Don't you have a bk or you did you have a bk? Yeah? I didn't I became public at the spark is the severity side
I thought you had the one. Oh damn. Okay. It's pretty unfortunate. I found ammo for it perfect. Perfect
Like you
Bicycle can we all get on this? Yeah, I thought the ACP rounds for my long horn
That's not the right ammo. I'm fine. It's not these are three. Oh, oh, you're right. Oh wait, three
Oh, why would you make two separate ammo's we just switch the numbers that's stupid say why you make why you make why did the world make it?
I don't know. I got a lot. I got a poo
In game or out of game close your fucking door for me. I'm pulling
Okay, I have a friend that's right
So I think the fall damage in the game we are currently at radio station yeah
we're here radio station haven't made it made it very far boss you see radio
station under West training camp next to a pascarora hot streets you'll fall off
There's fall damage in the game
You might cut your hands be careful I cut my hands
Hold up hold up one moment by one moment that that would have been very helpful information before
I started sliding down the ladder you jackass. I told you I would ever I heard
Oh my gosh, Pete you close the fucking door and there's not a handle on this side
I can't get in you're at the wrong door you dipshit. Oh
Really you go down the ladder and then you go down the other ladder
Wait, what's the oh my gosh this one?
I'm good. I'm hungry
hold up boss this is there was nothing here boss there wasn't shit here there's
nothing but how dark is nighttime not super dark not like rust darkness okay
all right where are you I'm walking down the road sure okay you should be on
safety bands I see you you're heading the wrong way we need to go south okay
All right, boss, I follow you, boss.
All of you, get a coke, people.
Yeah, we need to go this way to find, uh, to get the cocoa.
Coco, we're going to the water.
Coco, we're going water.
We're going to get water.
I'm, I need water.
I'm going to die.
I, I ran all this way.
I'm going to fucking die.
It is.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm at St. Cox.
Oh, wait.
St. Cox.
We're, we're going to be at Onida.
We're at Onida.
Cundo, Onida.
It's a humongous city.
Where did you go?
I got Koala.
I jumped over the wall.
Collax 3, Collax 3.
The fuck?
That Ellen DeGeneres army, oh, I'm fucking, oh my god, oh shit.
What the fuck is going on?
Get out of here!
What the hell, get out of here!
Jesus Christ.
And see, there's a thousand zombies everywhere.
Where the hell did you go?
I don't know where you see me back at the tower
Okay, I'm back at the tower
Yeah, come back to your tower watch you come back to your tower boys. All right
I'm at the bottom of tower you see me buzz I am I'm at the door. Yep. Okay. Follow me where I
See you
the
I want to give us a moment about size
I want to give us
I did for okay Coco you need to go into a
city near you look at the map but for
big letters on any city and go there
give food we're doing the same yeah
yeah I like a police thing like police
HQ it's called Syncox or some shit all right you need to look everywhere give food yeah yeah
Frank
Yeah, get
Give food boss. I don't want you starving on your birthday
I'm fucking starving. I'm gonna die. Oh my god
Oh, you've been dying to starvation this whole day. Hodge. I
I don't wanna talk. Have you gone off the coast yet?
No, there is no coach boss
I take the map be very careful, but did you just you're such a crackhead man? Why?
Nothing nothing nothing. Let's go boss. You need to have the game buddy. Our friend is dying
You'll be a dick in a round even if you get any with that stupid fucking best time
You gave me this I'm taking the best off it. Oh put it back on
You told me you said it was stupid the best time
We're cool hunters, hunter comrades.
Come on, let's go.
I'll love you boys.
I got no more.
I need you to understand something, P. Okay?
Yeah.
What?
This isn't no smiley fun.
Everyone's gonna be nice to us, game.
Oh my God.
You're gonna fucking murder us.
But kindness is next to godliness.
Yeah.
Well, sadly, and a zombie apocalypse.
Oh my gosh, look how cool this bag is.
What bag?
Do not take it.
Oh, this bag is sick.
It's a sling bag.
Watch out.
I'll get you water. I'm dying. I'm dying. Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
What if coconuts the enemy and just trying to
Do I call a 12-1 a m after his birthday we should turn out where you should turn out and put a shotgun barrel in his mouth
I mean
You lose something something here. Oh, we're gonna get you water come come come
I'm looking for water boss is a water. We're going we're gonna go to a well come come come one pop
There's no water. There's no water
Oh, I had to go by I wish I was a waltz boss. Come on. Please stay with me. There's no water boss
I think I just saw I think I just saw a person. There's water boss. I just saw a person over here careful. That's water boss
We're so fucking friendly we're so fucking friendly it's not even funny I just gave this guy a blowjob and I met him 10 minutes ago
Stop begging it's pathetic
Fine you wanna fucking die?
You wanna fucking die pussy?
You wanna fucking die pussy?
You wanna fucking die pussy?
I got one side I got one side
You want to fucking die push you want to fucking die on the roof she's looking directly at me on the roof
She's in the roof
We wish you wish you wish you
Oh my god!
Peter!
Say it too easy, too easy!
You said everybody kills each other's game, that's what you said!
Come up to the room, come up to the room.
Oh my god, jeez fucking shit!
You're a murderer!
I'm dying with that this lady won't die. Oh, there we go. Oh, but there's a whole lot of them waiting for me
Oh my god, hurry up hurry up. Oh my gosh peanut
You're not actually dead though you're knocked out right I don't know my screen's black I have no idea you're okay you're okay you're okay I'll defend you you're okay okay okay okay okay can you get up you get up go up the wall okay okay who did I just kill who was that
I don't think it was Liz, but I don't know who it was.
But she's rich, she has so much stuff.
Really?
Yes, she's rich.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm there, I'm up this, look at that wall, stand up and hold space.
Okay, he's not working.
You need to heal, you're bleeding, kill your bleed.
Are you okay?
Healing, are you healing?
Healing.
Okay, we're good.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Look at this wall and hold space
I'm doing a walk towards it walk towards it. It's not working out holds. Oh my gosh. All right come over here
Try this right here. Okay, look at it and hold space
It's not
It's not working boss. Oh my god. How's it not working out by the way if I don't get water like five seconds?
Oh my gosh. All right. Let me look. Oh shit. Wait. Wait. Wait. I can help on this pole.
Oh my god brother. I think it's because I need water. That's why I can't jump up.
Oh got it. Okay. All right. All right. We leave her. We go get you water
Yeah, you're gonna die
I can't even spit them what oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
I'm dying
I'm dying
I'm dying Bodge. I'm dying. What the fuck? Why is he coming for me? I need water Bodge! I need water Bodge!
Alright, come on. Keep following me. You're gonna be okay. Keep following me. Right here. Right here, please.
I'm coming. Please. I need to water Bodge.
Yeah, okay. Alright.
If I use more bandages, will I recover health?
No, oh
We go go go come on
She probably knew where the well was be that we could have killed her later after she told us
What water was everyone kills everybody?
You said I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I should have known I should have known not to say that that's my fault, and I'm sorry
You just keep head in this direction. I'm looking for the well
I'm looking for the well. I really don't want you to die on me. I would love to also not die
I don't know if you're feeling out the room, but I also vote with your phone
I just I don't know where the fuck the well is Peter. I don't know
Okay, you look
Where'd he go literally right over here right over here?
Come on
Where's the weather boss
To sit here and drink
I want a hug for that.
Oh my.
It's dark fun.
No!
Hodge, Hodge, did you dismay me to the well
of immeasurably suffering and death?
Yeah.
What just happened?
But what did you do to me?
What did you do to me?
There is no way you died at the well, Gina!
Oh my god.
There's no way!
We respawned.
Oh wait, okay. Alright, don't worry. I'm on the-
Oh, fine, Jim.
What time are you in, boss?
Kill me.
I can't kill me.
I can't kill me.
I need you to put yourself together.
Put yourself back together.
Go look at that lady I shot in the face.
Okay, okay.
Maybe I shot in the face.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Alright, I'm just gonna figure out how to get back.
We all get what's in town you're in called.
Onida.
Okay, I can find it.
Okay, I'm in Mohawk.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Okay, okay, you want me to stay here?
I'll loop.
I'm skipping a jump away.
You stay right there, boss.
Okay.
All I gotta do is go west.
Never keep soggy waffles, so I just gotta go this way.
All right.
I follow me.
Do you know how to use a compass, peanut?
50-50.
I mean, we go on the right way.
Or the wrong way.
That's right.
That's right.
right that is how you do and sir yes sir I'm on the way don't you worry boss
coconut where the fuck are you okay how do I rip pants are you wear pants how
do I rip my pants watch out oh you take a knife you take a knife to the pants
take a knife to the pants
The map on the discord it's correctly or to orientated with northwest south east right
Yes, I believe so. Yes
You really feel like it. I'm running into a lake right now when I should be running into the lake right now
You're probably going the right direction. Listen. Listen. Listen. I'm in Mohawk
Your in Odina that is directly west almost perfectly was so I went out of the office
that's north, north, east, south, west. This is west. But I, but I feel like I'm running
into this lake south.
What do you mean you feel like? Are you sure you're not going east?
No, you look 10,000 paces. We east
What
We're not in Mohawk
Fuck are you talking about I
Gotta head well up. I gotta head on back. Wait. I was a mile away from Mohawk. Oh
There's the confusion
Oh my gosh, that's just dude. She had so much stuff. She had so much stuff. I
Have these plugs which you speak to you split the plunder with me by
Okay, oh, she even she even had a Pokemon collection. Oh
My god, oh my god, we're Genji out with the Pokemon cuss man fucking killer. I'm here
I'm here guys. What's up? Wait, you're in you're in the town
Fucking I'm just watch out
I'm here. I'm at wise
Let me look at the first sign
We'll figure it out later. Well, I know West is the general direction where we're trying to go
This is why I don't know fucking way you got here and P that ties from there's no way
How the fuck would this possibly be east if that would be east?
That is literally what I was saying.
That is what I've been saying to my friend the entire time.
The compass is flawed.
What?
The compass is flawed.
No, that's north.
That means that would be west.
Okay, everybody is an idiot except for me. I'm going once
Fuck everybody I know I know what I'm going. I know exactly where I'm going
Oh, so that's my dry sack well that way how about me
Wait, wait, what is this?
This doesn't even, you can wear?
Okay, alright, alright.
I'm at the trailer park, where you going, Pat?
Oh my god!
I'm still in that same town.
Still in Onita, I'm still in Onita.
Stupid pussy.
Yeah
Hey, this is garbage got that good garbage stuff
About the bag hey, I
The the the wet bag you don't you can't actually wear that right that's something you put in another storage bag, right?
Yes, the little one
It's orange. Is it small? Yeah, it's 20 slides
Orange
So you can wear a dry sack the backpack what yeah, I think so
No, you can't. No, you can't. Fuck yourself, Hudge. Honestly, you know what? I don't know
why I'm asking anyone anything. It seems like nobody knows what the fuck is going on at
every one's out of their minds. I have no idea where I'm going. I've been running around
for nine hours and dying. I don't even, I don't even know what's going on. Everybody
beat you don't need a right fucking now before I fuck you. Fuck this, Odina. All you have
What you do is find a town next to you, look on the map, round the compass and go the right direction. That's it.
That's it. That's it. That's all you gotta do.
That's all you gotta do.
I can't believe that.
Krusty Kriya!
Peter!
Here's the Peter!
For you and me!
I'm dying of food
Pistol
That hammer axe doesn't matter good charna
That's for my people
No, we have 10,000 pieces of leased
that's pretty fucking good why are you good at that you practice I don't know
what you're talking about buddy that's just my that's just my silly I don't know
that's just my silly boys I don't know what would you think that is better than
I want you to know that throughout the the 40 hours I played apex this week
I had a stop Asian hate badge on the entire time. I want you to know that
Also, I found a
Wait, did they actually have stop Asian hate on the badge?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think I want to go and I've worked the whole time
Hey, hey stay Asian peanut
You stay Asian
Shit follow me boy follow me boys
hmm all the red hand Stefan you might be fucking dumb all the red hand you
would go the same direction every time there's no one know how it comes with
you I feel like you got I feel like there's nobody knows how it comes
works you know like like like some people don't know how old clock works
nowadays I feel like we're having that same effect with the compass exactly
But like what just what about the iPhone and get the Google Maps going like get the
No, how in the actual fuck did people get around with maps and conferences on the time you just had to roll down your window
But hey man, you know how to get around that's a big that's okay
What when the way they're rolling down in the old times, but secondly, I don't think they actually did
I mean like like I know they did but I think that they were super inaccurate and nobody talks about it like Christopher Columbus
remember he was he went to like Africa and then he sailed back and then he was
trying to go back to Africa but he went to the to America instead you know
that's true you went to Africa too I well you went somewhere other than America
what Africa in a way we went to he went to India never mind he went to India you
think India and then he tried to go to India again and he went to America so I
think that they use compasses maps and they weren't kind of but I think they
It worked like as much as we did, it worked.
He was also kind of an asshole.
He fooled everybody and told him that he knew magic
when in reality, the sun was just going through
an eclipse, right?
Or something like that.
Hey, we all have lapses in judgment, you know?
Appreciate the judge.
That's true.
Plus also, if you were the first one to find out eclipses
and you can pretend that you were magic for a day,
I feel like you would take that as a lesson.
I'd use that a hundred percent.
I'd use that a hundred percent.
to see something cool. I bet everyone, all the money in the whole town, the sun will
turn black tomorrow.
Imagine the guy who was like, yeah, bullshit, buddy. He don't take double the bet.
That's top three order moments of all time with the sun and he was just standing there
like, yeah.
Christopher Globis was Orifarman.
That's not even his biggest Orifarman. That was when he gave the disease to all their
Americans well wait what does he say give them I don't know but it didn't go so
well I was in a small box or something I don't know we know a small box I think
there's our mouths why they just get vaccinated the fuck yeah that's what I'm
saying there's so much it's head down to the head down to the red cross pretty
much that's why I said roll your window down say Christopher Columbus which is
the fastest way to the red cross I'm sorry the Christopher Columbus wasn't a
really good guy yeah I'm starting to think so too you know what I'm being
careful
I don't know. I don't know.
Is this a hot topic?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
I don't know how to do this.
I know how to do this.
He was a medium guy.
There it is.
There it is. There it is.
He was a medium guy.
Yeah.
There we go.
That was safe.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
I see.
Yeah, I think he had his good and bad, you know?
Yeah, good luck with that conversation you're going to have with yourself.
Yeah, allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
By the way, do you remember when they found out Benjamin Franklin was a PC shit?
He was?
Yeah, they found like a hundred dead bodies under his house.
Wow, what the fuck?
Yeah, he was like King Vaughn times 10. Sheeeesh. Wait, what the hell? He killed him all?
Yeah, I killed a bunch of people. They didn't find their bodies like a hundred like a hundred years
Something kind of fucked up
That's my friend would have it like that though. I didn't know he had it on him like that
He did that thing on!
He did that thing on!
He did that thing on!
I think the guy that created the light bulb?
Yeah, he created electricity.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, dude.
Buddy was or a farmer.
Oh my goodness.
What can you do, huh?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Buddy shows up with fucking electricity.
What are you gonna do about that? Yeah, that's here too right there. You can't really fuck with yeah
But he had two workmen before even anyone knew what was going on hundreds of years
Here to work bench is crazy
Everyone had candle hats and he had a fucking black plate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean he was pimping
He was he was pimping he was pimping I
Also heard he was like a slut like he was he was going on. He's like gang is calm like nice
not as much not as much yeah oh really you went around I got a lot of guys back then did I
took all the guys back then they just got around you know I mean like I just I mean it was I
feel like it was easier back then I mean see yeah I bet you I bet you sex that the that the
son is gonna turn black tomorrow and boom back then if you go like as simple as you just died
Right like I think you just died. I think you just died. Yeah
Then you have to then you have to like is it worth it?
Twice that is true. That is true. That is true once by the way guys. I have a burlap sack and handcuffs
I feel like we can do something with this. I feel like we have something brewing here
I think we have something brewing here. Also, I'm gonna drive back backpack with 42 fucking slots
Huge also like the Connors they use back then we're like out of horse stick or some shit
Yeah, they were like 42 horses north which nowadays you're even I mean that wasn't even me
Like first of all, why are they collecting horse sticks exactly?
That's what I mean. That's not really cool. That's a hundred percent true. That's a hundred percent real and true
Oh, no, it was cow picks. Oh, well, I mean, that's fine
I mean like that's don't you think that's weird?
Not really. I mean what if they got good use what if you you could use them for like making like like like authentic bad dragons
Is this one of you guys with a dry bag?
I
Yeah, I don't even really like condoms. So it's like
Well, like hold on. It's like like why would I ever use a cow dick, you know
Condoms have haven't even been like the meta hasn't been patched revolt at all in the last like 40 years
Hold up now. Will we talk about again?
Well, have you got this?
I just hate the way condoms taste that's all I'm dead. I'm dead. I just died
What'd you die to what'd you die to a person? Oh my god was the lady I killed
Might have been high bro. I'm gonna say it if I can't find food one more fucking time
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. Wait. Hold on. What if instead of what if instead of fighting food?
we just chill. Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah, you got point. If we take this pipe and just
chill, you just chill. That's right. That's about that for a second. About that. I mean,
if we had a bunch of crystal meth, we wouldn't need to eat. So that's true. That's true.
Exactly exactly
Compass is upside down
You can fuck yourself 30 times
I'm actually kind of pimping right now. I'm on it. Maybe I don't need you. Maybe I don't need you guys
Maybe you guys are dead weight. You guys hold me back
I mean
I mean
Maybe maybe you know me maybe maybe times it maybe times it
I mean maybe maybe
Maybe times shit times shit times shit I'll see you boy. I'll see boy. I'll see you play
All of you boys, let me watch
Now I'm getting word that I'm quote literally dying
Oh yeah, you have no food and you have no water.
Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
That's not gonna help us in the late game.
That's not gonna help us in the late game.
What have happened to you doing so well?
It's basically, basically, basically.
And change.
And change.
And change.
But also, I have 10, I have 10, 380 ACP rounds and a pair of binoculars.
So I don't think you should be talking to anybody.
I don't think you should be yipping out of me.
My fault.
Do you know what I am? I feel like this is a pretty like big location that should be on the map. Where am I?
I have no idea.
Look guys, you're middle of this place, it's called boss.
Stop looting fine water. Oh, hold on.
Somebody, somebody riddle me how the absolute fuck that would be possible.
Somebody, somebody explain to me how the absolute fuck that makes sense.
I don't have the answer for you. You can find water to start the well, right?
And bottle
Was she
Was he kids? Oh
Shit oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, dude. I'm getting fucked up
He might help us get low. Oh my goodness. Oh
No
Die
Wait, the strong attack is garbage never use the strong attack ever I
I
Punched a guy three times the regular tacky insinides. I punch you got like 15 times of the heavy attack
He's just standing there like nothing happened
hmm
Well, you have to so whenever you're doing the heavy attack you have to like look above the zombies head
So you land on their head instead of hitting them if you just do the heavy attack you're punching them in like the chest
Oh
You one of those smart guys, huh one of them geniuses
is. Hey, that didn't help. Yes. There's no one in the air in this game. That's that's
I found a guy that's there. Let me try. Let me try. Let me see.
Ah, that thing sucks. Small attacks for the win. Small attacks for the winner. Oh, about
That's a rope, prestige rope.
Score!
I'm gonna die.
That's what's happening to me now.
Oh wait, I found alcohol and tincture.
Can you drink that?
Is that water?
No, no, no.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
Here we go, now I'm lookin' drippy!
Now I'm lookin' drippy!
Follow me boy, follow me boy!
I've dripped out, buddy.
I've dripped out right now.
I'm drippin' as shit.
I could just use some water.
That would be nice.
Oh, I found a sledgehammer!
No way!
my bucket is what tell me this is really good oh yeah sledgehammer as you walk up
somebody hit him in the head twice knock him out you see that boy shit we're
kind of cooking I can't find the water of food though boss I'm gonna die I'm gonna
die boss
Don't die just say no. Oh, oh, I thought a clock no way
Watch I thought a clock. I don't boy. I don't know where the whoa
What kind of cooking boys?
If I can just find some water and some food then I wouldn't die a horrible death. I thought a compensator. I can put that on the clock
Oh, no, I can't. Sorry. I didn't mean to waste your time with my stupid rambling.
Sorry. Sorry, boss.
Sorry.
What about a patrol jacket?
Ooh, that's nice.
How are we all gonna meet up, guys?
How are we gonna meet up, guys?
How are we gonna meet up?
I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing out here, boss.
Dude, I've been here for nine and a half hours, and I've gotten nothing fucking done.
I'm just running off the fucking road.
Oh my god!
I found patrol pants, a tactical vest, and a utility backpack!
Wait, that sounds good as my other one.
Oh...
Wait.
Oh my god, I'm cooking. I'm genuinely cooking right now. Oh my god, use that! Use that!
Where? So where are you guys right now?
Wait, it's a butt pack? What does that mean?
Where are you guys?
me hello where are you I'm like a military facility I don't know what it's
called though there's a huge military facility
where you spawn I spawned a mile away from Mohawk I don't know what what
direction knowledge one mile away yeah you move your voice not for what you're
wearing right now for a different vest I don't know what the hell that means
probably I gotta go I'm gonna die follow me boy follow me watch
you put all the stuff on me I'm getting worried that I'm wearing the wrong vest
doesn't make any sense I'm just gonna take the backpack now and figure it out
later cuz I'm gonna die of food water I would take the backpack and then we'll
figure it out later boys right is that what is that what I should do what pack
could be attached to a vest but doesn't make any sense what does that even mean
what vest I have a vest
I
Salt best the salt best oh a surface oh
Whoo a trap ahead look at that I'm pyramid I'm pyramid miles. I follow me boys follow me boys
Follow me gentlemen
Okay, now I'm leaving the military base. I think I was at... I don't know where I was.
I'm looking at the map right now. None of that lines up with where I'm at. At all. Not
even a little bit. Okay, okay, okay, I think... dude, okay, I do this... I fucking hate this
I'm by the damn. What does that mean? Where's the damn at? Is that the damn?
Is this the damn guys?
Where's the damn at?
Middle
Is that one right here right there
I
Wait wait
Wait, oh wait, I'm close it. I'm close punch. Are you here? What's up, man? I'm close boys. I'm oh, I'm gonna die
Oh my goodness. Oh my you can cannibalize. Yeah, you gotta cook their meat. All right. We're gonna die. We're gonna die
We're gonna die. I
I don't know where I'm at. I'm gonna die. I don't feel too good, boss. I don't feel too good. I don't feel too good, boss.
I'm not feeling too good, boss. I don't know where I'm at, boss. I didn't see a gas station, boss. You would go to that gas station.
He is something, he is something.
Check trees?
What's trees?
Maybe check what trees?
Boss, my stomach is a grumbling.
My stomach is a grumbling, Bowers.
Yeah, I hear you, P.
I fucking hear ya.
I found some place.
I don't know what it is though.
Where's this place? Where's this mysterious place?
Because we gotta figure out how to get to each other.
Well, the problem is, is that we can't fucking work with Compass.
No, I can work in companies. I don't know how companies work, boss.
Well, what we should do is wherever y'all fucking spawn,
you should find food, find water, and then we should have one destination that all of us go to and we meet up there.
That's it. I've got boss. I think that was the original plan, but sadly you died to water and then I got shot.
That'll happen. That'll happen. You have to be careful. What are you gonna do?
Yeah, that'll happen. I'll be careful boss
I'm just looking for water and food. I don't feel too good boss. I'm not feeling the best. I
Feel like I'm gonna die
Like I'm gonna die boss
I'm gonna die
You are you zero food zero water? Oh?
Yeah, you're fucking
How do I make a campfire, Hodge?
You take gold, find a bush, break the sticks.
Get a little, you can use a rag.
You can right click it to split the rag,
combine it with the sticks, make a fire.
OK, use a little string.
You use a lighter or some matches.
Light the campfire.
OK.
Thank you, Hodge.
I need some water, some food, Bouse.
I actually fuck
Fucking I meant to knock him out cuz he kept accusing me of like wanted to kill him
I wanted to fuck with him, but then I fucking killed him, and then I skinned his body now
How's a dry bag backpack bigger than an assault backpack
Oh my god, I can't open it because I don't have a fucking can opener or a knife you gotta be fucking kidding me
If I was about to die in real life and I found a can of spaghetti I guarantee you I can get it open by any means necessary
No way I would smash it against the wall and pick up the noodles on the floor
Would you start gnawing on it? Would you start pining it like a like a
rabid dog? If I was gonna die, yes!
Oh fuck I'm not canned tuna! Oh my god!
Yes!
Let's go!
You can sludge him or the can
But I need to tell me what I would do
Okay, now I'm cooking now. We're back in action boys. We are we are back
We are back
Kind of baby man and just think
Whatever we can get through all this voice
We learned you guys learn
How awesome it will be to one day go through that passage
Passage I don't know. Oh, you don't know what the passage is what passage yeah, what passage? Okay
Because
Insection by two parts, okay
The part we are at now
Which is ha ha trees
nice
pretty
Then you have to go through a bunker
Bunker has a bunch of like smoke in it like toxic gas you have to use filters to get through it
which opens up the whole other side of the map.
But there's all kinds of crazy shit over there.
Like super military guns, skeleton zombies, Minotaurs,
all kinds of crazy shit.
Whoa, you really beat it, Paz?
I don't think we're ever gonna get there, but it exists.
You really beat it, Paz?
It fucking exists.
Which part, which part do I mean?
I'm killing myself, it is what it is.
I'm f11-ing. F11.
Yeah, I don't understand what the Assault Backpack
or the Butt Pack does.
None of this makes any fucking sense.
The Assault Backpack is a good backpack.
You wanna put that one on?
We don't, but it's less size than my Dry Bag.
Assault Backpack's like 36 and my Dry Bag's 42.
Yeah, but your Dry Bag's fucking yellow.
So, what about the Utility Butt Pack?
what does that do
utility but packs in addition to a uh... best that you can find in the
military so it's like an extended best
so you can't have a backpack
now you'll never you'll never really rock that
i don't want to see a large backpack for smaller back in this
fucking dumb
Do you repair stuff?
Wait, hodge, how do I make a fire drill?
If you take a knife, you'll get some bark from a tree,
combine that with a stick.
OK, I need a stick, OK.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
That's dangerous.
Sticks can be nicking hard sprinters.
Don't listen to peanut.
Definitely do that.
Don't listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
Don't listen to peanut.
Listen to me, boss, listen to me, boss.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't listen to me, boss, listen to me, boss.
Don't listen to peanut.
Listen.
Oh my god, this is a water bottle in the middle
There is a chance and I don't want to be negative
There is a chance that that water could be poisoned
And once you drink that water it could all be over
What's the chances pita of a water bottle
50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50-50 I wanna roll those dice!
Oh yeah.
OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!
See I told you that it's fine, Bunch!
Told ya, told ya!
Oh
Army pouch was that do
Punch
That is the backpack that's the backpack. Yeah, I was gonna leave it. I follow me boys
You're lucky peanut. I was thirsty so I drink about it
I was thirsty so I drink a bottle.
Did you have a hunch?
There's a grenade back there. We got a grenade? Where?
Is there a grenade in this game?
Where?
Grenades? In the pouts?
Oh the pouch is gone. Oh.
Oh I found a flashbang. Oh my god I'm kind of pimping.
I'm kind of pimping right now. Oh my god.
Well apparently I'm shooting at an airfield right now.
Is that tickle your fancy boss or is your fancy not tickle boss?
Put the mag in the pistol, no that doesn't go in there.
Those aren't, those aren't, those aren't Krippatabruh.
Krippatabruh.
Oh, that one goes in there.
What would my pistol do?
Oh.
Oh
Dude guys, I have seven bullets in a pistol. Oh
My god, I just got a mountain backpack pristine with 56 slides. No way
Now we're cooking boys now we're cooking
I
How do I fast transfer
The double-quick just holds it
I
Was muted sorry, but the red backpack on put the old backpack in your hands left click everything
Let's you leave that
Leave for that now boss. I appreciate you boss. Thanks for having me up. No
Say the same thing I said last time
Got a big red object on your back that you're moving through trees, but man, can you carry a lot of you?
Hell yeah, kid.
I'm gonna carry so much top barge, and no one's gonna shoot me. I'm kind. I'm a kind soul.
They can sense you, but I'm outta way.
Oh my god!
What the fuck? Oh, we all heard the fuck!
There's an Alkydor zombie or something!
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh these are Russians. Oh these are Russians I forgot.
Suka. Suka. Hope they yell that after they swung each time.
Yes, you got
We my feeling okay
We I don't think I'm doing too good. Oh
My gosh, what happened to you P? I don't know. I don't think I'm doing too good boss. I
Don't know if I'm feeling good
Wait, are you healing? Oh, uh, what happened peanut? You were just on top of the world. Oh
No
No
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, no, I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I
I
Food one right now eat food water right now
You have food and water I thought
Well, I only have a kid spaghetti back here opening
You don't have a knife. You don't have an axe. You don't have anything. I was like she might touch him her
Try and hit it with a sledgehammer, baby. I don't know like put it in your hand
See if you could drag the sledgehammer on top of it. I know you can't you can't know
Wait, no it just worked. Do it again. Do it again. Stop moving. Oh my god. Oh my god
We get super hit with you
And that's it all boss
I lost everything boss
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Dude, where was I, you think?
Where was I?
I don't know.
I was stuck.
I had to get back there to get my stuff.
I can't leave that stuff.
I need that stuff.
Guys, where was...
Does anybody know the name of the spot where I was?
Coco, where are you at?
Does anybody know the name of the spot where I was?
Do you give enough, Coco?
No, dude.
I just cook this campfire I'm eating and then I'm gonna hit the road.
Where would I have been? We started like around this area.
I don't know.
I mean, we're at West.
Coco's talking like he just been to World War II.
What's going on, bro? Like, it's just fucking terrible.
The aisle has to be better than this.
The aisle has to. There's no way it's not.
I don't, I'm just saying how. I...
Yeah, I don't, I, I don't, I don't know.
You know, it's crazy.
I think this might be the easiest, like Daisy, in terms of like survival,
maybe Trinarys is a little easier, but I mean, you guys are just dying to the fucking zombies.
We're not even dying to players.
We're dying to natural, the fucking environment.
My, where I died has to be somewhere on this map.
It has to be.
There's no way it's not
It's clearly impossible that it's not if I was one mile away. We how much how much is one square is one square one mile?
Maybe a kilometer and who knows what the fuck that means
We okay, it's why one square. Let me talk one square way. I'll play here. Oh my god. There's a while where I started
Oh, yeah, because that's a small location. Okay, if I had it directly west from that location
Okay, I would have eventually ran into water
Which would have been here. I
Would have been here. This is the one I ran into and then I ran around the water
Yeah, round the water and I found a dam eventually but these two dams are not where I was
It's impossible because I didn't see any of this stuff
He said, this looks familiar, right?
That kind of looks familiar.
He said, is this what I was?
Bottom left to the damn, what, which damn?
Which damn was I at?
Wait, this one?
Is he out right there?
This one right here, the extracts of the city, the extracts of the city bars?
It doesn't make any sense.
Right of the river, right of the river, right of the river, right of the river, right of
the river, right of the river.
Wait, I think I recognized this place.
Wait.
Wait, yeah, wait, this is where I was.
Oh, wait, this is where I was.
At least the first time it was.
And then I think I moved on from this place to go to...
Wait, no, this is exactly where I just died.
I remember, I remember, because this is where I found the red bag and then I moved over
here and I died here.
in front of this thing.
Yeah!
Oh my God, I can't believe I found that.
How the fuck did I hit the move there?
Wait, this is where we died, guys.
Like, now he's helping out where I'm at.
Well, I have died twice, but I am back where
Tina died of thirst.
Team, have we baited our way over here at all?
Fuck yourself, die.
I'm getting my shit back.
If you wanna know where I'm going,
I'm going to an unnamed location
to the right of the river at the bottom of the map.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck yourself, Dye.
I want my shit back.
I am in hell.
I am in hell.
Yeah, but you're not where we're at, boys.
I am in hell.
That's all we gotta do.
Oh, I'm eroding in.
So I'm just going to do spawn by the time I get there.
How quick does stuff do spawn?
Not that quick, yeah, but.
I
Piece top pussy. Let's say it. Let's I hear he eat. Oh, I find it well right off the rip. I've got a cooking
I'm kind of good
When you
You drag it off. So when you go and drink it a well
You sit there until you see a stomach symbol bottom right and you don't fucking stop till you see that stomach symbol
That's okay, boss
It's a delay, it's a delay, Phil.
Where's your stomachs in the land?
was his stomach similar
so you you have like a lot of storage
and i don't see no way but when you eat and drink
when you really need to drink you have a lot of storage
though you'll feel the stomach symbol just keep on drinking brother i'm
drinking power so i'm drinking powers
doing great
I'm a thirsty bitch I see I see I see it guy got oh yeah I got I got I got this
time now while you're moving around your water will go all the way full and you
don't have to worry about water now for probably the next two hours really yeah
now you just need to do the same thing but I do the same thing with food this
This is how you want to start every run.
Before you leave a town or a big city, you see those two, and then you can travel.
This is how all of us need to be playing again.
Isn't this the sign that we saw?
Isn't this the sign that we saw when we spawned last time?
Oh.
Dude, I'm close to my body.
I'm not even joking.
Oh my God.
I just can't fuck this up.
I can't fuck this up.
one direction it's all gone forever okay I saw a sign it looks different than
this it looks it said 0.9 miles I think not 0.6 so that means whatever location I
was at was 0.3 miles further than this in a random direction hmm what does that
mean let's go west just hope and pray and hold up if this is Mohawk up here and
I'm point six miles from it what's the symbol for a well again is it a well
fuck yourself oh it's blue it's blue balls I have to be here this is where we're at boys
you have to be where balls you think we is this a colostax circle curving like it is
No, no it's not
Oh, we on this I'm on this side
I
Right here
Where am I?
Well right here
He's from it
Right here we touch repeater carbine or bk-43 my
Better shot is a big game. We only get one. I'm not fair. What you're what you're good. Yeah option
Yeah, fuck
Yeah, you're right. Well, the scorpion, you can you can fit in your pockets.
I'll give you a squirt and you can fit in your pockets.
OK, I'll put it in my pocket and put it in your pocket.
Put it in your pocket. Oh, my goodness.
It ain't pussy. It's pussy. Oh, my goodness.
It's great. It's great.
It's pussy. That's great.
There's bars.
Hmm.
Hmm.
They look at the sign, you're on the opposite side, wait, I see like my head is here, so
I, okay, no, Mohawk is this way.
This is our first time on Dacey, yes sir, first time on Dacey, Yoni.
I'm beasted together, I'm beasted together.
Hey, Mohawk should be somewhere.
Yeah
Yeah, hi, hi, can you come?
Uh-huh, can you can you come to me?
No, I'm probably had to sleep soon. What would he be boss? We just get started
No, I was coming in to say hi. That's all
No, no, you know you the coconut would play this game for 10 hours and hasn't survived once
Bro, I don't know
Yeah, I don't know
But we're gonna we're gonna I mean bro, you know, I've been seeing people tweet out
That's so much fun seven hours did great yada yada yada. Here's us
It's been three hours
None of us have survived anything
You wouldn't have powers, and I have a- I- I have a fucking pack of peanuts in a burlap sack.
Yeah, that's what I just had with- I ate the peanuts.
What?
I fucking ate the peanuts.
I had to eat them.
I had to eat them.
I had a fucking-
Oh my god, I don't know if I want to kill this, I'll be your fucking-
Well...
He's frolicking.
It doesn't really matter, I guess. You know, like, it doesn't really matter what you do.
He's fucking dying, so...
take that grandpa
help you fall in any cake get up
lifelike
what's that thing?
that's a triangle
okay follow me
Okay, I feel like I'm going in the wrong direction.
I have AIDS.
I genuinely have AIDS, say for let's say.
I might be the worst AC player in the world, but I actually...
Be as well.
Be as well.
I don't understand shit.
Well, guys, at least we can recognize this, and maybe we can move past it, you know?
You can...
I just keep dying to fucking starvation.
Like, that's why I keep dying.
The food.
I'm losing the food.
I've been playing for two and a half hours, and I've done nothing.
Oh my God. Oh my God. I've done ten hours, I've done absolutely, I've done the same thing as you.
I've done genuinely nothing so far. All I'm trying to do is get back to the military base,
because apparently I was stacked. Apparently what I had was crazy.
So I'm gonna go get my stuff, get my gun, I'm gonna go kill a motherfucker, get his shit, and then I'll be stacked for life.
motherfucker get his shit and then I'll be stacked for life wait how much is there
cars this has got to be Mohawk this is gonna be the time of those bikes I'm gonna
be I'm gonna be very brutal and honest with you Coco it is as severely of a
skill issue as severely of a skill issue can get when it comes to Daisy and your
10 hours I mean when it comes to this game it's so simple brother I drink
get a well
I'm a fucking see finally grand-pappy over here
Oh he's gonna get knocked down
I'm good, I'm good. When you spawn in
the majority 95% of the time you're gonna spawn next to a well. You drink to your
stomach as fucking full of shit
and you find food?
There's a water.
Yeah, fuck you.
Oh, I've got a bike.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
When you look at the bike, there's
going to be specific area on the seat.
And it should say sit down.
You have to hold F. You can just drag it out of your hands.
Open up your inventory and just drag it out.
And I have two bikes.
I just ate some chocolate.
I got some chocolate out of the car.
pretty nice that's some good chocolate man oh gosh
it's like a like a macadamian place so you're telling me cocoa you had a run
today but you got too well you drank too much and you're not drinking too much
Yeah, so I stopped reading so much
But I think I'm in the town of Mohawk. So now I'm gonna go down
So he's now I'm here and I have to get
Yeah
I'll tell you this much by the end of tonight y'all could have mastered last this map and if it God willing or God forbid
You ever need to read a compass in an actual
survival situation. You're gonna know exactly what to do.
Fuck you so much. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you are bored that much.
If it's not the apocalypse mode, like I'm going straight rust, bro. Like I'm like it is what it is.
Yeah, I'm grabbing the sofa in the rockets. My paper is getting blown up. I'm taking all the shit.
It is what it is.
I
This bike is honestly kind of sweet actually now that I think about this
This is cool. It's just pretty cool. Well, you're you're a motorcycle beat. I'm on a bike right now boss
They are really cool. I do you fucking pussy
Pippin I'm doing good
This is me. I just spot out going three miles per hour. I got a unknown food can hush. Do I eat it?
eat two bites, stop eat two bites, stop, but what about worms?
Like, if it really gets down to it, I can I eat worms?
Why am I next to water?
Does this compass not work?
This is, this is, this is ridiculous.
Okay.
How am I going to burn out at two miles an hour?
Oh, man.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just fucking.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
I'm going to sleep, boss. I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
I left the town and ripped south east like I was in Polar.
Southwest would should directly leave me this way and somehow I'm in the water to the compass in this game.
You're not work, the one thing that helps you go where you need to go doesn't work!
Like dude, it's counterclockwise or clockwise or some stupid shit.
Like north isn't actually north, east is west, west is east, it makes no sense, it makes
zero sense.
I know!
South?
It says that I'm supposed to go, oh my god, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Oh wait, this isn't a water, I just thought it was water.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I'm gonna sleep goodnight.
Wait, what about the words it's as you perceive it?
I'm never gonna see each other.
Whoa, I thought this was a whole river right here, Mouse.
I thought this was a whole river.
I thought this was a whole river.
I thought this was a river, Mouse.
come on bike yeah I can't please anyone here we go there we go all right all right now we
ride oh yeah oh yeah I'm cooking I'm cooking boys oh dude I mean you want to
like mark with that other can I like getting the bike with you I got a
basket on the bag my ass is too fat to pin that oh shit is that food oh I got a
a gun yeah yeah I got a gun and I'm not giving you any of it well it's mine
no I want that guy I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna take your fucking bike I need
this bike
how are we gonna find each other in such a big world it's such a big world
It's a little big.
The big shall go in the right direction still.
See.
Server's restarting at three fucking minutes.
Yeah, the ice is fucking me.
Yeah, it's still going the right direction.
I'm good, I'm good.
All right.
All right.
OK, server resorts at three minutes.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
This isn't much faster than walking, but it's a little faster, it ain't much, but it's
on its way.
How do I make it craft a bike?
I don't know.
He's found this one.
I should run into, eventually, a dam. Not a dam, a river, eventually. If I'm correct
about this map and my compass, I should run into water at some point soon.
Wait, I'm not into the water. Well, there's why I'm not a water watch.
Is it like a straight line of water, or is it like a circle of water?
I'm looking for like a straight line of water. I mean, it's the ocean. No, there's no ocean on this path
Okay, I'm getting word that when the server restart my body these minds so
Please at minimum tell me that when the server restart all the loot responds, right please
Please somebody please please
okay am I gonna lose the bike okay here okay here we go hold up I might be
making progress here boss might be making progress here I saw I guess the
river I was talking about
I was making progress here for a second. I was making progress for a second, Pauze.
Oh my god. I was making progress here for a second, Pauze. How long does it take to
restart the server? I didn't take an instant, right? Because the server went down earlier.
It was like two seconds
Hmm. Oh, yeah, let me get back in the server. Let me get back in the server. I
Don't know. I'm gonna try right now
I'm not to the game
Okay, okay, I like how the it says the next restart is in one hour. So obviously the restart count for all their thing is wrong
Play with something. No, my ultimate goal in this game is to kill some it. That's when I've won the game
That's that's I don't know about you coconut
I don't know if you have a goal in this game, but for me my goal is to just meet up with you
If we meet up one time during this stream, it's a win
My goal is to kill Summit and take all his shit. That's that's my plan
There's a if there's one thing I know about Summit. It's that guy's been playing this since the dawn of man
He's probably the best we're on the server
oh fuck really summit yeah probably yeah let's beat his ass beat the ice we
beat the fucking shit on them absolutely what's fucking beat us fuck it
I'll beat his dick let's beat his fucking let's fucking fold it like a
lawn chair fuck yeah let's beat his dick
yeah I don't notice but at the top left of the loading screen is a lady peanut
on a bottle of peanut butter.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That should be, I believe.
Oh, okay, well.
A lady's peanut in a bottle of peanut butter?
A lady's peanut on the front of a bottle of peanut butter.
Like, like on the old syrup bottles,
like how there's like a lady on the front, you mean?
Like Aunt Jemima?
I think it's pronounced Aunt Jemima.
Oh.
Aunt Jemima.
Aunt Jemima always had the kindest face.
Yeah, I'm talking about mm-hmm.
I get what you're putting down, Peanut.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, she looked nice.
She was going to call me sweetie and give me a big hug.
Come on. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, just just smell like honey.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I love onjima.
Let's see what they let's see what they did here.
Eight raw chicken, Nick Mertz.
Banford toxicity, Kim Soda.
Sees! Sees!
If that ain't, if that ain't, the truth.
Natural selection, glossy.
Oh, I'm back in, I'm back in, I'm back in, I'm back in.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Couldn't stay awake, coconut bee.
Go there, you see that you're on the map?
I'm on the map.
Guys, you died right here, couldn't stay awake.
You died.
I died?
Not, not, not, not in the game, you dumb, are you an idiot?
Wait, show me, I'm gonna get you straight.
You see it when you load into the game, it's the loading speed for the server!
Oh!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, well...
High-fives, Yod.
Ah-ha-ha!
Oh my god...
Oh my god, release me!
Release me from this HELL!
We gotta meet up once.
We have to fucking meet up once please for the love of God, please
Okay, that's the river I'm looking for
But I should be going this direction according to the compass so I don't I
Even know where I'm at. I wasn't here. This is where I was we're gonna do several something
What the fuck where am I
Am I to trust the compass compass is most trustworthy
Cop is never lies
What's up, okay, I see nothing
I lost my bike
That's my bike, boss.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Good.
I'm happy you lost a fucking bike.
This is Adam map in the game that shows you where you fucking
on.
Fuck everything.
Fuck everything.
I know that's not the cool thing about Daisy, but I'm so
care.
Oh, great.
Oh, nothing.
Just what I was looking for.
Lucky me.
Oh shit, I'll probably we're next to each other peanut. I'm bleeding. I just try to sign down a lot of
How would you possibly know that how would you possibly know that?
Listen to the metagamers the metagamers
the metagamers
They might be beating though
Sounds like debate bars
What do you see work for me?
What do you see a tall?
It looks like a grade mill or something.
I don't know what this is used for, but like a grade mill.
It's a large.
We're building
large green building with like four
brown penises coming out of the bottom of it.
Four, four dicks.
Yeah, four dicks are massive too.
I see.
Wait, I'm getting close.
I remember that. Wait, why?
Claughtraktor. Wait, are you at the factory?
You at the factory?
I'm at the factory, yeah.
Holy shit, wait, I'm gonna shoot.
Yeah, I'm not in the game, I can't hear anything.
Hold on, I'm gonna get back.
I have no more ammo.
Are you not in?
I don't know!
Wait, there's a bike?
Where's my bike?
Oh shit, I found a bike!
No way!
Wait, wait, I see the dick you're talking about.
There's one dick?
There's four of digs hanging upside down.
Look what's going on!
But now I just have to figure out what I'm at.
Hey, listen, listen, look at the map.
Look at the map real quick.
I'm gonna figure out what I'm at.
I'm gonna tell you, okay?
Yeah.
But some type of grade mill,
some type of mill,
some type of,
some type of mill,
I don't know where though.
I'm next to,
I'm next to Walter?
Where am I?
by the river by the river in your dumb boss I was bored by the river but I think
I am by a river we got is a river boss I'm by the river I'm by the river I'm
I'm by the river somewhere like real close to it like right on it
This is where I need to go. This is where all my stuff is
This where I'm at
No, just look familiar
It's a lake that can't possibly like that's a huge
It's humongous, it's a lake, it's a river.
I've seen a river before, I know what a river looks like.
I know what a river looks like.
Did you hear that?
You what?
Holy shit, there's a raid going on.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I just...
Yeah, I just...
No, some crazy shit's going on.
You hear that?
I don't know what you're talking about, boys.
Ah, suck my car.
Suck, suck my car.
Suck my fucking car.
My dick I'm going I'm going this way. I don't know where I'm at, but I'm gonna figure it out. I
Was bored by the river
I was bored by the river. I
Was bored by the river. I
Was bored by the river. I
Was bored by all I'm spinning out. Oh, oh lose a control lose a control
control got the thrusters on.
Oh, this might be a leg.
This actually might be like, I don't know where I'm at.
I don't know where I am.
This is actually AIDS.
I have AIDS right now.
We, oh my God, who I am!
Where are you?
I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it!
Where?
I'm only, only, only look at the map.
You see the biggest lake on the right side of the map?
The biggest lake.
You see it?
Hello?
They're all the same, they're all the same size.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Biggest lake, it's the same size.
Show the map again.
This lake right here, this,
oh wait, just look at my stream, just look at my stream.
Okay, I'm looking.
Oh, you see this lake right here?
This big one, zoom in, zoom in, zoom in.
I'm right here, I'm right here.
We're right there?
I'm right here.
I'm going down here. I'm going directly south west
South west. Okay. Okay. You're gonna hit the other river
Yeah, I'm gonna hit the other river boss
I don't have a fucking compass
Don't give up on us don't give up on us we got this don't give up hope we got this boys
I was born by the river.
I was born by the river.
I was born by the river.
Man, there's no cars.
We could take nothing like that, man.
I was born by the river.
Oh, I'm stopping.
I'm stopping to death.
Perfect.
I'm perfectly into a perfect day.
I was born by the river.
I'm gonna go to this town right here and get some food.
I love you boys I love you boys. I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by
I love it. Thanks Mars. I
Was bored on the river
I made some COVID quarantine camp or something. Oh
Shit
What COVID quarantine? Oh wait, I don't I know the town of Matt
Hold on. I'm gonna tell you. Oh God. Okay. I
I
I may have to eat my own family
I have no choice. I have no choice. I have to I have to oh my god. What have I done?
Oh my god, what have I done? What have I done?
I was born oh
Oh, sick.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, come right, come right on me, come right on me.
Dropped your zazz like a sack of potatoes.
Fuck yeah.
I was boy by the way.
Wait, can you mine in this game?
I got a pickaxe.
You bifurc like diamonds?
Um...
Hey, hold up.
Wait, we need to go get some diamonds.
What the fuck what the fuck what what the hell is going on was that ghost there's a ghost
thing on me where'd it go what is what is that a farm plot oh you can build you
could build farms I'd fucking died I just lost all my shit fuck this fucking
Okay, this guy fucking shot me in the back, gave me back shots.
I just, it's the fucking, there's nothing.
And then he stood up, he knocked me out, stood over my body,
and he's shocking my face.
But he didn't even talk.
You know, let's get a gun and just kill everybody.
But bro, we have to kill everybody.
Yes, yes, yes, that's right.
I'm going to kill every living soul I've seen
as soon as I get this figured out.
I put on a murdering rampage.
No one is surviving.
I want to do some crazy citizen shit.
Yes, yes, I want to be evil.
I want to be evil.
Oh my God!
Dude, how many zombies are there?
Well, I think there's a lot.
Dude.
I'm at a town, where are you at?
I'm at a COVID quarantine camp.
It's kind of, I'm at like,
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I'm on like a farm.
I'm on like a farm.
I think trailer park farm.
We try to find where you are on the map.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Try to find where you are on the map, boys.
Then we can beat up.
I'm gonna search this guy for some goodies.
He's got your water, food.
Oh, he's got...
Oh, whoa!
He's got...
Mr. Jared Bumblebuck!
Get to that massive ship!
MASSIVE DISTAPLE GENERATION!
My man, my man!
Good lad!
Man, I'm so...
Man, I'm so...
I'm so...
Man!
Man!
I'm so...
Man!
Good luck, dude, good luck, dude, ah!
Mr. Jammon, you debius and dog, you debius and dog!
Thank you, my boy, you were impressed with my skills, were you?
You were impressed with my daisy skills,
were you?
I would be impressed as well.
I would be impressed as well,
not only my survival tactics,
but my ability to adapt and overcome.
I have survived for millenia out of these wastelands by simply using the power of my mind
This was a jayre region to my boy. He's very kind of a boy. Okay. I just killed zombies over here
They've already responded. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm genuinely gonna lose my mind
When you like pick something up you fucking swap it out with your fucking shit
It's like your asshole just shits every fucking thing out.
And then all of a sudden, it's just diarrhea everywhere.
Of course, these, these, these,
zombies are Olympic, just gymnastics people.
Gymnast, that's what they're called.
Gymnastic people.
Gymnast, inliving, gymnast.
Yeah, they're running on all fucking floors.
Okay.
All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and die.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and fucking die.
Yeah.
This is, oh my God, I'm actually so pissed.
I am so pissed.
Who made this way, this fucking game?
bro this map is fucking huge like what are they expecting us to do there's no
vehicles there's no shit is I gotta go I'm gonna lose my mind I'm gonna lose my
god-loving mind you can open the food with your pickaxe
I'll do so. I'll try it, though, boys.
Oh, you can't! Whoa!
You can't do that!
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's lovely.
Oh, that's lovely.
Oh, that's very lovely. That's very lovely.
I've just seen some beads boss I
On the road again. I'll be boys. I
Was bored by the river I was bored by the river. Yeah, I'm gonna wait. Hold up
I don't know where I'm going. I have no idea where I'm at. Does this look, I feel like
I'm right here. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I know how to, okay, wait, I'm going to solve
the compass mystery. I'm going to solve the compass mystery. You
know what I mean? I'm going to tell you if the compass in this game works and you can
use it or you should just drop it every time you spawn. All right here we go. All right I'm at this
location. All right here I am east roadblock. That's the river. Okay so when I look at this
compass it should change directly east. Okay it does. It does. Yeah it does.
All right so yeah the compass works then.
Wait, I need to go directly west.
Oh, I need to go directly west.
I was born by the river.
I was born by the river.
I was born by the river.
I was born by the river.
all of you would
i can't wait to get my stuff back i'd sold
my stuff i was
uh... king i do that
i was
i i got a bunch of guys from one guy and say that the body's gone because it's
every stop and i don't think that it's not actually
i don't know if he's stupid that then that we would lose everything always
i wanna fucking get a gun a shoe i wanna kill someone i wanna murder someone i
really care you know i'm really good someone i really good someone
I shot a woman in the face.
I must have felt good.
I had two of them fucking kill me.
It felt so good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Boom! Bam!
I was like King Vaan.
I was like, you had time on?
I know it's burned out.
Oh my god.
One shot, one kill.
One shot, one kill.
I was pimping boss.
I was pimpin' for real.
Let me get a little bit of food while I'm here.
Follow me, boys!
Okay, I'm not even lying. Let me teach you something.
I want to offend Hodge with his server, but I think he added the fucking POKEMON CARDS!
It shares spawns with everything else in the game, so where they're supposed to eat food, I find a fucking Charizard!
I thought there was something the entire time I came trying to open the fucking Pokemon cars, man
I'm telling you I'm telling you these two locations is a spotted item
I would have had two apples right now, but instead I've got I've got booster packs
I'm gonna just fucking kill myself
You serve buddy don't need this you do it again
Oh, I found a shovel. A field shovel. I don't care. I don't want it. I want to be alive.
That's all I want, boss. I just want to be alive. That's all I want, boss. I just want
to be alive. You know what I mean? That's all I want, boss. I just want to be alive.
I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER!
I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER!
I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER!
I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER!
I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER!
Whoa, I forgot a PSO1 scope, oh my god!
Wait, we're kinda cooking.
I've got a cooking buns. I was born by the river. I was born by the river.
Are you winning, boss?
Hey, you ready after that pit up?
Are we winning? You think we're fucking winning?
Who don't know what is fucking shit? We're all one fucking HP. Okay?
I just go on my bike going half a mile an hour, and I'm bleeding with no rags and my foot broken. Oh
my god
Are you dead I I want to be oh my god I
I
I
I I I I I I I I I don't know I don't I
Don't I don't I don't know I don't know I don't know I
Well, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I'm gonna lose my genuine fucking mind
I was bored by the river. I was bored by the river.
I'll see if there's an old industries next to me. I can maybe pick up some bandages there.
Can't you rip your shirt or something to make bandages or is that not a thing?
I think so. Yeah, you can rip your pants or your shit, yeah.
How do I rip those eggs?
I've got no fucking idea. That's what I'm gonna try to figure out too. I think you gotta like you need a knife
Yeah, you need a knife you gotta shred them up
Yeah, what if I use a pickaxe to shred them up? I don't think you can
Can you chat? I don't know. Yeah, you can you can
Yeah, you just you craft rags. Oh my god. Well, I'm kind of cooking. I've had it cooking. Oh
Right. All right
We've never died, it could be us buddy, you suck, he's killing us, he's teaching me speed.
What Coco did to me today.
Oh my god.
What?
I gave him a grenade for his birthday and he took the pin out.
He didn't know how to put the pin back in, he put it on the floor and he killed all three of us.
Perfect perfect perfect fantastic fantastic fantastic good work good work
coconut I was bored by the river I was bored by the river
we don't we don't know where we go we don't know about oh my god I think I see
the spot I think I see the spot where I'm trying to go
There it is guys!
Oh my god!
Oh, come on Mr. Bike.
Come on Mr. Bike.
Follow me boys, follow me boys!
follow me boys follow me I was bored by the river I was bored by the river I was
bored by the river oh yes I'm pretty sure about the river's coming up to you
I'm not wait I'm on over as well yeah I'd be about to find the river I'm not even
Oh my god, this is it. I'm on the river. I'm on the river. Yeah, I think I might actually river I think I
Don't know
You come on no, I'm fine. I
Well, I hold up. Well, I'll just get some food real quick boss
Yeah, just grab a couple food
I'll just get your food real quick, bud. Yeah, it's good. Get a bite to eat get a quick snack or something
Look, you're something right here
Yeah, I'll be off while mm-hmm. Yeah, I just gotta make a quick phone call and I'll hop on I'll help you guys give you a little tutorial
Yeah, you can fuck it. Yes, Jay. I
Fuck myself. Not right now. Thanks for another hour. Um, I'll take a beat. I'll take a beat something to look forward to
I'll I see oh
Who's all the food had I'll be right back
We were all the food at boys
You can tell me sky bananas
I'll be the top of this ladder here
Oh, she's food up yonder.
Door that's what about a rich school?
That's too big.
He's your food over yonder.
Who needs food on the move?
I don't know.
He can actually add the bogs.
You should food down here.
Like I'm gonna Iron Age.
This is what I've been, bro. This is what I've been dealing with. This is what I've been doing like the last like
entire day.
I'm in a perpetual loop.
I guess, I guess.
I just fucking can't food, and I can't do anything about it.
Oh, wait, I just.
Take that, lady.
Gotcha.
Oh, now I'm cooking. Now I'm cooking, boys.
Now I'm cooking.
Who got an eyeball battery, too? Score.
Oh
Wait, I don't know where the food is. I had to go to I had to go somewhere else. Oh
I gotta keep head
Oh, I can't even see my comes anyone
I gotta keep head west
That way
What's this. Oh wait, I think I found some food! I think I found some food oh mah god! Ohbah, god! Ohbah, god! Ohbah, god!
Buzz opening!
I
Well, it's frozen
Right
You got a cannon fucking frozen. I gotta get a fucking frozen, Judah. I can't eat it
Happen me too. Yeah, that is what happened to me. What a sweet treat. Holy shit. What is the point of it?
How is it frozen if there's no refrigerator? There's no it's outside in the sun. How is it frozen?
Don't ask me boss. Don't ask me
Can you use the pickaxe to open frozen stuff?
You know, maybe I could use the pickaxe open frozen stuff
No, no, you can't. All right. Well, that's okay. I'll find some more food
Back on the road again
What are we going to do?
I'm touching, bud.
Don't ask me.
Don't ask me, bud.
I have no fucking idea.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
All I'm doing is just suffering.
I'm just suffering.
You're going to pick me up at least so we can get...
We don't kill people.
You can suffer together.
We should not give up until we kill people.
What about, wait, next time we die, let's not even loot.
Let's just go straight through each other.
If we die, at least we die together.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but like, we need food.
That's the problem though, is we need food.
No, no, food is for benches. Food is for benches. You don't need food.
Food is for benches.
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
I was bored by the river.
I was bored by the river.
Wait, I think I remember that pipe.
Yeah, I'm close.
Oh, wait, I remember that pipe from last time.
I mean that means my stuff is like right here because you remember that pipe you
remember that pipe
you remember that pipe remember that pipe
perfect
What a sweet treat.
Yeah, go get out of bed.
So I'm gonna.
Have you died anyone yet?
Um, no, I think I just died to that for causes every single time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm, I'm gonna come, I'm, okay, I've respawned.
Yeah, I'm now three hours and five minutes
into playing this game.
Okay, three hours and five minutes.
Oh my God, I think I remember this, this tree,
I'm not even joking.
I think I remember this tree right here.
Wait, I think I'm big here before.
Yeah, I'm next to a river.
I was born by the river.
I will be poured by the river.
Okay, this is an oddly shaped river.
I bet you I can find this on the map.
That's an oddly shaped river for sure.
What river does that look like?
Oh, it looks like this river.
Oh, I'm right here.
Next to Mohawk.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You remember that grass?
I remember that grass too.
We're next to Mohawk, boys.
Why use our cups? Oh my god, I'm an easy lady now
Score
That can't be right
Hey, hold up nevermind. I don't think I remember that tree or that grass or I'm next to walk. I don't think I know anything
Hmm...
Here's this.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
What?
What?
What?
You're my leg bounce.
I'm my leg bounce.
I'm my leg.
Oh, I'm dripping.
Seize!
Seize!
I'm dripping.
We're saved we're saved the people see how drippy I am they won't even want to kill me. Oh my god. No fucking way
Why oh
You would not believe I just found
What do you find short stick a short stick?
Shoving up your fucking ass
Fucking ass thinking about it, and I'm bleeding. I forgot you can't sit down and say well, okay?
Did I do that again?
Two feet or fucking died I fucking hate this game
I do well who is this was this guy was just it isn't the guy from SpongeBob
He was blowing glass bones and paper skin. How did going down that ladder at half a mile an hour hurt this guy
Eat food oh
Oh, whoa, yeah, I got pimping I should might be on a roll right here
Wait, so I
I'm not gonna lie you cookin at this is hard
This is a difficult time. This is a difficult time. This is the worst birthday ever
So I'm talking about them
This is fuckin' so big, like I'm too far in for me to just get it quit, we need to wink up and we need to get guns and we need to pop off, like I can't do this, man, I can't do this.
I found a knife, I heard this is like massive to find early on, is this massive to find early on?
Knives?
Yeah, I have a knife too.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, you can use the like, uh, cut clothes, and then like, make campfires or something.
I
You know I use it to like cut your clothes into bandages. Yeah, we use it to like
Cut sharp sticks you could use to cut a sticks like you can circumcise yourself
You could circumcise yourself with the rusty knife
Well, I want to I want to circumcise myself. I don't know. There's a boat. Oh my god
I didn't find that on the map. I can do exactly what I'm at
One of these rivers has a boat in the middle
I'm not fucking sorry guys, I got my fucking hoodie
Stay cool my dear boss, stay warm, stay warm my dear boss
Stay warm my dear boss
Hey, turn on that gig
Stay warm my dear boss
Okay, I'm on a road
Did I help you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm coming in that road right now
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know exactly what George you're talking about.
Perfect.
Good.
Come.
I'll be done.
What business day?
I'm going to get drunk.
Yeah, I've decided.
You had already drunk?
I've decided.
I've decided.
I'm in spinal.
I've already decided.
I've already decided.
I've already decided.
You can't stop me now.
You can't stop me.
What are you drinking?
Straight to Gila.
Oh my god, the voodoo?
No, I didn't buy any.
Um, I didn't buy any.
Hmm.
Top right submarine, submarine top right with the other.
Are you guys high?
We got some on.
Hmm.
Submarine top right.
Find you a GPS is a GPS.
Just give me, I'm, I'm, I'm somewhere.
I am somewhere for what would you sweet do you see that boat right there
I
Don't know I'm going crazy
Wait, I can see like people fucking die like they get lost in the woods and die
Okay, this is how I did it by this is no this game is the most
Unrealistic game I have ever seen in my entire fucking life. I'm not dying because I went 25 minutes without a can of peaches. Sorry
I'm not dying because I slid down a ladder for half a second. Sorry. I'm not
I'm not doing that. That's not that's that's oh my god. I've got the whole posse on me
I've got the whole posse on me right now.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, I ran into the local gang.
Oh cool, just don't stab him, that's fine.
I didn't want to stab him anyways.
Oh, hey, that's chill.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, sick.
Oh, that's chill.
Oh, hey buddy.
Oh, there we go.
All right, follow me boys, follow me boys.
Wait, don't use a knife?
Oh, don't use a knife, okay.
Alright, so I need to find a shotgun. Alright, I'm very hungry.
What's up coconut? What do you think it's going to be over there?
We're doing just fine.
Wait, I see a compound. Have you seen a compound?
I have seen a compound before, yeah.
I'm outside like a wooden compound, wood walls.
Yeah, that's not me. That's not me. I'm somewhere else. Oh, yeah, I see. I'm not where I thought I was does that boat doesn't look like it's the same exact one
I'm I gotta be wait is this one man?
No, wait, what would you wear? Oh my god, like it
He'll be
please kill me please please please kill me uh you passed a sign what sign uh
passed a sign where we got passed a sign
oh my god i didn't so you can't build in this game yeah you can't build yeah you can build houses
Dude, I'm outside of- someone has a compound on the sliver and the rock.
Are you serious?
I swear to God.
You should raid it!
Dude, it's a ch-
I don't know how to kill a chicken. I'm not killing a chicken.
Plus, I'm a vegan. I'm a vegan. I like to be really annoying.
Don't be such a pussy.
Hold on, let me see what's on this side over here.
Um, I'm at Seneca. I'm at Seneca.
Mmm.
Seneca?
Yeah, I'm at Seneca right now, which is somewhere on the map.
I'm certain of it.
It is one of these locations on the map.
Oh, I got it.
I found it.
You know where you are?
Where are you at?
Where?
I'm not, I'm not, this is not a hypothetical question.
What, wait, wait, wait.
Then you see the sign, and you see the sign.
Have you, have you see, have you see the sign anywhere?
What sign?
Yeah, he's just way like a man, tell him.
What sign?
What fucking sign? What sign?
You need to find a sign on the front of a town
and, and, and tell me where the fuck you are
so we can find each other.
That's what we're trying to do, but I keep fucking starving in there!
Listen listen listen I'm gonna move this whole town until I have enough food to feed a whole family of 20
Okay, okay, and then what?
I'm gonna die to something
Related to food completely
I'm gonna die
Food I'm gonna die I'm civilized
I'm so kids that might be good survival scenario
Yeah
Yeah, partner yeah partner want to get some sushi later
Yeah partner. I love yee-ha tofu would be good as well. Fuck that shit that soy
Hmm, it's not bad with some soy sauce and when you grill it though, it actually ain't that bad
You miss you so it's loot I'm not missing shit
Your mission is your 46 covers out, alright buddy?
I know, you're watching a massive work.
That's what you're watching.
They punk.
They punk.
They bitch.
They punk.
They bitch.
They punk.
God.
What if we pretend to be new players and don't know what we're doing and then we ask
people for help and then when they help us, we retreat?
Yeah, I mean.
Oh my God.
I found a sniper. I got a sniper rifle.
What?
Yeah, I do. It's got a CR-527.
A CR-527?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa!
Fuck you.
You'll be happy for me, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm very happy for you, boss.
Fuck you. I'm gonna come kill you now. How about that?
No, what? No, don't kill me.
I'm fat fucking Tony!
I'm just fat fucking Tony!
We're about to have a great time!
CEEEED!
CEEEED!
EEEEEH YEAH!
Want me up, fella? Want me up, cousin?
CEEEED!
Double cup! Double cup!
Oh no wait, I tried another bandage and 5 multi-vibing pins!
Oh!
Oh wow!
Oh, wow.
Wait, oh yeah, I'm actually getting a ton of stuff here.
What is this place?
Wait, there's a med kit.
I have a ton of heels and stuff.
Wait, this actually might be the one.
I'm not even joking.
This actually might be the one where we survive.
I have a ton of medical stuff, like a ton.
How do I get to you?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm actually cooking.
How do I get to you?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, uh, Seneca at the bottom of the map.
of the map. S-E-N-E-C-A. Put that purple drink please. C-E-S. Put that stinky liquid. Put
that, that beagle. That purple drink. C-E-S. That purple fucking drink. C-E-S. I got a bicycle.
I got a bicycle!
Let's go!
Okay, you're in Seneca, right?
Yeah, I'm in Seneca. Yeah, come to me.
Show me your map, show me your map.
Wait, wait, wait, why does it want the map of your own?
Oh yeah, you're right.
Open the Med Bag?
Is there something inside the Med Bag?
Oh, no way! They're mobbing an IV start kit, blood test kit!
Oh my god, this is the run. This is the run
Why this is even exist if it takes nine slots and it holds nine slots
The water well behind me where oh
oh my god oh my god this is the run this is the run this is the run this is the run
I'm not even joking oh my god this is the one I'm not even joking here it is here we
go listen listen listen listen we get fucking stacked through medical supplies guns we go
build a base we figure out how to do that I don't know how to do that we figured out
we build a base we store up stuff we put it maybe put like ceiling bags down I don't know
if you can spot it can you guys in bed so you can choose a spot place or no is that
thing I got spaghetti Peter don't please oh my god I have a bike I have a bike I
have a car battery okay well I think it's a mod I we you can't build no you
can't build this one this one's a bit this was a modded server you can build
oh yeah so I'm assuming there's beds listen we build a base and then we
fucking rate that base you found okay okay okay okay okay yeah mm-hmm yeah yeah
yeah this is our one this is actually the one this is the run okay it's the
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come to Seneca walk walk the fucking walking and I'm walking in right now
Locking his bike lock in. Oh
Where's the Sun for you in this scientifically
On the road again, I'm well well quench my thirst is quenched
Oh, I'm so fucking quenched right now.
Oh, okay.
My Thursday's so fucking quenched.
Oh, my God, my Thursday's so clean.
Oh, no way!
I just found I've got coadine and cigarettes.
Save that shit.
Get mashed with your smoke.
We're gonna be a good night gentlemen it is gonna be a good night boys
hmm oh my god oh my god we're cooking we are cooking tonight we are cooking
tonight oh my god from matches
It's going to be a good night tonight, it's going to be a good night tonight.
I'll be boy. I'll be boy.
He's already open that's kind of suspicious is it not?
It's kind of weird.
Give me a light snack.
Quick apple.
Walk you away from your shit.
Now like how the walkin' isn't that different than the run in this game.
This is where you have it, huh? It kind of incentivizes you to just kind of walk around that way so you can see what it is.
Oh, it is!
Darden Lime, what that is.
What is it? Garden Lime? Is that just a bag of limes?
I could eat some limes right now.
Oh, I found a fucking pristine liner! Oh my god!
There's actually gonna be a good night, boys!
Jeez!
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
Okay, I've got a new game for us coming up
Every time we find anything in the game that is or related to an intoxicating substance we take a drink
I'm making a bottle right now
You already owe me for for the lighter the cigarettes the matches and the coatings
Oh
God's plan God's plan
Follow me boys follow me boys
was that beer fermented drink not quite beer it is not easy to get drunk on these
dude a lower alcohol cut tonight's gonna be a good night boys
Cheers!
Oh, cheers, Peanut.
Ah, cheers, Mr. Habibi.
Cheers, my wife!
I'm gonna find you guys.
I will find you and I will help you.
I've got literally every item you would need
for a fucking rager.
Beer.
Oh, shit.
You have beer.
Oh.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, that's that's that's sexy. No, not just beer, Habibi.
I've got what you want. You want to know what I got, Habibi? Oh, yeah. I've got beer, cigarettes,
is a lighter and five coating tablets.
Oh, man. Yeah.
Fucking party. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
OK, let's just say it's about to be good night.
I and I just got the gift mask.
I just got the gift mask.
So pierce your nipples and grab a car battery.
Oh, I found matches.
It's going to be a good night tonight, boys.
Yes.
I feel like I underestimated how many items in this game are intoxicated or intoxicated relating to and I don't know if
I'll survive this game that I've set up for myself
I'll be we're taking a drink every time you find something that intoxicated you or is related to intoxicating you
Well, I just grabbed my bottle right now
Good, but I've already found like seven items in five minutes. I'm not
This is not retroactive is it?
Starting now
Starting now
You believe you know landmarks any signs that tell you where you are. Yeah, I'm in Seneca. I'm in Seneca right now
Come on. That's on his way. It's like the car trunk. We need to the car trunk. Oh
Okay
You're a dumb dumb.
You're a dumb dumb.
You're a dumb dumb.
Ah fuck that other car.
What was that?
I
Baby, what's a shabag?
You can hold in your hands, and then you can kind of make it into a scarf
Hey, baby talking about a shamag or a shimmy, I knew you're gonna know the answer to that
Were you looking for an answer we're looking for me to shitpost
The shema has been in my people's name for a very long time.
Oh, the shema?
Is it halal?
It is very halal.
Depends what you do with it, of course.
Of course, of course.
Of course, if you wear it in a silly fashion, then it is haram.
Yes, absolutely, very silly.
Very silly, very silly, very silly.
Very, very haram.
It's very haram.
Okay, I'm gonna go north now. Are you almost to Seneca boys?
I'm ready you now. Okay. I'm heading north
I'm heading north. I'm about to I'm gonna leave the city in about why 60 seconds. I'm just gonna follow the road north
It's they're gonna find Seneca
No, Seneca wait
You have the map of the right
Map yeah
What what map? How long you been playing the state chief?
I'm playing this for what today. Yeah, what's 14 hours?
Now there's no map you good chief
There's no map you good
There's no map you don't worry about it. I'm I'm living life. I'm living life out here. I'm a fucking ass
Oh hockey I'm in pristine condition
What do you do that thing oh
My god, oh
Put the red table block in the circle hole right
I'm in your entire family a bucket eating you
I'm eating all what are you doing? I get to do it. I'm eating them all
What they're fucking nutty
Give me some the cheese nutty. Oh
That's good peanuts
Yeah, I'm actually just winning this game. This this is genuinely the run where we win and
After we win we're gonna betray your BB and kill him
I
Already killed a baby. I could not wait to kill a baby and betray him
I'm cutting it's actually like top five top five things I want to do
Man, I was crying today. Oh, you said
No, Coco had me dying. I was dying after man. I haven't laughed at like that since rust
Wait, no, something's wrong, we hold up, will you give me a second, something's wrong.
I just heard Mr. Wabble saw him from the rush thing, go to it, go to it.
What was that?
Hello?
Hello?
I
Hello
Hey, I don't want no trouble. I got no guns
I'm just a humble traveler
You could miss a wobble song from the rest of it too right guys
you said you guys are in where I'm running to Seneca he's in Seneca and I'm running for
south I'm in I'm closer to Scott the daughter right I'm sure this this fine man could be
reason with, right? I'm sure people are reasonable in this game. I think in the
starting towns people will be reasonable. I'm sure people will be reasonable.
Yeah, you like that, pussy.
Hold up, wait.
Can I eat a zucchini?
Or is that not a good thing to eat?
Wait, is my stuff getting damaged in my backpack whenever I get hit by zombies?
Uh, yeah, your clothes will take damage.
Oh, not the stuff in the backpack, though, right?
No, no, no.
Oh, thank God.
Okay, that would be stupid.
I mean, it depends.
I mean it depends if it's a gunshot if someone if you have a grenade in your backpack someone shoots you in the back
The grenade will go off. Oh
potentially perfect perfect
We grab one
Grab the pan we grab a pair. There's a pan. What's a pair that we're driving a pair. Is that something I need pan?
Pin could be useful. Yeah
How do you flip flops with socks
What is a pan? Look at that! It's a chili pan.
Is it a zucchini rotten?
Uh, does it say it's rotten? No. It says...
It's rolled over. It will tell you.
It says dried.
Did I eat it?
Yes, of course. Yes, eat it.
I'm trying to combine my machete with the zucchini.
Do you know what happens then?
Lots and lots of bad stuff.
I can see the water.
Listen, Mr. Nut, you can continuously eat everything you find as long as you do not have an icon
that shows you a full stomach next to your water.
Okay, then boss.
Well, I'm gonna take you to my camps.
Yes, of course.
And if I find something like a zucchini I can see it later.
Woo!
The ride is for later also.
so wait hold up wait have you wait hold up is your a fuck yourself mechanic in
this game and have you tried it no but there is a there is a fuck you mechanic
oh really yes if you press press F4 F4 was that do yes it says fuck you
really say fuck you oh shit it does oh my god
are you searching cars also no cars are stupid I never search cars don't ever
search cars with nothing no there's nothing don't ever search guys ever
not even once don't ever never don't ever do it
You know what? You're basically a safe voice for if you search cars. Except for me. I can search cars. I'm immune. I'm immune to it.
Oh, yes.
You have so much privilege, Mr. Nato.
Yes. Yes, I'm immune to- yes, I'm immune to it.
You're really strong, I'm immune to it.
Well, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this grave, I would say.
Your cars are all left. I was fucking garbage.
I'm gonna ask.
I just hobble the rest. I just hobble the rest. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
Fuck what she's thinking walking like that, huh?
exactly exactly you'll get visiting angels on the line pussy yeah
have shit have shit hmm oh it damaged versus badly damaged
yes you can find things like wet stones or leather kits or sewing kits
kids. They can repair damage.
Or wet showing kids.
Wet sewing kids or we're showing kids.
However, if something is ruined, it can no longer be repaired.
Wait, hold on. I have a showing tent.
Yes. Oh my God.
We're in the doctors in the house.
The doctor is in the house.
Doctors in the house.
Doctors in the house.
Oh my goodness.
What did you find?
each well be 12 second
it's a it's over
it's over for these benches it's over for these benches
it's got one bullet
it's on a beam
i never miss it
because we peed it never miss
okay i'm going to town i'm leaving
are you a screwdriver or anything or no?
not really no
okay if you have a knife it's better than a screwdriver
are you a wrench for anything? pipe wrench?
no
okay actually do they have cars here?
No, they're like a bike, so.
But if you have building, we're gonna build a base.
You wanna be part of, do you want it?
What, do you want it, do you want it, do you want,
do you want, do you want to be part of a base, maybe?
I just finished aiding, I wanna pour my first shot.
Do you wanna be part of a base, maybe I don't.
What, you build it the way you build the one in rust.
Yeah, I'll tell you, did they genuinely make this
So these person look like I want to generate
so I'm going to make you guys.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
Let's go, let's go.
Thank you guys, man.
Well, actually, go ahead and take that back.
It's not his birthday as of three minutes ago, so.
Oh, damn.
I celebrated early.
Go ahead and rescind that.
Go ahead and rescind that immediately.
Go ahead and rescind that.
Rescind that, rescind that, rescind that.
I fucking hate birthdays anyways.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, all there is is cake, and your uncle's playing hide the finger, and yeah, it's the worst.
Yeah, you can't walk.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
He's always up the doors.
No, they cannot.
Oh
You you can trap them indoors also you can kind of clearing around the road you can trap in the doors
No, no, if you bring them inside go around the table or something then close the door behind you when you leave then they are stuck there
I'm not even trying to oh fuck they came in the other way they're smart
I
Tatoo my tattoo I was just my way mono
I'm gonna be full of water then we get out of here
Using the compass wrong bro. I
What is that even being what is that even me? What could that possibly fucking me?
You don't get it, Pete, you just don't understand the matter.
Dude, I don't think we're ever going to find each other.
How are you not at Cinec yet?
Dude, realize I'll bake this fucking bad piece?
It really is actually pretty small, I'm realizing.
All you have to do is find a town, read the name, find it on the map, and follow the roads
to the town you want to go to.
What?
I can't talk to that man.
nothing there's not a map I'm just joking to be me it is very funny joke the
biggest fucking map I've ever seen in my life holy shit it's like it doesn't
exist by the way to be me don't worry about it no map zero map by the way no
map no map I'm a goofy goober you know I know some of my bugulators are actually
like fucking drooling over there with the with me telling me not how not to
use a compass look at this why so telly just said follow red compass do you
understand what you're telling me do you understand what that means do you
understand what that means I would always be going north you dumb motherfucker
oh man very smart why don't tell me that's why sometimes this is my buggy
they help me do a lot I have achieved challenges because of my
buggy letters but sometimes you gotta look over and go you know what I gotta
make a gut call on this one I gotta make a gun call on this one because you'll
look over and a fucking will tell you to follow the red line on the compass this
isn't possible how did our ancestors do this how did they track everything man
what a feed what a fucking feet like my people escaped from North Korea like how
did they do that I don't know that's crazy I that's did they really escape
from North Korea? Yeah, yeah, my grandpa, my dad's side, they all had, they all got
out of there. Really? Wait, hold up, wait, can I ask a question real quick? Can I,
and I actually want to know that, I want to know the answer to this, really. Oh, yeah.
I actually have a meta. I actually have a meta. Okay. Yeah. You know, once you cross, like, say
you cross like country lines, immediately the laws applied to that second country,
doesn't matter, like, oh, you're only two feet away, doesn't matter that you're two
feet away. The laws now apply in the other country, right? So we all, we all understand
that, right? So if you wanted to escape North Korea, couldn't you simply go into the military
and eventually move your way toward border patrol and then just take a step over?
What they do is, there's this guy that joined the military and then he drove, like there's
literally a clip on YouTube of him driving the military Humvee through the border while
North Korean soldiers are spraying the guns at him. And he got shot like four times and
He got out of his car and had to crawl to the border to escape.
But there's literally, I've seen videos, there's North Korean soldiers who stand literally one foot away from the border.
Yeah, it's the biggest war of South Korean guys, the biggest North Korean guys, they just like stare each other down.
So if you really wanted to, you could at any random moment dive toward the border and cross it and completely save.
Three generations of family get enslaved.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah, like, you're close to the right.
Okay, new plan.
What if you and your entire family go into military and all go to the border and then
all jump cars at the same time?
That's really tough, though.
You know, Kim Kimmy John Rooney is a clever bastard.
Jesus.
You don't think he has...
You don't think he has...
You watch the movie, The Interview?
I've seen that one.
I've seen that one.
You're smart.
That's true.
That's true.
And he's pretty good at basketball.
So...
I think Katy Perry is fucking awesome
I mean she's the one that had the whipped cream in the and yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I don't know any of her songs
But like she's I mean I can see her like chilling with like a cigar and like a patio
I mean anybody that chills on a patio with a cigar. I immediately respect immediate
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Loading through the wind wanting to start again
It's actually a beautiful song. That is a beautiful song. It makes him tear run down a gooper's leg
Exactly. Hey boys drink up. I found some coding. Holy shit. Tonight's gonna be a good night boys. Cheers!
Fucking cheers. Hey cheers.
I can already tell this is gonna be hot
Basically. Die as a Pim? You guys know what that is? I think that's a poop drug. American thing?
No, America, things like freedom, liberty, not living in shacks, having food, electricity,
running water, air conditioning, gun, guns, stuff like that.
Now listen, I fold the road out of Seneca and I don't know where I'm at. Did I just oh, I said this way, okay?
No, man. I'm good. I know where I'm going. I'm going up to Ontario right now
Now listen, when do we wait? Maybe you're kind of smart you kind of you kind of you kind of a weirdo
How do we build a base so like is I'm getting kind of rich and I want to but I just want to start building a base
Yeah, I don't think I shot it does stuff. Oh, he did. He's already seen a base. Go go raise our base
Wait, you saw a base?
And, uh, Hutch also asked me before the server started if I wanted base building stuff and
I said, yeah, so I assume he did it.
Like there's tents, for sure there's tents.
That's guaranteed.
Bases?
I haven't seen a single base, are you sure?
What is this?
Wait, there's a mixtape called, boom, or, no, it's called Sponsor Me.
You should probably listen to that thing.
You need to find a Walkman.
Wait, is that a pristine firefighter helmet or a pristine hockey helmet?
Uh, firefighter will give you more damage reduction.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god.
WAAAAAAAH!
At least you have what the SponsorMe thing sounds like.
Battery pack. Hey!
Any sponsorship out there?
My name's Bryce and I
can hold 3K viewers on just chatting.
Send me and I around back-back.
Thank you. Love you.
I'll take that sponsorship. Much love.
Thank you so much.
He's fucking plugging me?
He's plugged me in his- they just plugged himself in his bitch?
bids of my shit. Who runs his server? Someone just plugged themselves. Someone just plugged
themselves in my shit. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? There's a mix tape and a
boombox called Sponsor Me and it's a guy on Twitch that barely holds 3k viewers and wants
sponsor oh shit he's bugged himself he's bugged himself on my street okay okay
something is going wrong my multivitamins are now damaged and you said
that those wouldn't get damaged to me that's hot they're sitting in the
hip they're sitting in the hip hip pack yeah it's in in your that was back
packed on your back let me listen again battery pack hey any sponsorship out
there my name's Bryce and I can hold
me touch his name Bryce sit me and I don't
know backpack thank you I love you I
think it's hot he's hot just watch thank
you so much I don't think it's Bryce I
would know if you the hot shit fucking
plug themselves on my stream
Bryce found a pussy name
Watch his name is Bryce.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Oh, shit, Mr. Smackdown's here!
Yeah, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Thanks, Mr. Smackdown.
Sorry, I've been locked in, I've been locked in, I've been locked in.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, brother.
Really, it's Bryce Hutchinson.
I just don't believe that.
That sounds like you're making it up on the fly,
and then one guy typed it in the chat,
and then another guy saw it, so he typed it,
And then another guy saw two guys type it, so he assumed it was true, so he typed it, and then everyone else started typing it.
That's... I'm not saying it couldn't be true. All I'm saying is that would be the more likely scenario here.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, it's like that one time where we thought Coco was getting DDoS during the meeting.
Like, why can't I... Oh, it's chilly.
Hey, who got DDoS during the meeting?
During the rust.
Oh someone in Chassis Coco was getting DDoS'd
You I'm not gonna lie you what everybody said it
You what am I do what am I like cool fantasies that it like isn't like sexy stuff with like with like uncle is
Like if I like wasn't a streamer
I would become like a super super cool good hacker that like can like go crazy
Unlike hack stuff, but instead I do it for good and then like I find I go to streams
And I like find you the DDoS and even if they're like like a fucking like 17 year old kid
I like tell the police and I get them in jail
You're like you're like like a internet internet police dexter
Yeah, like imagine how cool that we imagine if you were that smart to hack that good
I don't think I'd be that smart
I could play I could play learn programming and be like pretty cool
I don't think I'd ever be that smart but imagine if you like a hyper genius and you dedicate yourself just like like
setting examples your top-up is set in fucking examples but it's not the nut
with the dragon tattoo I say like Tim the Tim the tap-man gets D-dots offline for
like five minutes that motherfucking gets sent to prison for ten years just set
in random examples I mean yeah be fucking awesome I'm a bucket goes to jail
yeah you're like you figure out how to find the swatter even though it's like
not possible and you just you just you tell the police and those guys like ten
Oh my god, that'd be so cool. Okay, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna fucking die. You get so many bitches like that. Yeah
All right, where are you guys cuz I got I got a three different towns here. Oh, they got me
I see Erie, Olnita, and Algonquin
What are you guys closest to?
wait what did you say what do you just call me I got an eerie you just call me
mother fucker what do you just call me motherfucker this is not please I'm not
drunk enough for this I'm going to Ontario in the six
drink fuck that is it's right above Seneca you okay you what I've got a
secret. There is a map. Oh my
secret. There is a map. There
is a map. It's in the discord
under under one of the
channels. It's a link. All
right. You're going to
Ontario, you said. Yeah, I'm
going to Ontario. All right.
Follow me, boys. Follow me.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna kill myself in game in game in game in game in game in game
11 I'm not for living in game of course of course
Well
Okay, I'm actually kind of pimping right now gentlemen. I'm actually like really really doing good
So we gotta meet up. We got I'm doing really really good this time like very very very very very very very good
About oh my god. I just found oh my god. I just found emo screamo music boots
Holy shit, holy shit. I found screamo emo hot cheeto music boots. Oh
my god, oh
My god. Oh my god. I'm pippin. Oh
my god
You drip you drip it. I'm dripping. I am dripping. I'm dripping. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness, this is massive. This is massive for me
So let me check where I'm out of the map. I think I just passed a gas station. I think that's where I was
Maybe I don't
Yeah, do you boo-boo-fid I do boo-boo-fid
Hunch was a pro baseball pitcher. No, no, no. He was a water boy
He brought the water but he brought the water out for the pinch of
They go they go Bryce Hutchinson Bryce Hutchinson and lift up his arm in the air with the bottle of water
And he's sprit over a helpline
There's a fun fact there's a fun fact
Hmm
Combined pan with gas canister to cook food what?
No
There's no way you need a hot plate
No, I just did it just combined it and now it seems to be some inventory
Yeah, you're seeing space for sure. Oh
Oh, you tried to not have me do that. You're deceiving your liar. You're you here to sabotage us
Do you hear this guy coconut?
You're talking about me, mr. No
Sorry, baby
Are you guest lighting me? No? No? I I even know that is you are not even exist. You are not like
It is not lighting. You are not lighting me. Oh
Oh
Cowardness that you know, did you know God?
Did you know my god to be me?
Did you see my latest team? Do you know I'm a predator now I?
Did fuck yeah 40 hours apex legends predator third time now third time
40 hours is actually huge. Yeah. Oh, dude. It was sweet. What's the record?
I broke it. It's mine. Mine. I have the record. Actually. No.
Oh, it's time to do it again. I could never beat that record.
Time to do it again.
I saw on Reddit that someone made a graph.
Like they put in your wins per hour and stuff. They made a graph for...
And you just see as time went on.
Line that's not good. I
Don't know how you're supposed to play good in a video game on the 28th hour of playing it straight. That doesn't make any sense
I
Mean you did amazing for for what it was. Thank you boss
You haven't seen so how many people are pissed tonight that I had like pros on my team basically I carried
I mean
ripping it. I am pretty good. I'll be listen. I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with
you. If I wanted to, I could get the masters on my own. I'm gonna get some sit in the tap
this one. I can sit up, believe me. I'm just telling you honestly, I get the masters on
my own. It would take me a long time. I definitely couldn't do it in 40 hours, but I could. I
could do it. I do not believe I can stay in. I do not believe I have the ability to stay
Impredator for the entire season amount of what I did without pros having me. I do not believe I'm that good
I do believe I get the masters and play like
Three weeks is that what's up? What's up? What's up? I see I see a person. I've read back. I'm spinning around spinning around. Oh
My god, is it me? Is it me? I don't know. I'm running. I'm gonna take anymore. I'm an Ontario
Do you have a rude call you can't forget about where the fuck I am yet. Oh
Oh my god
Jesus Christ.
These delocals are getting frisky.
He fixed my jacket?
What's wrong with my jacket?
My jacket's fine.
My jacket's, my jacket's chained in.
How many uses does a sewing kit get?
You use it over and over again?
Wait, my scissors are getting so damaged.
Yeah, you can get like five.
You can probably get five of them.
But I mean, how much is in there?
If it's full, you probably get five.
Yeah, it's full.
It's full.
If you don't have the item, yeah, you probably get five.
OK, OK, OK.
You're going to be showing.
Here we go.
Perfect.
All right.
OK, you go.
Whoa.
I felt like a Buddha temple, I some said.
And there's the Pope!
Take that, Pope!
Okay, this is not going to last me.
Okay, alright, the Pope has got hands.
The Pope's got hands.
What can I say?
Hey, what is the number one next to my...
It means to tell you about bleeding.
What's that symbol next to my water?
That means I'm eating okay. Oh my god. They have two poems. Oh my god one for backup
Take that Pope
You gotta fix that bleed asap
fix that fix that fix that fix this
It's your boss. It's your boss
He'll be the healing
Here we go
I guess anybody okay I don't know how you guys not I'm close I'm close to
Ontario they don't you fucking coconut ad
I'm trying my best I'm trying my where are you right now if you can't name where
you are then you actually suck ass in this game like this I should fucking
just kill myself I don't know I don't know I keep I keep hold on I'm gonna
first sign come on dude like I got a fucking fight how about you go to a road and then fall the road
until you find a sign it's all you okay okay okay okay are you in Ontario right now wait I'm
infected a poison I'm not yeah I'm in Ontario right now yeah all right if you get far enough
What if we were zombies and lose focus?
Uh, it usually runs after you enough.
If you go into a house, close the door.
It'll fuck off after a little bit.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta piece them up.
I gotta piece them up. I, oh my god!
Auto B voice.
I need some more goop.
I'm gonna survive out here these weeks.
I need some more goop.
Mm-hmm. Well, he's miss slugs for shock. We come I miss each other for a second
We got things growing Ontario by the way. We come a good things going on stereo. What does that mean?
We come out good. Was that mean? That's just what I heard man. I don't know. Don't shoot the message. We're going to Ontario
Yeah, good things grow. What a hospital
There's a hospital here. We come out a hospital. There's a hospital
Yeah, I'm gonna go to Mohawk. You need a Mohawk. No, maybe Ontario
No!
Well...
That's where we're being a BDR!
I'm not kidding you.
I don't know, maybe I'll play.
Like, I'll run to you, you run to me.
Okay.
We're...
We call Gage in the truck, really?
Where is Mohawk?
Where?
Is that near... is that nearest?
Where?
Where?
Is the truck right here?
You
Truck right here. Oh my oh I got cool. I got rubber slugs score
You're in Mohawk
You're far easy Mohawk you're far Coco. No, no, I'm not at Mohawk. I'm like I'm running. I'm running south
You wish advice
Sound like a car.
Yeah, car, car, car.
Finally on the trail.
Finally on the trail.
All right, you got to get past two lakes.
We got it, guys.
We got to start building the base very soon, very soon.
Well, we need a hacksaw.
And we need a hacksaw for that?
We need a hacksaw.
We need- fuck, I'm never built a base in this game ever.
Really?
No, I don't- this is definitely not a base building game.
Really?
I mean, there is- there is bases, but...
Really?
Only pansies. Only pansies build bases.
Why only pansies? No, we need a base. We need a base, boss.
Are you a pansy?
I'm a pansy! Yeah, I don't want to fucking die!
I'm gonna die. I'm like super low blood right now. Is anybody he's blood intake other than a transfusion
No, you got to just stay fed
Stay fed stay healthy. Hmm. I'll be what would be what I hear Pokemon cards help
Oh demon she saw me. Oh, they got you gentlemen. Oh my god. She's not have a lip
Gotcha.
All of you went from the woods.
Mm-hmm.
You have IV. What does that mean?
Wait, hold on.
IV started?
Because it's IMZ for delivering liquids interversionally
using combination of the backslides.
I think I need to get blood first.
Is your health down or your blood down?
My blood's down.
well okay you'll you'll just slowly get it back okay by under your head and you're
not thirsty you'll be fine okay well I don't know that's a special race
and some specialties
he's getting suspicious
Okay, I'm gonna get the fuck out a can you go right now?
Oh, hey the map website I'm not even joking just turn into a virus
What?
It's it's it's it's just randomly changed to Norton
Website pretending to be Norton and then it's scanned and told me I'd like a hundred and fifty three viruses
Yeah, swear to God, it is really changed on my other screen from the map of the game
What the fuck oh, well, I see guy. I see guy. I see guy. I see guy. I'm right here. He's got his gun
He's got real guy real guy real guy
But please don't die tonight. I'm okay. I'm fine. You're never gonna find us anyway, buddy
please
Oh shit, I reopened it.
Wait, I've got one, one, wait, wait, wait, how many rubber bullets to talk to me now?
Can you get them in the head?
One.
I've got one real bullet and four rubber bullets, which is what I use.
I mean, I would say rubber, steal all this shit while he's down.
Okay.
or buck shot him in the fucking forehead and take all the shit okay I hear you
never miss I never miss I never miss I can oh my god are you so fucking serious
Can these zombies fuck off in two seconds?
I can't, I can't go get him.
I can't go get him.
I, these zombies are on my ass.
I can't do nothing.
You see?
People love to help people in Daisy.
Tell me how to help.
Then then shoot him?
Yeah.
That's evil.
Oh, that is so...
I'd be like Manta Ray, but worse.
You gotta eat or get eaten in this world.
That's doggy dog.
Wait, lay down.
Hit through the door.
Hit through the door. I might just have to kill him. You have to kill Abbe Zama you see in this game. There's no option, unfortunately.
It's like super weird.
You gotta learn how to kite him into a house.
You can kite him into a house.
Then you flip the door on him.
you should be right here somewhere
you should be you might be in this building that these where we saw right
you get his ass I'm looking for I'll see you know my boss
I
Try talking to him in game. No, I know he is still I'm here yet. I
Saw him running, but then I had to deal with the zombies for like 60 seconds
And so I don't know where he is the boy. I saw him running from right to left by here
Where'd he go boys
Where'd he go
Like the police station
Coco guess what I just found what a
A frag grenade.
Whoo!
Want to give it another shot?
I'm okay.
Get me away from that thing.
I think he's jogged.
I don't know where he'd be.
I don't know, wait.
Did we be at the PC?
That kind of makes sense.
He just turned around and started going the opposite direction.
He was running towards the hills, like out of the city.
I don't know where he was going.
He probably knows where he's going.
I don't know where he's going, yeah I don't know, I don't understand, wait, wait, wait,
is that keys?
Oh, I just found handcuff keys!
Score!
Oh.
Why is he so much shock and touch?
Oh, they went the rubber again you use rubber bullets on on on jobbies
Yeah, they don't do much damage though. Oh, oh not worth
You're ugly you're ugly oh shit
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gotcha.
Now where'd this fool go?
Where'd this fool go?
Wickedy of God.
The ghost is?
He took upstairs?
Oh, we can take upstairs, sir.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh
Take a little peep or baby rich edge
Not the yonder
Up to there
The big see here
Not the day. Hey, this might be looted boys
They cook at a meeting yeah how many more hours do you think it's a year in
Ontario probably look these two ten minutes that was really yeah are there
so many fucking Pokemon how are there more Pokemon cards than food I that's
what I said that's what I said that's what I said well at least you do have a
a good time at least you have a good time okay all right I've got a little
everything I need to look I use that really base how do we build a base
what we need pickaxes build farm plots I know that so maybe like a like a hammer
you have we need a hacksaw hacksaw where we get outside yeah yeah hacksaw you
You gotta find it, you can find a hacksaw, you need an axe, and I think you need nails
or something, but again, like I played for 14 hours and I didn't find a single nail.
A single nail?
I don't think there's base building in here.
I'm at Kayuga!
Is that the hut?
I'm at Kayuga.
I'm running a point four miles away from Kayuga.
Where's that next one that's close that's nearby that's north east of you, you know, really?
Yep. Oh, that's great news
All right, you're a kid you go put your
Did you hear that peanut? Where's that?
Did you hear that? I'm hearing it right now. What is it? What is it?
That's a down helicopter dude. We're gonna find some big boy. Oh, no
Let's kill him. This is all over again. I'm sure about your number to come on. I'm gonna go to the god
Coco put your volume up
Until you have three little buttons there to drop for freshies. It's paid
I'm gonna go kill him and I'm gonna get all the stuff
I'll be boy. You are a father now. I'm finally going to be there. I'm fucking 11 hours.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You are going to the house. Hey, which house are you here? That
was Coco crying. Oh, okay. I'm almost there. He's right over there. I was running. Here
Oh, that's great to hear boss. I'm
Even the dead sword red bowed I think
Yeah, oh my god, can you meet us in the car you got I'm like point two miles away from car you go
I'm right next to us. I'm going towards the fireworks. You can be saying it. I gotta kill this guy. Oh
My god, I see my seam. Oh my god
Wait, no, that's just a zombie.
Is that a zombie?
Wait.
Oh my god, those are the fireworks, those are fireworks. I see them, I see them.
Oh my god, I found the fireworks launcher.
Hup!
He's just...
He's your voice, he's your voice, Betel.
Let me stick up on him, let me stick up.
He's us.
You can Q and Q and E. Sorry, Q. Yeah, Q and E.
Which is by the way
With the ad if I was to go off on the alright it had to be a guy
Right there has to be someone lying them up. Yeah, 100%
No ifs ands or buts.
Oh my god, this place is stacked!
They're gonna scope it and everything!
Where are you? Where are you, baby?
I'll be with you, where are you?
I'm talking in game, on loud.
Just run around the town, listen to my voice.
Are you a Kayuga?
I'll come back, I'll come back to Kayuga.
Too fast, too fast.
You can tree out to the courtyard or you can touch it.
Fuckin'
Oh yeah, I see his mic, I see his mic, he's still here, he's still here
His mic is still here
I'm on the road, huh, baby?
Dirt road or main road? Main road? Two lane road?
Main road, like, main road
You can't get the bike?
I'm on the main road
I'm on the main road, too, like, I'm in the town
There's two there's two lanes on this road right?
Yeah, you lay down the game
You hold C
How visible why would I need out my pretty visual I mean if you're in in the grass and you're just kind of hanging out
He has a medical building medical building. Oh, yeah, you're good. Yeah, you're good then
I'm in the medical building you know that is I'm trying to look for a big red bag
I'm gonna drop this one drop this the red bags not gonna help you know in terms of
I need food bad man I'm starving I got I got food oh my god yeah I'm in I'm in
like the pharmacy thing that the grocery store oh that's what you mean fucking
zombies here.
I think I just saw it, I think I just saw it.
Hush!
Ammo is in the bag?
Oh, shit!
Come back, come back, come back!
Come back, come back, come back!
Where?
Oh, he's here.
How many I mean rubber sucks to the body dog around I
Don't know for sure really depends where you shoot him just get him just aim for the head
Yeah, baby. Oh, I'm gonna die soon. I
I'm talking to you in game. Also. Do you hear me?
You're in the town right yeah
this first shot is real boys like I'm like a grocery store if I just hold
down on when it goes straight into the guy medical like there's small yellow
houses definitely is flood the area but if he's flood the area why would he take
is by me you will be be we wish I am
dream we a feel look in this game that moving
guys guys how do you feel look at this game without moving
Say what?
I'm good.
Come here, come here, come here.
I'm eating food, I'm eating food. We gotta get to our peanut now.
Come on, I got food, I got food here.
How hungry are you?
Shh! Do that.
Do that.
Shh!
You got this.
I
Whoa you can't zoom
Why you're nothing you guys you guys you hear that guy running around like ten seconds ago. It was clear as day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you heard him. You heard the boss. You heard him. Yeah
You know I'm with Coco where you are I think I'm at the dead sword rebound rebound I think
You see my back you see my fucking backpack
I heard it. Yeah. Like a shock.
Yeah. That was that was put to my face. You're dead. That was that was put to my mouth. That
was put in my mouth no fucking perfect perfect perfect we just found I just
go at least what a sweet treat what a sweet treat what a sweet treat what a
sweet treat what a sweet delight a sweet delight indeed the fucking map
well there goes everything it goes everything perfect perfect is so good
goody gum drops goody gum drops all I've lost everything yet again
back on the road again where are we back on the road again back on the road
again want it I don't know where mine is yeah I'll give it to you here okay
for you all right y'all be there shortly I just gotta find out where I am and then I'm
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
I wish boo. What are you on the river?
Oh my god! No, I'm not on the river. I'm in heaven. I found out where I was. I
I checked the map and when I checked back a zombie was beating my dick
Are you dead?
Gotta be careful
I
Was
Gotta wait to find a me
Give rope by any chance I had rope buds
I had rope once
Shit and
I had rope one mr. Peanut. I don't know boss. I'm I'm lost
I'm lost on the river bows
I'm all I've lost on the river bows. We're gonna make a fucking taste bows
You guys we have to build a base ASAP immediately
Yo, what's up? What's up?
You see coconut you are certain you saw a base built by a player, right?
I mean, maybe it looked like a compound, but maybe not actually I thought it was
People kept telling me what basis today
Definitely no community just not like bases. They don't like that shit. I
Love bases fuck everybody
to begin with nobody really builds oh really oh shit what are you talking about
nobody builds billy is sick there's I'll tell you what there is why there's
tents and code locks it goes well what you're waking your store to 10 and how
many tents in the app well you can have as many tents as you want but if it there's
no code lock on it if you could just walk into it and steal the shit you can
So quite a bit of stuff in there. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, how would you blow up at it? Like she is the code lock on it?
Is it invisible?
No, you can hack saw the shit out of it. Oh
I was
I'm I'm not in front of you.
Follow me boys.
Here, come take this.
Yeah, I think there is base building.
I think there is.
I think you're a liar.
I think you're a liar.
I think he's not lying.
I think you're a liar and a deceiver.
is wrong. Can you not destroy kids? I mean, the motherfuckers are candy. I'm yellow. I'm
yellow right now and I'm yellow in real life. He knows yellow, too. Well, I, I, I'm a nice
brown. Yeah, buddy. Come on. No, buddy. Oh my God, I hit you. Oh, this is nice. Tomato.
Oh, I think I like being an astronaut sometimes and getting a fresh tomato and
space. Oh, yeah, that'd be nice. Space tomato and space. Oh, yeah. Fresh food
I
Because I told her if I had the opportunity to go to Mars when we take it I would go
It's kind of like a lose lose talk I don't know if you would I think it sounds cool
But I think when it came right down to it. I don't know if you would boss
I don't know what I would I would I don't know what I don't know what what's over there though. It's just rocks, you know
It's just rocks. It's just rocks. I would be starting a brand new civilization Habibi civilization
Also, you don't have a good one
And shoot you can try to save lives easy here
You have a couple of heels here boys.
I don't know.
I think Mars is like garbage.
Yeah.
Mars is probably shit.
Fuck Mars.
Maybe like 400 years, 300 years.
Make it be cool if they like break the box or something.
Yeah.
That's what it's cool with.
Is it 300 years?
Forever stay.
Habibi was one of the first ones on Mars.
Yeah, but like who cares?
I was on Mars.
My kindred and kindred and kindred and they were kids.
You wouldn't have children because you would have died on Mars.
No, obviously I'm going to do, I'm going to, no, no, no.
I'm going to have a kid before I leave.
Before you go to this hypothetical barge, you're going to have a kid.
Do you say, you're going to say, hey, you're saying,
You say oh, hey, oh my god. This is great. We have a kid. Oh my goodness. I love you
I'll see you later now later. I'll catch you later. I'm going to Mars
Don't you want to stay here and raise a family and you know you with your mind
I'm a little wise now. It's my time. It's certified Mars time
Hey, I got rocks to collect buddy. You raise that kid. I got rocks to collect on fucking Mars. All right
If they like made Mars cool like they're like aliens on there and shit. They weren't trying to like
Probe my ass
You know, I'm gonna be pretty cool. I would kind of go just for the probing
Yeah
I'm talking about like I gotta agree to it, you know, like it needs to be brought up before and I can't just oh
Oh, no, for sure. For sure. But I mean, I would be half the reason I go to Mars is it's for the chance even if Slim to get pro.
I think if you go to Mars and you're one of the first people in Mars, you're the one that gets to do the probing.
But the thing is, you're the one that gets to do the probing, alien.
But what if the alien is the one you extracted in the first place?
He's walking through the, he's got a poop in his butt.
You kind of went to Mars for nothing. Now they're not even gonna fucking touch you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, I would be, I, you'd think about you being the sexiest guy on Mars.
No, but, yes, maybe sexier than other people, but other aliens?
What if they find us hideous?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not true.
What do you like?
Plus, plus, plus probing for them isn't sexual.
It's only sexual for you.
For them it's like science.
No, Avatar's house definitely sexual.
They put the hair and the shit and connected.
They were coming.
That is true, that is true.
but that's a movie.
Yeah, the whole still life, it really happened.
No, that ain't, no, that, no.
No, the Navi avatar thing is real, look it up, it's cool.
No, no, those guys were blue.
Aliens are blue, they're green.
That right there just moves your whole theory.
You don't know what they look like.
No, aliens are green, everybody knows that.
They're green and they have big heads
and they got giant black eyes.
No, they're gray, there's different.
There's also, okay, there also is gray aliens,
I'll give you that one, but most of them are green.
Well, why can't there be like a yellow alien or like a black alien? You know, there could be a black alien. There could be
We're the same cow peanut whether my gorgeous random iron clothes they count. No, no, we're not. I'm always there
I'm gonna die these zombies out
Okay, these are not going to give me things that go good for me
Okay, all right, I'm good. I'm good. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
Yeah, I'm almost on Tario. I'll be there to say it. No, we're not in Tario. We're in Cayuga. Wait, when you go to Cayuga?
We've been in Cayuga the whole time. No, we've been up in Ontario
That's before you fucking died. Oh, fuck you guys. Ontario is way better than Cayuga
Cayuga's sick
No, uh, Ontario
Mario. Alright, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm on the way back, boys. Follow me,
boys. Follow me. Follow me, boys. Follow me, gentlemen. I think I see you. You do? I'm
on a road right now, boys. I think I see you. I think I see you. Where? You just go to
house? No, that's not a baby boss. What the fuck? I was bored on the river. Oh, I got
a feeling it's stupid. I can't eat apples. He's lost the ability to eat apples. Okay,
Well, is he still in the plums?
Oh, good. Are you still in the plums?
Good, good, good.
Apple is ruined.
Oh, my goodness. They ruined my apple.
I could not believe that.
The gall of some zombies, the gall of some zombies.
I
When you spawn
I never I never run towards each other peanut
Right now I
Think you should be right towards us
Hmm I should be I should be almost there now. Oh my god. I see you really look look. That's me look
Where oh I see it wait
Oh, I see you, boss! I see you, boss!
PEDA!
Don't pay the light!
PEDA!
Hey, guys!
How you doing? How you doing?
Fuck you.
Ah...
Fuck.
We did it!
You want to go pump for coffee?
You want to go pump for coffee?
You wanna go turn into a pee-pussy?
You want to go turn into a pee?
You look like shit. Who's this food and water my food and water is extremely low
very very low
We did it we finally found each other
Yeah, I got food for you really boats
Yeah, come here. We got food and water man. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. Bye
I
You're so ugly
What the fuck come on back come on back
Wait, oh wait, that's all that's coconut coconut. So they're ugly. Fuck you. I'm going out back. Where you at boss
You're the back you're the back that would be the friend. Oh
Here we go this water. There we go water. I
Was born on the river
Right
Okay, we're all together now. We find a hacksaw. Where's the best spot to find a hack?
So you dig I know it took about ten hours, but we did it. There's no base building
But maybe there is I just checked it
There's no base. Who do we have you check it? I?
Just checked
Was I even mean I feel a little bit of checking? I did it. Oh my bad. I need it a little bit of checking. Oh
Oh, oh, I know you did a little bit of checking
A little just a little bit of just a little bit of checking. There's a little bit
He ran the numbers. Yeah, he went over the data. He went over the data
That's your old Winnie I asked him to go through the numbers the numbers mm-hmm said no face building
To be fair, I remember hutch saying there's gonna be no base building
if there's no beeswood then what's the point of the game
it's to get to the fucking end game there's an end game here
peanut oh yeah that second area yeah how do you think we're just going to go
there now I mean we can try we're gonna get fucked if we try and go there now
we need to prep wait why is there like is there like zombies like a lot of zombies
Grab this
There's other players who are ready and waiting. I doubt there's any other I I highly doubt there's any other players
listen
Trace spent 14 trace spent two hours
trailing
Trailing us. Yeah, we trade 24k. Yeah. Yeah, you spent he's been a good
Band-off the red server
Yeah, but don't
Yeah, I pretty much
Are we eat we eat right now?
We get the fuck out of here we go to another town we loot and find some guns we find some ammo
Once we get some guns and get some ammo come back and drink make sure you're your
Make sure you're full I'm full bars
Are you don't we don't know I'm full of water. I'm full of water. Okay. Yeah, give it a second and then
Continue eating. Yeah, I'm full of water
I gotta get ice for the scotch
Are you uh, you still got food on no, I'm all out of food boss
Yeah, no the load for me boss you give me a love for me to eat. Yeah, I got some Zagoria. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness that sounds delicious. Oh, I've always wanted Zagoria. That sounds divine boss. Thank you
Thank you so much
Whoo, I oh this is Pokemon
Are you born there I'm gonna get some ice
There's all the goop bad there's no goopy in boys
Places grew place
Oh, I found it God, holy shit
Oh, I'm bleeding I'm being I'm being I've passed that bad boy if I quit what do you think dangerous happens?
TGF of V peanut what should it be oh wait whoa it's a brand new world thanks
Spies
Hey, I this kind of looks like a poop piss I feel like it's not a gun
Hey, what does it take it takes?
um
380 ACP. Oh, yeah, if I did 380 ACP. Oh
I'm sick. Um, how do I think sick these boys?
We gotta find some meds
It's a mess, huh?
By the way, the whole thing with zombies losing aggro is bullshit.
The zombie has been my companion looting this down for the last ten minutes.
Jay Gussie sent, did you know Hutch has his own skin in league?
Look up Hilly Billy Gragas' skin.
I have heard, I have heard.
Some dark stuff.
Give me something to look forward to.
Ty?
Oh.
Wait, hold up.
I got twenty-two LR rounds.
that? Take anything. Any ammo? Just keep it for now. Okay, boss. Okay, boss. He's disinfected
or alcohol? Really alcohol? Mm hmm. There's my companion. He's helped me lose the town.
Come on, buddy. I'm gonna start
rooting. I'm gonna start rooting
now. You know what's up,
here. What? Take this. Take
what? I'm trying to. I'm trying to
feed me. You gotta feed me. I
Eat that. I'm looking for loot by see I'm about to eat this shit. No, no, no, I need food
You know what you can have in bars. I'll find my own food
Are you still in the sound peanut? Yeah, I'm looking through the town. I'll take some food
Thank you, ain't nothing in this godforsaken town. Yeah, let's
I
Eat some alcohol to fix this thing
You gotta fight some alcohol quick boys, I don't have any alcohol
Is there a clinic I could look for alcohol
Yeah, I'm peeping I'm peeping but I'm not seeing I got a I got a I got a
Motherfucker, I got a scarol bandage with that fixie guys with that fixie. Oh, no
It's a sterile. It's uh, no no, no, I'm taking a shot
Now mad
Why is it you lay down cheers guys cheers fucking cuz you put you probably put a nasty bandage on already
Yeah, I already put the nasty bandage on yeah
So what do I do now you gotta get the fuck we just have to sing games or get infected
I died or alcohol teams here, okay
Oh come on buddy I love that he's helping me with the town he's so kind he's
be with me every step of the way I'm just doing the town I'm shooting down in
the back of the front oh no oh my goodness all right that's it I'm going solo
now buddy you know I'll be with the town of one get out of here
I'm yeah, I'm somewhere. I don't know a blue building is mad
His blue building had
Mr. Cooper
I got you buddy. I got you buddy. How you doing? You all right? You knocked me the fuck out, man.
I'm a fucking snack. Eat this. Oh my god. I'm gonna be okay, right? You're all right.
What about a tomato? Score! I want to eat it. Run. Run, don't eat it. I want to eat the tomato.
You can have it though
You need if you want
I got you
I don't know. I'm sure the town road main road and go east main road. Go east guy
Yeah, we're gonna get out of here. All right boss
Find some good guns we're gonna find some ammo
No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, let's just, let's just say for like two seconds,
there's no one guarding the end zone.
Could we just go there now?
We can go towards it, but if we don't have things
like gas masks and weapons, we won't make it through it all.
Why would we need weapons?
There's zombies in shit in there.
Like a ton of zombies?
Yeah, there's enough zombies that it'll hurt.
Oh, ooh.
Ooh.
And like, without spoiling it, there's some fucking demons over there, man.
There's some demons, reach up on.
There's fucking demons, peanut.
Demons?
Demons, buddy.
Demons, reach up on.
Aliens with probes?
Look, then I've seen some shit.
The demons.
I've seen some shit.
I'm not feeling too good, boss.
I'm just pretty sick.
I
Feel too good
Constantly exhausting yourself all the time. Yeah, I was not sorry
Yeah
Running uses calories
Okay
And before you keep using calories you gotta put up a pop up
Oh
Yeah, you cut big Macs couple big match, huh?
Yeah, I believe I have a blood disease. I'm cooked without transfusion. I
Have a blood testing thing
What test really we got test your blood and then test my blood she was just a blood, right?
The test is only good for one blood.
Well, maybe we just test your blood.
But that's destiny, because if I transfer my blood into your blood, and then we're not going to...
But what if you're Type O?
Yeah, what if you're a negative?
But that's like...
Is that you? What the hell?
Is that you?
Hey, how you doing, bud?
Yeah, come here, come here.
You can have the two of you.
What do you mean, you're just briskets, man?
Yeah.
Should I test my summer?
Or should I do tests?
You test yourself to see if you're O-negative.
Okay, I'm testing myself.
Okay.
You know, those are your boys.
And then here's your tomato.
It's delicious.
It's delicious.
I'm testing myself.
Okay.
I'm an A plus.
Oh, that's not good.
That's not good.
Well, that means we're fucked.
We fucked?
There's your tomato right here, by the way.
Do you need some tomato?
Yeah, I'm eating the tomato.
I'm eating it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No problem.
Appreciate that.
No problem, boss.
Okay, where we are to have you we are to come come here to my voice
Come come to my voice
We are going this way and what the fuck what the fuck I just fell down what?
Yeah, we have places to be we go
Come come
taking a round
coca we need to move
you need to do this
stop the fuck are you giving fucking bode ass fucking tomatoes
no i did that was a good tomato
that was delicious it was delicious
come here come here
it was delicious
come here stop running
it was a delicious tomato
oh my god there's zombies everywhere
oh
Oh
Oh it happens oh good happens
Yeah, you backed a fuck up buddy. You're back to fuck up back. Oh back you're guys talk, you're back
yeah
You're back in aspect you back you watch up was he you back here at stuff
interim done
Beat your ass of body you back your ass up
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're back your ass up. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You're back your ass up, buddy. You're back your ass up. You're back your ass up, pal.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Here's a hospital right here, guys. Let's see if we can find some alcohol in here, yeah?
Yeah, but A plus, I mean, like, what if you're A plus two?
Well, here's a blood collection kit right here. Yeah, I could be A plus, but we just be riskin' it. You mean?
Yeah, I mean, you're gonna die anyways though, right? We don't do it?
That's true, we could just risk it for the biscuit.
What if, what if Habibi's no plus?
Oh, no, he, he would be fine, he would be fine.
I think he's just doing a blood transfusion, no matter what.
I'm, I'm dying, I'm fallin' up.
P-DOTS!
God!
What is your, what was it that's a matter, you fuckin' spirit dick over right there?
Hey back up buddy. I want your rotten tomato disease. Are you serious? What did you do to that tomato?
I pissed on it. Yes. I pissed all over it.
Hey, so we do a bunch of infusion or no. I need to touch the sea saline. Is that something?
You're alright right now. You don't need- I'm gonna die too. You don't need blood.
Coconut and rotten tomato for some stupid reason. You can't be the rotten tomato. You don't need it.
What should we how do we fix these right to be okay? We're both gonna die. No, no, you're gonna die. You're gonna die
I'll be fine. I'll be dead by
What if I kill you?
Hey back up buddy back up back up pussy. You don't want you don't want this shit pussy
You got this not to shoot your ass. Look back at me. Look back at me your ass. What?
Follow me boys
We're gonna fuck it back now we'll be fine. We'll be fine
You back your ass up you back your ass up you back your ass up
What you got there boys
What is that?
What was that?
Hey, I'll, hey!
It's just a little t-shirt.
It's just a little t-shirt.
No t-shirt?
I'm about to cut it up.
No, baby.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, Peter, look left.
Shoot it.
You touch a baby.
I'll cut you down like a tree.
He doesn't even have a bullet.
I'll kill myself. Follow me boys, follow me boys.
I bet you have bullets in that thing.
I've got bullets though, I've got bullets.
Oh yeah? Oh, pull one. Pull one.
Yeah, shoot at that.
Why would I, I don't want to waste my bullets. I don't want to waste my bullets.
You're right, Mr. Nut. Bullets are very expensive.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
Now we calculate where we are based off the big dipper.
We should be able to get to where we need to go
Fuck
I'm not feeling too good boys
You can gun buck
If you hold right click with your gun and then hit F F like fuck
Yeah
Well, but yeah, it'll swing. It'll swing. It'll swing. You're sweet. Yeah, it's we go pistol whip them
It'll pistol it'll pistol whip
Hey, hey Pokemon packs everywhere man. Okay, so we need to go do what we do right now. What's our objective?
We're just surviving man. Our objective is we're
here
Coming
Back to the main way. We spent so much time gonna stop putting that thing at all of me boys
What the fuck was that? Whoa?
Right now I've been right out
Stop
I wish I had three bullets
I
Be amazing
No, you didn't I lean back on that shit and if I wanted to out of Floyd Bay where they're pulled counted your bitch ass
All right
Everybody's sure about hold back on that baseball throw over and a straight right over the top
You ain't doing shit. You ain't got the go days you and fucking fucking punch your dick off
No, you that puts my dick off. I'm punching your dick off. I'm punching your dick off. Look at you
Look at you. You're walking away. You got two left legs. I can't spread to you one. I can't spread
You slow bastard. I'm gonna die
This game is grueling this game is grueling
Oh my god
Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Okay
Listen guys, I gotta tell you something
Yeah, I thought that word isn't rusted dumbass
I've had it
I've had it. All right
What are you doing? I'll be me stop. I'll be me stop. We can't see far. I can't I
cannot
I can't do this with you guys anymore. I'm gonna check your pulse. Why am I taking pause?
I can't you put you check my pulse. We take your pulse
You can check my pulse
You know
Strong pulls strong pulls you guys rock balls
Yeah, check your check it right check it right now. What the fuck?
What are you doing a baby? What are you doing?
why'd you kill yourself
it was over
before it was written it was over before it did start
i think it's a respawn
i think we gotta respawn i think we gotta respawn
i don't think we have what i think we're dead on this run
you ain't a rotten tomato i'm fucking infected
yeah but i'm built different
fucking pussy
what are you gonna do?
huh?
what are you going on?
fuck you, i'm outta here
i'm outta here
fuck you
oh my god you're gonna die
you're actually gonna fucking die
get away from me
get away from me
where we meet up?
where we meet up?
yeah, yeah, i'm respawning right now
oh fuck
You want some you want to do this, huh?
No, you want to grab my you want to grab my knife all right
bitch
Press f11
Yeah
Yeah, nothing. Well, you press f11 too at the same time. I don't even need this
Oh fuck
Yeah, I did, but yeah, I did, huh?
I like that
I like that, bitch
You want some of this?
You want some of this, pussy?
Hey, I did, huh?
Hey, I did, you want some of this?
Who the fuck?
Get your ass back here
Get your ass back here
Shit, I'm a cheese guy
Get your ass back here
Want to know how my parents named me?
Wow.
Put his wife hand down the stairs and said,
cheap son.
Fuck you.
I'm sorry.
It's too big for.
All right.
Okay.
Everyone kill themselves when restarting.
We're restarting.
Everyone kill themselves.
I'm killing myself.
We have to work together.
No getting infected.
No giving each other rotten tomatoes.
Stabbing yourselves with screwdrivers
I knew what I was doing
I didn't what was right. I think what was right
Yeah, yeah, it was what was it was a moral it was moral it was moral. No, we we are more
We we have to we
We have to be that end
Wait, is it gonna be died died for fucking ever?
I'll fuck them up in a die
All right, go ahead and kill yourself. Kill yourself. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta start. We gotta start for real this time.
I gotta trigger our line, man.
Never kill yourself.
We gotta start for real this time.
All right, fuck, I'm killing myself. Yeah, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
All right, here we go. Get, okay. Find a sign, figure out where you are. Get some supplies.
We'll beat up perfectly healthy, go to a military base, get the guns, go to that zone that Bibi's talking about, get the end game, and win the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay?
Win the game.
Win the game. Win the game.
Ah, boy.
In the game.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy. Easy peasy.
Easy peasy, lab and squeezy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Easy peasy, lab and squeezy.
Oh, there's a zombie dude over there.
Wait, is there a guy over there?
Is it chasing a guy?
It's chasing a guy with a gun!
There's a guy with a gun right here!
We can knock a guy with a gun if he's a homin' on!
Talk to him, it's Caps.
Yeah, you can knock him out.
I
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
I can't hear nothing out of that fucking helmet oh
My god
You know what I mean?
I just hanging around just hanging around
We wiped I can't hear shit when you're down without dumbass
You want some of this pussy? You want some of this? You want some of this bitch?
Did you do your dad's? Did you guys not punch you guys?
You want some of this bitch? You want some of this pussy? You want some of this?
Alright boss, you took off his helmet and beat me to death with it.
What was it I don't know
When we got each other we both went down
But you think he passed out
Hey, holy shit. Wait if I wake up before him I can beat the fuck out of him
It is us
You might wake up around same time so you got to push it
I
Cut him up cut him up. I don't know how I saw working. It's not working. I try to kill me. What's up working?
Just look at him with your knife there you read a little bit read
Skinning
Oh my God!
Arry!
What are you talking about?
What do you have?
What do you have?
Easy!
How do I get to his helmet on me?
It all happened.
How do I have his helmet on me?
Because he hit me so hard with his helmet that it went on me?
I've never put this on.
I swear, I don't think I remember putting this on.
Oh.
You lose it?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You I just had a massive come up boys. I just had a passive come on. That's you
Check what's if you eat? What is he on?
I'm trying to put this jacket on but it's not working on a why he ruined. You might be ruined. No, it's just damage
Take your shirt off
Here we go
What's this can you take it was
No, that's that's one thing that that's kind of shitty
You I just piece that pussy up
That way that was really those design full. Oh my god
Easy, too easy.
I got myself a BK-18 with four shots.
What else you got on him?
That's about it.
No goop?
Uh, apparently it's too damaged to pull out, I guess.
I'm pressing two and it's not pulling it out.
I don't understand why.
Press tab.
Press tab?
Make sure that there's is it on your back. Yeah, it's right here. It's it's on my yeah somewhere
If it's ruined it won't work if it's damaged it'll work it might be because do you have anything in your hands right now?
Yeah, wait, let me try. Oh wait. I see why I had no one to put the thing I see
Yeah, I see now boss like what did you loot from him? That's a that's all the shotgun. No, I like you didn't have any an axe
Okay, yeah, like everything everything and acts a cooking pot pristine a road flan six rags
What grab the grab the cooking I got again. Yeah. Yeah check. What's in there?
Cuz you might have stashed some stuff in the cooking pot. Oh, yeah
We had a handheld receiver and a sheath. What the hell is all this?
Yeah, he was trying to hide the goop. He was trying to hide goop. What the whoa?
Yeah, how do I use this stuff? Can I put the seat on me?
if there's a slot on some of your clothes but odds are you know I'm packing
heat bars why can't I put this ammo in my thing
Okay, there's game all right. Okay. All right
Okay
Everybody's oh, that's wrong. It's wrong day. It's wrong side
You're not a second
Well, I'm doing good. I'm doing pretty good. We're you boys add
Trying to find out right now where I'm at
Is there a wall do you buy?
Was there a bug here?
It should be well in every major town.
We also got rope. Was that good?
You said earlier it was kind of good, right?
Yeah, yeah, big time.
Was that useful?
You can restrain people, you can make a fishing rod.
Can you restrain people and make a fishing rod?
Oh, yeah, if you had two ropes.
Oh my god, could you restrain a fish?
You could.
Do you really need to restrain a fish though?
Oh my god, oh
My god
Could you fishing what a guy?
He can definitely fish you really can make a belt with a rope. That's stupid. I would look so day-class a I
Would look such I look such an idiot
You're more likely to find a belt in random places. I bet you're her on you that is
I
Kind of do I just don't know what I am. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do a whole rod
I see all me at the middle of the map on on on dog. What do you think yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna die is where we all need to end up being yeah, let's go to on and dog
It will do not up. Yeah, I'm gonna run now. I'm gonna run now. There's a well no the legend
There's a well
We're gonna see the world. There's a well
There was where?
There was no well, you say?
There was two?
Well...
There's no well.
They're trying to fool me. They think I'm some type of idiot.
Well...
Well, like, Ziya...
Ziya... Well, Ziya...
I was a well I was just magical and visible wow
Hmm
Where
Where's this invisible well
No, there's a well
Well, well, well.
Score!
Hell yeah!
Boy, do you know there was a well here?
We're cooking boys, we're cooking.
Good find, Mr. Knut.
Thanks, boss.
That's why they call me the LeBron James of Daisy.
I see things others might not see.
I'm running.
I'm close to Huron or whatever.
I think that's close to you guys. No, we fill up the pot with water. Is that a smart idea?
Hell yeah, okay. I'm on the road in your eyes. You have room for items in it.
If you have room, then yes.
We're like to remove the items.
No, no, you don't have to. It'll just...
You don't have to, you don't have to. Are you sure, boss?
Holy shit. Your boys just found a deagle.
Oh, whoa.
What?
Whoa.
The boys just found a deagle.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wow.
You're so sexy.
You had some.
Oh, man.
Thanks, Miles.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
He's so, like, wins the part, like, in the game where you, like, start doing stuff other than dying it all the time.
Yeah, like how do I get in a food where we don't starve to death?
Well you saw what we did today, Coco.
What do you mean? I thought we were going to die.
Yeah well before, we were almost where we needed to be when that happened.
Yeah, I fucked up man.
No, no, no, it's not about that's not what I'm saying it.
It's just, there's a lot of preparation.
Yeah a lot of preparation.
Yeah, I...
Alright, let's receive all the food.
I don't think that was definitely a stop-by. This is not a normal peanut game. Yeah, I'm fucking I fucking hate it
He was really fun when I was doing good
But I I have done good for probably about 20 minutes out of the last five hours died minutes
Listen, this game is very
survival-heavy
Like fighting will come naturally
Shooting will come naturally
You need to survive long enough in order to find the good shit. Yeah, I wish it wasn't built like a 2002
Roblox shooter. Oh, yeah
It would be nice if like you could use it like you do guns and like regular games. I mean
It's a broken piece of shit. It's a broken piece of shit
It's been a broken piece of shit since the start
good that's good to know that they say true to the vision this is fucking I
respect that I can respect that it's so broken they didn't cook nothing they did
not cook cook and now these guys do it you listen every every couple of
minutes every couple hours the map turns into oh yeah I don't know what's gonna
show anything on my computer here we are just doing this who the map turned
into that. Well, that's what his thing is. A fucking virus.
Oh, indeed. What the hell? And you said? Wait, so am I going to
get virus? No, no, no, he said confident. But it's kind of
weird that the map that the hot shoes turns into that every
couple hours.
follow me boys, follow me boys.
I'm just taking a bus, bro.
I'm on my way in, boss.
I'm still on the move.
I'm going to Huron right now.
That's where I'm headed to, boss.
What are you guys at?
I'm at it, Huron too.
Oh, that's great news, boss.
We'll meet then, and I'll fucking kill you.
What?
No, we're gonna work together, we're gonna get any game shit.
I'm gonna fucking murder you.
We're gonna start play pools, we're gonna work together,
we're gonna play football.
I'm gonna put a bullet in your mouth
and blow your brains out the back of your head.
I will fucking skull fuck you.
You understand me?
No, no, no.
I'll fucking pick that pig out of the ass.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no.
I'll pull some ninja shit and fucking suck you off of the back.
Oh, no, no, no.
If anyone's sucking anyone from the back, it's me to him, E.B.
Oh, wow, these binoculars are really good for punching.
That is very hot.
I'm going to eat that.
Wow, that's incredulous.
Arm of a forger, Daisy is newer.
Yeah, I used to play a DZ-Bond back in Armored 2.
I played Armored 3 Roleplay.
That show was fun, like Altis.
Yeah, yeah, Erotic Alpha Wolf Roleplay.
Yeah, that's his fire.
Oh, I don't know about all that.
Erotic Alpha Warwolf 4-Play Roleplay?
I don't know about all that.
That's his fire, that's his fire.
Have you ever tried playing a VR chat?
That's not my cup of tea, not my cup of tea.
Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of we have such a good time. We had such a good time. Yeah, isn't there Genji Genji stop by we were up till like five in the morning
Well, we're fucking around it is hilarious
This game would actually this game would actually
Hit if I was brain dead and this is my first day I'm glad
It's okay, it's fine
This I can just I can just I can just I can he's not cake. Oh, no, it was fine when I was doing good
I just haven't really been doing good
This game is fucking ass, dude
No, we're gonna lie. It is a oh my god. I'm about to die. Perfect
good
That's fantastic. That's great news. That's great news
I learned how to get around the bugs in this game when there was nothing else out
Don't just suck it Daisy what you have a car or a heli it isn't that bad at all
So you say without a car and a heli it's bad
Well, there's no cars or helis in the server
So it's bad
I
Surprise
I was getting into good game. I don't
Yeah, I don't know why there's not like what stuff we should do like cause and like cool stuff
Yeah, cause would be nice cause and building bases and super cool
I went into like five people today like all day just running around five five people. I'm into about like
Three and I've been playing for my five hours
I saw these add that many people to the survey and that would buy change. All you need to do is run into two three people
Let's survive. We need one crazy five. We need two people and that's it
You're like you're set
You make you make your your team at the starter homes or starter villages and then you bounce from there
You go to the big towns
You start looting start loosing
Tons of goop
You mother oh good go loot it all perfect this what I was looking for oh
Yeah, oh we oh yeah
Yeah, I made a walk around for now. I would have to die these fucking zombies
There's no way this fat fucking farmer is calling me. I locked him in that house
Get away from me get away from you now
Get away from me go back to your crops. I think the kill is the best go back to your crops
Go back to your crops. Cheers guys. Cheers. Cheers
Cheers, I'm about to get blood sickness
Oh, hold up, guys. I just found
Zagorsky. What? What? This is
pig. You killed a pig? No.
a little sarcastic
yeah honestly when I heard him smile when he asked for that tomato
I was like maybe he's just trying to be sweet and then I fucking killed me
I know peanut to a T now I know you motherfucker I knew something was up
but I was like you know what maybe just be sweet to me let me eat the tomato
I guess you wait. I'm heading to on on D. God. Oh, we don't
all on a dog. I'm almost there. Are you? Are you almost there?
Maybe? Uh I don't know where the **** I am but I have no idea.
I'm on my way to the end of the town so that I can at least
ooh, strawberry jam. Yum yum yum. That's really good. The
strongest group on this server is probably Summit, right?
All right start eating that right away. It's something it's something it's something playing
I don't know you guys join play the server
Dude if he has we've got to beat his team once okay. Yeah, that I've already said listen listen listen fuck everything else
I want to kill some it I need to go so much and I have to kill some it it is my life's
Work to kill something on this server one time not twice not three times
one time that's all I want I'll help you do that if you help me kill my arch
never lose your eyes it was this oh there's a lot of fuckers here named
Habibi also you serious I've heard there's a second Habibi but a piece of
shit I'm I'm that's the hope my whole fucking point right now is to find this
guy I got there's like five player models in this game of the zombies this
one's just old man and that was old man with a beanie
oh I find the bug! I think I'm at um yeah I'm somewhere
score there is only room for one Habibi there is not enough room for two
let's ride oh yeah I was bored on the river I was bored on the river I was
I was born on the river!
I was born on the river!
Oh, I found a lighter!
Cheers boys!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, this drug addict crack head wants my lighter.
Oh my goodness.
Fantastic.
You can't have anything nice these days.
You can't have anything nice these days.
I'm saying I grab a lighter and the first thing I see is some crackhead lady with a
caved in face.
No teeth.
I'm trying to take it from me.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You know, I think you're the only thing missing is the gas station.
He's a where you're going because I think I think you were just in here on.
Yeah, I was.
I'm going to, uh, on and dog.
We're meeting on a dog on dog. Okay, so that's like North ish. Well, then no, that's that's of the opposite of
Yeah, yeah
South yeah
Yeah
I was
I was born on the river.
Hmm. Hmm.
Two zombies with the plus symbol, they have.
Yeah, if I had to use a complex term in my life, like,
depending on it, I think I would die.
100%.
What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?
I just started jerking it vigorously.
Everybody knows that if you make a circle of cum,
that zombies can't kill you.
It's like a circle of salt for vampires
Oh
No, I did I did wipe my face you didn't get rid of acne. It made it worse
Definitely don't recommend that hold up. I just got another motorcycle. That one looks way thicker than mine. We got motorcyclists like the meta
Yeah, we know they I think they are yeah, I
Just want a second motorcycle. I'm in and this was way cooler. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is oh my god
This one's crazy cool
It was I'm leaving you a red motor saying I'm on the road to this place. I'm out, okay. Oh
Well, I fucked up okay, man. I got you. Oh
I wish we had a car, bro. Oh
They're not the meta, but there was a man. I
It's definitely better than being naked, right?
it. Something about guns and gear getting in
firefives. Yeah, well, he better be ready for me to
come stuff on his pussy. He better be ready. Oh,
yeah. Guys lock actually lock in. No more digging
around. We are getting guns and we're gonna go kill
someone. Fuck that guy. Get another shot to that.
Then let's go. Yeah. He thinks he can just hog all
the weed in the bathroom himself. Fuck him. He's
insurance single bit of weed. He's gonna let me
touch his face. It's ridiculous. Get his ass. It's
ridiculous. I said, please one one stretching
in your restroom and he goes Peter no all of it is for me and that's why I hate
him and that and that's why because he didn't share his face he didn't let me
go to his bathroom oh my fucking god
yeah communist that's communism right there maybe he's a communist yeah food
I'm right towards you doesn't sound like I know how to play this game
I'm gonna have food.
I'm gonna shut the hatch with some help, boss.
Don't let it happen again.
I lost my mic.
I need an olive branch.
I'm gonna fucking stuff to death.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You fucking, you just said let's lock in.
You wanna lock in?
Yeah, lock in.
Let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
It's time to lock in.
No more goofballing around.
We need to kill Summit.
That's what I wanna do before the night is over.
We have to lock in and kill Summit.
Okay, maybe you understand that boss.
I need to head towards,
where our head torch is like crazy good or no.
I just left the head torch on the ground.
Hmm, are they good?
Nah, we don't need head torches.
The game doesn't get that dark, it's not like rice.
He ducked here for anything?
Hmm
I wish boy
Hey, so what's really good? How how way heavy? Oh, he means you guys how long to loot response
What is the loot interval responding thing is it like like a day?
Your mama, ah damn it. Oh, he got me again
He got me again
Every server reset. Ah perfect. That's good. That's good
I didn't want to lose. I didn't want loot anyways.
Loot is bad for the soul.
Did you kill these like zombies on the main road?
Yeah, but don't respond immediately.
Okay, I'm here. I killed 10 seconds.
10 seconds later, the God.
Oh my God, I'm going to fucking starve to death.
I, I, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I am so confused and horny.
It's ridiculous.
I think I'm lost.
I'm right. I think I'm lost right now.
Okay, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.
Ah!
We just run another motorcycle home and oh my god.
This one's greed.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
They hold them I'm kind of cooking right now. I'm not even a lady boss
I'm kind of cooking
You boys go down the main road peanut past like the tractors
Passing tractors. I don't know. I was that kind of lost. Oh
Fuck did you get off the main road? I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yes, but I'm lost
I'm trying to get to I'm trying to get to on and Daga. That's that's my main goal
Perfect. I have another zombie. I mean fantastic. All right, sir. Sir. Please step back
I'm already horny. I don't need you. I don't okay. All right. Okay. All right
Someone get the fun police on the line
Someone get the fun police on the line. I should be in jail. I should be in jail right now
Get the fun SWAT team on the line!
All right, dial up the fun, please.
I'm breaking every rule in the fun book.
I'm having too much of it.
I'm hogging it.
I don't let anybody else have any.
Oh, Sidney and Kelly.
We're good.
have some bandage perhaps a bandage so you're under arrest for having too much
fun thank you I'll let it dude who seems to know where he's going fuck that guy
let's kill him kill him he's gonna take me to you guys once once we once I get to
you guys. You guys do whatever you want. Okay. You got a gun. We by accident
fall out of my hand. No, but he does. Yeah, he has a gun. Okay. I've got a gun.
I don't have any ammo. Same. I got a nice. I got a knife. I could I could do the good
old shaky, shaky on his ass. You can do the shaky, shaky on him. I don't want my
accident. I don't care. All right. Okay. Hopefully I'm okay. Now I'm lost. I
got lost oh my god I'm so fucked I'm so beyond fucking it's not even funny I
don't know where I'm at I don't know what direction I'm supposed to be going oh
my god I'm just I'm unbelievably fucked I'm so how do I come to start with yeah
yeah if you use that you probably figure out where you oh you know what
actually there's a second use for the compass you can shove it in your ass you
know that if you eat my ass it's so tight a compass cannot fit there oh I
I drive thinking you try hard enough when there's a will there's a way.
That's what I say.
That's what I say.
That's what I say.
Open your arms a lot more.
That's what a good man, good man.
Thank you.
Not even the smallest stinky.
He's thinking that.
A stinky.
A stinky, but what?
I mean, I'm going backwards.
There's no way I'm going backwards.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Somebody kill me, please.
I think this is net logistics, which means I'm on the right path. I think I'm going towards net logistics
That logistics net logistic yeah
What's this guy saying? I don't know. He's fucking Elon Musk right now. I don't see you on Mars
Yeah, he's the one that does the rockets in this job
Yeah, he did that cool space next thing. Yeah, he did the rocket. Yeah, I think I'm right here
Yeah, I think I'm a net logistic.
If I'm not, I'm lost.
Okay, I'm not.
I'm gonna farm.
I'm gonna have a bunch of haystacks around me.
You know,
oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't hear Pina sigh very often.
I just not heard that one.
I heard that one, dude.
I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am at any given moment.
I don't know where I am.
Ever, not once, not ever do I know where I'm at.
Nothing in this world makes sense to me.
Oh man.
You know, if you were a true military man,
this would be easy peasy, let me squeeze it.
Fuck me, actually, oh my God.
Just say it. Say it.
Go on. Say it.
Where am I?
How did you get lost if you know you were and you had a compass and you're using a fucking map outside of the game?
I don't know. Don't ask me.
I was born on the river.
I was born on the river.
Oh my god, I know I am. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm almost there. I'm almost there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? Where are you?
I'm right here. That was net logistics I was at.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'd go back to the main road.
Who would I come from?
Go back, go back, go back, quick!
I know where I am, I know where I am, I know where I am, I know where I am!
I'm also on Daga, I'm also on Daga!
I need some food.
I'm ordering some Big Macs.
I'm actually almost on Daga, are you on on Daga?
I think I'm just entering it right now, yeah.
You ran past me, there's no way you ran past me.
Oh, fuck it, fast as hell, boy.
Jeez, you're fast as fuck!
I'm getting some big man. We need some big Macs out
Fucking big Macs. That's not pretty fucking good. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, I
Always get over ambitious like I were to yeah, yeah, that's okay boss
I wanted some big Macs right now plus the 20 piece big nuggets. Oh, yeah, I'm getting a hundred thousand demon sauce
I don't know what it is
also creepy chilly
two big bags
okay I wanted some big bags I wanted some big bags I'm also on dog I'm over
time dog up to sauce is raising deep sauce is disgusting about logistics oh
wait you're almost there you're almost there you're almost there I I just left
Logistics like play like two minutes ago
Who big bags I
Can't believe I'm actually going to our dog. This is a moment this moment for me
I let me tell you something. Can I tell you something mr. Coconut?
Yeah, I'm lifting up my desk with how hard I am it is this is a moment
This is a this is a moment that we will remember in time that oh my goodness
Let me tell you wow wow wow
Wowzers Wowzers
Did I need to start digging up the ground for some worms I'm gonna die
Oh, I made it to our dog of let's go
I
Was born on the river I was born
You're a bike I'm not a bike no there's a guy with a bike in front of me
I'm gonna get some amble and blast him. Yeah, please blast me just bike it in the open field
I don't have any able you I gotta find some I have a gun. I just have to give away
Give me a second. Is he coming down dog or is he gonna another way? No, he biked away from a dog. Oh
So we'll never catch him we'll never catch him now, but I don't know this might be his traffic route, you know
It might be where he like he chose that
You know if you get food oh shit, I just got a secondary god same thing. I have to begin teams. I'll give you what I'll give you one, okay?
Okay, I'm coming. I think I'm on a dog
Maybe
to the entrance yeah food usually a roadblock is like a bunch of trash in the road no I
don't think you're I think you're at the farm next to or between met logistics and on dog I
I don't think you made it to the doggy yet, boys.
Is your coconut?
Yeah, I'm running.
Wait, it's on doggo, like the giant facility with a China wall?
I don't know.
But when you walk into it, it'll have a giant green side that says on dog on the
right side.
There's a giant car.
Uh, it's a green with a back open.
I have no idea what the hell you're saying to me boys
The car pussy is fucking busted open. I have no idea what you're talking about
Quite frankly, you're just turning me on
All right, well, I'm running I'm coming with sick t-shirt
Not a sick t-shirt
Oh, hello. How are you doing?
Oh, I gotta... wait, that's a Pokemon story set.
Everybody knows about it. Alright. Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay.
Things are not going good for me. Things are not going...
Wait, there's a battery on the ground over there.
Things are not going stupid for me. Alright.
Alright, okay
I'm using my last bandage here we go here we go
Take a little beef here
Coconut yeah, and do you make it to our dog it?
I'm still running man. You keep out routing bow. Let's keep out running
You know what I did the vitamin D. We should have won a woman's suit jacket. Oh, I'm fucking.
I fucked myself. This was ruined. Now I can't put it back on. I put on the woman's suit
jacket just to see how it looked and I and the jacket I had on was ruined so I couldn't
bit of a gun and had a way slot perfect perfect I got some some slacks I got
some slacks okay okay I got some fucking slacks
I
Wow, this is a big day for me. Oh my god, you know, I see wait I'm at a dog. I made it I
See the trash pile thing you talked about the day
Where are you at? I'm actually dripping. I'm actually I'm ready for a business meeting. I'm ready to talk stocks and bonds
I
Went left I went left when I walked in you go left
Yeah
DIE!
So we're gonna handle them.
Did you already boxed it?
You loot all these houses right here?
No, I only looted that one right there on the right.
But all the doors are open, so assuming someone's already looted all they said.
Yeah, fuck.
Yeah, we're kind of fucked.
Oh, I got a revolver.
You don't read chat, load your gun.
Let me put shotgun shells in a sniper rifle.
Hold up! Wait a second.
What would I do without reading the chat?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
How you guys doing over there?
You guys both out in Daga?
Those are shotguns? Oh yes!
The shotgun that takes 7.62x39 rounds.
I love those types of shotguns.
Those are my favorite.
They're the best for shotgun
and punk shooting.
They're my favorite type of shotgun
to use.
It's the new latest technology.
It's the new latest technology the new latest shotgun technology
The other one oh my apologies ah
It wasn't the bk-18 the entire time it was the
bk-18 how could I have been so foolish?
Shut up over there
I'm focusing
I think I find a place that might not have been looted because the doors are closed.
Which is a good sign.
Although I hear a lot of- inside.
So I'd be careful if I were you.
Be careful because usually when you
That means you're in trouble. There's danger of fun and tomorrow
I know I get what you're putting down. Are you are you sniffing when I'm sitting?
I'm sniffing what you're shit. They sniffed my mothole. I don't know about that. I
Will I will thank you. You're a good soldier. I
I mean, you know let me finish okay
Well, go ahead and finish do you need me to count down?
No, no, I already finished good good. Well, there was nothing in the building anyways, so
Hey, I like that there's nothing in this town it really makes more space for activities. I mean I
Would have hate if there was items here that were useful that would piss me off that would wow I'd be pissed
Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby.
What the fuck? I'm going to be doing it right now.
Maybe you guys didn't fuck around when you were together.
We're together, buddy. You're the only one like it. We're
together. We're together right now. I'm on my way. I'm on my
with Joey Apple all right and I need you guys to take care of him I was where's
where's Joey asshole where's he at where's Joey butthole yeah where's
where's Joey bitch bitch hole we're on NATO right now wait on NATO hold up I
just got a bag let's fucking go we're up we're up
We are up
Gotta play the game
Yeah, yeah, food. I think I'm gonna die. There's nothing in this entire town
I'm gonna fucking die. I'm actually there's literally nothing in this entire town
Well, I can't slide down a note because fucking poke my guys a big fat pussy that's made of paper I
I didn't grab the handlebars you can't with gloves on oh say I know that oh
things boys things boys I'm only counting you walk past 15 different things now
Well, I'm sure.
Do you understand the vicinity thing, Peanut?
Yes, yes, I do.
All right.
I make a habit of just hitting tab in different little areas
just to see what's there.
Because sometimes you can't see it.
There's nothing here.
That guy's saying the 15 things.
He's a fucking liar.
He's a fucking liar.
He's lying.
He's a liar.
He's deceiving.
Let me go to some.
Do you guys hear that?
He has missed a Putin font and shared a Putin font in the fourth.
All he does is Putin font.
You're in a construction site. There's gonna be nothing here you have to loot logically.
I should have connected the dots. I should have connected the dots. I should have connected the dots.
What are you talking about?
Was your fucking mathematician or something?
Run the numbers, you baby.
Run the fucking numbers on the construction signs.
They are, your chat is the smartest chat I've ever seen.
You just know everything all the time.
All the time.
construction site no construction site there's nothing there's nothing
hey I'm taking another shot all right yeah I think seven oh dude let's just
fucking blackout get paid let's go come on I'm let's maybe the day so the good
Oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die guys. It's done
Yeah, but at least fuck you
Fuck
My god
Where is the stop
It's a time-toward of Odentega. There's no food. I'm gonna dive. Oh my god
Just loot logically a baby brother numbers me
Run the numbers me. Oh, yeah, I can do the numbers. Yeah, go get on brother numbers me
All right, what numbers I don't know which one she is doing
I'm gonna fuck
Oh wait wait I thought a door that was closed. Holy shit. There might actually be something here hold up
Hold up. Hold up. Wait a second. Hold up
Wait a minute hold up
Wait a second
Wait a minute hold up hold up. What do you say?
Hold up wait a minute
Hold up, wait a second, and there was nothing.
Yeah, eat the bogeyman guards. Eat the fucking bogeyman guards.
Uh, mmm...
Have BB, have BB, please lead us to salvation.
I actually-
Wait, Johnny, asshole.
Wait, I don't think I'm allowed to wear this because I have the hunt to invest.
Is that one better than mine? This is better than mine, actually. No, it's not.
Um...
Maybe can you leave this to sell? Oh, he's weird.
Uh, it's armor. Go get it.
Wait, wait, what if we just ditch this?
What if we go with ditch the whole town?
What if we listen to me real quickly? I actually have a plan.
What if we go straight to a military facility?
Uh-huh. And then we find nothing there too.
And we dive some peace. Yeah, yeah. I mean that sounds honestly a great strat to me.
I think I'm wrong guys
They were so fucked
Bro, we just ran through an entire town. It's all ransacked. There's no food
I I've searched probably 50 houses and I've found a beanie and a jacket
The whole day and a pipe rinse the whole damn time. Oh
Wait a little up. I found dress shoes
I
I swear to God, I'm not in the mood, Joby.
I'm not in the fucking mood.
You get the fuck out of my face.
You get the fuck out of my face.
Well, I'm bleeding now.
Hey, how do I sterilize bandages again?
Hmm.
The disinfectant spray.
Oh, there we go.
It's swab.
Combine.
Oh.
Ah.
The disinfectant spray doesn't go on the bandages then I'm needing to be disinfected
It's too empty perfect
That's great news
Well, I'm using dirty bandages
Um
You're passing doors that are open
Yeah, I got food are you serious? Oh, you find that yeah, I got food I got food
Oh, I got age
Why are you why?
I'm in the middle of town. I'm not sure I'll find you to say it one take
Yeah, I I I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going it spray the movie I can spray the wound how I spray the rude
How I spray my wood how I spray my wound
Yeah, but anti
Disinfectants me I'm just
die I'm fucking now that did nothing oh wait wait wait did we did are you okay
boss I'm coming I'm coming I don't know how to help us I'm gonna die I'm gonna
die I'm I'm gonna die oh my god
Please God just fucking kill me. I have to beat something you need to come. I'm coming
Where are you dead right here? I'm down
I'm doing mouth the butt GPR
I just recessed a you dumb bitch
I
Killed a man, and I'm on the way to you guys
Do what I am
Okay
I'll just eat a couple of peaches, I'll just eat a couple of peaches, I have dirty bandages.
Let me please, oh no, I don't want dirty.
You can go, there's dirty bandages, there you go, Mike.
No, I can't, I'll get a ace, I'll get a ace.
Where the peaches go? Where the peaches go?
Where the peaches go?
I have them, hold on.
You drop them down, I got the peaches right here, P-Mines.
Yeah, I'll eat these peaches, hold on.
This is fucking stupid.
You saved my gun?
I think I died again.
Huh?
Couple beaches, couple beaches.
Yeah, I need to eat more. I need more.
I'm going to die again.
Please, please.
Stop.
Please, stop.
I'm going to die again, man, please.
Ooh, no more beaches.
No more beaches, unfortunately.
No more beaches, unfortunately.
No more beaches, unfortunately.
You actually did that
Oh poor peaches
You're gonna die of AIDS, Eddie
No, I killed my AIDS, I killed my AIDS, I killed it, I killed it
I killed my AIDS, I actually did
No, I actually killed my AIDS, I killed it
I killed my AIDS, I killed my AIDS
AIDS isn't curable, you fucking bastard
No, I actually did, wait, why can't I spread anymore
Why can't I spread anymore
No, I actually don't have AIDS
It shows on the internet that I don't have AIDS anymore
Wait, you can fix your AIDS
aids you can fix your aids here why why can't I spray anymore because you're good
your age is gone you buy red health and red blood I think yeah you gotta just
be up so you just gotta say not oh my god I found fucking champs pay that pay that
please help would you find that thing you know you know where are you they're
coming for me I don't want to die I'm scared
come with me come with me hello do you hear me do you hear me
P Judah help! P Judah help!
You got food, I need food.
Hahahahahahahaha
I need the pizza. Give me some chips.
Fuck yourself.
You fucking bastard! Give me some!
I need other chips. There's no more chips.
Fuck you! There's no more chips.
Are you fucking kidding me?!
If I'm dead, I'm gonna kill you too.
I'll give you some tips. I'll buy you some tips. Don't worry boss. I'll buy you some tips. I'll buy you some tips
I'll buy you some boss. Don't you worry boss
This y'all help
We just shot this one
Hey, you gotta feed this man, feed him!
Hey, who's talking right next to us?
Hey guys!
Hey guys!
Please don't kill me, please, for the love of all things holy.
Please, please don't, we're friendly, not my choice though, we have to be.
Please, please give us a bandage of the food.
I
You should have your volume in the game again, what is it? I don't know. Oh my god
Up on directional. Yeah, they can do it. No, there was a zombie in there. I think they're on the other side of the sound
Oh my god
Good work good work. Okay. All right, shut it out there shut it out
No, that's like what you do the floor?
Sir sir. Hello. Is there anyone out here?
You're starving. We are in need of help
Oh guys, why is my health going? Oh, it's going back up. Okay. Thank God. Okay
Did I need bandages?
Holy fucking shit, grandpa. He's about to take me to the bank. Oh, I got it. I gotta be there. Oh
Oh my god, are we so fucking serious?
Are we so dead serious?
Reload!
The labels...
It says the labels to you, worn to read.
The content to you.
You have to get back to Audendaga quickly.
Quickly, Mr. Kokandaga.
Fuck your stuff.
You must get back to Audendaga.
I'm going to the military base.
I'm going to the military base.
I'm going to talk to these guys, get some supplies, and then...
How do I stop? How do I stop? Okay.
How do I have all these guns and all the ammo, but none of the ammo goes into the guns
You're eating the food again, you're eating the food.
God damn it, how do I feed you?
You almost killed me.
Thank you so much, thank you.
Thank you.
Lick my fingers, lick my fingers, sir.
Yes, that's what I do.
Thank you, thank you, sir, thank you.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
What's going on here?
It just doesn't seem like it's going to work.
What's with the cocoa with you?
I accidentally hit him and killed him when I was trying to punch a zombie.
You want to start feeding us?
I don't have any food.
I'll take another shot.
Right here, right here, right here.
It's alright guys.
Oh my god!
Why is my food going down?
Oh my goodness.
I'm infected that food was poisonous.
You fed me poison food you son of a bitch. You fed me poison food you son of a bitch.
Stop! Stop!
You fed me poison food.
What's the sign? I'm not with him.
You fed me poison food you stupid son of a bitch.
You fed me poison fucking food.
It's all in your head.
Hey, hey you and me, you and me let's fuck this guy up. Let's fuck this guy up you and me.
Bro! Bro!
Let's fuck this guy up.
You and me boss, you and me fuck him up.
I don't know what to do.
It's good you can get this thing I'm poison away. You've got a trust. No, I'm
Giving poison beaches. What's it say? What's the symbol? It says it's poison simple
It's a poison simple. Fuck you. Fuck you guys
Your friend you've got a deal with them. Okay, guys
Okay, you're poison
Fuck you
Fuck you!
You need boys and peaches, fuck you guys!
Fuck you guys, you need boys and peaches!
Kill him, Green, put him down, he's a sick dog!
Fuck you, you need boys and peaches!
I died.
But I went out in a blaze of glory.
I went out in a blaze of glory.
Die, pussy.
I went out in a blaze of glory.
Fuck it, die, fuck it, die.
I went out in a blaze of glory.
Even kill the man I killed a man you understand what I did out there coconut you understand what I had to do
You killed me. Oh, yeah, I killed two men
Well, he does need to actually win the game, okay, if there's no loot on the map is there any way to like
We have the admins like regenerate the loot
Is it like places that nobody would ever go because there's no loot in any of the major zinnies
Yeah, they're all juiced out. They're all juiced out. It's fucked up
Why is this stupid fucking bullshit?
We can't fucking buy shit
You've got a loot on your way to the big towns
Find a bunch of shit
You know what?
This is just a shitty game, man, she said that again. Yeah
Not a single respawn point nothing
This is a shit game. You gotta get used to all the bugs you gotta get used to
Surviving before you can even shoot
That guy fed me poison peaches so I killed him
that's what happened he fed me well which is kind of weird because he ate
them before he fed them to me by accident he poisoned himself and then he
poisoned me and then I stabbed him in the face
listen I don't know we've got to come back dude we got a couple we can't we
We got to come back and get guns and do endgame stuff. Are you getting off of something? I'm doing that right now, but I'm not getting off
I'm saying when we do get off the momentum we have is not strong
No, no, we got we got momentum. We got momentum
Yeah, I don't know about you guys. I'm I'm living pretty fuck yourself. I got a you left this
You left us to die
Yeah, fuck you heavy. Fuck you
I do that
It was an accident
He killed you on your birthday
It's not his birthday anymore
That fucked up man
I'm next to Kiyuga again
You're right it's something on his birthday
You're just a fucking birthday hater
Yes I am guys
It's your birthday
When's your birthday?
Dude
What did you like the weather boy
Can you meet me in Kiyuga?
Uh, can you suck my fucking shot?
I'll be- I'll do it if you meet me in Cayuga.
I think I actually might be in Cayuga.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think-
That place is already fully looted for sure.
So is Ontario, so is Onondaga.
There's no major cities for like a hundred miles, unfortunately.
But I think what we'll have to do is- I don't know what to do.
Can you- is there anyone to get loot that isn't- I don't know what to do.
Right.
We just gotta like win.
I genuinely don't know if all the loot is gone in every city.
What do you do?
He's not gone.
Dude, I promise you that shit's gone.
Me coming back to Bob, that shit is fucking gone.
We just searched for half an hour in a massive city and didn't find a single item.
I got the peaches and Peter fucking ate all of them.
I did eat all of them.
You fucking piece of shit. You're an actual piece of shit.
Well, I needed the peaches for survival
Then I died then I died actually quits Italy from poison peaches
So no common common stuff
I'm almost out on dog actually no I lied I found a bag of chips I
Like that too
Yes, well, I did I did eat I
Did yes, I did eat the chips
I didn't eat the chips. Yes. That wasn't poison. He was eating it first. See, that's the thing is that would be a good assumption.
Let me throw you another assumption. That guy's fucking dumb. Okay, why don't we assume that?
Why don't we assume that really quickly for a moment? Hmm? Assume that for a moment, shall we?
Low health got you sick easier
How does the moon out the moon in the center right next to each other
Well, I made it to a place that looks like it might have a load oh
Oh my god, it won't this is the place where I tried to camp the bike three hours ago and died girl shock and blast in the face
Yeah, this is a good time. Oh my god. Oh
Wait, he died too. What the hell?
Yeah, that's sorry
This is where I died right here next to his tree
It's God. It's God. It's God. Wait, there's zombies that are dead here. I would assume
zombies despawn pretty fast. Does that mean someone's here?
Yes. Yes. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them. I'm gonna beat the shit out of this pussy.
I'm gonna watch out.
I'm in Onondaga.
By the way, I'm here.
In Onondaga.
I might be in Onondaga too.
I'm in the medical facility.
I got a lot. I got a crazy star.
What the fuck dude?
What?
What the actual fuck was that?
That genuinely scared the shit out of me.
That genuinely scared the literal poop out of me.
Oh my god.
What was that?
what was that what the hell was that what happened I wanted to a building and
something I went like do his voice system oh dude no I had that happen
too you did I think it's the witch is a wedge I think it's the fucking witch oh
I got some fucking honey to put in that peanut ass. Oh, I got some chips. Let's go. I
Got some change. Yeah, I got some chips. Yeah, I got some dude. Okay. Oh, yeah, I was wrong loopy spawns
I'm dumb. I'm dumb and stupid and it would be spawns. I'm an idiot. This game is the best game
I've ever played my entire life. I'm a fucking idiot. That's that's the truth
That's the real truth. I was sitting all my previous statements
I've seen all my previous statements, I'm just an idiot.
That's what's going on here.
That's what's going on here.
That's what's really going on here.
That's the truth.
That's nothing but the truth.
I'm here.
I'm sitting pretty with some good guys.
Ammo, but no food.
Browler is coming for you.
I'm gonna end up dying.
I
Know where I'm at. I'm like somewhere
I'm at
Dead sword Red Bound so if I had self I should be at
Ontario, but I don't want to go to a target. I want to go to alpha industries, which is no one want to go northwest
Northwest north yeah
the north road. Take the north. Take the north road. Going
northwest. You take the north road. Going northwest. I am
already here. I live by my old rules. I don't pay by the rules.
Never mind. I might not know where I'm at. This doesn't line up
with the map at all.
I'm eating a pan type shit. I mean, you're at 23. I just missed
So pick your poison
There's no items that I'm I'm missing there's zero items that I missed pushy
How does it feel to own
Everyone whenever they talk shit in chat
Like to own 40,000 people at once
What are you talking about?
That's not what I'm saying.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
These are my equals.
What the hell are you?
What is he talking about, coconut?
He's not talking insane.
You know damn well that's how that is.
What? I think he's talking about porn.
Like, po-dage.
Po-dage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh
Fucking man
Master got me working
Okay, oh my god, I just realized I just had like a flashback from 10 years ago. I remember being in this house
No, you don't. I'm not even joking like not obviously this house in this specific spot, but this house model. I
Remember looking through the glory hole
Remember oh my god, I heard the voice I heard the voice
What you heard that? Yeah. Yeah, I just heard it. What the hell is that? I don't fucking know
Oh my god, I found I found can't work. Let's fucking go dude. Yes
Yeah
used to pray for ties like these
I don't know about you guys, but I'm up big. I could I'm up huge right now
I'm up huge right now. This guy should be I could probably be the richest on the server right now
No, I'm richer than you. No, you're not ice on camp one
I
I'm way richer than you. Oh wait. Hold up. Wait. Hold up. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. My big back
here my big maxie here my big bags
holy shit huge huge brother I have so
many fucking guns and ammo on me and I
have no food I'm about to die with all
this shit where are you are you I'm in
on andaga dude I don't know where I
got all this shit dude I gotta stash
all the shit so we can come pick it up
Oh, yeah, that's more actually.
Bro, wait, we should do that.
We should stash kids.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got my big bags.
I got my big bags.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Mm.
Yeah, I'm gonna set myself up right here while I eat my big back real quick.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hey, hey, guys, where are you guys at?
Uh...
Should we go to Airfield? I heard Airfield's really good.
Airfield?
That's what I've heard.
I'm gonna go see the town right now. What up?
I don't know.
Okay, they gave me only creamy chili sauce, loaded your gun with what?
Did I become ammo?
Twelve gigs.
I have guys is the same, this is the same thing, but opposite.
It's the same fucking thing we just went through,
but opposite, 10 minutes ago.
Shut up over there.
All right, what are you guys at?
What are you guys at?
Let me see, I'm looking for the sign.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, that's gonna juice you right up.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Baby, I need to go out.
I need immediate status update.
I need immediate status update.
Uh.
Where you at?
I'm still looking for a fucking sign.
Like I'm at, I think I'm in Old Indega.
I think I am.
Well, I was at Dead Sword Redabout.
I was trying to go to Alph Industries,
but I think I went to the wrong turn.
Either that, or I was at the retreat.
I guess that place,
where I found the gun,
where was that?
Was that display? Was that the retreat?
Oh, okay. I was at the retreat.
Now I'm at the farmer's market.
Okay. So I'm making progress.
I got to get to Alf Industries right here.
All I got to go is go to Northwest
and I'll go right now, Findustries.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You accept to make Donald sponsor
Would you accept to make Donald sponsor? I
Think I would as long as you fucking some dumb. All right
the Cardi B offset meal you remember that you remember the Cardi B offset meal
I don't think so it was like a double burger and a cog oh hey mm-hmm do a
burp peanut meal yeah but I had to be like that you say they don't have on the
menu it had me yeah but they say what I have we say what my way with me get a
a couple of peanuts on the side too well that's a little racist but let me tell
you what mine would be which it might be okay right bitch uh-huh it would be
it would be a chicken no a spicy chicken salad wait all up in your ranch on
on the burger.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Then, it'd be a spicy chicken sandwich,
jalapeno ranch on the burger.
And then, I would have,
it would also come with eight nuggets
with lemon pepper seasoning
and regular ranch on the side.
And then lastly,
you would get a large Dr. Pepper
and fries with a new exclusive spicy ketchup
that replicates the Waterbringer ketchup.
That's what mine would be.
That's what mine would be.
That's fire.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That sounds fire.
That's fire?
You had this planned out.
I just give it down and fly.
I just give it down and fly.
That sounds fire, yeah.
That sounds fire.
That sounds fire.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's fucking good.
Bro, get the Mickey D's deal, man.
Give me a coat.
Mm-hmm.
It's 3.40 in the morning ordering McDonald's.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks, Pino.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm telling you, that'd be fine.
That would be good.
That would be good.
That'd be delicious.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You ever tried to go order McDonald's when you were hungry
and McDonald's was closed?
You ever had that?
I had it.
I had it.
I was terrible.
My McDonald's, I ordered them.
Yeah.
closes
At a random time between three and five for like an hour and a half
Yeah, all the workers get high, but they don't tell you what do it as this close
So you you'll order it be so hungry be so excited and then an hour and a half later door actual t. It's canceled
Hmm I flip my shit. I've done it like John's I'm done like John's
It pisses me off to no end I'm scared and and they taught you to because
because then you're like oh well now it's five because I waited all this fucking
time let me just order my goggles and then you go to the menu all you see is
McMuffins no fries no Big Macs no McNuggets it's it's it's literally hell
it's it's the worst thing I would not waste out on my worst enemy I would not
I I would not waste out on my worst enemy mm-hmm you don't fuck with McMuffins
I focus me buttons, but only when I'm in the big muffin mood. I mean, I'm in a Big Mac and and fries mood
I'm not in a big muffin mood. Yeah, that ain't a breakfast mood
Mm-hmm. It's very I could go for a big man's like almost 85% of the time. Mm-hmm breakfast is a very like it's different
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm different
Hi guys
Oh
I'm beat I'm baby sin
We're not doing this so good.
Yeah, we're having a lot of fun.
It's fun.
Let me tell you what we're doing.
He can't survive longer than half an hour.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna muster all of our energy and guns and get whatever ammo we can and go find some and put it into his life.
Why can't I not join the server now?
I was just joining it, but now I can't join it.
I had the mods banned you.
Oh.
Unfortunately, you're not cool enough.
You're not cool enough for the crew.
Oh, that's the thing, it's.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
See, that's no McMuffin.
No one's gonna sometimes have a base here.
That's not a pussy.
That's no McMuffin right there.
That's a weird thing.
That's a weird thing.
That's a weird thing, right there.
You know when the edges of the McMuffin are toasted,
you get that little crisp.
I know about that. That's the shit, man.
What town you in?
I'm at Farmers Market right now. If you look at the map, I'm right at Farmers Market.
Oh, my gosh. I just accidentally knocked on someone's dream and I don't even know who they are. Oh, my gosh.
I'm south of you know, I'm in Seneca
Look I'm on up lies
Hey, do you guys want to know where I'm at one? Oh, yeah, maybe I'm at fucking on on Dega dude. I've been here for an hour
Okay, yeah, you're on it all in Daga coming in your mom
You're a son.
Right?
Oh, don't choke.
Please not again.
Answer the question.
Coco, where are you at?
I'm in Seneca.
Okay.
So if you're in Seneca and Habibi's at Onendega, Habibi, can you look at the giant tower with
the bell in it and the spike on the top?
Do you go to that and climb up to the top, pass the blue door up the ladder, pass the
bell and then up the side ladder and then shit on the giant spike and fuck yourself?
Mm-hmm.
And you can do that with stupid phone.
I'm gonna go get some ice for this scotch.
I think that's worth more of my time.
I just want my pace and getting impaled by a giant needle.
I want my name is Needle.
All right, I need my big mac, I'm good to go.
You want to see him just go get it?
I'm running, I'm running.
I'm fucking running.
You guys have like a map or something?
Yeah, there's one at the discord.
Also, they didn't give me a fucking straw.
That's the worst oh my goodness. Oh my goodness the gallows some people
Yeah, that's the worst. We should go fucking punch them in the face
You should go fucking
Yeah, I can oh, yeah, I see me leave the nuclear launch goes to North Korea
Okay, I'm gonna watch out. I'm gonna watch out
I
Just found a massive booster pack
Where are you? It's time again. I'm at all Nendega
Am I hey you go? I'm at Seneca. Okay. I'm at farmers market
We want to be at Onendega
We're going to go to military
And then the comms office and incubation office
That's where the good shit is
The
Problem is we have to survive getting there we can survive easily
We can survive easily buddy we can survive easily that's an easy part we can do that easy
Hmm
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, okay
Guys wait, I have a question if you use a dirty rag is there a chance you get infected or do you always get infected?
Cuz I'm gonna get infected every fucking time
There's a chance
perfect
Well, it's good. No God hates me. That's fantastic
Alright, on the road again, I was boooooored by the river!
Get out of there!
Get out!
I follow me, boys.
Hmm.
You guys hear the gunshot, or no?
Hmm.
Now you do a gunshot.
We're going to Alpen and she's going to follow me boys, follow me boys.
Someone help Genji.
No, I'm good.
Yeah, let me tell you something.
You do not want to help.
You don't want to kill you.
The coconut will get you killed, whether by accident or on purpose.
That is not true.
That is 100 percent true.
That is one thousand percent true.
I probably shouldn't use these this
How these infected will damage drugs. I think I need to clean them.
That's a good call. That's a good call. That's a good call.
Now you buy some disinfecting or some alcohol.
I'm going to Alfinishes right now boys, by the way, Alfinishes.
off industries are it mm-hmm you're not too far once I hit that I'm gonna get
disinfected in some like food and stuff and then I'm gonna hit the military base
to the northwestern then we're going to the new zone the in-game zone killing
summit beating the shit out of him and winning the game.
Eh, yeah.
Eh, yeah.
Eh, yeah.
As long as I can't get the kill, Teamu Habibi.
Or we have Habibi at home, Habibi.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We will kill Habibi, buddy.
We're not worried, Habibi.
The other hippie would pay for his sins
This doesn't look like alphanus. He's where is this? I would go this is bad sword redbound
Oh, this boy. This is the real good for good. I mean, I thought we were at the whole time
There's gonna be some bodies
She was going on in here
This is a heavily fortified spot I'm surprised Javi's were able to get in here
What is this place? Is this like a trade default or something?
Where you at?
Dead sword review. I'm just mosey out of my mind is it our spice and stuff
This place is beautiful
Why you car batters reading?
Lidding, Lidding, Lidding, Lidding, Lidding, Lidding, Lidding!
There's a car, but there's no cars there.
Oh my God!
Dead pepsi's fucking my ass!
I just found Pokemon card, Pac.
Mm hmm.
Oh my God!
Pokemon pack!
We actually found a big booster pack.
Pokemon cards, oh my gosh
Or Pokemon packs to open I
Found a mute today a 151 I
Give it to cook over his birthday
Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna open it die immediately. I
I
Opened a pack of ammo and I got a piece of paper
Yeah, yeah, you'll get a paper. It's good. You start fire with it. Why don't I get ammo?
No, you'll start ammo when you're in your hand
If you opened it should be in your hand. Oh, oh thanks, boss. Oh, you're right. Oh
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss. Oh
You should have told me you called the game a shit game.
Guys, my door just closed by itself.
Uh-oh, you're a spooky ghost.
We're going to kick you with a different call,
but it doesn't spread to us.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want ghosts in my house, buddy.
I said, come through the fucking microphone.
Yeah, I'm going to come on the microphone.
I
For another dirty man here we go a
Sweet the light can't get much sicker anyways can't get much sicker anyways
Memo talk to the ghost Genji. I
Don't like how it sounds
I
Chew
Wait the
We will you say
Apparently the admins are trolling me. Maybe the admins can drop you some food water guns ammo
Maybe oh my god, I would hate if the average troll be a drop me food and water and god. Oh my god
Did you join the Pokemon game
Yeah, yeah, all your fucking Pokemon cards have taken up all the food spawns that we've been dying for six and a half hours
I found a blocky-tocky.
Oh, yeah.
There's a bunch of tapes hidden around.
What's that?
Oh!
I heard a tape of someone trying to say capacitor.
Yeah.
And then summit saying, was that you?
What was it was it capacitors or something? Yeah
Capacitor kept caposate. Yeah. Yeah, Capacitor. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I heard that tape in game
Capacitor
Yeah, I guess so wow this can be really useful for when I'm bad I
I can't wait. I can't wait. Oh, it's gonna look so good on my body
It's gonna look so good on my body
On a digger going. I
We what my mission to order digger
Yeah, how's the mission going? I think I was gonna own there. Oh
No, we are we are meeting
We go to order digger
I mean, I'm bike it up
Yeah, I'm I'm dying um where are you shit I'm a dead short red bound
Onendega prime meeting spot
No, only they got shit
Onendega
Fuck
everybody run
please don't tell me you guys
you guys
i think he's not having issues
oh my god no i'm the best i'm the best ever do it holy shit i'm the best ever do it
get out of here
the silence is deafening sometimes
I follow me boys. I take the bodies
Okay
About a dive starvation and poison as well
Well, I'm beanie well and then that thing
I did I'm a daughter daggone
I'm here. Are you all of you boys?
Talk I made it I'm here talking I biked all the way over your holy shit a big church
Obviously the whole way to church. I don't really know it cock
Yeah, this is what I was hoping. Oh, yeah, it is
Do you see a church though? Oh
No, we're good
mother
Wait, what?
Where you Ontario
Ontario
Ontario drink the beer here we go there we go all right you're pretty good you're
sick you will throw up eat now I see a I see a church on
Oh, I see a deer with his days in this game
Whoa
Wait, shoot I got no grandma
I
Was the alph industries boys. I'm kind of making good progress here
You guys were all me and like the like the military place
Below the apple orchard
Hello, the apple orchard. Yeah, there's a military place if you follow the apple orchard down and then you go left
Okay, that's kind of confusing. Let's say you were on the road
So like a directionally you're walking down the road you then go right and then straight at the next intersection
need to be there. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
What do you about that?
Yeah, I'm down. I'm at Farmers Market right now.
Yo, there is an abundance of food at the church.
Really? Abundance. If you guys make it here, we're set.
Oh, what about the wait wait he could be lying to us
I'm trying to fucking meet up with you guys for an hour two hours. Have you really been trying to do that?
Oh
Yeah, remember that time I made up with you guys and then you killed yourself
And killed you found us and then proceeded to kill yourself with a screwdriver in front of us
Well, you have sex with us. That's true. I've been wondering that as well
My pussy game is good unless my pussy game is juicy and yet he continues to
Quander by advances coconut. I would say the same for you. Would you not agree? No, I said you agree with me
Yeah, I agree. I brought it up. I think he's I think he's exactly hard to get exactly
Exactly. Thank you. Thank you.
I have found a house. The house of infinite riches.
You know what that means, Habibi?
That means there's infinite riches inside of it.
It does not have... oh my God, please, God, kill me.
Hey, what's wrong?
Dude, the zombies in this game are so inspired.
They're not even like essential to the game.
They just exist to be a nuisance.
Hmm.
Oh.
I get to you.
I do these police names, too.
I would bet almost anything, the developer team for this game
at one point a conversation like this went down. Hey guys, zombies aren't really uh important in
the game per se. What if we just take them out and then the other guy goes well we have Z in the
name and if we don't really want to change the name so we'll apply to keep them in and the first
guy goes yeah that makes sense. I beg you that conversation has happened. And then they had a
whole press conference where our guys have a great idea even though there's other players and there's
zombies in the game let's make food the biggest fucking problem yeah there's
other people hunting you there's literally the entire world is affected
with zombies let's make it so you'll die of
starvation in 20 fucking minutes and then they all stood up there like oh my
god you're a fucking genius give that man a raise you're a fucking genius
I actually think I found an unloaded spot here.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Delicious, Dr. Pepper.
Oh yeah.
made the shipping crates open sometimes a decent stuff but you could open the
shipping crates box really? Are you serious?
Are they like fine?
No!
We don't know them.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Hmm.
Okay.
All right, okay, all right.
All right.
Ooh, I found some padded gloves.
Wow, this is going great.
I can't wait for the person to find my dead body
of salvation and grab all these goodies.
he'd be amazing he's gonna be so happy he's gonna be so happy he's a wow what a
great find a goddess guy dimes starvation
jeans with knee pads oh my goodness get this the coconut mom's dad what I just
Got this is her type of fashion
Follow me
A splitting axe now I need that
Keep the eggs and gloves
Hey, we I need disinfectant
Hello gentlemen, do not mind me. I'm just taking a leisurely walk. I'm taking a leisurely
walk, a leisurely walk. Do not mind me. Do not mind me, gentlemen. I'm taking a leisurely
walk through this beautiful town you have.
Come on in it's Dyson safe! Come on in!
Ooooo get tricked!
Get
Get tricked
Best day best day
Yeah, I just got word from potato Kai. He said he met you earlier. Yeah
He said you were hungry and so they gave you food
And it's unknown food and if you eat unknown food too fast you get a little disease, but it goes away
We had a son however
Yeah, you can eat that just take two bites at a time wait 20 seconds take another two bites
And you'll be fine. Even if it says you get aids you don't actually get aids
But peanut thought they gave maids and so he tried to kill all of them
I mean that's
What are the odds that he's he's not like I don't sound like me. No, that doesn't sound like me at all
No, he's gotta be like yeah that guy's gotta be lying. Oh, see I have a black backpicky in a yellow one
And I'm kind of like in the fit for the yellow one. I'm poisoned
Yeah, look like poison. Yeah, give it a second
So you want to take just two bites like the way the guy grabs a bite puts it in his mouth
Like right as he puts a second you hear the crunch let go in the crowd and then every
Every 30 seconds you can do that again in the crowd
second to a minute
The crown the crowds it does show like the little disease thing for a second though
Yeah, it'll go away though. Just don't need any more than that. I'll be boys follow me where to go away and then have another two bites
Okay
Hey, um
Hey, baby. Are you coming down to the military facility any time soon boss?
Listen y'all got to come here cuz I'm sitting on 15
green peppers
I have food for days oh my god
Oh my god butter me up hook a car battery my mipples and fuck me wrong
That's insane
That's you said 15 jalapenos
Oh my goodness, I wanted to keep it a surprise. There is actually 34
Oh my god, take two bad dragon together and have a
Bouncing party with your uncle
That's incredible. You said 34 jalapenos. Yeah, that's I just gotta let you know though potato Kai has now
vowed
To take care of the grove of the pepper grove
So you can't kill him when you come here. Oh, the pep was that was pepper grove?
I think it's a jalapeno grove the pepper grove like he's taking care of the plants like he's
dedicating his life
To the peppers you can we he's building pepper tower. Can we kill him and take his peppers?
He'll give him to you. You don't have to kill him. I don't want a glorious taken not given
well in that case I mean I'm not gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hide while you guys
do that cuz I don't think he deserves that I genuinely like don't know how to
play this game I can't survive I don't know how I don't know there's
nothing I can do I I'm having infection I've searched like four POIs and have
not found anything to help with food or water or the infection is that is that
every big every big POI has a well you got to look for it the well you can stay
hydrated and in every town you will find food there has to be at least one
house that has some you can eat just no matter what the hell is no mad main
Like just be a nomad be like a traveling merchant like a traveling man. Wait my screen is turning blurry
It's funny. I decide
No, no, not a good sign. Not a good sign. Not a good sign
Not a good sign gentlemen. We have on I have come to med kids and some bullets and stuff
Do you have an unknown can a can unknown yo, I found a saw I found a hacksaw thing you
talked about earlier boys. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Especially now that we're sure
that there's no base building that's gonna come handy. That's gonna come handy. That's
gonna come handy. Our hacksaw can actually break a code lock. So for out in the wild.
Whoa!
It's a tent.
It's a cold long.
You see all this.
Is Stove really good checking that?
Not really.
We don't need it right now.
Like, you guys are struggling to stay alive.
The Stove is for people who know what they're doing.
Well, I just found 12 shots, and I have a shotgun.
So how about that, buddy?
Are you jealous?
Are you jealous?
I got a fucking- I got a pump shot, I got a BK-133.
Ooooooh, you devious dog!
You're a devious dog.
I'm talking buckshot, buckshot, birdshot.
I have two birdshots, four buckshots.
Oh wow, that sounds amazing!
That sounds amazing!
Oh wow!
oh wow he's just going great oh wow I've got a spade in my ankle perfect
perfect I'm gonna die anyways I might as well just drink my beer go off it we go
off with a blazing glory get a little get a little silly get a little silly
Here we go
Follow me boys, follow me gentlemen, follow me boys
Follow me boys
I
Good I can't wait to
You say you're in a daga
I'm going on daga. Yeah, I'll I get if I figure out a fix is infection. I'll be able to be there
I'll make it there a second
Don't drink the family
Why are you always getting fuckin' aged, man?
I-I-I just-I'm fine.
Are you just rubbing yourself in dirty bandages?
I'm-I'm rubbing-I'm rubbing myself in dirty bandages, yes.
I'm rubbing myself in dirty bandages.
I love dirty bandages.
I love dirty bandages.
My favorite thing.
It's my favorite.
Ooh, found six bullets!
Score!
Meow!
Meow!
Oh, I need some food and water and some disinfectant give me anything but that for the rest of time
Nothing there
It lose stones we do not wait. I've got a gun cleaning kill is nice
Combat gloves. Oh my goodness the guy that finds my sorry buddy. I love it
Where is a stove at?
Oh, I know what stove's you're talking about.
Wait a sec, you didn't find stuff in the stoves?
Wait, oh, I found some stuff in this jacket.
Score!
Oh, I found a pristine canteen.
Oh, my God, that's actually huge.
That's huge
Well, that's massive
Yeah, you do it boss
A little bit of goop here a little bit of goop won't take that that's very nice
Or need those
Hello, good sir. Welcome to my humble abode. I will be giving you the one to this one's on the house
But the next one you have to pay for it
I thought a flashlight. Oh my goodness. Oh
What a sweet light what a sweet treat
Drink the canteen
I
I'm taking a ship. I'm taking a ship. I'm taking a ship
Here we go
Here we go feeling better already
you're not done. You're close to you're close to. You're a sad drinker. Did you take me?
You got to call the honor and dagger. Oh, I thought of Ben is. No, I'm not close right
now. I'm well, I think I see him kind of close. I am. I should be extremely close.
Now that I think about it, I just don't know exactly where I'm at, but I should be close.
Ah, I cannot run any longer, my health is too low.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ah.
Oh, what a sweet delight.
What a sweet treat.
Is gamers the best?
Jamie's so fun.
What's the med kit?
Oh, that's good thinking.
That's good thinking.
It's a meds in the med kit.
Save some space.
There we go.
That way when the guy prize all my stuff on my dead body,
it's more efficiently organized.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
Good thinking, boys.
Good thinking.
All right, follow me, gang.
Follow me boys follow me gentlemen the mission I'm almost there I'm at the big
church there's a massive church go there the church big big giant church I'm
actually getting pretty close I think yeah you know were you like in a bush
like a minute ago I was in a place down oh no there's nothing to make it like I'm
trying to figure out where I was at or where I'm at right now I don't know
where I am I think yeah I might be getting close I don't know I get close
yeah wait I think I am oh yeah I think I am because I think on the day is right
there. We were almost there, boys. We're almost there.
Put your mask on for me. I'm almost there.
Alright. Alright. I'm about to die though.
Mr. Peanut, I will give you a million blessings on your
road here. Thank you so much, but I can really use your
suggestion fact and so I don't die in three seconds.
I'm coming Peanut. I'm coming. Thank you so much.
I have disinfectant. That is, I also have food,
disinfectant, weapons, ammo, peppers, lots of peppers,
Very many peppers.
Perfect.
How many peppers?
I can rub the peppers on my infected, oozy wood, and then die.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Are you blinking?
Yes, I'm blinking.
Do you have...
Do you have...
What is it that you have?
You said your vision is going blurry?
A little bit.
A little bit, yeah.
Do you have tetra?
No.
I don't know what that is either.
that is either I was you I don't know that recycling it is medicine no I don't
have that no no what did you learn this depth mr. peanut that that that this is
and
all the sun is beautiful on today
the sun is beautiful on today
i mean the you know the way the sun shines through the leaves and the trees
I mean, it's gotta count for something that is true. It actually does sign through the leads which is extremely impressive
I very much like that. I
Very much like that is very nice. That is very nice
It's gonna be a beautiful sight when I when I die here eventually about 10 seconds
I'm actually not
At Odendega yet. I believe I am passing some type of junkyard
Yeah, okay. I know I'm at I'm a little bit far from Odendega. I'm gonna try to go in this junkyard
And and I'm gonna go in here. I'm gonna see if I can find some disinfectant in the junkyard because that's what people keep
Disinfectant of course. I'm gonna see if I can see myself
Mm-hmm, or what do you want this to be do they support the shotgun and shoot myself?
You know that
Oh
Easy you do you do bury your backpack how you bury your backpack
Did you go into the orchard farm no, I'm not the one from I know where I'm at
It doesn't have a name on the map though. It's below the apple orchard the the the square right below it
The square of stuff
The green thing yeah, it's a green out. Yeah, there's a lot of me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
There's a beautiful beautiful. He plays chairs. Oh
Wait
Never mind. I'm still dead. I thought I found alcohol for a second. Wait. Did you die? No? No?
I thought I thought I found I thought I found alcohol. I thought I found alcohol to save me from my wound
It was it was just an empty bottle it was just an empty bottle
Uh, fuck.
The medkits are empty. Don't know why he's carrying them.
Dude, that's honestly the biggest problem on my mind right now.
I was just thinking that. I see him pause everything
and figure out why the fuck I'm carrying these empty medkits.
Guys, what do you think? I think that might be
the most pressing matter at hand right now.
I, we gotta get to the bottom of it. We gotta get to the bottom of it.
I
See something maybe it's something that can save my life. Oh, here we go
I'm not a fucking died you have any disaffected please God. No, that's this guy talking to me. Yes, please God
Please I'm like second from time. Please God here here take it put it on your wounds
Dude, put it on your wounds.
Here, take a pill too.
Are you okay?
Oh my god.
You look like you're head shaved, dude.
Peanut, put it on your wounds.
You keep putting it until the bottle's gone.
Oh my god, you are a lifesaver.
You are a lifesaver.
You are a lifesaver.
Peanut.
I'm not there great ride another great ride. Oh, for he's a jolly good fellow for he's
I'm a good fellow.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We gave it all we had.
I had a gun on me with 10 bullets.
By the way, Mr. Coconut.
All right, we are now on hour seven.
I
Don't think I've ever seen a game that peanut is actually truly bad at
What the fuck use over the clutch book in my cards?
You'll die to your body. I promise you that you'll die too
But I'm not I actually have food and water and give it time and guns give it time give it time
Give it time. Give it time.
I got a knife.
Thank you.
All right, this this one's actually starting out pretty good.
This one's actually starting starting out pretty good here.
I got some water. I got some food.
He's going pretty good so far.
He's going pretty good so far.
I found those rotten zucchini.
I
Found cereal
Congratulations
You got this 10th. I was a job 10th dive is the charm
Stop fighting zombies. I thought that too. I thought that too
I was thinking about maybe talking to him
You always think about maybe tickling their buttholes see if they'll just give me a quick wank and then walk on off once they're satisfied
I've tried hypnotizing them. I've
tried
Buttering the floor see if they slip, but nothing else is working. Nothing else is working
Oh my god, I just found a crossbow.
I'm gonna pimp it right up, I'm kind of pimp it, I just found a crossbow.
Alright, these are doing pretty good.
You can craft arrows.
How do you craft arrows?
That could be good.
Just like infinite zombie ammo.
And then I wouldn't want to have to worry about zombies killing me or getting infected
because I would never get hit by a zombie
and have to band with dirty rags.
Short sticks, knives and sticks.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, that would be fantastic.
That would be fantastic.
I just gotta get myself a knife and some sticks.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This this could be the run right here boys this could be it
I'm looking once out was 80 with armor really
He don't need the wire lapel. I see fuck you guys fuck you guys
I see an item. I'm picking up. All right pal. Those are the rules
He's a hacksaw on the bushes for sticks. Oh my god. Wait, it's actually did we just come out massive?
Hey, you gotta be joking. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh
Oh shit. Oh shit
I got scammed we're out of sticks and oh
oh whoa whoa whoa
yeah how do I make him into stuff how do I make him into things actually the
knife we're gonna use the hat saw hey hold up it we improvised hook I need
advice like hey hold up that's we can improvise hook
oh I gotta scroll
I'm sorry I'll do that then boys
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I'm taking that one follow me boy, follow me boys
Mmm, he's watching he's keeping watch
I
Needless to say something over yod day
How's it going over there for you coconut? I got all your shit. Thank you boys
You're a good man, you know that oh great the thing I needed to see me five minutes ago
Hey, I
Fucking tried
I'll fucking try my god damn best. You're good man. You're a good man
This is this is the hardest game I've ever played my dad. What is this game, bro? Oh my god. Oh my god
Okay, I don't know where I'm at but I'm just gonna follow this road for a little bit see where I end up
Oh a cooking pot. I don't have a broom
All right
Yeah, that's okay. We'll see you too. Okay. All right, you don't fuck it. Whatever. I don't even want to see there's anything in there
All right, follow me boys. Follow me boys. What's up in the pot?
Do I remember room that would that would that make it seven of room? I guess I can put the hacks out there
Hope that would give you enough room though
That right here here we go perfect all right here we go
Follow me boys follow me
It's bigger on the inside.
Go left.
Shut up over there.
Shut up over there, buddy. I am thinking. I'm thinking right now
I'm pondering I'm pondering. I'm at a fork in the road. I'm gonna go this way
Do I've been here before we all this is Sicario? Wait, I know it is this is fucking this is Sicario boy. Do you go north?
I'm coming up to on a dog a right now miss it missy coconut okay yourself I'm
taking a shit I'm fucking starting a jalapeno farm okay you start the
olibino farm I was starting to help in your farm you start the olibino farm
We fucking incredible and sounds amazing and sounds
I have all your shit. I don't know what to do. You know what is leaving on your body? I
Honestly don't even know what I had was good. It didn't really feel like good. I say is leaving doesn't really feel like good
okay, I
Have the mission boss. Oh, it's going great. It's thanks for asking. So yeah
Yeah, it's just fantastic, boss.
Thank you so much for asking.
We made a lot of progress.
We made a lot of progress.
Still on the way to, uh, holding over.
We're making it there.
We're making it there.
We're getting there.
We're getting to our dog up.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, all right.
Yeah, let me tell you something, boss.
Let me tell you something.
I never back down and I never give up, okay?
Oh, I know.
I never back down and I never give up.
You understand me, buddy?
Oh yeah, 4.30 in the morning, not going anywhere.
Exactly, exactly you, you may give up.
You may back down.
Me, I'm not backing up or backing down.
Or wait, we're not backing down, we're not backing up.
Listen, you have a welcoming party here.
There are a lot of people and a lot of guns.
We come on
Here at the church in Oh, Nindaga. What does that mean? Who are you?
What are you saying to me?
There is a welcoming party
There's six people here
They're taking I'm trying to hoard these peppers before they take them
You shut up about the fucking peppers
okay my rags just disappeared the peppers are the only things keeping me
alive right now what a sweet treat I just use I don't rags and they're just
gone so I was fine while I was super fun I was super great
does anyone know where my rags are I fucking hate this fucking game what
How have you, Coco? I thought you were close.
Oh.
Dude, I was, and I tried to set Pina, and then...
I made a hand throw!
Oh my god!
He downed me, he scared me.
Oh my god!
I tried to fucking kill him.
I made fucking improvised hand wrapping.
I broke his fucking chest, he doesn't armor to...
Perfect. You had the chance to come here and have unlimited supply of peppers.
Well, I'm here. You let me live.
I'm biking there right now.
Well, hold up now guys. Let's not be rash. Let's not let's not make any hasty decisions. Okay. Oh my god
Huge come up for me huge come up for me. I just found a sport or 22 with a scope on it
Well, guess what I got
I got 48 bullets for you if you can make it here. What the hell is this scope?
He's not
This is the old pirate's telescope. What the hell is that? Oh
And it's not a long horn. Oh, well, yeah, I probably wouldn't take that
Where you at? I'm I'm I was down at Sicario and so I'm heading north
Okay, well, I got 14 bullets. I'm gonna be there like one minute score
You're at sick a long one. What the fuck is that you never find ammo for the long one this I found ammo for it all the time
You need Seneca, I'll take the well. I really can't take the long one. I don't have no space
Because we don't have to the space take the long one
Hmm, what do you what about you Genji? Are you trying to meet or are you just going around Pokemon? Oh
No, no, no, I'm not to me
I'm just I was getting food and water all good. No, I'm I'm all good now
So great the actual gamer an actual daisy gamer
I'd rather circumcise myself than play this game. You see how she she
Got she got her shit together. She got her food. She got her thirst taken care of body body
Give it 30 minutes. She'll be fucking dead on the side of the
These developers should be ashamed of themselves.
I can't believe, I cannot believe this game is, it's just a terrible game.
It really is.
It's just so, it's just terrible.
It's fucking awful.
Like, I've never, like...
I'm here, I'm here, bro.
Are you?
Do you see the massive tower?
Yeah, you mean the church?
Me big
Fuck potato guys downstairs
He's got peppers kill him kill him immediately kill him kill him
Kill him kill him kill him keep you guys alive right now kill him kill potato guy take all his shit take all his shit
Kill him kill him kill him kill him that's what you said you want it coconut you said you wanted blood
Then take it
fetus is nearby gimmick is nearby you can kill him that's your ice cream now let him have it
follow me boys follow me
was it by the way is it just me or does it seem like all melee weapons are useless
I feel like I'm better than my fists. I mean
You bought those two shots of the use you level one ahead the incident
Yeah, and this is to be dead once we get to the military areas. They're a little bit padded the dudes
We're padded like a man. He's good
Hmm. Yeah, they got like they got armor and shit on
I
Talk to me game talk to me game
Shift plus forward hitting no heavy hits don't do anything to the zombies
Actually, I'm a bastard the head shots of those answer bite, but it doesn't seem like it does go cool talk to me
I'm going to play now, fishing.
Why are you shooting?
What are you shooting at?
Anything in here?
Oh, goodie, go drugs.
Go, go, go.
Can you hear me?
Hmm.
Hmm.
What's this?
Oh, a sewing kit.
That's nice.
Well that's nice, that's nice.
Put the gun out of your hand, take the gun out of your hand, put your fists, hold right click and block, cuckoo.
Yeah, I did, I did ban it, I'm gonna put it out.
Oh, you want some inch pussy, you want some inch?
Listen to the guy.
Boom, bam, boom, bam, boom.
You see that boys, that's how you do it right there, that's how you do it.
Man, stop shooting. You're attracting all the zombies to you.
We still had north
All right, follow me what was
Fixed a jacket
Guys a poop jacket. I see it's pretty cool. I think it's pretty trippy. Maybe we should fix it. All right
Um
There we go!
Alright, now we ride!
All of you work for me, what?
You climb from fish-fighting zombies to wearing a space suit,
and military was transferred to you in alien-in-space with alien guns and shit.
The game is for patient players.
I mean, guys, I'm getting word that there's aliens and alien guns.
Listen, I told you earlier that I faced demons.
Do you think I was joking?
I-I-I don't-I don't-I don't-I don't-I don't-I don't know-I don't know.
No, no. Never have you been.
Never.
I know you say what you mean.
And mean what you say.
And listen to me here because I do the same.
I have AIDS.
I am on like the 15th time of trying to survive and it's not doing much better.
Listen, how's your health?
I'm actually good this time.
I'm healthy.
Okay.
Good.
How is your blood?
Pretty good.
Okay, good.
How is your food?
So then focus focus on your food
Do it that's an item
Okay, boss. All right then boys
Kill the chicken for what?
In the chicken skin the chicken get the chicken meat. Well, I see two seep over there. I killed a sheep over there
Yes, but we can kill them. Yes, wait for what?
Where do you think food comes from I just can't see
There is no big Mac here. This could be a big Mac. I mean I come on. All right. Let me beat the sheep to death
Just kill a person and cut their body and make it a big Mac, you know
this she has the
Fattest balls I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh my goodness
I you are going to run around those sheep so much you would be hungry
You know what I played around even we're fucking sheep
Ah! Obviously the sheep is made of steel! I have one sheep!
How do you shoot me with? A .22!
Okay! You can shoot me in the stomach with a .22 five times and I will still be alive!
Alright now what? I've killed the sheep! Now what?
Okay, take out the knife or something. I have a hexa! Will that work?
Yes, a hacksaw will work. Yes. Put the hacksaw on your hand. Okay. Then court. I'm quartering
it. I'm quartering it. I'm so sorry, Mr. Sheep. I'm so sorry, Mr. Sheep. Sorry. I'm so sorry,
Mr. Sheep. Okay, more. Alright, I'm here. Cheers, boys. Cheers. All right. Take as
as much of that meat as you possibly can.
Okay.
Put it maybe.
Wait, our boat, wait, what, wait.
Are these?
All that's good to make hooks.
To make what?
Hooks.
I don't need hooks.
I need mutton.
So then get rid of that.
If you have a container of sorts,
you can put them in there.
You still have that pot?
That's your other pot, yeah.
Yeah, you can pop, you can pop, you can pop, yeah, you can pop.
There we go.
All right, all right, now we're cooking, now we're cooking.
That one.
You really want to learn, okay, because you can learn right now.
Okay, that one.
All right, all right, cool, go find a small shrub.
Okay, all right.
I found a small short right here.
All right.
You have gloves on?
Yes.
Okay, grab the long sticks from the shrub.
Oh, you got it?
Okay.
Beautiful, as many sticks as you can.
How many sticks do I have?
I depend on the shrub.
Most likely you might have two.
If you hit tab, you should do that.
two long sticks okay take the long sticks break them down I mean you don't
know what up take the long sticks break them down okay good these guys have a
utopia over here they got a whole jalapeno setup like it's like Navy seals
like these little sticks there leave those sticks there okay oh fuck
leave the sticks there okay guys leave the sticks you got it boss yeah go get
another two sticks you're gonna do six on a bus all right okay I'm on I'm on
your six your guns there put your guns back there that's okay with the guns back
guns back guns back boss guys back yeah those sticks okay got them and then
Once you get the two sticks, put them on your back, go to a bigger tree, and with your hacksaw,
you're going to scroll up, and you're going to get bark.
Oh!
Okay!
Get three barks, then bring those sticks and the bark back to where you were at.
Okay!
When you break a tree down, you don't get the sticks right away.
Okay.
Sorry, boss.
Okay.
Got him.
Oh, this would give me three.
This is the whole.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
The.
one, two, died.
All right, now.
This is unbelievable.
Grab a stick.
Okay.
Break it down.
Okay.
He's learning.
Oh.
Break it down.
Oh, guys, okay.
Okay, now combine
a bark with the stick.
Okay.
The bark that you had.
Yeah, combine it.
Got it, got it.
Alright, alright, alright.
Then put the fireplace down somewhere nearby.
Okay.
Now combine a stick again.
Combine a small stick with another
bark, but scroll up
to make a drill kit.
Okay.
drill kit. Okay. Wait, first of
a split the stick. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. All right.
Now, how many spare sticks do you
have? I've got two more long ones
and this one. All right. When
you look at the fire and you hit
hit tab. Okay, yeah, I'm able to a spot. Yeah, you started a fire. I have a hand
real good. All right, grab the hand real kid. Okay. Put this do not put the sticks in the
fireplace put the sticks in the fuel before you do anything. I like with the six of the
We should have a lot of things in short six in the fuel short sticks in the fuel section, okay?
I was that these long six in the short six very important made in the
Most important steps. What's that? Watch carefully. You got plenty of sticks
All right. I'm gonna touch it. I'm gonna touch it. Okay. I'm attached short six to it
Yes, attach short six to it and then you got more short six on the ground put that in the fuel also
Okay, it was short stick. Okay. Now grab a long stick. Don't break it. Don't break it. Don't break it. Okay. Don't break it.
Do not break it. Okay guys. All right. Short stick
short stick
wait
What I think you need to grab a short stick. Okay. Oh, okay. I can make one
Grab one short stick from the pile. Do not break it. Oh, okay. Oh wait for the there is no short stick in the pile
Wow. Yeah, there is. If you look at fuel, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, I see it. I see it.
Yeah, right.
I got it.
Put the long stick in the vicinity. Don't put it in the fire.
Got it. Got it. Oh, here we go. Okay, guys. I have five short sticks.
Okay, put the short stick and the long stick and you'll make a
uh
Fire pay something
Put the rest of the small sticks in the fuel again, okay
All right
And then put the fucking stand on the fire attach the stand put the stand in your hands guide
Attach it to the fire. Okay grab the fucking drill cave
By night look at the fire ignite the stupid thing. Yes
Ignite the firebots ignite the fire all right now grab your fucking pot once it's a once it's ignited
Ignite
Have a fun
Alright grab your pot look at you see what's this cooking at the top
Put put your pot there where it says cooking. Okay. All right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay now hit tab
Okay
Look at the food
The food will become it's it'll say instead of raw it'll say cooked and hot. Oh my goodness. Oh
but
I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster right now.
Wheeee!
You're gonna make your way over.
If you don't make your fucking way over to Onondaga after this.
What a ride!
This isn't boys!
This is what we've been working for for eight hours!
I'm making technology. I'm here. I'm here in a or the Naga or whatever. I'm at the
jalapenos. Are you guys kind? Is it cooked now? Yeah. Oh, it's just baked. Wait, it's
baked good? Yeah, take it off. Take it all off. Take the whole pot off. Put it in the
vicinity. Yeah, to the vicinity, guys. Okay. Now, wait, is it baked? Okay. You can't eat
it yet. As soon as it goes from hot to warm, then you can start eating it. It's cold? You
need it when it's cold too so you start how long can I say this me it'll be fine
for a while man get your fucking ass to own and dig
I don't even know what we're doing. I don't know any of what we're doing.
We're trying to get him here man. You just take care of your food and your water while
you here you got fucking yeah I'm happy
I'll pay your boys
immediately
can't be right now
someone kill me
someone fucking kill me
you can think of a good one
get the meat back in the pot
take the fucking pot
I got a good this last piece of meat.
I- WOAH!
WOAH!
HAHAHAHA
You know what's crazy?
Well, Jinji hopped on like 30 minutes ago, and she's already here.
Ah, hey, I got the four hours, you know, I got a bead.
Yeah.
She's got both mom guards.
Hey, yeah.
Alright.
When you're done put the put the all the meat in the pot grab the pot. Don't forget your weapons
Okay
And just fucking
You got a lot of shit on you make friends. I have a lot of shit on me. I have died piece of me
Dude, you know, they would kill for nine. They would kill for nine piece of meat
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nobody tell my nine pieces of meat then
No, but no
I'm in the pot
So that they can't, you can start eating that meat by the way
The one that's orange, you can eat that
Okay
Alright, gotta go get ice
Fucking drinking scotch at five o'clock in the goddamn night
You know how to cook food
In a fucking video game
Thanks, bud. Thanks, bud.
I'll be right back.
Are we just going to wait for this thing?
Just saying not hot and then we can grab it, I think.
I think we grab it. Wait, can we grab it one time?
Oh, no.
Yeah, okay.
All right, wow back on the road again. Oh back on the road again back on the road again
We're doing pretty good.
Wow, that was intense.
Hey, baby, thanks for teaching me that, Miles.
Thanks for teaching me.
It's a person.
Last time.
What are we going to learn next?
reading, traversing, math, tables. Well, I got my weapons. This is Peter's big adventure.
Peter's big adventure we're on. This is the world, this is the big world. I think I'm
here. Wait, am I here?
Hello. Wait. Where am I?
Am I here? Am I in the town?
Yeah, I think I'm here right now.
You see a massive
massive church.
Is it one big tower or is it a bunch of yellow nipples on top?
Evil sort of thing.
Yeah, that's not it.
Is that it?
No, where am I?
Well, I think I think I know how to find out what I'm at all I gotta do is find a side
It's just I'm a wait wait wait. I'm in Ontario
All right, so
Follow me boys follow me boys
one. There's no way you're in
Ontario. Holy shit. That's what I was thinking. I don't think I am. That doesn't make a lot of sense.
Does it? That doesn't make sense because I was in the Alph Industries. I'm not in Ontario.
You didn't die in Alph Industries? Um, I don't remember. I kind of remember. I don't remember.
I don't remember. Do you know what a giant mosque is?
I do not know what a giant mosque is.
I told you, Mr. Peanut, I am Christian.
I think I am in the right spot.
I'm not even joking. I think I am where you guys are.
Is there a giant statue of a giant guy over at Arch when you walk in?
Hmm, I don't think so okay, so you have no other landmark than big building
It's a fucking massive building. I see a huge building. I see a massive building. I'm gonna go to the front of it, okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Hopefully with the same massive building. I think you might be here actually
Don't kill anybody remember you have a lot of food on you your friends right now. I have bullets for you
But where I wear I'm I'm in the large building
Perfect you're not at all because you would be here. Oh my god. Oh
My god kill me
I believe with this is that this is Ontario, but that doesn't make sense. I was in Alph industries
No, I died an outfit this week. Wait. Oh, you're right. I did. I died
Eating until your bars away, uh, keep eating okay
I mean much I mean I mean I mean I mean
Okay, we have a little stock that's okay. I've overcome bigger obstacles than that
Oh
Wait, let me pull up the bat. Let me see if I'm actually in Ontario
You know, I don't think I am this way would show the giant statue
With the guy
Wait, hold up. Where am I? Where am I?
If that building that you are in oh fuck I'm in Ontario I'm in this house right here right now
Oh, I'm so fucked. Go to the road go north go to the go to the road. I'm gonna run straight north
I'm gonna run straight north. Yeah
It's night time the zombies are feral or something
I'm on the move boss. I'm on the move. They're not gonna catch me. They're not catching me
I am way too fucking fast for these eyes. Can you climb walls? Oh my god
Thanks, thanks for the tip. Thanks for the insidescreen boss. You might have to take care of me
Please, shut up, VV
Watch your mouth, pussy!
Die! Okay, I've got bandages, but they're dirty. But I have iodine, whatever it's called.
So I put it on beforehand? Oh, after hand. You can combine the iodine with the...
of this is that the other side
the
yes there we go
BAM
this infected
we are you guys look this infected
whatsoever but I'm going to use it
I'm in the church
upstairs okay I'm coming to the
church yeah if we have
if our bullets say you can use
come up here
okay we're good to go
right at the top, where the
floors, four floors. You can
get into.
Put them on your hands again.
That was a mistake. That was an
oopsie poopsies.
Okay. Okay. I'm on the road. I'm on the road. What do you say? On the road again. I'm on
the road. I'm on the road again. Don't you worry, boys. I'm on the road again. I'm on
the road again. Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys. You're doing pretty good. Thanks, boys.
I
Want the road again. I bought the road again. I was born by the river
I was born by the river
I was born by the river take direction
Alright, I'm going north. Honestly guys, I know it took eight hours, but I think this is actually the run.
I think this is genuinely the run when we start doing good.
Is it a run?
Is that- yeah?
Anybody read me a note?
Yeah, if you know this is a run. Thanks, guys!
I thought so too! I thought-
Thanks, guys!
Speed 2 speed 2. I was bored by the river
Really spooky out here. I see something off in the distance to the left. I think that might be the Alphindus face
Yeah, it's got to be down been to shine this out finishes right here the ways we died
We were conscious and something to arrange no pills no food no water is raised he is coming to Ontario
Wait, no way was I right about Pokemon cards replacing food and water?
I don't think so I've been finding them all over the place Pokemon cards or food water both. I think
essentially
The loot pool is inundated Pokemon cards. I think we're missing a half of all food and water because it's fucking Pokemon guys
Jesus my plan
Is the beat ginger in a game of Pokemon cards?
But you play put me back in the game. I
Guess you can if you get the cut. I don't know how to play, but
You know Google
This has more food and water than typical servers
I
Pray for everybody plays this game
I pray for the mental well-being. I pray for the mental well-being and I hope I hope these I hope you succeed
I mean dude, I was just talking to Coco in game and mid conversation. He's disappeared
He's he's like he's alright. He might be asleep. He might he might be asleep
No, this is no way, you just passed out.
I'm still heading north, boss, I don't know where I'm at though.
Find a road, follow the road, it'll take ya.
Yeah, I don't know if that's possible, double boss.
watch. Yeah, fuck myself. Who knows how? Who knows? By the way, this food has lasted
me. Are you a white bar? I'm almost I'm almost out of all the things I could and my food
his half I mean you're booking it so that's a that's good I was a guy so
fucking fat I was he genuinely so he's eating a whole sheep in half an hour and
he's still on me
don't we got a lot of green peppers man don't worry thank God thank God we got
the green peppers on all of you boys follow me gentlemen
sprinting kills your food sprinting is like I don't know why the fuck I'm
trying to explain this you're not gonna play past today
we don't get it done today it's over no no I'm I playing it I'm I'm playing
Yeah, I'm learning. All right. The first time never goes good for anything. Everyone knows that
the first plan a never goes good ever in life
Do you remember how to make a fire at least? Yes?
You do you fucking do a bunch of shit for like 25 minutes
I
Remember I remember
like this man I
I
Think what I'll do is I'll take my sadness
That I'm feeling and and
Forced it upon him and then he won't be able to get looted and he won't be able to stop me
I'll just speak up behind him and I'll beat the shit out of them
you're saying you're trying you're trying to curse him I'm trying to curse
him yes yes yes what I'll do is I'll say hey Sam and let's team up and they
go oh that's great and then boom that's what I whip out the pistol miss my shot
get obliterated
oh oh shit I found a bug I found a bug let's go
Oh, can Irish goodbye me?
Well, let's go.
Goodbye.
Did you pass out?
No, I almost fucking shit myself.
I had a run.
I got the road again.
Cleaver.
You got the deal.
There's no matter.
The road again.
On the road again.
On the road again.
And we go over here and take a look where I'm at.
I'm doing spin outs two miles down on this bike.
I think I know where I am.
I think, I know where I am.
This is where I died so long ago.
Actually, this place is kind of crazy for loot.
I might want to check this out real quick
before I get going.
I don't want to just go the fuck north.
This place is pretty sweet for loot, boss.
I don't think you're gonna want to miss this your ass north. I
Don't think you're gonna want to miss this boss
Not gonna want to miss these green peppers. Ah
This place is pretty sweet. I remember being here. There's a lot of goodies a lot of goodies. I'm talking max wind
I got a Russian combat on me, hold up.
Had to piece his ass up, type shit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, beat his fucking ass.
That beat the shit out of him, beat his dick.
Yup.
Beat his dick.
Oh, great, Pokemon cards instead of like a rifle.
Where are you, Peter?
Where are you, man?
I'm pretty close.
I'm pretty close.
I'm just grabbing a couple items.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll leave these zombies.
Nothing.
Hey, oh, hey, some bullets.
Hold up.
Hold up now.
Oh tickle my butthole that's quite convenient. Where's Peter? I know where I am on the map.
Nice to be very close. You see that if you follow the apple orchard to the bottom left of the map
I'm right that that military compound thing. Mm-hmm and I have a bike so I get there quick
He's playing like it's apex just scootin real quick
I'm going to get to the zone zone zone is closing it's closing don't worry I'm gonna
jump bad I've got I've got I'm good I'm good I've got a deployable don't you worry boss
Don't you worry.
I'm a city loot.
I don't think I'm skinning in the city.
I love the music in the background.
Wait, hello?
Hey, I'm just passing through.
Don't mind me.
Please God, don't kill me.
Please God.
I'm loading back in.
I don't read something like Jack's fucking bug.
What'd you say?
What do you say?
Hey, how you doing boss? I'm not I'm not doing nothing. I'm just getting out of here. See you guys
It's gimmick
Oh, I've got a helmet on sorry, it's hey, how you doing boss?
I
Do it beautiful
Look at you. Thank you. You're beautiful as well. Oh wait. I take your goddamn
Fucking hero, I'm trying to figure out I put it in where it needs to go
Oh, hold on give me one second here. That's what she said. Oh, that's doing sexy time doing sexy time
Take your time, Mr. Peanut. Wait, I've got okay
Okay, I just okay. I'm stuck in there. I'm gonna leave that here. How you guys how you guys doing?
What listen mr. Peanut? What do you need? I need what are you guns and am you this and now?
For what your lord are you alone? Yes? Yes, I am I
Have peppers
pepper I
Would love a pepper
There you go. Are you are you looking for somebody?
I'm looking for salvation gimmick. I'm looking for salvation
I've been playing this game for eight hours and have died
Relentlessly the starving at the water
Welcome to Day Z Mr. Peanut, welcome to hell. Wow, that's great
Welcome to hell, Mr. Peanut. Oh, thanks. Glad to be here. So glad to be here
We're not ready to cross the river, but do you want me to take you over to Onondaga?
There's a farm going up there. Mr. Habibi's there. Mr. Coconut is there. Yeah, I've got a bike
I've got a bike just right here so I'm gonna get there quick. I'll be zoomin
Let's fucking kill them let's kill that guy
Let's fucking kill that guy oh
My god oh
Said oh shit
Hey, is that guy funny yes, no, no, no, no, I don't do the fuck this we got killed we got killed
Okay, but somebody else here short and tall
Okay, I have an idea
Okay, I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay, I want you to do is I want you to run back and forth
From here to that box ten times, okay?
what you have seems very dangerous but i have an idea what's his idea
i have a handful of leaves and shovel up your ass
and then like go stand in the middle of the road
what do you think no i have a plan i have a plan
we're just spitballing here we're just spitballing
we're just spitballing i mean i'm telling you this guy runs across the road
and then back i have another idea okay
yeah whatever you have a grenade it's not going to let you guys I swear we're
just gonna predict it like once let's play friends once be a friendly man
okay let's play once okay then
I'll hit G or you'll hit G.
I'll hit G, hit G.
I'm not doing anything! We're into one attack!
Wait, where are you? Where are you?
It didn't do nothing. It didn't do-
Where are you then? We'll come. You're under attack, Ellis.
Why the fuck is it still night time?
Ain't no fucking way right now, dude.
There's no fucking way right now, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Who is he?
It's you.
You're a gimmick and his friend.
We were under attack, so they thought it'd be a good idea to throw a fucking grenade,
but they didn't know how to throw the fucking grenade, so they dropped it at their feet.
Are they all dead?
Are they all dead?
Oh my god, please kill me.
Listen, I'm going in the front of the church and I'm going to do what needs to be done,
Mint.
Oh wait, I'll be there in a second.
Oh my god, it's not in Sicario, I think.
I'll do what needs to be done.
You know what?
It's like I do here.
I'm slow you know how to slow walk Coco you hold control follow me boys follow me
I don't really know you guys should give it a guy to give it guy or no those two
guys died but this means we can't touch I mean let me hold up I gotta take a
quick peek at this I gotta take a quick peek at this let me tell you something
Coco I've got a shotgun on my back. I want you to have it
All right now
All right, hold down hold down. Let's click and throw it
Perfect. Perfect. Fantastic.
Fantastic. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. What a sweet little treat.
You had everything. You had everything but old for him.
What a sweet little treat. What a sweet little treat.
He made all the food. He wasn't hungry anymore.
He don't know how to make a fire.
That was great. It was great while I lasted. I'll tell you that. It was fantastic. I had the time of my life.
I had the time of my life while I lasted.
There we go. What a goody gun drums.
Sweet light.
I'm still walking to my death.
No don't do it yet.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
I'm not.
Shit is 5.20 in the morning.
I have been offline.
I'm doing this for free for the last five hours.
I'm almost there.
Don't give up yet.
He's been waiting for six hours here.
You fucking time.
You fucking time.
You fucking time.
Don't.
Don't give up yet.
Don't give up yet.
there I'm almost there don't don't give up yeah I'm almost I'm almost there don't
give up I'm almost there I'm almost there I'm almost there don't give up a
baby I have it was it all fair to me listening listening I met those two
gentlemen and then we said we're all gonna go to on Dega and then I was walking
towards my bike to get on it and go to on Dega and we started getting shot
that's why we were stuck behind that house that's what happened I swear
if I accidentally click the left button it is over for me don't don't do it if
you I'm on the way I'm sprinting as fast I can do where you are okay
absolutely nothing
Who
What mental problems do you have to play this fucking game?
Oh my god, oh my god
the best case scenario with this game is that you just die later that's that's the
goal if you think about it we're kind of winning more than anyone else we're
die more than anyone else so we kind of won you mean you know I mean like I can
ever pretty good can I request like a like a song to die to yeah yeah like
West Virginia
Bob Bob
That one. No, it's got to be more sad than that
Okay
Guys
A dog that needs to be rescued. I got one. I got one. This actually doesn't have a slow beat
It's not a sad beat, but it is a sad story, okay?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it, you would even say it close
Oh, the other reindeer didn't let him play in the reindeer games.
Then Santa came to say, Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh
to die?
all the other raindies loved him then they let him play the reindeer games and
I want to fuck it up if you think that's cool please take me yes it is yes it is
I'm dying at sunrise I'll tell you that I don't die in sunrise I've seen to hit a
map border I don't know fucking how I went straight fucking north I went to
have to be sunrise in real life before you get I went I went by the way turn
your max your game out you're the video settings it's actually fire there's like
the only game I've ever seen where it doesn't doesn't ruin it yeah I yeah
literally see you take off I don't care
he's like left to run but you know why the reindeer song is is sad
wait no it's not cuz rain Rudolph wasn't able to play in the rain game games
You are a baby
Does it want to know about the reindeer song tell me the reindeer tell it tell it don't you know why the Rudolph story is sad
Why not because they wouldn't let him play in the reindeer games
Maybe are you gonna keep that thing you can listen?
You want to start, you want to keep dicking around.
I'll turn this fucking car around.
I'll turn this fucking car around.
I'm not laughing, I'm crying.
Yeah, because it's so sad.
Now listen, the reindeer song isn't,
no it's not because his red nose was a tumor.
It was, the reindeer song is sad,
not because they wouldn't let him play in the reindeer games,
but that they let, that, that, that, that,
that they let him play in the radio games only when he was useful
yes and yes and they were races and they were races i genuinely have no f***ing clue where i'm
going this map border goes forever i'm killing myself like honestly like why does Santa have to
to have a bunch of little guys I don't know where I'm at I thought I was going
the right direction I guess it was not like what do you have sex with those
elves you know I don't know I don't I don't know I don't know I don't know I
don't know okay can I kill myself with nothing
No, he can't.
No, you can't.
You know what I was saying?
I was just like,
I was just like running off a fucking cliff.
Just by the fucking high cliff, it ain't for the bushes.
And then keep running back and forth.
I could have swore I was in Sicario.
I could have swore I was in Sicario.
I saw that place that I spawned at earlier,
but then I went north and the whole thing is sectioned up.
I'm in the north you mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You're a compass. I have my compass
So I dropped it making harder. I was going now. I'm gonna go south now. I think I'm in the north
Okay
When he does when he's when he wins he gonna realize red needle is north. Oh my goodness. Oh
oh my god wait you see I was going north when I was trying to go north and
the red needle was pointing north when I was trying to go north what the wait a
second you know way wait a second wait a hold up put a fork in my ass and call
me Sally are you sure stupid you parked the RV RVs parked right next to the
date you spawn hungry yes that's cuz god hates me that's because god hates me
That's what's going on here a classic case of God-hating me
There's a tomato tomato
Don't worry you baby. I'm already starving
You just die and respawn in this fucking town
Maybe a hunch can add food or water
two I think you're just bad that might be that's probably true yeah that's
cuz all of you guys are in a big town living off of other guys food when I'm
out here roughing it I'm out here roughing it on my own I was spawned by
Not even near a town. Hello. I'm out of here fucking roughing it. I'm out here solo
Dolo
All right, you could get out the mud like me and D gris
The longer you're alive the more of a beard your character has
Well good my guy almost I
I look like he was castrated
I'm halfway to my real beard in real life.
There's no way.
You can yank on that shit while hitting it from behind.
Like a dried apple?
Fucking showed up here.
Tell.
Can you eat what?
A dried apple?
Yep, dried is good too.
As long as it doesn't say rotten, it's safe.
Okay, cool.
Now rotten is the best food.
Your mom's the best food.
Okay
My apples rude by the way, don't worry guys my apple is
Now I'm gonna starve I'm gonna go check out my jalapeno fuck
Oh my god.
Can we just steal all these hellpages?
Those are just dead.
With the rat trap!
WAAAA!
Oh my god, this is fucking dumb.
Waa!
With the rat trap!
WAAAA!
Fucking with the rat trap!
WAAAA!
Fucking with the rat trap!
WAAAA!
Fucking with the rat trap!
WAAAA!
trap yeah and then get a fire and then gimmick drop a grenade down my butthole
And I exploded so that's what happened there. That's what happened there
Hmm you were bored by the river yes, I was bored by the river
bad there's a bunch of guns stashed in these bushes over here load them all and
see if you can fit them in my mouth if you if you don't think but when you
come here okay if you think we're going somewhere what boy you're in you're in
for a surprise. We're not going somewhere or we are going somewhere. We're taking that
asshole alive boy. That's what we're going to do. We're going to tear that peanut ass off.
Well I'll tell you where I'm going. I genuinely have no fucking idea why I'm not. I've never
seen the things that I'm seeing now. Ever. Not one time.
I
Did a time yet?
I don't know and dark out. I'll tell you max out your your game. It's like it's daytime. It's like the same thing
I've been up playing this game for so long my vapor and out of batteries. Oh, dude, you can't anybody more sick. Oh
I
Fuckin sick
Sick oh the bottom of my jaw
We all we all out dude. You need to rip us. We just take all ripped ASAP
You get that bad boy charge
That's why I would die and minimal sick old age
I mean
I'm charging it. I'm charging it.
Please kill me
Are you actually gonna die? You know where you are? I I
Not really, but I there's a listen listen. There's a non-zero chance
I pop out of this woods, and I'm right ready to be there's a non-zero chance
Okay, I would say that's unlikely
Because God hates me, but I would say there is it there is a non-zero chance
That I pop out on a goofball in the mud
Who is our enemy on the server anyways?
Sobbing so much the enemy. I haven't seen him once. What is it? I'm maybe is that in-game zone? Oh
Shit, no realistically once we leave this town
with never leave this town
Everybody's on
That's the moment we leave this town with three or four people
It's it's no more like you can talk if you don't want my mission
Shoot on a site. No more mission. I said for me. We need no more make me ice. I feel you know
Do we kill summit ones were rich forever until we die of their patient
Cool thing about this game is that I don't know how kid it some it is
If you pop them in the head with oh, yeah
Hey, you had one shot someone with a 22
If you pop him in the head with the 2-2, he's down.
You might have to shoot him again.
You said you would die to a 2-2.
You liar.
I say, I think that's because I'm built different.
I say, I'm talking about real life.
I take that shit, but I don't know how to.
Take a 2-2 to the abs.
You could not take a 2-2 to the abs.
Yeah, you can hurt.
What?
How big is a 2-2?
I have the head in this game
You down him, but he's still alive wait
Hold up. How big is it 22? We how big is it 22? I think I should use right hunting like birds
22 is it point two to
Look, I'm pretty sure it's like a little pellet. Would that make it even better though because it's so small just slices right through something
Yeah, you say that's like the armor piercing five five six rounds. I could fucking just blow your whole fucking torso
like it'll knock you out tutu can knock you out and it can kill you like
depending on where it hits you like you shoot a guy in the eye with the tutu
he's dead if you shoot him in dick his shoulder he's fine like you can fit a 22
bullet in a pee pee hole you know like if that's how tiny it is that you're
analogy sounds painful well hey guys I'm next to a giant wall does anyone
recognize his giant wall. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you gotta do is you gotta go like a right
look at it. Right. Look at yourself on the one circumference with the Y X axis and go
to the right and then fucking go to the game. Go that way. He's here. Yeah. And then when
When you hit a road, follow the road.
Okay.
In that direction.
That's the driving.
Hey, wait.
Look at the map.
Are you sure it's to the left of this?
Okay, listen.
I don't know what side of the fucking driving you're on, so you might be going the wrong
way.
When you log out of this game, is your body disappeared or are you laying on the ground?
No, it disappears.
Wait, what do you just log out and do in a firefight?
When I log off tonight, I'm dead.
Why?
because I'm about to kill myself in this game who knows brother who knows
I'll let I pass the road I didn't give up passing roads I see something ahead I
I see I see something up ahead boss recognize this boss. I'm not even looking
Is this on cardio or whatever you are?
No, no, you're not in Ontario you're on to Dodd.
I'll get Donna yeah, I just worry is this is this on gandana?
Okay, for some reason I actually, okay, you know I told you I remembered that barn with the glory hole like 10 years ago
I'm remembering this house too
There's that weird reason
That is
I'm with the rat trap, ah! We're with the rat trap, wow!
Ah
You see a road yet
No one the other side of that big-ass barn is there a road let me check let me check boys. Let me check
You check
Okay, I'm checking.
Yep.
You got a spark?
Oh, shit! Oh, Gucci on my arm. Gucci on my shoe wall.
Gucci on my arm. Gucci on my shoe wall.
I think I recognize this place. I think I recognize this place. I remember that pipe.
I
Remember I recognize that pipe right there
Yeah Gucci on Gucci on my shoe whoa you see my new belt
You see why do you see my new ball? I'm dripping in this bitch
I'm dripping out. I'm dripping on your bitch dripping on your bitch like a faucet in the mud
ugly God trip on your bitch like a faucet
It's a month
Oh, yeah, ugly God, you bitch, like a droplet.
Where are you guys in the town?
Oh, we're at the, I'm on the bench.
I'm on a little picnic.
He might be here right there, guys.
Come to my mouth
No, you don't that's ugly God, of course I do ugly God
Drip on your beats like a droplet
Okay, I think I'm actually getting somewhere here this might be like the spot this is fun
I
Do I might be in the town is it?
They hold up is it
You're probably still a bit away from it. No, I think I'm in the town boss
Do you see the big building is there a big building? There's a big building over there
Yeah, with a with a pointy hat. Oh tall building
Yeah, wait, does it have red writing on it?
It does not have a writing on it.
Where the fuck am I?
Okay.
Come to the front of the church.
Where am I?
Please God, kill me.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm getting attacked by the assistant living kettestine.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Okay
To hang it out
Just like I'm using the shotgun is like a headrests. I'm so tired
I'm out of food water if they're both blinking and
Dude mate, we might have to go find peanut
Do not look for me you will need the same
Let me see that thing
Guys am I in the building
In the hot oh wait no you're not
Am I in the right town
Oh shit I found can't pork we we we we we we we we we we we I might be safe I might be saved
See
She
Cookin boys work
Look at the map wait
We would sit here we add
There's a fuck ton of peppers over here
I'm actually not hungry. I've been doing pretty good
I'm like peanut over there
Okay, buddy. You think you're cool. You think you're funny, don't you?
Okay, I think I might be in Ontario. I'm gonna check
No, you can't be in Ontario. Dude. You're so far left of that. Okay. Oh, yeah, I see I think called International Hotel
Look at okinaw
Oh, good. Nada. You're left. Oh, you're not. You sure I'm
left. The driving that you were at earlier is to the left of
Odinaga. Wait, hold up. Wait. Where was your drive in?
Muff fucking. Wait. Oh, a drive in. Yeah. You wouldn't have
sent me opposite right you you would have sent me toward where I'm supposed to go right
no why the fuck would I do that you would have sent me where I'm supposed to go right
you would have sent me the opposite direction right we got to that ass I'm drinking 15 year
old Scotch at 545 in the fucking morning wait you you wouldn't have sent me the wrong direction
right I'm not gonna be in this town I'll take a little left when I was supposed to go on
Right, Greg?
You can't stop talking about anything.
Right?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where's the fucking birthday I've ever had in my life?
I don't know what time it is.
I don't know.
You've only got six to seventeen hours of fucking this.
I don't see international.
Is that the international hotel?
Oh my God, is that the international hotel?
Oh, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, man.
No, we know it's not.
It's not.
Wait, I don't know.
Is it?
Oh my God, I think it is.
Why would you send me the opposite direction of where I'm supposed to go?
I just came from the fucking
east.
I approached the problem so which
side of the fucking driving you
were on?
You could have just said I was at
the drive-in and I could look at
the fucking map.
I said I don't know which side of
the fucking driving.
I cannot believe you just hit me in
the opposite direction of where I
was supposed to go.
I did not believe you just tricked me like that
Now my health is licking
Now my health is licking
Turn on daytime dude. It's been dark for like two hours. I don't know what's going on. You're right
So I'm not right
Is that this I
Can't tell no way that's land hotel not international hotel. Oh am I are you sermon Anita?
Am I he's nuts. We were hold on wait. They don't a medical place to be right. Oh my god. I need it. Oh my god
Well, you're here. Oh my god
Well, that's my blood to I only have to go. Oh, it's okay. I think I'm a plus wait action novel girl now
Interesting I'm a B plus that was a B plus I am
Oh shit, I may be plus two.
Oh fuck!
I also have a saline bag if you need it, and charcoal pills.
Deck down what guns do you have?
Oh my god!
Well, just a sport or 22, a BK133, an SP5K, and a MWKI-E one.
Oof, how was your college, my boys?
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Listen, okay, I've been through a night. Alright, I've been through a night. It's been a night.
Will you test my blood?
Please, don't yell at me. I already had...
This has been too much.
You know what, I'll pay back. Here, here, check this out.
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself, God.
Why am I losing out? Nothing is wrong with me.
I have water.
What?
What?
Game dude.
Please. God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, please.
Someone, release me.
Release me for this hell.
It's not a call.
Let's call it. It's done.
It's fine. It's done.
Let's call it, let's call it, please, please, let's call it.
But we're not calling it, I'm getting to that fucking town and we're going in.
Why are you always limping, man? Why are you always paralyzed?
Well, this guy, it seems to me, toward the town I was supposed to be going to,
he sent me the equal distance in the opposite direction.
We should have him stay in a town and we go find him.
Oh my god
It's fucking dark boss
It's gotta be daytime eventually, man.
Wait, chat is saying that the compass can be inaccurate if it's damaged.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Why?
We can use the map.
Why?
That makes a lot of sense.
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Literally fucking why?
I thought, when they were programming this game, did they have like an effigy of Satan
or a voodoo doll that they had of all their players and they were stabbing it or like
a manifesto who who who who who would do that who would do that
who would make a compass inaccurate in a game where there's no mob
and even if there is a mob it does do something to help it
they should just make it so like I fuck you peanut we can spawn like fucking
Habibi and Gingian, you know?
That'd be a good fucking future.
That'd be a good future. I gotta find Peanut. We gotta fuck. We gotta spawn it, can't we?
And then, like, boom. There you go.
There you fucking go.
Come on, come on. Can't be an accurate...
Big news.
And I haven't seen daytime in, like, oh my god, the sun's out in real life.
Ah, sun's out in real life, because...
Good.
That just means we're up.
That just means we're fucking up.
Yeah, I'm fucking up. Yeah, she's broke. We're up. She's broke. We're up in that month
What the fuck are you right now? I am so I do I am genuinely oh my god. No, I see I'm figuring it out though
I am working on my god. We gotta go find him
I
Want to know grab the green peppers the only reason you guys are surviving is because you're in a town and with each other
I am good at this game. I'm just solo no
I didn't die once I didn't even spawn in a town. I think it's just a skill issue. I
Told you these peppers are doing work
and you're doing anything you can to stay away from peppers.
Okay, this was the first town being a Hutch went to.
I remember.
What was it called?
This was the first town I remember.
This is what a Hutch was playing.
This Joe peanut.
You say?
This Joe.
What?
Joe mama.
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know there should be a sign right here but
I don't see why he went the wrong way Genji
That's the way have he been told me to go
Just tell me it's okay to press a button Genji. It's not okay. I need you
I'm just gonna
Should I just pull in a 24 hour and just yeah, I
What's the what's the point what are we doing I
Thought I knew what this game was about I
Don't know I know I know I know what it's about. I know what it's about
it's it's about suffering it's about learning video games sometimes aren't
meant to be fun sometimes you make the city air and suffer I'm full on food
I'm full of water my health is all a shit good my life and I'm still suffering
I
Still remember time
peanut
Had a pot full of fucking
lamb
Or go or whatever the fuck?
I said fucking go to eat let's fucking go
Moving that time Coco I said just fucking go more
Just follow the fucking road
I'm actually kind of stacked right now
I'm actually kind of stacked right now boys
I'm not even
He doesn't say anything to me in the next 10 seconds
Did you say something?
No, I guys I'm actually coming I'm on the way
I'm really close
Where are you?
I don't know
No, but I know where the sign is it's right down the road just a beating the zombies now they don't know where I'm at
How many hours that she was like 15
Oh, yeah, I have the side I have the side right here. I have the side here. We go
The side is Tuscarora. I've been Tuscarora
Boxing up
Where's that I don't know please got someone find it
Her fucks I
Can't be any fucking further. I can't be any further. This is the furthest I could be
Yeah, just let him kill you man.
Just let him kill you.
I've done the cool bandage stuff though, you sure?
Oh, you have bandage?
Yeah, you see what I'm doing?
Alright, I'll let him kill me.
Okay, I'm gonna get it over with.
I'm gonna kill you.
I mean, what are we even waiting for?
What are we waiting for with this?
Are we a doodle?
Hold on, they just not gonna, they're gonna even kill you.
Listen,
how if you make it here then we start a run like are you still going are you
going until we die yeah out but dying real life
it takes like five six hours wait let me check hold up
hold up because if not then in three minutes the server is restarting
My bike's gonna fucking do something.
Oh my god, I've drank the whole bottle.
The whole bottle's gone.
I've never done that playing video game, something that's in this game my entire life.
I've never finished an entire bottle.
Well there you go, there you have it, old boy.
There you fucking have it.
This game is fucking ass.
Who are the fucking developers?
I'm getting good morning messages from friends and family.
Your friends and family do that?
I can't even.
That's so sweet.
Yeah, yeah.
That's so sweet.
Your family says they love you.
Yeah, what a bad dude.
Your friends and family don't message you in the morning?
No.
What?
Nobody messes me fucking up.
I mean, your sister doesn't message you in the morning.
No.
Well, I don't have one, to be pretty hard.
Oh, man.
That sucks.
OK.
It's cool.
You hear that, Peter?
Fucking pussy.
Guys, I pressed respawn, and I think it just gave up on me.
I think it just said I don't get it anymore.
I think it's saying I don't get any more respawn.
Let's call it.
Let's call it, guys.
Let's call it.
Guys, we haven't even started yet.
I've been doing this for 16 hours!
Oh my god!
How did I make no progress in 8 and a half hours?
Is that even possible?
Try double! Try double!
I haven't done anything!
I need another bottle.
This is the worst game ever.
I need another fucking bottle.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is the first.
Let me check.
Let me check something.
Let me see how late I can stay up.
Let me see.
Um, check.
If you can't stay up for another five hours, then...
I can't.
I'm fine.
I can stay up.
I can stay up for another, like, seven hours.
I was really hoping you were going to say no.
I was really hoping.
Listen, I'm in Canada, man. Adderall's not easy here.
We don't got that. It doesn't just drop.
I just wanted to be known that I have never taken Adderall since I became a streamer.
This FYI.
I have-
You have a little shit ton of cocaine.
I've done no drug, except for fake Texas weed, and I've only done it like four times.
It was never on stream. It was when it was off stream on Sundays.
He's starting to coke off by cock.
I don't do drugs not for like any purpose. They're actually fucking sweet
Well in that case
I think that is a valid strategy learning to fish.
What is this fake weed?
What do you mean fake weed?
What do you mean fake weed?
It's fake weed.
It detects that weed is illegal.
So I have to buy fake weed from the vape stores.
Once it burns the holes in your brain.
It's got a delta nine.
You're talking about a vape store?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're talking about that saliva that's a lever shit or whatever
Salvia I believe you're talking about no
No, it's called Delta 8 it's it's like poop weed, but it's legal. Yeah
Not really I don't really do I
I really like any ESF in general, to be honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It makes you feel stupid, it's just stupid.
I mean, I feel like you're the type of guy who-
I've already got to work with lot here.
I mean, you're the type of guy who smoke waning,
you just go non-verbal.
I just go fucking non-bog.
Well, let me join the server, let me join the server.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm back in I'm back in all right that's good sign
time. I'm getting off. What if you can't if you can't if you do that. I'm out of alcohol.
I can't. I literally can't like it's done. If I had more alcohol, I could have more man.
That seems to be played for so long that you can now legally buy alcohol again in the morning.
go get some
dude i can't fucking drive
fordash
i mean fucking i'm not
i remember this tree
i'm nearby
i remember this tree
i remember this tree from earlier
you remember that tree?
that's the same fucking tree from earlier
i'm actually very close i think
what the fuck are you talking about
you keep talking with this gloria
You can't see 10 years ago.
What tree that tree right there, I know that tree
Yeah, I mean to that one
Map please use the fucking map all right, okay
Good vegan. All right. Hmm. Let's see. Let's try to find that tree here.
You guys anybody see where that tree might be?
Hmm. Oh, there it is. Is that it? Is that the tree?
Hold on. What's that? Well, that tree is too generic.
Oh, wait a minute. There's one that really stands out to you.
Let's take a look here.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Got it, got it, there it is.
You left? How would you let me work? How would you let me work, pal? I know what I'm doing.
Mmm.
Give this to my boy.
Here we go.
Hmm
It's like when do you when when is it time for affirmations?
I'm about to order breakfast man
but if I hear the alcohol gonna wear off even more get that bottle of delini
I am somewhere I'm somewhere I'm somewhere other liquor stores open are they
Nothing you us they're closed here
I'm close here
I'm I'm I'm
I'm somewhere. I gotta beat the shadows old lady. Oh guy
You know
That's weird so I said this fuck. That's even strong. Yeah, I see this fuck
I'm in here before I dig
This McMuffin time right now burnt peanut. Oh, she's I
I can't get fries, man. I've been here. I've been here. I think I'm in I'm in Sucka Naga
I like putting a catchable my hash browns
Would you say who's that catchable my high friends I eat it with eggs
Fucking awesome. I'll get some bacon to into some tomatoes roasted tomatoes nice nice. Oh jave a little bit of pulp
Then I might have me a cigarette after
Yeah, guys, I think I'm in Sucka Naga
What the fuck you just told me I think I'm in Sucka Naga
But yeah, this is definitely the furthest part south of the map 100%
I'm in Sucka Naga
So I'm saying it
I'm trying to tell you I'm at Sucka Juiah in the southern part of the map
Let me see this hold on
Sucka Juiah
Yeah
I'm tight. I'm in Nagasaki right now. Okay. There we go. Yeah
Okay, I'm in a Seneca Seneca, so I kill myself again
Just find a couple zombies
Thank you, I'm gonna take me I'll let them take me
Let me get right between all I'm already be spotting already be spot already. I'm already back in the thing of it
I'm already back at the thing of it
You think I can go have breakfast like actually make my own breakfast and then come back
No, I'm gonna go guys guys guys. I'm almost there
I'm almost there. I'm almost there
I'm always there guys. I'm always there. Yeah, it's not doing is it a storm? Yeah, it's a storm
This is what I killed design I'm in the spot where I killed design at you remember what that is
There's something's wrong. It hasn't been daytime in like four hours
It's a nighttime. Are you right here?
Can't tell the difference because of N video. I
Can't tell the difference
For four hours
No, I don't think this is it because there's no big house
Wait, I make sure giant fucking ship
Where's that?
Junji please look at me just
Hmm look into my eyes and see just see the pain does anyone know where I'm at right now
It's a big circle it's a big it's a big circle
I'm not fucking
I meant that guy's crazy at this game
Shaz souls sir
Steak and pass that pussy
Shit look at the pain in these eyes. Do you see the pain?
Wait, I am at this spot. This is the big house. Oh, yeah, I know where I'm at guys. I know where I'm at. Oh
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you ready
I'm right here. I'm right here
Right there top right at Mohawk right there. Oh
I'm just getting right here. Boom. I'm so close. No, why don't you go?
Why don't you go even further away? Why don't you spawn further away from where we are?
This is so close. What are you talking about?
What?
It's close. Yeah, I'm point six miles from oh, okay. If you die, I'm just I'm just I'm just
Okay, okay, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. He's not fair. He's not fair for real. No, yeah
I'm not gonna die. I know for a fact that this is my time
No, it's my time
now it's my time I was born by the river
neat friend but before he dies yes or no guys you know I will bet you five five
no fifty thousand Zimbabwe dollars that I get there before I die I can't buy a
He's a candy with
Yeah, but you can hold it you have money spent on your arm
That's tough that's tough that's fucking tough true. That's fucking tough damn good deal as fucking tough
That's top spot. Good deal. That's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal
hmm
Hotcakes and bacon extra value meal. No, but think about it for a second
Think about it for a second, think about it for a second.
If you had, no, think about it.
If you converted, they see you think like $5,000
and converted to Zimbabwe dollars in $1 increments.
Guys, how much, how many dollars is $5,000 of US dollars
to Zimbabwe dollars?
You're a fucking millionaire.
I know, I want to know the exact number amount.
I want to know the exact, does anybody know?
Hey Google.
Hey Google.
Hey Google!
What is 5000 US dollars in Zimbabwean dollars?
$6,400.
Centillion dollars.
Centillion dollars?
What? Did you just say centillion?
I barely hear that, Motherfuck.
Did you just say centillion?
Okay, Google. One more time.
Hello, Google.
Google
I just don't think she likes Lebanese people honestly, I'm getting word that's 1.8 million dollars of
Zimbabwe dollars now. I want you to ask Google one more thing. Okay, it's Google
But you know, hey, people just tell me different things. Let me just go. Okay
How many Zimbabwe
dollars is
$5,000 US dollars
Okay, it's it's it's 129 thousand three hundred eighty dollars
So if you got that in one one Zimbabwe dollar bills
Okay, I want you to ask you something else. You asked you to something else for me. Happy to you
Yeah, I want you to ask how many dollars dollars in a
Suitcase no no no no no no no, okay? No, no
Okay, well I want you to ask Google to ask it how
Many
Don't Zimbabwe dollar bills would it take to build a chair out of Zimbabwe dollar bills
Hey Google
Okay, Google
How many Zimbabwe dollar?
chairs
Can it take to be
One Zimbabwe dollar full of chairs
I
Think a wrong turn because there's supposed to be a road right here
I'm getting ya!
No, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it.
I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it.
You're lying!
I assume you're looking further, there's a turn before the turn.
I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
You don't know the answer to what Google said.
What did it say?
This sounds like a riddle.
Is that, is that it?
What else does it say?
What else does it say, champ?
You're just gonna be barred up over here, you blue ballin' me.
Okay, okay, okay, alright!
I'm not dead yet. I'm only passed out. You cannot wait.
or I fucking click the button. Don't leave Gigi! Gigi!
I'm waking up. I'm waking up. I'm waking up. I'm waking up. I'm waking up.
Sesame bacon and egg bagel extra value meal with some pancakes.
Little extra side of the pancake.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I
Fuck please please God, please. Oh, my goodness. Oh my goodness
Okay, I'm gonna go we're still alive we're still alive. We're doing good. We're doing good
Please find like any sign. I I know where I'm going. I already know where I'm going. I'm almost there
I'm just gonna go live. I mean there's no point to this. What am I doing?
What am I doing? I've been here for six hours
I don't know
This is so much fun
Hey, don't play me. I clocked this game 30 minutes in don't play me buddy
I thought fuck
Damn, this is a great game
Yeah, I said damn I'm gonna have a lot of fun
Think so you think so I think they're having a lot of you to have a dandy old time
Do you know peanut over the last few days why people like coming to chat and they'll be like hey
How come peanut this or hey, how come peanut won't that or hey?
You should
Hey, like it is peanut gonna this or is peanut gonna that and I'll just like pretend to pick up my phone
I'll be like, oh, yeah, hold on, let me just call him real quick.
Just get on the phone.
Hey, and I was like, hey, Pina,
you know, whatever X and X is calling is wondering when why you're not doing this right now.
Oh, OK. Oh, oh, is that OK?
I got you. All right, I'll let him know.
I'll put my phone down and be like, Pina tells you to fuck off and die.
I am now.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Oh, my pear and my apple are ruined. That's always good.
That was good. I hate when I have my apple and pear.
I hate when I can eat those.
Any recommendation on breakfast?
I'm so close. I can almost face it. I am so close. I'm genuinely so close right now
I'm genuinely so fucking close. I can almost taste it
Cocoa
Listen, I gotta I'm clicking the button if I accidentally click my left click it's over
Don't do it.
Take that granny, granny apple bottom.
Take that old lady granny apple bottom.
Follow me boys.
Why the fuck is it still night time?
I don't know.
Don't hurt me.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying.
That shift attack, do you, do you shift attack for zombies?
Yeah, I almost only.
Why? It doesn't, when I do it, it does nothing. They step back a little bit, and then you can't punch them anymore because they're too far back.
And then they just come and hit you again and no matter how many times you hit him with that it just they don't
I
Hit him with the shift then you walk forward a little bit and hit him with the shift again and walk forward again
Then what are you at?
They never died
Three four times a day you sure
Hmm I
I don't know. That sounds wrong. Oh my god. Hold on. Oh my god. Yeah
We'll let that guy out with a little warning this time
Follow me boy follow me gentlemen
What was that?
You have ANW in the US?
ANW is that?
It's like a fast food place.
No.
I think you even have that?
No, we don't have that.
Alright, super punch, step forward.
Super punch, step forward.
Super punch, step forward.
Super punch.
Alright, you're right.
you're genius you're genius I said I've never doubted you
washroom no job was nice when he got almost there give me a second boss no
it's just the washroom it washroom I just got to go pee okay I'm not myself I'm
genuinely like 60 seconds from it
Why not looting zombies, you zombies never have anything!
They never have anything!
Do you loot zombies, and maybe...
Okay.
Say silent, and you don't loot zombies, and I'm right.
They normally have Pokémon packs.
Oh, wow.
I could really use a Charizard right now while I starve to death.
Guys I can see the big building you guys have always been talking about I can literally see it on my screen. I'm not joking
You know the big building you guys keep talking about I can see it on my screen right now
I can see it I can see it I
Need immediate food and water when I get there though
Oh, I'm a rob the zombies. We got the Charizard. I got the Charizard. Holy crap. I finally
We opened the taranod.
Oh, wow.
What is that thing?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Nice, thanks, boss.
Okay, I'm at half health, I'm dying rapidly from not having food water.
I will say that.
I'm genuinely just down the block from you guys if I die down the block
That's where I got
Well running also makes you lose food and water way faster
Oh, she gives me this
Faster
Meow
Passes fuck, weeeee
Ooh just found a pristine bag of cigarettes
can't even light them on fire my food is now flushing please God someone be me at
the edge of town before I die please God I'm back and meet just get right in the
center get right to the big building I don't know if I'm gonna make it to the
big building no no you gotta make it this food I made it to on Daga I
There's a green sorry this is a dog out
That's amazing
Go go go. I see the big building. I see it. I see it
This is it. This is a moment
This is a moment dude. There's so many zombies. I can see four right here
Oh, he came in on the side that I... he got it.
Ah, good, good heaping scoop of nothing.
I see the big building, I'm going right for it.
You want a coffee or an orange juice?
Orange juice.
I'm a big heaping scoop of nothing
Let me see if I can come over there's so many zombies, please gotta help me please China
Guys, I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking die
I can't I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking die
Hello
Hello
Hello, hello, and you guys you make you guys you meet that's nice. So we please
Please save me please save me, please. What are you? Are you? I'm talking to be see if I'm gonna be see I'm talking to be see you
I'm talking to be see
Oh.
Run, run, run, run, run!
I'm at the go-go to where are you?
No, there's no way he died.
Guys.
Guys.
Are we so fucking serious, guys?
No one could watch the edge of town!
Why did you come in to the edge of town?
Oh sorry, I should have teleported to the center, that's my bad. Next time I'll use my infinity stones.
Well, back on the road again.
Back on the road again, back on the road again.
Back on the road again.
Back on the road again.
Back on the road again, here we go.
Here we go, back on the road again.
Back on the road again.
I fucking hate this game. I fucking hate this game. This is the worst game I've ever played live.
This is the worst game I've ever played in my entire fucking life.
This is not me at all, my god.
Are you a bit of a butcher?
Say, that's just me killing zombies.
Is that you shooting right there?
Yeah, that's me. That's me. I'm just I'm too lazy to take care of them like
Guys is that is that cynical over there
Is that is that cynical over there
I just use racks that I thought I
Look at the map
I don't know. Okay. You're
charcoal. It's might be where I
spot. I don't really know. Yeah,
grab that. Put it in your hand.
It doesn't have that boat though.
These are different bones. That
boat and that boat doesn't look
like that. Oh, I see. I see.
I don't know. I don't know.
see the camera right here so there's yeah okay I think I have it said again
all right oh my goodness okay you drown this game you drive you guys do you
You can't drown this gamer now.
No.
You can't drown?
Maybe what you can.
You can't drown.
You can't?
You cannot.
Not a gamer.
You're a user, but not a real gamer.
Is that a shot?
Is that a shot of me?
I
You can lay down in the water
You know don't do that
Well, I've over by Seneca guys at the bottom of the map. That's why I gotta go
Okay, okay. I didn't really say apparently you can drown how you do that
Put your head underwater and don't come back up.
Um, okay.
How do I get to, how do I get.
Lay down and crawl in the water.
Okay.
Lay down, crawl in the water.
I can do that.
All right, guys, I'm not sick anymore.
Good night, guys.
Good night.
Good night, Coco.
How come he gets a good night?
Go go go go, you're not getting off.
Sorry, that was a bad judgment.
You're not getting off.
Just stay on on.
I found some cigarettes.
Just stay on line.
I'll get a fucking order breakfast, bud.
Because you're not getting off.
Hey, hold up.
Wait, Cougar just got off.
I
Told you just got off
Did he actually yeah
Cuz I'm not gonna lie I only I can get to that point I think I'm I think I'm better off just getting supplies
I mean you guys later or something I
Don't know if I can get there when you say later
Is that like an eight hours I don't know I don't know
like is that after a good nap or is that like what are you guys doing in that
down right now what are you doing that down come fucking grab me oh my god I
I'm eating green peppers and drinking nice filtered water.
It's like a tobacco banjo, we gotta cook it right out.
It's still fucking night time in this game by the way.
Take that grandma!
Always night time.
Ah, heaping full of nothing.
No way they would do something like that.
We can?
Yeah, okay.
No way they would do something like that.
Yeah, okay.
Would they really do that to all of us?
They closed my door earlier.
Uh, but it's...
I think they're trolling it. I really do.
You either troll it and you're still awake.
Take the backpack.
See how they are.
Oh, I do that.
Wait, is there any reason you take a 30-slot backpack
like over 42 or the other like is it better to do like this way down it
doesn't fucking matter you know if you can't make it to town you can have an
80,000 slot backpack
His damn die in that town was 100% his fault not the team. Thanks boss. Thanks for keeping things for picking a goop up
When he's down, I appreciate that
Can't believe these peppers are still good. I've been here for like six hours
Good fucking comforts. I'll tell you that
Hey, go go you gave back
How though man? I've been up for 30 hours. You just came back to you right there
I mean hell no
So
What's the take clothes off I've done is that rule now, man? That's the rule
I take my clothes off right in my stream. I'm done. Is that is that a rule is that a rule?
Yeah, I'm just putting a good right now. Just fucking smoking a cigarette. I'm showing
you just had you down a whole bottle of vodka naked in your room at 5 30 in the
morning talking to his undisciplined
I'm a fucking G I'm a fucking G
hell yeah I'm gonna fucking take that piss I've been holding it in because I'll
break this here it's gonna be one of those places where you got both hands on
the wall it's like whoa what if you had addiction you'd understand mm-hmm I
also don't hold my pee in that long probably dangerous to do gonna be an
old man needing to wear diapers I mean I told my grown-up you know pull the plug
Look, people, that happens.
What?
We got to agree with it.
Yeah, just, you know, old yellow are my ass.
Please.
Take me to the farm type shit.
Yeah, take me to the farm type shit.
Is this a fun game?
I don't know what you're doing.
What's going on in the room?
the same old same old crazy cramps crazy cramps yeah it's very fun and also super inviting
to do players good I'm making good progress this is where I killed that lamp remember
I'm at the place where I killed the lamb and cooked it.
Not sprinting like everybody's done not to do.
We eat my pear like I've been told.
I was supposed to go live today later, but it's just a lot going on right now.
Just go live right now!
Just go live right now and then say I was live today so that I don't have to do it later.
Wait, what time do you usually go live?
I'm like bamboozle then.
No, no, no, you want to go live at your regular schedules.
Start, time, and end time.
What the fuck is gimmick right here?
I'm sorry.
Fuck you gimmick. Do you know how long I've been trying to recover in my fault?
gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick you understand how long I've been trying to get that time I'm still trying to get that time right now
I
Still trying to get that count right now as we speak not my grenade
That was somebody else's brain. I barely even know the guy
No, no, that's the message
I was walking him through step-by-step how to throw that grenade. I don't know what
30 in the morning and I'm
And I'm waiting for peanut the gate here and the moment peanut gets here, I'm gonna off myself
I
Just came in here to say
Condolences
Apologies, I tried my best. I tried to do I try to walk them through it
I tried to walk them through it
Your biggest mistake was coming in here because you can't leave now. Yeah, you can't leave now
That's real. We got you at a vice grip
I'm done with streaming, but I am down to help however I've seen your help, buddy.
I've seen your time out.
That was not me.
That was not me.
Did I pass a bike?
That was not me.
Did I pass a bike, Ed?
Are you guys still at the farm?
Yep.
Because of you.
Are you guys still at the farm?
Yep.
Cause of you.
Cause of you giving.
I won't lose.
I'm getting patient.
Cause of you giving.
You did this to us.
It would be fair.
I spent, I just, I just in the stream, I, we've spent the last hour tracking that man
down to try and listen.
Well, he wasn't the one who killed you.
He was the one who initiated it.
And did we succeed?
No.
But did we try our best? Yes. That's what's most important. Thank you so much.
That's what's most important. By the way, I just wanted to be known. I just found two pristine gas mask filters.
So that'll help us get to that end zone. Okay? Oh, I can't wait to get there.
Three days from now.
Next week. Hmm. I
Just want that to be down. I just want that to be down. Okay?
I want that to be done. Here's my advice on Daisy every death
Just ask yourself. Did you learn one thing? No, did you learn nothing in the last nine hours? Okay?
Well
Think about it though. I appreciate that fire. I appreciate you
I did make a fire two hours ago. That's impressive. I mean a fire that's that's good
Very complicated
0.05% of DZ players ever built a fire really yeah, you should is what the fuck yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah point five percent of DZ players build a fire point only
0.5% of it people figure that out and it takes a very high IQ high EQ
You're one percent, but I'm bubble bubble point five percenter
I'm a toy and they said I was bad and they said I was bad. You got damn impressive. They said I was bad
They said I was bad
In reality, I'm one of the best
In the best way the stands. It's like it's like MMR, you know
You feel like you're always just riding the line, but then you look at the stats and you're like shit. I'm pretty good
I'm actually so geared up on beds right now guys so you know I'm getting up I'm
getting I'm getting wait wait wait I just booted you up peanut you're there
you're there no that's good the tall building oh that's no this is not the
right time us
He's got a lot of hair.
Are you sure?
Oh, no, he's fucking punching on me.
He's in Ontario.
I'm fully committing myself to this.
He's getting fucking out.
I'm fully committing myself to this.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck back in here, bro.
Dude, coconut, by the way, coconut, I...
Wait, wait, wait, where's the bike at?
Where's that bike at?
I laughed in like a fucking year.
I laughed in like a fucking year.
Laughed in like a fucking year is when peanut got grenade it
But the second hardest I've laughed is when you walk by us just like oh, hey
You just walk by us heard two gunshots and then three seconds later
You're running back towards us with 17 zombies on your back
Where's that bike at with that bike?
For realsies we see one you good be not you say you're doing good
you guys were like you guys were like not for me again I did not throw that
not my grenade I just want that to be clear oh my god I see a bike and I
I met it the fuck up, I'm dead and I have a bike.
Yes, yes.
Oh my god, Mike.
Go.
Okay, I don't know how to hit me, okay.
Gotcha, bitch, guys.
Gotcha, bitch.
Oh yeah, it's a fucking big bike.
We're pimping, we're pimping.
We're pamphin
Those are I hear those are faster. Yeah, yeah 50% faster sick as fuck
Mmm. That's not me now. I'm dripping. I got a lab coat on I got gloves. I got my my my Gucci bag
Oh fuck. I got my Gucci hip bag. Yeah
My Louis Vuitton backpack, I got my pink. You look like a baby in high school
TICS HOURS!
This thing don't go that fast.
Press W.
Fuck!
Well, something's wrong with the server, man. It's been night time.
I swear, I will say the same thing.
It's this thunderstorm, I think it's like an event.
Well, I was driving at 6 in the fucking morning.
Oh my god.
The event.
Please don't hit me.
Please don't.
Dude!
Dude!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Please just let me out of here.
Please!
Please!
Come on!
Please!
Please!
What are you gonna do, bro?
Please.
I got a tape ready.
Face through the thing.
You got that tape ready.
Dude, I logged off like 20 minutes ago.
I'm just gonna sit here and watch him eat his shit, jump his office over for a minute.
He's gonna die.
He's gonna fucking die.
He's not gonna make it.
I have to stop laughing.
I do the past hour, I'm getting an ab workout.
I'm gonna need to call like, I'm gonna get ripped off of this shit.
Thank God.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We are good to go. We are good to go, German
Okay, I'm good to go. I'm good to go. I've got I've got I'm good to go
I'm not bleeding anymore all the zombies are dead. I got my bike
And I have an infection
And my bike is loose so I can't pick it up.
Yeah, he has his grass.
Dude.
We so...
Tetra, you tetra?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tetra's like when in doubt, you tetra.
Honestly.
Tetra's like the...
Tetra's like Ivermectin.
How are you doing?
Tetra's like what Joe Rogan thinks Ivermectin is.
Guys, I can't use it.
Wait, no, he's gonna open it.
Can I take one?
How many do I take this one?
Take five.
Yeah, I took fucking nine apparently.
I didn't know I did that, but I just took nine of them.
I'm sick of it.
I got it.
Didn't know I did that, but you know that'll happen.
So...
Yeah, it'll happen.
It'll happen.
God, be careful out there.
God, be careful out there.
You'll start taking nine.
You'll start taking nine of those pills.
Okay, if I can take this bike when we're fucking done.
Okay, apparently you can't go through the city, so I gotta go around the city.
ergonomic thinking and stuff
Okay, I'm on the road again
Just like a little slower than usual do bikes go slower if they're more dangerous or something
No, I think it's the age it's the bike of faster zombies
There's a better bike there's a better bike. Oh, I just went out. I just fucking someone out. I just went out. Oh shit
Oh shit, I'm going so fucking fast, fella!
Jeez!
Oh, we're going so fucking fast!
Have you played Daisy Genji?
Like, maybe a few hours in the past.
Oh, so it's not like, so like more or less?
Yeah.
is the right way here in one life to make this is the right way I'm telling you I got
I got like 4k I think so I'm telling you dude the only way foodie you're buying the
fuck is that me and it is just every every life just think did I learn one did I learn
one thing I learned one god damn thing this life and if the answer is yes you just keep
Going and then you died 50 times and you learned 50 things in one day
Obviously, well you guys will return the game back down to regular see if it's dark
Yeah, fuck that
No thanks. Fuck that. No thank you.
I just pulled up Mr. Peanut and I see you. You are starving to death, my man.
Don't worry about me, bud. I've been down this road many times. I've been down this road many times.
I'm nothing but pain like we had to just die at the start of age.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
Hey, hold up.
I'm still on the right path.
I'm almost there, guys. I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
Get in there.
I'm almost there.
Get in there.
Guys, I actually have a good feeling that I'm gonna make it this time I've got a bike. I've got armor. I've got meds
Okay, I'm getting worth this food in my bike. Let me
Let me see here. Where's the storage in a bike?
How how would they just hit tab just walk up next to it and hit tab the fuck
There's so much storage human steak
Rotten human steak. That's the food you want me to eat
I don't recommend it, you know, if it was fresh, it was fresh, that'd be one thing.
All of you boys, all of you gentlemen, all of you boys, the chimps, how big is he?
jibbs what was that? I didn't see that gun. Need a booster bag? I'm just honestly I'm
willing to like stake out until it becomes daytime just to see how long
fucking night time lasts in this in this server. I do this gotta be an event with
the thunder and shit that this isn't normal you're absolutely correct. You guys
just crank your gear by the same time all the time really come on who cares better
than not be able to see I'll tell you that right now mm-hmm yes sir yes sir I
will say my monitor's got my monitor's got some blessings my monitor's got like
500 of the BB's blessings oh my gosh. Oh 500 of the BB's matching
I'm lucky you
It's got like 500. I mean that yeah, yeah, it's not a lot
Not saying it's crazy, but it's not nothing
Vince be that plays in a room without windows
I see a I see have a window in my room
But I bought one of those blackout curtains and it was electronic. I bought it about a year ago
And I tried to hook it up to the wall and I completely fucking broke it so I ripped out
I ripped out the the claw. It's the blackout thing. I stuck two screws into my wall and I'm just hung it
It's been like that
You don't even know dude
I did
Thirty minutes and daytime is three hours
yeah it's been over 30 minutes for sure yeah the thunder and shit I have a
feeling this is like a special maybe like every X amount of nights there's
like a super night super night super day I love a super day
The Sun beaming down.
You getting tan.
Gold margarita in hand.
Oh, Jesus.
Bertrand German.
I like margaritas.
I like them.
Who doesn't?
You guys like mezcal?
You guys drink mezcal?
Oh my god.
I love that shit.
I hope I'm going the right way.
I love everything.
I really love gin and tonic.
Gin and tonic is real good.
Man, that's where the east road block and that has to be a way are you going off industry?
I think I just have health industries on the road. No, I if you follow the road
You're at least like yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just keep following the road. Yeah, I think I just passed out in this piece
I'm getting close
Well, yeah, what if the admins are trolling us and the sun won't come out and so peanut gets over here
here. My God, he's like the chosen one. It's like Jesus coming back on his white horse.
I think that's Gandalf you're talking about. I think he got those two big stuff.
Gandalf and or Jesus coming back on a white horse. I don't think Jesus ever rode anywhere
on a white horse that we know of. Not yet. Not yet.
Nope. This right here? This right here will put me to bed.
so quick I mean look at it no blacked out it's fully loaded I got one to get
Christine oh yeah use yours no I'm good
I have like I'm not a really good whole gear like defender vests I highly
recommend if you guys are watching peanut stream right now I highly recommend
just hitting the pause button for what for what reason
it's not looking good
I'll be fine I'll be fine I'm almost there as soon as I get there you guys
give me some tasty jalapenos. We'll be fine. We'll be all good. Don't need to worry.
Oh, yes, best jalapeno peppers. I don't give a fuck as long as it allows me not to die
immediately. There's chips in the bike. You dumbass. Alright, I'm going to check the bike
if there's not gyms, I'm bad.
You're not exit the bike.
Even 0.5 miles per hour.
You're not exit the bike.
All right, here man.
There's no gyms.
Where is he?
There he is.
I was so mercy this time.
I was so mercy.
I was so mercy.
I was so mercy this time.
I was so mercy.
I was so mercy.
I
I'm genuinely almost there guys, please get the hall of pino poppers ready
Get the whole of pino fucking
in real life
would be my time to stick
yeah, true actually
you boys yelling because you ate nine of the super eggs pills
I did eat nine of those pills, I don't know
I don't fucking know
I'm pretty sure I ate nine of those pills, which I don't think you're supposed to do
Oh man, he's blaming me.
What's better than a fun pill?
Nine pills.
Nine?
Nine pills.
What's better than nine pills?
10 pills.
10?
10 on the pussy?
OK.
Jeez.
What's going on in your hands?
Woo!
Got him.
All right, I'm at the spotlight now, last time.
You know what you guys should do is sit where you are
and let me fucking die again.
That'd be fantastic.
Thank you so much, guys.
I appreciate it.
Stay right there.
Don't worry about me, guys.
Don't worry about me, guys.
I don't worry about you.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm here.
I just passed the vault right now.
I gotta say, I gotta say for the Daisy first timers,
not every map is this difficult.
Some maps, y'all spawn together, some maps you don't.
This is a don't.
Will I be coming over here?
I'm making my way to the big building.
Can you guys meet me at the building?
Wow.
Just wait, just wait right here, he'll make it.
Surely he'll make it.
Wait, are we not meeting at the big building?
Yeah, we're building.
I'm driving by the big building as we speak. I'm right at the front
That's the back of it. I'm on the left side of it now. No, this is the front. I'm on the front of it
Where are you guys
through the gate stupid
I can't see you!
You want me to come in there?
Yeah, yeah, get in there
Okay, wait I think I see what you guys
Hey guys, how you doing?
How you doing?
Oh my god, you're using a thousand copies and I'm really low on health, please, please, please
I can't spread, I can't spread cause I'm out of food
Guys, guys, guys, I can't spread cause I'm out of food
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys
Help me out, where are you?
Oh my god, oh my god, fucking move.
Open the door, open the door.
Okay, I killed this.
Hold on, hold on.
You're right there, right there.
God, we did it!
We made it!
Here.
Hurry!
Take this water bottle right here.
Okay.
Right here.
behind you. I gotta get these peppers.
Yeah those are the peppers.
They're peppers.
Peppers will have water.
Get that water bottle, by the way.
They're good peppers.
Get them peppers.
I'm gonna eat some peppers.
I'm gonna eat some peppers.
I'm gonna eat peppers.
Where'd you eat them?
I'm eating peppers.
I'm eating peppers.
I'm eating peppers.
You're gonna throw it in peppers.
There we go.
There we go, boys.
There we go.
Oh, God.
We go
Maybe don't move. We need don't move like just let let your
Every step you take right now
Take hold
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Someone say a slur or something so we can't put this on George.
I got a ton of shit on my body.
I'm taking it.
It's just mine now.
This is mine.
I've got a shotgun of BK133.
I got a shotgun of BK133.
I got a shotgun of BK133.
I got a shotgun of BK133.
it's got ammo it's got I can't believe peanut finally made it to you guys
and then a baby wide a baby face what's face what a baby face he's got a baby
face
take my gloves man oh wait you already have gloves just cuz the game was so
Fucking high you can't see what he's got on his body. Wait, I tried to grab something it disappeared earlier
I don't know where it went
It was like a three-hack stuff on here on your actual character
You don't have to like put them on
There's like a three-slot item and I put it somewhere
Oh, wait, I think it was disinfected, but it was a different disinfectant than this one. It just disappeared
I mean, I mean, I mean, don't you worry, these peppers aren't filling up at all.
How crazy would it be if I respond if you cook them, if you cook them, they give you
more M.Y.I.
You guys set up a little cookery out there, those like 500 of these peppers are going
way harder
put up the campfire
put up the campfire no thanks
no thanks boss
no thanks
fuck yourself and be by the way for killing yourself
actually fuck you
I just fucking got here
I can't wait
my food's almost here I'm gonna eat it
and go to sleep I just got here
I just got here this is when our
our journey begins
your journey our journey all together
my journey started hours ago
hours
I can't believe you the BB's not even committed he's not committed he's not
committed
I said I waited for him on that fucking bench
I'm watching you.
Who are you?
We're starting our dirty now.
I'm going to pull a spoke out and get my.
What the fuck?
Wait, my shell.
Where are they going?
What?
Hey, what?
Can you pick up shells after you press?
Oh my god.
Wait, are you racking?
If you're taking them out of the gun,
it goes right back to your inventory.
Did you see my tap R?
Tap R, and it'll bring it back, hold R,
loaded in baby you need more food you not I don't know yet let me just intervene
here yes
you still got like how many green peppers you got there's still more green
peppers green peppers uncooked green peppers he's gonna have to eat a fucking
Like a hundred of them. Oh, yeah, I know you got you got like 200
Okay, how do you so we beat pepper?
Fair fair enough fair enough. So he's gonna have to eat half of your green peppers. I need more green peppers
Okay, okay, dude somebody oh
Somebody start cooking them things they give so much more if you cook them where's the pepper farman
I want to see what you guys built over the last six hours. Well, wait
Where is it?
Get out, get out the door.
Okay.
You want to, and then bank it right.
Okay.
It's over here.
Yep.
Oh my god, this is amazing.
Here, here's all these peppers.
I'm giving the, I'm putting them on the ground.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
How do I quick move again?
I don't think you can quick move, right?
Double click.
you double click it'll put it in whatever slot there is okay okay all right okay well
we did it finally gentlemen I'm very proud of each and every one of us for me for combating
the entire world and soloing the mission succeeding and surviving you guys for making
this incredible whatever you're full and you got the little full stomach icon oh
yeah don't keep eating cuz you'll throw up
please don't kill me I can't I can't eat anymore I can't I mean I can't grab
pepper is just for the guy right there
you guys who the fuck is this guy hey
why are you what was that
why are you why are you
Oh
Coconut coconut you are so lucky. I'm not even joking. I was about to pull the trigger. I'm not even joking. I was about to pull the trigger
Yes, I thought you were some random guy
I thought you were some random guy. Why did you shit if you had not said that I'm not joking less than five seconds
I want to blow that shit. I want to blow that shit. I want to pop your head
Yeah, you know
Oh cool. Yeah. Do the thing, man. What thing? Order 66. Do the thing, man. Wait, hold on.
No guys, we're starting our journey now. Open your doctor's got some over for taking
the fucking thing to an op-ed. Thank you, my boy.
Gross
And it's gonna be a great time. What you want me to kill coconut? No, don't kill me
Why would you kill if I should be the head brother in the helmet? Will he still die or no?
No, no, no, no, he'll survive for sure
I
Shoot him from the top. Okay, well, let me see you sure about this
Are you sure about you sure about
Don't shoot me, bro. Please. We're about to bounce man
You may back them before you finished all his green peppers
What's your pussy? Yeah pussy. Yeah pussy. What's up?
Where you going
Oh
What the fuck this guy with a gun is that you
get back over here coconut get back over here
I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you
I think that's the play
get away
get back
you're just gonna end up killing each other
no
we can take advantage of me
What the hell? What the fuck was that? What did all the men say to me?
What is the significant amount of help to him?
What the hell? Did all the men say to me?
AHHHHHHH
Get back here, Mr. Coconut!
What the?
Go up to him!
Oh, he had it up! He had it up! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Stop! You didn't kill me! Stop!
Stop, be that, be that stop!
Come here, coconut! Eeeeee!
Stop, I'm like, what is he?
Yeah.
Wait, can you get up here?
You turn this thing on?
It's the end of the world, probably not.
Wait, I want to go on the Ferris wheel. How you turn it on?
Are you getting the thing?
Well, if we can figure out how to-
Is it working? Hold on.
Are you going out or are you going out?
It's moving.
You thought you had a solution for this?
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
You're never against me. You're never against me.
you can't have any of these
hahahha
I'll eat this
hehehehehe
what's up
ooo ooo ooo
what's up
what's up
what's the butterfly stick with the guffy
the ass can't hit with the
ah the
the piranha
the piranha
the piranha
the snake
the tiger
That's the most important I don't want to ours. Goodbye. So much a good night. Good night, Mr.
Oh my fucking god, how about another zombie?
I'm running, I'm running!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my gosh, he's dying to that guy.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, please.
Oh my god.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens. That was a close one.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
Is it finally daytime?
Wait, I think it is.
Oh my god, I think it is.
Maybe I was the chosen one.
Oh my gosh, you guys.
You shot and now all the zombies are here.
Zombies are here
Loopsie
I'm really low on health. I'm really low on dude not hit me, please please please please please please please
It's fucking time the second I leave the call. Yes. Yes. Yes
Retroling because peanut wasn't here. I'm telling you I think we were trolling
Fuck off, I'm about to die like one punch from death
Well, I'm out of here
Goodbye, Mr. Hibibi. Have a good one, Hibibi!
Hey, stop it! I'm about to die, I'm about to die, I'm about to die, I'm about to die.
Oh
Shit oh my god, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I
I think we call that an alternative intelligence now.
question you guys got alcohol like or iodine I have that that
need I need to I need some iodine or alcohol or bleach you may have got a
a slight blood infection.
Now we're not shooting guns in the house buddy, but that was that I missed our purpose. I didn't fucking try to kill you
I'm actually the guy that saw me downstairs perfect
Do you knocked out
I
Break it in. Are you okay over for my ass you gave us
Me to help you, please. Are you are you are you okay?
Thank you. Hey shooting just yeah, they're shooting
Like it's gonna make more zombies come in here
He helped her down
Oh, yeah, I can come out. Okay. Hey, Sean's like, okay, hold on
Where did you go, Coconut?
Where did you go?
Mr. Coconut!
Mr. Coconut!
Come here!
Come here, Mr. Coconut!
Come here!
All right, well, I'm good now.
Godspeed sir Godspeed. I think that's enough for me. I think that's enough for me. I think we've had enough for the day.
We didn't even do anything.
That's true.
Uh oh. Well I made it to the fucking house. Say that right now. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Yeah, I did a dead body. Wait, I just I literally just got here and there's
dead body and two BBs stairs. Yeah, he killed himself.
Open to my brief. I'm gonna put you in the fucking way. Good man. Good. How bad?
Thank you, my boy. What do you say to my boy?
Uh-uh.
Who?
Oh.
He defends. Who pays later on?
Oh gosh, don't open that door.
Alright boys, I'm gonna go ahead and get on off.
Hey, goodnight, goodnight.
Gee-gees, gee-gees, sorry about that grenade.
Yeah, boys, boys, don't worry, don't worry.
You guys have a good one.
Hey, goodnight, goodnight.
Too nice.
Alright boys, that's enough for me, that's enough for me.
Boys, I don't know.
Is Daisy my game?
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
I will say I had a rough go at it.
I had a rough go at it, it's a little slow, it's a little slow, we didn't really make
a lot of progress, but that's okay.
Sometimes it's not about making progress, it's about learning.
It's about learning and expanding your knowledge.
we try the best that's what matters most also learning matters most too mm-hmm
mm-hmm what did we learn I learned how to ride a bicycle and that's about it all
All right, goodnight everybody.
Tomorrow, I don't know what the fuck we're doing,
but I know we're playing a bit of subnautica too.
I know that for certain.
I know that for certain.
If we do play Daisy again,
I'm gonna try to get Hudge to bump the mods up.
I don't know a lot about this game from what you guys,
but from what you guys said,
it sounds like it'd be better if we gave it a couple of mods.
He gave it a couple of mods, cars, lanes, houses, stuff like that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So we'll see, we'll see.
Oh, Lefinet 2, yes, what did we do with Lefinet 2 at some point?
I don't have the exact name, but we're doing that,
don't you worry, boss, don't you worry.
Papa Peter never forgets anything.
Don't you worry, boss, don't you worry.
Yeah, see me back as well, see me back as well.
We need to leave back as well.
All right, goodnight, everybody.
the nightgank
I'll have to have we are make the server. I I saw a couple you guys say we are this we are like the best type of server in the game
Is that is that true? Is it guys this we are like the best type of game each ever? Oh
Best modded no no horrible, but then well wait what what server can I suggest touch to to maybe change it toward
What's the best type of?
Rush server. What's the best type of rush server?
Server is perfect you just suck. Well, I honestly the only thing I'd like to change is
Building a base. I would love to build a base other than that. I don't really care
I'm just gonna see what you guys like
Hmm
Base and cars oh
Yeah, baby, I'll take some I'll say it's his server so you know he'll do whatever but I'll tell him that that'd be cool
That'd be cool. All right boys. Good night everyone. No, no more Pokemon
We're not not gonna go to add more Pokemon. I'm honestly I'm gonna tell him to decrease the Pokemon spot by tell us
Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good one. Have a good night everybody. Have a good night.
Good night gang. Have a good one. Rest up down. Rest easy. Rest up down everybody. Rest easy. Have a
good night now. Have a good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night everybody. Have a
good night, now good night, everybody good night have a good night everybody good night now
Tonight egg, have a good night now. Good night everybody good night now
Tonight, everybody rest up rest easy. Now again. Have a good night game. Have a good night
don't eye
And I
Good night
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Don't you think about your shit-bag, basically, you know?