TheBurntPeanut
RAFT | DESTINATION: BUNGUS ISLAND | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
05-20-2026 · 8h 05m
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Let's go. Let's go. Hold up. I see the light is slipping away. How are you bugged ladies?
You got this fine testicular towards the Tuesday gentlemen. Where's the scene from? This scene
is from when we tried to do CF thieves for about 30 minutes until some fatherless, bitchless
loses that will never do anything to mount the bull feed off us off of the
internet that's why you probably haven't seen this scene before it was only used
one time yes bitchless basement well let me say I could not believe imagine for
just a second to even if you're a hobo off of crack living under a bridge in LA
And even if that is you, imagine living the life of the person that would be not someone
for playing C of E's.
I couldn't even imagine.
I'd be like, Wiz, well, you know what I'd be, you know, you know what you do.
It's time to figure it out is what I'd say there.
I don't want to get banned, but it's time to figure it out, all right?
And I don't mean self-improve.
I think there are other options.
It's pretty crazy.
It's, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness a baby wants to play up we'll get him in here. Where's Mr. Habibi at? Where's Mr. Habibi at?
You're not even a pirate. Yes, I am your god. Yes, I am
This tonight by the mother finish is a boy. Good if I had good up, but
we all
the hell it's sweet. Am I seeing it in the future? I've never seen that before. Wait,
it says Knight Rider gave 50 subs, but he's about to do it in one minute? Wait, what if
he doesn't even know it yet? What if he doesn't even know he's about to- why does it say-
I've never seen that before. I can see the future! Knight Rider, you're about to give
50 subs, it says it right there, it says it right there on the thing, I can see it!
And Mr. Yogi, my boyfriend is a boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boys, thank you, my boys. Yes, it just changed, it just changed,
but tonight, right now, it says 50 subs right now, now. It was actually seen in the future.
Thank you, my boys, thank you, my boys. Thank you, mothers. It's very kind of you boys.
Hope you're doing well. Peter, you should try Ground and Two, we actually did try that a little bit.
That's a good game. That's a good game. Honestly, I can't remember. Is that a stream game?
It was honestly pretty good. It was honestly pretty good. I like those types of games
I do Daisy is okay. Just needs alterations. Yeah, honestly, okay
Well, I don't know if we're making a suit here. Is that the right word for that?
Guys, did they add because I've been ancient to play Daisy again today?
Lockboxes in hunch add lockboxes to the server because I'm not gonna lie to you
I don't want to be some pussy, but I'm simply not good enough to play without lockboxes
I don't have the skill. I don't have the skill. Hmm not yet. Oh, oh my goodness. Oh
A group I can dream a group I can dream gentlemen. I should be not good enough to pay with that lock monster
Friday, is that even Friday? Are you asking you to be the yes? Where's yes? Where's the BB?
And does he need you want to play have him come in here immediately at once?
And once tell him to join at once
Say tell him to waste no time
would you like? Come play
Raph. Now, that's I don't have a question for you, gentlemen.
Do we start over? Listen, we have the peanut peninsula, the
common folk, they are reeling on the heels. The peanut
peninsula has an immeasurable amount of wealth and riches.
And we would have to give all of that up if we restart.
Oh
We guys type yes for restarting and no for continuing the game where we were
Hmm. Oh
Oh, oh my goodness. Oh, oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, I'm honestly seeing a mixture, but it seems like yes may be on the nigh side the high side
the reason
Let me see what the gang wants. Fetus should already be here. What the hell is Fetus that by the way gimmick won't be able to join
It's not apparently he's doing some
He said what is it? What does it say? It says?
Be the SM
Furry extravaganza
I'd say that BDSM furry again. Oh at his cousin's house
BDSM furry scrabble again to that his cousin's house. So unfortunately, you know, he won't be able to join his side unfortunately
Unfortunately, unfortunately, I think close he is hosting that
Where well we would
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I believe he might be causing the closing.
Yes.
I guys I texted him.
Maybe are you sure he wants to play?
Are you?
Am I getting one guy here?
Am I getting one guy?
Are you one guy?
Me?
I thought you said that maybe wants to play.
My idea.
You one guy me?
Oh, hmm.
Look at this is base.
Oh yeah, guys.
Check this out.
Look good fetus text me.
Look at this.
I'm telling you there is bitchless and then there is this
Apparently this still holds the record. We saved it
He still holds the record for the tallest base
in the game
Hey, hold up. I must have clicked the wrong button
The tallest base in the game ever
I hope they didn't screw anything up with that screwing thing up. No, okay, I'm good
Maybe Jordy or fantastic fantastic the tallest base in the game ever look at this
And that's fetus's ear right there. That's fetus's ear. Look at that
Look at this. This is officially the tallest base in the game and it was built by fetus. Oh, oh my goodness
It's it's it's exquisite. It is a sight to see it is it is it's immaculate in
in posterior and girth. Yes, yes. Look at that. Look at that, gentlemen. Look at that. Oh,
oh, a sight to see, a sight to see indeed. Oh, oh, it happens.
That's where those D-dossers of the Sea of Thieves should go, all the way at the top.
to what to admire the building of course to admire it and see how see how tall
and wow they would be impressed those need answers would be they would be
impressed just to admire it admire it from the top because that's the best spot
to admire a tall building of such stature might be windy gotta be careful
gotta be careful gotta be careful up there oh let me see here oh if you need
Just checked and see what he said.
This is super shabby, he said.
This is super shabby, he said.
Coming one minute.
Oh, that's way too long.
That is way too long.
I feel like it's gonna get uncomfortable.
I feel like it's gonna get uncomfortable.
That is way too long.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, this defeat is how you want this five day, good sir.
I am doing absolutely splendid fine, sir.
I hope the same to you.
Yes, yes, yes, by the way, I have received a vote from my bungalows and they kind of want us to
Restart, what do you think about that all for it? All right, let's run it back. It's a lot harder difficulty than hard
Can we download a mod?
I'm unaware of any mods, but I'm I'm fine with whatever what if what if
What if what if we bring in someone so?
So, unintelligent and stupid that he drags the team down and that's kind of like our
super hard mode.
I'm with it.
Sounds like an anchor.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, okay, good.
He should be here momentarily.
Perfect.
I was hoping.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Unrelated news.
Genji will be here in a mere 20 to 30 minutes.
Close he actually would that actually would be it. She would dress
By the way, I would like you know, I will be rebuilding the peanut peninsula, but it would be twice as good this time
The commoners will try to keep up me Lord. Yes. Yes. Have you been a surfer demands? Welcome back, Mr.
Have you been welcome in?
Huh, he's the strong silent type. He's a strong. Oh, he just left he joined in that he
And then he left.
By the way, let me give you the rules to join this server so you can join next time.
Hello.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, Mr. Habibi.
Hello, hello.
Listen, Habibi.
I'm very nice to hear from you both.
I'm sorry for my delay.
I had to kill myself in game, of course, in another game.
Ah, you should try it out.
In this other game.
I should try it.
Now, Mr. Habibi, do you know how raft works?
Have you ever played it before?
I have never played raft in my life.
Well let me tell you something for the first time last night and let me fill you in on
how it goes.
There's one and only one thing you must know.
The raft somehow kind of splits off into two sections, the rich, the eloquent, the deserving
and the carbon folk.
Alright.
I would like you to join my side.
Penitent peninsula.
Okay.
Before you make a decision.
Before you make a decision.
Let us consider that there's only going to be a chilis on one side of the raft.
Choose wisely.
Yes, but Habibi, the Penitent Peninsula will have limitless planks, limitless nails, limitless
leaves all you could ever dream for you would not you wouldn't want will become a thing of the past
or on the other side of the left yes why consider the baddies
consider the baddies there are baddies in the chilies but i will say that the the peanut palace
will be so tall that we will be able to peer into the chilies from the top of our palace
We'll see about that
The common folk have been they've been doing research. We've been learning you've been adjusting
Perhaps I think we'll have his own side
Oh
Triangle wait hold up a baby. Wait hold on. There's no need for these hasty decisions
There's no need for them.
There's no need for them.
Let us hop on the raft and see what happens.
Let's hop on the raft and see what happens.
That is a great idea, perhaps we can use.
I like it.
How do I join you?
Oh, well, I haven't even started it up yet.
Hold up, I gotta see if you can get my,
give me one quick second.
Give me one quick second, starting it up as we speak.
As we speak, we are starting on the hardest difficulty.
The world name will be,
Key not
No, hold up. Let me think
Me think let me think the fancy the fancy and
Why can I do and why is it just a plus symbol? Oh, okay, you don't fuck it
and the fools oh
I'm a fancy in the food. Oh my goodness. I can't add an ass as to the end of fool. Oh
Okay, we hold up. Let me see
fancy and
And the fools there we go you keep this up and you're gonna get a big load of spit in your triple dippers, sir
All right, that's all I'm gonna say the chubbucket the salty semen
Honestly, I like that one better. Okay the salty
Seaman there we go
And the password is gonna be the same password as last night
I've tested you it now is all low-access you must join at once before our raft is destroyed
I just killed myself on one of the best runs I was getting
Why would you do that you can just log out
See I was I was writing a story there was two doctors
They did not want to leave without my blood unfortunately. It was either I killed them
They kill me or I kill myself. Ah
Perfect perfect perfect. What a sweet light a sweet little treat that begins you guys in here hop on it boys
the boys hop on it, do not dilly-dally.
Habibi, I think you-
The passcode is on the screen, will they see it?
Yes, yes they will.
Yes, yes.
The highest screen, yes.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The beat-up peninsula is already gathering resources.
I'm already gathering resources.
The common folk will not accept any belittlement or any verbal abuse this evening.
I'm just saying that loud and clear.
You see how they toil, Habibi?
You see how they toil?
I am learning a lot about both sides.
I would perhaps join a side.
Abibi, I'm telling you, come to the Feet of Peninsula,
we have riches beyond your imagination.
I have one.
I would be honest with you.
I have been on a rough PVE before.
I can be alive.
Rough PVE before.
Oh, okay, all right.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, now we've got the cleanup.
Please can you go on another side? This is my side.
This is my side. This side is my side.
I'm tasting a side.
Oh, fucking it. Wait, wait, wait. There is a shark here.
Fucking it, but he has hit the raft, dumb bitch.
This game isn't called Swim. Oh, fuck!
Listen, there are four sides to this fucking raft.
Why is everybody on my side?
I think your mic is playing in game to my baby. I don't hear it
You don't hear it. I'm here
We would be we we will be the
I would get as many resources as it requires. Oh you son of a bitch
Purpose no for the three reasons out there
Oh nice one
You see if we wouldn't have those problems over here, baby
We do not have those problems over here
Don't you dare? Oh
Yeah, that's right
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Oh, you cut fast, you cut fast!
Why are you still hitting me?
I don't hear you at all at the game.
Yeah, I'm hearing every game, it just keeps queuing up every time.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, we got land ahead.
Got it!
Score!
Wait, can I steal it?
No, you cannot watch it, it's gone.
It's gone forever.
This is bullshit.
You guys have to pick a side and stay there.
Fuck you!
You cannot keep moving around.
YEAH!
YEAH!
It's every man for himself right now, Hubee.
Got it!
There are no classes.
YEAH!
No, that is bullshit.
That is fucking bullshit!
That is just bullshit.
YEAH!
OH!
THE WAY!
HAHAHAHA!
YEAH!
We're getting on the boat with the other things.
We're getting on the boat.
You know what, this is...
Who has the most shit?
I, by far, I think.
I'm pretty sure I have so much fucking shit committed.
I gotta make that.
Oh, shit.
YEAH!
Fuck it.
Dude, you gotta get him in that thing.
got it what kind of dictatorship is this
oh you have no idea
can I push you push no pushing I see what you do it I see what you do it
I got every barrel, so for every barrel!
Is the point of this game not to create more rounds?
Yes, what we collect are resources!
the resources the resources
yes she's here forever and to me we will we kill me we get like two minutes of
relief yeah make a spear oh you're gonna get that one
how do you make them yeah first tab and then go down to the weapon and then
It would be nice to make one if I could make a fucking rope.
But do you want to know why I can not make a rope?
Why is that?
Because I have so high a month before.
Oh.
Oh yeah, I got more voodoo rages boys.
Find it like two weeks.
Cheers boys, cheers!
We need to get some food and water going boss.
We're getting everything guys.
And we're building peanut peninsula on the ground.
How do you get there?
Oh, congratulations on your plastic bottle, bitch.
What do you think about watermelon?
How do you find a watermelon?
I like watermelon.
Should we stop at this island and have the power yet?
We need at least like a paddle or something.
We'll just kind of go into the tides.
Do we need these red flowers and shit like this?
like this no no right now yeah
what a nice one
but can you dare don't you dare we can
come back to you yeah yes no you stuck
there forever don't don't leave the
ship
i am dying to the fucking thing can
someone have that are you down
that's my handy shock spray we get my
shock base
Everything is black and white jump a baby. There you go. Good. Maybe made it. Oh my god. He's a survivor
Not only am I making it, but I'm going to get this fucking better
My man, make sure you build a couple of those extra hooks always have one or two in your crap in your inventory
Putting you on yeah, that's sauce
Yeah, we're building. We're rallying quickly
Listen, I feel like we have to take care of the shark. Can we not kill the shark right now? Yeah with a spear
You gotta make that spear
And next time it comes up we all surrogate I think
Even you peanut come on
We are on spear!
Here we make one, here we make one, here we make one, here we make one!
Is it dead?
Yeah, we kill it.
No, man, it'll come back a few times.
Oh, guys!
Oh, I made a hook by accident.
Oh my god.
Hold up, wait.
Hold up.
Wait a second.
Take your time.
Take your time.
There is no bailout coming.
Hold up, wait.
Hold up.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Oh, we went, oh, we went.
Oh!
No!
Dude, I hit the fucking hook off your head!
I would have had that!
There is no way I was gonna let you have that one.
There is no way I was gonna let you have it.
I'm sick of being dead.
I'm sick of being treated like a poor man by himself.
I'm gonna do the waters thing here.
I'll do food and water. I'll do food and water.
Okay, make a cup next, guys. Need four plastic.
Oh my God, I can't believe we forgot about food and water.
Oh my God, we are so fucked. We are so fucked.
Yeah, we have plastic ASAP.
The peanut peninsula is starting.
The peanut peninsula is starting.
I just need to leave it there and if anything crosses over it.
The peanut peninsula is starting!
This is my area!
Chillies will be opening up a rival location very soon.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, the water is very...
There's so much water around us.
It's just into the ocean.
Yes, a little bit of salt never hurt anybody.
Another better.
Chilis is opening up its first...
Water filtration pad.
I think we should make a bed first. I think we should make a bed.
Uh, yeah, it's probably a good idea.
We're gonna be dying right away too.
We're dead in like two seconds.
It was- it was- it was-
Let's take a bed, let's take a bed.
That way if we die, we're so fine.
Yeah, yeah, I could call you.
I'll make the bed, I'll make the bed.
Okay, I got water and food coming.
I need two plastic.
I got a bed.
Oh, wait.
Oh, here's two plastic.
Can I just toss it?
Wait, I have one plastic.
Fine, got the plastic, got the plastic.
I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
Okay, coughing?
I'm coughing?
I'm dying.
There we go.
All right, bed.
Down!
You still let him destroy this piece right here.
I
Don't know yet. I don't know if I'm down to be part of their little
The game of factions, okay
Make a decision pal a friend to all is a friend to none. That's right. That's right
May I entice you may I entice you good sir look over at the peanut peninsula
We have a water purifier and a grill you see that boy. Why are you doing both right now?
You are jealous you are jealous you are jealous
I'm thinking maybe I make this straight a Habibi and just have
Just a long walk over I
I just want to announce that Chili's is opening up our official drill location right here
right now.
Look at that, look at that Habibi, look at that.
Think of the Latinas, think of what they'll say to you.
Hello, welcome to Chili's, may I take your order?
Yeah.
Yes, I would like an order of these nuts.
Oh, that didn't happen.
Autumn.
Am I going to invite you?
I need some food, balls.
I'm just going to make this a little bigger.
How does the water work? Exactly.
The water, I died.
You guys, I'm already dead.
Can somebody put me on the bed, please?
Oh, hold on.
Slowly dying.
We got to get a fishing road, boss.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, shit.
I should not drink that.
I'm gonna take his water.
I haven't got it.
I haven't got it.
Thank you. Good.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I thought I saw you step over on the beat.
Good.
Do I take my water?
I didn't.
I don't know.
Well, I told you, Habibi, decisions, decisions.
Habibi, you don't want to be a part of this.
I think you have all my god.
No, he's going to destroy it.
That's a shame.
That's a shame.
You bad buddy, I already removed the purifier.
The shark is too late.
The shark is too late.
I'm just going to be a drifter for a little bit.
Is that cool?
Can you drift?
Can I drift?
Just a little drifting.
A little bit of drifting.
That's a saying.
We prefer somebody who doesn't jump ship on this tip.
I'm not jumping.
I'm not jumping.
He won't be jumping.
Oh my god, you greedy man
I'm just gonna eat this tasty watermelon
I am fishing around a big one
Should we try to get over there to win a panel?
Absolutely, I would love to get over there
Be guylin' guy
this PvP rap is very competitive you have no idea I think we should go there how
do we go there you need a paddle so we need to crack the paddle I'm on it or
Sir, I got the fishing rod sir.
I'm only craftin' for your mom.
I just need more plastic, I'll make a paddle.
I need the leaves, I need the leaves.
We have our first sushi buffet happening at the Chili's right now, just saying.
Too much, too much, too much.
Just saying.
to provide envy to anybody else in the raft but we have fresh fish here that's
right yeah I kind of already got some veggies potatoes stuff like that
no no no no it's just a balance balance diet a little bit of this a little bit
of that can I cross the line for sick enough but you want what edge of it
So what took my fucking water again?
This is why the peanut peninsula must exist this is why the peanut peninsula must exist. I'm so thirsty
Hmm, what chili is this a variety of nice filtered water products right now
No, let kill it. We all have to group up to kill the shark guys
All of us we must be at one. We must rise against the collective enemy I think. What do you guys think of that?
Fuck you. I'll tell you what I think about. Whoever feeds me the most. You have infinite food! You have
infinite food and we're at the peanut peninsula if you do I'd like to I would
like to try what you have to offer what kind of food you have I also want to see
what you do I guess fuck your job fuck your job you do you want to get a little
pacer baddies you don't you want to be for ever
unmatched ambience I'm not I'm not it's not that I'm trying to join
I just want a simple. I just want to see what they have to watch.
I've got some tilapia with your name on it.
Yeah!
No, yeah!
What? I got you, one second.
I should probably invite Jinzy, should you not?
Hold up, wait, hold up, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Yeah!
Yeah!
And you might you might yo
Listen you guys have like eight hours on me already. Thank you. Oh
You're a quick learner. You least can see that. Yeah, we just started the game
Yeah
We're doing all right, we're doing all right
Probably
And just say that chilies would love to have you
Oh, yeah, we can also just
Listen, I'm thinking of making my own
Rich folks are sleeping, I just need a couple times
How's that learn how to make my thing?
I was so busy today, I did not sleep
How long did you stay on?
At 10 o'clock
I think it was like 1030, I got off the stream
Yeah, that was fun
I haven't been to sleep
crazy
She gained it
Yes, yes, we do we have infinite food over here
What kind of food do you got you got
Cooked beans, but you must pledge your allegiance to the peanut peninsula if you would like the delicacies as fresh fish
Just saying you want to give me a sample. I'll give you a sample. I'll give you a sample. Perhaps it's one sample
Yeah, just what I just want one sentence. No, I'm not
That's kind of cheap didn't say it's a little on the cheap side
Really want to be with a group like that. They're not gonna be giving to you
No, yes, we if you're on I'm you're on the group. We are very giving we have very giving and the way we
Become so giving is why not giving to the comic book?
You must understand him you must understand more for them is less for us. We would my other hook go
Making things that will make our
easier
I just made a paddle so
Did you invite ginger yet? Bye bye Gigi?
Why is that?
I am too slow.
It's the same pattern as yesterday.
Bibi, if you're going to be on the chilly side,
we're going to need you to pledge a little allegiance here.
Ooh, you see that? You see how they try to sweep you in quick?
Obviously, and on the bad proof.
I'm giving you time to think about it.
I'm giving you time to think about it.
They are trying to force you into the counterfok...
Oh
In the water like way in the water. Oh my gosh
Where do you? Oh?
We're butchers right my gosh guys. Oh
I see how it is I see how it is
We're gonna have that side to the screen here peanut
Get robbed get robbed. I see that
oh oh oh oh
this is an interesting yeah wrap yeah it's gonna be great we're in the opening
stages it's infancy so to speak you know yeah bitch oh shit
get it, get it, get it, all right I'm gonna start building my own
oh my god
there's no beat up an insular gross wrench in by the moment
yes, yes, yes, get out of the way
beat up an insular gross wrench in by the moment
why am I always so slow? I need water or I need
I need some fish, boss.
I just fucked that up.
Put some more fishing in a sec.
Why?
Why does your person walk like that?
Because I'm dying.
I'm in the constant state of death.
someone took my fucking beat! that was the last piece of food I had!
hmm... that's the strangest thing to say, cuz chillies, I mean, we have a full cooler of fish right now
I'M GONNA DIE!
that is very bad, I don't know why any only Buddhist do you miss out on
how far in between friends have become because of this stupid rap?
this is real life, this is real life!
A tale of survival.
There is no room for meek members on this raft.
Let's just say, you gotta leave your emotions on the land.
We're gonna die!
I have some food for the peddleman.
I am the peddleman.
I have the peddle.
If you grab me, I'll be putting me on the bed.
But maybe quickly, please, please, quickly.
Or maybe quickly, quickly.
Hero, he's really, he's really...
I'm about to die too, so maybe you turn
Oh, I pulled it too fast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm bugged you guys see that my hook is right there
Yeah, you're right clear to bring it back
I see something, should I paddle?
I was so weird it wasn't when I was going to the bathroom.
Did I paddle too?
Did I do something?
Oh, you see that boat, right?
Yeah.
Fuck!
Who is building up the peanut peninsula?
No, no, that is not the peanut peninsula.
That is the state of the mind.
This bridge is the peanut peninsula.
Who built it?
I must destroy it.
This is not, this is the...
This is the...
This is the state of the mind.
You've broken all the Peter Peninsula!
You have to pay a third to me here!
Take your... your all the Peter Peninsula!
How do I turn this music down?
I... I...
Ah, that's fine.
I'm not really sure I can find music, but this is very... awkward.
Look at all those barrels.
Peter, get all the barrels!
Yeah!
I'm not the Peter Peninsula!
Obviously it is not being respected by Mr Habibi!
You're borderless have no value here. I'm very respect. Oh you dirty bastard. I see you have decided to enjoy the peanut peninsula if you're building on the peanut peninsula. Who's in here?
Okay, perhaps the peanut peninsula and the Strait of Habibi can come to an understanding. Ah, perhaps. Perhaps. The rest of them in order to cross the Strait.
We will make an agreement you'll make an agreement Mr. Habibi yes yes from now
on if they want to cross this straight of Habibi in order to get to the
peninsula they must pay a fee that's yes yes a treaty of so-and-so a treaty hmm
what kind of you think is a good amount mr. Woodward in planks per per
crossing per crossing per crossing that's right i feel like that is very low you'll see later
on that it is not so low maybe something to eat also maybe like two pieces two planks two planks
a piece of food huh?
Yeah, yeah!
One fish.
You got the barrel, Jinzy?
No, I have the barrel.
Never mind that greeny greeny.
The other side got it.
Yes!
You know, one thing I learned back in Dyer Mall
is that greed kills.
A lesson is going to be learned this night.
That's nice. That's right. That's right
Yeah
You know
Get the bed can I get on the bed I just want to get better bed nap not like a floor bed
Yeah, we're not so tough
RIP
Thank you, this is expanding rapidly boys
I'll take it I see now to be the
I'm just, you know, you know what you're right I shouldn't be on that side it's
kind of like it's just it just seems like
oh shit the Pina Peninsula is the greatest
this is a heavy me what the fuck is going on here what is you have continued
to build on the straight of Pina Peninsula
I go fuck my edge
I'm on your side. I'm trying to get closer to the barrels. I'm trying to get us closer to the barrels
I'm not building on I'm building part of the straight so we can tax them. Oh
I know I saw this I heard that
for what got plans huh you're trying to put chilies out of business you know our
operating costs are already quite high these days
I like that I like that I like that was he I like that I was you can't call it
the straight of peanut why not because it's a straight of a baby it's a straight
of peanut oh my goodness he stole right out from under my nose right out from
Oh my goodness a little this is become this is too much
Chilly's starting to look a little better
Sorry, sorry, look
Start to look very
Very cooperative. All right, join those creeps join those creatures if you might and let me be clear that the baddies haven't even arrived yet
We got Latina's coming any minute
We are supplies
I'm very afraid of Latinas
It's simply silly I have been
Here take my cup thrown it down
Okay
Another plastic for the peanut peninsula anybody that was on the peanut peninsula side could enjoy its riches
The peninsula keeps moving in different directions that's because of you I've got straight there's a diet I'm
So if I break this part right here, what happens to the peninsula it doesn't I don't want to do that
I don't want to do what?
You don't want to do that, BD.
He's trying to cut us in two.
Oh, he's succeeding.
Yeah, there is a chance that your side is wiped off the map.
Let me just come take a look.
Let me come take a look.
Ah, did I grant you pass or turn to the Peter Panigel?
Oh, do you have to do that first?
You have access.
Hey!
Did you see my?
Oh, never mind.
This is nice. This is cozy. It's nice. Thank you. Thank you
Yes, this could all be yours to be me if you just pledge your allegiance to the peanut
Peninsula is that easy? What do I have to do in order to play it like what do I all you have to do is
Cast your other
other compatriots down and pledge your allegiance to the peanut peninsula and live here forever.
Can you move the door down two tiles?
I would be placing another door, but that door is so that some hooligan who seems to be building
up the peanut strength who stops building.
Can I have this fish on here?
That's not cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, yours is even straight.
the baby wonky the side has chosen the side has chosen it's just not straight
enough yet it'll get straighter oh you sick fuck yeah you got to move very fast
I
Seen that
Okay, I'm taking the raft. I'm taking a raft to the right side
Did you have to steal it on the goop?
I'm taking us I'm taking us to the island. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be good. You can progress you get metal metal oris
I need to eat.
We have plenty of food over here at the peanut peninsula.
Do you?
Yes, we do.
We've got plenty of food at Chili's.
We have plenty of food over here at the peanut peninsula.
If only one would...
Oh, fuck I said drink salt water.
If only someone would make the wise decision of joining the peanut peninsula.
It is of the wisest decisions you can make among the top five.
It sounds like tug-of-war persuasion.
Let me taste the sample.
Ah, a sample? Of course. As soon as this potato is done, it is yours to be beat.
Could you see of the peanut peninsula?
It looks like you are lacking planks to heat the potato up.
Don't worry. Don't worry. We have infinite planks over here at the peanut peninsula. Infinite.
Do you have some kind of refund or insurance if I die before the potato is done?
Yes, the Peter Peninsula will carry you back to
Back to the bed at once
But the bed is on the side of
Shit
We'll make a new bed
There's the potato halal.
The potato insula I checked.
An insula. Look at this.
That's good. That's good.
Bad right there, Habibi. Bad right there. See that?
It's the halal potato.
You eat that right there. Potato right there, Habibi. Grab it.
Ah! Ah!
Don't worry, Habibi. I will be eating the potato now.
I'm... I'm...
I'm drinking it now.
You want to, Habibi?
Lay down in the peanut peninsula.
We have the softest bed in the whole wrap.
No, no. We need to get this.
I'm doing my best. I'm doing my best. I do not know if we can make it.
What happened to paddle guy? You getting this there or what?
I'm pedaling. I'm pedaling. You need one plastic. Can somebody spare
me some? Over on the peninsula here by chance?
Please please my whole son is we won't plastic mouse. Oh, what happened to Genji?
He's right there, which is dead. Yeah, she's gonna gotta gotta yeah, I kept lagging
Then I was at the bottom of the water
Thank you
Hey
Hey! Get out of here!
Oh, this is your...
That's right! That's right!
You know what? Peter Peninsula grants you passage this one time because of the island position.
After you, Genji. After you!
This this once. This this once.
As per the position of the island.
Are we gonna go up here?
I'm trying to hold it down. I'm pedaling so fast.
I'm getting nowhere. Yeah, let's do this fast because we don't have an egg again
Okay, I cannot stop pedaling
Sands
It's all underwater
You don't see anything diving
Shark is here though. We're drifting
go go go I think we need to get back in the flotsam path here really a lot of
plastic and stuff I think we just build up a bit mr. not much much I would join
the peanut peninsula hi yes wait we would be glad to have you mr. hippie
We would be enthralled to have you, Mr. Hibibi.
Wait, how can I put this ship in here?
I'm dead.
Back to the ship!
I was trying to swim over to the...
It's fine.
I was going to do the unstuck thing.
Okay, I'll raise you when you're here.
Okay.
We would have food. We would have food.
Hey, Mr. Paddle Guy.
I need to restart my game.
Trader is Paddle, man.
Yes, you remember the pattern that I had that is no longer a pattern because it is broken.
Understood. Yeah. Peanut, you are. You are something else. You are something else. You are
something else, Pauze. Yeah.
He claimed the spare over the peanut code at this Chili's location ever.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
No!
Too slow!
You're getting fat in your complacency with your will file.
My well, my pocket jingle with gold!
One beak gives you what when you plant it?
Does it give you another beak?
be taking but you when you start up we use the water in there okay baby you have
decided to pledge your allegiance to the peanut peninsula have you yes I have
and you know that there is no refunds there is no on pledging on pledging no
I was looking to un-pledge you will have infinite riches here
heavy the infinite winches you keep doing what you're doing I behind these
walls they will not see what I'm working on good good you songs not a
Perkins or rival chilies then we will have no issues
You fool mr. Peters you fool
Hey, what are you doing you stealing
You fool mr. Feast mr. Peters you fool all these resources belong to the peanut Peninsula
All two barrels just for the peanut Peninsula
Mr. Mr. Knopf, please keep the vegetables
I
Would have other things cooking if you know what I mean, of course, Mr.
He'd be of course you've been a grand help
Just you wait, this is only the beginning I do not even know what the fuck I'm doing check this out
storage
Yes, they did not have that over in the carbon fork area
Oh, that is it. Be that financial luxury. Watch as I steal their barrel!
Oh! I don't think we have the reaction time on your side though.
You devious dog! Yeah!
What's the reason for this?
Oh, you're trying to get me attacked, Mr. Feetless!
hahaha
hey guys, can we not fight? oh hello, what's up you back?
can we not fight during the sun that I...
is there like a... a seas fire time?
a seas fire!
the p-diff convention that goes by seas fire
oh ok
yeah!
you guys see me?
yup, I see you, I can see you
you look like you're kinda like frozen though
yeah I need to be put on the bed oh you're standing upright cake in one
second try to move you there you go got you thank you there is no need to
fight for these things mr. nut I I didn't know you were going after them
Mr. Heddybee
Oh
It'll prompt you when it's done it the food. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god
I
The food go wait, I think about me
Yes, you know you we have your food
No, I got fishes on there. Oh
My I'm stopping. I'm stopping. We both die at the same time
This is gonna be really sounds like things are troubling over on the
No! No!
Only in the pedipedidch that we have infinite ridges!
I think you can do it.
I'll put your pretty stable here at the chilly side of things.
Don't.
You don't have any adventures.
You should put fresh water on your plant wash.
I'm gonna plant a raw beet.
Yes, yes.
Let's move.
Okay, you have to put fresh water?
I
Need what's a bite boy we need what's a bunch
How do you love it?
RR press R for rotate
Nice Genji
Thank you
Why can I not use things so really close to the other things?
Oh, you thief!
Thief!
Yeah
Can you use salt water on the on the no
This is no get me. No, choose a sign you jackass
Fuck you. Fuck you P. Definitely wait for a thousand years
He wants to buy for me more go ahead kill them. Hold on stop the boat stop the boat
Yeah, oh
Oh, I'm juicid hold on I'm coming back I killed him you can just go in the water and freely loot right now
He really I'm yeah, I killed the shark
The chilies took advantage of that I made
Quickly quickly quickly grab the wood plate coming towards the thingy
It's a wood plate coming towards the pina peninsula
I've got another goop. I got another goop. I'll get all the goop
I'm looking at this it is raining here where I am. I'm also I have I'm trying to fish mr. Not
Hello until the shot comes back I don't know exactly I think we got a little time though
Oh
I
Yeah, there's a couple of them we might want to stop at one once we get stable and stuff. I'll make a smelter for us. Oh
We are in a good position here to this
We are also in a great position.
We are going to be opening up a seasonal menu, are you?
Just wondering.
A seasonal menu?
We've been a princess for ages ago.
What?
You hear them?
Maybe you hear them?
Well, they think they came up with the seasonal menu.
We have had that idea for thousands of years!
Thousands!
My father made his father before him!
It is raining.
This is very, very immersive gaming, I must tell you.
It's not even raining on my screen, it's only when you're in the screen actually.
Oh, it's raining, it's raining on my fucking face, it's raining right now.
Ooh, about to rain on your fucking face.
It's raining alright.
I'm throwing fish now.
I need you to carry the materials while I carry the food and water.
Is it a team effort?
I don't even have wands.
I don't even have wands.
Look how the common folk live.
Look how the common folk live.
I would collect my spin off the ground, but they do not even deserve that.
How do you build a door?
but they do not even deserve that.
Hahaha.
How do you build a door, Peanut? I can't remember.
Fuck yourself a thousand times.
Hahaha.
I'll see.
Ah, the common folk asking for help.
Shall we extend the lending hand, Mr. Hibby?
Just a so on good faith that the common folk...
No, no, no. Let us let them...
Let them learn.
Let them toil. Let them toil.
It's not for themselves.
He knows man to deal the world.
and he will have one wall.
Well, they cannot even figure out how to wall his work.
Excellent, excellent.
Now, listen to me.
Next we build nets.
That way it auto catches everything.
That is a great idea.
We have to learn this blueprint or something.
We see if we are here.
We do. We need a research here.
Two sharks, two sharks.
Get out of the water. Get out of the water.
Give one scrap. Give one scrap of BB.
Yes, yes, maybe.
I have put things inside the container.
container. Let me see, let me see. Oh, yes, perfect, perfect. Let me take you, take you,
take you, take you. And rich people's storage. Made of golden diamonds. Or we even have a flag.
All right, now he's five more planks, Mr. BD. I can make the research table to make us to the
nets. You have to understand, Mr. Muff, I am keeping us alive. Eared and fed. I, I keep food.
Let me take this. Let me take this, take this. Another fishing rod for you, could you share?
What is it?
It's a fishing rod right there in the box.
There is so much water.
Your screen is vastly different than my screen.
Oh my goodness. Are you go? It's right there?
You see.
You not see it?
I do not see.
I think this game is thoroughly glitched.
Oh no. Let's restart.
No, put it inside the rich people.
Is the boat underwater for you, BB?
What?
It's very wet here.
It is very much and you can think that that might be a problem
No, you see if this it is immersive gaming boys
I like how on a video speed the boat is underwater and it's thunder storming but on my screen were completely fine when I
That's completely calm. Yeah
You're fine here, but I love I have to see it. I mean I have to see I had to see you
Don't have to see anything. It is all nice
is raining on the board. Oh, he's just going. I see. I see. He is being spread. He is being
spread. The chillies have the chillies have water, cover or something. We need a sale
of baby. We need a sale of stag. I would work on it. We love the good vibes. We play
The bugger's up. Mr. Cam killer. Oh boy. Good. Good. Good.
Thank you my boys. Thank you my boys. Thank God. You big man. Oh
That's yeah, we're getting that's we're getting that's what you like from the gym pants is finished by four year
Pitches of the day feel the hype
Oh
We're max out again max out again
So we I need I need I need
Seven more planks to make the research to eat seven planks seven planks. You seven things I
Have
One plank.
One plank.
We're not getting any more stuff, do we stray off the pad?
There's lots of stuff over here.
What the hell is he doing with that purpose?
Chili is making it rain on our side, Mr. Knott.
Wait, where's all the stuff at?
I have been busy cooking this.
No, no, no, you need to be shy.
Mr. Afidesz.
Why's it okay?
Uh, we got some things over here.
There's quite a few things.
Genji's out there grabbing some stuff too.
Perhaps another ship for the city?
Cheers boys, cheers to the...
...the...
...Python Peninsula forever!
I can't find anything.
What are you laughing at?
I can't find anything.
Delicious, delicious.
Okay.
perhaps we can cover this place so the rain doesn't come inside it's already
covered is it covered it is not covered you dumbass then how come how come I
keep getting sprayed I'm good water where the fuck is where all the things I
don't know I apparently doing cob waters is nothing to get between a ton of
stop can you see somebody piss off Zeus or something wait I see Genji yeah
Genji's been putting in some work that's why there's no fucking items you've been
stealing it all out there do you see that wait is she a lot is that legal I
don't know we why is this our killing her back from the chilies you're an
unlicensed unlicensed guest well we why why is the shot killing her I'm really
of mercy she's magic I'm I've never been more immersed in a game ever is there
a possibility that maybe the game is bud the game has to be dead is it because
yeah cuz I don't see anything I can't see a fucking thing there we go
Nature has rebalanced itself, the universe is back in balance.
I-I am fucking deep in the wood.
You can just press E on it by the way if it's closed.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna keep, uh, I'm gonna keep that in mind.
Uh, listen, Dina, I'm so thankful to join your side.
I hope you have just a little bit of patience.
A little bit of patience.
Do you motherfucker?
There's typhoons here.
Of course, of course, I need food immediately. They're gonna steal our barrels. You see those barrels coming in they're gonna steal them
Baby, baby, baby, get your hook out get your hook out of me
I'm hooking we need that red box. Do not let them get that red box
I
Got
Wait, is this the way the game supposed to be played are you supposed to be fucking limping all the time?
No, we eat food and water dumb ass. I
Got food and I got fucking water man. That's me pass that first point
this is the this is the this is the the what is this game I need four more
pike to four places to be me what I need four pigs I need four pigs to be
research table I got I got here I put all my planks in the in the storage all
my planks in the storage that's it you just be giving me the storage
I got I put the nails in there too wait should I not say this shit out loud
Just in case you're like
Oh
My god
You need that we need that to be me
You need to research that immediately
How do I fucking use the blue? I don't know how that specific item works. I have no idea
I took two barrels from the comic book
Yeah, what do we do with all these beats? What do we do with all these beats? All the beats
Oh, we could make that into a nice stew over here all the peninsula beats. What do we do with them?
I see I see
You're floating in midair, Gigi.
I don't know, my game is weird right now. I think I need to...
No! Get me quickly! I need to get somebody out of here!
Hey!
Get back to the peninsula!
Oh, I'm out of food! I can't move fast!
I'm very quick!
Haha, that's a shame.
We have to take all the supplies quickly!
I can make you get the barrels!
And we can get fuck off!
Got it! I got it! I got it!
Karma is a bitch.
That was a close one dude
All right, I'm about to turn off the fucking weather in my house
Are you guys have fun all right
I'm pretty sure the grill oh nevermind I say my accent oh my goodness
We need more food, we need more food.
Oh the imperial, the imperial is gone, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go.
Yeah!
Got one!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We alright.
We have to research the net. Unfortunately, when we read some stuff, the common folk also get the net. That is the one down sign.
I have an idea. I have an idea.
What? What? What? What?
Why don't we go to the game? At least search it.
I
Yeah, common folk IQ is so minimal they would take millennia to research such technology
He didn't realize this already research
Oh, I see that I
Where we by us by us
Through you
Have you got secretly gave them the materials to make them think that they researched it so that they would feel it
important for us we will not truly
very good for this operation
very good boss yes sir they would have never seen that coming
yes gotta keep the coming thinking that they are
accomplishing many great feats
we didn't realize all the Peter Panicela
yes yes yes yes yes where do we get scripted
yeah you just random you also get some at the bottom of the ocean next to the islands
So we need to get to the island.
I need to fish.
I need to fish.
They made their own door.
We only have two doors here.
Hey, Gingy, do you want this food?
It's right on the ground.
Thank you.
Holy shit.
I'm fucking soaked, boss.
Oh, shit.
I thought you were just happy to see me.
Oh no, I mean we have them, but also.
Woohoo!
Also, maybe you get it out of the barrels, you get it out of the middle of the barrel too.
I'm gonna start making the nets, alright?
Yes.
You have to surround the nets though, so what we have to do is do this.
Need more plagues?
Are these plagues?
Yeah, yeah, I will grab them when they come close.
I'm fishing at the same time.
Something like this.
They deployed a thing around the nets so they don't get destroyed.
I
See so the shark can fuck off and die now. It's showy as fuck off and die correct
I'm very soon. I will need the bed sir
Of course, of course very soon. I would be the oh my god
I I gotta just clean off my keyboard man. The shit is is the fucking hazard right now
Ha I take your wood right out beneath you
Oh, I am sleeping. I'm thinking a little nap
Can you help me can you help me? I'm just requiring some assistance. Oh, yes, of course. Ah, ah
Oh, oh, baby over here the decisions carrying his bags of gold
Hi
24 karat ah
Well, of course
That was very heavy I'm surprised we were both we were able to carry all of them even together
Some of these things are disappearing before I even get close.
They're getting captured to the depths, you see?
You just look down and push the honor together of it.
When it comes to...
I'm just gonna keep...
I have a gift for you, Genji.
There you go.
Thank you.
hard efforts.
Ah, you see that, we have four nets now, we have four nets now.
You see that, have you seen that?
Yes, yes, I need scrap to start building some better shit.
Wait, what do we need?
You know, things for medium, medium-sized planters.
You need to go to an island, big time.
I already have seeds for something.
Very important seeds.
What?
It's just cooking. It's cooking.
He's almost ready.
Oh, you bastard!
No, no, no, no, no. Here, here, here.
Here, here, here.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's two shots, there's two shots.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Stop them quickly!
Here, here, I'm putting it, I'm putting it in the storage.
in the in the storage the rich people storage the very very rich people
storage
I'm also going to be on the horizon
shall I keep shall I keep shall I keep fishing
perhaps perhaps perhaps
but they changed the direction of that log with with god powers
little chili's ingenuity goes a long ways
don't tell me they have a shale
Well, they got okay, working on it.
I'm gonna be making a sale, I will be making a sale first.
We need seven more planks, we need seven more planks,
seven more planks.
Oh, I have a sale, huh?
We're cooking now, boys, we're cooking now.
Boom, you see that hippy-beam?
I'm putting nets on this side Genji
Okay, oh, I'm jumping out for a sec. You know why don't tell them oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Fuck
Get out of here
I would use the sale to put the loot inside of odd nets instead of their grubby hands
I get out of here!
Fuck you guys!
HA!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
Look ahead, look ahead!
Look ahead!
Have I been nuded this whole time I was talking to you?
Yes, all time.
Shit. I have found something worth millions.
worth millions, perhaps trillions, Mr. Knopf. Trillions?
There's underneath the research table. But do not let them see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we, we, we get some items, we get some items first.
See, this is high intensity and I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, okay, let me see. But it seems like the rest of the, the rest of the team...
What? Can't fish.
Oh, we don't have the facilities to cook this just yet.
I would go on I would go on the island so much.
Let's stop at this island this would be a big-
Ah!
A great idea!
Let them think they was their idea, have you be-
Yeah, it was not-
They could never have thought of such a grand orish idea.
Why are they going that way?
There's lots of loot. Yeah.
I need a plank. I got some planks. I've got some planks. I've got one play. I've got one play here.
Here you go. Yeah, I need it for the thing. When you say here you go. When you say here you go.
It drops it right here in a box right here
You go there you go there you go start dude. We got a restart we got a restart you go there you go
I give to you to you to you
You got to restart
Go go go get all the resources quickly
Oh shit, I'm dying
Where's all the trees at you there's a fucking shark man
They won't leave me alone. I'm trying to get some metal
There's no researches on this island. There's nothing here. Oh
Oh shit, there's a shark on your side not our side on their side on this side
There's a shark on my side
It's fine. It's fine. It does not like me the least that we need
It does not like so what am I saying stop be stated metal
Oh man.
BB I found all the things we need.
I have no idea where it's at.
I'm almost dead.
Metal.
Metal like scrap.
Yeah, I found it.
Look, look, look.
I found all of it.
I found all of it.
Look, look, look.
Genji.
Why are you walking like that, Genji?
Can you do this?
I need water.
Oh my God!
This shark is attacking me!
Oh my god! This shark is attacking me!
Be more racist! Be more racist!
AHH! A BEEBEE! A BEEBEE HELL!
I'M DEAD UNDER WATER! UNDER THE BOAT!
I am dead underwater! I am dead underwater!
Are we both dead underwater?
Alright.
We, with the peanut peninsula, will owe the common folk of the jennies one favor in exchange for a revive.
One food, one food, one food, one food for each person, one food for each person, one food for each person in exchange for a revive.
Can you get me up? I got a lot of stuff for us miles. I have a lot of stuff also I have many
to be careful with. I have a turntable. I'm on the boat like in the water. I'm in the water.
I'm in the water. I'm in the water. I'm in the ocean for metal and scrap. There's nothing
that all of you died. I mean do we all die? You all died. Did you say you died? No. Oh thank
Oh
I am just floating life my lifeless body is floating
I don't see
I am under the boat in the water
floating about halfway from the base to the top
I see the boat moving away from me
That is not good
That's not good
I
That is the boat leaving the island
Did you the only one that somebody's got me head sees down?
Got you. All right. Thank you. Thank you
Chili's takes care of their own
Uh, but does chili take care of the innocent people? That's true. That's true. That's a good question. That's a good question
Leave the innocent behind
Are they surely they are not that type of people? No fine innocent to find innocent innocent
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you is what I would say if I I am thankful. Thank you. I'm in
I
Did the water for sure
Well, we need to be placed on the bed we remember out of the Peter Peninsula gave you your first bed
Are you live you are you gonna like where I'm moving it? Oh
Oh, are you moving? Oh, I'm stationary.
JG is waiting up in a peninsula!
Back, he's in back!
Back!
I'm stationary.
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm in the water.
I need something to get a rodeo clone to shark so I can get down there and dive.
There's a lot of stuff.
I see you, I see you, I see you!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I got JG!
Gg sketch
I will give you
My finest fish
Shit, I hope the peanut peninsula never forgets this rescue
Yes, of course the peanut peninsula win soon forget
Restart you fucking insane
No, no, not reset the game. It's like reset. Is it bugged out or is it not? It was bugged out. What's happening?
I don't know. I I just like I couldn't see shit for a while. Oh
What are you doing?
Is it bugged out?
I'll snap on down.
Try to get the scrambly.
Guys, how do we get the stuff down there without dying?
Listen, I would give you...
I would give you three beats as a favor.
Let's sit down. Let's sit down.
What? What? What? What?
I'm gonna die if I go down there.
What are you doing in here?
It's nothing to never see.
What is happening?
I just shot Phenus, swim down here unharmed as soon as I go down, that shot puts it in my ass.
I'll come get you in a minute, but I'm right below the boat, right below the boat.
If anyone's held, uh, hi health, just grab Peanut.
How do you get health in this game?
Uh, I think you gotta eat and drink and then rest on a bed.
Ah.
As long as you're fed and, you know, have a drink, your health just needs to go up, I
I would take too long it's time to miss my life again.
Yeah.
I'm grabbing what I mean.
Wait, wait, wait, how do we make shockbait?
What's fish?
We need two fish, oh yes, perfect, perfect, I will, I will mix.
I think I have anything to do.
I don't have the fishing rod anymore, can you get two fish?
I've got you, Amy, I've got you!
I'm gonna give you all the fish away.
Oh no!
Wait, surely you are fine.
I guess surely it was, of course.
I'm just taking a small nap in the ocean.
I'm just taking a nap right next to you.
The Peter Peninsula.
Oh, they're attacking us!
I have to sit here at once, and the Peter Peninsula is torn into bits and pieces.
If you see this, I'm on the Peter Peninsula wood.
I'm just dead on top of it.
Yeah, give me one sec.
In a pencil of wood, got you, got you.
Oh, God, you guys are in rough shape here.
We are just taking a nap together.
It's real work.
We are passionate lovers.
Passionate lovers.
It is a good idea to share.
Yes, sir.
It is nice time together.
Why did I wake up here?
This is disgusting.
Are you in the common, full-up area?
nasty place we can you get two fish so we can use some shock bait
it's okay we gotta get rolling around a plane I think we gotta go I'm putting
them I'm putting them what do we I need one battle for the bottom ocean we're
gonna have to get it from the next one we're gonna die otherwise you have no
like no planks to cook with I think we just gotta go look how the common folk
have no place
Quickly check did I catch the poor I think I was too close to that person
Anybody kind of sickness escape me. Did I catch the poor?
No, he's meant to look stupid.
Oh, thank God.
No, let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
He couldn't just...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Get us to the flotsam.
What's a flotsam?
Uh, the, like, the shit that floats.
I'll highlight it where that is.
I thought that was just everywhere.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
You're out of your plants.
What are we supposed to do with... with... oh, that's stone.
Craft stuff.
I'll kill that shot quickly!
Out of here, fuck out of here.
We gotta get some gooping fast. Where's the woods? I can see stuff.
I'm looking. There's some floaters here.
Turn the sail. Don't you worry.
We can go towards the floaters.
Close the door.
I can hear you.
I can hear you over there.
That should be the as I don't know what I'm talking about use this sail to steal all of the items
Look I hook an item is only do they even really want it
Do the port even know what to do with all of these like
The heads would explode with with the wealth we have a mast over here
They would not have any idea what to do was such fast well
Oh
They didn't even notice Jim see they didn't even notice oh
Look at them trying to scramble oh
Nothing's enough for these greedy people
Bald Eagle skin leather seats or something something's wrong with this
well how come they are giving you guys on the things we have to control the
ship to be here to control the ship here on the shelf just shut up
watch what you see you see now we're pushing the ship towards the bear over
there you see that and how come they sometimes they move it the other way I
don't know if the storms the storms
I
Can't do that. Wow. How how?
Yeah, I got you here you go cooks beats. I'll do some fishing good
But we always it wasn't we need a forge
What should we give them metal? Oh, no, I got we got enough metal. Yeah, we need sand and clay from those dive spots for that
That's what I was trying to get at those islands and then metal or we get it all at the same spot next little island
We got to hit it
This is the crazy
What your your sail is going against kind of against the current
I'm gonna finish die!
The current...
...or else things won't spawn.
This game's harder than Daisy.
I turned, I turned, I turned the time I turned.
Mm-mm-mm.
This game's harder than Daisy.
Fuckin' what, you only want use?
You want to go next?
Oh, look, look, look, they're about to take all the items!
Oh, nice one, Jimmy.
Very nice, very nice, very nice.
Okay, oh this is huge I am NOT winning
There's no height of the line to hide
There's no height of the line to hide me
They're behind our ship, and it's moving so fast
nice try nice try we know you're trickery
need plastic badge is he well now they have the sale against the current
again so now nothing's spawning again
you see how they do it low quality semen shit that's all I'm gonna say
you see how they do it I don't even know what direction I don't know what the
thing is either it looks like it's going in all directions I genuinely don't know
which way the current is. Well, it's spelling a little bit
to your left. Listen, I have very disturbing news. What? What?
What? Do you know the original four tiles? Yes. If anything
off those original four tiles break. No, that's how much to
be destroyed. Just the boat just stays together through
magical forces we tested yesterday he's not wrong he's not wrong don't worry
Hibini do not worry no but what if I brought this on you it's fine it just
stays together as if it was still there I say we break off from these heathens
I would love you specifically he can't break it and that's why
Help help help
Quickly while the distracted shield is blinds. I cannot even move miss it enough. I can't get back on. I don't know why I'm gonna die
Oh, let me help I'm gonna lose everything. Oh, no
No
I don't want to sail around to grab
You're gonna have to do the unstuck thing.
You sure I can't turn the sail around?
No.
Yeah, you can.
Or just go on into the tide.
It would've gone the...
the tightest opposite direction of where you want to go.
Everything is going their way.
Turn the sail to the right, turn the sail to the right.
It'll be a shift, shift to the boat, shift to the boat.
I'm shifting, I'm shifting.
I
Was discombobulated
Guys acted by two hungry sharks
Yeah!
I got the barrel! I got the barrel!
We are on the come on.
I got mini supplies, mini supplies.
What are we working on next? What's our next thing?
I should be trying to get that water filtration system that doesn't require planks. What do you think about that? Yeah?
What do you think, what do you think, what do you think?
Have you already made that?
No, I can't make that.
Oh, I can't make that.
We need to fuck them.
You know what we need?
What?
We need a forge.
We need the water filtration system that takes no place,
so we can stop wasting place on it.
Yeah, but isn't that how you make...
So to make a forge, we gotta go to those islands,
Oh shit, we need a Ford's first. You're right. Oh my goodness.
A lot of it. Sandy Clay. A lot of it. Next little island we gotta stop.
Is the island right to our left? To the left! To the left!
Shift! Shift! Shift the sails!
Yeah!
How do you... Can you like stop at the island?
Alright, Genji, I'm back.
We just have to shift the sails so that it's constantly conniving with the island.
Beep beep!
Ah, we are breaking it. We are breaking the game.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm cooking fish, I'm cooking fish, do you see it?
What does this duck thing do?
Uh, Gigi, I found that, I don't know what it does.
Oh, I have no idea, that's the second time I've seen it.
Decoration?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
for the ambience the added ambience always down on blanks
are we moving towards it I think we need to move more routine a big little
routine before yeah there's a bunch we're passing a bunch of stuff back here too
yeah but we need to hit that island right yeah hit and run hit and run like
we can rotate around it we hit it for a bit then we go back and get some more
I said come back get one. You want to do it all in one shot, you know what I mean?
I mean quickly take all the supplies please. Do we ever get that shark bait?
No, no
But I'm getting other things right now. I see why you're doing that. Take that. Take that. Quickly get all the sand and the metals
You can't. We need shark bait. We need shark bait
I
Be attacked I'm being attacked by a demon
You want to turn the sail towards the island so we stay here. Yeah. Yeah
I was just almost cut in half by a thousand times the size of of the time and you are
the straight you are the strongest not I have ever laid my eyes on thank you
thank you right back at you there's a cave here there's a cave where please
He's a king, quickly!
He's a king, he's a king!
Oh!
Have you got a hatchet?
Uh, there's mangoes up here, Genji.
Logs of them.
Logs of them.
I'm coming, yes!
Those mangoes were saved in the Philippine palace for a thousand years!
Mangoes, you say?
Yeah, we're going to make some fruit shakes at the cellars.
Mango, fuck yourself!
No more food, I can't-
Oh!
No, no, no, no!
I can't.
No!
I went out of food so I could make a fucking job!
I'm going to the cave.
Oh no!
So on my way to the cave I encountered a shark, you see?
Where's the cave at?
It is below the boat.
you would see my body I will come save you do not worry do not worry do not
worry do not worry
and where are you be wearing some goop here
I'm gonna shoot you but that's you've got you've got you've got you've got you
potentially never leaves a soldier behind. Oh my!
are you taking a nap next to me yes I thought this was a perfect time for a
big snumper. Why not? Why not? It's just a very light snumper. Yes, yes. Ah yes, this
seems like a perfect place to rest. I told you but we do not hold me too strongly.
Of course not. Of course not. The members of the Piedet Peninsula always rest on their
islands usually they are private we could use maybe some assistance from the
common folk we will hmm just for a short spell just for a short spell I don't
know why I always attack me and not your mother bug don't you get any germs to
my poor hands there you are friends you good sir thank you good sir
Yeah!
Hey, what do we need to make the, uh, the furnace again?
Sand and clay. They're like the little piles.
Sand is white, clay is like brown.
They're the bigger piles. Yeah.
I'm getting the sand, I'm getting the sand.
We need seaweed too. All this shit is good, like...
Ooh, got a little bit of clay.
Just goop up. Anything you can click, basically.
Yeah, you see the white ones?
I
Don't make this whole fucking time
I'm just laying down on the fire. I got you well
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you work is necessary. I don't know why I never fucking have baby this
I mean, I mean feedage this makes no fucking sense at all
This is ridiculous
I'm using you as human base
Little back just oh my god. It's already over
Oh my god!
Just a quick little bedtime.
I would like assistance immediately before it's too much of a bedtime.
Just a little...
Just a little...
A little napkin.
A little napkin.
A little...
A little napkin.
Some cloth.
We need some rodeo clothes.
I could use immediate...
Where are you? Under the boat?
I'm right at the corner of Peter Peninsula.
Got you.
Thank you, good chair.
What if we go at the same time, Pina?
You said only one of us died.
I hope you don't have a single mattress.
I usually sleep on my 10,000 stitching Egyptian cotton water van.
Are you ready?
Pina after you.
Gentlemen, everybody go at the same time.
Where is Shinji actually?
Are you in the island?
That's beautiful.
What if you be at the same time?
I'm going down.
Yeah, go, go, go.
I was right next to you.
This is my bed.
I can see your name.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Hey!
There was a guy in here.
Why are we getting the same ones of BB?
Yeah, I'd like to steal my shit.
Oh, my new place!
Guys, oh my god.
Why?
We must all work together inside.
Always!
Eek me!
I'm directly out of the raft.
Please, please help me, please help me, please help me, please help me, please help me, please
Alright, back to the single mattress sir
I can't believe you live like this
Ah, scum, scum, you live like scum
Perhaps please help me
We have, we have, we have
I'm here
In the misty air spot
In the water
I think we need to ditch the island ASAP and come back perhaps you can pick up even before you ditched I
Will make an exception
We are here. We gotta go. We gotta go. I'm on the right side of the boat
Yeah, I'll grab you close to the chilly side the dangerous side. Oh, I cannot believe you
I'm looking for us man over for us an emergency situation. Oh
I see you
Ginger you back on you gotta go
I thought I could maybe guys a fetus fetus a fetus you guys again
This shock is racist.
This shock is racist.
I think we can all see that. I think it is obvious.
I jump in the water for two nanoseconds.
And he is ripping my rest of outside of my funnel.
He really likes his nuts.
I'm grabbing a BB and we're getting the hell out of here.
We're good. We're starting the sails. We're going.
We got you, BB.
We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go.
Oh, bug, bug, beast, bug!
I
Everybody on board let's go
We got to get it off the next one man. We can't get it out once
How much did you click
I collected. How much sand did I collect? I'm at please tell me you got some cooking
sales. Okay, thank you. I collected. I collected one metal or resources. You know what I think
happened? I think the pores stole my shit while I was sleeping in the water. They came
into my pockets and grab my...
I hate when they come in my pocket.
Oh.
Look, look, look, look over there, look.
That is one of the red boxes of infinite fortune.
We should not...
Let me be...
We should not fucking with the thing.
We need the thing, we need the box.
Listen, listen, do you not get any sand whatsoever?
I have not...
I remember getting sand, but I think it was stolen from me.
We don't get it all in the same spot.
When you die you lose your shit.
That's why when you use that unstuck you lose everything. That's what happens. No you don't have that many times. I've lost anything
You lose a little bit. You don't lose everything, but it you know
It takes like three out of a stack of eight or something like that
This is how I try to get us in that
Kill it kill it!
Listen up we are losing we are losing we are losing the thing. I think you watch watch this
I'm going for it. You're never getting a discount. This chili's ever
That's what that's what that's what works. I
Got the barrel. I got the barrel. I'm changing directions. We get the other barrels
Oh, that actually drove out of the scene one.
Now leave this brick right here by me.
Don't touch this brick.
I'm going into the unscathed territory.
The no-bands land.
Be careful. Please, put a mask on or something.
Do not bleed the air there.
You bastard!
Wait, hold up. Wait, I just figured out a trick.
I'm not even joking. I just figured out tech.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I just figured out tech
Holy shit. Oh my god
You see that medium
Medium growing we watch this we watch this watch this is this
We see the tech machine the tech
I can't see that. I'm just trying to gather from what I'm doing. All right. Okay. I'm looking. I'm watching you. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Hey, change the sales, guys. Yeah, hold on. Watch this. Ready, ready, ready, boom.
I'm going to go away from the
go.
It is so nasty. It feels illegal, but I like it.
Oh, Mr.
Bibi.
They cannot know.
They cannot.
They cannot.
They cannot.
You take that.
something's got to get me that forage down boss we got to combine our resources
here boss it's gotta happen what we need for the boys and the peanut financial
it may consider your proposal I think we collectively pool our sand and clay we
make one forage and we use it together the only out one break yeah we need five
Total I can make zero currently actually perfect. That's you see how they want to pull their resources when they have
There's an island this way do you see it over on my side?
Yes, yes, we can go there. Yes, we get all these bills of course
Yes, it's just a short moment we will be in a short moment
I feel like every man
The left side is not fair
Wait, wait, they're taking all the barrels!
They're taking all the barrels!
I would take when I get some
Alright
The way that it looks to me
Looks like the original four tiles is where things go
I'm not saying I picked the wrong side
No, it doesn't know if you mean that's how we literally control where the fucking boat goes with the sale
Are you dead? Are you a cabbage? How many times have we been controlling and we got
After barrel
Yeah, we need the big barbecue for that we got to get that force ASAP me put the sale for it quickly
Maybe put the sale for it toward that box toward that box
forward cap
You want that box quick?
Fucking the box. It's right on the front teeth right there. We're losing the shit mouse. We're losing it
I got the better. I got the better. I'll get the box out
Oh
Oh, oh, got it. I got it. I got it. Oh
Yeah score back to the beat it, but it's not
It was on the it was on the chilly side a minute ago. I don't know where now. Oh, it's right behind it
I can see it. Yeah. Yeah, chilly side look at the
aim towards like chilies
I need a bag for these bags!
Bag!
No, I need to pop some wood in order to make anything.
You are very demanding, Mr. Knott.
Oh my gosh, this thing...
Oh, what do you need? What do you need?
What do you need?
Oh, there we go.
I'm making a spear.
Should I waste it?
It's eight planks.
Just go ahead and make a spear.
You just...
We need it.
I would make it.
You're a good man, Happy Me, you're a good man, you're a good man, I'm many great fortunes,
many great fortunes, many great fortunes.
You are a better man, you are a better man.
Oh, peel it, peel it, peel it.
Wait, I have a dry block?
I have a dry block?
I have one dry block?
We can use it, we need six of those?
We are getting, are we getting there to the island?
I think so, I don't know.
We're going to the island.
Right behind you, right behind you, look over your left shoulder.
We're going to the island.
To the island.
To the island.
move the sale
we are cooking we are cooking insurmountably insurmountable cooking
I'm ready to get sand and clay.
Yeah, sand and clay and metal.
I'm ready to get sand and clay.
The problem that we only do is we don't have any fucking paddle.
No paddle and Genji is using the paddle behind our back.
What? What?
I'm fishing
You see I was jumping like this
I don't think we're gonna be able to make it there you guys
Yeah, we got it. We're going into the tide. So just just keep going we're going into the current rather
But if I get six more leaves, I can make it to the sale. Oh, I have she's willing to try to get a sale
No, no, no, they don't snack. Oh one sales. It's just like to steer the boat basically
There's a fish, you dropped it
Here kill me and kill this thing these sharks gotta be low health. Oh, we're gonna lose the side of the boat. No
Baby, you listen to this is plastic Genji
Listen, listen, I want to make some I'm gonna make a small or medium crop pot
Then we can go on that island and grab like coconut stuff and make a big bigger ones. I don't I have watermelon seeds
We got oh wait wait oh
And to be a better be right here right here right here
You know what the problem is watch we need fresh water. It's fine. We got plenty of fresh water right here
But do we do we have plenty of friends? I have some right here whoops water cops wanted
Wait that is fresh water
Well, you have to cook it first you cook it first. Yes, you have all the planks. I guess I have lots of place
I have 21 things to be right now
We're cooking boys, we're cooking ricks.
I mean ricks do you guys have over there yet?
We got one brick, one, count them, one, brick!
Okay, we got to collect them.
I think we should.
We're looking further and further away.
I would like to have a moment with the constituents of the peanut penesola.
I'm counting through.
I'm counting through.
Meet with us.
I think for the greater good of survival, for the both of us, we pool our clay, our
sand in our metal and we make a forge we put right in the middle and we use it
collectively how much method do you need we don't need metal we need clay and
sand I will permit I will permit this I will permit this this is fine we'll put
it in the no man's land right here it will be right here right or the common
area this is the common area now that would be satisfactory I don't need this
right this shark has got to be close to dead I don't think we'll get into that
island over there yeah the current status way just forget it just get us a
We'll get the next one.
Where's your goo pad?
Good question.
Oh man.
I need to do this.
What's that thing?
What's this?
Mango seeds.
I got a blueprint, a receiver blueprint.
Yeah, so that's what we need to get to the islands.
That plus antennas and batteries, that's what we need to get to the islands.
have the soup. Oh, I was have the antenna blue bread. Throw it throw it right here. Copper
and metal is what we need and that's what we need to forge for. That's right. That's
right. You put it in there. No, no, you put it in the research bench at the top and then
you can learn it. How do I do that? Drag it at the top and you put it at the top. Well,
now I and you should have a research button unless it says research already. Oh yeah,
It's just research already
You know that metal and the copper that we get that's what we used to cook
That's what it all goes to you
That's right
Oh, yeah, I got him. I got him. I try to make a scarecrow beat three nails
Oh
Okay.
Oh, it's getting cold.
Where?
We put it right here, okay?
Right here next to the pot.
Can we kill?
Did we get chicken from them?
Or not chicken?
Did we get chicken from the seagull tree?
Did we get poultry?
I think you can kill them, yeah.
Yeah, you can kill the seagulls.
He was a rubber whatever
Pultry is not a rom it is halal. Oh, sorry. I thought it was
Ram
It was I'm gonna make another medium crock-pock that we can just have unlimited food you ready
I'm ready. I'm ready. I can't wait to eat more than I'm eating right now. I feel like this game is gonna be so much better
Yeah, we get that force you get the big barbecue. We can get the good big fish barbecue. We're good
You also need that limitless water thing that doesn't take planks, Mr. Hibibi. That's priority. Yeah. Yes. Yes
Mr. Knut was hoping that I would be an addition to his team, but I feel as though I am bringing him down
All that shock is so close to death
Yeah, they're really close if we zerg them we can kill them both. I don't have enough wood planks to make another spear
I'll make you go. What if we do not want the help from the likes of you? Yeah, it is.
In the street of Habibi. We put nets in the street of Habibi. Yes. And you lock this door.
So then anything that comes here. How about this? Listen, listen, if you put in the street
of Habibi, they will have access to it. What if instead we break this wall here and extend
it outward like so yes that is a good idea oh my god I'm attacking the fucking
scared for what and then who's put these games it's like he's demon that's
like his Satan he's trying to face his fears here's dryhubs your one shirt
ain't it what he's going to face his hip I'm hungry they apparently you can kill
the bird when he's on the thing hey you guys got to steer this thing you guys
got to get us into the path of some goop here we're dying we hold up oh yeah I
turned it 180 degrees slowly stealing there's no there's no way I'm there's a
yeah what's that behind us you see that that's the island that we just that oh
those are those items we just floating that's our items we drop those okay
Okay, yeah, we put them down
So I'm about to die really bad boss. I'm not I can I just take a nap right now. I'm a refresher. What I'll kill you
I'll give you give you a thing
Give you what?
Yeah, I should wait kill me I
Drop the spear the spear go. Oh, I dropped it. Oh
No, no it's still on the boat. It's still on the boat it's on the boat.
Oh, where? Oh, we're here we kill be kill be kill be kill be kill me!
Come here. Quick quick quick the boxes coming the boxes coming.
Come here quick quick!
I'm count, count, I'm fucking fucking killing!
Come here come here come here the boxers come here the boxes coming.
Come here give me- come here on the back!
Okay... okay.
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Got him!
Okay, now kill me. Now. I put it in. I put it in here. I put it in the storage box. I put it in the storage box.
Yeah!
Oh, we need storage. Should we have only one more?
Put it back in the storage box. There's 20 rope.
I need plastic. That's for...
Um, they...
I need plastic, boss.
I don't know if I've been putting my food in there.
God damn you.
That will be remembered when you're face down in the mud.
It's lagging.
It's lagging.
Yeah!
Don't even try it.
Yes!
Hell yeah!
My the Grinch from here, you're a simple bear.
Hell yeah!
Forgoobie, forgoobie, forgoobie!
My! What in blank?
You see how we steer from the common folk, Mr. Idiot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I want to see more. I want to see more.
I want them to come here begging for some items.
We already have them begging for the blocks.
the blood. I want them to say sir can I have some more? Can I have a pig? That is what I
want from the comic book. Please sir. Can I have some more? Yeah! I'm thinking so hard
Oh, I see yeah, you have to pick one. Okay, okay
Get in there get in there get in there get in there. I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm getting dirty. I'm getting dirty. I'm getting dirty
I'm getting down a dirty. I'm getting down a dirty
I'm risking it for the biscuit. Are you risking for the biscuit team?
I'm a biscuit for biscuit we ever figure out how much stuff we have
I don't have a spear by the way I'm not I don't have a spear
hold on let me make a spear look out look out look out look over there look
Look over there. Yeah, I mean till the seal's to the seals
Got one got one got one one more one more
tilting tilting
Oh my oh, oh my goodness
Oh, Mr. Hibibi Golden Coins.
It is easy for folks like us.
What do we do with all these Rolexes? Can we do anything with them?
Toss them into the ocean. That shark might get drippy upon them.
Listen, I have something for you. Check the box on the way to the left.
All the way to the left. How do we get to the watermelon?
I've never seen a sking ray in here. I don't know. I think when you pick it up you get two.
I only got to I was hoping eating it to give us more but I did not
Did you get two from each one?
There's two in time two from each plot. I think two from each one. Oh
So we're not stuck until we find some raw ones
Oh, the gig of the items!
No, no, no, they are not.
Don't worry.
The Ritchdale!
Mr. Hepidee will move the wings.
Mr. Hepidee, Mr. Hepidee.
You said that.
No!
I would take their one.
one I would take that one
there's a thing
uh... what
we gotta get that
there's one over here by the chilly side
I can see something floating up
there's an island just passing on the left
And Mr. Clubby will find a wicked man going out by his hand.
Like, shit, give my boy a piece of shit!
Perhaps now that's shit for the silly, it's like I'm all one.
Tears, boys, tears!
Ah, Genji.
If I put the helmet like yours, will she sit there?
No.
He'll find the sector of the guns!
We will practice to do as well.
I'll practice tomorrow!
We must build the peanut peninsula up to the heavens through the clouds and through the clouds.
We must rain supreme over the chiles.
Oh, oh my god. Do you see that? Do you see that?
Yeah, we're on the way.
So, can we catch those?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Can we catch those?
Please, in the water.
Baby, look, look, look that way.
Yes, that, I see that. That is...
I'm talking about the uh...
I don't know. I don't know.
We need that. We need that.
I'm just possibly.
up. There's no boat. There's no boat. There's no boat. True. True. Oh. Oh.
Are they both fighting for it? No, GG. Go. Why is it attacking me? Yes. Yes.
I think he's got rich people's shoes, you know, I got the new, the blonde James vibes.
That's how I jumped that high.
The rich people's shoes.
Look in this box.
Maybe you...
Listen, listen.
Look what I got.
Look what I got.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I- I defi- I defi-
Make sure it's what I'm picking up.
I got a piece of glass now.
I can research that-
that water crafting machine.
And then...
Oh, guys, this is Big Island.
Big Island towards the Chili's corner here.
Boom!
I think we should head to that.
I- I learned the advanced purifier!
Nice.
Yeah, we need sand and stuff now.
Big time.
We need to work together.
We're going to die.
We're going to die.
We will never work with the likes of you.
It's heartbreaking.
Chili's would like to collab.
I'm sure you got a recipe for a special soup.
Our people will reach out to your people.
How much would we get paid?
I
Got a
We do what we do I
Yes, no, I don't think we have chilly fishing ride
Do we have chilies in Canada, I don't think so I can make it happen though
Do we need to fish immediately your fishing ride? Oh
Yeah, let me get on that
Let me get on that fishing rod with all these fucking planks that I have I can make you what I can make you one
I've got plenty of pigs. I have infinite things
Do you have infinite planks? Yeah. Yeah, I would love some crap. It's got this place got this place
Do I we go get away from the giant island? You just storage beans, did you?
I'll put another one
Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right
Come on, come on, come on, turn the boat if you have to.
That was a three plank.
You got a good one.
I actually do have 40 planks.
Maybe.
How about you, Paul?
I have a beat out of many ads.
A beat out of many ads.
I got a fishing line.
I got a fishing line.
I'll get the fishing.
See, the island we're going right towards.
It's massive.
It looks like Jurassic Park.
Nothing is huge.
Yeah, that's a story island for sure those birds and shit are gonna be there. So
Careful to be beat you have not seen the likes of the demon bird yet. Definitely a story
Yeah, yeah, which this is what they call a lore
Well, but yeah, we'll do a big deep dive here. We'll get all the clay and everything else get them forges up most
Oh, I
Get any plastics, did you
Needle thank you
Mm-hmm
Chilies is doing well I must say as well as the peanut
That I can be set it up once we get a forge everything will go well
We shouldn't kind of collectively try to kill these imagine if we kill the sharks in this big island that could be huge for us
That's true. That's true. We could ask you a question. You're crazy. How come the pores are always talking about collective this collective that
Communist fucking commies. That's why
What do you need the fish for to cook are we cooking or or are we are we using for something else the fish? Oh
No, no, yeah, you got that. Oh
Use the god damn sails!
Captain!
Are we eating the fish, or are we cooking the fish?
We're cooking the fish. Are you crazy? Are you ashamed?
Why are we eating raw fish?
No, I just mean, I meant, are we keeping it for the shark stuff?
Oh, shark bait.
I don't know, that's a fetish question.
What's up?
I don't remember.
I don't know why.
I am also the Joe Biden of rafts.
Wake up, Joe.
Wake up.
Time to get some clean, some sand, everybody, let's go!
Just clean sand?
Waste sand, metal, or copper, everything, everything.
Oh, shit! Okay.
I can't really, like, get gathered too much.
Is your shotgun there, boss?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, boss.
She's right there.
She's right there and she's hungry. I said we don't have enough food to move the island
This is I can't even move I can't even move with me. We should kill ourselves. I have more fish. I have more fish
No, no, I can't see I can't see him fuck fuck fuck you go you go you go he's 11
He's 11 right there. He's 11. I'm gonna get mangoes and wood and everything for the island
Then we'll get the sand in the clay.
Your potatoes are getting messed up by Bird.
Keep plucking, keep plucking, keep plucking.
I'm a cook, I'm a cook.
Cookbox, cookbox.
I'm cooking.
I'm big, big cooking, big cooking.
Actually, I don't think it's worth it to make the real axe.
All it does is attack fast.
I don't think it gives you any more resources.
You demand?
I think you can use them to do the bigger trees, though.
Am I wrong or no?
I heard you got that.
Oh, God, you took my spear.
You took my spear.
The good act for the bigotry to know.
We're going to have to build some things.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Let me agree that you cannot.
A tile is cheaper than building a spear, by the way.
So.
Fuck you.
Fuck your shell, heavy.
Are you talking to me?
You're telling me to fuck myself.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think I am. I would never do such nasty things.
You're telling me to hold my shawarma in my hand? You hold your shroom and see if it is halala or harim.
Ah, different letters every time, every time. I see the bird of a thousand misfortunes.
Oh, and I see Genji of a thousand.
I don't know. Fuck her. I gotta get on this one. I gotta get on this one.
What the hell?
Oh my god. The bird of the thousand misfortunes is attacking me right now.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Sonic room.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Sonic room.
Oh.
Oh.
Ame lab is free pushing. Ame lab is free. You stupid bird bitch.
Do you get any food from him?
I don't know, he's mighty dangerous, oh my god.
So most of the animals I think, I don't know the new ones but we can capture these with
that net gun.
We can capture the gold.
How the hell is he gonna launch it?
I think, you know.
What are they doing?
They have a feast for ages, food probably, food and other stuff, pee-pees, they might
be big.
Fuck, I'm out of food, what?
Mr. Knot, perhaps we left the peasants farmed and we left them, we collected taxes from them.
Maybe, maybe, we promised them...
You really need to farm goats, you want to touch an animal with your hands?
A king, like yourself, to touch an animal?
I will only touch gold and diamonds and Rolexes!
I was spit on to be they do not even deserve our spent save it save it for my drop balls
Please man, so let me have a little drop of spit in my mouth balls
Do not give it to him. Please boss
Please we're on the fucking rich man team dude
Us peasants is more taste little
I
Found very deep riches here, but I might need some help straight up
How are you talking to us?
Yeah, I'm talking to you guys. I'm talking to everybody. I found the load the load that we need
It's deep though. That's how you get to the top of this mountain
Is anybody find seaweed that's really important. I thought a ton of here
Is you in the top of the mountain?
You always get to the top, I feel like you can always get to the top of the mountains.
I can't get to the top of this, what in all?
You guys said you went to see it in clay?
It's a specific way.
You have no idea how much I'm cooking right now.
I'm cooking.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm doing well, I'm drowning for the team here.
I could back into the top of this mountain.
You wouldn't fucking, I would get to the top of the clay, then we'd desire.
I'm already at the tippy top.
the tippy top. What? How'd you get out there? With my legs that you don't have? What? Oh,
racist! Racist! Are you hearing this? It's fool! Look, man, tough out there. You see
that? They hate the potters because we are living so lavish. Oh, no. Okay, honey. It's
the hippies money's worth. They hate the potters because of our lavish living in our gold coins
Do not let their words of malice affect you
Let them coil let them coil in the mud in the slump
Ran out of water. I kind of need help. I got everything we need. Fuck yourself
Fuck yourself and come on. Fuck yourself and die here, baby
why am I always the one who needs to fuck himself I mean shit I've been
feeling oh shit yeah I'm blinded by hatred I've been feeling such an MPV
my apologies my apologies my apologies it's so used to telling me to fuck off and
die that it's ingrained it's routine for me it's routine my apologies my apologies
Apologies the common folk and get my sick of this the little man knows this fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you a thousand times
Oh fuck I
Might need some help here surreal. I'm really far and I'm trying to get back. We do know how to lose
I got everything for a fortune man. Oh
Many many
You got to work together to get this forge right now. I'm telling you it's for the greeter good of us both
I'm just starting to be drowned again
I just like I can't get any of this
I can't get any I can't get in the water
Because I get hungry and thirsty immediately
I think I have enough you know the group you know the group
we are I see the boat I'm stacking and packing to me I am stacking and packing
right now I'm not even joking I'm stacking and packing I have infinite
resources infinite resources resources beyond your comprehension oh I'm getting
I'm getting touchers in a clay- OH FUCK!
The- OH MY GOD!
I just got kamikaze-ed!
There's a bird out here?
Go buy a pufferfish!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
NOOOO!
Help me be help!
Please God!
Where the fuck are you?
That's- that's gonna be hard to say.
I'm not gonna lie to you, but-
Awww.
Listen, listen, I am in the water, on the surface, about probably 30 meters from the shore.
You'll see me floating.
You'll see me floating.
Which side of which I believe you leave the ball up on the left side. I think I think I think
I'm on the left side. I'm on the left side
On the shore you're on the shore
Perhaps you know this you can see like
I'm on my way
By the way, that whole saying be a before liquor. I've never been sicker. That's an old wives tale drawn up by
moonrock ladies right I'd be fine
correct I'd be fine I can start on the
healer
absolutely yes I would double up too
if I was you
we got any place to cook over here
is that real or not it's real
give me a second okay is it a
bitch I'm looking for you
I'm almost made around I'm not a bitch
I'm getting word that it's very real how real is it clear like when I be able to power through it's keep streaming type shit
Or is it like is it like a mile sickness or like I'm gonna be puking
You know what it'll be you'll be fine unless you're fucking binge drinking. I've never been drinking a bottle of liquor
Wait what if you're having a couple if you're having a couple glasses won't make a difference
you know where the fuck are you glasses a couple glasses I'm listening to this
I'm out at sea I'm out at sea about 40 meters not even 40 meters outside the
coast looking you should see what you said you want to see my head baby I see
the goop I see the goop you have to get me you see girl in the hill
I'm I'm I'm I'm fucking I'm going around the entire island right now looking for
like what what the fuck is a meter even it's not you it's like it's like I have
no idea I wait are we sure on stock loses you stop I don't think it guys I
think that's a lie you lose a couple things not all this I'm on the boat I'm
on the boat I'm on the boat I don't know what happens I don't know what happens
I don't think getting unstuck makes you lose anything I think that's a lie maybe
Maybe just die or maybe when you die completely. I'm not sure. I definitely lost a few items.
I lost nothing.
We lose anything guys?
Because I'm pretty sure I moved this down here.
Remember to make an extra slot for when I was going to get that metal.
So that slot's supposed to be open.
You know I have my scrap right there.
Watermelon seed, we have a watermelon seed right there.
Let me give it to you. Let me give it to you.
I don't think I'd like to see a thing yeah, that's good then
Oh my god are you so dead fucking serious
the shock the shock is back yeah I don't really want to be like I'm so lucky for
school for me I really hope I'm just fucking I just I think if you go far
enough away from the shark in it like the raft I mean the structures attack
yeah it was a shark over here there's a shark how I make the shark think there's
like what are you with it is to the touch the attack no no Jinji said no but
Maybe Jinji's trying to you know keep the rich
Yeah, it really doesn't it all it does
When you kill it it keeps it away for a little bit longer, but maybe like that's right. Yeah
But it does not protect you from it I
I
Just got kamikaze by another motherfucking
Offer fish listen, I believe it was you I just saw it could have been someone else
I'm whoever I just saw a guy there was a swim towards the
Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?
Was getting some metal down there, man
You I don't know why I guys I'm telling you without oh when someone like fetus goes in the water
It's like say we're moseying between the rides and six legs grabbing a popcorn and a hot dog
Would I go in the water? It's fucking herosima
I mean I have birds dropping rocks from the sky of the million puffer fish comicizing me
It's ridiculous. We're gonna get there. All right. We're gonna get how you see this
Are you saying this toilet torment that this game is putting me through? I'm getting all the stuff balls getting all the stuff
I have another ship of the ship leaking my way over. Just walking.
Walking. You saw it? No, I didn't see nothing.
He's wobbling, wobbling over.
Wobbling back.
Maybe I should go to the boat, get water, come back, grab you, and I go to the boat faster. How does that all work?
Hey, what?
You would you would say it what are you talking about?
I'm just saying maybe I go I leave you here go to the boat grab water and food
Oh my I'm gonna fuck that's a stupid idea
The stupid man with stupid ideas your stupid man with stupid ideas
My ideas are extremely
Extremely smart
You know
Very smart. Yes, I I have some of the greatest ideas known to men. I'm just telling you the stupid ones
Just wait until I give you a smart idea deception. I see
The bird is here. Ah
Good thing the peanut peninsula has a roof
Kill me please please murder you have a good news. Wait wait wait wait
to begin can you please just turn this thing off?
gotcha watcha gotcha watcha
wanna be one be one be one
i think we got progress with this forge coming boss
oh my god it bugged out bud are you alive
yeah yeah but i had two watermelon seeds
it bugged out as i died and we lost one watermelon seed
oh you're right we do see who we died
yeah it's just like a small percentage i think
ten percent or twenty percent. I didn't die though. I didn't die. I just fell. I just fell. Yeah, yeah.
It didn't help me. Wait. What have you been money's worth? Have you looked at the carbon
folk and the way they live? Recently. I, whenever I'm feeling down about watermelon seed loss, I
go over to the Chili's area and look how they live. For simple folk, all right, boys? For simple folk.
Do you think they like to cook fish there?
Ha!
Fish they've even heard of fish before.
They have tofu.
Tofu and canned beans.
That's all they have over there, that scum place.
How do you make, how do you make bricks?
You need sand and what?
Shady clay.
Sand and clay.
Yeah.
We need lots of extra sand to make those water purifiers.
Oh
I found
We need to get the puffer fish apparently you can like I think it's a net gun thing, you know, we can weaponize it
I think you can kill it. You can kill it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can
You can weaponize it
Fish like a grenade
Yeah, I think there's ways you can turn into something we can use
Oh, I found the seaweed area.
This is on the same, the same, the clear.
Ghost is down here with me.
Ghost is down.
Oh, peanut.
Hello.
Ah, yes.
I found a nice area.
I found this peanut mahogany to you.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry.
You get all the seaweed?
I don't know how to get seaweed.
That's the part.
Uh, just like all these plants, there's seaweed harvestable.
I, yeah, I don't, I don't know how to.
Have you seen it this harvest it's just like anything else
Pressing I'm getting lots of hands. We got this
resist
I'm a secret secret cave. Oh, oh, oh, see any search for your lately peanut. Oh
Yes, oh my god, yes, I just blast three bolts in a fucking hinge. No way
Oh
No, it's treasure box or what
That's big
Three balls in the hands that is literally nothing to us and BB's money's worth
but to these
I mean, they celebrate as if it is the fourth of July
An excellent point of view I hadn't even
considered
I haven't even considered me these money's worth
Quite humorous, right?
He'd hit me these money's worth
You see how I said three boats and fetuses eyes lit up like a star in the sky.
I thought I watched one of their boats, you know, Phoebe's money is worth that.
We must have, what, two, three million boats back at the base.
We have so many, we do not have room for them.
We sometimes dish them out to the fish, let them play with them and...
You know, that's just my...
What should we do with all these diamonds, Mr. Knopf?
Just toss them over.
300,000.
Too heavy. Too heavy.
Too heavy for the ship, I suppose.
There's no room next to our gold and sapphires.
No room for them, unfortunately.
I'm not seeing any sand at all but there is going on right here we cannot use all of the sand
we need to keep four sand I'm not fighting shit I've got eight clays zero sand that's
interesting that's interesting I'm throwing down my fifth brick right now boss
I need water. I need water. I do not have water. I'm out that you need to be to be to
be to go back. We gotta go back.
Oh, shit. I broke it. Oh, shit.
Follow me.
This ranked PVP are a raft game is is oh shit. Oh shit.
Sharks back. I am dehydrated on purpose
See how the folks over at Chili's might live
I would like to have a seeing eyeglass into their world
On purpose on purpose
Follow me gentlemen
Peanut mahogany and sir gimmicks money's worth
Sir gimmick's money's worth his honor.
Three month hate is to the Caribbean, where he is helping out with humanitarian supplies
from his 40,000 square foot mansion.
I called him the other day.
I said, why not just live on your yacht?
It has plenty of food, and if it doesn't, the support yacht or your yacht, could even
easily grab food from the town you own and bring it over.
But he said, no, when he's at the humanitarian aid, he wants to appear humble.
So he is staying in the 40,000 square foot mansion.
And I honestly, he is noble for that.
He is noble for that.
Dimmick's money's worth is a great man, a great man indeed, a great man indeed, a great
I'm gonna get some fucking food and water it so I don't die immediately did
we ever get the forge research I'm looking for it I don't think I'm
crafted I don't think so no okay I think we need one more brick to research
to enter something very impressive thank you sir thank you sir only 40,000
as I said gimmick's money's worth is trying to stay humble at the
humanitarian aid situation so he's staying in his smaller mansion next to
his three larger mansions that are on his own private island next to his own
private country under his own private satellite disk overlooking three of the
stars he owns and the moon which he is entitled to twenty percent of okay I
got the portion right he is he won't work quite humble a noble and humble man
Mr. gimmicks money's worth he is you guys got a brick over here hey hey hey we
We have an agreement! We have an agreement!
I'm here for a brick-
Sit back! We have your brick!
Get back, scum!
Oh my goodness!
How many of you catch the poor?
Check me, check me!
How many poor of me?
How many poor of me?
Oh, there's a bird!
He's taking our ship!
You check me for the poor.
You're muted, you're muted, you're muted.
You're muted.
I don't see any poor of you. Do I have any poor of me?
You do not have any poor of me.
Oh, thank God.
You look very rich.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I will go deliver this brick.
I only have one brick.
I did not find any sand.
Somehow.
OK.
Yeah, give me one and we're good.
Here you go.
Thank you, boss.
Make sure you put it in the common area in the common area.
Nope.
Nope.
What?
What?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I think it's fine.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
That's right, buddy.
That's right.
You see how the common folk tried to pull a quick one on us.
Of course you do not let them do this.
I fucking hate to hope you guys so much right now.
It is normal to hate the rich.
Yes, it is worth to get his revenge, alright?
have you been money's worth shall we do another dive in the in the water maybe a
split splash in the water I think we jump off this side
you're rich smelling nodes I have no notion be me but I see me actually on
the right side of the island and take a quick look for some sand if we can get
There's some good stuff, but maybe yeah, if you sorry go ahead go ahead we need 12 sand and for clay
But they'll be 12 said for clay give me clear sand
You know if you go exactly 180 degrees the other side of the island from us you'll find everything I was trying to get it
And one more sand
To read one million say one million clay
No, yeah, we gotta we gotta get like guys we gotta get off the sound
Oh
Not yet. Not yet. Come on. I'd be be quickly quickly. I think these money's worth. Have you been money's worth?
And we're gonna get some plastic in some place ASAP
Get him!
Hold your weight, Mr. Knopp!
I'm looking, I'm looking for Clay and said don't worry, don't worry, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I see sand, I see sand and clay, but the shark has gone in the waters.
We have to go together, have you, so we don't die!
Do you have a shark core? Is there a shark core?
Yes, I have a shark core.
I call him I call him you can go hit me you good
Perhaps I will call him as you call him you call him use your short call
Come on
She's calling him
More more cocoa cocoa cocoa why don't you come here come here sure I
See it I see it
One more call one more call it be keep the truck off me
Some money's worth three we've acquired you at the boat buffs
We got a sit stay on one just that's it be called him to be money's worth
You may request his presence
lmao
When you guys are back we gotta get off the sound we can come back, just gotta circle back and get some wood and such
I genuinely see him, do you want more, call him, I genuinely see him, call, call, call, call
call, call, call, I am calling him, I am calling him, Mr. Sharpe, can I please request audience with you
Yes you said you need my help, Mr. Sharpe
Wait, wait, wait, how much, wait, did you get clay or sand? Have you got any?
I have we have 12 and 11 we need one more cent
One more brick we're good to go fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you we are breaking the agreement
We are breaking the agreement you can no longer. Oh my god, please fucking help me, please god
I'm trying to get no longer sharing forges fuck you you keep the break you keep the break it's nothing to us
It's nothing to us. You can keep the break. I gave you fuck you
What are you doing here?
We're trying to get the means to get this
Like 30
31 in one of these with one left and there is zero. Oh my god. They took it dude. They took it
it took 31 what did I even deny it look they took 31 did you actually take
31 oh my god they did no we didn't pause I was laughing I wasn't sure if you did
or not I was I was saying it's just we lost everything we got to go we got to
get off this I'm teaching the sales I'll be using this and if we have enough to
make our own forge now fuck them fuck them we lost the bed shit we gotta use we
gotta use your bed for a sec fuck you I find the use our bed for one second
we will allow you we will allow yeah get us towards the place
We would have walked really quiet, I think 20 would have been better.
Hey, what the hell are the hell are the enemies guys doing in here? Get out of here!
Or do you think you can say thank you?
Not even our gatekeeper.
I'm telling you guys, we gotta get wood right now.
We're gonna run out of food and water any second.
You don't even say thank you, boss.
I heard, I heard, I, but I'm yet I did not hear.
I'm sorry, thank you, thank you.
You see how they treat us.
I'm sorry.
You're nothing but a tool for them.
Dude, I'm dead right now.
Oh, I don't have a feet!
We all got it, got it, got it, got it.
Oh my god, we killed it, you killed it, you killed it.
You killed it.
We got it, got it, got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Hey, get out of here!
Going to die I'm telling you we're going to die. We need water out of here boy get out of here
You are going to die. We are not going to get out of here. We have infinite food and water
We don't even have a bed fuck you make one everything
We can't we can't do anything
We actually might be stuck here
Yeah
Look over there would you get sucked way more when we get that little crevice
I can make a panel I can make a panel we're good. We're good. I'm a panel. I'm a panel. I'll get inside here boys. I'll get inside here
I am bringing you... I am bringing you guys a couple of things. How do you, uh...
This is just a courtesy from the rich. I will put it in your storage.
There's something to keep you safe for the time being. We need you alive.
You do what we're crazy like.
Sir Golden nut. Yes?
I provided them with five robes.
Just to keep them...
They die.
you don't want the common for free palliating against us.
An X7 idea, BD money's worth.
We are here, we are back, we need planks boss, we need planks.
Yeah, no planks, let's put it on the paddle.
I have given you five beats in your storage.
Just as a sign of good faith from the rich.
I'm gonna die unless you see books immediately, I died.
i died we don't let the poor see me like this excuse me mr then mr excuse me you're on the
wrong side hey guys what the hell get out of here i need this right now we're all dead i'm telling
you you're lucky i don't have a spear as soon as i get a spear you are dead meat it's funny he says
We would die.
But who is this wee?
Oh my god, this piece of shit is taking a lot of crap.
Ha ha ha ha.
How do we now move in a normal direction?
I don't know.
Not sure.
Uh, you can use the sails.
Yeah, use the sails.
We're good.
So we had a bad thing happen.
When we were farming stuff, the shift, or the the the shark bit off the corner of the boat that
storage and it took everything with it including our bed we've lost everything
mouse look how they doil look how they doil look how they doil let me beat money's
words we can never have such things happened over here the peanut the
did you laugh I'm happy where I stand I fear I do not fear I think I have made
the right decision Mr. No. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You have made a grand decision to join
the Peter Peninsula. I told you, we would not regret. You would not regret. I do not
regret at all. I am going to eat this shark meat. All right, rich people, the shark man
for like five fucking minutes. I can't change. Oh wait. Bye. Listen, there is, there is still
food in that last container. If I'm cooking more shock and cooking more shock.
There is also a watermelon, you know, which is great for both water and food. Oh, and
melon. Water and water.
They have a little flavor, boss. I need some vitamins, boss.
Ah, fuck yourself a thousand times. Oh,
was was the beat where the beef not good enough for you, Mr.
They weren't organically grown, boss. I got that.
Oh, he's one of those vegans. He's one of those vegans.
Only the poor must eat only vegetables.
Indeed, B.B. Money's worth. Indeed.
Look over there as they toil.
Well, where'd you go? Oh, shoot. What happened to Jinji? Where did you go?
I don't know.
I'm sorry. I'm falling asleep.
I never went to sleep, but I can't say I'm guys.
She's too tired and poor and that's true and more and more.
That's true.
Don't forget more.
I can't even keep track of what's even happening.
Basically, the beat of Peninsula has all of the wealth and chilies over there is.
It's gonna get tough.
I've been up since yesterday at 8am.
I leave a shit!
I'm not talking to you, Gigi. I'm talking to the bird. Sorry.
Can you turn the sail a little to the right? So we're hitting this like dead center?
You want to turn into it so we can just kind of like pick it up.
Oh yeah, we'll get right on that. Oh yeah, we'll get right on that.
Only you guys got a bunch of shit.
We can't get to anything.
Oh yeah, we're going to turn right now.
Here we go. We're doing right now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Here we go
Okay, I'll be on smart to play. I need to go sleep
Let it just eat. I'll try to keep this
Have a good one. Thank you. Have a good one. Good day with Jeff
He was down guys
You're so rich to ride!
Simply too wealthy.
VB, are those gold coins jiggling in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
VB money's worth. You spoil me so.
The ears of the poor.
You guys can't even stay alive because you have no food or water.
We have tons of food and water.
I will have you though.
You have to die.
Yeah, only to pretend.
Because we pretend to die.
So you guys just kill yourself?
Like you guys kill each other because it's funny?
It is like you don't have any food or water?
Yes.
No, you know when like people are so rich they eat so much to puke.
Then they puke and then they eat again.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes. We are living so much that we feel ourselves to live again.
They would do nothing of the sort.
He'd be money's worth.
I don't even try to explain.
Only the people from the capital would know such a thing.
The little capital people.
From.
What is that movie called?
Wait, oh, oh, yeah, that movie.
Yes, how about the books in the movies the hunger games?
Yeah, they would eat the pills so they could go back and eat some more. Yeah, that's what we're living
We got the garbage we're so close it's such a good book honestly
Actually the first bit was good
I
Kind of liked it
But then she kind of knew she was gonna make a movie
I need a lot of I know I know I know I'm about to craft the forge which will give us unlimited water
I see two more legs here. I put the plank three shit
You got extra brick balls. Fuck you. So we already gave you breakers. I need another break balls
I have a research one
I have a forge on top of our face right now.
Look how they toil, look how they toil.
We are so rich that we have two floors.
They could not even perceive two floors.
Would they look over they don't even know what they're looking at
They hold up where where do we wait? Oh, hey turn it away from the goop
To the goop man. There's good but with that
Yeah, let's goop everyone. There's like being congo lines. I'll just wait. How many bodies work?
Do you have any say we need two more said hey?
Dude, I'm not stealing anything
God damn it. I brought you twelve sand. I know that we used that to make the forge, but now we need four glass.
How do you have two? Say we need two more.
What do you mean? Well, we have to get sand from specific islands.
Maybe we should make a trade with the folks from the chilis.
Do you think perhaps now the people from the chilis, without our help, they would just die?
It is possible if you're steering away from the fucking loot. Yeah, cuz I can't get anything
We laugh now, what do we laugh when they die
Should we perhaps break the doors down?
We can maybe make some trade relations, but we are not bringing any doors down. Oh, okay, okay, okay, perhaps
We find a partner for the chilis. They are going under.
Until we find a partner to run the chilis, we will help the chili people.
Help me kill this thing. It's coming from a boat, boss.
I don't have a spear. I don't have no flanks for a spear.
Can we kill that? That's good.
I
Mr. Fetus Chili's worth do you happen to have to say it's peasants worth sir
Sorry, sir. I'm Fetus peasants worth you happen to have to say I
Have three sand. I need one brick. Can we do an exchange?
Well that sand break breaks are made out of sand, so that's kind of not really something I can trade
that specific fridge. There's two sands. Thank you. Now what else would you
perhaps like? I need one brick for a fours and some planks so I can make some
food desperately. Oh we will give you some planks in return. Thank you sir.
One brick or two. Oh fuck!
We're going to sail in the middle of the boat too. We're going like we're going
away from the loop. We gotta go towards the loop. There we go.
Why don't we just jump a thousand times?
Jump a thousand times. There's a ton here.
There's a ton here.
That's another plane. That's another plane.
There we go.
Catch, catch, catch, catch.
Yeah!
I think that catch.
I can see it.
Yeah
What
We need that unlimited one of things stat mr. Hibby be stacked
Yeah, I think it's good
You almost have one one glass you one more glass
I give you one of these sand back mr. Mr. Phoenix peasants when you go
I just need one brick post you guys got one clay and I can do the rest myself one clay and I'm good
By that I mean we have one million play we're trying to keep the number play we have above one million
So we can't give you any clay whatsoever
I'm not feeling too good, boss. I'm not feeling my bad.
Fetus, peasants, where you may even use our fords until the time being.
Oh, thank you.
I'm not feeling too good, boss. I'm not feeling my bad.
Uh, uh, uh, Phenis Passageworth, you may even use our fords until the time being.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, sir. That's very kind of you.
Yes, yes. We must lend a helping hand while they are low on population.
Airbnb money's worth. That way, when they're high on population, they do not revolve.
Yes. Plus, they bring us some things that we might require.
Now we need eight planks to make the unlimited water farm.
I have three flints.
I'm putting them in the storage.
Why is my hook in the fucking air?
Ah, my hook just broke.
Perfect. Perfect.
Oh, I think- I think it'd be some nautical.
Did you guys beat some nautical?
Yeah, we beat some nautical.
Yeah, I beat it.
I beat the first one.
Not the second one. No, I haven't played it yet
Short you guys got further than I did that's for sure
But we yeah, we beat it we beat a jakey
How many hours do you get on it? I?
We played like two days. You're like probably like
Hey, we got like 60 dollars out of it. Oh, there's a box. It's a box. It's a box over there. I'm turning the boat box. Yeah
My hook is toward the wrong direction
Yeah
Nice nice catch nice catch
I'm here my hook is glitches and they keep floating in the air
I'm gonna die
Most of the shit is going that way.
Don't forget there are watermelons.
We have a farm and we kill them.
You must see what we have. How do you plant these things?
You need a seed, right?
Yeah.
Well, they can eat those.
Oh, a shark! I don't have a spear! I don't have a spear!
We kill and kill it! It's gonna remove our fish! It's gonna remove our farm and our shoe!
oh my goodness oh my goodness well there goes a farm
that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen my fault it's okay
we're not admit to it but it was my fault it's heavy but I did nothing wrong
there's nothing you could have done mr. heavy I could have killed you didn't
You see I had a very important, very important conversation.
You know the richest people in the world, letting them know the reason why we are helping
the poor.
They had some questions.
Yeah!
Yeah!
But this should allow us to build the infinite water, Hoosy-Doozy.
Boom!
Got it!
Very good.
Very good I still need one more brick we got to get one island and then we're good
one one island do not
one island anywhere perfect perfect like now we need some spears ms kbb i'm gonna go fill up the
water thing up top let's go ahead and remove our water pf5 from down below top wood five wood
uh what is the spear eight wood eight eight wood yeah
fuck me, it's so expensive
it only gave me one watermelon seed
no, it should have given you two
it only gave me one
no, you fucked it
no, I swear it only gave me one, I swear
oh my god, how?
I don't know
how do you do what you do?
shit
I said enough. What? Wait I need water. Will you fill up the water thing up top
or you take this, take this, use some fresh water right here. No, no, I cannot see shit
remember. Oh yeah, I forgot, I forgot. You just grab it off that thing, grab it off that
thing. It's about to be gone. Wait, can sharks attack things that have walls? Yes. Yeah,
It's usually the edge. Whatever's on the edge, man.
Motherfucker!
Oh my goodness!
It's working furiously hard to stay competitive in this market.
And this economy.
Oh, look my fear. I got no fear.
I've got no fear either. I have no planks. I have no planks to build it.
We're screwed! We're done for! We're screwed!
Planks on my side.
Oh, there's a little boat coming up. You see it?
And I think there's an island past the boat, if I recall.
Oh, this is so fucked.
I limited water up top, I limited water up top, it's working out, it's working out.
I need one up top, Mr. MPV.
You need one more plank.
One more plank.
One more plank?
Yeah, I might just be right off myself.
I'll let you have the next plank.
Don't you worry.
I'm going to make a small, I'm going to make a small,
a small crop plot.
Crop, crop plot, crop plot.
Yeah!
There we are!
A small crop plot, why not make a big crop plot?
Because they do not take, they are different.
Oh, of course, a BB of course.
Beats and potatoes have to go in the one.
Fuck it, we need that ship over there, Mr. BB, what do you wish?
What is it? What is it?
Oh, I see it, I see it.
The ship over here, the ship over here.
OK, see it.
No, no.
What time do you order your big Macs?
Usually at random points in time depending on how hungry I am.
Mm-hmm.
So there is no, there is no method to your madness.
There is no method though. I have a big of backs read that I
See an island to the left
We should get these four girls will quick
If you got a 60% chance to drop a seed
We I believe if we can make the entire thing out of nets can you make the entire fucking ship out of nets?
Yeah, that's what you do. You just surround the whole exterior ring.
We got that.
You talking about Deesbarrows peanut? Deesboss here?
Oh!
Back, Fopees! Back!
Do not worry, Mr. Feethes.
Pennyless.
Peasant worth.
I have saved your ship from a...
a beam in a magnificent proportion.
Thank you. Thank you.
This is the breathing of a very, very rich man, if I ever...
Yes, yes. Yes. Yes.
Listen, Habibi, Habibi, Habibi. Habibi, money's worth. Habibi, money's worth.
You have four planks that a group of like me could own.
I have one plank.
I have 400 million planks, but of course, I can only provide one for the time being.
Ah! Of course, Mr. Habibi, money's worth.
the draw range is very fucking good if I can get four more planks I can use this
hinge to make us a large tax I'll trade you for a brick most
I'll take care of the bricks come I have more planks. I put the planks in planks on my side lots
Yeah, I'm turning it. I'm turning it. We're getting the bells first. We can't get that
I'll get the ones in the far right get the ones on the left, okay
Oh
Making views now, mr. Fetus
What we lack numbers we make up for in charisma, that's right
They're green
Big Macs a large fry and a coke
I don't know if I can eat all that.
I need two Big Macs.
I need your ancestors, pillage, carcass, mountains, and continents, and bloodshed, that can fill
a river for miles long and you can't eat two fucking Big Macs.
should get us there maybe maybe put me on the bed maybe even before we just
island I need six more planks ASAP I need I took the planks but it was for
emergency we were serving 20 fucking planks are you so dead serious there's
20 right here there's 20 right here oh my god oh my god I got him I got a few
You piece of shit!
It had to be done!
You were dying, boss!
You see how the common folk have stolen from us?
Maybe you see that?
We were desperate, boss.
No! Teamwork! I need Clay! Come on!
Let me get that brick, homie.
Did you do a little rodeo cloud in so I get this you please
Well I need to get I forgot what we do here
the same place
metal ore
metal ore, got it
it's dancing everywhere
what are you doing?
I'm just about to churn it
I'm taking it up in the water
but I want something very important
what do you have?
I don't know
a couple of them
we'd love to see what you do
I
Should come with me dude
Oh god help help help please I can't lose this stuff guys you gotta help me here you are you
Thanks. Oh my god guys the ship is going away
No, I'm gonna come grab you. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you
Guys take your time. Mr. Golden not rich man can sleep forever
Of course you must turn the ship around
What? I mean get back in here. Oh my. Oh. I've got you. You got that. No, no, no, no.
We got you back here. What? When we turn the sales, we turn the sales. We're good.
You got on your decisions. No, I need you to pick me up though. I'm right over here on
the other side of the island for you guys. You can't. You just got a paddle. You got
Paddle we're coming we're coming back we're coming back to two eight and I need you to anchor the shark for a second
We're going back. I'm getting lots of loopholes. I
See you I see you feed this
peasant water
Thank you bows, but I actually don't see who has a shark back Scott. Is that you have any money's worth? Yeah
Yeah, I got this I got it on me
It's gonna kill me
Watch as I steal his supplies and he money's worth
I
Go back to the boat hold on before you go back if you could bring one more item with you
I'm good. We said in the water. I'm currently dead in the water
We got to get this boat the baby you got a please somebody got a paddle I
Do not have a better. No, I put a bad one in one of the boxes the one on the roof
I
From my life here boss, so I see you I think are you in the water? Yes. I'm deep wanted next to these man-made structures
Oh, I can't see I see I see you it charges and you shake it when its mouth is open. Is that a real thing?
That's something from hitting you I
Don't see you boss. I'm gonna be honest
Is that a real baby? Are you able to get us the boat here or can you can't can you paddle it or anything?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Will you still damage me?
You said the battle was off top.
Just make one if you have to.
You just got to paddle towards the island.
Oh.
You're going to lose this.
Come on the island.
I'm dying.
That is due to technology.
That is due to technology.
I think I'm going to sink you boys.
I think you boys.
Yeah, I'm coming to you.
Where's you?
I need immediate assistance.
You need immediate assistance.
Try and boast.
Try and boast.
Hang on.
I got to get food and water.
I'm getting on the boat first.
It's like in real life.
I'm not certain that I would work in real life.
I'll get you peanut one sec I'm not certain that would work in real life
He look out for the shark. Oh, thanks just in time
It don't mind me mr. Feet is
Peasant twice
Try it. I'm trying someone of such stature as I could rest forever
I
I am just relasting.
BB Muddy's worth.
When you are done with your fundraisers and your coin counting, may I ask, are you on the boat?
I am on the boat. Yes. I am teleporting to you. Please ground me. Where are you? I got you. Thank you. Good check. Thank you. Good check.
I see you. I see you.
We are back.
single mattress spouse you don't know the dirty poor on the dirty poor mattress
oh yes on the dirty poor I'm sorry boss oh I cannot believe
I
Way hitting the shark in the mouth when it attacks you does not do it set
I've been one guy
I'm moving. I'm dead. You can kind of you can only dodge it. That's about all I found I've dead in the water
Yeah, hold on you miss I saw the blood leaking from his eye
What do you mean I may house?
All right, baby, can you sing on the island? Oh shit
When I go diving I need someone else in the water with me so the shark doesn't go for me
So who's gonna do it? You gotta be a row? I got again one minute. Oh, I'm directly under the boat
I'm directing I'll get you I
Am I am I?
Guys I say we try I was I'm gonna try to do this shark technique really quickly
Okay, one more time one more time all right here. We go apparently you hit it directly in the mouth of the perfect moment
It goes away. It doesn't damage you
Okay, all right guys guys
Get in one guys man, are you really thinking of getting in one guy?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Trying to find the seaweed area, that's what we need.
I'm coming, we missed it.
I have to be patient with.
Where are we going?
What do you need?
We just need seaweed, we need stuff in the water.
Are you down peanut?
I got you.
I have to be body squirt, I have to be body squirt.
Oh, he's taking you to the port bed again. Oh my goodness. Oh, I have turned my chronic up my gooch
I'm sorry miles ran out of disinfected miles the lawsuit and the great loss of 2026
Have to make another speed
All right, are you guys ready to dive at the same time?
I've already, I've already died.
I've already died.
That's how we gotta find the seaweed.
We gotta find the seaweed.
Let me know how we're ready.
Are we moving towards it?
I gotta paddle back to it.
Yeah, just keep us on the island, baby.
I'm on the other side.
Paddling, paddling, paddling.
I found the goop.
Is that you peanut?
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good, good.
See these plants all this stuff is super important. We gotta harvest all this page right here budge. Yeah, see we'd super good
Finns and stuff. Oh
Yeah
Well, that's not good boss you need to craft another one of these that boss
I'm getting one. I'm getting one. I'm still some wood. Still no sharks back? Yeah, I'll make an anchor for us in a second.
We just need a metal ore and stuff. Bye, Chad! Bye, Chad! That was unnecessary.
Chilis is suffering under this type of a pester mitts. I may add. I really need
one of those sand. I really need these. I really need these.
Be not provincial, that will permit you one sand perhaps. Thank you, if I was to get my mouth full of these.
Of course, perhaps your butthole as well.
Ha! Here BB money's worth, you see how honored he would be for me to spit in his bottle.
Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Money! It is money spit, it is not normal spit, it is only money spit.
And it takes the wealth and prosperity at every drop of a saliva.
Ew! Oh! Oh! Oh!
BB's money's worth, are you collecting resources? Have you seen the metal yet?
I am pezzin' like a fucking pezzin'!
I am. I am. Oh, you are trying to get to the end. Look at that. Look what I'm seeing.
You see that? That's all you. That's all you. Gigs, Bugs. Yes. Wow. Wow. A little bit more
and less. Perhaps maybe I will die very soon. I will need a baby. Chillies will be here to
stand with you. What do you need? I have not been here for me since the beginning of this
You want me to stand and claim?
Y'all rich folk, no, mouse.
Where's all the metal at?
Why might I see a no metal, boss?
I couldn't tell you that, mouse.
Where's all the metal, guys?
Am I not looking in the right spot for the metal?
Why's it no metal?
Oh.
Hmm.
it's on the outskirts you need water you need to dive deeper did you get the
any water boss water I need some wood guys any planks I mean wait did you get
the metal miss it miss it features yeah I got it
that's it worth yes yes sir thank you I can't tell that there's been metal in
stone it's on the side of the wall and it's like kind of blue-colored it's like
They're always on the side of the rocks and they're on the ground
It does not seem we always get seats by the way gentlemen, I need to ask for your financial support
Just drop it right on my chest balls, please I need the planks. I need them now
I will put some in here for you. Thank you, boss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
And here is 0.01% of our total plank come
It is a big day a momentous occasion for us. It means nothing
But we do a giant land I think that's for the birds nest
recall
I'm starving, I'm starving to death.
I'm starving to death as we speak.
It does not feel great.
I
Will we go where we're going away from the island I
Think we can't we can leave now. We're good to leave. We're gonna get a lot of eyes. I got metal. I got metal fuck you
We need battle the absolute million metal count collection
I'll give you some balls. Let's get floating. We need to get some clothes and balls
We gotta get some place 20 million and seven now. Hey, yes 20 million and seven better
That's a lot. I would say use the seven keep 20 million to create some kind of backlog. You know, you guys want yes
We'll use only the seven metal not the 20 million we have good things. Thank you. Yes, sir. Thank you
I'm gonna make I'm gonna make one of those cool hugs
not one of the cool hooks all right what do you need to throw the spear good then
the shark will fuck off throw the spear where throw the spear at the shark you
mean how do you can't throw a spear guys are going against the current with the
sale we got to go in the current oh of course of course of course fetus peasants
with I'm sorry about me which ways the current I think it's this way looking at
the waves at least I think it's this way yeah every way I look it looks like
it's going that way it's a little confusing I'm not gonna lie I need to go
That way I'm gonna take it off. I'm gonna take
Look at the chilly side there's a huge load on the side and there's also a big island I think we should hit that
Oh, baby. Oh, wait wait
We oh wait
Well, we can build a flag. Yeah, we can build a flag and it'll tell us which way to go. Yeah
Yeah, the streamer or whatever. It's called. Yep. Well, we have a real flag
Mm-hmm
Did you hear that a BB money's worth a stream is such huge in American flag such
puny flag we will be building a real
I didn't get the opportunity y'all got boss I mean I'm doing the best support I
Oh my god. Oh we got you.
You that peninsula has anxiety.
Outflag.
APG02, past me.
Twenty thousand blessings to the
Peninsular.
Thank you, good job.
Peninsular, congratulations.
You're a great thousand blessings upon the
Peninsular.
Just give me some walks, good job.
Just give me some flanks.
We're literally in business.
Hmm.
I'm gonna have to jump off the boat here. Oh, this is the idea this stuff is so bad.
Yes, yes, quick PSA. I haven't said this in a while.
Remember, instead of typing your board in the chat, you can just fucking leave.
Actually, just to see. It's actually easier.
It's actually easier to step back.
It's actually much easier. It's actually much easier.
It's one click versus a click in the chat and then typing and then pressing it.
It's as significantly easier.
Really how?
So you would click the X button.
You would click the X button or perhaps.
That shows us it's so dead too.
Back button, there's many routes.
Many routes you can Google it if needed.
Google it if you, perhaps the ship of the kilo.
I have a car to make these nets.
I'm not familiar with these buttons.
I would do a- I would do a class and post the video tutorial in the discord announcement
The way we're playing we don't really need it too much
This week I would do a tutorial in the announcements channel of the discord of our...
But if you zoom along the way we can just fucking let him go, right?
Yeah, but I mean if we're all actively catching shit we won't even need to
Oh no
I
Just gave me supplies heavy bees what he's worth many supplies many supplies. Yeah, maybe I
Mean like how many how many planks do I have to donate?
Like I gotta get water I gotta cook food every time man
have allowed you to come to the palace to drink and eat but to drink only you
cannot eat there that's true that I will give you five I put five in your thank
you both thank you guys that I see a ship out in the distance I see it too
okay so fuck the big island that we saw we forget about the way the big island
We're big island. Wait, where are the beats?
I took them all. I put them in the chest.
There you go. I put them.
You put it. You put it.
Where's the big island, dad?
He's gone. Forget.
Wait, it's right under. It's right under.
right under I'm turning the sale I'm turning the sale that's why we had the
sale turn that way I forgot why is the water upstairs again we were gonna be
building it a dew floor here one thing I have learned is that it is much more
enjoyable to watch the peasants over on the side of the ship and higher out the
That way you can really see how they toil in their filth and scum.
Look, join me if you need money's worth.
Join me if you need money's worth and just a sword's value.
Look, look, look how he toils.
Look how he toils, look.
Oh, so much garbage and filth over there.
He even has placed ducks because he has no friends.
I'm doing the best of what I got, boss.
turn to us. We must find them if I don't get wood. I can't cook any food anymore. I put
five wood for you already. Oh, I think you should not get me sick. Sick. Oh, you're back
on these. Back. Oh, grab it. Grab it. Stay. Stay. Get on the top. Get on the top. Get on the top.
We should have seen the other one. Should have seen him. Should have seen him. Should have seen him.
I'm going to go in the water. Get it. Wait, where is it? I did not see it.
It's on the side, it's on the side!
Okay.
Oh, fantastic. Quick, there'll be no other way.
I'm learning lots of stuff for us, boss. I just read myself a novel.
Oh!
Look at all that.
That's nice. Good times.
You see all that, boss? We can make boats now.
They can read over there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can learn the little words.
Look at them. Look at them over there. Just figuring out to read.
I remember I learned seven languages by the time I was one advanced grill.
Perhaps we should use them.
That's probably use that. Yeah.
Which is a big issue we have.
Yes.
We have one big fish.
And we can eat for days.
You know what?
You know what?
Oh, Oh.
Hmm.
What is that?
Do you want to go get a little bit?
What is the island?
Yeah, on the chilly side too.
There's a thing.
Those boats. Yes, I would turn it.
Where'd the island go? Oh, there's the island.
I will paddle to it. I am going to paddle.
I think you can do this.
Oh, no wonder you are so rich and wealthy.
I was, I was just born like this, it was, it was nepotism, similar to a bunch of blizzards
if you know what I mean.
You know what they say, nothing is better than nepotism.
That's right, that's right, I connect one thing, and that's breastfeeding for 17 years.
One of my top five favorite things to do is nepotism.
Excellent point.
money's worth we may have more trouble than after all by accident I look at one
of the boys I say why were you not just born into it
you happy with your flushtend
oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh these money's went you have
It's quite annoying.
As a man of such riches, to battle like this, it is believable.
Yes, baby, how are you stooping so low?
There is nobody else to do the work, Mr. Matt.
We need to get a fourth.
Stop the poor, that's right.
That's right.
Do you know of any battle?
money's worth, born into that oil money, and he has graces with his presence today, a beautiful
sight to see. I'm starving to fucking death and I can't do anything about it. Every time
I eat food by the time I eat food next time, by the time the food is done next time I'm
starving again, and then it just, it's a cycle. That's that hardcore mode, mouse. It makes
real hard boss does it does get a little tiring though there's a big one yeah
one sec one sec yeah one sec shoes is done I can hop on if I hear somebody if
somebody fucking tells me this makes soup one more time I don't have the
fucking machine to make soup we're not there yet wait we actually do have the
recipe to make soup
the thing for it. We don't have the cooking pot.
Be a cooking pot?
Be a cooking pot.
I can make that, boss. I got metal coming.
There's lots of stuff here on the island, by the way.
We gotta dive and get all this shit.
I will have to paddle.
I don't have enough paddling.
I'm not crashing up.
You actually burn more footy water when you're sprinting and jumping?
I know.
As I said, it's just a wiretape.
Yeah, but I don't know about this game.
You guys, the battles are broken?
The battles are almost broken.
You can show me the way of the Green Bootoo Rangers, they are the best.
Oh, I don't know.
I gave everyone...
I'm not plenty of what he or I had in the chest.
Can we make a fucking anchor?
It's 12 wood.
It's only a one time use thing, so it's kind of...
How is this fucking not done yet?
Not yet, I've been waiting here for 10 minutes!
Are you talking about the shark that I put on there?
I put that on there!
Ah, you put that on there? Which one?
From the shark that I grabbed earlier?
Yes, I grabbed two pieces before it went away from the ship!
I even have one more on me, see?
Okay, I can no longer paddle.
I will tell you what I will do.
Oh, I'm going to grab a glass of this.
Fuck you, heavywee-money's-worth!
Mr. Fucking Mr. Peanut. It is not Saturday. Please don't bring let me bring out the
Some of these shut up you
You cannot say no no you've got this to yourself. Everybody's with your brother the demons
The demons they're coming at me the demons are coming at me. Yeah, you brought this you brought this upon yourself
Yes, yes
On a Tuesday, you're up on a way
on a Thursday
That was good man
This caliber a man this rich is resorting to speaking with words like on a Tuesday. What about
and
Yeah, that is good for a man of this rich. Yes. I think that would work. I am getting my whiskey
I would be like that. I'm trying to get hammered. By the way, why are we going towards the island? I feel like the shears are doing shit
We got to get splanks balls we gotta get planks we got to hit that open ocean balls
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I haven't got anything for the island yet. I just got my food up
Okay, go for it. I mean we're getting that's the thing though. We got a strike of balance
We don't have to get it all right when we see it, right?
We can just float off of it from it and get more and come back. Is it safe to go over the shark is still there?
That's a good question
We're drifting away from the island
Well, there's a massive ship over yonder
I
How to be sealed towards that good, maybe good, baby
All right, it looks like the island is no longer a fissure bullet
With the next one boss with the next one
Hmm.
Oh.
Here's some oil, buddy.
Where are you going back to Subnautica?
We already beat it!
We already beat it!
We'll go back next time there's an update.
I'm heading towards that ship over Yonder.
The infinite bridges.
Guys, I don't even know what our next to be work on is.
What do we work on next?
The large grill?
Yeah, I got the big grill over here.
Yeah, but fuck you.
Hey, man.
on large grill
It went
We need a large grill
We need a large grill
I see there's like 10 times more resources
at the beginning
Now there's like nothing
We just gotta get in the flow of a muscle
Cheers, cheers
Cheers. Cheers, Mr. Happybee. Cheers, boys. Cheers.
Cheers, fellas.
Ah, delicious. Delicious.
Yeah, this is what we need. Oh, god damn it, dude.
Ow!
Oh, the poison! I'm distracted!
No, the water's in the tank. Be careful.
Ow!
I made it! I made it!
You need a good I got yeah, I got a boat. I got a boat. Nice score
Dude, I'm gonna lose the boats here
We need to just get planes and classic for a minute here. I'm fucked. We took yo. He's a patient back to good
Think you could think it
Get out of it. I can't yeah, we need to just do what you're fucking food again. Oh my god
A truce you come over here, and I got some cook fish
Come on in the game boys in the game boys
Why this possibility to work so you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you that's why oh my god, oh my god
I'm going to make the large grill all right Mr. Hippie be money's worth oh shit oh shit
you okay you okay but Hippie be money's worth oh you scared me I was just saying I thought
your fortune of 350 billion dollars was gonna have to go through your will and out to your
Cousins and your sisters and your brothers, of course not a penny though, but he is present with
Has got a raw potato from that
When this is done put the
I
got a bearish
I'm making the grill I'm making the grill
boom got your grill got the grill
in the center
we're missing a lot of stuff
in the center without having to go to the grill
don't look at me I didn't take it I didn't take it
I mean that I've got the grill up here
look I got the big grill I got the big grill
I got the big girl.
We have something for this.
We can't push off the bad thing.
I lose.
Wait, oh my god.
They're stealing.
Did the pheasant steal our fish?
I didn't take it.
I didn't take nothing.
I can't even stand for it right now.
What the hell, bro?
I was so axlious.
Hell, Mary!
I'm quitting.
I'm going to float by saying so for us.
Okay! I'll see you!
Come out of here. Fuck these guys.
Hey, we got an island to beat.
Did you see that?
Did you do that? Was that off the roof?
That was off the roof. I was even
I was even slow with the food.
I was crazy. I hit that in a million years.
Oh my goodness.
That is crazy.
I'm going back to Blizzard. At least there I was supposed to be.
That was just a one-sided relationship, you know.
But I have to just come over
you should come over to our side join join the the peanut peninsula fast but
he would have to pledge his allegiance okay and of course have a net worth of
over one hundred trillion dollars I didn't think you were going for that I
didn't think you I didn't know you were going for it like I am clinging to
survival you might vote my son of the boat is going in the oceans you have
nothing the boys the boys working much of the bone here boss try to keep up
you need fucking nets man yeah I know they're not as important as you think
though trust me that's more of a passive thing we were playing solo yo
yeah but yeah we're getting it all we're back to meet up like personally it's
When you're driving around and just doing other stuff, that's when it's gonna pay dividends right now. I don't think we really need it truly
Like think about it. We're all actively farming this stuff
Get the hoggy. Oh, I have not heard that day. I'm the Lillietz
I'm making nets. I
Can't get caught just trying to survive boss
About a big a lot about a big a ladder. Oh, I shit. I don't have the planks. You're the planks. I
I have four planks. Oh, that's actually the exact number I mean
Of course once again, I will give everybody my planks
Thank you once again
The white kid oh, I put the planks in the box
There you are good chair
There's actually quite a bit of stuff off the side of the boat
I'm gonna put the sale at the back of a peanut. There is so much loot down here. It's crazy
Hey, really? Yeah, I gotta come for a drink. I'll show you also you once I gotta get a
Yeah, I do I do
Get up here boss. Are you guys getting up here? I think you built over I can't get up there anymore
Oh, I
Get a shock tearing
Damn it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
If only your side of the boat was made of gold and titanium like ours is.
Oh my goodness.
Where's the other fish farm, Mr. Peters?
That'd be my fault.
A fish farm. What is that?
What's a fish farm?
What's a fish farm?
I don't know.
We had, remember, we had the, we had the fish farm.
Nectar of the God bush light apple you remember this
Bush light
Apple someone stole the fish I was cooking a gum ball at the front of the Walmart cost
We're gonna push like that's gonna kill you didn't say that's gonna kill you it may be delicious
So that's gonna kill you you're gonna die you get a dial horrible violent death
I
Drink voodoo rangers. Oh, do we have any place that is that is?
What we went what what I need what what chicken inventory for perhaps a large fish
Yeah, oh you got the large fish. I can put on the grill. I can put on the grill for you boss
Okay. Yeah, you're called
You know, is that the same fish we were looking for? Yes. Yes. It was oh, we can't because there's already a thing on
I do perhaps we should provide some sort of
I suppose we give up I just need more to do the
engines on the other side need to kill these fucking
I won't lie to you Mr. Feeders we only have one blank
thank you thank you it's a playing small good thank you
okay if you have an axe can you not chop trees down I can do that wait what is
Can you defend my boat? I'm like my boat to the Stam shark man. Yeah, I'll be right back. I'll get the trees
No, no guys, we won't be next. I don't be a cooking pot that is at point, right? Oh, no
Cooking pot really maybe like there's soup apparently shit's really good
She's really what I do man. If you want to go to the big islands we make that receiver and stuff
I got a cook copper ingots either way
How do we how do we get to the lore of this game? I just noticed we haven't done a single storyline thing
Let's say I was just saying that we need the computer station.
Yeah, we need the computer station, we need the computer station.
It's the receiver, the antenna, the battery, and we just basically fall the directions
to the islands.
I've never done that though, but that's how you do it, I'm pretty sure.
I heard the lore of the game is crazy.
It is.
Crazy?
I don't know about crazy.
Have you got it?
Oh, it's crazy.
Yeah.
i'll just never play this on a hard mode with pvp
i've played it otherwise
ohhh, her bb money is worth
sent you our next to a ride again
a closer you take to the ride again
what do we do with this fucking
you would love this game
i'm telling you this game is not fucking bob
on finding this game. A lot of guys have already found this game, but this is completely new to me.
And it is the best.
It is the best.
It is so fun.
What are you?
It is the best.
What are you?
Hold on.
Um, the board on my side.
Oh, dead.
Wait, okay, let's see.
Under the board.
It became the closest to the second.
Go to the chilly side and go and just look.
Um, this Ibi game is a making, is making a Kuat fishing game where you can fish with an assault rifle and dynamite.
You crashed your boat drunk and must fish your way home.
Sell your catch, earn money by better fishing gear,
defeat boss fish to unlock new islands.
It's called how to fish.
I will be playing that, Mr. Cloaksy.
You call upon me.
You call upon me and my buggy ladies.
We will be there.
We will be there to answer your call.
We will be there to answer your car. We will be there. Oh my god
Fantastic fantastic folksy. I'm telling you you should come play this with us right now though. You play such the voice
I was working. I was working. I was working. I'd or 11 never forget coach. You never know if you want to play
That's right. I'm telling you these can use a friend right now
See these lapses. I'm going down in here. I got lots of metal here. I would like to just make him you know
You don't miss a little I would love a piece of metal a tube but only
Only for
my hands first. Just wash your hands. You dirty slime. You dirty slime. You dirty
silly. Okay, listen, you know what? You're a I cannot believe this. Shall we make it
more rare so that Saturdays are worth it? This is very.
How about you? Shut up you. Yeah, stay on this you fucking. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah.
Think about the slur economy in a bunch of f**k.
Both of you.
Yeah.
How about you go f**k you?
On my ship?
No.
I will not have a single f**k on my ship.
You guys should move the water to the bottom so you can fill it up quicker.
We're doing the slur economy.
The slur economy.
The slur economy?
Think about the slur economy.
That is true. Too many influx of slurs would decrease the value of the slur to speech ratio.
Exactly, yes.
I come in and they're having a slur off step aside.
Clogsy, you would not win this slur off. I have been training, I have been practicing.
Clogsy, I believe she could win.
For the sake of the slur economy, do not slur.
It's close, he single-handedly has ruined the slur economy.
No, we have room for one more on this...
I asked him, but I'm sure he is too busy preparing for Saturday.
He probably is jotting down his favorite spurs for Saturday.
Can I ask you seriously, what does he do?
I don't know, yeah, she just like doesn't...
He's kind of a... he's kind of a fucking freak.
He kind of just sometimes just doesn't play games with some music.
He likes to do this thing called enjoy other things.
It's quite frankly disgusting.
I don't know, it's quite frankly disgusting.
It's honestly beyond me how gross he is with that.
He sometimes likes to do other stuff.
I know you can see it, but I'm putting up air quotes.
It's disgusting.
Clokesy, quite frankly, we have discussed it with you,
we've discussed it with your way of life,
we've discussed it with how you do things,
we've discussed it with what you believe in,
we've discussed it with the way you walk,
we've discussed it with the way you talk.
You sound like my parents, good, actually good.
I was actually having a lovely conversation with your dad
last Thursday while I was knee deep in his man pussy,
pinching his ear, that's his pleasure sentence.
And I said to him, I said,
Clokesy doesn't play video games nearly as much
he should and he said to me back shut up and twist my nipple and at that point I knew immediately
I knew immediately that Cloxy is is is is quite frankly disgusting for not playing video games
with us at that moment I knew after twisting Cloxy's dad's nipple of course who am I to deny a guest
even the most ridiculous request but at that moment I knew fuck Cloxy fuck Cloxy for not joining
us on our adventures, our gaming, our friendship, and many more.
Mm-hmm.
We're playing sports.
Ah.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I don't even think Luxie knows what my real name is.
I don't either.
I have died.
You don't know.
Your name should be be here for henceforth for the rest of the matter.
Yes, yes, of course.
No, that is fine.
That is fine.
Yes, yes.
You I I swear to God if your name is like fucking Paul
Like mark
John every name you John I can't think of a good last name
John every name you said has been pretty Christian and you you're not that far off
You gave me a couple more shots. I think you might hit it. Are you Christian?
you Christian of course I am oh you are you confused because of Haram because I
say Haram no no I come from Islam from the country of Islam no I'm coming any
assumptions no I this is completely expected actually I I am the least
surprised I could have been ever I was no no I traveled from the country of
Arab via the airport of Islam straight to Canada what what God do they worship in
Canada the one of taxes that's true taxes and terrible hockey teams now can
If someone revived me really quickly, I could really use a quick revive.
I'm on the, I'm in the Pina Peninsula.
Hmm.
Uh, I, I, I miss the Habibi, I miss the Habibi.
Yes.
Would you, would it surprise you to know I am a Scientologist?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Tom Hanks.
Of course he is.
Oh my God.
Does anybody ever feel bad making fun of Reddit?
Why would we feel bad? Why could we possibly feel bad for making fun of Reddit?
What are you talking about?
It's a valid question.
I agree. I agree. It's just that I make fun of it so much.
Indeserted! That website is one of the most horrendous...
I'm telling you, it's garbage.
That and Twitter. Twitter, you have the most self-righteous assholes, and then on Reddit,
you've got... well, I'm serious. You've got the same thing?
I'm just...
Oh, oh, oh. It's just cranes all around. Crane going around.
I've seen I cannot open three and a half seconds without seeing the end with
It's the whole place
Without seeing the end there's a scene
Oh, I said scene I said scene I
Said
Seeing I said see
You know what's funny is I actually made it burn it out because I was hoping that I wouldn't
see stuff about myself and I could just like scroll mindlessly like I used to and it didn't
work.
It didn't work at all.
It's actually filled with more stuff about me than my main account.
So I don't use it.
Hmm
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell I thought I caught that as the tide is going crazy
We didn't yeah, we're under water the water here on the way around the way the island
I
Need planks so bad man. I don't know if it's a good time to go to an island
We go where would you say? I
Need planks from dead
I gotta come for a drink.
Get back on the boat.
What is going on?
You guys want to move the water thing down stairs so we can fill it up?
I'm just kidding man.
We would love that.
What is going on?
But, but, but Pia said, uh,
the rich people, you know, it's, it's like,
the poor people, you know, the poor people.
I washed my hands.
Alright, it's there, it's there.
are are downstairs and you know if we drink water downstairs with the porky
pork and the brisky pork that's true that's true that's true that's very true
figure out a way to differentiate.
There's no way that we have unlimited water upstairs we don't mind you just
moved it downstairs what whoa who took my water thing I moved it it's faster
that way fuck you hey man it's more efficient you're gonna go all the way
We got to get down those stairs
You got to think smart work smart not hard boss. Oh
Nice, we got another island. There's goop down here. There's goop down here. Oh
My god, there's another island
Yeah, a lot of loot too
I had the way you just wanted to tell you that tech that I found so many hours ago now that we've kind of
Alliance you can just grab something with a hook and then jump in the water in an instant teleports to you. Oh
Good to know thank you
How are you guys doing for planks right now, that's the only thing I'm just cannot keep up with we only have
Like it like 20 if you have that a lot. I really need some that we actually have 18 total
you can have none of them you can fuck yourself so that is that is the deal
but we gotta stop using this I'm just gonna move it so we're not taking the
fusion what makes it what makes it what makes this game harder like when you put
it on hard is it just food food food water sharks less than the food in the
water it's just too much it's a lot yeah but that's like the difficulty of the
game yeah I just find another exploit when you get that fun this is the fun
this is the fun we'll get caught up we'll get caught up
I'm it's Tuesday and I'm drinking scotch oh that is not I just lost that beat and
that that would I'm having a great time did somebody rodeo clown for me so I
can get a little stuff we didn't get to the first island yet where the hell are
the lower island dad I need help I need help I can't move more than two miles
per hour so I'm getting some water real quick yeah I'm struggling right now I'm
just doing quick little fishing what do you need I need someone to distract the
shark so I can get down there and get some stuff.
You just make some bait?
Yeah, what are that?
Yeah, I got fish for bait.
Okay, I'm going down right now.
All right.
Wait, I haven't done it yet.
Okay.
Oh, uh, Peanut, you want me to show you metal?
I'm looking at one right here.
Just so you know what it is.
No, you go ahead, bud.
Pitch is coming back around to you guys.
Pitch is coming back.
Yeah, right? You trying to grab water? Yeah, I just fill it up with dirty water. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go fill up these with dirty water and then come back
Coming back
I'm gonna die
Can you grab this clean water so I can drop this dirty water?
Nice. That's it
See this, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. It's all good
I'm gonna do some fishing in the intro. Yes, you have 35 place. Oh my goodness. We were born in set on
Thousand
Ten of those. Oh, you know what? No
Oh, that's good. You can have five
Thank you guys if you had said 20, I would have given you 10, but I'm giving you half on purpose
You said you have to keep them in line
Of course, if I keep up the good work
Look at the trash can.
Spitting the pole in my hand.
Of course, of course, of course.
Why did you butthole I have prepared a spit of the most luxurious magnitude?
All right, we need a cooking pot, I think.
I think we need a cooking pot.
I thought full food is water for the first time ever.
Oh, I'm starving by the way
That do you know for a second then we'll
Cycle things or no recycling then what is that?
Why don't you throw this out?
What a simple drill. Oh, because you know that no one
You got the cool down being on there. No, no, no, we waste with my easy it we waste with my easy
I'm removing on temptation
It doesn't remember what Tom Cruise said in Scientology removed him tation and you will see
the light
or whatever
Also Zidoo is an alien and he made the world of whatever
I'm going to fish until I make you guys. I'm just gonna say I might get some shit for this
Scientology is obviously the dumbest fucking shit you've ever seen right?
I'm getting shit, right? Right? No, no, no. The second part of this, the second part of this, the second part of this we can say for what?
It's obviously the dumbest fucking thing you've ever seen in your entire life, right?
But can you really blame Tom Cruise?
I mean, they're basically, he's basically...
They're like basically his servants.
Are you mean?
I mean... He thinks or is he the servant?
Obviously that it's the dumbest fucking thing ever, but for Tom Cruise specifically, he basically gets like
A thousand unpaid workers.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
He's rolling it.
He's kind of rolling it.
He's kind of rolling it.
Oh, yeah.
That's that motion.
He's got a lot of bitches or what?
Oh dude, I bet he has like a thousand Scientology bitches.
He gave me 100 percent.
100 percent.
You think Scientology bitches are different than the normal bitches like
Conversion rate yeah, like it's like sex they like calculate the mass of the Sun
Maybe yeah, I can see that I can see I
Don't know if that's what I'm looking for. No, wait. What were you looking for? Let's say you look at what?
Wait, wait, what were you saying? I'm just like
like you know it's just I don't want someone I could do math with you get what I'm saying
what about somebody who could do math with meh meh I mean that's that's different that's
different and like there should be b-bodies with you know where I'm from that is very
very hard to find even like micro dosing that you try the way they give it to
children it's very oh yeah okay I forgot to make the connection that it's also
Adderall I forgot to look yeah I took like a second and a half because of the
tequila to make that connection but you just hand out the baggies and crystal
I got I got the fish. I got the fish. Oh, my apologies. I got the bait. I've got the fish bait
You cannot want tons and tons and tons of planks. I can't I'm fucking dying on planks right now
I'll say we're all kind of dying on planks. I think we need to get off the island
Do we at least just drop this fish bait grab what we can?
Sure, sure. We got to do it quick though. We got to get back floating again. We're fucked
oh mr. Sharkle mr. Shark please do we kill the sharks while they're eating the
the bait I'm not that I think it's his eggs and so it's right works or do we
have any more bait I have shark bait well let's throw the bait and beat the
fuck out of them I like it who grabbed the water and didn't refill it oh shoot
Let's do it. Let's do it. You ready?
Okay, I'm ready to go to be you ready. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on this side. Let's go on the same side
Locking you this you coming
Do you motherfucking die? Oh, no, that's it. That's the whole day
Oh
My god, there's two there's two only set this to attack attack one
I speak about break I'm gonna go back up right here fighting
We can help you need help it. Oh, yeah
I can't go back in
Here I got you one. Well, how many do you need? I eat you are you too?
I put some metal in the thing. What's it take two right here. Do you not want?
Do they not want
You know what what you what the hell you say if you know right here. I'll drop for you
We wear my three boats. They don't want my fish bait right there
Put a bit of box
middle
attack we got to get stealing again
rather flanks today but listen you guys
why did they go for the babe they
killed me they didn't go for the baby
oh yeah just get bit just be back on
guess no no we had to kill the turkey
kill sucks I got a cool news here we
have to kill him
Charge!
Charge!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! what the f**k?
That's what you lost, don't die!
Eegh, what did you think?
I'll have to bring the kill with me!
You're the medic, we're gonna keep attacking him, okay?
Yeah!
Della, wait for him to get the bait first.
And she's in the book and inside the mouth.
Inside the mouth.
There he is! Kill him!
Get them inside the mouth. Oh my god, I incident
I can't die from too low health
All you guys
I'm fucking about I'm not joking. I got two inside ease. I'm still alive
Yeah, that's the plan. I mean I'm trying to get him in the mouth
It's not very good. Oh my god. What did what did what did nice harvest that if you can oh
He got me. He got me
One let's kill let's all surrogate next time it comes up everybody ready. Is you on the letters you left?
Let me get to the B. Let me get to the B.
Fuck him, what the fuck are you doing?
Okay, I'm instantly dead. He just teleported to me. He is an ethereal shock of the void.
I got you.
I have no idea how that just happened.
Are we all one shotable or what?
Fuck it! Just kill him!
Yeah, I don't know if we can do this then.
We can't, we can't, we can't! I just killed the first one on one health!
Okay, we gotta be all down there at the same time
He's almost dead. I broke my scapula and I don't we don't play. Yeah, yeah
We have like 20 upstairs we have like 30 blinks, please I need to grab some of those
We go where you go where you go where you go?
We go where you go where you go where you go?
I'll see you
You guys got planes up here you said? I don't see any. I got 13 on me, you got a shot?
Okay. I'm waiting for him for the bait. Oh my god. Guys, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead,
I'm dead. Get in here, get in here. Just wait for him to get the bait. Fuck you, I'm
I'm going in!
Not if I kill him! I kill him! I kill him! I kill him!
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm not a fish.
You just jump in the back.
That's a real thing.
Alright.
Time to die, baby.
You see where I'm at, right? In case another one spawns.
Seaweed?
There was 20 plagues in the top chest.
What are you smoking, Mr. Feeders?
You smoking crack?
Maybe
Peasant life the eyes of the poor cannot see the riches sometimes
I'm grabbing metal. Yeah, grab anything mainly anything and everything's
This is huge
After this we definitely got to get a lot of wood though
We need to get stone. I don't know. I got lost stone. You see how the poor talk, Mr.
Hibby B. Money's with. We must get wood. I am a old man. I feel a big man coming.
I feel a big back coming as well
But I had a brashad brashad baby. Oh, I would make the same order as you
But I don't know if I will eat all of it. I would do my best for my ancestors
I got all the resources here. Yeah, this is what's more
Oh, I'm being told not to harvest the sharks right away, holy
So that they don't respawn
Harvest the meat out of them and then leave like you know
one percent
Yo come over here peanuts you remember I'm getting so much shit. It's ridiculous. I'm Tonya. I'm just crazy rich. Oh
My goodness. I have too much stuff. I have too much stuff
We're getting so rich boys. We we can make a computer for sure after this
Definitely. Yeah, we just got a quick copper ingots and stuff
Which we need blanks for yeah planks. You have 35 planks right now as we speak boys
Okay, I'm thirty three half of that of course of course, mr. Feet his peasants wet
Yes, thanks. It's a family name sir
I've passed out for many generations.
You want to, you want to stop?
You want to, you want to, you want to, you want to stop?
You want to, you want to stop?
I need to grab water. I need to come back.
I got four seaweed. What do you do with seaweed?
I got fins. I'll make you guys some.
You're passing.
Thank you, good.
Thank you.
I
Think the shirts back I'm not seeing more resources
Circus back
Countdown let's get out. Let's get out of it. Oh, okay
Let's get out of it you probably be good right now
We need to get wood. Oh, right. You have lots you have lots, right?
Yeah, let me grab like a half head
Let's make it 15. Let's make it 10.
Let's make it 10.
Is there a quick way to split resources?
Guys, I think the shock is attacking our boat right now.
I'm like 99% sure the shock is attacking our boat. He is.
Oh, I knew he's not. He's attacking the bait.
Oh, nice.
Oh, that water.
Oh, no.
Alright, thanks for seeing, thanks for seeing.
Thanks for seeing, thanks for seeing.
Oh, you want to pass me that seaweed you got?
I'll cook all that.
You guys need a copper.
I got one seaweed.
Yep, what is this?
Another shark to pack it!
get out of here
Jesus Christ
I might die if there's nothing here
he's back he's back
get out of here
I'll just get out of here boys. I'm turning the sail.
He really shot water.
here we go there we go all right net launcher and then capture the goats with
that why is the whole shit under water isn't all right yes graphic it would be
has maintained good levels of
hydration and food?
Yes, we'll, we'll, we can like
stationery anchor.
A hundred shots.
One hinge, three metal
ingots.
Unlimited water thing.
We'll open 10 planks.
Wait, what do we need?
What are we getting?
Stationery anchor.
So like you, it's not a one-time
use.
Oh, what do you need for that?
We can just, oh.
I need four more planks, two
metal ingots and one hinge.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I, wait, I don't know if we
have the hinge, but I can do
everything else.
We, we do have a hinge.
We, we do have a hinge.
He's got a chest a lot of time ago.
Yeah, but no, no, we have another one.
I found one as well.
Are you sure?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, boss.
It's on me right now.
Oh, two metal ingots.
I got you.
I'm going to do it right now.
Here.
I don't know why I can't see shit that he dropped.
So I'm going to put.
I can't see stuff I'd be looking at.
Yeah, we might have to restart for that one.
Maybe not.
I just put it in the A-B-C show last night.
Okay, I'm gonna put in the second story.
Oh, cool.
He learned from Ike's.
Can you fart again?
Heee.
I'm gonna watch this.
I'm gonna watch this.
I'm not even gonna say that.
All right, what else we need?
Oh, mm.
Oh, what?
Play bowl for food.
Oh.
Hmm
What we eat
I need three little I need two ingots, but I have we have one in good cooking. It should be done. Oh, it's on
You should be done 80 moment now. Oh, yeah
And make sure you're going to check the sale guys they're going away from the loot again
Which way do we want the jail to go?
Just try to put it in the direction where all the loot's coming from.
Now you're putting the jail in the water.
Oh my.
Oh!
What could have happened?
What could have happened?
Give me that.
Hey, where'd my other jail go?
I
Do what my other raw meat go this way and more
A shell and another shell
Now, score!
Alright.
Where we at today, boys?
Can I get some more planks, please?
More planks? You're gonna just dry!
I don't have the um like the water filter that you guys have so I just have to keep using planks
Don't stop. Come use our water filter!
Peter Pinch, let me lead the helping hand for now!
Give me that!
I'll make you guys fins as soon as I can. Oh, there's dolphins over here.
Look at this!
Yeah, on off the the chilies.
Yeah!
Yeah, can you turn can you turn the they just were right here the right under the boat they're going right under it right now
Should we kill him? I don't know. I don't think I think they're just there for decoration
Man imagine why why don't they let you the Japanese killer. How come I can't kill that is true. I think
The BB did say it's I I'm assuming no, it's true. It's it's it's an educated an educated
Um, oh yeah, I remember my son and son fight
Fuck you where fuck you
who don't mean
Right
Seven days seven days my friend. That's right. I'll see you on the other side. Yeah, that's right
Okay, not me
I'm just looking out for you big man
I
You got you see them right I
All I'm trying to see is one more metal bar so I can build this fucking thing
The anchor I got it
Yeah, I've been saying
Let's see. Oh, no. A good hook is gone.
What do you mean?
For everything, for food, for, like, preparing my boat, these, they keep eating it.
They got it.
I'm trying to run a chili's here, man. It's exhausting.
And hold up now, give me that barrel.
Oh, shit, uh, we might have to move the sail up top.
I need to expand the peanut peninsula.
Yes, sir.
You should put the sail in the middle of the boat.
We'll kind of use it quickly.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh yes, a grand idea feet is best worth a week!
Why don't we give you all of our rubies and diamonds as well?
Ha ha ha!
No, no, this will be going upstairs on the second floor of our luxurious estate.
We need to expand the p-definition of one more time on each side.
I think, wait, am I right about that?
Yes, one more time on each side.
I agree, 100%.
It must be expanded.
I agree 100,000. Oh! Oh, perfect. Perfect. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
Now we will have to put pillars like right here.
What do these dolphins do? They're right outside. They keep doing stuff. There's gotta be something they can do.
I'm gonna kill him!
He took nails?
He's dead.
Oh! Is that gonna catch that?
Oh yeah, shark is attacking you, Mr. Phoenix, pass it to us!
Here we go!
Alright, I'm making that fucking thing up.
You know the transmitter? How do we know the transmitter?
We can start getting on the lore.
We need the copper ingots cooked for that. We gotta make the computer stuff.
I got a ton of copper!
Okay, yeah. Copper ore, and just cook it.
Alright, just middle ingots. Yep.
as much as much mother he's mother he's can we break how much we couldn't put an
answer I know right you set it up and then you just turn the wheel it's gotta
be like a break yeah break a foundation out whoa whoa whoa hold on now hold on
that way we put this the center
so we really want to try it in the peanut peninsula which one would you like
the break was to hit me buddy Dwead. Maybe this one right here. Hmm. This one right here,
perhaps in the beginning. Put a chance. Put a chance. Maybe. Use an axe. I can make it
for you. It means it's a two by three. A two by three? It's a two by three with a center
broken in the middle why can't you just place it on the outside because it needs
the edges and it needs one hole in the middle but if I see what you're working
with so I can I can see we need a break
watching much first barrel first there's bear on the break you see here oh I see
what's going on here I see okay push one out and we build a little bit more
where we just building up a little bit yeah well the problem is you want to
build out even more than just one time right he's been on a little bit more
right here you can go we go boom bam boom but if it starts fucking break the
corner we're fucked we could double well we double we can double it means you
would in passing. No, not that. I got plastic. I don't got wood. I got wood. Give me a
plastic. Give me a plastic. Can't fucking give each other things. I dropped 14 plastic
in the first one. Thank you much. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Make it publish. You gotta plug
that gap water boss it won't have a lot of water
I got it I'm cooking more more copper I've got a copper ingot I'm putting
another one in there oh wait so you do we need to build a round that you said
We can do that easy
You see some old wood
Yeah
Yeah
Give me that
Yeah
Oh, how'd you fucking get that?
All right, we gotta just build the one more then.
Yeah, yep, all right, all right.
All right, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Here we go, here we go.
Now we put the anchor right down there.
Perfect.
Now we just hit it every time and what how do you
Give me that
I'm running. Oh, he's busy on it. Don't you
Trying
Are you trying stuff right now? I
Guess I'm oh, yeah, maybe we gotta be stop. Hey, baby. How do we how do we drop the acre?
Oh, you got to roll down. It's got like a yeah, it's got like a use
I was full of food for like two minutes. Yeah, it was really fun
It was nice it was nice
It was a time
And let me grab you put some more shock beyond the doozy also. There's a ship if you want to turn the sail towards that ship
Good
There's just a baby buddy's worth look how that's
Jack...
He just... has a twin ship piece...
He's...
He's...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Yeah!
Yeah!
You should have sailed a bit more. It would have passed the ship. It would have passed the ship.
I got it, I got it.
Keyboard Boon!
I'm gonna start it up!
I need food before I go out there, how do we change?
Yeah.
Where is it anyway?
Oh, you're trying to get to it.
I did my dash, I did.
I'm going for it!
Go, go, go!
Oh, got it, got it!
Oh, oh!
A tremendous load!
A tremendous load, Mr. Hibibi-Muddy's with!
Drop and load!
Very, very well.
Very, very well.
Very well.
We need planks in here.
Well, we need planks in here. That makes two of us. I just use it all on the more copper
On the thing where's all the copper at? Yeah, I lunch. I've got copper. I'll be right down. I'm cooking some water
All right
So what are we trying to make with that copper or we have to learn the copper ingot first?
No, we have the copper again. We say I don't know what we're trying to build the copper
We have to research the first copper
So that's gone
We come out with research the first time we come out
Like you have to drop the copper in the
That's what I do with that first week on it. You're gonna use it to research unlock new stuff
So researching it and then we learn I've got a copper in get off right now
And the battery I already do this that we're good. Oh, okay
Let's meet a battery and antenna and the computer system or the computer and processing chip or whatever it's called
That's watching okay, so we got the
the computer and needs one
circuit board and a hinge.
You must you spare the peanut
pizza. Not a big deal. Give me
that. The fetus is worth trying
to take the barrel. Yeah.
the waves are too shifty as my hook is going right through the fucking barrel I'm not even
I
Think there's something wrong with the game our entire ship is under water like half the time I noticed that now
It's getting really deep now. I think this is a big storm. I don't think this is supposed to happen
My hook keeps going over and under items. I think this is a click
It seems like the wealthier are a little uncomfortable.
Is that it?
Yes, yes, very much so, very very well.
I'm not used to such challenges.
You're used to having the common folk do it for you, am I right?
Of course.
I'm fortunate the common folk are not doing anything.
Yes, they are.
They're over there jerking their meat.
You're ignoring me?
Are you kidding me?
Do you have any idea?
I'm just smacking their meat to say it's a shark porn!
You're not wrong, man. It is a nice looking shark too.
It's quite an extravagant type of beat.
I saw a dolphin and I just couldn't contain my...
I'm gonna take a 3CV before we get to the island so we are full focused.
It's just constant moving. There's no relaxing time.
No. I'm listening to the fucking Cuban music now.
Just to get a boogey.
Do you have any plastic, maybe? I really need a lot.
Yeah, I do got the planks the chesteration
I don't even think I could walk up there like that's like how like
You sound so damn
There's so much loot on this island whatever you do do not leave this let's just stay here until peanut gets back
Well, did we get the anchor? Oh, we just got working on
Let's get a nice
We need to get close to it.
I have been up with the island guard.
With the island guard.
Dang.
Guys, we're the island guard.
Right there.
Right here, boss.
You can't really get close to it, but...
There's so much loot down there.
If you could die, man.
We're Jews.
I'm starving box. I'm starving. Okay, you know, I got some food here if you need it
You got a high-end fishing rod if you go right where I'm standing and dive underneath there's just insane amounts of loot
Why'd you want to dive for it?
You stand in charge
I'm going in what we need again is a cop or a man over everything anything anything either
or those two that I showed you sand as well as good yeah we're doing well it would make
get a lot of progress we're doing all right man I'm starting to catch up it's
just a slow process but I am starting to catch up the chilies will be
dominating sure it's a tree it's a tree who happened to my axe I feel like just
in the silence in the distance if you if you listen really carefully you can
hear some project that oh no I started listening to that song you showed me
life we live
She had to prepare for Saturday her slurred journal was not really finished
Yeah, there's a
Oh, you like that one I showed you too, right? That's a good one
Do that all night mouse
All right, I'm farming or got copper and better
More copper and better than you could possibly ever fathom see we'd see we see that is what we need see we'd see we'd see we'd
Very expensive very very important seaweed is probably the most important right now
I need a lot of it to try to make you guys some flippers
some flippers yeah if you get oh I found some peanut keep this yeah I'm
keeping the shark off you guys don't worry I'm seeking a little dog I think
you're gonna be off mm-hmm I got we got to right now I just gave me peanut I
never claimed to be the best thing I give him a little googly moogly googly
I
Minut just a minute just a minute
Hammer up in this
Store chest up here. I got my hammer
Yes, mr. See this passage with not a hammer. Sorry. It looks like a pickaxe or an axe
there by accident you might get the trees up top
oh my god, oh yeah
a bird's nest
oh, you got a bird's nest?
oh my
bird's nest dude
probably makes a nest for some type of bird
get the fuck out of here
I saw you
swipe, swipe
I saw that
Jesus
this is no shame
peace well-being
you can never prevent that
class loss
you can buy the school but you can't buy the class
Mr. BB I stole an entire loot chest from Mr. Fever's presence with.
Mr. Fever, you did not steal what was rightfully yours.
I deserved that chest.
Excellently said, have BB money's worth.
I've been eating my missing a chuck out of my ass.
Oh, we're drifting by the way.
No, no, no, no. We have an acre down.
Mr. Polly?
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's just we couldn't get any closer, so I
Have ten copper. I'm cooking right now
Another for you. Nice. Oh, those are expensive for such a bridge. I know these
Yeah, I'll make one. Hmm. We have three more clay
I got it. I got it. I got the I'll put it down right now
All right, other one down. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's looking good. What's that? You guys get any seaweed?
That's what I need the most right now. That's all right. That's three. What about fish? Are you guys good on food?
We're not really. Food is a constant fucking struggle. Like a constant struggle. Yeah, I'll do some fishing for a while.
We're not like in a frantic hurry to farm everything under the island. So
Yeah, I don't know how the food drains so fucking fast I
Walked out here with a full food bar like two minutes ago
That's just the difficulty level the game like it without that you would just be standing here pressing E for 20 minutes. I
Think that's why we don't proceed. Oh, you know like gathering stuff the whole time
Oh, yeah, I would hate to gather some.
Oh, that sounds horrible.
Oh, I know.
Oh, have BB money's worth?
Have BB money's worth?
Oh, have BB money's worth?
I have died.
I am dead.
Really? Right now, yes.
I have died to the shock.
I have died.
I need immediate excavation.
What?
Where are you?
I'm like five meters off the bone,
next to the island, under the water.
Close to the island though, very close.
Uh.
You got him, baby?
He's just gonna be fine.
He's gonna be fine, but.
I'm looking.
Oh, baby's got me.
Baby's just muted.
He doesn't know yet.
Let's surprise him when he gets back.
Ready?
Thank you, thank you.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
Welcome back to the home!
I'll take you to the real bed.
Thank you, but Jimmy, thank you.
Thank you for not making me lay in that peasant bed with only 2,000 stitched Egyptian cotton.
It's 1,000 thread count, alright? It's all the henna seal that day.
Only 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton.
Can you believe living in such a film, Mr. Hibby Wilder?
I could never imagine. I would rather use my support yacht instead of my main yacht for a whole two hours.
I even say it out loud makes me want to throw up.
Oh my goodness.
I had to make a room for my money room. It's called my money room room
It stores the money rooms that have all my money in it. What about you hippie?
Have you have you have that problem? Yes. Yes. Yes. I have an underground
basement
That has a vault that leads into a deep cave that is considered my underground cave money cave room
Oh, oh for the second. I thought you own Disneyland. Oh gotcha. Okay. Gotcha. Okay. That's where the money goes
Got it. Okay. Okay. That is where the money room
The money goes in that room. Gotcha. Okay. Okay
All the materials I think we're trying to go we need to get more wood making I'm making I'm making
I got lots on me better farm better farm
I might be able to take care of the circuit back to you who wants the first
pair of flippers oh I would have to leave it peanut what's you now mm-hmm I have
some flippers I would love a pair of but I'd love some planks oh fuck yourself
vigorously god damn it follow me gang follow me boys I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
have a see his trees real quick I'll be right back boys you know I'm taking these
plants in your box I've got the flippers for you here take these real quick are
you ready up there I can't I can't take anything I can figure out you can yeah
I go around the other side.
I have a couple pieces of wood and some mangoes, gentlemen.
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna treat you up, but I heard about that,
but I heard they're trying to sell themselves
to another company, so I think it's gonna keep on it, right?
I don't know, I haven't done any research on that.
Is that how that works?
If they sell to another company, can they keep on it?
So when you took the planks, you take all...
I run a lot of shit through that day, so I'm not explaining.
I got work on that.
All six.
I need them desperately.
That's what I'm using to make these flippers.
I have to see what it is first.
What is this?
First off, better than C of these.
Secondly, we tried, we can't.
I'm gonna make fucking losers, DDoS, as I'm lying.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm on it.
That's what I'm doing.
Somehow, this game has better DDoS protection than C of these,
which is kind of a shame to me.
You doubt the loads that I'm dropping.
You should know better.
You pull up some more T here.
hmm yeah we just need to set sail get like plastic and wooden stuff basic shit
it's hosted by you peanut I'd be here oh I'd be here you know you're on board
oh yeah my board what's rare come grab these I'm gonna put them in a box these
don't flip away these are super you wash whatever he is about to give me here
Fuck you. It's in the middle box, dickhead.
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
Give you the worn ones. There's a little extra B.O. in there.
Oh, thank you so much. Wait, these have durability? Are you so fucking serious?
Yeah, they seriously go bad. Yeah, it's crazy.
Wouldn't be a survival game.
Oh my God! I would just touch you! My flip is in the truck! Attack me!
No, anchor up, boys. We gotta go.
What's next what's next for this next step of the operation?
Let's just gather wood and plastic and I'll keep cooking copper ingots
I'll make the you want to do do the lore stuff. That's your after
Yeah, let's see the lore, let's see what's your computer advice.
Oh, please don't walk, Lord, but we'll find a way good fan.
It's a few months ago in my house, but I need wood and plastic bags, so let's see what's that sale.
I'm on it.
Hey, hold up.
Where's this computer at that you have built?
I don't, but that's what I need the wood to build.
Oh, don't worry, I just spent about 41 on the base over here.
Oh, great, great, great, great.
Mm-hmm.
I need plastic and wood, and then I can make a computer circuit board.
I'm out of food we have any
Yeah
I would make a fishing boat
Oh we're being attacked, we're being attacked
Die, demon, die!
Oh, the close one
Yo!
Yeah, I think so
I put it towards the wind
I went the opposite way, I think it's moving now
We doing what towards the way?
Should we enforce the whole thing?
I don't know, it looked that way, but we're actually moving this way, so...
Oh, there's air! There's gonna be a bunch of weird things around here!
There's just stuff in my head!
Oh, my fishing rod broke.
Yeah.
Man, we're all gonna starve to death.
I got food over here.
We're gonna starve to death together.
That is what is most important.
What is most?
Wanna beat?
Be wide.
Wanna beat?
what you want to beat the eats well I would love a beat to eat there you go
got fish coming wait you had to put it in the thing you can see the direction
with the wind to put that flag I think that's the point of it I believe when
you put up yeah I that's why I put the sail toward the wind but do you change
it that's weird I don't know we weren't moving I think it changes to
I got the ingots to make all that electrical stuff. You just need wood and plastic. That's it. We're good to go
Yeah, bold
Excuse me, happy me money's worth. Yes, of course. I must be granted access to our money chest
Of course, please. This is yours after all. Thank you, good chair. I now have a metal fishing rod of infinite fishing
would you like to give it to me I will send my time I will be a fisherman for
as long as I can yeah there's so much wood passing by mr. fetish quickly
Yeah, I'm going. Trying it.
Yeah!
Got it.
I'm the demon is back! The demon is back! Back! I'll be back!
Now the close one.
Oh, I'm starving again with a sweet slide
All of you boys what excuse me hippies money to it
Yes, yes, mr. Golden up. I must pass by you to collect some food
Here we go
Do that do we that
Yeah! Oh, fine. Yeah! I've got a pretty good thing going right now. Let's just keep farming
plastic and stuff. I think this is good. Yeah! Much plastic is needed. Good! One plank out
of an entire barrel.
What's there to show what's up?
If we have one net, we would be ripped right now.
Oh, yeah, I'm making one on the other side here.
These guys were, I just got like eight planks out of this one net.
Oh, oh, oh.
That is scrumptious.
Oh, an excellent catch.
I didn't even need money's worth.
Yeah!
Good!
I need to eat.
Addition suffice for how big I want to make the doozy.
Now I will start building the walls.
Hmm...
We can't be a seed by the poors, Mr. Hibby. You understand, correct?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I do not want to be a nasty peasant.
Ha! Precisely.
Who got it?
Score?
The Lord, I can hear everything you said. My last name is Pesupworth, the Lord.
Oh!
I've got nothing to hear, especially if anybody's with.
Anywhere. Everywhere.
Oh!
Give me that!
Good!
We're getting attacked again. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I got this you ought to be fix it
Take a look at our second floor ready it is exquisite is exquisite
Now we can't see the poise if they look at you too long it'll infect you
Yes, and more importantly, Mr. Nadeke, not see us.
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What is this contraption you have over here, BhabieB?
Just you wait and it will, it will begin to fill.
Well, let me go ahead and fix this for you, okay?
Let me go ahead and...
Not here, not here.
Shit.
Hold up, we have to block off this part of the ship, right here with a wall.
Yes, block this one this one here. Yes. I need a little bit more wood a little bit more wood
But can I break this can I break this one? It was one? Oh
That one oh, yeah, well of course of course
How do you break it with that with the axe I got you watch
Yo
Hey one more plague
I'm not you already have it
B.B. Bunnies with. Yes, Mr. Good enough.
Look how I steal from Mr. Fetus.
Peasant with. It is as easy as taking
kitty from a baby. Right.
We have this part secured.
We're going to go. We're going to go. Yeah.
On Mr. Bear. Come on, Mr. Bear.
Peasant work will revolt.
We are going to rise.
We have all the stuff.
You've got everything.
I'm gonna put a door here Mr.HibbyBeeMoney'sworth.
Oh no.
That is up to you. I think more importantly...
There's gonna be a roof here.
Good thinking, HibbyBeeMoney'sworth. Good thinking.
Good thinking, HibbyBeeMoney'sworth.
We will fill this up. You will see it. It will come in handy.
How are we on the computer?
Yeah, how's the computer going with Mr.Feeder'sFeeder?
What we got?
Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, I got it.
We need a couple components, so we're gonna need
I'll build it you guys can put it up there. I was that sound oh
Swallowed idea to sugar boards
Yeah, I don't need more planks and stuff though. Oh
We are currently using all of our planks to block the site from
The poor side to the rich sides. We actually don't have any planks right now, but it's defeated
peasants with on behalf of the peasants on the boat we have decided to throw the
computer equipment into the ocean you see that how we mean bodies with they
don't understand technology oh they know it's very hard and stick very hard thing
to understand mm-hmm gentlemen I'm afraid that the nets are not working
properly are we sure we do not want to restart the game just for the event that
Perhaps something is fucked up
We're working fine. Oh, yeah, we sweet we start
And are working
We watch out working about these ones, but JBB maybe it's a wealthy guy thing. You just don't know sometimes
I see them just run. I see them go right through. Oh
That's terrible
Look look look this one is running right through it
They captured
Eventually it may have got you
I see, I see, Mr. Heavybee, uh, money's worth. It seems you are not as decent as you need to be.
I have to couple whatever these are called, beets.
How's the food looking? Oh, fantastic, fantastic!
There we go. I'm good to go. Thank you, Mr. Heavy Body's Way.
Yeah! Does anyone see an island nearby?
Think we need planks in plastic for a bit longer. I don't see one right now.
Well, who knows? We have to spin all the planks building up on this.
is Miss Chiles is going to rise.
Chiles is going to rise.
You guys are going to miss a note.
You've got Latinas.
We're going to be stuffing in a tropical island.
You do not have a Latinas.
That is a lie.
Busty.
What time do the Latinas come?
Because we have been here for quite a while.
That is true.
That is a good question.
And I have not seen a single Latina yet.
I've heard complaints about some rude, unruly, wealthy people
aboard the boat that are turning off the Latinas.
and the latinas would never be
Habibi did you scare the hose?
Habibi you're scaring the hose
I would never scare the hose
the hose loved
Habibi you're scaring the hose
no that is bullshit
what kind of bullshit do you hear
feed this peasant with I'm so sorry Habibi you're scaring the hose
I apologize
that is incredible
for you to even imagine that I would be scaring the hose
did you not see what has happened to me
Habibi you are quite clearly
scaring the hose you are you are speaking
unpleasant under water this is kind of
bad I tell you the game has got to be
clicked out of a set something a bit
weird yeah this is not normal
I got tons of those let me know what
you need I'm sitting on I got seven of
Do we need to keep cooking on water?
Hold on, I got two computer circuit stations. I'm gonna research one right now.
Full, I'm luring the antenna, the computer, all this shit.
Alright, Ron, there we go. Big gains.
We're back to get to the lore.
How do we get to the lore? Just the computer? How do you do it?
I don't know, so this is the stuff they added in the game after, long after I had not played it.
But it's pretty self-explanatory. I think we just got to make all the computer equipment
And we got to put up an antenna and it guides us to the island that will give us the goop. Oh
It's like a radar kind of thing. I think
One of my poor friends was explaining it to me
I just you know, you know this working at the coal mine. I could barely hear him
So I tried my best that that'll happen the coal mine can get pretty loud. Yeah
My single well my friend is a single father of seven where it's eight jobs explaining it to you
Yeah, I just, you know, I could over here, a bb money's worth.
Sound of machinery.
A bb money's worth.
Yes, it doesn't matter.
Do we trust the boys over there with the technology?
You have to allow them to use it so that they feel important enough.
Oh, I did.
I have no time to do this shit.
You guys can do it.
They'll be making it.
We will let them use it so that they feel important.
Good thinking, baby.
Good thinking.
What are you thinking?
An excellent thought.
I'll be money's win.
Breaking, I cannot take any more responsibility, right?
An excellent idea, have you, money's win.
Oh, a dubious idea, a dubious idea.
Have you, money's win, do you see the second level I have created for us?
What do you think, I was thinking about leaving this part open for a more open concept.
Oh, rustic.
I think the open concept, yes.
You do not want to thin the wind in your luscious, rich hair, luscious luscious luscious luscious.
Oh! Oh! Right between the loins. Absolutely.
But each gust of wind, every pubic hair feels as if it is on a rollercoaster going 50 miles per hour.
If you are wise beyond your years.
We are about to drop anchor. We will be dropping anchors.
Good
We did a couple bit of food and then I'll be ready to explore
Why you open this can't be bodies with
You guys have any seaweed up there that's a third level
Is an idea
Happy be bodies with the on it. We're gonna crash
You will have to take an alternate route, eat his pheasant's worth.
You are not allowed in the infinite domain.
I'm saying, mouse, I want to visit.
I thought we was partners, mouse.
hmmm
hold on
oh i thought i heard a door open
i thought mr.
either his presence was an
access to our
humble abode mr.
hibby b
that was
wouldn't want to get infected
with this
oh
let me get a bit of mangoes
what are we doing here
get up here
i'm taking care of the ship
that would be on the ship
taking care of
you're a good man mr.
hibby b
you're a good man
Oh
I'm one big short
Can you cook mango chanting that's a baby Moody's smoothies, yeah, that's like the soup
Yeah, I got a hatchet
You mind actually you know what I'll make a better one good. I already got a better one
Is it any good you're saying it's not worth right? It's more durable. I think yeah
I think it's more durable, but I'll try chopping the big trees. I want to know for sure. Yeah, I'm on it
Yeah, we're getting big gains here you want to do some diving man, we can juice up
I'm on it. I'm already on it. I've got most of it right now
I'll make it and you can use it as it's up because I've never used it before anyways give me the order
Bb bodies with
Yes, mr. Wooden
Dising his inability to understand technology
They didn't teach me how to read both
You know they told me how to work in the coal mine
I don't know
And be patient with why don't you use the computer show mr. Feed dispensers with how it is done
Yes, yes, of course. Where is the computer? I know don't have it yet. What do we need to make it make it?
Oh my hug just fucking right up fuck my ass three thousand times and I'm being attacked by a shark
Fantastic fantastic
Follow me
Constantly thirsty dude. Oh
Shit
We have six one of them in your holiness
Please I cannot a rich man should not call another rich man the holiness that is reserved for
Oh, yeah, I'm just your ghostiness. I mean your ghostiness my apologies. I said the quote wrong my apologies my apologies
Apologies between why are you just a luxurious sofa?
We got some we got some why are they gonna scrap I'm just gonna make this stuff with it
Hey, we have some we have we have quite a bit of scrap
Yeah, I need that I'm making you an antenna
Sever an antenna so any blanks one hinge cut the hinge I need like just a little bit of plastic and planks
We actually have no planks at all
Yeah, we need we need planks ace up. Yeah, I want to get building a luxurious palace
Fuck this thing's coming for the boat
Don't worry, I'm on it, but I found bees die
We need plants
I'm on it, but I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna we got a sit-sit
Oh nice nice that's huge right now. Let's just free dive
That's huge be a good timing
I'm a cook cook some fish meat. Oh
So much here so much here run that
What are we looking for down here though seaweed copper metal look at all this stuff, man. I'm loaded
I've got that hobby should all oh oh my apologies my apologies smart someone's harvesting them
But it doesn't have room for them, and I'm going around picking up the boxes. Oh, that's me then. Yeah, I'm full
You mean one more bowl. Do you have any more boy here grab the stuff? Oh
Oh
Bullshitter, but we're both this we're both nice
You're both list where you were both list I can't even make a hook to harvest cuz we have no place you say
Bought this
What are you looking for a board?
We need bulls planks. We need planks. Yeah, we need wooden plastic we need to get out of here
You have time to pass it. We have no wood
Yeah, we got to get planks man. Yeah, let's go. Let's go do a nice little
What are we got now the shop for the computer? I
Do but I can't even like do anything more until we get planks. Oh
Oh
I got the batteries I got the circuit boards
I'm going out. I'm going out. I'm just gonna farm these in this flotsam pilot. Give me one sec
What do you keep calling these things the the flock to you?
Flotsam it's like floating shit in the ocean I think. Is that what the official
name is? I don't know I remember playing heroes too as a kid and they that was
like flotsam piles and shit and that's what it was it's like garbage in the
ocean I think. Hashwater melon. I was gonna say I'm smart boss I don't know what it means.
Loud shit. Sounds good. Flotsam and jet-tab.
I think flotsam is this floating debris
Hmm
I am around
Where do you want the suit?
Feet this I don't know why I made that it is
So what about I'm waiting where just put just give it to me. I'll cook it
I just need wood right now frantic we get it
I just can't give anything to anybody because yeah, I mean storage of the implication, you know
Yeah, wouldn't want to see giving hand-mount stuff fetus as it's worth.
I get it, baby. I get what you're saying.
You see that? That is how they commutate.
Through a six-awspent sigh after working into coal mine, wiping the sweat from my brow.
I'm putting a capfish on the skinnet.
Nice, nice, nice.
How's it going to you, boys?
I'm ready.
What?
It's real, right?
Is it like a thing?
I don't know.
I think it's real.
I'm pretty sure you're just making that up.
All right my friends listen I'm ready to go. Likewise, let us proceed, let us proceed.
I'm watering the plants. Oh, I'm generous if you have anybody's way.
Of course, I'm not a farmer but you know how to position me instead of a farmer. Of course, of course.
Of course, if we get too hungry, we can always eat fetus peasants with it.
It would even be a great honor for him.
It would even be his honor to allow you to eat him with the meaty bodies with it.
For me to sacrifice my body for you to be paid by us, it would be the highlight of my life, folks.
Shall I weigh the anchor?
Yeah, pull that shit up, bro. We gotta get wooded, whatever the fuck, plastic here.
We gotta get out of here.
Yeah, we did. We gotta leave. We gotta go.
go we're overstaying and welcome hmm I need more board so we only what we need
left for the computer I've got most of it on me I'm trying to get the the logs
plastic really how much longer how much faster you need let me take a look at one
second. We have 62 plastic.
We got some. They said it's 12.
I'm on it. I'm on it. One second.
OK, I have two two circuits, one simple battery.
We need to make the receiver.
Yeah, we need to make the receiver.
I got that right now.
It's done. And now we need one antenna.
and I just two scrap and we're done.
Two scrap? Oh, I got, I got plenty of scrap.
You wanna bring it over? I'll take it home.
Oh, hold up, we got like 40 scrap.
I'm gonna get three scrap.
Hold up, hold up. There you go.
There you go, Bob. I didn't put anything.
There you go.
Please, Bob, give me a little drop.
Oh, but you're my home.
There you are. Good job.
You see how odd it is to be me by these wins.
Oh, just the highlight of my life
quite a disgusting thing that I know.
Oh man, just spat in my butthole.
Did you find it disgusting?
Ha!
Oh, the man!
I am busy.
I'm too busy doing rich things
to spit and get spat on.
I didn't mean to kill this fucking thing!
Your raft is so ugly.
I need more planks, boss.
Oh, dude, this is where you see.
Yeah, I need- I need-
Oh god, there's a pool!
This is-
He's a petitioner over here!
Look!
All of our walls are beams!
We got a sail and...
There's a BB!
Okay, here's the antenna.
I'm bringing it over to you, but I need some planks, okay?
I need some planks.
I'm giving you this responsibility.
I'm coming over.
You have no planks.
We have none?
Other than the one million planks we have!
I need like, 20 cents a view.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Here you go!
One million planks we have we do not have
Daily plan this I'm gonna drop for you. We have not
What?
Got it. It doesn't work that way. I got it. I have it
Okay, you know grab this like super expensive stuff. Okay. Here's the antenna
I'm not sure you dropped anything to Jerry. Are you serious? But we need a table. So we need planks
I'm going to die in a second here.
I'm going to die in a second here.
I'm going to die in a second here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You have to be coming.
Watch Mr. Peter's passage when
you die.
Look at him.
Look at him.
grab my ice and fill up a glass of Scotch for myself.
Ah boys, I just wanted to buy a joint you bit there baby.
You're gonna ship me.
I'm sinking this fucking boat.
I'm sinking this boat.
Cheers gentlemen, cheers.
I have had just about enough of this god damn little bit.
I'm at a breaking point.
I'm at a breaking point, all right?
I
Where is
The computer I gave it to you
No, I gave you all the stuff. No, please tell me the receiver the antenna and the battery
We have none of those things I
Have none of them except
Okay
Yes rich folk make breaks like that all the time
Loose all stuff on my boat
Yes, I'm going to kill all of the
lions in the world and they would all go extinct and then you didn't but then you
had clones of them I remember that Frank miss me
baby money's worth in case your brakes are so delightful oh my goodness he's
for fun ah one of my favorite friends as a as a wealthy Peter Peninsula resident
Making animals go extinct forever and throwing straws in the ocean
Top. Yes. Yes top to a question. Mm-hmm. I need to put the sails over more center. What if we hunt endangered species?
You mean like dolphins
Let us hunt endangered
Dolphins
I'll mr.. Hibby's way with
Peter's peasant, uh, peasant's worth would never understand our pranks.
Perhaps as a joke, we can hunt humans, we can bring them to a place, make them camp somewhere.
That just makes squid games, but we just kill them all.
Fear, a BB money's worth. You always have the greatest pranks.
You are far too funny, Mr. Knott. Golden Knott. The goldest Knott.
Let me be buddies with
You want to special you are too good to be you are too good to me. I will put a drink now
May you all have a very rich life on cheese to be be cheese to be buddies with ah
You guys have planks or plastic we have a little bit of shop, okay, I really need some
Cork is
Did you guys hear the cork pop or no? I got here a cork pop though. Damn that sucks
I need like a 20 stack of wood and 20s plastic or something. I've got we got tons of plastic
I'm I'm 12 what we're grabbing. I'm grabbing wood. I'm not a theory yet, but I am 13 wood and 60 plastic
I got some plastic. I got some scrap. I just need wood. Here is 14. What good sir in the
middle test. Thank you. You want good man?
I got my side. We need we need a table.
Yeah, we got to put it on a table. I got one. All right. I think I have the BP already.
I know I got it earlier. Yeah, we just need four. We need four wood. I need four wood.
I'll grab it. I'll grab it and put it soon. We need to get insane amount of water right now for everything.
We for what?
We need the table.
Do you have a computer on the floor?
Yes, that's how we do it. We don't have that money you guys have for a nice table.
A table? Are we sure we need a table?
I believe we do need a table, yes.
I think we need a couple more antennas as well.
Yeah, I'll tell you if you need any, boss.
If you need no table deeded, boss.
Give me that!
Ooh, a decorative package.
What secrets does it hold inside?
I
My poor have we become so poor that we want to put the computer on the floor we need three and ten eyes
Why we so many?
No, we do not need three right now. Do we yeah, just one at a time, maybe I
Don't I'd never use this so I can't help with it like I really don't know how this works
I think you were right, Mr. Knott.
Why?
Can you turn towards this stuff with it?
Just so it's catching on the...
I think we need three for it to work.
Oh.
What in the box?
Oh, we need three antennas.
We need three antennas.
Yeah, three antennas.
Why so many?
Gentlemen, I'm making an executive decision.
I'm putting the sail in the middle here.
We gotta be able to like...
I got to run across the entire ship to turn the boat. It's getting crazy.
I'm BB-Money's way!
Where's the barrels? Look at this!
Barrels are being missed, Pina.
Barrels. Multiple barrels.
The weather's coming to steal from us!
I'm not stealing!
I'm not missing any barrels. I'm getting them all.
Oh, you definitely missed a ton over here.
Look at it. Look at it. I can see it.
Where is it?
I can see it off.
Look at that.
I'm never going to see it again.
We're in the distance. So sad. We're all by itself. It's lost. We're the chili side
We're here. I'm looking right at it. Yeah
You see hold on let me see a
wine barrel
fetish pageants with
There was four
There was four. No, I do not think it's so I do not think it's so
I have a couple of them.
I have a couple of Decker boxes.
We got firewood rack and
my
stair ride.
Another barrel coming in.
I don't challenge you see that I want I think that's that's a big islands close
wise oh yeah we should go there feed his page with yeah that would probably be
big yeah wait what we need to make the intention how do we do we have I have
no again like this is new to me I think we need three yeah we it's one sugar
board one bolt and four scraps we have plenty of scrap I can make it all you
I don't have any bolts.
Trigger board is two copper ingots, five plastic, one vine goo.
Oh, who's got the vine goo?
I'm gonna try to get the copper.
This is food and boards, man. Like I'm dying.
My boat's falling apart. I can't even move.
Like I can't stop doing what I'm doing when my boat's done.
What happened to all the fucking goo?
All the, uh...
I've got three goo on me right now.
Oh we need- Oh we got enough!
We got enough for everything!
Here we have all the goo and all the plastic we need, we just need copper now.
Okay I got copper on me.
I got copper as well.
I got lots.
Aww.
We need six total copper, I've got four.
You have two right?
Fucking god damn sure.
Oh we can make bolts with metal ingots, oh my goodness.
I have eight. I have eight.
have it. Where we have everything we need right here. We can build it right now. Can you put the
coolant inside the storage? I have the ingots on me. Oh, you have the ingots on you? Okay,
here. I put them in here. Open this. It would allow you to make. Oh, you are. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
what? Do not put. Okay, as far as the antennas are concerned, I think you got to put in different
Areas you got three circuit boards now. We just need three boats that's it and then we're done
So let's take I got bolts. Yeah, well how many boats got bikes?
This many C8
Be three boats total. We I got three on me. It's come grab it
On the ground one two three. Oh
You poop right there
Thank you, good shirt
We have three inches we just place them all next to each other how we had to configure up. I don't know again like
We got a separate. I don't tell you like yeah, you put one maybe on this side right here on that roof
Just keep going in this direction though. We just need to keep farming wooden plastic for a bit
Right if I could finger one person it would be I'm like sore bro like this is like
triangle of part I see an island I see an island wait we just
what the hell hey who already built this antenna over here we have four
there I put one there I put I put one there wait you built another three I
put another three yeah oh man we're rich in antennas too
we put them on each quarter of this room and see if that works how do you
know the work though how we know what it'll let you I think otherwise it won't
Is he working to me do not add it? What does that mean?
I don't know
Something is crazy is happening
It says with the word 378 meters away from a lower island
Nice
Yeah, I think that big one peanut the one that's really close so I can see it
That's gotta be a Laura. There's a massive. What's that blue thing on the radar?
I see two green dots and then one blue square
It's the blue shield? Oh the blue squares are the lord. The green ones are just islands.
Ohhhh. We gotta go that way. Yep, okay we're going towards it. We're going towards it.
Wow, we are fucking far. Holy shit. What do we use the bow and arrow for?
for you know so many good barrels out here there's a lot of stuff we'll get
more on the way we'll get more on the way we go to the island first we go
straight for the lower island we gotta get more metal I think let's go to the
little island. The one that's close. I just pull up here for a
minute. You guys got a paddle or something? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh,
we apparently we buy the batteries rating. Oh my goodness.
Oh, the batteries. I turned off the turn on working. You guys
got the seal. I do that. The heading towards that island or
you see let's go right for the small island is it yeah I'm going away from
it let me see let me see yeah go take a look oh never mind right here we go
right now it's going thank you we're doing pretty good
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff.
Let me make more clay or bricks.
Oh my.
You gotta dive and get metal.
That's the thing we need to do.
That's where we gotta go to the sound.
Oh my.
You guys don't have a...
Why?
We need a paddle.
Big time.
We need a paddle big time. We got to get to the sound how to big time. We need a paddle big time
How many bricks do you need to make a furnace a six six
Sucks any sand over there fetus
We're going to leave the island.
I see the sails pointing right at it, guys.
I didn't need a paddle.
Yeah, we need a paddle.
I can't stop doing what I'm doing or I die.
It's one of you guys going to have to paddle a bit.
I'm thinking of the food, I'm thinking of the water.
I was fishing, I was fishing.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
We're just, we're just.
It's just hardcore mode, man.
This feels like a fucking speed run.
I feel like I'm speed running a game.
without making no progress at the same time.
We clearly haven't made any progress
when we've been playing this game for six hours.
We're about to make our first step of progress.
I'm gonna go make the panel.
We need so much metal like it's crazy. We need metal so bad. We got it to that island so like it's like
Critical life or death. We die. We die in real life. That's true
Mm-hmm, I've got
You guys got a paddle almost to make a paddle almost
Almost all the line on you God. I got a paddle. I got a paddle
Oh my god, oh my god, Chili's is underwater
Oh, oh
I think we're cooked. There's another island. There's another island. We're coming up when we get to that one closer
It's in the big white
Oh, I see, I see, I see it.
Oh, yeah, good job.
Here we go, for that island.
A paddler, a paddler?
Why are you going so fucking fast?
Hello?
I genuinely re-anked.
I can't even tell if I'm moving or not.
I don't know
Yeah, we're getting close to that island just keep the course we're going right towards it
Finally works anyway, right? Yeah, I think so. We're getting closer to this one here. This is good
I want to do it with the second floor, but I'm not sure if it works
Now you're doing it from the second floor. I don't know if that works
Well, I can see the durability going down so I think it is working. I mean, we do seem to be moving so
As you do it anywhere, right?
Are you an engine in this game?
Yeah, you can't
Not that hard either. It works. Oh, yeah, you can't help me. Okay. I'll get what you can't help me anywhere. We'll get we're good
I don't know about this am I okay? I don't think you can I think it'd be relatively next to the water
Yeah, I think you'd be relatively next to the water
I swear we were at this little island for the last half hour.
I think it respawns though.
Yeah, it's got to get all the metal.
Yeah, CC, we need metal or desperately.
We can't progress without it.
I'm constantly on a flight trying to eat right now.
How are you guys eating?
What are you guys eating?
Fish.
Oh
Is it down? Oh, yeah
Did you go to the campus on the grill?
Oh me yeah
Yeah
I'm going out to get some supplies. I'll be right back
I'm just going to keep building it.
Shit that we need.
Who's watching this then?
Need metal over underwater.
It's a tree, Ranjit.
Then I saw a stack.
Then there's something, something.
Then there's something, something.
We need metal.
What do we need underwater?
We need metal.
Say what we need.
Metal.
Metal seaweed, yeah, all this stuff.
That's no struggle.
That'll more than anything.
Well, that's your stone.
Perhaps this is your stone or is this metal?
Oh, just put me a stone.
We are being fooled.
Being tricked, being damaged.
I'm not seeing any metal, Commander.
It's on the sides of the rocks.
I got two. It's usually like right on the edge.
Like where you see it gotta go black.
You'll see a bunch of them on the side of the wall.
They're usually copper and metal.
I cannot go back that's right that's right I'm driving some sand oh no
thank you oh I got seaweed in the middle
the shark is a foot
maybe we can time to kill his ass honestly I don't got no speed over my
oh shit he's gonna eat me don't die your cock is too fat it's small and
scrambled mouse I got I got a spear guys be here yeah I'm gonna keep killing you
guys keep it by me okay I got a I got a metal spear I'll go with you oh fuck it
up I'm fucking them up I'm fucking them up he's mad I'm dead you're dead
No way.
You have to be money's worth, thank you.
You have to be money's worth.
Speaking of dead, I am.
I would give you ten million dollars and half of Canada
for that, baby.
Do not worry.
Do not worry.
It is free.
It is free of charge.
Oh, rich people like us, we do not worry about these things.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ten million dollars, basically, free of charge.
Any way to live there.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
And to the point of being money's worth.
And to the point of being money's worth.
It'll something something
You get the fish distracted I can get some more loot. I've got a pretty distracted. Let's just say
He wants me bad
He wants me pretty bad and he got me. I'm dead. I
Am dead. I'm dead in the shallow waters of the small island
the occupying I could use a quick medical assistance by either
money's worth.
Oh, I'm on the way.
Oh, I'm on the way.
Fuck!
If you die, we lose everything.
Read it.
Yes, yes, we lose everything.
Well, it is so nice that I'm full health.
Ah, fantastic.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm in shallow waters
around the islands and where I do not see his name oh I am with the shallow
waters just looking at that I understand what the shallow waters mean in
what direction I don't know oh I see you I see
I think you're gonna be my body's worth thank you thank you
and where's that fetus gentlemen I'm so low health I'm no help house I will
connect with the good people water stocked okay food on the grills stocked
I got quite a bit of metal but we need lots more oh oh I just shot my life
I
Not see much better here bars
You gotta you gotta dive with me one of these times, and I'll show you where it is like what it looks like
It's right on the very end. So we're here me up. I
Will find what yes, I can't you I will find the metal on my loach them
it's like a little blue dot like I just found one it's right on the edge it's on
the sides of the rock not on the bottom let me sense
oh it's got like a little hue
the aquamarine maybe
for some blue. He's scheming some dinner. Fetus has enjoyed his always up to no good.
He wants our met. He wants our...plastic.
What is a fucking shark? That's just Fetus with his shark mask on. No need
to worry. That's right. That's right. If you can't beat him, join him.
If you can't beat him off join him beating off. I am being killed by the shock, and I will not live for much longer
Oh my god, dude almost went under water
I'm telling you I'm not finding a single piece of metal out here boys I
I found quite a bit. I've gotten copper and metal. We're good now. Oh, I see I see the blue
I see the blue and I see it nice
Why I'm coming down to my home fucking broke
Yeah, I try to keep like two on you at all times
So I've been doing the metal once now. I see the shadow of the box that I want, but I do not see the box
Even the poor can afford such luxuries at this point
The poor wheel rides.
I have one to count them, one metal!
For that suffice on the great journey.
Oh.
No, it will not.
Ah!
Then fuck yourself!
Fuck yourself a thousand times!
I will get the other metal!
Oh, you've stolen it and I've died.
Alright, well...
I
Am on the boat by myself this is key crumbles. I am perished into the ocean deep under the waves
I need immediate rescue. I have quite a number of items on me
I'm on a quarter HP a BB. D. R. Yeah, what's your health at?
You be as already forgotten these minutes any charge into the water
I have not forgotten. I just do not need words in order to help another man.
Oh, feel it. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. A BB Money's worth.
I will give you, what is fair, 5,000 gold coins and half a Peru.
You know what? Mr. Money can keep both of those things. Those are both underneath me.
Oh, there they are.
The BB-bodies were fine.
I will give you all of Thailand.
But be careful.
There.
Be careful.
We are losing a lot of life.
Kind of fucked.
We'll be back to the word days.
We need to, like, somehow, I don't know how.
You'll be the past.
We just need a lot of work.
I've got twenty on me.
Well, I think we need like a stack of a hundo.
A hundo? For what?
We can grow, we can also grow trees.
What?
We need the big, yeah, we need the large planters.
I see we start heading towards the lower island.
Can you-
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Can you-
Can we do at least one of them before I order the Big Mac?
I'm turning the sail?
There's the anchor.
I were on to the third step of the entire game, just a mere six hours in.
Ready yourselves!
How much metal did you get?
I got you a decent amount.
One metal.
Alrighty.
I am disappointed in myself, just as you are Mr. Fetus, and I am having trouble pleasing
my wife.
Mr. Fetus, I will gather more metal than you could ever possibly imagine to the next island.
You do not have to worry.
What is some work here, boss?
I'm fortified, boss.
Grotted what was awesome?
Grotted what was amazing.
You guys may want to consider that if you use the Barrel over Barrel, that way the short
won't bite it anymore.
Barrel!
On the stop and side, on the stop and side!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ah, he just lost to the sand of time.
Oh, hey! What the hell? What are you doing?
He's lost his mind. He's drunk with saltwater.
All the saltwater has infected my mind.
I know not between right and wrong to see if he enjoyed me.
Look over this vast ocean with me.
you see that? That's the ocean. That's the ocean.
Oh. Are we all the same person? What do you look like?
I don't think so. Wait, I don't know what I look like. I don't have a mirror.
Well, you look like a lesbian. I was about to say the same. Do you
I was about to say the same to you Mr. Hibibi, yes.
Yes.
I think we look like the same person.
Yes, I think we look like the same person.
Let's go check out Fidesz.
This is a lesbian ship.
Let's go check out Fidesz.
We are talking to Fidesz.
What do you look like?
Oh yeah, he's an Italian.
Hell yeah.
I wonder if we have the same vagina. That's right. I said it. We're all thinking it. I don't think anyone was thinking that.
Like that one? That's right.
now it's time to sit and relax sorry I'm you live in East
I went about a thousand meters away which I think is about like two miles and
three to be units I'm not sure I think when we get on to this island you should
fill up first of all give a bottle are you still on cuffs I'm still on cuffs
You have a bottle yeah, I got a bottle you need the bottle we need bottles
Yeah, I got a bottle. How long are we gonna be on this island?
Can you give them one of your bottles? You have multiple bottles. I got one
You need four goo. I got the goo. You give me the plastic. I'll make you one
Do you have the goo I
Got the goop. I got the goop. I got your back. Yeah
I
Right if he is I'm right here. This is one lesbian to a doctor. Oh, thank you
He's losing his mind. I think he's I think he's going insane
Maybe he spotted a man on one of those islands. You never know
Maybe he's this man. I'm not allowed here on these eyes. Yes. That's right. That's right
a lesbian boat there's no time I must be help folks and go to protest there's no
time there's no time there's no I have things to do I am I am I'm busy I am
busy out of my way my way my way
out of my way.
Let me be with my hormones and leave me alone.
And I drive!
I might get my 14th piercing, but who cares?
Fine.
What, you guys don't have 10 septum piercings already?
Like, come on.
Need to pick up your lesbian game.
Kind of disappointing, honestly.
Oh, how many septum piercings do you have?
He has B-tastic, which is a BBT.
He has won the game.
The poor do have the upper hands.
We have the style.
Down 900 meters away, we are making progress.
I
Need more
Island on the right. Yeah, let's take that. Oh wait, what about more island?
Yeah, whichever island you want to go to is fine. Let's go to the low island boys. I'm trying to see what's going on here
Yeah, your boy was up the night in the morning. All right
That's your fault that's your fault
I
Woke up at 7 and I'm here. I'm here in excuses right now
I woke up at 6 a.m. Actually six in the morning
In the u-time. Yeah
It's in the morning I
Was prepared for a 24 hour
And I knew that my player model is gonna be a lesbian so I came in extra enthused
as you do, like you do, like you do.
Should we make paddles, maybe?
I mean, we seem to be making great progress.
We're only 800 meters away now.
I think if we all have paddles, it's an easy one.
It's an easy one.
We just gotta all work a little bit.
This may come as a bit of a surprise.
But if we work together,
I think we will make a lot more paddles.
Daaah!
Eeeeeee!
That's not your talking crazy.
I'm talking like a full-on lesbian now.
But I'm just saying, we worked together,
purposely made.
Wait, no, if you go look at this screen,
there's one that's 300 meters away.
Are you looking at the right screen?
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, the blue square.
Wait, I have a pack.
We're not going the right way, sir.
You tell me, yeah, we are.
We're literally getting close.
You can see how the number's going down.
It's a 309.
I think that's a green circle.
We're going to the blue square.
Oh, oh, oh.
You take this battle.
You take this battle, healthy battle, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
All right, Bobby, gang.
Hmm.
You got it.
It should help us increase our speed by 10-4.
The sounds of that where's the other one I dropped it. Oh, I forgot you can't see stuff that we drop
It's weird cuz I could see the stuff he just dropped
But put it in this box right over here. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. You go by ship. Yep
Paddling paddling
Are you sure making a second sale what helpers the penis?
No, no, no sales are no good with these paddles. I think if we all paddle to be good sales do not stack in the game 100%
It's just that was like even back in the day. They don't stack. It's just a term
The boat you're paddling technique is subpoub. They say maybe buddy's wife. We can't get an engine though
I've been working on the whole shit all day all night just paddling I've been working on the
Oh
Massa got me paddling
Let me tell you gentlemen you did take some leaves
You guys think she leaves a face?
He's definitely taking some chances.
He takes some chances and leaves a face.
I'm personally airing on the side of caution.
That's right.
I always do.
I'm just a little bit of a darker tone than the both of you and I feel like I can get
away with a little bit.
I feel like that made it a little bit worse.
Are we talking Wesley Snipes darker tone?
I feel like you just said that made it a little bit worse.
No, no, no.
How does that make it worse?
How does that make it?
You're like, Pina, you're actually being like,
just straight up a **** right now.
Don't you fall to your ****.
Don't you ever say **** on Twitch.
It was six blades light.
Hmm
By the way, we are only about 400 meters away
We have a closing on the territory very soon
You got one metal go fast on that. I need one metal really bad here coming over to the
Yeah, can you give me a couple you got it we are
95 meters away
I have about 480,000 metal, but I have two I could give you.
Yeah, two would be perfect.
Yeah, I'll put two in there.
Okay, thank you.
So generous of you, thank you.
You guys want to consider reinforcing some of the edges around the important stuff.
That way the sharks don't fuck with it.
That's right.
Telling us how to build our side of the boat.
Listen man, just because I'm a goddamn f*** doesn't mean you're allowed to say it.
Okay, come on.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please.
We have to think about the slur economy.
We cannot just do- do not call him a gentleman.
I am a gentleman.
He is a f***.
And a f***.
We have a box of the barrel coming up.
Oh, there it is, there it is.
You can tell it's a lore thing because I've never seen anything like it
Oh, dude, that's an oil rake
He's got red card. Oh my god. I got it on me. You guys got rad suits and ammo and shit. Let's go
yeah it's there you see it you do see it right yeah yeah I don't know why she
why there's a fucking oil rig I'm looking at it I swear yeah where look at
stand look at that direction where I don't know I don't know where direction
where is it that we've you see oil rig he's talking about how do you not see
that it's fucking right I'm looking right at it I think we should turn our
sales opposite the direction we are going no look look where I'm at look okay
wait hold on let me see where we go we go we go we go over to him to see where
it is hey you guys come over here see we can see from where he is I waited you
stand when you saw it I was standing right here mouse and I'm looking right at
anything I fucking hate you guys
I didn't see it! I've been busy, boss. And now I'm working.
I lost my cup. I don't know how.
Yeah, that's good. I'm never making you another one.
Fuck you, son. Fuck you, son. Die.
Don't get thirsty. Don't break your foot on the wheel, Rick.
How dare you? How dare you?
That is it. That is it. Three butthole penetrations.
So what do we do here?
Only three. Only three.
No! No!
Uncle!
Disgusted.
I am absolutely disgusted.
Can you guys hear me?
No. Not a clear mouse.
Who are we doing here, guys?
Go on there and get all the goop. There's gonna be a ton of stuff here
I think under it's gonna be stuff too if I was to guess what's the law? What's the story?
a press T where I got I got where there was was a press T
opens up a thing
they open up a thing yeah
this is a latest a radio tower
that's they call that
sure whatever it is definitely got some lunatic
hmm this is definitely the quest line of some say
is there is there stuff under the boat or is it like hmm yeah this definitely
loot under here oh oh there's big loot under here whoa what is this face boss
it's cool whoa where's his face boss I empty my my stash oh I like it up there
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
What a note.
Just me and our here now stuck on this platform.
Sparrow took the boat.
I can't get under.
Why?
I mean I don't even know their real names. I only know the team I sell in got a product that working
I mean they need the more people we were supposed to read those people together we would find a way out of this mess
somehow our ceiling up in the tower maybe the radio picked up something
I don't know what you're saying, is it you, Sparrow?
How'd you guys get up there?
Am I blind?
Did you hear the thing?
Oh, he stopped for the night.
I'll climb the tower. Radio still works, apparently.
It should be two weeks before we reach Selene, where the team's not responding.
You might say things are a bit tense.
Is this motherfucker trying to be like Habibi?
I thought it was you at first.
Who's Sparrow?
Who's Sparrow?
I really hope we are not the last hope for humanity.
Yeah, we're gonna die.
Oh, shit.
Who's all that about?
Oh man, I think we're, I think we're, I think lore.
Caught a shark and named him Bruce.
Blue print on the table, what blue print?
Where?
What table?
I don't see no blue print on the tables.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, May!
Oh, Iso.
The blueprint of the great of Orchana.
Oh.
Oh.
Many, many are expensive.
I'm out of fucking water. I cannot believe that.
Oh, that sucks.
Kill me now.
Kill me, and I just figured out how to get to the top.
kill me right now
oh my gosh
how?
follow me again
if you go to the boat there's this thing that you can fill up water from
ah
ah
if you're a bottle you can like fill up water
you come to my mushroom tip this is the thing you can fill up come from
that's right
that's right
that's right
that's true
I heard it's not the thing
it's just not the thing I'm looking for
I also assume that at a young age
currently not what i'm looking for
another note
oh shit, did you find a way up or what?
yes, of sorts
this guy is still talking to us, and his name is cockoon
A peasants name if any.
All things you betray us, but you must have had a good reason for leaving us here.
I hope you make it to Silly.
I hope you finish the reactor.
The reactor?
Okay, I found it.
There is a recycle.
Recycler?
Great.
Thank you, cool.
Stella, there is a lady up here.
A lady?
Yes, Stella.
Hey, a friendly face.
a lady yes she's what maybe a lesbian also I think oh oh that's fantastic why
why don't I want a bus one of us how do you get on board I only got one shot or
I'm dead is it like inside the door and up or what there's a side that you just
Jump up to the bunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay
No, like flooded second floor area
The shark is trying very hard to kill me
Was here are you bringing her back? Oh, yeah, I brought it back. I brought it back
She left is she a ghost long story. Well, she is now. I don't know where she went. Maybe she's on her boat
Anyway, nice raft.
She is a lesbian.
Of course she is.
This whole island, this whole ocean is populated by none other.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Apparently there's a utopia we go to.
Swimming in baddies, but we're also baddies, you know?
You know, we're the baddies at the chilies. That's right. That's right
I should wait so what did that tell us what we do now?
Well, we got the blueprint for recycler, I don't know. I think you find another one of those
Recycler could be fucking huge my boy
Have you pretty yeah, I mean, you know how many times I fucking built something I didn't want. Oh, yeah
I know guys I have yeah, I have the new notes it's nice nice a bunch of stuff that I
Really really don't want to read
Yeah, it's kind of so I don't want to read
Like like I'm talking about
Like genuinely so much stuff I'm not gonna read
What do you mean?
I didn't see a code there for a second, it was like 6, 2, 4, 4.
What did you do?
I don't know.
Honestly, the code is gone now.
I don't see a code no more.
What happened to our code?
It takes 2, 0, 4s, put it in the computer.
Oh, apparently there's a...
Maybe we gotta put it in the computer, boys.
Ehh, drop that.
That's probably the quarter again.
The quarter again because only...
I'm the only one that fills up water.
Oh, I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Oh, now we go to the next one, boys.
Alright, I forgot the boat. Come on, boys.
We're moving.
Hmm.
Is that what you wish the blue thing?
I'm going to get you.
This is like a. This is like a
one of those puzzles. You have a
pirate. I'm a pirate puzzle.
I'm a I'm a every on board.
Yes sir. Very well. Very well.
Let's proceed then. This had to
I do not have a lot of money. No, I have no goo. I
Got some goo. I'll make it. I'll make it right now. I think five
Coming right here
Thank you good chair
I'm gonna get his O2 tank now look at this what I just unlocked wait you can hold up
Bunch of water in this. Oh my, I don't know. I'd be like two cars. This is nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's big
Oh, we can fill it with oh you can't fill it with sea water
No, no, you can you can but it's got normal water in it. Then you can't oh I see I see I see okay, okay
Who does this?
All right, we were going towards the new thing. Oh my god, wait it died it died
I
Wish I'm even on half that why I die
You know what was that on half battery
Yeah, have it in my inventory we need I'm no matter. Oh wait. I do a battery that's hanging out. Oh
Thanks boys
We're heading towards it?
What's that blue thing?
Yeah, it's a previous.
Previous who's he doing here?
I'm about sixteen hundred meters away from the next lower island boys.
Now we must survive.
Oh, it's time to get to the end.
Wow, I've never seen this before.
the law. Oh, it's been incredible so far. We know that there's a oil rig. Oh, yes. Yes.
I've got a survivor. No, there's no survivors yet that we know of. There's a ghost. We spoke
to a ghost lesbian and that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
So now what we do is go to the next spot where I can only assume they will be for lesbians.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.
For this journey.
He's a I will get more ice
That sounds like a
Then we'll go
No, I live with other
Be like a strip top on a Tuesday
Oh, yeah, well, I think the tire is bringing us somewhere naughty. I keep changing this and it keeps changing on direction
Oh, this one's food.
Oh, Mr. Manager, my boyfriend's 35 years old, good man, good, I'm bad!
Thank you, my boy, please thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy, good luck, you do good, I'll let you die.
And Mr. Bob Fray, my boyfriend's 35 years old, good man, good, I'm bad.
He was my famous man. He's a piece of advice.
I'm putting the potatoes on the grill.
A little bit of fairness.
Do we need two cups? Or two bottles?
Cheers, y'all.
Oh, cheers, Mr. Happy Bee. Cheers!
yeah I think two bottles one to fill up with shitty water and one to fill up with
good water mm-hmm let's do this idea I gotta I gotta order food before that time
you know that time what I'm a last-time peanut what time the time where they end
Going up going to get high in the parking lot. Oh the McDonald's workers. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm that for me
It's an until about two or three a.m.
It's telling you it's ridiculous
You send the door dash and they go there you can see the car outside the McDonald's and then they sit there for half an hour
And then they just leave because the entire staff is just smoking doobies taking toks off the doorknob
Oh
You know, Amish, too.
Cookin' with gas.
Cookin' with gas.
Hello, Amish.
Got those loud packs at the Big D's.
That's right.
You know, back when I was with Blizzard, we'd have some...
We'd have them by the bags, you know what I'm sayin'?
By the bags.
Ready to roll up.
What's the point to these group prints if they don't get used?
Uh, what do we do to use them?
I mean, like, once you use them, what do you do after?
You throw them away.
Wrap it.
Yeah, if you already have them, just throw them out.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I just toss them because we're not we're not in low on food. I
Know it may seem like the pita peninsula is luxurious and it is and it's fancy. It's amazing
But we don't have a lot of food over here
I'm catching fish
We should want to
These you guys we just get the engine real quick
Yeah, that'll be good. That way we don't have to paddle and bullshit as much. I think I remember getting it
It's pretty good. Yeah guys, we're still 1280 meters away. It's kind of going a little bit slow
I don't have a paddle
But maybe I should
Maybe I should order the food now while while we're paddling
Injients come after a story island. Oh, there's an island pulling up
We're going in the right direction of one. We need to get some more metal. So that's perfect
Okay, that's good that little island we're pulling up on I'll be good boys minus the gooper gets pretty fresh
Goopin put baby put baby
Hmm not opposed to a little bit gooping maybe you said you already get the Lord this game, right? Oh
Yeah, I totally get it. There's like survivors and lesbians and sharks
Oh, yeah, I made a shark
I mean you said that you already did the whole game did you yeah yeah but I was
like fucking six years ago this game is almost as old as day Z it's not that
old it's not that old I know that old the game came out and like the way this
game came out was like in episodes so you get the one big island and like three
months later we get a second island and then four months later we get a
I'm not sure. When I play it,
there was no Laura. It's just
a movie. Come on, Dave. Come
on, Dave. Rio, uh, saying they
released all the content, the
final content in 2023. Is that
where the final boss is? I'm
going to be for this. Wait,
where's the final boss? Where
does that look like? Oh, that
is a big, big, dirty, nasty
It's kind of like a squid, kind of.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We're hitting to that island still, a little one.
We're kind of close, closing in on it.
That's under the line, let me check.
We're still 1,090 meters away.
Can we make a pit stop at this little one?
Up for maybe, for a change.
We need to make a pit stop.
Yeah!
I
Goals attacking you where I'm so quick there
No more cuts for food. Yeah, I should be we maybe we get more crop plots
Well, we wait crowds aren't even guaranteed to give you seeds. Let's have a waste of time
I
Give me that
You we gotta get rich. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna expand the peanut peninsula. I might even make a third floor
Yes, he food. Hmm. We can use to food
Yeah, both I can use some real life. Yeah, I could back in
I'm gonna make a little cop or
I'm making a cut point.
How are we going to run?
These are veils.
Ummm...
Oh!
Fuck, I brought the water.
Shit.
I
Was close get ready to anchor if you could
Yeah, I got an axe you come destroy this bad over here that I miss please yeah, where is it?
It's on top of Peter
Maybe you get the seal
I'm just I'm just grabbing my food real quick damn sharpie again
I'm sorry. What do you want me to break peanut? Just show it to me that ladder right there. Yeah, I got it
You might give me the surprises
I don't see him
Right here, you don't see those no, I know
Hell you put about the put up with the side over here
You gotta close the box you watch you watch
You watch you watch
Everything is closed you guys
Yeah, we're gonna starve. Oh
I'm starving in real life, man. Oh
Wait McDonald's just opened again
Great time, dude
You lucky dog you lucky dog
You're looking out a few two big Macs or just one double Big Mac with a large fries
the two
Max a large fry and a coke
I'm gonna start making chilies we're almost at that point. We're starting to stabilize nine hours later
Are we talking can you stop here stop the book please the anchor down or something?
Try the big arch
There's a big arch where it's at, you guys try the big arch?
I don't know if we have a big arch.
We've got a big bed.
We've got a big bed.
It's attached to my hip, that's right, that's right.
I said it, yeah, insinuating that it's my penis.
That's fantastic, that's great to hear.
Oh, what a splendid, splendid thing to hear.
I was very interested in the status and girth of your penis. Thank you so much for letting us know I appreciate that
Let's get to play some
You finding any mental that's we need both no we need one for our captain's outlook
That's what we need
I'm back. I literally took like three minutes to order food and I didn't order food and I'm dying the game
hungry thirsty like you can't take a fucking break tell me about it tell me
about it yeah try trying solo buddy solo
I'm gonna end thing you with every body buddy I have never seen more rich people
I'm gonna go with the full bowl spray. I'm gonna get like nine chicken sandwiches and
No, no coke. No, nothing. I will we're out of there
You know how big you guys ever had a McGang bang before oh that sounds delicious. Oh that sounds amazing. Oh
My god, you can't walk to it. It's a double cheeseburger with a with a make chicken. Oh that sounds extravagant
exquisite BB money's worth up
Of course it is only for the richest oh boy, it's my mind would never have to buy is such a plan
We gotta get a bit more wood I
Guess any more metal I need you more wood
Yeah, I
Spent it all on the 40 ladders up to the sky
I'm dropping it. I'm dropping. You got some wood? Fantastic. Fantastic. That's great to hear. Oh, wow, that's great to hear. Thank you so much. Where is it, Bibi?
Downstairs. The one in front of the research. Oh, thank you, Mr. Bibi. Oh, you do not know how much you've helped me in this cause. Oh, thank you so much. Let me tell you, let me assure you that what I'm building is completely necessary.
Necessary don't need to worry what I'm building and we could not live without no need to worry
I mean we wait there for a second because you shouldn't be no, of course not you should be people who reach people things, you know oh
When you own that much gold in your life, what is the purpose?
What is it?
To spend it on trivial shit
Cannonball!
We need more planks, Mr. BB. We need more planks immediately.
More planks for more cannonballs, yes.
I will get the planks.
More planks for more cannonballs.
You see what I have done, Mr. BB. Are you impressed?
I am waiting to take my turn and jump on it.
Can I?
Go ahead, go ahead, Mr. BB. Go ahead and it's all yours, Mr. BB.
What is the worst that can happen? Does anybody have to be able to hide?
Is it breaking? Is it breaking?
You got this, BB! You got this!
Believe in yourself!
All right, here we go.
Nuclear bomb!
Mite it, mite it!
Mite it, mite it!
Hiroshima!
You like my form, Hibibi?
My turn, my turn, my turn.
Your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm too concerned.
I'm too concerned.
After you, sir.
I'm going to look for a better law.
Up there, I will look down for it, my turn.
Let me see.
Looking for a couple.
Go ahead, Mr. Hibibi.
Allah, what?
Are peasants allowed on the ladder, the Lord?
perhaps one or two times, perhaps one or two times.
I'll rinse off my feet.
Is there fall damage in this game?
There's not seen any fall damage.
Hold on, let me tell you there's fall damage, let me see.
Let me see here, I don't think there is.
I just dropped from like four ladders, I didn't see that.
Let me see, let me see.
You don't get fall damage, there's very little, it's like only in...
Oh
Yeah, it's like almost died. Oh my goodness
What's your bad?
Yeah, did you see the 80s story boat I built? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I saw that
Yeah, so you can jump off the very roof and you can land on them
It's doesn't a quarter damage so much. Oh quarter perhaps even the time I
I'll be collecting all the resources we need before we go on to the lower island, good chair.
I only got two metal, I really need more, but I'm down to go in and just hit the lower
island.
What?
What?
What?
Reinforcing the boat.
Reinforcing the boat?
Ha!
Such trivial matters do not concern the likes of me and of BB Money's worth.
it. Let us proceed, let us proceed. It is time, it is time to continue our adventure.
We are 895 meters away. Let's go. Let us proceed, let us proceed.
Raise the anchor.
I
Will be chilling at the captain's lookout and maybe can't enjoy me concert. Oh my god
Do we have been Oculus we do not have an Oculus
Well, there's a lot of trash in the ocean over there you see that over there. That's a ton of stuff
What?
Oh.
Do you think we can throw our thing from here?
Yeah!
Wait a minute, can we finish?
Oh, I'm gonna catch a tuna.
As soon as I put my order through it said the store is unavailable.
Perfect, perfect.
Ooh, kind of big.
revolt yeah boys I'm telling you this is not looking good for your boy are you
getting the huggy bounce oh boss yeah yeah how about this let's go in this
That's more violent than that, you can go get some food buys.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, you know what? Yeah, yeah, we can do that. We can do that.
You said there's no fall damage.
There's minimal fall damage. You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Maybe there isn't hardcore, though, like probably a little more.
I definitely took some.
Yeah, it's not much though.
Oh.
the ship of water yeah what I got tons of food now I can use you things we need
We need two more planks boys, we gotta expand the lookout.
Give me that.
Give me that.
I'm grabbing, I'm grabbing.
Look at that thing.
Give me that!
Oh!
Give me that!
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Excellent, we're fine. Excellent, we're fine.
I don't think that I've got potential fish. Oh, I've got two catfish two catfish
With the mother grill oh
Absolutely divine absolutely divine I'm too catfish on each grill what are one catfish on each grill
Yeah, we are hardcore yes, we're on hardcore but the hardest difficulty in the game
oh that's much more spaces there's just so much room for activities now maybe
I've expanded the lookout I've expanded the lookout give me that did you did you
make it higher no I just expanded the platform it hits it hits the lookout
shit's on. Are you making Michael Jackson joke? No, no. No, Michael Jackson joke. No.
Mr. Knott, was the Alahu Akbar joke too much for you? I stray away from that joke specifically.
Yes, yes, of course you have to. You have no to but but I can surely I can do it if I
cannot do it. I think that yes, I think if Twitch QS would allow you to do it perhaps
based on specific factors, that I am not, I am not in, in, uh, in, uh, uh, uh, uh,
allowed to, uh, uh, be an exception for.
I am, no, yes, you know what, I, I, I, I would refrain.
Listen, are you trying to ask a couple questions about getting games?
I don't care.
You know, I, you don't, you don't get, you know, I, I am not afraid for myself.
find the trade for you that is why I'm asking you don't worry about me but
so you don't worry about me but oh in that case the next time I don't qualify
with you it even works okay all right sounds like a plan
I'm being told Domino's is open till three in the morning is that all that
sounds absolutely divide absolutely divide absolutely divide that would be a
a quick grab there, but just maybe a quick grab.
Oh, okay.
In that case, I can keep going.
I can keep going, but I do have to order it.
Hold up now.
It was in 15 minutes.
Well, hold up.
I could use some, I could use some dama.
I got some food coming too.
Wouldn't you like me to make you an oxygen bottle?
I'll just go fuck myself, man.
That don't sound like a good plan.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on, how much does this game respect the stability of structures?
Oh, you can keep going.
You can keep going for a while.
Well, no, I know, but like, like, what, like, you know, like, I would need more support to build
more floors like what if I built the support beam on a floor directly below the floors I'm trying to support does it respect
that that obviously shouldn't fucking work or does it allow me to go straight up I think you just keep going straight up from what you're doing
no that's not me let me hold on let me try it we just try what I'm thinking here this shouldn't work what I'm doing here doesn't make sense and should not work
I
Okay, this should not allow me to build another floor it does. I mean it has no respect for it. Okay. All right
All right, all right, pretty nice pretty nice
Okay, okay
Really nice really nice. I have to see the water
Oh, I'm so quenched right now. Oh, I see the next one guys. I see the next one. We're here. We're here
Hey
Where's it right there on the horizon? I turned the screen a little bit. I won't read there
Um, like your direction the direction you're going right? Yeah, I see it. I see it. Yeah, I see it nice
Oh, yeah, oh, what the hell is it?
No, you know the moon you can't wear. Oh, you can't oh good heavens very cool
Found the moon. Yeah, this is this is looking big. Yeah, it's part of the lore. Oh, that's definitely part of the lore
Hmm
I'm being told we may need weapons in armor for this
That's not true, no they're lying, that's not true, no they're lying, that's not true,
no they're lying, that's not true, they're lying, no they're lying, that's not true,
Oh, they're lying.
Open an armor out for the peasants.
We do not need such interview.
We will use diplomacy to take down whatever foe we come across.
And if that does not work, we will offer them our buttholes
as a sacrifice.
What say you, gentlemen aboard?
Sounds like a reasonable option.
I am ready to move forward.
Venture for escape. Run it.
I
This is take some type of wreck to vote
Where was a cruise ship? Yeah, where oh? Oh, see that
BB money's worth ha ha ha one of your 27
Yachts you must have left in here
Hopefully not the one with hand to virus on it. No, that is far too small
Should have known is this the support yacht from one of your yachts? Yes, this is the one we take whenever the other one crashes. Oh
Mr.. Hibibi buddies with I should have down
Let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed
Good day, guys
probably boys there might be a lot of
loot on here be careful of the hentai virus
if you see an octopus don't have sex with
it I'm on the shoot it up that'll happen
he's already too far gone to be stay
away from him I heard from the captain
we're heading for one of the high-rises
down south I can only hope you come to
your sense of some kind of crowbar you knew the city was a failure
driven you always have to be so stubborn I need room man why use the crowbar
tactic oh my god guys there's someone sitting here holy shit got the anchor
Yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Good call.
Is it?
Oh, is it?
No, it's guys!
I'm going to attack!
I'm going to attack!
By what?
Some type of bull rat!
Bull rat dog guy!
You got a spear?
You got a spear?
Now a spear?
No, you don't!
I got rid of spear!
Ah!
Hey!
Jesus Christ.
Did you see that thing?
I'm contracting the anti virus!
Keneche war!
Stay back!
Stay back I don't want it! Thank you!
Where are you guys at?
I'm eating a potato on the boat, Barleson.
I'm ready to eat as well, and then I'm coming.
I'll come right now.
then I'm gonna come right now I found some leftovers oh she'd be right there
you want them oh this is lavish she'd be right person I need some days she'd be
good shit she'd be she'd be right place him oh there's something in here I'm in
the engine or peanut. Oh, I'm just gonna lock him in there. Be a blue key, guys. Be a blue
key. Okay. Oh, Jesus. Blue car key, blue car key. Oh, I found the red key. Score. I think
I killed him. He's dead. He's dead. I got him. That's blue car key, blue car key, blue car
Oh right here peanut bolt cutter it says oh, yeah, we got me that one about
He'd be at the base of the boat
Yeah, I'm inside like the engine room or something
Got another note
very nice
No space for supplies
I
Want to let school wires one line of one gas take one bullet
Okay, bullet. We definitely don't have I'm in the water
Oh, you did you want to come back to me
And let me grab five mechanical parts to do this mind
We'll find one mechanical part score which floor are you on? I was Mr. MVP
I'll tell you I have 40 I have 40 scrap of me. No, don't
Where'd you find it? Everywhere. They were all the rooms. Hey, I'm listen. I'm use the bolt cutters guys go to that last room
It tells you what you need
Use the bolt cutters on it. Yeah, I think that's where your key is. I'm assuming
Oh nice, use some stuff.
I'm over to the blue door, I'm over to the blue door, go that way.
The crew doesn't listen to me.
I'm shocked, brother.
I'm shocked by their untusiply nature.
I am
The full bar up here you can't just fire them we're out that see hunger you were brought to keep the engines
Romani one four digit code
Get out do your job
I got another botanical pod.
Yeah, we got three so far, I think.
Give me that chopper juice.
Oh my god, I just got a longer food bar.
Holy shit.
Score.
Oh, he occurred.
We got another spot. I think I found the last room
Guys you gotta get that four digit code for the save
Yeah, oh my god, I know four digit code. I got it
Come come come come got mechanical parts
I've already made progress on their training with you have ice
Yeah, you know come on in a baby come on
What is 5?
You know, where are you?
I'm on the second floor in the Captain's Court.
Oh, I found a keycard, I found a keycard!
Nice, I don't want to use that.
Oh, I know the Red Bull Board!
Run!
Where do I use that key code?
I know where to use the keycard.
It's in the shape of the Captain's Court, guys.
Oh, I got a green key.
Yeah, I'm in here right now.
Oh, the green key goes up here? I use it, I use it.
I use your green key, I use your green key.
I don't know where everybody is, but I'm looking for stuff.
Yeah, just pick it up.
Oh, I'm on the line.
I'm on the line, boys.
Oh, my goodness.
We're making big progress.
We're making big progress.
Big progress, you boys.
Big progress.
You're the light, folks.
Honey!
Lord of, you're powered!
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Got a little rat, folks.
What do they got on them?
A little meat.
We're on the inside of the room you're running around.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crepe peanut.
I got the crate peanut.
Yeah.
Open up the next, uh, the next one.
Kill this thing.
We need one bomb.
How do you have it?
Why do you ask me if I have the bomb?
Orphi, do you have it?
Orphi, do you have it?
Does anyone have it?
Oh, let us just ask the Lebanese guy.
No, I don't see it.
It's me.
Does it mean have?
Does it mean have?
There's a bike.
I don't see it.
It's me.
We have it.
I'm not a bomb.
OK, OK.
I said, OK, let's go back to the captain's quarters
and unlock the safe with the four code.
Oh, one car check.
One car check.
One bomb.
Take that.
Monkey Ramp Mole
Take that
Get puttyed on
As I so go back to the ship real quick and make some storage boxes we have too much shit
Yep, let's do it. Let's do it here
on my way only one pool on the yacht have to be money's worth
but baby's money where there's so rich he has a pool in his pool
I got some hinges I think yeah I got a hint I'm gonna make one of the large boxes
I have a pool and inside that pool there is a yacht and on that yacht there is a pool
And inside that pool there is a smaller yacht and this keeps going and going and going until there is a little boat in a small little pool.
Oh, what is this?
Amateur hour?
That is the poorest thing I have ever heard in my entire life, the BB Money Quirt.
I have
a pool
that's in another pool.
That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That's in another pool. That
Is that the poor talk hippie-bee money's worth?
No, no, no.
If you do not have 43 pools all within inside each other
with a yacht in each one, then you simply have no class.
You simply have no class.
He's got you.
Yeah, I think it's.
Oh, what?
Oh!
You have to make sure you say the amount of yacht
you have within the pool.
I have 45 yachts.
Okay, okay, this mole guy is being off area in time.
I got electrical wires and a node.
I'm taking a nap in the water,
just on the back of the boat to the left side of the boat.
It's time to act.
They're just trying to steal life, aren't you mad?
I gave you a chance to live.
Now we have to protect ourselves from them.
I got the bullet! I got the bullet! I got the bullet!
We will use the lurkers to suspect the recruits.
I believe they're confident.
You and me won't happen.
I'm dealing with the same issues on my phone.
Same issues.
Oh, I promised them.
Oh my, I didn't even get to tell you.
I think they could bring me one of these ridiculous lurkers.
I haven't.
Can I get a pickpocket?
A little pickpocket?
Are you dead?
Yeah, I'll get it.
I'm by the boat on the back.
I'll get him, I'll get him, I know where you are.
Just to see if he's got him.
Who do you think?
I'm gonna go check if we have enough of that thing in the back.
Oh, I got enough of that thing in the back.
Oh, shit.
Do you have enough of my thing in the back?
Oh, I did, I got the bomb, I got the bomb!
And I got the car jacker!
okay all right you take the car jack you take the bomb I am I'm better to take
it yes of course we go when you like the car jacket
the beef no the bomb I would take the bomb I'm more comfortable with a little
more familiarity. It feels more natural to me, come on.
Is that, are you like a technician or something? You can't explain exactly why. You're a little
more comfortable than the boss. He's an engineer.
You know back in the day, my father would tell me stories about him and my uncles playing
hot potato with a lime grenade for fun on the mountains of Lebanon. Just for fun, to
Have a good time because they were
Hey, oh that's it. They did not have video games like us. Oh
Just had bombs. Oh
So this is my blood to pass around bombs for fun. Oh
Oh, she's for like family bonding
Family bonding. Oh, that's incredible. That's so great. Yeah. I'm using the contract. I'm using the contract
Hey, cheers you guys.
Hot cheers boys, cheers!
Yeah, let me push the boy.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Cheers boys, cheers!
Cheers!
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Thought a crate. Oh, I've got two metal spears, a bolt and a glass and a note.
Cities in the blue. Calling the cost of the project's realization for the line criminal and its scope outraces at least.
Despite vocal opposition, the Flankton Cities project does not appear to be slowing down any interest.
To be right more according to former general or the Wilkes-Rums later state
No, they're of the strain this person never the last I'll open up the bottom door
We must be the top
When further asked about floating city projects
We were able to
Yeah, I
Think this is the final part of the story right here boys. I'm in the captain's quarters
I found a steering wheel blueprint and I know oh we add an engine
Yes, that's good
That is the next step. You have any food here. Mr. Boss. Yeah, I'm yourself big box go for it
we're cooking now what we're cooking now I'm fishing up the store so far from
the end I just mean like the end of this whole thing not the other game
All right, I think we're done here boys.
That's it?
That's it?
Let's go over what we learned.
I think we got to go back to the ship.
Yeah, you got to bring him back to the ship and put in research.
Let's go over what we learned.
This is a boat.
There was a crew on the boat.
One of them.
The
Are you talking lore right now you're talking more. Yeah, that way we can stay up to date
It was a captain who thought his
His crew was completely incompetent
Now let's think about the lore of the boat we just found
So there was also a crew on this one and we found a series of notes and
And there was also a captain, and he said his crew was also completely incompetent.
He was very angry.
And that's why he had sex with a mole, and made mole rat-like mole rat monkey guys.
Entombed and that's why they're all infested over the ship
It's about they're mutating
I think that's what happened here so the crew was incompetent he was angry the crew
And then he made the the muted
small rucky mats
You did the bold won't monkey bad
That grabby it was it what does that leave us I don't know I
Don't know I don't know what that means to the plot at all
How does that connect to the first thing at all guys? How does that connect to the first thing at all?
Do you need to worry like do you?
do you really need to understand the lore or do we just have to deliver the lore?
I got the people who are playing the game, dude.
Wait guys, we need to go to the roof.
Also, apparently I don't think we used the bullet.
No, we did use the bullet.
No, I remember using the bullet.
But wait guys, how do we get to the roof?
We can't jump on each other, right?
Uh, that's...
I don't think so.
How do we get to the roof like that?
Um, it looks like a big pyramid, so I assume there's just a staircase going along.
Like, you just keep going, progressing up the stairs.
Yeah, I'll come back in if you want.
I think we need to go from the outside, not the captains' quarters.
Did you ever use that code? Remember there was a four-digit code?
Yeah, we used that road digit code, yeah.
We also used the bullet.
Yeah, we used the bomb.
We used everyday.
Everyday. Okay.
Do we have any items left? Any war-lamps? Like, war-lamps left or no?
I don't think so, but I don't know how to check.
Well look in your inventory and see if you have any kind of we solve a recorder one off I have biofuel
I don't know that's something and I think that's fuel for the boat for the engine. Yeah fuel for the boat
I'm not sure
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get to the roof all of my buggy ladies are telling me go to the room
Yeah, you're probably right.
Were you missing though? We got the engine, which is like exactly what we want.
Yeah, the engine is the big thing to get there, if I recall.
I'm about to run out of water. Can you bring a little bit of water?
Yeah.
I'm gonna fill her up, boss.
Thank you, boss.
I'll fill her up, boss.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
But, I'm not the type to leave the other side of the filter empty, so I'm gonna fill it up before I come.
Yeah, I don't know if you get to the roof
Well, where you are right now
You know
You don't think I could get to the roof. I don't think so
Listen, I have the paper. I got the paper to do it
Coming in. Are you sure you can get up there? Don't forget who got the bomb there for you
you. Lock 30 FPS and jump up there. I don't know why it works. Are they meta gaming as
fuck right now? Wait a second. What the fuck is going on? Wait a second. Lock FPS, go into
the fucking 80 files, switch jump mode to extra. I locked it 30 FPS. I'm out of water
though so might not work you bring me some water I've got a lot of 30 okay I'm
gonna die there's rad I've been trying to come all night much just on my I'm on
my way come I've got a lot of 30 FPS
oh kill us thing we're gonna be killed
I actually just realized I have this game locked on 60 FPS and it's a die-fucking-died
I'm 140
oh my god that is way fucking smoother holy shit
oh my god I can't believe I had a lot
so why not
well alright I'll drop it can you see it
yes sir I can thank you Mr.
I was taking this whole time. I've always been able to see your items. Here you go
That's good. I'm good. I'm good. All right. Let me lock into 30 fbN's
There's no way we're doing this gotta be another way. That's that's what I've heard that. Oh my god. It worked
That's so crazy
Wow, I'm locked at 144 and I still got out there with these items look look look look those items I can see a crate
got him I don't think I can get up that's it that's it it's all it's all it's all you got it
yeah we got one biofuel out of that and that's pretty good no it's not good enough man
they have us locking they have those you're locking FPS for biofuel you have it you gotta
research the biofuel apparently yeah yeah all right all right we all look we
make biofuel if she would bodies what if we just keep killing ourselves or
reviving ourselves and chopping ourselves up cooking with gas
like a fire gas on rust oh yeah oh yeah oh I found another mechanical part what's
this needed to die I don't think it matters anymore oh I think we have all
that stuff right did we use that I think we use already right I'm researching
the oh I got another one too what that'll maybe I can research it dude I
think that's what it's for and hold up wait no no no we cuz you actually don't
get the physical item wait I I remember where in the thing I remember let me
go check it we already get it all the people I can't research the biofuels
bullshit why not it just doesn't it just stupid it don't let man boss there's no
item to research right it's just like a lore item yeah it's just nothing I looted
it wasn't my inventory I've got a biofuel in my inventory okay maybe we need to
research that one that mechanical parts speak to not though yeah we already did
Okay, the mechanical part, yeah, that's nothing, that's nothing.
Yeah.
Alright, let's leap!
Hollow B-Boy, Hollow B-Boy.
Oh, I got a silver LJ too, I don't know, this thing's supposed to be super rare.
I do have to pronounce all guy.
L-Guy?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
LJ?
Yeah.
L-G.
Al-Al-Alfantwa.
I like LJ.
Mm-hmm.
Alfantwa.
Mm-hmm Alphonse, wow
You code in the book for computer where look yes, so much
Thanks boys
Just sit on a little seaweed over there I got a new code no seaweed for this guy no seaweed
Oh, but this guy I see where he goes crazy
Boom, oh, we got a big spot boys nice and proceed
Check it you guys have no seaweed, huh?
Oh no, ma's
Oh no, ma's
Yeah, it's all about a new friend Strigas
Who make the art?
Boys, I heard they did an unannounced update. Was that good?
Do something crazy what's with that update? Did they do something crazy? Oh?
Hmm, no
No, you're really
The out of the trader
Damn, so good
You guys
Well, there's a whole side of liquor and there's no McDonald's in sight but an anti-tool inside our P
What was my hand is suffering? Hey guys, where's my engine at?
I think we got to make it fuck you got to research it man. Fuck. Yeah. No, no, I see it
I see it right now. I mean we guys we should make the recycling there it is. I just I just got it
engine and
Captain's wheel. Tell me you
Know you're lying. I just did it. I'm gonna make one of your life
Doing it. I liar
We need metal
Metal and ever did yeah metal and that's it metal and wood one circuit board for metal ingots
I'll make the circuit board right now
Need the ingots and need the planks then we have it. I've got them both in the hinges
Okay, cool. Yeah, I got the rest for the steering wheel as well
So we just need we need to hit one of those little islands and just get a bunch of metal cook it and we're good
Get this a computer ship in here
I'm fainting bow some faith you guys ready to take off are we good yeah we're gonna go
yeah we're gonna go mm-hmm just to beat this sir the guys we put the steering wheel on top of
the giant tower. Yeah, that'd be
cool. Tom Cruise told me to ask you to give a moment to hear about the good word about
our lord and savers. I think the engine has to be put on the edge, by the way, and we
need to read the sign. I heard he's a man of great power. And Tom Cruise was excellent
It's gone
Yeah, you put the engine in the center of the boat so we can just build around it
I can I can reinforce these two. I can't remember any movie to which it but I remember watching movies
I can't break chilies anymore. Wait a minute. Oh, he was so amazing. Oh
Is that where all our metal went?
Guys, I wonder if I
Wonder if Tom Cruise was worse at
Being in movies there would be less people that converted to his religion
you need is a specific conversion to religion good at acting in movies ratio
like one to two I think I think you're right I think you're right if he was a
little less famous yeah imagine if he was like an idiot and ugly you think
that you'd have like half as many Scientologists like any and if he's a
pretty handsome guy and he's good at acting as pretty handsome yeah for a guy
who stands five to I would fuck this shit out of it that's right your devious
dog oh is he married to I don't think you can fuck him though you made that
girl from uh what's that show called with the river or lake no i'm going to get off this
i'm recently in cabrera fiddlish fosters creek the girl from godson's creek you know that broke
up like 90 years ago fosters creek you i've been watching this news show oh wait i just realized
oh my god the finale is no longer yeah i'm not at all my bungalows they're about to leave as soon
As soon as I say this, oh, I shouldn't even say it.
Oh, I just realized, but let me say,
the Emmett to me, I would say it for you.
Oh, no, I just remembered the finale of a show came out today.
Oh, as soon as I say it, they're gonna remember it,
I'll leave, oh, oh, they're gonna leave me,
they're gonna leave me, oh, oh, oh.
What is it?
What is it?
Oh, it's already too late, it's the boys.
Oh, the finale is out right now,
it just came out in two hours, oh,
They're gonna leave all they're gonna leave me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I shouldn't have even mentioned it
Oh, you know, uh, you know, I know I know love sausage in real life. Who's love sausage?
Can you put in a good word for me my chance? Yeah, wait, can I meet snake penis?
I genuinely think that a lot of my speakers put it in my mouth, put it in my mouth sticking
so far now that comes up my butthole I have a pink sock and I start gyrating
I will let him know thank you thank you thank you I want that guy to wrap that
thing around my way so many times I convert to Scientology let him know
that verbatim you would want him to wrap it around your neck oh my goodness
A dream come true.
Take that, son!
Oh, I killed him! Oh my god!
Alright, here we go. We definitely need more goo to make the...
SCOOOR!
I got the goo. I got the goo.
Alright, we need four goo. Two metal ingots.
We just need metal. I already looked through it. We need lots of metal.
We need to hit one of those little islands and get all the metal.
Get some real food.
There you go. Take some goo.
All good to go now.
You ready?
Oh, we head towards the thing.
You guys didn't even let the fucking yacht yet
That was going on stuck. There's the goop right here. BB. I'll put it in the middle
Third box third box. There's some good
There for you, okay
You can ranch rap is arrived, and I must go and click this
What are the odds like that apple is really good, but it's just
Chicken ranch wrap with some poutine and nice tall cold coke.
Where are you to eat poutine?
Oh, you can eat it.
We need to fill up the water.
Can you use your bottle to eat?
I bought a full of good water.
I've been out of water.
I've been filling it up for a fucking day right now.
And then three days.
Fuck you.
By the way, I also have a recipe for a mushroom omelet.
You would think it would just be eggs and mushroom, but it's truly eggs, mushroom, and potato.
Guys, this is just not working for me.
I'd have to go pick this shit.
Hey man, I got an achievement for dying 25 times.
Congratulations!
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I guess I don't need that water-
STEEK-A-DAG!
STEEK-A-DAG!
STEEK-A-DAG!
Alright, alright, alright
I don't know if this water be ready or done.
Uh, I think it takes like a couple of minutes, boss.
oh this is such a piece of music small boat we were just about to land where
oh he was insulting us oh he was insulting us calling our boat slow
i have returned to my house and i am appalled at what i was oh my god
oh he was i thought he spotted one
Now what now all happened that shit that shit that shit I'm getting racist
after a nice back can't be racist on an empty stomach but I really gonna drop one of these
I was thinking about actually a lot a lot more serious than I thought I was gonna be
Mm-hmm
Slur week oh, perhaps we do a specialty a slur week a week of nothing a slur month
Yeah, what if we just do a slur year?
Think about a slur economy. Fuck it. Let's just say slur it's forever
Think about the slur economy you lose its meaning. That's true. You have to keep the slur economy
Because if you if you say too many slurs it inflates the slur economy and then they mean nothing anymore
I mean, I mean I'll be saying
but in reality it's
As if I said nothing at all. I mean
We cannot let that happen. You gotta hit it at the perfect time.
Yeah, slur and demand. Slur and demand. Slur and demand. Slur and demand.
Slur, slur, and demand. Slur, and demand.
Exactly, exactly. Slur, and demand. You're right, right, right.
It's the man
We're still on track
Are we out of wood there's no nothing out here, I've got three wine
Join me mr. Hibby let us look down upon
fetus peasants worth from a high angle shall we mr. Hibby money's worth
You can look down and see me eating this. Oh my god, everybody's worth you push me to my dad
Perhaps if you were richer mr. Not you would not drop beneath my feet that way we look down upon peanut
I mean that beat it. I mean fetus fetus fetus
He just passes where I cannot even see him. He is so small look at him twirling
look at him doiling look at the filthy lives in scum scum oh my goodness my
goodness chilies is opening soon I could not imagine living in such fashion
mr. he'll be buddies with I would not oh I would not even call it fashion my
friend well we have used two of the last three planks we had on repairing with
the shock just to broke god damn it we need some blanks ASAP I need six planks
to make the cooking pot so that we can eat once a day and not be nice wait is
Yeah
You guys don't we need the engine yeah, we need both we need to this island we get everything there, okay?
That's what do we worry about food in real life. What is that?
Real life is it
Is it important are you fucking eat it virtual reality reality?
I
Mean in front of my empty stomach. I can hear you munching down on that. What I got a chicken ranch wrap. I got a burrito
I got poutine. I got sweet potato fries
Wrapping around the deal
Goddamn you guys get a little upset when you're angry, huh?
Yeah, sometimes I like to see if I can knowledge in my mushroom camp
I've been able to bounce a dime, but I've not been able to bounce anything larger.
You are a master.
You are a master.
Master.
It sounds like the rich folks are getting a little envious of the common man with the
rich rap.
No, no, no, no, no.
We are not concerned with your mortal trickin' rap.
We are feasting on catfish, sushi, shark, chicken.
You have it all over here. You have it all.
This is an integral dive. We need metal.
That's all we need. Metal.
Hold on. Hold on. We need legs.
Don't forget planks.
I'll get the planks. I got the axe.
Oh, here you go. You...
You're just trying to steal the planks.
Drop the anchor!
How'd you get it? How'd you get it?
I have to be money's worth of you trying to steal our planks.
I'm going for the planks. I'm going for the metal. I'm going for all the good things.
I mean, I'm really money's worth of you taking our planks. He's taking our planks.
They're our planks. They're for everybody.
Communist
Little slow oh
I'm gonna die
Stolen from you ha ha ha ha ha ha fetish the peasants with I'm stolen from it
We need six blanks I have five blanks
I have five floating stuff anymore. You notice that I have those
Be since we're too good and sir
It's concerning. It's concerning
All right, let's head to the point
You're gonna say that that chicken ramp has changed my life
Yeah, I found all the metal I found the metal we need is so bad. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming
Lots of metal right here copper, too
I'm coming I'm coming I found some sand that was much that's not what you had
sand we need metals specifically metal oh see it right on here in the
extremities see your map you know we're right down here right down here we're
Where are they?
Oh shit, they're dropping too.
Where?
He's floating.
Score!
Maybe I made out big, I made out big.
I stole from...
If he just...
You steal it.
It's between stone and...
and I'm...
I
Am dead taking enough in the water
I'm coming boss. Don't you worry. I'm a coming
Thank you here. I got you
Hold on. Hold on. See I have three metal ingots. How I have that. Oh nice. I'll be from one of those boxes
I think
I'm one shot. This is all this might be on you. You know, oh, there's three
I'm low on health, but I'm shaved on the boat. Is everybody okay?
No, no, no, we're like
Where are you? Where are you? He's in my arms. I've got him to safety in the arms of the poor guy
Shut up!
Bad fetus!
Tell you fucking bastard!
I will lay you in our bed fetus.
Prepare to feel the sensation of 10,000-stitch Egyptian cotton on a waterbed made of gold.
I promise, dear...
Oh, is this twin? Oh my god, I can actually stretch my legs.
I've used all the wood I got from the island. I'm prepared to go night one lap
What
Stop it
Are you dead too? I'm dead. Oh my god
Everybody's won't save me first save me first
Maybe buddy's worth put me back in our bed with the 10,000 sticks and chips and cotton. I would not make in this scum
dirty
if you're on the bed be what I'm gonna need to I'm gonna need to get me in that
bed balls on me every time I try and get you in that bed
What the fuck is going on?
Back to the pre-definition now, quickly!
Are we moving?
Oh no, we hit the 7a again.
The boys are fighting back, they're retaliating!
Get up quick, get up quick!
I got nothing, I got nothing.
No, I was just-
Oh, leave me, please.
God, yeah.
Haha.
You must keep them in line.
You must keep them in line.
Alright, let's go to the next stop, right?
No, it's not right.
That was so good.
Yeah, no.
We gotta hit this little island, I think, a little harder too.
Don't we?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we already got all this stuff.
Don't you worry, boys.
Oh, I see stuff floating, finally.
You see it to the right
Chili's I would yeah
We do it from here on out the chili side of the boat like we're standing is 12 o'clock, so
No, no way. No way Peter Panigilla is 12 o'clock
So I just be like
That'll be a lot of heat o'clock eight o'clock eight o'clock
Eight o'clock a baby
All right, how do we get out of here? We don't we have to go towards the thing
This is a ladder down or the sorry the anchor so the anchors I got no no I mean we just go to get some ties
I'm going back the other way
We are moving slowly. But surely.
We're getting secured at least.
You know I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna be like,
The demon is back! The demon is back!
I'm gonna make that engine for us.
Which one do you guys want first? The engine or the other one?
I think we need both, right?
I think we need both, yeah. Let's make the engine.
Let's make the engine.
Yeah, come on.
I
We worried even the engine we need
I'm cooking it right now. I got to be happy. I got to be happy
The red
In the peanut peninsula it is much safer than your scum
We don't want the carbon monoxide fumes sticking up the chilies. Okay, this is carbon monoxide is good for the environment
and they lie to you.
Also, it's good for you as well.
That's right.
Kirk is a lying, scaring bitch.
If you ever feel a little lightheaded,
just hop when it comes out of your muffler,
and you'll get...
you'll feel much better.
You're beating me.
Certainly when I get up there,
there will be water.
Certainly there will be water.
It's just a little bit of water.
A little bit of water for your body.
I'm gonna get water.
I'm out here being cared for by the cops.
He's just beating the salt water.
You have a hungry bouch.
I'm a hungry bouch. I'm hungry.
How about we fill it back up for the boys? I'm hungry bouch. I'm hungry.
You see a pattern here, baby?
And this is why the chilies stand strong.
I got another metal engine for you boss. You know, I've got one biofueler
Oh, do we research that at all or no? No you can't. I put it in at the research button drag
It's you only get one biofuel and you have to find the rest because stupid bullshit is that we've been playing
oh shite you played for seven and a half hours and we found fucking one of these
are you so dead serious we need a 20 plates making them I think in the
future I think we need to get the thing that makes
Watch out!
Oh, look at that!
Run for your life!
Oh, yeah.
That's Bobby's back!
Yo, guys, we need planks.
That's all I need to make the engine.
I got everything else.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So you can't have it?
Yeah.
But you can make them after a while.
I'll tell you what I need.
Listen.
Me?
Listen, not quite.
If it's either I take ten minutes to go make corn dogs in the air fryer,
or I do not eat for at least another four hours until the restaurant is open again
do not eat for another four hours
I'm starving as well I am starving as well
yes you need some order mcdonalds anytime you want
yeah I do fuck you
I got a burrito
this is what our founding fathers wanted for us
They wanted some random guy to bring us McDonald's burgers at 2.34 in the morning.
That's what manifestation was all about.
Do what I say, do what I say, do what I say.
I'm in Canada and I'm the one who's got food.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm so sorry about that.
Yeah, true.
I'm trying to change that.
I'm moving in seven days and my fridge is fucking empty. All I got is
Where are you moving to? I'm moving to the states?
I'm moving to Toronto.
Oh God.
You're moving from Canada to Canada?
Yes, from Canada to Canada, yeah.
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you move to the best country God ever created?
Listen, I need a wife. I need a wife. I need a good lady.
You know what I'm saying? I need a good lady.
You're not going to find that in Toronto, my friend.
What the hell kind of shit you've been told but that is the way to run up for a wife
That is the worst place on the planet. You can find a way
Can't just move to the U.S. anymore, but you need a way you need a wife to move to the U.S.
You have lost your mind my friend
What do you mean wait why not are you ugly? Yeah, it's not that easy
No, I tried to do it too. It's not that you need to get married
So I find myself well why not just be born here woman
Well, you see some of us aren't that lucky you need a man to get pregnant and then you just move in with
I am not the only one who's playing that guy.
I am not.
Jeez!
Guys, we still need those planks.
I can't make the ends until I get them planks.
That's all I need.
Also, talking about it live on stream is probably not the best call.
That's a good idea.
You should tell them exactly when your flight is and when you're moving.
My plan is to find a nice little Southern American woman.
You know, Canada is oil.
And no kidding.
What is this?
What is this?
What are in the US?
In the US.
Well, you're literally moving to the asshole of Canada to find a wife.
What are you doing, man?
No, no, no, no.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
No, no, no.
Listen, I want a little, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little something to Canada.
We got someone from the US.
You need some bad Latina, man.
You're mixed up.
They're going to Chile.
I'll show you the way.
Got you
Yeah, Chilly says all the Latina baddies that's that's where you that's where you got to go
I'll help you if you don't be you get me 17 planks. I will find you a wife of E.B. Okay
Do you take the deal boys that's a good deal? That's a good deal
Get more planes. Where do we get more? Oh, I don't know where everything is
We're just like floating in the ocean here. Yeah, buddy. I don't know what you do
You should move to the United States. It's like ten times cooler
Right. All right. So in order to move to the United States now, I need to marry a
United States
Well, wait, we genuinely what are you and I get married?
You can get married
I think he's like just we just I think I think you have to have a little just a little bit of gay sex just a little bit
Oh, I will I would I am willing to do that for you
Yes, I would be willing to do that for 100 or 500 fun sex sessions and you will have your citizenship
That I can profit you yeah instead of saying peanut is your guy and I should just say peanut is your gay
I don't know where the first
set of gate from anyway.
It was not the proposal.
Everyone relaxed.
We'll eventually get some words.
Are you sure you want to move to a country where the hockey team made some good?
Are you talking about US?
easy.
He's giving us one year.
Yeah, so basically, we won.
Enjoy it.
It was a blowout.
I had watched, but I would have to assume it was a blowout.
Probably, what, 10 to 1?
How are hockey points scored?
Is it 1 point each?
Is it like field goals?
One goal.
It was probably 10 to 1, if I had to guess.
Guys, what was the score of that game?
What was the score?
What was the score of that game?
I found the flotsam.
I fell on the floor, so thank god.
One of us is still in this place.
101, obviously.
Obviously, 101.
We beat Canada with 101 there could be,
and you would not like to move to the United States?
Lock it, gentlemen.
If I could do it, I would live in Chicago.
Your hockey teams are 70% Canadian.
Our math teams are 70% Asian.
He said it, I mean, they're still American.
There's still Americans. That's not how that works. They're still my he said that I did there's still Americans
Am I right boys? Am I right?
That's right
I just want to live next to my niece
What's a niece again? That's like your sister's
daughter, right
Sister or brother or or sister or brother's daughter. Yeah, I was getting confused with all the sags
I and uncle is what uncle is? Is it uncle just like somebody you choose and you just choose him?
No, I mean, I guess it depends on your culture. I don't get to choose mine
I'm pretty sure where I where I live you just kind of choose a guy
Yeah, I mean that's that's
What's the technical definition of an uncle that's your that's your brother's
dad right that's your dad's brother your brother's dad your brother's dad is
your dad
Hello folks.
Where you right?
Where you right?
Where you right?
Where you right?
Hi.
Hello folksy.
Okay.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Hi.
Where you right?
Where you right?
Where you right?
Right.
No, there's no x-rays point disability stuff.
Time for you to have the fucking chat.
We need more frags, by the way.
Ability.
Yeah, I got them.
One of us is still in this.
All right.
Look where I'm at.
Oh, yeah.
I'm fucking pulling up water.
All right.
We got an island. We need to hit that island.
Fuck yourself.
I'm trying to get this engine, all right?
Fuck yourself. Die.
You guys can smell a fork.
We are 1000 meters away. I'm turning the sail, and we're sailing towards that.
Are we still fucking going?
Please, the boat.
That's because his pussy keeps fucking turning our sails up.
We are going to fucking die.
If you do this, I am.
Guys, guys, listen.
Maybe genuinely genuinely genuinely generally generally what can I do to convince you to come to the United States instead of moving?
That's someone else in Canada. I want to be in Chicago
Chicago in the United States
What's to be in Chicago? I want to go to Chicago
I
I want to live in Oblox dude all my fucking homies. I want to do hoodwrestling with my homies in Chicago
I won't lie that is pretty fine in Oblox, but what about when you have to shut them down?
You know I'm a dumb butt
I'll go to the suburbs
You want to go to Toronto for a wife and then move to Chicago?
I am not going to Toronto for a wife. I'm going to Toronto
I'm going to Toronto to be able to order a fucking McDonald's at 340 in the morning
The dream the dream and dream that's why I want to be in Toronto, and then I want to go to Chicago
To be in Chicago
Just eat all the fucking food bro
Yeah, we're gonna have food. There's no there's no wood. There's no wood
Oh, I'm looking at you keep steering away from the one. I've been saying for ten minutes
Look at it. It's off the side of the boat
I
Will be go ahead and prepare you for Chicago heavy-beat die die die die
If you had a gun, I would believe you
If you had a gun, I would believe you
I hold up wait, but we have guys we have to go this way stop
Alright, just just dock at this island or something. Let me get some wood
Put the sail up imagine playing Pokemon go in Chicago. That's high
What life, bro, that's it
I'm just big right here
I have never felt safer than when I was in Chicago
What did you go for that my rack? No kidding
It was a safe place until you guys went there. Okay. Hey, we need oil or whatever. I don't know
I really don't see beds.
I really don't see beds.
I really don't see beds.
It is necessary to keep the price down on the floor.
Oh yeah.
Otherwise we'd spend, how would you drive a Dodge Ram without the Iraq Oil?
That's true, that's a good point.
That's a good point.
Gentlemen, I would just like to let you know
you've left me stranded on an island here.
I need you to come back.
We're never going to make it to the lower island
if you guys keep ficking around.
I'm getting stuck to get a spare
I am working so many parts of my fucking house over here
Yeah, and we need to hear that vote of the boys came out
That is true. That is factual the other day. I
Don't watch TV. You ever been to Chicago though
Alive so that's it. It's the question
They have the headquarter of McDonald's, you know, oh there's you can go. Yeah, you can go
and like try out they'll have like different
the headcruiser make a dollar
yeah different different I'm genuinely gonna die like I need you guys to stop
moving I'm gonna die
I'm getting rolled by attention that's where the headcruiser make a dollar
yeah how do I how do we find you
Fetus turn around look at the island that you're driving away from that's where I'm at
that's how to squeed yeah so you go and they'll have like a make Italian meal
They have like different meals from like all over the place. Oh my god
Yeah, and they give you big Macs at cost
cost like horse heads
And you turn the boat guys so you like to get on the boat guys
Thank you guys guys
We're gonna we're not gonna survive this. We're not gonna survive this moment. We couldn't cook beats. That's pretty much where you know
We're on the way fetus. I can I grab this. Thank you. Thank you
I'm gonna find I'm gonna find a way to deliver this McDonald's
I don't need to maybe have to call someone off Craigslist. You guys think
I didn't have some heads bro. You gotta find the heads. You gotta pay them
You gotta be like I want to be able to call you at any time of day
And I want you to deliver McDonald's my house McDonald's
I don't got that motion. They gotta get that street motion. You want to move to TO in Chicago?
You don't got that street motion
I have I got maybe
Peace the priest man. They're gonna tear you apart. I got enough. I got enough Toronto motion. That's not a problem
I'm gonna actually fuck out here. Oh my entire portion of the ship is being ripped apart live from them
And that's what I was going through for the last six hours. All right, I'm here. I have the engine boss. This is for you peanut
One of the far right this is everything we have worked
In the box bottom right
It is
All right, I am now working towards the steering wheel guys. We have a problem. You need this on the edge of the boat
I think
No, no, no in the middle. It just needs to be in the ground
So here's what we do if you know we carve a hole in the middle like I would say like right here with us
Cuz we can't be in the rooms
See shoes will not take kindly to this. I don't even have room for this at all. Oh
How big is it? It's fucking massive
How much metal do we have very little
Very very little
What if we just build out a little bit more with this it is like any part of it has to be open
As I'm telling you it has to be on the edge I can see that it has to be on the edge
Yeah, okay
Yeah, I get there's a water wheel that takes engine water or whatever
600
We need to build a bit. We know what we could do. We just build it up a bit
We we can build around it. We can build around it. We have the planks
mm-hmm engine oh my god the amount of planks we have grabbed tonight is insane
we have to go around these engine I never I never want to play this game ever
again yeah why he too I'm done listen if I play this game I'm gonna play it on
easy mode and I'm just gonna fucking relax simulator yeah all no eating is
is what is causing this game to be a eating and drinking at this pace yeah I
know it is pretty age gets a lot you know can I make a recommendation here I
was gonna say this earlier but hey mice something I would love to play with you
guys and Gigi and I think would be cinema the forest shot you the boys
either I like both I like both the second one I think is a little bit more
fun the first one is hardcore grinding but those games are insane for stuff like
this yeah I don't know if I ever finish the second one out oh my god we are so
beyond fun yeah I'm telling you that ship is done Joe the ship is gone the ship
is done for us we had more metal we got metal yeah already enforced you only
enforce the other on the reinforce ones invincible yeah they can't be fucked
with by the sharks. Oh my god, you're a genius. You already did all these.
He was taking damage, man. So I had to do what I had to do. So, whoa, that's why they keep
attacking us. They really can't attack him. Yeah, he's forsaken us. I didn't do anything.
He has forsaken us. I have been pumping so hard. I haven't even got up to take a piss.
I've been holding it a piss for seven hours
Fuck you.
So we can stay afloat.
Just so we can stay afloat and have food to eat
and have planks to build.
That's right. That's right.
Fuck you.
They're gonna be pinning me into the extra portion.
They're now rid of the poise.
Yeah. It's funny how the...
the tables turn.
It's funny.
I say we kill him!
He rides up and revolts!
ha ha ha ha ha
That ain't fuck master
Nooo!
Kill the ridge! Kill the ridge!
AHHHHHHH!!
Kill the ridge! Kill the ridge!
AHH!
guys im dead... im dead boss
Can I get six planks please?
You think we have six planks pal?
I'd love to
oh man
I'm gonna make this fucking cooking pot so that we can stop eating so much for two hours
Two hours
I'm in the water here
What are you doing to me? Stop desecrating my body get me back on the ship right now
It goes dead
It goes by your own
Oh, what a Masigos.
I'm getting, I'm gonna freak out here.
I'm gonna freak out.
Hey, those pyro.
What a Masigos.
I'm freaking out!
Oh, he's serious, there's time.
Let him come on the back.
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
My apologies, Mr. Dan.
My apologies, my apologies.
We're good, we're good.
oh leave it leave it mr. Don leave it leave it let let let it be let it let it be
what we we want to leave the sale up are you fucking crazy we demand no no i just so we can
see where the fuck we're supposed to be pushing the flag tells us that you dumb bitch it's right there
then why do not we why are we not going that way because we gotta go to the lower island it's
It's that way!
How far are we from it?
Well, further than we were 20 minutes ago.
Well, we also have some planks.
Oh my god.
Fuck everybody on this boat!
Fuck everyone on this boat!
That's right. I would, too.
I'd do it with my fists.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Hibby, buddy's worth.
Thank you.
Guys?
I'm gonna say something here.
I'm gonna say something here.
No, it's- it's not-
I'm gonna say something here.
I think-
We complete this quest another day.
I, Water Burger, so fucking bad I would kill a homeless man for it.
In the game of war.
Finally, he has said it.
Finally, I do not feel like the first one wants to leave!
Yes!
I
Do not feel like a burden fall asleep. I'm gonna go make some fucking air fried corn dogs
Oh
Have our bones fucking missing at this point that that's sure going to be dead from plastic poisoning by this time
That's true. That's true
All right, we're getting off. We've been a lot of just progress to the job, but I'm proud of
We did good work out there today.
Actually, we're out there today.
Good job, man.
You don't want to do one more hour?
No, no, I think I'm good.
I've been done for about an hour anyway, so I'm not going to lie to you.
Who knows what's happening?
Let's go to the snow biome in day Z.
Guys, I want to play day Z.
I'm not good enough to play without lock boxes.
You've got to think about lock boxes, man.
You've got to think of the game as more of a...
What you have on you is not yours.
I mean, listen to me really,
how about you think of the game like this?
Can I break some down for you?
I told my buggy ladies to see the other day.
Daisy is a very hard game, correct?
Difficult, yes.
Okay.
Daisy is a very hard game with no lockboxes.
There is no save point.
So you're asking me to in one life
complete the entire game of Daisy,
which you just said was very hard game to start with.
But you want to beat the entire game in one life!
It's challenging.
It's challenging.
It's a roguelike.
It's a roguelike game.
Okay.
Okay, so...
And you don't necessarily...
You go in, you win, you grab what you can,
you learn from dying, you go back in, you're better.
Learn from dying?
What do I learn from dying?
He's no remember how to fucking cook meat. You remember how to make a fire. Yeah, I do it at fucking shot
Tell me how to make it get some sticks you break them and you put them on the ground you get some bark
You put it on the thing you've got some long sticks you make the thing above it
You put the pot on it you put the meat in the pot you cook it and I will say it was absolutely
Riveting watching you make that campfire. I was at the edge of my seat. Thank you. It was very exciting. You're very excited
Yeah, thank you. You know, what's crazy is that hutch is about to make it even harder
What what do you mean
Listen, you got until Friday to have a good time because once Friday comes around you better fucking get your ass in gear
Cuz this is about to be harder
You're gonna have to really isn't really that hard
What? Oh, I love the mouse. The next map that Hutchie is putting is a little more difficult.
Why? Because you have to survive. What? What do you mean what?
But this one isn't as hard to survive on. What do you mean? It's getting harder?
No. Deadfall is not hard.
Oh, okay.
Headfall is kind of easy.
What?
What the mosque is my favorite map. It is the greatest map
What you just got to find a good team and stick with them, you know, I'm telling you
My teammates are always down. He's making it easier. Hey, what oh
Hutch is nerfing the weather
Thank God
All right. I remember the weather being a problem, but anything that will help well is good. I
I don't even remember the I don't even remember that it was never non-shutty
Guys, let me get some motion
Let me case I'm winning Daisy for me is not getting through the passage with the gas masks or
or getting all the loot the game winning for me is
Walking up to summit one G and putting a shotgun in his mouth and sending his brain matter into the fucking stratosphere
Yeah, that's what running is for me.
How are you gonna do that if you can't even meet up
with your team in six hours?
When there's a will, there is a way.
When there is a will, there is a way.
Where was the will the other day?
Where was the will the other day?
That's you right now.
Fuck you.
I will find the way.
I will find the way.
All right?
I will find a way and that day will be in a day and you would have a do after I kill summit
I'm gonna win my cock count lime on stream and do the helicopter that is what I will do to
celebrate that momentous occasion
Atta boy
Yes, you didn't give up
You that that is huge I'm like 10 hours you talk about the six hours said
I gave up as soon as he got there I gave up I put that shotgun up to my fucking
chin and I just let it rip like a Beyblade baby and you know what I was
alright we we I was alright with that let me tell you something let me tell
you something Daisy has shown me something that not all games are supposed
to be fun. Not all games are even supposed to be a grind. Some games are supposed to simulate
shoveling actual literal shit into your mouth hour after hour after hour. And that is the
objective. That is the entire objective of the game. And I'm here for it. I'm here. Yes.
and I'm here for the experience I'm here for the experience
okay I I just want to say something just to make things clear go ahead Mondays every single Monday
not Thursdays peanut every Monday family game night every single Monday
I mean just for the record for the record I'm singing out loud
game night. What do you do on
this family game night? Can you
can you run me in the
regulators and I'm going to
beat us through a game night.
It's suspicious. Okay. It is a
deal. We me and my cousins, we
don't see each other very
often because you know kids and
mortgages and work and stuff
like that. So once a week we
meet up and we play video
games. It's your playing
video games. Just not with
eyes I'm playing video games with with my cousins it's family game oh okay I thought
it was like bombs in these games bombs are there bombs in these games is it what
because my cousins are all Lebanese that it has to be bomb in the game I can't
play a game that doesn't have that no that no but no that yeah because I know
what you're talking about maybe let me tell you let me be the first to say that
does sound like an explosive experience I'm glad you guys are having fun riveting riveting
I was just getting yelled at yesterday maybe received a hundred DMs a hundred DMs maybe
a hundred DMs what would be a hundred wait for who maybe 50 DMs where here's one of the
first ones. Uh, let me see. Hold
on. What do we got? What do we
get? Hey man, the peanut is
raging at you. Why did you tell
him that family game night was
on Thursday? That's because you
did. No, this guy is making a
lot of family game night. He is
making it up. There is no
country. There is no family game
night. He's doing something.
He's planning something. He's
plotting something. If BB you are a liar, a liar in a scene. Let me just give you another one.
Why? Pina is wondering how much family you actually have. That's a good question. Why do you have so
much family? That's a good question. That's a good question. Is it a good question? That is a
good question. Yes. That's how many brothers and sisters and cousins do you have? I got one sibling
And I have about 16 cousins and then you got to count family friends
Who immigrated around the same time which they are the next you know about it. They're they're also cousins. You know I'm saying they
You know, you know all they 16 cousins
Well 16 plus
16 plus
There's more oh
Oh
Plus servers, you know, it's vanilla plus quality of life same thing you play plus like what games you play
lately, we've been playing
Rimworld with multiplayer mod, but we've done all of them and
I think it's cool, honestly, I mean our golf and arc and all that shit
Sometimes we have to include the girls and you know, the girls play
No girls are loud.
You gotta do play it up and you gotta do Stardew Valley like every every couple of months.
You gotta save it on Monday night instead of joining us play video games.
You were playing Stardew Valley off street.
No, no, I had not met you yet.
Our Stardew Valley, I fuck with Stardew Valley by myself.
I wouldn't play it again.
I think once is enough, you know.
Hmm
Listen I get yelled at by people I believe him. I believe I can't believe you when you would play you what?
peanuts a buddy you the game
How could you not get your family should understand?
Yeah
Fuck your family
All right. Okay. I'm good. I'm good. I'm boys. Did he's man?
Good night.
Adios.
Alright boys, um, good enough, um, good enough.
Um, good enough, um, good enough.
It was good learning about Mr. Hibibi and his many cousins.
That was a dubious experience.
I have a little insight on to Monday family game nights.
I thought it was mostly yachts or monopoly
or a game of life.
That's incredible.
Little bit of Star, New Valley, never heard of anyone.
Hmm, good night everybody, good night.
Yes, guys, guys, I think it may be tomorrow's Wednesday,
right, well, today's Wednesday.
Do we practice 2XKL?
Is that, is that a fun game?
Be honest with me, boys, is that a fun game?
I've never played it. I've never looked at any of yours. Is that a fun game?
Hmm. Oh,
well, I'm getting, I'm getting mixed reviews here, mixed reviews.
We will have to practice before the tournament.
Although, because guys, if we lose and we didn't practice,
guess who they're going to look, but guess who they can be looking at. Okay.
Us. Us. Guess who they're going to be looking at.
If we go in there without practicing and we lose,
guess who they're gonna be looking at?
That's us.
That's us.
They're gonna be looking at us, boys.
They're gonna be looking at us.
You're losing anyways.
What do you mean we won everything in the tournament so far?
We haven't even lost one in the side games yet.
Which I'm not gonna lie, gentlemen.
I don't know if you were here for the last AT&T tournament
So we won the League of Legends, but when the announcers asked, double left.
Now that we've won the Call of Duty and the League of Legends portions of the tournament,
if he was worried about 2XKO and he responded with absolutely not.
And then something along the lines of, that's my least worrisome game.
I felt it.
Did you feel the aura?
I felt the aura.
I felt the aura after two weeks of domination.
And he says the best is yet to come.
I felt the aura.
I felt it in the room around me.
I felt it in the Ethereum.
Do you feel that?
I felt it in the Ethereum around me.
Oh, it was right there.
You can visibly see it.
You can visibly see the aura pulling out of his body.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Full mass. I would full masses well. I was full masses well. Oh
Oh, it was incredible. It was incredible. Yes, it penetrated me as well. Oh a tingling my spouse plates. Oh
What is 2x ko honestly, I don't know you guys want to take a look look like
What is this game? Let's do it in this game. Okay, what is this? What even is this game? We see here?
Let me see what what are we what are we doing wait wait it's non-steam wait
Where the fuck do you play this game?
Wait
It's a riot game
I
Fuck not to sign in oh my goodness
one second boys I gotta remember my username and password which is very
difficult these days because you fuckers keep taking my username so I have to
make a new username every time I make a new account somewhere one second one
moment let me try to remember that let me try let me try to remember here I
I I genuinely think I'm getting the username wrong. I think I'm typing the password correctly. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness
I forgot what was my username? What was my what was that? What did I make it? I remember because I didn't get my username. Oh
My goodness. I don't know. I
I genuinely don't listen. I wait wait riot sent me an account for League of Legends
Maybe let me sign in with that.
Let me just sign in with that so you can see the game.
Because they sent me on account for League of Legends.
I can just sign in with that.
There it is.
Oh, here we go.
We'll sign in with this.
On a bing, on a boob.
Here we go.
There we go.
OK.
All right, I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Where's this game at?
Where's this game at, gentlemen?
How do I go to the games?
Oh, here it is, here it is.
2XKO.
Official cinematic?
How do I make the screen bigger?
Mm.
and
My god guys somebody get this video over the clothes immediately get this video write the clothes immediately
Okay, I don't think we can get it good I
Don't think I'm gonna get it good. Oh
My god, look at this. Oh my god, let me possibly do a freeze frame for you. Wow get this over the clothes
He at once at once
Yeah, I wait I don't think I gave me a good
Fuck it. Let's just pull up a video. Let's just pull up 2XKO gameplay. That gave me no insight.
They gave me zero insight there. 2XKO gameplay. Here we go. Three months ago by IGN.
See you look here. See you look here.
I got YouTube. YouTube pay me a sorry guys. Sorry guys. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Here we go. Here
Here we go, here we go.
Let's take a look here.
Oh!
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you,
I usually not into these games,
but for a tournament specific angle,
this is kind of like one of the sickest games
you can do for a tournament.
I mean, there's no outside factors.
You're there, the enemy is there.
You need a winner, you lose.
You have to have a boys.
For a tournament situation,
This is kind of like A-Punch type of game.
You're there, you're there, you're there.
The enemy is there.
You either win or you lose.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mando, we mando, mando, we mando.
What are they, what are they like four health buys?
Which one's the, which one's the real one?
Why is it three guys now?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, alright, alright, alright.
It's 2v2, 1 HP bar per character, oh, oh, oh my, oh my, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy,
easy. We'll practice, we'll practice, we'll practice. Guys, we will absolutely crush
Mr. Tyler One's team, Mr. Ludwig and Mr. Who's the third guy?
I doubt we will crush that team as well. We will take them for all they have. For
all they have in this game, we would do a simple practice. I know Doublelift has
already told me a couple of characters where all you do is mash the buttons you
don't even have to think about anything we're good boys we're good we're good
we are good all right that's it for me boys no I'm not German I'm getting a
burger and I'm going and I'm taking a poo and then I'm gonna watch the boys and
then I'm gonna watch the season finale of the boys the boys in a burger all
All right, good night everyone.
Good night, gentlemen.
Have a good one.
No, no Chairman, don't have,
it's three years I'm old and,
all right, goodnight everyone.
Goodnight, Monkey Lidges, have a good one.
Goodnight now, goodnight now boys.
Goodnight boys, have a good night now.
Goodnight everybody, have a good night now,
have a good night now.
Goodnight now, gang, have a good night.
good night now guys it's not jamming time it's not jamming time it's not jamming
time I'm quick one one quick one quick one one quick one it's not it's loading
there's nothing I can do it's loading guys it's loading there's nothing I can
I don't demand that I'm going to bed good night everyone good night
I have a good night good night good night good night everybody good night good night
Get out of here, get out, get out!
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