TheBurntPeanut
2XKO | Practicing For AT&T Tournament w/ Pro: DoubleLift | Dayz @ 10pm CT | #BUNGULATE
05-21-2026 · 8h 04m
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Let's go! Let's go! I only needed a second there to remember what day the weekend was.
only took me a mere second. No need to worry, gentlemen. No need to worry. You may ask yourself,
peanut, is all the alcohol is it affecting your brain? And I say, you're a nerd. Go read a book
or something that is a lie perpetrated by the deep state. I was simply forgetting the day of the
week. Could have happened to anyone. Could have happened to anybody. I love you too, Katerp.
I'm not muted. We've been doing this for months power for months
He had said double check I asked him
Not muted. I just double checked it
But that was it's better safe than sorry, but you did not get me you did not give me it's better safe than sorry
Better safe than sorry. You did not get me
Jesus Peter. Oh, Jesus boys. She is
hmm
Honestly, I don't know if I'm going to be sipping on that tequila tonight.
I think I'm going to keep it voodoo range is specific.
Now boys, tonight is a very special night.
A night I've been saying has been coming from mini moons, mini, mini moons.
I don't know how, I'm already out of breath once again.
We will be practicing for tomorrow's AT&T tournament in the game 2XKO.
Now this is my first time playing it.
Apparently you've got yourself a tutorial right here
that we're gonna have to run through
without Mr. Doublelift.
But Mr. Doublelift is gonna help us prepare
for tomorrow's tournament.
He's gonna juice us up.
He's gonna keep us all the tricks of the trade
that the Hoosie Doosies that we can crush.
Mr. Ludwig, Mr. Adapt and Mr. Tyler One's team.
Geez.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Um, let me double lift. I'll tell you double lift has been such. I'm so glad I met that gentlemen. Oh, you guys like him
I love the guy. I I mean and not just for sex. He just in general. I let me tell you
I am so glad I met mr. Double if so glad I met mr. Double if ah
Yes, any sexy he is sexy you can't forget that you cannot forget that that's only half the reason though
Why I like him the other half is because he's like a good person whatever the fuck
deal is a is a thug he's a he's a thug oh good heavens oh my goodness I did not
know he was I thought I did not know he was thugging it oh man has or a fursore a
sexy thug she's she's why do you have cat ears on the thumbnail I actually I
She didn't really look at the thumbnail too closely. Do I I had my I had my my brother help me with that
Do I actually have cat ears in the thumbnail is that?
Is that is that a real thing is that for real?
Ah of course yes, well that is because
That is because
Also, wow that is possibly the worst picture of us. I think I've ever see I've actually double-checked
the four other players to make sure that one was hot
through the process of elimination.
I had to look at the other four and oh my goodness,
look at double left.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
He is locked in, he is dialed in gentlemen.
He is, are you seeing this?
Take a look right here, focus your attention
right where the mouse is, focus your,
he is locked in, he is dialed in, he is dialed in.
He is dialed, let me tell you,
be be be. Talk about this. He's down and he is down and
then obviously you have this the the kude guy here the peace
davis is taught of course and uh missus missus maeson misses
you on uh I will be close on because I guess I need to get
through the tutorial real quick and then we'll and then we'll
have devil unless he's ready now let me see. I don't think he
is. I don't think he is. One more thing. One more thing. Uh
better be careful. Close. He's coming for you. Looking like
that. I know. I know. Don't you worry. I've got my doors locked.
I've got my doors locked.
I've hidden all my dog suits.
At 10 PM CT, at 10 PM CT,
we're gonna go play Daisy now.
Now a lot of you guys are like,
oh, Daisy's so boring.
Daisy's this, Daisy's that.
They changed up everything, gentlemen.
Whole new map, whole new rules, whole new minds.
I've already got gimmick to come play with us.
We're gonna have a great time.
Win or lose, we're gonna have a fantastic time.
I promise you, gentlemen.
I promise ya, it's gonna be a whole new experience.
We're gonna have a great time.
We're gonna have a fantastic time.
So this game for three hours
and then the rest of the night,
Daisy with Mr. Gimmick.
Okay, all right, okay, break.
Team break, team break.
Team, no I did not just get oxygen.
I thought that'd be all Mr. Pipe and Hot Soup.
I'm over 50, get some more, good man, good man!
My man, my man!
I haven't even done anything yet.
I haven't even done anything yet.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
And Mr. Flint, my mobile device,
one good man, good a man.
And Mr.
How do they let you have that username?
I'm just gonna save the numbers after it.
Mr. 2014, thanks for the attention,
one good man, good a man.
Thank you, good job. I'm just gonna assume that that means something that would other than what I think it means
And that's that's how we'll carry on there. That's how we'll carry on there. I'm sure that has another meaning. I'm sorry
It's maybe some
I'm sure it has another meaning. I okay. Let's see. Oh, yeah, let's keep this tutorial out of the way
So you give me some trouble. Let's see. Let's get the story out of the way
To XK is a fast-paced 2v2 tag fighting game with strategy teamwork and quick reflections decide the victim
Okay. Oh, I was wondering why I wasn't going. That's because F is not J.
The douchey opponent's out this year to win the round, win two rounds to win the game,
master combos, learn team strategies, and I'll play your enemy to claim victory.
Okay, I can do that. You're looking strong today.
Okay, spa, I don't even need to read your hearts to know what you both want.
This is a fighting game, right?
And hold up.
Oh wait, oh yeah, there's two guys, there's two guys, there's two guys.
Especially me on your side.
Let's loosen up our muscles with a little movement.
All right, okay, all right, okay.
I'm telling you, Coxe would love this game.
Keep on the left side right above my head here
I'm telling you I said it before I said it again close. See this way
He would be number one fan number one fans save the quick screens on him of this image right here
Yes, feel the motion. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know if I'm ready for this
Oh, I
Don't I don't know how to oh, I'll double it to see it double it to see I only asked you how I punch
I
Yo, I'm in the tutorial. How do I how do I hit?
I'm pressing left and right click is a green thing
Left and right click. Yeah, no you want to aim down sides really fast. Oh shit. Okay. I'm time saving. I'm time saving
Yeah, but I'm put on a commentator three real quick. Oh my god. He's fucking talking you bro
He's bugging me. I'm just a goodie. I'm just a goodie. Are you the drama? Are you the are I'm the I'm the lady
I'm the lady. I'm you're the lady. Okay, got you
Wait, does the game not tell you what you have light medium and heavy bound to know it doesn't know I think it's about you
Yeah, yeah, you good post cover. I'm gonna be easy. Okay, so I was your most close. What is it?
Just means instead of doing combos manually you can just mash
light medium or heavy
Okay, so that just means you know like when you get a hit
You can kind of confirm it and then yeah, here we go. Oh, yeah
Yeah, there we go. Oh, oh my god. Oh, I'm fucking the judge. I'm fucking up. I'm fucking up
There we go. There we go
man, oh, yeah
Tap medium and quickly to perform a combo. Which one's that okay? Oh, whoa. Oh, Jkl. Yeah
I
My chest is see I'm right now. That's a three-hit combo apparently that's a three-hit combo
Let's see. Yeah, okay, okay?
Have heavy quickly to perform a powerful combo and powerful combo powerful combo it comes to
Honestly to hit it. I feel like they should have
He's on the last one to see I it's a one-two bam boom
So you don't even touch your mouth for this one. You don't even touch your mouth for this one
There's no mouse touching required, it's all along the keyboard.
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh!
Oh, good heavens!
You've taken damage if both your champions health is reduced to zero, you lose a round.
Swap champions with quick tag while in reserve the assist champion will generate great health, which is called Recoverable Health.
Oh, got it, okay.
Ooh!
Alright!
Yeah!
How'd he like such? How'd he like such I say?
Ah! Yeah!
You cannot take much more! You cannot take much more!
Ah!
Yeah! Not much more! Not much more you CAN take until then!
Wait hold on, I have to swap my-
You gotta keep it in the pants, you gotta look at the, yeah there we go, that's how you tag in and out, but you're probably not going to play two characters unless you want to, unless you find two fairy champs that you really like.
Wait, hold away? Oh wait, so I just like, I walk away, I do the sexy walk?
Yeah.
And generally you're going to want to hold down and back so you don't get hit low. There's two types of blocking, there's high which is holding back and then there's low blocking which is holding back.
down in that oh okay down the way boom oh oh good heavens yeah here we go actually
it tells you in the towards the perfect ah
if the police blocking your tax get close and use a throw to break their
gun up so simple remedial even remedial even I'm doing this as it describes I
You're doing great, bro. You're doing amazing.
Oh, okay, wait, no, so it's what you want you to press K and L at the same time.
Oh, at the same time. Oh, gosh. Oh.
Oh.
So this is, you're really rarely going to throw someone, but if they're only blocking,
then it's a good time to throw. So throw, counter is blocking, and then...
Yeah, that's like the best sort of thing about...
Wait, can you screen share on Discord?
Of course, of course, yeah, uh, he go barf.
Boom! There you are! There are two special attack buttons, season one and season two.
These trigger unique rewards for each character, pressing season one and season two alone,
or with a direction will perform different special attacks.
Fox Fire Blast!
Fox Fire Blast!
Spirit Rush!
Spirit Rush!
Spirit Rush!
the wild flair oh oh my cat saying my chesting if you want to you can play
on controller but it's more comfortable no I control it control it for
bitches I don't want to piece it together I piece it together this is a lot
of buttons you gotta think about it's a lot it's a lot I find it's a lot of shit
the time-winder assist oh yeah oh but you see that one coming so this is what
you don't have access to when you play juggernaut is like assist so it lets you
tag your other guy in for like kind of a free hit you know like it just kind of
takes up space on the screen oh and let's use it kind of opens up your
Awesome, that's what assists usually do
Yeah
Have team while your assist is on screen to handshake. Well, how's that? I don't I tap team was that you just press?
No, you press the assist button, so for you, it's dog
Fuck yeah, that what we actually call that period over here in the period one day. Excuse me
Period huh
So Bob your power you have two super tax. He's a very powerful tax require the super meter
Again, ah you haven't had enough hand you then perhaps this is where
A hyperspirits run
If you have the meeting you also perform super with post combos
okay that's a little better let's see okay medium post-punch time to dial it up
ultimate are the most powerful attacks but require three levels of super media
you just did not see that coming oh
Jeez, lucky guy.
Alright, let's see here, I think we're about to do a Schwab-C.
Oh my god, is this real on? Am I on?
No, it's still NPC.
Or it's still like, tutorial mode.
Yeah!
Alright, I'm just gonna cut to the most basic track.
Whenever your break meter is full and someone will hit on you,
Just break just press the button because it will if you press it early it saves you from taking a lot of damage
Wait wait break break button is M plus dog right? Yes, exactly, but let it get you first. So basically it's like your counter. Oh
Like it stops their combo and then
Yeah, there you go there you go perfect
So you're getting your ass beat you want to break if it's up and it's only gonna be up maybe like once or twice
around
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. It's time to fight for real double lift in time to fight for real stand back
All right, dude. I'm you lock in hold on
I'm in my pen and paper. It gets your pen and paper out get your pen
You got you're gonna want to drop some stuff down here. You don't want to drop some notes down
I'm a serious guy. I am Asian
I'm sitting here.
How you like that?
How you like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
I don't even remember doing that, but...
I couldn't...
That's what most fondles do, is you can
match, and then like, it's kind of like
really basic fondles will come out
and you should resource it if you have them.
And so, okay, here's like one tip.
You usually want to
fight, or like hit people,
Because like new players don't know how to walk low, so try holding down and like your medium or down and your light.
Got you! I'm holding down it.
Look at your medium. Now, down medium, see how that hits low and it can only be blocked low.
The down head is not a good move because it's used as a-
Got you, got you!
Oh, oh, oh! I've fallen in love with me thrice!
Right I have made it fall in love with me.
Give me your life.
You make it won't fall in love with you dude.
Oh that's nothing here.
Ha he's changed. No chance.
Ah!
Take that!
Possible lesbian!
Winner!
Hooray!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner, let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you just rock Rattle Alley?
Yeah, there's I mean
That's that's yeah, that's how you that's how you do it
That's how you do it right there with some of hope you could jot a couple things down
Hope you can try to come with things down there then good work out there boys. Good work out there boys
I'm full map and I'm learning a lot. That's it. That's two best things tough to things tough to things do
All right now. I want to one be one. I want to I want to see if I am
And tame the skills to beat you
Yeah, I think
I'm a little scared. I might get humiliated here. Let's
You better come you better bring a game you better be a game because because
God knows I will because God knows I will
Okay, okay
We are going to 1v1 Mr. Double Limp put his ass in the dirt of a bed to sir and climb to the top of ranks of the game
I even hide them like in rafts raft. Oh my goodness raft has been spectacular
You're on a raft and then and then and there's other stuff too, but that's the that's the biggest part about it
But it's really fine. Yeah, have you played it? I played with Lena like five years ago. That game is so good
It's incredulous. It is incredulous. Let me tell you the islands and trash and the water. Oh
Oh, which is weird because usually I'm the one putting trash in the ocean, but in that game you kind of do
opposite
It's a unique experience for me. We're very environmentally friendly streamers. That's right. That's right. Oh
Oh my goodness. Oh
By the way, I have the head of the last white rhino that we just killed last week double lift and it's being shipped to your house. Oh
my goodness yep sir yes sir and how do we get to a game with each other
hmm
hmm
I threw car batteries in the seat good work out there sir good work
oh I just oh well I just leaked my my full account on the screen
that didn't take a long time that didn't take a long time that didn't take a
long time that it not that I was hoping that tape might take a little longer
are you playing this game with a controller miss it missy double it
He's got a fighting pad. What's up? What's your fighting pad? What's that?
What's a fighting pad?
God you practice it we gotta get ready for the tournament. Oh
My god, I'm fucking muted. Oh my god. I'm so sorry welcome back. Good. So welcome back
Yo yo my bad I am playing on I have thousands of hours on Street Fighter so I play keyboard
and mouse but for most people I don't know why I said mouse. I play on keyboard and for
most people it's kind of weird but I like it. You have to add me because your friends
are full you have 50 requests you have to add me. Wait I have to add you on riot right?
Yeah, yeah, on the top right, you just click on your little thingy-ba-bob, and then you hit the plus one.
Oh wait, you make dollars of energy, yes?
No, no, I'm on Doublelift NA01.
Oh, gotcha, okay.
Yeah, so, add friend, doublelift hashtag NA01, I accept it to you.
Wait, wait, okay, okay, gotcha, okay, wait, alright, I'm peeping, I'm peeping, give me one second.
Ooh, alright, that should, I friend request it, friend request it.
Let's see, I see you, I see you.
Hop on it boss hop on it. All right now I need to figure out how
How do I invite you? Oh, I have a new partner request
Let me do your partner bro. Oh my goodness. We hope we get to handsome. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, all righty
I know
Let us proceed let's proceed let's proceed start a lobby and then send private lobby good
Oh, yeah, here. We just go to training on the left. Okay, and then you can go
Yeah, perfect. You can be on the right the right one and then ready up to play duo. No, I don't want to play you
We die joint cabinet
Yeah, I joined cabinet. That's okay
Hold on hold on. How do I sorry chat? How do I make it so we're against each other or not duo?
one sec one sec
perfect
uh you guys you guys
so i'm the other cabinet
get away from my hands
oh oh oh oh my oh my party my party
you stinky peanut here
oh i'm on the left
oh you stay on that one
oh wait oh wait okay
i'm on one
get away from me
i got why can't i uh
he's trying to he's trying to play on ours now
why can't i do this
okay my chat's saying disband duo
what does that mean
Hmm in a duo
Wait, okay, you're not ship ended. Oh, okay. I understand now. Okay now we're good
Okay, so here in the chain selects if you want to focus on one character then
Yeah, who should I pick for tomorrow?
Okay, most people are going to play Darius because he's like the easiest character to pick up
You like to do a shit ton of damage and be a glass cannon. Is that right?
In a game like this, maybe I don't know yet. I don't really pickings like this
Okay
So I'm thinking I'm thinking like you know like new players you guys should probably play Darius allowee or blitzcrank
That's the team on here team on here. Hemo is on here team. Oh, I see people watch your team. Oh, I'll be team. Oh
And they do
I'm just gonna let you know
Teemo is really fucking hard for a new player to play like really fucking hard. No, it is not
Okay, you're not even willing. Oh
Yeah, what just happened?
Just kidding happens
Q-ing is not enabled at this cabinet sorry sorry sorry what the fuck don't worry
I just like to name and code to everybody don't need to worry you want
good shit emo is universal well there's a timer oh okay I understand there's a
timer and we didn't do it fast okay I can't actually choose anyway I'm
clicking them but it's not working wait it's just you can you can you can fuck
around okay so when you do this you're going to want to just pick whatever as
your second one for now and then you're probably gonna want to click on juggernaut
as your few in my opinion that is the ball one juggernaut is it no no no sorry
what is what is another character interested in I think you should I
think you should play blitzcrank okay which one's bitch crank is this one
But it's great. He's the robot guy on the bottom. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Okay, okay
Yeah, and then make sure so yeah, you have this you see how on the top right you have this like fucking purple
Icon you always want to make sure that that's on that's called pulse combo. Yeah, and then for your fuse
You're gonna go to juggernaut and then and then I'm gonna accept go go three two
Okay, I gotta jump it up. Please. It's fire. It's a sequel champion. I thought we had other two guys
So your second guy will be disabled for this fuse.
But the upside is that you only have one character and your Blitzcranker is disabled.
You stand no chance!
I stand no chance, yeah.
Ha! No damage done!
You know I'm blocking every single attack!
Oh nice I like that.
I like that.
Are you like that?
Are you like that?
Ah, perhaps.
Perhaps.
Let's stop jerking each other out for one sec.
I'm going to use some super base.
Just some super duper.
By the way dude, I really think you're going to get completely farmed on.
I don't even know how to play Dino.
I have like 5 hours in the game.
Snake attack!
Haha!
Did not even see it coming!
Huh?
What the heck?
He fucking bastard dude.
Oh!
Ah the god has continued!
Oh, oh, oh!
Where did you go?
Ah, perhaps one of these! Ah, perhaps another!
Ah, perhaps one more!
I like it. Yeah, so, so Timo's game plan is usually to like,
spam mushrooms, uh-huh, right, and like be annoying like that, like put down
mushrooms and then if you hold down back, just hold down back for two seconds.
Way down back guys. You know how, you know how in League like Timo can go in
viz after he stands still. Keep doing it, keep doing it. Way back guys. So if for
some, so like one of his things is like, if you do, I don't know how long you have
to do this for. Does anyone in chat know how long you have to do this for? You can
go invisible, right? Yeah, you can go invisible. What if like, oh, he's holding
down you're gonna do down back use you down oh okay yeah you can use it if you
have a digital yes what did you do you little bitch
ah it's a bug
hahaha
so
hey is there another way to get out of you hitting me other than the break thing
oh no no that would be
look at you go
okay I'm gonna be asked bro I don't know how Timo really works I just can't be
You know, even if I play not very strong in my level level.
Okay, all right, okay, now how do I start blocking you immediately?
You don't?
Yeah.
So I'm doing a combo like that?
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
BATCH IN THE NUMBERS OF CREATED!
Look at you, look at you!
AHHHHH YEAH!
Too easy, too easy!
Ah, perhaps, perhaps one of these!
FOOL!
Oh my god!
YEAH!
I'm gonna be mad, and this is good, this is good.
I like what I'm seeing here
He's my guy fucking stupid and he won't see fuck the impact
He's stupid he's stupid he's stupid enough
Sorry, let me go into the settings and I'm gonna turn off. I'm gonna turn off
We're we really actually want to do it. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait really quickly win we hold it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
I have a question just just just just black button a back button sign.
I don't know why.
There's what. No. There's back button.
Sorry. There's back button. Sorry.
I meant there's the back button. Alright.
Does that. Okay so say I'm doing down and back.
Alright. Yeah. I was thinking block by the way. That's why I said that.
There's back button when you're blocking. Does that block anything that downed back does not?
Yeah, okay here it's gonna be confusing because you're playing Tima so I'm gonna
change your character really fast too. How do I do that? Let's see your Tima. Let's change
you to Blitz and put you on this one. Okay and then apply. Did that work? Yes. Yes. This would be
easier for you to visualize what actually happened. So, okay, so I'll demonstrate. So hit me with
a low. So a low would be like down medium. Professor, I'm bouncing on it. I'm bouncing on it. Oh my
god. You're, you're robust. Hit me with that. Hit me with that while I'm holding back.
So you see how that hits, right? Yeah, because I'm holding down. All right. Now I'm holding down
down back now go ahead. Okay but what hits this is overhead. And an overhead would be
a jump attack. So now jump in. Yeah do that to me. But like a little time a little better.
There. I have to block that standing right? And then Blitzcrank also has an overhead.
I don't really know how to do it. I think it's downpoured medium. So there's like a
little bit of a mix-up right if someone's blocking low a lot then you're gonna want to you're gonna
want to jump in on that yeah and then if somebody is blocking a lot against Blitzcrank in general
do you know what your special one uh button is special one button no what's that what's that
but i think for you it's it's it's period i think period for a period oh that was common
I think it's n. Oh, I uppercut. I give you I give you a nasty uppercut
Yeah, you fuck me. Yo press press down n and not down here down and died
Well, that's oh, I'm
I'm hoping yet
Yeah, wait, I sorry. I did I actually do not know the your the promise. I don't know your button
That's an anti air right so if I'm jumping a lot, that's an anti air also down heavy here
Okay, practice this I'm gonna keep jumping at you like this
down heavy it's this one down heavy don't have you boom don't have you boom no no no
no no no no all the guys you I see okay okay I got you okay yes you see how
that's an upper shot
yeah okay so how would I get out of a situation like that when you just hit me a
thousand times how do you avoid that you just I don't know
I coach it's crazy yeah if I tap wait if all of how do I go really fast I just I
I just rapidly feels like that. Oh my god. Yeah, you got it. You got it.
Look at that! Look at that!
Oh my god! Yeah!
Oh, I don't know how to catch somebody on top because I have really weird keybikes, too.
I'm trying to figure out chat. How does he do command-drop on Blitz?
I really think that Blitz is a great new player character because you can overwhelm someone with command-drop mixup.
Oh, you stand no chance!
Look at that. Look at you. Look at you. It's down S2.
Down S2? Wait, what does S2 mean? What does S2 mean?
AOS.
Sound comma?
Yes! Yes! Okay, grab something.
Alright, now let me, let me get you a very, very basic,
let me get you a very, very basic game plan with Blitzcrank, okay?
It's really a big game plan.
That is called a command grab.
Now, if I'm blocking a lot, you can grab me.
So just do, do like Ramjit and just I'm blocking, I'm blocking.
I'm doing what I'm saying. I'm doing what I'm saying. I'm doing what I'm saying.
They're hitting me.
Yeah!
Yeah, exactly.
I'm about to win a feast!
And if I'm going to get a command grab,
if I'm afraid of your command grab, I'm going to jump.
Oh, and then I do the down this thing.
Or just press any buttons, right? Just spam medium.
Just literally a mass medium, medium attack.
Got you, got you.
Yeah, perfect.
And so, you kind of have like,
you kind of have like a really, really easy game plan with Blitzcrank,
Which is
If you get close you're gonna either command grab or they're gonna be afraid of a command grab enough jumping away
I'm gonna be jumping up got you if I jump like that. I get a full point
Do you see how your man grab miss on me because yeah, which I keep grabbing you until you jump and then
And then scoots!
Come play!
Yeah, it's just another...
I'm gonna take Gett.
It's kind of a Gett.
I'm honestly...
Dude, honestly, I'm gonna be able to help you so much more on fucking...
Fuck it. Let's just give you two characters for now.
Sorry, I'm...
Let me give you two characters.
Team Two-Fuse.
Double Down.
I think we're doing pretty good.
I think we're doing pretty good.
Character. Let's give you...
Let's give you Garious.
And let's give you Teemo.
Sure.
Oh yeah, I'll do that.
Let's do that, let's do that, let's do that.
Okay, so if you don't like Blitzcrank
because he's kinda clunky and he's like a big fat robot,
Darius is really easy, your game plan is usually
just to dash around and mash your media.
That's okay, media match, got it.
Oh, I'm not the guy anymore, I'm Mr. Tebow.
Yeah, that's okay, so you're gonna tag out, tag out,
like I don't know what button it is for you right now,
perfect, tag again.
When your guy is out, like when your tag's out,
you press it again, and then you tag other character in.
Okay, yeah, yeah, there you go. Good thing. No
So that's light. Yeah medium. So Darius's medium is just like very good. Right? She's like very very
It's a very very strong normal that has a lot of it takes up a lot of the space and a lot of his moves take up a lot of this dream
That's okay. Yeah
So that a lot of people are gonna play Darius in the tournament, I'm playing various
You know his biggest promise he doesn't have the most like mobility
I don't have pulse combos on and so I do all combos manually that's how most people play
so I really wouldn't be able to tell you but your auto combos are going to be fine for
the first couple hours. I think you mash out that S that's super a little too slow. Okay
so here whenever you hit an anti here here let me let me. I have you in a vice grip double
lift admit your defeat. Try doing this when you hit an anti after when you do a launcher
Down heavy is called a long, okay?
Here, hit me with it.
I got the down heavy, that's that one, guys.
Whenever you hit a down heavy, you want to immediately jump.
Try that.
Guys, jump, guys, okay?
Down heavy, jump.
Go forward, into me.
Oh, and jump?
Yes.
And then do a down one.
Yes.
Okay, other's why the touch of medium attacks.
So you hit medium.
I'll hit you with a launcher.
And I think you're going to match medium most of the time.
Yeah, so let me give you a shot.
Yeah, jump medium.
Yeah, jump medium.
I mean, I would shout, yeah, that's a medium!
Yes!
Yes!
Beautiful!
Well, I think there's another!
At a very basic level, you play the ground game with, with standing medium, right?
And sometimes crouching medium.
That's okay!
That's very, very basic.
And when I jump in on you, and I try to, and I try to do a jump attack like that,
Yes!
Exactly, but forward.
Yes!
Yeah!
Beat up!
Okay.
So that is a pretty good gameplay with Darius.
If I'm blocking a lot, you can do S1.
So you can be like medium, medium, S1.
What is S1, state 4?
Special 1, and I think it might be bound to either M or period.
Epress M for me.
M is this, period is S1.
That's S1, and period is S2.
Gotcha, so 1, 2, M.
Yes.
And then the fall, there's three follow-ups to this.
There's three follow-ups to this, okay?
There's light, there's medium, that's medium,
and then to grab that's heavy, okay?
Gotcha!
So, anytime you hit someone with this move, there's kind of a mixup between light and
heavy.
If I'm blocking, if you think I'm gonna block, you'll grab me with heavy.
If you think I'm going to jump, then you'll hit me with light.
I think for the most part you can stick with light.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, boom, boom, and then boom,
I think you're gonna block heavy!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Perfect, now the exact same thing again.
But I think you're gonna back block, I'll do a little light.
Yes, yes, perfect.
Hey, Robin, wait, boom, boom, continue, blam!
Yeah, yes, and there's, there's follow-ups,
there's follow-ups to, so like, this is,
I can actually block, I can actually block that.
Oh, wait.
Take that!
Oh, hey, like that, Bushy!
Ha ha ha ha!
All right, okay, all right, okay,
Now I've got it for you so medium medium M and then L and J and then the first thing we learned was
down heavy
Jump yeah, medium medium and then
Do I can I don't know I would say don't be afraid fuck dude. Do you want to play do you want to play two characters or one?
This is like
Yeah, boys boys. Is it easier to play two characters or one kid? What are you actually still do cats?
There's a what can't that? Oh
It's not bad. That's gonna be pretty common in tournaments, but
I think what I should be doing
Teemo
one character
No, whoa character Teemo bro. We lost probably lost. I started again. Oh
My god
All right, all right, all right, okay Darius and Teemo two characters
sure okay so if you're going to play two characters get get used to using your
assist button actually just be ready to like literally spam the shit out of your
assist button they do the same commos with all the things like it's like try to
block it right oh shit
one second I'm gonna do this the hell like like you'll you'll you'll pretty
Okay, so fuck let me let me show you let me show you one thing press your this button on dear
It's just my what what?
Press your system. You see you see how broken it is that you can kind of like put a character out onto the
Onto the screen while you're jumping in. Yeah, this is pretty I don't like a really really basic level
You want to like you want to jump in on someone and press your assist, right? Okay?
And what's the asses button, so it's dot, dot, dot, dot to bring them in and then...
Yes.
Ooh, oh, it got it.
And you don't need to tag into your areas, you can just use the assist and then combo
on what your assist does.
Because right now you're, you're, you're attacking twice.
Right now you're pressing assist twice.
Wait, no I'm pressing dot, dot to bring them in and I'm pressing one more dot to keep them in.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, don't don't just press dot one time. Okay
And then okay, sorry hold up. Let me see let me see what Timo's assist does
So the dearest yeah, yeah, now now let me see what Timo's assist does press it one time. Yeah
We put down a shroom. That's terrible. This is a horrible sit. Oh my okay. I press um now
Do you back assist so hold back and then press assist back?
Okay, that's really strong
Okay, that's really really strong. So here's what you can do right you can jump in and then press back assist
Gotcha, okay, and then I'd be going like this and then boom boom boom boom boom and then a back assist yeah
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna demonstrate actually like
All right, so here's like a really really really basic ass
extremely, extremely basic offense. I'm going to try to block this.
Hold on now.
It is increasing me difficult.
Here, I'm not going to actually get the full combo, but do you see how strong, do you see how hard it is to block, jump, jump in,
and then even if, even if you do block it successfully, right, even if you did block it successfully,
now we're back to even and I can just kind of kite you around until my system is ducked up, and then I can go again.
Oh, that's not easy for you to play against, right?
Oh, yeah, it is increasingly difficult.
Yeah, so in general, like, you're gonna want to...
You're gonna want to, like, start your offense with an assist.
When you start your offense with an assist, like, so I'm going in, I'm going in, boom!
And then I leap forward, like, with a mind of 1,000 shots!
Hit you up!
Yeah, but try to, like, try to try to jump in, you know what I'm saying?
Because that will make it... Okay, okay, so, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Ah! Back with your shish!
Ha! How you like that?
Here, I'm gonna put, uh, sorry, I'm gonna put, like, where's controller input?
I'm telling you, we're getting pretty good! I'm telling you, boys, we're getting pretty good!
Fuck, I don't have input history!
Okay, now I can see your inputs on the right.
Okay, so yeah, like, so jump forward, back assist.
Jump forward, back assist.
Jump forward, back assist.
Jump forward, back assist.
Yes, except you did jump forward.
you didn't you didn't know what that is
that's what that is
you pressed this too many times
wait
we jump and then press forward
forward
we tried to be going forward first
okay gotcha
you'd be going forward with your back assist
out at the almost exact same time
oh hold on my precious you'll be down
oh they keep leaving you
oh you like that
I'm a previous couple that we learned earlier
good good that was sick
jump forward magazine
ah oh fuck
oh yeah
maybe I'm doing a character that's good
yeah you're doing good
up
how do you like that huh put it here
jump forward magazine
jump forward magazine
put it here
jump forward magazine
oh oh oh
oh shit every time we jump forward you want to you usually want to put out a
butt right whenever you whenever you jump forward you want to you want to put
out a butt you want it you want to jump forward with like a heavy usually you
You can do a medium as well.
Right, medium's pretty fast.
He's got a decent hitbox.
What?
This sliced my guy away?
I just fucking, I just caught him in.
Yeah, I can move on to the middle.
Yeah, you can.
You can do that, too.
Dude, I can't lie.
I don't even know what Timo legit can do.
He's more like a zoner than anything else.
He's not a very good one.
Okay, so you have the overbasic sound
Tell them about cross-up. I don't know man. All right. Here's the last thing. I guess there's one last thing
If somebody is playing at this range, you can press down heavy on your jump and it'll cross up
So stands still
That is hard to block because you have to block it standing the other way right that's pretty hard to block
That's what's called a crop up where I hit you from the other side
down does that make sense if you jump with down heavy it's a cross-up down
all right got you down heavy fool wait hold up wait didn't do it yes there you
did it now you want to convert that into you get a hit jumping you get a full
combo usually so try that that's right we repeat over time after you hit me
jumping like that and get a full combo. You see how that's a full combo? So always be ready when
you jump in on someone to confirm it into a combo. Medium. Medium.
I'll be the only guy? Yes, yes.
Darius' game plan is pretty easy. You pretty much just spam medium.
And your auto combos will do a lot of the work.
Yeah, perfect.
Okay, dude, I think honestly, I think you're ready to go play some play some real players
Yeah, yeah here we can do that here. Let's um, all right, so between the two
What do you want to play? Do you want to play Darius? Do you want to play T-Mode? Do you want to play something else?
I'll play Darius. Let's do some Darius. Let's do some Darius.
Okay, perfect. How are you clapping with no arms to grab a bunch?
Okay, um, training mode here, we're going to, we're going to exit out of this and we're going to play some casual games.
Let's see.
How do I invite you as Mike duo?
Invite to duo.
I think we do Dennis, right?
What should we go?
Tebow again to do Darius or Tebow?
What's doing is Tebow?
Which one do you think we have the best choice to do?
Oh, exit to main menu.
And then we're going to play some casual.
Oh, shit.
You have to accept my invite to.
Of course.
Of course.
I have multiple duo invites. Maybe I won't accept it.
Oh, Hutch is on League of Legends right now. Do you see him?
No way.
I don't even know if he's seen it right now.
Oh my goodness, he's not on that off-screen ride.
Dude, I have not seen anyone say a positive thing about DayZ.
Yeah, listen, listen, double lip, listen, listen, listen, all right, listen.
I said this last night, and I'll say it again.
Some games are about having fun, okay?
Some games are about the grind, okay?
And some games I recently learned are about shoveling shit into your mouth for eight hours
straight, and that's it.
That's the whole point.
That's where, that's what happens, that's what you do.
And then you go out and then you get out.
Oh, that's what we play a trick.
Mm-hmm.
This is perfect.
Mm-hmm.
So, this is a doublet.
Actually, me and gimmick are going to play some Daisy because they just, uh, uh, uh,
Hutch put in a whole new map.
He put in a whole new map.
He put in all new mods, I believe, uh, I think, uh, and we're going to be playing at
10 p.m. and you want to join me and gimmick after you, boss, after you, boss.
Oh, shit.
You actually playing tonight?
Yeah.
Uh, that's where I'm going after, after our training session here on 2XL.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to give it a new side.
Okay.
the new map today I haven't I haven't paid the new map but I've heard it's I've
heard it's mcdack and I heard it's all the grays
mm-hmm oh shit I mean I'll almost say no but I'll say maybe I've I gotta get
back into my my my leagues bro and of course you know of course and then we're
gonna play CS next week so you know I'm ready for CS the bugger is can bounce me
I am the best player CS2 has ever been graced with, the best player.
Dude, you're actually nuts.
Thank you.
You went out of your hard carry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes, they're all saying-
That's what I invite you to invite.
Nothing truer ever spoken.
I can literally say, you are so good.
Peanut, no one is as good as you.
Peanut, I one day dream to be as good as you.
Peanut, I have my babies.
So that's just kind of how we roll over here.
That's kind of how we deal with Stubborn.
So you can you can rest. I know you've been taking care of all the other games. You can let me take care of CS
Yeah, I'll sit in spawn bro. I'll just drop you and then start opening cases
But I'm not seeing the way to accept it, but I can invite you but I cannot invite me by me. Okay? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah unable to perform party invited play a dot allowed to join lobby due to current invite restrictions
Here I sent you another right there it is. Oh my god. Oh my god
perfect okay so we're gonna play casual one or more players are missing
requirements to access request the lobby oh my god you have to you have to
play oh my god they did this fucking bullshit where you're like you have to
play the learning hub the porn hub on the I'm already there oh shit okay well
We have to go through the porn hub of course, which is...
Oh my god, it is. I'm leaving you as a partner.
Wait, we tried to play alone?
Yes, pretty much. You have to play?
And I think you have to go to the learning hub and do all the random bullshit tutorial intro matches.
And then you have to...
Yeah.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Okay, it looks like these are the three right here that I need to do real quick, okay?
I wish I could do I'm gonna put them in the dirt
Expeditiously or expeditiously 30 seconds each one. Yes, please you take a pee pee break come back
I'll have them done. I'll have never I guess these real plans or these not real plans
No, no, this is just like Bob Seth
Okay, Lena says try Daisy
I can personally guarantee you you will have a horrible time. You should come play with us.
Generally, at the time I would be thoroughly surprised.
So like like walk us through the first few hours.
You go around and you starve to death. So the first day I played, I played for about I think 10 hours.
Poked up late for $60.
We start the death each about 20 to 35,
and then we got off line.
Okay, that sounds good.
Thank you.
What about what, getting food?
Is that like a fucking journey?
I actually am pretty confident on this one
because now I know how to get food and resources,
and I know where to go for guns.
Well, never mind.
Actually, the map just switched,
so scratch all of them when I just...
All right, it's fun. It's gonna be good. Let me tell you something boss
Let me tell you we will take care of you be a gimmick on Daisy professionals. You need it worry
Okay, all right. All right, you know what maybe I'll hop on for a bit after my after my league stream
Oh, fuck it. I'll go now. Especially since the boys are all on
That's a splendid idea. That's a splendid idea
What was the other thing you taught me? Hold up wait. I was down. I got this one down and then you did
So that launcher is an anti-air, okay?
Usually it's really unsafe on block.
If they block it, they get a full punish, so they get a full combo.
Your mediums are safe on block.
You can kind of just be spamming your mediums and it's fine.
What was the other thing?
You taught me something different.
It was K, K, and then M, right?
K, M.
No, no, no. It was the last thing you taught me.
It was S1 which is your M. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, so try it. KKMJ, KKMJ.
Oh, he's dead. Yes, beautiful, beautiful peanut.
This is amazing timing for 2x scale set.
I missed a game where I'm gonna find someone good man, good, ah, man!
I missed a pipe and I'm gonna take it to someone good man, good, ah, man!
Not the fighter guy, but Pina, can you imagine the 3 slash 3 taken seriously?
What's the 3 slash 3? Is that a new mode? Is that a different mode?
Pina, I hope that you get absolutely fucked in this tournament.
No way you're making Double Limp help you win again, Pete.
Show him you're good.
Try my hardest, Pa.
Yo, Pino, when you shout out your subs, what are you actually saying?
Are you speaking Thai?
Get out of here! Get out of here!
It's no if I was speaking Chinese, you'd know.
Double Limp.
Shit.
Oh, guys.
Secondly...
What?
What?
Yeah, you're right. I'm Chinese. Fuck you. You got me good. You got me good.
Does anyone actually know what this guy is saying, except for good man, good um man?
No, does anyone actually know?
It's thank you, Mr. Piping Hot for the 10 gifts and such, my boy. Good man, good um man. And then,
if I'm feeling extravagant, I up into a good lefty-do, good un-lefty-da. And then, if it's a big
One I go I go my baby man, and then if it's a crazier one
I even up it to you devious and dog you do this and I and if it's even crazier than that I
hit him with the
but
I forget I think devious time. I mean the top one
You already got four different layers. Oh, yeah, you spam the cheese. Yes. Yes the cheese the cheeses are only for the hundo bundle now your time on
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right.
Gotta save them. You use them too much. They lose their meeting.
You know, yeah, you gotta keep for the real special ones.
By the way, I've already done one out of the three things.
Three, socks, AQT, which oh, got you, Mr. Gajo.
You crossed that one.
I mean, it's what I do.
If that's what you do.
Leader does listen listen basic devil it listen
I know I'm the team leader of this entire AT&T tournament, but you are a great team leader assistant
Let me pay that oh my god
to the team
Appreciate that
To the TV I mean dude, it's not often that I get recognized by a team leader like that dude. Thank you
Thank you so much. Hey, that's all that's what it's all about being a good TV
but you know I hope we know that none of us are anything without you we're all in
service of the team leaders that's what a good that thank you thank you very much
please some assistance to the team leader thank you thank you now what let me
piece this cool again I'm gonna be one be one towards the top of the top of the
come on once a treatment and then I'm gonna hit with this right yeah I don't
know what I'm gonna do is jump down hit boom or don't we jump down hit medium oh
I mentioned with that hold on guys jump down hit hold up jump down hold on hold up when I say jump down hit
medium medium medium yes okay but oh you gotta keep that combo going gotta keep
that combo going you also just fear nothing that's okay oh overhead I like
oh my god so all right I'm gonna add one more thing to your toolkit you can
always s2 s2 after two after you double medium so you know when you press kk
just press period period after they guide you yeah no no wrong one okay k and
the period period period period period yes
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
you have two specials and one of them is
here yeah oh he's about to win hold up I gotta turn the cannons on I gotta turn
I
KK comma-comma, okay, we'll go we'll go back KK comma-comma god, okay
I mean you're doing good though. You're doing amazing. All right, so now
Now you have to do five or one more in both hits and then we can unlock
We already want more random bullshit. That was two now, too
All right, let's go random bullshit go before you do this wait do not do the juggernaut
Do me a different?
Yeah, two exorcists double down one of those
Princess, okay, thanks again. Thanks. Yes
perfect
I'm gonna do the KK comma comma
I
Yes, you kind of want to you kind of want to like always string your normals into your specials most of the time that it's true
99
You know couple marbles and then a couple specials after
Guys this guy's dangerous guys dangerous. Oh my oh my god. You can't wait this bot is actually kind of crazy
Yes, yes, exactly.
Oh, good heavens!
That's, that's a lot of you should have punished that on block.
Anytime anyone does random bullshit like that, if you're blocking, you get a full punish, usually.
I don't know how to do a full, oh, I fucking lost!
Oh my god!
Okay, I run Yasuo somehow.
Oh my god, look at you go!
Oh
He stands don't dance he stands don't dance
Oh my god, oh my god
Why my team leader choking on the pressure what's going on? No, don't press it. Don't press it. Don't press it
There's no pressure. There's no pressure
There's no pressure
Who you bitch was he?
See that that one in particular that work, but try to avoid using your launcher
Which is you're down heavy unless they're jumping it's really unsafe to do you usually want to start with either a medium or
On or even a heavy honestly, but like usually a medium
got you oh nice nice well there you did a lot okay very nice very nice
when you're close to him like that and you're hitting with lights that's
really good when you're literally up close to someone you always want to
start with the light when you're at that medium range you want to start with a
medium when you're really far away you start with a heavy etc that's okay
your little jab to his fucking stomach, that's pretty fucking light.
The reason why that's coming out is the overhead is because you're holding down,
you're holding down forward and pressing medium,
but you want to take your hands off the movement keys and just press medium.
Okay, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I knew that and then boom, boom, boom, I got it, okay.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, exactly.
Exactly, that will be a bread and butter sheet. That will be a staple combo, like, just jumping in on somebody.
Exactly, exactly. You're getting the representative grade.
And that S2-S2, that you get to see, where it uses those two red giant sweeps,
it is punishable on block, but I don't think a noob is going to do it properly.
Catch watch, catch watch!
Oh!
He's really, when he's really close to you like that, when he's like literally on your nut deck, you want to start with jab.
Okay, cuz that's a light, sorry. I don't know why I said jab.
You want to start with lights? Go on your nut sack like this?
Got you, got you, okay?
Oh, really cool. It's really nice.
Really nice.
You can actually tag, you can actually tag your gospel in to reach onto an HP.
Down here, we will punish him so much. I mean, guys, I'm not gonna play against a neighbor, but we'll...
Too easy, too easy. Get out of here!
You see that, boys? I'm done!
I tell you, do it right there!
Alright, I'm ready. I'm ready for the big leagues.
I'm ready to be in a tournament.
I think we're ready to win it all.
We're ready to win it all. We're ready to win it all.
Boys, I tell you, we haven't moved tenfold since an hour and nine minutes ago.
We have casual matches unlocked now.
Oh, bitch, you bitch, I'm over here.
I'm gonna get hit back.
Hit back, okay.
Hit back, okay.
Yeah.
And then does it let you play casual?
Yes. Oh my god, it does. Thank you.
I feel picky for whatever.
will end up on the other side of the arena from us Mr. Doublelift. So how does it work?
If I tag you in do I have to let you know I'm tagging you in because then you might come in you know a little weird or who are all these guys?
Let me turn your discord down. Okay, alright so I think the way Morrison duos is I decide when my character comes in with an assist.
So I choose when my character comes onto the screen
and you choose whether you want to tag me in or not.
So that means if I'm out on the screen, right,
with an assist action, so my character's out,
it's doing some move.
If you press the assist button on your end,
you tag me in and then I get to play.
But you only tap period one time.
Yes, you press it one time, exact.
I thought the period one time was just you coming in
and hit it real quick and then I'm gonna get.
And then this will translate to your actual game if you end up playing two characters.
Like kind of how the game is played by default because
If you you you
If you call an assist and your character is out you can always choose to swap. There's some advantages to swapping but
The TLDR is your character that you're swapping out is gonna heal a little bit
So that's
It's like trying to intend a self fucking control.
It's a month.
Wait, what's up?
The shit with the arcade is so cool.
There's even a gift shop over here.
Look at this.
Oh, wait, match back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
Oh, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.
Yeah, no, but he, uh, we're up against you.
You go on like, wait, this guy has a skin.
He's got a slump off of birds.
What does that mean?
It's a dirty try hard.
Hey, wait, well, how do you know that?
How do you know it's a try hard?
Yeah, we are but I don't think we have the advantage no no no I would assume two guys is harder than
than one guy you guys is hard okay yeah you're right all right so for your views which is it's
gonna ask you here when you walk in you're gonna want to do two xs
died died
perfect and then you pick any map that you think is cool the map doesn't matter
it's just like let me see let me see i'm gonna choose something eloquent
something that really matches the tone of the seriousness of the situation
uh this one this one right here oh
This one right here, I understand.
Oh, look, you copied me! You copied me!
Alright, you got me. I copied you.
Look at him. He doesn't even care.
He doesn't even care about the map we go to. He is that long dead. He is that long dead.
We're about to put this guy in the dirt. We're about to put this-
We're about to put this pussy in the dirt!
Right here, Mr. Double-Nep!
This guy's stupid.
Of course, man. I mean, anything you want, Team Leader.
Thank you, Assistant Regional Manager to the Team Leader.
Thank you.
Well as I'm the assistant manager to the team leader then what's hudge? He's a fat bitch
Okay, let's ride
We're gonna be shot this
Yeah, what's happening? I'm scared someone hold me
Or maybe he got scared you saw you on enemy team and he started towering
I know what he wants.
I know what he wants.
Alright, let's focus on the game here.
Let's focus on practicing for the tournament.
I do not care how girthy and long Mr. Dumberlift is.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Dumberlift.
Oh, Mr. Saggy Lever, what good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Don't play a cater everyone is going to play like what we went. Why not?
Is that is that something oh
You know what might be incredulous mr. Doublelift perhaps deep into my plan with your listening ears
All right
Let's say someone on the other team such as myth is going to play
The character you most think he's gonna play like
like the easier ones like Darius or or who's another one who's another easy one
a lousy is super easy a lousy but you they're gonna know what Darius and a
lousy dies when I'm playing them against them what if you choose the most
outlandish character that no one will choose that way when I'm doing my who's
in my eyes they have no idea what whirlwind of attacks I'm conjuring up
upon them.
Okay, that sounds good in theory, but the problem is you're just going to get overwhelmed
on their offense because it's so brain dead.
What you're doing on Darius, if you were to try to do the same amount of pressure on Teemo,
it just requires like 10 more hours in the game to just get to that point where you're
like, you have that level of offense, right?
Because Darius you can just kind of mash buttons and your combos would be like 30-40% of their health.
And also Darius is like very far reaching attacks.
Like they pick up a huge percentage of the screen.
So the chance that you're getting hit or the chance that you're walking into it is kind of high.
But yeah, I mean what you're saying kind of makes sense.
There's still like good characters that...
I asked Diaphone about it. He's like a pro.
He says like Caitlyn.
I think Caitlyn and Warwick are two characters that no one's really gonna play but are really strong for nubes
Yeah, how would the if there's really strong for new players that's but do be short
Don't get short
Then why is no one gonna play?
I'm getting a lot of heat
But in a nice way. I'm getting a lot of a lot of that here
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not you're not as pro you just knew that's different. You're very talented
I
Sitted them
Got okay, by the way, I think we might have to all time for out of the game
I'm pretty sure that game has completely exploded the other hooligan do this to us
Yes, he he got us good now. I think right games got us good
He was scared of our power that's what's going on here. He was scared. You were scared to face us on the battlefield
He was he was he was legit shaking
Hear the whistle of the wind through his pussy flaps from miles away
Trivial
Oh my god.
rudimentary
I'm back in the thick of battle.
Yeah, yeah, we're actually in the same fucking party again.
All right, let me just go back to casual.
Fantastic.
Okay, now we're gonna try to find a match again. If it doesn't work, then it's easily
Daisy time. Not much to say about that. Daisy time, Daisy time. By the way, really quickly,
how are you so sure? Maybe I ask really quickly because obviously you studied. How are you
so certain we will win this battle? Aren't you only one fifth of the part? Or can you
interject yourself in more ways because we know you're the best um you mean
like the tournament yeah like how does the tournament work like we play five
matches for each match or how does that work it's just a tournament and then
whoever like our placements get added together and then like we get like a
final value as a team so if I get if I win the whole thing and then you guys
all get dead last I think we still get dead last like we're still the fourth
place team so like I can I can contribute a lot of points if I win and you guys
can contribute a lot of points place I or at least you don't place okay all right
well okay honestly I want to play a game right now because this match we're
about to play is probably equal to whatever we're gonna be facing tomorrow
even better these guys these random players we're playing against are gonna
to be way better than what we think.
Really?
If I could put some damage in here, then we're good for tomorrow.
Exactly, exactly.
There's just, OK, here's the thing I'll tell you, though.
The thing that's annoying is everyone is going to find a coach
and find some sort of really cheap strategy that's
really hard for people to deal with.
Even me, I don't know what strats everyone else is working on,
But like, there's just some really fucking lame stuff
where if you don't know the counterplay to it,
you're kind of fucked.
And that's why Jake and Bick are losers.
Cause they're getting like pro coached
on how to cheese their way to win.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
of course, of course, thank you for your wisdom.
I'm gonna tag you in really fast.
There you go, your turn.
Watch them then, watch them then.
Watch them, Narn, okay.
Nice, great.
Great, I like the S2, S2 follow up, that's amazing.
Oh, I keep forgetting the down is not blocked.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
If you want to block those down back, nice.
Jumping S1 there.
Oh, nice, I like the heavy follow up was good.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah, we didn't do
As good as I don't we do that's okay some
So I think you're in charge of pressing my fury which I don't that's okay
Yeah, I was why I tried using my theory like a hundred times and it wouldn't work
Yeah. Wait don't worry, I'll time your fury for winning a taxi, don't you worry
much. You won't get a single hit on me without me because, oh. Perfect. You're
doing my part. Alright, the door, let's get you in there. Can't you get it? I'm gonna back up this here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I was on the pin, I was on the pin.
here we go here we go yeah you go right right
oh you bastard okay i'm just i'm not bad okay okay i'm see better i'm see
better i'm see i'm see much better i'm see much better this guy's nothing this
guy's nothing this guy's fucking garbage
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen, boys. That'll
happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
I'm honestly gonna try this button-mashing this next round. I think that might be the
move I I think that could be the move here guys I think that's about because I
was trying to meticulously press all of the strategies he told me and and and I
died immediately so I think we tried just pressing all the buttons at the same
time and see what happens I thought about being just coming here that's
Damn!
Wow.
Oh, good try, good try.
Oh.
Try.
Put me in coach, put me in coach!
Alright, hit him real good.
I'm gonna throw it back, is this?
Oh, shit.
That you gotcha?
You see, I'm already dead.
Huh?
No, no, you're good, you're good.
I got us in two, one.
Oh!
Nice nice, very good, I got a good sense of what you're doing down, 1, 2, oh you can
bomb off that, okay.
Nice, I love that.
I just keep forgetting the down isn't fucking blocked and he gets so many hits on me.
Oh my, I'm done for, I can't even.
over as I shoot it against what hit on me it's fucking over as soon as you get
as soon as you get to first hit on me it's fucking over yeah okay so you know
get ready to like use your assist while you're dead okay okay guys yeah so even
though you're dead right you can and this is true when you play by yourself as
You can always
Yeah, I just press period and nothing else, right?
Yeah
Ah
Like this
play by yourself just get get used to I'm calling out when I'm using my sis and
this will be you in the actual game you're gonna use your sis to open up
here with your message guy and I'll show you what I mean okay at the start of
this game jump forward heavy okay jump forward heavy guy jump forward heavy
guys and then and then when I look right here we just keep having
me. Jump forward heavy. Jump forward heavy! Yeah!
Oh. That's it!
Can't be a coach, put me in coach, put me in!
Beautiful.
Hey I'm not with me!
I'm participating I'm participating very nice very nice very nice very nice
Oh great for me
Oh no man I got it
That's m slash doc right
It's okay okay I guess I'm gonna hit you I will play with the witchy peeking fiend
No need to worry
You're good you're good. You don't need it. Oh shit. I should have tagged you back
You son of a bitch you son of a bitch
You son of a bitch
I do okay, how do I oh wait listen
Okay, okay, this guy see this he Brahms a new player from the character
guys guys if you if I could hit one time I'm into death is there any way to stop
him from hitting me a hundred and hundreds and hundreds of times
guys is there any way yeah break yeah but you only get one break per game not
Really
This is a game where if you touch someone close, they usually die depending on how much they're up
Yeah, you only get you because you only get one break per game and you have to share it with the other guy, right?
Yes, yes, so basically if you use your break and they get one hit on you your instant death
It's like it's like usually two to three touches
I'm gonna take you into the second game. Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? I'm ready, boss. I'm ready, boss.
He's pushing us to what's about to hit him. There we go.
If he blocks that he has pretty good point oh nice nice you got your phone here fantastic
oh too easy too easy nice okay he hit my assist for some reason I'll break the first
Oh, very good, very good.
Good jump after the launcher. Here, I'm gonna tie carry down.
Sending my assist for some reason.
Four, three, two, one. I'm gonna assist again here.
Oh, I'm gonna... You got this.
You're gonna do nothing.
Watch that, and punish.
I don't know what that means, I don't know what that means!
Oh my god, I killed both of them in one life!
His character is like, he's gone and recovering for a little bit, so you can gash up and do a full combo.
Wait, what's a punish button? What's a punish button?
Okay, sorry, so a punish is a turn.
When someone does something that's really unsafe.
Come on!
We can...
So imagine you do a move like that and your character has basically just stunned for a second after this.
There's like, there's like frames where there's a second of him just like not being able to control his character.
He can't block, he can't attack.
But if this is just a second point for me, I'm 100 miles an hour for the entire time.
If there's even a molecule of air between him and me, I'm costing it at any given chance.
The punishment of no concern.
I'm in his pussy the entire match.
Get in his pussy.
Get in his pussy.
I will pee in it.
Or anyone does a super like that where there's that animation where it goes,
Bling, and then it zooms in on them and they do something.
If you block that, most of the time it's not a 5% true, but like most of the time,
you can dash up and you have the advantage.
That's why I hit the KK Kamakama, boom.
No, no, no, no, no, KK MF.
Wait, I thought it was season one or season two?
Amazing.
It's season two, usually.
That's okay, so KK Kamakama, boom, boom, boom.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh!
So, the theory of stress is really simple.
We're getting good, we're getting good.
If you get a hit, you S2, S2.
If you, if they're blocking,
You can keep the pressure up by using S1 and pulling them in.
God, please, okay? KKM? Or KKF?
Uh, it's KKM and then you do the light heavy medium follow-up and they can get us.
I heard what you said, and I listened.
Mm-hmm.
You're good.
You're doing good, man. You're doing good.
I'm blind, man.
Alright!
Let's go fuck this red panda guy.
Let's fuck up. Let's fuck. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You guys have skin.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, that was just, that was just to lock it in.
That was just to be a warm up.
I want to try to get down to the difficulty.
Red panda or like big panda. What about more like red pussy?
Let's say the second one was gross it your question of like
You know I have a question of like what do I do when I'm just getting in combo'd for half my health
The answer is you don't do anything
You just don't get hit because you can do the same for them and they can they can too touch you they can open up
twice and kill you 100 zero you can do the same for them like
If you're new you won't know how to do the optimal combos and they take a lot of time to learn
Gotcha. Okay. Okay. Yeah, no you pop the fuck off. You're actually cooking that last guy
Yeah, I'm gonna let you start off here
Okay, man already these are like these basically these guys kind of played more of a boy
I'm gonna start with that sis
Nice nice
Okay.
Oh, I blocked that, you piece of shit!
Liar! Liar!
Oh!
I'm block-breaking this.
What the hell is that?
Three, two, three, or a colleague gets like special properties when she's in her drop-axis.
Nice, nice. You are hitting on this guy. You are hitting on this guy. You block this and then dash forward and...
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Very close. Back as this here, go.
You can jump. Okay, you can jump in. You can jump in.
nice see that's usually jumping in is a finally open some but I got a few
I got this I got this I got this I do not have this I do not it's like I lied
you're chillin you're chillin that was great you did amazing
He's got a dash button, but yeah, guys, I thought the dash button, is that what you just passed the one?
I mean, I just too touched this guy too.
But yeah, some characters have an easier time doing it than others.
Oh nice. Oh my god. You just hit him with a raw launcher. I like that. Okay.
You're good. You're good. You're good. This guy is the new. So he doesn't really have to come
to his. My back's just, it's sad. Breaking this. All right. Get your offense going.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I've got me in a blind!
I got you.
Oh, that's because I've had my buttons wrong the whole time.
Three, two, one, I'm across the stairs.
I've got you, I've got you, I've got you!
Oh, this is, this is, this is, oh my goodness!
Oh, this is, this is, oh God, please!
Oh, my God!
Nice try, nice try, nice try.
Yet a drop.
It incredulous match, it incredulous match.
Oh, it incredulous lineup.
Oh.
Oh, wow, I missed it there.
Oh, my God, this guy's cooking my butt.
Do not let him cook your butt!
Do not let him cook your butt!
You're fondling him, you're fondling him!
Oh, he is fondling me.
He is fondling me.
Take on your butthole with great ferocity.
You bitch, you motherfuckers!
Is that a cupcake?
Yeah!
Oh nice!
Oh my god, that's so unsafe to do, but I can fucking do it.
Oh my god, look at you go!
Open this guy up big time
That was a bullshit
Am I dead I die yeah, you know you dead
That's what oh wow that was a great assist peanuts when you're playing the game by
yourself think about doing that when you're also playing character and blocking
that's what that's what I've been hearing from my bug leaders that there's
some type of dash move that I'm missing I was sick where's this guy again this
guy is way better than anyone in the tournament because wait wait wait I'm
I'm getting with it. I'm missing a dash move. I'm missing a dash move.
Is that... Isn't that just move, but you tap instead of holding it?
So you can have a dedicated button to dashing, but I don't think it's that important for...
...at the start, in my opinion. I don't use it, and I don't use it anytime.
God!
Oh my god, it hurts me too? Oh, I thought I was, like, kind of invincible out there.
Oh my god.
No.
Yeah, you can be hit a lot when you assist, man.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Maybe not now, maybe not now, I'll tell you what. Okay, you can do a 3-2-1.
Break, break for me. Oh, oh yes. Gotcha.
Too easy, too easy.
easy here here take this motherfucker out I want to watch I wanted watch it watch
it learn watch it learn watch it learn
nice
oh you motherfucker
Oh, you actually had them with the raw launcher.
Yeah!
Wow!
Nice!
Get out of here!
Nice man.
Oh, you wouldn't play like that.
Do you know how you watch me this time?
Oh, you can dig us!
Oh, we've been loading, loading, loading!
Oh
You fucking got this bitch. Oh my god
Actually air to air in there was pretty nice, I can't why I do
it's what I do it's doing my part
it's doing my part
doing my part, Dedimit, for the team
it's doing your dude
you're doing insane for the first time
it's like your fucking game, bro
guys, someone get XQC to have him post a clip on Twitter
when he says I'm not new
get him on that stack!
oh my god
I would not sleep without an XQC Twitter post
My god, I cannot believe this is the most exposure to excos ever gone in its life
It's happening right now in real time your time
I'm down play on down. Let's let's go one more before we are you going Daisy at seven or wait?
I was actually playing I played an hour and ten more, but I don't care. Whatever we switch to Daisy. I
It's whatever. It's I don't care
We can do whatever whatever read the bucket is we're down for anything
We're down. We're down. We're just having a good time. We're down for a good time.
I'm just gonna get ready for it. I mean is it on it's on steam right this is $50 this shit came out when I was 12
Getting fucking scams should I get the cool edition the deluxe edition or the regular one?
I don't know. I've had it since it came out so I don't even remember
That game has been in my library for five fucking hundred years
Yeah
That's insane I don't know is $50 so that game is genuinely been out since the dawn of man that thing should be 299
Without a sale, bro
That's what I'm saying. This should be worth peanuts
Oh my god um oh uh no it's some of the time it's some of the time it's not simple yeah yeah hopefully hopefully hopefully don't let it happen again
let's proceed let's proceed it's time to put this pushing into doing this this guy is of no quarrel to us of no match
I mean which allows hate speech so it's chill who does which all right get in there get in
there yeah
$30 like $50,000
the hell is this guy up to walking bro
oh okay this guy obviously knows exactly what he's doing
You can't keep fighting, oh my god.
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright.
Okay, I'm just being gangbang.
I'm being gangbang.
I got you brother.
I have no idea how to prevent any of this.
Alright.
Alright, alright.
Okay, alright.
Well, at least we had some fun.
At least we had some fun.
That's what it's all about.
That's what it is all about.
Honestly, I think I have a new plan for fighting.
New plan, new plan!
Dude, I think Blitzcrank is so good for new players. Look at that. He just dash up, command grab.
Ooh, I'm dead.
Don't call it a comeback! Don't call it a comeback!
I'm a couple of times away from winning.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh.
That's so crazy.
So he has a fuse that lets him can play two characters at once.
Oh, let me out of him.
Let me out of him.
I don't attack with you.
I don't attack with you now.
Assist!
Oh, nice.
Except I don't know the conversion off that, to be honest.
I don't attack with you.
What can you do, gentlemen?
Ooh!
Incredible!
I did it!
I'm not gonna lie to you, I forgot the assist exists, and when I remembered, I just pressed the button. I didn't actually wait for it.
It's so hard to actually use it on you, even when you're like fighting a game actually, it's so hard.
I SAID!
No, I see, we ganked that guy, how do you see that?
I SAID!
Oh my god!
Hell yeah!
No, I was there too!
Alright!
Get in there, get in there, jump in there.
Nice, it's a good cross-up. See, he had to block that on the other side, which is very hard to do for really anybody, honestly.
I have a break on the next hit you take, so...
Can he jumps in on you? Be ready to anti-air.
I should have the facility to overcome him.
Stop jumping Peter.
No, I have to jump.
It's the only way to counter the lower block.
Just with the ball.
Once.
The game thing is crazy.
No, we're dead.
Keep the control wing.
That is crazy, by the way.
How do you control your...
I
How do you control your assistant, how do you control your assistant it's such it's such a frostish manner
He's called team fight that is it's just so
All right
Look that guy that guy left by the way
Didn't want to face this again and done does did not want to face this again
He was scared. He was just we were learning we were learning his plans and his ways
He only has one move that sit there like a big fat pussy
That's his whole move
Yeah, yeah, no you're gonna you wait if you play it if you play tomorrow
You'll you'll play by yourself, and then you'll need a second character. What are you gonna play team? I was your secondary um?
That's a good question
You might want to play some Timo right now, or you might want to play if you only like Darius
Yeah, wait, wait, I'll just do Juggernaut Darius
Perfect, then you don't have to learn any other character. You can play it slightly in your version of Darius
But you don't have access to assist
So I would say one thing you're doing a lot is you're just kind of sitting there blocking and you kind of want to be
Dashing forward and backwards and using your medium more
Dashing I just tap the A and the D, right?
yes exactly you can you can have a and D or you can if you want to you can find
it you have a button but yeah just practice like moving around and not
not staying like just staying mobile is really good and and be okay with like
like testing your opponent and only as quick as the quick
You won't even see me on the screen. I don't be moving so quickly
All right good. Yeah, I'll come up dude. That guy's name is Boogernot. Is that a sign? We should gamble
I think it's making fun of you. I think it's a sign we should we should drink and gamble
Cheers boys, cheers
Those are two better things
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
What?
This game is free. Oh, yeah, this game is
I've never actually used the right launcher before League of Legends. I
Guess all fucking Rockins are free you should ask someone says you should ask peanut and make sure you can even join the day see server
Oh, yeah, that's true. I don't have an in play
I keep forgetting down is that block. I'm such an idiot. Oh my god. Okay also he jumps anyways
AHHHHHH
That plays freestyle of Holly Oste, he's a loser.
Oh my god!
I haven't even laid in a fucking hit yet!
Yeah.
I like that, push it, I like that bitch!
I like that!
AHHHHH
That's pretty bad.
Oh
That's my one insist oh, yes, it's a question question. You can do it. Oh
again oh yeah well it is a four-second
cooldown like after use it
Oh
We did it
Nice
Ah!
Here it is.
I couldn't block them all off you.
Oh, nice job.
Oh, he just got grabbed.
This guy's very, this guy's a very mobile player, bro.
I'm telling you what, I'm hitting keys on my keyboard and I'm pushing speed, I'm pushing them!
I'm pushing my keys through the dash!
There's no stopping him! There's no stopping him!
There's no st- what's he getting to hold of you?
He- he- he's just keep fucking y'en fucking y'en!
Oh my goodness gracious!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
A jester!
Very nice.
Is there any way to go through a block as my guy?
Don't hit the light.
Is there any way to...
Sorry, what?
Is there any way to go through a guy's block?
Like, you know how that robot can grab you?
Is there anything that my guy can do?
Like, to grab them into me?
Well, no. You know how when they're blocking, there's nothing I can do except for wait.
But the robot has a grab function that can go through someone's block.
Do you have a regular throw the robot has a command throw that's not okay, so
Which one's my throw button?
I think it's what is it someone in chat will be able to tell you I don't know your keyboard
Boys which one is that could it could it's robot hit on the keyboard?
K and L at the same time
Yeah, okay, let me let me uh
Uh, you're in here with me, right?
I'm like, I feel like I'm a 45 year old mom using a keyboard for the first time.
It's so weird, right?
I'm using an iPhone with my pointer fingers.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing out here.
I'm using Siri as if it is a God.
This is the most impossible task I've ever been presented in my life.
I'm in this training cabinet over here.
Should I bust out the roller?
What is the roller?
The controller.
The controller.
Bro, you're already an hour into this.
It is true. I am already an hour into this.
How many hours into this are we?
Are we two hours into this?
We're two hours into this.
I think at this point it would be bad.
get in here get in here oh wait you're my are you my duo no you find a duo okay
we need to be on different sides of the cabinet oh wait wait yeah wait what the
fuck is going on yeah yeah forfeit wait okay now go in again on your side
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, let me show you a couple things that you can do differently when you're up against.
One counting for D.
All right, so one of the things that you're doing
Yeah, that
You don't want to do an attorney is you're just holding down flip back like this
You use one hand to control
Of course, I don't have it some talking about knowledge, but do you use one hand to control your WASD than the other hand?
You control all the other buttons and you never cross or do you sometimes use both hands of them on the right side? Oh
I know I have I have one hand. Okay, my my setup's weird
I use the arrow keys on my right hand
So I have one hand controlling movement and I have one hand controlling all the attacks. Yeah, how the fuck do you even?
Okay, all right
Okay, all right, you know how to
You know how to you know how to do it?
This is this is right here. Boom. Yes, okay, so do it to me again
Okay, wait over one. Oh
Oh, I'm on...
Oh, gotcha, like...
I can tech your throw.
If I think that you're gonna throw,
I can just...
I can just tech your throw.
I can also...
Another answer to throw is...
is jump.
And if you jump like this, you throw.
So you got your game?
You just grab the air.
Yeah, you can try to throw me.
Airborne people are not...
blowable.
So, yeah, like...
I can back dash your throw.
I can just...
I can just have him there.
But if someone is just holding Dross,
like how how kind of you're doing right because like a lot of times you're just kind of
like this yeah then then you're gonna you're gonna get opened up by a throw
that's why like generally like you want to just be on the move and then throwing out your your
butt dance right on the move throwing out your butt oh that's how the game is usually played
got you okay got you
Yeah.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good, oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens.
Yeah, you're like that, pushy.
Oh.
And then you also have to know when it's your turn.
Which is like another kind of funny thing.
You have to know when it's time to block, when it's time to go in.
So if I finish the stream, just keep walking.
Okay, I'm gonna finish this.
Your turn.
Now, now it's my turn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna show you actually in the data display really.
when it's time to block, I want it's time to go in.
So if I finish the stream, just keep walking.
Look at this.
Okay, your turn.
Now it's my turn, yeah!
Yeah, I'm going to show you actually
in the data display really fast.
Oh, you got your data display guy?
Like if you block this, you can see on my thing,
I'm like minus, I don't know how much that was.
I didn't really get to see it, but anyways,
I'm just like kind of stunned for a little while
so then you have the advantage.
That's okay?
Yeah, so I mean you can always like make things up like getting them or throwing them if they're blocking a lot
You saw Darius like Darius has a very specific mechanic that makes it so you don't really want to be using a lot
This is called bleed. So I'll show you. Yeah
Okay, right now you're bled and you can watch HP if I hit you while you're blocking now
Your AP goes down.
Oh, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, hold on.
How do I get out of this situation?
You don't.
You just take that damage, because Darius is one of the most, like, easy to...
It's like very easy to just slightly boot up somebody on Darius.
Ah, okay, alright.
Ah, I have gotten out of the situation.
Oh, never mind, I have not gotten out of the situation.
Ah, hold on, I've almost out of the situation.
Don't you worry any moment now. I will be I'll be ready for battle. Do not worry any moment now
I'll be back. Ah, you made a great person. Oh
Okay, all right hold on now. Oh, okay. I'm any moment. Ah, how do you like such huh? How do you like such?
You cannot withstand
Oh, hold on now. I'll be okay. I'll be out of this in just a second. Don't you worry?
Don't you worry. This is your fucking nut. You're done for buddy. Oh
Oh
Don't worry you won't play anything like this in the tournament, um
Teach him. Okay. I'm gonna teach you one more thing. It's yeah
You can do medium you can do forward s2
Okay, that's how you do that and that does way more damage than
What are you?
Haha!
Haha!
Oh, now you are in for a beating!
Now you are in for a beating!
Oh!
Oh!
Now you are...
Ah, yeah!
How do you like Zunch?
How do you like Zunch?
If I grab you, what should my next step be?
I see if I can...
Boom!
That one.
You can down special SQ.
Down?
you what it looks like. You do a grab, you can down S2, and then you can special 2.
Yeah, then down S2! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, down S2! But that doesn't really do much.
I'm not gonna hit you.
Rot one. You want to do the fireball. It'll be, it'll be down, comma, I guess.
I'm doing down. Oh, that was down period. Oh, oh, good heavens. Oh, silly me.
Down, comma, special 2. Or down, comma, super 2.
Wait, now what? What's the combo after that?
YAH!
How do I hit you for hours and be fucking annoying and shit?
Oh, you wanna know like an optimal combo?
I wanna be able to hit this guy until next fucking week!
So like, this is pretty common, right? It's like...
Um... I don't wanna...
...teach you.
Ah, chat! How do I teach him this?
Okay.
I'll be your one combo right now. Alright, so, in the corner. In the corner. I'll just
show it to you right now. I don't know the exact spot right, but you just need to know
where to find the number one. It's medium heavy, forward S2, medium heavy, forward S2,
S2.
Medium heavy, forward S2, guys. Alright, alright, alright, medium heavy, forward S2. No, wait,
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait.
Medium, heavy, 4S2!
Medium, heavy, 4S2!
Wait, wait, medium, heavy, 4S2!
Let's just see if you know how to do this.
Do this move, do this move.
Wait, all right, okay, guys, forward S2.
Wait, wait, yeah!
Yeah, that's how you do it.
Okay, so in the corner,
you wanna do medium, heavy, forward S2.
Medium, heavy, 4S2!
Wrong button.
Oh, that'll happen, that'll happen.
medium that says
All right, so do that again, but you have to be like literally on top of me for this to you and then that should combo into
Okay, here's one way to open someone up
here's a way to open somebody up and it won't take very much dash up it's
crouching medium heavy forward S2 S2 so crouching medium medium heavy forward S2 S2
does that make sense you open them low okay okay um wait no no medium medium
heavy 4x2 4x2 wait wait down medium medium medium heavy 4x2 boom
It's my power!
Ha ha ha!
You're dominating the tournament tomorrow!
You die medium, medium, launch!
Fortes two!
You die medium, medium, launch!
Fortes two!
Medium!
Die medium, medium!
Back!
S2!
My searcher's in here and he's like just teach him down medium, medium, medium, medium.
You have a code check?
Just literally do down medium and then just spam medium go down
Perfect that will be your that was half by a
Go-to combo you see how you shoot happen right there
Oh my god, that is insane that is insane and then I'll hit you with one of these bad boys
But watch hit there watch hit it. Yeah. Oh, what's your what's your there? Oh?
Ah! Oh! I didn't see that coming, did ya? Huh? Oh! I didn't see that was coming, did ya?
Pitching!
And then I'll do one of these!
Then I'll do one of these!
That was one meter, by the way.
Then I'll do one of these! Then I'll do one of these! Then I'll do one of these! Then I'll do one of these!
And then I'll do one of these! And then I'll do that! And then I'll do it!
I don't know if you can kind of saw us.
Yeah, the full combo will cost you one bar, but you know, it's like almost all of my...
Alright, that's great. So just...
We are ready.
right think about should I jump in will he answer me well you know why hit you
with the launcher if you jump in or should I dash up and go low like this
right the combo that you just did like should I try to catch them low if some
people will just get caught like this
oops I think I fucked up the uh okay whatever so yeah I'm the other guy
under blue one offense like you want to do this right you want to jump in like
You're not jumping anywhere buddy. You're not jumping anywhere. Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, yeah
Okay, that was great. That was great. That was great
Do that again
Come on
So someone's jumping too much
You can also go air-to-air so you try jumping
Okay
Inquisitive
They just no way out of H1.
Yeah, this is just like straight up a combo, so you can't do anything about it.
I don't know how much is a combo, but like looking at the side of the screen, you see that 3 hit combo.
You know, that's not a combo.
Usually on your wake up, you know, I'm gonna be honest, usually on your wake up, unless they're really bad, you're probably gonna have to block.
Like, you're usually gonna have to block.
What you can do when you wake up is like if I knock you down you can wake up with S1 or S2.
So this is kind of the last thing is like you can do a wake up attack and you can wake up with that right?
And that gets you out of trouble if they're like constant trust training.
What the fuck? They're just unlimited? You can just do that a limited times?
Well if I block at your fucks, here do it again, do it again.
Okay.
If I mark it, I get... I get...
Oh you devious dog, oh! Oh you...
Oh
Always attacking you on wake up like every time every time you're down like this if they're always attacking you then yeah
It'll get them off you right, but there's a huge risk involved
In this turning mass rolling gen of attack yeah, okay, my coach says in this tournament
Use your get up attack.
On the way.
Got you.
Get some K and M.
K and M.
And then if you block it, I'm gonna go ahead and move one of these bad boys.
And then I, and then one of...
Wait, hold on.
I think I did that wrong.
Yeah, you're supposed to be K.
Wait, hold up.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up.
What was it?
Hold up.
What was the thing you told me to do after I grabbed somebody?
After you grab someone it's down as one
We got okay
Yeah, we all run one. Hold on wait
Down as one but that is it wait wait as one sorry down as excuse me excuse me down as
You would lie to me in such a situation. I'll return to me down. It's perfect
and then if they're in the corner then you can follow that up with your
Super two super super two super special to
What do I do with this? Well, you can't escape this
That's like a fireball
And then you know, it's so hard to block you don't have a person you're back
real match, real match, real match, real match, real match, real match time.
I have the techniques, I have the techniques and the will to win.
Whatever you do, whatever you do, whatever you're ready.
All right, all right, take your time, take your time.
Do it, do it, what are we doing?
AWHH, I didn't see that one coming into...
YEEEAAAHHHHH
Beautiful, beautiful, I like them I like- I like what he did there
Oh, oh, oh oh. Ah ooh, ah ooh
Ah, oh
OO-oh
Okay, oh alright okay alright real game time real game time real game time
Real game time real game time real game time real game time
Locking in boys locking it locking in oh my god let's fucking win this tournament man
Let's win it. Let's go three for three and basically I know the points disagree with me
But if we win this next one first place we basically win the entire tonight not guaranteed
Actually, no, I think if you win this next if we win tomorrow
I think we secure a tie at minimum, right?
Is it not how that works? Is that our dude. I have absolutely no idea
We'll think about this for a second, think about this for a second. Say we get first place, right?
And this is assuming that the person in the second most lead right now always does his best.
So if we get first place, we'll be at 60 points.
Let's say the team at 20 points right now gets second place because they obviously can get first if we get first.
So that means they will be at a total of 35
points.
So if we win tomorrow, we guarantee win the whole thing because we won three fucking games.
No, no, no, no, they have 30 points. I'm an idiot. Wait, no, no second place has 30 points, right?
Yeah, okay, wait, wait, let me replay this. Okay, listen guys first place has 40 points and us second place has 30 points
So say if we win we will be shot up to 60 points and let's say the 30 points team gets second place
So they'll be at 45 so even if we get last place on the fourth and final
Game of the tournament that we will get five points for that giving us 65 and let's say they get first place
Which they would just that 45 they will be shot to 65 so which would be a tie so we win
Tomorrow be guaranteed tie at minimum the second place only yeah
Yeah, that's correct. That's correct. It was a piece of it
There's absolutely zero chance. We're getting last place in fucking CS dude like zero chance
Wait, we just the second place actually only have 25 points
Yeah, we're up 15 points on team adapts, but that means if we win first place while we win the tournament
That's it. I'll guarantee you win
Think about it because that would put us in 60 points
And even if they got second place and then first place that would put them at 40 60
Yeah, we would be yes. Yes, that's correct if we win tomorrow
I mean bro if we win tomorrow we won three fucking games out of the four games in the tournament
Of course, we should win the whole tourney. Yeah, I'm inviting. Yeah
We would win by five points at minimum if we win tomorrow at first place. Mm-hmm
We're not sure they have bonus points. What is bonus points?
Dude, I have no idea there's bonus points in this tournament. Seriously?
I don't know. Guys, you see, I'm getting rid of those dope bonus points.
Oh, stop thinking. I can see it hurting you.
I am thinking.
Oh, the whole tab. Oh, I've read the whole tab. Can you see me in my bush?
If we win first place tomorrow we win
Everything we take it all mr. Dumbledift you take it all
That was a demonic everything
That's how
Enthusiastic I am about winning. I
By the way, I know you love another invite. You know how I know you fucking loved winning
It's like your reaction to winning the fuck the first week of pod
I've seen some of the things you had to say about Call of Duty, but when we won that Call of Duty tournament
I can tell you're dopamine. You're a dopamine man. Oh, yeah, we we don't do a lot of winning over here
And let me tell you we've been winning
You know that I went into a
I don't see my Sundays
I went to a Russ tournament this last Sunday and I didn't stream it because I obviously assumed I was gonna lose
I usually lose all the time
It was me versus 24 other Russ Bros. Everybody's on a team by themselves
I ended up sweeping the entire tournament one first place completely off-stream. Don't even fucking know. Oh my
That is crazy
Why did you stream it? Are you kidding? I thought I was gonna lose. I thought I was gonna lose I
Against 24 the rest pose. It was no chance of me winning
I'd take the last game the last game was me and the other guy competing for first place where you have to do an
the old Western turn around with the revolver,
I turned around one shot him in the face
before he can even let off a bullet.
Wait, so you flushed up like that?
I clutched up like that, I clutched up like that.
You have ice in your vein, bro.
Gee, gee, gee.
I was there, no, Chad, I was there,
and Obama was there, and he got a standing ovation.
I remember what Obama was there.
He gave me my own drone, it was incredible.
Oh my goodness, okay.
Real real events that really happened in real life. What a day. What a day by the way
I missed the invite again again again, so I'll need another another another another invite
You thank God buddy. Thank you. Thank you. I'm downloading daisy as we speak
Good what percentage is that?
Mr. Guerra
Yeah, wait. Oh, yeah, wait, hold up. Let me
Yeah, I have privileges to invite. Let me let me send you let me let me get you an invite to the discord server
And then what you'll do is you'll download it'll tell you what to do you'll download it and you'll request whitelist and
And and it'll it'll it'll do the whatever your demand
Yeah, all right sounds good. Let me I see don't have a vision. Let me text Mr.
Hodge will give you permission
You're chilling. I don't mind taking a picking a dinner break as well and then I'll play later
either way is good oh my god it's first time Daisy it's just a survival game
right yeah it's just a survival game yeah mm-hmm that's chill I played a
million strong first person to reply I will send you $500 I would take that
How can they have on that massive that's a massive win right there?
No ice in his veins got Addie's his face good listen mr. Double it. I feel like you're you are you and I feel like you're an Adderall type of guy
Do you think I'm
No, I don't man. I don't unfortunately. I'm just I'm tell the same thing I told Timmy, okay? You do guys
All right, you're already the best.
If you buy, I think the world would like to know
what that looks like.
I think I do not stand alone.
I do not believe I stand alone.
I do not believe I stand alone.
What does that have to do with that at all?
It makes you twice as good.
It makes you, of course, if prescribed by a doctor,
if you get it illegally, it makes you twice as bad.
It makes you twice as bad.
I have heard that.
I'm doing a 100% dead ass right now. I got described Adderall from like a really sketchy online doctor and I tried it and
It made me play worst I've never tried it again. Really? That was like a pro player
Chains of use the double
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so tired
This is perfect
you get to practice Darius juggernaut right now and I get to watch and it
cuts all right I basically just put him double lift out of the game for anyone
that doesn't know what I did there yeah no you're trying this is how you're
gonna play the turning right here here we go here we go here we go easy peasy
easy peasy
chugger not
is all you bro
oh my goodness
that's not a combo but nice try
Oh nice
What the hell is that 12 day with that
He can throw out these projectiles that stun you when you get hit
I can block them?
You can always shoot
You can, you can block them
I think it's kind of like a break
You could break, you could break
That's your life?
Yeah, yeah, perfect
Save yourself some HP there
Don't wait don't wait for him to take a fight to do it.
Oh, I didn't take it. I didn't take the chance. Oh!
Nice try.
Oh!
Hey, keep trying.
Keep trying. You'll catch him eventually.
You bastard! You bastard!
Nice. Oh, nice.
Okay, remember you have Fury on the next hit that he gets, okay?
Oh, I'm so sorry
Okay, okay
Wanted to show this is a great. This is a great practice. Oh
You miss completely
Like this perfect
Nice
Wow, that was sick. You did a theory cancel on accident. Oh, maybe it was on purpose. Oh
Sick you did medium. So when you're furious when you're red like that
All of them moves into a dash and you did medium dash, medium dash, medium dash and you almost had a sick ass combo.
I don't know if it was on purpose but it was sick as hell.
Go again, go again.
Of course it was on purpose.
Of course it was on purpose.
I peaced his ass up.
You almost beat him, you almost beat him.
This guy's better than most of you.
Okay, what's up boys?
Try to end, if he's blocking, try to end it with S1 or S2.
Okay, don't stop your pressure with just like normals.
Oh my god!
You're one of the strongest guys.
I can't kick it out of here!
I can't.
I'm gonna do the damage.
You don't want to fear unless he's hitting you.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Antioch, that was sick.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Yeah.
We hold up.
Wait.
Wait.
I remember, we used M and Dot.
How are you supposed to press M and Dot at the same time?
Oh, okay.
Alright, I wasn't prepared.
What's it gonna say?
Hold up now.
Hold up now.
Hold up.
Everybody pause.
Hold up now.
Everybody pause.
Hold up now.
Everybody pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Oh
Okay, all right, okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Oh
No I didn't do the combo, fuck fuck fuck my ass, fuck my ass, fuck my ass, fuck my ass a thousand times
FUCK, FUCK individual and everyone
Oh, fuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Yeah, great, great, fantastic
Hey nice, that was close
You actually are a lot closer than it looks
Oh
Oh
An incredulous an incredulous fight an incredulous fight perhaps and pick rematch perhaps we came back
I'm gonna put it down to the dirt. I'm gonna put it down to the dirt right this way this one in the dirt in the dirt where he belongs
Keep trying your standing media now. It's a very very big move
Okay, all right, that did not work for me. No, you're killing all right. He's not going to be
Nice!
Oh my god, you guys are both just spamming fucking games.
Boy, what am I watching?
Ha ha ha!
Fury, Fury, oh.
Stop it, I'm gonna get- oh!
It's too late now, dude.
Fury, Fury, nice.
The second you get hit.
AHH!
FUCK MY ASS A THOUSAND TIMES INTO THE END OF THE SEA AND INTO THE END
Sponsored by the Sun from the Universe!
Exactly, exactly. Stay mobile and keep trying. Great.
Alright, the number one thing that's getting hit a lot is you're pressing down heavy and doing your monster lock. Just stick with medium.
Okay, okay
Nice
your wake up use your get up attack that's that's basically just pressing S
one when you wake up it's one okay you're so close you're so close that's
what it's am right okay okay all right we back you back you back okay okay
okay you're so close I got this time I got this time I have it I have it I
I have it this time.
Oh, you bastard.
Oh my god, what a read.
You already know that was the read.
I guess it was.
I guess it was.
Oh wow, he fucked up the spawn bow.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, very good, very good.
Oh, you're shitting on him here.
He's 1 hp.
Yeah!
Nice, nice.
Nothing here.
Oh, nice!
Good toss up there.
Oh!
Nice nice here. Oh nice
How is he so fast?
That's echo stuff, nice, really nice, great part of teaming it, so good, okay.
Nice, big combo here, he has to break, good.
you got here here nice good that saved your life not really oh my god oh my
goodness watch your problems he's watching pop up oh you didn't break
oh my god nice dash that medium it was wake up good try
Oh my god, I've never seen that combo before, what the...
Oh, you bastard, you bastard, you bastard, you bastard, you bastard!
Nice try no, no, I was having one. Yeah
No, you're getting a lot better you're getting
Yeah genius base hardly hardly
Butt-masher butt-masher. That's a butt-masher. That's a butt-master right there. Tell me the loser right now
Pussy pussy and and furthermore furthermore a bitch
Watch him there. He's got a choker on.
Oh my god, I believe you go. Nice. I like that you just start the round with dash up medium. That will work most of the time.
Here. Good beer on the next hit he gets. Nice. Get him off you.
Wow, these cuckoos get up attack with them.
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing right now?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yeah.
Oh my god, wake up down heavy.
You are naughty boy, bro.
It worked, but...
It is over for I.
it is over five oh my goodness okay if you want to wake up with a button he's on
poppy try using your light
the light's on
he's just keep falling for it he's just keep falling for it
i know he's died to this oh my god nice you're so close to keep
having it wow you actually oh my god oh my god
that that is diaphone's collar that's my coach right there he said down medium
and stand medium
You're a push block there, that's sick.
Beautiful. Nice try.
You didn't jump forward, that's why you're S2 there with...
On your next stage. Remember your appearing?
Fuck my ass, the Call of Duty times!
Fuck!
It's over, it's over! The game!
I'm lost, I can't...
It's okay.
Oh
You are good. You are good. You're so close. You wonder how does it call you at the start of this guy's a cheeser
as a loser
Do you want to play do I feel you ever been playing?
No, I'm chillin out. I'm loving watching this. I would not let you have the time
I would not let you have the time to play.
That's way for you to get better. Just to get it shit on over and over, not even joking.
Let's see me fall forward again. Let's see this, let's see this, let's see this, let's see this here.
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
Yeah, it's okay.
You keep doing down, right there, that overhead, which is down toward medium.
Try to avoid doing that. That's a really nice dodge move.
Really nice. Don't be sick.
Oh my god.
That's kind of tall, Aya.
You get through this. Nice. You get through it.
Nice. Okay.
Really good.
Okay. Oh my god.
Yeah, it's good. You finally blocked it.
Good get up attack.
Oh, you bastard. You bastard. You bastard.
Oh my God, dude, you're doing a monster over and over again.
You've got to just do medium growth. Oh, you fucking.
Really good. Okay.
I'm telling you you've got to stop doing down heavy
Yes, yes, you're doing the medium overhead you want to just do only down not down full that's okay gotcha
You knew you knew down back that way
Yes, yes, like that.
What the hell you fucking did?
You all launch or something.
You're appearing before you die.
No!
No!
Riding, I kind of tried.
Maybe telling you to use your fear there was a mistake,
because I think it carries there was.
Oh my god.
Okay, you didn't jump forward there, you only just did jump straight up.
straight up that's why it whipped again nice good get up attack oh my god oh I'm
gonna go for the head overhead oh you bastard
oh nice dash under his jump that was very good now you have him you have him
right near perfect so sick so sick oh oh wait oh no oh I have made a great
I
I
Look at this guy
Are you P1 you are right here change your change your fuse to
I mean, actually, you know, keep it under the no, no, keep it under the what am I saying?
Yeah, yeah, I don't need to have people's. No, dude. I'm your cheerleader. Oh
I'm getting the chubby watching you work this guy
I've had the chubby the entire time. I've had the chubby being tired duration
Might all three have chubbies right now. He's getting work by Burr Pena
I'm true
Dude, you're actually cooking this guy. No, you're like, this is crazy
He was farming you and then
I have to get another silly juice. I have to immediately and whizzle at once
I'm trying to piece this pussy up. I will be grabbing another one
No way we're silly juice to escape combo. Holy
Oh, I choose the stage of that voice wait no way bug again. Oh my god. I'm oh my goodness. Oh
Oh my goodness, no way!
We need to reset the game AGAIN!
I was zoned in, I was styled in!
What a shame, what a shame!
Is it my fault? Did I? Did I not press it?
No, dude, I fucking...
Sorry God, I selected the stage.
Okay, goodbye.
Goodbye to 2xKO.
By the way, I'm sorry, let me put it in the disc real quick.
Let me see here.
Oh, what out of that?
You can go again.
Dude, it's cool.
I'm probably going to end stream pretty soon anyways and just go eat dinner and then I'll
be back and I'll play some Daisy with you guys off stream.
Okay.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
What's your discord?
How do I get to exact discord?
How do you get my exact, like, my discord name?
Yeah.
It's a zeblist.
Okay.
Wait, was I not supposed to say it on stream?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm good.
I don't think I can get friend requests unless they're already a friend or a friend.
Usually I just go through huts to get everybody up and at them, but the huts is not responding.
You're good.
You're good, but I just I just put in the referral as well as I'm gonna put in general chat here
Let me see hey, can we get double lift in the discord server slash game server?
There we go. I just text him. I just text him. I just text him
Okay, okay. I was a Daisy time. Oh, you think we're done practicing. You think we're good
Dude, I think we're good and you you that's it like we ended that shit on a high
I swear to God like you fucking go smoke by that guy three times and then you smoke him back like
This is double it if you had to guess if you had to put one
Billion dollars on it. Okay. Do you think that that that most of the players in the tournament tomorrow are gonna be above?
Or what we low way way way below that guy
That guy was not bad
that guy was not bad I think I don't know you picked up the game really fucking fast
I think the fact that you were down to play for three hours you already basically outworked like half the tournament because these guys
That was incredible. I did not think I would enjoy a fighting game such as nine such as nine
Tyler one is gonna fuck you. Let me tell you what's gonna happen Tyler one
He's gonna get his shit cooked for a third time and then he's gonna use his lumpy hand to yell at his teammates
and my life points!
You're gonna make him look for his eyebrows again.
No, do you tell that one that's getting farmed in brawn?
My chat was saying he was getting farmed in brawn.
It's like, actually.
Really? Is there a rank system in this game?
Oh, yeah. You played enough casuals for it.
I think you could play rank if you wanted to, and see where you're at.
Oh.
That's fine. Honestly, I might have a little early demand too.
Watch, I have a meeting, I have a meeting, I don't know.
Oh, if I can, I will, if I can, I will.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, flexing the meeting.
It's with Jeff Bezos and...
Oh my god, there's no way...
I was literally about to ask you some Jeff Bezos.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Yeah, he...
I'm trying to school him and he is just so out of reality.
I'm trying to convince him to treat his workers even worse,
But he simply isn't taking to it. So I'm having a one-on-one meeting with him tomorrow to see if I can convince him
He said he's gonna allow one B break per week and I said
But we do know how much all or why you are losing person per sector economy
Influence rise stock price per capita and
So I am suggesting one P break for you of course
Yeah, no, I mean his biggest problem that he's way too down to earth. Yeah, he's I'm so glad he's asking you for advice
Yeah, I I mean
What can you do what can you do? I'll try my best. That's all you can that's what you can ask your brother. Thank you
Thank you double lift. Thank you. You're you are the the goat. You are the goat
Hmm, you're down and sick. Thank you. Thanks for it. Thanks for playing bro. I'm uh, I'm excited
I'm really happy that you put in some time before before tomorrow
I think you're actually like you're way over
Thank you, this is definitely a few good men and even if we don't do good in this one
Let me assure you mr. Double if with all my mind and and and heart that we will crush
You and fish away our enemies on CS 2 in the fourth week
We will win this tournament through and through hand-in-hand easily
Mm-hmm, dude, bro. I'm not even joking if we did pistols on it. We're gonna win we're gonna win this CS 30
I pixels are actually by my 14
Yeah, dude, you're a deagle demon. What I mean, dude. I
Think if we do okay in 2x ko we got in the bag. Mm-hmm as long as you like second will probably be it's what basically guaranteed
I believe in us
All right, all right, bro. Let me know about the server thing
I will I'm probably gonna take a break and go eat dinner and I'll be back later
So I'll keep an eye on the discord and I'll text you when I see response, okay?
Yeah, for sure, bro. That's a good one. Thanks for two days. We must have left
Yeah, don't worry. See you GGs. See you see you tomorrow. I'm good. I'm good
All right boys. All right gentlemen. All right, just massive W for mr. Double it. I'm telling you that guy off
Oh my goodness
I didn't know if I wanted him to coach me if I wanted him to fuck me. He is such a he is
Ah, he is a good man. He is a good man. Ah, incredible incredulous
incredulous
Love that you were playing Daisy. I know like that game for a year and I love the place
And I must you play anything win or lose. It's the last five. That's right up. Mr. Duncey. Mr. Duncey good man
Why not both? Oh the double lamby the DeBrisio the DeBrisio
So, let's get Mr. gimmick in here.
Hopefully they approve my thing.
I've never actually had to go through the official way
of doing it.
I usually just text hot so that he gets it done.
So I don't know how long this takes,
but I put in a referral.
I put it in the general chat.
I text and hot, I've done,
I think I've done all I can do, I think.
I'm not certain.
I believe I've done all I can do.
We will see, we will see.
Let me get Mr. Gimmick. Let me get Mr. Gimmick here.
Hmm.
Let's see Mr. Gimmick. Where is Mr. Gimmick?
Is he streaming? Is he streaming? Let me check.
Let me check here.
Let me check here.
Oh, there he is. There he is.
The handsome man of the hour.
The handsome man of the hour.
All right, let me join up on him.
Let me join up on him. Let me join up on him.
Hmm
He is looking at us. He's he's peeping at us. He's peeping. He was peeping at us there for a moment
So incredible so it I forgot to actually tell him what I wanted to tell him. Oh
It's like music
Oh, no, that's me
gimmick
Join the disco
Oh, no, that's me. What were we what wait? What was the point of that?
Oh, oh, hey
Where were we?
Where were we?
What?
Oh hey.
Oh hey.
This is better.
Hey, how are you doing, Mr. gimmick?
I think this might be a little bit better.
Incredible.
Incredible.
I saw you up there.
That glint in your eye, Mr. gimmick.
Beautiful.
Beautiful indeed.
Yeah, right back at you, sir.
Right back at you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I see there's a little silly juice on your bar there.
Are we doing a silly juice tonight?
Oh, I was...
Funny you bitch in fact, Bodge, I was about to grab another dose of the sauce myself.
Oh, I've just rebuilt my own.
Now Daisy is best played on a lot of silly jokes.
Of course, of course.
Charcoal's the senses.
If you don't have a boner yet, let me tell you, you will have one soon Mr. gimmick.
Oh, that's, I mean, been there done that, I mean, it's too late for that, we're already
there.
Oh, I started up Daisy wrong. I'm a fucking idiot. Oh my god. All right. Oh, there you go. Oh, hold on. I'll be a little late
Hopefully take your time. I can recover from this blood
What a blunder what a blunder the blood. Oh my goodness what a blunder. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh
Oh my goodness what a blood I'm so sorry mr. gimmick for the delay. I'm doing like this all the time
Oh my goodness. Oh, like when I put nitrous in my grandma's climbing chair stair the one that goes and hovers across it on that line
Did you trip? Did you trade me? Did you trebuchet your grandmother?
I well, I was hoping to help her get up and down quicker because it took a good five to ten minutes simply to go upstairs and
Next thing you know, there's a key. There's a hole connecting the living room in the kitchen and she's just all over the walls
It's oh, but let me tell you I set up a little rope fully system
She just hooks her she just hooks her neck up and it drags her up the stairs. Yeah, I
I put it above her bed and I woke her up once I had suspended it and I said you're in heaven now
You're in heaven. Oh, and she was she was dangling
It was it was April Fools and course. It was April Fools. Oh, it was April Fools. Yes
I'd like to keep her right on the edge. Yes, prepare her for death
Get her right ride the line
You don't want to kill her because then on a lot of paperwork
Ride the line because it's coming soon. Of course. Of course. Of course. I mean that that's we always oh, there's new mods
Oh, let me download these new mods be one second. Yep. Yep. Yep. It takes like two seconds
He finally add lockboxes or base building anything like that. Um, I don't know
Looks like your boxes were like a sure thing. It sounds like lockboxes were done deal
I don't think there's skybox overhauled the mosquey island the mosquey survivors stalker retex
re arm DZ
He tell it might it might be re arm re it might be in re arm
Rearm does a lot of that kind of that kind of fancy stuff. Oh
I can't say for sure though, but it I it sounded like that was a done deal like that was coming
But base bit full on bases. I I don't think I don't think they're in. Oh, that's okay. That's okay
Bases and Daisy are not like rusts.
They are, they are.
There's something else entirely
missed to give me kind of heard.
Ooh.
You think running simulator's bad?
Try base building simulator and Daisy.
Mercy.
Oh.
I'm gonna be cutting logs for three and a half hours.
Oh.
Sharpening it with the stone that you don't have.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, this is going to be better, Mr. Peanut.
This is going to be better.
All right.
Namask is the right choice.
It's the right choice.
There's been a lot of hooping and hollering about Namask
is going to be harder.
Well, technically, it's a harder map.
It's way easier to find your friends.
Fantastic.
Once you get with the group, it's good.
It's fine.
Fantastic.
Overall, going to be easier.
That is great to hear.
That is so splintiferous to hear.
has been tit-for-it's significant piece.
I've opened up the game,
I'm gonna grab a quick silly juice,
I'll be right back.
In one whistle, in one second.
Take your time.
I have returned expeditiously and I'm ready for our adventure.
Beautiful.
Just continue here as soon as-
Yes, also, if I can get him an invite, I was hoping Mr. Doublelift could join us as
well. Mr. Doublelift. I like the sound of that. He is a man of extraordinary. You heard
of Mr. Doublelift. Oh yeah, I actually just I heard about him for the first time when you picked him
first. Oh, I thought people were calling Tyler one Mr. Doublelift because of his strong muscles.
Oh, I thought it was like a nickname. And then I imagined my surprise when I learned it was a
completely different person. Oh, I would be thoroughly surprised.
Let me, I was texting Mr. Doublelift one quick thing.
Yeah, don't take your time. Take your time.
All right, I'm good to go.
You spawn with a physical map now, a physical map, a physical map in your inventory, you
put it in your hands and you just do a little click, bing bang boom, we spawn in the north.
It's astronomically smaller this northern island than Deadfall, astronomically, it's
It's gonna be very easy to find each other.
You let it be.
Wait, does it show me where I am on the map?
No, unfortunately not.
Ah, that is completely useless.
But you spawn on the coast, and you just
go the opposite direction of the water, and you go in.
But before you do that, look around
and see if you see anything whatsoever.
I see genuinely, but fuck nothing.
Okay, so walk, run the literal opposite direction of the water and run into the trees.
Okay, I see a smoke.
Oh wait, I think I see you.
He's serious?
I think I see you.
I'm serious.
See, this is where the smoke is.
Oh, how long?
Mr. Gimmick!
Mr. Gimmick!
Oh, what a sweet surprise.
Oh my God, see?
See?
How long?
Over under on how long that took versus how long that took.
It's so old.
So old and full of mold.
Mold
It's all lines of wisdom
And my hair is actually not gray. It's just it's just frozen. Oh
What do I look like him? Oh my God?
Asian I don't know if this is Asian
Maybe maybe a bit maybe Filipino I'm getting Filipino. I I think I think we're beautiful
Let's be clear beautiful hair line. Thank you. Thank you. Whatever you are. I mean my god
I've been using only men's or men's only only for men's own. Oh, yeah
All of me what makes a lot of sense
Just run away from the water away from the water. There's also a little heat pack
Then you can just do a little pop
little boop, little boop, and then you put that in your coat, your little shirt there,
little boop, little boop, little boop, put it right on the nipple, it's already in my shirt,
does that mean I'm good? Yeah, yeah, put it back in your shirt, put it back in your shirt,
you're still holding it in your hands, now that's going to keep you nice and warm,
nice and warm, that's incredible, that's incredible, thank you, thank you Mr. Gimmick for
Absolutely, it's my pleasure.
You have pressured me so.
Oh.
Mr. Peanut, this is a fortuitous spawn.
We are in a very good place.
It's very dangerous, but very good.
Oh.
I will deal with this hooligan
from the south. Give me one sword spell.
Take that!
Hooligan.
Take that, hooligan!
Take that, hooligan!
Oh!
Oh my god take oh my god
Take that take that Bob and weave Bob and weave hustle and flow
Oh my god, you see that that's the one punch. That's the one punch loosey
I've never seen form like that ancient techniques. Thank you. Thank you
I've been practicing fighting for the last three hours on 2xk alive quite the bed
Wow, I mean you might not even need a gun. We just sent you out
They'll spin kick, bing-bang boom.
Oh, I found a glow stick and seven rubber 12 gauge bullets.
Ah, yes, take this.
If there's a bullet, do you know how to check if there's a bullet in the chamber?
I think it just tells you, does it not?
Yeah, in the bottom left, it'll say zero or one.
One, yes, I've got one.
Okay, all right, Mr. Peanut, you are our only protection.
Ah!
Ah!
Get him!
Ah!
Get him!
Take him out!
Ah!
Good work.
Good work.
Do not, you don't use the bullet on a zombie,
don't use the zombies-
Oh, so why don't I have a number one key?
Why am I starting in two?
Usually when you're counting, it starts in one.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
At the bottom of my screen I see two, three, and four.
Oh, that's,
that's very strange.
Did you have one?
I have one and two, which is also actually very strange.
There's some kind of bug going on.
Hit tab, hit tab, and it'll all show up.
That is going for me.
I see one, two, and not three and four.
You see two, three, and four.
I see two, three, and four.
What the hell?
Oh my god, the devil is about his business, Mr. Peanut.
It's obviously the devil's work.
That's a bug. That's gotta be a bug
Hold up now. What if I what if I go like this? Oh
Little bit of that. Oh, yeah, this is a good practice the way wait. Don't just drop it now
Click just tap G tap G. Okay, and then hold down left click got it and
release release and that's how you throw oh
which is
What I was trying to show the other gentleman the other day and he did not
This he did not understand he did not quite do it as well as you did mr.
No need to worry man as well
Sure, it is truly that easy to pollute the environment and kill the endangered species around. Oh
Yeah, this is the I mean Daisy's all about killing is finishing off the endangered species. Oh, oh my goodness
There's so little of them left.
We're sort of the final act.
Why does most of them come out?
Put them out of their very seat.
That's right.
So this city is called Vorkuta.
What was it called again?
Vorkuta.
Vorkuta.
Perhaps the most legendary city in all of Day Z.
It's a bloodbath.
Whenever you're in Vorkuta, it's an early starting town, but don't be deceived.
This place, this place, there's cannibals in here.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
uh... an assortment of nefarious individual
oh
but there's also you know if you ever need to find a team it's also
there's also that but you never know
where kudos
of saucy place
oh what a great sauce
that is great to hear thinking
well let us proceed into these hotels here shall we
i am being
i something
something terrible is happening
Oh my god, there's a guy right here, he's chasing me, a real guy!
I-I'm lagging like, I don't know what's going on.
Oh, there it is.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Oh, fuck!
There's a guy attacking me!
There's a real guy attacking me!
I'm coming up, I was lagging out!
Come back the way you came.
Run!
I've got to stop these guys from being- I've got everything here!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die, fuck!
Oh shit!
There's one on me!
I'm dead. No, don't die. Don't die.
I'm healing. I'm healing. Are you full dead or are you just knocked out?
I'm dead, dad. He had a fire accident.
No! No, we're not giving. I wouldn't let them do it. I wouldn't let them do it.
I can make my way back there easy peasy.
I tried 360 notes, but I missed.
Oh, God.
My dignity was stripped away from me.
It's probably just the game.
probably just the game. This is probably just the game.
DONE!
It's an old game.
I'm going for my decent.
I'm going for my decent.
Show yourself, demon!
Where'd he kill you? Where'd he kill you at?
Right next to the tall building.
Oh, the buildings are tall!
The tallest! The tallest! Not the fire station. The one across the street.
I don't know what are you not lagging my characters having some serious troubles
I'm seeing other dough building himself. I'm such doctor
Your ears open oh
Wait for the sound wait for the sound of his video of the locals angry at me
Many locals very upset with me right now. I believe in you
Oh, that is an unclosable door that would have been helped for a while before I went
in here.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Take that granny!
Take that granny up above them!
You like that, you piece of shit!
Get out of here!
Sounds like things are going well.
are actually going well unironically. This is actually going very good.
Good, good. Mr. Juiceman has just arrived. Perfect. Perfect. We can use him as bait for the
zombies. Excellent idea. Excellent idea. Oh my god. I found a bee. Are you safe?
I actually am safe. Yes, I just ran out of bandages, but I'm still alive. No bleeding.
I've killed all the zombies in the vicinity.
Okay, okay.
Can be one sec.
Mr. Juiceman just showed up.
Gonna calibrate.
Gonna finagle and calibrate.
And then we're on our way.
We're on our way to you.
Don't actually, I would finagle first, then proceed to the calibers.
Yes, yes, yes.
Finagle first, then proceed.
I think Mr. Juiceman will need an invite to the discord though.
Ah, wait, the discord in general or this chat in specific?
No, no, no, this specific one.
He's in the server, he's whitelisted.
Oh, perfect, okay, all right.
Okay, well, I don't see him in any of the chests.
Let me know what he's doing in the chat
and I'll drag him in.
Let me look for some Goop boys.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not seeing any, any assortment of Goop whatsoever.
This could be detrimental to our cars.
Oh, I found an army pouch.
Score!
I guess things are heating up, Mr. Gimmick.
Things are heating up.
Those buildings never have a new FII.
Well, where do we- those flats suck for the loot.
Where do we go then?
In this great city of Vancouver.
What was the city called again, Mr. Gimmick?
Mr. Gimmick, what was that?
For the roof? Oh, at once, at once. Immediately, immediately. Immediately. Immediately. Immediately.
Immediately, immediately, going to the roof, immediately, immediately.
Oh, how splendid.
Oh, oh, how splendid.
Oh, this is something we can use here.
Oh, a splendid treat.
Oh.
Oh.
How do you propose we get up there?
sack outside has food sometimes. Window elevator. You have missed multiple items. I have literally
missed zero items you dumb bence. All right, Mr. Juiceman should be in your discord somewhere.
I do not see him at all in my discord. Okay, he's definitely in the wrong discord.
You doing the wrong one?
He said he's in the peanut palace.
Did you join a voice channel?
Join it!
What do you think join at Discord means?
With everything he is ready to join?
Join the voice so he can drag you up.
Join a random voice channel and I will get him some cookies.
All right, that's him.
That's him.
Thank you for making it the lowest one in the whole fucking room.
Thank you. Welcome in, Juiceman. Welcome in.
Oh my God, I made it.
What a place you have here.
Thank you. I hope you enjoy the amenities.
We just added a dolphin fountain in the lobby.
Dolphin fountain.
Mm-hmm. Oh, yes.
Is there any tuna sandwiches?
Maybe some cold drinks?
No, tuna sandwiches.
We are on a strict hot Cheetos and chocolate milk diet here.
Lime ones? Lime ones?
Lime hot Cheetos. Lime ones?
What do you take me for?
Of course the lime one scores.
It's ridiculous I even asked.
I for one am flashing due to your inquiry.
I'm such a ridiculous.
I apologize Mr. Peanut we'll get hard again.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That is such great news.
Well, they sound delicious, these treats.
You two really seem to have at least one or two.
Ah, perhaps, perhaps.
Now, gentlemen, I am going to die very soon.
I have nothing and no one.
Ooh, yes.
Well, yes.
Honestly, if you might as well just let a zombie take you home.
We're both, I'm in the starting area.
It depends on where you spawn, but I've been on this island a million times.
We'll be able to find each other, Bing Bang Boom, easy peasy.
Oh, you know, you come to Vancouver.
Oh, Vancouver.
There's a Vancouver here.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, gimmick has told me it's the greatest city in all of Daisy.
Oh, oh, oh, you mean Vercuda.
Yeah, yeah.
The land of angels.
The land of Vancouver.
Yes.
Oh, I see the Axeman from earlier.
Get back!
Stand back!
Stand back!
I'm going for him, gimmick! I'm going for him!
You got this, Meena! I believe!
I'm gonna lead a bunch of zombies to him, I'm gonna lead him a bunch of zombies to him and make him die!
Really bleed him out, right?
Oh, where did he go?
Oh, X-man!
X-man!
There he is! I see him! I see him!
Fuck you, you son of a bitch!
Oh, yeah, you like that for no reason!
I was trying to look for you, son of a bitch! Come on!
I can go!
How's that Jack?
You look fantastic, bro!
What is going on this is a guy oh no are you being waterboarded
It's great.
Oh, so hot, man.
Oh!
I'm seeking up on him now!
Oh!
Oh!
Luramin' close.
I haven't a Ouija board.
I'm not gonna be able to do much to affect him.
I'm spawning, I'm spawning back at once!
Did you die?
Yes, yes I did, but I fought valiantly until the end.
I'm sure your decision, a great decision Mr. Peanut, a great decision.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hmm, hmm, ah, are you two, it keeps me so fizzle.
Here we are.
All right, where are you, kind gentleman?
Listen, we're going to put you up on another little spot here to get a real idea.
We're in a little place called Nims.
Look around you real quick.
Do you know where the crack house is?
Are you familiar with the crack house?
I see something that made Luke like a crack house right on the water.
Okay, if you have a crack house, we can go right to the crack house.
Get in that crack house, but trust Noah.
Oh, no, he's on harborside.
He's on harborside.
We might need to respond.
That's that little...
No, no, no.
No, no, no, you're right. No, no, no, that is good. That is good. We'll be right there, Mr. Penance. Hide in that little hut.
On the double! On the double!
My YouTube side keeps pausing and having such troubles over here. Technical difficulties. How far will you find...
Gentlemen, we're on the complete...
Okay, never mind. Three minutes? Really? Three minutes? I think we're...
Three... to... 13 minutes.
I have I think I'm I have a Jerry Ken and
14 pristine chicken feathers could that aid in our
In our adventure keep the Jerry Ken keep the Jerry Ken you're gonna want that right? Okay. Keep the Jerry Ken lose the feathers
And give them grab a gun two to three bullets. Okay. All right. I'm keeping are you lying to me because it's gonna be a
It is so increasingly large inconvenience to keep this stupid fucking Jerry can.
He's lying to you, Mr. Peeley.
This is the only thing you can remember.
If you do find somebody else out on the beach though and you walk up to them and I think
right click, you can pour gasoline into their mouth, that's the one benefit of the Jerry
can.
Why would I give rations to others when we need them the most?
Well, hey, not just a little gas down the gullet.
hurt anyone that's true let me look around for a weapon of significant
stash look keep going the way you're going head down around the coast there's
a little harbor there there's gonna be guns that's gonna be the real sweet spot
okay guns wait I forgot to listen to what look at the look at the coast okay
and and then go right coming from the right right obviously gimmick do you
think it'd be a fool. Describe what you look like. Can you give us a portrait here?
I look like I'm about to kill myself.
Okay, so you're not feeling around.
That is the perfect description of this, I couldn't have explained it better myself.
Yes, of course, of course. In the game, of course, in the game.
I'm the game in the game, of course
Do you see a do you see a look around the mountains? Do you see a radio tower anywhere?
I do not I did see
One of those hunting stands
Oh, I see some type of small barn next to a red and yellow crane
Okay, yes, yes. Oh, yeah, I'm borrow the yellow okay. I think
I think he's right in the middle.
I think he's right in the middle.
He's just in the middle.
Put the bar.
Grab all the loot, all right?
Of course, of course, of course.
Of course.
At once, I will grab.
At once, at once.
A lot of this gaming, you need to pretend you're a boy scout,
all right?
And you have to ask yourself, what would a boy scout do?
Wouldn't you ever have an uncle to the pub's house?
Ask yourself, what would the weeblos do?
Oh, I found a tracksuit jacket of magnificent proportions.
Yeah, you don't want that on it. All right. All right, let me grab oh
A fireplace as well if we cook up a chicken
Honestly, do you know how to get a fire started mr. Peanut? Hi. Yes. I did learn that yes, okay?
Okay, that would be very you might want to get a fire started. It's a very little place
You could get if you have a blade or anything
thing. Wait, I already need a blade? So if you have a blade, you can get a piece of bark
and a short stick. Then you combine those to make a fire starter. Primitive, but that's
the trick. By the way, I've gotten the number one slot back, which is very nice. Oh, I found
a shovel. Isn't that for burying caches? Oh yeah, you're gonna want to hold on to that.
Oh, I think, I think...
Oh, I see where we are. I think I'm right next to you.
Really?
I got a lucky spot.
Are you next to a big yellow container?
You see any yellow container?
Yes, yes, there's a big yellow container right there next to a big red container.
Oh, yes, alright. See just the spot.
That is so splendid.
Oh, thank God, Kevin.
Oh, that is so splendid.
Oh, I found a crowbar as well.
Would you choose a pitchfork or a crowbar if you had to choose?
Crowbar, crowbar, crowbar.
What if the crowbar was in damage condition and the pitchfork was in prestige?
You're going to have to put that into some kind of spreadsheet.
It's going to be very difficult.
I would choose the crowbar.
I would not choose the crowbar.
There's quite literally no way of me using it and storing it.
All of me, Jim.
Ah, a new shotgun.
Oh, and a backpack already.
Hello?
Fuck whoever that is, die immediately.
Fuck off and die far away from me.
Well, it turns out that I swear to God.
Two good crates, but it's not yours.
Ah, okay, I don't think we're in the same spot,
but there's somebody here.
I'll deal with them.
Wait.
Who goes there? Who goes there? Who goes there?
If this is the bird peanut, show me your crowbar.
I'll hit you. I have no crowbar. I have no crowbar. Only that.
I know that's a YS face anywhere. You see what I meant by what I said?
I never had a more perfect description.
that put that trash down right now fuck yourself fuck yourself die it's trash
that's trash wait I found a fireplace next to the oh wait we're not we're not
we don't have time for fireplaces we're looking for blood and guns all right
oh listen you follow me all right don't get lost head on where you guys going
I'll meet you there I have a gun we're gonna nipsk I don't know I'm not
chicken you know how to use that thing all right of course like really like like
don't do it but like when you aim you want to get like above my you want to
pretend like there's a watermelon on top of my head and you aim at that watermelon
alright do it to the side just a little preemptive yeah yeah
Oh, there. Yeah, that was great.
You see my room? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming at you quick. Get them in the kneecap.
Kneecap them. Get really low. Low in the cap. Low in the cap.
I don't know how to crouch.
Oh, oh.
No, no, just low. Same low.
Yeah!
Yes.
Oh, that's nice, that's nice.
One of the beauties of this game is you can, you can disable people.
Have you ever wanted to disable someone before?
I've never disabled anyone before.
I
It's autism awareness month
I think it might be
I just want to say thank you for making this great server for us
Thank you, I believe I was the first one to say that thank you
I actually was the first one to say it. I just said it right then. You can check the bond. I was the first I was
The first well
I also want to say thank you to hutch and the mods and a Dan Clancy of twitch CEO
I want to say thank you to hutch and hutch's family for raising such a beautiful boy a big beautiful boy
Well, I'm popping a friend six million
What okay moment there we are joining you gonna join you in my eyes on you
All right, my goal is that you listen if the shit hits the fan you just start slashing right?
Slashing slashing and bashing or just slashing a slash in a bash if you get even on like a hint of a bad vibe
You always you always slashing this game. Okay, I would be down to
Just on this first approach
The next gentleman we see not applying to any other gentlemen, but the very next gentleman we see we
immediately slash and bash. No question. But listen, we're gonna slash and bash it,
but we're also gonna just let them know we're gonna perform an experiment on them, right?
Okay. That way you can lure them in. People love to be experimented on. They love experiment.
Of course, of course. Oh my goodness. Oh. All right. All right. Well, maybe not the very next
person you see because I think I'm right. We've already made our decision. We've already made our
Okay, listen, all right, you know what I'll follow close behind
I mean would make a good experiment. You might not see him for the next three hours, but
Follow me boy, but not a problem. Let us go to that tall testy shall we?
Is the best way is this the Vancouver again? Oh, yeah, this is all right. No, no, no, this is this is Omaha, Nebraska
Braska maybe you didn't kill me. I might have a pistol
That we're gonna go it listen. We're gonna go in here. We're gonna go building the building
We're gonna collect the loot. There's gonna be guns. All right, okay, you grab every gun
And then we'll perform the experiment. Are you look around though? There could be anybody nearby
Watching watching perhaps a tree
Proportions right down the ground
I'm right here. I'm right here. Okay. Don't shoot me. I got a pistol. I shoot the next guy
That shows up shoot the next time. Oh, I see it right there at the end. I see it right there
Quick in the building get in the building we're under attack
There's two people two people down at the end. Oh my goodness nice cock. Hey, what is it?
What is to see there humble abode?
Oh
Yes
It's free loot in the greenhouse over here. Oh, oh free loot you say
Do they have guns these ones got guns, this is the company how we are there how we are there there's two of them
I'm a little afraid. I'm a little afraid. I'm a little afraid. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
I'm nervous. Which ones are you guys? How are you all there? How are you all there?
The free goop is in this house
Surprise
Got one one down
Oh.
I got another gun over here.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one,
I got one, I got one!
No, I've got another good gun,
some other good guns.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's death!
I got another one!
Oh, are we winning, are we winning?
We won, we won!
We've got a ball, we've got a ball!
Take care, they're actually dead!
We did it, we did it!
Oh shit, all right, collect the loot,
collect the loot, get them in there.
Quickly!
Wait, who's it?
Oh shit.
There's so many goodies have everything rip them down. Oh my goodness. There's so many goodies. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness guys
This is too much it's too much
Just grab the his jacket right off his back.
His jacket!
Grab his jacket!
Got it!
Grab his jacket!
I got it!
I got his jacket inside.
Grab it on the ground.
Oh, drop it!
Drop it!
Drop it!
Drop it!
They do the same with the...
Oh, no, no, I don't think we need to...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, we are...
Oh!
Oh!
All right, this is gonna be our safe hold.
We're gonna be a stronghold here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Is that you with the shotguns and stuff?
I've got two pistols and a shotgun on me.
Do you both have a pistol?
I have two pistols on me too.
I need a .357 if you have any extra .357.
I only have .22LR and .22LR for someone.
Actually, you know what?
Do you have ammo for your gun, Mr. Peanut?
I have ammo for nothing.
You take this and put the .22LR in it.
What about I've got one bullet in this bad boy. I have four bullets in this bad boy, and I have two bullets in this bad boy
The double yeah, keep that double bear off close range. That's a what I should wait wait wait. What if you keep it?
Our beautiful boy
No!
Honestly, GameMaker, are you the one here with me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At least I can say, I think I can speak for both of us.
Thank God.
It was not us.
Whoo!
I mean, I'm obviously very sad.
Very sad.
Very sad.
I mean, you were grieving.
Are you guys, is there tears rolling down your cheeks right now?
Right now, my leg, as we speak,
But I can also say, wait, a tear is rolling down your leg.
They are not exclusive, a white tear, yes.
That I'm quite happy.
Oh, white tears.
I heard of those.
I heard of those.
Like an ivory tear.
Very interesting.
Oh, is this your revolver?
Yeah, we're dead.
Good to hear that.
Yeah, we're pretty dead and we're dead and we're dead.
Oh man.
We're dead.
These are the two gentlemen that just broke my leg with the bad trap or are you someone
else?
Oh that's someone else.
That's someone else.
That's good to hear.
That's good to hear.
It'd be a shame if you were the gentleman who came in.
I'm coming in in in about a minute and a half. I'm gonna use the code word
Yes, I don't even know what a bear trap is and my friend here is senile
You stop that right now!
That's a maniacal laugh, guys.
Please stop!
I'm a tender man.
When I hear a laughter like that, it gets me excited.
It's a little scary.
Oh, wait. I should eat this.
You know your time in there, fellas.
Who'd have?
Your name ain't Sex Robot, and we're all right.
Who'd have? I could use this 380 ACP round.
Mr. Juiceman, do you need these?
I'm almost there, yeah, don't take,
leave me just like a tiny little gun.
Oh, no, of course, I'm looking at all your stuff.
I haven't taken anything.
I'm just saying that you have three 80 ACP rounds
yet nothing to shoot with it with, but I do.
So that's what you have to take your stack.
All right, I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
All right, jump into the suit.
Calibre and Boar, Calibre and Boar.
Oh, that's the code word, that's the code word.
He's here.
He's here, that's him.
That's him, that's him, that's him.
That's definitely him.
How about that boy?
I know that boy.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
There's a guy right behind me, though.
You might have to be careful.
He might be careful.
Oh my goodness.
He's not everywhere.
Oh, shit.
You didn't look at my, did you look at my loot?
No, we never did even look at it.
No, no.
No, we didn't, no.
No, not at, no.
Leave him alone.
Please don't even look at him.
I heard gimmick try to take a peep,
but I stopped him immediately.
I is true, it's true.
I wanted to, but he stopped me,
I came to my senses
After our intense make-up session
We just stood here and guarded your body till you got back. It was tasteful though. It was tasty
It was like more open mouth or closed mouth. We started with a bit of finger popping and then we moved to close mouth
Interesting. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Respect. It was respect respect
I'm gonna go ahead and eat all of the food in the entire house
If you eat food that's cold, it will cool you down.
We are freezing, we might need to make a fire.
Wait, hold on.
I've got something really important for each one of us.
What is that?
I've got a couple of hair cigarettes for us.
Oh, that's incredible.
You like hair cigarettes?
Oh!
I don't get to get these hair cigarettes out.
Whoa.
There's another hair cigarette outside.
I'm throwing a knife for anybody that wants a knife.
Definitely friendly, we're not gonna shoot you when you come up here.
Of course, we would not dream of shooting you.
Grab the hair cigarettes guys, we're not gonna shoot out.
Peaceful, peaceful.
We would never shoot you in a thousand years.
Actually, wait, hold up.
Would you be willing for us to do an experiment on you?
Like a tiny experiment?
Uh, sure, yeah.
Sounds good.
Yeah, come up.
This is a new a new player. We're gonna do a light experiment come up with your
All right, come on up come on drop the sport are you sure this would be much better
Relax, everybody relax.
This guy's name is Little Peanut.
We want Little Peanut to just see what it looks like, like a broken leg.
What it looks like to disable a man.
Oh, wait.
Wait, hold on.
Actually, I've got just the thing.
If you follow me, come here, follow me, boys.
You have some?
I gotta show you something.
This...
It said, promise this is gonna be a...
I feel like a trap.
No, I'm not cheating with you.
There is no funny business.
I know where Bear Treze is.
I'm in game back to business.
Follow me.
Where do we have to go?
It's not far.
It's in town.
I stashed it with a ronder.
So let's see where this bear trap is going to be big.
He's going to pull up his stash.
Where is it at?
Oh, I think it's Bear Treze.
Just this way.
Little peanut.
Right over here.
He tricked me.
He tricked me.
He tricked me.
is dead
yes
he goofed on me he goofed on me
everything's fine
oh
the peanuts down
the peanuts down
I'm zippin' taking a quick dump
I'm gonna open mouth kiss you permission to open mouth
yes I need mouth permission to suffice
in what what
open mouthing open mouthing open mouthing
oh thank you thank you thank you
click control click control when you are
What's the matter?
Quick, quick at once.
Click control, click control.
You gotta control as you walk.
Walk over here.
Control walk, over here.
It's okay.
Holy shit, peanut.
You didn't see the bear?
Oh my god.
It didn't work.
It didn't, it didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
I held control that entire time and it did nothing.
Okay, now try it.
Try it out.
Maybe it's odd.
I would not do it.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right.
I'm holding on to it.
stand up stand up stand up all this is okay okay I'm gonna go right in here right yeah oh yeah oh
shit it could be another button okay I got my gun I got my gun the windows button the windows
button get the zombie get the zombie what do we know oh control our standing control our control
our standing control our standing yeah control our standing we're gonna get you a split where's
that bear trap you stepped on now it's right there in the entrance to the entrance we're not gonna
hurt you we're not gonna hurt you we might hit you oh my god I dropped my
magazine I eat my magazine from outside
Oh
I'm passing through please don't harm me please let me go through and on I've been
hurt enough how bad is it you got any food you got any food you see my you see my I think
Listen, we're going to make you a splint, all right?
If anybody gets close, you pop them.
Okay, okay.
What do we do?
We kill the bear trap, man.
We kill the bear trap, man.
No, no, no.
Peanut, peanut.
Take the gun I put on the ground.
You use that on people's legs.
Use this VK on their legs, all right?
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, I actually have many weapons full of lots of them.
I'm actually pretty good.
No, this is better.
This is better, all right?
Trust me.
You guys got any food?
No food.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
No food. Sorry, not starting the whole day.
The poor, the poor out there, they're beating down our door.
We're dropping the smoke from the street.
No serving at the homeless.
Oh, I ain't homeless, no.
No street. No street.
Hold on.
We're not, no homeless people.
We're not homeless.
No homeless people. We don't want to hurt you.
Exit the area. All homeless, please exit the area.
I'm not homeless.
You're not homeless.
There's food before I left. All right.
Listen, we don't want to hurt you guys.
Listen, I'll have to kneecap you.
There's so many things in this, in this...
I'm gonna get out of here.
I need help.
Come on.
Yeah, these people are hyper-dangerous, they're hyper-dangerous, homeless people.
I am not homeless, ass.
How dare you!
This one's homeless.
I am the homeless.
How do we fix the book and make it?
What the hell are you doing?
I'm a wonderful home.
Take her.
I'm not gonna kill her.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Oh!
This is you?
This is Calibre and Mercerus.
Calibre and Mercerus.
Oh!
The homeless is swarming.
The homeless is swarming.
Stay down!
Gotta get out of this building. This is a town. Oh, you don't have the splint yet
Stay in here. Oh, stay in here. My god is significantly better than this. I'm gonna use my
This I'll get some sticks you need I think like six six rags six six rags you said and a stick
We don't know that guy it wasn't us. It was a desk pop it was a desk pop
No, no, we did not take your bandages that didn't know someone else. Oh, oh, she's
Problems and Burton cracky moves that went down. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I
I fixed the problem I fixed the problem mr. Meena grab the spaghetti it's of course it gets you splinted up to me to believe in my
Doctor abilities. I'm excited since spaghetti
I need to baby bird you I'm gonna have to do a light baby birdie
Yes, are you just right there right there? Thank you. Thank you
You got to get back to that other house. There's so much goddamn food
I'm a ton of that other guy. It's all chilly. I've got other guys probably get in our loot. I'm gonna I'll be right back
I'll work on this
I'm going to get you a little splint here, all right?
You're going to pick it up.
You're going to put it on your leg real gentle.
Have you ever broke a bone before?
No, I don't think so.
Maybe.
I don't remember.
You don't think so?
I can't remember.
I have amnesia.
Look, there's a splint on the ground.
All right.
Got it.
Listen.
It's fractured.
Yeah, it's a tiny fracture.
Can I start sprinting immediately?
Or do I have to wait a little bit?
No, no.
You'll be able to.
Once you put that on, you're not going to pass out.
You're not going to be able to do that.
You're not going to be able to do that.
I'm sprinting immediately or do I have to wait a little bit no you'll be once you put that on you're not going to pass out anymore
You don't have to hold control, but don't sprint don't you okay?
Okay, I'm way in this you can't even split with it. I don't think you can't spend we got to start a fire
We're we're slowly dying. There's a sport around the ground here. Oh, she got back up
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. That was
I'll grab it. I'll grab it.
You started me so.
You started me so.
I'm going to start it. I'm going to start it.
Back at the original house.
Did you find your gun?
I think you picked the gun off of me.
It was an empty colt.
It's right here. I started flying over here.
Oh, somebody flew it over here.
Somebody flew it over here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, somebody flew it over here.
Yes, you keep looking.
It's somewhere over there, in the grass.
There's good luck with that.
Some kind of grass, some worm.
Grass, worm, wormgrass.
Let's just move on.
It's gone.
OK, it's gone with the worm.
Worm.
Let's go back to the other spot.
Let's get some fresh.
Worm should have never left that first spot.
Oh, yeah, we need the bear trap.
It's right here, it's right here.
There it is.
Where is it?
Oh, you passed it.
Over here.
Oh, there it is.
Right there.
There it is.
They're right there, that's it.
All right, we're gonna put this downstairs
and we'll lure somebody in.
A light luring.
I'm dying of frostbite.
I don't feel like it in my arms or legs.
Oh shit, you look terrible.
You got any food in it?
I have lots of food, but it's all chili.
Oh, what am I?
I want it, it's not chili.
I want it, it's not chili.
Eat the one that's not chili, all right?
You can come on in here.
Oh.
This is me, I just need the-
I'm going to be watching this, this tutor has somehow maybe not chili.
All right, listen, I'm going to put this backdoor is going to be, I've got the bear trap back
here, right?
Don't go back.
You go back.
You go back.
You go back.
This is the old version.
Drop all the cold food next to the fire.
If it's blue, drop it right next to the fire.
It's right there.
Boom.
Right there.
That's just you.
I've got a lot of orders got this board has got 19 shots in it. Who needs this?
Does anybody yeah, I need a gun I need to get here
Give me any clothes you need a patch. I have two full-selling kitchen. Give me any point the clothes you
Did you take the frostbite off my fingers? I I I'm afraid your fingers would come with it
I need one my hair cigarette we can all color together for warmth
Yes, yes, yes
Yes, I'm red health. I'm red health
We're barely hanging in there boys
We're barely hanging in there. Oh
We're gonna come back we're heroes. We're gonna we're coming back
We're good to go. We're good to go. We're good to go. We're good to go. We're good to go.
Right. All right. You stay in front of the fire until, so you see your little blue there?
Yes, yes.
You want to stay until you see a plus plus?
By the way, who?
At least a one plus.
What stupid fucker made this entire map snow?
Is, can I meet him and maybe kill him?
He was Canadian. He was Canadian.
Canadian
Canadians it's natural to them. Yeah, I would love to live in Canada for that specific reason the jackets are so large
Nobody knows if you're a fat bitch or not. They're talking about this. Oh, it's true. It's true. I never thought about that guys
And they have great politicians like Tommy Bahama bad. It's like baggy Tom of Bahama t-shirts or shirts
Well, I don't know Tommy Bahamas specifically for hiding fat. I think it's usually big dog old
But that's true. That's also true.
Listen, a little Tommy Bahama goes a long way.
It is a good plan. Don't pass the Tommy Bahama.
No, I'm not passing Tommy Bahama in the slightest.
In the slightest.
A little Tommy Bahama on a Friday evening.
Ice cold beer.
Oh, incredible.
Some Jimmy Buffett.
Cheeseburgers in paradise.
There he goes. You just gotta let him do it.
I am only seeing one plus,
and I'm seeing no arrows above my thing.
Well, at least you got a book.
Are you starving?
Oh, one plus is good.
That means you have the heat buff.
That means you can go out in any temperature
for a limited time.
What we really need is this food to thaw, ASAP.
Hold on.
We need to look at peanut's clothes here.
Look what the, he's wearing clown pants.
We're clown pants.
Whoa.
I got clown pants.
Oh, those are hockey pants.
Those are hockey pants.
It's been hot.
All right.
Oh, my god.
Consider yourself alive.
That's got to be the most switch pants.
Give me your pants, all right.
Give me your pants.
Drop your pants, all right?
No, I can't.
My pants are ruined.
As soon as I take them off.
Oh, your pants are ruined.
Oh, God.
I knew this time would come.
It's practically, who just panted on us?
You guys.
It's me.
I'm looking for new pants for this man.
I only have one plus symbol.
Is there something wrong with the fireplaces?
It's stupid.
No, no, no, no.
One plus is good.
That's good.
You have seen it for a long time for two pluses.
One plus is usually enough.
One plus is enough.
What we really need is this food to thaw.
Holy, good.
Oh.
How do we know?
Okay, I, wait.
If you hover over it says frozen.
Yes, the food that I dropped was only cold when I dropped it
and now it's frozen.
It seems to be getting colder.
Yeah, the fire looks like it's going out.
Here, put it back.
I have an idea.
Let me try something.
Let me try something.
Let me try something.
Let me try something.
Let me put it on top.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Of, shit.
How many hours do you have in this game?
Five.
God, can't do this.
100, they can't.
Holy shit.
You just can't do this.
There's a squash tomato.
If anybody would like to.
Oh, the storm's coming too.
Oh, I forgot it, we gotta, we gotta share this food.
The tuna's thawed, meatin', eatin' some of it.
I'm actually very good at food, you guys should.
I would eat the next ration, eh?
You know, I could use just a little food,
just like a morsel, tiny little morsel.
One for all and all for one.
Oh, the fire's out, the fire's out.
I'll go out and get some more, I'll get some more.
I'll, I'll, let me take a quick look outside,
I didn't hear you warning. I literally said there's a, I'm putting a bear trap down.
I literally said I'm putting a bear trap down.
I didn't hear it. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
unless I'm not looking just like the tiniest peek
take the tiniest little peek and laughing and laughing to see you in two
hours
God we are all together
we're all together
it could have been anybody
yep and 11 so okay so I need to get back to you gentlemen stat I see a bunch
of this way just run into the trees and then almost always a town will show
itself of course let's see here I saw a bunch of tiki huts on the shore like
Hawaiian tiki hut Hawaiian tiki hut but very small like rabbits would live in
I'm getting with it. I'm very close. Okay, okay, okay?
I'm gonna grab I'm gonna grab some more wood. Where do I go? Where do I go? I
Actually coincidentally look like the guy I just was free wanting to kill myself
Oh, so if you see someone that looks like that, that is me.
That is me.
It'll be your standard.
Yes, a couple years before.
Beautiful.
A couple years before you got your life together.
No, I have my life together now.
Oh, good, good, good.
Yes.
It will be soon that I that I will not I
Hope I'm going in the right direction
Yeah, I'm kind of trying to figure out what you are. No, you're close to that listen
Go like a little to your left there. You're gonna go to the town of orcuda. All right
You'll find people there. We'll make our way there guys
Do we think that the person that changed this map to snow only and then also removed the
integrated map and then also remove the compass should be executed in the town
square. Like maybe a light execution. Just a light execution. No, no, no. We won't
execute them but maybe like a light waterboarding. We're gonna put a rag over
their face. Put a pitcher of water over it. Excellent idea. Excellent idea.
I'm with a little left as per your request as per your request
All of me
Mr. Jake and bang Bob over to me. I guess we're good man. Good. Oh, man. Are you with the several right now?
Are you we're coming to kill you?
We're gonna kill you. We're gonna kill you. I'm never gonna harvest your body and take and take you
I hope you do not mind Mr. J can make this purely within the game outside of the game
I highly appreciate you could be highly
Thank you my boy, please each brother
Don't play rearm server. Oh, yes that way instead of me stepping on a bear trap
I can have 10,000 people with 10,000 hours each shoving rifle bodies up my rectum
A most stupid this idea one of great magnitude and deserving of recognition
I have found vancouver yet again
All right, listen get in vancouver get into building to this storm if you're outside not in a building
You're in big big trouble
What did you do? What did you do?
That's me, that's me, that's me!
Gosh, dang it, dude. That's me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I am already cooking with on fire.
Is Van Coover or Nagasaki?
Oh my God.
Are you in the building?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I'm gonna light a candle and say a prayer.
Light a candle and say a prayer, got it, okay.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Keep the door open.
Why are you keeping the door open?
Just so there's a light breeze.
Take your socks off.
I'm taking my socks off?
Yeah, get your crocs and flush them down the toilet.
You don't wear crocs to you on that little...
No, I'm bringing it to the toilet.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Shit.
What are you?
Oh.
So quick little nap, quick little nap.
Quick nap, quick nap.
This is normal.
This is normal.
This is normal.
Good.
Good.
Good.
As long as you're inside, you won't lose any health.
If you're outside, you will literally lose half your HP.
If you're outside when you black out.
He was waking up there for just a moment and now and now not so much times gonna be real dark when you wake up
But it's gonna be okay. No, I'm cheating with my Davidia control panel. It's never dark for me
Yes, yes, I love cheating. I love it's my top five favorite thing to do and
Found a shovel
Hi, it's so peaceful outside. It's oh my goodness. Absolutely the city
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Name five cheats of your father when he had his finger in my butthole when he was supposed
to be on a date with your mom.
And the other four I'll leave up to mystery.
The other four I will leave up to mystery.
We have to find some supplies quickly, gentlemen.
The residents of this neighborhood.
They will not take a liking to us.
I feel like, I know what this is,
but I'm gonna ask again because we're on an all snow map.
Do we need a pristine large gas canister?
No.
Okay.
Understood.
Understood, Captain.
I would not ask such a ridiculous question again.
Please forgive me.
Oh my God, are you at the dam?
I don't know.
Are you at the dam?
No, I think you're at the dam.
Oh no, you're in Vorkuta.
Am I in Vancouver?
You're in Vancouver.
How far away is Vancouver from you?
Not far, not far.
There's up there's there's a it's
Juiceman is
Torturing a man at the moment. What's the smile a little bit of torture tell him to smack him one more time just for me
He's torturing. Yeah, it's dark
Oh my god. Oh God. He's like
Take you under take you under found beast
You first.
You want a piece of this, bitch boy, then come get it.
All right, we're coming to Valkyrie.
There was a light experiment we had to perform.
I mean Vancouver, Vancouver.
We're coming to Vancouver.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank god.
Vancouver.
Is Vancouver even a city?
I mean, I've heard about it.
It's fake.
I've never seen it.
It's fake.
It's like fantasy.
It's a fantasy thing.
It's one of those fake canyons.
It's very fake.
Very fake.
It's like Europe or Ireland.
And what's the name?
Wait, what?
Oh, you hit a vein there.
You hit a vein.
Are you Irish?
Don't get gimmick started.
Gimmick's never taken a test though.
We don't really know if he's Irish.
I can tell you he has autism.
I do not need it.
There's an item over here.
Let me take it.
Okay, all right.
A tomato, frozen.
Okay, put it in your pocket.
I've got a bag full of treats.
What do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
You got a rumble.
a bag of treats how how how many treats are they good do we head torches I feel
like because of how I'm cheating I will never need one a head torch not in this
map you don't really know you need eventually if we if we hit the orb oh
dude what if we what if we send peanut into the listen is the idea of entering
an orb excites you. That sounds incredible. Where's the knife at? There's a knife. Hold
on to that light lamp. All right. We might have to get you into a tiny orb. All right.
That sounds incredibly sad. Such incredible. We will use this knife. Apex sent. Hey, Pina,
just hit a big on a CS2 knife trade up and got a crane bit Ruby. Listen, I'm not a question
It kind of haunts me at night, and none of that got you on a Discord call, and maybe you could answer for me.
DERGILATION!
I totally have no to violently take my eardrums!
Run, short-haunted gentlemen, as I know they will come back!
That didn't happen. If you don't want to have a great time, it's fine.
He is God
I can't hear you I can't hear you
The knife and where where is it?
Well, what did that say watch mr.
About a year ago, right?
Well, someone like a conference. Maybe it was called a duty or something dresses a giant peanut
Yes, I was in battlefield six. I am a little yes
I do not see I'm playing with gimmick, and he is hilariously dressed like a giant human
That's right. I mean right right right of course a peanut mahogany
Have a knife made of pure gold right now mr. Gimmick money's worth oh
My oh
Listen, my question is not enough for you, I was just curious if it was an imposter.
Maybe you paid someone to be there. Maybe it was the real nut.
No, I absolutely not. The only person I pay is that sweet, sweet 6'9 German lady to step upon my genitals.
I myself was in Battlefield 6 launch. That was I there. That was I. I can't achieve it.
listen yes yes it was just a question is just something I've keeps me up late at
night wondering well one day I live in one did no more one did no longer
follow me jimmy follow me
we actually doing quite good I'm almost there I'm almost to board Vancouver yes
The German lady's name was Olga. Thank you for asking, Jusman.
Olga. Olga.
The same German lady.
I said, is Olga for hire?
Oh, no, no, no. She's more of a personal chef, if I may put it in a term that you may understand.
Right.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Chef in quotes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Of course, a chef.
Again, instead of cooking food, as Afra mentioned,
She places her heel upon my testicles.
Yes. Yes, of course.
She is the sweetest.
Is it not like yourself have testicles?
Also, I bet I ate it.
Yes, yes.
They're quite a lot of testicles.
If you had it would be as if they have tubers in them.
They are very large.
Really?
I have a pristine four by four tire
along with a tire repair can.
Are there cars?
There are cars.
There is, there is, there is.
Oh my god, there's cars on the malls.
I don't know if I've ever experienced that.
Oh, a pristine seep.
I'll lucky him.
I'll lucky him.
Oh, Mr. Gimmick, Mr. Juiceman.
Being with you today, it has a group of flustered.
I'm completely sweating. I'm in Vancouver. I'm in full sweat. I'd be getting a pickaxe. Is that something I already have a shovel?
We need a pickaxe as well. Pickaxe is a better melee weapon. It takes up a lot of space. Not something you'll keep forever, but early game, it's a good zombie killer.
No, for mainly weapons I do not care this.
Like, oh, I have a du-leg at the description as Wavetag!
Oh, that's rare.
Put it on your head.
Put it on your head.
Very rare.
You have the same one.
I career.
Sheesh!
Oh!
Sheesh!
Baby, look at that.
Look at him go.
Sheesh!
Wavetag!
Now, OK, it's just been saying Steve.
Well, that's what you say.
I see.
Wavetag!
Wavetag!
Oh, my god!
Oh my god, he's wavy, he's wavy!
Wow.
Wow.
I'm sure you look incredible.
I do.
I look incredible.
Oh my god, it actually does affect me.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
All right, describe your surroundings.
If you're in Vancouver, like, give me a,
like when you look around,
I see a blue broken car, two blue garbage dumpsters.
I'm in a large hotel. There's another hotel there multiple garages. Oh, no, no, no, I got an idea. I got an idea
I'm gonna shoot my gun. Maybe you head towards my gunshot. That might be easier. All right, of course
Of course, I got him. I got him. I'm at 90% sure that I'm coming if you hear this. All right
It's our hotel. Oh, my apologies. Oh, was that you shooting?
You hear that I do hear that I do okay. I think I'm approaching your
apartments I think I'm at the bottom I see a gentleman at the top of that roof
up there oh it's a zombie oh shit was he doing up yonder okay I think I met
where you where he's found the tire I will go back then it was it in a garage
yes yes okay I'm in that garage I'm in that I'm heading back stay there I'll
I'll be there in 30 seconds as soon as I piece this pussy up.
Yeah!
Take that!
Hooligan!
You have no style!
You have no class!
Oh, yeah.
Follow me, gentlemen, 20 boys.
Follow me, boys, 20 boys.
I have returned to the garages with the tire in them.
I'm opening a door.
I'm opening a door.
Did you see me outside?
I fear that we may not be in the same place, but there might be two garages with two wheels in them.
Shit, shit, okay, you're at the other side.
But if he has a wheel, you have a wheel.
I have a wheel, two wheels.
Okay, all right.
Very true.
It's a double wheel, I know, mm, I know where you are, I know where you are.
I'm leaving the wheel now, and heading toward a nice apartment complex, uh, five stories
high.
Five stories.
Are you well do you know where the school is you know where the school is I see one running
I see someone sprinting across the road right now. Oh, that's me. That's me. That's right
Turn right turn right turn right see me down here. See me between these two zombies
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you I see you go go go go go. Oh
Oh my oh run. Oh my oh my register just block just block just block. Oh my just block just block
Gotta put this back. Oh my
take that bitch take that pussy take that hooligan take that the end of all
take that roofian okay okay peanut look at look at all this stuff in here what
where there's a gun there's a gun with ammo oh oh I've been blessed so I've
been blessed so thank you so much now we need to find juice when I'm giving a
I'm right next to the school at the real tall building like a super tall building. All right. I'm gonna get a fire
Go there. Otherwise, I'm gonna back. You grab the ACP round for this
Oh
The what oh for the the 380. It should be they should be a full Mac. I don't have any extras. Oh
It's a full man. We so you have 13 rounds
13 rounds in a dream.
I think if you've got a belt or a plate carrier later.
Honestly, don't even pick it up. Throw it in the trash.
What's this old person doing here?
There. They let him loot there some tax cuts. Thank you. Thank you. To the convalescent homes.
It's on a boat. Oh, God.
As long as you're having fun, and have the silly juice, you can smoke paint drying and be in fun,
you can put up P-Tuber of the Year.
Thank you, good sir! Thank you!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm done with that hood again, do not worry.
Here's a dope consent to us.
He's ridiculous, he's ridiculous.
So ridiculous!
So ridiculous!
Ridiculous.
But it's fine give it immediately oh yeah close enough close enough close enough
He's over here he's in this building right here
Do you have a room for a single stick? Yes? I put your room for a single stick. Yeah bring a long stick
Oh, I have a shotgun for you, too. I don't know if it has any ammo in it
Take that! Move the air!
Take that! Excellent work.
Oh, he has air water. Take this, take this, take this, too.
Gotta get a stick. This is not my 19 pristine rounds.
Oh my god. Oh, incredible.
Oh, there's no ammo of this shotgun.
I don't have any ammo for it.
It's uh, it's for the future
We need duct tape for anything is that something we need? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. It's duct tape people
I have spoken now. Hold on. We could use that we could really use that. Oh, I
Found ammo for your gun. I found ammo for your gun even the
Oh, I am so beautiful.
Keep your people's shoes over here too.
Shoes over here.
Here, take this.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I just found a 12 gauge pristine buckshot,
along with 14 ACP rounds for my pistol.
Low death puppy up.
Low death puppy up.
Oh, I just got ammo for both of my guns.
Wait, wait.
Is the motorbike helmet better than the Ushanka?
Both the pristine condition.
The motorbike helmet, you won't be able to,
you'll be muffled when you talk.
I'd keep you shunned in the cold.
What about the Enduro helmet?
Mm, I mean, it'll have you in a melee fight,
but it won't really protect you this much.
I mean, I feel like in an early game, people were swinging.
It's true, but we have guns now.
Right, we got guns, all right.
You're a little, you're a little hot.
Ah, some cigarettes.
Did you grab that ammo I dropped?
No, I dropped, I saw no ammo.
Oh, shit, where'd I drop that?
You are, you are, you are, you are, you are new boot goofing around in a serious situation.
Oh, oh, I found ammo for your gun.
I, I found, I just found ammo for both my guns. I'm good.
Oh, you're good, you're good. Okay, okay.
Oh, oh, it was probably the ammo that I...
Probably, probably.
The ammo I dropped.
Well, no, I found it on the zombie that we killed together.
Oh.
Outside, did you drop it outside?
No, I feel like I dropped it right here. 380 ACP?
How many was it?
It was like 18 or something.
I have 14.
Oh, that'll do. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Oh, you sure it's the same?
Yeah, 380, your IJ70 takes those little gray bullets.
Boots! Hold up. I'm getting where that they are. Boots!
Oh, you gotta get the boots on.
I see speakers.
They're the most important gear in the game.
Backroom in the backroom.
Back here, back here.
Back here.
Oh, there they are, they're the boots.
Thank you, good shit, thank you.
Why are boots so important?
There's also here, because they'll wear down and they're warm.
Every bit of cloth, clothing you get, you'll see, you can see how warm it is.
Oh.
And eventually, if you have a full, take this press vest, take that huge, huge, huge, huge.
I don't know what can shoot me, I, it would be against the, the, the, the GVs are the rules.
To be against the Geneva.
hello fuck yourself and die
you're not a baby don't say Habibi's words motherfucker
yeah baby got it from me you dumb bitch
oh no he fucking didn't you cock
literally ask him you stupid bitch
listen check the body literally said hyphen using your technique
hey hey listen I just fucking fuck you
this game fuck you
fuck you change my words
Say it's my fucking words right now!
It's your words you have it. You got it again, you got it.
I just spawned in and...
Aw, say it with your heart!
It's your fucking words!
Dude, you can't abuse it. I'm really good.
That's the best helmet in the game.
You guys are the best helmet in the game.
Stand still so I can shoot you better!
What?!
Don't shoot me!
Hold on!
Oh, I got him, I got him.
Don't... don't... good shot.
Good shot.
Good shot.
Take the helmet. Take the helmet.
Excellent shot. Excellent shot.
That's the best helmet in the game.
That's the best helmet in the game.
Oh.
Oh, incredible.
I'm coming over. I'm coming over. Don't shoot me.
All right.
I'm gonna calibrate him boy.
Incredible, incredible, incredible.
Beautiful work. Beautiful work.
Beautiful work. Absolutely beautiful work.
This is a juiceman out here, this is a juiceman.
Where, where, where?
I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly.
I think that might be a juiceman.
Oh yeah, this is me, this is me.
Thank God.
Oh guys, I just got to throw out my food at once.
I'm about to starve.
We could use this, uh, arrow right here?
No, no, no.
Let's go use the fire up in the uh,
Leave the way, leave the way.
Here, eat this, eat this peanut.
Oh, I'm gonna eat some fried tomato.
Stand back, this mic is dangerous.
We should go into the school, let's go into the school, they're gonna flock over, we
can blast them as they come in, very easy.
Oh, our suit.
I don't have one long stick.
Okay, alright, okay, well suit anyone that comes in the school.
Unless they say the secret password.
Unless they say the secret password, unless they say the secret password.
Are you thirsty?
Hey listen, take a little nibble of this here right here.
I have a water bottle, but it's in 0% capacity.
Okay, fill it up right here.
Oh, I'm sick.
I've got myself sick.
It's alright, I'm sick too.
I got vitamins.
We can share them once we get to the fire.
Oh, I'm fine!
My honey is done!
My honey is done!
Oh, shit.
I'm eating my honey as we speak!
I got a drink.
I got a drink.
What are we doing?
Apparently I got sick from the other gentleman. He was he was he was infectious. The Higtaibaris.
Look who's out of here. Supplies.
It's.
It's.
It's.
It's.
Anxiety inducing.
I've had to pee for an hour.
Shame here.
I decided the kidney.
Two enemies.
Two enemies out of the courtyard.
Oh, shit.
Wait, that might be us.
We're in the courtyard.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, we're in the courtyard.
Where are you?
I'm eating.
How are you on the roof?
How are you on the roof?
How did you get up there?
I just kept walking.
You accidentally walked up there.
My apologies, my apologies.
I'm coming as we speak.
I'm coming as we speak.
Oh, well, do what you got to do.
Then I'll be right there.
Yes.
You'll definitely help with the anxiety.
Indeed.
I'm coming down to the fountain as we speak.
I need to just drop it or two of water.
We're gonna get this like the tiniest little drop.
Okay, this music is a tad loud.
I'm gonna turn the music off.
Listen, turn the music off.
Get it out of here.
Or at least get it low.
I like to hear just a little.
Yeah, most music's a masterpiece.
I have the food, I have the stomach thing.
I can't drink right now.
My stomach is turning in knots, it says.
Let's get the fire going in the gym.
Oh, there's a lot of bodies in here.
Oh, human bodies are a lot of human bodies.
Oh my god, they're loaded. Get into the gym.
Get into the gym.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh my god, oh, something horrible happened here.
Ah something very horrible
But also gratitudes for us if you think about it, this is me
Well, that's you shooting yeah, there's a few zombies one or two this door shut
Will an epi-pet help me with my my sickness
No, no, no, but this will this will
Epi-pin is the infinite stamina take one for myself. I'm gonna give one to you if you could share
I have to pee furiously.
Same. Same.
I have to pee...
I'll get in here and then we'll have a quick air-
Furiously.
It's bad.
It is horrible.
I can feel the kidney stone developing. I can feel it developing.
It might be the one coming out.
Here in a moment.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I found a Zincan 6-milligram so way, no way!
No way!
Zincan 6-milligram!
No way!
Zincan 6-milligram!
All right, listen, you can give us a stick.
You guys gotta do what you gotta do.
I'll guard, I'll guard.
Not enough time, not, I gotta pick up some food.
Well, I just dropped all my, okay, I'll pick up the unknown.
I have to pee more than you can possibly know.
Ooh, listen, go push out the stone and I'll guard you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, don't let them fuck me, don't let them fuck me.
Oh, we're all gonna have to come here.
We all have to, we all have to grab that rifle first.
Isn't this the 22 one
everybody's about to grab a sport or trash or better than nothing but who
better be asked diarrhea Garmin's I've got diarrhea he's got the fire back up
then I'm gonna go oh shit all right listen okay peanuts gone everybody
listen peanuts chat what is he doing wrong tell us what he's doing wrong
coming to our cat tell us what peanuts doing wrong loaded what's going what's
going on it's a picture people and then also also also come over here no longer
watch him come over to this channel we're gonna need oh we're gonna need your
grandmother is so sick bad for these just been bad for his poop put your
social security number bad for social security number in our chap please please
please we need your grandmother so security and also tell me what he's
doing on he's lit the his chattis says he's literally doing everything wrong
he's overeating oh that's bad channel name is hey you video game look up hey
video game come over tell us what he's doing wrong tell him to grab the big what
do you mean he has a small backpack oh my oh yeah tire repair kit oh the worst
well why is he carrying a tire repair kit he's dragging loot listen he's truly
doing everything wrong oh dear well and you guys promise to put your grandmother's
social security number over here all right listen if your grandmother's credit
cards around listen we won't say no if you swipe that five or ten gift it over
But also, it's a security number.
Yeah, oh shit.
He ate bad food and ate too much.
How much is he eating, guys?
My grandma's dead.
He should have told him about unknown food.
Oh, shit. Tell him to double-clam.
He's been eating unknown food.
He doesn't even know what he's doing.
He told us he has 500 hours.
He's a complete...
We're playing with the news.
You guys were saying we're playing with the news.
He ate a full jar of honey!
Did you know about your stomach overfilling, right?
Holy shit, peanut, did you eat a whole jar of honey?
Of course, yes, but I was hungry.
I was fed up.
Oh, lord.
I was fed up.
Now, also, whenever you see a gray can like this, you can only eat three bit bites at
a time.
We're getting worried at a few.
Holy shit, peanut.
We got tips.
Peanut, do you not know what you're doing?
Okay.
I'm a professional at this game, I'm a professional, I'm playing.
Okay.
thousand hours I know you're a professional but listen you got the
icons in the bottom right yes yes somebody's here somebody's here oh oh
shit are you k-wessing don't care what it says hey there you 30 30 boys got him
oh god do we go I got my go be go be go be go be I know I'm just like
neutralized, neutralized.
Louis Dwayne.
Of course.
Listen, when you're eating.
Yes.
When you're eating in real life
and this tummy feels full,
do you just kind of push through?
I just, if it's delicious enough.
I mean, it's absolutely incredible.
It's like the best meal of your life.
Yes.
You keep pushing.
I keep pushing.
I keep pushing, yes.
All right, well, listen.
And Daisy, even if it's delicious,
like, don't push it, all right?
Let the, when you see this,
the tummy symbol just like her.
She never want to see the tummy symbol ever.
You never want, if you see a little tummy symbol,
it's you could push a little, like a little bush, all right?
Oh, but you never, I repeat,
you never eat a full jar of honey in real life
or in this world of Daisy, all right?
Of course not eating a whole jar in real life, are you?
No, no, of course I would never do that.
I would never put a full jar of honey
into a bowl of peanut butter and eat it with a spoon at four in the morning,
or fifty to a hundred times throughout my life. I would have never done that.
Why would you even ask that?
And you would never put like a couple of chocolate chips on it.
We never put a couple of chocolate chips either, right? If there was a couple of chocolate chips around it.
Not even one time! A ridiculous question! I should kill you!
For even insinuating! I should kill you! Please, kill him!
I should tell you? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blast him with the other one.
if you're going inside that hold your hands up
you
i'm leaving now please
i don't want to shoot you
we don't want to shoot you
we're not going to shoot you
we're not going to shoot you you're a good man
get inside quick
there's a guy in our room
Shit get in our room get around come on come on come on come on
Well, where'd you get in the room? Where's your wish? I got her I got her I got her
Shoot that one open it up open it up
How do you want to lock the door?
How do you want to lock the door?
What?
I'll guard this door.
Stand back!
Stand back!
What the hell are you guys doing in there?
We're doing science.
We're doing science.
You're so much quieter than the other guys.
Hey!
Who are you, lady?
Who are you?
You're so much quieter than the other guy.
He's on it! How about it?
Am I?
Who are you, lady? Who are you?
He's on it! You killed me!
Why the hell did you kill me?
I'm taking the best, I'm taking the best!
You never killed anybody.
Did he kill you?
No, no, no, no, Pina, don't do that, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Press V so much better, press V so much better.
Press V so much better.
Okay guys, press V.
My punch, my punch.
Listen, listen, our hostage, we're willing to keep you around now.
Have you ever done anything like waterboarding?
Cut her with your back.
Cut her with your back.
Cut her with your back.
Just a few times.
Who is this person?
Who is this person?
Wait, is that Jennifer?
Jennifer, what are they doing to you in there?
We got Jennifer.
We got Jennifer.
We got Jennifer.
We got Jennifer.
We got Jennifer.
We got Jennifer.
Good to see you again.
I'm Sarah.
Don't hurt me.
We're not going to hurt you.
Don't hurt me.
We're not gonna hurt her.
Tell her to take your shoes off.
It really sounds like you're gonna hurt her in there.
Just saying.
You're not gonna hurt her.
No, no, we're not gonna do anything of the liking.
Could you take the shoes off?
I can't.
I'm frustrated.
You shot her on my face.
That's not true.
That's not true.
We haven't shot anyone yet.
Professor, you shot me.
No, you shot me right in my face and killed my face.
Who is this guy talking?
Who is this?
Look up on the screen.
I see him.
I was a nice, fresh, spiny, and you shot me in my face.
No, I didn't mean to kill the baby.
Make medical laps of bad people.
Are you a killer?
Scared.
No, let's take her out.
Let's take her out.
OK, right.
We're not going to hurt you.
We're going to release you, all right?
Get your shirt off.
I don't believe them.
They're lying.
Did you scare the roof?
We're not going to hurt you.
We're just hooded them.
I don't know where this guy is.
I'm sorry.
I will say you've changed because the minutes
The minotaur helped me earlier, gave me food and helped me survive.
What's this change of pattern you've done?
Ahhhh...
The minotaur! I found the minotaur!
Here's a speaker for the minotaur. His way is they ebb and flow!
They ebb and flow!
Ahhhh...
Interesting.
They ebb and flow!
Interesting.
It's like a pitter pattering of the waves.
Interesting.
You ever heard of the moon before?
for one hundred of the moon.
Yeah, no.
It's like that.
It's like that.
The wife's handling of people.
Listen, if you come in here with your hands up,
we won't shoot you in the kneecaps, alright?
We promise.
We won't shoot you in the kneecaps.
That is correct.
Are you gonna shoot me in my face?
Are you gonna shoot me in my face?
No, we will not shoot you in the face or the kneecaps.
Not in the face.
We can shoot him in the belly.
We were on my extremities bodies, everything included.
That...
That I cannot promise.
God damn it, Peanut!
I apologize, I'm a peanut out of my wood, I do not want to make a promise I cannot withhold.
That's fair, I'll just keep freezing my dick off out here, it's cool.
I should we go out there and kill him.
She's free, she's free!
Yeah, he untied me.
I untied her she's we're not this is she's she's this she's a good person all right we could trust her
Oh, she's really sure she's willing to feed or someone human meat. I know her
She's got a lot of human meat on her right
I've eaten a few pieces. She means we fed human meat. Yes, of course
Boys I'm gonna I'm gonna die
I'm going to kill you.
That is good for us.
30 seconds, 30 seconds.
No, I have nothing, man.
Listen, come in. Come in here.
We won't shoot you. We want to do a light feeding, alright?
We want to do a light feeding.
We know you're on the roof up there.
Gamec, don't shoot me, alright?
It's not me, it's not me.
Lemon, lemon, lemon.
Whoa, what the fuck?
I missed, I missed, I missed, I missed.
I come down I come down. I miss I miss to be here. Yes. Hi friends. Hey come listen. We're not gonna hurt you
Hey, you look sexy with that helmet on thank you
What in the...
What the...
AHHHHH!
I can't believe it!
God, I'm gonna die!
I need 1,000 dollars!
What happened?
Wait, hang on!
Watch out, man!
I'm gonna kill you!
I called you sexy!
I called you sexy!
You shot me!
I said, you shot me!
I'm so sexy, I don't wanna kill you!
Hey, God, why...
You forgot to kill me!
Oh, my God!
What? What? What?
Is that you? Is that you?
No, it's just me and you, Peter. Let us dead.
Who's in the corner? Who's in the corner? Who's in the corner?
Shoot him! Shoot him! It's not me! It's not me! Shoot him!
That wasn't you in the corner?
No, no!
I'm in there! I'm by the fountain! I'm by the fountain!
Where are you? Okay, I'm right behind you! I'm right behind you!
Got him!
I'm right behind you!
Oh!
Ah!
Is that you?
I
Do you want to say one thing I looked over and I mean direct eye contact with peanut and he let the man just batter me
batter my bones
I was very confused. I was very confused. I was frightened. I was
frightened. I killed Jennifer. I killed Jennifer. It's fine. It's fine. I did urinate my pants.
I killed Jennifer. She tried to run. I didn't want to do it, but I did it.
Oh, terrible. No, we should do it. We could finally listen to chat. You know what we need to do?
We didn't make arm bands with that
It was the pistol oh oh
Oh
That was that was it so much in the chairman Wow, oh my goodness
The peanut butter is flowing the peanut butter is flowing that was incredible. Oh, oh shit. We burnt the human stake
Oh, that'll happen human stake is burnt. That's okay. That's okay. It could have happened to anyone. It'd have been anybody
I'm gonna go get Jennifer's loop.
I don't even know if I got shot during that.
I didn't pretty good on that.
I was kind of peeping.
Exit work, exit work.
You can sit right back at you, right back at you.
Okay, Jennifer had nothing on her.
Bad lap.
Bad lap.
Literally nothing.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh.
All right. How's your hunger? How's, um...
Oh, my hunger might want to do just fine.
No need to worry about me, good Sheriff.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna hot dog this whole can of spaghetti.
I'm really not even gonna chew it.
I'm gonna open the throat like a sword eater
and just pipe it on down.
I miss ammo? Where did I miss ammo?
This is a blood bath.
I know. 50 to 100 dip-ups.
I'm gonna eat it up until I see the symbol for the stomach and then I will immediately stop after your request.
Yes, yes. Also, I hear you might have a tire repair kit on you. You can chop that thing.
Okay.
You can chop that.
All right.
Also, are you still sick? How's your sickness?
No, my sickness is cured. I'm cured.
Beautiful, beautiful.
I see no, I'm getting weathered.
I missed ammunition, yet I see zero ammunition outside of gimmick's body.
He's juiceman's body. That's juiceman's body.
I'm still alive.
I mean, I mean juiceman's body, I mean juiceman's body.
That was intense. That was intense.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Juiceman had a freaking lockpick on him this whole time.
What could we have done with that?
I can lock the doors. I can lock the doors.
Should we just rob the juicemen?
Yeah, don't rob me. Take everything. Take everything.
But don't urinate on my body, alright?
You should have said that first.
It's the desecration of the body.
You desecrated me.
It wasn't for desecration purposes. It was for sexual purposes.
It's different.
It is different. It is different.
It's different but what am I gonna what am I gonna tell my kids tomorrow when I wake up in the morning like
You want me to unlock it for you then unlock it
Listen peanut one more thing one more thing peanut one more thing of course we have a gun
just hold R all right and then it'll uh it'll uh it'll reload no no no i have to put the ammo in
the magazine no no no no no yes it depends on the gun yes no no no yes yes no what no no
No, no, no, yes.
If it has a magazine, you have to have the magazine
in your hands and hold R.
But if it's a gun that top-loads,
you can just hold R.
I see what everyone is angry at me about.
I see.
Okay, I understand now.
I understand your ailments.
I see now, I see now.
Oh, a chest holster!
Oh!
Where does this go?
Uh, that would replace your press vest.
Keep your press vest.
Although, look, look, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Here's, uh...
Don't we have a leather repair kit?
Or is that our last one?
I think that was our last one.
Shit.
Shit.
Oh, there's a head torch over here.
Head torch.
I don't think you can use duct tape on a press fest, but you might want to try it, I guess.
On a press fest?
Okay, I'll try it.
I don't think you can, but it's worth trying.
No, you cannot.
We'll try.
You've lied to me.
Well, I apologize.
You're right.
I apologize.
I apologize.
We must get out of here once then they're probably coming back.
You're right.
You're right.
Okay, hold on.
Listen, take him to the next town over.
Yeah, below the military base.
base. That's a good next stop. It's a progression. It's out of the
start of town, a little bit more lewd. I mean imagine. I think this head
touches on everything I look at is red. Well hit L, hit L, hit L. Oh thank you.
Do you have any shotgun ammo? I have ten along with just a couple. Six in my
I am a
Show and listen give it to you. I believe it. Well, I did I don't know no you didn't it's on the ground
I took I took five. Okay, okay
This is our last chance to dry hump to spin before we leave
No, don't just my body my kids are watching the beautiful young boys. They don't want to see that. Oh
They saw it. They saw it the boys side
They've got a lot of questions now
Is this one of those situations where his family doesn't exist, but we play along so that he doesn't go insane?
No, he really does have two boys. That's why he rarely streams at night.
Yeah, they're watching, they're watching. They love your stream. I'm gonna give him a peanut tattoo on their forehead.
Oh, that's... oh! Just for starters, that is a great idea.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Have you ever... hey, I have a question for you, peanut. Have you ever tattooed a four-year-old before?
I've not this week.
Oh my god.
No.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
oh oh oh drop that shovel peanut and grab and grab this uh bk-18 right here
of course of course i do think it'd be a fool
this is gonna be a long ring do you and here's some ammo for it in case you don't have any
i oh i'm gonna steal you i would steal your
i take it anyway i got tons i got tons i'm stealing from you
all right i had never ever online i just wanted to see cool in front of my friends
oh that's good that's good and then there's a cooking pot out here if you
you. Listen, keep your eyes as the ears open for the password.
There's someone outside saying something.
I think Jennifer's back. What do we want to do with Jennifer?
Do we take her with us?
I say we I say we send her with juice man.
No, come back to the great beyond.
Send her to the great beyond.
Stand back. You're not going to want to see this.
All right, let me unlock the door. I'm gonna let you lose. All right. I killed her last time. It's your turn
You're not gonna want to see this shit back. I don't want to see it. It hurts my arm
Actually, I had to be done
You hate to see it, but we had to do it. Yes, it was out of our hands
It was out of our hands. It was decided long ago many moons ago. We simply carried it out
We just did what would have been done anyway.
That's right. That's right. We are not the bad ones. We are the merciful ones.
Jennifer just sent me a DM. She says she's contacting her therapist.
Well, he better bring a pretty big gun.
Because I'm fucking strapped.
Oh my God, yeah. My therapist carries. He carries.
I also tell my therapist to pick up a big gun.
This is a good time. BetterHelp.com slash Juiceman for a 20% discount.
Oh, I got double-
Take that! Take that!
Just gotta do a quick little...
Alright, listen, I'm nearly here. I'm nearly here, alright.
I don't know about you, but I'm kind of metting. I'm mid-maxing these heat packs every time I find one
I take the ones out of mine that are out and I keep putting theirs in there that that is
You're learning that's good
Right take a take a drink of this water here before we go because there's okay. We hang out for like one more minute
I'm like one minute away. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. We'll go to the next town
Yeah, I think we try to get peanut into the orb. We try to orb him. I would love to orb him
I would love to be a part of the orb.
Oh man, he'll be a orb.
People would say, peanut made it to the orb.
He's been a orb.
Wow, what is he doing the orb?
There's a person!
To me! To me! To me!
To me! To me!
We have the comedy soul of Chris Farmer.
It's just been a zombie.
There is another guy.
There is another guy.
Where? Where?
Cheap ass.
Just keep crying.
This is it.
This is it.
That was it!
I wasn't trying to hear!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Excuse me!
Saki Saki!
Saki Saki!
Ow!
Oh!
Excellent shot! Excellent shot!
Excellent shot!
Excellent shot!
Saki Saki!
Most stupid shot!
All right, I'm gonna listen.
Listen, let's grab the loot and move to the next town.
This is where we'll die here.
I just gotta fill up this pot.
Are you pissing on me?
I'm just gonna light your nation.
Take that! Take that, lady!
I gotta heal.
Quick fill up.
Oh my god, Rudy from the library is coming to attack me.
Wait, who's Rudy?
Is this a childhood friend?
This is a crazy lady!
Wait, you were friends with the librarian as a child?
I'm not!
You don't worry, Rudy is dead.
Oh, Rudy sounded like a hell of a guy.
It was a lady.
Wait, you're not the kind of person...
Wait, Rudy the lady?
Rudy the lady.
The lady librarian, and you put her down.
I stabbed her in the mouth, yes.
How do you sleep at night?
Like a baby.
like a baby
mm-hmm
I'm ready to go
with the blanket made out of Rudy's caucus
feral baby
that's a good news
alright we gotta get out of here
we gotta get out of here like right now
what about we oriental machete is that
if you know the picket it's a blessing
repeat all that one word done
if it's a good condition take the machete
It's interesting.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Before we leave, could you point out Rudy, the librarian, ladies?
That's Rudy, Rudy.
I could just be respectful.
Right there.
Here's Rudy right here.
Oh, Rudy, sweetie, Rudy.
Give me an open mouth kiss.
God.
Oh, your lips are so supple.
Sweet.
I'll miss you, Rudy.
I'll miss you.
You see how she's wearing it.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
This guy's absolutely loaded.
It was a promiscuous librarian.
This is our friend.
This is me.
This is me.
Oh, shit.
Okay, and then the green helmet.
Shoot him in the head.
Wait, there's a body here with a shit load.
Well, a shit load of one.
There's a leather repair kit.
I took the bottle out of your bowl.
You can carry it with a Christmas.
Well, who, who, who, who are you?
Who are you?
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
I just dropped it.
Go, go, go, go.
You gotta go.
We have to go.
This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is,
We gotta go. We have to go. This is-
Hold up, we need this food. We need this food at once.
This is- this is how we die.
AHH! Oh, a filtering bottle! Should we take that?
Oh yeah, we won that. We're 100% won that.
Oh shit, they're not even kidding. This is so much loot, but we need to have-
We have to go.
Told you, it's so much loot though.
Think about the loot.
It's too much loot, but my god, we have to-
It's about the loot, Lemon.
Hold on, hold on.
We do need to go, we do need to go.
Hold on, now, we should-
Hold on.
We should leave but also let's take a tiny let's just take a little hander. We fill up this bottle
What one moment let me fill up this bottom?
Also we have to go but I'm all good. I'm also gonna put this bottle. All right, okay, all right
All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Follow me
Follow me. We're gonna like stack a light stack like stack. Yeah, like stack like stack like a fourth of July parade read this way
There's a gun there's a gun right here. So we don't know this this got right here. We don't
Trash his trash his trash. I dropped it. It's doesn't have a mag in this way
Right here right here. Follow me. We're like before the July parade for the July parade. We're on a parade
We're we'll have to cheat my backpack
It's good that's good actually it's a good upgrade it's good upgrade
It's ruined. It's ruined. You can't you can't it's ruined. It's ruined. It's ruined
The fourth of July you guys I'm gonna I'm literally gonna fourth of July
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, don't make me
I'm ready to go
I'm not gonna
Double-click items to pick them up. Did you get the leather repair?
Double-clicking items makes you use them. You are liar and a cheat.
No, no, no, you are liar and a cheat. You are liar and a cheat.
You are liar and a cheat. You are liar and a cheat.
You are liar and a cheat. You are liar and a cheat.
Oh, you didn't fix your press vest.
People who say double-click are not only liars and cheats,
and cheese they're gonna lose their job tomorrow that's right yes let's go
back peanut quick
immediately immediately big big big big big big big business business not
I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it. We'll use it elsewhere though.
This is a huge mistake. Let the record show this is a huge mistake.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Oh, I'm so sweaty. I need to take a shower. Hold on, hold on. Let's go in here.
He needs to fix his press fast. Let's do that once and once and once and once.
Let's not teach him anything. Let's baby murder. Ray, ray, ray, ray. Okay.
Throw that and then pick that leather repair kit up and drag it on your vest.
your best don't take your best off though they put the letter a kit in your
hands I've been bleeding the whole time what you cut me you don't have shoes
Oh my god.
You take my shoes.
Peanut.
I didn't take your shoes.
I know.
I have Jordan's.
I would not need your shoes.
Put your jacket on the ground and your pants on the ground.
I'm just going to take a look and see what's in there.
I don't need to see.
I don't need to see.
I don't need to see.
I don't need to see.
I don't need to see.
see what's in there I need to see how much how about how much how much you
fuck yourself immediately damn it here you go here you go oh shit we got shoes
new shoes out of the shoes look oh shit we have tetra I have tetra no I don't
have tetra I'm gonna drop this hunting scope it seems useless wait there's no
okay no never mind keep that I'm really hold on hold on hold on that
I'm legitimately sick. Does anyone have tetra I?
We got to go to the hospital. I
Have zins
Give me a papa's in in my mouth. Okay, I said in the mouth and one in each ear. I okay. All right
Here you go. He's a sin. You meet you hear me. Oh, I can't hear I can't hear how I can hear
Oh, sorry. Oh, you're not sorry. He's not job
I
Don't want to try again
Okay, okay, I've clicked the right click. Yes left click the right please. Oh
Oh, also we do need to make arm bands.
Chad keeps reminding us to make arm bands.
It is a good idea.
It's not working, it's not working.
Oh, oh, no, you can use alcohol. You're good.
Oh, I might be good. I might be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, do we put the zins on the ground, though?
Slow down, listen.
Hold on, hold on.
We're getting a little too much.
Everybody take a deep breath, right?
One day we're going to...
Oh, God, this is so stressful.
How do we...
What's a collectible not a consumable you force is collectible not a consumable no put the zeal on the ground
Let me see crazy right on the ground
Use the alcohol again lemon look use it again
This is hurting I'm getting this out of here
I'm helping you yeah, this is what he does me all the time he's anti loot. I'm not anti loot. I'm helping you
I'm helping you
Oh my god, they're gone. I'm helping you. You've got a problem
Although I will see them they stop to see it's just as dangerous
Do they say a zinnidale keep the doctor away?
Two packs of zinn will keep the shakes away.
It staves off Alzheimer's away. It staves off Alzheimer's.
That's true. That's true. Maybe I'm just out here eating this for the first time,
but I'm willing to defend zinnidale in the cause.
There may be some downsides, but there's not no upsides.
Oh my God. Guess what I just found a pristine version of.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see it. Let's see it.
Hello, hello
Hello
Shit, you got no you get bad. Oh, yeah, you're not even
Hello, I got it. I got this in with this. No, I have a bad leg. Hello. Hello
All right now put it to your face. Hello. Hold down. Hello. Hello. Oh, yes
We
Who
very cool how cool we are tell them we are we are very tell them to invest in a Roth IRA
Hey!
Shed!
Come over here!
Get over here at once!
Alright, now shoot him!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Shoot him at once!
The question, I got a question from the people.
Yeah, one question.
Kill him immediately!
When, when Tarkov, when Tarkov again.
Oh shit, shit!
Kill him!
Immediately!
Excellent!
Oh, it was Nikita!
Nikita's was in here!
Did Hajj let Nikita in?
Oh!
Stand back!
Stand back!
Get the hell out of here!
We got zombies!
Let's receive, let's receive.
Oh my god.
Oh, we are surrounded, we are surrounded!
I told you double click was used it just gave me the fucking cannon spaghetti
If you if you click on something on the ground and double click it'll go in the inventory if there's space
Right drag it on your actual character drag it on your actual character. Oh
Yeah, yeah, you can't double click onto the ground
You have to put the backpack on first and then double-click your loot on the ground.
Fuck you, I'm dragging it all.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
All's well, it is well.
I've got, I've got, I've got to go, I've got to go.
Oh my god, Fred, wait, wait!
What? What?
What's going on? What's going on?
All right, listen peanut take take that press this I'll put this on
Oh, no, I gotta repay my back. I can be with you. What's your motion? Oh, yeah
Do any of you guys have room for this?
What?
What oh, yeah, I have plenty of room for that. I plan to give room. Oh shit. I got rid of my room
Wait, I have the peak revolver. You can have my people of all the day. You are yeah, I dare. Oh, yeah, I'll take that. Thank you
Of course, of course
I got, okay, wait, that's the wrong guy.
Let me take the other guy, real guy?
Yeah, the Mark II is a good little zombie killer.
Don't use it on people, it's shit, but for zombies-
Oh, I killed Jennifer with it earlier.
I even almost killed you.
Well, it's not, I mean, it's not completely useless.
Hey, hold up, wait, okay.
I'm too full of goodies.
Does anyone want a roll of dump tape?
oh yeah give me the give me the depth there you are good to you are
yes they are you balloon
but that's not you are we are here yes thank you
there and you're on this he has
alright then we're gonna use this on this guy
can I put the scope on this
yeah bow
oh no you cannot
okay
alright give me a quick one see what he has real quick let's take a peek
I'm gonna take a peek, take a peek, take a peek here.
You got a little, okay, let's go.
Holy shit, how many jambos do you have?
Take a look at, holy, here he is.
Are you guys getting in?
We're just taking a peek.
This is mine, these are my goodies.
These are my goodies, these are my goodies.
Listen, we just, these are my goodies.
These are mine, these are mine.
We're not gonna take, we're just taking a peek.
Get rid of one of those stacks of rags.
I need those rags, I need those rags!
I need to give them time!
Five gifted, five gifted, we'll put them down.
What are you doing? What are you stealing from me?
Oh, it was a duct tape.
It was a duct tape.
No, no, no, but seriously, take your gun, your gun's on the ground here.
I need a gun.
Get rid of one of those stacks of rags, get rid of those rubber slugs.
Oh, gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
It still works.
It stills too.
two
Hey, you watch that gun. All right, what's the bullet drop on a gun like this?
Two meters barely anything unless you're really sniping a pixel
Oh, are you talking about the rifles? Because these are the pistols? Yeah, yeah, it's a 7 6 2 it's a
I noticed the pistols you have to shoot like five meters out in front of them even if they're just walking
Well part of that's just daisies netcode
You want buddy go back in the bar and listen how bitchless you was out
That's literally Daisy's that code actually it's the net
This Daisy's neck on if you fortify the
Before to buy the architecture of the pixel work. You can see it's obviously
Obviously.
Wow.
Odd boys, it's time to up our game.
We need a military base stat.
Oh, listen, we're on our way to one.
Are we going straight to Milly or are we going to...
No, let's do the little town and then right to Milly.
Right to Milly.
No, I'm not.
And I'm going to carry it.
But you said that's the same thing.
Cross land bridge.
We do it.
Okay, okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Across the land bridge?
What are you talking about?
It's like landlock, but more of like a bridge.
Alibor to the same thing?
Oh!
There's so many...
FOOLS!
Why are there so many zombies?
DIE!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Don't you worry, I put him down.
Put him down.
I
The body is for the spouse. Oh, oh, oh God. I that was a mindset. Of course. It is of course. Yes. I forgot I
Forgot by the way boys alimony and chance were not the same thing
We were alimony. We was was you say alimony and chance would have not the same thing not the same thing
What is that English? What does that mean?
That's Alamomody is...
Like a violin.
It's exactly like a violin.
But the violin takes your dog.
What are we having my dog? Roll it?
I'm not tracking.
The violin took it.
Follow me, follow me.
Listen, we're going to...
All these three buildings, we're going up to military.
Okay, okay.
This place is hot, though. This place is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
hot hot hot hot hot hot got it got it got it got it got it I'm keeping my words about me
keep your head on absolute swivel right gimmick I need you to talk immediately
us now just be you know no in discord in discord now just be you talk
my dad has a rash oh are you confusing us I saw that I saw that on his top left
groin area wait I gotta you saw my dad's rash I saw it
It looks like it might be medical tissue.
I'm bleeding profusely.
I meant Craig.
Oh, Craig is a great man.
Girthiest and all with seven C's.
Yeah, it's his birthday on Saturday.
Can we get some happy birthday, Craig?
Oh, happy birthday, Craig.
Happy birthday, Craig.
Happy birthday, Craig.
Happy birthday, Craig.
Oh, gimmick money's worth.
You'll be spending this time with you and berries.
Fowry, fowry.
There's a guy with a gun right here.
Oh, my god.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Whoa.
Got him.
Oh, that was quick.
God, yeah.
I sure got him.
Yeah, he's dead.
Look.
Wait, that was my stuff.
He's not dead.
Ah!
Yeah.
Oh, my apologies.
My apologies.
Better safe than sorry. Always gonna double check. Always gonna double check.
He has a long horn in pristine condition.
We take that.
Ooh, take that long horn. That long horn.
That's a nice one.
CR527, CR527, replace your BK18 with the CR527.
Wait, we, we, we, we do the, we do the-
CR527.
Yes.
Replace your BK18 with the, uh,
Why would I do that?
Would I replace my BK133?
No, no, no, no, no, not the shotgun that replaced the single chamber rightful
We did the CR 527 if we find a mag it's a mag oh
Oh, you are devious dog. You are devious dog
Even if you don't have a mag it's just as good as a BK or am I have missed both those shots from point blank?
No need to worry
Don't need to worry
I
Oh my god.
Should I take the log hold and put it in position?
Longhorn is pretty good too.
Do you have a scope on the longhorn?
Yes, yes.
You might want to keep that.
Here, here, best thing to do, grab his whole jacket and then come into here.
And then you can pick through the loot without standing out in the open.
Okay, okay.
Oh, by the way, I'm going to need a second here to organize.
So we need the hunting scope.
I can take it if you don't want it.
I'm dropping some duct tape and a hunting scope.
Guns do you have there?
What is that?
What do you have there?
What do you have there?
You put the hunting scope on the CR-527.
Oh my god, you can't!
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
Huge!
Oh, that is huge!
That is massive!
And now I've got a long horn.
Oh my god, it is horrible.
I'm gonna see you.
I'm gonna see you.
Oh my god, it is horrible.
Anymore with that.
With the CR-527, the hunting scope, I'd say.
I mean, that's an in-game gun right there.
You're in gaming.
I'm in gaming?
I'm in gaming?
How do I fix the scope?
With the tire repair kit?
You need an electrical repair kit.
Are you the tire repair kit?
Electrical repair kit.
Electrical repair kit.
Electrical repair kit.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Also whoever picked up the MK2, here's another man.
That was me.
Did you eat it?
Did you have any food?
Wait, who's starving?
I am.
I'm starving to death.
Here, here.
food for you good sir oh I mean I've got only frozen food I I have plenty of
unfrozen food oh okay could you be honest with me guys have you ever like
looked at like dog food and thought that looks delicious and just take a little
near boy also does anybody have 380 a cp on a different note I mean I haven't but
I mean I did why it was a look like a little hot dog I'm gonna drop some
Epinephrine and six rags and a sheath. I'm dropping all this garbage. Good good good good good. I'm min-maxing. I've been maxing.
Oh no, Lemon is a mess. Oh, is she puking again?
I hate you so much, you was the dog food.
Hey, did you really, after scolding Peanut,
you just ate too much?
I was distracted, I was distracted.
His viewers are coming over here,
they're distracting me with their sick comments about him.
They're saying they're just,
they're describing him in unnatural ways.
My bungalowers are saying nasty things, sexually?
You wouldn't believe what they're saying.
Bungalowers have been very kind.
He's sick.
Oh, they're, it's sick.
It's absolutely sick what they're saying about you. It's unsettling. Oh, oh
Well, you read one after me so I can maybe no just gonna quick
They're saying things like peanut doesn't have testicles. He's actually a walnut completely
And that's just one that's one comment of like literally 30,000 oh
I do have testicles, and I am no Walnut! Walnut!
Please, don't talk poorly about the Walnut. My grandfather was a Walnut farmer.
Beautiful Walnuts. You said Steve, my grandfather's Walnuts.
I would actually, I agree with Walnut farmer, that's basically Walnut genocide.
Please call him by his first name.
Oh guys, where can I what happened to the long horn? Oh
You don't
But it to be fair you don't really need the long horn if you have the
CR 527
Oh
God bless them. Also. Does anybody have any uh, three or eight grounds for the long horn if they had the long horn
Oh my god, none of that.
You can suck apart my sack at once.
But I have 380 ACP.
I thought you were sackless.
Drop the 308.
No, that was a lie.
A deep-state lie that you fell for.
I'm being deep-stated.
Be deep-stated and lied to.
As we speak, you are.
Wait, but listen.
I don't have the longhorn, but if I did,
do you have even a single 308?
You're talking to me.
You're looking at me.
Wait, is this peanut?
No, I'm this guy over here.
Let me just, let's just take a dive in, all right?
Drop the 308.
Let me say 308, do you need 308, Kyle?
I don't have the long horn.
I don't have the long horn, but if I did.
I actually do not have any 308.
You've been carrying this 308, Lips?
I, it wasn't even mine.
It was that random guy actually on time.
It was on the guy.
Keep up.
I have unlimited ammo in every other class except for 308.
All right, well listen,
does he even have food?
Like a tiny morsel in my mouth.
I have a shitload of food.
This is not just a dog, we were just talking about.
Here's cat food, you scum.
I love cat food, but I prefer dog food.
Peter, money's worth. We'll enjoy dog food.
Oh, you're not talking to me.
Look at that scum eating the cat food.
Oh, this is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
I'm looking at him. I'm trying.
I'm looking at the toilet.
I'm not just a...
I'm not middle class.
Spin on him, spin on him.
I'm not middle class.
I'm not middle class.
One of us.
We can take him to parties and show him to our friends.
Oh.
Oh.
We ate a little too much.
We made sure to put this upper class thing down.
That'll happen.
I took multivitamins with my sickness and still not done is that a
Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh, that was a real that was a pop shot. I got more multivitamins. That was a real pop shot
We do we wait hold up. We know I have tons of multivitamins. Do I just keep eating them?
Oh, just put them in your hands and pop one of those puppies in I already did. Do I need to do another one?
No, no, no as long as you got the little pill symbol. You're good. I'm gonna put a symbol
I'm gonna put a
Let's go to the military thing. Let's do it. Let's go to the military thing. All right head on a swivel
We we you guys go you guys don't even know where the military is
Multiple ways multiple ways
On the ice and go to the beauty piece you charcoal tablets
Nearly there guys we're nearly there. All right
Okay, listen if anybody's in my girlfriend's first time watching you. This is a first impression. Yeah, no
RISM with the Tizm in here. It's shoot on sight.
And you know what? We... What's our plan with zombies here? There's like 30,000 zombies.
I would say don't shoot because we're gonna get swarmed. If we do get swarmed, go to one of the little towers with the net on it
and we can go up there and kill them from above.
I got a silenced MK2 World War 2 pistol.
And use that. But don't shoot more than three, alright? Less than three, let it be.
that's the three let it be yeah I don't know what that means I don't know what
that means guys you might if I pop open another you got another zinn give me
another no I know the city just another city just let's say oh there it is
delicious cheers cheers cheers I'm drinking the banquet of beers tonight
let me tell you can I be honest with you gentlemen when you when you aren't
starving to death every 30 godforsaken fucking minutes this game is actually
decently enjoyable
oh my god
we did it
we got it
wait don't run forward
hold on
hold on one of those one of those one of these guys coming towards this has a really good helmet
who's coming towards us
don't shoot there's two zombies by the barbed wire
just remember don't shoot the one with the green helmet in the head
Oh my god, I'll take care of this one. I'll take what am I shooting in the face? Is it so damaged helmet?
That's the three-legged be a shin
You can you can kill that one that one you can shoot in the head. There's the one I'm on right here
God okay good good good
Hold on I have a legitimate question. How do you smell?
Get this helmet quick on this
No, no, you already have one
Oh, I think he's in the trees
It could be a man
Okay, okay, I got your freaking hell
Where are you are you in the net building? I'm in the net building
Do we get shot am I alive? I think maybe I
Think they were shooting down to the town below
We're in the sandbag thing
This military shit get on the sandbags get on the car all the ladder go up the ladder
Hey guys
Shoot them all shoot them off
We did one of them had a huge backpack one of them had a huge backpack
I got a bandage I got a bandage I'm one of steering
Oh
Give him the one to
Shit there's 30,000 more
The field best benefit that a bit of ballistic best
It's hard to tell.
No, no, no, it's unarmored.
Field vest is unarmored.
Okay, okay. No, no, okay.
Who just fell? Who just fell?
Well, there was a drop down.
Hey, stop shooting him. I'm getting a lot of no's.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, listen to them. They don't know what they're talking about.
Hey, no. Did I, did I, did I, did I, did I forsake the team?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are we forsaking?
I do not want to forsake the team.
with that backpack go what if I'm had a huge backpack I'm telling you
tall as a mountain oh it's like he's right at the entrance right at the
entrance oh oh my I perceive condition oh my god oh my god that these fucking
spots holy shit we're up we're up oh we are so right now does anybody have any
food I have to you but we gotta warm it up but this is this is not the spot how
How do you spell do-rag? It's not D-U, it's D-O!
No, it's not. It's D-O, it's D-U, it's D-U.
It's not D-U.
You're mistaken. You're mistaken.
Okay.
Guys, I'm- I'm really, really low on blood.
Has anybody done a blood transfusion?
No.
No.
Are you hiding?
No.
No.
Take this food at once!
Eat it now!
Let me eat it.
Let me eat it.
Oh, my God.
I'm a bam.
Wait, is your food- my food is red.
I'll give you water bottle if you give me half that food.
I have more food.
I have plenty of food for everyone.
This guy's got food for everyone.
Take this!
Take this!
Zagorski right here.
Zagorski right there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm a bam.
I'm a bam.
I'm a bam.
I'm a bam.
I'm a bam.
Oh
Crawl right on his crotch right on his penis
You are the you are eat the kind of bad eat the kind of bad where am I what's my name is my dad's name Craig?
It's birthday Craig. Oh, I'm gonna throw this I drink this water is this safe water
Oh
This is a decent place. Does anybody have a compass we need a compass does anybody have a compass like a tiny
I don't need to go. I know my way. I know
The hell out of here. We haven't even looted this place. We have a new way
Oh my goodness, it's rude gentlemen. It's rude. You can't you can't it's ruined. Oh
Oh, I'm zombies. That's a good idea. Oh my god, binoculars tactical. Hey, where do you put a whole stare everything a boy could need?
Everybody good on boots a salt boots over here you can put a blade in a salt boots
I found a whole strip like a real host of this time. No, is that good?
a whole stir of that you could choose one of the other fuck yourself fuck yourself a thousand times
and I got a scorpion anybody need a scorpion I feel like we maybe beyond scorpions taking
the challenge around I know guy who got a scorpion in the boot though oh that's a horrible oh oh my
goodness watch out for that hooligan that was shooting before by the way he may be in cursing on
territory 80 moment now about the who will again combat boots pristine
with his assault boots a combat boots better assault boots because you can put
a knife in them fuck fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you are
you we all wearing you found that I will do it I will do it we're gonna take a
rail what is that k always be the scope no you don't want this oh fuck you fuck
I
Got a urinate guys my kidney stone is about to press
No, no, no
Just make the kidney stone it's much more proficient somebody catch. I'm gonna go in this back barn. All right this back barn
If the kidney stone comes out catch it all right, okay, I'll cut you to my mouth. Oh
No, you don't need to worry
I do I do or do you know if knowing?
Last week on the prince...
You don't say.
Yes, it was doing that.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh, gimmick money's worth.
Through the day.
Through the day.
In a thog and a...
Oh, gimmick's money's worth, gimmick's money's worth.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
give me money's worth you are incredulous and the way your sack hangs there from side
to side is a sight to behold they do say the I is in the B of the holder and for that I
say I couldn't agree more.
Amen to that.
Now I'm hopping up in this thing. I'm gonna look for people that want to harm us and I will not let anyone harm us
Oh, I'm freezing to death as we speak I repeat I am freezing to death as we speak may I repeat one more time?
I am freezing to death do believe as we speak
It's a blizzard listen
We could go make a fire in this building here
We're gonna have to hold our angles. I minister getting wood
Cuz yeah, I'll be voice
I'm finding the nearest tent and can't meant I will be there shortly
I thought a safe spot do not worry about me gimmick
Gilly money's worth. You hear him?
He sounds like a hog. My name is Jusman.
Let me tell you something, Jusman.
Gimmick only buys real diamonds, not because real diamonds are better than fake diamonds,
simply because they require blood.
You understand that? That is something of your stature you could never understand.
My homegrown diamonds are really nice.
Even though the exact same
Nothing different he still gets the real ones simply because people died getting them
What is the diamond if not have a soul contained inside
My diamonds are like $20 guys they make economical sense
us. Any moment now. Where are you guys? I'm waiting around. Our fire is out. Is this not
you? Who am I with right now? I don't know. You're right. Yeah, I, you, me, it's outside.
I thought two scorpions, one pristine. No, leave the scorpion. You're, you're beyond the
scorpion. Let me tell you something. I will leave the scorpion this time, but the
Scorpion everyone is so wrong about that gun that gun fucking slaps
I mean compared to what he has imagine I mean it's it's an early game weapon, but that thing is a gripper
I've probably got more
Guns than any other gun in this game. I took the square we cannot we cannot go to fire here
The scorpion is what's that?
Oh, give me some money's worth!
Over here!
Oh, lucky I have to find you!
He can't build a fire here. It's the Blizzard that keeps putting it out.
Where have you all worked together?
Well, I've led it multiple times.
Can you not build a fire here?
Well, you gotta...
Wait, hold on. It's fire.
The knife and the boot god? You really have to stay wrong and wrong good.
You got bark? Give me a little bark.
I'd put rags in there.
Oh, you get to bark, I'll be right back.
Does somebody have a match?
He has a match.
I have matches, I have a lighter.
All right, get in the night, one more time.
Nighting one more time.
One more time, one more time.
One more time.
Oh, we could make a torch too, that's true.
OK, it is lit, let's see if it stays.
Yeah, see, it goes out immediately.
Goes out immediately. It's the blizzard. It's the blizzard.
You know what? Let's bring it over here.
I've got eight barks. I've got eight barks right now.
We'll bring it over here. Bring it over here. Bring it over here.
Come into the little shed.
This could be the end of us if we get rolled up on, but...
I mean, it's better than dying.
Where are you guys at? You're not in the shed anymore.
Right, right, right. We're in the second shed.
Oh, the second shed.
Where are you? I'm right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That tiny one.
All right drop your vodka outside not inside. We won't get there. What's it called when you get smoking the lungs?
Where do I put this bark just just throw it on the ground throw it on the don't sense this is us
All right, I will not sense this. This is you look at the durag. Look at the spelling. I'm still not sure
All right, hey
How do we start the fire
I'm lighting it now. I'm lighting it now.
Is that really a thing that you can't start a fire in at Co's house in this game?
I'm not quite sure why that wasn't going to be honest.
Why? How the fuck did they add that to the game?
But the shooting in this game feels like I'm playing fucking Doom 1.
Are we so dead serious?
Is that actually a thing you guys are not fooling me?
It's classic. It's classic.
Please, it's Duke Nukem shooting.
shit
how
He's just crashed cross your fingers, please cross your fingers line of our hair
It's a retro call a grandmother like a hundred years old. Oh, oh, let me coach it
See it went out immediately. Oh shit. Oh, yeah, I don't know what if it's the blizzard. It's the blizzard. No, I did again
Give it another might have to go back to the houses. Oh
Shit, it's a wet. It's a wet fire. Look at the fire. The fire is cold. You got a cold fire
the sticks are damp what would an eagle scout do okay I'm taking the sticks out
putting the sticks here I'm gonna go get more sticks all right shit we do you
need to go to a house but Blizzard is fucking us we're getting Blizzard it
if only somebody else is here somebody else I just ran out I just ran out I
I'm not gonna lie to you inside of this my heat is going up. I don't even think we need a fire
You're right. Yeah, I think I'm good too. Is anybody actually freezing? No, my heat is going up right now
Okay, let's just wait the blizzard out in here. Let's be just undamping ourselves. I don't even know what that means, but I'm good
I am fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just yeah chill chill. I'm not listen. I'm not freezing to death, but I'm freezing
Why are you freezing to death and we're not have a cold because you're ugly. I
Know I've got a beautiful face. They put the do rag on put the do right
In this game the hundred for one father of one of the one look at me now
Oh my god
Somebody grab a boogie board grab a boogie board. Oh
Also, I dropped duct tape on the ground fix your fix your
Something wrong with me. Yes, you look at listen. It's it's bad enough that you don't even ever
I bet you his portfolio isn't even diversified between stocks and bonds.
I started in a Roth IRA all in the Tesla.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Your portfolio isn't even diversified.
Guys, what's the portfolio?
Oh my goodness.
It is not even humorous anymore he is so uneducated
Oh, oh, why we do this outreach program
I have to make a wish
You're not getting warm but I don't think I have to get warmer right?
No, as long as you're not zeroed out we die you're fine
Oh, I answered that one, it's not blinking.
And my health is going up, so I should be good.
As long as your health's going up.
If Lemon's health is going down, we're gonna...
Oh, actually that might work, Lemon, if you just sprint around.
Oh, we could also go back down to the houses if we need to.
No, no, no, we gotta get to the ore. We have to get to the ore.
You've got one goal, get peanut into the ore.
Who is your cameraman? What's one good man? Good man?
Thank you, Bob. What good man? You can be under that for four hours?
No. I mean, I will.
He twirls at his self-ignition.
An excellent point, Mr. Alaskan Stratford.
There is a series of events that you can do on this island to open a portal to another dimension.
Now, we could work hard, we could swim across the ocean, warm ourselves up, find a sunken submarine in the Arctic, we could go down and do a deep and dark military base and push a button and all these various steps, or we could wait for something else to do it and just jump through the orb when they do it.
And we can go into the other dimension ourselves.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I want to believe you, but this game looks like it was made by somebody who learned to
read in the 11th grade.
I don't think any of the stuff you just said exists.
It's true.
Ask your chat.
Ask your chat.
It's true.
I'm not.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I want to be very clear.
Gimmick is right, but also Peanuts right.
He didn't learn to read in the 11th grade.
I assume.
I assumed. I assumed.
I believe 10th grade was blocks and 11th grade was reading, if I am not mistaken.
Well, all high schools have a couple of gentlemen like the person that developed this game.
I believe the development of this game might happen.
Yes, and I will say, Mr. Peanut, all the daisy players with 10,000, 20,000 hours, they agree with you.
Ah, good, good.
Listen, much like Tarkov, this game's players' relationship with the devs is contentious.
Contentious?
Like a little bit of lore, this game was made by Nikita's cousin, but good news, they were kissing cousins.
Oh, the best time, the best guy.
And Bikita.
I mean, that's the kind of cousin you want.
Of course, of course.
The only type of cousin you want.
Damn Blizzard.
I've got the five guns all with Max Ammo.
I am pipping right now.
So, Guinness, what do we think now?
Oh, Guinness, are we thinking Landridge?
Or Backtrack for Gasman?
Gas I say we hit one more military installment and then we go for this or but you are talking about yeah
Yeah, I say we go for it. We hit land bridge and then we go to the
Forget all the callouts has been so long to be
Does anyone have a map I can perhaps you can
As you can't you by the way, I just want to because I'm getting a lot of
things to fix my vest you can't fix anything past one correct no no no no
you're not your best your coat
oh
I don't know
I dropped you a a freaking duct tape a hundred years you can't
get here I just dropped so I have multiple sewing kids don't even worry
good shit. You guys have been holding out on showing kids. I have tried to. I always keep
watching showing kids. It's like my favorite thing.
It's still blizzarding outside. What do we do? Awesome. God damn nightmare. We could just go
out if we keep sprinting. We should stay warm enough. Let's run. I am fearful. I am fearful
for our lives. It would be nice for the blizzard to go away. But Jimmy, do you know how you know the
southern way? The southern, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the way. I know the way. How long does a
blizzard last? Two to three hours. This is gonna be two to three hours, but it's quick. It's quick.
That is false. That is false. Two to three hours?
I mean it goes quick it's wait wait wait
Is it just me or is the sound go that's it it's not it's done. It's not lead the way give me take let's go
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Yeah, please. It's over. Please. It's into this
I must have gone down. Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
This is a hundred percent the wrong way.
Is this the land bridge?
No, you don't think so.
No, this is the way, this is the way.
Listen, I don't believe you.
Follow me, damn it for me boys.
Oh, what the hell?
Is it done yet? Hold on, make sure you...
Oh, God! Oh my God!
Oh my god. Yeah. Oh yeah. There we go. Yes sir. Yes sir.
Alright, the run we're about to do is gonna be a tasteful run.
Alright, don't worry. This whole time we've been on the starting island. We're about to leave the starting island.
Are you sure we should be sprinting right now and not leisurely walking?
Yeah, yeah, because it warms us up. It does use our food and water faster but it keeps us warm.
Let me pop open this nice can of spaghetti.
Oh, spaghetti.
Let's see it.
Wait, did we pick up all that food that was at the fire back there?
I don't know.
Ten cans of food?
We left that.
I think that was left behind.
Okay, well there's no food spawns once we leave this island.
Are you serious?
No, no, we can kill people if we can still hunt.
But there's no food spots what we need this island would unless they
Should have that no no no I feel like I think
Someone that we know that rhymes with the name of much. I think I think we'll be fine
Wait
You're talking about hotch
No, no, no, I'm talking about a guy named Marge.
Oh.
Are you guys here?
Are you around here?
Yeah.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Oh, oh, okay.
I saw you the whole time.
I haven't been drinking whiskey.
I don't like whiskey.
All right.
Behind you guys, I've been running by you the whole time.
I'm used to seeing what we saw right there.
You would just find me.
By the whole time
See what we saw right there you would just five
10 years away from us staring directly opposite of us. Are you guys around here?
All time I was just testing
I was a test I was testing you all right a bit test
fantastic all right well wait hold on this is peanuts first time to the
land bridge well my first time doing anything at all holy shit one of two
land bridges this is what landmark named himself after right here he loved
really Cresta bird no I think he named himself after like a mediocre metal band
but it was after this piece of land I have to ask him it probably wise it
probably wise I say mediocre to be honest I don't think I've even listened to
myself I've listened to landmark he is very smart very smart landmark the man I
mean landmark the band landmark the band landmark the man the V no the land
mark the man or landmark the band the band the band or the band the band the
The band Levin DeMarc is a like metalcore band and I vaguely remember them being very mediocre, I could be wrong, I don't know what they're doing.
Did you see me one of their songs?
Yeah, sing us like one of the songs.
Nipples, I got one nipple, I got two nipples. What do they do? They don't do a goddamn thing.
I heard this funky jam.
Oh, it's the nipples song.
I was born as a man. God gave me nipples. That's why I do not go to church. I got two nipples.
Doopie doopie doopie. Oh, something like that. Incredible. Incredible.
Looks like alright. You know, it's okay. Oh, shit. Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie.
Shit, shit, shit. I gotta bleed. I gotta bleed. I gotta bleed.
You need to aim for the head.
Okay, all right.
Things are not working for me.
You need to aim for the head.
Oh dear.
Things are not going good for me.
Oh, they got helmets.
Things are not going good for me.
That guy's got the best helmet in the game.
You literally shot me.
Things are not going good for me.
I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding.
Things are not going good for me.
Things are not going good for me.
We've got him boys.
Easy.
Quick you, quick you, quick you.
We're a well oiled machine.
Excellent.
We've got him, boys.
Easy.
Quick you.
We're a well-oiled machine.
Excellent words, gentlemen.
Excellent words.
Excellent machine.
Excellent.
I never shot you.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
I never shot you.
That's a lie.
I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure he shot me right in there.
That's a lie.
That is a lie.
He's lying.
Do not understand you.
I don't see nothing.
I'm not trying to see anything.
Anybody have food?
Food, food, food.
food me no I I don't know I have food but but but but not for you really should
I feel that food oh that was accident how did you even make that mistake okay
okay this one's for landmark okay okay okay oh god what got one over that one
work that would work I got that one in the bottom that would work that would
actually work right there if you're aiming and the zombies coming and you
hit f you'll smack them with your gun it'll dagger them oh oh bang bang boom
shoot them in the head oh I that's it that's incredible why did you tell me
that there's somebody else there's somebody else they're coming straight at
us oh shit wait wait wait we're the backpack you're all right to our right
I see you I see you I see you I see him I see him a question I see because
We two can't fire you two stops we two stops we two stops we two stops how much bullet drop how much bullet drop
Double double it's fine. He's still going. He's going to the ladies in the trees. I think he sees us
There's no way he sees us
It's a bullet drop or not it's a bullet up or not no bullet drop not on the rifle I
didn't shot that
Oh
Wait there might be another one
On the right
I see him, I see him, I see him.
There's another one on the right there's three more the three more.
Oh shit, I hit one.
I'm falling back, got to reload.
There's one way right boys there's one way right.
Where you at?
Where you at?
I'm laying down I'm laying down in a bush.
I
Want that one down one down
I
Shot slaying your shots. I hate one of the heavies full daddy's full daddy's full daddy
I hate the one all the way right when the other one's with the other boys. Oh, I hit him. I hit him. I hit him
I'm hurt. No, I
Know which ones are you guys? Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. They're hurting you there and bad
I
Get em that they're weak
Make sure you make sure I got a boy come on
Make sure you check their bodies if you see their breath if you see their breath, they're still alive
That's your head. We replace if it has a red similar to their full dad, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's also
Let's go I can't for them I can't for them
Just start looting them start looting eating I will be right over. I'm gonna fill up all my guns first use the cases war
Oh, yeah
I'm getting with this one more I just do with this one more I kill fucking four of them
know there there could be one more we're getting weird on the street there could be one not
matter though no matter but also might be well somebody said it was a six man which I don't
know if that's true if it's true it's an illegal squad so there's a legal squad this game you
You can have six people?
Uh, four people is the max group size.
I had no idea.
Don't worry, I'm filling up all my guns.
This last person will die in my hands!
How powerful do you feel right now?
I feel- I feel unstoppable!
I feel unstoppable!
Yes!
I'm looking for the last one the chewy boys. I will not let you down. I'll let you down. All right, Lulu. I'm like five minutes away
I could be there in five minutes, right? If you do loot just grab their stuff throw it in a tree and
Then and then sit on the loot like smog. Yeah, don't don't be out. Don't look at my tree
That's okay. All right. Yeah, the first guy we shot is for dead
I'm gonna go make sure the guy that I said in the faces dead
You think if someone got something in the face by a CR 527 the incident for sure? No
I think we double tapped him. So he's probably dead. No, there was a guy way on the right that I once out of the head earlier
One shot in the head with CR 527
You never know he didn't have a helmet
Then he's dead for sure
Is that him?
Let's just help me.
Let me just shoot him at you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, God.
I'm like a minute and a half away.
I'm like a minute and a half.
I'll be right there.
What's the hit, buddy? Oh, my God.
F.
Oh, my God. I'm a guy.
Don't die these zombies.
Just shoot them. Shoot them if you have to.
use your bullets also you can run away and climb up on a tank or a car and they
can't hit you yeah or you can clamor up a tree I think about a clamoring if you
find the ancient monkey fall you could climb trees in the tippy top I had to
shoot him I had to shoot him I had to I heard you I heard you I heard you I heard
you I'm very close I'm nearly there
Oh my god, there's just too many.
I'm in Wakuda.
No, don't die.
I'm so close.
I'm like two or three minutes.
I hear you shooting.
LilBethMonkey12 said, hey peanut, my sister Kayla loves you.
Listen, how many zombies are there?
Pull up your right, like right click.
Just block.
I got him all, I got him all, I got him all.
What did they say?
What did they say?
Wait, what?
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I need to kill like a hundred.
Oh my goodness.
sure you're here killing bleeds with disinfected bandages course of course
of course of course otherwise you don't get them the blood
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay but all the
I
Repeat a cop on BK 43 others those are both poop-ass right wait hold there's a guy coming for you
He's got a blue shirt shoot him. You should I've got a group. Yeah, I'm being a hundred percent serious
Where is he where is he where is he the way we came? He's gonna be there in about a minute. I'm behind him
That's your toe here. I'm watching you. And then I'm a green shirt. Don't shoot blue. It's don't shoot green
Oh, he got it. Got it. See where we came cut
I'm right behind him. He's coming. I'm watching me. He doesn't see me. He's got a blue shirt on
I'm like a hundred yards behind him in a green shirt
We're gonna be in your way in about a minute. I see you in the green shirt. I see the green shirt
All right. He's on the other side of the wall. Oh, I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him
Lay in the shot, right? You kidding me? Lay in the fucking shot from here. I've never shot this in this game. We are you colorblind?
What color? Oh my god, there's three people. There's three people. There's three people and shoot them all not the green shirt though
That's me
There's no way I'm hitting these shots. That's like a thousand meters
No, no, no, no wait till they get closer. They're all they're all fresh. She is
What the two in the back of guns? Oh shit. All right. Well, this is what we do. This is what we do
I'm horrible looting. I'm gonna keep killing everybody and and you guys do all the people okay
How you sit the range wait how you sit the reason a gun
Page up page down. I've got a gun. I've got a gun that might be Tarkov. I can't remember
The pizza
It's not working. Oh wait, oh wait, oh two hours delay at the least. Oh, okay
minimum
Well plus and minus plus and minus
But he's having pizza. You're right. It's just 200. It was the minimum
All right, listen listen listen peanut. I should I took my pants off right? Don't shoot a pantless man
That's okay. I see a man with no pants. I don't shoot him
I grab a nice you as you drinky. I'll be with you guys in like 10 minutes. I see all do you now?
Oh shit, there's oh shit the zombies here. I can't take all these. Oh, no, this isn't good
Where the other one's go
The fuck well I have this comment repeat it
I
See any of the other people that I've aforementioned what you have that no no they're around they're around
Where'd they go where they go I'll be there in a second. Let me take out these zombies
You do you sure see the other guys I
Don't know where you in he's close. He was on the other side of the wall
the blue shirt he didn't have a gun though he didn't have a gun I got one
these four I'm gonna run here just see like they may be a tuna sandwich yeah
I see by see by see by see by see I'm gonna take
Locking
Is that you shooting wait, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead
I'm on the long journey back a little meat again
Make your blue shirt face
Believe I believe I believe
Oh my god
I'm putting a hand shot!
Oh, he's beautiful.
See!
Oh, that was my last bullet, too.
Oh my god, that was my last bullet.
CR 527?
That was my last bullet, CR 527.
Find my body. I'm in the trees right across my bridge.
There's another one on your body. I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
Charge!
I got like 60 bullets on my body.
Yeah, there's one more on your body. I'm gonna kill him.
I think this is my last clip.
God, you're- you're- you're a terrible godhood.
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh shit.
OOOOOOOH!
SHIT! YOU'RE ASKED DOWN!
Make sure you check their bodies.
Yeah, one of them was your full dead.
Oh, there's one more!
They got him, the one that was promised.
get out
yeah
sounds like it's going
yeah yeah yeah
that's how you do it boys
that's how you do it
very easy
too easy too easy
Lord Lord Lord
oh
oh
these zombies now there was a massive number take yonder zombie take yonder
God yeah I'm on the long journey back I have killed so many people godly loot
there's ungodly amounts of loot I have killed genuinely so many fucking people
Was that actually something was actually something oh my no holy shit. I just got like 10 people
The up and coming
Oh
My goodness oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, oh, an SSG 82.
I think I've been carrying them back for like an hour.
I have.
I remember, remember, don't, don't loot them right in the middle, you can take their,
take their, pull their clothes off of them and-
They CR527 better than SSG 82?
SSG is a SMG right?
No, SSG82 is a sniper rifle.
It has a scope on it as well.
I don't know what that is. What are you guys thinking? I already have a cyber rifle. I already have a cyber rifle. What do you guys take this?
What do you guys take that?
What am I does it take it takes five five six five thirty nine or five four five four five by thirty nine
No, no, yeah keep keep the I would keep the the one you have
Five five six is it's a great. It's great. I mean it's the same thing as everything seven six
Two's just a bigger bullet for a sniper rifle
I
Was super bad at the ring in this game, and I'm ten buys loose. I'm gonna need the utmost fucking
I'm fine. I got pretty good nobody even shot me. Oh
Two minutes away give it how far are you this is gonna take all my focus? I can't look at that for a second
I can't look at that for a second. Oh
that oh you can't take the scope off this one the ssg has a scope ingrained it in oh
oh that one yeah yeah yeah no keep the five definitely I know what gun that is
there's also a gas mask here that you guys pick up okay no no no you take the
gas mask you want that it's gonna get you to the door okay okay okay you want
that you want that does it have a filter on I don't know I don't know I'll take
I'm actually not that far I'm crossing a dam right now and I'm just gonna hang
left I am I know I know I know yeah that's what I'm saying I'm not I'm not
as I'm not that far I'm like five five minutes I'm gonna be starving death by
the time we get there but I will get there I make sure to eat what you what
your apple look like tell us about your apple my apple it's about it's yellow
it's yellow it's about half it's all good I gotta keep I gotta keep I gotta keep
room yeah yeah yeah yeah just make sure if it look for food you got food eat a
little bit a little yellow hurt job okay I'm gonna drop a p187
alescope as well unless that's really good no drop that shit drop that shit
you got trash you don't want trash in you are you a trash man I thought you
Oh, you know how to go, huh?
Give me body squirt.
Can you believe it?
I cannot believe I wanted the P187 to come.
Oh, you're the richest man who's ever lived at the moment.
Oh, huh.
Guys, I'm rich too.
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
Oh, my goodness.
Huh, I'm rich too, guys.
I don't use coupons.
Oh my goodness.
I took a panic.
Oh, god.
Oh, good god.
I'm puking inside of my mouth.
I don't need a winner.
I don't need a winner.
Oh, oh my goodness, I'm puking.
I'm puking.
This is disgusting.
You can even be here.
It's, this tastes fine.
It's just disgusting.
I figured at some point somebody would try to do that,
but it's even worse than I could have possibly imagined.
It is 100 times worse.
It's 100 times worse.
You know, I'm just a bad guy.
I've got a lot of money.
I've got so much.
believe me oh my goodness oh my goodness I we even look at him I just don't
look at no look at him oh my goodness are you guys going to the gala what is it
gaya gala fashion gala where we put that one sniper guys trying to save met gala
wait wait wait for the cyber do we remember what he is
what's it called hybrid you should have been right here on this road was he
Like right here you want to dress in full-tied leathers and go to the gall of mr. Livin. That's fine
That's fine with the down unless you in there's like a this way this way anything wait. Oh my god. I think I see a guy
Yeah, you're in you're a dude you're in a hot you're gonna see a constant stream of people on that you're in a real hot spot
Oh, it's your shabby guys, where we kill him
That's only when I had to find this guy's type I have to oh
Minute and a half out I can see the land bridge
Did you say there's somebody there? No, no, we're all good. We're all good. Don't be there. Nobody was yummy
Okay, I'm gonna be there. I'm like two minutes out. I'm two minutes out
visiting my penthouse on the sun last week was like one does and I was thinking
how ridiculous juice man might act how is difference and wealth and riches as
us thought that constantly crosses my mind listen if I'm gonna be honest I
I did Google Roth IRA recently.
Oh, oh, good heavens.
Oh, he is just now.
Can you give me an AI summary about what it means?
Oh, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm ready.
I'm running to the paved road, and I've got two zombies on me.
Wait, oh, you deal with those guys.
I'm still looking for guys.
Oh, my god.
Don't, don't, don't shoot me.
I've got a, I've got a beanie on.
I'm literally on the land.
These three of the bodies fucking disappeared.
You've got to be fucking my ass.
Who thought it was a good idea to have bodies disappear within like 20 minutes?
Are they?
No, no, no.
They shouldn't.
They should have.
They should have.
No, no.
That's, that shouldn't have.
Did they really disappear?
That must be custom.
There was, there was like two guys right here.
That's a trap.
The big guy that we snipe first.
I can't find his body either.
I think he might have disappeared as well.
We're going to need to hut you.
Usually, if you're, if you're like within a decent.
If you're close ish to them, they shouldn't despawn ever.
I
Don't know. I'm gonna go see if I can get the guy that I snipe from really far away real quick
Wait, I'm literally I'm entering the land bridge. All right, don't you I've got a beanie on my head, right?
All right, I'm the wall. I've got a beanie. I swear to God if you shoot me
I'm here
I'm jumping. I'm jumping. Oh, okay. Okay. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Okay, apparently some it was very thick when I sniped him
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go check it out. Okay. I'm gonna see if my body's still here
Follow me boy. We go five. Oh cent you're gonna keep playing I tag or are you gonna haul at your boy?
Body did defawn that's got to be a custom thing. That's ridiculous guys. I am the worst looter
Days he has ever seen it takes me an hour to learn. This is you in front of me. I'm guessing this is you yeah
Yeah, I'm I'm the body here
You're loot loot all that stuff. I've already do everything this this one guy that I stepped over here with the incredible headshot
I believe it. I'm telling you guys
Where's that summits body? I want to urinate on it. I love them, but I like a lightly urination
We're so much body
This is it this might this might not be normal
I mean you can't summon I've loved paper
That's not fucking that's big-eyed
Yeah, I
I like your chill personality the way you game a gamer something I love you from
the very beginning right I'm not gonna hurt you so summer can I get a gun could
I get a gun something just like a tiny good oh all right this you summit any
bullet summit I just like a tiny bit I'm not gonna shoot you some it but just
It's like a tiny bullet for the kids.
Yeah, shotgun.
Shotgun bullet.
No, I'm not going to shoot you.
Summit paper.
Like a tiny bullet.
I think you just killed Summit.
You killed Summit.
It's a double Summit.
You summited him.
I don't think that was Summit.
Holy shit.
I don't think that was Summit.
This was Summit.
No, it was no it wasn't that it's not anything like something
That was not
No, it's not me. Did he kill some of the way approaching. This is me
Yeah, grab this sniper of this guy along with all this food, okay, I'm gonna test something out here
Guys there's so much food on these two bodies right here if anybody wants any oh
Oh my god, yes, I'm gonna test this out though, right? Oh my god, what the hell making me shit my little
pants wait, I need to I need to go find that first copy snipe
Some of the bodies have despawned which is I will say in Daisy's defense
That must be a server setting to maybe it did with lag because I
have never seen one
I've never seen a body disappear that quickly before in all my days.
Yeah, I-I-I don't know why they would do that. That's-that's stupid. That's very stupid.
I-I don't know. I don't know. I-I mean, maybe I'm wrong. I could be wrong. I don't want to overstate it, but it is-
seems-does seem strange that the body would disappear so quickly. There's-I went back. My body's gone. There was one body there.
The guy we sniped, I couldn't find him either.
Yeah, we've lost like half the loot.
That is, it's very strange, it's very strange.
He lost like half the loot.
Does anybody have food?
I...
That's me, it's me, it's me.
I have a little bit of food, but I am going to eat it.
Don't do that. Do you have any shotgun ammo, Mr. Juiceman? Don't aim that shotgun at me.
I will be eating it. I will be eating it.
Apparently, you're supposed to drag the gear off of them once you kill them to make it
last longer.
Yeah, but that is true, but even still, that was pretty short. Even still, that was pretty
short I mean usually if they if you kill somebody it's usually about 30 minutes if nobody's around
that was less than 30 minutes and you were
I
Have one piece of
Coffee beans we can eat if we maybe the airport. I have lots of water. I have tons of water
If it was go to the airport the airport building. We'll warm it up. Yeah, we got it. We do
We're gonna be one step closer to the orb. We're gonna be there any moment
When I say orb you say orb orb orb
Okay, great. I also need 7.6 to my 39 rounds. Okay. I had like 60 on my body, but it despawned
Do you guys either you need a rubber slug
Yeah, rubber slugs you can put in the shot
I have tons of rubber slugs
one man's rubber is another man's
I'm waiting I'm waiting oh gosh I don't
want to say I really can't say I'm starving to death I need
so that's just 9 by 3 9 by 19 I've got shit mode to that
the blubber I guess all right no come over here come over here
let's go to the food over here follow me follow me I'm up in the lead I'm
My in here
Does he may have 556 oh
Forget it. Let's just go to the airport. I have nine five five six you can have oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Would you go by where were you are you are you nine five five six? Oh, that's huge
I've got tons of different able. I've got 75 nine by 19
I
Take the clip piece. I was there
Do not try for me with me with the
Everybody I was there when they were anything or is it nothing
What's what I'm red on food zero food, but like you're not even carrying food
You got it like even like a little tuna sandwich. I'm not carrying any food, and I'm red on food
I've already lost you guys, and I have no idea where
You're going the right way.
We'll follow the shots.
I'll wait.
We're going the right way.
We're going the right way.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
We got, it's a food emergency.
Boy, it was 7 B.L.B.
I got a little more so.
Is that really one summit that I clocked while he was running?
Truly?
Boys, guys, that was the most incredible shot I probably will ever make in Day Z, and it
was genuinely against Summit.
I will say yes.
I think that's the peak of my Day Z career.
You need a DM.
I'm not trying to.
I'm not trying to have your ego, but you've got to have the eyes, Katie.
Send him the clip and just one word.
Wash.
It's just an idea.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Lord have mercy.
I'm daddy.
Oh, let me tell you.
I have the power of a thousand sons coursing through my veins right now.
Let it course.
Let it course.
I'm coursing.
I'm coursing.
and just standing next to you. All right listen here's the house and right in front of us let's get
a little fire in here. May I ask one quick question gentlemen my stamina maximum keeps
lower and get all my other stats are fine. It's because you're carrying Morris you're because
you're carrying. Oh my god. Oh my god. Came in with one mission and you completed it yet I don't know
I told you juiceman and mr. gimmick that was one my one and true mission here in Daisy not to get to the
Orb across into the badlands, but to kill mr. Summon
Oh, it's an honor to tell you to be a part of it about that. Oh, I will I will
I've just never done it. It's it's a very challenging thing to do
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That was incredible. That was incredible.
Why make a documentary about you?
Oh, it's likely.
There's some cruise documentary, and then this one.
Oh, it's likely. Most likely.
As they should. As they should.
All right. Listen, we got to go.
I got to loot.
Wait, do you have that little morsel of food?
I'm not sure.
I'm going to defrost it. I'm going to defrost it in here.
Okay, I'm going to go check the airport building.
Yeah, I have no food.
I have lots of water, though.
Both of you guys, look at the airport, I'll get the fire going here, all right?
What a challenge, what a challenge, what a challenge.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Beautiful, beautiful.
The zombies are here, we should be clear.
I think we killed everybody on their way.
Step back, demon!
Oh my goodness, I could use some assistance. Oh shit, I got you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, close one
indeed. Oh, oh, another close one. Thank you, gimmick. Thank you. Thank you.
I guess of course.
What do we have any um, 55 what's it called five it's like the the white ammo.
55.
7562554.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's the um, hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's like five, five, six by four, five, four, oh, five, four, five, five, four, five,
Five four five I have none of that
Don't worry
Oh
Crackhead came in the back. I'll deal with it. Yeah
Take you lady take you under take you on. Yes
Is there any food over there you guys if I'm even like a little more so like the tiny
I'm the tiniest one so though I don't think food spawns here but I don't think you understood
me when I said tiny I mean like tiny there's genuinely 40 fucking zombies out here oh my
Oh my god. Oh shit. I've got a urinate.
Oh. Oh. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh. Oh. Oh. Be careful behind you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Excellent work Gimmick, Excellent work. Excellent work, Excellent work. Excellent work.
Oh, another, another.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, got him.
Oh, close one. Oh, oh, oh my.
Excellent work, Gimmick, Excellent work.
Apparently cola is food. I have pristine Coca-Cola if you would like some
I would take it I would take it
Are you guys drinking cola without me? No
I mean if you were if I could just have like like the time like the
Fire even like the tiniest little sip. Oh, just a sip perhaps oh
Oh, we would give you a sip, but unfortunately, oh, you don't have any you guys don't we have
some we hate you oh wait you hate me yes yes that's that's unfortunately you love me right
unfortunately unfortunately it's not personal it is not personal you I cannot sense enough
I cannot stress that enough.
Actually said, you see, you don't have the wealth Mr.
gimmick has.
So I will be giving it to him.
Inelible.
I mean, it's, you know, I'm middle class.
I swear.
Look how he twirls.
I have too much.
There was nothing here at all.
I did find a magazine. There's no food here. We're gonna listen. We're gonna have to hunt. I
Think I'm uh, I may not make it. I'm thirsty and hungry. I'm red in both
It's not
We're all gimmick as they say
Yeah, we're gonna die
Violent horrible death if we don't find a steady source of food immediately
That's the problem.
I'll cut you down.
I'll cut you down.
Who, who, who are you talking to?
I'll cut you down. I'll cut you down.
This is juice, man.
You want me to sell some lights? I'll cut you down.
These are my, this is my food.
This is my food.
This is my food.
This is my food.
This is my food. I need this food.
He's got food.
Don't touch it. I'm thawing it out.
Oh my oh my
I swear God I'll cut you
I'll cut you so quick
Give it give it give it
You take this cooler
Take this
No no no give him a cooler
Oh
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy
Oh
Oh this is life giving
This is life giving I'm blinking on food
I'm red on food and water
I hope giving die guys I hope giving die
He's not rich. He's got just he's got cute ones, too. I can see the cute ones in his pocket. Oh my god. It's terrible
Look how he look how he toys
My winners
No, those under what do you mean we'll go half and half at least give me a nibble
Give him a voice.
Give him thousands more.
Don't look me like that.
I'm going to go take a beer.
Yes, yes, yes.
Will you mind guarding me while I...
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Thank you, good job. Thank you.
I'll be back shortly.
I will be back very shortly.
I'm going to go take a beer.
I'm going to go take a beer.
I'm going to go take a beer.
I'm going to go take a beer.
All right listen wait wait give it give it give it give it peanut peanuts go in the bathroom
I'm handcuffing him let's look at his let's look at his let's let's see what he has oh
shit he has his back to us honestly not honestly other I mean he's got the zins pretty good
I'm actually surprised.
I was ready to shame him.
But look all, I mean, a lot of, uh, so, yeah.
And I'm gonna be 100% honest.
Honestly, he's got a pretty, it's not as shitty as I thought.
I was, weren't you expecting a little shittier?
Also, everybody's welcome back.
If you get back, right?
Passage with.
Oh, shit.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
I got, and now I've got a urinator.
I'm going to do a light urination within myself.
I see I have been tied up for sexual purposes.
And it's okay.
I'm dead is okay.
I'm just checking on you.
Thank you. You've done it. We were we were thoroughly impressed by your looting, by the way.
Well, thank you, good sir. Thank you.
It was it was actually shocking to see good items there.
Well, thank you, good sir. Thank you.
I mean, when somebody kills you, they're going to say, Wow, this guy knew what he was doing.
I feel like I'm missing some items.
I remember having more items than I do now.
No, that's crazy.
I I read.
If anybody stole my sins!
No, that was the poor guy.
Wait, wait, wait. You have the handcuffs.
You have the handcuffs.
Oh, wait, they should be in your inventory.
Handcuff them. Handcuff them.
Then we will handcuff him for sexual purposes.
Oh yeah.
Now look at his loot. He's got your sins!
I knew it! I knew it!
Here he goes, you bastard!
Oh my god. His loot is sad.
It's so sad.
What is this?
Looks like a automatic wrench. What the hell is going on here? Do you see his dirty back?
Oh good happens, I don't even want to skew from him. It would make me poor
It's just even touching his lute. It taints us.
Oh, disgusting. He's disgusting.
Oh my god.
Spit on him.
Now give me, where's all the good lute at?
So, now that we've got past the danger zone.
see large buildings right there I'm gonna go to those buildings oh that's
that's damn that's backtracking you might go to the real hot stuff yeah yeah
yeah yeah the real hot stuff is just ahead see that's damn that's the most
dangerous crossing we cross land bridge that's even more dangerous there is a
good loot there we could go there it's decent loot wait you guys are you guys
is he in company? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's
actually hit me on there. That was an accident. It was an
accident.
Summit summit summit. summit summit came and he Yeah, summit
came to stop. I counted down from 10 and at zero he let it
fly. You got him. We tried to stop him. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. We
tried. Let's see. Very best. Where do we go for?
here I we go to research okay okay yeah yeah but into the into the wire we can go
to we go to refugee we go to refugee let's I need to fully see how mr. peanut
did you got it let's show us your gas mask we need to see the real quick okay
alright like do you have a filter on it what kind of gas see I have I have a PMG
gas mask worn does it have a filter on it I I don't know let me know it does not
Okay, then I think we go to maybe the towns ahead and then research game. Well, there's there's a military camp on the way
No, no, of course that but I feel like that's kind of a passer-by
On the way to
Refugee
We haven't had a storm yet we haven't a storm yet wait wait wait, can I borrow that gun repair kit that I know you have?
I don't have that. I don't have
that. What? Maybe he let you.
Maybe you left it over here.
Where? I'm not seeing it. I'm not
seeing it. Maybe it's upstairs.
No, no, no. Juiceman has it.
Juiceman. Oh, Juiceman. You have
to repair it. Get the whole time.
I don't have it. Don't put me down.
Oh my goodness. Should I do it?
This guy not a team player. I don't have it. Oh my goodness gimmick just use my gun or a vacant
He's obviously selfish. Oh my god. Did the poor they hold on to their items like it's like it means
anything at all. I could get a gun with Periket whenever I want. Of course! Of course!
Oh, yeah. Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Before we start the death and first to death. Follow
me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Double lift got into the server. He just
said he didn't want to play tonight. He's hanging out with his wife. We go to research. I think
we we give it. You want to tell him about the orb? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Oh my god. I'm down. It's just gimmick
I couldn't I didn't hotkey my gun right listen if you get up. I'm dead. I couldn't hotkey my gun
I couldn't figure out go back to the house
Back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up. Oh
I hit one oh
I'm dead
That'll happen. That'll happen.
What do they say that'll happen?
We don't know when it might happen, but that'll happen.
Yeah, um...
Yeah?
Well, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah.
I mean, we were, we were basically at your bride.
We basically made it. We basically made it.
Yeah, they saw the smoke of our fire.
Apparently summit came back and got his revenge. Oh, oh
Sleep for summit he was stream
It's the only thing three guys with all levels scale we could possibly
Legit you know, I'm gonna know they're gonna look at it lose and be like these can't be the guys
Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we kind of kind of fucked everybody. You're gonna be like this can't be the guys
Follow me boys. Oh
Hmm. Oh, it really was not something I'm getting worse than I was one guy. I
Was me. I was one guy. I was one guy. I don't know who that was
Excellent shooting by the by the way. Wow. That was good. It was like a lucky shot. It was a lucky shot
Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
Oh now I'm getting with it it was something I was one guy twice. Double one guy. Two guys. Two guys. Two
guys. Two guys. Oh my god.
Okay, all right. Are you star you in for another run Mr. Peanut? Of course I am.
I'm only in half mast. I need more.
Is there any more military installations?
Pina is 12.30 in the morning, shall I go to the casino?
Obviously! Of course!
Of course!
It's the only logical solution the next step of the operation
Apparently, I'm in Jarlo
I'm I'm jolowing it up as we speak. Okay. Oh, you're Jollavisco
Which one's Jollavisco? Yeah, that's the one that's the one that we started in where we killed like all those people in the
Okay, yeah, all right. Listen, just stay in that town find some guns. We'll be there in like 10 minutes
Of course, of course, oh, great heavens, let me tell you boys, let me tell you, let me
tell you, I won't lie to you, if me and Jusman had larger bladders, we would still be alive
right now.
We've got a, we've got a bladder problem.
We have a bladder problem.
It has gotten us to.
It's actually true.
Oh my God.
I have an infection. We need a doctor. You got a doctor.
Follow me, follow me, boy.
You're a very tactic. Tailor's over time.
Oh, I'm already gooping. I have a knife. Glory tablets.
A helmet. Boots.
You're in the good town. There's a lot of treats there.
Oh, many goodies, many goodies.
I'm going to go find out, I'm just going to go get myself killed, I just kill yourself
at once.
No, I'm not going to kill myself, well I am going to put myself in down but you know,
in game.
Oh of course in game, I'm going to go, I see a virus, I'm going to go in blasting and get
myself killed in Death and Glory.
Godspeed, Godspeed Mr. gimmick, Godspeed.
Oh my god, I am rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Oh, penis picture.
I have infinite loot, including a rock, three, seven.
Wait, wait, like a rock or a rock?
It's a rock, three, seven.
When you say a rock, do I mean a rock?
It's a, it's a rock, three, seven.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Follow me, boys, follow me, boys.
Rock.
City, bitch.
Rock.
Rock.
I'm gonna die a zombie.
Cheapy, bitch.
I got a nice little gun on me.
Um.
Take a peep-a-peep.
What's going on?
First, let me cheat.
Apparently it wasn't some at an airport. It's maybe a triple one guy situation triple one guy a triple guy a
Triple guy a three guy. Oh, oh my goodness
I'm getting word that it was something I couldn't do without you unless he just died a
She's saying it wasn't something I just got a little guy harbor right now
Judy boot up here. Am I doing this for nothing?
All right, we'll see you still in that city. Yeah, he not as I'm jolting it up. What building what building what building?
I am at the top of the tallest building in the whole Joll City
So the two story I'm about seven stories up
There's not really a seven story there, but I believe you but also
So.
Is sliding down a ladder hurt your gloves?
It does, but if you got fresh gloves,
sometimes it's worth it.
I had to rude my gloves, rude my gloves.
Don't need to worry.
I'm a jolly, oh, oh my goodness.
It appears to be fat infected zombie here.
I must be with one moment, gentlemen.
I got you.
I got a better spawn.
Describe the building in the jealously.
Give me a description here.
I am next to a barn.
I think I see you right there.
No, no, no, I'm not that close.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hello? Who is this?
Okay, I'm getting punched right now.
Wait, is that you?
Is that peanut?
Yes, this is me right here, this is peanut.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is juicemen.
This is juicemen.
This is juicemen.
Glad to make you acquaintance.
Glad to make you acquaintance.
We've met each other.
I've been looking for you.
I'm infected already.
You're infected with what?
Is it a bilateral disease?
AIDS?
I believe it's AIDS.
Urinary infection is what's called a urinary infection.
I have chlorine tablets. Can I can I drink chlorine and then get good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can fill it
You can fill a water bottle only from don't ever and then put chlorine in it and then you can drink that water
It becomes beautiful water. All right. I'm trying to fix my infection. Okay. Can I eat the chlorine tablets to fix my infection?
Oh, no, no, no, we are what are you grunting? I have the infection thing at the bottom right of my screen
I got hit by a zombie and that's when I got it
Shit, you need alcohol. How about a spray bottle or iodine? Oh
Okay, all right, we'll find it. We'll find it. Where did you go? I I'm in this building over here
I think you walking towards you. I just heard you. Hello. Do you hear me?
That's fantastic to hear
Okay, all right, I'm close or wherever you are. I'm up here. I'm up here
Oh another road bike there if you want to make yourself a belt.
Let's leave this area.
No, let's go into the houses.
Alright, come into the houses.
Alright, come to the houses.
Alright, good thinking.
Good thinking.
Let me know if you make a grunt, alright?
In real life or in game, alright?
Of course, of course.
If it's in real life, it could be the stone.
I have a compass!
Oh my!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, that's great.
Not a very good compass.
You can only see a little bit.
Oh, my, oh, okay.
Count your blessings.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Is this you?
Take this, yeah, this is me.
Listen, put this on your body.
Rub it on your rashes.
Rash yourself.
I can't have you.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
OK, then you're safe.
You're not going to die.
I'm not gonna, I'm good.
You got a kid's coat, you got a kid's coat.
Oh, I've got a coat, oh, thank god.
You probably just have a coat.
You probably just have a coat.
$0.50, fuck you.
I won't kill you.
Fuck you!
Cool thing killed me.
If you grunt, you're in big trouble.
Oh.
Yes, take this, take this.
I just put it on the ground there.
Just grab that little pistol.
Oh, thank you.
No bullets yet, but just like a tiny morsel.
Oh, I also have a coat.
Thank you, thank you.
Where are you guys?
I'm in Jalavisco.
None of you business.
Oh, yeah.
We're not telling you we're out of your business.
What?
We're in the streets of Tarkov.
None of the streets of Tarkov we're in right now.
You don't deserve to know where we are.
It's the streets of Tarkov, scavry.
We're having a time of our life.
Nikita Peters, how much Peter could do this, 1,000?
Oh!
Oh!
I've found great ridges.
Oh my god.
oh oh i have a revolver oh that is great riches with the bullet situation let me test it
unfortunately zero got nothing
hold on we could test this though we we have to find bullets at once we've got a bullet right here
you can have this one fuck yourself a thousand times I have a sport or 22 over
here pristine condition at this point loot anything I was a trash gun but it's
it's better than nothing oh no I will not still to that level good man good
I will not stoop to that level. Absolutely not.
First you take a border, then you take a cute button.
I just sneezed, I thought you might want to know.
I also sneezed, never killed nobody.
Oh, I found a pristine MK2 gentleman. I repeat, a pristine MK2.
Alright, now that you want to pick up.
It's looking up for us. I have tons and tons of food all frozen.
Gotta start a fire listen let's loot up, and then we'll go to the barn. We'll get a little fire. You should we take this
All right, brothers
No, no, gee gee gee
Kids are watching
What? Who the fuck is this?
This is me, this is me!
We're all together.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Kill him, shoot him, shoot him!
Oh my.
Alright, to the barn.
Everyone to the barn.
Barn up, barn up, barn up.
To the barn, to the barn!
Wait, do any of you have any ammo? Like a gun with the ammo?
Yes, I've got four shots. I've got four shots of the game.
Wait, did you find a supporter?
Did you find a sporter peanut? Yeah, but I didn't pick it up. It's in the house a Jason
How many are watching in a dark room, yeah, I pity the man watching this stream in a dark room
That must have that must have been an experience that must have been
That must have been an experience for that gentleman had a vision wait
the
Where am I
Yeah, I remember this town
It was the one where I stepped on the
God forsaken trap trap
And I was fooled
Time will be we're gonna be barn boys. Are I ever been ever meet tenderizer do we need that? Oh
That's a good melee weapon
Yeah, that's actually no, I would not be taking it. There's no space
your hand. Fuck yourself a thousand times.
One thousand times.
A thousand times.
One thousand times.
I have a pristine bomber jacket over here for the one that might need it.
Do we, do we, do we, do we, do we, do we know where we're going and what we're doing?
yes we're going to the barn why first step we're gonna we're gonna get this
food we're back to step on we need to fill our bellies and then we go back out
into the great beyond kill steal and destroy what if we just take what we
have and go to where we were at and kill someone we won't make they'll come to us
all right we won't make it's if we if we be line it in the night it's extra cold
I got a warm up. I don't even know that it's my time with the level of cheating. I'm doing
2020 vision I see this. Let me see what it would look like if I wasn't cheating
Wow, that is horrible
Peanut can you see something right now? I can see literally everything I
I could see the ground in front of me.
It's quite nice.
In the night sky.
Go ahead and take a peek at my stream really quickly.
If you want to see how much this cheating is nice.
Yeah, if everyone could take a peek, please.
A quick peek.
A quick peek.
Look at that.
Yes, it is quite nice.
It is quite nice.
What a blessing.
You know what they say, cheating is next to godliness.
That's
I will check this house for supplies
Okay, I've got I've actually got a fire going in the barn if you guys know what the barn here. I'm here
Let's drop our food. I've found strawberry jam. I repeat straw very
Really need a little more like a nibble just a nibble, huh?
Fuck you. I'm gonna shoot you in the head. I'm literally gonna find you. I'm gonna put a water towel
You're not gonna do anything. I'm gonna pour a picture of water. You're not gonna do anything
I'm gonna pour a picture of water into your nose. You're gonna think you're a drunk. I don't even have one of those
You are being a racist a racist in a cheat. I'm not a racist in a cheat
I'm just a man with a picture and a thing of water and towel over your head
Now hold on now. Hold on
It's not torture if you like that. That's very that's very true
It's actually a really good point. That's it. That's an ex exquisite point. I
Have so many goodies yet. No one to share them with this and come to the barn
Listen, there's a bond. There is no bond. No, there's a bar. There is no bond
Making it up. Okay. Look at that. Look at the moon
I think I hear someone. I think I hear someone. I'm going in for the kill
left of the moon I'm going in for the kill
where are you I see the enemy camping out this
construction the peanut in the barn I'd lock the door she locked the door but you
might open it doors just one second I've got a present for you don't let
Don't let him in, don't let him in, let's lock it.
You gotta lock it.
Oh, I'm gonna take a peek.
Okay, take a peek.
Nope, nope, definitely not.
It's a grenade.
We're being grenade.
Wait, where's it a grenade?
I don't know, it could be a use throwing rocks
if you like the pen that you are.
No!
No!
No!
You're not through us!
No rocks are the pen, no rocks are the pen.
I got a lot of money.
I got a Roth IRA.
I lifted up with fidelity.
I'm a human being.
Stone the poor one.
Stone the poor one.
My kids are watching.
Stone the poor one.
He's only technically human.
He's only technically human.
I've got a beautiful family.
Stone the poor one.
Stone him immediately.
Please don't stone me.
Watch this.
It's only your light bruising.
Watch this.
I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this.
Just give me a single bullet.
Stop these boys immediately.
She's your poverty at once.
She's your poverty at once.
I'm going to knock this shit out of you two.
She's being bored once.
please. I'm going to the corner. You were. Please. Another were. I'm a human being. I've
got a family. Hardly. Hardly. Oh, give it money's worth. Do you have to share a bond
with Likes and Hem? Oh, well, you did start the fire, but I would rather masturbate in
front of my grandmother. I do that anyway. Give it money's worth. I want too much! You
too much. If I don't do it I won't get my inheritance.
They're making money with you and too much for a goopa.
Yes, yes, all part of the plan. Oh he's gone nude.
The floor is gone nude. Don't mind me, I'm just, I just have to move my bones.
I swear I've got a few nickels in my pants. I've got at least a few nickels.
He does not, he does not.
I have nickels.
He does not.
I have five to ten nickels.
Yes, he, not a single nickel he has.
Not a single one.
They're state nickels.
Some of the state nickels, they've got the state mascot.
You see, give me a morsel like the tiniest morsel.
Were the food on my body thaw if I'm next to the fire?
No, you gotta drop it on the ground.
Give me a n-
I don't think you mind about that.
I think I think I might I don't know just think about it remember when we were all freezing out there
I was the only one with food that was not frozen. I think it's cuz I kept warming myself with those packs
I think if you're warm your food is warm. Oh, yeah, yeah
No, you can't warm it if you have a pack on yes, if you have a heat pack now, I've got a heat pack right there
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I should warm it in your jacket. I'll pick one up, too
We'll do some science.
Dude, where are your shoes, juicemen?
Wait, you gotta hold it yourself.
Don't push me in the fire.
I'm grunting. Is that me that really sick now?
No, that was him.
You're sick.
I didn't touch the fire.
Dude, don't put me out.
I didn't put the fire.
And Pina pushed me.
He practically did.
Did you throw a compass at poor people in this game?
Oh my god, it cracked. It cracked. I'm not poor. I'm not poor. I'm not poor. I get paid $7 an hour. I'm not poor. I get paid $7 an hour.
Stop being poor. Stop being poor right now.
I could make a lot of money if I wanted to.
Stop it now. And he's ugly too. Stop being ugly.
Stop being ugly at once!
I'm gonna shoot you. I'm gonna shoot you both in the head.
Give me a bullet.
Give me a bullet.
Give me a bullet.
Give me a bullet.
Give me a bullet.
Give me a bullet.
Give me a bullet.
Stop burning himself.
Stop being ugly now!
Oh, wrong person.
Right now.
Oh, wrong person, wrong person, wrong person.
It bounces off me.
It flies off my body.
It bounces off me.
This is my compass.
Now I'm gonna burn this compass.
This is concerning the fire.
Oh, I enjoyed that.
It's going to be boring.
My apologies.
I heard one of your tests is back.
Oh, dear.
It's OK.
Oh, my goodness.
No.
Don't.
No.
Wait, let me start from over here, actually.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'll do it!
I'll do it!
Just let him down!
I'll do it!
I'll do it!
You better be kidding me!
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
I don't have a bullet.
I don't have a bullet.
Because you don't.
Is that hurting by the way?
Is that?
It's all for decoration.
It's all for decoration.
Stone and a man.
I have 11.
I have 2 plus 7.
I have 14.
11.
I have two plus symbols. I feel like we can get moving can't we get the hell out of here?
No, I have a clip called Summit reacting to peanut shooting him. I must watch it. I I am definitely some it's approval
I had no father figure in my life
Absolutely
Oh
We've upset father we've upset father oh, oh we've upset father we've upset father. Oh, he's the night shot though
He said I shot he said that shot. He said it. He said it. You just heard him. He just said it. Oh
My goodness, let me tell you gentlemen. Let me tell you I could not get harder
No matter how are you all the sea Alice in the world? I could not be on it was his summit
Also, Pina, don't look now, but you do have a certain visage.
What's a visage, too?
Oh, my goodness gracious.
No, no, not that much.
Oh, was that, did you guys see that?
Did we just shot, did we just shot?
Yeah.
No, protect us.
We're going to see the clip here.
Hey, I'll watch.
Oh, oh, God, you, oh, God, you watch.
You protect.
We see the clip.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That was an incredible shot.
They're watching our spectacularness.
We've only got four shots boys and there's enemies on the horizon.
Do you fucking mind? I'm doing something right here that is very important. Jesus Christ.
I thought we were all, I thought we were all dead. I thought, I thought everyone and
What the heck get out of here
Get out of here
Get out of here
Get out of here
Get out of here
Dude, we just watched a clip
That was a crazy shot dude
Thank you my boy
Thank you my boy
Thank you my boy
Thank you my boy
I tried
I tried
That was actually insane that was actually insane as listen 4k hours in Daisy and
Very rare in a shot like that
Honestly, I know I've played this game a lot, but I kind of I kind of assumed that that was probably one of the craziest
That you can make what are the crazy shots of all time?
I'm I'm I'm guys I'm doing this because of all the bullying. I'm not going to be streaming anymore. All right. Oh
Let's go
Oh, listen, I do have to go home.
Pina, thanks for the fun times tonight.
Give it good luck.
Yes, yes.
Have a good time.
It's just a great play with your bars.
Godspeed, Mr. Juice.
Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed.
May the gods smile upon you both.
They will not.
I appreciate you watching that for us.
Let's drop this corpse.
not like he's gonna need it anymore this is not bad this is this is good for the
team good for the team is good for the team did it take that he had a leather
repair kit on them that's very rare oh my oh my god there he goes
oh my goodness you would do some of the best by the way they can play with me
Absolutely, it's an honor. It's an honor, but listen, do you have room for this?
Well, I can take that. I can take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take that. Take that.
I need room for this leather and picket, but I don't, I simply don't have the room.
I have one on me as well. I have one on me. We don't need to. We don't need to.
We want to, but we don't need to. I have an IJ70 and MK2 and a revolver. I feel like one of these
can be dropped. Yeah, I would choose whether the iJ70 and the MK2 are zombie killers. Really
great for zombies. I would choose which one you want more. I would say whatever one you have a
mag for. I killed three people with this iJ70 last time. The iJ70 is my favorite gun in the game.
Yeah, I honestly don't really like, listen, why don't I just take, why don't you take the revolver?
I'll take the leather kid.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You hear that, boss? You hear that?
I heard that, I heard that.
I got two shots, I got two shots.
There he is. I see him, I see him.
Go, go, go, go.
Jump!
Jump!
He doesn't deserve to live.
Remember, whatever happens, he doesn't deserve to live.
Of course, of course.
I'm right with you, I'm right with you.
Where's he? Where's he?
Where's, where's he?
Uh, zombie over there?
He's gotta be in this house, maybe?
I just dropped right here.
He's gotta be, he's gotta be.
He's in here?
He's not in here, he's not in here.
Where'd he go?
Oh my god, we gotta take it.
Hold on, just close the door, close the door, yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh! Take that old man, take that!
Oh my god, a nude!
I got him! I got him!
A nude!
We've been beset by nudes.
Well, where?
Of all ages.
Where did they go? Where did the person go?
They're here. They're here. They've got to be in one of the houses.
Okay, this is me. This is me outside. This is me outside.
Ah, shh!
This is me.
Oh.
What the hell is like a ghost?
Ah! Oh!
This door was not closed.
How is he here?
Coming in the other side.
Going upstairs.
Ch-ch-ch-ch.
Now where could he have gone?
What? In tarnation?
I am perplexed, I am perplexed by this hooligan-y.
He's...
He's slippery, he's slippery.
I'm gonna take him to grass.
This one's... This one's slippery.
SHOW YOURSELF, DEMON!
I'm going to kill you.
You creature.
Where did he go?
What the hell?
Yeah, I saw one left to right, right here.
Oh, maybe he was going to Vorkuta.
Maybe he just kept going.
Oh, I see zombies over there.
Fuck him.
Let us proceed to our next objective.
This is the next step of the operation.
Let's go this way.
We're not gonna go into Vorkuta.
We're gonna go to the little outskirts town.
We're gonna kill three, four, five, 17 people.
We're gonna get their loot.
And that loot will satisfy our desires.
Maybe we can throw a pro party in Vancouver
and bring eight posters and kill everyone in one line.
Gone.
A brilliant idea.
You're a natural.
Or what if we offer to build one of the enemies a house and pretend we're architects, but
build it with asbestos.
And then over the next thirty to forty years, it would die.
The slow game.
The slow game.
The slow game.
Give me a most wealthy idea.
Oh, very landlord.
It's a typical landlord behavior.
It's the best we can do, isn't it?
It's the best we can do.
Sorry, are you a pregnant single mother?
I'm raising your rent by 50%.
I want a new car.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, she's in front of us.
You take the one on the right, I take the one on the left.
Wait, okay.
Fire!
Oh, I got two of them. It should be enough.
I'm skinning a quatring. I'm skinning a quatring.
I'm skinning a quatring. It's all you.
I also don't have a bag. I can't carry anything.
I'm going to have to drop stuff.
There are three slimes of meat.
It's better than nothing, better than nothing.
Technically, we could make a backpack.
We had 17 other items.
That is all?
If we had 17 other items, we could make a backpack.
I'm gonna drink this lemonade
and then we'll have another one.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
Wait, there's a guy right there.
I got it.
Oh, watch out!
Two more, two more, three more!
Oh, I'm out of ammo! Oh, shit! I made a terrible mistake!
Are you alive? Oh, no, not really. No, not really, no.
Not shit, particularly, no.
In terms of being alive, we have... none.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Oh,
no, when it might happen. But listen, I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. gimmick. I appreciate
your valid determination and want to kill the others for loot. What I didn't see coming
It was an entire party.
I only saw one guy and then the other three were right behind me.
I do not blame you.
I did not have seen a whole produce of gentlemen running over the hill.
That was unforeseen, unforeseen.
Slightly unforeseen.
I will say if that guy had shot .1 nanoseconds later, I would have head shot him and he would
have been dead.
I believe it.
He's on my screen ice. He saw the smoke come off his face, but I don't think it registered with the server
It was my last shot so I didn't light it up
Wait, is this Jello again? Are we the same spot? Yeah, I might be the same spot
Hey, a ton of gun shots. Is that a you? Yeah, I got one
Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! I'm right here! I'm a god-sumper! I'm a killer ball!
I'm dead! I tried to finish the line!
No! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
How many left? How many left? How many left?
There's three, one of them's in very bad shape.
Die!
I'm going to go a quick weapon for this ball, and then I'll kill them all! Don't you worry!
Yes!
I'm going to go in that area!
I walked up to the guy and started punching him.
Oh God.
Okay, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Hey, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Is she one weapon?
I see, I even melee, even melee would work.
Yeah, where's the other weapon, Sander?
Oh, very, very unfortunate.
Oh, I was literally saying I don't have room to carry this meat, and then a man with the
beautiful backpack just strolled on through the field.
My God, man, my God, man.
It's his.
I shot him in the head.
I did not anticipate his three friends behind him.
Don't you worry.
I'm heading over to them.
Now I will kill every single one of them with my vans.
You got this.
You reppin' on this, gentlemen?
We'll have to do it with our fists, boys!
Charge!
Don't you worry, gimmick.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
This is the way we went, right?
I think, wait.
Guys, this is the way we were.
Yeah, yeah.
Zozo, out of Jalavisco, go towards where the, uh, like the big fenced area is for like,
for like cattle.
One side of Jalavisco has a big farm cattle fence.
We were like right to the left of that.
I think I'm going the right way.
Which is this the right way or no?
Follow your heart, follow your heart.
Wind in doubt, follow your heart, Peter.
Follow my heart, follow my heart.
I believe it, I believe you.
I believe in you.
I believe you and I believe in you.
Oh, thank you so much.
I'm gonna help it in my hand ready to beat this ghost in.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
I
Can swish the way but I'm not suited
I don't know I don't know for left
That looks I just I pulled you up here that looks right that looks
This is my body
I should have still, I should still have one bullet.
No I don't, I shot it but it didn't register, oh my god.
Oh my god, what a nightmare.
Where'd they go, where'd they go?
Where'd they go, where'd they go?
Where'd they go boy? Where'd they go?
I'm gonna be honest even me in this damn
Snow can I can barely figure out where the fuck I am. I think I'm close though. I think I'm close. Oh
There's no sign of them this you gimmick. Oh wait, what about the guy I killed first? He's probably laying in the field there
Oh, good. Take a good check.
Follow me boy. I don't know where I am. I can't see shit with this snow.
Must have killed him, right? Let's see. If I was here, all right.
And you where where yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you where where you were
Mm-hmm. Of course a calculation a calculator. Oh my god. We didn't take anything. I
Have it. Oh, yes, beautiful. Oh my goodness. I have everything. Oh
Okay, you just stay alive take it all build a fire so you don't freeze to death
I'm I'm nearby. I'm nearby. I just calculated my position. I triangulated my calculations. Oh fantastic
I triangulated my calculations. I'm very near. I'm very close.
Triangling! Triangling! Oh!
I unfortunately I don't have room to take off. Jack said
Does not have a backpack?
My backpack is ruined. I don't see your body nor the hoodlum you killed.
I must be blind.
Oh, I thought I was flanking and bobbing and weaving. I'm like way down in the trees there.
Did you kill the guy like right here? Boys, where did you kill the guy at?
Yeah, I killed the guy right. He was passing the sheep a little far, a little beyond it.
The sheep he killed?
Yeah, we killed the two sheep and he was like, he was near the sheep I killed, near-ish.
probably like twenty yards
with the the page the same as ours the jacket is rude he can't put on this
stupid is this you is this you
no no no no no not be a way
there's a lot of stuff
i just ate an entire jar of pita butter
your cousins were nice and yummy
i washed them down with a hoodoo ranger
fuck you
fuck you pizza shit
fuck you die
what the
fuck you die
What the fuck?
That stupid blizzard is gonna...
I don't know where the hell I am.
FUCK YOU!
Are you okay there?
No, it's not me, it's not me.
Are you okay?
It's not me, it's not me.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you!
You don't fool me, man.
You don't fool me.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you!
You don't fool me, man.
I'm in an epic button right now!
You got this!
All right, we're calling it wrong
Hey, hey, we're calling it wrong. We're calling it a drop. Hey, hey, hey
We call a
Hey, what's the misplaced watch this bitch? Oh, okay?
He wants to be my mr. Peanut don't die. Well, let me take it like that. Okay. This one does not have any ammo between this one
Oh, yeah, let me see this one. Oh, yeah, all right, none of my guns available. All right, hold up
You're bleeding a little bit, man. Oh fuck you. Oh fuck you, man
Die die die
Oh
How's it going?
Scala one to ten scale one to ten what a ten it's about going about a four actually about a four
Okay, you
So there's a chance. So there's a chance. Oh, no
But I did do very good
When there was a chance. Yes, that's why I gave it a solid four
Well good good there was a chance. There was a chance there was a chance
Now there was there's not one pressing turn of events. I've just arrived to the area. Ah
perfect perfect
We would do exactly is there a man over here? There is a man he has a knife
He has a knife. He is dangerous. He might be racist. I'm not sure yet. I don't know
No, but you can never be too safe.
It races to Jason.
It races to Jason.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Now he has three guns.
I lost all my guns to him, but I had no hemorrhage.
So no need to worry.
No need to worry.
You're not beautiful.
Let's, I'm probably going to die in this blizzard anyway.
It's a horrible time to spawn.
But maybe I can get sweet vengeance.
Per-me-de-per-chance.
Per-chance.
Her baby, her baby.
He could have ammo for the guns I lost. I'm not sure.
Roger that. Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Oh my god.
I just came upon a windfall.
Oh, I'm in that one spot where Jewsman first found me next to the yellow and red crates.
Am I close to you?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be close to Jalavisco. Yeah, you are close.
Oh, that is fantastic. Keep coming in. Keep coming in.
Go, go toward, towards the trees.
I got a smurga.
Beautiful smurga. Oh. Oh.
I've got I've got a ski mask now. Oh my god. Yes. I
Have I have a hammer and a knife
Things are going very well for me. That's big. That's big
I'm follow me boys. Follow me boys. Follow me boys
Is that you hear that shot?
I did hear that shot.
I'm gonna go straight into him and kill him with my hammer.
Okay.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'm surprised by this cabin.
Oh, it's a sickle better than a hammer?
Uh, yes, because you can use it for many other things.
No, for killing, for killing people.
Oh, yeah, it'll cut people.
Hammer will knock them out faster, sickle will bleed them.
It depends on how you want to get down.
Oh, how you want to get down and dirty
exactly
Follow me boy. Follow me boy. I
See him I see him
Are you wearing a green shirt my chance? Nope blue shirt. I got a blue shirt. Oh, I love target located
Oh this dead lizard
Get your ass back here
Ah! No! Leave shit in the bare man alone!
Die!
I'm leaving my bare hands, leave me alone!
Die!
Ah!
Die!
I'm bleeding.
Die!
Ow!
Die!
Ow!
No!
No! Leave shit in the bare man alone!
Die!
Die!
Are you so angry?
Die!
You've been spitting in human meat.
You need to be held.
Get in his ass boys!
Ah, I'm bleeding.
You're bleeding.
Die!
Oh!
You want to die?
Die!
You're trying to cut off my feet?
Die!
I want your flesh!
I want your flesh!
You can't have it!
You're in a doubt you don't have to heavy attack.
Oh my God.
die die die die die
what do you know oh god die
shot him
it worked it worked yeah yeah yeah
all right if you go in towards the tree it's too easy
to try to make a fire if you hit Jolli you should hit Jolli Visco the town we've
been in this whole damn time yeah I'm on a road right now I don't hmm that
Blizzard is this is bad it's a big place and I'm not certain the dress I'm
going I'm gonna keep wandering I'm gonna keep oh I see something at the distance
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, some type of building if you see if you see a fence that means you're you're in the right area
If you need to just build a fire and survive don't do it. I
Okay
I'm in a building
In a torn up building a torn up. Oh, you might be by
Borkuta. Oh Vancouver
You might be by Vancouver. I
I've found a tire repair kit. Don't worry. Oh
Very good. Very excellent. We could use that for when we very eat a tire repair kit. That's right
Oh, that's not to use that shot
No, no, I think I think I feel a little far away
I'm gonna head towards
I'm going to hit towards Vancouver, so I'm going to need this damn blizzard to ruin everything.
I'm about to level this pussy out, or steal his gun, and we'll conquer the world.
Oh my god.
Oh, did you hear that shot?
Yeah, I heard that shot, yeah.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm coming I just yeah yeah I'm coming I'm coming I hear it I hear I hear you I'm on
my way. Stay strong, Mr. Peanut. Stay strong.
Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, that'll happen. That'll happen. I'm not certain how I died, but I
am certain that I died. I see, I see, I see. Yes, yes.
all right just head into the trees just keep heading into the trees of course
I'm gonna go back to Dr. Olavisco. Follow me, gentlemen. Follow me, boys.
Listen, the blizzard is bad. The blizzard ain't this bad.
Follow me, good thoughts. The blizzard is bad.
I don't know what is happening over there. Yeah, that stays easy. Sometimes you just get deleted.
Sometimes you are not alive anymore.
Yep, yep, they also have, I believe they have a mod on the server where you don't even, usually you die and you can at least see yourself fall.
Yeah.
And this one, they added it so you just like go straight to the black screen.
How kind of them, how kind of them.
Yeah.
Very kind, very kind.
Very kind, very kind.
That's actually, yeah, it's even worse than that.
All of you gentlemen, follow me boys, follow me boys.
The things are not going well for a gooper right now.
I will not lie, I cannot tell a lie, I cannot tell a lie.
I have been attacked by a zombie, I have a light little bleed,
and I don't remember where my rags are.
No matter, no matter.
My rags are gone.
Are you in charge right now?
God you are you in charge right now?
No, huh? There's some gentlemen up in front of me with
Multitudes of weaponry
Alright, alright, just kill him real quick. We own up. I was here just a mere moment ago. I remember this shot
Yeah, I mean the same location
Okay, then I know where you are then I know where you are that's a start that's a start
Oh, I've got a smurga.
Oh, no me, boy, but I was...
Oh, no me, there, but good, good.
I'm looking quite drippy right now.
I cannot get a lie.
That's what I like to hear.
All right, I'm just gonna do a quick dip.
I'm gonna do a quick dip.
Oh, no me, boy, but I was...
I'm gonna dip out.
Quick dip in.
Quick dip out.
Good thinking, good thinking.
I think this is where I taste that green gentleman
with the sickle.
Is this what he tastes like?
We might be in a death loop until this blizzard ends,
but we might as well go for it.
Might as well go for it.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Fortune favors the born, as they say.
I've heard that before.
Perhaps you could wrap it up here.
Oh, I found a nifty vest with some bullets in it.
Oh my god.
Ah, doosabby boy, ah, doosabby.
Keep your people as a place.
It is again.
I think I've been coaching on enemy territory as we speak, David.
I'm ever so closer.
Oh this is where I stabbed that guy with this ankle. He's right here.
We're on the right track. Because I hear two shooting. I'm gonna wait till one kills the other. Take the weapon off his body and...
We're nearby then. We're nearby. You're where you killed the man by the sheath.
No, no, no. Not that, not that guy. I killed another guy.
Oh, the guy who's... More recently. More recently. More recently. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm in the bus, is that you?
I know your general direction.
I see him, I see him, I see him, I see the guy, I see the guy.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's in this house right here.
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm like two and a half minutes away.
Oh my god!
Oh, make sure he's dead.
If you killed somebody, always make sure he's dead.
He might not actually be dead.
Look for his breath, or the red dot.
I
Come I could make it be fully useful that he pulled it
Is no one in the house is no one in the house. We had grabbed another guy. I'm gonna go. What's he was he minutes away?
I'm like two minutes away, and the blizzards ending to the blizzards ending. I think I see you Eddie Eddie ammo
Shit shit shit. Oh
Oh my god, I'm like two two two beautiful little sepals. It's half a minute. I can't believe I got one
Yeah, I have ammo. I think I get this ammo. Oh my god
Yeah, oh my god. I found it. I remember I found it on the way here. I
See another dead guy as well. Oh my god. There's so many weapons here. There's so many weapons here
Oh, you just come around my way. I'm like two minutes away two minutes
I found six shots of the gun that I needed on the way here Mr. Gimmick this is a sign
this is a sign to gamble to gamble and drink tears boys tears this is the way
We did it! We did it!
Got a lot of frozen food on me. I am starving.
He's a Christ!
You won!
Oh my goodness, he's even a third dead person!
Oh! You're so beyond rich!
Okay, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
You're so rich! Oh, but I've got a golden Digo with a silencer and a fucking scope on it!
Oh my God! That's the Damosan's Digo!
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god a black hoodie on and a red
Little bandana on my on my oh my god. I think I see the bodies
Oh this is me holy shit. Oh my god
What I had to do I did what I had to do beautiful is beautiful. It's beautiful. Oh
Oh my goodness. I found more ammo for my Cypress well. Oh my goodness.
Grab their clothes off their body, bring it into this building.
Wait, wait, I'm gonna drop the Deagle inside. I'm gonna drop the Deagle inside, okay?
I want this. I want this one. I'm gonna start a fire. I'm gonna start a fire.
I'm gonna start thawing food. We're gonna be Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
Oh, you're right. There is a fire here already. Oh, but it's too late. I can't reignite it.
We have the enemies, we have the support, there's multiple guns, multiple guns, multiple guns, I'm just going to bring everything inside, okay?
Yep, yep, yep, bring it all inside, bring it in, yeah, bring it in this first room because it's fully protected.
Are you ready outside?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting barked.
Oh, okay.
Bring everything inside, bring everything inside.
Bring it into this little anti-chamber, I think is the word for it.
This is good, this is good. We're almost there.
I
Drop in the food get a couple more sticks
That's me. That's me. That's me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god
Oh my goodness there's so much goop, there's so much goop, there's so much goop, there's so much goop.
There's so much goop!
Oh my god.
Goop, goop, goop.
Okay, so we grabbed all the sticks in this area all the sticks are gone. There's passage.
There's stick thieves. Stick thieves, stick thieves. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I got one.
I eat the seven-hatches, go by them as well. Oh my goodness. I'm about to have the CR 5-7
whatever the fuck with with with with yes yes yes yes with another scope oh my
God I'm coming back I'm coming back I just put my gun on his body actually
what are we waiting for the wait
okay okay fire's lit these guys weren't packing I'm kidding they're so rich I'm
still not that kind of stuff outside oh this is this is our come up this is our
come up this is how it starts this is how it begins
I'm still getting goop. I'm still getting goop. There's still more out here. Just grabbing all the food and I'm gonna put it by the fire.
Oh my god, this is beautiful
I think we're going to go.
I'm going to start luding.
Close that door.
There's no windows.
Oh my god.
Look at that.
That is pristine.
If you hear a door open, it's not me.
If you hear a door open, it is not me.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
I have a pristine golden eagle with a scope and a silencer.
One of the ten.
Look at that thing.
Look at that thing.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Do you have ammo for it?
I think I touched some ammo for it earlier.
It has a mag. Oh my goodness. It has a mag. Okay. Here's one bullet. I just dropped it. Oh, yeah, I saw 11
357 I just dropped it on the ground. It's on the actual ground
Okay, oh my god
How you doing on food and water?
I will keep it down, I will keep it down.
I'm pretty darn low, but I'm gonna be good till I die.
Okay, there's a shitload of food over here warming up.
I'll leave one can of sardines open, ready to go.
The rest should be warm soon.
Oh my god.
We're back in, we're back in.
We're back in.
This is egregious, egregious.
Oh my god.
I have two CR 527s. Two of them. Oh my god. Oh, and this is a perfect scope. Oh my god. Oh, I got a pioneer.
You can have the CR. I'll get the pioneer. Do you have any fire? Oh, I got ammo for it.
So you take the 7-6-2. I'll take the 5-5-6.
I just put my vest here. Wait, we want to beat this.
I have like tons of these walleye pollock stalks. What the hell are these things those are fish fish eat them
With the art
Walleye Pollock. Yeah, I didn't really believe it. Oh, oh
Oh my oh my oh
Oh, oh, good heavens, okay.
I thought that was a gun stock right there.
Oh, look at all this beautiful loot.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It is so beautiful.
I also have a fissure rod and some bait.
Do you have any...
Do you have any...
brain is working? Brain is working?
I also have pills.
Pills? You're saying I got pills
I'm dropping them on the ground?
Oh my god.
I need to... Oh shit. I'm sick.
Take, take, take, take.
Okay, okay, I'll take, okay.
I'll take one. You take one. Yeah?
You're not good to do what you are the one
The bag is ruined all bought the bags are ruined. Oh my goodness. It's a court 1911 with a son
I'm dropping a CR 527 pristine condition. I
I got the pioneer. I think you keep this the because we don't it's that way we have different ammo
We're not we're not encroaching on each other's ammunition
You'd be CR man. I'll be 556 man
I like to CR 527 it's both bestie one of the scope. Oh
Keep the one with the scope. I got a pioneer. They're very similar weapons pioneers
The CR is probably a little bit better, but but they use different Amos and I got a whole stack of 556
so we'll just oh shit I think somebody's here
no, cutie pie
hello
ah
god I'm beautiful
did you see them in the head?
oh look at that
ah little press vest
that's what I had my eyes on
we both got presses now
oh yes
we're watching we're watching
we're doing pretty good
Oh, that was me.
I think you're good, sir.
Thank you, sir.
There's a sports point site.
Is that something that we need?
If you have a hunting scope, you're probably good.
We need to trace around. This is why I can't mix them.
I'm going to take that silenced pistol as well.
I just got to figure out how to do it.
There's too much.
There's too much.
There's too much, Lune.
There's simply...
It's simply too much Mr. Pina.
Oh my God, this is egregious.
I'm gonna take the P code.
Yes, P code's good.
And I'm gonna put my stuff in it from my shirt.
Oh my goodness, there's too much stuff.
There's too much shit.
Depending on how much ammo you have, you could, you know, you have the Mark II or the IJ70.
It depends on what you want.
The ammo for those are going to be a lot.
There's too much stuff.
I'm having trouble here, I'm having trouble here.
I know, I know.
Would you take a filtering bottle or a canteen if they're both pristine?
The filtering bottle's a mod, so I don't know.
I assume the filtering bottle filters the mod.
Or is it amazing if that's what it does?
But you might need to fill it with chlorine. I don't know how that works. That's not that's not vanilla or at least
Before I
Was this how about what you guys keep saying help it? I'm gonna say how much imagine the filtering bottle is probably better
Where where's it helping?
It's all the anywhere
There's a there's a water fountain here too we can go to fill up all of our
various containers all of our many many containers.
Wait I'm gonna drop the kid key and take the filter one.
Yeah I think so I think that's the play.
Oh apparently it is vanilla they added it recently. There's so much food over here
two I would eat it before it the fires out but the food's only chili fuck the food
I need I need goop oh oh my god goop I respect it I respect it I'm gonna light
the fire back up anyway
and
Oh my god, dude, that is ridiculous.
You could buy two mothers showing kids another thing.
Not in vanilla, but they may have added that in this server.
Oh my god, they did.
You can also stack it down. Oh my god, they fucking did. Oh my god!
Absolutely scintillate.
He's so much. He's so much.
It's absolutely insane.
We're so rich!
Oh my god.
Okay. I need to go get a refill of my stinky sauce.
three five seven and but I'm 16 by 39 right back I'll be right back okay I'm
so much I'm watching too much I literally have 54 shots my style rival oh
oh my god
Sorry, I was getting sticky sauce. What are you saying?
I get it. Listen, I understand. I understand. Just breathe. Breathe. It's beautiful. It's
beautiful. It's okay. It's all right. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my God. There's caviar. They
They have caviar.
Are you serious?
They have caviar.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Give it money's worth.
Oh.
Oh.
Give it money's worth.
Oh.
Oh.
My.
Give it money's worth.
We got it because we deserve it.
Oh.
You know, you know what's, listen, as a Daisy player, you know what's extra sad about these
guys.
The fact that they have fish on them means that they've probably spent an hour collecting
This
Yeah, all right, I'm rich video
I'm rich rather I have a limited money
Oh my god, I did money. Yep. That's more or less correct. Oh my goodness
I'll be loaded up on my magazines.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Make sure all your stuff is repaired.
I told him we had to cook the sauce.
All right.
I know how to cook the sauce.
Honestly, next person to come across this is also going to get loaded up.
I mean, we're gifted.
We're actually very generous.
Very regenerate.
Very generous.
gonna come across this and get an absolute bounty.
They're lucky.
They're lucky.
They're lucky.
They're lucky.
This is 22LR, right?
Hold up.
The MK2 and the Sportor take 22.
My god.
Okay, I have unlimited ammo.
Oh my goodness, I'm beyond wretch.
I am beyond wretch.
Okay, okay.
Let me see here.
Do you have any shotgun?
Is this even a dream for these kids, you think?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Did you think?
Probably, right?
I would not.
I would not drink from those.
No.
What are the chances they're poisoned?
They really have to.
No, no, no.
There's, see these chlorine tablets?
Right here, right here.
Damaged.
I'm putting them on the actual floor.
You put the chlorine tablet in the canteen and drink.
Actually, you're purifying your vine?
Yeah, purifies it, just in case.
Definitely don't want to risk that.
Oh my god, I'm more loot than I could possibly, could possibly get a million years.
Oh my god, peanut money's worth.
Oh my god, peanut money's worth.
Oh my god, peanut money's worth.
Oh, gimmick marketing.
Oh, it was all inevitable.
We deserve it.
We deserve it.
It's our, it's, we're entitled to this loot.
This is our, it was always our loot.
Oh, they were just holding it for us.
I can't believe, didn't you come here with your fists?
Yes, yes, I literally punched a guy to death in that three over there and took his guns.
You're a goddamn natural.
You're a god damn natural mr. Peanut holy shit that is actually very
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, okay, all right, holy shit, dude
But wait, I'm gonna take a shot and we'll quickly see it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
There's some food over here as well
Some final vestiges. There's a can of veggies. I can't oh, no, I can carry it. I can carry it. Okay. I'm loaded up with food
I'm a little cold, but it's okay. I
Got a shotgun
Do you have any 380 ACP or shotgun ammo per chance?
for you, boss we check for you
Be 80 ACP or shock and I have I have six shotgun ammo total and
1983 ACP oh
Also, I also have 11 380 ACP and a pristine IJ 70 mag. Oh
My god, that you have it. Are you using an eye? No, it's all you are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You walking so right down the ground
Oh my god, right on the ground.
Beautiful, beautiful, scintillating.
Here, take this fish and put it in your belly.
Oh, I already have enough fish in my belly.
Oh my god.
It works so well.
It's ridiculous.
It's silly.
It's been out.
It's been out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
Beautiful beautiful beautiful let me take a bit boy
Pills before we go I'm so sick. Oh, there's somebody here. There's somebody here
Oh, of course, of course
They call this the family building
Oh
expertly done expertly done
One of the IG's 70 back for you good chair
oh my god
7-6-2 on that guy
Oh and with a 15-1-3-5-7 round for my D.G.O.
We got it because we deserve it
It's ours by birthright. It's ours by birthright.
My birthright, of course, of course.
I'll be taking this magazine.
You understand what I'm saying? Well, you know, okay, oh, Lord.
You should take that magazine right there, boss.
Oh, I already got three. I'm good.
Oh, he's got the whole stack of tetra.
Lord have mercy. This is...
Yes, old man.
This is absolutely egregious.
We need more back we need more backspace
We need more backspace immediately
I genuinely self-fucking stuck I have a oh my I was sniping with a scope I'm
telling you if I told you what I had you wouldn't believe me
Not in a thousand years.
What happened?
What?
Believe me.
Not in a thousand years.
Oh my goodness.
Look at this.
Deagle, pristine, sniperscope, pristine, silencer, pristine,
CR527, sniperscope, both pristine, Mk2, shotgun, ammo for them all.
All right.
Let's go to the middle.
Let's go to Millie.
I think we should take these guys' pants.
Oh, possibly.
Possibly.
Firefighter pants.
Fire fighter pants that's something crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fire face waterproof. It's good a little heavy
But but otherwise good in all categories hold up now his pants
I'm gonna see him anyone his pants are worn minor prestige there
What yes, yes, absolutely you got you got clown pants on
That's a hundred parking where his pants go
I
Got this you got this you got this
Wait, wait, wait, he's pinched his being
No, hold on I'll take him off they did just just they're on oh, I know why I know why why because they're on your thighs. Oh
I knew that I deserved them so much it just flew on to my legs.
It's just nature.
It's just nature.
Come give me money's worth.
You can't beat nature.
Come give me money's worth, come.
You must proceed.
There was epoxy back there.
Do we need that?
I got two full epoxies.
I can't even care.
There's a half one over here but I don't think we're going to need more than two full
You don't want to use the loot we have on us use the loot on the dead man. Oh, wait, I can't use it on the helmet
Just doesn't any
That's is it ruined
No, it's badly damaged in the helmet give it but put the helmet on your head first of all
Okay, all right pick up the put the epoxy in your hand
So you don't have to put the help take the help of that one. There we go. All right. You're right. You're right
You're right. Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna drop the rest of this as you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna space. It's whatever it's whatever
it's moving. All right. All right. Follow me. What do you even got a fishing pole on your I don't
even know if you know this, but there's a fishing pole on your back. I have I have we have my
Oh
I think I have mirror here here take it
So what you I just a little little little dibble dabble in the pill
All right, did you get a did you get a pot a cooking pot? There was one back then right in taken
Okay, I have one. I'm gonna fill it with water. It's gonna be sustenance for us right after we kill these zombies
I
Also pro tip you find brass knuckles probably best may lay in the game and it only takes up two two slots
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I needed that. I needed that. You know, I
You've been very naughty very naughty, I got it's all good. I needed that I needed that a little wake-up call
I was too lost in the loop and now I'm locked in that's rock. You're so welcome. You are so welcome
You're so I appreciate that I appreciate that
Okay, I'm gonna fill up this pot here. I was gonna proceed hiking back from that that who to give me this kid. Oh
Very good
Oh
Oh, really I need tetra. My thing is too powerful for the pill. Okay, okay. Come to me come to me
Okay, I've got I got 12 tetra off that guy. Thank you. Take that and keep it take that and keep it. It's all yours
Wait, where'd the other six of oh there it has still got six okay beautiful
All right, I got food I got
sharpening stones I mean I got the business fantastic fantastic you need
whatever you need there's some matches here if you need it but I already have a
lighter is it faster to fill up a water bottle than drink for the
yes yes yes 100% that's the tactic
it's a bit of water, bit of water, bit of water
it's a tad bit of water
is your jacket soaked?
Jacket?
it's wet, yes it's wet
Alright, little pro tip
Because you weren't you were on the loot hoard you weren't by the fire so you didn't dry out if you do it in here
Though don't do it by the don't do it by the well
But if you put your jacket in your hands and hold down left click you can ring it out. Oh
A splendid trick. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh, yeah, if I wasn't looking straight at you, I would think something else is going on.
Oh, yeah, that's much better.
Mm-hmm.
All right, how's your tips?
You're not you're not zeroed out, right?
Even if you're blue, that's okay.
Long well, you know his shit everything's good. Everything's Gucci
Everything is Gucci as they say Gucci on my bottle Gucci Gucci on my coat Gucci on my bottom
Gucci Gucci on that ass is Gucci on my combat gloves Gucci Gucci on my
I
Will be through the windows of my separate this time I go through windows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it should
Did you take the first shot and then I'm gonna bust him with the shotgun?
They won't need they won't they would not be a need for a second shot
All right, don't shoot me I'm outside
Zombie might have you might have it act a zombie I
I did I don't see anything going in I'm going in I'm going in it's clear it's
clear this is very strange there's food on the ground there's a log in here
there's a shitload of food in here they you know what they're looting the area
and they're coming back for it to wait for them yeah I mean there's so much
food by the fire there's no way they left all that food okay if you hold
down C and then hold down right click and then turn 180 you can go on your
your back like this oh yeah what excellent sir she makes it
you're gonna keep my fire oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you sure these other isn't the
people that we killed no I know I mean there's look at all the food they left
all this food to thaw by the fire yeah well what if it wasn't here long ago and
they left over there to get it hmm that would I mean they would have had to go
pretty far for that they'd have to be pretty silly for that but it is possible
we could also sweep through town like a rolling wave like a whisper in the wind
I can when you're sneezing you're sneezing I know I know I know I'm still
It's just allergies, I'm not sick, it's just allergies. Seasonal.
Of course, of course. Seasonal, seasonal. There he is, there he is!
No, that's the zombie.
I mean, they might not be here, but it's very weird.
Maybe it is. The one you killed. Oh, gas mask here.
Oh, fortuitous! Fortuitous indeed!
You're so large and girthy, I cannot pick up.
I know I know I've got it just the tiniest little backpack to I saw a mountain backpack on that zombie
I just killed pristine. I'll hide you back like a hiding back like I mean. Oh, I'm gonna go get it
I'll get you go get this. I watch your back. I'll tell you what I'm approaching. My back is watched
I
Should kill a zombie in the building
No, no, no, he was outside the back of the building. Oh, what's this? Oh, almost for tourists fine
He went pristine
Yeah, oh nine millimeter. That's a nice little look. I've got about three stacks of nine millimeter
I
Don't know although P I would say P1 is not a pistol that it's it's it's an early-game pistol
You do have a deagle
I said so much 9x19 and we would be too sweet to leave this I mean it would be it would be
No, no, no, you got to open the box open the container and
And then it'll drop the ammo and a little beautiful piece of paper.
No, it's not. It's in a protective case. What do you feed out of it?
Oh, no, no, no. No, I don't think... I think it's got to be in an open slot backpack,
jacket, whatever, doesn't matter, but I don't think it'll feed out of a container within a container.
Oh, I don't see this damn zombie.
I
This way boys doesn't matter doesn't matter you I mean you you get that cast mask for yourself anyway
So great with me that you that's me. That's me. That's me. I'm gonna get this gas mask. I get too much stuff
I know this is the problem. A problem all all goopers face eventually
All goopers problem. They must they must leave loot to get loot all goopers now now now here's the thing
You only need the gas mask if we're really going for the orb the orb could the orb is
It's a long shot. I
I must drop my Zin Keneser. It is what a group of us do in times like these. I have the I have the I have the thing
We're gonna have to rely on somebody else doing all the puzzles
Yeah, we wait we do the punchers. Oh we can but it's uh, it's I mean it's a
We can. I'm down.
Well, let's go straight to the orb right now.
You have unlimited weaponry. Well, it's not the weapons that's the problem.
So the first thing we'll need to do is go all the way back to the starting area,
collect a bunch of sticks, swim across the ocean,
go on the ice, warm up, dry off,
wander through the ice for a variable,
you're like an hour to find the submarine,
get to the submarine in the ice, find the key card.
Then we gotta get back to land,
swim back across the ocean, back to land.
Then we gotta go all the way down,
pass the research facility into,
I forget what they call it,
there's an underground bunker and then you,
if you really wanna get the space suit,
you gotta build it one piece at a time through 3D printing.
It's holding, or, or, counterpoint, or,
Tell me the order. Somebody else does all that.
They do all the work. That sounds nice.
And we wait for the electrical storm to jump through the orb that they...
Oh, that sounds nice. Oh, that sounds...
Yeah, yeah. Oh, that sounds much nicer.
That's much nicer. Much nicer.
Let's do that second one.
I'm a fan of the second one myself.
I just saw a light on the other side of this whole place.
Yeah, yeah, this is military.
Look, look, look, look. Somebody's using a headlight sign over there.
You can see the red light. You see him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't see him, but I believe it could be a zombie with a head torch
He's gonna stop with the head towards me it could be I don't know I assume it's a person assume. It's a person
I do see a lot of zone I'm guessing it's a zombie
The way it's moving. Yeah, it's a zombie. It's a zombie with a head torch. It's a zombie with a head torch
Okay, but this is military loot. This military
I thought it s K 5 9 6 6 with a bayonet. Is that something oh, yes, is that sks? Yes, okay?
Yes, yes, yes. No, not as KS SK 5 9 6 6
Is that the CD? Oh, is that an SMG? No
Oh, never do this again.
It's in the corner, behind you.
Oh, yeah, that's an SKS.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, grab that.
Okay, here's the thing.
It's the same as your CR-527, except it's semi-auto.
The problem is, you need a specific scope for it.
If you already have a scope for the 526, it's up to you.
SKS is one of the best guns in the game.
I mean you you you turn a corner with the SKS and you can just click as fast as you can and drain some oh
You cannot do that with the CR 527, but if you don't have the scope for the SKS. You also can't snipe. Oh
Very difficult decisions. I don't think we take it. I don't think we do
It's a waste of ammo to it be so much ammo. Oh my god. Well, one of us will take it even if you don't
well hold up now well now that you want it the SKS is very good I won't take it
simply because you want it I will say this if you have a shotgun the SKS can
can replace the shotgun it is a close quarters and long court long range
weapon it serves all purposes how good is this bayonet um I mean what for
Zombies, maybe but I don't know the man is not not a big deal. Do you have a shotgun?
Is I drop my shotgun? I want to drop the game. Yeah drop the shotgun pick up the SKS
The SKS is now your close quarters weapon. Okay
Screw the shotgun shotgun doesn't matter because the SKS will do the same thing but better
God and done ready to go boss
So you're and I have great news for you. I have excellent news for you
I have a whole nother box of ammo.
Oh, of what? Oh! Oh, you devious! I already had 60 ammo! This is incredulous!
Take it, take it. I don't have anything that uses it. Take it.
This is incredulous. This is incredulous. This is incredulous.
I don't think you'd know exactly what that means, but I understand what you're trying to say.
Oh, that's just the fancy way of saying incredible.
Well, incredulous actually means the opposite of incredible.
How much you shot? You shot your shot now?
Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely correct. You're right.
I just found another SKS!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wraith!
Would you like this one?
Yeah, I mean, if you're willing to drop me like 20 little...
There's also 9 pristine 12-gauge shots you want to take right here
unless you aren't using your shotgun anymore because of this.
Well, if I take the SKS, I'm probably going to drop my shotgun.
I'll give you 20...
go thirty two seven point six two by thirty nine face around there you are
thirty two oh my god okay here's the thing now if you don't want anybody else
to get their dirty hands on our loot if you hit G and then whole left click you
can throw our throw it into the it they'll never find it in the grass is
this throw it in you too much ammo actually I I just need 20 20 is fine
Tony's fine. Yeah, I would take the other 12 fuck yourself. We are. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it
I also think there was a gun cleaning kit somewhere. I couldn't
This movie I did not give it. I have what I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go over here real quick
You know my eski is already one you can't make it any better than that, right? No, okay? Okay?
Be for me for dropping all my shotgun stuff out here
We are cooking.
We are.
I found a bison.
Is that good?
Not for the kind of loot we have.
Not for the kind of loot we have.
No.
Bison is a fun weapon at the beginning.
It's a 3D ACP.
It's a 64 round little tube mag.
It can shred at the beginning, but we are not at the beginning.
We are, we are ready, we are ready for the end game.
We are not at the beginning, of course, of course.
No.
No, no, no, no, ridiculous.
Outrivial, outrivial.
Ridiculous.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Got a new helmet on, don't be a lie.
That guy has the cool helmet on.
Oh shit.
Oh he does, he does.
Punch him, punch him low.
Don't shoot him in the head, you don't want to damage it.
Damage it punch them in the punch them in the dick. Hey, why is this nice to get that on me get that on me? Oh?
It's prestige. It's prestige. Oh
Oh my god, just we are cooking we are cooking with
The entire game there's no way someone has been a stuff that we do there's no way it's literally impossible
Literally impossible
Are you sure my other helmet wasn't better my technical helmet?
Then the no that's an Alton dude you got an Alton without the face mask
Yeah, yeah, that's the one that's the one you want and it's warm. Oh
I hear you're sprinting you're sprinting. Wait wait wait. I don't know. I don't know
It sounds like a zombie, but I don't know
I
Wait, I think there might be somebody here
Did you see the team? No, I just heard sprinting, but I think we killed all the zombies
If you're spitting you will come to us you want it
It's what I behind you right behind you shit. I'm sneezing like a
Someone who sneezes. Oh, you see you hear that
Yeah, they're behind I keep you in spitting spitting spitting
I think they might be in one of the tents, which could be a zombie that we missed, but
They got us both double barrel shotgun I look at my chap for literally I'm talking a genuine
fucking nanosecond the first time in probably 20 fucking minutes and he
Welcome to Davey.
My, what is that time it, what is that time it?
I look at my chat for genuine half a minute or second.
Oh my goodness, oh my God.
Oh, you hate to see it.
I think he double barreled us both.
you don't notice both
who has stopped the double bills a powerful weapon
all
that would hurt
i would like to get it down to her
that one is what i think about when you lay ahead of the pillow
for a couple nights
now there is uh... within the malls there's two ways to go about things
there's
get the loot
go to the south
in the or
mm-hmm get deep
The beautiful thing about the mosque is you can also
get a little loot, stay in the north, go to Vorkuta,
and kill everybody all the time.
It's an alternative, it's an alternative sort of meta
to Vorkuta.
So, you know, when you lose on a big run and you're like,
ah, I don't know if I wanna spend another eight hours
trying to get to the orb, you could just go to Vorkuta
and we could just start blasting everybody we see.
I think that is a plan for another day, Mr. Gimmick.
Fair enough.
Fair enough, sir.
Fair enough.
Well, sir, I hope you enjoyed this better than Dark Man.
Dark, not Dark Man,
well, not that there's any problem with that.
Not that there's any problem with that.
Dark fall.
Dark fall.
Oh, Dark Fall, yes.
Dark fall.
Yes, Dark Fall.
I am the map.
The map.
A little bit of a running simulator.
The map.
The map.
The map.
Yeah, yeah.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Yeah, the monk is high octane, baby.
You got action all the time.
Yes, truly, truly.
Mr. Givick, it was a pleasure to play with you.
You have pleasant me greatly.
You have pleasant me more than I possibly know.
It is my pleasure to pleasure you.
Oh, it is my pleasure for you to pleasure,
for me to pleasure you.
It pleasures me that you're pleasured by me pleasuring you.
I'm pleasured that you are pleasured by me pleasuring you.
It's funny you say that, I'm pleasured by you being pleasured
that I'm pleasuring you.
Yeah, Gigi.
Very good, very good.
Very good work.
Very good sir, Gigi.
Gigi's, Gigi's concerned.
GG's have have a fantastic night, Mr. gimmick a fantastic night you too, sir you too Godspeed Godspeed Godspeed
Boys I'm good enough
I'm good enough. I'm good enough
Let me check my saving device. We're just a short spell
You upon when tomorrow's doozy is
Let me see. Let me see here. Tomorrow at the quake time of 6 p.m. Hopefully it actually
isn't 6 p.m. and they don't just want me to show up at 6 p.m. So it might be 7 p.m.
I'm not certain but let's just call it 6 p.m. CT is the AT&T Annihilator Cup part 3 of 4
3 or 4 where we'll be playing 2x scale with the skills that we learned today.
Live on stream to destroy Ludwig's team, Tyler1's team, and Mr. Adapt's team easily.
We will crush them into dust and I hope you join me on that 5-incher.
Someone is practicing right now?
Wait, someone is practicing right now?
Let me see.
Oh my goodness, he is.
Look at that.
See how good he is. Let's take a look into our enemy. Let's take a look into our enemy here.
There we go.
Can't save you this time, bitch!
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
Sub-bar skills, sub-bar.
Sub-bar skills, sub-bar.
Sub-bar, sub-bar.
I would trust a
feral rat on my team
over what I just saw there.
You and your boyfriend disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting gentlemen. That is of no concern
That is of no concern to us we will have we will have him in the wussy pinky finger hold before he could even blink
That is easy. Well, I just saw the amateur hour amateur hour
Just have his mother off. Is he doing is he doing a no monitor challenge?
ridiculous ridiculous we will have that easily turn right here at 6 p.m. CT tomorrow right here at
6 p.m. CT tomorrow we'll put his ass in the dead we'll put his ass in the dead that's weak
P got this no stress and thank you mr. King line thank you good sir that's right alright good night
Good night everybody, good night gang.
Good night boys, have a good night, good night boys.
Have a good night.
Good night everybody, have a good night, good night now.
Good night now gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody, have a good night now, good night.
Good night, good night, good night, good night.
Rest up now boys, rest easy now.
Have a good night now gang, good night now.
Good night gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody, have a good night now.
Good night.
Get out of here!
Oh!
Are they making out?
Let's go!
Kiss him.
Stop that!
Kiss him!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Good night!
Get out of here!
Get out!