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Oh no!
I'm not gonna make this!
I'm not gonna make this!
I'm not gonna make this!
Nooo!
Please!
NO!
Let's go!
Let's uh go!
Ahhhhhhh
It is a beautiful day gentlemen
A beautiful day for victory
We have claimed week one easily. We have claimed week two like with no reaction
We are now going to claim week three
Absolutely, don't sweat like work no reaction
The three beat the three beat that's right. That's right before we get started before we get started
There's even more pressing matters gentlemen. Well, actually hold on wait. Let me make sure I keep as a penis
before
Before I do that, let me make sure I see does Adidas and we're leaving about the dry
Hold up one second. Oh
Bring T1 to pound town don't you worry? I will for you, mr. Peep. I will feel oh
Mr. Green ball from a bunch of wicked fan. Good off my head. Thank you, Bob. What do you want? This is what I'm not gonna lie
You gentlemen, I've only practiced about probably four to five hours total. You were there for a little bit of it
I played a little off-stream today. I
I feel solid. I feel solid boys. I feel solid. I feel solid. I feel solid. I feel solid
But I'd these guys could be even more solid these gentlemen could be even harder than we are who knows who really knows
But before we get to the action take a peep at this gentleman for those of you guys that do not know
But those of you that do not know a D&D has challenged us. I guess it doesn't really need a lot of help. I
haven't even
Okay, well, I guess well, I mean if you still want to put this me I guess it's you can but
AT&T has bet us
Calling all bogulators. Yes, they spell it wrong. Yes, they spelled it wrong German
That's just how it goes
That's just in they spelled it wrong. They spelled it wrong. They spelled it wrong. They spelled it wrong
They spelled it wrong. They spelled wrong
Ten K likes and we change our profile pig to add the bird peanut for week four of the annihilator cup
We are at if you cannot see nine point
nine K likes I
See it might even be there. Let me do a quick refresh
It's not I need you guys to go do that so that we can be the face of AT&T
That would be cool. I've already have a picture selected. I don't even pay. Oh
All right, we're good to go
All right, we're good to go. All right. Oh, there it is. Good work boys. Good work. Good day
Good day
Good work boys
Also by the way, I just wanted to say this. I don't know what this is about
I don't know why they were posted on two different platforms, but I saw the same challenge on the TikTok right here
Right here on the TikTok. I
This one needs a lot of help. I don't know if you actually need this one
I kind of already complete this challenge, but just in case I'm gonna put both of these links in the announcement
Shaps of the discord if you boys wouldn't mind. I don't know why they would give us two separate ones
I
Not really certain but but better safe than sorry better safe than sorry
I mean better safe than sorry better safe than sorry I'm gonna I'm gonna do add add everyone
And then I'm gonna I'm gonna put the two links right there
If you if you are to the discord do x miss point discord or get you the lickety-splint it'll get you the lickety-splint
There we go. Oh, there we are. I push I push there. I do go there. We go. Think was he was he was
We would be the face of AT&T as soon as you can blink boys
Let me take a quick peep on the team makes everybody's right makes everybody's mental is solid
a little diss track but no I'm also playing him and he's really just
off course okay he's right he's right he was if you know what's on man that's
I'm just hanging around.
You ready to win?
Yep.
Are you really ready to win?
Are you ready to go insane?
What?
Yeah!
I'm already here, boys!
I just...
Then that is exactly what you were doing.
Go crazy.
It is our time.
It is our time.
It is our time.
These other hooligans think that they're gonna come back,
weak to be all, I'm gonna get first place.
We will crush them, we will crush them into dust.
We will eviscerate them where they stand.
You're talking about?
Yep, good.
They're gonna become, just after this, little pixels.
Tell them you're done, give them the business.
Wait, I'm versing double it first though.
Yeah, I sort of understand that.
Yeah.
Can anyone explain to me why we're facing our own teammates?
We don't know.
We don't know.
Does anyone know why we're facing our own teammates?
I just need to get this one combo down on R.A.
and I'm good to go.
And let me see, by the way, gentlemen, me and the Buggaliz,
are the new face of AT&T for the next week. I don't know if you boys have heard it.
Well, you got the 10k likes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes,
I just told the blogger ladies about it and we and we we we we leaped up into that game. We are
we have we have that we have the we have the the the the the the picture ready. It is a beautiful
picture of me smiling. We are going to be the face of AT&T for one week. It is going to be fantastic.
Wow. Right. Whatever we win. They were actually I actually was in some dialogue with some of the the the back end team and they were going to offer the same to you. But unfortunately you had to fit inside that circle so easy to fit you inside of that circle.
that you have no arms or legs and they don't have to cut anything off.
Of course, of course, of course, of course, I actually proposed the new Vegas ball, but
they said even that wouldn't fit.
What?
What?
The spear, you idiot.
The spear.
All right.
Some of those spears are cute.
How about you at least roast me correctly, okay?
Oh, good.
All right.
Time to play.
How do you join the lobby and why we still got an explanation why the fuck we're facing? I don't debate
There's a lot I think everyone has
Okay, but before we get started I want to make sure that everybody's comfortable if anybody in this group
I'm not saying it's gonna be hot or me or peanut
Goes on three or you've on or double it. I'm not gonna go if we go on three nobody care
I'm not going on three you going three you're dead I don't care. I just got one point though. That'd be fun
All of our goals should be one size double. Let's talk you bond
All right, can I get an over under if I beat summit had a mean out of Lily Peach you were Emily Wang just just
Zero on Peach you guys zero on Emily Wang. What was the other one? Oh
shit
Wait nature, I was something at all since since going live an hour ago
If your first time in the game you will not be anybody I guess guys makes you hide your screens apparently to put your play code in
I'm getting word
Yeah, yeah do that. Yeah, nature. You're you got the hardest bracket out of everybody here and then oh, I'd be a good thing for us
Honestly, yeah, it's also the best case scenario. Okay, perfect. Yeah, perfect. Hmm
Do we do we
Wait are you guys all joining right now? I just got the card yes, George your lobby. I
Where do I put the code in?
Press play okay?
Private okay there, thank you. That's great. My excuse me much good. Okay. I'm it now. I can unhide right
Yeah, be an unhide whenever you're in the lobby looking around
Perfect. Oh, yeah, perfect. Perfect. I joined me
Great haze with great haze
I don't see any of you guys in my lobby, I would say a bunch of randoms.
Some of them are the admins.
Is that even the top right?
Who is PB and JG?
I don't know.
I'm on the couch.
Who is all our teammates at?
Some people you are fighting.
Fuck, I missed it.
Who's in the lead?
We haven't even started yet!
we wish all our teammates had so people you are fighting fuck I miss it who's in
the lead we haven't even started yet we're still figuring out what is going on
what if Genji's real good I don't doubt Genji real good boys I tell you this is
probably coming down if you've played these types of games before I'm gonna
definitely have to I have never I've never done it okay you gotta get on the
couch in front of the box screen I think okay who do we how do we know who goes
first. I think Adam will just tell you in the metaverse. Mark Zuckerberg tells you here.
Right. Right after you go grocery shopping.
Perfect. I must wait. Mark Zuckerberg.
Stop. I don't want to pull on AR 15 and let this thing sing. Please stop, Mark.
This is the Mark Zuckerberg. He knows best. This is the Mark Zuckerberg.
You got to buy, Mark.
There's too long of a period of time of quietness in this call until you guys replied. I've already
feel uncomfortable so thank you for that dude just put the juby in the bag yeah yeah yeah oh yeah
i got the ATT thing one second i'm cheering you on here we go when i got it
if we've changed oh everybody's gone hey did you how you do advice
do great man do great that's great how are you peanut hey just hanging around just hanging around
Do you know what we're supposed to be doing because I don't know what we're supposed to be doing.
I think you just put that lobby code in and then
Check it out.
go into your lobby.
Okay.
And then you just walk up to the flat screen and just wait there.
I mean, I'm just waiting here. Got it.
Yeah.
And I think you should probably pull up.
If you don't, like when it does pull up the AT&T stream.
Well, hold up. Do you know which discord channel it is and then it tells me who I'm facing, who my foe is.
Okay.
Okay.
So what you're going to do is you have to find.
Okay.
your own in your individual messages of discord.
Oh, I versus Squee.
I versus Squee.
Found it.
OK, I found it.
You found it.
Wait, just get into the lobby.
You don't have to think about anything, I don't think.
Oh.
Do I face it right now?
I don't think so.
I'm asking Mr. Osher lock hashtag any one okay isn't squeaks really good at this game.
No idea buddy.
Oh, it's really good at this game or don't you do great man yes yes yes yeah yeah he's
really good yes yes he is good starting off the day starting off the day with the
W starting off the day with a quick W
oh mr. O.T. Struber that's one good man good I'm bad thank you my friend these
will dig in down it's gonna be amazing probably screwed now not gonna happen
I'm about to put squeaks is pussy in the dirt. All right, pal. He's going down. He is going down
He named shot
He shot. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yes. Who is it? Squeaks? Squeaks is a guy, right? I
Don't know. I've never went to his channel
Okay, okay God, okay
All right, because I just said I was going to put his,
we'll see you in the turn, I just want to make sure.
All right, okay, so that's okay.
All right, what a very forward thing of you to do.
Good job.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, good sir.
You're doing great, buddy.
You're doing better, Mr. Nate John.
Yeah, I'm very excited for you against Sweets.
Good luck, man.
Who are you against?
Who are you against?
I don't think it matters.
I think I'm one of the throwaway matches.
I'm basically going to get up against Mike Tyson right now.
Ah, and it's prime.
Yeah, completely juiced up and worried it out and we're fucked.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Do you know his name?
Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson?
No, metaphorically speaking, in the tournament.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I think it's Summit, Ketamino,
who keeps you in Emily's lane.
And I think they all played this.
You had me in Summit.
You had me in Summit there.
You're about to get your shit kicked in.
Perfect, perfect.
Listen, I'm not gonna lie to you, I know three moves.
Okay?
I'm not gonna say what three moves I know.
And heavy, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
like real moves, like real combos, real combos.
Wait, what are real, what do you mean?
Listen, anything I tell you at this point
is just gonna fuck you up.
What character are you playing?
If it's the same as mine, I can tell you what I do.
You told me to dash him with Darius and just hit K.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, KKKKK, as many times as you can.
And then, I'm not gonna teach you the second one,
because it takes a little bit of practice,
but if you're getting ass fucked,
if you are getting butt fucked relentlessly,
look up at your health bar,
and if it says break or fury, right?
So green or red, and the bar is full,
then you can press M and period at the same time,
and it'll break whatever combo they're doing on you.
Boop, they're gone.
You can only use it like once a match, though.
That bar fills up pretty slow.
All right, so, Evan, you want me to take my right hand
and hit M in period at the same time
or in the midst of battle.
And you think I'm gonna be able to find those keys
with my hand.
Yeah, so that was the problem with me.
So you wanna use your pointer finger?
I'm just assuming I don't have any, but your pointer finger
and your ring finger to hit M in period.
And then you wanna hit, you wanna,
you wanna hit K as many times as you can.
Do not stop hitting K ever.
Not even one time.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Okay.
With K, that's perfect.
That's great info in there.
Are you on a fucking controller?
No, I'm not, and I really wish I brought one.
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Just hit K and it's been resting.
Okay.
But are you resting all three of your fingers on J, K, and L?
I don't have fingers, but if I did have fingers,
I would put my middle finger rested on K.
My ring finger rests on L and my point of finger rests on M.
If I had fingers, but I don't.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, you're gonna keep your...
If you had fingers, you're gonna just rest your pointer finger on N.
Yes.
Because remember, I only know three things,
and those are all the keys I need to do for those things.
I never use a light attack.
I never use anything else.
I use... I use K, L, M, and P.
Those are the only four keys I had.
But what does M do? What does M do?
M is special one, so it's like something, I don't know.
But it's called special one, I don't know what it does alone,
but with periods, it breaks.
With period breaks or furies.
Amazing.
But I'm telling you, if you just hit K as many times, listen to me,
Dave, listen to me.
Listen, listen to me.
When you hit K, if you hit him, if you even hit him one time,
listen to me, if you hit him one time with K
and you keep rapidly pressing K, you will kill half of their health.
I'm not even joking.
If you can hit them four times with K, right?
The whole combo, you win the game.
Yep, that's all you have to do.
Yeah, and you want to say it out loud
as you're pressing it too.
Yeah, so how should I say it?
Don't want to tell me.
No, I mean, I don't want to steal your flow,
but you just want to say the letter out.
No, maybe keep it to like a hyah or something.
Actually, let's keep it like a good shout.
Probably yeah
So that works too case you guys thank you very much
Yeah, no, I got you bro
Where's it? Where's emiru at?
The case in for kitchen. Oh, wait, are you playing emiru? No, which is the guy that leads this whole thing says he's waiting for emiru before we can all
find oh
Oh
I'm a really juicer on right now. We need it silly juice minimal minimal
I'm about halfway through a voodoo ranger. I just hate so I should be it should be the perfect balance
I'm gonna drink another 25% and then hop in the game
Good good good. We need to get the numbers. I'm amazing numbers. Oh, I'm telling you mr.
Don't let you think I'm throwing in reality
I'm boosting you remember after I had my silly juice in the League of Legends tournament
I started playing twice may three times as good
No, I believe you dude. The term is functional functional. You got wait you guys say
It's just just a tad it will take the edge off lower the anxiety and and you will you will play better
Everyone I would believe you like
I'm not even joking like people have the weirdest shit ever like I remember there's a guy in league who got rank one
rank one in North America, I out of his mind, like legit would just get banked and
play solo queue and that was a god. Good, good. What was his name? Good man. I don't want to honestly,
I don't want to say it because it's Sunday. It was Sunday? No, no, it was not. It was not, not him.
Wait, our con boy someday was getting absolutely blasted it while he was playing on stage, just slamming on R.
Dude, what did you think that little schoon he had was?
A next game is versus a jake and big is he good really thought about it
I guess I thought I was like a traditional to his culture that I wasn't aware of we double it
No, let my first two matches are our squeaks and and jake and big are those guys good
Jake and big is good. I don't know about squeaks
Yeah, I have no fucking idea he plays blitzcrank. So remember how
What's crank has a has like a mix up where he's either gonna go for a command grab
He's gonna just keep hitting it's called strike throw and so when he's hitting you just think about
Jumping if you think he's gonna grab okay, and then walking if you think he's gonna hit
It would be I'm gonna be taught me that thing where I jump over him and hit the heavy attack
What do I do after that was it medium medium?
Wait when did double left teach you that when you we even practice it we've been practicing
Practice wait wait wait we had a special session that you weren't invited. Yeah
Yeah, especially
Yeah, no, there's no double it if I jump over and press heavy right just like we trained
Yeah, what is the next thing I do was it was it was it K a lot?
I'm K yeah, just media. I just want to say if you if you think he's gonna grab
He's doing what he like he like fucking puts his hands in the air and he goes for a grab and if he misses
He's the robot guy for like two seconds
He's the robot man
Yeah, he's the robot man. Oh my god. Oh
No, oh no
No, I would rather I would rather a guy with a gun
No, no, you got this you got this blitzkrank his blitzkrank biggest problem
I'll tell you his number one weakness is he's horrible on defense
So if you knock them down or you start getting your offense going just keep taking advice with just keep hitting
I just give him give him everything put my whole pussy into it. I know I don't
Do it exactly. I understand. I understand. Don't you worry. Don't you worry?
Let your cervix real tight and just go in. Mm-hmm. We face block then you block then attack got it. Okay, right?
You fucking you fucking him bro, and I love I love the hat right now
I'm looking at your ideas.
Thank you.
This is actually the hat that I'm going to be putting
in the AT&T logo on the social media account.
Hey, guys.
I had a very important.
Oh, thanks.
Can I ask you, like, please sidebar
to what we're about to do real quick?
Sidebar, what does that mean?
Yeah, like a little sidebar.
Like, we have to sidebar real quick.
It was like, if you were in a conference room
and you were there for a meeting,
As you read game chat he obviously says just waiting on the green light to begin round one.
I just mean you right now.
You read the game chat!
Should I put my clothes on?
Nah, you keep them off.
Okay, yeah, let's go.
How good do you think as a player, cause I don't know this and I never knew it.
You're blocking it?
How good was Summit compared to Impact in top lane?
Like, in your eyes.
Cause I genuinely have no idea how players could see you.
Summit compared to...
Summit compared to Summit.
Summit, Summit.
day
As a pro player like yeah, obviously yeah as a pro player. I think he was like a six. Okay brought in
Don't forget to unmute up your matches. I need to hide man
I'm not gonna be looking at that boys. I can't look at that. I have to lock in here to lock in here
This is gonna be a good opponent here. This is gonna be a fantastic opponent.
Oh, well I just leaked his name and his number to everyone.
Okay, I just did it again.
I'm not sure how to stop doing that.
Not sure how to stop doing that.
Um...
I...
I'm...
I'm gonna go far away from him and then press the interag butt. Okay.
All right.
This week's how do we start?
Yeah, we're doing one at a time.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Wait, hold on.
It's all at once.
I wonder if we, there it is, there it is, God, okay, God, there it is, God.
There it is, we're in, we're in, we are in, we are in, we are in, we are in.
Please help me regain.
Nooooooooooooo!
Let's go!
What is this? What the hell is this? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, you lost. You lost. To the practice point,
He just used the graph function the whole time!
He pressed one for the entire match!
Well, he lost.
He lost, gentlemen.
He lost.
He lost.
He lost, gentlemen.
He lost.
He lost.
He lost.
He lost.
Ah.
Hmm.
I said,
uh,
uh,
what?
Well, double lift was right.
He used the same function
Oh, it's dying, dying, it's dying, it's beating.
Yo, Peter, shut up.
Man, I'm about to play, Peter.
Oh, oh, God, Steve.
Fucking nice, man.
You lost? You lost?
I lost. I lost.
Oh my God. All right.
I'll be right back.
I don't feel too good, boss.
I'm so sorry, man.
I swear.
We can't.
It's...
Bleh.
Bleh, that'll happen.
That'll happen, boys.
That'll happen.
Gotta be, gotta be careful there.
Who's fighting right here?
This is Ibiru and Jake and Bing.
It looks like...
Who's winning?
Who's who?
How do you tell who is who on the screen?
Don't need to leave the set,
you can just click and change chance after each set.
What do you mean?
Wait, there's a second match?
It's best of three wait did I am I still in it it's best of three it's it's best of three
What do I do to block his grab attack is anything we can't do
Jump I
Try jumping for I'll try something more
I'll try something more. I will give jumping. I
Will jump even more. I will jump even more than before ten times is more
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but...
You-
Fuck.
Fuck this guy.
Oh my goodness.
Fuck this, Mrs. H-
Oh my-
Oh my goodness.
Alright!
Lock it in, boys!
I swear to God!
If he just grabs me a hundred times!
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
never thought I'd have an Iodion here my friends
a common folk and you're not anyone
strength!
let's go!
what?
no!
please!
have us!
die!
what's happening here?
I agree
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I don't care anymore, make it to Buggers, make it to Buggers!
Make it to Buggers, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
I
We actually won!
I last won, last won, last won, last won, last won!
That's right, that's right!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Take me out the demon!
Take me out there!
Yes! Yes!
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Great!
Let's go!
Don't kill me!
Then don't break!
Thank you, you demons!
I guess I take much more than you!
yaah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no way, no way, no, look at that, look at that,
oh my goodness, oh my god, oh my god, oh, did you see that, did you see that?
I got another team. I got another team. I got another team. I got another team. I got another team.
I mean, the same way you open up any Zoner in fighting games, you just, you walk them down to the corner and you play patiently until...
Boys, boys, oh shit, what's up?
Boys, I actually smashed the first round and I didn't know it was the best two out of three and I went and four-owned them on the last two matches.
Four-owned them!
Wait, did you actually win?
I won! I won it!
You're kidding.
I don't know how the fuck you're doing it, but you're doing like fury cancel
When you're red you're doing like dash to animation cancel the end of your specials and keep the pressure
And it's actually so good. I don't like people don't even do that in my game
Bro, yeah, I know you're doing an accident, but when you do it, it's so crazy, bro
And she went the buggy little dirt. Can I say
Who's my next?
Show me the enemy show me the enemy
Show me the enemy!
Show up against skunk in our house fucking you
Oh
My god, that's so sick, bro. Wait, I'm going to get it again. I'm going to get over your back
We were facing chicken big I think this guy's gonna be much harder. I saw him up there on the street
I think this guy's gonna be much faster
Huck it in, boys, HUCK IT IN!
Choose your destination.
Beats in your hands.
Now, Ionians, the lack of armor.
Noxians, and a lack of most billet.
Break!
Okay, alright, this guy's obviously much better.
This guy's obviously much better.
This guy, ACS, this guy's significantly, significantly more skewed.
Ah, that's it.
Yeah!
Thank you, I'm dead!
Oh!
Okay, okay, I don't mind to know about that no much no much
That's not gonna be good for me.
That's not very good for me.
Yep, that'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen, gentlemen.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen, gentlemen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen, gentlemen.
That'll happen.
No matter, we have learned his trickery and deception, and we are, we are back for
for a second battle!
Oh well, still looking good on this leader.
Still looking, not looking the best here.
Any moment now I would wake up in the summer and
I would start attacking him and he would not stand a single chance. He would be done boy as soon as-
I'm here warm up round
I
Not as enthusiastic about the second set of events.
Not great over there or what?
Not so great, no.
But we showed valiant effort, valiant effort,
and that is what is most important.
Amazing.
Who did you play?
I played Jacob Big.
He is, let me tell you, do not let him get a hell of a view.
He has a combo that can literally kill two bars of health
before you hit the ground.
Gotcha.
OK.
Yes.
Don't let him grab you.
I don't think I'm gonna be playing him, but that's good to know it's great Scott on report. Yes. Yes
My first game you could not even comprehend what happened to me
And I would love to watch what happened to you to get an idea if it was even close to well. No, yeah, no, that's
Yeah, no, that's no no need to watch
Okay, what happened to me?
Amazing amazing amazing need to watch with it. No, but they don't need to watch what happened to me. I
I think I'm about to go in here so wish wish me luck God speed God speed
Okay God speed with snakes on God speed God speed God speed all right boys well
we tried our best we tried our best hmm I usually have one character for people
that haven't played this game before you can choose one character with twice as
much health that way you only have to learn one character and so double lift
and I thought it was a better idea since we have minimal training time to
really train one character and just have double the health. You know what I'm
saying boys? But having two characters is better. It is better but it's harder to do.
So people like Jake and Vic to have probably more training time I'm gonna
I'm going to have a better chance at winning that one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Got to use the assist though.
I don't think you get assist on Juggernaut, do you not?
I don't think you get assist.
You get assist?
Somebody's just killing it?
Who's fighting right here?
Who's this?
This is Emiru and Squeaks.
Oh well, I know which one is Squeaks.
It's that gentleman with the robot.
It's the gentleman with the robot right there.
What? Wait, they're both robots. Wait. They're both robots?
Dude, everybody does the fucking robot in this game if they haven't played it before?
I mean, robots are my going up against you today!
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm
I have no idea who won. I don't even know who won there
That's who won who won that was that was that Amiru was oh that was Squeaks. Oh my goodness
I see that's good. That's good. We know we can beat Squeaks and we have to go up against him again
That's good. That's good news. We can beat the shit out of Squeaks if we have to go against him again
Play either Blitz or Yasuo. Sir, I don't know if using a character I've never used
in the middle of a tournament is
is of the most
advanced techniques. I
I don't know if that's the most advanced techniques.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This is not great perspective. Yeah, I'm thinking we might go to the AT&T
switch thing. Let me prove that.
We put the AT&T thing even bigger on there.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
What's the matter?
Here we are.
This Darius character, bro. What am I doing? What is he doing? Yo, oh Squeaks on the solo crank by the way
He's who up blitz in that crank. It's
And Squeaks has got a strike he's on sidekick blitzcrank
He's getting high and he's looking at chat and chat's gassing them up
You know streamers are their chat starts to gas them up and only
Okay, John and the combo after he does have himself a combo I've noticed that that's pretty ready
He went for the camera to jump. Oh, it's gonna get hit. I think oh it went over
Tried to go for the command and I haven't yeah, he's a simple
He's a simple man when it comes to command grabs. That's all he wants. It's like all grappler players
Just want to get command grabs over and over
Blitzcrank dies RA takes a beating command grab incoming
Guys you use the command grab fury. Oh my god. Oh, oh look at the damage
Look at the damage though. Command grab kills
Oh my gosh
I just thought! I just thought!
At that match was already 1-0.
He named Mr. Nadec.
What happened to Nadec?
What happened to Nadec?
This game, guys, we told him...
He doubled his wisdom to Nadec.
There's a lot going on if you want to see specific matchups.
He left. He said you're just being too racist again.
Oh, again?
That's a third time this week, dude.
Oh, my goodness. That's the third time today.
So you've been locked for an hour, what?
What can I say? I'm good.
I'm good.
Um, new PB, no new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB, new PB.
Not, listen, double it.
Have you, have you been winning your games?
I have been, yeah.
I'm getting some plumbers so far, so I'm pretty good.
I'm up.
Dude, the fact that you shit on Squeaks that hard is crazy.
My chat told me he practiced a bunch of hours with Lilipechu.
Wait.
Oh, I thought Vi was a guy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Yeah, no, you just get a chill for a bit.
Oh my god, my next opponent is fucking Genji.
My next opponent is literally Genji.
I'm gonna ask, should I start the magic
to see Kitten?
No way, no way!
We will crush him to death!
You don't want to hear me customize Avatar?
Hey guys, how you doing, Dave?
How you doing?
Yo!
Doing great, man.
Power went out, right as I was about to start
match honestly I think it was about to be a swift 2-0 for me so anything I think
it's probably just advances in the bracket yeah I mean I'm one one right
now I'm one one that's great man you're so good just peanut thank you thank you
sir thank you thank God you're in a team I'm just gonna tell you that thing I was
gonna tell you earlier the simple technique that actually worked and I
went off and 4-0 the first guy you just dashing forward so fucking fast and
never using the block button ever and just spamming K.
It literally helped me for all that guy.
Two of the matches, I didn't even take damage.
Yeah, you perfected it, my thaw.
It's so hard to play defense in this game.
That's like the key to knowing how to beat someone
is just like stupid blind offense will win you a lot of games.
Yeah, yeah.
Heard.
I tell you, I tell you, he was a skilled player.
Jake, in big, is obviously skilled,
so you can't do it against him.
But if you're gonna get someone who was just on play this week like us, I think you just spam dash, spam K.
Boom, you win.
Hello, boys.
Hey, I tell you what. Hey, guys.
Yeah, what's up? How you doing?
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good.
Oh, I see you're going to lose with Ludwig.
Hodge.
Ludwig is hard. What was your first match? What was your first match?
Tyler won.
Okay, those are hard. Those are hard.
I got Fuzly and I have...
I have Fuzly and I have...
Adapt.
Are those guys good?
Uzi's been playing a lot, but she's not that good, and then Adapt has never used the mouse and keyboard before, so I think you're good.
How good is- How good is- I've got Genji and Amiru next. How good is Amiru?
Amiru.
Amiru?
She's very good.
Funny games, I think.
Oh, probably.
Let me back up.
I'm in hell.
Guys, guys, who?
Yeah.
I'm not saying it's gonna be easy. I'm just saying is it in a wheelhouse to win both of those games. I agree completely. Huh? So fun. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, might be the best body game for a play. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Take the. All right. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
stuff like a mask with the soy jack rong on it.
I mean, bro, it's just like I had the T one game one.
I call in the guy next to me.
He comes out.
He comes out and literally T ones at like a fraction of a
health and we're one to one right now.
My guy comes out.
I go to switch to him.
Somehow you can, I guess you can get interrupted.
So we both just stood there and he killed both of us in a
single, just a lot of family.
Oh, there's a lot of there's a lot of
Risk of calling your assist or swapping. Yes, there's a lot of risk
Well, my thing is and what makes me frustrated is whenever I play whenever we played Street Fighter
It was like I knew that they intentionally pressed a button to cause what they did to me, right? Yeah
They're almost there. They're interrupt. It was hella random. I agree. That's what I'm saying
It's like not very clear when it's your turn either super unclear
It's like do I get to go now and then it keeps going and then it keeps going and it's still boxing and then they
This is yeah, I remember your turn and it's just like why at least the street fighter
It's like, you know, you block the move now you get to go. There it is. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with you
I need to memorize how many attacks is in their combo
Yes, you have to keep playing and and there's like 50 different routes that every single character can do
So then you have to learn on every single character on every single route like when it's your turn. It's just it's too much
I'll be back. I'm playing dizzy hitting but I actually know I'll just keep it just pretty quickly
You can't use assist when you're using junk it out, right?
No, okay, right. Oh, yeah, I was wondering how many have told me to use assists. I was I was wondering things to that was impossible
It's impossible boys. It's impossible. No need to worry boys. No need to wait
Remember your training. I'm on it. I'm on it
Is that Gigi's game?
Hey, hold up. Wait
Is this Genji right here?
You guys, I can't see the name behind this other guy.
Is that Genji?
Hey, how do you tell?
Oh my God, wait, we're in the game.
We're in the game!
Genji gave up versus Jake.
Oh, there's Genji.
Does he feel free to join?
Jacob, make the area to second back, please.
Oh.
Is she ready?
She quit?
She gave up.
Oh.
What?
I'm not going to lie to you.
Jacob, if you had to give up, it would probably be that one.
He is quite the opponent.
He is quite the opponent.
Five minute breaks.
Oh, you got you.
You got you.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go watch this game.
She's not here.
Who am I watching you?
Is it Squeaks vs. Jacob Big?
Squeaks vs. Jacob Big.
Squeaks vs. Jacob Big?
Oh, I'll powerful as the graph thing.
He put Squeaks in the dust.
He's waiting to get hurt.
He bleeds.
Is that your god?
Is that your god?
I've seen him bleed.
I've seen him bleed.
No way you speak to me here!
That was not a good E-boy.
I
Grab me I did not somebody
That man did not flash too long
What are they even doing right now
Oh
Any guys the grab any guys the grab who can see that coming all my goodness
That's one more grab
Oh, he did the grab!
How's another grab?
Oh, he tried to do it there in the grab!
How's another grab?
Oh, what the, this is neck and neck.
Neck and neck, boys.
Try the grab attack, you haven't used it yet.
Oh, that's where he went wrong.
There's a grab attack that you can do on the robot.
I don't think he knows how to do it though.
I don't think he, can someone text him?
Maybe he knows how to use the grab attack.
Oh, oh, if he'd known the grab attack,
it would have been over.
It would have been Dunjo. It would have been Dunjo.
Jake and the Big would have not lashed me a moment longer.
We still can't turn our match, apparently.
Let's watch the final round. I think this is the final round between Mr. Jake and Big and Mr. Squeeze.
How is Squeeze going to die?
If this is done, how is he going to die?
Use the grab attack!
Squeaks, grab!
You can only have them so much.
You can only have them so much.
He actually did the grab attack right here.
Ready? Okay, alright, okay, alright. Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Where's the jet?
Oh!
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it!
I know Gigi is a cool guy, but we are not taking it easy on her, gentlemen.
We are not taking it easy.
We will eviscerate her!
Right here, right now!
No mercy!
I have to ship to the city.
Pop a fresh six minutes of life.
Is it am I doing say wrong?
You can play against Genji on the right side arcade.
No way she is Darius as well.
Oh my goodness.
It was she's very sad stuff. I don't use the robot guy
What I was in you
Lock it in boys lock it
So no birthday
is a shield.
Right!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Thank you, Arthur! Thank you, Arthur!
Thank you, Arthur! Thank you, Arthur!
I would do it pretty oh
Oh
Good job
Yeah
Oh
Hey, hey, how about that?
Thank you!
good work boys good work all right best run three best run three best run three
best run three we are not we are not out of the wood jack we are not out of the wood
jack boys
That is not a bad idea.
Prepare yourself, Ionian.
It's victory or death.
I am always prepared.
I will fight you, I promise.
Right.
Let's go!
Take that, you foul beast!
Take that!
Take that!
Why don't you have no health, Bill?
What the...
Oh
We can't get much more can you
my goodness
Who I forgot what guy was
I was going good for a second there.
Oh
Doing pretty good what doing pretty good
Hmm
Good to start off will be you can play good to do. Oh wait. Oh, that was that one
Yeah, we're done with that one right with that one with that
RIP GG RIP GG RIP GG RIP GG RIP. Alright, she was a worthy competitor a worthy competitor, but
Unfortunately for Genji. I'm very good and
Clicking the same button
20 times
So then
So she lost so she lost
Well, I'm on fire right now. Oh my goodness
We're on fire right now boys
Let me go back to my crew tell them about the good news
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, I am fantastic news. I am I heard two and one
I
And I'm about to go crush in me room for a three and one overall score you needed you being true
No, it's actually massive. I'm doing what I think I might be I don't know
I have to go in I would be back with a three and one score promptly
I'll be amazing. I'll be back. Okay. Good luck guys. Cheers for you. I won't eat it. Good luck to you good Sam
I don't know how to really start a game too much is Amiru a.m.k. Amiru is a
is a pro. Hey guys, by the way, why don't we have two bars of health at the beginning?
Do we have two bars of health at the beginning? I thought Juggernaut gave you two bars of
I mean, how?
Uh, hmm.
You need to grab when they block.
You just lost to speed.
Jogs only get one, just stronger.
Oh, just stronger, just stronger.
Gotcha, okay.
Come on, Miu, come on.
Come over, come over here.
Come, come over here, Miu.
Over here, Mr. Miu.
Oh, yes, over here.
And over here, Miu, right here.
Come on Amiru come here over here Amiru come on come on over over here Amiru right here
Come on Amiru
Right over here Amiru come right here. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's on you. She's on you. She's on you me. I
Don't match boys. I face I'm a second lock it in boys. Okay. Oh
Oh my goodness, no way she has robot grab hands.
She's too fast, too fast, too fast.
Stay, Marty boys!
Get it!
I should know I'm not much of a f***er.
I'll sneak your resin close past the leaves in my face.
I love a little strong in your mind, but...
Right!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Heck, you're the demon!
Yeah
I
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
I made it!
I made it!
We did it!
We did it!
Get out of here!
We're kind of crazy in this game.
You guys, we're kind of crazy in this game.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
I'll kill yourself.
I'll kill myself.
I'm always prepared for either outcome.
She should have expected me to do a medium attack, some of us jump over and
do the heavy attack right off the rip, boys.
Right off the rip.
Psych out with this medium attack.
What?
God.
This is a job.
You think you can play as good job?
How could I?
One, two.
You think you can play as good job?
I think you can.
How could I?
What the fuck?
Get out of the-
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
We know that was supposed to be a down hit, what happened?
I
Oh, that's not good. That's not good for me.
Thank you, underfa-fish!
Yes!
We will finish! We will finish!
Hey, yeah, yeah, too easy.
Too easy.
Give the buggy a challenge, man.
Uh, all right, time to go tell the team.
Time to go bring the good news to the team.
Boys, all right, three and one.
Peanut, I just saw that game, bro.
I just saw that game on Zip right now.
Oh, I, uh, I've been in full mass for the last half hour.
That was fucking crazy. I'm not even joking, bro. I kind of-
Do you actually not play any off-stream?
I- I played about an hour and a half before tonight's- oh, today's thing.
Okay, okay. I can see- I feel like that I want to have paid off fucking b-
Easily. Easily.
Yeah, I'm competitive right now.
I want to hear show out you're talking to mr. Dablin show up show on I put on go up in my city
I put on for my city. That's what I do. I
Mean dude you you'll do anything to win. That's what I that's what I want to hear. Hey, who did you just beat peanut?
You
Brother you're on another level P. I'm sorry forever thanking you didn't have a chance
I'm over here. I won my first game one and two. Come on
I'd be a doubt. Oh good work. Yeah, that was my last match. Am I done? Oh, how does it work?
You put you're going to the next round. Oh, that was just one. Okay guys. That was just run one
Yeah, I got I got a buy now as well after I watch I mean, are we all done with our matches?
I might go now hop in practice. So how many do we need? We it's four matches, right?
I don't know.
I-
BOOM!
It's a GTE W!
MAMALONICUS LAST!
MADSUM SHIT!
MADSUM TURNED TOGETHER!
GTE W SHIT!
MAD MAN!
MAD MAN!
Good luck, you do good.
I let the die.
You impressed with my skills out there, were you, Mr. GTE W?
Yeah, so basically what I did was press the save button, one thousand times, and I won.
And I won that is what happens. Thank you, Mr. D. E. D. W. I would be highly impressed as well
I would be fairly impressed as well. Thank you. Good sir. You are fine gentlemen of great stature and increasing baller
Thank you, my boy. It's very kind of you big man. I would not let you down. I would not let any of you boys down
Oh, Mr. Perkins, Mr. Tiny Rick, what good man, good man, thank you, my boy, thank you,
my boy.
Your one key theory of Billy's are go to Mr. Me, thank you, Mr. Josh, thank you, Mr.
Josh, thank you.
You know what I'm telling you, if you just press K over and over again, you just win.
It's that easy.
It's that easy.
That's the whole script.
That's the whole strad. That's it. That's the matter.
Wait, I think, okay, let me see. So that was, I don't understand.
Wait, I see that there was five rounds, and I just played, well, I had a buy round.
So I played, quote unquote, five rounds. I don't know what we'd do next.
what we do next I don't understand do I I don't see anything here that says I play
anyone oh mr. Flowmaster mr. Turd and mr. North Stopper what was good man good man
thank you my boy I'm telling you I don't see anything I don't see a single thing
let me let me let me scroll up let me scroll up and see if they show I see
Oh, I see what's going on here.
Oh, wait, that actually might not be a good thing.
I just want actually.
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold up.
Wait.
Oh, God.
Oh, wait, I don't think that's a good thing that I just want.
Wait, hold up.
I'm reading this correctly.
I think all that means is that none of those mattered and we're about to face really hard
players.
But I could be wrong.
be wrong I could be wrong though they didn't throw they would definitely want
their guys winning for sure that way they go against the hard guys I just I
don't know if I can go get the hard guys because my attacks only work against
someone who's new someone who's still is gonna see what I'm doing in
countering. Easily, easily. I'm tired of you.
Mr. Blaine, bubble-mole, I can do that to myself!
Shit! My ship! Don't you tap into my ship!
My man, my man! Good lad, you do good. I like you.
Daaah! I think you devious a dog. You devious a dog!
Good to see you, Mr. Blaine. I see you were highly impressed with my skills as well.
Mr. and Mr. Blitz, I'm going to give it to you straight.
Okay, you mind if I give it to you straight? You mind if I level with you?
If I am reading this chart correctly, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die a horrible violent death, and we're gonna lose.
But I am not very good at reading, so there's a good chance I am wrong and we will be fine.
Oh, wait.
Feel free to step away if needed.
Take a quick break as we project 15 to 20 minutes
until all groups are done.
Oh, ah.
OK.
All right.
OK, we have a bit of downtime.
We have a bit of downtime.
Thanks, you give Mr. Blitz.
Here's my boy.
Thanks, you give my life.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Talk to my confiderace.
Hey, boys, how you doing?
Hey, guys.
The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.
Did you drop all four back?
the call. Wait, all four. You mean all four. I'm only play two matches. What are you talking
about? I was asking what your what your stuff was. Wait, wait, we played four matches.
Yeah, you play four matches. Yeah, I think so. I had a buy. I have a way. Are you doing
all your matches? Yeah, I'm done. I'm just I am on the training. I have a hunch. Would you mind
would you mind telling me how the next one of this tournament works dude I
don't think anyone knows because if I'm just gonna win I actually shouldn't have
won what I just won because let me tell you what's gonna happen I'm gonna be
put into the higher group with the people that also won and they will be
because my skillset only works against people who don't know what they're doing
I don't think so. I don't think so. Typically, it's the people who win go against the bad ones and then they slowly work their way back up to each other.
Yeah.
But you did exactly what you needed to do to get higher.
I think that advice to play is high because you might get a second life for you. You might get to play against the newbies.
Oh, did you? How many matches did you win, Double Limb?
Uh, four.
What?
Wait, did you have a buy round?
Yeah, I have 40 and I have a buy
Right
All right guys want to get in my lobby right now, but it says there's no lobby associated with the code
Somehow you went 3-1 which is kind of fucking
Congratulations, thank you, Mr. Big Frank now one day still waiting for my fizzling match. Oh, dude. You got this
You got this AT&T spaded the beginning. We worked it. How does it work?
Who do I go against that?
Is it the hard people that the easy people the medium people is it random?
We already went to be lose. Are we in the are we in the leader? We are we are we are we telling behind? How's it work boys?
It would have been
There's a website for the rules can you believe that?
No, I can't there's a website you can go to
here we go here we go all right oh yeah wait I found it I found it I found it
you guys ready there's three squares here format competitors have been split
into four groups of five for a best of three round robin.
I, um, the top four competitors of each group will then move on to a 16 player
single elimination bracket.
All matches would be best of three.
Okay.
So I think if you lose now, you're God forever.
Really?
Wait, let me read that.
Let me read that over time.
the top four competitors of each group I don't understand the top four are we a
group so that means just one of us is left behind or how does it work oh no I
see it group a group B group C group D
oh my god I don't think I made it in I think Jake and big is gonna take my
spot it's a big news one people it's a jake and big rules one no no out of that
that group, peanut, four of the people in each group are moving on and one person out
of the group doesn't move on.
So the person, I don't know who lost the most, let's say Genji.
If Genji was the one who didn't win a game, then she's out.
Okay.
And then lastly, each individual placement within bracket will correlate to a position
in the weekly overall scoring system.
I, I don't know, I don't know what that means.
From what I understand, we all play our placements,
the guy who didn't win at all, he's out, it's over.
Okay, got it.
Everyone else in the round, Robin,
so this was like shedding one ball for me, Scroop.
Because in my group, it squeaks Jacob Bick,
which I know once arounds, Imiru and Jinji and then me.
Who out of those five is left out?
Oh, oh no, are you sure about that?
Jinji, Emmy lost two, Jinji lost three.
oh oh my oh oh my oh oh my oh my you did this huh do you want to do it or
ask me something I do nothing I do nothing
Oh
Did you was homeschooled did you watch homeschooled that is too, but I don't know if that plays a factor in the tournament
I was like, bro, there's aim assist like what you you're playing on control like how is it possible?
Made a highlight reel of all my worst shots
I'm in my last match now, I'll let y'all know how good it is.
Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed.
Oh, Godspeed.
I got him.
This action has been great so far.
We are close to knowing how the round robin shook out,
which will then set up our bracket.
I keep seeing people say, show the bracket!
There's no bracket yet!
It's true.
We're waiting for the final matches,
which will then show how people did in the round robin,
which will then make the bracket.
Jeez, come on guys.
I should be like
What do you mean where's the break?
I gotta be like you idiot. What do you mean where's the bracket?
Hunch versus Fusely
Here's how Fusely's been doing we saw her fight a scrappy match of Ludwig earlier
I think our game plan looks great. She has a very solid foundation with the Caitlyn and then she's got the dairies for the back
I'm so happy to see you. Well, I was watching much
And it seems like
I think he's realizing that he needs to go forward, he's like wait a minute, I'm kind of getting shot to that.
Okay, sugar not Darius as Hutch's pick is the most Hutch thing of all time, just ever.
He's getting shot. You should be familiar with the shooting games, this is his specialty.
He plays a lot of League of Legends.
Yeah, you know
Okay, wait a minute wait a minute. Look if he gets in though. Yeah, if he gets in though
Yeah, but her there is kind of moving. She got the movement. We can punish this doesn't go for it gets the sweep
double sweep Oh
Finally a chance
Come on back
You should break out, you should!
Ohhhh.
I'm not gonna lie to you, that sniper lady, I played against her today.
Off-screen.
She is the most god-awful, annoying cheese character in this entire game.
Fusely should be shamed.
Fusely should be shamed in the Town Square, but even...
Considerate.
Picking that character.
character. Fortunately, I might be able to win because I played literally like 10 rounds against
a person that was using that bullshit character and I won like 4 out of 10 times. So we might be
able to do it. The trick is that you can only shoot in groups of 2 and you can medium attack
her cupcake. So all you do is you block the 2, medium attack the cupcake, move up, block the 2,
a medium attack the cupcake block to go in and start hitting
the first time ever ride over it, which is a sick.
Oh, my God, you gotta get out of there.
Oh, the orange Darius.
Yo, this is how I feel when I play Darius, too.
I'm glad it's not just me.
Yo, my man says, yelling, you're next.
You're next.
Yo, he has used his fury once.
He doesn't need it.
He don't need it.
Oh my
This is what they're it look at anybody at home wants to know what happens when you play Darius is just that don't have any neighbors
Baby sleeping in the room. You're gonna wake him up from screaming
Oh my god
Of course I'm a lumberjack
You know a Darius player when you see
She's slow
I'm seeing some things in chat that apparently she had a
I think she might have just said it she's finally getting the loss for that game
I
Gotta say oh my goodness. Let me take a hunch is on a generation around right here a generation
I don't I know this isn't the past
No, no, no, no, no this is
Like medium-heavy special and then it's like no, no, no, no
I think this may be
I think this may be I thought this was a recording
You try to swing again. No, you're not dead, but man, you're in danger. Yeah, oh
It looks like it's gonna be trouble here. She is in
He can't be stopped! He can't be stopped!
He's too good! He's just too good!
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Bunch of screaming right now and I'm pretty sure he legitimately can't see what's going on.
There's Sand in the pocket! Let's go!
That's what's up.
Wait, they're on the same stage as us on the last round.
Do we need to restart?
He's beatbugging him.
Last round for the round, Robin, right?
So we're on our first round here trying to figure out how to get the bragging figured out.
He's overbugging.
Who will be the five players eliminated and from which teams?
Because getting the gold slings is a pretty big factor
All right, this is Katarina versus Neyja
Oh my goodness, Neyja is locked in
Neyja is locked in boys. Let's take a beef in here. Let's take a beef
She's on the right side. He's the robot
She could stand still
What is going on here? What is going on here?
Oh
That was a strategy.
Is he playing on keyboard?
I think he's playing on keyboard.
He might be.
Oh my god!
Oh!
He has no idea what he just did there.
That's okay. I love it.
I mean, honestly, playing on keyboard,
for those games, pretty good.
Oh my god, she's dead.
He did?
My man's playing possum right now, bro.
He just hit him with the bodywarp!
This is the most he's tried to do.
My goodness, this is neck and neck.
This is so close.
One more combo and he's got this.
One more combo and Nadeshot has this in the bag.
Come on, Nadeshot.
I was actually close.
I was actually close.
Aw.
Aw.
Good try, good try, good try, good try, good try,
good try, good try, good try, good try.
Good try, that was impressive, that was impressive.
That was impressive.
That was incredibly impressive.
Nadeshot, let me tell you something.
One second, I'll close it.
Just watched you, that was impressive.
I had the impressive Nadeshot.
I could tell you were in a lot.
In there, brother.
No, I was dialed.
I sort of figured out towards the end.
You were dialed up.
Not great.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, you were dialed in.
I can't move.
Let me lock in, let me lock in.
Yeah, okay.
You got this, bro.
Some stuff sorted here with these last matches.
I'm cracking up this, you know.
Watching Nadeshot sit there while we buy some time here
for a second to get these follow matches played,
This reminds me of one of my only fighting game memories.
High school, we had laptops,
and people had like, you know,
USB sticks and different games on them,
and one of the games was King of Fighters.
And people would, we would be at lunch,
people would finish eating,
and we'd play on the same laptop,
and someone would be on one side of the keyboard,
and someone would be on the other,
so it'd kind of be like,
are you serious?
And someone would be like this,
and then the other person would be like this,
and you'd be playing the same keyboard.
But now the keyboard gets like locked.
He's not here, he's not here.
And my boy Andre, though, I think my high school buddies are watching this right now.
I'm gonna call you out, Andre.
My buddy Andre would always key lock.
He would press, he would get the lead and then hold four buttons so you could only do
one thing at once.
He got some rat stuff.
That is, I'm gonna tell you right now, you've never heard of a story like that in my life,
but I'm glad you were the first to tell me.
I got you.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
Hunters out on the left side boys, Hunters out on the left side.
He's not doing too good. He's not doing too good.
He gets one good couple right here. He's got Caitlyn down.
Or 0-8 limits.
Caitlyn, that's okay. That's a seed.
Come on. Come on. What? What?
Yes, yes, yes!
What the? I don't want to say how did he put it in there.
When he opened the pit of the screen.
I punched him. I didn't get in trouble. I'll say that.
We got to beat up all your friends.
I got you.
It's not my bad.
my back if he puts this off that would be incredible oh my goodness thank you I guess we are actually
back now with Hunch we don't leave this is game two Fuzzi versus Hunch actually block
this is a defensive mechanic in the game oh and he had his break as well oh he saved him
He's keeping it.
He's just lagging.
He's just seeing it.
Look at him running.
He's giving it all to Trig.
An incredible shot.
Oh.
He came out the gate.
Triggin'.
He came out the gate.
Triggin'.
Kiting him the whole time.
You're like, yeah.
Old-Eyed.
I want to get out.
Old-Eyed was sick.
Did you just shoot it?
Oh.
Hey, Aimee.
Yeah, try not.
Aimee for the big shot.
But this is not the real thing.
Fucking.
Ah!
Shit.
I'm fucking-
AHHHHH!
Hey man, you three buddies.
Hey man!
He's on the ski-store.
Go ahead and pick it up.
He's completely free.
He does pop it though.
He does pop it though.
You got this!
You got this!
Oh, he's got this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
1-1.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I mean that's the thing if you dare has got to get in it's not easy to get in on Katelyn as there is you know
He's just a man. He's got no help. He's just a guy with an axe against the guns and traps. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
I'm playing it's just night for lady. It's just night for lady. Let me tell you. Oh my goodness
Oh, wow, this is Caitlyn's gear man
This is what happens. This is what she did in our game. She got the rifle. What did I say boys? What did I say?
Oh, oh, anyone who used that game, this would be shame, shame, shame, shame, shame!
Who's the one who's the street?
Yeah, get in the stairs and then...
Yeah.
Oh, that's gonna hit, I think.
Oh, Rift to level three? This is a lot of damage.
I don't even know how you do that!
You're not level three damage.
I don't even know what that is!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Wait, and he's gonna be right on, Caitlyn, right?
Yeah.
It's like, it's right there in the corner.
Oh, man!
She used the gun. She used the gun. First time this match. I don't know if you saw him yet to look closely. You actually had to look closely.
She used, she used the gun.
Look at that. Oh no. She's gonna die in chips. She's dead.
Oh he's doing it. He's doing it.
Come on, Gary. Come on now.
He's doing it!
He's doing it!
Oh man, there he is.
This is a tough spot.
That is so good!
That's the hook into the throw.
That is winnable. She just needs one.
Okay.
Come on, Hutch. Come on, Hutch.
Figure out how to use your fury.
Figure out how to use your fury immediately.
Oh my gosh!
They're just swaying it.
Oh, it's gonna whiz.
I think runs it finds the sweep Kalim's available as well. Oh
I got if you do how to use fury. Oh my god chance
He had it to do I'm telling you if he got one hit off with that medium
Definitely getting the hang out of like what I'm turning tables immediately. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Oh Lily up against Katamina, okay
Final matches around Robin movie peach you versus Katamina if she's a little alright combo into the tag
I don't I was like what?
She has spin dash available that was gonna be a kill so I like the
It's kind of cool for a colleague to get in on people like
Yeah, where she like dashed across
We just got the VRs.
You didn't get a perfect game.
Not Fimo.
Yeah, man, it's a pretty weird book.
I don't know if I know this one.
How am I going to do the Fury PD?
Listen, Mr. Hyde, listen to me.
Let me turn these guys down for a second.
Let me turn these guys down for a second. Listen, boys.
Do I want to teach Mr. Hunt how to use Fury?
Absolutely.
I think it could improve his game and even turn the tide
on some of these matches, but let me tell you, from someone who sucks-
AHHHHHH!
At a game like this, if I was in a tournament, and someone told me the super deluxe,
wooshy pinky fingerhold of ultimate death and destruction,
all it would do is fuck me up.
All it would do is take all the training I already know, and throw it out the window
while I try to do this new thing that I've never done before.
what it's that's just how it is boys that's just how it goes that's just how it goes that's just
that's how the cookie crumbles that's how the cookie crumbles
gotta knock down honor double pick up
really Timo is is very good it's definitely the star of the show her aria is good but
definitely Timo is her best character yeah definitely first time we've seen her playing
the first in the I'm just gonna tell him just because I think we have some
doubt about you yeah I think it's a hunch yeah mr. hutch listen listen listen
listen listen listen I just told my buggy ladies that telling you a new
thing is the worst thing I could do for you right now but let me just tell you
a new thing and you can choose hey guys all right hold on Dave shot you last
Yeah, that's no worries
Hodge when you see fury or or or break at the top of your screen on that bar if you hit M and
Period at the same time. I'm playing on a controller
Well, all right, then then fuck yourself
Yep, of course any time any time good luck with that good shit seven dogs in this office
I lost every single game, I got a chicken to eat.
Biggest quarter yet.
Don't worry Yvonne, similar things are happening over here, so no worries.
No worries.
Mr. Hutch, I'm getting worried that it's right trigger and A.
Right trigger and A.
And what that does, you know when they get you in a 30 hit loop and you literally can't
fucking move?
Yeah.
All that guys breaks it right down the middle and shoots him back.
resets the whole playing field in the middle of whatever the fuck they're doing. Got it.
Now I'm sure there's better terminology that someone better than this game can tell you what
it actually does. That's how I use it. I don't know what else it does, but it works for now.
It also gives you a damage bonus and lets you dash cancel moves that would be unsafe. So for
example, when you do your like S2, S2, where you like swipe them twice, you can dash forward after
that and cancel the animation, which is like the kind of stun that happens after you use a move.
So it basically just lets you mash dashes between your attacks while also doing a shit ton more damage
than normal
Period. We must keep it simple. We must
Abilities it's like every character in the game has two special moves. Who's winning so far? I have no idea
I think we are definitely
So you have like five attacks like I would say we have definitely done last place
That's what that's to is like, but I have no idea. I don't even know if they work
So I got word first either though. We did second. I would say there is that how are those
What I'm doing
Combo
Amazing, okay, so I wasn't missing something that I super important
What is going on?
This is going to be good for you.
Perfect.
Next up, Lyft.
Brody, buddy.
Good job.
Are you pouring out?
He's right behind me, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what she's like.
That's exactly what she's like.
Dude, she was going down there.
Your game.
That sounds good to me, bro.
I love it.
Oh.
Game.
And Chad, I just want to be clear at the time
that 100 D's had Doublelift on our League of Legends
roster, we were all sponsored by AT&T at that time.
So Doublelift, 100 D's, AT&T, it all kind of
like what a natural flow of energy, right?
Exactly.
I mean, whatever you just said is incredible.
But let me tell you something else.
Usually, should be shamed for using the type of lady.
Usually should be shamed for using the type of lady.
Dude, did you see the tridings there?
Did you see me try to get to it?
I was just getting, it sheds me down to be mad.
On the big screen.
Just phonetically, can I have you say that one more time?
Is there any way to feed us some of the guys we've got?
Are you playing that?
What are you asking for?
Food?
Wait, keep jumping!
No, I put the kid in the safe one more time.
No!
What the?
The smile?
His opponent.
That he played.
Plastase.
That's the homogenous.
Amiru?
He's gone, he's gone.
He's gone.
Shut up.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
I'd smash
That was some high skill game play for the burping up right there.
Set out the burping up.
That was golly.
Oh my god.
He was actually killing me.
Absolutely hysterical.
That was awesome to take a look.
I will say Braum on myth.
Only one I saw playing Braum.
That was one thing I wanted to ask is we get ready to see the leaderboard here soon and
take a look at what our bracket's going to be.
Teemo played by Lily Pichu, Braum played by Myth, almost everyone's seen Darius.
Yeah.
For new players who might face Teemo for the first time in Bracket Stage, and it's a
single-managed Bracket.
I haven't faced Teemo just yet, but I don't think he's someone...
That's just good, boys.
We could probably take him out easy.
Yeah.
We should just have Sniper Lady.
But by then, he kicks out no one else to see.
My name is Keenlin DeSniper.
Maybe, boys, no, no, no.
Now is the time for switchbacks.
Now is the time for mastery of the St. Blufoten.
Maybe boys. No, no, no, that was not the time for switch.
That was the time for mastery.
I was out of the state.
So far, that's been that.
That's what I think from is like really good.
And second stuff.
Oh, so you think he's a straight up count?
That's what I was thinking.
I'm like, I think that's just not good
because everybody else there have.
All right, boys.
Oh, everybody's muted up.
Are we on the next section or?
It wasn't muted.
Is there anybody?
I won't be there, but you.
I'll watch you.
Yvonne, did you?
I got a chicken egg.
Oh, I got a chicken egg.
Yvonne, did you get fat zero?
Oh, my goodness, Yvonne.
Oh, oh, my goodness.
It's probably it's probably because you look
them off easy, if I had to guess, partly because you let them off with a little
warning. I get you, Yvonne, want to give them a chance to win. I totally
understand because we've already won the last two weeks. So you thought,
let's give them some hope, let's give them some hope so we can literally
snatch it away in week four and they will fear nothing but pain and torment.
Yeah, give them some glimmer of hope like this. Yes. Yes. Only first to
beat up at the glimpses. That's it from them. An excellent plan, Yvonne. An excellent plan.
Ah, good us. Good us. I know everyone's shaking when they see us in CS week. We were combined
two and twelve in Premier, win-loss. I don't know what that means. We literally played like
12 games and I think we went 2 and 10. We lost.
Isn't that bad?
Yes, that's horrible. What?
We have a 20% win rate playing together.
Wait, we all played together?
You don't remember what I'm like, yes?
Yeah.
Remember how I showed up when I ranked?
What's the mean first time for me, dude?
And you just forgot all about it.
We lost so much.
Oh, yeah!
No, no, I remember. I remember.
We went, what, was it 2 and 10?
Yes, thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, yeah, I remember that. I remember that. Yeah. No, that was oh
My goodness. No, I remember thinking. Oh, no, I do remember. I was remember thinking we are we two and nine right now and then you said
Don't we're two and ten and I go. Oh my goodness
That's right. Okay. Now I remember now remember this was double it this me. All right. Did you are chopped?
This week this this week was double it. This is me when we play
CS2, we are literally fighting people that are watching our streams 24-7 on and off the
quad. We will win CS2 easily. It would be a sweep. It would genuinely be a sweep. That
one I am most confident out of all of the games here, all of the games.
Yeah, no, honestly, I'm beat you. I'm pretty confident in CS. I mean, we're going to actually
play too right to this uh we're gonna do what i mean are we gonna play like some cs as a theme or
now yeah i'm down i'm down i'm in practice in the practice i love cs
hopefully no one is too stream sniping doing mr cs doing mr cs too
two.
Hearing Mr. CS2, hopefully no one is sleeping.
Dude, I'm just opening your stream.
Is that Twitch whispers on the bottom right?
Yes.
Every time I close out of all of them, I get sent one billion one.
So I have given up.
Dude, the only thing that reminds me of is a very certain streamer.
I didn't even know Twitch whispers were still a thing until now.
I have.
You're the only one I've ever seen that has it on.
Look, just because you said it one more showed up.
I don't even try to get rid of them anymore.
Do not open those on stream unless you want to play with fire, bro.
Of course. Of course. No, don't you worry.
Of course, I, no, don't you worry. Don't you worry. Yes.
I'm watching you watching the AT&T stream, watching me watching you.
No, I'm watching, I'm talking to you while I'm watching you, while you're watching me watching the AT&T stream, watching me play.
Well, I can't, my brain can't handle this.
I'm the team leader. I will do all the thinking for us. Don't need to worry. Thank you. No
I wonder how many hours Emory played
Bro, I think it's crazy. You're only three hours deep and you found the strategy mash medium over and over again
I don't know how you got okay, dude when I was like with you you kept doing like like
Launcher over and over again. I don't know if it was on purpose on accident
I was like you got you had to like quit using launchers so much and then somehow in the hour that you played you stopped
randomly doing launcher
Yeah, it's called self-improvement. Oh
My god, I need to get on that. Oh, so why can't I use launchers because it's slower than medium?
Yeah, it's super slow and if they block it then let's just say you're playing a dairies
Then he gets to mash medium if he blocks it and then it'll hit it'll punish. Oh
Oh, it's unsafe.
Oh, that's the last thing that we would want.
That's the last thing we would want.
We don't want that.
Get myth.
How is myth doing?
Did myth win all his games?
Your chat is too funny.
I can't.
I can't with your chat, bro.
What are they saying?
I'm both pretty.
Oh
In png win
Are we are we winning double it do we win
Dude, we're kind of crushing lowkey hutch is still in I think ways nature's still in I where's he owned?
Got it
Yvonne, are you still in even though you did the
The egg chicken egg? No. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure I'm out
Okay, okay, I also be out. Oh,
they bought everybody. No,
I should. Don't get my ice cream.
Yeah, that's a splendid plan.
A most dubious plan is Yvonne.
Let me see. So Nate shot.
Okay, I see that Nate shot is out.
and then who lost on group D?
It huts, huts in news, right?
Oh, I lost.
Half the team's out, half the team's out.
Oh, the brackets up, the brackets up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where?
Take out Amida, let's go!
Where, where, where, where's your bucket?
Oh, you're up against Emily Wang, P-Nut.
Focus up, brother.
Oh, is she good, is she good?
She's definitely not bad.
going even with Tyler wonderlier.
Oh, you got this though.
You got this.
We see this back in that you got this.
Bro, you got.
Well, we see this back in that.
We see that good boy.
It got sent to me in the fucking in my personal channel here.
I can I can browser up here.
I mean, I can show the whole bracket.
Yes, yes, yes, give me that bracket. Give me that bracket at once
at once sir at once at once
Yeah, I sent it to you in twitch whisper just um
Get bottom right real quick
Are you swag yellow six nine six nine six nine six nine six nine six?
There's no way. I'm against Lily Peach you first game. It's GG. It's over
It just doesn't even make it like we lose your out. Yes. I'm yeah, I think so
Guys, I feel three or be a five guys. Does anyone know?
Bro, okay. I don't know why isn't why why am I not against Ludwig or foosley?
Why why is there why is two teammates on the same?
They're they're knocking each other out
Be a three, okay, it's black ops three. I don't know
Yeah. Like, why, why, why does it have it like that?
Here's the, here's the bucket, everybody.
Here's the bucket, boys.
Looks like we are against every way.
And if we beat every way, we'll be against-
Pichu against me, somebody against Squeeze.
Oh my.
Like, no one's on the same team besides Ludwig and Foosley.
Oh my God, would, oh, well, well, well.
Yeah, here's what I'm gonna ask you.
Oh my God, if Pichu's on their team,
it also wouldn't even matter for me.
It was a fun time.
It was a fun time while lasted.
It was, it was a grand bonus time while it lasted.
A great time, even.
Yeah, all right, well, let's go beat Emily Wang
just for the street grand.
And then we'll lose.
And then we'll lose.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Who's double lift against oh kind of be that oh guys this kind of be the good are you gonna are you gonna?
You're getting a little are you you gonna be there?
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Watching live this week
You know what? He is white! He is white!
We can't do that as many champions as possible.
I'm gonna get another silly juice of wine. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
Looked like. So ladies and gentlemen, the player who played the most champions
Nadeshot is being recognized for his skill with multiple champions across the
round Robin's stage. Let's take a look at some of the plays.
Yes sir, yes sir, I'm sorry.
What am I doing, man? What am I doing?
How do I, is there, is there any chance? Like, how do I get to her? How do I do any damage? Or am I just kind of fucked?
Nadeshot 1 MVP.
Exactly.
You're definitely not fucked, yeah. Nadeshot has some highlights.
There's no way in fuck Nadeshot is 1 MVP. I WANT Nadeshot.
Wait, 1 MVP?
He sat on his robot ass the entire time.
He played the most characters.
He held down back 99% of the time, and this...
He played the most characters, that's too...
Um, okay.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how...
One of the biggest problems, I don't know how to help control her, or like...
I don't really know how to help anyone in terms of like, what, what, press, because I have different...
Um...
No, I'm just asking how do I get to her like what what should be my my approach in this fight?
Well, I can tell you as someone who is an amateur such as yourself. I faced her 10 times a day
Let me tell you what I did. She shoots in groups of two. Okay, so two
So block block then you press the down button
Which is s and you do a medium attack to destroy her cupcake on the ground
Right after that you then block again for the next two shots block block
Then you move forward down medium attack and just throw the cupcake on the ground
You do that over and over and over and over again, and you are close to do your combo
That's not that's Caitlyn, isn't it? I thought that's who you're talking about
No, I'm talking about Lily. I'm talking about that Teemo with the shrooms. Ah, then I have
no idea
Oh my god
Yes
If you have any other questions, touch dude, not hesitate to ask
We are we all winning oh
You guys I'm not gonna lie to you I will lose to Jake and make I will I
May win this next match, but I'm out of the game the match after that. There's no chance of me beating Jake
No, I don't say that you guys are fine in fighting games shit ram shit can happen
I almost fucking lost a dizzy kid in one round
Should I concern myself with destroying those mushrooms or should I try and like jump past them?
I'm not gonna lie. I don't really know much about the team a matchup either
Is using your sister the mushrooms which you don't have so
Yeah, I don't want to give you bad info what I would do is
I'd see how how locked in she is on anti years. So yeah, jumping in jumping in like skips kind of neutral in that way. If that doesn't work down as to is your fireball. So you can try kind of like throwing at fireballs when you have nothing to do full screen and walk
Wait, how do I do that? How do I do fireballs down as to wait?
Destroy cupcakes and mushrooms. Yes, but it's a very slow down as to
RT yeah
We that's for me is comma right comma. I
Think so yeah, it's as to is like his double slash boys is comma as to is comma as one of the period whole
So usually S1 on Daria's is not particularly it's not a very good button to press but like if they're only blocking it can kind of trap them
Like it's like a good end
Let's say you like medium heavy and then you do S1. That's like kind of rare, but you can do that
But down is to yeah, you can throw fireballs you're not gonna win the the war of attrition against Timo
You need to get in some now. That's what I'm saying guys. Hey guys
guys. Hello, congrats on MVP. Thank you very much. Uh, thank you so much, everybody. I'm
just going to go ahead and ask all my other teammates, the four of you to lock in please.
I've clearly displayed my talents and contributed everything I can to this tournament. And I
just feel like maybe some people, especially doublet and peanut, don't care. They don't
care about the results. What do you mean? I appreciate you, bro. I appreciate you even
more than double it dies okay so much I was lying to me so it's a little more
upside down than I thought yes no but when you were muted double lift was
slandering your slandering your name and I I said stop stop thank God for
you peanut yes yes okay I don't know what we do now because I feel like a
team vibes kind of messed up a little fucked up but maybe just everybody play
hard. I've been playing hard this entire AT&T tournament. Perfect. Because my wife, she said that all of you guys in the call, especially Hutch, like you guys aren't shit. That's what she said. Your wife said that about Hutch? Yeah. And then she said, Yvonne, you're the best player in our team. But the gentleman, they'll never respect that on this call. They're just not going to appreciate that.
Fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. How did she find that out?
Yeah, it's unbelievable. Oh, sorry guys
I'm you up right now cuz I'm a little upset about what my family unit is doing over here
But I'm cheering you guys on my side. Good luck
Thank you. I have to open Pokemon packs to piss peanut off. Thank you. Good thinking. Good thinking
I will use that rage like a thousand lions to take down my next impulse.
Alright, you win. Is that what a stroke feels like? If you won this battle, if you won this
battle, I would be back for the next one.
Well, at least you lost my brain cells after that. I don't even know what you're saying.
Where do I go to face my next opponent?
Oh, I see. I see.
Stand back.
Stand back, gentlemen.
Leave a pattern upon our heads.
I just went into a casual match by accident.
Like you do. Like you do.
Like you do
And here we are there we are locked in it
I'm gonna take a quick pee pee. I'm going to pee
Now!
I'll be right back!
Be right back!
I have returned! I have returned!
Watch your head! I do not have it!
You've no time for this blatant racism! It is time to lock it!
Why are you doing respond to my P-text?
All right, okay, all right
Right, okay, right
Right, okay
Be down as to destroy mushrooms and cupcakes, okay, that's what it was. It's really me. I can practice by myself in just a second. How do you?
Damnit.
Casual, select your skills.
A colleague.
He does select.
To the destination.
The down, and as two.
The way down is two.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Okay.
All right, I see now.
Alright, if there's mushrooms, you just hit one of these bad boys.
You see that boys? You see that?
That's the techies, that's the techies.
One of these gentlemen.
Good thing, uh, it's a plan.
Then we're good to go.
Okay, alright.
How much damage does that do?
Not much.
How much is a full attack deal?
Oh, it's an incredulous amount.
How much do one of these do?
Oh, an even more incredulous amount.
He's just still alive take one of these
Oh, oh she we need help oh
All right, okay, all right
Back we go wait hold on I gotta have my speed for a second just in case just in case it shows the code one day one day
What would you?
There we go
Heard peanut x every way you're good to start your match
Lock it in boy, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in boy, lock it in.
Never thought I would have an Ioni.
Come and f**k him you're not anyone.
Yeah!
We went that attack once!
It's not working!
There we go, yes, yes!
Oh, oh, you feed me a dog!
I keep missing the Alpricot, dammit!
It's not working!
Yeah!
We're shot at, we're shot at, we're shot at.
That's the oddest part, bitch!
That's the oddest part, bitch!
YEEEEEEEATCH!
Arrreeeatch!
No way!
That would be pretty cool if I could play the game.
That would be pretty cool if I could play the game.
The cut is not working!
Oh, it is over, it is over!
Oh, I've invested, oh!
I've invested, I've invested, I've invested!
Fucking boys, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking...
YEEEAAAH!
I'd be cool if I could play the game, I'd be pretty chill, but have you ready?
Whenever you're ready, I'd love to play the game, at any moment I'll be able to play the
game, no worries.
Ah, this is my favorite part when I get to play the game, oh my goodness, oh my goodness,
it's actually happening, this is my favorite part right here.
Oh
Oh
What'd it say? Oh my goodness you gave it all you gave it all we gave her all
We gave it all to be given. We gave it all we give her all they check this one
Wait, can we tell Peter to hold this man's wait hold up. What's going on?
And why they why they had any guys hold the match
I was just practiced.
I think they are checking the bracket.
double this is locked. Are we about to get a freebie?
He's locked. I think I'm about to get a freebie. They told me to part my match after I lost it.
Amazing. Oh, no. What do you mean? Oh, never mind. I keep the loss. I keep the loss.
Great news. I never mind. Let me tell you something. Emily Wegg is a force to be reckoned with.
has the she has this game down to a T combos that last hours hours.
Okay. I could have a family have children.
My children could have children and hop on the game just in time for her to finish her
combo and start start attacking back.
Okay. So what happened though?
That's all great news.
Great updates.
She seems like a dog, but like conflicting reports.
So did we get the winner or not?
Well, not yet. It's bench two out of three. I lost one of them. Oh, you're fine. You're fine.
Mash them buttons, dude. Do it. Do it. Do it.
I'm matching this. I'm telling you, one of my main attacks, right? I ax up. When they're jumping
on me, it's simply not working. It's simply not working. And I'll tell you, if it was working,
I would have had that easily. Oh, me the uppercut. Me the uppercut.
The uppercut is what lost us there, the uppercut is what lost us there. We cannot miss a single uppercut this next time.
The hutch one is round. Fantastic, oh fantastic. Don't use the uppercut. Oh, you know what?
We should think of other stupid things that we shouldn't do. Does anyone have else? Any other dumb suggestions?
That way we can get them out of the way, whoosh, we can get them out of the way, and then we can start thinking of good ones.
Quickly put all the stupid suggestions to the chat quick!
There we are! Okay, perfect!
Oh my god, we're good to go!
Alright, lock it in boys. Lock it in, gentlemen. Lock it in.
Lock it in.
We're bringing this back. We're bringing this back.
We're bringing this back. We're bringing this back. Here we go.
We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back. Right here, right now.
Right here, right now.
Select your virus!
There it is!
Joshua, allow me!
Select your fuse!
There it is! You select your fuse!
This is gonna be a tough one.
Maintain the destination.
Switch it up a bit.
Throw off a balance.
Mocking.
Mocking!
My...
What kind of warrior uses a shield to win?
It's gonna be more aggressive!
the time was but I keep dashing I would never stop that's it my turn no not yet
Yeah!
What?
My opportunity never connects!
Oh
That lap it that lap it
All right
Yes, I saw it.
Ah, that is fine.
Take your time.
I don't want to burden you.
Just let me know when I can fit in your schedule.
Take your time.
No need to worry about me.
Ah!
Yeah!
Now I'm going to you, Bastard!
No way!
Let me know what it's my turn.
Let me know.
I'm waiting here recently.
Let me know I'm ready whenever you are.
How well, how well, how well, how well, how well, how well,
oh, well, what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
What is, ah, did you see, did you see that one part
when we hit him?
That was, someone clip that, someone clip that.
Oh, what a sweet delight, what a sweet delight.
A sweet little treat, a sweet little treat.
There's no idea how hard I actually mean it and tip it.
If you spend a thousand hours playing fighting games, you'd probably also get good.
You spend a thousand hours playing CS and then you're hitting cases.
There's been a nice run out.
It's literally just about time spent and also effort.
I'd say your thousand hours of CS is really different than your average viewer's thousand
hours because you learn lineups, you'll watch a match and try to like, oh, I like that angle
he played.
Oh, like why is he jiggling that angle like it's what is he was was like don't thinking when he's doing this like so
You're a game. I have a sound of news. I lost as well
No
Hey, I'm gonna tell you this. I'm not a lost
But damn it. I lost throwing fucking punches brother. I took a whole match from her
I did not we were watching you brother very typical performance. You look good
I thought you're gonna win for a second, bro. You were I gave you that little bit of happiness
Is it not?
No, it's not.
Now, genuinely, go watch the video.
I actually thought you were going to win, bro.
You played great, man.
You played great.
We didn't see you.
We didn't see you, but out of goal, man.
I was suspended in the air being brutally fucked
for five minutes.
No, we didn't.
Wait, who do you play against?
I played against Emily Wang.
She would genuinely keep me in the air for five minutes,
And then when you thought it was done,
she would switch characters and continue the combination
and keep me in the air for another five minutes.
Okay, well actually, I feel so much better about myself
because that's why I'm just,
Hutch, I wanna hear everything you have to say,
but I just wanna say this.
Yeah, no, go ahead.
Both people that you guys lost to
is who has absolutely beaten the living fuck out of me.
For the first time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who played, bro?
So, yo, Hutch, I had no idea how to deal
with her little mushrooms that she was throwing out there.
So thank God you figured it out for the time.
Brother P, I'm not kidding you.
At one point in time, he got so grand
that I sat in the corner and blocked
until the match ran out of time,
which I didn't know was possible.
I didn't know that he was not just running time.
I ran the whole match.
I was like, I'm not gonna die to this shit.
And then it got to the point where I just said,
fuck it, I'm gonna rush her,
and I actually started winning.
Good point.
I just ran at her, bro.
I ran at her just hope for the best.
Good work out there, bud.
So, hold on.
So, hold on.
Let me get a status report.
Yvonne, are you still in the tournament?
Did you go to Bracket Yvonne?
Okay, she's not here.
Does anyone know if Yvonne went to Bracket?
No, I think Yvonne got knocked out as well.
You both got knocked out first round.
Okay, so Doublelift is our last hope.
Our last hope, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta send this guy like a edible range band
or like a birthday cake
or something that's just going to get him excited about his opportunity to win for the team up.
What do we do? What do we think?
I got some chicken and rice on the way boys.
Artie ordered some nice dinner.
Needs nothing from us. He's locked.
So who's up next? Who's up next?
I think this is going to be a shit ton of matches, but
we're out of the tournament now, right? We're out of the tournament now?
No, we're not because we still have a whole kid in a stubble list.
But I'm going to us as in everybody
Yeah, no, but us means like us like it's team like we win together we lose together it's fine
You know is the team dude. That's what you don't understand. Oh
It's perfect. We're all still in the tournament. That's true. That's true
you. I got a lot. I got a lot.
Chat saying since I won a round, I might have actually placed higher than you. What? I know
I won around as well. I won around as well. No, I won like an entire match. Oh, oh, yeah,
I did not do that. I did not. I did not do that. I did not do that. I did not do that.
We'll continue to play
Place that you go higher is gonna improve our points. So even these next games is a loser's bracket
Yeah, yeah, you know about that. What I guess is in the lowest brackets 2026 turn lower frack lowest bracket. Well, hold up, wait
Where do I find this this lowest bracket?
Just Google 18 team losers. I'm gonna put this on windowed
I want to move. Let me tell you, let me tell you, this is honestly a tournament against
guys who just started this week who could spam better and then the guys would want to
do it.
But that's that's every that I'm not kidding you peanut every single tournament I've done these this is my third AT&T
It is always that in the fighting game
It is double lived and the other people who know what they're doing at the last and we just try and see who can wait at the beginning
Game every year brother and guys. I have great news
I'm proud. I'm ugly and I'm proud. I'm ugly and I'm proud.
I think I did pretty good out there.
You got no hands. How could you play this shit?
You got no hands. Like this unbelievable tip worth four.
I was talking about you out there. I looked at you, but I didn't.
Oh, I don't want to play.
I can pull my thumb.
I'm not going to play.
Fuck you, good job.
Fuck you.
We have CS. We're going to be fine.
What happened?
What happened?
We just keep focused on CS.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I, wait, wait.
What if someone's losing?
Whoever loses the taken big and scump match is who I'm playing against.
I'm gonna play scump.
Is he good?
No, I think taking big.
Taking big absolutely dominated me with genuinely no effort whatsoever.
Last time I played him.
Oh.
I think I could possibly be scump.
I think Scum is an FPS player.
Yeah, idiot.
Yeah.
Lightweight, no reaction.
Lightweight, no reaction.
You got it.
We should insult him personally before and after the match,
not as a player of the game, but as a person.
You want me to send him some text right now
on how he should feel about the way that he's this every single day?
Yes.
Yes, at once.
Okay.
You have not done already.
at once they're excited once do not waste any one time okay I'm gonna put this
in quotations peanut dash yo Seth hold up is it hold on that way I think this is
good for you no no I got no need to say that message any quotations yo you fuck
like shit and your hair sucks I would imagine this comes dick game is
impressive that he's already gonna know that's a lie and he's not gonna be
affected by this say something more believable like I bet you sit as long
and not girthy hey I already sent it up oh yeah 9 20 p.m. peanut dash yo you
fuck like shit in your hair sauce. He has a good man as well. He's already going to
know that we're that we're lying there.
Something's cooking. Wait, is something cooking? Is something waiting?
So far from him, he's moved on to our top eight. This week's live and now I believe a consolation match or something along those lines
if you're exactly...
Consolation match?
Awesome bracket action to kick things off.
What's a consolation match? What's that boys?
How it's all shaking on out. We're gonna go from 16 players down to eight and then here on the main broadcast
You're gonna watch every single match that happens from top 8 to top 4 to our grand finals
So a lot of actions still to come here on the main screen
The Darius you know I'm into Lily Petru mushrooms
Nearly got he nearly did it. Yeah, but it wasn't enough for hunch
It wasn't enough for hutch to get him through
I think Lily showed a lot of people out there that she has a strategy that not many other people are gonna be able to employ really
Because what's like
The robot grab what's left? Yeah, that's an impressive strategy
It's a lot of derriest is in the lousy from Tyler one right? Yeah, all right. Oh, he's serious
All right, there is we have a right on the whole one out of scum and Jake the big
Hey, guys who want out of Jake the big oh Jake one. Okay. All right. Okay. We can beat scum we can we can beat scum
easily. But is there any way we can work back into the the winners bracket? If we guys if we do
good enough can we work our way back into the winners bracket?
Well then we will dominate the losers bracket. Yes, that is what we will do. We will dominate the
You dominate the losers bracket and hopefully that does something for the team, I'm not
quite sure if that does, but we will do it.
Where's where's Mr. Where's Mr. Scumbag flying Dutchman hex
boys is Emily Wame, Jacob Bank, Max and Osha is any of these
gentlemen scum?
That's right, that's right, that, that is the ultimate goal.
How can you do this?
We believe in you.
Mr. Woodhouse, you devious dog, devious dog, take you, Mr. Woodhouse.
Mr. Woodhouse is right.
Yeah, Pee, you didn't have a chance against Emily, oh my God, she's a demon.
I'm trying my hardest boss.
Dude fighting games are just crazy to get into.
You didn't like love being punished.
Like a bad kitten.
You tried my best.
Thousand hours of getting your ass beat.
Hold on.
Just two sentences in sequence with each other, it's not crazy.
Wait hold on I will punish scum for the discord kenten
Oh I will punish him
Wait are you going to scum?
Oh yes
And I am just so happen to be a discord mutterer as well
Oh my god we got to end that game before we get to the game with him
There has been a bad kenten
Naaaaaa
Oh my god one of my chat is telling me you can turn off wikwiskers actually
On our own that would be
It's amazing. I have been streaming for three years and I have not been able to figure out how to do that
I
Know it sounds like I'm talking up like I'm from
The kitty bottom but in the lower part
But down down bro down down. It's whatever that is called, but kitty bottom deep or something
That is not what I'm doing
You got hacked it out man, that thing in your throat?
Rock bottom, rock bottom.
Oh my god dude, I didn't even know until halfway through that's what you're doing.
I said that's not what I'm doing, just consistent.
That was a go-to episode.
That was a go-to episode. You only went to SPAC and Lili and Sous?
No I didn't, that was the only one that matters to me.
That was yeah, that should be the only one is right. You didn't knew it was absolutely trash
Well, I see I have a lot of things about the battery, but you know what the people of time was there was a shit
There's something wrong with you, I think no there's something very right
Yeah, I don't have a nice place to put all my trophies from this tournament after I beat something else. Oh
Oh my god dude scum's actually he's not bad. He's not bad, but you got this
He's gonna not you just your kitchen and I will I will punish himself
Where's my enemy there's my enemy
you have been
not be
this court kitten
comment will be your next to come
Oh, okay, got it.
There we are. There we are.
Why are we not starting he's been astrayed with there's no time to say we
It's time to fight Mr. Sharp.
I just don't know what he's doing.
He's shooting right there, so he's nothing.
But we have all these arcades over here
that we can be playing at.
That's, where's the, where's the new,
where's the new bracket at?
Where's the...
Yo, double lift.
Hey, double lift.
Get ready to be cracked.
Oh my goodness.
Yes, sir, what's up, bro?
What's up, boss?
He's the ever-living fuck out of him.
Okay?
Hey, do me this favor.
When you have him by the throat
and you're contemplating on...
I know what I wanna say.
Indignant.
And you're thinking maybe I'll let him hit me one time
so he feels good.
Don't.
What?
He is fucking naked.
Ground key of villains. Ground key of bad.
Oh, okay, there we go, there we go, there we go.
That'll keep my ass off, all right, you need a-
We will save it for the arena!
I'm gonna, uh, I've been fucking kind of practicing a little bit,
because I'm not that comfortable on Ari,
but maybe for some reason I'll just play Darius mostly.
This is what he's gonna do, okay?
I've played him all the way he's gonna do.
He's gonna look for grabs if you're blocking,
And he's gonna do every single time he has one old he has two. He always does like this dual old
Yeah, you would actually get nice and ten
Just where the bars
I don't know what that is brother. I have no idea what you're referring to right now.
You're locked up left. We believe in you.
You're a champion. Brother, I just ran to Lily and almost beat her.
That's insane. That's your highest. I don't know what you're talking about very well.
We might have already lost the tournament because we only have one guy that can get above
Balls off the mushroom. I don't even know if you go in she gonna hit you up here. Oh, no
I don't know if you can win this tournament anymore boys started beating her ass and made it close
If you lose to me
What oh
Is that a continuation of get ready to be cracked or does he have something to us to say after the if the if you lose to me
We double lift this thing.
We see a peep, we see a peep.
We see a peep, we see a peep.
Is he double lift, is he double lift right here?
Oh my goodness, he's on the left, he's on the left.
Summit one, he's on the right.
Double lift on the left, Summit one, he's on the right.
He's got a clean game plan, he is very, very, very solid.
He also got a bunch of coaching for this as well.
Damn.
Which I know a lot of people did.
Quite a few people got coaching before this,
but I know Double has spent a lot of time
doing rep work to getting ready for this.
And gosh, he is very clean as you saw
but that brings life far right there.
I mean, we were talking to Double
and he was like, nah man, I come to like kill.
Like when he learns how to play a game,
he really learns how to play a game.
And it's really interesting to see,
especially considering he's so gifted at these other games.
they gifted but he's just a part of it so seeing him come to training is like this games like
especially when it's something that's like a possible game it's really cool but when you see
just how effective he is.
Right down the oak alley where we're seeing him from devil's chip now, summit has a chance.
Is he alive?
Is he alive?
The patient's on defense not the throw tech.
I mean it's Darius putting all the work right there he didn't even need the arc.
Oh my goodness.
And no reaction.
No reaction.
Look at him.
Sometimes I like to play on our combo once again for double lift
in a good spot.
You were talking about these corner combos.
Jeez.
That's both characters, but not all the way in.
So R is going to take a bit of damage,
but various, safe, and sound.
He's going to super to get the kill.
Looking good.
Double.
He's actually a strong and cold killer.
And the other thing is, is that he obviously
is very good at that.
That was a fighting game.
This is a little different than the stuff
You've seen him do well
He is knitting
And he's back, you know, he's played
Oh
That was sick. Yeah, that was that was a very good punch
He didn't he knew he still used one of his recombo reactions, so he like did the perfect
That's almost as good as you can get his
Okay, goblins living up to the name the legacy
Here at annihilated
I'm just gonna say, see me in the next video.
See me in CS next video?
Did you see that?
Yeah, we'll see who's next.
He's a monster!
He's a monster!
That is Mr. 7.
I'll take you guys.
I don't like it out of this combo.
Help me out!
Oh my goodness.
He has locked it.
Oh my goodness.
He's locked it.
He has locked it.
He has locked it.
Oh my goodness.
Keep your eyes on the bottom scene gentlemen prepare for a fist to rapidly start approaching it
He should be in jail for what he is doing to summit
It should be locked up forever
Not looking good for summit 1d so far
She's a perfect swan.
Why are they doing that?
Where's your chance?
I like the balls. Out of my blood.
Oh my goodness.
This has to be illegal.
It has to be illegal.
He can't be doing this to another gentleman.
I mean, Mr. Southern is...
He cannot withstand such powerful forces.
here. I've stepped away from the bathroom for a second guys. How's it going? You know, it's real
scrappy. Lots of scrappy. Oh, she's got a couple of good hits in this round. Very impressive. Very
impressive. Very impressive. Very impressive. My character, brother. Oh, no. One player game.
All right, a quick pause from the elder abuse. Let's check if our game is ready.
No, not yet, not yet, all right, back to the LLVs.
I'm just playing a game.
Oh my gosh.
We can see him in water.
It's the 1v1 game.
Hey, double lift.
This is the way to go.
I was breathing, saying he is terrifying.
He's not so much better at the game.
See, I saw him playing for like the first time.
Six billion lights.
You could see, you know, his fighting game back was really good,
Really good, but man, he's learned the game so fast. He's gotten so good so quickly
He just see I don't know how does he have time to be this good at all these different games? That's a great question
I mean, he's good at CS also. Yes. Well, it might be the highest rated in premiere of anyone in the whole
No, bitch. I would be like 25 K
What's obvious I knew he was
I think he's like top 5% North America get out of his odd damn, so it's like what week is he we get none of them
My goodness all right well double lift has moved on
He's so good. I assume we're just gonna go down the brown. Oh, yeah into our she is fake
She is not me. Oh, no. Did you just see that man play versus our fifth
Look they've got double up the head so most of them should not be looking forward to that but guys
Get your head in the fucking game!
What are you expecting?
Get your head in the fucking game!
That's gonna be a good match. I mean, Miss characters are good at dealing with the zone.
That is one thing that he has going for him.
Oh, he's an archer?
But I think both Vi and R are pretty good at navigating around what Lily's team wants to do.
She's in the chat?
Yeah, I think the big winner is Jake and Big for being C2.
Who have played with her?
That's the side of Doublelift.
Oh yes!
That is a blessing for sure because you don't have to kill them until...
Way down the hook!
Obviously hide somebody. She obviously hide somebody actually is a
repose as you see I say guys guys keep up keep up guys guys keep up guys keep
up guys guys keep up keep up keep up
stay locked stay down and because of that he can kind of control his own
destiny a little bit we're still not ready he can't be dragged down by maybe
adapt on malphite and league of legends sorry adapt hey you know what he he
actually hit his old unlike the turner i played him or marlin dude
i saw there's a lot of my double and i'm not leader
i'm just just psyching of course you know just psyching of course
just psyching just psyching of course yes mr yoni yes you're just psyching
who said that i was the club of marlin that was
That was but a mere touch!
They're like, no man!
Past the touch!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
I got to somebody send me that clip ASAP.
I got to see this.
Reminds me of me.
It's hard!
I mean, it's hard when you're near.
It's really hard, bro.
It's hard.
Killing Spon't come from a world of consoles, bro.
It is not a lot of times.
I force myself to play on keyboard because I want to look cool.
I don't know if you guys are...
I just want to look cool like you guys, alright?
with WSA D to move around.
That is not intuitive to me by hands.
Oh wait, I'm gonna start.
It's free emails for you.
We're good to start boys.
We're good to start.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right, lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
You're going to dominate this discord station.
Lock it.
What?
What did we learn last time I forgot?
What did we learn to learn something new?
What did we learn?
What did we learn?
What did we learn?
What did we learn again?
We learned something down
S2 for 5.
Oh, yes, down S2, down S2.
Oh, that wasn't even applied in this match.
That wasn't even applied in this match.
He has no Teemo or the lady.
The kind of warrior who doesn't get hit...
Well...
Ready?
Let's go!
Just that just called jizzing!
Super Nashi!
Super Nashi!
Super Nashi!
Super Nashi!
Get out of here!
Wait!
I don't want to get...
Get me! Get some land!
Get lost!
I mean to do that!
Just know that!
Know that I licked the ground in there!
That was odd preface!
Oh, Kale?
Right off Kale's back?
Hooray!
Too easy, too easy!
Give the Bungleator a challenge, man.
Bad three match, bad eight quick rematch.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I
Yeah!
Okay, alright!
School without doing it to them, not in school without doing it to me!
Not in school!
Not in school without doing it to us!
Yeah!
I
Took a let's get one more what we got we got one more. We should have one more
Yeah!
Yeah!
I got you!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Too easy! Too easy!
Too easy! Too easy!
Let's go!
Oh, no.
Take the other four, take the other.
And your brakes.
And you didn't see this one coming.
Perhaps, perhaps this one as well.
Yeah!
And your brakes.
Yeah
It's their boy good work out there gentlemen
That way winners good work boy good work
You know, you hit him with the cross up down heavy like four times in Alaskan.
That was so good.
Well, I saw from the previous match that he was doing the exact same thing over and over
again.
So I thought I would switch it up with the only other combo that I know.
Yeah.
No, that was so good.
That's actually, it's actually very hard.
I've messed that up a lot. The jump over down heavy into a full combo. It's hard to do.
Wait, my favorite is who is win versus scump huge. I feel like that's a massive win.
That's a huge win, right?
I won as well. I won as well.
Wait, Hodge, what did you mean?
I just, uh, I beat Dizzy kitten.
Nice, nice.
Oh my god, wait.
That's two points, baby.
Really? There's points? I'll wait to win as your points.
each time we win we're a higher seat up it's only a couple of points per person
but a DL wins that could be the difference
Listen I will be the biggest loser in this entire tournament Mr. Doublelift you can count on me
Biggest loser
I knew I could count on you guys
Thank you Genji thank you Genji
No I'm still kind of hungover for me to see
What is EDC is that?
I thought I did. I thought it's
twice. Double if your wife is
fake. She doesn't exist. I thought
I'd fill you in and kind of give
it to you. Rip the bandaid off
now. Dude, I'm not even I'm not
even going to lie. The biggest
reason why I wanted to become a
pro gamer is to get a hot wife
And so, mission accomplished.
Congratulations, Devil.
That's why I retired from all of my fates.
Congratulations. I...
Congratulations. Congratulations to Olivia.
I always enjoy seeing how those dreams come true.
I know.
Uplifting. Uplifting each other.
Yeah, it was that one.
Oh no, you meant it like that.
We're a team. We support each other. We uplift each other.
Yeah, I'm happy for you guys.
Team PM is number one in the standings, guys.
Are we actually winning?
Well, the tournament, yeah. I don't know about this.
Overall, we're hard with it.
I will face the winner of Imiru vs Fusely, which Fusely will for sure win that because he is shameful.
shameful and playing the sniper lady I will have to yes I agree actually that
fucking girl is shameful shameful shameful shame on her oh fuses a
oh fuses a lady oh my body oh sorry she is shameful shameful using the sniper
lady. I was practicing girl.
What?
Peanut, peanut, peanut.
You there?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm fighting Squeaks next, bro.
You beat him, right?
Yes.
Listen, Squeaks is going to stand the grab from the robot.
You got to jump over him and hit him from the back.
The jump heavy.
He went way down.
Thomas, what I'm going to do is go wash his body when he did his scum.
I just want to stay mobile and and jump a lot actually if you want to look at my screen
I'll teach you exactly what you need to do. It's very simple. It's the same thing you've been doing with just one extra button
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking at that easily gonna be using this character
All you do is jump up hit him on the other side where he's not
Because you can block the other way you know what I mean?
I mean jump up hit him on the other side and then just go fight your meeting couple same thing you've been doing same thing you've been doing
Say they've been doing jump up hit him from the other side with the with the heavy same thing you've been doing same thing you've been doing
How do I how do I go into that little practice mode that you're in just go to the left side?
There's a giant thing this is practice you jump up jump up look and look down and press L for heavy heavy attack look down
Elf boom you jump over them boom right you have like you come on. I need how do you win? Oh
Yep, usually one oh my goodness. I am about to lose to the sniper lady. Oh
This is gonna be horrible
Wait, what is?
Oh, jeez.
Jesus.
Goddamn.
What is?
Goddamn.
What is?
This foosie ass of this shit she saw us?
Wait, you're good, Peanut.
Oh, oh, oh, thank God!
Ah!
What a-
Yeah.
Spend it, dudes!
Oh, okay, I played foosie.
Listen, listen, listen.
Say that.
Listen, this is what she's gonna do.
You actually can win.
All you have to do is you have to get past her, Cyper.
If you can, if you can cut the distance and get past your sniper and like get up on her, you win.
I have two strategies for this. I'm going to try them both out.
First strategy I'm going to try is playing extremely aggressive, closing that gap as soon as I can.
The second strategy I'm going to try is down, comma, which will throw out the fireballs and destroy the cuscocks.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Those are my two strategies against Miss Fusely.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Thanks, Mr. Freddy. Please, my wife.
I don't understand what I'm doing at all.
Oh Mr. Freddy, let's go TP him, I'll make a good man, good job man!
Yeah, can you look on us pretty quick and tell me what I'm doing at all?
Thank you my boy, don't you worry Freddy, I won't, I won't let you down!
Oh, I was doing the wrong attack, I was doing the wrong attack.
Are any of these people gonna TP you by the way?
I was eating, um, this here. Twitch, TV, Flash, Hutch.
Is anyone here, Fusely, is-
Are we not in the same, like, little-
Oh dude, oh dude, we'll be right there.
We can't, like, help each other out.
Yeah, that's right a little later than you think on the down heavy or else it'll whiff
She's not playing the cupcake person. I thought she was playing the cupcake little little little later on the AT&T broadcast
Even a little tiny bit earlier than that. Just getting the timing down
Even if even if she blocks it, you're really plus which means that you still get to take your turn
But if you hit it's a full combo if it doesn't hit and this is only useful if you're gonna cross
I just go for mediums if I'm far, right?
no heavy if you're far like right now at the round start right you'd do heavy
regular heavy okay you pay right now I'm gonna cross him up like this no I'm
just trying to lock it I like that yes use the tackle okay that's a good
adjustment I think like you could incorporate into your game is learning
He's taking the key to the blast.
The hook?
Because every school clown you guys have in your life has some of the best popos I have ever seen in my life.
She gets a grip, yeah?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Double assist though.
Oh!
That's the difference maker for sure.
Double assist is really important.
She gets her grip without you?
Oh!
Patience from Emily and...
Five minutes!
She can't get a punch.
Five minutes!
You are in the air getting pounded.
Look at the patience from she.
And then the two-h on the Jacobin.
You can't pin him down, he's up down, left right. Incredible players, incredible players.
He kept it nice and simple, asked you, asked you, and now, he just gets to run away, play by himself.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, that was so easy.
He's got combos and fear, and then just switch guides, do a combo from that guy and it's insane.
That was a tricky little setup yet.
set up yet. Got the XP bro. Yeah, he's got the XP. He's so. That's one thing I'm really
impressed with this place. Yeah, this repeat is as tiered. But thank you. Thank you, Mr.
Todd. Thank you. And it's very kind of you to say thank you. I've been doing lots of
squats and many, many thigh crunches. I appreciate that. I'm very glad. Okay, I'm
very glad. And I got a whole another partner to make the mix up even more potent. Yeah,
There's tags there's mixes look at the
Both that's both both characters. Oh, I almost had to go spin that
And the low
There's the break into the corner really slamming it again, and his allow it has looked really strong. I'm gonna start again
You see all right, right?
Pines pies pies pies pies. We're gonna start against you see here. We go here. We go here. We go
No.
Fucking.
Fucking it boys.
Fucking it.
Fucking it right here right now.
Right here right now in the history.
They will sing songs of us.
They will sing songs of us.
Around the campfire.
A thousand years from now.
Fucking.
Fuck.
He's a fighting pad.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, I have to get rid of the cyberlating quick.
I hope it's the first one out.
I think it is.
I think the cyberlating is the first one out.
But we spring right towards it.
Right towards it.
I think cyberlating is going to be the first one out.
We spring right towards it.
Get her out of the game.
Get her out of the game.
shield of the wind, the kind of warrior who doesn't get hit.
Yeah, yeah, we did it, we did it.
Let's go, double shot, take time.
Double shot, double shot, double shot, double shot, double shot, double shot, double shot.
Oh my goodness.
Thank yonder, barbies!
Oh, I missed it, I missed it.
How's your subni-inoj-
Oh, what do I, what do I?
No reaction.
Life wig?
No reaction.
Let's proceed.
Let us proceed.
I lack of armor.
Not yet.
I'm the last most villain.
Break!
Let's go!
Double tap!
Double tap!
Not on my watch!
Double tap!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
I've learned your ways, witch!
I've learned your ways!
No, not on my watch!
What?
The tap!
Oh, double tap!
Not on my watch!
Not on my watch!
Pussy!
Yeah!
Good thing I...
Good job.
Die.
Guys, we might be the best ever.
You see this?
You see this?
You see this?
I press the buttons and then they die.
It just keeps working it just keeps working.
Are we done?
Are you guys watching?
We gotta go to the game.
We gotta go to the game.
God, Hush just cleared around against fucking.
Guys, I just won again.
Yeah, you went crazy.
I
look at this
We're fine
I have to let him address me. I can't
There he is. There he is
We're good. You play hot. He wins my jump figured out. We're gonna have to maybe go with the money
Hey, that's stupid. That's the key
What what?
What's my play a little bit more defensive?
That's stupid what happened what what what do we just win like automatically that
does it matter who wins then team wise I tell you it matters glory wise but I'm
putting gas in the fucking dirt if he thinks he's about to come at me he's
easy about it. I'm just going to
I'm going to team up for the team.
It sounds like it might die man.
It might not matter team wise.
Let's go.
Oh my goodness.
Hutch is incredible.
Oh, he did the technique, he did the technique!
I'll be what he means but but he tried to do it.
Oh, oh my goodness, such prowess, such majesty.
Oh, he cannot be stopped.
He cannot be stopped.
He did it, he did it.
No, I saw that!
No, I saw that!
I just got like that.
I couldn't reaction.
I couldn't no reaction.
Holy shit!
Oh, besides, that was incredible.
That was incredible.
Thank you, P.
Thank you, P.
I'm getting word that now that you've won,
and I have won,
No, don't say it!
Damn!
It is for all of the marbles, it is for all of the marbles.
Wait, there's no one after us? It's just me and you?
I bet it's what I'm hearing. I'm not certain. I am not certain.
Alright, we gotta use voice comms during the fight.
Okay, alright. Should we go to another channel?
Yeah, I mean whatever. We can stay in here, we go to another channel. I don't care, but I'm talking shit to you.
That's for sure.
Wait, just to double check, instead of fucking things up, does it matter?
I know it sounds like it doesn't
but I just went double check.
Does it matter who wins team-wise?
Let's double check that because if it matters
I'm going to let you win or you let me win or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree.
We'll play some music as you beat my ass.
No, I'm trying to win the adversary.
I would be surprised if this was nothing
other than a neck and neck situation.
Thank you. Thank you. It's for
ninth and 10. So it doesn't
matter. Hey, yo, hey, no matter
what, me and you both lock in
in points. Come on. Let's go.
We got we got it. We won. We
have the biggest losers in the
entire game. We have the biggest
losers. But we are fighting for
who is the true loser of the
high attendance. Yes. I did. I think with us getting 9th and 10th in Doublelift winning.
I think we might be okay. I think there's a chance we get second. I don't think we're gonna get first.
No, because Ludwig's team has three in the final eight. Top eight, right? Yeah. Unless, of course,
other than that unless of course now listen unless of course that just think about it if this if the point system is based off of
Who is the best which is fine?
That's cool. I'm just saying something and yes
We have no chance at first
But if they built these brackets specifically so that good players that go gets good players and bad players that go gets bad players
And the points would be semi equal. It is still actually a chance. I just don't know how the point system works
I mean it's placement. It's nothing but the place that you get is the points that you get. Okay, never mind. You have no chance.
Chat saying the best we can get is second.
Well
That's still pretty good. That's still first place overall in the tournament moving into week four, baby. Yeah
No, it's still huge. It's like if one of the lower placing teams gets first
It doesn't matter because we're still not gonna win in CS.
Guys if the lower placing teams get first in this we honestly that might even scare us first more than if he had one
Yes, yes exactly
We're all competitors here, I like it
Well T1's team who's in last place right overall
Are they in last place overall G1?
How do I?
I think so. The only team that is close to us, I think in points is second to is second
to death. Ludwig's team is second apparently. Okay. And Ludwig's team is who's going to
go on Ludwig is last. Ludwig is last. Oh, Tyler one is second overall. How good is Tyler
one doing in this course of the tournament? So Tyler one place is placing high summit
placed in the final eight.
But I think, you be Genji, I be Dizzy,
knock both of them out, so we both got more points than them.
Adapt to say, OK, I'm so confused.
Let me just pull up the lead of one.
Wait, wait, wait, are we champions?
Is this already over?
Oh, no, Adapt's team.
Adapt's team's in second.
He wants in third.
This is really good.
Wait, wait.
Like overall?
thoughts should I should we do a ring ceremony here it is here we are in first
place with team peanut and 40 points second place is adapt 25 points who is
doing the best right now at twix kill that's the question who is doing who is
doing same i think blood was what we have two people in the simi finals right
now which is one week and really pj oh my god if team blood wins this
It genuinely might be double lift.
No, I don't like wins, wins other than double lift.
If Ludwig steam wins other than double lift,
that actually might secure his first place in the in the in the entire.
I'm not a judge.
You want to fuck the rest up?
Wait, so we want to double lift the winner.
Do we want to double it to win?
But we want the one way to be as close to double lift as possible.
We want Ludwig to win everything that Doublelift doesn't make.
Like second, third, fourth every day.
I think I'm about to fall.
Boys, we are not cheering for Ludwig's team.
Another one got mugged by Ludwig.
Hits fourth until the end of this week.
We are cheering for Ludwig's team.
We want Ludwig to win this next game.
No, we want Ludwig to lose against Doublelift,
but we want him to win against everyone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, obviously double if we want double if we get first we want team Ludwig to get every place below first as close as they can to first
Oh, I hate them all
They don't have something right now. Oh good luck deal
Hey, I have a new lobby code, but I'm not I'm not going right now
Yeah, yeah, he's walking
Okay, he's muted. We're good. He's muted. We're good. We're good. I'm yeah, don't go to the let's let's watch double it
We'll knock it out whenever they're not gonna watch us. We'll just knock it out after they are dead
They have now double text it for me to join
I tell him I can deal game we'll knock it out
Good understanding of what's doing this game because she is more time in this game than
Then double a thousand scale even though he's very good at fighting games, you know, she has a lot of practice
You're gonna have to get it.
What kind of shut up?
Nice out.
Look at him. Go. Look at him. Go.
But we already seen what
even though she does only have
one character already left right
now but there he is on the side.
You can definitely go down with
just the hit right here. Oh no.
Just a hit, that's all it takes.
That's okay, that's okay, he's still in it, he's still in it.
Uh-oh.
Sure, you're too good to go, you're too good.
Superness is coming in, getting a lot of space, but
Doublelift just waved it out, very smart.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks.
But that was a punish, by the way.
This should back up a lot, too.
Back to the corner we go on.
Doublelift, come on.
Doublelift, wake up buttons.
Nice blocks from Lily, though.
Come on, Doublelift, there he is, there he is.
There he is, there he is, there he is.
You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Oh
I'm gonna say the biggest thing is she can't get
Her team or died without basically playing the game
I like this
I like that
Yeah, biggest thing is last time she didn't get to place a lot of mushrooms she needs to get them on the screen
So I don't know
Yeah, I don't think from what I just saw him do right there. I don't think that's okay. That's okay. That's okay.
That's okay. Don't put him in the fight. Save it all.
There's gotta be a burst. Yeah.
The team are out of here, maybe looks for the flow and there's the end here.
He's been very consistent about that so far.
And you see what I'm talking about? How like as we get later in the states, like it comes together.
like they get so much better at being able to do it on reaction, calling out instantly and then just live on and take advantage of it.
Oh, that's okay. That's okay. A couple of hits. That's fine. Okay. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Here it is. Here it is. Right here. Right here. Come on. Finish, finish, finish, finish, finish.
Oh my goodness. How did you do that?
I don't get mushrooms out and call her back, I don't know if I've got a lot of practice.
Wow, impressive, impressive.
I'm taking a lot of space and making it really hard for me.
Oh, impressive, impressive.
You can't stop winning.
He's like holding on to this thing and letting that space he doesn't even try to try.
And like, Darius does so much damage that's how he clipped you into his flight.
I actually don't know what that means, but...
He wins.
And a lot of times you're panicking.
This is what if he dies.
He's proud and he just waits.
He wants you to do something to trip yourself up to lead you to the kill.
But here we go.
Game 2.
Really P.J. has to change something up.
If you want this to go a different way.
This is the semifinal by the way.
And Doublelift is definitely one of the favorites.
Especially not only.
And you now let her cuff gets both of them. Okay. All right. Okay. That was good
And you got the pickup on Darry's
Warm seat right here for the pickup nice combo familiar features. She's gonna get the limits
Oh, she got the tag on it. Okay, big extension. Oh, look at the image
Okay, and now she can go back to zoning. So team
The brush out the brush you can ignite it or teleport to it so it gives her a couple of extra options
Yeah, so she can teleport out of there, get some space for herself, jump away, like this looks pretty good for Lily so far, put more mushrooms out, shoot the slingshot.
Fine, fine, fine, just warming up, just warming up to fine.
When he was dealing with them earlier, it didn't look like any game matches everything that she just did in about half a second.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, immediately, immediately, all the health that she just did from number to eight, she's like 10 more!
He does it! He does it! No double! That's my guy!
That's the big man. He does it! No double! That's my guy!
He's in close game! He's in close game! He's calling in big!
But leave him behind!
You haven't seen it as much so far, but his Hickel firms are really nice.
He has great combos, and this should be the kill frame here. Orbs super...
Oh my god! Oh my god!
That does not hurt now for Lily.
Double it one round away.
That was a clean ending voice.
That was a clean ending.
That's what that's what the...
That's not a smile. That's like Noah's real.
Tom on the other side of the bracket. I'm scared.
We'll see how this is going.
If I was on the other side of the bracket, I'd be very happy. I wasn't on this side.
Yeah, I feel like that.
These committee crimes!
Other than this freak.
He's committing very solid crimes!
Yep, right in front.
These guys are criminal!
Come on, guys.
Really, she actually saved him.
Arrest that man!
you can see in the
Oh my god.
Too good.
Oh my goodness.
That was okay. I've seen better.
Time to join our next match. Are you ready?
I'm literally muted saying the exact same thing.
I'm in the lobby already. You see the join up.
We'll knock this out. I'll beat you 3-0 and we'll get out of here.
get out of here.
How naive.
How naive.
How naive.
Come on. Hurry it up.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Alright.
You think you're going to take your time?
Do you want to switch to another Discord channel?
Why not?
You want to be?
Okay.
I can do that.
Can you hear me, Mike?
Peanut, I want to
apologize and a dance here come here come over here come in the corner let's
talk about what it's in months for dirtying up my mop as I clean your
blood up after this match you're gonna understand you're gonna understand why
you picked me on your team because if you didn't I picked you for the photo ops
you fat bitch now get on the joysticks okay sit in the left seat if you're a
bitch all right oh one zero to one you win this round thank you you're the one
you're the one you're the one okay all right that's fine fine let's be cordial
let's be cordial you wanna wait one second we would take it yeah you would
you like first pick would you like first pick I would love first big I would love
I just had to get my outfit. I just had to get my uh, my mojo flowing. I hope you understand. No problem. I hope you understand. I hope you understand.
First picture, sir. Of course. Second picture, you.
I will match.
So many options. Um, I, uh, I'm going to go here. I'm going to go here.
Of course, of course. An excellent choice. An excellent choice for someone who wants to lose.
Ha ha ha ha.
Am I right, Fungalit?
Let me take a sip of the finest wine and all the stuff before I begin.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
We got a pick.
We got a pick.
We got a pick.
Cheers.
Select your pick.
Select your pick.
Sorry for skipping your pick.
I didn't want to.
So what vocation?
Oh, I mean, oh god, we got to pick one right now.
Pick one.
Pick one.
Pick one.
I better restart the counter.
Looks like I win the coin flip on the map.
Alright, 0-2, 0-2, 2-2, follow the race.
Ionians, the victory is ours.
Would you like to have a set of rules?
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
No quitting mid-match after I beat your ass.
I'm gonna kill you, you fucking peanut!
Rocket boys!
Get away!
I can't let you bow to me!
No!
What do you say to me?
Oh, shit.
Get away from me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see.
Oh.
He's one half of the total man.
Listen, I don't want to do this, too.
Listen, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you attack me.
What?
We could be lovers.
We could be-
God!
Oh, my God!
God!
I'm trying to be your friend.
I'm trying to be your friend!
Oh, boy, I miss tonight's guy!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I will kill this!
We're family, peanut!
I don't want to die!
I will!
Don't, don't come back over here.
Don't come back over here.
Don't.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm gonna kill you this time.
I hold my life.
I'd like to see you dry.
I'd like to see you dry.
Oh my goodness.
What?
Oh well, okay, all right, you can have this one, you can have this one, I didn't want
to do that.
I didn't want to do that.
You can have this one, you can have this one.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can I apologize?
Take that for me!
Oh no!
I have no info state!
He's info state!
I'm info state! I'm info state!
You cannot stop me, demon!
You cannot stop me!
Oh my goodness!
I'm so sorry!
Apologize!
Oh my goodness, I had a cool one liner coming out, but then I died.
I didn't want to do it!
You got lucky. You got lucky. There's still two more rounds in this. There's still two more rounds. You got lucky. You got lucky.
You're right. You're right. I'm sorry about that.
Why is this guy, he can show it. He doesn't do nothing.
I don't know, I'm not gonna do this.
Looking me. Looking cool as ever.
I'm sorry, Pete.
I'm sorry.
You have nothing to apologize for, Demon.
But oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Yeah!
What the hell?
What the?
No!
No!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
I'm sorry, Pete!
I'm sorry, Pete!
No!
What is this?
Take that, Muffins!
No!
What? How you not dead?
Peace. Let's talk about this. Watch, watch, watch. We can still lie to each other. We don't, we don't have to fight no more. Everybody wants us to die.
Die! What the hell? Die! Die!
Oh, wait. Stop, stop.
Hang on, I won!
Hey, I'm KS.
Darius wins!
It was a pleasure, Pete. It was a pleasure, and I love you.
Give me that nice place.
Give me out of this lobby.
That's why you picked me, P. Right there.
The underdog.
A small fry.
Yeah
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes that's how the cookie crumbles
How about we go watch our
Star pick do what he does. Let's go watch our shopping do what he does. That's let's do it. Let's walk this for this one
We tried our hardest out there boy.
We gave it our all.
We gave it everything we had.
It was simply too good.
It was simply too powerful.
I've been studying Jake and Jake versus Ludwig.
What happened?
Hodge beeping.
Dude, it was actual cinema.
Like it was so close.
It was literally, it was Naruto versus Sasuke.
Yes.
I mean, I was just saying.
It was fucking insane.
there was a movie all right all right we'll get some water get some water what
a typical performance from both of you gentlemen I think I'm gonna go play some
ranked while we're just doing nothing yeah get locked big dog come on you locked
it you locked it I'm gonna get a lot of hutch honestly what happened no bro that
That was crazy. I enjoyed every second of watching that match.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
I tried to find another solution mid-match, you know?
You tell yourself that you run that back over time?
I win this. I take it all.
I take it.
Can I tell you something?
Can I tell you something?
I will, and I mean, I will never play you in this game ever again.
So I can keep this over your head till the end of times, brother.
If I was given one more chance, a time reset, I would win it a thousand times over.
A thousand.
You win one out of a million matches, and that was that one.
That was that one.
I don't know even how I won, but yeah, I'll never play in good.
Good games, good games.
Gigi's good, Gigi's good.
What can you do, but can you do oh my goodness
I'm sorry boys. I'm sorry boys. I have let you down. I have let you down. Oh my god. Allow me is so
I can't learn. I feel like that's such a miss over to someone else played a lousy
I think they just had it that's all we were playing but we already know you to zip them
up in a body bag so I'm not concerned. He plays a very strong character. Yeah, don't
doubt it. We don't doubt you for a second though buddy. You got this Lutty. He said Lutty
in the game and it was rolling through my brain like he just called him Lutty. So I
I called DL Letty and I apologized for that.
I'm loving how he's got your name.
Damn, what a rational response.
And he's a rational, a third and a fourth.
Yo, you're making me ask you a little question.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, that's good.
That means they're fucking gonna win.
How many truths did you put down?
No, I truly have no idea what you're talking about.
How many waters did you put down from the moment
you got knocked out till now?
I've consumed a lot of water.
the final match was the final match double it was just
I can't wait to watch double it.
This brown pounder is shaking back. Here we go.
I dude my game is bugged as shit.
Ah.
Oh.
Oh.
The final match. The final match. The final match here boys.
The final match.
How you doing over there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I came back from the bathroom.
I want the magic head touch.
That's not true.
Keeping myself occupied, you know, since I ate some ice cream,
my dinner, I opened some Pokemon packs.
I opened some Pokemon zero.
You know, I got a sweater because I was feeling a little cold.
Lots of things happening.
Goblin win or lose. We will love you forever. I want you
You love me up on the winner, let's be honest here
Yeah, and you've on thinking maybe I mean wait, we're the way we're the main team right you may be
Very ugly, but that is okay. We love you. Thank you. I'm ugly and I'm proud
points. Oh, hey. All right.
We might actually be good at the eighth place match. No, no, it was ninth and
tenth, seven points for 10th, eight points for ninth.
I think double lifts first is going to carry weight.
Why does the fourth get three extra points, then fourth, the third get three
extra points, and the third to second get two extra points?
that's a big deal. That is like
does it turn against his brother?
Oh, the clown.
What a figment of your imagination.
You know, they're also playing after the first round.
Hey, and remember this double lift.
No matter what happens, we're whooping ass.
On CS2.
Whooping ass in CS2.
It's not even gonna be close.
Oh, I know.
I know we're crushing them in CS. You're dropping 30 every single game. We're playing. It's jumpin if not playing. What's going on here?
You're dropping 30
Losers back it's already done. We just compete that's more. That's my Nadeshot 50
I will dominate in top this fight. I will dominate I will dominate
I
Actually so big for our team because I was always complete dog shit with the op and
Okay, no
Peanut don't give that up to me. Yes. I
Yes, I can I'm very good at oping. I'm
some say the best
We don't know
I'm the best opera since simple despite where you see there's gonna be a moment where he says
Fuck it up. No armor. We have to never
I'd like to never said that that
Like he's an alcoholic
Out of it. He's gonna do it. I've never said that that's and the problem is like a crack pipe
He'll keep going back and doing it if he dies
He won't buy next round just to do it the round following
No, he's done nine rounds without no arm.
Okay, that does not sound like me twig whatsoever.
He is making up lies and slendering my name.
As we, as we speak, as we speak.
Can you have my back on this? Somebody, please, go.
Okay.
10,000 to cover the left side and 10,000 to cover the right side.
Big Mac, let me tell you something.
I've never said the words up no armor. I've never said the words up no armor
What not once not once? Oh, they're fighting for Michael
Yo, I'm not gonna lie
Last thing is all see the truck to conversation. I think we're just gonna win CS. I mean, there's no other way
Really? Yeah, as long as you don't buy that off with no
And she said I'm giving up on this and doing a combo.
Nina, you can take my allowance.
I thank you, Yvonne.
Thank you, Yvonne.
Don't you worry.
I am a CS2 professional.
I am a CS2 professional.
Yes, I was actually Simples mentor before he got big.
I will dominate in that tournament.
Up, no up.
I can kill the entire team with my bare arm, if needed.
You can do this here.
There's a chance that we can take out Lily Peaches.
Look at him go.
Can you help me get placed?
Placed?
Like in...
Like um...
Remember we were supposed to win all of our games so that I could find out what rank I was and instead we lost like eight.
No, that doesn't sound like us.
No.
Wait, what happened?
Really?
Um, lies.
I think your body's trying to break apart the team by fabricating misinformation, unfortunately. I
I will tell you
Her name is glue. That's her nickname. She's the glue of this team. So someone's lying and ate your mom
He's not a dis you bought your bond
Yvonne is lying like he's lying
My liar liar
That's a pot fire
Lion, lion, lion, petrify it.
Like every time you see me.
No, you're the liar.
Oh, honey.
I'm happy you're born to see me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let him have you.
You are the lion.
Lion, lion, lion, lion, lion, lion, lion, lion, lion,
lion, petrify it.
I'm the best on my name.
Lion, petrify it.
I'm the best on my nickname.
Lion, petrify it.
Lion, petrify it.
Those leaps and bounds.
Because it's left front of the fire.
Right front of the fire.
Left front of the fire.
Left front of the fire.
So it's always fun to watch people just get fundamental ideas.
She's losing as we have reached an impasse
This will be settled out on the battlefield
Hey guys, I just took my socks off just you guys now. Oh, we don't
That's where I will I've earned them I've earned them with all of my effort during today's tournament
What a performance out of this team
Yeah, what let's go Yvonne we're fucking
We give this team dimension dude
And like sipping drinks the whole time this is that's what we need right now
Summit or hutch and Peter were kind of make me a little nervous though
They were farting a little too much in their matchup like they were sitting still at some points like it almost seemed as if they weren't taking it that seriously
Do we think that Hutch beating Pinot was like a real result or was that part of the score?
You lost an hour and a half ago and then pounded 19 trulys.
Okay, so I'm not sure you want to equate who has the head of the game the most out of this team.
Just trying to figure out where my team captain's at, that's it.
Oh, at the top?
At the top?
Oh, the other thing that hit him at the top, but don't take it right to me.
What do you have against trulys?
But you were defending me?
Oh, so I mean, psych.
Just tiny bit.
I meant psych.
I meant psych.
It's OK.
I meant psych.
So I must have misunderstood.
I must have missed.
What I meant to say was, you tried your best an hour
and a half ago and then had 19 waters.
It's a little bit more difficult to clean hits on him.
And defense has been really good.
He's been doing it.
No, he's in the 10th major shot.
That's what I assume you meant.
To be honest with you, that's what I assume you meant.
Thank you.
Of course, of course.
He doesn't have a lot of opportunities where he's...
I guess he said no disrespect, but you're...
A terrible person. That's what I heard.
But the no disrespect part helped me a whole lot.
I said that about you?
No, I thought you said that about Yvonne, like...
Oh, Yvonne is the liar.
No, Yvonne is the liar.
Liar liar, pants are fire.
Just say it.
Not true.
The liar is lying.
It's crazy.
Oh!
She is trying to turn the times.
Do not believe her lies.
The Ludwig is locked in.
Let me tell you that 120p camera he's got, I can almost kind of picture what his face
looks like.
I can tell he is locked in the fucking right now.
Locked in.
Locked in.
I
Super much super lot
She's gonna call the AC 130
Oh
I don't even know who won that one
I don't know who won that one
I think she got her motorcycle license or drivers really want that one. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah
I can't even copy it what you're got here
I don't
I'm here. I'm sitting here watching with you gentlemen. I don't know
I don't know what's going on here.
I have no idea what's going on here.
Uh, hmmm.
Jake and Big hasn't lost a round yet.
I think he's probably going to be playing
Mr. Double and Jake and Big is actually the reason
we weren't in...
Honestly, that's kind of fucked.
Jake and Big's the reason we weren't in the top bracket.
Without Jake and Big, he was...
Oh, no, that's not true. I just made that up, actually.
It was Emily. Emily Wang.
Everybody, I lied. I lied!
I lied. I lied. Gotcha. Little joke. Little prank for you.
This can't be the double lift outfit now.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll have to figure out how to do it, but
to get the logistics done and and and figured out the pieces are there the
people we just haven't solved the puzzle we just haven't solved the puzzle of
course of course a great idea a grand idea a grand idea ah fantastic a great
idea a great idea
That's gonna be a combo into the super the hypersphere rush a lot of damage on that
And she has the corner as to a little pressure with Teemo after it gets the hit on Vah. She's got a far ball combo.
Okay Lily, I'm not worth for the kill.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, she keeps saying her Aari's not doing anything.
And I'm like, look at one of the last two games.
Yeah, I feel like her Teemo is doing less than her Aari right now. Like her Aari is putting in work.
Why should I grow up with your watching scripted gameplay start playing for real? This is trash.
Yeah, everybody else was playing Darius and stuff.
Somebody get that guy back to whatever asylum he's come. I don't even know what that means.
Is that what a flat person looks like? Is he about to tell me the Earth is flat? What does that even mean?
Is it? Sir, it's like a balloon! It's like a balloon!
is the allowee so not a lot of cool parts are like the top and then and the
never called part on the bottom on the bottom mm-hmm here you are shit
didn't get the end on that although flow and now with lots of meter she has the
screen she's got mushrooms out double if we have to this game decide to double
Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, I understand, I understand, at least. This is for third and fourth place.
And then there's one more game that's double-lifted in Jake and Big.
GG's right there on Boss Matchup. For the heart of Michael, you can see Ludwig immediately slumps back into his chair.
But here comes the final match! Here comes the final match!
And he double-lifts in Jake and Big right here, boys, right here.
That's it.
Godspeed, Jake and Big. Godspeed double-lift, Godspeed double-lift.
So soon, Doree.
Godspeed, gentlemen.
Can you see my gender?
Uh, Jacob makes a lot of joy in the training cabinet.
Is this allowed?
That's disqualification! That's disqualification!
He's training right now. He's doing a lot of second preparation. This is unfair.
That's disqualification. That's disqualification.
He's disqualified.
Hey!
He profusely.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm I'm I'm I'm cooking up the largest kidney stone you have ever imagined
Thank you, you thought I was waiting I was waiting for permission thank you
Okay, I'll be right back just in case enough see again before the thing
Don't let the game start without me. I feel like he's the underdog going up against double look cuz double lift is looking
Ridiculous right now. They're both good at different things too. It's the hard part
They both have different parts of the games that they're better at than the other so it's it's very tricky
It's hard to say I in in two matches like a first to two it could go either way. I is very hard to call
Wow, okay, so this is anyone's game from our experts here people leaning towards double lift
this potentially being the favorite, but if I've seen anything from Jake and
Bake throughout these years of the 18-T Nileator Cup, it's that this is where he
makes up the ground when his team is behind, so he's got an opportunity to
carry his team to a victory here. We are waiting, or you know, himself to a victory
which can help propel his team to a victory. We are just waiting for Jake and
Bake to join the lobby, so Jake and Bake, if you see this, join the lobby, please.
That would really mean the world. That would be awesome because I want to watch
and see how it all shook out what the final placements were and see how the points ended
on up and crown ourselves a winner of this week of the AT&T Annihilator Cup and if you're
enjoying the coverage of the AT&T Annihilator Cup, remember next week is the final week
of competition where we'll crown all four champions, where they will get the majority
of the $200,000 prize pool, $20,000 a person for the first place, and it's also counter-strike.
So that'll be fun to see.
Fuck you, good chair.
Gonna try to dice the Molly, and don't let him carry his team again, and if Tyler won't
get shoot straight, I'm not called anymore.
You know, that'll be a big factor, fast for sure.
I'm so curious to see how that goes.
I mean, there are some of such...
He's a really good host.
God, that's actually...
He's getting shot at.
Yeah.
That's like the first nice thing I've seen.
How good.
We lose for some reason.
Safe. Very naughty things against Mr. Courage.
I firstly, I've been at many of his tournaments.
He actually votes them quite well.
I hop in for some practice with your team.
That is a rarity that I am in some reason.
Congratulations sir, congratulations there.
I've been at many of Mr. Courage's tournaments.
I think he runs them quite smoothly.
This is where you're gonna play this bomb site is your home. This is we're gonna be better believe this dude. Jake and bake
He's gonna know everything you know smokes at pros don't know. Yeah, this guy's gonna be doing all kinds of notes
Yeah, he's gonna be making a calm like yeah, he's gonna be going crazy hard. I yelling like you're like what?
well, hey
That's next week. We still have our grand finals next week. That's sure. So we should be in here any second now
you chose
Jakenbake is ready to take. I chose double lift. It's a scrap. It's a showdown. Oh, no, man
made the best made the best man way
No matter what
Going up against jakenbake
It's gonna be a good one and the Darius's are off to the races both of them various point differences allow
Howie and Ari the two other characters that they have in the back.
Little bit of damage.
Backroll's out of there.
And there's the break.
He did it on block just to get him out of the center.
As well as double lift the fade away.
Oh.
Jumps in using that Arias to cover himself.
Back there are now a chance for Jake and Bane to get the first hit.
No!
Oh my goodness!
It's fine by Elias.
Strawberry wins.
Maybe he's having a lucky start.
Maybe double the beat is having a lucky start.
Let's take a beat, let's take a beat.
Double the beat.
Double the beat.
Double the beat.
Only needs one more big head with the areas in the corner, but then the roll out of there
He needs to slow this pace of his mashdown. I think it's far too scrappy for him
He likes to play a little bit more defensive and so far double it does not have it
It's already over!
And quickly as it begins, it's over!
Nice interrupt, but he didn't get the combo on that. That's what happened last Sunday of the hit too
He jumps back, finally capitalizing when you get those hits.
Good hit, good hit, here we go.
This is Jake's opportunity.
This is where we see those great, allowing combos.
Cool.
This is a great sequence to sit right into another.
That's great damage.
The key bottom time, knocked out in the corner,
stuck in all the tentacles.
He jumped in all the way.
Oh, yeah, he did the block.
That was almost a perfect combo right there.
He jumped in the opening.
He gets it again!
He gets it again!
He's in it!
He's trying to jump in.
He's trying to damage the game.
He's hopping over the assist.
But he's hopping right into danger with these two ages consistent two ages pick up after the head
But and you're dead headless. It's just like
They're chilling full life still by the way
He didn't get to kill but that was
Versus arry the one view for the round. I did say it's a while is better
Better enough to be double sorry and right now it's not looking at all. He drops the combo. Uh-oh
Double-F guy out of here. Jake's doing his best looking for a little bit of that crotch and medium on the other side doesn't find it
Oh, oh
No, I definitely scrapped it. Oh
Jigging big has some excellent box right now boys excellent box
Using that air hook to stall nice jump perfect break perfect break
That's all he needs!
Not quite enough.
And he's even the playing field!
Oh my goodness!
Within a few moments, the playing field is back!
Even!
He's fencing out the cheapest bear you saw there, and he's catered.
That's gonna be another character.
Well, my man, Doublelift is cooking right now.
2H on the side of Jake and Bacon.
Okay.
Wait, that's big damage on this hook.
Look at the damage on Ari.
60% is one hit away.
Another anti-air!
He should be able to kill.
Now this game is in the possibility of Jake and Jake getting the first round of game two.
Oh no, oh no.
Now it's just two men of the axis sitting on the ground.
Oh no.
Oh my god, almost had the hit.
Oh no.
Looking for something here.
You can have him pull something, he's gonna pull something out of his sleeve right now if you want to win this.
A little bit more.
Oh my goodness.
Using both of his characters on the system, whereas Deviliches has like the raw fighting game fundamentals.
So it's so interesting to see that both good at different things.
The tentacle super.
Oh my god, Chip will do it.
He's out of spanking of health.
He needs to find the courage to swing.
He needs to hit him one time, but he's not fighting.
Oh my goodness!
He's not coming back!
Don't go on and come back!
It could be the end of the round for somebody.
That jumps to a critical point.
Jake and Bate gets the thumb on the round.
That's your game.
That's your game.
That's your game.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Good try.
A little bit of damage, a lot of bit of belief.
And the charge hook that time, I think that was the first time we've seen charge hook
all day.
It's one of the areas that's like new tools, new shiny tools that's very good.
Oh, oh, oh no, oh, oh, the damage.
Absolutely ecstatic, oh.
S2, trying to bait something there, runs up, has more pressure behind, tags into the
Aria as well.
Eight years of no-go.
Finish him, finish him, finish him!
Now for Jake and Bates to get out of the corner, he does get out, he's trying to get
allow me into play but he's just having a nice block.
Geez, make it count.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Here's the title, guys.
Just three subscribers for two more.
He's got the Texas beat down there in the final.
Get down there, guys.
They got him to hit the whole one.
He's got the alert on.
I cannot believe that he kills the Darius.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
That's fine.
He's still in this.
He's still in this.
He's playing about equal health as one of his characters
combined.
Yeah, all that gray line up there.
oh my gosh
okay
what the
oh my god
it's still very scary
which one big hit from mr jiggard make it kill double it easily
he must stay out of the corner
out of the spider
oh my goodness
oh my gosh
one
game of peace in the grand finals.
One more baby.
One more, my man's got support in there.
Jacob, Joe, and Jacob make shake.
The Jacob make shake, he needs to bring it home.
Last match, last match, last match.
Winner, take all.
But he didn't believe in the combo.
Jacob makes it a choke, he's gonna choke.
Jacob makes it a choke.
He's trying to slow down a little bit there, gotta be a break.
I'm tagging into Darius, looking for the 2H, just not find it.
Both of them have been very good about anti-ang so far, but I like that. We're seeing a little bit more
A lot
Okay, send her out of so now just the Darius has the hit into the corner using the charge hook the Perry
Double strikes, which is a big win. Oh my god
He finds a jump out of the corner, but didn't believe in the combo or just too far away
Try to hook him back in but hook some stuff into a combo from Jake and break
He didn't get the jail. No meter needed. He could get this round, but that's a strong Ari back there, bro
You got a lot of gaming to do dude if you own
Oh, oh the falling almost got the lighting got the hip, but he didn't believe again
If he hit a special move there ssd super he would have built
Really tag early into a round he's almost exclusively been playing Darius until he dies
So trying something given here playing that Ari on point a little bit more
We could buttons nice the overhead again
Wow
Which he said is his better character between him and the tournament
battles it doesn't get much tougher than this so yeah this is gonna be tough nice break on the
tentacle the jump and now there's a hit for double it he's gonna have fury before he dies
this is it this is it eb e kills this person the whole tournament double points right here
oh my god oh that hit is scary fury allowing
Kill on Iry wait it didn't even match he has he's the same meter. He's got like 40% fury left
Jake and bake what are you doing? He's got the lead now cross up
Did you see that? Did you see that?
He can't be stopped. He can't stop winning. It's impossible.
Just like the annihilator cups of yesteryear, don't let me out supreme.
They both had moments.
My goodness double it incredible
Incredible I've never seen athleticism sportsmanship
gameplay as as high of a caliper in that situation
Oh, that's so fucking close you're insane bro, you're fucking nuts double it. Oh my goodness
Thank you guys. Thank you guys. I could have done without the team you guys
Yeah, yeah, don't worry, we got him there.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
You're just doing our part, camp.
You know, you're actually nuts, man.
For that situation, that was crazy.
We're now double if just one first place,
but did you see me and Peanut's knife in 10th place?
That's what I was going to say.
Boy, what a quick no reaction.
I'm a little afraid I feel like this team might be considered dynasty here pretty soon like I
Don't even know how you can question it at this point. I know we haven't won a multi championships
We won multi weeks. Maybe like a like a dynasty in that sense. No somebody
I don't even know what that nice. Yeah, you've lost the song
I perfect perfect. Oh, I know what he's saying
He's saying we're basically we're like the Yankees when they kept winning world series
Like gang is on yes, sure. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's con like we rule the entire world. We
Everybody's a spawn of us and our team one of five people
Oh, we're sending pigeons on fire into neighboring villages to take it over. I'm in
We catapult our sick and dead with over the walls of our enemy castle so that they all die of sickness as well
We have more horses
Our region of the world than the rest of the world combined. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, yes, we coat our spears with rabbit feces so that even if we don't kill them
immediately they will catch
Rabbit aids and then later on will we're still wet or rabies?
And that's what I was that's the one I was looking for not not rabbit aids
I'd say well, we're not afraid of water over here
In game in game of course in game of we will kill everyone
But they want a person and he shall fall in love with us and work for our cause exactly sure exactly
exactly. But yes, exactly, exactly. Now I want to see the point tally. I'm interested
to see if we could have possibly acquired second place. I mean, that'd be awesome.
I don't know if first, I don't think the first place is attainable in this, in this
one, but I, I'm, I, I think second place may be in the ballpark still.
I'm not really good at 2xK. I'm not really good at math, so I'm just gonna trust that
you know what you're talking about and absolutely.
How do we know who got what in this one?
Oh, man.
It's a good question.
Oh, cat's my captain.
Hey, Gina.
I'm getting word that it's possible that the leaderboard
is updated already?
Wait, what?
Already.
I'm checking now.
I'm refreshing the page.
No, I was one guy.
I was one guy.
I've been one guy viciously.
Guys, I think that we are being compared to the 1995
1996 Chicago Bulls
Honestly, they should be lucky if they're compared to us at this point. Hey, can you explain that in like League of Legends terms?
Well, we're in compared to like T1
Yeah, I see as I'm getting where the other people see the leaderboard as us at 55 points, which would mean we got second
I love you guys if I don't see you before you interview for what no, we love you
We love you
Yo
Man pick two pick a second different charity man. So it's your MVP every week. Come on pick a second. I can't switch my charity
Oh, that's true. That is true. Hey, she say how good I look fuck
Yes, you tell them that I've been hunched in the final loser round. Don't say that
No, I'm not sure about last week, but I know for a fact this week. He's definitely gonna shout out the entire team
It's gonna be great. You're seeing 55
And why do I see 40?
Hell yeah, me and Yvonne holding it down.
What do you think Doublelift was actually even doing?
Like, to be honest with you,
I don't know who was more valuable.
Doublelift.
I've refreshed a thousand times,
boys, I'm refreshing right here.
You see, you see?
Kids, well, considering it,
I'm refreshing, I'm refreshing.
Oh, oh my God, we did get second place.
Really?
Let's go!
No!
I will, I will, we get second place,
we get 15 points, right?
15 points for second place?
Yes, 15.
We got 15 points.
We got 15 points.
We got 15 points.
Repeat mine.
Wait, wait, wait.
Does that mean we get to go to C?
Oh my God, I keep running touchable because the place below us has 35, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think, oh my God, we won, we won the whole tournament.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, but we didn't play CS yet.
No, no, think about it, even if we get last place in CS, it's 5 points, we'll be at 60, and then team Ludwig gets first place, they'll be at 55, we already won, we won the whole tournament, it's over, it's over.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Where the winners are!
Oh, really?
Whoa!
How are you guys going to spend your 20,000?
I'm pre-ordering my Pokemon packs right now.
I'm going to get the biggest inflatable swan and put it in the ocean and send it over to
island and they're going to think there's a giant monster attacking it.
And then when they're distracted, I'm gonna sneak up behind them and take all their beer and liquor and put it on a wooden ship
Back to America
Local all you can eat buffet and just say this is for my tab and I'm gonna sit it down
Every time I walk in I don't want to talk to anybody. I don't want them to ask me to pay for it
I'm gonna grab a plate. I'm gonna help myself and everyone can fuck off. It's just about oh, yeah
And you sit you sit down you just judge other people from afar like you do people watching you just
Just judge them like so harshly, you know, you never met them before right right, huh? Exactly?
I don't know what you said, but I agree. Sure. Yeah, perfect
What do we do as this ever happened in AT&T tournament history like do you just simply not play the last game?
No, this has never happened. They're still gonna play. I mean it's still we're gonna play we're gonna dominate because here's the truth
It's not about the money. It's really not the first not about the first place either. It's about the domination
It's about this team being cemented as the greatest
AT&T team that has ever been created
Gigi, you're from hell. Gigi, piece of shit.
Okay, I'm getting flamed by Ludwig.
Hell yeah.
He's a little bit upset. He's a little bit upset.
By Mr. Ludwig?
Yeah, he called me a piece of shit. That's fucked up.
Do you know, no, Peanut, do you know Gigi actually hard cared the attorney?
Like, is it true she told you to first pick me in the thingy?
No, what happened is I picked you, and then I picked Hutch,
hutch and then I was gonna pick Jinji but Jinji texted me last second to get Nade shot
right because he thought that they might leave her for me to pick and so I picked Nade shot and
then she was swooped up and but you know what it worked out all for the better because we were
blessed with missed Yvonne right here and I from one I think I can speak to the whole team I'm glad
to have our team adapt better in the first place.
The glue, the glue, the glue.
Hey producer, how long have we got the glue?
Yo, double it, that's a flex, that's a flex for sure.
Wow, that'd be Gigi, that'd be Gigi.
Gigi, Gigi, you and I, we'll never get much of the entire
very big negotiation.
Yo, you guys wanna understand what it was like last year?
This is what it was like.
All right guys, everybody have fun?
There be silence, there be silence.
Don't worry, we got one next week.
And we all knew we didn't have one this week.
No, I figured it out though.
I figured out, you know who was the problem?
It was Octane bro.
It was Octane the entire time.
Yeah.
So, LA here for production on the deck,
leave where we are.
Really?
Yeah.
You're not one of us who won the championship
and shit for LA, but you're still the problem, bro.
three
we were on the same team last year
and we kind of, did we get
dead last? or like all of us started
dealing with people context?
I'm not sure about the production
we're actually instructed to stay still
the only thing we could do is, we're fine with it
I can't show you anything else
it was a shit show
well, so, my first
team T and T i got seven
i came into the second one, like, i want to get out alive
you don't think those are the four in place
No, no, no, there used to be individual rankings.
They must want to talk.
You can go 7-7-4 or that.
That's impressive. That's impressive.
It was individual, P. It was individual.
Everyone played on teams, but they all got specific numbers.
It's like double lifts back-to-back AT&T champ.
Did you win last year at Mr. Double Lift?
I won the last two years, actually.
Actually, you probably won't be invited
Behind your back would be on heavy narcotics if they invite you again. Oh, yeah, the only solution is him either
There's nobody's allowed to pick them
Actually, you can't tell you don't have the double it has to be double it has to smoke the fattest fucking boy care
They need like other people to balance you out like there has to be other
pros in
But he was captain last year like he drafted his team last year and the reality is
Yeah, but but even if even if teams were we're yeah, I'm gonna give you some dope here
Even if teams were assembled differently
There is no one in the tournament that is as dominant across all these games as you are
are. I agree with that. I agree with that. I still vote for the doiker. I think that's
the most recent. Can we actually talk about that? Double lift is legitimately our highest
ranked player in counter strike. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. They're not going to be back.
I think that's where they see him, buddy.
You've already been seen them.
I said we just run this back team.
That's your thoughts.
I think all the 30 kills every time he's like, he is legit.
Then I say, we keep this team, and we
say, we're the kings on top of the tower.
Everybody else, draft whoever the fuck you want,
and come get some.
Exactly.
Thank you, Mike.
Yeah, but then they're going to have like five scums.
Fuck them.
Bring it.
OK, bro.
We have a double lift.
No, bro.
But you guys don't understand.
Every year people try harder and harder to win these like Jake's was sweating for his life
Bro, he hasn't seen he hasn't gone outside in three weeks and like next year. There'll be more try-hards again
Like I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I do too. I like it
Also on your team
Honestly guys, I would draft all of you guys again. I'm like, thank you good sir. You're good man. You're a good man
If you guys aren't captain next year, you guys might be in question because you guys are like good enough to be drafted in like a pretty high position
Me and Yvonne, no matter what, me and Doublelift and Yvonne are going to be on a team together. So good luck to you guys.
Thank you.
That's what you guys are doing.
Maybe captain's off the clock, I'm pretty sure, like, because you got Daff, Ludwig, they don't have like a main game either.
That, he got that one off the pitch.
I'm just kidding.
He's so stupid.
Don't you worry, Vaughn.
Don't you worry.
I just do it by heart.
Like because the Vaughn's like one of the best league players in the
30, but no one knew.
I don't know.
You guys were just running bot lane like it was the only thing
that you were sent to the server to do.
I mean, absolutely insane.
I mean, what a movie.
What did you see the point?
You know what?
to the level that you did. I think is what is why this is even a conversation. Wait,
oh yeah, that was a lucky week. That was a lucky week. Wait, guys, you're spawning trap and people
in overload. I don't think it was lucky. You were disgusting. I forgot what I was going to say.
It's okay. Sorry. It's okay. Too wholesome and romantic. It's like everybody has to play their
part in order for exactly yeah yeah 95 holes hutch and i thought each other
yvonne was going crazy in league and made shot drinking up alcohol for the
fiberbush yeah good work yeah good work everybody oh yeah right now we got to
go celebrate this what do we do guys we guys is there any chance they like do
like double points or something for cs was that it might be there's gonna throw
win on. Yeah throw in a curveball fuck it. Just do that. Yeah. I'm down with them today.
I'm not done with it. I'm not down. See you guys. I'm not down. I'm not down. I'm not down.
I don't think you're going to win. Damn bro. Yes. I don't think you're going to win. I don't win any competition. I do not win many competitions. I would like to take this competition.
You know what, that's the truth. We lose everything. You do. We lose about everything.
I got it.
I got it.
One time we, one time me and P that played in a tournament for this game where you had
to get to the front of the train and the people who made the game felt so bad that
they were moated into our lobby and started to chaperone us to the front and we still
couldn't get there.
And we still lost.
Oh my.
We really had the developer of the game show up and we still, not only did we lose, I think
we got literal last place even with the developers out.
And he gets us up at one time.
He helped us numerous numbers of times.
At least 10.
At least 10.
And then he just kept on.
All right, listen, I'm going to keep it in mind, you guys.
I've had a little bit of silly juice.
It sounds like that game just saw us there.
I think we just suck at this.
I'll be back in a minute.
The game played well, so I think another tournament.
I think Hunch was with me in it.
I'm not certain.
I can't remember, but I think it was like one of the Tarkov
ones that looked like Tarkov.
Well, either one's a delta. It was delta.
Delta. There was another one, the ABI, where the
the first, second and third had like three, four million points.
And we had we have zero points.
We had five, literally zero points versus
millions and millions and millions of points.
But like ours was was was kept in usb and everyone else was kept in like
Yeah, we lost our battlefields. We lost that one, too.
Okay, I'm a battlefield. I'm not gonna be honest. I'm so happy. I got drafted to this team.
I feel like I just woke up from a coma and just like the best situation you could ever imagine.
This is Ellen.
This is beautiful.
You guys want to go back and watch the interview?
I needed this bad, man.
Needed it, man.
Well, it's an interview I'll be right now.
Can't wake up to wake my wife up to tell it what happened here.
How well I played today.
People keep coming and saying, like, hey, how's it doing?
I didn't see the games.
Like, you didn't have to.
Oh, honey, no, no.
We don't need to watch the VOD.
The trophy's right here.
You mean, you said, oh, you're back.
Wait, you're the only side right now?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm getting word that double lift is having an interview right now.
I don't see it on the screen.
I don't see it either.
Yeah, I'm not like this.
Are we watching a seventh place match right now?
I'm not sure.
But I know we're watching a third or fourth place.
So we this actually matters.
We want I think one team matters.
We were sitting here doing a fucking victory.
What do you mean?
I
Have we not shared the wind if we have seen the wind
Why did you say that?
Explain what it's okay. All right. There's a world. We're so to buy chat said we need myth to lose
But maybe maybe you know what forget I said anything. I'm sorry for giving you guys anxiety. I'll shut the fuck up
I'm sorry. What wait the games aren't over yet. I
don't know
Fuckin hate this team dude
I hate all of you. I hate every two of one of you and never want to play with you again
I'm sketching bro. I want to play with Summon
I think Summoner, I think Hutch and uh, Pina need to 1v1 again, bro. That's just the only way
That's very true. That's very true. That's very true. Very true every day. I've played this guy and I've lost
I finally have a game where I can talk shit, bro. I finally have a game
I'm not one anything what game if I want to get you
Beat me in battlefield and in kills on all of our kill races. I had to gift you sub somehow
I never got gifted subs
What was the other tournament we played in that you team but it did better than mona forgot
I'm not sure we hold. I'm not sure but I we have to listen
Performance how are you feeling after taking my boy place for team Bert?
I mean, I'm nothing without my team later. So shout out, Pina, shout out hutch. The guy was super enthusiastic.
Just doing my part. You guys were there. You know, that's, that's what we're like.
That's my boy. That's my boy. I mean, you look absolutely incredible on the
Ari look at it was fun to see how kind of had to go off the skill off to see all the way to the finals.
Was there anyone that you were kind of scared of because a lot of you thought you would potentially need a favor?
You said you were but come on someone had to have shaken you a little bit
Okay, I'm not gonna lie like
Lily was scared because I didn't know anything about Timo because no one plays Timo and like ranked anything and then
Like what I realized about Timo is I had her. I'm not really sure but he doesn't seem to do any damage
When he hits you and then I was watching Jake and Jake looked really good
I'm not gonna like Jake Jake knew a lot of combos that I didn't know Jake has like really good setups with the cysts
That I don't really know how to do and so when I was watching Jake
I was like, oh, he's like really good like like I really think those finals could have went either way
Like if we played a bunch of sets, oh, I'm okay with me. I'm okay. He's very good
I think like maybe just in those moments where it's like a scramble
I like I'm better at playing under pressure than some of the people in the tournament because I have a competitive background
And so I get a lot of like humble it up humble in weird situations
And I think sometimes my opponents like freezes up a little bit, but if we played a lot I really think yeah, Jake was really really good
Now double if we supposed to
2x ko well you just popped off in 2x ko now next week is
CS2 are you gonna put the same?
statement out there that everyone needs to watch out for you in CS2 as well?
No, not really. I mean, dude, my thing, I'm not...
No, like, I'm not that good at CSK. I'm supposed to come out of my teammates.
We played a little bit already.
He's quite the best at all.
He's playing a lot. NadeShot's base at level 10.
I mean, Peanut is... he opens a lot of cases.
So, I mean, our team is pretty stacked in the shooting department.
department so I do open a lot of cases you've got me there easy I do open
cases I will open as many cases as needed to win this tournament just kind of
take it slow well double of congratulations again in addition to
earning first place on the leaderboard AT&T is also donating another $10,000 on
your behalf to the charity of your choice remind us again which charity you
and why. Amazing. I chose Nami as my charity. So it's the National Alliance
on mental illness and there you know a massive charity that helps people with
mental health. So good choice. Good choice. Good choice. Good choice. Good choice.
Good choice. Good choice. Good choice. Good choice. Good choice.
We'll see how you perform next week with your team. Good choice. Good choice.
Doublelift takes it. Humble is always saying he's not gonna be the one to carry CS too, but I've seen that from your rating
He's got he's gonna be pretty darn good. I think it'd be very solid
But it is nice that I think he has less pressure next week, right?
Oh my teammates are so good. I could just kind of chill so I that's very useful that he did his part in League in 2x go
Yeah, so now he gets to chill a little bit the vibe. He's giving me this like we're gonna let him down
I would try my best not to let him down, I just want to praise everyone, preemptively.
a moment to see how this all broke down so here it is this is a reminder of how the points
It's right, this is the point, let's go up, Mr. Freddy, my boy, good man, good up man!
Thanks, Mr. Freddy, see you tomorrow, see you tomorrow.
How that plays into the full tournaments of here is the...
Oh, and AT&T, my boy, good man, good up!
Company A!
Oh, it's great, so our one seed beat our two seed.
Thanks, AT&T, and Mr. T. Williams, my boy, good man, good up man.
Thank you, my boy, excellent tournament, Mr. AT&T, excellent tournament.
Oh, okay, so this was today's matches.
Have a good one here.
Whoa, that just came up.
Okay, so that was a big deal in that final matchup
because Team Tyler won winning that goes over Team Adapt 36 to 35.
That is gigantic for the week's breakdown.
Double if did win 25 points for Team Peanut,
but in the end they only get second
and in first place with the Monster Dark Horse Perfec-
What's happening?
Ludwig I think between him and Lily Pichu they wound up getting first place 45
points and they desperately needed that because if I'm not mistaken coming into
this week they were dead last yeah I believe they went third and fourth oh
weeks right oh the big win for them oh here's how it will affect the overall
Mathematician but something tells me team peanut is in a pretty darn good spot. I do have to say though team Ludwig
This is their week, right? They de-thrown them from having a perfect record if they win CS
Hey, we got we have a lot of action coming next week for the Counter-Strike matches. So listen
That like kind of make me look like us display bro at that point peanut can have the op-nose armor
I'm gonna show you gentlemen that the op-no-auma is actually the best strategy the entire game
No, I believe you. I believe you. So think about it if you miss with an op you're already dead
Why even have on it? You know what I mean? Dude, that is probably the best CS draft from Zimbabwe that I've ever heard
have you ever seen I've ever seen pros they give the guy with one health the
off have you seen that really oh wait they do
mm-hmm wow I love this team I love this team this this team is a vibe the thing
is to like even we're losing or we're down like we never get like salty like
in the sea in the public we're like we're like really close to losing a bunch of
these games I'm like no one's ever like getting tilted yeah that's what I was saying
because usually like for teams winning it's like easy for vibes to be up but
even when we're losing it's still really nice yeah
we did claim the biggest losers so type shit what did we say about type shit
it is
congratulations on being the biggest losers
congratulations on being the biggest losers besides that was incredible
that was incredible thank you good thank you good sir what's the pleasure
I just want to remind everyone that I hate you all, I'd want that to be the closing message for today.
It's a sin to me.
Good, good.
I'm also down, I know it doesn't matter, but if anyone wants to play CS at any point this week, I'm down.
I'm down.
Guys, I'll be on every day, if you guys want to play you let me know, I will be on every day this week.
I put on Lincoln every single day, so probably like around like 4 or 5 for me.
Well, you play league every single day you're gonna be on a 4 or 5 p.m. No, what did you just say?
I said linking linking. I'll be playing Daisy and the counter strike every day
She is not dedicated. All right, let's watch
Something is already loaded as a counter strike it is grinding is that true? Oh
Wait, what's hot chocolate me
Alright, I'm going to sleep though. Good night everyone. I love you all. GG guys. GG. Have a good one. Let me know what you guys do.
GG. Good night guys. Yeah, sounds good. Later.
So, later boys. Later night. Have a good one. Have a good one gang. Bye. Peace. Peace.
Alright boys, don't worry. We'll play. We'll play some CS very soon. Very soon. Don't need to worry.
And for the rest of the stream, don't you worry I have something special lined up for us.
Oh, Mr. Flicks, why don't we take his white good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Ah, Mr. Officer, no, not Mr. Officer. Let me tell you, I try my hardest to get Mr. Officer to come play with us.
But he's got some stupid thing called family.
I know. I'm even saying it, I puked in my mouth a little.
So unfortunately, no, that is not that is not the situation.
The situation is I have Mr.
gimmick, Mr.
gimmick right here, ready to rumble on Daisy on the new map.
We're going all the way to the orb.
We have pros.
We have trained.
We are knowledgeable.
And now we can win.
Now we can win.
Now we can win.
Now we can win.
now you go oh oh oh it's my jam it's my it takes a little longer to load now that I
have a bunch of them so we're just gonna sit here for a second until it's ready so
I'm gonna distract you by saying random things really have no meaning up until
when it is ready
I never said I been lovin'
Couple couple holes in my heart so fucky
And we thought the chemicals were now
And then we fallin' too strong
Fallin' too heavy
I can't go back to the way we used to
No no no no no no
I can't go back to the way we used to
No no no no no no
And then we got the gas
I'm an alien
thought I symmetric
thought I symmetric
thought I symmetric
I'mera
a
alien
hybrid
You
I'm not done changing the-
Let's run!
In one moment, in one moment, I've almost done changing the street titles.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
worry don't you worry here we go there we go mr. gimmick how are you on this
finest of days oh yeah we did the ATT look around good to get it
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Get back!
Mr. Gubickad.
Oh, sorry, I was muted.
Hello, Mr. Pinoch.
Hello, Mr. Pinoch.
Hello, Mr. Pinoch.
Hello, Mr. Pinoch.
Oh, I'm doing absolutely scintillating.
Oh, that is exquisite.
Exquisite.
Congratulations on 2XKO.
I was doing a little peeping.
Oh, you were peeping.
I was doing a little bit of peeping.
I peep here and there.
Oh.
I don't like to make it a habit, but, you know, I peep, do a little peeping, light peeping.
Oh, that's...
So I will forgive you this once.
I will forgive you this once.
A little peepin' never had anyone.
It's a little peepin' sounds like you guys got it in the bag.
Yes, we have, well, unless they pull some double point
hooliganism, we have won the tournament.
I mean, to be honest, I feel, isn't Doublelift
like a CS pro?
I mean, he's in everything, bro, but...
Yeah, so basically, he just wins and that's all he dies.
Nah, he doesn't know how to do anything else. It's sad in a way.
It is sad in a way.
That's right.
I'm having
problems cheating.
Oh.
Your NVIDIA control panel settings?
For some reason,
they're all grayed out and I can't move them.
I've had that before I haven't finagled with him in a long time. I don't remember what that means
There's anyone
Does anyone know why I?
Have you maybe you need to do it before you open maybe the game locks. I'm gonna be having my screen
We just case that I don't know what the hell that does
Okay
Um, oh, that didn't work.
Let me try, okay, yeah, that didn't work.
Hmm.
I would love to cheat.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Maybe you messed with your monitor settings.
Well, okay, that, okay, I thought that was working.
And then.
Oh, it's working on the stream. Just not for me. Oh
Something nefarious going on something nefarious. I'm gonna I'm gonna ask my good friend Google
It works on my side monitor as well, it's not my main monitor
It is really dark over there. The bungalow just it is. Oh, yeah, I have a button on my
stream deck that bumps the gamma into oblivion just on OBS. So they can see they can see
better than I can. Although my monitor settings are pretty generous, not as generous as maybe
maybe yours, but still fairly generous. I might have to do a quick restart. I would
I bet a restart would fix it.
A quick restart, you think?
A quick restart never hurt anyone.
I feel like if it's doing it on your other monitors,
for some reason the game is like locked.
Yeah.
So if you maybe do it before you open the game.
Yeah, let me, let me pop back open, Bruce.
Let me pop back open.
Take your time, sir.
Take your time.
Yeah, let me do a quick, quick pop, quick pop, quick pop.
Just just a quick one just just a quick pop
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah, I see
Okay, so nothing
Nothing is working. Ah quick restart never hurt anyone. Yeah, I'll be right back in share. Ah a quick restart
It's the riot and teaching you can also just click override case so you can edit no
No, we just tried that. Live on stream.
I have heard that the stream is actually significantly more enjoyable when you have your eyes open!
That's sure.
That's just what I've heard though. Word of mouth.
Through the- through the-
Through the grapevine.
Through the grapevine I have heard.
Through the grapevine I have heard.
No, it's almost back up, and it's almost back up.
Uh-oh.
He needs to get some peepers.
Just a Ruba.
Just a Ruba.
All right, my computer's back up, back up, and rumbling and bumbling.
I can hear it.
Rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb-rumb.
I'm popping it open for a real goop-a.
We speak as we converse right now right before your very eyes
I am popping it open for real goop. Ah, and there it is
It is not fixed. Okay. I guess we're just not cheating tonight
Which I honestly I honestly do because if I think my screen is darker than everyone else is
It's amazing. So I don't really know what to do. Oh
Oh my goodness, oh we had quite the dizzy we had quite the pickle gentlemen we had quite the pickle
You want to do I think I'll cheat for you guys this so that you guys can enjoy the game and see but for me
I think I'll just be in the dark
As long as you guys can see I don't really care
Hit apply close then reopen
turn off vanguard wait you want actually I think I actually have vanguard open oh
my god I do that really is that hold up now hold up now hold up you you might be
on to something here gentlemen you were not under anything I thought you were
on to something but you were not you were not you were very close though I
Honestly that sounded promising that sounded very promising very
Very promising very put it in rights
Unplug it use all the scene of video filters. No
Yeah, let me turn on them. Let me get in the disco with mr. gimmick so that we can have someone to chat with while we wait here
Hello Mr. gimmick how are you are you Mr. hippie?
Oh hello miss I am looking for a man whose balls are so stretchy he can put them as a
hat in case he gets cold in the north of Namalsk.
The seaman was injected into a latex balloon and dropped on the eastern coast of America
where it floated 32 kilometers southwest where a dolphin picked it up and brought it to Atlantis
where they shot it with a water rocket out into the stratosphere and back to North Korea.
North Korea studied the rocket technology and shot a rocket over toward Russia but it
Failed halfway through and I don't know what is between North Korean or South
Korea maybe grab the rocket on one found it
I have to live it is true back to the nest
It's China's the child China in USA
In USA
Yes, yes, China guys know all you guys know a lot about semen trans we do we do don't worry
Don't worry about this. Yeah, this is a highly unusual a long time
You guys are you guys in like the horse semen business you guys do like race horses or something?
actually is
used for glue I think oh
Really maybe I have heard several things about horse semen. This is fucking horse shit
I can't say the stupid thing on my thing
It's still not working. It's still not what I'm gonna give this one last try by unplugging this and plugging back in
it doesn't work I'm just gonna go in blind fucking I don't know why every
other day well I looked it up on Google it it says maybe Windows HDR I mean I
don't know what you would have changed though now I've changed not only not
work changed absolutely nothing it's a problem I can't change my game on my
street on my screen so I can see oh sure we can't play without cheating that's
That's what I'm saying. That'd be insane.
Yeah, so also congrats by the way.
I heard it was great fun.
Oh, we got second. We got second.
I heard you carried.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
Yeah. Yes, I did.
But the numbers, the numbers are pointing upward trend.
We won the tournament unless you like some double-point bonanza.
No, no, they surely they won't announce that on the last week.
You can give other people a chat.
That would be fucked up.
That would be that would be incredulous.
That would be incredulous.
I'm hopping in.
I'm hopping in.
I guess I'm just going to do without gamma.
I'm just going to give the game into my my stream
so they can see I just won't be able to see, unfortunately.
Yeah.
Welcome to the club.
That is absolutely so horrible.
That's not replay.
No, I'm telling you my speed.
And for some reason is a hundred times darker
than your guys' speed.
I don't know why I can't tell you why I genuinely can't play any games.
I I play no games in the phone setting zero no game.
Is that like a rich person thing?
Like the rich screens?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the the classy screens are actually there's less features.
It's like it's like a lens.
You know, zoom lenses are cheaper than fixed lenses.
The lesser features is actually more regal, more refined.
I'm giving the stream 0.5 gamma increase, I get 0.
I'm going to clean off all the spit from my screen so that it hopes I may be able to see at least one person.
You know Mr. Nath, I must say you are very generous for providing the pores with a little bit of gamma.
It is very, very nice.
It is more than they deserve.
I
I'm at the school. I'm at the school. Oh, yeah, I'm in Vorkuta as well
Yeah, yeah, the school of the town where this
The big sit the big day you just run into the trees
We'll see where you you're either gonna spawn essentially one of three places
You're gonna spawn near Jalevisco, Vorkuta or the harbor and
Jalevisco and Vorkuta very close. I genuinely can't see but shit nothing
Yeah, it's pretty dark right now. This is the worst. It's pretty dark. This is
It'll
I got a fire right now. I'm laying my little buns by on a fire
All right, I got a little I got I can make I'm gonna get the heat buff and then I'll make my way to the school
And then we could guide mr. Peanut. Hmm. I will say this this map much better for finding each other
Yeah, I just uh, I
Just died I see a giant ball on
of
Z ball okay, yeah, Jalavisco then okay. That's that's yeah probably yes Jalavisco
That's something that's something. Yeah Jalavisco is really nearby
We can meet probably easier first to just meet him there, right?
Yeah, I need my buff and then I'm good to go. Hmm. Okay. Oh, I'm very close to school. Hmm. I got my first heat buff here
She's gonna linger my buns a little bit
the night should be almost be over too. It's been night for a little while. Perfect.
What? What? What? That is that is printed here. That is printed here. Darkness overtakes
us. The last time I said darkness to Mr. I'm getting with my experience. That's what
I said on Google. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I said on Google. My age. Yeah, baby. I've never turned it on. Windows age. That's that. Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes you're done.
I even is I believe I have updated my windows recently. Yeah. Yeah. That might be it. That might be it. Oh, let me piece this. Yeah. Give me one sword spell here.
All right, I will
Make our way to Jalavisco Jalavisco. Take that, demon.
I have already 14 hour run gimmick in the orb today or you're 14 hours in right now
nine hours in no no nine yesterday oh oh oh I was not gonna start drinking immediately
I'm I all I got all I got is cognac I don't know that tonight the cognacs have a night
Yikes, an ice axe on tonight is a Kanye type of a cognac. Wait, what is it?
It's a cognac.
What are you drinking? Sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry. A cognac type of night. Sorry. Just what are you? Sorry. Yeah, a cognac type of night
I'm still getting used to the nut standard time. All right
Yeah, the only through it is yes
I will be, as soon as I figure out this game of problem,
I will be thinking profusely.
Ah, I'm ahead of you, I'm ahead of you.
You're a good man, always the anchor,
holding down the fort while we're dealing down.
It's my ministry, it's stream medicine, is what I call it.
You call it silly juice, I call it my stream medicine.
Oh, it's medicine.
You need me as a dog, you need me as a dog.
You wouldn't keep a man from his medicine.
Of course not, of course I'd be irresponsible.
I've found out honestly it's more to 22 magazine now because it's almost day time
I'm gonna use this type wisely and see if I can check if my gamma is on
Right take your time take your time you stay like maybe go prone in a corner somewhere
Yes, you'd blast it a quick peep a quick peep just one more check because wow am I used to having the screen bright this?
This is this is this is unpleasant
This is unpleasant.
It's pretty dark, you know.
Civilization ain't no lights on in town.
This is unpleasant.
Unpleasant.
Is this you and Erebi?
Yes, sir.
I'm going to break the connection between my Elgato capsicon
and my main monitor for just a second
and see if I can turn it on.
Hi IQ. Hi IQ.
Hi IQ. Hi IQ.
what the what the absolute fuckery is going on what the absolute dingle oh hold on now
oh it is working it is working hold on hold on now I'm reestablishing the connection between
my Elgato and my monotone reestablish reestablish reestablish the connection reestablish the
Connection re-established.
My goodness.
My goodness.
I think I fixed it.
My goodness.
It works.
It works.
Oh, beautiful.
Was it the HDR?
No, it was not the HDR.
It was on.
I just had to break the connection and put it back.
Oh, that is so much better.
Oh, that is so incredibly better.
Absolutely scintillating.
Oh, that is scintillating.
that is so much fun. I think I have enough. I think I have enough time to make it to Jala
from here. Do you have any uh, any slugs or or any chocolate? Yeah, here's two. Nice.
It's enough to kill one. Yes, indeed. Unless I get them both with one shot. You better be
ready I you know play with Mr. Peanut we're gonna be we're gonna be doing a
lot of shooting all right. Am I in Jack of Fucco? Where you in Jack of Fucco? No
you are we're we're heading there though it's very it's very close to work. Oh
fantastic fantastic fantastic oh I've lost the ability to sprint no need to
worry though it is overrated it is overrated and unnecessary it sounds like
he's dying and it sounds like we're going there no I'm not dying I am living
in reverse oh I see lost his ability to sprint yes just a curious question I've
got a curious mind mr. peanut I'm sure you've probably noticed but I'm very
curious what color is your health?
Ah, of the red variety.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
they rare.
But don't worry, the arrow is below it, supporting it.
Also, there's people coming into my chat to tell you to put your boots on.
Ah, no boots are unnecessary, unnecessary.
They are misled and misguided.
Noted.
They have no idea how cool my shoes are.
These are the latest J's, J7's.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Wow.
Yes, they have a resale value of over $300.
If I switched them out for some hooligan hiking boots, I would lose all of that value.
Those hiking boots are actually...
Are they not Jay Z's Jay Z Z's Z's I don't think Jay Z makes
No, there's easy for sure
Z's is in the new toy Z's are kind of old
Yeah, so, so, so what I'm gonna do now, all right, what I'm gonna do now, okay, listen carefully, listen carefully, because what I'm gonna do now, okay, is, is I'm gonna die, right, okay, right, oh, hold on now, hold on, I actually might be living forever, I might live forever.
all right it was you're gonna be this very exciting perfect timing a blizzard
has just begun perfect yeah we are on the way perfect so what I'm gonna do now
responding presented with that new information all right okay all right
never mind I'm gonna live forever I keep having close calls
Okay, so so what I did there all right what I did there listen. I'm carefully because you guys might have to use this technique later
So what I did there was was I died oh?
Mm-hmm
Yeah
What's your plan now? So now my plan is to do the opposite of that for as long as I can
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes. Yes, you gotta get it out of the way now, so it doesn't happen later
Of course, of course, of course! Oh, gimmick money's worth!
Exactly!
Most people don't know about this.
The peasants, they don't know about this.
The peasants have no idea that that is one of the most elite strategy of the entire game.
Maybe we were born with it. Our minds were just born better. It's not their fault.
Exactly!
Oh, they're simply made to serve. They're simply made to serve. They don't, they can't understand the complexities of these techniques.
The intercomplexities?
Indubitably giving money for it. Indubitably.
Follow me, follow me. I'm afraid of being left.
I knew the general direction, but with this blizzard it is.
It played this way, this way.
I believe.
I'm very cold.
Yeah.
Yes.
Very cold.
Where did you end up?
I don't know.
He's running through the trees until you find something.
I...
I...
I...
am doing that.
Now.
Don't worry Mr. Nath, we will wait for you.
Oh thank you, thank you, good sir, thank you.
Absolutely.
Take your time, take your time.
I see a tank, does that have items next to it?
Yes.
Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic. Oh, a lifesaver. Oh, Mr. Gimmick, you seem to be a liar and a cheat.
I said possibly. Is it possible? Well, you do mean to oblivion. The poor are probably scooped up.
You know how rabid they are?
Look at me.
Oh wait, I have learned to use them.
Found some type of military equipment.
gimmick, I also thought that I knew the direction.
Oh, Mr. B, got the particular point.
Good day, good day.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's by Harvard.
Thank you, Mom.
He's by Harvard.
He's by Harvard.
You guys saw the boys finale?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit further
completed the story
For the most part maybe you're not gonna give me another turn around. You're just gonna leave it
Turn around
Every now and then I need a little bit more
They were yeah, yeah, yeah
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit colder
yes that's a great spot looter up looter up I'm rooting fire so you don't
freeze fires are for bitches fires are for bitches and pussy he doesn't want
to he doesn't want to do it okay he knows how to make a fire follow me
saying easy he's not a bitch or a pussy he's got a thick hard he's got a thick
hard manhood but it's gonna be thank you gray and dead soon no I know no you
The cock is actually the last thing to freeze off when you die.
A big, thick, hard, dead cock.
Actually, the cock is the last thing it freezes when you freeze to death.
A little fun fact that I just made up.
Now I have two zombies quite literally fucking me into the ceiling as we speak.
As one does
Every hour then I get a little bit confused
You might just want to take shelter in the first building we see maybe get daddy
No, I'm doing fantastic gentlemen no need for that
No need. I am working diligently on collecting supplies that we may need for further use.
Right. Um, did any of those supplies include sticks?
So I have no supplies yet.
Oh shit, you're working on it? I'm working on getting them.
I lost you.
Take that!
I should get running for it.
Bald person, I'm not even sure you're a zombie.
Killing you for the baldness.
I have an assault vest or a field vest which was best field best is warmer assault best
you can put a butt pack on it at a later date but in this weather I take that field best
oh you are quite wise this to give it quite wise indeed oh I already thought of PMG pristine
gas mask. This early? This early? And the jungle boots. Great luck. Great luck. Are
they are these? It'll it'll say ZZ on it. It says PMG gas mask over here, BB over here.
Not we go. We need to build a fire in the shed or we're toast to. That's fine. That's
fine. I'm blinking. Oh, I'm gonna drop over here. It's just cold. I'm gonna grab some
birch. Alright boys, we are cooking. We have birch. Maybe necessary surprise. You know,
I don't care what kind of word it is, just grab some damn word. Actually, some word is
better for the environment than others. Birchwood is the best for birds. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. This
So what you want to do is you want to look at the rings of the tree, all right?
You want to look at the rings of the tree, and then pop open a six pack of Coca-Cola,
and take the plastic thing that was holding all six pieces and throw that into the ocean.
That will help you think and decide about which tree is best to cut down for the environment.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
Yes! Yes!
How do they affect the bird? How do they affect the bird calls the birding people?
So the birds, the birds, well I have a pristine truck battery is that something?
Oh, yeah, it's a little bit real big. You probably carry that until we meet up at least.
Oh, you know what? I was actually thinking of not doing that. Yeah, I should. No, but wait,
what if I don't do that? Instead? So, what if we find a truck when we meet up? I've spoken to
to your mother earlier this week there's no need for sensing
and let me grab this P.U. scope
excuse me
my mother is a sacred woman
yes
mr gibbick mr gibbick
my mother is a sacred woman
you should keep her out of both of your mouth
of course to give her money's worth
Do you see how I slighted at his mother?
Oh, yeah, they get so riled up,
they get so about to do such simple things.
Do you have a lot of food, Mr. gimmick?
I do have a lot of food, yeah, yeah, yeah, take, take, take.
I have, I have, I have.
Come on, help me.
We should eat.
Oh!
You need to repair any clothes.
No, but I am kind of cookie.
I have a CR-61 Scorpion and a ROC-37.
Wow.
And now, just asking.
What's your GPS?
You're very geared up.
But how's your temperature?
Oh, fantastic.
What's your GPS for Stephen?
What does this do?
Do I do it this thing?
It's to get your GPS.
Of course, of course.
I would think the best thing you'd respond with.
I would I would the GPS is kind of
Poop of Garba would I would I wouldn't keep it. Oh
I would actually throw it as far as you can possibly throw it
I'm going to go collect another beverage while we warm up a little bit. Oh, I could pull myself a
sip boy
Ooh!
Should I grab a seat?
Ooh! A secondary scorpion!
For one of you gentlemen!
Who's that?
Hmm...
Ooh...
Who put this?
Right here we'll put the magazine inside of the gun.
Fippertap art unload bullet in the chamber nut.
Oh, I'm going to go all the way back there for one mere bullet.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. I am far too lazy, far too lazy.
Hmm
All right, well I've looted this entire establishment and it rids beyond my wildest dreams
What do we do now? What is the next step of the operation?
What is the next oh I found a rock
Magazine whoa
Oh, you know what? I'm not going to take the rock.
Rock is rock.
What better than the scorpion or the scorpion better than rock?
I don't know what the rock is going to have bullets for.
If you have bullets for the rock, it's going to have bullets for the rock.
And share the same bullet time.
Oh, do you have a mag for the scorpion?
Yes, I have one mag for each. Is the rock better or is the scorpion better?
I would assume the rock is better.
But what is the scorpion if the street in the rock is worn?
The rock is new, but it does have a bigger, more like a scene, right?
I think I have more experience with the Scorpion, so I think I would choose it over the rock.
Yes!
You both suck!
No! No they do not! The Scorpion is a piece of modern technology!
you make sure I say yeah yeah yeah I'll protect you with my life a baby
wait I have to
whoo whoo magazine for the scorpion whoo dude I swear the scorpion in the IJ 70
there's something about them there's just oh it is it is incredulous oh they
They are just perfectly made. Made by the hands of angels.
Every time you take the stab vest over the field vest, is that accurate?
Yeah, you should, but it's a trade-off because the stab vest has no slots.
Yeah, that's stupid. That's stupid. And also, if I may add, stop.
Stupid and out.
As a fellow loot connoisseur, you know when I play Daisy Tarkov, you know some people play these games for the kills and the thrill
I play for the loot. I play for the loot.
Me as well. I goop all the life.
Live by the goop. Die!
Yes.
There's a lot of people who will try to berate you, didn't belittle you for prioritizing the loot.
Not on the sexy fun way either.
what I could imagine now is the staff best technically the better option of
course but if it means dropping all of your beautiful bits and bobbles then I
do not want to drop a single bed exactly nor a bubble exactly play the game the
logic hole
time to break the gate
is it short sticks or long sticks?
is it short sticks or long sticks?
you put in the furnace
short short
break the long stick into the short stick
put it into the furnace
I
Guess I just need one moment
Who's that music?
Did you order electrifying music right now?
liquid
Hear no such thing
How many short sticks do I put it here
Three three should be enough three should be enough. I can you two would be a doubt and you will like it
Did two will be
Accepted how do I like to get a heat bulb to you need a either a piece of bark a rag a piece of paper
Some kind of kindling put it in the kindling spot. I have one rag
Okay, well honestly throw it in the kindling spot. You can also tear up a piece of clothing
for more rags and
disinfect it with some alcohol, iodine, or Windex.
You are lying to me.
You are a liar.
I'm not a liar.
How do I make one of those lighters that's from wood?
You'll get a piece of bark now. If you're gonna get one piece of bark you might as well get two
One for sure. We might as well get three
well
superfluous
So you can use the bark as kindling you can also use bark and a stick to make a primitive fire starter
Sorry. The long stick or short stick?
Short stick, short stick.
Ah.
Oh. It's almost like you forgot how to make a fire.
It's almost like you're a bitch.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
I don't know. It's not about that before.
It's important to consider all the factors of the equation.
That's not true, right, baby?
No, no, it is not true, of course not.
Do you think it would be something like this?
Do you think Habibi would be something like this?
I don't know.
Did you know Habibi killed Sauer's sweet today?
Oh, yes, do you think a bitch can do that?
No, no, that's very, that's very impressive.
Mr. Sauer.
I only played Destiny 1 and it was only on the day it came out. I know nothing of that game.
I know nothing of that game.
I've heard great tears in Sake, baby.
this military attack
well we started running the opposite direction when you're in chalavisco
oh good thinking
we've only just
we're not even back to the point we're just getting
vorkuta again
don't have a short stick at bach how do i make the thing that i tried to make
so put one of them in your hand
okay
and then drag the other thing from the ground in the combine
And then scroll down once hand drill again
Yeah, I wanted I wanted
Make sure you got a bark in there too
This is babbling the food speak for you gimmick
Listen mister, I am not I am not fetus. Oh
Oh, I think I'm mistaken
He was right. He was right gimmick
You have to put the part of the thing
As kindling yeah, I said I doubted him gimmick and gimmick alone
Hold on now I should be fair. I'm stressed out. I got three zombies on me and it'll be be just standing there watch
soldiers by placing gravestones at the last location or favorite spot in the
game. Oh that is incredulous. Oh that is actually very nice of them. That is actually very cool.
That is actually very cool. Oh good for them. Good for them. Good for them. That's a great thing to do.
We want to slowly getting there. Yeah take your time. I'm just freezing to death. No need to rush.
I don't want you to break a nail or anything have me being gimmick
Come do.com
I'm wearing a glass of the finest tequila that is just above the threshold of making me gag
I
Be one short spell gentlemen one short spell take your time
We're making our way there you want to bring someone for you to kill so it's actually funny
I went to the liquor store this time, and I was like you know what I'm gonna pick one of those
Those ones that look cool, but they have like a weirdly shaped bottle
It might taste good. This is the most dog shit drink. I've ever had in my entire life
Mm-hmm
Hmm. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Disgusting absolutely disgusting
Hello, oh, I know you are you sponsored by
I have two men on me, two digers men!
We can be nice man!
Fuck yourself!
If I aim with a gun again, you're gonna fucking die.
Put the pin back to your grenade man!
We can talk it out, but I didn't gotta be like this.
I think he just made himself.
He's not actually dead yet.
Did he?
I can't believe him.
There's two men on me.
There's two men on me.
There's two men, two men on me.
We also just killed a man.
it's hot it's hot
i got one i got one we're dead we're dead
nice
oh my goodness
he tried to kill me for some reason
it's impossible to know
what why would he why would he try to do that
why would he do that
oh well i'm gonna die
No.
Yeah, you can't.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Guys, I have a quick question.
Is it obvious when someone takes their magazine out
of the gun to load more ammunition?
Yeah, you can hear that shit.
Yes, yes.
Oh, a helpful tip, a very helpful tip.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you.
Thank you, gentlemen.
We were also in a fight.
It was a lot going on.
Well, I killed one of them, I killed one of them.
No need to worry, I've exacted my revenge before.
I have also killed one of them.
I we also. Oh, good word.
Oh, oh, look, I think this is a lockbox thing.
Whoa, is this a stash?
They added the lock.
I don't think it's a stash.
Is it a lock stash?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the thing they added.
Oh, how do we make my own nose?
I don't know how to round it.
By the way, because I have you do the gentlemen,
I just remembered something.
I heard that actually,
awkwardness is actually making a comeback on the updates.
Have you heard that recently?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Clearly these, these traders, new traders, new guns.
This is new methodology of going to the next expedition
where you can keep somebody.
They actually might be stirring the pot.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Not enough to go crazy yet.
But I think they are trying to spice it up.
I'll take a little bit of hope.
Is this you?
No, no, we're not there yet.
Listen, I just need a little more, a little better
in the end.
Throw my tickets on.
Who is this person in front of me?
Who is here?
Who is this?
Who is that?
There are no I
Mean you have to take it so fucking far
Turn around and accept your fate
You die right here right now. That'd be a whole thing. We definitely why why you die right here?
Right now. I mean, I assume we need a shovel. Thank you
Fuck yourself
Fuck you
a code lock lock it I rescind my threat and I regret it and that I apologize a
thousand times where'd you go I apologize a thousand times that I may have
now that I have a hat just now yes very a very cool now actually I was looking
now that we're friends I was looking to acquire hats would you happen to have
one I could borrow okay no I don't I only have this one what if I just borrow it
like one minute we get word from peanut yeah I have a feeling I know what
you're gonna do with it I don't know you have no idea what I mean he's fairly
close with that axe how about this how about this alright okay I have a
cleaver right and we I'm gonna throw the cleaver it's fucking wild and you can go
graph bit and then we'll engage in 1v1 combat for honor.
Sneak attack!
Oh yes run! Run! Run! Run! Get out of here! I have back to you!
What the hell? Who did that? Who did that? Who did that? What is that over there?
Hey Peanut, if you woke up and you were
Vols deep in Mama Nut and Daddy Nut was Vols deep in you, which way you pushing to get out of the situation?
Dude, I was just-
I was just waiting! I was just waiting!
I was just waiting! I was just waiting!
Until the Vols collapsed and they all turned into a giant cosating knot of limbs.
I own the biggest potato slicer that anyone's ever seen.
Hold on now! Come a little closer, I can't hear you-
Ah, sneak attack!
How dare you my complex
Alright do it
I'm going this way
gimmick and Hibibi I have just bested one of the finest warriors in all of the
lands.
You see those buildings? Do you see any buildings in the skyline?
Get out of here!
Stick attack!
Mr. Knott, do you see any buildings in the skyline?
Yes, I see very tall buildings with one large crane.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where we are.
Oh, we did it, we did it.
I'll never let you
I'll never let you
Mr. Habibi do you not want the CR520C you just left on the roof?
No I have one already
And I'm gonna watch it over and away
I have a box of 55645 and 76254
Do you have any 762x39?
I have some I can give some to you if you don't
I make a BB
You may go to this upon yourself
Yes
You have only been taught this but you're in money. It's here I have an idea. I have an idea.
Stick attack!
I didn't work.
I'll make this quick.
Tell him to follow you.
Stick attack!
Thank you, Mr. Gimmick. This will come in handy.
Yes.
Yes.
Come with you and take him to the crane. Okay. Okay. And then we'll handle him at the crane.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Is that sexual?
He's not. No. I'm down here standing there.
No, no, no, no. He won't be down here with you alone.
No one will worry what the vibes are.
I'm not ready to sexually do anything with anyone.
for my second image I don't know how many times I tell you this you seem to be
suffering there sir. I wonder why. I didn't want to botch it.
Okay so he's coming towards the crane I think we got to go to the other side.
I've lost the ability to sprint very fast.
He's still following me with an axe.
Don't worry.
It won't be.
Stay down!
This isn't going good for me, I won't lie.
No.
Good night, sir.
Honestly, you know what?
Actually, you know what?
You might just leave him on the shore.
I feel like that might be worse than actually killing you.
Good luck!
Fuck yourself a thousand times!
Alright, I'm not looking good.
I'm not looking good, I won't lie to you, but I will make it.
I will make it to the location that we set it upon.
Good, good.
If you make it, we can get you back to help.
You can just line up a group against Minty Frash.
Oh, get a little Minty.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, Denimus.
I hear the drums.
Out of the tourney, go, oh, incredulous.
Incredulous.
Turn around, I was thinking about doing that, but then I was like,
what if we don't do something fucking dumb?
Are you by the crane?
I think he's over here.
I think that's him.
I think he's in these woods right here.
I am I am I'm I'm walking out of the woods as we speak
Are you near the crane?
Oh, thank you. Thank you. I am not near the crane, but I I believe the crane
I see him. That should be be much safe. Oh
Wow, you just you guys
Yeah, oh
Oh, oh, oh, hello gentlemen. Here take this heat pack take these heat packs. All right pop those puppies pop those I'm popping
I'm popping these puppies pop this puppy's eat this food. I'm popping these puppies
It's an IJ with a magnet. I think you can share it. Oh
Oh, splendid. Splendid. Oh. Splendid.
All right. We need to get this thing.
Yeah, let's get to safety. Let's get to safety here.
Follow me, gentlemen. I can't sprint like the other boys.
I'm just okay. It's okay. We're going to get inside. We've got an EVR storm coming.
Perfect perfect perfect follow me boy. Follow me. What?
Keep your head nice after that actually you may be here
Come back at any moment. I say we just we just do it here. Oh, I found a protective case damaged
I'm gonna eat a little bit of beans you guys don't mind
not at all thank you have a little beans make sure they're not cold otherwise
you're gonna freeze from the inside out tire repair kit we have a tire repair
kit right here if we need one although those might fix gas masks I'm not
unconfirmed I don't know what you're talking about why would a tire repair
I have the necessary supplies fix a gas mask
Who do you who do you see out there?
Who a firefighter check it. Oh, I'm kind of cooking over here boys. Oh wait, I don't have a firefighter
This one's black. Oh
Oh
Oh
Okay, all right
I'm running faster now that my health has gone up
But no other reason who wait who is that in there? Who is that?
That is the
You've been best
Today we claim victory!
Was that the-
Oh my god!
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you, boys.
Prepare for battle.
Wait, there's another guy?
No, just zombies.
No, just zombies.
Quick repair!
Quick repair!
Ah!
Ah!
Look how he be-lined toward me instead of hitting you guys.
Perfect.
Oh, I knew it.
Perfect, perfect.
must be that dracar noir cologne I'm wearing recently who's highly attracted to it
ah it's meat-based
maybe it's the blood
ring down horse penis actually
only the fanciest of gentlemen can wear cologne made of ring down horse penis
course of course I've been in BBS never won clone with me to bring down all
the speeders so so on
ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous we started
cologne everybody's stunk before we came hold up you saying your cum is a
magical cologne that makes people stop stinking yes oh I'm to be in your
presence come by the fire mr. peanut fuck yourself a thousand times home on
the fire because I have fucking five heat banks I don't need a fire oh my god
I'm doing different. I mean that's ever team present. We're about to come out real soon
So that's the stage line of fire. Hey, why are we getting knocked out soon? You hear those drums in the distance?
Is that is that the British?
The British are coming. Oh my goodness. So I got some food. I got some food. Take this food. Well, hold up
We beat him the first time
We beat him the first time. It'll be no problem
It'll be no problem
Hmm
Whoo, I am finding many great items for adventure
Follow me boys follow me boys. Oh
Speed working gloves
We need a vehicular device immediately
Yeah, something nice. Oh hold on. There's some type of jogger out here.
I must take him out before he talks about his vegan diet. Oh. 19. Oh,
incredibly. There's a body out here. Follow me boys. Follow me boys. It's a lot like Tina.
Follow me boys. I'm guessing it's not. What's going on? It's just a body out here.
So that's not me. Don't you worry. I like you. Don't you worry boss. That is not me. I'm safe and sound
Not even a hair on my head is damaged
Beepers up to some good technology
Get my little buff
How do we make these locked stashes
You have to find the thing and then you got to get a shovel I think and then a code lock
Is this based in Russia?
I can tell from where everywhere I look I just want to die
Yeah, it's that it's Eastern Europe. Yeah
It looks
It looks it looks it looks
Yes, oh Gucci on my oh Gucci on my belt
Gucci on my on Gucci on my down fella Gucci on my on Gucci on my down fella
Republic oh
Yes, yes, we are dripping. Oh
Gucci on my I'm gonna need Gucci on my belt fella
55645
55645
Do you need that six four five? I don't need five five six four five. Do you need five four six five five?
I have five five six four five. Oh
I have brass ducals for one of you lucky gentlemen. Oh, you should keep that I already have
Brass ducals for one of my
I am obtaining valuable items for our adventure.
That's good. Well, we don't have four, five heat packs to be fair.
Oh, do you hear these peasants?
Well, I do have them. They're just at home.
We don't have five heat packs.
Ah!
Well, me and the buglet has lived lavishly there wallowing
Thanks to that fireplace.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
We could not imagine ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
We simply could not imagine.
Oh, I've been trounced.
I've been trounced.
You're too close to the bungalows you've kept.
It sounds right.
It sounds right.
You're too close.
Close.
I'm going to start drinking, now I'm going to start laughing like you guys.
I just can't laugh like you guys sober, that's kind of fucked up.
Let loose, let loose the BB, come on let your hair down.
But I don't want to kill my family and my friends.
What?
What are you talking about?
What?
I need to, is Pinnacle talking to a spirit?
What?
No, what are you talking about?
He's going to be nice to me.
I don't want to sit there throwing snow.
I don't have word.
He can't be.
He tries to come in here now.
He's going to be, he's going to be keeping an eye out.
Where the hell did he go?
only needs is one bullet is this just hypothetical question not happening to me is this spirits
rotating around you telling you to kill all your friends ah no we need that we need that
yeah okay then you should come here with us I will say we're gonna need to get inside
Very soon, very soon.
Oh.
What?
It's getting a little nippy out there.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Where are you, gimmick?
I'm looking for peanut.
No.
No.
I think he's been tormented by a specter.
I think I'm gonna get away from gimmick.
The spirits have told him to catch.
Oh no. Get inside!
He meant I don't know where you are, but get inside!
I'm giving a giant box, don't you worry!
Should I be next to the biggest window I can find?
This goes for five months, you're on solid heat or ground.
I'm on, I'm on!
of the content congrats on the win
Mr. Matthew Booty!
Good man! Good a man!
Thank you Mr. Matthew. I'm quite
pleased with our people performance.
Guys, Satan has infiltrated my building
and the spirits are whispering to me
to kill my friends and family.
Is this normal?
Is this normal?
No, uh, it's similar, I don't know how to-
Without a meeting, he's like, someone knows where you are.
No, these were real spirits, not a in-game person.
Oh my-
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I'm sure it's fine, it's probably just, um, maybe that drink you were talking about that wasn't very good.
Might be having an effect.
So I'm inside Satan's asshole as we speak
You're only in his asshole for like 20 seconds
I mean if your stature can handle more than 20 seconds of Satan's asshole surely oh
question is this Kenny had for me
Question oh
Let me tell you, I would have seen riding backwards cowgirl until dawn.
There we are. I am back and better than ever.
Follow me to the far end, boys. Must have been the wind.
Guys, the storm is over. I have wielded away.
Thank you.
Of course, of course.
Thank you.
I have willed the storm away. I said be gone be gone
And at your authority the storm has passed
Back for our knuckles good thinking
Now we already have another baby that's fine peanut has wandered
Quite a ways. Yes, but now I've got a cool pink sock
Well, that sounds like a personal personal thing next I will be looking for the blue
waffle once we collect all of these items would be good to travel going.
Oh, that's me.
That's me.
That's me.
I see my pink sock.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
You are good to go then.
gimmick.
We're by the grocery store.
Do you think anyone in Russia has ever smiled?
No, it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't.
It's mandated. It's required by law. I understand.
I understand.
We're outside out back.
Okay, I'm outside out back.
Hold on, there's a single mother that I must absolutely beat the shit out of one moment. Hold on.
Oh, yeah, you gotta do there. We go
These times are trying these are trying times. We must do what we
Got it. You got to do what we got to do. It's not a problem. It's not our fault. Follow me
Where to from here should we just go stop anybody need a back I need to back back me
Let's kill the zombie here. Don't don't hit it with the blade though. It'll damage the
I
Beat her up
We got to do we got to do we got to do we got to do
Let's proceed let us proceed
Follow me boys follow me. I just want to let you guys know there's apparently another Habibi on this island and I'm wanting dead
Well hold on what if instead of killing him we simply replace him with our heavy
D he's much worse at the game and he doesn't have a great accent I was
wondering about that how how many words per minute does he add to he doesn't
I don't even add you know, yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious.
He just says the word.
Get him out of here.
Get him out.
Yeah, that's that's that's that's all.
Oh, my I want to get him out.
I want to.
I want to feed him human meat.
I want I want.
Yes, I want to put it else.
I want to give him gasoline.
Yeah.
and put a cigarette on his nipple.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm going to push him into the firebox.
He's been a bad baby.
Bad boy.
Yeah, feeding him meat and put a cigarette on his nipple.
Oh, he's been naughty.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
OK, I am not saying it the same way, Mr. Hunter,
saying it.
There is something very karm about Mr. Hunter.
You're just repeating the words you said.
I just said what you said.
Are you lonely, Habibi?
Why get in your head this way?
Are you lonely?
I am not lonely.
Okay.
Alright. I have the entire Verizon network with me. Do you think I will ever be wrongly?
Ooh!
You lucky dog! That's like a billion friends!
That's what I'm saying.
I have so many friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's...
Hey guys!
What?!
You're still Coco dude!
Come on, you scared the shit out of me.
Hello, Co-Cut. How are you, good sir?
What up, doc?
Doc, here it's your cum.
I'm a little, I'm a little, uh, she's a little smidge.
She's a little smidge.
The shit, we in the club, though.
Oh, did they hate what they broke, though?
They were talking time.
When you start to pop, they don't show.
They didn't even get in the club.
I ain't fucked out of the club.
You can't even get in.
Wait, where the fuck did Coconut go?
What the hell?
Is that gonna compare us?
What about Double Lenton?
Double Lenton playing, Double Lenton six.
I'm gonna tell you what, Coconut didn't seem like
he was ready to play.
No, no, no.
He's somewhere out there, dude.
He is far out.
Somebody needs to go find Coconut in.
Yeah, he sounded like he was about to crash a quinceanera.
Listen, if he's not in bed right now, then he's in danger.
Yes, or the people around him are in danger.
Oh, the people around him are in danger.
Let me tell you, that coconut, he is a wild gentleman.
One moment, he will be calculating math tables
and reading, and the next moment,
he'll be half a handle of vodka down, screaming slurs
at the top of his lungs.
He is quite an elegant man.
Let me tell you, scientists need to do it too, analyze it.
What do you mean?
Like an example of the type of smoke?
Oh, he says stuff like, and you can't forget.
Wow, he says it on me?
He goes to the top of his roof, and he says it.
Yes, yes.
You know, technically, a part of the Twitch TOS,
you're allowed to say slurs of your own people.
And so I've been trying to.
Really?
That is real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why people, that's why like black people
could say the N word with the A obviously.
And they're.
Wait, no, I literally have a guy that
works for Twitch in my chat that just said you can't do it.
Then why are they all like, like, 3,000 times?
Whoa, what's that?
They what?
Whoa.
What?
What?
Whoa!
Wait, hold on now.
What are you guys doing?
What are you?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
I'm ready.
I'm ready for it.
I believe
I believe
the gentleman
I believe with gentlemen of yeah, well, I mean obviously he would know better than me
of of of you know, how do I say this?
Can say that word gentlemen of a certain ethnicity can say that word because it is a term of
of endearment and camaraderie.
Right, right, right, that's what I meant.
That's what he meant.
That's what he was trying to say.
No, you're all my ninjas.
I'll tell you.
Thank you, Mr. Coconut.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Copto, Mr. Adibato.
Thank you, Mr. Erigato.
Oh, Mr. Erigato.
Oh, oh
Wait, David coconut fucking left again
He's he's he's back coconut. Are you gonna play with us? Are you just gonna be drunk?
I just wanted to come here
I
Appreciate you all
Good night. Good night, Mr. Coconut. Good night, buddy. Go to bed tomorrow. Go to bed!
Take flight, man. I hope you have a horrible flight. I hope it's unsafe. Oh my god. Yes,
I said it. Fuck that, man. I said fuck that. What? What? What if it did actually do it?
That would be pretty crazy if it's plane crashed tomorrow. I would look like a piece of shit.
Oh my goodness, I would look I would look like a huge asshole. Oh
Man, oh my goodness. Oh, you know what? I didn't
What we were murders other streamer? Oh
My god, well, I don't think it'd be murder
Just be sort of it's kind of which crap. We're gonna grab higher. Yeah, right is worth of I
I I just want to be clear. I am not cursing his aircraft. I was just hoping that he has a horrible flight
Right. Well a bb didn't a bb curse it
And bb might have cursed it. Yes. I did not cook I give I would give I give him blessings
I did not curse
Bb, I think you may have cursed his aircraft
I'll curse you right now for even suggestion. Oh my god
I would never curse an aircraft.
I would never curse an aircraft.
Okay, okay, unless, unless.
Unless, here we go.
You're putting me in a very hard.
Come on.
You're amongst friends.
You're amongst friends.
You're amongst friends, baby.
I just want to be very clear.
That you're not a friend.
You're not a friend.
I just want to be very clear that Hibibi
never ever
has any aircraft ever
No, of course not
I would curse an aircraft
Yes sir, unless
Only
if it was empty
when the pilot
was about to do something very very very bad
Ohhh
Ohhh
Oh
Of course so true was so true very true. Well said well said bravo, sir
Hold on now hold on let me lick the cheeto does top your fingers not for the food the sexual thrill
Where are you good sir? I've been collecting loot for like 20 minutes now we're in the
gym usually this is yesterday this place was hot yeah we need to go to a military encampment
immediately all right how's your are you white health yet oh yeah well I've been white
have okay that you're it is long as you're white health you can sprint full
speed so we can go to the next area all right I say we start pushing it to the
limit hey remember when you said they are here
me peanut I'm here for a minute just to get your buff so we can bounce oh go
it's a course I'm on the way over I'm on the way over course I'm on the way over
it here I come here I come follow me to follow me boys do you know the school
Follow me boys. I was literally washing my hands. I heard you say that I yell. Could you guys hear me?
I yell. I hear the haram thing. I
She don't know where the gymnasium is. Oh
So where's the center of the city if you're on the outskirts of it, then you gotta move
What do you buy I
Hold up. Let me piece this cool to get up really quickly. Yeah
By the way, we do have one of my favorite gentlemen, and Twitch staff, Mr. Murphy, if you have any other questions about Twitch specifically that you'd like to know, give it to Mr. Hibbiby.
He's here, now I'm worried. I'm gonna have to...
No, I have one.
I did mean as a term of endearment. I obviously understand that using it as an insult is wrong in every country.
No, he's not part of the band department. He's part of the viewbot department.
That's why he's here in my stream investigating me.
He is on to me.
He is on to my case.
I've been calling Lemon my honk.
You will never catch this.
I feel like I'm alive.
You will never catch this.
Should I not do that?
Should I not do that?
Should I make a YouTube apology video ASC?
Yes, make a YouTube apology video.
But before you do, go into a forest
and grab a video camera and find a guy that's just hanging
around.
Just hanging around.
Mm-hmm.
Let's get you both, and then we get out of here.
All right.
Let me get my bomb.
Let me get my bomb.
I got a question for him.
Yeah?
Has there ever been an affiliate who hit partner plus
before he became a partner?
And it's not a plush.
Is there a, of course, a rich man like you, Mr. Nutwood.
No, he got in the exit.
Oh my god, he went straight out of the way out of the house.
I'm on the side, continue, continue!
You win!
No, this is not the time for me to inquisition!
If there has not been, is there a reward for the first affiliate to hit partner plus before even getting partner?
What the fuck is partner plus? You explain that to me!
So if you hit 300 sub points, in a month you get 70-30 split on the, uh, on subs.
You have long had that
All right has not something on your radar. Oh, no, I know what you're talking about. No, I know what you're talking about. I
Know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. He knows what
How do you are you?
Are you?
Hmm
Peanut's just about to hit it. He's close. He's I'm close. I'm very close very close very close
very close we got to do it for three months straight you know oh no yeah you
gotta have you have to have a couple well I just have a couple of subs but I
wish upon you gentlemen the best of luck oh I you guys are the ones that some of
the greatest streamers I've ever had the pleasure of being with mr. not please
Please, please, please. I require negative reinforcement.
Oh, sorry. I genuinely hate you. This is not a joke.
Seriously, this is not part of the bit.
I cannot stress this enough.
This is genuinely not part of the thing we're doing.
This is not a bit. I actually hate you as a person.
I've been lying this entire time.
This is not a joke. I think you think I'm joking, but I'm not.
I hate you. I genuinely fucking hate you.
For this reason, I will become so much better tomorrow, and then tomorrow you will love me.
Good. Good. Good. Good.
You see, it's not about the negative reinforcement.
It's just the negative reinforcement.
He asked for it. He wanted it.
You understand.
Do you have your buff? The 2 plus or only 1 plus?
I only have 1 plus. I only have 1 plus.
All right, boys, you ready to rip the tip?
I'm ready to rip the tip.
I'm ready.
You ready to wet the bed?
I'm ready to wet the bed.
When you tip.
Rip it the tip.
Rip.
Rip it the tip, baby.
Rip the tip, baby.
You ready?
Oh, you are.
I think you're going to fucking pitch black outside.
I know.
I know.
It's just got to not be.
Listen, we'll move through the night like a ghost, like ghouls.
We got to get to a hot spot.
Ghouls.
This town's a ghost town.
If I look down at my screen,
I'm in a position of like somebody who's higher, you know?
Yeah.
I can see a lot more.
Or you can just turn your gamma up and get the video control panel settings.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I know you have some restraints upon it, but this is genuinely the best game I have ever seen in relation to the Nvidia control panel.
All other games become washed out. This game is, it genuinely just makes it easier to see. It's insane.
Pino, you tell me, when you go to the airport, right, they just kind of let you through, right?
When I go to the airport, I get randomly searched every single time.
And so
This is the same thing, you know, you can cheat lightly you can get away with cheating a little bit me me
They I can't I don't know
And I'm I'm not now I make it randomly searched. Oh
How many times you get randomly is it every time I actually have been randomly searched like two or three times before I
actually have
How many flights I don't know how many probably I don't take that many flights. So actually I
actually am not
I get a reasonable ratio
One of them once said to me what what what kind of C4 you hide
Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, run!
Where, where are we going?
Go to the church, go to the church!
We're on the dumpster.
Oh, no, I can't, I can't, I can't!
Hold on now, what's going on out here?
Is everybody okay?
No!
I can't, I can't!
Are you okay?
Hey, climb onto the dumpster for some reason.
What the hell?
I had no stamina, no nothing.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm just laying down.
Well, I wouldn't take care of these zombies.
Do not worry, gentlemen.
I wouldn't take care of all these zombies.
You need it worry you need it worry
There's a stash in here
There's a stash in here
Full of shit
You need it worry I'll take you to give all the zombies
Maybe I killed the four zombies that were on you
I'm heading toward you Mr.Gimmick
I'm good I'm good I got him trapped
Follow me boys, follow me boys
I'm slowly waking up
Hey you!
As I'm sleeping
all right you like that bitch you like that pussy huh I would not come into the
church I would not come into the like that huh yeah yeah all right I'm up
and clean the zombies outside yeah this is me I'm I'm clean this I was a zombie
help us you give it you said is a
stash lady okay you just stabbed me
oh I tried to turn okay then you
punched me all right I see we are thank
you so much I'm so glad we are locked
in thank you so much guys I appreciate
down there thank you so much I was really hoping while I was finding that
zombie that my two friends would come over and stab and punch me it helps it's
the negative reinforcement we talked about earlier that's right that's right
thank you thank you so much
guys looking here what what are we looking for
I mean, what are we looking for?
Why are we looking for it?
As I'm leaving and going to this direction,
follow me or I will fade off into the trees.
We're getting the loot, getting the loot.
Okay, we gotta go catch him.
I'm hoping that this is the direction toward the military base.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Which way? We can barely fucking see you.
That's because I'm cheating with my DVD control plan.
I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him.
He's white.
You know what?
I don't think I'm cheating enough.
Let me cheat more.
You are actually going to be right back.
All right.
I just had to cheat a little more.
My apologies.
I'm telling you guys.
Where is it?
Guys, let me see what it looks like.
Let me have a second.
I have to check.
Wow, riveting.
Absolutely riveting.
I can only see the white helmet and that's it.
I
Please God just use your Divinity control battle this game is too old to respect
The the the built-in in game gamma. It's too old to respect it. It's too old to respect it
Your sky looks green
Good
It's fucking daytime on your street. Yes. Yes, it is and it was staying a time. It was staying a time
Hmm by the way, it's what about it. Well, this is technically not cheating because it's the control panel and not the filters
This is a personal choice. This is the first one actually considered a personal choice
We're not over here
Follow me to follow me boys. Oh, yeah follow peanut because he can see I
See a village over here
When you said
You guys are going the wrong way. Peter was able to turn around and find you in a moments notice
I'm telling you
It's the
Ask you ask ask
Ask you if you're I don't know what you gentlemen call you Chad ask your Chad would would they rather not be able to see
anything. Oh, I have. Oh, would
they rather be able to see
something? I haven't offered
them. Interesting. Interesting.
Oh, what was that? What was that?
Oh, shots. That was the BK, the
BK18. You said you had a mag,
right? I have eight shots in a
You got a BKT. Oh, come over here. There's a shotgun. It was my shot and I thought it was me put up
Guys, I'm gonna go kill that guy right here right here right here. Take the shotgun. I don't have any ammo for it though
George I mean, I'm down. I'm down to chase. I'm down to chase. I'm with right here. I'm with red foot. I'm with red foot. I
Would write towards the shots
Backtracked away. We backtracked away. We came hubby be
All right. Oh shit. We got another blizzard. Oh my god.
Oh no, boy, boy, boy, boy.
Fuck.
I'm dealing with grandma.
A menfob.
I'm dealing with grandma.
Oh, I hear it. It's right here. It's right here.
I, I, I hear him too. I hear him too.
Hey!
Oh, right in front of us. Right in front of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shhh.
Get your gun out. Get your gun out.
Get my gun out. I, I, I, I have my gun out.
how many of you have nine shots I leave nine shots of poison in the mouth
can't see shit
you know take this extra gun take this extra gun
it's just a little it's just a little guy but it's it's a good bullet
I don't see the gun.
You guys see him?
Oh, right here.
There he is.
Just in case, just in case.
Here.
Here, good shot.
Here, good shot.
Oh, we won, we won, we won, we won.
Yes.
Yeah, as far as the gun shots, we went the way we came in
through that field, just keep running past it.
it where is this whole again oh my god it's like that's regard oh yeah oh my
goodness I can't see I can't see shit what I can't see where where's this
whole again I don't know I don't even know what's oh my god it's the military
camp military camp right here right here
it's gonna be on to the teeth you can't be careful
what the fuck are you guys back at Borkuta at the outskirts military the
little military camp it's like connected to it on the outskirts
This is the worst storm I've ever seen.
I'm out of ammo.
Where is he?
I'm in front of the ship.
I'm dead.
Are you full dead or are you full dead?
I'm full dead. I'm full dead.
I didn't even see him.
Oh!
Where did they put my boy?
Oh god.
Where did they put my boy?
Oh my god.
Call on him, call on him, win.
I
Go on and get peanut
Can you see me?
Yeah, I think you have to level up your
I think it's fully leveled up. I just turned it up to the maximum
Can't man foul bees
i cannot believe that i just used gimmick as a body shield and then was able to successfully
kill the guy
yes i can hear you i can hear you
they're dead they're dead as we take their shit
That's now we take their ship. That is correct.
Come, there are tactical gloves here.
Go ahead and take them there. All yours gets there.
I don't need them.
Some heat packs.
is she giving out peanut your how many people did you kill back I killed one
person just one just one all right it's time
how many were there hey he doesn't have a magazine this five guy
hey wait we don't have a magazine for this one where's the SKS at oh I don't
know but take me that SKS is God's here God oh wait where's gimmick we're
gimmick right here I heal the outskirts right there there he is all by his
loads of
listen we wait for you here is the question I I'm only robbing his corn
Yeah, I'm close I
Stop robbing his corpse. That's the question
So I continue robbing the corpse
Take everything because there's no guarantee that I'm gonna it's night and a blizzard
So so we take my stuff to just take it off. We would the gas mask go
It's still in there grab it. Oh, I'm close
if you want. Are you? Yeah, I just figured out where I am. I'm like three and a half
minutes out. I will cook it boy, we're cooking, we're cooking. A little chilly. It's a little chilly.
Yeah, we're gonna need to start a fire soon. How you doing on heat? I'm doing just fine. I've got
Two heat packs, two heat packs.
Oh, this guy killed a lot of gentlemen over here.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, it's carnage over here.
It's carnage.
It's carnage.
Do we wait for you?
Is the question given?
Do you want to come back for some of your shit or not?
I mean, that would be ideal.
I am like in Vorkuta now.
I don't say what is X plus five.
It's a good
Be my gun, but you're done to Jim
Yes, it's broken ish fucking fucking pristine
This just asked me hi, sir peanut. It's my friend Johanna's birthday today would love it
Quick birthday song much love
May you date literally dark ache and bad
I'm the Joker, baby.
That would be great.
The problem with this place is that this guy can come back here really fast.
That's true. That is very true.
Don't leave any guns on the bodies. Take my guns, take his guns, take all the guns.
They would be take your guns and his guns?
Yeah, because if he could...
What about your guns?
Yeah, take my guns, take it all, take it all.
Then take his guns and your guns or just your guns?
No, no, his guns and his guns and my guns.
What about your guns?
My guns and his guns.
But then he'll have his guns on his body.
If he only take yours.
Take all the guns. Take all the guns.
There's no guns behind.
Well, I have to wander aimlessly through this storm for like five more minutes.
I got to start a fire you got you got to grab his gun hey I'm dying right now I
just thought I'd let you know what I don't know what I'm dying up I have me
I think it's my heat but the thing is I have two heat packs in so it kind of
it's yeah I'm I dive way oh wait is my bone to go that's gonna be a problem I'm
I'm going to head inside this tent really quickly.
All right?
OK.
OK.
All right.
All right.
I don't know how it's going to be.
We're good to go.
We're good to go, gentlemen.
We're good to go.
I'm coming up right now.
You're dying, sir.
Just show it right there.
Can you grab that stick and break them?
Can you grab these sticks and break them?
Hold on.
I, that might be good to my religion.
Which sticks should I break?
the one that I put right outside. Oh, right outside the temple? Oh, the tent door, the
tent door. Oh, I hope this is Halal. Let's say Halal. Oh, thank God, I was hoping it
wasn't a problem. You have to move along. Of course, of course, of course. Apparently
my gloves, my pants, my boots, and my ski mask are all wet. I'm probably gonna die.
I'm gonna rig him out really quickly.
We need to fight him.
You can't rig him out without the fire, can you?
No, you can just rig him out right here.
I don't know how the fuck that works for me, but...
So, maybe... maybe...
Maybe it's cause you're ugly.
Well, what kind of high school bullshit are you saying?
I can't rig out my boots.
I'm going to go outside of the house you can't you can't put it inside what if you try really
I tried so far wait a baby a baby wait
Where's gimmick?
I'm freezing to death dude. I ran past give it where do you go?
They were 50 yards away, and they act on to me in a blizzard. That's a bug I
Got I got screwed. I'm gonna pass away. This is not gonna work
We are inside. No, we need an inside. We need an inside. An inside. An inside. An inside.
You gotta put a backpack on top of the fire. Oh, apparently you want to put a backpack
on top of the fire. Did you see me? Backpack on top of the fire. Did you see me? Did you
see me? Yep. Yep. Yep. That was the guy that works for Twitch. He would not lie to me.
would not lie to me. I do that. No, I think that's true. I think that's true. I think
that's a true statement. Go ahead. All right. All right. And your backpacks are gonna be
fine, right? I don't know. Wait, is my backpack gonna be fine? Is that... No, it's not working.
It's not working. Rush? Oh, you saved trust. You saved trust. You saved... I'm trusting?
We put it more on the fire. Let me put it
There it is there it is
There it is. Nope. It's not working. Not working. We try try um
Again, uh, then just outside the tent drop the fireplace and a backpack in the same spot
You should leave the backpack right there, okay, okay
Okay?
Should we pierce on it?
What if we pierce on it?
Alright.
Oh.
Wow, that is like basically right on top of it.
I'm trying it again.
I can't. I can't light it.
Wait, it didn't even...
It didn't even happen.
I'll take it. He said that. I
believe you for a second.
Oh, give it. You guys see
this? Let me let me try. No,
no, let's just grab. Let's do
I have a lighter. Hold on.
Wait, I gotta stand back.
Stand back. I'll do it. You're
lighter. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes. Yes. Lighter tech. Hold up.
I know what I do. Watch this. Ready for this. I'm watching. You ready? Yep. And that's what you want to do
All right. Yep. There it is. Oh, oh, oh, he did it. You see it's a fucking pro. There it is
There it is. Oh my god. You see it. Oh,
I did I did it. I did it. I
Did it
He's a fucking pro.
I have been practicing for a long time.
This exact moment.
I'm getting word that you're not lucky.
I'm getting word you're a fat bitch.
Should we believe everything we hear or should we believe nothing we hear?
I'm a pretty slim, like a little slim boy.
I mean actually we got slim.
We're not slim.
You can cut your fat off and build a sandcastle with it.
Maybe not slim, but also not big bones.
Well, hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now.
Let's get warmed by the fire for just a short spell.
Give it! Give it! Are you enjoying the...
Oh yeah, there's nothing more wonderful than spawning in the night in a blizzard.
It brings great joy.
That sounds amazing.
I love it.
I love it.
I can't even express to you.
That sounds amazing, gimmick.
That sounds divine.
Oh, my god.
I'm my body.
It's full of not just happiness and joy.
Hello, my name is Joy.
That's right.
OK, the blizzard is over.
Oh, good.
I've already got a plan simple.
Wait, let me put the boots near the fire.
Oh, never mind.
Wait, wait, they're still wet?
What kind of sorcery is this?
Are the boots near the fire?
How near do they have to be?
Is this near enough?
Thank you for being the best entertainment
for me and Hugs.
You have to see the Celebrating Four Years of Marriage.
Many blessings, my fellow lady.
I meet up with you wherever you are.
Wow.
We're four years of marriage, celebrating at Casino.
You gentlemen are going to die together.
You two are going to die together 60 years from now.
Sure it's fucking endless.
That is how you celebrate.
That is how you celebrate.
He's the type of guy that would give his life in his shirt off his own back.
There, Mr. Pina.
This Alada?
Thank you, my boy.
What'd you say who's shooting right now? I don't know. I heard that two women aren't real
real and true real and true
Trying to because I know there's no such thing
For all the shit, oh, yeah
Let me tell you, the casino is one of the happiest places on earth, right above David
Buster's and Chuck E. Cheese.
I went to the casino with my friends a couple months ago, and I got a compensated $100 worth
of Papa John's.
feasted like kings. Did you have to travel? No. Well, it was a long car drive, but no,
I didn't have to fly. Long, long car drive, a road trip, essentially. And we had a hundred
dollar compensated Papa John's. It was possibly one of the best days I've ever experienced.
I ordered pizza after pizza after pizza sauce after sauce after sauce drinks galore
Oh, it was kind of pizzas. It was I got meat lovers. I got a bacon and
garlic. I got
pepperoni
It was incredible. It was incredible. I've never gotten anything compensated from the casino before
It was incredible. I fuck up some Papa John's dogs. Oh, that sounds incredible. That's incredible. Oh my goodness
It was yes. Oh, it's daytime. I only got one buff by the way. I might grab another stick
You come to us give me yeah, I'm kind of I'm passing the job this good just getting absolutely girthed up
I'm girthed up right now and do you guys though?
all right I probably won't stick here we're probably gonna hold on now to the
outskirts down this part where we have sex was that later I've been I didn't
want to say anything I've been waiting in the mountain I knew it was
inevitable but that these in the house sex now do we have sex later can we do
go where go where we originally going to that outskirts town right right below the military
area I'll meet you guys there all of what if he's trying to trap us and trick us which military
area I got five six seven guys on me we're all coming for the two numbers after five
We're all coming dude, we got a fire going we got some magazines
All right, this fire is over you got your two plus or one plus I got I got two pluses. Let's move
Where did you say where were you going?
The place where we originally went that little outskirts town outside of Jalavisco or sorry outside of Borkuta
by the church
You pass the church
You go past the church right below the military base
We were there
Consider that he tried to get us
Where'd you go?
would you go peanut I I I don't know where you watch them where you go awesome
hello hello I don't hear you I'm on giving stand body beautiful beautiful
body I had some epoxy on me make sure you guys get my treasure
Oh, hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! There he is! There he is!
Follow me, boys! Follow me!
Stay close to me, BB. I have this SKS.
I don't want to crawl on my hands and feet like a little bitch.
You can actually dive through the pipe.
is why I go here underneath this thing here we're heading to the little town
I mean it's weird give it give a fire there somebody's having a fire in there
No, no, no, no, no, it's not me.
I haven't got it.
It's game time.
It's show time.
All right.
It's show time.
Put your stuff on the whisper.
OK, I see where I am.
I'll be there in one minute.
It's show time.
It's show time.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Lock it in.
This is going to be locked in.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys.
I guess we're going in.
this man thinks he can have a fire in our presence without giving him permission.
He will show him that we are not friendly if you're so ridiculous.
I'm going to crash.
Unless you're going to fucking run in.
Then they won't hear us come.
It's the next house.
It's the next house.
I've got this one.
I
I missed, I missed.
He's inside.
Got him.
Get out of here.
He's just one of them.
I didn't think there's only one.
You see another one?
Good thing, uh...
Good plan.
Good plan.
He's right here.
check are you dead sir? Oh no he's dead. Excellent work. Beautiful. There he was. Excellent
raid. Someone say. Excellent raid. Excellent raid. Excellent raid. If she were good, he
I'm approaching you guys
How about how about not that is how the government is gonna track me and read
Okay, all right, this is me coming down I got a I got a red do rag I got some 80s
Hold up. I say we checked in for waves and if he is not sufficient in waves we put a bullet between his eyes
This is a mandatory wave check point share a mandatory wave check point literally
You pass the wave check
You raise the bar for future rain chat
All right, we're gonna go to the next military in Kepman yet another BK 18 in here the BK 18 don't exist
Is it helmet in here oh shit
and
and where's, how do we move more towards the in game, where is the in game at?
well let's loot this, this, whatever he's got in here
that bk team might have bullets on it
uh, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't check it
uh, so, yeah, so we gotta go, we gotta go south, or yeah, we gotta go south
Yeah, no bullseye words. It's got a bunch of shit in it. So you take the code eat pills. Thank you. Oh
We'll take the code eat bills
Yeah, Cody is if you're hurt say what?
Oh
That was quick as you gain items you lose them even quicker
That laughing was that laughing off my gun didn't shoot
My gun didn't shoot I shot once and I shot again and it clicked I had four bullets
You got him yep, but I'm hurry big time go go go
I guess we're here come back come back here come back here everything's yours though all our shit
I'm coming out coming
Oh my god, dude, can the revolver jam? How does the revolver jam? I don't know
You said the town where I see the large ball on top of the stake of my near my dear you guys
Guys are we next to him I
Don't know
Mmmmm...
Oh!
I can't tell if I'm next to him. I- I feel like I am!
I- I'm not certain!
Did you write? This- this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way...
This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way...
I'm troubling me, I'm troubling me!
I
Was it going over there? Oh, miss TV's music. Yeah, because you for that
Yeah, yeah, my gun misfire
That's fun
That is always a great time
Especially when it's with a revolver that literally can't damn
Yeah
Yeah, I just
I'm bathing in the joy of
Can I get a quick whoo-hoo?
Perhaps a yeah, huh?
Can I get a
Gonna get a
I
Laska the home-amp!
Laska, Laska.
Exactly, exactly. Thank you, give me.
I believe I'm on the way.
I'm not certain though.
I too am on the way again.
But where's the water tower located? What city is that?
Jalavisco.
And where's that on this map, yeah?
There's like seven people here right now. There's seven people here. I'm slowly healing
Oh lord
Oh lord, no
not like
Now we finally found everybody wait Jolli-Visco
That's on the east east side east side of the northern island
Oh, and where are you where did we die it?
uh we died at like the middle of the northern island
oh it's not far it's not far it's like a five-minute run
oh okay
it's this way gentlemen this way
I'm coming up on something
that's gotta be given to the chat
follow me
Yeah, well that's only coming in.
West.
My buggy needs to help me find it.
Apparently I was going a little bit too far right.
I will be there momentarily, Mr. Heddy-Dee, don't you worry.
I will save the day.
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
It could be east, I'm hoping that it's west, use the sun, oh yes the sun rises in the east
and sets in the west.
like three minutes three minutes or maybe the opposite rises in the east
sets in the west so this is west
guys is the sun rise in the east or is it set in the east
if there's the sun sets in the west
And is it rising right now or is it setting I believe it's probably rising rising so I'm going east right now
If you should be going west
Ah ah ah ah
What's
What's
Of course, yes, huh, this way gentlemen follow me boys follow me gentlemen
The Sun is in the south on this map hold on now. Oh, oh
Hold on now. I
Am completely lost I
Have no idea what I'm at, but I think he's actually right because I think that's the lower island
I think I actually am heading in the right direction. It's right over here. Follow me boy. Follow me
I think I'm going the right way, Mr. MVP. I will be there momentarily to kill all of
the evil men. Don't you worry.
I too am very close to me from the opposite side
10,000 paces wheezed
Why I see military camp and maybe I'll take a quick gun from there so that I can charge in there
Shocking off
Take the lives of everyone in that whole town
including a baby
That's all shooter
What I found a shooter what's a shooting I mean you need this the best shooter in the land
What is how you go?
I mean, I mean it's moxie. Oh
Well, let's kill that human
A human
Gonna pick it score
Why but an SKS with a scope on it oh shit I'm I'm where I die I'm where we okay we're
We're cooking! We're cooking!
Everything okay?
The general, he's after me!
Oh shit the general's after me too. I didn't even get a great little rip that you can get online
The general is the streamer it'll attract all the other zombies
If you stand on the
Climb up on like the somewhere they can't be just shot. Who would just shot? Oh
There's a guy coming for me. Oh my god. He has a gun. He has a gun
He says he wants to clear me out!
I'm where I died originally at the military base.
I need to find another SKS to clear me out.
Score!
Where's all the ammunition at?
Oh my god!
Is that a good oh my god?
No!
Oh
We
I'm coming to I'm coming to hold on hold on hold on it could not be over hold on now
I believe I believed if we can just get together. Oh, I have two chances on me as we speak
Oh my god, and nothing else
Oh my god, I actually have a pretty decent amount of loot myself just from just from my travels
No guns
Oh, I'm back. I'm back from the beak of death
I genuinely have zero fucking ammunition. This is ridiculous. There's a man here
Is it a- is it a- a- a- a- a maybe with a weapon!
No.
Oh my god!
How you- do you live man I'm good.
Again is that a good oh my god!
Noooo!
Oh shit!
Dang it.
They can't- they can't- they can't- they can't even like outpouring!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my!
Oh!
OH MY!
OH! OH GOOD HAPPENS!
OH GOOD HAPPENS!
I'm not feeling too good, Boris.
I don't feel too good, Boris.
I don't feel too good.
I'm not feeling the best, Boris.
I
Died with honor though. I died with honor and that's all that matters. That's all that matters
Now where are you to find gentlemen? I would love to not get gang banged by a village of zombies
That would be in the same town
There's so much fucking loot here, and I'm with one of the best shooters in the game
I think she would be a great
to her that you're a better shooter by shooting her in the face okay all right
that's that's great you protect the loot protect the roost Habibi follow me boys
follow me to her that I cannot guarantee her safe passage what if what if you
give her a live for me as a welcoming present listen she could out shoot all
three of us most likely or not to me I'm not all right then I'll just obviously
here right I mean last time I killed her last time I ran into her technically
yes a good technicality well all right we're okay wait where are I I don't know
where I am but on the shore there is a giant building on the right of the sun
peanuts at Harbor I think there's a person that is about to come murder me
as we speak which is quite dandy shit okay I think I think we go to peanut
I'm here by the way a baby I'm here I believe there's sort of side ready to
kill me have the loot and I think we go to Harbor I guess I'm in Harbor right
Yeah, boys, I'm here. I'm here.
This is the job. Be a clue.
Who would ever keep me?
I I use oh fighting fighting happening right next to me a gun shots
complaining of blasts explosions mr. furamon said v-tubers and background
actors are the same thing okay I don't even know what that means or what crack
you're smoking but it must be some of that blue stuff follow me boy what he
We will take that man's gun for our own!
Lock him.
I heard a gun shot in the distance.
Stay fucked, stay fucked, stay fucked, stay fucked, stay fucked.
We were that, we were that.
I see a military cabinet in front of me.
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to.
We're at the same town.
Stay fucked, stay fucked, stay fucked.
Lock him.
We're going to head towards you.
I'm moving towards you.
If I can get you 12-gauge shotgun bullets, I can peace this place here.
I have found a pistol.
Epic proportions.
You can do this. You can do this.
This is my moment. This is my moment.
This is my moment. This is my moment. This is it. I believe. This is my moment. This
is my moment. This is where I take it all back. Oh, I found it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That was probably the gut shall be heard.
I
There's an evil man
Evil man nearly
Very evil. We're also we're also dealing with an evil man. Oh
I will deal with this evil man you you oh my god I oh Jesus Christ I wonder if
that could fit
It's still working.
It's still working.
Is that door open?
moment ago
Hey, the evil man may be gone. I think I have the encampment to myself, boys.
Alright, we're gonna bust out of here.
Oh, bust, bust immediately.
Come here, bust.
Bust immediately. Bust it once.
Bust now, bust now.
Okay, all clear. I've double checked the premises. It is all clear. All clear. All clear. You're
We are good to go, we are good to go.
Follow me, little bit.
The way you was that I will head directly towards you.
We are at the same town we died in.
We are negotiating with the man, but it's probably
going to be violent.
OK, listen, keep it distracted for as long
as you can.
I will get back to you.
I'm not leaving on the spot.
Well, how do we get back to the town that we died in when
we got one shot in the head?
But then Mr. Himpie being given a grant, boys.
How do we get back there?
No idea, thank you.
Go east.
I.D.K.
Go that way.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much for all of the help.
What, you guys just hear a gunshot my chance?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Then we're close, then we're close!
I'm not sure how to look.
Oh, yeah.
Locking.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wait that wasn't a house that was I that was on those a lake I got confused by the blue
I thought I saw over with these
This is how me over there they still could be someone inside perhaps perhaps
in his combat, and his sediment is certainly hiding, then you come in his rear and come
BLAM! Blast him in the face!
They're all these zombies doing on the roofs. Is that normal?
Yeah, you have a party?
Yeah.
I
Take that
Where was this hooligan shooting? I don't understand.
Oh, where's that 5-jumpin'?
Wait, say it.
How you doing? Where you left?
I- I- I- I- I am in a military encampment.
Aw, he's so far.
You know what he is.
Die, foul beast!
Your voice your voice has gotten so much lower
Yes, what do you mean give me okay? Yes
Give me where am I where am I?
We're gonna come to you. We're gonna come to you peanut. Just stay alive. Okay. I can do that. What's that smoke? Wait?
if this smoke
is a giant pool of one smoke what is that what does that mean a smoke grenade I
have no idea what that you don't just don't die I will die I never die we
are appealing to the airdrop your airdrops in this game or by being
I think I know I think there is an airdrop. I think they added a mod. It might be an airdrop
There's no box. It's just tons of one smoke
Well, where's all that I'm getting with it's just a smoke grenade
Take you under!
Take you under!
There must be someone nearby.
No way a zombie can figure out how to smoke.
What if there's a dead person?
There's definitely someone here. I'll be sent.
Zombies can't work. Smoke grenades.
Everyone knows that.
Don't die, unit. We're on our way.
I never die. I never die.
I'm in Vincenora.
You're kind of far, but we're going to be-line it.
We could be there in approximately 6, 7 minutes.
6, 7, 6, 7.
Oh, there it is. 6, 7, 6, 7.
Oh, fantastic. Fantastic.
Oh my goodness, I wonder if that one fits.
Which is it?
How long does smoke grenades last?
Is it like minutes or seconds?
Like a minute or two?
I'm hot on someone's tail.
If that smoking is still going, then it might actually be in any job, but I don't know.
I don't know.
I just finished recently.
Where's this hooligan at?
He's been tracking this man for quite a few minutes and I have not seen the slightest
morsel of him.
I think I'm safe boys. I think whoever was okay did leave that legal round is far gone
We're we're on our way. We are be lining it to your position perfect. Perfect. I would stay sick here
I'm gonna survive all you need to do is survive. We're on our way. I would stay secure. Don't you worry?
I would stay secure. Yeah, I'm good to go. I'm lighting a nice fire. A very nice fire
Sit here and be warm. Until we get here
I smoke last one minute and 30 seconds. That is far too long. Oh, I feel like it would get you uncomfortable at that point
That is far far too long
In heavens
Sprint on a marathon?
Is that you guys shooting? No, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel as if this gentleman is toying with me.
This is the third time I've heard a shot in the distance, and then I run toward it and he's a faded bee.
Wait, I think...
Fuck him.
I-
How's it coming gentlemen? How's it coming?
You're on the way still. Where are you?
I'm traversing the forest.
No, you're traversing the fucking forest?
Just a slight bit. Just a little bit.
Okay. Okay.
Just a little. Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me.
I'm not worried. I know you can say a lot. I'm I'm worried about us being able to find you
I'm not of course of course of course of course of course
Well, I'm next to three tall trees and once all I want much smaller much smaller much
Three tall trees and one small tree
And that makes a lot of sense. Let me see on the map where the
two tall trees are and the one fucking small three on the fucking map and I
oh I found I found your mother and her friends oh my mother is a secret maybe I
cannot believe you would say oh they're off to the frozen yogurt shop
just a bit of fro you a bit of for you you either shot you either shot we do
hear those shots yeah that's exactly what I was waiting to do to do to dominate the battlefield
uh ladies and gentlemen perhaps we should go to the fire assault the gunshot absolutely absolutely
let's beat up the gunshot and kill everyone and then and then we'll be together
and you see my friend is a very hungry man and surely if he hears the gunshots he will go there
He cannot contain himself.
I am... I'm thirsty!
Thirsty for blood!
There's multiple shots going on.
I want much closer now, much closer.
Oh, Alex, you heard that different one.
You're here to get closer.
You hear that one?
He's going to the closer ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to the closer ones.
Well, I don't know which one's closer to you guys, but the last shot...
The last shot was much closer to me.
Mm-hmm.
We're actually pretty close.
Not that one that we just heard.
I missed it.
There's still been shots ringing out everywhere.
I don't understand.
You hear those shots?
I heard those.
Those were in a different location.
It's popping off all over the island.
Did we go towards those last ones we just heard?
Get out of here!
Get out!
I don't know what he's gonna be very difficult.
Um, wherever you want to go.
I think the shots we heard originally were at Dan.
And then you stick to the right, you stick to the right.
Right, sticking to the right.
You'll eventually come across a dam.
Ah, how splendid.
Let me see a quick break.
Yeah, they're at the dam. We've got eyes on them.
Eyes on them? Where's the dam at? Where's the dam at?
That way.
I'm gonna shoot a shot.
Alright. Are you listening?
Oh, okay. Actually, I can't give you a position. There's two of them.
Oh, the power lines? Oh, you gotcha.
So if you go to the right, you'll hit the water.
follow the water very very easy very easy we go to the right
follow the water you'll you'll hit down let's go to the right follow the water
hit the damn gun one two three
but you were on the way
we're gonna engage you with my gun shots
oh my goodness save those for me save those for me
Boof it. Are you going to the dam right now, the BB? I lost track of you. You guys going straight to the dam?
Straight to the dam.
Okay, straight to the dam.
I'm going to run a real life six million delight.
Oh, an excellent idea. An excellent idea.
Oh, I like to chew them. I swallow.
Oh, me as well. That's what gives them that extra oomph that you're looking for.
I
Perfect doesn't fit in there perfect
Fantastic we got closer to the damn. Where did you go gimmick?
I was going more towards peanut, but now I'm backtracking. I'll I'm probably I'm just parallel to you guys right now
We're good. We're good. I'm following the power lines right now. I was told to follow the power lines
Yeah, our line should be right to them
There's open boys.
You can have them as- I'm sure it's him.
That's me, that's me.
I see what I see, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Everybody turn around and go back ten meters.
Oh, stop.
Oh, that's you, that's you. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Be right here guys, look, look, look, look.
Wait, why is it- wait, hey guys, hey guys, why is it three?
Is this you guys? Oh my god.
Shooter that you've been talking about.
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Hello there!
Hello!
I was sitting here to kill someone named Foxy!
I can't believe we found each other.
Hey!
Hey!
No, no, no.
Rinse!
Rinse!
Rinse!
Rinse!
Ask her how it is used.
Ask her how it is used.
Wait!
Before you do anything, I need you to know I'm extremely rich and I'm extremely wealthy.
Oh, why don't you say so?
I'm all for the money's worth, why did you just say, see which one of us.
Alright why is this one fucking neat?
There's a poor after you.
Oh yes, kill him before he infects you with the poor quickly.
Now where are these guys?
They're out the top, out the top, you could have power right there.
Anybody have a hunting scope?
No, I do go go. Oh
I could hit that shot I could hit that shot with an SK do you want to see?
Yes, I'm here.
Oh, they're just standing there.
Charge!
I totally hit it.
I guess it's time to charge now, but it's no choice.
Fence break over here, fence break over here.
Oh my god, there's a thousand of them!
Get in there, get in there, get inside, get inside, get inside.
Everybody in, everybody in.
Hold on, everybody in.
This is fine, this is fine.
Oh, they're shooting back, they're shooting back.
Hold on, they're shot going to be right now.
There's so many of them!
They're shot going to the fence.
Oh my god!
this block this block this block you're fine are we good let me just fall I'm
good shot at I feel pretty good I don't know what they're shooting though really
good yeah I got you pretty good did you I definitely got shot that's
Yeah, yeah, they got an angle on
Yeah
They're up top on the left on the the big building
Let them have it boys don't know mercy
I
Just one of us we got there's a guy right here this wall
Oh
Do that! Give it my heart and...
There is one more!
Oh! I'm not dead!
Shoot him!
It worked! It worked!
Hold on, hold on.
Give me, Karu. You here?
There is one more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Do you have the sketch? Do you have the sketch?
I
Wish I push up
Shit, I got his deal with the zombie
We do the wish I wish I
Don't know who that was
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
He's down, get him, finish!
He's not dead, he's not dead!
One more shot, one more shot!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
Good work, good work!
I'm bleeding profusely!
I do have a light blood situation.
Oh my goodness, a plate carry! I've never seen one of these!
Oh, I got another!
There's another one!
Are you dead?
Ah, perfect.
Yeah, yes sir. Yes sir. I am alive no longer. I am alive
No longer
Perfect
You killed some it ah I'm very enthusiastic about that although it would be
We is it then no we do we spot right next to him
Who's I think I spot right next to you gentlemen
I think I died. I died. Did we did we kill summit or was that something that killed us? No, no, I died. I don't know who shot me. Go
You kill
I
Just a summit goes down yet again
Those close quarters you just need a shot. I'm not the line. He boys. I was desperately searching for a bandage
That's what they need a shotgun every that is why I began grouping
I'm never carrying two rifles anymore.
No, the shotgun is god tier.
Lightweight, no reaction.
Lightweight, no reaction.
We're all dead. We're all dead.
Everybody's dead?
I think Foxy's alive. I think I killed the last guy.
I think we traded.
Foxy gets all the goob.
Foxy will win.
Foxy's a real one.
Are we sure Foxy will wait?
Isn't that the military
We are next to it boys. I think that's what tell me
14 hours and four different partners that all died I had met three different partners in
The very dirty zone
I
Unhappy with our performance out there, although I have quite happy with the performance of this team general
That is was that him again? I have gotten word that it might have been him
That guy I was looking at you Pino you keep took it right in the face. Oh
Excellent
Yes, I got a guy and then I died
Yeah, I don't know why we thought we only spotted to he should have been yeah, I mean he went for some bandages
Yeah
Are the power lines
I'm actually very near where we just were I'm but I literally see the house where I was before I met y'all
I'm super super close
If I follow the parlance, we'll take me to the game. He called you a VTuber. What?
No, yeah, I'll go fuck myself. Sorry. I hold up attacked by two
spiritual zombies who have magic powers
That's that girl for your gun.
Oh, apparently Mr. Summit is not...
I see his mannerness.
He beds.
Which one was he?
Did I kill him?
No, I...
Well, I see...
I think you technically might have killed him, but it was the one I shot at the SKS,
said that I didn't finish him off, he was laying on the ground.
Oh, I think I finished him off.
No, she didn't.
Finishing Mr. Summon off out here in the cold.
You're a generous man, a generous man.
Let me tell you, I was quite enthusiastic to hear that I am now two and oh against
Mr. Summon himself, the Daisy legend.
Mr. Summon, you always have to make sure to finish off Summon.
Of course you're finishing off men is what I do peanut is my game and finishing men is my name
I'm out of military
Did you guys just hear that shot like a two seconds ago I did hear that shot actually
I think I'm close to peanut I think we're very next to each other. Let me lay down and get some more tequila. I think I'm gonna need some
I think yeah, I need another drink too. Yes, I'm gonna go grab another drink as well
I'm not refugee by the way. What if instead of winning we just get hammered and we do the opposite of whatever winning is I
Like music
Perhaps perhaps. I thought that what we are doing right now already. Yes, but this time we're gonna do we're gonna do it on purpose
Yes, yes
follow me boy I'm joining oh welcome aboard mr. slippery we just welcome a
boy I have to find mr. Summit and say to oh okay listen I am here at the dam so
what I'm gonna do all right are you is I'm gonna yes I'm right here I'm going
to walk up and say Foxy this is peanut and then the person that isn't Foxy
see that I thought was Fox, she's gonna turn around and empty their magazine into my
face hole.
Alright, and then we're fighting each other next life.
I'm... okay!
As soon as I'm done dealing with this handyman and fat Alan Degeneres, I will be at the dam
to collect my resources that I deserve and have earned!
Yeah!
Follow me boys, follow me to the...
QUICKLY!
QUICKLY MAKE GREAT ENDS!
There's no time to waste, there's no time!
There's no time to waste. There's no time.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Foxy!
Foxy!
Foxy, it's me, Peanut!
Foxy!
Foxy, it's me, Peanut!
There's still a guy here. Oh god, okay
There's still a guy here fuck. She says
Look up what what that's you right here. Where's the bad guy? Where's the bad guy at?
Bearman you just you just stand down bearman. Oh, yeah, you're okay
you as a nice gentleman down there below I tried to recruit him but he was
sounded too scared yeah bear man come over here come over here
oh
we're gonna send him in oh look at that that's my set that's my good oh there's
Oh
You take you my goop I'll take oh no you oh no you haven't
It would be my pleasure. Oh, you would bless me so greatly if you had it
I would be extremely pleasure. Oh, you would be. Oh
I would be so pleasure later. You would pleasure me so much
I would be so pleasant if you I cannot I cannot pleasure you that much. Oh, you do not understand
How much you have the ability to pleasure me so greatly so so greatly. Oh my goodness
You I just you I mean you can press me until until I until I can be pleasant no longer
You know, I would pleasure you if I could see where the fuck I was going, but I can't see a fucking thing
right now, and so
Ma'am are you still there?
Who who is this man?
What do you look like again?
I have a park on with a hood
One moment one moment I gotta fill up this magazine make sure we're ready for battle
Hold on, what type of animal does he take?
There's a poor man over there, says he signed a starvation.
Ah!
Perfect!
Well, can I trade you?
Well, where's the bad man at?
Where's the evil man at?
I don't know where the evil man is.
No, this is the bear man.
He said he killed a bear with his bare hands.
Oh!
My name is Sigurd, the bear man.
I killed a bear with my bare hands.
That's incredulous, that's incredulous, but where's the evil man at?
I'm at a big massive tower on top of a hill.
There's no one having any bandages at all!
Oh, they got it.
I had like four or five bandages.
We could have two grandages.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
A lot of bodies here, are the boys coming back?
Yeah, they're coming back.
I'm just gonna pick up a couple items, just one or two, don't mind me.
Don't mind me at all.
Don't mind me in the slightest.
me last night no this is not the guy who sickled you last night no that's no I
did not sickle him I did not sickle him that's a lie that is a lie I did not
sickle anyone that sounds like the guy who sickled me no I sickled no one last
night I would have remembered a good sickling but I do think I'm gonna need
to heat up he is mistaken he is mistaken you know he is mistaken I
I sickled no one last night not a single soul not a single soul. Did I sickle guys super friendly not a single soul?
Did I say very rich and wealthy to sickling?
Never I would have never sickled a single soul
Not once, you know, I would have never sickled a single soul on
Seven me so if I've sickled a single soul
are you a refugee you said no no no I kept going and I ended up at like a
street tower in the middle of a hill magazine somewhere
I'm not sure.
One moment.
Bison poo, bison poo.
Bison poo, bison poo, bison poo, bison poo, bison poo.
Okay, hear me out.
I guess I'm fantastic.
Still good, still in foxy.
If I could give you my stuff, and you kill me.
Ah! I would love that idea!
That's not like a deal I could take.
Are you sure?
Take that as a yes.
What was the question?
14 months in genuges.
You're at the dam Fox is still alive. Fox is still alive. You're holding down the four as we speak. We are holding down the four
I'm just getting the heat buff so I can make it
Otherwise, I'm gonna be toast
Put me down like a pig and I think another blizzard's coming patch a quick patch. What is the blizzard rate?
Before the blizzard comes
I don't know, I'm gonna see but I gotta fire out the guy who sickled me, I've dripped out, I'll just, oh that would be fantastic, that is me, I sickled you, I sickled you, I sickled you, yes you did, last name that's ready to do a sneak attack and then you got to, I think it'll stay, thank you sir, you are very kind man, you're fit, I don't remember, you want to make a man, is he dead?
He's still asleep.
Oh wait hold on.
He's gotta confirm the killer.
Oh hold on.
I meant to kill you.
That didn't happen.
Let me take it home.
Jesus.
I said like a bear and not like a scream.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
He's still asleep.
He's still asleep.
How strong is this man?
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
Oh my god, oh my god
Keep going! Keep going!
This is not a big deal
Finally!
You got it
Jesus Christ
What about him?
I'll be a blizzard in an hour
Jesus Christ
Need a good bag?
I'm doing this fine, don't worry about me
I'm not worried about me!
Did you wait to set this fire?
Alright, that's for Saturday.
You might have to find a house.
Do a little bit of repairs and a good day.
Fucking house, I know.
He's got all the boys in the house.
Oh my god!
Look at him, a bit of a situation.
Here, come over here, come over here, let's go inside.
Run this way.
There's a thousand bold men on us.
What?
There's one thousand bold men.
You wouldn't think the Fire Nation attack.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I think I got them all on me.
Maybe you guys should.
I mean, I mean.
Got one, got one.
Nice.
and
electrical repair kids at something
and you can use that to repair scopes
all those fucked up scopes you know
you killed somebody yesterday
make sure you got a mask too so you don't get frostbite
of course of course of course
you may not have a mask on
oh no I don't find a mask
the poor man?
let me loot up here one quick second
I'm getting nice and looted
nice and looted
Don't you worry about me, boss.
I think I'm good to go here.
I could really use that leather repair kit if I could take it.
That would be nice.
That would be very nice.
Take this bad boy like you do, like you do.
a couple of these. Here we are. And perhaps something over yonder. A little bit of this.
A little bit of that, a little bit of this. Here we are. Oh my god, another Bison Mag with
sixty more rounds of big Evans break Evans
how long is this magazine oh here we go there we go I would cook it would cook
it would cook it would cook it
I
Guess fire a shot
Well peanut or foxy
I'll buy a son you go
Foxy that's me die, but
You need you know, I will never die. I will never die. I'm gonna live forever
forever I'm never gonna die so true so true I'm never gonna die I'm gonna live
forever you are you are spreading lies about me you're spreading lies you are
liar you're a liar and a cheat the thief a lion and liar and a cheat of the thief
that you are your resilience if you underestimate my resilience your
resilience resilience I'm standing right next to the fire and for some reason I
have a downward arrow maybe it's a cold fire perhaps maybe it's a cold flame
yeah baby is it blue check up the flame is blue I'm gonna go grab it there's
It's very orange, but it's made of ice.
Anybody else comes over here and they don't say if...
Oh, you're out of here for good, Shrek!
You can blast us.
You gotta pay for the job, my Premiere, my Premiere and me!
Anybody!
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
I believe in you.
I guess maybe you can't get more than one...
buff outside?
Yo, it's me, Foxy, coming back.
Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is that?
Maybe, maybe.
I'm hearing all that, that's not you guys, right?
Pino?
Wait, we are chillaxing.
We are chillaxing, we are chillaxing, we are chillaxing.
Okay, I'm just going to make my way, I mean it's fucking dark as shit, but eat all my
food is frozen, all my food is frozen.
These guys had to run back to their bodies.
For real? Mr. Foxy, let me tell you something.
Speak slow to these two.
Oh, for real.
Alright, speak very slow. They are.
I always do.
How you say...
I always do.
How do you say, um...
Stupid as shit?
Some motherfuckers.
I would say the running.
Mm-hmm.
Speak nice and slow to nice and slow.
You smoke, sir?
sir oh of course of course only inside my house though thank you thank you you're
very kind oh do you cougar okay I got you oh my goodness I just make my way
hey you can fix up your right I'm gonna go get some more stuff remember I don't
Blast any motherfucker that comes up
Don't you worry. I'll blast
Have you been given it of course of course, I'll kill them of course of course
Are you guys safe over there? You know, oh, we are
Indubitably safe. We could not be safer even if you want to be safe, but it would be impossible
Can you take another shot?
Wait, I said oh
fuck
All right, you know the shot if you need to hit
I'm back in for food and go over there. I need to wait till this is over. I have no idea where I'm going.
They need to lock in. They need to lock in. That's what they need to do.
Dude, these blizzards are pissing me off.
Oh my goodness.
Coming in.
Foxy says that you guys need to lock in.
I'm locked in. I have never been locked in more.
I didn't say it was locked in, I said locked in.
I'm so locked in.
Oh my goodness, I have so much ammunition.
I could fight a thousand battles for a thousand lifetimes that I wouldn't run out of ammunition.
Excuse me, boss.
Can I get another gun shot from you, boss?
One more shot of course
There it is that you that's me. Don't worry
All right, all right
You hear it
Yes, yes, I'm at the land bridge
I'm following the coast up to you guys
Perfect perfect to be too too long and
Fantastic. Oh, fantastic. You're here. I don't know direction of wind
Work does it work? Is it local? Yeah, you have you have you have you saw your heat pack?
So what you want to do is you want to take your finger and put it in your butthole and then stick it up in front of you and
Whatever direction the wind is blowing will be the chilliest on your cheeks
Are you saying booth the booth?
I don't think you hear me right, so what you want to do is put your finger in your mud hole,
then what you want to do is put your finger back in the air, and whatever cheek is chili
is the direction that the wind is blowing from.
Right, okay, I get it, I'll do that now, Bob.
You like to smell your own farts?
Of course! How are you- how's she gonna take it if you're healthy or not?
Good call.
Ah, I think I'm going the right way.
I can't see anything in this shit.
These bullets use up to 2.6 to my 39 voice.
We have to get much more of that, we only have 10.
Oh, that's not good.
We have plenty for the pistol
I can't I went a big circle. I'm back
Can't see I can't see a damn thing when you rather have an IJ 70 with two mags or a or a bison with two mags
And you have 200 bullets
I mean a bison is probably the call it's gonna take a more like the IJ 70 something you might keep forever
If I then you'll get rid of eventually. Yeah, I like I like the IJ 70
It's so versatile and it kills so quickly you'll never get rid of the ij 70 so that's the argument for that
The bison you will replace
The blizzard out there don't go out there. Oh, of course of course
But what if we would like to go out the blizzard do we still don't do it?
Then we definitely don't do it
How we can do they know where they're at? I don't think they know what they're doing at all, but I would check right now
Foxy would have this how about this you tell them so they describe to you where they are you describe what they said to me
Okay, we'll play a game of telephone. Foxy would like you to describe to me where you guys are right now
I'm in Warcoota, and I can't do anything in this place. He's a barracuda, and he's enjoying a blizzard
passing a checkpoint that should be close to you guys.
Now let me check on the BB.
There's a bunch of zombies, so I'm taking a second.
Hey, BB, wait, can you tell me where you are on the pad?
I'm on the way to you guys.
I'm on the road.
I'm passing a checkpoint just now.
All right.
He is in Svekulinovaskia.
Also in Kulinovazur.
And he is on the road.
Kuda?
I go PBIB.
That is where BB is.
Can you tell from what I've said where they might be?
I know where they are.
Okay, perfect. I think I'm close to you guys.
If they're in Vorkuta, for sure Vorkuta.
Hmm, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
You're more warm?
I might as well just keep it on.
Oh, what?
Oh, wait, what am I looking at here?
Arm band keeps you warmer and it keeps your teammates from shooting in the face. Oh, thank you. I see the bridge. I see the bridge
I'm coming down. I go to them since they can't seem to know they seem to be coming quite profusely as well
Okay, okay. Oh
This can of condensed milk is blistering hot. That's right when you want to eat it. Oh
Oh, that is what it is most delicious. That's me. I'm coming down. Oh, that is what is most delicious
What do you see boss?
You like it to hurt me. Oh shit
Thank you guys didn't know how to do it. I'm starting to wonder about you
I thought you were awake.
I'm about to die.
Is there a way?
Can I fight the blizzard?
I'll kill this blizzard!
Kill the blizzard!
Kill the blizzard!
Kill the blizzard!
Oh my god!
This is Hainan!
He's so glad to hear you are alive.
A quick bite to eat!
I have my entire inventory maxed out organized. I'm full on food and water health everything. I'm good to go
I
I'm back. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Oh, guys. Clean some things. Oh, that is splendid. I fought the
I fought the blizzard and I won. He fought the blizzard and I won.
Well, no. He fought the blizzard and the blizzard won.
Honestly, I'm going to be honest. It's it's really
You pay your field relaxed. It's really got me
Are these guns you up for grams yep. Yeah, everything here's
A lot of shit here you can carry a torch in the blizzard like a
If you could light it
Didn't get wet the second I put them out
I pulled them out if everything didn't get wet the second I pulled them out. It's it's heinous
Everything's wet
What eat discreet pile up life on I feel great. Yeah put it in my mouth yes
Oh, yes, no, can you actually let I eat this from my my anus?
Mr. Matt, why don't you stop it?
Oh
Please do not pull the pin though
I will squeeze and pull it when I'm ready
I'm pushing who's enjoying this more. I am enjoying it boy. I am enjoying it boy
No, no, I I am enjoying it more. We will need a DNA test
also. Uh yeah. There's
Yeah. Yeah. Let me open the
You can have that. Thank you.
I'm not paying out of all the
water. Let me take a bite.
You prefer I feed it to you or do you want to feed yourself?
only i feel you baby
hang on but i wanted it to be a lady
he makes me do airplane noises behind you
are you ready baby?
yes yes honey i'm ready for you
here comes the airplane
can you do the airplane sounds too please
I
Cannot eat like this you need to do everything you want me to chew it up before I
Like to chew I'm going to go around now. Where do we go?
And what I
I don't know anything I can have some...
gimmick? Mr. gimmick?
No no no no, give me a second.
Loscaz? Here's a...
a BB.
Friendship bracelet?
Clothes?
No...
Warm?
No...
You guys can go, I can catch them.
I can't protect you from the teammates, putting grenades in your ass but I can protect you
from shooting you in the face, boss.
Thank you, foxy.
Mm-hm.
And I'm... barely hanging in there.
I'm barely hanging in there.
I believe in you gimmick. I believe
I'm gonna have a fist fight with the BB, but I'm gonna cheat and wear these brass knuckles under my gloves
Wait, I have gray ones hold on
I see you fuck the fist fight or tricking him at all
I
Go ahead go ahead go ahead you don't want to be suspicious
Cush cush cush cush
You won't even know you won't even know you won't even know
Don't look at him you can only see if you see him
Catch this huh catch this
No!
Oh I give up
Okay are we done are we done
I give up. I give up. I give up. I give up. I give up. I give up. I give up. I think you won heavy
Thank you guys was that power in the distance. Is that something over there? That was really good job
As I want to go to the the secret or where's the Orban
we use sir where's the or bad I don't want to kill you sir well who we who we
get that who we killing who we killing what you're not foxy not foxy gimmick
when he shows up let me hold up let me get up this tower and see if I can find
some homeless person I can snipe.
Oh, you can see everything from up here.
Oh, beautiful world.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful world.
Oh, my goodness, it's majestic.
White health got the heat buff. I got one can of veggies
I'm gonna chow down and I'm gonna be line it to I'm gonna be there in
Seven and a half minutes feel free to go beyond so I can catch up to you if you guys go airfield or
Refugee next or whatever it's called. Hold up. I think it's called refugee
That's it
You did it. Thank you. I
Alright
Starts stroking the tip and massage in the sap
As per my reward right away sure do not forget to sign the balls
Maybe it's gonna be a little difficult, but baby is it okay if the ball signer signs my balls
I hear it
Talking to no one. I'm talking to nobody.
Oh, hi, guys. I'm stuck.
I'll be there someday. I am suffering.
More fire went out before my food thought.
I know where you are. I'm heading that way.
I'm starving to death.
But I have a...
Honestly, the surface level of my spirit is low,
but deep in my core, I have a high positive mental attitude.
That's good to hear. That is great to hear.
Now, I am looking for an innocent person that is only trying to have fun, full of whimsy,
and I'm trying to shoot him from the top of the stout now.
Ah, Rapina, you really... you've really sort of got Daisy there so quickly.
Yeah, you find the people who are the happiest, and you kill them first.
Yes!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Maybe it's your time in Tarkov or something, but I mean it comes natural.
Oh, of course, yes! Of course! Of course!
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's who you kill first.
The depressed ones, you just let them live. The more time they play, the more depressed they get.
That's right. That's right.
The happy ones you've got to start them off good you got to set them straight
You gotta teach him a lesson. There's no happiness Daisy isn't about happiness
Isn't about happiness
The hell is going on over there Michael Jackson is just down the road. Oh
Oh, yeah back away
He's dangerous. Do you want to see the orb? I would love to see the orb. I
Can get you in the orb
You want to go in the orb? I would love to go in though in the orb
Can you show me how to get inside the orb? I?
Sure can
Sure can what?
Show you the or oh the oh, I would love to go to the orb. You know where it is
I've been inside of it many times sir inside one
Dimmick and the orb my right be as well where I am like three minutes
Damn, or did you move on we're still in damn
How about one of you could be wait listen one of you can be inside gimmick inside the war oh my goodness oh my goodness
Hook car battery after my nipples and once
Who is this?
I see it
So what's that you over there gentlemen?
We are now leaving them because we here's what's back
gimmick still having
Give me he says he says he sees the damn Terry along, but no worries. We will continue forward
Okay, okay. You make we are going right past the damn right to these guns such we're gonna murder this piece of shit
And then and then you come and then you've got oh, I'll hold off. I'm edgy
Don't worry, I'll give you a countdown when you're ready.
Yeah. Oh, that's how I like it.
Good thing, though.
Where'd he go?
Oh, well now I'm bleeding.
I don't want to play these games anymore.
A zombie is mean.
Follow me, boy, but you wouldn't...
Oh, good shit.
Oh
I'm sick. Oh no way
Hey, you're sick, dude.
Thanks.
You're so cute.
I'm not sick.
I'm fucking ill.
Oh, I see him.
Oh, my god, I see him.
I can't even see myself.
I don't.
I hear you guys shooting.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
You missed the first shot.
I just put us all in jeopardy.
I could have hit the perfect shot.
She'd just give me a me a moment longer.
I failed the zombie.
Like
Is that no team
We're hello, sir
But you'd like to talk. It was a miss click on my part. That's Bob. That's Bob
He's got the same force deal accidents happen. We all do it
We should you see him?
Are you okay?
Listen
He's on the second floor behind he's still alive
Second floor behind the tower. We flank him. I got eyes on it
Like him on the left side, I don't see what you sure you're listening for still I
Don't see him. I saw a little gun
He's not on the second floor I don't see what all
I
Where'd you go where'd you go? I'm gonna go up there
Yeah, the right headshot
Hey, I forgot I got a little psychic. I'm being told that you have the class come here
I've got the clap, but also I killed the guy yeah, come in yellow health, and I'm starving to death
Right here
Thank you. Thank you. That's very kind of you
Hey, you are here's your alcohol teams are back there you are. Thank you
Follow me boy, but he was
make sure he's dead buddy I hit him with a five five six thirty meters in the
skull I'm pretty certain that she's Superman this guy is dead he's dead he is
very dead extremely dead genuinely the most dead I've ever seen anyone ever it's
anybody near damn I'm in trouble he could not be more than oh my what is this
device I fucked up my inventory I fucked myself what is that device I can
grab everything throw it in a backpack wait a second a sniper rifle is I
mean we got a silver a field of armor yes he said he is on the floor
wait hold on what does this use 45 ACP oh I don't use that 45 ACP oh I can use that
that sounds delicious that sounds delicious
city's down here are we sure I'm losing it right now don't worry okay okay
yep I'm gonna die okay okay wait hold on now don't you die that's against the
the rules. It's too late for me. Guys, give it to me. I don't know why there's something
with this server zombies ad from like half a mile away. Take this for next time you
heal. Take advantage. Okay. Thank you. Let me eat some condensed milk first. All the
other zombies were like 50 yards out. Get everything you wanted off of this guy. Yeah,
You can have the rest.
I want this thing on the ground with this bandage.
It's cool. It's cooler than I wanted.
You get that, Kimmy?
I'm about to be starting to dare.
Don't you dare.
Alright, where do we have to help Kimmy?
They all just agme from...
There's something going on with the settings.
The zombies are agging from crazy distances.
Don't you dare die on me you don't want to
Don't you dare die on me
Do not do not
Back to the damn right as we speak right now. I'm gonna die IRL do not die do not die Irel either
dying IRL
Also in game
Do not die
I around in the game or anything like that
At all
They're strictly prohibited from dying in the game or out of the game. I've already made it a rule
It's already made it's already rule. I've already said it
Those are the rules those are the rules
What would you say over here was he spending lives about me it's talking about sake no
No, no, no, I was talking about Saki.
I love Saki with the nut.
Yeah, I bet she loves Saki.
Saki, Saki.
Saki with the nut.
Saki with the nut.
Yeah, but yeah, yeah, let me tell you this guy loves Saki.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we need to get a gimmick.
I think the storm's starting.
The gimmick's right back here.
He's right over here.
Are you drawing a gun flash?
I see, I don't know.
I don't know.
So we don't have gas masks, so you'll
be able to see the storm or the orb.
but we won't be able to jump in if...
Oh, that is horrible.
Alright, good to go, good to go, follow me, David.
Follow me, wait, wait, wait, what?
Oh, wait, you know what?
Guys, hold on, I need to go back to that body.
I need to go back to that body.
I need to salad chop that pistol.
I think a baby has it.
A baby you thief! You've stolen from me!
You left it! What do you mean you thief?
There is a gas mask on his body. You should take it.
Is there one?
He just hit the shit out of him.
There was a gas mask?
Yes, yes, there is a gas mask.
This guy?
Oh.
hold on I will you give me that silence and I will give you nothing I will give
you nothing that is a bullshit deal you know guys don't make us die
this week you have a duct tape roll you have a duct tape roll that is what I
was going to give you what this this I will give you this renegade if you give
me the shotgun do you remember give me that silence at once okay I then give
me some bullets what type of bullets I see gimmick or no that's a zombie just
kidding just kidding okay take this bullshit ah I have tricked you in my
Fuck I would be the duck. I am
fool
Don't worry gimmick. I'm coming to save you
I'm going to see a gimmick. I'm laying on a bunk bed right now. I can hear st. Peter calling my
Don't go to the trumpets. Don't go to the light. Oh, he's calling my name
Don't go to the trumpets and don't go to the light gimmick. I'm on the way
Everybody's here waiting for you, Gibbon. Everybody's here. I don't know why the same Peter sounds like that, but it turns out...
Everybody's here waiting for you, Gibbon. Now come on down, give me a while.
Kida got famous and never played with Officer again. No, it's not because he's too busy and I've invited him almost every week for the last 12 months straight, but he has a family that's going through hard times.
times it's because I genuinely hate him and I forgot about my day ones when I
got famous because that's what I do type shit type shit fuck him I hate him
forever it's the second one it's the second one not the first one it's not
the first one it's because I genuinely hate him as a person and I never want
to see it again. Ever. Not even one more time.
I'm almost to you, Mr. gimmick. I'm almost to you.
Where is this place you are staying?
I'm in the little barracks, that tiny little building right outside the big building.
Okay
Right, I think I see I think I see what you're talking about
I'm on the bunk bed. I'm on the bunk bed. Oh
I see I see you. You're okay. I
Don't know what do you give it a how's it look?
Hot grade
Not great. I
Won't lie to you gimmick. I won't lie. It doesn't it doesn't look great. I can't see anything
Come to come come back to the side of my voice I can't see
Mr. Peanut I can't see nothing
Epoxy anymore
Feel nothing to borrow this I
Feel like the $1 bill mr. Peanut. I've been crumpled up and run through the ringer. I'm just gonna borrow this epoxy
you. Are you? Are you?
You're still using? You're
Honestly, you're too poor to steal
anything more from.
Well, you could take whatever
you want, but I can't. You still
use the ski mask.
No, Mr. Peanut. You're going to
have it. Perfect. Perfect.
Give it. Where are you? We need
to hear now.
I'll catch up to you guys, I'll catch up.
That was just the perfect, the nighttime plus blizzard plus fresh spawn equals, that was
bad.
Equals winning, winning too much.
Winning too much.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
How far we are you from this five damn location?
I'm I just had a bad spawn, but I met some people. I'm asking them to shoot me in the head
Oh, that would be very kind of them very kind
Guys don't worry I found gimmick
I found him, don't worry guys.
Yeah?
He's just over here.
He's resting up.
Okay, okay.
Is he resting?
He's resting.
He's resting up.
He's rejuvenating his senses and soon he will be ready to go.
Here he is.
There's a tactical nap.
Right there on the bunk bed.
There he is.
How did he?
I really, I must emphasize, you guys can keep going.
I will catch up.
I have a high IQ high EQ. Yeah I think he's well rested. Oh fantastic fantastic
that's great to hear. Oh that's so great to hear. Oh I'm so happy to hear that.
Well unfortunately we're kind of stuck here right now. Well hold on now we
actually could go and go somewhere else. The storm is coming Mr. or not.
No, we guys we don't need to make a fire. We will live forever
Okay, we are gonna live forever guys just using a gun make the durability of the gun or the silence you go down
Inside somewhere it does
Slowly
Oh, soft and supple, though.
Soft and supple.
Soft and supple.
I hear shots in the distance.
I hear those shots, too.
That must mean I got a good spawn.
Yeah, those are about a mile away from us.
Mr. gimmick, fuck them.
You can hear them.
That's a bee.
What, what's going on?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no.
I was coming to meet you guys.
I did not tell nobody.
How do we get to the orb, Foxy?
How do we get to the orb?
We gotta go this way.
Should we go back to the baby?
We can't wait for him to wake up.
We could.
We could.
I mean, there'll be another storm,
but this one's gonna be over in like 10 minutes.
We'll shake him.
Give me, are you doing OK?
We won't make it to the floor.
No, I have been forsaken.
I am tested.
There's nothing to do all the time.
The Lord has told me in his great and divine wisdom
that I have been cast aside from his favor.
All right, have BB, we got to move him inside.
You don't want to be outside during this storm.
That's okay.
That's okay, gimmick.
It could have happened to anyone.
It could have happened to anyone.
All you need to do now is...
is... wow.
That was a lot of outfits.
It's your guys' fault. If you want to go back for a minute, we can go grab them.
Hold on. Let me ask you how far he is.
Yeah.
I've got it. Not as good of a spawn as I have thought.
Kibick, how far you gonna say? How far?
I'm approximately 10 minutes out. Y'all might want to start looting up the next area.
Look, it's about... the storm's coming.
No, there's no storm. Don't let it lie to you.
Oh my God, we're outside during the storm.
We are...
Thel will be fine. We will be fine.
He's lying. There's no storm.
Foxy a baby. We're going back to gimmick gimmick. We are coming back for you. Where are you?
You know what what if y'all met me I it said now in my travels tribulations my accent has changed I
Am now a cool of a man. Oh, what do y'all maybe a land bridge?
That's right
You have to go to the land bridge at once
Give me this adventure
This is not we need to go. I am on my way to the land bridge as we speak in the boom
the land bridge. the land bridge.
The land bridge is straight ahead of us, but if we go this way, we have cover.
Now, hold up. Are you, are you, are you, are you tricking me?
No, that's the land bridge right there.
Are you tricking me?
Well, the land bridge.
Where is the land at the end, folks?
Well, once you get past the land bridge.
It's for you literally
See where is the land bridge that way all right follow me big tower is that's
It's that you're gonna die in the water. There's shots in there. You'll die. No, no
Oh my gimmicks taking a nap that's what will happen if you swim right now. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh my goodness
Well, we have to find another way around
We as anyone have to go this way shock maze
I'm coming. I'm coming. I took the gas station rhino pill. It is everywhere
All of me
The blizzard it's taking something from me
Oh my goodness, I'm drifting.
gimmick, I need you to make it to us immediately.
Immediately.
If y'all can get to the leverage, I can be there.
Immediately.
Immediately.
I'm so ready.
Everybody in this room is not going to be there.
I am trying my very best.
Immediately.
I am trying my very best.
Immediately.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I got this guy.
The whole of the earth is conspired against me.
Coming in?
The timing on everything that I've waited in the night, now we've got an EVR storm I'm
being conspired against.
You're gonna die out there, sir.
No, I'm not.
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna live forever
This idea fails it's gonna fuck me over real bad
How long do we have until the red storm how many minutes
It's less than a minute, I'll say.
Less than a minute?
God, I'm on the way back.
I'm on the way back?
No need to worry.
Mr. Nutt, if you are trying to end your life
so you can go to sleep because you are a little bitch,
then keep going.
Let me tell you something.
What are you doing?
BB, if that is even your real name, I mean, real name.
We must find gimmick immediately!
We're at the Queen Shack.
We're at the Queen Shack.
Oh, shit.
Yes, hello, your royalness.
I'm a land bridge.
Nice to meet you, your hindrissness.
Where are we all? Okay, after the EVR storm, you guys go to airfields. We meet at airfields.
Oh, one storm?!
Either of you need food?
What did you just say to me?
Am I saying it right, EVR?
I need food, ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.
Can I meet you?
Erectile?
I have no problem with that.
Huh?
Would you mind feeding me just a bit of food?
Wee.
Would you mind feeding me just a bit of food, ma'am?
I've been thinking locks in the house, my balls are so nice and strong.
land bridge I'm in the green shack at the land bridge with this be a good time to
take a boom and then we uh yeah you're good um scoop forward just a little so
your feet are there you go there we go I'm gonna lay on top of you just for
protection I'm fine to me you'd be actually all right you're good it is
like a blanket yeah it's like a weighted blanket I'm on top of you
Don't even you can't even notice me. Oh, yes
Meet him at Landbridge, I'll be right back. I'm gonna take
Yes, yes
Me too
Yes, I'm drinking the rest of this sake I
I don't drink. I feel like I need one. Want a cigarette?
Yes, I would love a cigarette.
Have a cigarette. We've earned it, Abibi.
I think it drops it in your... Oh, I see it.
I don't know if we have earned it yet.
Yeah, I think we did.
I think there is more to this.
There is more to what we have started dealing with.
This is your first time.
This is your first time for us.
Proxy.
My first time what?
Playing on top of Pina?
With the burn.
Yes.
Yeah.
The burn one.
Correct.
I would love to get him in the orb and inside a gimmick at the same time, I think that would be...
I would also like... I would also love this.
And you can just sit in the corner and watch?
Yup. Can I get on top of all the- all the-
Do you know what I just realized?
Yeah?
Oh, shit.
Do you know what I just realized, boys?
Why don't they make superheros?
This is a piss-off, by the way, and I- I'm very- I-
I want to bring this into the kitchen.
Why would they make someone like Superman work out?
Like, for instance, what if they made a piston that outfooted 10,000 tons of force,
and he had to lift it, and it was hard for him.
But then, when he put it back down, his muscles would have regenerated instantaneously,
and then he would be instantaneously stronger, and then it would simply raise it to 20,000 tons,
and he would just do it over and over again and at one afternoon he could like ten fold his strength
psych dragon ball you know
think about that for a second think about that
we need the boat
men's power is is we need a gig we're meant to give him a boat where is gimmick by the way
but we haven't seen gaskas he's going to meet us at airfield the things we are doing
He can't get stronger.
We need three.
Are you serious?
We're going out.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, don't they have regenerative powers
where they heal immediately so they can break their muscle
and then immediately who would usually take a gym guy
like a week to recover from, he would recover from in seconds.
Oh my God, he'd be...
Could you imagine how he would look?
Mm-hmm.
He'd be like a meatball.
He'd be a meatball.
He would be a meatball.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He'd call a meatball man after a while
He is the best streamer because he's so funny and entertaining
And that guy it's something he's too positive
Way too positive suspiciously positive
suspiciously positive
That's too positive
suspiciously positive
He's planning something he's planning something
He's got papers on his walls
Yes, Peter is the worst
Get up soldier
Have you become stronger because of the storm see if you can survive this I
Don't want to tell you
I don't want to tell you what a baby did to you are you okay?
I'm not sure. Okay. Uh with
every day, just let me know how
much money I owe him. Uh how
about 350,000 dollars? Ooh.
was. What about Demek? I believe
you were playing with a
gentleman named gimmick earlier.
Yes. Why? Oh, gimmick for
putting his fingers in my mouth
Mm-hmm. Yeah, not that I couldn't afford it. We're meeting him at the airfield. Yes, crossing land ridge now. Yeah
Yeah, it's over here. He's sometimes giving slimes his tongue along my crack like a credit card and make some beeping noise
That's only $25. Oh
Does he get any special sometimes he grabs a midnight snack
Okay.
I don't mind.
Where are you quickly?
Answer quickly.
I am suffering.
The amount of suffering
I have endured.
I could not imagine.
You are suffering more than
anyone in the world
has ever suffered.
Oh, ever.
My...
history in the future.
in the future, in America, China, Russia, anywhere in the world, and it continues, and it continues.
That is my poo, yes it would be.
Oh my god.
I've only got 27 zombies.
That year's premium.
After me, I should be able to see them.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I don't think these two want to see you win. I've suggested going back and helping you like a thousand times
And so now we are going in the opposite direction of where you are. I'm not a
Even start walking toward your direction and they'll start saying no peanut. No, I
Can't believe this
I'm
To give you I guess I'll go fuck myself
No, no, no, do not go fuck yourself. I'm sorry. My apologies. I have so many voices in my fucking head
I have demons everywhere. Well, what is it that you were saying poxy?
He's officer. He said not because of family issues
Because he became famous and forgot his day once that's right
guys guys becoming famous requires you to do two things and that's to get your day
ones and be absolutely horrible to women. Do not worry I will not let you down I
will not let you down I will do my part. I have my privilege but my
That's riveted as me.
Oh, perfect.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh, this is wonderful.
Wonderful.
Ah.
I was hoping for all of these gentlemen.
Weird.
40 minutes.
If you're going to thank you, don't need to thank me, gentlemen.
It is all part of the job.
It is part of the job.
I knew what I signed up for.
Oh.
I think they want to kill me as well and harvest my body for food.
No, no.
You gotta be careful there, you know, they're middle class.
I can tell.
Oh, gimmick money's worth being around in the next few years, but only you and your
vast wealth were accompanying me now.
I'll be there soon.
I apologize Mr. Feetleth, that you'd have to endure such low class-
I cannot any longer.
I saw them earlier using only quad-ply toilet paper.
If I could turn off the screen, I would die.
Oh, I wouldn't even use that to blow my nose.
Me and the gimmick money were...
Disgusting.
Disgusting gimmick money was disgusting.
Disgusting.
How they doiled me.
How they doiled me.
I'm sorry to bother you, rich people, activities and conversations.
I just wanted to tell you.
We will permit you five seconds of talking time.
We're almost there.
Let's go.
I'm almost there as well.
It is a...
B.B., we were just discussing your...
...how you bowled movements and how you take care of them.
Yeah.
And let me guess now, gimmick.
Oh, gimmick.
That's the way it goes.
Go on, go on.
Is your toilet even Japanese, baby?
Hahahahaha!
This is not talking with you, boo!
Mr. Noth, I have a Japanese man that has a joystick in Japan,
aiming a little water nozzle with perfectly warmed water,
spraying directly at my anus after I poop.
Do you understand the richness of employing a Japanese man?
Oh, Habibi Wetherford!
Look directly at your anus on a daily basis, sometimes twice in one day.
And the spring water comes straight from Japan!
It is not even water from here, it is import coins!
Habibi gold coins!
Habibi gold coins?
I should have said something, Mr. Habibi!
We thought you were scum like Foxy!
To this!
My god!
Give me give me money with
What a turn of events
I'm here. I'm here. I'm in the building. I'm in the fireplace. This is where you are
Fireplace
There's so many zombies
What's the other gun to be okay over there?
Why are you so pretty zombies?
Hey did we go backwards or forward in the progress of this map?
Hello gimmick!
How was gimmick forward in the map that makes no sense to me?
Hi IQI, you're Mr. Peanut. You know how hard I've been working?
I met Saint Peter and I swallowed him across the face so hard.
Oh!
He shat his pants at the pearly gates and I jumped back off the clouds into my barren
coil.
Where are you?
Where are you here?
Okay, I'll come here.
Where is Gimmick?
I don't know.
This is the airfield.
He's coming here.
Okay.
But it's okay.
Where's Gimmick at?
I'm I'm literally right outside you can I can see you
give it buddy's way give it buddy's way to see you
it's a sight for the store eyes
oh my god it was very easy to reach you again
it was very easy
oh my goodness
I just had to take care of some business
I just had to take care of business
oh my goodness
Oh, no. No.
Oh, well done.
Oh, would you mind giving me a second while I puked my mouth a little?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness. You hear that laugh?
That is a laugh of an undiversified portfolio.
All right, I'm more rich now.
I'm more rich now.
I just had some stuff transferred over. I'm more rich now.
Oh my goodness, I'm a bald, I'm a bald, give it money's worth.
BB gold coins, please step away from the riffraff.
I will tell you, Foxy is actually the one who gifted me the bidet that I have, the one
with the Japanese name.
She gifted me a one year subscription to the free Japanese man Amy at my anus.
And then of course because I'm also rich, I have then kept up the subscription.
Oh!
Is it possible that gimmick money's worth is asking somebody for food?
He's begging for food in front of our eyes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I thought she may have some kind of street cuisine.
I was asking, I was asking, street cuisine.
He is feeding food!
I don't need food.
No, no, no, wait, hold on now.
Now, I don't need food.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I won't lie to you.
I need some meaty things.
That is a really nice tomato there though.
Actually, I'm just kidding.
I'm going to eat some of this tomato here.
Here, grab this.
Oh, sorry, I was just practicing my English
I asked for food and nobody has food and then and then suddenly everybody what what is all this food?
I'm gonna start again
I just want to get to him to hit him big.
No we don't have any food over here.
We don't have any food over here.
Fresh out.
Fresh out.
Fresh out.
Fresh out.
Actually it's just right out.
I am going to die.
Oh my god.
Die.
Look how he grovels.
Hold on.
Let me just, let me just.
I would think this guy's not floating.
One second.
We're working this town again.
No.
Please.
Where are we going, Dags?
Here, Mr. Gimmick.
I have a beer bottle for you here.
Wait, I think I had a beer too.
No, that was like 10 hours ago.
And here.
I also have dog food.
Thanks.
You eat the dog food.
You get out the dog food.
I have dog food here.
Oh there you go. There you go. There you are.
There's your dipping buddies.
Yeah I'm a doctor. Let me give you some medicine. There you go.
Slam it. It's ready.
This one is good. This guy is good.
Alright, not good enough.
Alright, where are we going today?
Alright, alright, alright. Let's go deeper.
We're going to the deeper area so we can get to the thing, to the...
Sir, do you not want this?
We just need you got a mask right? I do not have a mask though. Oh wait. No, we need two more masks
Big we go for more masks a one we're going to it's a hot hot spot hot hot hot
if we keep going this way there's gonna be some opportunity to shoot some
animals. Wait I love killing some but it's my top three favorite things.
Let's go let's go. What is the other one?
Sean see push on she
On what is more rich than hunting humans for fun?
You have no skills and you're a looser
I like to open my mouth and these blizzards lift the snow dribble in the little hydration.
The hell guys! I think I'm doing pretty good.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Have you ever had yellow snow, Mr. Gale?
Oh, I've heard it's delicious.
Pineapple?
I believe it's a famous.
Yes, it's a lion punch.
A lion punch.
Some of us call it.
Oh, of course.
Call myself sort of a sommelier of yellow snow.
Mr. Gimik, you don't have an arm band.
Our friendship.
Friendship, right, sir?
Oh, shit.
Well, I have a tin here.
Oh, my god.
That's a very nice bandit you have.
Oh, thank you.
We're losing. Yeah. Did you
That's right. Incredible fanny.
It's a it's a well it's a well
It's also a nice fanny pack. You
have a well faced situation. WPS WPS
I put your money where your mouth is, Beast.
I think that's like the sixth time you say it.
What?
I'm also gonna fuck you up.
I'm sorry, I was just about to sing my English.
My apologies.
My apologies, I was like...
But, that was that.
But, that was that.
You're begging for...
Buddy, buddy, buddy is quarreling.
Oh my god.
Fifty-two beast.
Is that like Mr. Beast?
Bro, counter-strike, new update is fire.
Mr. Beast knock-off type thing?
Move a rock on dust two, three feet to the right.
You know when you're such a fan?
Mushroom update!
You're doing the same thing.
Well, you're a fan of?
No.
Yeah, same.
I've never done that.
Some people do
Got one
He's too good at the right direction yeah, I've lost everyone. Oh never mind. I see you
You're doing it. Two more masks to go to the orb. Two more masks to go to the orb.
Anybody got twenty two ammo?
I
What is this place?
So good to be on the road again
Is this one of the deep places that has really good route
hmm it's kind of in between spots you can't find good stuff here but where is the net the next
place is when the good loot really starts oh you never see anyone keep bullets in the inventory
like that we don't know you can get those nice little treats what's your good little treats
Oh my god, there's the race!
Oh, I'm dead, dead.
I knew I fucking heard someone.
No, no, no, he just died.
Wait, where is he?
He said he was dead.
Okay.
I'm
I can
Whisper, do you know where he died?
Right there next to the white in B building on our side
I have a flash I have a flash grenade we can we can blind them blind them and then rush in
We can open the door and throw a nade in these doors. He's out here somewhere
the
Okay, there's a baby's body.
get me gimmick was that you did just a little to me okay uh no no i'm not gonna
beat his body i got a white armband okay okay i think that was
foxy i just don't look like it
oh shit i'm gonna do i'm gonna do i'm gonna do
how you even get up here what the hell
but i don't even go anywhere
I am with Foxy, we're together.
Am I here to be on this other metal thingy, see me right over here?
I see nothing. I see nothing.
What the hell? Where did he go?
We can get on the other roof actually.
I'm gonna go up here.
Where the hell did this guy go?
He's here. I bet he's a solo.
I see him! He's behind! He's behind! He's behind! He's behind!
Alright, which direction? Which direction?
this way if you go straight ahead on the right right side of the pipes at the end
none over here he ran he's running he's running
i'm thinking i'm thinking oh this is not the best pick
okay i all right we got him we got him oh good one good one good one
but he's dead he's dead is there another one no no no that's it okay oh
I got revenge for Habibi. I got a good one team. Good one. I'm gonna I'm gonna grab
this shit. Oh shit. God damn. I slanked these boys. These boys. These boys. Bring it into
the shutover right well I'm guessing it's too late I'm guessing it's too late
for Mr. Mr. Hibibi. I feel like we are too deep and let's get Hibibi brought all the way back here.
Oh, where's the nut?
He's here somewhere.
Hello! I'm here!
There you are.
Oh, there you are.
No, there is no chance for me, ladies and gentlemen.
I would have to go out for tonight.
But I must say, I heard him and he was talking.
It's not a shooting. Oh, that's all that I will leave you
with. Oh, he is not quiet. I did not hear him walk. Oh, Oh,
that makes sense. Oh, that is such a shame. Oh, it makes a
kind of sense. It does make a little sense. I had a mask on
Oh, god, man! I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!
Guys, kill him, kill him, I'm only down, I'm only down!
When you walk out of the door, you're still alive!
KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM! KILL HIM, KILL HIM, PUSH GOD!
He- NOO!
I'm dead.
I ADS'd instead of flying fired.
I thought he ran to the right.
Can't see shit.
Except for you, peanut. He's still out there.
You can't, you can't!
Good work, good work!
Okay, no, another one, another one!
Ah!
No, I'm not done again!
We're still in this one, we're still in this one!
fucking oh he's a bad shit like I see the light she I see that I see the light
It's actually still alive?
Yeah.
I'm here, I'm here, did you get a ball?
Ah, there's two more, there's two more, two more.
Oh she's dying. She's fucking dying. She's cold, she's dying, she's blinking.
This is your moment. This is the moment the right about.
If I die, Gigi's fucking... Gigi's, Gigi's fucking...
of
the
the
What the hell happened to him?
He died?
Bad laughing.
Oh, last night was a bloodbath tonight.
The blood had leaked from the bloodstains.
He's still good.
Bad laughing.
You know, that's something.
He's still alive, dude.
I can't believe how bad he's been.
There's no way that blizzards are supposed to be like one an hour or more.
We just got, every fight we got into was pitch black.
I'm, listen, I'm going in video game settings next round.
I'm just doing it, it's, every goddamn time I died,
I can't see shit.
I, I, I, I think I died to the gold.
I'm not certain, but when it finally took me down right there,
it was then it was a bit nippish outside.
Bullets could not defeat you.
It was Earth itself that was beset upon body.
Yes, nature itself, nature itself.
Wow.
Well, I hope you guys had a good time
walking around for eight hours.
Tom, that was tough, that was tough.
What a shame, what a shame you were getting close to.
Oh, my goodness.
I feel like it was a little,
the population was a little lighter tonight too.
Oh, baby.
Well, I mean, we got in the PVP several times.
we just uh...
like when we first there was like a people that one house you guys were
trying to come back
then we got into another fight with some in them
and then from there it took us four hours to move anyway
but we were constantly
we were in a comedy of errors
we just we would lose one, we'd lose two, we'd come back
there were simply too many
and the people we kept going against were very skilled, very skilled
We ran this a bit one like twice tonight
I think maybe kill him a third time. May we kill him a third time. May we curts him
Yes, I will cut him right now
I will kill him one other time
I hope every sock that he has in his drawer becomes wet for eternity
Oh, I will curse him
Oh my god
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
I think Foxy's eating your body, dude.
She's trying to extract peanut butter.
I give her permission!
She just died! Oh my god!
She killed all of them!
And now we have 507. Fuck you!
Fuck you!
First in there died, including the people we were fighting.
How crazy is that?
Everyone died?
Oh
Nobody made it out of that bite died. Oh a sad into a sad day
I'm grieving I'm grieving. Oh my goodness. Oh, she is quite good at the game
Okay. Oh, she is really is pro. She's a pro. We should try that again another time
I'm gonna be done for the day, but yeah, yeah, yeah, he's well. He's well
There's no there's no start when you run right now. Yeah, I gotta heal. I gotta rest and heal
I've got to let the the joy of life return to me my dead heart right now must it's got but a spark left
I must let it rekindle. Mm-hmm. Of course. Of course
You back tomorrow and my stronger than ever
river. Sounds like a plan. It sounds like a plan. Yes indeed. If we can get if we can
be here all together before we cross the the river, we'll be Gucci. We were just every
step of the way. We were just dying relentlessly to the windstorms and nature against me. I
agree. I agree. And if BBs I would I would go back for Mr. gimmick and I'd be there.
against me because it's very common for said no because of the
seriousness of Daisy and the silliness of the mr. nut I was going to rip my
fucking head out that part I was taking this very serious
You are the most serious, very serious!
It is you who is new boot goofing!
I was not new boot goofing, I was very old boot not goofing. I was old boot serious.
Old boot serious.
Oh, you're a real goof, Mr. Apey.
He was new boot goofing.
No, I am going to go back into the game only to pick up a gun just so I can F11 myself.
Oh wow.
he's dedicated he's dedicated that is he's dedicated he dedicated skin
listen a thousand blessings to you gimmick a thousand blessings to you mr. not
I are we trying this tomorrow I have not decided what is in store for tomorrow but
if I do you I will I should be better the game together yes yes yes I would be
Let me know let me know I'll be here probably no matter what
2 million blessings in the back of your island forever!
I hope you see what I got!
You give me a hand to Mr. Hibibi!
Oh my God!
It's too much!
It's too much!
You give me a hand to Mr. Hibibi!
I will wake up my friends and have a donation!
They are retired! 5 trillion blessings!
The last one!
It was 20 trillion!
Good night!
Alright gentlemen, I am giving up!
I am getting off.
I'm going mad.
I'm going mad.
We have beaten BB in the blessings off.
Easily.
Easily, may I ask?
Can't do a solo one?
No!
That sounds horrible.
Let me tell you what that looks like.
Walking around for an hour and 45 minutes,
and then the screen goes black and says,
You are dead and I do not even hear the gunshot.
All right boys, I'm getting up.
I still cannot believe we secured the AT&T tournament.
For those of you guys who were not here earlier,
we secured the winnings of the AT&T tournament.
It does not even matter what happens next week
in the CS2 tournament.
Of course, unless they do some stupid double points thing.
Boys, do you know if they'd ever done
any double point synadigens?
Have they done any double points in etiquettes in 18-10 before or no?
Because if not, we're going to go.
We win.
No, no, no.
Never.
Oh.
Hopefully not.
Hopefully not.
Hopefully not.
That would be...
Oh, I could not even describe to you.
I could not even describe to you.
That would be horrible.
I could not even describe to you that would be horrible that would be horrible
We I think we've secured the wins and I think we see the win that is what is most important
That is was most important. We will still cross them and see us to though just for the glory
No, I could not everyone good night gang
Have a good night everyone good night boys have a good night now good night gang have a good night now good night everyone
Good night everybody! Have a good night now gang, Have a good night!
Have a rest, stop resting now gang, have a good night now!
Good night!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Get out of here, get out!
I'm going to eat duckles and die in the toilet.