TheBurntPeanut
DAYZ | MF SURVIVAL | w/ Gimmick & DoubleLift | NEW MAP | NEW MODS | #BUNGULATE
05-23-2026 · 7h 45m
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So, it is a beautiful fuck of fan Friday, gentlemen.
Yes, no, I see you already typing, pick me in the chat, gentlemen, how trivial, how trivial,
guys you already know the rules it is completely at random it is completely
at random and you cannot influence the outcome of fuck-a-fan Friday before we
even begin, gentlemen. I am feeling swa-veh. I am feeling f-f-f-swaa-t tonight. I would like to make
a quick cheers so that I have an excuse to take another sip of tequila during this intro. Cheers!
Cheers, cheers to us, cheers, cheers to us.
And there it is, cheers boys, hmm.
Fantastic, fantastic, hmm, hmm.
Guys, I have seldom news, I have seldom news.
I have seldom news, I have seldom news, I have seldom news,
I have seldom news and I know a lot of you guys
don't know about it yet
because
You guys for the most part usually stay up of
Quitter and and and the horrible horrible horrible horrible
Internet platforms
Which honestly gentlemen kudos gentlemen, I try to do so as well if my job did not dictate
I don't know if he got a job. If I did not think that I had to do it, I probably wouldn't be on any of them.
Yeah, yeah, I see. I already know you guys. Mostly don't know you. No, I'm not pregnant!
We did this the last time. I'm not pregnant. I have a real announcement. I swear!
No, not congratulations!
I have a real announcement.
It's- guys hold WAIT! WAIT!
I have- oh, alright thank you. Yes, you know what, fucking thank you.
Thank you. It's coming along nicely.
I'm gonna get a sonogram next week.
I've been playing- I've been playing classics
through my stomach, like T-Grizzly and Little Yachty so that I-
that- that- that- Little Peanut can grow up and- and- and no, the- the classics
of of our time yes it is it is yes they I just saw one person see it man you
guys really don't go on on Twitter and said she's a Christ I tell you boys
honestly better men than me better than me you honestly your kudos kudos again
kudos again yes AT&T took down our photo already gentlemen yes AT&T took
down our photo from their logo. Yes, it is what you think. The yacht owners and the billionaires
and the stockholders and the rich and sexy and the entrepreneurs were all making comments under
the Twitter post. Oh, don't you hate it when the yacht owners and the private jet flyers and the
Entrepreneurs that this is so sexy as well. I mean wow, how do you get shins jizzled shizzled in such a manner?
Yes, yes, unfortunately all of those rich sexy entrepreneurs made a bunch of common shot it guys no don't I don't hate no guys
Not fuck ATT. It's a company. It's just doing what it has to do. Honestly. I see I don't have any
This day for them doing that at all. It's a company guys. That's their job to do that
That's their job to do that they're supposed to protect VR all that stuff is supposed to do that
That's the job. I'm just I have no ill will with them at all
I would I would never see the house company that the company's job is to protect themselves. Hey, hey
That's completely fine truly. It's guys don't guys
I would give out at the the the yacht owners and the and the rich and the sexy that comment
and that's you should be all of all in a tizzy with
oh no no no no no no no you come down over there you come down over there you come down
uh you got down over there you got hey hey you got me down over there well the post is still
up it's just the logo is changed the logo is changed seriously boys seriously i i i i it is the
the the usual Twitter crowd that got it taken down the usual Twitter crowd I'm assuming I again I
I don't really I didn't really ask for too many details but I saw that it changed today
and I just assume when I looked at the comment section that that's what it was you know what it
is voice you know what it is you know I even saw one of the the comments down below it was I mean
they were ruthless. They were ruthless. One was from Derek. He commented. He commented. He goes,
I am so distraught by you changing your logo to Mr. Peanut. I am canceling my 42nd birthday next
week. And when I get home, I'm asking my mom to change our phone service provider.
And that was one of many one of many in that comment section. Oh my goodness. Oh
Let me tell you let me it was distraught to even see it was I was beside myself
I was beside myself. I was so beside myself. I was so beside myself. Oh my goodness
Fine Derek. Yes Derek there. Yes, there he is. Oh, I'm dying. It's fine. I'll just die all run on the next one
I'll run the next one. Yes, that's what happened boys. That's what happened guys guys. We all know what happened, okay?
The people that comment under there, I get to you, none of them even pay their own fucking phone bills.
Come on guys, let's be so fucking real.
Okay, let's be so fucking for real right now.
Let's be so fucking for real right now.
You think a single one of the guys that put a negative comment on that post pay their own fucking phone bills.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything else, come on.
Come on guys, come on.
Ah, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Yo, why y'all hate me so much?
I swear if that guy's name was Derek,
I didn't even check.
Wait, was that guy's name Derek?
That was, no, that's not the right Derek.
It was another Derek, another Derek.
It was not that one.
Bad old Derek's, a note that I can get behind.
Now tonight, boys, we have a special surprise.
We are bringing in gimmick once more.
Guys, I've been having so much fun with Mr. Dick.
I've been having so much fun with Mr. Dick.
And, but we are also bringing in Mr. Duffinip
to try Daisy for the first time.
So let's make sure he hates it.
But properly, let's make sure his time is horrible.
Let me go see if he's here.
Let me go see if he's here.
Let me see.
Let me take a beam.
Oh, okay.
He says, after this game, I'm down.
That was, oh God, that was 25 minutes ago.
I think I'm late, late, late, late, late, late.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, Mr. Double is so sorry for making you wait.
Oh, oh, no, you're kidding.
You're good, bro.
You're good, bro.
Dude, what is this game?
I'm running slow as a snail.
Are you ready to have fun?
I'm fucking ready, bro.
I'm fucking ready.
I'm ready to go completely insane I'm scared
Have you tell Mr. Give it to join up?
Me and the Bunkers were just talking.
Did you see that they removed my face from the AT&T logo thing?
Wait, they removed it?
I thought they just added it.
Yeah, a bunch of successful yacht owners commented on the post and they took it down.
down. And they took the love of God. No way. Like, like the regular ass AT&T, the plumbers,
they started complaining. Oh my. The who? The plumbers? The plumbers? Yes, the nine to
fiveers. No, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? You think those guys are making negative
comments on Twitter? Actually, you're right. No, it's actually, it's actually, it's a
dyno-nuggy eating basement dwelling 42 year old living with his mom never even paid a phone
build their lives that's just out of the Twitter post that are you actually yes
that makes sense that's just out of the Twitter comments section oh my goodness
that's crazy you lasted like an hour up there
is it person or a zombie hmm as a zombie how much I got my gun bro oh my
god oh my god but you already have a gun where'd you get a gun at I don't know
I'm fighting him and fighting him before he's in danger!
I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking dead.
I'm fucking dead.
It's over, it's over for me.
Why did they make me Asian in this game too?
That was racial profiling.
Hello!
I'm Asian, maybe, too.
Oh.
is this gimmick? Oh, Mr. gimmick welcome in.
We can both of you guys talk right now so you can adjust your video levels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your video levels.
Hello. Yo, yo, what's up?
Hello, hello. This is me talking.
Oh, that is so great. Oh, thank you gentlemen.
Thank you. I've just spawned in. I'm under great turmoil.
Sounds right. Also, nice to meet you, Mr. Doublelift.
Yo, nice to meet you, bro.
Follow me, boys. You must find out what that is.
What?
Oh, Mr. Daddy, Mr. Flatness.
What was good made, good made.
And Mr. City, what was good made, good made.
So, uh, if I pick up a gun,
how do I, like, pick up a gun out?
Thank you, my boys. Reach each of my boys.
Oh, the legend,
the good people, the new realms,
a shot you on some job on the ATT,
to turn this fucking no-
Mr. Peach, cheers, boys, cheers!
A gun like how I like put it on but I figured it out
Thank you good sir. Gotcha. Dude this game is crazy. I've never played anything like this before
Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be like it is gonna be
You must know that's kind of way yes, yes, it's yes
Beautiful sort of soft stress free kind of way like a like a your duct tape to the ceiling and there's a
a six-footed German lady who whipping you in all black latex it's yes it is it's
flexible in its in its in its torment right exactly yes yes I didn't know is
that kind of steam game I see my friends play those kinds
now I am outstain the wilderness I am trying to find you find gentlemen at
once I have just arrived on the island and you know you're gonna be proud of
me mr. peanut I opened my in-video control panel settings and I did a
little adjusting a little adjusting just a light tasteful adjustment nothing
garish nothing too extravagant mr. giving a course of course right I
genuinely take longer and longer each day to five to six million the light
because I know joke probably have 50 empty canisters.
Ah, I know that like I let them stack up like a great tower.
Of course, of course.
Bro, so they're just plastic. They're just plastic.
Follow me boys, follow me gentlemen.
Alright, I am looking through the wilderness as we speak.
Double it. I need you to describe your surroundings at wisdom
Uh-huh, okay. Yeah, um
Wow, what the fuck did I just do? All right, I'm at harbor three
Silo's I'm like near I'm like in a barn on the second floor my screen's turning gray
Jolli, my screen's turning gray. There's like a form
So it be good if you look on your map
In like
Just tap left click. Just give it a little gentle whispering tap.
Ooh.
And then you can hold down middle mouse button to like squint and do a little zoom.
Oh! Oh, no!
Oh! Terrible timing.
Get inside. Get inside a building.
Oh, this is the red storm of...
I didn't expect it.
It's very good. Yes.
Oh, you got unlucky, Mr. Doublelift.
Unlucky, this storm will take you out back.
Oh, that's okay. I don't mind dying early because I pretty much have nothing honestly
You probably should die now that I think about it give it
I didn't want to say it, but yeah
Tell me to die
All right, fuck it. There's a point where
It's easier to just hold on. I think I'm hold up. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. You're not in here right now
No water no food
All right
I
Take the under foul. Are you Mr. Peanut? Are you in the big the big city? I
Think that order is a tip good enough to stop a lightning strike
Not a hundred percent, but I'm pretty sure as long as it has a floor
Ah, let me check. What about to fight the zombie here for a second? It does have a floor
It doesn't work yet. You should be fine. You should be fine. Perfect. Oh
And there we go
Alrighty alrighty, hopefully I'm still
Very healthy. Hopefully I'm still very happy
One moment gentlemen one moment saying a little prayer now. It's a little prayer little prayer content
I
You dead
I'm dead. I'm dead my chat also taught me something great. It's f11 to check your map. So that was nice. Yes
Very help of them very helpful. That was nice. That was a good one guys very helpful very helpful good for them good for them I
Love the one everyone comes together
Up when you play her out dude. Okay. Now. I'm just knocked out and crawling around
Is there a way to put myself out of my misery here
It actually quits Italy is the same button as your map button
But you have to have a knife or a gun in your hand. Oh, no, I don't have that I was out of bullets
Well
Yeah
But I'd repay the favor they should make a gaming fun again. Give me up. Is that a big stuff couch?
I don't pay I must point out
Law in your child support payments taking back your medicine and
Realistic simulation that is why yeah, no, that's pretty sick. Okay. I'm pressing F11 to check my map got the sick
Oh my god, this is gruesome, what's the opportunity at hand?
I've got two SK's already.
The fail to consent is the opportunity at hand shut down.
Next time, next time, next time, next time, next time.
gimmick, are you like a fucking beast at this scene?
gimmick is a beast at this game, he's never died.
I've never, yeah, so I'm still on my first life.
Never died.
Now hold on now
Okay, so I am I think I'm in Vancouver if I had the gas. Yes
All right, I'm gonna head there. Okay. How do we get double lift event Cuba?
So double lift. Oh, well, I guess it depends on where he spawns. He just you just died, right mr. Double lift I
Did I did so trick of the trade is when you spawn just run the opposite direction of the water
That'll take you old south
Mm-hmm everything everything is south. Oh
I think so excellent strategy good said excellent strategy
This we will be in Vancouver and we'll meet up with you very soon. Oh
Hell yeah, oh
Fantastic, what do I get out of this you are dead? Oh, it's respawn. I see
All right, I'm fucking just waiting a little longer. You should be out of there very soon
good. Okay, wait, should I
respond customer random? Probably
custom, right? Custom is your
character that you've like made for
yourself. Dude, I didn't make
myself, I didn't even make myself, I didn't even
generate him. They, they, my god. How did
it go? I wanted to look like close
to you. Technology these days. Oh my
goodness, must have done the facial scan.
All right, pulling out the mask. Are these
boots better than, than my, than my boots?
These boots better than my boots, okay
No
There was a fire as we guys into this we are into this run about five minutes. Oh
You just died. Oh you start new every day logged in. Oh
What is it? Oh, yeah, yeah, oh every day. I mean if you don't die the previous day
You don't start friends, but we usually die. Oh
Okay, okay. What don't you guys last time for angry men?
That sums it up.
I thought you fucked over Summit, bro.
Yes, well, he wasn't on my team to it.
I was really fucking him over as much as it was.
Fucking winning.
You're talking about...
Where is the fire axe?
I'll put it up a little bit.
Behind the door, it's by the lockers.
Where?
Where is this axe you speak of?
there are you are you goofing on me are you yanking my penis are you are you
where is this act chat are you yanking my cock are you serious is it by the
oh oh why didn't you just say that boys we could have been out of here mere
minutes ago I thought I thought you were yanking upon me I thought you were
yanking upon me apologies apologies gentlemen oh I'd follow me boys on me
doing I'm doing pretty good at Vancouver right now I will not lie to you I have
many supplies give me how close are you to that guvah I am getting there uh sorry
oh yeah my view of four four minutes out four minutes I think squeeze that
one out real quick we would never yank upon the off you what you can't do it
You are far too kind.
I have two SKS's on my back.
This is one netting.
Is there something I should take?
Not really.
Not really.
And follow me boys, follow me boys.
By the way, I have a pristine blowtorch.
Is that something I need?
Not really.
Not really, not really, not really.
I'd follow you towards the giant way to start a fire.
Ah.
Ventiferous, one can even say.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Double meat. I mean double wiener. I mean double penis. I mean double lift.
Where are you at?
Um are I passed by I found a crowbar. Oh fantastic fantastic
Do you know if he's close to I just learned that the sun
I'm going south
There's a gun
You are yanking a part of thine! I know you are!
You are yanking a part of thine!
And I'm infected, great. Thanks a lot.
Uh, infections are easy to fix, don't you worry. Come on over.
Okay, okay.
Wait, so you're saying, you're saying here I can run towards the sun?
Oh, to the sun?
Because I'm trying to go south way from the water.
Listen, definitely, if you look at the sun,
and then if you're enjoying yourself, you're doing it wrong, okay?
Okay.
Alright, now give me, you give me some tips.
Yeah, you like to always have at least one bleed at all times. Mm-hmm. You could take your shoes off and run over the grass
It hardens you up. Yes. You want to stay as hard as possible
Okay, I think I'm following kind of good
So am I am I doing good by running towards the Sun or not because I'm running away from running toward the Sun is something
But running away from the water is something I know that I know that yes
The first I think running towards the Sun is is actually good though
So I'm looking at the Sun and the Sun looks South looks like it's a South Sun
All right, where the Sun is sometimes like you do
Mm-hmm, but the Sun is in the South like it sometimes does like we sometimes on certain times the year
the earth does that little variable with his tips on its side and then the
sun is in the south sometimes always my favorite time of year second to only
Christmas
oh gimmick buddy's worth you'd never cease to pleasure me peanut mahogany the
pleasure is on my oh sir double meat where are now where I'm I'm fucking
running bro my character looks like a like a redhead lesbian now I don't know
what happens but I'm on the way I'm on the way that's just how it goes if you
get Asian and then if you die you switch to redheaded lesbian that's everybody
Everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that.
Well, Hutch has really made an immersive server, truly.
Quite immersive.
Quite immersive.
Oh, flashlight.
Why is there dead zombie here? This could be a clue.
This could be a clue.
This could be a clue.
Perhaps, boys, perhaps.
We bump in there.
Oh, the zombie has a backpack that we need.
Very resilient.
That we need.
Take yonder, foul beast!
Take yonder, foul beast!
Gotcha.
Oh, how's it going in Vorkuta?
I'm getting closer.
I haven't reincarnated as a lesbian yet, so I'd say I'm still alive. I'm still alive.
Very good. Very good.
Now, I will say, did they add base building to this game?
I don't know. Was there an update?
Well, no, to the server. I know they added a ton of stuff, including, apparently, as you said yesterday,
Yesterday, lockstashes, which I'm very excited about.
But I want to know if they added bases as well.
Oh, they haven't heard anything about it.
I'm going to guess no.
Well, as long as you get the lock away items,
that is enough for me.
Do we know how to lock away items?
So you find a, we just found one.
It's like one of those big blue, it's
like a big blue plastic barrel.
OK.
My guess is, you grab one of those, you grab a shovel, you bury it, and you either hide it well, or you can also find key locks, or code locks.
Yeah, we are streamers. Hiding doesn't really do anything for us. Doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
So we'll have to find the code locks.
We'll have to find the code locks.
I'm not getting very lucky on here.
Yeah, yeah, I heard you I'm pregnant. We don't have a car
Oh
It is just the beginning. Wait, it works. I bunch. Oh, let's see. Yeah, I'll keep you updated
Roof go to the roof. Wait, does the roof have the best items? I close the fucking doors
That is there to be a thing boys is the roof really have the best items
I thought these all other these all the big buildings were horrible damn it. Hmm. Yes. Oh, all right. I'm on my way. I
Tried my best. Let's not work
Did you try your best, but you don't suck on seeds
Yeah, I also ended up back at the water, so I don't know how that happened, but now I'm running away from it again. Ah
Yes, horse cock lift that'll happen sometimes
We will get up soon. Don't you worry?
Eventually, if you die a lot of times, you'll see a massive city with a bunch of rectangular
buildings and that's where we are, so you could just get lucky with how much you die.
Yeah, hell yeah.
You'll slowly learn, if you run away from the water into the trees, you'll eventually
inevitably find towns and it's only a matter of time before you start to recognize them.
I see we go pick up Doublelift now before we even have supplies, that way we at least
have them in our arsenal.
Can you just find a building and tell us what it looks like?
Yeah, sure. Aren't I gonna dive starvation before that happens should I like you know
More about the cold than this starvation it makes you breaking open your heat pack. Are you breaking up your heat pack?
Yeah, let me get that in let me get that in real fast. I can stupid crowbar get off my dick. All right, let's see here
He uh-
You uh-
You uh-
You uh-
You uh-
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
There's nothing up here!
I- I left fucking my stupid.
There is nothing up here!
There is nothing up here!
What is he doing?
How can he resourcefulness?
What the fuck?
You have fibbed upon me!
Jump off!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump off the room!
Oh, it's working.
Okay.
Oh shit, I think I dropped it.
Ah, I see what is going on here.
Yeah, I see what is going on here you have you think of me a fool you think of me a fool
All right, I am I would not fall for your trickery or your games. I know there's no
Round on the round either
Okay, okay
Do you see fuck are you?
I'm on my right true or false
There's a city on your right. Yeah, I mean there's there's
It's almost certainly true.
There's cities all along the island, so as long as you hit something, then we'll know
where you are.
That's true.
Okay, that's true.
As I'm not doing a flip off the roof, I'm not doing a flip off the roof.
What about this like little...
No need to put it, Charlie will not do it.
She's serious.
Okay, I'm gonna say it.
I saw a little...
Boo, what would it mean boo?
I wanna live.
I wanna be a Niver.
I want to live! I want to be a Niber!
I'm gonna get over there.
180 again, really.
You might be getting trolled.
Just...
Guys, don't troll Doublelift. This is his first time playing.
There's no way I'm 180 again.
You fucking dumbass.
He's supposed to be suffering, but not that way.
We want him to get items and then lose it.
Mmm, yes.
Mmm-hmm.
I mean, on the back side, I finally found the road.
if you find any buildings or anything yeah I'll pull you up and see where you
are I'll pull up damn you're a real one she's scope on the roof fuck yourself
10,000 times get there 10,000 times the road okay fucking you oh well that's
good you're probably near work you just want me to do a cool flip of the big
city. Okay. You could follow the pipe. I'll follow the pipe. I'll follow the pipe away from the
water. I passed nursing school. Thank you for your green personality. I'm sorry. I am all
in for living in Vorkuta. What part of Vancouver are you in for some group till a minute?
Oh, what is this? Oh, just you can't find it.
was it really is nothing in Vancouver boys give me this Vancouver the worst
city in the game because this place is all right it's it's you mean like loot
wise loot wise yes oh certain parts of it are bad certain parts of it like the
apartment buildings I would just go straight to the roof for guns I wouldn't
even bother checking the rooms there can be loot but it's rare and then the like
the construction obviously you go to the do you think I'm some simple gimmick no
no no I'm just reiterating what I knew you already of course of course keeping
it fresh of the mind right you are so intelligent please explain to my chat
that the roof is the best location for loot I tried explaining it to him and
and they they just weren't getting it they just it's it's a burden to have to deal
with such middle and IQs as a high IQ individuals high IQ high IQ very rare to
have both boys you and I such as you and I it's a burden we must bear oh guys
The roof is where the loot is, write that down if you have to, follow me boys, I can't
comprehend it for tick time, let me say it's snowing for you.
The 2 SKS's.
Somebody's definitely going to try to kill me for these.
What are you wearing so I don't blast you because I'm going to, what am I wearing?
Making game right?
No, no, no in real life. I just
Mind you learn this about me
Buildings I'm like a green flannel shirt and my character is like a red-headed follow me boys. Follow me
Yeah, I have to be follow me boys. I know exactly what character model you meant as soon as you said, okay?
God wait there's a shit ton of zombies. It's really not it though, right? I mean in front of a giant ass
Why is there also a bolt on this room?
Nothing else here is this type of
Joe I'm being played upon that's all kuda here. All right
Why is that scraps exactly in the shape of a gun stock?
where
Yeah, I followed the gas line. Hold on. I heard a zombie. This is unfortunate
So to fight the zombies you just shift left like that's the that's a strat
Shift left a block
Like hold down right click and back up and you'll block
Well, let me tell you the actual strategy, Mr. Doublecock.
What you want to do is you want to hold down right click, back up, block two hits, because
they're going to hit twice, and then you shift left click.
Rush forward really quickly, shift left click.
Rush forward really quickly, you shift left click.
And when you shift left clicking, way above their head, the hitboxes in this game are absolutely horrid.
Gotcha, gotcha.
All of that is actually very, very accurate, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, all right, I'm going to do my very nice, very nice, instructions on clear loot is in the basic, that's right, Mr. Luigi can't without the loot is in the basement, Mr. Luigi thank you, good man, good man, good man, thank you, my boy, appreciate my boy, score a 22 equal to 22, so that's even more close to the 25th, it's a mercy, thank you Mr. Woodhouse, see you my boy, you do not have to do that, fucking massive,
You do not have to do that Mr. Woodhouse. You can sit back and relax Mr. Woodhouse. This show is free like Pluto
It's not diarrhea
Come and give it please. Tell me that you're coming.
I don't know what do you see? What do you see?
I don't know dude. I'm in a military.
Oh you're in a military.
No.
Oh wait, where's double speed?
I think he's died. It sounds like he's one of those on the those little military tents on the outskirts
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the outskirts of Vancouver?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know where he is, I know where he is, I know where he is, I know where he is.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait, there's a red pipe?
Dude, there's like 20's.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I think I know where you are too.
The site on gun.
Oh my God!
Oh my God, you're right.
I have a pristine site on a supporter 22 right now.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Wait, if these guys kill me, I don't instantly die, right?
There's no way.
No, no, no.
Uh, no, you'll get knocked out.
I'm coming. Don't worry. I'm coming. I'll save you. I see a lot of zombies
I don't think I'm chasing anybody though. I literally aggregate the whole server of zombies. I think
Get out of the house and close the door. Zombies are too stupid to use doors. They don't know how to use them
Okay, okay. I'm trying but oh, oh, I'm dead. No, no, no, no. Are you dead? Are you stuck down knock down knock down?
Okay, I'll be there in a second. I'll be there in a second. Oh
Yeah, he's not the one I thought God
Don't jump off that could have been a good
strat. Gotcha. I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't worry. I'm over there.
Stay alive. When does my screen turn unblack? It takes a little while. Go, go, go. Okay, good.
The wakey wakey. In that clip, I saw someone died, right? And then he just like got back up. I was like,
what yeah you go on yeah that I you're not dead until it says down again you are
dead
then I put his ass down again and get close and personal
you're fucking the zombies right I'm almost there I see the text about 50
meters of the tents oh I'm at one of them I hope you're going to the other one
because he ain't at this one I only know one so I'm wherever I'm at
I think they I'm dead no no no no no no no are you actually dead no no no
Oh man, Mr. Doublelift, no!
It's fine, I'll come back, I'll get back, I'll get back.
I didn't want to just get in here.
Where did you die?
I just wanted to know if you were here, where did you die in relation to the 10s?
I'm like a little bit into the city, like I started running into the city, but I didn't make it too far, I can't lie.
Maybe like the first, the first little like, road, I guess between the first two buildings.
Hmm
Oh, I already found a plane carriers
It's fine. It's fine
First two roads. I
Oh, I should have just jumped on something and sat there. That's true. The zombies are also too stupid to climb anywhere
Yeah, yeah, no, I tried it. I mean
Fuck cuz they were climbing up on it. I should jump off, but no, I should have just stood there
Yeah, I I don't even know if you aid my location. I'm looking around these roads next to the tents
I don't see any bodies
Yeah, there's like three or four of those around the city. No, I think you were here, but there's there's can you repair a
protective case
areas
Is that something can you repair that or no?
Exactly where I spawned last time so
I can like make it back
I need to give you one of these SKS's. I'm wondering how the two SKS's alone
This is um, what do you see around here? You got like fire station the construction area
I I if I really feel like it I can find the water thing in the middle next to the gymnasium
Okay, okay
I'll head that general direction
I see the gymnasium right in front of me.
as we as we converse right now okay okay once we get together we'll find double
lift and bring him into our beautiful
oh i'll stop the gym score i'm by the i'm by the gym i see it as well what color
Sure. Are you wearing Mr. P now?
I'm wearing a plate terrier with a black fireman vest.
Green plate terrier, black fireman vest.
I'm gonna eat a bit of strawberry jam though.
Just give me one quick second.
Thank you, Wisconsin.
Mr. Tatman, just a morsel.
Just a morsel.
Just a nip?
It looks like double lifters by water towers.
You come out the one with the ball on top.
Jalavisco problem. Oh, I should stop eating immediately. Hopefully that was not too much the ball on top. No, uh,
I don't know. I knew like a
Oh, thank god, and you're like some sort of like factory looking thing of some sort, and there's a little water tower things and
God, I'm so bad at describing
I think you're in Jalavisco. So if you if you go
towards
The how do I explain?
Silo's that's my chance. It's grain Silo's
So on one side of town, there's a lot of little houses on the other side. There's the big like two-story barn
You want to run run out of Jalavisco out on the side of the houses and just keep running straight
Across like a farm field and you will arrive in Vorkuta
But I do want to know that he could be lying to you everywhere in this game is a potential enemy
It's like Liar's Bar, but also easy. It's just a little game within a game we like to play.
Sometimes, Gimmick can play the hilarious break of me where he says my shoes are untied,
and then I look down, and then he puts a 3-5-7 bullet out of a golden
and deagle into my frontal lobe.
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
An excellent prank gimmick money's worth.
Thank you, thank you peanut mognaday.
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Gets me every time.
Oh my god there's somebody zombies dude.
I'm not even gimmick to be honest
I'm shrouded with voice changes.
Should I be looting on the way?
Should I be looting the buildings and stuff?
I feel like if you knew what you were
what you were fucking doing, baby.
But you're not really.
Yeah.
You're like your best opponent.
The most important thing is fighting.
That's why when they switch from deadfall to this map,
even though technically this map's harder,
it's so much easier to find each other.
And I feel like that's such a bigger benefit to a new player
is getting with the group.
I'm still very new.
I know, like if I'm looking at a starting area,
I know what it is.
But I have no idea where I'm at in relation to anything else on the map
So I can tell you what I'm at but I cannot get to any other location where I'm at
Whoa, dude, I mean how many hours in his game do you guys have only like 20 I
Got about 4,000
1,000 fucking four thousand four
Oh, my God, you lose it!
Oh, my God.
Listen, I was playing with Venus last night after I run.
He said he has 27,000 hours in Rust.
Alright, that made me feel pretty damn good.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
I don't think I have 27,000 hours in all games combined.
Jesus Christ!
Bittlessness on the Calibri that's seen before!
Holy shit. Oh my this is worse than double-edged faking having a fiance. Oh my goodness. Oh
That is incredulous
He can't even fake it like no one would believe it 27k. Oh, what?
I don't even know how that's possible. No, I literally don't even believe it like I
Genuinely, I would have to see a screenshot
Stop years ago. Just got back in. Oh, maybe I like the rest community. They like
There's like secretly they're competing for hours played and they all leave the game open at night
It's the only explanation what some games have timers of how long you're actually in the game
Eventually, I bet you we can we can probably seek that out
here take that SKS is full and run around talking about it what do you say
oh this case drop an SKS at your feet let's go let me get a little bit more
little bit more little water job is complete don't waste you don't waste you
it will water just a bit more water a bit more water a bit more water
mmm all right I reached a road and also some more water do I just run up the
road along like parallel with the water
but oh no I have to drop I can't drop my
sport in 22 I don't have a son I know it's
proved I am a gentleman you don't have the
facilities to be doing that yeah yeah
it's the city right if you have a map
you have to drop the extra choice it's
right smack unless you put the ax on
this party the no no let me take a look
here that would have been spent on
Oh, that would have been so splendid.
Oh, that would have been just splendid.
Oh, I see.
I see.
It's for safety.
Oh, that would have been so splendid.
Oh, that is so splendid.
Oh, it's all making a lot of sense now.
It's just like very close to this center.
Okay, this island.
So how many people are on this server all at once?
We don't know.
Not sure.
I would assume like a hundred?
Maybe.
Usually, uh, usually, Namask is a little smaller than other maps, so I don't know what they have at it said.
I have never hit a Q though, so they must have it pretty high.
The max amount.
Got a sickle.
Got an axe on your bag, P. I did, I did.
We're getting big, we're getting big.
I did, but I tried to, I tried to, I did, I did.
Oh, the light little firework.
Apparently 60, 60 people.
60.
Yeah, that makes sense. Mosque is a little smaller than deadfall.
You're back? Not your bag? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need this thing.
Alright, let's go find Mr. Double Meat. Where are you?
Yeah, I'm like fighting zombies in his little barn on the way towards Veracuda.
I think so.
Veracuda!
Beautiful.
One second, I'm trying to craft and improvise a bandage.
You should start with four of them.
You got a plate carry already, my god.
Add another repair kit that I've used on it. I'm pimping, Mr. gimmick. I am pimping right now.
Oh my god. As soon as we get Mr. Double Lift, we will be soaring.
so I become useful I think they uh I think they fiddled with the switches
because my food's warming up a lot faster just in my pockets yeah I think
you're right also double it I know you are incredible at every game you touch
this won't be one of them this is the shittiest build game I've ever seen in
my entire fucking life I mean by the God so I wanted to hear that's why I
downloaded it yes the city of the roblox genuinely feels as if it was made in the
prehistoric era by a drug it was fuck yourself fuck yourself fuck yourself
get out of here stay like robbery fuck you that's fuck you
Yeah, is that you Foxy?
Okay, what's your what's your name?
Oh, what what is it? What vision looks fucking stupid? What is your name?
My name is Foxy. Why are you aiming? You're gonna fuck this map did you kill foxy or no?
I don't know. She's pretty good
Hello, I
Don't know sweet kid
You aim you're gonna be one more time. I'll be forced to break your leg. No, you won't know you won't barn area
You won't do it. You won't do it. I'm just running you won't do it. You won't do it. You won't do it
You won't do it. I'll fucking do it. Hold on with deciding whether to kill you or not one second
Hey, you decide you take your time
Eventful for me. Are we killing foxy? Oh, we're not killing foxy. Good asset. She's a good asset if I kill you
I'm eating that at 27,000 hours player and she's a
She says something made of who's ass can it be his
Hello, I
Wasn't gonna eat gimmick's ass. I was gonna eat yours. Oh, I think that was a positive scream
That was a positive scream sounded the sounded positive. That's for sure. All right
We have decided to spare your life even though we are far superior in skill
Hmm
I
Specifically did say that you are world-renowned in your ass eating skills
Yeah
That game is sick. It's a great like like play with your cat. I played with you. Yeah
Play with your cousin
What game? Yeah, no my cousin. Have you played have you played cousin simulator? Oh
It's the best game it was made by developer that was and that is living in Alabama
Absolutely a Macklin. Oh
God, do you have the house? Do you have the Hapsburg jaw?
DLC oh my good no no I know I do have the Cleveland steamer DLC though that's
a good one that's a good one that's a good one I think we lost foxy we've
have a mix up. A meagre mix up, no worries, just a small meagre mix up.
We're number one war friend, he's very, he's very new to these lands and it's very difficult
to give him to this location. I could use some ammunition.
Okay, I don't have much. How much you got?
I have. You're right, bro. You can two shot them in the head.
Yeah, yeah three I've got ten in this one
Okay, and
Seven in this one
Perfect perfect. That's a good number good counting skills. See that you ate all your vegetables. Oh, I've been growing up big and strong
I also been drinking my milk
milk. I've been drinking lots of milk, lots of milk. Lots of milk adventures. I even had
broccoli, I eat all but I had four of them. You ate what? I ate four broccoli that side?
Yeah. The little plus. Oh my god, that's a person here!
Oh shit. Wait. Is this a gun? No. Did anyone else see the person that walked into this quarter?
Oh, it is a gun.
Have you gone schizo?
Oh, cool.
Yesterday.
What the hell, Mr. Peanut?
Have you been dipping, have you been dip babbling in this sticky stuff?
Ah, assistant!
Just a prank, of course.
Just a prank.
No, no, no.
Excuse me.
No, gimmick, I have not been speaking to the walls to say to give more of you and then shoot myself.
Why would you even say that? Why would you even...
Why would you... Why would you even...
Why would you say something like that?
Have you been showing Mr. Gimmick how to play today?
Of course, of course, yes!
Yes!
There's a man behind.
Anything.
I've been teaching all I know.
Oh!
Wait, hold on.
You showed me how to get a guarantee.
Hold on.
Let's do some more.
Hold on.
All right.
You want to hit at this?
What is that?
Oh, shit.
You like the middle?
It's a little more powerful than the SIGs. Take it easy.
No, no, no, no, suck in.
Just let's throw it a little bit.
He's blowing.
Oh.
You got to suck harder.
Oh my, oh my God!
Oh my god
What do you see every it's all right, okay?
We're right here old buddy old pal
We lost in that thing
No, I'm shooting zombies
I'm never want to see something all it does is attract more zombies
No, what am I gonna? I hear your shots. I hear you shots. We're coming. We're coming climate
No, double it does over here guys quickly follow me. He's the one shooting. He's the one shooting
Go on top of the car we're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming in trouble
Okay, we have a good way to say I got a topic our inability. I'm trying to find a car
It's fine. So we're gonna be there momentarily give us one minute
All right, gotcha gotcha. I'll find a place. I'll find a place
What what what's colors your your shirt blue blue?
Are we shirts blue over it? You could be lying
Yeah, I could be told you guys
I'm in the fire station. Yeah, dude. I'm on second floor fire station hiding for my life
Oh, this is my pants up here. I went up a ladder guys
That's good
My psychic powers are saying he's at the fire station. Yeah
My psychic powers are telling me he's packing.
Oh, he's packing in his pants.
He has to wrap it around his leg.
That's why all the zombies are after him.
They want to be.
Oh, I see you guys.
Oh, yes, you're double it.
Where are you?
Double it.
Hello, bro.
Oh, caps lock.
Caps lock.
Up and down on arrow keys to make your voice louder or soccer.
I'm on a
It's a firefighter. Will you give him permission sir?
I'm stealing firefighter Valor. I hope you do not mind. It is very chilly out here.
It is not. It is a survival.
The most you're done here.
uh
uh i'm being told of different
double my brain my brain oh the powers are coming out hold on this way i think this way
hey hey hey is this him oh oh that's why he can't see if he's wearing a fucking motorcycle
habit um drop that motorcycle habit immediately you're anything in game that's so well you're
know you're just muffled you're like really quiet really quiet nobody can
understand you the diaper I'll show you I'll show you you can't hear you I hear
you man you got to take the diaper up your head
take it off yeah yeah
give him some time give him some time I'll drop the sickle oh he's dropping
What you want to do is you want to press Tab, go to the top right, grab the motorcycle helmet,
and then drag it to the vicinity at the top left of your screen.
There you are.
Oh my god!
He sounds handsome.
I am handsome.
I'm good.
Heavens.
I don't want to brag or anything, but...
Alright, there's a lot of things about you, but...
military encampment at once.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this guy doing?
Whoa, what's this guy doing?
Hold on now.
He does that.
Hold on now.
Here, take this.
I'm just calibrating my rifle.
Nobody panic, nobody move.
Should I actually take that gun?
I have a gun, look.
Yeah, yeah, oh, you do.
Oh, shit, okay.
Hold on, wait, I have to expect that gun.
Make sure it's good for you.
Please, please put it back down so I can inspect it.
Okay, how do I drop it? Left click?
Oh, no, not left click! Not left click!
Left click is what you want to do when you look at gimmicks. It gives them a high five.
Oh, okay, okay.
Wait, is this guy in the red flannel?
Yes!
It is I!
Yo, what's up?
And then who's the...
This is some lady we found out in the Wastelands.
She's evicted to crack.
I...
I see you.
Should I actually drop this weapon, by the way?
No, no, no, I lied to you to steal your weapon. I can't trust anyone in this fucking game, bro.
I lied to you to steal your weapon and later I will kill you.
Alright, let us proceed.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys.
Okay, they definitely adjusted how quickly stuff responds. I was just here like ten minutes ago.
with the switches I like it with the switches I like it I like it oh wait
we lose them already wait have you put up your head double lift press F11 and
then rapidly tap out left-click
Oh, no. Oh, okay. Hold on. Let me get my gun out really fast.
He's gonna make sure your gun's out first.
Oh, hold on now. Hold on. I think you're doing it wrong.
I think you're doing it wrong.
You gotta hit F11 first.
The technique is all on.
Show him how it's done, Peanut. Show him how it's done.
Let me show you. Let me show you some first.
You hit one of these, right?
You hit one of these.
A little bit of a gritty.
What?
And then you hit one, right? And then the boom.
and then a rapid fire and rapid fire
drive on an ancient technique an ancient
technique ancient drop that fucking
album oh my god we'll find you another
one Jesus Christ okay my bad my bad
my bad my lucky helmet fuck yourself
you guys oh stand back I will handle
this who'll again stand back
Ah, take mine, foul bees!
Take mine!
Take me!
Take mine, foul bees!
Oh, beautiful bees.
Mm-hmm.
That is how it is done.
Damn, bro, you worked at NPC.
Hey!
Oh!
Get back here.
All right, guys, where is the military encampment?
This way.
Just pop this, pop this, pop this.
uh double it chat chat do i need anything else
yeah well the highlight of my day is good sir i'm gonna make you a hat before this gentleman
oh i need this rabbit over there oh thank god that looks like a baby he's like god right now
no a bb no i don't know what he's thinking right now or that needs a bb
do i turn his volume i don't see a bb hold on please kill these people there's a lot of people
I am the Habibi. I give you 10,000 blessings to kill.
That is not true. I am the Habibi.
No, I am the Habibi.
I give you 20,000 blessings.
No, I give you 30,000 blessings.
Well, we killing these people now.
Do not come in here. If you come in here, I will kill you.
Wait, hold up.
Wait a minute.
Things are complicated.
I don't think you can.
You're the Habibi like a dog.
Oh, no, let me speak for a second.
Are we killing each other or are we all leaving peacefully?
And for the second option?
How many blessings do I get if I leave peacefully?
We do kill Habibi, or do we?
What do we need to do?
It depends.
And do you have anyone going to live,
but they have to sacrifice one of them
and let Habibi decide which one.
I would take you a million blessings.
Actually, Habibi, what do you mean it's actually Habibi?
You hear this, man?
I am getting word from the bongulators to kill you
They then tell the bongulators
To lick on my shoulder
Come get me then. Ah, baby. How do you be? Are you sure that is what you want?
Well, I will follow you sure that is what you want. You later. It's not way. It's not even secure
Wait, the line is not even secure
you're ready to blast you ready to blast my head dude I got one the other one
split just break should we time up time up you alone you alone if you alone oh
shit oh shit who's who don't worry I'm here guys I'm out I'm here to save the
day you know the enemy where's the enemy they're right here they're
Right here
This crawling
Where I will help you with the zombies and then go from again if you need it
Who's this down guy?
Why did you guys do that to Habibi?
Die!
Oh my god!
Alright guys, grab the loot.
These guys were meant to...
Best way to grab the loot, grab their jacket, right off their back, and then bring it into the building.
What is he? I'm cutting you!
I got his blessing!
Can you hear that? We have his blessing.
Close the door and do nice, tasteful, safe, and self-illuding.
Okay, I-I-I-I-I'm-I'm understanding-
A GROSHA? Wait, isn't that really good?
It's a GROSHA!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, that's it, like, in a sold-right.
These guys' the GROSHA good?
See, see, see, see how I-
See how I can pick up those clothes and move to the side?
That way we can, uh...
Yeah, yeah, double lift, you see how I alluded while they did that?
That's-that's how you still lose from your teammates while they're doing the responsible thing.
It's not learning, it's not learning.
Oh, boys, boys, boys!
Look what they have.
What?
This is a special card.
Special Access to the World.
Special Access card?
They had a special Access card with gimmicks ass.
They must have worked so hard.
Read it, read it.
That's a rare, rare thing.
You know they had that gimmick?
I had no idea.
Oh, already.
Wait, wait. How do I put on this guy's fucking vest?
It's 16 out of 16. How do I put it on?
Uh, is it ruined?
It might be ruined. If it's ruined, you can't wear it no more.
It's completely useless.
Wait, wait, hold up. I'm gonna take this access card.
You're dying of cold.
Yeah, that's for, uh, Lantia.
Lantia? What is Lantia?
Lantia.
Lantia.
The interplanetary portal will send you to Lantia.
Lantia.
Lantia?
What's Lantia?
By the way, I've been carrying so many ammunition for these past couple of days.
Should I keep doing that or should I only carry ammunition for the guns I have?
Guns you have, to be honest.
And the GORZA is good, you said, right?
The GORZA is good or no?
Yeah, it's an assault rifle, yeah.
Guys, is the GORZA good?
I believe, I believe it's a 556, right?
Yes, okay.
Oh, no, it's seven point six two by thirty nine. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, still still very good same as your SKS
So you might
Well, you maybe choose one or the other unless we have an inordinate amount of SKS or a seven six two ammo
Wait, I've achieved my scope for that gun. Can you go anywhere else?
Because you put the sports point on anything other than the sport of 22 or is that only only for that one
No, you can put that on a on a lot of things. I believe
I'm dropping a deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where you, where you?
There's one?
Oh, hell, yeah.
Hold on, I'm gonna...
Just a little bit of drag.
It's sideways. How do I do that?
I'm dropping a deal.
I'm dropping a deal.
I'm dropping a deal.
I'm dropping a deal.
I'm dropping a deal.
I'm dropping a deal.
your sideways how do you do that
I don't think you go mag
I have to focus on that
I mean if you have a focus on you have to focus up
oh uh
he has the most handsome voice
oh my voice is pretty handsome
I've been told
no it's all yours all yours
the life of the sexiest boys in all the seven seas.
Yeah, take it, take it, just throw it on your back,
beautiful.
Well, you know.
Should I get rid of my face?
I'm very reliable, I have the sexiest boys.
I'm not sure one of them is being lied to.
Also, side point, Mr. Peanut,
I have a gun repair kit, how's that?
I'm getting word that your gun is a little.
It is not feeling too great.
It is not feeling the greatest
Use this use this right here. Oh, thank you kind sir. Thank you
If anybody's called there's a torture way if you want to hold it a warm repair the gun repair the gun make sure it's nice and
Here we go
We're kind of make you look like a penis, but it'll be warmer. Oh
There's a lot of cleaning
What are the sights look like? Oh my god that is ridiculous.
This NBC hood. Double lift.
Well see now I have a problem because I'm using an SK and a GORZA which are 7.60x39.
Thank you.
Which one should I keep? The SK or the GORZA?
That is... the GORZA, do you have a mag for the GORZA?
hmm yes yes I do and I'd say probably the goreza because you'll there's yeah
keep the goreza because the SKS can be replaced by a pioneer it can be replaced
by a mozen it can be replaced by all kinds of different long-range stuff but
the other gun is a lot harder to replace oh who don't show you what I have you
Also, if you have a scope for your SKS, I do not you could temporarily hold both
This scope actually is going either my guts boys
Do we keep the grows out or do we keep the SKS you guys call it you guys call it?
I'm not keeping both
Because it takes the same type of ammo and that would be stupid out here the wastelands
Okay, I'm guys I'm dropping an SKS double lift apparently I've been told the SKS is one of the best guns in the game
It's in pristine condition if you would like an SKS
Cut out
Who me yes you oh?
Fuck for real all right. I'm down. Oh
Shit it got all dark bro, so do I drop my advise in for this?
Well you probably want to keep both of those mm-hmm. Oh, okay, okay?
Gotcha, gotcha. Uh, I'm gonna throw away. Damn. What do I want to throw away?
Let me just pistol. Fuck this pistol.
How do I, wait, how do I have two guns?
You can put one, you see the top right? You can put one on your shoulder and one on your back.
So you can have two big guns. And doesn't take up any space.
Now you dropping this by isn't because I'm gonna take the ammo out of this bitch.
You bastard. Alright, yeah, go ahead.
I'm very sharing with my loot in every game in every game I share with everyone
Everyone knows that about me.
Famously, famously.
Famously sharing and generous of all the group in every game.
Everybody knows that about me.
I'm always hearing stuff like that. I'm always hearing stuff like that.
Yes, yes. The most, the most generous.
The most generous, the most generous.
Dude, things are starting to make sense.
Things are starting to make sense.
That's a little unfair. It didn't make sense to me until I was about 16 hours in.
go ahead and shoot you now and reset your progress.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm very confused.
Could be here, that's good.
The apple is hunger?
The apple is hunger?
I'm fucking starving.
The apple is hunger, yes.
So simple by me is of course the apple will be hunger.
I'm not interested in how to eat.
It's like a baby.
It's like a dumb, stupid baby.
Oh gimmick, money's worth.
Did not even know the apple was hunger.
Do you think he'll keep eating until his stomach is past full and throw us like he knows about the stomach?
Do you know about the stomach symbol?
He probably doesn't know about the stomach symbol the stomach symbol that will appear in your bottom right when you need to stop eating.
Oh
Shit, that's crazy. Wait a second only eat so much at one. Yeah
Jess
face here
Okay
I've seen from a streamer
If you my brother stay hard
I got nine bullets. I did not have good news for you about one kill. I did not have good news
I do not have news. You would like to hear and not have news
You would like to hear about the AT&T logo good sir. There's very very unfortunate news about the AT&T logo
I hate to share with you. Oh, I hate to share this news with you. Oh, it is it is. Oh, duh
I hate to share this news with you. Oh
Thank you, no concern. Thank you. Don't get you're very kind
Well, my my YouTube cat keeps pausing what the hell is going on?
Arm band right here for somebody
Somebody around I
I don't know. I don't hear nothing
I'm good to go whatever you boys are
What happened what's going on Billy's you hit someone next twice
Oh
Hello?
What is that?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Oh, okay.
Dude, I'm getting scared.
Oh, that's so fucking good.
We've been sitting here for 30 minutes.
Alright, let's leave.
Everybody take an arm band.
Arm band, arm band, arm band.
Mr. Doublelift, put that white helmet on.
Behind you, underneath you.
Yeah, somebody put an arm band on it.
helmet. Don't worry. I will figure this out. Oh, my back is ruined. My back is ruined.
It marks you as a teammate for us. Look, we all have it. Oh, okay. You're like, oh shit.
They don't have a white arm bin. A bit of strawberry jam. Okay, okay. Gotcha. Oh,
get the bag off the body. That's for the 22 boys. We got a fire. Yeah, we can put the
pistol the whole show. We should repair that whole story as well.
I'm almost ready to go, just give me a little bit longer, I need to repair my pistol holes
to one moment.
Also my backpack is ruined if you can find another one.
Oh, dear.
I can make one right here.
Oh, no, I don't want some scum-made backpack, oh, that is disgusting, absolutely not.
Oh, disgusting you would even suggest that.
Oh, disgusting you would even suggest that.
Oh, disgusting you would even suggest that.
Do you have room for this?
Fuck you. Fuck you. They room for one.
Is it something cool? It's cool. I rescind my fuck you.
So, what we can do with this, like in that situation when Habibi was in Night Night Town,
you can put this over his head and you can't see anything when he wakes up.
Oh, then we can beat him mercilessly with a spoon or something.
Excellent idea.
He loves his sticks.
Gloves and sticks and bones.
Oh, if you have... Actually, I can make a quick repair.
Got it.
Hey, Mickey, you got room for this?
Quick repair, quick repair.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, welcome to my table.
Thank you, thank you. It's a very nice, sturdy table. Very well built.
Beautiful table.
Looks like you do a lot of handiwork here.
Oh, he does incredible handiwork. Let me tell you.
Incredible handiwork.
You know, I expected a hole. I expected a hole in here.
Handi's eyes expertise.
All right, let's see.
We're working on it.
We're working progress.
Half-built parking station.
That's coming later.
I've got a budget.
Are we ready?
We're ready to go.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
We're ready to roll out.
This is nice.
Roll out?
We're making bullets.
Where do we want to go?
Do we want to try to get to the door?
We just want to.
Military installation for extra goop.
Let's go to the military over here.
I
Don't know it was moving very suspicious
Hello
I think you're right.
Hello?
Hello?
Come on with your hands up.
This doesn't have to get nasty.
This doesn't have to be nasty.
You don't have to get naughty.
Was I right about the zombie with the headlamp?
I think it's the zombie literally stuck inside the wall.
Alright, then we will move to the next minute of the installation and this is my high IQ, high CQ, very rare to have most analysis.
Yo, Gibbick, you got any more food, buddy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a, I got a soda one.
So I'm counting you a winged sunglass in a wonder.
I'll take anything, I'll take anything.
Because I'm yellow, I don't know.
These sunglasses are for drip glasses, not for steaming out on the house.
I am dripping, it's not actually for cats.
It's like cool cat.
Hey, there's a cool cat.
That's right. Oh, okay. Okay. You just left it all on the floor. Hold on now
We don't have to pick one person to say right now, bro
Hey, come on, let's go through a military instil a seren at whizzle
Oh, a military insulation right there.
Of course, of course.
I guess that is technically a very small military.
Another light?
Is that a zombie?
You know?
Let me check it out.
Stand back.
Stand back.
Rocksand!
Rocksand!
You have to shout out the red light!
It's a zombie. It is just a zombie.
Well, the zombie could be Rocksand.
We're getting swarmed.
We're getting swarmed!
Oh! Oh! Fins him off! Fins him off!
It's alright. It's alright.
Oh! Got one!
Well, can I save your life, Doublelift?
Team effort, team effort.
Uh, somebody grab the head torch for A2.
Oh, yes, it is so dark out.
Probably someone should grab that.
The orb, the orb is pitch black.
Oh, no, it's so dark.
Oh, then somebody else grab that.
I'll grab the next one.
You are definitely, I'm throwing you into the orb with no light source.
Oh, no!
No!
I can hear it in his voice. He's terrified.
I'm terrified. I'm terrified.
He's gonna fucking be with me, isn't it?
The orb cannot be as...
Oh, maybe she's being scimed.
She is definitely lying.
Yeah, it's not.
We're on a scale from 1 to 10.
How hard is the orb, too?
Your special vision is not gonna help you enough.
How hard can it?
Does anyone here know? Has anyone ever been to the orb?
Nine.
Ten.
Twelve.
Ten, seven, seventy-seven, sixty-nine, oh, oh, oh, that is, it is of no concern to us
buglators, we, we will have the orb in a chokehold within mere moments.
We just skip to town and go away.
Fuck you Foxy, that is a great idea.
That is a great idea, thank you.
No, I think so, that's what you people are...
Stand back, this one is mine!
Take yonder, demon!
Go back to the Shadow Realm's Grinchy game!
Holy shit, you worked that guy.
It's what I do, Mr. Double Meat.
It's what I do, you see this?
Brass knuckles.
See this? Brass knuckles.
Oh my.
Wait, I can shave you with this knife.
Oh, I can practice school with these brass knuckles
Whoa, hold on no, I wouldn't shave any one double if there's a chance to kill the maximum
Okay, okay, you know a good call good call. I'm all for consensual shape thing of course of course of course
I've never shaved you without permission. Thank you. Thank you. I thank you
I do like to keep it
Are you losing help who's this am I losing health?
Yeah, I am I am losing out fly
Reasing the death. We're gonna need we're gonna need you to get we're gonna need to get mr. Devil if a nice new coat. Oh
There's a lady in the military base, and if the coats not enough need to get you a
of fire
Shit you have to manage your fucking like to the warmth of your clothes
The warmth of your ability. Yep. The malls is no joke. She's a brutal bitch
He's a sassy mama
That's where we're going
There we are
Tree stump spotted tree stump spotted perfect. I was looking for one
He said the simple friend Lee
When do we get to shoot summit very soon very soon I had the same question upon starting this game as well
That's all I came for bro
today was pretty much a mouth found to happen oh you're gonna you got to do it
your hand the ball when you get double lip some
lungs in a face apparently somebody's practicing CS for the AT&T
tournament oh my god stay connected what a legend
That that that big battle for second place
Big battle for second place big battle
These bullets that they have no effect on these hobbies they obviously previous to them I
Did not miss a single one
They're big bones. Very common. Oh! Back demon! Back! Oh, playcarrier. Oh, I call that
wall you motherfucker. Oh, you already have one. Oh, yes, but that one is pristine. All
right, you keep it. Oh, it was pristine. Here, here, here. You keep it, you keep it,
you keep it. I didn't realize you were pristine. You keep it, you keep it. You're a thief.
If you insist, if you insist...
Wait, wait, wait, gimmick, sorry, were you talking to me, bro? I was all-
Oh! He dropped his name on purpose!
No, no, no, no, I-I-I still, uh, uh, that's best from here.
I just-
OHHHHHHHHH!
Maybe we can step on this, it's a good thing.
How the fuck do I turn my game off here?
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you, I'm back!
God, gee-a.
Woof!
Clues-winner.
Oh
Well, I'm infected with AIDS I
Got a vitamin I got a vitamin. Oh, you've got anti-aids
Yeah, I got a guy. Yeah. Oh, thank goodness. Thank you
There you go, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it didn't work. I didn't know I didn't mind it went I lied
double it oh hey what's up sorry I couldn't hear anything because I was
all tap yeah yeah oh we are out of oh we're not looking good at ammunition
we're not looking good at ammunition gentlemen we start keeping around oh
oh okay I put this on something we can't put this on the the grocer oh
Got it.
Wait, when can I put this on? I've found this site so many times, and I cannot put it on a single thing.
Hmm.
Intended for use with compatible pistols? What pistols?
Oh.
The Glock? Oh, the Glock. Oh, of course. Let me take that. Excuse me, please.
Mm-hmm.
Oh 57 bullets holy shit!
Score!
Now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking!
Boys I just found 57, 380 ACP.
That'll be good, that'll be good.
There's more of Bison ammo.
There's multiple combat sites.
You can probably put that on your assault rifle Mr. Peanut.
Oh that is splendid.
Another bison. Another point bison.
Wait, how the fuck do you guys find another bison?
Nothing to do with the DC country. Two.
Imagine that you're using these games to take the mass.
Nobody better than to take the dominant position of bison time.
I think he was too big to actually think of.
Oh my God, I should have said that earlier.
Oh, bison time.
Oh, great. Oh, thank you.
Yes, we will dominate this server.
We have already cast Mr. Summit off the count to strike two.
to that is how much we are winning
we have limitless three years which is go I'm crouching in a wood on that is
that you yeah yeah yeah okay okay thank god this is me over here please do not
blast me to Smith means oh my god I just got a great monster is that something
Oh, yes, yes, that's that's something. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.
Oh my god, they up the loop like crazy. There's multiple life carriers.
Oh, not a lot of zombies here.
What does that mean?
can I put this on my groza?
The honor that we have is actually pretty rare
so they clearly-
What the hell goes on a groza?
That should be much more rare.
I don't know what it is right now but
I ain't complaining.
Okay, thank you.
So this is the title shirt?
Alright, sounds good.
Whoa.
Gotta keep this warm.
Oh shit, I forgot my groza.
Can I put this on my groza?
Thank you finally!
something that goes on the gross up your face has frostbite your frostbite on
your face how you know that wait I'm getting word that I have frostbite on
my face oh well that's something that I should be concerned about
yeah I mean if you yeah you do I think you do I just yeah you got front your
your nose is gone. That's okay. Who really needs their nose? Noses are highly overrated.
That's why you have the sick icon as well. If they're not actually sick, you're just
nose-less. So how do I fix that? It's permanent. You have a little less health. Okay, less
health. All right. Either you didn't have a mask or your mask was wet for a long time.
I didn't have a match, I just found a match for the first time.
Now how will I know what I'm really sick now
if it's taking up that spot with the icon?
Well, you'll start sneezing or grunting or something,
one of those.
What if I'm just allergic to something
or hitting double-lifes dad from the back?
I, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
sneezing and grunting are horrible signs.
Well, you might want to pop a pill before you do those Mary's activities just in case.
Of course. Of course. Of course.
Oh, I found a bison!
Oh, it was 61 more shots! Oh my goodness, I'm telling you, I have a limitless 380 ACP.
Can I get a rope? Can I get a rope? But maybe like 30? You know, like 30 of those?
Of course, Mr. Double Liver. But would you have a 380 ACP weapon?
Yeah, I got a bison still.
Somehow I'm going for my bison and I still have one.
Oh, yeah, you can have the whole mag then 61 bullets in the mag and everything
No way. Oh, thank you. It's for you. Mr. Double it here. That's for you. Oh
My you make me feel spent you make it
Is this you double it the white helmet just to blend with the other white helmets
Okay
by the
lecture middle mouse muscle i mean
but this is crazy here is that i don't know
muscle
okay just give them anything any changes in your vision
no i need a little bullet
yes i mean it's really good other than it's really good good good
Okay, as long as you know how to do that, it's a helpful muscle to know about.
What the fuck, sir?
Oh, my apologies.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sorry.
It felt like shit.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh my god, he's been building up.
This is the best perfume I've ever found.
Can you bottle this up and sell it?
Hey, sorry.
Oh my god, double it.
That's the coolest jacket I've ever seen.
I've never even seen that.
It was that good.
Hey, which one?
Are you ready?
I'm a bit of a model.
Oh, look at that.
He's the exact same.
Oh, you look like Sturman from Mr. Bungus.
He does.
from this mister bongus it's out of the state from bongus out classic indeed
this i'm not going to lie to you double it i found a bison
and so i will not be giving you the things i promised you
and that's okay
i wasn't expecting it anyway
perfect
perfect
yeah i i think by this maybe the best of the game access to gimmicks you find
so many of them to be doing what you know all down the trigger
Well, I don't know about it being the best gun in the game for the record, but it's pretty damn good.
The LAR is probably the best gun I've ever got.
Where did the Bison Mag go?
Didn't he ever shoot one bullet at a time, by the way? Is that normal?
No, hit X to go into full auto, change the type.
I need to just hold down the mag, hold it down.
I thought it swam. I thought it swam.
If you have two magazines, it just swaps them in your backpack.
Yeah, I dropped mine. You might not maybe it's a space
Boys I don't double tap on oh don't double tap on do not yet
Double tap on about that that reloads way faster though, but it does drop the Mac
I think this is anything in the big boys. Yeah, that's pretty cool only if you store it vertical
Let me try. I'm gonna swap out the mag and see if it drops it
So where did where did everyone go?
All right, let us proceed where is our next location boys, but why was it my
Do you want action do you want or what do you want action? I want bloodsat
On the way to the orb. I say we better go
action and bloodshed! I need it! I want it now!
All the pro gamers go to the south.
What does it look like perhaps?
I would like to have a little bit of food.
What's your stats at?
I don't know. Does anyone have a headlamp?
That's okay.
Does anyone have one?
Decided you didn't want earlier?
I just want to test it out and see it.
I knew you'd change your mind.
No, that's actually trash. I don't want it.
We did it boys, we did it!
Oh, it's not good enough?
It worked, it worked!
Are you sure you might have something good enough for you?
Yes, that headlamp is garbage. I don't want it anymore.
any more. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Look at that, gentlemen. Look at that. Look
at that. Hospital Island. Follow me, boys. Follow me, gentlemen. By the way, I heard
a shot over Yonvis somewhere. I think that's on Hospital Island. That'd be a big, uh,
I wanted to steal from me.
What have you just given it to you?
But how would that help me steal from you?
Be sure.
Foxy's a cool guy.
On the road again.
So good to be on the road again.
Hold up one second. One moment. One moment. One moment.
Here we are there we are now we proceed now we proceed follow me
We should tell you by the house. I know it's someone in the
So much and one magazines what you find these everywhere
We'll keep the speed by Zins. You'll have unlimited bags of limited ammo. It's gotta be the best guy
little washed out but
When the night comes oh
And it does come I didn't I didn't do my gamma last night
I went pure and I died both times that I couldn't see a damn thing
Yeah, I'm telling you you just turned your gamma up. It's it's yeah
You will lower your morals a bit, but you will have much more increased fun guy
It's an easy trade it's an easy trade
Should we get a bump to you in the 10th quarter so we just keep talking in the game?
Uh, either way, I mean, the game's fun because then you can overhear people,
but you can also, we can also go back and forth.
Yeah, I also like talking in the game a bit and I feel like Foxy was in here, we would never do it.
And Mick, which way should we go, you think? Left, middle, or right?
I think that's true.
And we can, I think we can feel it.
It's calling to you.
I think we can play by ear.
Dude, this is not gonna be huge if we've only ever bumped into one of the
person
That's fucked up what we did to him though is that
Is that normal? Well it was fucked up, but that's not our fault. That's true
We are dealing with a hand that is dealt. Horrible horrible people. We
We did the right thing. You're the right thing by shooting those people. Also, I'll be be shot first
I'm almost positive. That's oh dude. They shot me a hundred percent when I beat them. Yeah, like that's true
I know it's gonna be fair, but you know they shot me first
still technically technically they shot first
wait did I drop my fucking bottle getting word that you need multivitamins
I do mr. double lift no double lift getting word he is dying oh fantastic
and test we're on this oh I'm filling up my water bottle I'm feeling my water
bottle don't drink that water don't drink that water unless you don't drink that
First also, well, you have to cleanse it you to cleanse it with one of these radiated sticks
Where's it hold it out hold it out with the right click hold it up with right click. Oh
You have the filter water. There it is. There it is. It should be great to drink now. There you go
This is a great you might be able to use that water bottle because it's got a filter built into it
You're welcome. You're welcome. Oh shit. It's a zombie. There's some gloves on that truck right there
Thank you, right here.
Yeah, yeah.
Drag him to your hands.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
What the fuck are these gloves?
I'm gonna steal them before he gets them.
I got him, I got him.
They're gonna slow at this, hold on.
Oh, well, I'm too late.
I got him, I got him.
A bit of strawberry jam?
A bit of strawberry jam, perhaps?
Bit of damage?
All I had to do there was drink water and I got cured of my aides. Yes. I would not drop. Water, cuis, aides, everyone knows bad.
Jump up on here jump up on the tank!
It won't let me, it won't let me!
And I shouldn't be shooting them, right?
What?
Run to the green building!
Run to the green building!
I did! I did!
I'm in torment!
I'm not a reedy!
Okay, alright, this is more like it, this is more like it.
Quick bend is perhaps, a quick bend is perhaps.
Alright, I'm good to go, I'm back to maximum power.
I
Probably don't want to stay here. Yeah, come on after I drink the water. I have three new status
What is this there's a pill there's like a
And then there's like a water
Water droplet with two waves underneath it. Okay, the pill is because I fed you a multivitamin when you were looking
Just lift it down your mouth the the water the symbol means you're wet
So you're gonna be a little cool and don't make a fire and the what's the other symbol?
It's like a little virus looking thing
That means you're sick, which is why I gave you the multi bite
And like eventually the multi vitamin just cures my sickness. Yeah, you might need to prop a couple
Okay, I gotta got it. Oh, did one of you guys get all that bacon? I was making
Bacon!
Yeah, but he got it.
But who's got bacon?
I fucking stole that bacon, dude.
Okay, good, good.
I just made sure it didn't make it disappear.
You guys check the tower?
Do I have some bacon?
Yeah, yeah, I have an extra, I have an extra.
I'll put my knife on this stupid bacon.
You walking like you got a little poop in your butt, double-lift?
You got a little poop in your butt?
Oh, thank you, good shot.
It's frozen.
Yeah, just how I like it.
Everyone always has poop in their butt.
That's not true. That's not true. I do coffee enemas every day. Oh
Clear down because they're bleeding next room real I
Don't be learned. I have a new jacket
Like bro, you are dying of cold
Hardly. Hardly. Hardly. No, I'm not. Liar, liar. Pants upon fire. Liar, liar. Pants up in flames.
Guys, I'm a bit chilly. Does anyone have a heat pack I can borrow?
I may or may not have a few.
I'm catching up, I'm catching up, I was switching out my jacket, I got a beautiful, beautiful
high fiber count, a custom crafted field jacket.
Oh, that is stupendous, Mr. gimmick, stupendous.
gimmick, can you triple carry this stick?
Triple carry, what is a triple carry?
It means you got two guns on your back and one in your hands.
Oh, hold on now, it's a bit peckish outside, I could use some of that on here.
Take this, take this, take this.
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you Mr. gimmick for our live saver.
Are we on this?
One on each nipple, one on each nipple.
One on each nipple, don't worry, I've actually got one down the crack and one between the
nips.
matter you haven't heard of yet you know I'm a little I haven't read the
science lately but that sounds intriguing oh it is quiet for doing this
follow me boys follow me gentlemen put what in your booty they should make
us being a coffee enemas and heat packs in the crack what if they made a heat
pack in my one inside out oh oh I got a million dollar idea
a million billion dollar idea I need to go patent that I need to go patent that
try it out yourself first oh custom-made maybe some hot coals and duct
tape to just test the theory of course of course of course oh follow me boys
follow me to the death house is where we died a couple days ago would be dead
when the bombs drop for real.
You think that you can do it, my people here?
No, it's well, it's the only building in like a long way around that actually lets you build a fire in it.
Thank you sir.
There's only one way in, so it's easy to protect.
I have a massive fairy skill at survival.
Let me tell you if it is who can...
Hello?
play video games the most I would be the champion of the survivors you never
know what strategy different techniques you would need for an in-world scenario
I was ready to blast are you always ready to blast I'm always ready to
blast okay okay I'm second you relax and start it is second you relax let the
shoulders slot slouch a little bit let the pony tail out you know that's right
when you get sniped in the back of the head.
That's when you get sniped in the back of the head, exactly.
You must always be on.
Pretend as if your own teammates are your enemies.
Yes, yeah.
One of my teammates stole my bison earlier.
That is true, and you should forgive that teammate
because it was a first time offense,
but if anyone else does something like that,
kill them on the spot.
It's on site, it's on site.
It's on site.
I
Did not feel like the greatest I'm being gang banged by two handsome home Depot work. Hey, are you doing?
Hold on. Uh, got him. Don't worry. I've I've I've I've won the day
All of me gentlemen. Are you looting over there? Oh, I'm trying to I've tried my best
But there seems to be some hooligans preventing me from doing so
Follow me, boys, follow me, Jimmy.
All right.
This place is full of garbage and shit.
Ooh!
Oh, Gucci on my, uh, Gucci on my hose.
Gucci on my, uh, Gucci on my bum.
Uh.
And Tom bot?
And talking about Gucci on my bum.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I got diamonds on my wrist.
I have just found a Gucci belt.
I just found a Gucci belt inside this airport.
Ooh.
Oh, I'm cooking the boots.
I thought I was just playing them.
Oh, shit.
I thought I was.
Well, maybe cooking the boots was.
Maybe.
Oh, that is horrible.
We don't want that.
We don't want that.
Sitting near the fire boys
I'll eventually heal. I don't know but you definitely want to take your boots out of the fire. That would be step one
Got it got it got it
Learning mm-hmm. Yes
There's a lot of people get confused in this game whether or not to put their boots in the fire
That is a very common problem a very honest mistake could have happened to anybody
I
Be behind you mr. Peanut don't shoot
That's me. That's me. Oh
Now the clothes like you start awareness peanut started. I've been behind you. Hold on stitch stand still for two seconds
Hold on wait a second. Hold on wait a minute. Hold up. Oh, I don't have my weapon hold on. Oh
Oh
Oh, well, it's swapsies. Swapsies. I'll take this one.
It's like a dance. It's like a dance.
I'm drinking the Macarena.
Like a dance. We're dancing.
Yeah! Oh, god.
Okay, did that pill work? Did you get a pill?
You have the medicine symbol?
I don't know. No, you don't have the medicine symbol.
No.
Okay, okay. Let me just give you a little...
Boop!
Thank you, good sir.
I'm gonna head over to that tower over there.
The next step of the operation.
It's the back you're going backwards you sure yeah, that's damn
And how do we go forward?
I'm gonna go that way toward those
Nipples okay, all right. I'm gonna come with you. You shouldn't go off alone. We should go off alone
Follow me boys. Follow me gentlemen. Oh
My heat packs are completely ruined. Did they work in the room?
You can reheat them temporarily, but also there was a fire in that building back there, but
You know what who needs who needs it? Oh?
I know such a fire. Should I go back and warm up?
That would be the smart thing to do
We can we can
We got a warm up. Oh, we can snuggle up together good thinking boys good thinking
Follow me boys. Follow me gentlemen
No, I think I'm good. I think I ate up. I'm chillin. I'm just waiting for my health to drop off.
I mean it needs to heat up.
No, I'm not good. I'm chilly. Very chilly.
Okay, I'm gonna...
This is the worst fight I've ever seen in my life.
Dude, I need to eat more.
This fire is cold.
Eddie Wood has got more food.
He will never die. We will make it to the orbit.
Look at the trash in the town, Mr. Grudge!
Dude, how the fuck do you have so much stuff? I don't understand.
Who?
Fucking gimmick, bro. He just has everything.
He's the loot pig.
Whenever we get in the water, maybe we kill him and eat him.
A loot connoisseur.
I'm like a sommelier, but for loot.
A loot sommelier.
Okay.
You got here last night? Oh no, I just took a nap.
I got backed up, you just can't see it.
Oh, I also hear you need a battery.
He drives.
Here's a scope, Mr. Doublelift.
Why don't you put that into your little scopey scope?
Wait, does the scope use battery when you're not looking through it?
Yeah, but it's very slow, very slow.
slow
Once again, may I add this fire?
I put a bet put that horrible fire your gun so that your red fire is horrible and
Okay, what the fuck
That's right
In Michael scroll down
Yeah, yeah in the cobra it should show up in your like inventory place
if you just scroll down whoa that is whoa what the fuck that's really ready for
adventure hmm that was this game made like 25 years ago not adding up hold on
I mean the game looks like it was made in like 2002 but the like the mechanics
are kind of cool
I love how it takes half an hour to make a fire it's my favorite thing about the
game actually with my kid that's not that's not it but from this distance
oh yeah someone has stolen my beads someone has stolen my beads someone
has taken my beads on the fire so they'd be fraud so you can eat them they were
frozen okay thinking thinking stand close to the fire double lift if you're wet
if you still have that red symbol because they'll dry up not what I have
I saw like I have a right when we are doing pretty good. I think we're gonna have
Wait to the light in the body
I never saw it in the world but I like it's very it's it's not terrible
But it's good night. You can still live a good life. You know these days. Yeah, you can still live a whole and happy life
Now that we killed some at multitudes of times. Now it's all gold now. You have a bullet gold. You got any more of those?
Hmm. He also yeah, he also ground up his gold bars and drank them. That's
Scientists are still studying the effects.
Hey, who?
You talking about Magic Johnson how he cured his AIDS?
Oh my God, how did I do that?
Oh my goodness.
That's exactly what we're talking about.
That's very true.
He did do that.
Liquid gold is the cure to AIDS.
Too pricey, but effective.
Very effective.
Very effective.
Very effective.
I forgot what I was doing.
I forgot what I was doing.
carry on as it has been accomplished.
We have a storm, gentlemen.
Just ignore that. It won't hit for another hour.
Right when you hear the rustling and the bubbling, you've got plenty of time.
That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard.
So when the map's about to have diarrhea, you mean?
Yes, yes. I think you have like an hour before it hits or something.
Mm-hmm. I
dig
I think
Are we talking the EVR storm or the 20 minutes? Oh?
Hold on. I got my bacon
Stand back. I'm talking about the boot the night night. Yeah, we're talking the cold cold storm
Can you open bacon with brass knuckles? We have a lot of my bacon
I'd like to see that wait wait you can put it in between your ass cheeks and then squat really hard
Hold on. It's a...
Like, first there we go.
You gotta believe, though. You gotta believe.
I believe! I believe!
And then you're gonna squat over it,
and you're gonna pick it up with your butt cheeks,
and you're gonna squeeze as hard as you can.
I... I... How about one of you use your knives and stand?
My butt cheeks are...
are ever so... kind of from gimmick last night.
You haven't even picked it up yet.
Well, I did pick it up,
I don't have anything to open it with, so that I drop it.
Going on adventure lots.
Oh, my God.
OK, careful out there.
You guys already moved these buildings?
Yeah.
Careful, careful, because people can see our smoke
from our fire, so it's the news around the news.
That's true.
That's true.
Hold on.
I'm stuck here.
Oh, OK, OK.
Thank you, Foxy.
Thank you, Foxy.
Gotcha.
You're welcome.
There you go.
All right, let us proceed.
A nightmare.
You didn't take your food, Peanut.
You fucker, you didn't even open it.
You motherfucker.
I'm not going to die.
It worked.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, if this is my Ken Bacon,
who's Ken Bacon is that?
All right.
You know, you're right.
This is the Ken Bacon.
Possibly the best gamer in the world.
Double looked already?
Let me, let me think.
Yeah, you gotta put this in the game.
I, I, I, it'd be an honor.
Yeah, no dude, I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
But the rush that I got for killing the guy that you downed,
was that the, the disease like, it's got low lows,
but it's got high highs.
Which when someone might open this can of bacon, so I may eat even more.
Alright, alright.
My ass can only work inside, hold on.
Follow me, dude, follow me, boys.
Indoors, indoors.
I'll take it.
Here you are.
Hopefully your ass cheeks of steel
can open that can bacon it is quite tough I tried myself
I believe in you just keep practicing thank you thank you
beautiful
listen to me listen to me listen to me listen to me hello
the spaceman outside hello there
There's a spaceman outside.
Get up, get up!
Hello, spaceman.
Oh.
Hello.
Wait, there's a bad guy?
There's a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy, bad guy!
I'm afraid, I'm afraid my friends are a little scared right now.
They're a little frightened.
Where is he? Where is he, dude? I can't see him.
Oh my god, oh my god, he's gonna get out.
Oh my goodness, he's on the back side of the garage.
I don't know, I just heard him talk.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Wait, oh, I'm muted.
He's on the outside of the garage.
Left side, left side, right there.
He's peeking right side.
Hit him once, hit him once.
He went right side, he went right side.
I'm thinking right, I'm thinking right.
I-
Pull out the back, careful.
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
Oh my god.
Where'd he go?
He's gone, he's gone!
He might have hard ran.
Don't get, don't get sniped, he could be in a tree.
Don't, don't just...
Don't run out in the field.
Fuck it, don't, don't get died!
Oh, oh!
I'm out in the field.
careful careful the zombies everywhere from the gunshots you see about the
double dude I don't know but the our fourth player she's out there bro
Oh, I don't know. I don't know
Where'd he go? Wait, where'd he go?
All together? Wait, who's this fighting Zed? Is this us?
Zed, Zed, Zed, Zed, Zed, Zed
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
We all run out there and kill him
There's no way he kills Oliver
He's probably hiding in a tree
I see him, he's by the left side of this house over here where we were just at
Left side
Charge!
I'm good, he was up good, I'm good
what I die what what what is that from the hill fuck is that from the hills
you're dead just how did I instant I know down what you've got a gouse rifle
you know I get hit by that whoa murder you
thank you guys are you guys at the house we're out the force rather boys we do
Dude, I'm thinking on a...
What do you want? What do you want?
I got...
Are you dead too?
I might have had... We might have traded. I don't know. I had a perfect shot on his head.
Did you die?
Yep.
Oh...
I had...
He might be dead.
We might have traded. I clipped right on his head.
He's behind, he was behind there.
I'm going in!
Why the fuck did I spawn in? I'm an idiot. I got lots of rest of this.
He is not dead, he is not dead.
Take his life.
Come on, come on.
I got him, I got him, I got him!
Oh my god.
REEE
Oh my god, he's got a full...
He's gassed?
That's why we died in one hit.
I got him, I got him!
That might be the best, like the best gun in the game.
Peanut, that, you are looking at like a 30 hour run right there.
Billy?
Oh my god.
It's a laser gun.
Jesus Christ.
That's a laser gun, dude.
That's why we both I'm good. I got him. I get him. I get him
Your screen just turns black and you see you're just wanting to hear the bullet is that
Yes, Foxy all of our friends and family I dad it takes to get that okay, okay
Let's get this dude, but I am a real guy
Not even joking. Fuck. Yeah, dude. That's a one-hitter shooter
Honestly with the gals as possible it makes sense why we got deleted. I thought he was just a god
You got to grab all the shit out of it before you can move it dude. That's crazy
I couldn't even see him, but honestly you must have a scope and right click nerd. Why can't I go to shoot?
That's the best gun not in this map not in but the entire guy
I got it. He has a gimmick access to his ass card, too
It's just a one-tap laser gun. It literally like deletes you. I
Can't like non-headshot, too
Like you have nothing else on but the suit
Yeah, oh fuck that what the hell I need space to have shit in my inventory
What, pal?
Oh.
I mean, it might have some inventory.
I've never actually worn this uniform.
Alright.
Peanut, this is what you're gonna do.
Okay.
Take all...
Okay, this is gonna sound very strange.
Take all your clothes off except for your armband and take everything off.
Alright, uncle.
Guns off your back.
Back, back.
Okay.
You need to be naked.
Actually, take your boots off in a second.
Okay.
Okay, just strip everything naked.
alright
we're gonna have to
I can't take my backpack off the drawer
pull our boots up
you're gonna have to
I'll help you carry whatever you can
dude, how ya?
it's our shit, it's still there
glasses off, gun off
it should be, yeah
this guy is gonna go with that
yeah, you might wanna pull our case off
alright, where is it?
glasses off
glasses off, gun off
you gotta be naked naked
uh, take your gun
so, what'd you do out there?
okay
Okay, come to me.
Uh, I just stopped.
I don't think so.
Go to CAD muscle, grab that body and drag it to your body.
God!
Oh my goodness, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I can't hear you!
I'm Iron Man! I'm Iron Man!
In one volume microphone, I don't know what you're saying!
I need to pick up all your shit.
What the hell?
Alright, I'm now talking to the fucking Iron Man!
God, please, God!
I'm sorry, I am fucking...
How do I close my face mask, bro?
I should have died this ass as Daisy dude as Daisy press K for down half the
people are
at least it what the hell is this and we got the gosh rifle
I'm literally an Iron Man with an alien weapon.
Oh my goodness.
You see this?
Wait, is it one shot no matter what?
On no matter what?
Yeah.
Wow.
That is ridiculous.
What?
You can have the bonus.
Yeah.
The work that he did to get that gun, though, is insane.
Okay.
I think that guy had-
I think that guy had-
map alone. There's a battery and do you have an oxygen tank?
Hey, where's the battery at?
You have to go into the, you have to swim across the ocean where you spawn, into the
ice, cross a giant tundra of just ice, you gotta bring the sticks so you don't freeze
to death, find a key card in the submarine in the middle of the ice, then you gotta go
to an island and slowly put together all the pieces you need to 3D print a space here,
Go back out to the ice
To a oil rig
This is you know, this is like 15 hours 20 hours at this point
Build the space. I can't even hold to that's
This isn't made for a Luke obelisk is made for you to have mules
What wait, I can't have two guns
We have to carry you you can but fighting zombies gonna be a nightmare
I would probably take like the axe
What have the axe for zombies and then the gun for fire players
That's gats
There's a leather showing kids makes my lass
You're one
There's a there's a leather showing kick kid
fix my less less my less no no three yes cannot be fixed you can't get less
gets fucked up you've got to be very careful oh
did he have oxygen though oh I don't know what that means no it's like a you
You're just trying to prove me you just want my laaahhh.
The good news is he has a bunch of masks for us.
He does have a lot of masks for us.
Jin1738 said hello you sexy nut you.
Hello!
Like art survival.
Oh I love art survival.
Love Jin the alcohol lover.
Oh oh oh.
Hold on now Miss Foxy I must figure something out alright?
You just give me just one moment here, and I would be...
Okay.
I w-
Oh, I can wear a belt with a gun.
We're so hard.
Hold on, what the fuck?
That kind of solves my issues.
Like all of them.
Where'd my gun holder go?
Wait, where's my gun holder?
Do you see it?
I had one.
Okay.
Uh, it's on your plate carrier.
Where?
Did you get your plate over there?
What, Joe?
Hold on, you were trying to fool me, you just want my lads.
Okay, I found the ground.
You are a liar, ain't you?
Oh, never mind, you did not lie.
You're the only liar and thief here, peanut.
No, you're a liar, you're a liar and a thief.
I said it first, you can't just, you...
You're a liar and a thief, you're a liar and a thief.
You can't take what I just said and say it.
You're a liar and a thief.
That doesn't even count.
You're not even trying
thief and a liar
liar
liar liar
pants on fire
Hold up. Let me I know exactly what to do here. I know exactly what to do give me one quick second here
Let me unpack my goodies
One moment one moment, but look at you did
Yeah, I'm
Yeah, I'm fucking Iron Man. I don't know I even know this came at this time for stuff. You're better than Iron Man
I am an who I am I am
I think today today we get to the marble
I may be a liar, but at least I don't have a job I
I will I can I I
Must inform you. I am packing. All right, buddy. I'm packing and
at minimum one to two no not for vacation not for vacation it has the
girth of a dive be back and forth and the length of a number two pencil after
for many years of yours.
What could I wear with this?
What's the question?
With what?
Hold on, you're trying to fool me.
You're trying to trick me into taking my items.
I know I'm on to your game.
I'm on to your little scheme you have.
Don't think no one knows what you're doing.
hmm I we gotta lay down so laying down is the fool you gotta lay down you might
be powerful but yeah I would never lay down I would never lay down I am I
think I can take this storm on I can see you know you're okay you're okay
actually no no no you have the mask on you're good you're good that's right
that's why you're gonna stand there I'm gonna want you these almighty and
Oh, you go ahead and close this door here.
I'll watch from the balcony.
No, you can go out there right now.
How about you go out there?
How about you go out there?
How about I watch you go out there?
One moment, one moment, one moment.
Mr. Gimmick, and double lift on your way.
Let me check, let me check.
You'll lose half your health.
See, mine as well is just responic.
Gimmick and double lift.
Where are you now?
Ah, um, I'm in Worsk, but a double lift is on a death loop.
Ah, I'm on a double lift with him, bro.
I'm gonna try to collect him, and we shall head your way.
You don't have to wait there for us per se, but I'll check in with where you're at by the time we're crossing.
I just want to make sure the double lift is suffering.
Oh, yeah, I'm suffering.
I am suffering.
Perfect, good, good.
Dude, I want, okay, I've put, I've randomly responded, but I found a guy.
I was like, hey dude, what's up, and then you just shot me instantly.
Then I reached out into a place, everyone was saying paper,
and then someone shot me and I doubted again, and now it's on site.
It's on site.
I don't care if someone's roleplaying.
I don't care if someone says friendly.
It's fucking on site because of our Iron Man suit.
This is, yeah, because I didn't even get knocked out because I've got.
I am the iron.
Why is my ass all right?
Because you have the space suit.
What the fuck happened?
Alright, I gotta go get my-
I was just down here looting!
I will- we will meet up.
I was just down here looting!
There.
I was just down here looting!
Somebody come in here while I was sleeping?
I don't think so!
This is- this is-
I don't think so, but I got the access card!
What's got everyone so on edge on the server?
Two...
Access cards to get access to?
I got the access card to gimmick's ass, no need to worry!
Holy shit!
Did you get the angles that I done too?
Yeah, I only had two bullets though, and then I think one of the chamber.
Okay. Here, I'm gonna take this pox, Nate, because it's safe.
Actually, no, it's not safe on me.
It's safe on you.
I'll take a grenade.
Grenades are horrible though. I don't really like grenades.
Well, that one, that one you throw and it gives this big puff of gas like you just farted.
Oh my goodness.
It's like a fart that kills somebody.
Exactly.
Right back.
Oh, I just, oh, like I just farted.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Right, well you take all the gas masks because you're going to need some gas masks because
you're going to have the higher next to it.
Oh, I hear those gunshots too.
You hear those, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But, Foxy, you take all the gas masks because you're going to need a gas mask.
I do not need a gas mask because I am ironed none.
The boys will need gas masks.
Are they coming?
They're coming, but they're not making great progress.
We're going to continue on without them.
And we know how long this takes.
Yes.
I mean, make room for their gas masks.
I think we're doing pretty good, but we have our hoster.
We have lots of ammo for any hooligans.
And then we've got our world destroyer.
our planet in there, right here, so we should be good, we should be good.
How's your food? I gotta eat some food so I can carry the mask.
Ah, I could use a little bit of food for tense.
Hmm. Where do I get more ammunition for this?
Actually, you know, you do need a gas mask until we get you that little oxygen tank.
Well, hold on now. Hold on. Fuck you.
Have you ever thought about that?
Think about that for a second, think about that for a second, huh?
Think about, hey!
I also have access to gimmick's ass, I guarantee I will eat it.
Yeah, I will send you into the fucking shadow room!
I will send you into the fucking shadow room!
You need me, you need me!
This guy will burn a laser through the planet!
You need me! You need me!
You need me!
All right, you will compromise. You will compromise.
Okay, I'm glad we settled that.
Okay, let's get it there, shit, as much as we can.
How much fresh sticks do you like?
Drop the bandages, you can't bleed.
Foxy, can I bleed?
Can you bleed?
Yeah.
It's really hard to get bleed.
I'm immortal.
Who needs you to walk to you as well, Foxy?
Oh, oh.
What did you say?
I said, who needs you to walk?
She wanted you, sir.
You're some bandages if you want them.
Yeah, you don't really need them.
a mere mortal like you needs them still look at this more
I'm still bleeding right
did you get that axe you can carry the axe and a gun
how we can fight zombies hold on
I can't carry an axe you've lied to me yet again but I do have a seed
If we can find a sheath, if we can find a sheath and a knife, now listen, I've got this.
Listen, let me slow down my feet.
I've got this.
Okay, that'll work.
That'll work.
Okay, that's fine.
I'll take this.
Where's the gas mask, Kat?
I need a gas mask.
Ready?
Where's the gas mask, Kat?
I got two.
I clicked.
I got three.
Oh, extravagant.
We just need one more.
I've got plenty of space.
We needed the guys boys.
We need the guys boys.
We need the guys boys.
No, no.
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.
Where are they at?
I don't know.
I don't know where they are.
I don't know.
I don't know let's go find him let me ask him general
where are you fools we're in vorkuta look at the town look at the little
thing that you were just in real quick for me they just want to meet us over
here what do you actually double it yeah yeah yeah the place you were at
I can see where you're at.
Follow me, boys, follow me, boys.
There's this, there's this.
Follow me, boys, follow me, boys, follow me.
There's a fucking guy in here just shooting.
Hold down middle mouse button real quick.
A mortal like you
can still bleed,
so stay behind me where it is safe.
I'm falling through.
You're on the opposite side, so you're on
I like this deal. Let's see. I could never die. I will live forever. I will live until the heat death of the universe
Know what will not live me. I will be here when the earth is destroyed and there's nothing but
Darkness in the universe. I will be floating around if
If if the occasion happens that you're not immortal
Which is impossible permission to climb inside your suit and then come recruit you
Yes, you have my permission
Follow me boys follow me
Also foxy, I think you should just get in the fucking discord. This is ridiculous
I would love that. I just didn't want to be the person to offer it. Ah, I will be the peanut to offer it
Okay, let's go in these streets over here.
How do we even begin doing this?
Uh, well...
You don't have a discord, right?
I have a discord in this peanut palace.
As world-renowned, we would be glad to have you.
We would be glad to have you here at peanut palace.
Okay, do you know how to create an invite?
I know how to give it to you, but I just don't know how to give it to you.
I messaged you. You can just check your mess up.
How did you know where to find me? Are you some type of peeping Tom Creeper?
I told you.
I think she's one of those peeping Tom Creepers. How did she find us?
Peeping Tom Creeper. Peeping Tom Creeper.
Oh
Be given invite here we go
Here we are then we'll send one right here
Right over here right up here
I've sent you the invite
Okay, okay. I'll come over here and get in there
I
The voices in your head getting louder though the voices haven't told me to kill everyone around me and minimum 20 minutes
Don't worry. I've been doing ayahuasca to keep the volume down here. Let's hear. Let's say right here real quick
Let me get in there. All right. I will defend you
Stay vigilant stay rusty
Keep your peepers open, keep your peepers open, boys.
There could be evil lurking around in any tree or bush.
Let me see if I can find her.
Foxy!
I
Would take
That I'm in the quad palette
Welcome in foxy welcome in oh there we are
I finally get to hear the voices in my head
And nice to see you glad to have you glad to have you
Hello
Towards we're gonna try to meet at damn what he spawned
We're gonna cross tips it's a tip cross anything other than this classifies as a real god
Okay
Well, we are right by the stand, so maybe we just wait in a set of trees somewhere
What if we leave our friends to die and proceed with them?
I will say you guys should maybe maybe take him to
The maybe refugee because that's not much further
Not much further at all. He's changed a little bit since you guys last song by the way
I'm fine nut I am immortal and I no longer bleed
Right that's excellent news, and he doesn't have to carry a damn thing
Yeah, it makes sense why I got deleted I thought I thought I just I thought I got guy just had a hell of a shot
I think I hit him in the head
The first hand the chapter they pull nine
Greeny railings ain't mr. Pete. I just got accepted in our end program BX with a great entertainment during long study sessions
You know, yes, congrats
Don't know what that is but God speed
Registered nurse oh, I thought it was real pretty impressive
There's.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
It's impressive indeed.
The beating, staying warm,
and fart out of your pussy.
Oh, I'm gonna buy pussy on a day like this.
This isn't you guys, right?
You're not here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, here we go, right here.
Snatch back!
I missed
How much bullet bullet the years on this no bull drop
You don't lead no lead it's points it's it's it
I'm talking in games are you instant? Yeah
The other railgun
I'm sure you use the pistol in this one. He looks harmless
We go where you go where you go?
Somewhere over here. He went up
And you see that house right there probably he's probably in a tree
Use the gas use the stinky we use the fart gas on him in that house throw it in there. Yeah, throw it in there
you want you got it you want to pull the pin out first right no no there's no
pin it's just glass just throw it through that little window you got it
yeah that's it that's it if he's in there he's gonna come up oh I don't see
him I don't think he's in there
I
Give me yes new development. I stepped on a trip where I reset
Yeah, yeah, I think he's scared of you. I think he care careful got the gas. Don't give you bleeds don't go in there
He's out of there
I think you ran that way.
Let's get him!
The death loop is real.
If you just run into the trees,
at this point, that's kind of the
run of the trees.
Find something
to orient yourself, and then
I will lay in a bush until you
figure out where you are.
I can't believe I missed that shot.
Well, if you were leading, that makes sense.
I didn't know he was hitting.
I had no idea.
That guy shit his pants. Did you see him look around all scared?
Ever could he be is there a chance I hit him in the arm and he didn't die or is there just no chance at all?
No, no, I know
Although I don't know I saw you beat the shit out of sick yesterday, and I didn't even think that was possible
If you hit him in the elbow hair
or like a gunner or something?
The bear man from yesterday.
Remember the one that you beat to death?
But it took like 10 years to do it?
Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
I put the work on him.
Don't you want to put the work on him?
Where would our next step be in the operation?
There's some military up here.
Research is over there.
We've got to get to the orb immediately.
I can show you where the orb is at,
the orbs at but the orbs just not there yet well how do you know the orbs are
there yet because there's no storm oh I can show you where it's gone and then
then we will hit the war during the next storm right careful this poor man
might be in the truth oh mr. Bolila but we're gonna get some more that's
MADSOM SHIT! MADSOM DOES IT'S HAPPENING TO THE SHIT!
My man, my man!
Oh wait, I already lost. Oh.
Good to see you again, Mr. Fully. Good to see you again. I hope things are going swell.
I hope that you are doing great in all of your fences and in Davos, Mr. B-
Oh, I've lost him again.
All we have missed in Bleeder, you need is a dog, you need me as a dog, Mr. Bleeder, you need me as a dog.
Please still go on another video, it's a point good man, good old man!
Jeez, she's Mr. Bleeder, thank you my boy. Thank you my boy. I do want to remind you the show is free and you have forgotten.
The show is in fact free and you have forgotten Mr. Bleeder.
but I stopped because I'm gonna try to
I hope you do it very well my boy. I hope you do it very well. That's my boy.
Can we go towards Henry? You just want to move forward to the Millie.
Thank you brother.
Thank you for supporting us. The three with the bungalows like that big man.
What did you see Miss Foxy? I completely ignored you and did not listen.
No, no, no, no, no. I refuse to leave you behind it.
Peanut's got Foxy. Peanut's got Foxy.
No, Foxy has P. I am the leader of this group.
Foxy has Peanut. Foxy has Peanut.
I don't know. Peanut's carrying me pretty well.
That's true. That's true.
Follow me, boys.
I'm at a place that I've been at before, but I wasn't able to tell you where it is.
I see where you are. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you are, I believe, near Jalavisco again.
What, Mr. My bad, we'll move into this one good man, good, um, man.
That's a good spot.
I mean, it's a good spot.
I mean, there's refugee right there, but that guy might be there for sure.
Well, let's go kill him.
Go beat his ass.
No, I didn't hear straight to the other boys. Have you got to that?
Islands just go to the other side of the right this way foxy. What's over here?
There's like a little construction building down here bunch of houses
Sheds
Yeah, I was never looted this a double-empty mission giving
No, we didn't actually
Oh my goodness that could have been good
Born anew we will be born anew. Yeah, I was loaded to the teeth, but it's okay
Think we're on to this guy
He's right down here. I'm telling you foxy. I heard shots right in this direction a mere moment ago. He is 100% here. I
Was thinking the same thing
Spound pussy from a mile away
Why I thought that was you but no, I know I
I am I stay very I'm very very clean very hygienic my pussy is my pussy game
Pete clean pussy from here not even push you had a call in there now
yeah I keep smelling like a coconut scent every time he creeps dude I it's
It's some new vapor rub, I bought.
Can I put that zombie on the right?
I'm beeping, I'm beeping, I'm beeping.
At the end, it's hurt again, so I possibly...
Good thing, uh...
Oh!
Good thing!
Good play!
Stay fast, he's too fast.
I'm going to check this house on the left here.
Going up.
Going in his back door.
You want wood right now?
I'm going in the back door.
He's not in here.
Okay, I'm in one of the houses on the left.
It's okay.
Coming out.
Oh, God, this is...
Go in the back door and find a peanut Jesus Christ.
Take him out, take him out.
Good work, good work, good work.
Come on out, come on out Mr. Silly.
When you guys go in the back door, do you usually find peanuts?
I usually find a couple of dingleberries, perhaps a quarter, even zesty that day.
That must be when you're extremely wealthy.
There's this hooligan.
Oh, what is that?
Wait, I found some type of device.
Connect for device.
A car radiator.
Pristine condition.
Government for that?
It's important for the quest.
No.
We want to go to Lanty, you got to put that in your inventory.
Who's Lanty?
The Latinas, the land of the Latinas.
We must find room.
Give me one second, I will find room, I will find room.
When there's a wheel, there's a way.
I'm pretty sure I had just heard more gunshots.
But there is no way.
All right.
Why do we need this again?
It's the go to the land of the latinas
What what is wait is that the orb?
Yeah, there's two orbs you have to take two orbs. She's lying you don't you are getting one guy
That is a crime punishable by death
There is a double orb. It's like a double rainbow.
Stop your rolling immediately! Wait.
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
Tina, take your battery out for now.
Why? What's the battery do?
It's still using...
What does the battery do when it's in there?
It'll tell you when a storm triggers.
That's it?
But I know when the storm triggers.
It's just not the battery? No, no, don't drop it. Put it in your inventory.
You need it, but...
kids it only does that well it powers your oxygen and your mvgs you need it
you just don't oxygen right now I told you it's a built-in gas mask once we get
the oxygen tank oh I tell you you go to another planet oh shit that's you that's
you there's shots back at the place you would just sat now do you hear that let's
go fuck their ass you let's go fuck their ass
I'm pretty sure I'm like 30 seconds away from double lift right now earlier the guy that's
been killed earlier had two clinic access cards.
Oh god.
We got dogs.
I don't think you're Jalapisco.
But I do.
I'm going to have to go live here.
I'm actually are.
actually are you have anything right though I've nothing suppressed I'm at
outskirts apparently yeah well we're gonna have to go loud but they're gonna
ah there's more to this game
you're right up we're good they can't make you believe them no they actually
but they have to try really fucking hard.
Police! Police!
Police!
She's right here!
What?
That's a gimmick if they hurt us.
No, no, we're going to outskirts.
I ran back into the island to grab a devil lift.
He's at outskirts and I'm like,
Lock her in the ship.
Be careful Foxy, be careful.
You should be right up here.
This is where those shots came from for sure, right?
Where the damn?
That place you spent like three hours at yesterday?
No, he has to be here.
The shots were here just a moment ago.
oh oh good heavens oh oh fuck take yonder foul beast take yonder
okay I am here
what where's here not sorry but mr. devil it I'm here it's on site it's on
site the next guy sees fucking dead
exit leslie it doesn't matter what
everyone is the enemy oh no i found a
second holster
yeah i hit him three times he really
wants that ass oh he's quite flimsy i
do not believe him
where is this evil man at
I don't even think he exists. I think he's not.
He doesn't exist? What do you think does exist?
It's just a few more emanations.
Oh, peanut!
Oh my god! Run!
Get up here, get up here, get up here.
Get up the ladder, up the ladder, up the ladder. Come in here.
Oh no, peanut. There you go, there you go.
Die, baldy! Die!
I distract them! Distract them with your ass and I'll kill them.
It's a little dance form.
Distract them with your ass! Speed up!
Die, baldy! Die!
Oh, I'm getting up.
Die, baldy!
What's that one doing?
Eww!
Whew! Another close one!
Oh!
Prominating.
Oh, good heavens!
Oh, I got a black tail, but no.
Oh, oh, good work!
Good work, good work!
I'm gonna reset, cheers, pop, I'll take a shot with me on my birthday.
Cheese hat!
Oh, yeah!
Ooh, hold on.
This was this.
Say.
Say you run in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK.
I must watch what you like to be one quick moment.
OK. Do what you need to do.
Do you have a gun, double it?
You have a gun. Why it's the voices?
I do.
I got a six.
BK 12 and a sport or twenty.
Here we are.
There in here.
Take take this for your shotgun.
And we can make you uh you're here also take take some of this food here
It's foxy, it's foxy.
What why aren't we fighting the evil man?
I don't know.
I see you go right to the orb immediately ignore all other distractions.
Okay, okay.
Do you remember when we were in Borkuta and we smoked crack together you remember?
do remember what is this an atog 6 by 48 is that good one wait we're dead I was
reloading my revolver mine has a crazy scope on it I think it's called the
Roars okay what optic yeah they shot us I was reloading my revolver I heard
I take me to the orbs.
Miss Foxy, take me to the orbs.
The promise land.
Back to it, back to it.
I just shoot myself.
Let's go to the orbs, let's go to the orbs.
Get out of here.
Take me to the promise land.
Some more distractions.
This guy just doesn't want to see the orbs.
Follow me boys, follow me gentlemen.
Follow me gentlemen
I heard him running and I decided to reload like an idiot
I said three shots and I revolver
And he popped in right as I was reloading
Maybe on his way down
I never had an axle monitor
I've never had an axle monitor
I do have a butt plug that is triggered by 1000 bit gifs
gives that ejaculates melt into my rectum win my streamer dot bot the text
that someone has gifted 1000 bits
it is blue team you really do anything for this
I'm a slut I'm a bit slut
you must be like big rich if you got butt was a smartwatch
It is encrusted in diamonds.
Now I will say the walls of my rectum look like the nose of a crack whore.
But it is worth it.
It is worth it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All of these different situations, I am very cold.
I know you don't feel cold, but I am freezing.
You are freezing?
Just find the space Iron Man suit.
Give it, she doesn't even have the...
It is that easy, it is that easy.
Why didn't I think about it?
You're right, you're right.
Look at her, gentlemen.
I'm going to make it look a little fire.
Disgusting, still wearing new mortal clothes.
I bet she still bleeds.
What's going on? What do we do here?
Taking a quick little fire.
Gonna die of food unless you have some.
I have lots of food, but it's all frozen.
I have two pieces of food.
You frosted it but all frozen?
Hold your bacon out and I can shoot it with a bullet and it'll pass right by it and by the friction it will heat it back up.
That sounds actually really smart. That would probably work.
That would work in real life probably.
Alright. Hold on.
I'm gonna make this really snappy.
Actually, you know what?
Well, I can't die.
We got this. You're back up.
Okay.
did you win did you do it good work but you just hide in case that bad man's you
stay in this tree well I gotta put my my goodies inside the cooking station
oh yeah good idea or I just drop it next to it I drop it next to it right
Oh, I'm having a psychic power. Come here. Okay. Okay. All right
What what? Hold on
Put your mask up. Well, I'm not sick. I don't need those
Yes, I've had the same fucking frostbite for two hours
Yes, your visions were not
dumb visions stupid dumb fucking visions
we pop a quick six billion light
we're sick bottom right guys that is the symbol for also frostbite
it is permanent we will have that symbol forever
just ban him, just ban him for being so stupid
good heavens
Look six billion light. Oh
So that's dumb as fuck yes, I know it is dumb as fuck don't worry gentlemen
I'm I'm quite aware that is stupid as shit. I
Don't know why they would make the six symbol the same symbol as frostbite because now it's gonna be there forever
And I won't know what I'm actually sick
But Gimmick says we'll either be grunting or we'll be sneezing if we're sick.
I haven't heard a single grunt or a sneeze.
Great news, brah.
Next see all of us go.
Oh.
Okay.
I keep getting Vorkuta, you keep getting Jalavisco, but that's okay, they're actually pretty
close together.
I will come to Jalavisco.
You get in there.
I get in there.
I get in there.
I get some loot.
I will meet you there in just a nifty hustle.
is open key and so do other people like spawn on the other like the other person
up like the south and skinny ribbiter everybody don't take this to take
foxy I just want to let you know that if one of us has to die I sincerely hope
it is you it's me mm-hmm I got it yeah I just want to let you know that before we
go any further on this adventure okay you sure this is 100% hits get even if
it's a thousand miles away I just click on his body yeah yeah all rail guns are
like that no bullet drop a little roll yeah it's really hits get like it
doesn't matter if he's running a hundred miles down to the right I would
simply find his body and click on it even if he's running to the right no
Don't leave it on.
Okay, alright, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
My food is good to go.
I'm going to take a quick bite to eat.
Oh, I can't, I don't have a can opener.
The classic flavored wafer, what am I saying?
Horsie?
Yes.
Oh.
Did I say that in, oops, I thought I was muted.
Why can't I eat my wafer? I can't eat my wafer.
Oh, I have to take my mask off. Hold on.
Hold on now. I must eat my wafer. I must eat my wafer.
Now, hold on. Would you mind cracking open this canned sardines? I'm in the mood for canned sardines. I'm quite the freak.
I'm quite the freak. I'm quite the freak.
Oh shit, I forgot, but then I got to drop it.
Do helmets really stop bullets, or no?
What?
Do helmets in this game truly stop bullets?
It's likely you'll knock, but not impossible.
That's weird, there was only half of them.
Canned sardines are actually pretty good.
Oh, that's great news, sir.
Please don't kill my family while I sleep.
Thank you, Foxy. Thank you. A light snack. A light snack.
Well, I got the buff. My food's not defrosted, but...
I say we go. I say we move. I agree.
I say we keep on the move.
Alright, Foxy. Take us to the orb at once!
We're going. We're almost there. We're almost there.
Like I said, the orb's not going to be there, but you can at least see where the orb appears.
The orb will be there. I will command it. I am ironed.
I am Iron Nut. He built this in his garage with a bunch of scraps!
Oh my god.
Oh, what was that?
He's an evil distraction, remember?
It's not even there, it's just in your head.
Every time we leave that godforsaken place, I hear something stupid coming from that direction.
It doesn't exist. Stay on the mission.
You're right. You're right. You need to carry the boats in the logs.
That's right. Who will carry the boats in the logs? It's not for us.
Very true. Very true.
Keep me posted, Doublelift. Keep me posted.
Doublelift, I just want to make sure that you're suffering enough and you regret playing this game.
Can I just confirm with you?
Me? Yes.
Yeah, she somehow made it happen. I don't know how.
Ah, you are so welcome, Doublelift.
If I even saw a glint of happiness in you,
or even a slight smile after playing this game for three hours,
I would be very disappointed in myself.
I gotta make a quick...
Dude, you're a turnbuckle.
I love cock-and-ball torture,
and this is right up that same vein.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
That is so great to hear.
It's really hard to get water when I'm a boner I don't think you have the facilities for that big bad
Oh my god, I need to kill something. I need to kill something in game
Keep my buggerlings up I have you show up real quick. I'm spit upon them in there nasty
I'm camping the stand still man. Stand still gentlemen. Oh, what stand still? Oh
Looking burly boys looking very
Looking burly gentlemen looking burly
No problem, no problem. Don't need to thank me don't need to thank me
All right, Foxy, take me to the orb or I will kill you.
I'm muted.
Foxy, I was muted, but I want you to know I threatened your life.
Okay.
All right.
How does that make you feel?
Half a jump.
I'm working on the other half.
You will need double lift and gimmick here for that second half.
It is a requirement and a condition.
We're working on it.
If I had to place one bet in the entire world,
one bet that was so sure with a billion dollars,
his double lift hangs down to his shoelaces.
What?
Oh, yes.
Would anyone take that bet with me like a fire hose like a fire hose? Yes
I take that bet you take that that boys
Good bet
Yeah, we've got some expectations below and and overperformed
Oh
I like it when everyone tells me I have a micro so I can only kind of like exceed I told the up from there
It's only up from there
Tactical it's actually what is that big building over there? What is that?
That's that's Athena research this one right here for the right
Are those are those forward or backward in our adventure I
Mean we're pretty much in the south now. There's really no more. I
I mean, that's forward that way, but should we've beaten the game now I
Mean you have the suit why would say you you haven't gone to Lancia yet though. So we need to do that
Yeah, yeah, land getting through Lantia's. It's a one-sided plan. Yeah, I went the game and I beat it
We need to get him to Latina land
Is there any way back to Latina land?
Yeah, yeah, that guy got back into an org
You meet all the Latinas and then when you're done, you just jump back in the orb and then you just come fill up everybody.
Hmm.
Pretty good deal.
Do you think this is where this gentleman got his suit, was Latino land?
Yes, definitely.
Wow.
Well that's what he built it for.
He didn't get it there.
How do you know he didn't get it there?
You have to cross the ice, go out on the icecast, cross the ocean.
I heard you rant earlier, it was long.
And I did not listen.
Yeah.
Well, that's not that you do.
How do you know he didn't do all those things?
He did do all those things.
You have to.
It's the only way to build a space suit.
Oh.
Oh, space suit.
Like you did.
You didn't have to do anything.
That's right.
I just shot him and then took it.
It's much easier.
He is an idiot.
He should have just done that.
Much better, much better.
More efficient.
I am flexing and financing.
I will not lie boys. I will not lie this is it. This is where the orphan fears right here
You should you know honestly in the middle of this fuck fuck no where field
You should make some calls and maybe you know
Get one make some calls
What if we just go down there for a second come over here come over here this is it so this is where you know
Okay, you got big deck. Oh wait a minute. Is double lift here already?
I see it. I see it.
Why do I need all the voices are back telling me to kill my friends or my family?
Hold on. Why do we even need gas masks? We're already here.
because it fills up with gas when it's active so what we'll just jump through it
really quickly we'll be through licking each day
you make every day so
thank you good shit babe
I'm glad I get to celebrate
yeah baby
happy birthday to you
well I found a protective case over here with leather sewing kit and a plastic water
a bundle. Is that suspicious? Wait, is everything in my suit impervious to damage?
Uh, yeah, nothing's gonna get damaged inside of you.
Oh, so I don't need this bullshit. Okay, alright then, alright.
Your belt will get ruined though.
Hmm
Hmm
I see we go over to this hospital over here take a peek while we wait for the one what do you think
No, no food is for the week
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Are you by the fire station?
What is that over there okay take a look how did you how did you say the suit again wait I
it's my last you just want it you want to steal it
evil I'm like I can literally see it just trying to steal our suit I do it I'm running
up right now I'm running up right now I've got a big hammer in my hand that's like a
fireman crazy okay I have a green mask on I'm in a fluffy crazy
foxy what are you doing over there a sticks are for the week sticks are for
the week. Sticks are for the weak and feeble. You do not need sticks. Sticks are for the
weak and the feeble. Leave the sticks behind. Leave the sticks behind there for the weak
and the feeble. I'm going to a giant hospital.
and you didn't know there's usually very very bad men here or evil evil men I
would deal with him so are you down at the road yeah I'm already down at the
road I'm walking toward it oh my god he's deafened
oh I'm about to take a look what happened just fuck him up pretend to be
I'm down here looting. Here's a fireplace and a heat back just for you
Oh my god, you say you what the fuck
Hello
We're here to kill you! No need to worry!
Uh, they're not in here.
My guy was at 450 fucking pounds I can see into the window.
Hey, they're nobody in here.
Wait, but, but zombie bodies disappear quite quickly, don't they?
Yeah, yeah, they're...
That means they're in that building 100%.
Oh my goodness, that is dangerous indeed.
Boy, there's someone here.
He's defluxing.
Yeah.
Where do you think there he is there he is I can't I can't I can't I hear him are you
seeing I hear my ear my ear he's on the other side of the hospital go go go can I not use
a backpack with this suit that makes no sense that makes no sense whatsoever it is also stupid
You have to put things in your ass, and that's the only slot you get.
Auto-me-boy for the boys!
Don't stretch your ass, and they're gonna get more space.
A splendid plan indeed.
Take that, foul beast!
One down, many to go.
Beware of landmines on these staircases.
Okay. All right.
Oh, okay heavens!
I have a conscience and I don't think we would have succeeded and we would have had to find each other again
He's got a helmet so he'd have protection
Absolutely not we must kill them immediately
Fuck these people
Where are you at?
These guys gonna be back these guys begin to the teeth. These are not your normal days. He pays they have in game
Let's get the fuck out of here while we while we're alive
I'm gonna find a way to the roof and peak with my
do you need anything like urgently not really no I mean we just got to pick up
food at some point okay we can let's get out of here let's go to the grocery
store load up on food Bing Bang boom get the hell out of work you got you
BING BANG BOOM
BING BANG BOOM
That's the strategy
Fuck how do I activate this stupid thing
OH THEN IT IS AGAIN THEN IT IS AGAIN
The effect? Put it in your hands just quick
I think this is another person
Wait, wait, wait, how far are those shots going to be?
That building over there?
No, that's farther
That's over at like uranium mine
Are you sure? I mean, can we really hear that far?
It sounds, yeah, yeah we can
Oh, shit
I'm on that floor below you. I'm gonna try to defrost these beans. This doesn't make any sense
He couldn't be your radio me yet. He just killed the zombies
I'm just one floor below you. Oh
1000 meters is about the view
I see we find the man that killed the zombies in
you ready of mine what do you think do you have bullets where you are do you
show that for oh sure yeah one floor for me I'm lower than you I'm over to the
ground oh shit okay I gotta get these beans you
frosted or I'm not gonna be around much longer I would I would be searching the
Permissions for this evil man and shooting at me
An honest swivel
I'm on the bottom floor right now
I'm peeping I'm peeping I'm peeping
Oh, I- Oh, I found Uncle's basement!
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Is it dark down there?
Oh my goodness.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh.
Dude, what is the point in going all the way up here?
Holy shit.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
This is more of a sniper nest.
I did find a can of food though.
Yeah, you do it, bud.
Got it.
Hey, what up, boss?
Still starving to death.
death. Well, you know, right? Fantastic. But don't worry, only you'll die. You have to
you have to remember that. Don't forget that there's one on the building across from us
directly outside of this night. I see it. Yep. Yep. Close one. Foxy, where's your food?
It's delightful, but I have one bullet in my pocket. You have a dollar. You'd have to
get closer a dollar you have a dollar you think you think this you think this
SMG I can find pepsi machine the problem is it probably $55 then his
body $55 might want to push the push the cheap cheap I only drink dollar and
above sodas he must be Garmin's I want to roof somewhere okay
I see him I see him
There's two of them. There's two of them. They went into another apartment building
I bought a roof
Peek over the ledge so I can see you
I'm coming down I'm coming down I'm coming on sprinting down sprinting down. We must kill this man. We must kill this man at once
I'm on the streets about the streets. I'm in these streets fool. Don't catch your
dead ass. I'm keeping it with a hundred feet. You got one bullet in the dream? One bullet
in the dream. You're probably going to go to the roof and I guess I'm guessing they'll
come down. There's some type of- Hold on. We got to do something. We got to do something.
by me a little risky a little little stupid hey clear this building for me
stupid my middle name no need to worry where I swear to God hutch modeled every
character in this server after himself I can't jump more than an inch they left
They left they're outside. Oh shit. They're the claim. Oh shit. Oh my goodness. Holy shit. I do I do
There's a viagra and I saw a viagra magazine in two seconds ago. Do you want that?
You want that I know
Stay back foxy. It's just shocking. This is a this is a mission
Wait, they're larking here.
I found a cam. Would you like a cam?
No. Oh, yes. That's summit. That's summit.
Well, now that you want it, I want it.
That's summit, double lift, that's summit.
I'm taking it.
All right, then I guess I'll settle for the rail gun.
No, you can fuck yourself.
That's what you're settled for.
I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor.
She's gonna settle for us.
Fucking yourself.
I'm right with, I'm right with it.
Don't threaten me with a good time, okay?
Where I need some seven point six fuck man, whatever the doozy
right
Well, I I'm out of seven six two three nine
You're gonna have to go fuck yourself. No. No
No, you
I would be beside
Fuck yourself
immediately. No, no
not me hold on now wait foxy I have found something that may peak your
interest what is it it is a kind of big and I can't make it it's okay let me see
another day what oh well let me go ahead and take that back all right good
luck. Wow. I hope you die good luck. Are you key? Oh, actually,
yeah, it is good to be out of the A.K. here. Come over here,
so I can give you some ammo. Did I have a magazine? No, it
has no magazine. No. Okay, you can. Well, I'll carry the
site for you in case we get him out. I want to carry this clay
boy and put it under someone's feet. I know. I want to. I have
all these guys masks. I've got enough room for the clay boy.
What yeah, I've got tons of slots
How many slots are in that it comes with 140 the fuck it does
Yeah
I
Joked upon you get good
It is 35 I'm just poor
All right
You ready to head out? Where do I get a magazine for the sake?
Military oh shit it has a mount here
You want a side on there?
Red dot the world the ground didn't work. I already tried it
You got a drop you got to drop it and then you got to combine it with the mount. Oh, are you lying to me?
Where's the way? Where's the sign at? Where's he give me that side immediately? I will kill you
I can't wait to see you do this. I'm not gonna kill you where you stand
I'm telling you, this doesn't- I see.
Oh, it still doesn't work.
You've lied to me again.
You've lied to me again.
Oh, that's a handguard.
No, you need a mount.
You've lied to me yet again.
Oh, my God.
I found an AKM.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Great find.
Great find.
Oh, man.
You can find a rake or a shovel to fuck yourself with next time.
You want to go toe-to-toe with me, do you?
You want to go toe-to-toe?
Oh, sir.
Oh, sir. I prefer to fuck myself with a nailed bat, okay?
Oh! Rattata, Rattata! I'm mowing my arms down on the block as we speak.
All my arms are getting mowed down as we speak.
Later on, I will do a money spread on my arm with several dime bags full of weed.
God, yeah, as it is known for a while.
Go, the bacon's good.
Bacon's good? All right, let us proceed. Let me take another sip of the quila.
Get the fuck out of here, okay Ed, do your thing.
Hold on, wait.
Wait.
Oh, Keeley, mother fucker!
What good man, good a man!
Hey, Mr. Popchick, mother fucker, what good man, good a man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Checking these other bears.
Hold on.
Don't die.
I'm just checking right here next to us.
Oh, shit, a nice backpack.
Ooh, nice, I can hold more shit.
hold on now this is mine this is mine now you've lost it I have a grenade what
about that you hold on to that we hold on we should uh I'm this is all looted
wait how do grenades work again you tab G and then you left quick yeah there you
are I was just scared you but then I dropped it at my feet all right let's
go kill this person we've been talking about killing for half an hour
You scared me so much.
Should I bring this cam?
Or do you think it's gonna kill me because I gotta carry my hands?
I would have the rail gun in your hands.
How do I carry the cam then?
Oh, you're trying to trick me, you think I'm an idiot.
I don't think, I know sir.
Oh, that is perceived, that is perceived.
All the people on the roof say hey.
Where are you guys at?
Hello! We just tried to kill Summit.
to kill stomach, drinking usually does change people's lives, and for the bet driver, things
are going better, things are going better.
I could have put a single bullet and not buy it after, but I was gonna say, okay, so first,
when you, um, in this game, close quarters, you don't want to pull any, you want to hold
Right click and and
Like
What you want to do is you want to drink
Uselessly, I hope you're doing great and then ignore the emotions of your spouse
Do that for five years
Oh my goodness you will get her so good
You will get her so good
She will be aghast
I have your dedication to the joke
I peeked him and he thought I was summit
And so I messed him all up
So Summit killed his friends
And I had one bullet in the derringer
So I was trying to line the shot up
I'm gonna shot up the ladder, one shot, and I think one shot, one opportunity, didn't get to the tower.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Until I can latch, I can really smash as long as you think.
Until I can knock, exactly.
Now hold up, how do I find zombies now? Hold up, wait a second.
Uh, drop your gun, Bogey.
Hold on now.
Where you put it.
Hold on, I'm gonna forget where I put it.
I
Take that tree you are no better than me. I'll find it. I'll have myself a new AKM
These zombies are resilient
Where is this piece of shit I want to kill this person where is he I gotta be right now
I'm gonna just run straight to you
where nips is right next to Jalavisco. I'm gonna come grab you and then we'll go
with the Jalavisco. There's a magazine in there. I'm gonna check it for the cam.
Okay. It's gonna be beautiful.
Yo, some good stuff. It's an SG-5K magazine. Oh, got it. It's an SG-5K, boys. SG-5K.
What am I drinking? A fresco. I'm drinking a fresco.
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I'm so super sad. I switched my discord button to my push-to-talk and now I'm like
I know you're gonna stream off too hard, how about?
They like it.
You would have never known about what you're drinking.
I was, yeah, I, I, that's true.
I heard it on your mind.
I was concerned about what you were drinking, that is true.
I mean, I'm here to deliver.
Yeah, we're in Uranium right now.
Where is this pussy?
I want to put one in him.
Where is he boys?
I can't wait to hear him now.
He's got some type of pussy or something?
He's got some type of pussy or something?
He's got some type of pussy or something?
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to shoot him, and he's doing nothing but hiding.
Are you still at Nimsk Doublelift, or are you on the move?
Oh, Ellen's chasing me down.
Oh, I'm just following this road. My chat told me to just follow this road.
Oh, is that going to lead you to Jalavisco?
Uh, I think so.
Okay, okay, then I'll just stay in Jalavisco.
I am going towards Nimsk.
Oh, oh, okay. Well, then I'll meet you in here.
beautiful. Mr. Knot, what did you go? I'm over here. Yeah, speaking around. I'm very
sneaky. I'm very sneaky. You will never find me. You cannot have this. You cannot have
this. You will never find me. Okay. All right. All right. I am in danger. I am in
danger I must pull out the Whopper on this pussy.
How about you take a little bit of steel?
You remember earlier when you told me to go fuck myself?
I do remember that. Have you proceeded?
I'm currently fucking myself so I wish I could help.
Perfect. Perfect.
Can't help you right now. I'm busy. Sorry.
I'm back at move again.
I'm busy that day.
Clancy is going to be where is this bitch
Not you
I killed two sets I killed two zombies
I'm close I'm close to you
I'm creepy go around creepy crawler creepy creepy crawler
Have I identified the target firing?
You found the bitch?
You found her?
This is scary in here, be careful.
Be careful, you gotta be careful.
Stalking.
Wait, where do you go?
There's a fucking guy here, bro.
Too fast, too fast, go slower.
No, no, no, that's too fast.
Oh, don't open it, don't open it, that was too fast, let's go fast, slow down.
Fuck you.
This leads to outside, we're gonna need that.
Oh it doesn't, you know nothing, you know nothing fool.
Alright, I'm here.
This one leads outside, this one's gonna find another way.
Alright.
Good good good assessment. Very knowledgeable. Very smart
What's the plan the guy's gonna be here you sure
Is this a nice enough location to fuck his ass, you think?
Maybe. Maybe we should bring some candlelight.
A couple roses.
Can you guys bring us some candles?
Maybe some zen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
You've lied to me yet again. There's no one here.
I have not killed a man in over an hour!
I thirst for blood.
I thirst for blood.
Sounds like a skill issue.
Is everybody at?
Doublelift is talking to a man in a building.
We're gonna find this guy. We're gonna find this guy.
We're in a blizzard. If anybody rolls up, we're gonna see him running through this compound.
I like how the blizzard kind of starts out at a lower altitude than where we're at.
See, everything up here.
See, the clouds are 20 feet tall.
Are we sure this man is still here?
I don't know.
Where did he go?
People always come here.
We're at uranium mine.
Okay, well I, okay, so there's two, okay let's get back inside and discuss for a second.
Okay.
There's two things we can do we can we can we can we can go kind of back north and kill a guy
Mm-hmm
Or we can wait till the next storm and go into the war
How long until the next storm you think?
They're random
They're random twice an hour sometimes it's once every two hours sometimes it's one every three hours
That's why I said, maybe you can make some fancy calls.
I don't know if you know the owner of Namahal's.
Hold on, let me see if someone in the discord knows when the next storm will be.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
Let me see here. Let me see. Let me let's see here. Wow. Would it be crazy if there was
what's it called again? EBR. EVR. EVR storm.
E is an erection. B is the vagina. R is an rectum.
What if the mods pulled a break on us and did an EVR storm right now, or that would
be jolly?
There we are.
Alright.
Okay.
Great work.
That was great.
Alright.
Someone has stolen my weapon.
Oh, there he is again, there he is!
Pretty far.
I have to pee so bad, you're gonna have to wait.
Mr. Nut? Mr. Nut?
What? We waited last time and we missed him!
I haven't gone anywhere since running into you.
I haven't gone a single place since...
Oh, you didn't just go to it. Did you dream for my own...
I'm not holding it any longer!
I just got word from the mods that they don't have the power to do that.
They're weak. They definitely have the power. They definitely...
I
Yeah, that is unfortunate
Is that what happened? What's going on with you guys? We are winning, but there's not much action
I am desperately trying to go to where I hear shots with this lady as the bladder of a goldfish
We have too much action over here. We need to spin an absolute blood bath
Hold up
She is trying to cheat and get them admins to do an EVR storm. I said cheating is wrong
But she didn't listen
Let's go to work. Follow me boys. Follow me boys. Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
Shots right this way. Are you guys a research? We are at V. Alright, I'm back. We're at uranium
thingy oh lord I shit so fast I wipe back the front oh my goodness that will
give you aids our uranium that's that's not good that is not good oh that is a
horrible technique that is a horrible technique you felt you made it seem like
I didn't have time to make it to the south you guys seem pretty damn
deep. Yeah, we are deep. Yes, come to us immediately. We just we're just staying
deep at this point. We will make the journey. I think we're gonna have to
loot Jalavisco at least to get some kind of weapon. I'm heading a little north to
murder a man. I heard shots.
They sounded like they were this way, so I'm going to go murder this person.
follow me boy I got gas masks for all of us guys
oh my god oh my god
oh my god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die this guy with a
real gun and a spacesuit on me this guy with a spacesuit on me a spacesuit on
you where are you I don't want to shoot the wrong suit
I
Describe where you are I'm just running towards the shots
I hear the edge you can I hear the edge you can I'm by the train right now. I'm right on the edge. She's a little bit deeper
Okay, I'm coming to the edge
Why didn't you just say you're edging dude? I would have known exactly where you were
I'm coming.
Okay, I'm at the edge of town, at the end of the train.
I'll correct you. I'll correct you.
You got the force over here.
He's just making sure as well.
He's just making sure as well.
You got to find him.
I see you. I see you. I see you.
I'm here with you. I'm here with you.
Lay down. Lay down. Lay down. Lay down. Lay down.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
Who just shot? Who just shot?
He did.
No, he did. Then he's over there then.
Yeah, and he's fighting somebody else obviously,
unless he saw you.
Let's get up in these trees.
Come here.
I only have one more bullet, I only have one more bullet.
That only have one more bullet?
I only have one more bullet by me again.
Okay, let's go, let's go up in the mountain.
Lock him.
I think he's fighting somebody else.
Over here, over here.
My way, my way, my guy's so fucking fat!
Right here, right here, right here, it's a pipe, the pipes are too big.
She didn't ever say that.
Are there any three lines? Is this where you spotted them?
That's why I'm right here right when I'm looking about 20 meters
That was his gun I heard it before that's his gun he went to the left obviously
Maybe if we just sit in the tree we'll see movement.
I see the grenade was right here in front of us, he could have been fought.
Yeah, yeah, I saw the grenade.
I saw the grenade.
I wonder if he's above this hill a little bit.
I wonder if that grenade came down.
I think he's up there. I don't think he would have been able to throw the grenade very far.
I think he's in the tree lines up here.
There's also wait
What the hell he's behind us now I know no there's a different team different team different team
Yeah, no, no, that's a grenade. It's I'm gonna drop my my camera here for a second. Okay, okay
I
All the bullets you had that's it I have one I have one more real good books. I started with three I missed two on purpose
Of course, I've been a dramatic effect. I've been saving up for the last one
Well, we either go after this guy that's up the hill or we go for those third party those other guys
Let's go up the hill. Let's go up the hill
Yeah
I'm right here. I'm with you.
Ah!
The grenade went off right here.
He's got to be close to shooting us.
Is that a headshot?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I see him, I see him, I see him, he's right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm dead.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Is that motherfucker bulletproof?
I hit him three times with the SK.
I just point blanked him with the fucking rail gun in the mouth!
You got the rail gun in your hair?
You got no.
I got railed so hard that he got railed so hard.
You guys are dead?
Oh, well, welcome. Welcome to the... Welcome back.
Everybody saw me did that's literally impossible to survive.
And then he's bleeding.
It's it's got the only way is desync
Genuinely point-blanked him with the railgun in the chest. I
Got shot on the other side of a tree. So I don't maybe there was some lag there
I've definitely shot somebody
Saw the bullet hit him saw the blood go out and then they'll kill me and then I'll learn later in the VOD that the shot
Didn't even register. It's just a daisy feature
because
like a realism based and that tends to happen sometimes oh no no no hold up no i died like
three seconds later that that that red is 100% oh yeah that's true i do think it might have been
a little bit of a ride maybe they had a lander just did the damage on the gauss well it's a
different it's a it's not even the gauss is it something different oh the rail gun it's the
That's a rail. That's right.
That registered. There's literally no way they did register.
I...
I don't know. I honestly have no idea.
How did it...
Serious question. How did it feel to get railed?
That's not even... I landed like, probably six or seven shots of the...
Six or seven shots of that guy beforehand too.
I honestly...
That should be impossible.
your chat is not deceiving you. That should be literally impossible. So I don't know. Either there's some custom settings or where you just got daisied.
I know. I know the Gauss rifle one shots a suit.
So I keep thinking it's the Gauss. I mean, I got deleted.
I got deleted.
I got deleted as well.
I got railed.
It wasn't enjoyable at all actually.
That guy's got to be perfect.
We can run it back and maybe try to cheat.
It was pretty incredible.
I'm getting word that he is.
Did you watch it back?
Are you 100% sure?
Yeah.
I have it on my screen.
I'm 100% into that register. I didn't even die. I died like two or three seconds later
That was even like I saw him into my sweet and black thing. It was like, oh, can you register? I I saw them
And we're still kicking for like two or three more seconds. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Slow-mo yeah, let me do a quick slow-mo point five speed really see what's going on here
Let's see it.
What?
What?
What?
Okay, we do it again.
Let me see that shit again.
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Okay, because this is you and this fucking thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
know I don't know what you're looking at. he's above us.
you blew his ass out! what are we saying?!
are you gonna kill this guy?
i think the guy we just killed he doesn't have have anything to do with you guys
you guys gotta go kill that guy!
i don't know what this guy has or not bro
it wasn't for sure onesuit cause how did he delete me and you in the same school
on that letter.
Guys, guys, be for real, because I don't want to look like a pussy if I contact an admin.
Do we actually need that guy cheating?
I mean, I'd be shocked if he was cheating.
I don't know the stats on the gun.
Yeah, I think it's worth just having him look at it to see what happened, because it feels
like it's either a bug, you know, it'd be depressing if somebody in this kind of server
was cheating.
Yeah.
I mean, we're just sort of hitting it while you saw the blood.
Feels if something went wrong someone does he wouldn't know who that was I'd imagine
Yeah, I have no idea all right who in chat wants a gold star who knows who it was
Potato Kai oh
Yeah, he's not cheating. Oh, yeah, he would know he would be cheating though
I mean I did register that it hit it was actually potato Kai
I have to know. I have to know. I have to know. Let me see. Oh, wait, I think it was
him. Okay. Yeah, then he's not cheating. But you guys are very kind man. But let me make
I'm going to go back and look at what it looked like on his screen.
Okay.
Yo, gimmick.
I sprained my ankle.
It's all good.
Nothing.
It'll go away.
It'll go away.
He's holding up on the second floor.
If you have bullets, you can get a shot on them by going up the sky.
Oh, that's not very kind at all.
that was even in slow motion as well just walk it up just walk it up didn't
even get to have health not even have help not even have help not even have
I don't even think you lost health.
Buddy lost no health.
Genuinely, zero health.
Guys, I just watched the VOD.
It showed on his screen getting hit.
Blood, everything, his entire screen vibrated.
Lost zero health.
Not a single more some help God you got a chunk missing
So you took a chunk out of this man tiny little chunk
Zero oh guys a cheese in his inventory
Guys I don't guys we I knew potato Kai for the rest of it
He would not be cheating that this is obviously some type of bun or glad right?
Yeah, yeah, there's no way you cheat. No way. No way. No way. No way. He'd cheat. That would make any sense. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, okay. Well, let me tell you one thing. I've never used that piece of shit gun again. I've never used it. I only know about it from legend.
I would never be using that pizza singa again. Absolutely not
Absolutely not. If I see that gun, I'm dropping it immediately. That guy that gun is actually horrible
Wait to the gun that I just used what the fuck is this remote you hold the R. It's a single
It's a single chamber. Yeah, we just killed you see by the way
Where you guys at?
We're at Jellavisco. I cannot believe that. Oh my goodness. I deserve that win
so in crime I'm flashing I'm flashing we deserve that when that was all weird oh
my goodness oh yeah we got Rob so fucking hard we got Rob so hard oh my
goodness hmm did you think I had my shit back because it was a bug yeah things
Really
That would be nice, so your gun sucks dick
My shit back for gents. I'll see I don't really care about my stuff back
Honestly being down in the south is a little boring. There's not many people to shoot. I want to kill people
Look at the juice that's in the south like you get geared people
But I mean yeah in the north you got all the
and
the
poor
out there to get more rich
oh
that is such a shame
oh my goodness I cannot believe
that that would have been a shot of a
lifetime to last shot of the gun
all for survival
neck and neck
if I don't hit it we lose and I hit it
and then we lose
oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
These will break your heart. It'll break your heart.
Oh my goodness.
Something goes wrong.
Oh my goodness. I cannot believe that that did not register right there.
That is insane. That is crazy.
You did great though. I just think you hit his chin hair versus his face.
Oh. It gave him a light shave. A light shave.
You left your lure on your body.
How do you think you can do that with the suit? Can you? Can you drop the suit?
suit no you can but you didn't know you didn't leave anything no no he no he I'm
going he left out lose oh I think he saw that we got bugged I'm assuming he saw
that we got bugged there and he's leaving our mood letting oh really well
then we need to move I'm in java right now oh I mean we're in java I mean that's
going to be a hell of a track but I'm down 20 minute run.
Double lift and I are here.
We're just looting two things.
Wait peanut, probably an hour.
Do some light murder.
That sucks a fun part doing some doing a light murder.
Now, you never, you got to take it with a grain of salt,
but Chad is telling me that peanut killed Foxy.
No, it's not true.
I saw him shoot the suit and he only had one round.
Did you have more than one round?
No, I only had one round, I had one round.
Play that role of the day, role of the day.
Actually, now that I think about it,
I kind of want to see, wait,
someone is writing for me throwing bombs.
I actually thought I hit him with the gas gun,
like in the forest, like 10 minutes prior.
I kind of want to go back and see his body
and see if I hit him there as well.
I mean, he was only chung.
You hit him, I hit him.
So I think if you would have hit him earlier,
he would have been absolutely fucking wasted
there's a person right in front of me i'm gonna try to pick up a gun and kill him
before he sees me
hello?
hello chair
i'm finding a guy
i tell him this go where i'm in the big red building
there's a guy where?
double lift are you proud of me?
he just had a landmine
that is so sad
and his loot is despawning right before our very eyes.
Where's he going?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
finally together, the discord.
Finally together.
He was coming back to the zombie.
He was, he was, he was coming back to the zombie.
We don't want that.
We don't want that.
Dude, I think you, I think you pointed a gun at you.
Yeah, I, I, he was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching.
I saw it, you saw it.
Everyone saw it.
Yeah.
Everybody saw it.
yeah
every one side
yeah
he's he's he's he's he's obviously tried to kill us he obviously tried to kill us
and we had to put him down we had no choice
uh...
i'm gonna take this do rag jet and uh... go ahead and get out of here
hold up wait a second
nice
he's still knocked out
i'm gonna turn around for this one check
All you're looking good, dude.
Oh, I turn around, please, wanna catch up?
Oh, shit.
Oh!
All right, good luck.
Good luck on whatever you're doing.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Have a good one.
You did the right thing.
You did the right thing there.
You may not seem like we did the right thing,
but we did the right thing right there.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me to the-
Head building, the two-story red building.
Tell me.
Oh, that was you, I heard.
Follow me, boys.
Oh, what?
I'm on the second floor. You're in the two-story red. Very swobby. Very swobby.
Okay, okay. I agree. I think it's me. I think it's me. I think it's me.
Guys, I'm already packing full loot. I kill the guy and have multiple weapons.
Oh, that's you. We're all united.
Oh, where are these guys at?
Jalavisco? We're in Jalavisco.
You describe where you're at.
I'm inside of a house that is red on the second floor. I'm next to a very handsome Jalavisco.
I see a big city, a big city with a crane.
Okay, let's go to Burkuda.
Hold on, I wait.
Let's go pick up the nun.
I'm down to Burkuda!
Oh, thank god.
Burkuda!
For Burkuda!
Follow me, boy, follow me, little E.
Follow me, boy.
Can we get there?
Just murder everybody out there.
I'm gonna be killing everyone I see.
I will not spare a single life.
I don't care who it is.
I don't care if they're begging for the life.
I don't care if it's if it's some a single mob which is how to rent raise
I will be I will be blowing the heads up of every man and woman. I see this entire God forsaken land
Double if just killed
And that's guys cool, I like that
It took me a minute to kill the last guy. He was just running in circles while I was figuring out how to reload my gun
But I'm like so ready now so ready. Hold on. Hold on now
Me need you to whip it out and stare into my eyes cinchly. All right
You want to stand me soldier
Of course. All right, that's in order. That's not a sick
Follow me boys. Follow me too
This is our moment
I'm healing with a non-drug. I might get some class. I got alcohol here take this you can keep this actually
Thank you
Let's go I
Like that there's like 15 different types of ammo
as well. Yeah, I like that there's 15 different types of ammo and each ammo has multiple variants
and each variant of ammo can have different durability and then you have multiple mags
for the guns that also have their own durability and also have different guns with different
durability. That way you never have any idea what the fuck is going on and it's all just
painful
Masterclass masterclass game is like yeah
Yeah, yeah, I like when you shoot a guy with a gun who can literally
Pan through a planet and it does no damage no damage whatsoever
Well as a Tarkov sort of you know, that's the word
Darko player, you know this shit feels right at home.
That fucker must have genuinely jerked off a leprechaun mere hours ago.
But what just happened to him?
He is in the pocket of a leprechaun.
Big leprechaun.
Big leprechaun.
He is in the pocket of big leprechaun.
All of these are big leprechaun guys.
Big leprechaun.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Um, I lost you guys, but I'm still headed to work.
Okay.
Alright, I've been a coo-
I've been a coo-
Put up.
Um...
I see you. I'm on your left.
On your left.
I'm in Vancouver. Where are you?
Oh, behind you. Turn around.
I'm wiggling.
RRRRRRRRRR!
Oh.
peanut has accurate the whole server what would I do oh I thought you yelled
liar because there's someone oh no I like Foxy says she was behind me leaning
me that was me although I took a drink and now I've lost oh I see you guys
Yeah, that's right.
Follow me, boys, follow me.
Oh, someone killed the gentleman very recently.
Richard on the left side.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
I know, I know.
How did he possibly survive such power?
Impossible.
Let's go, gentlemen.
get fucking shit on
did you just shoot?
yeah i just killed a guy
are you not in the big city anymore?
i'm in the big city next to the water
water fountain
stay away and i have a gunman
you stay away and you're back for it
fuck yourself a thousand times a year
can you pick up some zins while you're in the big city
I got the SIG, do you bring this in?
Okay, I think I decided to get a bad boy!
And one bullet left.
And a bad bullet.
Alright, we'll...
Get one.
It was a good one, well done.
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Drop your weapons!
Drop your weapons!
He's surrounded!
Did I may let you live if you drop your weapon 22? Yeah, I got six rounds
Did you mention to that guy what you were just wearing he would have been more intimidated
intimidated how did we not wear that this game is fucking me run
this way oh we were coming to what coming to the wall be back we come
to zombie but I think I might should be just fine we're coming to what come
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
Where'd he go?
Where's he, where's he?
Oh.
Where the winnors?
All right!
All right.
This is going pretty good.
This is going pretty good.
We're doing pretty good
By the way, I just do a complete guess that I can heal myself with duct tape and it worked. Oh wait. No, I handcuffed myself
It did not work did not work. I never mind never mind never mind never mind I
Don't know where my bed is when I just started the game
I hold up follow me time is of the essence time is of the essence
You must loot him
expeditiously ah
Perfect ah and it's great news
No
Well, it's not looking good for us. I won't lie. I will not lie to you gentlemen. It is
Is not looking spectacular
there is not anyone have any ideas we pissed how boy you could think you could
think oh my god oh my god you're right you're right you're right come back
back, back, back, back, back, back, back
Fuck!
No, no, no, no, no, no. For me, for me!
Just for the edge, right here.
Oh, oh.
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes, boys.
Oh, we're coming to, we're coming to!
We're starting this, boys, we're starting this!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
The yeety moments, how yeety.
Oh, cut your clothes, oh good thinking, guys.
Why didn't you tell me that
before I just jumped off the forced away roof?
Quick poll in the chat, watch me a quick poll.
I'd like to know the reason why you didn't tell me that.
30 seconds ago!
I would have been very helpful, information.
Very helpful information.
How do I tell you something?
How do I do it?
Does anyone know how I do it?
How do I do it?
I need a knife.
Ah, so I don't have one of those, right?
So I don't have one of those.
So what I'm gonna do now is die, right?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Very, very good.
Sweet just for us. I have a turn gentlemen victorious
Now what happened was I defeated this man he was packed to the grip of
Lou but his body fell halfway down the building on the outside
So what I did logically was tried to leap on to one of the ledges of the building which I then missed
Then I died
Yeah, you did it with all you can do in the middle of it all. I desperately tried to fix a bleed with my
Duck shape which then handcuffs myself
Then I die
Mm-hmm, I'm gonna go pee pee really quickly I am not bead all night
I will be right back and then we'll meet up for some fun daisy adventures
Lee
All right be right back
Be right back give me give me one minute boys be right back
Just dance, it'll be okay.
Do, do, do, just dance.
That record, baby.
Do, do, do, do, just dance.
It'll be okay.
Just, just, just dance.
Just dance, just dance.
Just, just, just dance.
I have returned, I have returned.
this meet up with our party crew and kill more members of the resistance boys
honestly I don't know if I'm gonna go south again it was cool having the
space suit and being iron nut but what really gets me going is murdering others
specifically others that have a glint of hope in their eye that they can one day
Get south and snatch it snatch it right from them
That is what we'll be doing
Just join the stream and what a surprise you're already dead
I just read your super chat and what a surprise you're already a little bitch look at that we both
We both found something surprising. What a great day today is! A great day! A great day for all of us!
Fuck you!
I haven't turned to him and where are you at?
Uh, we're in Outskirts.
That's not a real place. Stop lying to me and try to take me out.
Skirt Skirt!
I
Jit, will you just skirt skirting on me dead ass?
I have word that the the rail gun is bugged and it'll be restart it'll fix it restart. Oh great. Oh my goodness
Oh fantastic. Oh just in time peanut for
Thank you for solving the mystery
time
Hey, don't worry guys. Don't worry. I would just like to commemorate the
Work to the server and its inhabitants
Exactly exactly I
Am happy to serve. I'm happy to serve. Well the game did just come out so
Give him some time.
Give him some time.
They'll iron out the kinks.
They'll iron it out.
Just give them some time.
Don't buff off those scratches, Captain.
Don't worry.
It'll be fine.
That's right.
That's right.
Sorry, I was clean.
I don't know where you are.
Do you want to describe where you're at?
One point already.
Talk up.
That's right, Mr. Murphy.
An excellent analogy.
By the way, now that the mods know that it's broken, do you think the mods also know?
That it's shoe that died?
Can I tie it down?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
know that like I didn't see that I didn't sit and I can they also know did
they also know that your teammate died oh well that is what they spawned you with
a water under the bridge for that I can forgive them for that I can all right
hear me out here me out when the mods spawn you back in let me know and then
Let me know your path of movement so that I can pick up the shoes.
Oh, you know what, actually, I was just thinking, what if, when we meet up, I take a Glock 19
and feed you an 18 round magazine for breakfast just in case you're hungry?
Mm-hmm.
That sounds nice.
Of course.
When you're done with that, can I show my sportor with five rounds up your ass?
Oh, you know what, I was thinking about gifting you.
For being such a great teammate of bidet for your toilet, but instead of a bidet. It's a landmine
Mm-hmm. What's that? Dokes on you. I would prefer a landmine because I don't wipe my ass
Explosion on and off the court
gimmick as a gun to his head they handle you oh, oh, sorry
natural reaction
Checking to make sure it was loaded. Yeah. Yeah
I just want to say thank you so much for your downloads game, bro, and I definitely do not want to kill you
Don't worry double it. I knew this game is just goaded man. Mm-hmm. I knew you would have a big
I'm not gonna lie to you. I
I'm gonna give my honest review of this game right now. I
Think it's okay for a stream game, but if I feel like if you were alone on a
Stormy night in December and you had no friends online
Or maybe one friend online this would be genuinely the best game in the world
Imagine just sitting out there in the trees for hours at a time with you gilly suit on and
You're talking about you're talking about very very lonely very miserable
Well kind of specific moment to be in the back I know exactly what you're
talking about because you're not worried about pacing or action yeah you
can just kind of survive with speed with your feet but you gotta kind of get
some action and why not as well but yeah yeah this this would be generally a
Fantastic game to just play with you and one buddy on a day where you have no work no work today
No work tomorrow. It's storming outside or maybe snowing outside
All the lights are off in the house. Sure. No bitches
We're leaving. Let's go
I have psychic abilities
Jams is Jams. I'm pretty mad. I'm spistinate. I'm spistinate
I
I am lost already. I just went to another sea went from sea to shining sea
Okay, you're
You're old those gunshots. I do is that you guys go towards us. It's not as good
How this motherfucker got so many viewers without reading the chat once
That's at the military up above. I am actually on the longest streak. I've never really
I think
Don't read chat light with no reactions light with no reaction. They're in that shitter. They're in the shitter
They're in the shitter in the pooper. They're the pooper. I
Hit him. I think he's dead, but he has a buddy. There's another one. He went right. Oh, go go
I think the one in the shitter is dead. No, he's right here. He's right here
He's in the camo. Can you shoot him right there?
I got a nice award my gun was jammed
oh my god there's another one
yeah I was shooting at him
I'm going in the camo
I'm going in the camo
They got him!
Where'd he come?
I hit him! He's down! He's down!
I got him! I got him!
Get back in there!
Oh my god, he's so powerful!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus!
Devil, are you full dead?
Are you full dead?
Yeah, I'm full dead.
Double left?
He genuinely hates this game.
We did great!
Watch. He's hilarious.
Oh god. Oh god.
Probably goes our hero. Watch him as he goes.
Hey, on the bright side, someone did die.
Yeah, a lot of people died. Three people died.
A lot of people died. Wait, no.
Four? Well, technically, including you, four people died.
I mean that's that counts that counts those are technically all my kills then
All right, no idea. I need it. I need a stream site peanut and kill him in this game
What about a new plan
Something other than that
Okay, what's the other what's the other options anything else at all?
I
Sponsored in Bobway you guys I'm coming
Easy why did I do this slow-ass mantling animation? I thought they were all dead legit, and there was like
Okay, okay, I am in the first of the vicinity
Okay, I'm in the vicinity. I have a sickle. I have a sickle of grade magnitude
Please oh, he's got a 762
Well, there's two bodies up here
Hold on now. I
Deserve that loads. I weren't very hard. You were tired. You weren't so hard to get that. We it was a team effort
It was a team effort. We went very hard
This one's a witch!
Oh my goodness, a witch in the flesh!
Is there any shotgun ammo on anybody?
I see none.
How sure are you that the first guy you shot is full dead?
I don't know.
Fifty percent.
You're surrounded by zombies.
It might have been the shit guy.
The guy in the press press?
Who's the shit guy?
The guy that was in the shitter I'm gonna go check shitter mr. Shitz could have been mr. Shitz. It was mr. Shitz
Oh, professor poop, but
Press Vesca
All right, well double the other was to scurry ease back over let us collect some goo
Let me show you there's a press vest on this guy over here
We all press best where
It's been yanked. Oh, hi. Oh, it has been yanked for me. It has been yanked. It's right here. It's right here. It has been yanked. It has gone forever. It has gone forever. It's been yanked. It's gone. It's gone. I have lost it. It's gone.
I have lost it. It's gone.
Where is this press vest at?
It's in here.
Right here. In the camo tent. In the camo tent.
Oh, thank you, good shed. Thank you. Oh my goodness. I am beautiful.
Nobody is as beautiful as I. Oh.
Oh, nobody is beautiful as I. Oh.
Oh, I'm the most beautiful. Oh.
Oh, one of these zombies have a big, beautiful backpack.
I thought I saw one.
Yeah, there's one right here.
But maybe.
Put maybe.
Put maybe.
Get a face pass.
Right there.
Where?
How are you looking at the monster so far compared to deer aisle?
It is terrible.
Where?
Ranch?
Is this wrong?
Right here?
Is this wrong?
This is dry. We're good. We're good. We're fine. We're safe. We're safe. Canadian ambassador gave that to us. Oh my goodness. Early in our run.
Canada is fantastic. Oh, the loonies, the toonies. Beautiful tropical beaches. The hockey team, they don't win often, but it is great to see them dry.
Well, Peter just ignores his team, but that's, that is because I hate them, ah, not because
of me being bad at looting and I have to organize, I hate these people, now we could go back
to the South before you give me a good idea, I will say I will ignore it and I would be
doing my own idea that would get us all killed.
Oh, okay.
And which one was that again?
So you have to say your idea first,
and then I will tell you,
what is a fucking backup site?
My idea.
Is that the most useless thing I've ever seen?
Yes, yes.
My idea was that maybe we don't go straight south.
There's a lot more people up here in the north.
We have seen Mr. Doublelift and I
have been inundated with fights.
We could sweep through Vorkuta.
Yeah, let's sweep through Vorkuta and kill everyone.
Exactly. I think Vorkuta is this way. Follow me, boys.
That's the other idea. I will use my chat to figure out how to get there.
Hold on. Wait, did you guys actually leave? You guys already leave?
I'm already leaving. I'm going towards his house down here.
I think this is the place to bear a coot at
This is outskirts and honestly outskirts is a pretty hot spot too. Pretty hot spot
Everybody's got
Just got home absolutely beautiful. Peter not bother me. They pay you bring the fun out. Thank you
Thank you
That would mindy boys. Daisy's not my favorite game in the world
But there's only one time that mr. Hutz puts on a server like this. I thought I didn't enjoy it
I thought we could all enjoy it while it's up and running into this ride.
We just barely avoided it.
Don't worry, for you the guys, it's not life easy too much.
This isn't a pretty game.
We're just having a little...
We barely avoided it.
A little CS excursion is to have a little bit of fun while the server is in its prime.
Usually when people stream day Z, now I know the server is different because it's special.
Usually your teammate dies, you'll never hear from him again.
You'll never even know.
I just thought I'd just be gone forever until one by one everybody's dead
Oh, I thought some can speak at the and some
Hiding in a shed don't shoot
Someone is here in a shed. We need to kill them immediately
Do not ask questions. Do not hesitate
It's a shotgun right here. There's a shotgun in there. It's my shotgun. You stole it from me
I
Told you where it was after stealing it. Oh, I did touch it lightly, but I was only checking
To finger and that is why I tip a little extra when you're done
Oh, I appreciate it. And I do appreciate it.
Oh, gimmick money's worth. I can take you to Paris.
Have you up in the salon totale. Bring you the finest wine and champagne that France has to offer.
Pat croissants in the mornings, pancakes in the evenings.
Handcakes! Handcakes! We can love each other. Handcakes!
Whatever.
ever ever ever and ever
your warm embrace is like a bear hugging its cub it is
scintillating I can picture it now peanut mahogany
blowing through my hair blowing up the ridges of your shell
Oh, gimmick money.
Now we have to find the man named Doublelift and kill him immediately.
Just just just honestly I'll I'll get on my knees just put me out of my misery
Is there you sprinting out there I'm over here I'm coming
Wait, I wanted you. Wanted you just jump. Did you go inside?
But I'm going in a house right now
Hmm, near for the pancakes.
Oh.
I saw somebody with a beige jacket out there.
Wait, wait.
The L is playing?
Yes!
He is quite enjoying the game.
Wait, did you just tell him that I was behind?
Watch, let me ask him.
Like, just real quick, you just dipped in?
Double lip.
Give me a scale on 1 in 10.
How much fun you're having, champ?
Who, me?
Yeah, you!
1 in 10.
How much of a blast do you have in?
Give it to me straight, boss.
Hey!
Hey, honestly, it's kind of like it's kind of like a it's kind of like a four like it's not it's not like no fun
It's like when you find a band trap in the woods and you bangle your balls over it and then hit the activated pad with your hand
Except I'm like starving and I have AIDS
and
Food and I can't don't have ammo and I don't know how to re-blood my magazine and yeah
I think that's out more like a stick, but we'll get you there. We'll get you there. I don't know where Mr.
Nut is. Oh very normal
So you fuck up your head guys, I don't know how a bear trap works. Only time I've seen a bear trap is in this game two days ago
You really got to keep an eye on them. Mmm
I don't know where he's going.
I think he might be over here.
There's one if we trap like seven or eight people in the gymnasium and make them kill
each other like in squid games and then once we're done, we make the last person eat a
hand grenade while his hands are tied.
we have a hand grenade I don't know we can do all the first things maybe we'll
get a hand grenade off of one of the contestants where you at I'm at a random
house I'm not certain isn't there another set of ruins over here somewhere I
think he's at a set of ruins I am at ruins oh I'm at a big house it's
obviously just been torn apart.
All right, he's gonna be. I bet you do the fireplace is the
safest place to be during a tornado.
I thought it was the bathtub or basement. Oh, no, no, no.
Our place sounds pretty safe. Fireplace is the safest place
to be. I think we're here. We're pulling up.
Oh, yeah.
I'm extra military camp and fighting numerous zombies right now and I'm about to die.
He's at the crosswalk.
He's at the crosswalk.
I'm about to get murdered.
Oh my great, deeply moved leashes.
You're up on the white.
Holy shit!
Run!
Ha ha ha!
Jump up, I said, jump up!
Oh my god, Peter!
Oh, what have you done?
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
got this it's gonna be easy
can I clean it?
do you feel a little extra weight on top of you?
oh yes I feel fine
I've never felt better in my entire life
hey
hey
well how are you guys doing?
how are you guys doing?
I'm house Daisy
it's like corral and cats over here
it's so lit
it's so lit
it's so lit
it's lit
it's pure fun
Some games there's a little challenge and you know the challenge that what makes it fun, but they're saying Daisy it's actually just
Put it under that old woman's dress
Thank you
I
Will patch it up like big hello, Gigi. How are you?
Pretty good. How are you? I don't know if you notice, but we found
Another
I don't I don't I don't want to shock you a peanut is a professional at Daisy. I am a professional
I am a professional earlier and he had a rail gun and he railed the guy I railed the guy
Yes, yes, he real the guy, but it was
I killed a man for it after letting my
50% of my team die
All true all true we got railed ourselves
Sacrifice of a good railing, you know, oh, you know, it was it was said delaying buying
I don't know if you've noticed, but I will be stealing the words sent to lady from you
All right, I this makes me happy. I want to spread. I don't want to keep it for myself
After after watching enough of you, I've just naturally started going
I can't control it.
I have no control.
As many people have told me that I should shut the fuck up, but I can't!
I can't!
It is unstoppable.
It is.
I'm going to get him.
You know that body used to hit him earlier.
Yeah, it's irresistible.
I didn't even try.
It was just a...
Oh, okay.
It's irresistible. Like, I don't even... didn't even cry.
It's just dark.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's contagious.
It's contagious.
Yes, I have infected you with the peanut-aids, Mr. Gimmett.
But he's with...
Right, right, right.
Luckily, luckily, there's...
There's...
I can still live a good life.
I can still live a good life.
That's okay.
Yes, you have about five to eight years of fun and laughter.
And then...
I'll make the best of it.
I'll make the best of it.
then you don't by the way the body is gone from the guy I killed it's
completely gone I don't even know where you are I'm next to the water fountain
oh oh at the school is scooting he's you gotta keep an eye on we have to read
download something or is it just off the same launcher you just have to sync
your mods my I have to delete the mod and then
in restart Steve and it downlifts.
Really?
Yeah, I can't.
I don't even have an update mods button.
I just want to say, and I for one am fine with breaking the rules, I already am with
the Gamma.
I could not care less, but I will say, no, no, no, I don't know, I don't know for this
I don't hear.
Well, I've heard from many of you that four people is max, FYI.
And four people is max, oh.
That is what they say.
Now we could do a coinflip between the ladies.
Yeah, we could do that.
Honestly, I've been playing with you guys.
You guys can just have Jinji come in.
We could have a team of four and an ally.
An ally? Yes, an ally.
What about that? Do they say anything about allies?
I don't know. I think it's kind of great.
I need you.
Like I said, this is like corralling cats here.
I'm not even streaming tonight because I have a big thunderstorm and one of my
engines already out so I think my other insurance is gonna go out.
You have two internet's?
I do.
Oh my god.
You have two internet's as well?
I do.
I do.
I have my backup.
Why do you have so many internet's?
Because Comcast kept shoving rocks up its own ass and shitting them out on my front porch.
And I and I would have like months where my upload speeds were just would just crash
So I also have a satellite
Internet backup. I don't have a back up internet
But I have two UPCs that control my internet in my computer
And I also installed a massive generator to
My better internet for my screen just so it doesn't go down
I feel like if I needed what I would know that by now though. I didn't that has never really gone
Well, I guess it has I has gone out but just
Oh my goodness, we hold up city little nut what my cut for the name
Oh my goodness, what if we make a streamer house and we build it out of asbestos and the last streamer to die wins the whole thing.
And we call it asbestos off.
They'll remember us.
They'll remember our names.
They'll go down in history.
He will go down in history.
He will be dead, but he will go down in history.
to die has to bury all the other streamers, but you must leave the streamers dead at the desk
until the last one is there
This is definitely mr. Bees can help us with the
This is so good. This is a new game show new games don't learn do games are like
What was his last show?
I thought you said nude game show?
And that was like we were all gay.
Yeah, well, over on that we could have more of a lot of ideas.
We could have more than one idea.
Oh no. Just a bunch of dead bodies naked at their gaming show.
Oh my goodness.
Oh god, we might have to do this on another platform, but I think we got something here.
What if we put them on long sticks like we're crusaders and we just roll them around and say,
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, I think we need to think about that for a moment.
Think about that for a second.
In our asbestos compound and talk about these ideas, I think we all are full of great ideas.
We got to we got to patent this before somebody steals it.
Make it and afraid slash beast games kind of.
Hold up. Make it and afraid with Mr. Beast.
That's true.
Hold up hold up. Wait a second. Hold up. Wait a second. Mr. Beast is naked, and I'm afraid games
It's gonna ask you in a new era a new era
But there's you fantastic I just got 20 bullets for this bad boy right here boys
and
Um, yo, yes close to for Puta. I'm on a roof in bed. Good. I've actually made a shitload of progress
I don't know what the hell you guys have been up to I don't know
I'm on a roof in Vancouver
Okay, I made more progress than then Jim G plus all of us combined
Yes
He's too small. I can't play a little not big city
Look to your left
Okay, you're looking right at me. Are you on a roof?
I'm good. I'm good. That's Bob whizzed past me whizzed past me. He's right over here.
We'll pick him up. We need to kill people. Where? I just remember he's the left one we were talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we gotta get together. Uh, gotta go pick up the other homie. I think he's over here.
Follow me, boy. Follow me. We're still in Valkuta. All night is well. There should be people around.
Yeah, where are the people that I want to murder people right now right here
How's it going with you mr. Dill
Guys, I'm not gonna lie you we could technically I'm good. Can I pitch something really quickly?
The reason we're playing on this server and not other service because we'd be streets
I'd have the ass what if we just bought another server for 30 minutes and get streets like that like a thousand people
and we just more and more than I will say this server has the gun spawns up a little
oh wait is there another server that has the gun spawns up yeah um I mean there is some servers
that have like that just have guns everywhere oh I don't know somebody maybe else will have to
say like the I think like the rearm server they do a lot of those kind of things I'm a less experienced
with such servers. That could be fun. I just want to kill people and hold my skills. And
then once we kill someone with enough goop and we we got away. Hold up. I have a quick
question. Foxy, when the storm comes, how long do we have to get to the bubble? 20 minutes
for the storm happens and then we have 20 minutes to get there. Correct? Right. What
I want to do is kill someone with such high goop and then we sprint towards the bubble.
We could we could we make it only wait hold up if we started right now and didn't stop sprinting until we got to the bubble
Can we make it there and under 20 minutes?
It'd be very very close, but I think we could
But we don't have a gas and the another thing with a
Good
Door to the bubble
There but it only gets you to the underground bunker if the buttons pressed
Who was the button press the button by the gas?
There's the button man
Yeah, it's in the valley. It's like a big underground
Facility we shit. What am I gonna hit the button?
Yeah, that's what you do. That's what you do
Okay, I say we go towards the or and have someone
button
Our ally
That's a good idea. That's a great idea.
I'm in. I'm in. Let's do it. Let's do it then.
That's a split tiferous idea. Do it.
Who's running after me right now?
I was shooting at immediately.
That's me. That's me. That's me. I finally found you.
Don't hesitate.
I've got eyes on Mr. Nut. I've got eyes on him.
on him. I have a random guy that's following me around. He can take paper. Oh, paper!
Kill him immediately. Kill him immediately. He's trying to smear his gonorrhea all over
you. Where are you, DoubleM? I don't know. I'm just walking down the road, isn't
Tell him to take you in Vancouver. Tell him to take you to Morfuda.
I'm literally in Morfuda.
Oh, what? Oh, I see. I see. I see some-
Hey, who is that purple backpack on? Who is purple backpack on?
Me. Me.
Who- Eh!
Who needs a press vest, by the way?
Which one do you- Which one do you- Wait, double it. Lay down. Lay down. Double it. Lay down.
Oh, shit. This is him.
Wait, wait, we are all together.
Wait, oh!
Wait, where's the bad guy?
Where's the bad guy? Which one's the-
It's not what it's not what it's not! What are you doing?
Get his ass! Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
I got a press vest in my hands
You guys
You fucker!
We fucked up you!
He's back again!
Damn it!
Put it in, boy, my girl!
Oh, dude, he's juiced.
Oh, he was juiced.
Oh, he's juiced.
Oh, how fortuitous.
Oh, he's juiced.
I replaced that satchel with his back-back.
His back-back's better than your satchel.
Also, I got a press vest for you, Foxy.
I need to just go recover.
Through it I threw it in a bush when things got hot
Oh shit, oh don't worry just I just oh god is nothing
When I'm high alert
I'm delivering it now. I don't pick it up
Yeah
Okay, I'm bringing it back to the body. Oh, I see where we must go to a military internment at once
You guys the storm is coming right now we have to go to the orb right now boys. Oh
I don't care. I don't care, take us to you. We'll do without a match. You know, no, no,
no, no, what we can do. We can go to the org and we can go into it. Take their mask.
Oh good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
Okay, let's go.
No stopping for anything, I don't give you starving!
Or if you're bleeding!
I'm getting thirsty, we're going right to the one!
We could stop at the water fountain before we go.
Oh shit, you're running.
Good day, Mr. Mutt, I'm reaching for you.
We should, we should, we should go.
Good day, ladies and gentlemen!
Or we could fill a team that's going to the...
Don't put it in the microwave!
And then we can get their masks.
It's not good for him!
It's not?
I've read a lot of mommy and me books!
Easy peasy.
Nor the oven!
Easy mode.
If you have any other questions, do...
I guess if you get in, just tell me before you're at.
I can try to guide you.
If you get a Vorkuta spawn, that would be great.
Hmm
Air fryer is safe though. No, no, the air fryer and although it would be quite crispy the orb is
The superior you should see taking device. It is still on the same
What is it norance is the official name?
Is that not it's not norance. What is it called proxy? What's a one on the map a one is the orbit the pit
Okay, what's the what's the bum to lies if you know to come down hillary question
I'm going to tell you what's crazy is that the cheap ones that are separate from my cup of tea.
Actually the best one the ones built in the ovens like cool. It's cool. It's convenient sure
But they're not as best as you do by the water look at the water
Around 180 and run into the trees
Small city ones those are where it's at. I mean how else would you describe?
You spawn in with water behind you
The opposite direction of the water, that is the way.
And the first sign of buildings you see go there.
That's right.
One of a few select towns that will give you
all of the treats and treasures that you require.
Treats and treasures?
The really big ones.
Treats and treasures for one's pleasure.
Okay, so the thing with the orbits, if it's not surrounded by gas,
you can jump in and go somewhere else.
Here big buddies with you are such a treasure.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, you're such a treat.
Oh, my goodness.
I was actually hopping off of my super yacht
that was next to my medium yacht.
That was next to my regular lot.
That was next to my support yacht.
That was next to my support support yacht.
That was next to my life boat yacht.
And that's what I thought.
gimmick you are such a treasure
I remember that it was in that beautiful
beautiful channel of the ocean that you owned
yes ah I was sitting next to Jeff Bezos and
gripping his head as you do for luck for
luck of course I rub it and then I hit a
gamble on steak I win every time every
time. You rub it for 30 seconds and you win.
Huh? You rub something for 30 seconds and then you win.
It's simple science. Simple math. It's simple science. It's simple science. Not everybody
can understand the complexities of it.
Are you guys with me? It's beautiful bald head. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
I think we're all together.
right and we're certain that there's a storm I haven't stopped to listen I heard
a little giggle but even if there's not like better to head there now I mean
worst case scenario we get there earlier and we could I can't hear a giggle
what for Cuda is haunted by children that would make sense of the giggles but
I did hear a giggle of two. I did.
At least we're speedrunning south so we can get some gas masks.
Yeah, yeah, I say we go south, we go south, and if the storm's not there, we just...
Mr. Poppapooty!
Mr. Poppapooty!
What a bunch of shit!
What a bunch of shit!
My face!
My face!
Good lad, you do good lad.
Easy kill.
Easy kill.
Thanks Mr. Poppapooty.
Thank you my boy. That's very kind of you.
You do not have to do that.
The show is free!
The show is free!
The show is free and you do not have to do that big man.
It's on site and then the guy comes up and gives me something.
That's very kind of big man. That's very kind of big man.
I know it. I know it.
I will cut that and I will rub Jeff Bezos' hand in doublet.
Just be you Mr. Poppins.
I was a baby oil, right on his forehand, just for you.
I would just bare hands.
He's never would be.
That's a great time.
She would probably be like that.
Can I offer him a gift?
Call me then.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Her double lip is too low.
You'll get them.
Only hurt people hurt people.
They hold up.
They hold up.
What kind of zen god do you say?
What do you say?
Hurt people hurt people.
You never heard that?
I have heard that.
And for some reason, I immediately think anyone on Twitter, I, it's, I've, I sleep there's a very common, Twitter comment.
Oh, no, I, uh, hmm, I, well, so I'm in like, even the comments, oh, here's the damn, this is where we fought Mr. Summit last night.
Yeah, that's where you killed Summit.
With this red light on the ground right here, that zombie's got a head towards John.
We've gone hard on one punch, playing good, um, man.
And Mr. A. Mumbleford takes his point, playing good, um, man.
Oh, this is good.
It's good.
You didn't get time to get over it.
Wait, who needs a gun?
Wait, I'm not happy.
Is this guy one of us?
Yeah, that's one of us right there.
That's George.
Oh, God, yes, we don't name them.
Wait, are you guys sure this is one of us?
Yes, it's me!
What?
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.
Do you want this gun?
Do you want this?
What?
I'll take it if you don't want it.
What are you running?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh...
Caps Lock, Caps Lock.
Didn't I always have to look?
His teeth are...
Up and everything.
What are you...
I can't fit.
Everybody has a gun.
I just gave Devil Lift a rack.
You should all be...
Loaded.
Let him touch your rack.
What a man.
I let Devil Lift touch my rack in a small dark room.
I just realized, you know, we lost three gimmicks.
Asked, you can't touch my rack.
I just realized, you know, we lost three gimmicks.
Asked, you can't touch my rack.
I just realized, you know, we lost three gimmicks.
Asked, you can't touch my rack.
I just realized, Pina, we lost three gimmicks ass key cards.
Oh, no.
What are you, a gimmick ass key card?
I am not feeling good.
I am not feeling good.
Access to your ass.
We had three cards.
We did it.
Somebody is-
We can, uh, Pina had an ongoing battle.
You ate better ass, and you would have to be the judge.
I eat much better ass.
significantly better as significantly better as I will I will humbly judge this I eat the
best ass I have the best as non-bias attitude as long as I have free even put me in her
magazine top 10 ass eaters of the year okay look for the big pipe well you're gonna probably
need food. That big pipe can lead you south. Where am I supposed to be going? What is
Athena too? So if you follow that big pipe, you're gonna look for a really big industrial.
Once you get there, I can guide you. Wait, hold up now. I'm gonna search this
thing over here
everything looks far away
we were just in the malls were already
poop gobbins poop gobbins
sorry we were just in borkuta we're now at the seabian dam
and it took us like 6-7 minutes
that's just haunted ghost kids talking to you
you don't worry about it the spirits of dead children and that's just spirits
of dead children don't need to worry there
oh there is a storm there is a storm right now it's just someone here I
heard it I just heard it I've been there's like a this stuff in here it
makes me think someone was just here you guys and you guys didn't blow past the
day you guys are still in damn we're looting the long beard right now look
stuff on the ground guys I'm telling you someone was just here this is like
suspicious stuff I see we go towards the orbit once okay I have a new beautiful
I'm quite a beautiful no way you need to do account just today since I said that
good work sir good work good man that is dedication that is dedication and I
I respect it.
You got to move.
You're checking the power inside the lamp?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's keep moving.
I'll buy you some.
I'm just going to check this piece straight ahead.
Yeah, I can do whatever.
It's orb time.
You're going to see the big ball.
How tall is this man?
Oh, my God.
Big ball.
Big beautiful ball.
Oh, Christ.
Anybody need a field jacket and a bison?
No.
Wait, did you guys keep running down the road?
zombies. Gingy have you been in the
orc? Um, no. I always died before
there. I don't think there's a lot of guys playing this server right now. I feel like you can see what
guys. It is really well. I've felt that the last couple
days. I don't know what the actual numbers are.
Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear, I'm gonna need to, uh, excuse me everybody, please, excuse me everybody.
Yeah, they are.
Don't let them in here!
Excuse me.
What the hell?
Excuse me everybody, close the door behind you please.
Close the door.
Somebody, hold up the door!
It wasn't me, I closed the door!
Fussy!
That was the issue.
Get out of here!
Oh, J.
It was for sure here.
Can I take this job, guys?
Can I bake it?
Can I bake it?
There's a bison in the field jacket.
A bison in the field jacket.
Also, double lift.
That's the same ammo as your gun.
I think he's with 21.
Oh, shit.
He went on the roof.
He's freaking dead!
Okay, so this guy is going to help me.
He's freaking dead!
Okay, and he's gonna take me to the button
Is it
Just just call him guy or dude
The orb immediately boys
Not enough time to leave.
Go to your right, go to your right, I'm on your right.
Green helmet.
Follow me, you're going the wrong way.
Wait, no, you're going the wrong way.
No, no, no, no, no, you're going the wrong way.
No, you're going the wrong way.
No, no, I don't think that, I think you're going the wrong way.
Take that, foul beast!
Oh yeah, another can of bacon.
Oh my goodness.
I have three cans of bacon.
No, no, I don't
All of you boys
Wait, you said who are you with Genji?
Nick
Hey, God damn it, Peter!
Nick is a professional
That was not me
Nick will get you there
Oh, you're in good hands
good hand. I have too much. I have so much bacon but it's all frozen. It's okay. It'll
be on your pockets. It'll be on your pockets. God's tests. Keep running. Keep running. One
of God's tests in this great plan. I don't know what to do about them. I have so much
bacon but no no no no no I can't act as any of it great gonna go great follow me
boy follow me
eat your coke I can't drink my coke it's frozen too anybody dying right now
I'm good I'm good I'm dying but I have lots of food and water I just eat it eat
it up
Whatever you do, Genji, don't tell Nick he sounds grumpy.
It's very triggered.
Also, don't tell him you're a lady.
Don't tell him you're a lady.
He's very nervous of women.
He's a virgin.
He's a virgin.
Oh, my God.
follow me boys follow me gentlemen we're almost there are you guys just
running ginger yeah we're just running okay cool
we guys I found a small gas canister can that help us I have a stove I already
have a gas canister in it let's play it let's play a game do you want to hear
rules yes if you get distracted you drink some tequila oh my love you're on you
better keep it next to you though okay oh what's that over wherever the shit
well I guess the first time no no okay wait different rules different rules
that's a different game and you can't handle that one the rule is if we make
it to the or you can have some tequila what did you say I wasn't listening oh
Oh no.
Oh no.
Did you guys lose me?
Guys, down!
I'm a double.
God damn it, Peter!
Tina, focus.
Tina gets the new okay rail gun.
We did not lose!
I did it, I did it.
Oh, I was bored by the river.
The river I was born by the river I was born by the river
I was born by the river
Gentlemen, I don't know where you went
Military military
This millilary
The line come on come on. No, no, no don't go in the milly. No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck you
But imagine all the loot. I'm gonna lose. I need to lose bad my guns of diarrhea
Okay, think of the loot, but there's m4s and odds in there
Hold on. I need this backpack. No one take this backpacker. I will kill you for a thousand years
There's gonna be more better dupe in there.
Way better dupe in there.
Not really, not if we jump in.
Oh!
Guys, I'm under attack! I'm under attack! I'm under attack!
Go on to a wall! Go on to a wall!
We gotta leave him behind, guys.
I'm under attack! I'm under attack!
I'm under a wall!
Or the netted area.
Oh, no! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack!
Um, fine.
I'm going on. Nice work. Nice work. Nice work.
I'm going on. Nice work. Nice work.
Right.
Take that! Oh my goodness!
Oh!
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Yeah!
It's just a quick hit. It's a quick hit.
Yeah!
Shall we run or what?
This is a do or die right here.
Hold up. Let's get a little bit of loot just really quickly just a little bit of loot.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Just a tidbit. Just a tidbit.
And then we'll get out of here.
A little bit. I already got a little bit of loot.
Just a little bit of loot and we're out of here.
Great new backpack.
Great new backpack already.
I already have a great new backpack.
56 slots for speed. Oh my god, that's the one I got. Oh, that is intriguing.
If we hadn't come here, we wouldn't have been able to get it. I would, I would come anyways.
Now guys, I have a kid team, but it's too cool to drink. I just found it. Is that safe to drink,
by the way? My lot of drink kids eat that. No, you need chlorine. You're a liar. You're simply
trying to steal my game team. That's true. That's also true. It's trying to steal my
game team, you're a liar, you're a thief, and you're a cheat. I apologize, it's part
of my defense, it's my nature. It's my nature. Guys, I think we should start moving. I don't
know why Foxy wanted to stop you when time is up the engines. I've been saying the same
thing. I think she's working for the enemy. It's too late for us, gentlemen. What? What
Let's go down. It's it's about to hit
Who are you?
Who are you and what and why and why are you doing? Oh my god, I have the most beautiful hair
Oh, oh
I have the most beautiful hair. Oh
My goodness you must check out my new do. Oh my goodness
You must
Oh my god, let it flow, let it flow.
I've been trying something new recently and I think it looks quite exquisite.
Where did they come?
Yeah, I thought it was ocean ice.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
Alright, well Foxy dicks around. Let's move towards the orb.
You can jump over the barbed wire if you really try.
All of me boys how by the way, I'm gonna die of salvation and and and thirst even though I have
Everything necessary to not do that
What if my Pepsi is not close?
It was a lie. It was a lie. One moment. I
Have
Nothing else is frozen. I have food. I have food. Fuck yourself. I don't need food
No, we have to go towards the orbs. Come on guys
We would be making it you are a liar and a cheat. I'm so sorry. You're a liar a cheat and a thief.
So sorry boss. I'm so sorry. Oh wait hold up guys. I'm only in half health. Will that mean I die when this storm hits?
Yes. If we're not inside. Yeah, you'll be deleted. Well, you're wrong. You're wrong and you're a liar.
That's true. But again, it's my nature. Also, there are wolves around here. Wolves don't exist every time.
Lion lion again. I've got you red penis. You're alive yet again.
It makes up lying.
I can't help it. It's part of my nature.
It's surrounded by friends. We're not going to judge anyone.
It's my nature.
Let's not say friends. Let's say acquaintances for now.
Quaint stints.
Or maybe colleagues.
I can't believe it.
Someone you may know.
You miss opportunity.
Follow me, gentlemen. Follow me, boys.
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed I can't help it
Okay, wait a second, I think
How do you find me every time I'm opening a camp you have some kind of goddamn. Oh my god
He gets a little icon on his screen when I'm trying to open a can of food.
Hey, there's a cookie fire here. Somebody was here recently.
Hold on now.
I would love a fire. I would love a fire.
Give me a fire at once.
Is it a bad time to tell you? It can be like, you know, once an hour, two times every day.
There is a furry outside, be careful.
Clokesy has invaded our space.
Oh my god, I've got Gucci on my,
oh, Gucci on my, I don't, will he get it?
I've got Gucci on my, oh, Gucci on my belt, will he get it?
Hey, why can't I put this, oh wait, I can't even put this
there if I take this, wait, hold on.
Yeah, let's see, let's do it, let's do it.
Oh man, that's a good one, that's a good one.
Where are we going, where are we going?
Let's get inside, come in this house.
You don't need to go inside. Oh my god, I can't open beans right next to you.
You're lying. You don't have to go inside. She's lying.
I'm going in and out. Oh, natural loot, natural loot. I found a can of beans open right here.
Righty, I found a can of beans. Natural loot. What a blessing.
I'm going to laugh my dick off with these boys. Eat your ass and not in a good way.
I don't think you have the facilities for that big man.
I
This was there nothing to me
Nothing
I found a barrel
Okay, you will
Nice work. I found a barrel. I'm taking this. This is my barrel now. That's right
This is my barrel if anyone tries to touch my barrel. They will be so outside
Help
Now the second problem is the there's a bit there's a little bit of zombies now
Now there's a little bit of zombies out there
Three of them. Is this the one with the built-in thing? Oh
My god
No!
Now.
How do you set the kitchen timer?
Hey guys, wait, does anyone have like air filter?
Boys?
What?
An air filter.
Air filters, do you have one?
What does that mean?
No, for the gas mask?
Then for the gas mask.
No.
No.
What?
We're gonna have to kill,
we're gonna have to kill people going to the toilet.
I just found a gas mask, I just need a filter now.
Guys, there's about five zombies on me.
Okay, all right, it's running time.
It's running time.
It's running time.
Guys, where are you?
Where are you?
Oh my God, please gotta help me.
All right, I'm gonna try to draw.
Oh my God!
Oh my God, go inside, go inside, go inside.
Please God!
He's got help me!
He's got help!
It's okay, it's okay, we got this.
I just saw my light flashing around.
Come.
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
Oh, oh.
Get inside!
Right here, right here!
He's still inside!
Get inside!
Get inside!
We gotta hold hands!
Get inside!
Hold hands!
Hold hands!
Hold hands!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Scared.
Another can of bacon!
Back here.
I've got so many cans of bacon!
Get your little fuckin' hands off of that!
I have infinite cancer, Seekin!
I am the Bacon Lord!
Bacon God!
I have an infinite chance of bacon.
Bacon man, bacon man.
Everybody, everybody who has hands, gather around and hold hands.
Everyone who has a penis, gather around and hold penises.
this is
checkmate bitch
i got one of those
fuck you
fuck you
fuck yourself sir
nobody fall in the fire
checkmate bitch
was my speed supposed to turn dark?
yeah
yeah we're taking a little nap
this is all very natural
hmm
i love taking naps
okay
what the
a little nap
You know, I thought you had a large clit, not a penis.
It's still up for debate.
Scientists are still looking at that.
I don't think you were supposed to be holding hands there, even if you had hands.
Now, know what has an air filter, correct?
No.
No.
As I'm not going to lie to you, it might be worth it more for me to go try to find one.
Yeah, we could go to research there. They're a dime a dozen there and we're pretty damn close now
Let's do it. Let's do it. We have 20 minutes. You said right now. We have 20 minutes
Well, now we have 20 minutes to do the orb
Well, we can we could push the button and start the storm right if we go to it
Do we go to a to and start this way? No, no, no, no, Foxy you said once the once the storm is you have 20 minutes to
Go to the or that's what you said
No, once the storm starts once it starts it just ended just finished
That's why we went to sleep
Yeah, you remember when gimmick wanted to loot the military
He was already in there I just simply was leaving no man behind
No, she said once the storm is done you have 20 minutes to go on the lawn
And once it starts
Once you hear this storm you got 20 minutes to get there
Who not now there could be another orb any moment I'm drinking this water outside on the ground
Okay, I'll feed him.
Let him drink it.
Let him drink it.
I got pills.
What if I have an armband?
Who needs an armband?
I do not have an armband.
There's one.
Look, nothing happened.
I told you.
You guys are liars.
Dude, why did you tell these guys it was only 20 minutes?
Guys, we just got fucked.
You just failed us.
We just got absolutely fucked.
You've misinformed us.
No, you misinformed us!
That's what a misinformed person would say.
No, what? Yeah, because you misinformed me!
Guys, no, dude, she said that once-
Unreal.
Once the storm hits, we have 20 minutes to do it.
That's what you said.
Oh, you have fooled me for the last time, demon wits.
Oh.
Oh
Give me can you believe this demon which has fooled us yet again? I can't believe it. I'm confused myself. Oh
All right, there she goes. Did you hear that Chris off on her broomstick up into the night sky? I knew it
Oh my god. I knew it. Is it true?
Foxy no, mr.
I didn't want to tell you I didn't want you to look at me differently.
I didn't want to tell you I didn't want you to look at me differently.
Did you do curses?
Did you hide like bags of beans?
I can curse.
I can curse.
She hides bags of beans.
Okay, listen.
When HubBeeBe needs to curse somebody, he calls me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's dirty business.
And when HubBeeBe needs to sleep, he's a sleeping lover.
He gives me a lot of blessings for it, so.
Guys, does the button activate the storm?
It does, right?
Am I wrong about that, Fox?
about that foxy activates it when it starts yes oh like the storm starts you
have to hit the button but you only have 20 minutes in total well I feel like
the storms are more frequent on this server I don't know maybe jimmy have you
reached the button yet
diggie
diggie
What if we went that direction?
Yeah, see what happens come usually that's where the high-level PvP is is his research and
Candy cane and a let's go to the button really quickly. Let's find the button that way we're prepared for the next one
Yeah, we get the loot a lot of loot there. It's it's a cool area
Like that's I think that's the play that's the play
we're definitely getting the next one though. We've got, we've got to get, actually you know what?
Me and Nick are doing this a lot, or many times. He would definitely hit the button and Junji can come with us as an ally.
An ally? Not a team. Not a team. Not a team.
Two teams.
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I grabbed it.
Oh.
Oh, your gas mask.
What condition is it in, Mr. Pina?
It's in prestige condition.
Oh, nice.
A tie repair cap.
Which,
in a sort of
a lapse of logic is how
you repair a gas mask.
as fast as you define a character though everybody everybody in the train everybody in the train
we need to have a team meeting but where's the trade at this is not a train okay that's
no right right trailer the fuck van can you just all get in here fuck van all right everybody
at the fuck van we have to shut the door the fuck van okay on it do you want to share listen
All right, when you hear the drums, the boom boom, the boom boom of the storm, right?
Are you staying with me so far?
Uh-huh.
When you hear the boom booms, that's when it starts.
You have 20 minutes.
In the 20 minutes, you have to hit the button and get to the orb.
Unless somebody hits the button, then we just run straight for the orb.
So you go to A2, you hit the button when the storm is active.
That opens a portal to a different area.
Oh.
So when you hear the storm, you-
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
Yeah.
I want that to be done.
Okay, 18 minutes, but 20 minutes sounds better.
I'll be right back.
Ooh, is this a tinkle trailer?
Order to another world.
Oh, God.
Can you repeat all that after I've got the lichens?
Yeah, it's a gaping void.
Okay, so when you hear the beginning of the storm,
form somebody has to press the button in a to big red button that activates a door
when you jump into the portal and it takes you to a three which is an
underground gas bunker okay sounds good are they're gonna be like other people
there it could be it's really high tier loot like m4's and shit really strong
play carriers 45 K 42 K 39 K 35 K 32 K easy to pretend you don't care but those
sex don't hit the same we gotta wait for gimmick he's pooping I think he's
pooping so by YouTube it's demonetized instantly every stream because of copyrighted
music yeah I don't think that's it this ours you thought it would back I don't
That's it. That's how she thought it was. I miss
Did you miss the money that he was fucking the brief kid?
Oh, he thought he was on fire for a second right there. Oh, was it you just tell me how the orb works
I had he thought he was on fire right there for a second thousand hours. I'm a
professional
You are a liar and a thief gimmick.
What? I have a... I... I... It's not a lie. It's a truth.
Oh, I've seen your aim. You have 40 hours to wait.
What? I have great aim.
Amball, amball, amball, amball, amball.
Amball.
Amball.
Amball.
Amball.
You're gonna aim that.
You're gonna aim that.
I cast a motherfucking right out of here.
I'm gonna remember you.
That guy is doing my YouTube thumbnail.
Wait, what?
What's your YouTube thumbnail?
What's going on?
He's killing stomach.
The summit is a standard.
Wait, hold up.
My thumbnail is the coolest thumbnail out of everyone's
thumbnail.
It is.
It is.
It is.
Oh, I'll get it, no worry.
Nice work, nice work, team, nice work.
Okay, are we ready to roll out?
Let's do it, let's do it.
Let's roll out.
One will be good.
I got this one.
Oh, you're baking!
Ah!
Cool!
I'm all excited to find him, man.
Let me take that helmet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's got a little damage.
Oh, it's got a little...
Wait, foxy!
Let me take...
Let me take up that storm that's induced by the admins and see if we can get another one.
Uh, wait.
There's the helmet here.
I sold the helmet, you know?
What about the...
Uh, it's pretty deep, isn't it?
No, I think it was random.
No, I think it was random.
It's warm.
It's weathered.
Is that what was random?
I did the storm was random. I'll be the monster. That's we'll we'll genuinely have to wait till the next one. Unfortunately. I
Feel like everything I could be wrong. It's been a while, but I feel like everything happens pretty quickly
Yeah, wait wait foxy you said that they're red dude
certain
Okay, so technically speaking we could have one in like 30 minutes
We can have them right now technically. It's just random. Well, we have to get fucking movie then
You want to go to the button button button but the witch is
I don't have my broom so we're gonna have to walk
God if you did have your bro, did you support all of our way?
Like a fully system you were gonna you were gonna
I'm gonna take two of you so I'm gonna make you would have to kill a guy try to go to the
order itself and then take his dash match.
Or just stop eating your three.
Well I got my guys guys I used to have my food to put boys.
What is that?
You are a peanut but the others may die.
Light and alone.
That is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Oh.
That is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Then maybe we can get all of us on there.
Did you want to play that tequila game again?
I would love to play that tequila game.
Which version? The first of the second?
Oh my god!
Oh no! There it is!
The first one!
The first one!
In your head! It's in your head!
the shots. Pussies. Exactly, exactly. We have to go. How close, how close? I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know. They're probably uranium. Who let's kill them? Yeah. We're going
to have to really lock in because I'm looking into the weapons on all of our backs and it's
It's gonna be a real underdog story.
It's gonna be a cult story, but I think you said.
That's right.
We should have thought Genji were about to go murder Genji.
That's that man that you're with.
Look at him like you are.
Were they just shooting?
What?
Were you guys just shooting, Genji?
Were you guys just shooting?
No, someone was shooting at us.
Oh, shit.
Perfect.
Perfect.
We take out the bad guys.
Asap.
How do we know who's who?
We shoot people that aren't us.
Or...
Wait.
Yeah, we shoot everybody that's not us and then we live and they die.
THREE YEARS AGO!
Oh no!
That was the shot they killed Genji.
Oh my god.
We gotta get it.
Oh my god.
That motherfucker in there just killed Genji boys!
ROCK AND ROCK!
Look at that!
Oh, it's fucked!
They're asses!
Show no mercy!
After we kill them, though, after we kill them...
Oh, they're over here!
Left, left, left!
You see them?
Eyes?
No, no eyes, but they're definitely more left.
They might be where we died earlier in the game, you know.
I'm rocking left a little bit.
I'm rocking left a little bit.
Don't go, don't go!
It might be exactly where we died earlier.
It might be the fucking suit!
We might be able to get your revenge!
Baby!
baby not only for jenny but for yourself it's revenge time
nick they're fighting nick oh okay i don't care i'm shooting everyone as soon as jenny died
mr nick was not our partner anymore yeah we're shooting everyone don't hesitate it'll get us
killed. No hesitation. Okay, have the last center little congo line. It's me. It's me.
It's me. Uh, not me. I don't know where you are. Are you in the front? We're all here.
We're all here. We're in a little. They are right here. They might even be in these trees.
I could have swore someone just drank a water bottle right next to me. I think it was a little pile
rockster. That would make the same sad. He does weirdly enough rock strings so does too.
Yellow arm band on TV try every single yellow arm band on. Yep.
I don't see nothing boys. I'm not seeing nothing. I think they're in I think they're further into the city here
It might be on a rooftop careful
Oh shit
Okay, we're all together. They might be in a
container or
Be anywhere loot in the body
Snip them out
This is the worst game to not have a headset on I did not realize
No, we can't play with the heads at the same time. Oh my god, but I see they've like for me. Right for you. Right for you
Right over here boy. Right here
In front of these containers
You see me? You see me? You see me?
I hide somewhere?
Oh shit. We're it, you're alone. We're all together. No, no, no, no back up. That's alone.
Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.
Are you two dead, like real players?
Okay, okay.
Wait for ya, wait for ya here.
Did you go under a fence, Peanut?
I'm on the path that you guys took just come back to the same path. Oh, I see
Everybody's right next to that tree
Yeah, yeah, backtrack and then it go to the road go to the road
Body on the train tracks, okay
Wonder if we can get on those bodies and get better guns
You gotta be losing my hair not looted yet
Yeah, I found a good ego
The bodies on looted they look like they might be a little looted. I'm not judging. Oh
My god, I just a little bit of water
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do come to come to this little garage.
I'm going to go over by piano.
Just drink from the pot, drink from the pot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to close the door while you're drinking.
Compass. How was he doing?
Oh, bacon. I'm rolling up.
I'm rolling up.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
You have any better guns?
Yeah, I had the shotgun.
You guys were kind of poor.
Well, they ran out here early, too.
They ran out here early, too, like us.
Don't get over full.
It is a way.
Don't get over full.
He's out here.
Someone was.
He's out here somewhere.
We should be called, brother.
Here.
What about your food, you know?
He can pick you up.
not loot the bodies they've got to be good what if I got to be right and then I
check the bodies and beta their shots this man's try to eat dinner
who'd up now what's going on around here what's going on around here that's Nick if I've ever
I've seen Nick.
Maybe he traded.
They're both next to each other.
What's going on around here?
I'm going in. I'm going in.
No one can tell me this is a bad idea.
Okay, I think they traded.
But we did hear gunshots. We did hear gunshots.
I think one of them is probably...
I think they probably killed them from the rooftops
and they're just in there unaware that there might be more people.
I don't know.
We got here like three minutes after they died.
I mean we got here right after they died.
Where ever could they be?
Where ever could they be?
Where ever could they be?
And everywhere, everywhere, anywhere, anywhere, and everywhere.
What, Ling-Wing said my fiance, Gracie, is on her bachelorette trip.
Can you tell her I love her?
Do you have a glow stick?
We can bet on her body.
And thank you.
Too much fun with the male strippers, please.
Ha ha.
Oh my god, she had a gas mask.
She was ready to go.
Yeah, you know.
The amateurs.
There was an SKS on Nick's body, by the way.
Oh shit
Ah, what I sound for it
Of course, of course
Oh, we shall never deny a guess
Even the most ridiculous request
Have fun out there, but not too much fun
Oh, we don't want to do a little street tour
Not too much fun, of course
Oh, they might have traded, yeah, you're right
It looks like this guy got killed.
Get an 07 in the chat really quickly.
Listen.
Justin Gays.
All the songs here.
Justin Gays.
Justin Gays.
Justin Gays.
Just in Gays.
Justin Gays.
Guys, where is the evil man full of evil beings?
He might be might as well.
Oh, great.
I will hunt Mr. Abebe till the ends of the month sky
and come tell me you must look around your shoulder day and night.
You should get a wrap.
You should get around my shoulder.
Oh, technically, Mr. Abebe, you shot first.
That is true.
He did shoot first.
You fucking started blasting me, dude.
I was like, oh, let's prepare like, hey guys, let's pretend to kill Habibi like I was
like, I was like, I was like, how the gas mask for the thing now.
Very now he said we do the next one supposed to do with the gun in his hands when he has
started.
F11.
Shove it in their ass.
So baby, shove it in there.
Guys, I have a gas mask now.
So good luck.
Everyone else.
I
Anybody have shotgun
Yeah, I
Only grabbed eight I only grabbed eight you have it she put you to the leather kid or no, there are any war
I will still share this sound to you. Thank you. It's showing kid
Jensen just call them by the second. I wish you the worst of luck
I have to be I have to be transparent with you. I told them that when you curse people you call me because I'm the witch
She is a witch. She's taking this into missing the orb
Rich which a rich witch. Are you the one repairing right here?
Yeah
Foxy can you put a
Real quick maybe like a three thousand
Where are you at which would you right here?
Beed to me I don't have anything to open it with
Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. Thank you so much. How many blessings? How many blessings? This came right here. This came right here. Yes, right here. Oh, yeah. Right there. I got a problem at all. I'm happy to do it. I'm happy to do it. Ah! You didn't do the buck thing. Ah! You have to open it up. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, give me it. Come on, give me it. You better do it.
wait where are we going I actually do need that care for that night is okay
I have an extra knife if you want it here I have a knife I just want to do the thing
oh he is eating them right in front of me I had a couple bites for his payment
we guys use the storm again guys three bites at a time is that at the storm no
no can we go to the bottom oh we can be ready for the storm you have a gas where's
the button that was the button that where we get to the button let's go to the
button let's go to the button this place is so huge
get me to go to the bus
I think Nick must have traded because there's three bodies I think so too
yeah I'm not gonna lie to you I met a game and found out they traded but I
didn't say anything because there's a better game
it's not medical if you find out when it's done
It's not a game if you have a boat at the entire time. I that's what the admin said now that we're leaving
It's okay
Right, right
That's the rules as I lost you words. I'll just go up up the mountain up the mountain guys
Oh, I see you just know straight up the mountain. I see why see you
Is this you is that you
Behind us no, that was a bike helicopter on the top
Definitely a to that's not a helicopter that's a to go go go go go go go. That's the button. Oh my they're at the button
They want to touch our butt!
They want to touch our butt!
Get out!
Wait, so is that Tuffless Hill?
No, it's a little to the right.
There is a helicopter crash by the rocks.
Tuffless Hill, it is the sort of spot you want to keep an eye on, but those gunshots were definitely in A2.
Was a to be that's the button the button button and that see you see that
Tower on the mountain to our right
The witch tricked me with the tequila game. Oh
Listen, I'm about to join you trick me the whiskey game, but I'm she tricked me I
Am significantly less
that's good at the game temporarily because of the witch.
The witch has tricked me into a silly game
that I thought was full of whimsy and magicalness
and in reality, she has tricked me
into consuming tequila in a proficient amount.
And she's a witch and she should die for that.
You're getting honey potted.
Did you die?
You're getting honey potted.
Did you die?
I didn't die.
I didn't know you had to go.
I see, you're fine.
It's part of the experience.
You're getting better.
All right, fine.
I'll play the game one more time, but you won't trick me again, all right?
I have to make sure this game is a trick.
I'm not certain.
All right, yeah.
Make sure, make sure.
Double check.
Better safe than sorry is what I say.
Better safe than sorry.
I will play one more time.
I will play your game.
I will play your silly games one more time.
hold on I'm gonna give you would like to play the game
Cheers cheers to this great game cheers
Cheers
Where these shots at is it at that penis at the top of the hill where the shot Jack? No, no, that's Waldo
There's Waldo there's Waldo that's Waldo at the top of that mountain
Chum as large as the seven seas
Where the hell are you guys?
We're down like in the little
She is tricky once again
Okay, okay. I'm going down. She was a witch from the start going in like I knew she was a witch
I don't know where I'm going in you'll see you can't miss it. You can't miss you
Shame on you where will be twice I can't left it
Wow
Three times floor is loud as you can and lay down and let it I'm a little sad
I'm a little disappointed with myself actually my inability to
Figure out when I'm being cool
Who these four times?
Now we just have a problem now. There's just pretty far, but I don't know what to do at that point
Okay, well, if it does, it's no problem.
Only five times back to your depression.
There's no way I should have gotten food five times.
Food me six times, now I'm best.
Now I'm starting to think it's not a me problem,
and you're just kind of a piece of shit.
And I have to do something about it.
Food me seven times.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Maybe it's neither of our faults.
Maybe there's some third factor that we are not considering.
Fool me eight times, but now I'm just sad again.
I cannot believe I would be fooled so many times in a row without noticing I was being fooled.
Fool me nine times.
Can't get fooled again.
Can't get fooled again.
Follow me, boys, follow me, gentlemen.
I've conversed with the voices in my head, and I've heard many times that I was wrong
about not being able to be fooled again.
I'm just a messenger.
Follow me, gentlemen, follow me, boys.
Sorry, I wasn't listening at all.
What are you saying?
I'm so lost.
I also did not listen.
All right, all right.
I also did not listen at all.
Just know that you are the one getting fucked if the bear does charges peanut hold on now
Do I have to pay him? Is it more of a bit coin exchange or can I use US dollars?
Guys I want to let you know before I shoot one of us. I'm sorry
Thank you. Thank you. Uh something you guys need to know it is dark in there. I'm sitting with them
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I got an SGA-82 pristine with a scope and an M-lock with a red dot sight and a flashlight.
I don't have a mag for that, but I do have some ammo for it.
Here. Wait, wait, wait. Going around.
It's not a crazy big bullet, but it's still pretty nice. Pretty nice.
Take the bullets. You're gonna have to single chamber. Did you hear that?
Like an explosion. Anybody in this long barrack?
Oh shit. Peanut and I. Holy shit. Peanut and I are in wait. Are we? Wait. Do we need to be locked in?
We just have a magazine. Oh my goodness. We do. We do. Okay.
Wait, they're below, right?
That came from below?
Or did it come from below?
I honestly, I didn't even know what that is.
Did it come from the bumpers on the other side?
Could be.
It does sound.
Oh, that industrial?
Like by the bridge?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I even have a long, I even have a long magazine, boys,
if you see one.
Okay.
all right
all right
jayson?
they're definitely past this area though
yeah but they could be underground
it should be fucking with the sound
do we have a battery?
yeah i do
you got em?
yeah i have a battery too
here
oh no that's outside
oh yeah that's
further beyond
little tiny thing that little tiny
close one that was a close one that was a close one there's a little military
out right right right to the right here I'm guessing they're there we're in the
I'm so excited. This is great.
This is a lot of them. Yeah, I told you the south isn't always boring.
There it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're industrial. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I lost you guys. Where'd you go?
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
I think I'm behind a guy with a killing gun.
That's that's that's double it
That's me
We're up the mountain we're up the mountain how would you know that
There
Thank you see the truck go right at the truck. We're right here
Why are we going up there was going down there because we can look down on them and see where they're at
And then push them
I've got a cool sniper rifle if we get one of them lacking
This is a good spot for builders too, so they can't open all the doors.
You can see through those windows too in the building.
The roof door is shut.
Is there anyone in the building boys? Anyone?
They're here, they're here.
It's a very big area.
I'm checking the area?
Okay, let's go in.
Wanna just roll in there and start clearing shit?
I mean, it could be.
I don't see nothing.
That was definitely a shadow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought I was fucking high.
Guys, there's a shadow in that barn over there. Thank you, Murphy. Thank you.
I didn't want to say anything. I didn't want to look like I was crazy.
There's a shadow in that room over there right over there
Right there that wooden barn the left and wooden barn
I see the shadow. Should we shoot it? Someone is in that barn 100% sure. Yes
A little
Let's rush
We have a final say.
Dad, me again.
Mr. Planners came to grab his hat and comb.
He said you and him in the boxing ring
so he can kick your limbless, having ass.
Oh, I got an apple.
I'm focused up right now!
He's going to make a sandwich out of this guy.
It's sandwich him.
Sandwich up.
I've got a calendar.
Sandwich sounds so good right now, dude.
Thank you, Shadow of the Lacious.
Oh, my god.
I can kill a homeless man for a chicken burger right about now.
Oh, but I mean, but you shouldn't.
But I should, but I couldn't.
Were you guys at?
You just want to push this at the same time from the left?
No.
I could.
I'm literally wrapped up.
Oh, I put a gas mask filter.
Oh, my god.
Oh, nice.
One, two, I found one, two.
To be honest, I got a little distracted.
I looted the filter.
Wait, am I not with gimmick rate?
Yeah, you're right.
That you with the camo
Wait, where the fuck are you guys? I'm so
I know but like
I see all that building right now
Okay, don't shoot a yellow orbit, it's fine.
They're not in here.
That was not a shadow there.
They're not here.
How do I get away?
What?
What?
Oh, another gas bomb.
Did we just hear a shot right there?
No, it's just the sound effects.
They must have just been passing by.
Look on the mountains, look on the snow.
Did they be at the bridge?
Guys, I'm getting more than it was 100% a shadow.
There was a person in that barn.
Okay.
I found a gas mask.
Hi, dude.
Should I keep this gas?
Oh, it's getting clogged.
Yeah, I would keep it.
How are you doing over there, Genji?
I found another gas mask!
I'm just watching you guys play.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Is that another gas mask right there too?
Who's that with you?
Is it good? It's the perfect size.
I feel like there's a lot of great maps with a lot of great, like, mechanics, but...
No, honestly, it's just the perfect size. It's the perfect size.
Hey, guys, who doesn't have a gas mask yet?
I just found one. I just found one.
Who does not have a gas mask yet?
I have one. Good.
You got one?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
You got one?
What I got one I got one okay all right okay, okay
Anybody in a plastic explosive? No, no, I'm not interested the plastic was
Guys I wanted to kill that person. I want to kill him. Where is he?
Let me go
Obviously not the right spot think about it if you're such we would have seen a dead body. We have not seen that body yet
Yeah, maybe trade ahead here at this bridge.
There's a bridge that goes left through another island.
Maybe they're killing a bear out in the woods?
Oh, well we would see the bear caucus.
Well it wouldn't be in here, it would be outside.
No, there's a bear spawn.
It comes over here sometimes.
But we saw that other one, so I don't know.
Nobody's on the bridge.
Oh, hold on, they have another glock over here?
Holy.
Oh
This is the exact copy of you got a man. You got a man. You know the ground where I don't see why there
There's a mag in the gun on the ground. There's not
What oh, there's not I really see there's no man. We come on
I'm gonna take it out. I'm gonna put the mag on the ground. Okay
That's for the other gun you dimson. I thought you had an SSG
I do, but I don't care about that guy
What the ad log magazine?
Well, I'll use that since yeah, I only have a one
I want to kill this motherfucker
Yeah, have a good session with the crew of course
I
Only I think yes, this d-bag as well, but I wanted the f1 back
That's cool. I
Guys, I wanted to kill this man more than you could possibly know
Why you know, you know what okay? Okay logic logic high IQ high EQ, okay?
There's gunshots here most likely where would they be going? That's around I already know
I'm reading you loud and clear sir. I'm reading you loud and clear.
I'm reading you loud and clear. I'm reading you loud and clear sir. I know exactly what you want.
Back to the button?
I mean that's our best chance. It's not a guarantee but if there are...
Hello!
Is there anyone?
Oh that's Peter.
anyone here is there anyone here we heard shots and we're wondering if you're
still here we would like to kill you
yes you do you think nobody coming out here hello please kill me hello where
Where are you, Sam? Where are you? I need to kill you. I want to kill you.
I think they went to the bot.
GOKU!
GOKU!
GOKU!
That's our call to gather them?
That's right. That's true.
You just keep that thing.
I don't have no space.
I would
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, wait wait wait
I tried to beat him
Um, he might be the best
He's the best
He's the best
I already dropped the megaphone, it's gone forever
Oh, shit
Oh, fuck
Oh, shit
I'm lost
I'm gonna
Oh
Well hold on guys, we have to get to the button right now, what are we doing?
Yeah, we just got a backtrack
We just backtracked, that's where we were
We just got a backtrack
Yeah, we just got a backtrack
Yeah, we just got a backtrack
And I'm running back towards this
We're here then, we're here
just real area we're right I think I'm oh what was that we're right we're right
there that was peanut just let me know oh let's lose I just let it lose I just
let it lose okay you guys were all undercover I see I see you we were
undercover agents now that we now that we've we now that now that we now that
we're not undercover now that we're not undercover we should all see we should all
Say our political views live. It's me. It's me. What do you guys think? Is it size time?
I've done back to these bags one second one moment one moment
Great work
Well, we all got gas masks. That's a huge thing. Yeah, we all yeah, that actually is kind of huge now
What's the only show that we can do it again?
I also found this thing, just for a suit.
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Oh they're on the roof! They're on the roof!
They're on the roof! They're on the roof of the big, big, big building!
You're in that building the whole time? We never checked a big, big, big building!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, who died?
I don't know.
I think it was Devilift.
Oh my god.
No.
I'm here. He's knocked.
He's knocked. Go, go, go, go, go.
Is there any more? Is there any more?
I'm running in. I'm running in.
I think he's alive though.
He's knocked.
Double lift has perished completely.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
That was probably most the hilarious choice.
Probably the most hilarious choice you could have made.
Oh, my God.
Who's in the building?
Why is it always me?
I'm in the building. I'm in the building.
I'm here. Oh, oh shit.
He's up top, he's up top, I think.
That guy could have been...
I'm so...
I'm out with your arms up, and we might...
Let you live, come on dude.
Think about it.
Guys, there's a ladder where we're fucked.
We can't climb up that thing, or if we want...
If we don't want to die.
I think I only knocked him.
He could be dead for...
Maybe we don't move for a second and just listen if he makes a sound.
I don't know if that was a headshot or not.
Hello?
Do you have a grenade?
I have a smoke grenade, I can throw it up there.
Okay.
Wait, I hear footsteps?
A zombie?
Yeah, it's a mouse. That's a mouse.
Oh my god, that's a real grenade!
Oh! Oh, shit!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my...
Oh my God! I sent you my POP!
Oh my God!
Oh my God! I'm gonna get out of there!
Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there!
I'm gonna hook!
Oh my...
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
You gotta block me! You saved my life, Pina!
I owe you! I owe you!
I've got to smoke with it and just fall it back down.
He's got all three nades.
Are you serious?
This guy has endless nades.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Throw him in the nade, he's all right.
They think I'm you, Genji.
They think I'm you.
They thought they were going to punch you up.
Oh my god.
No way! No way!
I can't believe this.
What the hell?
What's your name?
He came back from bed.
Oh, it's cheese.
Server, now you're murdering him on repeat?
I mean, I...
I fucking took your mustache off!
You shut the fuck up when you're talking to me.
I'm solo!
Oh, now he's looting me.
Oh my goodness.
this now he's moving me the disrespect the immediate disrespect like
the time of night wait
had a laugh and what a bad laugh and boys let's let me see what let me see
What does it look like on his green? Let me take a look. Let me take a little look here
Do you have a grenade? I'm smoking it. I can do it up there
Wait, I hear footsteps
Zombies there's at least one zombie life
Oh my god, that's a lot of pain!
Oh shit!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Dammit!
he's like so much time I got him I got him I got him no what no no no it's a
good shot though it was an excellent shot it was an excellent shot that part
It's true
You can drop all of our items on the ground and we run back like none of this ever happened
Oh, I'm glad you said that I was three seconds from f11. We could we could it very yes
Yeah, I got it. I got it. I want to go to the or please drop all of our stuff on the ground
everything the guns the boots the backpacks everything and we'll be right
there guys I need you to read to where we were where were we you're all alone
now gimmick for sure you confirm nobody else is up there nobody's on the roof
nobody's on the roof maybe we don't move for a second just listen if he makes a
sound. I don't know if that was a headshot or not.
Hello? Do you have a grenade? No. I'm a smoke grenade. I can throw it up there.
Okay. Wait, and your footsteps? That's obvious.
Oh my god.
You're on the ground in the yellow armband.
All of me want you to kill me.
You got killed by cheese and I killed cheese.
I killed cheese.
I killed cheese.
You died. You have the yellow army.
God is angry.
I killed my killer.
I killed my killer.
Am I going to die?
Is anyone dead?
My is worse.
What happened to double him?
He passed away.
IRL.
I did not kill foxy. I understand I understand and I believe you whole heart
That is the witch that tricked me into drinking the gila tonight
Now guys, I need to get back to you asap. Did you?
Did you drop all my stuff?
Bunch of trees lots of tall ones for a couple short ones
Okay, are there any gunshots near you?
would you like to know which I see a blue trailer and two piles of logs and you
I hear no gunshots.
I do hear gunshots.
I've been ignoring them.
I've been ignoring the gunshots.
Are they loud?
They're a little loud.
They're not too loud to sound.
To my left, I see a bunch of tall buildings.
I think that is Vancouver.
Do you think Peanut will congratulate my friend
on signing up for MBA?
After all, Peanut used his business degree
to sell Brazilian waxes?
Yeah, probably.
I could draft you a body block with my grenade.
Sacrificing my Wallace, KD for you, you know.
KD is a business.
Uh, good news, I think I'm in Borkuta.
At Conjuring Nations, good to, at Conjuring Nations.
I am in Borkuta.
I am to the right of Vancouver, I don't know where I'm going.
Oh, I see the train car, I see the train car.
But I'm gonna come to you, I need you to bring me to the road.
Are you on the road?
I'm on the road, yes, I'm, there's a fork in the road.
Okay.
Coming towards me, now where I have to decide,
it has to decide for me.
Well, let it decide the way with the blue shirt, lady.
Wait, are you on a dirt road or a main road?
Main road, I see a dirt road.
Why, why, wait hold up, wait a second, what if we, wait, what if we just kill Foxy, will
that help us in any way?
I mean I'm listening, if that could be a really good head place, aww, that is the laugh
Such a good play!
You make money's worth?
Did you hear how she laughed?
I heard my words!
Oh lord!
Oh give me money's worth!
She won't find you! You're on your own sir!
No, no I am not on my own!
Fuck yourself!
Listen, listen, listen, listen!
There's a military camp between me and Vancouver.
I see it. I'm walking toward me right now. Okay. Go to that tent and I'll get you. Okay. I'm right here.
Oh, Mr. Big Mike. My boyfriend is one good man, good a man. I see you turn around.
I'm just talking about one good man, good a man. Right behind you.
Oh, hey, how you doing? I'm gonna get some stuff right here real quick. Yeah, definitely.
Should I hit that other one on the way out too? No, no, we need to get there fast. There's no time
Dilly-Dally you're trying to dilly-dally. Oh, I have the perfect laugh. Are you ready? Ready?
Oh, gimmick. Good body. That was purely disgusting. They're a turkey nearby. There must be. There
Oh, it's a tippy season?
I think I have a break.
I have some deflating balloons.
Oh, gimmick money, which we never cease to bless me so.
Answer me this, answer me this.
Do you guys want the curse of...
where you have itching powder on your hands for the rest of your life?
life or or do you want the one where you have a never-ending wipe oh give me the
curse right I just I'm dripping down to my shoelaces like it's so girth no what
if we already have one of those curses I don't want to say which one where do we
go automatically generates to the other one if you already have that I'm killing
this zombie hold on boxy where the fuck do I go I need to get back to my dead
body immediately. The storm can hit at any moment and I want to go through the warm.
I gotta see you, we do rag. See, I'm getting wavy.
As long as she stays in the body, she'll be there.
They won't go anywhere.
I'm getting wavy.
Maybe and that's not true the bodies is to be in 10 minutes whether or not someone is there
It's something to do with the server. He has to drop all this stuff
Okay
Everything that's ruined to gimmick make sure you drop everything out of it. Oh
No, don't do that. That's a lie the witch is trying to trick you yet again
He's correct, that's true now. Let's okay. Let's play a group. Let's play another game oxy. You ready?
Anytime we see a tree we drink
Oh, I guess we lose.
Oh my god.
Gornet.
Jeez.
Uh-oh.
Oh, we lost again.
Oh, we lost again.
Fuck.
All right.
Let's focus.
We'll get a next round.
We'll get a next round.
Yeah, we'll get him again.
We'll get him again.
Next round is ours.
Next round is ours.
I'll tell you that.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
Well, I'm not going to do that.
taking the
he's sensitive to keel
that but he didn't roll
but it tastes horrible
he's gonna see
let me try to get a knife
we're gonna die
think of the taste
you cock-sucking mother fucker
you know what?
let me look at you
let me take a good look
yeah take a look at this
yeah
oh maize
maize?
oh
you're bleeding buddy
you bleed pal
yeah I know
How did that happen? Oh, there's a tree. You vanished into the street. Oh, hey, I did
You got the sickest get up on chief you're you're you're creeping you're the Criplock
Whoa, whoa, I was playing with boxy doc Kendrick Lamar
Now wrap about the socioeconomic state of the world right now, my boy.
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
Follow me, Jim. Follow me, boys.
How you doing over there, Mr. Gimmick?
Oh, there's so much loot. I'm doing my best.
That's good to hear. Your best is all we can ask for.
If you get bored you could organize all of our
That is that's step like seven I'm still on step two
Here we go, all right, let's proceed
There's a dam, I see it.
We are almost to the dam, Mr. gimmick.
Hold up, wait, I already lost you.
Where'd you go?
Right here, in front of you, behind you.
Wait, let me pop a six-blade to life.
Alright, let us proceed, let us proceed.
sometimes go into my pantry after the screams chocolate chips that were meant
for baking
beautiful
I just wanted to get that out of my peanut chest
I wanted everybody to know that
there's nothing wrong with that
my girlfriend is really into baking so we always have like three or four bags
and I just I mean I just
now just chocolate chips
they're called semi-sweet chocolate chips
bit for baking I just rip them apart I just rip them apart there's so much
better than like the milk chocolate oh my god there's so much better I love
when I go grocery shopping and I'm like I'm not gonna buy anything bad for me
and then I get home and I start ripping open the semi sometimes really shitty
chocolate cream pies in like the frozen section and I just grab a fork put on a
movie and just I found this giant jug of protein powder that makes things into
chocolate milk and so I've been making two to three glasses I'll go out in the
kitchen and I'll literally put two three glasses on the kitchen counter and I'll
make three glasses of chocolate man
I don't even think it's bad for me because it's protein, but I don't even think I'm pretty sure it's good for me, I'm pretty sure it's good for me.
You're getting big and strong. You know that's why they sell it.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh my goodness. It's so divine.
So divine.
On rare occasions, I'll go out to my kitchen after the stream
and jig him when he cooks like 10 to 12 pieces of bacon and nothing else.
I used to I used I don't do much anymore, but I used to buy a carton of a dozen eggs
All 12 of them over easy put them on a massive plate
And eat the whole thing in one sitting
You are a demon
It was I have no regrets no regrets, and you shouldn't and you shouldn't and you shouldn't
And I
Corn not gonna hurt you guys at all doing that. Nice. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna check this while you're I have another confession
Sometimes when I can't decide between the double meat mayonnaise burger from water burger and the and the sweet and spicy bacon burger sandwich
I'll order both of them to see which one I want more when it gets there, but I'm I always end up eating both of them
You always get two burgers
One burger
What that is crazy dog, we're no birds and it's crazy. Yeah, what am I a mouse one?
One
Are you insane?
for the main course dessert is the fries wait wait wait what kind of fries though what kind
of fries though that's the question like crinkle cut I have another confession steak oh boy
I don't ask buffalo wild wings today and I didn't get any wings I got mozzarella sticks
I think that's a sin or something like that I haven't that's my confession
that is my confession
I did go to jack in the box and just ordered four
I was expecting to be let it down
It's not the best I've ever had it is
See pretty damn near close. I'm not even lying
It was actually
like turned into a stone like an eight
I'm being like a seven or eight
it's actually pretty good
um the cousin song
please don't make him sing it he dies every time
me and my cousin we were reading dirty magazine
we seen some fellas kissing we ain't know what that should mean
That's when we started re-enacting everything we had seen.
That's when I gave my cousin a-
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAHHHHH!
That's when I gave my cousin a-
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
It is a beautiful number.
Is that a cover or is that original?
You gotta get that shit recorded in a studio.
It is a cop, huh?
Oh, cool.
I will refrain from saying who originally wrote it
because he...
He...
He...
Oh.
He...
He's got it, you gotta go.
He has a...
He...
Don't hurt yourself.
He doesn't like having a dingy moment.
He has prejudice against certain groups of people.
And that is why I would not say the original writer of the song.
Oh, he's a racist.
Okay
In there in there. Oh, yeah
Give me thank you for sharing I appreciate gimmick guys
To be open with your friends is brave, and I am proud of gimmick
I am proud of gimmick for being open and honest with his friends
place. It's over. Get ready for the 375 pound man with a neck
beard in all neck beans to write the post about you, gimmick. You're finished. You are
You are done for your career over first-readers than Twitter.
And we all know how prestigious the gentlemen on Twitter are.
They are the scholars of our time.
The scholars of our time.
The scholars of our time.
The geniuses.
The geniuses.
And it gives everybody the ability to share their opinion.
It's made the world so much better.
When I said, if you're trying to solve a puzzle, or build maybe a thermonuclear time machine device,
where would you find the smartest, most selfless people?
And I said, I said, go to Twitter, find a comment section, and just pick any one at random.
You will have your man. You will have your man.
the best that we have the best
I got you for three minutes three minutes of play time
The ones know this reference of year
My question is where does the neck beard end and where does the chest hair begin?
it starts on the base of the chin and
It ends right above the left nipple
I have a very, very clear picture of what that looks like.
Honestly, may I say something controversial?
You know back in like the 1300s, if you were fat, that was revered as like you were.
Then you were wealthy.
Then you were wealthy.
You were wealthy.
You were powerful.
I think Mechbians should usher in a new era where they are revered, not just as Reddit moderators,
not just as Discord kings protecting the Discord kitchens, but as heroes.
Heroes!
As heroes!
Heroes!
put gimmick as heroes of better men amongst the rest.
What do you think of this, Genji?
What do we get?
The women have like big bushes that make them here heroic, I guess.
What?
That's the thing you want.
Let me do a double take.
I don't know.
That's the first thing that you want.
I don't grow a good neck beard.
It's very patchy, and I don't feel confident in this.
Well, hold on now.
Wait a second.
I actually sold Brazilian boxes before I was a streamer.
Did you know that?
What?
That's true.
That was my job right before becoming.
Oh, that's right.
And I was the best.
I was the best at it.
The best of the best.
I wonder what that was, a guy selling pussy waxes.
Well, let me tell you, let me tell you, you would, listen,
the ones coming in for all of the waxes,
that's not who you want to talk to.
The ones coming in for maybe an armpit or a small eyebrow wax,
that's who you want to converse with.
You say, listen, lady.
Has your husband been ignoring you a little bit?
Did you say, listen, lady?
Listen, lady.
Listen, lady.
Listen, lady.
Listen.
Let me tell you what you can do to improve your relationship instantly.
Bam!
In median up-charge, I sold them every time, every time.
They could not stop me.
I was boom sale sale sale sale sale sale.
Chachin chachin.
Alright, what you're gonna do here, you're gonna run to this fence and you're gonna hit
C when you get close.
What's the question?
Perfect.
Oh, Mr. Reston, please take a moment to say goodbye.
Goodbye, good, goodbye.
If you shave your balls, I'll also take that one.
Thank you, Mr. Mollye.
Thank you, my mullye.
Thank you, my mullye.
I never shaved the rear area.
I don't even know how I would go about such a task.
So, mullye.
I just wanted to be clear, I was never actually in the saving location, I was on the phone selling the wax.
Oh, yes, of course.
Glad to be with you, I got the ammo.
What would be the reason for a guy to save their bottle in the first place?
Well, their hair doesn't grow into a mullet, think about it.
It doesn't blow that long, I'm not sure what you think, I'm not sure what nail buttholes you've seen, but it's not.
Oh, it's just a woman thing? We can have the braid back there?
Oh, dead zombies. Dead zombies.
What are you talking about?
Sure, that's it. I see you do those as well.
I've never seen. I think you might have seen.
I don't know if I'm the first one to inform you of such activities, Jinjin, but there are men that also enjoy...
on the gentleman that is why they might based base thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you that is why they may wax the rear area mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm yes yes that is true
that is true. I wasn't thinking of it like that. That is true. That is true. I was thinking of like
me being with a man like why would they whack their butthole. So that would be if you were also a man.
Um uh not so. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You might want to sit down for this one Gigi.
I'm sitting down. You basically sitting down for this one.
I was in the industry, I was letting you know what I have learned in the industry, alright?
And that was, not the only reason, but a large reason, of why that may be something that someone
would seek out.
I've never been with a man that like saved their butthole once again once again
now if you were a guy in this situation right so that would be the situation and
Wee-hits! Wee-hits! Wee-hits!
They might save their butthole.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
One of the reasons. There are many reasons.
Many reasons.
Many reasons, many reasons.
It's educational.
I think you should start asking four men
if they shave their butthole or just their balls.
I think it needs to be out there.
I'm about to die. I'm survey so we close. I know we're almost there. Oh my god. See this big building
This is the button. We're just passing it
Yeah, we definitely sent it gimmick. Do you have that bacon?
We are gonna be very
Guys I from what I'm startled. I am startled to hear
Jinji's
I know, we gotta run as fast as we've ever ran.
We gotta run as fast as we've ever run.
Do you have anything to hit that with?
I have an axe, but they will eat our face and our ass
before we kill them.
We gotta go.
Unless, yeah, let's just run.
Run to that building.
Get it up!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you need to slow down so I can get
for the use of the your ass and not my ass.
Hold on, wait.
No, you stay behind me so I can eat your ass and not my ass.
Wait, I need to tell you something.
Fuck you, fuck you, wait, I'll call for you.
Can I ask you help?
I'm probably excited to be eating my breakfast and I can't stop it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh no!
Where the loot respond if I leave?
Oh no!
No, no, no.
I'm fighting a wolf with my bear.
And an axe.
But they hit it in my hand.
Throw it at the same thing.
Oh my god.
Run!
I'm gonna run.
He's trailing me, he's trailing me.
They're gonna turn around.
They're gonna turn around.
I got you. Get their attention
again. Oh, you got me. You're
okay. Don't thank you. Are you
okay over there? You'll be fine.
Foxy, are you okay over here?
Okay.
I won't leave you
Yeah, this is it for me, so I'm gonna go ahead and draw over here. I'll go get a gun and then I'll come back and help you guys
I think we should be okay. We just we gotta be faster than smarter than them. Yeah, I'm smarter than a stupid fox
I'm like five times smarter than a stupid fox
I
Know how I don't know if you know this peanuts don't have brains boxes are very intelligent
That's
You're a racist
There's someone here. Are you so serious? Oh my god
I'm getting vibes. I'm getting vibes. Don't shoot me.
He's really nice. Where are you?
I'm in the main building. I'm in the main building.
I'm going to come in and go all the way to the little gate.
Okay, he's outside though. He's outside. Hey, don't shoot. I'm naked. I'm naked.
I don't have a gun. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
I've got a gun. Don't shoot. I'm naked. Don't shoot.
How do you get this? How do you get?
Oh, that's not the one. This isn't the building, Peanut.
Be what?
Go to the next building.
Which is the building? Which one?
Unless you kept going.
Not the one we're buying. Not the big one here.
Oh, you're in research. You're in research.
You gotta keep moving past.
The what?
Yeah, the industrial. You're going for the industrial area.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, oh.
I'm gonna go loud.
It's just gonna be a terrible decision, but I'm gonna have to do it.
Oh, and my food is still frozen.
Oh, my goodness. My food is still frozen.
I can't believe this.
You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
Despite there's so much food here, there's so much food.
Oh, I'm excited. I mean I am dead.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm dead.
I'm down, I'm not dead.
There's a guy that just shot me.
There's a guy that just shot me.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I'm coming.
Oh my goodness.
We can try to reach with him.
Try to reach him.
Sir, sir, I don't have any guns.
Please don't shoot, please.
I'm not on the stand up field, please don't shoot.
Please don't shoot.
I'm not on, sir, please don't shoot.
I'm not on, I have no guns.
I have no threat to you.
I'm still alive, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Okay, okay, just try to get away.
No, no, I'm just relaxing, please don't shoot me.
After me?
Oh, I see him, he's in the barrack, I see him.
You're not in a barrack, right Pina?
No, he is, he is.
I'm actually very new to this game.
Wait, do you have a weapon on?
Oh, okay, okay, I see Pina.
I'm gonna try to kill him.
Oh my God, he's right next to me, he's right next to me.
He's right next to me.
He's on me!
He's on me.
I'm trying to grab a gun.
Are you dead?
Oh, I'm dead. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. See you guys. I'm dead. He's a fireman
Fuck it. I'm coming to you gimmick
That's definitely one of the people that we killed a hundred percent a hundred percent a hundred percent go go go
Why is my food so fucking frozen?
It's okay, Fina.
Think of it.
This guy shaves his butthole.
You're better than him.
I don't know if that translates, but I...
I see...
Based on what we just talked about, actually, son, it's really, really bad.
talking to you
I would imagine she wouldn't I think that was an oversight right there
streamer
I already out of there fuck back I'm already out of there I'm already out of
there
Oh
Are you alive gimmick? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if he's camping outside as soon as peanut starts approaching
I'm gonna bust outside and whatever happens happens. What was that guy saying?
You said he said fuck you you think this is my first time playing it. Why are you running back here?
I know why you're running back here. He was definitely
Fuck that guy, but luckily I got up for my slumber. Oh, so I'm in your place. I think I'm in your place
You be coming in this be coming in second floor second floor still open the door come on the second floor
Second floor second floor find the stairs
He was he was look the TV TV TV's
Okay, okay first things first food food food food food food food right here gonna open this camp
It's crouch crouch because there was a guy here he might be able to snipe you from the from outside
The food you got the food right eat those peaches eat those eat those peaches
just eat the whole can drain it okay there's so much I mean so much food oh I had multiple
oh we're safe bacon I think they refroze oh no no no no no no this one's good this one's
good it's a little cold but it's okay and I shouldn't be coming in any time any second now
I'm gonna get up I'm gonna get up yeah yeah yeah get there's good there's just it I mean
Everything everything everything you could you could want and hope and dream. There's also another open can of
Bacon I'm gonna put it in the most reliable with this right here. So I'm gonna get this pistol out of it first
Do what you gotta do
It's actually crazy that either one of you made it back here.
Oh my god, we were so close but we were getting fucked by wolves unfortunately.
1861 asked me mr. Horsecock you must listen to the tequila song to break that
which is no complaint now or that curse is gonna bite their ass
punching them and axe
there's no time there's no time
there's always four there's always four
there's no time
I'll maybe grab at least a crystal
and I'm almost a land ridge so I'm gonna be there in like 20 minutes
okay okay we can we can we can eat up
Get our health up.
Yeah, maybe I can even grab some food and...
I've got a gun and I'm ready to fight.
I'm gonna keep moving, but I've got a gun and I'm ready to fight.
There should be a plate carrier there that's not ruined.
There should be everything you need.
A backpack that's... oh, you got the backpack?
There's a backpack that's even better behind you that's not damaged.
Everything a boy could need.
Everything a boy could need.
Or a girl.
Or a girl.
Whether they've shaved their horn or not.
Anything, anything, anything, anything, anything anyone could need.
What?
I love, I love what I say to unhinged shit and you try to talk to me.
I knew, I knew when, I knew when Foxy got in the Discord that Foxy and Punet were going
to be a heinous, a heinous combination.
Absolutely.
A dirty combination.
Mmm.
Very dirty.
I said family, I set the stream to non-family friendly, usually a very family friendly
missing songs.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I said not tonight. Not tonight. Sorry, Lord. Not tonight. Not tonight.
Was my family friendly? I'll swoop up your dad, but like that's the same.
See? Ooh. Oh. Maybe you're married? Very unfamily friendly. Oh.
That is very family friendly. I don't know what you're saying.
Technically. There's some more food behind you. It's all thought out three cans of bacon.
I got so much food.
I'm focusing, I'm focusing, I'm focusing.
I hear Jinji already has peanuts mom, so I guess I'll have to go for peanut stand.
Right there, right he did.
That's what I'm being told with my psychic powers.
You can't his dad left for milk a long time ago.
Oh, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back.
Uh, I forgot to tell you guys, my name is Infoxy, it's actually Milk.
Oh, what? Oh, good heavens. Oh, good heavens, good heavens.
Stedon, is that like Norwegian?
I think there's no reason
I'm focusing so hard right now to get this
Okay, I'm gonna be I'm missing so hard right now. You know, I don't know what I'm gonna carry on in case we get in case we get jumped
Put this plate carrier on
I'm focusing up there's leather kit in the backpack here fix the plate carrier
Actually, you know what, peanut? Here, take this. Instead of your SKS, you should have
this. I've been through the rolls and pulls. You should have the M16.
They're both full take it. I'll take the SKS you take the M16 two mags it takes five five six
Grab both mags both mags it's burst fire though, so
When it when it don't don't just hold down the trigger you got a tap tap tap
Yeah. Can I set it to single-fire?
Uh, yeah, yeah. You can set it to single. A singular burst.
Singular burst. It's just not full auto, just so you don't get fucked right when you get into a fight.
Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
Can I put a star on this thing?
Yes, yes.
You can, but not the pistol one. Not the pistol one. We don't...
We don't got that one yet.
There's probably other 5.56 around here, but...
I'm packing. I've got four weapons fully loaded to go with magazines extra as well.
I'm packing. I'm packing. I'm packing. I'm packing.
I'm gonna go. I can kill this guy. I can kill this guy at a moment's notice.
I can kill this guy at a moment's notice.
Good, good, good, good, good.
I think the guy I was talking to moved on. I think he moved on
You're please that's can't scope any somewhere
SKS would you well? Oh?
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a good combo. Um, yeah, one of them had it. I'm almost positive.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right here. I'm literally standing on it. Let me grab it here.
I'm gonna take, I'm gonna drop the scope right here. Do you have an M-Log bag?
Yeah, yeah, I got, I got some of those. I got some of those.
right here right here's the here's the SKS scope here is a couple in lock mag
oh I'm packing I'm stacking and packing right now stacking and packing oh beautiful
there's there's a shitload of 9 millimeter in this down jacket right here
Also, do you have any 7-6-2 I can acquire?
I have 7-6-2 by 39. I have tons. I have tons of it.
Shit mode.
Just a little drip drop.
Who's your ton? Who's your ton?
Who's your drip drop?
I don't have the M16 anymore.
I need a... I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go SKS.
You go much? You go much?
I'm gonna give you 19 shots right here.
That'll do. That'll do.
that was nine by thirty nine but I appreciate he was no no no no no you're
I was wrong what are you saying I was wrong I cannot wait to show you my POV
of you dying peanut it was I already said you did I watched I watched I don't
remember what you said or something like that's real or that's a real grenade
oh like yep it is good work sure and it and it was good observation again thank
you thank you thank you thank you you're learning so quickly thank you thank you
thank you thank you can see this down jacket right here there's she load a
nine mil for your Glock oh did mr cheese actually indeed have more grenades
because I I know balls and with the nade thing and he said he had tons of them
I think it was bluffing I think it was bluffing I knew it I heard it in no way you have he used all the four on his best
Yeah, yeah, that was that was he just had four on his best
The one that I got hit with when peanut took most of it. I went down to yellow, so
Hey, no worries. No worries. No worries. No worries
in this down jacket right here
this green down jacket which you should also just put on your body
wait I gotta take that stuff like you said
oh take that stuff no no no no
I'm not gonna touch I'm not I'm good I'm good I'm Gucci
I'm Gucci I was playing with fetus last night and he said that
saying I'm Gucci is on the ground
He said that saying I'm Gucci is on behavior. That is a bit of on behavior
I feel like it's timeless. What do you got it being timeless? I'm down to make it timeless
I'm down to make it timeless
So I see it a lot and I'm very I'm young and spry. I'm barely even hit my slipstream. I
I genuinely could take on a fucking army right now.
I'm not even joking.
I have five guns all packed in the brim with magazines, extra magazines for all of them,
and extra ammo for all of them.
There are three cans of bacon right here.
Three cans of bacon.
I'm going to open all of them.
Oh my goodness.
You can take on the world! You can take on the world!
You see all these things?
Just shout down until your stomach's full and then wait a little bit.
Wait, hold on. Something's not right here.
What happened to the guy? Did he just scroll up?
Something's not right here. Wait, hold on. Wait. How do I fix this?
Scroll up, peanut. Scroll up.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, very nice. Oh, very nice.
Oh, very nice.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Oh, oh, oh.
The squirrel will have greater fortune.
Oh.
Oh.
Very good.
Oh, dude, we are both absolutely chused out of our minds.
Chused out of our minds.
Oh my goodness.
I'm going to start repairing all myself.
Okay.
Also, um...
We're getting the...
We're getting there. You're getting there.
I'm going to put them away from the pile so you can see them.
You should replace your pants with those for sure, for sure.
Hey.
Right here, right here. I put them off to the side.
That's it. What am I looking for again?
Yeah, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Replace those clown pants.
Oh, an excellent idea.
Oh my god. Well, how's it looking? How's it looking, Foxy? What's the situation?
I'm crossing Landbridge right now. Okay, okay, that's good. That's good.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. Not too shabby. Not too shabby.
Not too shabby. I figured I could have killed myself, but I figured I just run instead.
damn. I won't do that unless you have to.
That's an excellent point. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
where did that thing go? What thing?
The sailing bag. I'm gonna use it. Silly bag?
Wait, wait, no, wait, I need a thing with this, don't I?
What? The sailing bag? I can't just use it? Oh, sailing bag.
Oh, sailing bag. Yeah, IV Star kit. IV Star kit.
I thought he said a silly I thought he said a silly bag
There's still more food here too you can warm it you can get it out of frozen by throwing it in the pot here
There any water or should I stop?
Yeah, no, there's what we got water here. All right, I'll just keep going them
I mean if you if you can push your way here, you'll be fine. We got food. We got water
Yeah, I'm almost across land bridge right now.
I am on the way.
There's still plenty of loot.
Plenty of loot.
There's, I mean.
Well, I got lots of food.
Infinite shotgun ammo, shotgun.
I think there's still another, uh...
I need to figure out something.
I need to heat up some food.
Oh, okay.
So, see this stove right here?
So if you look at it, and you scroll up and down you can switch it on or take it
You want to switch it on how I turn it on I see right here. Gaston. Just hit F. Just hit F
No, no look at it on the ground actually just look at it
Oh, and now throw
There's some stuff
It's oh
It's this one. It's just what I have in the wrong one. Oh
Oh
Put your food there as well. Put your food the right one as well
Okay, yeah, I'll switch this one on. No, no, no. I just switched the food over here. There we go. It's done. It's done
That one doesn't have any watered it. I don't know if that's gonna damage the uh
We're cooking boy we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
it in there for a second it warms it up
right
i'm going to go
at a moment's notice when this storm happens
i'm ready to see
that all i i think this game
do we have filters
yes we have filters
yeah we got gas we got we got plenty
plenty
we have to i'm going to search somebody climb a ladder i just heard something
oh my goodness
oh my goodness
Lock in.
I...
Lock in.
Don't think you're crazy. They're just, they're being sneaky.
You're a perversive leadlight.
Excellent idea. Excellent idea.
Could be outside on the scaffolding there, or they could be inside.
I mean, it might have been the pot, but yeah, let's assume it's a person. Just, just be safe.
I just wanna...
Shh!
You don't have a helmet, by the way.
I don't know if there's anyone that didn't get destroyed, because I'm not seeing any
here.
There might be some still outside, to be honest.
Stay behind me, stay behind me.
Stay back, stay back.
I got you.
Stay behind me.
Stay behind me.
Stay back, stay back.
I got you.
Stay behind me.
Okay, some loot here, I've got a proceed one right here, boom proceed, okay, perfect,
we're gonna go.
I think we're gonna have a blizzard here soon, so maybe these guys will be forced to come
in.
Maybe we may meet this, true true true.
I have a storm soon.
Oh, that would be perfect timing, perfect timing, will you get in the orb?
Gloves?
10 minutes out, maybe 15.
I'm on the dragon sword.
I'm on the dragon sword.
I am about to cross that industrial where we had that epic battle
with Habibi the other night.
Where are you at?
I went back to the dragon sword.
I've got a yellow band on again.
Yellow band on again.
Yeah, I'm on the loop.
I'm keeping it warm, I'm keeping the loot warm like a smog.
I put a little hand to the goop.
Your little goop hand.
What is my smoke grenade?
There's no way these guys just fucked off.
Get out of here!
I see dead zombies outside. How long is that zombies last?
hmm a guy did swing by here like right before you got here I assume it was him
but just just just just maybe safe just assume someone's here I'm gonna go I'm
gonna stay in the main building I'm gonna stay in the main building I'm gonna
go all the way up oh my god there's a hunter's backpack for
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir
Susan storming
Beat the game you give me something you scared me you scared me so
I surrender all right, okay. All right. I win the battle one now
And what's yours downstairs me says over that says
And add the backpack to the dragon's whore.
Whoa.
Okay, Foxy should be here in like less than five minutes.
Ten.
Are you a bit of beads?
Less than ten minutes.
Are you a bit of beads?
Fifteen.
Where's the button?
Are we at the button?
We're right next to it.
The button's where you got downed.
Yep.
So there's a whole underground area right there.
That's like the tip.
There's a massive underground area. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it
This is it. We're gonna do it. This is for reals these boys
So what at the gas things outside you shut with the gas things inside are you certain?
I
Are all your guns in good shape and everything oh, I'm perfect. I have two gunner pickets as well just in case
I'm gonna search the purposes. Let me know if you leave the main building okay, okay? I'll stay I'll stay here
I'm gonna clear this out. It is a blizzard out there. Keep an eye on your tent
We can easily make a fire and you can even just stand around the the pot up there with the burners
We got it's very that we're in a good good place here
What is what does TPC filibund do?
It's how you build the space suit that you had the Iron Man suit
Yeah, we have one in there and one out here. So we've got these are no color. Did you find red blue and oh
There's blue and orange too. I found
What I had a red one on me. I looted the blue one and an orange one immediately spawned in the same location
Okay, and I have a red one on my body if you if you have all this stuff we have everything for this suit except a card
Do not the card
Realistic realistically are we going to go out onto the ice to the oil red?
to print it
We are our club. No, we're going right to the orange and it would right
As you gotta feel it I think you go to go to a three
The order is the end of the game. As far as I am collected, this is the end of the game.
Looking as if we are safe, I've checked most of the area.
I am passing Uranium.
Okay, you're close, you're close.
to go off the mountain and down the mountain.
Very low. Your bodies are still here. It's nice to travel during a blizzard,
don't just stop me. That's a very positive mental attitude.
I'm invincible.
Are you going to be like limping in by the time you're here or are you good?
I'm full, I'm full help right now. Guys this this gentleman that was shooting at
I should kill Foxy last time, I'm here to meet us at the orb.
Huh?
I bet you you will.
He's gonna meet us?
I bet you you will.
Probably.
Did he have a mask and all that?
I don't know.
Oh, he was definitely prepping for it.
Okay.
By based on his loot.
I mean, he had an M16, a Mosin, and he had a gas mask with filters.
Damn.
Okay.
Well, I mean he might have yeah either way it seemed like he definitely wasn't going for space. He had no filming
All right, I'm past Uranus
Looks like the car powder is clear boys. I've seen most of it
Right, we're gonna go we're gonna go have any clear I'm gonna go back in
Oh
Yeah, let me get that key. Good thinking boys
Keeping it warm roosting like a chicken off that past
I caught up with speed.
Ah, the dragon's layin'.
The layer, yes.
The lay of dragons.
Look how I lay on it, it's so comfortable.
Look at all this wood!
Oh, give me money's worth!
Can you can you picture now the people in the north struggling to survive?
Freezing in the lizard?
I can't make that mine, these words.
Rolling around.
Teen picture.
Rolling around.
Whoa, what's happening guys?
It's just a little celebration.
It's OK, we're doing a little celebration.
Celebratory activities.
A bit of celebratory gossips.
Celebration, it is celebration time now.
Come on.
Every celebration has a little bit of danger.
That's right.
That's right.
All right, I'm trekking up to Jesus.
We're here. We're here. We're waiting.
Everything is in order.
Everything is perfect.
Everything is perfect.
Everything is perfect.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, do you need brass knuckles?
I could use some brass
knuckles, yes.
I just realized I have two.
I just realized I have two.
I lost them a little bit.
Just dropped him in the middle of the middle of the middle of the pile
I have genuinely five guns stacked to the fucking teeth. No one is killing me. No one is killing me
I'm gonna be told you have filament in your inventory. I do get rid of that
Okay, I'm giving her that that's for the space suit
SK
With a scope with five stacks of ammo
M16, three mags built to the brem, M-Lock, two magazines, three stacks of ammo, CR-75,
magazine, one stack of ammo, IJ-70, silencer, three magazines, two stacks of ammo, oh.
I can take on a whole nation with this.
I'm nation.
I'm nation.
The late pouches and truck.
Repeat.
Don't stay right there.
I'll be right back.
I've been alerted.
Mm-hmm.
Good.
Good.
OK.
Get the truck.
What truck?
I'm coming around the map.
What truck?
It's about double his body.
What track?
Is it right?
Over yonder?
Over yonder?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
excellent I gentlemen great I
oh
did not eat the food it's too hot it's very hot you took my canteen you know I
dropped it on the ground it's gotta cool you son of a bitch you're taking my
I can't team can't teams too hot you are a thief
No, you were a thief
We have chlorine tabs no
Yes, yeah, I'm gonna grab some snow. I'm almost there. I
like to test your restitude
I would expect you'll have multiple pots with water
I
Was there three bullets for that crazy sniper gun if we find one. Yeah
Cheese at the crazy gun or the bar boy. Yeah, the bullets. You're the bullets
Who's planning things?
Shit, it's incredibly boring. You know a game is genuinely boring,
when even Coconut Bee won't plan.
First off, I already know that's true. Secondly, Coconut Bee is on a family vacation.
He's not playing much of anything, chief.
um
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
it- it- it- it's- are you stupid casually?
are you going professional soon?
things good
nice work
protecting
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mischievous
this is one of a boring game
this is- this is a stupid fucking point
I will I will not this is more of a chillax and not do stuff for a long time game
I just was putting out the fact that that was the dumbest fucking shit. I've ever heard my dad
Yeah, I think he's constantly stupid
Like boys for everyone it takes a lot of work
6 billion light? Alright. How long until this stupid storm happens, boys? I'm ready
to get into the oar. It feels like it's close. It's gotta be close. It's not a bee. It's
not a bee. Can't you tell with your nipples, gimmick? Yeah, they're a little perky. They're
They're even cutting into my t-shirt at the mall.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, be careful.
Oh, stay back.
Oh, you might cut through me.
I'm sorry, you're right.
They're like diamonds.
Diamonds?
Oh.
There's some bit of...
Take your shirt off.
Take your shirt off.
Oh, you're right.
Don't you get a massive erection too when it's close?
Oh, I'm like goodness.
I do happen to have a massive erection, but just by the stands.
I think this is a long one. I also have bullets for that too. End speed is the long one.
I would... no, no, no, no. There's no scenario where you have the long one. There's no scenario
where that's the right move. You got a scope, you got a scope, you got a scope, you got a scope,
and uh... and a nip sixteen
revolving is the same ammo
no longhorn is 308 revolvers 357
oh
good but with the scope that's ks
uh... it's semi auto
did we have a deagle somewhere
i think we had a golden deagle at some point
oh my god i have a bear on me peanut can you come over here so you can fuck you
instead of me
wait hold on i just swapped something out i don't know what it was
Oh my god, what did I just swap out?
Uh...
Oh...
Oh?
You're gonna have to ask Chad on that one.
I think it was my pistol.
Wait, where did my pistol go?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, thank goodness.
Gracious.
Thinkin' what's he goin' to.
I'm gonna take this revolver as well.
Fuck it, I got him before it.
I do not want to.
I've got six guns.
I've got six guns.
Revolver's a nice little pistol.
No, I've got six guns.
What's the recoil on this?
It's a lot, but it's a slow shooter,
so it doesn't really, it's actually fine.
It's good, it's good.
You look at just how many guns we got, boys.
You know.
With that one, it is a slow rate of fire,
so you wanna go for the head tappers.
Head tapper with 357 will do the trick.
I've got four pistols on me.
Look at this.
Boom, we're barbed.
Boom, this one.
This one this one
Do you need the assistance
Pots up here
But it'll keep you from dying
She's coming in the back
Coming in the back door.
What happened?
Oh, I assumed.
I assumed.
I got, like, 30 seconds before I'm in, but I'm close.
Just prepare.
We're on the bottom floor.
We're scoping out the blizzard.
The blizzard is quite magnanimous.
I don't know.
I'm scoping out the airing.
I'm on the roof right now, looking out.
Oh, nice.
Killing zombies.
I'm killing zombies for you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
We are only shooting zombies.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm here.
I'm here. I'm coming up to the wall right now.
I'm here.
Where? Oh, are they at the side?
I'm here. I'm wiggling.
I'm coming in the back door.
Don't panic.
Where'd you go?
I'm here.
Where?
Inside.
Where?
There she is. There she is.
Possibly in the secret room.
Oh!
The Dragon's Linger!
Oh!
The Dragon's Linger!
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Take your pick, take your pick.
I don't know if there's any more playcarriers, but there's a Preston.
There's a playcarrier outside, right there.
Okay, as damn, it's ruined.
Oh!
I need that electrical thing right there!
What?
Oh, no, no, I don't.
But there's an electrical repair kit right there.
Oh, that can repair scopes, sights, radios, various other items.
I'm a little fat. I'm a little chunky.
I'm a little chunky
Fantastic fantastic, all right. I'm good to go never mind. I'm good to go. I'm good to go
Gucci belt as well. Oh
Oh good heavens, oh
I actually needed that I'll put one of my mini mini mini mini
mini mini pistols in it. Oh
Oh great heavens a great find I
Saw plenty of space as well
No stamina. I do have no stamina. That is great. I have no stamina. Is there any way you can take your weight?
I don't think there's like a number but probably has to do with the 17 guns you I have
I'm genuinely stacked in the teeth I'm genuinely stacked in the fucking
There should be a shitload of shotgun ammo some
He's the most satisfying kill ratio tell that the summit listen to join a Lucas incognito
It is motion. It wants the movie 13th. We're on your off time. I'm good with everyone made the foot with you
So it's on you
No, no, no, no, no
Hey, what?
As we just buttoned that we need to find this button in once all right, all right
Are you good to go you got ammo?
What's the life situation? I have a bk team with no ammo and a double girl shotgun wait
Definitely
Even though I don't have a shotgun there's there's food in here to
scarf this food down scarf this food down
You can if you pop the here. I'll even pop this. It is my socket ammo. No one can take it from me. What am I doing?
You're going to
Grab the bacon in there. I'm just gonna make sure it's not cold
There's also a gas mask in this hunter backpack behind me
Here is 20 seconds shots, I suppose. Here you are, there you are.
Thank you, dude.
Would you like one of my mini pistols?
Um, I'm okay on the pistols. I got a shotgun. That's all I need.
Good. It was a courtesy ask. I wasn't going to give it to you anyhow.
Okay.
Fuck are you.
Fuck you.
Refros.
Oh.
Okay, that one can of bacon is ready to go on the ground.
Thank you, thank you.
Pop that puppy down the other one will be ready
I'm gonna think a sip of water did you guys mind go ahead
There's a plate outside, but it's
Guys I have the most powerful gentleman of his
Hi, is there with these pins?
Oh my gosh, there's crystals, a Kimbo.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you can see my inventory right now.
I have an arsenal at my disposal.
I have a genuine arsenal at my disposal.
Do we have any head torches or some experience?
We are packing boys.
Peanut is sort of like the, how do you say this, like the archive?
He's got all the ammo.
I do have all the ammo, even the ammo I don't need.
What do you need? What do you need?
762 by 39. It's a green
I could maybe give you 80.
That is all I could spare of that.
That is all I could spare of that ammo.
I only have 62 left,
So 82 left, so I can get on a single whistle more.
That must keep a minimum 80 on me at all times.
That's right.
Yes? Yes?
Did you need this food? This food?
I'll take a little bit.
I will be taking that food.
No, that one's frozen. That one's frozen.
Right here, frozen food.
Right here, right here.
Oh, okay.
We just give you AP ammo
That trace arounds
They're they're the same just one has a little glittering trail behind it. Oh
He that is so greedy I love when he dies
eyes.
You guys ever, you guys said you were talking to somebody earlier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Shawn or something.
Hey, he came and went.
We, I, I bartered with him.
That's another sip of tequila, gentlemen.
These boys, we are about to beat this entire game right here, right now, with this next
one.
Oh, do we have any extra filters?
I have a gas mask, no filter.
I also think I may hear a storm.
You know what?
I feel a little bad for you, Foxy.
I will give you a little more 7.6 by 39.
I dropped you a previous two more pre-made two more right now
I think there's filters on you've lost your chance those too long I'm keeping
the two more but there's a filter here there's a filter here late too late now
my filter my two bullets excellent right there
Oh, arm band.
Egg, the underline work.
Oh, there's a storm. We gotta go. Where's the arm band?
All right, you know what? I feel bad yet again.
I will give you your two bullets back. Do you want?
Right on the first floor. There it is.
Oh, you took too long. Now it is mine.
Oh, darn it.
You took far too long.
There you go. Here's two bullets right there.
Right there. Go ahead. Take them right there.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Right there, fuck, jeez, right there, two bullets for you, right there, oh, you took too long, they're mine now.
You motherfucker, they're mine now, they're mine now, you took too long.
Fine, I will give you the two bullets, there they are, right there.
Oh, fuck.
Do you have any armband? I feel, I would feel way more comfortable if I had an armband.
I think there's one on the bottom, hold on, hold on.
Hey, are you just one on double of his body over here?
We sure there's one over there?
over there I don't know I'm sure not sure yeah there is no right here thanks fuck okay
we gotta go hit the button are you ready to hit the button thank you thank you oh shit okay
where's the button dad this way this way this way follow me boys follow me boys I do not have
a life what about that world again that was here the other village oh my god I didn't see one
there had to be a wait what wait wait wait wait what are you looking for what are you looking for
Head torch. I have one of those. I'm cheating anyways with the video filters. You can have it
You're not gonna be able to win that oh
Yes, yes, you will you're so wrong about that. Okay. Okay. I'll take it
You convinced me. Fuck you. It doesn't matter though. That's for doubting me
I'm going to battery the trash for doubting
We'll see we'll see how you feel in a minute and I'll get it back if it's over
You know what you heard even more bullets yeah, you can have seven more socket bullets where you at
I'm right behind you you go. There's seven more. Oh too long. Thank you late. Oh you mother too late
You convinced me here's your seven seconds. Oh too late. It's too long
Yeah, you can ask seven more there you are all right. Yeah, right here seven seven right there
You have to pick it up off his body
I got an SKS with a scope M16 M lock see on 75
I have a 75 round drum bag on me for the M16.
It is?
Holy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, holy shit.
Is it full?
We can get out of my cooking pot real quick.
Let's go into one of the barracks.
Well, you can have the seven bullets.
I repeat.
Let's not let this run into it.
You lost the seven bullets.
Fuck you.
Yeah, mine now.
It doesn't even exist.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Got him.
Are we going straight to the, uh, OK, we're going to the bottom.
Yeah, let's go straight in.
We've got to go straight in.
Where's the bottom?
We don't have time to fuck around.
Follow us, follow us.
in here. If you're in here, please do your job and hit the button. I beg of you. If you're in here,
we're gonna come get you. It's here. This guy is 100% so he has no way else to go. Is this
the spot you said where I wouldn't need a light? Yes. You were right. You were 100% right. I'll
I'll follow you gimmick unless you want it you were one thousand percent right wait actually here
Well, I can see just as long as you guys all face forward. I can see
Literally an AK oh my god. Oh you how my goodness. I could not explain you how right you are
I cannot explain you how active you were with your assessment of how a lot how talking to be down here
I knew I would be I said I'd give it right back
Oh
Shit
Yeah, you can attach to your backpack. Oh
Pop it. You got to put it in your hands. Give it a little crack crack
Here we are and then we're not yet. We are not missing this storm. You put that shit on your bag
We need to go down one
I need a screwdriver by Jens.
Nope.
What?
Well, maybe.
Why would we need a screwdriver?
Let's go backdoor.
Always take the backdoor.
Guys, where is this button now?
We're going to miss it.
It's down here.
We're going to miss it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, no, we're not going to miss it.
Hold on now.
For the future reference, hot loot here.
Utility back.
Hold on.
Where do I put this?
You can't.
You can't.
You don't have the right best.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Where's the button? Which one?
Hit that shit.
This one right here?
Starting Flush ReactTab!
Flush ReactTab!
That's it, Stoneman!
Whoa!
We're going to run fast!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
You hit the button!
Oh yeah!
Let's fucking get out of here!
Fuck this, we go up, go up the stairs.
Did you lose me?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I got one too, okay.
Right, take a right no no, we're here
Wait, wait, what you just activated did we not see the same?
WOOOOOOAH
Flocks reactor
Mm-hmm
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Now guys, I may remind you, I'm kind of a fat bitch, alright?
Oh, who's that who's that?!
Oh my gosh, we're walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking!
They're gonna be there
They're gonna- They're gonna be there
They're gonna- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Fuck them. Fuck them.
We're not, we're gonna have trouble
They're gonna- They're gonna-
They're gonna- Oh my God, look at the top of that mountain, top of the mountain!
That's where we're going
We're gonna fuck no, we're not we're going this way we're gonna fuck
We've all got really great great stand
get inside and then when they jump in, we fuck them.
Another thing in there, well, I, we have, they're fine.
Go, go, go!
Canik, I usually shut my light off in there, just listen.
If anybody's around me.
Yeah, how do I do this light on L?
Okay.
Just tap L, and then tap L to shut it back off.
So they're in the orb right now?
No, no, they're at Waldo's dick right now.
They're there, just squatting on Waldo right now,
and so we're just gonna go.
They're bouncing on Waldo
Once they're done bouncing on Waldo will finish them off
You would not fail here too, but we will not fail here
Our story does not end here boys. They will sing songs of us.
Oh my god. Yes. This is merely the beginning.
Eight, nine, ten more hours.
Yes.
Fuck it.
Let me know what I'm supposed to put my gas mask on, okay?
I'll let you know, mm-hmm
Did you say your chunky peanut I'm talking very chunky yes
What's better than swapping magic to fight I would never have to be alone
How much is on your little bar?
Literally 25%
There take this take this pen here this yellow pen
Okay, when when I tell you you're gonna pop that pen
Yeah, wait till we get to the org. It just gives you unlimited stamina for a minute. Okay. Got it. Got it
But if they're just it'll be okay as long as you pop that
You can basically fall into the balls when they're big enough. I drop you can give it. Can you open it really quick?
I'm dropping. I'm dropping. Don't worry about it. Just keep going forward.
What are you dropping? Drop that honey. Is that a first thing or hunger?
Wait, did you get you have the headlamp now, Pina? You can drop that close dig if you want.
if we get into the uh if we get into the orb
and then we have other people we're going to go
oh my god
keep running straight keep running towards that really loud boom
we're almost there
I think you're a little ahead of us, Foxy.
Just keep running straight. Keep running towards it.
I'll wait when I get through the trees also.
Uh...
I can't turn the hold off in white screen.
Wait, I hear you, I hear you. Oh, shit.
We might not make it.
Are you serious?
Uh, there's a whispers. I think we got a couple more minutes.
We might make it. It's gonna be very close.
It's gonna be do or die, gentlemen.
I think we're good. I think we're good. We should be fine. We should be fine. We should be okay.
You're good. You're good. You're good. Seven minutes. Seven minutes. We're good. We're good. We just really can't get held up right.
We just gotta keep moving. Just make sure that we jump in. You have to have stamina. You're gonna pop that FB pin right before we jump.
Put the gas pressure before we jump as well, right?
Mm-hmm. I'll tell you when I'm putting mine on and you can slap yours on.
You're very, very careful.
We got zombies.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Okay.
That's why I carry 20 guns, you fuckers.
Excellent. Excellent.
Fuck you guys.
That's why you're slow as fuck.
come on come on we gotta run we gotta keep going just keep that button on that
that run button do not let up
we're almost there we're almost there it's right ahead I see it see the gas I
Get to the gas. You can see it. I
think we're gonna be okay
Have a fucking time come on boys. We're almost there
We can do a button press and or jump in one motion. That's sick and a sue all in one day. Oh my god
Where'd she go where'd she go I'm here I'm here right ahead of you good good good towards the wolves noise
Okay
About the sounds you don't worry do we
Hey, put on your mask put on your mask right here in the mask. Okay, just slide it just slide it to your mask
To tell me I've won. It's what I'm playing for this. I'm three at three
Hey, you know, you're gonna
If you have that epi handy don't do it yet, but this is my age son. Let me do it. Okay. Okay. Is it a tap or a horn?
It's a you're just gonna left click once it's in your hand you tap it to open it to get it out and then left click I
See the orb I see the orb. All right, I say I
I would say tap it now
Tap it now hit it now pop the pen these wolves are gonna fuck off. It's it. It's it. Let's go. Let's go
Gotta get full stamina because I don't have
Get a full white bar, and then you're gonna jump at the end of this
Just jump in just jump in the ball
with a beam
We guys had you all smoke the same location
with a beam I got a big
Cylinder there's other people here. There's other people here
100% turn your lights out. Yeah, just sit in silence. We're not near each other
So if anybody rolls up just fucking blast them
On it! On it!
I'm by the...
There's a light on me! There's a light on me right here! In front of me!
Shoot him! I don't have a light on! I do not have a light on!
Nobody has a light on! Nobody has a light on!
I'm shooting at him! I'm shooting at him!
I'm literally by the generator.
I'm by the...
I'm in the... I'm in the...
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
I'm down. I'm down. I'm not dead. I'm down. I'm also I'm dead, but oh fuck
I'm rushing I
Hear somebody talking to oh
Another person just jumped in are you live peanut? No, I'm dead. Oh
Oh
Oh, I'm dead, too.
Mother fuckers, man.
Oh.
I'm going to wait.
I'm going to wait for him.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude, Trangess won $27 million.
That's good for him.
I'm sorry.
That's crazy.
That's a crazy side note.
I was just watching his stream.
That's fucking insane.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh, GG.
Oh, I cannot believe that.
I cannot believe that this game is us.
Well, gonna have to do it all again.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Dude, what the fuck is this bullshit?
They got there first, see some people,
wait for other people to hit the button,
and they just still in practice.
So we got in there.
They all had lights, though?
Did you see a lot of lights?
Yeah, they did, yeah.
OK, OK.
So then maybe I'll just get them when they go
over the light.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Oh, another person jumped in.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I could not believe that.
I think there's four or five people in here with me.
Oh.
We're gonna need you to kill them all.
Oh.
I'm glad you gave me that extra ammo in case I need it.
Oh my goodness, that was horrible.
Oh.
We got, I don't even know.
Oh, I was sitting there waiting still the problem was I saw the light and I thought he was gonna come from the right side
Cuz that's where I thought the light was coming from and he came from the left side
Totally threw me for a loop
Yeah, I
Curse all the light was coming from the right side
There's a small chance that you might have shot me, but no, I didn't shoot anyone. I didn't shoot anyone
Well, I saw the I saw the buggy ladies moving real fast. So I looked over maybe they were telling me the direction
They didn't know the direction either and I look back. Oh, and then he came from the left as soon as soon as I look back
Boom, there he is. Boom. Oh, I should have just I should have just stayed still. I should have just sat there
I I think I got him a couple times, but I'm not gonna kill him. I think I got one or two hits on him as well
But when anybody joins through the orb, they got play carriers and shit. I think I tagged them a little bit
Well, you can say, you can say, let it not be said that you did not make it through the
orb.
That's right.
You made it to the orb, you had a space suit, you killed a space suit.
That's right, that's right, I, oh, wait, hold on, I don't think Foxy is doing that good.
What?
I'm just waiting for them to roll up.
I'm fine.
She's pitch black. Oh, I thought she went down. I'm in the dark. I'm in the dark waiting for their lights so I can shoot a little thirsty
Little thirsty. There's a few. I got I got foxy pulled up here, too
There's there's like five people in here alive so
So just not against them. Oh seeds of deception
So pretend you're talking to your team and say you're gonna kill
I'm going to fuck every single person's ass in this building.
I'm going to fuck every single person's ass in this building.
Basically, biologically confusing but spiritually exciting.
But spiritually exciting.
Oh.
Infusion is my middle name.
Infusion is my middle name.
Oh.
That was an experience.
Is it a girl?
That was an experience.
Oh, let me tell you, boys, you're in some type of forming chasm.
Oh
I believe
Oh my god, oh my god, the hot dogs many of them
There might be somebody with MVG's, I might be toast.
I'm getting word that we killed each other.
I'm most kidding.
I'm most kidding.
I think we just traded.
I think we traded.
Oh my god, good work.
He's in work.
Hold on for a minute and a second.
Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick, were you running around or were you sitting still?
I was creeping and crawling.
I was creeping and crawling.
was moving by the generator, there was a flashlight.
I think the flashlight might have been above us.
Oh, oh no.
Somebody started shooting, so I started shooting.
We might have just traded on each other.
No, there's no way.
There's no way.
We just killed each other.
There's no, there's no fucking way.
We just killed each other.
No, no, that is impossible.
That is impossible.
There's no way that could happen.
We only downed each other.
Somebody clearly came by and finished us off, you know.
Oh, they finished you off?
I felt it.
Let me see your B.O.V.
Let Bona.
Okay, I'm getting word that we did not kill each other.
Okay, all right.
We both died to a man in a space suit.
Do you think you killed us?
So the guy I got killed by was not a space suit.
I was not a space suit.
I blasted him, but I made him.
Give it traded and foxy came and shot our dead bodies
That's true
Told you I'll ban him from my chat forever
So this space who has MVGs I'm absolutely fucked
I think we were very near each other and we both got killed by a third guy and everybody thinks we kill each other
Because we were really close to each other, but I'm thinking that we got killed by a different guy. Oh
Oh fucking my ass. Oh my god. Oh my god. They see me. They see me. They see me. It's a they got everything. Oh
No
If they got any geez go light on it'll blind them
Not fast enough
Blanked under my ass. Oh, are you not? Oh, you're not that right now
He misses first shot and I started running and then he got I
Called a draw though. I'm gonna draw
me a tie. Oh, he put my
fucking leg on it. No winners. No losers.
He got off the ladder before I could wake up. No winners.
No. Yeah, no winners. No losers.
That's his draw. An equal tie.
One where both parties suffered and achieved equally.
Exactly. At the end of the day, we're still very rich and wealthy.
That's right
That's a great seven and a half hours guys shit
Where we died
Instantaneously as we entered the org
That was my favorite part.
That's also my favorite part.
It was simply...
But let it be known, we did get through the orb.
And who pushed the button to allow all those individuals in there to let them in?
You know who let them in?
We did.
We let them in.
We let them in.
You opened the gates to let our asses get fucked, you know?
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna ask us to make,
to have these developers make a new mod
that if someone hits the button on the orb,
it is not officially open until the guy
who hit the button jumps in.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then if the guy who pushes the button dies on the way,
then nobody gets it.
Nobody gets it, nobody gets it.
Nobody gets it.
Mm-hmm, holy shit.
Oh yeah.
Or it just opens up for everyone if you die.
Wow.
That would also work.
That would also work.
That would be actually, honestly,
if you extend the storm just a little bit,
if you extend the storm just a wee bit.
Just a wee bit.
And you added like an eight minute timer.
I think it's like eight minutes.
Eight minutes on top of it?
Oh.
No, no, no.
Once you hit the button,
The orb can't be traversed for like eight minutes.
Maybe it closes the red.
Oh, that would be a good idea.
Like a throbbing orb.
Oh.
Or like a dick.
Can you imagine this?
Well, that's also a metaphor.
Hold up, what if next time when we hit the button,
instead of running directly to the orb,
we pull out our highest caliber weapon,
hit f11 and shoot ourselves.
See him at the second.
See him at the second.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
Minus the ass fucking.
Mm-hmm.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Interesting.
I'm picking up what you're putting out.
I get it.
Perhaps.
All right.
That is a stretch.
Maybe for change.
20 lives sent.
Hi, Peanut.
This is Clay, the guy that I had to use my hands to.
Big bummer.
Big bummer that I had MVPs.
I was hoping.
I was hoping of course, of course,
I just asked him in the face.
And that was actually someone else though.
We all got shredded.
You have me confused with someone else.
This is for sure.
I would tell you that was someone else.
You're like, look at this buggy.
Someone else don't you get to the ground?
I'm an idiot.
It is my standard.
Oh, God.
Idiot.
Damn it, man.
Too many suits around here.
What do you guys think about getting off
and buying a little?
And what?
Well, that's happening.
They're trying just a bit.
Either way, that's happening either way.
I do that anyway.
Hold on, there's a guy right here.
Hold up, wait a second.
I've got unfinished business.
Fuck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Wait, it's fine, yeah, it's fine.
You can do it. Go. Get it over with.
Well now that we're out of this situation, I'm getting word that it was a four man or space suit.
Yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's me. Go ahead.
You're killing me.
Get out of this. Yeah, just do it.
Just do it.
Oh my god.
I need this gimmick. I want you to know this isn't personal.
I want you to know this isn't personal.
It kills a kill. It kills a kill.
Wait, so did you or did you not kill each other in there?
No, we did not. So I don't think so. I don't think so. I take your heat pack pussy. Oh
Good shit on
Do you feel better now? I yes. Yes, I do. I feel much better. I feel much better. Good good
Wow, holy shit. Oh, it's time for nap time. It's time. I agree
Double run back was a lot. It's not bad. It's not as I got to the or
We had such a great day the suit
There's a lot of accomplishments
You know got there the railgun and the space
From space very rare
Right that's right
They're looting you right now LOL will tell them that they can
slob upon my knob. I shit on the ground and then I lathered my hands in it and
I put all my loot. I actually pissed in a barrel added limes and
sriracha sauce and dip the tip of each gun into that barrel.
Oh my god, they have no idea.
They have no idea the spools.
What a nice touch.
I actually reached into my butthole with a finger, pulled out one dingleberry, and put
it down each barrel of the gun.
They will not even fight.
Oh my god.
Oh, Derek, the money's worth.
Fina Mognay, they have no idea.
They have no idea. They have no idea.
He let them kill us.
He let them kill us so they would get out of the poop and his guns.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Incredible.
Incredible good play with you gentlemen. I'm going to go to bed now
Me too
Have a great night. Bye. You too. Farewell
I'm good enough
Good enough
I'm good enough
Good enough
I hope you boys have a split-different night full of whimsical and magical dreams.
I did drop my glow stick by the way. I did for those of you that thought it was light in there.
because of the glow stick don't worry guys I dropped the light stick it was
light in there because of that whoosh whooshy whooshy whooshy whooshy the
whoosh and the whoosh next to us was causing all the light let me tell you
boys I would have loved to explore the orb just to tad more but beggars cannot
be choosers love from Iraq ah
Ah, yes!
Welcome, sir!
Welcome!
We're doing it the virtual way, actually.
We're doing it virtually.
Good night, gentlemen! Good night, boys! Have a good one!
Good night, gang! Have a good one, boys!
Have a good night now!
Good night, everyone! Have a good night!
good night gang have a good night everybody have a good night good night
gang have a good night where's the plan tomorrow I have no idea no idea genuinely
no idea we're gonna wing it so fucking hard genuinely so I would honestly what
should we what should we do tomorrow place should we daisy it up should we
should we Apex Legends it up?
Should we Arc Raiders it up?
Should we CS2 it up?
Should we Raft it up?
Should we, there's many options.
Talk up, I'm gonna save talk up when Office is ready.
I don't wanna go play talk up without this office there.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm
Also, actually I do a quick question boys any one quick question
And don't don't put the army do not put the
Do not booty. No bootieing allowed, but I've always enjoyed Battlefield 6 RedSec.
That Warzone game mode and apparently they just added ranked.
Is that something you guys want to see or no?
I'm just feeling out the room. Just feeling out the room.
Feeling out the room.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Oh, fascinating!
Fascinating!
Very fascinating!
Very fascinating!
Perhaps for maybe percent...
birth sense, per maybe, perhaps, per maybe, birth sense,
we might do a discord ball.
All right, good night gang.
Yes, we'll do a seven days a night eventually.
Also left for dead is coming up as well.
We're gonna do a left for dead thing.
That sounds incredibly fun.
I just haven't planted yet.
That's something that takes planning.
Gotta get seven guys in there
and then we all go crazy all night.
We gotta find seven of the guys.
We gotta find guys that can stay up this late.
It's a doozy. It's a doozy, but don't worry. I'll get a left of dead streams set up as well. That'll be insane
That'll be crazy. I can't wait for that. That'll be fun time. That'll be fun time
Halo with the boys. I've been down to run it back in Halo. I'd be down around back in Halo. Perhaps for baby permits
Good night everyone. Good night gang. Have a good night
Coco definitely would stand coca's fine by that. Good night gang. Have a good night
Good night boys. Have a good night now. Good night everybody. Good night
Good night. Good night. Have a have a good night now. Good night, gang. Have a good night, everybody.
Good night. Good night now. Have a rest up. Good night. Have a good, good, have a good night. Good night.
Get out of here. Good night.
I'm going to go take a wet poop and spit spit guys, just suck them up!