TheBurntPeanut
RAFT | Officer x Gingy x Gimmick x Habibi x Pheetus x baddie | #BUNGULATE
05-24-2026 · 4h 10m
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Hello, everyone. We are back. We are back. We are we we're back. We're back. Here we are yet again. Here we are yet again. We are back. We are back. We are back. I don't know how long it will last.
I don't know if it will last at all.
It could be five minutes, it could be five years.
I have no idea.
No idea at all.
No idea, let me put up the chat here.
Get out!
Get out!
All right, hold on now.
Hold on, there we go.
Now we have the YouTube buggy nays.
There we go.
Yes, hello gentlemen. Hello. Hello. Hello. How are you boys? We got this fine night boys. How are you boys on this fine night?
Couldn't leave you alone here on slurs Saturday you fucking
That is against the rules. It is against the rules
Guys hold up. I'm gonna sit here for like 60 seconds. I would see if we're still alive. We still live
Let me know if I go down am I?
Let me know if I go down.
Are we here still?
Hold on, let's give it a good 60 seconds.
The DDoSer has to hop out of his racing car bed
and ask his mom if he can hop back on
and have a little bit more computer time,
maybe just 15 more minutes.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Hold up, he's currently asking his mom
if he can have 15 more minutes of computer time tonight.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, he's about to maybe do it.
He might do it.
He's testing the watches, testing the watches, hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, all right, two minutes in, two minutes in.
We're looking pretty good, we're looking pretty good.
All right, okay, all right, I'm just gonna do the stream as normal and we'll see if we go down
We'll see if we go down who knows who knows who knows who knows who knows who knows by the way boys until I can find a better solution
for
Hold on oh, oh that oh, I thought we went down right there for a second. Oh my goodness. What the hell was that?
Oh my goodness. I thought we went down right there for a second
Oh
So left for dead is another game on the list we can't play I don't know actually I don't know
Boys, I'm not gonna lie to you
There is a chance that we can find a way to play left for dead, but that's gonna be another night
I tell you what though. I'm not fucking hosted. I'm not I'm not hosted
I'm not hosted it
I guarantee you with some pussy on Twitter though that is upset that we have a day called slur Saturdays
He's got his blue hair. He honestly probably has to go to bed early tonight
So you get to his protest or whatever he's got going on tomorrow. I'd be sure he's a busy guy
But you know, that's you know, whatever happens whatever goes on
You know good for him good for a busy busy guy watching the schedule a lot of the schedules
So I'm glad he can stop by here and and and help us out with our internet issues
You know how it is. You know how it is. You know how it is.
Alright boys, well we're just gonna assume we're not gonna get DDoS and continue with the night.
If I do get DDoS, I probably will have to just cut the stream for the night.
I do have a permanent solution that's in the works.
This is more of a temporary solution. We'll see if it goes on for the rest of the night. We'll see. We'll see.
We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
Alright, by the way boys, because Lefa did us out, and we have seven players, I believe we are playing Raph now.
which honestly, you know what, it's a fun game.
Was it when I was hoping we'd play tonight?
No, but it's a fun game.
It's a fun game, let's all get fucking drunk.
It's a Saturday, who cares, let's have some fun,
let's have some fun and shoot the shit,
whatever, who cares?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
cheers boys, cheers gentlemen, cheers.
And you know what, we might've been switch games again,
later on, maybe we'll play some other party games,
Maybe even maybe be an officer and Genji will go off and play some talk over some shit.
We'll figure that. Let's just, we'll wing it. Let's wing it gentlemen. Time to wing it.
Oh, hello gentlemen. I have a question.
How is there no water again? I keep filling this up and I need water.
That's why I build the peanut peninsula because there are thieves on the raft thieves!
Oh, God.
I'm on an island. I got a beautiful island.
We just need to build a few more of the water.
You should be a quick invidizer in
I did earlier. Oh
Hold up. Let me see
Peninsula going up. I am going to unleash
Don't worry guys. I sent the island is very very popular with goodies. No, I
Could live here. I bet now baddie. There's no need to
Overreact but
It's not in our vision anymore.
Oh, I found a crate of deliciousness.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I-
There, Gigi, straight with me.
Invite on to take this.
Hey, let me try this.
Okay.
Here.
Uh, actually, you don't want me to put in a box.
I got a bottle for you.
Invites on inviting?
What?
Right here.
What?
Let me-
What is going on on my end?
I can't join up, except the- hold on now.
Hold on now.
This has to be the work of the BB and his D-dodges.
This has to be the word. I know it was it would be the hit me off line. I know it was I know it was
You will be speaking to my lawyers. You will be I have 450 and the end
Not know any of those motherfuckers. Well, they're gonna come to you and they're gonna and they're gonna fuck you
They're gonna say listen up to me. We we know what you do
You know what he's not invited to our penis plumping party
the same problem that I was throwing you open the game up okay once you're in the main menu get
her to send you a new invite and it should work well I was doing that the whole time but here
should be a new invite oh why did I think about oh thank you so much leaders thank you so much
guys we have to be in the game to play the game which hold on officer do you have a pen and paper
You know what's better, we're gonna have to get a pen and paper and write this down immediately
There's no way. Oh, but you do see go. I hated you say open the game. Hold on now
You know what why is it the first thing that you do when you come back online is talk shit to Habibi as if you're some dirty
I
Also invited you turn the game on
Actually when I go to join world I see no worlds can be found. I feel like this might be a me problem
all together. Oh, it's stolen. Did they move by access to the game forever?
The shark changing game. You have to become a just chatting streamer now, Mr. Phoenix.
Oh my goodness. Are you guys coming back for me? Oh my god, you guys came back for me.
I'm so close. Stop it. Oh yeah, I see. I see. There's no shark in the water.
I'm gonna restart Steam. Oh my, he's so good. Guys, I have so many supplies.
Wait, hold up. Now that Steam's started, what do I have to do? Feed is maybe you can have a meet with this.
Yeah, well, I just kept taking the invite. I had to like, when you said to me,
Oh, stop the game. Thanks, Feed.
Start the game. You're welcome. You're welcome. Okay.
Why don't you take the invite and go into the, you know, like,
Browse the wolves or something?
Yes.
Yeah, then it shows up in there after.
No, no, wrong. You're wrong. You're a liar.
I've got a lot of experience here.
You're a liar to Thief. You're a liar to Thief.
guys I was once you do get it we got it we got a chillies ready for you as I
genuinely think that the things I may have done to stop D-dosses might be
preventing me from joining the game you're right now did you allow did you
allow this game through no I didn't do anything like that although I wasn't
I'm gonna try to start a game and then obviously you might just try to join for just a second to see if you can
Okay, I think genuinely my my anti-Dino's
techniques are preventing me from
I'm inviting officer to play officer to see if you can join see if you can join up for a pink
What's you got a text oh yes the password I wish you could describe it better, but it was a little funky to join for me
But that's what I did. You're a funky man. You're a funky guy, funky fella.
This is the password is very high tech. Don't share it, Mr. Officer.
Holy shit. I don't know. I can type all that.
Very high tech, very high tech.
I don't know if I can type all that.
What's your nap type? What's your nap type?
What's my nap type?
Yeah, what? Sex me or something?
I
Make it anal type
Yeah, so that's okay go into joint worlds and then you'll be able to join after that was the issue that I was having to
So press okay, and then go to the browse worlds, and he's gonna show up
Oh shit you can okay, so at least we have one avenue of playing the games wait so you could join worlds
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go back to the main menu now, and I'm gonna try to join now, okay, all right
I'm gonna try to play so you press join my chillies is here
Chili's is here, baby
See I know a third can think or two about this type of stuff
I genuinely don't think I can join you. It doesn't let me do a world code
Option would you go to the main video press join world? Do you see any world?
That's the night where he's got a new port power. I don't see yours. I mean, don't you see any other ones like on the planet?
No, I had joined world. I only see jimmies
I can't see anyone.
It's like a private company.
I keep us enjoying game.
Wait, wait, wait.
Maybe you can restart your game real quick, Mrs. Genji.
Maybe just go to the big video you started back up.
Yeah, I can do that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You turned off UPNP.
No, IP, and then off the feed.
Uh, the host has left.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bibi is obviously not going to be offline as we speak.
That's what's going on here.
Abibi is too busy.
He's too busy to talk to anybody.
Abibi is knocking me off line.
He is knocking me off line.
Abibi is catching me.
There is no tape.
There is a lot of sun here.
There is no need for shade.
Oh, Abibi.
Why is the shade being cast over to Abibi's house?
We all know the DDOS leaked through you.
You started having problems.
That's true.
Guys, does anybody know if a baby is a world-class hacker?
I am a work. Oh, I see the only fucking up fuck fuck fuck fuck. I see the fucking thing
Oh my god, hold up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I see it. Oh
I
Building the peanut peninsula
Tiny Square and we have our own grill. Fuck you. I'll have the biggest square
I'm taking all my so you won't you can't come into the VIP section
I'm just here to eat my chilies with my goat, bro. Oh
Where'd you get a go-to? It's mine. Don't even fucking look at me. It's mine
We can kill this man with what? Yes, you need to take his goat
Yeah, oh the goat is the road the goats gone rogue
I repeat the goat is out of the pin the goat is in the sanctuary
Tranquility of the chileans
Is the goat still alive? Yeah, I don't know how but how do you pick up on it? Don't worry about it
Forget about it. Don't stop stabbing the goat
I do not want to live with these cretins any longer and we need plastic immediately.
They robbed me of all my goods.
Really? I knew it. I knew it. I knew they were evil.
I sent the auto-mobiles away on the best way in the area.
There's a lot of bulls out there.
I got that one, don't worry I'm still going to be a part of it.
You cannot use the Chili's balcony to do such terrible acts.
Is this supposed to be an A-man game?
He's full on stealing.
I can kill him!
We can still be in a normal code.
Eek! One niiiige!
I actually heard the new oncoming was...
Why am I going to hit that up here pretty sure
Like major updates they can do a lot of smaller updates, but the is something listen we get some fucking down like I have a source
Oh
Maga brain
Maggit Maggie Maggit brain is that easy top spin?
Destroyed our peanut peninsula
You have to read it go on further we need this to be a longer walkway. I don't want to be any ready these creatures
No father further further
further quickly further quickly
it's got me
good one I'll save you I'll save you
you know what they destroyed another one
they destroyed another one
that's it
I'm keeping a strong eye right here
I tell you it's fetish fetish has
destroyed the thing it's not me it's
not me
I mean get out of here hey quit
ransacking the chilies I took his
shark meat don't worry I took his
I
Was destroyed we were playing Angela pop an hour ago. We were playing a game. Is this the same one?
Yeah, yeah, hey, thank god. They have chilies balcony bro. You're a thousand times
Goats fine, don't worry. Everybody's good fine
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna take Madison to my own hands then mr. Peanuts
It's why is there no shock to kill mr. Feeders
Do you act how close we did the computer boys? How close we need the computer? Oh, we got it. I got it
I got it all set up. You're gonna go to the box. Yeah, I got it all done. It's right here
It's being frigid be honest swear upon your soul
that it was not you that destroyed the peanut peninsula it was me it was me it
was me give us back the surprise at once I didn't take me off the square I'm
taking this chair how do you make vine you you come back
You got to go far away island and be abandoned by your team and use a lot of
bind you. What is this area? We need to get some sand.
The ice is seeding. I have been deceived. You cannot put leaves in the forge.
Yeah, you can. You put them in the forge and you add clings. That's how you make the
You need to um
See we see we
I'm about to break this god damn thing down
Tell me one more time physics of this are confusing
I got an officer, oh my...
His exes of this are confusing.
No, no, I just realized you even have to rebuild the bridge.
Fuck it, we can...
I don't even want to touch that phone.
Hey, hey, look, oh, hey, down there.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, here, make money's worth as flexing on us already, officer.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, dear, did a little lawsuit happen.
did a little loss to him. Mr. Gimmick, do you mind if I come up here? Do you mind if I come up here and look at them down there? Yes, Bibi.
I'm just expecting the Peter potential as we speak. You know what? I'm opening the VIP section to the rest of the boat so we can look down.
Look at them being so rigid. They are simple. You know, some of us can't keep our...
We are building the Peter Panacea! I do not want to be associated with these grants!
You see how Peter stole them?
I'm dead!
What happened?
I eat my star!
What do you see, Mr. Officer?
We got a little trap for goodies.
Yeah?
What's up with this?
Fantastic.
Don't worry, we'll buff on those guys.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't really need that leg
Now eat the chilies out of this. We're just the most competitive family restaurants with unmatched ambience and great
That's right
10% off your triple oh my chilies is here
You guys you want a jillies? Did you get chilies too? Yeah?
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no
I need that, I need that, I need that!
Yes!
Fuck!
Where's the next, uh, there's an island.
You're too too, you're too fast.
Get out of Chile, you bastard!
I see what you're doing!
Quite the same.
There's an island towards the Indian's direction.
Can we change the, uh...
We'll grant you permission to use the balcony for now
We would like our chair returns. I never took it. I didn't figure out how
Is the class warfare system too much for you
find all the stuff I mean, the women's stuff.
Do you know how to set it up?
That was a close one.
I can figure it out.
He was left for dead.
I should have everything.
Let me put a little pen message.
Slash pen.
Don't give me any, I don't like the water.
I don't do this often, it's usually my moderators.
So I have to focus up here guys, I have to focus up here.
Slash pen.
because you said everybody.
Some bids pussy.
D-Dostas.
Off, off left for dead.
The island.
Oh yeah, glad to hear that.
That is why we are not getting from Chile.
Playing in.
I got the set of a chicken tail.
There we are.
Also for heaters.
My love dependence on my idea of bad players.
Let me see.
Let me see if it goes through.
I need horses.
Oh my god, it does.
Look at that. Look at that. It does. It does. Oh, let me go see if I can do it on YouTube.
It's on the side as well. Hold up. Let me see if I can do it on the YouTube as well.
We got the Left 4 Dead devs to shut down all their servers.
Some gave pussy. He lost us. And we just took over.
We're going for higher altitude.
That is why we are not playing.
On the second floor, maybe?
Yeah, I think so.
You can put it on the Chili's VIP belt guys. I'm not gonna lie to you
I think there's actually a way to play left for dead
We just don't know and I don't want to experiment in stream
Right. Yeah, I think it's on that off stream. There's so many options. We didn't try we didn't try best dedicated server
We didn't try steam hub. We didn't try any that stuff really tried like two options
It just so happened that one of those options got me
The worst option possible right away
It just keeps saying higher altitude
I think we're gonna give you three stories up
Listen boys, I will
Okay, wait, wait. Yeah, I think what the so I need three antennas
Okay, yeah, I'll make you one more.
I will reach out to the Left 4 Dead developers and ask them.
Oh no, those are just Steam developers, actually.
Oh my god, those guys are high class.
I can connect this to those guys.
Is that how that works? Isn't any game developed by Valve?
Like, high class guys?
You gotta get Gabe's phone number.
Oh fuck. Oh my god.
Gotta call Gabe in real quick.
I don't have that motion, gentlemen.
We're gonna have to get someone with even more...
We're gonna have to have Mr. Motion.
Oh my god.
You have to get Mr. Motion on the line.
I know a guy and he has six years of experience with Blizzard.
He might know some people we can talk to.
I'm going to send him.
You know who I have?
You know what?
Nate shots on your team.
Maybe, I mean, he's been Counter Strike Man for,
or I guess you can call it Beauty Man.
Well, listen, listen.
I'll talk with my agency and see if they
can hook me away with somebody that can let us play Left 4 Dead.
Because we were, if I were to try my best
to get us to play Left 4 Dead again.
I promise you that boys. I would give it my all for us to play that again. That is my
solid swear boys. My solid swear. I would try my best to get another session of luck
with that without getting the kid. He does.
I'm going to grab this. Grab this.
He's off. He's off. I'm dying. I'm so thirsty.
Look what I got. Look what I got.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Give me that. I got a drink.
Come on. Come on.
We have acquired your goat and we will trade him back for one glass of water
They stole it!
I will throw him off!
We will fucking murder your goat!
Right fucking now!
Please don't fill my goat
I will destroy the peninsula!
I'm going to throw it on the ground
That's right!
Oh no, wait, hold up
Alright, release the goat
Into the water!
I
Do we have one more antenna
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm just cooking the stuff to do it
Aren't you mr. Officer? I found that the peninsula is a fantastic location
But we should build the base smaller and build up
You're talking about okay. All right
Jinji would you mind if I grabbed one of these forges?
I mean we have to put the next all around this so what we'll do is we'll start right here
And then put nets well
I guess there's a big sense of it that's everywhere just like an L shape and then we'll have this side be the fishing side and
They'll build up and we'll build even taller than gimmick money's worth house. We can look
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
It's like a survivor's raft down there.
How the tables have turned, money source.
Oh yes, yes. Fuck every single one of you.
Be an officer, be the richest on the raft before you even know it.
Oh yeah. Of course, of course. I've heard that before.
I've heard that before.
I've heard that
I got your antenna
I
Don't know
Plastic
You can't recharge yet, that's cool
Oh, I was given plastic I stole back I tricked him in oh my god. He destroyed our fucking wrap
You know what every time I find a piece missing from our round I would take a random piece from random locations on the ship
Yeah, that's crazy. I just went out of my way to give you my plastic and my boy
money was
from the more fortunate
To build his little peninsula peanuts little peninsula
How much metal do you need?
Alright, watch this, watch this, boom.
Now the pores can't get in.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been coming, coming, coming.
Chili's is coming.
Let me see, how high are they?
Oh my goodness, they keep getting taller, officer.
They keep getting taller.
Officer, you see this?
Now we don't even have to look at the pores.
Now we don't even have to look at the pores.
We are on our own peninsula.
I suppose you could get rid of your mirrors
Do you see how they mock us officer do you see that?
That is it. We're gonna play a new game. I have a new game for everyone whenever you see water. You must take a shot
Alright, we lose. Oh, okay, buzz ball it is
Every time you see what?
Water officer water
Everyone take a shot
So we're blocking out cheers
Cheers boys cheers
Cheers cheers
It's been a hard night for the gaming commences. Absolutely. There's no quit in us
So everybody got water and nobody refilled not a single person rebuild refilled water
We have a little more you know, we have a little more
courteousness to the guys by the way I don't want to like I don't really want
to make you guys think I'm stupid or something but like like you know the
last thing is hard to you know block whatever but I genuinely had like like
no protection I had them all off I bought I bought like super high security
stuff and just none of it was on. It's like when you buy just a camera,
there's a sticker that says you have cameras on your house but you don't
actually have the camera. You have the ATT side outside so they don't rob you but
if you don't have ATT.
up so what in the genuine fuckery is this so wall oh my god lots of man worry
drift
need wood to be able to build this why would you build it on me I'll do because
Why is this all sideways?
It's crooked.
It's crooked, officer. It's crooked.
It's way cooler.
I'm gonna do this one crooked, too.
It's broken wood now.
You know what? You're right. That is cooler.
That's right.
I know interior design.
I did not know you were an interior design cutters.
Started at Harvard.
Oh
You're lucky I don't have a spear buddy or I would so be killing you right now
I
Don't have a spear
That's all right, oh
Thank goodness, ah
Mr. Officer stock portfolio
Oh, it's officer fat wallet
Apologies, oh
You guys remember when we had food I guess the thing
Hey guys, where's all the going to a nice in the
We all have there's a guy out there swimming towards those barrels
Are we seeing this? See what I've seen this?
I'm doing some hard work, bro.
There's no supply.
How do we not have any more of our vegetables?
Officer, distract the truck for me. I'm going in.
Ahhhh!
Yes, quickly, quickly!
Move that! Move that, Mr. Officer! Move that!
I'm shaking my ass this morning.
Shake your ass! Shake your ass this quick as you can!
Throw it in the circle! Throw it in the circle!
Throw it in the circle! Throw it in the circle!
throw to the circle
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Get out of here!
Oh!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
All these supplies are mine!
All these supplies are mine!
Every single one of them!
Every single one of them are mine!
I'm right behind you.
I got it all!
I'm gonna make you a cup too.
You missed very vital pieces!
Very vital pieces!
Me food?
Here, come over here.
Come over here.
I'm not chillies, Genji.
Every single of these idiots didn't keep replanting the vegetables.
Hey Genji, I'm gonna put it in the box and I'm standing on it.
Never asked for peanuts, Panini.
Yes, they ran off to surprise officers, that's what I heard.
Haha, wasn't it nice?
Oh, officer stop, portfolio.
How do they live, do they like, stop?
Oh, well, I have been stolen from.
I'm genuinely getting so much shit, and Batti wasn't out here, I've been doing twice as much.
He's got a piece of garbage, he's got a piece of garbage, I fucking hate this guy.
I fucking hate this guy
Hey who's out here stealing all my supplies?
I'm sorry, honestly don't know where the boat is
I'm getting so many supplies
We have to be a source, we have to be a source.
Oh, it'll be really helpful when you're dead.
I'm so, I'm so, you teleport back with your stuff.
Oh, shit, I'll just never be on the boat.
Can I eat?
Collect and die.
I'm genuinely, I'm so far away from the boat.
I see it in the distance, it's right over the cuffs.
Oh, the shark's eating my ass again, guys.
Oh, I'm stuck under the boat with the shark.
You must get more supplies, you must get more supplies.
Look at the name of the goat, what is the name of the goat?
Motivational quote, love that, huge.
Now you look at the name.
Doof loves laugh.
What are our favorite quotes?
Oh, Mr. Strongheart, Mr. Savage, Mr. Doot,
don't ever miss to stay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
oh, oh, Mr. Serrari, thank you.
Oh, almost gave you a dooblyse here, there.
Thank you, boy, my wife's good, man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my wife, please, thank you, my wife.
Also, I would like to remind everyone that we are in normal mode.
Jinji is too scared to play hard mode.
Coward.
Coward.
Hard mode?
Coward.
Can you stab me with a spear?
Coward.
Dude, we can go play it.
I don't mind.
At minimum, please tell me.
I would never work as a team.
I would never work as a team.
Please tell me at minimum friendly fire is on.
Don't tell him.
Yes, yes.
Oh my furs, I may or may not have tried to stab a man out of the VIP area.
Are you allowed to switch those settings mid game?
I don't think so.
Can you, it's like, I think it's locked.
She's just laughing, she's just laughing.
I can change the friendly fire, but not the, I don't think I can change.
Hold on.
That was terrifying.
Oh yeah, teams, 75 just in the morning, and 1s.
Officer, what is the point of locking the poor's out of the peanut peninsula if we can't also murder them?
Give me 5 flanks.
I genuinely have lost the boat. I'm not even lying this time.
Just go ahead and die, real quick.
I think I actually might have just seen it. Hold on, I might have just seen it.
I see the boat in the distance, I see the boat.
Wait, is friendly fire on though?
Gigi, can you imagine I'm not going to go board?
I'm not going to get back to the boat, brother.
I'm not so poor that he does not have a compass to make it back to the boat.
Turning that on?
Thank you, Gigi, thank you, Gigi, thank you.
I am swimming to the island where I will steal all the supplies from the island before you even get there.
I
Food bank this is a reputable business
Wait hold on wait a second
Listen we can class for warfare an animal party all day
Wait, hold on hold on wait a second wait a minute hold on you want to play animal potty I
Mean if you want class warfare, I mean it could be cats versus dogs. It could be gorillas versus cats
That's class warfare
Always being on the same raft
Pretending we're on a different raft come on now
Is that really even a class warfare
Irrefutable, Irrefutable, uh, real and true, real and true, hold on, honestly guys, I think,
I think both games sound so fun right now, let's ask our boys what they would like to
see, I'm not either one of these fun games.
Uh, what's everyone's opinions on 4-Moto?
Raft and, and, and the, uh, the fighting animals, what is it called again?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, part of the body.
animals. Party animals is is like a party game you can play football like USA USA USA football
not like European football. We could play seven days a night. We could play seven days a night.
Guys we're seven days a week investment. That's not something I'm playing for night. If we play
seven days a night we are investing a week at minimum. I'm not going to bed. I will stay on
all night long if you're playing seven days a night. It's Saturday nights. Yes. For the first
time of like eight months I'm gonna call you both the god
then you I don't know I don't know what I'll say I don't know what I'll say guys
I'm surprised that actually sounds so fucking fun but the problem is we have
to set up a server we could that we can't do that we have to we have to run a
I'm going to start off a platform.
For what?
Party animals?
No, for seven days to die.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Seven days to die.
I could probably buy one right now,
but it would take me a second.
I've already kind of been shit on for the last two hours.
Seven days to die is a grind, man.
That's like a dude.
I've never played that.
We just started that one, Fred.
We started that one.
Yeah, we'll do that another day.
Get me back in the rap game.
Give me a question.
How about this?
We'll play rap, and later we'll play party animals.
Boom, everybody gets what they want.
Get me back in the fucking rap games and kill all of you people.
Are we joining your server this time?
MY SERVER!
NEVER!
YOUR SERVER!
I'm building the peanut peninsula, you see how she tries to, tries to...
Make it so we can't build the peanut peninsula, officer!
Oh...
Oh...
She does not want us to realize how much we power...
That's fine, as long as the friendly fire is on and I can kill all of you.
Well, what do you say all of you?
I've resealed one of you, especially Batty.
Okay, alright, I was just making sure I wanted to be included in the murder.
Good, good, good, good.
Oh, guys, is everyone on the home screen?
Yeah.
Alright, well, we just saw Water.
She is gentlemen.
She is everybody.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Fuckin' buzz balls gonna kill me.
Cheers, y'all.
Cheers.
I'm connecting as we speak pink lemon squeezy buzz ball not recommended I
Can't believe I had all my D-Bus protection off
You really that surprised I genuinely went to my security settings and it was just off off off off off
In your PC
I
Know not on my PC on my shit, but it was fucking yeah
Yeah, but we're good now we're good now
And this proceed this proceed they sail somewhere that there's fucking supplies
Hmm looking at redirection not a single item
Yeah, I think it's because they don't want us to build the PM an incident
But let me tell you something really good. I just got a shit to know
I literally have I'm not even joking. I have 43 plagues
Made out of Amazon forest in
in danger tree bark?
There's nothing quite like making your house out of endangered material on earth, Mr.
Officer.
Just knowing that you are playing a part in the extinction of what the earth created
is enough for me.
Oh, oh, wait wait wait, so we have to be putting this-
Your new chili's location has baby bald eagle skin on the brain and your shares.
Also the first level should be open with the net so we can catch stuff.
That's true, that's true.
Fair point.
Alright, alright.
This thing has to be the rest of the way.
I can destroy these and get half the stuff back.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Okay, what this will do, this will do, this will do, this will do, this will do.
We'll put a ladder right here and that's where we'll build up top.
You know what I'm talking about?
Actually, you know what, you know what?
Yeah.
What, even, you know what?
Fuck it.
Where's the way?
We'll even put a wall right here, and then we'll build a little bit more outwards this way. You see?
Yeah, yeah
And then we'll put the nets along this side here like in the middle
Well, we need to build a round really quickly. Oh my goodness. I ran out. You see we need to build one around
You can put a lot of the nets, come on. Yeah. Yeah, we have a battery for the Lord
But but but but this side is not gonna have nets. This is gonna be our fixing and look outside right here
but I need no sense to have no sense oh I'm so surprised quickly back back back quickly
quickly quickly
yeah you do that I'm gonna
talking about these supplies right here
okay does anyone have
no bitch pussy I'm talking about these supplies right over yonder
yeah
give me
what
you see how they toil
I'm still
I'm eating my shark
I'm beating I'm being eaten by a shark still I do not feel fantastic I do not feel like
there's a party in the USA all right I'm one shot from death and no chance of survival
I'm going to keep grabbing supplies until I die.
And that's going to be right about now.
I- I died.
Heh heh heh.
I am dying.
Oh my god, we surrender and respawn and lose two-thirds of inventory?
What is that?
Fucker those mermaids.
Oh, you had to jump out of the ship and hurt me, please.
What?
Why?
Look for my body!
Look for my body out there in the thingy!
Look for your body in the thingy.
In the-
I see peanut. Oh yeah, I see him. Leave him alone.
What? What? The Isaac you survived. Don't worry.
You gotta start it. He's so fucking late.
Give him back.
Frank, thank you for having me. Thank you.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, thank you.
You can't leave for a second over here privately
Worried I got infected
Use this hook turn around okay, you want to see all right? Oh
You guys coming towards this is part of the procedure. Yeah, why are your hands up my shoulders?
I'm not a doctor that's okay I just you
in squizzing me yeah yeah don't look up that word I made it up whatever you want
get us all types of stuff up here's the place I have to quickly get out of the
still on the research yeah yeah yeah oh my god it's still a shark I forgot
oh it's killing me it's killing me it's killing me
shut up oh my goodness oh you're never welcome in Chili's again imagine a
John mustard for you that would get light and one that would it like one
Good shit
You go and metal find sir
Oh an absolute bounty
Absolute bounty. What the hell oh?
Hello, officer
Oh, don't let him steal your stuff officer. Don't let him steal your stuff.
You're just riding a shark.
You're so majestic.
Oh, exactly.
You should give him deadlocks for shots in time.
Per maybe, per maybe, per maybe, per.
Oh look what is up with you, what's your step?
What the hell is up with you, man?
I got something you'll never have.
Get out!
What's that, a one story house?
house see how he mocks us up so you see that maybe you think you are the
riches but I bet your portfolio is not even that much
I have my portfolio the Wu-Tang clan. This tank would be a bomb ratio I bet it's completely out of black.
The Wu-Tang clan have put my portfolio together.
They are a very resourceful group. I don't play these birds.
They have diversified all my bones.
We're about to diversify your bomb here in about five seconds if you steal my jet.
Yes, but after you come help me bring me back.
Bring me back from dying.
Are you dead?
I might be taking a nap in the water.
That's okay. Rest up, Ted.
How long have you been dead?
I think I found you from D
dushing me offline to die in the water
you don't understand your own power
mr. nut you say something the idiots
will believe it I forgot I forgot I
made the same mistake a long ago with
mr. hutch when I told everybody that he
hates homeless people within five minutes it was 250 tweets about not dating
homeless people
it was quite a little bit thank you thank you for bringing me to the boat not to
the bed. I was looking up in the sky. There was a shark just right in front of me. I
We need sand and clay. We need 12 of these.
I looked at them.
I might have some of you guys.
You have to clean this place out.
I don't need a little bit. That is all.
He's dead, guys. The baby's dead.
You grab all the mufflers and stuff too.
Give him a little bit.
Hey, you know what to look?
I don't even know how to get those things.
I'll show you.
You have your hook. You use your hook on them.
I'm grabbing clay right now if I'm trying to do,
but it wasn't doing anything.
You don't have to kind of do it.
Maybe yet, though.
All right, so
This story is worthless. We're worried about that mr.
I
Just a rock. What is this? Oh
Just another stone
This goat's looking real delicious
I got food coming
Everybody sure
You can't eat the go no
Don't eat some food
I wasn't there to go to or anything I'm sorry, I bet she anymore said
I was going to Red Bull man. Where's all this shit in the clay? I'm far
This game is just so much of a game. It's so fast that I need a Red Bull to keep up. Oh
Actually, what I think you could use is what package of focus feel 30 gummies, but actually I don't know how many perfect
I'm not gonna lie. I never checked
But there's quite a lot of them
That's right snacking to a pair of gamer
I think we need to put them like in the actual space about the update hook it's
100% for you guys, we won't have that for you boys.
Okay, well Pat told me it was every single one had to be like
two squares away, but that is definitely not right.
You said we were going to put the nets right here?
Yep, yep. Oh my gosh.
And then? What we'll do is we'll build the roof.
Oh, and there's a poor person, kill him!
Listen, just build the roof, alright?
Build the fucking roof.
I scared him off, I scared him off.
I'm gonna speed up, I'm gonna speed up, I'm gonna speed up, I'm gonna speed up.
That's the one that you have to be online!
That's the one that you have to be online!
Everybody tweet about it! Everybody tweet about it!
What are we tweeting? What are we tweeting?
Do you know how much oil I have in my... in my eggs?
Kill him! Kill him!
I have an unlimited...
It'll work.
Are you hungry?
Okay, I'll get it. I'll pick him up.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'll survive. I can't admit it.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
I
Need a purifier and a grill really even though it's the shitty ones we
you now. I have five more. Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. Members of the
peanut peninsula, I'd like to welcome you to the Chinese. Fuck yourself a thousand
times and then once you're done doing that, fuck yourself one thousand times more.
I do not want this. This is a repeat of earlier.
You actually need to steal two man-ingots from the people over there. Build a fucking roof!
You guys need to build a roof. I'm sure I'm sure look at me suppose quickly go go go go go go
Do you have the other antenna?
I gave you three right go go go box
No, I I
Broke one
It's fine. We'll make it. I have one
And you have one peanut
Please will not forget this. Go for it. Go for it. No way. He's coming. Go right for the bell
Go right for the bell. He's going for it. Go go go go go go go go. Yes flippers. Oh my god. He is flippers
No way
Cancel your coupons tonight you're never eating free again
you with the next one you don't have it well so you see I may have broken what it was on
and it doesn't drop the thing oh well we were on we got Roger we got around it yeah video game
twenty twenty six two thousand twenty six what two thousand twenty six this is so unfair
without having these flippers this is so unfair oh my god change my oh my god this is so
unfair you know what i'm gonna kill him i'm gonna fucking kill him i'm gonna fucking kill the guy
First
We can do anything
I wouldn't go in there if I was paid a million dollars yeah you know why it smells like
shit stinking there, do you smell that Mr. Habibi, smells like the stinking there, smells
like crawfish but it's old crawfish, old crawfish, like Dr. Crox, it's the crawfish
I
Somebody brought the chilies it smells like cheap caviar
It wasn't I'm not even on the boat. I'm not even on the boat couldn't be
got to be progress you guys somehow
watch get out of here we set up auto turns inside the
what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean
auto turns
what's up
here go go go
uh i'm good i'm good i'm just fucking around do you want food or water or what
you're welcome to the IP area yeah i'm all good
you're welcome here you're not leaving from me are you bad yeah
Well, I think it's a clay though. I was gonna get you guys anyways, man the area
Believe I offered it. Yeah, she's getting resold. We buy slowly saying you're getting so many supplies. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
I am so many vines, how do I get vine goon? Oh
Over here over here
Right here because I'm about to die. Oh, I'm in the water. I don't know. I can't
There he goes. I'm stuck
That's a good question
All the what I don't understand I farmed so much metal so much like copper. I just don't understand
Cooking it
What happens to all of our scrubs?
Patty it wasn't me. No
Robb everyone's missing everything man. Where did it all go? Oh?
My god, this is heinous first thing you play
I'm so much
I'm so much
I'm really loaded to the fucking brim I can build us a mansion.
my construction hammer what kind of monster steals a man's construction
hammer
I didn't do it I wish it was me but it was. Guys guys I need everyone to look for me I
would give anyone who saved me 20% of what I have also I'm lying but I'll tell you
that later after you save me. Can we have the third antenna?
God
I should be right next to ship, I think
This shark is coming for you
I'm coming but thank you
You just beat up the titillable. Oh you greatly. Oh you just I got you. I got I got myself a boy
Okay
Okay
Officer, help me please God!
It's terrible what's going on with that.
I was so close. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
My heart, it just breaks for the less fortunate.
Where'd you go, little fella?
Oh, you lie so well.
Where'd you go, little fella?
I'm looking.
I got your antenna.
I'm coming, little fella.
Mr. Peanut came from such a...
With such a pristine...
a pristine
Because that portion of the stream doesn't exist
It doesn't exist you motherfuckers cool. I was
Leisure to make another fishing pole
I just mean
But
I think we'll probably be instead
Sorry cause steams I mean
My thoughts exactly
My thoughts exactly
Getting food
I will alternatively likely die
No there is no rewind
I have no idea that
I have no fucking idea
I didn't say the jam thing
I have so no
I'll look into it after the stream
Someone please god save my soul
Where the fuck are you?
And where ever bad he is.
I'm on the boat, I died.
Wait, you teleported back with surrender and respawn?
Yeah, I don't know how to play.
Oh my goodness, I would never do that.
I would sit out here for five hours if I had to.
I would never hit that button.
Oh, I see you! I'm coming!
Oh, thank you, Mr. Baddie.
Oh, you greatly improved.
Officer, right down in our guestbook, there'd be, oh, Baddie, one fatal.
I
Somebody save me
I've got your
You know I got your bricks man. I can just I'm Scott bricks
Somebody here pick me up. You're just a little guy floating
That's Genji. I saw that
Destroy anything like you. I'm like 99% certain. This doesn't take anything from here. I don't know where you guys are
Oh, here's the boat.
Oh, here's the man in the air.
I got you.
I got you.
Oh, never mind.
We're safe.
Oh, no, no.
I don't know.
This is not good, Genji.
This is not good.
The boat's going away from us right now.
I'm turning the boat around.
We have to turn the boat around, Genji.
We have to bring the boat to Genji.
OK, I'm going the opposite way.
I don't know where you guys are.
That's the boat.
OK, now I see you.
Not for the floating being I see Genji guys. Okay guys. We must work together
We have to work together
Guys she's if we don't work together we won't succeed
It's okay. Oh the shark
I'm being told that it's a skill issue just
Sun sunset sunrise fishing I genuinely have so many fucking resources. I have 85 legs of one. No job
I lost the potato
Come here come here. I have your antenna. I'm gonna have this please wait wait wait. I have a
It was tough to get
April something up the hill
Bill building's going under
Did you know Bill building is going under
Why Bill?
He came in and started shooting
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Oh he left party!
Oh shit, oh shit!
It's not a, it's not a
Well hello, good job!
Hello!
I've come with an offering
I've got some staples
Stay back!
I've got some staples!
Hey, I don't know why I called my brick guy
You wanted these, motherfucker
Take this
I'm dropping it on three
One, two, three
Boom, boom, boom
Three dried bricks
Here you go
I'll tell you again
Oh my God
I got it, I got it
Thank you. Thank you good. Thank you. Good
I'm pretty sure it's yours
Oh
Yeah, yeah, well I get in the good way. Oh, yeah, the good way. Good good way. Yeah, the good way
Yeah, I can't forget about the good way ladder
And don't forget about the good way
All right. Oh, yeah, I obviously the lat the ladder is gonna go right here. You see this
You know what it is, right?
Let me let me bill it.
Okay, all right.
You stay right there, stay right there.
Should we actually, should we be fancy and build stairs?
We could.
You could be extra fancy.
Hey, is there a bed near the barbecue?
Yeah.
If there was one, could you bring us over?
You know what actually, I should have bring it over.
I was thinking maybe you fuck yourself.
I don't know about that.
I'm just keep putting people in bed, son.
All I do is rather not.
Obviously, let's put a ladder.
Let's put a ladder.
It's board.
It's day class A to do, you know, non-ladder activities.
What do men got to do to get this game DDoS,
the ball to game?
Have you been, I don't know, you're the DDoSer?
You tell us.
I'm not the DDoSer.
You are the DDoSer.
I have the DDoSer.
You have the DDoSer.
I want you to know maybe if you don't already know but D-dossing is
Okay
One of them next to right now, I'm jumping
Oh
Excellent, I was just about to do that you're a genius
Oh, I built the ladder go the wrong fucking way there's no way there's actually no one
He's actually no way
He's got nutty who's got nutty the nuts got nutty. No
What the fuck was that last thing?
What the fuck?
How about now, Gingy?
Does it say it's good?
Or does it need a...
We should have built this floor log.
We're kind of stupid.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
We can actually rectify this, I think,
by placing poles here,
right, here,
and
then
there,
And then
One
Well, okay, we're just gonna make it uniform we'll do one right there
One right there. You see that then then give them support for the whole deck
Oh except for this genuine specific fucking location. Oh my god. That's so annoying. All right, well
Okay, all right
Ready if it wasn't for Pink Floyd and Black Sabbath, I would have fucking ripped my hair out
We apparently
100% fucking delicate right now
I'm funky delicate fucker. Yeah, we really put this right here object. You had yeah. Yeah, I mean that didn't help at all
ball. Not even a little bit. You guys have any clay? Does anybody have four clay? No.
No, we don't. Remember the last time we went to an island. Just one two. That's true.
True. I don't remember the last time we worked as a team on this cooperative game. I rescued
people leave me alone hold on now move the ladder to the hole area we move the ladder
to the hole it's still too far away by the way very far as you might not be a bad idea
I
Next one I
Just built this one right here the ladders in the hole
Wait, there's a huge island back there. Oh my god. Oh nice nice here
We go miss opposite. There we go. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, here we go
Concept we're like
Here rustic 13th century
Yes
They can stab me with real quick
Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't I don't know what's going on anymore, but I'm about to die as well
now. So if we all just die real quick. We actually have to go that way. We have to.
I think it's this. I think this is actually an island we're supposed to go to. I'm ready.
I'm ready. Oh, so we need to figure out how to survive
years. We have. We have water. All right. That's cool. You have water. But we don't
We need
We need the better one of one, but in order to do that we need dry bricks. Do you show those dry bricks that he gave you?
Yes
I have them right here you are
Where
Right here. Oh, they're sailing away. I'm holding them. What do you mean? Oh wait? Oh, okay. Go ahead drop them
Oh, they got him. Okay. There's okay. We got three dry bricks. We need three board restructure
Yeah, we gotta get appeared peanut at this islands. We just gotta dive remember we need to go to an island
I don't know what that other crazy guys talking about we go to an island
Don't worry I'm gonna build us a bed this direction. He planks your leaves
I would love you if you give me some place and some leaves I can save your life
I can listen. I hate that. I hate this
I got the leaves. You have four blanks.
Is that a red or a red blank?
Perfect. That's one lesson.
I have a better plan. I have a better plan.
Follow me with a skewer.
Oh, there's a shark eating me.
Follow me with a skewer.
I don't know who keeps fucking destroying our boat,
but it's actually just so evil.
Oh, they can't even jump that far.
How much you have to pay to do this?
Go go go go go go go go.
Go go go go go go go go.
Call my good name.
We want to get that.
We're rich when we're.
25 to die.
I'm about to die.
Wait, Dory, Dory.
These are three planks.
I got the minute, I got the minute, I got the minute.
Good, good, good.
All right.
I'm about to die.
Be ready.
Pick me up.
Wait, go ahead and pick up the planks because in my screen, they're floating way right now.
way right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Alright. Oh, I got you. Thank you, dear. I still don't
know why your character walks. He's got to stick up his ass. That's because I'm starving
to death. I'm starving to death, Mr. Officer. It's not going good for me. It's island time.
Wait, are you food before you go to the island?
Oh, fuck.
These bees are not gonna be enough.
I need to cook some.
Where did my bag go?
Whoa!
I like 200 wood.
300 wood probably.
Oh my god, look at this island.
It's a beautiful island.
Fuck it, I'm sorry, I'm going for it.
I'm going for it.
There's weird stuff in the wild.
There's weird stuff in the wild.
Yeah, we need sand and clay.
I don't see any of it.
We're in like the deep end of the island.
We go to the not deep end.
The not so deep in
So why are your chatters coming over here and saying that peanut is robbing my boat?
No busted
What can be Dawson's you see what I'm saying?
Crazy these days
true he's pretty crazy these days I I wouldn't trust that I wouldn't trust that
that sounds wrong to me it's about your stupid fucking metagame it's literally
on the same team dumbasses metagamer metagaming metagamer she's
She's medigaming cheater, cheater, cheater, pumpkin, enjoyer, officer, yes, put her into
the orbital cannon, a bird's supposed to walk on my head, now I'm fucking dead.
How do you destroy stuff?
And for Hibibi the DDoSer, I want you to insert him into the PMA explosion chamber immediately.
leave
Follow me boy
Yes, oh my god, I'm so beyond fucking starting funny
All right, well, well it was shortly it was short lived I'm about to die
What the fuck is this?
Put me in customs with a bunch of bots and cheaters.
Are you guys dying?
I will say I fought valiantly.
A bird is trying to kill me.
I act the pig immediately on the island and then I just turn back and stand behind me.
I
Officer listen to me and listen to me closely if you do not get send
Clay and metal we will be the poor ones on the ship. Do you want to be the poor ones?
Oh, no, sir. No, no, no, you know
BBB in the penis explosion J. Bad. What's so yes, sir
I'm back in the clay. Thank you for taking time out of counting your millions to save me.
I'm dead in the water next to the boat, by the way.
I'm dead on the boat.
You didn't put me in the bed, you just threw me on the ground like some cheap slime.
I'll save you. Thank you, good sir. Thank you.
chilies might work dude I constantly need water and food because anytime we
have food someone takes it and it's really easy to eat planting the stuff
because someone will eat up all the veggies I got food for you sounds like
You need yourself a Jinji Peninsula
No, I think I
Know
I have taken nothing
Officer back you up on this make sure you are biased and lie
Yeah, thank you
you. Yeah. Can I get picked up again just right next to the bed? Just literally right
next to the bed. She's right next to the bed. I got the clay. She's got the clay right
now. Much standing please you can't. You can't. Call Drake immediately. Call Drake immediately.
I'm calling Drake right now. There are loads this side of the island. Felicia, Shebae. There
massive all of all of all of my ops they're dead
oh you guys like all this do you guys all they give me compliments where does it
go my head no olives God's plan God's plan I am apologizing I only love my
I bet in my mother I'm so sorry, so sorry, so sorry, I must apologize, I must apologize.
Too late to apologize.
Oh, that is one of Drake's best songs.
One of Drake's best songs.
Too late.
Oh no, great song, oh no.
Too late to apologize.
Too late to apologize.
I'm Drake!
I'm Drake!
I'm Drake!
If that's not Drake, why does he say I'm Drake?
That's true, that's true!
Oh, no.
Dead at the bottom of the ocean.
I'm drinking.
I don't think I can help you on the bottom of the ocean,
but by the sea.
Did you hear Kendrick's new song?
Yo, yo, yo!
The socioeconomic status of the world right now is whack.
It's whack. It's whack.
What can we do? Let's put it on our back.
Oh, it was incredible.
I got a llama!
Oh my goodness, it was incredible.
Yeah, I knew it.
It was incredible.
Let me tell you, it was both of those artists, artists.
I mean, wow.
Okay, I didn't kill the llama.
Bagus!
The banners.
Jinji, there's a llama here.
I don't know what to do with it.
Follow me, boy.
Come on, gentlemen.
Guido 50 Cent.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Fuck you!
I got your bricks peanut
I was looking at my inventory to see what I needed to build this
It's a peanut thingy for your contents you've heard difference
And I got hit on the head
You're gonna be chickens, but I'm gonna donate it to you today because your moderation team is out of control
It's actually Kendrick
This is my parting gift as I'm calling your decline
It's your moderation team's overmaid
It's actually because I turned on my view box
Thank you for your very concerning. Oh my god. He is so fucking handsome and sexy
Are you seeing that? Can you are you allowed to be that sexy?
Yeah, there's one by me. Are you allowed to be that sexy area here?
Yeah, don't go near it because I have hold on now
And I fuck that person an island
Officer, there's a fish over here that I am considering marrying. I want you to come give me your blessing
I'm a corse
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm on the way towards the pig that killed you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't revive me on the panel. I got fucking clay. I got sand. I got rice.
Oh, my goodness, you devious dog. I'm on the way.
On the T4.
Hold up. Oh, there's a poor here.
Everybody is dying.
Like Kendrick just saw something.
Moderators are out of control.
What do they do? What crimes do they commit?
They can end you think burnt peanut is actually secretly Kendrick Lamar fainting. I always say the same thing
No, think about it. Have you ever seen me and Kendrick Lamar in the same room? I've never seen
Whoa, whoa, hold up. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait, son of Clark. Yo, yo, oh, yo
Yo, yo, yo, there's a lot of problems in the world right now
I have just laid down the farthest hottest bars.
I am Gendrick Lamar.
Need I say why?
I'm so where are you?
Where's the ambo?
I'm so where am I?
I just got back.
You got you?
I'm gonna get your bricks, peanut.
Fuck you and your bricks.
I'm keeping your bricks. I'm sorry. I'm gonna die
I have to actually I have to go kill the
Puffer fish. Oh, okay. I see I see where we are mr. Officer
No way you guys are saying big iron is out of control big. I just one of my most trusted moderators
one of my most trusted there's no what has big eye done to you down there the
tube what is he done to explain to me your grievances I hear West Kendrick he
would be able to let him win I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking use my mind please get
me all right no donations for no rewind I immediately there was an option to
Turn off rewind it's not my fault boys. I just started at the stream like I do any other day
Did Peter just see himself no I did not oh my goodness guys I have a hog after me
I did not know office's mother was in town, but I'm so glad to have seen her today
What a pleasure. What a pleasure. Oh miss officer
Like that, she's dead. Oh, oh shit
Oh my god, the hog nose flaking techniques. Oh my goodness
I don't know how to fight this fucking thing I don't have a weapon so I just dial it off
of shit off of shit from your pig face she's not doing that you gotta make a spear oh there's
a crafting menu guys I'm about to get fucked by this hog from fusion I've been collect
It's a lot of putting it in boxes this whole time.
Well, it's everybody's got their place in the world.
Hold on.
That's what you're saying.
What have you made?
Hold on.
Are you saying that gimmick is secretly Saddam Hussein?
Yes.
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking the same exact thing.
I would have got a call.
I would have got a call.
You would have got a call.
Listen.
I would have got a call.
We do both have a pretty good stash.
I would have got a call.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I heard gimmick whispering about building seven earlier
Wait
That's a different guy
Whispering about building seven earlier. I just I want that to be known by the
Well, it's not a moral day yet dumbass it's on Monday you stupid bitch
By the way, I just found out today that there apparently is no taxes this weekend
Did you guys know that
No, seriously, apparently there's no taxes on the weekend before Memorial we can no joke no joke work
I don't know turn them off my girlfriend told me today
No one gets taxed on the weekend before Memorial weekend seriously. Seriously
Interesting oh
You don't pay taxes the whole weekend. Isn't that insane?
It's just like if you check the boat right next to the boat you can see it from the boat
on the rock. Where is this? Where is it? Where is it? Not that way. This way. This way. How
do you check the thing where he can read it? You're looking at the island. There's this.
Are you dead in here? Oh, yeah. No, if you want to grab me while you're grabbing the 200.
And hold on wait, I found it isn't 200 wood this is some scumbag homeless piece of shit
No, no, there's also 200.
Hold on, let me keep looking for the 200 wood.
Let me see.
Yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go, look, go, look.
Gotta be around here somewhere.
Oh, the locals, the locals.
Got a couple guys.
The locals.
Peanut, I have died so I need to go back.
Locals peanut I have died so many times and I just got my food and water and everything back up
Ding dong
Under the water
Is it a bird
I'm just hoping I'm hoping Drake calls me real soon. He's a came in. I'm sick of your shit
I'm de-dossing you
I swear to God if Drake de-dosses me, oh my goodness
Oh
It's not as good as you sound
I'm gonna be pissed. I'm gonna be pissed. It's not as cool as it sounds. It's not as cool as it sounds at all though
No, it's
Officer, officer
He's not as fun as this town.
I got a lot of coconuts.
I've been going around and I got a lot of coconuts.
I'm a coconut.
I got a coconut.
What?
What?
I like it.
I just.
It's my favorite song.
Get it, boy!
It's a good song.
It's a good song.
It's a good song.
We would obviously go.
We would obviously go.
We just got a rocket.
Oh, no.
Oh, bird.
Don't hit people.
We would be jobs ago.
We would be jobs ago.
We got a lot, a lot, a lot of coconuts.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The officer just left.
No, you can't, you can't officer.
You can't.
What happened to Mr. Hull?
He's leaving.
Where'd he go?
Hello?
Is he gone?
Did he Irish goodbye us?
He's deaf and immediate.
I'm gonna throw up.
Please, no.
Officer, of course you're not.
You wouldn't do that.
It's my first time meeting you, man.
You and Irish goodbye me?
It's my first time.
Officer got deducted by MPB too.
Hello, oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, it's not me, it's Drake.
Oh.
I got good news for you.
I got a hold of my brick guy.
Get back!
Get back, corporation!
You get him?
No, I don't see him.
Oh, what the fuck?
They're under the boat.
Where'd they go?
That's what happens.
Well, the bricks you got forever.
That's weird. Where the hell did they go?
I don't know. I'll put them in a box next time.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die.
Stop that.
Where are you, Gingy?
On the island.
Where did the bricks go?
Is it the pig?
It's a stupid pig.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I got a motherfucker.
There, peanut, come to me.
I'll just put them in a box.
This doesn't happen.
I don't know why.
Alright, I'm here.
One, two, three.
Got those.
Where?
You don't see this box right here?
No.
weird it doesn't show up okay come to me come to me let's put it in the box here
that's weird okay they're in the bottom right of this box and i'm standing on
yeah obviously really just irish could bias
do you think it was the coconut song
probably yeah it probably was
This is a good song, it's fun to sing
because coconut is a fun word to say
it's got a good amount of feel
Oh God, I'm gonna get to my coconut
Do you want to have a taste of my coconut?
Oh
What was that?
I'm sorry if you don't like the coconut
but you can never coconut
I like it
Who killed the pig?
I did
That's fucking cool
Oh, oh, I bet it's because to be me was a racist.
True.
He was from the beginning, though.
So that's it.
That's true.
He was from the beginning.
Right.
I believe that is true.
He was from the beginning.
I am so flaccid.
I could not even describe to you.
I may never bonify again.
We're all a little sad right now.
Wait, did officer just have a kid?
Is that, is that, am I reading the subtext correctly?
No, officer just stole a kid.
Oh, he adopted a kid.
I'm scared, I have no idea if it's right.
Guys, now that we have equal teams,
should we go play Animal Hoosie?
I'm down, I'm down.
Let's go play some animal Hoosie boys. I'll tell you what if we ever pick this run up again
I got rich off of this. I did pretty good. I did pretty good juice
All right
Are you gonna see this first gimmick come take a look at this video animal who's he time animal who's he time?
Part the animals part the animals
Oh, I guess you can't eat it.
That's what she said.
Well, I killed the chicken.
You said we had to save the chicken.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm getting off the ramp.
James, you have a chili.
This is stock.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
Oh, yeah, you see this?
I got a nice little table set for you. Look at the placement.
Ambience, unmatched ambience, you could say.
That's right. That's right.
You are gifted in the creation of chilis and chilis adjacent.
Thank you.
You know, a little jam set before we start.
A little jam set? I doubt that. I doubt that. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Say the word, chief.
Okay.
Oh no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no
No no, everybody go to YouTube right now
you
you
you
you
you
You
You've been made for so
Now when you get the man to your neighbor
I'm your brother, a lady
I'm trying to find the words to describe this world
Without the English respect
Nooo!
I know that moving on can't take me
It ain't no
I'm trying to find the words to describe this world
Without the English respect
Nooo!
I knew it, sexy bitch
I'm a sexy bitch
On the motor in a sexy touch
Damn!
I'm a sexy bitch
Damn bro!
Damn bro!
Damn bro!
This was very very hot on the streets
I'm a sexy bitch. I'm I'm feeling it down. I'm just one. I didn't hear you fucking saying
not one time. Did I have 14 cameras in a rain? I thought me by Bill Burnham came up on the
Auto play next oh
Fuck everyone get inside of my game right now
I'm partying, and I'm animal lean both
I'm ready y'all
There's a tutorial in it. You gotta play I guess I don't know why
No, I'm not sure we know you did not see that you did not see the password I'm
pulling another I'm not see it you did not see it
cheers to a Saturday with all my well said you cheese boy I'm not gonna let
that slide you goddamn son of a
well that was a term of endearment
that was a term of endearment I called you my
I didn't say you're by the way just saying
I've invited everyone first is mr. fetus up
he's not online next is mr. Genji up
she's not online next is the baby
he's not online next is bad he is not
He is not online well gentlemen, let me taste something is the game called. It's called
party animals. Yeah
There's like an unskippable tutorial. I mean here. This is brutal bro. Yeah, I don't know why I was actually
Great game once you get into it. It's pretty fun game. Mm-hmm
I'm so confused. Did we not play this before? I'm gonna try to see you guys invite and let me know if you guys can just accept
oh wait wait hold on sorry i think you have to do the tutorial yeah we gotta do the tutorial first
i'm pretty sure i'm sure you have it on uh i have to be do the tutorial very quickly i have to be
maybe i don't have game pass already but i don't have it i have to buy the game
game. We're playing party animals, sorry the auto play on my channel, I had the login pass.
Wait did I use the friends pass? This is funny. This game does look good I gotta say. It's
It's so fun.
It takes a second.
I put in the weight too quickly.
I have a den, I have a den.
It's the longest tutorial I've ever played in my life.
It's not even that long.
I'm only going to start it yet.
I will see you make it start the fucking.
I started the game.
It's loading all eyes on me by Bo Burnham came up on autoplay
and I couldn't turn it off.
It would have been wrong.
Another song coding a game right now. I'm vibing hot
already system pop though send me that fucking game and what I'm ready guys I
looked online for friend slop games today there is no new ones oh there is no
No new ones.
No new ones.
I was looking at how to fish.
I was looking at this other one called like, we're fucked or something and we are so cooked.
Both unreleased.
There's no new friend slot games.
No new friend slot games.
It is horrible.
It is horrible.
It is horrible.
It is horrible.
Superbautical.
That's not new.
That's not new.
We played that.
Hm.
Cursed champions.
Alright.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
game. I actually didn't snap. I
didn't click on it because it
didn't look that interesting.
Who do fishing? Maybe for maybe
first guys. It's too easy. We
even looked at the other
friends. Let me please. Let me
let me tell you what's going on
here. I'm going to go into this
game. I'm going to come on
victorious. I'm going to throw
everyone off of the iceberg. We
are going to beat the shit out
of them. You know, win 10 times
What's everybody's IQ score?
Yeah, give me a nice IQ score of sorts was your IQ
249 oh, you know what I think it lied
I did it now. I think it lied. I would say it's 80 because 80 is the minimum requirement
for D now seeing someone such as I that's true. That's true. Listen, I do not need to
deed us. I can send people to do those for me. That's what everyone does. You dumb bitch.
No, no, no, that is not true the AT IQ they do it themselves
If they want to do that's not that's not no
What the fuck is this?
Tutorial and all the rope that's kicking my ass guys
Can I just get out of here? I?
Still can't believe I had all my need off protection off. I still can't believe that
I'm not really that shocking like really genuinely guys
I can't go into any details because because I I I'm I still like 20% left to do to secure it forever
And I don't want to leak anything before I knew that on Monday, but like genuinely
It's like
It was horrible it was I was genuinely the number one and now I am beefed up and now I'm a 450 pound
Gorilla steroid using gorilla. Hell yeah
I even added on stuff that wasn't even available. I called up I called up guys on guys on guys on guys
And I'm not about guys guys. No
They were on top of each other at that specific moment, but I'm telling you I called up the doozy
I called up the boys. I got this shit. I'm locked out
Wait, this is for
It told me that too I I just do in the house and keyboard
guys on god I'm still stuck on guys on you won't secure no I know it's
impossible to secure completely that's why I don't want to go too crazy I know
it's impossible to stop them completely I know that I know that but it will stop
the idiots the advanced guys the guys are actually smart obviously can still
get through DDoSing that's how worse guys unfortunately there's more tutorials
the world that's just how it works but the stupid fuckers I think I hate
tutorials they should be banned hmm they should be banned well 45 minutes later I
believe I've completed the tutorial I think do we are we sure we have to
complete it I don't know let me ask my boys at buggerly's can you skip the
animal party tutorial I completed tutorial I'm a gamer I did it yeah I'm
done a minute oh my god that was tough that was tough let me tell you wait what
this game accesses your camera it's watching you it's got to get that
first to learn for somehow that's true it's gotta do a face scan wait but my
camera's not plugged into my gaming PC. Oh thank god. The hell man. Um, hey guys, I
have the lobby ready, everyone ready to join. I think I just finished. Hold on, wait a second.
hold it in just time. You just have to actually uh play that. You can skip it? Yeah. Oh. Oh.
Give me your on my team. Oh, excellent. Excellent. Wait, hold on. Are you slow San
GM? Did you change your name? No, no, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey,
You change your name to Slow San Gm?
He's an alien!
He's getting DDoS'd.
He's getting DDoS'd.
The Wrath of Drake.
Oh my goodness.
God's plan! God's plan!
I only I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry I'm so sorry so sorry so sorry
Oh my goodness. I am moist for you, Hibibi. I am moist for you.
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Please stay as moist as you can.
Guys, for some reason, I'm having trouble inviting you boys. I don't know why.
Let me try it. I can invite Hibibi. Everyone, it looks like...
Well, I can invite Hibibi. What the hell?
Wait, what do you want me to do?
I didn't hear you. I just need an invite, I think.
I tell you, I'm having trouble inviting you guys.
Is this one of those games where you have to like become friends in the game are you very closey?
I am very closey. Yes. I'm very close. Okay
Okay, I see you guys. Yeah, you join me based on free. Yeah. Yeah, it's pass. Oh, you have to add each other as friends in the game
It's a password. I have the password. Here you go
Okay
There you are gimmick this password and be be here you go
Bidzy here you go
Daddy here you go, okay
I miss you one fetus I see one to you. I did not feel I don't get one
Right, I said you guys all the password. How do I get you guys in here?
I need your ID apparently. Oh my god. This is actually AIDS diarrhea
This is the worst
thing I have ever
Seen oh
Okay, click on click on your profile picture your little symbol in the bottom next to me
Yeah, there's your ID
Click on it to copy
Oh, yeah, I said I'm inviting you guys. It's in your ID to me. Thanks. We are
Inviting you don't invite me fuck yourself. Oh my god
I added gimmick I added gimmick now. I'm adding baddie
Okay, there's my code. I just give this you fucking I had a baddie. I'm adding fetus now
Okay, I'm I sent you my ID. Yeah, you are
I'm out of you now. Gigi. I only need yours now
We say that again
I'm gonna D-DOS them because I want to be friends
So you're saying it's close to me. I just got D-DOS for a second, but I'm back. Wait, you see me a friend invite
you. Welcome back. Just a quick
refresher. Now, we are back on.
Let us watch over you. Cause you
want to be let it wash over you
like this. On a beach gentlemen,
like what? Set your microphone
to off. Let it wash over you.
Let it wash over you.
Just let it wash over you.
show for you. It was just a meager. Wait, what did I miss? I thought I got a little
DDoS attack. Well, you were deaf. Let it wash over you. That things have happened. Yeah,
people hate tingers, peanuts getting DDoS, fetuses, abilities. Off the quiet since these
DDoS and allegations. I'm here. I'm here. I'm so here. I'm so here. I'm lit. I'm so here
I'm lit even if I could hack I wouldn't be able to hack right now daddy hoffs and I don't have the dexterity
I can't wait to just cuddle my fucking pillow it's actually not
It's 1052 you're already out there I thought you were like West Coast
He not your bug you leaders are coming in here tell me to stop tea
Dancing right now young man right now right now
Talking the moment
Ridiculous well, he doesn't appear to be very good. He only took down one platform
for it. It's awesome. You know what? I do my hands up. Oh, man, the spirit can wake me
to fuck up right now, but I'm plugged everything. I'm moving in a couple of days. You lucky dog.
I'm back. I'm you sound better. Thank you. Welcome back. Welcome back. I'm getting DDoS
right now. I'm getting DDoS. Hey, I thought you were bad time. You go back to bed, young
man you go back to bed mommy is calling mommy is calling you go back to bed right now you
what's crazy is this is only just like an hour or two for me but for this guy this is his
whole year he would tell his friends about this he's a tough friend yeah I just don't
even believe him he's gonna tell legendary to him for me it's it's for us it's literally
like an hour. But for this guy, it's his whole good. It's a Saturday night. It's a Saturday
night. It's a Saturday night. Oh, my goodness. So that's happening.
Oh, don't do that. Not. He's not. He's doing it to himself.
He's doing it to himself. I agree with him. He is
Yeah, oh
Listen up you
You stopped me at once
You know what fun I know what he wants. I know what he wants. He wants more drink
My mom
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I only love my friend and my mama.
I'm sorry to apologize, I'm Drake, I'm Drake.
But I'm bling, that can only mean one thing.
Call me on your cellular phone.
Your cellular device.
Your cellular phone.
Call me on your cellular device.
Cellular device, skibbity bop bop badoobop.
Uh, online bling.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That can only mean one thing.
You used to call me on your cellular device.
Cellular device.
You only call me on my cellular device.
Cellular device.
How many people are already?
I only have two guys in my lobby.
What do you guys add?
Wait, you have a lobby going?
You have a lobby?
Where the fuck do you have a lobby?
I've been in here this whole time.
You guys have just been dicking around.
What the fuck?
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
That you was talking about?
Is that last you know Austin Tech actually booted up
my YouTube stream?
I didn't even do anything.
You gotta help me.
Got it.
Got it.
You know what?
Thank you, D-Dawson.
Thank you, kind son.
What a wonderful person.
A wonderful man, a wonderful, a generous man, generous man.
Well, all right, let's proceed, let's proceed.
What happened to Jinji?
I don't know.
She's deftly muted.
Deftly muted.
Exegguts of an inhumane.
She's deftly muted.
Boys, while I have you for a moment,
it looks like it is not Betty by time.
She is sneaking out of his bag,
has his mother.
She'll probably unmute.
extra
Computer time and
Don't worry boys. I will have everything secured by Monday. No doubt this will not happen again
I can promise you that gentlemen. He may get us tonight a little bit. Honestly. It looks like he kind of sucks at it
I bet you this is this guy's entire life, and I'm still going it's kind of
I'm gonna go a little pathetic in this but I will have it what a hundred percent
secured Monday, don't worry
Tonight gentlemen, we'll see what we could be doing
She's pulling new
Ginger oh
oh
Ginger
She's pulling cards in this game. She's pulling in the game
Yeah, yeah, there's gambles in this game in this game here right now
There's gamble
How do I gamble because we are only missing Jinzy we have to invite it. Did you ever sit in a friend code?
Well, you're asking us. Oh
Wait, there it is. I see it. I see it. Never mind. I've got it. I've got the friend code. I'm adding her now
All right, all right, oh yeah, I have her added.
Should we ask her to join?
Ginger.
What?
Ginger.
Ginger.
Ginger.
Was I muted this whole time?
Yes.
Yeah, whole time.
Wasn't talking to you?
No, no.
Were you gambling?
You are gambling free.
Did you win?
Yeah, what'd you win?
She muted again, I think she's five years again
Brother
What what what what's happening? What's happening?
What is happening right now
He's gambling. She's gambling guarantee. That's
perfect gambling. I'm sorry. I heard him.
Is that gambling? Oh, what? Sorry. What happened? I I
invite you to I invite you to want to know. I don't have an
invite. I think you got click on the bottom right corner. I
think we have to consider one of Jinzy is the DDoS and that's
why she muted while we were getting DDoS there. Oh, you
about that for a second. Think about that for a second. Think about that seriously. Think
about why would she mute while we were getting d-dodged? Because she got a private call from
a certain pirate of some type who is a little jealous. She's laughing a lot. I'm like, what
could you do for him about the game? You know what I mean? Other than like a bunch of cute
avatars or something
Like what else? Yeah, well what if wait a second what if she isn't Genji a lady from the United States?
What if she is the reincarnate of Genghis Khan?
Genji
Genji
Gingy, oh, no.
Oh, oh.
Gingy, Pokemon!
Hello, Gingy.
Oh, the Pokemon.
Gingy, oh, Pokemon!
Genji, get in the game!
Where's Genji at?
Where the hell are Genji at?
We have too many.
Are you still gambling?
Get in the game!
Right now!
Dude, how do I feel right bottom right bottom right bottom right also, I think I have this on free for all right
Is it certainly those teams guys? I thought this is free for all comfort. That's me
No, is this not one game?
It's pretty folksy somebody who plays this game a lot more take a look for me
It's just not fee for all and then Bob your self in game. There's a little like thing that says mega hone off
It doesn't look like I see 14. We need Nicholas. Okay, she did right
Okay, did you get the air big tiger Gigi?
Why not?
Yes.
I've been fucking looking for that thing for four years.
We'll just run it.
Fucking we'll just run again.
Here we go.
We're fucking running it.
It's not the game bro.
No way.
No way.
No way.
I'm the duck. I want to be the duck. Nobody else can be the duck. It's only mine
Only me only I can be the duck. I'm the duck. Only me
No one else if I see one person
No, look who's the bad guys are the good guys
Oh
Are you a bad guy?
How do I hit you?
Hold on.
Hold me!
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Come here.
Come with me.
Shoot the muck of random, Mr. Dummy-man.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come here, Mr. Dummy-man.
We're doing the muck of random.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
How do I hit you?
How do I hit you?
Hold L2.
Hold R2.
L2.
And then hit square.
What is that?
He slipped on it.
How do you hit people?
How do you hit people?
How do you hit people?
How do you hit people?
How do you hit people?
Guys, how do you hit people?
How do you hit people?
I don't know!
Jiji, you're talking in game, you can't hear you in discord.
But I have a blood jet!
I have a blood jet!
I'm shooting!
Hold on, how do I-
How do I- Hold on!
Hold on now!
How do I- Hold on!
Get him, be there!
Hold on!
Wait a second.
Hold on!
Okay, I'm fucking with the blood jet.
I'm fucking you with the bludger.
Oh, no, I'm close.
How do I let go of the bludger?
How do I let go?
How do I let go?
You're gonna have to see it.
I'm frozen.
I'm frozen.
There's no shot.
Gigi just won.
Wow, solo dub?
Hold on, man.
Gigi, hit escape and in the bottom right,
turn off your mic.
I think Gigi may be cheating.
I think there's a very good chance Gigi is cheating.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Wait, Batty, we're on the safe team.
I'm gonna hold the feet is now what I do with them
I've got all the feet is that what I do
Oh
What button are you bad for punching?
Left click, left click, sir
Oh no, left click
Oh shit, oh oh oh
I'm a tiger in me
I'm with a hammer, I'll leave
I don't know
Oh god bless the soul
Hold up, how do I get back on the
How do I get back on the ice?
Is there any way? Oh, well I'm dead
Oh dude, this disappeared
I'll get the hell
back on the ice is there a way to get back on the eyes what's the button for
that fuck out
right he's so you see a lot of cheating and it's made fun he is the
do you know sir fucking ass out how you like these fetus you stupid bitch oh well
wait where did the quitsand come from he just appeared oh
Oh
Guys hold on what if we just let me win
On your team, I love this idea. I would like to win the game anyone who beats me is a racist
What towards everything
That's crazy. I'm looking at my wait. Don't kill me. I'm looking at my controls
Don't look at me. Don't don't don't be doing something don't be don't be
Give me your money's first. Oh, yeah, but I know what to do now
Man I toss him with
OH MY GOD MY NIGHT!
Get away from me.
Hey, I'm in the ground, get it?
Wait, give it stand still while I figure out how to do this, okay?
Hey!
Give it- give it stand still!
Give it-
AHH!
Wait, hold up, I've got cross-
NO NO NO!
Hold on, now!
Hey, hold on, wait.
Oh, we're on a team, my bad!
You're getting noise!
Oh, wait, hold up, I figured out how to use it.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't, hold on.
I should break-
Hey, hold up, wait, oh yeah, oh yeah, alright, okay.
Batty, that's me, you stupid bitch.
Fuck you!
I didn't do anything!
I have to figure out the crossbow, I have to figure out the crossbow again.
Oh, I'm gonna fuck around daddy!
Oh well, there goes the crossbow, I hit the wrong button.
Alright, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
No more crossbow for anyone.
Alright, gimmick, come here, hold up, I gotta figure out, hold up, I gotta figure out my buttons.
Come here, gimmick.
Oh, Genji, come here.
Alright, so I'm gonna try and toss you.
Tell me if this works.
Tell me if this works.
Alright?
Does that work?
Does that work?
Hold up, gimmick, come here.
I'm gonna test it.
Alright guys, give me a gimmick.
Give me a gimmick.
Give me a gimmick.
Come here, come here.
Come here.
Oh, alright.
Okay, I'm understanding now.
I'm understanding.
I'm understanding.
He's throwing.
Genji, Genji, Genji, Genji.
Back up, back up.
Oh, hold on. I still got a banana peel.
Hold on.
That's not a punch.
Knock him out.
Oh, wait, hold on. I figured out how this thing works.
I told you to kill me a racist are you ready to take that sacrifice of
That's it your races guys to be these erasers
Hold up, I called I called the heroin
I'm taking a drink daddy you son of a bitch
receiving word that he got
he got seconds on the new P.B. for him next you'll get a job and then press
all high score high score welcome back gentlemen welcome back welcome back
these words I want to say but I can't
It's just a matter of just for him this entire year. This is like his best day of his life
He'll be talking about this for 50 years. I'm not even happy about that W
You know even though it was a solo W
This I'm telling you guys until I can get this fixed on Monday
He's probably gonna be able to keep taking us down for like 10 seconds again kind of pathetic
But for him this is his entire year just let him have it all right let him have it cuz guys like that
They're like two inches from
I mean let him have it I mean yeah, he's like he's like two inches from I
Mean so what about this one let him have this one let him have his year. Let's make his year gentlemen. Let's make his year
I think that the beginning whenever we're picking their
Why did we do this in the first place?
Now we have three teams of two.
Yeah, that was...
Well, I didn't need it to win, but...
Hey, I got DDoS mid-match!
I deserve an extra point!
I deserve an extra point!
One point for my team!
One point for my team!
Actually, no, I want gimmick on my team.
Bada, you're being traded.
What? You're being traded?
You're being traded? You're being traded?
You've been traded. Give me some life, man. Give me a get over here.
Maddie's- Maddie goes to feed his teeth.
I was doing so good!
No, you suck! You suck!
You suck!
You suck! You suck!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I'm changing the map. I'm going to the Ring of Garfax.
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
I'm ready. We're ready.
They can't hear us.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in, gentlemen.
What do you mean we can hear you?
No, they can't hear us.
We can't hear you.
Both use the same character.
I'm going to kick you out first.
Is there a different game modes or is it just this?
All right, so when you're here, the bottom right,
Dinky, it tells you how to change your skin on your die.
Because I think we have the moment
between DDoS attacks while the DDoS re-dies his hand blue.
So we should get to this game very quickly.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
It's gonna take a while.
It's gonna take a while.
I heard that process takes a bit of time.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
I think you're the only one not ready!
I have to choose a name, hold on.
The Poop.
Oh, damn it.
I'll give me the Pooper-Dead Lord.
Oh my God, what the hell?
Oh, here we go.
Oh, what are these potions?
What are these potions?
I'm drinking them all. I'm drinking every single one.
Wait, what if it turns his hands up like we're Shrek?
I don't know what it's doing.
Turning as invisible.
I can't see what he's doing.
Build up. I don't have a finger.
I'm turning handsome.
I'm turning handsome.
I'm becoming handsome.
I'm turning handsome. Hold on.
You make me handsome.
I'm handsome.
These motions are making me handsome.
Oh, hold on.
You're making me handsome.
Get out.
How about you get the fuck out of here?
Mr. D, how about you get the fuck out of here?
You want some of this?
You want to listen to it?
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh!
I'm in with a fiery fist of a thousand flames!
Oh, well, I don't feel too good.
I don't feel too good.
I don't feel...
Oh, Vita, say you feel the buzz.
You feel cold?
Oh, alright, well, that's okay.
Alright, okay, I need immediate saving.
Give it immediate saving.
Uh, well, I threw quicksand in the waters,
I made a throw to them.
Man, who won?
Who won?
There's still two of us on here.
Quick, immediately express the technique
for getting back on the ice.
I'm going to sit and click with a switch and lie.
They're all invisible.
Oh, you eat it.
Quick, this is OB.
This is why he wanted to play this game.
Who did this?
Who did this?
I repeat this.
You won every round!
He's coming down.
Yeah, boys.
Just watch on Twitch tonight.
He wants to get knocked out.
Just watch on Twitch tonight.
Just watch on Twitch tonight, boys.
Just watch on Twitch tonight.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
This guy apparently doesn't know how to knock on Twitch.
So, we'll just watch on Twitch tonight.
We'll just watch on Twitch tonight.
Out of here.
Out of here.
Oh, sorry, Sissy.
No.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
OK, all right, guys.
How are you throwing fucking haymakers?
Because I don't know how to throw fucking haymakers.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
How do you throw fucking haymakers?
Guys, how do you throw fucking haymakers?
Just a click.
I don't know how they're flipping the shovel.
What?
I mean, he's fucking floored me whether I can throw him like he does.
I get, I get.
They're literally impossible!
Don't let me barge, don't let me get down here, pal.
Oh, I'm dead.
Get him, Phenus!
Hey, like that- Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh!
They're intentionally not telling us!
They're intentionally not telling us!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
They're intentionally not telling us!
They're telling us they're cheating!
Yeah, that is the guy!
They're cheating! They're cheating!
They're cheating!
I try to pick up a shovel, I drag it around behind me,
like I'm...
There's something!
I did nothing. I did nothing in the house.
That did absolutely bad thing.
Get him, get him, get him!
Go ahead and go over there.
Oh, whoa!
Ah, he'll see me!
No!
Oh, God!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Oh, what the hell?
Jesus, bro!
Hahaha!
Nice work, nice work.
Oh!
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hahaha!
Nice work.
Nice work.
Oh!
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hahaha!
Nice work.
Nice work.
Yeah.
Nice one.
He ain't being over here.
Yes, my apologies, boys.
Just make the most of it tonight.
Somehow, this loser can't knock out the switch
once and for all.
So, we kind of got lucky
that this guy's an idiot.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Hit F.
Come here, buddy. Come here.
Come back here immediately.
All right.
Oh, and the X is the best way to give it.
How do you do the spin?
How do you do the spin, Mr. Gimmick?
I have it, I think.
I'm still figuring it out.
I feel bad.
I'm sorry.
How do you do it, man?
Come here.
Did you die?
What are you doing, Gimmick?
What the hell?
I don't know how to play this damn game.
Yeah!
Come here.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
No, toss him around here.
Oh, I should have got a banana peel.
I should have got the same banana peel twice.
I should have changed you into a pit.
No!
No!
No!
They aren't here.
They aren't here.
Oh my god, we're all these bombs to the here
Hey gimmick, how you doing boss?
Are you doing gimmick? How you doing?
How you doing?
Oh, it's gonna be a good one.
Excuse me. Hold on, Kimmick. I'm gonna grab this bomb right here, right? Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me. I'm gonna toss it over there at that guy.
Oh, well, I'm not feeling too good. I've got... Okay, alright.
The BB's the bench. The BB's the pussy.
I'm back. I'm back. Better than ever.
I don't feel that good anymore.
Alright, okay. Alright.
I am a bit desecrated.
I'm back! I'm back!
Nothing can keep me down. Nothing can keep me down.
Ooooooooh take that Vanny! Fuck you!
Oh well, I don't feel too good. I don't feel the best.
I'm not feeling, I'm not feeling that great.
Okay, alright, I don't feel that great. Alright, I'm not feeling the best.
Alright, let's see, hold on, let's, hold on, wait a second.
hold on wait a second hold on wait a moment wait a second hold on
I just eat my face right here you dumb bitch
now someone quickly I please I'm frozen give it to you after a second you have
forsaken me for a thousand years
You're forsaking me gimmick for a thousand years, for a thousand years and a thousand more.
That's it, I'm hitting both of those gentlemen with this.
Oh well, I'm dead, I'm dead.
JG, you're going in the water, you're going in the water.
Okay, alright, I'm dead.
It's spinach, where's that to?
Oh, I'm strong as fuck!
I'm on fire, I'm on fire!
fuck you baby oh my god oh shit oh shit oh my god I don't feel too good I'm not
feeling the best right now I don't feel too good I don't feel too good right now
I don't feel too good.
Oh, I'm back in better than ever!
Give him, give him! I'll get him in a minute!
I need like that, huh?
I need like that!
Fist of fiery fury!
I need like that, huh?
I need like that!
Fist coming at you in a thousand miles an hour!
Oh, sorry gimmick, sorry gimmick!
My bad, my bad!
Oh, we throw baddies in the water. Fuck you baddies.
I love your size.
Hey, give it. Hey, fuck you.
Oh, fuck you. That's what I'm saying.
Oh, I got it again! I got it again! I got it again!
Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Give me help! Give me help!
Come on, I'll get you.
No!
You try, please.
Well, give it, give it.
I think we have to talk for a second.
I think we have to come up with a game plan.
Nobody can be on the team.
That's what you get.
Give it, I think we have to come up with a game plan.
Because obviously we are losing.
We are losing horribly.
There's a difference, Dave.
Horribly.
I'm barely aware of what's going on.
I am at any moment unaware of anything
I'm supposed to be doing.
I have no idea what's going on.
I try to pick up a shovel.
I drag it behind me.
I try to climb back on the ice, my character just dry humps the iceberg.
How do we stop? How do we? How do we stop? How do we stop the game?
I think it'll send us back to the lobby. How do we do that?
I think it's happening. Oh, no, it's not. Oh,
do that. Do that.
I'm already knocked out.
You know, there's probably the map. All right.
My own mom has just forsaken me, I'm dead immediately.
Immediately.
I mean, I could not be-
Oh, I'm alive!
How did you survive the lava?
I'm the best.
Oh, there was a banana.
Okay.
All right!
Who threw that fucking banana?
Who threw that banana?
I'll be so serious!
Who threw that banana?
Ah!
Who threw that banana?
Who threw it?
Who threw it?
WOOOOO!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
No, Jetsu!
We're gonna get Mr. Beatus, we're gonna get Mr. Beatus.
We're gonna let him go!
No, who's behind you?
How do you like that, Beatus?
I'm back, baby! Let's go!
Oh my god! Yeah!
Oh, this is a baby! I want to-
How do you like that?
HAH!
How do you like that, huh?
Keep your banana peels away for me sir.
I have blood demon!
What the fuck is going on?
We just get out!
No that's bullshit! That's bullshit!
No! No!
Goddamn this game bro!
We just get it!
Yeah!
Bob I don't kill!
Absolute duckel!
get over here get over here oh well I'm not feeling the best I don't feel too good
I still don't know how to use items and and have he knows and he's just not
no you press so you press left click on it but picking up okay this this
gorilla is swinging at me with the force of a thousand times
Oh hold on now hold on everybody bars everybody bars this is too quick for me I
can't think hold on everybody bars everyone bars
I like that Gigi I like that I got plenty more for everyone else too I've got
I'm playing for everyone!
I don't understand how you like moving the lago.
Take this, baby. This is for DDoS.
Oh, it's there.
Well, all right. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
Hold on. Hold on. Give me this space here. Give me this...
All right, I would just hit by a rock from the gods. I think God might hate me.
is it said hold on oh i have i have a jitsu master kung fu jitsu master
oh yeah how do you like sons huh how do you like sons how the sons feel when i
perform on you how do you like that huh i'm gonna knock you out i'm a karate
How do you like this, huh?
How do you like that?
Well, that's a bit of...
Conqueror Day!
Oh, well...
I don't feel that day.
I'm not feeling the best.
Oh, well, that is...
That laughing boy...
That laughing boy...
That laughing boy...
That laughing boy...
That laughing...
I'm gonna sink around!
Get your hands in the fucking game!
I don't know how to play this game! I don't know what's going on!
I got to be careful!
I'm handsome Shrek! I'm handsome Shrek!
I'm handsome Shrek!
I'm handsome Shrek! I have so many postings of handsomeness!
I don't know how to drink them! How do I drink this thing?
Oh, well, I passed out. It was obviously Kody.
You're going to town!
I'm being attacked by an invisible man!
I cannot see this man!
Hold on, hold on!
Every play!
There's an invisible man in the arena!
How do I drink this? How do I drink this?
Hold down left click. Left click does everything.
I... hold up, I'm turning head. I've had some strikes.
I've had some strikes.
Ah, there's someone right here!
Take that, other invisible people!
Ah, well, I'm dead.
Immediately.
I've been fucked by the invisible gentlemen.
Oh my god, those rocks were angry, bro.
I'm being fucked by the invisible gentleman.
I'm being fucked by the invisible gentleman as we speak.
Ah! Now it is my turn, you piece of shit!
No, you're not going invisible! Hey, you get your ass back here!
You get your ass back here!
I'd be like, Feta, I-I-I off into the fire of the flames with you!
Off into the fire of the flames with you!
I don't even think you're dead. I think you're just fucking relaxing.
I think you're just chilling. I don't even think you're dead, gimmick.
Oh, now you're dead. Now you're dead.
Alright, hold on now. Hold on. I have to get my bearings.
Hold on. Everyone stop. Everyone pause. I have to get my bearings.
Hold on. Hold on. Everyone stop.
Alright. In the lava with you, and baby. In the lava with you.
Hold on, I have to get invisible again.
Alright, in the lava, in the lava with the baby, in the lava.
Get in the lava, baby, get in the lava now.
I think I just got one with the bomb.
Hold on, I'm turning invisible again.
I'm so handsome.
I'm telling you, oh well, I just died out of nowhere.
No idea how. Literally no idea.
Let me guess you won't let me know.
I have no idea how I'm won.
Use the robes to on-bar.
Oh.
Wagendee!
Fred jumped and right-click, you'll drop.
Hey, why'd you do so much?
That's a brilliant idea.
That's a brilliant idea.
Thank you, boys.
Hey, are we back alive?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on, let me go. I didn't know.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, hold on, let me go.
Take back me, just take back the bow of a thousand lions defies you.
Into the fire in the flames.
Into the fire in the flames.
Okay, obviously gimmick we do not understand basic mechanics in this game.
I cannot get anyone in the fire in the flames.
I can't figure out a single fucking thing.
There's somebody here that is darting on gimmick.
I'm so sorry. I'll hold you to your safe. I'll hold you to your safe.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Wee!
Oh my god!
Wee!
Oh my god!
Wee!
Take me to the moon, let me something among the stars.
You make me much better than all these hooligans.
Yes.
Ah, I have, ah, I have to say this, I have heard as they say today.
I don't know what the blue boat is doing, but I don't give a go. I'm sorry give me. I'm so sorry
I don't know what the blue boat is doing, but I'm thinking so many of them. I hope it's sticky left. I hope it's sticky left
I was already dead, Phetus. I was already dead
I'm being assaulted. I'm being assaulted by two guerrillas
I need to soften my two gorillas as we speak.
Let me get some blue potion.
Let me get a little bit of blue potion.
Ah, take that, gorilla.
I do like lava, pussy.
Take that.
Ah, Mono-e-mono, Genji.
Mono-e-mono.
Ah, I do like this, Genji.
Yeah!
Yeah!
No, I don't like it.
Yeah!
Hurry!
Oh, what?
She survived!
She survived!
Quick!
More blue bullshit!
More blue bullshit!
More blue bullshit!
Oh, she's burning!
She's burning!
Quickly!
More blue bullshit!
Oh, I got her with the tires!
Hurry!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Who's that fucking man up?
Ain't no thanks, you're right.
Wait, cars?
Come back here!
What?
The ga- oh, well.
I'm not feeling the best I bet I'm I'm not feeling the best right now
Hi
I seem to be dry-hopping for bars.
Thank you.
And I'm chased.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Things are not going to be right now.
I won't lie.
I won't lie to you.
Things are not going super good for me.
I'm burning alive, and I don't know what to do about it.
I don't know what to do about it.
I'm faster than the rig!
I'm faster than the fire!
I'm gonna die together, you bastard!
Well
Venus get your ass over
Hey like that
Okay, that's the third.
Yes, I got one with the bomb!
Take that and be hit by the fire in the planes!
Unhand me! Unhand me, Genji!
Oh, I'm not... Genji!
Kill Mr. Ebony first, he's evil, he's evil!
He's the one with the Dinosaur!
Got that swipe in the hand, come on!
Don't let him get up! Don't let him get up!
No, no, he's gonna kill him!
Kill Ebony, he's the one with the Dinosaur!
Oh, double backflip! Double backflip!
Double backflip!
Oh, burning hell, you piece of shit.
Oh, well.
Alright.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
You never know what it might happen,
but it could happen.
Alright.
Fuck you.
Fuck everybody in this entire lobby you cheated.
You cheated and you cheated.
The lion said he cheats your nation.
Oh my God, I look beautiful in that picture.
I look beautiful in that picture.
What's that three and oh, is that three and oh, who won?
Who won?
Shocking.
I don't think anybody won.
50 hours of the game.
Do you know Virginia and I?
50 hours.
I don't have 50 hours.
Do I?
We have 700 hours in this game, I checked.
Throw a different map on.
There's like tons of different modes and shit.
How do I check in the hours out?
Should I even check?
I don't think that's all.
I mean, steam!
I don't know.
I don't know how.
It's a bit steam, go to the game.
RAAAAAAAH!
Just open steam!
Just kill it.
This must be your ulti chaos then. Is that right?
I have 2500 hours.
Are you 2500 hours and party animals these, period?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Okay, I just want the lethal one.
I was about to say get some bitches on your dick, holy shit.
He's got 50 hours in this game.
50 hours, Emily.
50 hours?
It's called community gaming.
They got 5 hours!
Get a wife!
Get a wife now!
Alright, that BB's got to be alone on his own team.
That's true, that's very true, that's very true.
Hold on, wait a minute, we've seen more 50 hours of Daisy games.
This is not Daisy!
Hold on, wait, hold on!
Someone say it's just his heart.
Wait guys, how do I change the game mode?
I don't know. I'm asking the wrong people. Ask a baby baby. I really don't know. Outside
of life. You know why it was. No, I really don't know. Hey, what are we playing again?
What's going on? Help. Wait, hold on. What's happening? Hold on. Wait, I'm going to change
I'm gonna select a bunch of random ones apply
Stunt apply and stunt
Boom apply and stunt
Lock it in boys lock it in do it all maps to all maps. How do that?
Is it a game, Peter? I'm gonna go get cracked by my husband and make a little Peter.
So what do we... Oh, it's Free-for-All.
Oh, no.
Alright, you guys, Free-for-All means we kill the baby first.
Wow.
Really? That's how it is?
Yeah, that's how it is.
100%.
Please, God. Please stop telling me.
About when you have sex or watching the screen
LEAVE!
LEAVE!
Stop telling me when you're having sex
watching the screen
LEAVE!
If came warning I
have no sense
of no such thing
Hold on
Someone in here is hacking
Someone in here is cheating
DDoSer. I hate my life. I don't know. It's 4v2. What? Give me again, give me again, give me again, uh, DDoSer. It's 4v2? Why? I get fought, somebody goes into a super ball, and I immediately die.
Why is it 42 run? Thank you, daddy. Run. Thank you, daddy. I know. I know. It's this one right here, and they're on fire too. They have like special fucking powers. I've been somebody's rolling. I didn't even know what the hell and I just get knocked out.
Wait hold on now, why did you-
Oh my god, I respawned!
Where are the leaders, where are the leaders?
Why are you in valley on my team now?
Wait, baddie's not on my team, wait no he's not.
Oh you respawned, you respawned!
Oh well, I'm, oh well, not forever Aaron and Ed Ed.
Hold on, hold on, wait a second, let me back up.
Alright, alright, this is unfair and quite frankly prejudice.
all right okay that's how we roll it how are we doing this how are you doing
this how are you rolling with the ball oh I found out how oh fuck everyone
about to destroy you people I'm not to destroy everyone on one oh and I'm
I just died. I just died. I just randomly died.
Sweet, sweet, sweet things.
And I'm gone for you.
Yep, yep, keep them in there. Keep them in that hole.
No, hold on. Don't keep me in the hole. I don't want to be in the hole.
Oh, well, I'm instantaneously dead.
I think this may be slightly unfair and I will be retreating to the lobby.
Wait, I really can't end the game.
It's not in my wheelhouse of powers.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Right click right click. Are you so dead serious?
Left click is grab you dumb bitch. I got it
Dead forever. No minute. What why am I getting?
Alright, okay guys go back to the lobby out of the game. I'm not gonna lie
That game mode that game mode is horrible that game mode is ass Nairia back to the lobby at once
18 plus adults only plus Mike
Not he's not going on there is that that is animal party guns
Animal body gun
That's close you Bobby listen, I don't know anything so I'm just clicking a bunch of random stuff
I hope that's okay with everybody
You can't play anymore we don't like
You're not allowed to play any more.
I don't play these...
You're not allowed to play any more.
You can still play animal-based party games!
You have to join the... You have to join the other lobby.
You have to join the other lobby with him.
Potential Beastiality is going on.
You have to join the other lobby.
Well, I invite you guys.
That's right. I think I'm joining.
you
you
you
you
you
You
No
Little way I think these teams are unfair. I think that we should also get fetus
Little to V4 before take me take me
Yes
Yes
I see we give fetus back the other game
hold on wait a second I forgot to change the settings we might have the same
changes last time
I'm so ridiculously hammered right now
oh good good
I'm so ridiculously hammered
what if we just what if just just just one more
I already I was quite literally pouring one up as you said that I'm not in the
I'm not even joking, I was pouring two shots of whiskey as you said but for...
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers boys!
Cheers everybody!
Cheers!
Oh, four red vests.
We're going to drink some red vests.
Oh!
Lord.
Alright, I'm the duck.
Again, if you are off, if you were the duck, I will kill you.
How are you guys getting these custom ass skins?
What the fuck? Is that a hammerhead shark?
That's paying it.
Oh, boys, we gotta grab the candy, bring it back to our side.
Oh, you're not safe, team!
We're safe, team, safe, team.
Grab the candy.
Bring it back to our side.
They grabbed what? What are we grabbing?
The candy.
Grab the candy.
Bring it back to our side.
I got some candy.
I got some candy.
Where's my team?
Hey, get off of me.
Get off of me, you idiot.
This is assault.
You're assaulting me.
You're assaulting me.
I got it.
Hey, stop it.
Stop it.
Stop and climb down.
Stop.
Stop it.
Stop it right now.
This is my candy.
Stop it.
Stop.
Stop it right now.
Stop it!
Oh my god, shit!
Stop and run!
Hey!
Stop and run now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Hey!
Are you like that, kid, son?
Are you like that, pussy?
Are you like that, yeah, son?
I'll be gone with you!
You want to go?
This is my candy!
This is my candy!
You can't have it!
Where do I put the candy?
Just show!
Where do I put the candy?
You let him grab it with the candy, you guys!
Where do I put the candy?
I'll pull the lever!
Pull the lever!
Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it!
Go, go, go, go!
No! Let's go!
I can't hear!
I can't hear myself!
Come on, go, go.
I have to be pushed. Who is this?
The hell are you doing?
This is me. Hold on.
We have two random people now.
No!
I think I forgot to lock the lobby.
Hopefully they are not racist.
Hopefully they are not racist.
Hopefully they are not racist.
Hopefully they are not racist.
The candy is mine! I'm at me! I'm at me at once! Get up! Oh my goodness! Well, I am
Farage, I am Farage.
Who are these people?
Get a mark, get a mark!
Apply me as your leader, I believe, or I'll be...
Stop all of what you are doing at once!
The king has arrived!
I will take all the candy!
And it's my candy from Berthrine!
Isn't that right, gimmick buddies, when?
That's right, peanut-ball.
Oh, I'm giving money with the candy as an odd from birthright.
The work is changing!
Oh!
Oh, I'm giving money with you are such a pleasure.
You pleasure me so.
Oh, and there's a delight to do so.
Oh, it's a lever! It's a lever!
Good win! This is it!
This is the winner! Take it off!
Don't let him pull it!
I pull it! I pull it! I pull it!
So put it in! Put it in! Put it in!
No!
Nice, fuck the candy!
Oh, wait, we won?
We won.
We won.
Easy!
Easy!
Easy!
Thank you, good sir.
You are doing God's work.
Mark Yashow's got a gamer tag?
Mark Yashow!
Listen, Mark Yashow earned that win from birthright.
earned that win from birthright.
All right, do not doubt Mr. DeSalle.
Do not doubt Mr. DeSalle.
He is one of the most funest warriors
and you'll be showered with riches and diamonds.
He is, you are simply defeated.
You've been defeated at the hand of Mr. DeSalle.
Mr. DeSalle.
Mr. DeSalle.
Get the call.
Oh, well, all right.
He and JG are instantly dead, it looks like.
JG stop, stop it!
JG stop it!
Stop it right now, JG!
They're taking our call!
Ah, you like our call? He had taken some fucking grass, pussy!
Weed 0.50, I wish you would choke on me like that Big Mac.
You almost died on scrim time.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, oh wait, all he's done is improve my position. Get off of me.
Get off of me, man. Get off of me. Oh, how do you like grass here? Eat five miles of
a bitch.
Give him we got an enemy on board, throw him over board.
Get out of here you son of a bitch.
Five miles of grass was the opera suicide, I'm suiciding.
I'm so, that didn't work as well as I thought it would.
That didn't work as well as I thought it would.
That did not work as well as I thought it would.
when I thought we had something going there.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get out of here, kid!
Oh, hey, F.B.B.
F.B.B. how much you eat
literal dirt and shit
right now!
Where? Where?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, no. Oh, I don't
feel too good. I'm not feeling my
bads.
I'm leaving him busy!
I'm leaving him busy!
Am I permanently dead?
Oh, they got me.
How do you like it, son?
How do you like such?
Take the undefiled beads.
You sad to buy.
All right.
You win this battle.
Not this other one that is happening now.
Oh, sorry gimmick.
Sorry. Hold on.
Oh, sorry give me
Okay
I'm not certain much, but I am certain that I did not have my team that is what I'm certain
That one right there
Oh, I'm sorry, Mark.
I'm covering you, Phoenix.
Kill that one right there.
Kill that one.
No, no, no.
I'm trying to describe the one that I'm talking about,
but I don't want to be on Twitter.
Take that!
Take that!
What I cannot describe.
I have this bow.
Oh, well, I'm not feeling that good.
I'm not feeling that good.
All right, I don't feel that good. I'm not feeling that good
That was unfair that was unfair that was unfair
Guys, I think we might lose this one, but I've heard from my bungalows that there's a break on their trade.
I don't know if that's true though, okay?
Yeah, they've got that.
They're doing a break on our trade now.
He's right now. Mark's killing me.
Wait, where's the break on their trade? Where is it?
I don't know!
Where's the break at?
Where's the break at?
Where's the break at?
At the front?
Guys, go to the front immediately!
They've got our break! They've got our break!
I will don't worry. I'll break theirs.
I threw him off the tree!
Yeah!
Oh, well, that didn't last very long.
Hey, that bitch!
Don't grab the plunger.
I'm not feeling too good.
Oh, here.
Killing it!
What do I do with the plunger?
I'll pick it up and smack people with it.
Guys, I think it's time to accept defeat.
Sike! I would never accept defeat!
defeat the god with you demon huh well it was worth it it was worth it was worth it
worth it buddy oh well we lost guys listen there's only one reasonable explanation for
what just happened can I have the floor gentlemen I have to have permission to have the floor
Can I have the floor?
You have the floor.
There's only one reasonable explanation for what just happened,
and that is Habibi is a racist.
Habibi is a racist.
He's a cheat.
He's a liar.
What?
Black dog, what do you mean?
Oh, yeah, you're carrying this, guys.
I want you to get really close to your microphone
and say what you just said one more time.
listen in the game I am a black little puppy okay a cute little puppy with black fur
mm-hmm okay but I don't look at you are racist didn't even use the bleeper that
time yeah we have we do this thing how do we do this okay all right back to do
that good you think you're gonna take me off my game station you can take me
off my game station do you
oh shit oh shit fucking cooking oh my god
we got to keep it keep it on me keep it on me I got to see on the game station
mom said 30 more minutes mom said 30 more minutes keep me on the game
Sorry, dude. Sorry.
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Ah! It's keeping me on the game station!
Keeping me on the game station!
It's my turn!
Give up the game station!
Fronk's game station!
No.
No.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Get off the game, Shazam!
NOOOOO!
I got you, Mr. President!
I got you, guys! I need help on my team!
I keep getting switched off!
Get him, get him!
NOOOOOOO!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
I'm gonna get him!
I don't know!
I don't know!
You're doing amazing, sir.
M-my shirt got off!
Thank you, good turn!
Thank you, sir!
Fuck this shield!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
Why did it always punch?
Gingy and not you!
Nooooo!
What are you inside you?
Guys, you have to keep me on the game station!
Hey, sir!
I can't get up, he's just dragging me here!
You gotta get this guy off the game station.
Get quicksand out of this lobby!
Don't you let me go!
I got the game cheese! I got the game cheese!
I got quicksand! I got quicksand!
I got quicksand! I got quicksand!
I got quicksand! I got quicksand!
No!
He's a jumping kick.
As I'm dragging him, he does a jumping kick.
It's over. It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
We get it, we get it, run and jump and then press right click in the air.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm on the game, I'm on the game.
What?
Why do I not get a shield?
I'm on the family right here.
You're gonna get beat up, bitch.
You stopped me out on the game.
We did it! Let's go! Let's go!
We did it!
We did it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, too easy, too easy, almost too easy.
Cheers, boys, for another successful...
Uh...
Whatever.
I have no idea about the controls, but I'm having fun.
I'm just having fun.
I'm button-mashing and drinking that's my strategy deadly boys I think we have to
up our game BB may be racist but he's all so good at the game I think we
target him. I am not. I can't. That's impossible. That's how it works. That's what we look at.
You see me? You see me? Watch this technique. You see me? You see me?
I'm not even spawned in right now. You're right there. You're literally right there.
Get me out of there. You're literally right here. Watch this. Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this. Jump. Jump. And then boom. One of those.
There he is.
Great job, BoBoBos.
That's a drop kick.
That's a drop kick right there.
Oh.
What are we supposed to be doing here?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I see, I see suitcases.
Oh, OK.
Let's put them in the bowl.
Put them on the line, I think.
Very middle.
Where do I put them?
Where do I put the suitcases?
Put it on the belt, put it on the yellow belt.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
A little confused.
Alright, I've got it.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright, alright.
I'm putting it on the yellow belt.
Alright.
The jump kick is beautiful.
Hey guys the belt goes all in one direction that doesn't help us at all.
I'm just now noticing it's just a big circle. Guys the suitcase belt goes into a circle.
I never played this before!
Right!
How do you play?
Red side!
Red side!
Over right here!
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
It's like the candy!
Oh!
I see!
Fiatus, you don't stop dry humping me!
I'm going to have to get a ball to...
No!
I'm warning you!
Three...
That's right!
I will stay flashing!
That's right!
You've not earned this. You've not earned this.
How you like that, huh? How you like that? I'm going to throw you this trash over here.
Pussy.
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Pussy!
Oh, sorry gimmick
What's going on? I like that huh? Are you like that a baby? Are you like endless eternity and darkness?
Oh my god, I've invested I've invested I've invested
down I've been bested I've been bested oh no I've been bested I've been bested oh no I've
been bested I've been bested I got this one oh baby I had a match of the ages and epic
battle an epic battle of the ages you would not pick me with this I think that was one
of my own would be. I took my own of the hot. Take that.
Oh my god.
Oh, I have to do the x-ray.
No!
Well, we lost. We lost.
We started getting so well.
We figured out what the hell we were supposed to do.
Oh, Mr. Fish document. What good thing could happen?
I think I'm gonna beat you.
Thank you.
Guys, hold on guys, we have to consider that Hibibi may be cheating.
He might be cheating.
He might, he actually might be cheating.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
He may be cheating.
He's leading with slurs.
Guys, actually, Hibibi sent me a DM earlier saying,
I'm going to DDoS you 17 times tonight.
Also, he's called himself a black dog.
Yeah, what's that about?
Do you think that's like a metaphor or like an analogy?
No idea, but it's a racial comparison.
It's a racial comparison.
What could that be?
It's bleeding to me.
All right, you guys, grab them off.
You load them in the trebuchet.
You toss that.
I saw a tweet earlier that accused you of racism.
Can I see the trebuchet as well?
Watch me, boys.
50!
50!
I'm confused with the.
I'm just kidding.
It's like me, that might be.
Bad laugh, bad laugh, bad laugh, bad laugh.
Bad laugh, bad laugh, bad laugh.
You never know when it might happen, but it might happen.
Want to go for a treat?
Feeders, you put me down at once.
While I laugh, you wreck them in the wishy-pinky finger hold.
Quicker than you can say, oh my goodness uncle, is that your finger?
No!
On this side.
You and I, you and I.
You and I.
Fetus?
Fetus, you will be defeated.
Fetus, you will be defeated with the veracity of a thousand lines.
I was trained by Al-Qaeda.
There's no way you would defeat me.
Oh, well.
I don't know why Habibi and you are so close.
Oh, what the-
Wow!
Wow!
Who's that? Why are you guys talking about Habibi?
Oh
Saturday's getting wild Saturday's get a little wild Saturday's get a little crazy. I'm not gonna
Guys a when this gets clipped for Twitter
Was not part of it remember this
But this is not my thing remember that when it gets good that Twitter this is not me
this is not me someone else saying that hold on guys I'm not even showing the
objectives
I hold on give it I've got to come back here come back here
Wait, how did you guys win?
I don't know what is going on.
Fetus made that Alkide comment and it totally fused me out of here.
Get them out of here, man.
Bebe!
I won't lie, Fetus actually made crazy that round with the Alkide comment.
Who'd love to join?
This is...
is I was making a risky but tasteful joke and then fetus uses a class traitor
he's a class traitor
Lock it in boys lock it in one oh no we want to keep scoring for you who's
Mark is you look at that take me oh look at that take me that's incredible
That's the difference, that's the difference.
Oh, that's incredible.
Oh, hold on.
Everyone stop. I have to wake up.
I'm having a slumber.
He's not smart with the pace.
Oh, dude, I just pushed him out.
I'm just rapidly drinking left click.
Anybody in the way gets designated.
Come here, come here.
They're about to score. Stop them!
Stop them!
I'm out.
Knocked out.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him!
You're a couple with me.
Hey, like that, Peter's out.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Go, go, go, jump into it!
Oh my god, Mark's just knocked me out with the ball.
Mark's an idiot.
Mark's an idiot.
Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball!
Mark's an idiot.
I got it, I got it!
Oh, no I don't. No I do not have the ball.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Stop it!
I'm running it, I'm running it! Stay with me, come on!
Yeah! Come on!
It's so close! Stop it!
Get the ball, win!
Oh
I got the ball
I press the throw button and I know it's going to lead to one end.
How does Mark's throw at that far?
How do you throw at that far? How do you throw at that far?
Put me in the NFL son!
Oh brilliant to spin guys, you have to spin first.
Oh stop him, stop him, stop him!
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
He just unhand me at once.
Oh, there'll be dire consequences.
Why is it bro?
Okay, alright.
No.
Alright, okay, I feel as if this is unfair.
Um, hey, not again.
I'll break out of here.
Make mad, foul bees.
You can't find my mark, man. You're like, get out of here, baddie.
Fuck you, man, don't get in there!
Where?
No!
Oh, thank you.
People in group sport are the...
The guys who are the ringers.
Oh, my goodness.
How do you throw that on?
No idea.
Yeah, nobody knows.
I'm like, DDoS, Mark.
DDoS, Mark, quick.
DDoS is assed.
Wait, Mark just threw it incredibly far without even spinning.
I'm not even duggin' man.
Oh my god!
No!
Oh, that was us.
Oh, hey!
Yeah, I did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was me!
That was me!
That was me!
Wait, you put it in there?
Oh.
I posted some tracks ago, I think.
How is Mark throwing it that far? I don't understand.
Fucking cheating! How is she throwing it that far?
Both of them were throwing it too far. I literally see both of them throwing it like
half the cord. How is he doing that?
Are we trying to put it in the blue guard or the red guard?
You're the world brand you've got bales!
I know, but...
Mark is literally professional. He is gonna get scouted and he's going to the big leagues.
He's going to the big leagues.
How do you like that, huh, Bibi? Come with me.
Come with me, Bibi.
Come with me.
I'm gonna put you in this goal over here.
Oh my goodness, this is clearly, this is clearly prejudice
Hey, baby, baby
You want this you want this because I've got plenty for everyone you want to miss you stupid motherfucker you want to miss oh
My goodness
My goodness oh
My goodness
Get out of here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
Yes!
What the hell?
I'm here!
That's bullshit.
You're just fucking...
Five to one boys!
Five to one!
I've got all five of those goals in here.
You're just fucking...
I'm not getting...
Mark is ready to take it.
Mark's probably sober playing this competitively right now, dude.
I've got it!
I've got the ball!
I've got it!
Put it in!
Yeah!
F**k!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
There you go dude, take it easy.
Yeah! Yes!
Too easy! Too easy!
Watch the head plate.
I'm gonna...
Take it and go.
Oh my God.
Listen, if we're playing another one, let's get another two.
Instead of having to drink it.
just kick the people that are going to go back to the lobby this is so fun
you go back to the lobby we can get another two who we trust who's not
like Mark unlike Mark Mark is not happy he is a very good player he's a very
good player very good player very good player if you guys see my girl she is
60 hours, who's got like 4 months?
I actually didn't see his girl type of the chest and say that's my man.
I actually didn't see that, I actually didn't see that.
I actually didn't see that, that is something I saw in this game.
Wait, are we losing already?
Yeah, you're already losing, was he?
Look at this, look at Mark, look at Mark.
Look at all those strippers over there.
Oh, what a fucking hero, what a hero.
What a hero, what a, I see, Mark stand back, I've got this one, Mark, let me handle this one.
Wooo!
Oh, I got blocked, blocked, blocked, gonna turn it.
Go ahead and jump and kick at it.
Or punch it.
Yeah!
Ohhhh.
He's got a steal.
Ohhhh.
Yeah, ohhhh.
Yeah, ohhhh.
Oh, shit.
Ohhhh.
Oh, Fiat is unhand me at once.
I'm trying to play sports ball.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm playing for an hour.
That's the only move I know how to do.
Oh, get it in!
Get it in!
I'm pushing it, I'm pushing it!
Gingy, let him have it!
Gingy, let him have it!
Oh, Gingy!
Oh my God!
No way!
I think that that was me. That was me.
Oh, she's got that goal.
3 pointer, 3 pointer. Mark's trying to pull up to the gate.
I'll see that.
I had me at once push me right in I don't know what to do
Yeah, man.
I got some mask on.
Look at this, man.
I'm playing D more consistently.
Go, Mark!
Go, Mark!
I'm so nervous, man.
I have no faith in your best-made e-sports fucking pro
players in this.
Just give it a go!
No, I thought you had me.
No.
Oh, it's just a bit confusing.
Oh
Not now give me god. Did you just dog me out good shit?
I'm double lambie of sorts. My bad mark. Just jump kick me in the air like you knew why you knew
Oh bad he has me in his vice grip
I like that bitch I like this pussy
Yeah, yeah
Oh, it is!
Yeah!
No!
You gotta shoot that one in the face several times.
No!
Oh, wait, I'm in a perfect spot!
I'm going for- oh, shit.
Go, go, go!
Nice!
He begs!
He begs! He begs! He begs!
Yeah, yeah, it's not much.
Yeah, it's not much.
Yeah!
Yeah!
This might be my favorite.
Yeah, this is definitely my favorite.
What are you doing, Chachay?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Okay, nice.
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Deep in, deep in, deep in!
He is unambient once!
Fuck you!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Unambient once, Phoenix! Unambient once!
Oh
Go go go go go go go go go!
Oh there it is there it is!
Get it in the zone come on bumper kick bumper kick!
Get it in get it in!
Come on!
Nice nice nice I stole it. I thought I would show it out.
Nice block, nice block.
60 seconds point 60 seconds knocking in knocking in.
I'm gonna play safety I'm gonna play safety.
Oh
10 seconds boys 10 seconds!
Oh shit shit shit!
Just keep em out keep em out keep em out!
Keep em out of the goal keep em out of the goal!
Damn!
This is too easy!
Good work!
Oh it's good work!
if the buglet a gentleman perhaps this is so
smart out of here you guys are jealous of
mark it's unbecoming it's unbecoming yes so jealous of mark so jealous thing is
that chaotic is good at certain games too so it's kind of even felt for you
different game you know I'd like mr. Mark is a good man
we would give you these characters at random that's right that's true that's
very true Mark I think you just fucking sucka punch me and feet
is now fondling me I like that bitch up I like this but say like that
huh oh there's stamina you can only carry the ball for like five seconds
Oh
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Put it in!
I'll get you in!
Oh, he's...
It's too easy!
Watch the kids!
Watch the kids!
Watch the kids!
Oh, friendship, my boy!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Oh, I don't got no more
I can't touch the beat of the beat
I got it again, I got it again, I got it again, I got it again, I got it again, I got it again, I got it again, I got it again
Oh
FUCK!
PUT IT IN!
NOOOOO!
I saw, I saw, I saw
I saw
I got it again!
Oh no, no, I got jiggie, sorry, bye bye
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it!
Nooooo!
Play don't!
Go!
Jump!
Touch me Mark...
Touch me touch me!
I got it oh no no no no no!
I got it I got it I got it!
I hold on.
I got it I got it!
I got it I got it!
Get the ball!
Get the ball!
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Go! Put it in! Put it in!
Yeah!
Too easy, too easy.
You got so much better.
That was all you Tina. That was all you.
My man, my man, my man.
Fucking down to another W from Mark.
No, he just said it was all me. He just said it was all me. That's what he said.
Get it! Get it!
Fuck you Tina, I had to have me at once.
Get out of here!
No, no, no, no.
No!
Oh, they're playing dirty, they're playing dirty.
That's not smart. It's not smart out of the way.
Oh my goodness, please, Dennis!
Fears, I'd have had me at once!
Go, fetus!
Come on, Rob, take a fetus!
oh oh I've had been one speed it's I've had been one oh sorry my oh sorry my
Come on over here, let's all get it, let's all get it.
Let's stay track of these fucking people.
Give me that ball!
How did that jump kick that way?
Mark, knock me out, mark, knock me out!
Knock Mark out!
Get out of here, baby!
Alright Mark, go, go, go!
I
I got it boys! I got it! I got it! I got it!
You're ball colored! You're ball colored!
Go go go!
Yeah, your color is similar shade!
I got it! Oh no!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness! Excellent throw mark!
Excellent throw mark! Excellent throw mark!
Excellent throw!
Oh
Oh
Here's I'd add me at what
What kind of pussy shit is that what a draw?
I'll take it.
All right, one more.
I didn't fix it.
I'm not going to lie to you, that might be it for me.
I'm feeling pretty good.
Pretty good.
We're gonna go take a nice warm bath.
Nice warm bath.
Little salivation on the handheld radio.
Hold on, what's going on here?
Hold on, wait a second.
Oh, sucker.
What's going on here?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
Get it off of me.
Motherfucker.
Oh.
Oh, god damn it.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh shit, NO!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
Get the balls boys, get in there!
NO!
Close one, dude.
Son of a-
I'm chasing her down.
Oh, I'm gonna get her, I'm gonna get her!
Yeah!
Yeah!
No!
Alright, I don't think you're good.
I'm not feeling my best.
Hold on.
Yeah!
This marker has gotta go.
Go, go, go, go!
Yeah!
I will not!
Yeah!
Oh, he's gotta go.
Oh
We knocked each other out
Quick me boys quick me get the gold get the gold
So far
The wrong way
Yeah, I'm thinking so far I can only kick it like a foot
I got him. I got him. Score. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. Ready for the ball.
Put it in the middle, put it in the middle, put it in the middle, yeah!
Oh, he missed the one timer.
Whoa!
Oh!
Yeah, how do you kick it that far?
Yeah!
He's very quick, I think.
I've been doing that.
Oh!
Shift jump right there.
GG!
Alright, alright.
GG!
GG!
Go check, GG!
Alright, man!
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
I just followed the ball and left clicking and hoping something good happens.
Something good did not happen.
Oh my goodness, he's got an arm on him.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Let's go!
Alright!
Hey Elliot, always, always.
Alright.
Oh, sorry.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Going for it, going for it, going for it.
I see what you're up to, I see what you're up to there.
You're just waiting for me to die.
I'm just doing my part.
I'm just doing my part.
Go, go, go.
She hit me.
I saved this.
How'd you do that?
Out of your business, weather boy.
Put it in the middle, put it in the middle, all in it, put it in the middle.
Right over.
Kick it to the middle mark, all in it, kick it to the middle mark.
JJ!
Kick it to the middle, I'll punch it, punch it, I'll punch it, kick it to the middle.
He's talking Mark. Yeah
He's talking everyone
I'll put it in pretty little pretty little
All right, all right.
There it is, boy.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go.
Oh.
Get off of me, Creighton.
Get off of me.
Get off of me, Creighton.
Get off of me, slut.
I like that.
Feed us out.
What the hell was that?
That was a fucking haymaker.
That was a fucking haymaker.
That was a fucking haymaker.
That was a fucking haymaker.
He just felt funny.
One, two, Connor McGregor, haymaker, pussy.
That's what you just felt, all right?
I've been practicing that the iron punch.
I'm Patrick Starr this big.
I've got the iron booty.
I'm Patrick Starr this big.
I've got the iron booty.
What the heck?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
to take it easy on him. If I had it with the Max Holloway, they'd be dead.
Oh, honey, I put it in my state.
Oh, shit.
It's a little delay. It's a little delay.
Digi is meditating.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's that right here?
Come over here.
We'll get you out of here.
I say thank you, sir. Thank you.
Oh, take that.
Take that, bitch.
Nobody wants to compete for this.
Get off of Dindy!
I like that huh?
I like that piece.
You want to go?
You want to go?
Guys, always just keep out of the goal for 7 seconds and we win the game forever and we
will sing songs of us.
Victory!
Faculty!
I think I was the last one.
I had so fun.
I had a great time, my friends.
That was really fun.
That was fun.
And we didn't get DDoS on this game.
That's true.
That's true.
You loved this game.
Thank you for the groove.
Yeah, let's forget.
fucking awesome yeah that was that was a fun ass hour
if only yeah whatever we got from it yeah we'll figure out of play left and
then without getting D-dots don't worry boys we'll figure it out looking forward
to it yeah my stream genuinely got D-dots like 10 times tonight it was
ridiculous I guys I can't play anymore I'm so I'm
I'm out with you, dude. I'm gonna grab a lot of water
To the max. Oh a large eyes and a cocoa
My chili
What is that?
Good night boys, have a good night!
Good night, fungaches, have a good night everyone!
A thousand good nights!
10,000 blessings, 10,000 blessings!
Have a great night, have a good one!
Alright boys, I have muted them, I have muted the game.
Sorry about all the DDoS attacks today, boys.
For those of you that don't know, a final, final quick review of the situation.
I accidentally leaked my IP by playing Left 4 Dead 2 on a local server.
Heeehee.
Oopsy poopsies.
I have enabled many, many, many protective things against DDoSing.
That's why the twitch is still up because this pussy bitch doesn't know how to get through
him.
On Monday, I will have my entire IP reset so that all of the platforms can enjoy the stream
with no D-Dossing attacks, but I would just like to reiterate that even though this guy
literally has my IP right now, I'm still streaming.
ahhh guys can we get a quick ha ha the chat this guy has had my ip for four hours and
I'm still streaming oh my god how sad and pathetic how he still has it right now how
sad and pathetic how sad and pathetic well that's how it goes sometimes guys if there
There wasn't losers, there wouldn't be winners, there has to be a loser, and it's that guy.
All right gang!
Have a good night, everybody!
Good night, boys!
Have a good night!
Good night, everyone!
Have a good night now.
Good night, gang!
Have a good night, good night, everyone!
Have a good night now!
Have a good night!
Good night. Good night now. Have a good weekend. I hope everybody has a great Memorial weekend.
Thank you. Shout out. Well, I'm going to shout out on Monday anyways, but I'll do a quick pre-emptive
shout out because that's what they deserve. I'll do a quick pre-emptive shout out even
though it's not even Monday. I'll do a quick pre-emptive. God bless our troops. God bless
America.
And gentlemen!
Start your
EngiGE!
Ehhhhh, yeah,
U.N. Day!
U.N. Day!
U.N. Day! U.N. Day! U.N. Day!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Oh, it is a beautiful day a beautiful time to play the game time to play the game
All right, you got me sit down for this one I may startle you when I say this I
May have had a sip of tootie drink tonight
All right
guys
Guys sit down
Sit down
Guys, I don't want to startle you. I don't want to start. I don't want to startle you. I may have had a
Maybe even two cents
Maybe even two I don't want to start with you though sit down sit down sit down
I don't want to startle you don't pass out when I tell you this. Mm-hmm. I don't believe you. It's true
It's true. It really is true. It really is true. It really is. It really is. I'm
sitting good. Good because I you should be surprised right now. Prove it. Fine.
You've caught me. I will even take one more. Cheers boys. Cheers gentlemen.
through the buggy ladies and the troops oh what happens what happens oh good
happens oh my goodness guys I can say me I say so quick I'm so glad that this
community is not built off of some pussy community that you would see on like
Twitter or something. There's probably so many streamers out there that aren't even going to
celebrate them all day. I bet you they wouldn't even mention it. Jesus Christ, imagine how much
of a bitch you have to be. Imagine how much of a pussy you have to be. It's, oh, oh my goodness.
Imagine, imagine, all good happens. Bunch of pussies out there. Godspeed, boys. Godspeed,
Godspeed. Godspeed to each and every one of you. I will have the DDoS signal. We kind of already
have it under control, but we will have the DDoSing solid and seal off by Monday. No more DDoS attacks
and I won't accidentally leak the IP again. Oopsies. That was on me. That was on me. Hey,
don't you list specific streamers over there, you big naughty. Don't you list specific streamers
over there. Don't you do it! Don't you do it! You big naughty! No! Don't shout! No, no, no, no, no!
I'm Canadian. Not a good day to be Canadian on Monday. Not a good day to be Canadian on Monday,
You could be Canadian any other day of the year, not on Monday. Not on Monday.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Oh.
Oh. Alright.
I'm.
I'm going to go to sleep now. I'm going to go to sleep. Today was a good day. Today was
Also, I'm going to figure out how to do Left and Dead 2 without getting D-Dust.
It is my mission!
It is my mission!
I must figure it out!
I will beat it together!
Actually, can I ask you guys, guys, only answer if you're like a techie guy.
When using, because I saw there was four options and we only tried two.
do you think there's a way to play it without getting D dust?
Or is that just no, no, no, not possible?
And don't say VPN because I think VPN has to be used by everybody
and it's already hard enough to organize.
Hmm, very easy.
All right, guys, if you are a hacker slash technician,
can you put a full description for me in my Discord
in the stream ideas chat on how to specifically do it
without getting D-dice, without a VPN.
Without a VPN, I don't, well, actually, wait, hold up,
wait, let me rephrase that.
I'm cool to use a VPN.
I don't wanna make everyone else use a VPN.
That's too much of a hassle.
That's way too much of a hassle.
I'll use a VPN.
I know how to do it.
It's whatever.
I don't wanna make everyone else do it.
Ah, mm, I bet this will go great.
Yeah, probably, probably.
Yes, Mr. P. just hide your ski screen free of charge. Thank you, Mr. Keynes. Thank you,
Mr. Keynes. Thank you. VPN plus port forward. I'm not making a Minecraft server over here.
Fuck you. That is for Minecraft. I don't know a lot, but I know port forwarding is for Minecraft.
I know that. I know that. I've made Minecraft service before.
Why not pay for a server hosting service? Yeah, that's the thing, though, is how would we even connect to it?
I don't even know if that game has those capabilities.
I would have, but we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. I'll piece it together.
But seriously, guys, no for real. If you guys like our hackers or like super techie guys,
Please put it in the stream ideas chat because I'm tech savvy, but I'm not that tech savvy
I can stop like the riff raff from you know doing
Minus stuff to us when it comes to actual smart guys that
No coding they're gonna fuck my ass every time I need real real geniuses in the stream ideas
Yeah, yeah, I need yeah, I need yeah
use an uno reverse and incredible and inquisitive idea serve an uno reverse and uno reverse
perhaps. Hmm. Perhaps. Or maybe a checkmate. DDoS the back? Guys, I'm actually pretty sure
that that- wait, honeypot. Oh my god, that guy actually knows what he's talking about.
Holy shit. You would not know it just by looking at the chat. That guy saying the word honeypot?
I know he knows what he's talking about because when I was getting DDoS
I was looking through all of my security system, and I saw the wood honeypot, and I had no idea what it meant I
Had no idea
That guy actually knows something I
Swore to God. I was looking for my security system, and I saw the wood honeypot. I
Didn't click it though because I didn't know what it meant
that guy knows something that guy right there knows something that guy is a CIA operative
sir it was him I know it was not him sir whoever just said honeypot no not honey cocky dumb
bitch whoever just said honeypot put it in the stream ideas Jack put it in the stream ideas
Jack, you obviously know what you're talking about. You obviously know what you're talking about.
All right, good night, everyone. Good night, gang. No, no, not honey pussy, not honey tint,
honey pot. That's a shot in the security files. Good night. Good night, gang. No, not honey cock.
Good night! Good night everyone! Good night! I hope everyone has a great night, a great
weekend at a fantastic memorial day. Good night now. Good night. Have a good night, everyone.
Have a good night now. Good night, gang. Have a good night. No, not a honey slut. No, not
a funny fuck no that's no that's none of those things none of those things no
none of those things you are wrong you are misinformed you are wrong and
misinformed no none of those things no not horse cock either although I'm
friends with doublelift and I have heard gracious things I have heard that it
drips down like a cat and light from the top of a cave I don't know if I'm
I'm using the right word.
Hold on, I have to find the right word.
Is it catalyte?
What is the thing that drips down
from the top of a cave?
A calcite!
A calcite, oh, a stalagmite!
A stalagmite!
Double lift penis is a stalagmite in size,
40 inches at minimum, 32 inches in diameter, incredulous.
All right, goodnight everyone.
Have a good night, gang.
Have a good night.
It's the Lagmite Honeycock, got it.
Yes, write that down.
Write that down, take another ship off perhaps,
only if you guys enjoyed me.
Only if you enjoyed me, I would take one more ship.
Only if you join me.
Alright, because if you don't join me, I'm not doing it.
Are you gonna join me or not?
A cheese boys, cheese gentlemen!
Ah, oh my goodness.
A whimsical day full of whimsical tears.
Oh, Santa Claus could come to town
and it would make no difference.
The whimsy levels are already at maximum.
The whimsy and jolly levels are already at maximum.
Let that fat red pussy come down from the sky.
I wouldn't, it wouldn't make a single difference.
The cheer and the whimsy levels are already at maximum.
Peanut Fleshlight, I have been considering
branching out in my merch store to include more exotic items.
I have been working for a long time for a body pillow
and a sexy fireman peanut calendar.
But a flashlight I think would be one step too far.
You're talking about boys?
I think it'll be one step too far.
Imagine us trying to get sponsors at that point.
Would you like to be sponsored by peanuts?
Well, that guy has a flush slide of him on his merch store
That's where the problems would begin there, right?
That's where the problems would begin there
Would begin there that is where the problems begin you understand you understand
Oh, oh, Mr. Clay, I'm over thinking some way, good man, good, oh, man!
Thank you, my boy, appreciate you, my boy.
Honestly, I'm just going to sit here until I run out of stuff to say.
Too bad.
I actually just ran out of stuff to say right when I said that.
Well, that's a decline tactic.
Well, all right, good night, everyone.
Good night gang, good night everyone, good night gang, good night gang, do you really
think Bush did 9-11?
Let's talk about that for a second, think about that for a second, alright?
What happened there?
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but who knows?
Alright, good night everybody, good night gang, have a good night everyone, good night
gang, alright, good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, good night,
now good night jet fuel that's true that's actually guys I'm not gonna lie to
you listen listen I'm all for conspiracy theories but wouldn't the
trajectory of the plane be what weakened the metal bars right jet fuel you
wouldn't really need it to melt the bars right right wouldn't it wouldn't it
make more sense if the plane had enough velocity to break the metal bars and you
don't really need the jet fuel?
I don't know. I'll tell you what though. Building 7. Who said that? Hold on, who said?
Is that someone over there? Who's that someone over there? Who said that?
building seven who said that oh and did someone say that over there who said
that I think I saw him scurry off I'm pretty certain I saw whoever said that
run off that direction be careful out there be careful who said it that's not
trying to figure out that's not trying to figure out all right good night
everyone good night gang good night good night daddy have a good night good
night good night now good night now all right okay all right good night now
good night good night all right good night now all right good night I've got
something else to say I feel like you got you I see you guys telling me to
go to bed so I first of all hot spot oh actually that's another thing I actually
will get another oh my goodness wait guys remember like two days ago when I was
like oh do I really need two internet's and everyone else had two internet's and
I was like guys we don't actually need to internet we've never had problems and then boom tonight happened. Oh my goodness
One of the chances one of the chances
What I was gonna say by the way is that that CIA guy that's all over Twitter
We sure he's not
Planting ideas on mine
I don't know I don't know I see guys see guys
All right, see you everyone see guys have a good one. Good night everyone. Good night gang. Have a good night
Good night
Wait for my burger
I'm about to order the craziest
easiest combination of food off the jack-in-the-box menu.
I'm gonna get three spicy chicken sandwiches,
six party pack of tacos, two double bacon burgers,
one side of the jalapeno poppers or whatever they call them,
two curly french fries, a large dark pepper,
a cookies and cream shake, no cherry by the way.
if you eat fruit with your desserts that's a big problem that's a huge
problem that's a huge problem if you're gonna be a piece of shit be a piece of
shit oh don't be like oh but it had a cherry on top fuck yourself and then die
Fuck yourself and then die.
Delicious treats should not have any fruits or vegetables on them at all.
It should be a law.
Anyone who gets fruits or vegetables on any dessert should be executed.
In the game of course, in party animals.
In this game right here, in the game.
Mm-hmm. That's right. That's right. That's right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I never order any
delicious drink with a cherry on top of it. I'm gonna go to bed. All right, see you guys.
Have a good one. All right, guys. Have a good one. Have a good one. Good night, guys.
Have a good one. Good night now. Good night, everyone. Good night, gang. Have a good one.
Good night!
Good night!
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