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CS2 | PRACTICING FOR AT&T ANNIHILATOR CUP FINALE | CASE OPENINGS | DoubleLift x HutchMF x Yvonne | #BUNGULATE
05-26-2026 · 7h 02m
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Let's go! Let's go!
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen, not just because there is not a cloud in the sky, not
not just because it's the perfect temperature, but because today we honor, we honor those
who have sacrificed it all.
God bless our troops!
God bless America!
And gentlemen, start your engines!
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Now boys boys boys I've come for the not before we get into the shimmy Sam before we get out by the way my YouTube
Jack keeps pausing what is wrong. I've got to figure out a solution that
That's right. That's right. Yeah, yeah brother. Yeah, yeah, brother
This week is a big week by the way concerning the DDoS attack gentlemen
Yeah
Concerned the DDoS attacks. Hopefully we have no problems
After what happened on Saturday? Oh my goodness. What? What a spicy time. What a spicy time
I will say to you gentlemen with it being Memorial weekend. It was hard to make big moves
But we are we are I'm looking for I
I'm moving towards what permanent
Permanent solutions backup internet's all that stuff moving forward in the week, you know
It was Memorial weekend, so it's hard to make big moves big moves. You know talking about boys
So, you know, we'll just see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
But this week, this week, this week, gentlemen, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week, big week.
Well, actually, it's kind of later than we did this week.
On Thursday, we'll be taking the A-T-N-T championship home finally after a long and grueling month.
We'll be taking home the gold prize easily. Hopefully they don't do any double points bullshit
We're practicing just in case something goes right just to get you something around the corner
We don't notice yet. Also
Also, we haven't done one of these in a long long time long long long long long long time long long long long time
But do you guys remember those focus fuel giveaways and stuff?
Well, and those might by the way if there's you guys don't know focus fuels was my first sponsor ever
they caught me but I was very very uh when I was very new to the streaming scene I'm really
good friends with them they're my boys uh I fucking love them and I just it's been too long since
we did a big thing and we kind of came to a fruition boys we kind of came to a fruition I
can't really tell you all that's going on but there's some cool stuff but in honor of it I will be
doing a 24 hour stream on Friday starting at noon gentlemen in honor of our relationship
with mr. focus fuel yes that's right and I have an idea guys hold on this is just idea
by the way this is tell me how you like it tell me how you like it it's just an idea
I'm not certain what I'm gonna do during the 24 hours yet but just I'm gonna pit so I'm
gonna float something to you I'm gonna float something to you okay are you guys ready I'm
I'm gonna float something through here we go.
I was thinking we do a 24 hour start to finish
with coconut seven days to die all the way to the game.
No, yes, maybe, no, maybe yes, no, maybe no.
Yes, yes, no, yes.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I've seen quite a number of yeses.
I've seen quite a number of yeses, a couple of noes.
Oh yes, I'm sorry Mr. Stopwatch.
I've got you, I've got you Mr. Stopwatch, don't you worry.
By the way, that's not, that's not for sure.
I'm just pitching some ideas.
I was also thinking about doing,
now this is the second idea.
But remember there's consequences to this.
There's consequences.
I was thinking, maybe doing like a four game,
six hours per game, starting with Tarkov,
then going to like, I don't know, another game,
then doing another game, then doing another game.
Who knows, who knows.
Won't see.
Well, I'll put up a poll.
I'll put up a poll.
Yeah, maybe we play some silly games,
like Fall Guys or Party Animals.
Maybe we do, you know, Ark, or maybe we do, you know, CS2,
or Apex, or we'll probably do Runs, guys.
Runs is a week long investment.
This is a 24 hour stream.
A desex team, oh my god.
That sounds incredible.
Wow.
Oh, oh, sir.
Oh, that's, oh.
Well, I've already kind of invited Mr. Coconut.
I wouldn't do that another time,
but wow, that was a, who was it over there?
Who, who was it over there?
Who said that?
Who said that?
That was, oh, an original Deus Ex.
Here we go, and then we'll go over to the tube with the with the YouTube buggy ladies
Wait, hold on
Well, hold up. It's not working anymore
Well, why is it not working anymore? Hold on. Wait. Hold up. I fuck something up. Give me a second. Hold on
Hold on now. Wait. Hold on. You give me what are you guys give me a second?
Put that right there. Here we go. All right. There we go. All right. Good to go. Good to go
USA USA I have hit for about 15k in the last two days gambling happy
world I beat it also cheers up cheers boys cheers
hmm yes boys I didn't want to mention it but mr. bud beneficium pull it out of
me gentlemen I don't usually do this I'll see I'm a little embarrassed I'm alive
guys you don't you don't judge me please these guys these don't judge me please
don't tell me but in honor of memorial day I'm getting hammered yes I know make
sure you're sitting down make sure it sit down sit down everybody sit down
you're gonna want to sit down when I say this I'm getting hammered for memorial
day
yeah yeah yeah I know let's go got the team let's go got the team the team should
ready I am ultra late let me tell you I am ultra late let me see here let me see
oh yeah I see the team right here oh mr. double live that way you want this
fine day
mr. double live
mr. mr. double live mr. double live
This Mr. Double is dead.
Uh, uh, he's A-K.
He hates us.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Double is still away.
I don't know.
We, we're late.
We're late.
We are late boys.
We, we are late.
We are late.
He hates us because we're late.
fucking your dad how fast can you eat up pretty fast I haven't said this in a
while boys but in fourth grade they said I had an eighth degree but you have a
missed a double lip welcome oh yo what's up not the just hanging around just
hanging around just hanging around oh hell yeah dude I'm so excited oh I for
what am am enthusiastic are you ready to dominate mr. W
live?
All right, well, you know, that's the thing. I'm I'm at about
like 30% capacity at the moment.
Oh, is it because you're pooping in your pissen?
Yeah, I was peeing out of my butt for like two days didn't eat
a single bite of food for two days. It was it was brutal. I
can't believe Daisy could do that.
Oh, that's what Daisy would do. What did you have again? You
the hentai virus yeah it was the hentai virus dude i was on a cruise i think you're looking good but
no it was it was norovirus for edc it was what from what norovirus it's it's basically like food
poisoning but contagious and then i don't know like lina had it i thought it was food poisoning so
i was like okay she's got food poisoning and then i got it i was like oh fuck this is bad and then
You got airborne food virus from an erotic dance competition?
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it was.
I know.
How about you? Are you so knowledgeable about this?
My man!
My man!
Jeez!
I, I, I didn't know you'd game like that.
I didn't know you'd game like that, Mr. Dublin.
I didn't know you'd game like that.
Can't respect the game.
I can respect the game.
Alright, let's do it.
I'm with you like that, dude.
But I'm here, I'm here for the boys.
I'm here to lock in our absolute domination.
Oh yeah!
Let's go.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
All right, let me, okay, let me,
first off, let me change my name a quick.
I'm gonna make myself something cool.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh.
All right, there we go.
All right.
All right, now I'm gonna add that account you said to add.
Uh-huh.
Immediately.
And once again, to clarify, that's definitely my account.
This is his main account.
This is his main account.
I'll put that right here, but a big but a boom and friend. There we go. There you are concern. Thank you very much
Triple lift
Entirely though we're going with something a bit more rusty today boys a
bit more minimalist a bit more minimalist open
Concept where's the rest of the team? Are we just playing alone?
Yeah, good question. I thought you had a hutch on speed dial.
Oh, I know you mistaken. He has been battles on speed dial. I was just communicating with him through that.
What the fuck? Oh my God. Let's see if this guy's been on today.
Yvonne is opening Pokemon card packs. So she might be ready.
me. Oh hell yeah. Okay. All right. I should we get you on and we just run while waiting
for Mr. Hodge. Yeah, I'm down with that. I'm down with that. I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't think we'll need five people now that you're on your meal account. I don't think
so either. I'm just so glad in my delirious state that I was able to remember this count
from a long ago. Yes, yes, that's fantastic. That's fantastic. We just have to get you
your body here guys guys can you get your body here?
Holy shit.
You're fine.
That's power right there.
You just say boys.
Go go get him.
Sick of boys.
My boys.
That's able boys.
My boys are ready to rumble.
Oh my god.
I didn't even have time to text you.
We have a good one boys.
Good work.
Well, come in your mind.
Welcome in.
welcome in beautiful god that's got most right here fellas how are we gonna
say got motion we ain't got no motion
all right all right do I have you as a friend on here you bond I don't think so
No.
Should it be your speed, friend-coder?
I don't even want to check it out.
I'm whizzled.
Are you boys opening CS2 cases tonight?
Oh, well, you know, this is my account that I wouldn't normally be opening cases on,
but I could be convinced.
Ah!
Did you trade it to your regular account?
I know you used that account!
Wait, you're on to something.
Could be odd or something could
Could be odd or something
Hold on once I'm grabbing a couple cases just just to be saved judge to be savior. Don't want to be tasteless
I posted it in our group chat. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, like it's taking a oh
You know
You credit card information has been declined by your credit card company. Oh
That's not that's you know, that's not what we want to be hearing uh
That's after the DDoS
Oh my god, your life's in shambles. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. They're all calling me boy. Oh my goodness
Oh, oh
Oh my goodness. Hold on. I'm sure it was just a glitch. Let me just refresh the page. Of course.
It was probably just a glitch. It was probably just a glitch. Glitches like that happen all the time.
All the time. Glitches like that happen all the time.
Well, I'll just refresh the page. There we are. And boom! See that? Confirm. Oh! Oh my God, it actually was a glitch.
It actually worked.
Hurry!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, let me see here.
Alright, now to get 20 of these.
Here we are.
Almost done.
Almost done.
Here we are, I got 20.
And then back, 20 keys.
I'm good to go. I'm good to go. Now let me add you as a friend as well. There you are,
Yvonne. Here's a friend request just for you, just for you. Okay, good to go.
All right, I'm late to pass. Sorry. I'm late to class. Oh, welcome in miss dodge. Welcome in
I just wanted to say that I am here on time. Let the show I am eating so play a game without me
I'm still being sucked over. Let me see you sit down for that one. I'll be back. Uh, all right
We're gonna be you did something in fight hot you big shit. Okay boys. We did all right. Okay. Okay. Well do we play one without him?
Or how long is it till he gets back?
He's eating right yeah, I might take a while. I don't see that's true
That's true.
If much is eating, this could take multiple games.
Oh, Mr. Warmey, Mr. Coochie, Mr. Bunch, what's good, man, what a man!
And Mr. Dean, no, I prefer to get some like, good, bad, good, ah, man!
Thank you, mom, what, Mr. Bunch?
I, I, yeah, I agree with, I agree with Mr. Doublet.
I think we play at least one to ten games, so we allow him time to finish his food.
Hmm, if I did you accept my friend, Chris?
Uh, I didn't see it, yeah, I don't see it.
What? What do you mean?
Yeah, oh, what do you mean don't see it?
It's I know it's weird like I I'm looking at incoming requests unless your name is awesome pants five my name is
sex
Hover oh
Yes, then I see you sorry that
No worries. Yes, it is. Yes, it is no worries. No worries. Hey, it is
It is your me and yes
Yeah, I know my bad. I just thought it was a good one. I was sick. Anybody could have made it. I'm sick. Anybody could have made.
I still don't see you on my friends. Are you a prick? I'm not.
I accept it.
Checked out there!
They're good, eh?
Uh oh, maybe I have it.
I think I'll have a good one.
Z-Bug.
Yeah, yeah!
Do I have to restart my screen?
Hey, whatever you're ready, Yvonne, hey,
if you want to go away and cook yourself a meal
or go check the mail,
I mean
I mean
My steam bugged
Don't use your arc bag got buddy I
Oh, wait, no, we were probably last left on that. Yeah, we had like $15. All right, you got me there. All right
Okay, you could have that one you can that's
One and all all right fine. You could have that one, but you but you are not getting the next one
That I could promise you. There we go
Oh
Oh my goodness, I'm actually not peanut. This is peanuts great great great great grandkid
He died along with all of his forefathers and now I'm here, so I'm glad you finally were able to get that except
How long is the lifespan of a peanut I'm not lucky enough apparently not long enough
I
Swear to God if I press fucking go right now, and it says me five people I'm gonna lose my I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm gonna I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it
Okay, you ready I'm here
Honestly, you know what? If it says we can, we're gonna play competitive until God gets here. How about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, thank God. Oh, oh.
Oh, thank God.
Oh.
Oh, thank God.
Well, that was a close one. That was a close one.
Quick. Be a game. Lucky things open. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
W.H.1 Skeet said, Hello Good Sir, Combat Vet here on this Memorial Day, I'd just like
to give you a shout out and say thank you for the laughs, entertainment, that you provide
during rough times that a lot of us feel in everyday to day life.
My Goopa.
Jam Sets Tonight P.L.S.
See?
I'm Pabs, Pabs.
Honestly I might be down for a little jam this time.
I'm Pabs, I might be down for a quick jam this night.
Thank you for your service sir.
Thank you for your service.
shit is my boy and take our freedom
take our money we're gonna let him
okay if I can't cancel because they're in
you anyways I'm over it I was gonna buy
cases
oh well you can buy me the game box
You have the LeBron James of Count the Strike on your T-Dumlin.
I might be brawny.
We got brawn and brawny.
I think he's lying.
I think his card declined.
We've got Bronnie, LeBron, and Wimby.
I'm not, are you, it's a huge issue with another Pokemon
card pack, what are these names?
Wimby!
Who's Wimby?
He's kind of like the goat right now too.
Oh, I don't know if I can call myself a goat.
Just know that's a good thing.
Good, ah, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
Are you talking about Wendy like a professional CS2 player?
Professional basketball player?
Basketball player.
Oh.
Let's ride.
Don't worry.
die in real life. Oh my god, it's shorter online. What's shorter online? It's basically what you just
described, but it was an enemy. Poop Fartlord 83? You get a space Poop Fartlord 83?
Yep, yep, yep
Oh my god, what a bitch
I don't know
Yeah.
Good doing pretty good, but doing pretty good.
He's on site.
Oh my goodness.
Exhaustula.
Oh yeah.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
I'm just healing the bone.
Excelsior.
Oh yeah.
That was incredible.
Looking brisbee, only shoulder shots.
There you go.
Maybe we are, maybe we are the fast.
Maybe we are Mr. Bubbles or whatever Yvonne said.
Mr. Wubbles.
Oh, you're Wendy.
Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.
Maybe we are Mr. Wendy.
the three-pointer and overtime that's you
yeah yeah that's just what you guys what is the default button to talking game
I think I don't know I T so for real I don't see me under it's not you
I just like out on a
Yeah, then you guys I don't think I just got that kind
What rank we had
What rank are we in? Is that a degev?
Is that guy bowling down with a degev right now?
On round 2?
Guys, that guy has a degev on round 2!
I know, if I'm on the AFK, well there's a guy killing someone.
Wait, are we sure?
I'm getting it, boys! I'm getting it!
Why didn't anybody say anything?
We're just wicked bad good. It's still not work
I don't even know what the fuck is happening!
I don't even know what the fuck is happening!
Thank you my boy BG.
Move it son!
You people are so bad.
What the hell is he gonna get now?
So this is what it's like in 10k huh?
The penny shot!
This is crazy. This is crazy work.
This is insane.
I caught the guy with the gun.
Okay, all right. No, it's not that funny anymore.
Oh my god, that was- oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Elephant battle, elephant battle, elephant battle.
I don't know where I'll get this guy made. This is one guy made.
Like I caught it.
Ooh, I just hard whiffed. Holy.
We have bombed down the apps.
Ooh, double peaked.
Go and be. Watch out.
My wife is preggers. Will you please pray with me for a boy?
This guy's view model is demonic.
Oh Lord.
I feel his wife up like a jelly-dumper.
For some reason he's telling us all about it.
We also hope that it's a boy, Amen.
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!
Congratulations!
That's a weird one.
And then lock it in with lock, lock it in with lock, lock it in with lock.
How does Miss Yvonne have so much cash?
I also don't know. Are we buying or are we not saving?
Well, just press G and then we'll just go ahead
When you have G no no press one men g
G, G, G, G, right there, you're G.
G, G, G.
Ooh, oh, God, yeah!
Ah!
Ah!
Get him, get him, get him!
One ballast.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, that's not gonna get me.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
Shut the a-ram.
Oh, we're dead.
Oh.
There's a lot of people, part of the world, in peace, I think.
All right, okay, I'm gonna go ahead and open lucky case for us losing to these seven K. ELA players
It did it to themselves the people around them. I don't know what's going on this game. I I couldn't tell you either
Oh, he's gonna keep this in there.
One more time.
Oh, he'll keep this in there.
Oh, he's gonna keep this in there.
That'll happen.
That can't happen.
Abbeena, you suck!
Call the RnB.
You're not so good.
You're not so good.
I don't know I don't sorry no I don't get a good shot on me get a good shot you
that piece of shit we save one more I'm sorry boss I do sir I don't want to save
against these people I think that would be disrespectful to our jobs I'm rushing a
a ramp with the power of a thousand lights
all right let's go let's go
dude my blinds are so fucked up
oh they're throwing a ramp
ooooh he lanky
oh
very good
oh he used to swan
buddy pull
plus one lay up
That's one. That's one
Where are those lines they they all they they fell asleep after the first night
The train I see that was a pretty good trace that was a pretty good train I had an MP9
That's okay though. Wait, so for you guys, how do you diffuse the bomb or how do you like open doors?
Usually I do ee ee as an Eduardo
Alright, alright. Yeah. No, I'm I want you so fucked up way in our graders. It's f right in our craze. I believe it's M. Yes
Yes
Oh Bob down mid
plus one plus one so still doing relatively good one could say one could
say one could say shoot back oh you know what that's a great idea oh you know
what that's it oh my goodness oh my goodness I was practicing that technique
on you that last night with my kids.
Okay.
Shut up, bitch.
Oh, where the wind is it?
Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In case.
3, 4, not too bad. Plus, we're a T side team anyway.
Of course.
I will lie to you. Listen, boys. I, listen, listen, listen.
These guys are not formidable.
I think I think we see how I'm formidable they are and then we're thinking around
Letting myself go, you know
I'm a bit
Yep, they are
One time that
Recording that makes the zebra is the one HP guy
I was going crazy.
What knife is that?
Jeez, that is a factory new Kram and Tiger Tooth.
Pattern 157.
Yes, yes, good question sir, good question.
Good question, good question, good question, good question.
Good question, good question, factory new, yes, factory new,
yes, good question, good question.
And this right here is a factory new Emerald
butterfly knife right here, look at this.
imagine the aura, imagine the aura game, imagine it, imagine it, we lost almost nothing, we
He lost minimal order, but the upside, the risk to gain ratio was off the judge.
I can't lose to these people.
I don't think my mental psyche can take it.
Well, I just have not woken up, I've not woken up.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
B90 rushing a ram
Okay, it's the only thing you can do with your brother
That ride oh
Yeah, here we go. Oh
Nice
Maybe.
I'm so bad.
No, that's...
He's catwalking.
He's in cat, in the cat's room.
Oh my god, he jumped into our window.
Oh my god!
Go back, go back!
The bomb is here in cat.
Watch out, window, window, window!
I
See big bars
He's just last again, yeah, we're kicking the shadows
We don't bomb no matter on the boss about the glory
Oh
He's okay, okay
Swear God if this bitch pussy dies at least we hear load
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
That is crazy
OH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mayhem, too easy,
TOO EASY
Good work, boy, good work
Alright, it's- it's fucking confirmed bro
What?
You're the old Ron James, you're the old Ron James.
That's what I'm trying to tell you guys!
And I'm Brani.
Stay there!
The Brani James!
For yourself?
I'm so confused.
Too easy, too easy.
Is that what I was the perfect distraction?
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you push Pallas?
You did, right?
No, I pushed Ramp.
You pushed Ramp.
There was two guys that also pushed Ramp.
on their team
I'm just getting shot in the back of like what the fuck are you doing?
That'll happen, that'll happen
That'll happen, gotta be careful out there
I've got mid and locked out
Yeah, I ramp locked it
Gotcha
Is that an auto?
It is
Oh
We're actually coming back
All right
Yes
Here you are sure
Wow
Okay.
Oh!
The house is empty.
Oh.
Throw in the grenade.
What's that?
Uh, pain mains, A-Ramp.
Exagerie.
Nice, what an insane mollybally.
Where'd they all go?
Oh, A-Ramp.
SHUT UP!
get away with that bush
oh maybe not there you go
I'm sorry
that's how you do it that is how you do it get these on the phone right now that is my
I'm in a wall bank
All right, I'm gonna figure this out right now audio voice push to talk yeah, it is mouse for
That's a good one. That's a good one. Oh, mine is also that wow. Let's do a for sure. Well, hold on now. What if we go? Hey?
I
Don't tell me that I fucking hate that guy. Oh good. Just don't say that ever again
I am sex ever
To cook
I was going for the knife, nah these 10k right at the end of the video.
Two base guys started blasting.
Ah, ah, ah, three fellas came from the back.
Ah, ah, ah.
And that's about Sub's up.
Let's go A again.
That's about Sub's up, that's about Sub's up.
Have a decent swamp for it.
about some stuff let's go again at about some stuff that about some stuff have a
decent swamp for it anyone know any stop was do you think I was given my
title LeBron James oh my god it is you know it know it isn't know it isn't I'm
sex happens you can tell from the name sex
ever okay honestly I've never watched
your boy oh that's well that's
unkind say now you need six have a few
back
Damn he's a ct
Wow
I can invite you to the game with my friends randomly and just be like yeah guys guess who's gonna join
What about if instead what about if instead I say
Wrong man funk. That's my man
My man fuck what do you think that's my man? Oh and then I don't know what you do with that, but that's something
It's a little the other thing
I think that was a good compromise
I
Wendell guys still alive
I think you're a palisthen window
Good one cp. You wish everybody had I'm looking with my side to do a few injector a key to the
Plus, it's like window and bed, nice.
Yeah, bed.
Yeah, I guess.
Hmm.
All right.
Off the warmer.
Is the only thing that can save us in these difficult times?
Off no armor, so it's real.
Off no armor, yeah.
Resurrect me.
We need off the warmer.
Pass down from generation to generation.
Stand back.
I will see you outside.
oh my god this guy they're two minutes
You can be under flanking gaps, carefully reflect right now.
I can't tell if Cat is playing on 9000 sensitivity or he's just...
2 playing on Cat.
Yo, I actually think Cat is playing on a controller.
Let's catch up with a little warning this time.
Just like when you die, especially this guy again.
Let him up with a little warning this time.
Next time I will not show any mercy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Hmm time out wait a time out for what you open a book about complex
Yes, we need more Pokemon card packs. Yes
I'm going
Oh, I think so.
Oh, my God.
One window.
The bottom is gone.
has been getting scouting for the last 10 seconds
that I didn't notice.
Ha ha ha!
I'm bragging, Dianich.
He...
I'm gonna...
Can he do it?
He goes for the three...
Three layup.
He's gonna layup.
Who's the three?
There's five seconds left.
Read was out...
Oh my god, you came to...
Oh my god, you came to...
Oh my god, you came to...
Oh my god!
He got the...
He got the...
You're a huge presence, you're a presence for a sake I didn't destroy you.
Do easy, do easy.
From down from half gone!
The bruh dead!
Good work boy, good work!
We're doing pretty good.
That's a tremendous knife though, half.
like my factory do fades to let though pattern 312 no it's nothing you run that
by me factory news to let though fade pattern 312 it is quite
might extravagant. Perhaps a quick crate for good luck will suffice in these prime times.
Oh, never mind, hey, that's a little more.
Well, purple's not too dumb, yeah, rather some, unless you could win.
Can't walk.
Uh...
Come on!
Oh, yes!
Dude, do it great!
Thank you!
Uh, last one apps, is it?
Uh, maybe.
You're still doing really great
Dude my court is all spiking when you're yelling Yvonne
I have like goldfish reaction Tommy
Compared to snails that is true compared to snails. They have incredible reaction time. That is true
Oh
Faster, but I'm like brain dead
No, oh my god
I'm gonna drop 40, next game.
I don't want to die.
I haven't sawn it out.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, gotcha.
My conscience, I forced on ya.
You're very popular.
Thank you, shit.
You're making a deeper hole under one.
Oh, I got one!
One more ramp, dad.
I'm still alive
Oh my gosh, triple and CT
This is Russian song playing
That's alright guys
Back 10! Rush A!
I'll take it, Mac10.
Mac10, please.
I like that.
Rush A.
I'll flash out, dude. I'll flash out.
I'll do one smoke that I know.
You don't need to have a Mac10.
John!
I kind of look he forgot this lineup, though.
That might be it. Oh my god.
Damn!
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
God damn it's spooky out here, huh?
That went a lot better in my head. A lot better.
Look at the cord home. I'm over this wicked man. Good, uh, man.
And Mr. Flag, this much wicked man. Good, uh, man.
Thank you, my boy. Window.
This guy's viewmall is pissing me off.
I
Get it. Oh, yeah
My girlfriend just got diagnosed with Lyme's disease. It was difficult all I asked for a hell yeah
Hey, I can sound back put together
I hope it doesn't sound bad when I put that on it together there this rating is
great hopefully that's hopefully that doesn't sound too bad I'm not gonna lie
Lily as the 2500 rated player can only overperform so she might actually just
Pop the fuck off.
That's true. That's true.
Like, she can only, like, just have a monster game
up to form as expected.
Exactly! And they'll be expecting, like, expert lineups
and patient waiting, and Yvonne will go and back
once through mid for never seeing a come wire.
They're coming.
What?
Oh my god, I'm instantly dead to prove my lord of the rings.
Oh! Hey, excuse me?
I think I'm not dead.
Come on, I-
Oh my god, I can't aim.
two up next to me
i'm sure
all right shit okay
all right we're gonna have to we think our strategy yeah we have to we think our strategy
Wee wee, let her guard down.
It's all good, it's all good.
Yo, does anyone know how to Molly underpalace?
Does anyone know how to do that?
No.
All right.
No worries.
Now where is Ender Palace?
I can throw it at it.
Come behind me, A, and flash me out.
I will smoke.
Okay.
Okay, I will.
I will smoke down.
I will smoke down.
Duel for reddish.
Flashbang.
Let it!
Punch me down!
Fuck me down!
Oh, that's...
Alright, it's flashed! We're good!
Go, go, go, go, one!
Oh, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it!
No! 2 CT, 2 CT!
Oh, my god the empty gap!
Oh, my god!
Catching him up! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Wait!
Oh, Rage!
The other is like, waking up.
Damn, yeah!
That was too easy.
Too easy.
Ha, ha, ha.
He just felt compelled, you know?
And the way that it ended, it couldn't have been bettered.
Cat with his 9000 sensitivity, I don't know what he's playing on at all.
Licks with the Nagev and kills him in one bullet.
That was it.
That was incredible.
I honestly had no faith in that whatsoever.
No faith in that at all.
That was like, well, it was pretty good.
Marie just entered that.
We're dead.
Good job, team!
That's a lucky case.
Opened a five.
Ever seen one?
whatever we have the site in the actual game if we're actually tryharding we
don't want to smoke I mean it's pretty universal on T side to smoke their spawn
or at least like smoke off an area that they could come from and just hold I
don't live I have League of Legends and Conqueror of Duty and two skill but look
the real goopa and which one guys so basically what you want to do is never
never use smokes, never use any utility, run in there and just start blasting, you understand?
They will not see it coming.
It's called the shock and awe strategy and it works best after it failed 10 times in
a row.
The 11th, shock and awe is the one that gets him, I did that, I did that, holy shit.
And the obnawama, the obnawama and the shock and awe.
Oh my god, it's like fucking Socrates like learning. I was just thinking that you did the weird right out of my mouth
It's like yeah, you know, and so we have some problem. I could not find a fit. Well, let's see if we need it
Yeah, actually you QS for if you're like close enough in
We're good. We're good
I don't know what's wrong with
me but I learned the smoke I learned
smokes every time a place yes and then
I forget them like six months later
and just a constant cycle of forgetting
stuff I already know guys wait ability
it's Timmy is playing it's to me is like
double left he won't want to play the
good what we went on what because he's
trying to climb in rank and he's not
like $20,000, we could put all of these accounts together.
Oh my god, that's try hard.
He's doing that challenge where he gets the highest
rank in every game.
Oh, yeah.
That's easy.
That's like.
He tried to do that with peanut, but failed.
Do it with peanut, no, not so.
Because peanut was on the game.
I don't know if anyone specifically
stated why he didn't get it super fast.
By the way, I'm pretty sure we beat his previous record to Predator.
Just FYI. FYI.
You know, there's a Predator.
I am going to put it three times out, three times, two back to back,
and one this season.
Now, will I be keeping it? Probably not.
I'm probably not going to grind too much.
You think after becoming a Predator, once you get tired of doing it,
but you just keep going back.
Love of the game.
Never gets old.
Never gets old.
I was doing the carry a I was doing my part.
Mm-hmm
You already boss again, we should have already got a player
What would you like to play more CS or a bags? I'd say see that's the thing is it depends on the time
That like I don't like what I what about the mood for but I'd say there's more likely chance that I'm at the mood for a
I mean, this is the most
respectful way possible.
You're actually good at Apex.
Don't know how they can eat this.
You're just top fragged that last match.
No, it's the truth.
No, listen, listen, he's good at CS, sure, but he's actually good at Apex.
I was the carrier.
Thank you.
You know what?
And now I'm going to pay a compliment to you.
Now I'm going to pay a compliment to you.
Here it is.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Here it is.
I'm so ready.
Here we go.
I admire.
I admire.
I admire.
I admire your determination and ability to find belts that still fit you.
That is an incredible feat.
That is an incredible feat and incredibly tall mountain climb.
Guys, W's in the chat immediately on behalf of our team right now.
So brave and starting.
Don't put a W.
Don't put a W.
Oh my goodness.
So brave and starting.
Don't put a W.
So brave and starting.
So brave and starting.
Soldier.
And to shout out to Hutch's chair for doing the real work.
I'm not a judge for the chance.
That's too far. Yvonne, are you gonna say anything to help me?
What the hell?
That is fucked up. That's actually fucked up. That's actually fucked up.
Yvonne, are you gonna help me at all? You should let him attack me.
That is fine.
I was trying to learn to backheat.
Damn it, though.
Yvonne is on my side. She knows the truth.
I'm not even joking. If you were literally bothered by people making you call you fat stuff like would you ever let anyone know
Whether you say
I feel like if anyone is offended by anything anyone says on the internet you need to go
outside and touch grass.
It's me, amongst your friends.
I'm on my way.
Oh, there are me.
Ah!
You a jerk, you a jerk.
I'm close to the left side.
That was close.
Careful you're close to the left right now, do you not?
Me, did you?
Yes.
Oh, there's a guy on the side.
One more church still.
He's right there, he's right there!
I don't know where my shots are going.
Oh, no!
Those guys.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Holy shit, that guy was hard baiting.
Oh, my.
Run down mid.
I'm down for that. P250, run down mid.
No, do the run-ins, run down mid.
Oh, we can buy an aid.
Fuck this, let's buy an aid.
Run down mid.
Yo, I have an insane bit of spawn.
Maybe it's serious for me, I'm talking close to right.
Go, go, go!
Right behind you, just don't you worry.
Yeah, we're going to have to go a little bit to the left.
Let him talk.
Keep in there!
One more, one more.
They're on site.
There's some MP7s and shit.
That'll get the blood flowing.
I'll get the juices moving.
Aim punched of the century.
Wow, aim punched in the butt.
That was just insane.
You know, nothing you could do about that.
I was crazy.
Excuse me.
I was fucked up.
I'm a good banana.
Somebody take my A.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
Yeah, who's be with me?
Who's be with me?
I will go A, I will go A.
I will sacrifice my life for the team.
For the team, baby.
Yeah, if we lose this, we suck.
Oh, my classic is going to.
Oh, and I'm already dead.
That was a lot of fun.
They are sprinting down long with six grenades.
What?
Oh, I should have patience to three on site
And this is six skin, what the heck?
Oh, six, six, the vaporwave factory dude had a five, two, five.
Wow.
Wait, I mean, yeah.
Yes.
OK, you're tough.
OK, so.
Did you buy skins?
I got to buy some skins.
I bought cases.
Were you open that?
No, yeah, I opened these a while ago though.
Oh, this is sick.
Take you fucking pussy.
Like, do you need right now?
I'm beating you bunch of.
One star.
Oh, god.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm using the bomb.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Wow, actually.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I am right on! I am right on!
My bad, I didn't know you wanted to like go ham and shit like that.
It wouldn't have mattered. I died to you two. It would not have mattered.
Yeah, that's why I think... I think we need... I think we need...
Can I get the...
If it's true, we just named it and then we fall back.
Thank you, brother.
As far as I saw this exact batch and see as a major, we get confused.
I'm down with that.
That's all the time you check.
I got a mistake. A mistake anyone could have made.
made alright stand back boys I'm gonna get a five piece down then clip the
round okay I actually did have a lot of confidence and that wasn't a joke now
now it's there's one down yeah I'm gonna go help I actually I actually thought I
was gonna click right there I was feeling guys I was feeling myself you
know what I'm talking about I was feeling myself there for a second I was
I was feeling myself, I was feeling myself, I was.
I was.
On it.
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Lux.
Whoa, Lux wiped them?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
One was banana, he could be late.
He could be late-emitter.
He could be late-emitter, maybe.
Yeah, good save.
Good save.
He might be like.
Although there is good work.
Well, that's got four guys.
I see our random.
Our random is going nuts right now.
Wait, better than us.
Yeah, well, OK, well, that that round of load,
he got more kills than he even says.
So wait a second.
Yeah, he almost has all more than all of us combined.
I
I'm gonna go there on the apartments. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna see if that that that's something I don't mean what we're good
I hear it for you. It's like what the fuck?
There it is now. Oh
Yeah, okay, the puppets in the puppets. Oh
Oh, wait
I thought that was the play of deceit to me that was gonna be insane I waited in everything
Oh my gosh, he's better than us.
Rapar
Oh my goodness, is that an air gun?
If that had hit, oh my goodness.
We're a hundred dollars short for a perfect kid I'd back to the impoverished every night
You know what no SSG no armor SSG SSG no armor go on a new strut new strut new strut
I
Of course there's one out there one's hit outside a window a deco. Oh stop them. Don't worry
I think two teasers one could be up in Anna right now.
Yeah that got his ass.
Let's do nothing.
Two twice?
They're going deep.
Two twice?
Two twice?
You have to hit them both up in Anna right now.
No way I missed all of them.
That's like a hundred of them.
Oh, that's going to work.
Nice.
Nothing can stop us.
I'm no arbor.
Other than that.
Let's ride.
Let's ride.
I'm no arbor.
Yo, how did the SSC do arbor word?
I will say my that my damage was between negative one and one
Oh
That's keeping me guessing
Aim punch with a fucking block did you see that?
Stole her up!
Uh, you're off to admit me.
Ooh, yeah, my off now, Pate.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Damn it!
Ah!
I have it, that was fun.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
He's just fucking...
Oh, another one going me!
Jesus Christ!
You should've just told me to give you the up.
I was trying...
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh my goodness, it's impagable!
Dude, I can't.
One side.
Oh, here comes Lux.
Finish him off again.
Your double lift has a hittie virus, Mr. Hunch.
Cluxy too.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Careful.
Thanks.
Oh my god.
He's kind of him. Oh my god. Oh my god another
That was incredible I
Remember when close to used to stream yeah, I check those things isn't streamed like yeah, that's what I learned
I don't know what to say.
What is Jack guy up to?
What is his plan?
I don't know bro.
I don't know what to say.
Oh I did it!
I feel confident.
I did it again I did it again I did it again!
Give me that!
Give me that!
I didn't, I miss so many times. One was apartments.
Oh wow!
You didn't want to take it down.
Yeah, yeah.
We did pretty good out there, boy. We did pretty good.
Busy, very nice.
Let's spread a pod
You got bad
You ever play with subnautica one would you do something? Yeah, I'd be down for that one day
Why not like right now though? I just finished the first one. I mean the second one. Oh wait, I'm sure sorry
I wasn't muted, but I think sometimes that's the thing. Sorry. I'm a guy. I haven't so much. Oh my god
Now you're making me embarrassed. Now you're actually embarrassed. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
I think I must lend for your chat one more time.
Oh my god, they're in the edge!
Where?
Oh my god, I'm going in that way!
Let me get the gates, let me get the gates!
The four pees, the four pees!
Lucky gates open!
They're not dead. Check it out!
I
Mean you show me one of them for I want to buy an op
By the way
To a banana
He's close to your teammate on mid.
Oh!
We're looking down.
Set up oiling.
There we are, hitters boys.
Oh, yeah, too easy, too easy.
That's how you do it, boys. That is how it is done.
So bad.
Yes, so bad.
Time to play the game!
Time to play the game!
Time to play the game!
You just opened a case.
Me?
Duh, duh.
Abadah.
I'm going to play long here.
Weird.
I'm going to play...
Weird.
Weird.
My team!
My team!
Run!
My team!
My team!
My team!
Hehehe.
It's injury out.
Runny!
Yeah!
My team!
that one. Yeah, me too. Hold
well yes but I would say that double length isn't putting us with fucking
bitchless Lord Supreme the third so yeah that helps a lot that helps quite a bit
so what I remember this accountant though
he just goes away all right if I get aces run you have to sing
It's time to wear a striped sweater
It's all the time
In the game too, in the game
I wear the turtleneck
That's the time
And when you wear that one
Spangles sweater
Oh, this guy's so different year
Lock it in boys lucky that fuck I was on a run. I was on a run. Yeah, I saw you
All right, I genuinely had that grenade shut up my life
Ex dude he's doing auto shawty and border
I'm not gonna voice it six to eight we can still lose this we can still lose this
Nades dot gg slash inferno. I will learn the ct smoke right here and right now
I might be at this other one, but that doesn't matter
I'll do we need made lineups for these guys
Dude, I I like it like helps my autism to know a nade lineup. It really does. I mean, that's Tom Dwan
General manager down at the Coles. Hey, he's not gonna be like a professional player. I mean obviously respect the skill about but
I don't think about how they died out of me to take CT now. I know how to smoke CT or take
me for this. Okay, this out for me. All right, CT smoke. Now I'm just running forward.
You already spoken for me. Beautiful.
Oh, sure.
I'll be with you.
I'm slain!
Beat the bomb!
Oh, that chicken just got cooked alive.
I-
I don't know if I've ever seen that.
Oh, look at that!
Alright, beat the jack of the chicken.
Uh-
Oh, that's a bad guy!
I just wanna see if the-
Watch this.
And I thought he was in the hurry.
Oh!
Too easy, too easy.
Give the bug me a challenge, man.
I like that I did the line.
I've been hutched already, smoked off CT,
so it's completely useless.
Yo, this is the round hutch, where
I'm going to provide some value, baby.
Oh, yeah.
You should be able to do it.
I get an AK.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, for me, yeah, for me, yeah, for me.
Oh, yeah, I can't do that one. I can't do that. Sorry. Sorry. I don't have it in me. I don't have it in me. No
Sorry, our team our team environment
Pretty touch sandbags
Got your chicken
Oh
That one hurts a little that one Wow
Doesn't feel good. Nope. That one doesn't feel good right now. I'm just gonna get all the big shit
I
Were up and down big boys we are up and down
Don't shoot this chicken. I'm naming him Philadelphia and he's gonna come with me this
again for me. No! Philadelphia!
Come on, Tabasco. Come on, Tabasco. Let's go.
Tabasco? chickens have food names. Tabasco, come on.
What? God, I don't have it on me.
of
a much-enhanced come on
Oh yeah those are all legitimate too, I'm full by some point.
Oh yeah, I'm full by some point.
Two more rounds, two more rounds.
Yeah.
Kentucky Five Chicken.
The peanut is actually shaking out the thought of losing this one.
Oh yeah, these guys are bitches.
I'm not losing to no bitches.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Thanks Yvonne, thanks for the reinforcements.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck these guys.
Exactly.
I'll find out who did that.
I'll find out.
I'm looking back here.
Who did that?
What happened?
Who did that?
Who?
Where did that come from?
Oh my god.
One spoiler.
Oh fuck.
Okay, don't worry, I got this.
Right outside boiler.
It could be porch.
I think he's out.
Where does he go?
Oh!
No one!
Of course, he's sitting up all the way up top.
Oh, the top where?
on balcony, top of the balcony.
That's dead, I think.
Maybe.
He's here.
I'll double check.
I heard a gun here.
That could not have gone worse.
That could not have gone worse.
That was horrible.
You saw him, some about library.
Pretty fast for a big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I thought he is.
Oh almost mr. Cineco juice box
They're turning it on boys. They're lucky and it's not
Lucky, and I'm getting scared. I'm gonna see no, no, no nothing to be scared of
No, no, I'm here
Okay, you
All right
New strat. Let's go bomb site B
No, I'm thinking
Also, if I try not to get shot by me
you you you you you I I don't know
smoke grenades don't get shot by me
that's unfordered
alright I have a CT smoke lineup give me
one second boys are we gonna go out
I'm very vulnerable right now. You guys ready? We're gonna go out three, two, one, flash the site.
Three, two, one, flash the site. Alright.
Let's get off there boys. Tina, I'm running ahead. I'm in front of you.
Go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead! Don't shoot me!
Don't shoot me!
I got shot about an accident.
Oh, jeez God!
You're gonna switch the IRJ up behind it.
The bomb has been cleared.
I swear that wasn't on purpose.
Oh man, there's one coming from the right.
I'm defused.
No!
I planted it pretty bad for us, I can't lie, but we didn't have like, yeah, it's all good.
So that was my bad. The plant spot was going.
Come on, Nick.
All right, what do you want, Peanut? You name the guy.
A-up.
A-up.
That's right.
All right.
Now for me.
What? What you want?
All right.
Oh, whoa.
He took it.
What?
Shoot me.
Shoot me.
You're dead.
You're dead.
I don't want this.
I don't want this.
One second.
Let me rotate through this.
Thank you, Yvonne.
Thank you.
Thank God.
Excuse me thief and it's cheap
Call me a thief two things in one game
Madding this I just just hold the W. Let's take it boys all the way, baby. I got the bug at the bomb
No way. We got it. We got it. Okay. We don't have a mixed smoke. See there's
oh no that's one that's one tip 50
oh good morning
the last person
got my team
hell yeah the chicken oh i picked this up
He actually made it into your hands. Wow
I am the LeBron James
Sometimes you just have to walk through smoke snow flashes and just bang
I
Was right one HP
I have no idea how thing in grave. No hit. We might have be guys
Will you watch what we lost?
I
Reminded they're good
Break the explosion
Watch me out
Oh
I see
We've already we've already matched the number of wins we've ever had as a team in
That's just how good that is a lucky case open if I have ever
Ever! Ever seen a lucky cage open!
Oh, it's a guaranteed gold.
And if it's not, the next one's a guaranteed gold.
Uh, you the next one, watch me the next one?
I guarantee.
There's a game.
Err, I'm the worst, I'm better.
All the time.
What, we the Colonel Deck?
No, no, you said it wrong.
That was turtle neck and we are aware of that sped.
But one sped is sweaty.
And bro, when are they gonna finish this off?
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I put you a high note.
Like the Mona Lisa got unfinished.
I
You're not getting old
You you also get out of here you watch my shit right now
Well, I'm wondering what our team leader is doing
Doing
I cannot believe you were peeping on me in my private time peeping Tom peeping Tom
You probably would have sucked me don't you this guy look at this idiot. It's not what that says to me
I didn't say that exactly. It's more of a you know more platonic than that, but yeah, I mean I wouldn't mind
Sure, buddy
Sure, pal we believe I don't even think about it three times a day
Yeah, I mean tell right three million times a day
three billion times a day
Hmm
The best one to wear a stretch. You're hitting 15k from here. I
Know yeah, we're gonna tonight. I'm gonna 10k from here guys. Can I be honest with you?
I don't think we're gonna lose a single
game tonight
Mm-hmm, can I be honest with you go ahead? I don't think we're gonna lose a single game in the AT&T tournament either
Yeah
I just like name a team that's gonna take one game from it
No, no, no, I actually genuinely think
The the myth Jake may okay because like wait does it have to play on keyboard or controller
The adaptive isn't gonna be worth a day. Um on CS. I can promise you that joke
No, no way. I'm gonna be worth the shit. I mean summit. I think some it's a monster, but
Yeah, we're monsters.
Two.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're monsters.
You were the Militiae.
I forgot.
I was not.
I was not.
I was not.
What the fuck did that come from?
Wait, are you sure?
Yes.
I don't know. Check your memory.
I don't know, check your memory.
Yeah, wait.
When the fuck could I have served?
I played baseball and then I'm the two?
That's one of the blimps?
Fat bitch.
You mother fucker.
You ride.
Ups.
a blue a blue jet that's right I mean we have to knife everyone wall so I'm
saying bro that's true that's true and that's boring I'm telling you if we might
even one person did 18 together do you know how much they will flip shit
Oh, right here, the smoker!
Oh my God, they're still fighting it.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Stop what I said what did you hear about that.
Oh, man.
Stop what I said.
Imagine knifeing Tyler.
That was the exact person I was thinking in my head.
If we die Tyler won in the eight give me a top CS to tournament
He will do it me he was
Monitor and yell at his speed for the 30 minutes straight 30 minutes safe. I
Must be done. It must be done. It must be done
Hmm
He's got a picture of audio picture
All right, so he's a no wiper
Mm-hmm
I'm not gonna lie I I always play outside, but I don't know
What is that a Pokemon pack? Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Oh my god
No, no, no, I was trying to get some puffs
Yvonne clean it up. Okay
I know
Second in command
I've been promoted one in garage
Oh my fucking god not anymore
Oh my god. Oh my god.
The arms of an angel.
Are they scared? Oh, oh my god. That was you. That scared me.
What is happening? I have no idea.
I have no idea.
You're planning to be a lot
I don't get to play the game up top above you
work
Just sit a quick little lap. No worries. Hey, thank you whoever bought that
Must have been the win
She's great. I totally would have looked up top like I'm so lost on this map. It's crazy
100 2007 100 2007 accord peak mr. Krusty mr. Krabby crabs
You're beautiful, Dumbledore.
Good work.
On a planting.
You sure?
How do you know?
I think one.
Waiting for the Stalking Cattle.
Oh, and oh.
Right.
I know.
That way.
Oh.
I'm here.
I'm ready to go.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here, I'm ready to go!
Oh, no.
What?!
Alright, someone tell me what that spot is that someone is always playing on the close right.
The vent, the vent.
The vent. But there's two vent.
Yeah, but...
I'll call it. I don't know.
Other vent.
Second vent.
That's right, second vent.
Imposter, Tessie Imposter.
Tessie Imposter spot?
That's what I'm calling it.
That's my new name for it.
Excellent name, Peanut.
Thank you.
Right, things are not going good for me on the ramp.
I won't lie.
Vod is your turn.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Godspeed.
I ate another one.
I almost read it.
I'll tell you one thing, we're playing the game side.
I'm gonna get a hundred kills.
How'd he kill both of us?
Are they going A or B boys?
We'll get a big seven.
Um, they went, there's one of them.
Where do you get a big seven?
Yeah.
You get some on the flimby flap.
That guy ain't got nothing on the next one.
How do these two people have the same food diaries again?
Oh
He didn't even seek around it he would double it
Dude, I'm I'm awesome awesome awesome awesome self self-judging me stop keeping on me
Feel you're lost
Keep it juicy
All right, watch follow me
Got it. Good. Bye lose to them. Follow me. Yeah
Okay, double it
Follow me
Follow you. Where are we going? Oh, follow me boys. Have her
Okay, I will lead us to victory
All right
Right here with me right here with me right here right here right here. Oh, yeah, here it is
Here we go! Here we go!
Oh!
Push, push, push, push!
Through the fire! He went expected!
My... oh...
Guys, there's one! One is on A!
One is on it!
You're right! Go, Yvonne!
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right there!
Yes!
Some defuse! Hold the defuse!
Where am I?
Hold the defuse!
Oh my god, how is it smoke?
What the fuck are you doing?
Yellow.
Hey!
Yellow!
Yellow's doing the best he can, buddy!
My teammate, motherfucker!
My teammate, you bitches!
Shut the fuck up!
That's the daughter we were going to win this game, man.
We need to do some positive advice.
That was fucking terrible.
Follow me, boy. Follow me, dude.
You good man, I kill Graham
Thanks guys
Yeah, no problem, no problem
Oh, they're all outside
Oh, shit
Watch it
No one
No, you're in hell. Don't worry. I do.
He should have won that easy.
Yeah, that's weird. I see we all insult him when he died.
Oh, it has been planted.
What the fuck was that?
Dude, what was that?
You raggedy-ass motherfucker!
I bet you're shoes are fake!
Your head cut looks like shit!
Yo, we're actually gonna kill this guy.
We're actually gonna kill this guy.
Oh my god.
I looked save one.
Aim that at each other so that I'm safe.
Signing the boys, good sir, I'm sure your shoes are the latest jays and your haircut is looking fresh
They're not the fucking boys changer
Let's change to the boys
All of you boys change your boss
All of you boys change your boss
That's right, that's real shroud
It's me, Landmark
See
Oh the bomb is here, they smoked it
Oh gosh
Oh
Dude what they're just a pushing our spawn holy
All right, okay, all right, so that didn't work
well no for next time the Grimm's got this Grimm's got this you'll take this
Grimm it wow he is oh that's all right that's a talent that's a talent
oh that's it
oh he's got a dog cross there too
we're up in traps it's actually all see good try the end are you at the same time
Okay. Good try. Good try. Try. Good try. Good try. Good try. Those
Good try!
I won. You're the right day, Hunch.
One outside still.
One outside still.
That guy's AK, by the way.
Good try!
Red. Running. Run out. Run out. Run out.
I
Want to do a seat good
Fuck you peanut I am on your stream. How are you this shit? Oh my god
I thought you'd be a lot better than this dude. I don't fucking win against you in Arc Raiders
You
Know I can't hear from a fucking game who plays a game all day have a nine to five. I don't care
Sorry
in this game come on come on a lot better than me boss come on I read everything you're
saying I'm really trying my best I really am trying my best I really am I know no no
that's not oh my god he's cool boss I'll make it up to you watch watch watch
Watch me but watch me but watch I'm gonna make it up to you by the end of the game. I'll be
I'm in top of the more but I swear I swear
Did you saw the armor I think is
Armour the regular way I think
Alright
Oh, no, I'm not I'm fucked outside. They have outside guys. I'm on the way
They could go secret now
Grush already grush already grush
Look our garage
I
You sure it's wack no your hair wack the way you talk wack better bitches better pizza Papa John
No, you can't I don't have any money
What's the double about side with me these guys play outside so aggressive and I don't want it solo
I'm gonna I'm gonna solo the garage. I'll just follow you the
Ram
I don't think following you is a good idea anymore.
Why did I jump?
Alright, dead boss, there's a few shades of him.
It's always great on left, I feel like he's not going in the dust.
now holy
why the hell isn't Grim holding W on CT side
like god intended
he's looking at the stream while he's the last one alive
that's the point some hard music though
alright lock it in
lock it in
lock it in
I don't know any spokes. All right, I have a new idea. I'm just gonna go play secret. Yeah
Yeah, I'm just gonna go play secret and somebody should it is something has enough micro and off you should off the heaven here and just look look outside
I'm gonna go hold the ramp of this type bad
that I'm going to actually that was incredible up secret 1 multiple secret of course I hate
This game
It hates you
That did you go back to a boys no cap on us
No cap on a stack. I think you could be honest something the operas coming mini
I'm the offer stop
You want this off you know
Watch out! Watch out!
AHHHHHH!
How dare you try.
Counter terrorist.
At least I'm not hot to the 2 kills on round 13.
I want you to know that you actually want us around by letting us trade there.
So I want you to know that your death was on a date.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Thanks, boss!
That's what I want to see, right?
No hesitation we fight together, you know, it sucks you got off. I don't know why they haven't off there, but you know
It is what it is
guys
Guys problem guys guys come on come on come on
So I don't want to fight outside against you speed with blocks
All of this so somebody has no armor
What's going on?
Was that one of my teammates?
What the hell was going on?
I had all those guys just intercorate me.
Oh, our bomb.
You guys, we just have to take side.
I think you're holding us.
He's so lit up there.
It's unbelievable.
No.
I'm like, Rudge.
Where's the bomb?
Uh, you're walking towards it right now. I don't know what that-
Oh.
Careful, garage and secret.
Dude, where the fuck is our bomb?
Oh, it's outside.
What is going on?
What are we on, dude?
What's going on out here?
Was that not lag?
Oh, nice thing he died.
And then he respawned.
I was smoking a cigarette out in the alleyway.
It's incredible work.
Wow.
It's incredible work.
Woo!
Cool.
Wow incredible work.
Woo.
Corazole lowered.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I saw your medium.
I would love a Peter Vinnie.
You can have the lint out of my pocket too.
There you go buddy.
Oh thank you sir.
Thank you.
Wow bonus.
Bodies.
Follow me.
All of my trust is like damage prediction. That's why we'll fucking
Wow all right well
We're gonna have to switch up the strategy. We have to switch up the strategy. We're gonna switch up the strategy
uh-uh, I caught a bullet ramp.
And the swaps you do, Jack.
Alright, I'm flanking their spawn now.
Little swap- little swap-up.
Little swap-up.
Now we might do something called second monitor technology here.
Oh, second monitor technology.
You really fuck me over.
the fuck up will you shut up over there lock it in boys lock it in right auto
shotgun ramp auto shotgun yeah yeah I gotta be there for this yeah yeah I won't
lock I probably only have 10 kills with shotguns ever but we received what we
Pick up the egg.
One left.
Ooh, I didn't motion that.
Yeah, that was all you.
Thanks.
Oh, I got you buddy.
I'm leaving you guys.
We have this.
That's Jason.
Oh, we just got to go.
We just got to go it to be.
Took off the ladder 360 no scope.
We have bomb.
I'm getting carried.
I have more kills than two of the people on our team combined.
are more confused than we are about where we planted.
Watch me work P. Watch me work.
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching.
Incredible knife by the way, incredible knife.
We're good, we're good.
It's time to reveal.
There's one more.
Get up, get up, get up.
Wow
Now cook it's time to cook
Do maybe do explain
Fuck you
I would have had that guy. I would have had that guy. I would have had that guy. I would have had that guy.
God, we're looking different.
Yes, I ignore that thing. I talk really fast sometimes. Sometimes it just doesn't flow as well as I would hope from the norovirus.
virus.
The love to flow is not where I need to be, not where I need to be.
Follow me boys, follow me to the bottom, follow me.
I just ran out of them, one out having one site.
Oh!
Oh!
Nice.
One still having.
Yeah, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
What?
Where are they?
Uh, it's like one having one on down.
Could go be.
On normal music, don't know where he is, right? Is that actually a spot?
Yeah.
What is that?
Yeah.
Two for guys.
I
The terrorists
Push on me
No bad guys. No bad guys here guys
I need
I
Who can have this get out this
Don't
We're doing pretty nice
24 cent what are your thoughts on our creators currently with the two major updates a year
smaller updates in between your streams are the best
Thanks boys
I don't know I had this last update was pretty cool but look at how to
Three generations of bungalow acres in this family
My granddaughter loves watching and yells out
Gramps terms
Peanut butter jelly
Whenever she sees you
Oh that is actually me
Oh my goodness
That loves the soul
Oh that loves the soul
Oh that loves the soul
Oh that loves the soul
oh that is so warmer thank you brim thank you good sir
probably the most normal TDS in monchi honestly yeah why do we have more TDS's
like that all right just calling me fat or telling me you had sex with your wife
Or whatever you do it whatever you do it those those are nice. Those are so warmers
Watch this instant kill right to the door
Oh my god open the door
That did you just see that head shot through the punch?
No, let's go!
Shit!
I did.
Oh my god.
Got him!
Just pre-fired you, monkey.
I'm gonna run some loose.
God damn it!
Oh my god!
Oh!
They don't call me the LeBron James.
She has two for nothing.
Everybody.
I'm not gonna die.
One single single.
If you win this one gifted.
Oh my god the sticks are high.
Smoke.
smoke
they're back
in there
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, did you I just hate that was an age
Holy, oh my god, look at that, look at that
No way
He left the game. Yeah, you just left after you just shit on someone so bad. They left
You what's crazy that was my crazy shot that round
It was that I did a dough scope through a box and shot with the ops
All right, I'm a fucking man of my word guys. Give me that some you mention if did give me that stuff right
Needed you to do this off. No, I can do on stream. I don't think whatever you want. Okay. Here we go. You'll be one
No, I'll be one. It's gonna dox me. Oh
All right, there we go. Yeah, I kind of get worried about that too now. Where's my fucking shout out dude?
No appreciation
Double left double live my man. W's in the chapter double
W's in the chapter double
Where's my shout out, P? What the hell?
Well, you didn't get anything.
Oh, I still want a shout out.
Oh, sorry.
You don't get a shout out for nothing, buddy.
This is bullshit.
I got the bullshit.
Woo!
Oh.
Oh, put it aside.
One heaven, two.
Well.
Wee-yup.
Wee-yup.
I don't know fuck you yeah fuck you I'd like to change my previous statement fuck you
You know what, Grim?
that long grueling match I know we had our differences but I can honestly say
don't say fuck you I swear to god fuck you fuck yourself fuck you I know
everyone's gonna get mad at me but that's my LG there's no guys it is 9
25 be a what are we doing I'm traveling after tomorrow where you
Where are you traveling?
Yes, let me tell you where I'm traveling and then after that...
After that, at any given time, where could you possibly be traveling?
After that, I want you to tell me where you live, where you're at right now, your full name, birthday, weight, height, length and width.
Height? 9'6". Weight? Very low. But perfect. Not too low, not too high.
I need length, girth, and vascularity ASAP.
40 inches, girth of a watermelon.
Vascularity, I look like I've been taking steroids
for the last 30 years straight.
But no, I need to make sure I sleep some tonight,
or I would, I promise.
What about just one?
No, no, no, I gotta go.
But tomorrow, I'm down the game,
And I believe Blom is going to come and join us and be our fifth if Neychot's not there.
Who's Blom?
Blom, he's a CSGO pro slash everything CSGO.
I can teach him a thing or two.
Sure.
I guess we really should be big amateurs in while we're practicing.
Well, I'm just, you know...
Can you see his health?
Okay.
I guess we have been forsaken. It is just us three down.
We're staking. Honestly guys, I'm pretty sure Huntscop three kills that last round. Okay,
so let's, all right. Hold on. Yeah, we just left the call. You're my boy. I have a boy.
All right, all right, but I'm really sure our stops are about to go up, okay?
Wait no, but sometimes hush won't stop you. He wins us around. That's true
I'm going to pee.
Congratulations.
I'll get the press on the line.
Invite Kimmy. No, Kimmy is grinding or something.
Let's see how it all began.
I'd love to piss Kimmy, but I don't think he's going to play with us.
He's grinding until they get, like, max rake for his thing.
I'm not gonna lie to you that game. They're gonna have to put the foot on the gas simple as that boys simple as that. There's no if ands and buts about it. I listen and I also I don't like being a hater. I think being a hater is crazy.
They're gonna have to put the foot on the gas simple as that boys simple as that there's no if ands a bunch about it
I listen and I always said I don't like being a hater
I think being a hater is cringe
It's credit it's so funny the way that hutch leaves these stacks like he does it so suddenly
Like he's battle-hardened
Battle-hardened exactly I listened to all that and then I responded not just with the last two words you said
But with words that I conjured up based on listening what you said and then it was an appropriate response
I can tell I can tell
They're gonna have to put their foot on the gas for our face
But let me tell you something when they do if they do I will be the number one supporter. I'm not gonna be like oh
I will be number one
Supported with the picket signs
Protesting awkward is back awkward is back. I'll be first first
Okay, the first to be there
We will be there. We will be there. We if they put the phone the gas man. I'll put my foot on the
Well, I don't have foot but better for me might beat it up on the gas with them
Sell on the gas sell on the gas. That's right. All right you boys ready
I'm ready to eat fantastic fantastic
Let me tell you a hunch is simply not dedicated enough
Team all right. He's not that's why he left you know what? I don't think he has a trip to go anywhere
I don't think he's going anywhere
I think he's going over to his kitchen to grab some chocolate milk and a couple muffins
And he's sitting his ass down and watching four hours of TV that's what's going on here
He doesn't have any way I couldn't figure it out. I'm oh god. Oh
I'm on Simon fucking paying attention you bro. Oh my god. The team leader is deep breathing and we
Thank you double-ed she just interrupted a team leader deep leave
Hutch is going to McDonald's tomorrow, and he didn't want to miss it. So you went to sleep early
Yeah, they have the offset
Nicki Minaj's meal. So, can you listen to that?
The McRib is back.
The McRib is back.
I didn't want to miss it.
I said this guy left Lickety Split right after the game.
He didn't even leave one nanosecond of the game being online after the game,
because I bet he's gotten bullshitted and playing one more too many times.
So I said, you stop using the one more line for like a couple months,
and you get him to be soft again.
It works like 90% of the time. Why would I ever, ever stop using it?
Stop using it. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Well, I don't know. Does it work on hush?
Yes. Yeah, well, he's probably the most impervious to me about if you condition them
to what we just do to play one more down
Then it'll just be natural. It'll be natural. I swear. God. We played you begin. Oh, oh my god
You're gonna hate the reason why I looked away. I
Was looking to see if I could open a Pokemon pack in between and then I so I didn't see you and I'm sorry
Dude wait, what are you talking about you hit a fucking no scope ace on new I had a double nose
That was a double no scope ace
Double no scope ace and you and you hate new it gets not making sense. It's not nothing. I just got delivered
No joke
Brown bread from Cheesecake Factory with butter, what?
Dude, you know Cheesecake Factory is literally the most unhealthy restaurant in the world
Actually fucking W bro
Guys literally 1900 like actually you look at brass putzins fucking skin this guy's got a crazy skin on
I had hit a secret shot out there hey, it's too good
Yeah, guys, I'm gonna eat more faddy.
I will.
It's fucking delicious.
It's fucking delicious.
Now where the fuck is this bomb?
I was going to say yes and then you said in bulk and I was like well that's I don't
Yeah, um, maybe you could just buy out like a grocery store that salesman
Yes
Oh, you can freeze bread get you can
Yeah
That's crazy talk, fuzz.
Yeah.
Oh, he escaped yet.
No, we're not! I got him! I got him! I got him!
God, yeah.
Oh, he snipped his butthole, too.
I'll handle this, boys.
Oh, my God.
What's he's gonna do it?
Is he bob on top or down below?
Dude, I have no idea but we came to the bomb base.
You guys, let's not drop the bomb base.
That's good thinking.
That's good thinking.
That is the most unplayable spot for us to try to get the bomb back.
Yeah, he did that.
Yeah, let's find him.
Opto armor!
Opto armor?
I don't have any money for what you just said, boss.
I had to buy this up.
God, scan it.
See this?
She's Mr. Doublelift.
I'm like Mr. Tebow.
And we imagine yes, you are like you know you're a little bit cuter, but
One outside, are you sure how you know?
To outside to outside once once back behind garage
That's a decoy I think
We are here, we should hear this.
Evan, probably.
Oof!
Oh my god, this is my moment.
LeBron!
LeBron James!
I'm LeBron James! I'm LeBron James!
From Halfcourt!
From Halfcourt!
No pressure, but you're ten times the size right now.
Three seconds left!
LeBron James from Halfcourt!
The broad came from Alcord!
Five seconds left!
He shoots!
He scores!
Yeah! No way!
Look at that!
Arise!
Too easy, too easy.
Easy, that's what the people I showed this time.
Just doing my part, just doing my part.
I didn't hear a single thing they said.
Yeah, fuck them.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Look at him with the affirmative.
No one heard a word he said, talk that guy.
Hit him with the affirmative.
I don't want to agree with that.
I agree, soldier.
You go ahead, man.
Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Oh, he's going towards us.
Oh my god, that was disgusting shot.
That was disgusting shot.
You can see it's kind of him on outside.
Plus, there's still one D rush.
Still one D rush.
One dead secret.
I'm going to be.
Oh, no it's...
D rush dead.
I'm single
You ready to meet them
Rampant whoever killed our Racco guy you're about to see a repeat boys
About to see the repeat if it is LeBron James from half court twice around
Who's Bombat? Is it in his room?
Bomb's on me.
Oh, it's on me?
Us?
Bomb's in his bathroom.
Can you see him in the-
I saw his shadow! I saw his fucking shadow!
No!
He misses and he leaves the finals.
I'm the one with that's right
oh that's right
I'm a Gavin really good idea as well
I'm no other means I get to stay behind
you and get your off but I have armor
I never died I never died missing
government wants this one beat five right
here right now believe in you
the bar James lamp quickly first shot off the red always always going crazy
He's no good.
Can he do it?
Run across!
Did you kill that guy?
I didn't see.
Kind of city.
It's always Pimpsie.
Jesus Christ.
I thought you killed Pimpsie. No, Pimpsie killed us.
Oh, it's also a cake. I'm gonna get this point. Good job, man.
The master outside. Thank you, my boy.
You did so well. Hold me up.
Wait, I still don't have a go. Thank you.
I'll smoke again. Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Oh, well would you pour for the arm to arm it have to see that take me
Back to go ramp watch Mac 10 rush squeaky
Rest squeaky Mac 10 rush squeaky at once
I can do this
I'm sad.
Oh, I have a mothball.
That's unfortunate.
Lanty?
Come on outside.
Make dollars as you need me, and that shit is
better as fuck. That's what I said!
That's what I said! Everybody tellin' me
it's fucking monkey on the horseback!
That shit is
fine, I don't care what did it!
Hmm?
Ooh.
Him see is watching this.
Oh my god, I'm so sad
Is it this STD the disease you get when you have sex with someone well, he's so big for good luck
What do you say what do you say what do you say?
Are you the real burnt peanut though? I am sex ever hints the name sex hammer
Now I know what your next question is. Yes
I'm like I get tons of I have sex
Good question
Follow me, dude. Follow me. Follow me, dude.
He just doesn't say anything.
I'm answering all those questions. What left is it to say?
Yeah, exactly. You're right. You're right. No more questions.
No further questions, Your Honor.
I'm just fucking... What?
I shot him in the mouth! How are these people not dying?
Yeah, turn it up. We're losing by the book. We're not doing this fucking noise
My phone is screaming at me
Stupid amber alert doesn't they know I have important things that he actually was the amber alert. Oh, thank god
Yeah, literally. Oh, okay. We've got it. I was in the birds. Yeah, okay. We're all safe for all good
By the word it bomb get dropped again
Um, great question. Oh, it's that mini
Dude, that's a person looking at me and I'm just I'm just why
We lost because that's true that's true someone's child got abducted
That is an L
huge fucking hell yeah wow the gallows of people I know we're in the middle of a
fucking CS game over here did they're not the word in the middle of CS too much
practicing for them I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going
I would have a piece of
Hello, peanut my son John was just born
This one for you this one's for you, son
Alright, you son might be cursed.
That, I don't think, guys.
Listen, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
You should have be, you guys.
Guys?
I'm a little bit confused.
Yeah, the bomb is...
Where's the bomb?
What the fuck?
The bomb is up for some reason.
What was that?
Hmmmm...
We're losing now.
No, we win this
Wasn't looking but I heard it incredible, okay
Wait, what's going on what's happening?
bomb is in Zimbabwe every round. Oh, he's outside. I should have saved, but...
Oh! Oh, no way! Good! Everybody's guessing what's terrible. Using everything I taught
I taught you. What? No way!
Thank you, thank you.
You could have done it without the team leader coaching.
It's just what I do.
Now if you would mind tossing me one of those nice 8k 40s...
I could use one right about now.
8k 40s. Oh, wow!
It's all... it's even better than 8k 40s.
I blessed! I blessed!
It does 70 damage.
He hit us.
Oh!
Whoa!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
God, he's hot!
What is human on...
It's all the counterterrorists that you want to be...
CTs.
Huh.
They are the enemy.
Not me.
Not me.
What is this player model?
I...
How is it...
Me?
How's this game after 20 years and this is what we look like?
You turn your mouth sideways I can stroke my ship to that
All right guys, what's going on? What's going on?
What the hell is going on here
Responding said real peanuts and even in response to your left. Oh
It's P. Do J. We'll be do J
And
Oh, he's back. Oh great. He's great. I
Am going outside to deliver the hurt upon these gentlemen boys
Nice.
Come out.
Oh.
Quick little pain.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're like a puss.
Let's go.
We're crazy.
Now it's our time.
close right down close down
oh my god
is everybody okay?
addressing gamer chair
Oh
That's what is
outside in the in the tall building
now it is up to him
now it is up to him
I don't know what I can do
oh my goodness incredible
incredible incredible
Oh my goodness, and I got the only kill he didn't get so if you think about I kind of want to ground for everybody
Wow, wow
Wow, I can say that you and him combined for five that gives you
Got the chicken gun
Necro junior
dude you ever sell your like fast quantity of like shitty $1
gift never not even one time yeah I'm keeping those forever those are mine
forever I'm gonna give those to my grandkids
wait there's one right here guys
oh my god
We should one up top too!
Did you get the one close?
Cross, is red.
One garage, one garage still.
Could be pushed up.
Nice, garage dead.
Oh my!
Oh, too easy.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
Oh, I'm so broke.
Light work, no reaction.
Light work, no reaction.
Light work, no reaction.
Oh.
Light work.
Absolutely no reaction.
What?
One.
Yeah.
You wouldn't light my autograph?
Yeah.
Not right now, I'm too busy.
Could you put your autograph on a gun and give it to me?
No, I'm too busy.
I'm far too busy, far too busy, stop the mods!
You are the worst, you are the worst!
I'm gonna tell the people that to never meet your heroes.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
God, what?
Oh, my God.
What's gunbots not the guy
garage thank god okay we got revenge
I
Can make a step I didn't hear shit just flaked and started spraying like I didn't see him
You'll can I get a Mcdropper ah the big drop
You may have one a K what is oh
I thought about what you want, no.
Okay, okay.
Well, he launched the grenade into my esophagus from a distance of 30 meters, so that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I never know when it might happen, because it's rare, it's very rare, but right there you see that it can't happen.
Hmm... Oh, Mr. Arthur, what's with good-bad-good-bad?
And Mr. Linjava, what's with good-bad-good-bad?
Thank you, my boy. Be safe, my boy.
Oh, that's odd, still.
still.
What's going on?
What's going on?
The last one.
Goodbye.
Let me know when you always 300k play account.
They tried to beat?
Boom.
This game has like a million play account.
Right?
Is it the most big game in the world?
I'll be at this level.
Robots.
I think it's so very high.
Hmm. She's starting to see my notes.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, it happens.
Okay, A.C.U.
said he's down to play, but he might drag us
into lobby school to have professionals.
Hey, what? What's his ranking? What's his ranking?
I mean, bro, it's fucking easy you
Tell them to hop on it. Oh
Okay
Guys I might be the best I won't lie to you. I might I might be the best ever do I might be behind you behind you behind
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I can't be stabbed! I can't be stabbed!
Too easy, too easy.
Damn, I wish I had a case to open right now.
Perfect.
T-Bag is crazy. Do one of us T-Bag him? I have T-Bag him.
I know, I think one of our teammates did.
You like how he was shooting you in the dick on the way out?
That was nice.
Up! No armor!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What the?
Red dead
Oh
You see me with you walking just
Yeah, behind you while you're
Easy, that's just that technique as I do tech that's a new deck
I'm a steak
Here for myself and all the other vets who came to you today almost release laughs and have a good time
Thanks
Thank you my boy, thank you my boy, and thank you for your service my man
I'm playing on thing a garage
This is your freedom to service my man!
You have to use a safe zone to get one more city area!
I'm not here
I'm fine
I'm just gonna shoot you boys
One's Ram, one more Ram
Good job!
I was hoping you would
I need to do nothing that round these guys are just lurk monsters all of them
Let's go!
I'm just gonna top silo
On the silo
Oh, she doesn't ran
Once quickly lifted up
What the hell is that?
Oh!
Hahaha!
Nice!
Gotcha!
An evil nut last!
Gotcha! Gotcha!
Last outside, last outside.
Crossing squeaky.
I'll handle him.
Good job!
First, I activated the ESP.
Top to the wall.
If you have to cross at exact point, you're blabbed.
Good work, boy! Good work!
We're doing pretty good.
You're hard work, work!
have you heard of have you heard to have db say like 10,000 bussings
in an air take vaccine no that shit is too funny like it actually just puts a
skull in my face every time oh oh he pledges me so he pledges me
I don't know
Why?
Rash food! Rash food! Rash food!
Woooo!
That's good work, Rash food.
Good work.
Ra-ra, Rash food team lover of the nation, please.
I say, I say, I...
Close, close, close.
Very close.
You can go and pull this game up.
I wouldn't want to make it unfair for all the other players.
Mm-mm.
Hmmmmm...
Oh!
How do you get serious? How do you get serious?
You can come back at any moment.
360!
Upside.
OOOH I'M RIDING!
Upside.
They're going squeaky.
They're going squeaky or is it a secret? They're going secret.
They're going secret.
I can't fucking talk cause I'm eating my bagel.
I don't want it.
Got one!
Charge!
Oh my god, once.
Flashback.
I think they played today.
I think they played today.
They tricked us.
Go back, go back.
Go eggs.
As much as possible so you know exactly what we're coming from, you ready?
Yeah.
It's B, it's B, it's B.
Let's go back, go back again, go back again, it's me!
This doesn't make sense!
Wait, we won't make it!
We won't make it!
Missy putt, Missy putt.
Oh, great, oh great.
Missy putt, Missy putt.
Could have happened to anyone, could have happened to anybody.
Missy putt, Missy putt.
What the fuck just happened?
Listen, but listen, but listen, but listen.
We'll catch him off the cliff, and he'll flop, you know.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
Get a shirt?
Mm-hmm-mm-mm.
Oh, I just finished with this scrumptious bagel and egg.
You had me and I just finished.
Mm, mm, mm.
So delicious, uh.
Hey, I'm glad it's over here.
No, I'm happy.
I think I just put it in my mouth.
Oh, good heavens.
I'm gonna scoot up my food after this.
I'll go straight to the secret room.
Oh my god, there's two and one more lobby.
Don't hit him, don't you worry you're fine.
Sneaking up on him now?
They'll never see us coming.
I'm looking to my telescope, don't worry. I'll find them soon.
We did it!
Good work, team!
Ah, dude, shabby boy.
Don't be Jeff fucking Bezos. Somehow you're 26 and 10 and have 16k.
Who's got 1,000?
Why is there a guy over there with 1,951 elo?
Dude, where have you been? I've been saying this is no way.
It's like a make-a-wish scenario they bring him along see what it feels like
It's you outside three outside three outside. Oh, you're lying you're capping on God yet
Red box too, including bomb.
Good work, team!
Oh, things are still going good, things are still going good.
I got $16,000.
Alright, ops for everybody!
Oh, that's so nice of you, dude.
That's so nice of you.
What if they run into our spawn?
Just make sure to pick them up.
Let's defend this town.
Come on, get it up!
Come here!
Get it up on the ground!
Oh! Really?
Yeah!
Fuck it, I guess.
I just got one here.
One red, one red.
Nice. Red guy dead.
I
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm sorry I had a horrible call what there's one
Last guy for sure one secret
She's him. He's him. He's him. He's
Last game on secret.
Or is garage.
Hey man, you see this?
He's not even hurt yet, he's got a hundred health.
I've heard of you.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Would Mike use SM7B?
Would the Joe Rogan uses the Bond one?
The Bond meatball?
Bond meatball man?
Hmm.
It is a fantastic mic.
I can lie to you, good suggestion.
good suggestion
ups me a bit of bad idea
we're about to win anyways boys the way he preaches
Oh my goodness, incredible work out there, Mr. Rikoi.
Guys, I am on my delegation match, or whatever.
You're a promotional match.
Promotional match.
I'm about to get a promotion.
One moment, am I promoted to Supreme Master, first class Supreme Leader?
You are about to be McDonald's manager.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's hit this promotion.
And I'm...
Dude, so many people from our games wanted to be our friend.
Such a friendly stack.
I
Let me see what you say. Did you have an account? Let's see
Locked in boys look at it
Is these two these two seem pretty cool the fuck these two seem pretty
Supreme leader
Supreme leader
This this one kind of looks cool. Wait the Harley Quinn collection wait guys. I just pick up something like crazy
I've never heard of this before in my life
The Harley Quinn collection
Wait in in counterfeit. Yeah, I just got a Harley Quinn collection shocker or something
No, it's trash
50 cent
many many many many many many many many men inside me many many many many many many many many many
many many men you heard that song let me tell you I listen to this like bumped up remix it's
actually fire it's not I think it's a bad song I think I don't know but wait no it's not no it's
what's another 50 cents song what's a 50 cent classic you're losing me 50 cents
we have 50 cent class what's any sharp no well it's in the club it's like a
it's like a boosted remix oh it's fire hold on hold up wait a second be fighting
oh my goodness and it's something it's up it's something let me tell you let me
tell you to live it's not let me hear it let me hear it I need I need to hear it
bumping. I think I did mostly bumps in the car though with like base and come on but I mean
ah I don't know I just don't know it's pretty far up on my list I haven't listened to it a while
I remember when I was listening to it oh I remember was bumping hold on we see it was
no no no no hold on hold on in some way here hold on now hold on wait a second
Hold on, wait a second, hold on now.
you
you
you
you
you
Let me tell you boys, that is the most fiery mix I've ever done in my life!
I
That's the interclub three ass remix I don't that means was t r i a
Guys can we for the love of God play a map we haven't played it. Oh my god. How is it the happening?
oh my god they're up cat bro I'm gonna throw up look at this guy's cross
your new model oh my goodness oh my goodness what is he up to what is he
doing I knew that was going to happen
second I saw it's crossing I feel
surround doesn't matter it's all luck
based anyways guys I've seen an animated
pair of jokes this entire night from at
least one person on the enemy team I'm
telling you close he's affected the
minds of billions where they really
mm-hmm look at hugs look at hugs on
13 that's an animated pair of drugs
Yeah, that's right there. Yeah, so come on. Oh, you're saying you have seen it. Yeah, I've seen yeah
I see one one per game. You're a thirsty. I thought you're
The one maybe maybe
Maybe I only peaked about a second.
Alright, okay.
We have to switch up the game plan here.
Switch up the timing.
Get in our flow state.
BCT and also everywhere.
I think it's the flow state boys.
Fuck it's the flow state.
Fuck some flow.
Let me tell you.
Mississippi River.
Mississippi River!
HOOOOOO!
JoLostein69420 sin
Touch laughs like a funny looking monster
I can play D, I can play A, man
I never watched it!
Fuck it, no helmet, no helmet
Oh god
Dude, the second I said 4900
I knew what you were doing
That was...
Alright, I respect you though
You all won't be recovered
This is our hardest game
right here right now we win this we win the tournament on Thursday I guarantee you
two
two powers
it's either mid or B
come on, come on
oh my god there's one in the window
He's creeping up on us, peeping Tom!
He's gonna hold A passively.
I'm gonna hold A passively.
I think one jumped window.
Okay, I have bomb.
okay, I have a bomb, I have a bomb, I have a bomb
where are the guns? the good ones? oh, I should pick the op
oh, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot
I was looking for an AK dude
I got nobody
you got nobody? yeah, I got some money
I got some money.
You got some money?
How do you want me to do to me?
My god.
Ewww!
Dude, dude, hold on, hold on.
There are families watching.
I feel dirty.
Being in the same room.
I want to know what your face looks like while making that sound.
Well, I'm luckily ice-cream, I don't know that yet.
Oh, shit.
Oh, nice.
It killed one kind of long as well.
I love a man!
What's that around?
Window.
My god!
I-
God!
God!
God!
These guys are formidable foes!
Very formidable.
I'll call him.
That's his call, that's his call.
I have a bomb. I have a bomb.
Stinked.
He said he's coming.
You got it. That guy jumped in a bit of junk. That's true. That's true.
Gotta give him some of the way.
Gotta give him some of the way.
Boys, LeBron James just came out of attack.
Boys.
LeBron James is coming out of the bondage. He's so play for it. Wait, wait, did you
behind? Hey, don't jinx it. You still play LeBron.
Not only I thought it was yeah, when I first said that I was like, wait a minute, I'm pretty
good. All right, LeBron James is playing all metaphorically. I am LeBron James. The CS
to is the ball. In this situation, I would be LeBron James. I was never retired. And
the ball is the bomb. Oh, one more. Anyone need any more clarification? Sorry, can you
take the kid from the top? I'm LeBron James. I'm LeBron James. Yes. Yes. All right. All
All right. The only difference between me and LeBron James is I
playing scenes to sexier instead of playing basketball.
OK, ready?
I got it. How old are you, Tina? How old are you?
Forty five.
Forty.
OK, got it. So so far I've written down, you know, this
how old is LeBron James?
Is he over forty?
He's 41 and he's like, he's still fucking owning.
Holy shit, I got the right, oh my god.
Two top mid.
I'll head to the man.
Stand back.
They could've jumped through him, yeah.
I haven't seen anyone cross mid boys, I need to back it up.
Oh, sorry, I can't lie.
Excuse me, can you give me a minute?
No one!
Where the god?
Another mid.
Come in.
Oh, sheba.
Hmm
I used to see that tick-tock or whatever I don't think so I don't think so
I think we're gonna die like
Who wants to explain that we only used to used to grow potatoes and tomatoes in your backyard?
now
The McDonald's gonna die quicker
I
Has to be a or I'm through BF's
I'm through BF's it has to be a remit. I don't see anything bad boss. Okay, that's the a
Hey
3 on 8, 3 on 8 man
Atta
I have the flank of doom but it requires someone to be alive
I'm alive!
And he is dying
Alright
Dude, again?
Did these children stop being abducted?
He's ready
Amberler got him
Don't worry guys. I'll wrap this up
And laughing how to be careful out there
These guys mean business on the rank up game on the rake of game on the real game
the test yes that's even truly deserve the rake up
the hiding the smoke let me see coming
They could come out ramp Oh my god I'm unstoppable
Plaster man, plaster man.
Did you see that thing?
Did you see that thing?
These guys are just the most patient ever.
Holy, very nice.
Too easy.
Too easy.
Did they show that much worse?
Very nice.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
We're unstoppable.
We're unstoppable.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
Too easy.
X marks, like that.
X marks.
Well, I tripped that.
Xbox.
You already know what to do.
Xbox.
I haven't even seen anything.
Xbox.
Come on now.
Xbox.
I mean, did you even see that?
Xbox.
Record that.
Xbox.
Xbox.
Let's get it off.
Xbox.
Make the tipper little.
Pshh.
Dude, these guys are the most station players ever by the way.
Expect them to lurk in their spots for 40 seconds into the round.
Let's go!
One half's.
Got one!
Go on, James!
Oh, one still cats, bro.
Oh!
Get him!
Got him!
Got him!
That's last.
Ten seconds.
No!
Oh my god, what a shot by Mr. Wayne.
You guys are crazy.
Christ.
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
Oh my god, what a shot by mr. Wayne
I would have had him too you give me one more nanosecond I would have taken that guy's egg clean off
I believe he
Oh, oh off again. All right
I throw a kerb off
I throw a little kerb off
Let's switch it up a little bit maybe go off this round
Yeah, I still need to do a little off this round. I think you're right. I think you're right
I swear to God if you get one more fucking hammer alert!
Double lift!
Dude, I don't know what to do. Could you just start saving the children yourself?
It's fucking crazy.
I'm practicing for a tournament. Double lift.
They're gonna have to figure that out.
That would be technically good, damn.
You go ramp two, ramp A.
Taxi to hammer A.
Welcome.
Okay, I feel unfairly treated
You can disable it in his phone settings
Yeah, but
We should be go for screaming
I mean like you can read the amber learn that okay, I'm too far and then you've done your part right so you've done
What you need to do morally?
to be at peace. Alright, but you turn that off. That's... I mean, you just gonna feel like a piece of shit.
I mean, you would never actually probably do anything...
I'm turning it off!
It's like a whole...
I just had a generational round and we still lose?
Not a level. Unbelievable.
Does that make sense?
Unbelievable.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Does that make sense?
Uh...
Mmmmm...
An unforgettable round...
...by Tapatio and we still lose.
Tap a T.O.
Tap a T.O.
Tap a T.O.
That's right.
Everyone's favorite.
All right, I'm gonna go fuck up these guys.
Be a shred, be a shred.
I'm gonna wait for Anthony to die.
Get your stuff.
Move Fanny.
Did you just say move Fanny?
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, how'd you already left?
How was that?
That's crazy.
Oh, you died, you died, you died!
No, no!
Wait a minute, top mid.
Yeah.
That's a scout, not an AWP.
Oh, shit.
I'm bomb.
I
Was a bad guy said
There's a k top mate if you want I think they wrapped our spawn
They hit the guy
oh
Oh my god
There's no he was running with his back to the all right all right
We don't listen. We're always this we're always be gay. I'll block it. I'll block it. I'm locked in
armor
Oh, oh, I'll be anonymous. Would you not? I will take that. Okay. Thank you very much. Lock it in.
No
Oh, it was a horrible smoke. It was a horrible smoke. They can bleed out into A.
You bastard
Oh my god, yeah, that was a good one
I'm going in.
I try thank you.
Good.
Guys, we are only down a meager.
Two points.
We are fine.
Decided team
Guarantee we're a T-sided team. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Watch this Russia. I want you to have your knives at the entire time
I will one be five. I will one be five. I just want you there to watch it to witness greatness
Okay, okay, you know what fuck it if the TV says so I'm down
Okay
the helicopter and what all right it's spinning it's spinning all that all
that yeah they might have our stuff they might have a lot of them to set for
Okay
I thought he was watching what a generational run right there. Oh my goodness. Oh
They had an instant smoke for ramp dude. Oh my goodness
You know on the bright side Anthony Bradford is looking rich. So the strap
I've done this many times before we follow Anthony Bradford until he drops the gun that he's probably gonna buy come on
You got this. Come on, bro. Are you kidding me? He's got you. He never didn't buy
Yes, it's a deal. Oh my god, pushing pushing versus equal
I'm begging for you
You are such a bastard you are such a bastard
yeah actually the psychological damage tell was yeah yeah well you also get a
ton of money for killing Joe with an eye actually true actually true now we're
rich wait look at the money look at the money look at the money
up and armor and run
this is it we kill them
and we go home
you flashed him
he got under
flash back
what the fuck
got you
what
what
did I
They're like one way smoke thingies or you need to just get lucky.
It's a one-way smoke.
He has no age for years as older than time itself.
At least a lot with me.
Me.
My wisdom is from many, many, many moons in this rest of the universe.
It's not a natural problem.
I ate my last piece of steak and it hurts really bad because it was so hard and tough and chewy.
And like my chest lowkey hurts right now.
That just means you're healthy.
Don't worry.
You're twice as healthy if you start spelling pennies and if your left arm stopped working.
working that means you're gonna be an Olympic athlete okay yeah it hurts right
now well how is Kyle Wong my grip
What do you, Kyle?
You get it.
Another guy right.
Oh.
She had a hard tackle person on it.
Do you have time?
Oh, I do.
Me too, me too.
He was there, right?
I can smoke con.
Mike, come see TQ attack.
No way, no way.
No way!
Look inside, look inside!
Good drive, good drive there, good drive there.
NTNTNT.
We got this back, we got this back right here.
We're bringing it back, we're bringing it back.
Alright, I'm not gonna lie my sponsor's not that good, but we could go ramp again.
I mean, they're gonna smoke it. It's just so horrible. We just fight mid and play slow on a I think
Watch out for the peak mid. That guy is
He's deadly, right?
I'm gonna keep him on us and see if they smoke ramp here
They're all ramped in
If they were Pals player, you'd hear it just ramp
I
Should be I heard the step I'm gonna have today. Yeah, I see we thought it's okay
I'm one bro. Good luck
You got this I'll smoke it
We take those
I can get more cases after this round I'm just giving them packs after this round
hmm I the only one who's not gambling during our sessions
All right, fuck it. I just need to get a slot machine and start pulling like turn around after every after every round
We can out
Gotta get on a bit
Do we know do we know do we know
We try
Alright, slowly but surely, let's go to Kat.
Everything.
Come on, oh shit.
Fuck it!
There's one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna cross this.
Yo, how is your fucker not dead?
Thank you.
I'll handle this boy, stand back.
Alright, okay guys, guys, new game plan, new game plan.
New game plan, new game plan, new game plan, new game plan.
New game, new game plan, new game plan.
Here's the plan, here it is, here we go, you ready for this?
Okay, okay.
Alright, I'll pick two men, two kills, boom, we rush, tap.
No, no, no, no, we smoke connected rush cat to me. I picked to smoke mid
rush cat I got it got it. I'm gonna let me learn this smoke right now
Oh wait, that's in the furnace
Motherfuckers
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Quickly.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, the time.
What's your birthday?
What's your birthday?
My god, there's no way he loots these hooligans
Dude, I was I was I was 13 seconds
AFK and spawn looking up the smoke line
And I was the first peeking the the trade on it. Oh, it's like I'm gonna figure this
This is the time
Improvement
We learned from losing
Of course, of course, that's why I I welcome at the Bradford. No
Fun
Oh
My goodness knew there was someone I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry
Wait, I think you missed all the other rounds you can give.
Fucking Anthony!
Just say it!
Anthony lost the rounds dude.
Literally!
What's that?
He's under valve grade.
I for one am flaccid and sterile.
There is no reason we should have lost to such foolishness.
This oh
These guys are safe stepping 1,000 percent. Oh, yeah, probably, but you can't get mad at that. That's kind of jungle. Oh
Okay, okay
More well, what do you have?
Team leader needs rank up and he's not happy
my god, times that guy got to circle this building.
Okay.
Oh my god, he's already warming up big time.
So you want me to warm it up.
Yeah, but dude, if he plays with all this made,
I'm telling you we're gonna go up against fucking...
It's good.
Mr. Bruce, Mr. Brush, Mr. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,
Blah, Blah, Blah...
Because the boy's good, man.
Good, uh, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
I'm just chat trying to get his attention.
We asked Ace to have got an ult account so we can just beat the shit out of people that suck.
He says he doesn't think so. Does anyone want to help him remember?
No idea that he actually does.
That is above 5k. You also have no idea what your dad's at.
So, look at that. Two things you can find for a second there.
Two little puzzles you can solve on your own. What a fun time.
He's on my Discord. We can discuss whether or not he can remember it.
Okay. Okay. Alright. Let's do it. That's a great plan.
That is a great plan. That is a fantastic plan.
Can we take a drink? I'll take one right now. Cheese, boys! Cheese!
absolutely divide absolutely divide oh he says he needs a drag he's your dragon
we give me here let me almighty god of the court oh I am on it I am on it mr.
A's you welcome oh hello welcome to you well now we got it now we got a five
five. Whoa. He is the enemy. He can't be trading the enemy.
He really matters as one. Oh, yeah. Oh, that game sucks.
Gen G. If I take it for a fucking time, that's what it's
about. You guys can still win. You know, well, that won't
wait. Kind of like figuratively. Double lift is only on peanuts
team because I said you should pick double lift. You should
tell Tyler one that he can still win if he makes like his own personal mental
game where if he tries his best that counts as a win yes wait like on
ironically yes a win is when you walk away from the competition satisfied with
your performance you know what the million dollar left your right humble
it is right you could literally get dead last but be happy with how you played
and that's a way that's true that's true I don't care what place I get that's
through humble if you are in there we go that means you're a winner you are
incredible I am rooting for mr. Tyler one I am rooting for buff Michael Scott
to get a win in his mind now ready for double
go time to one
Did you open chaos rising yet?
Trying to get the green in there right now
Came out of my first mr. Box
That's crazy
That better be a dime bag full of heroin. I swear to God that's a Pokemon back
So good
Oh my god, she's doing it, she's doing it!
Oh my god, I gotta sleeve this powder real quick, what's that?
Well, hopefully, I don't know what that means.
It sounds like a drug term.
Yeah, buddy's actually on the sizzle, I don't even know what that means.
I wouldn't mind an invite peanut.
Of course, of course, here you are, here you are kind sir.
Now Mr. Aysu, do you have an account that won't make me hate myself for the next three hours?
I don't know so like we played together on this account last time and I hated my job
Yeah, I don't think I think we went two and 12
Now the thing is I don't think you might not remember, but you actually
Just wait until you see why I do I do
My other account yes, no, I don't I don't have anything I don't got nothing for you
I got I got the lint in my pocket dude. We were just in peanuts rakeup game
How long was fucking
How long was fucking I suppose I'm gonna get some cases as you do you have do you have another counter now?
Um, I mean no, I don't have another counts. Um, it's what's what is it?
I think it's actually fine like even if we get into like a 15 to 20 it's a lot. I honestly think we'll what's your rank?
What's your rank?
It's underings. Oh, I don't play for me very much. You don't even have a right. Okay, but what was your last known premiere ring?
It was 20k plus
That's fine. Ah, that's nothing
That's not a yeah, I think that's not fit. I didn't know we're here for one good game
You only have one game? We don't know what you're talking about because I have a movie in an hour
What? No, no, no, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about? No, you're here for the whole line.
You gotta be one, and then after the one you have to say,
okay, well, next one's my LG.
Oh, true, true.
Can't get off on a win, can't get off a loss.
That's right, you can.
You always have to call LG two games in advance as principles.
That's true, that's very true, that's very true.
We can make it, we can make it quick, we can make it quick.
Okay, a couple quickies, couple quickies.
Yes.
let me just get some more cases one second
application watch a movie or you could be in a movie
oh my god aura oh my god aura
aura oh my god oh that was it because
oh that was insane to listen to guys by the way by the way if we go in there
are we playing boing boing boing but raj or nuke again i'm gonna
i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot you guys and every other
russian duke except russian duke uh remind me when to ban
I'm taking a lot of heroin right now, just remind me.
Oh, he's lucky.
Oh, he's lucky.
No!
He's lucky.
He's lucky.
He's lucky.
He's lucky.
I don't know if you've earned an invite for Stacia.
Oh, what?
You know what?
It's fine.
I don't know if you've earned an invite.
Yeah, we can nuke you in the next rest of it.
Oh, my God.
It's true.
I don't see you.
Are you friends with Beyond Steam?
Uh, oh, does it look like it?
Can send a print code to somebody.
If you send to me, let's make it the calling code.
It's you.
What code?
The calling code.
Calling code.
The calling code.
Oh, the calling code.
I like to see calling, PSOTIC.
Oh, that's Frizz.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What I hate you now it's worked which friend
No, I only think we ate his friend don't ask me his friend
Use very often so there's no point me adding you cuz I'm suck these at that. Oh my god. Would you? Oh my god
You just actually mod on you. Do you hear that? I was honest here. She's one of your friend
Well, I see how it is. It's the account that I log into in very dark
I would you see the friend invited on it
You guys
Oh, no, it's a remake of black flag
That come on really yeah, yeah black flag is my favorite
Yeah, I didn't play but I heard it's like one of the best dude
Oh my god, even when you're done with the game in each corner of the map
There's another me at this game was like 15 years old
Even when you don't the game in each corner of the map
There's like this legendary crazy ship and each four of them have like a different like specialty that they do
But it's like you have to sail so far out like the sea turns like black and like there's like thunderstorms
You see like this massive ship in the middle of nowhere. You can't even see land. It's so fucking cool
It's so
It's game came out 15 years ago. Literally just about oh my god
That's like the part it's in the game the whole time. Oh
Morris boy, I took a recent. I think you need a recent. I know I said I said
That's the old guy. I'm sex ever. I'm sex ever. No, I got him
I got him anything cuz I hit ignore all and I think while I hit ignore all you did that
Get him in here, get him in here.
I don't see him, he ignored me, he ignored my question.
No, no, no.
Engle player, dude, Engle player Andy?
No way.
I'm looking to change my name.
I'm sure it's a lie.
Oh, whoa, big man on the block over here, big man on the block.
Oh, oh, hey, show me your biggest fan, show me your reader, show me your reader.
Oh, no, look at that streamstipe, and your chat's gonna come over here until I call me slurs.
Oh.
And it's gonna be in my way.
Oh, no!
No, stop!
No!
I tried my mass, unfortunately.
I appreciate it, at least you tried, man.
At least I tried. At least I tried.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
Alright, Genji, how is the team practice going?
I feel like you owe us that much.
Quick, can you show up in?
It's going
Damn
Incredible dude, I thought you guys would be try harding cuz you have yeah, you guys have some it
I bet you can read your handbag. It's time. What's had like love handles
Hmm. I'm surprised with Tyler's immaculate leadership
Hmm
Wait Pete aren't you cooking everybody?
Yeah, even like can you can you guys know we're the one we're actually secured first yeah
Guys bad mirage and new quite out how unfortunate
How unfortunate how unfortunate oh
Oh
No sex ever left sex have sex ever is still here. Don't you worry guys? Okay, you're still here
Dude doesn't this guy have like a bunch of super bottles and shit to go hang out with I was sure I was
You know, I don't know. Maybe he just got done having sex with like 20 super bottles now. He's tired
Holy fuck his Lambo ran out of gas. Oh my god
Yeah, that is so it's oh
Yeah, I know oh
I don't think for me. There's nothing more raging doosene than having your shim go down do some either bullshit
You know, we were back. We're back. We're back. Oh, no. Oh, maybe it wasn't right. Maybe it was like a hiccup
I don't know. What do you think for sure? It was you know, it was you guys. Yeah, she does. Okay. Um,
Unfortunately, so I I I employed a bunch of defenses or whatever, but unfortunately because it was Memorial Day
A lot of the companies that I had to call to get stuff done were not open
Oh
Ah, he's not going to die.
He's going to die.
Oh, behind him! Behind him!
Alright, lock it in boys, lock it in!
One more dead. Damn, dude, that guy baited really well.
I don't know.
We're back! We're back! We're back!
We're back! We're back!
Oh, he might come through.
One more door.
Oh! One more door.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Look at that! Look at that! Too easy. Too easy. Mid Dino's 2k clans.
You see what happens when you control click on the AK? Like when you open the buy menu, you control click.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Next time you plant them on me, you should stand on it while it comes.
It's a new technology that you haven't heard of yet.
Yeah, this rate on music. Get him, Tapatio.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, what?
Oh, yeah.
Damn it.
Too easy.
Dude, your glow was cranking.
You put bullets into him.
You must have done 250 damage.
Yeah, like, 240?
You guys should practice it.
Yeah, we're still practicing.
We got a rampant tournament even though we've already won it.
Mm-hmm.
These guys love pushing, by the way.
This is all the codes.
Dude, they get spawned.
You can move it up when you're probably in a sec.
Oh, no, he's shooting.
I'm pushing a mid.
Let's see.
There's one.
There's one.
He's much, much better.
Stay up.
Got him, mid.
Oh!
Get out of here!
Oh, there's one mid.
Yeah, mid doors.
I've seen, I've seen something!
Who?
I've seen I've seen long a long a
You can come tons. Yeah
You know next time you carry mr. 14k grab. Yeah, I saw you're in my body. I
carry
Okay, little abroad came a counter strike could be pit
Let's go put this motherfucker down. I got my knife out one second. I'm coming
What where this bitch is our swan
Yeah, he's in a location on the new location slash Bosch and EFT guys. I so want to play EFT
Maybe this week one day. We will return
While old stomping grounds and show those new age bitches
work everybody what's up armor the stream so up let's go up with armor to
every time you say I know we're gonna lose the round you know armor makes you
weaker let's weakness in your mind makes you think you can get shot
What can't we can't we can't we can't
Oh my god, I just got deep
He's gonna be behind you Jinji
No, I I knew it
I
Memorial Day who the fuck doesn't drink up
Because that's what I'm saying. I've got whiskey. You've also left our heroine
stuck right
Got your veteran in the club and I'm respecting him
Don't play
Okay, fuck yeah
You're on I did three damage that's crazy
No, it happened that we put you what happened somebody bought on with armor
Say who
hold on yo I haven't seen you take this AK and follow me to be okay are you
take that AK follow me to be well you sure I go for is up there I'll go
first watch this boys by the air this place out
Okay, fine, stop.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
I got all I can do.
We'll have to use voice.
One window, and one CRM.
Nice speaking, man. Nice speaking.
Take a shot.
Dude, I'm just drinking straight whiskey.
I'm not even iced this brand.
What?
Oh.
I'm putting more of this.
I'm putting more of this.
I
My goodness I was so ready to say a see that was incredible. I love you. You're my friend. I value you
Not after that! Not after that performance!
I'll tell you what!
Alright, let's just fucking fight this.
I'll smoke X-Bots.
It's actually pronounced Gingai.
They think it's the one smoke that I know of them.
Oh my...
Almost! He ran off!
One more right there.
Nice.
They're offing long. We should not go long.
What a sweet delight.
Rest in peace, Dave Scent.
Mr. P, I heard about what happened yesterday.
From one dawn to another,
let me take care of this guy for you,
and game off, see, loving it.
Well, actually, yesterday was,
actually a very pleasant day.
I actually had a lot of fun yesterday.
I actually had some chocolate chip cookies.
Okay, I was not complaining.
I had some chocolate chip cookies.
I ate pizza with bacon on it.
Actually, yesterday was,
was quite lovely.
Was actually quite enjoyable.
I think he's talking about Saturday.
He's talking about Saturday.
I need four chocolate cookies.
I eat two regular, and then I put two in a bowl
and put ice cream in it.
We're back.
We're back.
Whoops.
I should take it.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
I got a piece of bacon, banana peppers, garlic.
I got a side of cinnamon rolls.
I even got extra icing to dip them in.
They already come with this.
I'm insane.
I'm insane.
Oh
No, there's not liar
Yeah, that way he's right here
Guys
Can we be self-real can we be super duper serious right now?
What is going on?
You can go up a cat go free. I mean yeah we can
Let's ride on you nice for free
Can we start trying?
Think this last guy is gonna go up cat. I'm fucking part of the seven
I'm going to freeze time and make sure that shotgun doesn't hit my mouth.
What do you mean start flying?
I have no armor.
Yeah, nice.
If you want to buy armor, I could drop you without.
No.
That's part of the plan.
Cinder by fucking cinder.
Yeah, I've been planted this seed of throwing the whole game by saying,
up up no armor is better than off with arm
it is watch this pal
I'm so late on this bomb here
what up Gat
nice trade
throw an eight over there oh it just hit the sign okay
what a nice but it I I should I don't guys I'm not gonna lie to you that was a
I
Just couldn't kill this guy crossing. Yeah, I believe you won't lie to you. I was frightened. I was deeply frightened
Yeah, I don't believe it anymore. Oh, is it? Oh, right there frightened, huh?
He's doing it. He's doing it
Oh dead on my speed
He said he's on vacation
There's like three dudes there
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
There's one on B still. There was the other guy in a boat.
We'll get some other blibby blabby
It's long
Good work team, good work out there
gambling session
Stop your poking hand cards buddy real gambling
I can flash you out I can flash you out what do you think about that? Sit me out there. Let's fucking go
I believe in you. Don't let me die. Let's do this thing. I don't know. I don't really
come on
Is it a jump blaster is it not a jump plan, but either you just fucking jump jump send it
I'm out it works. Okay. What was that smoke?
Maybe in this
He's not
Guys I didn't smoke the cross
This is too intense it is too intense
Nice
You've been the light of the
God
She's my boy. Hope things are going well for you very soon very very soon. I wish upon that star
I wish upon that star
I'll be doing somebody
Oh god!
He's back!
No!
Don't make the elevator, I think.
We have gun?
Nothing!
Oh, I cannot see.
Whoa!
I'm slidin'.
That was not a good smith.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, what?
No.
I kinda just had an issue.
Oh
Guys how do we lose that one what's going on right here? I
Think you guys need to get your heads in the game. I think you guys need to get your heads in the game
I think that's what's going on here
Yeah. Dude, are we not lucky enough? Are we not lucky enough?
I don't think you guys are lucky enough. I do not think you guys are lucky enough.
How's your defolgies? A thousand defolgies.
I need ten thousand at minimum.
Alright, alright, watch this, watch this. Follow me. Turn around, turn around, turn around.
Turn over here.
Alright, I-
Get over here, get over here, get over here. Watch this, watch this.
Two entries guaranteed at minimum.
Minimum, minimum.
Guaranteed.
Oh, I'm so blind. Oh, there's so much.
Oh, I didn't realize I had a bomb. Oh, there it goes.
I'm coming. Oh, shoot. I literally just went for that.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
goody dump drops goody dump drops
oh my god
terrorists when we were...
oh no
oh no
oh we won
that was sneaky
okay
okay
I said yeah that was
let's move out
woo
guys this is my promotion match
let's lock it in
let's lock it in right here
let's lock and go
let's lock and go
yes captain
kept down
Yeah, what if we just what if we just fucked him on law right now?
Yeah.
What if we just fucked him on law?
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Easy.
Go, go.
I probably should have bought Util, but you know, it's fine.
We don't need Util where we're going.
Bullets are Util.
It's my babe.
They're going B and mid.
Oh lord.
They are late cats not flanking anymore.
Oh my god.
Where'd they go?
It could be a cat.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I would've hurt you to the other one.
They're all there.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
I
Okay, all right, okay
Let's bring it together here. Let's break it in let's bring it in guys bring it in bring it in
Let's bring it in here. Let's bring it in here
We need to look at we need to lock it right here right now and we don't damn
It's hot. It's returning it on
We are pushing on the gash, we are putting the pedal to the metal.
On 100% headshot percentage, who might be hitting?
Yvonne!
Oh my god, I'm on 100%.
That's me, where do you see that?
Literally like next to your assist, if you're going to assist me with your damage.
Yeah, I might just be cracked like that with my city.
taking long was we're taking their lives
they've taken the whole map wait are they B or A they're B they're B there be
there before of the doors you know I'm scared
call out one yeah guys I totally say it so
we'll catch him on the next round we'll get
the next round you better watch out you better watch out because I'm locking in
they better watch out because I'm locking in make room make way I'm
I'm walking in nice B spot. You got peanut
Molly at that door. Oh, it would hit so different. Hold on. What if I got the SSG oh wait?
That that could be a big way as well that I can
You mr. Ace mr. Brandon
We can jump in one second wash minds. Oh shit. Oh my god
I know that doesn't sound like much, but that's a lot for me guys.
Who the hell man?
It might be going B.
Okay, deal with me.
Deal with him.
All right, there I'll be.
All right, we did something that round.
You're a savvy boy, right?
I like that.
Not too savvy, boy.
Wow.
Oh, he's at the car.
You got this, Iggy!
I
Didn't know he was my hallway
Gosh dang it
The tunnel
All right, I think we stacked be this round if that could be a strong hold up. I've got
I got money. You got money. Yeah, if you drop me the rest of us. Go be what? I have zero dollars
That's I got
I'm gonna smoke B so that they commit to the actual play actually maybe it's better
I don't see anything like that
Up mid
Of course they're not they're probably watching our stream
One top one top
They're a they're all a what a sweet oh my gosh
Oh my gosh. What did Mr. Not have over here? I had to pray once.
You're looking for a will to live though. Don't check my body. Where? I don't have
Oh, if one has it, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I just spent literally...
I spent earlier.
One-e-seconds humping my teammate's body, but...
I mean...
Okay, I mean, the two things we need, we need to smoke on B tunnels so they don't push B instantly,
and we need to take long, and then we get...
The whole mad I can smoke you I can flash I don't know her you flash me out long
Dude please someone's killing
Please so I need you help I need you to be tons
Yeah, no stop it brother
I'm taking it easy on them
These young guys
It's smoked mid
Guys you want your next Michael next round. We're gonna sit somewhere and not move at all
We're not gonna move at all. We're not pushing. We're not be played. We're not we're not even a blink
We're not even like we need to do we're gonna we're gonna whale half a gram of crack
And we're not gonna play the entire round. Oh, I hear me one spot not move the entire
Already on site
Oh, maybe not maybe not maybe this guy's dad not on site yet
Right above
I will unfortunately have to play on Xbox 12 and a half frames per second
Those dumb bitches don't release it on PC for some stupid reason will to live check will to live
I'm not looking forward to that, but yes, I'll be doing that
Oh wait, I was talking to my guys. I'm sorry. Oh my goodness. I
Guys it is just a game. There's nothing to be upset over
Let's all relax
There's one long.
Oh.
A long.
There's I guys.
I don't even see him.
I'm turning. Look at me.
Guys, don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Look away.
Look at the middle of the screen.
I need to lock it.
Guys, don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Guys, don't look at me.
Guys, don't look at me. Don't look at me.
I've hurt your eyes. I've hurt your eyes.
Look at someone else. Look at that guy over there.
You don't look at me.
I'm blocking it!
Dude, can anyone drop me a smoke?
I'm blocking it right here, right now.
Oh, oh, oh.
Wait, how did I...
And then I think we go...
Airpress G?
Yeah, just to drop this, but I already got a smoke,
so I'm good.
I think I dropped my Nade to someone by accident,
dude, it's okay.
I miss my smoke.
I'm off to a good start.
And they smoked A long.
A lot of nades long.
Yep. Ouch.
They already have A.
Oh my gosh!
I'm going to pickle.
Oh, there's one.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Dude, I think I'm going to spoil it.
She's hard running, bro.
There's one.
Oh, no.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to lie.
I just need to say, just say, okay, bro.
I think I'm.
Don't look me.
Don't look me.
Don't look me.
They're cheating.
They're cheating.
vertigays do not look at me we are
looking at right here right now making a
list I'm making a list I'm checking it
twice twice I'm check it fuck it fuck it
I'm gonna take it three times I'm walking
me down no one's getting past me let me
see is so we can pass me on me that is
because I've killed every person they have ever known.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Love it. Love it.
You're the long age.
And I'm leaving them alive until the end.
Hey, Yvonne, Yvonne, just the only way someone gets my BNB.
Sure. Which one's short?
I'm playing off angle here.
Well, I don't know that.
OK.
You put you you can be up.
You can be up.
I want to be up here.
Up here on you.
Holy shit.
Yeah, they're coming back.
Nice.
I can help you out all alone.
Where did you go?
Oh, thank you.
Watch this, LeBron James!
Okay, alright.
Did you...did you...
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
That was my first kill of the like 20 rounds.
No!
No!
No!
One cross just now.
One really hurt! One really really hurt!
Oh, dude, I don't know, shit.
We can 3-2-1 me out the smokey window.
I'm down.
And when you're ready, we're off the front window, I'm gonna go 3-2-1, let's go.
And I don't know where I died from, big box.
Oh, that's been the wind.
Wow
Wow
You saw his weiner
That was bad timing
Oh my god
Fuck it
We're playing car side, we're playing boxing and backs
I hate these guys
Yo yo yo yo
I have a new strap but people are not gonna like it
You feel me right now?
I love it actually
Yeah, because I'm the guy
I'm feeling you
Where are we going? What are we doing? What's your plan?
Yeah
We're going to the moon
We're going straight to their spot
9-11
Okay
Lock it in boys
Suicide, suicide
Going, going
No
I believe in Jimmy
You guys left me
Pressure makes diamonds
I don't like this
That's true, that's true, pressure does make diamonds
No, it doesn't!
No, that is true! That is true!
I don't know what I'm doing!
It also makes literally everything else too!
Fuck!
I'll just go dive it.
This is poop.
Like poop.
Really?
Up.
That was incredible.
Ah! I got to see you obviously.
I was thinking!
I don't want to be left behind.
I would have rather died with everything.
We got this voice.
We got this.
This is our comeback.
This is our comeback right here.
This is my fine song.
We're going to win a note 2.
Everything's going to be all right, son.
As soon as we start singing that song, things are not all right right now.
I don't have a pay.
Take him out.
Run across.
One, two, three.
Oh, I'm gonna go.
Flash.
Lucky won't hit.
Oh, flash.
Just follow Pino wherever he goes.
They go.
Oh, there's two a.
Oh, god, it's
Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go.
What?
A long.
Oh my god.
How did he
what's
Wow
word
Word
blockade on that one
Word
No, no
I
You are not leaving you are not leaving what oh you want one movie are you one more one more LG official
Okay, okay
What movie are you watching a zoo?
Obsession was that about oh, I don't know it's spooky scary movie apparently
It's about a it's about a Martian who wishes that a girl would love him as much if you
loved him or if he loved her and then she's like crazy a guy who wishes a girl would
love him as much as he loves her but it turns out the girl is crazy yeah it's like a horror
movie but that doesn't make any sense wait I mean you thought there was a trailer I mean
I didn't watch it, but I don't want to like.
No spoilers.
Spoiler.
No spoilers.
Wait, hold on now.
Hold on.
That doesn't make any sense.
Why is that?
She loves him too much.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You are saying there's a guy who
wants a girl to love him as much as he loves her.
But then you're saying the girl is crazy?
Yes.
Would it be the other way around?
No, no, no, no.
His wish comes.
Oh, it's like a Cinderella thing where there's a fairy he wishes for it
He like breaks a piece of candy or some shit. I don't know. I only lost a trailer
I can only tell you when I'm taking a two-minute trailer
This court is all spiking it's course all spiking is course all spiking as we speak here
I mean, I'm inviting you to invite you guys.
It doesn't make any sense.
If the guy wants her to love him as much as he loves her,
wouldn't that make him the crazy one?
Yeah, I'm not.
What about scenario?
He just wanted her to love him.
But then and then it came true
and then she was just fucking crazy.
Oh, he makes a wish.
He wishes upon a star.
Oh, monkey pot type set.
Oh, it's a monkey pot.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, perfect, perfect explanation.
Okay, okay, all right. Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay, all right.
I actually heard them word monkey paw early this week when they removed my thing from the AT&T
logo and it was just Twitter posts where they're like, man, I wish VTubers had more representation
in the mainstream media and then it says Monkey Paw Curls saying like it was me and they didn't
want that.
Like I'm not the only fucking VTuber without quadruple deep fucking badongers.
You just say VTuber?
VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber, VTuber,
I should be too much. I should be too much. I should be too much. You do it. You do it. You do it. Pina too much.
Wow
Dude, you're my second favorite P-Tuber, bro, who's ever one?
People sheriff dude, I'm gonna
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry only time one and done one and done
I'm sorry.
All right, we guys, guys, man.
We need to get Dust2 after that disgusting twerp.
We, oh my God!
We are not playing Dust2 again, guys.
We are not playing Dust2 again.
We are not playing Dust2 again.
Okay, okay, okay, got it, got it.
What?
It was a mistake.
I didn't mean to act fast enough,
I didn't mean to act fast enough.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We have banned Dust2 no matter what.
We're banned Dust2 no matter what.
Okay, we, guys, we got two, man!
Yeah, it's actually a nice map. I'm actually brings out
Dude I was heating up in the first half and then on on CT side I went
Also guys we need we need to make this a fast win or a fast loss. I feel like Brandon
a theater cinema 360 no show 360 no show I don't think I see
as I watched the Martian and into cellar last night actually back-to-back
and they'd use like half the same people in the movie.
It was super confusing.
Cause I was like, I'm pretty sure you guys
were just over here in space.
Wow, you're doing something else.
You're in like a space movie vibe last time?
Yeah, I was in a space movie vibe.
Yeah, I was, I love space movies.
Space movies are so cool, so cool.
Honestly guys, I'm not gonna lie to you,
listen, I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this,
but I'm telling you, you just have to rewatch it again.
In a Stella isn't I when I first watch I was like, oh my god, that's the best movie I've ever seen
Holy crap, and I watch it back. It wasn't bad. It was so very good, but it wasn't like
Wow, what the fuck like I mean the first like ten minutes of the movie
He checks sand for being in Morse code like what kind of bullshit is that who does that?
Nobody does that. That's you just you just you got the plot armor on right there. Yeah, me
I cannot I'm gonna get hate. I'm gonna get hate. I'm gonna get hate
Thank you guys it's still a great movie don't get me wrong. I'm gonna say I watched it again yesterday
And it just didn't make any sense. Why are you checking sand for more? It's called it
It doesn't make any sense. Why would you who would do that? Who?
Who would ever- Oh my god, you're not gonna make it.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Cuz he's a genius, but think about the implications of that.
That means he would have to check everything for Morse code.
I mean, buddy, tricks on the stairs up to his house.
Oh, check the stairway for Morse code.
Buddy, check the snot bubbles on my front desk for Morse code.
He would have to check everything for Morse code.
Let's make any fucking sense!
Let's make any sense!
Alien...
And then I felt like...
It's still like, what?
Does you fall asleep in the middle of a movie scene?
I'll take, fuck you!
Fuck you!
No, I was truly tired.
Okay, okay.
I, yeah, I didn't sleep yet, so...
It was like, forced my bedtime, so...
Hey!
Oh my god!
I couldn't survive that long.
I just need to get everything.
I didn't survive that long.
Oh my gosh, you guys want to...
I got lucky I got lucky. I don't know
what to do with those situations I'm no armor good off no armor off the
The llama. The meta.
Here it is.
I'm the llama T-Side Overpass.
I'm the llama T-Side Overpass.
The big one. The big gohuda.
I did 195 damage and no kill.
Oooooh.
You're carrying.
Dude.
Oh, what? Oh.
My gosh.
What the heck?
That's crazy.
Oh, we'll connect that.
Can we at least admit that like 50% of this isn't my fault.
Can we at least...
As I know I'm not as locked as I should be.
Hey, I'll be the first to admit that, okay?
I'll be number one.
I admit it right now.
But the other big percent...
I'm not choking!
He's a demon!
He's a demon from hell!
You know I got a good news though like a few is gonna be right on time for that movie. Oh, I'll be early
I'm gonna see that the previews and everything
All right, I'll put everything guys. I'll put me to you guys. I do so hard to open the door in the worst
I mean possible
This guy's
I mean this guy's this guy's heart. He's just hard swinging long
What pretty long I got him I got him
Who's yellow?
Who's yellow?
Who's yellow?
Oh, me.
Who's yellow?
Yeah.
You think it's hard to walk out the smoke?
Ah!
No one!
No one!
Oh, my gosh.
Nice.
Yeah.
One's playing con.
Yeah, everyone's con still.
Yeah, we can.
One again.
I'm playing one con, one B, one A.
There's a guy at B just chilling down there.
one's still gone. No!
Let's go to the bathroom.
That guy's pretty good.
Open the door behind us.
That's fine, keep going, keep going.
Yes, this is perfect.
Now we go all the way up now.
I killed you, I killed you, I killed you.
Oh my god. It's okay. That'll
happen. We have the boys. We are
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. That makes that about 300 bluzero actually.
I'm gonna get this pushy as soon as he pushes along to where he was.
Do you see the shit?
Wait, I have a bomb again? How?
I need to make one bathroom and then I think we just go left here together.
Oh wait dude, this is bad score.
Oh wait!
Gah!
Gah!
Nice!
One more icon.
Or not icon, but like...
Lighters.
One was B.
Um, maybe just go together and we win the round.
Yeah, I'm scaling about them right now.
I feel like, in headshotting everybody is the back pain.
Up, no, up, Mr. Freddy, up, no, up.
I see it's hard to perceive what we have,
we have all of it in sight.
It's kinda the same.
It's especially on a map that I don't really know.
Hope we do it well, Mr. Freddy.
Let's ride!
I'm playing monster.
I have to have that.
Stay back boys.
By half when you came up.
They're boosting B by the way.
We gotta go.
Let me just go back.
You together, look.
Oh, no, don't expect that.
I did.
Yeah.
Oh, it's only.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
These guys.
That timing was so.
That was nuts.
He's out on E.
I don't think they're playing spawn.
I think you guys just go A and then Peter has a giant flank on him.
Oh, hey Peter.
One more towards dumpster and one unknown.
Oh my!
I'm about to die!
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking!
Hey, plantain did smug to me!
Okay, should be like...
I'M COMING BUNCH!
Oh my god!
Woo!
They're still cooking!
Oh my god!
Boys were...cooking!
Oh my god!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Every kill you just got was insane, that was nuts.
Uh-huh.
Oh
Just do tap him with the glove. That's fine. Yeah, man walk while running backwards with no idea where you're crazy, girl
You're cool
I just go off.
Wait, did you see the moon?
Look at me, it does that shit all the time.
I don't know.
It's over.
A monster, maybe?
How does she wear A?
I just got naded for 100.
There's a smoke tank either.
One monster, one monster.
Yeah, monster.
Oh my lord.
What's going on about you boys?
Nice.
Could be heaven and we're gonna go
Okay, heaven
I'm keeping you good
If you say alive and you maybe
Let's pay it
Thank you. Thank you much
You're playing!
Nice.
Okay.
You're getting up!
Haven't dead, let's go hit.
Was he still right there?
He jumped up it.
Come on James!
Okay, well...
Oh
Oh my god
These guys are nuts. Yeah, how did I hit someone for one? I was using an op the entire time
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
No.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
No. Oh, my God.
I just.
How lovely.
What a sweet dream.
What a sweet life.
How many dudes you got?
Uh, one Tarsik.
Our bomb sound saves.
Perfect. Perfect.
Let's see the diet in front of me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
We're back in for the mod.
Yeah.
We win.
Did we won it, eh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got an expeditious running process.
1-0-3-2.
We're on fire!
I could not believe that just happened.
I could not believe that just happened.
Oh, my goodness.
That shit was funny.
He got it.
Careful, your bank is on.
They walk out bank right now.
Oh, my God.
The one behind me.
Oh.
It's to the... yes, there.
Oh, this.
Oh, my God.
I should have pushed something, right?
That's my fault.
Oh, these guys are playing tactically.
These guys are good, but this is a heavily CT side.
Heavily.
And we're a CT-sided team.
Last thing to do, I'm not sure.
I don't even know what T is.
T stands for terrorism.
9-11.
That's a much holy shit
CT is counterterrorism
That'd be a hand-raising box. Oh my god, what can I do?
I
Wait these guys actually stay disciplined and don't push
Wow
Dude, I need to not fall out of it. Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh, N.T.
N.T.
N.T.
You're dry.
You're dry.
I need to just tap-fire it.
Someone's like, oh yeah, just full auto it.
And now I have the habit of full auto-ing instead of tap-firing, and tap-firing is just
a lot better.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in a lot easier.
Yvonne, I'm honestly kind of glad that you died instantly because I would have killed
you anyways with my off shots.
No fucking way.
You're about to do that again.
I wish I were a dad to you, fuck it.
Oh!
Oh, we just got collateraled?
Perfect.
No!
No!
How are these guys so good?
Come on.
Oh.
Pushing back.
Pushing back.
Pushing back.
Oh my gosh.
I turned my back at the wrong.
I
This guy posts up I'm gonna learn a smoke right here right right here
Guys we have to secure the rest of the rounds on T that way we're on C2 you dominate
You're not yeah, I don't need you like all round and we're gonna go
Dude, where the fuck are this I don't know how to read this map
The map is like
Where we are playing and the doctor
How do I smoke bathrooms? You throw a smoke into the bathroom
It could be long, could also be late from B.
Run mate!
Run to these bushes!
Get it!
Bye!
I'm gonna hold out here.
Got him!
Oh!
Got him!
One more.
Awesome.
I can drop it.
Shit!
Who is it?
Who is it?
You have the buggy in the fridge.
It is SG.
It's not that it's...
I don't know what I'm doing on this map.
Winning?
You're gonna chill it.
It's a hard map, honestly.
It's a hard map.
It's actually really hard to play this game when you don't know a map.
The broad, David!
Oh my god, I'm insane!
Whoa
Yo, honestly, I'm through be if you guys want to come be you could have pushed your monster
You go, you go, play the bomb, play the bomb.
Why is it always?
Hey.
Oh, wait, no, I have the bomb.
I have the bomb.
I'm planting.
My bomb is stuck behind me.
How did I get it?
Oh, oh, oh, I see.
Where am I?
I'm taking you guys.
If this guy's going to go back to monster,
I hear him.
You watch that.
You watch that.
Get spot on, Spine.
Oh, there's one, um, fuck.
Oh, my god.
He's right across my screen.
He's going monster.
He's going monster.
Another guy's, uh, he's going behind you right here.
Two, it's heaven, heaven, heaven.
Oh
This is just going so you can watch this stupid fucking movie
I'm trying to make the game as long as possible.
He's soft as shit.
This is not even AC's LG.
That's how good it is.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Yeah, I got it.
Are you going and watching your movie alone?
Meet up with my friends.
And I have the tickets.
Okay, let me stop you right there, Chief.
Let me stop you right there.
Everyone's waiting.
Dude!
I got half of it, I'm just gonna show you.
I am very good!
Help!
There's five of you running at me.
Oh my god!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Why am I left-handed?
What happened?
Yeah, it's like...
No!
Oh my god, oh my god.
I need to go to...
Oh
No, no
He wants to see the preview guys
Guys, we have to pick it up here. We're gonna have to turn on the gas. Okay. All right. All right guys gas fill
Gigi's going for her second kill.
I said we'd get a quick W Gigi.
We've dubbed your guys BGG.
I normally have my games down.
I don't know what's going on here.
I think the entire stack we're up against are all 15 or 20 to 10 here.
I can shoot.
They don't know very many eggs, but...
I don't stand a chance.
Who's that?
You do, you do.
Oh shit, Yvonne just came out of con.
Oh.
We're not to the streets of that one.
Cool.
All right, so.
All right.
All right.
Time to lock in.
It's time to lock in.
It's time to lock in.
It's time to lock in.
It's a stripper next game.
It's a stripper next.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This is our game.
This is our game.
I'm not even joking.
We are coming back.
We are winning.
We are winning.
Eight in a row.
Yes.
No, nine in a row.
No, not in a row. We have a wait was ten in a row ten in a row right here right now right here right now
Look at it. Yes, what's up this box?
Yeah, I think I double up with a
Yeah
Keeleel, pinky.
So what party are you in?
It could be out of the long run.
Okay.
One dead mid.
Nice bomb.
Time's up!
Oh my gosh.
Party dead?
Ah, where?
God, where are you?
Hurry!
my heart right now right would do it pretty good what happens when they give
bombs oh that's a great question we would find the answer out this round
I can I can go there it's kind of hard opiate but no no no bug I said we fucking
My god, hold on long. Does anyone know pushing long no, I'm pushing connect that
All right, here we go here we go
Roger
Go indeed. Oh, yeah
I
Think this one
No
You're all
Locked in I was locked in
We won! We won!
Hooray!
Good work! Good work!
They were only half eco.
That guy had a UMP.
Which is...
It's like pretty much naked.
Nice up.
With armor.
I'm upping the game.
I'm upping the game right now.
I'm upping...
Yeah.
The pure aura I just got from simply buying this.
walking in I'm about to spike you bitches quarters all revels to the mode
guys we're on me yeah yeah mistake one I only saw one though
They're saving again, they're saving!
What's D?
Nothing D again.
Get back James!
Sorry!
Oh.
That didn't...
Stop it you fucking eco-warriors, everyone get out of the way.
Oh.
fucking eco warriors everyone got out of the way
oh
on site on site
oh
nice
fuck this guy over there
confusing things
somebody get my AK
yeah yeah
this is our moment one words coming back
we're really doing it
here's your AK pita
i think
thank you thank you and i can drop somebody if you want it
it thank you very much that's the second time I've heard you called double
lift Peter is that his real name Peter that's my that's my sex name
I think they could be wise to us. I heard flashes of bullets.
Double lift real name was Peter. That would be the most insane thing I've ever heard in my life.
It is. It literally is. Look it up.
Really? No way.
Oh my god.
Why is that facing? Why is that facing?
Okay guys, guys.
I'm ready to come back.
I'm ready to be there.
Leave me, sir.
That's who you are.
I'm getting piked.
Oh my gosh.
What the f-
They're insane.
Ah.
What should we treat?
uh, to say, hopefully he didn't have headphones on, that would be really good.
Perfect.
He's really good at playoff.
Yeah.
I have to look so...
Wow, he's so ready.
Oh, my God.
This is the guy who plays that rocket fly.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Alright, GGs, family, that was amazing. Sorry, I suck.
Oh, that's okay. You bought you on free, definitely good looks anyways.
I only blame you like 95%.
That's true. I was thinking more 90%, but I'd like to raise my vote there.
I appreciate you guys. Have a great night.
Have a good night, Eshu.
Enjoy your movie.
Enjoy your movie
Well guys, I'm sad and I'm also
depressed
Well, of course not of course, I don't know what I need there what quality of gentle
Men would we be if we ended it on
well we can win I don't want to play around the fucking obvious but now the
issue is gone the people we're gonna face off against are gonna be genuine
lobotomized gorillas you think all we got rid of our weak link like yes yeah
Yes, but he was not performing.
It's a little bit.
Oh, it's a little bit.
Also, I would like to remind everyone that feeling bad,
we get extreme stuff every every day we play.
So anything, anything if we lose, like in that game, six to thirteen,
we would have won clean sweep, thirteen out.
You know in the ATT tournament
That sounds pretty fair pretty fair assessment fair assessment
Hard everyone's hovering about an overpass love to see it guys love to see it. It's bad overpass me
and overpass media Lee
Why don't we play him out that that Gigi or Yvonne want to play oh you know what I was thinking that we should like
That's yeah, that sounds great. What do you guys want to play?
I know Gus, Nuke, Ancient, and Anubis, and I don't want to play.
Oh my god.
Wait, how the fuck do you know Anubis?
That is crazy.
Anubis is by far my least favorite fan Nuke.
Fan Nuke, Ancient?
I also don't like Nuke.
That's insane actually that you know Ancient and Anubis.
It took me like probably like 200 hours playing this game to step foot in those maps one
time I mean I know that my don't know
callouts though yeah you do I like I like
ancient I mean it's over there there's
over here yeah that guy guy that place
this place you know half of already over
yonder
uh hither and dither those are good
ones too
fucking would do it this for memorial day
Even though it's Battlefield 6, let's ride!
I just...
Go go go!
Half to America.
Okay, pussy.
Enjoy your shot, bitch.
Fuck it!
b****
Oh, are you kidding me?
Who planted this?
What's a planted me?
Explode them!
Oh my gosh that shot!
Oh my goodness!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Let me tell you, I have not said it before.
You are the greatest at following your team leaders wisdom and winning these rounds.
Wow.
Oh, it was like fully erected.
Now it's double class.
You have to go to the hospital, and it's bursting out the skin.
All right, thank you. Thank you, Timmy.
That's right. That's right.
Bucking in. Bucking in.
It was all thanks to your guidance and coaching.
This is where I knew under under one push fast, fast, slower, faster.
Yeah, I don't think it is.
Oh, buddy.
At least one beer
to be read
That's weird
I'm not good at math, but I feel like this one is easy.
Yeah, I'm not a mathematician, but I think I can speak for all of us when I say fuck
ASU.
Not just as a player, but as a person.
Yeah, everything.
Who's with me?
Who's with me, team?
I say I am.
I.
I.
I.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think it's one long one long super lit going elevator not site
Oh my god, oh my god
The guy's down
Very nice
Yeah
Kenzo I think you should watch project hail Mary absolutely the night
I'll teach you. I've never heard of that before okay. You want another good show blind silo ready?
Silo silo's a good one silo's a good one there's also this other one. I've got what it is
silo and I'll find out I'll find the other one it's like it's almost as good
it was basically the same goodness as silo silo still I'm not gonna lie to you
season two was fucking slow I mean I don't want to sport anything but like
progress made on season one versus season two
Yes, we watched it
Once again, they go yes, what's the crossing I see crosses to mid
I think the explosion
The blood crudely scream turns it from like a nice try to like a
We fuck it. I
Could have swam. I'm telling you I hit the Hail Mary pass on him. That should have been in his job
Enti enti enti
But these guys play long really passive if we Molly car and I have enough
Okay
I can take it to I can take it to your tomorrow take it take it to him. Yeah, let's take it to I
You want to take an AK? You want to take an AK to me?
Yeah, sure!
Yeah.
Yeah.
He uses AK-47, terrorist!
Oh, thank you very much. I don't know why you said it like that, but yeah.
Let's run!
Oh, let's leave!
We have four blocks.
Oh, my god.
What?
Cat one HP, cat one HP.
Alright.
What the **** Hey ****
Watch out. Watch out. Oh,
I got you. Yeah.
He's gonna be oh my god, no, please
Say the word I'll click my click I left make left mouse. Oh
Flick your what
I don't know what I'm saying. I dropped the odd by the way. Oh, thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job. Thank you
Oh
Take that
I'm coming I'm coming
stand back oh my god
I have a gun
I'm on you
oh
go behind me go behind me
what
JJ
I thought I heard another one.
She did not understand the mission.
She did not understand the mission.
That's okay. Miss communication. Miss communication. Miss communication. Miss communication.
Hmm.
Oh, that's a good try. I thought he was underneath.
Good try. What? He was just shooting there.
Oh
Wait wait hold on before you would buy some things
Buy anything
Skins looking real nice
You know what you can have to back then
What is your money welcome don't even thank me jidgy don't even thank me
I'm throwing a flashback.
Got him for you, boss.
Oh!
Stand back!
There's a guy right there.
Got him!
No!
Last one mid, last one mid, he's coming up cat!
I can't hear anything at the bomb.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
Really?
I see, I see you used to.
This is what we do boys, this is what we do.
This is what we do boys, like we're no reaction.
Look at my face.
No reaction.
Light work!
kill me
I'm doing
Oh, this is nice to see me to save you much was good bad good up man
Thank you, my boy
Bring it out long
oh my goodness he is so handsome sexy oh he's even sexier than I am oh no oh
where am I oh my god we just got wrong oh my goodness my quarters are so high
Oh, how do I die one short still
Wait, did you reward you on Thursday? Tyler's gonna tell it you using that scope guy. Tell him to fuck off
Yeah, you tell me the five-foot loser tells you by naked
Nice.
It's not like a terrible gun.
It shoots bullets.
That is true. It does shoot bullets. It does shoot bullets.
Bullets.
Well, I mean, I've gotten three kills with it this game, so...
Not too bad.
Not too shabby.
It's all that bad.
Yeah, I just can't use the AK how to choose people
The same thing with the auger like
One for slower
Okay, oh my god, all right all right all right all right all right
What the?
No way we're gonna get like this.
What?
That's crazy.
Oh!
Okay.
When you're playing Star Wars F, it's like, oh my goodness.
That was crazy dude.
Let him off easy, let him off easy.
Yvonne, I need an AK-47.
happen? J.J. I mean J.J. I need a
please please please please please
oh bad skin take it back what over
skin take it back I'm like sweating and
melting into my chair right now oh
John why don't you just rape up some of
that shit with a doctor's knife put it in
a plastic bag so I can have it till I
Yeah
It's very stressful okay sometimes in the healer moment you just let it rip
Oh wait, that's that jump doesn't exist.
You got this, Iggy.
Show the bootaboshes.
Oh, I'm blind.
I don't think I have this.
You got three.
Oh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
You got three.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude, are you dude, what is that gun?
Don't worry, we're actually doing pretty good. I'm gonna lie you die that ball nickel. Yo, I have a decent long spawner
I'm coming along with you don't you worry much excellent excellent oh that's so great
Oh, oh, I had such a good time over me to do Wow
Shit lady there cross
cross. Good big bar.
Good big bar.
Good smart piece.
Yeah, I asked you.
You should all those guys.
Digi pssst.
Digi.
I'll give you a back ten for an 8k.
Oh, that's a good deal. That's a damn good deal. You pay that in your voice.
Help me, Doe.
Come on, try to go.
Oh, shit. Uh, the bomb is gone.
Oh, you lost the rando.
He might be racist.
Every time.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Oh.
Sorry.
I need the bomb, just kill them all.
Watch out for that, you gotta watch out.
I'll be careful.
I'll be careful.
I'm trying to put up a bomb in the bomb.
Bomb is for pussies anyway.
That's true, that's very true, I've heard that.
Yeah.
I need the bomb, just kill them all.
They're, dude, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.
I want a gun, I want a gun, I want a gun!
Go, go, go, go!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
We're gonna have to go from long.
Dude, bastard!
There's one on A!
Wait, there's one on A?
There's one on A?
Oh my God, I had to shoot every time I make a back, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know
what's wrong with me.
I swear I fucked up.
What does he have up?
He's up!
Alright.
He's gonna whip on me.
Oh, wow, he's gonna hit you?
That's crazy.
WEB PUSSY. OH MY GOD.
I'm sorry, I don't know how he hit me and not you, or you would not be, but it worked out.
That was insane, he wasn't even looking at me, he was looking sideways when I died.
So I'm promoting that for you, I'm promoting that for you.
It's like we didn't lose the last three games.
Somehow what do you...
Somehow I mean the worst quality.
Honestly, I would rather die anyways than you could kill him.
Boys, follow me into the thick of night.
Do not go quietly into the night boys all right. What's the call? What's the call?
Follow me
Oh, we have on I don't care
I
Do it boy
I'm gonna cringe to death. I'm actually gonna cringe to death. So our spawner cat our spawner cat
Now there's fun. I think I think you went cats and he's been now
Yep
Good word team
Yeah, that calls for a lucky case to open
We got Ron absolutely shameless SSG right down the man. It's having a serious it's having a serious
Oh, they are there.
We're one.
Only one left.
Our random is the FJ.
Oh no!
Oh my god.
I knew it.
He only had a pistol, but he might pick up my gun
That should be that should be
The timing on that was usually you shoot the gun, kill him.
I don't know if that guy was gonna think of the death or
mug him to death.
Usually the gun is most to kill him.
They're coming B. Oh my god. Wait. They are be time
They flaky-dash they flaky-dap flaky
Fill on
A lot of times. There's gotta be more. Nice. That's bomb. One more time. Shut up!
Oh
Sex
Oh my god, you wait your stream sniping unless I will unless I'm getting one guy my mother is telling me I saw one log
We can be metagaming
He's where?
Uh, top, top mid.
I don't know what that place is called, Loki.
Opposite of Barrels.
Got him!
Nice!
Hooray!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, give me that sex!
We got it on the way!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Can I get a McDrop?
Maybe, for sense.
You can have...
Dubranas.
and I get a shot.
You can have.
I dropped the gun in the random socket.
Oh, hold on.
I got it.
I got it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
One more time.
Oh, why?
Why?
Oh
What I just got sniped like a pistol snipe in the head
Bomb is in mid
He's some socialists round.
He was right there.
He's the vaccine.
I think that's mad.
I think I was insane.
He two-sized from like 40 meters with the tech knife.
It's only one player.
But he was just a king bot.
Put down.
I'm doing pretty good.
Yeah, here you go.
Oh, thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
I will show you how it is really not I thought it was a 2v2 mr. Devlin I would say that we did guys is anyone going be
Me wait wait wait as soon as you run across I'm gonna peek. I'm gonna beat you
Okay
We go you go one suicide. I
Think I hit him but not that good. Oh that time it was really good
Okay
with pistols and killing me every time word word word word out to the streets on that
one word out to the homies and sell blockade corner to right being just sucks because all
you can do is master bed what is sweet like that one cat your last one be one you flicked
the way through guys I think we hit one more at least though I use you the first
one to the other the guy down below I have no money
In terms of money we have
Okay, I was gonna say I could buy one gun, but do we just should be saved instead
Better to save in half yet
Two more long go ahead so it's all a it's all a
No, no, no, no.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
My.
I was over there and then that I'm over here.
Long.
I'm right.
I'm getting.
Oh my God.
That's.
He's not funny.
I did it, I did it, please watch out.
One goose.
He got one, both of them, both of them, both of them.
I guess, I guess, I guess.
Oh, nice work, nice work.
Oh, good try.
Good try, good try.
Oh.
What are you doing?
I turned lock in.
We're not letting these fussies come back.
We're not letting them come back.
armor I would have been
fine there
I can flash you along Yvonne if you want
can you drop me your flash though?
yeah
you should be one
um
alright
right launch
flash you along
I got
oh I meant yeah I thought you were going to push along doors
that was
B B B B B B
got one got one
oh there's one
Long a
I got you bastard
They have be shitted that be push
Say now this too
Oh my god, yes, that's the paper waste factory do and you guys know wait
You guys actually know this is the fact you do vaporwave pattern 2 to 1. Oh my good
As you know time for that is your type of that was talking
What?!
Dude.
Uhh, God.
They believe that you do pediatrics.
Are you kidding me?
Always Eric always fucking Eric guys one two more letters push it along we think
Yeah, I'm down. You know don't be a flash. I could flash you guys
Haven't seen you
Winds and you shot thank you. Oh see in the head that was it?
See you bastard. Oh, I forgot. I've got the plan
On purpose!
They won't know what we're doing if we don't hold them.
Close left, close left.
I'm not clearing that.
Don't, don't, don't, don't!
Nice!
Nice try, last few probably be...
I'm going in!
Two of them.
I don't know.
What?
What?
Run down with penis 90.
Extra touch.
Oh, that's fine.
Good try.
Whoa.
Gosh, dang it.
I could have had that.
I played that so wrong.
I think I aimed down too low.
Up.
I have it up.
We are saved.
Do not worry, boys.
I have enough we're saved we are saved we're saved we're saved
Can you guys give up
None suicide
one more a long not gonna over rotate them I have to be walk out
I
Keep your man, but I was gonna say
I had it off you dumb bitch
Oh my god
This is a different part of after the game.
Boys, boys, boys!
Oh, thank god I didn't get kicked.
Oh, thank god I didn't get kicked.
Boys, calling a boat, calling a boat!
Calling a boat!
Calling a boat, calling a boat!
Only bad things happen when you call a boat.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, there's three all along.
Are you kidding me right now?
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
What?
One is middle, middle of the map.
Two otherwise.
Why can't I just aim?
Information toys what kind I think
Oh my god
how did I win?
okay
thank god
thank god
battle of the blind
Jesus Christ
good work out there
good work out there
excellent work out there boys
excellent work
oh wait I get promoted
oh should I
he said provided
oh should I
Excellent work out there boys. Excellent work. Oh wait, I didn't get promoted.
Oh shit no. He said promotion match. Dude I am dead though.
What? But it is a promotional match. Yeah, it's a promotional match. I gotta get to 15k.
Yeah dude. I gotta go see this movie with Brandon and...
Who's Brandon? Oh it's our ACU.
Oh
No, no, no that movie sucks. I guys I gotta get over 15k if I'm not at least 15k
Yeah, it it's it's you there and then you have to win your promotion. Okay. Okay, we can do one more one more
Yeah, I won one more before the last day. I agree guys if I'm not at least 15k
During the tournament guys. I am the team leader
It's called team peanut people are gonna think we're bitches if I'm not at least a decay
Dude the higher the rating the more the expectations are I don't know if you want that I
Want the highest expectations. I want the high
I'm gonna come in and plop it on a table on these bitches. Let me tell you some. Let me tell you some Thursday comes
It's gonna be a massacre. They're gonna be begging me peanut. Please. No, please. I would have massacred these people
You know, one of these people you're talking about is like in the call with us.
Including Jimzy.
Including Jimzy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
No mercy.
Absolutely not.
I have to be.
The thing that actually might make the biggest difference, I'm not even joking, is the fact
that Summon knows all U2 on every map.
And we don't have a single player
that has two brain cells for U2.
I have to be!
Get us to a new mission, boys!
Get us to a new mission!
All right, all right.
Let's run!
I
Guys, I'm going
And I'm murdering everyone that team
What I'm murdering everyone the other team right now. Oh other team
How far can your apps go
Meet base 44
I
She's watching this shit
She got too many if she ain't back out then she gonna need a listen
Reloaded earlier. That's on me. I don't have a good feeling about these
Now all right. We did shot off that good, but that's okay. That's okay
Yo, I have a great idea that's gonna involve us not pushing out and buying guns and armor here
I shot to the head last round up lift
That's okay. I don't give a fuck. I was I was I was looking at your shot
Oh
We do a we do that even be sorry the baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
All at once where they can't kill us all go go go go go push push push it
And it turns out Luke Cornett can kill us all
I am so flaccid no no no no I'm time to get it back up for you let me get let me get it
back up I am like a deflated balloon it's oh thank you thank you double lift thank you
double meat you good man double everything man
I see one game never mind dude. I'm not
Temple oh my god. Oh
To know that
There's no bounds these
Oh my god
That's the spirit
Let's get a quick go for the team
my chances do you want to tell me is to keep your teammates to come fight him in
real life these days yeah that's comedy
I just have a guess red lock in here red lock it right here
Here he is
To on this game
He does have the body of ads the boys 49 he's got 49 aim. It's fine. I look them up
How do you play premier if your rank is only two?
oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness gracious up no armor okay okay
Let's just let's get our spots down cuz they're like I was playing cave and then I'm gonna play man
I'm gonna be made
Yeah, should I just hold a I can hold a passively or I can play like pretty aggro in cave
What you guys prefer?
I'm gonna play passive on men. I
Can play passive on a follow me
He's won't be this one. They are taking
one donut, one donut. We don't have two. We're aiming and a dangerous game. They have
in a dangerous game. You shot
Bob. Oh my god, I know where
that is. That's doughnut. Oh,
that's doughnut. One's flying.
Oh my. It has your demons. So
perfect with that.
Oh, you know my wife hates me. So I give my love to you
Thank you
Thank you good chair
All right, I think we need to have one McDonut player probably I like to be me that
I can't do it easily.
I can't do it easily.
I can't do it easily.
Yes, you kind of just want to be, you can be spotting main from temple and just play
a passive.
Can't help you much.
Oh, that's, oh you're in donut with me.
Oh, main from temple.
This.
Oh, they have B.
Good observation. Good observation.
Yes, I seem to be
being ass pounded.
What?
Good observation. Good sir.
Guys, it's time to, it's time to, it's time to lock in.
Restrategizing, I'm gonna play the
Quick Gold, Quick Gold team.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay boys.
Okay.
Let's go.
Fucking.
Oh, go to donuts.
Go, go, go!
There you go.
You guys got that.
Hold on, B.
Two down, two down, B.
There's three more, three more, all three men, all three men.
Every single one of them, I saw three.
Okay, okay.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, oh god.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.
We did something!
Oh, they just...
Hey, man!
It is wild, he would molly this.
I made a step.
Oh, that guy's hopping an off angle.
Oh, that's okay, that's okay, we're only down 8 to 0, that's nothing.
Nothing.
Hold me down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's it.
Dang it!
This is the explosive last game that I was looking forward to.
Wait, we got one more game after this one. Don't worry.
Okay, okay.
Judge!
Has your movie started already?
Libra! James!
I don't know what happened. I'm like silver covered.
Go on, go on!
Hustling's been pissed at us.
Oh, I'm sorry
Well Luke cornered might be cheating
Yeah, that guy is honestly a little crazy
Nice
Oh, I want you guys to use
I think that was our own
That was a little scary I was a little scary I won't mind you
Yeah
I'd be down with a big swap.
Where is it?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Guys, we have just completed our first round.
They are on their heels. They are scared now.
This is where we bring the fight to there!
We bring the fight to the enemy!
They're shaking. They're shaking. 100%.
They're pushing so quickly.
LeBron Games!
one made
there he is
how do we have no one on it
oh i'm afraid i'm afraid i'm afraid of you
oh god
no one
I thought they were B that's why I didn't
I don't know he's on some shit that you beyond one dead ass I've said I've said I I could
turn I can turn you know my homie fucking hate Luke
then Peter get more kills than all those
just a goat that is he was on the bottom
I'd like to switch it up some times. I'm a freak.
Let's just see that.
No one!
Nice.
Okay.
Good.
So I'm standing there.
And that would happen.
Let me see what happens.
And that would happen.
Let me do what happens next.
And that would happen, right?
I die.
Immediately.
Immediately.
not even a millisecond of reaction time
there's two smokes next to each other
that is so long snipe
it's not even worse
guys we have this game we are simply
letting them win a couple to give them
hope now it is time to look at
I agree. No Passard, no Passard.
Zona Arqueologica.
Wow. Yeah, okay, okay.
That's European for no passing.
Peanut, you want this? I would love that, I would love that.
Yes.
Thank you, thank you.
I don't know.
Let him!
Are we ready?
What are we doing?
Oh!
Oh, I hear some...
Oh, there's one.
Double B.
Go in!
Oh!
It's heavy.
No!
He's right there!
Pick up!
Oh!
Oh
Really he's not come back around
Yeah, you're fine good work
By the way, I'll provide you. Oh
Oh, like you want me to grab it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that would be nice
Well, since you're the wrong bombsite I would say by not
Good thinking
We he just killed me inside
What are we doing what are we doing right now?
Oh
Yo guys what actually happened there cuz you're in a 3d one
Your father was on a scavenger hunt with both eyes closed
Oh
I
Instant is instantaneous ends
I think this is double double K. Don't one K. One. I don't know to do
I mean
They these guys are
They these guys seems like the dig up
I don't think so. I think they're just honestly
Why would why did three just go straight to the guy?
Okay, maybe they are sure yeah, but like not only are they sure if they are but like they're actually just
I
Take you
yeah i think in shape to save you lost is what i was
is open i have ct i think we lost it
i don't know where this guy is at
this one's over
they probably know we're on double flank here
impossible they would never know that
I
Can say that minimum at least we did let him 13 o'clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got I think that we can take solace in that
I think we can take solace in that
Okay
Okay
That was all taking solace. Yeah, take solace take solace right now
Listen, and if you think for even one moment
Double lift that is your last game. You are fucking crazy. You're not doing this to your dog
You are fucking crazy. If you think the last game of the night is 13 to 1
Do you understand me Tony?
All right, you up. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in
I'm in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a, I'm a.
Oh, LG for real.
I'm a oh yeah for real for sure.
For real.
For real.
Realities.
Guys, we are playing a new business round.
The matter of what?
The matter of what?
The matter of what?
The matter of what?
The matter of what?
The matter of what?
The matter of what?
You're playing a new business round guaranteed.
I am the sex-hacker.
Do what that means, double-lift.
Yes.
It means you've never felt attached to a woman in your life.
I have hunged my mother.
So it's already debunked.
Debunked.
Next question.
Debunked.
Debunked.
Next question.
Debunked out.
Debunked out.
Bam, Dust2 and Nuke.
Okay.
Go in ancient.
Dust2 in ancient.
Dust2 in ancient.
Oh
Hey, that was not very team leader Lee
That was terrible. Ah, I mean I'm saying I mean I'm saying honestly
They're gonna ban ancient because it's at least played map. That's true. That's true
We're also playing against Lily Pichu and Tyler one look at their ratings. Oh
If we can't beat these people guys guys paper us paper us paper us, please we've been
All right, CT first CT first
100% Lomba
It tells you where you are every second of the game yes, all right
But like no one calls it that like I says I'm in a walkway. It's a palace interior middle
Okay, wait, okay. I'll just I'll just call it in my new right. Oh, he's gone. Right, right
It's just strategic
That's even if I win this
Okay, oh god, oh god, I'm in CT side upper. I will be going bomb site middle
Doing heroin right now. Oh my goodness
Go Yvonne! Go Yvonne!
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, fellas!
Oh, I got a hit!
Why did I actually got a hit?
Oh, my God!
No one's dead, no one's dead!
Are you gonna be?
Oh my goodness oh my goodness Yvonne is AFK
I'm sorry we didn't get a single calm that they were planning until the bomb was down
Oh my god there's another one!
Don't worry
Oh wow what's that?
I got him I got him I got him
Take that demons!
demons
The hell I think one of the bullets of the enemy was ricocheting off the walls for a little bit that a picture oh my
But did you die?
But did you die?
That's right
Remember that what are we playing?
No armor those two unranked
Oh
I'm the overwhelming force!
There was nothing I could do!
Grab me up, grab me up, grab me up!
Yes, all the random guys!
Mr. Boards!
You think I can have an effect, boss?
Ha!
Thank you, thank you!
Holy shit, that was crazy!
The fucking random got the effect!
Mr. Boards, please.
Alright, Bob, you're gonna be so jealous when I hit this gold.
You're gonna be so mad at Jealousy.
You're gonna be so mad at Jealousy.
Give me some out of jobs. Give me some out of jobs.
I'm actually asking this question. If that was...
I'm taking notes.
Hiya!
I'm fucking locked. I'm ready to end on this win. My AC is blasting. I'm...
Feeling good, huh? Where do you hear?
I'm feeling good. Win? Yes.
Winking my hair.
Holy...
Hey, smoke.
Booping my butt.
Oh my god, not them booping your mind.
Fuck, you're gone.
Oh, he's in water.
Oh my god, I just got hated so fucking on
Where's the opposite by the way
You're good man, boys. You're a good man. I love you bitch
I'm not gonna stop loving you, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm just so fucked up.
What the hell?
It's okay, that guy, he's just trying to aura farm.
He's aura farming, he's aura farming.
Yeah, he doesn't even know shit.
I won't lie, my quarter's all levels are a little spiked, okay?
Alright? I said lie.
Oh my goodness.
Is this actual...
Is this real?
All dead.
Let me try to suck him a little bit.
Boys, that was excellent. Good work on the boss.
Hey, uh...
Boys, that was really, uh, unconstructable.
You're just being near what you made there.
You should probably apologize.
Yeah, say you're sorry.
Dude, this guy doesn't give a fuck.
Boys, don't listen to these bulls.
Grab me that op right there.
Thank you, boys.
You're a good man.
You're a good man, boys.
Fuck these other guys, am I right?
Fuck these guys.
There you go.
Hey, what do you say?
What do you say?
What is it?
I think he said weird.
I think he said weird.
You're a good.
You're a good.
I think he said weird.
You're a good.
I think he said weird.
You're a good.
You're a good.
He's a real one. He's a fucking...
Oh no! So many people mid here. Oh my god. Oh my...
Motherfucker!
Oh my god. Oh my... guys, I'm not gonna lie to you that chicken made of me.
I'm not gonna lie to you that chicken got me.
I was certain that chicken was working for the terrorist forces.
the terrorist forces. I was certain that chicken was on the way to the airport. September 11th, 2001.
I
Please die
Guys, I'm having a lie to you that my bugging me to saw that but I know joke died because of a chicken
I thought I was a terrorist
Hopped on it
Like it
Fuck yourself
I'm opening a case as well for good luck.
Boom.
I got robbed.
Let's go.
Let's ride.
You always do.
Lock him.
Fuck you, Genji.
He's around with his pony-like dog bags.
Yeah, and I opened stuff that's worth it.
Yeah!
It's like I got my first kill!
That was your first kill?
I don't know.
Let me check.
No, that was my first kill.
It felt like my first kill.
I hear some around.
I hear some around here wherever that is there's someone there
no no no Emilio Emilio Emilio he got me he got me gosh I'm gonna I'm gonna predict
On the way you know what?
There's no going to be.
What the fuck?
I'm not going to get more.
I need to get more.
I need one! I need one!
I need it! I need it!
I'm just a lovely solo A player.
They do like B a lot. These guys never go A, actually.
It's messed up.
I can't push A. It's too horrible from solo.
I'm just gonna let you know today hanging around just hanging around
Oh, uh, you're on B. No, we're bomb. We're bomb. We're bomb. We're bomb. We're just bomb.
I killed two on B.
In compared to the thousand I'm not gonna kill him.
Oh my god there's a terrorist!
Wait!
Oh my god!
I got him!
Oh my god, I got him!
You guys are the best psychotic teammates I've ever seen.
How do you think they go?
I like it, I like it.
Kira just sprints away.
And then there's like a crazy fight going on somewhere else.
I like it.
Fucking.
Fuck it, it went like this!
Oh
Right
360 oh my god
That's what you get you that's what you get you
What is going on
These don't die
Zone space
Oh, there's one B. There's one B. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Imagine the aura though.
No!
I'm left left left!
Mr. Laugh!
My mother said to get some wood good and bad good up bad!
So it's like, he knew good and bad good!
Ah!
Mr. Laugh!
He should have lived up to that, I don't know.
I
We thought we kind of needed to right there
Too long the way even let me drop you
For a one
either works
If you I think the a1 is a way better or a1 s is a way better guy
Okay, yeah, because the spray is like so much easier to control you just have less bullets
You see she was all that's amazing. Thank you. Good shit. Oh
I've got my gun boys. I forgot to buy a gun. I request you up immediately
Don't water to them
Thank you boys
I'm gonna use this gun.
Wow.
Hey.
Hey.
Nice, he got.
Whoa!
I thought that's made it a slap.
How do I swap to this?
Did you spray him down?
You about to pull him down really hard.
He's nice.
I kind of just tap.
Yeah, good.
That's because I'm used to it, Pat.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod.
Rod, Rod.
Rod.
You guys are getting fucked. Why can't we fight these guys in the last game in the
I think we're in the window where the wake-up and put just in the next like do you
What's out guys, how do you plant be without anyone calling dude they flashed us three times. Yeah
Yeah.
The broad jaylor ship!
I'm going in, no matter.
Another one to kill.
Oh no!
Let's go!
Oh my goodness, I'm about to open a case in your honor and whatever I get there I'm keeping it. It's not yours. Oh, it was bad anyways.
I'm waiting for the day that I see someone open anything good in any of these games.
Are you a ramp to A?
360!
Okay.
360!
Okay
Word out my jets that scared me
And force me to gamble stop my phone
I have ammler with him at the door.
Oh my god.
two in a row by which isn't up
directly to your top right
directly to your top right
oh what did you do
where did you die where did you die please god
dude we have literally
no where did you die
oh
i didn't die there
that wasn't you
oh
hey hold on
wait a second
What's happening here?
Let's hide.
I don't know.
I'm getting so bored. There's no where to lose these guys.
I'm just pushing now.
360!
There's actually no way.
I'm just holding close.
Why would he hold right?
Guys, that was incredible.
incredible aura loss that was I mean I'm basically in the negatives now I'm
basically in the negatives there's no way that's happened oh my god oh my goodness
oh my god oh my goodness oh my god I'm an aura debt that's not even that at all
but I'm an aura debt oh my god that's a useful department that's what the
department I'm not an aura department I'm an aura debt oh my god oh my god
He must bring honor to his babushka.
Babushka.
Babushka.
Yo, yo, come A, come A, come A.
Actually, I don't know.
Do you guys like B?
I like B a lot.
Alright, go B, go B, go B.
Let's go B. Let's do B.
I've never entered B, but I'm always down to learn.
Well, Borska's about to enter.
We should be good.
I'll go right through this one.
Watch this. Boom.
One down.
Light window reaction.
Two down. Light window reaction.
Light window reaction.
Three down. Light window reaction.
Nope.
You flanked, I think. Last three bucks. Flank three bucks.
Oh, yeah.
I just walked into his name for fun, man
That's 680 or a thank you chef. Thank you shit
All right, wait, I have the bomb not I'm locking in boys locking in
I mean we don't need to lock into these guys, they're actually the rating show.
What an insult.
Even in the last game.
Ooooooh, two down, two down!
Oh, Rhyto, Rhyto, Rhyto, Rhyto.
Our bomb lucky in Zimbabwe.
Hmm.
Basically killing you.
Basically killing your teammate.
Who's that?
Oh, Mr. Borske, this guy worked.
Did he push our stairs?
Yeah, he pushed our stairs out.
Oh, well, I kind of let him down, fuck.
I'm flanking from B.
One's-one's bad.
He can just wait me if you want.
When's your ATT of Thursday?
It's not the final week.
dominant dominant
I was I
don't with a lot of time. Yeah. I just heard him over here. A lot of you gentlemen already know that
so when there's a chance playing with a tournament, it's heavily we really having the back.
We got 40 seconds. Wow. Is it
electric? Is it electric?
Winnies of the AT&T
I
Planted it for man. That'll be the day that will be the day
My god, I jumped on accident CD
Yeah, I know we just started winning a couple out of nowhere. We used to lose every tournament like remember that Delta Force tournament
when we got second I don't know why I think I told you guys but I don't think I made a big announcement that Delta Force tournament
when we play with landmark we got second I texted them they switched it we actually got first place in that tournament
We got first place they were they were wrong. I'm saying I even text you we got first place
He would like like two or three
Stay back I'm going in
He flashbang'd himself and then, then he killed me, all right?
There's no coming back from this.
Never playing CS2 again.
I've heard that you play the future.
You don't mean a boss.
All right, fine.
You can't be.
I don't mean it.
I'll play right now.
Dude.
He lived a little smoke.
He lived.
You want to change?
You want to change?
You want to change?
You want to change?
I knew.
You grab the op, grab the op, grab the op.
I'm throwing a flashback. I don't like it.
C-box.
What?!
NICE!
I shot, I shot, I shot.
Yes.
Seven seconds.
I didn't think I was going to have to use that. Sorry about that.
I'm chilling. I shouldn't have planned it on the open honestly.
That was a good try.
I never used the AWP.
That was not a good try.
I'd find you cut me.
I should have picked up his gun and shot him and then picked up the AWP.
I
Want it I ran and being killed everyone you're thinking good thinking
Fuck the noise guys run it out my head that looks show yeah, it's tough
They re-smoots
I honestly, I think I even gave to her that even though we didn't do good. I think we
gave it to it. We gave them and we'll see where we're at. We gave them right there.
Just just for the sea of confidence.
All right, we're gonna go back B now.
You can hear us from E box.
But it's okay
Do these guys are nerds
Storymelons this one I'm playing for next round, okay
I got an assist. I got an assist.
What? They're below you. They're below you. They should do the
Oh
I
Listen, listen up. Listen up. Don't buy anything. Don't buy anything. I have the perfect plan
I have the perfect plan. All right. All right, do more lettuce
Armour burritos. All right, do burritos armor flask me. Everybody got two flash banks two flash banks
Okay, all right, I mean two do burritos
Okay
Okay, all right now follow me we're going to be we're going to be
All right, right now follow my lead first me
Then jg then you've on the double left right this here. We go here. We go one
Do you want are you boy? Oh
Shit
Double it
Charge!
Charge.
We lost because you did not see the vision.
We see there was a smoke grenade and I got scared, boss.
I cannot believe it's not like a million dollars. That's scary. It's so good.
It looks like Arc Raiders.
We overshadowed boys. I'm telling you.
What do you say that?
I have a new plan for next round anyways.
That's a man.
That's a man.
Uh, Maxi-Pan each we said.
Possibly three of these.
No, he is not!
Max Otterley only loses when he feels like it to give the other gentlemen a chance.
Alright.
Alright, new plan.
That last plan was stupid.
I completely agree.
Listen, Max 10, Max 10, Max 10, Smoker name.
Yeah, for sure.
Armor.
Macdon smoke grenade armor guys guys you
might have the plan you are screwing up
the plan it's saying going
I
And at all after this game
All right, we have a real fan here
Guys listen listen listen. I'm gonna throw out one more plan one more plan if we all
Guarantee you we went okay?
Okay, Max and Max and
Arbor
Smoke max hit armor smoke. Oh, seriously. Seriously. Seriously. Okay, I'm a smoke. Okay. All right
All right, listen listen listen listen to the order peanut peanut
No, sorry, Peter only one time. I'll just be a drink guys this way this way for today. This way to a date
I don't I don't think they're very captivating either peanut your bond Gen. G double it peanut your bond Gen. G double it ready bitch
And I see what I would you go to smoke sets of orders, which is okay. All right, okay
I spoke to see you guys.
Alright, this is because we went the wrong way.
This is because we went the wrong way.
The plan was solid.
There appears to be a smoke here.
There's throwing another smoke.
So they're doing all the smokes like what we were doing.
Oh, one smoke window.
I kind of weighed out this smoke.
This bastard was hard-baiting on the window.
Yo, one's top mid.
I'm glad you liked it.
Ah!
Ah!
Just head around, please.
Don't listen to this guy, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Get in, he's in bed!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got this, Izzy.
I'm gonna hit you in the bump.
I can't be right, ask me to look.
Hi guys, I actually even did you a plan this time.
I'm not even joking.
Can you guys, can you guys lock in?
Yeah, you can.
Can you guys lock in?
I need I was
All right
Everybody get a mad fucking 10 and a Kevlar to hell with a smoke grenade right now every guy
Every guy I look at me. Did you look at me? You're not looking me?
All right, everybody. I listen listen listen listen. I'm gonna throw the first smoke into me the doorway of B
You know walk up to the smoke and then all three of you gonna throw your smoke in random directions
We rush in take the site read the bomb
Got it got it. I like this I think smoke right there. Oh, that's that's a smoke smoke right there
All right over there that stand behind this book and thought you spoke to the red directions
Go ahead go ahead inside in the same
Grandrester's in the site ready go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. Do you know we're right ready?
What right what right
I don't think it's working all right okay okay why are we doing this I thought it
was a good plan all right guys we won this time now we are letting them win
literally no no no no no no we're letting them think they can win that's
That's right. That's right.
It's a pretty cop place.
Fuck you.
Fuck you boys. Fuck you.
Holy shit.
Yo, Boris was AFK and spawned that round.
Ah, I was talking shit.
I don't know.
That white?
That dude?
Thank you so much.
Team is stampeding behind me.
Is that three?
There's two inside.
I'm wondering.
Stop warping.
Ready Bob?
Easy, too easy.
Alright now time for the real plan.
Everybody, Mac 10!
Mac 10!
Now we're gonna combine the plans.
the plans get your mac 10s and get a smoke and two flashbangs all right every
guide wait did you really drop your opera back then yes come on yes I did
guys you have to trust me you have to trust me you have to trust me please
trust me please mac 10 all right fine but I'm gonna give a smoke and two
flashbangs ready I gotta throw the smoke all right now we're gonna throw eight
eight flashes to the window one okay did I get them through the window all
you flashed into the window all right now come through here through all your
smokes all your smoke one to the left one to the right one center go ahead
Oh, no, where am I?
Are you kidding?
Let him cook.
It's working.
It's working.
Activating the bomb.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
He just came through the doorway on your side.
I thought that was a smoke.
Nice B.
Oh my, you left, you left.
Oh my god.
Back to your GD.
Yeah, we're good, we're rich, we're rich.
That's fine, that's fine.
Oh my god.
Good try, good try, good try.
I think I actually killed again.
Well, it was just planted bad, it's here.
Flows.
Alright, time for a real plan.
Time for a real plan.
real plan real plan real plan real plan real plan time real plan time we must win
I
Have a wedding
Go go go go go go
Once K er, temple lighting? Close on close on you.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
Don't ask me that. Don't ask me questions on that one.
Guys. Guys. No question marks. Guys. Guys. Guys. That's a non-question scenario.
That's a certified no-question situation. That's a no-question situation.
That's a no-question situation.
That's a certified guys guys guys that's a certified no-question situation
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Don't worry, boys. They've got this in the bag.
And a good boy.
And a good boy.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Three, four, three, five, four, six, seven, eight.
Too easy. Too easy.
that easy too. That's a lucky case, but if I've ever seen a lucky case, that is a lucky case.
I always think we're gonna play CS for like a few hours, and then it turns midnight.
guys CS is a game you play for many many hours just a few hours we come up a few
hours no I don't know what I was thinking you some type of sushi boy you
come type of sushi got on that I got on that one some type of sushi boy you
You can have a sissy.
You got a soft hand, brother.
You got a soft hand.
Oh, don't try and be with a good time.
Yes, you're a sissy.
Sissy boy.
Stop talking dirty.
And...
I
Sissy boy my sushi boy
The sissy boy might need to go to bed hold on now. Hold on now. Just yeah, you're not even on dude
You're not even on your ranking. I'm doing a hunch
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do that. Don't do that. No, don't you dare do that?
Don't you dare do that?
Guys, what if we just play?
one more game that's it that is all this was I'm not asking for a hundred more
games I'm not asking for a thousand more games one more game double it one more
can you do that for me soldier energy in this discord I think we've all said a
combined three words in the last five minutes I've said 50 words in five
Seconds you don't care. You are on there or something
You know what I will leave it up to a boat I
See a
Boat a I believe in democracy that mutiny. What are you talking about? I'm mutiny
Listen listen hold on now. What if instead of a boat?
vote. Oh my god. Dude, you're killing me, dude. Alright, fine. I vote. I vote. We do
not play any longer. We're all tired. Oh. Psych! I vote we play one more. Oh my god.
Let's see you there. Let's see you do that. Alright, what does everyone else say? What
is everyone else day okay playing I really don't want to force you to keep
playing how are you guys still want okay I'll put one more no matter what
This is so easy!
Next we should convince him to do crack!
This is crazy! Alright, invite me, invite me.
That's what I've tried that before.
It's fantastic! Oh my god, you get to do it for like 6 years before you lose your house and all your loved ones, and then you do it for like 2 more years until you die.
It's like sweet!
Beautiful.
Cinderella story.
Yeah, it's basically a Cinderella story
Dude, I need to develop an indomitable will like
What like hutch says it's wife time and he just dips the fuck out
No hesitation. There's like not even fucking got himself get him to log back. Yeah, but deep on it. His wife is fake
You gotta take your poison see his wife literally doesn't exist
Would you rather be able to dip immediately, but then your fiance just vanishes?
Give me that for a second.
Okay.
Give me that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Maybe we all have fake girlfriend slash wives.
No, not me.
No, not me.
She's just, she lives in Canada.
You were no one.
You were no one.
Yeah, she's supposed to go to a different school.
She goes to another school.
Yeah, she goes to another school.
Dude, I've seen the shorts.
I mean like dude
She makes you meet with noodles, bro. That's like you didn't even try you didn't even try to come up with like it
Like a favorite dish guys to be honest. Her me in noodles is the most
Delicious
noodles in the universe
All right guys sometimes it is something sometimes it's just other things sometimes it's Alfredo bow tie pasta with
With with with a homemade steak
Do you understand how delicious that is Alfredo bowtie pasta and you know what sickens me?
Let me can I go further? Let me expand this you want fucking sickens me that bowtie pasta is not on the adult menu
in most restaurants bowtie pasta is superior to literally every
every
Other type of pasta on planet Earth yet when I ordered bow tie pasta from a restaurant they look at me like
They glance over at my girlfriend saying are you a caretaker?
With their eyes
It is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. It is it's truly ridiculous
I've even had places where I go can I have bow tie pasta and they go it's on the kids menu
I'm a kid by you!
That is fucked up and I think I think I don't know if it's too big for adults as well
This is just an outrage
Portion food sometimes
Until you both type pasta is ten times better than any other pasta
I sometimes can't even eat other pasta. It's that different for me
Both type pasta is genuinely the best. There's no comparison. No comparison
I don't know. I don't know. It's like that. Oh, it's like that. It's like that. It's like that. Oh, type boss. Oh my goodness. It's delicious. It is. It's a gift. It's a gift from God.
I mean, LeBron James knows ball and you know pasta. That's right. That's right. I'm gonna I'm not the deferred because like I literally never eat a time to the only thing Lena ever cooks is Asian food.
What?
Run away!
It's fucking go to dude.
What?
Away!
Yeah, I'm going to be calm.
Run away! What?
Hey, are we going to talk to Bateson?
We're going to talk to him.
Wait, what's this?
Get in the woods like...
What a rip
Okay, all right, I'm not killing my best. Yeah bombs be bombs be bombs be bombs be it's in it's a fake a it's a
Vape on pistol rounds
What.
Oh, he was right there and nice to me.
Okay.
Well, uh.
Ah, the laughing.
Ah, laughing.
I'm impressed.
I've done that for a while, but it's been seven times.
I also got it today.
Keep the lucky case open.
You're all chicken guys.
I'm not playing B, I'm not playing B.
I'm not playing B.
We could literally go 5A for all I care, I'm not playing B ever again.
I'm doing the new credits.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
Probably should have said something that they're all a
That would have been to help the god three. I would have been out. I'm sorry
I was fighting world war three and I was like ducking in real life while ducking in game
Oh that'll happen yeah that'll happen.
Okay I'm just gonna install the Instagram so I can go fast say again.
I'll be waiting.
A T-Babe is even grilling us.
Ramp.
What?
What?
No. No, no, no. No. No. No. No.
He just sucked you off through the smoke. No.
No. Oh, yeah. That was not.
Yeah, but you don't like it. You're like, this guy lurking here.
Oh, my God.
I'm saving fucking mp7 bro guys I will not you we can win this easily these
gentlemen are the most poop guy aria syphilis gonorrhea aids butthole poop
that I've ever seen and I put that on God and I put that on God
we can win this we can win this we're not the poop guy we can win this okay we can we
can't win this okay with this so they're not that bad I'm here oh my I'm gonna be
this entire time guys we can win this easily these guys fucking suck yeah
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree.
Did you just grab?
Like SMGs in just the whole corners wait for them to come around
Yeah
I'll play cats. I'm gonna lie. We need so many jump-spotting apps
I'm gonna teach you how to be useful every round if you're in the B anchor. You just do this
Just jump-spot like this, okay
And you can and then if they're if they if you see them coming
You throw a smoke and you fall back
Once gone let's get serious let's be super stupid
Oh my gosh
I just big son sounds
You literally can't hear him when he might be screaming which I TV slash big sin. Oh my god, he's not live
There's a 707 followers though with a legend. I thought that was a girl
No, I think it's a guy.
I can't hear him at all, I'm no longer...
Well, okay, like the thing is, if you check their profile it says, come watch me stream,
maybe learn a thing or two about aiming, son, and then they like their twitch, so I mean,
like what kind of girl is gonna...
That is true, that is true.
That is true.
Um...
I feel bad that I thought it was a girl.
that happens
see
how is it?
nice
I'm dead
oh you're actually gonna go
I
Metrus now
Good work came
They got him hard grouching
Girl oh
Yeah, good work detectives
Thank God we've properly gendered our fit. I can now focus on the game.
Well I felt bad for having to bring it home.
Good word, deep. Let's bring it home. Let's bring it home.
Let's bring it on for that. We just got our first round on the board.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
This is a girl.
Success.
I am so lost.
Oh my god, they're there perfect
Good smoke.
Now we can hold it together.
Now what? Oh my god, oh my god.
You're shaking, you're shaking.
Give me a ladder, I know.
Come on, games!
No! No, no!
No!
No!
No.
Oh
Huh one one cat one cat. Oh
Oh
It will win I got double bands
No, they're in mid right there
How does he stay called to be as fast as he plays this horrible day?
I don't know if that equates actually.
I was about to get a comeback on you, but I don't know if that equates.
Yeah, I mean I just want to record it.
About the same.
Oh my god, he's levitating!
Three top mid!
Incredible! Incredible!
Okay, I didn't need one more.
On the right, on the right.
I was stuck right. Oh, thank you.
First kid I could afford.
You wish every single shot, but I was, I was
my real heart.
What matters most?
Oh my god
guys guys genuinely these people are horrible at the game we cannot lose this
we cannot lose this impossible
we cannot lose this boys lock it up we're not losing we're not losing
how are we losing these guys stink these guys are stinky and they're
Speekies
They stinky
No, Graham
Play under power
On top bed, D
Okay
I
Killed three buddy, I've done my part
One last guy here on the right
Okay
Thank you, JG
I
Like the next ever
First God's trying to help out fracking
30 K. You know it's sunlight. I remember when I was 30 K. You know
That's been five years. Oh, okay. It is
A boom buff
No one is mid.
Could be under.
No one's under.
I think they're going B.
What's up it?
Oh my goodness, he has hands being sexy.
Oh but not sexy enough.
Oh wait, hold on.
Hold on, wait a second.
He's bone crushing.
He's bone crushing.
Oh my gosh, they're all A.
No, that's not me.
Out of firebox, out of firebox.
Oh!
Shot his cock up!
Please!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, I have two effective enemies flashed?
Two effective enemies flashed, we got it.
Well, you can cycle the stats.
When you hold tab,
Really?
And you cycle them.
if you hold you like right-click it and then you set the top right I'll show you
like hold tab you right-click it it's a top right but the cycle stats
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I did
I didn't
Know what?
Going out of action.
Well, Tom, it's clear.
It has to be B.
It has to be B, and it could be one late palace.
Oh, one's on the side already.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
It's like by market.
Market, yeah.
Got him!
Good work, team!
Nice.
Very nice.
Losing the explosion!
What the... what the... what the... what the... what the... what the...
Have you people?
Hmm...
Come back! Yeah boys, we're only at four to six right here boys! We got to do the...
I'm sorry, my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie.
Oh, my God.
Smoking him.
He didn't go.
Got him.
Your apartments.
Okay.
That could be how you round ends.
You don't know what to do with that.
Oh man, there's the whiffy.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
An op for a lucky customer, there you are.
You bought an op for you, op for you.
Whoa, really?
Wow.
Mr. Big, can you drop two ops, can you say?
Can I drop an op?
Can you drop an op?
Oh, good lady, I deserve it.
Thank you, thank you.
Five men op?
Five men op.
five and I'm 50 pieces of it up
What's up, baby?
Oh, I was about to clap! Damn it!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
The guy behind him could be low.
I'm related to George Washington.
Oh my god, there's one on B. Oh, that was my bad.
What do you want me to do, I'm gonna spend the day with you.
Is that B?
Go, go, go.
Get him.
Missed.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
Missed.
Are we good to go? Are we good to go?
I can't get him.
Are we back? Are we back?
Oh, Trichbunkin' In is back!
What about you two Bunkin' In is back? Are we back?
Are we back?
You two Bunkin' In's are we back? Are we back?
I'm just good. Don't mind.
Are we back or not?
I'm dying.
Let's go.
Aww.
Nice rounds.
Aww.
Oh my god, I guess sex with the supermodels ended again. Are we back? Are we back you two Muggins?
We're back. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Kick Muggins. How about you boys? We're back. Let's go.
Yeah, I'm telling you boys. I haven't been able to do any permanent solutions to stop the DDoS attacks, but honestly, I know, listen, I can't go into too much detail,
but the fact that we were still able to stream tonight is like crazy good.
Crazy insane good. I know it doesn't sound like it is, but I can't share the information guys.
The fact that we were able to stream it online is like insanely good for the future. Insanely good.
I've been making more and more progress every day.
Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!
Wait, what?
US speed.
I
Can't you share because the guy that's D-Doc see me is awesome listening boys the guy that she doesn't be is awesome this thing
Hmm, I'm telling you boys. I'm telling you just gotta trust you gotta trust me
The fact that we were able to stream tonight with only two 20 second downs is insanely, insanely good, insanely good.
I can't, I can't do much detail. I'll tell you boys when there is a time when I can tell you, it'll be this week, it'll be this week.
Once, once I can tell you, that'll, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. It'll be some time this week, it'll be some time this week.
I'll tell you boys, trust me, it's extremely good that we're able to stream tonight.
No, because she can see that we're forced. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What can I do with it?
It's like a common thing people to solo queue and say, Oh, what can one can enter?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I feel like there's- I was trying!
Counter terrorist win.
Open the door for a baby.
Heard chance.
It doesn't hurt to try.
What's he supposed to do?
I think there's going to be someone coming behind and he pops out and kills him.
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
no money can anyone drop a mcdego
uh no no no fucking self-designed
unlock it boys it's a tight game
Hike me.
Oh yeah. So tight.
Got him!
I kinda wish that you died there, but I'll take you to the next step.
No, I got one! No! Connect! Connect! Connect!
You were cooking me! You were cooking!
Dude, all my movement is just so disgusting.
did you play legal action doll I don't guys that's the thing with swatting and
D-dancing you can't find them I think what if we did find them I would literally
spend every dollar I have to put that fucker in jail until his grandchildren
one but you just can't find them this is not works as you can't find swatters you
You can't find Nidazis.
Just not once.
Yes, you can't fall.
I can't.
Maybe you can't fall.
I can't.
I can't fall.
I can't.
Maybe you can't.
Hire someone?
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
But guys, I'm telling you, even a really smart guy,
I think it's really hard to find him.
That guy sucks. Yeah
That's not good sometimes
That's not good. There's a lot of evil people out there in the world boys. A lot of evil people out there in the world
These best thoughts that's not thinking that's not thinking quite hot mm-hmm. I'm down to like half one
Our dears on a force force force force force force
Yeah, guys, I see push a with the velocity with thousand lines
All right
Guys we need to learn I'm gonna I'm gonna do
No guys, I don't need help. I don't need help. I trust me the situation is under control
It's just that because it was Memorial Day weekend
I wasn't able to make as much progress as I wanted to I just trust me that we are in a super good spot
I'll be able to tell you in a couple days why
Oh my god, guys, there's a shooting on that body, it's locked in, there's a shooting
got that body's locked. I'm locking it in. I'm locking it in. What's your plan? What's
your plan, Mike? It's a plan, bro. We probably don't go. We probably don't go around for it.
We probably like, they have some sort of strategy. They're nades. Let's take me here together.
one drops
let's go
one's under
nice
no
Delicious
You my movement is so bad
Nice
What got
What's market
Yeah market one
I
Pushed out cat arched out dead
It's for one everyone just hide
Maybe see me maybe
No, that guy's like I said, I was walking. I walked like three steps. That's why I actually assumed he was gonna be there because I thought he heard my three steps.
Sale!
Sale!
Guys, we are only four points away! Four points away! Lock it in!
That's all.
I fell asleep. I know.
There's no time for sleep. Sleep is for the weak.
There's no time for sleep.
Vod ship me for the wake!
Oh, okay, yeah, that's fine.
I'm sleeping in the ring.
And I'm finally...
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I seem pretty weak right now.
Scaling A.
Perfect.
One top box is deep deep.
Fuck, there's one of us.
There's one upstairs, peeking head, push.
We could have wrote it out, we don't have to commit this.
I don't think we're gonna commit this.
Here, I'm gonna stay and make noise.
Yeah, it's such a hamster, which I love it.
Take that, cheers.
Ah, cheers, boys, cheers.
Oh my gosh, I saw the lamp was a bad guy.
thing
One's hoping apps be open to go
Now
There's another one there.
I don't...
Where?
Yeah, we have eight seconds for the lady to get bombed down.
She got it, she got it, she got it!
I'm planting.
Oh, nice.
coming cat once they think it's a they think it's a they're gonna realize in a
sec
this is too funny
I
Will fire on the bomb
Will fire on the bomb
I
Thank you, thank you
Have to do something so I'm not killing you
Lock it was a time to be tied after we did submit enemies that is right that is right
I'm gonna take under
I'm not straight, thank you, thank you
Contact fading
CJ438 sent peanut. I think it's time to put the AWP down and get yourself a stroller for how much you're being carried
Plenty B
I'm dead at B.
Just hide.
You just fucking lost me this game.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
That was you my boy! That was you!
You did that!
Did they use like mollies on B or not?
I like it. I like it.
Yes, they do okay, then we're not I mean absolutely honestly. Oh, we should probably just
Zero to one every round. Let's play heavy mid
Who's got I don't think that it's a good idea boys. We got no size of
Okay, we try to get some pigs. I'm gonna go underpatch and try to kill the guy with no you get up my eagle
Thank you
I'm guessing my window windows look did not work
Once cat dad
Okay, all right, he's super living con super living con close. I have no idea how that fuckers on dad