TheBurntPeanut
ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS | THE RETURN | TIME TO TEACH THESE MF HOW TO REALLY PLAY TARKOV | #BUNGULATE
05-31-2026 · 7h 35m
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What is up you fucking
It is a beautiful slur Saturday gentlemen a
a beautiful Saturday indeed I am dead inside from the 24-hour stream my voice
is almost completely gone I am gonna die but other than that other than 20 21
our same shit fuck yourself fuck yourself fuck yourself die are we drinking
night up do I look like some type of pussy to you sir
bloods like some dollar bitch of course we're drinking it's slur a Saturday it's
slur Saturday at one moment thank you for reminding me good sir let me pour up
Now boys
This is going to be
Well, I sound fucking horrible. Oh my god guys. Sorry in advance that you have to
Hear me like this for the next
seven hours
Wow, fuck you
So what we're gonna do tonight is
Kind of like a half and half stream. I
Caught up mr. Officer and I said mr. Officer. I need to duo talk up right here
right now, there's no time to waste, make great haste.
He said, listen, Peter, I can't right now.
I can't do it right now.
I got the doozy, I got the bingo bangle,
I got the hoosie man, I'm over here, I'm over there.
And I said, well, Mr. Officer, Mr. Officer,
you gotta make a dealin'.
You gotta give me something here, all right?
There's a big, big money moves.
You're talking about, Officer, give me some big money moves.
So what he said was that he might be able to hop on
about halfway through this dream and duo with us then.
Until then, I grabbed one of my best mates, none other
than Mr. John from Focus Fuel,
the same Focus Fuel that we did the 24 hour marathon for.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, absolute dynamite duo.
You guys remember Mr. John, oh, let me tell you,
cock size, 50 inches, girth, five meters in diameter.
That's just to begin with.
That is just to begin with.
Those are just the starters.
Those are just the starters.
Those are just the starters.
Where's, there's he, I have no idea.
That guy was supposed to join the 24 hour stream
and he never did, he never did.
Where's Genji?
Honestly guys, I would have invited Genji, but first off,
I hate her.
So how can I invite someone I hate?
That's the biggest reason.
I hate her, die.
That's the biggest reason of course.
But the second biggest reason is I'm pretty sure she's dead
for the 24 hours train.
That's actually one of the big reasons we're playing Tarkov
because all of the guys that I usually play Saturday games
with are all dead from the 24 hour stream.
So, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen boys.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
21 hour stream.
Guys, it was basically 24 hours.
same thing oh oh right that's just my thing it was basically 24 hours fuck
you good chair all right let's proceed let's proceed oh and he looked who has
arrived the bell of the ball the man of the hour the cream day the crumb five
time back oh my god I was gonna have five time back to our fuck you John I was
gonna have you up and you muted. Five time back to back escape from dark out
twins rivals champion 232 KD never died in his entire life. John
said
I just want to say I already know this is a horrible terrible garbage idea.
prepare to be in the lobby the entire night.
I love lobby simulator. Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah. Even if there was no stream snipers and no
hackers I have not played this game in a year and will get absolutely pissed on by Declavius
and Tyrone every single match. So prepare to be in the lobby the entire time. I'm just
I'm glad we have this 45 second delay.
Yes, that's right.
I actually bumped it up to five minutes.
Yeah, the five minute delay is gonna help us.
Yes, that's right.
The five minute delay is actually bumped it up to 30 minutes
now that I remember it.
We played this yesterday.
This is an even recording.
That's right, we're not even here right now.
We're not even here right now.
We tricked you.
Good thinking, God.
One point no hasn't even happened yet.
We're from the future.
We're from the future.
You don't even have a streamer item yet.
It's so fun.
You guys, I've never even touched my streamer item in the game.
I got one for you.
Really?
Yes.
No way.
Guys, for those of you guys who don't know,
for these guys who don't talk, guys, actually,
I twice didn't show you guys my list of servers I'm going to pick.
Jesus.
Yeah, I just showed I want to have the server list open for those of you guys that I've not played. I haven't selected it yet. So we're fine.
But for those of you guys that haven't played talk off guys, they gave us a streamer item in the game and I literally
I don't right. I haven't played since I'm right. Oh, have I?
Done.
I think I literally haven't played since I think I literally haven't played since that day. So
We're gonna try out the speed modem see what it's all about see what's going on see what's going down
Holy shit this last 1% of unpacking game files is throttling my computer
Yeah, I know when I was unpacking the game files with truck off this court was literally freezing every three seconds
That's what I've heard every other word. He said
Perfect perfect. All right. Okay. I'm gonna play we're probably have to change servers a lot tonight
So I'm just gonna choose ones at random and then every like game or two will switch them up. Okay, sounds good
Let me see here, what what is the best one ever I'm gonna do this one
This one this one. Oh
I'm gonna do I'm gonna do
All right, this should work. There's a way. I hate there we go. All right. I
Don't even know dude. Have I played since this wipe am I gonna be fresh?
Oh my god, you might be fresh fresh. I might be fresh fresh. You might have to do the tutorial wait
This is a tutorial. Yeah with the when one point okay now. Oh
My god. Oh
Did you ever do the tutorial where you found you can find a let X like at the end of it? Oh, no
I didn't do that. I didn't do that. You did that. I did that. I did that
I did that I did that because I found out about the let X from the bungulators after I did the tutorial
Yep, I they actually told me about the legs. I thought they were fucking with me for like 20 minutes
I wish they were dude. I wish they were maybe so mad that I missed it. I
Got we got the legs. We got the legs. We got drinking them me. I'm taking some tequila. I have tequila or
Voodoo
I would say food honestly. I would say a voodoo right now, but I'll have a tequila
What type
What type yeah, I hope you're mixing whatever it is with $2 gas station Marguerite. Oh, oh, no, I drink it straight back
I drink it. No eyes. No mix it. No nothing. Oh
That's right. That's right. He's a true man of hitting his liver would do of course of course of course
Of course, okay, never mind. I am fucking in I am like
You're juice. I am juice. Yeah. Oh my god
Holy shit. I don't know what we did last time he played but we are juiced up
We are fucking juiced
I'm gonna go get a drink start my thing. I'm gonna undefine. Give me
26 seconds, I'm gonna sort my inventory. I'll be back
We'll do it auto sword boys. We'll do it auto sword
Let me see here. Let me see here. I want space. We got we have we have plenty of space
We have played a space because I'm not gonna lie to you
I think I'm gonna take a poop gun. I'm gonna take a poop gun in first test out the water see what's going on
See what's going on. We're gonna see what we're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna dip a feet it
We're gonna dip a feet it now man. See see what temperature the water is
See what temperature the water is before we bring in the big ghoota. They're talking about
But that was boys right there.
Okay, all right, hold on.
I have another show.
Give me a second.
Give me a second here.
Do I have a junk box?
Please tell, yes!
And it's empty.
Let's go!
All right, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking, boys.
Now we're cooking.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're in it now.
It's over for these bitches.
It is over for these bitches before it even began.
They stand no chance.
Oh, we're, oh yeah, we're in it now.
It's over for these bitches.
It is over for these bitches before it even began.
They stand no chance.
They stand absolutely zero chance.
It's over for these bitches.
It's been over.
It's been over.
They have no chance.
Oh, so much inventory space immediately.
Look at that.
Look at our organization skills.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, and we got the Peto mask.
Let's go.
Honestly, what if we bring that in?
No, no, no, we gotta wear the other mask.
All right, that should be good.
That should be good.
Now we'll do one more auto sword.
I want a good weapon.
What level trainers do I have?
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That's gonna be that's gonna be a problem. That's gonna be a problem. That's gonna be a problem
That's gonna be a problem. We'll see we'll see how that's going. We'll see what's going on there
Okay, let me see
Let me see here. Okay. What okay? What is a good enough gun that we can actually kill people guys
How late in the white but we how decked out of these guys gonna be are we late in the white?
are we are we late this wipe are they gonna be back down or no late late your
screwed super late you're fucked extremely late ah okay so okay all right
okay so we can go ahead and just basically throw out any ammo types that
we were ever gonna use the only thing that's gonna kill people is leg made up
and absolute head shots so let me think what is the best weapon the most steady
easy to use, great handling weapon that will either one shot to the face or leg
made up. The Ketter? No, I don't want the Ketter, but that's I was thinking more
the PP-19. It's not great I'm leg made up, but I can really control that bench. I
can control that bench. It's about hmm, PP-19? Yeah, I think PP-19. I think AK-50 is better.
She's having tried to take a pee with that.
Why take a pee with that?
There are no more wipes on these characters.
We talk about there's no more wipes on these characters.
We didn't take out wipes in the game?
We got wipes still in the game or do they think about?
Wipes gone.
Yes and no.
Seasonal characters.
I don't even want to begin to understand that.
I don't even want to begin to understand it.
Don't explain it to me.
Fuck you, don't explain it to me.
Too much knowledge.
I already have too many things to think about.
All right, let's see.
Okay, all right, we're going in, we're going in nice.
We're going in, we're going in reasonable.
We're going in reasonable.
All right, let's get some reasonable stuff on.
Let's get some reasonable stuff on.
Reasonable, reasonable.
You know what?
Oh, no, no, no.
We should be a sniper in.
Okay.
All right, we're going to be 19.
You might be this.
Please tell me I can attach a red non-site please.
Please.
Please.
Oh, we can buy it.
We can buy it.
We can buy it.
We can buy it.
We can buy it.
We can buy it.
We can buy it.
We can buy it.
Hmm.
Oh, we can buy it.
We can buy it.
Now, how do I put?
Oh, my God, I don't even have the.
Oh, my God, we do not even have.
Oh, my God, we don't even have the.
Oh my god, what is our hideout looking like? Do we not even have the workbench?
Good to see they improved the loading time of the loadout of the hideout. Good to see that
Good to see good to see things haven't changed too much right here. All right. Be is familiar. Feels familiar
That's why I like about this game feels familiar. Oh, we don't even have the workbench. Oh, where we can buy it? We can buy it
Let's go!
Oh my god, we're already cooking!
We are already cooking!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
We are already cooking!
Oh my god, we are already cooking boys!
We are already cooking!
All right, can we buy this?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, it's over!
These guys are all dead!
It's all, it's been over, they're dead!
Boop!
Boop, you're dead!
Boop, you're dead!
Boop, you're dead!
Oh my goodness!
my goodness. Have you seen the red dot sign on this bad boy? Maybe the PKO6? You buy that?
Ooh! Ooh! It is over! It is over for these bitches! It's over!
Hmm... God, I'm taking what you see as my all flesh ammo the whole night. The highest...
The highest flesh damage, zero penetration, because we're not going to penetrate anyone
whatsoever anyways they're gonna be full decked out in medigear we just get the
highest flesh type of bullet that's where the highest flesh 9x9d bullet
other than rip ammo I don't think I'd get rip ammo which was the highest flesh
one other than I don't think I'd get rip
I
Know let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. Oh, yeah, I think
Hey, John. I do a bunch dude. I ain't forgot. I'm fucking just in this game. I got 16 million. Are you serious? What?
I have five scab junk boxes. I have a ton of shit. Oh
Fuck I might be working with PSO nine-by-nine people. It's right now
Oh
Remember where you could do that one silly thing on flea market, but now you would definitely get screwed cuz you're way
Too many people watching now
It would ban me for that silly
Nah, I could buy some
But my dear guitar, you know what actually I've got this
Lenex that I would love to sell dude. I've been eating on my yeah, oh you've been eating one for your height up
Oh, I mean, I wait you're not level 15. Are you?
Oh, I'm bringing some food stamps for you. Thanks, mom.
Oh, you can stack PSA to 100 now. Oh my god. Oh
Oh
Shit
Whoa, they're kind of cooking
They're kind of going crazy around these bars bars. I took your advice on the booze by the way
Yeah, and ignored it and I got tequila
Fantastic fantastic good thinking good thinking boss. That's where they pay your big bike buys
Let's all go in with Blickies. Let's go in with the plickey. Let's go in with the plickey.
Can you bring me my streamer item? Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'll just bring you like a couple and you could put them in your butthole. No, no,
no, just just bring me one and then can I have, you know, I have million dollars like
a ship armor and a helmet and shit. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss. Thank you.
When I log off this game tonight, that'll probably be
Last time I entered for a long while hold on I have something I
Have one count them one
impact renamed
All right, I don't care how late the white bit is I don't care how bitchless and friendless you are this
Right here is the world Indian is right here. Oh is the death that bring it
We're set dude. We're set. We're set for life. We're set. You just we're gonna speedrun
Honestly, the viewers are gonna hate it. We're just gonna extract from Tarkov. We're gonna escape from Tarkov. That too
We're gonna extract from it. That's right. That's right. Oh wait. Wait. Wait. Should we do questions? Where should we go?
Yeah, we should. Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah
All right, let me wait. Let me look at my test. Let me look at my test.
I've got to change all places. It's all gonna be grounds here in storyline
Wait, we even talked about it in circuit boards tool sets
How I even know what this is I what is this
What is that? What am I looking at here? What what is this? I don't fucking remember storyline that storyline
This is where you say operational up top. Yeah, operational operationalists cycle. Oh, it's no, it's all here. It is here
It is here. It is. Oh, we some gas analyzers
We need to look at the bottle of wine
I eliminate p.m. C operas with pistols that's easy
Ain't nothing there and look at the tape the hidden valuable car go on customers guys, which one is this one?
where's this go where's this go where's this go where's this one from which one
which one the extortionist where's this where's this custom
it's a permission I know it's customs but I'm talking about like where's on the
map I forgot you see me know it now
you know unknown body get the key I can
just get that key
we know I have a ways on the map
Oh
Wait, oh wait, I know I remember I remember I remember I remember I remember
It's on the dead body between the extract in the middle part towards crack house
And then you run over the other side of the map into that small thing. All right. Yeah, I'll get that key
I'll get that key. Well, we just wait. I you're you have one
I'm buying it on a flea. You can't buy it on flea. I told you that wait wait wait
So what you're gonna do just cuz I just you know kind of lie and say what we're not going
We need to go to ground zero for the wine bottle and all we're going customs to kill
Before you definitely don't go to one of those
They're playing talk about before oh you're in for a real treat now you're for real treat get ready to see fun on Lebanon
Having fun that watch a smile on my face. It's gonna get bigger as the night goes on
Whoa, is what I say
Not like I think that joke
But fucking do the same
I gotta get you my group. What's what's your name?
The Goopa Troopa the Goopa Troopers
The Goopa Troopa, the Goopa Troopa, there you go, mods.
Who died from prestige won.
Lose it!
Oh, I'm not good enough to prestige, let's be real.
Lose it!
We honestly might have to do some scabs as well.
I was too sick, I was too sick, wait for this.
Here we go, we're going crazy, we're going crazy, we're going crazy.
We're going crazy, here we go, we're going crazy, John, we're going crazy.
Oh shit, we're going sicko mode.
Fuck oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. And just like when Travis Scott did it many people will die
Yes, yes
Prophecy as we're told this is the prophecy for told is the prophecy for told lock it load boy like it loud
Hold on if you don't know John, that's right. That's right
I'm type shit type shit type shit.
Oh, my goodness.
Good man.
Good man.
Me in that order about the size when you equalize.
Do you need just your nutsack, armor and helmet?
Yeah, yeah, but I already have a ring.
So on unrigged armor.
The call, good call.
I almost brought you bring armor.
I
John we have to take twice very strategically, okay?
very
Very strategically. We can't be running and gunning my fucking bullet does ten penetration
It would matter if they were wearing a wet paper bag. My bullets aren't going through it. Okay?
these guys are running and a
animatronic alien probe technology level 100 armor it's gonna bounce off of
them and literally tell me so we can't take it nice at least it's close quarters
on factory we won't get sniped that's oh my god did you just leave
oh my god that's it that's it for penis tugs for you you buy you did this to
yourself. You did this to yourself. All right. One, one, two, one, three, one, four,
you know, can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I smacked my desk to be funny. And
now all my monitors are off. That'll happen. I'll do it. I'm just gonna let it ride. We'll
be good. All right. Okay. By the way, I heard they approved the loading time to get the game.
I'm looking at black screens perfect perfect perfect when do I hit my intro?
When do I do my intro?
Gotta be quick with it. Yeah, I'd be quick with it gotta be quick with
It's fast now, it's very quick. When do I hit my intro? What do I hit my intro?
guys I might be on off time with the intro I might be off time with the intro
we'll see we'll see I'll do one of those ones you like to do look though I do
like to do look oh when you find game oh shit let's ride
This is great.
I
Made we have much
Not in cotton a word. I spotted the location that is 100% give me is gonna get me killed in about 30 seconds
Perfect. That's what we need. I'm just gonna lay down right here
And I'm gonna hope nobody runs by which I already know they will because it's not right there
And they're probably sprinting toward me 500 pounds right now the ground is about to start shaking
Right here fucking go in about 30 seconds. Yeah, there's gonna be a rabies filled man with gear
Launcher than himself
Sprinting directly to us with a space laser rifle right here who's gonna viscerate us into the ground
Don't worry. Don't worry
Key in your ass. I don't have the key. Oh
We only I don't get the key. Oh shit. I saw my next one. Okay, okay?
Oh dude, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Score!
Oh, and I got it, oozy!
Alright, things are looking up!
Back to my bush!
Dude, I don't know, back to my bush, back to my bush!
It's bad, it's bad!
I've really I've really done goofed here. Well, did you did you?
Are you buying is still broken? No, they're on but they're moving like a comic strip. Ah
Perfect perfect. Well, don't worry John. I've got this place locked down. I've got this place to lock down
You got this got this nothing's getting by me. That's it's getting by me. I am the troll
They will have to pay the troll toll to pass this
Oh
Mm-hmm. No, oh my goodness. Okay, sister
Okay, I think I'm cooking. I think I'm cooking I cook good good. Oh, I've got something in my oh
The only the big man doesn't come right out
Oh
Hold on
She's my fuck yeah, I feel like my shit is kind of bright as fuck. Is this what the game usually looks like am I crazy I
Feel like this bitch is bright and shit
You might be I think it might just be that
The game like that the sky it's all foggy and stuff
the video settings oh yeah by the way they were just like removed by the video
control panel no idea how she's gone so that's always fun whatever settings I
left it on a once permanent forever
perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect right it's not hundred yeah but
I usually leave I usually left brightness on a hundred back in the day
I think I heard something. John, John, where are you?
John, John, where are you?
John!
What?
Shh!
John!
John!
We're gonna die. We're gonna die
We're gonna die forever we are gonna die forever
We're gonna die time to die was I think you might have the crack house guys. Do you think we should create the head the crack
house just we stay here
Hmm
Don't crack. Oh, you go. You wait wait wait wait wait wait stay see see
Back state stay crack
Go crack crack
Move your ass. Oh, we're gonna crack. I'm gonna crack us
This front door is spot open?
Which is Crack House front door spot open or no?
Yeah, it's okay, really.
Hello?
Well, Agent, how are you doing, Bunch?
Hey, good.
I just reset my computer.
I think I fixed that.
I'm not touching my desk.
I'm actually holding my mouse above my desk for the rest of the night.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Good thing you didn't do better.
I'm ready to crack out.
Oh perfect.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in.
I'm inside, I'm inside.
Oh my goodness.
This is intense, this is intense.
This is intense.
Dead fast.
You got this.
I'm on the case John, don't you worry.
Katie Goop?
Hmmmmmmm.
Hmm, Jay Goop?
Where's all the Goop at?
Is it Icebreaker Poster?
Where?
Where?
In the hallway?
Woo, scored!
Thanks, boys.
Put these two spits out here like that.
Oh, we can't put it up, but never mind.
Never mind, we're gonna lose that.
Actually, it's close to the door. It's close to the door. I mean, it's fine in cabinet.
Mm-mm. Should we get any goodies?
Since we're super-poor, and we have...
nobody!
Mm-mm.
Ah.
Nails.
Nature's lubricant.
Here we go.
Ah, nothing.
Fantastic. That's exactly what I was looking for.
Oh! A double dose as well!
Oh!
Oh
Pack of secrets. Oh my goodness. It's been 20 minutes. This is my last one
That's down here, perhaps down here. Oh
Duck tape or a perfect perfect perfect perfect
That's at least two dollars maybe even three dollars. Oh
A GM count upwards of five dollars. Oh
A triple helping Oh
Oh, a quadruple helping of nothing.
Fantastic.
What a sweet light.
What a sweet little treat.
Hello?
Is anyone down here?
Hello?
I'm a new player to try and learn the game.
Oh, might be.
I think that might be the matter.
I see guys don't have eyes just keep on that.
But I think that might be the matter.
That could be the matter for us tonight, boys.
WD 40 nature's actual lubricant.
It'll something, something.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God, with all this garbage,
I can start a camp in LA.
Look at all this stuff we got, boys.
Hooray!
Ah!
Let's check the dead guy in the bathroom.
You'd have the nicest tent in all of Seattle.
I would.
It would be amazing.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
There's boys.
Oh.
You can't find ghost stories with all the other homeless
people.
Are you back in?
Please tell me you're back in.
I need somebody here.
I am not.
I am struggled by this.
This is too scary.
It's just too scary. I can't be alone. It's just too scary. I'm saying I'm
Six foot nine big brolic man is gonna walk through that door
Tarkov is starting up like I have one megabyte per minute download
Perfect perfect
To machine Tarkov is ah, yes. Yes
It's quite a well-oiled machine, perhaps a little something here.
I'm just waiting for it.
The loudest.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Instant screen goes black.
I'm just waiting for it.
I'm waiting.
A half a second of running sounds and sounds like it's 400 pounds.
Oof. Oof.
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Hello, my kitten.
Oh, yup, what a fun.
I've heard you are nice, your short kitten.
First time to wipe, huh, kitten?
I only have 20,000 hours in the same...
Yes, I'm 45, and I live in my mom's friction house, even now.
Who cares? She's got better internet than I ever would have. It's worth it.
Yes, my pain is too less than yours. That means I get a 2 minute second in distraction time between you and me.
You will never defeat me.
You will never defeat me.
Oh, I think I'm cooking. I think I'm cooking.
Do you cook it all right? Cause I waved in the crack house.
I waved in the crack house right now. Keeps in.
Okay, okay. That's test. Hello.
Hello. Hello, how are you?
Not good.
Perfect. Perfect.
Well, I'm almost done with the crackouts, whatever you're ready.
Pee-
Don't brush me.
I'm done with the crackouts.
I get nervous, dude. I get nervous.
You got- I'm not nervous!
I've been fucking crackouts with this P-shooter against Megatron!
You got it.
It takes heart!
Oh, I almost slapped my desk again.
Oh my God, I see a guy. I see a real PMC.
I'm not even joking. The first real PMC.
Oh my God, here it is. Here's the big moment.
Oh my god, he's right there. I see him. I can't do it. Do you find a sniper?
I can do anything about right now. Oh, that's on me. Oh my god. Wait. I think that's the fucking boss
Is that the boss?
Perfect. Is that the boss boys? I love that for you, honestly
Hmm, talk of looks boring. Hey, it's awesome kind of is
It's a different type of fun some games are fun some games. It's like hooking a car battery up to your nipples
That's the fun part trust me trust me. This is a new variation of fun for a lot of you guys
Take a pee take a pee
All right, take a pee it take a pee take a pee
Uh, slow burn?
I don't know about slow burn.
That's like time traveling back to the Stone Ages and then waiting for Thomas Edison to
make the light.
It's a burn for sure.
Oh my gosh, what's that sign?
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Oh thank god, it's just a scav, okay.
I thought, should I just go out, should I just move out, or do you need to get in?
I got my first cab! I got my second cab!
All right, we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good.
I
Judge I go out of you to come in
Um what I don't make the wrong call fucking I'm gonna run for it
I'm gonna put you in in I've got the building is called but the middle of the battle in the big space
Yeah, I'm going to forces. I beat the fuck out of this pussy. I'm loading
Is that
This pussy won't know what hit him, he'll be like a flash of light.
Fuckin...
Prepare to witness greatness.
Prepare to witness greatness, Don.
For on this day, I will kill my first PMC right here, right down here.
Right here, right now, I will put his ass in the dirt.
Lock in boys, lock in.
Wait, I don't have armor on hell of it
because you never spawned in.
I've almost, I've almost, I've almost.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right, Bodge.
Okay, just keep me, keep me posted.
Keep me posted.
Come on the last.
You have no armor or helmet.
I just remembered that's good.
Thank you for providing me good share.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh my God, Gerardo.
Yeah.
Get to the struggle, get to the struggle!
Oh perfect, it spawned me across the map!
Oh fuck my ass!
I'm going in, fuck it, I'm going in!
No.
The boss is actually here, I'm not even joking, the boss is actually here.
The real boss.
I'm running down the middle of the road.
Okay.
Which are you coming from yes, okay pocket watch side pocket watch
I don't remember what we were watching we were we I don't know so I don't remember
I remember there's some in the middle room some upstairs and some on the right
hey mostly upstairs what it is I can probably kill the guy in the middle room
I see I could buy kill the guy in the middle of a bucket like a little bit of
room that will be a show one shot the boss in his lackeys you have no mag oh
my goodness except the one in there thank God we had a backup
you stupid bitch
guys can we one shot that would be a sorrow no in the face no okay it's gonna
take two that's fine that's fine I can do two I can do two let me see my backup
because you know okay okay I'm on the other side I'm on the pocket what side
where you at your you're gonna push it comes comes I'm under the main stairs
I'm under the main stairs they're coming they're coming done this you do you yeah
Kill two I kill two. Oh fuck me. It's where they hurt me good. They hurt me good
Yes
Come inside come inside
Okay, I definitely killed one maybe two fucking I'm going up. Is it the boss or just calves? Yeah, it's a boss
It's boss. Oh my god, never mind. I'm not going up
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That was a prank.
I got you.
Did I get you, John?
You did.
Dude, I got you.
You got it.
And then I was like, oh, he got you.
He got me.
He got me.
Okay.
I reasonably am going to peek.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
I can release some offense about it, but I'm at first floor.
Don't stop yet.
Moving around.
I'm running into first floor.
I got you.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
the water fine come on in welcome in thank you good sir thank you good sir
it means you take it back back after it you know hey this is a nice stuff oh
there's my stream right up for the first time you keep that back back buddy I
already have a big one all right fuck you on look at that one to get back
not sad this is my first time wearing a voice first time when let's take a
It's gonna be, it's gonna be, ooh, lookin' drippy.
Lookin' drippy, boys, lookin' drippy.
Oh yeah, now it's time to lock in, boys.
Now it's time to lock in.
Get thee.
All right, stay behind me.
Stay behind me, God, I will protect you.
I will protect you.
I will kill your adversary.
Stay behind me, let me just my game of champ,
Maximum efficiency before we get to the fight.
Let me go first.
So you don't fuck yourself.
I have to get back in the grind.
Trial by fire.
Trial by fire, John.
Locking.
I don't have the switch arms.
I don't have the switch arms binded.
Oh my god, fucking run!
I
What is that helmet made out of my brain I guess
I just had to empty 30
Jesus
Good to be back. Good to be back to be back. I'm actually still alive, John. I want that. I'm actually still alive.
All right, we're solid dead and two cards are dead 100%. I want the case. I'm gonna sneak around him. I'm gonna do a little flanking on him.
Lock it in boys. I just suck that bullet dry.
Perfect. Go ahead, dude.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
Don't worry John, I'll clean up this mess. These bitches ain't got nothing on me.
I'm going in John I'm going in why are these guys already dead just over here
oh he's the cards he died to the scabs no way what an idiot oh survey hell yeah I play
play. Very positive. Yes, sure. Uh huh. Uh huh. I got a ratchet. I got a ratchet.
This big money. This big money. This big money. This big money. Oh, this big money.
This big money. Oh, you can take a load of converters and upgrade your tent. Big money.
Big money, big money!
I got-
Get that your granate lock!
Oh!
Work again, work again!
Hey!
I got Michael Jackson!
I
Think we're the winners. I think we did it. I think we did it. I did it for real
Noble sacrifice. It's your stuff and sir. It's your stuff and sir. Yeah, but you're gonna take a lot of bunch of money
Okay, okay, I don't know wait
I'll get all the time a little jump
Take it take it use it
keep it you say I should cut that you get that zero more oh I see all this is
kind of garbage means some that's right out whatever I don't care whatever okay
Get the goop, get the goop, get the goop.
I'm ordering dinner.
I'm grabbing your nutsack, I'm grabbing your nutsack.
Grab my nuts, grab my nuts, quick.
I'm grabbing your nutsack, I'm grabbing your nutsack.
I think I see a sign for that window, not even joking.
Oh my God.
What the hell, like 314 out of 324?
before what the hell is this?
And why is it red?
Like guards' armors?
What is this?
Yeah, why is it red?
I don't know.
Oh my God, this thing's insane.
Level five, 314?
Dude, who's got that much of junk to protect?
I need like an eighth of that plate carrier
to protect my balls.
Look at that thing.
I don't know why it's red.
Okay, really, it's just glitched or something.
Oh, I guess missing a plate.
I don't think that really easy.
It makes it red though. I don't know what's going on. Okay, I'm gonna try to take this as well
Oh my god, oh my god, this is huge. This is gonna be a huge come up for me. Oh my god. This could be huge. It's gonna be huge
It's gonna be fucking massive. Oh my god. It's gonna be massive. It's gonna be massive
I need all the same way all the same. Oh, oh my god. I can't buy good animal right now. I need all the same way all of it
Yeah, I got BP and BT which are very very good very very good. Oh wait
They they they they staggers stacked their mags now the bots do oh my god
They're getting more fancy
The robots are taking over the day of here!
Lick it!
What's your shot at? What's your shot at?
Ah, he's to the right.
Behind that little spindle you were by.
What's your, what's your, what's your?
Yeah. Yeah, that thing. I'm calling that a spindle.
Oh, got the gold, TT.
Come on, Rikika, Rikika, Rikika, Rikika, Rikika, come on, come on!
Oh, $100,000!
I did it in your ass!
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking!
Is that the emerald she runnin'?
Oh my god, poop diarrhea!
The absolute garbage syphilis!
Oh, that's the prophecy for told!
Go, go, go!
What the hell is all this stuff I've never seen any of these armors
Okay, let me see. Let me see. Are you running when you run in boss? Oh beat you. I'll take that
And we are taking me to you. I think of me team. He's really easy. We got
It'll something something little something something
Let's hear that poop of it
Has that poster actually that good? How much is that Portugal boy?
What?
Did you go for a ride?
Poop diarrhea, poop diarrhea.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I don't know if this poster's worth it.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
How big are the boobies?
The boobies?
Oh no, it's the ice maker poster.
Not worth it.
Not worth it.
Not worth it.
Got it.
Got it.
Oh poop garbage poop garbage.
Oh some water.
Excuse me, I'm a bit thirsty.
And some bombs.
Oh and some fingernail.
I might think it's STM.
I think it's better than mine.
Right?
I fucking think the plastic sidearm on the dead guards is better than if we shot.
I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it
I lock it up with like it up
The eating drink oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, I'm quite famous
Oh, you know I need that fuck
We got a candle if I can't don't go away like if I can't go away escape escape try it
or right-click
yep well it's gone that'll happen that's a strategy fucking nobody's gonna be
looking for ischras that's right too late they're just gonna leave them because
they're scum that's right oh yeah someone's getting shot right next to me I
need to move I need to move right now I need to fucking get out of here oh my
I raise my oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Look at this
I raise my god like I'm in a slow-motion movie. Holy shit. Oh
My god, I'm fat as a bitch
Let me check Michael Jackson see he's got the goop and see what's it. What the hell is this?
Everybody's packing something fucking weird. You touch it. It's right in front of your face. Just touch it
Oh my goodness. Oh great heaven. That's right there. I've got a little bit of tea in the
round here. Wait, what? Wait, where's my XXX? Didn't see the XXX though. What are the XXX?
I don't know. I don't know, boss. I'm just kidding. I'm alone. I'm naked. I'm naked.
I'm keeping you company
Let me check let me check
All right, we I got I got GB. So what's your one one and I got old gas station boom easy peasy easy peasy. I got that easy
PCP FMJ, what is this the fucking poor house pal?
Well, we at the Red Cross,
BZPFMJ, what the hell are we running over here?
That's my ammo.
I know, I'm talking to you, you broke pig.
You're 60 million dollars and you're running BZPFMJ.
That's how the rich stay rich.
No, I was, the expensive ammo was cash
and I didn't have time to buy cash.
I was in a rush.
Be the move, be the move.
I'm too fat, I'm too fat to move.
I got my two nutsack though.
I got my two nutsack that's the most important.
I just realized we never did the quest.
We never did any of my quests.
What are we coming for?
I don't remember. I don't remember.
But who cares?
Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
Remind me to bind my switch shoulder button.
Alright, I'm on the move, I'm on the move. Yeah!
I'm like lightning.
Oh shit, I think someone just shot at me. I might have been joking.
That's across the screen.
That's across the screen.
I can't switch shoulders and I'm love peaking with the right lean.
Oh shit.
I
Just like press at the map. We're shooting. What is that?
Promise never skip somewhere. There's no service. You have over there. They had one
was that person
Who's the other time it's got over there is that person?
Is it someone getting shot running down?
I'm on the move on the move on the move on the move
I
Want to move on mother move go go go
In the opposite land of a stem. Oh shit, I hit a bush
You get the two me legs you get the two me legs I can't move I can't move I can't move I can't move I
Can't move I can't move I can't move I can't move
I'm going John I'm going I don't think I might to be late to jump over that wall and I'm not gonna risk it with the five minutes
Like I don't have time. I don't have time. Oh my god old gas station isn't even open. I'm so fucked. I'm so John
I'm fucked. I've got five minutes to make it to see me one two one one
You got to know your fuck. We're done. We're fucking dead. Wait wait wait wait. Did you have a flare on you?
I thought I saw one. No, but I know wait
wait wait can you get a flag here isn't there one on like a body was that only
on the other man it what about the other ring there wasn't one in there
oh my god it takes five and a half business days to raise my scott oh he
shit Amazon Prime just a fucking zero man oh my god that was just
oh god I'm on the move I'm on the move oh my god oh my god I put a half
minutes I'm not gonna make it wait can I so no I don't I would need more strength
to do that trick no there's no tricks I can do I have to just run there don't
die oh my god oh my god oh fuck do I have anything no I don't oh my god we're
Oh my god, we're so fucked. We keep changing, we're just changing bugs to work it.
Guys, this is changing bugs to work it.
John! John!
I don't know, try it.
No, I'm getting word that- Oh, I'm not really mad at much anyways.
I didn't want to try it, but I just really feel like trying it.
Ah, we were gonna make it anyways. We were gonna make it anyways.
He spared you all of the stress.
Ah, thank you, sir. Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
You are my favorite part of this game is, is even when you lose, or even when you win,
you lose. That's my favorite part. That's my favorite part. You go, you lose, you lose,
you lose, and then when you get the one win, it still, it just, it still just hurts. It
still just reminds me of the time of day, just feeling ready. That's my favorite part
about this game that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen on
them big jobs that'll happen all those big jobs that'll happen all those big
jobs oh mr. captain glad to miss all the time what's good man good man like you
my boys we take you my boy oh dude I am I'm going crazy
what what do you mean I'm just not doing good right now
hold on no we got this plus I got a hundred thousand dollars in my butthole
oh John I have an idea I'm in all right I'm gonna text you I'm gonna text you
something I have an idea to rejuvenate our senses and get on confidence back
that one picture in the red dress that you sent me of course of course I want
to know that John tell you I bought it so I bought a taste I bought it so I'm
How about I send you something where you're going to go yippie.
This will rejuvenate our senses and reactivate our confidence.
My confidence is there.
Okay, well, you honestly had a little too much confidence that rain.
But so this lowers your confidence.
So this normalizes it a little bit.
Normalize the confidence.
Normalize the confidence.
All right, let's ride.
You say text it can mean anything.
Yeah, yeah, what is good?
You want this good?
You see that?
You see the.
I can't even say my response out loud.
Oh, John, I can't.
Can you?
We don't know.
I got one.
I got one.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, we're about to cook.
We have a cook.
Time to play the game.
Time to play the game.
God, let me tell you, let me tell you, when we walk out of here champions with millions
of dollars worth of loot, you're going to be thanking me.
You're going to say, peanut, how did you know that that was the best plan that we could
have possibly ever done?
Ever.
I'm going to say that's just how I roll.
That's how the buggy litter does it.
That's how the buggy litter does it.
I'm telling you, God, get ready.
Get ready for success.
You don't even need to convince me.
I already know it.
Get ready for winning.
Get ready for constant winning.
By the way, can I, is there anyone who can get my NVIDIA control panel back?
They really just remove that from me forever. That is so
Guys, can I give it a video control panel back cuz I'm not gonna be able to even see in factory. I do not
Be Microsoft store. We I see that on there. We are you allowed to just download that?
Hey, we probably shouldn't go to that map now. Oh
shit, I
forgot at least
That'll happen just for later on tonight
night I mean not for now I mean I mean later on the factory on customs fuck
yeah I mean I'm shit I'm shit I'm shit are you down roll you know we do what
is the I mean not back three times it doesn't take your health but that shit
Yeah, fuck that place. We're going we're going here instead. Hey, we're taking a stand job. We're going here
New place
I gotta change my gun if we're gonna have your god. You got your god
Hey, let me change my soul this one by let me change my soul is one by wait
We forgot their mind to do that. Thanks. Thanks boss. My buddy's got me. My mother's got me
They got me. They got me. We which would switch shoulder. Where is that? Yeah, okay?
Wait, I don't see it. I don't see it on the lids
Hey, wait, I don't I don't see it
Is it called switch shoulder oh you go shoulder transition is that it sort of transition your
Maybe I do I have no fucking clue
I got it. So it's a decision. Hey, we're gonna go. You need good ammo. No, I want that ammo
Give this fucking game right now
Get this fucking game right fucking now. We're about to dominate. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be down to
Two million dollars. Bye. I am getting my first PMC kill right here
Right, okay now
This is bad, dude, you're my 15th white, good man, good man.
You are, see, I love this game because there's so much downtime between the rounds we can
just sit here and chill.
I love it.
It's crazy.
Now you're playing the game at all?
Dude, honestly, yeah.
We play the game for like three minutes at a time and then we get a 20 minute break.
Yeah.
It's got to sink as fuck.
I'm glad.
You gotta do it.
Yeah, I could talk a bowl.
I know what I could go for right now.
What?
Those fajitas we got.
All those chocolate dishes.
We got a giant bowl.
It was a giant bowl of steak or something.
The giant bowl of steak.
Yeah, it was with like, we had like, com all over it now.
It was like a bowl of com steak.
Oh, the cum steak.
A cum bowl steak.
A cum bowl steak.
And then enough doordash for an entire bunch of things.
I'm telling you, it was literally like a bowl, like a black bowl full of just like.
Come in me, come this yellow come exactly.
This job and it is a man to the chef.
The state would be halfway leading out of the board.
You pick up the state and you give it back in the cup and then put it.
Oh, let's RIDE!
Oh, you are so naked.
SHUT UP DONUT DUDE MY ECHO!
I'm doing my intro you asshole
All right here we go here we go
I'm gonna choose let me bump my game up
I'll be by my game up I downloaded up the store
Oh my god it actually works it actually works only
It's it this game looks incredible now. I can literally see anything. I can literally see everything. I can really see everything
What'd you get those hacks? I got the sacks. I got the hacks. I got that
I tried all right one shot to the face. That's all we need one shot to the face one shot one shot one shot one shot
But you go first now we got first
Think about it. Think about it. It's we better for the team if you guys were thinking thinking you think think think think
How many shots I have I've got six, okay?
this is the one that goes, we, we, we, we, we, we, look at my gun.
This is the one that goes boom, cha-cha, boom, cha-cha.
Was the one that goes boom, boom, boom, are you serious?
My gosh, oh my god.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, you did the boom cha-cha, boom cha-cha.
I'll take it easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
We, what type of ammo do we have, what type of ammo do we have?
What's that?
Oh, that's massive, that's massive.
Wait.
And you got a flashlight.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
Nightmare, nightmare.
Here, get the stuff out of here.
Yeah, I went through the game set up. I already have an ad max and it's not loud enough. Oh, you're pretty quiet
Wait, I know why it's quiet give me a sec. Oh
Shit it's not as fuck now
What did you do to make it?
Hello?
What did I do to do what?
Make your game look like that.
I just took the Davidia control panel
and then I turned the game on to maximum.
It works every time.
Let me take a look at what it's supposed to look like.
It's not good.
Yeah, no thanks.
I
Color settings you're gonna just desktop color settings, and then you just crank the game up to my
Oh my god. Oh, no, that's not supposed to look like
Do you have it on all channels
This is all channels under color channel. Yeah, watch watch ready. Let me click apply
Wait, you have digital weapons on 60 in contrast of 55
No
Hey, can we even just might be shit I let's move
Fuck you. We got a kill. I'm gonna license to kill
How much time have we wasted? Oh, we wasted four minutes. That means the scouts are gonna come here in about six.
Where the P.M.C. is at, you think?
You gotta blow their legs out. We gotta blow their legs out.
So you can quick start the legs, maybe see if the kneecaps.
Who wants to get blown?
Yeah, we own this factory. This is our factory. Everyone leave or die.
Hi.
You know the time you nose-culped that guy there when we were playing?
I don't know.
I don't.
Yes you do.
Yeah, here's some double-O.
Can you do that?
Can you do that?
Hello?
Oh, shit!
That's a real person!
I'm joking.
Flotsite first floor.
Okay, listen.
We can talk about this.
Yeah, yeah.
We can talk about this.
We can talk about this.
No need for the high skin to tease.
No need for the high skin to tease.
No need for the high skin to tease.
And don't betray you.
I'm instantly dead.
I'm instantly dead.
Perfect. What a sweet light.
What a sweet little treat.
Oh, guys, you wouldn't think it, but this is actually going better than I thought.
I- I thought I would die three seconds into each raid. We're actually making it like five minutes. So we're gonna cook it boys. We're gonna cook it right now.
Are you- Did you win, Bodge?
Are you winning?
Well, now they're fighting. The guy below and the guy that killed you.
Hold on. Let me pull you up, Mr. John. Let me pull you up.
Oh, fuck.
Let me pull you up, Mr. John. Hold up.
Let me pull you up here.
Let's take a look at my own gun and guys I know from the look of them that it might
look like they're doing like a make-a-wish thing but we're not.
Work out there John excellent work. I think we did great. I think we get fantastic
And I got 98 xp I had 98 xp. Why do we play this game? I have no idea, but I'm just kidding
I'm love it. Hey, hey warm it up. I forgot you warm it up John. These are just warm-ups. He's a justice warm-ups
I'd never forget that now. It is really time to get down to the ditty gritty. There's a month. Yeah
Yeah. Okay, I do only have eaten in 24 hours. Whatever the whatever the Big Mac is. I hate
only have Cosmigos and only had to make a wish Tarkov or is your wish to play with burnt
peanut? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Guys, today we have a special little guy. I see. Today we
have a special little guy give a warm welcome give a warm welcome I just want
to get a kill with my favorite dream I'll give a warm welcome to John is he
oh can I do that is he brave is he he brave
is he he brave I don't feel like my god guys let's get a brave and stunning in
in the chat, let's get a break and starting in the chat.
Today he gets to play with his payments fever.
Oh, Mr. John, oh, we're so happy to have you here, boss.
We're so glad to have you here.
Thank you, I'm doing my best.
Are you doing great?
Are you doing great?
Are you doing great?
Are you doing great?
Are you doing great?
Are you doing so good?
All right, let me get, all right.
Okay, I have a new plan.
I can't stand and blew my back out, dude.
I have a new plan John, I'm gonna check my new plan.
Here we go, ready?
Okay, I'm ready.
You see it?
You see my new plan?
You see my new plan?
It's good, it's good, but it's good work.
It's good work.
I need you to do what you did for me.
the first train
no no no wait wait
bring you everything
no no no this is that this is that this is that right there
I'm coming in naked I'm coming in naked
lock it loads boys lock it in
I don't have that 2x scope though
what I'm going to use a 2x scope
oh yeah oh wait oh you oh
oh yeah okay yeah that's fine
just bring the 6x
just bring the 6x
just bring the 6x box
All right, six eggs weren't fine with what we're doing. Honestly, you guys realize you're right. John we can actually
We're better listen. We are better. We are stronger. Okay, then then all these these stupid bitches
That you have time out?
We are these range. I'm gonna die because you're lucky
That guy
shit. Now listen, I have a real suggestion. If this next plan doesn't work, I actually
have a plan. Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can get six words. One second. I'm gonna
do a little challenge, many challenge. Here we go. All right. If this next plan doesn't
work, I actually have a real plan. And that's camp the icebreaker transition. Think about
The guys going there are going max looted huge massive men
That's a month and I already have two episode hundred cypress
I don't know
Just what the doctor ordered just what the doctor the doctor is in the house
The doctor is in the house how to play the game. Oh
Oh yeah, let me tell you something, John.
We are about to cook more than we have ever cooked in our entire lives.
You understand me, John?
You understand what I'm telling you?
Do you understand me, John?
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
This, it will be carnage.
This, it's gonna be something else.
We are back boys finally, that's right, Mr.
Oh, Mr. Edwin, my boy, my boy, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy, appreciate you, my boy!
Oh, imagine not reading chat.
Oh, imagine being a little bitch.
Looks like we could both do a little pondering now, huh?
Looks like we could both sit here, lying on chakras, and think about the universe a little.
Mr. Duke Nuke, my boy, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Black Acres, my boy, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Take you my boy, appreciate you my boy.
Take you my boy.
Uh-uh.
Oh, missy, missy, missy, missy, missy.
Mmm.
Oh.
It's round out.
Oh, Rod is taking a little vacation.
Rod is taking a little vacation.
Rod is taking a little vacation.
You made Dr. Mingus my ADHD earworm?
Perfect, perfect.
This is what Dr. Mingus would want for us.
By the way, John, this is what Dr. Mingus would want for us.
You know Dr. Mingus.
Honestly, I agree.
No, but I'm agreeing.
Oh my goodness.
You don't remember him for the commercials?
Nope.
Dr. Mingus.
Oh, yep.
That reminded me.
You're a really good doctor, Dr. Mingus.
Don't touch me there.
Again.
Dr. Mingus.
Mingus
Why your hands on my shoulders?
Dr. Mingus. Are you checking my a prostate?
I don't think you need five fingers for a prostate check dr. Mingus
You never heard those you never single
What's that about tingling oh no worries dr. Mingus would not like you fuck you
Dr. Mingus would be disappointed in your work honestly
Fuck doctor Mingus don't you speak ill of dr. Mingus don't you speak ill of dr. Mingus?
We pop a fresh six Billy
God is a cool guy fellas though. We hate him. We hate him
Wait this beat you
here's you can humiliate people and talk about you can be waiting for
a peanut what's up what's up that's fine oh let's oh run
what up
You
All right now is our redemption time John now is our moment
Is it yes
Those are the sounds of victims do we have to go obliterate
Yes
Oh
There's clothes we're safe. We're safe. I've got the safe. Oh, go do it do it
Oh, I got a dumb dumb
Who's this fuck it's that I don't know rumor has it these flabby this can be all you basically need to survive and talk
I'm what's that clear house such a valuable amount of data could fit on a 1.44 megabyte desk
was this I was just go for a can you put on it that's all I care about 1.44
megabytes is probably not just the night
that's just the money shot
that little aqua Marie I've got to refresh in the senses to tingle the
senses mr. John let's see what's going on out here
Well, what's you let me activate my hacks a lot
Hacks activated I can now see everything I can see sound
I judge you go first. I prefer you to die first
So for it called you a bitch um
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen
That'll happen. That'll happen. Excuse me. I'm a Sherpa if you kill me. I'm also a Sherpa. We're sure bring each other
there if you kill us you don't want that also you'll go to hell you'll go to
hell if you kill us oh my god this kid the fuck out of me is a scam we judge we
can't we get in this room but it would be so shitty of us do job we don't even
have a kill that I had what kind of this close the door I'm in the car we don't
even have a kill yet we don't even have a kill yet tonight we're doing it
Okay, I'm gonna play like a little little helpless victim
Okay, right here, right here
We're talking a lady voice they make like they like these yes, hello
Is anybody know the location of some stooge pants?
I don't think they're gonna... I don't know if that's...
Oh, that's what it is?
Is that Lady Boyz?
No.
I'm sorry.
She sounds beautiful.
She sounds beautiful.
I have an idea.
What is it?
We're not in the office! Don't come in the office!
There we go. I can't stand the lure of a man.
Oh, what's this doing?
I think he's coming.
Oh, whoa, I got it. I turned my brightness up and it's fine.
Oh, fantastic!
Now here's some shots across the things we pushed.
Shall we?
Let's do it! Let's let him have it!
You go first. Lock it in boys.
This is dead person, dead person, dead person.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You see, you see the dead person?
There's real dead person, real dead people see.
Where's that one's at? You see, you see?
down there you have to tell us you have to tell us those the rules as you do
over to the outside oh Joe we did you win oh look the blood is off that side
he's hurt he's hurt for his squirt oh he's squirting and hurting he's playing
healing is what he didn't there's another one here yes he is he's down here
what we were we're going for it is blow yet it up theory below us say you know
Oh shit, is that you other shit below me? No, no, no, no, no.
Perfect.
It's like old times, huh?
It's like old times. It's like old times.
Yeah, it's like old times. What a sweet drink. What a sweet delight.
What a sweet delight. What a sweet treat.
A sweet delight. Let me pull you up, John. Let me pull you up.
I wish you nothing but the best John. Let me pull you up John. Let me pull you up
I'll let him go
We're a little rusty guys. We're a little rusty. You know, oh, yeah, I hit him. I hit it by once or twice
He's hurt and did you hit him?
Yeah, I hit him. I hit him by once or twice. Mm-hmm
Great to let him good boys. Let him good great to the right
Let him good boys. Let him good
Stupid bitch
Redible
Fantastic I'm looking at your camera. Do you there's something sure?
No, my stuff is not sure. I don't have that type of cast buddy. We think I am Jeff Bezos
I'm looking at your camera, and I'm like 95% certain that when I pull up your camera 10 minutes ago
These two bags of peanut colada focus fuel would not on your computer facing the camera
You're wrong the minute old time
Are you sure I can I I will bet you any dollar amount they've been there since yesterday night
fantastic fantastic I get out of there John grab that socket let's get out of
there I need a redemption round I need a redemption oh fantastic
vice-team that many John that's pure caffeine right there only I only got
three we're good okay I'm not a good thing you're an idiot it's perfect I'm
out of here. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic.
That's so much caffeine. Don't worry. He missed. He missed all
that. You guys both poor. No, I'm only born to be he's actually
like 50 million somehow. I don't know how this dumb bitch has
50 million money guys.
Oh fuck it's the-
Yeah, yeah.
There he is.
That's the Gila.
Yeah.
There he is.
That's the Gila.
He's a good guy.
That's the Gila, fella.
Adelabin, Adelabin.
Yeah.
Exellent rain, gentlemen.
Exellent rain.
Honestly, I missed feeling up to Gila's hammer up my asshole.
It's been so long.
I like the cold pike.
And do I like the cool handle
Yeah, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What a three three
John I am now in three for one hour and 28 minutes. I've killed zero PMS
I'd have to accomplish nothing
So honestly, I know this sounds like I'm making a joke, but this is actually going really good
She's going really
Really good. I'm not even jumping. This is actually going really good.
We got it. Honestly, we had to humble ourselves.
That's right.
We're like too good. That's right.
We killed each other six times the last time we played.
I know a lot of my Bungulators aren't talking about guys.
I know it looks like we're doing bad. This is actually, we're doing pretty good.
We're actually doing pretty good right now.
This is almost where you want to be.
This is almost kind of where you got to be folks very close very close very close very close very close
If I'm above 100k roofles, we're in for the night. We are in the green the money
We are in the money. I see a better idea John. I see a better idea
Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna come in fucking stacked and loaded to the brim. All right, my cock is swinging
I need you to break me an armor and a helmet and a red.
So an armored red.
Mm-hmm.
You think you got that for goop?
I got you.
I got that for a goop.
Thank you, Sharon.
Oh, goop?
I actually have the perfect map for us to go to.
I'm not even joking.
We're about to get 100 BMC kills each.
Easy peep.
Nice.
Easy peep.
Get the
Did you do the survey?
No, what's your mate?
You do a survey and you answer a bunch of questions totally totally seriously and take it totally serious um and
You uh
Get a bunch of shit for it. Which main game do you play peepee?
How would you like the current side? How would you rate the current side?
And do troll what do you see as the main purpose of side tasks?
I cannot answer. I'm not at liberty to say. What types of side tasks do you enjoy the
most? I like the ones where I cannot answer. I'm not at liberty to say. Which location
would you like to see more side tasks on? I cannot answer. I'm not at liberty to say.
Which side tasks do you consider uninteresting? Oh, that's easy. Cannot answer. I'm not at
liberty to say. Which types of side tasks do you think should be added or appear more
Frequently in the game. Oh, this is a good one. Can't answer. I'm not a little bit to say
What could motivate you to complete difficult the boy uninteresting side tasks?
money
What if
Also, cause Michael was actually I like I like I like the I like the cool vest that you get from killing killer
What influences your choice between trainers and alternative task pass? I
I didn't read the I read it, but I didn't understand it. I cannot answer
I'm not a living to say how often do you read the Lord descriptions of side tasks? I
Cannot answer, but not a little bit to say
How do you act in mind? Okay? I'm not a living to answer any of these fuck you
I'm getting my free
I love you you type fuck you
Hey, put that back since you might have to go hey, where's my free shit? Oh, let's go
Okay, now we're cooking John now we're cooking John I genuinely have a really good plan. Oh, yeah
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna take you.
By the way, Gigi's here, so we can't bring Gigi in
if we think they're gonna need help.
If we think, please.
If they do.
If they do.
Well, before we do that, I got one more good plan.
I got one more good plan.
I'm telling you, trust me, John's right.
I'm gonna pay a million dollars in three raids.
John, don't win, John.
I'm telling you, I have a good plan.
You have to put your faith in me, John.
Can you put it in me?
Can you put it in me?
fucking
Suggesting god damn it. Oh, that's so bad. Let's do it. I have confidence in us
Oh, you got my rig in my helmet
We're about to cook so fucking hard
We are about to cook so fucking hard. I'm we're about to be chef Ramsay and a
three-star restaurant with the Michelin star not the regular stars
three stars three months with three
missiles
missiles
that's right
let me tell you John we are about to
have infinite money infinite riches
infinite murder infinite killing no one
will stop us from our true destination
the path of salvation death and
destruction is our middle name and the
The swords and wits we use are the modern military technology such as the S25.
I will not rest, I will not stop until every enemy of mine is eviscerated in the battlefield,
laying dead there bleeding out in the sunlight while I take their goop and extract it to
sell on the dark market.
Wait, what does it call again?
Black market, sorry.
Did you just read that off of a script of Vikings, the TV show?
Yeah, it's not the rerun.
So I've never actually heard that is a good one. Yeah, it's really good. I like that ride
All right, let's get serious
Lockhead John, I think you goof on are you goof on around are you a you goof on around John?
Because I think what are you goof on around because I need you to lock the fucking right now
I'm not do boo goofing or do I just been genuinely half of my money to ensure my god half
right now the middle see that side of the middle you problem that you're broke
hmm how do you redeem all the active codes to get two up in cases week there's
active codes yeah there are codes we got to get them somewhere who knows the
code someone cheat someone cheat someone cheat someone tell me the codes
Come on nobody give me the code. No gatekeeping. No gatekeeping. No gatekeeping.
No gatekeeping. It's zero zero seven at home and that's a pretty good one. There's
also a PRK112RT apparently. I need space. I need space back to rain.
Oh there's a ton of hope in your mouth. Yeah just the thought of playing with you.
Rogus
Oh, but she goes well, but what good man good. Ah, man
Where's where do we need code? I'm just kidding. I'm actually been I
I see you I stream from
15 hours and then I streamed
With like six hours and then I see for 21 hours and I've gotten like
Well like 12 hours of sleep in between
Yeah
Where do you read it?
He's shooting down.
Why do you redeem it?
You have to close out of the game.
We're not doing that right now.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
We don't even have to.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
The chat is pushing all of it.
I'm going to take a picture.
I'm taking a picture.
Thank you, Mr. Savage Rock.
Thank you, Mr. Savage Rock.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm going to take a picture.
Oh, my goodness.
Can you send it?
Can you send it?
No.
I'm sorry.
Get your own bitch.
Get your own bitch.
Again, the guy.
Get your guy.
I'm the guy.
I'm the guy.
I'm the guy.
I'm the guy.
I'm almost ready.
Just to die instantly.
Hold on.
Do that.
Re-deeb.
Do that.
Re-deeb.
Do that.
Re-deeb.
Do that.
Re-deeb it.
Do that.
Re-deeb it.
Re-deeb it.
Re-deeb it.
I'm about to cook.
I'll tell you, everybody on this factory map is dead.
They better count their fucking days.
Yeah, well, they don't even have days. They don't even have hours. They've got to count them minutes
They better count them their minutes until we say goodbye to your loved one
Two and a half inches deep in the butthole. Mm-hmm. That's huge. I need to lie. We don't need to lie. All right, you caught me
I've got the one inch pun I said, but let me tell you something, Mr. John. Let me tell you something you do a little bit of that
the.
That.
Yeah, it works just the same.
It works just the same.
You're back.
You have my dog.
He's gonna go do something.
We what did that remind him to do?
Is he about to go put the bit activated butt plug in?
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
doing that from gimmick, by the way.
That's ours now.
We stole it.
You are Rubald Salad's peanut.
Buddy, I'm doing a one PMC kill
before the end of the night challenge.
All right, let's take this one step at a time, okay?
Let's take this one step at a time.
Let's take this one step at a time.
All right, I genuinely have not killed anyone yet. It's been an hour and a half
By the way, I'm coming in stacked this time. I'm coming in if I lose this kid. I'm gonna be so pissed. This is this is
You see John I got the coast to don't worry perfect
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss. Oh, I I said
What?
What?
That's a mosh.
What?
I said armor with a rig!
Also, how do you switch sides?
Oh.
Uh...
Left all and right click?
No.
Wait.
Fuck.
Here, here, here, take this.
He got it take that fearlock. I think you should think you should think you should think you should
I think I'll get some sort of like government assistance for helping you anyway
So 4,000 hours in game by the way, I do not have 4,000 hours top ones
I'm 6,000
Let's ride
Like the game looks kind of weird right now is it my settings I'm fucking this up
Yeah, you turned all your shit all the way up. It's gonna look like a cartoon. No, I did it back down
I did it back down when we were doing the thing. Oh
Can't talk shit about your computer responses there
Well, I did this
I don't know. It looks like kind of normal. Oh, yeah, I see you guys
but you're just a scab we're good we're good just a scab just a scab just a scab
I guess you should turn post effects off when I'm honest or when I'm on a bike map
Adam in demand oh right right right right I need to do that too oh much
better oh that looks way better yeah just whatever we're on maps like this is
turning post effects off oh that's my oh yeah oh my god I can see the road in
front of us that is much better much better
Locking.
Eh!
We screwed the underground book and it's using tons of stuff that would be like a big quarter to be out.
That gets 10x my money in one round.
There's no way there's three guys circle jerking and they're waiting for us to go.
Three big guys!
Bust on my thighs!
Eat my ass!
Like apple pie!
Don't worry, John. I actually have a plan to get us in there safe.
What we'll do is send you in first.
I have a better plan.
And then if you die, I'll just go away.
I have a better plan.
All right.
We should put your pen.
Nevermind.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
Locked in.
Oh, we should unlock icebreaker.
That would be a good idea.
How do we do that?
I don't know.
Well, let's do it.
I'm pretty sure that's pretty deep in the game.
I don't think we can do that one night.
Okay.
Well, can you do that one night?
Just assume we're the best players ever and never die.
Can we do that one night?
Wait, apparently you can do it.
Oh my god, apparently you can unlock it in one night.
Oh my god.
We should do that 100%.
Holy crap.
I thought that was like a deep game thing.
That's why I wasn't doing it.
We should do it.
We should do it.
We should do it.
Oh.
Got any bombs?
Uh, no, but I'm gonna crank my game up now.
As long as we go in here slowly and smart we'll be fine.
The door's open!
Is the door smart open?
I don't know.
Oh fuck, I'm in here already.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Hey!
Where's someone right?
Hello?
Do you feel...
It drops?
What?
Is it twitch drops?
I don't know if someone just said that.
I think they're...
They're trolling.
They're trolling, they're trolling.
Dude, they better not be.
It really cost...
It really cost $400,000.
Really dude they better not be you really cost it really cost $400,000 per entry into ice. Oh my god
You can do it
Half of one I do it. No, I came I have 50,000 I can do it one
Hey, I got mini tishonkas. You suckers me to suckers here here. Do we I got to sit the circle?
I got to sit the circle. Oh wait you won't give us a while. Okay. Oh, I got a key
I got a key you said college for safety. Oh my god. What is that good? Is that good? I don't remember not to share
You said college for safety. Is that good guys? Is that good?
2500 euros to leave it that map just sounds like it sucks that you have to pay to leave the map
Dude that map sounds horrible guys stupid bullshit is that fuck that map
No, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it
We're gonna do ice we get at least one time tonight. We got to it's our destiny manifest destiny
Drops are on peanut
I don't think so. I've never played that game I thought you'd never play Tarkov without officer
Well officer my joy tonight. That's why I played it
I'm with you
Okay, I just remember that play that I text you in the discord DM they go down to the DM
the school over there we do about that but I think car already left the car
already left you just started the read who you're making up lies that I think
honestly me lying is making it more confusing I'm just gonna straight up
say what we're doing
we got a lot of much a lot here
would you go would you go come to your left
I'm coming I'm coming and come on me
I
Mean the key to
The key to a big out you
Let me know what a big back after this week
Okay, okay, I ordered a taco bowl, and I'm just staring at it
Murdered a
I was murderous right now. Oh my goodness. I would suck off Ted home
One big back one bite of a big back. Oh my goodness. Oh, the fucking fragrance of a big Mac. Oh
It's one sniff of a big
We go we go right to the spot
I'm not seeing anything.
Eat your peepers open boys.
Eat your peepers open.
Eat your peepers open boys.
He wasn't so far.
No, no wizards, no wizards.
I'm seeing any goofy fellas.
Yeah, I don't see any goofballs.
He could go left and peek at the the lumber mill, but that was not it.
Who's that doing? You can check Pete his head rock. Yes.
See the city hoodlums on it.
I can't lose this kid. It is my best kid I have in my stash. Do you understand me so
I've got you sir. I lose this. I'm poor forever
Dude
What's that? What's that? Come on boys. Come on boys. There. Yes. He's right. Oh my god dead body right behind the tree
No joke. No joke. I'm joking
You see that, you see that?
The shots keep from this side, look at the holes.
You're sitting right where you're standing.
Look at the holes, look at the holes.
Is that scary? Should we go to lumber mill?
This guy's right here somewhere.
The range is starting, he has to be right here somewhere, right?
Okay. Yes.
It's always the ridge.
I forgot the ridge.
You react.
if if we think this clue means oh i'm by the dead body
do you stop to get jiggers not no if he got shot from we also there's a hole here another clue
If I killed this scab here where would I go
I see someone else, my logs, over to the left, got you here, I see Steve, did you know where
we are it's over this orange truck I'm running up to I'm gonna bum rush them I
think it's a scav and people don't truck I see you I see you I'm gonna see the
Watch
This is a scav. Okay, we're sure that we should push it
I see you sure I see you sure. Oh my god. Oh my god. I see you. I see you. I see him where
Yeah, oh my god, oh my god
We're cooking work. Okay. No way. There's two day guys up here with the hell
be this guy was killed by me oh and this guy was killed by the other guy oh
for the price of one double what we just he's just lose those guys we should leave
no no no we have to do seven to we have to this is massive this is massive
lock it lock it lock the fuck in lock in John lock it dude I'm locked in taking
another bite of my talkable what this guy has the ugliest gun I've ever seen
Oh, I got an inscr-pack, about in raid two for the quest.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I just had a really bad gamer neck.
My nose was touching my monitor for a sec there.
I have to grab this.
There's nothing I can't do.
Come grab these helmets. Come grab these helmets.
If you want a level 4 helmet, it's on this body.
Oh no, you take it. Wait, wait, wait. I can't.
It's right here. We'll just leave it.
Wait, wait, wait. How many lackeys does Mr. Sturmbushy have?
It's two right. What size backpack do you have? Do you need a bigger one?
Yeah, you need a bigger one. Yeah, you need a bigger one.
Got yours? Okay.
We should do this right out of the open when we should die.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm doing it right here and I'm not moving, okay?
We're over here! We're over here!
Don't look at us, we're training loon! We're over here!
Okay, take that and then I took the rig out of it so I could put my stuff in it.
Did they take one time out of the open?
I was taking one time out of the open!
He's packing his backpack!
Go go go go go! You can find Sherman's guards! You can find Sherman's guards!
Yeah, he's next to one of them! It is! It is! One down, one down!
There's only one more guard, one more guard!
There's a dead body next to him.
Oh, that's just a scab. You promise?
I mean, I'm in the, I'm in the, the, the cabins.
Oh shit.
You gotta get so much keep boys, you gotta get so much keep.
What, never thousand dollars?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I remember what people were talking about.
We can take what we need to have from I don't know this is it I feel alive I feel alive
Okay, perfect. I'm in the middle of the entire chasers high forever with drugs
They should play out well for me
Is it the guard after you a real guy? I
Take the guard because they sucked
Where's your god? Where's your god? I don't know from where
I
Said to watch the talkers for the question. Well, oh yeah, yeah, those were mine that I gave you fuck yourself
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. Okay, I'm gonna go fucking eat them. It's fucking fucking my dick
My dick is dead, but where were you getting stuff from ways it was the guard with the garden squoze squoze
What I got one I got one
Adam use a red garage our red garage nice nice. That was a GTA. Was it was it was it gone was it gone over the guys
Oh
Got that one too. You do what to do the automatic silence. Yep. Hey, who are these guys? Are they real guys?
Well, one was a guard one was a staff what happens when you have to go for sure this body up go for sure this body
Hold on got to be good
He's already looted
What?
What?
He's a god!
What? Wait, he's not looted? I don't understand that. Wait, someone did take his key.
Wait, but who took his god?
Maybe he dropped it for insurance.
He did take his key!
He did take his key from the box!
Then...
What?
Actually, I'm gonna open the crate, I'm gonna open the crate.
We should try to save it, we should try to save it for that quest.
I can just buy it for the quest and give you the key, maybe.
I thought you had to find it and bring it for the quest.
You might.
Guys, should we save it for the quest or open it?
Should we save it for the quest or open it?
Open it, okay, I'm open, I'm open, I'm open, I'm open, I'm open.
Woo, woo, woo!
Move around, go over the box, go over the box.
Get his box, get his box, so-
Where are you at, where are you at?
I'm over in the red building.
I'll come, I'll come to the box.
Is there one that's really open?
Yeah, we...
You hear that? What are you, what?
I screamed, you're at Sturm's box, don't wanna look.
You think you're so much...
Is that you coming? Is that you coming?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Ooh, ooh, fire steel, fire steel.
Ooh, beep, beep, beep, beep!
7.62, ooh, talk 30, talk 30, ooh!
Ooh, ooh.
Wait, wait, I do got this one around here.
TBG-14, can you say that good?
Yeah, yeah.
That's extractable from my house, Chris.
Oh, you're right.
Oh my god, we should go there.
You got this one for him.
Got this one for him.
You can be the next bait for me.
You can search, you can search.
I'm an idiot.
Okay, thank you.
Alright, let's go.
Hey, move, move, move, move!
Go, go, go!
Don't take the rig, Peter.
It's up.
It's fucking symmetrical, you dumb bitch!
It's five months! It's four by four!
There!
It's the other two on top of the other two!
There you go, there you go!
There you go, there's nothing else I can do.
It's a fucking square!
I'm too fine, I'm too fat, I'm too fat!
Don't let me die, please!
John, please, I need this!
I need this, John, John, but I need this!
Please!
I fucking need it!
I
Want to move on the move
Wait do you have city 14 or 16?
We should do we check for the ballot he caught inside the black. Yes, you know no
We'll check right here. It's right here for this black SUV as well
No, I'm getting shot at them. Oh
Shit I'm a site
I
Am see him
You on the left yeah
I don't see a good boss.
I'm not a good boss.
There was another one.
There was another one in my life.
I would have.
Oh my God.
I literally couldn't lose that rain. That was so huge for me to lose that was like everything
I was like that was anything that was everything you got him. Oh, no, I guess start boys
First of all, what are your big Mac? Second of all, we got him right where we want him.
Got him right where we want him. We got him. Let me tell you the iron is heating up the
iron oil is heating up we are getting ever so closer ever so closer to a
major way mm-hmm and sermon and sermon
it's a little bit of an excellent brain
I thought I think that XP alone is worth it I could have been that just
happened I I'm taking the highs and lows of this game would make a goop of
There's highs a moment there they're ones just a short short spell I felt
Felt good enough. Oh
There was a warm summer night. I felt so he's blowing through my hair balls
like I was in
the snowy mountains of
I could remember the word for the one that starts with a C where all the people smoke weed.
What is that one?
Canada?
No, it's Colorado.
Oh, if I was in the Stoic Mountains of Colorado and someone just had me a warm jacket, feels
like a big bear hug from your mom.
It's just a short spell there.
I felt on top of the world.
I felt new again.
I felt reborn.
Fresh.
And then it was snatched away from me.
And then everything that I loved and everything that I want was snatched away from me and
then it's gone.
All right.
I'm going to order my burgers.
I'm telling you, John, if I can get some food in me, we can actually cook tonight.
I feel it.
I feel like if I get some food in me, we can cook tonight.
We can fucking cook tonight.
I was saying I was going to go a bit early,
but I did that funny little thing where I poured
those gummies in my mouth.
So like, I'm good.
Well, if Officer Hot Shot, I'm still, I don't want to,
I don't want to, because I told that you only played half
tonight.
So.
Hey.
Swapping is the officer.
Our OG OG.
And if he comes back to Tarkov, I've got him.
I've got to hang it up and let the man Tarkov.
That's right. That's right. That's right. You're a good man, Mr. John.
You're a good man. You're a good man.
Although I doubt he was right. He's quite a slippery bastard.
Quite a slippery bastard.
Now you're reeling him in.
An excellent game play.
You think so?
You think I'm reeling him in with the extra gaping?
Honestly, I am going to see us die every time and be like, dude,
I got to get in on this.
Oh, yeah, I got to get out of this action.
I got to get out of this action.
So I'm wondering if Big Mac would take it.
Perfect, perfect.
Here we go.
Two big bags.
Two big bags.
Here we go.
All right.
Let's rustle and bustle.
Let's rustle and let's bustle.
Is Jinji joining?
Is Jinji joining?
Jinji!
Please, for the love of God, help us.
You joining?
I'll see you. I'll see you.
I'll see you. I'll see you.
Welcome.
All right. I've got one. What's
it? Okay. I've got a couple more
snipers. Let me take a look at
the maps. Let me see what we can
excel at.
Not too shabby we guys wait before we do that I see we do the main storyline question
We can get to the icebreaker. Which one is it is it boreas? Wait, what do you what do you need to do?
I don't know is it two or falling skies bat? Yeah, or boreas that I have to do. I'm guessing it's boreas
I see an icy ship
Did you hold up? Yes. Yes. Yes, that is the one
Did you give the case to proper?
What case? Oh
Fuck I don't think he's done any storyline class
I'm ready nothing. Does he have to do I don't okay, so I don't know about that part chat
I don't know if you can answer but
Does he have to do the proper task to be able to go or no?
I mean where I do not need to I need to do boring
I find out from traders more about the connection between the terror group and paradigm shipping. Oh
I got I think we is that we have to like talk to him in the thing. It's the paradigm
them right who do I have to talk who do I talk to um did you already talk to
mechanic I don't know I'm press visit I'm pressing visit to go to mechanic and
talk to him okay so this is the only problem you might need the three military
power filters. I'm in rain. Oh, that's fine. That's not it. How I skip this? And your
trainer is all being level one. Doesn't really help. Wait, what? Oh, my gosh. Wait, I got
body ass done. There we go. What level are your traders being at? Level one. Oh my gosh.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, now I have to repair the equipment under the cellular tower on woods
to look at the equipment under the cellular tower on woods.
You guys know what that is?
And what do I need?
What do I... what, what, what?
I don't think...
I don't think you need...
Oh, oh, wait, you need a toolkit.
Hey, how many do you want?
Just one.
But so it doesn't use it whenever you do it?
Okay, okay. Please, please, please, please.
I only have for a needed one, because it was one spot.
Wait, you know what we should do? You guys should bring the toolkit in that way, I don't have to buy it.
I'll just go and say, do you want me to bring you one? I've got plenty.
That would be great.
How much money do you have, Zinzi?
That would be great.
Well, I have 20 mil, but my stash is completely full with 20 boxes.
I would be just SPD. It's like, good, but not good enough for me to care about if I lose it.
Oh my god!
Shoot, Osamu, ask me.
It is good to see you return to the Bloodstake Fields of Tarkar.
Do not let the adversity of wizards dull your ravenous thirst for group bongus.
The emperor endures.
So shall it bongus.
Let the fools bring wizards.
We bring beta fire.
The heretics.
Holy emperor!
Um guys, what I'm gonna need from you guys is just like one thing.
Okay.
All right, that's gonna be some armor and a helmet and a headset and a rig
All right, you think you guys can do that?
What do you you pick what you want to bring John and I'll pick the other you pick
I'll do maybe armored rig
All right, perfect
I need a big I need a big okay
You got that to a century
I
Did you yes, indeed. I do. Thanks boys. Did you watch a game again?
Not allergy
Wait, well, how are you guys so high level this way? Did you guys fucking play?
Yeah, I did. What do you mean? I
Played the first three weeks. Oh boy. Do me to me to what?
You guys can turn me
I
Didn't play together
You selected the wrong map. Oh shit my bad. Oh my god
Unless you're feeling something
We go there we go there we go there we go there we go
1850 win very soon very soon. We will have the 8k 15 on grass. No need to worry boys
You play without us
Hmm. Hmm.
Wait, you know, do you do any heals?
I would, but I don't want him to get jealous of us.
I wouldn't want landmark.
I don't want to show landmark up in front of his cronies, boys.
Double boys, let's keep it in the house. Let's keep it in the house.
Um, no, I don't need heals. I'm all good. I'm all good.
Okay.
I was actually landmarks mentor out of everything. He knows start to finish to this day
What a good for the sake let me tell you the highest is class the highest is class the blip is back with the blip is not backwards
Is a bug you later? Oh my?
He got his following, now he can play the game he wants to play.
I don't know if it's that deep.
You know what's funny guys?
You know what's actually funny, what's funny is whatever I left Tarkov to go play Arc Raiders,
they were like, you can't fucking leave Tarkov.
Tarkov made you, Tarkov made you.
And then when I left Arc Raiders, they go, you can't leave Arc Raiders, Arc Raiders made
you.
You
Where I was made somebody tell me where I was made I'll do this is home base. I'll tell you that this is home base
I'll get I'll tell you that this is home base
but
What's made you what's made you?
Hmm talk I was definitely home base out home base for so home base for so
Oh, hmm, brings you back, brings you back.
Mr. Mingus, oh, Mr. Mingus would be so proud of us tonight.
Mr. Mingus would be so proud.
God rest Mr. Mingus' soul when he died
in that Las Vegas hotel under mysterious circumstances
with 14 miles of black tar heroin in the heart of Africa.
Oh Mr. Mingus, Mr. Mingus.
Sad day, sad day.
There's a baby that's right, that's right. It's Doctor, oh sorry, Doctor Mingus, Doctor Mingus, my apologies.
Dr. Mingus, Dr. Mingus.
Genetic!
What?
Where the hell are you?
I'm in the lobby.
Oh for fuck's sake, I see that this game has changed so much.
Something's never changed, maybe.
Something's never changed. Hope you don't. Get out of here. Get out of here.
There we go. Alright.
Hope you don't. Hope you don't. Hope you don't.
Alright boys, listen. This is the plan.
you listen you listen closely yep John you listen closely
John sounds like he is he sounds like he's you're gonna see hopefully you can
maybe you can maybe you can teach him a thing or two let me tell you the plan I
think that's a lost cause I'm sorry boss infiltrate the dealer find the
supplier okay right that's the plan here that is the plan and no matter what we do no matter what
above all else I don't care what map run I don't care a lot we've been playing I don't care what
guns we got above all else John goes first John goes first in the battle sounds good to me
Let's RIDE!
I
Where are we
Oh
We do you know what these places are
I do I do know where we need to go
I was fake good. I was gonna fake shoot him and you have no idea how close like I actually like pushed down on the button
I'm so like I forgot how serious it is and I actually like I pushed out on the button. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. That was
That was scary
that was scary
I swear to God, we are not starting this game. You bitches tell me, whenever you tell me to
remove the iCop, then you guys just tell me to put it back on. I'm keeping the iCop on.
Fuck you. It's cool.
all right come on gag
is this level 4 bullshit wait is that level 3 now or level 4
what is it
oh I don't know they just look big and fun
4 share 4
the right boys. Um I checked the right spawn but I didn't see anything. I killed that.
I killed that scav right there. Okay you know what the goons spawn? Oh no I forgot.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
I forgot.
I'm here and shooting there, Yonder.
Let's go kill him.
Peanut, focus up.
There's this radio tower.
Also, by the way.
Yeah.
Apparently.
Oh my.
We're going out, we're going out, we're going out, we're going out.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I've never seen a hotpot like that.
I even know that was in.
Jesus Christ.
It's nearly a half a second from 129 days.
Apparently if one person gets the new iceberg map, they can bring other people.
Really?
They don't even need it.
Yeah.
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Well, I need to get ten kills over at Snuggler on the shoreline of Gazz.
Oh!
I heard it's easy.
Let's just do it real quick.
That way we get all happy.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not that bad.
Don, you could be in this quest, not do it right now.
Is that your shooting job?
Yeah, I'm coming, Sturman.
I'm over to the left.
You can miss your submission?
Yeah.
Good work, Dive!
He's my special unit, Dive.
I did it for us.
where you guys going?
um...
where the goons run?
ooo
be careful
be careful
there could be anyone looking
in the servers
this is real
oh hey guys, here you are
wow
this is a shallow life service dad
nah, that's an imposter
ah
Oh
Stripage long-lost cousin
Furman
He's dead don't worry guys. I got this. Thank you. Is that p.m. C? Oh, I thought I thought oh my god
I thought it was John.
Please.
Please.
I thought that was John.
He said, oh my god.
That was John.
That was John.
That was John.
Most of them.
I thought you were dead John.
They're going to find my killed Tina and then
Ginger got revenge and killed me.
Did I stabs there?
What is that?
Very nice.
Oh, 246 stabs there.
We're goobie, we're goobie.
Oh, look.
I'm actually packing.
I'm actually packing.
I'm going to be looking.
I've got a side on right now, and I've got a motion with 246.
Chor's got suck up and got T-46 over here!
Okay, can you shut your mouth?
Yeah, Pino, that was dumb.
Wait, this has little fire planes. I feel like it's wobbly-wobbly.
No, it's too low.
I have Timmy legs, so I can't really carry anything.
I have Timmy legs, too.
Wait, I'm still not green. I'm overweight with just a gun.
What carry stuff for you? I'll give you a few extra.
Wait, I forgot you have Pino on me.
me and coconut stayed up and kept playing like after everyone else fell off yeah and then it was
like a day left for the blood moon so I just stayed on to make sure that happened before
where everyone got on again.
Ah, fantastic.
Fantastic.
So how long did you stay up for, Total?
Genji.
All the people she is, not even at her PC,
and she's still playing some out right now.
She's tripping the fuck out.
You guys, he got a Glock.
I think everyone's to put around four paint.
Glock is just a code word for God,
they go to your hand.
because more than what I normally do I'm feeling great for every pixel a guy
who shots shots to the right
he's got a few boys he's got a few guys he's gonna go
I
Did you call the beer keyboard?
No, no, no, no, I actually went for my bed
You brought the keyboard with you
I fell asleep earlier whenever everyone was still playing the game
the game mr. Stripussy is still alive I tell you what whenever whatever we can
go that we're done whatever we're done doing the quest we should go then we
should go cure Sturman yeah I agree mm-hmm you know the guy or Sturman's
The guy, yeah, Furman, his long-lost cousin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr. Furman, gave me a dream.
Mr. Furman, make it the best you've ever seen.
Mr. Furman, fought on my ass.
Mr. Furman, hit my belly and make me fuck ass.
I think. It's a sex thing. Oh, okay. Is this where both of them are? What the hell's
the sex? What do you mean? You have to locate it and then repair it. Oh. Okay. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. I might be scabbing in front of us. Did you rip out the red tower? Yeah,
have. Oh, thank the heavens. Why do they move like that? Okay, that one actually acts
as like a plane. It was not. It was scary. I did do it. I forgot. I'm repairing the transistor
whoop drive thruster
Don't worry gentlemen hyphen drive will be at maximum capacity maximum capacity it is right now
You need a this
Boys I see we visit the you said camp I can die now, right?
The question doesn't require me to survive. It just is report back to mechanic
Hey, here, look! You're not safe!
No way!
Now we're looking fly, boys!
Looking drippy!
Alright, let's go to U-Shack Camp, boys.
I'll have to fix my two arms.
Because somehow, whenever they shoot you in the chest, it blows off both of your arms.
your arms. That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Boys, I say we quickly run right through Yusek camp.
Who?
Somebody to the left.
A scavenger.
We go right through Yusek camp, evict rate
everywhere that they go right from Mr. Bussey.
We keep boys.
Yeah, but there's a scab to the left, and he's warning.
There's no scab.
OK, he's on it.
You're trying to fool us.
Thank you. Thank you. It's propaganda. He's trying to get us killed
John is supreme leader keep John
Have you got a second yeah, that would be kind of cool everyone just does anything you wake up and think of doing that day
fucking sweet
I'm beeping the other child to keep up. I've got to see nothing. I'm beeping I'm beeping I'm peeping
Oh, that guy's watching. That guy's watching.
Oh my gosh, I found a tank better.
Let me handle it boys. Stay back.
Got him!
Nice work.
Gotcha.
I'm going to quench my thirst right now, I'm going to quench my thirst, oh my thirst is
So
My this is so
All right, oh, I just clenched it
Quenched it
In something little about the second camp
It's a
I'm dropping some gasoline, is there any more gasoline?
Well, I guess we got your ride for Mr. Sturburcy ASAP.
Ooh, that's cool, let's go!
I haven't heard him been shooting.
Maybe he killed all his adversaries.
We'll get a little something, something. We'll get a little something, something.
I'm gonna loot all these to see if there's...
...a military filter just in case.
I'm gonna go kill Mr. Subwasy.
Stand...
...back!
Stand back!
All right, I'm right in front of you. No, you're not. I'll go with you.
Enemy right in front of me, Killium!
Oh. Oh.
There's something jumping.
Ooh, you're jumping. I like your offer.
On how you pitched playing games tonight. Who was it?
Hey, everybody I've asked said no. You're the last one.
You keep on playing games tonight.
I only asked one guy before you, dumbass.
I
Say 12 I don't even have 12 friends
John you understand I asked you last because I hate you
Those one those what I want you to see what happened. Yeah, thanks for clearing things up
You're no problem.
Be sure he's on the same page.
All right, sir,
was he better not be dead?
I want a piece of him.
I want a piece of him.
Big ol' PMC over by that big ol' rock.
Is he alive?
Is he alive?
Nope, he's dead.
Oh, good work.
Oh, no way.
Remember, there's three of us, probably three of them.
I found a military power filter do you see that for your question I know I
didn't need it because I gave my item to popper would you kill his diet right
I'm on top of them oh we need big old peasy that guy bought the game today no
There's another one. He's larger. Oh, is that what he's typing?
Is that what you're typing?
Yeah, I just saw this, yeah.
Oh.
It startled me.
It startled me.
Needles, something's on the needles.
Ooh, goateen, oh my god, I'm gonna be repping my set all up and down my block all night.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, he's still alive! He's still alive!
Yeah, yeah.
I told you!
Stand back! I'll handle him! Stand back!
I'm gone retreating as fastly as possible.
There's me coming up on you, don't kill me.
Soon come around me, I'll kill him!
Oh my god.
Stand back, boys! Stand back!
I will handle Mr. Serbicea alone!
Lock him.
Yeah, surely.
I killed him last raid, did you? You know that?
Did he survive?
No.
Stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, I got it.
Don't kill him, I'm with him.
I'm with blocks, blocks.
I need this, I need this to prove myself.
Down in the middle.
Down in the middle by the wood blocks.
I got eyelash stuck in my eye.
Where's he, where's he?
It's in front of Gray.
Pushing the cars?
I hope he'll be able to see him.
Wait, he moved, he did move.
Where you going, where you going?
I don't know.
I do I see one of his guards
Got down go down. Yeah, I'm so scared
He's still there for sure I'm gonna run back and hide behind Genji. I guess you might get you. I see some moving
There was another guard God be dead
nice yeah in reality John did nothing that is correct that is correct that's
what is mr. supercy he's the final one show yourself demon
can you protect me oh my god is that you do that you do what that I'm here yeah
That's us oh you scared the poop. I mean what do you mean we've been here the whole time
Sorry, you sorry. I don't see what she's supposed. He's still there, dude. Oh, oh fuck
Wait, wait, wait, don't kill that scab don't kill us scab. There's a player over at checkpoint by the car
Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?
I don't see what that's what this guy was shooting at
Okay, I'll try to get angle this bitch
I don't see him either
I think I'm gonna have to get close to personal boys. I think I'm gonna have to get close to personal
This cab's not a good anymore
Cuz I did not see him leave that area I'd be hilarious
And I only heard the scav shoot push up push up to a shibbon
I'll go here, I'll go here.
Okay, I'm behind you.
I tried it.
That's my friend over there.
Hi.
Welcome, John.
Today we'll be killing Mr. Sturbing.
Yes, we will, and we will take no-
There he is, there he is.
I'm still fucking scared.
Can you move it now?
Got him!
One shot, one kill.
Hehehehehe.
And that's why you don't mess with the modulator.
That's why you don't mess with the modulator, boys.
They call me peanut never mess.
Ooh, a little sweet tea.
Oh, he did have her on.
I knew it.
I knew it.
That's pretty good.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Yeah.
There's a tower here where we actually were standing at the beginning.
Little jump, little jump, little jump.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty sure that's the guy.
Oh, he's gone further back.
Here we go.
I
Got this don't worry boys you guys have fun over there the buglet is on the case
Bap bap bap bap
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
How many pieces you got?
Alright there you have his key
I'm gonna go open Sherman's box
I'm gonna go open Sherman's box
Put my hand in
I'll put your hand in his box
I'll put my hand in Sherman's box
Really? You will live through that?
Of course
Ginty thinks I'm a fool John
John, she does not know our real, uh, what is it?
JINJI, we have not got any single time tonight.
John, I was literally watching streaming, dumbass.
That was AI.
I deafened so I couldn't hear her false prophecies.
I don't want to hear it, JINJI.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah!
Ah!
$94.
Hey, what the fuck?
Yes!
Oh my gosh.
I got a lab skeet going, I got a lab skeet going.
oh no way calling her name we where's the purple cards want to get in this in
this black car
so I'm a different way by the idiot what's that oh another like that guy is not
feeling too good nowadays he's hurting
I
Don't see it there guys. I don't know where it's watching there. Is it there?
Yeah, if you don't see it
So we go out skirts and maybe
For a change I have all the way we I got to eat some food and eat some water
I got to do the couch I got to do the couch too. I'm a little I need some food
I mean I mean I mean I need stuff like I need like
I got food and water food but like food is money
I need food by the end
Player scav, player scav is all in the end
All in the end, all in the end
This poor guy
Pina I got food for you
No liar liar, play for hire
Oh mayonnaise, mayonnaise
Pina it's gonna make you dehydrate
Oh my god
Oh
Oh, well time to wash it down with some pineapple juice
This is gonna taste so good I was gonna put pineapple juice on my next drink and now I don't want to
I'll do it man. It is instead
Something
Are you guys you guys chill out over there? I gotta get some good from inside of the things
Is that you John where I just came out of a trailer?
No, I don't know maybe the
Rb mp11 is that something I'm just sitting in a trailer all scared there's people shooting kind of
I can write down on the boys I like
Oh, what oh my gosh fuck me. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
You're an idiot. I'm having a heart attack. You're an idiot. Fuck you John
There was actually someone running up on me too. I thought they knew where it was. Is there an eight on me? I'm fucking dead
You just gave JG an extra sense of crisis. You happy?
I am sorry, I forgot Jinji was in Iraq
I'm gonna do this last guy and then we should battle all right boys
Should be safe
Oh
My goodness boys, I just got the 56 as in me
Yeah, 56 56
I'm back of gray, please don't kill me.
back of gray
I accept your challenge
I'm gonna be a little slow, okay
The beat of a Chucky Bucky
With dangling a banana in front of your face make you move faster
God's got some you can dangling from my face
Come here
And put those little things people wore to theaters to make them see farther
Oh, I'm not moving faster. I'm coming faster
Monocle. That's the word.
Monocle.
How do we get in?
There was a tree over this way, so be careful.
It was choosy? Where?
Oh, oh, oh.
Nyan nyan.
It's on fire.
God, she thinks we're idiots.
Dude, she's gaslighting us.
Gingy, quit gaslighting us.
Oh my God.
Is the only thing I know how to do?
Gaslighter, gaslighter.
Well, there's a dead player right here actually.
Gaslighter, that's not even...
No, no, no, right here.
You'll be okay?
Push shot.
Got him.
Another one, Genji.
Water him.
I can't run for shit.
I can't run for shit.
I can't run for shit.
We should just jump into the extract first to see if he dies.
I like that idea, you know?
I'm going, I'm doing it.
There's a dead body up here.
Seems safe.
There's another dead body.
Oh, there's just a straddle.
Thank you.
Another dead body.
Mine has just a straddle and then I zoom in and it's gone.
Is everybody okay?
Yeah, now there's seven scabs, I got four of them.
It was one of them.
She's gaslighting, she's gaslighting.
She's doing it again.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Is this gonna be our first survivor of the day?
Oh fuck me.
We guys, is this our first survivor? I think it is.
Easy.
We had almost uh...
James John.
Yeah dude.
We missed our first survivor of the day! We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
Dude, if I get...
Fucking mortared or something right here, I'm gonna be so upset.
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
My ass off.
to kill our friends.
Uh.
Oh.
Follow me, boy.
Follow me again.
Oh, you're too good.
Ah!
Okay, okay, good.
Come on, get your daddy
Look at John over there just leaving us behind
Perfect perfect perfect
Well now we know who's dying first before us
Oh
Lakes three times and they were blacked out and my whole body was red yeah
The first person I
Killed was
My big bags my big bags are here my big bags are here!
My big bags!
I'm gonna take another drink.
I have returned, I have returned.
Because I'm telling you when I eat this Big Mac, I'm about to be re-duper died.
I have not eaten so long, I'm about to be powered up.
I'm about to boot up.
I'm gonna boot the fuck up. I'm gonna put the fuck up. Give me like give me like two minutes. Oh my goodness
Some chicken nuggets
I'm gonna be put it up. Oh my god. I'm gonna be put it up. What about to go so full and hard to pay? Oh
My goodness, let me see where that quest is
I gotta go talk to mechanic, one second.
Okay.
I think we have to go play a lighthouse now, for the pirate digum.
I think you're fucking towering me by money, bitch.
I'm back!
Welcome back.
To be honest, I don't really care about it.
If you're talking about the night, Commander, what's the matter?
I think we're talking the night, the rogues, man.
Or I thought the rogues were just killing everybody.
Why aren't you streaming?
Who, Peter?
Huh?
Why aren't you streaming?
Because I don't want to.
Can you tell me if you're 120-hour marathon?
Oh, yeah.
Can you get other stuff?
Uh, secretive?
Oh my gosh, I forgot to give Pina the military filter.
Oh
That's good
Okay, yeah, please show information ct
Mechanic
We go look at him real quick
We could carry a panel visit
Oh, yeah, he's got a fucking hammer on him you can tell yeah, he's gotta be packing
I mean he wraps that thing around wasting him up. I don't understand. He's got a tube sock filled with
Bull pork
He looks like a guy that you walked on his nicely fresh cut grass and he probably punched a shit at you.
With his huge cock.
With his huge cock.
I'm stepping on your grass, I'm stepping on your grass.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Please don't hit me with your massive cock.
I'm bouncing on it, I'm bouncing on it.
Let me see.
I think I accepted the quest.
I'm rigged for Jager.
Yeah, it's quite handsome as well.
You're a great for your mom.
Big Mac's distracting them from being offended.
Oh, you're welcome.
Mm-hm.
Delicious.
Okay, obtain the paradigm shipping documentation.
Where's that at?
I know you're saying the paradigm too.
Ha ha ha.
Where is it?
Where is it?
It's actually a paradigm. I just think it's funny to call it the Parag Digum.
Fuck you. Fuck yourself.
What was that?
We have to go to Lighthouse. Yeah, it's at the train yard.
Where's the train yard at in Lighthouse?
Faster rogues.
Only peanut gets out of breath for a big mac.
Oh
Pass the road in the bright side. Yes, it's past the road like at the train yard
We're gonna die
Well on the bright side we could get a spot over there. There's two new spawns over at the train yard
We so if someone spawns over there, they're just like locked off from the rest of the map until they kill the road
too much
The developers of this game are genuine like fucking gorillas, like how would they ever
think that that's a good idea.
You get a spot over there, you literally can't participate in the match until you finish
up your entire rogue camp.
Dude, some people love it though because they get to kill all the rogues before you even
get to the front gate.
I got some freaks.
You asked me.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm.
Oh.
All right.
Oh.
All right, he's done.
I'm turning the big back.
Oh shit.
I'm turning the big back.
Why are you-
Wait, all the fries first?
I like that.
Yeah, fries first, fries first.
You're just gonna make dog fries?
It's all, although it would be improved with ketchup, you and me ketchup.
Those fries.
Oh, you know.
Mm-hm.
It's all though it would be improved with ketchup you and you catch up those fries. No, you don't
Salted and then you just kind of set
Oh peanut. I got that armor and helmet. I was holding for you
You think he's eating the burger or just straight coming
Yeah, it could be either by the sounds of it
like
What you got for me boss? Oh?
Nothing I carry this stuff out. I was supposed to give you and so did Genji get fucked
You were supposed to carry down oh
Yeah, I thought I was gonna drop it an extract I can just bring it correct guys. I it says route unknown under my house. Oh
My god, you don't have my ass. Are you fucking kidding me? We have okay?
We have to go to woods or reserve and transit over there.
It's one step forward and ten steps back.
Every single thing we find out about peanut.
Now, I would say we should go to Shoreline actually and transit to Lighthouse because I'm pretty sure.
Where's it reserved? Hold on.
it where's the which um transit is by the train is it reserve
i don't know
i don't know what she's talking about i just think she's talking to you right now no no no no no
we don't know anything if we if we go to reserve and transit to the lighthouse
then we will spawn by the transit. I forgot to do this. Can you run that by me over time?
Oh my gosh. What is this? I forgot to do this. Can you run that by me over time? Yeah,
I need to look at the trend there real quick. I can't remember where it's at.
I'm getting more danced boys.
I'm looking at it.
You know, I'm just staring at this bag. You're so fucking hot.
Thank you.
Oh God, I wish that was the grapes.
I've completed fucking my second big man.
I'm fucking breathing.
It's time for the game.
It's time for the game.
Time for the game.
I'm gonna go wash up all the back.
I'm gonna wash up and then it's action time.
It's time to bring the hurt.
Time to bring the power!
John, I need you to bring me...
...that rig and helmet, okay?
It was armor and helmet.
Armor and helmet, okay!
I'll be back, I'm gonna watch up and then it's game time!
Get your fucking game faces on!
What the fuck is-
He was out of breath when he said motherfuckers.
Oh god, there's big mess everywhere.
Dude, oh my god.
Okay, we got good reserve guys.
Govington sent. I was so excited to purchase Seven Days to Die and learn how to play by
watching Mr. Nut. Alas, all I learned to do is make an axe out of fucking rocks.
I have returned.
Welcome back.
I have returned.
His room is just empty McDonald's bag,
Big Mac Bosses, cross Buddha Rage kids.
They're not gonna lie to you.
I usually keep this face pretty clean.
With all these long streams, I've been,
I was shocked how clean it is.
It doesn't look good.
The little room was.
I actually have three different fast food trashes
in one large paper McDonald's bag.
I got like five days ago.
That's pretty I'm I am I am like I am like generate ours. I I I
I
Yeah, I'm on as in gold level like three and a half. I'm dead. I'm getting there
I'm I'm getting up there on the trash scale
I'm not
Good lad, see you, good lad, see you, good lad.
Thank you, my boy, for your day, my wife.
You did it, Mr. Blinch.
Mr. Da, good to see you, Mr. Blinch.
Good to see you, good Mr. Blinch.
How are you on this fine, slur Saturday, you f***ing...
Hope you are doing swell.
Thank you, my wife, seriously, that's very kind of you.
Thank you, my wife.
Thank you, my wife.
What is the point of a golden capitrain?
I don't know.
Dude, it's the golden capit for 24 hours.
Wait, guys, how is that not so super stupid?
Like, is that...
Yeah, but it's like it's a special thing because it's only one person in your category every 24 hours.
I don't know what that means, but listen, guys, wouldn't it not be easier to just unlock Lighthouse?
He's an asshole.
We can.
How long does that take? Because I have every other map unlocked in several Lighthouse.
Um...
You could just look at your quest, I think?
Wait, one quest doesn't.
Let me see. I don't know what's going on.
Lighthouse!
That's the paradigm shipping document, looking the Raya Bida outpost.
Almost bedtime.
Which one doesn't?
Which one doesn't?
Two calories on two minds.
Hold on, wait, I need my YouTube channel response.
Two words?
To work really good to work
Access the secret tier group facility head over the cash mechanic 20,000. Yeah, whoa. No, thanks
All right. Okay. All right. We're gonna try to 20,000. We're
Don't have $40,000
And no thanks
Oh good thinking John
Good thinking John. Oh my goodness. I'm bringing a firework. I'm promoting you to my most elite
I'm sure you
You know I most
employee
All right, we're there one piece ago
That ACP 45. Oh, there we go. Okay. All right now we're cooking now we're cooking
I
So I think if you if we want you can pick between the two you get the transit spawn
Transit spawn of the train that where we need to go we can either go woods or we can go reserve
What's 100% what's what's what's what's what's I'm telling your whole time I've been hiding
screen.
Reserve.
Good thing.
That's right.
Very convincing.
Don't worry.
We're going to reserve.
We're going to reserve.
There's no need to worry.
There's no need to worry.
What if he throws her loop and actually reserve?
Do you want to have a second?
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Do you want that? Do you want that?
All right, let's do it. Ready?
Rayboss?
Rayboss.
What are the fireworks do?
I don't know.
I'm selecting
reserve.
As we speak,
the server has been selected.
Could be dying. Could be even, could be double-eyed.
What do you think I'm going with it? BAM! We're back on reserve. What if I don't even want to do this whole plan?
I go factory and I move to France. You're so confused. You have no idea where I went.
I then moved to Italy. Then after that, you're looking for me in France, but you're already two months too late.
You find out that I'm in Italy based off a tip of you got to one from Canada, but I'm already in Ireland while you're searching for me in
Italy, I'm already halfway across the ocean to Australia buying kangaroos and making a sanctuary you hear about my sanctuary on the news
But by then I'm already in South America playing Arc Raiders on city servers. Oh my god. You have no idea what I'm doing
You have.
It's a.
It's a.
It's a.
It's a.
10 minutes later camped out behind a Walgreens and a 10 in Seattle and.
By the end of it, you found out that I never went to any of those places and I'm actually
jerking off behind the local target again again.
They don't be on a first name basis there now.
That's how often I do it.
Hey, I'll put the jerseys back again right before I finish.
I run to the milk aisle pour a whole gallon down my crotch run buck outside finish right before the employees can stop me
They say wait
John 14 gallon of milk today
I'm too fast, I'm too fast, I'm too quick.
No, they can stop me.
They can stop me, they can stop me from bestying.
No, they can stop, BusterMedia.
That's how you make Dr. Mingus proud, that's right.
Dr. Mingus would be so proud.
So proud of us.
God bless Dr. Mingus' soul.
God bless Dr. Mingus' soul.
Here we go.
Are we popping French six milli?
Are we popping French six milli?
Big six milli, big six milli.
Mm.
Ooh.
Let's go!
I'll ride!
I
Was where's your chance and we should take it good you brought a helmet cuz I brought you one
Oh, I forgot that I told you to bring me that stuff. I'll give it to you next week
I already have all that stuff, I'm so sorry.
Come on, Gage, come on, Gage.
Isn't it over to the right?
Gage!
What, what, what?
She's pooping, she's pooping.
Oh, are you pooping?
Oh, we caught her, we caught her.
Oh, poop-a-gee.
Guys, it's over at Elskirts.
No, it's not live.
I'm sorry.
My poop-a-ma poop-a-ma.
My mother fucking poopa!
I rock for my mother fucking poopa.
Poopa?
I die for my mother fucking poopa.
Poopa.
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, wait, no, she's good.
Saturday.
Whoa! Oh yeah, that is right.
It is Saturday.
It is Saturday.
It is Saturday, guys.
We're good. We're good.
That's a passive fax machine I was wondering what that was. I was saying
Muscleers
That's what I put in Farthon what is not a recent report
That big back in this lodge. Oh, yeah
Oh my god, I went to make another drink and I was gonna put a little bit of pineapple in it
then I was thinking about mayonnaise and then I didn't put either in straight ahead you guy yeah
Yeah.
Who let's kill him?
I'm liking him.
Dr. Pupin Farton, what are your comments on the recent report?
I'm not the subject.
Doctor pooping for them what are your comments on the recent report?
You can't you know
Hey, don't rush it in the chat don't rush it in the chat you tell me to tell you that old man
Oh
George would have to say this was that is no
I see I don't think the LMG though
The one by scav cam or not scav cam but I was here it's a little scab
No, isn't there one closer than that? Is your scavenger?
Let me walk in front of you
It's here for me
Jesus is oh go go go go
That's just a totally how many how many
Oh
Are you kidding me?
Weep!
Look, Gigi, do all the work!
Weep!
That'll happen!
That'll happen, boys!
That'll happen!
That'll happen!
A big rock!
Is he gonna shot?
Lay down, shake my head LOL.
Boom, thanks Captain hindsight.
What do you think he's fucking profit Gandhi
knowing what shouldn't have been done after the fight's over?
Oh, thank you!
Oh, thank you sir!
How almighty of you!
You stupid bitch.
All over here?
Fuck you.
Excellent, my dear, excellent raid!
I
See that guy that's right side of the rock right now on the right side
Oh, let me pull up John. Let me see what John's up to. Let me see what John's up to. Let's do this
Let's see what he's up to
I don't know if they killed the third party.
Looks like a guy who just saw a guy
Rubik's Cube. Yeah, this question is in fire. I see him. Are you good? Yeah, I'm good
You see that I'm telling you if you are watching this stream unit. I guarantee you this is making my screen. Oh God
Evolution
And I'm being generous here
Okay
So long hey
Take that grass and surrounding areas
Yes, and healthy that one. Okay, hold on. I'm wrapping. I think there's one more that one
There's hold on. I'm wrapping. I think there's one more. Yeah, there's
Oh my gosh, there's another
Oh my gosh, there's another third guy.
Yep, a dad.
My gosh, my gun jams! My gun jams! Are you f-
How do I get a time-jam? What's the buttons? I don't remember!
Shit! What's the-
B?
Rascal B?
A shift, J? Oh my gosh!
Rascal B? B? B?
B?
B?
B?
God, you're a lovely man. I want you to know that.
I'm fucking dead to the other third-party person, dude. Oh my gosh, why is there gun jams?
Why is there gun jams? I don't fucking get it. He would have been dead if I didn't have a fucking gun jam.
I am. See what we do.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
All right.
We're heating up.
We're heating up.
Getting the ball rolling.
Got the steam adjourning.
Thanks.
Thank you.
What job?
You do yourself?
Did I what?
Did you heal yourself after the next three?
Last three?
Yes.
Yes, I heal myself.
I just got shot in the mouth. I got shot right in the mouth
Ellison John I want you to fuck yourself. All right
Watch you the fuckers doing it. I've been doing it this whole time. You just can't see it on my camera. Go ahead
Go ahead do it more do it more
Do it more do it faster
Hey, how's that gun working did you
How did yours work last raid huh? I don't see you got a kill
You're right boss. I got
Sorry
I was fully healed you dipshit take my mind
No, I'm going to actually I can go look right now. Go look go look
I used this quiz right here was 347 or something and then I hit it now it's 47
Chat saying I'm crashing out
Blah blah blah
I want to see chat play Tarkov
You play Tarkov you play Tarkov
Yeah, you play Tarkov and you play Tarkov and you play Tarkov
It feels better that I was never gonna talk up. So dying just that's true
It is nice to never be good at talking on it lessens the pain
It lessens the pain what hurts is that a brand new gun fucking it jams? How does it jam? It's brand new. I hate you
Simple simple simple
I was a rogue gun that rogue gun was not good. I was using it like a 50%
I'm disturbing you guys.
I was using a rogue straight off the top of my building.
And guys, no, but think about it.
We didn't just lose three kids.
We lost four because I had John bringing an extra one that I didn't need.
Oh, right.
Three!
Oh, please!
We lost an extra bonus!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
You're giving it to the Coltas Circle. You'll get something good in return.
All right guys, it's time to lock in I hear a lot of goofballing around over there
I hear a lot of goofballing. There's no time to do
I kill you
No, you're goofballing you're goofballing
We need to lock in more like goofball
All right boys lock it in for real Jesus time lock it in lock it in no you lock it in I
I
Locked in this I don't need this I came here for a fun family friendly experience
while pouring milk all over yourself outside of a target, but
Fuck yeah, I did and I'll do it again. That's my time and I'll do it again. I
Didn't mean to King Sham you that's gotta mess up. I'm sorry. That's okay. That's on me. That's okay. That's okay
Everyone has their things
That's on me
Hmm now hold on I'm figuring out and put a kit together without taking out a loan
Have you decided to visit the Bank of Genji?
Miss Genji would you be into giving him a loan?
That's such amazing. Thank you so much. Thank you
Guys don't worry. I have 624 rubles which I believe is the equivalent of a quarter
I don't think after the war I think it's a lot less I think it's like half of a penny
Fantastic fantastic that's great to hear all right I'm gonna sell all my dog tags even
though that's probably not a good decision oh you're not gonna get to where you need
to use them anyway you're gonna quit oh I never quit we can't go to lighthouse no we
We can go to the lighthouse, he's got a transit.
Pitch.
Oh fuck you.
We can go to the lighthouse, he's got a transit.
He's got a transit.
He's got a transit.
We can do that, say, easy peasy boss.
Easy peasy, 100%.
It's a month?
Yeah, for sure.
Alright, okay, then let's ride!
I can't wait till the next sequel to bio
Why oh my why I
Don't know it's a holiday holidays are fine. I was fuck you and a margarita. It's what the fucking grill
What's the what's what's the what's with the I'm sorry the grill down?
It's with the what am I at a court? I'm bleeding my case
I read your right now tell me why you fucking like it
All right, let's ride.
Hmm.
You guys ready?
By the way, do I need those tools?
Then I've had a tool set in my butt last like three days.
Get ready if I need that.
What?
Did you plant it?
Did you repair it?
Yes.
We want.
Yes, yes.
What?
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought it eats it up when you plant it.
I'd put another one in there, I think, by accident.
Oh, Mr. Mets table and Mr. Defeat and Trouble.
One good man, good, ah man.
And Mr. Joseph and Mr. Joe.
One good man, good, ah man.
Take to my boy, appreciate you, my boy.
Oh, real Americans play escape from Dukov,
not escape from Targon.
Real, real Americans play escape from Dukov,
not escape from Targon.
As honestly, escape from Dugard was kind of a biggie.
That was kind of a biggie.
That was a biggie.
That was a biggie.
And honestly, I think only Americans play escape
from Tarzan.
Everybody else is just doing it in real life.
Oh, Mr. Defeated Trauma,
but we're taking the point good man, good old man.
And Mr. Smoking, but we're finding the point
good man, good old man.
I'll put the codes in when I'm down bad. I still was able to make a kit boys once we can't make a kit
I'll put the codes in and get the feast up
We say boys I feel good about this one
I think it needs some more tequila it'll help with our confidence
I need more. I need more. I
need more. Why now? You guys
a great time to start drinking.
That's right. That's right.
And I'm not just talking about
today. I'm talking about making
a problem for the rest of your
life starting today. And
you want? I got a drink. But
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, God's nectar. Fantastic. Fantastic. Yeah, I was
gonna give up drinking, but I was like, no, dude, who quits? You want to be known as a
quitter for the, yeah, I mean, I was thinking I was gonna give up and I said, no, I have
to keep drinking because one day I'm gonna have a son and I'm gonna need the confidence to fight the
other parents at his baseball game. Yes, at a mere 9am on a Sunday. 9am on a Sunday. I need to
fucking beat the shit out of Susan's husband Tom. Where's that guy? Where's that guy?
Is it because you
Oh my god, this is what we were bill Gates and Jeff Bezos live
Can you transit? Oh, yeah good thing in
Oh
I'm in I'm in
Me too John
Yeah, so I got scared. I didn't know what to do on that screen
Got a crowbar
Like that bitch no no no no no no no no no no
Oh, I got you.
Different shit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
And in Seattle, that 10's worth like two million dollars.
Hundred percent. This is all sorts.
Minimum minimum as high class living fancy living.
Here we come.
That guy is so rich.
He's got two beds in his tent.
He's got two different places on the floor.
I
Can invoice is this thing gets right to lighthouse by the way
Rub it on your skin and you live forever
Now peanut white when you pick up the
paradigm
See here brothers sure that you read it
because if you die, you'll at least have the next part of the quest.
Every time I hear that word, it just scares me a little bit.
It does scare me a little bit too.
I get a little, oh, is my career over?
And then I realize we're good.
I realize what she's saying and we're all, and we're going to continue on.
That's a funny word. That's why I made it up.
Yes. It's scary.
Did you say a joke?
Peanut-looking Jack low keys?
Oh, fuck.
I'm backfired.
I mean, I've been...
I've been upping my trips to the fridge.
I can force every couple of uh...
I didn't hear that one. I was talking.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was a good one.
I'm going to be in the 24 hour
streak and it's back on another stream.
I get beaches. We're on the grind.
We're on the grind.
There's no time for us.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of the
shit. Let's talk about cards and piss
me off.
Let's talk about father's
energy to piss John off.
He's going to be back
with the milk. I'm sure he is.
It's only been 12 years.
That's fine. That's just
That's a story about having legs and arms.
What?
That hell is wrong with you?
She said it.
She said it.
I didn't think she was going to.
We did spot over here.
Whoa.
Okay, so in this green warehouse right here.
Yeah.
Where the paradigm is.
Oh, God, she said it.
The gray warehouse?
Yeah, right here.
Didn't you see there was two spots back here?
thing over there that says pair dig them oh I said it am I canceled yes you
got brevett oh man where's it where's it on the table okay it'll be right here
all right I'm a level 35 so I got it but okay make sure you just for my own
sanity I'm gonna grab me got it oh I actually did this wait tell mechanic
about bori ash so we're gonna go I let's go kill you go the whole boy here we
go burn red again your car is here and just get out and
oh boy here we don't kill it again
remember there's rogue so watch out now there's not she's lied no no she's making
that out they should make it that up killed one she's making that up the one
That was looking at us with the gun on this side. They're working here
You guys you get some serious looter here boys. We kill the roads will pick it ends you now. Yeah
Through actually
Yeah, the circle there might be another spot. It's just killing like all of them and then grab some food
Okay
The row got building one or three whatever store right Gary sometimes they don't spawn
watch out for that gun right there because the other one's a hell is going
on back there can go on that is that a black hat is that one of them right there
Hmm.
Did I see this silly goofy guy from here?
Where's the bad guy, Jack?
He's not on the gun.
Where's the bad guy, Jack?
On top of building 2.
Oh, we at building 2?
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, good work.
We found them!
Good work, team!
I'm untouchable.
Do they still spawn in this building?
I forgot.
Can the ropes?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Not normally in this one, the other one.
To our left.
Oh.
Oh, do you want to go top with me?
You mean you want me to go top?
Oh!
Who's that?
Are we okay?
I don't know, I'm okay!
Leave the ones at the very front, just to make sure that the people take longer to come over here.
Okay.
We're not going to go top!
What the hell's going on out there?
I got the other one on top of the building too
What are building two you dipshit?
Yeah, I'm on top of it
There's normally three that spawn up top
Oh
I'm coming up top
Okay
Was there only two this time?
Yeah, I think so
I didn't see any face in building
Whatever it's called
someone's getting fucked up over there what the hell is going on over there oh
no where you guys out we got that I'm not in the building yes it's both of the
way I would have pushed it building three yeah don't go for you
wait why is this grenade so little didn't you see this what the grenade so
little it's a glitch just a little baby grenade
John John shut up
gotta focus
fucking
it's taking
where's all the bad people at
you see i'm not seeing any loot or the bad guys
guys. Oh, something just shot over on the mountains to the left. Come down. No, no, no.
That wasn't. Wait, where's the other group? What? Did you hear that over there too? Or
you know, that's not you shooting, right? Hold on. Give me one second. No, that's not
me shooting. Someone's knocking on my door. Give me one second. Give me one second. Give
I
Back I'm back. I'm back. You coming in or you coming in?
You would die. Who's a building three? I'm inside. I'm inside. I just saw someone outside of it. Oh
Whoo, by the opening was that a big open?
I'm talking about we've been fucked there a bunch
Are you sure about here? I swear I saw someone run like a flash of light by that opening
Is there anyone out there
There's one out there John you liar
Hello
I
Think it's not let's get aggressive
Shit fuck out of you piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here
Your head looks like shit the clothes are shit your shoes are faking yeah
Papa John's pussy
Yeah
Yeah, that'll show he's out of here. Let's go back pick up this grenade. Where?
Look how little it is. Oh
My god, it's regular size it's incredibly
My real guy or by a robot
I cannot tell
We'll go check. We'll see if it's a real guy or a robot
One day
You also could be other robots all around us
Yeah
make a break for car go on top of your guys is building on shooting me too oh
would have speak to like guys you go for car guys I do go for God we're not
built for this boys we're not over this let's go yeah yeah yeah
He's better pussy Papa John's beat my pussy Papa John's you flick my beat both jobs
Have your way with me
We have faith in him if I go up on the rock while I blow up stick a pipe here down by urethra Papa John's I
I
Think I heard it. I think I heard something from that head over there. Excuse me killer
Like my game with a 12-volt drill Papa John's
Okay, I'm gonna eat all that 12 gauge or are you gonna share up a job?
But I'm seeing that then I say we're gonna have
I don't know.
They didn't probably just randomly start ripping a couple slurs.
I don't know.
I think he did.
Was it Saturday?
No, I don't think he did it on a Wednesday.
What?
Whatever day he wanted, dude.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure when they asked him about it, he's like, I'm doing my best to stop.
I just can't.
What?
I think he's working on it.
Yeah, it's like I'm trying the best to get that out of my vocabulary but it's deep in there is I need
$90,880
Don you have that or do you need me to I just shit it out. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy
All right, we're off to
Oh, yeah, we'll go back to life never land
You stash you did during a PR meeting
What I know is how to reel in the people
I didn't speak to the people
I didn't speak to the people
He's a businessman. I'm just saying when I think pizza I think of Papa John's
You Papa John says the best kind of sauce in a month of them. Oh, yeah
Station in Texas we would get that every Friday. Oh
Delicious
I'm sure just 20 came out. Yeah, guys. Why why is it why is it contract 20,000 fucking dollars?
I don't know, but it's so pivotal
How much is yours
Oh
Was that bitch
I don't have enough money to repair with the heal thing. You can't hit me. You can't hit me
I think we're getting back in the groove here guys.
I think we're getting back in the groove.
I wasn't too successful.
But there was two successful rates at some point tonight.
At some point tonight.
Instant.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
I killed Anatoly Kahagura Skostasofaski.
Oh dude, Anatoly Karefti have Skostasofaski.
Is that your uncle?
Yes.
He's a good guy.
He has such eloquent names in Russia.
It's beautiful.
I wish my last name was 14 syllables and 60 characters long.
Sounds amazing.
I wish my name sounded like I was throwing up.
Is she here?
Let me see what's going on here.
We'll load the SUV at the top.
We can use it.
Then we'll talk to the guy.
I'm gonna talk to Mr. Mechanic again. Let's go drop in see what he's doing
Hello, Mr. Mechanic. I got I did what you said
Why were you yelling at me? I don't know. I'm gonna say hi. I'm telling you about the boring ass
I don't know what you're saying, but I want to go to the place I want to go
So why don't you go ahead and tell me what I need to do next place? Oh
Oh there we go, there we go.
Oh my god, that's a horrible task.
I have to end it 60 figurines.
60?
I sell those things instantly.
Oh my, oh my, gosh I need to arrange a transport to the icebreaker now.
How do I do that?
Do what?
Arrange a transport to the icebreaker?
We talked to proper.
Oh yeah, we talked to proper.
Yeah, you have to talk to proper and you're going to need to hand over three more power
filters.
There's this guy.
Oh, guys.
oh god he's
he's gonna talk to you about the transport
oh that kind of scared me when he said that
what scared me?
anything I see?
I got his bomb
oh god you're probably gonna have to do extra stuff
you didn't just got falling tires
what do I have to do boys down?
There's a quest you didn't do.
What is this bald fucker gonna stop talking to me?
Let me see. Hold up. Wait.
Hold on. Did I get the quest or not?
I love people so much.
I don't hate bald people.
I think we have to go to reserve for you.
No, I don't hate bald people. I don't hate bald people.
I'm jealous of bald people.
Yeah.
I'm envious. Like, think about it. Like, look, you got three nuts.
They get to look like Mr. Clean. If they're about to throw it all on black at a casino,
they can rub their own head for good luck. If they if if if if if somebody needs a mirror,
they can just lead over. Uh-huh. They have so much more utility than everyone else.
They literally can do way more things that other people can't. Check your privilege.
Imagine how easily the milk would flow off your head outside the target with a bald head.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Check your privilege, Baldies.
Check your privilege.
Yeah, check your fucking privilege.
Okay, so I have to eliminate any target I'm going to kill, 30 of them.
And then I got to do, find an alternative, transport to Icebreaker.
What is that?
How do I do that?
I think you have to take a yellow signal flare to have the woods transit that goes to reserve.
So I have to go on woods, bring a yellow flare, go to specific extract, hit the yellow flare,
and then transport to reserve, correct?
You could do that, yes.
Hypothetically, allegedly.
Wait, well, okay, what do you, what is, okay, let me rephrase this.
You have to go to reserve and kill 30 targets and then you go to the transit on woods and pop the flare
I was peanut the closest one to getting us the ice. I'm getting word to ignore Gigi and talk to the BGI
What? I'm getting word that the flare has nothing to do with anything
Okay. Oh, apparently after you get the 30 kills,
it then gives you another thing where you pop the yellow flare.
So, okay, so you are right, Jiji,
but you're not right right now.
That's the next step.
Apparently I had to kill 30 guys in reserve
and talk to the BTR.
That's all I gotta do right now.
You mean?
Did you?
Did you?
Yes.
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
I'm going to be honest, I'm pretty sure the BTR is after all that, but because you have
to hand over the fluid to proper and then talk to the BTR.
Liar liar pants.
Wait, what did you say?
I forgot to listen.
pretty good. I'm pretty sure the beat chat is wrong and the BTR is after all that because
you also have to hand over an AMG 10 fluid to proper before you can even talk to the BTR.
Gotta talk to the BTR twice.
Oh you know what why don't we just kill the 30 fuckers first because I know how to do that.
Can do that I'm wrong. Okay. Well, I guess we go talk to the BTR first
You feel really bad about me wrong right now. I didn't have to talk to the BTR. So I don't really know that quest line
I'm going to go back to the welfare line, so I can kill a bunch of scabs without anyone
knowing where we're at okay okay good I hope Jinji's right and all of your
chat looks stupid apparently you can you don't have to do them in order but
I
Don't know this is how I did it with officer, so fuck officer. I hate that guy
He got on I text him
He's uh, he didn't response
Did you want to take them?
Tell him please God we hate God we can't bear to play with him any longer
Please fucking replace this guy. No, please replace John. Please God. I hate him so so much
This is not a joke. This is not a joke. It may sound like we're joking, but this is not a joke
This we use it can be the port of law. I
Won't lie under oath, please
You get some water
With someone said in chat Genji is correct by the way
You find the oil first and then proper tells you he will only actually you not take you there and find
Alternative transport many
Wrong jingy made it up. I'm with I'm with the buggy ladies on this one down with Genji down with Genji
I'm going base off of the Buster's quest because he didn't determine the box number.
Down with Genji, down with Genji.
Can you please look at what I just texted you and I mean real text, not like a different
text on a different app.
Okay.
Please.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what the fuck this is, but I'm not watching a video right now.
Seven seconds long. Well, that's six seconds too long. You're gonna fix the next time it's all right. You guys ready?
Yo, here we go here we go
Here we go. Time to get serious. Time to get serious walking in boys. I see I hear a lot of people around
Don sitting me fucking
Videos funny meme videos. We should be lucky
Super tank meme
Actually, I think the oil is for people who
The proper Papa John's would sponsor slur Saturday. No, that might be true. You're sure would be I think a mine
Every slur is a free pizza for the community
How many credits do I have five hundred and twenty six billion
You are bankrupt in within a week, mr. Papa John's
Alright boys, lock it in, lock it in!
And...
RIDE!
Oh, that's right for real this time I tried.
Are you ready, team?
Yes, I'm already
Fantastic, let's go this way until these guys rob the refugees. I'm serious wound
I'm not seeing anything yet
I'm moving it, I'm going in, I'm going in!
Uh, wanna go underground peanut and take a bunch of scabs there?
No, no, no, no. You should've killed this fucker first.
Fuck off first.
Hey, hold on. Yeah, check out the tires.
Take it!
Move out of the way!
Was that thing about my speed?
I don't know.
Was there a bright light over here?
Was that you, did you, was that you?
Yeah, I killed a scav.
You devious dog.
I've not seen that device.
Oh, we're gonna go up on the side.
It helps you fight less items.
I should have let you kill that scav.
Oh my gosh, I'm stupid meet that thing in the middle of our screen John was helping us find a quest item
No, that's
We like little bar thing. Yeah, that's the new thing to tell you which way did the direction of I saw it like right here
I don't see any boy. I thought that was like fortnight where they haven't heard deaf people and it just shows you where to go
Hey, I oh
I'm getting it. I'm getting it where
You're loading. Oh, really it's in the mart room. It's in the mart room. Oh helpful. Wait, is that we why do I have a question the mart room?
Wait, I keep getting there. I don't have a key quest item like a iskra that's in there and it's leading you in there
Right, do I need the key?
Storyline quest I'm in the basement. Oh cold to story quest. Oh, you're the basement boss
Just you don't
Oh my god
Stand back
I
Shall we go down there oh
Jesus is this guy's out there this all one I don't I don't want to push up too far
We're going by some good much we out we had
So at the front ready sauce guys
He was running left to right.
It's much less wise above the case.
Stand back!
Stand back!
Am I here, am I here?
What do you say, Super Siege?
Got him!
Gotcha, bitch.
Here's some skim-
Ow, Ava!
Oh, Super Siege, store it!
Alright, let's proceed.
All the way down.
Let's oh my god, he's handsome and sexy
We're gonna start pushing down here
More coming down I hear them
Stand back hold up. I have to cheat
I'm cheating I'm cheating
You wear my other back there's gonna go
I'm on the case you don't you worry
I'll take his pillbox and take it.
Ooh, garbage.
We'll take that hot rod.
Alright.
You guys ready?
Uh-huh.
Oh!
Got it!
Holy shit.
I'll be waiting for you boys!
Another scoff?
Wait, wait, wait!
Over at the night building.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, way back over there?
Another one!
Okay, there's much, there's much, there's much!
I'm coming!
I'm coming into the white night as well, so there's two over there.
Where are the covers, did you?
We're coming!
Missed the way!
Stand back.
I'll handle these bitches.
That one!
Over there, look over there, look!
Got him!
He's a moving, he's a moving!
I don't think this is scavenged.
Shhh!
Keep fast, keep fast, keep fast.
He flashed, he flashed.
Are you in the garage?
Over here, over here.
We're infiltrating enemy territory.
What, what, what?
There's a player at K-Buildings.
That's your telly.
You have a killer scat, we'll figure that out, and then I'll come back.
got him
I had a kill on the left side of the building
one more one more one more
you think you scared me pal, you think you scared me?
fuck you John
you're more than hostile enemies dude
yes good good good good
grab your mood, grab your mood rocket and light your chakras
you'll scare up all the enemies, war them off
my chakras are so positive right now
oh my god
Gigi where are you?
I'm the roof looking for this guy over at Case.
Me and John will infiltrate every territory. Let me know if you see anything.
Come on John! The AT was on the case.
It's pushy just going by to hit him.
Really?
Stand back, Judy. We'll head to those beds. Is he on the left side or the right side?
I think more left. I don't see him anywhere
I'm dead
Somewhere he could be going off of
The tracer bullet
I'm gonna live forever!
I'm gonna live forever!
Oh, I'm not.
I'm not gonna live forever, boss.
Don't worry, boys.
I'm gonna heal up.
I'll be right up there to take care of this.
Cool again.
See how much damage I did to him.
Let me know. Let me know. That's pretty good information.
At least single-digit, it's okay.
At minimum. At minimum.
Easily.
Hey! You're lucky my friend doesn't know what he's doing.
You're not gonna have the same luck with me, bitch boy.
I don't think he hears me out here.
He is right here.
Not that guy was insane, but.
Hey, where'd you get shot from?
The dice is two different ones.
The direction you got shot from.
There's one on right, one on left.
There's the other one,
the one that I just got shot from he was right next to the guy that you got shot from yeah you be shh shh
I
Like that bitch I feel it now
Fuck you fuck you
Fuck you!
And um, it's Birdford and Twosent Big P.
You want the rest, come get it!
Alright, Twos!
Twos!
Twos!
Twos!
All right, hold on
pause pause pause
pause
What the fuck are you gonna do?
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you
Don't get your pussy
You better what
That laugh and that laugh and that's just how the cookie crumber sometimes sucks to say, dude.
Yeah, hacker and stream sniper.
Yeah, hacker and stream sniper, lag switch, lag switch.
And honestly, quite, quite frankly, horrible fashion.
Okay, horrible fashion look look at this guy. He's wearing a plaid shirt given the day. I got a little scared. What's we're gonna say?
Oh, sorry, it quite frankly
May I add may I have so graciously? I was thinking it. I had so graciously
I'm running low. I am down a lot. This is not going good. This is not we have to we have turned up notch
We did get a couple kills though. We got a kill or two
That's working toward our 30 that's working toward our 30
What happened to his eye I'm gonna get arrested and talk off for insurance rod
Let me see how many kills we got we got we got nine that's actually pretty good
Oh, wow
I don't think it was gonna be that much
Oh
Bungulator always gets his man
Jinjin who sells like a big sniper?
Bungulator always
It says man. Jinjin. I didn't receive the name the LeBron James of Tart Cobb or nothing
Yes
Everyone calls me that literally everyone I've never heard anyone call you that I've seen
millions of times people calling me that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Right there.
Oh my God, is that the LeBron James and Tuck-Up guys?
It's the LeBron James and Tuck-Up.
Look, it's the LeBron James and Tuck-Up.
Is that the LeBron James and Tuck-Up?
LeBron James and Tuck-Up in the flesh.
Wow.
Were you so, were you so wrong, did you?
Were you so wrong?
I've never seen anyone more wrong.
I've never seen anyone, right there.
Pia is LeBron James and Tuck-Up.
Kevin the Beeper, look at that.
Thank you, Kevin.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
all kisses. No, they are profits,
profit sizing the truth.
All right, now how do we rectify the situation? We go back and do
the same exact thing and expect different results. Okay,
okay. Can I have some stuff? I have nothing.
I
Perhaps perhaps
Fantastic fantastic because I'm gonna get a rig I see the armor
Heaven and engine some light
Some light that didn't worry about some light nothing to worry about
Okay helmet
Headset
Jumping light something light
Slight if I can also have 50 jsp 53 to be precise that would be fantastic. That would be fantastic
jsp
4.6 by 30
Now we ride
53
I
I have 63 with you like I do not want 63. I want okay, 53
Three got you peanut. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And then you need armor. Let's say you're welcome
You know why I want number 53
Wait, do you want to rig that's LeBron James's jersey number?
which my great-grandpappy was wearing while he was piloting the plane over
Hiroshima in 2012 he was actually he's a pilot he was just flying a commercial
flight for a vacation
God rest his soul God rest his soul do you have a rig yes yes I'm a rig yes
Okay, I made so many funny jokes muted
23 is this number. Oh damn. We actually got I actually got one of those numbers
That was pretty close
Fuck yourself John. None of your jokes are funny and fuck you die in the give us
Let's proceed let's proceed let's proceed this machine don't get serious don't get serious
It's not it makes a progress boys. It's not a luckin
and Lennox.
Oh!
You know, Moonshine, yeah, I'm a Moonshine and Lennox, yeah.
Nice, thanks.
He got that Lennox from me.
I appreciate that, I appreciate that.
Jinji, you're a good friend.
I know, thank you.
I wish I had a friend like Jinji.
Huh?
But I wish I had a friend like Jinji.
Does that mean we're not friends?
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hold on.
Whose friends?
Who's my friend?
None of us.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not true.
He's lying.
That lying?
I'm always lying.
I'm always lying.
Your friend Bowie's.
You wouldn't be here if you weren't his friend.
I'm always wanted.
I've always wanted a friend, boss.
I always wanted one.
Maybe you should stop.
I got offered 50 subs to kill you.
Oh, my goodness.
I got offered 60 subs to suck you.
I'll give you 100 to suck me.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
What a special day.
What a great day for everybody.
How about 60? How about you fuck yourself for five?
Fuck you, we're doing the battlefield 6-6 throttle, let's ride!
He in my butt please as you command he may never deny a guest even the most ridiculous
Hey, come on gang enough goofing around it's time to get serious
Extendo scope you can see the big dipper with that I could see thoughts. She wouldn't have my armor my helmet
I hope Jinji does
Oh
Here's your stuff
Down to the bunker
Don't shoot to the right lie lie plants fire. Oh my god
Did you watch it touch?
Okay
Did you do the ammo?
Did you do the ammo?
Oh, yeah, I have the ammo.
Come back, come back.
Guys, you gotta go kill those guys.
You know where they are exactly?
There you go.
I did even see them.
Hide, hide.
Hide, hide.
Move, move, move.
yeah I made it I made the jump I made
the job I made it you can really
believe I see me on the roof I see
Black Knight, oh.
Peanut.
Yep.
Well.
One, two, three.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Yep.
I can see him.
He's a little laughing into the first room.
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful.
Probably fucking kills mind up.
Gotta be careful out there.
Probably fucking kills mind up, man.
He is too aggressive.
I want seven and a half meters from my spot.
I can't tell that there's a head sitting there.
I can't tell that there's a head sitting there.
I don't know, maybe I'll stand by.
Let him go, boys. Let him go.
He's not even looking at the right room?
How is John not dead, and I am?
How is this fucking, that's bleeding out in the street, and I'm already dead?
You see this? You see this? He's in the building with the bad guys.
Whatever the fuck that is.
He's behind. Right now.
What is this gun scope combo what?
Yeah, study him study him for science
I still still got in my building on the roof. I hear him. Oh good voice. Let him cook. Okay.
Hey, oh my gosh
Hear him
He just let him run by
He just let him run by up the stairs past them are we so dead serious
at least super duper serious right now hey hey pussy
hey I'm good I'm good boys I'm dead he's on the train tracks inside the
building John watch on he's right there I got him I killed him
Good work out there everybody good work.
Excellently gentlemen excellently rain.
Excellently rain boys.
Another successful raid.
As I have a new plan anyone who shoots within the first 15 minutes of the round we do not try to kill it all.
Obviously those guys have not gotten up this game for five years straight.
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay.
I saw John walk in that room and the guy literally threw five grenades before roping down from
the ceiling like a sealed team six member to eliminate him and end his mortal life.
I also just died.
I within half a second of even seeing him, I was there.
Let's see what the silly, let's see up the silly.
And now we got to figure out how to make another kid, which is not going to be a fun
time, not going to be easy, not going to be easy.
Let's see here.
What to bring, what to bring.
Do we kill these scabs at the time?
No.
We made no progress.
We made no progress.
We made no progress.
That's always good.
That's always good.
Guys, I have a quick suggestion.
Where do we take a little break for you and a little chill viper?
What if we run a quick scab?
and then the fourth. Fantastic.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to go into a raid and we're going to pull a classic.
I know how to get infinite loot.
It's easy. This is what we're going to do.
I'm going to shoot me. No.
John is going to shoot at me, but not hit me.
Well, I go
And then another scab is gonna shoot John and kill it
And then you'll get the lap and I'll kill the guy and take all this time
Listen, I'm not gonna lie.
I did it right there.
I go on Twitter sometimes, everyone says dude, peanut's so fucking stupid, that guy's so dumb.
He never has good strategies, he's a fucking idiot.
I don't agree with it, like, right now.
Look what you just thought of!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Now let's ride!
load voice is there is there is there nuts that con oh my god you lucky dog
he's got my nut sack on on the scab yes we guys is this the most popular scab
map or is there a different one cuz of icebreaker I don't know guys what's the
most popular map where you always see other players gaps
streets we could go streets you that is true you that is true I see I see we go
streets and that's our best chance to see another gap or we go interchange wait
which one should we do you want let's go streets I need that's our best chance
Even though it's a big battle against the best shades, we have to find someone.
We need to burn it.
You know, John, your character almost looks like Peanut.
But he's got arms and legs.
Yeah.
All right.
It's not as common as days for no reason.
I'll just take a couple of days from losing no reason.
It's fine.
I'll have you guys know that you I didn't want to say this.
I didn't want to make you feel bad.
But today was my quinceanera.
So you're insulting me on my, on my, on my, on my, on my, into your day.
Wait, you're 16?
No, I was a late bloomer.
I was on a leap year.
I was on a leap year.
I was on a leap year.
I was on a leap year.
So I just recently became Mexican.
Wait, you've been a girl this whole time?
time. And a lady. I also also just recently became a Mexican lady.
Right. Right. Yes.
There's so many things I want to say.
My last time on the internet.
So I'm not gonna say anything.
What would you like to say, senior?
Nothing.
Oh, huh. Interesting.
Compadre.
Oh, I'm just proud of you, dude.
Thank you, girl.
Thank you. Thank ma'am. It's where? It's where? Thank you. Thank you.
So brave and stunning. Yes. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. I'm, uh, I'm also changing my name
to the bird. And yeah, that's that's how it's going to go.
you're pregnant. Oh, I'm not
Fuck you thought keep your slut mouth shut. Oh, I'm looking shut my slut mouth, please
All right, hold up
All right, this is Genji the dead. No cuz I got arms and legs. I know resemblance. I don't know I'm
It's possible that someone's that would have arms and legs
Even if the I don't think that's I don't think it's a genetic thing. That's ever genetic
It could be a genetic thing
Yeah, you don't know that.
Congratulations to the baby.
Thank you.
Good job.
Thank you.
Good job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good job.
Peanut Rico.
He's just delay.
I never see this before.
How like is it?
Is this really means I just passed the estimated time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Interesting.
I mean, it's a good thing.
Hmm.
Her chance.
Her baby.
Is peanut actually a woman now or is he slash she joking?
Actually, this has been the girl and I've been the guy.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Honestly, you know what?
You know what?
She's paying attention to the stream. All right. It's a game. I like it. He's on a day game
Actually, let's do the stream. All right
What's clapping right now my bun cheeks, which my bun cheeks?
Thank you. I'm still gonna be real
It's her if you ask me down there if I actually got a baby. I should wear a fucking gun. I got I got a baby
You should have seen how baby chat how we stream last night after you got off
They were using the AI thing and they made his head a peanut, but it was like an open peanut
So it looks like a vagina with a huge clit
What a sweet treat
Is about to say super delayed what's going on here extra delayed extra delayed
That's an interesting visual. I hope I never have to see
I'm not looking at that
Either isn't anybody on this map
You chose the wrong one I see we're five minutes and five seconds right now
battery, battery, the image of a vagina sick and G-Roll that size, not as much as that sir.
The fact that the vagina in question is an AI interpretation of Hibibi's head, mixed
with my body, with then split open at the top, forming something that is vagina-esque.
Alright, so I think those things are on two different levels. You see that's one who's not listening to the stream
At least the other guy was listening
Did you find it I got all
Looking and looking
Wargame. Alright, okay, I let...
Oh.
Let's RIDE!
I
Would you guys go
We're still synchronizing.
Who's this guy?
Oh, thanks, monster, monster!
Look, it even says TBP with a fire symbol.
That thing's nice.
That thing is nice.
Alright, come on, let's go trick somebody in to kill it, us.
Let's do it.
Got one, got you, guys?
Oh, fantastic.
Fantastic.
Do you remember the plan?
Do you remember the plan?
Okay, remember you shoot around me I go stop shooting me and then
Soon as he hits you even one time tell me and I'll last
What do we get
Where you running to I run into it the other side of the ball the green one. I had to I always see the people and oh
a job have it handled yeah we got our acting skills yeah we got we're
professional actors
oh yeah we can wait till we see somebody that we can see them all
Where's everybody at?
Hello?
I'm going to go grab this GPU real quick.
There we go.
There's good thing in.
There's good thing in.
I need no money!
There's nothing over here, boys.
There's nothing that works nothing over here.
I'm gonna search Rasmus here.
Alright, alright, alright.
There's no GPU.
I'm gonna go search technical pick.
Oh, I'm bolder not to shabby
We go to the new area you find people there
What do you what are you here?
It's a scab over here
Yeah, over here by Texco
Hello, brother in hello
How are you? I thought a guy he doesn't know what the fuck's going on
fucking idiot dude I got a scam I just got this fucking oh my god it's so stupid
hey dude I like your buckle but it looks so cool and not idiotic oh John
he's over here installing my buckler I get over here quick oh thank you thank
you definitely you definitely don't look like a fucking idiot not at all not it
I would never say you look like a stupid fucking bitch idiot, because you definitely don't
I'm gonna take I'm gonna take like I'm gonna take like
I got a gas in this I see one of those
What did you say I got a gas in my jet oh
I just heard
one of those I need one of them it's true it's true all right nothing good other
than the guys in Liza bars I just want a stupid fucking scam
fucking absolutely hey hey hey sir sir sir
Oh
Don't let's go to the explosion one
All of you gave all of me boys
I think that was toward the extra wasn't it? But where's the new area? I think what is a new area? Oh, it's across the train tracks like
Out past the road really?
Should we go there?
It's pretty cool. No, it's good to get out of every sea before that's gonna be it's either the way they
See right guys are surpassed at the
New area sick
Don't fight together he's aiming on this
Oh
Nice smoke
Thank you. Nice mom. They're not gonna see us
To get us out this map. It was to kill it on his map is an event
What?
Everybody's telling me to get us on his map
He always is
What?
You can always spot. Yeah, he's in the basement
Since when oh god, Jimmy. Oh god
You know, I sent it to you too
since we're just a killer spot is mad I'm gonna go look at the penis he we just
a killer suit scabs
um if you don't have my scab I do not God what the absolute fuck am I looking
at we're going to the other side of the tracks
I miss the man who was 10 seconds ago.
How about this giant man with his VOD that is DMCA'd?
It's crazy.
I know it is.
He pulled up and it's just like 80% red.
Where's your new area?
All the way across yonder.
You got those rocks?
Yes.
Oh.
Way past those.
Well, what was this added?
Uh, what?
What do you... peanut? What?
What was this added?
1.0. We played... interchange.
I never went over here, boss.
Guess we did.
No-uh, no-uh, no-uh, no-uh, no-uh, no-uh.
Yeah, because we were looking for the letexes.
No, I've never been here. I've never been gaslighting again. No, I've really never been here. Like ever
Dude, I'm telling you we went to the new places
Dude, I'm sorry peanut. You don't deserve to be gaslit this month
I'm being gaslit, I'm being gaslit
Bro, no, I found you a let-ex from one of the new places
Not here!
Come over this way across this little bridge
No, you didn't
I've never seen before in my life so do it
please if we can drop I don't remember I
don't remember no we're just thinking
we're doing it chill vibe but to be said
chill vibe chill vibe oh well we got a
I'm going to ruin it now.
You know what?
Screw this guy.
Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, that hurts!
Oh, my God!
Somebody kill this guy!
He's going to kill me!
You know, you know, Peter, I'll do it for you.
Do you want pussy?
What the fuck it won't?
I'll look to ship for being a master plan good work John come here you for nice
me no that's not how that works you're on my team yeah but you gotta do it for
the good of the scabs.
No!
Dude, I actually cannot get into this.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Well.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta keep your eyes and your wits about you.
Yep.
That'll happen.
Lamping that's a real PMC by the way. I have no idea what he's doing out there, so oh
I don't got him. Did you die? Did you die? Oh?
Guys, I'm literally stuck
My mouth isn't I got him. It's definitely fucking dead. Oh
Oh, Genji, we're dead.
So may I suggest something?
Dude, get in there, Genji!
Kill yourself.
I cannot even end the fucking game, and I can't leave.
I'm also afforing to see if I can leave the game.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Genji.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
For me, look at that clip.
What clip?
Clip.
The peanut clip clip.
No thanks.
No, no, no, look at it. Look at it. It's hilarious.
OK.
I didn't think that much could be.
All right.
Negotiations, though.
All right, let me take a peek.
OK, I'm getting an ad for a bra one second.
Not actually sure how to get rid of it.
So I'm just going to leave it on my screen.
Not really sure how to get rid of that.
Okay, let's take a pee pee here. Let's take a pee all right here. We go
Like a peanut butthole that's where peanut butter comes from
Oh my god, I did not watch it this far.
That's the most fucking man.
That's disgusting.
That's fucking hilarious.
Oh my god.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
All right guys, we're back to the grind.
Get your best kit on.
I'm talking best of the best.
I'm going to bring in virtually nothing because I can't lose anymore.
Okay, perfect. All right, I need to kill 21 21 people all right
You can I buy we what's that one one one bullet
nine by 19
Millimeter gun that I got a gun for shallow earlier. We call it. Oh the SCM the SCM. I buy that a good pretty good. Oh
You mean
Yeah, that's like a thing. I can't mind
I have nothing and no one.
I have lost everything and everyone I've loved.
This is ridiculous.
I have nothing.
I have nothing.
OK, I got a helmet, a rig.
Hold on, I'm bringing an M983 pistol.
Back up, watch out.
It's about to get serious.
It's about to get a little crazy here.
It's about to get a little crazy.
You guys better be fucking ready.
I got a big helmet and some contacts for you, P9.
Thank you, JJ. You're very kind lady.
Oh, I'm slipping, you guy.
Do you want a gun?
No! I'm using the M9A3.
Let's ride!
I'm gonna prove to everyone
it's not the gun that makes the P.DOT.
It's the P.DOT that makes the gun.
No, they're not again John are you high no listen Coil Array listen to what Lorraine Coil Array what
What
Listen to what Lorraine white
I'm gonna have a good night
I just wanna have a good night.
All right boys, hop in, we're moving out, it's game time.
Time to play the game!
It's fucking game time, it's fucking game time.
Get your head in the game!
I'm killing 21 people that's playing this game,
this quest done, we're going to Icebreaker
and we're fucking winning.
I like the end of that, Mouse.
Let's do it.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's ride!
Thank you, my boy, thank you my boy.
What's good man? Good man.
Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
If you just want to say my CF II and I, I don't know that.
Is that nuclear launch codes in flight school will quote you all the time.
Good coms. Good comms. We'll see it.
Other people to air when they butcher their comms.
We get them worked up.
They actually rage made someone flying 400 miles per hour in an F-16 rage made them until
they are so pissed that their face turns red rage made them make sure that the F-16 is
armed make sure it's armed all right wait till the wait till they're genuinely armed
in an M16 and then rage bait them.
Oh, good gods, good gods, good gods, good gods, good gods.
Our time is now.
Our time is now.
Our time is now.
This is our moment.
This is our moment right here, gentlemen.
When we go in here, I know we don't have the best stuff.
I know we don't have the best kid.
I don't care at all.
The other gentlemen in this lobby, they have pussies,
they have bitches, they have no skill,
they have nothing on us, no aim, no will.
They have no ability to overpower us
in any match of conceivable.
We will dominate the battlefield, kill 21 enemies,
and go to the icebreaker.
That is the master plan.
That is the master plan.
Plus out the Wendigulaitis.
Yeeeees, ancient technologies from the before four times.
Passed down from generation to generation over many moons.
That is quite the suggestion.
hmmm icebreaker is 400k to transit make it 450k make it 500k i will still
struggle to get that much and then go now let's ride
I
Gave fast I
Gave right my game right one second one moment one second hold on I'm
Fixing it lickety-split one moment
No worries will be back in the thick of it in no time
It'd be so cool if they made it when I go in.
I'm just fucking dead.
Oh, that would be amazing.
That would hook me.
No, honestly, what would really make it nice
is if they deleted my entire stash
and then sent someone to my house to beat the shit out of me.
Beat me to a fucking pulp.
And then when I get home from my two month
medically induced coma, there's just nothing in my stash
at all, and my wife left me.
Yes, and my, yes.
Exactly, exactly.
Awesome. Oh, that'd be it. That'd be incredible. That'd be incredible. That'd be incredible. Oh, that sounds amazing
Just standing in opposite directions. It's funny. Hmm. We're trying to hide the fact that we're in love
That's true. We're trying not to make eye contact. We don't get it on
The heat is rising. I just came closer and we're in the kitchen. Restream it. Yeah
I had to restart my stream because I um,
Which one's Tina?
I wonder which one this game is so crap it's supposed to be I'm surprised you
guys aren't that whole point I'm just waiting that's the whole thing like a
second potato you think you're enchanting it you're complimenting it
mmm oh my gosh there's people oh fuck coming on the right do not come on
Do not come tell them not to come on us come on. Oh lucky lucky. I'm going in the game
I'm not like this
I'm a shoes ice boy. I'm popping. I'm popping caps to the asses did that's I don't care who it is
I'm shooting on side
Look aside, please.
You better watch out.
Get your car.
Punch behind us.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can get me in there.
Oh, oh, my God.
My thirties are so quenched.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God, I don't want that much.
I'm waiting.
Sessions are fucking please.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Yeah, I'm on it.
Hold on.
I'm right at the edge.
They might be inside the train building.
OK, we do what we spotted last time
when I walked outside.
Got to be Lee.
Well, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, OK, I have an idea.
Take this.
I'm going to take a bullet through the frontal lobe.
OK.
You know what they are.
Gigi, I changed my mind. I need a gun.
Gigi, you took 30 minutes to spawn on.
No, I'm just kidding. You did that, Gigi.
I had five more Swapsis.
Did you pick it up?
Let's get all of them.
Are we serious? Are you guys going to be gay?
Are you guys going to be gay?
And there's Ammo right here.
See this? See this?
Ammo. Okay, wait, wait, was he ammo? Oh, see, I'll see it. Oh, see, I see it. Okay,
I'm gonna tell you my ammo. He'll just PSL. It's very high penetrating. High penetrating
ammo. Go through anything. Go through anything. Thank you so much, CGI. I didn't actually expect
this. I'm just joking. Oh, I'm not gonna beat these guys. Yeah, but you have to get the kills,
not me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's also why I'm letting you get them.
I'm walking stay by me what you might be about me. Did you hear?
Yeah, I see a scab size shooting for the kills or sideways people
They might be inside the building
I will check it out first
wall oh my god in front of the
mark room building at your job go go go
take that we have to bride them ready
I'll suck your cock if you let us live!
There's a staff inside on the left.
That works too!
Oh fuck it's not getting so good!
Wait, why are these to be right here?
Maybe they might have just ran through.
I feel so ran through right now.
All of me gig boogie gig boogie!
Maybe go down under?
Get to the London on top.
All of you work on it. Yeah, here. Oh, we want this right here in the middle of the road. So
Oh my god. Oh my god a dollar dollar make you holler
You might do you get back I got you I got you I got you back activating cheese
You've got this yeah
One down take away eliminated
I think I heard something rotate above us.
Well, let's go kill them!
Hmm.
Heep-eep-eep is open, boys.
I'm infiltrating enemy territory.
We can, we can, we can, we can, we can.
Should we go down to the bunker?
Yeah, I'm down.
There's no way we'd die there.
Oh, that's a bad chance.
Yeah, but that goes first for Intel, remember?
Yeah, you go first for Intel.
Oh, yeah.
Kill Genki first!
Fuck off, are you- how do you get a skill?
She's running down now, kill.
It's right for me. It's right for me. Come on down.
Look at the sludge.
Look at the sludge.
Oh, what was that? What was that shot?
I didn't hear that.
I didn't hear that.
I heard a shot above us.
Wait, all these are dead.
Really?
How far we into the match with 3143 35
To be shut down here
They might well looks like they were to the right side
All these doors open that's scary
Go did you go the actually left I
Don't know I might be looking that up. I made up prank. Yeah
Ah, I got to get...
Wait, that door is closed?
That door is closed too?
Oh, I'm close to the...
Do you like that?
Where did he go then?
Yeah, but he's back at the power room boys
That scared me
The market was over to the market is open he's gotta be back here. There's no way he did all this in three fucking minutes
It's impossible
Yes, it should be here
I was just scared to shit out of me.
Which is ques-
Yes.
Which asked me to get peace.
The world is saved.
Who had you?
Guys, he's not here.
Guys!
Guys.
Oh god, Genji, I honestly thought you were gonna get blasted the second you opened that door.
where you are. Holy fuck dude, I picked my feet up again, that scared me.
Holy me, gang. You have lots to do, lots to do.
Did you, have you played Sons of the Forest? Yes, I haven't, I love it.
We're talking about playing the game one day. Oh really, Gigi? You go first, then we die first.
Yeah, I'm gonna go first.
Yeah, go die, go die.
I mean, kill the enemies.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Wait, someone pressed the button.
What button?
Fuck this, let's die.
Wheeeee! Wheeeee!
Oh, shit, that's the guy.
The enemy's dead!
Oh, you think it's a wheeeee!
I
I'm coming bombs
Did you hear what it started or do you just knew that was going on?
Got me said
I think we beat him here boys
Oh fuck me.
I'm looking at him.
He's going to see me.
I shot him in the chest.
He's going.
Got him!
Got him!
Move, move, move!
We're cooking.
We're on fire right now, boys.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's watching?
Who's watching?
Oh my god, what the hell?
Who did you get pictures?
Oh, shut up!
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I
Know flat photography, please
It's the boss it's the boss it's the boss it's the boss
Right there you mean he needs the he needs the kill this is definitely the boss. I'm coming back down come back down
Stand back
Nice.
Nice.
That's Guha got me dead.
Nice.
I'm going to pick up a real guy now.
Oh my goodness they keep shooting me one time to death.
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Oh my god!
Holy fucking shit!
Got him!
We're down!
Good job!
Got another one!
He's down!
He's down!
He's down!
He's down!
He's down!
He's down!
He's down!
Good job.
Another one, he's dead.
I shot him in the ass hole.
Nice.
I'll get him another, but...
How many did you kill so far?
I could put twice as efficiently.
Four?
There could be two more guards, I think.
I can see a guard down, which is confusing.
Oh, he's right...
He's right here in front of me.
I'm moving a guard.
That's him, that's him.
Yeah
Watching him what he's already good one talk to work. Yeah, that was not a flash you dumb ass
Shit
5 of it
To the health of your all go get it for you. It's in the middle
Let's go go go go go go
My hero watch him as he goes
Yeah, it's coming down. We need that we need that
Oh my god shoot him please not me!
What just happened?
The peanut got killed. I killed the guy.
What did he kill the peanut?
Let you down boss.
Let you down.
No you did so good.
Oh my goodness.
Oh
We were cooking we were cooking oh
Is it no backpack over here? Oh, and he's ugly oh
Shit, who's that shooting? Oh my god. Oh, whatever you're shooting through went to me
garlic well shooting out the front yeah I know damage yeah we got again let me
grab mr. John's POV yet again thank God we have this
I'm gonna out of here there's no point in being in this raid without peanut
you hear that garlic just kill a player I'm coming to help those you're on badge
No, no, I think I'm fine.
Alright, I'm coming. I'm on your lap.
Do you have peanut stuff?
John?
What?
Did you get peanut stuff?
Yeah, it's in my backpack.
No it ain't.
Like actually?
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
Wait, I just died to a player on Peanuts body.
John, what the fuck are we doing?
It was literally a player's graph.
Don't talk, John. Don't talk.
You think you can say she can use you in a court of law?
That was a good choice.
Hey, John, I just want to say thanks for getting that stuff out.
That's metagaming.
You don't know that, dude.
You didn't find that out in games.
I will say, guys, I killed 19 things, so we only have two more.
You know guys I'm not gonna lie to you what would really help me right now is going in there and
killing a boss with a pistol and then taking like three or four kids that I can use another
rain that's so realistic let's why we thought about that that's what I'm saying
that's easy let's do it I'm grabbing my trusty m9 a3 yeah oh man that's
exactly what happened and I saw it too I can attest
Okay guys not one to point blame
Jinji I was thinking about leaving you as well
Done a little better there excellent move excellent move you were by peanuts
Excellent buddy, and you didn't even say that you know fucking
No way. I'm accepting responsibility
Me dude accepting responsibility is for bitches
Am I right boys? Yes! It was 110% my fault. But I'm going to deny it on the day I died.
Go ahead. I'm gonna eat this fish. I killed you and that's all that matters.
Wait, I need a little bit of water.
Why, John, could you?
Why?
Yes, I can.
You've been missing a lot.
Some water?
Yeah.
Guys, we're just going pistols, by the way.
We're just going pistols.
Yeah, pistols.
We're just going to kill two things and then we're going to have the quest done, and if
we can, let's kill the boss with our pistols.
Oh, oh, man.
Los Glandores plan indeed, dragon warrior.
with the boss of the fishy pinky finger hold absolutely absolutely
I'm going where we should bring the yellow flare as well apparently updates the
quest
you want to bring one no okay I don't trust you to bring one
Gingy, can you tell John to bring one?
John, could you bring a yellow square, please?
Yes, Miss Gingy, I can.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, yeah, I've got my stuff.
I'm gonna heal up real quick.
I'm gonna be by the boom.
Now, we ride.
I don't know what to do.
We get an old-fashioned help and check on one of them per baby, Mr. Ghost, but it's
only when the time is just right.
Only when the time is just perfect, but it's like when the iron is hot.
What?
What?
What do you want?
What were your fucking tone first of all?
I'm looking for the player, I can't find it.
I'm eating another snickers bar and you can't stop me.
You eat them upside down for the vein on your tongue.
I shove them in my ass while I jerk off.
Pour milk all over yourself?
Exactly. Exactly. Now lock in.
Get your head out of your ass down inside the lock in.
It's up there.
We're not
Okay, all right elephant in the room peanut deafen for six so I can ask you to do something all right. I defend
You're some flair
Dude, I I've typed in yellow. I've typed in yellow flair. I've typed in flair. It's not there
Have you typed in flair yellow?
No, it's just the cartridge ones unless that's the one we need
Have you actually got out with a flair cartridge gun?
Do you have the pistol? I mean I have I can buy the yellow flares
No, you get it from proper ever
her. Is drop shoting as effective as I see people doing it.
The yellow flares, because it's a class sir in the three and a half
seconds, it takes to lay down in this game. I got it. I got it.
They will have already come to the case. 45 bullets of 60
penetration rounds in your asshole. Do not do not for the
love of God Rob's son in his game from
talk-off
thanks for a new town you try to get an
ending
I'd get an ending I got it
I try to get an ending like to the end
of talk-off you talk about with your dad
last night because if you're talking
about talk-off that's a far way away
I might try that could be something I do. I don't know
This would be a definite speaker talk about it. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and go ahead and talk. I can't hear anything you're saying
Well, mr. Bob hello, what good bad good bad, thank you, my boy. Please. Thank you, Bob. What?
What?
There's no need to do terminal.
I can do terminal easy.
Easy.
I have a couple of sports ones at PSA.
I just keep refreshing my app even though I know it's going to be another two weeks.
The average time now is 90 days.
80s for what?
For like a graded card.
To get a card back from grading.
was that the announcement thing they made like a couple months ago saying
I was like changing with card time so if you if you try to grade more and if you
try to grade just to like a few cards at a time regular time weight is gonna be
180 days I think and then if it's like 100 graded cards enough I think it's
80 days, or 60 days less.
That's pretty. Yeah. Oh.
Oh, that'll be. Oh, thanks.
Let me know.
I hate this guy.
Thanks. Let me know. I'm busy.
I fucking hate this guy.
That's all. Thanks.
It's OK. You know what, John?
Just remember out of the thousands of CS go cases,
he has wasted his money on.
He's got 14.
Invested! Invested my money on!
He's got a hardened steel P-knots.
He didn't win anything.
I wanted a knife! I wanted a knife!
Like a couple of days ago!
One knife? Oh my gosh, let's go!
Oh!
It...
Look, Kim's just...
Oh.
Wait.
No, it's a cool knife, buddy.
It was a very cool one.
Thank you.
Honestly, more people out there should spend like a couple ten thousand on a two thousand dollar knife. That was a good idea
I don't know why they're over exaggerating. All right, Bob. You're over exaggerating and listen
I was a dollar. I would rather you get a one thousand dollar knife
then a ten thousand dollar
Charizard super omega number five. Oh has the crispiest edges. Look at the edges. It's so crispy
Yeah, I would tell you the edges are so crispy.
Thousands of empty cases.
Fuck you.
Just give one knife that costs $1,000.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck you.
The edges are so crispy.
The edges are crispy.
Get in here.
Get in here right now.
Get in here.
This is getting ugly.
This is getting fucking ugly, man.
What do we become?
I'm gonna kill you.
And they give him voice.
Hmm.
Alright boys.
I locked in.
We need two kills.
We get the two kills we rush the boss we kill the boss if we don't see the boss after getting the two kills
We rush the bunker kill him one down there, okay?
And if Tina dies we leave backpack extract with all the other people stuff
Hold on
But now if I die I want John to kill himself
I don't respect for me. I will
I
Got you. Did you if he dies you have to euthanize?
Who I want to be tending the rabbits like of my sin man. Oh
Your mom gifted me subs on with the hell
9,000 hippos
Thanks for the five good subs
Thanks mom. She's hanging out with those hippos. Thank you mom. He is 9,000 supporting my friends
He's so nice of you.
Yeah, she's big supportin'.
Yeah.
Maybe she's on the big.
All right, well, time to lock in.
You ready?
You guys ready?
I'm ready.
And let's ride!
I
She's a
Alright, I do have a suppressor
John all right, let's go to guys come on boys. I'll be gay. I'll be gay
I
Killed two guys is to be easy peasy lickety-split
I can't wait when he says he gets at the bottom of the mountain says I'm dead. Yeah, that happened not happening
Oh fuck. I'm gonna live forever snap. Oh, we're good. I'm gonna live forever
Dude scouts are rushing. You have nothing on
Yeah, I charge you more. I think that's a thing anymore. I think they took that out
Oh
Because people were cheating
These just scavenges had oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait that might be a boss. Is that a boss?
It's in the middle of the feeding
Building. Oh, that's I think that is a boss. No, I think it's a scavenger. I've been a helicopter
What you just shooting a fucking AC 130, what do you mean just got
That's a scab that was just shooting at me. Well, I just fired four bullets without my magazine, and okay
Let's try this a tree
Get a peanut. Oh, you did I
Got one. Yeah, I see a dark thing behind that tree over there, but I already shot. I didn't really go down
Okay, no, I see what it is great
Oh
I see one in the building you're correct
You shoot yeah, yep, I shot shot in the stomach
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Where?
The right.
Liar!
There we go, just got a couple goodies, couple goodies.
Why, oh shit.
We okay?
We gotta go, let's go kill the raiders down below,
get some good kids out.
I'm down here, don't shoot me.
Someone's down there, shoot them!
Kill them!
Okay, see my skin, score!
Yeah, you a bunch.
How's it haggin'? How's it haggin'?
A little to the left today. I don't know why.
That's okay. Might as well put the three streams in that pistol on the floor.
Yeah, mine's like a division sign right now. It's tucked down.
That'll happen. Are we going down? That'll happen.
Alright, come on, gang.
We're on the move.
Why do we quickly run the move?
I turn the power on.
Thank you
They're coming they're coming it's the guys it's the guys it's the raiders. Oh my god
You dead
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Oh my fucking gun, jeez.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
OH MY GOD!
OH NO JOB!
What are they doing to my boy?!
Oh yes!
Did you kill him?
I killed him
Yeah, I got him.
I activated my jeez, I can't see anything.
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
I FELL OUT THE WAITER! I FELL OUT THE WAITER!
Killed him.
Killed him.
I'm activating jeez.
I can't win no more balls. Is it just three? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
My gosh, that is a terrible gun. I
Can't win no more balls. Oh, that's okay boys
That's okay and lap it
Oh, I got it back right in the way
school
Yeah
Our cooking boys now we're cooking
You killed one over here, I couldn't swear that I had multiple footsteps over here
Yeah, only one there and then two back here
Hmm
No one important died. Thank God. I've been worried there for a second
All right, let's
Did we do yeah, we do what we need to do
She go over to the white night. You see the guys there. No
the boss we can
John had the fucking flair
It was on my body not on my butt. Oh, did you get it?
Let me go grab it.
Who's that sound?
Oh, I lied.
It was in my special slot.
Oh, perfect.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I knew I should have brought one.
Oh my gosh.
I can't wait to come back here.
You know where are you?
Oh you know me just hanging around.
Did you die?
Wait is that your body out front?
No, no not that I remember.
Peanuts!
No.
It's not my fault, all right?
all fairness it was not my fault the bullet goes significantly higher than the iron sides
i put it right on his head twice and did nothing it did nothing you died to the staff
oh my god the noise norcamen oh no noise norcamen this that's actually phase noise norcamen
All right, buddy
Three sixty yy off the roof while blowing fat
I'm telling you that that gun actually the iron texture screwed up. I I'm not even joking
I am right in his head twice you saw that you saw that right
The iron is on the iron of what you're thinking obviously well what the fuck does that even mean?
What the hell?
You the iron that you seek?
Awh you seek another iron to do the passage to the iron caves?
What the fuck are you talking about man?
I shot that pussy the first!
Shut the fuck up and die!
You should have died.
The iron must be bestowed upon you.
I am aio.
I am aio.
When the iron is ready it will reveal it's helping you
I'm about to be out. The iron would also be out. Yes. Yes
Mmm, I'm bringing a fucking big boy this time dude. Oh, yeah 1911. I
I'm I
I
Do you need me to bring your pistol?
No, no, don't
Fuck you, Genji
No, I don't need a pistol Genji you want me to bring one of those flashbangs
You want me to bring those flashbangs I had that one time I want you to go in there I
I want you to try to not get the team kill. That's where I'm set the bar for you. All right, chief
That's life, what did you do you fucking died there like a pussy? I saw what?
John did he tried to spin across the room and took a little nap on the way
He got a little buckered out. That was a wide room John. I don't blame you a lot of footage a lot of footage from left to right I
Would need a break too. I would need a rest as well
But Genji is also correct when I did peep on him later. He was lying like a big fat pussy on the floor
Oh
I also need some water
I'll bring you some thank you did you're very kind very kind very generous very giving
John sad good
Did you listen to this song?
No, what's on?
What's on?
Nothing, man.
When you had a bad day, turn it around.
Listen to my music, man.
If you had a bad day, sing a sad song.
Actually, I never really understood that.
If you're having a bad day, why would you sing a sad song?
Wouldn't that make it worse?
actually yeah make a good point yeah I would have to listen to like if you happy if you
feel like a room without a roof if you're happy clap along happiness is the truth
yeah that's how I would get pumped up that's that's how I would turn a day around if I
I was sad. That's how I would turn a day around. All right?
Some month. I set fire to the rain. Watch it burn as I
touch your face.
One day it got away.
That's Katy Perry now
No, that's Adele Genji so encultured that
You're uncultured
Uncultured
Yeah, yeah, he surely did not put a Katy Perry song in at the end with Adele
Oh, that's where you're wrong. That's where you're a liar a hundred percent wrong. That's right. That's right. Don't make that mistake
Okay, I'm so sorry boss.
I forgive you this time.
Yeah, with the time so cold.
All right, let's get the guys.
Get ready.
I feel like we're doing pretty good tonight.
You know what? I'm just saying.
I'm just saying we're doing good tonight.
Okay, it may not look like we're doing good
because we've died relentlessly 100 times.
We are making progress statistically
Physically and all other
Measurable ways we might not be doing good, but we're doing pretty good guys. Genuine. No, she's you. Let me actually be serious for a second
Genuinely, I thought this entire night was gonna be wizard stream sniping us flying to our spawn location until that's immediately
If we even got one raid we can play normally. It was gonna be a successful night for me. It has been
Basically normally entire night
I mean
Did you hear the sound I was playing?
I know, I didn't.
Did you guess it worked?
I looked up emo playlists on Spotify and I played it and you said don't be some emo.
It was the, where are you?
Don't jinx it.
That's not happening.
It's already kind of 12.43 in the morning guys show.
They don't want to get like the last hour.
Have you ever been to an emo night?
An emo night?
What?
Yeah.
They have it in like Vegas.
I think I was the one Dallas. They're fun
Yeah, they were a little me is a slippery stag I'm gonna see oh
Okay, why you tell me why you tell me that y'all
I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
You get a booty call me.
You got a booty call me, Yoni?
You're right, you tell him.
You're coming here for a good night.
Is this for a reason, Yoni?
Oh, it's just perfect timing for that.
So,
I'm missing something.
I'm missing something.
I'm
I'm
I need a secret coded message.
He's trying to booty call.
That's what's going on here.
That's what's going on.
You want me to call him?
One of the speeds I would hit you up?
But you weren't.
That's what he's reminding me.
He's trying to get...
He's trying to get...
See you soon, machine.
See you soon.
Did you hear my answer to that?
What?
No.
Oh, that's awkward.
I was...
I googled the song and I was like, oh, this is perfect.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
When did we get so old?
Yeah, dude, I'm turning 30 in September. Yeah, 30 just go ahead and die
That's what I'm thinking for my 30th birthday. I want to ask it because I'm fucking on the break of death
What color would you like it to be?
dark blue I want to mix it up. Yeah. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Thank you
you. On unicorns and rainbows. Yeah that too. On the on the inside so people think I'm still
tough on the outside. When I die, bury me with my CS2 knife. When I die, bury me with
my CS2 skin collection. Why fucking die? Put me in the fucking way with my CS2 skin collection.
Well
I'm bringing that shit to the afterlife not flexing
Yeah, all right pop maybe on earth when I get up there and the Egyptian pharaohs that had like
5,000 guys buried I'm gonna flex my knife
I'm gonna do a couple twirls and the end honestly
They're gonna get jealous. They're gonna be jobs the Egyptian pharaohs that got buried with millions of dollars worth of gold
Yeah, right golden but not a CS2 knife, but not a CS2 knife
You're sitting there with the sick ass butt. What is gold gonna give you what is gold gonna get to the actual life?
What what what currency do you need there? What's the CS2 skins?
Butterfly CS2 skins are the currency of heaven
that official currency official that's Pokemon no it's CS2 skins it's CS2
skins 100% 150% I guarantee you I guarantee you they're like hey we like
in like a mid-level have an apartment I'm gonna be like buddy I just bought a
Gamma Doppler phase 4 factory new at 9 by net and they're gonna be like whoa
wait a second when you go in that elevator hit the top button hit the top
button so now let's ride
I
Special slut
Thank you
My butthole back up
Watch out, I got this!
Let it rip!
Where we have to go?
Let it rip!
Give it a shot!
Open up, bitch!
How are you?
Do you know where we need to go?
No?
You know where we need to go?
Yes, behind the train station.
Behind the way!
Behind the marksman, we have to go.
Have you seen the mainframe?
I actually forgot to listen what you say behind a mark room over by train station
she needs a Nobel Peace Prize no no no no no no let's ride
I don't want to die today. I don't want to die. I don't want to die today. I got sniped.
Someone broke both my legs with a sniper rifle. Oh, what a good shot. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That was somebody else.
Hi.
All of me, Gage.
All of me, Gage.
Oh.
Pew, pew, pew, pew.
I'm back from my sniper shot.
Aw, you lucky dog.
You're not lucky.
They barely almost nicked an artery.
Oh.
Wanted an artery?
Hit it.
Oh.
All right, come on gang. It's past midnight, dude
All of you
Fuck our friendly fire. Yeah, see oh my gosh. Is that us?
Oh, the bossry guys
There's no way a real player should he ask you the hill.
IT IS IT IS!
EVERYBODY FUCKING RUN!
Hey, what was that?
Oh fuck, Gingy's gonna die.
Gingy's gonna die.
Hey, we should push back into the garage.
Kill him and take the stuff with him, yeah?
Think about it, think about it.
Why don't we do that after you pop the flare and get your quest done?
Oh yeah, good thinking, boys.
Yeah.
That's why I feed you big bucks, boys. Yeah, good job.
All of you boys, bye.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're poof shot in the farts and then farts and then sharts and then sharts and then diary and diary turns into syphilis. I'll be there
We have to go to the woods one back here
Excuse me, mr. Fen
I'm not in the game. Do not hinder my progress.
The one all the way back down here.
Right here.
This one is where peanut has to.
I got to pop that shit for real.
Gupa right there. Come pop.
Come pop me pussy over here. Oh, God.
I'm hurting for a squirt.
Fuckin' pop.
I'm hurting for a squirt.
Alright, where is it?
Right here.
Right here? Well, I'm good.
Yep.
And I look right up.
Shoot it up.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, fuckin' pop.
Yeah!
Oh!
Nice!
It can beat it.
Oh, two killer bots.
Let's go, boys!
Should we go all the way back around the field?
I think it was you.
Yeah, I think it was left right here.
I'm going right here.
Okay, good things.
You're good.
I personally think we should go all the way around.
We kill him last time guys. I'm saying if we can kill this boss and all his booties
We will have a bunch of kids for the next couple rains. It's a month
100% yeah, yeah 1-800 squirt now
Was that you shooting? No, now that was me shooting
No
Oh fuck
Are you okay with it budge? Yeah, I'm winning sign. Yeah. Oh, are you okay? Yeah, I'm so great to hear. Oh
That's great. I'm gonna get it to do it great
We can't get to the building
No, I don't you die. Yeah, it's the boss. Oh my god
Oh, we're dead. We're gonna die. That's good. All right. They oh my god. I'm stuck in a bush. I can't lay down. Oh my god. Oh my god
You gotta suck on peanut
We see the machine
I
Couldn't see
I
We all of this should be more than two
Confident in that first. It's very confident that first shot very confident. I thought I got him
Ah, I got him. I got face penetrated by buckshot three times. Are you ready for what?
There should be at least four to five more guards. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take blue hearts kid and go kill the rest of them
Okay, I really need this so I'm gonna go do
Thank you my boy
I'm in pain. Oh my god, you never give me that water. Oh my god. I have water on my body. It was behind where you were at
I
Check it. This is a scam
My james jim jim body has water. Oh my god, I need to be a person. Yo
I see you.
Always though when the great day happens.
When an 8 happens, um, most of the time, unless they're kind of far away, sometimes they don't.
There he is!
down there. Ginger, you are dead because of me. Why?
That's the wind.
He not got me killed. Are you kidding me?
Actually, what's new? I'm used to it by now.
Pfft, who's one?
Who's the other person?
We're just very, very confident in you, or in his first shot that he lowered his gun and God murdered you after.
Pfft, pfft, pfft.
My gosh.
My shoulder hurts from all this.
It was a good shot, it was a good shot.
It was a good shot.
It was a very good shot, guys.
Okay?
Yeah, so good.
I shot a nut-trusted penis.
Oof!
You got this.
Thanks, Bosh.
I'm out of the move.
Fuckin' hell.
Oh, it should be.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm freaking so bad.
Excuse me sir, sorry, sorry.
This is serious.
And um, this is serious.
Oh! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
Mental health, if you help me with depression, keep being a shining light in this dark world.
Oh!
Absence!
Move, move, move, make some burn!
Godspeed, Godspeed!
Get out! Get out!
Oh look at him joke!
I'm not joking! I'm not joking! I'm not joking!
I'm doing very good. I'm the best player ever.
You're not!
I'm overstimulated from watching you peanut.
I'm overstimulated too.
Hey, that bitch.
What's up?
It's your card punch next time, pussy.
I had to give him the old one too.
Jimmy his jambles tickle his fancy.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally, Jimmy and his jambles, that shit.
Jarvis, jerk it a little.
Jarvis, lick my bean while you play the blues.
Jarvis, play Ray Charles and slowly stroke it.
Jarvis, take my sack while you play Freebird.
Orange yields, please, out of minimum.
Thank you.
Jarvis, you're doing great.
And I appreciate you helping me
with those previous requests, along with my friend.
And here's to your requests.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
now would that be all the guards how many did you feel like a median it can
spawn any words from five guards
Oh fuck my ass! He's got a hammer on him!
Oh fuck!
I'm back! I'm back!
Shit!
You're dead.
Oh, that's real person.
Sir, sir, hold on.
Hold on.
I have a gift for you.
There's 30 Lugersci.
Don't spit it on one place.
Stupid bitch.
God, Jim.
30 Lugersci.
There he is.
got him! hey he's got a buddy too, he's got a buddy though
fucking boys lock it!
who should I score?
he's definitely got a buddy, he's definitely got a buddy, I'm gonna do a quick see you guys
fucking
Here we go, they're doing good, so far so good, so far so good, so far so good, so far so good, so I'll go to the roof and I'll pop them, the finger popped his asshole.
No, it's sticking in there.
Like that.
Lockered.
Somebody told me you just killed Parmesan or whatever his name is.
No, he's not Parmesan.
I do that, I believe him.
There's two scabs they're doing.
Here's the other one.
Oh
Got him I was definitely an AI. I don't know where buddy is
That was war my god
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna start
Oh, you're getting real tired over here.
The hell is this hooligan hat?
Ah, there he is.
Don't you?
Excellent raid.
Gentlemen, excellent raid.
Perfect extract.
Perfect extract.
Do you have a game?
I forgot they added that one right there.
It's a new one.
It's a new one.
A lot of people don't know about it yet.
It's called the head eyes extract.
It's cool you can still wear your backpack.
Yeah.
It's pretty nice.
It's pretty nice.
It's very efficient.
Very efficient.
Wow.
Another great raid.
Another great raid.
Oh
I'm getting real real low here. Fuck you John lock it. We're getting to the ice rakers
Okay, I'm in fuck you. We're getting the ice raker. We're getting the ice raker
My wife's gonna be real pissed when I simply don't wake up for breakfast
Breakfast is for pinches
That's what I'm saying who makes breakfast fans with family on a Sunday. That's
You got to report back to proper boys, you got to report back to proper boys at once!
Parkov good? That's right Mr. Fever, that's right.
Hello Baldy, I'm here.
I'm ready.
Why am I giving this guy my cool sense?
Am I supposed to do this? Am I doing this? Why am I doing this?
I don't know, I have no idea.
I'm doing it.
Yes?
Okay.
I'm the best.
Okay, he just went away. I don't even think I talked to him about the thing I wanted to talk to him about.
Oh, son. Wait a second. I don't even think I talked to the guy about what I wanted to talk to him about.
I don't even think that's the right question.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Wait, is it no any jokes or any news of the choppa?
Oh, yeah, the choppa.
The choppa.
The choppa.
Oh, you remember that famous line?
Proceed to the choppa!
I didn't want to leave you hanging and I had to find my little friend and now he does Vin Diesel.
Yeah something like that. Yeah. Actually what was his name? It was Vin Diesel. He goes proceed directly to the Jamba.
Oh is that other guy? It was a Jamba.
Schwarzenegger what?
I don't know
On who what Arnold? I don't who
On who now?
Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't know who
Are we stupid
Did you all have you know it's not Saturday anymore
I'm just kidding. I say that every time anyone says that guy's name. You could
That's how you say it. That's his name. You said it right. Oh my gosh, you you made me
start freaking out. I say that anytime anyone says I got a
I
Have to hit over the AMG 10 fluid to prep her I don't know that Papa John's talk
Hmm, do you need this water still much AMG 10 food? What is that except for like his car?
You need the fuel now. Okay. We gotta go find it. It's on
On reserve
It says it says optional objectives located obtained amd 10 food on reserve you also have to all to find an alternate transport to the icebreaker
You were saying wait you have to do what I also have to find an alternative transport to the icebreaker
So we need to talk to the btr one
Yes, btr
I
I just heard your Stanley hits.
That's not a Stanley. That's it's a Stanley.
Fuck my bad.
Yeah, don't don't not make that mistake again.
Do not make that mistake again.
That was a bad assumption. I'm out of line.
Fuck yourself. Guys, where do we get the AMG, Ted fluid?
I can't I'm level 14. Oh my god, stupid pussy. Oh, but I'm only 7,500 xp away from level 15
Oh, we're so proud of you, buddy. Okay, then let's go to the BTR and try to get you. Oh, that's a great idea
And I kill Sturman for the xxp. Yeah, wait just kidding
The storylines don't give you XP. No, I know we'll just go to the BTR and I'll kill the server on the way for the XP
Okay, I'll beat his ass
Fuck him up. Beat his dick. I'll be his dick a thousand times. They're jerking them off. Yeah, take this Sturman
Take this German
Take this to Sturman's brothers
Wank, wank, you want my scratch again?
Wait, why is that saying you can't buy it when it's literally on the flea market?
Does it have to be found in Raid?
Wait, hold on, they're lying, liars, liars, liar, liar, blitz for hire, that's it, come
here, Sturman, wank, that's it, come here, Sturman, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
that's it, come here, Sturman, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
Yeah. Oh, we still want to go
to woods to do the beach yard thing.
I have to go to reserve anyways.
I see we go to woods to switch it up quick and talk to the beach yard.
Okay.
Okay.
Hmm.
Guys, I will need an item from you guys if you have one of these.
It's a armor helmet rig headset combo.
I got you.
Thank you
Thank you. Did you use your kind to me and water please I?
Can also use some water and some booze you that makes for a very much
I can also use I can also use 11 BCP FMJ
7-6-2 7-6-2 my video one yeah, I got some oh bet you do but bitch
Okay
Now I don't have any
I'll bring the food and water to you.
You're good, you're good.
Where are you?
Oh, Mr. Lowe's mobile for
this one good man, good a man.
Hey, my boy, he's my boy.
Huh?
It's a Darius Phelps. You gave two pups after me. Peanut and motion. That way. That's
the way that's true. That's the way that's true.
Oh, John, do you think it's true that Mr. Phelps yet, not the one that swims, this one right
here, named his two pets, peanut and motion, his two dogs?
Yes.
Yes, the regulators are a rare breed, brother, that is true.
That is true.
There are more people.
I guarantee there are more people in the world walking around
with a bungulator or peanut tattoo than there are with anybody
with a president tattoo.
Like of any president of the United States ever.
No, that's not true.
That's just simply.
I agree.
No, I think it's true.
That's true.
I realize there's been like 50 fucking presidents.
There's only been one buggy later.
Okay, well, all right, obviously, okay.
Orah, hold up, wait a minute, Orah.
I have Orah, dude, dude, dude, dude, wait a minute.
Wait a second, hold up, Orah?
Orah, wait a second.
Hold up, I'll give you that one.
That was, that was some Orah.
That was guys, Orah.
Orah.
Pfft.
All right, let's do a sing, let's do a sing.
Let's fucking do a sing.
Let's do a sing.
I
Regards like a picture of you and Washington crossing the Delaware. Let me say oh
Oh, my way that she would be sick. Oh my god. I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna steal that
I'm gonna use that I'm getting that tattooed on my butt. Oh my god me and Washington crossing the Delaware to give the guys that were there the disease
Like
Are we going again?
I'm gonna chat GPT that I love AI replace of graphic designers. I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna chat GPT dude. I hate AI
That's close to slur status, but you just said it's close to slur status
I'm kidding. I mean, I hate it. I don't know what you can do more cancel today saying that or a slur my boy
You can you get nothing you can
Graphic designer that could make me jack that in my mind with a girthy wiener within four and a half seconds
I will be a faster, but the quality is less
No, 100% I can have a name tag. This is my name and that is running through chat GPT
It'll say something in Swahili somehow
That's true. I don't know how I can't figure out English
It can transform you into anything you want it made her be be into a peanut click, but God forbid you give it some fucking English
sentences
Five words five words it's God forever. I'll forget it. I was just bringing you armor
helmet and headset right and gun and ammo and choose he that loves America damn
right I knew it's the best country I'm playing at best country got ever created
see someone already made it someone already made this beat a crossing do it
Perfect perfect. Let's do a thing. Let's ride
Play with Tony you're gonna do I'm gonna dedicate a year of my life to taking roids and I'm gonna frame mug landmark
Nobody will ever know you could just say you did it and then I'm gonna be the song
I'm gonna frame log while he's jester gunning. I'm gonna frame my landmine
Dude, you're gonna frame mom giga Chad while he jester do yes while he's just a good I'm gonna frame log landmine
I'm gonna frame like a bog off dude
I hate my life
I want to start a shotgun so bad in-game.
Oh, it was a game in Tarkov?
Oh shit, let's ride!
I think you kind of say I think I actually fat peanut knob the button and put me back
in a circle.
You finger press the button.
Oh my god.
That's a throwback.
Look at that.
I think I fat peanut knob the button.
That's a rollback.
Oh I'm bloody.
Rollback.
Rollback.
Rollback.
Rollback.
Rollback.
Rollback.
Rollback.
Rollback.
The only entry you have
You know what, wait hold up, I don't have that entry anymore, damn
I don't, hold up wait, no no not that one, I'm talking about the
You want, fuck it, we're gonna run this straight old style
Hold up, wait, let me do my other intro
Hold up, let me do my other intro
Wait, hold up, let me do, wait, wait, wait, wait
The Pongulator, back online.
Mission, Liberation, Raid, Dark Off, Rhymer and Targets, any and all Red Chinese invaders.
I
Let's ride
Dude now take that intro and think about how much faster AI can make it fuck yourself. Jinn
Hey, I could never recreate what I felt right there
there honestly same I'd like to see AI gargle some nuts like me dude you let
him know do the video or picture of it yeah yeah exactly I would you guys go
would you guys go right I'm gonna play this way in the circle I'm gonna play
this way in the circle yes I want you guys yeah where'd you go I only like you
second you say okay good go good I'll be ganked all of the ganked all of the ganked
Yeah, I think it's a little out of line. I'm losing my life.
That's for money.
Nothing weird. Not in a while.
Oh, good.
Bum bum bum. Bum bum.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
What do we need to do here?
Fine beach.
Do you have a BCP FMJ?
Yeah, I'm walking to the camp. Don't blow my face up, please God.
There's also a staff. Oh, did you murder them?
I gotta get XB, so we gotta go to Mr. BTR, man.
How much do you need? I need 11.
Got 12.
to beat the arm and how much do you need I need 11 back 12 figure leave it let's see
I'll leave it don't get your spirit you might come in protect the back of this thing right
there's a lot of shit in it not off it should make me do the swap into one spot we can get
by the game someone on the hill I don't know if it's a person oh it's two
two pms on the hill she's she's yeah this is this is let's see me but they
don't look good both were in cockham that's right here right Genji see him
yeah they should this killed one Genji murdered one it's weak this week
I can
You're the one I
Have a quick bag
You okay?
I just unloaded 20 magazines into the fucking hopes and dreams it didn't even touch them
We're good rounds out of my magazine
He just gave you a bunch
Are you guys making moving?
Yeah, what's that mine tired?
Body hurts I'm pushing toward mr. Bussy follow me. Thank you for saving my life, Genji
Genji you're a good friend
Okay peanut..
EEEEEEEE
Gets me such a busy EEEEEEEEEEEE
Good
Deeper peepers open boys
You peepers open
What the fuck is that?
John!
What?
The player is fucking jammed!
Dude, I thought there was someone next to me.
Yeah, me too.
I was about to start ripping it.
I was about to rip it in.
But I'm gonna empty a whole magazine of tree.
Oh, okay.
Is that your river?
Oh, nope.
You're not a chunk.
Oh, gee.
We're going towards sniper scab rock by the way, John.
I'm going towards dickhead rock.
Dickhead rock.
Dickhead rock.
Dickhead rock.
I'm just going to beep for just a moment, see if there's just a busty in there, pop
and shut off the xp then we can check it out
hey cock-cock fellas did you don't murder me
just looking at you yeah you ready though okay that's me
I'm peeping I'm a peeping I'm a peeping
I didn't heard them shoot I'm peeping but I'm not seeing
way out there by Violet
oh she got it
I don't think Mr. Boussy is here
this is right by the car
okay so maybe we go to Old Sawmill
there's a player
towards the Cyber Scout Rock behind the
um wood logs what wait okay all right lock it where box where behind the back
wood logs towards sniper scav rocks gotcha does you know does he know here
oh wait you silly goose that's just a stupid bitch right here it looks like
I'm gonna start to yapping in here, so I'm just gonna just spawn.
Got him!
Got him!
Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Man!
That's my butt cheeks already, I can bend a piece of it.
Ehhh, yeah!
Alright, come on, Diggy, let's go to the fob!
See if we can kill someone!
Okay.
And John too. Oh John. Oh, yeah, come on John
Hey, that's that looked like maybe one of the is that one of the guys guys
Thanks boys, I got confused
I know there's pictures out here lurking in the trees.
Who's that?
I can feel him.
Oh, my God.
You feeling okay back there, John?
There's a ghost in the forest, it's hot in here!
Quick, slug the ghost!
Remember that moment when we were here, Peanut, and you choked on your big mac?
I could have died, Genji!
So laughing back at me!
At least he only died in the game.
My boy!
What just happened?
My boy!
Did you kill the people?
I killed the guy, but he killed John!
He killed me so good.
It's what I would've wanted.
It's mine now.
It's what I would've wanted.
That's right.
That's right.
You're a good man, John.
I took those bullets for you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Oh, brother again.
Thank you, brother.
Oh, he killed Mr. Permission.
This rain.
No, that was you, the other rain, remember?
Oh, he killed Mr. ... This guy killed you.
Killed Mr. Permission this rain.
I know what you're not about.
Who got it to shotgun? Scored!
Oh, I am...
...the small to shotgun as well.
These are all great for the class.
Oh, I'm a little feminist. I'm a little feminist.
I'm a little feminist. Hold on now.
Oh, I got an impeccant in the way.
Oh, and I got the reduced delay.
I got two reduced delays.
I'm really, really feminist.
I'm just going to eat a quick bite to eat.
I hope you're my boss.
Mm-hmm.
I'm dead.
We know.
I'm so fucking...
I'm so fucking down.
Wash it down.
Oh my god, I hate my life.
Oh my...
What?
What's going on, boys?
Oh shit, what was that?
I'm coming near here.
You came as you would.
Okay, now we're good, we're good, we're good.
Should be clear to come inside.
What are we doing here again?
Oh, you're talking to the BGR guy.
Yeah.
I
Pack a quick bag
Okay
I'm gonna steal Mr. John J. We're quick
Nuts poo all my you TCW John give 16 million rubles and using TCW
What is it? I was using BCP FMJ, but I gave it to my friend. Oh, oh sorry
Trying to be a good friend boss
of
you still need your gas analyzer
I need one more, I got my sorry I need two more
do we need to get out of that scavrow?
no we didn't, I got it
thank you, you got murdered
we got that new area that we've never
but you've never been to before right after I killed that on the staff
we gotta find, oh we should go to that
airdrop
wait, I have a quest indicator thing right here
I had one there too for a second
wait, it's right here
I just found it! I'm gonna read it.
I don't see it.
It's on the side of the sling right here.
Yeah, it's on the side of the sling right here.
Oh!
Thanks, boss!
Good job, good job, good job.
Where's the airdrop drop? Is he close?
This was a player scout.
Where's the airdrop drop?
That's far away. That's not close.
Well, you talk to the BTR anyway, so where are we going to the BTR?
That's true. Yeah, we do have to go that way.
That's where's the beach you're on
That's
Village
Wait
JG
Where's the beach you're eating?
At the old sawmill, maybe
Well, then let's do it. Let's go get them
I'm a little fat
We're swapsie backpack
What are you feeling up?
I'm kind of filled up. I I can't even gain Sam. I mean
Yeah, I can't drop anything. I need this loot
It's kind of just crawling for me for a little bit. I'm not gonna lie to you
I think I'm gonna crawl for a bunch of raids. I need this room bad
I keep dropping loose so I can stay mobile, but I need this stuff
We could just wait and spot where he goes.
Swap and see if...
Nah, it won't help.
Where does the beach yard go?
He said wait somewhere where he goes.
Yeah, Old Fungal, back over here.
Okay, okay.
All low being gay, all low being gay.
How heavy are you right now?
I'm 61.5.
Never ask a lady her weight. That's true. Never ask a lady how fat she is. Let me just see your bag
Okay
How massive she is it's not how ginormous
That's right. You can still gain stand can you I could I know?
What give me your gun on the back, okay, all right
I'm just stealing from me. I'm still a regenerate I'm doing my guys are fat beds
maybe your squash armor 2017 targ off we're first no no no armor on no we're fine we gotta
wave to the DTR anyways.
A little bit of emergency water ration.
This is how they drink milk in Britain.
You know that?
You drink milk on a batch.
Yeah, like a bunch of barrel animals.
Yeah, like Canada too.
You know that Canada too is gross.
In Canada too?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is wrong with me?
Imagine just not leaving it.
Imagine, imagine, imagine you going to be a,
and you don't, you, okay guys,
that's how you say it now!
You going to be a fridge,
and you're just going to squint,
oh let me grab this, you fist,
the bag of milk.
Grab it like it's a plush toy,
and then smack it on your table.
Fuck it, how do you even,
yeah, put it on your table, how do you even pour that out?
Wouldn't it just like,
squeeze it you gotta like cut it open and then you just leave it are you
serious open open to the pheromones of your fridge
I'm going in a picture. Yeah, but a picture is an airtight.
It's bulk!
So easy to just screw a cap on.
I was just going to say, there's a little cap that you can actually buy for bags, and you can screw a cap on it.
No, it's just unnatural. It's unnatural.
It's like the Liger. The tiger plus the lion.
That's your top butt? It's like that, but worse.
is instead of abusing animals you're abusing yourself. Exactly. I'm buying a bag of map like a freak.
I'm lucky. I should one for good on you abusing animals would be worse than abusing yourself.
For the purposes of the joke let's just see the other ones where.
It's flippy floppy just for the joke. Yeah just for the joke that's flippy floppy.
All of me gank Bob. I'll be more tired.
Fuck you so John
This is where the big yellow stuff, huh?
Yeah
I'll show up on the top of
The hill or the top of the mountain. Yeah. Well, how many lapses to do around the the map of one raid?
Just a few I mean it keeps going
By the way, milk expiry dates are nothing to be joking about.
I, yesterday, well it must not be yesterday, but it was the 29th, and that was yesterday,
just because it was fast midnight.
I had a dial to them talking about I never even opened yet, and it was one day past expiry,
and I was like, oh you know what I mean, these are like recommended things, and I pour out
the milk and it literally comes out in fucking slices.
Yeah, I think I had three gallons of chocolate up in there.
So I simply grabbed the one that wasn't expiring.
Oh, there's the care package!
I see it!
Oh, you do?
I see the care package.
It's going to be massive force, Gigi.
It's going to be awesome.
Okay, wait.
Do you want to swap backpacks again?
Yeah, swap backpacks.
Look at it.
Look at it.
It's going to be massive.
Where did he go?
Gigi, I will go first to make sure it's safe.
Okay.
Where did he go?
Gigi I will go first to make sure it's safe. I wouldn't want you dying, did you?
Here's your bag of stuff.
Oh, yes, I know this is a sacrifice, but only I am brave enough to make it, but in return you must give me one item.
I think I did.
Who's the Goopa Troopa? Oh.
What do you need?
I require one item for my bravery.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, I can give you something different than it being that big.
No, no, I need this for my bravery.
All right, I will be the brave one and check it out.
I'll give you extra stats.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I took some of your food, I guess.
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't know, I don't think I took that thing,
but maybe I might take it.
I love supporting small scrammers, dude.
Oh, there might be a LUTX in there.
It's a medical one.
It's a medical one?
How do you know that?
You winch?
Not a medical sign on the side.
You're a winch.
That's what's going on here.
You can literally see it on the side of the box.
Winch, winch, burn her, burn her!
Winch, winch, burn her, burn her!
Are so
Heard she can also read
Alright, okay, I stand back stand back. I'm very brave right now
What okay, all right, I know that was you jg fuck yourself
I'm so brave. I'm so brave
I'm so brave gonna need those immediately. All right. Oh, no, they don't do that. What the hell is pot day? Oh
Did you don't come close I'm being brave you don't want to get shot it could be dangerous over here
Don't come close it could be dangerous trust him. Oh, yeah, don't oh do not come over here. Oh my god
It's so dangerous over here. Oh my god. It's so dangerous. It's so dangerous over here. Oh my goodness. It's so dangerous
Oh, do not come over here. It is super dangerous. Oh
Oh my goodness, this is so dangerous, don't go over there, this is so dangerous.
Do you still need your large Tashanka for your quest?
Yeah, I got one right here.
I have one, too.
Oh, that's dandy, I would love that.
We put mayonnaise in my ass.
What do you say, boys?
You got the HF1, which is for your quest.
Oh yeah, what Christ?
The stim quest, remember?
you? Oh my...
The Vins is a Dispensive Coord.
The Vins is a Dispensive Coord, indeed.
What do you about that? Except you want me to make a little pop sign.
All right? A little pop sign.
All right, I'm a little fat.
Little fat fat beds
What are you doing? Yeah, I'm standing you're lucky. Yeah
There's the winch burn her burn her burn her now
Bpr man. I don't know where's the job?
if the car is here it is not it's not oh my god fuck my ass 3,000 times and we
have a house kids oh no
I guess I'm trying at all oh that's so fantastic that's fantastic
each yard doesn't always spawn yeah it doesn't that's right it's 100%
I've never been on a wedding.
I've never been on a wedding.
I'm married next month and she asked me to
officiate the ceremony and she wanted me to
add into my speech, love you Pete.
It's 80%
what?
I don't know
what officiate means so it's going to be hard for
me but let me tell you.
Certainly we didn't get the 20%, right?
I
Guys what is officiate me to the wedding
What?
It's a fish
To officiate your wedding like it to finalize your wedding. Oh does that mean you're the priest?
Yes
Whoa
We got a priest right now in in the bungalow. Yeah, we got a priest reppin is sad
What do you even say during an officiation that word does it add fish use the word you would say do that
Don't is that like a script you eat? Oh, fuck
It's a static you
Oh my gosh
We have nine minutes
enough about being a priest and officiator ready
sorry bud
that's something i know about
streets?
you got 15
it's so much easier to find them
i believe in you
god speed
hey what did you say?
we can just go to streets
it's so much easier to find the vcr on the streets
i'm a chunky monkey
oh yeah yeah
i'm a chunky monkey
You're gonna need food and water though. Oh, here's a tachanka. I'm a chunky monkey. And here's your stim
I'm a chunky monkey. Here's your propa doll if you need some. Everything's disappearing right in front of my very eyes. Oh
Jets
Right here. I got the propa doll. I got the chip it all. Alright, let's move
We go pop the chip it all
Pop the propa doll
Oh
My bags
Thank you boys, all right, let's move out
Did John insure his gun
No, I'm gonna keep it he didn't insure it no
He I remember his last night was I was on that hill with him you weren't the engine
He said as he fell to the ground he didn't sure my gun taken so I'll be taking the gun
It's my gun
You heard that right guys remember when he was falling down he died all the way down
Feelings you feel
Say he forgot your rig
All right
I'm so confused he has a
Armored rigged on you come on Jesus there's one dying you I am super heavy
peanut oh it's a jet badass I'm on the move I'm on the grind right now I'm on
the grind nothing is the one that can kill me has a chance to kill me yeah
I have dollars in the one that has it's gonna yeah 5050 I believe
I'll keep my peepers open though see if there's any
PINGOS out here that we need to be worried about
Pina I don't think we're making it if I don't drop his gun
Hold on now
Wait a second
There's no need
We have six minutes. I can't even gain stamina. My bar is halfway
If I keep his like
We have our react
in the woods
yeah
someone I'm drinking the water that I gave you to give you
I'm out of food and water oh shit oh shit
I'm eating some stuff I'm eating some stuff
just couldn't eat whatever's in my bag
peanut this is not working out I'm just gonna make you a gun
okay I'm gonna take peanut
you know where are you what are you I will die for that guy I am he's behind you
behind you you know I dropped it way back there where did you look back where is
it you're on the time limit with that trim it all by the way
Five.
Five.
Five.
Witch.
Five.
It's cast on guns to the fiery oblivion.
I truly, like, I don't think I'm making it, because this is so heavy.
Ah, it'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
Meow!
Just past ya.
see you later stinky
oh you got your fucking tusk
set up
I squeeze you down very mouse
Hey, that, kids.
Got him!
He's a really good guy.
Yeah, probably.
I don't want to die.
Me neither. This made a good read.
I don't want to die.
Can you game-stammer now?
No.
I did throw out a waste of my tribadol.
I used to do it up in adrenaline.
I only last for like 60 seconds, but I'll give you a little bit of push.
Oh shit, they said you could think it.
You can just, if you want, you can drop some of the stuff in my bag.
No, you don't, no.
No, you don't, no, no, no.
Oh, see, this dropped my bag.
No, no, no, no, no. One for all and all for one.
10,000 paces of waste. This adrenaline is hitting hard, holy shit.
Really?
Yeah, it's hitting like a fucking bus. I'm about to start sprinting across the map.
It only lasts for 60 seconds.
Make it 59. I'll make it.
Let me go. Let me go.
I got my armor.
0% chance. 5% chance if you drop your shit.
Oh, did you run the numbers?
Oh, did you, did you, did you look at, did you run the numbers?
Did you run the numbers?
Did you run the numbers?
You know, you got a lot of quest items, you know.
Oh my gosh.
No fucking way there's someone at x-tracks. Are you serious? Are you dead? Yes. No, I'm alive.
That word.
You're my sailor, Cubos.
Drop my bag! NOOOOO!
You just swiped bags by the way at the end.
Yep, yep, yep
Lock it in boys lock it in where's the bag I had
You extracted I need to know where you are search it. Yeah, I'm over at it extract
I'm a coming boss. I'm a coming
I'm a coming boss!
Drop the bag.
Okay, here you go.
Here you go, boss.
Here's my bag, I got.
I extract.
Oh, fantastic.
Thanks, boss.
Follow me, big boy.
Follow me, boy.
Follow me, boy.
There's his pussy-ass.
There he is!
I think he's coming up.
Okay, wait. Here's your- here's your-
Oh.
I'm right on ammo!
How is he not dead?
Okay, let's get out.
Here we are.
And I'll make you a gun, so you can back out that other one.
Oh, fuck.
Silly Ray, gentlemen. Silly Ray.
Who is he?
Who is he?
Actually, I ran the numbers, 0% chance.
If you don't drop your bag, 5% chance.
If you do drop your bag, fuck that guy.
Oh shit, we were like 1500 XP from.
No.
Is there a daily you can like do?
We see, we see, we see.
We see, we see, we see.
Oh.
I
Take a beat everything a beat. I think you
Little people to be a daily a daily a daily
Not looking good boss, but hold on maybe I have a bunch of stuff I can turn it one day, okay
I
Can I oh shit there's an ischro in my bag that you could have taken
What if I hear this
You don't need it for the Jager quest?
No, I would say I would like to.
Um, uh, I, I, the fact I've never played this game, I love watching people play this
crazy buddy.
Nobody likes playing this game!
It's a watching experience.
It's a watching experience.
That's the magic about it.
I
Yeah, there's nothing I can do to get this I think we'll have to just go ahead
Okay, do you want to do?
Streets this will be easier to find
I'm down. Let's do it. Let's let's do it
Okay, hey dingle. Yeah
Also, I'm gonna come in with poop diarrhea weapons because on streets
there are demons beyond comprehension and I'm not trying to lose everything I
just gained by stealing from John also I don't know if you notice this but John
has ditched us and left I saw that yep do not worry he'll be castrated
the planet is already in motion.
There's nothing we can do to stop it.
He's a boulder.
I'll bring you some water.
Thanks boys.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I said
You could
You want me to make you a
No, no you drop that gun in the wilderness. You're gonna live with that for the rest of your life. Okay. I have no money
Hold on now wait a minute hold up wait a minute in terms of money we have
not
We have no money
Okay. Hold on, JD. Hold on. I'm cooking. All right. When there's a will, there's a way. Have you heard of that? Have you heard of that?
Mm-hmm. When there's a will, there is a way. That's what I say.
I'm going to chop a guy's legs off of this thing.
What?
Well, my bullets don't do penetration, so I'm going to chop his legs off.
Oh, okay, okay.
here we go here we go we now we're cooking I mean let me tell you it's hot in
the kitchen it's hot in the kitchen and it's not because I've done the thermostat
it's because I'm cooking Genji it's because I'm cooking nice fire is a
blazing, roaring as high as the roof.
Is there anything you need me to bring in?
I need water.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
We're good.
Let's ride!
Oh, Mr. Crazy Mr. Stardust and Mr. Falcon.
My boyfriend was good man, good, I'm bad.
And Mr. Seth and Mr. Love and my boyfriend was good man,
good, I'm bad.
Thanks to my boyfriend.
Thanks to my boyfriend.
Yeah, the roof is on fire.
We are cooking.
The John created focus field.
No, John didn't create, well, I don't know actually
how that thinking about it.
I think he's one of the founding members.
Yeah, founder. I don't know about creator. I don't know how that works. I don't know nothing.
Um, John sacrifices life for you. He's a good man. He is a good man. He will be remembered.
He will be remembered in the hall of Bunga, Bunga fame. The hall of the bongas.
Oh, that's the ingredient, hold up wait a second.
You got the water boss?
Yeah, I got the water.
Oh fantastic.
All right, let's do this thing.
Let's get the BTR guy and win.
Time to lock in Genji.
No more fooling around.
Nope, no more time for fooling around.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll lock in.
Did he back and talk up?
Love your brother?
Oh no, John.
What you're doing good?
He is doing good.
That fucking is so black.
There's been a table accident, a simple bump of my desk
sent water everywhere.
Oh my goodness.
I just did an accident and it'll bump off my desk as well.
He ruined his PC.
Is that why he left the discord?
Hey, John?
No, he didn't.
He throws in little white lines at wherever he leaves.
He didn't do that.
He just likes to leave with Pizazz, he just likes to leave with Pizazz, he didn't fucking do that.
Um, hmmm.
Right, Shakespeare Lee?
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
USA Never Wanna Things Sorry Lads.
Tweet something bad about your king.
Tweet something bad about your king.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it right now.
That's right.
STINK YOUR ASS DOWN MOTHERFUCKER!!
USN, USN, MADMADMADWATER�0ONGg!!
ELECTRIDE!!!
Thank you.
Oh, that's right, again!
Are you ready for a great rage?
We saw right here this particular time, oh my god go go go go go go go go go go go go
I'm posting up, I'm posting, I'm posting, I'm posting.
All right, air this bitch out.
Anyone who walks into that door, officiate them, JJ!
She can take a cheap
Alright, no telling let's
All of you wanna be gay
No, we would don't think BTR spawns until like five or ten minutes in rain. I was hold on to my
And it normally spawns over down by a hotel
Dude oh, that was a sweet
Water in here for you. Oh, yeah, can't some water boss. Yeah, it takes boss
Oh, boss. Thanks. I've been working real hard, boss.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Where we go?
Probably make our way over to the hotel.
We'll go down.
I
Just got to talk from just a bit she's from Kentucky
Well, they'll pay with me
Bosses guard shooting the snipers
Remember when this room was good with all the Tetris's, those were the times.
I got a sweet beer.
Oh, let's chill for a second.
Did you just chill out?
Come on, did you just chill out for a second?
Oh, yeah, that's a cold one.
No, that's a cold one.
That's a cold one.
Oh, a refresher, a rejuicer.
Oh, I'll check on that.
Follow me, boys, follow me.
What do you want to do?
Oh, fucking kill someone.
Talk to the driver type shit.
Maybe go check the bowels.
The bowels? Oh, I'd love to send the bowels.
That sounds fantastic.
Dr. Mingus approved me exactly.
Exactly.
I don't see anything suspicious yet, Genji, but ah, keep my eyes up and keep me posted.
Now that's a cooler bike.
That's like a beach bike.
A lot of people don't think these bikes are cool, Genji, but they are.
You see the beach bikes?
They really are different.
Oh, yeah, those are fun.
Oh, oh, it's all right, it's all right.
Lock it.
Oh, I see him.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, he was just straight ahead.
I missed him.
Oh I see him. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, he was just straight ahead. Wait, I missed him.
What's going left or right?
Um, left from right. There he is. He has an ulcin on.
Oh, fuck. Oh, hey, gotcha.
Shit. He just jumped over.
Thank this you son of a bitch!
That was actually really good.
That is a sick man.
Oh, shit. I'm gonna have to shoot me the legs for sure.
I'm gonna take a hundred rounds and get through that thing with this ass.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, bitch!
This is all hood.
Represent?
Represent?
What's that in?
What's that?
What's that?
He ain't reppin' his shit like us.
Sheee!
You're scared.
You're scared.
Where could he go?
Where's he gonna go?
No, I mean, he could wrap behind.
He's obviously an experienced player.
Nobody's run that type of shit without knowing what they're doing.
We're gonna have to lock the fuck gate right now.
I've got actually two shortened delay grenades.
That's how I'm gonna kill him.
Or I just hurt someone
Wait, did you go straight for the bars? He's passed us up. He didn't care. Maybe
I don't see my day
around like that? What the hell?
Where's he?
Wait, is he a dead scav out in the street?
Oh, is that him?
Wait, he's right there. I see him if I have something better than what I...
Come to me, come to me. He's really sitting in the corner on...
He's in the corner of the...
Oh, fuck my ass, there's two.
There's two.
They're in the construction site, construction site,
construction site.
OK.
I'm pushing.
I'm going to go upstairs and try to get a different angle.
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do anything.
I can't do anything.
Oh my god.
What?
I can't do something.
I mean, they got too much good shit.
Lock him.
He's no longer where he was.
Oh, I see you, I see me, so the left side, uh, in the middle,
entrance.
And come out.
There's two, but there's one on the left side, middle entrance to the construction.
And then one was all the way on the far right, that's where he's at me from.
Okay.
I don't know what we're gonna do, boys.
If we kill these guys, this is a massive come up, boys, but this is no chance.
There's no chance, this is too, too, too, too, too, too, too massive.
I might try and make a play here, diggy.
Makes up big.
I'm going to the grocery store. I'm going for it. Go, go, go!
Okay, I'm looking for him.
He's the statistics guy that tells me the percent chance to kill these guys.
Hey, is your truck in the grocery store?
Zero percent, thanks Max.
is it another way in?
I don't see them.
what might be the grocery store I don't know?
what's across?
move it up, move it up.
There's someone in here with me.
You serious?
I'll come back, I'll come back.
Go back, go back, go back.
Oh.
Oh.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm really.
One of them was in the grocery store.
I think he was getting some green peppers, two tomatoes, a carton of eggs, a gallon of
milk.
of eggs, a gallon of milk. And then when he died, then when he
finished, he killed me. He killed me immediately.
I don't even see it. Like I'm looking in there and I don't
see him.
Let's take a peek. Let's see what Gigi's up to. Gigi's got this
show clear, my boy. See those ones. Oh wait. Oh, Gigi, I've got
on steven uh can you see a screen here you are
let it cook boys let it cook
she's got this she's got this she's got this 100 percent 100 percent
She's a pro. She is a pro.
DADDY!
You're doing great.
Wait.
That guy's huge!
That man is massive!
He's gonna be disappointed when he's with me. That guy's gonna be pissed.
That's what he's doing. He's laying down my body looting it. That...
Oh...
I think that might be our first stream type of the night. Yeah, he's late.
Oh my gosh, that guy's waking up.
Cook, let it cook, let it cook.
Let it cook.
Let it cook.
do another nice bike yeah at the grocery store
What is this guy doing?
Oh shit, this one doesn't.
I think he just saw her dude I think he just saw her no way he sprinted that fast away
I think he just went out the back. Oh my gosh, the eternal crusadexcent dr. Mingus broke into my house and
resize my hole to the size of a shower drain. How do I rectify this situation? This ain't right.
a 50 bucks real
I'm making this has done you a great service
It's a pretty walk out. Yeah, I see these guys these guys are kind of big. He's guys are kind of big. I mean I
Did not all design literal all day and they would even think he's on the back
Step outside or stop or suit or do anything and push
Never leaving or he's on the back side of the grocery store now
What's up bitches
See those she kills his eyes though massive come up even for her stuff that's have some best voice
I'm gonna come downstairs I
I
Would trust this guy. Hey
I said I came downstairs. Oh, no
No, no, no, no, I'm inside
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, no way, that's chitching away.
Oh, dude.
Oh.
Oh.
Now what?
Away.
What? What are the chances?
I mean, I was watching peanut stream and then I pressed start raid at the same time you guys did on the map you guys were going to.
And then I looked at your screen to see where you went and then I went there.
And then what?
You're here!
I'm right here.
Oh!
Ahhhh!
I got you, I got you. I'm right behind you.
Ah.
He's on a construction site.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna go.
Alright, wait, this guy just sounded very nice.
Not gonna sit on him too high,
but I do think he was doing this on purpose.
I do think he's the same type of...
Why, he's not the good eyes guy!
He's not the good eyes guy.
I do think he was John Puthers.
I don't think this was coincidence.
Oh, God, there's people coming in here.
He's playing the long game. Let me tell you she was playing the long game
Patient looks so handsome. Thank you, John. Thank you. Oh
She is a patient one she is a patient one
Why are you camping?
Well, basically I like to sit inside
Oh my gosh, he has a grenade launcher.
I like when other guys push me.
Dude, are we fucking kidding?
I don't like playing the game.
And so I like to sit inside and do nothing.
He's like over there.
And also this is a big dumb edge.
Fuck you.
Fuck yourself.
If any more questions you guys didn't ask
I'm in vc, but it's scared to talk
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just missed him.
Oh, fuck!
She's cooking, she's cooking!
Wheeze up!
I think he's like stuck in that little spot
Get him get him JJ you got this
Or he shut the door
He jumped.
This is intense.
This is intense.
Blink.
The problem is, is he has a grenade launcher.
If I push him, he's going to blow me up.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Is it blank?
Was that me?
What?
It was blank me.
Blink you're just staring not moving not breathing. It's intense. It's an intense situation
It's gonna jump scare me when she inevitably gets blown up
Across my feet
Is your buddy still alive?
No
I'd say just fucking kill everyone.
Good idea.
Oh my gosh, that'd be tiered.
I-I fucking can't hear anything.
What did he- what did he say?
You can't hear what?
I think someone jumped in.
No, did you hear what she said?
I
Had a cook boys ladder cook another day
Are we fucking for real right now
And I day I got a big three for the OGs
Thank you down the threads
Oh my god, she got him!
Holy shit, did you see that?
Did you see that?
Holy fuck
Woooo
Woooo
Woooo
Oh
Oh my god
Woooo
He has a family
He has another guy though
He has a Christ
Woooo
Woooo
There's another guy
Was that the guy with the rocket?
No, I think his friend on the side of the building
Oh
What if that was a buddy
I hope it was fuck that guy. No, I don't think it was
Too heavy
Booby booby the guy that
Was on the side of the building with the grenade launcher just jumped inside
He's just one more boy, Steve.
I have an officer he died.
Come bloom.
All right, P. Mr. Officer, he just got hit by a bazooka.
I think about it every time I hit the hooker.
Boom.
Kablam.
Mission piece, Mr. Officer, he got hit by a bazooka.
I think about it every time I hit the hookahs.
There's two of them outside.
Boom.
Kablam.
Fuck.
Look.
Why are they playing with me like this, I hate it.
I say you don't beat the shit out of them.
Yeah?
Doesn't sound too bad.
Give them the business.
Give them the business.
We just dropped this backpack. It's getting serious.
Oof.
Twenty or thirty more minutes of digging around outside. He's coming in
Watch out get ready
It's the Olsen guy
And there's a guy at the front too
Give this piston stop camping.
Hold on, let me go ahead and spring up my body from the ceiling like a puppet master.
Go ahead on out there.
You stupid man, time dead!
This is Deadly!
Hmm?
Hmm
His next one has to be her body right there's only two bad guys
Oh
Buddy died RIP RMP RIP recipes bless up bless up
He was a good man. He was a good man who I'm certain was screams. I think I know it
Oh, she's a loon. She's goofing in the middle of the street with an enemy on her left.
Where'd he drop his bag at?
He's aura fobbing. That's what's going on here.
Big cajones. Big cajones.
Heard him drop his bag.
He's gone.
I think he was on the front of the building.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, I see it.
Here it is.
Here we go.
Oh
You got here going on around here players have extra
Never seen that before
E-Pc too
6 and a 9
I
Actually, you know what I know what I'm gonna do
What are you gonna do Genji yeah, let us know lay it on us. What's what what you cook it up
I'm going to drop my gun.
I see you going there you big fuck out of my desk.
Next.
Nikita just tweeted you LOL no he didn't, no he didn't, Liar!
I guess he did, he did.
Oh, sir, pal, sir, buddy, sir, buster, sir, buster, no, you liars, you shabers, then fine,
what did he say?
Everyone type at once, everyone type at the same time, what did he say, what did he say,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, say it, say it, say it.
Oh shit!
Oh shit, every single same thing.
What?
Hold up, what are you saying?
What are you saying? Hold on now.
What are you saying?
What is this?
What's going on here?
Some new stream, alright pal, alright, okay, alright, he's getting frisky, he thinks he's
a funny guy, he thinks he's Mr. Funny, he thinks he's Mr. Comedy, alright, he thinks
he's Mr. Idiot.
CJ4888 sent, I did some yard work for a friend of mine and he paid me in 6 million likes
and shares.
Hell yeah brother!
I'll take them to you at the dance, good deal!
This is the key, though. This is the key, though.
Hmm
He's missing toys I
Won't lie. I think this is taking a little long. I think this is taking a little long
I'm glad did you say it safe we've been here for 20 minutes
Let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook
That one just counts.
As you count, John, you might get even cut through.
Phoenix!
Phoenix!
Phoenix!
Phoenix!
What are you saying?
Oh
Johnny give it up buddy
Give it up John
Give it up. Oh, I guess I'm the winner winner winner chicken dinner. Where's the winner chicken dinner right?
I
Where's that one I was too loud my mic didn't pick it up. Oh, I went I went I went I went I went
You got juice you got juiced up
I
Mean there's there's two other dead bodies, but I don't think I
Don't think I lose those
Second guy has a grenade. No, no, I killed the guy with a grenade launcher. What am I saying? Yeah
But yeah, I
Say you do what but your heart desires
I
Jump on I
Think I go get also
What the penis game and get John want that to be
Every time you said it I started laughing so hard I started coughing
You know any water I don't have any water to
You know wash it down because I just spilt it onto my computer and laugh and
I did go upstairs to get a new mouse for my office because
I broke this one with water.
Mouses don't break with water.
I'm possible.
Lie.
I bet you find houses.
Put yours in the sink right now.
Fine, I will.
Fine!
I repeat another action!
Oh god.
Oh
Cities killing hey
Okay, I'm gonna get out I think
How'd she go? How'd she go? What? You know what? Before you even answer it's because
you're cheating. Was that the guy that killed you?
Um, I forgot how I died. It feels like months ago.
Sorry, I was kind of fighting against four other people in the middle of the world.
No worries, no worries, no worries.
Oh shit, it's Crash site.
Oh, I died from the grocery store. I don't know what I died to. It was instant, and it was death.
I'm pretty sure it was the ultimate guy.
He was the one that was in there.
This isn't even a P that you're speaking to anymore, JG.
This is P that's great, great, great grandson.
He died waiting for you to get out of this rain.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I was pinned between four men.
Four men, my man.
The dream.
Fuck, I wish I was still alive in this rain.
Why did I have to pour water on my computer?
I could have been in there.
Hey, at least I have a really nice new gun for you.
Oh, that's great.
Thanks, Shinji.
John, I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to Peanut.
Yeah, fuck you, John.
You have money, sir.
But yet you still come in like a broke-ass throwaway.
That is true.
That is true.
I just want to play games with my friends.
I don't need this ridicule.
Fuck you, John.
All right.
Those guys got shit on them though.
Good work out there, Gigi. Good work.
Thank you.
Excellent work out there, Gigi.
20,000 hours in a game looks like.
Wow! Worth it!
I died by almost Friday.
And, no, he was actually not the only guy. He had a mutant.
Yeah, he died in your body.
No, no, no, that's what he has now.
Oh, fuck this guy.
I killed almost Friday.
Oh, good work.
Good work, good work.
Good work.
Fantastic work out there, JG.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that was the guy with the, uh, he had the DVL.
And another gun.
Wait, what was the other gunshot?
DVL, Drizzy.
I'm back, by the way.
Wait, what?
Are you playing yet dude? I'm not kidding. I got up after I ended stream and poured water everywhere
I was gonna get off 12. Okay. I'm back to get it off. Oh, should we play one more? Are you back?
What about a quick shotgun factory?
I'm done for whatever shotgun factory, baby shotgun, baby shotgun, please. Please. I can't buy it
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
You don't have to jealous your seven millimeter.
Let's ride.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling good about this one.
I'm feeling good about this one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Don't get off.
Don't get on hard time, but buddy. I
I streamed 19 hours today
This is this day doesn't even count the other day
You bring a shotgun ginger one meter
I'm gonna bring one
Her head
Wait for me. I thought you were going to. No, yeah, I got one. I got one. I
Just both didn't want to be you know
Double shotgun depth on a Saturday double shotgun down by Saturday. Well, it's actually a Sunday now. Oh
Shit, you're right. I'm sliding slurs down in the journals so we can save it for next Saturday
Hold them until the time is right
No flare-ups in traffic, that's right, that's right. Yeah, I don't care who cuts me off
I'm not saying or or or at all unless it's a Saturday
Out of respect out of respect because I'm a respectable man and save it for the day. That's right. That's right
Fuck you joint
Why is peanut racist
because your mom was what I'm fine with that doesn't make any sense but I'm sorry can I
get an indie guitarless way this I got Jim that's one of those trick questions that's
one of those trap ones right like when you ask does your mom know that you're gay oh
Yeah, I want to those.
Yeah, because you I mean,
the chair, which is my voice.
I'm just giving you an example.
I wish my mom knew I was gay.
I wish my mom knew I was gay, too.
Exactly.
Thank you, John.
Thank you, John.
Excellent.
That's one of those trap questions because you can't.
I mean, like it's like just like if you weren't, if you just buy
chance word, there's no way to say that you weren't.
There's no way without saying the answer they want you to say exactly exactly. Mm-hmm. It could be anything
All right, um, I'll wait wait. Let's see. Let's see. Uh, we can see it here. Let me get you in here. You go
Was that not the Stanley that was the Stanley that was the Stanley actually that was a different Stanley
Yeah, yeah
You bring two Stanley's full of water in there so you don't have to exchange them that is correct refill it. Yes
Yeah, thank you. You are a fucking specimen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I was thinking about getting the camel back. What about that?
Dude, oh my god, that would be legendary. Oh, yeah a camel back while gaming. Just
Do you know they have like just shit yourself through what if we get like an IV line, but it's a catheter
Oh, I would do that just for fun, like not even put anything in it.
Imagine one day when technology is so advanced that you can wake up and put your butt on
the wall and have an automated coffee and I'm like, oh shit, let's ride.
really good last raid. You think he gets that ammo or is it gone forever? That ammo is so
So gone forever.
Lock in.
Come on, where's your blood?
It's by this little speck of dirt.
I got it!
Nice!
Regigi has...
Behind you.
She's not talking.
Oh, she's talking.
Boom! Bam! Boom!
She's massive!
What the fuck?
I did get those first.
100%.
Alright, once Reggi dies, I'm going to pry her armor off her cold-dead body, and then
once I die, you pry the armor off of my cold-dead body.
Okay?
I'll get it boys, I'll get it.
Oh, that door's open.
The door's open to party Pete or whatever.
Most men Pete.
Most men bad.
Hmm, honey, beep, honey, beep!
Everyone in there, same time, go!
There's no one in here.
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's a gun!
That's a gun!
Oh, my god, where did he-
Where did he get the gun?
He took it, he-
Okay, you fuck me!
Oh, fuck my ass, he'd be beans.
Oh, my god.
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
Let's go!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Put his arm around, put his arm around!
Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.
Pop bubble, pop bubble, heads up!
What the fuck is going on?
Oh!
Oh!
Yes!
Is he alive? Is he okay?
Oh.
He's gone gone.
I wish I had kept pouring water.
Have been.
I
Have to go up to go
That's okay, John. I did my best boss. He's great boss degrade
I should be at we had
Here
He's up in the office
oh wait I killed him
really?
oh there's another
oh my gosh
I'm going in I'm going in
where did me?
oh my god he's fucking massive
he's fucking huge
oh my god
oh my god
God, my god, he's fucking massive!
He's fucking huge!
Ah!
God, I'm...
Talk on my penis tonight, baby, come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby, come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby, come and suck my penis, just suck it tonight
Too easy, too easy!
Give the bunny a patty patty patty, man
We are back!
We are
You see you okay yet come on the stairs over here still
What there's only one I
think so
He's more up on them
Yes, he was the best probably right
You know fucking Zabrallo on and an airframe holy shit
I zero the back
Is that you no dummy
There's one in the office you dead
I fucking wouldn't do this time where you had
I'mma use me to get a hold.
I'm going in!
Die you motherfucker!
I got him!
Nice.
You're looking good.
You're looking good.
Easy.
I have no one with no legs.
I'm almost a peanut.
and the only big jobs that none of those big gems we are on fire right now
we are fire you know scout players are about to spawn it I'd like to see them
I'm trying to pry this shit to my shoulder!
You want my bigger bag?
Maybe.
Maybe.
We see.
I'll take your bigger bag, yeah.
Because.
The pillbox can save you room if you put it inside my bag, by the way.
Oh.
Alright.
Let me just wear it.
Take the mag out of the mp5 and put it in the smaller bag.
Got it!
Go and work deep!
I think he's down below.
There is someone running down there.
I don't know where he went, though.
I have an idea.
Let's leave.
Sounds like a plan.
There's a dead guy right there.
Max Lue, right there.
He's a-villuted.
Uh-oh.
Get out of here!
God!
Can we take a little peep-eep lady?
No, this guy is kinda sick, too.
You've got some goodies.
Why does this guy have these airframes?
I'm confused why everyone is using airframes right now.
I've never seen you raise airframes.
There's two little four-hubbits on this guy if you want him.
Okay.
One below, one on him.
All right, let's see.
Hold me a gig, hold me a gig.
Follow me boy, follow me boy.
Got a bad raid.
I don't know why Don didn't join us for that raid.
So weird.
There's a weird way he doesn't even join us.
So weird, John left us to die.
I know.
Gingy, my screen working.
That is really 100% normies.
Why is your finger so short?
It's a large finger.
I've heard of that word before, you insulting people for being noble.
Get out of here you freak.
Excellent brave, gentlemen, excellent brave.
I should have left my PC cooking.
Thanks, Mr. Daddy.
Misaligned for once, that was a third time tonight, third time, third time tonight, buddy, third time.
If you don't, you're ugly as fuck, fuck you, resort, die.
Indigate, of course.
We got putting code back three. I will I will all right. That was the last one. That was my last one. I'm getting up
Get not
Getting off getting off. I need sleep. I need a burger and I need a quick nap
We had some good raids actually
On Tarkov for the first time in a long time. I had a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun
it was a fantastic time. It was John, some homeless person I picked up on the
street. He was doing black down here when I said, listen to me, you want to come play
video games with a peanut on the internet and say a lot of things to each
other that are sexual. And he said, wait a minute, let me inject this last dose and
I'm in. Let me hit this real quick Philly Fent Lean. I'll join you. He said, hold up,
I got a lean 45 degree angle in front of a 7-eleven for three and a half hours and
and I'm there.
Oh my God.
I'm fucking dead.
I'm there.
Not a second less.
A second less, that's right.
All right.
OK.
All right.
You guys have good night.
Good night, guys.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night, guys.
Good night.
Good night.
All right, boys.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
Let me tell you, big week.
We must have speeded a billion hours this week.
Holy crap, holy crap.
Everything my voice needs to rest.
It is ass, it is horrible.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
There's no way, what do you mean there's no way,
Baro, what are you talking about?
Glad to see you back on Tuck Off Big Guy.
Yeah, honestly guys, I haven't played Tuck Off
since Arc Raiders came out,
And I thought it wasn't possible.
But we had zero to one stream snipers tonight.
I think.
Far as I know.
We could play this.
We could play this.
We could play this.
We could play this.
Um, why not gonna main it again right now, boys?
All right, so chill out.
All right, put your shit back in your pants.
All right, put your shit back in your pants.
All right, put your shit back in your pants.
Put your shit back in your pants.
We can play it.
That's good to know.
We can play it.
That's good to know.
That's really good to know.
Scum is another great game I like to try.
I've heard lots of good things about that.
Guys, what do you guys think about Scum?
You guys like Scum?
I've heard good things about Scum.
Very good day.
Huh?
Meh, guess, guess, love it.
Never heard of it.
Frash scum.
I can't take you insulting it.
You just say the name.
Hmm, talk about it.
I'm not asking which looks better, you dumbass!
Aww, it's awesome.
Scum is not good.
Aww.
I won't figure that.
We'll make it, we'll make it.
But boys, I need some sleep.
This has been a long,
lot of screaming this week.
I need to get up and go to bed.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
You boys have a good one, gentlemen.
I'll see you boys on Monday.
I was on the Monday.
So no Sunday.
See, there's never a Sunday stream.
You fuck it.
I tell you, I'll actually the chats.
Save your guys's chats.
no law no matter how long it's been except for YouTube they kind of have a weird system
So I'll come in on Monday and get the stream set up set the titles and stuff and I'll look over on
You know all twitch usually people gambling all the time I'll look over on my kick or something
And I'll have I'll see it like eight guys that came in at separate times. Who?
Who's the stream at?
Sunday everyone
I've never streamed on Sundays boys. Well, maybe I say I might have hit like one or two, but I don't stream on Sundays. I
Swear to God, it's you over there. It's you over there. Yeah, you guys you fuckers you guys. I see you over there
Fuck you guys
part time and fuck you Max. Oh
So what time Sunday fuck yourself. All right. See you guys. Good night everybody. Good night, gang
Have a good one. Good night, gang. Have a good one. Good night. Good night, everybody. Good night, gang. Have a good one.
Good night, boys. Have a good one. Have a good one. Good night, gang. Good night.
Good night. No, not see you tomorrow. Well, I should technically, I will see you tomorrow. Good night. Good night, gang. Have a good one. Good night.
Good night, everyone. Good night, gang.
Good night!
Good night. Good night, gang. Have a good one. Rest up now. Rest easy now, gang. Have
a good one. No rushing in the chat. No rushing in the chat. Good night. Have a good one,
everybody. Good night, gang. Have a good night. Good night. Good night, everyone. Have a good
Get out of here!
Denied!
Denied!
What you mean, I'm a drink.
What you mean, I'm a drink.
What you mean, I'm a drink.
Motherfucker, come and drink, will you?
I'm like that, baby, I'm real, man.
Look who I'm with, I'm with those fucking kids.
Just look who I'm with, just look who I'm with.
They don't even know shit, don't even know shit.
Thanks for watching!