TheBurntPeanut
ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS | MANY MEN MONDAY | LEBRON JAMES OF EFT | GINGY X COCONUT | #BUNGULATE
06-02-2026 · 7h 56m
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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I was eating alfato pasta. Literally seconds before the
to push intro and I just spit a little bit out
on to you gentlemen.
So while, well, give me one second while I clean ya.
Give me one second while I go.
Say you look, you have something on your lapel.
Oh, allow me to clean that for you, sir.
Allow me to clean that for you.
So you have something on your lapel.
Let me clean that for you, sir.
Oh, oh, you have something on your lapel.
Let me clean that for you, sir.
Oh, oh, let me clean that.
Oh, there you are, sir.
Now you are ready for the fancy ball.
Now you are ready for the fancy ball.
Sorry about that, sir, sorry about that.
It didn't mean to get you dirty right there.
Lick it up, perhaps after the ball,
perhaps after the ball.
Oh, yes, Star Wars, of course.
I forgot.
Heeeeeee.
Do not blame me.
I, I may be.
I, well, I probably should stop saying that
when I'm twins.
I'm, I'm a little stupid, StarFords.
What, I was gonna do the Alex Jones quote.
My bad, I don't know, I still don't know if that,
if that, what is a lot of twins.
I still don't know if that one is a lot of twins.
All right, let me get, let me get you, Mr. StarFords.
Let me get you fine, sir, fine, sir.
Let me get to it.
Well, Mr. Fine Chair.
Oh, hmm.
Oh, let me tell you boys,
I just had the most delicious Alfredo pasta.
You had to be there.
You had to be there.
Absolutely divine.
Absolutely divine.
Oh, I shoveled it down my throat like some hot fat pig
in about 30 seconds.
So I'd be ready for the stream, ready for game time.
Here we go.
Got a big butt of boom, got that right there,
and then we'll put that over on the tube one second.
Oh, not almost ready.
And fire.
Good to go.
All right, we're good.
But was it chicken Alfredo?
Yes, I just, did I not see you?
I think I just said that.
I just said that.
Did I not say that?
I pretty sure it's chicken Alfredo.
Mmm... you said alfredo. What the fuck...
How do you eat with alfredo?
Of course it's chicken alfredo.
Mmm... shrimp?
You nasty bitches. I would never...
ever eat shrimp on alfredo. That's just, that...
that destroys the sense... of alfredo itself!
That is... you are nasty bitches!
nasty bitches the lot of you
nasty bitches the lot nasty bitches
nasty bitches the lot of you
disgusting
you disgust me
alright today by the way by the way guys let me tell you something let me tell you something
now don't be drawing assumptions don't be drawing conclusions oh oh peanut oise you
will you
shut up buddy
fuck you
but i will say
My love for DarkOp has been reignited.
It has risen from the ashes like a fiery fetish out of hell.
I played off-stream yesterday.
I played off-stream today.
It has awoken.
It has awoken like a sleeping troll
under the bridge for two million years.
Oh, it is a beautiful game, gentlemen. A beautiful game. A beautiful game.
Hmm. Hmm.
Now don't draw any substance from that, fuck you guys. Now let me get Mr. Coconut and Miss Tindy and let's ride.
Also, by the way, I know we were on level one traders last time. I got proper level two. I got therapist level two and
I didn't touch any storyline quest without you gentlemen. I want to make sure to do the storyline quest with you guys
We're working on the Boreas
So we can get over to
The icebreaker thingy or the snowbreaker
Or the icebreaker icebreaker. Mm-hmm. That's right. What if I'm gentlemen you want? Thank you. Good sir. Thank you fine
Sir now, let me see if my gag is here. Oh, what's I in?
Where is my gang at?
My gang isn't even here, they've left me to die.
Where's my gang at?
Well, where's Mr. Gigi and Mr. Coconut, where'd they go?
Pokemon card packs. I swear to fucking God. I swear to God if I open up Genji's
Thieves right now and she's okay you liar she's not even streaming she's not
even streaming buddy she's not even streaming she's not even streaming she's
not even streaming I don't know where they'll only take some retakes if they're
supposed to be here right now get in here right now you bastard I'll copy that
from coconut over to ginger's won't get in here right now you bastard there we go double I double
I doubled up to please you I know nothing about four nights I know nothing I know nothing about
four nights I'm asking me I know nothing I know nothing about four nights I don't I stop asking
me buddy stop looking at me all right pal stop looking at me don't look at me buddy
Mmm. Oh no, no, no, stop you. Hey. Hey. Hey, you got that over there. You got that over there
I don't know. Don't think don't ask me buddy. Don't ask me about don't ask me
Boys I'm always working on cool shit behind the scenes for you guys. I've got like a
hundred things going at once by the scenes
I promise you that was the buggy lady takes care of you boys the buggy lady takes care
of you boys I've got stuff cooked at all the time all the time by the jury but not
you know stop like false profit fuck you sir fuck you fuck you die
Oh
Oh, mr. Dive right up. I'm feeling some way good bad good. I'm bad
Thank you my boy present your my boy. I
Haven't done anything yet. I I
Did get my money up a little I got two hundred sixty-eight thousand rubles. That's pretty cool
Pretty cool. Oh, sorry. We don't know. Really. Did you text me? I think you see oh
Gigi
What a pain on it nothing just chill as me the bug is we were hanging around here on many men Monday
perhaps even motion Monday and
We would this we were talking about how I am truly the LeBron James have escaped from talk up
I have made
Significant progress since our last meeting you would not even recognize me. I am level 43
Huh divided by two
to minus six point five plus one I forgot I level up one more time that's
right that's right okay but things are going good all right things are doing
very good digi very good is a John our officer gonna join us no mr. coconuts
gonna join us oh shit yes sir yes sir he says you'll be a little late but let
We took what he said, he said,
I say, get here you bastard.
He hasn't responded to that, but he said,
I'm gonna hop on a little late than seven though,
I gotta eat and shower.
Yeah, I'll tell you, this guy showers like four times a day,
he's kind of a freak.
You can't have a freak, you know that?
What's wrong with that?
You, a lot of things wrong.
First off, it's unhealthy for you.
Your hair will fall out, you'll turn into a prune,
like one of those squished grapes.
What if you don't wash your hair every time?
I don't know how coconut's gonna
stop the lower half of half from getting washed.
It's okay, Tina.
We know you don't have hair
and that's why you're concerned.
I have hair, it's under the spinny hat right here.
It is under the spinny hat.
Now, get in here, Jizzy.
We have many things to do.
We have no time for the top worry.
Mmm
There you go
Thank you very much sir. Did you complete your icebreaker thing?
Um, I have to kill six. No, it's not 60 30 rogues
I'm not fun. It's kind of dumb. Will you talk about like odd lighthouse?
Yeah, oh
My oh
Let me teach him I got I I am an entire kid ready to go to one specific map and do a couple quests on that specific map
Can we run there and sit first?
Well, I'm down to do anything tonight. I'm not worried about it
I think I also have a military powerful defense for the ass quest as well
The peanuts don't have hair, you raise it.
I do have hair, it's under the spinny hat!
Shut up guys!
I don't want to. I don't want to. Now let's ride. Are you ready, Mr.
G? I'm ready.
Are we going right? Do you see him?
I'm not streaming just yet.
Okay, good.
Well, I'm bringing in an Omega kit, Genji.
I cannot lose this thing.
All right, I stole it off some pussy.
I killed on Shoreline today.
Oh, see?
Let me tell you, Genji, my nerves are not.
What?
You have something on your helmet.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
My nerves are not what they used to be for this game.
I was sitting there at the docks of Shoreline with my SVD.
And I'm telling you, buddy came around the corner
And I genuinely got so surprised I shot like I'm pretty like 16 out of the 20 bullets out of my mag of my SVD
They killed him on the first one. They killed him on the very first one. That's how bad I freaked out
He wasn't even looking at me. He wasn't even looking at me. He looked at the ground a looter guy
This game is scary. That's crazy. Dude, I've been getting jump-scared out of the wazoo from everything
It's a little crazy out there. It's a little crazy out there
What is that?
Would you be playing Monster anymore?
I should be because you used to show me all the time.
What is that? A launch code?
MW4DMZ2.0?
I don't know.
I mean, maybe.
Have they come out with DMZ like a hundred times already?
I thought that was like the big thing that just came out like three months ago.
to go. What's an extraction thing? They came out like three months ago, they called it
again, it was like, like black finger. Oh, DMZ or something? It was called like blackout.
Yeah, blackout. They like redid blackout, but it's still to do anything. Is blackout
the same thing as DMZ. I don't know. I don't think so because I think DMZ you're taking
kits and I think blackout you make your kit. And like the map, I could be wrong. Honestly
I have no idea. Oh, yeah, I'll probably play MW for GMZ 2.0 1 1 5 2 5. Sure. Oh my god. You
want to play down the beat easy? Yeah, I'm down. Okay, all right. All right. We'll take
a beep. We'll take a little peep. See what crackleckin. I'm doing that a Overwatch tournament
tomorrow and I haven't played in like eight years. You do the tournament
about months? Yeah, it's I guess it's like a like a
you're not doing it. No, wait, no, wait, so I mean, it's just a fun thing to do
against a bunch of streamers. They're going to have like one pro on each team
and now everyone else are like noobs. I've never played over once I even went
time is that it's that like Marvel why would yeah pretty much okay I mean if
you want to see if they have spots it's not like during the day though I don't
play the game I'm not trying to learn a game tomorrow now
You
I got to do the adult key and the bronze pocket ones and a gas analyzer and some other stuff.
But what good hand could I make?
Good lad she do good lad she...
I'm stuck on playing on TV.
Am I still a good ass...
Fuck that guy in particular.
Fuck that guy specifically.
He was loud.
No.
No.
wrong
Let me take my other questions. We see we I got I
Have said to me stairs. I need one gas a lighter. I need two inscr packs
I need three T-shaped bugs that can only farm the stronghold you know what I mean
And then the actual quest I got to do or
Easy money. I got a print this poster
Extortionist I got a team's unknown key that's in my button to open the door
And then I got to mark the three targets for us as well
And I gotta get the background or the pocket watch
And I have to get the key from the dorms as well. There's like a quest I gotta do
Okay, wait, did you bring your markers?
Okay, good, good, good.
All of you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
He was not in the user? No, guys, this is-
Unless I'm fucked up with my setup, this is exactly how not it usually is.
See, you already have a Nome key.
Yeah, I already got that Nome key.
You have a second one off this dead pussy
Did you use my mic fucked up every tell me that the game is honor to me, but I have it on the exact things I do any other day
Sound fine. Do you want me to listen to your stream?
Oh, I'm using M85581 color you in price
It's your birthday, you know that ammo is extremely easy to get on iceberg 95 and 8581
I
Gotta get an icebreaker
There's no people what you're there right? I can unlock it then I can bring you guys. Oh
My god
But I have to do like the icebreaker quest is the problem. Oh
We're gonna do that tonight. We're both gonna get it done
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Wait, okay, so we gotta go to the doors first and get the key, okay?
Okay. Right.
Day-day!
Oh, move, move, move! Go, go, go, go, go, go! Run!
I got hit in the head.
Is that a scavenger?
I have no idea.
Well, whatever you're shooting, it's diarrhea.
Oh, yeah, we leave mark the tiger truck. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I might die here.
This guy's real. This is a real man.
I'm watching.
Got it!
Each way, each way, each way.
Stay frosty now, stay vigilant.
Stay frosty more.
Oof.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
High intensity, high energy.
energy to talk about it's go go go in this game don't type don't rest for the
wicked definitely not mm-hmm gotta be on work 24-7 peanut yeah I'll keep your
head on a swivel I know the keys on the second for you yeah we did it we did it
Now.
Go for key.
Okay.
Got it.
Oh, I got two, I got two.
Oh, nice.
Score.
Oh, I got three!
Oh shit!
I'm taking all of them.
Okay.
Use your mind now.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Grab your pocket, Walt.
Grab the pocket, Walt.
And then we'll hit the stronghold to plant the potion and grab those other items.
Yeah.
And then it's just the unknown key that you left, right?
Or it was just like ours.
Shit!
Kill them.
He's dead.
I was dead too.
I would love to stop.
I would love to stop.
Thanks, Mike.
You're welcome.
little shop did shop did
little shop did shop did
I do have a mule if you need it, let's come on to the church on the way, let's go to
on the right side and then we're gonna go around the left side right here you
can get the mr. Park watch
I'm not regenerating no more you hold this guy
he's watching twice are you region now yeah good now good now okay cool
Peep your peepers open.
Boys, if we can get all these quests done in one run, that'd be huge.
And that's like four hours worth of quests right there in one quest, in one run.
Peep your peepers open.
Grab the key.
Okay.
Oh, I'm doing the 50 beam.
Do it!
I
We got another stronghold that's where I have to put the postage have the secrets
Yes, it is.
It's a beauty in shortness.
Oh, shit!
Is he dead? He's coming on the left side?
He's dead?
Oh! One more, one more!
There's another guy inside.
There's another guy here by here?
Fuck you, fuck you!
We also getting shot from somewhere else?
Yeah, I think Stronghold.
Eh!
What's up? What's up?
Got your little...
boyfriend.
Heheheheheheheheh
Whatcha gonna do about that?
Whatcha gonna do about that thing man?
Whatcha gonna do about that?
Got him! Oh my god! Got him!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, too easy, too easy.
You got it.
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm gonna go back.
What?
I'm gonna go back.
You can hear me in the game, right?
Oh, my God.
Okay, good.
Oh, my God.
I just wanted to make sure that my insults landed.
By the way, the other guy looks poor and ugly.
Yeah, these guys are both poor.
I should just leave him. Don't even let him.
Let's leave him.
Yeah.
Move, move, move.
Ah!
Oh my god.
I gotta put the push up here back.
Okay.
I got a whole night.
We are like quid table and quesiton right here.
This would be a massive move if we survive this rain.
Mm-mm.
I need to go upstairs and look for it.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Gas analyzer.
Ischras.
Gas analyzer.
Ischras.
T-shaped plugs.
And um.
Um.
I'm looking.
I don't see any of it.
Oh
That's it. Mm-hmm. I'll switch out here
Nothing
WD-40 it uses with cocoa they'd arrive
Ooh.
Look, I got a mechanic figure made.
Score!
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm.
He's your very handsome little fella.
Oh!
Oh!
You okay much?
I-I'm fine, I'm upstairs.
Was he shooting at you?
No.
Who's he shooting at?
What the fuck?
What, what, what?
Just found a blank RFID card.
A blank?
Never a terminal.
RFID card?
Yeah, that's a good a terminal. I'm pretty sure you just jumped out so much. No, I jumped up on this thing looking over
I'm beeping in that window. I've not seen that thing
No, I think they're outside the front of that building
Yeah, he had a 25 as well. I said other building right over there in the left. I
see okay
I
Have two more boxes to look in for you
I'm gonna hide down here. Are you do all the dangerous stuff?
And then we'll go get the unknown key and then we'll hit the last two tiger safaris and bam we're out of here
We think okay, okay, sounds good to me
And apple juice the science is what's I guess that's in here. What's I just what's I guess?
Hmm
Can you explain what the fuck is going on what the nun is talking about guys?
Let me tell you what's going on. We need to get this pocket watch. We got it
Then we have to bring it out of the rain. We also plan to the poster for this quest and then
We have to we have to find a gas analyzer leave outside the back to us compile recipe packs
We'd say something shot me out of the front
Are you right in the middle? Yep
We need this back room. We need this back room, okay?
um here i'm getting word that i should check the bottom bunk
what i don't know
nothing's wrong down here that's right that you oh wait is that a mixy music
wave 8.5
oh my goodness oh she's going to 8.4
The left ride!
Oh gosh, it's open. Should we take the win or should we go to the other two days?
I should grab the unknown key and take the win and then go to the tiger survive. What do you think?
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Or we risk it all.
Or we do that too.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You gotta just bounce an M855A1 off a little one and pack fast on it.
Holy shit.
Oh.
Yeah
He's one that can just bounce it. I mean five only one half a motorcycle out of it
I saw that. What the hell is going on around here?
You see that
Follow me
This door's open on the left. Okay
I
This might be where some of those shots were coming from over there should be kids
Well, should we risk it all get the Tigers worry I
Said we risk it all get the Tigers worry get greedy
Oh, hello, Mr. Coconut. Hello
Oh
That's it. That's it. That's it. We're just winning
You guys just you guys in a game right now. We're gonna give it up. We're gonna give it up
We're almost out though. I just gotta get a couple items. All right. All right. All right. I'll load it up
Okay, where's the thing out of here? Oh?
I don't need your help to do
Come on
You already got your sailor is no way. Yes. No, baby. No. Yes
Isn't it? No, I
Don't know
I think I did. I'm not sure. No, if not, I can just give you this one
This is getting a ball people trying to kill me
I
We can't hit the the marker on these two tiger stars that were out of here
When I die right now, I swear to God
Jink senior sale sir
Greedy raid
Should we search that boomerang for the tea box or stop or do you think we're getting too greedy?
I can search it if you want me to.
Let's both go search it.
Okay.
You plant these bad boys right here?
Like you do.
Get greedy boy, get greedy!
Dude, scabs have so much loot in their bags now.
I said...
I just...
I heard something.
Really?
Shhh.
Oh, yeah, the kid is just...
Yeah?
Oh, yeah, the kid is here. Yeah, you should be shit
I'm a such a tough luck. You should separate out. Okay
I'm almost like looking at T-minus two and a half minutes
Damn it's an MRE in here fuck
Oh
You don't need the big tush on go anymore. I don't know. I don't know how many need I've got to that question
but I've been collecting them.
Only have the two.
I think we need two or three.
Well, I'll probably just eat it when she's kids.
Okay.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I'm not getting nothing I need bars
Yeah, maybe we should go check that one last building
Get a little too greedy now. We might want to skedaddle
It's the building right next to extract
Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, that one. Oh, yeah, that was about it. Good thing. You can do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna keep you this way, okay?
Okay, oh
I got a PCB I need them performing school nice
Yeah.
On a B-board, B-board.
I'm legit not finding anything in these places.
You do need stuff out of the PC still right daddy PCBs
No wires, no, I already got the power points
Okay, so it's a gum
Thanks watch
watch
Yes, yeah, if you want that
watch
your hideout to
the gun
heavy over there both yeah a bit of a chunky monkey
Is there a candy bar called Chunky Monkey?
Mmmmmm...
I don't think so.
Oh.
There's a candy bar called Million Dollars.
Or one million dollars.
Ice cream.
Ice cream is a candy bar called Ice Cream.
They are telling me. They are telling me.
What?
This ring is armor level 1, what the f-
There's an armored- a new armored rig in there.
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Dude, I cannot express how massive that raid was for my progress.
I genuinely just got like 5 fucking quests done.
That was huge. That was massive.
Uh, mmm, you know that running outside with your flashlight on?
is just an awk raiders thing all right pal what if I have to see a guy and he's jerking
his meat in a dark corner it would take an extra half second to turn on boom your dad
I'm still alive because I had my flashlight on in the day I'm done alright let me teach
him I know you're doing this game yeah but I don't want to answer all of your stupid
Tom asked questions, so here's what I'm gonna do out of every three questions you give me
I'm gonna answer one wrong on purpose to demotivate you from ask me stupid fucking questions
Okay, so
All right, that makes this one good what makes you work clear on that
I heard you loud and clear.
You understand me, don't worry.
I understand you, Sergeant.
I got you.
I got you, Coco.
Thank you, James.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
No, no, don't.
Don't think James is going to save you, buddy.
James is not going to save you.
James is not going to save you, pal.
James is going to save me.
James is not going to save you.
James is not going to save you.
And you're just going to sit there and watch me die.
I'm going to start making bird sounds, bird calls,
whatever she starts answering your question.
You're not going to hear that.
I'll make bird sounds and cancel your bird sounds then out.
No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
No, you won't.
He does not apply bird sounds either.
Yeah, I'm the Asian here, buddy.
Congratulations.
OK, I know Matt.
What, E equal FC square?
I know.
Thriving.
All right.
Let's go.
That by the way, that was just unrelated to everything they're talking about.
Now it's unrelated.
I just wanted to share a little something with you guys about me.
That was completely unrelated.
I don't even know what coconut was saying.
I didn't even hear him.
That was completely unrelated.
I just want to let you guys know something about me.
Because I like to connect with you guys on another level, a deeper level.
And coconut, what were you saying?
Because I didn't hear you at all.
I just want to say thanks for being an ally.
Hey, anytime.
Hey, stop patient.
Hey, thank you.
Thank you so much.
I have some loot. Thank you coconut. Thank you. Thank you
I'm juicing
I'm in your mom
Am I am I a PMC or a scab?
Yeah, bitch
Okay, I
Can't so which way how do I apply to the am I in scab or am I a PFC?
Yeah, I'm just shut up coconut shut up
Yeah, but this is one of those stupid fucking questions
I don't have any hours of this game. Let me tell you how I hope you with
Oh
Pmc is your main guy when you go to character and you load up all your stuff
That's what goes on your Pmc. You go into the game you bring all that stuff you get out
You have a safe pocket all that stuff a scab is when you are so fucking poor or if you just want to take around what it does
you spawn it on a map it randomly generates crappy loot you can run
around get some loot get out that's what it's got but it's like a side piece
like this side okay okay okay got it got it mm-hmm that's for like a zero
dollars oh my god I literally I I'm getting so many quests done right now I
just turned in three questions I still have more to turn in I said oh my god
Oh my god
This is a good thing. Oh my I even unlocked ref. Oh, but I'm still turning question. I'm still turning question. Oh
My god feeling huh. Oh
We just made so much fucking progress. Oh my goodness. It was all thanks to
me
You know that first guy was about to shoot your face off I saw him from a mile away buddy.
I let you kill him so you could feel like you were helping the team with the reality.
I could have killed him easily.
I just got a markdroom key.
Really?
Wait which one?
I was, damn it, it's a bedroom one on, fuck man.
Dude, we're doing the wrap quest.
Um, yes to get well you have to the thing is you have to play
Arena
We are this first one where I can give five drinks and five foods. I do it
Um
Wait, how much rep are you at right now? I'm at
Point two rap
And you need point two five for level two. Yes. It gives you point zero. Yeah
I would I would do them so that you can get the rep for at least level two
Honestly, you know, actually I was maybe coconut being stupid is a good thing
Because I have a lot of bongulators
They've never played talk of or seen talk of in their lives and if I help coconut live
I'm a fucking genius it inadvertently
teaches my other buggy laser don't know what's going on what's going on come out
listen I am loaded and locked and ready to go I'm a fucking genius okay I got the
anal in my backpack I got the manual in my bussy I got the Snickers bar and I
got some water why you have a manual in your pussy
I'm gonna bring some squash, you know what I'm saying?
Look at that, GG.
I bring the anal of the bandages, the splint, the Snickers bar, and then I'm gonna get some
vodka for us.
You're gonna need stuff to heal up though and remember you can put it on your heart hot barred so you can press those buttons instead
No, no put that shit in your bum. Don't listen to her. It's not my ass. Yeah
Put all your heels in your bum never have your heels out of your bum a lot of people they say peanut
Oh, you're so poor. You're so broke. Why do you keep your heels in your bum? Well, guess what?
that I say I
I'm going to accumulate wealth five times faster because I don't have to buy
New heels every raid and that's gonna be coconut. What I'm ready to go
Why you die because you have your heels in your butt because you can't heal fast enough
So it's exactly like how he doesn't rust no meds on the other side of his hot bar and when he's getting it
He has to put tab and drag
I'm telling you, it's better to have your heals in your pussy, all right?
No, because then you have to open your inventory while you're in a fight so you can heal.
Do you realize how much time that takes in a fight in the past in your yard?
I don't know why.
He just wanted me to have it in my pussy.
I don't know why.
Only poor people put their meds in their butt.
Was it peanut porn?
Yes.
but then you go you fucking broke fucking bitch
oh i was just your main game and you're poor
what the fuck is this shit you fucking dumbass
why is peanut not talking
sorry mosh
oh no this is bad
nah it ain't gonna work on me sorry to stick in your ass
sorry mosh
sorry i let you down
i didn't mean to let you down mosh
Let's do this thing. I'm ready. I'm ready
Also, I have 285,000 it was money
What's your stash value one billion probably
It even boy
Finds a hundred and fifty five million
Fuck you
Well, let me give this PC feed a mechanic so I can get my quest done. Oh, I didn't even need him
I didn't even need that. I've already I've already I already have one. Okay. Let me see. Oh, yeah, wait
We don't really wait. I do have to tell me one more time. I gotta see what quest I have to do
All right
You guys are doing quest by the way coconut you guys are doing quest all right, so go to your quest
Go to all of your trainers and accept all the quests
He's still stuck on ground zero
All right, you could do quest on your own time so we're gonna do
Two other stuff
Should I leave the discord now?
We see here, let me see oh
Let me see what I got. Let me see what I got
Oh
Okay, I'm gonna get it's garage impacts gas analyzers and and
And
That's it. I know exactly where to go. I know exactly where to go. I know exactly where to go
This likes you work for coconut as well coconut grab
Wait, wait, wait, did you did you can you bring him an MP 153 shotgun?
Yes, I also kill I have to kill a PMC with pistols
Okay
Like you grab him an MP 150 socket with seven millimeter gun 40 and then I'm gonna grab a pistol and
Then we actually don't have a basic week. Oh, I got one. It's a desert eagle still good
Have no idea
Oh, wait, wait, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you,
could you grab me, could you grab me two mags
for the Desert Eagle and then 40, 50 AE FMJ rounds?
I can't buy none of that.
It's all a lot.
Too much recoil.
I'll give him the Glock 18 for pistol kills.
Auto mode and let that go to the rim.
No, no, no, I see, I don't know.
If you have 50 rounds of FMJ for the Destiny,
you're gonna end up in two extra bags.
Okay.
And then we're gonna go somewhere.
Just to see if I can tell you.
Oh, God, God, God.
We're gonna kill people and I'm gonna get my extra
extra bags and my gassing license.
Okay.
Oh, thanks, Mr. Officer.
Go-go-go, that's one good bag.
You only wanted two max bags.
Yes, two max, I've already got one.
Okay.
I got the shotgun for,
wait, and I need to bring ammo for him too.
Yeah.
I got what you're gonna do.
Coconut, by the way, don't you,
this isn't like other games, all right, Coconut?
You team kill me?
I'll fart in your mouth, okay?
Wait, how did you know that I was thinking of it?
You're an asshole.
That's good.
Dude, how did you know?
What the fuck?
You're a stupid bitch.
That's why.
It's not like other games.
You wanted to kill me.
No, well, yes, but I wasn't going to do it.
Fucking piece of shit.
I wasn't going to do it.
I wasn't going to do it.
I wasn't going to do it.
I want that to be known.
I know what's in stake here.
Okay, don't kill me and I won't kill you.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
Truce.
Truce.
Truce.
Truce.
Truce.
Truce.
Truce.
Hmm
Do you have all this that that stuff? Yes, I do indeed sir. Oh fantastic. Oh fantastic
Hmm
All right, let's proceed
We're going right here
Mm-hmm
Peter is carrying tonight. Oh, yeah, we are for the bats
Mm-hmm
Don't forget to claim your awards for the quest, but yeah, I just did it, it was hidden by a desk.
Coco is carrying today, carrying extra chromosomes.
This fucker is gonna die every single raid tonight.
I personally guarantee it.
What?
I'm telling you.
Wait, you didn't get Coco?
I'm calling you right here.
What?
game oh shit I got you don't worry I'm inviting him thank you I'm in oh level
four oh my goodness oh my god oh oh oh the accept is great out
you're hiding your screen right oh shit it's the location is my gosh he has to
do the transit stuff to he has to do the the main quest to get the maps unlocked peanut
he's quest locked to the other map what does that mean oh my god it's okay I'm gonna take
a train and meet up with you guys no no no let's get it let's get his fucking maps unlocked
What what map what map is he on?
Uh, I'm I'm on, um,
Okay, you have to do the storyline quest, right? Yeah. Oh, what's the next step of the storyline
quest? Let's let's get on a roll. What's next? What's next? What's the story like?
I
Gonna be on a family remember this it's too after tour tour it's too. Yeah, what's it do? What's it do?
Hand over the any building materials items to skier and then visit
This is the moment!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Visit customs 1 out of 3, find any item and raid for the building materials category 2 out of 5.
Wait, repeat that one more time? Repeat that one more time?
Visit customs 1 out of 3, find any item and...
for the building materials category 2 out of 5.
We should do the costumes.
He has to find three more building materials, hand all of that over to Skier, and he has to visit Customs two more times.
Okay, let's do it then. Let's do this thing.
He doesn't even have to extract. Do you still want me to bring him the shotgun and stuff?
Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, whatever.
You want me to still bring him the stuff?
Yeah, yeah, still bring that stuff. Still bring that stuff. Hold up. I gotta do Golden Swag.
Hey, we gotta get in there. Hold up. I'm just gonna be here for like 20 minutes.
i'm ready to go you guys ready to go ready i'm ready all right here we go here we go
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go and it's move i'm doing golden
swag he's doing whatever fuck he's doing rather than move
Oh, right. Hold up. Wait.
Oh, God. Oh, we're gonna go. We're gonna go.
All right, I'm in.
Hmm.
Well, you have a million dollars in the line. You should practice Marble Rivals a bit.
What the fuck? Does that guy know something I don't? Hold up. What are you saying?
Hey hold up. Is there a barbed rival trying to come at us, dude?
I have no idea.
God, Coco, you look so fucking poor.
Fuck you, man. I'm using literally nothing in this game, and you look for that actor.
Fuck you.
I've got a handgun and a press vest, and that's it.
How about I just kill you and take your shit?
How will I take you and kill you?
You're gonna know keep going in this game. I'm serious. This isn't like other games. This is not like other games
Yeah, this is definitely not the game like it's terrible. And you're not having your screen again
No, I'm hiding my screen. I do go go. I'm getting worse. What do you not? I'm dining my screen. They're lying
You're getting one guy my bug. It is would never lie to me
I'm not going to kill you you're going to kill me Mr. Popcode.
By the way, go get out this game.
You have to really pay attention to where your teammates are at all times.
Okay.
since we're so, oh really, since we're really late
in the white though, since we're really late in the white,
everyone's gonna be rich as fuck.
So if you, basically if you see somebody who's poor as shit,
it's us, if you see somebody who's rich as fuck,
it's everyone else or Genji.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, got it, okay.
Thanks for teaching me all this guys, I appreciate it.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Thanks guys.
Come on
Don't even try
You
I
Said it one pistol kill. It's all I need any one pistol kill
Okay
Try button. It's good. You know now if you'll do Gordon swag and he just has to be here
So what's your do what the fuck give me that? Okay? Let's go to wait. Yeah, you have the key. I've got both keys
I have all keys cabinet a few three
Okay, now let me tell you why cook that it's great to have here. He's gonna go across the bridge first and
Oh, Chichi, you're taking the lead? Oh my goodness.
You see that coconut?
Wait, this game's really wild. It's very like, uh...
What?
I can't believe what that's really.
It's really wild.
What?
It's really what?
You can turn it down if you want.
What?
I can turn it up? What?
I'm already pretty lit.
It's lit.
You need to get your feet to something, boy.
You guys are moving so quick.
What are they selling?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Chocolate!
This weakness, you need to level up your-
I'm always hitting chocolate!
Oh
So majority of that oh my god, we're so dead. We are so dead. It's over. We're dead. What do I do die?
I think
Mp7
Like that's quite one one one one three four go through four three four immediately. They're four take a left into the bathroom
So just move
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Did you not give coconut his gun?
He has an AK.
Ah!
Is he going?
You're going to get fucking eviscerated.
There's a guy on the second floor.
Get back, get behind me.
I'll take it.
Peanut, open the door and get your shit so we can leave.
You're right, you're right.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
get your shit so we can leave you right you right you right you right you right
you right you right you should go kill this guy
what for the news come back score I think it's the boss that he's killing
doesn't see my mind it
which we wish I hear him
I
You're dead he's dead. Yeah, the player died. I think to the boss
I'm going down to first to go kill the the boss is not dead hold on hold on
Come on. Take it. I'm on stairs. I'm gonna speak to you. I'm gonna say this piece be
Oh my gosh
This game
We'll tell you we're on take it. We're saying you're there you're there
Hey, come on in the water find
Just hang it around you
Everything's bad we're good
Where's the player actually
I think what happened is he needed the boss for his quest, so he killed- he's dead.
Oh, I think I have my box you got him. Oh, what's with the little 50-50?
Yeah
This is nice.
This is nice.
Oh, a little bit like Larry.
We're still rich.
We've got a pool in our pool.
That's a good goop.
Oh, yeah.
A GGI line.
I took it all.
That's good.
Thank you, Gigi.
You're welcome.
Thanks, Gigi.
He's jerking off. He's jerking off. I'm hooting up. Makes it even funnier standing here because
I know for a fact. He has no idea of even one items value in the entire game
Like why is he over there so long like is he thinking and so what is he thinking about?
That is a
What?
Not only was that not the BMC, that's not even one of the bosses or his cops, it's just a random stat.
What does that mean? He's a person, no?
No, it means he has dog shit!
Alright, we're like, is this guy good then?
Yeah, I read your guys' stuff.
Alright, well I'm ready to go guys, I'm ready to go.
Some of these rigs on here are good, you can take them.
Oh, so these are armor rigs.
They're going to be better than what you're wearing.
Oh, OK.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh, really?
You dropped his armor.
There's people shooting outside.
Yeah.
It's like a week ago.
I got to do surgery. My arms are gone.
Good work, Coco. Thanks, Peanut. Yo problem, Coco. Yee. Thank you, Peanut. Yo problem,
Coco. Yee. Thank you. Wait, Coco, where's your other map? Okay, I was about to say put
your mags. Yeah, I got it. I'm
good to go. Bob and another
Bob. Score.
Oh, there's another TV. What was
yours? Yeah, I'm like, I'm yeah, I
might take this. You know, if
you want to drop something, you
press the delete button. Sorry,
guys, I just shot. I'm sorry. Oh,
that's okay. That's okay. Okay,
Coco, the delete button is your
auto drop button. If you just put
your mouse over something, it's
delete like it's delete on it okay yeah to drop it um okay you got one in your
duffel bag that armor rig you probably want to swap it out with another good
rig there should be two more i should say a tv 110 on it
Yeah, TV 110
Okay, let's leave
You guys ready to get out of it
I'm repacking mags real quick. I got it. I got to go um I
Gotta go to the cabinet and put the golden jibberliner in it. That's back where we swan right?
Yeah, that's across the bridge
Introducing coconut to Tarkov. Do you hate him that much? Yes? Yes, I do
Fuck this guy
Fuck this guy. I hope he has a horrible time
Where the fuck is your armor P I've got right here
You know what would you know? He's even has a level five plate in the front to
Killing what the fuck who's that?
That's me. Let it go. You see that it's me that person
Peanut it is me
Maybe we go this way
What range is not great? Oh
Never mind like I lied
Well, I kind of got a kill with my pistol. I'm gonna try to start with the desert eagle
Desert eagle one shot to the chest with level four below. Okay, I don't think so. 85 damage your health. Oh, yeah, you're throwing 65
Oh
He's right here.
He's coming up.
Someone here.
He's on second.
He's on second.
He's on second.
He's in the building.
He's in the building.
He's on second.
What the fuck?
I think he left, actually.
Did he leave?
Do you have?
Okay, I'm coming up.
oh shit is that you be done no I'm up there for the back of shit you should
get me should get me get first get first oh my he's on second you just take
it did you we had I'm outside like I'm go
I'm trying to get my pizza kill.
Poco's dead.
You come up, you come up, before...
Oh, fuck.
peanut there's more than one yep yep I I yep I see that yep yeah yeah not
looking too good for you boy. Is that you? No, no, no. Are you kidding me? I thought that was your female side. I'm dead. What? What?
He came outside of your side onto the ground. We're pinned down, we're pinned down!
Pina, it's just you.
How do you like this, bitch?
The guy that killed Coco killed me.
Why did that guy look like Pina?
Oh, wait.
Ah, perfect.
Perfect.
Ah.
Ah, perfect.
Ah.
What a sweet light.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
and laughing and laughing boys and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing boys and laughing
i'm not gonna lie to you boys i'm a little rusty i'm a little rusty yeah
I'm rooting back up, let's go again.
Let's do the same, let's do the same, it's time to lock in boys, it's time, it's time to lock in.
Okay, all right.
All right, we tell you have more team synergy.
You're talking about, that's what went wrong right there.
More team synergy, more team synergy.
We were in tune with each other, you're talking about.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Pfft.
Don't worry, No, We're getting Cocoa's quest!
I, we actually got Cocoa one more time.
I mean sorry, after Cocoa's quest one more time.
What map does she unlock for him?
Is he like a cool one?
Whu?
MMMmmm.
MMMMMM.
You lot what precise comes
Wait I'm box factory. Oh, that's exactly where I need to go for the pistol killer. Oh
Oh, man. Oh
As you obviously be a pistol right now. What's the best pistol you could get with level one trainers you get a block? Oh
You can't
I
Don't want the full auto one, but if it's the best and it's the best
Hey, 297 vertical recoil
We are two vertical recoil
294
Wait, I'm gonna go with the with the tan one
There we go
You put that right there like you do like you do
I'm picking some apn. I'm not fooling around no more. I'm not fooling around no more. It's it's it's it's time to stop goofball around
Mr. Cogatay you hear me boss? I'm here. I'm ready to go. Oh, yeah
Why should I buy the gun, but I can't buy the magazines
Did you buy me block 9 by 19 coyote magazines
Unless I can put the other glock magazines in here. Oh, I don't mind. I can put the other ones in there
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Thank you. No, I'm
you. Oh, it's okay. Um what's
the biggest one I can buy?
thirty one though. Twenty
three, twenty four, fifty,
you think you can bring me
some water? I got thirsty.
You said thirsty for you. I
can bring you water. I'm
thirsty. Use your dirty. I
need water. The water's good.
Oh, I got me working.
Putting shit on my ass.
Put it on my ass right here.
It puts shit up your ass at once.
It's up there.
It is up there.
Good, good.
Put your finger up there.
Push it a little further.
It's up there.
It's up.
It's up.
It's stuck.
Good.
All right, okay, all right, all right, let's ride.
We will not yield coconut.
We will not yield.
It's right.
It's time to continue, yes.
I'm ready to go. I'm ready. I'm I got my armor. I got my anal. I got the cheeses bandages. I just eat food and water
Yeah, I'm gonna buy some water while you get some water for Mr. Dan. Oh, I drink the vodka. I got me dehydrated
Oh, good thinking good thinking, but I think of water. I think vodka
That's a common mistake anyone could have made
But I don't have any armor, but I've got a helmet.
The penis one.
I told him off now looking for a new fighter to buy his side gig.
I can do something with this goop.
Good thinking for sure.
It's good thinking.
Good thinking.
I'm gonna bring you armor.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Easy to move away.
You're not.
What's it?
Oh, you're bringing me armor?
Mm-hm.
Oh, thanks, boss.
I already have a rig, by the way.
Okay.
Wait, vodka means little water?
Is it actually?
Yeah, what do you think people drink back in the day?
They drink nothing but wine,
because I was thinking the only thing
that was like safe to drink.
People got fucked up.
So I was like, oh, I didn't drink vodka.
I don't think that's what happened.
That's what happened, Peanut.
They all drink wine.
Well, that's what happens.
No, no.
What?
Yeah, Peanut.
Yeah.
Wait, okay, that's just not true.
It's, dude, it's true.
No, it is true.
Say back in the day people drink
wine instead of
What yeah, they had no access to water. So they just like wine all day mead whatever the fuck
God mead is what they drink all day. I'm mean and gruel
Mead and gruel back then if you got like syphilis. You just died
You got bit by a mosquito back in the day you died. Yeah, yeah, well paper cut you're dead
I'm
You looked at a guy wrong you died you woke up on the wrong side of the bed you died
One diary you reach any age of 20 you died
That's how they try to go it's done just do yourself. It's over. It's done. It's over. You're dead. Oh, you're dead
Oh, you're dead
Never had British teeth
Man, people must have smelled like shit like that.
Oh, I know.
People smell like shit now.
You actually didn't have showers.
They didn't even have showers, but they would wear like eight pairs of socks.
Yeah, but the bathhouses were like the rich people.
Yeah, also bathhouses, it was like 40 guys sharing one bathtub.
So you'd get all someone's steak all over you.
Yeah, someone's ass all water.
You're just bathing in it.
Yeah.
You just feel like royalty.
You would clean themselves in like the rivers and ocean and stuff like that, but what if somebody pooped in the river?
That's probably what they did
That's what I'm saying. Think about that for a second. I'm not watching myself and don't poop river. Absolutely not
Absolutely not in the river. Yeah, that's why wait. Why would they just bathe in wine?
They probably the royalty probably did the royalty probably did they probably got all sorts of shit
They even had toilets for the real team.
It would just be like a really terrible toilet.
I don't know if we should be calling a hole in a grounded toilet.
Well, that's what they had.
Oh, wait.
I remember.
Oh, my God.
You have to wait until when you were like a king in the castles,
they would put like a hole on the side of the castle,
like 40 soys up, and you just poop through it
and just land on the town below.
Yeah, pretty much.
That's better than a sewage.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm sitting on them.
That's better.
That's better.
places had water and sewage systems yeah but like no no they did there was a I
think the Romans they actually had a sewage system yeah yeah they had water
yeah they're running water that sewage system no no no no the first time of my
life I actually feel smarter than peanut hi first time dream oh you would
We're doing pretty good. I am a boy. We're doing pretty good. I am a boy. See, we're doing pretty good.
The Romans invented sidewalks. Yeah, before they would just, everybody would get ran over by escalades.
I had to figure out a new solution.
A new solution that would work for the people!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, let's go ride!
I
He's on to nothing
But he's still on to nothing bro, why the fuck is it's all opening up
Last
Yeah
You won't be messing with us any time soon now boys
Yeah, it's already. Oh, thank you.
He's already completed his quest now.
I just have to go to the door and get the gold line and put it in the thing and kill one BMC with the special. Okay.
Okay, we're going to ride. Let's do this.
Let's ride.
What the fuck?
One shot. One kill.
You're basically starting to blast him.
There's seven over here.
Three fellas came in from the back.
Now you take all that, you scum.
Let's do this shit.
Alright, come on boys. We're on the move, we're on the move.
I can also kill him with a grenade. I have a question for that as well.
I'm going to take a quick stop at this gas station and refresh ourselves.
Watch out for that here all the way.
I got 12 hydration.
Yeah, I need water.
Yeah, I forgot to drop you the water.
I have water for you.
I'm coming back, Genji.
Ah, that's enough.
I'm a peanut, actually.
Genji, where are you?
Where the gash is where?
Where do you gash?
Where do you gash?
OK.
I think I hear Genji, actually.
What the hell, Genji?
I can hear you from, I'm like a dog in this game.
I heard you from so far away.
Holy shit.
So I'm fine, and I'll give you the water.
Thanks for helping me, Genji.
This peanut guy is no help at all.
Let me tell you something about this guy.
All this guy does is goop.
He just goops.
He blabber goop for goop.
Can't blabber goop for goop.
Oh, I can't get my camera to work.
One, one, one, one, one.
You OK?
Never been better.
Never been better.
I know what's wrong, but my camera
Legit will not work with OBS
You've been having all sorts of PC issues. Yeah, I don't
All sorts of them I got three pieces right now
I'm actually buying a computer tomorrow. I'm actually so excited. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Excited. Oh my goodness man. I recommend star forage PCs and stop for inside comm slash peanut
LeBron James, LeBron James!
Take this, you bitch!
What, he's not dead?
What?
Oh, nice shot. Holy crap, I saw that.
Aura, Aura.
And my gun just jammed too.
Oh, I have no sound in game?
Oh my gosh.
Guys, I'm stuck.
oh he's fucking poor he's poor ugly oh my god he's poor shit he's poor shit oh
my god what that what are you collecting oh my god even the things he
collected are poor he was driving it up like a magnet I'm laying down I'm laying
down next to a body and peanut is over there I want some stuff I promise you
don't want any stuff I'm not seeing any building man I got an inscr-packed score
Hey, building mat's on the left, you know?
Yeah, all of your building mats, oh, oh, look, oh, look, oh, look.
I'm not seeing any building mats yet.
Oh, fucking get it.
Why is it not working?
Uh...
Go, now I see your building mat.
Sorry, boss. Shit. Sorry, sorry.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, let's go to Finn's easy while he fixes the camera.
Did you get inside?
Did you get inside, you silly goose?
No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
I'll fix it when we're out.
All right, let's move!
Are you three pinned?
Oh, they have three.
Get the duration.
What are we walking here?
What are we walking here?
I like how my gun jam's almost every raid.
32 rounds, 32 rounds.
I died three times because of gun jams on brand new guns, by the way.
Fantastic.
That's something that's well done.
Yeah.
Follow me, Gigg, follow me, Gigg.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
Are you in, son? Are you in?
Yeah, I think that was just a scab. I killed him.
Are you so good at this game, Giggie?
What the hell?
I have 20,000 hours.
I should be good.
It should be good. It takes you to be a pro-bite with 10,000 hours and anything you do.
Yeah, my uncle said that.
I heard that. I heard those like Gandhi or something that said that.
Nope, my uncle said that. Gandhi didn't say shit.
No, no, no. Your uncle said that over.
Gandhi said 10,000 hours and you're pro at anything.
What the?
Don't just say that about my uncle.
Oh, he was a kind man. I was talking with his lines.
I was complimenting him. Who's gonna say that?
I
fuck
you open the door?
I open the door, I'm up here
oh you're up there
are you okay?
are you weird Johnny?
oh shit he's right here on my left
no no no don't shoot us don't shoot us
we're over here don't shoot us
he's on my right there
wait
wait this is me right here
there might be two
how do I throw a grenade?
I think he's on my right
on my left
your left
my right
bitch he's at least with velocity
what there is he's behind us on the third floor oh my god oh my god he's on the
bucket he's on the bucket he's on the bucket he's on the bucket I'm so hurt
right now need almost killed me yeah I'm dead what so there's three guys up
There by the way
There's only two there's only two right
What on each side of where Cocoa was I thought you get I'm dead as fuck
Hey, Cocoa was actually to argue I think I think so I think so
I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm on second an elbow
I'm healing up
Activating teams
Locking fuck you fuck you
No
No
No. No. Good question, Joe. Let me know if you have any other questions. Yeah, you must.
There's one down there and I think there's one or two down there.
Hello, sir. Hello. We love you, boy. That was Coco.
We killed the PMC on the...
Oh, no. We're so lied. Fuck you. Let me concentrate. I have to kill you guys.
Oh my god.
That'll happen, that'll happen, boys.
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes.
That's how the cookie crumbles.
All right, time to pull up a zidgey.
Time to pull up a zidgey.
Stream it in Discord.
Oh, thank you, zidgey, thank you.
later cook later cook oh got that tree pick that tree
Oh my god, that guy was packing!
Later cook later cook boys.
Daddy! You're doing great!
Oh my god.
I wish I support the teammates
She's got this
I
Mean these guys sucks. I check this time
Go on work, did you good work? I lied. I just wanted to boost your confidence in you. He was he was just a normal guy
You're welcome. You are welcome. Thank you. I appreciate it.
I cook. How you doing, boss? I feel the border lies. I feel I feel like I'm just getting
fucking the ass that's so that's good that yes that's so that's gonna happen
all the way he just humbled me I peeked and the guy the guy called my peak he
knew what I'm gonna do before I did it what he just played me just fucking you
fucking bitch me bro by the way I just want to let you know this is okay
Alright
But I just want to let you know some I just want to let you know some okay first off
Secondly because we are so late the starting this white
Literally everyone is gonna have
Armor that your bullets genuinely won't go through for like every bullet you bring in the rain
You can shoot every bullet you bring it to the right into the armor and it won't kill them
You have to go for head shots nothing else
Maybe leg shots and you can put like 20 in his legs, but if you should his chest just know you did zero damage
You might as well have not had okay, so pretty much we're like what's like rust
We're like waiting to the wife and they have better shit
Well, yeah, but on an extreme level like even in rush if you shoot someone with metal gear and rust like
Eight times with a crappy revolver. It'll kill him in this game and genuinely won't kill them and genuinely will not go through
You have to go for either a face shot or a bunch of leg shots
Okay, okay
Okay, let's do this. I'm ready. I'm loaded again. Well, I see a food and water. Just pull up Jinzy Street while we're waiting. Okay
That was intense. Let me tell you, I almost had that guy. I'm pretty sure I bounced the board off that guy's helmet
I'm like 50% sure
There's one guy that has a damage on his helmet, so yeah
Yeah, I'm pretty good. I
Am pretty good the only reason these bitches are beating me is because I'm shooting nerf bullets at them and they are Thanos
That is that's the only reason
That's the only reason I will soon have max traders and no one would beat me
The heat shot thinking sir
Then we saw that heads up. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
I blame Coco. I blame Coco as well. I blame Coco as well.
Not just because it's his fault, because I ate him.
Oh, did you get a die?
Oh my god, Genji just fucked that guy.
There's another guy! There's another guy! There's another guy!
She's healing up? Oh shit, my head is black.
My god
What that means your head is black that means no matter what if you take another shot to the head you inch to die
No matter what you got. Oh shit. So this is a really really intense situation
One shot one death type shit. Yeah one shot. Yeah
Okay, look at the experience. Look at that Nate. Oh my god
Oh, she's going insane! She's going super-sane!
There's two more.
She knows that there's two more of the awareness on her.
Thomas, fire something!
Get him pissed! Rage made him! Rage made him!
What about the inventory management?
See, his shoes are fake!
Wait, I see a coconut in your inventory. I see a coconut!
Yeah, right there.
What the hell?
It's your dog, Dougie, the bitch.
I
That's all you should stop in G. Oh, yeah, I am
So pretty much our helmet is black that's what it means
Yeah, this helmet literally does not matter if I get shot in the head. Oh
That means another thing in another way, but okay, I'll start saying that then I'm black. I can't see
I
Can't I can't see nothing that'll happen that'll happen also though not her helmet is black their head is black
It's honestly kind of means you can take out your all friends shit and did doubt
You might be worth it to get out there. I'm not anyways me change the head
What?
Maybe you wanted to take off your altars and put something better on, so you can see better?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking and just hide my...
Incredible.
I don't know who you think an active battlefield can perform brain surgery on themselves, but
You can't do that. That's not how the search it works
Just talk about we're getting in 326 up
Is this you
Oh
Russian in the chat a Russian in the chat
DG bro, I'm the Gooch father killed you last rated three story. Hey
Fuck you
Fuck you, I needed that gender.
My gosh, he brought me more ammo.
I'm saying GG because I'm GG because I'm GG.
GG, GG, GG, GG.
Uh, hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
I think you should get that. Yes. What? Hi. Hi. Okay dad. Hi, you can nervous playing
this game. Yes. At first. I almost did. Never trust a fart. Put it in the zip bag so I can
of it kick me in my asshole and make you like oh my god
fuck take nine look I walk together and shove it my right
punch me in the throat as hard as you can to punch me in the dick throw and
then dick right back to back why are you coffee is my head's blocked out I need
you take a pain killer?
oh fuck
dude you fucked that guy
holy shit
you're like James Bond
yeah
james bond ass
i don't know where this guy is
i'm kind of stressed out because he left
james bond ass
That's Lady Edition, James Bond Lady Edition, Linda Bond.
Wait, we're across her? Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Dude, my key buttons are on this up. Every time I press double zero to look at the time, it changes my gun I'm holding.
It's double O.
Hmm.
That's Pi-Y's not working.
It's double O. That's Pi-Y's not working, Gigi.
Hmm.
Double O.
double low. Yeah double low. That's why I met. Oh. Just coconut, coconut. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. You've died every round and it gives me great pleasure. Peanut? I would shove
you up my ass if I met you. I would not take that little peanut ass up by your little one
Grandway, I'd shove you right up my ass and shit you right back down that I
Crawl up your ass if I have a plan
So I don't think he needs to anymore
Walk again your streams are what I look forward to
Dr. Mingus!
Dr. Mingus!
Thanks for the 32 cent. Love the content.
Oh shit, I have to play it for the last time.
I'm going to...
Ah, anytime, anytime!
Dr. Mingus is a great man.
How many hours does he have? I have 6000 hours in this game. It's my most playing game ever!
And before you ask, yes, I still suck.
That's usually the next question, that's usually the next question, but right now I'm dying
not because I suck, it's because I am pooped gear compared to everyone else once I get
level four trainers we will be classic the greatest warriors in escape from
talk-off
excellent rain boys excellent rain let's go
ww oh that was incredible I'd like that we made a shitload of progress our
first raid and then since we can coconut it we've made no progress i'll just leave
okay this is what we're gonna do right thanks for bringing me on guys we're gonna do a scab
because he doesn't need to go customs anymore he just needs three building materials
fuck no i don't want to do that no i didn't know unlock the next map no we'll get we'll get his
building materials we're gonna build materials we're gonna try way to go back to the customs again
let's do this thing we're going back to customs we're gonna get his building materials bottom
being bottom boom we're in the money i'm ready to go i'm ready i won't die this time i won't die
I won't let you down. You're a good man. I'm sorry. You're gonna die this time. I'm ready
Like I get some stuff one moment, I'm only being a pistol less stingy has I got all
I can bring in our all that would be fantastic
You know what a group of good really use
And what is that?
50 PBBs.
Okay, I got you.
Oh, dang it!
Oh, I would love 100, I would love 100, that would be fantastic.
Okay, let's ride!
Dude, it's gonna be so hard to get a kill with this pistol.
I fucking suck with pistols.
Pistols do jack nothing in this game.
This is a horrible quest.
You want me to bring mags already?
Like with the Samo and I would go up that yeah, I'm 221 around mags with the BBP you're using the block or what?
Yeah, I'm using the glock 19x coyote version
Okay, let's ride
Mmm use AK 50. Oh, I haven't tried that out yet. I think that's a great guy
Mmm all 19 X are FD
But don't worry did he all of the clocks are FDIC insert. Oh
My god coconut you look so handsome. You are such a handsome boy
And I look like Tyler one
You kind of do look like that. What if you've seen if he's if he's seen five years of war
What'd you say to D?
Are you able to use the 50 round mag?
Uh, I think it goes in the pencil, yeah, but I mean, I can use a 21 round mag, so worries.
The 21 round?
You got a 21 round mag.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I was just making sure what I was bringing you.
Oh, digboss, digboss.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And I'll get it.
Talk up deeply right there for the guy.
Thank you, picture.
Thank you, picture.
Hey, Coco, please stop peanut.
Yeah?
The message is gone.
Never mind.
Bad laughin'.
Bad laughin'.
I thought it was something important, though.
Yeah, I probably wasn't.
Probably wasn't.
Probably wasn't.
Hmm.
Are you with inside?
No, not me.
Let me tell you something.
Look at that.
I know you see me dying.
All right.
I know you see.
I know you see me dying out here, but I want you to know.
I want you to know it's because I'm using a pistol
and it's because my training level is a level one.
I am the LeBron James of Tarkov.
I am the LeBron James of Tarkov.
You will see, you will see, you will all see.
When I get Trader Level 4,
I will be dunking on these bitches left and right,
dunking on them.
I wanna see this.
I wanna see this.
I will.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, this is my home.
This is my home right here, this is fucking home.
This is home advantage right here, whole field.
This is fucking home field for me.
Let's see there, Dr. Mingus, you're getting it.
Yeah, I got a question.
get your fist down there make a prediction
The fight between Conor McGregor and Max Holloway
Max Holloway beats the shit out of Conor McGregor any day
What round? What round though? What round?
How many rounds are there?
There's five rounds, five minutes each round
Are you kidding me? Let me tell you what's gonna happen
in the Conor McGregor Max Holloway fight
First round Max is gonna dance around him
Boop, boop, let him time stuff out
Oh?
Like that like that then he's gonna throw a couple good clocks just to make it seem like he's wanting to play around
Round two comes along. Okay. All right. He's still dancing around
He wants Conor McGregor to be as tired as possible on round three round three Max Holloway is gonna throw the fucking
Hey, man, dude
And put Conor McGregor in the dirt now. Can I get a tea of the KO? Yes, I can yes
I can it will not be five rounds
There's no way.
Yeah, it'll be three rounds.
Max Holloway is gonna put Conor McGregor's pussy in a knot.
Let me tell you that right now.
There'll be blood on the field.
There'll be blood on the field.
Max and two.
Max and two.
Honestly, I say Max and three.
Max, Max and three because he's gonna let him,
he's gonna play around with him.
He's gonna play with his food.
He's gonna play with his food a bit.
not talking about that.
Conor McGregor is washed.
Washed and I'm saying that with no evidence never seen a single fight of his I just can
feel it.
I know it.
I know it.
Um Max is a dude Max is a terrible style matchup for Connor like he's a high volume striker
with knockout power 155.
Um Max has this so hard.
There's no way.
Max has his max has his 100% no way.
He does lose it's cuz he let him he let him win because he feels bad for him
into my
No, I don't think Connor ever I don't there's no way Connor been as a chance. He doesn't
Oh, they're fighting at 170 not at 150 five. Oh my god. What is that seems insignificant?
No, that's a big deal
Max is never fun at one. So these guys are
170 pounds
No, no, no
I mean, they're fighting at 170, but that's the way in and in the next day
I could beat this shit out of these people. Now let's ride!
I
Think she's a diggy
Yo
What is mine?
I could beat the shit out of those guys those guys are tiny
No, they're big. I'd be stay farming. I'm gonna be like a leprechaun trying to untie my shoes
It would bend you over
It would be genuinely be defending against a leprechaun trying to untie my shoes
Is your back actually there by the way?
Yeah, dude
I couldn't hear it
Something's wrong with one of my capture cards. It's just broken
Oh, dude, what is going on?
What is going on over there, Gigi?
You need to find like a tech guy.
I don't know. One of them legit won't come up, so I can't...
Jesus.
Use it.
You've been like having... It's been like a month since the Rust server.
You've been having issues.
Yeah, because I got hacked, and I stopped.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm annoying.
Oh.
Okay, you do you two be one kind of a Gregor? I bet we could
Exactly
150%
It's gonna work
If I die you I'll get 50 subs we choose to give my armor. I'm not dying. Oh
My gosh, I don't worry about much
Armors for bitches anyways. Oh, we oh my god. This guy has oh wait. Oh, it has a place in it
It's fine, I think it's still like it's gonna be level something it's yeah level three. That's fine. That's perfect
Okay
All right, come on gang, we're on the move well that worked out
Oh, are you a pussy the force?
Okay, he's waiting he's waiting he's pretty good. He's pretty good
Got him
Are you okay
Nothing but a me a flesh wound. Don't worry about me, Diggy. Don't worry about me.
That's my sweet daughter's.
Oh, it's a water. Oh, it is. What, you're so good. Score!
I never realized there was an eyeball on the end of this.
an eyeball we come on yeah oh shit how do you do it I'm packing a quick
magazine there's an eyeball on the back of this thing right here oh I gotta put
You can keep jumping!
You cuckoo! Heeeeeee!
I'm following you, Gigi! Where are you? I'm a peanut! I don't like this!
Don't worry, cuckoo! I know what I'm doing too!
Alright, lead the way, peanut!
We're getting down! It's gonna die!
Get down! Get down! It's gonna die!
Oh!
Peanut, help!
Follow me, cuckoo! Follow me, cuckoo! Quick!
Hey, Gigi! Do you know where some audio pods are?
If you gotta get to the safe spot, come on, come on, come on, come on.
My guy's, dude, my guy's like, as, he's like, as bad, as bad, as bad, as, as bad as-
What?
What?
What does that even mean?
We come up here!
Wait, will we hold this angle right here?
You won't kill us.
He's just a robot!
Oh.
Here he comes, here he comes!
One on the wheel!
Amiss, amiss!
On purpose.
Who goes to the suit or suit?
Oh my god, I'm one shot.
I'm one shot.
I'm one shot.
Where's your hero?
Where's your hero?
Where's your hero?
That's him.
I killed this guy.
Oh, that's him.
You need anything?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Woo!
Woo!
You're getting something if you need it!
No!
I'm not good thinking about you.
We see those guys.
Those guys were done.
Those guys were still.
They've been playing the game for a long time.
What you were moving along the right side towards car towards the three-story door, okay?
Up up Peters
My door down at the door because you gotta be ready you ready
Oh my god, they have fully automatic science weapons in there. Do you hear that go go?
I'm gonna nade that window
He was camping outside of the dormitory in the bushes, but right along the building.
I'm going to kill this guy.
Bees ass!
Bees dick, bees dick!
Here.
NERG!
Cocoa bees dick, bees dick!
NERG!
Cocoa bees dick, bees dick!
Bees dick, Cocoa bees dick!
He's wearing the, on the side of the yellow wall, you see?
Oh, fucking shit, bike!
I see fire!
It's not a big piece of shit.
Oh, fucking shit, bike!
I see fire!
I see fire.
Bad Lapid. Bad Lapid.
Look at the front window, did you?
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful.
I think he jumped outside.
Ladder cook, ladder cook boys.
Ladder cook, ladder cook.
I did pushy.
Okay.
Clue?
See, I kind of wanted her to die.
That way, we can play the game!
We can play the game!
Oh my goodness!
You should snack.
I got a flash of light.
Oh.
Oh, he got a little, he got a little, he got a little, he got a little.
He's plodding.
Oh, come on.
Jesus.
Mother God.
There's three guys one on bottom two in mid that's crazy. I was not
Excavator down below and we can play the game. Fuck man. Good try out there, Gigi. Good try out there.
Yeah, thank you.
A dry, a dry.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent, great.
We safe?
What's the plan?
What's the game plan here?
Oh, we've got a good game plan.
We've got a very good game plan, very good game plan.
Let me tell you, let me tell you.
I agree with Gen Z.
I don't think we should go back there anymore
to get you three thingies.
I should go to another map.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it already.
Okay.
I think I heard you in another dimension I think that was you in cashew form try to communicate
with us from the other side it's it's us from the future it's like interstellar they're
We're trying to tell us whatever map we're about to go to.
We shouldn't go to.
I think so.
Oh my God.
The multiverse.
Oh.
He got deception.
Okay, use the plan.
Use the plan.
Are you ready?
Oh, all right, okay.
He needs three building materials.
That's easy.
So we're gonna go somewhere
We can get easy building materials.
And I can do one of my quests
because I need to do my quest as well.
And I know the perfect spot.
I know the perfect spot.
Oh, what's your gonna need boys?
What's your gonna need?
Let's see closely, let's see closely.
What's your gonna need is a medium to long range weapon.
Medium to long range weapon.
Even though we're driving
I'm coming in stacked by the way, I'm coming in fucking ginormous
Nothing is killing me this time. I'm actually coming with metagons. Metagons. Nothing gets coming this time boys. You're about to see my true power
You're like you're lagging
I
Sharples world asked me I heard you got a skin on SOT a fish with no tail or fins and just swims in circles
And you can get rid of the water.
A tragic aquatic sausage in it. Pure cursed wizardry.
Yes, I can.
FAT!
I'm sorry, I'm ass guys. I'll do my best.
I'm not good.
That's not gonna be racist.
It's fine guys, I promise, okay?
That has to be racist
Okay, don't go I have a challenge for you. I'm challenge for you personal challenge me tell me survive
at all
We think
That sounds like a great idea. I never thought of that. I never it's gonna be a tall mountain to climb all right be tall
all about the climb. You think you're up for the challenge?
Yeah, yeah. I've been dying on purpose every time.
I knew it. I knew it. I said no way coconut is this stupid and horrible and ugly and fat.
Exactly. Got you.
Got me. Gonna fool me. Gonna fool me. Gonna fool me. You are a master. You're a genius
Coco and genius. Could have fooled me. Could have fooled me. Let me get some info down.
I'm actually coming in metadout. I'm at 25 with a sig scope and a silencer. It's the
PRS QDC sounds. I'm genuinely coming in maxed out. If I die this way, I'm going to be pissed.
I
Ready to go gay I'm ready
Fuck I forgot we can't go to the place I want to go to because of this bad bitch
I
Alright we're scavig into we're scavig we're scavig in we're scouting and we're giving him a stupid million materials
We're scouting in change the plan change the plan. Let's fucking move. Let's fucking move here. We go
We're scavig it. We're gay doesn't be building materials and then we're going to place it that we need to go to
So I got P-Lot's where I missed we conquered we came we conquered with the mall
Go fuck you, Genji. Fuck you. Also coconut
It's good guy, what do you want? What do you want to see scabbing is not like PMC?
Let me warn you. You're not supposed to shoot the other guys y'all the skies being shooting
If you shoot one, they will all come for you and murder you so don't do that shoot a single one
Okay
Basically, basically we're the bad guys now, like the little scabs.
I will say, Coco, we don't, well, you can shoot PFCs, but nothing else, but I will do,
you can shoot one more thing, if a scab shoots you one time, you can shoot a bat.
Yes.
Just never shoot a scab on prom cake.
Okay, okay.
Or you'll die, you'll die forever.
Shoot PFCs, don't shoot Clankers.
Yes.
or or or other players gaps under player scabs so I got it I got it
okay okay yeah the only people you can shoot our PMC's which you only have like
10 hours in this game you won't be able to tell the difference I would say
just don't shoot anyone I'll just look at you guys okay all right wouldn't tell
you we'll let you know the deeds thank you thank you very much
Oh god, I'm gonna take a swing directly out of this tequila bottle to celebrate. Oh
Cheers boy. Hey, cheers
You would just drink a tequila these days, huh? For some reason it's disgusting even more disgusting when you drink it out of the bottle
I don't know how it is. You got it. You got to drink it up the glass. I don't know why I have no idea
I'm gonna have a shot better. Four of shots better. It's just meta
I
I
Okay, I just need to make sure if you only need three I'm gonna probably give you more than
Come on, Coco, follow me, boss.
Yeah, he's me.
That's him.
He's right there.
Killer.
Okay.
Oh, the cook's in.
The cook's in.
Check it out.
Try it out.
Try it out.
Coco, try it out.
Try it out.
I found all of his stuff he needs.
You already did?
Really?
Already done?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We should do something reckless and dangerous.
Let's celebrate.
No, he should definitely.
I got high-risk sex.
Yeah, high-risk sex.
Maybe I can take you to extract.
Maybe I can take you to extract so Keenak can do his reckless shit.
Wait, I'm gonna go kill someone.
Come on, everybody else.
No, no, no, we need you. Come on, come on.
I'm gonna take you. We need you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna take it home. It's like it's not gonna be taken home early on the field trip.
Yeah, you need to get your form signed.
Yeah, I think of my form signed.
Goodbye, everyone.
Oh, Coco!
Yeah?
Look over here!
What's up?
How the hell did they go over there?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh my gosh!
All of me, all of me boys!
I don't worry, I'm gonna go kill somebody, and I'll be right back!
See you in the lobby in 30 seconds!
I am the conqueror, Genji.
I will dominate this entire mall.
Yeah, you conquered that one.
Which is where Darth Vader gets his shoes.
If you didn't know.
If you didn't.
You know, Darth Vader's never said,
I am not your father.
Wait, wait.
He never said that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
when was this door made?
He said, I am your father.
What is this?
He's a Luke.
He never said, Luke, I am not your father.
He never said that.
Luke?
Or no, Luke, I am not your father.
I'm not paying aliboty.
I don't think he never said that.
It's like the Nelson Mandela effect.
That's what they call it.
The Nelson Mandela effect?
The guy in the Monopoly man, he never had a monocle.
You know that guy named Coconut the Streamer?
He never had a father.
Oh, wow.
The Delsimandela effect, I think it's called.
That's not what it's called.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't think that's what it's called.
I guess what it's called is what it's called.
How do we get, how do we get, how do we get?
My backpack?
We're going to Techlight, and we're killing someone.
Here, put the building materials in here,
and take that stuff in here, because you're
going to need it for some quest.
What the building materials in here?
Okay.
Yeah, that way you can take my stuff in the back too.
Oh, everything's in full in that though, Gigi.
You know what actually we probably should do for Coco
since he's new is stream and discord.
So you can pull our screens on his side monitor.
That way he doesn't kill us.
I used to do that back in the day
when I didn't have enough hours.
Oh, why don't you-
I don't know, take my bag, Coco.
Oh.
Like put it here.
You hear people's open.
Drop everything out of your bag real quick.
Oh, no. Remember to delete button is to discard quickly.
I see that in Toad Bane's we better. Order on the Bane's. Order on the Bane's.
And then drop your bag and take my bag. What's the time of this raid?
15. Yeah.
There's probably not going to be anyone left.
You picked up your bag. I have no idea where to pick a scavenger into shooting us.
And then, give it a shot at it.
Okay.
Is that a real person?
Are you a real person?
He's shy.
He's a little shy.
Oh, lamb.
It's going.
And then when you get into stash,
I think you want to talk to...
Drill?
Mechanic or sea or something?
Well, whoever it says, and then...
Are you a real person?
I mean those items.
Okay.
I really hope we'll have the other building with cereals.
I'm pretty sure it shows the do.
I think I do.
Oh!
Oh
Yeah
Hey guys, I'm gonna update you on the status. I killed four PMC's and
Upon trying to kill the fifth one
He hacked flew over to me disabled my guns and kill me my gosh
Okay, put your bag into his bag. Okay. Put on his helmet. His look at this place. He has quad not on
In his bag as well
All the way behind his absolute buffoon. It's night vision. It's night vision. You're fine
And you can also
to your person. Okay, you're back into here. As a 100%
disabled, I'll be back. And then the DFT and Criterion
sheets, you can't have probably a shot of gas and doing good
times, whatever it is. I just want to say thank you for the
entertainment of the positive vibes. Anytime Mr. Dick, anytime.
And thank you for your service. Good man. Got it. Got it.
Thank you for your service. Good man. Thanks for not letting
those fuckers take our freedom and our money.
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Let's go. Let's go.
Good man, Mr. Tent.
This was like the dark egg.
A fine man indeed.
Fine man indeed!
Okay, come on.
Thank you, my boy.
Go to the tent.
Hmm.
Yeah, how hard and salty is your cell with the new NVIDIA arm process?
The RTX aren't coming out in the future, but Windows...
I don't know!
No!
Oh, no, it's worse! Me, Magic Man!
What?
Are you guys out?
I'm out.
That's like your dad.
Good work.
Ah!
Cool.
Hmm.
All right, so now, what map can you go to?
I'm not sure we're gonna check that right now.
It's still on transfer items.
You sure you don't wanna end the trend?
What does that mean?
It's fine, it's fine.
You need to do a trend?
No, no, no.
We don't, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I was wrong, I was wrong, don't do that.
You need to try it, just press the exit button.
Oh, I see, I see.
The red top right button.
Oh, I did it, I did it, I did it, yeah.
I was thinking about doing the insurance thing.
And transfer everything just to control click.
To move all the items you got over to your stash.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Control click on everything.
Guys, what map is he unlocking by doing what he just did?
Yes.
Where can he go now?
Oh my gosh, you're about to lose everything.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that was stressful.
Sweaty.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, wait.
Where can you go now?
Oh.
Okay.
So, go to your story line quest.
Put your weapons together, guys.
Then, story and tour and see who you need to talk to.
Scare.
Scare.
I can't even see you. I don't want to hit the little telephone button.
Yeah, please. He's digging.
Got it. Got it.
No! God, he's hot!
Done. Done.
I'm so proud of you, Kongo. I'm so proud of you.
Oh, popping my cherry.
I could go wait. What happened to that unlock? Oh, hey, Coco. Nice. Hello, French. Oh, code. Hey,
character. Okay. Task. Talk to the mechanic.
Now you guys have the mechanic. Yeah. Oh, you just did for that guy for the mechanic.
Okay. Got it. Never like talking to mechanic. They always rip me off.
Mm-hmm. That's true. That's true. They tell you should dead or regular oil, but you know, they're the same thing
They're the same thing. They're trying to scam you
He was once
They had the same price
Well, that's a price
One's like 70 bucks was like 40
You're a fat fuck. Thank you resort. Thank you, good sir. Thank you. That's very kind of you to say. Thank you so much. I appreciate that resort. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. I tried synthetic oil for my fries, and they tasted like sand.
I think I finally figured everything out.
I don't even think cars need oil, to be honest. I think it's one big elaborate scheme. Like why would you need oil? Well, how does that make any sense?
What about that for a second?
Alright, now, survive an extract from factory three times, or extract.
Oh, that's a perfect question. Is that what it unlocked with factory?
Let me check, let me check.
If he survives an extract one time, then he doesn't have to do it three times.
It still says cook. Wait, really? If you survive an extract one time, he doesn't have to do it three times?
Yeah.
That's awesome. But also, it still says coconut has a lock. I can't go there.
It says, rather unknown group members don't know the path to this location, coconut B.
Is it because chapter batoya batoya batoya?
That might be a bug in a restart game. Oh, wait. No, don't restart game. I'm gonna give you leadership and then you transfer back to me, okay?
Okay, okay. I'm giving you leadership
You you want to look at the bottom up the screen where the three guys are and right click my name and press transfer to leave it
Didn't work every second
You're starting, let me get a new kid to get it.
This is honestly perfect.
Potential zero cent.
I, Mr. Nut, wanted to tell you how great you are at games.
Really?
Please, for the love of God, troll click when you loot.
No!
So impressive, sir.
The best gamer.
If you control click, it just goes to random places.
You can't control it.
Guys, this is actually perfect.
This is a perfect spot for me to get my pistol kills that I need.
the one pistol I need your time up.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is perfect, this is perfect.
Oh my God, I could use some HelloFresh
using Code Coconut right now.
Oh, oh.
Oh my God, that sounds, oh.
Oh, please.
I always love some HelloFresh using Code Coconut
after we come up with a great plan.
Oh, please.
Oh, dude, I love, oh my God.
The best thing to do after coming up with a great plan
Get some hella fresh using code coconut. Oh my god, that sounds awesome. Oh
My right boys. Oh that sounds immaculate. Oh
Stretch my ass out like Lattey Taffy and fuck me for seven days. Oh my goodness. Oh
Boy, oh boy, that sounds great
And you need to go guys and PBP that would be good
Okay, you don't need any more mags though, right if you could be three fully loaded BVP mags that'd be fed
Okay, thank you. Thank you. I see what wait wait wait. Can you can you actually be me 50 round magazines two of them with BVP?
I'm just gonna fall out of this block
Hell yeah, Kim
Yeah
Rep my set type shit, let me tell you that I'm gonna wrap my set guys are we going scabble
We got the block with my switch on it. No, you know, you were going PFC
We're going to really small back there out in and out in five minutes. Okay. Okay, so bring whatever all right
I'm bringing my blocks. I need one block kill on a PFC my quest
Now that's right
This is gonna get intense. Let me tell you something Coco, this is not for the week. This is gonna get intense. You gotta see me soldier?
I'm ready, I'm ready bro.
Do you wanna see me do that? I'm ready sauce, I'm ready. I got my grenade, I got the fucking anal, I got...
I'm bringing a level 5 armor, that's how serious I am.
Oh shit.
I'm not dying this time, I'm not dying this time. I am walking up to some... fuck ass pussy.
I'm emptying my fully automatic Glock with the switch on it 50 rounds of PvP into his mouth
All right, he's gonna be a hungry boy. He's a hungry boy
It's your same. What would I invite him? Yeah, I don't have him as a friend. Can you bite him?
Welcome in coconut welcome in
You have the 250 rounds, boss?
I'm ready to go.
You're suing, you're suing.
Oh yeah, I'm ready to go.
Come on, get it, boys!
You're the most entertaining genie with an energetic streamer.
You have another hatching for your life.
You can do it.
You can do it.
I'm Mr. Man, but what the fuck, boy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My boy, my boy.
My man.
My man!
My man!
Keep your peepers open this raid, Mr. Man.
I'm about to show you what it's really about.
I know I've been dying online.
I know that the other gentlemen have been putting our pussy in the dirt, but two and a half hours straight
But not this way not this way this way. We are the
history
Through the murder.
Fucking.
Coconut, what'd you bring for guns?
Uh, I brought like an AKM, whatever the fuck.
That's actually one of the best guns in the game.
Are you serious?
No.
Okay, we're good.
Okay.
Where'd you bring it?
I brought the Glock with the switch on it type shit.
I SAID!
We extend out.
UGH!
DRIVE!
That's right again!
Sorry.
Sorry for nothing!
Let's ride!
You boys ready to rumble?
Oh, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm putting some random guy in the dirt this way.
I can personally guarantee it.
I can personally guarantee it.
I've got enough fulano.
Did you get those bags?
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Huh?
That's his man!
Here you go.
He's watching, he's watching.
All you gotta do is not die, coconut.
Can you- Can you do that, children?
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to...
Good.
Thank God, I really don't want you to die.
Cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Lock him.
Ooh.
What the-
Get out of here!
This gun shoots about five feet above where the side is. I didn't know that.
I'm gonna have to put my arm back on.
Someone is pushing us right now.
As we speak. This is a mazzoni waiting here if you want it. I don't know what that is.
I'm coming inside.
I gotta heal up anyways.
Here, take this bag, do you not?
He's fine, he's fine.
You're welcome.
Little baby healing, little baby healing.
Guys, how much are the dumbbells?
Is it like a billion?
Did you put the dumbbells?
The dumbbells?
The golden dumbbells?
Huh?
The golden dumbbells!
What are golden dumbbells?
I've never seen those.
Look at that safe.
I got a nice scope.
but 50 K's in the title so I dropped to the safe mizoni golden dumbbells I've
never seen those mizoni you see heck I can't search it cuz you're searching
really really happy though it's not worth it it's too heavy a bear oh shit
What the fuck?
I killed it.
Was that real prison?
No, it's just a scowse.
Whew!
Jesus Christ.
Is this someone's streamer item?
I think so.
That's what my buggy was telling me.
Are there guys shooting over God there?
It's 46!
Oh my God, I'm so heavy.
I can't even move.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck!
Holy shit, that's not, that's a lot of weight.
I
Just realizes Glock doesn't have a side on it like I mean like the literal default side
Like it actually has like the non
Doesn't have the iron side
That's why it went in random locations, and I couldn't shoot this gap. Oh my god. It's not even in the middle of my screen
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Is that O Block version?
Is there a guy in Gate Zero, boys? Gate Zero.
What are the options?
Officer Spear?
I'm in Gate Zero over here.
We're over here at gate zero.
Well yeah, I heard some shots.
RCI say just get Coco out.
I'll deal with the Hooligans.
Unless you guys wanna come kill him.
I don't know if he has enough XP though, is the problem.
Yeah, you, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's go next to me, let's go next to me.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Oh my God, fucking Tequila!
Oh my God!
I'm coming back!
Oh my God!
I'm coming back!
Oh, shit.
Stupid bitch.
I have no idea how, but I just killed him like instantly.
We're in here, we're in here. With you?
How did this bitch kill him that fast?
That's a good question.
That's an extended switch.
Where's that head?
You like that pussy, huh?
She's got your card punch, huh?
You got your cardboard, bitch.
Yeah, fuck you, T'Kiwa.
Yeah, you should've got your cardboard, pussy.
You got your cardboard, pussy.
Huh?
You got your cardboard, pussy.
Is that time?
It's my part time, bitch.
It's my part time.
What's he?
Pussy?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah, Talazaz.
Talazaz.
Fuckin' pussy.
Beat his dick, beat his dick.
What's his fuckin' dick?
What?
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Come here.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Go make a fine soldier, Covenant.
You will make a fine soldier.
Are you in this room?
No, I'm still in here.
Jumping.
Woo!
I wonder what this pack is in this big bag.
Okay, let's go back over to this extra coco
so we can get you out.
Oh, Gigi, I can't grab the helmet. You want to grab it for me, boss?
Yeah.
All right, that still is the PMC though. I have to kill a PMC
There's gotta be
Let me get cocoa out so he doesn't have to come back and I'll run around in front of me
What I can be a guy. Yeah, real man. I think
I don't have them! I don't have them!
No, it worked!
The only two who's real guy.
Hey, there's a guy! Peanut, come over to Zero!
That's okay.
He's up top! He's up top!
That's okay. I see him! I see him! I see him! I see him!
I see him! I see him!
Jesus!
Fuck his ass!
You get your ass back, you motherfucker!
Hey, really?
I got him! I got him!
Oh my penis tonight baby come and suck my penis suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis just suck it all night
Hey! Too easy too easy!
You better just leave so you don't have to come back here
Yeah
The hell?
From the wild west she's got some type of repeater
This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
What is he?
Alright, let's see.
Let's get it.
Let's...
Oh, we did pretty good this raid.
He got his question.
I got my question.
We are back!
We are back!
I'm not fucking leaving!
I'm not fucking leaving!
It's killing me, gentlemen.
It's killing me, friend.
Wow, oh
Wow, this game really gets your jimmies in a jammal it tickles your fancy. I feel alive. I feel alive
Put a side on that block. No, I need no one to set it
It's the best talk I've ever seen played.
It's what I do.
It's what I do.
And it wasn't just because he was a homeless cowboy.
It was because I'm better than him.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Stronger!
Master!
Better!
Mm-mm.
All right.
Oh, my God.
And Mr. Nicolette had four mags of BT.
I have my next kit already.
level six played we're cooking guys i'm down you guys this is where the night really begins
this is where the night truly begins is right here
i'm trying to focus
Okay, you guys ready to go?
I'm ready.
Wait, I'm going to turn my question to see if I can get another one.
For those of you that don't know Tarkov.
All these guys right here are our trainers.
You see how they have a little one next to them?
These guys are level two.
But once you get these guys to level 4, you can buy like the best guns in the game and
then you start mowing people down and these quests raise, you see right here?
That's our reputation.
So if that reputation is higher than this reputation, which we are super overdue on
that one, let me find another one.
This one right here, see?
So it's blue.
But you have to meet all three requirements, you have to be level 20, which I'm not, that's
why it hasn't leveled up to level 2 yet.
You have to have .15 rep, which I already have, I have .29.
We need to spend a certain number of dollars with them or he spent 1.3 and it only requires 1.1
That's what he level up to the next one
We want to get all these guys some level 4 that would get the best guns and ammo in the game
Okay, we'll pick roll and play and pull these guys and then we'll get the choice
Why aren't they just 4?
Okay, we need to do little wards then to locate the fallen
to that for a second all right why don't I think about my traders and then you
think about you be a little bitch then we can both work on something and we
have two things to work on divide and conquer fuck yourself what do you say
to me I've got to listen I think he has to go to woods now oh that's fine that's
exactly where I need to go
I'm gonna put away to get his kit then I have another kit for this all the way
out extract from woods or visit woods oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah by the way just
FYI before your stream says anything I know your stream hasn't really paid
talk off but we're just gonna look like garbage poop on your stream because
the trees. Oh, it just destroys a bit right. One moment, one moment, one moment. Little
something. Maybe SR 25. We, we, we, we, we, we that thing go with those magazine. We had
mags ready then we put those did this one wait a minute we didn't even put a
minute somewhere we had like one mag with m80 in it somewhere oh is this one
oh yeah there it is I said I don't want to run one mag I'm gonna run one mag with
and then we'll do 38 rounds out to be conservative.
He's away and then...
There we are!
Oh, Mr. Paper Plane Pilot,
but oh, good man, good, ah, man!
good bad good bad good bad good bad
thank you my boy thank you my boy thank you my boy
hmm put your beanie over your head
like beanie
Oh
You know there's a certain search function out yeah, I know about that I don't put
Are you guys ready to look and win? I'm ready
Yeah, let's go and was all I do is kill 15 scabs and
and
And
three two-shape plugs, two inch compacts, and one gas analyzer.
That's what we're doing today.
Okay.
This is my four quests.
I have four quests I gotta do.
Oh wait, it's doing the thing again.
Cocoa, since you unlocked this new route, you gotta restart again.
That's it.
Doing it.
Got it, boss.
Got a lot of bugs.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wouldn't it have BB and Cocoa gonna get added to the boss?
I
Don't know if you see the box, but this is the short bus they had a lot of seats in this bed
Are they?
The same to normal average every day by Seattle. Oh, that's good on the box
It is not enough space
I think it's a little bit of space.
It's shroud out of there.
What?
The shroud's cool.
The shroud's cool.
It's right there.
It's cool.
I bet if we put Mr. Merck's a little closer to Ninja, we could probably fit one more
guy between Mr. Merck and Mr. Shroud.
You see back there, there's kind of a bit of space between Ninja and Merck's and Merck's
and Shroud.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Perhaps perhaps we're making
A double lift
Yeah, that's risky business
Risky business
All right, I mean I could probably make
that looks like double left but we be we be playing with fire.
All right, we be playing with fire.
We be playing with fire.
We playing with fire.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Put the broader there.
Oh, that's too plain this plan.
Hey, Colo, did you restart the game?
Yeah, yeah, we started up come back in yeah, I'm gonna keep you for the group cuz it's just a key here. I would kick it
Yeah
Okay, I just want to remind you I'm an ally stop Asian hate
Please I can do it. Thank you so much. It's at least I can do it's at least I can do
They fucking caught it. I didn't have you as an ally
I'm an ally. I'm an ally. Thank you. Thank you so much. No problem. No problem. Give me a stop.
I should hate the chat, please. Just don't don't hate us. That's just a business plan.
Please don't. You're great, man. You're great, man. You're great, man.
Oh, Mr. Recipes table was he's white good bad good. Ah, man
And mr. Connie bubble but one good man good. Ah, man
Thank you, my boy. Thank you. Bye. What I
To have an ally of peanuts I
I
Know you're scared of the cashews and the almonds. I'm not scared of those guys
It's okay. I got your back if they bother you I
Got your back you get mad cocoa if those all the cave. I would fucking beat their ass
Fucking all of us. I would eat them up
You're good man. Coco. I got you nicely. I got you
You can use my cookbook, I don't have it in my friend's house.
I gotta restart my password, I don't know why.
What?
What?
I think someone is trying to hack into my fucking Tarkov.
Someone is trying to fucking just log in from Africa.
Do you have to step on?
No I don't.
I gotta fucking.
Get your ass in here right now, go, go.
Get your ass in here.
I
Definitely turn on that suit up
Two-step verification. Yeah, that two step that two step
Put your left vote in
All my shit. What the fuck oh
God no, no, dude. No
We're gonna take your level five account
No, I'm going again. I'm going to change everything.
They're going to leak all my nodes.
No, not the level 5 account. No!
No! You know how many minutes I put into that account?
Please, like, 20. Don't you take that for me.
I think I'm in. What the two of
you took a piece? Oh, yeah.
whatever. Oh, okay. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Alright, I'm in Gigi.
and turn yourself about. That's what it's all about. Put your left foot in, put your left foot out,
put your left foot in, and take it all about. I lose the hockey ball again, you spin yourself around
and that's what it's all about. That's a banger. That's a banger. I think that was Michael Jackson
the robot with the help of Beethoven and Plato for Socrates mixed the beat.
Who else? Who else?
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Oh yeah, sorry, Beth Oven. World renowned artist Beth Oven.
All right, let's try it.
Easy big bath oven. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Okay. All right. Is everybody clear on what they need to do? Coco, what do you need to do?
I got a not die
Don't get here. Is that it? What are you gonna do? Yeah, I got to kill 15 scabs get 3t plugs one gas analyzer and two iscrabats
Mm-hmm. That's four separate quest if I could do that
We will be in the fucking money. We'll be in the fucking money
And then when you just go like you get like how a good gear we just fuck everybody up
Oh, yeah, I'm telling you we are ripping through these quests
We are ripping these questions if it wasn't for like level constraints and money constraints
we would have level 4 trainers in like a couple days. We are ripping through these quests easily.
And then you know what? You know what we'll do? Once we're done ripping all these quests,
we'll hit like, we'll hit, oh my god, you know what we'll do? Oh my god, you know what we'll do?
We'll rip through all these quests so that we have tons of rep on all our trainers and then we'll hit
the icebreaker. The new icebreaker map, I heard that thing is PAH! You eyesaw! What's that guy's name?
I should be forgetting him. I, that's very disrespectful. I very much like this guy actually.
Who? What's the guy's name? He's a prominent talk of streamer. He's
Hmm
You're cooling him, huh?
Tiggs tiggs tiggs. I saw I saw a clip of tiggs getting there was three
Lett exes on one table. I've I'm six thousand hours in this game. I've never even found three lett exes in one game
Never lett exes is a thing. It's like a it's a it's a skin
It was four, it was four, four.
I've never even found three in one raid.
Each of them is worth one million rubles.
That guy got four million rubles off one.
He's a millionaire.
He's just like a juice sub-millionaire.
I'll tell you boys, if we rip these quests
and then we hit icebreaker,
we can get rich and power level all these traders.
Dude, you've never seen the good old days of Ultra Med peanut?
No.
Where you could get like four letexes in one raid?
The Ultraman hasn't been asked since I started. It's been horrible.
I think I'd seen a clip back in the day when someone actually had six sledduxes in that room.
It used to be good as fuck.
Oh, man. Ultraman never created a fortune.
Alan?
Yup.
RIDE!
Fuck it, we're doing the battlefield six of the time, let's ride!
My timings are a little off these days, still getting used to it, still getting used to
the new loading, still getting used to it.
It's right again!
Oh, that's right!
Just in time, just in time.
Are you ready for a great raid, gang?
I'm ready.
Oh, let's go!
No, I came met it out. I came absolutely met it out. No one's killing us. No one is killing us. Oh
my god, I
Like this map you said it looked bad. This is this might be a rush. No, no what I'm saying is that you the way
Data transfers from live streaming. Oh, yeah, technology isn't good enough to
To speed this super pixelated with the grass exactly because no because the trees reach the sky
So you're instead of like half your screen changing because others other maps have like a sky and then the ground your entire
Speed is changing constantly
Stream every day and it would mean the world to her if you wished her a happy birthday
Oh, but it's magical a full of magic
It but he's magical like these are the biggest
We just have to go to the plane and peanut house to kill scouts
Yeah, I try to kill 15 scabs. Why are we going to the plane?
for cocoa to unlock more
I see
I thought you said a bee here
No, he has to go to the fallen plane. I should I should you got those two scabs?
I got them. Let's run past the the
Number mill though to see if I get some of my spice
Okay
As you try to get, I heard it's meta as fuck.
Heeeeeeeese.
Oh, oh, I have such...
Tails and Splendid before as well.
He deals on talk of a devourman?
I don't know.
I will just read through the next cheater bandwagon.
There's always a sweet deal right after the cheater bandwagon.
completely unrelated by the way I know you may be thinking hold on why would
they put the game on seal up on sale after they've been a bunch of cheaters but
don't worry water related every time they do it completely unrelated don't
worry those cities are not related at all let's get to it oh fuck
got him nice you're good cocoa i'm hurt wait wait wait do you need heels wait
something i'll use a bar sex wise what do you need anal i need a bandage i'm
using anal oh you need we'll wait use this heavy um you need a you need a
where's that sound who is yelling is the heavy one you guys heard that like yeah
okay
we was yelling I use it okay then you're gonna have to use a serve kit the car in
your special slot yeah yeah using it CMS yeah that's crazy it does that thing
drops me yeah I'm gonna beat these words because you're coming in
I'll meet you guys at Devil Bag Rock, okay?
Okay.
Okay, done.
Gotcha!
I think I'm okay.
Did you heal your leg with your car?
Yeah, it's a 5-4-4-2.
Oh, there's that car again.
Yeah, you need to heal it with your car again.
Gotcha, okay, doing it.
No, we should be good.
I just turned my hacks off a little.
Don't take those sighted. Don't take those sighted.
And check across the river.
Don't take those, I repeat. Don't take those.
um here go ahead and take this i'm gonna give you extra heals just in the end
and then we'll go
go on the peanut is
quiet this should be this beat don't you
can you be able to hold on does he be able to have it
that's not us are you okay
kids
hooray
don't worry boys i got him
is that you guys by the by the tent
these are the tents i i just said we are over at the tents peanut
Oh my god, two guys by the 10 kilopters!
Please put your ears on.
You need to do it with this hooligan, he's trying to sneak up on me!
Oh!
Jesus Christ.
Ooh, that's alright, hold on, that's kinda nice.
I'll take that with me.
The M16A2, is that a new weapon?
Yes, that is a new weapon.
Whoa, is it good?
Was that good good?
I don't think so.
Obviously, it's guys take a fucking dirt nap.
It.
No, well, I still need a fully automatic rally, so I'll just I'll just keep it around for a little bit.
He's burst fire.
Oh my God, that is disgusting.
That is disgusting.
That is putrid.
Oh, all right.
Let's move towards the Great White House.
I agree. Okay.
Oh, I see one. I see somebody.
Wait, no, it's the scab again.
Okay.
Scared me.
Did I kill him?
Oh, no, I eat 15. I eat 15.
Oh, my God. You eat 15 of these guys.
Yeah.
He's got him. He's got him.
He's got him.
He's got him. He's got him.
Okay.
I'm shooting his toes. I'm shooting his toes.
That's the scab?
Where's his?
The scab is behind that truck over there.
I killed one of his guards, he's got one more guard and a scant behind the truck.
We need to shoot him to behind the truck.
Oh.
Pete, be a monster.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, everybody run!
Why, why?
We're getting shot, we're getting shot! I don't know where from where!
Oh, boo boo boo!
They're kinda, they're far away somewhere.
Okay, someone, someone is over here at checkpoint.
Oh shit, shoot me, shoot at me! Oh my god.
I'm having issues. He blacked out my leg. There are several people around us. I'm gonna
back to the back rock. I'm gonna take out Mr. Trimble and see how he can focus on the
other guys. Are you pushing me now? I'm going back to the back rock. I'm scared. I'm gonna
be right here. Go, go, go. I'm gonna get you. Yeah. I'm gonna lay down and serve my
link I think I see what you're that rock peanut yeah I just jumped am I okay
don't shoot the tank by the way it will obliterate you there's somebody
behind the tank. He's running. He's running. I am. I'm checking the tank area, which we're
that comfort. He just got in the BTR. What does that mean? It's a you can take it places.
Yeah, the people have gotten the BTR. That's what you hate. I'm going to go on the right
side towards the water and see if this guy's typing from across the water. Okay. Okay, we
have to be careful because they can buy assisted assistance and they that BTR will shoot us
if they buy that. Maybe they're doing a quest.
Because they didn't buy Tullivia, which is kind of weird.
I saw him though so the btr you can pay it and it'll take you places around the map but it also has quests that you can do inside
I'm by the tit you guys read I'm peeping up people I'm looking for this fool that strike me
Oh it's moving yeah okay so they stayed inside then they're that great thing can she huh
they're not great they're not they're inside the BTR they're taking a little drive somewhere
Okay, that tank the tank's a bit here. Yeah. Oh shit
You know where are you? I'm by the rock on the water. I'm looking for this guy that's psyched to me. I
See nothing did we kill Sherman the way I've done I believe in one of his God
Watch.
Dude, these guys know where...
Oh shit!
Wait, he might be above the, uh...
He said go...
...the cabins.
I said I'm heading towards you guys!
Boop, boop, boop!
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
We're behind gray?
Yeah, I'm just with a voice.
That's okay, okay?
This is intense. We are surrounded boys, we are surrounded. Stay frosty, Coco, stay frosty.
I'm looking for you. Is that you guys shooting at someone on the upper top where the wood
piles are? That was Sturman shooting? I see him.
I see him.
I don't see nothing!
I see shit!
I see you guys.
I'm behind you, the first one.
I'm inside this like a rock shit.
I see the flash of the shot.
I'm on the back right here doing surgery
Yeah
Down super down super down got him nice
Okay, so the guy is over where those logs are still up top. Yeah, I saw her super shooting through the lap
You buy where the tape goes
Yes, exactly
I bet she's gonna try to be like for dickhead rock boys.
Be careful, be careful.
Actually, bitch.
Excuse me a bit.
Okay, sorry.
She was like by that boo thing, didn't she?
Yeah, I think that was German and he not got him.
oh shit that's his guard oh what the fuck did you kill his guard no no no one
god's still up one god and then at least one p.m.c. is what's it playing right
now
Which I should go take it rock get a flaky on this
Shit
Is a you I'm at the rock. Oh, yeah, I'm still like I'm too lucky feel it for you. I'm gonna be laid down
Oh, I see you. I killed his other guard. That's what that's what we got one piece. You play boys one piece
I'm running back into gray.
Don't get on me brother!
Remove that!
I hear someone.
Wait, wait, wait.
We just keep putting to this, uh,
Airplane goes by.
I love that you're so poor.
It makes it really easy to know who not to shoot.
I'm hiding. I'm hiding behind a tree right now.
They're in front of me as soon as this airplane passes. We fucking move. Okay. Okay. He puts his pussy and put his ass in the dark
Best if he's looting your sermon kill now bet he is I bet he is I thought we don't kick his ass
But I'm gonna go on me brother
What people are you here?
We can't let him take my shit from Serpent.
It's too expensive, it's too expensive.
We're gonna go around this big rock, and we're gonna look towards the logs.
It's where he's at.
I'm dead.
What?
Oh shit.
We're being dead.
I was laying in the middle of a sauna, looting something.
I just got, I just got, I just got.
Calm down, calm down.
It was a guy with a, uh, mozen that killed me over by the top of the logs on the left side.
Exactly where I said he was.
Gotcha, take care of him.
Come on! He's in a bump!
What?! What?! What?!
What?! What?!
How the fuck?!
I didn't even see him! I didn't even get to see the guy!
He just didn't save me!
Oh my god.
That guy that killed you is the one that killed me by the way.
Oh my god.
Or maybe not.
This pussy has a 1KD and he just killed us!
Yeah.
No!
That was my best, that was my best end!
Oh my god, I tried oh
I tried I'm not disappointed in you Coco I
I did better than I thought I hit him I hit him but I didn't do it enough I don't think that's okay
That's okay. He was a hack and see the man. I could see the stream sniper racist
Let's get back in. Let's get back in there. A hacking stream sniping racist. Yeah, that's who it was
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what was going on there. Oh
My goodness, oh, I'm so flashing I'm so flashing I cannot tell you I'm it's like a tube sock down there
Mr. Coco. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. I just didn't hit the head
You put my shit up in the middle of a farm to detect which direction the wind is blowing. I
That was my best. It that was my best. It I'm sorry, dude. We gotta get back in there
We gotta get back. We gotta get our ship back. We gotta get our ship back
We gotta get our get back
Max kid max kid gentlemen max kid best stuff. Thank you best stuff
What is this scope on here? Is the k8 slash f 34 millimetre? Is that good? Because I got
two of them on these, that's not 25. What is this good? What is that?
I can't remember because I know that they added some of the, you can actually change
the magnification now. No ass dog shit, no, no it's poo, not acceptable. It's good if
if you like dying.
Okay, so that's obviously out of the question.
Oh, you know what, I'll just take,
I'm just gonna take this scope
on the M4A1 that I have.
This one is decent, one to eight times.
One to eight times, that's like, that's good enough.
We're getting out of get back boys.
We are getting out of get back right here, right now.
I think you have phones. We'll
talk to Mr. Papa. Mr.
Potter Freak. So, one said, Hey,
peanut. My boyfriend Big Head is
doing a double tonight at work,
but he watches your stream. Can
you tell him peanut head loves
him? He does.
He loves him.
What is that?
What is that? What is that? What do you mean by that? What is that? What do you mean? What does that mean?
What do you talk about? What does that mean? What do you talk about? What does that mean by that?
What do you mean by that? What does that mean? Is that an analogy? Is that a metaphor? What does that mean?
You are Peter's head
Big time peanut head, peanut head, Ebola outbreak, and the pieces are there, I just haven't figured
out how to prove it together yet.
I'm solving this, I'm solving this, I'm solving this mystery.
I don't know what I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out for sure
I
Did lose something something
Here we go
Now I need a rig here we go
Oh my god, I'm 88 what holy shit, where did I get that?
What about being perp-ed?
Hmm...
Um...
Ooooooh...
Oh, yeah, let's ride
Coco
Yeah, you know, you have lots of fun. Yeah, I am I am I almost had them it was just I
Shot him first. I just got ammo. Oh
No, I'm telling you coconut if we had better ammo
We would be taking these pictures now. I don't have a shot of juice up. Yeah, we got juice up
We got juice up. That's what we gotta do these quest question. We get you which would you get to do some?
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's choose. We are gonna hit the plane for you and I got to kill. I'd be like probably eight more scabs. Easy peasy. Easy peasy.
Hmm. My power went out. Thanks for keeping me entertained. I don't know if that adds up right there, but.
Any time say any time
Mr. Brunch what good bad good a man
Those are how's your money going pretty nice
Pretty nice good sir pretty nice been sipping tequila spray out of the bottle watching coconut suffer and making
No progress
There's been a delight. It has been a sweet move, Pete.
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
You can have phone battery and no power. You know, peanut.
Fuck you, Zachary.
Oh my God, coconut.
Listen, I wanted to insult your kid.
Are you double-wapening right now, dog?
Go, go.
I don't think...
Nobody really double-wapens.
Well, he has a sniper and a little full auto.
Yeah, but does he have an ammo for it?
Even though that makes sense, he's got tinny legs.
I mean, he could be all the way around the ramp.
I mean...
There's never a good idea.
Oh, that's true.
I mean, like, he has five, he has five rounds in his sniper and he doesn't have any extra ammo.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
What a sweet delight.
Please tell me that's not one of your found and reed siloas.
Or did you already do that class me? Yeah, I got it at a wrong the wrong good wrong good. Okay
Are you constipated
I don't think too hard you might get an aneurysm.
My wife loves you.
I love your wife.
I love your wife.
That guy loves your wife, too.
So does that guy.
We all love your wife.
We love your wife.
We love your wife.
Our wife.
Our wife.
All right.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
You have to be careful.
Pro-lapsed anus is a thing.
I'm a pro, buddy.
I'm a pro.
You think I'm gonna get a pro-lapsed anus by accident?
I only do that on purpose.
this.
Ride!
Oh, you got me.
Oh, I'm, I'm missing.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
You got me. I was missing.
You got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me
Now let's...
Right again!
I honestly like I feel like I'm a waste of space Genji
I don't want to ask you guys. It's hilarious watching you die. Fuck you
Don't get a don't worry. This is the this is the early part of talk off it gets way way worse
Don't need to worry. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, good
Little something something perhaps. Oh my god, stand still right there. You look so majestic
Mr. Cocoa
Oh, that's a nice score
I
Get a little bit of group here that will head over to your plane. All right, boss
Thanks boys
That's what we eat that quest boys
I'll be careful there's a spot on the other side of this camp
map. It should be evil. Looking in the shadows.
I
Anyone over here
Fascinating very fascinating
That's not this guy
Move garbage
Okay, we're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking.
All right, there's nothing in this camp. Let us get out of here.
Coco, here you go.
What's up?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
You miss the Lennox you miss the Lennox
No, no, no
All those past
That's just so you can get it
Oh, he flipped me off
Who's the other one I got one I thought I saw two maybe I was wrong
How she don't want to keep on the rocker without a smooth boys move
We are going to the plane.
You're going to the plane.
Says the plane.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Follow me.
Follow me.
Hmm.
Oh, we gotta stay frosty the boys. We gotta stay frosty. These guys come out of anywhere
Steve and be cocoa I got your back dude. I got you back
I got you back. She got my back. I got your back. You got my back. We're gonna a perfect triangle
We gotta cover everything
What is it a circle?
What is it a circle?
Try sneaking up on us.
I don't think you can make a circle out of three points, no.
You're a genius.
Genius, genius, genius!
I'm going to take a quick peep at Big Head Rock.
Just to see if anybody's camping it.
Then we move to the play.
You find an extra?
Yes.
Well, I need one of those, boss!
I know.
Is that you?
Excuse me.
Okay.
I got you this. It's good. She got
right here. She's right here.
What's up? Is that right? We got it last week. Oh, thank you. I put that on now. Okay. I'm
trying to find your armor too. Oh, skating for enemies. Go.
second I couldn't see the whole thing but it looks like they can't rock it's
clear
moving left towards the rock I'm just looking at you right now I'm just
leaving stashes trying to find you armor somebody rocks you need food and
water yeah I'm water and food actually yeah oh man here you go thank you eat
that and drink that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now don't eat, don't drink all of that water,
only drink like half of it, okay? Okay. You're my special little guy coconut. Oh shit!
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, Susan! I don't need you to do that, though. Can I be in the out of the hole?
without a glove or a finger.
Do you let me a mint on the pillow?
You lucky dog.
You lucky dog.
Do you hear that?
We could take a little beat.
Oh, sir.
It's sermon.
If you want to, I'm going to take him to just go find the plane.
You do that.
I'm going to kill this guy.
Yeah.
I sit on the rock.
That's sniper scout.
I sit on the rock.
Assumption.
He's dead.
Okay, let's go to the frame, Foko, just so we can get your quest done real quick.
Okay.
And then we'll meet back up with Peanut.
Stir him in, and the PBC here, boys.
Oh, there's lots of people over there.
Like the Violet Cod house.
Holy shit.
Put his armor on.
Put the armor on right here.
Okay, I'm coming.
No, no, no, I'm dead too, fucking A. There's just a guy sitting on the rock over by Sniper
Skaev underneath Sniper Skaev.
Oh, I'm sorry Coco.
No, it's okay, it's my fault.
Don't worry guys, I'll revit you!
I'll revit you!
We did you died the jump up like right below Zebra or what was it?
I see my seam on the rock
He's really kitted by the way
Let me see doesn't have any boyfriends music
Kind of a newer player too
Oh
I guess I'm just gonna group up and then I'll just get out of here, okay?
I'm just gonna make sure that guy I killed just happened to be with me.
Oh, I got an impact grenade!
Oh, I got two impact grenades!
Oh, I got a way!
Score!
you know can you grab my gun you think? mmm see. there's a M700. see here's the
problem right so there's a ton of guys that are dead that are wrenched right in
your poor and your poor. so like it wouldn't make sense for me to grab your
stuff because that would just hurt everybody. it would just hurt me, it would hurt you, it would hurt the community, it would hurt the
Wildlife around here. Let's go. I could maybe go to school. Is your stuff insured. Did you insured?
No, I don't know what the hell's insurance insurance is
Nobody's people if nobody takes it out of the way you get it back in like a day
Oh, fuck that. That's for pussies. Well, no, no, you know, we you commit insurance fraud
So what I'm doing that I would grab your gun and then toss it in a busher way so nobody can find it
And then it comes back to you. Mm-hmm. All right, I didn't insure anything
I'm not a fucking pussy.
I'm gonna eat some cogs, I'm gonna eat some cogs.
Okay.
I'm pushing in my territory.
Oh fuck my ass!
Oh fuck my ass, we're done, we're done!
We don't-
He vanished!
He whispered in the wind,
never to be seen again.
Yes!
thing. Now I have you. God yeah. Good shot. Thank you. Good job. Well, I have to grab
G dalame some pee-pee, onions are gonna get to pee-pee agust I got a garb to pee-pee
I don't know. Oh, fuck my ass
I
Got it pee-pee
I'm going pee-pee
I'll be quick boys. I promise I'll be quick. I'll be quick. I'll be quick. I'm just gonna
loot this guy and then GG. Do you? Is this your shirt?
My stuff's insured.
I'm gonna toss your gun in a bush and then I'm gonna grab the bad guy's gun and I'm
out of here. I'm out.
Okay.
And the cocoa I'm leaving all your stuff in garbage nobody's gonna pick it up. Anyways, it would hurt them more than it would help
What do you do you do oh wait, oh my god, we this is your guy
No, that's not about I say holy shit, okay
Cuz fuck you that's why
I'll bring you in a gun thank you Genji thank you I bring you a gun too Genji
I'm like I'll pay you more look at this guy fuck you I need this more than you bow I'm
bored there is no I and we with the it's a two letter word I think I know it's about
too little weight at W and E. There's no I and T.
Shut up, Coconut! I'm trying to focus.
Oh, that sausage is huge. I know. That's a big sausage, holy shit.
Thanks. It's cut, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a huge sausage.
What are you doing?
Fire at rod!
Woof!
Are you light stuck?
I'm a bit damaged.
Keep some of the tip.
That thing looks disgusting.
What the fuck is that?
That's like balloon or some shit.
Ew!
Woof!
Someone's still here.
They're getting shot at by an ex-me.
I'm just gonna get the stuff and get out of here.
Lock it in.
Get the goop up, get the goop!
I'm bad as fuck! I'm bad as fuck!
I'm fucking massive!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
ZB016, where is that again?
Is the nearest extract that weren't the very far end that we used to go to a long time
ago?
It looks like there's the added more, there's like a hundred of them.
um northern is kind of like it's that uh where the btr goes through to get to the train
beach how to go to which way which way to coach is one northern
do you see what i'm talking about yeah i think i do what you're talking about i think i do what you're talking about yep
one one one move it's kind of like a checkpoint with a stash on it
Oh, God, I'm so... Keep your head up, brother.
Stay first, brother. Stay up and shoot.
As if I get out of this, I'm telling you, I'm fucking magic.
I'm fucking magic.
This... This could be a huge come-up, a huge come-up.
Let me take up any more scabs I need.
I only need two more. I'm gonna come to the other way out.
Move, move, move!
Fuck it!
I'll give you a big firstie.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go!
What was that, what was that?
What was it? What was it?
Stay focused. Stay here.
Stay here.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
What shall I hear for a second? What shall I hear for just a moment?
Can you stay here back up? Who's that?
I don't hear anything. No!
I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
I'll be out in 60 seconds.
Sounds good.
Slow and steady, slow and steady wins the race.
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
Boop, boop, boop.
fuck my god i'm so fat you're so fucking fat
My water? That's fine, that's fine. That's fine, that's fine.
We'll take a juice break on the next lay down.
I should be later I
Me a half me a half of watching they hear
Pictures break this dirty work
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good!
No!
I swear to God, if there's some fuck-ass pussy, jerking his meat next to this extract, I'm gonna fuck coconut.
What?
You heard me.
Oh my goodness.
You better pray that we's over here.
Oh my god.
Better pray.
I see it, I see the extract of the water.
It's right there.
We're gonna make it, we're gonna make it, we're gonna make it!
Go, go, go!
I made it!
No, no you don't!
We won and all we had to do was let our whole team die!
Thank you. Thank you, James.
You're welcome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're back.
We are back. Time for the game.
I gotta save your scope, by the way. I gotta save your scope.
Let me see. I gotta be double-checking.
I got an idea. I did. Let me see.
I thought I did.
Oh, okay.
A bond further inspection.
I did not but I do have a sausage you can attach to the top of your gun if you like it. Thank you
Mm-hmm. Actually, I can't get that you I need a request. Are you see I should be one sausage for a quest
Later on give me the sausage. I'm not giving you my sausage
You can buy this time to tell my code that it's awesome. Let's get it to me
I'll be turn my gas and lies are in
Nothing. I think I'll get this computer gas and lots of quest boys are now on the pain killer. I need to find three more feeds in rain. Let me give Mr.
get. It's Easter Pack. Any one more of those? Mm-hmm. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking.
There we go. That'll make enough space for this stuff. There we go. We'll see those
impact grenades later for Factory to compete the Grenadier quest. Like you do.
upload this with M881.
Kind of a yonder.
Keep that for factory as well.
Then we rock.
Are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
I'm ready, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yeah, let me just get a sip of water.
That was thirsty work out there.
That was thirsty work.
Let me tell you boys, whoo-wee!
Ah, it's got me working!
Going back to woods.
Here we go.
By the way, Gigi, I stole your attack two helmet.
I mean, attack two backpack?
You want it back you to take it, but I saw you take it so
Oh you can't have it
God yeah, you probably love this backpack and by her favorite backpack
I don't care about it where you can't have it
That's right
Alright, here we go. Alright, time to get serious. Time to get serious. Wow, that was
a massive break for me. I knew that. I knew that. You are going crazy with the headshots.
I'm mad. I'm mad. You are going crazy with the fucking tracking headshots. I'm mad. I'm
mad. That was good shit. That was good shit. I'm mad. Mr. Coconut, I can teach you a thing
to do about the bongus. All right? You take me, Mr. Go-Rat, the LeBron dreams of the bongus.
Three three pointers, layups, half court sons. Oh shit. They're pulling up and down the court.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Pass, pass, pass, pass. Jump. Oh, block. Another basketball stop.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's what we call the Texas freeze.
Damn right, because I'm so deadly and I'm not even real.
It never happened that deep state lie. It's a deep state lie.
you've been lied to like
for Fats, I did I did I did the one I ate was it found in doomed boys what I eat
was about it right well I did turn in it was it was noм Newell
I'm so sorry. I'm just getting back into talk up. I haven't locked down when to do those
How late to do them, how early to do them, I will get better.
I will get better.
I will get better.
I'm just getting back into the groove with things.
I'm getting back into the groove with things.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Because I bet what I was saying, I bet you were,
does he estimated time 11 minutes?
Yeah, does anybody else see estimated time 11 minutes?
Yeah, I see that.
Holy shit.
Well, peanut, good job on getting every one on woods.
Well, it's just a waiting server starts.
I think we already found a server.
Oh, we did.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
Because we can't back out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll let you try to get it!
I failed you. I have failed you time and time again. For that, there is no recourse. There
is no recourse. I must live with those consequences to this day.
Almost there. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there. There it is. There
There it is, there it is.
That's right.
Fuck you, Chubb's hot boys.
Mm, fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm in.
Yes, yee dee, yee.
Oh my God, you're even poorer than usual.
What's going on?
Yeah, you just told me to come naked.
Oh, oh hey, that's pretty good actually.
That's pretty good stuff.
I don't watch your garbage crap diarrhea
Well, I'm pretty sure we're close to the play god, are we?
It would cost the play guys. We can do that easy. We can go do it right now
Let's do it. Does he need to survive or just have to just have to play it?
I don't know it just to go find the fallen plane. All right, let's move out. Let's use me up to back.
Okay, you ready, ready, girl?
I'm sure it's on full auto, uh, Coco.
Double tap B.
I gotta lock in.
Oh, let me, oh, let me, all right, let's go.
Oh, dude, that's through this day.
all right the thing is right over this mound Coco you can manage to not die two
and a half minutes we can get this bus done and be on our way I won't die I
promise I will not die you're good man Coco you're good man
You're a good man Coco. I'm very good man.
They call me man. Asian man.
Oh that's so great to hear. Oh really?
Listen, we gotta take you out for curry and barbecue.
No rice soup. No rice soup.
No rice soup! It's amazing!
No rice soup.
Here's the plan. What does he do here again?
So go to the plane and then look at your quest.
Quest okay
Okay, I'm it says new achievement earned lost
Are we taking tasks? Yeah? I have a question there wait
Where's it go go ask the trainers about the fallen plane. It's an hour's ago leave
Okay, oh, we kind of crossed up a meal. We killster brushy any humans next to him and then we stood down
Can you tell me if there's a no over here that you need to pick up?
You don't need to come pick it up and read it. It'll be right on this one thing right here
No, I don't think so
Okay, I think maybe they still have that quest that he needs to do so we might have to come back
What the fuck?
Fantastic. What does we dream?
All right, what do we get?
I haven't heard nothing so far I heard nothing it's quiet
maybe that's what our enemies want us to think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I should
Let's go to Skye's Valley.
No.
Uh.
Don't worry about it.
There's plenty of Skye's.
Plenty of Skye's will all go to walk.
Mm-hmm.
Keep your peepers open.
All right.
Let's check for Mr. Sturblesy.
Mm.
I'm...
There's a guy running out of Skye's.
Wait, wait, wait.
I need this.
I need this.
There's a guard.
There's a guard.
There's a guard.
It should be, it should be.
Like high back or do I just hide?
Hide hide hide!
Dad! Johnny!
My god!
He's pushing, he's pushing!
One got down, one got down!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, my ass three thousand times!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!
Oh my god!
Stay down.
Don't be down with them.
Don't worry, you don't have the facilities to kill these guys.
Your guns are the right gun.
Just keep your seat.
No I wouldn't run. I wouldn't run.
I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I don't want to die.
No, no, no, who's that?
Oh my god! Who just killed me?
Not me! I didn't kill you!
You literally...
I got another one! I got another one!
Hurry!
That was a real guy!
Good job!
You killed James?
I did kill Jiggie, but I also,
but another guy, so I think we should look at the positive.
Yeah, Pymdots, it cancels out.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Oh, shit.
That's Mr. Super, you know, that's Mr. Super.
I'm laying next to the Jiggie's dead body.
Yeah.
So Pina is literally staring at a bot, shooting at me,
And he shoots me while I'm killing the bot
That's not how I remember it
No, that's not how I remember that no wrong
Okay, yeah, I'm trying to loot you. Yeah, you lose Genji and I'm gonna look at another guy
We're both be too heavy talking we'll suffer together listen wait, but there is still a guy and it still is mr.
was he his two guards are dead it's too busy and one guy left that's what they
play right now that's what that's what's at play one PMC one stirbuzzy got
that cocoa we gotta kill the bus either where I see one where we're
He's dead!
That was just a scam.
Come on, man.
Come on, dog.
You need great much more.
Did you get a morning or night?
I don't know. I think I went morning.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh!
That's saying that the guard literally ran past you.
It's a company.
Oh no, I don't think so.
Oh shit, the BTR is fucking shooting down!
What the hell is going on around here? You can't do anything about that this high.
You're not allowed to be in the BTR, should you?
Do I just run away?
This high, this high wall passes, high wall passes.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, should we just, should we just have three guards?
What?
We can, should we just have three guards?
Three to four
Well, this wasn't a real guy there was a guy but he had to RFB with a voodoo, which is sweet
We should just find Mr. Busy and find the PMC and kill him both easy-peasy
Not are you good much?
Maybe maybe I'm way over here right
I'm chilly I am chilly boss
I'm hardcore chilly. This is a chill vibe. I'm I'm hitting the quick chill vibe. I
Did the bus I
Can't what you're putting down. I'm hitting the quick chill vibe right now. I
Don't see sure mercy or the guy and I actually haven't heard so much he suit in a oh wait wait wait. I guess he went
Oh, it's a scam to my
You know, peanut, your situational, like, awareness is the worst, it's actual dog shit.
You were literally looking at this guard, walk right across your screen in front of
you.
Like, it is actually, you have to see the clip because it's that insane.
I'm sorry, boss.
I mean, let's you down.
It's hilarious is what it is.
Really you mean let's down but I sent you the clip
You have like you actually have to watch this clip
See what
Are you here? I'm hiding I
See you oh, okay?
But for me for me for me
I gotta stay agile so I can kill everybody because now I'm the only defender since
James you have to go off and die
So make sure you take all this stuff. Take all this stuff. I'm gonna keep watching. Oh, we got a job. We got a job
I thought from the rock of the water
No, no, it's hot inside left left left left. Oh shit. Oh shit
That means that he said it was just kept just kept
Was it the first shot though? I don't think that was the first shot right side right side someone. What's it? Where?
Like like what I'm looking like I heard the shot
I
Don't know that was him
I
Which was Jinji though, she won't pack full of crap
Did you have an MP153?
No, no, it's the one pack full of crap. You dumb bitch. No right there. No, right there
Did you admit it? You're jealous of my marksman skills
How much time is in your raid? 1-0 Pussy 1-0. Uh
2346, 2346
I'm in 21
Don't bring my rig by the way just leave just leave my rig and just bring
But make sure you use my bag though. Yeah
Just dump my armor to dump it. Okay, then you're rigged to you have
You can leave my rig in my armor and just bring everything else
Okay, I got it I got it I got your shit Genji
All right, you know, let's get out of here. Oh, Johnny. Are you ready boys?
Follow me
I had said my helmet and stuff like that.
Just none of my armor or my rig.
I got it all.
Yeah, drop my armor.
Move, move, move.
Move, move, move.
Move, move, move, move.
Oh, we got to get out of here.
I really don't want to lose any shit, Peter.
We got to get out of here.
We will dominate the mouth of your fucking fucking fucking.
I'm blocking you, dude.
We got to get out.
We're not just idiots!
We gotta get out, we gotta get to the top!
What?! I'll leave!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
It keeps me case.
Hey!
We're not just idiots!
Is this any automatic automatic?
We're good players too!
Am I right, Kogo?
We're one of the best!
That's what we're best at!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we are!
That's why you mistaked a bot as a player.
I hit a great shot.
That's what I take away from this experience.
Yeah, you would have been dead, though,
if I would have known you were shot at me.
Oh, there's a tank!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Steve Frosty-Cookles.
Steve Frosty-Cookles.
You saw his eye.
That was a good shot.
That was an incredible shot.
Didn't even aim it face no scope but that my face could
Look I found an ish for that you need
I'm not gonna lie to you. I froze in the moment, but I saw you two fighting and I said to myself
I said there's a 50 50 chance
All right, I rolled those dice I
I roll eyes on two guys and in my eyes in 50, 50s.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
Is that a us?
Here the player he's huge.
Here's two of them, there's two of them.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
There's two of them.
Got it.
I got one I got one.
Got one dead one dead.
Hit the deck hit the deck.
One down one down one down.
These guys are huge these guys are huge we we get this.
This is massive.
And we get this we are massive cocoa.
You got that?
Fuck it, boys, like it!
Behold up, behold up, watch it. I'm out of the fight for a second.
Is he still behind the shack?
Fuck, I'm fucking dead! Fuck!
Was he behind the shack still?
He was behind the middle of the road, the open field.
I don't know. I gotta watch this.
Oh.
Locking.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. There's another one. There's another one.
There's another one. There's another one.
There's another one. There's another one.
What
Shit your ass down pussy shit your ass down
We are back we are back boys
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm safe.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's a fully-kitted 8K416.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
We're friends!
Here we go.
We're friends!
We're friends!
Don't keep it if you want to just ditch it
Now I'm gonna have to get your stuff. I'm not gonna have blue buys
Yeah, that's fine
We back we back
I'm on the move
The fuck?
There's a scab taking coconut gun!
He took it!
Got him!
That's what you get for stealing and thieving.
I'm going to use his armor and his helmet.
Idiot sir.
come on, come on, come on
What insurance fraud does get those back later?
fuck I can use your view right now
you're the mdr did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you
I'm going to send you a clip.
Watch that.
That's the bot that came ran over in front and to me to kill me.
There's no need to watch that.
There's no need to watch that.
Report to third god Lennon.
Definitely watch that clip.
I
Definitely watch that clip. Oh, do you watch that clip? Just know that it's a high
There's no that it's a high
It's a high. So good. Do not fall for those deep-sea lies
There did Trump did you fucking fuck yeah, I did
Yeah, I did
Yeah, so at the beginning there's this guy that runs in front of him and that's the bot that comes over to kill me
And then he ends up killing me anyway
Fucking delby
Stop very nice guys
Delby, that's a shame. It's not very nice. What do you guys use to hold your breath in this game? What what keep on it's left on left off? Okay
Oh my god, oh my god
You guys were packing
I'm so upset.
Time in my life, yeah it was.
We're gonna be so witch.
We're gonna be so witch.
Look at all this evil ammo 561BT.
This is huge. It's a huge fright.
It's fried
I'm moving out I'm moving out
Oh, go check it if you need to leave to do that quench
Okay, hold on ask the trainers with the phone tap playing so do I go to trainers now? Yeah?
She might be
Yeager he's locked. Okay, then maybe
mechanic mechanic
Might be ragman actually
Oh, no, it's mechanic. Oh, he's a better ass someone else. He said better ass someone else. It's Robert ragman. He's already looted
We're looted up. He did a fucking staff come by and take his gun. There's no way
He's Lord have him die right here. Please had eyes fuck you Richard. Oh, what's this?
Hey, what's that? What's that a?
Tiggs we just take this she read him. Yeah, the splints. Whoa
Good for him good for him. Let's go
You I'm pretty sure I got my life. It's gonna wear you score. Oh shit
It's because on the terminal he like broke his leg a ton until I see you
Oh my god, it is no way
I found it this is the scabbard that stole the gun
What?
What?
Score?
We need to try to win that one.
What?
There's no way we're off the road.
Please.
Please.
What are you watching what are you watching what are you watching go go
I was watching Jinny fucking smash her table and he fucking decapitated her and killed her ass.
If Jinny was alive, she would have fucking-
I'd be alive if Jinny was alive!
Fuck you!
He's gotta not do the BTR.
Yes Blitz once sent, hey peanut, there are a hundred winers on the wall. How many are you choking on?
Oh, too many to count.
Oh, there he is.
Too many to count.
I'm getting greedy here.
I'm getting Eva Greedia.
Get Greedy!
Get Greedy, boys!
Dude, I come in here and Sermon's dead, nobody looted him.
I'm a scav, got... booped up.
Oh my god, oh my god. We are so rich. We are so rich!
You shall have shit!
Is the guy you killed get the group? No I didn't!
I got a new question to you. Uh, eliminate any target on woods.
It's better to watch the screen with your monitor on, I've heard!
Yeah, that's where the traders put the phone plate, okay.
What the hell was that?
There's somebody who's coming with the fucking whopper.
The Wabber.
Someone is on the way with the literal Wabber.
Did you get that?
The Wabber.
The Wabber.
Did they go to Burger King?
Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps, perhaps.
The Juice Cannon.
I'm over set extract T minus 90 seconds T minus 90 seconds
I'm sorry, Gigi, I was not able to revenge you, by the way.
Oh, good, you know, you can't kill yourself.
That's right, that's right.
Google, I did revenge you, and I revenge the staff that stole your equipment.
Nutshit, Peanut. Nutshit.
Wait, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you time?
Don't hurt yourself.
Did you, did you get a shit?
I got, I got everything!
Oh my God, can I get, can I get a shit?
What's this, what's this?
Ow, you were talking about!
Wait, you got our stuff?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got MY stuff!
Mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm-mm, my stuff.
P-dive!
Give me something!
Please!
I'm poor too, buddy!
I'm poor too!
As did you, you have a billion dollars!
Mm-hmm
Follow me gang. Ah, let me watch
Just be coming up. You know anything for me. She wants me to be in this current state
Can I get something? I promised I'll be once I get my trainers out make it done
Thank you
Shit peanut
Joe's you
This guy this guy's been sipping so much juice. He forgot he who used to drink water with
that was that was hard or a or a that was all right there or a
Yeah, we should go get that.
We should have to get that truck.
Boo boo boo!
I
Was too massive ratio, bro, we are up we are up
That's how you I'm so up. I'm so up right now. I cannot even explain. I killed three p.m. C's 39. Oh, well
You mean
One two p.m. C's and one friend
As I was saying I killed three p.m. C's and I got out with massive max goop max goop. That was a maximum potential rain
Yeah, still a PMC, still a PMC.
Take it to this meeting.
Mm-hmm, that's just a water.
Can you please look at the clubs that I sent you?
I will take a beep.
I will take a quick beep.
And like show your chat too, you know?
I will take a quick beep.
I will take a quick beep.
Just so they know what I'm working with.
But I am certain that I did everything in my power
To save the team and the members on it. I'm certain
me I thought that the first guy that passed me right here I thought that was
Genji that look like it when you're a smash your keyboard where you're
On the table you just
Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.
I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you.
Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.
Oh.
Oh shit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Hey, I got you, I got you.
No, no, no, who's that?
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no, I'm dead.
Who just killed me?
Not me.
Peanut, you literally...
Really?
No way!
No way!
I got another one!
I got another one!
All right!
Bad guys!
On the big screen!
All right!
Me and I had to shot him,
but my bullet ricocheted off his fucking helmet.
So that was an incredible clip.
Is A okay?
No, I'm not.
Incredible thing
Something even fell off on the left side
Oh my goodness for one day, I'm gonna break that thing by slamming my desk
Look after review all evidence. I know choice been to rule in favor of mr. Not
But thank you guys the first guy looked like Genji when he ran mine.
We can all admit that, we can all admit it.
I'm close, yes even close!
Sorry I did a scab to relax and I went in and shit on a player.
Ah, ah, go ahead, go ahead.
It looked like you might need a quick chill viper, a quick certified chill viper.
Really
And I got my last is for pack pretty nice
Have four new quests oh five new quest
But now okay
I have to shoot any target in the legs over 40 meters using a bulldox rifle shoot any target in the head over 40 meters
using a bolt action rifle and I have to eliminate scabs over 40 meters away while using a bolt
action rifle with iron sights. That's easy. Yeah, for sure. That's easy peasy. That's easy
peasy. That's easy peasy. That's easy peasy. That's easy peasy. That's easy peasy. That's easy peasy.
Discord overlay. Oh, yeah, all activated by Discord overlay. People have been asking that for a couple
I got a shooting cans one shooting cans
oh that's for you know I think it's working I agree so I'm trying to unlock the
question I'm not gonna do it I'm locked the map oh mr. Robbie the boy good bad
good oh man and mr. answers you but what was what good bad good oh man
What is that? What is that? Is that a gun that I should use? Is there a new... Wait, everybody's
saying MXLR. Is that like a new bolt-axe that I should use?
Never action? Yeah, I think I got it. Another action for that. We should be killed on... Not
three.
That is... That's the gun that they added last white.
Does this count as a bolt-axe arrival for the quest?
Yes.
Go away!
way that gun before right no I've never used this guy I've never even seen it
until today really no I know oh by the way did you see that age here God this
is genuine full in-game late met up I said you know we actually want coconut
you haven't doing pretty good today you know what you know what oh you can't
use it but you can fuck yourself I know I'm generous I'm generous no you think we
do the rest of her I'm gonna take me I'm not gonna give you nothing but pose I
would have given you nothing but pose okay I'm just gonna give you a fucking
bow and a nail gun fuck yourself go fuck yourself fuck yourself fuck yourself
yourself. Oh no, no, good shit. Oh, fuck your job, good shit. I'm gonna grab you and just
crush you up and eat you like peanut butter. Gonna fucking put you all over your toes and
eat it. You piece of shit, you little peanut. What's your fucking little cute McDonald's
shirt? Come on, pick on your little stomach. I'll just tickle you. I'm gonna fuck you so
so hard litter
did you do i need to bring anything
no i'm bringing you a whole kit again
oh fuck yeah let's go
oh this is fantastic guys
I
Here we go that should free up some space
And we go
All righty
But I would have bring the lever action rifle
big um
Where was it take seven?
seven eight four by forty nine would
Hell is that
The hell is this?
three zero eight let me see here let me see if I got me three zero eight
Oh
There's only two round times
But is is the 308 me better or the 308 me locked up
You won't let me take the stats on it
Which one?
Um, it's the F
M.E
They're both Emmy, but one has a locked on the end is the lock the other one. It's the other one
Yeah, let me see if I got that one. No, I only have locked us. Do you have any non-locked us? Um, let me see if I can get it
Thanks boys
He's a cool guy
So not to the office you another steamer item to play talk up again
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, they did they given me the pita text and butt plug next week
Next week coming on who sells it. You don't tell anybody. I want a strict NBA
I don't know. I just I just I just type in 308 in the free market. Oh, I do have it. I can buy 60 rounds
Oh, that would be fed fabulous that would be
simplating. I can't wear all that.
He went half right now. Let's do let's do half. Okay.
Okay, let's ride.
I
Get a little bit of food water just case
You're Gigi. I watch out. I heard Coco's gearing up to survive his first sprain. Good night
Whoa, whoa
You need to invite me again. Oh gotcha get you
There you go
I think we have to shoot scabs in the leg three times, shoot scabs in the head two times,
and then kill five scabs with no scope on over 40 meters.
If you say think so, let me check.
Wait.
Shoot any target in the head over 40 meters away while using a bulldox rifle.
Shoot any target in the legs over 40 meters away while using a bulldox and rifle eliminates
scabs from over 40 meters away while you see a bulldog should ride with uh with iron sights
and then eliminate scabs without wearing any body armor on ones.
Okay so everything has to be over 40 meters and then three shots in the legs two shots in the head
and bam we're good.
We're gonna try. No works in 176 cents. I'm so glad we are back to bungulating on the stash sim.
Love you, Mr. Nutt.
He really?
Thank you, good shit! Thank you, good shit!
We're gearing up though, buddy. Stash him no longer.
You see his last two-range pal? I came out as big as a mountain!
As big as a mountain!
He's not hitting 40 meters.
I
Feel like a repeated isn't both action, but that's just me
I already know what the technical definition of a bolt action is, but I've heard that it I've heard that it counts for the class
It's just technically a bolt action like in like real life like war like war gun army stuff or no
No no
Hmm
Hmm
No, you aren't Texan obviously pal this isn't Texas in 1732
We're not walking around with full backs and repeaters. I got something that could have put a hole through a fucking submarine
Yeah, walk around with the rope.
Oh, settle down, Betsy.
We got a horse ride all the way to the saloon tomorrow.
Bring in my repeater.
Let's see if there's some winches and some mead and some grog.
We don't do that over here, pal.
Those are deep state lies.
I'm not sure.
It's a little action.
Oh.
Oh.
Both action repeater.
Mr. Coconut. Yes. I saw what we
would go in that you look a little
naked. Is that? Yeah. Jenny is
bringing me some stuff. Oh, you
be no more unaccounted than that, but that's uncut.
I wouldn't like your bitch ass either.
All right, well, that's how much I'm feeling you pussy.
You just fucking folded her like a laundry just dropped her.
You didn't even help her.
You just did a good job.
Now you saw that shot, right?
Oh, yeah, I know you dropped her ass.
You dropped her ass.
1-0, 1-0 pussy.
1-0.
Also, wait, I don't know why I'm asking you this.
Can we hold up, wait.
I used to do this like, hold up, yes, my buggy.
Guys, do you have to press R between each shot of the lever action?
No, oh, so you just boom and then auto doesn't even move again. Okay.
Okay, where do you live again?
You live in one of those pussy states?
I live in Austin.
Oh.
So yeah.
I
Mean pussy city
Yeah, good state now. We had a good shit. I'm in Texas Austin. It's a good state, buddy
It's yeah, it's yeah
Hey, I just talked with my muggers that think we're still walking around with lever acts and repeaters to defend our homes with
No, we're loaded. We're too slow. What what juice you got? Tell me your best one
I got a knife, but Jim Jim just got me so definitely
I don't know what did you would you would you got me Gigi come on out of game you dumb bitch? Um, oh, what do we got a game?
What are you talking about P like a god? Oh
You're talking about what good I got in real life. Mm-hmm. I got I got I got two nine million or echelons. I
Don't know that I say it and that's how you say it with the extendo magazine
With the switch on yeah, yeah, I got one of my office
I got one in my room and every door in my house in real life is code locked
It's all code locked
Yeah, I got I got I got I got one in my room
I don't know what it's called, but it looks like it's like a meta build for Call of Duty and then I got a banelli
Yeah, and then I got
Some type of Glock looking thing that but it looks but it looks like I'm out of but I'm out
It looks like I'm about to flex it on snapchat
It's it's got like the laser and the extendo in the red dodge. Oh, yeah
My nine movie has a laser sight. Yeah, I have the I got the uh, what shotgun do I have I got the uh, I
Think it's I think it's a Mosberg. It's either the Mosberg or it's the uh, no, it's the Mosberg
Yeah, I got a Mosberg shotgun. Oh
Oh, nice, nice.
Well, it's so easy.
Like, camping works in video games for a reason.
All you gotta do is just camp and hold a corner.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you just camp, metagame.
Like, seriously, all you gotta do, if someone's breaking in,
is just fucking hold a corner with a shotgun.
There's just no way.
You know what?
You know what would actually be better?
Is if you built a wall in the middle of your house,
made out of glass panels, and half the glass panels
were bulletproof and half of them weren't,
but only you do which ones were,
and you can peek through the ones that weren't
ALECT RIDE!
my head okay that gun is a single fire by the way all this gun okay gotcha yeah
bad man oh yes yes yes um in my bag
these ones these ones
oh look at that look how it slides and this how they used to do it the before
four times you know that the cowboys in the in the dinosaurs were around I mean
But what did you put in there five what it used to be just one wait, what if it still works
I
Don't know it used to only be one shot. I thought or you do the MPAP
Yeah
Mm-hmm. I gotta get a cowboy hat stat. I'm gonna go over this village over here. She might kill what we can't wait. Okay?
All of you
Yeah, I can still use a helmet for the no armor thing, right?
Well, I believe so, but I don't know about your face mask. Oh
Well, let me just try killing one
Are you good cocoa?
Yeah, I'm good. We gotta do it over 40 years. That's the only single fire. You gotta tap
I
Was she went to even the leg first
How fast is boy go, you know for six minutes per second pretty good pretty good
How many meters you think that is to that guy over there is that I know that's at least 40
But I don't know is that like that's like 60
How much was it how much was I 35?
I'm not the villain inside this building to your right.
Hello.
And you just need to kill two things here, Coco.
Yeah, three, I think.
Okay
Yeah, I'm tracking down this guy right now he's hiding
Hopefully this is still 40 meters
Oh, this is no no way that's 40 meters
There's the BTR
Is that 40 minutes?
Fuck, this is hard to do.
Go what?
Go on.
Let me see if that's 40 meters.
Let's go down here and go loot the houses.
Yeah, yeah, we can read the stuff.
It doesn't count as orbit.
It doesn't count as orbit.
Hmm.
Yeah, let's go down here and go loop the houses. Yeah, we can read the stuff. It doesn't kind of stop it doesn't kind of stop it
Mmm
Oh, and it was 40 meters
One down
Hey guys, it's me all the way out the other end. I see you. I see you the scouts here, but I gotta stay 40 meters away
Like you got a small body, but a big ass leg down there.
Got him!
Yeah, you'll need two scabs, I believe, is what your quest was.
Okay.
We've got two targets in the head over 40 meters.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing three targets in the legs over 40 meters.
And let me scout over 40 meters.
Okay, it's eliminated.
Okay.
I'll use the iron sights over 40 meters.
You guys see the other scabs?
My um I hear one coughing outside in the middle somewhere
I bring you food and water.
Got him!
Gotcha.
Did I bring you food and water, Coco?
I don't think so.
Wait, we got a limited chance of 40 meters.
You got three of those.
At least you can shoot one more leg of 40 meters.
When should I start drinking?
At what food level?
I wouldn't really do it until you're super low.
like I think I hear peanut I think food is yeah I wait until I got the
demonic of arch this is what Russians where this is what this is what this is
what Russians where is this is level one armor what the hell level one armor
yeah that's what I found that's what I was talking about earlier on customs that
level one the hell is that was at four when they shoot spitballs I guess we're
really poor people maybe like yourself
with airsoft armor oh oh me I come on Coco we got business to conduct
It's not too much, it's not too much.
I'm going to set up a rock.
All the way, all the way, all the way, all the way.
This is serious business.
You're in the woods, right?
No. I'm in the woods.
I see peanut. I'm going to peanut.
Hey, come on Coco, come on Coco, we got things to do.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming peanut.
Come here, Coco.
Coco has to kill two scabs here.
You're not going to need two scabs, got it.
Yeah, well I'm gonna have them kill this sniper scab. I see I places kills every guy because it's perfect 40 meters side
They he'll look down on the lumber mill from this type of scab. Okay, so you can kill a hundred
How do we get
The scab here so
Oh, Steve.
Stay frosty.
Oh, don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
It's probably going to be a serious problem.
Oh, I got a nice looking gun right there.
You got something nice, huh?
Got a good gun, bud.
Hey, hey, don't fuck with us.
Don't fuck with us.
You got to do my game.
This thing's slinging.
Sheee!
All right, come on, Google.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's wrap these bitches up like a nice tortula.
Is this the time to scab?
Should I take him out or what?
Yeah, I should go ahead.
You see his head right there?
Right, right, you can see a tear of his head.
He just peed, just dug down.
Oh, he's like a golfer.
Right, we're looking we're looking we're looking I'm looking where you're looking. I don't see behind the rock
You can't see no boy can't see no one
I'm scared. I'm scared
They get up here, let's see if we get a better angle on them
Yeah, I know how to fuss about don't think we don't know how to we
What are you gonna do?
Come on James!
Oh shit!
It didn't work.
Alright wait, do you need to kill him from a certain distance?
You just gotta kill him.
Coco?
I don't know, I think I just gotta kill him.
Ooh that's gonna beat his ass!
Hey come on Coco, come on Coco!
I want you to follow my instructions to a T.
I gotcha.
What you gonna do is gonna walk down this rock and you gonna hold the back button so
you don't like it.
So then.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Cook, where you going?
Oh, fuck.
I'm hurt.
I'm hurt.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
I'm just gonna heal up.
I'm gonna heal up.
I broke both my legs.
One more.
Miss him.
Miss him.
Oh, fuck.
Did you break it?
Did you go go?
I'm using a split.
I'm hitting on him.
I'm hitting on him.
Dude, how do I get off this?
Dude, I'm gonna die.
Come on, come on.
I'll be up here.
Ah!
Ah!
He jumped right here.
He jumped right here.
Watch.
Ah!
You got this!
You got this!
Come on!
Fucking hell, where did you bring us?
I'm being told that it's the skillest.
You just don't die.
Remember, jump is on release of the space bar!
Oh my god, I thought that too!
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh, thank god I'm not stupid.
How the fuck are you doing this?
Hold on.
Alright.
Alright, come on, Coco.
You can do this.
Come here, Coco.
Come here.
There you go.
Hooray!
Good job, Coco.
You're my special new guy.
You know that?
My special man
What?
I'm fucking dead. Oh, oh my god. What the hell are you doing? I fell off
Go out there and take a right. No, you can't use the rope
Well, why not go up there and take a right on the rock over each other side. All right, please
Come on go go
It's my special little man
I want to jump up these rocks and come to me by the come on up come on. All right. There you go. There you go come on
I must look
Okay, got away. Okay
Yep, there you go. Now you want to hold space. Are you where you go up these rocks here?
Yeah.
You see how that's done?
You see what's going on?
You stinky?
Dude, do it! Come on, you're doing it!
Look at him go!
My dad keeps me out of walk again.
Oh my god, that was incredible.
And now what you're gonna do is gonna go up this rock pussy
No, no, not that rock is he this rock pussy
I don't know there's no time to think about that now you're gonna walk over that rock and
Shoot that man in the face
Okay, what boy is he right here? So you go up this rock pussy right here right here right here?
Rock it. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna walk on the other side of rock and shoot with the face. Gotcha. Gotcha
All right
He's gone!
What?
Wow.
Now what?
That's it.
You did great, Coco.
You did great.
Oh.
Oh.
You did a fine job today, partner.
A fine job.
Hey, chillin' work out there, soldier.
Hey, yo, how you doin'?
Coco, take this, take this.
You earned it, boss.
You earned it.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on, it's trying to leave.
Is this a good gun?
Yeah, for us, for us.
For you and me, it's a good gun, for Jiji's sake.
Oh, yeah.
All right, probably gonna go back.
There we go.
This is a peaceful raid.
This is a nice little treat, huh?
This is a nice little treat we got here.
Makes me want to go camping.
Yeah, but yeah, makes me want to go camping.
You're not going to go camping, pussy.
Hey, I've gone camping a lot of times, pal.
No, you haven't.
No, you haven't.
I remember the pastor would always invite me to go camping.
Yeah, what else he'd do?
I don't know.
What else he'd do?
I can tell you what he did to me.
All right, come on, boys.
Come on.
I'm coming.
There's no time to waste.
Go, go, let's keep moving.
Follow me, gang, follow me, boys.
We go down to the Loverbill and that's
where we'll kill the other guys.
Follow me, boys, follow me.
I need to find you guys.
Hey, Gigi, how you doing, boys?
Pretty good.
Flute in to go get some stuff for you guys, you know
Fantastic me and cocoa are killing it right now
Yeah, we put them all
We're killing it. We're doing real good
Because my special little man and we're very proud of him
Yeah, and he's very brave. He's very brave
Come on, go go
Come on, Coco. Look at that. Come on, Coco. Oh, shit. Ignore that. Ignore that.
He's bleeding. I was killing a scab. I will say this
rain has been crazy quiet, Coco. Sorry. I would say. Oh my god.
Dude. I see him. That might be Super Shadow. No.
There was maybe one of his guards.
That one.
Shut up!
Where'd he go?
Oh! Oh my fucking god!
What was that?
Did she say you? Did she say you?
No, I'm running over here right now.
That's his guard! That's his guard!
Don't go there!
Boston is God's killer but oh my god I'm coming over oh you need to change your
go so it's not so zoomed in oh you got this go go you got this go wait don't
fix your arm with the surf kit you got a heavy black it out instant I'm gonna be
Above you on the hill. She's got this. She's got this. I
Killed one
You're doing great. I killed one. I don't know we're stirring it. Oh my gosh. Oh my god
Wow after killing this boss, we could really use some hello fresh
Wow after killing this boss, we could really use some hello fresh
using code coconut bmcw
that sounds amazing
that sounds amazing
oh my goodness guys we can really use some hella fresh right now
using code coconut bmcw
that sounds incredible wow am i famous
after all this hard work
oh my goodness
what's the stem what's the stem what's the stem
The stem I gave you is a crocodile that heals you and gives you a painkiller.
Okay.
Okay.
What I want you to do is I want you to go out there and I want you to kill his three
guards and Sturman.
Okay.
Now is your moment, Coco.
Now is your moment.
Oh my God, I can use some Hello Fresh right now using Code Coconut V870W.
Oh my God, that sounds amazing.
I killed his other guard.
There's a way to kill him.
Dude.
It's Chichi.
It's Chichi.
Can you not hear me?
I hear you, I hear you.
Can you not hear me?
No, peanut.
Can he not hear me?
If you talk about Hello Fresh, I think I don't know.
She's lying to you.
She's lying to you, that's not her.
If you talk about Hello Fresh, I think I don't know.
Lying to you.
Dude, was that a player that killed you, P?
No, it's the boss and his guard.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh my god.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh my god.
He's down for it.
Let him cook, let him cook, boys.
Let him cook.
Oh my God, I could use some HelloFresh right now.
Oh my God, that sounds amazing.
I'm scared.
Oh, and we could use Code Talk and a BHFCW.
not someone you want to uh I see him I see him
I think that was just a scav she just cried
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ oh I see sermon
yeah I'm gonna mute up and then the back just out oh I see sermon
There we go. There we go. I let him go boys. I'm good man. I'm good man. I'm good.
Okay, I'm pretty sure we're good. Uh-huh. I think he hear it for now. I think he hear it for now.
We with peanut?
I could, I could use that lever action back boys. Are you prone? Are you prone, Jim? Yeah, I'm prone.
I could use that lever action back boys. Hi, Ludwig. You know what? I'm taking your
You're gonna be so pissed when I get hello friends using coconut BHFCW.
You're gonna be so pissed, fuck you.
You're gonna be so pissed, fuck you.
I'm looting your body.
That's not even my body.
That's not even my body.
Oh, shit.
That's not even my body.
Oh, shit.
It's got to stay here.
There you go.
Oh, shit.
I hear somebody.
Where?
I'm running back.
Wait for me.
He's pushing me.
Oh, that's a scab.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He dead.
What?
Come on, you just switched a good gun out for a shit gun.
Come on, you just switched a good gun out for a shit gun. Huh? What is this guy up to? What is this guy doing?
It's your gun though.
Again, that is not me!
What about the MP-
This is you you're the shotgun
Yeah, that's me with the shotgun right there the lover action shotgun with the shotgun right there
Action shotgun I got it
I swear to God this pussy
I swear to God this was ticked by shit
I have a gas analyzer that you're gonna need for later.
Eyes where to God, eyes where to God.
Oh, shit.
Noodle?
Echo, wait, guys, are you saying that on coconut stream,
we can hear us?
Because we're in a disco with coconut and he's streaming?
Wait a second, guys, somebody get the press on the line.
Somebody get the press on the line.
We, get them here, stop!
Get them here, right fucking now!
I have something to tell him.
I've got something to tell him.
They need to hear it too.
Front page news, get ready to see it.
Grab the paper tomorrow.
Grab the paper tomorrow,
because I've got big news.
I've got big news.
I got water, I'm gonna drink it.
And if you can get HelloFresh using coconut,
using coconut BHFZ.
I'm 58 out of 100.
That's the news.
I should've probably eat some more food.
It's called muting his stream you fucking idiot. Oh, you know what? That's a great idea
Let's just let's just hide the screen. I see let's just I'm just you know what? Let's be
Let's just be a tail and then I'll you are I'll just be myself
How much you let me do my job
Let's get out of here. Let's get out. Um I think we have to get out skirts. Fuck this guy.
I think it's so cool that Peter and Gigi are doing a bank of wish Tarkovs for you. I know
with your condition this what condition are you talking about dude? You're welcome. I'm
I'm generous and I'd like to give back to the community.
You're welcome.
I'm generous and I'd like to give back to the community.
Drop me a second theory gun you have.
Drop the light.
OK, Harriet.
Done?
Like that SVD.
OK, dropping.
Why, here's some dead guy talking right now.
I can't tell.
Why, here's some bitch pussy talking right now.
I can't tell.
I can't tell what my stamina.
92 out of 100.
Bitch pussy talking right now.
I can't tell.
I
Was a green bar it's 3062 362. I think I just a pussy bitch talking
Yeah
And your dream is your stamina now when you're running
I think I hear you. I hear you
Somewhere always like a reading my blue bars like my what when you're ADS-ing like you're holding your gun. Oh
Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Gotcha. And then my my other one is Sam
It's still echoing peanut you jackass
And it's are you it's are you a stupid person are you a stupid person is it your first day on planet earth?
Okay, got it. Just day one. This is day one for you pal
Swish
I need to change your settings to where it shows everything on your screen when you're it doesn't go away
That'd be a lot better
We got a good use of that bag I want to beg shit peanut shit
I'm gonna take a shit.
I've walked.
You take my shit, Toko. I'm gonna fuck you so hard.
Shut the fuck up.
You take my shit, Toko.
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
You're dead. You can't talk.
You're breaking on P.
Hey, did you see... Jiji, how about I saw something on your left?
I don't know if I'm bucking out.
I think I'm bucking out. I think I'm bucking out.
I'm just paranoid.
There's a dead peanut just talking.
I hear bitch.
What?
He keeps muting and deafening.
It's good.
Ha ha ha ha.
Woooo.
This is the ghost of pain.
I'm just gonna go to bed.
I'm just gonna go to bed.
I'm just gonna go to bed.
I'm just gonna go to bed.
I'm just gonna go to bed.
Oh, this is the ghost of Peter.
I'm here to suck the dead eye blood.
I'm gonna help you to fix your ghost thing.
Oh, I need that.
Like your settings?
Yeah, yeah.
For quick slots, click on Always Shown.
Samana and Stance always shown on health condition.
One of these seconds left.
Are they trying to fail?
Wait, please say it?
No, that's eight minutes and 20 seconds.
Always.
I believe that is it.
That should always say.
Tell me you fuckers.
It is.
It is.
Game one.
Game one out here!
So different.
Hmm.
Oh, because you scrolled all the way down.
Scroll all the way back up.
I can't read.
Sorry, boss.
That's okay, boss.
That's okay boss. That's okay boss.
Always shown.
Samina says always shown.
Help always shown.
And then quick save.
And then I'll show you.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay, gotcha. That's nice. Wow.
Okay.
Boy, would it be fun to play the game with my friends.
That's nice.
Boy, would it be fun to play the game with my friends.
We're abstracting now.
Yeah shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Boy that sounds like a great time
I got his shit, I got Peter's shit
Let's go, you're just my now pussy
Excellent Rave, excellent Rave
Don't go you give me that lever action back right now you bitch
I need it to complete my quest
I got my give me a nothing
Uh, don't worry peanut, I'll bring you one.
Thank you, Genji.
Thank you.
I'll pick it all this shit right now.
You realize you're baking a lever action?
A lever action.
Yeah, it's your lever action though.
The best lever action, there's also the best spoon,
but I'm not gonna go try to kill a guy with it.
That's a dog shit, it's like the worth keeping coconut,
it's only for the quest!
I
Fuck you die
You actually need to kill with an armor
Okay, Coco, what do you want to say now we're getting the cowboy hat
It says talk to skier. Oh talk to skier. Okay. Oh
Gigi for some reason it level locks me
From being able to buy a cowboy hat
Really, it's too powerful. Can you buy me a cowboy hat as well?
Wait, why do you need a cowboy hat? I
Have a lever extra rifle
Okay, okay, I got you that's right. Thank you. Thank you
Mm-hmm
Anything else I can wear it's more cowboy ass. Do I already have all these fans?
Hey, I know you always only start out with one pair of hands. Oh
Yes, your partner. Yeah, oh partner partner. Oh
I'm ready partner. I'm ready partner. I'm ready partner. I am ready partner
I just need to look at the entrance of the port terminal.
What to the where?
I'm decoding it real quick. I need to locate the entrance to the port terminal. Where's that?
The only way to access the port should be through shoreline
Yeah, wait, I need to go to woodwork tackle quick
But we actually do that later if we if we want to we want you to go to shoreline
I'll go to shoreline then. Well, we can do whatever you want. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
We're going to shoreline. What do you need to do there again? I just gotta
Um, look at the entrance to the port terminal at shoreline. Who's that little like speaker? I knew it. It's that
I teach I think she's trying to see this code
If you want to go shoreline what odd
Four line is a bunch of campers right now because of
Icebreaker, I mean it is really bad. There. Where's the icebreaker turns it out
Is that the the pier?
Well, that means we're not going there, but there's still going to be like people just
there's going to be it's not going to be fun.
No, we got this.
We got this easy.
We'll just just kill everyone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't bring me the cowboy heads yet.
Okay.
Okay, so am I bringing you a gun though? You're bringing me nothing boss
Okay, we're here to help coconut no matter how much we hate him I
Also can place three markers on
Thanks on July that's the most I could do I forgot and the goons are really like common on
You can kill three goons easy. You can kill all
We're fine. You guys get fucked right in front of me
I
I'm not in with you guys
Yeah, we have a sorry. We have a sorry yet. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay
Oh wait, what you're confused of where we're going oh my bad
I don't see that for what we do what.
Are you ready boys?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Gigi did play at a high level for years and years she'd know this game like the back of her hand.
She actually admitted to me and private that she's a that she's here.
What do you want to say anything?
But I think someone had to say something.
I think she said peanut.
I use cheats in this game. Don't tell anyone.
Are you trying to make my life more miserable?
Guys, I'm a whistleblower. I'm blowing the whistle.
I'm blowing the whistle. I'm blowing the whistle.
I'm blowing the whistle.
you in your head yeah that's where you wouldn't shoot me cheetah because you can't shoot any wells
cheetah okay exposed oh my god
i'm on them i'm feeling good about this run i i think we're all gonna get like nine kills
yeah i can get all the loot let me tell you something this is my favorite map in the entire game
Entire game. I got a good feeling about this. Oh my gosh. Someone said she's not lupo lol
I heard that he cheated in a charity chess tournament. Do you hear that? You hear about that?
He cheated in a charity chess tournament. Did you hear about that?
Lupo? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's uh, what's what's lupo?
He's like a disease
A lot of sounds like lupus.
Hey Coco, wait, where's Coco up to go again?
To Shoreline?
I gotta go to Shoreline or something?
He didn't what?
Cheated!
Cheated in a charity trans tournament!
He has to go to the Shoreline transit for, um, terminal.
For the lighthouse transit?
What?
Sorry, but the lighthouse transit?
No, terminal.
Where's that at on the map?
You see, this like the very top left, it's like the very top left.
It'll be the lighthouse tragedy.
What?
Wouldn't that be the lighthouse tragedy?
No, lighthouse transit is very bottom right.
What?
You have a map stood upside down.
I think we do
I'm like looking at the map if the lighthouse
Like the if the pier was at the top of my map. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I have it at the bottom
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, that makes more sense. Okay
That's how I've always looked at the map in my head for some reason
Wait, wait, so that means it's at the bottom right wait, we're all those people shoot you
Yeah, yeah
Okay!
Yup, you got it, boss!
I LET'S RIDE!
Sorry!
Sorry again, sorry again!
E-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee...
The moment now
You'll be in the thick of battle clashing against the greatest warriors on so long
the drive are you boys ready to rustle and hustle oh guys we got to hit the
resort we got the best spot in the whole map we got hit the resort right
quick we got to it'd be a crime not death what's the resort the resort the
best place in the whole game mr. Coco it's a winter wonderland it's a lot of
loot oh it's masses amount of loot although we don't have any keys for it
So we'll get a lot less load, but...
Oh, I could have brought my keys if you would have asked me.
Oh, I had you here.
Why is it so bright out here?
Your head on a spindle, please.
We're definitely the first one, Jay.
Boys, I'm telling you, if we can't up the front of the resort, we catch, like, two hooligans
lacking.
Easy.
You okay, Coco?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
I'm just trying different arc keys.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I can...
Come back!
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
He's a bald person.
Keep it, R.B.
Keep in touch.
Talk to the West, I hear?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm on East side, take it forward.
Back of the admin.
I'm your running up to the...
I see, I see you.
You got Coco?
I'm a Genji, yeah.
Wait, wait, I'll cover East, you guys cover West.
Okay.
mm-hmm
We're gonna catch some hooligan lap and I'll tell you what voice you run up here any moment even now
juicy
Oh my gosh don't don't pick don't pick don't peak
That's the boss. He he will fuck. I don't I should I couldn't shoot. Oh
No
We have our duty boys. We have our duty. Oh my gosh. You came with their boys? Is that
your shrimpy nut? No, no, no. There's a guy back there now. Back behind Evan? Yeah. I'm
I'm on East roof.
That's what you're talking about, East roof.
Move it up.
Okay, you need to be careful because, um,
Parmesan is over here on this side.
Is that Parmesan?
Wait, is that also a sandy bushy?
Or is this Mr. Permission?
It's Mr. Permission.
What did you go? I'm scared.
Gigi?
Um, I'm
Oh, I was killing a boss. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. We're good now. I kill him
I'm peeping, but I'm not seeing
I'm peeping I'm peeping if you are you I'm scared I'm moving around and you go upstairs
Um, that's peanut. I'm outside the front.
Oh my God, I don't know where he is. I'm going up stairs.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
Where's everybody at?
You hear me, peanut? Running around?
No. I'm by the roof.
Look at him, Joe!
I'm gonna hit him!
I
Think you're above me now. I'm inside
I'm getting where nobody comes resort anymore because if I speak it the down the pier
There's really nobody coming here
Definitely people behind oh my god here. Oh my god
What's that move what's that move what's that move?
Okay
We're gonna- Do not come up to the roof.
Okay.
Fucking...
Um, okay, I'm gonna come up to the roof.
And I'm gonna open the door and look down and see if I can snipe him.
Are you on the east side or west side?
East side.
Hey, remember, I don't think that door renders, so I think he sees you before you even open it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Well, he's shooting something.
You hear that?
I'm coming up.
I'm not even peeking, he's shooting.
I don't know where to go. I'm lost guys. I'm fucking scared.
We'll pump you to two with your mouth. I open the door.
Okay, I'm gonna peek, I'm gonna peek. I'm dead.
He's in, he's literally inside the doorway.
No, there's two, there's two, there's a massive man, a mountain of a man.
Oh my god, there's two. Fuck man, so maybe I died to the other guy. I didn't know there was two.
He's massive, he's huge.
It's just so shitty at me.
Peter, where are you? I'm on the roof. I'm on the roof.
Oh my god, oh my god!
These guys are gonna cook on it. These guys are good.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck. I can't do anything.
It's up to you cookin' it. I need you to go to West Side. West Side? I need you to distract him.
Uh, yell at him. Call him, uh, call him, me name, tell him you fucked him up.
Peter, we're pinned down. There's people everywhere.
Like there are people everywhere. I just got shot at you from the in the windows
Was it from the front side of the backside? I don't know. I don't know where's fun. I don't know where's back
I don't know what we came from back is what we came from. I have no fucking idea dude. I
Hate no idea. I am useless
Okay, go
I'm a fucking miserable
Long hallway not that way you go back to the other
I got killed by a warm mouth have come oh fantastic we see we see if I can get a
we see what who was saying that people never come here I'm gonna try to run
back inside I'm gonna try back inside I'm gonna try run back inside he gets a
European name by the way I think that's French I think that's French
like I'm coming in
I mean it I mean it I mean it I mean it
holy shit nice job let's go yeah I'm gonna take my shit yeah I'm gonna take
your gun and I'm gonna push these guys I'm gonna push these buttons well can you
throw my shit somewhere before you do that yeah keep a cap on your gun oh no
Oh, these ones don't be close.
There's 55V1 in it.
Oh, that's fantastic.
I can get these guys.
I can kill these bushes.
No, I'm not running.
We're yet.
We're yet?
I'm inside the hallway.
It's almost crawling.
Oh, you have 2M backwardage.
No way.
No, you're P-nut.
No way.
No, you went all the way.
No, no, it's not.
It's not me.
Oh, my god.
I had him, dude.
Oh, my god.
I had him.
They're pushing me right now.
Are they on our side?
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead in the stairs.
Yeah.
Oh
She what?
How did you just die?
He chopped me through the stairs
Like he was like a slit in the stairs. He fucking shot me. Okay peanut. They're coming after you right now
They're coming. They're coming on you
I got you. I got you. I got you
It's fine. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this
That's you said now
Where are you cooking or dying? Can you tell me where you died?
He died on this, like, on the middle.
There, like, basically going across to the other side.
Got you through the bridge, the bridge.
Yeah, the bridge.
Got it.
Lock him.
I got the bomb gun!
Um, hook a leader party and join mine.
Okay.
I'm going to beat up while I do this.
These bitches want no one to hit them.
These bitches want no one to hit them boys.
fuck
No, no it that was an inch lower. We're gonna come
Hey, bitch boy you want some of this power you watch the rest
That's right you ride get out out of here buddy you're not built for this
I'm going to get my hands.
Is he buff or is he a bloke?
What? Oh, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Shhh!
Oh!
Push around, push around it!
Oh, there's even people that have been-
They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
Oh my god!
You see that?
That guy's massive!
That guy's as big as a mountain!
You missed!
Bits boy! You missed!
You missed!
You missed!
Repeat. Repeat them.
He's just saying he's gonna fuck my body with you, honey.
No, you won't!
I'm gonna fuck your shed.
How about that?
Got your little boyfriend here on the left?
That is a little dual action?
A little tandem?
Why don't you come over here and face me yourself?
Why don't you come over here and face me yourself?
I want to see that ass when I'm done with you.
I'm going to cover the sound of me opening the screenade by yelling.
Hello?
Do you even love the lady boy?
You won't push me, you don't have the coordinates, you won't do it, you won't do it.
What you doin'? What you doin' over there?
What you doin'? What you doin'?
These plans are done.
Planin' something.
Where are you boys?
You hear me?
Where are you boys?
Where do you like to know, weather boy?
Where are you boys?
You gotta ask real quick.
You're fucking walking in right now.
I'm not walking.
I'm not walking.
I'm not walking.
I'm not walking.
What are you doing, boy?
Yeah, that's right. Stay over there, buddy. Stay over there where it's nice and safe.
You're not built for this, pal. You're not built for this. You stay over there where
it's nice and safe. That's an order, actually. That's an order. That's a command. That is
a command do not get so bad that's right stay over there was he down there yeah
that's right good boy good boy yeah stay over there stay over there stay right
over there stay right over there
What happened to your little boy friend?
from my view, he looks pretty fucking dead. He's not looking too good, buddy, not looking
too good. I'm no doctor, but I'd say that guy's fucking dead. One pushy down, one pushy
to go. Oh, what you doing over there? Oh, what you up to? Oh, oh, you see my gut reader?
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, you stay over there too, pal. You stay over there too. Don't you
You make a move!
I got you!
Turn out! Turn out! Turn out!
Lock in boys, lock in!
What happened to your little boy friend?
Oh shit, we don't have a...
We don't have a seatbelt!
We gotta make a move!
It's gonna make us kill boys!
Make a move!
No way!
No way!
I got him!
Two, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
See? Too easy, too easy!
We are back, boys! We are fucking back!
We are back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh.
I think that's what you just got.
Oh, we gotta group up, boys.
We gotta group up.
We gotta find the CMX kids.
We're gonna die.
Our stomach is black.
Our food and water is gonna go down no matter what.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna find a Seabass kid, put my organs back in my body, in my body, and then, and then...
And then, we leave!
Oh, medical kid, medical kid! Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Seabass kid, come on! Come on! Come on!
You fucking!
You fucking!
Oh my god, these guys are massive.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
These guys are huge!
These guys are massive!
Oh
What's he was good come on go on you bastard?
I march then just to let you know lever action shotguns are a thing you jerk. No way. No, no, they're not don't they're not that's a deep stay live
Did you see a mess you bitch
We're going to die!
Boop boop boop!
Woo, woo, woo, guys, eating will literally kill us.
Eating will literally, quite literally kill us.
If I eat before I repair my stomach, we'll have no food for when I repair my stomach.
That won't be that for sure.
You gotta find the seabed skin first, boys.
You gotta find the seabed skin first.
Oh, move, move, move!
What?
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
These guys are massive!
These guys are massive!
We're so rich, we're so rich, we're so rich, we're so rich!
We're so rich! We're so rich! We're so rich!
That's not looking good. I say this guy didn't ever see Mascot.
We don't even try to look forward. We've got all the food, all the water, and all the heels.
And we just food, water, and heel all the way to the egg tank.
That's the plan! That's the move! That's the move!
This is, you just gotta go ahead and drop this.
Here we go.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
We'll fight plates, okay?
Okay, we'll fight plates.
We got, we got heels.
We got heels.
We're looking good.
We're looking good.
We got plenty of heels.
We got plenty of heels.
Plenty of heels.
We got plenty of extra bags as well.
We're looking good.
We're looking good.
We're looking good.
We just throw all the food down here at the bottom left.
Oh, he's got a non-founded red tea plug.
He's got a brown tea plug in the red.
He's doing something?
Give me that.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, we're huge.
We got to preserve boys we got to conserve we got to conserve
You gotta use all of my heals and meds on the way out!
Let's... I'll leave!
We're rich! We're rich!
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
RUN, TALA, TALA!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Boob, boob, boob!
We're going round to customs, boys, round to customs!
ASAP!
Basically, we're pointing to this way.
No, no, you can come out the window, no mind.
This way, this way, this way!
Slow and steady.
We'll get there in no time once I activate Maximum Overdrive!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
Why don't you fucking...
AHHHHH!
FELLOW!
This is gonna take a minute time.
This is gonna take a minute or two, gentlemen, a minute or two.
Slow down.
That's what I'm sayin'! I'm tryin' to get there alive!
F-assass-fuck-boy-ee-ee-ee-ee!
I'm lookin' for some C-messages! I'm lookin' for C-messages!
This is a couple rooms, two or three rooms, two or three rooms, two or three rooms, two
or three rooms, two or three rooms.
Oh, oh, oh my.
Hold on, wait a second, hold on, hold on, wait a second, get greedy, get greedy.
Get greedy boy, get greedy.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
And now we go look for a sea basket. Now we look for a sea basket.
There's lots of medical supplies, boys. There's two med bags right here.
I'm sure we have found the fine one.
Unmute? Oh.
What's up, Ziggy, what's up?
Huh?
Everybody's saying I'm mute.
Oh, I was just telling, asking Coco if he left the CMS kit on his body.
Oh, did he?
He doesn't remember.
Perfect. I'm not going to risk it. I'm just going to go.
I have so many fucking heels. I'll be fine. I'll be back. I'll be back.
I'll be good. I'll be bored. I'll be boys
Run the move
But you'd not go out this window anymore
It can you go out the window no more you need stamina
Yeah, I got an idea. I got an idea. We'll eat a little bit of food and wallets. We'll get a little bit of stamina.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You better have some juice. Little bit of apple juice. Little bit of apple juice.
We'll go against you Sam. We'll get some. We'll get some. We'll get some. We'll get some.
Now we ride!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
NOOOO!
MEDIUM!
RELEASE ME!
Hey!
More food, more water, more food, more water!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
There we go, now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking boys.
Give me that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now we're on the move.
Now, now we're on the move.
Now we are on the move.
Follow me boy, follow me.
Now's your good time for a full bottle of vodka.
We're on the move. We're making money moves right now boys. We are making money moves.
roll in the bag. Oh good, good, good, good. Oh, genius. Genius, genius, genius. Genius,
genius, genius, genius. Oh yeah, now we're really moving, boys. Now we're really moving.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm sure you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Get out of there!
Keep it rolling, keep it rolling, keep it rolling, come on, come on, boss!
Get low, little doggie! Get low, little doggie! Get low, little doggie!
No, I can't! No, I can't!
Oh my goodness, we have a movie in Lightning Pace. We have a movie in Lightning Speed, boys.
Oh my goodness, we are moving so fast.
We are on the move now.
Oh my goodness, what a good idea.
What a good idea boys, what a good idea.
Yeah.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Don't food!
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing, little bit of cheating as well, little bit
of cheating, little bit of cheating, here we go, here we go, looking good, looking good
boys.
Making progress, making progress!
Got the plates in the armor?
Never!
I need those!
I need those!
I need those!
We're poor!
We're poor and hungry!
We're the best!
Around!
Another never-gotten bring it down!
Why am I moving so slow even without the backpack on?
I was moving way faster like a little bit ago.
Guys, why am I crouching?
I don't think so. That's crouching.
Oh, there it is.
Alright, now we're moving a little faster now.
Oh, I see. It's so heavy. It forces us.
Oh, my God. Look at him down there.
She he knows how to work it. He knows how to work. Are you second on that?
He's working he's working it
We're doing good slow and steady wins the race
Slow and steady wins the race
The tortoise race against the hare.
Did the hare win?
No, he didn't.
No, he did not.
The tortoise won.
And do you know why the tortoise won, gentlemen?
You know why the tortoise won?
Because he was patient.
He was patient.
He knew that staying focused
and moving at a steady pace
Wins more often than pure
Give me that
Yeah, oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, this is what it's all about. This is what talk of is all about right here
Did you win good now you're gonna suffer
Now you're gonna suffer. Oh, did you win? Did you do great? Good
suffer
suffer
Good suffer right now
Mr. Knight. I have a good dreams. You have fun back into the streaming world
Thanks, boys jam session with the guys
Her baby her dad her baby her
Give me that
Hey guys, you need to be faster to
Wait, no, we don't have any food. So no, that's not gonna be faster
I see why we be separating the loot a bit and then running it over then running back and grabbing the rest of the loot
We don't have any food so we couldn't spit even if we wanted to
I just don't know why my guy is going so slow. I don't think it's supposed to go this low
He's the pain everything to hit the pain
The pain making me move so slow
I'll tell you, I'll just, just go back down, instead of the back-back, see, like, I'll
stand up, I'll go much faster, and then as soon as I pick up the back-back, bam, I'm
back down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, that's not it, that's not it.
talking on either oh wait a second I guess it'll remain a mystery I guess it's
a mystery lost to the sand time mystery lost to the sand time you'll never know
why I walk slow. All we know is that I no longer do. All we know is that I no
longer do. And it's all we know. The ancient texts were destroyed in a great
fire. A great fire. Many, many moons ago, we will never know why I walk slow. The
The historian say it was magic.
I believe it was something more extraterrestrial.
Alien probing technology.
That's what we believe.
That's what we believe.
A little bit of healing.
I don't know if I'm gonna make this. Oh my god.
Guys, I don't know if I'm making this, boys.
I don't know if I'm making this. We got six fucking minutes.
Guys, I'm making this!
No!
Fuck you guys! Yes, I am!
Never back down, never won!
Never give up!
Never give up!
I gotta show you with the bag on.
Give me that, give me that.
Go, go, go!
If my legs step right out, I'm done.
I'm not making it.
Please God heal.
Oh my God, heal!
Quicker!
Go faster!
Oh my God.
We got five minutes more.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go, go, go!
Does it make it any better to walk half of it there or something?
Let me jump, let me take like one at a time or something.
One of the armored things at a time.
Drop one Reggie Bates.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can make this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this,
I have this, I have this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've
I got this!
I got this!
Roller! Roller!
I'm God damn sure!
You fuck, I got a heal!
We should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should!
Go, go, go, go, go!
You got this boy, we've got this!
It's right there boys!
Go, go, go!
Oh, give me that!
Oh, give me that!
Give me that!
Oh!
Move you fat bitch! Move!
I gotta see you, I gotta see you!
It's right there boys, it's right there!
We've got this, we've got this!
We're gonna make it, we're gonna make it!
We're gonna make it!
We're gonna make it!
We've made it!
Orreee!!
We're ready!
We're reaaaged!
We're ready! We're ready! We're ready! We're ready!
Eh yeah, chillin weak boy!
Action it weak!
Too easy, Too easy!
Never had a doubt in my mind boys
Not even for a second not even for one second
Really quickly boys, I just want to say I'm not certain
But if it's anything to make you feel even better
I'm 90% certain those three assholes were streams diving. I'm not certain
I'm not certain, but it feels a whole of a lot better. It feels a whole of a lot better knowing that
Good work boys good work
That's good over there boys
So I think we have to escape
But some of the trainers must have at least know this is the content. I just up for me
now
Get out the pain was so bad. We're back. You want to die and just get out
You're a good man, miss. You're a good man. Okay, huh? You get up peanut. Hell yeah
Yeah, I did it!
Woo!
Boys, I got out you bongus.
You guys, get out of that green tower in front of us.
Yeah, that's where we're going to die.
Okay.
I'm 95.4 kilograms.
Oh my god.
I'm red.
They just fucking killed my...
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Boys, look at that.
Level five.
Level five.
Level five.
Oh, level five.
I
Mean let me organize my goo let me organize my view what was
Honestly
I'm not gonna lie to you was it was it wasn't really that much
No, you you got out
Nah, I mean if like a average player
It's a lot
Six kilos now see that's just that's just not that's just not anything for
Press over here. That's kind of like
What do we call it over here guys another day in the office? I mean
They're just so used to they're just so used to it. They're not even impressed
They're impressed. Yeah, honestly
I'm disappointed actually in myself
Uh, with how little I got out
Now if you guys would mind
Excuse me for a second. I just gotta unpack my group. All right
pro-pokonaut?
yeah
and change customs back 3-1
all this money on me
make me wanna poop
pull up to your crib
in that bed to poop
hit the studio just to take a duke
run up to the street
make that poop loop
pull up to your block
to your fucking trap
run up with the stack
with the fucking crap
get them fucking bread
Pull up, find your man's, like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back, with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the beat, with the fuckin' beat
Sticky on my head, bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, I'm a crib, I'm a fuckin' crib
Pull up to the old crib, make me wanna poop
All this fucking crib, make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio, take a duke
Hopping out some bandicoot
Yeah guys, seriously, I mean, whatever
It's kinda whatever
I mean, honestly, it's minuscule
It's minuscule at best
Miniscule at best
Could've done better
We could've done better
We could've done better
That's all I'm trying to say
That's all I'm trying to say
Could've done better
That's all I'm trying to say
Lightward no reaction. Lightward look at my face. No reaction. No reaction. No reaction. Lightward no reaction
Lightward no reaction
No reaction. Hey gay. How you doing? I thought you guys were in a raid
Know what we're here. Oh, we ran to the terminals for them to shoot us. Ah
Did you get your quiz done?
Yeah, he got his question
So now he can go to all the maps except for reserve and lighthouse and labs
perfect
Once you add that she's just another day another dollar type shit
I think that's fine because I don't think we're really gonna keep it in real good that I saw a stack on my mama's cell block 8
63rd Street, I'd be feeling like this all the time you know top box
Hey money type shit money game money moves I'm talking about I just try to keep it
I
Shit I shit I shit I shit I shit shit. That's just I be all the time all the time
Every red every red every day
Okay, now it's interesting
All right guys
That's the one that peanut is on I will now be referred to as
as Peter Esquire Money the third.
That is my name and you guys will use it.
What the hell?
Who does this guy think he is?
Peter Esquire the third.
That's who I think I am.
Peter Esquire the third.
Okay, pal.
I just got out with four,
level five armored rigs,
a Metted Ipskay and a Metted MDR.
You got us, kids.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh!
Oh!
fresh out of kids actually fresh out oh my goodness oh I would give you guys I
would give you guys some some kids but I oh my god that's ran out I just ran out
oh but oh if you would ask that like five minutes ago oh my god I'm so sorry
Maybe another time though, maybe another time.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Nice sound.
Nice sound.
All right, okay, where's this next question?
Mm.
36,000 rubles.
It's a work in progress!
Um, sure.
My money is tied up in assets!
My assets right now, pal.
I think you have.
Stux and box.
No, you don't have to.
I diversified portfolio.
Extract.
Extract one time.
Wait, for where?
I forgot to listen.
Shoreline?
Don't you have that quest too though, or you have to give mechanic 20,000
USD I think I do actually
Because then it unlocks the other I do but I don't have 20,000 USD. I
Don't think you ever will
You're talking to peanut Esquire money the third
Okay, so how much you put some fucking I would you put some damn respect on my name?
I would you put some damn respect right now for you to have a name like that
Can't even count it I can't even count it so much I
Can't even count it it so much. I can't even count it that's how much I'm done
All right, buddy. I tried counting it
lost track about 10 billion in Jeff Maze is actually called one alone but I said
listen buddy we're not cool like that yeah I'm not cool like that but I think
you should like that no I have I have I you are talking to Peter that's why I
money a third. Lock it. It's time to get in there.
That money is quite a third. It doesn't have to take this disrespect.
Alright, let's go. I think it's just who's won it.
A bit of food in wow dude.
Can you afford that?
Yes, I can afford food in water, didn't he?
He's still not a game. He's still not a dog. He's still not a game.
You should have a game! You should have a game!
You should have a game!
What am I? Are we...
What am I breaking into this game?
I don't...
I can bring my AK...
My MP...
I can bring like a...
The second one here, AK?
I can bring my AK over here.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Make you a stickers bar.
And then you should. You're not yourself, you know.
Oh, yeah. You think you got money?
Oh, all right, buddy.
I'm going to go. I'm coming in now. Black Black Jack.
MBR 6045 Madison Death Shadow and 32.
OK, that's it. Let's do a thing.
Let's do a thing.
Have a good series.
By the way, did you eat those guys that killed me with stream ciphers?
It was three of them.
And I dunked on them.
I mean, absolutely dunked on them.
Wait, hold on, Peter.
I got to figure out this ammo situation.
Ammo situation.
You need ammo?
Um, the first kill was a vaculent.
I need the magazine GL 20 and P.
PS
Yeah, thank you. Well, I got to sell some guns so I can insure my kid I
Mean
Awesome diamonds so I could afford more gold
I already have five thousand gold bars
Next to my other five thousand gold bars, of course
Well, I keep them
And I said you would be nice
next to these 10,000 gold bars 5,000 more 5,000 more bars.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's exactly what I'm doing.
All right.
Let's proceed.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. Recipe's here, but we're going to get one good bag, good a bag, and Mr. Koop
will find one good bag, good a bag.
Thanks, boys.
We'll see you in a minute.
I know the space force isn't real I know that's the TV show pal. You're not for anyone I
know the space force isn't real I know that's the TV show pal. You're not for anyone.
and getting ready to have my first kid next to my oh good day
i've been serving for a year so far the space force isn't real USA USA my man
was on yeah yeah yeah it is really sweet for this we all guys no it's not
it's a TV so there's nothing just not there's nothing called the space voice
There's nothing called the space was
It's what I would say I
Was
Guys
Do you really think I was being serious right there?
That was a test? That was obviously a test. Do I look like some kind of buffoon to you?
That was obviously a test, gentlemen. You have passed the test. Convigilations! Convigilations!
You have passed the test. Space forces wheel. I cannot believe you guys are so uninformed.
Guys, get in the know. Get in the know. Get down in like I am. Get down in like I am.
Okay, Google, I got your mags next to you. Get down in. Get down in. Get tuned in.
Thank you.
You didn't thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm ready. Let's use it
Let's use it. Let's do it. How are you clapping?
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm when I sit on a chair in golf set, I'm eating it from the backside
my god. Don't forget to click on the
enter rate button. Yeah, are you in here coconut? Where's it
clenched? I might be. Oh, enter rate. Yeah, I'm in here.
Uh, there you are. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Welcome in. Welcome
in. Oh, oh, I guess I gotta mark three takes of this map. What
What do you have to do, Coconut?
Uh, I don't know.
I have no idea. I gotta take a piss. That's what I gotta do.
Okay.
Open your mouth real quick. I'll bring it back.
On behalf of the Navy, the Space Force is due now.
He can either survive one time or just go there three times and it is complete.
Alright, let's not see, man.
Space Force sounds cool as fuck.
all right don't you insult my space force Stephen don't you don't you insult
my cool space force that I just found out about five minutes ago that sounds
cool and shit is that are they training you to fight stuff in space is that what
that is was it just like NASA but for the government
I mean that's it is the government we guys in space force military training in
spades just in case like aliens come or no oh we are weak oh we feel like what
if we have to fight China on the moon
we beat China's ass on the moon you would beat China's ass on the moon
We will make it!
That would be sweet, that would be sweet!
That would be cool, that would be cool!
Oh my goodness.
I think you can shoot a gun in space!
I think that's how it works.
You shoot a gun in space. Oh
What what if you have to use swords? Oh my god, what if you'd use swords and it's like space pirates
Need lasers what happens if you try to shoot a clock in space is it go
If you like maybe like shoot down a water
Yes, no one time no no, but I got a Google
Can you shoot a glock in space?
Yes, you can shoot a glock in space. Oh my god King Bonnet's gonna love to hear about this
Modern evidence incase it's own oxen actually mean the gunpowder will ignite perfectly and oxygen free vacuum. Oh my goodness
look at it
The bullets have their own oxygen in them.
Wow.
Oh, you learn something new every day.
You learn something new every day.
Are you a gun guy?
Yeah, but I've never been to space.
Jackass, okay?
I wouldn't know something like that.
Space Force guy would.
Space Force guy would.
I guarantee that guy knows.
I guarantee that's what he's training to do.
I guarantee that one day,
That guy's gonna fight the fucking Russians on Mars.
I- I can't kill him.
You'll be out there in the battlefield!
Representing...
Best damn country God ever made.
You and the devil!
You and the devil!
You and the devil!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, hmm...
hmm...
You're an idiot.
And you're a bitch.
Think about that for a second, all right?
Ponder that for a moment, write it out.
Ten times.
See it in the mirror three times.
It'll create a clone of yourself.
Fuck you.
I'm shitting right now.
Oh, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We fought the Chinese, they rocked our shit, but when did we fight China?
I said, no, wait, when did we fight China?
Was that?
Which side was China on in World War II?
They were with us, I don't think so.
I think I would have remembered that.
I would have remembered that.
I would have remembered that.
I would have remembered that.
I don't remember, I don't remember that.
I don't remember that.
Hmmmm.
Whose side was China on in World War 2?
The allies, oh shit!
Hey, okay!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Alright, okay, be cool.
Be cool, be chillin', we're cool.
We cool, I, I, I, I, okay!
Hmm
Almost get back to my motherfuckers one good bad good I'm bad. Thank you, my boy. Thank you my boy
Do something crazy
I'm in the lobby pal. I'm waiting for the match to be in there's nothing I can do. I
Wait here just like you bow
I
Fucking hate your auto mods. They suck
He's like a team of auto mods. He's just like one ultimate auto mod like
Megatron mod
You think you got Bumblebee mod? Bumblebee auto mod?
It's AUTO MOD!
There's one and it doesn't automatically hitch the name ARTA!
Auto mods roll out.
Oh
They minecraft minecraft bounce on a crazy style. Oh, oh
Oh, oh
That's on a crazy style
top wood in OSRS now that's content that's content right there let me tell
you that's content right there guys I have to see much I have to see much I
keep seeing you guys see it and grab the same as I have to see much I put it in my
date I also got the three markers were good gonna mark the three takes will be
the lickety-split we're actually delayed I see right now it's still not doing
great I don't know what's going on it's an estimated time with six minutes we're
seven minutes and 50 seconds.
I love you want to appeal.
Hmm.
That's the servers.
Start talking like MJ off stream to save your voice.
Talk like M.J.?
Hee hee.
Wait, how's M.J. talk?
Hee hee.
Wait.
Hmm.
He doesn't talk, he's dead.
I'll have to check some sources on that.
I gotta confirm.
I gotta check some source on that one. We'll see if you're right about that.
1000 CMS for you and your family. Thank you, Mr. Helping me. Thank you. Good job.
So, ride!
I
Just
What you guys?
Know the propanal. Yeah, it's a cigarette. That's your stem. All right cocoa piss in my mouth. You caught me
I'm ready to go fine
I'm gonna go someone has to do it. You're
In your
Gotcha, okay, you're getting sick about a day. I'm getting one pee
You're getting sick about it a bow you didn't think about it. Hey shit, you noticed me
I'm trying to give you the notice you didn't think about you're getting sick. Yeah, it's just thick as hell
I'm not gonna audition, I can let your cock disappear.
Oh my goodness. After Heavens, Alec Kazam.
Alec Kazam. Shee!
She's eating your cock.
Oh my God, it's gone.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Pina, what do you have to do here?
I gotta bite the three tags, so I'm gonna go back over yonder and bite them.
Well, I guess I'll do this one first over here.
By the radio tower?
You better do this one over here.
School cat 95 cents see it's Monday. One of the best days to drink
I have one of all
All right, keep your people's open boys
Going to radio tower kind of it's probably gonna be at least one or two hooligans. We got to give the business
I'm pretty beefy now did you I'm pretty beefy I can take on some guys
I can take out a lot of guys at once. I can see you're pretty beefy. I can handle a lot of men too peanut
I bet you can go for five cuckoo. It's a bit of a stretch, but you've got a good idea.
I don't know. Maybe if I was really motivated, I could.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Glass of chocolate, milk, and cigarette. Right after.
Maybe a cigarette break in between. Oh, yeah.
That might do it. Mm-hmm.
I've done these things called paupers before, too. Not for sex reasons, but my friend just
Adam and we did him
Relaxed her asshole. I sit oh
Crazy head rush. Oh, I asked will get opened up though. Oh, I'll wait for it, but that's incredible
Thanks for letting us go Coco. Yeah, no worries. I got more tips if you want them. Oh, I'd love your tip
Oh, I would love you to give me your tip. Oh, that's so big
I know it. You can't add. Oh, thank you so much. Coco. Thank you
So kind of you're generous man
it's like a rocket rocket it's like a rocket for breasts just straight in there
oh by the God's high velocity splash damage splash damage oh splash the walls
of my wreck exactly the pussy all right we're good I plan it on this way let's
go back to the backwood we hit the resort real quick
There's still, um, good loot there, even though I forgot my keys, heh.
Yeah, let's do it!
Let's go get some- let's go get some stuff!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Can you do something, something?
Never heard anyone?
Would you have a little something, something?
and shut the door be hot!
the goons were not here
they could be on the back side
or the blue walls
gooo
come here my cuckoo
come here my cuckoo
I can't keep up with you guys
I gotta level my fucking skill point up or whatever
come on my cuckoo
eeeeeee
i'm goin'
i'm goin'
i'm goin'
i'm goin'
i'm goin'
i'm goin'
i now let sin coconut in first and see if he dies
alright let me get in there then
what's up
what's sin jinji first?
uh
uh
uh
OH WHAT THE HELL
uh
uh
oh fuck
Jesus Christ
you think this snaps?
someone snap, someone snapping
Follow me, Coco, follow me, Coco, quickly, quickly.
I will need your summation.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Come here, Coco, come here.
I'll take care of you, I'll take care of you.
I'm in here.
Got him!
Any shots?
I'm still with me, Mr. Coco.
I'm gonna lead you to where all the loot is, okay?
Okay. I want some loot.
Oh, shit! Oh, my God.
I just killed you, Jinjin. Please don't tell me I killed you.
Oh my god.
Was that a player?
Oh my god.
That's good to prove to me.
No, that's just a scab.
That's a scab.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god.
Honey, nice job.
Did you run second way yet?
On first.
Alright, let me know if you change your voice.
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on.
And this is where the best rooms and all the results-
Look at that, 8,850 rooms, you see that?
That's like $7.5.
That's big.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then you come over here and there's a couple bags.
Couple bags of boxes.
A couple of boxes.
$7 gets you out of bus with a transfer.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hold on, hold on, I'm booting up.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
This way this way, now we move to the third floor.
I want you to meet my friend Dave, all right?
He's a very kind and generous man.
Very kind and generous.
Right here.
Is Dave the one in the...
Take him peep at what he's got.
Take him peep at what Dave's got.
I think he's in the tub.
Did you get any goodies?
I'm good, I got a GPX.
Ooh, that's very good.
I got a K15 helmet.
I got a pistol, I got another pistol.
Here you go, now you're cooking.
The fuck kind of shit happened here?
There's this...
There's some kind of pig on Dave.
Oh, Dave did that. He's a bit of a freak.
Well, I get that.
You like to rock him, then.
Yeah, I get that.
That's why I shit outside the box these days.
That's what my uncle used to say.
Your uncle was a very wise man.
He was very smart. He was ahead of his time.
Could be a scholar, honestly.
You know a lot of stuff.
Catch poop garbage.
Somebody told me where there's a hole.
There's a hole.
All right.
Fantastic.
They expect to sit on that info, Coco.
All right, come on, Coco.
We're going to administrate it.
Push for the peep over there.
Make sure there's no tangos.
All clear, all clear.
All clear, all clear.
Now we're going over here. Stay close, Mr. Cuckoo. It couldn't get dangerous.
Yeah!
Deeper, deeper is open, boys.
And see by me, go, go, see by me.
How much here?
The enemy pangos.
Anywhere.
And now we live up here.
Look for computers and bags.
The computers and bags the computers and bags the computers over yonder over here
Then there's four the next room as well
Okay
Oh
Get a little something, something, go go get a little something, something for your travels.
Ooooooh!
That might be a boss that sounds pretty scary.
He said, you're blind!
I heard that, I heard that.
He said, you're blind!
You see, there's someone at ease with you that's going, come on!
I
You win inside
She's muted. I think she's like walking in serious
You hear you waited by you guys
You win, son?
That's a little quiet.
Why does this follow you guys so much?
A little too quiet.
Alright, follow me, Coco. We're gonna skip over some loot.
Why is it that Parmesan is in every single one of your raids?
Mr. Probecian?
He's never in my raids.
It's like Coco, he's a rat vent.
What do I do?
I know you don't know this, Coco, but Mr. Permission spawns in the game if someone's been camping too much.
Definitely coconut.
Oh my god! He flipped me up!
That's a dick!
Hold on now. Hold on. Wait a minute. Is that me? Right. Oh, 10,000 specters. A hose.
A few batteries. There ain't nothing here, Coco. Let's head.
What do they expect?
No, no, no. We got business to take care of. Business.
Let's take care of some business, man.
Business
Follow me cook
You want water?
Well, I'm packing quick magazine this case. You get a little crazy case the locals get a little insane
I follow me cook a funny cook I'll get some water box
There's be water anywhere
Oh, perhaps in here, perhaps in here.
I'm going to die, I think.
Ah, you'll be fine, you'll be fine.
We'll get you some water.
We'll get you some, I can see that your thirsty's be quenched.
I can see that, Coco.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, health resort West 112.
Hey, that's a good one, isn't it?
West 1-1-2.
Oh, that's a blue key card spawn.
Oh, that's a massive one!
This one has tons of food and water in it.
Oh my God, we just got so lucky.
Oh, actually, yeah, you're right.
Mm-hmm.
Well, not this time.
I think God might hate you, Coco.
Oh, God.
Oh, I've got food! I've got food!
on me. Oh, milk would be perfect. I got propane. I got propane over here. Try and think of that.
Now he found food. I don't got no water for him. You like giving him that milk?
Maybe over yonder. Here's a little bag right here. Here's a bag.
Not gonna be watered inside of a computer.
Yeah, Coco, I'm not seeing nothing, boss.
You might just die.
Yeah, well I don't want one spot. I know one more spot. Oh
Here we go. Here's some apple juice right here. I'm probably juice
Come here, come here, come here, come here. Oh my special little guy. You're gonna grow so big and strong
Thank you thank you thank you thank you all fucking guys holy shit
How do we get to the bottom of the game?
I'm getting a little bit more groupie than what you've done
Nothing
Oh I got E3 twid
Is that something I forgot?
Ok go get it
I'm ok
Ok ok
Oh, come on. Hold me, come on, hold me.
Is that what good is? Is this B2A good?
Got him!
Come on, come on, go get good hits, get good hits.
Got him!
Hey, let me see this anymore water in here.
What's your food and water, Abbas?
Uh, this...
My food, my water, 26,000, 100, and then my food, I think it's 33,000, 100, I think.
That's pretty good.
Hey, hold on. Thank you.
I'm getting word, I'm getting word that there was a Lennox on the bed.
Hold on. Give me one quick moment. Can I give you one quick moment here?
NIEEEER!
NIEEEER KING SEVER!
FISHMARAT!
Jiggy, are you running on the first floor?
I actually believe you! I forgot to check the back!
Are you guys on the east side or something?
On the first floor right in front of you guys!
That would be huge! I need that!
Oh yeah, that's me!
I need that!
Oh my god, thank god, okay.
Cocoa, it's not hers, she's lying killer.
No, that's me. I thought you guys were...
Yeah, you guys are on the opposite side of me.
Where's all the bad guys at?
That's what I was really wondering.
different bad wrong bad what bad what bad where do you need anything from
uh...
pcs
fuck you guys
okay, that's not me shooting by the way
one shot
one kill
oh, that was peanut?
Don't worry, Genji. I took out the trash.
I took out the trash. They would not be bothering us any longer.
Well, you just mean there's nothing going on. I mean, it's so quiet.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
I say we go mark the tanks, then we head down to the PS.
So we get out of here and roll back in?
Or we can find some people to fuck them up.
Well, I'm gonna mark my takes real quick, but I think this party was down the pier.
Do you want to go back over here?
I'm coming down in a second. Don't hurt me, excuse me.
Let's go back over.
Now we'll get lots of food. Now we'll get lots of food.
And here we go. Oh, here we go. Here we go, boys.
I think we're gonna end this raid just to try to go into Icebreaker.
I think you're right. I think we go mark the takes and then we go right to Icebreaker.
See what gives me we out?
I'm having issues because I can't get any
Oh
hmm one tank is right over yonder this bad boy like you do like you do
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
We'll hit this bad boy.
Bad boy right here.
Bam!
And we only got one more take to do.
And we're done.
Look at his flesh.
I'm telling you, this is suspiciously quiet.
You walked through the whole resort, did you know one?
You see nothing?
Yeah, it's kinda weird.
What is everybody at?
What's everybody doing?
What's everybody at? What's everybody doing?
Looking in the shadows, fighting, fighting and planning.
Hmm. Hmm.
I feel like I'm digging jumpscare.
I feel like some guys is jerking his speed in the voice random location
ready to pop out on a goobah.
I'm getting thirsty again.
Everybody have any water?
Oh.
Um, are you on third floor?
I'm out of a hundred.
I'm like above you.
When you jump down, I'm coming down.
Okay.
Here you go.
You on first floor, Genji?
Oh!
I'm on second floor.
Get out of here!
Keep it moving, keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving boys, keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Hmm.
Did you know the camping spots that people sit in for icebreaker?
But we can go like, surveil the camping spots, kill them all.
Wait, what?
Do you know the camping spots people sit in for camp and icebreaker?
But we can surveil the camping spots and kill them all.
Hmm.
because I mean everyone really just sits on the rocks which rocks like the rocks
above the pier oh well then let's go over there kill them
Mm-hmm
Let's go beat the shit out of him
Put can of bees the rats rat the rats
Rat rat the rats
It's whoever can just to be harder
Harder and longer
see the city to beat the shit out of the mega at 170.
Yes I can.
I won the first place.
Yes, I can.
I'll see you guys there.
I put it as in the WSGP keep it to hold.
I'm far.
I'm far, far, far far.
I'm on West IE, but all the way across the map.
I said, okay, we have moved from the east side of the map to the west side of the map
with not a single sound anywhere not a single one I don't understand why we
just leave or do we should go to my pier where should we leave or should we go to
the pier and search for people I don't know by this time everyone's probably
30 out. We have been here for a short spell.
I hear you guys make your way to tunnel. I'll meet you there.
Okay. I'm just going to take a quick peek down the road towards beer.
If I can see some food again.
Do you see someone?
Oh god. Just a robot. No need to worry, it's just a robot.
Is your skin inside, Ginch? Am I here? Yeah, I'm inside.
Can I hear you?
Oh. Gotcha!
I'm on second floor.
I hear shots of you guys shooting you shit are you okay as he would do you want to shoot
Um, I think that's chocobo fighting for his life right now
Oh
They're gonna take a while to get out anyway, we're going to the p.m. We're killing everyone that
Keep your eyes peeled.
Let me know what you guys are heading to protect Sack. I don't know, okay?
I'm going to go to Genji and then we can go.
Okay, alright, I'm always at the P.M. I'm just going to take a quick peek and then I'll be right there.
I see right here at Genji, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm coming to the first floor.
Okay.
I'm going to check something really quick.
I'm on my third above you.
Okay, okay, might be some campers right here on this bound this is where I would keep it
I was kept an ice maker
Hundred percent and they play like a bull taxes and scope of stop on
You still need the PCBs from the PCs
Starboard I can use a big back or two
I'm at the Peter I peep it I peep it I'm gonna I'll give you a stash before you a second oh
No, there's still scabs all over the Pia and I think we're the hey with only one to this game
Don't even win to the icebreaker. I'm TIC three scabs mosey not down the road
I
The
Thing is off there's something a little
suspicious
Little weird
You guys head towards it right
What's up, would do it yeah, I just had to make myself
I'm just outside, Gigi. I'm waiting on you.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just waiting on you.
Okay, come all the way down over here.
You see me? No, no. Go outside.
Uh-huh. Yeah, I see you. I'm coming.
Okay.
I have an idea!
Lunch!
Boi!
I
Have hit the channel no one's here. We're alone we're completely alone
It's gotta be PvE. If it was PvE, there would be PMC's Marchin' Everywhere, boys. All those
games are max
Watch and get glassy
Not gonna happen found not gonna happen
Have you checked the cottages I
I
I don't want to waste any more time on this dead map. I want to leave immediately. This is boring
No, I was just wondering if you saw like the boss here anything. No, no, no, I didn't see a boss
I was gonna see a boss with you
Pristine weird raid
On the bright side though
What when we get out he'll complete his
That's the surviving one raid. He won't have to come back for the other two. Oh, yeah. Wait, what is that?
What does that do for him? What about the Zedan line?
I
Don't know if it's lighthouse reserve. It's one of the two but he does I think he has to turn in like
20,000
$20,000
Yeah, that's gonna take a little while.
Yeah, Cocoa ain't got no $20,000.
I got two fifty K-Roubles.
See!
That's like fifty bucks.
I'm just up.
Good work, Cocoa, good work.
I picked you out of four dates, baby, I got you, P.
You're good, man.
You keep you right there.
Twenty K-USDs.
Wait, okay.
So many people are saying reserve and then lighthouse.
I don't fucking know what it's for.
I'm excited. I'm out
Okay, yeah, let's get the hell out of here. Oh, no, that was stupid. That was all I get to kill anyone
It's
Sanitar only spawn at the dentist's office in the icebreaker transit once what's a dentist's office
on the pier. Is that just the ice rink of transit? That was the same thing. Yeah, that's
the transit, but there that's the dentist's office there. Oh, so he spawns at the water,
the pier, the dentist's office, where the boats are, where the blue walls are next to
the bridge and by the garage on the water. Oh my god. Okay, that makes sense. That makes
sense. All right.
Little bit of food. Oh, it's famous. Oh, it's famous.
like. But these bad boys away like to do. We get some water from Mrs. Metapies. She can't
have babies no more. A little bit of water. And then we'll pack this up. There we go. Perfect.
B.C.P. in that one, take these out then, we're good to go.
Alright, okay, I want to go somewhere massive.
I'm talking people everywhere, people everywhere.
Come on boys.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Let's do something a little wacky, a little crazy.
You want me to do it?
You know what I'm even going to do?
I'm going to change our service.
I'm a change our service to one that I know will be alive
Gigi could I get a sniper rifle a sniper yeah like a bolt
Wait hold up. We don't even know what map will go to yet. Oh, yeah, why oh, yeah, you're right. Never mind
I just like the gun with the scopes like the iris science terrible in this game
I hate peeking like hallways with that shit
Yeah, the voodoo scum I'm telling you what once you're ready to get all the trades on before you just want the voodoo scum all the time
Whatever you got. It's fantastic
It's the best
That's me socket. We could factory shotgun. What do you guys do about that little factory socket?
You got that boys
This that tickle your fan T this that Pete your interest
All right, well, let's do it
All right
Mr.. Cocoa, Mr.. Cocoa, what actually I don't think I'll look at by
That's not good. I don't know if I can actually be a lot of them with this bucket
No, no, no, no, I'll take a shotgun factory. That's the move
155
Oh
Oh, wait, I got your lever lever action rifle. No, that's that's not a shocker. That's it
Oh, we have a sniper. Wait, that's the game. Let's go somewhere else then
No, I'm here shock and batteries are fast
Okay, um, I don't have a shocker. I come with like a pistol
No
No
No
No, no, no, no, no, no
No
No no, no, no. No
No, no no. No, no no
No
Nooooooooooooooo!
No!
God no please.
Nooooo!
Nooo!
Nooooooooooo!
Nooooooooo!
No!
No!
No.
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh.
I
Went
No
And I was banned tonight I submitted a ban appeal twitches
Slab gods can the mods please review it. Thanks. Of course. Of course. I will take the
come with what I got fuck it dude I can't be at let's just go fuck it let's go I
won't die I won't die let's go all right wait wait well I'm grabbing a cool
shotgun because shotgun factory that's where it's at that's where it's at I can't
buy it cuz I'm poor well huh huh really yeah really really yeah really well I
I gotta sell a bunch of stuff so I can level this guy up to level two so I can buy that shotgun, we'll dig it.
One moment, I gotta sell a couple goodies to him so I can level him up.
We have 840,000.
Give him all the cheese.
And all the bandages and all the splints and
Some peepin' owl
There we go perfect, and then we can buy a shotgun like you do
We go
Got it. All right, I'm ready to go
you guys ready? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Then let's, let's get out of there.
I need a sprint and a canopy.
Wait, now, wait, now, wait, are you guys ready?
All right, these are quick in and out Coco.
This is what you do when you're low on the goop.
This is what you do when you're not here you go in there with
With your shotgun and your minimal supplies and you run up on someone and boom compare you take all his shit
Okay, okay, it's like like the brother busie challenge. It's like the brother busie challenge exactly
You shock it on you overwhelmed them with
overwhelming force
You freak about you even yell at him when you're charging at it. So they don't know what to do
In your mind. I know I don't want you putting down. Oh, yeah
Are you picking up without putting down? I'm picking up what you're putting? Are you sniffing when I'm diary egg?
I'm sniffing what you're smelling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Having a room to put this shit out
You catch what I'm dripping?
Question for coconut for the buggy ladders?
How is he so good at rust and dog shit and talk off?
I have nine hours!
Jesus.
People have been talking shit the whole day!
I have nine hours!
Well, time to get better.
Time to get good pal.
a good guy. I can't even buy water dude. You can't buy water? There's a water supposed
to be fucking free? What the fuck? This is Russian foul. Water is like. What they say
mostly is worth is worth more than water in prison. That's what that one guy said. Please
Johnson. I don't know who that is. I don't... I'm not sure that's true. Oh, let's ride!
He said booty is better than water.
I'm at Rhybe!
Suck it up, coconut!
Suck it up!
Let's go, let's go!
Fast as fuck!
Don't, don't yield for a moment!
Get him!
Jog!
You not?
What the fuck?
What just happened?
What?
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
That'll happen.
The ghastly Gouda.
Fine.
and laughing and laughing.
Excellent raid boys, excellent raid.
I died right after you died.
No worries, that's the great part about shotgun factory.
We lost nothing and we can get right back in there.
He just shit on us.
He just, are we going back to the,
the bussy challenge?
We're doing that.
We're doing the blunder bussy challenge.
Get your blunder bussy, get your blunder bussy.
Okay, okay.
I want you ready to go.
ready to go.
This guy is kind of weird.
Did you see me run without you and shouldn't take longer than a second.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay.
All right, let's go.
Let's do a shake.
Oh, I gotta get I gotta get a seven round bag.
Hold up.
Is it?
But you wait.
How you even get in your shotguns?
You shouldn't even be able to get these shotguns.
I got an MP 155.
I don't know.
I just brought it in.
I get the one that goes boom cha-cha boom cha-cha. You know what? I like that. I like that shit
See one shot to the face and they're out of there one shot and if you can
Coco if you one shot if you shoot a shot at the legs
They are not walking for hours and you got okay, and you can just click boom shoot them in that leg one more time
And then hide there fuck yeah, just fuck
Alright, let's do this shit. Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
Suck them off and get out.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Suck them from the back and the front.
Oh yeah. They won't know ahead of them.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
It's time to get serious, boys. It's time to lock in. It is time to lock in. It is time to lock in!
Let's ride!
I
I'm my legs are gonna be done who can shoot him who can shoot him was he he's
right in front of us I'm gonna die
Oh my god, oh my god, how my body's missing?
Fuck you!
You're lucky my friend sucks this game pal, you're not gonna have the same luck with
me.
It's not Peter it's all right you caught me I'm landmark you caught me it's
landmark I just got up a 12-hour workout session I the Roy's are set in and I'm
ready to fuck okay the Roy's are set in and I'm ready to fuck bitch
I
Go go I'm doing it go go I'm doing it
Get outta here good shots
Oh, give me that.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait.
What's wrong, Coco?
What happened?
No.
What did I do to my boy?
What did I do to my boy?
I'm dead.
I got you Coco, don't worry!
Don't worry, I'll be heat yourself!
I want to move I'm on the move extracting now
Dude you fuck that guy did he have armor you like fucking two piece them. That's what I'm in the face. Oh fuck
That's not I'm sorry for that shotgun is fucking awful. The one you have
I just gotta get used to it. You just gotta get used to it
Fat? Is this like a fat? I...
I've been running shotgun factory since before you were born!
This is where I die! This is my home, coconut!
Get out of here!
Get out!
I
Everyone else
Follow me boys
You said coming up that's gonna
Don't you worry about I got the second frisbee. Let's go again. Let's go again. Oh, yeah, we go again. Let's go. Oh, she's pushing me
Oh, he is so lucky. I was out of the way. Did you see that? That was a perfect end shot that fucker is so lucky
I was out of the way
That fucker is so did you see that coconut?
You just like zoomed out and blacked out. I don't know
Well, so once the timer hits zero,
bullets don't do damage to you
and your bullets don't do damage to others.
I literally hit that guy directly then.
Oh my God, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So if you killed him, you could have fucking like what?
Like jumped up the extractors on it, booted it and shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I had no legs,
so I couldn't jump out anywhere.
Yeah, yeah, fuck.
Oh my goodness, excellent raid, boy, excellent raid.
Let's get him down, let's get him down.
Let's get him down, let's get him down.
Let's get him down, let's get him down, let's get him down.
I got you second, I got you second.
A blood or pussy challenge.
Oh, yeah, the Butterboostie.
And, whatever you kill one of them,
you can put their stuff on it,
and they get even more kitted for next raid.
Aw, maybe some of these guns for some cash.
Here we go, what type of ammo are you using?
Ah, whatever that's up to you.
FGX, no, no, you don't want slums, you don't want slums.
Let me, let me, let me, let me fix you up.
Ah, let me fix you up, all right, Buzz?
Let me fix you up.
Ah, let me fix you up.
I'll take a go go. I'll take a boss. I got you some premium 7
millimeter. Let's set rounds. Okay. This will put a hole through a
five inch steel wall. I like that. I like that. Mm hmm. It's got
31. How many rubles in this game is like a lot of rubles? Like
like how do I know if I'm a ball? Like you got like 10 mil.
Yeah, if you bought
So am I am I just really poor I'm just I'm just broke and you're broke you're broke you're broke and dick for money
You suck at the money you suck and dig for money. Yeah, some guys have up to a billion a
Billion a billion. Yeah, I don't know how I
Don't know why they gotta be the most bitchless friendless fuckers. I've ever seen in my entire life, but they do they do it a
billion rubles
There's actually there's actually a challenge every white to see who can get a billion first
Have you ever done it?
I haven't done it. I don't think you know it could personally do that
She's not in you. You gotta do it now
You gotta be the best I could I just I just don't feel like I just
How many rules you got now?
You can't even hold one million.
How are you going to hold one billion?
Where does the last buddy go, Digi?
In the drain.
He just like...
Oh, there's a crack.
Oh well.
That'll happen.
What do you do?
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I got to invite me.
Oh wait, it might have been me.
Come on in, bud.
I thought it was really weird, by the way.
He wouldn't peek me because I had a better angle on him,
and he just ran away and got out with your dog tags,
and then went your bodies.
What the hell?
What was, what was, freaks?
What was, freaks?
Yeah, he just wanted your dog tags.
Interesting.
It's my seam. I'm giving my cock. Hey, that's all right. Go get it. Give him that fucking cock. Give him that fucking cock.
I want to get a shotgun to kill.
Hmm. Oh
Thank you for all the good dabs. Don't mind what's going on in my life, but I turn out you see my always smile keep
the amazing 2000 bussiness to you up
$5,000
About his peloton we haven't forgotten we remember where is the before and after pick that was promised mr. Nuts peloton is pure vaporware
We demand the receipts. I
Have a peloton I do I have one
That is that's the truth that is technically true that is technically true I have a peloton
I am taking a bit of a hiatus from it. Oh, let's RIDE!
Shocking dog coconut.
Shocking dog.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Jog it on, coconut!
Die!
What the fuck?!
Jesus Christ.
Get out of here!
Follow me, boy, follow me!
Quickly!
Becase, becase!
What's in the bathroom? I just heard him.
What is in the second floor? The opposite.
Go, go, go! This is it! This is our moment!
Go, go, not this our moment!
This is it!
salvation oh my god oh my god I see I still too massive people either fighting
someone on third be careful
oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm leaving I'm leaving
There's someone here, there's someone right here, watch out.
I'm going gate zero, only Coco quickly!
Oh, it gave zero! Oh, Lee, come on, quickly!
Move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Move, move, move!
Oh!
Oh, Lee!
Oh, Lee!
Oh, Lee!
Who is he? Who is he?
Who is he?
I'm saying, you shouldn't see my speed. You shouldn't see...
What's he doing that, dude?
Those guys were genuinely beefy as shit. I just got an M1A with an L-CAN level 5 armor and the whole 2 level 5 armor.
Oh my god.
Where's he going?
It's like an infinite wood glitch.
Infinite money glitch.
Oh my god, I'm back at everything. Let's do that again.
Holy shit.
Oh
Look at that piece of technology look at that piece of technology. Oh
They're in the drive
They got ready that ready
One second one second
Did you leave the radio you stay?
I'm getting out right now. No, we're there
We're there the cocoa are
Deared up and rain and double
My stash ready sounds good. Good. Oh
I'm starting up. I'm starting up
What if we get hit like even one more of those? Oh my god? Oh
Oh, that was a whimsical time. That was a whimsical time. You bringing the gun back in Coco?
Yeah, I gotta figure this out. I gotta get my bearings real quick. This guy had like 30 sights on the shotgun.
Oh
What a whiff of you?
What the fuck was he sight maxing sight maxing? He was sight maxing the fuck out of this.
Well, he got pooped on Mogg.
I don't get this. Yeah, I don't fucking. That there's technology. That there's technology.
You signed that and somebody they go blind.
I'm ready to go. Let's go. Let's do the thing. Let's do the thing. Time to get serious. Time
to get serious.
We should have wanted this.
There's too much.
Well, now let's.
All right.
He's really, he's really, he's really, he's really big, he's really big, he's really big.
I'm by the smoke, I'm by the smoke.
That's a big one.
Was that you?
Hello?
Yes.
Oh.
How was me?
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
Okay.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
1-0.
Okay.
You win this time. You win this time. I'm so sorry. Oh, Jesus
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry about me. No, he's dead. Did you dead? Are you the last one?
Fucking shit fucking shit fuck fuck god shit fuck
What did you wait?
You you can't even see out of that thing you left that scope on the scope out
I don't want to take out the scope of my fucking chat
Okay, fuck that guy, boss, boss, ban that guy.
But he was looking at a piece of metal.
Fucking shit, I could see shit.
It's the mid-range, it was the next mid-range.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
You shot my cock up.
You literally, it literally says stomach comma groin.
You literally shot my cock up, coconut.
I can't see fucking nothing the fucking flash but it's fucked me up
No worries, no worries. What are we doing the blood or pussy challenge or what would be one more blood to push the challenge one
one
I feel like I can do better if my teammate doesn't shoot my cock off halfway through the rain
I
Mean who killed the guy that was in front of us I
Didn't and then I got one tap by one tap Larry
He lives up to his name killed me from
Lids up to his name. What can I say? Yeah, he definitely fucking does
Stay true to his word. He stayed real 100p
I like that line.
Tell him to bring me some ammo on the MP155 please.
I can bring you, I can bring you something.
I got some ice.
Thank you, thank you.
And this isn't gonna penetrate like the Flishette.
I'm out of Flishette.
I have Flishette, I can bring both of you guys.
Oh no wait, I got Piranha, I got Piranha.
Okay.
You bring him Flishette.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tabularious cheating
There we are we are one
100% under P under P on a stack under P on a stack jitter ass
Oh
So hold on
One second here one second
Oh, there we go there we go
Hmm
Hold on things wrong wait, what's wrong?
There we go. All right, there's just some fucking loser in my youtube chat. Let's ride
I
Shuck it up boys. Shuck it up. Oh
Is a guy there's a guy I
Got him I got him no way
I got him!
No way!
Is that your first PMC collaborator?
I might be!
Get your dick in the dead!
My stomach's two out of seventy, I don't...
You don't get up, you don't get up!
Take this! Take this!
And then the... here, the sailor's right here, and then the...
I have no space. Oh, fuck.
Can I do one more, be given...
I have no space.
Move the money out of your butt.
I'll move the money out of my ass.
I took it. Thank you.
Hello?
Is anyone out here?
Yeah, you must be your stomach.
Oh my god coconut, you actually did it. I killed him that. I killed him dude. Take that dog tag.
Do you remember every man remembers his first kill? Okay, okay. Okay, I'm gonna take the dog. I gotta CMS myself or whatever the fuck.
I'm bringing you the dog tag to pick up and you're gonna have to pick up the ammo to right
here okay wait actually I was your first kill ammo so that's a dog tag right
here thank you oh my god okay did you heal up your stomach cuz you're so right
here yeah my guy's coughing I use my CMS okay
I'm healing up.
REYETT BITCH!
Okay good.
I think you're good now.
I SAY REYETT BITCH!
Show yourself demons!
Yep you're good.
Now probably reload your mask.
Yeah yeah.
One guy trying to bump you to the medical area.
Move again.
Put your splints in your pocket and then put your money in your butt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
money in your butt how's that leg feelin pal how's that leg feelin buddy how's that leg
I'm gonna make me feel it, huh?
Oh, shit!
Jesus.
Right.
Good heavens.
Oh my god, Gigi.
That guy talked shit too like a bitch.
Yeah, he was.
Did you wig him?
She fucking destroyed him!
Oh, good work!
Did you die, Coco?
Oh, Genji's fucking- oh my god, you're John Wick.
I have a stock AK, too.
You're literally John Wick.
I'm alive.
Can I loot this guy, Genji?
Wait, that's not the guy that killed me. Oh, yeah, he's dead.
He's dead. He's dead.
Oh, thank god.
Thank god.
Um, I guess put that-
Hold on, here we can use his Illumina Hello Frash with Code Coconut BH FCW.
Oh my goodness that would be that'd be refreshing right about now. Oh, oh my god after long days hard work
Oh my god, am I right boys? Oh my god. Oh my god. That would be great right now. That'd be so that'd be great. Oh
That'd be great. Oh
Wow, that would hit the spot right about now that hit the spot. Oh my god
It's spot. Oh god. By the way, I don't know if you know this yet. I'm dead
I
Have no more
What did I I died in the room above you guys while you guys were having a tea party in the spot for 20 minutes I
Was out risking my life putting it all on the line for the betterment of the team
We're gonna gotta hear to you what's the play here
I think his killer is real.
So you got the guy, he's dead.
Oh.
Get out of here!
Are you sure?
Yeah, that was definitely the guy.
I remember the smirk on that fucker's face.
He better than me.
He better than me.
He better than me.
I don't even know where your body is.
It's in the back room.
Second floor, medical area.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so I guess oh fuck. Oh
Shit
Oh fuck is it peanut right here? That's me boss. Oh
Where's your gun and stuff? I don't know if the other guy has it. I did have a shotgun. Okay. Oh, I guess we can get up then
Oh, let's get out. Oh
My goodness
Guys next raid. What if we spend 30 minutes of this fun?
Shut up.
Maybe just sleep for the night there, take a little nap, you guys think, huh?
You know what?
Coconut is learning the game, mister.
Fuck coconut.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Fuck you, good shit.
Bitchass.
Alright.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Oh, it's about.
Then I'm getting a burger to pass
down. No, don't get off. Let's
keep playing. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. After this
ring, I'm getting a burger.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, your first kill is me!
Jackass!
My real first kill, my real first kill.
Watch out, I'm not good enough for you, huh?
No, you are not.
You never been good enough for me, bitch.
I ain't never gonna be good enough for me, bitch.
Fuckin' beat up bitch.
Fuck yourself.
Gigi, do you have to have some ammo, too?
Hey, I'll bring you a gun and some ammo.
Thank you, Gigi, thank you, Gigi.
I got a good feeling about this one.
I got a good feeling about this one.
Stay or else.
One more.
He would do it one more.
Would do it one more right now.
He's hooked. Yeah, Coco. Are you hooked? Are you hooked on the on the buggers?
Dude, yeah, don't get off. Let's keep playing.
No!
Why?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why?
I'm starving! I've been starving for three hours!
So eat this fucking cock and let's go!
No, I will not eat your cock. Nor will I, let's go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Play with me and Genji. Let's keep playing.
I want to keep killing.
I want this. You get a PFC Killers round.
I'll play another one.
That isn't me and Genji.
I was about to kill you.
I'm aware. I'm aware.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not see you don't want to follow me cooking for you like it's gate zero
You zero is that what we find?
No
He's doing the blunder boosie challenge to oh
My god, oh my goodness. Oh, I'm dead
You got this cocoa.
You got this cocoa.
Let him cook. Let him cook.
Let him cook, boys.
Use it now that he's right behind you.
Oh.
Oh, how did you do that?
Oh, how does he not get shot?
What?
Oh my god, I'm gonna swear he was dead.
Is Coco deaf?
Oh, he's much better.
He's much better.
He's much better.
I got him!
I got him!
Now my burger is gonna be called now my burger is gonna be called now now I'm
gonna stop Coco put his armor on there we go there it is also fuck you
Someone's drinking water next to me.
Oh, so fuck you.
Let him cook. Let him cook.
Let him cook, boys.
Shalk in all coconut.
Shalk it off.
Who to the top floor and then go through the hole on the right?
These are the rafters. These are the rafters.
The rafters are the top.
The rafters are the top.
The rafters are the top.
Ah!
Hopefully these guys don't know what rafters or the top means.
You're doing great keep the team motivated keep the team a rally
I don't even know what the plan is.
Coconut, do you have a plan?
Coconut, do you have a plan?
Uncle, do you need to know where the extraction is?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
You don't even know where you're going!
Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
We need to know where you're going
What's even the game plan
We need to get this fucker out of here.
We need to get this fucker out of here.
My burger's gonna get cold.
Oh my god, oh my god.
He's so fucked.
Oh my god, he's so dead.
Oh my god.
No way!
the gun.
No way!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let him go, let him go!
Where'd you go with the briggin' ugly name?
Fuck! Fuck!
Fucking shit!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
That was actually coming back. May I commend the determination and Valor?
Oh man. By the way, I know you didn't really know this, but that was the boss the entire
time you laughed just cooking grenades and throwing them at you. Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, I'm a guy that I died to as a fucking bomb like...
Lock and load, Coco! The fight's on over yet!
Time to give the covenant their bomb back. Oh
God
Alright save me. Oh, you're gonna kill this round. I'll put it on
Guys, what a guy if you're gonna kill this round my burgers
Yeah, fuck your burger fuck your burger fuck your burger
Gonna fuck your mom's burger. All right, all right. I'm gonna put my cock in it
one and he died. He got a kill to a plane another round. And then he died.
They took, I'm not going to lie to you. I didn't know what your plan was.
That's why I was asking if you need some help because you just kind of run around.
Yeah. I was trying to look for the green lights like a fucking escape.
The green light. What's the green light? I don't know.
Isn't there green lights where you got to follow the green light?
I don't know who you've been talking to.
Okay, okay, so this chat about dude they said follow the green light this chat has just been I'm not even gonna look at this chat anymore
Me over and over again. Don't go to the light coconut. Don't go to the line
You want to look for the big numbers on the walls and you see zero or three your next year extract?
Mm-hmm, I'll tip for you. No tip
No tip
Hold up, let me see.
It's fine, it's fine.
My burger's no good to me.
We're all good, we're all good.
It's not gonna be cold, we're fine, we're fine.
Same, same bet.
You get a PMC kill that isn't BMT, I'm off another one.
I'll go forever, I'll go forever.
I'll go until the machine gets in the universe.
If I get to kill everything, every game, you'll be on forever.
I'll be on forever, I will be on forever.
Let's go, let's go 40 on 3.
Let's ride!
I
Don't kill everyone so there's no one left to kill no go go go
No!
Whoa, stop!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Thanks for the advice on the laptop.
Uh, Jilla sent Happy Birthday for mine to yours.
We shot by birthday.
That's not you guys.
He's up here, he's up here, come up here, come up here!
What where your name, please come up here. I'm calling my name. Yes
What the fuck was that
He's going to the extract you he's just picked you. Yeah
I killed him. I killed him. You're saying I'm from another game. You're saying I'm from another game pussy. You're never leaving. You're never leaving
Dude, he literally brought in a rocket launcher to kill you that I saw that I saw that
Oh shit
Ooh easy.
Get outta here!
Um, he doesn't have anything.
Ooh, that's a KS-23. Hold on.
That's a nice one.
Oh, we do this guy all the way at the end.
All the way at the end of the Great Bridge.
Okay, we're coming into second floor.
I got no legs, Lieutenant Dan!
We're both dead.
I need to cross this door, but I only got no legs!
Wait, is that you?
I'm going for it. Yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. I'm going for it.
Edward.
Well, I think I was a scab all the way down and I killed it.
Let's.
I
Want to be gay bottle be or skin Adelaide
Do you have good loot let's go go I
Got a level five armor for that guy. Oh never mind. I had no place perfect
I got no legs. No, I got no legs
It's okay, we've had it bad.
I didn't get this cool soccer, the little ass kids waiting for you to do these things
have menace.
Oh fuck, who's that?
Who's that?
I don't know.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Thank you for your attention, how would you do it, boy?
Are you guys over by medical?
Yeah, maybe we just get out.
Okay.
Fuck you, Gigi.
Don't even think about it.
I'm something.
even think about it I'd like this whole place up all right I'll air this whole
bit down
the hell is that
I'll air these b**** out I swear to God
come on Coco come on Coco
I'll cover it I'll cover it
I'm going in there and I'm literally killing every human being in the counter factory.
I'm not leaving a single kill for you.
I forgot, is it KS-23? Boom cha cha, boom cha cha, or is it boom, boom, boom?
I don't remember actually, I haven't used it in so long.
Or it's boom cha cha, boom cha cha, wait, you think it's better to use?
Fuck it, we're using the KS-23. I got Shrap 10, isn't that like crazy?
Oh yeah, 87 damage, 11.
Boom cha cha
That's just a lot of 87 damage with eight projectiles. That's 600 something damage in one shot
I'm pretty sure this can one shot somewhere in the leg
What's this one shot somewhere in the leg?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's right
He's getting to his rack. I was a team of life. Oh, and Mrs. Silent. What a good man. Good man. Thank you,
my boy. Thank you, Mr. Ruga Ruga. Thank you, my boy. I'll get some water.
I already got it. I mean, I forgot today. I forgot today. I forgot to get some of the
plates for armor. No, you know the rules of the shotgun factory, pal. You only bring in
You earned your food around here.
You see back in Kentucky for old times, yes sir, yes sir, there's a delight.
I'm ready.
Let's go.
It's your thing.
It's your thing.
I'm killing everyone.
You're not gonna see a guy.
You're not even gonna see a single person.
Yeah.
Let's see about that, buddy.
You're not gonna see anyone.
You're not gonna see anyone.
You're gonna kill again?
I'm on for another round.
That's where I got it.
If you're the reason I'm
going to get those kills, no, no, no, no, no.
I've already locked in an agreement
that I should not have agreed to.
It's fair. No, I've already
locked in an agreement that I should not have agreed to.
Fuck you, coconut.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck your burger, man.
You are eating that shit.
I'm gonna kill.
I'm just gonna run and kill someone.
AND FRIED!
I
Want to shoot you come go. Okay. This is me right here. I'm gonna do a little thing
Oh
Please God have to go die. Oh for the love of all things holy, please go go die
Please die immediately
Please die immediately.
Please God, please God, please God.
Please, please, please, please.
Oh
No, no, no, no
Oh, thank goodness. Oh, thank goodness. I was so worried about my burger. I was so worried about my burger. Oh my goodness
Well, Coco and Izzy, it's been a good one. It's been a good one. Don't leave!
It's been a good one boys. I'm eating my burger and I'm taking this shit
After you with Coco, did you?
did you did you I don't even know if she played that rain she was
sorry I didn't realize I was muted we could go to you kill one I don't know
there's a thing I he bled out and died I don't know oh no he did well I killed
one he did kill I killed one I killed one now let me see your kill screen let
me see I'm going back to you by the way
I'll go back to your body, I'll go back to your body.
Oh, he killed one, did he?
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
That's weird!
Ah! That's weird!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, he brought out, he brought out!
Mr. Nell!
Sir no the third sir. No, sir. No kills the seven. It's like dr.
Mengus is a fucking bitch dr. Mengus will not be spoken ill of he's the fucking piece of shit
You know it fuck yourself fuck yourself die in the game of course. All right
All right. See you later guys
letter P
Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night.
All right, boys. I'm getting off. I'm getting off.
I'm getting off. I'm getting off.
Good night, gang. Have a good one. Have a good one, gentlemen.
I'm about to go enjoy the tastiest of burgers.
The tastiest of burgers the tastiest of fries it would be a Macklin it would be
synth-lating
Good night gang. Have a good one. Good night everyone. Have a good night now
Good night gang. Have a good one
Good night everyone for tomorrow. I don't know what would do it. We're just gonna wing it. How about a salad?
Fuck yourself, Tosrack. Fuck yourself. I'm having a meal fit for a cake!
Burger! Rocks! Dr. Pepper! All right, Pa! Earned it! Hard work, work!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's about, oh yeah, it's about to go down. It's about to go down. It's about to go down.
Not even Burger King. I think Burger King is open at night.
Because that shit is MIRROR. That shit is ASKED.
Also, I don't want my door down a driver, dying in the lobby with all the helpers people fighting each other.
Alright, good night everyone. Good night, gang. Have a good one. Good night. Good night now.
Good night now. Good night now, gang. Rest up now, rest up. You ready? Let's see you now, gang.
good night, good night now, good night everybody, have a good one, good night now gang, rest
up rest easy now gang, have a good one, good night now, good night everyone, good night
now dude good night have a good one everybody good night now I'm glad
everybody good night again have a good one good night everybody
kids out
good night good night