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ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS | HUTCHMF | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
06-03-2026 · 8h 57m
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Let's go! Let's go!
It is a beautiful day gentlemen a beautiful day firstly let me start off by saying I
I have acquired 12 new Purdue Rangers and would like to take a quick sip with the gang.
Cheers boys, cheers gentlemen.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, the nectar of the gods, as beautiful as the first day I met her, as beautiful as
the first day I met her.
Ah, Justin Succulent.
Now boys, I have a quick question.
We're actually, I need some answers.
I need some answers, okay?
I need some help here.
I need veteran Tarkov help here,
because I have 6,000 hours.
I've got 6, oh, so you're right here.
5,657 hours.
And I am perplexed.
I have no idea what happened.
I have a question.
before the stream today?
No life there?
That's actually pretty low for Tarkov, pal.
That's actually pretty low.
That's actually pretty low, pal.
I know a lot of you guys are major Tarkov guys just yet.
You will, by the way.
You will be.
That's pretty low.
That's pretty low.
I have a real question I need from real Tarkov hardcore
veterans, because I still don't know what happened.
Today, before the stream, I was thinking,
I said, listen, I'm level 18.
I think I was level 17 at the time.
I'm such a low level, I'm so far behind.
I need to catch up with my friends.
I need to catch up with the rest of the gang
so that we can be competitive.
You know, whatever, whatever, who's he, who's he?
I then found out about the transit exploit thing you can do.
thing you can do, where if you transit from one map to another map without going back
to the lobby, it multiplies your xp so I spent 3 hours transiting to 15 different maps!
15!
I even killed Kalate at his entire game.
His game.
And I got like 16,000 XP.
That's it!
16,000?
I think I leveled up one time!
One time!
What happened?
What did I do wrong?
What did I do wrong, gentlemen?
What happened?
What went wrong?
Somebody with more knowledge and experience
tell me what happened.
Mmm. Mmm. They fixed it. They nerfed it. Passed. When was that? I googled this stuff
fucking today. When did they pass that? When was that passed? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Today, an hour ago?
No, I didn't say three hours ago.
One minute ago, before stream, are you pregnant?
Today, I don't believe you guys, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
Obviously, I'll tell you what really happened.
I'll tell you what really happened.
The deep state, the deep state has agents.
This is what really happened.
The deep state has agents, okay?
They saw that my power was growing too high, too powerful.
They knew that if I was able to pull off the transit exploit
and gain 20 levels, that I would truly be unstoppable.
So they sent agents above my house
with a cloaked B2 bomber with hovering technology.
They then sent a light beam, just like they
did for that guy's Nintendo in his Mario speedrun.
to change one number in the decibels of numbers in my computer
to make it so that the XP was 16,000 instead of 1.6 million.
That is what happened.
That is what happened.
That is what happened.
That's what happened today.
That's what happened today.
Big facts, big facts, big facts, big facts.
I'm actually going to google it though, is the transit exploit patched?
Hmm, yes the transit exploit and escape from talk-
No, that's not talking about something else, that's talking about when you alt-f4 it.
No, that's not talking about that!
Is the transit XP exploit patched?
Yes, the primary transit- No, that's still talking about-
That's still saying, that's still talking about the alt-f4 thing.
The fourth thing, guys, guys, what happened?
Why didn't I get 1.6 million XP?
Seriously guys, what happened?
What happened?
Guys, somebody tell me for reals,
because I spent three and a half hours
and I completely wasted my entire day doing that.
Someone tell me!
Someone tell me!
It's because you're bad.
Dems hate you, they patch it.
Guys, that doesn't make any sense.
Are you telling me that it doesn't multiply your XP anymore?
I just saw a guy like 3 days ago show that he had 3 million xp in one ray
Ah you guys don't know nothing
You don't know nothing, you don't know nothing, you don't know nothing
Fuck you guys, fuck all of you
Fuck that guy, fuck that guy, fuck Adam, fuck Chrome, fuck Pymas, fuck Daniel, fuck Toxic, fuck Sue
Fuck Delta, fuck Logan, fuck Josh, fuck Lukacs, fuck Logan again, I saw his name again, fuck
Mr. Squirrel, fuck Gray, fuck Mr. Vader, fuck you, fuck that guy, fuck you, fuck you, fuck
you, fuck that guy, fuck you, fuck that guy, fuck that guy twice, fuck you, fuck that guy.
I should have gotten 1.6 million XP, I was wrong!
I WAS WON! That was my entire fucking day!
And now we're here.
And now we- and it's time to play the game!
And it's time to play the game!
Alright, let me give you some hugs.
One moment, Dave. One moment, one moment, one moment.
Uh-mm...
He should be around here somewhere, lurking.
Oh, there he is!
Mr. Hunch!
Mr. Hunch?
Hello? Hello?
Hello!
Hello Mr. Hutz! How are you on this fine day?
I'm doing fantastic.
I didn't think Tarkov would be what we're playing,
but oh, how'd the turntables, huh, Hutz?
Let me tell you something, Hutz. It has been reignited.
like the fiery phoenix i was telling the boys it has been reignited prepare for
scorched earth across the entire game i am back i am back and i'm here to
dominate and eviscerate every last enemy on the battlefield
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I feel that I
Want you to know I am poor. I'm homeless. I have nothing I
Think I all I have is packers and depression ah
Package also, thank you yet again, you know you so graciously
always get
people talking shit about you when somehow I get sucked in I just want to
say thank you for that yet again no problem hey appreciate that I forgot to
tell you but
No, no, let me take it.
Yeah, hold on now.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
So many right here, baby.
Let me take it.
Let me take it.
Bring it over.
Oh my gosh.
I just realized all my key binds are going to be different.
be different. No, they saved them for a long time ago. They saved them for a long time ago.
I'm on a different computer. Do you see my message? Let me look. Go ahead. Go ahead.
What a beautiful day. What a beautiful world. We're gonna have a great night tonight. I
already feel it. I feel it. I feel it in my bone. I'm telling you, by the way, I heard
that Clokesy was 50-50 on wanting to join us. Is that true?
I think he's going to come and join. Yeah, I think he is. He said, and I quote, I am
poor and you two are only going to make me lose everything. And I said, can't wait to
see you tonight.
He lose everything. He's never even played this game. He has nothing.
See, that's what I said. He's like, oh, we're going to have to do the pocket watch. We're
going to have to do this was like so we're going to have to have a good time. You're
so afraid of having a good time. I should have watched yesterday.
What the hell are you watching? Are you up? Are you up Chad?
No, I'm level five. I opened this game. I was one of the first players actually who
got into the server. Yeah. And then I got an immediate bug that wouldn't let me progress
any farther or get experience so I quit. Ah, perfect. That's great to hear. That's so great
to hear. I'm glad to hear that, boss. I'm so glad to hear that. Thank you so much. So
if a Goopa can get a gun, okay? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he ain't gotta like
that over here. No, he ain't gotta like that over here. Okay. You invited me over for crackers?
I thought we were at least going to have some food here or something.
Hey, hey, we ain't got that, we ain't got to like that over here.
We ain't got to like that over here.
So bullshit.
No, sir.
No, sir, we ain't got that like that.
I bet you you have more money than I do.
I have 200k.
I have 342.
We go have a great time.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
It's something about the inventory.
It's already, am I supposed to be erect right now?
Is that normal?
Something about it, get you going.
Get you into a jambles, tickles your fancy.
Let's, what makes you want to jump up and go, hooray.
Do we go on a starting scav run?
Do we, is that, is that against the law?
Against the law?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But let's start it off great then.
Let's start it off with a quick step on Johnny.
You know what's insane?
I think this might be the first time we've ever played
Parkoff together.
I think it might be.
I think it might be.
So don't hold me back, will you?
OK.
So don't hold me back.
I want you to understand something.
I want you to understand something.
No, I want you to understand something.
I want you to understand something.
I am the team!
That's what you're saying!
I am the team leader.
You will not have more hours.
You say, Alhaha, you have more hours.
really how many hours you got
seventy five hundred it's not
about hours exactly pussy it's
no no no no no no no no no no no no
this week this week what is seventy
five hundred hours of Socrates reading
books to someone with 75 hours, 75,000 hours reading books that can't read.
They're not the same.
You wouldn't have said or I would have understood what you said, but fuck you.
What is 7500 hours of Socrates reading books to someone who can't read
reading books for 7500 hours?
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
It goes. Yeah, you got it
Just because you have more hours does not mean you learn and better much as I did
a top five player you what I'm a top five a
What?
Top five what go what I'm a goat at this game. I am better than everyone
I'm gonna name the people who I think are better than me one. Maybe maybe landmark
two glorious three Jesus or I'd be the end of my list straight 24k vibe and
that's it those are the only people I'm better than let me name who is better
than me okay starting off no one no one is better than me so I will be the team
leader I will be the team leader all right for the guy I want to be the
assistant to the TV assistant to the regional team leader. Okay, I'm down. I will accept.
I will accept. I will be minute. I will accept. I will be minute. Now close. He is talking
in my chat. So I don't know if he wants to play or not. But I close. See if you do want
to play, just text me. Text me in my discord. Okay. All right. Okay. I probably should have
been getting a kit ready.
I'm but I didn't know we're doing a scam.
We're doing a scam.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
We will be going to join us.
He is downloading Tarkov as we speak.
And I think it's going to be great.
Can you message me on discord what your name is in the game?
Yeah, sure.
Oh, that's so great.
Oh, thank you so.
Oh, that's so great.
Oh, that's so great.
So let me tell you, you've got a lot to learn in this game.
and I will be your mentor.
I will be Gandhi.
You will be, I will be Gandhi
and you will be like a reformed felon, okay?
I'm gonna teach you how to be good.
Try and un-reform felon.
I'm gonna make you reform felon.
But in the game, skill-wise.
All right, I don't think this analogy works as well
as I thought it would.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, hold on, no, I'm gonna be,
I'm, I'm, I'm, hold on, who am I?
I'm hold on. I'm hold on. Wait a second. Hold up. You know you're Osama bin Laden and no wait hold on
That doesn't work. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, hold on. Let me let me think of a say I can get this analogy
It's on the tip of my tongue. I'm gonna figure out a good one
Okay, you are like gang is calm and I'm a Roddy master that you blinded but is really skillful
No, wait, I don't know about that guy. I don't know about that guy
Okay. Okay. I'll be I'll be the guy from karate kid and you be the karate kid. I'm gonna
mentor you and how to do karate but affordly talk off. There we go. That is I do I was
right. I do. I was about to be there. You guys, I do. I was about to be there. I knew
I was almost there. I was almost there. I was. Oh, yeah. I missed a Miyagi in this
in this bitch. I missed me in
this bitch and you're Karate
again. All right. Okay. All
right. Ten four, boss. Ten
four. I sent you my name. That
is a beautiful name. Is that is
that friends? Is that European?
It's Norwegian, actually. Oh,
good heavens. Oh, that's so
great to hear. How do I add
friends? I thought it was in
the messenger. It used to be
that I don't know that's that's free that's your own journey that's your own
that's my own that's my own okay I said to a friend request but if you go to
messenger at the bottom right and then you go to friends at the bottom of the
messenger that's where I went
okay it's in the 66 friend request you want to go ahead and send me your name
I can see it I have
572 friend requests. Oh, no, it's not some it's showed is it? No, it is the buggy lane to one
Okay, yes, that is right. That is right
hmm
Oh, Mr. Boston, Mr. Stain and Mr. Spock
I can just sit through this paper one here
Good, I've been
And Mr. Cap, Cap, I've been taking some points
It's been good, I've been
And Mr. Goldie, but we're talking to the boy, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy.
Would you like me to leave the party since I am the smartest and better looking?
No, I'm the smartest and better looking, and don't worry.
The reasons you want to leave the party, I've already taken camp.
Don't need to worry about it.
Good, thank you.
Well, where do you want to...
I guess we can't say that loud, but where do you like to scab to for a quick cho-vibe?
Oh, wo-ba! They say.
you know what I should go here a quick to all fuck I just went without you hold
on hold on miss him but hold on miss us but wait a minute I may write jump my
right jump my right hmm let me tell you some hunts let me tell you some I am the
demolisher I never died you know I said he the entire day estate didn't I want
that really yeah yeah yeah oh my gosh you won't believe it what the White House
has the the the White Castle in our house White Castle has vending machine
sliders that you can get in airports now holy shit oh my god oh my goodness
first off of course you would be the first person on planet Earth to get that
information you fat bitch secondly wow what a time to be alive what a time to be
alive really is the greatest oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness
wow I mean imagine being born in like 1452 and the greatest thing to ever
happen to you is not dying before the age of 17 now we have white castle
the sliders in a fitting machine.
In a fitting machine.
Oh my goodness.
I love it.
I love it here.
Fabius.
I love it here.
Fabius.
Fabius.
Oh, wow.
Starting here.
OK.
What did you hear that?
What did you hear that bottom?
It's got one or more errors occurred in valid matching operation.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect perfect perfect just join that up buzz join back on up. I have seen those problems when you run scabs specifically
So don't worry about dad
Okay, oh, mr. Ant Bob over 25 is one good man. Good. Uh, man
Thank you, my boy. Please need you my boy
And mr. Baggy Bob over there's a boy good man. Good. Uh, man
Now let me give you my map run down. Okay. Oh one. Okay. We play blue gate stuff
which I tried to do. If we play customs, I will carry. If we play interchange, I will cry.
If we play lighthouse, I will carry. I don't have lighthouse unlocked, neither do you.
Neither do I. Streets of Tarkov, I still, three years later, don't understand how this map works.
You don't need to know how the map works feel the energy around you hot you have to go with
your gut they mean or your penis or your penis that's right your gut or your penis you you
you feel out where the other men are with your gut penis and you say yep I'm gonna shoot
right the face oh let's ride
I
Wait we had but we had I am a still loading objects. Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm
Spotted with the well first time the fp8 years garbage. I just bought with
74 rounds of 7.6 to my 54 BTM. What was that 55 pants? What I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking
You see wait are we already at that time where they're starting to give like us?
slower people better stuff well no, I maybe
I
Don't think there's I've heard there's no wipes anymore. So I don't think there's such thing as could have quote slow anymore
Wait, there's no more wipes. That's what I heard actually. That's what I heard. Yeah, really. This is like 10
prestigious or whatever. That's what I heard. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Hello my friend
Oh
Just a follow way of sex
Why you say like that who are you tired to be well because I was saying hello my friend and then I realized that my key
Mind was was still fucked up, and I couldn't lean and it was a little off. Oh
God, okay. Oh
Where you at? Oh
That wasn't you. Oh my gosh one moment. Let me
This is going to split it already.
All right, I'm gonna go to the fat the fat one
The Kaboom, but come on. Oh
I think it's my view. Is that you?
Is that hot? Is this you?
Hi, I'm muted myself. Is this you? Yes, me?
Oh
The check out check out my cool guy see
Sorry, this is the pain of taking time off can be one second lean right B
We say I
Lean with V and B. Yeah, that's stupid. That's stupid. It also done. Why how is this stupid enough?
Because it makes no sense at all!
How? How?
You just said you'd lean to press instead of hold.
Yeah, but why would I? Where does your thumb rest?
I don't have the arms!
Where does your half-nub rest?
On the gene!
What?
The gene!
What the hell's wrong with you?
What?!
What do you say?
What the hell's wrong with you?
What?
What the hell's wrong with you?
What the hell's wrong with you?
It rests on the G.
G for Gertrude.
G for Gertrude.
What the hell is Gertrude?
Oh, dude, check it out.
I got this thing.
Oh, it's the fire pit.
Look at this.
Look at that.
If you take that, I'll kill you. I'll kill your whole bloodline in the game. Of course
In the game I spawned with a latch key card. We can go to last
By the way by the way by the way by the way really quickly
I'm pretty close to completing the icebreaker quest line and apparently only one person has to do it
And you can bring your whole team icebreaker and people are making like like five or ten mil and like one right down hurt
We have to go in there
100% 100% 100% 100%
All I gotta do is get 20,000 USD cash and give it to mechanic.
I gosh, okay, so we need to we need to make you rich.
Yeah, we need to make me rich.
Okay, I do my stats actually weren't quite a bit. I've been killing killing big chokers. Big chokers.
Nice.
Honestly you want fuck all this let's go. I actually have some quests. I got some quests I gotta do.
Yeah, let's do it.
We okay.
Right.
Let's see if I have any.
Huh.
I forgot.
I'm level five.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
But I guess you can't really do a lot of quests with the scabs.
Oh!
Come on, mommy!
Oh!
Come on!
Instead!
Oh, the squeeze match has good potential.
The squeeze match!
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AdLappin boys!
AdLappin!
EXILLUS RAVE, gentlemen!
EXILLUS RAVE.
No way he killed me with an MP5 with an alcan on it. What is this guy do it's got an idiot?
It's just a stupid person. Yeah. Yeah, how's he going? How's it going?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
When throw that kid on
That's just how the cookie grub will sometimes
That'll happen
Gotta be careful out there. You don't know when it might happen, but it will happen. It will happen. Oh
My new hush that guy was running a fucking MP5 with it. I'll can't scope on it
That was genuinely a dumb motherfucker a stupid stupid man a stupid man was
Stupid ideas and we died to him in one shot. Oh my god. I didn't hit him though, but I put up a fight
No, you put up a fight with his surroundings
Now you understand
Perfect perfect. All right listen find a quest you have to do
I'm gonna look at my I'm gonna look at my thing that I have to do
I just get to the ice maker because we need to get ice mixture by the way
whatever you go to ice because it costs $400,000 ago there each time.
Oh my gosh.
I am still on the you have to go to ground zero to do absolutely
anything in the game phase.
So just the lip of ground zero in there.
Okay.
You like it.
Okay.
Okay.
We can be miserable together.
I absolutely hate that map more than anything else.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't have to get $20,000.
I just have to get the AMG 10 fluid from reserve.
Which I can't do because you don't have fucking reserve
But you actually have a lot of maps unlocked hush this isn't you are such a
liabilities, I thought
You've like almost all of them like I'm not even joking reserves like the only one that I have and you don't
I'm only level five. How do I we don't know take your main quest take your main quest good tasks and then go to guys
Is it to her it's to her how you unlock the next maps? It's to her right it's to her
Tour I have I have saving the mole burning rubber and first in line
No, no, no, no I'm talking about the storyline quests
Go to tour oh
Shit, I think you're one question away from catching up with me boss. He's knocking out real quick
Locate the fallen plane. Oh, yeah, we did that last night for Coco you would do or and tour
Let's get in there.
Locate the entrance to the port terminal.
I don't know where that is, but I don't know what the place is.
The only access port should be through Shoreline.
Yeah, I have GD to do that.
Visit Woods, visit Factory, visit Customs, visit Interchange.
No, that doesn't sound right. Why would you have to visit all those maps? This doesn't make any sense.
Oh fuck if I know boss you're you're the one who knows
Right, how do I know what level of chapter you're on? Oh
God this game is so fucking confusing. All right, okay, okay, let me let me look up
Okay, look up to a quest Tarkov God. Oh my god
I'm telling you the day they put this in here where you don't have to go on Wikipedia is the day
I'm gonna be great the key to off wouldn't it be great. It would be so great
Because we're all gonna go on Wikipedia anyway, it's not like we're not gonna do it.
That's what I'm saying, that's all. I'll never understand that.
It's like not having a map in Daisy, like you're not gonna just Google.
Yeah!
The fucking fucking Daisy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
I genuinely don't know how to help you.
It's okay, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
No, we need to unlock reserve. I don't know how to help you.
I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what does it say?
I'm gonna look at your screen.
What does it say?
You can't look at my screen.
I'm not streaming right now.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Actually, where's my meter 4,000 times?
Listen, listen, listen.
All I have to do right now is what it says.
Locate the plane.
Okay.
And locate the entrance to the port terminal.
Oh, yeah.
I know where the plane is, but I don't know where the entrance on-store line is.
I have no idea where it is.
Let's go do the plane.
Let's go do the plane.
Let's do the plane.
Let's do the plane.
Do you guys know where it is?
Do you guys know where is the terminal thing?
No, Gigi's not playing with us tonight,
unless everybody gets up.
I've already talked with Gigi.
She already has a whole plan for itself.
Go south, wait, is south north or is north south?
Because Gigi reads maps upside down.
I'm guessing the terminal is probably at that gate
on the far side of Shoreline.
Chad, is that correct?
That gate that has all those mines around it.
I know where it is. We're good.
You know what it is? Okay, what you do?
Okay, I'm gonna pick one of those two rounds at random.
Yeah, sounds good.
Okay.
Gosh, let me see.
It's gotta be working up a sweat.
Time to piece this puzzle together.
It really is.
It's like playing Jenga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not really, but yeah, kind of.
Not really no not at all. Not even a little bit actually but yeah kind of yeah
Here we go, all right good to go. Are you ready boys? Let's rock
But it's right
We go right here first. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There we go. I have money to pop on it. Mm-hmm
You've thousands of people putting the pieces together and you guys are still buffoons
perfect
Scholar
It's a scholar
Fuck you, sir. Fuck you. I want to remind you guys for every thousand people telling us how to do it
There's a thousand other fuckers telling us 1,000 ways not to do it. All right, pal. So fuck you
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
How about 1000 fuckers to fuck you?
Fuck you.
Guys, we're all guys.
I already talked with Gigi.
Gigi's playing with Coco tonight.
And then I told her if this hooligan quit early if he gives up, I'll go join those guys.
We already talked, don't worry guys.
Genji and Coco are not playing with us tonight.
Maybe later though.
Maybe later.
Maybe later.
Oh
Get jingy or else. Oh, what are you gonna fuck me? You're gonna fuck me. Oh, what are you gonna do fuck me? What are you gonna fuck me?
Jingy's red. I know jingy's red
We gotta get our money up though. I'm saying we got it. We gotta get our rubles up
We have got to get our rubles up. I'm telling you where we we we have
350 guys rubles. That's like 12 and a half real dollars. We got to get our
money up. We got to get our money up ASAP. Oh my goodness.
Hmm.
Officer do not miss officer. I'll run month and let you have profit. No, no, no, no.
glory is taken is not given we will get the money the classic way the original
way the good way why is cocoa further than you he is he is not further than I
am no he's not stream is lagging p that's because you're getting half a
a megabyte of internet through a straw.
Just your side, you motherfucker!
Wouldn't it be pretty obvious if it was on my side?
Oh.
Mmm.
You're so handsome.
Eee.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
A couple of blue steels for you.
Now here's a couple of baggrooms.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir, you're very kind.
You're too kind.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh that cowboy hat fits right on something you good sir. Thank you good sir had a tailor just in my head
They've my water mellone for example
It's like a glove let me tell you this thing don't slip I
Not to bold it's under the cowboy hat. It's under the cowboy hat unless it's made like a lion
Say it.
Mmm.
Mmm.
He only reads Twitch.
That's because half the YouTube chat
is just telling me I only read Twitch.
And genuinely, it's so hard to read YouTube chat
that it's half the time complaining
that I don't read YouTube chat
and then there's nothing to read.
That's genuinely the truth.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Wave at us now you're being a racist now you're being racist YouTube chat now you're being a racist now you're being racist
That's not true in whatever it is true it is
Oh, Mr. Cat Keeks and Mr. Bear.
My mother thinks one's good, man, good, uh, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Are you balding that?
No, I'm not balding.
Good question, good question.
Breaking leg, Peter.
Once again, races.
Now let's, oh, we're still not ready.
Still not used to the four and a half business days
it takes to get to each of these games.
Still not used to it just yet.
Still not used to it just yet.
The cues are just as great as ever.
Well, actually, the cues are fixed,
But unfortunately, because we're streamers,
we have to do certain precautions
that don't let us utilize the new fast QA system.
Yeah.
They actually are very fast.
I played offline today
and I got it in like two minutes, I bet that was easy.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
So, just know that there is a fix.
We just can't use it.
Yeah, wonderful.
Isn't that a treat?
A sweet delight.
A sweet delight.
A sweet little treat.
Well, let me tell you, Mr. Hunter,
Wait, what'd you bring in?
Let me take a look at your kit here, let's see.
Ah, M4A1, no attachments with the handle still on top.
ABS, oh, a blue helmet.
Oh my goodness, when I go into heavily
one of the areas in the middle of warfare,
what I do is I wear the bluest helmet I can find
to blend in with the trees of course.
Thank you.
Good thinking.
Finally.
Somebody complimenting my genius.
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
With either that or I wear no helmet and even a gust of wind will take me down.
You do realize the blue helmet is level three, all right?
Unless they're using a gust of wind in a bucket.
Well, if they are, I'm good.
Usha percent of the time.
Usha.
Usha.
Usha.
You know what?
I do need to remember, this isn't the start of a wife as well.
Not anyone is literally using-
Exactly.
I'm not even doing this results. You'd be better if you just drop that happen
Yeah, I will find out that it's a good call. It's good call. Good. I mean it might stop scabs. I stopped down
Hmm bike died to a scav P
Just kicked me from the party. Okay. By the way, I can I can decrease server loading times
Just know if I do it increase the streams. I can't
Yeah
This is actually taking forever. We're already on seven minutes and 15 seconds and we're still looking for server
Yeah
Fod fod
Back out reload no we've already dedicated so much time to you already dedicated seven and a half minutes of our lives
Yeah, we can't leave now. We can't leave now
You kidding me? Give up now?
Our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfathers fought wars!
Amen.
Cock-a-lanches! We're gonna give up out to eight minutes of a loading speed! Absolutely not!
Absolutely not!
Oh my goodness. I would rather have butt sex with huts next week on Tuesday at 3.15pm at my house.
Don't bring pants. I need extra loom. I'm all out. That's our series.
There it is. That's how she is. I'm not gonna give you
I'm not fucking even. I'm not fucking even. This is a top of game.
This is a top of game.
Hmm.
Coconut paid 250 last night. Oh my god. Cocoa is hooked.
Cocoa is hooked. Cocoa is hooked.
Coconut is really hooked. He's hooked. He's hooked.
He's done. He's done for. He's gone. He's gone forever. Gone forever. Aaron Hernandez.
He's gone. He's gone. What?
Please. Are Aaron Hernandez dead?
Oh, wait. I know he's a baseball player, but I only know him from the meme.
Is he chill? Is he a cool guy?
right? Hmm. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, he was. No, he's a baseball player. I remember from
the meme. I remember a guy was hitting a baseball and he goes God forever and and and is. Oh
my god. Is that meme based off of him being dead? Is that what I've been saying this whole
fucking time yep oh my god oh my god I
I was making fun of someone fucking
dying I thought he was a baseball player
and he was hitting the ball and it was
like godfrappled like in his day
is yes that ball is gone forever and so
is
man that stuff that's the whole premise of the you know oh yeah well mommy my bad
my I thought he was a baseball player they hit a bunch of whole runs and like
you would like quote or whatever you know what I'm jumping mommy mommy oh
apparently he was a murderer he was a murderer God forever and then that if
you ever see he literally went he literally went to the car yeah it's a
There's a Netflix documentary on it, I believe. I think that's where I watched it.
Went to the car, shot a guy, picked the bullet up, put it in his bubblegum, threw it out on the scene,
left the bubblegum wrapper in the car with the bubblegum and just returned it.
Did you imagine? He returned the guy? No, the car, like he literally got bubblegum,
chewed up the bubblegum, took the bullet casing, put the casing in the bubblegum that he was chewing,
and then left all the wrappers and stuff in the rental car when he turned it back in.
Basically saying, here's everything you need.
Jesus Christ. Well, on the right side, we just found a server.
No, 11 minutes after searching. Okay, I'm changing it after this raid.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to do it as what it is. We'll deal with it.
He found a server where I actually go again now. Thank God.
All right. So I'm still cool to say God forever, Aaron Hernandez, correct?
I'm still cool to say that.
I think that's pretty accepting.
Yep. Thank God.
I'm telling you, I swear to God, I thought it was a baseball player
and like he was really good at hitting home runs.
And so you just say, and Hernandez, like, you know, like, when you,
when you do a three-pointed, you go, Kobe, Kobe, you're talking about Kobe.
I thought it was like that. I thought it was like that.
Yeah. I thought that was like that.
It'll happen
Oh
Oh my god, you support and so ugly. Oh my god. You saw me poor. Oh my look at that
There's a stock M4A1 you pick up at a Walmart. I'm level 5 P. I'm trying over here
Why is the Cypress Gap shooting? Are they shooting at us?
Yeah, these are the snaps that spot over there that I can shot, they're mine.
Okay. Let me turn my hacks down. Let me turn my hacks down.
Here we go. I'm just gonna go hit the plane, right?
mhm hm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm hm mhm.
Yo, you're cooked, Peter. He's also poor, not that poor, pal. Not that poor.
Not that poor. Not that poor.
Alright? I'm LA 10th poor.
Alright?
This guy...This guy is...
...middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere-under-a-bridge-boy.
I've got the finest tent in all of LA.
I've got an iPhone...I got the latest iPhone. I've got iPhone 17.
Smoking the purest crack in all of LA.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I was gonna say the state of LA on that last part, but I wasn't certain.
And I-I-I-I know it's California, but I'm only 99.999% certain.
But sometimes the states in the-in the series confuse me.
Time to think about it for a second. That's why I just said LA again.
Hmm
All right, well we get
Hi, hard to stay close all right
I'm right next to you right behind. I know you like to get a little distracted, but pop up feet
It's gonna take care and don't be scared. Don't be scared. Oh my god. There's a real guy
He's a real guy this real guy. I'm joking. I'm joking
Go to the plane. He's right. He's right for you. You see what I'm looking. He's about 60 meters
Oh, he's hit the blade, he's hit the blade, he's hit the blade!
Oh, he's fucking massive!
He's huge, he's huge!
He's okay, he turned around, he turned around, he gave up, he gave up!
Yeah, I see him, I see him, I see him.
Got him!
Nice shot, D.
One shot.
One.
Nail.
Peanut, you shot 15 times, what do you mean?
One shot, one kill.
Yeah, but an empty gun.
It only took one bullet to kill him.
The other bullets exist when warrants starts.
Now hear me out, I know that you probably deserve that, but you think maybe I can get the gun or something?
No! Also the guns in M800 or M700, you want this, boss. You want this. You want this. You want this.
You want this. Wait, wait, you want, you want, take his arm it, take his arm it. Take his arm it.
I can't, I can't. I have ABS on, no backpack. You keep it, you keep it.
Oh, yeah, I'll go back in back for me for me for me. Did you touch the plane?
Take your quest make sure it tells you nothing else to do before we go
Well, you know what you can wear this helmet since you brought that stupid blue one is true, I will take
You go nice right there
Thank you. Oh my gosh. Ask traitors about the fallen plant. Okay. I'm good. Okay. I see we passed by lumber mill kill mr.
Sturbust. He's for extra loot. And then we get that we think boss
I don't have to come back here and do this shit again. No, I don't think so. Wait guys. He can die, right?
I believe you can die
You're a lot of the new question a lot of die on that's like old question. They could have all the new question
You could die
Sounds good to me. Hmm. He can't die
He can die.
Oh, thanks, guys.
Thanks for the insides, Coop.
Yeah, he can kill him.
We're just not going to die either way, hunch.
He thinks he's ain't got nothing on us.
Come on.
Hang on.
That's not all me.
The B-Soulfish says I'm...
Hang on.
That's not all me.
Well, I was going to get this sweet M-700 that I told you was crap.
It'd be obvious.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
How do we get to where he went?
I wonder if I can attach this to my SVD.
Nah, why not? Oh wait, someone just sat down after you, he left.
I heard that as far.
Come here, come here, come here.
If you go above the rocks, or you go on left.
I went left, I went left.
I'm peeping for that shot.
Yep, her boss. Yes, sir
I'm peeping but I'm not seeing
Um, I think it was way deeper like other side of the mill deeper. No, I don't think it was that deep
I think it was just a really strong silence. I think it was on this water right here
Okay, see the angle would make any sense for the other side
Yeah, I didn't really hear it too. Well, I think my audio is a little fuck
You know this time, right?
You know that little mound right at the water that you snipe the stripper she had?
Yeah.
He's got to be right there, 100%.
Oh, God.
Oh, he's asleep.
Is he going up?
Let's see if that's going to be him.
I'm back of my left on your shoulder. I'm a little further back.
I think it's a scav.
It's a scav, a scav, a scav.
I'll be tearing up the sandwich gun.
Let's see it.
Got him!
Move, move, move.
Come on, my son.
There are people to see.
He paces me.
So we're definitely in the number bills matter. Yeah, I agree.
People the other side, people the other side.
With you?
Oh, this is intense.
I'm with you, sir.
Oh, stay close to me, stay close to me.
They're not seeing anything in the red side of the lamp. Are you safe? Are you safe?
Yeah, I disagree.
There's definitely someone jerking in the rubber mill.
Yeah, there's someone close.
What if he's in that house right there?
No, I don't think so.
Maybe.
I'm just gonna take a little peek. Big check, big check.
Yeah, sounds good.
We have an airdrop coming in. Might be worth grabbing.
Her baby third chance. Oh, this is Captain Jett. I think he might actually be at the boss
the boss
You see me here?
Oh my god!
Jesus, you're alive.
You scared the poop out of me.
Die!
I'm by the logs.
I think we used too much.
uh that drops pretty close to us we just have to turn around and go back if you want it
mmm those could be like food crates is every word they give me
the device is a lot more fun yeah well i don't know if the boss is actually up i had someone
took that sniper and i have trying to aim with iron sights that'll happen that'll happen where you
You know what you can have it by you can have it
Sure
It's good to keep the boxes here
One scab to our left inside that little red hangar
oh I see like I would take one of the guards right behind that wood log pile
on the left it is one of the guards it's like it's real person it might be real
person as well whatever he's beefy he's beefy
Be careful
Are you sure I just heard
Yeah, no, I know that guy's definitely that that guy's
Yeah, no that guy's that guy is definitely sure there's an invisible wall in this
Are you sure wasn't a boss?
I might have been the guard but I think it was a guy. Oh wait hold up is it?
Yeah
Yeah, that was just a regular scale
My mounting key bind is on my V so every time I press it I'm mounting whatever I'm near
perfect perfect
No, this is real plan. We're good boxes in here. Oh, yes
Oh, she was moving.
She was moving my leg.
She was inside there.
She was inside the thing.
Oh, I see his leg.
Ted!
Pick!
Ah!
Oh, I missed.
Are you gonna deal with that guy?
I'm gonna rob the squads
Another scab out son
in a book, full of knowledge.
Oh my God, this guy was using 10 round Augmags.
Bless his soul.
We, yeah, we'll smell ya.
We'll smell ya.
We'll smell ya.
We will smell you, good sir.
Don't feel bad, I'm poor too.
Ah!
You know what I mean?
But that does make me feel like a big door, but still am I oh thank God guys. Don't worry. I'm just bored. We're good
Hi, let's proceed
Everybody yeah, yeah, I'm inside the
That main area where the scabs were I just see you guys this you just be right out
I'm sure someone lay down. I'm sure someone lay down. Here's what right here the left
I just heard that for sure.
I'm gonna search the couch and you can go be back.
Yes, I'm gonna go.
I forget that we're playing a game that actually benefits you to search things.
Okay, pal.
Yep, you're in steering, you're in steering.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I'm not used to it, truly.
The only thing you can get is a bobcat.
That's what I'm saying, like, it's weird being like,
oh, I want to search these people.
Mm-mm-mm.
Little something, little something.
Not good.
Focus this, Cap.
You got this, boss.
You got this.
I killed whatever it was.
Maybe a little something, something right here.
Oh, $6,000.
Oh, $58.
Dude, I need that white armor, don't I?
You do the effort quest, yeah, and it ties
But what happened what happened he got the white arm
P price here be a diary. I think that likes me
That's Wednesday
Hodge was looking at me hodge was looking at me and I could destroy weak me even though it might have been a hair design
See you again tomorrow diary
the third peanut
I got a lamp I got a lamp
Here's some some
Oh, I got a Rolex. Oh my god. We'd be dripping. I'm gonna be dripping. Oh, I'm dripping. I'm dripping. I'm dripping
Oh my I
Heard you man. I'm over here looting bullshit. Come on. We gotta get out of here boys
Yep. Yep. Yep. I'll catch up. I'll catch up. I'm a little fat anyways. I can't I can't run so you just got to be okay
I'm not that fat. No, I'm only like a two kilograms over
I
Want to give you a gift
What's the gift I want to give you the ballsack magazine
Use it was he treat it with respect and it will respect you. I don't want your wiener take it back
You know
Yeah, we got to stop at this hut up here. Why?
You did play talk about whether I know every yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Know it all I know every quest. I've gotten capital like six times. Oh
Maybe next time you should get six friends. Huh? What about that quest if you complete that question?
I
Had a big show
I follow me gig follow me guys
But I will say I will say out of those six times. How many times I would got it legitimately
once
What would be other times was like hey, I would hate if someone queued into my raid and walked in front of me
Yeah, I just got
Yeah, I've gotten Kappa like two or three times. I know I got at least two. I don't know if I got third time.
I see how my first wife I got Kappa and tracksuit and not when it was 50 kills like a pussy.
I got it when it was a hundred kills. No events all wrong. I don't I don't have that patience. I've never gotten tracks it never
I don't have that patience I can't go in there and fight
Killa who's running slide tackling me through doors and won't shut me like I lose my fucking mind
But I can go to labs and fucking hard carry there
We should go straight to last week. I mean we don't have labs. I'm gonna gun. I need it. We would have to transit there
We don't have it unlocked. Oh
That's how that works now. Mm-hmm. Well unless we can get 20,000 usd. Oh dead person up
I think he's your son baby. Yeah, we have to get 20,000 usd to unlock I think
That's not even that
We can just we can play anything I don't care
We can just transit there for the night, but let's try to get reserve unlocked at least so I get my icebreaker question
We go to ice cream too
That's how hard is ice maker do you need to strap it young guys like us to do ice maker on our first try
I've been looking at it. I think there's like it's like doing the rogues on lighthouse
Like there's a certain strat and a certain method that we are gonna have to do in order to do it successfully
If we just have everyone in the Bungalow chat saying yes, you can do it not because it's easy
But because you guys are the best players I've ever seen
If there's one gentleman that says thank you guys near that I'll suck you off right now
Yeah, we're fucked if you do the icebreaker also, this isn't our extract neither of us check where our extract was
outskirts is red. Why is outskirts red? I don't make any sense. What do you mean?
How can it be red? It's just it's red for me. I don't understand that.
That doesn't mean we why what is that new? Why why is it red? Why is it red?
it was used that's how that works it's it's a new it's with the new update
I'm getting worried it's a glitch have you tried it yet have you actually got
over there yeah I didn't do anything it's a glitch okay careful careful careful
don't get don't get killed you can go too far the I have six thousand fucking
I was in this game.
Oh, I'm out, I'm out.
It just doesn't show the timer.
It just doesn't show the timer.
It's just a glitch, it's just a glitch.
Oh my God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God.
That would've sucked so bad.
That was a suck.
I've never seen that before.
I've never seen that before.
It's still in range, gentlemen, it's still in range.
I've never seen that.
I don't know what that was.
I was very worried.
I've never seen that before without a doubt.
Oh, Mr. Zillipromp, what's a good man doing out of bed?
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
You hunched.
I got such a good feeling about tonight.
I have such a good feeling about tonight, my son.
I'm telling you, it's time to play the fucking game.
It is time to play the game.
Hell, yeah.
I'm playing the game.
I'm playing the game.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
That was a good run for me.
I got a snow cone.
I got the ties.
I got the white armor.
wide armor that was nice yeah yeah I'm here we can we can really bust it open for a real gupa
I mean yeah we good we good we can throw it back yeah we can throw it back for a gupa I'm
saying we can we can speed run all this we we're the best players ever touched this game 100 percent
agreed I just need fee I need a real gun that's it if I can get a gun that's not an iron sight
m4 a1 carbine that I have to shoot on semi so I can see where the fuck my bullets are going
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. What I've been doing is just snowballing hard as dick.
If you look at my inventory, me and the Bunganers,
we've been just collecting guns that can compete with all the high level players.
So I have probably like seven, eight kids right now that I can make it
that can compete with high level players, even though I can't buy any of this stuff.
He's got to get you one good kid. He's got to kill one good guy.
You got to get one, one mother fucker that's not paying attention to my task.
Give me the hay maker.
Beautiful, got a couple of dailies done as well.
Wait, how do I turn this quest in?
What you want to do is you want to go to story quests and you want to go to tour and
I'll tell you to talk to you.
So it'll be like go speak to mechanic and then you go to mechanic and you click visit
at the top middle. Let him borrow a gun. Oh, I didn't know.
You know how much I work for this? You know how much I've suffered?
You know how much I've planned and sweat for this touch?
You can get it out.
That's for Donia.
Hmm, but he's your friend. You know what? That's a good point.
Oh, I have to ask all the time like that. You know what?
The right I should give him a kid
If I had level 4 traders and 10 million I would buy him.
Guys I don't think a lot of you guys understand.
I don't have the ability to buy anything you see on this screen by here.
I got this my killing beway but I lose this it's gone. It's I can't buy any of this
I can't no one do I have the money to buy it even if I could buy it which I can't
If I was level four traders and have 10 million I would have a map I would have a map
You think in heat will fuck them
Oh
Let me see let me see okay
I'm trying to I'm spamming shit. Okay. So again shoreline is on my map list right now
And then locate the right g-wagon suv retrieve the flash drive from the g-wagon and learn the details
That's that's what you have to do for tour
Uh for no tours over no tour is
shoreline
Tour is so that okay. Let me get a task for shoreline myself and we'll compete it together
flash drive is
This woods I gotta get the two UAVs
To talk to the therapist yo, I'm just gonna say it white. I'm just gonna say it what I
Know everybody probably loves sitting here and talking to these motherfuckers. I hate them all
That's me at least put this shit in English
I don't know what the fuck she's saying that's true. I don't know why I'm I'm speaking to a bunch of guys to speak russian
I don't know I don't know what they're saying at all and
And and and fuck you if you think I'm gonna read the captions at the bottom man
I actually fuck you I came on here to kill motherfuckers
They just got off a nine to five and steal their shit off to him
I came here to kill single guys with multiple kids
not read a book not read a fucking book that's why I'm here
am I right boys exactly what map is this
g-wagging my way my way be be in the game be be in the game be be in the game
I want to see you I want to see you I want to see
I want to see you, I want to see you.
I want to see you.
Shoreline, okay.
Shoreline, that's where I need to go, but I'm down to delay that venture if needed to be hidden.
Don't worry.
I'm in the works.
I'm in the works.
Bring a medium to long range weapon.
Okay.
I'll bring the exact same weapon I brought last game because it's all I have.
Okay.
Honestly, you know what, listen, I can spare one M700.
Would that help you at all?
A sniper rifle?
Absolutely not.
Listen, let me be in hell.
Let's just kill the son of a bitch.
OK.
And I'll upgrade up.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Stop with the bullpen, Nathan.
You know.
Do you have a stream out of this game?
You know, funny enough.
No.
Why not?
They hate me.
Ooh.
Yeah, it all finished.
They didn't give me one time.
Fuckin' love.
No, these guys actually fucking hate me, yeah.
At 11, at 11.
Yep.
At 11.
Yep.
At 11.
Talking shit.
At 11, at 11.
I played this game for like a year and a half
and literally like the week I left the game you won.
Oh, I should, well I think I'm fucking at my timeline,
but it was definitely after I left.
Big sense.
Listen, the only way I know how you get a streamer item
is you have to A, suck Nikita off,
or B, have 25,000 plus viewers.
There's no in-between.
That makes sense, that makes sense, that makes sense.
We're going right
Yeah, right. Yeah, this is this is tickle your fancy. This is this is tickle your fancy just give me your jambles
I'm just gonna say I like Nikita I
Like Nikita I like the way he writes in English on Twitter
But you know that like he doesn't like for sure nobody's saying but it's like close enough with like
the time on
Yep, and I like his bravado. I like his confidence. I
I like the way he does it
Like actually he actually tweeted about me two days ago when I started playing again
And he goes oops comma new streamer question mark, which in reality means genuinely but fuck nothing
What the fuck does oops new streamer mean?
Generally nothing
Can I be honest what I
Don't think or an absolute second that that is actually Nikita tweeting on his profile
Really thinking someone else. I think it's an intern. No, I think it's a key or it's got one else
Guys also, I think a lot of people are wondering I think a lot of people are wondering peanut peanut peanut peanut
Why don't you make fun of the key does hooker wife anymore?
That's because I'm a peanut of my word that is because I'm a peanut of my word
I said many many moons ago that if they have ever gave me a streamer item I
would calm down making jokes about Nikita's hooker wife by 50% I think I've
I've got above and beyond.
I think I've gone above and beyond.
Above and beyond.
Above and beyond.
You know what?
Let's crank it up.
Let's crank it up.
We've earned it.
We've earned it!
We've earned it!
Am I right boys?
I gotta get another chili juice.
By the way, we're gonna be loading into games
a lot faster now.
UGH!
RIDE!
Well, I'm feeling pretty good all right, well, I'm feeling pretty good, okay?
Fuck all you guys.
I may not have got the timing right, but I feel pretty good.
All right, buddy.
I just got a crispy ranger right here, boys.
Cheers, boys.
Mmm.
Oh, absolutely divine.
Absolutely divine.
Oh, let's ride again!
You
Wait, where am I at?
Oh my god, did it glitch?
Oh, guys!
I don't know where I'm at!
We had to but one more answer to get me back!
I'm so sorry!
What the hell are we doing?
How long is this intro?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
We're on the move.
Move from their spawn,
had a family, put the kids through college,
and they're working a nine to five
at being miserable
by the time we get out of spawn.
Fuck you, I fucked you.
I was eating pork mince's with the Muggers.
I was eating pork mince's with the Muggers.
Very good, very good.
I'm gonna give you a drink.
Bless you.
Bless you.
You are...
Are you partaking in the silly
enjoyment tonight, concern?
If I'm being honest,
I have not drank anything.
I have just
finished eating
a chicken sandwich,
large fry,
large diet coke,
two quail pounders,
Mustard and ketchup only
One frosty
And I have a die coke in the fridge waiting for me once I finish this race
My second one the appetizer
Understand
Who will take a break when you're ready for your main course, okay?
How do we boy father begin by the way we I know what my thing is where's your thing?
Across the map on the quite literal opposite side of where we are standing
Perfect. I just have to hit the two UAVs. So I'm gonna hit this UAV real quick and we're scared out of the other side
Near that second UAV. So somewhat I want to know where this where's this USB at?
The USV? I don't know. My second question is the
the
Locate the G-Wagon SUV is that the one near managers office? I don't know. I don't know
I'm talking to your chat. Oh, please that title
You it's a title, but if that's not part of the tour place sign that we don't need to do it
Yeah, yeah, okay
Tour and Bory ass are the only ones we care about that's one dog lock the maps and one do unlock ice-paker
You lie.
Who grabbed it?
Where the hell is folksy?
Oh, oh, you won't give it to me!
Just like that.
Got it!
Oh, let's move, let's move!
All of you boys, all of you boys.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something, honestly, it's gonna be back.
First off, it's gonna be back.
Secondly, everyone on this map is lucky.
We are taking the outer map round, because let me tell you, oh my god, there's one back
here!
There's one back on the outer map round!
There by, that's not a scab kill, that's a, I just ran into you, oh shit, dump my mag
and kill you, Bill.
One hundred percent, one hundred percent, one hundred percent.
They're across from the opposite hill.
We killed this guy, we killed him too, for the price of one.
Yep, yep, yep, they're across from the opposite side of the hill.
Yep!
Don't let the Cyprus guys see it in a lower color.
Want a peep on my peep?
I'll peep it left side.
I'll peep right.
I
Keep it, but I'm not seeing anything either. They're probably up and over that hill like in between the two
I mean they could be inside of this to our left. I'm gonna check this really quick. Oh, that was further on it for chat
I know I know I just lock in just double-checking we're good in here
Is it I don't know I'm a little farther back from you
Yeah, I'm to your left
She nothing
maybe by the wall maybe by the wall he's got me by the wall I just I can't do
close quarters combat with this you wrote that yeah you can talk to me
or another
shimmy shim no
the hell was that you're right that was a oh shit I just ran into your side
100% hundred percent
I mean where could it have been it's either over here or could be along the fence line
Maybe two people rushing resort ran into each other. No, it felt much further left like over here
Agreed like my car. Yeah. Yeah, but not all the way through car. That's even so far
Yeah, no way
There's a little shack here to the left since I get transit. Maybe it's up here
Maybe I hear you to check his head
I bet she does advice
That's enough here
You find the body
Now it was a it was a stash
maybe it was on the way car it didn't sound like it was you have it out of the
game for a while to judge I'm a little skewed my audience a little fucked up
right now to you I gotta fix it everything's a little low so maybe I'm
just miss hearing stuff the sound bouncing this game maybe it bounced up
I see him, I see him, I see him.
There's you, there's you, there's you, there's you, there's you.
No, no.
Or what's he?
He's behind the wall, right behind his dead friend.
Scree, scree, scree, what's, what happened?
You think good? I have nothing?
She's keep us. She's keep us. I can't I can't middle fight. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
My oh
My goodness, I didn't hate you. That's not for the white if I died for this. I hate you. Oh
That's okay. I already hate you scared. It's up. I'm beeping up even
I
Don't look
Hey, don't go
You got this we just got this those guys were massive. Oh my god. I cannot believe I just got right there
That would be a huge come up. He would have every single one of those options
I wish I had a scope
SHOCKIN A HUN SHOCKIN A BUSH UP
BUSH UP
BUSH UP
BUSH UP
BUSH UP
BUSH UP
BUSH UP
BUSH UP
They're shy they're shy that side. Yeah, it was literally five years behind a beacon. I swear to God
Right at the wall if you if you go to that dead body go to the wall right there
See I'm single by it
I'll take it.
No.
These bullets suck fucking dick.
I just put a whole bag into a pee.
Oh, no.
No, that's not how you do it.
That's not how you do it, hunch.
I should have just unloaded the whole bag.
I thought I killed him in the first second.
What I would have done is look left and grab that
Tonkers gun he would have shot my legs
That guy kind of seemed like he didn't know what day of the week it was. I don't I think that guy's
Oh, I should have won should have won the smizzle up the sauce
I went every time
I killed the fucking first guy man. I don't even know if I hit one shot. That was horrible
I'm telling you I paid the the shot woods. I hit an instant headshot that guy I hit every shot
But I had shot I painted a silhouette of his head on the ground behind him. Oh
my god
I lost my UAV thing
You know what I'm coming in I'm coming in big
Okay, let me ask you this do you have
Do you have a
anything capper like a TX. No,
you have a TXDML. I have a model one.
It's a new gun. I have no idea what it is though.
Looks like an M41.
Listen, listen, listen. I will give you an SVDS.
But this is the only time I will ever give you an SVD.
Give me an SVD, but do not put that scope on it.
Throw a hollow on that bitch or something.
What that's me
No, yeah, I'm not rocking that PSO scope. Are you fucking hide PSO scope is cool. It's cool
It's suck. It's real cool
Fuck you, I don't even know if I can't do that. Oh
You can't
I do don't worry about I have another import. I have another oh thank god
I really didn't want to give you anything. I hate you. Oh, wow. Thank God guys. Sometimes God says his blessings in different ways
What the hell?
Hurry!
One moment, one moment, let me get a little lit, a lot of something cooking.
I'm actually coming in huge.
I'm coming in metaed.
This is one of my best kids I've got.
One of my best kids I've got.
I'm not goofballing around anymore.
I'm not goofballing around.
I'm bringing an R-Sass, metaed out with a silent share, with a 25 round mag.
the 25 round mag alone is 55 thousand dollars.
It's game time.
It's time to play the game.
I'm so washed.
I should have won that.
It's time to play the game.
It's time to play the game.
Oh my god.
And I've made E-A-1.
It's over.
Oh, it's over.
It is over for these bitches.
Hell, yeah.
55 pin.
Unless they're literally wearing Tequila's armor,
dead in 2 times easy we're coming in massive we are coming in massive boys
wearing contact sixes which are 61 thousand dollars easy peasy
oh I'm coming in I'm coming in pretty rough you better you better be oh you
better be ready you better be ready ready you better be ready you better be
ready you about it's about to go down it's about to go down it's about to go
I'm ready. It's about to go down. All right. It's game time. It's game time. It's game time
Don't let one
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
It's taking literally half my money to just ensure this kid
Jesus. We're not losing this time. We're not losing. We're not losing. Losing? Never
heard of it. Losing? Nope. Never heard of it. Losing? Don't know what that is. Losing?
Don't know what that is. What's it gonna be happy about? What's it gonna be happy about?
game finished I don't think so what should be happy about game finished I
don't think so I don't think so mm-hmm exactly exactly
contact sixes are like 90k sell me get these gss ages I'm coming in huge power
I'm coming in huge
I'm coming in massive
This appear it's my fiancee pierce his 30s, but these huge vets you do a sound I mean the woman
Open it's whimsical influence practical activities
You know you have a place face reading to on stream the Emperor protects mother for the Emperor also
I think I have a lot of time ago
I can't believe that one right now.
You silly goose, you silly goose, you silly goose.
Coco out here doing PMC rage by himself.
What did y'all do to him last night?
Let me tell you Coco.
Oh, everybody can say let's run.
Damn, you got the arse.
You just shoot. No, I don't. I don't. There's near me down the wall. Turn left. Run down
the wall. I'm right towards that, uh, that, that quest. Suppressed import. Definitely decked
out in front of me in front of you. Where you going? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're looking
left and you're moving down the wall, it's going to be down like the road directly like
I'm gonna walk the hill with the rear tower
Yeah, do it. I'm near the water. You're not gonna see me. There might be over there
You have the radio tower? I
Think you said they were down the road past you not not the radio tower the watch tower on the road
Oh, yeah, oh the green one got you watch watch watch
I'm dead. Oh, I heard that. Oh my god. That was so sad to see I have you on
I have your screen shared on my second monitor and it moved my peripheral vision. I saw you twirl and go and you screen go black. That was
That was oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Once your screen goes black this
It's just not going back. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I saw that out of my peripheral. That was so sad to see
Oh, oh my goodness using a meta M4. Yeah, okay. I just I see a screen. I see a screen
Okay, how close of you to the end of the road?
I'm looking 80 meters.
I'm looking right now. I'm looking too far.
That's a big easy edge.
No, I think you're looking a little bit to the left.
I think you're basically out of...
Oh, take care of this pussy. Is he alone?
Yeah, he's alone. That's all I know.
I heard it in four. I got killed by one guy with an M4.
KD you should be able to clean it up. Use an M855A1.
I do clean it.
Take your time.
This is one of those single dads I was talking about.
Lock him.
Did you kind of see where he was heading?
I never saw him.
Never saw him once.
Steve, oh Steve.
I'm in the ground, do you see?
approaching enemy territory you're on the left side of the road to the right
side
left side left side
Scanning.
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
This is fool!
Where's he? Where's he?
We'll go grab a drink and take your time.
This guy's having a good time.
I haven't heard or seen nothing from him.
Oh, what the hell is he?
Guys was hot already?
Oh no, he isn't seeing what now.
Oh my goodness.
Fuck. I didn't know if you was past the green thing or before the green thing.
What the hell is this guy?
Oh that's not a guy, that's a picture of a guy.
Oh.
What's in it?
What's in it?
I fucking, we're going in!
We're fighting Hunter's body and we're getting him out of here!
Oh, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, get the pull back, get the ceremony.
How do you use this far?
He's got to be back, he's got to be back.
How do you use this far yet, boys?
He's got to be back here boys, he's got to be back here.
I can't even say the wrong way as if you know anything!
He's not even shooting
Oh, there he is
Boy
Hotch! Hotch! Speak to me! Hotch! Hotch! Speak to me! Hotch! Hotch!
What the? That's not even Hotch. Is that Hotch?
Oh, that's Hotch okay to bite. He even lured up.
You see, that's a special boy.
Where the hell did this guy go?
He didn't even take his dog tag.
That means that guy didn't even come to his body.
He never went to hunt his body.
He only sniped him.
Does that mean he's still camping?
This guy's a massive pussy.
Where the hell is this? Can you kill him for sport? Like a deer or a moose?
He didn't even check his body, he didn't take his dog tags. Oh my god, humanity of it all.
Oh we gotta move boys, we have to forget hunch. We have to forget hunch.
I know you don't want to, I know it's hard. You have to forget hunch. You have to.
the mission the mission hell that I just come back I mean always remember never
forget just like that 11 fuck today on this day
huh I just died and we would never forget we would never forget you tell
everybody to forget me no never forget I do you miss oh which comes comes
I found your killer.
Got him!
Freeze!
Is this your demon hunch?
I need to stay, I need to stay here.
No, oh my god, this guy's just as poor as you are.
Holy shit, I didn't even think it was possible.
I didn't even think it was possible. This guy is as poor as you are. Oh my god
Don't worry. That's what my kids gonna look like next week
perfect
We've got some pineapple juice wait a minute. That's perfect. That's the God use it
Can oh
I'm gonna hit the suave, then hit the other guy here, okay?
Is that chill?
I know you're not sleeping, I'm gonna shoot you.
That's chill, I'll be taking a little longer.
I do not care, brother, take all the time you want in life.
You're a good man, you're a good man, I'm a good man.
Don't worry, I see this pussy.
Don't worry, I'll see this pussy!
They'll kill you, I will take him out!
By the way, I thought you might want to know,
I created such a ruckus and such a distraction
that he wasn't even able to take your tags.
I saved your dog tags.
I'm getting it out of the ring.
I'm gonna put him in my butthole.
That's how important you ought to be.
I'm gonna put you in my butthole.
Insolidarity!
What?
Insolidarity for you, Hunch.
You woke up.
Just doing my part!
All right.
Okay.
I'm going to draw an information.
Oh, got the joint information?
How to report back to Obama.
Of course we did. We could go check out the other joint of course.
Can't leave the glass half full.
Let's have the whole glass.
Locker.
Follow me, Geekball.
We teach at my son's. I'm on the prowl. I'm on the prowl. I have a laser focus
right now. I've never been more focused in my entire life than I am right now.
If I see an ant fought from 70 meters I will turn around and no show up. The entire landscape
Un-settling. It's not easy.
The coral in your stomach.
It's if impending doom is on the way.
Have you ever seen that? By the way, apparently some drugs, when you get prescribed from a doctor,
they have a side effect of making you feel impending doom.
Have you heard that before?
You what?
Yeah, some medications, they have a side effect of making you feel, quote, impending doom.
I've always wondered what that feels like.
I'm assuming it's not super great.
I'm very curious as to what quote impending doom feels like.
Mmm, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Dude, it sucks.
It's super sucks.
I bet it sucks.
Impending doom does not sound the way for it all.
Oh, that is not sounds like I'm just curious about what that means
She's about what impending doom
Was that feel like?
Probably kind of like when you
Can't trust a fart and then you start feeling it work its way out
And you're walking, but you're nowhere near a bathroom. That's exactly yeah
But cheeks together and it feels like
Satan is trying to climb out of your ass in that moment. Oh, exactly exactly exactly
Exactly, you know it's coming out, but you're just really trying like when you put the junk away after you pee in
But you know you put it away too early
So you look down to see if it leaked all the way through to the top of the pants when people where people would notice
You just sit there for like 10 seconds. See if it's gonna go all the way through
Oh
You I do actually those situations I actually go to the sink and I splash a ton of water all of my pants
Because then it just went with all the other stuff how you just tell someone hey that sink is faulty. There's a faulty sink in there
Look at what I say, Spice.
God, the stink got all over me.
Spice, all over me.
Spice, I'm taking a tech.
That's tech.
You gotta shake it.
The shaking method doesn't work.
You gotta lock eyes with the gentleman to your left
in the public restroom with the Wendy's.
And you gotta...
Fall in love with them.
Any more than two shakes, you're just enjoying yourself.
I agree.
I agree, I completely agree, I completely agree.
I completely agree, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh my God!
Die!
Gotcha.
Much closer.
I will, not the Vinful Raid, but we came here
with the purpose, and we gotta die, and we gotta die.
That's what matters most.
That was a crazy shot.
Heh, what do I do?
They don't call me little bronze aims if dark off or nothing, but we got our two UAV hard
drives.
We're going to give them to the mechanic or whoever, watch them, I don't really remember.
And we're going to get our quest done.
We did, we did good.
We done good.
everything that I love that's okay don't worry about that if it makes you feel
any better I killed another level seven and ruined his day too let me check when
you're on the numbers yeah that doesn't make me feel better I okay pal there's
no way that doesn't make me feel better okay it makes me feel a little bit better
the fuck that guy fuck that guy fuck that guy each
that is a good work P thank you thank you just doing my part if I can ruin
but one person's day and I've done my job and I've done my job aim it amen
amen all right wait wait so we used to need to go back to shoreline to do your
quest yeah well let me give this guy the UAV drone stuff give me one quick
second here one second all right okay I have an error I gave it to him too fast
he got overwhelmed I gave it to him I have a new quest to
Mediterranean supplies I define the first UN truck the second UN truck give
two or no give them five ever we ration packs and then eliminate scouts while
wearing a UN uniform on shoreline that's not pretty easy what what that hundred
dollars for it good I'm brah
wait boys I see we get the UN uniform we could get that done get that up this
rain oh yeah that's easy we guys which map are the other UN trucks on where
those ads. Yeah those are on Sola too. If those are on Sola we can get it all in one
fast swoop. But they are.
Isn't there like a gun that everybody rocks this early on that's like it's still
asked but you might be able to do something. I use the PP-19 with the Red Dot.
I'd rather die.
Guys I know there's one truck. I'm just out of here. I know there's one truck behind
the admin was the one and then where's the other one? Where's it? Where's the other truck?
Blue fence construction. There's no, who's that?
Blue fence construction. There's no truck next to blue fence construction. Who's that?
You're Bob's house.
You want the blue fence next to the pier?
Why do you ride your ride?
I was thinking the other construction, the one next to the village on the west side.
What's that?
Can I buy the MREs or do you have to get them found in rain?
Oh, my God.
You can buy the MREs.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Why let me buy a Mosin?
But not let me buy the ammo for the fucking Mosin.
No, you have to consider, though.
You have to consider, Hunter,
not thinking of all the factors you have to consider.
Yeah.
You bring the Mosin ammo or else?
Bring me mose and ammo
Fuck me, you gonna fuck me?
What you gonna do? Fuck me?
I'm gonna fuck you so hard
Oh my goodness, hold on
Alright fine, fine
I will bring you no mose and ammo
I love you bitch
I never gonna stop loving you
Bitch
You're a good man
Now let me get some markers
One second
I now have
37,000 rubos
Oh, I have your M41 combat. I got it out. Oh shit, I will take it
Why why are you oh why are oh why are you hesitating peanut? Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, I just
I didn't remember offering and so I just didn't remember on my peanut peanut peanut
remember all the times I have helped you remember those big one the your entire
arc radar was a Vietnam yes Vietnam I remember would you have a Vietnam fine
you could have your m4a1 back but I just want you to know because I do with a
UN armor I'm not bringing anything good this rain so we're gonna like that's
That's gonna change the fact that I'm dying every raid anyways.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I got your gun.
I'm gonna put my cool stuff away and get the UN armor.
My stats is a fucking mess.
Oh my god.
It is horrible.
It is.
It's full.
It's full forever.
And it is.
And let me see.
Let me get a little something, something, a little something, something.
I'm gonna bring a motion
You're both waiting on the motion, but I'm gonna be nice to you. I'm being SVD. Oh
We got into a
MOP I have no ammo ID I need ammo. Please
Actually, I don't you're bringing me in for I don't need most ammo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got the other side
I'm gonna be getting a little something little something oh
Okay, okay, I've got my I've got my goodness. I'm gonna go
Don't even cry
What moment why moment this time don't you rush me don't you rush me?
a little bit of that blue little bit of that on time I can't buy on our helmet
until I'm level 20 but you have any other blue helmets other than the one you
You dropped that wood?
Nope.
Perfect.
Can you let me?
Oh, they got, I have some, oh my God, they got it.
Oh, they got it.
35 minutes in stash, something's never changed.
Fuck you officer, get out of here.
If you ain't gonna help with the grind,
then don't do the cry.
Imagine being the pope you can get away with so many small crimes like say you stole a
Snickers bar no one's gonna believe anyone that says the pope's from a Snickers bar it
come on under Pete you have infinite Snickers bar Glenn's you want that for a second I see
what that for a second is all your mind with that is all your mind with that for a second
One second, I'm talking to my wife.
There you are pal.
There you are.
He's going in the bathroom,
putting on a blonde wig
and talking to himself in the mirror.
That's what's going on right now.
That's what's happening.
His wife is fake for anyone that's new here.
He tries to lie to us, but we do not believe him.
I'm not sure that's what I'm saying.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Get the shit out of me.
I'm shut up before you say you're a fucking game.
a game. Where would you go?
I'm back. Hey, you did that to me scared the fuck out of me. Don't do that again.
was he? Nice boy,
change it.
Yeah, wait, I just remembered what
I even say hello back.
I got to be sick.
I'm gonna have an asshole.
I was genuinely start them I was genuinely start them
No, you just screamed in her ear
Yeah, that's actually how some coaches say hello.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right.
freak
I need my god. Oh my god. This is a smart point. What the hell we're gonna die here
This is where icebreaker is me to get the fuck out of here right now
Wait, this is oh shit. I gotta go that way
Well, we're not going that way Val. Oh my god
Jesus Christ
Warzone out here. Let me see my task. Let me see if I have to kill.
I only got to kill 9 more and then plant the truck on him.
You want to split up? Because I got to go this way for my truck.
If you want to come with me real quick.
Yeah, I can grab the USB.
That's good. I'm activating my hacks.
Fuckin' him.
I fucking hate you what I'm gonna play Tarkov all day tomorrow
I told myself I wasn't gonna get sucked back in but like like even just like the moving
around and like fuck you I did I know I know I know dude I know I know I don't want to
play either. Truck isn't that way. Truck isn't that way. Wrong way.
No, they told me all the way. They're right. They're right. They're 100% right.
Yep, they're right. That was a task! That was a task!
Congratulations! I just know like like the next four days it's going to be hell.
No, no, no. You'll actually get out of this hell in like one day. I started
like two days ago and I've already got all these kids have been snowballing with
you're saying if I play all day tomorrow I don't know if you want to play
tomorrow night but by tomorrow night I should be somewhat caught up well not
caught up but you'll have because everybody because basically everyone you
kill is caught up and you can even kill one guy you start the snowball process
you mean about it heard and there's always you don't die like 10 times a
Oh, why are you doing this? Tell mom big and you win
Hopefully I will have great news
Night ahead of us
We're gonna come up tonight
I've never stole any loo ever I've never stolen anyone's loot that is a deep-seated guy
I
Went in front of us
There it is
running your bad I'm in stud I'm one
yeah
yeah that'll happen that'll have officer
if you're gonna insult us from the chat
How would you just come play you bitch? How much you just come play fuck yourself?
Look at that. An officer won't play, but he'll sit there and show me the chat every time I fucking die
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray
Brother I I I need you to invest in me. Listen listen listen listen. I can listen listen. I can scav run
so you were right that pso scope i couldn't do anything in that situation
because of the inside of the right you're right i you know i had to no scope
them even from 20 meters i had a no scope and because the psos scope is so bad
no no no we go back in we go again we go again we go again uh i don't have anything
I don't give a fuck if the sluppin' with your cockpots would go in there!
Nine times. I did 335 damage to armor and only 14 damage pinned the fucking armor.
Four hits!
You shoot his cock!
He's not wearing any armor and it's cock!
I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it.
I hate you. Shoot his legs next time. Are you shooting the- are you shooting his chest?
Bro, I don't know. I'm just shooting the butt-
Don't shoot his head, these guys have level 6 armor, you're literally shooting Nerf bullets at him
You get up to every bullet you have at every clip and still not kill him
Fucking blows
Fucking blows
Well that's what we have to do
And let me tell you something such, we're gamers
These guys may be ahead of us, but let me tell you what we've got
We have, we have no bitches, we have no friends, we play this game
From the time we wake up and to the time we go to bed, we have 7,000 hours, you know what that is?
two thousand two hundred hours it's one work year we have three and a half work
years on this game I don't care if they're running space lasers and and and
fire through insane alien ships probing our asshole we can kill him you'll you
have me until probing my asshole now you even want to eat now you're even more
Very much so.
Yeah, don't be shit, tell him, officer, tell him.
Okay, all right, I'm going by you and Amber.
I am as well, not because I want to or by choice, but by that is quite literally the only thing I have.
Perfect, perfect.
good good to hear that's great to hear okay I must focus up I must grab the
best kid I can without can you bring me mozan ammo I could be you was an ammo I
could bring you was able yes I'm only using a mozan for this you what I'm
gonna use this RFB that I stole off of one of stirbuses guards that's what I
do that's what we use it's because I'm wearing you an armor so I don't want to
bring like the best stuff I got but I gotta bring something to kill you
It's an amazing gun.
Oh, but you want you want to do I'm even going to load up M88 one in the first
mag, that's how serious I am.
I mean, you're going to load M88 one in the first bag.
My last 15 bullets of M88 one is going to the bag.
You know, what?
Why can't I put in these mags on my RFB?
None of these going here.
We got you.
None of these going to you.
You need specific mags.
I think there's no way that he's going to be a mags.
Oh my god, I think I have to run 10 round magazines. Oh
Shit, oh my god. I do. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. We are so fucked
Oh
Really, really hold on
Wait, what we find we'll be fine. I got I got three ten round bags
We're good. We're good to go.
Bring him out.
I'm even gonna bring five extra rounds of M81.
What type of M1 do you want?
Was it Mohsen?
It said Mohsen is 2x54, right?
Yes.
I have chat.
Let me see if I can get you.
Let me see if I can get some FMJ for you, boss.
for you boss let me see if I can get some fng for you boss don't you worry we'll
get you bad stuff we'll get you bad stuff guys wait wait a minute wait a
minute hold on probably something is right
I don't have any money.
I don't have any money.
I don't have any money.
I tried to buy your ammo, but I don't have any money.
I'm going to get ten bullets.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll sell some stuff.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
Hold on.
Wait!
Wait!
some stuff. Don't worry. I'm I'm on it. I'm on the pita with the plan. I'm the pita with the plan.
I've got this. Okay. Okay.
Okay. All right. Okay. I should have enough to get you some ammo.
You see this? This is why when you asked me earlier, if I could supply you with stuff,
I said no not because I hate you which is also effective because I want you to know that
Yep, but also because I cannot all right
I'm bored. I am homeless. Yes chef. Yes chef. Yes chef. That is yes. Yes chef. That's yes chef
Yes, chef. No, that's right
Okay
It's time we get serious. It's time we get serious.
Here we go. Locked in, hunched.
I don't want to see any goofball around.
I don't want to see any goofball around.
If I can see a smile on your face for a second,
I'm going to unload my entire magazine into your mouth.
Wait, take a seat here.
I've been on to see you smiling even a little bit.
Is that it? Wait, hold up.
Let me check your kit real quick.
Is that a motion with no sight on it?
Is that what the?
Hard out here for a goop
Hard out here for a goop
Why did I even bring 40 shots? I should have brought two you guys by the time you shoot one bullet
At the range you're gonna have to be to shoot that thing without a sight a
Barrage of bullets it looked like a Star Wars fleet jumping out of hyperspace
We'll rain down upon you before you can reload that thing one more time
But I hit that one bullet to their head
It's over
That's any time at all
Why would you do the bullet if you don't have a scope on it?
You don't know you don't know you don't know obviously I don't know guys obviously we don't know how to
just spoil obviously he's got a big plan that we are not aware of and if officer does not get this
fucking shot right now but a fuck his ass 50,000 times until his butt hole looks like a train track
back to the mountain. Let's ride!
Oh, Mr. Steed, and Mrs. Slotchy, and Mr. Widdens,
Oh, you better catch it.
Oh, you gotta catch it.
Oh, I didn't get it.
Are you kidding me?
You gotta catch it.
There you go.
Who's by the bed, you little man?
Who made this?
How about you kill somebody this way, huh?
How about that?
I could have done it, and it would have been the biggest clip on Twitter for a day.
I want you to know how much restraint I have.
I want you to know how much restraint...
Oh, yeah, I will say nothing else. That's right. That's right. That's right. By the way, don't worry
I have one of the most incognito armor. No one will see us in the trees
They're already sure they're already three at the pier, but this is the icebreaker transition point
There's gonna be a lot of people coming watch the left watch the left
This is what I see what huge guy coming by this
huge man huge they come on as well I see him as well as well he won't see our
blue helmets break his legs snap his legs I'm gonna stop his legs first okay
yeah oh I see him I see him up here on the rock I see my see my see my see him
another one to the left wait hold fire another one to the left another one to
left, far the left, in the trees.
I'm gonna say you can take care of the guy on the left.
I'm gonna take care of the guy on the right, okay?
Yeah, I'm heard.
Got the right side?
God, yeah.
Holding for guy on the left.
Don't see him.
His legs should be blacked.
His legs should be blacked.
I'm using M881.
What do you go do you see me wait? I think he ran up towards the hill. That's all I know
Is your pink killers? How is he running? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? He was running. Oh that fashion
Oh my god. No way. He pre-managed in the middle of the fucking forest
Still holding left
I will wait here until the raid is fucking over.
I will wait here until they heat death of the universe.
I will wait here until I'm so dehydrated that my penis shrivels up and falls off of
my body.
I will start a family, have children, put them through college, they will have children.
My great-great-grandson will hop on my computer, still holding this spot, if that is what is
necessary, if that is what is required.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this piece of shit.
They see him on the rock, right to left.
You bring right to left?
Right to left, on that rock, still running.
I
Moving down the hill I lost track a lot track
Don't my screen look on my screen. What do you see it? Okay? I
Still have no sighting. I still have no sighting. I see myself. I see you. I've got sighted. I've got sighting
I'm gonna lose him again, I'm gonna lose him again.
Hit once.
He's gonna shoot me, he's gonna shoot me.
I'mones still talking about something.
I'm still talking about something.
They got me in those trees.
I'm gonna lose the shot here, I'm gonna lose the shot here.
Get to me, get to me if you can.
On me, he pushed.
Get to me, get to me, get to me.
Get to me, watch get to me, come to me, get to me.
I can't, he has his pened.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, get it.
Ah, he's in that rock.
Okay, I'll get it, get it.
I'm dead. Oh my god. Who's it three man?
OH NO!
NOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
THAT WAS OUR MOBIN' ONNNNN!
THAT WAS OUR COME UP!
DID YOU SEE HOW FU**ING HUDE THOSE GUYS WERE?!
AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
IT'S ONLY I HAVE TO WEAR F**KING CIRCUS CLOSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST!
You know what?
You know what?
Fuck. Fuck that quest. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing it anymore.
They have that back.
As you know, I have a Gav.
You know Gav. You've heard of Gav.
Correct?
Yes, of course.
Also, everything is fine over here, if you were wondering.
Gav has sent me. Not one.
Not two.
But seven different codes for giveaways that escape from Tarkov has done since this update.
I've already used all those, and I've already lost.
Oh.
Well, I haven't.
So I'm about to have to-
It's dead, babe, gentlemen.
It's dead, babe.
All right, I'm gonna come clean hodge.
You have yanked it out of me.
I didn't have enough money to heal.
I am. I am in the trenches. I'm in. Hey, don't worry. Hey, I just upgraded. We're actually
going up. We're moving up. We're moving up. We're moving up. We are moving up. You know
what, dude? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm fucking pissed. I'm fucking pissed. I'm pissed.
No, I'm pissed. No, I'm pissed. I'm. I'm pissed. Everyone hide. I'm calling in the artillery.
I'm calling in the artillery officer. I know you're still watching. I'm dialing you get your ass in
I'm done. I have my phone right here. I'm hitting the call button
If he doesn't answer he hates you
Oh my gosh
That'll happen
I don't have that.
I mean, he just, he just mugged me.
He just, he just phone mugged me.
He just phone mugged me.
It's as bad as he gets.
Oh my God.
Oh my, he just phone mugged me.
He literally just phone mugged me.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
He just phone mugged me.
I could not believe that.
Oh my goodness.
Yes, see this.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, wow.
Wow, that'll happen
Guys, I kind of have to weigh the blue armor
I'm not even I don't want to because I'm pretty sure what just happened is about to happen again
But I have to I need this quest done the whole point of our entire venture
Sure, if we kill a big meaty man a huge meaty man
Right. We're good for a raid, but if I complete these quests, we're good forever
I mean, we're good for a lifetime. We're good for a lifetime
lead a horse to water but you can't make them fuck a horse fuck a horse
amen have you seen a have you see have you see one horse I'm packing you can
stick that in a rock and have all the village people come out and see who can
pull it out of it like Excalibur I mean Jesus Christ what was God thinking what
was God up to was he cooking well I finally have a actual gun that is
shooting MA55A1 with actual armor so I'm I'm on the world boss. Good, good, good, good.
Okay, all right. That thing is. I have no money. I have no money.
I have no money! We have to start living. We have to. Fuck! This is so...
All right, whatever. You know what's crazy? I don't know if you know this yet,
Cuz you haven't really played 1.0. They tear lock you they level lock you what you can see
Yes, they level lock you on what you can saw on the flea like I have m41 so I can sell for a hundred thousand
But I have to be level 25 to sell them on the flea even though I already have
Yep. Yep. Yep. Mmm. Yes. Yes
Yes, I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. Oh
My god. Oh, that is so annoying
It's probably some good reason for it, but that's super annoying.
The only bad thing is, I can't put a grip on this, but I'll just tap it like an MDR.
No problemo.
And if I lose this, I have a shotgun with flashettes.
But if I lose both of these, I will die.
Holy shit.
I'm not talking about it.
I'm better.
I'm better.
All right, okay, you know what I'm gonna bring okay
And I'm so ready. All right, hold up. I'm just jumpy on fuck it's over for me. It's okay. We're gonna live
We're gonna live we're gonna live guarantee if it wasn't for this blue armor. I can actually cook. I just have to wear this blue armor
Okay, I've got I've got an SR 25 with a burst scope on it. That's actually pretty darn good
It's just the blue armor. That's gonna fuck me. That's it. That's it
it's whatever as long as they don't see me as long as my opponent is genuinely
blind or suffers from glaucoma. I will survive. I will survive.
Well, that's right.
P.A. U.S. a scholar and a gentleman thinking for the entertainment.
P.S. Hunch is a bitch. Thank you, Mr. Newt. Thank you, good sir.
this is the one see there's that rat officer again you see you see he's like
talking easy that's that fucker officer right there there he is again there he
is there he is there he is son of a bitch fuck yourself officer fuck yourself
I swear to God I need you to invite me of course of course of course of course what
was it was was like the son of your name again oh wait I remember here you go
there you go. How do you not level up yet? Do you level up from the time you've been playing?
I'm in bed. I'm not adjoining that. I'm level 7. I think I started at level 5. Okay. Okay,
That's good. That's good.
Nice move.
He goes nothing again. He goes nothing. Oh my god. Oh, please don't.
Ops, and get your ass! Get your ass on the fucking game!
Swear to God. I'm telling you, I swear I'm telling you.
You know what I wished?
My last birthday, Mr. Officer, I blew out the Kindle. I said, I wish officer would face and talk up with me
You know that?
I guess dreams really don't come true, Officer.
I guess dreams really don't come true.
I guess dreams really don't come true.
I guess dreams really don't come true.
I guess Santa's not really either. Santa's not really either. Neither is Mary Poppins.
Or that lady that was blind and deaf that everybody said she flew a plane. Oh, hella
I just said a name like you said so that was how to get it
Oh, Helen Keller did not fly a plane.
You're on it up.
You think you're going against me in this argument.
We're on the same side, dumbass.
We're on the same team here.
You think you're going against me right now?
We're on the same team.
We're on the same team.
We're on the same team.
I don't think you need it.
I don't even think she existed.
We're on the same team.
You think you're against me.
I'm with you.
It was me!
Oh my god, guys, I have to keep using the same intro because it keeps sneaking up on me.
Let's run!
You ready for a great rapist hunt?
I'm so ready.
I'm just happy to have a gun.
I just got to kill
Nine more scouts real quick. All right, let's go. Let's go take care of those guys first
Okay, it's also the truck is over here the truck is over here
Let's go mark that and then we'll go mark the other truck behind me so what and then we'll head to your things
It's all in one linear path
Beautiful
You're peepin' something, boy.
You're peepin' something.
Hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, if you give a-
If you give a-
You're getting the shit out of me.
Here, take this.
It'll help you.
You motherfucker
Oh my gosh, I think I just heard some fresh out behind us actually. Oh, that's gonna be the wicked state. That's gonna be the big state
That's what I believe so that if we die so my phone
If we die, you know
We're never gonna die we're gonna live forever I
Pumptured agreed
I'm walking
There should be a couple hooligans I can shoot right here real quick.
There's your scabs.
Where'd they all go?
There's usually like two or three right here, isn't there?
Yeah, very weird.
Oh
None of the doors open so there's nothing suspicious going on. Oh shit. Oh my god. I hear what I hear what oh
My god, it's a boss get out
Not good
Not good. One down one down. I
Guys lit
That means out and it's ours coming
We're down. We're down. That's Danny. So you dead. Oh, he's not dead. I
Just any
He's where Helen
You're right, it's not standing
That's any that's any
We're gonna pick a quick bag
I'll do a little thing. Yeah, I was talking to it
I'm going to move, I'm going to move.
Twice.
How many guys do you have?
Just three, right?
Yeah.
Can you see him?
Yes.
He's so low.
Just be by the way, just be by the way.
Okay, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Oh
Okay, well that's
That's a pretty good
I thought I thought I just got like a like a like a key card for labs like a blue water something
I got I did get the key card with the blue mocking. That's still like to this like 200 grand. It's like 200 grand
It's pretty good
That's so pretty, that's so pretty good, that's so pretty good, that's okay, that's okay.
There's some, some.
Mm-hmm.
PPM out, need this.
I'll just have the code for the secret extract if you need to take it.
I think yes, there's another huge armor on me if you want it.
Oh, there's a guy coming, there's a guy coming, I'm not even talking.
Look towards the resort, look towards the resort.
That's not good.
My God, he's fucking dead!
I'm going for him, that's me, that's me, I'm going in!
Oh shit, he's here.
Oh Sam.
He's on the hill over there, he's on the hill.
I'm gonna move while I move.
I get-
Bye Sam.
He's peeking again.
He walked back.
I can tell by the move, I'm flaking, I'm flaking.
You're a savage cockatooist.
Go left.
You went left?
Yeah, I'm going left.
Where'd he go?
He went straight back.
To the gas station.
Last station.
Move on, move on.
I
See him backside of the rock
Hit him four times
I don't see about you running back
Is this what I'll chase is what else he's massive he's massive I see someone else
He's one hell of a P, no legs, so low.
I'm pushing.
Oh my god, I'm about to die.
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
and I have an unfathomable amount of rage in me that could that could that could explode a nation.
I have an unfathomable amount of rage in me that could that could blow through a dam
Washing away the city below I
What the fuck was that?
Who is that?
One second here. He's dead motherfucking bullet proof.
Oh, oh forget about it. Oh shit. Oh
Oh wait. Oh
Wait, wait, wait.
You missed all your shots?
Oh, except for all of them, which I didn't miss.
I literally didn't miss that guy,
except for on the first run, when he was running forward.
I hit that guy like 12 times.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, wrong.
Well, it says hit count four,
And I killed all the guards with one shot each,
so that means literally 12.
I was literally exactly correct
with the number of shots I hit that guy with.
I'm using 12 F80s.
That could be Sanny's guards.
And celebration with excellent rain.
16 hits, double, and 16 minus four.
Because it took four to kill the guards and the bars.
What's up?
I said I'm using M855A1 and all three of those mags.
Would you like to know the hit count
I had that rate. Go ahead. Go ahead. 41.
Good. What is going on? I shot. I shot Sanitar probably like three or four times
and his guards. I only killed one. Probably shot him eight to 10 times.
So that means 30 bullets was fired into one of those individuals.
I hit the other guy, 12 bullets with M80 M80 M80 580.
My god damage Delta armor 1007 dealt to the body. I'm seething with rage
I'm seething with rage. I'm seething with rage. I'm seething with rage. I'm seething. I am
Seething with rage. I'm see
Brother, I don't I don't
Oh my god, I
Don't get it. I don't understand
I literally hit the guy 12 times in M80.
No one could survive no matter what part of the body you shoot 12 times in M80.
I don't even care if they have the best arm of the game, it doesn't let them survive.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How does he, dude, he shoot, that guy was shooting M8-5-6 bullets.
What armor did he have?
five guys call me bad so that I can I can I can I can I can I can feel better
is one I get four more is one right people are is one two more is one one
There's one, okay, wow, I feel so much better, oh, I feel so much better, oh my god.
I see we take a break from shoreline and go somewhere else.
I feel so much better.
That was a close one, that was a close one.
I, no, I don't think so.
I think we hit it even harder.
I think we double down. I think we double down. I think we double down. I think we double down
I think we hit shoreline even harder right now. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness
How do I how do I shoot someone 30 times with m8 55 a1
How was that? How do you how do you live?
I don't know.
You probably closer than I died.
How are you living 30 shots?
I'm going to freak it.
I'm going to freak it.
I'm going to freak it.
I'm going to freak it.
I'm not lying to you.
I'm watching this guy go on a hill and I am just, I am just beaming him and I get up
to it.
The entire rock behind him was red like I was hitting and just he just wasn't dying.
You had to be a chicken nugget.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Alright. Okay. Well, I can't buy any more blue helmets, so I literally can't progress
in my quest until I hit level 20, which I'm 50,000 exp away from doing. I don't really
know what to do about this let me see if there's a barter let me see if there's a barter I can do
there's not peacekeeper you can buy for $277 why am I not seeing they're here oh you're right
oh my god you're right oh thanks bars i am gonna run an m700 with a re 24 42 scope it's all i got
i've lost most of the good weapons of my staff so i told you i had to be in steam
It's good. I should know that's not true. I still got like
Five I still you know what that might I'm so good. I'm actually still cooking. I'm I'm still cooking. I'm still cooking. I'm still cooking
That's good. I'm gonna do you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna bring it. I'm gonna bring it
I'm gonna bring an M700 with a scope that I don't really care about and I'm just gonna get this quest over with
I'm gonna get this quest over with that way. I'd never have to think about it again
Why did we why did we push those guys?
We haven't really talked about love of the game
think true don't for the questions good good good little love of the fucking game
the love of the day we see but I also can't buy any more good ammo I'm buying
15 penetrations 7.6 to my 51 I might as well use a pistol I might as well use a
I'll fucking battle
Hunched you have any heavy I can borrow. Nope. Okay, I
Don't even have enough money to do it
All right, hold on let me sell a couple items
Sell a couple of us don't need to worry. No need to worry. I need you don't like selling dog tags
I'm selling dog tags. I don't care. I need the money
Okay, all right
I'm telling you and I can feel it from you I can feel it from over there that was
That was a god-hitting us right?
That was I just I don't really like
That's one of those where I wish I was streaming because no one's gonna believe that I just shot a human being 20 plus times an M855A1 ammo and he lived.
That's one of the ones you just gotta let go. You gotta let go. You gotta let it go besides. You gotta let it go.
I just, I can't.
Lost for the sands of time, lost for the sands of time.
I will say I did just find 40M80 in a couple mags here.
So I'm actually still cooking.
I'm actually still cooking.
I just found 40M80, we're good, we're good.
I'm top, my god, oh my god.
That was my first talk of the moment since I've gotten back.
That was my first talk of the moment since I've gotten back.
Alright, let's ride!
Alright, let's move, let's move, let's do this thing, let's clean these bitches up, let's clean these bitches up.
It's time to clean out, it's time to take out the trash, it's time to take out the trash.
It's time to take out the trash!
Hmm
Hmm boat trip will give 400k. What's what's boat trip?
What's boat trip was that
Code boat trip leaves I knew what I've got use that one yet. I use like all of them
Is it you code? Where's that give you?
He likes fat women more than love more than love more than love more than love more than
love.
What if you miss an anchor for your boat you can just go fishing 400 K.
Oh, excuse you 400 K. We was oh
That's nice that is nice that is nice. We use that we can use that it'll be extra cash
Yeah
You stop me a little bit
There's a little bit just a wee bit. Oh, we see we have coach. I am all gonna kill three more
I only got to kill three more with this with this stupid blue armor on my gun. Yeah, hold on when the same
Oh, I'm pipping. Oh, he's got the finger guns. Pew pew pew pew
I'm still trying to find us trying to go see that
Yeah.
Got him.
Gotcha.
Hey, two more, two more.
Two more, two more, two more.
Mm.
All right, get in there.
Mm.
Mm.
Finger bang him?
Yeah, we got a finger bang him.
We got a finger bang him.
Boo, boo, boo.
Oh, I'm gonna finger bang you, Hodg.
I'm gonna finger bang you.
Woo.
Woo.
Pew, pew, pew.
Oh, I'm finger banging you.
I'm finger banging you.
There's usually a guy right here
Do we hit the background real quick? Oh wait, I never marked the truck boss. Oh
My god, we gotta go back we gotta go back to the villains. Oh
My goodness
That's just a good chance we run into the boss and or people
But it's fine remember we just got to start the snowball process hunk
These guys start the snowball process once we kill a big meaty man. Oh, I see a big
What you see you I see something that I just killed a player directly to your right. Oh
That was not the guy that was not the guy look what I'm looking
Towards the bus stop. Hey, he's a buddy. He's a buddy
That's not good you got as loud as what is that a cannon
they much they what is yours not suppressed
who's a guy right towards the bus stop I know for certain this you put walking
towards me right now no no I'm like this was I'm walking towards resort I'm
walking towards you right now
yeah I see you I loot this guy can you watch me I got you I just I wouldn't
I'm just gonna be deal with this other guy.
Oh yeah.
I see you guys are just seeming to be peeking.
You might be good.
I'm peepin' on him.
Huh?
Peepin' on him.
Oh, fuck my ass!
You tell me, you tell me, I need help, I need help!
I'm running.
Coming.
I see you, is he directly in front of you?
I see him, I see him!
I saw him once, I saw him once!
I've seen him.
I
Ruuuu-eeasy.
Get it outta here!
Review my game full of, you better get to fighting?
Pfft.
What the hell is that?
What is that right there?
But, you are lucky you hit that last time.
I whipped out the fucking-
I whipped out the baton on this bushy.
I whipped out the baton.
I was about to go ham on this bitch.
I was about to give him the princess!
Oh, what the hell was that?
just look over it, you're running around in trees.
I was cooking I was cooking every day so much. I was ready to kill what?
So what you shot really close? I hear nothing
Once into the shot
I hear nothing. I hear nothing.
These guys, juicy.
These guys.
MxLR with ME, 308 ME rounds. Are those good or no?
I have no idea. Did you just tell me to do three of launch codes?
What are you saying, man?
I'll keep my bullets.
You running or you running right out?
Yeah, I'm running towards you.
I said to keep it up, okay?
I still have to do this guy.
Can I have this guy, Luke?
Get out of here! Get out of here!
I literally, oh, look at his armor.
You literally won! You literally won!
104 out of 222. I zeroed this guy's front plate. I zeroed his front plate.
He was M80 bad now and has 43 pinned!
That was bad!
Oh, he's terrible.
my day it was the it was a cream of the crop oh my gosh what you got but I can't move
got him oh my gosh how do I kill you I need one more kill how do you want more kill that
I can take this super half way off wait wait wait wait see right here super here I gotta
kill one more guy you see right there cuz I gotta get there guys I'm in stuff
I found Genji's key ring.
Oh, could Genji's lasions?
With a dorm to 20 key in it.
Oh, could Genji's lasions?
Wait, I'm getting word that he might have hit his bag.
Oh, you could have thinkin'.
I bet he did.
That scoundrel, his name is literally I-Rat.
He's definitely a scoundrel.
There's a guy walking up on me right now.
I'm dead.
On the hill walking down from resort
Good luck
Wait a bit to loot I don't need luck
Don't worry, Ant, you have been revinsed.
You have been...prevenged.
I am moving toward the location where the goop is.
Stand by.
Ooooh!
You trash, you nothing.
You nothing but trash.
You nothing but trash.
Okay, so that guy is a stream type it
That guy's a stream type it that guy's a stream type it that guy is 100% see them it
Little something something
job
What does the airboy you running cheap what's that but what's that around you
running I
Still need to kill one more scout with this stupid blue armor on I can't I can't take it off
Oh, say stay put stay put mr. Hutch. I'm no killer cyber scab over here. Okay
I'll be with you.
Just a word with you. We can go back and do it fully.
You should be right here.
Or not.
I
G is a saberscab ad
Well, where's the cyber scab ad?
You might as well watch this truck while I'm here.
I gotta kill one more robot in this cloud outfit and there's no robots.
I hear robot, I hear robot!
Got him!
Gotcha!
We're good, we're good!
Go back, go back!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Go back, go back.
Boop, boop, boop.
Did you actually do anything you'd like me to peel off your cold head cord?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, eat shit and die.
Ah, word, word, word, word.
A fine suggestion, good sir.
But may I count that?
She good shit, but may I count that with fuck yourself and I
Have you tried that you tried that yet bitch
little shum-shum
little shum-shum
this is gonna pool
we're gonna drop this
oh I think I made 5-5, that's really good
hmm fuck is that g36 well that's just I already took all the stuff off it I'm
not gonna lie with pretty poop before too but I already took most of them on it
I don't care how, you have to fit it, but I want everything, I want my armor, I want
my helmet. I want my M80 shots in the bag with my gun. I want it all. Did I
sat there at that stupid fucking body and one of your viewers came over and killed me?
I can't control my guys, buddy. You set me up for that death. And that's no
bugulator. That's no bugulator. That's a bunch of
All right pal, down to my bungalows, whatever dude that dies.
I'll get, I'll get all I can.
And see what I can muscle up.
And see what I can muscle up real quick.
Let me see here, let me see what I can muscle up here.
Let me see my cell up here
Let me see what I can bust a lot here
Let me see what I can bust a lot here
Let me see what I can bust a lot here
Let me see, let me see what I can bustle up here.
I'm dying of starvation, I'm not, I'm not eating that, I eat that for a quest, I'm not
eating that, I don't care.
I would rather die of starvation.
Alright fine, I'll eat it.
Alright, I'll eat it!
Oh my goodness, that could have been actually horrible.
Thanks a lot. Whoo.
Not a close one.
Mmm.
Mmm.
All right, I got I got most of it. I even got to cool my stash bars.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
All right, I'll be here.
Oh
No me boy, but he was I'm on the way out besides I got most of stuff. I'm honestly I basically have everything
You can count on me you can count on me. Did you stop to come back to this map hodge?
Don't worry about me. We ain't going to reserve
Okay, all right. Well, actually that's part of my ice figure question. We gotta have to
Okay, we're going back to that map. He I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna go plant this last truck on the way out
Hit the railroad exit and boom. I'm just gonna
You see when he dies down
Not gonna happen bound not gonna happen we're gonna live forever
Keep your eyes peeled, boys.
Keep your eyes peeled, boy.
Be evil lurking about any tree.
No washing in the chat!
No washing in the chat!
in the chat! Oh, watch it in the chat!
It's too frosty. It's too...
I gotta move on, we got ninety-molded.
We've got a thirsty boy, thirsty boy, thirsty thirsty boy.
There are these devils, there are these devins at, there are these devins devils at, mmmm
Hmm
Where these devil demons at
It's a little quiet little too quiet
This is a suspicious level of noise.
Very suspicious.
Something ain't right!
Something ain't right.
Something's amiss.
I just can't put my finger in Hutch's butthole.
Shining just happening.
Where's that truckin'?
Oh, there it is, there it is!
All of you, into the last part of the question!
Oh, there it is!
Got it!
Now we are-
Oh my god, that guy gives me every time!
Holy shit!
That's a second time in the last hour for that!
Who's that? Who's that?
What's this? Is that a guard?
Hmm...
Hmm...
Oh.
Oh, six wilder. Six wilder.
Those tangos, those tangos.
I'm ready yourself I'm all set I'm I'm I'm I'm approaching the extraction zone
This is a lovely day.
This is a lovely day.
You know what?
This is a lovely day.
I don't think there's anyone else on this map with us.
This is a lovely day.
A virgin chitin, not a mildew for all the healthy, happy plants around here.
This is a good day.
That's a good day right here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
The Palm 30 hot.
They have...
Russians have numbers and their sentences
and their words.
Is that a thing? Wait, who he...
Who here speaks Washington?
Do you have numbers and your words?
Numbers and your words.
You're cooked, well, GG.
Hmm.
Stop.
Other side.
You're gonna die. Stop. Stop.
Stop. You're about to die. Don't go there.
Fuck. Stop.
I
Excellent
All right, that went pretty good that went pretty good that went pretty good it's a hot
It's a hot massage
What you doing over there I want to die me too good sir me too I have your MX LR
are with the 15 ME and your armor and a helmet and a headset.
You never touch.
Papa P takes care of his own.
Papa P takes care of his own.
When I eat my gang eats.
Oh, whatever.
So what do I need?
Whatever Teeq Rishi said.
You need a rig.
That's what you need. Rig and some armor.
You said you had my armor.
No, no, sorry. Rig and some heels. Sorry, rig and some heels.
I got my quest to do. We give it to the bald guy.
Are you his four more quest? Oh, you have six more quests. Oh, he trust us.
I'm on it. I'm on it
But all you have to do is kill scabs while using a 12-gauge socket on your line and look at the misty informant online easy peasy easy peasy
That's easy, that's easy
You want your mustache back?
You can keep the mustache feet
Fuck yeah, you're good, man
You good man
You're good man. Did you see me nicely?
Oh, we're gonna suck it
By the way, I'm gonna be 150% uses this raid
I'm gonna have a gun that does damage at a maximum of five deep
But most of my enemies are gonna be half by the way
Yes, chef. Yes chef. Yes chef. That's right. That's right
That's right. Thank you for being respectful.
Get a little bit of water.
Get a little bit of water.
Here we go. A little bit of food.
Oh, here we go. We're gonna eat this.
Homemade coffee.
Now we're good to go. Now we're good.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I see what I might need my shotgun first.
Got one from Mr. Jager.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
MP153.
Do a seven round on that bad boy.
Like you do.
Bad.
Got some plus jet ammo.
Oh, no, we got some piranha ammo.
Oh, they say it.
You know where my ammo go?
Oh, thank God, okay, I can buy some piranha.
We're good.
Oh, oh.
All right, chef, I'm ready to go.
Are you ready, chef?
Ready?
Don't need a drive.
You got me headphones as well, right?
I got your headphones, Jack.
I got your head full to help with your arm and your gun and your ammo.
Mm-hmm, you're welcome, man.
Oh.
Oh, Mr. Dead Tarkov, where did you get your Wicked Man, good, ah, man?
And Mr. Topov, where's Wicked Man, good, ah, man?
How does Coco have more Tarkov money than you?
Because he's selling all the cities that he needs later.
Money doesn't really do too good when the only people you're buying shit from are homeless
people.
Just gonna buy pocket then. Use gum.
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
Trust me boys, we're playing the long game. We're playing the long game.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
He's selling stuff he needs later on.
Oh, that's right.
Alright, maybe fifth time is the time.
about that boys lost everything perfect I've only gained two levels in three
hours are you what they say two is almost three and three rounds up to five
and five rounds up to 10s the metaphysic mission made 10 levels easy peasy
You're basically the best.
It's a vehicle.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I like your bus, boss.
Oh, thanks for your attention.
Hmm.
Oh, Mr. Hodgepumple, good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Why is Shroudstiffing Jinzy's hair?
Yeah, we put that guy a little too close.
I won't that's that's a good observation. We'll Jimzy sniffing coaxies here
God I meant that smells like ass I guarantee you that fucker does not shower for weeks at a time
He hits the furry convention he comes back smelling like a
Week old tuna fish
Fucking never learns I'll pay you that right now
What? What? What just happened? Wait, what? What is the light? What is the intertwine from
the other side of the world? What the hell just happened? The light. Oh, that was the
right button. Well hold on, wait a minute, hold on. I should be making an appearance
very soon. Very soon, very soon. There I am. Now let's rise!
I
Oh, I don't stand back stand back hot
Got him!
Breathe!
Now you may not like my method touch, but it did work.
Oh, it's my, it's my steeper item, it's my steeper item!
Score!
Here's some lucky dogs.
Hell yeah!
I'll just wave my backpack out.
I dropped it back to you. I'll go this way.
You're going to put apple juice?
Ooh, some apple juice. Just in case we get a little thirsty.
Weep weep watch, weep weep watch.
Weep weep watch, weep weep watch.
I just got to kill five more hoodigids with this shotgun at their door, okay?
okay and then we'll go we then we'll go touch the railroad
I'm never gonna make it to that rail front
I'm never gonna make it to that rail front
we'll make it it's only been two hours of us trying
we'll make it we'll make it
I'm gonna redo a key bind give me one second
I'll be getting some more soon as you turn to this way
I've read dry also if I randomly
Disappear there's a huge storm here. So gotcha gotcha. Okay. Got a boss got a boss
I'll kill you and take all your stuff to my stash. Don't worry
What don't you wait I'll take care of all your stuff is that turn to a month I
Can't find keep on those bad
Alcoholism is cool up fuck yeah
Hell yeah!
You are a day, you are a day, you are a day, you are a day!
Hell yeah!
Where are you at?
I'm going to watch you join.
Okay.
Follow me boy through the woods.
There's something stirring in front of me.
Oh my god, it's the boss.
It's much much much
Punch I need to I'm fine running as fast as I can
Where they are we're beyond the fence outside the resort outside the resort
The right right you see I'm caught along this fence right now. Yeah the other side is right. Yeah
It
You brought me to a grenade get them all to go cheeky-picky
Read the needle
That's a regular that's the one running though also the one inside this box and left this is a boss gone
I'm trying to get an angle, but they're all taking cover and they're coming.
the one with the white those are just two main caps
strike strike i break it oh ha i got check it means i'm dead
i just slapped you i'm falling down so you can kill this guy
you might drown him on accident. Go down go down go down wait is this a guard
hey am i crazy wait is this a guard
hey hold up i'm out of my body and dying
i don't have to say they did not look like scouts or like darts
Keep red gotcha
I'll be more than what you
The only reason what was down
That's okay by right now
This is pussy
Who did a holler it out here?
We take my task
Hmm. Oh wait what? Oh with headshot. Oh
What do you say so
Come on move and go down
Your eyes, you boys
You're good. You're good. I'm just a robot. No need to worry. I'm a robot hunt.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come
Dead person?
Is that a dead person?
Potential dead person, potential dead person.
Wee woo wee woo!
Wait, are you talking about the one that's in the hallway?
Oh my god, I see him, I see him!
There is a dead person over here, dead person over here!
Confirmed!
I mean...
Yeah!
Well...
Aye!
Fuck you pal
Such as a real person outside east wing on the forehead you can close me. Are you
You look at the hallway, look at the hallway. Oh, I see all the guys
He's down the hallway, have a look at the hallway, have a look at the hallway.
Left side, left side, left side, left side of the middle thing, left side of the middle thing.
What's your grenade?
Are you like this bitch?
LeBron James!
I'm seeing him.
You're behind the middle thing.
I'm taking you to these biggages of mountain.
and I'm gonna have to melt him.
I'm just gonna use his fingers about him.
Fuck him.
God, you're so handsome.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, sir!
Fuck you!
Get out of here!
Resort his eyes
Yeah, put this pussy down we gotta put this pussy down
That's what you plan
Also, take this
We do a flaky Adam keep the second you decided to see him something
Keep it a second, keep it a second!
See give me a sock, see give me a sock a few people!
And then I will suck!
Woohoo!
Look at work!
Keep going, keep going!
I've only got a sock and a ch-
the chainsaw killed this guy, slim, turn on!
But I won't give it all!
I will put my whole pussy into this!
Get it!
I'll put my whole pussy into this!
I'll put my whole pussy into this!
Get it!
I
Needed me he muted you. No, like yeah, I got the game. Oh, good
You saw it first
Yes, it was a good outcome in we're so much when I'm a tower when I've a tower up. I want opposite side coming down
What's it? I'm a ticket right distract. I don't see him
He's in the middle of the open, free shots!
Hit him!
Hit him again, help!
I think he dodged it, I think he dodged it!
He's hurt, he's hurt, he's hurt!
He's in a room, I have to heal.
He's healing right now.
I see him, I see him, I'm going in, I'm going in!
He's pushing, he's pushing, watch out, watch out, he's pushing again!
Hit him again, help!
Help me!
I'm gonna...
Come on penis tonight
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis
Just suck it tonight
Too easy, too easy
Oh my god
Here they're bugging me down a bit man
Pussy man, pussy man, pussy man
Wait till you see
Oh my god
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my gosh!
He's as big as a mountain!
No way!
How'd you like my song?
It was beautiful.
The song for the regeneration.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Give me that.
Give me everything.
Oh, it's probably like...
You see it? You see it? I got to dump myself. I got to dump myself.
We'll see it.
Okay, you're okay. I'm gonna mess with these keybuns.
I'm not moving. Can you hear anything? They're moving, zombie.
As much as I should.
Oh, yes.
Looking for...
Go zoom.
Oh, here it is.
Hey, oh yeah, good work boys, good work!
Good work boys!
Are you moving right out?
I am not.
Yeah, yeah.
I just fixed...
clangoring issue I don't know why but you have the example yeah cuz he was
shooting them and me look at look at the shitter I'm in look at the shitter he
was fucking I was gonna hear and he was blasted he's like a bag and a half
fighting for my life while I was trying to take it as shit. It was a terrible time.
Oh, I only got to kill two more scoundrels in a second. They're all dying.
Okay.
Oh, move on, move on. Wait a second. Let me loot that one room that has all the juice
in it.
Only one, only one.
Why do you get to loot that room? You just got all the loot from that guy.
Because I'm quick at pressing.
Go, go, go!
Move, move, move!
I'm gonna loot all the stuff bags.
Huh?
I'll do it all with the stoke bags.
Ah! Ah, there was nothing.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hello, hello!
The bag's in the bag!
What?! What?!
Let's gooooo!
You found a lettuce on a robot?!
That's what I would say if I was telling the truth.
And I just wanted you to feel that one little moment of oh my gosh, I fucked over hutch
This is why you're fat
What?
This is why you're wrong with you. It's fucked up, but let's
I'm
I'm going to the new zone I'm going to last years gaps. Let's move on
All right
Can we please go to the railroad, boss? Please?
I'm on the way, I'm on the way, we're going to the railroad.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm just gonna hit the new area real quick
till my last two scabs I need,
and then we'll go right to the railroad.
I swear, I swear it.
Knew, a shotgun and a lever action
was what we needed to take down the big guys.
And what about Abbie?
We had nothing for these RFP's these
All these guns
But we really need it was team synergy
Team synergy the gun does not make the manhunt the man makes the gun
My key in the middle. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is to your right. Am I right?
Oh
The player scav or a player you get him. He's dead. Yeah. Oh good. He was lurking on you
I'm okay to scotch a quick. I'll be back. What do you want? Don't leave mid pay
To do my question it was player scav
Or just regular scab and how do we go right there okay player scab it is
I'm happy to report get absolutely nothing perfect. We've got a car battery
Oh
That's just me son of a boss. Come on my way
Oh, give me that this was worth a lot of money, but it cash dollars lot of cash dollars
Oh, there's already a dead scab. I don't know if I'll get my kills.
Ooh, intel folder. Do those sell well still?
No way!
Yeah.
Now that'll tell the truth about...
Oh my gosh, 120 rounds of BS ammo.
Oh my good. Gravy.
Excellent find, Mr. Hodge.
Why would this guy come here to kill all these guys without mood?
You doing the exact same thing you're doing you there's oh my god, I'm getting I'm getting
paracord fire steals everywhere this place is juice this place is juice do you still
here no chance he's here literally impossible I see you where did you loot I
feel like I'm looting all the shit you looted I'm just wasting time and you're
gonna just walk through I only do like what I can see as I want to so no way
Specifically I live this whole house over here though that I've been right now
Do I see two scav kills please God please God I see two scav kills
Remember at the uh at the extract they spawn oh
Yeah, oh yeah
All right, but let me get oh no be boy buddy what
I
Do this
Vods called the Bert that you cannot yes 24 slash seven your legs. Are you wanting on wood?
I just was yes, actually right here
Stramming right now
he's
Caughting your bonds and said just letting you know big man. Thank you, mr.
Keg thank you, sir. I will find that guy
Oh, let me tell you let me put it when he when I find him. Oh, he's in food. He's hurt for a squirt
He's hurt first work
When I find that guy he said the bird peanut 24-7. Oh
When I find that guy, oh, let me tell you I'm gonna I'm gonna beat him
He's gonna be off that platform. I'm gonna beat him off. I'm gonna beat him off
He's hurt first one. Thank you sir. That's son of a bitch
Thank you sir. Thank you. Good shit
But it was a little fat by the way
Chunky monkey
Why'd you write do you question? Yeah?
Sounds good.
Potty boy, follow me, gang.
I died at your fault.
I'm going to take the rest.
Don't kill any scabs at the exit, please.
I need to.
Hmm...
Hmm...
I
Would you look at advice
the
It's probably just a little bit of
Tarkov PTSD
Back in the day those motherfuckers would sit on that hill and kill you as you went to that wall
Do I remember I remember I
I remember those were the days
Yeah, you would come by maybe for gigantic men up on that hill
On top of the gills. Oh, I remember the gills.
You had so much loot that, I mean, hell, you had a little shopping cart with a rope attached to your hips. Just pulling that thing.
The worst, you found a tank battery and you're just rolling your bag to the extract.
I might I might have to leave my bag here go and go kill someone because I don't see these guys
No, you should maybe check up my radio tower. I might be the move for you. I think scabs spotted me your top ice
Yeah, they do at the top of that hill with a
Yeah
Oh
Use the intercom to contact the pork garrison is that up on top of the thing? I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means magic, man
Oh that means
are you going up the top of the tower yes well you do the biggest the is this
the emmercon but I was asking um I don't know I don't know nothing but it's at
the bottom of the tower thank you I know that came from your chat not you
Oh
Lion liar fuck yourself died
Oh, where where oh I
Pardon me wants to go kill too much cats my soccer with the other pot once you just take the w. Yeah, it's we've done so long
in a long time since we took a WP. I'm taking the WP. I'm taking the WP. I'm taking it.
I'm taking it. But don't leave without me. I'll get scared. Okay. I'm gonna lay up on
this hill. Keep my peepers open for you. Peep your peepers open boys. Coconut is not playing
with you guys. Wait a second. For real? Wait, there's me here, and then who's the other
guy again? Hunch! Hunch is the other guy! It's here! Really, he's right! Somebody get
the press on the line! Somebody get the press on the line right now! Hey, I'll tell you
All righty, I'm let's go leave.
Bottom of the gate, bottom of the woods, hmm, everybody back.
All right, we did pretty good that rain, Mr.
Hotchagrod.
I needed that.
Thank you so much.
If I do say so much, excellent rain, boy, excellent rain.
Incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible, oh.
An incredulous reign.
Wow, wow.
Stab Pudu.
Y'all not gonna lie to you, that guy we faced,
he is suffering from tinnitus glaucoma,
aids the whole thy yarns.
I was shooting at this guy for two minutes in the back,
didn't turn around once.
You think Otto's right?
Save that battery.
We want more car battery for that quest, by the way.
We'll get one more.
Please, please, I can sell Periquins.
Please, God, tell me I can sell Periquins.
Perfect.
I
Can't sell that either what a sweet delight. Oh, I wonder you guys honestly, I wonder how much
My streamer item is going for the free market, I bet you it's expensive. All right people know
People know that it's worth the money.
Okay, I know my worth.
I bet you it's going for 100K per bottle of vodka.
Easily, let's take a peek.
I'll give you half a fruit roll up for that bottle of coffee.
Hold on, I'm taking, I'm taking, I've been a 100K.
What do you bet, I might be looking at the jet,
I might be looking at the bucket list.
What do you think?
I'm at 100K, 100K easily.
What do you honestly say maybe 20 maybe 20 maybe let's see how much they are for spying
for it.
She was there for spying for it and for spying for what they were saying you buy it wait
right man.
27,500.
But that's actually pretty good from one slaughter that's actually pretty good.
I bet you it means a hundred carats lot is what 20 K slot is what you go for right.
That's still a respectable amount. That's still a respectable amount. Yeah, respectable
for a bitch, I agree. No, respectable in general, but that's a respectable amount. That's a
solid amount. That's a solid amount. A very solid amount. Why is there only one page of
of them. There's like 15 of them. This guy's selling half of them. Large whale fetus has
one. Octopus has one. Good for them. Good for them. Good for them. That's good to see.
I will personally never sell.
I will personally never sell my item ever.
Gigi sells for 52K.
Yeah, why does Gigi see my item
sell for more than my item?
That's not fair.
It actually has use.
Mine has use too.
Gigi's item, you can store keys in
and yada, yada, yada, your item.
You look like you have no arms and legs
And you sink what my item is fashionable my item is drippy my item
Let the people on the battlefield know that you mean no goofball around you mean business
That's your ugly and you're trying to hide it
No, no, you see a guy with my nutsack on his face and you know that guy's not playing around
100p 100%
Well, I guess I'll give it a try.
Survive an extract shoreline three times.
I want to die.
Well, well, well, well.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm not! You- I do think I got money for that, pal!
I ain't got nobody!
Your chat just bought all the supplies. You guys are fucking sick.
No, they didn't! This was natural. This was organic.
You're a bunch of sick fucks.
A hundred thousand dollars.
They're going for a hundred thousand. Hundred thousand.
You refresh?
OOOOOOO!
There's only one other market! There's only one other market!
Not only is it expensive, but it is rare!
It is like diamonds!
$250,000!
$1 billion!
I will have you know that the Nutsack has raised it from $28,000 to $1 billion in 2-bats.
You see that they know it's where the friends of a
What what's up what bids what's up pushing what we're gonna fresh again finally fresh again
That's just a steal boom what's up pussy what's up bids to 50,000 for minimum 250,000
I
So I still have tour guys have a new tour now
We do our toy oh
Is it tour what you wanted me to do I don't know what tour is but oh no tour
Oh, I will be me at least one guy keeps putting on the market for $1. I'm trying to get them
I'm trying to get what I'm trying to get one for $1 one guy keeps putting on the market for $1 each
oh shit oh fuck oh fuck put one more answer put one more one more yes no how
How are you guys so fucking fast?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh shit, I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
I got one!
Uh.
Nice.
Let's go! Let's go!
Eeeeh, yeah, it's too easy, too easy.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Oh yeah, now, you are, I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna win out of solidarity for the Bungalow's.
I'm putting the Nutsack on.
I'm putting the Nutsack on right now.
To represent, represent!
Boom. Take a peek, guys. Take a peek at that.
Take a peek at that right there.
Take a peek at that right there.
I'm representin'.
I'm representin'. I'm reppin' my set, pussy.
I'm representin'. I'm reppin' my set, shit.
Deadass. On the stack.
No cap. On my gang. On my mama.
Shout out to my homies in some black game.
The only thing to do in jail is masturbate.
And drink toilet wine.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Now we're cooking now we're cooking boys now we're cooking
Oh
The art wait
Wait, by the way, I completely got listen to whatever you just said. What do you say again?
You completed to a right
Yeah, and I have another one where I have to turn in $20,000 to the mechanic. Yeah, that's what I'm on
you're good that's what I'm on okay so I have what's the problem so now you have
now you should have reserve unlocked but anyway you don't use that to reset your
game but we're not going to anyways we're gonna go back to the second so I
give my two honestly that boring you've been doing this one in the whole time
let's do let's do the let's do the reserve one we look at my story quest
oh you know what you want you want let's gun the boring ass I want to go to I
I want to go to the icebreaker. I want to and and my bungalow. They just told me mr. Hutch that there's a new code
There's a new code called boat trip that gives you the exact dollar amount it takes to get in to icebreaker. You know that
Yeah, so we complete the quest we could really get in there we can really get in there
What's anybody know where the AMG 10 is on reserve? Where is it?
We're not damn it. We got it. What's up to do?
Hmm
Is he would notice he would know where he did? Oh
Helicopter mainly oh, it's oh, it's one of those multi
Multi-sponses fuck that. Oh my goodness. I'm I'm gonna leave out to Google it. I'm gonna go to get all the spots
Let's take it
Where is it? Oh
Oh
Hi, we go
This is I found mine at the entrance of under area of black Bishop on the south
Oh my god, there's not even a Wikipedia page on it. We are so fucked
We are genuinely so fucked. Oh my god. Oh
My god
Oh, I don't know. I thought I found a list of all this mods. I found it. We're good. There's like six mods
We're good. We're good. Do a quick restart of the game was touched. Oh
I can do I can do I can do get your best kid on to get your best kid
We're going in. Yep. I won't go anything. I only have six shots out as well
I'm gonna grab this and L545 I got that pussy. We murdered there was stream cyclist. It's a month
Yeah, yep fuck that guy
Agreed
It's a BT in there. Oh, you can put that in the guy. What kind of bull honky is that?
That's a bull honky
What's a bull? What's a bull honky?
Hmm
Well, I'm even gonna run PPVS in my first my first bag. I'm not fucking around. I'm not I'm not fucking around
I'm running PPVS in my first bag
That's a serious I am
I
Got some food in some water a bit famous
Eat that a little bit of water for mrs. Matterpies
Perfect
That's 14 kills right there
Easily. Easily, besides, easily.
Hmm. Helicopter or Black Bishop Basement.
Yeah, I see, I see, this is web, sorry, it gives me like six spots.
So I think we'll be able to find it.
How are we going to get the 20,000?
Oh, we don't need the 40,000, that's another quest.
All we got to do, is there a BTR on reserve?
No, I don't think so.
All we gotta do is get this bad boy and then go to talk to the BTR ones.
We got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this easy, we got this easy.
Wait a second, wait a second, hold up.
Wait a second, hold up.
Punch.
The guy that stream sniped us is the guy that put the nut sack baklabaka on the market
for one million.
The same guy.
I just checked.
He's still not calling my book, fuck you pussy.
Now, obviously, buddy's a fucking asshole.
Fuck you, guy.
I know you're watching, pal.
I know you're watching.
Fuck yourself.
You can take that baklava off the market
and shove it way up your ass.
Fuck you.
Oh, the lip is backwards.
You know, we do need some cash.
We got the flea market.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, a lot of people make mistakes and they buy things for too much.
Can my beans $200,000?
Can beans $200,000,000,000?
Start very soon.
Then it goes up those rubles going twice.
So.
Oh, wait.
You back? Oh, wait.
Did you really start again?
Yeah, it's just that you don't have a sir.
No, thank you, sir.
For me to do, boss.
You'll be invited one time.
We got to see Unlock Reserve.
Hey, both of us.
We started a game.
We could both of us.
We started a game.
I did.
Let me see if I can see a solo and see.
Yes, you can see in solo.
We got to see here like reserve, right?
Oh, what is it?
What is to her say?
What is to her say?
I'm not going to go to reserve.
What is the what is the quest to
reserve you.
Survive an extra short line
three times $20,000 learn how
to escape Tarkov.
That's what mine has and I can
go to reserve.
Maybe I need to go and talk to
another trader.
Easy to restart overtime.
They know
No, they're telling you to just do the quest but I have that question
I haven't done it either and I have it unlocked so that just
Wait hold up
Wait, no, I I have hand over $20,000 and learn how to escape from talk up, but I don't have survived shoreline
Three that's what you have to do. Oh
No, oh, I also have to find PMC dog tags
I
Know
Okay, please the dogs that we turned your dog tags and we think you you must have five on heads by now, right?
Fuck no, what?
You should have like 50 I just from today, but for other days
other days I haven't fucking played the level five you sound like a hundred by
now whether I literally logged on played like three raids and then got no I
played one raid got bugged I couldn't leave that same math oh my god all right
okay so we're just fine we're just done for fuck you can't kill five guys oh I
I don't do I don't do oh yeah, I don't do grab a second grab a second no armor
Grab a second no armor. I have the meta. I have
the meta
Well, I'm probably I'm probably jumping out soon. Just saying what do you mean?
Well, we're almost ice-breaker almost ice-breaker, boss
But I'm fucking tired
Till we get to ice-breaker, boss
It's your shotgun on buddy
No armor, no nothing but a shotgun.
Not even beds?
You can put beds in your butthole.
Okay, okay, okay.
Make sure there's some extra with your butthole though for dog tags.
Alright, yeah.
We're going in.
I have the plan.
The vector plan!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Did you just want to wear that face mask?
I thought it was 250,000 dollars
Yes, even though the nut sack is worth more than my entire net worth
I will bring it into this rain with no armor no helmet because that is what a
Bungulated dodge presents he reps his sack
He reps his set your dead ass on a stack. Oh, you hear this guy you hear this guy you hear this guy
He has a no loyalty. He doesn't know a loyalty. He doesn't know brotherhood. He knows nothing
He does nothing
Get tento ton exactly did that sort of stack on my mama CC third Street, which I
Gigi will play with Gigi watch out stop now. Let's ride
I
Results here's the plan
We go in that backpack I
Forgot to take it up. We go it with this. That's actually really bad. We go damn. I'm
I'm actually, I'm pissed about this.
I'm really mad.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
Don't worry, we're never gonna die.
We go in there, we kill five BMCs, easy-peasy, grab the dog tags, put them in your bottle, and then we leave.
Alright?
Lock it in!
Gigi Hex?
I can't see dick in.
I can't see dick in.
I'm sorry.
Keep watching.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, you can't be shot.
Move, move, move, move.
No, we have to, no, we have to.
No, you can't do it by the chance.
Me, me, me, me, me.
Oh, you're right. I hear with the water here in the water. He's the right. I'm gonna peek him. I'm gonna peek him
I'm facing him
He's got nothing he's got no legs. He's like he's what's what's what's what's what's on the left?
There's two I'm thinking I'm thinking
I'm dead. I'm gonna grab his cock and twist it. Were you dead?
Yeah, oh my god
God.
Oh, I got it.
Gotcha.
And my game fresh.
Got you little...
Boyfriend.
What you gonna do with that?
What you gonna do about that big man?
What you gonna do about that?
Hey, you don't want any of this pussy.
He brought up the whopper, but the hell is that guy using on factory?
That thing belongs on a tank.
The hell is wrong with that guy?
What the?
You see that?
Oh
Shit, I got to I got to
You I've got a good kid. I've got a I've got a good kid. I'm kind of good good nice to work
Hey, let's go to my LG bro. I'm tired. What?
Why you
Well, I sprake a bars. I'm gonna do that again
I'm tired boss, and I've lost now officially everything and I am going to grind tomorrow so that the next time we play Tarkov
I have something
We're gonna go ice-breakers again
Well, you Genji and Coco are playing and take them to ice-break
Yes, yeah, yeah, that's cool boss
Hit me with that P don't hit me with that boss cool, that's
Hey, right boss, I just take the last few bucks. How about this? We'll play tomorrow
I'll stay up a little bit later tomorrow, but tonight
You'll get me
30 tomorrow, I'll stay up till 1 30 in the morning tomorrow. Oh well
That's great
All right, okay, all right, we're joining the gang we are joining the gang gentlemen, we're joining the gang
Yeah, for sure first get out I heard you guys
I heard that you guys were
out of the dumps and you needed a little help and the
bugulator has just arrived.
You are saved.
There's nothing to worry about.
You guys are all saved.
I'm hearing some projection.
I'm hearing it too, Genshi.
I don't know about this peanut guy.
Yeah, I don't know about it either.
Well, I'm here in a couple of broke bitches, all right?
Okay, so let me put my wallet away
before I continue this conversation.
If you were to get money, I don't wanna talk.
How many roubles you got, broke boy?
Huh?
Huh?
What's your stash value, bitch?
I'm gonna hit my first milli with roubles.
How about you guys?
Let's play big ball.
Let's play big ball.
What's your stash value, pussy?
What the fuck does that mean?
This guy's, what's he saying?
Okay, so when you click on it,
when you go on inventory, click on overall
I'll show stash value on the left side of your
Total cost of items, total cost of all items in the stash
is what it's called. It's under common stash, it's the last one
We're in, we're in raid so you can't see that
I bet it's higher than yours
How convenient
I bet it's
I'll make you bet, 100 subs
Okay
You down?
What's the, wait, what's the bet?
My strat's value is higher than yours?
You give me 100 subs
My strat's value, your strat's value is higher than mine?
I did it, I did it
No, I did it. I did it. I did it.
Do it, Pussy. I did it.
That's right. That's right.
Yours might be better than his.
Really? Really?
It might be, but I don't know.
Make the bet.
Make the bet.
I don't fucking pussy.
I would make the bet.
You're on.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck that off.
You can't improve your score now.
You can't improve your score now.
What can I possibly do that can significantly change my
I don't know. I don't know. I'm at 31,842,000.
We how much? 31,842,000.
Oh, no. OK, well,
you know, Coco has only played three days.
Was it a sub that, bitch?
Was it a sub that was it?
We don't know how much minds that was there.
Hold on hold on we gotta exit out we got to figure out the fucking whatever
Let's go to extra let's figure this out. Let's figure it out. Let's figure it out. Let's figure it out
Last little noodles are in this one
Yeah, you're reserved by the way, let's keep it on for reserve. This game's making me
Fucking
Ah, Mr. Peanut, good day and 20,000 lasting tears.
Are you a fan of Warhammer?
Of course.
If so, what era and what faction whispers please do be a fan of Warhammer?
I don't know about that much about Warhammer.
I only play Sonic War, Sonic the same, and then about the Pitch!
Pitch!
Baby, I can't listen to you take the bet!
Oh my god, I'll fight Gobi.
Penguin Bear sent Helen Keller as a fraud.
fraud also we do it our credit man ever every week I give you like five
subs it's 14 million
All right, listen man. Let's do a payment plan. All right. You know what you keep it sounds like you need it pussy
All right, I would you fuck you 14 mil
You keep it
You better not give 200 back we made a bet I'm giving you a hundred
I knew I was gonna win the bet I
Six thousand hours in this game and I
I've kept in the hundred subs we made
I knew I was in a way I'm gonna give you the subs whether you like it or not you're gonna take it from me you piece of shit
Don't worry, and if you did, I'm more than him.
You gotta take these fucking subs like the good boy you are.
Alright, I'm gonna fucking send it to you.
Do you know what?
You know what?
What?
What?
I'm banning you from my chat.
Don't you fucking dare.
I'm banning you.
Okay?
Then I'll make another old account.
I'll get the whole banning here.
I'm banning you.
Alright, good luck.
You're gonna have to ban me.
You're banning me.
You're banning me.
You're banning me.
I'm just banning you.
I'm just banning you.
I'm just banning you.
I'm just banning you.
I'm just banning you.
God, Pussy, get you down!
I can still get the sub.
No, you can't. Can he?
Yes, yes, I can. Get the fuck out of here, Pussy.
No, he can't. No, he can't.
But can you get the sub to see what your band do?
Ma, it's band perpina for my channel now.
No, this isn't even a band.
I'm begging you for my channel now.
That doesn't even apply to what we're doing!
Ma, it's permanently band perpina right now.
Fine, I'll ban you.
Ties are dumb.
What about that, Pussy?
I want that.
All right, I'm not bad at you too, but I'm still give you the hundred subs because I'm getting you is that you don't
Stop banning me. I spent you again. I spent you guys your bed your bed
Your bed your bed me. I would have fun. No, I'll bet you have a fun. You later
I'm a fun. You know that but you over you. I don't want your subs
Keep your subs, man. All right. Okay, but I'm still gonna get the money to you somehow. Oh
I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking find out. I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna find out what I hand over the $500 to you
I'm gonna pin you down and I'm fucking I'm gonna pin you against the bed
I'm gonna give you the $500 when you look behind waiting for me to insert my
Bees like I know you $500 at this point
I got a baby make me baby baby you might
Get a bed, please. I got you. I got you. I bet you don't give me those stuff. Don't you don't give me those
I knew I was gonna win you dumb bitch, but that's the point of a bet I gambled it so it's a deal is a deal peanut
All right guys get my game get my game get my game. All right guys. We're going to wait. Did you have your eyes big again?
No, I have to kill my rogues. I've only killed nine. I only want one time today
You guys might be able to reserve a quick and then got my amg 10 or whatever the fuck is called
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we can do that.
Cool.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Problem is, we need Coco to do his quest too,
so we can go to Icebreaker.
No, I thought only one person needed it.
No, okay, so this is the thing,
is that I have to do all of my Icebreaker quest
to unlock it so we can queue up.
Yeah, I know. I'll do it too.
No, no, no. My quest in Icebreaker.
Wait, you can't bring friends with you unless you'd go to Ice Maker and do the quest?
Yes.
Oh my god.
I'm telling you, this game...
Oh, here's a toss! Here's a toss!
Sorry.
What does that mean?
Coco, this is the toss you need!
This game is like gargling Satan's ballsack covered in fire ants.
After a time, you think you got something good going on.
Dude.
It fucks ya.
Me and Coco have been having a big fest of blasts.
We would have we would pop it off
I'm gonna tell you if you don't know already that's not easy
That's right
No, just the gun this should be a good enough kit right here
Actually this nl545 is decent only 65 burt recoil on an 800 rpm gun. That's not crazy good
That's pretty damn good. That is all that's pretty damn good
Which is it to make this by this?
145,000 rubles to buy this oh, this is a good guy. This is a good guy
Germans up there, so we don't want to get into a fight with him
Thank you, my boy, please eat my wife
The nl 545 is meta right now. Wait. This is meta. I'm running the meta right now
I was thinking an 800 rpm it's still 65 vert which is it's damn good but not
perfect
hmm
oh there's the fail-on for doing this boy good man good man thank you my boy
I
You two been like it just refresh the page if my voice is like it
Hi boys, how close you guys get out of that rain? I can see extract from here
We're like a hundred feet away like a telescope, okay
I just jerked one out in solidarity for this team.
In solidarity, and for the rest, I had your dad doing it next to me.
And for this team to have good rage, he is very good.
He's comes to the balls. You're talking about that's a technique that a lot of guys don't know.
But his hands aren't too hot, so your balls aren't sweat. It's like medium.
Exactly, exactly. I keep a bowl of ice water next to us so we can dip it in every 30 seconds.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, he does this technique where he's like he's blown out of birthday candle, but right on the top.
Wow.
You know if you dip your balls in soy sauce, you'll taste it.
Really? Is that true?
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
That's what my uncle showed me.
Wow.
You can taste your balls.
Is that true?
I heard about this technology where there was this Asian guy.
You might know him coconut.
He was making.
Yeah.
Well, not like not like just like okay like just this is the chance anybody knows anybody
Asians we thought that's not what I was saying.
That's not what I was saying.
I'm just saying we know we know that's not what I was saying.
That's not what I was saying.
When I was saying like there's a chance like you might know him too.
Yeah, exactly.
You might know him too.
No, no, no, no.
I don't say as I was saying there was this is this is guys who's making the spoon that
It sends out the perfect electrical response.
So that if you eat, yeah, if you eat with that spoon,
it tastes, it'll be like you have salt on the food
when you really don't.
Yes, no, I've seen that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's kind of cool.
Oh, that's super cool.
That's super cool.
Don't you wish you were smart like him?
I'm smart.
Sometimes.
The bit activated automatic bluetooth butt plug
Yes, I do yes, I do
Mmm, I'm telling you you guys think I'm jumping with that but genuinely if these
These
Quits and kick creators that put the green screen on their ass to play fortnight actually
Used a bit activated but plug with vibration Bluetooth technology. They would genuinely make millions of dollars
I've that is I don't even think I'm joking, but that's genuine tech. That is that is genuine tech
That is
Well the money is in the use of it not the creation of it you'd only sell like a hundred
But the people using it would make a ton of money, you know me
There is literally sites for that already there he is
Police police coconut did you just give me a hundred fucking subs you bet?
Watch that I'm bad at that. I'm
Watch that have bad him it circumcised them on
Every platform tick tock tick tock grinder everything I said coconut in the penis explosion chamber at once
Whatever the penis explosion
Thank you. Are you serious because I'm gonna give it I'm gonna give it back twice fold two fold
No, no, if you give it dude, don't do this if you give it back. You're a fucking bitch. Why can't I go to reserve?
Why is it saying you're locking me from reserve? I
Don't know. I got a shit though. Have you tried to play? No, no, no, don't go see you have you turned your five
Docs in it's coming out. It's going to go
I've been sitting in the lobby for 20 fucking minutes and I gotta wait for coke. Let me shit
I swear to god.
I swear to god.
Did you do know why coconut adds reserve lock as he not turned into his five dog tags or something?
Fuck coconut!
I'm not taking him for those subs. I'm giving it back to him.
I'm giving it back to him too full when he doesn't expect him.
When he's sleeping in the middle of the night, I'm gonna give it back to him twice as much.
What's up, Gigi?
Hmm.
Huh?
Gigi, can you, can you tell me why Coconuts live for Pay Reserve?
Wait, was I muted that whole time?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I think he hasn't turned in his dog tags, but he might have them.
Okay, when he gets back from pooping, let's have him turn in their dog tags and then we
go to reserve, get the AMG 10, boom, we're done.
Uh...
I swear to God, coconut better not be a long pooper.
He better not be a long- he better be a quick pooper.
He better have trained his sphincter muscles.
He better have trained him.
I don't understand why it takes people so long to poop.
I know! I can poop, clean, and be back in 90 seconds flat!
That's the truth!
C'mon!
That's the-
I don't get it!
Oh, Stingy.
People have pooping problems, I guess.
Gross. I don't want to see you tell me about it.
I don't know.
What do you mean you just told me about yours you weirdo did you let's not get
into the semantics gross I have trained my rectum muscles to perfection to be
honest my doctor said that's that's healthy though oh I'm back my doctor's
fat as shit I don't know what I don't know if he knows what's up
Have you ever noticed that the nutritionist like a nutrition person is always like they always look the unhealthiest out of
like everyone
Am I the only one that thinks that I see on Twitter that like all the leading
Like medical guys for all the countries are like
That is shit
I know what that's called the nurses the nurses and the doctors are actually the biggest degenerates
They go to raves and they I've heard that I've heard she's gonna raise and stuff
We go go go go go go we got loaded into the game. Can you check your two-word quest and see if you turn in five dog tags?
Or test
Porta tortoise turtle tortoise
cool
Wait, where do I go?
Don't you go to your quest at the top press to her and tell me if it says you turn it five dog gangs
I'm in the lobby for a half an hour hurry up coconut
Zed
Go go Zed
I'm thinking hold on man. I swear to God
It's your story mode.
Ah!
Coco, it's your story mode.
You have to go too.
Okay.
So I gotta visit the motherfuckers?
No, no, no.
Remember, go back to the main and click on tap and then story mode.
Okay, yeah.
Tor.
Okay, here we go.
Ensure access to reserve.
Yes.
Ensure access to lighthouse.
Ensure access reserve.
What did you say?
access to reserve yes a hand over the items the proper five dog tags hey
hand over cash the mechanic 20 40,000 no you should have to do that I have a
certain lot that I haven't done that well maybe I'm cooler than you have you
ever thought of that don't go to property give the dog tax okay do you have
five dog tags I think so
We are already vicious enough by playing escape from talk off at 11.40 p.m. on a Tuesday no, you weren't
Opening Tarzan's and and and and mute twos and and whatever the fuck out you freaks do
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
I need one more. I need one more dog tag. Okay. Shotgun factory. Let's ride. Shotgun.
factory stay behind us don't die we'll kill someone water bus water busie
challenge water busie sounds water busie sounds the broader busie challenge
he needs does he need them to be found in race no but I think you can drop them
to him it'll lead him so you can kill someone in the rain they give it to me
can't bring one in all right everybody gets your brother busie
everyone gets a butter buzzy. I blunder buzzy. Don't get on the stage behind us
do not die until you have one dog tag in your butthole do not die. Once you have
one dog tag in your butthole you can go ancient all right. Yeah. He only needs one.
Yeah, I want to kill you. No, no
Let me just
That works, I don't even know if that works. I'm going in lock it boys lock it. I'm gonna do it up every day
We feel you can drop one per person
He loves shotgun factory. Yeah, that's the most fun thing to do in this entire game
How's the how's your running with hot speed? Well, it was more rolling and it went bad. We died
Mostly every game we died mostly every game. We almost completed nothing. I think we got about two quests done in four and a half hours
That sounds like a win to me
By the way, did you have 20,000 hours? I'm gonna ask you a question
The bungalows weren't really able to help me with it earlier
Well, I'm sure some of them were saying the real answer, but there's so many liars
That I could decipher the truth from the real
Today off stream I played for three and a half hours. I
Wanted to level up quick. I
Transited 15 times in a row without dying
15 no joke
But it seemed as if it didn't give me the multiplier for the xp. Is that gone?
It shouldn't be.
I literally, I, I, I, I translated 14 times, killed Calente in his guards, um, killed Calente
in his guards, and then I translated one more time, and then I died right before transiting
the 16th time, which is the maps.
Oh, let's ride!
Oh
I hate you over there bitch!
You want some of this punchy? You want some of this?
He's a medical tent. Intimidate him, intimidate him.
Fuck you, fuck you!
I hate you over there bitch!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you!
No, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
No, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Alright, that was me shooting.
Fuck me, I guess.
Nice.
Autumn.
Put it in your butt, put it in your butt.
Arranged!
Put it in your butt, put it in your butt.
Put it, put it, go put it in your butt!
Put it in your butt!
Hold on, hold on!
There's someone coming, that's why I'm yelling.
Okay, okay, I put it, it's in my ass.
Oh, thank god.
Hey, do you need another one, or do you just need one?
You need one, you need one.
You need one.
Get out of there, boys, get out of there, you need one.
I'm here.
I'm going.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
That was a close one.
We're getting out.
Good work, boys. Good work, everybody. Good work.
That was a stupidness raid. That was a stupidness raid.
He has four already.
He has four already.
I got my kit ready. Let's move. Let's move.
Coconut, you need to turn that dog tag in.
Restart your game. Rejoin the group. We go to the gym.
Let's do it. Let's ride.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, I get serious boys time to get serious
You then try to kill them before they kill you oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, oh, fuck yourself.
Up, thanks Mr. HMU,
but we're just going to play good, bad, good, bad.
Thanks, mom, what?
Me, too, mom, what?
Idea of the year, idea of the year.
I'm telling you that gentleman right down there,
the one that just said that,
he's the reason for his parents to voice.
I can tell you with how much we're
curing up for this.
We're full of juice.
We're full of juice.
We're full of juice.
All right, I'm walking and loading.
We're full of juice.
We're full of juice.
We're locking in.
We are locking in.
It's time to get serious.
It is time to get serious.
I am ready to rumble.
I am ready to fuck.
I'm going to pop your tongue on.
You pop in a purse dirty and get straight to fucking.
When your mom's pussy and fucking it.
Oh my god.
My god. My god.
That's his mom.
That's his mom.
Yeah, and she likes it.
Yeah, she does.
Yeah, she does.
You know, why are you quiet?
Are you looking at me weird?
No, no, that's not looking at you normal.
The totally normal conversation we all just had is this one.
The totally normal conversation where you said, quote,
and I'm fucking his mom real good and she likes it.
No, looking at you weird.
That'd be crazy. That'd be insane.
He was mogging? That's crazy.
I was mogging. That is true.
I was mogging.
I fucking knew it.
I was mogging. I was mogging.
Is it like the look that he gives me every time I'm opening Pokemon cards?
Very similar. Very similar. A little bit more jaunty.
Now Coco, can you turn your dog back in?
Yes, I did.
All right, did you we say again? I'm gonna do it now. I was just holding my kid up
You fucking suck stop dying
We're down to the streets on that one shot to my homies in the streets
On that one her dad her dad shit
her dad
My homies in the streets, so I do those guys on that one
On photo hundred P hundred P
Don't go I just saw a notification. I'm assuming you gave it down. Yep
Fantastic. Fantastic. Coco, let me tell you something.
Can I be honest with you for a second, boss?
You have only been playing this game for three days.
I have not only seen growth and improvement,
but the determination you've shown to get better
and to increase your team synergy,
better the outcomes for not just you, but for everybody,
have been astounding and impressive.
And for one,
I think that you are going to be rated this game.
You beat that?
No!
You're so clumsy getting the game.
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in your party.
I'm going to kick you and invite you back.
It's still saying, this is bullshit.
Can you invite him?
I have a feeling this is about to say that we can't go so.
Oh, we don't really know it since we can go.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It worked, it worked.
Oh my God, it worked.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Okay, okay.
First time I've ever watched a stream, is he usually in the stats screen 90% of the time?
First time I've ever seen you chat, are you usually a bitch 90% of the time?
Are you usually a bitch 90% of the time?
Fuck you.
No, I'm not! This is a stringuating circumstance, coconut is a new player, we have to walk him through every day!
Fuck you, sir.
Yes, he is.
No, don't listen to those guys.
They're lying.
They're like, what, what, what?
You know, your nutsack costs a lot of money on the market.
I know my worth.
I know my worth.
I know my worth and so does everyone else.
Yeah.
One million dollars if I remember correctly.
One million dollars.
One million dollars.
And I want you to know that he is totally organic and I did not affect that price at all.
Just in case you were wondering, I know you did ask that and I know it's suspicious that I
mentioned it. But I just want you to know it was totally organic and I did not manipulate
the market in any way so before. Again, I know you did that, and again, it may be suspicious
that I am saying that, but I have to stress, I cannot stress enough that it is not suspicious.
I
Chat was coming in here earlier and saying that
What would they say
Those would be deep-state agents
There is a group of people
Controlling the world that have set their sights on you being lied to tonight
tonight about the non-existent market manipulation of the nut sack on the flea market. They have
sent the deep state agents and back by the Ross Childs and Black Rock have convinced
sounds like it sounds like they
have convinced you oh my goodness you
are that guys so feeble minded so feeble
minded no they're lying Genji that I did
nothing to manipulate the price on the
market of the nut sack you've been live
you've been lied to by the deep state
and the deep state agents.
Yes, you're sure.
Coconut back me up on this.
Aye.
Probably.
Let's ride.
of the exact location we needed to go. First spot point is near the North entrance to Black
Bishop basement across the street. I have no idea what you're doing. I'm grabbing the AMG pad.
There's a spawn in here. You want to go look at it?
You go look at it. Yeah, I've got all the spawns on this website next week.
There should be a spawn in here somewhere.
how many martyrs you guys use 100 I bet you like a big box in here anywhere
how did she got that probably like that one guy in the oh shit oh we should go
We should go underneath over on under school over here.
That's where the website is to go.
That's where I found mine.
Yeah
You can be over here it says it should be on the shelf it's not there the next one is on
The shelf back here
Oh god, we're done. We win. Okay. You're the whole game. We went forever
You see a white box right there
W filter
I'll see shouts, you know, like box. I'll be you saw this question boss
Okay, I think it
So now we have to get out
I see your dad to the bunker to kill some rogues for some goop. Yeah, I
He's making a rocket.
Everybody gather up, everybody gather up right here, T-Meeting, T-Meeting, T-Meeting.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Which one's Iggy?
Me?
Right here?
I say
Gigi goes down there first by the way, I see that nut sack
Well, I say we said Gigi first and see
I
Yeah, good boy. Good boy
You're so good
These days I ain't gonna lie
Oh my god
Who got no time for goof on around why I don't I think they left because they didn't spawn this is me running
oh you think they already skedaddle because the rain is just by huh?
ohhh
ohhh meh
ohhh meh
well?
ohhh
hmmm
what was that what was that?
let's go kill that guy yeah
let's get some extra loot
I'm with you. I'm with you. That's your arch nemesis. Satan ascended. I'll keep you safe.
Close, close, close.
I think we should-
There's a PMC over here.
Where?
Down below where we just were.
There's two of them.
You sure?
Yep.
Oh, we're coming back,
coming back, coming back, coming back, coming back.
I think I saw someone,
was that a scav, I just saw?
Eh!
Where the edge is, where the edge?
Going to Queen?
Going to Queen, what does that even mean?
Where are you at?
Be sure to get staffed.
Going to the extracts.
Where are you at, Gigi?
Oh, I see, I see you.
Oh, shit.
You heard the maybe, right?
We gotta kill him, Gigi.
We gotta go get him.
Wait, they're up top.
They're in that hallway.
No idea?
No, no, no.
To your left.
Fuck you guys!
Fuck you!
Our TBD's yet another TBD.
this time I say we said coconut oh sorry I and see if he dies I watch this
pussy I'm out
it goes by hero watch your man she goes
Are you dead yet?
I'm not dead.
Where were they?
To the left here?
They might have gone down below.
Yeah.
They might have been down here jerking.
In the shadows.
Oh, fuck.
I think that's what happened.
They went down to extract.
I think that's what happened. They went down to extract.
Coco, I have a very special mission for you. You know you might spend a little time. You
know that? Heeey! You might spend a little time. I want you to stand right there for
two seconds
I can't
I need you for one more special mission
I go by way for another special mission
I'm ready open it up
I need you to just go stand out there for two seconds and see if you die.
Okay.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh!
Good work, Gogo!
My buck, Gogo Bobby!
Is that movement?
That's movement!
That's motion!
Good work, Gogo!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
The door is closed.
What the hell is that?
That means you didn't leave.
We're hiding.
We're hiding.
What?
I'll be hiding in the room.
You know, with your item?
Um...
I'll be hiding in the room.
I'll be hiding in the room.
Yeah, but I've been in the lobby for the last hour. I want to kill a guy.
Okay.
Did you see what over here did you?
Did you see what over here did you?
They might have gone actually to one of the pond buildings.
Come on, come to that, move back this cage wide open.
Oh, there's a lot of stairs.
Oh my God.
I've got a lucky time not to keep playing with hot.
Oh, you're dying.
I hear that.
Now we go up this ladder.
I'll guard you. I'll guard you.
Come on, guard you.
I'm going up.
I see you on it, Percy.
Oh, I mean, I'm sorry, F, go ahead, Percy F.
No look straight press F. You want to look you all the knife is straight press F.
Ah, you're joking.
Okay, so you can't go up on ladders.
You can't go up ladders.
No, not yet.
And drive.
One day.
You would think you would allow a human to go up on ladders.
That is true. You would think you could do that.
Yeah, I think that's what he would think.
Alright, let's get our burn rod.
Time to get serious. Time to get serious.
Hey, I guess you were busting down below. Do you not hear that?
Oh, there he is! Got him!
Oh, yeah.
You heard someone busting?
Mm-hmm.
By the way, this he had earlier for those hundreds of people.
He got me doing that here.
Oh, that's a bad guy! That's a bad guy!
I got him.
Really?
Yeah, he did.
Was this a scav?
I think so.
What?
Yeah.
You is to blame
I could go on me brother on me. I'm coming
Yeah, I know this gap
I didn't hear you shoot peanut. What the hell?
Now here's what I used to what I really said it's building
Shoot at that. Shoot at that.
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
I think the thread is dead.
Oh, I'm kidding. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
You see hacks?
Would you go peanut?
He's got the move. He's out of battle.
He's out of battle in the next house.
I hear him.
Dude, you got glass. I've heard glass.
That's him! That's him! That's a real guy!
Dude, dude, dude!
There's a lot on your left, too.
Go, go, go, go, it!
Where's the... Where'd the other one go? Where'd the other one go?
I don't know.
Easter silly!
Easter silly!
You see him?
I hear someone talking.
Oh, it's me, it's me.
Oh.
I don't see him, no.
I'm dead.
Hey, hold up, wait. You're dead?
Yeah, someone killed me at the plane.
In the middle of the heli
Oh shit, on my back, I don't know what you're crying for
These aren't people, these aren't...
Wait, this is GLUHAR
I'm gonna kill me at the heli in the middle
Hi guys
My body is outside
Was it a person?
Yes
This is gonna be very close, this is gonna be very close
This is GLUHAR and it's like 800 guards
Plus one guy that killed JJ
Alright guys?
That's what you're playing right now, that's what you're playing
I'm gonna try half a bottle of Silly and then we're gonna...
We're gonna fuck
All right, could you give me some water and food you got water food?
All right, I got a sausage actually
And see my body though before he
Would you die?
straight behind the heli on the other side
What the hell are you doing out there?
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill this guy.
You see those two bodies there?
That's my body out there.
Is that you?
That's me!
Oh yeah, I see what he is.
There's two dead bodies right in front of that door.
I got to lock him.
I got to lock him.
I got to lock him.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I need you to fake right there.
I heard someone in the heli, by the way.
Got a guy? I got a guy. I got a guy.
Use your flake right around the large building.
Go all the way right.
I'm gonna flake left. We're gonna be in the middle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see him. Is that him?
Where? Where?
I see him!
I hit him right in the head!
I don't know if he's dead or not though.
Who am I using? Do you see him?
I think he's right about the door, right?
No, no, no. There's multiple dead bodies by the door.
We got to get the guy!
He's dead?
I saw it right the head, but I don't know if it bats or not. I don't know if it bats or not.
Um...
Hey, can I do it again?
No, he's still alive.
Cook, I'll be brother. I'll be... I'll be brother!
Yeah, I hear you. I'm watching this right here.
He might be a helicopter.
I know what he is, Cook! Go lock it!
Oh my gosh, I shot the head, what the hell, oh my god.
I don't know if I killed him, I saw him, I saw him, he's like in front of me.
There he goes, he scams you down his watch.
I was? Oh fuck.
I'm getting in this building.
I see one, I see one, there's multiple, I see one, sorry window.
window. What building though? What other way cross? What other way cross? There's one
in the building next to us. What other way cross? I'm moving in. I'm moving in. Go, go,
go. I'm going in. Charge! Okay. There's one in this building. One in the far building.
I hear you inside of here inside.
I'm coming.
I'm not there behind you.
There's much, there's much.
I don't know where you are.
I'm outside the next building.
I'm outside the next building on your side.
Yeah, yeah.
There's one of these building going the next way.
I hear you.
I think.
That's you, I hear, right, Peter?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
According to the window right now.
I think he's a Hax.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Me through the rooms, through the rooms.
One by one, one by one.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Okay, that's...
Well, I'm dead. I'm dead. No. No. Papa, you bastard.
Oh, that's a poster of a guy.
No way boys, I'll revenge you!
I WILL REVENGE YOU!
YOU WANTED HIM THIS BIT, BOY, CUT, GET IT!
It's your job, do you think you're a little sumptuous, am I?
Did you wait a little bad you did you let me tell you something? It's boy
This is your final hour
Bound to die you bastard
to
Mr. Silly! Come on out, Mr. Silly! Don't make this harder than it has to be! Come on out!
Oh, there he is.
Where, where, where, where?
It sees...
You get out of here!
It sees we have reached an impasse!
Good shit.
Come on out with your hands up and I may let you live.
Are you sure?
Yes, come on out, hands up.
I may let you live, I may let you live, I haven't decided yet.
I think you have the upper hand here, man. I don't know.
says the man that just ran all the way across the entire building to escape my
wrath
you will die here you son of a bitch
me drop my gun you drop your gun
Oh
For fuck sake
Come on back, Mr. Silly, come on back!
You're running
Easter saving
Come on out! Come on out now! Come on out now, Mr. Silly! You are making this monster out of it and asking me! Come on out!
What an idiot!
I got one I got one I'm still working on nothing
I'm still looking at number notes.
You guys are big boys that need to not home.
Okay, alright, that's just three shots right to the eyeballs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's have those two titanium retinas I've heard about. I think they're manufacturing in China.
I
Know
Okay, all right
gotcha!
it's getting intense out here boys
it is getting intense out here
you see that?
throw my arm back on like you do
like you do
like you do like you do
eat food
Oh my, I'm quite famished.
Hopefully this pussy has the food on him.
Just give me one quick moment, boys.
I'm just gonna grab this group price cadet.
I'll let the other hooligan live.
I was so embarrassed.
I was so embarrassed!
Gotcha!
I have to buy the food, sir, perhaps a quick bite of food.
Oh, $10,000!
Score!
Okay.
dollars score okay all right what's on the food department that's a quick bite
to eat on this fine man one bullet all right I have to quit my deed others
These five gentlemen.
There we go.
Oh, and the kibosh.
Score.
I don't cook it.
Now we're cooking boys.
Now we're cooking.
Don't dive, T-Mut.
And a quick kibosh to wash the dab.
I never dive, Genji.
I'm
Now give me a shit pussy give me a shit time to hand it on over
Hand it over hand it over
And keep it coming keep it coming
Keep it coming keep it coming
keep it coming
now we don't need that my legs I'll loop
gotcha one more peep for this five
gentlemen
more people will be I never found your
perpetrator's easy I don't know where
he went
yeah I keep looking him up and he's still
alive he's somewhere that third building
who can I see it I'm just gonna like I
I actually think he was inside the alley.
No, no, no, no, no, no, well, maybe you're a guy,
but I did see another guy in that building for sure.
Interesting.
Hey, did you hear something out here?
Hello?
He's dead.
Oh, he's dead?
Oh, please!
He's dead.
I looked up his account and he was dead.
Hello?
He went down here
Must have been the wind must have been the wind
The wind is pretty aggressive. I'll be careful. I'm sweeping right off your feet
I'm other way about I'm just a little chunky
This sweet piece of
technology I got
Did you see that? Did you see that?
There's a scope at all.
Very nice.
Extract campus.
Not gonna happen, buddy.
What are the chances of that one in a billion?
Don't worry, boy. We're fine. We will live forever.
We're gonna skedaddle it out, keep this loop, put it on the stairs,
and go on to the next one.
You're going the wrong way, LOL.
Ah, have you tried inserting a 2x4 for cheap price and loads deep into the back end of your rectum repeatedly?
Because I heard that's the new craze. That is the new phase you should try it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Follow me, gage, follow me, boy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh
Great deal that's great deal that's great deal hit the power switch we don't need power where we're going boys
Did you by the way the powers definitely hit early right yes
Yes.
Move me up.
OK.
How do we win?
What do we win?
Hm.
Hey, what?
Can I please get my Buddhist scope?
This isn't your Buddhist scope.
This is another guy's Buddhist scope.
It's my Buddhist scope.
No, it's not.
Hey, your Buddhist scope is laying over on the ground.
Next to you, man.
They're like a big, fat, pointy.
Give it to me, please.
I love it.
This isn't even going to.
Hey, Coco, I have one for you.
Hold on, Rayzee, I must ask, was your gun insured?
Yeah, it was actually, it was.
Yeah, then you get it back, this is your gun, boss.
You're good, you're good, this is yours for real,
for real, for real, geez.
This is the other guy.
But still, thank you, Gigi, and Peter, suck a dick.
I literally killed the guy that would've stolen
your stance, he wouldn't have got it back.
Fuck you.
I literally am giving you a whole last video
of the Voodoo Scope, just not today.
Fuck you
That's it, I'm gonna go drop the bad guys
Died right fuck you
I'm too fat to do that anyways. I would have done it. You should have called my bluff
Holy shit, you're heavy as hell. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy
Big boy sounded like hunch after a quick trip to the kitchen. It is not going to be
Off and it's off and those three biggies better watch out
Hit this bad boy right there there we go
Oh, perfect.
Not just a few quick.
How far is X at Caesar?
He's got a lot past the door.
Here we are.
Ex-filiprain, boys.
Ex-filiprain.
I
Wait, what did we do that ready? I forgot. Oh, yeah, I got my AMG 10
No, I need you to go to your bringing a gun with
I need you to go to your tasks and click on boring ass and tell me what it tells you to do next
I have Tor, I have Unheard and Batia.
You don't have Boryash?
No, I don't got no Boryash.
B-O-R-E-A-S.
B-O-R-A, no, Batia.
I have Batia.
I have Tor, I have Foulness, guys.
Interesting.
What does he need to do then?
He needs...
then he needs or buy the poster are you level 15 yet I have how do I how do I
tell he's not he's level 10 yeah I'm 10 oh
after this is back would love you now listen what we have to do is get him a
poster I've seen a lot of them I've seen a lot of them dorms I've seen what if we
do what if we go costumes go dorms and find the post we need my dad wait apparently ground
zero has a time you about that okay I think I even have a question on you maybe okay let's go
Well, let me turn my Bore ass thing in one second.
Fine moment.
You can miss the clap, man.
Hmm.
Oh, we can give you one.
Oh, we just, while we just go to factory and we just give it to him.
Yeah.
I know you can't put in your butt though, unless you have a Doc's case.
What poster is it?
It's the I know what it looks like it's like white like the set bottom 75% of it is white. I don't know what it's called though
Here paradigm paradigm par a dime. Mm-hmm
Which I gotta talk to the bald guy
I don't know if you guys are reading this, but I'm not.
I don't know if you guys are reading this.
I'm not reading this.
You're not allowed to bring them in.
You're not allowed to bring them in?
No, we can find them. I've found them on customs a lot.
Well, everybody's telling me Groud Zero has a ton of them.
But these guys tell me about some...
They can't give me any plain pilots to get to the icebreaker.
Or helipilots.
We had to take a sip, you mean?
Then you took a sip of his coffee.
Oh
I just
Okay, the rude
Little rude chair
All right now. I just have to talk to them the the the beat yard driver. That's it
I just have to the beat yard driver
Okay, oh
You know, no, but we wait what was coconut on again I forgot
He needs to get the poster no, you're the post
Is the beat you're on ground zero
No, we're is the beat you're at other than ones
Street that's it those only two spots
Yeah, only guys rich place has the poster more often woods or streets
trying to do these both at the same time. Which one is more
licy to have to post it?
By Streets?
All right. Okay. We'll run Streets.
Let's do a second.
Coco Coco.
Yes, yes, yes.
I have you gone. I have you gone.
You got it? No!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PUSSY!
What you doing, Pussies?
How much?
Get in there!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Time to get serious.
Oh, I don't have enough money to repair.
My armor, that could pose a quick problem, oh.
That could pose a problem.
Selling couple goodies, including the bonus mag.
No, I'm not an idiot.
I have to sell some stuff so I can pay my armor.
I'm ready to go.
You guys ready?
Yep.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Wait, Gingy, do you have mags and the gun?
I have the gun, the mags and ammo.
Okay, you're the best.
Thank you.
I'm like this fucking peanut guy right here.
Right here!
Let me tell you something about this peanut guy.
He's the type to watch you get jumped in real life and he'll join in and start jumping
your ass while they're beating me.
You won't even do anything.
you'll join them and beat my ass for no reason.
It could be the worst people possible beating my ass.
You'll just watch and then you'll join in.
I know you would.
Okay, that really hurts.
That really hurts when you say that.
Oh, no, boo-hoo.
Okay, see, I actually really consider you a great friend
of mine and I don't want you to think of me that way
because I cherish our friendship
and I really enjoy being around you.
Yeah, cause I would jump your ass.
No!
I
Got yeah
All right, let's go
Make a vote
I'm ready. I'm ready. I will never let you die again. Go. Go. Let me tell you that right now
Dude, I got stuck on the window like I got like I probably got a look down when you go across windows
Yeah those windows are kind of horrible.
Those windows are horrible.
I should have had you hide while I killed the guy.
No, it's my fault.
It was a skill issue.
If I jumped through the window properly,
you would have never killed me.
You heard the glass.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Hmm...
Alright, here's the plan.
I talked to the PCR driver.
We get Coco the poster that we skedown.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm...
Hmm
Hmm
Back on sack violence
Oh, Mr. Weezy, I'm sorry to hear about that brother. Oh
Oh Mr. Weezy, oh my goodness
Thank you, my boy. It's very kind of you. It's very kind of you. I wish you nothing but the best of you, Mr. Weezy.
Wish you nothing but the best of you, Mr. Weezy. Godspeed, brother.
To the windows, to the wall.
Oh
You get another Halo games type night eight times you of course of course I do that soon
So the sweat drips off my balls
I
Only one of y'all need to unlock icebreaker. Yeah, we did the ice remember finally I have the meanest mustache
I'm I can't get you know how you said earlier that only one of us needs to unlock icebreaker
But then you said it only applies if you go to icebreaker do a quest and then you can bring people right?
Yes, but you have to complete all the quests inside of icebreaker like the quest for icebreaker
So you literally need to go conquer icebreaker which can take weeks. Oh
You can do them all in a few probably even in a day. I don't know
Well, it's a way to be much easier to just get coconut up speed
Probably I guess oh
And you sure that's a requirement for bringing your buddies along
Yeah, it is because if you don't do that, then you have to do the transit and you can't
go unless you have it unlocked.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the transit.
Should we bring coconut?
Who's the transit without him having it?
No, no.
I'm getting word that you can't
No, you can't I promise you
Wait guys guys if only one of us has unlocked
We transit
Even if the other two don't have it unlocked
I think what you can
Wait, I mean half of them say you can't have them say you can't I
Mean where they've done a million times. I don't I don't know then I guess you can
Wait, do you want to try it right now and go to Icebreaker?
Did you have it unlocked?
Yeah, I can go to Icebreaker.
What did it say so?
But we have to go to the pier on...
Ah, don't worry about that. Let's ride!
Okay.
I
Use the brain use the brainwights we go to the cost
400,000 guys like me coming at that I got
The plan for years to get you your poster and me to talk to the beat John next grade
We're all gonna bring $400,000 by using code boat trip in the
in the console of the game to get free $400,000 you know put it in your butt and
we're gonna go with you to the ice maker okay okay okay wait I'm getting
worthy more money to return yes we need the the euros but I think only one
person needs the euros I could be wrong though we can just use a green flare
early and not do the boss and just get out with a bunch of loot and then go
back again I'm feeling we're gonna move really slow let's just let's let's
combine our euros everybody bring like 835
are you guys at that post I'm up for the beat the odd guy
I'm with you, right, Jenny, this is you?
Okay, okay, okay.
Look on the walls for a poster.
Okay.
Okay, go spotted.
Oh, okay, go spotted.
I'm moving to come on, I'm moving to come on.
Oh
Okay
You guys have a set that's a player that might be me. Hello. Is it me?
Yeah, that's that's okay. Oh
Can you do you hear me in the game for good?
For me she had enabled I'm going to find no, I'm too far now
Did you hear me when I talk? No
Is your buddy, yeah, I didn't hear you
Oh, what the hell?
Where's all the people at?
It's a little quiet, boys.
A little too quiet.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, okay.
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Chair. I'm gonna miss you.
Okay, let's move.
Gotta go look in the other places. There's an office over here. They mainly spawned offices.
I'm not seeing nothing over here my command. How do you do command again? I got no grenade. Oh
You need a grenade
I don't have these keys, shits.
I'm getting word that I found the poster.
I don't know where, but it's next to me in Command Place.
post at the gate
okay
i got it
nice nice nice nice
the box
i found a bomb
is that here?
And some dead...
Oh, a thing.
Alright, alright, alright.
That's not me, too, by the way. I don't know who that is.
Ooh!
A...
Tamer lens?
Little people over here.
A coin?
Oh
To be your source towards okay, is that good is that good is that good
More cigarettes
Who garbage who garbage all garbage all garbage
That key is garbage, worthless key, nobody sells it in 28k, I'm 28k freaking, oh, green
battery!
Score!
You can't run the guys, I hear the locals getting first key.
Yeah, they're way back there.
Is that you guys coming out?
Yeah.
There's a guy though, hold on.
I don't know if I killed him.
That gun sounded so fuckin' powerful.
Shut it.
I'm pushing up on this guy.
Okay.
Is he on top? There should be a lot of people.
He is so fucking thick.
Oh my gosh.
Come get his helmet.
And his ear.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fucking good shit.
You see that coffee store?
Yep.
Dude, he is so thick.
What the fuck?
Good shot, Shady!
Good shot!
Thank you.
Oh, I'll get you some kebabs here.
Fucking...
Okay, I'm gonna pick his bag up and then I'll drop it to you when we get to extract.
My boys is looking like Caban is down here. I repeat not here
Somebody is running out front of the car to us ago. I don't know what it is
It's not us
Oh
Gotcha, don't worry everything
Okay, let's go over there and get
Yeah, I told you to touch the beach yard.
Okay.
We're running in.
Where's this pussy?
Oh, there he is! There he is!
Is that Pina here?
Oh
Don't worry guys that what I want
You should see you guys that guy was kid. Oh my goodness neither of you would have been able to take the guy down
Oh my goodness. That was an impressive battle
I
Might be on your peanut
Put it dead
Let me go go party. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to do this. What's it? You know, oh, you gotta pick that bad boy up
Take it up
That's you guys I see guys
Oh, it's just gotta be mine. We're good.
Where's all the real people at?
Oh, he's a quick little bugger.
Where's all the real people at?
Don't want to be caught lacking out here
The state frosty where you'll kill one pussy and then reach it out
Where's the pussy?
That's the question. That's the million-dollar question
Keep your eyes
Keep your eyes field
Sometimes there's hooligans right here, and this guy's gonna yard there.
Hello?
Is anyone in here?
Does it look so cool?
You can hear me when I talk to you, see, right?
Oh, yes, it's a white cougar, it's a cougar guy, yeah?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Only one of the words...
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Thanks, girl. Thanks.
You'll catch all the chromosomes for us.
Oh!
Got him!
Nice.
Nice meeting you, shooting, right?
Yes, nice meeting you.
Gotcha!
I, Cougo, have a very important task for you.
You're my special little guy.
What's up? What are we doing?
I need you to put this on and go YEAHAH!
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Could be it's a shithole!
I can't put it on, Pete!
Don't hurry up!
I'm shooting!
I can't put it on!
Don't let it jump your weapon!
The poster's too big!
Rock your helmet immediately!
What the fuck? I'll know! I need this!
Put it on!
I'm not putting shit on! You ain't gonna...
you ain't gonna put it on you ain't gonna put it on I'm not putting that on
let me see how to do it let me see and do it yeah now you okay
Oh, he could be in here, I don't know, let's go beyond that.
He's lurking over here.
Um...
Um...
I don't know where he is, Coco.
I'm not seeing nothing.
be extracted no no he's our god oh it's a huge
I saw what was he what was he oh shit
I got you got you got you got you
where's your go go where's he I got him but I think that's a real player that
shot you're not sure it was a solid shot wasn't it yeah I swear to god I was
a player. What'd he do from? He was, he was hit by a sound charge. Oh, it's right in front of us, like by the
blue complex apartment building, so you ran in there. As much as you want. Hit it! Move it up, move it up.
That person right here, under the clue. Oh my god, he's handsome! Run, go, go, run! Why?
He's coming! He's coming!
Oh my god!
Oh, what an idiot!
That's a plane!
That's a plane, that's a plane right there.
Oh my goodness.
Thanks, Mr. Coconut.
I gotcha, Pete.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
All we had to do was run outside and bait our friend.
It's that easy!
Hold on now, Zookan! Hold on now there, buddy!
Let's not move too fast here, buddy. Let's not move too fast here, buddy.
Let's not move too fast here, pal.
Don't want to lose control.
Don't want to do that.
Alright, buddy. Go go. Drive the move. Drive the move.
I
See you guys I'm coming over I'm running
You take your ear bud
They're across the street
Come in here, come in here
This is me in front of you guys, come on up, come on up, come on up
They're off to the left side, like that direction
Yeah
With those type of scouts out at the top of the building?
Yeah, that's where that person is
I think I'm gonna be bigger, I'm gonna be bigger, I'm gonna be bigger
I see nothing
I hear him, he's on the left.
It could be me.
Is it me?
No, no.
Well, I thought you were.
That's a scout.
You got this, coconut, you got this.
Where's he?
You got this coconut you got this was it
With the sword behind us to using command gun
What's up, hey, hey you must you see over there by that by the boom all
There's someone over there
What just happened
Good rush.
So we need to go to that ball immediately.
Take this pussy out.
There's one across the street where Gigi was getting shot
and then there's one in the ball.
And then I don't know who threw the grenade.
I killed his ass, he's dead.
He killed, wait, what?
There's a player scab up there, I killed him.
The guy that threw the name was a player scab,
I killed him.
Okay, okay, we still got two more PNC's in.
I'm gonna go to the ball.
Go, go, go, go!
I'll go to the mall, I'll go to the mall.
Hey, Peter, can you cover me?
Apparently I lost my ear buds.
You put those guys in front of you.
You lose your ear buds.
Okay.
Yeah, I dropped them on the body, but they're so small, can't you?
She's right, she's right.
You're not getting those back then. I'm just saying that now.
Why do I got your fucking butt?
Just kidding, I found them.
Guys, there's a hooligan in the mall. I repeat, in the mall.
Oh my God, you're the best.
There you go. You're right here.
I'm going in!
You're welcome.
All right, we gotta go help you know, let's go
There's people in here yeah, I heard I heard come on go get fired from here
Well, it could be the other boss, though.
No, no, what are you shooting at?
Think about that for a second!
Yeah!
Take that door!
That's a juicy burger.
I'm peeping, but I'm not seeing.
I don't know where the shooting is.
We know you guys come to second.
I hear you above, that's you right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm coming second.
You don't come, you don't come.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
This door is closed which usually it's open.
That's a, that's a, that's a spissurice.
Hello?
No.
Is there anyone in here?
Anyone in here?
Hello
Uh-huh you by me
I'm with you.
Come here, come here, come here.
Well, why stay, stay, stay with me?
Come here!
I'm with you.
Stay frosty.
I'm stay frosty.
I don't know where this guy went.
I don't know where the guy that Chagiji went.
Oh, it's the little kid's playground right here. This is nice.
I've been on a scout player.
It could have been. Yeah, I, I, I, you got with the grenade?
Yeah.
You need the whole time, all three guys?
Maybe, I don't know.
You'd have to be pretty fast to be in three places at once.
You wouldn't jump?
I go scav.
What do you want to see to me jar? I need to go talk to the guy. I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back.
Oh!
A small setback. A small setback on the
road to the gas.
Mm-mm.
Oh man!
Oh me, but you're gonna go for me.
What are you going?
I'm going to the take.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
Oh fuck!
Oh!
Oh, I just fucked my fucking...
Oh God!
Oh...
You jump off the city, I jump down up!
How'd you not die?
I broke both my legs.
No, so did I.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Ah, be careful out there.
Yeah!
I love your splint.
Yeah.
Woo, woo, woo.
You don't have a splint?
I do, I do, I do.
I'm hopping the tape.
I need to have a shot of you, but I ain't taking it.
You see it?
You're gonna make some exciting issues at the tank boys.
Are you inside the tank right now then?
Yeah, I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him.
Aww.
We're just kicking me out, just kicking me out.
I
Did you have a little water?
Yes, I would
What a sweet and light oh
Shit, yeah, what's up?
Are you yeah, are you done? I?
Will say I felt better. I've had better days. I have had better days. I have had better days. Yes
Are you down here? I'm below you. Yeah, I'm sorry
I didn't put it in the water.
Yeah, I got the question. We're good. I got the question.
Who's the guy that killed you?
It's a scavenger.
Okay. I'm not below you, Jinzy.
How did we die to that guy? That guy sucks!
You got a 0.74 KD!
How the hell did we die to that guy?
We should go try to get peanut shit, right?
You drink this.
It's Philly Free!
Philly Free!
the right but you're kidding me for a million even two million maybe even two
million what they little people take a little beat they're gonna be
oh that guy's I see I see we skedown from there that we go to the Hoosie doosie
the whatever it's called straight to the icebreaker you mean
One point for two boys. Read it.
Skull board.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Skull board.
Honestly, didn't expect to be that high.
I honestly did not expect to be that high.
That's actually pretty good.
That is actually pretty good, boys.
Pretty good.
Open up.
Oh, good.
I'm bad.
And Mr. Scott's around here.
I'm a good man.
Good.
I'm bad.
Thank you.
Thank you, my boy, please, my boy.
That is terrible.
Oh, 21-SATA, what's your count?
I have no idea where he died.
Okay.
No, right now, 21-SATA, what's your count?
I'm looking it up right now.
I'm so for real.
I'm, look at my face.
I'm dead fucking serious.
21-SATA, what's your count?
What's your count, what's your count name?
What's your count name?
What is it?
What is it?
What's your count name?
What's your count name?
What is it? I'm dead serious. I'm looking up right now. I'm looking up right now. I'm dead serious. What's your count name?
21 sliver. What is your count name? What is it? We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting. I
Wouldn't tell a peanut like you my account. Yeah, that's right, buddy. That's right.
Okay, wait, come here. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
that's what I thought buddy that's what I thought that's what I thought you know
that's a good case that's a Katie bond you're just a goodie you're just a
goodie I'm Katie Maxing oh you have the okay wait what are you wait where are
you putting all your shit what the hell hey no but why you put that bag back in there
oh oh no I got everything Jesus oh you can just put the bag back in the bigger bag put
okay hold on hold on hold on don't touch anything yeah yeah okay okay pick up the bag now I'm
I'm picking up, got it?
The rectangle box goes through the square hole.
All right, I'm getting out.
I'm out.
You'll get it in the stash.
I'm out.
Oh, fuck.
Good work, coconut.
All right.
All right, Gigi.
So you have Icebreaker fully unlocked, right?
Yes, from the transit, yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say a couple things.
Number one, I'm not certain whether or not
Jiji can bring us with her to the icebreaker
through the transit.
There's a 50-50 shot.
On top of that, icebreaker is the most camp location
in the entire game right now, and it's not even a question.
It is a hundred times more camp than anywhere else.
On top of that, it takes 400,000 rubles to even get it!
On top of that, I've seen videos where someone opens a door and before you can even blink,
you are eviscerated from the time space continuum immediately by aim-hacking robots.
On top of that, on top of even that, it costs 2,500 euro to get out.
I've never been there.
I've heard there are riches beyond comprehension.
I've heard it's not just a good map for riches.
I heard it is so broken that you could,
we could literally double our stash value in one run.
Not you, Jiji, you're too rich.
We can call God.
We can literally double it.
We can, I'm not even talking, we can literally double
everything on stash in one run.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
This is my thing.
When we get there, I think that we should not go to the boss.
We should loot up and get out because
you will have to pay a bunch of money to get out then,
but we can use a green flare to get out before the boss.
Two things. Number one, is the green flare restricted by a time constraint?
No. So you basically just pop it whenever.
So you can kill the boss and go back to the green player
I heard people saying I'm wrong
Oh, it is per person you do need 2500 per person the 2,500 euros per person
Yes, how much is that even to leave with the green player?
my god so this trip whether we win okay if we play wait this trip is gonna cost us
800,000 rubles yes okay that's literally gonna have to sell us entire stash you go here we can't
fail we literally can't fail guys oh wait wait we both said gives you the 2.5k oh my god guys
Everybody close the game. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah close your game. Go to your launcher cocoa and type in boat trip
Yeah, type in code boat trip. It'll give us one free entry and exit. Oh
My god, oh, we are so in we are so fucking in. Oh my god, we are so in
It is wait you did lie to us. It's not a code
Oh, three P's?
Oh, cabs.
Oh, there it is.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh
Road trip in Rogue said they type it wait also tell me to do a code called Rogue said
I'm close to my game again, which is I'm typing in code rogue said
Oh
Sorry, what's happening hey guys, I'm back
I'm ready to go guys. I'm did you get your package? Oh my package
My character pass
No
We were going to close the game, put in your launcher, and put in the code boat trip.
It'll give us a free entry and a free exit from there, but we only get one shot Coco,
we only get one shot, so don't take it around.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I have to pee so bad, it's so funny, I'm about to explode.
Guys get your boat trip done, I've already got mine done, I'm ready to go, I'll be back
in 60 seconds.
I have to pinch
I'm a bad response
Leave my baby back
I have returned, I have returned.
It's time to get it on.
Guys, this is the most important, serious raid of the entire,
of ever, of ever.
We cannot die.
I'm serious, I'll be locked in.
I'm not even gonna be able to get it over.
This, this, this, you're not gonna see this.
You're not gonna see this.
I'm not even gonna be looking over.
I'm not even gonna be looking over.
This is this could turn things around this could be a
Tide sifter a table turner this could put us on this could put us on right here
Hey boys ready go yeah, I'm like I gotta like figure this out
Bring your best stuff no compromises
Hmm you guys how do we
Like how do we escape the stream cybers another stream time site the campus?
What are we about? What are you about those guys?
Smokes, we'll be being a lot of smokes we have to yeah, I feel like they're just
Unload into the smoke one day
No, they don't
Okay, we bring shitloads of smokes.
By the way, we're facing bosses, so we probably should have 7.62x51 weapons.
Do you mean?
Or am I wrong about that?
I've never been here, so I don't know.
556 is fine too.
Most people bring the 556.
You sure?
Because 556 usually does not one-shot headshot boss-like guys on other maps.
Do these guys have no head health?
I don't know, that's what everyone's been bringing and they have 5581 and 995 on them.
Oh, apparently they have 556 on them.
That's what I just said.
You thornob.
Fuck you, Genji.
Are you looking at-
I'm thinking!
K. The Goopa Think is out against the law!
a group of things and society goes back.
Don't try too hard.
All right, I'm bringing a 5-5-6 gun.
Okay.
I'm coming in massive.
I'm bringing, I didn't even want to bring this.
I'm bringing absolute meta.
If I lose this, I'm going to, I'm, I'm going to be so flashing.
I won't even, I mean.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm a millionaire now!
Good girl, did you imagine?
I'm a fucking millionaire!
I'm a million ruffles!
Oh god, guys, thank you so much!
I'm fucking rich!
Coconut, there's no need to thank us.
I'm fucking rich!
We didn't want this for you anyway.
Thank you.
No problem.
Thank you so much.
I never thought I'd get it done
Well for better losing very big half of it in and then die
Wait, how many rubles are we bringing in guys there's been 400,000 euros. I just write 400,000 rubles and 2,500 euros
2,500 years
Yeah, you should have got exactly my pouch. I'm gonna bring it on my pouch also put put your green flare inside of your special slot
I'm not gonna die no we're not gonna die don't say that
probably we're gonna die
how long is this raid how long how slow can we take this
I can't remember if it's 30.
No, it's definitely pretty good long 50, 50 minutes, 50.
Okay, guys, we take this bit slow.
Do not rush it.
No rushing.
We take it slow.
We survived this.
We're set.
We are set for fucking weeks.
Oh my God.
No, we're set for fucking weeks. You're set for one day.
I survived a lot. I survived a while.
All the time.
Just yesterday, I survived like two raids. Easily.
You are envious, you are envious, you are envious and jealous, you are envious, you are envious,
so envious, so envious you are.
I wish I could be like you.
You are talking to the LeBron James, I'm talking to him buddy, LeBron James, I'm talking to
Okay, three pointers, half court shots, layups,
dribbling up and down the court.
Other shit, other basketball stuff in the painted lines.
I do all of it, I do all of it.
The only difference between me and LeBron James
is that I am not a basketball player.
I am a talk-off player. I'm not a talk-off player. Are you tired? I'm not a best player. I'm a talk-off player.
Let's fucking do this thing.
It's just a stay outside the first door
Apparently we speak food and water as well guys get your food and water max. Yeah, okay
Max your food money a max max max max max max max max max. I got food and water. I got ammo
I'm ready to fuck. Oh, yeah, I'm ready to fuck. Let's go. Let's do this. Let's win this. Oh, yeah
We win why can't we win? Why can't we?
Why can't we think about it? We have something nobody else does coconut
What's that Genji we can throw into the fire?
Well, I'm sorry thinking you
What is wrong with you you a sick fuck
You gotta go first you you gotta go first
At most I will flip a coin for it. At most I will flip a coin for it.
Are you serious? Yes! I need this! I have 25,000 rubles you motherfucker!
So do I! I need this! You just said you were a millionaire!
If I lose this, I'm a half a millionaire. You know what that means?
I'm losing! I'm eating canned soup under a bridge in Los Angeles!
Snorting crack!
Alright, we'll coin flip then. Coin flip. Right now.
Coin flip. That's fair. That's fair.
Let me see your flip.
Well, we need a three-way coin, cause Genji is also here.
No, we gotta go first. It's either you or me.
What?
It's either you or me.
Genji's the one that needs it the least of all!
No, it's either you or me.
I will flip a three-sided die everybody get assigned a number I and number one
I'm four look at it's a three-sided die what the hell does that mean what do you
I'm not gonna say it. It means
you're three. So that I'm two.
Okay, Gingy, you're three.
Please flip a three sided.
Whoever it lands on decides who
goes in first. Okay? You rolled
a three. Who's who's three again?
That's Gingy. She's three.
I'll go in first.
Oh my god.
I will.
Oh my god.
Oh thank god.
Oh my god.
Oh thank god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Woo.
Woo.
That was close.
I don't know about you, but my heart was beat.
All right, let me tell you.
I was, my heart was beat, my heart was beat.
Holy fuck.
That was close.
That was close.
Don't worry, I have no pussy.
Oh yeah, no, hey, yeah, no, hey, yeah.
We're pussies, hey, coconut?
Hey, I'm a pussy.
I'm alive pussy.
I'm alive pussy.
I'm alive pussy.
I mean, geez.
The people calling me trying to fight, I said, hey man, I put my hands up like, hey man,
I'm pussy as fuck.
Yeah, I'm the pussy as fuck.
I'm the pussy as bitch in this die rain.
That's what I doubt.
No, but I ain't no man in this bar club that's more pussy than me.
100%, 100%, 100%.
100%.
Everybody got this stuff?
Mm-hmm fucking do this thing. Let's do this shit
You're lucky you're lucky just make sure your money stays in your butt just case we die, okay before we get to the dock
We I believe smokes the audience folks guys by some smoke by some smokes
Can you bring me smokes I'm not there I can buy him I
Have six more games. Oh, I don't have enough money to buy sex I
I got four smokin' eggs!
I'm gonna go. I got four smokin' eggs.
Ah, we smoke that bitch out and we go in.
Fuck, peanut.
Fuck you!
Hey, why bring money for a free trip?
Isn't it free the first time?
No, it's not wasn't free my first time you already did it. Yeah
Well, they have backpacks is everyone
It's not gonna be big backpacks
I'm bringing you black Jack.
Let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing, let's do this thing, hop on it boys, hop on it.
And Coco, and you have your money in your butt?
I got in my ass
Mr. E. J. Bubble that's what good man good a man. Thank you, my boy
No, you P. Your content is incredible, and you are an inspiring person here. Thank you for everything also to these cool guy
Yeah
Jesus cool guy
He that you're a bitch. Well, I
My good feeling feet and fast. That's why you gotta hold on to it, gentlemen
You gotta hold on to that good feeling whenever you- whenever you feel it
Whenever you feel it, try to replicate that good feeling as much as you can
Let it run. Alright, let it run!
Like of course, guys, don't do drugs. Drugs are awesome. I mean, bet.
I'm just kidding for real, guys. Don't do drugs.
I'm just kidding for real, guys. For real, guys.
Let's get real real
I'm on math
This is our founding fathers intended
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
Yep!
Yep!
What you gonna do?
Oh, let's Riiiind!
Oh my god.
Wait, Jiji, how long does it take to go there, like the extraction?
It's like, 20 seconds or something.
Seconds or something we spot close. He's trying to rush it. Yeah, oh, no
Yeah, I'm rushing cuz I'm gonna go up on the hill and see
Okay, who could do me?
I don't trust you Peter. I'm gonna whitch is she what?
Yeah, go fuck it away. I'm six thousand hours in this game. You can trust me to you asshole
You've got me killed like thousands of times in different ways
You're forgetting the most important factor.
Are you shooting?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
There are people up there already shooting.
Right about us or across the gaseous?
I'm coming to the hill.
Did you by shooting at you?
No.
He's right in front of me.
He's right in front of me, peanut.
I just hit all my shots.
but you know we're here peanut mr. peanut you guys a hundred percent can go
to icebreaker as long as he's right in front of you right in front of like
50 meters I know that's why I'm saying there's a guy in front of me
I'm not sure I want it back to cheap oh shit I'm gonna take that
I'm shooting him
He fucking ran he's like straight ahead like over the hill like by the white
Did you ever even attack to a right yep, I do
Wait, I'd lost
I don't see him he's gonna be on the hill I'm peeping the hill but I'm not
I see you, that dead.
Travis and his-
Oh! Fuck! I just got to jump from behind! I just got to jump from behind!
What? I'm behind you.
Did you just jump over a wall, peanut?
I did! I did! I did! I was behind! I was behind! I got to jump from behind!
From where we spawned.
Yeah.
Just stay there, my God.
I'm back here. I don't see anyone back here.
Coco, did you shoot me? This is me. This is me. No, I did not shoot you.
It sounded like he's done, so I... but I don't...
I see those behind me over the spot. 100%.
Dude, this is so bad.
You ready to next race?
Hello?
Is your USS?
I got it.
I dunno.
One down, one down. Got him, got him.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, geeah.
I
Don't see anybody
And I promise like I do not see anyone, but I am also playing on 1080p that's on my P. Oh, this is a stream server
get it on get it on you talk
three what about the guy that we shot at garbage
hmm it'll be the pack in the max a little bit of back in the max
would you go p dot I might not hear right out here
Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get both those guys and both those accounts bad. That'd be fucking hilarious
I don't think I can I'm gonna see my kid
This one is the one I'm from earlier
I lock it in boy lock it in
I mean
Truly be a she needs to do something about the stream cypress to Ozzy they haven't been that bad. She's this guy
Behind us
He's at the water sign water sign
He's literally yelling your fucking name.
Okay.
Roadside.
I killed him.
That is ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is bitch ass.
That is bitch ass.
He on my nuts.
Oh wait.
Oh it's not the same guy.
It's two separate guys.
This guy's nuts on my pee.
Wow.
This guy's nuts on my pee.
Okay, honestly, I don't even want to try to ban him,
because it's a little bit funny.
There's two peanuts?
Ah.
I don't even know anymore.
I will let the council decide.
By the way, I'm not certain I can.
This is mostly a bluff.
But if we can, can we do it?
Are we still good guys? Like are we gonna be able to ruble the shape or what?
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
Good, right?
Yeah, well, you gotta cook it. Perhaps you gotta cook it.
Okay, okay.
I'll be there, I'll be there.
Take care of him.
On this spot above.
Yeah, this is where that one guy ran into, though, shooting at.
I think we might have gotten all the guys over here.
Why is there an airdrop coming in?
It's not like I'm lying. I don't know if I want to try to get those guys dead.
I don't think they were actually trying to kill us. I was sitting still when that guy shot me and he shot me in the body
It didn't say the head. I
Use guys, which is just kind of fucking with us
And I'm hurt
Yeah, but not dad you mean
Did you die though
Oh, I see a guy! I see a guy!
Full, full dexile guy!
He just jumped down to the road, he just jumped down to the road over there.
I see my CDs moving towards the road, moving towards the road.
They're gonna light them up boys!
I see them, I see them.
I see them.
Oh, yeah!
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, we got a good good boy. We got a good
What do we got that kill I don't think I might have even low chance no chance I see green smoke
Yeah, that's the extract oh shit, okay
Wait, no that they were getting out
someone actually use the
extract there
To go to icebreaker that's the icebreaker. Oh, what's this guy? They must get that a little bit of ice making out
Now we gotta be careful Bustus only spawns down here right now.
That's not true.
I killed Tata at the village early today.
Really?
Can't lie to me.
Bustus.
Vicious.
You should kill him.
It was...
Oh it was me!
Let's go!
Nice!
We got a cooking boy!
We got a cooking!
I'm checking in here.
I
Is this wait, oh no, I can't I needed extra money to transfer my stuff back. Oh, I
Was thinking about transferring some of this stuff back to my stash
I need all four hundred thousand to get there.
We'll just drop the stuff that you insured.
I didn't insure anything.
Oh.
Never mind, though.
I think I have so much goop before I got to the icebreaker.
Oh, dude.
We're living live lavish over here.
We apparently...
I gotta say something.
This game is tremendous. I'm mad I never found this game before.
This game is fucking incredible.
This is me. Don't shoot me.
Who the hell is that? Shoot him!
Oh my gosh.
Let's take this cash register for some...
Oh.
No cash.
Did you give me extra cash other than the 400,000 so I can change the system to have back?
Oh yeah, I got plenty of money on me.
yeah can I have some money I think I can only drop you a hundred thousand
if you give me a page out of this Harry Potter book fellow I'll give you a
hundred thousand rumors oh fuck it we'll go with cat in the hat in the hat yeah
Yeah, that's what he said. That's what Finn he said.
He said, I bet you can't even read Dr. Seuss.
So we'll go with Captain the Hat.
If you can read one page out of this hairy pot of blood.
Oh, fuck that, boys.
Hello?
All right, I got the 500,000, big shoo shoo, big shoo shoo.
You're welcome.
How'd it go?
Okay, I'm gonna throw a smoke.
Okay.
On that spot though.
Yeah, which is this guy?
Are we interacting guys?
Well we're going to the ice maker.
Someone actually was...
Yeah, right here.
Um...
Oh shit. Do I throw an ice block too, Jimmy?
No.
Um, wait, I can't interact right now.
I-I saw the interact button.
Oh shit, get down, get down, get down, get down!
I think we're-I think we're-
Don't move either.
I fucked up, I can't move, I can't move.
I can't move, I literally can't move, I have no legs,
and I can't see anything.
We're gonna be so bad.
If we can't trade it without the team, it won't let us.
You know, you coming out of the front house?
Like, I literally, I'm on the docks and the smoke,
I can't move.
Ginger, where'd you go?
Cause you's right in front of me.
Yeah, it's your fuck.
They're talking at least here.
Ginger, where'd you go?
Yeah, cause I'm calling them fucking pussies.
Yeah, it's your fuck!
There's a guy on the left guy on the right. He's telling us to just leave, but I'm not gonna yeah
Oh, well it's time to die now
I'm watching the the left side the guy I can't see the guy on the right though
I got shit he's he's telling us to all just keep going
I got no legs to take it.
Where you at?
Inside the office.
I see you. I see you. I'm behind you. I'm behind you.
Stay there. Stay there. Stay there.
Fuck you. I'm still here. What the hell?
I'll be talking back to these guys.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Okay, just be careful the guy on the right side might be able to see you if you come up.
I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe.
Are they on the dock with us?
No.
I just want some luck and I'm on the right.
I said, just go! I didn't want to fucking kill your friend! I said, go! Icebreaker! Go ahead, Icebreaker!
I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna let you do it!
Amatshi, go ahead and eat shit, pussy!
Oh, shit, that went really far.
Amatshi, eat shit, pussy!
Hey, once again, too far.
Should we actually work with Agent here?
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm on Jean's jet, pussy!
How many other GG?
There's two.
They're both on the front of the dock, right? Oh no.
Yeah, one's behind the blue fence on the left and the other one's on the right side of the blue fence.
As much as I push up, push up.
LeBron James!
You can throw some smokes at them so they can't see.
I already used all my smokes, Miles.
Huh?
I already used all my smokes.
I got it.
I think I can oh
They're pretty useless without my legs. Oh my gosh, I can't because oh
My gosh, I just fucked up you smoke this out
Yeah, I guess you they don't go through the window like a native
I got no legs or today
There they don't go through the fucking window
I'm pushing up.
Shut up!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Peanut!
What?
Did you just shoot?
No!
I'm shooting from the other, from the rock out there.
Oh, where can you can you come over here?
Let me let me smoke it
I think that's a good idea, Gigi. I gotta stay here boss. Yeah, but I'm smoking it for you
You think shot us for the rock
Yeah, but if you can come over here, I can help you fix your legs. I don't think there's a good idea boss for not becoming
Anyway, I have a propidol. I have a propidol. Hold on.
Drugs. I need drugs.
Diggy diggy diggy.
You're welcome.
I'm a coming diggy!
Okay.
Thanks for your legs.
He's watching. He's watching.
Whoo!
He's a good guy.
All right bitches, how did my legs are working you're in serious trouble pal
Fuck you
Fuck you, bitch
bitch!
Huh, bet he didn't see that one coming.
Bet he didn't see that one coming.
You pushed up to D, is that you what there?
I just saw him on the corner.
We're cooking down, we're cooking down.
I'm upstairs.
We're cooking down, we're cooking down.
Alright pal!
You're in for a real bad time here, you're hurting first squirt buddy, you're hurting first squirtin'
Oh, I think so
You're hurting first squirtin' pal. I promise you that you're hurting first squirtin'
Running that anus pal, cuz I'm coming out there in about 30 seconds
Oh, that was the wrong...
Do you need food?
Wait, wait, wait.
Peanut, come eat.
Oh, yeah, I'm hungry.
I'm a hungry boy.
Ooh, beef jerky.
Oh, delicious.
I once I get done with this midnight snack
Yeah, you're gonna be in some serious trouble, buddy. Some serious trouble
I'm trying to shoot him through the fence
Fucking
Come on out, Mr. Silly come on out don't make this honor that has me come on out now
There's one on each side so this is kind of a maybe we got one side off and push the one
other side.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
I only have three smokes so should we do right or left?
Smoke right side.
Okay.
Fucking.
I can't, bud. I got one thing to say. What the? Your ass about to get it.
Oh, I'd like to see you try, bitch, boy. This is your final hour!
Come on out with your hands up and you can fucking leave.
I'm gonna come out with my cock out, pal!
Swag it!
Drop your weapons that we may let you keep your life.
You said melee?
No, my melee is garbage.
But what do you got?
I got a fucking camper.
What's that?
Can't be good
All right fine
No, no, no, no, I'll have this all right come on out come on out nice and slow down no son movements
No son movements, buddy
No son movements, no son movements
What's she got there? What type of weapon is that?
A little hatchet?
All right, I accept your duel.
Let the best man win.
No helmet. No helmet, no face mask.
Locked.
Yeah, no way, you're getting yourself into it right now.
I think it is you who has no idea the realm in which you have entered.
Three, two, one, come, get up!
Nice.
Let's go!
Get him!
Okay, there is still another.
Sheeey! Too easy, too easy!
Give the buggy a challenge, perhaps.
I
Time to hide it over mr. Johnny hot cock
I'm the head and on over proud time to hand it on over and another team and it on over
Why for him
Are you sure you have pals I can you certain 100% yes
Alright boss, alright boss.
Promise you, there was a hundred percent.
You get my gun, did you think?
Um, the thing is, is he has another friend.
Aw, fuck.
That was for a coconut, bitch.
Get his ass, P.
I saw the whole thing.
I already got a judge. I already got a judge.
I saw the whole goddamn thing.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm not finished.
I'm not- I'm not fucking leaving!
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my, He-knots. What? You killed his friend with a maid!
Yes. Of course I did.
I killed the other guy in the hill.
I killed his last friend.
With the help of my leadership, no doubt.
Peanut, we're all good.
I killed his friend on the hill.
God, where did he?
Hurry!
All right.
Time to get rich.
I see him.
Good job.
Good job.
Yep.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Let me get...
Ooh.
Ooh.
Let me get
You know, can you check that? Can you see that who that who killed him who killed that guy right there?
You know each words
Wait, this is killed by eyes. I am gaming 1 3 5. I'll leave that guy the hill which is red. I
Guess the wasn't
Is that the guy that you said died by the Nade Gigi?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh
There's a maid spot right next to him. So I thought he died to I needed to
But I could have swore, I don't know, I just got fucked, I got fucked.
I got fucked.
Dude, he dumped your shit in the water, and only got your gun.
Yeah.
Oh.
What a piece of fucking shotgun!
Pina, this is your bag, right?
That's my bag over there, box.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna go loot that guy up on the hill.
Bully me gig, bully me gig!
I guess we have to skedaddle, because if...
It's your coconut dying yeah fucking coconut I I went down for the team you're
You're a good man. You're a good man. You're a good man, Mr. Cocoa.
Can we go back into the rubble thing, guys?
Is that any possible?
You should probably go back to the room with him.
We can't?
Well, I don't know what your question is.
No, like the ice tundra, whatever the, uh, where we're gonna go.
We're gonna go back to that?
Yeah, we, yeah, we just do it again.
We don't have to spend any money.
Okay, hell yeah, okay.
You can dig it boys, you can dig it, you can dig it.
We're just ins, we're, we're, we're insuring fun,
our stuff, and keep his stuff.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
was the person's name I am gaming that's where they kill the guy okay yeah I
just the guy that I killed did you ever decided whether or not you get your stuff
back and you throw it the water yes you get yourself back in the water okay but
you didn't ensure anything right I took my armor
I don't know who made that up.
That scared me for the longest time.
Fuck whoever made that conspiracy.
I think it was supposed to be like a joke.
Like some streamer made a joke about it and then it just went.
From there.
Fuck that guy.
all right let's all leave
that sucks we literally wiped out the entire bar of the lobby and now we have to go do
it again I'm sorry
I'm sorry, guys.
Thank you.
I'll do better next time.
The losers don't have to sit here.
That's so weird.
That would have been so easy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is the pier X-fill open?
I don't think so.
No, I don't see the lights in this mode.
Wait, that's how that works, right?
If the lights aren't, you can do it?
I don't think it's open. I didn't see the smoke for it.
Hmm. Is that up? We got you, we got you.
Good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much, good much.
I follow the game, follow the game.
I'm gonna give you something peanut.
Oh, I'm a monkey monkey. Oh, thanks, thanks.
pop both of them.
Let's get out of here.
And run!
Auto B boys, auto B boys!
Now we're moving, now we're moving!
Oh my goodness, no drugs!
Amazing!
What are you doing to a fucking-
AHHHHH!
SON OF-
We- we're gonna get shot at by the terminal people, so we actually have to like go kind of like around.
Oh my god, I can run for days!
I know.
Don't mind me, just you know, you keep going.
Oh, buddy.
Hit the gym, buddy.
Hit the gym.
We're out of here.
Meow.
The shout I make when I pass you.
Meow.
Oh, she's catching up.
She's catching up.
Boo boo boo.
Meow.
Boo boo boo.
Meow.
Yeah!
What the?
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehe.
Hollywood, Hollywood.
Hollywood.
We're cooking.
We are cooking.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Can we map easy ways?
Hmm.
Hmm.
But we cook well, I don't know. Wait, did you eat your cook or stuff or no? I got his gun
Oh, one of the one of the stamps is already worn out
Shit
Oh, we did it. Okay.
And these droggers don't kick it.
DROGGERS DON'T KICK IT!
And you both bought my legs.
Oh my gosh, peanut!
Drugs give me a little too much confidence!
They give me a little too much confidence!
It was amazing, but amazing, but wait!
Wait! It was amazing, but...
I don't need to worry, I'm back at maximum power!
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me!
Follow me, gang!
Oh god, this one scored!
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray!
Alright, okay.
Be going there, be going there again!
But this time, coconut doesn't get his brain splattered all over the wall.
That sounds like a great idea.
That sounds like a fucking fantastic idea.
Wait, Jinger, did you get my shit?
I don't like that you're gunned.
That's all that matters.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, good shit, guys.
Oh, my God.
What was that guy thinking trying to fucking bail me with you?
You know, you were fucking like,
how am I not laying on him this shit?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fuckin' just like...
Let me teach you something.
You may not know this about the muggler.
mugglin all right back in my heyday all right pal back in my heyday I was quite
the melee enthusiast I was quite the melee enthusiast why I believe I've
only lost like five melee fights and I've done hundreds
Go ahead.
Jg, how'd you get in for that one?
You know what, David? You know what, I am in Russ Tina.
What? I'm the Rock Guy.
You're the Rock Guy?
I'm the greatest Rock Fighter in the game.
Heesh! Heesh!
Probably the best, I might have to get it, probably the best primitive player in Russ too.
Oh, you devious dog.
I could beat you in the Rock Fight any day, buddy.
One feet one in the Rock Fight.
I'd fuck you in the ass 30,000 times.
Let's go 10 out of 10 in the Russ Rock Fight right now.
Get close.
Outer than a rock, right?
No not right now, leave on.
How?
I'll beat your ass.
Anytime, any day, rain or shine and pushy.
Mmmmmm.
Load that up.
I don't need that loaded.
Load those up.
Here we go.
Perfect a little bit of food and wow there a little bit of food and wow there
I got no money I got a money
Tell these bad boys there we go like you do like you do
We'll get some wow there from this kind lady here if it's looking radiant
I can't do attitude
And he had a bowl and they ought to talk up
I don't know if that one, I don't know if that's the move, I don't know if that's the move T.
Where'd my water go?
I got my food wire, I'm good to go.
Um, do I need to bring you extra mags and ammo?
B?
No, um, Coco?
What's up?
Bringing you extra mags and ammo, right?
Yeah, yeah, please, yeah.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you.
Do I need to bring anything myself?
No.
Hey guys, do you get insurance back for the ice maker?
Okay, I'll just stop, I'll just stop.
Or is it like last week, you don't get your insurance back?
I don't think you get your insurance back inside.
Oh, we got you, got you, got you, okay.
I got a Served Kit that I stole off Zingy, and I'm also gonna grab some paying killers too, just in case things go awry.
Okay.
God, I love Steven's stuff, Zingy.
Top 5. Top 5 main tongue activities.
Oh, that's the best.
What?
Top 5. Top 5. Top 5. Easily.
Easily, Top 5.
Easily.
Easily, Top 5.
Hmm.
I went, oh, that's what I hear.
Don't worry guys, I hear that.
Oh, Mr. Sneeze Dwarf, what do you think?
It's one good man, good man.
Thank you, mama, thank you, mama.
She's taking 500K to the next lane.
Yeah, I'm gonna take 500K to get to unload some stuff.
Extra 100K in your butt pussy.
Wait, coconut, take my butt pussy.
I need this too much stuff in there.
My, my butt pussy?
No, my butt pussy.
How do I check your butt pussy?
Carefully.
Okay.
I can't until we're in RAID.
I don't think I can check your ass.
I mean, in a queue, like, going in super, okay.
I would if I could.
I don't mean to offend you or nothing.
Oh, you don't offend me.
No.
No, I would if I could.
I just can't.
I'll check your butt pussy.
You checking my pussy?
Careful that could get lost
Like the little I emblem the next to our names you can see what we have my is cooking up being 3,000 euros and
581,000 rumors because you told me we're good to the thing
We're gonna go to the ice charge or whatever
No, I think you talk about I think you're talking about the the ice Chung is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, we need to bring the rules and the other euros, right? Yeah, the rubles of the euros my eyes fungus
This is we need you to have no never never not even once
Are you sure we each seed euros leave I feel like that's a one-and-done
I guess we'll find out also I heard I saw I saw an antique talk today that
there's a giant blackhawk
it's blackhawk no a blackhawk oh it fly oh
I mean, oh, here we go.
Did we got a terrible spawn for this?
Oh, we did.
Yeah.
We know we spawned right next to it.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Well, go, go, go, go.
OK, OK, we spawned right next to it.
Guys, I'm doing my hands.
Oh, I'm over there.
I wish I could shoot him in the head.
Shoot him! Shoot him! Fucking shoot him!
Let's ride!
Shit!
We literally spawned right at it.
Boo boo boo!
I got more smokes, I got more smokes.
Okay.
Okay.
Shit!
The shoes is a wise idea, boss.
Wait, you wanna stay on the hill?
No, no.
I used to wanna hit it like that one guy last raid who was an idiot.
We just fucking shot down, we fucking...
Yeah, we mowed him down.
Yeah, but this is the closest spawn to it.
To that?
We're not to the streets on that one, are we?
So we gotta just pay our way and get out the fuck out of here fast.
smoke the whole dock first okay and then we all pay away so do I do I smoke too
with you guys yeah you smoke you just right click where you are the dock you
driving your feet okay okay we gotta move though we gotta move
Bob and weaned to it, so we might save us.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck!
Watch the hill, watch the hill, do we must?
Thank you, good, good, good.
Move, move, move!
Move!
You trying to lebondize it from here?
Oh my god!
I don't think that's working, but we'll see.
I don't, I don't see.
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got.
No, no, no, don't put your money in there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I took it out, I took it out.
Get it out of there.
I took it out.
Oh my.
What are we doing?
Oh my.
Are we in?
Are we making it?
I think I'm in.
I think we are.
Wait.
Oh.
We are.
I think we're all in it.
Oh, we are we're I think we're all in it
Oh, yeah
I'm sorry guys. I was telling coconut
He's putting trying to put his money into the thing to send it to his stash
And that's not what you wanted to do. I think I just dropped all my fucking money
Fine wool big ten. Oh, what you lie? I'll never find that true recover from this. I got Susie
This is no time for goof on around
You put your euros in the fucking transfer. Oh, so what's it put it in I put it in oh
My oh
Hey, what's wait well guys?
It's fine. We'll check if he has his euros would say if he doesn't have his euros all the better
We can just send them in to the wood chipper first
Good. We have a game plan. That's what's most important to have a game plan heroes on. I like the woodshipper idea about it.
Oh, has it. Oh my gosh. I use my great flare. What? What's apparently I use I thought that's what the smoke was.
what you might be the genuine dumbest motherfucker can you check and see if you
have your heroes you don't have any of my years are you looking your butt look
in your butt look into my eyes it's not there Genji you don't have your euros
you have your flair no I thought the flair was a smoke I saw green smoke
So you have a thousand euros.
I don't know.
All right, I vote Woodchip right here.
How many euros do you have?
I've got 2,500.
Exactly.
I have
759 extra.
That is not enough for him.
How much does a boss drop?
Enough for one person, I think.
Okay, we kill the boss, we give it to Coco.
Do we all need flares or do only one of us need flares?
and grab the green flare I'll come again there's a flare here that you can
grab oh I got it I got it yeah I wear the first enemies that boys Steve
watching do not die do not die do not die do not die do not die do not die
Let's see if I can remember this.
Locking.
Okay.
Now, do not push in, okay?
Okay.
Let me, let me push.
Here, here, here, here, here.
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
That's one.
Okay.
Peanut, can you, can you watch the door whenever I open it?
Okay.
Alright.
Watch the door.
okay down there's one on the left down nice we're gonna be down down down
that was a good that was a good there it's only him by the way it's okay nice
Nice.
Pull down, pull down, pull down, pull down.
Oh, no, what, what, what?
Got him, he's dead.
Another one, another one.
Got him, he's dead.
Nice.
Good job.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to have to pack a bag.
I'm going to have to pack a bag.
Got me, got me, got me.
You got me, OK?
Where are you?
I don't want to shoot.
I ran inside.
You're fine.
We're not dying here, boy.
We're not dying.
Other players here too, as long as you can.
Oh, just be me.
Just be me here.
OK, just be me.
You're taking slow.
We've been taking slow, we've been taking slow.
We survived this, we are rich forever.
Do not rush it.
Do not rush it.
Do not rush it.
That's right.
You want golden diamonds, Coco, you want golden diamonds?
I want golden diamonds and I want horses and cows
and chickens and horses.
You can have all the horses and cows and chickens and
chickens and do not punch.
I want to grow some coconuts.
We'll have infinite coconuts.
Lock it in.
Okay, hold on. I'm coming back with something that Peanut needs.
What's that door for me?
What door?
One in 30.
I don't know where you went, dude.
Right here. It's me.
Okay. I'm right here. Don't shoot. Please, please.
I'm down here. Don't go through the other door. Come down here.
Yeah, okay. I'll come to you, Gigi.
Three little groups of five out of six.
Um these guys don't really have the good stuff
Chief Berkey
Remember not to shoot each other boys
I'm going to have to take you to a person to talk to him for your quest, unless you
don't want to disraid.
I see close, see close, see close.
You see together
Okay, so then
Listen, okay, there's gonna be a lot of
There can be a lot coming up the stairs
Uh-huh
Down the stairs. Okay. I'm gonna go this way. Okay
You wanna come over here?
Um, I think it's downstairs that we have to go
But you guys can loot up these rooms. There's lots of spins too
I
Guys the the NPCs also have a tonic a ton of stuff on them
They do but honestly it's kind of a waste of time because these guys aren't the good ones
as much as watch
We do everything we leave don't stone on 10
I'm guessing we kind of have to kill the boss, huh?
We have to kill the boss, because Coco said no, he's money back home.
I have no money.
That's okay, boss.
I have no money.
I gotta fucking ask someone to crash at their place for the weekend.
You can see by my couch, boss.
Okay, Peanut, come down here.
Really, Peanut?
Well, I'm all about duty.
I can crush yours, Peanut.
You can crush my spot, Boss, as long as you need.
All right.
All right, P.
I'll only be two weeks until I get my feet back.
Two weeks tops, of course.
At Yes Chat, I have the explosive.
Here's some alphabets, too.
Don't you worry.
What if we get someone's job to do that job?
So what's job it is to do that job?
Okay, come over here, Peanut.
Okay, okay.
the card on this. This is for your quest.
Watch. Good. Watch. Good. Watch.
Just the only option I have is leave.
What? Oh, I use it.
Hold on.
I didn't put my hand or something.
Hmm. Oh, OK.
Maybe you don't have that part of the quest.
Well, I have the question. I have the question.
Oh, that's okay. That's okay.
Come on boys, we're going down stairs.
Alright, who wants to go on the woodchipper first?
I feel like I kind of did the first part.
No.
I did the first part.
I did the first part.
Alright, I'm going in.
You going in?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Alright, cook it up, cook it up.
Cook it up, cook it up.
Honestly, I don't want to do this.
I'm ready, I'm not into you.
I just heard them rotating
I see what I see what I see right there right there both the guns
I
See their hands you want to shoot the hand you want me to turn it
It's okay. I should know if they're gonna come to that door for the ride
That's why I think we should just turn it and let them do it. Okay, okay, okay?
Honestly cool. What's that? What's the door behind us the white one?
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Push it! Push it!
I laid that back shit.
Or not?
Can we throw another one?
Oh, nice.
Gotcha.
Oh shit.
Move again, move again.
I
Know here, oh, yeah, we're here
You have you know, that's a little bit
He's dead!
Good work, good work!
Good job!
The Peckery bag?
We'll keep our bags high!
I'm gonna shut this door.
Wait, I can't shut that door.
They can open doors, they can open doors.
I'm gonna shut this door.
They're not zombies!
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
this way move it in a grenade
all right for me okay I can't peek at my door what my gun will hit the door
I hear you want me to peek oh fuck my ass you broke my leg oh fuck I'm back
Back it up, back it up.
Yeah, yeah, you, you, go ahead with that.
Go ahead with that, you got that.
That's all you big man.
That's all you.
That's all you big man.
I think I should have brought a sword of gun.
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
What?
You got a name?
Dude, he's like, crouched in the corner.
On the side of a corner.
We are a sword of gun, bless.
I can't put my gun to the doors.
Yeah, my gun's too long.
But my shit's too long.
It's too big.
It's too girthy.
Let me see what, oh, I'm gonna use this actually.
Ah, smoke grenades.
They do flock to the smoke, by the way.
Wait, they'll come to the smoke?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Did you find a sort of gun?
Did I just kill him?
No, I didn't oh what the fuck does that desync I got idea idea
Oh
You gotta do with shag time shit. Oh
shit, I
Don't know about that piece. I don't know. I don't know
I got him. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's okay? Nice job. I think that was the last one. Good job guys.
I saw you! Went side! Went side! Went side! My ass is puckered. I'm clenched. I am clenched right now.
Now guys, we gotta loot up. We gotta get some M85581. I'm not gonna have enough for this whole place.
Yeah, I would another gun this time. I have the good ammo
Got another gun with mags and ammo, which you can go. Okay, peanut. What's your boss take this?
That's five six a one
Here in this part
What the hell is that you guys are poor and ugly
I'm gonna go down this hallway and loot okay. Don't shoot me about it. Oh, wait, where'd you guys go?
Okay, I'm with you
We would be able to do
I'm with whoever this is I did
I
Don't know where we're supposed to be going. Oh
That's the okay, that's that's peanut. It's me down here. Let's be down here. Don't shoot
I feel like that's the way we're supposed to go. No, these doors open. I think we go right here
No, that's the way we can't what? No, it's hot. Oh
Okay, I do pop goop up goop up goop up. You need to gas utilize it
To pop goop up goop get that juice get that juice
He'll stop some little stuff. You guys need extra heels. These bitches haven't shot me once.
They suck. They're horrible and ugly. Ugly fat. Stupid. Okay, we have 36 minutes.
Let's move it. Let's move it. Let's move it. Okay. Oh, this is the door. Peanut. Okay,
This is where it gets hard.
It's going to be a white fest PXO dead.
Not.
It was the worst one you said.
So this this is one of the hardest things we might just want to cheese it
and throw a smoke in the middle.
OK.
Um, OK, this right here, I need you to swipe your card.
OK. Oh my god.
Bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Should I be caught?
Damn it!
Wait, what? How are there no guys here?
There was last time.
Meal!
Waiting for players.
What the hell?
Two out of three?
Uh-oh.
Oh, he's another part of the ship that we gotta go to.
You ain't to be, right?
Oh yeah, this is the cutscene. I forgot this is the cutscene.
This is a cutscene!
Yes.
Oh shit!
Oh Jesus Christ!
What the hell?
Oh fuck!
They don't want to fight!
Wait, that's our enemy! They look who is fun!
Really? That's...
Those guys are called the Black Division.
wait that's the boss you can tell by the thing on the chest that says black division
there's a whole or a moment there we're not all right
okay guys
he's the guy that was in bar life
oh fuck
okay guys i'll keep looking like i'm looking
okay
i think a nice sip of this peasy hot ride
I'm applying my Vaseline.
Now apply Vaseline, apply Vaseline, get new down.
I'm applying.
I'm moving up, I'm moving up.
There's a gas signal line right there.
I don't want to go.
Do you want to take the gas analyzer, or should you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't remember where to go with.
What was the gas analyzer?
Oh, I opened the door.
Okay, I'll clear it
Do I don't remember I don't remember I think you have to go up over here. Yeah, I get over this one right here
Come on. Go go go go back back back back. I'm over this one
Okay, oh
Oh my god, I think these are just loot rooms mainly
Shit, you have to go upstairs. I'm trying to be that's why I'm trying to be
Loot, I did this only one time so I can't really remember and I was half asleep
She passed, she passed, she passed.
Fuck you.
You ready for anything, boys?
You ready for anything?
Oh, man.
Oh, wait, this is an unsteal.
This is an unsteal.
Yeah, go get a, yeah!
Wait, we have to unsteal this,
so I don't know where this goes.
Unsheal it, how are we uncealing it?
Yeah, I'm unstealing it.
Oh, guys, guys, I'm nervous.
I gotta peek.
Can I go pee before?
No, don't pee, don't pee!
I gotta fucking pee.
Oh, this is it, this is it, this is it.
Oh, fuck!
Okay, I think I have to press a button
something in there. But I don't remember. Cat? Because I didn't press the button. I just
opened the door and someone else did it. No, just touch the floor. Okay. Should we throw
a smokenade in there then? I don't see the way in there. Oh, just walk in partially.
You say it's walking partially.
Oh, I got it.
Now what?
I completed something on my class.
The bottom floor?
Oh my gosh, guys.
We should touch the bottom floor
and then run back up, yeah?
Hang out over here with Coco,
my man, Coco, how you doing, my boy?
Come on in, the one is mine!
What's supposed to happen?
I think they're supposed to spawn.
I've not seen that thing.
I'm not playing them.
Oh, I'm gonna like eat.
I gotta go down there too.
Godspeed, Digi.
Godspeed.
BAN!
You're doing your country proud, J.G. Godspeed!
You can do it, J.G.
In the middle of the room?
Okay.
You can do it, J.G.
J.G.
J.G.
J.G.
J.G.
J.G.
J.G.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck it, when J.G. dies, it's gonna be a mess.
No, no, she can't die.
Oh, my God.
I'm very nervous
I'm very nervous
You're coming down, you're coming down, you're coming down
You're scared
Did you get back up here now?
Oh my god, I hear it rushing
I hear it rushing
We run to the back, oh my god
I'm so done, I'm so done
Did you go to get a guy?
I'm dead
I died
Don't, what?!
That's crazy. Dude, there's like, actually...
Can I play around?
Yeah, I can't do that.
You got a thousand of them!
I got... I got... I got...
Something to stamp Peter down!
Can I really run?
Fuck no, you don't!
No!
Don't give him an edge!
Are they gonna come up the store only?
Guys, there was so many in there, it's insane.
Peter, Peter, you're not talking to me!
Shut the fuck up, you little...
Fuck!
I killed one I killed one I got shot 20 times in my thorax
Oh my god, what nice that's two this six more
600 more
You got I'm a pack of bag. I'm a pack of bag
Why how many more bullets?
Well, I'm packing back real quick. We must take it. We must take it. We must take it
Oh, you're gonna lock it down, lock it down!
We're gonna revenge you, Gigi.
We're gonna revenge you!
By the way, you guys can't get out.
You guys can't get to the boss.
Why not?
Oh my god, peanut, peanut, help!
Peanut, fuck it, help!
I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal.
You guys don't have the explosive to get to the boss.
What explosion?
You have to have an explosive to open the door to the boss.
Well
We'll find one
I'm gonna smoke I'm gonna smoke
Come on James. Oh fuck
Yeah, well, I'm out of ideas.
I've done all I can do.
Yeah, I'm not stupid. You literally can only buy the explosive from proper.
Where'd it all go?
I don't know.
The God!
We won
Apparently it's in the fleet, but that doesn't help them right now
Get out of here
You got are they pushing?
That's a touch.
Push back down.
Push back down.
Okay, okay.
I'm just healing up.
We got to start moving.
We got to start moving.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're that time, we're burning daylight here boys!
Alright, alright, what we gotta do?
I see, I need this watch up to me.
See you back Coco, see ya.
Okay, I'll see you back, see ya, dog.
Oh, Guinness.
Well, Coco can't leave unless you can somehow find heroes on the Black Division that you killed.
Oh shit!
Oh my god, oh my god.
you okay you should throw a smoke down there we'll walk to it I use my last smoke and I
of his dad he won more there's only one left no no there's got to be one I heard I heard a
stampede I had a stampede
oh fuck isn't he still
I
Rockin
Do you need to throw those I?
Got a cable cord that
That's great to hear Coco I
Know what you're thinking you motherfucker
What you find a ceiling fan quickly it's a central to the team
Let me handle him Pete.
There's someone out there that do not do this, do not do this, do not do this, do not do
this, do not do that.
You know who I am?
Can you put the door on the other side and peek them from the other side?
Oh, can I do that?
Oh, you can?
Oh, shit.
Oh!
I'm gonna help them make it.
Oh, wait, I think she's right, I think.
Yeah, like go across.
Don't you be coming out of me right across the...
I'm not I'm not shooting you
We need to unseal the door ginge I'm guessing yeah, okay, I'm stealing I hope this is me peanut
That's much good much good much. I'm opening
Hey coconut
Yeah, friend over there. Where are they? Oh, what a question what blow I think
Okay, oh
Oh my god, oh my god.
He's walking?
I have these.
I want these! Get him! Get him!
Just one more! One more! One more! One more! One more!
He's coming again! Take part!
Come on, get him.
Oh fuck my ass! He moved my leg!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe.
Okay.
Hey!
Where'd he go, where'd he go?
I don't know, he's coming.
I'm dainy. I got him this time, I got him this time.
You got him, you got him.
You took an alternate round.
Oh
Oh, oh my god, oh she brought you I
Think it's below me like in front of me on the other side of the hallway
I'm cheap at all. He's somewhere down there
He's coming he's coming. I got my gun fucking damn it. I'm trying to shoot him
Is he dead? No
I'm baiting him. Hold position. He's coming. Oh
Here get ready I'm baiting him
Nice! Wait, is another one?
Oh my god, okay, I'm gonna keep paying him
Before John you see him I don't see him. I think I think I'll say for I didn't get I think I'll say for oh
Shit you got food. I'm hungry. Oh fuck I got food. I got food come around. I'll cover you
I'm gonna do the same thing the bait's working. Yeah, I need my food
You see he's a Jeep Berkey he's a Jeep Berkey
Okay, Coco cannot get out
Oh, there's no way for him to get out. Oh my don't we would do listen listen
We still put nine Lennox's in your ass. That's nine million dollars. That's true. That's true. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna pay
Are you ready?
Are you packing up packing up packing?
What I can do is I can bring in extra explosives and I am actually allowed to drop them to you guys. Oh
Shit if we do this again
dude you never got the first four people i'm trying to bait him
I see him I see his gun I see him I know he is anyways
where is he where is he
where is he
where is the event big white one big square
yeah the big square
oh shit ECB
what
You're upstairs.
Yeah, come, sir, sir.
I'll get him.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
We'll put these guys?
We need them up, we need them up.
Okay, okay.
We give them, we give them, we give them.
Oh, there's Gigi.
Hi, Gigi.
Hi, Gigi.
Hi, Gigi.
Hi, Gigi.
I did you have the explosive thing you buy it was in my special slot because I
didn't know that I could drop them oh and now I know and I know how to do the
bottom part now I'm gonna rob your corb stop that's still also please loot my
backpack and take the espresso machine that is like over a million I'm gonna
put the personal machine in my asshole you cannot put it in your container oh
okay never mind not going to my asshole
I gotta have some time to pack bags and stuff you have to give me a second okay
boss
you should go go miss go go oh you have to give me some time you have to give me
some time yeah I need time to be sort everything yeah be so
I don't know what's going on.
Why don't we push? Why don't we push?
What? Go away, go away, go away, go away!
You got some nice stuff, J.G.
At least we died, boss.
Welcome.
We're taking the nunchak.
We're taking the nunchak.
How much time we got?
Press O for me.
Quick, Coco.
How much time we got at the top right?
18 minutes.
18 minutes.
Oh, we gotta fucking move.
We gotta move!
Move, move, move!
Coco, loot as fast as you can!
I'm looting, I'm looting.
I'm on my last mag.
I just gotta pack it up real quick.
I'll be right there.
My last bag I just gotta pack it up real quick. I'll be right there
But I'm good go I'm good go you know, no
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna dump, I'm gonna dump. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Take it all, Coco. Take
it all! I'm taking it. I'm taking it. You've got a Morsel on the ground! Oh, every five
of you will win! You've got a Morsel, Coco! Not a Morsel! Oh, my God. Where the fuck?
Water you got water. Oh fuck. I got some water. I got some water. Could be could be right
I'm here. I'm there
You go. Yeah, I'm gonna drop it right here. You ready? Yeah
Yeah, it is where's the water action
Yep
Thank you. Thank you. What the work I'm back at this. I'm unpacking this last time a five-minute one bag
Oh
All right, we're the next guy everybody
You don't take a week double check for you
We'll go says it goes is this device and says
Do we what about the guys at the top of the thing my boy? It's like it's like I don't know
I try to get to them
We knock it out this guy's at the top of the ladder. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I was trying to find a way over there
Good up good up. Oh
Here they are. Oh my god
We have a fine peanut. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I know
Yeah, but I feel you this is good. What do you think we got the next level? You know, I don't know
I don't know. I don't know. I feel like we should have goofed. I feel like we got to go
We should move. But what about all the dudes? Oh, well, there's more goop. There's more goop. Oh, there's more goop
I wish I'd packed this last bag double move, okay
What would what?
Are we all right? I need the next part of some boss boss. All right
You're lucky. You look it. I'll walk it in
I
Would move it would move it move it move
We were we go from here
You go through this door
Ah my god fucking James. Shoot him
Where's he?
You want to pick this or you ought to do this I don't
The colors!
There, come here!
Get out of the way!
Stupid bitch.
Don't go!
Don't go!
We got it!
We got it!
We got it!
We got it!
We got it!
There's a gas mask!
I've never even seen it before!
Is that expensive?
Should I take that?
Should I take that?
Dude, you're the one with 6,000 hours?
This is all new, you dumb bitch!
I'm getting more than I needed.
I'm taking it.
I'm taking it.
I was moving.
I was moving.
Oh, that's the that's for the tear gas that they throw at you
You have to wear it when they throw a tear gas at you. Let me know what actually things are okay. Oh
You'll know
You can't heal or anything
Yeah, go up. You gotta go up ready much. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm you should use your mic. I'm breaking too much
You can just go pop the green flare right now if you want to know
we did not come for half we came for it all my right coconut I don't I can I
ever get out I don't know you're kind of fun I'm dead but we gotta fight
this up you can put your butthole oh my god where's those good looking I saw
tiggs a little I saw so I see snow where's those roots with all the Linux
This is I that I saw tigs loot. Are we deer?
No, that is a special room you cannot access yet
You know that key card I gave you I think I think it opens that room
But you can't talk to the guy
Keep watching keep watching. Oh
My god, they're coming I
Heard them. Is this your back?
I
Have I can't shit out there. Oh my god
I can't see nothing
I'm going left.
Oh my god.
Got two, got two.
Oh my god, run!
I'm blind.
I
Can't see anything you guys do it you guys
What a peak this oh
Let's do the gas mesh hot
What the fuck does that do I don't know but it sounds like a good this is this feels like a good spot to do it
But if you if you gas something I don't have a mask
Guessing nobody
There's the one with the gas
Yeah, you wanna hold up. Wait, I didn't want to do I got some aqua barry. Don't drink it all just like 25
Super powerful into that backpack, okay?
You're not pretty tall you will fuck me you will fuck me into oblivion
But no, I've got the awesome boy see this see this see this only you 25 only 25
45-25 okay, we got we got get moving we got get moving we lose the time we lose it
We're burning daylight
We're burning daylight we're burning daylight boss
Sit back sit back
We got 10 minutes
It's fine. It's fine. We got this we got this
Oh fuck
Oh my god.
Off!
I can't see nothing out there!
I can't see shit peanut it's foggy
Oh my god, oh god
I
Can't see dick shit
What is this tear gas where we're off top boys all clear top boys all clear
Oh
Move down the low floor
You are P. I can't get to you because it's a tear gap. Oh, it's great. We're gonna come up. Oh shit. Oh shit
Hey
Take sharp report any movement.
I've heard.
I'll pitch you up, I see.
There we go.
Is that...
Oh!
I hit!
Oh
Oh
Adelamping, Adelamping, gotta be careful out there, gotta be careful out there.
Some may look at it as we lost the loot, but I look at it as we gained 2,500 euros.
Good work everybody, good work, good work boys, good work out there.
That was intense. That was intense. That was oh, we got 41,000, we only crap. Oh
My god, we gotta go back. We gotta go back. We gotta go back. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was incredible
That was incredible. That was incredible back. We have to go back
Wow guys, why didn't you pop the flare right there? You're an extract right there
I'm not gonna lie to you. I didn't give two sits about me at that time
I just want to experience it and that was incredible. That was incredible. Oh my god. Oh
My goodness. Oh
My god. Oh my god
We got to go back
Holy fuck
How much um euros can I drop this chat? No, I know I know I still got 450k euros
Oh
Shit
Oh 400 for entry and you need
2500 euros, I don't know how much I can drop but we can try to do the boss. Oh
But you can only drop 1000
I can drop them
No, I can't I'm red I can drop 475
I can drop 475 475
Poked up by 25 euros. Okay
How do I do that?
You go to the
What do you need one thousand twenty five actually?
No, cuz I can drop him a thousand without all you put him at one thousand five hundred
Oh, I thought you said oh, they're mine. Yeah, they're mine. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you said 425 for some reason or 475. Yeah, I can drop 435. Yeah. Yeah. If you can drop him 475, he buys 25 nice drop him 1000 and he already has 1000.
Oh
He's already got a thousand. Oh gosh, okay
All right. Hey, I should we should we have all of his euros did he literally send them back? I
Got a thousand euros. I have one thousand euros. No, apparently he dropped his euros. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just gone. Oh
When um if you're gonna scare you buy euros from him. Oh, oh should you say that? Oh
Oh, oh
Oh when
What word word word word word word? Oh, hey, what word word word that's worth more than all the dollars
I have in my stats. No, I was telling Coco to go buy 25 euros so we can drop him the rest
Yeah
Okay, all right, yeah, it sounds like a great plan GG. Good thinking
Okay, so I need my how many year old how do I buy it would I buy it from the
Schengen here I got with the BD on here, okay, and then I buy euros
But you got something else
Little something little something something I'm buying a hundred and fifty seven
Little something about yours guys. Let's be a short guy. Let's be a short guy this time
No, no, no, that's how much it cost you only got one.
We also need a 556 gun, because they got 556 ammo.
Guys, what other types of ammo did you see in there?
Do we see any 545?
None.
Aw.
There was 300 blackout.
Okay, and then put that in your container so don't forget that.
How do we got none of that though, Vice?
What gun should I bring?
What's that gun called? With the 300 blackout, what's that gun called?
fuck
holy fuck
ummm
MCN so yeah
I might have to make both of us a gun
I can't buy that
what's the smallest 5-5 position?
what's the shortest one?
5-5-6 it's the uh
oh it's like the 11 inch barrel
Look at what the smallest guy
For the 556 yeah
I mean you can do the MDR
I'm gonna make me and cocoa MDRs. Oh, I can't buy that either
You want me to make you one too? Oh, that would be great. That would be great
I just want to buy you guys it's three in the fucking morning
So if we do this, it'll be like two hours from now,
we'll get off and five and four in a similar life.
He goes again, we'll do another day.
Mm-hmm.
FYI, FYI, boys.
Wait, you want to call it?
I think it might be better to do another day.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm down to do it another day.
It is three in the morning.
We can do it another day.
No, of course you would say no.
Look at that, you guys.
I'm good to do it today.
What?
What did you say, Pete?
You got it, Coco, you got it.
Stop put that pressure on me
All the coconut calling
One more
One more one more one boy one boy one boy come on. All right. Would I want more one?
There was so much food if we win this we're fucking rich. There's so much shit over there, bro
I'll bring it so many grenades
They didn't really be out there.
Beades like I thought they would.
Yeah, I didn't think so either.
You kind of just said there's a grenade and then move like five inches to the right.
Yup.
I need, I don't know what to do.
You got my, you got my MDR right boss?
Yup.
Thanks boss.
What gun should I bring Genji?
I got your gun too.
Oh my god, you okay.
Oh yeah.
What is saying?
Oh my goodness.
I'm bringing two 60 rounders full of ME5, ME1.
Also, I am not picking up more.
I had, by the end of that, I had like eight 60 rounders.
I am not doing that cluster fucking again.
I'm keeping two, one in the God and one in the pack.
That was AIDS.
That was AIDS, Syphilis.
That was horrible.
Why do you need megs?
I gotta go buddy.
No, I got you. Don't worry. Okay. Okay.
Do you somehow come up with hundreds of thousands of dollars, boys?
Oh.
We sell a lot of these scopes here.
Here we go.
Here we go.
here we go. Here we go.
Perfect. I'm gonna go. I got my
money. We should guys. We should
guys bring food as well. You
should. I got three bottles of
water. I got a Chris. This
Chris. Oh, that's delicious. I
like I said some more dog tags.
Did you think you could bring me a better backpack?
I can't find the moment.
OK, because I'm just using a portion.
It's pretty bad partisan.
You've been a while.
Did you?
You've been a while.
Did.
I got two aquamarines.
That should be just enough.
We'll get some.
Um,
hands of leaf.
Oh, I have to go.
Let's ride.
This time is gonna be different.
This time is gonna be different.
Let me tell you, we are going in there.
We are going in there, we are dominating the battlefield.
No mercy, no yielding, no personas.
I just got a back end error.
Perfect.
Yep.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
We are going to back back.
What's going to get, what's going to get.
Hmm, we'll take another blackjack.
I'm good to go.
I
That's right, I actually have to hold up for my game, and I don't know what's doing
We starting it
Hey more great to go for you folks. Oh, yeah, we owe you with some smokes
upper smokes
Top of the pier
you. Can you really me to hedge
that too? Yeah, thank you. We
really need to win this one.
We really do. We really need
to win this one. Yeah, we this
is this is imperative. This is
imperative to the operation.
Hope she doesn't have it reset
I saw a bug that would say when I was in there that apparently sometimes it resets your account.
There's a glitch in that map that like resets your account.
Is that true?
What?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
That guy just said my game literally just reset my account.
I just got me said game just reset my account. My shit just got me said oh
Oh, it's PvE. It's a PvE pump.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, man.
First one.
First one.
Mm.
Fucking stress me out, man.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
A bunch of people got reset.
Oh my goodness, gracious.
No, they were resetting PvP.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
yeah yeah she was yeah yeah they're resetting it so that they wait I don't
have there's nothing on the leaf for me what we made no I can see it oh weird
wait wait we got the guns you have the explosive right yeah I'm bringing an
extra on to uh drop you. Yeah. Oh,
honestly, that's yeah, we probably don't need two actions. I feel like if you and me die,
you know, you know, I mean, so yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Coco, you know, you know,
you know, you're my specialty to die, right? I know peanut. Well, why are you saying that?
Why you say that?
Oknight!
Oknight!
You're my fucking little man!
You're my fucking little man!
I'm fucking nervous, I'm stressing out dude!
Ah, you'll be fine!
I need four seconds to chief in a one minute stack!
Psst! GG!
ready I think I'm ready now I'm sorry everything was kind of broken what is
fine the BGVSE doesn't fix this I'm done with this shit game so it wasn't on
purpose it was an accidental no it was on purpose so they could update PvE to
the the new version of 1.0 buddy oh well mr. Peter I guys crazy guys a hundred
can go to icebreaker as long as
was it? I don't want to hurt you back to teeth!
Thank you, chef! Thank you, good job!
They were doing that tonight.
Hmm?
Oh...
I think it was an accident.
Oh...
Oh...
Not everyone was on 1.0.
What do you mean?
Not everyone is on 1.0 on PVE.
Oh, so they took all the guys that were on 1.0 and made it be said
Hold up what I heard what is X say home? Let me let me believe there's a guy named Sergey. There's a guy named Sergey
sir gay
Sir gay the third dude chat is stupid
There's literally Pete you had to reset your account or buy it after 1.0 to have it on 1.0
No.
If you didn't.
60 minutes, Sergei Domnovich, the third official statement coming soon, but we're aware of
the PVE profile issue and are actively working on recovery.
Well, I guess that, but it's still saying not everyone is on 1.0.
Oh.
Oh.
You're not on 1.0 unless you reset your account.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
What do you think about that, Coconut?
I think Sergei is a good guy.
Yeah, Sergei the third.
Sergei the third's a cool guy.
He's a cool guy.
Thanks, Sergei.
Did they update it?
Everyone's a 1.0 but they were helping us out. There's been three sort gays and this is the third one
Now let's ride
To be fair I have not been
Did you break your legs, Indy?
Yep, I don't even care. I'm going.
My God, she's so stoic. So sigma.
Go, go, go!
She's such a sigma, she's such a sigma!
Ora, ora, ora!
She's giving a heck of a darn!
I'm gonna hurry up!
Or you fat ass up!
I'm running as fast as you had to rush me!
Fuck!
I'm confused because my PvE account is not on one for now.
Oh that shanty buggy!
I'm gonna die.
I'll take care of the boss but if he won't move again we gotta smoke the dog.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die.
Don't die, don't die, do not die.
I got you direct on it.
Okay.
I'll take you to the bunch.
Nice.
That is unrelated guys. I'm not...
I'm just talking about how it...
Oh my gosh.
I know it's unrelated.
I'm talking about how some people aren't on or on 1.0 to the dock to the dock okay I'm
over it I'm getting good at it.
Is that you?
That's me that's me.
Move move move.
There's a guy south of us.
There's a guy south of us.
He ran around.
He ran back.
He ran back.
He ran back.
He ran back.
I got him.
I got him a couple of times.
I got him a couple of times.
The smoke is a covered ship!
Wait for that?
Yes, interact!
Minirecty, minirecty!
More smoke, more smoke, more smoke!
14 seconds boys, come on!
We got this, we got this!
10 seconds!
Sorry chat.
I mean it can be confusing.
Two!
One!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Good work boy!
Good work!
How did you see that dude up there?
ESPNX.
Oh there's Chates.
Time's up, time's up, time's up.
So basically I hit the spot in my keyboard.
It goes bloop!
And everybody is revealed to be two miles.
ESPNX, that's it, that's it, that's it.
So basically I hit the spot in my keyboard.
It goes, bloop, and everybody is revealed to me through ours.
It's a sort of my buggy detective shit.
I was gonna ask you, you know what's funny?
Is this like, you know how much my buggy is
are not originally talk on guys?
These guys, this is no way to expand to you.
That's just how talk on works.
That's any normal player could just see a guy
from a million miles away that you should never be able to see any of the game.
That's Zagos. That's Zowicz. He's got trust in that one.
Yeah. Unemployment goggles. Exactly. Exactly.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The sauce, the sauce, the sauce.
Can you see me naked?
Huh?
That's two out to six key hours. You know where the tree should and shouldn't be.
That's right, you guys. I put this game in six thousand hours!
I see a tree two inches from where it shouldn't be.
No, I said
Okay, I have to heal up really quick. Oh shit. Oh my gosh, I fucked up. I forgot. I dropped coconut my serve kit
To see best kids in a certain kid I got touch a cent
Do you have splints? I really need a surf kit for later and then to splints
There's a surf kit. I've got a split I can share with you. I've got 607 on the split I can share with you
Okay, I just I'll give it back to you. Here you go. Here you go
As you I thought I'm really very much about a crazy on the on the box. I was you said, oh nice
Okay, Pima come here. I need to drop you this
Did you do this surf kit? No, we're good
There you go, thank you very much
Okay, I think there's a bunch of fields in here anyways, there's nothing in here
Go ahead go ahead
I'll see you. I'm gonna boys
I'm opening this this time one shot headshot I forgot is it I
Can't remember I
Need you to grab I need you to open that door and run to me
Okay, run to my right to your left
Fucking
I got to get my action.
What's up with that?
The fuck?
What's going on?
I don't know.
They have vacationed.
Okay.
There's some shifty across the hall.
Oh, they're definitely in there.
Oh, they're shooting each other boys, they're shooting.
I found some splints.
Oh shit, you know what that would now you're good
Are you in this room? Yeah, I'll come back to you guys. Don't shoot this music. Okay. There's one the right out here this all wait
We should...
Is there one on your left?
One on the right, one on the right.
Got him!
He just asked. Nice.
One on the right?
One on the left.
Oh, clear.
She's back, she's back.
Where's Cocoa?
How about here?
Where's your jet?
She's back there?
Uh, I'm back here, right here.
Got a little whiskey for us to celebrate when we're done with this.
Oh, bad.
There should be like seven more guys, so keep your peepers open.
I
Want to say good
Oh, that's a wall.
Oh, yeah, everybody's got to be downstairs.
I see where he went.
Have you dead?
Did it kill?
Jesus Christ, you OK?
Jesus Christ.
Not really.
Not really.
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing.
GARBIE GARBIE GARBIE
I got no leg, I got no leg, you did it dad!
Move your fat body!
Oh my god, Gigi just get the fuck out of me!
Move your fat body, go get it!
Go get that boot!
I will fucking pull your brains out!
Move your fat body!
What are we doing?
I'm watching the stairs.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good to go, we're good to go, we're good to go.
We're good to go we're good to go you guys forget your brain
Coconut coconut took a siesta in the middle of the doorway
Fucking life. I don't want to hear it
Wait, I need I need I need a bandage they were gonna bandage. Oh fuck. I'm bleeding
I
Use your a-fack. Oh a-fack. I didn't save you saving. No, we did it
all those guys
I'm not sure
You mean you're not sure I'm missing a leg. Oh god mission like the dead man
oh my god okay boys okay Gigi there is too push at the same time
well I killed the good so I don't know how many of the regular guys are on but
the dude is dead.
She's a water.
She's pushing work.
I'm packed up.
I'm packed up.
I'm packed up.
your leg up and go.
I'll keep cooking that.
Oh, fuck, I got one leg.
Okay, all right, back to the healing station.
Back to the old healing station.
I'll be back in a moment.
I'm out of question, but it's a little longer.
Hi, I'm doing fine. Don't worry about me. Never been better. Never been better.
Gotta patch on up.
Gotta patch myself on up. His butt is scratched, but a flesh wound, but a mere flesh wound.
No need to worry boys.
Honestly, I count that as a win. At least I didn't have coconut fat fucking ass blocking the doors I tried to escape with my
You see fucking ass you'd be dead. Oh, I know it
Put my own on
I genuinely think you did not do anything. I did I killed that guy. No you did it
You did
RC you know what I actually genuinely think you might have saved my life
But not by killing anyone because I don't do you kill anyone
I think you might say my life by taking 40 bullets into your body and said about it. Would you look at that?
I saved your life. I
Said that that's saving your life
Fuck you coconut
I
My friend my friend play a dude to get up I have to find a new one
I'm packed up coconut. I swear
Did you we add I'm down below hey
You wouldn't shut yeah, I killed one
Shall I come down there?
Come down, Gingy.
You can. I shut the one door on the one side.
Should we put these bodies up, too?
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's nice.
This is a pleasant experience.
This is nice.
How am I stepping out?
This is nice.
This is a nice time.
This is a nice time.
I think I might swap my front plate and my back plate real quick.
There we go. All right, we're on the move. We're on the move. Did we lose night, by the way?
I don't think we did.
Which one is that? Is it this one? No.
Anyway, this is night. No, no, that's night. I see night. I see night. I see him.
Oh, give me that. Give me that.
It's a pretty good stuff here, boys.
Oh, here's a fresh new plate for me. Score!
A little bit of M80. A little bit of M80.
I have to go.
The gig member's ready?
I'm ready.
I will move.
I'll do this.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
I'll be more than he wants.
She's fast.
I think we went.
There's a little one on the store.
There's a lot of guys in the store.
I got grenades, I got grenades, Ginch.
They pick up my armor.
Oh, shit.
I don't have armor.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I felt a lot lighter.
What do I feel tonight?
Light is a feather.
You guys have the left of me yet?
You guys have-
We- we- we moved out.
You guys are on the move, huh?
Oh, that's exciting.
Oh, did you pick up the keycard, Peanut?
No.
You didn't.
I don't know where that is.
Upstairs?
You didn't?
Oh, I don't know.
You need that?
Do you have the key card from last time?
No, I died.
Oh, yeah.
We need to go get the key card upstairs.
Hmm.
OK.
I'll go upstairs and grab the key card.
We'll sit tight.
We'll sit tight right here for your minds.
OK.
Coco, where are you?
I'm with Genji.
Go fuck yourself.
Oh!
You know what? I don't need you!
Get out of here, coconut! Get out of here!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Wait!
The key card is not here.
My little dollars!
What?
The weebies are here.
The key card is not here.
And it's spawn.
What?
Is there more than one spawn?
Um... I don't know.
Okay, I think there's more than one spawn, because that's the only way we can get to where we're supposed to be going.
So let me see if I can find it.
I got it! I got the keycard!
Wait, where?
The ER Boris Engine Room keycard.
Where did you find it?
It was in his hands.
Okay, nice.
No way it is Lobotamite Gorilla, I just found this keycard.
Can let me see it?
Did you really just fucking say that?
You fucking piece of shit.
you motherfucker you motherfucker get your ass back down here guys
I couldn't was lock it in lock it in boys if we don't shoot me we get out here
do not shoot me I repeat do not shoot the fucking dumbass peanut right now
You're not I repeat do not do me
Okay
He had a lot of guys went around I don't know who it is though. Oh, hey guys. How you doing?
You guys don't want to go I'm lost yes over here come over here come in box come in box
Hey guys, I'm going to do a little swipe sheet.
I'm packing a magro click.
Did you guys pack your mags?
Oh yeah, I brought them.
Yeah, they're packed. I'm good.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, we owe you.
Oh yeah.
I'll take him all the loot's infected.
Hold on, I'm taking the muffins, it's not infected, don't worry guys, we're good.
Hold on, don't come over here, I want to loot this bag.
Oh, we're good, okay, come on over boys, come on over here, come on over here, come on over
It's a big boy. He's all reforming already. We're not even out there. He's all reforming. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Ratchet!
Another Ratchet!
Two Ratchet!
I bought a bunch of grenades.
I got a ton. I got seven grenades. Oh
Yeah, I don't know how to throw them, but I'll give them a nice go. Okay, take the grenades away from him.
Now write down give me the
Give me the grenades, give me the grenades
Give me all those grenades you need to
Get back, get the fuck out of my way from me
I've got too much shit on me to run
If you drop a grenade, I'm gonna
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
I'm him
You have some faith in your fellow man
I have no faith in you
You have zero faith
I saved your life and I found the key card
Oh shit
We're going in. We're going in. Too fast. Too fast.
Fucking...
I kind of forget where we're at.
Is this the right way?
I think we have to go upstairs?
Oh fuck.
You remember?
Um...
No, not really.
Oh, some stairs over yonder yeah, last time we went upstairs
Here's some stairs
Check your back to come back. Yeah
I'll clear I'll clear all clear boys all clear
Oh, yeah, here's the room here's the room
Okay, I'm here the other door. We're gonna do the same things last time. I'm sure you're saying I'm sure you're saying
Yeah, I'm not stealing the door
Okay, we're lucky. I'm gonna see on the door. I'm not stealing
Remember I have to go down open it. No, we don't need
We have to drop him euros. Oh shit. I have a thousand euros come over come over here. Come over here
You have a green flare. Yeah, yeah, I do I got it to my special spot. Oh
My gosh, I'm so nervous here's 475 years boss. There you go. Don't spit on one place. Thank you. Thank you
All right, okay, should we flip a three-sided dinosaur goes out there?
Lock it coconut lock it
Gosh, this is my-
GLORY IS TAKEN NOT GIVEN TOGETHER!
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
I got bubble guts.
I got bubble guts right now.
You can die after the battle is over.
Depegeh.
Depegeh.
I have to hide in a corner down there.
I gotta go check it out.
Hey, wait, wait, I'll smoke the middle.
I'm waiting for that to smoke the middle.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
You're gonna mess me up.
It's like a special smoke, because I have to smoke myself.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Depegeh.
Depegeh.
if you do don't shoot did you go low okay I got this I'm gonna start let them
have it as soon as I see my brother start ripping up a bunch should I just
or
Okay, okay
This is the truth of road project day we don't don't go in because I have to um
Wait, I don't see them.
I'm getting worried that it's back.
Wait, it didn't work.
It didn't work.
Coco said.
Did Coco go inside?
Coco went inside and now he's inside heaven.
Hunter three wounded.
Coco, I for the looks of it, he's not.
He's not looking great.
He's got equipment to adjusting tactics over.
I'm in so much trouble I just keep throwing smokes is what I'm doing
Move it, enemy spot.
Okay.
Another one, another one.
I'm dead.
What?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
No, I can't have you guys aggro them at all.
Like you guys have to like stay away so I can't do the thing.
thing because then the bunch up in the middle and they didn't do that because
they were angering you guys at the top. That was Coco that was Coco that was
Coco that was Coco. Oh my god!
I
Get your impression
How do you like that?
Are the way
How do you like that?
Now these aren't going as far as I hoped.
Is that big guy?
Oh my god.
Is that big guy?
No worry guys, I will revenge you.
I will revenge you.
It is not over yet.
The battle is not yet over.
It is not over until the battle is over.
It is not over until the battle is over.
It is not over until the battle is over.
Come on James!
I
See my guy is the biggest pussy
He doesn't see that for feed
Watch it
Oh
Get out of here
I'm famous. I'm famous.
Time for a-
TW-
TW-
TW-
TW-
TW-
TW-
Don't worry, digi.
Do not worry, Coco.
I will revenge on all of you.
I will complete this and kill the boss!
In your honor!
Heck yeah, Prina! Let's go!
I'll get it! I'll get it!
Reel it in, reel it in.
Reel it in.
I
Think they can see to the smoke and I can't
And we've let fade
He could go hang in I'm fucking dead
I'm fucking dead
You alright, Peanut?
Huh! Fuck yeah, I am. I never die.
Let me move an inspector.
I'm working on it! I'm working on it!
I'm working on it, Boss. It's a slow burn.
Slow and steady.
Slow and steady wins the race.
That smoke lasts forever.
Oh, no, you didn't.
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
You guys are fooling around.
It would be better if you went to the other side to peek them.
You my guy didn't have noodle arms they can hold this gun longer than five
I'd say it's any great.
Gotcha!
Friend dying in front of you?
Oh my god, you guys be business. I have the enemy in sight. No you don't pussy
Got another one got another one
Oh
What the hell is this fool?
Oh no you don't!
Oh my god.
Invisible, I'm telling you they are invisible!
I-I can't see if that goes to-
Target spotted.
Oh, you bastard.
Bring it on.
Gotcha!
Got a man down.
I have the enemy inside.
How many of these fuckers are there?
Oh, my guy is genuinely the biggest pussy.
I've been holding this gun for like 35 seconds.
This is a war-trained army man.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
He's as Christ.
Hey, Bob's that's right. He's Bob's
Movement enemy spot fucking from where?
No you don't you're lying he's lying to you
Oh shit, there he is!
Fuck it!
Fucking...
I have birded daylight here, oh my god, I have birded daylight.
I gotta get it, I gotta get it going.
I gotta get a move on.
I
Lost visual and I don't know true
I got you.
What? He's still alive? Enemy spotted.
Oh, I'm alive! Who am I fighting here? Who the hell am I fighting?
He's got our guns!
Not so tough now, huh?
Oh shit.
Oh
These are what was it that's why
Which was it what was it be that was the last one? I don't know I
Can't remember
I think I killed one myself, too.
I'll just be around, I'll be around.
Oh, fuck!
Stop!
Freeze!
Alright, now they're all dead, now they're all dead.
Nice job, Peanut.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I fucking shit, dude.
The boss room you just keep going up and up and up
And you fight him you need to throw
Smokes
Out here would just like a round of a where
And there's gonna be a hallway that you'll get to and that he's gonna be in a door through the hallway, but
You won't and he also throws splashes. It's really bad
He will throw so many flashes trying to flash you and then you just die to him being flashed
Pretty good watching watching watch
Oh
Holy shit, my god, loon 80 slow. Oh my god
What's up, I got how much I've got? Oh, yeah, we got 15 minutes. I gotta move I gotta move I gotta move
Hey, you got more I mean five heavy one for these dead bodies. Oh, I'm super low. I'm super duper low
I
This guy's legit walling he never saw the black division guy. Oh, well, you copy this time
Guys I've been it I'm a cheater
Like how instead of going back and looking at the fun he's spanned my
Every day and that guy is honestly if Socrates were alive today
You would think that that of him as is equal right there that is Socrates equal right there right there in the flesh
Wow modern day Socrates. Welcome sir. What a pleasure it is to have you here with us sir. Oh
I'm so honored
Well, actually might be able to get out peanut holy shit now. I'm cooking. I'm cooking loaded you are fucking loaded man
I'm juiced up. Did you stop?
I still don't have any ammo. I gotta leave these guys for ammo, but I only have 14 minutes and 40 seconds. I gotta move.
Wait, this guy's got, this guy's got 556. Can we see if we can get 551?
The engine, engine, engine, engine!
Well, I'm just gonna unpack this. Grab this guy's, grab this guy's ammo and skedaddle.
Uh, I'm not packing the green, green flare extract. I'm killing the boss!
Locked in.
Hup!
Where'd that bootz I go?
Is that my bum immediately for the...
Wait, would I inevitably die, of course?
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Like a quick magazine.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Hmm.
Here we go.
Any day now, any day now.
We'll probably bench out here.
Hey, over now, any moment, any moment.
All boys ready, all boys ready.
Reds, Gigi, and Koki, let me grab their reboot cards.
Let me grab Koko and Gigi's reboot cards real quick.
We'll get her back up and at them.
I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
And run!
Oh, so we got 12.53.
I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this.
Look at that. Score.
Middle.
I'm on the move. I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
We went down here, right?
Or what was it?
You have to go up.
What?
That was down.
No, boss is up.
Oh, fuck my ass.
I remember, I remember now.
I remember, I remember, I remember.
You tried to get into this door, wasn't it?
I wasn't there last time, so I don't, I don't know, Peanut, I'm sorry.
I think it's work, I think it's work.
Hey!
I've only gone there one time, and I don't remember
Open it's open it's I got this I got this I
Truly don't think you have time to do the boss. I've got time to do the boss. I've got time
Is up one more these are one guy who's in here
Oh, we can get a box, we can get a box.
Oh, why the move, oh, why the move?
Are we eating a little bit of food?
A good can of beef?
You had the gas grenades when they all flocked to it, like for Rizzle, or do you think it's that way then?
I mean they do all flock to it, but I'm telling you peanut you need to get out
Oh, never. Never.
You won't be able to do the boss.
Oh ShaeCi!
Target in shadow proceed with caution.
I'm locked in! I'm locked in!
That push is dead
Oh my god
Where the fuck am I heels that I'm gonna lose my chance. I'm gonna lose my chance
Oh
They got it. Whoo that was a good one that
I think something in it or is on top of Hallie eight is under that's what I'm on it
I'm on it. I've got this. I've got this. I'm killing these four killing the eight and then kill the boss easy peasy
You know you don't have time
I came for it all
I CAME WHERE YOU'RE OLD!
Okay, I came here.
He saw you conquered! Go get him, B!
I'M ON A COCKET!
I'M FUCKING ON IT!
I'M NOT FUCKING EVEN!
I'M NOT FUCKING EVEN!
I believe, I believe.
I'm going out there to dominate.
I'm going out there to dominate.
I'm going in!
What's happening?
Two bitch?
Two bitch?
Careful why peeking that that's how I died
I've lost him, damn it.
You shoot that guy, oh my god!
Oh shit, I gotta go back, I gotta go back, I gotta leave here.
We gotta go back, we gotta go back, we gotta go back.
Get back in the room, I'm behind you, no?
To the left.
You
All right, okay?
Make it six make it six make it six make it six make it six man
That's a couple. I am that's how confident I am I get the shot. I believe
You really believe you believe I really believe
You really believe you I believe I believe peanut I'm in this bitch I'm in this
bitch window I mean he likes to forget it don't ever forget it we all believe it
you the good man go there you're good man
the mad package what's gonna fuck me the mad package what's about to fuck me
We have to kill that three, I think right?
I think, I think, I think.
Locking.
I'm on the move! Charge!
Where did we go?
You a bitch?
I
Missed it on by aiming to be a little bit slower, but I gotta move I gotta move
Four minutes forty seconds.
Enemy...
Move, move, move!
God, wait a minute.
I don't care, I'm doing it, I don't give a fuck.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Where's the boss at?
Where's the boss at?
Oh, fuck off.
Where's the boss?
Sissy, where's the boss?
Oh, fuck.
The boss is upstairs.
Well, then why did I come downstairs?
I don't know.
I kept telling you the boss is all the way upstairs.
What?
What?
I kept telling you, it's all...
What?!
Pina, you can't...
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave!
No, where's the boss?!
You have to go all the way upstairs to, uh...
to a door that you have to put the explosive on.
I just bought a...
Where's the door?!
I don't know, Pina. Where did...
Where the hell did you go?
Oh, I'm in the captain's lair!
Is AMG 10 expensive?
Fuck it, all right, I gotta go, oh my god.
You're driving me out to steal all those guys for no fucking reason.
Oh my god!
All right, where's the flare at?
Where do I go for the flare?
On the helipad where you originally were shooting all those guys.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
oh my goodness oh oh so close one more boss Genji too close yet too far too
close yet too far he didn't even get to any of the boss
I gotta look up a video next time oh my god all right I told you this several times
oh you did now where do I put you flare at did I not say that I'm gonna
I've been at $35 at the time for I don't deserve it.
Oh, is she no fair yet? Okay, guys.
I'm on the helipad.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Why is it working?
Uh.
Hello?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh
You know don't stand on the helipad
What's that? What's that?
It's a black hawk!
It's a black hawk! A black hawk!
I do fight to move! I do fight to move!
I do fight! I can't move! I can't move!
Is he gonna crush me?
Get ready! Get ready! Get to the chopper!
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's too easy! Too easy!
Bad guy, you do it! What bad guy, you do it!
I got a little sub sub sub on the side.
172,000 XP.
What?
Dude.
I only had like 400.
That's actually insane.
That's crazy.
We got to do it.
I wonder if we hit the boss how much we'd get we'd be rich
Would have been crazy
Well, I'm fucking poor. I got nothing in my name. My god. I gotta go. I gotta go to LA. It's a different money. Oh my god
That's crazy
Get that much XP. Oh my goodness
Boys, that's the move that is move fuck every other map
Fuck everything else that's the move right there
That is the move. Yeah, I'll see you guys my back. Thank you. It's a little garbage. I
Even get a lot it's a it's a it's a quantity
It's a quantity right the quantity is there, but the quality is a little lacking
It's a little lacking. It's a little long a little long. I
Will say it's probably worth
I want you to say it's worth boys probably I mean the rats in gelona 160k with together
How much to buy like what like 70 k's maybe I don't know how much does go for it? I see we got it
I see we got a sign
500 maybe 500 500 500 500 okay, okay
You mean back your money. I think we made it back up. Yeah, we got enough money for another trip
Well, actually not not really because you have to pay all the years to leave
Yeah, I'm poor. Hmm. I started off as a millionaire. Now I'm zero. We're in. I have the moonshine in
I have the moonshine. Oh, yeah. Honestly, I put good making up to five doors to be broke. I
point to make it up to go one more time to come back. Oh my god. You're back to be the first guy
that went to that map to like make a YouTube video about it. It's over. It's over. Do you know
You had to pay 2,500 euros to leave.
That was just, uh, that was just, uh, hmm.
He's sitting at 192K per run.
That has to get easy.
The key card and load is to wait.
You can sell the key card?
Probably to the trader.
Check it out.
Oh my god, oh gosh, I think I got like a million dollars here.
I think I got a million dollars.
What's up?
Can I get some?
No!
Fuck yourself!
Alright, I'm good enough.
We'll go back to another day.
We'll go back there another day.
Guys, I'm telling you, I am mastering that map.
You give me one more shot right there.
I can run through all those gods.
Five minutes back.
Five minutes back.
Five minutes back.
I'm gonna run it back. I'm gonna run it back. We gotta run it back. Oh
My god, those guys are fucking insane you jiggle peeking and quad you
Like like what the fuck?
11
11
I'm not people when four in the morning. It is four in the morning. Let's just do a 30 hour stream fucking
Let's do a 30 hour fucking stream
who cares anymore I'm just kidding I'm going to bed fuck this shit fuck this
shit you're crazy if you can't find me I'm about to say let's do it
it would be exactly like seven days to die and like we want to start to take
each other and you need a lot you popper sleep for this bad boy you popper
sleep for this game. This is a serious game. Very serious. All right. Okay. See you guys.
Have a good one. Hey, guys. Have a good night, guys. Take care of yourselves. So you guys
got on the last one. Look left and right across the street. It was fun to watch though. Never
eat soggy weeders. Don't ever take candy from strangers. And most importantly, do drugs.
I have a splendid night guys.
God's be coming at God's be.
Thank you for your work the way it is.
Good night, Eddie.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm good now, Bob.
Good now.
I'm good now, Bob.
Good now.
Boys, let me tell you.
We are wanted to raid from mastering that.
Mastering it.
We will not die a single time.
A single time.
It wasn't too late when we have that master.
It will be rich.
It's beyond a wildest dreams
What's that? Oh
What's up? Oh
Oh, what happened? Hey guys, I think the electricity's out on the speakers. Hey, the electricity went out of the speakers guys
Hey, the electricity went out of the speakers. Oh my goodness. I'll take a look into that. I'll take a look at that
Oh my goodness. I'm the electricity around the speakers. All right. Good night, gang. Have a good one. Good night, everybody
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night, everyone.
Good night now, everybody.
Good night.
Good night.
I'm gonna try to get Mr. Officer Ron.
Maybe even close, he too.
I'll see.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Close, he has like a ton of hours in this game.
I was gonna say, I don't know if he liked this game,
but I think he has more hours than us.
He's like seven Ks, I'm saying.
We'll play with Mr. Close.
He will play with Mr. Officer.
Don't you worry about it.
All right, good night, guys.
Have a good one.
Good night, gang.
Good night, everyone.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, now.
Have a good one.
Good night, now, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, now.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, now, everybody.
Good night, now.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Stop now, right, C.C., now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Mr. Peanut, you guys 100% can go to Icebreak as long as one
has it unlocked.
You can go to Icebreak as long as one has it unlocked.
I can go to Icebreak as one more fucking time.
Game is sexy.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna go to the covenant chip and I'm gonna get the bomb and then bring it back a second time
Good night. Good night
Good night good night now have a good night everybody good night good
good
I died
Good
Get out of here! Get out! Get out!
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