TheBurntPeanut
TARKOBUNGUS | THICC MEN THURSDAY | WERE POOR AGAIN | BUT NOT FOR LONG | #BUNGULATE
06-05-2026 · 6h 48m
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let's go let's go it is a beautiful day gentlemen no wait this is not a new
outfit no wait I forget to add this to the rotation this is a new at all but I
I told you gentlemen, I had a luscious mane under all of those hats.
I told you gentlemen, I had a luscious mane under all of those hats and you did not believe me.
You see how it flops in the wind?
I'm on the pier today.
So a lot of wind.
Very windy out tonight.
Very windy out tonight.
Very windy out tonight.
Genji joining, hopefully.
Hopefully he's joining.
I know John's joining.
I think it's gonna be me, John, and Genji tonight.
Bald
Your own eyes do not deceive you concern. This is my luscious maid. Look at it
No, by the way, no product. No product. This is all that's around. This is all that's around gentlemen
This is all that's around right here
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Are you Italian?
I know I don't think I'm a cat. What are the goods?
This is this is bird-eye or some shit. Wait, are the goons Italian?
I might be Italian. I don't know. I might be Italian. I have no idea.
Wait, have you guys, wait, don't be so worried right now.
Have you guys not seen this one?
Because this has been in rotation for like a year, unless I never added it to the thing.
Oh
Okay, all right. Well, I made this a year ago and apparently I never gave you guys the option to switch to it. My bad
Mommy, mommy
Hey, hey, oh she boosies that'll happen. Mommy. Mommy. I'll fix that. I'll fix that my bad
My bad. My bad. Take one take one quick look at it since it's through to you boys. It's a good look at it
I
Like that you like that now boys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I have
Very similar to yesterday. I have okay. Well hold on wait a second before I begin that guys
I got a ton of money yesterday in the game and then and then we would guys break it like three times
And I lost all I know I only have 190,000 but that was like 1.5 million
Two hours before the end of stream last night. I swear it. I swear. I swear. I swear. I swear
But see the thing is is my plan to go get it back
There's a problem
There's a problem. All right guys and listen. I don't go on Twitter often. All right. I think it's fucking horrible, but I
Do sometimes go on there because you know, it's like my job
I
Went on there. I went on there and
I saw this guy. You know how there's a competition going on where like
Wait, which company's it like there's like a bunch of streamers. I have to go to customs
I think this is day two of the competition they go to customs and
They like kill the goons or something. I really know what it is
But they're all competing for a streamer item whoever wins gets the next stream I was I'm and I saw this one guy
post his Twitter post and
And he goes, guys, I didn't even enter the streamer contest because it's unfair, because
all these other streamers who aren't in the contest are going to customs and they're
killing all of us.
And then I saw Genji reply to that guy below and she agreed with him.
She goes, that's gross.
So what we're doing today is we're going to customs and we're killing everyone.
All right, but unrelated to the post that just so happened to be what we were already doing
That was already I said this yesterday. I said this yesterday
We're going we're going to customs and we're killing everyone
It's factory today change of plans completely unrelated again
We're going to factory and we're killing everyone. All right completely unrelated by the way completely unrelated
We're going to factory and we're killing everybody
By the way, I'm only joking. Oh 50-50. We probably will go to factory good one
But the guy in the post was complaining that everyone was bringing meta items. I'm homeless
I I live in a tent. I've got I've got half a water bottle in my name
I'm bringing in pistols and I can't even buy magazine for he's not talking about us
He is not talking about us, buddy. He's not talking about us. You're all so bad. What all right?
I don't know if that was necessary. I feel like I kind of covered the entire thing with the first couple things
I said, but all right, okay. I don't know if that was necessary. I feel like that was unnecessary
I feel like I covered it. I feel like I covered it pretty cool wig. This is not a wig
This is my natural hair
It flows in the wind you are so envious. Oh, you're so envious. That is my ship right
back there as well. That is my ship. I'm harboring arms. I'm I'm I'm I'm transporting arms illegally
across nations as we speak right there that ship and no one's gonna stop me and no one's
gonna stop me. I'm delivered. I'm I'm fucked the UN. I'm delivering. Okay, I feel like this
This could be taken out of context and sent to the FBI.
I'm gonna put in game every couple seconds through the sentence.
I'm delivering arms in game, in that ship over there, in game, illegally in game.
The nations that we have an embargo with in game.
Yes, there it is.
There it is.
In game, in game, in the game, in the game.
Ah, submit that, Pussy.
Submit that, Vince.
Oh, Mr. Mama, can I have a move or two?
This is, boy, good lady, good lady.
Think of a lady, who's eating my life.
Wait, guys, see, it sounds even worse.
I'm telling you, I stay away from saying,
not, I have to say, my boy, my man, good man.
I just said the lady.
I sound like I've been running a Discord server 15 years
and I haven't figured out what indeed.com is.
Guys, from henceforth, I've finally decided
If you're a lady, I'm sayin' good man, I don't care.
Deal with it!
I'm not havin' a clip of me postin' say,
Miletti, oh Miletti, oh, you have blessed me Miletti.
I'm not gonna get clipped like that, all right?
I'm sayin' good man, even if you're a lady,
fuckin' deal with it.
Uh, mm, mm.
Don't clip the example either,
don't clip the example either!
Mm, fuck, I shoulda throw in-game
in the middle of that. I should have thrown in game in the middle of that, that would have solved that.
In game!
In game!
In game! Make sure you put this jackpot in it! Don't click the first button!
Hmm...
Where's my compote, Rizad? Where my Migos?
Where my Migos at? I'm missing my Migos.
Uh-oh...
Where my Migos at? Where my Migos at?
Uh...
Hmm... They hate you.
Uh...
I don't think so.
Uh...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have a question.
Wait, if the competition is on factory now,
are goons still 100% on customs?
Or no?
Oh, there's John.
Are they still 100%?
Yes, no, no, no.
Yes.
Hey, yes, no, no, no, no.
Kinda yes, no, yes, maybe yes, no, no.
No, you're bald suck me
Hey pee I love you so much. You're dumb. You're fat my mom
Trash quavos. Yes. No. No eat me
All right
Thank you everyone. Thank you. I have compiled your answers. I have compiled your answers and I've read the numbers I
Have compiled your answers and I've read the numbers. I've come to the conclusion
conclusion
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. I will find out myself
Mr. John
Wow, how are you on this fine day? Good chair?
How are you?
Listen listen listen mr. John. I'm hearing I'm getting worried that I had a money-making strategy
It was because goons were 100% on customers, but I'm getting word that it was only for the streamer competition
and they are no longer 100% and now the Supercompetition is on factory which I'm assuming
then they have made together 100%
but the problem is, did you hear my first feel about the Twitter post?
Uh, about the M'lady?
Or something like that
No, the one before...
Oh
I never said that
Oh yeah, you definitely never say it
I never said that
I'm talking about what I said before then with the Twitter post
I did not
Well, okay, so there was...
Okay, fuck
All right, give me a second guys. Okay. Okay, and
Listen, all right. Oh, I'm gonna go over fast. Oh, I need money bad. You need money bad, right? How much money you got?
15 mil
Okay, I need money bad
All right
What my plan was was to go to a map with a 100% box rate and then kill the box over and over again
But the only maps with 100% boss rate are the maps that the streamer competition is going on and right?
Okay, all right, then I saw a Twitter post today that said one guy dropped out of the competition because he was mad
That other streamers aka you and me were going to these maps not part of the competition and just murdering them all right, okay?
Yeah, okay, all right, and then Jinzy responded that tweet agree with it saying that's gross all right
That's disgusting. I'm loading in
So all we gotta do is go to customs and you know what
You know what how about this will even change it a little bit if I see someone I like like mr.
Berean gaming I
Let him slide. I'll let him slide out of gupa. I'll let him slide. I'll let him slide on a good. Okay. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm for a cost of course for a cost for a cost, of course
For a cost of course, I will be taking his jays his corn pants. He got it hot topic
Yes, North Face jacket his true religion hoodie his true religion hoodie and his flat brim hat that he got at
Lid supreme
Supreme supreme and so that's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna let a goop a slide
We're going to let a group of slimes.
I did.
Low key, low key, low key, low key.
Low key on a stack, dead ass, typeset,
let a group of slime on for them.
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
Nice.
Enough for me.
And that's enough for the $2 bill.
And that's enough for me.
Also, I'm assuming you're going to join us tonight.
But he's out here right now. So let's ride. Okay. Let me let me load in. What's your name again? Who are you?
Who are you? Who are you? Oh, sorry? Oh, sorry. I'm a trooper. There you go
Hey, you are. Oh, it's his players offline. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, we gotta get his card punch. All right pussy, but we
Fucking the second time first time
first time we're putting his ass down.
All right, first time.
What the fuck?
I'm hot in the black SUV and
I'm driving down his block with the Extendo Mag Mini.
It was in the game, of course, in the game.
What's the second time we'll let him slide?
All right.
Unfold him, unfold him, shout to my homies and sell our game.
hop in the Honda Civic.
Sheeey!
I'm telling you, by the time we're done with this,
you'll be on Instagram live doing $20 money spreads
all the way down your arm to the tip of your middle finger.
Dude, I would look so good.
I would look so good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm telling you, you'll have dine bags of stepped-on weed
as tall as your ceiling can fit.
You will be repping your sedge dead ass.
Get ass!
Get ass!
Get ass!
Get ass!
Get ass!
Alright, dude.
You're not drinking, because it's a Thursday, right?
Tss.
Ah.
Hee!
That reminds me.
Yeah, me neither.
I
Think I'm in Thursday
Absolutely absolutely die. Well, I would not be drinking that. Yeah, I'll be I would not be drinking even one
Me as shit. Yeah, what not even one drop. I touch my son
Do me a favor if you think I'm about to start drinking
Stop it on your chest. I mean stop you
Yeah, uh-huh. Okay. All right. Yeah, if you see if you see me drinking. Yeah
All right, I want you to take a pair of hedge clippers. I want you to stretch out my cock and cut it half
If we're talking that way if you see me drinking
Step on my balls and do an entire iris jig on them. Okay, if you see me drinking
I
Want you to load up
$300 worth the fireworks you get on one of those sets on the side of the highway and put it in my ass
I'm hammered from that bit. All right, what was it one more shit before we go one more step
Hey, that's you're not drinking straight to kill this time. Yeah, I got some good rangers. I got some voodoo rangers
Me too! Me too!
Which one? Which one?
I just got the regular one. I got an IPA.
I did not have time. I was just grabbing.
I was just grabbing. Yeah.
Grab and go, grab and go, grab and go.
Alright, let's ride!
Yeah, I'm trying to get placed in.
I'm trying to get space elite.
You know what, dude? Me too.
I'm trying to get space elite.
Oh my god!
What? All my insurance expired.
Oh shit, I'm gonna take that. I keep getting sick that way. Is that that's proper, right? Yeah pepper
Oh my god. We all they can't see it. I got like
two SVD's answer 25 MDR for armors or
No, six helmet those eight helmets by the helmet nine helmets five armors. Oh
My god, we're kind of him then we're kind of pimping. Oh, this is a hundred nineteen thousand rubles right there in the middle
Oh
All right, I'm going to stack the first rate.
If I die, I'm going in with a shotgun.
No armor.
Let's ride.
Let's ride.
Ready, Mr. John?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go, good shirt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm.
Mm.
There's some models.
So much pain in here.
I just told you what's in there.
But I hope this ends up on Twitter.
I hope this ends up on Twitter.
And the caption is,
Peanut knows that he's doing wrong
by going to where the competition thing is.
And yet he still doesn't because he's saving.
That's, guys, if you make a Twitter post about me going
here where the, also the people from the challenge are going,
can you label it that, say,
Peanut equal Satan question mark?
Pete, did Peanut equal,
Peanut equal demon question mark?
That was actually hot.
Peanut equals part of a secret spy network that just kills people who have fun.
Peanut part of the cabal question mark.
Peanut runs BlackRock and Vanguard question mark.
And then put the clip of me going here.
And then put the clip of me going to factory.
All right, if you do that, put that as the caption.
All right, let's try it.
uh
We've even gone to this rate. I'm ready for jingy to carry us. I know
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready
Kida, can you please try being good at the game tonight? I'm begging you
Just like his dad begged you to stop
I'm gonna stop. I don't know if that's where you wanted that to go. I started strong
And then I think you said one word wrong and then you go go harder and then yeah
I think you started really strong John. I saw
And then I think you said one word where you just can't continue anymore now because then it's just a whole different type of joke
Then it's another Twitter post that's another Twitter that's a reddit thread. That's a red thread buddy
That's a red thread anyway. How about the match right? Oh wait the match
No. Okay. Get in the game. Hold on, I'm getting one of those. You know what?
The shotguns? Yeah. I'm coming stacked. I actually have basically my entire kid is the
Gillis kid. Oh, perfect. I'm not bringing it back right now. I want to kill I want to kill somebody
with a backpack. We actually have the people in the competition want to have a backpack. We
We oughta wait, I'm going to buy back.
Got it!
All right, now let's move.
Now let's move.
Where's Genji?
Hopefully dead.
In the game, of course.
She'll play with us later.
She'll play with us later, probably.
What?
What?
What, get in the game.
I get in the game.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't know I had a TTS that sounded like the Ford thing
and it was just talking about two men groping each other
and I'm hard.
That is what it feels like to have a Ford F-150.
That's what it is.
All right.
Peanut Esquire Rothschilds.
I formal name.
I formal name.
That is actually Peanut Esquire Rothschilds,
Vanguard Cabal the fall the fifth the fifth actually the fourth was my grandfather
No, the third was my grandfather the fourth was my father. Yes. Yes
Who's this goofball you're playing with up don't worry about I'm a head of many ways. It's my wish each it's his wish
This my way to play with his favorite streamer today. Yep
And we're going to make his wish come true, please.
We have the other other spurs in the next leg again.
Is that how basketball works?
That ball does work like that.
It's the first one to win.
Oh, there's no going to say no more games.
I
You ready for a great rage on
Yes
Okay
Follow me mr. John follow me. It's time to get rich. I'm assuming to kill us 100%
I'm not sitting down. I have to find them kill them and extract the school
is going to be easy. It's going to be easy. We're just going to kill a couple of naked
people probably and then boom. And then possibly landmark and that other guy you were talking
about. Possibly landmark and the other guy, Maria gaming and all the speed back. Maria
tacos oh my goodness these maria tacos actually I heard oh you're welcome
stupid bitch yeah by the way what do you mean you're welcome I killed that guy
yeah I fucking shot near his body though oh my apologies I mean this year saving
I mean
You haven't see a mass I have two black flags. Oh, I've got three black legs. I need I need multiple see a matches. Oh
Please sure this GPU. I'll give you this
God damn.
Oh my god, I was fucking murdered too.
I almost...
There's no reason he should be alive right now.
Let's ride!
Follow me Mr. Jack, follow me!
Rod the move, Rod the move!
It's gonna be to the left.
It's gonna be here right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's cool.
You know, I'd like to sit in the offices most time, but he's like the first floor. He likes to sit most. I don't know
Yeah, yeah, I'll go find him kill him and they give you all the good
Is there anyone in here from the competition the streamer competition
We're from the speed of competition.
We're moderators in the competition.
We're moderators in the competition if you kill us, you man.
You're man from the competition if you kill us.
Anyone who lets us kill them gets an extra 20 points.
Twenty-three points.
Twenty points for you.
Twenty points for you.
Oh my goodness.
for you oh my goodness you lucky you lucky boy 20 points for you sir 20
points for you what is going on
anyone from the competition in here all right we're good
Oh, a clock.
Alright, little sum sum, little sum sum,
little sum sum.
Alright, let's...
Okay, I think this went pretty good, I think.
The door doesn't open that way, you dumbass.
It did!
No it didn't I opened it dude. That's crazy new tech. Oh
He would up. I'm here it up
By now now we ride
Yeah, you're the handle with your foot on the way out. Yeah, I see I've heard that scabs like super
I see these days
And you get one of like something really expensive yesterday. Yeah, I got one with a car
Let me see if they we got some
Here in the middle of everywhere and have to go shove his hammer up my ass sideways. Oh, yeah, where's to get that?
I just realized we guys to go is 100% right because the competition. We oh my god. I just realized we
What do we do we about to leave?
Is he 100%
We they would make the competition on factory without making to get a 100% right
He's probably playing in the water over here.
He went easy.
Follow me boy.
He's gonna just scare me forever.
If he's not 100% my entire plan is Nolan boy.
a bitch boy a bitch you get back here
well take that take this pushy yeah don't worry don't worry I revenge you give me
a second mapping I'm about to get up and get all of his loo
I think that must have been landmark. I knew it.
There's another place, guys. There's another place, guys.
Fuck you. Fuck.
Hey!
Fuck you!
Heal some, some.
Heal some, some.
Oh my goodness, what is he doing over there?
He's a tricky master, do you hear that, do you have a son?
Yeah, I hear it.
Oh, he killed a guy.
Oh my goodness, oh, that's not for you to tell.
He found a founded raid corund on this map?
Oh, hmm.
Oh, he killed two guys, oh my God.
This guy was peeping.
This guy was keeping.
Oh.
Oh.
You gotta get out of here.
Okay.
Alright.
I checked back there.
That is a massive deception.
A massive deception.
Do I-is your stuff good enough to go for a night?
No.
Are you sure?
Not at all.
Yeah, no.
I mean my arm and ring might be a little bit...
AHHHH!
The locals are getting restless.
I'm getting out, trying to get out.
Sir, if you are still back here, actually fuck this out.
Oh my god.
Whoo!
It's Jailin' Rain, boys!
It's Jailin' Rain!
Alright, that was okay.
Okay, that went good.
That went good, but obviously we have to re-evaluate.
Obviously there's some re-evaluation that has to happen right now.
Firstly, it is to kill a 100% factory.
I need the answer- I need the answer now!
Hmm...
No, no, yes, no, or maybe no, high chance, 50-50, maybe no, no, yes, no, no, agree, there's
nothing to agree to.
Okay, all right, okay, so that agree, that, I don't know what he's talking about, okay,
are those bots or real players?
Oh yeah, by the way, I forgot to say this the other day, for those of you guys that don't
watch talk of, if I say A, it's a PMC or B, it's a player scab.
If I say one of those two things, it's a real human being behind
the computer. If I don't say that, it's a fake person. It's a
robot.
Just let you know, just let you know. So that last one, oh,
it's like I killed like four robots, but the guy that was it
kill John that was a player scab a real guy is really good really good one too
that's debatable that's debatable that's that's debatable that's people okay did
we only did where is the competition at because the competition is gonna have
boosted values on that map was what happens to competition on you guys have
to tell us because if we go look then we're scumbags that's right that's right
I
You know what you do you I do I got an idea I have an idea I'm gonna Google
Excitement these these websites and do yours. Call it. They call it data scraping. You know what that is. Oh
Yeah, like that one guy does I
I don't know what you're talking about, but
Yes, okay. All right, okay. I'm wait I'm gonna type in
What are the spawn rates of the bosses in Tarkov? Wait, did I should have a live?
Thingy, let's you tell me the exact map with the 100% spawn rate. Okay. Yeah ice maker has 100%
Well, obviously
Obviously, obviously
They know not that one who's AF
Hey, what's what's AF? Yeah, I see shoreline 100% spawn AF was that as fuck
Holy shit
Yeah, it is cool. I'm good. I'm recrombie and fence
able fudge oh
Oh, okay, I don't think anyone knows what am I?
Oh
Hold on here. We all know that's terminal. Never mind. That's terminal. That's terminal. Oh, oh, that's labyrinth. Never mind
That's labyrinth. That's labyrinth. Okay. There's okay. Well, apparently there's no map where a boss is 100% spot right now
Okay, so my entire plan is completely ruined my entire plan is completely ruined plan number two
plan number two
The interchange, I don't know if it's interchange.
Interchange has killed at 75% and to get it at 50%.
Wait, that's not gonna work, that's not gonna work,
that's not gonna work.
Hmm, what if, wait, what about this,
I have two proposals.
Wait, first off, how long does it take
to do the lab at the quest line?
Is that a long time?
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, okay.
All right, here's a few.
I thought you had labyrinth.
No, I have ice maker.
I thought, oh, was labyrinth not in the last one,
but white before that's why yeah okay oh not hard at all but I'm not trying to
do anything like if it's harder than me starting a game I don't want to do it
I'm not trying to load it and fucking go yeah if I can't just go right now
immediately that's too hard I do plan do plan you plan we go to shoreline all
All right, and we scour the outer rims of the,
no, no, no, no, no, no, we go into the pier
and kill the guys trying to go to the ice breaker.
Did you want?
Okay.
John, what do you think about that?
Yeah, dude.
Let's go, it's coming, dude.
Let's go scummin', let's go scummin'.
And on top of that, we'll bring $400,000.
That way if nobody shows up you can go to ice because I serve
Have a spray crab, but oh you only only one person needs you right? Yeah. I got I got it
Don't you worry?
Papa Peter's gonna take care of you. Thank you. I eat a scope though
You know on Gremlin time today, I'm I've had enough of being homeless money. It's time to make some money
I don't even have enough money to go to Icebreaker.
Let me check with Ragnman, see if he got some money for me.
Oh my god.
I've got just enough to get to the Icebreaker.
I've got just enough to get to the Icebreaker.
I'm also going to bring this Poop M4 as well.
It seems like a kind of good idea.
Not really.
You know what doesn't seem like a good idea?
are every move to 30,000 people I could be lying I could be fibbing I could I
could be psyching you I could be psyching you all right so you don't know
where I'm going you have no idea all right put 400,000 rubles in you but plus
2,500 euros and then we're going woods
Got that job
Got that chief yeah, perfect perfect good
Good that's good to hear that's good to hear. Ah
That's good to hear. Okay
All right, I still don't have hold up. Give me a second. I gotta sell some stuff
I have 400,000. Yes. Yes. I have 400,000 you jackass.
We shall a couple goodies. We shall a couple goodies.
Here we go.
Here we go. All right. Now I'm going to go.
Put that away.
But these are way, wait, wait, wait, wait, before I even go in, I gotta, I gotta check
what the best 5-5-6-4 I can buy is, because I need, I need at least M8-5-5.
I swear to God, if I can't buy them, that's like default, that's like default.
We check M8-5-5.
Fuck.
What?
Why don't you level 3 here for M855, what is this, what is this world come to?
We're in poverty.
We want ID level 3 for M855.
That's bull honky.
I need eight thousand US dollars right now.
Did your poor why I can't do it? I need one million dollars
What you what is wrong with this game who is this game built for what what are you doing that for?
I need your love on my PC, but level two talking to each get some good ammo. I
Got nobody boss him
What level are you do what?
What level are you me like 23 or something?
What actual level are you?
Oh
We actually yeah, dude, I've been looking okay, I've been looking for these
Okay, blue tape. Oh for the longest time. Oh my god. Oh you you've been looking for you
Have you have blue tape be honest be honest? Oh?
Yes, I I have some blue tape you could have sure
I'm going to have to sell it at a premium I'm going to have to sell it at a premium.
Obviously it might be worth it.
All right.
Just know that the price is not at market price but the only reason I'm paying to get
what I need at the convenience that I need it.
So you're paying for convenience is what you're saying.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
So this is good for about $31,000.
price would be to 500,000 I'm a five you got a cost more to put it on the market
that I am selling it they're nerfing us my chance hold on one moment one moment
hold on let oh I like a pressure gauge or something I got some mood sign for you
Oh, Moonshine would be even better.
There you are, there you are, good shit.
Alright, I'm gonna put up a Moonshine for $500,000, good shit.
Are you ready?
Yes.
You are good shit?
Ah, ah, a message from Mr. Ragman.
I
Mr. Turntwister he beat to do it, Mr. John. He is a moonshine kind of sewer. He knew
A collector of moonshine
I see I see a new collector
Mr. Turntwister I see you are collecting only the finest of moonshines
Right now I'm gonna buy 8,000 US dollars
hmm 8,000 here we go all right okay now I'm level 2 in PC but I can actually get
some good ammo let me see now I could buy I don't know what that does for me I'm
not gonna lie to you I can get FMJ that's 23 pin that's seven pin I can't buy
that that's 18 pin can't buy that 11 pin and three pin okay so I'm gonna get FMJ
We got 200. Here we go. Do that and then FMJ. Alright. Alright, now we ride!
I
Wish I
Be much what I should are you ready John? Oh, yeah
Tell me where we're going we're going right to revert by cheapest I did that's expensive
They should get a thousand dollar magazines, buddy
Jesus Christ
That's great to hear. Ah, you are a magazine connoisseur
The finest magazines the finest magazines
Even tried and now I drink them all the time. I do remember that I do remember that
I tell you food wages are the perfect vector of alcohol the perfect back to Mr. John
I taste alcohol content. You cannot find better. You cannot find better.
Damn, we are still waiting.
Perfection takes time.
You cannot rush perfection. Was Rome built in a day?
Bits. Was Rome built in a day?
Probably not.
I'm not sure we have the exact answer for certain, but I don't think it was and neither was my kit for this momentous raid
Mm-hmm. Oh
We did bring smokes. Uh, whatever
Almost as possible first one good man. Good. Uh, man. Thank you, Bob. What do you think about what?
It was destroyed in one day.
Is Rome that one spot where the volcano blew up and then there's a bunch of guys and
reimposes made of ashes?
Am I thinking the right spot?
I don't think so.
Oh, that's Pompeii.
That's Pompeii.
Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting.
Mmm.
Mmm, same, same, but different, same, same, but different.
Okay.
Yes, close enough, close enough.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
What's that?
Okay, okay.
Bus light is the perfect beer.
Bus light, Bus light.
I can piss.
I can piss.
I can piss out a better tasting drink than a bus light.
I
He's talking about piss water. He's talking about piss water
Actually have told me to try something called bush light up. They say it is the path to salvation, mr.
John, you know, you know his righteousness. Mr. Officer Messer. He loves those
He loves a good old bush latte and bush latte Apple of a man who likes a good bus
Yep
Mmmm...
It says you with an IPA. Uh yeah, you at IPA stand for it?
Inside pussy ass.
Yeah, hell yeah! Hell yeah, now let's run!
Oh my excuse to right yeah, and you got a flash
Hey, we're here hold on hold on there. We go now. We're cooking now. We're cooking
It's that's right. She has awoken. That's right. I died much longer. I'd be a sin for infinite poop out your ass and
That is that is the truth. I'm I'm I'm a five ground zero
I'm a first-hand researcher of that subject.
They grip in the tiles in my bathroom by tomorrow by 8am.
Your brother already put up the Milady clip?
Dude, alright, okay.
You know that clip of me saying Milady that I didn't want anybody to clip?
Yep.
Apparently, my own brother just put it up on my own fucking page.
Yeah, I love him, dude.
National treasure, Milady.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet little thing.
Hmm.
Next thing's gonna show everybody your neck here.
Oh, good heavens.
And my cock.
Who's your outfit?
Oh, that's me.
This is bird eye.
This is bird eye.
Oh, you like it?
It's a nice, flowing hair.
Yeah, I like it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
By the way, the Goons might be up on this rock as well.
It's like 50-50.
They're either there or they're gone.
Oh
Don't quote me on that okay, don't at me son don't at me
I'm not seeing any goons. I'm not seeing any movements
I'm definitely gonna run into something we didn't spot on this side of the map so someone's over here lurking
I'm going inside the building to go get my brain's blown out deal deal
We got to go to the pier though so that we could um
So that we could go to the pier
The icebreaker is and
And
Camp it yeah, I can't and and then also go to the icebreaker. I
Can't wait to shoot somebody in the head 40 times with this gun and because I'm using paper maché ammo and just bounces
Yeah, what am I using? I'm using FMJ with 23 penetration
Even the default penis out that would bounce these bullets
You didn't want to bring like a seven iron to do a little more damage than that thing?
We actually don't know. I got the first bag full of M995.
It'll blow through anybody's oven.
First bag is M995.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Shoot that. Shoot that.
Shoot right in front of me, real player, real player.
John, John.
What? John?
they're here they're here I'm by a rock okay we I can't tell I think you might be
the road. He just run it by.
Mocking up. Mocking up.
You're right.
I don't see him down the road.
He's got to be below me.
I
Watch my I see my
Yeah, he has met his untimely demise
He has met his untimely demise
Mr. John, where are you at, good chair?
Oh, I was to your left.
Ah, but you're right, yes.
Ah.
I think there is someone camping, the guy that we were camping.
Hey, I see him, I see him, I see him.
Hey.
Oh my god, that guy's fucking huge.
That guy is literally, and I don't even
mean this exaggerating, the biggest man I've ever seen in my life.
He's got a particular helmet on.
Oh, I see him.
He's behind the green truck?
Yeah.
Oh, now he's right in front of you.
Oh my god, they're.
They're one shot.
Oh, no, I would share a home show.
Oh, I did it.
I did it.
I camped again.
Yes! Campception. Campception, Campception!
Where are you?
I'm on the rock, right next to the pier.
Okay, I'm on the road.
Did we get either of those guys?
No, absolutely not.
I don't think I even grazed them with the box.
I hit him twice. I see two blood spots.
Oh.
There again. There again.
Oh, shit in the car was one camping.
My buddy was just telling me that was shit in the car.
They were not getting camped. There was a box. There was a box.
Is that you? Is that you on the road?
Yeah, I'm on the road.
Oh, okay. Is it this guy?
Oh, my God.
I really need to just not do that.
I only have one knife left at five.
Oh, he's upstairs!
Now, I'm gonna kill him! I don't know! I don't know!
Get him, get him!
Okay, well, now I have to go in there
against genuine fan-outs with FMJ rounds,
because I'm out of M995.
I have M885s.
I don't think it's gonna make a difference to you.
I'm pretty sure we are gonna go in that building
and get our pussy dyed into a double-knife.
I don't, yes, I don't think this is gonna go up rush.
Please.
Yes, I am pretty sure.
I, you what, fuck it!
Let's ride!
We're not even gonna make it to the left.
I'll take it.
Jump.
I'll make those some greats with a lamp.
The broad James.
I'm gonna see if this guy has bombs.
Good thinking.
Is he with better gun?
Oh, he's not having a rainbow.
Oh my God.
He's got bombs.
He's got bombs.
Oh my God.
He's better.
He's better than mine.
He's better than mine.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
There's a cockbee.
He's got bombs.
He's got bombs.
Oh my God.
He's better than mine.
You better be careful of your mind.
That'll work, that'll work.
Read the move, read the move.
He's popping, he's popping.
What?
You take the bombs.
I don't know the one.
Ready, ready, ready.
They're gonna blow up James.
George!
Go, go, go!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, it's a dead!
It's a dead.
It's a dead!
Run!
What's my grenade?
Quick!
No!
That'll happen.
That'll happen boys.
That'll happen.
and
LAPID
Egg, Fillet, Rage, Gentlemen, Egg, Fillet, Rage
Just laid there and took it. Just like that last time.
Which brings sweet nothings in his ear, pounding his shit back.
I
We too long of a rage I know I feel like we were in the front
Internity I had grand children my grand children had grand children. Oh, are we on the short line map?
John are you seeing yeah, are you dead almost?
We want to watch you die, go die it.
Little linebackers and more style over there.
We want to watch you die, we want to watch you die, go die.
Okay, always for you.
Go, go, go, get him, get him.
Okay, I have smoked myself off like Valorant, so we're good on that side.
Good, good, good, good.
Now John, I want you to go in there and I want you to show them who the boss is.
All right, we are not just two regular players, we are the best at having touched this game.
Adam could
Adam could
Adam could come on
And I'm good
As I know from the look of them, you're like, hey, there's no way this guy can even do basic
addition.
But he is actually very good at this game.
Very, very good at this game.
He won't kill these two again to 100%.
Did you see that man, John?
That's the guy I was talking about.
Did you see that?
Did you?
Oh, there!
God made a mistake with that one.
That man is an abomination!
He is an abomination!
What was the way?
I mean, oh, my God!
He was as big as the room itself!
He was as big as the room itself!
God, he was as big as the room itself.
He was as big as the room itself.
How much damage did I do to him?
294 to body, heard armor, 243 to body.
Hey, not too shabby, not too shabby.
I bet he didn't even,
he didn't even peel it at all.
It tickled him.
That's okay.
Excellent raid force, excellent raid.
That was genuinely the biggest mounted man I have ever seen.
I didn't even know when to start shooting because he took up the entire walkway.
I just thought it was stairs.
What the fuck were you doing?
You're not a decent bastard.
I got in the sidewalk.
All right.
No, that's a little bad.
That guy buys two plane tickets.
I was just about to say that guy buys the whole row of the plane tickets.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I did I did I did virtually nothing
And I have I I I don't have enough money to heal myself
But you
Yeah, you got any more moonshine brother a little sip of the water
Like a reward
All our hard work all right
Don't worry, John. The plan never goes good the first time around. It's the second time.
When you've learned and you've lived and you've laughed and you've laughed and cried and got
got your back blown out by a
Daquavius came down the stairs
and picked you up like a volleyball
and rocked me
and tamed the inside of your body
more inward
alright, okay, alright
that's okay, that's okay, that's okay
we're still cooking
I still have one more short 556 gun
so we're still good, we're still good
Uh, you live in a water?
There's a step.
Bunkle.
Stepbunkle, oh, stepbunkle, oh, stepbunkle.
Let down your penis.
Let down your penis and jam it into me.
Oh, stepbunkle, oh, stepbunkle.
We get some water from this kind lady here.
She's very kind.
She's a nice lady.
Very nice lady.
Very nice lady.
Hmm
We could get oh
Would take I
Don't know if level four is gonna kind. I think we got it. Well, what do you bring it by?
For armor. Mm-hmm. Yeah
I'm gonna bring level
By front plate. Oh
What about you back plate? I
Don't bring those nobody
Yeah, you're right. Now it's foolish to be the even she jazzed
Not level five black play too
There was a level five blood plate I meant level four for both those the Roman numerals
I'm not Roman so I kind of messed them up in first. Oh, oh gosh. Okay. Yeah. That's on me. Okay. Got you. That's okay
Hmm, I do have some extra plates and I picked up on my travels
It's good we talk about this and we're gonna get a 556 right to our frontal lobe within
10 seconds of the next we don't need that type of negativity body just kidding is what
we did pretty good that raid I survived like a judge and seven more I live the first magazine
I used to have seen my speed. When I was laying down, I knew that I had no chance of survival
unless I hit a random, super lucky shot on the guy that was sniping me across the hill.
The problem was, is that this guy was about 7 bullets deep in my helmet by then, so my
entire screen looked like an Equivius and emptied his shit right on my retinas. I couldn't
I couldn't see a thing. I could not I was just blasting and praying that one of them just one
one one
I need one
Just one just one. Oh
Let me get a little bit more stuff
Yeah, I suppose I have two one hundred round magazines that were full of like really good ammo
Yeah, I got a hundred and fifty five I made one score
Alright now we're cooking now we're cooking a difference shooting him at the rock next to the guy
Get that would have made a difference
We would have won easily
Now we ride now we ride now we ride John I'm too done
Squouse
Here we go
Hold up, I think I did heal
Okay, I looked it good we have got a fraction it looking good looking good
I don't have enough money to repair my armor that's a bit of a problem that you know, it's
fine.
But now I have enough.
Now we ride.
I
Did you really dov f love you in everything you do?
But this is how welcome back to escape from bundles
Yeah, yeah, mr. Dogg at home
That's right. You can't believe it's always
It's voluntarily live in Canada longest. I have questioned why people still voluntarily live in Canada
That's what I don't get
But you have the only use like five percent of their entire country the top 95 percent is just nothing
There's like moose and treason. So what's going on out there? What's going on out there?
Hmm. Oh, no, and they use like a sporadic five percent, too
It's a question if you go out into the wilderness and you build a home
Okay, and you stay there for 15 years
And you have kids and they stay there for 50 years, right? So it's been a hundred years since you got that home
Yep, when civilization finally gets there. Is that your property?
How did you how did you get said property you did you just went out where nobody's ever been and built a home and lived there for a hundred years
This is called America and didn't we kind of do that
Is that is that
If you put a flag on it, I feel like it's like that family guy
That's true. So you couldn't just yeah, you could put a flag there. Yeah, you know, we can take that Matt
Yeah, it's still evil. They honestly they probably would just come in George Washington my shit give me AIDS and I die
I put AIDS in a blanket or whatever they do and send me AIDS subliminally.
A PDF of AIDS.
It's faxed me AIDS.
And then I was crazy nowadays.
I'll probably be able to get AIDS from a PDF.
I don't know why that works.
I don't know why that works.
The AIDS are the land thing.
I know how AIDS works, John, kind of, not really.
If you rich, if you rich, you don't die if you don't die, you die.
That's right.
That's that's what I've heard
Let's ride
I'm thinking about what you took a first letter of each word there and just made it into the word
What what do you mean? I said a five get this up. You said
That's not the last part of my apologies
Also, I don't know if you've noticed but we got the literal word spots in the middle of what penis now where yeah
We're gonna go cross over here and get murdered in the middle of the field. Yeah, here's the plan our pockets
Here's the plan we run for about three and a half minutes
Okay, and then the quabius and Tyrone comes slapping on the table in front of us. Yep. All right
Hmm
These rogue I need to play it
You brought a flashlight right there. It's a recoil. There's oh my god. I don't have the file I live
84 recoil. I there's not even a muscle in my gun
Okay, I'm not it. I'm not as worried about not having a flashlight
I
Perfect he called the girl my lady. He did I heard that sorry was I not muted
Fuck yourself
All right
We are me a moment's a waste for some proper cockaball budget
Fucking dude, I cannot wait to just be penetrated.
I, and within 45 seconds, I'm gonna be airtight.
Every single hole of mine plugged, and I am excited.
I'm gonna be picked up like a rag doll.
All my limbs just floating in the wind.
Yes!
I've been plugging myself with a wine bottle for a week just in preparation.
I keep the sleeve of tuna cans in my gaming chair just to get ready for the moments to come.
Ah, good. We're ready. Ah, they were prepared.
Ah, it won't surprise us.
Not surprising as this guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? Do we go right and get butt-fucked by three men waiting or go left?
Right!
I
Might just like move away over there, but it also could have been a piece of spit on my speed
I mentioned I think it was a piece of spit. I'm not sure. No, I'm not sure
I'm for me your eyes be a
Follow me with follow me
Hey, I do it
No, I'm just preparing.
I'm practicing.
I'm looking...
Oh, it's towards me!
It's on the left, on the left!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
Someone shot towards the firehouse!
Someone shot towards the firehouse!
Dude, that...
Hello!
It begins...
We do that...
That's a begin, that's a begin.
Yeah.
I say we ignore him and keep running.
Oh...
We gotta kill him, we gotta kill him!
Yeah.
Don't get shot, don't get shot.
Is he hidden in my firehouse?
Like a power station?
Yeah, somewhere towards the firehouse.
It's a silent shot.
There he's small, probably like five, five, six.
I see him, I see him.
He's coming, he's coming.
He's about to, oh my god, he's fucking huge.
Okay, alright, you saw him twice in the face and it did nothing.
you do like you do oh oh like you do like you do oh yeah keep fucking it yeah
harder harder just a little yes all behind us oh yeah just like that my turn my turn
you're next oh boy oh boy oh goody come drops I'm a lucky boy I'm a lucky boy
spit in my mouth he just went right the fucking... Oh, dickwaves!
I'm ready for my fucking now!
One moment, quick heal, quick heal.
Quick heal, you was good in the long ride.
I
Did you just have that guy in the face twice every five million one by the way, and it didn't I think
Which you see money
Holy fuck
Other I scared pipe
Keep your eyes peeled, boys.
Don't you worry, John.
I will revenge you.
Thank you.
I will revenge you, John, if it's the last thing I do.
Oh, oh, oh great news.
Oh, oh, oh, oh things are going good so far.
Hold on, sir, hold on.
Before you absolutely butt fuck me, I'd like to hear my arm.
One second, sir.
One moment.
One second, sir.
Hold on now, old George is.
hold on I'm almost ready for the butt fucking one second sir one moment sir
hold on I gotta heal up all right good to go I'm ready to receive
Ah! Oh!
Gah! Oh! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh, hold on hold on punch punch punch
Oh
Fuck you you want to be this power come get it
Just how we drew it up.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Ah!
Perfect.
Ah! Another great rain! Another great rain!
I didn't think in your power to make it good, you just get no matter what.
Don't fuck.
What a sweet dream. What a sweet life.
I thought that guy was even involved. What's the name of that guy?
guy this guy has 806 hours 806 for those you guys don't play talk on that
is low this is his first day on the job this is literally his first day on the
job why guys a fucking math teacher who just got out of school and hopped on
with the point bleak 80 and just tore my shit up front the back
I meant a 37 KD not a point three sevens guys. Yeah, my mind had a fifty four KD fifty four thousand
I mean
I mean who who who could have stopped this guy? We could have brought an army of landmarks and we went alive
I am his 40th kill
Level 40. Let me check. Let me check. Let me check my kill on this one. Hold up. Let's see it
I am this guy's
Oh, hey, oh, I'm a wish is 100 kill. I remember 95. Oh,
congratulations.
Sir, congratulations. Happy to be a part of the milestone. Yes.
Happy to continue anything I can do for the great old patrons of
Tarkov.
Your entire chat was yelling he's to the right. Yeah. Hey, guys,
news flash. I don't have 30,000 pairs of boys. I'm gonna miss
Sometimes
Chad saying he's gonna fuck you and then behind you it's together just random shit, but you gotta trust the ones saying to your right
Let me take out that would have gone. We do you have that would have gone. Oh, where's he? Where's he? Oh, oh
That John would have gone that John would have gone
Snowboard for you. He's coming. He's coming
I'm coming
That's how that would have gone that's how that would have gone if I take my dad in the middle battle
All right, I don't know if I have another five five six
Perfect. I don't know if I have another five five six yet. I'm not sure. Thanks
Thanks
You and fuck it I'm jamming I need to
I'm gonna take off! I'm gonna take off!
Call the couple of hoes in my heart so fuck it
Then we call it chemical war
Now, we get caught in two stars, four and two stars
I keep going back to back here
Come on, come on, come on
I keep going back to back here
Come on, come on, come on
I keep going back to back here
I have literally two point a big a fucking kid I have nothing I
I have nothing! I've been sitting here for like three minutes and I've got nothing!
I don't even have to buddy to repair my armor!
I have an idea!
What?
Scum!
No!
I have a better idea!
Oh, okay!
Icebreaker!
Ha! Okay!
The master plan!
The master plan!
The master plan!
And I don't even have a 5-5-6 weapon for Icebreaker!
So we will inevitably die when we get there, of course.
Ah.
The sweet succulents have a good plan.
Like a cold sprite in the morning.
The sweet, sweet succulent release of death.
Ah.
Like, who or when do you hang out a summer night?
Hmm.
All right.
I'm ready to rumble in Tasha.
Are you ready?
Potentially.
I gotta sell one more thing
Okay
Here we go now I can repair the arm around going in with all right now we ride
Hey boss
Just about let me get to the smokes to just a case
Here we go what what
Okay. Okay. Okay. All of I have to heal. I also didn't have enough money to heal myself
on the last raid. Perfect. Let me build a gun. Perfect. I'm going to lose in 25 seconds.
Okay. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go when you want. We do
a quick headshot readjustment. Certified headshot readjustment moment.
Mm-hmm
Don't you need for the key I've got four hundred to my butthole
We could just not know there and save your money. Oh, you know what no oh
I would say that's a good plan truthfully John, but then then I would be lying then I'd be lying
About it being a stupid plan
Oh, Mr. Enteros, my boy, good man, good a man!
And Mr. Jane, my boy, good man, good a man!
And Mr. Bamfay, my boy, good man, good a man!
And Mr. Boosack, my boy, good man, good a man!
Thank you, my boy, Mr. Enteros.
We could do Secret Spies, Tell No Lies, on the Icebreaker.
Hmm
If you I would like to join the cool guy club with Gigi tears. I'm cheese cheese
Miss Asher, miss Asher
Why is the bus so long? No, this is one of the good ones with the elevator in the back
Very convenient very convenient
John's not on the bus? That's cause he's playing with ice. This is his make-a-wear stream.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, Secret Spy's total lives.
Do you think we could Secret Spy the Ice-Pickin' Mrs. John
and do you think we don't have the skill for that?
No.
Oh.
No.
No.
Psst, psst, done, done, done, psst, psst, done, done,
psst, psst, done,
Where'd he go?
Oh
God to take a piss wait, let me take a stream. Oh
Yeah, he's gone. Oh
My god, take a look at that load again thing. Oh, yeah. Oh wait, you can't see it
Take a look at that boys, take a look at that loading in, take a look at that.
Sheesh!
What?
Sheesh!
We just complimented you loading in speed.
Oh thank you, thank you.
I just got a maid, do you like it?
It's beautiful, it's beautiful.
Thank you, thank you.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
Ah, well I just exposed where we were going, but it's fine, we aren't that good at keeping
the secret anyway.
if they're gonna die or we're gonna die so either while we can die or we could
die so let's just middle one let's die instead
John I'm not gonna lie to you I think our only chance here is sprinting
directly directly towards the boat I don't think we have any to any chance of
killing anyone I don't even have a scope I've got an EODAC I'm so glad I'm in
here with you brother. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Here is fine. Thank you, sir. Thank you, good sir. It is quite
luxurious by locks. I extravagant feature corpses. That's
mean. That's a lot. We're from the future.
Mm-hmm. Whoa. Time to re-sock on silly? From the future?
Nice wig. No, this is real! This is real!
What flies?
The drippy as shit. You tell me about John? John, tell me about Jimmy. Tell me about Jimmy right now.
He knows I'm dripping he's a sigh. He's just sigh. He knows I'm dripping
Tom Cruise ain't no wash it in the top. Don't watch it in the top
Do you feel bonita I
Feel very bonita very bonita
You're beautiful, Peter, you're meanie, boss.
Let's ride.
that's all right let's ride ready mr. John yeah all right this is the one
third time the job go oh actually it's fun do we like live nope nope nope nope
nope nope no where are we we're not I really know we are we're by farm oh my
my god resort yeah oh my god
yep we here we go died again we go less
let's go left around farm no no no which
was reading straight through it
straight through straight through the
thick event into the thick event I've
been good because everybody knows from
the reason to the king to the queen back
to the king lay up two points they're up by four thirty seconds left on the clock king passes
to the gesture gesture double double dribbles it's a foul the other team is throwing it oh
stats by the queen queen dribbles it down the court steps back three point only down by one
ten seconds left the king grabs it throws it into the gesture just a half shot three
point and they win the game you shoot at this guy that I missed where you going
I'm going right towards the P.A. Oh I went straight through the middle of the
field of the farm good thinking let's go not where we want to go and in an
unreasonable location where we get job here why am I thinking I did I was
thinking all the way left why I was going on with me I don't know yeah exactly
the reason you're thinking I don't know what reason in my mind that's a
you have no idea what the fucking thing some sort of chemical imbalance that'll
happen that'll happen yeah I've been taking steroids for a couple days yeah
to get Jack that's my thing why wouldn't I take steroids cuz I like penis
can't get much smaller I might as well just go all out of the way
Big facts, big facts, big facts, pooch.
Now we're talking.
Okay, now we're talking.
Now we're really talking.
But let me clean off my buggy days.
I spit all over him.
One second.
Oh, God.
There you go.
You treat them like little, little slugs.
Yeah, I don't know.
I can be a, me, you touch.
There you go.
Looking burly, boys.
Looking burly.
I think I'm right behind you.
Yeah, you're walking behind me.
Follow me, gay, follow me, what?
Mmm.
Honestly, it's nice to play peace by you. We might make it.
I'm not even hearing any shots yet.
I remember we didn't take... Oh, never mind.
Oh.
Oh, that happens.
Well, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Happen to be on them big jobs.
Yeah, let's put on those big gems
All you have to play talk about more than once a week. I should actually like just play it good thinking
That way I don't just lose four million dollars when I play with you and then repeat
We you don't lose any money when you play with me buddy at bed
And I'd be lying
Then lie
It's time. I forgot to bring it back back. Oh my god. We need to back back to the thing we're going to
Perfect, I don't have one either.
Perfect, perfect, oh, oh, genius, genius, genius!
Don't worry, we can, we can kill a guy and take his backpack.
You are faster, second.
All we have to do is kill one of these guys down here that is larger than four men put together.
Mm-hmm
What night he pose on their dead body? Yes. Yes, we take the rag. Oh
My god, there's two huge massive mammoths who are right. He's that whole
I saw their home. Oh my god. The camel's cross in the river over here. Oh my god. Oh my god
I missed all my shots and have exposed our locations
Don't worry
That's both that's both that's both I would not
You know once in the gaseous one would laugh I
Would not stand there boss. I would not stand there. That is not what I would say
And I thought BBS I thought that would work. I'm not BBS in here. I
Want to move I want to move
Oh, I forgot there's no wall on this side.
Oh, perfect.
The doors open.
Oh, they're going to peek out and slurp like me.
What do we do about this situation?
At a rewind time, maybe you not shoot at them.
Jesus.
Should we cross the river and see if we can sneak up on them?
What?
Maybe.
What?
When you say he went left, did he go towards the tanker?
I don't know, I just remember seeing one girl in the front of the gas station and then one went left.
I don't know.
I'd be up and across the river as you might see behind the gas station.
Okay, I'm gonna keep looking for it.
Okay!
Follow me, boy, follow me, gang.
I'm on the move.
Look at this!
This is about to be a slam dunk.
Yeah, and then we'll get the backpacks.
And then we'll get the backpacks.
God don't you dare die.
Dude don't me die.
You're the one jumping over a fence going towards two 30,000 hour gamers.
I don't hear anything.
Hello?
Is anyone at the gas station?
Could they have crossed the bridge or would you have seen them?
I would have seen him. I've been looking.
Hello?
They're just surrounded by fire.
Hello?
How did he not see either of them?
Did they both go in the gas station?
Yeah, I saw one of them go around the corner.
That's all I saw was one go around the corner
towards the front of the gas station.
Unless they went right and down
and like on the beach towards the pier.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna open this door. Okay, that's so close. There used to be a door right there.
I knew plan. I'm gonna go through this door instead. They moved that door. It used to be right there.
Let me get an angle where I can see that door and help you. I'm going in. I'm in. I'm in.
Hello?
Is anyone in here?
I don't think they're here.
I think they went down to the beach.
Should we just run across the beach then?
What's the worst that can happen?
That did.
That did.
Let's ride!
Is that you jumping off that rock over there?
Yep.
I'm on the way, Bards.
Okay. Time to win. Time to win. It's winning time! Winner winner chicken-dee-dee!
We popped some uh, pink killers first. I got no pink killers. I don't know why I sequestered here.
Oh fuck. What what? What happened what happened?
I saw a laser. Is that yours? That's my laser, that's my laser. Come on!
Oh my god. Dodge!
I pulled a muscle in my butt cheeks.
Go John go! Flexing him so hard.
Oh
Oh my god, we did it hello
Maybe they already went to the icebreaker
What do you even do to go there go to the boat?
These are changing did that I don't know they could have what look all the way around
I think it's a blue fence. Oh, yeah, I heard they moved it. I think right here
I think they would die for you boss. Yeah, we'll be oh my god. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here
Put your money inside the box. I don't know why a bunch of stupid people are doing that
Put my money in don't put your money in don't put your money in
It's in we actually did it. Oh, we don't have nightpacks
Do we need them yeah, I got him
Got a whole bunch of go here you say get stuff is
is to get stuff.
Alright!
You know what?
You know what?
Fuck a backpack.
We're taking the win.
A W is a W.
A W is a W.
We got there.
They don't have backpacks here?
We can't take them?
What are they doing?
It's not a big one.
Oh!
Oh shit!
Why did that scare the fuck out of me dude?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
We're doing super important serious business, buddy.
Yeah!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
That's right.
So much.
Eight slots of wool.
Next time you see us, we'll be at G-Waggons with diamonds on each of our fingers, pal.
Wich it up on our day one.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm gonna blow up in the end like I don't know nobody.
We're about to get into this.
Oh my God, I forgot the bomb too.
Did you remember anything by chance?
I remember the green flare.
I've got the green plan. I forgot the bomb. Okay, so John, we literally can't fight the boss. I forgot the bomb
We're just here to die me
No, no, but I hear tonight. We can still do the first 75% and loot up and leave
And then we sell that stuff to recoup the money
We spent to get here, which is about 800,000 dollars
Wait it costs 400,000 just to go here and then it cost me about another 400,000 to get back
I only bought 400,000. Do you have to get 2,500 euros? I don't know anything about that.
Did you not bring in 2,500 euros? I'm here to die brother.
Oh fuck. I ain't coming back.
He's dead.
Alright.
I've got a one-way ticket brother.
All right, he's gonna be the one that goes down in the middle of
Yeah, yeah, John you are in front of me this guy don't even bother looting you can't leave
I got stuff in my butthole that I could take that's true. That's true
Fill up your butt as much as you can and then die
Can't wait
I follow you guys
What are you guys?
Nope.
Where'd you go left or right side?
Right side, right side, right side, right side, right side.
Oh, God.
Here's what we're gonna do.
All right?
You know you're my special little guy, you know that?
Am I gonna die, peanut?
You're my special little man!
Is this peanut?
I'm gonna die!
So I want you to go in there...
Okay, and then...
See...
If you die.
All right, good luck.
I
Did you go inside are you waiting? Oh good the oh the boss has 2,500
I'm not doing too hot peanut they're coming they're coming okay all right don't worry
I will take it from here this is turning to a flashlight my jams okay all right I'm
I'm gonna boost my gamma, one second.
Here we go.
Oh, are you winning, Sean?
Did you get him?
Are you getting him?
Holy fuck!
Dude, that jump scared me, oh my god.
What was that?
Oh, I got one, I got one!
The goons are here?
Just one.
Oh, oh, he's scared me.
Wait, let me go first.
Oh.
Oh
Just like
I bought
Kept dying rage quit and haven't touched it since anyways my husband and I love you
I yes yes, I love you and your eyes
That ain't I died to Gerald thumb
The first person I saw the building Gerald thumb has eviscerated me, okay
Wow, what a sweet treat. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. Yeah, I was actually thinking I was actually thinking
No, no, no, no, no, no, why even go in there? I say when we go to icebreaker, right?
Let's get in a line. All right. Nope unplug an M67 grenade and stick it up each other's buttholes and explode right there on the
I'm dying dude. I'm sorry. No, no, you know what? No, you know what? You know what?
How about this when we go to the boat and the speed turns black to transition?
I say we literally light our computer on fire and throw it out the window
No, you know what? You know what? I say preemptively we turn our gas bills on for tomorrow tomorrow
We get an icebreaker and as the speed goes by so low in the icebreaker. We light a cigarette in our living room
That's what I was intended has God intended as God intended
See that goon pop right up into my fucking green scared the shit out of me guys
I jumped by the way in game in the game in the game
Okay, we
I
G also scared this shit out of me. I hate this game
Guys, okay, I think we need to go there with like to get this mask or something
I mean, I don't think that's gonna save you you think so
Wait, did you shoot me? No, no, no, you got shot in the back like the back
That guy.
No, I said when you go first and he took two steps and he was to your left.
Yeah, I shot the guy in the left.
I gotta go clip it.
I'll show you.
I think it's too old for me to clip.
You're just gonna have to trust me.
Too old for you to clip.
They haven't freed half of this yet.
Yeah, but I don't have, like, I have to post my mods.
I don't have the rewind thing on.
Oh, okay. All right.
My new plan. I have a new plan.
I have a new plan.
I actually have a new plan.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a new plan.
I'm putting on my finest.
Oh my gosh.
Tuxedo.
Any moment now.
Any moment now.
Yeah, you guys pressed a lot of buttons.
Oh, there we go.
I put on my finest Tuxedo.
And we're gonna do the exact same thing again
The master plan
No, but I will take out your euros what I what I bring for euros 2,500 euros
Okay
He sent hold on
Show them who the real pro is
Strike fear into the non-believers the liars the deceivers. I will master chief. I
will
Bald bald
bald
I I have it's a clear code hat it's a bald cat my lunch is made is under it
I
Can you bring me an MDR 556
Yes, bring the bomb bring the bomb
Hey, did you what you say? I wasn't gonna play this right? I was gonna play the next oh, so you're leaving us to die oh
You hate oh you want us the Paris in war exactly you hate us and want us to die
that's what's going on no no no no no I thought we were friends and you run the
cabal and you're the leader and owner of Black Rock and Vandarn and you want us
to die oh god why did you say that why did you just say that why did you say
that you know what you would do it with I have a gun for you next time oh you
love me all prank I was all a prank oh wait listen I have an airframe that
kind of gives me a bit more face cover it might work I don't know though let's
you know we should do one while we wait for Genji one fuck each other fuck each
Oh, she said it first
Hold on all your game plan
She did she did I sent it to you wait. Let me see. Yo, I got I
Got a mark room from my cultist circle. Oh nice
You I'm actually down for that plan John. I'm down for a chill viper. I'm down for chill
I'm gonna do it. Let's do it. Let's do it guys. We do a quick chill viper a quick chill viper then back to icebreaker
Let's drive!
Going back to back to yeah, dude. Nothing makes me more self-conscious and changing my push to talk button
I don't know what the trust anymore. I
Oh
I think you should be self-conscious in general
Thank you, kind sir. No problem. No, wait. Wait. One moment, one moment, grabbing a quick
get
They do water rounds. Oh, well, I just leaps what we're doing
No, that's way
7.6 you buy 51 I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said
All right, you ready
I bought the wrong Fleshette. Genji, what is this other Fleshette?
I think you mean M99555 Genji.
M995A1 is...
What I bought the wrong...
The other Fleshette is for the Taz.
You mean the SR25?
He is using Fleshette in a...
What a freak.
Actually, I'm just destroying this.
What makes you commandable? What makes you play good, bad, good? I'm bad?
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Mm, you're gonna try to play, try to play and try on Desti's 2 update next Tuesday.
I've never played any of the Desti's except for Desti 1 on the first date.
I don't really know those games, so probably not, probably not.
If you love me something, that's live stream with Pia ever.
I don't know how many live stream Pia's you know, but thank you sir, thank you, good sir.
Please play more marathon, the PDP is going in, haters can suck one.
Mr. Nova, Mr. Nova, I should do very much to enjoy that game, but unfortunately,
a lot of the buggy lids do not pick man.
Why won't we play it?
I'm big man.
Oh, Mr. Kiyoki, my boy, we're doing it.
One good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, thank you, my boy.
Thank you, Mr. Kiyoki.
Oh
This should not is it true that there is no shelters for yeah, you say what he won all that armor
Yes
Go ahead and remove some of
Go ahead
This is not is it true that there is no shelter for those who oppose the Imperium of man. Yes
Yes
There is no something for those who oppose the Imperium of man the heretics will be shot out in slaughter
All the Emperor
Apex
What is thirsty pee?
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
RODA!
He's just vibing right now, I don't think she's in the talking mood.
She's dead.
Oh yes she is.
That's okay.
RIP Rhonda, she lived fast nine young.
I DRIVED!
Oh
Perfect
Who is he? We can't take it.
Okay, okay.
Get out.
and get to the officers.
He can't get out!
Lock in!
Oh, my God.
I'm going in!
You got this, Peanut!
Open up, bitch!
You get that with your cock in my eyes.
Charge!
The hell is all this shoestring coming from?
John, John, I have an idea. You go first.
We're part of the event. We're part of the event. We're part of the event. We're moderators in the event.
If you let us kill you, you double your points. You get triple the Twitch drops if you let us kill you.
Triple twin straps triple twin straps if you let us kill you
Yeah, I think you just let that gate three
Gotcha
Hey like this bitch
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes
Gentlemen, excellent raid!
Alright.
Honestly, all things considered, I think we did pretty good.
I think we did pretty good.
I have a feeling that that guy kicked out of that door.
Took a singular 9mm bullet.
Lobotomize me with it.
I'm gonna go look.
Perfect.
Perfect.
The only shot the only shot he got was on my forehead. You got a lot of that. Fantastic
Fantastic quick took 45 seconds just like me. I love it dude. Honestly just quick get it over with
Fantastic fantastic
Yes, the second guy that killed me used advanced pole technology
to
negate
most of the damage from my gun and then
using said pole technology murdered me murdered me as soon as I ran out of ammo
mmm-hmm that'll happen that actually sounded like you that sounded like some
crazy shit that went down not like you missed your shots
he killed you like some shit actually happened some shit in fact did not
actually happen what happened is he stood behind a pole while I emptied my
entire bag in the simple and then murdered me that's what happened I'm glad
that you thought it was cool I'm glad that you thought it was cool by it was
so cool but don't worry that guy turned that shit sideways just to merc me I have
an even better plan I have an even better plan that is literally guaranteed
to make us infinite money infinite what is it what is it I cannot say it's it's
too powerful if I say it I'll explode all over my desk I've already been just
blasted into the bottom of my desk for the last two hours oh my god we can get
in railed and I just love it that happens good happens looks like someone
You stole the ball of sticky rice under my desk.
Oh, I just like your old setup with all the piss everywhere.
Yes, the piss, the piss.
Now, listen, what I need from you is very simple, very, very simple,
very simple. OK.
Very simple. All right.
OK. Yeah. What I need you to do.
Yeah, is very simple.
Very simple.
hide. Very simple. All right, now I'm going to tell you plan. It can be a little advanced.
I need you to listen closely. Okay. Listen closely. Listen closely. Listen very closely.
I need you to put $400,000 in your butt. It's been there. Perfect. Along with
25 hundred year olds in your butthole also there perfect all right that's half
the plan that's half the plan already we're doing good the other half dies
seven times getting there the other half get get to the icebreaker take one
step in the building and get vaporized
That's that you know, it's pretty advanced leave that to me leave that
Professional yeah, yeah, don't want to mess that one up. Don't want
One moment one moment I
Have to get myself a nice kid
one that is to pin this and
Magnificent in nature
I'm genuinely running out of items
You know what? Oh, wait wait wait. I heard guys wait guys. I heard that sometimes
They have MP7 is that true?
Is that is that true? It might be one guy hashtag. No for sizzle
Okay, yes, they do all right, this is my last hope
Help me OB John you're my last hope
I bet you obi jerk me off. Let's get in there
Oh help me John one
You're my last hope
That's a bad last hope that buddy. We're going. We're gonna fucking die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die
We're gonna die
Okay, hold up almost ready almost ready no need to worry
you've seen that video I usually skip that part what video I think the porn
video about to shoot by getting her backs blown out by seven early men in a
boat I could only buy 20 round magazines
hear me out we wait for Genji she kills everybody we looted all kill her
extract now he'll be out I buy the 20 round magazines and we fucking ride we
Fucking right, we do that too. Oh, I'm running out of food. No, I'm not
I think I'm dying good
Good
Thank you. You can go ahead and just finish what we're about to do anyways now
We get a quick headshad
All right, okay. All right. Okay now now we ride
This is it. This is horrible. I'm gonna die and then I'm gonna cry. Right? Yes.
These four big guys are gonna bust in my eyes, eat my ass like apple pie. Yes.
full apart my thighs a
One only
Come on say some botches for the rest of us you drippy bastard
Told you I told you I told you I told you
Three big guys and they bust in my eyes. They eat my ass like apple pies. They keep going. I just might cry
I
Bice I kind of liked it. I can't lie
I've got the bomb. I've got the bomb. I've got the green flare. I think I have everything
I'm just double checking wait. I need a flashlight a flashlight. What's here? Oh, do I need one? Yeah, you probably gonna get a white one
Yeah, you probably get a white one
Oh
Okay, all right, I've got my flashlight. Oh, yeah, I'm good to go
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, what?
I mean, it was really a minor thing. I just wanted to...
Go.
Let's see.
Oh...
Okay, are you ready?
Oh, it's using, it's using.
I got it back, I got it back, let me see you in backpack too, boss.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, Mr. Game of the Fudge.
Like, good, bad, good, ah, man.
Thank you, mom, what? Please, you, mom, what?
Uh-oh.
Can you insure stuff there or does it just disappear like no, no you can't but if you die before we get there
Which is a 95% chance. I ran the numbers
You will give it back
I'm not in analysis. We don't ski
Work it a little now listen. I'm also not
Insuring because I don't have enough money to ensure. That's why I'm not a drink
I'm actually so glad that they changed the location of that boat.
That is such a better location.
It's not even funny.
It's not even funny.
That is 10 times better location.
Honestly, you know what, you know what, I'm not taking any chances.
Usually I one tap the guys in the iceberg.
I'm using 120 round magazine on each person.
I'm aiming at their heads and holding down the left click button until I'm empty.
That's the plan. That's the plan.
Also, I like how you can stand in the doorway of the icebreaker for five and a half business days.
You literally night charges at you like a D1 linebacker.
But the second I step one,
Oh!
Inside that boat, I am brutalized.
I am murdered immediately.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I might want to get another solution before this actually.
Oh, oh, well it's too late, let's ride.
I forgot to heal
I
Forgot to heal and I have the genuine less I have the genuine
spot from the bow the furthest spot in the boat
It's character, it's character, character of me wanting to die in game, in game, in game,
in game.
Oh my god, John, definitely don't turn around and unload your magazine into my face.
No!
That's a lady in the trap, that grenade in our mouths.
No!
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god, we should play chicken crossy on the freeway with our bodies at night.
Oh, in the game, of course, in the game, of course, oh my God.
We shouldn't go shot for shot with a gallon of bleach.
In the game, of course, in the game, of course, in the game, of course.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me.
I'm going to do a handstand and you pour an entire bottle of Windex up my ass.
The old Windex into my beautiful ass.
That should do it really cleanses the palette. Mm-hmm. Truly truly get you ready for anything else
All right, let's go die
Okay, I'm ready to die now. Oh boy. Here we go died again. Well, there's someone in this hay bale that just
murders me
Why does he start our bike? He's probably kill him and take his arm or a gun
there
We'll let him live this guy. We'll let him off with a little warning this time
We'll let him off with a little warning
Yeah, you're lucky Santa. Yeah, you're not here for you buddy. You're lucky ducky
You're a lucky boy
I
Just the part where I died. Oh, yeah, I see someone. Oh
No, my no, just a tree. Oh my god
I was so afraid you were gonna start shooting when we were in the worst position possible
I would find where we are. Oh, yeah. Oh, man way different than when we died 20 seconds
When we're in a good position still get fucked and when we're in a good position to die we were next to our caskage
There's a guy in a bush who's been there for 15 minutes, shaking in his boots.
Who genuinely is scared of women, who's never seen a woman in their entire lives, sitting in the bush waiting for us to pass him by.
Okay.
Oh!
I got him!
Oh!
There he is!
There he is!
Let the guy!
The dick!
Oh, he fucking blew my arm off, dude.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Okay, I'm gonna take a right and go across the street
Don't you die
I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Three bushes this guy can't hit me. Oh
Hello, I'm a web heat. Oh
That time of the month. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's okay. Heavy flow day. I
Now have 14 in my a fact left this entire digit
like you do oh you dead no I just feel so vulnerable right now dude it's fucking
scary where are you okay I'm getting stabbed oh perfect I'm safe I'm safe
where are you where are you where are you wait where are you oh he's on that
spine rock he's on the spine rock okay perfect let's hide from him I'm back to
I'm on the wall by the bridge. I'm gonna the wall wait. I'm on the wall by the bridge. No, no, no the wall by the water
Sorry, I'm passing. I'm towards the pier more. Okay. This guy's got me. I'm just I'm gonna sprint like lightning
so fast
and stippin' the silly
oh, sorry
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out
we gotta move, we gotta move it
can't go under that
oh, still
I thought you were meditating
oh, I was
then we had kids that appear immediately
before these two gentlemen come down here and fuck us
oh my god
oh my god, there's a guy question the bridge
I'm not even looking, there's a guy right in front of you guys
oh my god, oh my god
tool tool tool tool
oh my god, get inside, get inside
Yeah, I'm gonna lay down right here and she was the cost of it okay, okay, we can see coming. There's no idea
What's like support out
Don't we got a move yet to push these guys you know we're gonna get killed by the people behind
I
Fucking God dude, we're in Fallujah. Oh my god. I hate this
When I rock there's one on the right side by the way by the water
Yeah, I know I shot one bullet that I'm because I was an awful lot. I'm just how brave of you
too, sonny could be
Fucking I let him know
I'll go to the water
Okay, okay. He thinks you're good
Oh my god
Run the boat run the boat right now about a simple about a simple all the sweet
pieces to run on same
I think I think that's a good idea I guess good idea
I don't perfect perfect genius genius genius
we kind of need to kill those guys those guys are massive those guys are a
huge fuck oh fuck one of them saw me
I laid down some parts of fire.
I'm good.
I'm done. I'm mashing keys right now, dude.
Nothing's going well.
He's hurt, he's hurt, he's hurt! He's wicked!
Fuck you guys!
I shot a pole a bunch.
I shot a pole so it hurt.
So we're going to left crawling.
Oh my fucking god dude, what is happening here?
We're going to left crawling.
I don't know.
Why haven't they taken the boat yet?
I don't know, I don't know.
What a bunch of freaks.
Where's you, where's you?
I think I killed one.
Think I killed one he's right by the green smoke on the stairs. I don't know how he killed him though
You can 10% chance maybe 20. Oh, I killed one earlier. I
See you can't bite me. I think we got both of them. Oh my god. There's no way. We're the best in the entire game
Oh my god, we're the best, we're the best!
Let me go and smoke myself and find out
There's one, oh my god, I'm getting shot, I'm getting shot, I'm getting shot, I'm not even joking, I'm getting shot
Oh wait, don't mind, I just stepped on fire, psych
Well, there is someone in front of me. I heard a green smoke. I heard a move, I heard a move, I heard a mine
get down there.
Go, go, go, go.
Got him.
Oh my god, you're crazy.
You're crazy.
Dude, I'm landmarked.
Yo, check out.
Check out.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Give me your bag.
You guys, give me your bag.
You guys, you're free.
You are free.
Oh my god, get it all.
Get it all.
Get it all.
Oh!
Go, go, go, go.
We're in shape, we're in shape, we're in shape.
Oh my god.
Where are we going?
You guys can find us.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
I just clenched my butt cheeks so hard I could bend a stop sign, dude.
That guy is huge.
Fuckin' massive!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Too easy! Too easy!
You're actually really good.
We got this buddy. Stand back!
The professionals are here.
The professionals have arrived!
LeBron James and Angel Reed some takahab!
Joe and the Icebreaker!
What's on a you?
I'm LeBron.
God, I'll say it. Let's leave. Okay.
That's even the mystery.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I can't believe I'm in.
I cannot believe that is happening.
I cannot believe that just happened.
That was insane.
You killed two.
I killed nine.
I jumped off it.
I can't believe I'm in.
I can't believe I'm in.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
You see the 400K for that one time?
Yeah, for the one time.
Oh.
They probably thought I was one of the streamers in the event.
Yeah, they probably think I'm Landmark mixed with Gloria C.
I'm their dad for their great-grandpappy.
All right, now we organize food real quick.
Okay, okay.
Listen, listen, this-
I sent an all-spray and a mask back to my stash.
Oh, wow.
This raid has a max of 50 minutes time.
So we gotta lock it, okay?
50? 50, five zero.
So organize your stuff, organize your stuff.
Oh my God, I also got a five, five, six weapon
and it's short.
That is literally perfect for what we're doing.
Oh my God!
Dude, I have so much shit.
I have an HK, oh my God.
I'm juiced.
I'm juiced, I'm juiced, I'm juiced, I'm juiced.
I'm hard as shit right now.
I'm hard as shit.
Oh my God.
I'm hard as shit.
Okay, wait, bathroom bake?
Quick spank and then we'll come back and do it.
You what?
Oh, nothing. Let's kill him.
Okay, you know what? Let's kill him.
I gotta pack some bags.
Ah! Oh.
One moment. One moment.
You see, he's got his second bag.
Oh, thank God, it's in by nine-five as well.
Oh, we are cooking.
It's our moment for these bitches. It is over!
We win tonight! This is our moment, John! This is our moment!
This is our destiny!
Hmm?
Quick sip of the silly
God didn't all he said is it peanut is to say I bust a nut when I fuck your mom?
I bust a nut when it's your dad too. Is that peanut is I don't even know what you're talking about
I just in case lay off the crack shirt lay off the lay off the bat. I can't believe I killed both those guys
I'm gonna get a monument of me in the middle of short
Oh
Okay, all right, I think I'm gonna drop that's a level six plate. Whoa
Can I unseal this or does it have to be you? Oh, you can I feel it but we've been we've been I'm in
I'm dead
I let ride
Oh, hold up.
Drop the magazine.
Do you need a green flare?
What? Do you need a green flare?
Sure, I'll take them.
You're putting your specs on.
Right, okay. Right.
Did they not have any heels on them?
Oh, I'm out of heels already. Do you have any extra heels?
a car on him you said and I quote fuck it let's leave this is there's tons of
heels I never said that there's tons of heels and they will be fine just watch
out for night all right night two we gotta worry about okay don't shoot me
and don't shoot me you fuck it but it's jammy I'm over the door over the door
Here we go, here we go.
Wait, we'll chop our bags?
We'll chop our bags?
Watch out for Gerald Dumb.
Watch out for Gerald Dumb, he came out.
He's got a mean dumb.
Fuckers.
Someone?
Where the fuck down my mask?
I
Think about what he's about about right? Yeah. Yeah, I got you right on the left side. Yeah, I see your laser
My whole is clear he's right some left there I
Think we got you I think we got you
We pick up our backpacks so we're good. Oh, yeah, that's speed. Oh my god. I know you can have a speed
No, it's good. Let's go pot first
Who in twenty-five round bags score?
Person can I want can I want me to the right? Oh, yeah, she covered anywhere. Oh, perfect
It can come from behind us. No, they can't come by it. So you can find
Yeah, let me talk. Oh yeah
I don't you grab those mags. Those are mine. I don't want your mags
I'm having
Oh my god, he's right there. He's handsome
There's one on the other side I can see has gone through the door.
is that what you saw in
oh there's a lot of lives out the door
you still alive you still alive
Oh, he fucked me a little bit. Just a tip
I need ammo. Yeah, you need ammo
God I'm in the momentary. She's fired. Thank you
Work right
Ideally won't cry complete. Just got the task completion
What on James?
No joy no joy
Is this
Which one was that thing you found that was worth a hundred k. I don't know is it what is takes thing worth a bunch
We got it, we got it, we got it.
Here, take this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, thanks, boss.
We got it, I gotta pack it back, I gotta pack it back.
Yeah, I got you, come back.
back eat the rest of our douchies but I'm not certain there's still could be
some on our level
little some some little some some I'm gonna clear out up here a little bit okay
go pack your bags
and one of them's gonna scare the fuck out of me and I'm not looking forward to
it you price your shit the other should we don't shoot each other she just shot
me the face last time I was here.
True.
He's the engine by the way.
Shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow the blood shadow
of the blood shadow of the blood.
I have a voice of a boy.
I'm getting buried the ball.
I've congratulated the cold and to be a my wife loves you.
I love your wife.
I love your wife.
Get dirty.
Get dirty.
Oh, but I died.
I'm coming back out the hallway. Hello. Hey, how you doing boss? Who's that?
Okay, all right, I should be luda. I'm gonna stay close in case there's anybody on this floor still okay, we'll do room by room together
Don't move my backpack
We'll just get our shit and something moving in.
Yeah, something moving in, something moving in.
Wait, oh, sorry.
Rolled my mic.
There you go, Bob.
I followed me, followed me.
I assume we should start using the smoke lens.
I'm not even joking.
I feel like it's gonna get us killed.
I feel like it's gonna get us killed.
I don't think the smoke lens works as well as people think it does.
I think it does.
I'm saying it does.
I already kind of cleared these rooms and took a couple things, so.
You left a lot of good stuff below that.
Good, good, good, good, good.
No way I get jumpscared right now
He bought the boat but it doesn't happen where you at I'm in the computer room
Yeah, you're the sweetest of these weeks me
Oh shit he's right to the right he died no no no
Oh
Fuck my ass
He's coming
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, ladies, stand back!
I'm exploding out of...
Oh my god
Ben, Ben, oh fuck
Hold on, we need...
I've got one more, I've got one more
I'm exploding out of...
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. There's another to the left somewhere. Watch out.
I hear him. Hey, get your change. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Goop up, goop up, goop up.
Oh, I got an even better helmet.
Oh, we knew these guys. These guys have some good shots.
Mm-mm-mm.
Get a shot, be shot.
Oh, my God, he's out upstairs.
He's right on the sta- er, downstairs.
He's right on the stairs, going up.
Whoo!
post one
Yeah, you're telling me. Oh, I'm looking through a ball sack with all the veins on my eyes
Come on over come on over come on over
I'll take you
Stay back if you get in this door of bed, I'm trusting you
He won't do it.
But I put the hurt on him. I got balls like mission again
Take that
We're back we are back. I gotta check these guys for heels. I'm hurting go ahead. Go ahead. There should be use everywhere around here
I
Have something on you have something good on you. Okay about your magazines
Hey, how you doing? Oh
C6 score oh
And it's what score
I mean a little bit little hungry
You hungry
Oh my god, do you need heels boss? No, I found someone on the guy. Okay, not much but it'll do
Let me know let me go
I think they all have heels on them
I still get the smokes like there's no way i'm trusting that a smoke is gonna defend me. There's just no way
People really do that. There's no way up though to smoke and just expect them not to blow my brains out over the wall
Get the key card. Oh, yeah, where's the key card? Where's the key card at? Where's the key card?
There's a key card. Yeah, we need a key card. Get the key card from the middle room
We
We go with you say quick and take turn off volumetric lighting
Me to you
settings graphics
Oh, it's already off.
Locking volume what? Oh fuck
Yeah
Well this guy had the whopper
I'll be taking that I'll be taking that oh, no, man. It's uh, it should be on low. It's like that you like on low
will be fully applied next raid up well that'll happen that'll happen helps us
happen that'll happen I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw a smoke down there do
what happens this shouldn't stop them from shooting us any allegedly allegedly
Oh, he's not happy. He's not a happy kid for at all
Is that you will creepy walking yeah, I'm keep walking keep going
You see this is why I hate this it doesn't even let me see through it
And now we can't move for the next five fucking minutes. All right throw throw out the gas grenades
awesome
fucking dodge them
They're worthless
What?
You've been searching for a little bit of searching.
Oh, I got a real grenade!
Score!
I got one too.
Yeah, you do a chief.
We'll mind if I take a trip through here.
Oh, another grenade!
And now we're cooking, now we're cooking.
Could we start our game real quick to get the smoke effect? What are you about that?
No
Well, apparently you're allowed to see through if you have your ball you meant to gliding on low and we can just cheat the whole thing
Where should I hurt?
We're in flashlight on we need the flashlight honestly do it. Oh my god. Yeah, I think they're it. I was he doing oh
Yeah, I lied. I can't think you're both
you got me you prank me I'm sorry I was gonna keep on was he gonna add that
where's the key going at we gotta get moving we are already 15 minutes deep
where's the kick on that place dead guy with the orange vest in the room that's
this way there's one down here with that guy in orange vest okay
Middle room
She's a little bit of milk
I'm pushing out. I'm not there. I'm repairing my arms
I'm doing my life for you, I'm doing my life for you, I'm doing my life for you, I'm doing
I'm gonna serve just fixed a facet and then I'm on my way
So you had to move yep, I'm a heavy boy
And come back up come back up to shoot the shoot I got a quick bag
Sure shot for 20 cent. Hey peanut, do me a favor and shout out your oldest fan. Mama Kathy. She's 74 years old
Never misses a stream. Oh
My god, what he's over that door right there. I want to
I see my shoes legs
One shot, one kill.
And that's how you do it boys, and that's how you do it.
Good work everybody, good work!
Now what?
Well now I'm gonna pack bags, because as you just heard, I emptied all of it into that
guy's kneecap.
Mm-hmm
The pop of fresh six legs life one moment good shit, I think they're all dead. No, I do not think they're all dead
Do not die. God. Let me have
We gotta get moving we gotta get moving how much time we have one press O press O open show come a time
31 minutes. Okay, we got we got to be outside by at minimum 20 we have 11 minutes to get through here and the steam room
Close the door let's move
No, you're great
Come on, James!
I didn't hear anybody out.
Oh my god.
What?
Nothing.
TGS.
Or not TGS, but hanging.
That's one of those third vacuum cleaner on.
I didn't even get a ball.
It's only three down here?
They leave each other inside you.
Is it okay?
Alright, perfect, perfect, perfect.
We got them all.
I'm gonna do a quick sweep in the whole sector, okay?
It's going to be kind of me, right?
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
Let's do a quick sweep. This is one big circle.
Quick sweep, quick sweep.
Oh
There's one down there
Was that bitch
Could hear you pussy
Oh
We gotta move we gotta move we gotta move. I've got my backpacks. Get you back back. Get you back back
We're both on the same page and there's gonna be someone in the corner making me sharp after where wrong back
That is correct. That is correct. You're gonna use your 5x6 once again. Wait wait wait wait. He's got my head better 5x6
from you once again
What? I'm on it
I need water I need water I need water wait I've got water I've got water I've got water
Oh this guy's fucking caring FMJ. What the hell is that?
I
I'm changing the bits to the data data it gets driven one megabyte
We all know I want that ram is 90k. Oh my god, I left it in computer
Don't worry. We're not down
Now now we die
That's Mr. Weddington.
That's sort of Weddington.
Oh, my God. I don't like him.
I don't like him. One bit.
That's Mr. Weddington. That's Mr. Weddington.
I'm lost. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, this way, this way.
We got to move. How much time we got?
28?
Oh, she goes, she goes.
Fuckin'.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, here we are, here we are.
We go through the other side.
And listen, this is one of the hardest blocks right here.
Okay?
You need to lock the fuck in right now.
I am probably gonna die.
Honestly, I'm thinking about sending you instead of me.
Okay, let me unpack, let me pack a bag.
Guys, can I run back up the stairs before dying?
Where's that last one?
This is the x-point?
I can't do the x-point.
You know what, I'm gonna do the exploit.
I'm gonna restart my game.
I'm gonna restart my game.
I have to do the exploit.
Oh, you guys, oh, you tell me how to do the exploit.
I throw a smoke out of my feet.
I walk through the middle of the room.
I then walk back, stand the smoke and kill him, all right?
Exactly.
Two smokes.
You wanna have smokes?
I got smokes, I got five right here.
Oh, no.
We.
Sorry to it.
I don't think I'm just fine without it.
John, sorry to it.
Sorry to be so big game.
They we got a little bit.
We only all bet.
Well, we put that we whoever just put that clip of the chat
started spamming it.
I mean, what they passed it?
I mean, whether they did not batch it.
I mean, whether they did batch it.
I mean, whether they did batch it.
They did patch it while not patching it.
I mean, where did it stop patched?
Oh, we have to do it.
Oh, I mean, where did they patch it?
I mean, where did they did patch it?
Excellent feedback, everyone.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, guys.
I mean, where did it stop patched?
Okay, okay, fuck it.
I'm gonna restart my game.
I'm gonna restart my game.
I'm gonna restart my game.
I'm gonna restart it.
I'm gonna restart it.
Give me that clip, give me that clip.
I have to see that clip, I have to see that clip.
Where's the clip at?
Give me the clip, give me the clip.
Spare the clip, spare the clip.
I need it, I need it.
Are we starting my game?
Oh, wait, what's he get?
I gotta start it up, hold up.
Here we go, all right?
Oh hey, oh hey, oh hey, watch the landmark,
I'm watching the landmark, the landmark.
It's about to show me the, it's about to show me.
Teach me your ways, landmark.
Teach me your ways.
Teach me your ways, landmark.
I'm at the floor right here.
Give me your ways.
How many smoke are they down?
Okay.
turn on our flashlight.
Okay, wait for the smoke to build up and then we're going to run to that little
red light right there and then we're going to catch around.
We're going to hide right here and not move.
And now we're going to wait until they all stop moving.
Okay.
Okay.
Just wait.
Just wait.
you now they've all stopped moving we're gonna come into the smoke and kill
every single one of them and align all right okay all right I've got it down
I've got it down I've got it I've got it I've got it I've got it I've got it I've got it I'm ready to go I'm ready to go I'm ready to go I'm ready to go here we go the
The technology, the technology.
Now John, I know for one,
Gigi has told me you cannot enter this room
or I will literally die because it makes them scatter, okay?
Okay.
The dude not.
We're gonna run out of food still.
No, it's fine, it's fine, we don't need food.
Food is for the week.
Food is for the week.
Food is for the week.
Don't worry about food.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, listen, listen.
I need you to just walk off somewhere else.
Can you do that for me, soldier?
You do that for me, so you know what stand right here not move stand right there. Don't move a buzzle
Also if this is past if this is past I'm literally
Instantaneously vaporized like Thanos snap his fingers on me. Okay if this is past and my modulators weren't lying
I will literally be sent to the shadow realms within me and nanoseconds
perfect
Alright, here we go, here we go, how the fuck are you supposed to do it legit?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm not good enough to do it legit, also, well I actually have
done this part legit like two or three times but it takes legit like half an hour, alright
ready?
I'm getting five frames, I'm getting genuinely five frames, I don't know what's going on,
I have max frames, but now I have 126 feet for some reason.
Where you at?
I'm hiding.
I'm not going up there.
Where are you?
I went back to go find food.
Okay.
Okay.
You see right there?
Yep.
Tell me where to come up.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Here we go.
We're going in.
Fucking.
Fuckin...
Wait, yeah, go, you go back and find food first, okay?
Here we go.
Is it one or two smokes? I forgot, one smoke or two smokes?
This is one, this is one.
Fuckin, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Wait...
HATE ON!
What? What, what, what, what, what?
That was out of time? What, what, what, what, what?
You're doing great.
Oh my God. Fuck you, Gingy.
She's a nice lady.
I'm gonna give her some time for all the time she does that to me.
He threw it down. We should full up.
I'm doing good too, Gingy.
Hold your shot!
I filled up. Now I'm gonna move.
It does not sound like they're all in the middle.
just not sound like they're all in the middle what was
What the hell?!
You're a load ranger, I'm a load ranger!
He's wa- he wa-
Court martial and motherfucker!
He's M.I.A!
So what you're telling me is I'm gonna die.
I killed most of them.
There should be only like two more in there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I needed that so bad, John.
I should have done that.
I needed that so bad, John.
I'm so poor.
I'm so poor.
I don't even know where to go.
I'm so poor.
Oh, fuck.
John, there's only like two more in there.
You can do this.
You can do this, John.
They're down there.
I'm muting up about you.
John, they're down there.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Oh, my guy's doing it.
You forgot flashlights.
You didn't flashlights.
You didn't flashlights, you moved too much, deserved.
I got him.
I literally used a flashlight.
Are you watching this stream without your monitor on, sir?
How many did you kill, Peanut?
I killed like five.
I killed like five.
I don't know where this guy is.
He's gonna murder me.
That should be the last one then.
got him no i didn't get him i got too confident
well that went about exactly as i thought it would there was one more exactly as i thought
that was a valid effort john that was a valid effort yeah so when there's more than one person
there's eight of them yeah okay so i got two and got so confident that i had it i see you were
You were cooking time. You were cooking. You were walking off shot started leaving. Oh, John, I think what happened is sometimes there's an extra guy that goes right.
There's a little little cook who just sits in the cup that goes into the corner. And so I can do the trick again. I did. I just do the exact same thing again. But this time I suit the guy on the right as well.
This time we don't die. This time we don't die. This time we don't die.
I put a Tetris in my ass though, so that's good. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Good job, man. Thanks.
You have no money? Don't worry. When there's a will, there is a way.
There's a will? There's a Gen-G to give.
I can also try throwing three smokes, one middle, one left, one right.
Now we are like completely covered
You could do that. What happened to Petrus being worth a bunch of money. I wasn't even worth the size of my butthole. How much is it?
75k
75k?
Okay, peanut, do you have enough to go again or do we have to go make you money?
What kind of question is that?
You insult me.
How many Rebels do you have right now?
I have, like, literally millions.
The number is so big, I don't even want to say it.
Because I don't want to count it.
$20,000, $40,000.
$28,131 Rebels.
That is because of a glitch.
Not because of a glitch.
It re-sent from 10 billion.
It's because of the event that's happening.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Who do I love?
What?
Who do you love?
Okay.
Okay.
I think I get one more shot at that.
I can win that.
I can win that.
I can win that.
All I have to do is do the exact same thing, but shoot the guy on the right two.
People still buying tangerines.
What?
A hot ticket item still.
A tangerine?
What?
Yeah.
I don't know. I got like four of them. What are you talking about? What's going on?
What's going on? Who are you people? I got four. It's like an orange, but different.
I don't know what crack you're smoking, buddy. I've never seen a tangerine this game. No,
you're not you're making them you're making it up peanut i have your kit from last night
let's go is it a good one or is that when you shot him in the face i'm sorry that's okay
i got a much more garbage anyways one moment i just have to sell a bunch of stuff so i can go
back to that map and die we sell this green battery oh okay of course i love a lot it's
$300,000 and I can't sell it because of their stupid level level lock thing
Perfect, what is we treat what is we'd like?
Well, how nice of them how nice of them to
How nice of them to fuck me like this? Oh
Fuck it. Oh
What it's free. Oh
What it's sweet the line. Oh, thanks for fucking me. Oh
Oh
I appreciate you fucking me. I appreciate that fuck me often. Oh, oh
Inserted quite quickly good chair in sir. Thank you. Thank you. I
Appreciate that. Ah, thanks for fucking me. Thanks for fucking me wrong. I appreciate that. Oh, yeah, no spin
Thanks
I
Don't worry. I'm collecting gas. I'm a quarry. Well, dude. I could go for a fucking new port right now, and I don't even smoke
I'm just fucking lost man
I'm so poor. I'm so poor
Guys, I need to win this I
I have so much shit. I'm gonna sell them. Did you what I need to bring?
Did you?
Are you sure?
Yeah, I don't know if I can carry all that.
Did John help me carry it?
Yeah.
Where do I buy those supplies?
Oh my God, I fucking...
I'm so poor.
I'm...
I don't win this one actually for realsies.
I don't even know if I can go back.
I wanna know, I wanna know, you may call me dumb.
You may call me stupid.
You may call me ugly.
You may call me a bitch.
You may call me bad at the game.
You may call me a bad shooter.
You may call me terrible.
You may call me fatherless.
But let me tell you something.
I believe in the dream.
I got heart.
I believe in the dream, all right?
Because what you see is me wasting all my money
to go to a place and die.
But what I see is the dream.
What I see is the dream.
Because the time that we pull this off, the moment we pull this scheme off,
I will have 10 million rubles, 10 million.
The dream, the vision, the vision.
You have to see it.
You have to see the vision.
I believe who else believes who she's very beautiful to me
I got carpet burn when I jumped on my rug that'll happen that'll happen yeah
that'll happen gonna call and stick to work tomorrow oh I believe I believe
yeah yeah let's get in there and show me the boss's dude I had so much dude that
was devastated. Oh my god, I just realized we don't even have to do the glitch. We think about
we don't even have to use the smoke. Okay, we can just send Genji in there.
Think about it. I didn't take this all spray and then lose it, okay?
I was almost done with the iceberg quest line for story mode and yesterday's patch completely
reset it.
Perfect.
You're a lucky boy.
Also make the smoke not work and then add a couple extra fellas into that weird mechanical
room.
Dude, what do I need to bring for this?
Nothing.
can I also have some food and water moms I
Said I'm working real hard. I was can I say oh
That whole time. That's a water boss. I've been working real hard. It's okay
I have water smoke heals everything for you
Who could he go problems? I didn't I drive
That's right
I have zero rubles and zero euros that I make account once once we're done with this
right oh no but don't worry Gigi is here to die instead of us so we should be good he
should be cooking he should be cooking Gigi is here to die instead of us
In our honor.
In our honor.
I can't wait.
You're just an avid thing to be thinking of.
It's her honor.
I'm getting my food.
Nice.
What'd you order?
Fuck you guys.
Your mom's pussy.
Hey, how's that on door day?
You can't afford that.
I thought that was just Uber Eats.
Yeah, that doesn't Uber Eats exclusive.
I
Do you oh, I think you have to have the dash pass oh
That's pass inclusive
All right
How fun in John the water's fine
Let me find what the fuck to use and buy and do and that's okay
You take your time John. Honestly, dude. I
And I just say real quick and I just want to be frank
I actually think you're getting pretty bad at this game. Over the last couple days we've been playing you are way better than you
You're actually a worthy adversary. Thank you
You son now get the game I'm trying to go to icebreaker also I'd rather the silks
I was, I was pretty.
NOOOOOO!
I need the same thing!
I need the same thing!
Do not, do not!
Hell yeah!
Too easy, too easy!
I hope you die before we get there.
I mean, just to get all the loot.
You're not going if I die!
Oh, you're boned!
Oh yeah, we're, oh yeah, we're for sure going.
I
Go now we boss, huh?
With a smile on my face, why would you do that top I consider you a really good
Oh, oh, oh, I could see a really good friend. I wouldn't do that to you
God
I could see you a really good friend that I really appreciate that
You're so kind to me and I really have come to appreciate our friendship and the time that we have together in the play.
John?
John?
John?
Are you in this time, bitch?
You win this time.
win this time. The next time will come soon. Next time will come soon and with the fiery
passion of a thousand lions, you will not win the next time.
He's not at his PC.
He's what?
He's not at his PC.
Oh, I haven't explained it. I haven't explained it.
I CRIED!
Sorry, sorry, I thought, I thought we'd be in the game.
Oh, sorry for nothing. Fuck all of you. Let's ride!
You guys ready for a great raid?
I'm ready for a great raid.
Get in that stuff! Get in that stuff!
What are you all grateful for, Rick?
What are you laughing at? What would you love to eat?
Oh, this got so weird, did you? Thanks, Lodge!
Hey, back in your cell!
He's reaching, he's reaching!
My leg's almost blacked.
Here we go.
I wanted to use this grizzly anyway.
Break it in.
Oh, we're close.
We're really close.
Yeah, we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move.
I'm not even gonna impact, I'm not even gonna impact.
Let's move, let's move, let's move!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah!
Beeeeee!
Oh
This is a nice bond
Oh
He's right in front right here, oh he was
We see he was yet
That's what the team leader dies that's what the team leader dies
Nice.
That was stupid to need to run in there like that.
Oh, I got shantyky.
Was that what it was?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Get to the top of him!
I just weighed too much ammo.
I'm interacting.
What are you doing? How you do it by access denied
What wait what you mean?
Wait, why is it not say that there's freedom as a here?
There's a saying access denied you don't have $400,000
Let's see you guys later. No, it won't go without you John. We how much do you need all of it?
Do you mean?
Oh my god, John, John, John, John, John, you're on the middle of the fucking mailbox.
There's no way!
I'm 50-50, I'm killing him.
Can't you, can't you go if I die?
Yes, yes you can.
Oh, nice throwing your gear.
Oh dude, it's all in the water.
I
Give me that somebody's got to get this done
Get out in there. I will watch
I meant kill yourself in rage that isn't oh my goodness
Don't worry John all your stuff is in the water safe and sound
Yeah, get that back at insurance anytime now keep your eyes open for it because it's a coming
It's a guy. It's a sin. Just dropping by and wanted to know when you're going to let me show you the poosy boss. Just show me the poosy boss.
You know, I get four big guys in her eyes.
Pretzel with my beer cheese.
Thank you. I want to ask what you add. Thank you.
A grilled cheese and tomato soap.
Thank you, leader of the Avengers.
Well, John, we left and all of your stuff is on the side, also, I stole your gun and
there's no insurance on Icebreaker, so I can't drop it when I'm in a-
Oh my God.
Just thought I'd let you know.
I thought I'd keep you informed.
You scumbag.
I
Money we got
Well money
Wait, he's four
I'm not gonna lie. We posted his left and keep now watch it's fine
Well too late now
Too late now bad decision honestly, I would have voted to go back. I would have run back to yeah
Yeah, we're figuring this out. Yeah, I feel bad now. I kind of feel bad
I could not care less but what's most important is making the best of a bad situation
Also gets it on John one-oh pussy
We are gonna complete the icebreaker once again one-oh pussy gets it on excellent shot by me
We are about to dominate once again actually get dunked on you suck. I'm better one-oh, bitch
We are about to complete the icebreaker right here right now
Mm-hmm
You know it's such a piece of shit. Oh shit. Sorry thought I was muted
You've cheap cheese it all fairness. I do think we should just gone back. I it was in the moment thing
I lined up the shot
Reflexes reflexes at all needs earth reaction
I owe you one John. I owe you one. I don't care. You don't owe me anything. I said to kill me. I
I tried. Let's do the thing. Okay. I'm deafening so I can get the real experience
Nothing but a flash wood nothing but a flash wood
I have never felt better jiji
I've never felt better
I'm gonna pack mags. I forgot to last time like before we love
Little bit of packing bags keep it in safe keep it real. All right. I'm moving in have we killed night yet?
Nothing but a flash would honor skills expecting to die right there. Nothing but a B a flash would
GG you doubt my power you doubt my power now I'm gonna sit this corner for three
minutes for an unrelated reason no need to worry no need to worry
there we go
there we go
feeling much better feeling much better
All right, diggy.
Ready?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, let's rock and roll.
Huh?
Are you winning, son?
Field another one.
Oh, there's another one right there.
Let's go to that door.
Bam!
I'm going to see him.
Wait, he's right back.
His shoulder was right there.
I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
I swear.
OK.
I swear, I swear.
Can you ping killer real quick?
Because sometimes they like to shoot your legs out.
Locked in.
Oh, I didn't finish packing my mags, oh my gosh.
I'm going in!
Oh shit.
Got him!
Gotcha.
No.
Oh! I got him! I got him! I got him!
I have no arms!
Is that you, movement?
They're coming! They're coming!
Are they gonna kill one or two more?
Meal up, meal up!
Shhh!
Okay.
I'm a totem pole.
I need some help.
Are you gonna fit me?
I've got a few to go push.
There's so many drugs in here. Oh my god.
Just let me know if you hear them moving towards you.
As much as I watch.
We're stacked on math!
I'm literally healing.
Is that you?
I need to push it!
Sure, they both do. Two people.
Okay.
I'm behind!
I killed another?
Oh
There was three of them
Did he that better be a pre-miss when Star Wars I need food for right now, buddy. I was just done
I've been killing you have no idea how close I was to die you have no idea
If that guy had walked in this room for some fuckery reason, he would have absolutely died.
I wish you died.
I don't have to waste.
This food is a fantastic.
Did you come to a meet?
Oh, thank God it wasn't someone else.
I'm gonna pop a quick polpetal like you do.
Like you do.
Oh, no, Genji.
I might slip and hit the hundred gifts in.
Oh, no.
Stop.
If you should be in the face, no, no, no, we're not doing any of that
Little bit of healing little bit of healing
Let me see
Let me pop some of the budget
Here we go. I gotta pack a quick magazine that I'm good to go
Okay, perhaps you quick sip of the city like a reward
Do you need another servicat, cuz I found another.
No, no, I'm all good.
Are you using a servicat or a CMS?
Uh, CMS.
No, I'm good.
I've got one more.
Top of the fresh season of the light, and we rock!
Yeah, I didn't have enough to pack my bags.
I'm already out of ammo.
All right, let's move
Let me see what this guy's packing he's got some five five six. We see these back into good stuff
He's four oh, you know what actually that's a big five six one. I'll take that I think that
That's good enough that's good enough that's good enough. That's good enough boys
He'll some some little some some
a little bit boy I want a kid helmet by the way now don't use over the kid helmet
Oh yeah, Gigi. Gigi. Take the rig.
Gigi!
I'm muted.
I swear to God.
Gigi, this is no time for goofballin' around, pal.
This is serious business.
That's goofing that's new boo goofing
Well, I got an airframe holy crap. Okay. Oh, you know, I can't wear that with my feet
Am I don't worry. I'm powered up by my food. I'm all good to go
Fantastic fantastic. I know what I want you to do is go downstairs with me
Okay, I'm gonna pee one side of the kitchen you pee the other and I want you to literally shoot me in the face
okay okay I've heard you've had some training recently oh oh great oh great
oh thank you so much oh glad to have you aboard did you know we had a little
medical can you hear me do you hear me oh yeah yeah that's my friend right there
All right, let's move.
I need some ammo though.
Oh, there's a whole pile of bodies right here.
Did we get the thing, by the way, the code?
Yeah, I got it.
It'll jump jump.
Oh, that's poop garbage.
Aw.
It has to do something something right here.
I think it just depends on the person oh or the peanut all right
she's a cheat we go here we got this ammo just in case I said it's a good
You got every five five over here if you want that I want to move a bit move I'm ready to go
Push down push down
Who's the door pretty going down there down here down here
I think that this was all of them.
We're done?
I'm just gonna clear out these hallways.
Don't come down here to see. I'm just gonna do one quick sweep, okay?
Okay.
Quick sweep, quick sweep.
She's fast, she's fast.
all clear I repeat all clear okay very nice on my way down all right this be a
combatant you doing good we're doing good we're doing it easy easy hey you
buzz wait you only check that part or did you try we all circle with it the
I take it away.
Hey, where do we go again?
Oh, it's back over here.
Oh, let me get it.
Let me get it.
And so how do we want to deal with this boiler room thing?
How do we do that?
How do we want to do it?
I don't know.
I say we go in there together.
No, that doesn't make any sense.
Wait.
I don't know.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Can we do it?
Wait, can we do the boiler room together?
Or does that not work?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Can we do it?
Wait, can we do the boiler room together?
Or does that not work?
I don't know.
Can we do the boiler room together, or does that not work?
I don't think that works.
But did you do it, did you?
Okay, do you want to do it, or do you want me to do it?
I can try, but I think I'm honestly just gonna die.
Well, just remember, there's one to the right, as well.
He comes right on that corner.
He's smoked everywhere and just stayed in the smoke.
Will they kill us in the smoke still?
I don't think so, no, okay, I have a new plan,
I have a new plan, what about this?
throw a grenade, a smoke grenade below us, right?
You throw one to the left, I throw one to the right.
We both are down there.
I run out, touch the red thing, come back, hide.
I want the right side, you're on the left side.
And then when we're ready, we shoot them all.
You get the guys in the middle,
I'll take care of the guys in the side, deal?
I don't think that's gonna work
because I don't think that the left side does that.
Left side doesn't do that?
I think it's only the right.
I will we gotta get moving either way we have 36 minutes. Oh, actually we can great time. Oh my god
Your legs in the smoke if you're not fully covered
Okay, you gotta figure out something yeah
Wait stay together in the single smoke it should work is what Chad's saying. That's our same
What if we just we just we hit it together all take care of the guys at the right and the left you take care guys down
The middle I wait for you to see
I know how else to do it, so.
Okay, okay, okay, right, okay, all right.
I wanna die, peanut.
I mean, where did I hid in the wrong spot?
Wait, don't you run back and then hide on the right side
if you're looking toward the middle of the room?
Yeah, the right side, yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I hid in the right spot,
yeah, I hid in the right spot.
Wait, oh yeah, yeah, I'm telling you,
I hid on the right side, you hide on the left side,
Then when you're ready, you shoot all the way down the middle and kill all of them.
I'll kill a guy at the time until we're done.
We're two players from a skip-in.
I'm skipping this event! This is absolute shit.
This is absolute shit if I can eat them. I found skip-inters.
I watched this one thousand times before I skipped it.
You know what could you like give me a second and I call someone real quick to see if this works
Sure
Okay, one second, okay
Okay, we got to be a milli there and the photo friend
Bread Pirate 7 on tour sent. Hello, mr.
I love the sound of the...
Thank you, Mr. Jack!
...some space marine too at some point.
Here, maybe protect...
The Emperor protects the Emperor!
Hmm...
Alright, well, did you just vote on a friend?
I'm gonna go dick around and find the Gucci pipe.
Follow me, boy, follow me, boy!
Gucci pipe, Gucci pipe!
Gucci pipe, Gucci pipe, Gucci pipe.
It's been ten racks out of two, Gucci pipe.
Oh, oh, nice.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Wait, is this everywhere?
Is this shit everywhere?
Does he say $80,000 a pop?
Okay, so?
You for the friend?
Yes.
So basically, it will not work.
Okay.
They said that how you have to do the smoke is,
when you do the smoke, one person is down below,
but you have to shut the top doors,
or else it will not work.
Oh.
That's where I went wrong.
Yeah.
Which of the are supposed to all be in the middle.
Yeah, so it's just, you guys have the doors open.
Who the fuck am I?
Where are you?
I might have, though, ungodly idea.
I don't know.
I'm lost.
Hello?
Is anyone out here?
I don't know, I think, hey.
Here you are.
That's my friend right there.
Hello, did you, before you go in that room,
there was ads the last time we went in there
and they just got ads again.
Oh, no.
Oh, my ads are starting to.
Oh, my ads are starting to.
Usually I just go, ha, I get fucked,
but this is twice in a row that we've had ads
at this exact part of the mission.
Wait, no, my ads are starting in eight,
okay, maybe I just, I snooze it?
Okay, there we go, I snooze it.
Wait, I think we're, that there was not ads.
Can't you just see on your stream manager?
I don't know how to do that.
I've never learned how to do any of that.
It's all random and I've never looked at it.
Okay, do you want to do this part or do you want me to do it?
Also, do you have the explosive?
Yes!
Yes, I've got that!
And I think because I've got the explosive, you...
I've got the explosive too.
No you don't.
I think since I have the explosive, you should go down there and die.
Pro streamer?
What?
What does that even mean?
Break down for me.
What the absolute fuck?
That even needs- What is a pro streamer? Are we ac- competing?
Are we- Is there a- Is there a stream off?
Is it who can hit the go live button faster?
Like the Wild West? We got our revolvers in the middle of town at noon?
Wish me luck.
The fuck is that? That's your meanie thing!
Hmm.
Good luck, Iggy.
I know you won't need it.
You're a pro streamer.
I only have 30 round mags is the problem.
Oh wait, take it to mine, take it to mine.
Okay
The top is gonna be filled with like five M8 5 6 8 1 that it should be like and 995 and then it's any 5 6 8 1 below that I think
Okay
Here's one line line them up
Let me know if you're engaged or I'll pop this thing open and start ribbon
All right, thank you
Even a second, if you think it's not going good, I will pop this bitch open and air that bitch out!
Okay, sounds good. Take this mag too.
No, no, you just come swap it out. Swap it out whenever you get back.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh my gosh, did you- what is that fucking-
That was John.
John?
John, fuck you!
Get outta here!
Is that for silly?
Really?
Dude, my heart is already racing down, I don't need that.
What if you got a heart attack and die?
Huh?
What if you got a heart attack and die, buddy?
That would be on you.
That would be on your hands.
Wait, hold on, the door's not closed.
Alright, that's me.
Good luck.
Thank you.
She was bleeding from a heart attack.
I'm gonna be on my end.
Witness her!
Witness her!
I'm so scared.
You got the Genji.
There's nothing to fear, but fear itself.
You shut the door, right?
Wait, wait, let me shut the other door, too.
I both doors shut.
Both doors.
Did I seal it?
No, no, no, no.
Did you use streaming?
Flashlight.
Yeah, I'm streaming.
I'm so scared. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Ah, you'll be fine
Let her cook boys
Oh my god, buddy, babe, please you what peanut it's literally in front of the door. What's in front of the door?
Hold on oh
Oh my gosh. Peanut? It's literally in front of the door. I can't see them. Hold on.
Oh my gosh, okay. A flashlight? I don't have a flashlight!
You don't have a flashlight? That's the whole plan! You need one!
Seriously? I didn't...
I said I'll pop it out. I'll pop it out. Lock it on! Did you lock it on?
Oh no, I'm dead.
Go die, go die.
No, I'm dead.
You're full dead already?
No.
Oh my god.
I just smoked up.
Got eyes on.
Oh.
I didn't know I need a flashlight.
You need a flashlight.
So, look at this.
That's 5 for 3, wounded.
I have a piece of bitch.
What the?
What the hell are these guys made out of?
Steel?
You see that?
Well, Gigi has half my ammo, so...
I didn't really think about that I didn't really think this on me oh good you
buy good you buy good you buy good you buy good you buy yeah
mid-time racks on a good you buy
what are we fucking doing man fucking winning see that yeah right now
Go, I'm covering.
Oh, there's a J-Blade man over there, he's making a bad, bad, good, ah, bad!
Thank you, Bobo.
Oh, watch this.
Gotcha.
got you there's a guy in the cook corner back there I can't see him
you don't see me now you talk about your liar
I
Move
I feel that pussy.
Is he hiding behind the air conditioner?
Cheater.
Cheater, Cheater, Puck and Eater, you can hide behind the air conditioner.
I can't do that.
That's against the rules, that's against the rules.
To the right.
Wait, is anyone counting how many others must be?
me.
S-S-S-SOW ME AND THIS WAS ME.
They're supposed to be eight.
Has anyone been cutting?
Oh my god, I have no food.
God, did you have food?
You have food?
You're rigged, you silly goose.
I gave you food.
That was obviously a test, Genji.
Yeah.
So naive.
Yeah.
Do you think I'm some type of idiot?
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't think that at all.
Good game, Nessians!
Good game, Nessians!
You've passed the test, Gigi.
You've passed the test, I suppose, this time.
But I threw you a softball.
I threw you a softball.
Next one's gonna be a curve.
Next one's gonna be a curveball.
Okay, speedball.
Roundabout.
Okay.
All right?
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
67 Gucci game. I've said
I ride for my groupers I die for my groupers
On
Jordan on photo
On photo on photo on photo on photo exactly exactly
I'm gonna go in here and probable rises man
Watch and learn
I'm a little scared, I'm going to go back here for a second, don't think so do you think
for the mag with zero, zero bulletin and I usually don't.
Oh, there were the other mag what you told me to just take it
Hey, no, no, I just want to extend my greatest thanks.
I just wanted to extend my greatest thanks.
Thank you.
You go back.
I dropped mags of five six of eight, five six.
I'll get more back to shoreline.
I got some to fuck.
Yeah, take it off my.
Just as well.
Yeah.
I got 22 minutes, I got this, I got this.
Oh, I gotta unseal it.
You guys, I'm doing this whole thing.
I'm doing this whole thing and I'm killing this boss.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Remember, no rush.
We have so much faith in you.
So much faith.
Thank you, thank you.
Yes.
Yes.
Who the hell is this pussy?
If you're treating enemy territory.
Oh hey, GTA, do it!
uh hey digi how you feeling boss that's okay that's okay boss what's living life
you won't even tell us the secrets man
I
Hear moving around over there
He's gonna kill you
Not gonna have it buddy
Watch it
Where the hell is this guy
He's hiding! I tell you, he's looking in the shadows!
He's right here! He's right here! I can hear him!
He's right here!
There's another one!
Oh
I'm here you bastard
Yeah, yeah
See did it we did it
Yeah, too easy too easy
Easy.
I gotta get moving, I gotta get moving right now.
Over at that time, over at that time.
Oh, where'd my baby one go?
I need this, I need this, I need this,
I need this for the boss.
I need this, I need this.
Little shum, shum, little shum, shum.
I'm a new one, dude.
I need a little gun like that.
Who the fuck?
Program Air 06 sent.
Show us how you got these scars, Peanut.
And also, I think Genji needs a helmet check tonight.
It's working!
Here we go.
You like that, do you like that?
The K in the word check wasn't even out before you were shooting dead body.
God yeah.
Why the hell did it work?
That's okay, boss.
I gotta loot faster.
My guy is the slowest looter in the entire fucking world.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
I gotta move my stuff, I gotta move my stuff.
Move, move, move, move, move.
I'm just gonna drop all the helpers, all the helpers,
all the earphones, fuck it, I don't care.
Frickin', I don't give a darn.
Or a hack.
Do you hear me, John?
No darns or hacks!
Oh, this right there.
I need these up here.
Oh.
Oh my god, how do I get to the places that the people are?
Get me in!
Fuck!
You know, you just go on the opposite side of the boiler and go up the stairs.
Get you much, get you much?
How much time do I have left?
17 minutes! Oh my god!
Move, move, move!
I don't need him. I don't need him.
Lock him.
Oh. Oh, we Gucci, but Gucci, but Gucci, but only the son of Gucci, but come on.
A fake Gucci.
Yeah, fake Gucci, fake Gucci. That's our team.
Yeah, it's a canal street in New York City.
Yeah, it's off.
I'm on Canal Street in New York City.
Two cups, one salad, two.
Just for good measure.
Just for good measure, just for good measure.
What's your ability I got?
Three, two, that's fine, that's fine.
Woo-woo-woo!
I don't know if 22's gonna cut it, now that I think about it.
Oh my gosh, I got a-
Oh, no, you went- I don't have time.
I do not have time!
No, I don't.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag!
Dead racks on a Gucci bag!
Locking.
Roger that.
Fuck yourself.
That's right.
Watch and learn, boys. It's your bed and paper.
for that. I don't see your hands dead. Remember four up top, eight downstairs.
Oh my god!
The target is in shadow. Proceed with caution.
I
Know hiding
Need
My James
Oh, yeah, you real great. Come on, come on, come on.
These are playing time, they're playing time.
Where's my grenade?
Oh, give me that.
Get it!
Yeah!
How many have I killed?
I think I've killed four.
Wouldn't that be all of them?
Yeah, four up top and then eight down below.
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
One, two, three, four.
Okay, I got four, I got four.
Move, move, move, move, move.
How much do we got?
We only digi do I need to kill the a double over kill the boss or no?
Yes, okay. I'm gonna go kill the eight. I'm gonna pack two bags and quick and then I'm good to go
lock in
Guys we're not leaving unless the boss is dead or I don't even suggest it
Lock in
Oh, fuck!
Little, some, some, little.
Little, some!
Little, some, some.
Little, some, some.
See, fast, fast, see.
Stay, I'll get you.
Here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
Get down below it.
Easy peasy.
Lock him.
I got you bastard.
There's one of them.
Went out.
Time to go.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
I can't tell I can't do what's going on down there. It's too dark. It's too dark.
Ah, perfect. Ah, what a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. Oh, goody gumdrops. Oh, boy,
Oh boy, what a great, ah, another great raid,
another great raid.
Exit raid, gentlemen, exit raid.
Okay, all right, guys.
Hey, this game.
I have zero dollars!
I have zero, look right there, look right there in the red.
I have zero dollars.
Zero.
dollars let's run a scav no we sell our inventory and we go back we sell our
inventory and we go back I'm gonna bring money this time
guys I guys if I die early I'm drop kicking my PC into a fucking blue I'm
Oh my god
I'm fine I transported stuff that last time I have money. I don't have no money. Does anybody have any money?
They'd like to donate
Dude, I love I need to buy
We say I print I need to buy like a play branch. Yeah, but I think I've got a better plan
I've got this PGW I can shout dude. I've been looking for one of those goody cuz that's not gonna be 400 kid
Well, you're right. It is gonna be only 70 K
What are those things called
Only gonna be 70,000. What's the full name of that thing?
Yeah, I actually I can't put out the monkey yet. I don't have enough money for the tax
One second, one second, one second, one second, one second.
Only, unfortunately, it's only gonna be $70,000.
That's such a shame.
Oh my goodness, it's only $70,000.
All right, well, I guess I better put it on the market
for $70,000 because that's the market price I'm in.
Yeah, better.
All right, okay, here we go.
All right, time to place the offer.
No, no, no, oh my God, I slipped and it says 700,000 and now, oh my God, I'm slipping.
I'm falling into toward the place of a button.
No, no, no, it would be crazy to list this in such a high price.
Who would buy it?
Who would?
Oh my, oh I'm slipping toward the yes button.
I'm slipping toward the yes button as well.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness, no, no.
I don't wanna do this.
Flip faster dude.
I don't wanna do this.
I'm not doing it.
Oh my God.
I'm so.
I've refreshed so many times.
I've refreshed so many times dude.
No, I'm selling it.
I'm selling it.
I'm not cheating.
I'm not cheating except for that one time earlier
when I did cheat.
Mm-hmm.
That was not the time to have pride.
Now is the time for morals. Now is the time for morals. Now is the time. I'm selling it for the regular price of 83,000 and I'm keeping my pride.
I'm time to sell Linux for ten million dollars.
Dude, what?
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, of course. I'm just kidding. Eeeeeee!
I'm last.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I know it's easy guys. I want to keep it true. I want to keep my pride. I'm glad
No, she's yes, I want to play the game the right way
I don't want to accept free money because then it kind of deteriorates the entire game money doesn't really feel like anything
Victory and accomplishments don't really mean anything anymore unless
It's BT bad
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Okay. Unless. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Let me see if I can sell for a couple thousand dollars. Wow. Am I depressed and have AIDS?
All right. All right.
Can you believe me stuff?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
You're so kind to me.
You're so kind to me. Thank you.
You're such a good friend.
Thank you, Jimmy. Thank you.
I could use some water, boss.
I've been working real hard, boss.
I could use some water.
That's some water for me Bob. I'm thirsty. You said water. You need everything. I can bring a helmet. I
can bring no headset. I need a headset. I can bring I can bring armor and a rig. And a can do
attitude and I can't do attitude and I can't do and I can't do attitude and I
have got that I just bomb that reminds me actually you know there's a one way
that you can get anything in a 7-eleven for free they hate it but they can't stop
you. One simple trick that 7-11's hate but they can't stop you. Doctors hate this trick.
One moment, one moment in the game. In the game of course what you do is you
grab a, in the game by the way, grab a bomb in the game of course, in dog op. I have the bomb right
I'm going to ice me with of course.
I have to figure out how to make a little bit more money here.
Just a little bit, just a little bit.
Guys, what do you guys think it's like, what do you guys think?
Like if I can, like, I'm gonna pitch you, what do you guys think about instead of losing?
We win.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Well, I have not thought of that actually.
Mm-hmm. Gigi I need headphones a gun mags ammo
Thank you, please. Okay
The gun mags ammo a headset heels. I got heels for you and the wilderness
But you and I don't need my
My dignity!
My dignity! Because I have it still!
I still have it, I didn't sell that on the fleet for $700,000.
Unless...
I'll try it.
Oh, hold up, I didn't have enough money to heal.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Alright, this is the last time I'm trying this.
Maybe.
This is the last time I'm doing this. This is the last time I do this before we before we figure out another way to get reds
Once again, that's purely out of maybe
situation
Way to get rich to not try to go to the boss just go to the helipads do everything and go
Yeah, but let me ask you this Genji
Okay, when your great great great great great grandchildren are on a camping trip and they're all telling stories around the fire
Are they gonna tell the story where you pushed out and left at the helicopter spot?
Hopefully they're gonna tell the story
When you took that ship
like a Somalian pirate and
The and and got the boss got the doob and got out of there
They're not going to say anything, it's a video game.
They will sing songs of this moment.
They will sing songs.
They will sing songs of this moment.
Look at me.
I'm the captain.
Blackflame Nova Cent.
Mr. Nut, love your content.
Best live streaming peanut ever.
Please play more marathon.
The PVP is actually goaded.
I know it's goaded you dumb bitch.
Because a lot of regulators don't like it.
That's why we don't really play it on the stream.
How are we doing? Oh my gosh, we can buy voodoo scopes now. What the hell?
We like it now. Oh, oh does that guy speak for all you guys?
Now has a voodoo cuz yeah, I do cheers boys cheers
this is you are ass. Honestly, I appreciate that guy. I was just complimented, but it's
important to stay level headed. It's important to stay down to earth. Gotta be humbled. Gotta
be humbled. Gotta be humbled. I was honestly, honestly, when that guy told me I was a great
streamer, I was about to let it go to my head and start being a shitty person and being
terrible to women. And that guy over there and he helped me. He helped me stay grounded.
He helped me stay grounded. He helped me stay grounded. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
That was the chat for that guy. That was the chat for that guy.
Oh, and I do have a flashlight on this gun, by the way.
I have one on mine
When I use the flashlight because I did hit T when I was in raid and I didn't see the flashlight turned on I
See if he moves the icebreaker
Beginner BBL move to France and kill a hooker
Yeah
When it comes out
When it comes out, how does a BPL relate to killing a hooker?
Why do we need to kill a hooker with a bodacious booty? Why can't we just kill a hooker? I say it's
Or what if we die because of John? Hey John?
Yeah, what if it's a bot? I don't shit on your plans. I don't shit on your plans. Don't shit on mine
Okay, all right, you know what? I you I really think it's going on here
He's envious he is envious and jealous of the great play. I just wish I thought of that
Yeah, okay, I'm a little I knew it. I called it I called it by the way my dogs ate six tacos from Jack in the box
Okay
What? What? What?
You forgot John.
What? Oh, he's right here.
I don't see John.
He's right there. I see him in the Goof-a-toop. He's right there on the left side.
I see myself. I'm scared.
It literally shows two out of two people.
He'll be okay if he... Okay, thank God.
Okay, I was thinking they'd be okay.
The dog you like or the other one.
I like both my dogs, Yoni.
Just one of them is
ridiculously
stupid.
That's like a ride!
I
Back to three guys back this way
Yeah, I was just checking and John was going the wrong way. No, I was checking though. There's fun over there
make sure they didn't get feisty as you and Yoni can help you with this I keep
wanting to say the R word I see all the other streamers doing it I'm just not
certain he would know though that's my agent Yoni do you think it's chill if I
start saying the R word I don't think I don't know I'm like scared to Yoni
You need that shill, you call it.
You call it.
Come on, Yoni.
Come on, come on, come on.
That's what so many people say.
Come on!
He says, oh, I'm fine.
I'm gonna shoot that to no.
I'm gonna shoot that to no.
I've been writing it down.
You think I could just say it and...
Shhh!
Let's ride.
Oh wait, there's a guy that's got like,
somebody's looking, oh wait, that's just guy.
I missed.
On purpose.
Gotcha.
All of me went, all of me...
How about this, we'll restrain it to just Saturday.
Someone goes, no, let's not bring it back.
Oh, it's so back.
You're so back!
Time to play the game!
Time to play the game!
We are back, boys!
I
Know he's just saying no he just keeps
But is he sure
Says not back. Oh shit. Oh, was that was that lunch? Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, did you see that did you see that
Nice fucking job!
YAAAAY! DOLLAB!
So come on penis tonight
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis
Just suck it tonight
Too easy, too easy!
Give the bug later.
Maybe we should heal up over it.
You brought your money, right?
Mm-hmm.
Otherwise, but you should there's two and we press the button
Can't
John John oh my god, please
Press the button so we can heal
My heavy bleeds Genji
Oh my gosh, you're being naughty that's gonna kill me every single one I have well he actually has no body
He has like a-
If he had just fall over right there, I would have lost it.
Oh my god, Peanut.
I would have lost it.
I would have lost it.
This is why you need to have our screams of Peanut.
Oh my gosh.
I roll those dice.
No one knows how.
For the love of the game!
The love of the game, JG!
What did you possibly hit?
That didn't kill me.
Did you hit my cock?
What's your left leg?
I can't believe I just hit that shot.
I cannot believe.
I'd say you should have seen him.
He'd long out like he was skydiving.
One bullet.
Oh my God, that was immaculate.
There was a second guy there, right?
Yippee!
Yeah, that was the same guy.
Okay, okay.
Oh my God, dude, I am a chicken nugget.
This is not good.
Wait, did you, I know that when you transit-
I know that when you transit-
when you change it, it reattaches your limbs automatically,
but what if your chest and head is black?
So it refreshes everything, you just have to heal it.
You don't have to serve anything then.
Oh my God, that is so nuts.
Me, I didn't know that, so honestly.
Yes, exactly, that's what I'm asking for.
What the fuck are you doing, Don?
That'll do it, that'll do it.
I blame Peanut.
I blame someone other than me.
I think that's the best question.
I'm blaming K.R.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Feel safe.
All right, just trying to get you to go ahead and keep up.
Oh, what the hell are we doing?
What are you just shot at?
God!
Okay, I think I might know who is the perpetrator.
Little trigger discipline, Jinji.
a bit of trigger discipline, Gigi. Come on. Come on. Stop goofballing around. Stop new
boop boop boop, Gigi. You're gonna fuck up the whole thing. You're gonna fuck it all
up!
So, I...
Hey, little bit of healing. Hey, little bit of healing.
Okay.
John, I honestly feel bad that you died before we got to the last icebreaker. So, me and
Gigi will go first. You just stay behind us.
Okay
I have 21 water I don't know how that's possible did you bring water no, but did you bring you water no
Let's get in here. No, I
That's what I forgot to go to food. That's why we'll find some food
There's a lot of food in here.
Alright, back up boys.
Let's get serious.
Hey, can you aim at this?
I'm going to stay on this side.
Okay, wait, I don't think I can trust myself to do that.
I'm going to freak out.
Okay, you stand there.
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright.
Our friends in there.
Our friends in there.
What do we do now kill Jinzy?
Oh, but check no different Jinzy not you
Italian Jinzy on George.
He says nice dead.
Oh, I see someone in his wall dude.
Killed night. No, I got a liar
Oh my god
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good everybody safe everybody fine
Yes, I'm just missing it
Those bodies fall and I thought you fucking died guys. Don't shoot me. I'm coming out towards you. Do not shoot dude. Don't shoot
Don't shoot
Done I'm literally holding the angle that you go in front of me. I can't aim down
Don't worry night is dead. Come on suffering
Acting like I know the strategy here. You're acting like I'm still alive. I can tell you with the utmost certainty
He is not you want to kill my I eliminated him hold on wait. Let me check
I said
All right, who's going first?
Like a penis and top of my screen
What's going on?
All right, did he's hallucinating it's up to you and me John. Do you see I shot people man?
Look at this look at the side of the ship with your light on
She's got a cock on her.
Oh my god, wait.
Do it again.
Okay.
It only looks like that because it's chilly outside.
It's way bigger in the warm weather.
I'm just growing down somewhere.
Growing down somewhere.
We're going to be having a flashlight big enough.
I'm down to spotlight.
Use the airboards.
I guess I have nine water, stop dicking around, do you want water, no I want water from the
likes of you, you see what you got, you in here, yeah I came in over here on the right
side, I'm gonna look for some water real quick, I have some, okay, die, die in a hole somewhere,
I don't want your water, I don't want your scum water, your water's scum, scum water,
of scub water your scub and so is your water scub water your water scub don't
give me your water I might need your water give me your water please not
finding any water on these guys did my I'm so laggy I'm getting a little bit
like you right now too. Oh $500! Stored! I might not wear my earphones. Uh, just happened
I haven't been wearing my earphones this entire time.
Like you do, like you do.
Do you think you like balls?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Look at me, look at me, okay.
I just have to left a little bit.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, I actually need that.
Don't do that.
I have six water, wait, got some water, got some water.
your sip. I've been working hard watching each one. Oh, can we just take off 45? Okay.
That's the soup, the soup of water. I'm going to get you all the way up.
Oh, I did 20, I did 20, I did 20. What, what did it get you to?
You're 50. Oh, perfect.
All right, did you get the professionals have arrived?
in the office back here jumping and professionals have arrived at each other's
head always clean the room
it's room clear go back to me is me okay did we kill everything I don't think
sale bars because that seems like a lot less than the last time I eat them
twirling down there okay who's that what was that what was that son I thought
it was you shooting God you're fucking muted I think John was that who who's
I
Was where my fans should support you no matter what you do they're not real fans mr. Nut
They can choke on a frag run the marathon good sir run the marathon
There's also other games I like
Thank you master chief. Thank you. I don't know if it's not extreme, but thank you master chief
what's upstairs thank you master chief thank you master chief I feel like my
frame should not be a by the way I say I like her thought it's not my favorite
game I'd actually rather be playing this how do you I don't turn on I think it's
There's a laser, uh.
I'm glad you're bleeding, man.
One moment.
One moment.
Oh, did you find it?
Got him.
Who was it?
It was like he's dead.
Oh, God.
I'm cleaning the middle room, cleaning the middle room, clearing it, clearing it.
I said...
OH FUCK MY EYES!
MOVE!
MOVE!
OH MY GOD!
I SAID...
No way!
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Oh my god, it's good work.
Oh my god, I was worried about him.
Thank god.
Don't worry, Todd, you're good to have night.
Oh my god.
Haha.
Haha.
Enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy!
Gotta be dead.
You're my phasers.
Why are we so stupid?
My face.
Your phasers, I can only hear words.
Are we okay?
We'll get this done, we'll do that long.
He's hitting it.
I missed I missed on purpose
Great for this you have this time with this one says
No one
I can't I can't I do it on the other side
You know you got the other side
You have to change arms oh
Oh my god, he's handsome!
He's not dead, he's not dead.
I'm movin', I'm movin'.
You want me to go around the street, man?
Thank you, thank you.
I don't fix it.
I don't see him in the hallway.
Did you kill him?
That door's never been opened before.
He's a head.
I saw that.
Well, it's never been out. You have to open it yourself.
Oh, wait, I got that. You saw that, did it?
Didn't drop.
I don't have to do that. You don't have to do that.
He's right now. The whole way.
And he looked like a healer.
Okay, you got him.
Killed him.
Well, I suffered him up.
I suffered him up. I want that down. I want that down.
I want that down.
Okay.
I want that to be done.
John, I have a special mission for you.
What?
There's a man upstairs.
I need you to kill him.
That's dead.
Good work.
Report back.
Thank you.
Coming back.
Good soon.
Now we can proceed.
Oh, I did.
Oh, my God.
Do you almost get you? Do you almost get you?
Yeah, dude, that was a hard one.
I've laughed in so long.
That was close, that was close.
I thought my eyeballs were gonna fall out.
Guys, all right, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's all sit together. Where are you at?
In this little...
...mobby area.
What the hell is this?
The fridge.
Oh.
Where they send us when we're bad. Oh, okay
Okay, okay. I
Have been bad boss. I've been good. I'm a good boss. I've been good. I'm a real good
I can a quick magazine
You bother
the time for me how much time we got yep we got 36 minutes left good I'll go
kill night I'm just gonna go do that let's go
let's move let's move did you hear that someone just came right that goes that's
your night oh my god what's what
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
You should see some men standing there.
Get him, Imanes!
Got him!
Nice.
Oh, we're going to be all clear, all clear.
Jeez.
Where'd you guys go?
Right.
Right to the stand door.
What did you put the car into?
Yeah, where's that?
Oh my god.
Um, hello?
There's a good item there.
I shot him.
Did you close the door?
Did you close the door behind you in the kitchen?
No, they did.
I
Go ahead
Are you time ready?
One day night just came in my chat and said I think I'm dead
Do I tell these right or do I was a first-hand witness
I don't think the average survived this far with all three members
Oh yeah, sorry I've done this fuck, I thought we were already bad at this way in the room.
No? That wasn't all very best.
Oh, you're fucked up.
Like, babe.
Ah, dude, come on guys.
Follow me, Jake.
Here's the Gucci bag for your luck.
Oh, double ratchet, double ratchet!
Your ratchet.
What about my ratchet?
I said your ratchet!
What about my ratchet?
I said your ratchet!
What about my ratchet?
What?
That's what I'm saying, you're ratchet!
Damn right it is!
I look at how we do this fight.
I wanna follow Jinji cause she's good,
but she scares me cause-
I just realized that night thing we just did
is 100% gonna be a burp in an animated short.
That guy's gonna do that 100%.
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I've had four different nights coming
and telling me they're dead.
What did you say guys? I have a lot of holes. I'm sorry
What's the plan here? What is the plan here? Oh fuck eat and drink. That's what I'm doing
Be made already perfect. You any perfect perfect. Oh
Guys what guys actually though? What's the policy? I kind of want to say this
Can I just say some wait first time I know whatever you want besides the word you ask the only if you can say okay, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, guys, I'm low on food and water, all right?
That's irrelevant to what I'm about to say.
I see we don't do this trick at all.
I see we just go down there and you run back.
Oh, you can't run back up.
I don't know what to do.
You can run back up.
You can without dying, are you sure?
Oh, without dying?
Probably not.
I sure we could smoke it all off.
How about this?
How about this?
How about, how about I stay on this side,
John, you go to the other side.
Jinjin, you go down there.
And we all peek at the same time.
We just started lighting them up.
Yeah?
I'm so dead.
Hey, you know what?
I don't know how to do this.
What if we just smoked everything right here
and then we run back up?
Okay, let's do that, let's do that.
I've got five smokes, I'm gonna smoke the whole thing.
You ready?
I'm gonna go downstairs and smoke it real quick.
It's all through at the same time,
it's all through at the same time.
But when you start doing it, I'll start doing it.
I'll start behind you.
Oh yeah, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Almost, almost, hold up, hold up.
I missed just one smoke for the last track.
Is it, uh, M18? I got one.
Yeah, throw it, throw it right here, throw it right here down and out.
Quick, quick, quick, right there, right here, right, right up here, right down.
I'm down here, right here, right here.
I'm touching, I'm changing, go go go, activate it, activate it, go go go go!
Okay!
I can't see.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming!
I like to eat to get smoke while my mommy does my tummy.
What if we throw a smoke down there and see if they flock to it?
I'm out of smoke so I just used all of them so.
I do have a smoke I can throw.
Cool.
We could try, we could try, yeah, sure.
my friends in there shut the fuck up John I swear JJ JJ hold on up there hold
on down there what John I swear fucking God this is serious fucking business
Oh my god, this is just keeping you in the mouth.
John?
John?
John?
John?
What?
She's fucking serious.
I'm not so serious.
Hey, where you got it?
I will turn this fucking car around if you don't stop the new boob.
You can't.
You can't.
What about the boat?
Oh my god, Knight.
We're easy.
Fuck you.
You gotta go find him.
Oh wait, we're gonna need these smokes to the box.
She would never play us again if we went up just to shoot Knight.
Dude, you would never play with us again.
Guys, we only have 30 minutes.
We gotta move.
We gotta move.
I
Don't see them
Is it while walking in a line oh my god, look at all your blood
Wow
That guy's cocky shut up, but he's not dead
So we go over dead with that
Hopefully why are they all in that spot?
Oh my god dude, will you fuck off John? Will you fuck outta here?
John, this is a serious thing!
That was a death pop!
Somebody got one?
oh my god oh my not dead yet if I got an idea
LeBron James! Oh fuck it! Oh my god! Run!
What? We did-
Dude, I was just accepting fate. I thought I was gonna fucking-
That sounded ridiculously closer!
Did you play a sound more than Discord?
No, I would not do that during this.
That sounded so close.
That sounded ridiculously close.
Way far away. I thought I hit the pipe.
It'd be true oh my god
I don't see them
They're hiding
They're probably that back door over there on the left
I'm gonna throw a nade.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh.
Oh.
On the right side.
Oh, nice.
You got one.
Oh, you got him.
He's like alive.
He's got a new Bond skin.
Had me swelling up.
My thing was thysi...
So, salty bald head had me going, blowing, blowing, blowing.
Chubb now I'm saying.
No, I actually think...
Oh, I know you shit.
I'm picking up a job.
I see
Going boy boy boy chubb now I'm saying I know you said I'm picking up what you're putting down boys
That's me a twisies man
All positions oh my gosh
oh my god oh you feel are you safe back you John dude I'm really scared you
guys are making me so proud
Can you reach us?
No one?
Turn left.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
Whoo.
one objective confirmed over one back right
you're back right you're back right this way I cannot get angles on these guys
right now I know what's going on I know it's kind of difficult
Oh, they're down below.
There's a bunch down below.
As much as much.
One back right, back right, back right, first floor, first floor, back right.
Target spot.
Man, there's so many.
Oh my god!
Are you dead?
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm fine, oh my goodness, these guys aren't four yet.
We're gonna do not take a feature
God you will die
You want me to come over that side and see if I can kill them
Yeah, give me what was that? We wish I was you put me in coach for me coach. You will wish I was
There's a few up top
There's two up top
Nice to up top
one up top, one up top?
mm-hmm
got one, got one!
okay, I think there's only one more
I think he's down below another in aid okay and watch I'm watching I see why she
You see him?
Come back, come back, come back.
I need these two.
I need these two.
Oh my gosh.
These are coming.
Are you alive?
You're good though?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just hurting.
Do you need me to go to your side?
Oh my god.
No.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
These guys came to play this time.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
to play this time oh my god oh my god this is way harder than any other time
we've done this yeah you guys came to fucking black
what about busting over there so oh never mind you don't sound like you're
You're doing too good, boss.
No?
Fuckin'.
Yes!
What?
Where?
What?
We have time to go kill Mike one more time.
No! Shut up over there, Joe.
You sit there.
You sit there in the cock corner.
Sorry, boss.
Sorry, boss.
I was 69 HP.
I'll see you, Eva.
I did all the shooting in the doors.
Really more grenades as well.
I have one more grenade.
Go ahead and chuck it. Go ahead and take it in the back left.
I'll kill him.
Got him. Enemy spot.
Cover me.
Got me dead.
Hey, it's not ready. The last one.
Leave one more.
There was one more. There's one more.
Is it on the stairs?
I see one. I see him.
Goof, goof, goof!
I'm gonna get some of this ammo along.
Push up, jump, jump!
Yeah, I just want M995, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm re-upping, re-upping.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
at while oh my god what's that guy doing there once I'm done packing this bag I'm
gonna go get now play with 90 minutes 90 minutes 90 minutes you gotta move
move. Lock him.
Dribbit logger. Any day now, any day now.
I'm not going to die this time. Don't worry about what I'm saying. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you for having confidence in me, sir.
Let's ride!
Where you at, John? Where you at?
You see us here?
Where's yours yet?
I'm right here.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'll see you at the boys.
Is it ready, guys? Ready?
This is the door.
Actually, this might be the wrong door.
I need the four doors, boys.
Come on, come on!
I
Will this is
Go back down. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'll put peanut hurt in in there that's me that's me that's me oh my god oh my god I'm
sweating I'm sweating oh my god all right who's in my pants
There's up
So one fast up right now
Fun here. I haven't had fun this whole wave besides killing night 17 times
This is so this is stressful, and I'm not even doing much anything. Oh
my god, oh my god, I
Let's move every group on which group up the other end
We're still in the engine room.
I'm at the top.
Come on.
Come to me.
What should we?
I just want to get there.
Nice.
Walking.
Walking with your legs, mostly.
I've heard is very, very good.
Wait.
I think he's on the other side.
I'm over here.
Can you hear me talking?
This is me.
This is me.
This is me
Luckily I found one every five anyone because I just
I don't think he's the top floor. I think he's lying boss. Yeah, but four down from the top. Yeah
He's a top floor. You lying sack of shit. No, what'd you go to the door? You go to the top floor? Okay?
But you guys start doing the next one, I'm gonna tell you every second I can go
God speed God speed. What should I do you tell me?
stand there pretty
up here
what do we
fucking
I remember boys wait wait wait
since it's just three of us now
is there gonna be more than four of top
no
so four of top eight below
yeah but did you say we don't need to
get the ones below
we can just loot and then leave
oh no we're not leaving
what we came here for at all boys
We're good our pizza fine. I think took the same as the enemies. Let me just take a pain killer real quick
Buzzing
Let me take a drink real quick
Fucking on what are you doing looking for a drink anywhere? Oh, I'm sorry
Oh, oh that seems awfully large Genji
I'm sorry, it's actually there's very little in this
Two down
Three down
What a double-tank. You see this guy's a zombie?
Pull down, all dead, all dead, all dead.
Top boys down, top boys down.
You gonna take a bag?
Good job.
Whoo!
We're cooking boys, we're cooking, we are cooking boys!
Checking this guy for water.
There's only three in sight.
Oh, it sounds like there's more and more.
He's going to murder me.
Go, go, go, go!
I don't even see him.
John, do not tell me you are dead right now.
John, do not tell me you are dead right now.
Are you...?
Yeah, he killed me.
That was the first guy you encountered the entire raid!
That's not true. That's not true.
You also killed Knight. You also killed Knight.
I killed Knight a bunch of times.
No, I killed Knight.
Oh, John killed Knight.
I was looting because I thought all the ones up top were dead.
up top or dead and I die. So obviously we don't know the actual number is that I
killed four. This one came from down below I'm pretty sure. I see him I see him.
Got him he's dead.
Wait, that should be all of them.
That should be everything.
Chas said that there might be five.
Okay.
That's probably all.
Ah, just in time.
Thanks, guys.
That was all I saw.
There was only four.
All right, I'll clear it.
I'll clear it.
Top floor, top floor.
Five.
If you tree you, there are five.
Oh.
If we trio, if we trio, there was four last time though, Pina, and we trioed.
Wait, hold up. Wait, wait, wait. If we trio, how many are down below? Is it still eight?
Yes.
You sure?
Yes.
I don't believe you. I think whether there's nine or ten.
Tire that ride!
Hey!
Why is your gun so shit?
That was another person's gun.
Hey, that's a gun that killed Knight, buddy.
It's obviously pretty good.
Yeah, that fucking good-ass gun.
What are you talking about?
Can I pack my 60 round mag for this?
Go ahead, Glade.
Just in case if I need to spam shoot, you know.
She rushed, she rushed.
Stay
Yeah, 12 minutes and 41 seconds we gotta move I
Don't think I understand. We don't have enough time to do that this we got this
No, we actually don't we got this we got this lock it did you lock it not enough time for the boss
Never say never peanut no, but I'm about to right now
I can't lock in when I know for a fact we do not have enough
G.G.
One down
We down right down
You want to hide that box I'll come back up I'm down five down five down five down okay
so you either have three more or sixteen more that's right that's right that's
right we got this I'm telling you we are here for it all we got come for half
We came for it all
I used to water give me some water. I don't have any water
It's fine. We'll find some if I find fine fine. We'll find some we'll find some no matter no matter no worse
I'm on the move. I'm on the move. I'm gonna kill the other three. Okay, we're 16
I'm gonna call the heli and and just early okay
another one down six out
best in peace Dave sent me and my dog Louie love watching you mr. peanut I
wish you could see his silly tall wag watching a peanut screen yellow slurs
and break
How do one of those things I'll do one of those things
What are you doing supposed to be safe?
God, please, God, please, God, please, God, please
Another one down. Oh, he says there's heaven
Oh, shit
I can't hear shit. There's a helicopter
I
Mean all the way around
You want to be right?
Hey, you stop here. There's a similar right here.
I'm out of water. I'm out of water. Hey, big dealers.
Yeah, I have drill in.
Yeah, more feet. Oh, I have more feet. Don't worry about it.
Who the hell is your boss at?
It really won't go the right way.
I
You what you want one down
He's up top
That's what you got him. I'm up. I'm up
Or that's three. That's three. Where's the watch that was watching?
I'm just gonna food you even
Did I kill him?
You got him, you got him.
Hey, am I here? What about Mr. Weaver?
It's right here. We got to place the explosive right here.
I see him. I'm taking it from here. I'm taking it from here. We'll take it. We'll take it.
He might. We only have seven minutes.
We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this.
I'm going to place it and you need to get back, okay?
Got it. Got it. Okay, got it.
Roll that thing open!
I
Can boys like it
Is it really give you help
What is it really give you help?
I think it happens. It's very little. Okay. Oh, I just lost an arm to have you know if we want it
Oh, I would love that. Thank you so much.
Come down. Come down. Come down.
Locking.
Oh, you go. Seven minutes. Seven minutes. Locking. Locking.
Locking. Locking.
The boss is right here. Do you want me to smoke it?
No.
What a piece of metal on it.
Oh, my God. What are you doing? What are you doing?
What the? I'm pretty sure seven bosses. Wait, what?
Oh shit what the fuck is that?
You just smoke. Oh I forgot to tell you yourself about the gas smoke.
Yeah I can't wear my tear gas cause I don't want to be seen by this guy so much.
Yeah you need to put that on.
Yeah I got it.
I got it. I'm just gonna smoke it Peanut. Hold on five bosses.
Oh tight
Where's what's what's
You know don't go in there don't
Oh, that's the boss.
Yep.
Well, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That's how the cookie crumbles.
Ow, the cookie crumbles.
I got killed by Mr. Wedgie did himself.
Mr. Wedgie himself.
A flashlight?
You got this, Ziggy, you got this!
You got this, Ziggy, you got this!
Let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, let it cook, boys!
You got this, Ziggy, you got this!
I think I just killed the boss did you do it oh shit you put down more smoke what
What happened? What happened?
She's got this, she's got this, she's got this.
She's got this, she's got this.
Let her cook, let her cook.
Um fuck.
Oh I don't have any ammo.
Oh my god, okay.
How many mags do you need to do to that?
She's got enough mags to take over the whole nation.
That's like 20
She's cool. I don't know what she's cooking, but she is. Oh
She give it up
Jay never back down number one have anything to fight them with
oh my gosh oh my gosh
I don't know what you're doing there you should leave I think I go peanut
yeah that's what I've been trying to say for a long time now that's what I've
been trying to say for a while I told you this is what word Genji I told you we
We shoulda laughed.
I told you this would work, Genji.
I told you we shoulda laughed.
Genji.
Oh, fuck.
Are you serious?
Genji, that's...
That's your inner conscious thinking.
Is that Cobo?
shit for peanut. I don't give him anything.
I don't give him a single fucking thing.
Dude, he died with all his shit.
Both of them did.
Valiely in battle, I died!
Wait, oh my god, wait.
Valiely in battle, I died!
I'm pretty sure I killed the boss.
Oh my god!
But I... I can't kill the rest.
So...
Oh my god!
I can show them guys. I just want to say something. I just want to say something. I just want to say something. First off, excellent rain. Secondly, secondly, I would like to say a lot of people are going to look at this situation and say, wow, peanut, were you right? You should have left. Why would Genji push the boss with only five minutes left?
We tried to get it to stop.
The second thing they're going to say is, wow, what a waste of money.
How greedy.
And what I say back is, greedy?
I just made 2,500 euros.
I took the free extract, bitch.
I took the free extract.
Okay?
You got greedy.
You're greedy.
Lots of money.
You're greedy.
Not me.
I'm not greedy.
I took the economical extract.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, dude.
It's like hell yeah to the casino called ATM.
I always win on that stupid little thing.
I'm the best at that one.
I'm so good at that game.
All right, well, I lost and I have nothing.
I have nothing and no one and no one to live.
Coconut.
Yeah?
Coconut.
What I want you to do is tie a balloon
and tape it to the rim of your butthole.
Shift constantly for three weeks until it's so crusty in there and so large
that you can hit it with a diamond pickaxe and it wouldn't pierce the outer latex.
I want you to then take that balloon, put it in the microwave, set it for nine minutes and 59
seconds until it is completely liquefied, pour it in a tub, piss in it, jump inside of it, and then die.
in the game of course I'm also at full mass from that honestly I have a
bonus it's not much but I'm full mass it ain't much but it's on his word
bonus word
okay are you coming to play with us by the way no I just wanted to come in
here and troll I'm gonna go to sleep okay good cuz I'm gonna say I don't really
like play with more than three people but I guess we could maybe no no I was
just gonna come here and say you're a bastard and I was gonna say that I'm gonna
actually I actually wrote down a Bible quote for you here we go all right
now peanut that grieves gluttony gluttony is the sin of all evil okay
Here's a quote for you. Gargling on my cock and balls until you choke and die.
Can we get a motherfucking caveman?
And the jacks?
The bird peanut at the end.
Fuck yourself. Get out of here.
I just wanted to come in and say hi.
I can start poking.
Eeeeee!
I can be high.
Good luck guys.
Good luck.
I'm gonna have motivation.
You guys are gonna do this.
I believe.
I hope I die, goodnight.
I can do it.
I killed the boss actually.
Well, wait did you check your kill list?
Yeah, it showed I killed the boss.
No, it was photoshopped, I saw her use skier.
Skier wants to have a phone call with me, I don't know why.
Oh god, skier's so fucking hot.
Hey, why did you want to talk to me?
I didn't do nothing.
Answer is call.
Alright.
Everybody for a dinner, skier.
Okay.
right he says that I asked him if I and there's a way to leave he says there's no
exit to something right okay that was that was nothing that was genuinely
nothing I thought he I thought it was a booty call and I'm a little disappointed
damn it yeah okay guys I'm not gonna lie to you I think I'm ready to give up on
the on the ice I'm good to never ever ever go there ever again I'm hold up I
I actually did just get a cash influx of 356,000 Google's so I'm actually 43,000 off of
Guys do we go back to ice maker or do we focus on other very important tasks that would lead to level four traders?
There's always time to get a level four traders
Okay, what about this? What if we do one chill viper? What if we do one chill viper? Okay grab your mp153s
We're doing a chill viper. We're doing a chill viper
Chill viper chill viper
Go back night still alive night
needs to be done when you guys were in that the guy was in my chat and he said he said I regret
this I don't know Tarkov really but I changed my name and can't change it back for 90 days
and his name was his name was night but I've been shot a lot
put it for three months
get it on get it on honestly by name to have for 90 days by name honestly I
respect him you're like I respect that man VIP that man right now that's a good
man that is a good man oh man okay time for a chill viper time for chill viper
I'm sure you want. Let's do one show Viper. One real raid and then we're back to it. One
show Viper, one real raid, then we're back to it. Okay. That sounds fine. That sounds
that sounds good to me. That sounds good to me. I shot four bullets and then died. I saw
in a 40 minute. I saw that you were in the cut corner for 35 minutes straight. I walked
Literally five feet in front of the rest of your team
What?
And we're immediately vaporized
Immediately reduced to carbon molecules, oxygen molecules, and carbon dioxide molecules
I went outside and there was just a pile of ashes
As if a UFO had floated over and beamed down upon you
Yep. Yep. That'll happen. That'll happen. Gotta be careful. I have to be so bad. All right.
We're loading it again. We're loading it again. Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in. This is me,
dude. I need you to invite me again. I'm sorry.
Oh, okay. I got you. I need to restart my game.
There you go. Hold on. I still not loaded in. Okay, now I'm loaded in.
Oh
We in
Oh Bill Razzincense breaking news. I love you peanut. Oh my god. Are days easier your humor is unmatched
And I wouldn't be where I am today without you my man
Bob I
God speed good sir God speed
He was opening Pokemon cards to get
Gigi!
That, that's propaganda, that's propaganda.
I believe it.
I believe the propaganda on purpose even though it's propaganda.
I am a North Korean citizen.
I'm putting the picture on my wall right now.
Gigi was opening Pokemon card bags.
that let's ride no I wasn't you know how badly I wanted to kill Coco last night
because you said you'd buy me Pokemon cards if I did I'll buy you Pokemon
cards if you kill Pima I'll buy you Pokemon cards plus one if you kill
I don't want to play this game with you though.
He's bad, man.
Oh shit, shit, shit.
I have my, oh my gosh, what am I doing?
Just fake, plus one, plus one, blame it off.
Oh my gosh, I was not paying attention to what we were doing.
That's fine.
I had to be so bad though.
All right, me too, me too.
So when I get a UCI because we're waiting on Genji to make a kit.
Maybe you shouldn't be holding your vlogger that long.
You're door dashing us cranberry juice
if we have a cup of tea.
Yeah, you're door dashing us pineapple juice.
If I get a UTI, buddy, this pussy is going to taste good.
What are you, a grandpa?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Oh, my god.
I had the father to 500 children.
A gig is con.
It's a maculet.
Let's ride.
Ew.
I
Locking on boys was taking out all of frustrations from the last six hours of failed icebreaker raids on these people in this rain right now
Wait who failed feel like
day came okay I didn't fail the icebreaker yeah she got out she lost yeah
D we killed Nikes I hear Tilla I hear Tilla I'm over I'm over him
pretty damn off she's off she's first floor
I
Maybe that first one
Look at peanuts a little tucked in shirt
I have a special mission for you John. Oh I have a special mission for you Genji
God, I have a special mission for you.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
I'm missing out my body.
Oh, I'm going to die.
Lock him in, God.
Lock him in.
The water's fine.
Oh, perfect.
My screen's been on my just chatting for five minutes.
Oh, there's another one!
Are we kidding?
Glad to make your acquaintance.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
Thanks to you too, as well, Mr.-
Did I look like I right where I died?
I am proved to meet you here in this unfortunate situation.
I actually sounded like he died right after I did
Well, I can tell you what I didn't kill him. I didn't kill him
I can tell you what he put his
He put his gun down my throat and fired every single bullet. Well, I killed the boss guys
Word JJ good work
Did you wait time a minute 26 excellent you PR
You know how we die to literally one of the worst bullets in that gun, too
Don't you know the shotgun I'm gonna go in
Sure do. I said I was going to bed after a rate or two. No, you're not going to that hammer. You will die here
Did you have the rain?
You're at chill fiber my ass dude chill fiber not to chill fiber. What's going on?
Five hours live with no progress peak gaming. Thank you. Thank you that guy. Fuck yeah, but think about how many how many times we were close to making progress
You want that for a second? All right
All right, because if you don't consider that then that's a problem. But if you do consider that we're actually pretty good
We're actually pretty good at this game.
Actually, if you want to get specific with it,
it's five hours with a negative progress.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You killed Knight like 40 times a night.
It's a success.
Yeah, honestly, that's a good point as well.
That's a good point as well.
You're calling a Knight when we killed Knight 40 times
a bad Knight of no progress?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Yeah, I figured that's a W. Yeah, we actually did get better. We actually never played that
bomb ever. It was your first time playing that ball.
you out of the way she died. Oh,
I got imagine. He killed us was five, six, like, what, eight, five, six? It wasn't even the eight,
five, six, a one. I don't know the difference. Eight, five, six is really bad. Eight, five, six,
6-8-1 is pretty not good.
Yeah, if I had armor, I would have lived and killed him.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I, honestly, if I didn't get royally ass fucked by him,
I probably could have almost killed him, too.
That's true. If he hadn't killed me first,
I probably wouldn't kill him.
That's a good point.
If he didn't whip it out and shove it down my throat,
I'd probably get ahead of him.
Yeah, if he hadn't been me over oil me up,
call me Sally and feed me his cock through my rectum,
I probably would have killed him.
I probably would have got him.
Oh, I hit back my exit one second.
Join it up guys, join it up, join it up.
I've been watching Piat here and there in Tarkov
and only seen him get three kills so far
and 95% he has died.
No, you wouldn't actually think this,
but that's a pretty good record.
Just saying, anyone who plays StarCop knows
that's actually a pretty good record.
That's pretty good.
Bia's not lying.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, that's actually a pretty good record.
That's a bad day, it's not a great day, oh god, a bad day.
You know what, I'm telling you guys, I think we would actually make so much money if we
just, oh there's no time to discuss the last run.
mission for you. Where's John? I need you to run down that hallway and see if you die.
Are you dead yet? Not yet. I'm feeling good pops.
All clear. All clear.
Oh
Did you hear all your life right here? We got it. We got it
We were the bad guys
Hi
You're lucky my friend sucks at this game pal. You're gonna have the same luck with us
Fuck you! Are the officers down the hallway?
He wants to knife fight you. He's a knife-
What type of knife do you have? Please betray him. He murdered me.
Did you win?
What?
speak man speak wait the guy that killed me is dead
fuck no I've got a baton pal you're out of your damn mind
now come catch this 12 gauge in your mouth
you look hungry
I'm confused because there was a guy in the window.
But there's still a guy in the window.
Did he jump out the window?
Holy shit!
Who the hell brings a gun like this with no oven?
What the-
There was a guy in the office!
Oh my god.
Fuck you sir!
Fuck you!
All right
And I'll listen up pal you make it your hot shit you make it good the big man on the block
All right, pal
But you nothing
This is your final hour
Witness me
Where's this me?
Where's this?
Where's this?
Make peace with your god motherfucker!
Because you're seeing him right now!
I got him!
We're so cr-
Can't give you a single minute
She'll say sorry to you
Say it too easy, too easy
Give the bug leader a-
I'll do it, perhaps
Don't worry, Gigi and John, I have-
Oh my god
What is everybody doing today?
They're just being absolute chunker weapons, do you see this?
These guys are loaded.
Rise.
He's just crying.
These guys are massive!
I'm outta here.
You know what they're probably doing?
What?
They're probably coming into the event to try to kill streamers like a...
a bunch of scumbag motherfuckers scum you're coming on to factory to kill
seamers you kidding me bunch of scum you think this is a game you think this is a
game do you know what I'm talking about a joke now John I need you to snap your
fingers and make finger guns after I say this the entire time while I'm walking
outside okay I'm out of here
John I have not heard one fucking snap you can't hear you can hear oh I'm
fix your mic so I can hear it
yeah I've got you you activate your mic with your voice constantly while you're
snapping okay hold on hold on hold on I'm out of here yeah he's out of here man yeah
peanut's out of there oh yeah my things are starting.
Mcdaddy7218 said night here just updating you I'm still upstairs dead keeping John in my prayers also John looks like his neighbors suspect him for every amber alert
But that's not Kermit though.
I wish I didn't read that. That was kind of mean.
But Pina's out of there.
I pray for a relationship with my neighbor so I can die.
Egg, fillet, rain, gentlemen, egg, fillet, rain.
By the way, I didn't hear a single snap.
I did not hear a single snap then I died and died.
I didn't hear a single snap either.
you better tell me honestly I was kind of
more apartment I didn't have time to let you know that guy brought the biggest
gun I've seen in a while did you see that that's me right I saw that nice
I think we should bring that to a shoreline rain kill the people going
out of the sunlight yeah yeah yeah it's kind of weird it's like almost like when
we play the game properly we like when you know felt that yeah that weird is
Hold on what do you just got me hold on what's going on around here? What's going on around here?
Jinzy is opening Pokemon cards. Oh my god
I swear to God, I swear to God if I pull up did you see my now and see nobody poking my cards
I'm sticking my cock in a glass full of water and piranhas
Can we go I'm literally putting my kit on dude look
All right, they lied they lied I'm I'm putting you I'm putting your stream away now
What they're lying. What? It
doesn't sound like them. Alright,
making my kit now. Let's see.
What do I need a helmet? A helmet.
A helmet. Do you need me to bring
you a helmet? Yes, I can also, I
can also use a helmet. Actually,
Yeah, that would be a lot of downtime right now while we're waiting in the lobby man
I wish I had like a hobby to do well. I
Was in the lobby
Don't you guys
Just thinking about hobbies I could do while waiting in the lobby
I know you were opening card packs, buddy. I know you are I just can't move it
I
Have any why do you think I guess you don't go so bad?
You do I I'm sooner believe
9-11 2.0 is happening right now than you not having a single Pokemon card back in your house
I should go check my mail
I keep dying boss. That's okay boss. I see kid by the ammo for this gun so I can't use it
What map are we going to that you business would you like to know whether boy?
I'm gonna be like you get stream sniped
Would you like to know whether boy? Would you like to know I have a perfect map for us a
Perfect map one full of riches and Splendor
I
Opening now
Ah, we got you
Oh wait, you guys can't see but I pull up the screen
She wasn't we didn't catch her we didn't get her but we were close we were close we were close we were close
All right, let's hear their voice
It's time to make some cash. It's time to make some money dollars.
Big money dollar day for us. Big money dollar day.
Oh! Mr. Islayu even finds one good man, good man. Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my what? Do I bring the stuff? Hmm. Pizzazz.
We're not going to Iceberg, right? My wife wants to know your opinion on Lentitas.
I
Have heard that I have heard that it's so weird I like mention of like oh
My girlfriend cooked food and like there'll be a whole conversation. Oh, she's got to be Latina
She's gotta be Latina. I'll be like oh my girlfriend spoke to me today. Oh, she's gotta be Latina. She's gotta be Latina
All right, let's get it there.
Are we going to iceberg?
I actually have no idea what the fuck she is.
I don't even know what I am.
Oh yeah, you're peanut.
Which actually kind of covers me.
Just think about it.
Kind of think about it.
Peanut.
What?
No, we're not.
We're not.
No, but think about that.
You know what I'm like,
I don't want to like get too deep into this
because you might get clipped and go on Twitter,
but like, you know, some people can like say and do things other people can't.
Maybe I don't know what I am.
So I'm kind of covering all my bases.
So I'm kind of covering all my bases.
Sounds like you could just say whatever you want.
I'm kind of covering all my bases.
That sounds like you could say anything you want.
That kind of sounds like I could say whatever I want.
Like Coco, he makes a bunch of Asian jokes.
Maybe I'm Asian.
We know. I heard him.
I heard him with the word you asked about earlier today.
Today, I, today am my reason, I don't know.
Uh, mm.
You got the past P.
I'm sure that gentleman is talking about.
What?
I'm not sure.
I'm not.
So what the gentleman is talking about here, the, in the, in the, in the
live comment section of the live stream and the live comment section of the
live stream I'm not sure what this gentleman is speaking about in this
comment that he has made
why the wave is you're not the rain yes I am oh you're not
you know what we need
if someone to give us the armoured pass, I got it. Granted. Thank you soldier. Thank
you. Thank you. Mame! Mame! Is he short? Pina is a fucking giant. That's why I believe
the Giants the Giants is not at all I'm like three inches taller than me inches
is a lot John six three you're not I'm nine foot six bow you saw me the
I'm bad at fusing six a bit.
I'm bad for six.
I could play for the Spurs.
If I was playing for the Spurs, they would have won.
Now let's ride.
We kill everyone the other time
Also, John, can you help me answer the question like this? You actually want to know? I've always been curious
I know this is going I don't think you do I don't think you do
Your helmet. Oh, thank you. Thank you
Okay, you know how Wimby's like eight foot five or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Why can't you just make a whole NBA team of Wimby's and then they just like play a whole other game of basketball
On top of the game that's already being played below them
he's passing each other without what the other guy's gonna do
is that allowed? I don't even know how to fucking begin to answer
well is it allowed? is it allowed or not?
this is another dude
there's like a hoop on top of a hoop what? the first time peanut
mates me he goes oh you look shorter in person
yeah she does look like she's gonna steal coins out of your pocket
I thought there was going to be a bridge I'd have to pass and pay her a toll.
She had a great part-time job collecting teeth and leaving quarters of her pillows.
Okay, what the hell?
That was her job before it'd be, Steven.
I'll be gay.
I'll be gay.
Tycoon, game, ginger.
She's going to click her heels and get me three wishes.
Oh my god.
Did you play that Roller Coaster Tycoon game, Kizzie?
Wait, guys, user is on for the ride.
Wait, actually, I did bring you a present.
I brought you that peanut reward.
Oh, peanut reward.
Do you remember the peanut trophy?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
I think I did bring you a little gift.
I see, guys.
It's, wait, that's Sadie Busy.
I just saw two of his guards run out the door.
Oh, me.
Ooh.
Ooh, me.
Hey, you guys take care of those guys.
I'm gonna go inside and kill Sadie, okay?
The two guards are outside the wall at the opposite time.
Okay, I'm gonna peek them, Jinjin, and get shot in the fucking face, okay?
T-brake!
Hey, good luck!
Oh my god.
He has a D-lock.
Hey, Sadie, but she's out there, too!
Hey, here!
Here, there, or crime.
Fucking...
I'm gonna meet my maker
Right here, they're right here
Hey, I can see the gun to the wall right here
And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna lob a grenade
I
Stupid did I tap one of them a couple of times
Are you dead? No, no, no, but shit he was he's down
All by myself
I'm gonna touch grenade you ready ready. Sorry. What the hell are you doing on this?
I
Killed him
Hey, hey, hey, that's my backpack pal. I was looted that
I'm all good over here, boys.
Good word, JJ.
Thank you.
Gotta hate his SKS, dude.
Oh, the Pito Mask!
The Pito Mask!
No way!
The what, Mask?
The Pito Mask!
The Pito Mask!
Oh, perfect for Dr. District 5.
Okay, why would you care for a bunch of other stuff on me?
What?
What the hell did you just say?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Hold on.
I want to wait and see it.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Because it was perfect for Dr. Disrespect.
Yeah, the guy was the worst of the best.
Oh, sorry.
I heard you clearly not the first time.
Thanks for reiterating.
I appreciate that.
All right, well, let's ride.
Well, 200 posts on you, buddy.
Get ready for this.
Alright, let's RIDE!
Welp, Twitter post on you, buddy.
Get ready for that, Twitter post.
Oh, my God.
You didn't hear what I said the other day when I spawned as a scab with his armor.
I said I'm not old enough to be wearing that.
I-
To the here!
To the here!
Ginger, I'm gonna damn you how funny I thought that was.
I'll just use my twitch whispers
Follow me gay follow me boy wait, but I'm not young enough
Honestly, you must do like we're gonna be fine three five twin of us. This is five
You want fuck it throw another one in
The chest cheater
Oh, that's bigger to do please. Yeah, let's make it do please. Yeah, I'm from a roll already
Who's in the middle of the woods? That's me. That's me. That's me. I'm gonna kill you
Follow me boys. Oh, let me get I
Respect the double down. Yeah, I respect the double down. I respect the double down your soldier. You're a soldier
I don't see anyone down there just yet. We might be late though. We might be late. Let's just go there. I
Don't have money for ice maker
But good ice maker. Yeah, I got a buddy bounce
I
Don't why don't we go to reserve and yeah, yes, he's one. Oh, never mind
You can search the cash this Thursday and the states over here if it's not even and I can drop you a hundred or two hundred K
Hey, do you make it?
Rizal I have I have 60
I have four sixty five.
I just want to say, thank you for your silly antics.
He is going to eat!
Hard times.
Bobby.
Bobby!
I would choose you for real, but I have to choose.
Yeah, you think we get that far?
Because I don't have the exposure.
Actually this could work.
I'm not even joking.
If we could get four hundred thousand dollars from me, I could get the twenty five hundred years on the boss.
Yeah, exactly.
We can do this
Smoking for pussies going the smoke's kind of
The only time the smoke actually went was when Jinji killed the mines
Yeah, I think it worked really well for the boss
All of me ganked all of me ganked
Wait someone's talking, someone's talking
What's he doing?
That was me
Alright
All right, let's ride and we're the cathedrals
and here I'm going to say
it was some job they really go
back to college for get more money
you can you can get money from college
because the cathedrals is there
there is there's 13,000
in this register right here
And there's a register back out here, too.
Hey John, do you bring $400,000?
Yeah.
What?
Was everybody just on this?
Uh...
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody do what you do except for me?
You trying to find anybody in that safe?
No.
There is 22k over here.
Really?
Wait John, how much money do you have specifically?
And then I can give you 100k?
Wait, wait, give me that 60, John, give me that 60.
I'm putting 100k in here for you.
Wait, wait, wait, where are you?
The ice cream check?
Yeah.
We can do this, we can do this.
I'll put it in this drawer.
You can watch, you can watch.
How much do you have?
I've got...
...well, 145 and then John's gonna give me 60.
I have 205,000 we seem to
I can just give you the money and go to bed
There's no guy just there's capitalism is got you right here. Oh like total if you want to try to jump through
I'll do it. Oh
got it I am a professional
I can only carry wallets
they're wallets
for my entire life savings
where are the people that are supposed to be here at this place?
no no it's like the one time we decided not to go
they're not here
oh that's a weird coincidence
Dr. Schuster's sister's sister
Let me take the cash registers in here.
I think this is what it seems to me, if somebody has a key.
No, you don't need a key, you just jump over.
What do you do about the keys?
Yeah, they're here.
Oh my God, my entire body is hurting.
You got that. You got that. Jesus got that.
You got that.
Remember don't put it with your other money or else you can't drop it. Oh good call 10,000. Yeah, well that was yeah
I said I remember your situation. That's how that's how I've never heard that my entire fucking life. Thank you so much
How much money we got now boys
There's hot here, can I just walk out over here?
You can jump right over this middle part right you spin the jump right in this bill right right in the in the selfless eat
Oh, yeah, oh, it's funny me. It's funny me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
This is where I perish. Why did you go directly towards the fire?
Hold on I have an idea okay all right
It's like you have to vault it you don't jump you vault
Yeah
I didn't vote.
Really?
John said, Lea, why?
Why did you go directly towards the largest fire pool in the entire store?
Who's outside?
How nice.
Can you get this?
Yes, Tina, come over here.
Okay, all right.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
We're looking at $250,000 now.
Oh, wait, wait, what about the canapagans? Does that have money in it, sir?
No.
Oh, here, I can give you more. I can give you more.
Really?
No, no, no, I want it from your $400,000.
I'm not, I have an entire black body.
I'm not making it in this exact room.
Wait, I've got $255,000.
Wait, so if I die with this money in my pockets, what happens to it?
You
I'll do a make it boys. I think we're making it. I'll do you make it boys. Don't forget your order
Hey, Josh, you want right here?
Yeah, that's all guys
I
Thought now is no time for a nap jump through the window. I'm just catching my breath
Thank you, so that loop right here
Okay
I think we can leave him.
Oh fuck!
Yep.
Bye bye lady with the John.
Bye bye lady with the John.
I've been talking out.
I've been tired as well.
No water.
Fine.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
My funny with you John. I'm a bit of a bit tucking out
You want anything to drink to eat
No, it's easy you just have to jump to the window and then you can lose
So yeah, if you click space
Looting peanut
All right, now we're cooking now we're cooking guys. I've got money. We're going back. We're going back to ice maker right here right now
Oh, you guys have a good no no no no no John. No, we're going together as your family I
Cannot get John stuff. I was laying but I'm talking we don't like the guy anyway
You don't want to spit on his body before you leave.
All right, okay, what do I need to bring?
This is my fucking- this is my fucking- this is my fucking- this is my fucking- this
Prapid dude's blowing up my dm channel. Go find your stuff. Leave me alone, dude
Yeah, but he's trying to freak out yet. You try to take you to a spin-out and freakin
For the same message for the last 30 raids. I don't get why he's double-deck thing after you go to them. Yeah
Yeah, that's awkward awkward
All right. Oh, yeah, I just a condensed milk a whole can of it. Don't worry. We get some aquamarie and we're gonna go back
As I'm not gonna lie to you if you give me okay, I don't have a buddy if you give me one more shot at the icebreaker
I'm telling you I can do it. I'm telling you I can do it
I'm sure another hundred thousand to you. I have no funny. I have no funny
But I yeah, but I'm still gonna bring you a hundred thousand. Thank you
Yeah, it's a really broke and porn stupid and ugly
Okay, was that you lay it on the ground of the gas station like a big fat pussy burning to death
Yeah, just right next to you
I was chill out. I was I was posted up money. I was posted relaxing that night
Okay, dumb and dumber I
Let's flip the script. Let's go after you. Yeah, let's kill Jimmy. Let's go. Yeah, I see
That's way easier. We're just having a good time
Monkey see monkey do oh that looks like fun. Let me do it. No, I was monkey
Whoa!
What?
Wait, what do I need to bring?
Are we- cause I kinda wanna do a 5-5-6 weapon.
Hmm...
What the fuck just happened?
I don't know, I'm confused.
What?
Um, honestly that was the funniest shit I've seen all night.
Oh yeah, I need 25- oh wait, oh wait, I still have my 2,500 euros cause I didn't lose it.
Oh nice.
But Jiji, do you even keep that weapon and bring me a 5-5-6 weapon?
Yes indeed I can.
Thank you.
Oh man, this is making up for how you started stream going.
My lady.
It was a hot start. It was a good start. It was a good start.
Oh fuck.
God, you are running this icebreaker with us one more time.
and I am you can get up after this rain right here this one right here I need
your body to take the bullets that we're supposed to go to my body all right
yeah we have a result in engine room Jinji actually wants me to play another
I will do it I'm in let's go let's freaking go John you're going in the
I'll do whatever yeah, how do we be?
Hey listen, we don't use my two hundred bunch of smokes you bring back up that's how we beat it. Yeah
Yeah, we do that same plan this time. I almost died though. That was actually really scary
So John gets to do this. Okay, so good
That way if he dies he can get a bed
Let me sell a couple goodies
all goodies
Oh
Here we go a couple blue tapes
Little bit of body little bit of body we'll talk to mr. Ragman
Diller you're doing the engine room
I'm literally in the fucking baby running. I thought opening packs
You know, it's in a CS2 game. It was opening crates
That's true guys. Honestly guys. I don't think
Did you by the way, John, did you see that that that clip of me this come?
Yeah, the one I just quoted that you did yeah, I will though, but I open packages all the time
Yes, yeah, I think you just put running down. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think that should have been bigger
I'm gonna say it. I know that was the course. That was a course
I think that book should have gone more viral.
I'm just gonna say it.
I'm just gonna say it.
In a major tournament, 1v1 against Scott himself,
me opening a pack right before I hedge on him,
defuse the bomb and win the round.
It should have been a bigger clip.
It should have been a bigger one.
You're not that guy, oh, okay.
All right, oh, okay.
Put it that way.
Okay.
You know what luck it means? Oh, yeah. Oh
That was amazing could be thank you sir. Thank you
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I'm gonna sell this shotgun. I see buddy bad
Anybody so bad. I'm desperate
All right, okay, okay
Okay
All right guys, okay, John, JG, I know we've been joking around, but we actually need to
lock in for this one.
This is genuinely, if I lose this, I have nothing.
We lose this, I'm slacking man plus the under a light streetlight for the next week, okay?
I don't want to lose this so I can take advantage of that.
Oh, good heavens.
Well, my prices are reasonable.
I will have you know, I'm not going to be appealing to you, I'm not going to give you
a family discount.
Come on, we're friends.
I don't think I don't think the rocket launcher does this Yeager that sells it
you you what are you trying to rocket launcher the people in the engine room you can kill most of
them if you use the rocket launcher but I don't have it unlocked so much so there's a lot of viewers
are dead under 18. No they're not. It's actually exactly 1%. I don't know if I showed you that
by the way before guys. You know there's only 1% exactly 1. We're all old here and full of mold.
We're all old here and full of mold. And I don't have it unlocked.
Use the rocket launcher. Yeah. Yeah, no, thanks chief that I I've used the rocket launch and probably collectively 20 times and have killed
Myself through the back blast probably 15 of those 20 times
Okay, what are you to bring to eat I
Know I'm asking this question like five times
Oh, we can buy it off of the flea
Okay, I have a
I can't get I'm in I'm bringing two rocket launchers. They cost me
Big digi are you sure you're not gonna die for the back blast
Okay, all right as long as John died for the back blast it's fine. All right, yeah, exactly and that's
All right, let's ride.
You have heels?
Me?
No, Peanut, because I'm going to-
I've got heels, I've got heels, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good to go.
So I don't have to bring anything with heels
and food and water and money, right?
Heels, food and water and money, yeah.
Okay.
The fuck you shelf will ever say that.
John is the go John that was no time for a nap I don't know why he took a nap in
that gas station we were on the move oh my god wait John you're coming in stock
something happened to Genji she found something out that didn't please her we
What happened? I don't know what you say the rockets are and then she muted
You know I made the Yoda over 40 fucking dollars, and I still fucking do it
Remember having the talk when TTS was 200 beds, and you're like hey, man my entire screams
I
Yeah, $40 $40 $40 pal grenades dude $40 that was 40 fucking dollars
Stop doing it. I made it that price for a reason everything else on that tire list is reasonably priced
Hmm
That's 40 dollars in his bed
Okay, we'll scratch that we are we're gonna return when bringing a rocket launcher, but I do it rock a lot just box
Um, they are all empty. They're all at wait you bought rock a lot. She's not the fee. They were empty
No way. No way. Look at that. Look at that. All right. Hop on in, Jay-J. It's time to ride.
I got to make your gun. I'm sorry. I'm a little slow.
I
Why are you laughing at you and I'd
When we just got our goals fucked in factory. Yeah, the guy came into the room and you go, oh
I wanted to welcome our esteemed guest I
I'm I'm very cordial. I'm very cordial
You could have saved me. So why couldn't?
No, I couldn't
That guy was two cock legs away from my face with a fully automatic
556 weapon. Well, I had my AFAC out
Who cock legs? Yes, not he was not four inches from you. He was much farther. All right fine five cock legs
I told you I had to build your guns sir. Oh
We
Wait
Why is it all kid, please?
Hey single I single full kit, please that's it. I'm gonna keep practicing for cause
I'm gonna tell you you won't be so you always oh good. No you wouldn't you wouldn't do that
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna play every single day. Oh my
No, you're crazy girl. You're crazy Susan
Susan you're crazy Susan you're crazy get off the table. You're crazy
Susan you're crazy. Oh my god Susan. You already had to do my cause you're crazy
Crazy are you texting your ex? Oh my god, you're crazy
Did you better get this damn rain I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God
There we go. All right. There we go. All right now we ride now we ride
I'm sorry, I was opening Pokemon. Thanks. Actually, I was just reading a chat. That's
it. Did you somebody bugging on card packs? Go look. No, I'm not. Yeah. Okay, buddy. We
believe you. We believe you. We believe you. This is going to be a good one. I can already
feel it. You got you guys have that energy. You guys get you guys get you guys get that
that feeling that feeling right now I I believe that this raid is the raid this
no no you know John is laying down his life so we can succeed that's right
that's right and I don't want to hear no I don't care if there is two seconds on
on the board. I'm going until the bus. I'm going until the I'm going until the bow. I
will kill that motherfucker. I will kill Mr. Wedgie. Right now. We get the last part of
that word you just said?
Right now?
No, before that.
Tonight?
Yeah.
Now let's ride!
I'm sorry.
Send him to you.
No way, no way, no way, no way.
Why?
I'm not ashamed.
What?
He plays his keyboard once a week because the whole thing fills up a drool.
It's all sticky.
It's all sticky.
He's smashing his keyboard with open palms and the keys are sticking to his head.
The keyboard are sticking.
You might as well just say it now.
You look like that might be true.
Now let's ride.
You just made a lot of assumptions on that, like my neighbor.
Well, I don't think I can do this bomb.
I'm not gonna be able to do this.
I'm gonna do this right here.
I'm not gonna be able to do this right here.
peepers on that red slide boys. Hey Frosty.
Jiji, loaded question.
If you got a pack that was sealed in a PSA
slab, could you open it and look it back?
Only if the person who gave it to me wanted me to.
Okay.
Gigi question, you got a pack that was stanky, you put it in dive bags and run the streets?
How does that even mean? Stanky pack?
What? That's Stanky pack, that kilo. Oh my god, that's awesome. Someone has extra money.
What about 360 for some reason, okay, okay, I touch a buddy. I'm all like
142,000 you've got your entire network. I'm taking I'm taking to do is not yours
So noble Rob that lady
Rob that lady right now Robert
I see a guy, I see a guy, there's an early guy camping.
I've started it.
You have 18 seconds.
Oh, well, I give up.
Unless that was you that shot me, did you shoot me?
No.
I give up. God, there's a guy stabbing us.
There's a guy stabbing us.
God, God, God, God.
What is that gun, John?
What are you talking about?
Let me please do the trick.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Woo.
All right.
That was a close call.
Four real Jesus time.
I know I've said that five times tonight,
but four real Jesus this time.
Also, John, apparently, the glicky ribs apart
are supposed to be.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
The leg.
Oh, wait.
John definitely starts in the middle with eating a sub
sandwich.
Does he do that with the hot dog, too?
No, I don't think my friends are gonna love us.
God bless you, God bless you.
God bless you.
God bless.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're so fucking bad.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Very good wife one day.
This is for real time, boys.
This is real time.
We're getting down to business this time.
That's the guy we're killing right down the screen.
We are killing this motherfucker this way.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
God, I cannot wait for you to die.
I'm looking forward to doing almost as much as I am kill the boss.
Yeah, wait, but he can't die.
Like he needs to wait until the engine room.
That's true. Don't die until the engine room.
So you need to stay behind us.
Okay, I will die later till night.
Die later, die later.
I like playing this game so everyone's chance can tell me how bad I am.
That's me, I get the same thing over here.
You didn't tell us at all.
You would think just from the night that I'm the worst player, a piece of crap, can't shoot a shot, an idiot's terrible, suck at the game, can't accomplish anything.
That's just the things I said to myself in the mirror before I started streaming.
And then I started streaming.
And then I started streaming.
Okay, don't get in the way, move back, John.
Where's Knight?
He hit my head in his ass.
Again, Knight.
I don't know.
So, where's running?
Okay, I'm watching.
Oh, my.
I was gonna shoot you if I did I'm watch out one time back it up back it up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I said
By the way, I
Got died I
Just killed night guys. We have to find night. Yeah, kill him first. He's very good
I said
He would all the other side of the wall across the day
And they're pushing me cable either pushing I'm in the room. I'm in this room over here
You should the room right front of you kill him kill him
Oh my god, Genji there's 17
Oh my goodness, I wasn't lying. I think I killed one.
I'm moving towards the room to the right. I'm going around. I'm going around. I'm in the
like the middle area, the medical stuff. We're not in there yet. The other one's coughing up.
I'm going behind him. I'm coming to the rear. I'm coming to the rear. Okay.
I think that's you across from me.
I'm on the complete obvious side. I'm going to shoot a shot. Ready?
Yeah, I see you. I can see your light. I'm gonna peek this out of your sight. Don't shoot me, don't shoot me.
Put it down. Oh, good. Oh, good. We're good. We're good.
Ooh, good intense. Good intense. This is gonna be more in there though. That's not all of them.
Couple of browns. Got night. Nice job. Good work. Good work.
Oh, there's another one. Where?
I see him. He has a shotgun.
Got him!
Back in a quick magazine, quick magazine.
Guys, I'm telling you, I feel good about this one. I think this is the one. I think this is our moment.
Ah, Jinx doesn't exist. Crazy ladies with moon rocks made that up. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, which is from back in the day the 1600s they came up with that term
Makes sense now
I'm up this guy
You got the key yeah, I got the key. Oh you got this music
I
See me move downstairs
What type of gun is that? Oh, they have these super. Oh
This is a nice guy this guy's got it's got a fully built out. Oh, he's got MPV as well score. Oh
We use a poo-bambo
Fine moment a little search a little search here
All right, log move.
You guys ready?
Yes, indeed, boss.
Oh, this guy has another fully built-out gun.
Oh, these are fully operable guns right here.
Oh, nice.
What the heck?
I know.
He's a cool, oh, he's also got a boot ammo.
Is it good ammo though?
No, it's BS, it's BS.
Oh, shit.
Oh, and intelligence, this guy didn't tell us
his foot in his backpack.
Oh my God.
What?
Score!
Oh, nice.
Peanut, what's up, boss?
Don't turn around, I'm handling something.
I said...
Did you loot him? Oh, he's been fucking him.
I just been fucking him. Okay, let me check, let me check.
Let me check, let me check.
Let me check, let me check.
How much intelligence will this go on for right now?
Does he mean no?
I think like 230 or 270, it's one of the two.
That's more than a half of a whole ice maker run right there. It's we had it we had it be bitty
That's a whole ice maker run itself right there
score
We got a start moving I got 15
Good good that is good that is
What was this I put food on the ground for you. Oh, I'm gonna die soon. You can pick that up
No, I need you to eat because we need you for the fat yeah before the for the sacrifice
I just wore the fucking pork in.
Very much.
Fuckin'.
Oh!
Could you clear it?
Oh my god! Got him!
Oh my god! I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied.
I saw that you died.
I lied, I lied, I lied.
Oh my god.
Woo!
A little frisky down here.
The locals get a little restless.
Yeah, they do something, something, something.
Wait, soup of water.
There's so much stuff in condensed milk here.
Yeah, they told me that they shot some soup of water.
I don't know.
Is it really soup of water?
I have no idea where it's at.
Oh, a sausage!
Mmm.
What's that done?
Got a lot of water there.
Break up, we're gonna need you plumb.
We're gonna need you plumb for the sacrifice.
Oh.
Why'd you bring that helmet and then have it up?
You got an apartment in front of me while I was parched!
I'm on the move on the move. Oh
your parts I was that it's always clear. I got you. Sit here. This is me coming back in
Thank you, thank you. I follow you guys
There's gonna be more in there
We'll clear we'll clear
Oh good job good job, good job, but
I'll clear I'll clear all all hot styles down
Which oh, I'll take it. I'll take that do some time do some time
All right, let us proceed.
As I'm telling you, we are making record time.
We have 41 and a half minutes or more to get the thing.
The cut scene.
We're cooking.
We are cooking.
We got more time for taking around, John.
A little celebratory clicky.
Okay, push the button.
This is the one.
Bitch is the one.
You bitch is that?
I sacrificed my own life for the back of the town.
This shit, this is the one.
I see you lock it right here. I see you what we're not even a second by starting in the room
We're gonna kill them all real fast too fast
You wouldn't even touch dog. Oh
I'm willing to be there's a fat bitch in front of me. Hold on fat bitch alert. There we go
I'm stacking I'm stacking right now boys
We're kind of getting rich
All right, follow me, gang.
Good job, good job.
Here we go through here.
Here we go through yonder.
Oh yeah, here we go, here we go, here we go.
All right.
We're sitting yod down first.
I think that's the most safe thing for the team.
I have one.
John, do you see how I do that in the trick?
trick or no there we go all the way down to the bottom and throw one smoke and
then come up not really this is you could try it you could try it
uh wait oh wait wait we try is this you it's on look at me look at me look at me
what you want to do is you want to go down to the first one and you see that
red light right there as soon as you touch that red light they all start
coming so you run out there touch with light boom
lightning fast run back up these days get the door
I bless his soul.
Here goes my hero.
Watch him as he goes.
All right, good luck in there, John.
Good luck in there.
Wait, I should have just pushed me open.
Come on, guys, come on, you bad guys.
He's bringing it on.
He don't got it.
I feel so alive.
Thank you to my boy
Don't worry, John. We will revenge you in the sector. I'm not feeling so good Bob. Don't worry, John. We will revenge you
What's going up, what's going up? Oh my god, what the fuck?
What's going up, what's going up?
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Quick mag back, quick mag back, quick mag back.
Water. Does she work?
It's hard to keep him on this side.
I'm so sorry, John.
I should have given you more smokes to put down.
More?
He will remember you.
You guys just live this raid.
Hold on.
Stay short, report any movement.
Start with gun.
We're at site.
I'm body going, I don't know.
Oh.
Oh my god
I'm missing my internal organs, so I'm gonna go ahead and fix that. I'm gonna go ahead and fix that
I'm gonna come over to you and see if I can shoot him. Sounds good sounds good. You have like a better peeking area
I
Little bit of healing a little bit of healing a little bit of healing
There's skin of our power
That's right you run
You run
Oh shit you keep us
He didn't oh they're so fast
Let's go up look around who's that in mind? I don't think they ever come up
So they do they do
Oh, they're so- they're too quick!
They're so nimble.
Oh shit, get that man wet.
Oh.
Wait, oh, I know there's at least four left.
I know there's at least four left.
I- I know there's like two- maybe three.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
no you don't these guys lie I'm right into the room right now why don't you
see where there are ads
Oh shit, my leg is gone.
I
Don't want going those guys everybody got
Target on 12
Stay down oh my oh my whoa
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I use like two more two more two more two more
Now what
Shut up what maybe I don't know that that guy should be dead, but the one on the top. Yeah. Oh, thank God, okay
I'm missing my internal organs again
there like you do like you do down below on the right side like my side I'm
kind of out of commission my guy is the big battle's best got right now so give
me a quick second second here I'm gonna watch the rest of this raid for my bed
Think about me think about me while you're in bed. I'm gonna hold on
Are you winning son?
I killed one on the other side like your side
There's one more I think. That's much as much. What was that healing?
Yeah, I saw him. Wait, you check. Back right corner. Oh, yeah, I see him, I see him, I see him, I got this, I got this, stay back!
Oh, Jesus, I can't get a shot.
Wait, did I just I killed him?
Oh, I hear one more.
I hear one more.
Oh, there's one more at the bottom.
It could be it could be yeah, I
Hmm, I
know I
Think it's in the back room. We got you doing so good on time. Oh my god. We have 31 minutes. All right
Okay
Have a good show before I do
It's a beer ice beer voice.
First voice clear?
I'm taking it for 5 out of 6.
You'll be messed on.
In the arms of the angels.
Oh my gosh, you didn't tell me you were using H55, John!
Oh!
Good disgraces!
Good disgraces, good disgraces!
Alright, okay!
All right, okay, I see more five by six. I'm going to the top
I think we should clear this out first. It's like there's one more guy. Oh my god, they're rich. Oh
He's good, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh my goodness these gracious
I
How am I doing oh it is completely zero
What's we'd like what is he should have some armor
I'm switching my armor out right now
Oh crap the CBJ
Yeah, I got some level five over here. I'm good. I'm good.
We go, we go, we go.
I'm gonna go.
Let's ride.
Up to city AKS.
No, this is a cool AKS.
What you doing? What you doing?
Yes.
So take some blood, so take, wait, hold on, wait, wait.
Let me take this and that and then we'll take this.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
Does you, hold on.
Keep it up, I'll be keeping top.
Sorry about that, boss.
That's okay, boss, that's okay, boss.
You got a master, no?
The gas mask, no, I don't have one else.
Okay, I guess there is only one. We'll have to get another just in case if they throw it at us.
This is ME 5-6-A-5-A-1.
Oh, this is ME 5-6-A-1. It's ME 5-6-A-1.
All right, here we go to a little bit organized, a little bit organized, a little bit organized.
Can't you just arm the guys? I don't know!
No!
You can, but they can throw it at you too apparently.
Oh...
Oh...
I could be completely wrong about that, I have no idea.
Is this what it would be if I just did what-
Like, that one's-
Okay.
Fuck my ass.
I don't know what I'm gonna do out here.
Alright, okay.
I
Was it okay? I'm just gonna pack this last bag and then I'm gonna go all right. Okay. Okay. I
Hope so again. How much time again? How much I've got?
27 minutes
Yes
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Hey, Chad, do you guys know where the blowtorch is?
I drive!
Oh, oh.
Is it where the bus runs right now?
What blowtorch?
There's a blowtorch to open where the captain is or something.
Oh.
The captain?
I'm up again.
Pitch and bot.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm up, I'm up.
I know.
It's like at the very top that you have to open.
See if I see one, see if I see one.
And then you drop down.
Stay up and do it.
I've only done it one time, so I just...
I'll be in a quick stack of a bit famous.
Let me see where I can...
I'm dropping my stuff.
All right.
Oh, I see you're gonna do this.
Yes. Oh, no.
I'm peeping up, peeping.
Okay.
Oh, there should be five, right? Cause there's three of us?
The four to five.
I have killed out of them
the
the
You did not break the lights.
You're really bright.
Got one?
Ouch.
Oh my god!
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
This is some serious business.
This is some serious business.
I
What what
One two down one nice we got
That's already dead double down
Is that all
They're on the move
Look a stampede a buffalo
I think we already killed the ones up top the ones below were peeking me
I'm only seeing three dead up top the whole ones below can't come up. Okay, okay?
We see I'm always in three dad
I
You killed two or three I killed one the other way I see for that I see for that
Okay, so trust that it could be anywhere from four to five up top. I'm good. I'm good left I
See the one over there
I
First phase clear
This guy's some quad nods
Nice
Those bad boys. Oh, he's got some every five of them. What as well. Oh
And now we'll cook it down. We'll cook it
So gas mask like a bottle
These guys don't have them
Who's got it?
Maybe the guy's down below
Come on
for baby for baby
Her baby
Get a little bit of ammunition, and then we'll end up pushed out there. We got good time. We got good time
It's got to take it. We got to take it so we got to take it so
Believe me back back up here as well
I got a couple goodies there is loot there. I don't know if you want to do that. Oh, well, I'm sorry
I'll kill all these guys. I'll come back. Yeah
Oh, that right there, that right there.
That right there, that right there, that right here.
Done.
There we are.
Oh, we gotta pack our bags.
All right, have you killed any of them down below?
No.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Okay, guys, how many is there with three people again?
down there they said it could be like 10 10 oh no hey 10 10 10 is it true is it
true I'm getting where they can go it can be up to 16 oh my what's the two six
or seven that's not what they're saying
fucking they got me trouble yep on a stack jet that's you just gotta be running
the fate on us on phone them the person that pushed me get up
come back come back
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Okay.
Oh my god.
FUCK!
No!
NO!
Why would my fat bitch character move?
Are you not-
Why weren't you roofing?
I don't know!
I- I- My guy was 500 fucking pounds!
I pressed the sprint button and he just stopped there!
Uh...
Oh-
NOOOO!
Oh my god.
My head.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
You've been doing it for seven hours!
Kill me, kill me right now.
Kill me literally right now.
In the game of course, kill me right now.
Yep, excellent raid, excellent raid.
You got this, Iggy, you got this.
Show me who the boss is, show him who the boss is.
I can't believe that oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm flashing I'm
flashing I'm flashing I may never get hard again I I I'm impotent I've impotent
I'm scared. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, that's not good. I should have peeked from that
Oh
Firing rope dead-ass on a stack. Oh, you got that right yet. Oh my goodness dead-ass on a stack yet
Keep it for real, 100p, hard my block.
Oh, there's us on the big screen!
Ah!
We're just hanging around.
We're just hanging around.
What?
Have you tried not dying?
Thanks, Bice.
I'll keep that in mind for next time.
All right, then, I'll jot that down here.
I appreciate that.
Thanks for being such a goop.
As I'm not gonna lie to you, I kinda hope Genji dies.
I kinda hope Genji dies, that way we are the first to kill the boss, loot him, and leave
with the captain's group as well.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That guy's posted I'm chillin'.
She's locked in.
He's not dead.
Who's dumb corpse is that in the middle there?
Know what happened?
John, I died!
I died!
My character forgot to take a Pacific this morning
and I tried to sprint and he genuinely moved a mile.
Millennium.
Am I still a Dello?
No, my teammate's right there.
He'll be back any time now.
He's got a little sleepy.
I'm just napping.
I just napped it.
He's just taking a nap.
You're a terrible Oord, Oord.
I hear more.
Thank you, Zach.
Y988N.
I hope your father comes back in your life.
You want to say something nice about you?
Say something mean about me?
I say something nice about you.
Kill him with kindness.
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself, Zach eight nine Y whatever the shit. Fuck you
Threat sighted huh
Fuck you Zach little pussy. Thank you, John. Thank you John. Thank you. Thank you scream penis for five
I
Really John yes, you do it
Where's my five kids oh, he's right there where's my five kids?
Thank you John. Thank you good sir. Thanks you good chair
You're a man of your word, John, you're a man of your word.
You're a man of your word, Mr. John, you're a good man.
You are a good man.
Oh, Mr. Whiz with my boy.
Hey, how you doing, my boy?
You're the vice of one good man, good man, and Mr. Tui, Mr. Chaos, what's the vice of
one good man, good man?
Thank you, my boy.
This is the reason for what?
Mmm, go on a diet.
Go to hell.
Go straight to hell.
Don't collect $200.
Mmm.
Have you had one raid where you haven't died since the first raid?
No, pal.
No, buddy.
There's some.
All right, nothing to move for you crap.
Nothing to move for you crap.
All right, pal, nothing to move for you crap.
Ooh!
Oh my gosh, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god, are they all coming?
I hate the flashes.
Oh, Mr. Chewie Bob over the finish point.
Good man, good, I'm bad!
I'm bad, I'm bad!
Thanks, Mr. Chewy, P.J. to my boy.
You impressed my skill, pretty nice.
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
Pretty good, I've actually almost completed this map
and I've only been doing it for seven hours.
That'll even pass.
Thanks to you, my boy.
Hey, Mr. Trappable, my good boy, good man, good, uh, man.
Oh.
Jinzy, night's behind you.
There's no way they're trying to blind me right now.
That's last week, you go off.
Are they setting up gas traps?
So I wait for breakfast in two hours to purge my bowels with McDonald's or just go now.
That's the question.
That's the question of time.
That is the question of time.
Oh!
The question is all the time.
The gas.
Oh my gosh.
This is fun.
Dude, what?
She's really doing it.
She's doing it, she's doing it!
Okay.
Let's last.
I
Tell it again peanut. No, she's focusing. She's focusing body. She's focusing
She's focusing
Once and learn
Bonnie said the same thing to your mom last night when she was sitting in the wooden chair in the corner
I was fucking your dad to Shakespeare's Moonlight Sonata
Interesting what a small world
She's carrying your team. She is the team you dumb bitch! I'm dead!
Are all peanuts this bad at Tarkov or is it just the vert ones? You didn't even smell
peanut correctly. You didn't even smell peanut correctly, sir. Alright? Okay? You have the
the mental aptitude of a broken light bulb.
I need to pack this mag before I go to the ball.
Dang it!
Dang it!
Ah!
I didn't get it that time.
Didn't get it that time, boys.
and
oh shit
I want to go, I want to go.
Ooooooh, I want to go!
What's
This guy won't die.
Finally, oh my god.
Oh my god.
The final part, boys.
The final part.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
The final part boys, the final part. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Let it cook, let it cook. We eat minutes. Oh, good. It's delicious. Good. It's delicious.
I do need my bag and then if I'm too heavy I can just use a a meal that I have at eight minutes.
Oops. Wrong button.
They got me.
I shouldn't have peeked at it. I should have not peeked at it.
Oh my god. He lied. He lied.
I should. I knew I should have smoked it.
I should have smoked it because if I would have smoked it,
he would have been dead because he can't see through the smoke.
No way.
He pumped it. He pumped it there.
You did great out there.
You did great out there, Jiji.
I should have smoked it, peanuts.
I got one tap in the head.
I don't even blame you, Jiji.
He pumped. Thank you.
He said, oh, he got me.
And he was most certainly not gone.
I honestly thought I killed him and that there was another one and then just...
I... I didn't read that correctly.
Well, don't worry Genji, tonight we made no progress and never completed Icebreaker.
So that's something we can be proud of.
Yep.
That's something that we can be proud of.
Mm-hmm. Oh, exciting. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo! Yee-haw!
All right, I'm good enough. I'm good enough. I'm not just bad enough. Okay.
I've been just bad enough. I've been having my ass pounded for seven hours straight.
Perfect. What a sweet drink. What a sweet delight.
I was hoping that we just could complete it but one time, but just one me a time
One ava one of these days. I have will come and play with us and
He'll come like help us complete it. What we need is not a professional
What we need is three
morons that we can sacrifice to them like lamb while we kill the only three players. Oh, yeah
That's why we could bring Will and he could just help us get through it.
Or I could go without you and bring Cocoa and John and just throw him out of my Pokemon.
Or that.
By the time they die, I'm probably something about to go through there.
I mean.
Though I don't think Cocoa wants to go there anymore.
Hmm
Dude, he doesn't even know how to play the game and you keep throwing him at the fucking fire
That's how you learned this game. Did he that's how you learned
All right, I don't think he's having fun playing it. He's having fun. He's having fun. He's having fun
All right. Good night, Judy. Good night. All right, gang
Get up
I'm getting up.
Oh, Mr. Mole Man, I missed you.
You're more than once.
Good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
It's early.
It's regular stream anytime.
What are you talking about?
That's exactly stream anytime for a reason.
That's crazy.
What is this, is that?
Mm.
You think my hell let loose?
I've never played it.
I've never played it,
I've heard a lot of stuff, nothing coming out of something.
I might give it a shot.
I give it a big peep, her chance, her maybe.
Good night everyone.
Good night gang, have a good night now.
Good night everyone, good night gang, have a good one.
Good night boys, rest up now, rest easy now gang.
Rest easy now boys, rest up now boys, have a good night.
Good night everyone, good night gang.
Have a good night now, good night gang.
Good night, good night everyone.
Have a good night, good night gang.
Have a good night now, good night.
Good, good night.
Good night everyone, have a good night now, good night gang.
Have a good one, good night now, good night everybody.
Rest up now, rest easy now gang, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Also, I forgot to mention,
but I'm going to do some GTA RP soon
with Mr. Hodge.
I forgot to say that.
Ootie pootie, forgot to say that. Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night! Good night!
Get out!
Get out!
I'm gonna go-