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TARKOBUNGUS | TARKOV HOSPITALITY EVENT | JOHN X GINGY | FREAK BOB FRIDAY | #FartInMyMouth #BUNGULATE
06-06-2026 · 8h 30m
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oh another beautiful day gentlemen another beautiful day a beautiful day I'm
cheers I'm cheers good sir cheers boys cheers let me tell you boys let me tell
you something let me tell you something boys beautiful day how are you boys doing
tonight. How are you boys tonight? My days are immaculate. Let me tell you. Oh, oh my
goodness. Top two days of the week. Describe the beat. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good
how are you? I'm doing good. I had some support. They talk goes today. Usually I don't get
to put late. I think that it tastes like must. I think it tastes like throw up. But let me
tell you the tacos are banging. The tacos are banging. The steak is immaculate. The guacamole
It cannot be beat.
The case to itself is probably top three cases I know of.
Immaculate, immaculate.
Taco Bell, that's for when I'm trying to clear
my bowels out, but it's also decent.
It's also decent.
Do you sponsor it?
No, no, no, no.
I don't think support me would ever sponsor us.
All right, pal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Voice breaking up.
Oh, no.
Wait, is my mic gone?
Is my mic weird?
Oh.
Okay, all you fuckers are just gonna say you're muted anyways.
I can't even ask you questions like that.
You fuckers are just gonna say you're muted.
Fuck all of you, fuck all of you.
I'm just gonna assume that it's working fine.
Fuck all of you.
Ah, mmmmm...
I- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm muted, I'm your old fuckers up!
Now listen, gentlemen, listen, boys.
It sounds low.
Guys, be so for real!
Is it fine? Is the mic fine?
Is it regular?
Because we can't move to the next part,
unless I know for certain it's regular.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
I now listen up boys
Give if you will take a peep at the top right of the screen you will see
that I have two
Million rubles two million rubles and you may ask peanut. How is that possible?
You literally had zero when we got off last night literally zero two things number one
I know I did that thing where I sold something for $400,000 on the flea market and then John bought it
I will never do that again. I've decided even though it's pretty cool and it gets us money fast
I never do it again. I want to do this tried and true. I want to do this through as the ocean's blue only only
only our efforts. No cheese thing, no cheese thing. And that is from one run of the ice
breaker today. I read it offline. I'm telling you, gentlemen, I'm telling you, I, I, I,
I have perfected it. I have perfected the ice breaker. It is like second nature. I know
the ins and the outs of that ship, like the back of my cock. I can kill that entire team
of the Black Division without, with my eyes closed,
with a blindfold over my eyes.
I can do it.
Yes, no, yes, I can, yes, I can, yes, I can,
but that's not even the plan tonight.
Let me fill you in, boys,
because even if we wanted to do that,
we couldn't do that right now.
Let me fill you in on the plan, boys.
Let me fill you on the plan.
Listen closely.
oh my god peanut that's the coolest animation you've ever seen I know guys I
know why would you guys even say that I I mean I was just trying to tell you guys
what's going on of them peanut that's the coolest animation peanut you're the
coolest wow that animation is the best I've ever seen in my entire life oh my
god that's the coolest thing ever guys guys I know guys guys so loud guys guys
Everybody relax. Everyone relax. Everyone relax. It's quite simple gentlemen. This is a three-step operation a three-step operation step one
The talk of hospitality as many of you may already know
Escape from talk of posted on the Twitter today that there is a new event
I'm not gonna lie to you. I read the tweet four times
still have no fucking idea what it is, but I know it has something to do with
really hard guys, us,
presume, on three different maps, on three different maps, on three different
maps, that is step one of the plan. Now step two, I, when doing the icebreaker
today offline I would have been able to triple my money if I had backpacks of
much larger proportion I have the smallest ones and no means of acquiring
large ones so step two of the plan is to go down to the docks with the rocket
launcher and when someone tries to go to icebreaker we point the rocket launcher
around them and we blow them, I haven't. We eviscerate them where they stand. We
eviscerate them where they stand and step three kill the wedge. Even offline I
was not able to do so. Even off stream I was still not able to do so. He tied my
man pussy into a double knot. I still wasn't able to do it. I have never killed
the wedge we must kill the wedge tonight that is the plan that is the plan oh my god peanut
is there gonna be a cool animation for when the the signs leave as well oh good guys i would even
ask that um yeah yeah hey look oh my god ah good question sir good question good question good
question. Ah, great questions there. Great questions. Oh, fantastic question. Another
great question. You guys are full of great questions all the time. That was a great question.
That was a great question right there. That was a fantastic question. Oh, oh, bring it
back. Oh, perhaps sound me. Oh, oh, take a look at that. Oh, oh, Peter. Oh, that's the
best animation I've ever seen. Oh, Peter, you are so sexy. Oh, Peter, have my kids off.
Guys, guys, really, it's just a simple animation,
no worries.
Boys over at Peanut Production whims it up.
You know how we do over here, boys?
The boys are the loudest.
I got them working overtime just for you.
It's for you, my boys, it's for you!
No extract camping.
It's not an extract, it's a,
it's an intract.
I don't know, but it's not, I,
I need this.
I NEED THESE LARGE BACKPACKS WERE DOING IT!
Now let me get my crew.
Let me assemble my crew for this...
Toobie's plan.
Mr. Don!
Yes, sir!
How are you on this fine night, good sir?
Mr. Don?
He muted immediately. He muted immediately?
Yes, I did. Get fucked.
Okay, all right fantastic. I'm great on this night. How are you sir? Oh fantastic fantastic
Fantastic, I just went over the plan with the team dude. They cook that up quick and it looked fucking awesome
Was that cool? Yeah, was that cool? I was I was thinking like maybe maybe canva or something
they're better than
me to production. They go on
the plate. It goes hard.
Alright, let me get a kick
together. By the way, we'll
actually, we'll first. First,
let me. First, hold on a
minute. Give me one quick
second, Mr. John. Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Mr.
You may even Mr. Captain
and Mr. Travis was good
man. Good. I'm bad.
And Mr. Mima, and Mr. Captain, and Mr. Wolfstein, and Mr. Easy-Peasy, and Mr. Boyz, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy. Sounds due in the announcement, so now my cruel new animation, please forgive me.
Thank you, my boyz. Thanks for reporting the stream, gentlemen. It means a lot, truly.
Thank you, my boyz.
Uh, oh, so your brother? Well, yes, my brother leaves the peanut production, but there are other members!
There are other members!
Now, time to investigate.
John, I think what the first step of the plan should be, since it's talk of hospitality
event, is I'm going to bring up the tweet and see if we can decipher it together, because
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I don't know how to read, so I got to, that's a great talk.
Yeah, that's going to be a problem.
Oh, listen, how about we take turns, I'll read the first word and you read the second
word.
Oh.
And then we'll put the rest of the words into chat, gbt, chat gbt, and chat gbt, yeah.
this in a picture book and then yeah we'll have it we'll ask
you to be dealing slated to us in big sis. Perfect. I hear it is
late. It's called it says the in game event Tarkov
hospitality is live in escape from Tarkov. Summer has arrived
in Tarkov and things are already heating up motivated by the
success of the new arena season. Ref is eager to secure new
places to hold fights at his men have been spotted on short
and even the nature reserve, which I checked the comments on, apparently that means woods, what?
Jager refuses to stand by and watch this happen and is determined to fight back.
The contribution of PMCs in this conflict will determine which locations become available for arena fights first.
You can take part and influence the outcome in both PvP and PvE zones.
The max number of player scabs on SoLine custom and woods have been temporarily reduced, thank God.
Thank God that's that's where like 75% of stream timing comes from to the event will end June 12. So seven days seven days.
I would show I don't know what this means like where the hell are they on those maps. What's there. How many are there. Is it a new boss.
They do.
Oh, boss.
How much do we influence? What does that mean?
It's just so many questions.
Does anybody even know where to go on these maps?
Honestly, I kind of want to use shoreline first. You know what I mean?
Wait, I see what you're doing. Woods? Don't deviate.
Wait, apparently they're on dorms, on customs. Boys, where are they at on shoreline?
Over yard there. Woods is the med camp. Oh, gotcha. Woods is the med camp. I know that.
I know that. Wait, no, wait. Is that, are they talking about Fob or Usak?
Which are you guys talking about? Bob or you Zach?
Bob, Bob, Bob, oh my god.
And then, what about shoreline?
Farm for shoreline.
Oh, oh that's easy.
I see it.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right, all right, okay.
Are you picked, John?
What should I do first?
Um
Maybe make sure to accept your guardian of nature quest
Okay, any information of revs plan in the evercom camp on woods. I guess we've been a killable
Yeah, yeah
Let me get a nice kid on I'm gonna get an edge on 25
I'm just going to take a little frisky with the locals.
Hmm.
Grab one of these and one of these like,
dude I need a good SR 25 build.
I have a couple of them.
I have not been building them at all.
I've been stealing off of people that I deal.
I'm going to build a really bad one.
Perfect. Good thinking. Good thinking.
That way we can die.
Genius, Genius, Genius, Genius.
I use the voodoo on it. That sounds good. Oh the voodoo is fantastic.
Yeah, I'm gonna wear yeah, I'm going I'm going level four so I don't fight mom. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do like medium stuff
Okay
We'll get some magazines. Here we go
All right, ready to mine, that's right
I
Nick's or I'm
I told you it's already into spurs
They've got that skyscraper of a man. Those guys are winning those guys are winning 100%
He's just gonna walk it over and put it in like he's grabbing something off of self and target putting his something caught
What?
Mmm.
Peter, my wife is currently in labor and watching.
You give her some advice.
Squish, lady.
Squish.
Pinch it off.
Pinch it off, ma'am.
Mmm.
Oh, wait.
I need heels.
I have a dirty garbage.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I
Can't have a dark dirty garbage now, can't we? Oh, that's right
I found out after like a week of playing that I have all these boxes where stuff goes and I've
Actually happened to have any inventory issues in the time-time
So I'm looking pretty good tonight, boss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of shit if I need it
I can start selling these scab drum boxes
Mm-hmm
Yeah, Ram's like 90 K for some reason I don't know why
We continue you are good shit
Oh, mr. B. Seriously, let's talk about what's good man good man. Thank you, mama. What means what?
Data centers golden nights are hurricanes. I guys I don't know I don't
Got other golden nights and the hurricanes fighting tonight
huh, I
Don't know I know the spurs the next one plan like right now. Yeah, that was a true question
I was confirming that those were actual teams. Yeah, those aren't that's okay. Yeah, that's the bar hockey
Yeah, no, I know I know Golden Knights is basketball. It was the team Kobe was on
Pretty pretty far off, but we're we're happy you're thinking about sports even eggs
You're doing so good eggs. Thank you guys
That's a Lakers no no no I remember I've never seen a picture of Kobe and he had a giant gold circle on his chest
I remember I remember what team is that? What do you do? That's the golden nights the hockey team
All right
Guys I tell you it wasn't the Lakers. I remember it was a golden circle. It was a golden circle on his chest
Golden Golden State Warriors Golden State Warriors. That sounds right. That sounds right. That sounds right
That sounds right. That sounds right. That right there. That sounds right. That sounds right. That's right. That's what he was
That's that's Kobe's team. That's Kobe's team. Oh, that's right
I'm gonna go right here. No, no, no, right here
I'm gonna proceed
Oh
Tiger woods big sounds brother man lock in these busy smoky minds
Copy bite best hockey play of all time sees
Best hockey play of all time best hockey play them up all time second by the best point guard of all time rain
Greg woods. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Tony Hawk, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady, and Kobe Bryant,
best hockey players of all time. She's gonna take you right to the hockey Super Bowl, hockey
championship. I don't know what that's called. Wait, what is the hockey? Wait, what's the
top hockey? What's the Super Bowl for hockey? What is that?
What's happening right now?
What is it?
Stanley Cup?
Stanley Cup finals.
I'm pretty sure that's NASCAR, buddy.
I don't even know.
John doesn't even know.
Guys, what's the top?
What's the top Super Bowl for hockey?
Pissing Cup.
You stupid bitch.
John, you don't know what's said.
Let's RIDE!
I
I
Don John
you just said it was the thing from the cars movie but no it's at the fob it's
at the fob don't talk about the piston cup that's from cars no you can't have
the steaming cup oh come on come on John don't have the time to be a fucking idiot
Come on
All right, I don't know what we're gonna see here it could be one guy it could be 20 guys they could be easy
They could be all night. Yeah, I'm hard. So like maybe the match our energy. Yeah, maybe they match our energy
Yeah, maybe they do an energy scan
They do it. They do a cock scan before we walk in
I want a huh?
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Share your heart as fuck!
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Enter...
Beep beep beep beep!
Excellent penis, sir!
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Your scrotum diagram!
Wait, hold on please.
Your scrotum dimensions are phenomenal!
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Two inches is great size!
Beep beep beep beep!
Odyssey might be too much!
Beep beep beep beep beep!
The big one's hurt, I heard!
Beep beep beep beep beep!
I heard that too!
Oh, oh, something's going down.
Oh, they're already dying.
I see a guy dead.
Hey, you shot a dead guy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, wait, you're right.
That was a dead.
Oh, god, what?
Wait, no, no, no.
It's like...
Okay, I might be shooting at that guy.
Do we push it up out of this rock?
I'm moving up out of the rock.
Holy fuck, that was a lot of boomin'.
There should be a lot of guys here.
Should be careful.
Locking.
I just keep it there, it's like my little friends out.
I'm gonna watch towards the Lubbamill, we're gonna have like 20 teams show up from that
side.
Steve, watch the boys.
Steve, I'm vigilant.
I'm going over on the rocks to the left to see if I can see him.
There's your shirt.
I'm pushing it.
I'm pushing it.
Oh, I've got a flashlight.
I'm inside.
I'm inside.
I'm inside.
Hey.
I think we're treated enemy territory.
Locking.
Apparently, there's a note on the floor you got a five.
Are you inside?
Nope.
Are you right next to us?
Yeah, I'm outside.
Got one going.
Nice.
Oh my god, there's got thousands of them.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm inside now.
Dead on the left.
I'm by the ambulance on the left.
Oh, I think I'm dead, I think I'm dead.
I got four, I got four.
God, yeah.
I don't know how many there are.
Is that all of them?
I don't know. I'm in here though.
Is that all of them boys? Is that all of them?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I
See what was you a board? I need to play it. I need to play it. That's me. What are you in the tank? Yeah, oh
You did who's that me
You're dead. Oh, no, I'm scared
You're too much for you around outside
John John John John. What I got the same page yet. We got the same page. I am in the tent that you've been looking at for two minutes
I don't sit running around. It's not me. Oh, hey
I'm not coming over. I'm gonna tell me there's a me. No you piece your head real quick. Did I oh yeah?
I'll be here. Yeah, I'll see you in the head
That's a necessary soldier
You should run in between us
Switch plate
Who's out there?
Who's who's out there?
Oh
You heard that right you heard right around yeah, yeah here shooting to the left to over by oh
We behind you behind you
I see my ship my ship my ship
I
Just shot just apple did we get there's another in here
Well, I see this you do I never kill the first one like this where the hell is that guy going?
Where is he up to where's the other two? What is he doing? Oh, he's a good piece
He's working on climbing the escalator to heaven right now. No
All right, there was fighting over by that extract by
The who's what's this you know, I mean always always on the goobag you get a prize for winning
Do you get a prize?
Also, oh my god, this guy is too simple in six to my fifty-one at the odds on him
Why? I don't know, I don't know. Wait, I should have been shooting someone in the front earlier.
There's gotta be a dead PUC down there, something. There's a dead one right here. Oh, no, this
This is scab just kind of kiddin.
You do some job there, you do some job there.
Peepee.
Pee.
Hello?
Is there anyone out there?
Okay, we got it.
Oof.
That can be bad.
Hmm.
Let's have a single GP coin and I'm gonna freak. I should really need these cheesy routers for the ice maker
Like that
Night that
Nice it dice dad
Nice dad
This is so much worse than art
I swear I heard shooting out on the left.
Thank god the port of the game is big pictures.
So I think we'll be good.
I think we'll be fine.
I think we'll be good.
Oh, mmm.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There's me over there.
You can fix it where's our 15 seconds of gooning?
You will have it! You will have it!
I finally got my SSD back in my computer!
We always have to go back for the quest item.
That's the whole point of the whole thing.
See you see you see these!
Oh it's where he's in.
See me know?
We know what the note is near med containers
Med containers was that yeah, I think that's over here
There's only one don't do shit
We rip it in half. Do you think I might be
Oh, I got a little thing I got a little thing to add a little thing to oh, it's in the box
it's somewhere come look over here some over here
maybe it's another one
oh no it's
I don't know what it is
no I don't know what it is
I got it
give me that you thief
I have one
is that even the thing we're doing
I don't know but we got it
and it was on med boxes
good enough for me
good enough for me
We just go- we just leave that there.
That's enough for me.
What'd you guys say?
We just go ask her some bounce.
No!
Okay.
No! We kill-
No, we won.
Then we leave.
He didn't get an audience with Tarkov.
Say what you want about operators, but that's what worked.
Real and true.
Real and true.
Real and true.
Real and true.
Oh my god.
Burly man in red building.
Wait, wait, wait!
Go this way.
Oh god.
Oh fuck!
That's the people that are in the event.
Oh!
That's- that's the people that are in the event.
Oh my god, he's massive!
That guy is huge!
That guy's- that guy's just big as a mountain!
Did you see that?
He told me, are you behind that rock?
Oh fuck no, I'm actually dead.
Oh, what?
What was that who were they and what the who hurt them?
Are these demons dude they're scary
Don't don't you dare
How is that fucking not dead
Who are these people done dude, I don't know even say sponge
They cannot be tuned
They can only be contained in hell for a few years before they respawn!
You see this, you see this?
Can I play a quick mag, would you?
I will avenge you, John! Don't you worry, I will avenge you!
But it's not over yet. It's not over till the fat lady sings.
Fucking...
Choose this guy around and just go on with the bullets cock off.
You want some more, you motherfucker?
Bring us down, I said bring it, it won't make a fucking difference!
Pina, you killed my brand new friend, Steve.
I'll do it again! I'll do it again! You want some more, you motherfucker?
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
I fucking love you too, sir.
I love you too, sir.
His friend was a level 53 and he's lying.
Okay, let's do this, my man.
Come get some.
For all the bugulators.
For all the bugulators.
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
I
I don't feel too good, Bosch, don't be sad, buddy.
I shot it in the face!
I shot him!
He said he's a brand new friend.
He's a level 53.
He's got 13,000 hours!
Oh, the one who knew to what?
Going outside!
He's up for 15,000.
Oh my god.
My god, I should I should have asked for I should have asked for more time to heal
I know how I should have I should have asked I honestly I was just kind of feeling it
I was I was feeling myself. You can't you can't say a thousand more. Can I put out a band-aid you got it?
It's not gonna. Oh, I got that guy up in the trees too. I got four of them
No way
No way
no way I'm kind of I'm kind of hot you've got a bet I'm kind of the I'm kind
of the best excellent workout there boys excellent workout there help we
You can't accomplish nothing.
Five man group to what the hell?
What are we doing? What are we doing in a five man group? What are we up to?
What are we doing? I know you're watching you motherfucker. What are we doing? What are we up to?
So, hmmm, okay, I'd actually rather face a five-man group than like a three-man group.
Because you know a three-man group is going to be sealed Team Six, cars off the charge,
I see him two kids out, five-man group is, oh, was that you?
Oh, well, oh, now there's four of us.
Yeah, they pick off 75% of their group just by back-tongue.
If you can survive for five minutes after two dies.
I thought they lowered the max amount of people to four people per group.
I saw Nikita say that in like an interview.
Did I not do that?
You see.
Hey, what?
Oh, it's four people on scab.
Oh, it's still five.
Oh, yeah, I could have swore I said Nikita said he was lowering it to four or something.
Let me get a little something, something since we accomplished little bit of nothing, little
bit of nothing, little bit of nothing, little bit of nothing, mmm, now you kids don't need
to worry that was about to be a warm up round.
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Now it's really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Hmm
D-Shine
I'm coming to match him again. I'm going to our shats
Dude, thank God you bought those ten piles of nuts for two million or sold them for two million earlier
Okay, Val this was legitimate money making through the ice breaker. He's trying to lie to you boys
He's trying to fool you this was legitimate money making I watched it all he did do it legit
That's right. That's right. That's right.
He didn't kill the boss. He died to him, but it was all the other second run.
The first one would quite split it, actually.
I'd split it.
Hmm.
Let me get a little something. Some here. There we go.
I've been yelling so much this last week.
My voice isn't even gone.
It like the top part of my throat is like I'm a
cocaine sniffing hooker
My like my voice feels fine, but everything I'm doing is like being painful pin stop like I'm Joe Swanson for family guy I
Can't stop it. I can't stop it
You might as well just start being a cocaine sniffing hooker
Good thinking good thinking maybe it will reverse the feeling maybe it'll double double reversal double
nothing that's right that's right oh and let me hit a little sub sub little
sub sub
you know can a beef real quick like you do like you do
hmm a little wow there I'm good to go three boats yeah don't even
the drive. Oh, Mr. Huffleman, I'm going to get some boy good man, good man. And Mr.
Swing, I'm going to get some boy good man, good man. And Mr. Badd, I'm going to get some
boy good man, good man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Grab Emma. Oh, you're
I
Got back a lie to you the this event like all that we're gonna do it like the question stuff
Yeah, I didn't see a lot of loot there other than the FD eyes
I mean either kind of sucked. They kind of sucked loot wise. We might have to move to
Step two back to move to step two ASAP get those backpacks. Oh
My god, Peter with the cool. That's the coolest animation I've ever seen. Yeah, I know I put it in the beginning guys
Yes, I know it is the coolest animation you've ever seen I know I know guys
I don't need to say it don't even mention it. Don't even mention it guys
Killing and Gigi too much. She's not even here
Can you buy BP's on flea? Oh, can you buy BPM on flea? I don't think you can
I
Be your body on the second one
Be none of those guys be looted at the at the farm were real guys, right?
Yeah, I
Got there's two that were the two were real guys. Yeah. Oh
What's this looks like ass diarrhea? Oh, yeah, it's
but fuck perfect yeah excellent excellent excellent that's I haven't
feeling this is our last I don't have hands you racist it's the clubface
which I miss me I haven't been made up mr. Freddy gonna see you give him a
good to see you give away thanks mr. clubface mr. petty boys pieces of
others you accept fan mail if so address no I've been asked that a ton of times
Guys I would love to I would love to do it
I'd love to do like an unboxing of whatever the shit the problem is is that you already know that eventually
Some guys gonna send me a human head off of the black Mock into whatever the shit and then I'm gonna have to
Give it to the player even though what you do that. I've got you give it to the police people. I have no idea
I'm not doing that buddy. He owe box bro. Oh my god
God, Tamery, you're right, peel boxes are human head-proof.
Ah, guys!
Ah, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius!
Fuck you, Tamery.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
Night dead. Damn should be. Damn should be. Oh, it's a Friday, but what if I get one good
bed, good, uh, bed? Thank you, Bob. What do you need, Bob? What? Uh, the postal service
scans the packages LOL. Oh, word. Oh, word. Oh, word. Here he, who here has said something
that you weren't supposed to send in the mail and it got through? Type one in the chat and
you've ever said something in the mail that wasn't supposed to go through and again?
Ah, well, yes, we can't do that. Can't do that.
Can't do that. That plan won't work unfortunately. That plan won't work unfortunately. Also, police!
Police! There they are! There they are! Get them!
I know how, I know 90% of you fuckers type of wanted to fucking weed. Alright pal, I want you. I bought, now let's ride!
You ready for a great raid, Don?
Yes, perfect spawn too.
Oh my goodness, you and I was thinking, instead of getting fucked by other guys this raid,
we can just simultaneously shoot each other right now.
Yes, oh my god.
Save us the time.
first. Oh, what happens? I like the special. I actually have I actually have had a special
martini. Like, um, no, but I will say that it sounds super efficient. Like if you're
pottery and that's what I'm saying. You get and you get hyped up or whatever. Yeah, I'm
I might go make one.
You have a special martini maker in your house?
How do you make a special martini?
You take espresso and then put a little bit of booze in it, and then you drink it.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
You don't even see for that.
No.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Where's Gigi to carry you guys?
Hey!
We are very good players.
We are very good.
Jack tell him.
Aye!
We're hoping she gets on soon.
Let's go.
Yeah. Think about it.
God.
Push shot.
I dare you assume.
Yeah, how dare you assume, even though you are correct.
But still, you should be, you should be mad.
Yeah.
You're gonna do that.
Bird shot just so peacefully in this game.
Honestly, it is.
You know it's gonna be more peaceful?
What? Sound of someone's massive cock slapping on my forehead?
I cannot wait.
You can hit it and fuck me.
I cannot wait. I cannot wait.
Oh, I cannot wait to be spinning on top of it like a power drill.
Oh my god.
This is incredible.
Like that move in the old Tony Hawk Pro Skater on top of a fire hydrant
where you can just spin super fast?
That's what I want to do.
Right on it.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Man, I want to turn that thing into a screw.
I'm not seeing nothing just yet.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You come for your farms.
Oh.
What good is that?
Hmm, he comes to your farms.
What good is that?
I think it's not powerful.
Fortnight?
I don't know nothing about...
I don't know nothing about going out in fortnight.
Don't be asking me, pal.
Don't you be asking me.
I don't know nothing.
I don't know nothing going on at Fortein.
Here.
Wait, here's your...
Nevermind.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
Okay.
Oh, I had a hairball. I wanted these.
Happens, it happens.
Thank God they spawned us on the complete opposite side of the map.
After three bitches days we finally arrived.
I ordered a camera package and got it sooner.
I'm trying to try.
Honestly, I haven't heard any such of it. We might be having first game of this.
All I heard was that one bomb that just went off.
Why are we fighting at lumber mill during the event? Is there something going on over there too?
I don't know. Maybe that's where it is
Did you just fuck it around?
Going to the wrong spot this entire time
There's a note there, but the boss is spawned there
100% oh, it's 100% bowie spawn. I mean for all bosses are just mr. Sturbushy
Mr. Parmesan here, I mean there's all bosses. Oh my god
She was inside, she was inside.
He's real person.
Hello?
What's up brother?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm just trying to do this task, what about you?
We want to do the task, but we also, we also don't want you to do it.
So it seems we've reached an impasse.
No, I hate that guy don't even mention his name to me again that we hate him we hate
I'm
Fuck you, fuck you!
Oh, shit, what the-
No!
No!
No!
That's cheating, we didn't know there was two.
That's true, that's cheating, that's cheating, they cheated.
They were supposed to only be one.
There was only two of them.
At least we know what's on our phones.
Yeah.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, excellent rain.
We've got them right where we want them.
Now we've got him, now we've got him.
Well, he lost.
Wow, was that a fun 15 minutes of walking around the forest?
Oh, goody gum brums.
Dude, this is why we need Genji.
We could have sent Genji in there to die.
And then we would know that there was two.
All part of the plan.
The master plan.
Oh man, did you forget?
I forgot, dude.
What?
We were making those animations.
You forgot to add the part where we die on purpose
the first time.
Oh, yes, guys, on the left side, before the left panel,
it's supposed to say die on purpose
for the first three and a half hours.
I must, the animation must be glimpsing.
I need this, I need this to go to the matrix.
I need this to go to the system.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, all right, what about?
I just want you to suck by all of it.
Oh, I have an idea, I have an idea.
What if we do the exact same thing again?
Holy shit, now you're thinking.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's the dino nuggies.
Give me the proper nutrients for increased brain
functionality.
I can think even actually like, like, I don't know these, of course, I like I don't know.
He's a bunch of Satan worshipers talking about, I feel so much better having a kid that I can
just go by a bunch of dino nuggies and like 80% of them are for me, but I can just blame
it on the kid.
I'm a whole shopping cart of 50 bags of diet.
Yeah, gotta get it home and I just go home and eat it myself.
Yeah, buddy.
I hold up.
Let me.
Okay.
Let me guys.
Let me just sort of leave.
I'm just going to tell you, all right?
Cassian takes one look at you, you're not fooling a single person.
You're not fooling anyone.
I don't care if you're kids with you.
I don't care if there's 50 kids from the Orphanage waiting for
you to get those dino-nuggies.
You're not fooling anyone.
You're not for me, I promise.
Yeah.
I think my solution is why you're here.
I'm dumb.
I'm dumb.
But I have like one more answer 25
But you know, I too want to what's moving though, what's moving? Okay, I don't have any more ever a anymore
You have my BCP yet, I can't get BCP at boss
I
Got a few I do plan. I got a few I do plan. Oh
What's the now what why you suck?
Yeah, I don't know I'm just reading it. Oh, I'm the best you talking about
Hello, dude, I
I would be an SVD that'll be fine. Okay, fine. Okay, we'll do it as we need we'll do it as we need
Wrong answer what is stopwood smoke in the day? What is he talking about? What's that guy talking about?
Yeah, my T46 I
Can't buy that either. Oh my god. What do I do? I think I have a single sniper with ammo
PS1, PS1, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Here we go.
Put that cool helmet on.
This bad boy and that bad boy like you do, like you do.
Now we ride.
pretty much I'm ready
we'll do the twine
and
and we see
you already had four shots of fireball with your mom and just got back home kind of timsy
is that an insult?
is that an insult?
is that even an insult?
Thank you for treating my mom respectfully I appreciate you that's very kind of you that's very kind of you
Zero to hero factory everybody has nothing on that that map
Chicken permission chicken permission she permission
are there wizards in pvp at the moment or is it like when 1.0 dropped and they got rid of them all
boys I'm telling you I I've not seen a single hacker yet and I I should see like a hundred times
more than than like on average that you would usually see mr. star boys mr. star
Boy my mom convinced you to do this when you had four shots of fire with it
Don what's going on with stop ones right now? I need to be a hundred times. Is that got high?
What is he doing?
All right, I don't know what's going on right now. Thank you stop words. Thank you good sir
Thank you. Your mom's using my phone to donate
FML up. God. Yeah, this is all part of the master plan
Oh, he's up. I see some more pieces of that. It's pretty good. It's pretty good here. Oh, let's oh, right
You
Got you ready this is odd. It's not what you want you to die
Oh
He is AFK
Oh, oh, that's oh, oh my god. He's not even there to receive your gifts, Mr. Suffolk.
This is how much we appreciate you over here. We appreciate you over here. You see that? That's disrespectful.
That's disrespectful. Couldn't be us. Could not be us. Could not be us. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm disrespectful.
I'm disrespectful.
Put the eye cut back on, it's...
Oh, I already had it on.
Mm, can you watch Summer Game Fest?
Oh yeah, I was planning on going
and watching the Summer Game Fest after the stream.
Like maybe taking out the highlights.
Is that still going on right now?
Is that still going on right now, boys or no?
It's ass, it's over.
Wait, well I'm thinking after the stream at like 2 a.m. I was thinking maybe you guys
Send me like the highlights. What the like the best case we take a peep at him take a peep at him
If that's cool, if that's cool
Halvin check him
Vicky special martini
Well, Mr. Green Elm, I'm over at this one good man, good old man, and Mr. Chris, I'm over at this one good man, good old man!
Thanks, boys. Peace and boys.
I'm going to go ahead and leave Don here to die and go do the mission.
God, he's so steep. Raven's starting.
So brave and so starting.
all right see you later god all of you guys wanna be like hmm you guys are
trolling amazing games oh we'll take a peep at it tonight we'll take a peep
we'll take a peep we'll take a peep boys we'll take a peep
Oh! What the?
Huh?
Someone shoot at me John! Someone shoot at me!
I'm coming!
Hey, come, come, come!
Ugh!
Where are you?
I went towards, directly towards the mission, and I just made it up the hill.
I made it down the bush.
This one was, this one was soosty.
This one was soosty, I swear, I swear.
Should you come and join?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, be careful.
He's directly toward the fob, on the mountain across from us.
Oh.
That's him, that's him!
One minus tank.
I'm gonna pop a first-use move to light.
Okay, quick.
I'm gonna shake my special martini.
Okay, okay, shake your booty, shake your booty.
Oh, what? What?
I'm running, he's running.
What are you wearing?
Right by the thing.
He is or you?
I am, I'm right behind him, but he's on the other side.
Let's go, go, go, go.
You said that he did your job?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Are you- are you-
He's right in front of the other rock.
Got him!
Hooray!
Is that you running?
Yeah, I did.
Where are the winners?
Oh, I'm out.
Oh, I hear someone else. I hear someone else. There's one. There's one. Oh, oh. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. What? Hello. I'm pretty sure we got sheep's eye, by the way. No.
Daaah! Daaah!
He's got- Everybody goes to that part of the map immediately.
Daaah!
Eeeeeee!
Imposible. Imposible.
The event actually is on top of that hill now.
Oh! Oh! Ah, of course! Of course! Ah!
My bungees!
Excellent rain! Excellent rain!
Even worse is they wish who will rap.
Oh, God. It's ten times worse.
I would have died. I would have rather died than no hunger. I
Would have rather died to myself. I would rather shot myself right there in the voice. All right. Oh, I'm I'm I'm I'm
Activating the technology
Is the technology
Who will rat is 100% not Steve's and you guys know that guy
Maybe they're just hard vouching. Oh, maybe that's like their boy
That's their amigo, their ombre.
That's the second guy that you killed first, defending the second guy.
Ooh, what if it's the first guy killed defending the second guy,
and the third guy and the fourth guy are also there?
It's my dad. Well, your dad's a bitch.
Your dad's a bitch, and he's a streamdiver.
Yep, I got to the bottom of that case immediately.
I
Mystery Tom oh
Let me see here. Let me see here. Oh
What I just make such good espresso martini. Oh, I'm so happy for you guys
That was my boyfriend, I've got a nice comfy wooden chair with his name on it
Guess what? I love score our boyfriend. That's our boyfriend. Our boyfriend
You shot an SVD in the open.
Oh, that's what happened.
That's why I got ran across the map.
Yes.
The four guys immediately ran across the map to an undesignated location and then we're
literally on top of us and then I shot one of them.
They figured out where we were.
Oh, what did you just say that?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, some people can just, they're like short hams,
where they take something that you think wouldn't be, like, important to the situation,
and they piece it together with other pieces, like a puzzle.
You talking about?
Now that guy's using glue on his puzzle because he's a fucking idiot.
But there are people like that.
He's ripping off the top layer of the puzzle.
He's ripping off the sticker on the puzzle and then he's putting on another piece.
Oh, yeah, that's me. Oh
What what was wide moment little chopped up little chopped up um
What's up what?
No, I just I agree that guy walked over and executed me because
It was that guy's dad's boyfriend or whatever without your
It was that guy's dad's boyfriend's uncle's brother's boyfriend. Yes
Now we've solved it. Now we've solved it. Now we have gotten to the bottom of the cage.
Yeah guys, that was an obvious meme site. Those guys keep on, I mean, unless there's
like some random quest that is in the middle of that forest, I don't think there's anything
over there. I don't think there's ever been anything over there, right?
Just that room.
No room.
No, not grumpies, but a one room and village.
Yeah, but that's in the village, not where we are.
Nah, they took a little detour to be safe and just so happened to fuck us on the way.
I guess that's technically possible even though I've never seen them before, but I suppose that is possible.
Uh, oh.
Alright, wait, I could buy FMJ. That's pretty good. 36-pin. That'll work. That'll work. That'll work. That'll work. That'll work. That'll work.
It will work if we just chill Viber. I know that's not on the schedule.
No, no, chill Viber. We're going in. We're getting this quest done.
Yeah get this quest done even if it kills us, okay
Does any oh wait
You got this bad boy a headset like you do like you do
Which trader has M4's is Tarkov supposed to be 90%
percent menu is your buttholes must be 90% cream because it's about to be if you
keep talking behind that bell we're getting a little unlucky all right we're
getting a little unlucky I will not lie we get a little unlucky okay things are
what they were about to where we're on the rocks we are third we said three and
a half we're on three we're on three that's right third time is the job the
You are the dude which is Warbombs, you are the dude which is Warbombs.
Okay, alright.
I'm losing stuff rapidly.
Let's ride!
Hey, boss.
Just about.
You can run it.
I'll join in.
Here you go, there you go.
are you are you hiding your ski bus?
Yeah, that's the after that last one then.
They were certainly not going to ones.
We're definitely not going to ones.
It's still vibrant.
We're doing a chill vibe on.
Sure, factory, factory, factory part of shoreline.
The factory part of shoreline, factory line.
There you go.
You just read YouTube chat twice, he does read it noobs.
The voodoo rangers have you missing the bus.
He'll stream on kick.
I'll have struggles.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you stream on kick still?
Yeah, I still stream on kick.
No, there's my boys right there.
There's my boys over there.
I didn't know if the penis has got to be too much
I wonder if people ever come into my stream on cake for the first time and are super confused that I'm not just ripping slurs
like crazy
Yeah, like dude. This is a re-stream from some other platform. This is gonna be it's gonna be I why is this guy not gambling?
You know I like slurs don't make it women in a bunch of slurs
Yeah, hold up. Where's the naked ass gambling and slur yelling wait a second hold on what's going on over here?
What's happening out of here?
I'm out of here. I've not seen one gambling one ass or one slur being said
What's going on around here?
The only reason I joined
Yeah
Yeah, brother
Is it Glitch or you in time? It's
My hate when they ask if I'm inside
It's not glassed. I was just oh, yeah, I'm up
Mr.. North which I am also enjoying a nice cold
Booty ranger on this fine fine. I can say actually thank you for reminding me. I'm up to the ground another one
I'm increasing
The rate at which I think all I needed was this is special money mr. North woods
I'm already done with one. I plan on getting smizzly disley tonight and then beating mr.
Wedgie on the ice breaker bone
makes me snort wood reaching my wife. Oh, thinking about slurs right now. Practicing.
Practicing. That's actually what the what Gandhi does. The monks in Gandhi, they practice
Bentley just found a ninja in the bag God where are you you didn't start it it's
It says you're not in here.
Oh, that one was actually a list.
All right, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Honestly, John, listen.
I say if we fail this quest,
two more times, we move to phase two immediately.
What do you think?
I'm in.
Okay.
Okay.
Honestly, does anybody know the reward
for doing this quest line?
Or like how hard it is and how long it is?
Hold up. Let's see.
I presume.
Does anyone know how hard and long this quest line is?
Hmm.
Seven inches.
At least five.
Oh.
I have no clue. Well, I think
step one is probably completing
the first quest. Yeah. I would
say maybe even getting that
little note. I say we work on
that. I say we focus on that.
Are you going in FN?
Fortnite?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I was about to say I'm going to do my intro right now and let's ride!
You
John I've already locked you. I'm like ten feet up here, right? I'm going directly towards Bob. Is that what you would?
Kind of
Shoot your gun. Okay
Okay, please. Oh
I hear you. How you doing?
Okay, I'm gonna run a social experiment for us. I'm gonna fire up tiktok live and see how fast I get banned
Just to see you know what I mean I give it
You give me an overrunner give me an overrunner
Let's say 15 minutes over under
Have you ever streamed on live before?
Yeah, but like it's also been stopped from things that happen in GTA
I could only imagine for the things that come out of her mouth in this game
Honestly, I don't think you will get banned.
TikTok is a vote-to-ban system, so if a lot of people hate you, you'll get banned within
a minute, but if a lot of people don't know what's going on, you won't get banned.
So honestly, you probably won't get banned.
Mmm, that's right, I'll tell you what, TikTok.
You don't like running the risk of not getting banned?
Well, no, I'll get banned immediately.
It's a vote-to-ban system.
So if one guy hates you and he makes 100 accounts, he can ban your live stream immediately.
Oh yeah, I like that.
I believe so.
I don't think my word on that don't quote me on that, but I might not have since that works. That's why I stopped seeing it on it.
Perfect.
Alright follow me gang, follow me boys.
Watch it.
Keep your feet fizz open boys, keep your feet fizz open.
I'll call as good as you.
That's right. I think Gandhi said that actually. He had to quote from Shakespeare.
I'll quote from Socrates.
I'm peeping off the mountain. I'm gonna see in their movement yet. Okay
You get confused by the spin levels
All right, pull me gang
You a huge do is we should make a bet under 15 minutes and then we just go vote and vote to ban John
Yeah, I won't someone said just here to report you so they already started
Are you on the top stop or have you already gone down?
I've already gone down, I've already gone down. I'm heading towards the thing right now.
All of you boys, all of you gags. All of you boys, all of you boys.
Oh, okay.
Oh, this is going pretty good. I think we might make it this time.
It's a pretty good chance.
I think I had on a spiffle, boys.
Where the fuck are you?
Yeah, okay
By the way, I did back everything I said I hear explosions and gunfire I'm actively approaching Iraq
I'm not certain if this is our raid
Now we got this I yeah, I don't oh
Trace you guys
God one
I got so far behind you
Actually
Usually one team here we got kill those guys that boom we're done with the quack
Oh, hey, did you I do a boss?
You got me got me
That's easy with much embedded paper body. I'm about to say anything is too foul
I'm about to see how it's done. All right, cuz I don't think you know how it's done
And I'm gonna say I'm gonna sell you man. I'm gonna say you just that
Okay
You people jumping for this one I
Got my peepers open. Go ahead. Hey for shopping. Hey come out
Locked
Hey
Where are you not? I'm at the fob
Did you I like how peanut didn't ask you if you were playing and just put you in his title
So regardless of what you're doing when you guys were messaging me
I was just chilling in bed, watching videos, and then an hour goes by and I look at my DMs and I go...
Fun was a cute picture of ice cream with my daughter and I said,
hey look this is peaceful ice cream instead of getting murdered on Icebreaker!
Nice! Nice! Go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah! What the? Johnny, keep the fuck out!
I'm moving in, I'm moving in.
Hello?
Is anyone in there?
Push me, push me, push me.
Just fall right down and jump off your head.
Ready?
Are you ready?
Here you go.
push me push me push you just fall right down and jump off your head ready
are you ready? here you go
John! I tried to push you off after
sit right here sit right here right here
just like that there you go here you go boss
John John John right here boss
I swear to god
I'm playing with the literal tough shit right now
I gotta sprint hold up here we go
I really wanted you to get your
face blown off right there
ain't gonna happen buddy
fuck get it
Do we need a bush? Do we need a bush?
Yeah, oh my fucking god.
We got two. There's more running.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I got one. I think I got the one that's shooting you baby. She's gonna take that
good one god too easy too easy hey this guy's got it oh this is the PMC why does
You look like a fucking idiot because a real guy here. Yeah, and he died to this scab
What an idiot?
That you're running. It's me. We have you it up killing you anyway. We're godless good thinking good thinking good thinking
Oh, I saw one. Oh, he's with this one. You know, these guys have pretty good backpacks. What they have a black jack on them
Oh, and it's not black rock. Oh, you need to see my back. Absolutely. Okay. Okay. It's on this guy
What do you think what do you think you just think peanut boy you're taking do it
Do you get back back now it's mine give me that
oh that's wrong that's the wrong voice shit
John why'd you say something did I honestly like the thing wait where
oh fuck you John actually fuck you
Oh
I read the exam oh what type 7.6 to my 54
Perfect you see grab the don't don't forget the don't buys
They are you doing buys
I
See this might be the spot to get the backpacks. You're talking about my eyes right there
He done up about like crazy, but they're like
Who said I was killed when she can finish
Way no way no let me go
Who's another dead PMC?
A crew?
Yeah, some talent from that perspective.
You were trying to get me to the top! Gotcha!
What a nice video, score!
little job job boy another pz that's what I thought that's what I thought over
there I'm shooting the BTR okay thinking good thinking good thinking these
scouts are these guys have a pretty good stuff it's like crazy wacky and save
stuff it's on its work it's on its way we should the stroud bass to little
Shum Shum
I don't watch it in the chat!
Is that what you need?
What do you want?
760x39?
No
But I already found 10 I found 10 things was each voice okay. You're saved. I'm saved okay. I'm sorry. I think this is a player's game
I'm gonna go let's
Oh, I-
Oh, he's sizzled up, he's sizzled up!
Oh my goodness.
Logneck.
You're gonna do this guy with the- with the Logneck gun?
Oh, I got an impregnated away!
Score!
Right now, let's leave.
I oughta be more-
This person more teeny.
You think you can- you think you can provide me with another suit?
She's not gonna stay too.
Yes, yes.
Gigi, what's the drink of choice tonight?
What is it?
Bro, she can't drink, she's got stomach aches.
She can't drink at all.
We're not fighting anyone here. We are not fighting anyone. The people here are absolute demons. We are demons.
And give me this note to Mr. Jenga.
Honestly, they're demons and liars. That guy said my new friends. Mr. 15,000 hours.
Yeah, demons and liars. That's the worst part. I cannot believe it.
Fibbers. Worshipping shape. There's one thing, buddy.
Nine?
Heh. Alright, some have been done.
Alright, she's not the same.
What are you doing on the woods? What are you doing on the woods map?
map. What do we get, Bob? What do we get? I need to push up. Who's going to carry the
boats and the logs? You. You're going to carry the boats and the logs. The booze was, what's
I don't know, I just know the name and it's funny.
It's a funny name.
I'm not seeing any of these over here.
They were good, they were good, they were good.
I haven't been reported yet. Oh, yes I have.
I came here to report you. Perfect, perfect.
Maybe Lee over there I see yeah fantastic fantastic fantastic I think you would last literally under two minutes
I would I do that's actually the reason I stopped
Streaming I think not completely is because I usually get banned like like happy to the stream and then it moved it like two hours
And then it moved it like one hour, and it got so bad that I was banned literally within 60 seconds of going live
And I gave up and I gave up and I gave up
You're so obvious it's a Friday. I've got guys in here promoting their their streams
I've got guys in here that are just jackasses guys. That's actually how me and peanut met
I just set my twitch in his chat every 45 seconds, and it works. It really does work
You take you take you take you take you take
Gotta be on to something you take you take you take you take you take
But I was gonna ban like the next 40 people for
It's gonna be all my fault.
Excellent raid boys, excellent raid.
Alright, we did step one.
Step one complete.
I don't know how many steps there are, and I don't know what you get, but I mentioned something cool.
Love from India.
Oh, I talk to you guys all the time.
I
Mean yeah, what's up? Yeah, what's up? I'm gonna be honest what?
That's the first raid I have lived in three days
You died every single one yesterday. Ah, well, it's your first time for everything
There's a first time for everything. I'm very happy for you, Mr. John. I'm very happy. He was John. Thank you
I
Will be give the note to mr. Jagger see what he wants
Here you go boss. Oh my god. We are gonna hundred thousand dollars for that
Don't we wait hold on oh
I got a hundred thousand dollars and 40 m81 that's pretty good. That's pretty good
Let me see what he wants next
Oh
Mr. Yeager
It is no part two
Hey
We guys we who was part two is it not mr. Jager?
I
Had a bunch of choice. I had to accept anyway, so I don't know if I'll recognize it
It's ref over fucks sake. Oh my god
This bullshit. Oh my god. Is it adaptive diplomacy? Is that it? Is that oh, yeah, that yeah, it's yep
That's what it is
That's what it is. That's what it is. All right. Okay. We have a new quest. It's
15,000 xp which is actually kind of good. It says eliminate PMC's at ref's camp
camp on Woods Customs or Shoreline, and we are not supposed to kill the cleanup crew.
But that's optional.
I said we just kill them.
I said we get, what do you think, John?
What?
Hey, you slow us up, Jeep.
Is both of us doing that?
I was definitely, I was definitely entire time.
Eliminate PMC operatives at Refs Camp on Woods Customs or Shoreline.
Optional do not kill Refs cleanup crew.
The staffs we just killed.
I say no, I'm fucking murder him.
That's keyword optional.
I don't say anything.
Optional. I'm not doing it.
All right, let's do it.
Be short, my goo.
Why?
Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
Yeah, I mean, where this is not optional.
It resets.
It says optional, but it is not.
It will reset.
Ah, perfect.
Ah, ah, must have been lost in the Russian to English translation.
My optional event 100% required you lose everything if you do it
A common mistake a common mistake one day those guys will have Google translate and everything will make sense
What is it guardian yeah, yeah, guardian guardian guardian
There's another one open after that
Yeah, there it is a lot of famous fucking people owe me. I want my booze bitches
I'm telling you I you can tell it's a weekend. It's a fucking crazy
The fucking it's the it's the guys from within the twitch stream. It's the assholes and fucking crazy
That guy actually might kill me guys if I go missing it's that guy
It's that guy right there. It's literally that guy right there
It takes showers weekly in a very, very public water fountain.
We can only hope, thank you Starboard Systems, the official Starboard Systems account of
twins.
I appreciate that, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
No problem.
Thank you, Sher.
Thank you, Sher.
Oh, twidge slash golden shower from peanut.
That is a lovely account.
Oh, that's a lovely- oh, you know what Poison's gonna do?
Poison's gonna go make an account with that exact name,
flip this, post it online, saying I'm promoting it,
and actually become a streamer. It's gonna work.
Oh yeah, it's gonna work. It's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
I'm promoting what?
It's gonna work. That's the dozen.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Mmm.
I'm currently pooping. I couldn't take it!
Did you want to come with us, by the way?
Oh, good judgment, Masons!
Um, yeah.
You coming with us?
You coming with us, Maws?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, let me invite ya.
Here you go.
I was thinking for this one, we go...
somewhere else.
One of the other two Masons.
What do you think, Maws?
You guys, that's a great idea!
Okay!
What, you guys are doing the new...
event. We do the new event. Yeah.
I don't even know what the new event is. That's right. It's it's pretty awesome. Why are we
planning on finishing? I'm not going to finish much. I'm not going to finish it.
Oh, by the way, when we get to the camp, do you look for it? No, you're still on on
quest wide. Okay.
Is there anything you guys need?
Oh, I'm good. Friendship.
What do you think we need?
I need other suits. I need other suits.
I'm going to build this one really quick.
Take your time.
I'll tell you, the top of my throat is
literally missing from all my yelling.
I'm voice cracking so much,
but it's so much you can't even notice it.
My entire, everything I say is
just voice cracked.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, okay, food for squarely, too.
No, I did, uh, I did the whole icebreaker by myself yesterday, including the boss.
Yep.
I figured out also how to do it with people like the engine room
Finally
I guess there always has to be a slow one in the group
I'll come aboard
the genius train
Genji
Last passenger ski. I guess we better start it up
I guess we better start it up
I'm sorry. I'm always a disappointment. You have disappointed me greatly. In fact, I try my best
in the game of course now get in here guys what do you guys do are you new
boo-boo fit in the lobby what's going on in there fucking your mom right now how
is John even not in here you didn't even die John
I was just a bit of a jinzy sometime
okay I want to go my silly juice
I
Like wingsop you not really I see but that's not a comparison. I fucking hate all wing places
There is not a single place with good wings ever
There's not one in the entire United States the first person to to make a store that sells wings
That don't taste like it just fell out of my asshole. It's gonna be a billionaire. It's gonna be a million
I want to taste like that. Thank you billionaire the first person
They can make a wing place that sells wings that they're not
God awful diarrhea
It's gonna be sailing on a yacht next to Jeff Bezos within one year one year
I agree with you. I don't like to eat out like winged places
I don't think they taste good, but my mom makes some really good wings
That's not fantastic
I actually have heard Hooters has actually great wings.
The problem is, my girlfriend won't believe me.
I go, oh yeah, I read my Hooters for the wings.
That's like saying you want to, like, they have food, it works for the plot.
I can't, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I'm gonna grab a sling just let's ride!
Oh, shit.
That's right.
Are you guys ready for a great raid?
Good
Right
Are you guys ready for a great raid? I'm ready for a great raid
Follow me I
Don't know where we are. Oh, we we saw right next to the camp. Oh
May
I'm not gonna be lost lock it in
Yeah, I thought we were going woods
Uh, don't we go in shoreline?
So there's something here that I have to pick up?
Yeah, there's a note. It's an envelope.
We can't kill the guys, by the way. You have to kill them all, Genji. We're not allowed to.
Oh.
Don't worry, there's dumbest rocks.
Okay.
You and me, John, we gotta get up on the roof and sight people.
Okay, much.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Follow me, boys, look at me, boys.
Oh, there's Bob.
There's Bob.
Oopsie, oopsies.
Oopsie.
Oopsie.
Oh, my God, they're all right here, Gigi.
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie.
Where are you? Across?
I ain't going to camp yet.
Look outside the Cape.
Okay, I see right there.
Okay, hold on.
I'm going over there.
They're all just crossing.
Staying there.
Everybody see me?
You don't have it! You don't have it!
Oh my god!
Music!
I think I killed him.
I died!
Okay.
That's my friend in there.
Okay.
I didn't see.
Did you get a bunch of G?
Yep, I'm pretty sure I did.
Good work!
I'm gonna climb above the roof and kill innocent people now.
Okay.
Hmm...
oh my god
where that would have been cool if he shot the dumb ass five feet to my right
instead now it would have been fantastic
excellent raid, excellent raid
scan complete
oh what?
rumble force kid got me
he's a worthy luxury
he tried to see my screen how I died
that guy, that was really crazy
he wasn't even looking at me when I died
looks like rumble force kid got everybody
He was almost dead from me and then he was looking at a different direction and then
just immediately killed me with one headshot through the little barrel.
Yeah, that's what happened to me.
I saw him after my bogey scan, you heard me, and I scanned him, obviously, and I shot at
him.
I think I hit him about 40 to 50 times.
And then he dropped his weapon and there was a pebble on the ground that hit the trigger
and that shot luckily somehow shot me in the head.
But if it wasn't for that I would have killed him too.
I had 41 hit counts oh my god.
Jesus Christ I didn't have a single one.
I don't think I had a single hit count either.
I don't even know.
I think the only bullet I shot was the desk bomb on the way in.
I only used two 30 round mags and I had 41 hit count.
he had to been hurting perfect all right I died to be seen honestly that was the
same same same be to be sink or skin do you think Jonathan the third is a worthy
adversary worthy opponent being I've seen him around these points before
that. He's incredible. His shots impeccable. His cock immaculable. Let me tell you. He never tells a lie.
Okay, I'm too bored to do anything. I'm literally grabbing ultra nozzler 7.62x51 ammo right now.
That's how poor I am. Do you want me to bring ammo in? Yes, please don't! Yes! Okay, peanut.
I could use two 20 rounders that go in SR 25 full of M80 and 40 extra that would be serendipitous
that would be serendipitous.
I got so.
Thank you.
You're a cool guy.
Hello.
I will.
I will.
Thank you.
Good sir.
Thank you.
Good sir.
And I got another silly juice.
Cheers boys.
Cheers.
And, Scent, slap my neat wag and call me Dan.
I stapled my nutsack to the ceiling,
and I'm hanging upside down like a bat,
filling my ass to the brim of my grease.
Hey, two extra mugs and a stack of ammo.
Uality of man.
Murder-boner asked me,
does peanut like it crunchy or creamy?
Nice to go by?
Nah, you know, peanut wants it smooth
like butter sliding into a hole?
Oh, none of that chunky shit, just pure slit grease.
Thank you, Mr. Frog.
He's very helpful.
He's like my secretary.
I'm gonna fuck him.
All right.
You guys ready?
Well, no, I haven't even done.
I've been staring at my screen.
Oh, I'm going to have one more.
Or skin.
I'm this way.
That's.
Well, I'm right.
We're going to go into the exact same place.
Oh
Mr. Northwood, but what is one good bad good?
Thank you, Mr. Northwood. Thank you, but what keep you gs. Okay?
Gigi's gonna be pulling Pokemon cards before engaging in battle. Love you all keep me. What you doing? Thank you, Mr.
Joker. Thank you, sir. Oh
I
Asked you to stream. I'd rather watch her than some unsalted nutsack
What? Well, that's not too nice. That's a very nice shape
Really rude I'm very nice in all of us
It's not very kind to you today
food
Eating
Oh, boss.
Tongue-piled chicken with fried rice.
Working hard to please you.
An egg roll?
Oh, egg roll.
Do I get egg drop soup, too?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You're playing the game like it's a bunch of shit!
Bunch of things happened when shit!
My man, my man!
You're a latsy doogat, a latsy dog!
Thanks, Mr. Blinch! Appreciate it, my boy!
Good to see you on this fine, fuck-a-fan Friday, Mr. Blinch.
I'll even throw a good one in for the competition.
The fuck-a-fan competition, Mr. Blinch. Don't you worry.
Don't you worry. I'll up your chances. I know where I say I do not.
Jesus Christ.
But I will make this exception just for you, Mr. Blinch. Don't you worry.
I think my boy sees you, brother. He's very kind of you.
He's very kind of you, boy.
Hmm...
Oh, did you see the Godfather and Tart God?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Blimp is backwards. The Blimp is not backwards!
And it's a hallmark in the Bungalow community I've never changed in!
Also, I'm sure some blimps do read that way.
That's perfectly, I mean, listen, an illiterate gorilla.
You definitely should be able to read two fucking words!
It's the blitz, my boy, because of that bastard shit!
Monster, it's having a split-shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad, feed you good lad, feed dog!
Ah, man, my man!
Devious dog, you devious dog!
Give me some of this blitz, thank you for everything you do for the stream, brother.
It means the world to me.
Oh, shit, oh, the lad's, oh!
RIDE!
I
Did you okay, I'm gonna go die
Oh wait, oh, we're just yeah, I got no more eggs over here. Thank you. See
Thanks, boys
Okay, I'm good to go.
Oh, Mr. Chavis and Mr. Golden Wolf, what's good, very good, uh, man?
Is that an animated set of Cocoa Toe?
Yes, I did, yes.
It was spectacular.
An immaculate run.
So someone commented this, this guy that's been harassing me saying that I'm not a real ginger.
So I posted a baby picture of me with bright-ass red hair and he said,
Man, AI has gotten really good these days. I'm like, okay.
Honestly, I bet you faking it. God, she's faking it.
100 feet, 100 feet, 100 feet, 100 feet.
She's cheating and talking about it and she's faking the red hair.
It should be fantastic.
By the way, how close do I have to kill these people?
It says I have to kill them and the smugglers then.
I mean, I have to be the smugglers then, or they have to be the smugglers then?
Oh, we both have to be the smugglers then?
I think you have to be.
I feel like they got me.
I don't know, because they have changed the...
Even the chamber round? I don't think that's how this game works.
I need the suits.
I'm over simulated and turning things on off no actually control on would you have the chamber around whatever you put a magnet
I'll be this game is every listening voice
It automatically does it for you.
If you keep the jumping voice, keep the jumping.
Oh my gosh, I forgot to order my dumplings.
Oh no!
I knew I was not eating something!
So add items! Oh my gosh, thank freaky god!
One second driver, I'm a little fatter than you already thought I was
Follow me boys, follow me gang
Follow me boys
Is it you John or is it you, did you?
Oh of course, fat bitch John, lacking a mile behind as you've gone
You gotta kill all the guys again.
Oh, there they are.
Like, why is there so many of them?
Oh, they're going out in the field.
Oh my god!
Oh
Wait, did I hit that shot? Did I hit that second shot too?
No way
No way
You got this
I just caught two PMC's like 40 miles out
I don't have any ammo
Did I count?
Oh no, there's a nade
We're counting the count
They're coming! They're coming!
You said these were easy!
They are! They're stupid!
I just fell too.
Did you see those shots?
Help Genji!
No! No! John! John! You can't shoot him!
I'm dead.
What?
It's my game, bug!
I don't know.
I just died too.
We can't shoot him.
It'll cancel our clients.
I failed it
Twice like that. I died one half to the thorax by the way
Perfect. We're sweet to light
I'll just have to get out of here. I'll see what John did. How many kills anyways, so I guess it is really bad
Don't I he's the most of the other side it might be a scam
I have to restart my game.
Oh, perfect, perfect.
This is actually so close to good.
No, you want to get that speed?
Yeah, yes!
Oh, it's a scapula, scapula, scapula!
Good work!
It wasn't a good thing.
But I'll leave!
I'll be good, I'll be good.
I'll be good, gag.
I'll be able to lose these two.
Who wars?
It was good at all.
Hmm...
Hmmmmmmm...
The PC's...
I'll move for my girlfriend.
Actually, the kind of look homeless.
Oh, was that you?
John?
Oh, that was not me.
Oh, who was it?
I don't know.
Oh, was he shooting at you, boss?
No.
I...maybe.
I'm scared.
Oh, do we probably be shooting at Kevin?
Which way was it?
You know where he was shooting from?
is that you shooting now thanks for the info John I appreciate it
still in the form of just key number one I think he's across the field I don't
know I'm scared I'm hiding in a bush are you running right out I just lay down
I see you okay
I killed whatever that was good work. All right, I'm running good luck with that
I'll be what what what were you?
Where was I?
No, that won't am I running away? All right, that might be me. Oh, no, no the one I just killed. Oh good work
Where I could I get he was kidded up he's so mad I can tell I can smell it
Which way we could get in his gunslinger what's your gun slinger back back? Oh that these poofy that he
Oh, you keep us you keep us
now
Honestly now you get out of here. Oh
Oh
How did I kill this guy? What was he within the fence?
That was he within the fence or no the first guy
I
Outside the van over to his car here. I don't know. I don't know. I got no money no buys. I got a bunch
Yeah, I killed two p.m. C's over here, but I don't see him
So they're to the left more
Were they oh, I thought what I was oh
I guess I'm a bad friend god
He's poor. He's poor
We gotta get out of here before we catch it!
Step back for that body, John, step back for that body!
You're getting so poor.
Where's the first one at?
I killed the first one, let me close it.
Oh, there he is!
He's not as poor, but he's pretty close.
He's dangerously close.
I
See I'm going to it
Spitting it out right here. Yeah, but I say $20,000
Actually, I'd say apart from Gigi guy, that one's pretty good.
I thought that was one of those gags.
I-I one tapped them thinking it was one of those gags.
There was a player. What an idiot.
Was he rich?
Yes.
How rich? Do we see-do we see-do we see? What do you got?
I'm not s-I don't...
...like yourself, son of a kid.
Hmm...
Whoa...
You're Donnie Boy! You're Donnie!
You're Donnie! You're Donnie! You've been a Donnie Boy!
You've been a Donnie Boy! You've been a Donnie!
You've been a very Donnie! You're a Donnie Boy!
Donnie Boy!
Donnie!
Excellent, Ray!
Excellent, Ray!
Alright, we're doing pretty good!
I got two out of the five.
Uh, hmm...
We got the bag. Ah, there's nothing in there.
It was nothing in there, boys.
We're fine. Poop bag! Poop bag!
Too bad.
No, I bet you could not able, I only used like five.
Okay, it's just you used to see these shots.
They were immaculate.
They were immaculate.
They were straight out of a TikTok advertisement.
I'm telling you, I hit the first one,
ooh, third shot, while he was spitting headshot.
Second, when I hit him, I looked at the third shot,
headshot, while he's spitting too.
But yeah.
He was nice.
Tell us boys, tell us, tell us, tell us.
You son, you son.
Now he's 10 bullets.
We should be good.
Now we ride.
Oh Mr. Vets, take me from over to his boy,
good man, good man.
And Mr. Northwoods, get to your mother,
we're doing his boy, good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, give me my boy.
I think it's a Christian and Mr.
OV was ready was ready John makes you restart your quest cuz you as you failed
as you failed and you suck John what why you suck also we start your quest
You would fuck it if he doesn't be sorry whatever I just want I'm looking for it nothing. No, you don't
You don't do anything you find you good. I've been looking for it the whole time. You're it's the bald man
The bald man that's trying to sell us torque on Verena
He's over there. You don't even have to restart it. So you just seem mean. Are you really? Yeah, we
I thought you said it failed the quest
We did talk I saw that's why they told me it failed the quest
The auto restart failed quest now. Oh
Yeah, they changed that I forgot
That's nice that's nice that's nice that's nice
Nice.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Joe Reagan is a man of all time.
That was almost a sentence.
All right.
Honestly, it's a pretty good supply.
Um, almost a sentence.
We're like 80% the way there.
We're like 80% the way there.
We are looking good.
We are looking good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Why should be a gym anymore guys? I don't think you realize this song comes on 20 times at night
What he does it like?
Jam 20 times night. No black flame. Oh my I'm gonna need to see you actually won V1 the icebreaker
Or I'm gonna say it didn't happen and you just sold stuff on the market wait my taunt work
Yes it did. Master Chief? Yes it did. Yes it did. Yes it did. I'm in half-mast.
Your voice is very sexy and I will do it live on-screen. I will whip my cock out
live on-screen and complete the icebreaker. I will have Zinzi and Mr. John
step back. You will see. You will see.
Uh.
Oh.
Peter, I'm getting married tomorrow. A
condolence.
Oh, you make sure the day before you
wedding today, you go to a bunch of strip
clubs and get as close as you can to
and cheating without actually cheating to show your wife
how committed you really are.
It's the meta.
It's the meta.
Do tag, do tag.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You kill night. Oh, yeah, I did I'll do it again
What is so weird so it goes I like it when did she gets angry makes me want to fold her up like a
Rito's Rito. Oh my gosh, rotisserie chicken. Can you say rotisserie rotisserie chicken? Oh my gosh
You rotisserie chickens fold because I haven't heard of any folding rotisserie chicken
That's what I want to say.
When Jimdy gets mad, it scares me.
Whoever said that has never been in my shoes.
I can't speak.
I need food.
Folded like a gallon of milk.
What drunks is that guy on?
That's why I would run.
I was like, what?
In case you want to take it on the road,
you fold it and put it in your pocket.
Of course, of course.
I pulled some chicken real quick like I pulled your mom's foot.
Okay, all right.
Okay, I hope you know that by the sheer amount of mom jokes you said, my mom has most certainly
heard at least one, and she is probably not that happy about it.
She probably just put it in you, just know that, just know that, just know that, just
know that.
There's no way there's no way.
She has probably heard one, she has probably heard one.
You're a bad man, you're going to hell, you're going to hell, didn't you?
You're going, oh, let's ride!
You know, I feel like there is no way with how you are with jokes that your mom would
be mad.
Your mom has to have a sense of humor.
There's just no way.
Yeah, there's a 99% chance you walked in here talking about you getting your back blown out by Daquadius.
I'm just...
First off, first off, alright pal, I don't make jokes about my own mom's genitals, okay,
so that's a little different.
Secondly, yeah, she's very understanding, although she doesn't make the junctions out.
She didn't fault me for my hobbies.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
that's right she goes she pulls up the stream she goes that's my son right there
and then she cries a little in therapy wait someone's on metal behind me
i'm dead no no
oh for my ass oh no one down
are you dead son? punching bag oh yeah
You did not kill the guy that you were killing.
Hump, hump, hump, hump.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck.
Fuck you!
Oh, fuck you!
Oh, shit!
That guy's good.
That guy is good.
That's...
That's...
That guy's good.
That guy's good.
Okay, all right, Mr. Corbin blue me all right, okay, all right
All right excellent rain
excellent rain
And that guy's off double nose from 60 milligram by man's. I don't know. Hey, can you even get up on the rock on that side?
That guy's good. That guy is good
Killed his friend, though.
Shucked a fart out of my butthole, pussy.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Mmmmmm.
Was behind you.
Hey!
Hey!
Now we've got all the places he couldn't have been out of the way.
Let's focus on the places he was, which is in front of me
On the rock, you blind motherfucker.
He's loading, she's alive.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Hey guys, what if we tried to survive longer
than two and a half minutes?
That floating an idea.
What was it in the little drop down?
Oh yeah, let me check the drop down.
Let me check the drop down.
We see.
Survive more than two and a half minutes.
Survive two and a half minutes.
No, you're right.
I'm wearing that drop down.
We're in there.
Not in the drop down.
Very true, very true.
Alright you guys, what if we skip this entire quest line and move to part two?
Sick graphics, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Guys, does anybody know what you get for completing this? I want to know if this is worth it.
Is this worth it? We get gold and diamonds?
A handy?
No way.
We from ref himself.
Oh my god.
Guys we gotta compete this course.
Get your kid on, get your kid on.
We gotta go.
Get it.
Hmm.
Little shoppin' shoppin'.
Little shoppin' shoppin'.
We'll grab a rig from rag boy
Here we go perfect you grab a quick helmet like dude like you do a
Quick headset. Oh, I'm out of headsets. So we talked to Baldy
hmm, I
Like how the the the traders are either bald balding menopause or
Absolutely ridiculous handsome runway model
I
Duality of man the duality of man
It'll suck up little suck up
I've got poopy bogey. Did you is there any way? Oh, no, I'm good. I'm good
Apparently, I just had a shitload of PCP FMJ that I had no idea about somehow somewhere
That would have helped long ago that would have helped many moods ago many moods ago
I just got back from getting my food and they forgot half my order somehow and the dumbling
Oh my god kill them Stoned them in the town square don't stoned them in the town square
I just don't understand
You should write up you should write up you should write a strongly word letter to him actually you should do
Yeah, I guess so you should hop in your car and drive after that guy and run him off the road in the game of course
I don't
ride
I'm ready to get ready to get
I
voice
God did he almost I'm not ready. I'm making a gun and a kid. I
Don't know how you get ready so fast like you just have this shit in your stash because you bring him everything I
Die a lot did he I
Practiced I practiced making a Kent probably more than anyone that has ever played this game
Mm-hmm
Back to me perfect practice makes perfect
I've died so much that I can't even buy my gun parts
Perfect perfect. Honestly, just bring a pistol or something. We'll blow these bitches down there easy
No, I have to kill the things remember
No, you have to have the note I think which watch yeah, but you guys can't kill the
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Knight needed forty one forty three kids in one night. Yeah. Yeah, I did
Fuck night
Ian John was we'll run suckers around that place easily. Yeah fucking easy light work
Yeah, yeah, good man, John. I gotta be fucked by side by side by you on the battlefield
Oh
None of that came through the microphone
I would not buy you brother
Not as loud oh
You don't have to kill the scavenger. She knows he does have to kill this guy's cuz me and John can't kill him
Once again, it's really not that's stupid and also dumb
Is it not another quest slide we can do where we can just murder these people I
I don't understand why we have to not kill him.
I feel like ref would be on one side and then another guy like Jager would be on another
side.
Except his quest.
I do see how he can go.
Third quest is kill him.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh.
Did you put in pink lipstick?
No.
This is just left over from my sensual time with your father last night.
I've been wiped it off.
I like to remember him at the time we had it.
The zeppelin is facing the wrong way
How do you even know where it's going? How do you even know where it's going? That could be going anywhere, buddy
The words are scrolling the wrong way I squint cut I
I swear to God. I swear to God.
Nice! It is two words! It is two words!
It is two...
TWO WORDS!
If you can't read that, no one, up, down, left, right, diagonal, I've got news for you, buddy.
I've got news for you. It's time to close the stream and pick up a buck.
It's time to close the stream and pick up a buck. Any buck, you can start anywhere.
It can be a picture book.
It can be a picture book to start off with.
Any book, any.
Redfish movies, oh, a fantastic book.
A book for the ages.
Remember when they canceled Dr. Seuss
for being racist or something?
Wait, what?
I'm pretty sure that happened.
Did that what happened guys?
I'm pretty sure.
I'm like 95% sure.
I don't remember though.
I'm like pretty sure though.
That happened.
Do it.
Do it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
You cheated on his dying wife with cancer
What oh
If that's just like a made-up thing that person who said it should be well
No, actually he actually kind of just activated some neurons in my subconscious and I think I think I know I think I
Vaguely remember hearing something about that. Oh, I typed in dr. Seuss. Okay cheated and it said on dying wife
So I have a feeling it's true
Ah, her face is closed.
ELECTRONIC!
I
Don't be a body me
Oh, yeah, I didn't say we'd take a pee with the pee real quick. See if we can bust her on some goop. Yeah
Hey, boy, where you going? Yes
Somehow I'm already down three mil playing with you
Beep I do nothing I do nothing I do nothing
I
Think I should take my doctor's advice that I'm drinking a healthy amount of alcohol even though he's fat as fuck
Yeah, I
I just needed one person
Watch dirty mouth about wings we have the best wings in night the anchor bar and buffalo night has the best wings
They were invented there
Better not disrespect buffalo or the sauce
oh
hmm
chicken wings
chicken wings
die immediately
no sound
No visuals, instant death for you. Immediately. At once.
Cosmic execution.
I don't think Mr. Shadybush is here.
I don't know so far behind us.
He's a fat little piggy.
He's a fat little piggy.
I'm recovering from it.
He's a fat little piggy.
I'm recovering from it.
He's a fat little piggy.
Use your fat, little piggy.
That too.
I reordered my food, and I bought double rice.
And dumplings?
Oh, fuck me.
It's NG.
There's no way that I forget this.
The great dumpling shortage of 2026.
Oh my gosh.
This day will live in envy for generations.
We've seen songs about this day.
Oh, that is special martini was still good. I wish I'd boofed it.
We'd sit on that special martini for two and a half hours.
No, no, it's gone, but I'm just reminiscing on how good it tastes.
Sit with the tibes.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
You get dumplings. Oh my gosh.
I'm going to the pier I'm just gonna take a quick peek at the beer and
Then I'm going to this mother's dead
You can kill PFC through the whole map not just the camps why did anyone tell me that
That's huge information. That's literally perfect information
Oh, hey guys, I finally see you.
Oh, congratulations.
I really hope that's you.
Oh my god, I see a guy, I see a guy.
Way, way back, way, way back, huge, huge buffalo man, huge buffalo man, all the way
to the back.
Hi.
You don't remember me?
Yeah.
When I see two guys, I see two guys, give me a chance.
I see them too.
I see that one.
There's also one guy all the way to the back next to the white-hunt
No, there's two on the right side two on the right side. You killed one. Oh
I miss I miss there's two on the river and then one on the back white house
Yeah, but you killed one on the river. I really do that. I
Swear unless he just like
They're scared. I'll tell you that much.
He's about to shoot him. He's about to shoot him.
I think he just killed them both with a grenade.
Yeah, I think he did.
We thought we'd have to go kill that guy.
Yeah. Yeah. You'll kill by now.
I'll see why not. What if we said, John down there?
Oh, I almost just died. What if we said, John down there and then
when John is getting overized we shoot up oh I'm gonna mobilize start shooting
them but where for where the white building it appears I don't think so
I'm I'm getting the fuck out of here you're not gonna win it I think at the
start of beer yeah start here oh to the left I'm getting way to the lefty to the
I'm scared I'm ducking in real life.
Uh, Mr. Permission is on the pier, like going down the...
I missed him.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, he's shooting.
Yeah, it's going on the left side.
He's shooting at someone.
Permission's dead, permission's dead.
I got permission, permission.
I got permission, permission, permission.
God, gee.
That guy's still behind that white house.
That white...house.
I'm getting whether there's a guy behind the gas pumps here.
The bike here from my seat.
That's where Mr. Permission came from though.
Who's Mr. Permission? Shoe-Send?
That's the question.
Seems like someone off on the left side of the bridge.
Fuck it, I'm packing these bags up, going in.
I'm going in
You're going in
You be patient you be patient there John
I
Dishonest I might not come back. I want you to know that I always
Always
I'm gonna cheat on you the second
Nope
He's down right now
We're on the left side of the rocks. There's two of them. There's two
Rocks the other one is still up on the rocks
On the left that they're gonna be pushing into my team. I see him
We all we don't win open fires without where there are the bridge with all the bridge. We're smoking
Everyone drop down. They're coming
You shut up
Way back in the water way back in the water wait that actually hold on that is it oh, right I
Hit the guy in the back like six times we back at the water way back at the water next to the White House
Like I still hear
Yes, the other guy is in that smoke, I think, unless you-
They might- Parmesan's nades might have just fucking blown that discovery in-
I'm pretty sure one of them died to Parmesan's nades.
Yeah.
JOG!
Give them hell, boys! Give them hell!
Oh my god, we are so open right now.
Show no mercy.
Show no mercy, John.
ROCK IT!
We packed a quick magazine. Hold on, what's going on over there? What was that? What was that? What was that?
What was that? I don't know!
Hey! You're not inside the blue fence are you?
Fuck you! You're on the water down below.
There was a guy inside the blue fence on the left side.
There was a guy behind the boat at the water.
I might be dead body or tire that's that's a good body that's monster every time
it's different if it's 10 years
good work you finally got him you said we got him
we're moving and sneakily you can't hear us
Oh, that's not gonna be good for us.
Oh, John, John, they have grenades.
Oh, yeah, one thing I'm gonna say.
Oh, no, we're good.
Oh, oh, oh.
Did you buy it?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Now we got him.
Now we got him.
Now we got him, now we got him.
Now you have to mow with me or they won't think we're both dead.
Oh shit, they don't know.
You got him too late.
You got him hurting, you got him hurting.
Who shot him?
The guy from the water is shooting him.
Did you get that guy?
I-I-I might have got him! I might have-I might have got him!
I don't know, the guy from the water is also peeking him and shooting him.
Yeah, way!
Are you dead?
You have to tell us if you're dead!
Those are the rules!
Oh, oh, thank god. Oh, he's dead, guys.
Oh, yes? Okay. He just told us.
We got it.
Thank you, sir!
Thank you!
I'm just trying to take a sip of the silly.
He's behind the- It's like a reward.
At the water.
Like the, uh, hoverboat?
Locked.
No, no, no, not the bike, no, no, no, the back, the very back, go all the way back, next to that white little house thing.
Okay.
What?
He says it's clear to come in, they're dead.
Alright, thanks!
Thanks, I appreciate it.
We're doing pretty good.
Keep going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Are you sure you're dead?
Okay, thank you.
Watch out for the trip, by the way.
Yeah!
Oh my God, I did kill him!
No way, no way!
I killed one of the...
The Finch!
Guys, that might be bait for his teammate on the back to kill you guys.
Oh...
He's still back there. He's watching you guys right now. I see him.
I got one to this building. We have to go there and kill him, okay?
DOG!
Oh my god, that was cool.
We are official Twitch team members for the event.
Yes!
We're here to monitor it to make sure nobody cheats.
That's true! That's true!
Are you part of the Twitch...
Tarkov...
...Streber of Ed?
We have survey forms. We don't even have guns.
That's right! I killed that guy...
...with...
...my cock!
He's blind!
By mine!
you are two miles away please talk louder thank you go ahead what were you
saying sir but there's still two in the building and one in the bag come close
come to the side of the building so we can hear you please that we can't hear
what you're saying.
You're gonna have to go! Goodbye!
Is that a lady?
Are you a lady?
Uh, maybe?
Oh!
Congratulations!
I said goodbye!
Can you come closer?
We're outside the building!
Well, alright.
I'm gonna go ahead and peek
Go ahead and peek and see what happens.
But so far, so good.
God, how do we get in the building?
Also, Gigi, this lady in here says hi.
Apparently, if there's just any other lady in the game,
you instantly know her somehow, so.
What?
What?
What?
Can we talk?
I know them or?
Jesus said tell did you guys and I I don't know who it is
Ow
Teammate I'm dead now now. There is only one of us and we are vulnerable
No, no, we shot we shot we shot
To challenge into a knife fight
He's a snap on
Stop hook up I
Am challenging you to a battle of the fisticuffs do you accept
Oh, he does have a melee all right nevermind I'm I'm gonna shoot you it kill you
I'm scared of nothing the Bunkulator is scared of nothing not even spiders
There's so far away are they on the other side of the building I think they're on the stairwell
Looking right at the front door
You understand while looking right at the front door
Come closer we're outside
We just drive push again you know what
I
Say
I see we but really fast next to the front door
Okay, okay, all right, if I we have you
Run away passion. Oh
I'm out food. Okay. Can you hear me better now?
Oh
So you have any food I'm hungry
I'm even going to die boy
Don't worry, I won't repent you
No, did you say you coming yep, I'm just doing food. I'm hungry
God oh my god, did you listen if you give me food I won't kill both these people. I'm not even joking
I will kill this entire pier
Just a quick nibble.
Just a light snack.
All I need.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What are you guys doing over there?
Fuck yourself!
Just a second.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm ready for battle.
Put my arm back on.
You see I'm not even joking.
I can kill these people.
I can kill these people alone.
I have the know-how and the determination to win.
Up this?
OK.
Let's say I'll be just healing a little bit.
Here we go.
Big spice.
All right, stand back!
Stand!
Back!
Mm-hmm.
I'm going in.
God, when do you get Ja-
Oh!
Oh!
I have no fucking clue. Over there?
Oh, what?
Oh.
Oh, thanks, John.
I killed him.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
All right.
Coconut.
We play up, Genie, we play up.
We play up to the people yeah, oh wait, did you want to do this one?
Good job clean Phoenix boss. Thank you boss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Just doing my part
Just doing my part for the team
Wait, well I don't have any eyes on this, Zidgee's streaming.
I'm going to reenact what Zidgee's doing through sound.
Pshh, pshh, pshh.
John, can you set the mood for me?
Like, the ambiance?
Like, birds chirping?
Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh.
That one got one boys good one diggy
Pew pew pew got the other one boys
Sorry
I
Want you to then we're doing it and see what she's got let's see what she's cooking boys. Let's see what she's cooking right here
You see about the team up with these dives?
Did you kill these people?
I was using it you can do that the whole time.
was using it you can do that the whole time
did you kill them I did you have to kill it
they disrespected me and John we will not be disrespected my right dog yeah
yeah yeah fuck you oh my god I also killed a guy in the front too I don't
think you're gonna need to lose those guys those guys are already stacked oh
my god these guys are huge those are the guys that someone got with your gun
No, but you go ahead drop it that that things a piece of crap compared to these guys
Oh
Those guys I just remember those guys didn't kill those guys. Yeah, what's the name? Yeah
That was him he pushed into the building
What?
No, I killed the guy at the end right there. Oh, then that guy's lying lying. Yeah, exactly
What are you doing? That's our stuff. Are you looting? I
Thought for sure they were gonna kill you. I thought for certain they were about to pop out
Okay, you hit a hedgehog, you hit a hedgehog right now,
you hit a hedgehog, you hit a hedgehog,
you hit a hedgehog, wait!
No!
Come on!
Damn it!
Excelling raid, excelling raid!
All right, you know what, all in all,
I think we did pretty good that raid.
I think we did pretty good.
I shot a guy through a fence.
I shot a guy through a fence.
John was also there.
I participated.
gone for disobeyed good times all around good times all around I think we need
to move to part two I think we moved to part two here we go part two part you
know I'm not gonna be giving up on the tongue of hospitality quest until
tomorrow it is time to be scumbags it is time to be your three order
Bags in the hundred dumb times he's got bags
We don't have dumpling places like that around here
Oh, this guy spamming his clicks all three got caught by auto mod even though he changed the variation quick
Send a fourth one before I ban you
Oh to it
The guy at the end killed them so close. I'm literally out of their dogs. Don't close yet so far
Oh, I didn't like who's just sitting there with some clothes you and verbal diary. Oh close. Oh close
Now you'll give next time tiger
Some bags without the ass scumbag
Come bags oh
Come on where to I was confused. I was confused there for a second
Okay, what we're gonna do now what we're gonna do now is get an RPG and
Sit on the piano
Do you understand each other? Yes. Wait, what's your RPG call again?
Do you remember you can't buy it and it's like
three thousand dollars. No, you can buy it, but you have to buy the ones that weigh over
four KG because if you don't, then it won't have a rocket in it. I can't because it'd
be level 30 by the fleet. It's called you type in rocket. It's called rocket space
launch. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay, over 400 KG over four KG, 400 KG, four KG. How am
supposed to carry that. Okay, so what we're gonna do is one of us is gonna have a rocket launcher and
One of us is gonna sit on the outer exterior of the pier
With said rocket launcher the other two guys are gonna sit on another part of the pier and watch
Then we get the goop and it was cadet. Oh
Now if I were if I were the weight of the gun, where would I be?
If you were I already looked through all them. There's none on the plea that has a rocket
I'm gonna bring an umber and a buster
Wait, did you even have a grenade launcher?
What are those called? I have an impact grenade one more for two
Umber
We guys guys I have a better idea. What if we just copy what that guy just did and go behind the white house with an impact grenade
You went that
The beats your quest on lock iceberg because I can go there now and it's so nice to not have to go to shoreline to get there
I don't want to do a quest is hard what I'm gonna do hoodratch it with my friends
But you had it
Yeah, there's a second one where you just can go straight there without going to the thing
Yeah
I
Guys we bring for we guys bring $4,000 and and
2500 years just in case we like get the perfect opportunity to go okay, okay?
Okay, okay
7.5 mil this we need to get rich. I'm bringing nothing. I'm coming make it with two impeccable mel okay, Genji
Oh my god, I'm see I feel so bad for you. I feel terrible. Oh my goodness
That is oh my god, you have to sell one of your solid gold yads. That's gonna be a problem
Oh, that's a shame that's a shame
I was oh my I heard jigi was such in a financial struggle last month that she had to sell her yad support yad support yad support yad support yad support yad support yad support yad
Oh my god, it was I would have I would have honestly was about to throw quarters at it
Yeah, stop around I'm sorry that happened. Yeah. Yeah, you do you too. Oh, so do you think that we can do we what about a trip?
Why with a bar 25?
You got a word
Okay, we need to try different rats sets each time. All right, first we'll try impact grenades
Okay, okay. That's really good. I'm not doing a great story. You guys just you're doing pretty. Oh, okay
The same teeth, I've been boys, I've been boys.
What are big arts?
They discontinued up.
There is no more big arts.
Other food is here, beer, beer.
This is what you guys said.
To be in my rotten family.
Good, no, not good.
The big arts was a hallmark in the mechatical community.
Big arts was delicious.
It was sesame seed buns to its hot and ready meat.
It was an experience, not just a taste, an experience.
I'm so close, don't stop.
That shit was ass, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Doctor, you ever have the big arch?
Yeah, I had it at your house.
Oh, yeah.
Is that shimashiii?
Or what?
Yeah, that's what we wanted.
Yeah, lather my pussy and peanut butter
and kiss me goodnight.
That shit was fire.
I'm telling you, Big Arch was probably top five burgers I've had all the time.
Thanks for backing me up there, John.
You're gonna be getting more split.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Big shit for the silly.
Shit was as.
I think what you mean is shit, comma was comma as question mark.
The Mick dick, the Mick doink.
Rest in peace Dave.
I would sell my bottom dollar to meet you in a raid sometime helmet checking and oh my
good God is that night nights up nights up.
We're dead.
Is bottom dollar the ugliest hooker that a pimp owns?
What am I thinking about something else?
Bottom bitch.
That's what I'm thinking of.
Bottom bitch.
Can I get some of my food again?
Um...
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Common mistake there.
Common mistake there.
Uh...
Oh...
Oh, let's...
RIDE!
We got the furthest one it's gonna be literally impossible to do what we're trying to do perfect
Oh my god, do you ever feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind wanting to start again?
Wow thanks Nikita, thanks for spotting us all the way across the book
First shot are we winning oh they got it
Oh my god, I was I said first shot looking at did you stream?
There's shots of
Down to the left over at the camp
When we got to get to the pier
Really I actually went to ice making a day by myself and
Before you even opened the first door. I heard shooting. I think somebody's sweet
Hell, yeah
I just say that because I was a little weird. There was an update yesterday, so I think that they've been glitching since
I'll do it out. You let them do it out
Yesterday I followed me gang. We gotta get to the beat
The safest spot to run is right through the courtyard of resort
I've heard
I've heard from a wise wizard he sold me three deans and all he wanted was a was one cow
Did you hear the uh, they forgot some of my food again. Oh, she is
What was it?
My dumplings. No shot. I'm not even kidding. Like both of the orders of dumplings or
perfect
You know when I come visit we should go get dumplings. Yeah, just a spike Genji. Yeah, we hate Genji
We hate Genji. We could eat them and laugh about that one time. She couldn't get them
You said not the clients of delicacies I
Ordered two things of right Genji's just eating 10 pounds of rice and that's it no dumplings. Nothing else got delivered
Yeah, we just wait so you just have multiple pounds of rice right out
A meal fit for a king
It wasn't imagine there's the same driver this lady just ordered two pounds of rice 30 minutes
Here's the second two pounds, ma'am.
He's doing it.
I'll be back for the third.
Yeah, let me know when you want a few more pounds.
Well, think about it, the restaurant
sees my name, so they see that it's the same person ordering.
So they're probably thinking, what the hell?
Oh, they're talking something to get about it.
Yeah, it's probably going, what the heck is going on?
I'm missing my food, bro.
I'm trying to do better, better voice
than I did with that.
There's none of... none of the chances in the... incidences.
I know where you are going.
Ah, my man, my man!
Hey, my man.
We can call a friend to help us with that.
Oh!
Jindri!
Get all the rice soup you'd like.
Get more pounds of rice soup!
Get more pounds for Jindri!
All right guys, where are the people that eyes real right to the dog grenade in hand? What do you guys think?
Not gonna happen
The vows
Hey John, how you doing?
I
Only was not gonna do this on you
It has a side out at the box the other side
Oh shit, that scared me.
Oh, you like that.
You've pleasured me greatly.
What are you doing?
I hope she's doing good in there.
What are you doing over there?
Go, Genji, go!
Go, Genji, go, Genji!
That's our friend!
That's our friend there.
Oh my god.
Oh, she just stared at her in the face.
Hey, how's it going?
Now, what you gonna move on?
We're stooping stigs.
Such as this one.
Not thanks for putting me in the barbed wire, you bitch.
Who's this guy?
Oh, take this guy's gun.
Oh, why would you tell me to take him and steal it?
I'm gonna take a take.
Did you see him on the side of that fence?
Free move!
I'm trying to get red!
I'm trying to get red!
Hell yeah!
I'm coming in!
This is a nice Mercedes. We need the miles per gallon is on this bad boy.
We're gonna sit here, go to the engine, do all the work, and then take all the loot.
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
What happened to the sitting there part? I think we've got the sitting there part.
You move your bad body!
Okay, we've been here.
Go, go, go, go!
Did a quick jump before she has a chance to get around it!
Oh these guys had nothing! All of them!
Wait wait, I need an attack too! I need an attack too!
I need an attack too stat! Does he have an attack too?
Yeah, this one does!
The one I'm on.
Oh, this one.
NOOOOOOO!
Oh my gosh! You're a good man, you're a good man!
Take the bin to do.
What?
Take the bin to do the bin to do.
Ok.
Guys, we're going to ice pick it, we're going to ice pick it.
We're going in, we're going in.
Oh, I got the peanut mask, I got the peanut mask.
I had bad news.
What?
John, do you not tell me you forgot your fucking money again?
John, I swear to God the next thing I do about this, I-
Oh, I forgot my money.
I swear to God, I'll get you.
There's no way you forgot.
No, I haven't you have it. Oh, thank God, right one thing it while I enjoy this
Take that Mercedes G wagon doctors are real guys behind them
I
What are you John are you dumb what I was getting
Dude
Dude John John use my money
John is my money that I had to get into
I probably did it with my stomach, but it's weak teeth.
What? I had at least a bite to go into.
Nice, hard thing.
I should break it, John! I should break it!
Dude, I had my 400k in my pocket, so I just...
Oh my god.
Damn, lucky shot.
Did you do his canadal? Or did we go in?
No, go, go, go. I died so you could go, so don't just...
...waste my death.
No, we're gonna waste 50 minutes without John.
that is true guys we leave or do we go in I think we just leave and go get
on again if that was an option I probably would have just not died
I
Don is legitimately done
Don has a huge talk. Oh, yeah, I read it. Yeah, I think I've been a check in his voice
Don is hanging down
All right, we're grabbing John stuff and we're resetting
Okay, I'll communicate better next time that I'm gonna go
We check let me check
Oh
Oh, this way, this way, follow me to the tree.
And this is the perfect time to go to.
John, you fat bastard.
You fat bastard, I cannot believe you've done this.
I cannot believe you've done this to me.
I'm gonna give you a stumpy knife.
I'm not fat, I'm not fat.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna just calm down.
He's okay.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
I tell you, I think I might want to bring the SFMP in there.
What do you mean?
Can you put rigs in the SFMP for empty?
What?
Did you put wigs in the SFP after empty?
No, only mud stops.
Ohhhh
I'll tell you, it might be worth it to bring the SFP in there.
This is like a ton of magic stuff.
What do you mean?
There's a lot of mud for sure.
Or maybe...
or chance...
Absolutely not worth it.
Maybe if you have like a raid bag.
If I had a raid bag, I'd do an attack too. That's pretty cool.
Oh, you would go crazy in there. Inject the cases.
Inject the cases would go crazy.
I always bring two.
Two?
Wait, how much do they cost? Be back in my life.
I'm not sure actually.
I know they can fill in the therapist for like 270.
Two-way 270?
Oh, they're only like 250k, I'm gonna grab two of them right now!
Tsk!
Catching 344.
B44, that's easy, that's easy, that's easy.
Because the rest of the stuff is just attaching itself.
Mm-hmm.
All of you get it, all of you get it, all of you get it!
I don't have to be a higher level to buy him.
That would suck.
I'll tell you it'd be level 40.
Oh wow, what a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight.
Oh by golly, thanks Nikita.
Thanks for fucking me again.
What a sweet delight.
You know, Peanut, if you had unlocked a map,
you could go there and reach level 40 in one day.
How long does it take you to the next line of quests?
It's literally just a BTR quest line.
It took me probably a few hours to get done.
We don't have a few hours?
Time is up!
The essence, Shinji!
We're poor!
We're gonna have to do it one way or another, though.
No, no, no.
We can just put it off forever.
How close can you get to this wall without them suesing you?
Oh, don't go close to it, you want to stay behind like these logs right here?
I just just saved this. It's just pretty safe. Did I just kill him?
No.
Okay.
They're unkillable.
Ah, perfect. Perfect. Just like the Chuck E. Cheesebasket in the Papa Don's.
God's...
Kalebazero sent in the AM, I like to stow, um, a dry pea nut under my sack.
So I take a piece of you with me, I pull it out when I watch you later and it's like a boiled pea nut.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Oh, they say chivalry is dead.
It is very much alive.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent rain!
If you were a hooker, what would your persona be?
In my mouth.
No, no, no, no. I would wear the biggest fur coat.
And I'd slap it like I'd Michael Jackson and you want this you want this you want this
I just stand on the corner of streets butt ass naked helicopter dicking the entire time
Yeah, someone said exactly I would even advertise I just bought the corner
Okay, you want to go with the guy wearing khakis over there you want to see the guy's
Helicopter dickens exactly they're gonna choose the helicopter 100% 100% 100%
We call this one the black Hawk it's just a metaphor you're gonna be quite disappointed
Metaphor for a baby
Let me get a little something something here. I'm good to go. Oh, it's we are certain the SFMB would not be a good thing to break
We are certain of that
Well, you can bring it if you want and try it out, but I think it's probably not it. Okay
Okay
All right
if you say so
Mmm, I just think it would be better if you had like a raid bag
Oh, yeah, I'm at least gonna be the MPP V V MPP V
Yep, you feel me did that ass on a snack. Oh my slide my slide you're not tapping
Cuz not cabin cuz not cabin on 62nd Street. She's keeping a hundred people. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
John you're my bottom bench. I want you to know that
You're lucky dog
You're on the list of the list D1 D1 bottom bench. Oh, yeah
They've got the water I need some beef a little bit of beef
I've got the FBB and then I'm also obviously let me see if I can get
Injectors case
Level 35
There I feel like the whole you can't put that in your bag or else it'll be permanently deleted
They should be able to do it where it only counts if you die
So if you're willing to sacrifice your life to give your friend something then they can have it you can't just drop it
Yeah, that made no sense, but also
Okay, I need to judge this case. Is there any other way to get it? We try barter. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Barter
Hey there, bitch double four. Let me see my clothes. We see our clothes. Oh
I'm not close. Oh my god. Guys. Is there any way to get this case right now?
Can you do the barter with their fists?
good thinking or is it maybe oh it's level four let me see how close I'm level
four oh I'm not close I'm thinking no judging about barter him wait a second
Good thinking. Oh
I love a fourth amperage. Do you have a coach? Oh
No, I'm not close to drop them, but not anymore
Well, maybe you can tell by one. I can't it says not I can't discard any
You can just sacrifice one out of solidarity for me
I
Know okay
I think I can do the typical quest slide, but I don't want to do any quest. I want to I want to do hoodwraps with my friends
Can I bring a medical case in my backpack
No, it's just a medical case
Their drops right now
Only for the streamers that are doing the small streamer challenge
I want to do it
Wait, you sign up for it. Oh, can I put this in my butthole?
Oh
Oh
All right, my plan is thwarted
If thwarted my plan, unfortunately, I
Have no way of bringing it. So here's the plan
I'm not gonna bring one
Okay, how to wrap your head around that
Making sense, but I trust you buddy. Oh
Oh
Well, don't worry, I'll do all the thinking I'll do all the thinking
Ggg gg gg
What oh nothing I
Just wanted to say that your idea to barter from therapist was a good one
Of course anytime out cut my tongue any time any time
always do that quest that you could get one from her you know yeah but that's that takes a lot of
effort and I don't want to do anything that takes effort
you get a couple magazines one moment
couple magazines
Okay, I'm good to go that's right
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
GGS Mark Roomkey.
We do the custom Mark Roomkey.
Let me see.
Oh my god, that could be huge. That could be huge.
You can get one easy there.
That is one that I do not have.
Fuck!
I
Don't know what that is John can you spend your money to buy a George Martin key
Yeah
What no, I'm just gonna I got it how many uses you got how easy on we
are we hit customs first we hit customs first oh 2.5 million for it though a 2.5 million
for three use key yeah okay there's no way there's no chance are you serious yeah I could
sell it or I could let my friend use it that's not true at all hold on I know you know you're
lying it's like six mill there's no way a three use key is two point four
million dollars or whatever no three use key oh my god he's right it's two
point five million dollars
we guys wait why is it so expensive is mark room still buff we guys have you
guys hit mark through recently do you still get like really close up
It is a questee as well.
I'm selling it.
That's why I think it's better to just run streets and run both, uh, margarines.
Let's go, customs, peanut. You can have everything marked for muddy.
Yeah, but why not try two margarines instead of one?
Um...
What am I watching right now, you know, um, that would be a thousand get-to-jobs.
That's fucking crazy.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell?
I thought they took that out.
I thought that was a myth.
I thought that wasn't allowed anymore.
No, I'm looking at it right now.
It shows a thousand get-to-suck-to-buy right now.
Try it, Jinzy.
See if it works for you, too.
I don't even know if my alerts will play for that.
How do you hear a hundred gifted subalerts so crazy?
What would a thousand do?
You would have to just, like, actually bomb yourself.
Alright, Potatofella, I have a bomb strapped to my chest in the game, of course, in the
game.
Put a mortar in your gaming room and just set it off.
You potato fellow, what are we doing? What are we smoking?
What are we smoking on this fine fucking fan Friday?
I've never received that ever.
I've never, I didn't know that was possible anymore.
I thought that was the thing that they put in
for two days until they took out,
because everybody got mad.
What the hell?
I just got me a tap with the potato fellow, my man!
I've never received that.
Guys, I do, I don't even know to say that.
I've never had that ever happened, ever!
Uh...
What the hell?
Uh...
What the hell?
Uh...
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Mr. J-Po, I-I have no animation for that.
I have no animation for that. I have no alert for that.
I-I did...
I didn't think that would ever happen.
never thought that would happen. I never made an animation for that time. Thank you. That's
I that's that's all that's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. I that's all I got.
Here's your potato. Thank you, brother. That's you. That is way too massive, dude. That is
actually way too massive. That is actually way too massive, potato. Thank you so much, brother.
That is actually way too mad, Sam.
I hope you know much I appreciate that, but I hope you know much that it needs to be
to support the stream and the bungalows like that. That's way too big.
Guys, please don't do it with Mr. Potato.
Backhead guy just over here. That's fucking crazy.
Potato, seriously, brother.
I hope you know what that means to me, brother. Seriously.
That's fucking crazy.
Oh my god.
Hey, doesn't even look...
Doesn't even fit in with the other stuff.
Doesn't even look like it belongs here.
Oh Jesus Christ. Yeah wait hold up let me hit that. I know what to do. I know what to do. I'll do a. I know what to do. I know what to do. Hold on. Give me a second. I know what to do. I know what to do.
There's it. There it is, we hold up. I don't do I don't do I don't do I don't do I don't do I don't do I don't do I don't do
Wow
Yeah, I'm activating it manually potato. I'm activating it manually
I'm activating it manually. It's not gonna say your name. It's gonna pick a random number of sums, but it's for you
Mr. Potato fellow
It's for you, for you, for you, for you, for you, Mr. Potato Fella!
It's not gonna say your name and it's gonna be for a random number of subs.
I had to do it manually, it doesn't really work that well.
My man, my man!
Only said, I'm still just an amazement, I seriously didn't even know that was possible.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
I could have swore there was a thing they had it for two days and then everybody got pissed and they removed me
I could have swore
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Oh there it is! That's the one right there! That's the one! That's for you! That's for you!
My boy! That's for you!
That's for you! My boy!
Uh...
I did come here to talk to you!
I did come here to talk to you! I did come here to talk to you!
Shit!
My man! My man!
Good lati duke, a lati daaah!
Thank you for the series, by the way.
Seriously, I know I say this a lot, boys, but I hope you truly know how much it means to me.
I hope you know how much it means to me. Thank you, Mr. Potato.
Thank you for supporting the stream, the buggy list, and I hope you're doing very well, my boy.
I hope you're doing very well. All your ventures are in Devils, brother.
I hope you're doing very well.
I hope life is going great for you, my boy.
That goes for all buggy liners to them, but I hope everybody's doing fantastic
and all endeavors are events, brother.
It's a war to me being here tonight,
every night, here with you guys,
playing video games, having a good time.
It's really the only thing I do in my entire life.
It's the best thing I do.
It's fucking, it's,
I just hope you guys know what's a B-Series, brothers.
Seriously.
I'm not a wordsmith.
I'm not that good with words,
but I think you know what I'm trying to say.
Thank you, my boys.
Hope everybody's doing fantastic.
Wow.
he's definitely smoking crack but still wow wow Jesus Christ he's Louise oh my
goodness I apologize for holding you guys up Mr. Johnston Mr. Genji I
apologize I was I mean dude you have to do everything in your power to try to
suck that person off I why don't worry I'm giving them the lucky lucky five
billion behind the Wendy's tonight and four feet and 40 MCT don't you worry do
I've never seen it go from 0% hype trend to 26%.
That's great.
I genuinely didn't even know that was possible.
I didn't even know that was possible.
Wow.
I didn't either.
I thought that was like a thing they were testing.
I never actually did it.
I thought that was the thing they added for two days and then everyone got pitched and
they took it out.
I drive that habit.
That was like three months ago.
Being a stuch must send.
Mr. Nut, listening to your stream
makes me rock hard.
And my girlfriend,
soaking wet.
We have the best
hanky-pank to your voice.
Ross.
Ross.
Ross.
Ross.
cross
This is see now, but mr. Boy, yeah, and mr. Crabble was good man. Good. I'm bad
And mr. Crabble was good man. Good. I'm bad
And mr. Deep rise move on to what good man. Good. I'm bad
Good laptop. He's gonna let he dies
It's been two years I've watched you on Twitch.
This is an easy move for YouTube.
Thank you so much for everything you do.
To my left, when I was down on a car path,
I missed Andrew, my boy.
That's very kind of you to say, my boy.
And remember, tomorrow is always with them, always.
Godspeed, Mr. Andrew, Godspeed.
I've got to hear what that's like, brother.
I've got to hear what it's like.
Oh, Mr. Stina, Mr. Stina, I'm watching you,
I'm like, good man, good ha, man!
Now, let's run!
I
Well, we're on my friend's head
Pretty sure you just picked the wrong map. I want to align
I thought we were going cussing for the mark
Oh, oh, yeah
God tell me you have your fucking money. I just checked I just checked in
Do you have your buddy?
Like actually?
Yeah, like actually, I got it.
I'm gonna kill you.
Okay, look, I got it.
521,119.
All right!
No!
Hold on, hold on.
All this card is marked for him, Keith.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Did you house your 10 pounds of rice and rice only?
Yeah, rice and rice only.
That actually sounds so fucking fire right now.
Dude, dude, oh my fucking god.
I actually can't cook rice.
I'm trying like eight times and I burn it every time to it's genuinely
Unusual it's actually I will eat almost anything all a horse crap, and I don't I can't eat the own rice like that
I
You just put the rice in the water and then you press the button
No
When my family would always cook the rice I'd have to put them like put in like two extra huge scoops for me
I'd take like a half or a whole stick of butter and just put it on top and mix it with it and she was fire.
And she was fire.
And she was bushing!
Wash your rice.
And you're boiling it.
I feel like that cleans it a lot.
what are all the types of trains that runs on you again I mean the trains I
offered maybe it's my road
it's treasure golden kappa community normal that is I I don't know I don't
know okay I don't know nothing I don't know nothing
Who knows me much, I don't know nothing.
Water goes from milky to clear.
Rice tastes much better if you rinse.
I don't know.
Is there any fast food restaurant that offers rice at 3 in the morning?
Is that something? Am I cooking? Am I on something?
What is it?
Yeah, yeah, there's like, there's like, dumpling spots that are open late.
Don't think it's mods? No, I don't think you can't express what he was having.
I don't think so.
Jack in the box dude. If you eat Jack in the box rice, he's asking to die.
He's asking to keel over and die right in there.
That is a rice.
Thank you.
Oh, that's so fucking good.
That's not so good. Genji's so lucky. He's got ten pounds of rice.
Genji said something to us.
They give me half your eyes right now
You can you can get it and it's still edible
Well the promise I have a box of ice my pantry, but I'm lit I'm telling you I'm not even joking when I say I'm trying to cook your eyes
I'm eight times and I'm really every time
You can tell me once and I believe I've moved it every time I can't look at
mosquito
I'm googling and I do the things it says.
I'm trying to listen to the box, I'm trying to listen to Google.
Every time I finish the bottom of the pot is black and the rice is unedible.
Guys, I don't have smokes since I thought we were going to watch that.
It's fine, I got two smokes. And Knight gives you one.
Yeah, but that's not enough for the boss.
Yeah, it's probably only one smoke went about.
No, there's five bosses. You need way more than that.
Nah, we are. There's only one boss. It's Wedge.
No. There's five bosses.
Nah, eeeeh! Nah, there's only one boss.
Oh, we're dead.
There's only one boss.
Alright, hop on the boat, guys.
Oh, we're getting shot at.
Oh, fuck, move!
I'm not gonna lie, I thought that that was John and Discord trolling us.
Still in rain, little bit of egg, still in rain.
How am I supposed to know that that's not John and Discord fucking with us?
I'm not gonna lie to you, I thought it was John too, but I wasn't taking any chances.
Sorry guys, I shouldn't have made you think that.
Yeah, it is your fault you dumbass!
That was everything I had.
That was my only attack to backpack that I've been trying to get the whole day.
John actually died in the game for you.
My fault.
You play these sounds all the time.
Also, your fat body was in the way for me moving.
You could have left 30 seconds before that.
That's it.
I'm wearing the Pino mask.
I'm wearing the Pino mask.
I'm wearing the Pino mask.
We're going into customs with only a Pino mask and we're going to the large room.
guys oh my god does anyone have an extra attack to they can bring me what
happened we go to ice rigger please he is please I can buy one yes thank you so
much you're blessing you're blessing let's ride we're going in boys we're
going in lock and load lock and move oh boy I can have a dead shabbit I cannot
believe that just happened I can't I can't that's my fault you were talking
about putting a bomb there and then it happens to us and we haven't had that
happened the whole entire time until now again on me John's fault I blame John I
blame John 100% I blame John I blame John quit running everywhere oh guys you
It took a taxi. Thanks, boss
What next time let's hop in Taylor Swift jet go down to the dock. Oh, thanks, dude
Oh, you know what actually I was thinking maybe we cut off our legs and hop there you got that you got that
Yes, that will that will ensure our safety. They will be invincible
That will be there will be God's
Hey it turns out the 200 buttons still in 2-feet-a-
The 200 buttons?
Yeah- OH!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's their plan for me my boy!
My dad's gonna tell me to buy me shit!
My dad's gonna tell me to buy me shit!
My dad's gonna tell me to buy me shit!
My dad's gonna tell me to buy me shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad, be do good, I lad, be daah!
You went for it!
Good lad, you impressed with my skill, were you, Blasphemous?
Yes, I have been training for 6,000 hours, Mr. Blasphemous.
What you see on your screen is a professional.
Do not try to replicate the strategy at home.
You will get hurt, Mr. Blasphemous.
You will get hurt.
This is a professional at work, impressed by skills.
Very common.
comment mr. Blasphus very common I don't doubt you I I don't blame you I do not
blame you for being so impressed
incredulous incredulous thank you my boy she's funny I don't know what crack you
guys are sharing and smoking over there tonight but thanks boys she's my thank
mr. mind you know I hope you do it small as well big man I hope you smell as well
thank you brother thank you my boy Jesus Christ Jesus Christ what is going on
I miss to be my baby boy 25 is the boy good bad good. I'm bad. Thank you, my boy. Please change your my boy
Oh
I
Rubby get out the suit you have to this rain it
Should just get it now to the door. We why?
Oh my god, you are hot thanks
You'd you like my mask? Yeah, I'm fine man. Hey, we we we just gonna be doing just we all scare. Let's go with my mask
Are you silly?
We got her, we got her!
No!
The breaks, the breaks!
We got you, we got you!
No way, we get p-popped by a big girthy wiener from our left.
Nah!
EEEEEE
There was no way we would have been f-
Only like a rotisserie chicken, as Konan Schep says.
Folded, like a-
Gallant of Malcolm!
Of course, of course! Nah, no chance.
I'm sorry.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in. Lock it!
We're on the move.
C-O-T-B sexy.
Found Chickaloo.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Found Chickaloo.
Wow.
C-O-T-B sexy.
C-O-T-B sexy.
Moving into target location.
The next step of the operation.
Hello, dude.
Hello, dude.
Hello, dude.
Hello, dude.
Hello, dude.
Hello, dude.
Hello, dude.
Hello, this is me, Nikita.
This is SEAL Team Sexy.
Anyone in this dorms is instantaneously dead.
We are too powerful.
I hear you in there, don't murder.
Wait a second.
Fuck yourself, die.
Whoever's in here, fuck yourself, die.
I hate you.
Oh, shit, he's right here.
Oh, handsome!
Oh, fuck.
No, that's a guard or something.
What is that?
Hey, what is that?
Oh wait, that's the event, Genji, that's the event!
These are the event guys!
Hey, hey!
I forgot they're also here!
Okay, the guards are up here, okay?
Come on, come on!
OH!
Oh, fuck that, that was...
Oh, Genji, protect me.
Okay, I think they're all dead.
Oh, good work, good work, team.
I'm on the move.
I'm gonna go up at the door for you.
There is, there was someone up here, or in here, I don't know if there are four below
or what well I've got the pita mask on we can't defeat us
we're locking it for you thank you sir thank you sir thank you sir thank you
for your unlocking that the cost $800,000 that I'm gonna kill you're
welcome you're welcome yep okay perfect we hold on wait
I'm just kidding you can have that even inspected yet get it please all the
Good stuff
There's no good stuff they forgot to add it if you forgot to add the good stuff
You got got a bunch of loot up here
Is that you running up here? Yeah over by the dead bodies. Okay. Is there some like a note or something in here that?
I have to pick up for this class. Yeah
Where's all the good stuff that guys?
where oh no that was an $800,000 swipe you just did and I literally got my
fuck nothing I guess I got in the streets one that I open and I think streets
would be better for this stuff you really ain't up to anything boys stand back
I'm gonna deal with this pussy.
I'm gonna fall the muckin' down in the milk.
Hey, bitch! You want some of this?
You want some of this, pal?
Show yourself, demon!
Oh.
You guys shooting?
Attack the 330 cent to the most deserving streamer.
I don't know about that, but thank you, good job, thank you, good job!
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Gigi!
What do you mean, it's just you taught her, Gigi?
Gigi, where are you?
Where are you? Are you the one who's making all those shootings out?
Oh, third. I don't know.
Oh, the bad guys on first!
Hey, pricey! Oh, shit!
Die!
Die!
Yep.
Weeeeeeah!
Don't worry, I got your back.
Thanks, John.
You're a good man.
You cheat me, Matt.
Is there so many people in dorms?
I got killed by Cream and Cry.
Faze Cream and Cry.
Get him, John!
Get him!
Let him know!
Let him know who the boss is!
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, let him know Jensy, let him know, let him
He's cooking, he's cooking, let it cook, let it cook.
It's Saturday in one hour and six minutes, if you can delay him for one hour and six
minutes you can call the slur and then he'll run down the hallway the great
grandpappy told me about that technique Vietnam
with the death we push it oh my god I don't why the sound of the thing is
like five seconds of it
You watch out there's a green thing
There's a guy on this he I guess he's a teammate
I thought he's gonna run past
Ladder cook, ladder cook!
I'm literally fighting three different people.
Kill em! Kill em if you got it! Kill all three of em!
Good plan Dragon!
Oh, GG5, I don't have to watch your discord.
Oh, watch the discord.
Oh my god! Good thinking! I was just thinking it would be subliminal to lose half your body.
Where are they gonna shoot?
Huh?
Half the target, half the target.
Lowering the chances of shooting her.
Let him go, Genji, let him go!
I
That window you know my homies hate that window right there
You got this you got this for me to comprehend anything that's happening. I'm not gonna lie cuz you should push them shock it off
They won't expect it
shock and oh yeah yeah I'll get to it mm-hmm I was thinking you should also
chop off your arms yes you can get attacked yeah chicken don't get attacked
right before you push a look behind you he's outside now that's impossible
and there's people there's someone over at the other dorms
Dr. Binges
I
Okay, there's a guy upstairs a guy downstairs and then a guy downstairs all the way over at L
And there's a guy across the street and the other side
Dude
No, that's not how you do it, Genji. I can give you some lessons off stream.
Yeah, you think that'll help?
No
All right, we'll see we'll see
Good work everybody
We got nothing from the mark group and then we and then we died
Oh for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow
All right new plan new plan new plan new plan there's a new plan
New plan alert new plan
here it is okay are you ready cuz it's gonna be pretty extensive we go ice breaker we go
to ice breaker and we dominate wait hold up what's that bomb called I've been bombing
I don't like I don't want to see what's the bomb called
Explosive oh
European
How do you turn on that little tail 35?
You look it works
You see I've been attacked you boss
Bro you guys suck. Oh, we don't
You don't you don't you don't you don't we don't we don't we're giving it our all yeah
I'll put my whole pussy into these range money all right you may think was just taken around
like other stuff too. I've got my whole mercy into these raids. And I'll show you, I'll show you
all, I'll show you all. Watch this one. You know what? You know what? I'm going to make a bet with
the chat. By the time I get out of this next raid and sell all the stuff, I will have 3 million
and rubles at the top right of my screen.
I'll take that.
If I fail, I will whip my cock out live on stream tonight,
June 5th, 2026.
I might join in solidarity.
Solidarity hot hot if I don't even get the two mail I
Will get a bbl
And a tattoo of Drake on my left cheek
Yeah, that's right
You with me on this I'm with me on this who knows how to make the Elgato 4k camera zoom in a lot
It's voice activated
Okay, then yeah, I'll show my cock too.
Ha ha ha!
We're gonna need the International Space Station Telescope.
Stun!
Oh here knows anyone at Hubble!
I think Jarvis contact me with Hubble.
Jarvis, acquire me Soviet Union Space Technology.
Immediately.
150X minimum.
160X.
I need that right now, my chucks.
I'm gonna need you with those.
I'm gonna need you to double it.
I'm gonna need you to double it and give it to the next guy.
That hits me.
The next one.
I have nothing!
Oh my god, GG GG GG. I don't know if I already asked this, but can I have an attack to backpacks boys?
Yes, I actually have a trooper for you because it's better stuff.
Oh thank god!
You an MPVB rig?
No, but I could buy. Yes, actually I do have one.
Oh my god, I would love that.
I got you.
Thanks boys.
I can't wait to value you and appreciate you as a team member and a great friend
No, you didn't yes, I did yes, I did.
You're talking to Gigi so she can't catch up on something.
We keep interrupting her.
Yeah, yeah, no, but I really do appreciate your friendship and
I really value as an equal member of the team and I'm glad that you're playing with us.
And I really do appreciate the time that you spend with this group because I think
that you enhance it and like this all.
I got it again!
I got it again!
The duplice of the double!
God yeah!
Sick, sick voice crack bro.
I already told you I voice crack it all day.
That's the theme of today's stream.
I already told you I'm voice cracking all day. That's the theme of today's stream voice cracks. I can't open
Fuck yourself John fuck yourself and then you want to watch you after you do that
Die die die die die die
Die, die bear, die bear, die bear!
John, thank you for the 20 gifted subs!
You're welcome!
John, thank you for the 12 gauge, it was delicious!
Tina, thanks for the hat!
Appreciate it, buddy!
Hepatitis is great!
Ah, no problem, no problem!
No worries, just doing my part!
Civil duty, if you will.
Kimmel duty
Okay, I am out of backpacks almost out of money and really really drained of confidence. Let's I
I yeah, hold up. I I'm so figuring out this kit right now. I
Don't I don't have any armor. I don't think that I can wear I wait wait. I see why this slick nevermind
I was so do you want me to bring your backpack? No, no, no, she's got the back for me. Can you bring me a rig?
No, no, I have to bring a rig. I can't not bring a rig steady to push stuff in it
I
Verified my money's there and it's a verify your moe D
If I you booty, I'll just buy a crappy one because we're gonna have tons of them on the ship. Yeah, I mean. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
I'm sitting up
I
Hold on I'm still figuring something out. Don't leave me behind guys
I just had to find a site and then I'm good to go. Oh, I use site bags
things. Take this. There we go. Right.
Sorry, hold on. It's taking forever. This is taking forever. One second. One second.
Hold on. I've seen some mags and I'm good to go. I swear. I swear. It's the last thing
I need last thing and then butter bean butter boom yeah in the rain
Hmm look I have no ammo for these kill me kill me right now. I'm being FMJ with 23 put a trace in
Buh-me-uh-na-long, mm!
Don't get in my car!
Free-burn, yeah, banana-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Imagine committin' more crimes to that song.
President, hey Pena, tonight here just got discharged from the ER, so I'll be waiting here for you.
Can't wait to see you.
I'm coming.
I'm coming for you, my one been.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
Imagine what song they were listening to when they dropped
it on Hiroshima.
There's like in the olden days, there was no rap.
So they probably listened to like some old timey thing,
like oh honey, oh my love, oh honey my love.
Give up that for a second.
All right, let's ride.
I gotta grab another silly juice though.
How do you gotta grab one?
I
Yeah, oh my darling that's the one I was looking for oh my darling
I'm an island boy is trying to make my way
That's when they listened to God
That's what they were listening to
I
Was an ariana fucking pumping dude. I was saying that I'm an island boy. Oh
trying to make my way
To suck a dude is what they were listening to when they dropped out here. She but
Oh great the furthest spot possible oil me up bring me over and fuck me in for three
Wigs hey, what's up? I don't want to use oil
You want to drive? Yeah, you can have my backpack. Oh, you ever have rebel? No
okay
Oh my god
Why
You like
He had to be one of the racists.
Wait, no I'm not!
I don't skateboard!
Oh.
Of course. My apologies.
My apologies, my apologies.
I'm trying to accuse me.
I'm skateboarding.
I'm skateboarding.
My apologies, my apologies.
My apologies, my apologies.
It won't happen again.
Okay, thank you.
Follow me, gang.
But I heard that Gigi got a thousand sub-duties, sub-arouty duties.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I think I almost had a panic attack.
Oh, maybe you should eat something other than 10 pounds of rice.
Yeah, I heard 10 pounds of rice is the best for nutrients.
Might not be having a sinkable episode.
Confirm there's still a twitch.
I do.
I think it took a second for it to register what happened to, because I was just looking at that number like, is that true?
You snuck on some rice shoes!
Starfords gifted me plenty while I was peeing, and then I came back and I told him I hate him.
Good. Good thinking. Thanks.
Oh my gosh.
And someone was just booming down here.
I was right here, right? Was it at the P.S.?
Oh. Supreme Leader.
Supreme Leader.
He doesn't even make it to icebreaker.
We're making it that easy.
We're making it there easy, buddy.
Don't worry, guys.
I've got 5, 5, 6 FMJs, so I'll pick out any enemies wearing a paper bag for armor.
And you take out the rest.
Uh, okay.
Sounds good.
You found this way?
I think you can.
I think I can.
I can.
Alright.
I'm to your left.
Please don't shoot me.
This is behind me.
I feel safe.
You're warm.
I
Say nothing to me man, we got the money right
We got the money
God
Yes, I did it. I have my money. All right. All right. I
I forgot the smoke.
It's fine, I got four.
I'm gonna eat them.
We don't need them, we're going.
I've got four smokes and Knight will give us one more than five.
That's not enough.
Yes it is!
We don't need them, we're going.
You know what, I blame potato, he's just trying to save me.
Yeah.
At least I didn't get it this time.
Yeah, yeah, fuck you potato.
Am I right, Genji?
Watch out for the Ridside on the right, guys.
Nah, they won't do anything.
Oh wait, Genji. Oh.
I get the 20. I was supposed to do 2,000.
Oh.
Oh my god, that's so embarrassing.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
All of these boys follow me, gang.
Is Mr. Shadybushy here?
I don't know, but I can't wait for this guy around this corner to fuck my ass.
Well, you know, that's a regular green slogan, right?
Like, check for trip buyers this time.
We're pretty late.
There's a fat chance of his campin' edge.
To let John sit down there and marinate for a bit.
Oh
You can do it from up here guys in this it's way safe
No, it's not look
I bet I can find what it's worth even better. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it
We're in we are in lock it in boys
Firstly clean off all the spit out by screen so I can see the enemy
There we go
Here we go. All right, gentlemen, I have been training. I have been training for this exact
Moment I can take down every single AI up until the boss
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I
Don't remember putting the bomb in my special slot. I
Remember buying the bomb. I don't remember putting it in my special slot
Please God did I do that somebody tell me what did oh thank God. Oh
Nothing we're good. We're good. Oh
Oh, close one.
All right, guys, seriously, this this is what it comes out
here right here.
There's what there will be no goofballing around.
There will be no goofballing around.
There would be none.
Zero percent.
No new boot goofing.
John, if I see you even smile for one nanosecond,
I am building a time machine going back in time
and leaping across your mom's back to catch your dad's
come in my mouth and say you were never born. Do you understand what I'm saying you right now?
Do you understand soldier? Yeah, my game crashed. Good. Something about my dad's come but I'm on my
deathbed. We're in. We're in. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it in.
Have you seen Blue Mountain State? I actually haven't seen that.
Yeah, it's like the the bad castle episode where he takes a condom
He's like not my quarterback and he stores it in his mouth so the guy couldn't artificially inseminate his daughter
Think it was better to watch the show to learn that one
All right lock it bucket
We'll change that's what it was called
And did it move?
And we're on the move.
All right, Genji. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious.
I
Who's that one guy had that we were paying with Jimmy Jones
John John, where's John at?
We're jogging
My wife calls me when she's angry
Oh
If I die here, I'm actually gonna be so depressed that he'll be back
Can someone go die it's a vision laying down so it'll get your way
Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Stay back. Stay back. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Stay back.
I'll leave the charge.
Jack, I'll make another special martini. Peace out for real with me.
Peanut! Peanut! Peanut! Peanut! Peanut! Peanut!
What? What?
Don't die.
Oh my god. Did you fucking...
You fucking scared me, Jindy.
Let's just shoot your leg.
No, I won't. I'm kidding.
NICE COMS!
Where's that at?
Move you right, move you right.
Oh, god.
I killed Knight.
No, I can't actually act like that.
All of the bosses left this map to go to the other ones.
They're coming, they're coming.
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna come through this door it'd be really nice if you'd have more of my face off.
Please
You guys should try to watch the door though. Yes, I'm pushing right. I'm pushing right. She fudgy fudgy
I've got a couple goodies along the way, of course.
Can't forget the goodies.
Can't forget the goodies.
Good work, good work.
Finally.
He's burdened us for far too long.
For far too long.
I said, come on move.
I've got onto that thinking that won't be funny today.
One year today.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is a job job.
Oh my.
Quick shot.
Got him.
I have all the way to the right office.
I have all the way to the right.
I have the key card.
I'm not a key idiot.
We're kind of getting kids over here boys.
We're kind of getting rich.
Wait I'm like a jump shot.
I'm like you've jumped in the air
and hit the top of the head more.
I did. I bonked my forehead.
Yeah, you like your head on the floor.
Oh, it's super water!
It's not in.
Is that still expensive boys? Is super water still expensive?
Where the fuck is going to be so trippy?
You know what might be coming your way?
What do you hate?
my frames are so bad right now nobody told me to be right
okay on your side I'll go kill him don't be don't be wait
killed him good work we're getting juiced boys we're getting we're getting rich
look at my stuff we already got boys
how about how about that holy we just kill the guy fuck I thought that was you
did you die no I'm alive they got it you got it oh I'm scared did you I you
kill the guy that he's you got scared of no I killed him oh I was good work it
takes served it we're so good at you see what we did you see a certain kid
Where?
Okay.
Hmm.
It's time to play the game.
I've read one another.
Holy fuck.
It's time to play the game!
Hmm. One guide.
One guide.
Fuck you, son.
I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
Do we have first? Yeah, I'm walking out of the main hall.
We don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Oh look at this guy right there!
Got him dead!
Gotcha!
Genji, I'm in the room to your right, don't murder.
I think top floor is completely cleared.
Genji, Genji, Genji, Genji, Genji!
Face climb!
I'm gonna put my arm back on.
Good thinking, good thinking.
We're gonna need those.
Yeah, we're gonna need those before we're going.
Yeah, oh yeah.
I'm going out of the main hallway don't you don't you don't you don't you
Yeah, how you doing?
That's looking pretty good looking pretty good down there. I don't know for sure though, so stay fries to you
You know
Yeah, there was a letter from the radio yesterday.
Well, I'm gonna take this EDS for extra goop.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, another smoke on Mike.
I
Have you never get up. Oh my god
Why you wear that face
You just came to sit on it
I can't have it.
50%
No, that was not nice.
That was 50% I was about to actually unload into your mouth.
Oh my gosh.
I can't fucking fucking fit.
Hey, Pod?
Wait, what the?
There's...
What's upstairs?
Nothing.
Nothing?
You can't go up there.
I just did.
No, you can't.
There's just nothing up there.
I'm invisible.
Invisible.
I'm invisible.
Alright.
Ride the move.
We're on.
We're on.
Alright, we're out of the move.
We're out of the move, we're out of the move.
Okay, come on in boss.
The water's wide.
Put that back on him.
How many squares is this?
25 and it takes up how many?
Okay.
Oh, it only takes up 20!
Oh.
Oh, I can kill even more stuff!
Score!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
I'm actually cooking so hard right now.
I'm not even joking.
I'm cooking so fucking hard right now.
now it's ridiculous it is ridiculous I need to find another MPVD ring or I'll
see if you offer my main ring oh my god I can't hear you so much shit
that was a jump for joy you know fucking I'm gonna take this ring for now
are we are we moving are we moving? yeah
we can't hear you so much shit
Lock and load boys, lock and load!
Lock and load in your mom's pussy.
Alright, okay. Now is nothing time to think!
Who's in the door?
Lock and...
Do what you're doing, do what you're doing.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, I
Peeked this room you beat the next room then John peaks the third one
Only bear only bear
He wouldn't say yeah
John get your ass over here you're picking this all the way and died
I'm right here. Where are you? Where the kitchen? Where the kitchen? I need you to look in that hallway right there and look lab.
Do you see anyone?
All clear? All clear? All clear.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
I'm getting word that you just found two moonshines.
What?
Okay, all right, okay, guys, guys, guys, all right, we need to lock in here, okay?
I've been locked in.
Just don't do it.
Don't fall in a rock!
You understand me, don't you?
Can you move?
Can you go kill these guys?
Don't do
Where she made a really good time right now
What across one one across as well we give him
I want to show you
I should we save John in there?
I'm on the right, Andy.
John, all you watch.
We all did it as a team
Let's go
Yeah
Good work team. It worked. I mean you really came up here. I'm thinking how much you how much you get your head the fucking game
step it up
You gotta do it all the work
Why is there three bullet holes on the top of your helmet?
Mmm for good luck
Okay
That's right
That's our lamp's good for a lot right now, how's the lamp market looking?
Oh the lampstalk's high.
Probably not.
30k? That's fantastic. 30k one-shot. I'll take that any day of the week.
Any day of the week.
Whenever you're ready.
Bye buddy.
I don't know why.
Look at him, look at him.
That's Mr. Wenty.
Boom.
Okay.
All right.
Very important.
Fat bitch is out of the hallway.
Hey, hey, I want those fire shields.
Move your fat ass.
No! Fuck you guys, I'm going to the next one. I know what it is.
Ooh, she links these keys!
Pull back!
Score!
No! No!
Last time I slid my desk on my monitor.
Here you go! Here you go!
Marie!
Yes! John! John, I will bow you down right here when you say that.
I was good. You can take it. You can take it.
You're poor. You're poor.
No, I got seven mil left. I had fifteen when we started playing two days ago, but I have seven left.
That's a lot.
If you insist.
If you insist on door.
Bondure, Bondsewer.
Okay. I'm opening the door.
I don't even go anywhere dangerous.
You can go over that door anytime you want.
I was just talking to a ton of guys in there!
I'm just kidding.
Hehehehe.
Oh, pew, pew.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
I'm on the move, we're on the move.
God, it's okay, bud.
That's you.
All right.
Who's going down there?
Did you, you said you know how I can do it, but I can only do it when I'm the only one here.
You said you know how to do it with multiple people.
I mean, it's just what I said.
Like we have to stay out here and you have to shut the door and then go in in the middle, just like you were.
Do you want me to do it or do you want to do it?
Eight of them?
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
If I go, I need someone else's ammo.
My ammo's too poopy.
Mine's probably just as poopy.
What are you using?
Uh, M855.
Um, I can give you a 60 rounder.
I think, I know, I think I brought up one mag of good ammo.
Okay, let's send the homeless person down there.
I've got this guy.
You want, you want my mag of 60?
Yeah, can I have your mag, can I have your mag?
My, my, my, my gun's full of poopy ammo.
Wait, wait, wait, I have one that's good, I want it good, I think.
John, I don't believe you.
You just, if you have a six year old,
you really shoot all of them in one go.
Will they all be in the middle for sure?
You just have to give it a little second
for them to actually get all, get.
I had M85681, but I spent it all on Knights Deceased Corps.
John, get out of the room, get out of the room.
I want you to close this door when I leave, okay?
Don't close this one.
Close this one, don't close that one.
Yeah, come back over here, John.
Come back over here.
Don't stay, come here.
Over here, John.
I swear to God, if I die right now, I swear to God,
I need this move so bad.
No, John, can you stop it?
Dude, OK, come over here.
Did you not just ask me to shut it?
That's just silly.
You didn't shut the right door.
I shut the right door.
You're so brave, they can use this for you.
Please come over here.
Thank you.
OK, go ahead, Peanut.
All right, stand back.
Stand back.
Yeah, sit in your corner.
Fuck it.
Woo!
Got them.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I have a really good idea of this.
Thank you.
Eh!
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
I hear everything.
Come on, come on, come on.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
one
one two five one two five
one move one move see back see back I already there's already this
You
We need you there's more we take it
I hear one, I hear one.
John.
There's one more, there's one more.
Okay.
He's in that room up top.
Move, move, move.
You should be fine then to go and kill him up there.
He's in the left side door, I think he's in the left side door. I don't know if he's on top floor say the top though
He's right here your floor. Yeah
He might be out that door on the stairs though
He's Bobby he's Bobby's Bobby's Bobby
Um, there's extra bags down here.
Eh, yeah, yeah, who is it?
Who is it?
Going for it boys!
Now hold on to that, hold on!
I get first dibs of the loot!
I get first dibs of the loot!
This guy came in naked, that must be a glitch for the boss of that.
Maybe.
Good job, he's a splash, he's a splash.
He's a splash!
I have no doubt in my mind!
A little bit of glue.
They could send a Mr. Knut, which will sound like a Clydesdale horse pulling the Budweiser trailer through my house when your badass character runs in the dark hall.
I'm not that bad! There's a deep state lie!
You said lie.
He's died as he calls it with a hundred thousand dollars interest.
Oh my god, another pair.
That's 300,000 for my visit.
We're gonna be rich.
We're gonna be rich.
We're gonna be rich.
We're gonna be so rich.
Alright, now I'm gonna do some heavy-dissing.
You see what I'm gonna do?
I'm actually gonna swap out my stuff with this so I can carry more.
I'm getting greedy.
Get greedy, boys! Get greedy!
Greed's the only answer, my friend.
Greed is the only answer. Greed is the only answer.
I'm getting even greedier.
Why can't I take...
Why can't I take plates out of my own sling?
What? What? It's a bug.
Because you're fine. They don't mean that. Are you sure? No, they don't mean that.
Are you sure?
Oh, there you go, guy, guy.
I'm getting so greedy.
I'm getting so greedy.
I'm getting so greedy.
Oh, my God, I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy.
This is a greedy little slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
Oh, my God.
I'm so greedy.
I'm a greedy slut.
I'm a greedy slut.
Oh, my God.
I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy.
I'm so greedy, I'm a greedy slut, I'm a greedy slut!
I'm a greedy slut, I'm a greedy slut!
That's a good greedy slut, oh my god.
I need 5-5-6-
Gasnates!
Rejate?
They're storing gasnates out here.
Make them stop!
Don't stop!
Guys, I don't see any ammo on these guys at all.
There was one that you could get the ammo that you needed off of.
I left one for you, because I got the other one.
Keeps watching, keeps watching. I'll take him again.
Maybe I missed him.
It was the one that was closer to you, on the right side.
Like, do it.
Oh, here we go. Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Okay.
Keeps working, keeps working, keeps working.
Oh, I have zero food.
Oh, I got three times.
I tried to food it to eat some ice.
I need some water.
Oh, I got much of that ice.
not much or not. I have two records. I have two records. You have one. Where are you at?
I'm in the middle of the room. In the middle of the big room. You know who you're gonna
kick your mouth. I'm gonna spit in my mouth please. This guy not having any G-sum. You're
so rich. I'm telling you, if we get out with just what we have right now, we won't be
He reads out for billions of dollars.
Billions, billions, billions of billions.
Uh, where is it?
Put it on the guy here searching.
Now I'm gonna put it, I'm gonna put it in his rig, okay?
Okay.
You go by.
You...
Oh yeah, I'm good to go.
My bags are full of the good ammo, and I'm good to go.
That's right.
How much have we got?
Oh my god, we have 24 minutes, we are doing so great!
This is it, this is our moment!
This is our moment!
Fuck you, JT.
Says you.
Yeah, says you.
You and what army?
You and what army!
I don't even know where I fucking am.
Follow me, boss, follow me.
I'll use this amazing.
JT's up there already, kill the guys.
Perfect.
There's a guy with a scary little mask in you, go ahead and blow him up.
Have a little bit of chunky, silly stuff.
I think there's a little bit of silly stuff as well.
Well, he does have three bullets on his forehead.
We have arrived, just you have arrived.
Okay, I killed them all up here.
Ah, this is my work. I can do that.
I can do that.
Thank you, JJ.
Thank you.
God, if you even look at my backpack,
we are not going to slaughter you.
I will slaughter three generations of your bloodline
if you even look at my backpack.
You do understand me?
Yes.
Can I look in their pockets for a little bit of food?
He was in the game.
In the game.
I could. I well, no,
I need a little bit of water. Oh my god. I'm not gonna lie. I'm fucking rich right now. I don't know if I want to like I
Want to go kill the boss so bad, but I'm so rich. I am so rich right now
There's logic to just leave
You guys are right, let's kill the boss
Oh, yeah, get greedy!
Get greedy!
We're getting so greedy.
You're getting so greedy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
This is what it is.
This is what it feels like to live like Larry.
Um, here, take this drink.
drink. What is that? Oh, right here. Oh, oh my God, more night vision. Here. That's
$100,000 per night. This voice, a hundred thousand. Oh my God. Oh, J.G., you son of a
bitch you took the night vision you want the night vision here there you go
yo
they're here
well if you insist
oh god where's the night vision on this guy
what guy
he's got it here
got it
I was kidding you got it
um
Wait, do this guy actually spawn with no night vision or does he have to have the night vision?
Alright, it's in my pockets.
You're not okay.
Did you want that night vision or no?
No, you can take it.
You really beat it, Bose?
Can I take the one that's already in my pockets too?
No!
You deserve nothing!
We should leave.
No.
No.
I ride for my goopers, I ride for my goopers.
We're going in.
We're going in.
Should we leave? Oh my god, guys, I have so much shit.
I have so much shit.
And then we'll come back and then go kill the boss.
Guys, type 1 if we should leave, type 2 if we should go over the boss.
Mods turning into emotomomo.
Fuck yeah.
You buy- I want to kill the boss.
I want to kill the boss.
I genuinely have like three million dollars for this shit.
Yes, you need this. You need this.
Okay, listen listen let's leave we'll come right back for the box, okay? Okay, come right back. We'll come right back
We'll come right back. We'll come right back. Oh my gosh. Oh
I didn't
Nobody did it's not here. It's not here. So install it. I mean I
mean
Dude, they're still in place there a couple feet away.
I think you're not supposed to pass.
Found it!
Found it!
That was a test!
You have passed the test.
Ah!
You have passed the test.
Good work, everyone.
Good work.
Good work, everybody.
Oh.
Guys, we are so rich.
We are so rich.
We are so rich.
We are so rich.
We are so rich.
We are so rich.
I got to go up and down.
I got to go up and down.
What's this?
What's this?
right there
and where are the guns now?
we're on the gun now
i don't think so
new to bold
thank you guys
fuck it, i'll take this one
whatever
let's
oh it's starting
oh my god
oh my god
i thought i started it
Make sure it's not anything, sure it's not anything!
There we are.
No, it's just John left. We live a different time.
Hey, gentlemen! Hey, gentlemen! Hey, gentlemen!
My heart just fell out of my ass.
Well, read!
Here we go.
Well, read!
My God, I thought I was gonna die.
Yes, well, read!
Hey, yeah!
Guys, honestly, that was a subpar read.
I've seen much better very recently, and I'm disappointed all of us. Oh my god, I work no reaction
Why work no reaction, okay, this might have been a big rain for you guys a riff-raff
But for someone of my stature
Another day another dollar mid mid mid
genuinely I just a terrible rain in my opinion small profits small dollar amount
that one moment jenny did you cut you try to call well i had a pack over there
Fuckin' trap, run up with the stag, with the fucking batter
Get a fuckin' rig, get a fuckin' bands
Pull up on your man, I found Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Fuckin' fuckin' rocks, fuckin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the bag, with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the beat, with the fuckin' beat
Yeah, let's just say Average Raid.
Let's just say average raid type shit on a stacked jet dead ass on my dead homies 63rd
street shout out to my homies and sell blockade keep it 100p on my mama on phone them.
I I'm 10 does that I get it out the mud.
I get it out the trenches like D Grizzly sell this for a dollar or two on the come up on
the rise selling packs money spreads dive bags here dive bags there we're on the move
you feel me on that? Is everyone feel me on that, Jed? Are you feeling me on that,
Jed?
I feel you both.
Honeybee. Honeybee. Now, watch this. I promised that that number up there at the top right
would be 3 million.
Oh, please.
Or I'd whip my cock down live on the street.
That'd be so awesome.
Okay. So watch this. You ready for this? Give me, give me three minutes. Give me three
I'm gonna I'm gonna hyper sell this shit. That's a long time. I'm gonna hyper sell this. I'm hyper selling. I'm hyper selling
hyper selling
That's the hypersalic sound, by the way.
or froze I'm making this weird noise no that's the hyper selling sound that's the
hyper selling sound I'm hyper selling I'm hyper selling I'm hyper selling
Peanut dot exe is not responding. I'm hyper selling a pepper selling a pepper selling a pepper saying
I have an idea have an idea fuck yourself fuck yourself. That's my idea for you
Okay, do it do it do it do it do it do it do it. I fucking myself vigorously. Hold on fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l
I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it I'm making it so easy I'm making the three million I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it
We're gonna make it!
We're making it, we're making it, we're making it, we're making it, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
No doubt in my mind, no doubt in my mind!
I'm still down 7 mil from you peanut
I do nothing. I do nothing.
Why is it that all your friends become poor when the game is here?
That's not true. That's not true at all. Liar!
You're a liar. Liar liar. Piss for hire.
Why did I know you're going to say that?
We don't sell guys. I really sell the orange key card
There's a very sell that or would die for the top by accident. They already sell the orange key card for $242,000
Yes, okay, okay, I'm gonna make it. I'm making it. I'm making it. I swear. I swear. I'm making it $3,000,000
I'm not with my cock out live on stream. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it
Hey, I have my students left
It's a shame that you can't put stems on the market because of your
Fuck yourself, did you fuck yourself? I'm gonna make it anyways. I'm gonna make it anyways. I don't care. I'm gonna make it anyways
I'm making another drink. I'm making anyways. I'm making anyways
No
Oh my god that was the hugest rate that was a 2.2 million dollar rate right there
in I need to tell everything I got this whole armor this helmet all this stuff
that will be gone in one hour thank you so much thank you good chair thank you
thank you oh my goodness oh my goodness whoo all right now we kill the boss now
we kill the boss now we kill the boss now it's time to go when now it's time to
really show what we got by the way Gigi I stole your six you out magazine I gave
it back I realized I already got a new one though perfect perfect perfect perfect
I figured you needed it I don't need it Genji I have thousands tens of thousands
okay I stole it for the love of the game I stole it so you wouldn't have it but
not and I cannot stress this enough Genji I cannot just have not because I
need it just remember that remember that I totally believe that remember that
mm-hmm
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Oh, wait, let me get some food and water.
Food and water.
I'm a bit thirsty.
I'm a thirsty boy.
Oh, excuse me though, this time I don't care if there's 60 seconds left on the clock.
We are killing the boss this time.
No doubt, I've never killed the boss.
I want to kill the boss right here, right now, tonight, this raid.
I don't give you a million billion dollars
There's six bosses in there. It's not just one make it seven
Make it I can't wait seven down to them. You're gonna be like a little girl. I have encountered them three times
That I went back to the lobby
immediately
Oh it's slur Saturday you fucking
Let's go. It's 12-0-1, Jesus. 12-0-1. Let's go.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Are you sure it's these clingers?
Wow, came back to our hard art. There we go.
Are you a little bit more wild?
People wild are a little bit more food.
I just purchased a one out of 50 Aquamaris from some pussy on
You idiot
I cursed that guy I
Cursed that guy I curse that guy's family. I curse that guy's family. I curse that guy's family for five generations
We'll have five cars and they'll still be cars!
Now I need four...
TEN MAH PEEE!
Fine moment.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, I'm good to go.
You guys ready?
No
Got my tongue well that'll happen
That'll happen
Who knew cock was sharp? All right. I had a buddy who would always buy this tongue
His favorite color was purple his favorite shape was a square
And he always told the most interesting stories like this one time he told me about
That's you, John. That's you. Thank you, buddy. Oh, I thought that was me. Oh, yes. Oh, let's
ride. Hey, everybody. Do you have your money? No, that's why I asked. You have your euros.
That's what I'm going to get. I got my European dollars. I have to give 50% to the king, though.
had to get 50% to the king and the other 30% to the police so they can arrest me
when I insult the king on Twitter I love it here in Europe I love it here guys
hold up wait a second let's get arrested for insulting the king and then died I
and I'm having air conditioning.
Am I right boys?
Come on guys.
Come on guys.
Off we go.
Oh, we got a couple of smokes.
I got seven smokes, that should be enough.
the way.
The UK doesn't use heroes. What do they use?
I think I heard about this a long time ago. UK uses.
Oh, I know. It's um, I know. I know. I know. I know. It's um, it's uh,
we don't know. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Do you have enough sp-
Pounds!
Pounds!
Pounds!
Pounds!
What does that look like? Is that coins?
I always imagine it's gold coins.
Is that right?
Right, right, right.
I've never seen a paper pal.
Is it coming paper?
Wait a minute.
Right, wait a minute.
What does a pound look like?
What does that look like?
Uh, you got about 500 of them under your chin.
Just take a look.
Think you're funny, don't you?
No.
Think you're funny? No. Come on funny guy. Come on funny guy. Dance. Funny man.
That's funny man.
Um, yeah, I told you it's a coin with the queen that's dead.
I mean that isn't it so by the way that was just an identifier.
Although I wouldn't make a joke like that.
That wasn't the purpose of me saying that.
It was just to identify it.
Hey, hold on.
Did he cosplay?
What does that even mean?
Is it people?
Well, I had my arms in my shirt.
Was that why?
So like, where did your arms go?
You're funny you're funny guy, huh? You're Mr. Funny Mr. Comedian we got a comedian in the chat
You got a funny guy in the chat. I got no eyes. You're a funny guy in the chat.
You're a funny man. I look comedian in the chat. How do I clap now?
While you're there just tell me you're funny guys around here. Tell me you're funny guys around
here.
What's going on over there? OK, guys, I made my loading screen. Cosplay me later, you bitches.
No, I'm doing it. It's too late. Already went too far.
Fuck yourself, you guys, and dogs. Alright, get the game.
I think it smells weird in my house.
Ah, that's just the gas films I left on.
Little surprise for you.
Oh, smoke a cigarette in your living room.
Smoke a cigarette in your living room.
Smoke a cigarette in your living room.
That's the song that my great-grandfather used
to sing to me to go to bed.
I'm going to be right back.
God, I love smoking in my house.
God, I love smoking in my house.
I love smoking in my house!
I'm m-
I don't know
I don't know
Dude, it's kinda nice being here
How am I doing this now?
What?
You drunk?
No, I do that plenty often
Oh, very God's play you
Okay, let me just take a peek
Let's see what's going on
Let's see what's got get all pretty for people to John. Get off. I'm pretty
Look amused on I look amused I look amused
I'm laughing John you need some of a joke.
Look you got a arm.
You need some of a joke.
You need some of a joke.
Oh red, red, red, red.
Let's ride.
Dude I think that my neighbor is smoking weed out.
Oh goody oh goody we spot on the other side of the map again oh that's so great oh I feel
so pretty I feel so pretty and so special
you are so your neighbor is smoking weed and crawling through your doggy door
No, no, no, and the smell, like the smell of it is coming from the doggie door.
Oh, gotta say, it's time to whip out the nine.
No, it's right back.
It's time to whip out the nine, Gen Z.
Okay?
Someone's breaking in.
Someone's breaking into your house right now.
I did that yesterday, I heard a big bang.
But then if I did anything about it, I'd have to go to Texas for it to not get me arrested.
I love living in Texas.
Dude, someone can even trip and fall off the curb on the property and blast them and their family would go to jail after they died.
Great country in Texas.
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, gentlemen.
Also, about at first I thought it was like my dog's farting or something.
You don't smoke the dank ass lettuce dog?
No, never.
You know what, just for that and your stomach aids, I'm going to drink the both of us tonight.
Well...
What?
To be a good friend.
Texas needs to fix their dog breeding laws, but other than that, it's a great state.
Dog breeding laws or that?
What?
Are you not allowed to breed dogs in Texas?
I don't know.
I don't know.
My dog was a rescue from Texas actually yeah, I think Texas is fucked up with dogs
Well, you're not allowed to beat him. No, I think they like do it too much. You're like, who's made too many and kill him
My dog came from a kill shelter with like seven siblings
Oh
All my dogs a we we rescue yeah
Yeah, a dog for a chop or whatever.
Yeah, she found one.
Oh, she's not with that show, but we found one before the
rescue base even got a bread.
Got a rest.
Said, come here!
Get in the car!
Get in the fucking car, man!
Get in the fucking car!
I'm sorry, I love being rescued.
Here's $0.09 for sale.
Hey peanut, can you tell me a good night story?
Tuck me in and give me a good night story.
Hustly barnacle, he was so ugly, everyone died, he had.
I've got one dog, I want one, but my dog doesn't like the Sherry boys.
I'll be back in a couple of days.
I got a harry leaner.
Converge your lasens.
Thank you.
You have a leaner doggy?
Yeah I do.
He's so cute. He looks like a little mini-golden.
Guys we're a little late.
So keep your peepers open.
I'm talking to you, Jed.
A lot of goofball comes from that place.
Hey
God are you laying down right now? No, I bear nightmare nightmare nightmare
I'm not she doing camp and I think we're safe
I got you. called that out.
Oh, I got a.
I completed the quest with that.
Oh, you're close for killing five.
Mm hmm.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, there's some on the ridge over there oh my god that that's lingling dingley
I'm back in this explain game please so basically right basically we've
condensed cock and ball torture into a virtual interactive experience and that's
it good question sir all right let's ride the grenades for free don't not for
free by the way there's a box on a few others bodies are we good I'm good
Ah fuck it, we owe you, Bob's.
All of these 8,000 followers, are you guys so proud of me?
These 8?
I hit 20,000 followers.
They could dirt you face!
I quit.
I've gone far enough.
Time to become a douchebag and start being terrible at women.
Who made it, John?
These men!
I'm gonna go gamble and talk down to women on
What was that
I got
please don't murder me and
so much my life I'm murdering him
he's ready boy?
we should get the pedo bastard
we can't take it, we're going to the iceberg
they're shooting right now
not nice
no, that's not here
okay, I got San Uzi and one more
I think I killed one.
How many girls does Sinusie travel with?
Four.
How much share would you like to buy a ticket?
One ticket to Poundtown please.
I'm going to have to put it in.
Oh fuck.
I'm coming boys!
got him. That people mask must be level six armor.
Okay, he got him. I think there's one more of those.
Ah, my god.
Got him.
That's on the run out of ammo.
Gotcha.
There should be in my game would be my game pull up you better get the fun in better get the fucking fuck my ass
Okay, I'm gonna put the good ammo in
All right, I want to let's go to iceberg let's activate a trip mining blowers all the fucking smithereens
Oh, fantastic.
Interacting.
Oh, fuck, I just used a Profitile Accent.
Nice.
Oh, my God.
What's that over there?
Ow.
My broken leg.
You've been naughty. You're a naughty boy. You're a naughty boy. You're a naughty boy.
Very naughty. Stop it. After sipping the chili. I'm being sad. I got my big mac. I can't
I
Is giving him the age re-impedison who's aging Peterson. Oh my god
Don't repeat that. Oh
She was a man
Not great
Guys, I was just reading that shit. I was reading that shit. I swear to God. I don't know who that is
I was reading that shit. I was reading that shit. Oh
I was reading that from the chat, I don't know who that is.
Whoever it is, Bando.
Okay, now I see what he's, now you see what he did.
Uh, well.
Hey, good thing I said something.
He used it seven times.
Wait, let me think of something worse to say.
It's Saturday.
Yeah, yeah, say something quick.
Say something worse.
Wait, please, contrast.
Contrast.
Contrast.
Contrast.
Contrast.
Contrast.
Contrast.
Contrast.
Please contrast, contrast it immediately with something where it's...
Genji! Genji! Drop it! Say it!
Say it that word!
Wow, thanks. Yeah, now no one will focus on the thing I just read.
Hey, God.
Someone said you got him nervous for nothing. Oh, yeah.
It's his job!
What are you drinking I'm drinking the regular one right now the imperial I wanted bottles
that's the way when they had I don't even know if they make bars in the other ones sometimes
You just like to wrap your lips around a nice spot.
How about boys?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Little sum-sum.
Hmmmmmm.
Pt. Pt. Pt. Pt.
Oh.
Pt. Pt.
All right.
Let's get started, boys.
Stand back.
I'll head on the first wave.
Oh, fuck you, you'll be over the door.
Jesus.
Hey, boys.
I
Hold it clear
He's from downstairs I'm moving right
This means we go shoot
Pew pew pew pew pew
Star to me
Star to be jizzy thought those were real bullets
But you were really shooting me and really killing me
Where are they you like to know a weather boy I would
funny enough I just got offered a hundred
gifts oh fantastic what you think you
see it
hey all right John John John John John John
John John John
I forgot that I already had these stumps in here
of control of control John we've
reacted this oh fuck Jinji oh my god
you're right but it's okay oh my god
hey Gigi I'm going out don't you don't you don't you have we killed by yet
not for a hundred gets it no I don't think we've killed anything
is he doing anything down there ah we got this
hey gg doors closed doors closed oh my god it's not closed anymore
not nice not nice he said he said nice
I did not kill four.
about four?
Locking.
About four?
Why does everyone want me to kill them?
How many lumens is that flashlight they make one hundred and fifty thousand
I'll clear the hallway oh fuck
There's always clear we shouldn't shoot no jizzies on another path you go back we go back way over here
But we should
I have some good snack.
What are you doing?
Did you kill them all?
I killed everyone.
I was gonna do that with that.
But I...
No, I have to. I have to.
Ah, fuck you.
I don't want you to slap, buddy.
I don't want you to slap, buddy.
Take it, knight.
Give it to knight.
It'll stop, stop, lose something.
He's eating it.
She's hungry, he's a hungry boy, he's a hungry boy.
I think I've killed everything,
unless there's something in the kitchen.
Good work, JG.
Thank you.
I knew you could do it.
While I was sitting here stealing all the loot,
I was like, I bet JG could do it.
Nice job.
We got another bed!
I think this one also takes less space.
One, two, three, four, five.
Four by five.
Three, four, five, six.
We did 25, score!
It's the same.
Oh, we got some rammed away!
That's $90,000!
Okay, we're making good time.
We're making great time.
Ram in my ass.
Ram in my ass.
Ram in my ass, ram in my ass.
Quick, quick, quick.
Ram in my ass!
Ram in my ass!
Fucking wet in my ass.
Stick it in my ass!
All right, this guy's for what?
Okay.
It'll shum-shum.
Dude, this deagle he has. Fuck me.
I bet it shoots like absolute dog shit, but it's sweet-looking.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
Chili Major has landed.
My reaction time is down 25%.
This is not gonna be good for Mr. Legi.
It's okay. I'm gonna start speaking fluent Spanish soon because of my...
Because of me goes because of me goes
Did he wear you out boys?
Liar liar. No, you're not. I would I think I would know if you were in front of you buddy. Yeah
Stop lying now we stop fiving. Have we shot new boot goofing buddy?
Teenage chemistry is going down here. I got you the letter. Yeah, don't yeah, don't let her lie to us
Get out of my way
Get out of my way slags
Get out of my way
Well, he's got the juice
I feel like I'm gonna be too rich by the time we get to the boss again, but we're doing it
No matter what no matter what we do in the box guys. I don't care how much poop we have
We're doing it. That's you that's a you thing did you your backpack take something entire fucking hallway
They open this fucking to die. I'm dead
Did you get the emery off night I go
Oh
Yeah, it's above his shoulder
All right guys, you gotta move who's got the card
Not me. I've got the card
Good question
7 bitcoins in this locker.
All right, I guess.
We first through the room this time and got those goodies.
Come on over, boys! Come on over!
This is it, boys. This is it.
This is it! This is it!
This is our moment!
Oh, of course the time that I'm in front there's no
Oh, goo. What's the matter?
Perfect.
Gucci pipe, Gucci pipe.
Who makes score?
All right, you guys want me to go down there and do it again?
Yeah, you can.
Well, hold up.
What if somebody else does it?
Boy, I don't have good ammo.
I only have SOS-T.
I will lead the charge that I will lead the charge.
Nothing.
I think you got a yes.
Yes, ma'am.
I was sitting in that corner again.
Okay.
And get the tuck corner, John.
I'm gonna ride.
It's over in here.
Oh, okay.
I wish we can't fuck this up.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm gonna fuck this up.
Okay, I'm gonna go out the door whenever you go in.
Okay.
Hey, man, here.
All right.
So I want you to close this door behind me, okay?
Yeah, Genji's doing that.
I got banned from closing doors.
Yeah, because he didn't close the wrong door last time.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm kind of drunk.
Should I be doing this?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, what are you gonna do?
It's not a tequila, water.
All right, a quick lucky sip of the silly
before we go.
Cheers, boys, cheers.
Okay, stand back.
We still have an hour and a half and you're already drunk!
Stand back!
Stand back!
The professional is entering the building.
Okay.
Everyone, stand back.
Alright, push it away, push it away.
Okay.
I'll see you on the other side, brothers.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look at him getting wet.
Okay, I need complete radio silence for this, complete radio silence.
Right?
I
I
Know check double check. I'm gonna double check. Okay?
I don't know if there's one of those top rooms, so just be careful, okay?
Would you mind checking in with this one up there?
One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight.
What are we talking about?
I think I just counted nine.
Oh, perfect.
Good. Word, team.
Alright, peanut.
Good job. I gotta, I gotta fess up.
There is nine, what?
I gotta fess up.
Why?
You were talking earlier when we were in that call.
You said, oh, you won't play tonight?
I said, sure.
I wish I got work in the morning.
I got a babysitter so I can be hungover in the morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah, brother.
Hell yeah, brother.
Time to smoke cigarettes in your house.
Connors smoke cigarettes in your house!
Baby-seeders over! Connors smoke cigarettes in your house!
Smoke cigarettes in your house!
Oh, I love smoking cigarettes in my house!
Oh, I love smoking cigarettes in my house.
Oh, I love smoking cigarettes.
I love smoking cigarettes.
I love smoking cigarettes in my house.
I can see through the wall turned down.
I'm pretty sure my wall used to be a different color.
Well I've been smoking cigarettes in my house, I've been smoking cigarettes in my house, I've been smoking cigarettes in my house.
I'll give you what numbers you used to have.
Eight or something.
Can I have three, eight, nine?
Eight, six.
We'll get a lot of them every time I play.
Six, seven, five.
Nine.
We're gonna have time.
We're gonna have time right here.
Got a juicer right now.
I've got a juicer.
I just said camera.
Did you house your around the bar thinking?
He left it.
He had a good time too.
When he was there when he was doing it?
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
We get there, we start walking in, we both look at each other and go, oh shit, now we have a car here.
So I just watched while he got drunk.
Case for driving that car, mods.
That was back in the- dude, I thought we were gonna explode.
That car got the 680.
That's 100k, 100k, boys!
Oh, reliable.
Oh, shit!
Why are these guys crazy up here this time?
Oh my god, even more than this!
I'm getting so rich! I'm getting so rich! I'm getting so rich!
I need to check a dabble.
Fuck yourself and die.
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, boss.
Oh my god, I'm getting so...
Oh my gosh, these guys are actually on a different level right now.
Oh god. Yeah, I'm dead.
oh my god I'm gonna go I I genuinely have so oh my god I know how to get even
more oh my god I know how to get even more I'm about to be so rich when I
I've got more nightmares! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's another 100,000 sparkle news boys!
I know how to get even more. I know how to reorganize my inventory to get even more.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be so rich. I'm gonna be so rich.
I'm helping you get loot. I'm such a good friend.
What's this? What's this? What's this?
What's this? What's this?
What about you?
Thank you.
Oh.
Can we pick up this?
Oh!
With the mascot!
Then, we can grab-
Oh, tinkering on the throat fucking.
I think I got that for me, Peanut.
This bad boy!
Oh my god, I'm so, I'm so beyond rich.
I'm so beyond red right now.
Holy shit.
Holy crap.
I have even more stuff than last time.
Way more stuff than last time.
Way more.
Hounds more.
Kilos more.
Hounds more.
Hounds more.
Hounds more.
How much are the pistols each?
Was it 40,000?
Because wait, for $40,000, that's a pretty good two-slotter, isn't it?
Yeah, it's on a cage.
That's good, that's good.
Yeah, wait, what was it?
That was the pistol $40,000 when we sold it?
I think it was, wasn't it?
When we sold all our stuff, was it $40,000?
Pretty 2K?
Oh my god, that's a perfect two-slotter.
Woo!
I've got all the pistols!
Not that one, that one's food.
Yeah, G, are you in the heat of battle right now?
Yes, why?
Nothing, I'm just gonna ask myself.
What?
The inch lips again!
I gotta pick this up!
Oh!
We aren't going on!
Got it!
Guys, I have 90.5 kilograms.
I'm red right now.
I genuinely have probably $4 million worth of shit on me right now.
I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
Oh my God.
Look at that!
Look at that!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're back! We're back! We're back!
Gala Gala!
Eeeeh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Follow me, boy, follow me, boy!
You can play sound?
Is that worth it though, then level five?
I-I don't know if that's worth it, guys.
Hmm...
Yeah, I should pack my bag.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hmm, SGG for a mule. We should have a mule if we did with such a stabs.
Oh, yes, I don't know. Wait.
Why'd you do so bad, oh my god.
Come on, buddy. I already got a buddy over.
As I am so fucking rich. We're still in the middle of the boss, though.
I don't care if I lose every single piece, every single item I've got, we're killing this boss.
We are killing this boss, boys!
Dude, it's 1.42 a.m. What are we doing?
12.41 a.m. buddy.
It's 12? Yeah, it's 12.41.
Fuckin'
How much time we got? 27 minutes?
Oh, we're doing so good!
We are doing so good!
This is it! This is the one!
This is the one!
Are you going to fucking pass?
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
I love you boys. I love you boys. Hmm. Oh. You so just leave and come back. Never.
Oh. Oh, what are you guys at? I'm not a fan. I killed the guys.
I
Have millions of dollars on each other. Oh, what is that?
Surprise you have for me here, sir
Okay, you're a bitch and I hate you. I didn't mean that I didn't mean to drop it you fat fuck fuck yourself
More!
Walk!
I have so much fun.
I have so much fun.
Think about it, when we get to that door, we can start smoking things inside.
Hell yeah, smoking cigarettes in our house!
Yeah!
In our house!
I'ma drop this here temporarily, John, if I even see you smell my backpack.
I will tie each of your limbs to four separate horses and rip you apart.
Oh, dude, do something that's not gonna turn me on.
I'm still too fat even without the backpack.
I'm gonna drop this weapon as well.
Here we go, I'm good now.
Alright, let's move, let's move!
I just, you killed everyone up top, right?
You have no armor, is that a miss?
Well, I have armor.
Everybody's up top, say, oh, you're good.
Yeah, but there's still the ones down below.
Dude, oh my fucking god.
Oh my gosh, my mom died.
Don't peek, don't peek.
Be nice, be nice.
I wasn't even peeking, I was just getting things.
Hold on, I gotta put a smoke up.
You hear me, you bastard?
I'll cut off your accent and nail it to my door!
Like one of those lying door knockers, Prince Polk Scott!
Exactly!
All right, it's fine.
You're 25 minutes, 25 minutes.
You guys ready?
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You're not gonna come down here?
If I pee, I'll be a much better shot.
Dude, I'm telling you, do not call me when we have this back.
I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna pee. I'll be a much better shot if I pee.
I'll be a much better shot, and I think we need shooters. I think we need shooters right here.
I'm gonna go pee. It's gonna help me shoot better. Lock in!
I'll be right back. Give me 60 seconds. 60 seconds.
Oh, my gosh.
I have a smoke over there I have to go I have to go I've got to smoke the
out
Did I get this one?
They're like all standing right there. They almost killed me.
Oh, I'm stuck? What? I'm actually stuck. What the heck? Okay.
Oh fuck! Yeah, don't peek either side. Don't peek either side.
Are you okay?
I'm good. I'm good. I need to find a heavy blade. Hold on
Okay, I don't think they can see through this smoke now. Oh we sure about that
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Well, she's out there battling 12 very, very broad men.
I'm just battling people asking me to murder you for God's sake.
Don't do it, John.
Don't do it.
John, what I want you to do, all right, this is the Titanic.
I'm the lady and you're Jack.
No, wait, no, I'm Jack and you're the lady.
I want you to go right there and attend
you're the lady for five seconds.
Give me 50 seconds.
Oh, shit.
Are you winning, Jack?
Why are they being like this?
They're being super aggro compared to what they normally are.
What the hell is that guy doing?
He's, I think he's trying to shoot John through the door or something.
Can we peek this lugging shot?
Oh my gosh, these guys are actually crazy!
What the hell are they shooting at?
I have no idea
I can't see down there
I've got some grenades at those grenades
Out of the way.
of this smoke is working but everybody's at the place yeah they all went around the right
side I think hey we pushed we throw a little great early place yeah yeah I don't have any
needs
What you're walking
One down nice they're pushing oh my god
You down we down
We're down
Jesus Christ
You're going to be back. I'm gonna pack a bag. Oh my goodness. Whoo. This is good intent. This is good intent
I
When your arm is like
When you've circuit your arm like two times yeah, your arm stem goes down really fast now
Good thing
Oh, yeah, thank you guys
I think is the thing
I'm packing quick sleep like it feels like it because my arm stem just can't stay up
We got to turn off the two of us. We got to turn on turbo. We got we got 18 minutes left. We got to move
Oh, but don't overgrade the go down there. Okay. Okay. Well, I think they're all on the right
Yeah, there are. I hear two over here.
Yeah, there's gonna be a lot down that hallway on the other side.
Oh wait, wait, wait, can you see it? You see it? I'm gonna wait till he rotates.
Okay.
Rotate you bastard.
Got one going!
Got two! Got three!
Got four!
Gotcha!
My arm stem drains so fucking fast.
I don't understand it's like I'm bugged or something
That might be all of them. I don't know
It's not
I
Yes, we're good. Oh my god
Yeah, that's pretty tough for me. Yeah, thanks John. Thanks for all about that. We did a bunch
Guys, let's get these guys to ammo the attachments are about the same so there's a reason swap out
Let's just get the airboy and get moving, okay?
Little chop chop little chop little chop
What?
Oh Jack!
Oh Jack!
Jacky on the front of the boat.
I feel on top of the world!
I feel on top of the world!
Jacky really made this a special moment for me.
That is how I know the news.
Jack you son of a bitch you stole the nightmares. You know you didn't do shit
Stand back on the boom
Right here hello hello
Oh
Wait, that's a good thinking actually
That's really good thinking Gigi. You're a genius
I'll just drop the ring and the and the backpack that we have a touch of space and I also love to drop everything one by one
Exactly. You're a genius. You're a genius
And now we move
I
Still have six smokes by the way, did you see smoke?
Can you take this back to the helicopter to drop it?
Thanks, boss
Yeah, big man. You see a bad John
I
Should look for some night vision will fix it's a hundred can pop
Gas mask on that one if you want it man, okay
14 minutes we're cooking we're still cooking we're still cooking 14 minutes easy
I
Me tell me you see houses three guys going
Are they all dead
Follow me boys
No way we're gonna kill Mr. Winty!
Hurry!
This is yay to a boss.
What's up?
Oh another $100,000!
That's my friend with the big backpack.
We are so rich we make it out here. We are so rich.
My private shine. You want me to place it?
I can place it since I can buy them.
Mommy's not funny.
Have the full box then you feeling.
I
Want to move run the move ready John. Oh, I believe I'm gonna food water. Oh shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on
Do we put on your boss? Oh
I have a wreck or a wreck. Oh, man. That's fine. That's fine. I guess I call it
And that's right
I
See you ready much
Let's open it. You remember don't walk through the that door you have you have to disarm not that one
But like the the one to where the bosses are
You have to disarm the gas name. I see one right here. I have a gas mask. I really need to do that, right?
Well, you definitely still should because
because John doesn't have the gas mask.
So how do you bitch?
Go round that gas mask.
I'm doing a smoke, I'm doing a smoke.
Here we go, here we go.
Smoke out.
Be free to fill up.
How many, there's five people back here exactly, right?
Yes, five bosses.
I see one, oh my God, that's wedge, that's wedge.
I need to go get a gas mask.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one!
No way!
We did it!
Wee!
We ate bosses when you were a trio.
What?
That's a little proper game though.
So five is for a duo?
Hmm
I'm just having the smoke red
Five to seven for a trio I did I have no idea
I
Can't see down there. I'm gonna wait. I think I think what is dead though. I think what is dead
It was too far down I think I'm gonna throw another smoke well first
For you I have a special mission for you don't you buy special man
and you might be gonna die.
Is it me?
What I want you to do, all right,
is when the smoke clears,
I want you to look down at all way
and see if you die.
Okay.
Really quickly, I'm talking less than a quarter of a second.
Just whoop, like that, okay?
Whoop, just like that.
Is it there is someone there, you will instantly die.
Okay, perfect.
I want you to know, boss.
No, John, go!
Is it he starting to get brave?
G what?
You'd be dead by now. He's not doing that. He's dead. No
No, I tell you I got wedged. He's dead. Isn't that what I think?
He's got the mask. Unless a bunch of them has it
So what you do?
Three Durran asked me
Yo pee from New Mexico and was wondering if you ever wanted to try some IPA's that we have here
Very close to voodoo
sure send a few you are these guys hold on wait a second I'm looking Arby's we
have the meats perfect I just do behind me sorry
welcome hey well I think the next book we thought this door on the right right
gymnasium
I'm smoking, I'm smoking, well I'll be doing it in the next door real quick, I'll show
you the door on the right, okay, alright, you need another smoke, I did go out the door
Right
We're going
Okay
Where's your dad
Oh my god, I keep bouncing! I just wasted three smokes! Okay. Alright. I have two smokes
left. I'm wasting three smokes. Don't know what the hell is going on here. Okay. They
They do their own smoke, wait hold up.
That's our smoke, that's our smoke.
That's a gas, man.
I'm doing my smoke, so under here at this time.
Fucking kill me.
Literally kill me, oh my God.
That might work, that might work, that might work,
that might work.
E-E-O.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Excellent.
I can't tell if they're in here.
I think they're in because I see a red light.
I
Would know what he said
Hey, that was him. I got it. I got it. I got it. She
How did I get
piece of art
It's good about energy about energy. Are you ready food if you got five fucking minutes? I need food any food three food
There's anywhere from one to 16 more we should be good
We got move we got move I got three how many oceans five more right five
You want me to kill them or you're going to kill a kill a kill
Are you gonna try that's already
Oh wait the smoke, hold on.
Oh shit, he's right there. Okay.
There's two more. There's one in...
Or three more?
Yeah, how many did you kill?
How many did you kill?
I
Was corner I can't tell though, right in the next room
Is that everybody I think that's all yeah, yeah, yeah, we do it we do it I think so
We're the winners where the winners
We got four minutes, we got four minutes!
Boop, boop, boop!
Which one's Wedge? Which one's Wedge?
Oh, I might be the one out on the hallway.
Check this guy first before I leave.
Okay.
Clear.
Oh, that's him!
Ooh!
Oh, this is the big boy.
This is the big boy! This is the big boy!
Oh, but look at that rag! Holy shit!
It's got infinite space!
Score!
I'm taking this, I'm taking this, I'm taking this, this is mine, this is mine, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, 4000, 500 USG 5000 euros, holy shit!
I supposed to go back and call the thing, I vote John, I vote John.
Okay, let me get two more things of goop that I will.
I'm just gonna go back and call it.
You're a good man.
Don't forget your bag over here, peanut.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
I'm just goopin' it up, I'm just goopin' it up.
What? What, what, what, what, what?
Is there anything in the rooms?
Oh no. What?
Is there anything in the rooms?
What, what, what?
What shit is all these people?
You see this, you see this?
Are you seeing this?
Yeah, there there might be still some stuff in the room
Are you see this?
You look there's one two three four five six seven dead I think there was eight
It was five to seven is what chat said. It's just over here. I'm in the rooms. We had two two minutes forty six
We're the 40s. It's well, which which rooms which rooms?
They're just open in like the food rooms.
Mayonnaise.
Yes.
We gotta get out of here, John.
215. 215. 215. Move, move, move, move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know if I can make it.
I'll be able to make it.
There you are.
Because I'm the sword when I get back.
I'm the sword when I get back.
I'm the sword of that thing.
Just leave.
Don't sword.
Just leave.
No, I'm talking about I don't have the space, not the sword.
Fine, fine, I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.
Don't wait.
Get to the top.
I'll get to the top.
Oh my god.
I'm stressed out.
Can I leave?
Can I leave?
Yes.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You still have to come over here though.
Come over here, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I got it, I got it, I got it.
50 seconds.
I got it. I got it. Oh my gosh. I'm not going to make it. Oh my god. He's not it. How much
time is it to take the action? How much time is it to take the action? How much time?
Oh my god, we have 20 seconds, we have 20 seconds.
I got this, I got this, I got this!
I think you have it, I think you have it.
Please just press the button, oh my gosh.
It's actually up, it's actually up!
It's actually up, it's actually up.
It's actually up.
It didn't show up.
Do you have money?
Yes.
Oh my god.
It's the other side, Pina. You went to the wrong side!
I
Yeah, I had a laughin
I
Nothing to worry about just a game guys. Don't need to worry nothing to worry about guys. No big deal
no big deal guys no big deal no big deal no big deal
fuck
excellent rate gentlemen excellent rate
excellent rate everybody good work out there
I'm dead inside. I'm dead inside. I'm getting a BBL and I'm moving to France. I
That was that backpack was worth more than everything I have
That was worth more than everything I have oh
My god
Guys I have extracted from that side of the helicopter every time that's why I always extract
What so apparently you can but it's a bug what you got was a bug. Oh
Great. Oh, well, not that you put it that way. Oh, why did you say it like that?
Oh
Word oh
Word oh guys guys you that oh nobody to worry guys just a bug oh
Just a boy
That's it. I'm ripping my cock off live on stream
I'm attaching the tip of my cot to the back of a 4-dop 150 and I'm putting a brick on the gas
I'm not enough! I've had just a mind of these bugs!
I'm not even gonna...
I'm gonna piss my ass
I feel...
I feel right in it dude
I'm fine
Yeah, I cannot believe that
Why?
Why me? Why not do that to John or something?
By the way guys, I know it's not really a lot compared to what we lost, but I did stick
10,400 euros in my ass
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it makes up for two and a half million dollars that was in your bag.
It was way more than two and a half million. Way more. Way more.
I had two and a half million in fucking nightmares in Garmel's.
I also have 4,500 US dollars in my ass and I have a key card thing.
So that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Okay, okay.
That's all. Okay guys, honestly.
Okay, I'm just joking.
All right, you got me. You got me, I'm filming.
Right hand is a fucking open eye.
Wanted eye!
I cannot believe that just happened. I genuinely cannot believe that just happened.
I cannot believe that just happened. I am seething with rage. I am seething with rage.
I'm seething with rage. I'm seething. I'm seething. I'm seething with rage.
my god okay all right never back down
never one you go fuck yourself
never yourself all right listen I'm new
grab a silly juice I'm gonna come back
let's discuss what the next step the
operation is because wow bad no you're
No, you are not, no, you are not, this is just the beginning, John, this is just the beginning.
I'm making it out of the martini.
I mean, if you make a martini, I'm going to grab your chili juice, let's rally, let's
rally, we're not done.
We're not out, we're down, but we're not out, we're down, but we are not out.
I'm grabbing chili juice, guys, re-up, re-up, everybody grab your chili juice, grab your
drinks, grab your food, 30 seconds, meat back here, so 60 seconds, meat back here, we rally,
We talk about the next step of the operation.
Rally, rally, rally.
What do you plan?
60 seconds till we rally.
All right.
We're rallied.
We're rallied.
We're rallied.
We're rallied.
I hopped some gasoline and started two and a half cans out of crack out of a hookers ass and now I am ready to rumble.
I'm back. I'm better. I'm smarter. I'm faster and I'm stronger and it is time to ride and it is time to ride.
It's time to ride.
Let me look at our objectives tonight again.
All right, Rockin' Rindall sent Peanut more like Pee and Butte.
And that motherfucker right now!
Get his ass outta here!
Are you okay, Peanut?
I've never been better. I've never been better.
Good? I'm so bad.
Alright, okay, do we do that again or do we go somewhere else?
Guys, do we do it again or do we go somewhere else? You guys call it.
Hey guys, how's Tarkov going?
Fuck yourself, gimmick die.
I
Just popped in for a few seconds all look nice little run there
We do not need those mortal items that we lost.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's all in assets.
All in assets.
have my money stored in diamonds and gold. I am a 50% owner of Blackrock and 50% over
Vanguard. I was thinking about starting a war next week.
What do you think about that? Give me money's worth?
Oh, I think it would have been probably more successful if you got out with this.
That back?
Ah, I see. Ah, I see you've turned against me giving money's worth.
Ah, no, no, no.
Well, let's do the well our fortunes will clash
So I just came to laugh at you have a great
Everybody
Kill me all right
Holy shit, I'm I'm next to my espresso martini, but gasoline pass me so I'm making it look like
I'm jerking off.
Hey, Justin.
Hey, Justin.
Oh, it's cold.
He's leaving earlier next time, Peter.
I'm not fucking rude, Lopez.
Lopez, look at me in my eyes.
Look at me in my eyes, Lopez.
Look at me in my eyes.
Say some stupid shit like,
toot me earlier next time, Peter.
Fuck you.
Thank you.
Also, good day.
Thank you, good day.
All right.
I'll get my kid together.
I'm at a loss.
I'm I'm I'm I make a bitch in espresso martini. Holy shit
He's the lad that's no job. Yeah, thanks boss
Thanks, boss. I appreciate you letting us know boss. I appreciate that
Appreciate that boss
Okay, I'm getting some stuff together. I'm getting some stuff together. Where are all the L cans? Oh, there they are.
Okay, I'm not high enough level to buy L can off the market like you do like you do. Oh my goodness. You know what goes good with a good fucking?
This person martinis no getting fucked again double fucking look at Eiffel Tower and every hole
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yes, and died air died
All right, let me get some stuff on did you ever have another attack you boss I
Got you. Thank you boss. Thank you. Thank you. You're man. I'm gonna have an extra MPPV as well boss
I got you. Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss.
You're such a good man. Yeah, you're a good guy, Genji. You're a good guy. You're a good
guy. Thanks for being a good guy, Genji. You love you, Genji. Thanks for being a good guy,
Genji. Yeah, yours is a good guy. Oh, I don't have any M8-5 M8-1 because I lost 550 on the
boot. Fantastic.
Oh great, I can't buy any more you say let's go dude let's go dude we're up we're up we're
up we're up we're up Sunday we're just gonna have to sit and stare at our inventory and
just sell and organize shit well you'll sell like four things and then be ready I'll see
what I do on Sunday downloading cheats and flying to the boat that's what I'm doing that's
That's what I'm doing on Sunday.
I'm buying five cheats and I'm levitating to the boat
and I'm ripping those fuckers apart.
And you know what, I didn't take the helicopter out.
I'm blowing up the helicopter.
No, I'm downloading cheats to make me fly the helicopter.
And then I'm flying the fucking helicopter out.
My damn self, hell yeah.
You know what, no, I'm downloading cheats
to where my cock spins at a velocity of 700 meters per second
and I'm laying on my back and flying myself out.
That's what's happening
Oh, there's almost a spresso martini everywhere
All right
Okay, I'm looking good. I'm looking good. I'm looking good
I've got my kit on I'm ready to rumble I need some aquamari
Okay, all right
Wait now I'm ready to rumble now. We know I eat some rubbers
Now I'm ready to rumble for realsies's time.
For realsies.
That's right.
Oh Mr. Cray, what we're doing is one good man, good, uh, oh wait let me get rid of this
sick animation.
Hold on one second.
Mr. Cray, what we're doing is one good man, good, uh, man.
Hey, Mr. Knott, what was what good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Someone said Genji's a DD.
Fantastic.
What does that mean?
That's a native driver.
That's a native driver.
Don't drive her.
Don't drive her.
Don't drive her.
Oh.
Thank you.
No problem.
No problem.
Okay, I'm I see don't have any plates in my set
You broke that's dude that might be a problem
Hold up wait
Yeah, I have plates in my shit. I'm good. I would move you ready. It's using
Hold up. I have a chat right here. I have a chat right here. Hold up. I got a chat.
I got a chat. I love the way Genji lets him stand on the wrong side of the heli until
it's gone and then tells him it's the wrong side.
I didn't know though. But also, Chas said you can extend from that side.
Oh no, thank you. Oh Genji, no thank you. You know what? I'm glad I died, Genji.
It builds character
It helps you learn. I don't think you need a character you learn and you and I learned
Fiji you and I learned at my time on the boat
I learned that I fucking hate this game. All right, that's what I learned
All right, I wrote it down too. So I won't forget it
My goodness.
My goodness.
My goodness.
All right.
That's not how I would have done it.
I'm sorry, I'm too ghost.
Okay, sir.
I expect refilled for the Algood, sir.
Thank you, Mr. Risky.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
you
you
you
you
you
It's an old ancient technique from many moods ago, many moods.
Big facts, big facts.
But you don't have fingers?
No, I don't practice this technique.
I use your dad's tongue.
It's very similar, but it's a little tricky.
tricky
I
Think I escaped boys. I think we're making that out of it. I think we're catching that
Yeah
You mean anybody? Oh, I think he's supposed to see
This is UBE, Spookbush?
I brought four. I forgot to... uh, foam them.
That's okay. We can do it for easy.
Must be one for night, then five.
Mm-mm-mm.
That's one for the control room, four for the boss.
Easy.
Hey!
Oh. Are they out?
probably but where's it getting shot at
oh the audience shot at what the hell's going on
you were naughty oh fucking spank me naughty boy oh my god one more time
naughty boy naughty naughty you're naughty boy
Fuck you, Gigi!
All right, this is it. Guys, I want this whole thing done in 20 minutes flat. I'm talking synchronized swimming
levels of team synergy
See you up team six move in I clear left Gigi clear front John clears right. Is that right?
We are in we are out like like lightning like lightning
Wow. Lock it in. Lock it in.
You got a mule? I don't need a mule!
Use it for bitches. Use it for
pussies. Plus there's probably like 5 mules in this map. I think so.
I use you 5 mules. You get 10 mules. 10 mules. Only group
armor planes. Oh! Also by the way, I think we should
keep taking their pistols more often. Their pistols sell for like 42 grand and that's a 2 slot
That's 21 grand per slot, you mean?
I looked over someone set a slur the auto bot caught them and hijaced and banned them all with them.
Just ban them one second. What sort did they say? Say it out loud.
The ultimate oh Jesus he all did right in the chat
Oh the tribe
After the city
I'm inside of a he would be
all right all right all right we're back yeah back like nothing happened
That's the wrong one.
Don't worry, John, just sit back and relax.
Say it.
Yeah, okay, Glossy, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Dude, come on, say it just once.
Yeah, I'll tell you, that happens, I say, I talk about that, and Glossy shows up.
I think twitch to us you can say it once oh is that how it works? Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I always clear
Oh, there's a view right there!
Oh, there's another view right there!
Score!
other view right there across the hallway
score
are you winning Jett?
oh he's coming yeah
is he on the right? go to it
okay nice dead
nice dead
Oh my god
What?
I got no sprucipes!
He came up the stairs, went back up the stairs.
No I, that was a desktop.
No he did, he did, he did, he did, he did.
That was a hundred percent a desktop.
No, you're a desktop.
Don't gas like me.
No, that was a desktop.
It was a job, job.
You're a desktop. Don't guess like me. No, that was a desktop
Sum Sum
It was some something I thought of one million dollar special machine boys
Looks like actually no actually come here. I'll show you
It's the ambiance.
It's like Chili's.
The burger king of two in the morning.
My rash is easy if you're on our side.
I wrap you on our side.
Yeah, I'm on your job.
Jump. Jump.
There we go.
Hi.
Yeah.
Are you on the other side?
I'm upstairs in the stairs.
OK, guys, guys, I'm clear and I'm clearing.
OK, guys, I know I said last time, but even more so this time,
this leaves you just taking a grip of me.
It's taking me down.
My reaction time is now down by 35%
I don't know why you just
OH SHIT!
What?
I told you that let it come to an end!
Here we go!
WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE WORLD WEDGE!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 700,000 smectal do's in our eyes, you know, I don't know why you just
begged me to make another express a martini, dude, but you won't get you bushy.
I already did.
Oh my God.
They got a grip of me.
I got a grip, you got it?
Hold me, hold me, Buzz!
They got me! They got me, Buzz!
Mind if I take a swing?
Oh, of course!
Oh, oh, oh!
Mind if I take a peek?
Why don't you?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Excuse me.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Mind if I try it out?
Give it a whirl.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
Watch out, I'm going sick
Ah, that is proceed, that is proceed. What do you think she's doing that man?
Got one. I'm fucking going crazy right now
Did you go back to the
Yeah, this is me with my flashlight. Welcome back boss. Don't worry. We got both on the board
Yeah, we've got like
Yeah, maybe stop digging around gg and lock it like this god
I think we got 10 or 12. I don't know. I got like 50. I got like 30,000
There's like a lot more spawn this time
Yeah, I checked that Gary hallway in the kitchen now, okay? Okay, okay no there
My left leg is hurting that just means you're healthy
We see much you got the key no, I forgot
Good thinking good thinking I'm going back
Go back! Go back! Go back!
He's dicking around, Genji.
No, I'm not dicking around, guys. I'm super-duper serious.
Hey, what's up?
You scared me.
Sorry.
Thanks for not molesting me.
Give me that, pussy. Give me that.
Oh! I found an $80,000 doozy!
Score!
Alright, I'll go the way of that, guys.
Excuse me, Makeway!
I'm coming through.
This is me don't shoot. Oh, what the hell since we're gonna have these
Taking that
Taking that you immediately
Score Oh BCP FMJ
It's good
No, he's like, okay. He's like, oh
Oh, what are you saying?
That's ice
We and this is three by three, which is
Okay, hold on. What am I doing again?
What map are we on? Who are you people?
What's going on?
Where the fuck did we get ice cream?
Please don't did you your flashlight scares me.
What?
Your flashlight intimidates me.
I'm sorry.
I just locked it!
Can we go wipe the key?
No!
We're 41 minutes now, we just-
No, let's just-
Nicely!
The time that I asked you for the key!
No, let's just-
Nicely!
Please, Feta, can we go to the next part?
Fine!
But only because...
John has nicely.
We're making Gigi nice again.
Mm-hmm, mm-mm-mm.
Alright, let's do this thing.
Stand back!
Stand back!
I'm swiping the card.
Only I can go in.
This is VIP.
This is VIP area.
This is VIP area.
VIP's only.
Guys, just know that I can fuck you!
Oh, dude, sit back!
It's 200k momento in the control room.
What's the control room?
I don't know.
Gaslighting, probably.
Go, go, go.
Momento.
What's a momento?
So, let's go get it.
Hey!
Hey!
There's so much of the shit that we have not explored that we can't even go to until
we kill the boss and go because we have to get to the boss area.
Goochbomb, Goochbomb, Goochbomb, yeah, Goochbomb.
Good 10 racks, I'll do Goochbomb.
There's also multiple doors you can open with a key card, but we can't get to it because
we have to kill the boss before we can get to that area.
You sound like you're fiddling. You sound like you're fiddling and making jokes.
You guys think AI will be able to jerk us off?
Probably. Probably.
Jarvis, flick my beat a little.
I'm putting all my life savings into AI and job businesses.
Stand back, I'm going in.
Oh, sorry.
Did you know what to do?
I'm in your little corner.
Wait, can I have a 60 rounder?
Thanks boys.
And then my corner.
They give the cut quarter John.
Ooh, good spot, good spot, good spot, yeah.
10 backs on a new good spot.
Oh yeah, I need a smoke.
I don't have any smokes.
Thank you!
Thanks, J.D.
Now stand back.
Stand back! The bugulator's going in!
Oh fuck!
Someone shit my pants!
Guys, I need a radio calm silence!
Fuckin'
I gotta follow back in my corner, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes. No.
I heard one left one left with this
Move it in move it in
I think there's two actually
Ah
Spot
I'm not so tough now.
Oh my god.
There's one more, there's one more, there's one more.
Did you get him?
No, not yet, not yet.
Wait, where is he?
Back room, back wall.
Are you saying it's Lord?
Oh, I see him.
Oh, my only see is leg though.
Damn it.
You got me!
Did you get him?
No not yet, he's really hurt, he's really hurt, I saw him come up.
He's 34 by road.
By road.
Okay.
You see that, you see that, you see that?
Is that healing?
Healing.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Stay back boys, stay back!
Okay.
I was a lot less clean than you at the time, so.
I'm unsealing.
I'm unsealing this.
Follow me, Roy.
Follow me, gang.
We did it.
Arise!
Done work, team.
Done work.
We made it work.
Okay.
That's what matters most.
We made it work.
That's what's on his phone.
Excuse-e-bois.
Okay, I'm going to go kill the rest of them.
Okay.
sound good sound good
this is kind of neat and made time
like so fast or you know
absolutely
if you want to go see the other parts
you have to actually kill the boss pretty fast
absolutely
why do i-
wait, i'll help you loot
fuck yourself
I'm sorry.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
I am carrying the team and making my debate rich!
Oh, fuck dude! Oh my god!
What happened?
I'll put these guys gas masks off and then when I escape,
they'll fucking stare at me dead.
Oh, fuck you, right?
Oh my god!
What is this shot and shot?
Little jump jump
Say everything
I
Shit
This is the tibs seven out of seven calyx B whatever the fuck it's called is that worth
a lot of money or no.
Is that worth something? How much is that for stop boys? The tigs?
Is he riding with the with the split? No, it's not worth that much. Is it worth at least 30k?
No. Oh, all right. He's fine.
40k is. Oh, I mean, within 40k. Oh, I like this not that much.
I'll keep it, I'll keep it for now.
Here's a...
70s before Icebreaker started.
It's no Nutsack Bucklebacca.
Oh, obviously.
Obviously.
No Nutsack Bucklebacca, but it's something.
And for a Darrow?
It's... well, it's a vice, I guess.
It's Shandero.
It's Shandero. It's Shandero.
It's Shandero. It's Shandero.
Is this the door we're going?
It is.
First you do anything but
I'll shoot outside.
It's scary.
I already killed them all.
Oh, I didn't want to.
Did you just let years of head of power
get all everby and it scares me?
What?
Don't worry, God.
Just cuz you're trying
Okay, I'm in the red again. I'm not too fast not too fast no more
Oh, yeah, 30 minutes. We're making great time. We're making great time. I'll let me want to buy if I
Do a little scavenging on these bodies already went through them
Wait, did you how much is the mule on the market if it's over a hundred can't I'm not fucking using it
But only us 900 seconds how many minutes is that?
15. Okay, I'll take it on the last 15 minutes. Is that right? I made that up. I just guess.
I don't know. Sounds right, fellas. Oh, it is just you. Well, good guess. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Not too bad for dropping out of fourth grade.
You're the boss. You're the boss. Fourth grade was too hard anyways. Yeah.
Oh fuck.
I remember being in school and they started teaching us cursive for like a week and then they just gave up...
... forever. And we just never learned it.
I just scribbled and said, what the fuck do you mean? That's my cursive.
They just straight up gave up. I mean, we just let it for like a week and then they just said no.
They said, no, they said, no, we're not letting her go.
I still don't know it.
I, I, I still get confused when I'm writing my name.
I'm not even joking.
I actually have to sit there and think about everything.
I only know the letters in my name.
I know nothing else.
I don't remember that too.
Yeah, did your teacher came up on you too?
I, they came up on us.
We were too stupid.
My favorite was when my science teacher came up and said you're going to be nothing in your life.
Oh, so God, how does she know?
I hope her kids are watching you.
Mrs. Piano's kids, if you're watching Pino...
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Miss Piano!
Fuck your mom!
Josh's playing video games at 2am in the morning with a Pino...
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm drinking this!
Die with Miss Piano!
Die with Miss Piano!
You made it, Todd. You made it.
We're at the top.
They say it's lonely.
I don't see any pianos up here.
I don't see any Miss Piano's.
Top of this mountain.
I'm fat as fuck.
Did you are you um, have you already killed everybody out of the haddock bed?
Right here for a second
We'll just leave that right there. Oh, yeah, we'll just leave it at that
We'll do that right there. Did you are you done killing everyone?
No, I'm working on the ones down below.
Oh, you put it on top already, right?
Yeah.
Good work. Time to go.
Enjoy the fruits of your labor.
One moment.
Oh my gosh, dude, my fucking left arm is always just shot off.
You don't need it. Ah, yeah, left arm is for bitches.
I heard if you like your left arm you're a communist.
John, I mean I thought you were a dead body kid.
Dead body.
All of you gang, all of you boys.
All of you boys.
Jerry, this bad boy to the heli-chopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Do not redeem.
I'm just going to get this bad boy to the helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Do not redeem.
Do not redeem.
Do not redeem.
Do not redeem.
Follow me boys.
Follow me boys.
Oh, that'll be what...
This babysitter's gonna be so fuckin' confused.
That will walk downstairs in my boxers.
Fuckin' hungover as shit.
God, you strike me as the guy who's gonna turn 65 and be an appropriate Hooters.
Dude, 29. Where did I hit 30?
I'm telling you, as soon as you hit 65, you're going to Hooters and you're complimenting the
waitress.
You're complimenting the waitress a little too much.
They sell beer with those tears.
All right, all right, pal.
Comment down, please.
Guys, I literally cannot hear these guys down here.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm trying not to die.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What's that lady talking about down there?
Did we only have 25 minutes? We need to get these kills done.
Is there another gas mask for me?
Yeah, I'm coming, did you see I'm coming?
Is it safe to walk out to you?
I don't know.
Just kidding for bogeys.
the
back and my ex right now
I don't know how many I've killed in this spot.
Oh my god.
Are you sure?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There's a one at the base of those stairs.
Holy shit.
I just had my life flashed before my eyes.
Right at the base of stairs.
Right at the left side of the stairs.
Did you get him?
He's dead?
You got it. You got it.
We're joking. We're joking.
Did you hear you right under me?
Mm-hmm.
One, two, three, four, five.
I don't see anything.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my god, run!
I didn't feel too good boss.
The door shut, the door, the badge book.
Okay, I got a mask on.
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna have to take care of this yourself,
I'm gonna mask that boss.
Woo!
Let me down you boss!
Yes!
What's up? What's up?
We represent. We represent. Get that ass out of stacks on a P.
They're all walking directly towards us right now.
Yeah, but I hear that.
I can't see through that smoke.
Oh my fuck
I'm a little hungry
Hungry and thirsty officer. I mean John. Can you drop John? Can you drop down some water for me?
Well, I in my backpack I should have them
I think there's two more right there my left arm is gone again
No ammo you live
Mind if I take a swing for myself whoosh whoosh I can't see that through that smoke
Again, she do it. It's really hard to see through. I had to turn off my flashlight. Do you have a grenade?
Oh
Oh
They're gonna shoot me in the fucking head when I peak
Okay, right all right
The smoke is still not gone, I don't know what to do about that.
What do you mean it is?
Oh, you're right.
Enemy sighted.
Oh my god.
Goin' goin'!
Titan 3, dead.
Titan 3, pfft.
What the fuck is pushing 3?
Got another one, got another one!
Nice.
Okay.
Alright, let's move!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Okay.
I think we're good with these
Yeah
Was a good man we fought for his country
That is country sucks
I need one Mr. P that you personally marinated it with my sack here. Oh
Oh, fantastic.
Just for some martini sip.
Oh, a silly juice sip, perhaps?
Digi, water sip for James.
I eat all this ammo.
Maybe a pound or two of rice.
I'm so low on ammo.
Oh, my God.
Little sump, sump, little sump.
I'm looking good. I'm looking good. Oh, even more. I'm a scorn
And I got the gas mask
I want rice so fucking bad right now be all the same. I got a lot of good
All pay the uber
Minutes guys
Okay. Okay. Okay. There should be two more. Perhaps a safe pistol.
Hey, little sub-sub. Actually, this part only had three last time, right? Yeah, it's three. It's three on that point. Three on that point.
Okay, then they're all dead. Oh, good work. Armageddon, quick my feet. I'll be right there, GQ, okay?
All right, boys, you're doing great, you're doing great, Edie.
Thank you.
Oh, wait, oh, I got a kid of...
With that right there in that slot.
I
Rest in peace Dave
Finish this quote if you are real one
Mr. P
You got it set to him for many
Ain't nobody got
You got it
Oh
That was in the game
Hey guys, how you doing? Oh, he's hit the native
Hold on is he getting sturdy live on
Oh my god
He's getting dirty live on the street
Shoo, shoo, shoo
JJ!
What?
You're doing great
You're doing great
I'm JJ, you need to throw a smoke right there
I dropped the smoke
Actually, John, I have something for you as well
I have something for you as well
I have something for you as well
I have something for you as well
Well
God I need you to peek that door and see if you die
No one
Watch out that hole
Look!
Oh, that's his gas.
Oh, my God.
We're good, we're good.
Look at me.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
You go first, you go first.
Why didn't we disable that?
I'm sorry, did we forgot?
Do we all have the mask on?
How many people in here did we get?
I forgot how many people?
Five.
Five? Okay.
Five to seven?
Wait, five to seven.
Oh, he, oh.
First, I'm going to LeBron James right here.
LeBron James!
LeBron James!
Oh shit.
guys guard, guard, guard, guard, I bought the final door with the one in this one
you got he's rolling away I stop stop stop stop stop stop
I don't know if this is good enough.
John, stay in front of that door, see if they see you.
You guys see me?
That's not even the door.
I don't know where I'm at, I can't see anything.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
Oh, fuck.
Soon as he's never playing with us again, what's the story?
I can't see the door.
EFGL.
Pull down!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
We're not in smoke, we're not in smoke!
Let's pull it out, let's pull it out. Where do we throw that smoke at?
Probably on the same, at that door.
At the door?
Yeah, where you were just standing.
Are you sure because I just beat that?
I don't see nothing.
Yeah, but he'll funnel in, though.
Are you sure they'll funnel in?
I mean, they know what they do.
I hear him.
I hear him rotating.
Oh, Dylan Dennis is here.
You know, in his chat, swear they're winning at life
while spending their day watching another grown man talk.
Oh yeah.
Dylan, you don't have custody of your own kids!
And your job is a glorified karate kit!
Stand out!
Swear to God, I'm not right now, Dylan.
I'm in the middle of something.
I'm in the middle of something!
We gotta hurry up.
Lock in.
Eh!
which we which one which we're not going to have a guy
the
the first door on the right
we are we are we're going to be that there's no one in there
actually like
we have a guy like a lot of guys like a lot of kids make
good me it goes my hero
wretched as he goes
hey um
the second projector on your
book in god
I think it a little hard to see.
Voice Tom, see if he'll talk.
OK.
You motherless.
He's up the stairs.
If he's on the stairs, he's bugged.
See, this move's empty.
You're going to have to throw.
Oh, my god.
Dude.
Perfect.
Just like we do it now.
I killed John because John walked in front of me when I'll try to shoot the boss. Good. Good. I wish I
wish I had killed John
Are you allowed to know what a woman is are you allowed to?
That's what you would've done.
Oh, oh, the two-finger throat punch.
Oh, oh, I'm Dylan Dunnus.
I'm at the Wedge Boss, the two-finger throat punch.
Yeah!
That's what you would've done.
Mm.
You still have the smoke on you?
I don't.
I just said you, you said you.
I pulled you up, did you?
I pulled you up?
Did you?
I have so much to my mouth.
Oh shit, I actually like...
What did you say?
Oh shit, I actually like...
I fucking flinched.
He's down on the left side, I think.
Absolutely deserved.
A team that has the inability to focus for more than four seconds.
Absolutely different than I deserved.
The team that had the inability to focus more than four seconds.
Oh, sorry.
Guys, I forgot we're in the million-dollar world championship for Escape from Dark Off.
Buddy!
I am off my ass at two in the morning on a Friday!
Play it with two of my friends.
That's not...
All right, you know what?
I know what you're doing.
You know what?
You know what?
You're right.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
All right, you know what all right pal, okay, so the main I did the base I did the base
He got me. I got one guy. I got one guy. I
Got one guy. I got one guy
Mmm. Oh
Guys, we were so close. We were literally two guys two guys off like to max three one to three guys off
Hmm... Dillard Dennis paid $50 more and said,
Peanut Jinji and that whole community got together and somehow still couldn't assemble a complete thought.
Here's a complete thought. Fuck yourself.
Fuck, he's like, why is he made of fucking steel?
I didn't think he was gonna push.
Did you watch out there's a guy there!
Did you watch out there's a guy there!
Thank you.
The end of the whole life!
Oh fuck.
That's epic.
That suits.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
I think I think we lost I think I think we lost I'm muted I think we lost I think we
I think we lost.
I think we lost.
And there were still two more.
We were so close.
I lost so much loot.
I should have just left.
We were so close.
We were so close.
Guys, it's going to be hard to sort through.
I said you might kill us, Shinji.
It'll be tough.
Okay, okay.
Let's see this.
Do you have no guns?
Yes, you're a kill.
Perfect.
Damage to body, uh, 91.
Guys, I kind of want to, I, I think that's enough talking
about for you tonight.
I kind of want to sit here and look at the games
from the summer steam fest and see what.
Fuck you.
So, John, I kind of want to, I want to look at the summer
steam fest games and I want to see if there's any cool ones
that I like.
Um, does anybody know what that is?
Yeah, steam and it's on the, uh, it's on a dashboard.
No, I don't know. I don't know that the stream they did today.
Oh.
What was that called again?
Team summer sale.
I don't know.
Oh, summer games fast.
It's called the summer games fast.
That's what it's called.
You guys want to look at the summer games best together?
We best on right now.
No, no, I was I was thinking.
I was thinking I'd skip through it and skip all the ones that I obviously would play and just think it'd be bad oh
Perfect the video is three hours and seven minutes long. You want to watch it together? No
I was gonna skip past the stuff that I obviously would like like five games and over the head games and take it be
Did you do you still have my stream up?
No, no, no
Oh, yeah, you you yes, I have that up
We're like in this broadcast and
Summer fuck first was it called summer wait actually what is it calling? Is it called summer games best right? So we're gonna be just
summer games very stream
Yeah
It's four hours and 20 minutes
You've got to be kidding me, you've got to be fucking my ass.
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All right, guys, I'm taking my speed. I'm taking my speed. Okay. Okay. I want to see
I want to see what's back like it. I want to see what's back like it. I wish I
I don't want to, first, I'm going to skip this, because you hear it.
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Oh wait, hold on, here we go, here we go, here we go.
New games with one million plus Steam units, oh wait.
Wait, oh wait.
Oh, wait, this is what we already have.
Never mind.
I'm trying to see the new games.
I'll see you when I fuck it. I'll go to the full speed.
The man on the third floor!
Wake up, Mario!
Oh, God! Jesus!
Oh, Jesus!
Get out!
Oh, it's freezing!
Come in!
Come in. Come in.
Oh, we're already going in.
She wants us, John. She wants us.
On the first date?
First date. First date.
First date.
That's too fuck. Where's the option?
Damn it.
There's no way that song goes really
genji get added. I'm not
all, thank you.
What game am I looking at right here?
29.
What?
I look a lot older than you so that doesn't matter.
notice if we help us
oh she's russian evil russian evil
i'll bring some nice coffee to go with the biscuit
let me go hit the gym in the morning
i remember playing russian evil
sip of the martini
oh i should have the chili
dude this kitty's a fucking
dude she's got jannix right on the table
oh holy shits i didn't know she was chill like that
She's ripping six inside.
Ripping six in her house, in her house.
We want to save the house.
You didn't see that?
She's in the BDSM.
I know what that's up.
Oh, no.
Clarence here.
Fast forward to the part where we get to fuck her.
The granny?
Yeah.
I think she's dead.
Oh dude.
I didn't think he was dead, boss.
Lost me on that one.
Dusty games!
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
What's going on here? What game is this?
Give me a look out here.
All right, go ahead and show me the sexy grandma.
Come on, let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Where's the sexy grandma at?
Alien isolation too.
Only millions of alien isolation too.
This is the last chance.
That looks pretty cool.
Is that like a secret player scary game or something?
Yeah, you give me really a good snapshot of what goes on, but it's a little pretty scary.
Oh, yeah, it's on to up. Oh, that's nice
And the touch of a button cleaning methods have dominated our routines
Oh my god
Where's the sexy grandma?
I swear to god.
Any game that does have a sexy grandma, you can find them.
Oh, shit.
What is this?
I
Can see myself
I honestly
Once again, I feel like I'm not getting a grasp of the whole game, but it looked cool. It looked cool. I might play that
There was no sexy grandma's but I can make an exception for Atlas
Hold up. Hold up. We got some here. We got some here
You thinking it too then?
I'm not denying it!
I'M THE MOVATION!
You're going to die again.
It's your turn.
Master, they said that if we fight with the Xigui Hall,
we can also protect our family if we don't fight.
and
the
the
the
city
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okay all right I see what's going on here all right that's a medieval fighting
game all right too it's going on right here
you see my type of game boss got you thinking like this I'm thinking I did
It feels like a Shaxx is beating without the cool part.
It does, yeah.
It also feels like it'll make my PC take a slight to the Unreal Engine 3.
I promise I don't care that much about the quality of his hair.
Just make me able to play the game under a 2FBS or over.
I'd be a cool movie.
It'd be a cool movie.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't like reading that much.
Yeah, I also like reading.
And I don't speak whatever the least like homework, dude.
I don't want a new homework while I play.
Yeah, I'm not trying to do homework while I play the game.
We'll see what the next one is, we'll see.
It's well-to-play.
Oh, first.
Oh.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Soon to go out here, soon to go out here.
You won the Keto after.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I didn't know it was a Serg.
Summer coconut game awards.
Oh, he's good.
What's going on here?
What's going on?
Noob dog?
Wait, Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg? Wait Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg and Tori Kelly? What does Snoop Dogg do?
Who's that guy? That Snoop Dogg? I mean I'm gonna add two back. Oh what the hell!
I'm not buying to pond did the voice line there
He's alive
They recorded it in Cuba
Oh, I
Like a lie to you, I don't know what the fuck's been going on for the last two games. I I'm trying to find a game
You said so much about you guys. This is a oh my god. It's using a son to the forest vibe. This is a good
I'm playing this I'm playing this
I'm playing this I'm playing this I'm playing this
Oh
That look good, okay, I got the shots of the portage five right there you're coming. I
Want to play something for us soon really bad
Yeah, that looks like a good game now it's a game. There's h a e x a x
I
Have an idea what sons of the forest Tuesday
Let's focus on the summer games
Yeah, I've got me by this I've got me by this I've got me by this up. I don't do scary stuff
I can't do it. That's right. No, it's not it's a way to work. Basically. Yeah, I'm just scared. I'm a pussy
Dead by daylight, we need to come down with a new one.
Oh my god, I'm eating this one too.
Oh my god, don't cheers me.
Fuck, I'm killing my ass. I'm closing my eyes.
I don't think I found the right way to open it.
Are you fine?
Are you fine?
Are you fine?
Who are you now?
Is that you dead by daylight game?
Yeah, I knew one.
And he just play a tune for that game.
Nuclear strung disaster, dad.
Oh, I heard about this game from long time ago.
I played this on the jet.
This is CFD, this is CFDs but on land.
CFDs and robots?
CFDs but on land.
We are playing this game.
We are playing this game.
We are ripping this bitch.
We are ripping this bitch.
Dude, it's all my fault.
Oh, really, it's out now.
This is out now?
That's what they're saying
Dude, I was playing this game on this. Let's play it. Let's play it. Shoot it. I'm playing it. Shoot it. I'm down.
No
This is good a game by the end. This is a good game. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell
It's really to see if these brown land
What's that?
There's a movie like that where they're like chasing each other in cars and stuff in a desert. Come on. Sure
What's good? I am I can't I think I think this is um win rose
Bad matches the lady. Oh, this is my flag. I know and that's you
I'm playing this as well. Black flag is my favorite
and favorite scene in the entire series. The entire series Black Flag is the best.
100%
You did a whole stream of the last episodes of this game for fun.
That play is that screen?
You say did you? Yeah.
Oh Edward Kidway I always just assume Eziel is the main catcher of any, any, any assassin
that's going to meet them again.
Two of them guys like this, yeah, one guy meet the one guy meet.
Oh, do the thing, do the thing!
Oh, guys I'm telling you this is genuinely the best game out of the entire set of these
games.
I'm gonna play the dick out of this
I got you to be my be my be my be I got you to be
I don't go to I don't know what that was. I don't know if that was a game or not. Is that way is that landmark on a shirt?
Is that landmark?
I have some a game fest. Who's that on his head?
That's not what that's not landmark.
Oh.
Oh, it's himself?
Not for power.
That is chaos.
And that chaos is spreading with these sprites.
Creatures born from zero point energy they can make you stronger faster more dangerous
No one can resist that kind of power
This new game
This new game looks
This new game
I
Wait, are we on a loop or something?
John Wick, John Wick, John Wick!
Hell yeah!
Oh, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up!
I've already liked it, I've already liked it!
I've already liked it!
I know the graphics
Holy shit, she's so hot
And she said well, well stores lives
Wait
Oh my god, we got one giant
Oh
Oh, I played games. I played days
It was oh, I remember this game I remember this game they
There's a lobby right before the game and they made the ladies in that game. I mean just I just you know what you are
I mean it was like ridiculous it was like
Please, oh my god, I need to see you play it.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god, we're playing too hard.
Four times the amount of a lot of time.
I'm 100% playing this game, 100%.
It needs to be you two.
It's really hard.
It really isn't out right now.
That looks really hard.
I don't know.
You and Peanut, time trial versus me and coconut.
It would be easier.
Oh my god, yes.
What is this?
You wouldn't know.
It is extremely hard.
Extremely hard.
I'm gonna go the hard day.
Oh, they're great.
It's okay for me.
I
Like a campaign of our graders
What is this?
So that's what I say when I look at some campaign of some some game a bi campaign. I don't know. That's what we're different
Generally like most people
All in a trillius
I don't I
Don't know maybe oh, it's TNM. That's no it's not no good
Coming for us
Well, that's temporary just like you
me. You guys don't understand the real threat, but like we did.
I go to work with my enemy to survive. What's going on here?
Not a fair job. Why is the crouching show Schmeegalike?
And why is the cross here so fast?
The graphics are insane in this game.
No, no, no, no, no, do not touch him.
Oh, fuck!
I just did a wedding, you hold your seat, what the hell is going on?
Fight together.
Are they friends or killing each other?
We'll die alone.
I don't know.
I
Nice cold Miller left
What did I just watch what
Well, who was I watching was that it was that what's going on? I mean it looked incredible
Rapids wise I just don't know the hell's looking at I don't know what the point of the game is
Oh, here we go. I can already tell this is good. I can already tell this is good. Here we go. Here we go.
I can already tell just from the look of the front.
He sounds like RFK.
Oh, that's my perfect song actually!
I'm not going to lie to you, getting
It looked really good at the beginning. It still looks really good, but I don't think it's my type of game.
I thought it was more like first person type shit.
I
Before it's too late
I might play that game, but it's just not my type of game. It's just not my type of game
You know what I feel like really cool and really good. I might play but I see these games look so fucking
I just don't play the third-person magic power type of game. I mean
Ah. Baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
You would swung away from the pal...
What pal?
But you pal, I would smash that game in a sec!
What's going on here?
The old war is free.
It's like the game of thrones.
I like it.
I like it.
your comfort or even your safety.
But if you yearn for horizons unexplored.
A beaver?
A beaver in full-steele armor?
For a cause worth dying for.
Good to you.
We can face.
You're catching me.
Sting.
Go play in Beaver's.
Once again, I'm not certain what the game is about, but firstly, beaver and armor, uh,
Swedes, fucking Swedes, fucking sick, fucking sick, don't play the beaver, don't play the beaver,
everything else, I don't know what the fuck happened.
Billions of MMO, massive multiplayer online, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I
Get the gear that works as hard as you do the blue business plus credit card with no annual fee
Get the beautiful durable Malaga outdoor sofa for just 895 only living space
Oh
Is this always real
It just looks like it, I think.
Maybe?
Oh, just Star Wars Racer, I guess.
Racing game, yeah.
Hard raisin
Racers don't go head to head against the fall back
Legends do
I was built for this game people call me a racist your wife. Yeah, I'll see I'll see this game challenge thing. I'm not gonna let you
Stay out of my way
Yeah, yeah, honestly, I this is like Mario Kart on Roy's yeah, yeah, I'm real engine Mario
This, I'm not gonna say it's fun, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun, I wouldn't say play this,
I would not say play this, as long as there's multiplayer.
Is there multiplayer?
We used to have a Star Wars game like this on a Nintendo board.
Yeah, I'm playing that, I'm playing that, that looks sick, that looks fine, that looks fine,
that looks fine, I like that, I like that.
That game was one of my favorites on that and so this is where I forgot about that.
Alright, once again, I'm gonna go ahead and skip this one. This is just not my type of game, guys.
I'm sure it's cool, I'm sure it's fire, but...
Oh, wait! It just wrapped two!
Tell me this is wrapped two! Tell me this is wrapped two!
Dude...
It has to be! It has to be! Please!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You know, we are playing this. We are 100% playing this.
Wait, hold me.
This is not how to do it.
Wait, wait, this is not how to do it.
What is this?
It looks like something like this.
It looks like something like this.
It's not Simiplier, is it?
It looks Simiplier.
Oh, my god.
Oh, too scary for me.
Oh, that was...
Guys!
Last Harbor!
That looks pretty cool.
just wish i knew what the hell is going on if he was like sick of playing with us
i thought it was rap too and then suddenly there's zombies
hold on wait hold up it's got movement boy yeah he's got motion he's got motion
Vila fight fast.
Hey, that's Vila right there.
Gingy, look at what you didn't get tonight!
Okay, you're hungry after this morning
I'm sorry, I gotta be back now
I know
What are you doing about this whole fighting town?
That bathroom was that!
I thought I lost, but I wouldn't be living in there so far.
Oh, that's the bad guy. You can tell that's the bad guy.
Kill them all.
Guy that was touching his fingers and stuff.
Hey, that's me.
There he is!
Shit.
This is not gonna blow over, Seattle! You fuck with the Chinese mafia!
The Chinese mafia?
I'm not gonna fight you.
Only combat.
It's as in three.
No, no, no.
We're not gonna fucking handle it.
Alright.
Just take it easy.
Was she picky finger holds? Oh, yeah
Yes, good news
I can what?
I don't know about that one. I don't know
That one doesn't how it is in seed back by Kevin you there
Oh my god, it's room game. Oh my god. I played this a long time ago when they only have like two things
This game is fire! This game is fire!
I played this a long time ago when they only have like two things in it. I'm telling you this game is
This game is fire.
This game is fire.
This is the end of the time!
I don't remember any of this.
Oh.
Okay.
Absolutely fine.
absolutely fine oh my goodness fantastic fantastic fantastic I don't know what
this game is but this definitely is an art type of my skill showed I was
haha
skill can weigh our big arches
target as a target and it's at random it's at random
I
Soul frame
I don't know maybe maybe how are you liking that one? How are you liking that one? I don't know I
just don't love single-player games yeah I don't know I don't really I think I
didn't really get a good look right there I think if I don't have these trailers
give me dick butt shit I don't what am I supposed to think about that it was a
You can ride a wolf.
You can ride a wolf.
You can ride a wolf.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
To brookalopal.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Oh, fastest!
Clash of the newt!
Clash of the newt!
This game's fire.
This game is great.
It's grounded due.
Groud of due.
Didn't we, didn't ground it come out when we first met?
We were gonna play it.
Hey, guys!
Are you sure?
Hey, are we gonna play it?
Please tell me that was your first match.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
,
this game is fantastic this game is fantastic
to the held the beginning of sales into
the
100% 100%
No, we already played this right but it's an update?
Yeah it's an update, yeah.
Okay.
Let it ride on a roll of the dice.
Not again.
You can have all the luck in the world.
But what matters
is the choice you make.
I have no idea what the game looks like.
did you was a no idea
it is my fate
what
I have to go back to facing them
those granted the power to raise souls
Those corrupted by their gifts,
Tilted the ancient balance toward cataclysm.
But at last,
That debt is due.
Every choice...
Is this like a sad, discreet witchcraft?
What's going on here?
You play as a cat?
1666 Amsterdam.
That's a long time ago.
Really?
I can't kill him.
I really understand what was going on in that one.
I have no idea.
Hey, we oughta forget more of 666's and Sam's.
And your sass is creed but you're a witch and you really like cats
All right, okay. All right, okay. All right
All right, okay. All right. All right. Oh some stuff was some stuff
Rose rose since the Genesis
Oh
Yeah, let me go ahead and show up my new game by the first thing that's on the speed is make people look away
Burning
It strips away the lies that people tell themselves just how I lose only then do they get to see
the sacrifice must always brother sister BDSM edition
that I won't play it.
All blood inspires those who are worthy.
The spiral bleeds ever deeper.
It's over.
I've got the weirdest direction right now.
You guys will not run.
We're getting ready to help.
Pluto's orders are just on.
I'm in. We need a recently switched Pluto over.
Oh, what do we got here? What do we got here?
Oh, that's a lot of time.
What's going on? What's up? What's up?
He has this jealous. He has none.
Okay. Alright.
I mean, the game looks sick. The game looks cool.
I cannot lie. The game looks extremely cool.
I bet we'll be playing that game.
I just don't know what's going on here yet.
I saw movies, I'm ending too.
Ah, okay, that looks pretty cool. I don't know if it's my flow, but that looks pretty dope.
Yo!
Lords of the Fault.
This is Star Wars Zero Company.
Intelligence was just briefed of Separatist fleet massing in the Saralana system.
Now we need to make our move.
You got someone?
Zero Company.
What do you got from it, Lenny?
We're at Silius.
Coil's been spotted meeting with local gangsters.
I know what they're up to.
I've been tracking Fagin for months.
She'll have to send her a bit old.
Alright, let's get a team together.
But they hold on raising
What was the game they were there?
Separates
Ex-noble
That's cons and we're better for
We're almost there turn base. We just got to finish this job
I
Need to turn base game
That look cool, but I'm not a turn-based type of beat I'm not turn-based I'm beating
I don't know that's direction would have gone with that game. I'm not gonna lie to you
Oh, shit!
The box.
Please.
He's some type of sex freak.
That much is clear.
But what's going on here in the apartment?
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Neither do I.
You certainly have reasons to hate me.
My son.
You ruined my life.
We crave the same thing.
Evil?
Am I evil?
They adore me.
There are pawns in Brent's hands.
Nothing more.
I've done the unthinkable for my own family.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
at first I didn't want to like it I think I actually kind of like it I think you're
gonna get yourself a crazy story line with this one that looks pretty good that
looks pretty good that looks pretty good that looks pretty good that might be
something that might be something right there that might be something
the game director
All right, give me the next one one
The sweet sound of selling and earning on vintage don't wear it
I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry
I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm I'm the Shashi in foster
I
Mugga story
Hey, what how did you make it a single player muggers game?
Still I think that's I still eat this game. I still eat that school game fuck fuck all you
I still think that'd be a cool game.
And the imposter...
I think they complete our...
Our fellow mates of crew have perished.
They would have propelled...
Why are you talking so weird?
You let me...
Oh, it's a TV show.
I don't know what the hell is what I am.
Why you look on it?
Whatever.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm feeling a TV show now.
I've had you among us.
There is a new one, chef.
I'll always forget.
It is!
It's a new TV show!
I thought it was a game!
Wait, oh wait, are you sure you're coming with us?
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
That game's gone. That game's... I played the game. I played the game. That game's gone. That game's gone.
You're the best? That game's gone. That game's gone.
How are we good?
I have no idea.
The unbelievers mocked you.
I'm gonna skip this one.
We are here. I don't understand a single word on the screen. I'm gonna go ahead and skip
This is way well.
Worthy.
What is this?
Hey, that was cyberpunk?
I thought it was...
I didn't... wait, the one before this?
I thought it was like a Chinese game.
if you really are familiar with the universe.
I heard that cyberbugs really got it.
Run. I'll erase you at the finish line.
Delete me, you're ass.
That's not cyberbugs!
I heard a cyberbugs collab.
I can feel it. That nightmare test of discord is looking for us.
What? What did you just call me? What the hell?
What the hell is going on around here? Hey!
Oh, we should go out here. We should go out here.
All right, here's some type of guy with some type of bird.
Okay.
As you can fly a bird.
Okay. As you can fly a bird. There's other birds that don't like that you fly a bird.
That's not much as obvious. But now you're going to kill those birds. Alright. Okay.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
That one's on a bird.
Or it was a bird, but at this time we can see more lost wings, no longer a bird.
I I think I've heard saying about this game. I
They say you're your bird guy and you don't and you and you
What monsters there's a monster
Okay, so you hot monsters, okay, I got that I got that
I
Dr. Strange Asia vision
But that was good, alright, alright, what, okay, alright, well that guy fights that carpet.
I'm gonna go ahead and...
Mortal carpet fighter 2.
Mortal carpet combat.
Access to up to 10 no cost Janet nice
How do you not have
Oh here we go here we go. All right. I'm already liking it. I'm already liking it. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Will
All right, here we go. Here we go now. We're good. Good. Now. We're good
Oh fuck
Alright, alright, alright, alright, okay.
Alright.
That was pretty fun.
That was pretty fun.
Like Mario Kart, but, like, upgraded.
Oh.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What what's going on here
There's Godzilla now, I've got Godzilla sonic spongebob Megatron
I
Mind grab
Okay, all right, I don't know what the hell that was I'm not gonna lie you but it looked like it might be like a fun mini-game thing or something
I don't know I don't know okay this oh yeah, I know this spot this from escape from Titan. It's a it's a thing
It's a show I've heard about this. I've heard about this
Oh sorry attack from Titan attack from Titan. It's an anime by the way tonight. Yeah, I've heard I've heard
I've never watched it. It's really good. I've never watched a second
What are we... what are we...
Sheesh, she's got the cheese.
Oh! I've noticed that I can't understand what language they're speaking in a lot of these games.
The Japanese?
I
Chomp his dig
Okay, I've watched the show so I feel like oh course close he arrives
Okay, I want to show something like this after me. Oh, okay. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here's something
Here's something here is something right here. What do we have here boys?
Modic else
It's hard to hundred forty nine thousand miles on it. How does he know it's that you have two drivers and that guy's dead
That guy's dead more in intensive care
I'm done this is like forza but you friend like you can help you also like live the guys life
He's not raising
I don't know what just happened. I don't know what just happened. I don't know what the
Sorry guys, sorry guys, sorry guys, sorry guys, sorry guys, sorry guys.
Hold on, wait a minute, it's actually gonna be fire, I'm not even joking.
What? I kinda like games like this a little bit.
No, I was about to say, there's like a revolutionary war game, have you seen it?
Uh, I'm sure there's plenty of revolutionary war games.
No, I've seen it on a big fan, it's like, go ahead and suck me, sir.
I like this one.
Alright, okay, there might be something there.
There might be, that looks kind of fun.
Oh my god, he's having a kick.
Oh my god, oh, good heavens.
Chronyses, chronyses.
Alright, that was pretty cool, that was pretty cool, that was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool.
I like that.
I haven't seen more though.
I really get to see what the game is about.
I'm not making it.
I'm not making it.
I really get to see what the game is about.
I'm not making it.
Oh, here we go.
Time for the Caribbean for everybody to make it one.
I've been wanting a game like this.
What was I saying last week, John?
Time for the Caribbean for everyone to make it one.
Who can they see?
And they eat fish.
And they eat fish.
Well, time for the Caribbean to eat fish, too.
Dude, what the fuck is this game?
I have no idea though.
I
Think a sigma tiktok added
I don't know what I don't understand. I might see a bit
What is that look like a game for people?
Uh, guys?
Is it me or is there something off with this one?
Yeah, he seems... different.
Has he always had that mustache?
He doesn't have a mustache.
Oh yeah.
Hey buddy, what's your deal?
Howdy, thanks for you.
What's all this mess about me being different?
Well look at that, he sounds different too.
The same here everyone in Tokyo talks like this. I know what this is. You see that ladies a fucking sinitar
I'm lead turned on thank you. Close eat
That Capcom summer game sale is huge take home genuine border five one hundred percent off faked
Yeah, we'll have to get this. Oh hold on. What's going on here? What's wrong here?
Oh
I know what that is
Oh, JG, Pokemon!
I won too!
Did I win one?
I like power, really.
Power? Oh, I heard a lot of good stuff about power.
I played, but, no, I got bored of it the first time I played.
I mean, that wasn't fully done, I don't know.
I think we got to see my Pokemon I'm going.
Yeah, what she's flying on literally looks like what it is.
I heard a lot of good things about this game.
Honestly, I would actually play it at some point, 100%.
I've played it at some point.
Let's try it out, dude.
Let's try it out.
Let's try it out.
Let's try it out.
But I played it, it wasn't completed, so I guess I get to play it again.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I played it out.
I love it. I put it out.
July 10th. That's in the future. I thought it was already out.
That's a two days after I get past a year old.
Some monster is out there.
A monster?
Oh, it's 1.0. It's power of 1.0.
You're the guy to call.
Oh, that's for the least.
Big me, chef.
Oh, is it Berlin?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
down 2490 guys I'm already know guys I'm sorry sorry okay that was something I
really know what's going on in the game but it caught my eye caught my head in
fitness oh it's too much we're still on the human his lips are sealed but I'm
I'm not helpless, Sarah Hound.
I was wondering when you'd turn up.
I'm looking for me.
I guess.
Okay, all right, once again, I don't know what the hell's going on,
but it caught my attention, it caught my attention
what beds catching my attention
goodnight
no no not yet
wait five more games, five more games, five more games
okay look at this game, this game looks crazy cool
is this cyber porn?
this game looks good
but it's not stellar blade
I don't know
oh stellar blade
oh he's about to do crack
Don't do it don't do don't do math. Oh
He's already on the lean. He's about to let it go from his hand
But he's graphics are fucking crazy
Every hair you can see every hair literally every hair
This is why the motion state graphics I've seen so far in the past
Stop saying weird things.
Quiet. They're moving.
Roger, camera.
Roger, camera.
Is this... I guess I have to use something?
There's not a lot of you in this game, actually. Tell us more.
Yeah, I was thinking, uh...
It'd be better for us if we got out of here.
In the movies, this is always where things go wrong.
Hey, fuck, I just said, it's funny shit.
What if you, like, talk to, like, the shops on the side, like, buy stuff?
Okay.
Oh, maybe, all right.
South East!
Oh.
I don't know if that's gonna turn, but I didn't expect that.
Oh, what just happened?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure it did.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you, they had me more, but it still looks like it'd be a good
game
I have no idea what's going on in the fight.
I have no idea what's going on in the fight.
It looks cool!
It looks like a cool game!
The graphics are exact!
I just don't know what the hell's going on.
Stellar Blade Blood Rape.
All right, okay, okay.
Cool game, cool game.
The fighting style is not like super mind-paced,
but it looks incredible.
Yeah, what are we doing?
What are we doing? What are we up to?
What is this?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What's going on?
What is this?
What are we doing?
Street fire!
Oh is this like a
like a Mortal Kombat thing?
Oh that's cool!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, the new Street Fighter.
Now, see.
I lost.
Fight.
Tori, Tori, Tori, Tori.
And cut as a new.
Yeah, all right.
What's next, gay man?
I wanna see some crazy, I wanna see some crazy, oh, sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry.
Don't wear it, sell it.
Head over to these faces.
Oh, my god, I'm sorry.
You can go for the Lakeland coffee table
from just two fifths.
Everybody thinks about this
Everybody thinks about this
Oh my god
By his will, a saw fell.
A meteor called forth to bring ruin to all.
But our planet answered.
Awakening mighty weapons to stand against the celestial threat.
Mighty weapons?
Now, hope endures in those who fight.
And that lady is from the game we just saw.
Hope, indoors and...
That lady right there.
That lady's literally from the game that we just saw.
Am I right?
That's the same lady.
Uh...
Mmm...
Final Fantasy VII.
Well, it's gotta be good.
They had six previous ones.
world's in trouble has been for a while so what are we waiting for let's get
some for all the beating of a lighter
and keep us in street fighter
you're mine
i'll make this quick good night
The sky's the limit!
I can do this! I'll make you fall!
Alright, for this type of game, it looks pretty sweet.
Again, this is not my type of game, but, like, I like that there was like a ship and you could explore stuff.
Yeah, Bosh fights all that.
For this type of game, it actually doesn't freak me.
Again, but not my type of game.
Not my type of game.
I got one more.
Let us put your feet
Definitely cool this game though, definitely cool this game
Yeah cool this game, cool this game
Cool this game, I don't think it's my company, but that's cool this game
Where's my type of games, where's
Give me something really cool, give me a first person shooter that's insane
Give me something crazy
Give me something crazy, give me something I can go
Whoa, what's going on here
Is that John Wick?
IT'S THE SAME THING!
I JUST SAW THAT JET!
Man, I saw the lady in the first game that was in the second game,
then I saw the ship in the second game that was in the third game.
your nation of
issues got out here to defeat your enemy you'll need a fighting chance
wait a minute what's going on
i'm playing a ride chicken ride chickens
they're called chocobos
yeah check this is the last game what
it's kind of biased
i won't return oh this is his adept gunslinger
tremendous dead ha to wrap it up and
Alongside your equipment I'm not gonna lie to you an extra edge in battle like it's a face
What's coming you need all I saw a couple games?
That were pretty darn cool like this one
Was this really good was an evil?
Which is what?
Last Harbor last Harbor was cool
The muggers was decent
Whatever this game is
Oh
That game I remember I think was looking cool
Extremely hard
H-A-E-X whatever that one was
Guys there was some like cool games here, but I'm not gonna lie to you. I
There was no games. I was like
I mean, there's
I
What get wisdom? Let me google the release date. Let me get pre pre loads
Going I mean, I mean I feel like it was just mostly not my type of games
I actually it's single FPS. Wait am I stupid? Is there no is this most game that we wanted to play?
Yeah, and the duck. Okay, that game was pretty cool, too
They were there were some bangers there were some bangers but guys is there supposed to be no FPS games?
Was that just how the cards folded this time?
Oh, yeah, you're right where the FPS games. No, that's my type of game
Hey!
MPS is dead.
It was Mother Mother 4 app, that's a spire.
All right, you know what,
I'm gonna say there was like five cool games
that I'm probably gonna play,
but other than that, not my cup of tea.
I don't know what the fuck is going on around here.
I need some FPS games, right now.
I'm gonna go FPS my bedroom.
or consoles.
We say good night like most of these are for consoles.
Oh, OK, guys.
All right. Good night. Good night.
Get out of here, John. Good night.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
All right. OK. All right.
And I didn't see any of them like, oh, oh, my God.
Here we go. This is going to be the next big thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I know these games are not FPS games, FPS games are my games, but, you know.
The game, H-A-E-X?
H-A-E-X look really cool.
I think that looks pretty cool.
I would say that's probably one of my favorite ones I saw in this video.
H-A-E-X was was was one of the coolest, if not the coolest. Resident Evil looked cool.
The Duck Game looked fire.
I'm trying to remember.
Black Flag, well, I mean, yeah, but guys, that's just a remake of an old game.
But yeah, still fire. That game's cool. That game's cool. It's fun.
Then we'll have to try out Pow World, I guess.
Pow World. The Amungustine kind of looks some some.
Flash Harbor. Watch State of Play. What is State of Play?
Oh, Rootscape! Rootscape Dragon Worms! Fire! Oh my God!
God, guys, I'm telling you, I wrote that to Steam Game,
with me, my brother, and hideouts.
We didn't play that a long time ago,
when they only had like two things,
so I'm telling you, we had lots of fun.
We had so much fun.
We obviously stopped playing,
because we beat the game in a couple hours,
because they had nothing,
but it looked like they had a ton more stuff now.
They got a ton more.
It's way better now.
Yeah, I assume, I assume, I assume.
um
Say our engine fall. I should already know engine fall. We sucked in that game
We actually were sponsored by engine fall like a year and a half ago
And we played so bad
We played so bad that the developer of the game had to join our game and help us
the literal developer of the game and
Even then we still came in last place
even after the literal creator of the game spawned our game and hop does yeah
we were not good at that game war dogs yeah where's war dogs as we're not in
here I'm seeing a couple things about war dogs
Hi here. Oh, Grounded 2, Grounded 2. Another great game, another great game I saw in there.
Oh, okay, you know what, there was a couple bangers. There was a couple bangers. There was a couple bangers. There was a couple bangers.
Alright, okay, alright, alright, alright, couple bangers, couple bangers, couple bangers, couple bangers.
Alright, hmm, honestly, this was more my style games, but you know, bangers gave me chooses. Everybody likes it and stuff.
Alright, GG, I'm gonna go ahead and get a burger. I'm tired as fuck. It's 3.38th morning.
I haven't done much YouTube by the way all right. Yeah
Good enough
Fatty, but I mean once
It should be my second meal you probably are on your third or fourth or fifth you fat bitch
I'm just trying to survive out here
By beat by he all right good night gang. I'm guys. They were not targeted ads
I know we saw three fat people ads, but it was not targeted
I'm telling you, it's random. It is random.
Guys, guys, guys, it's random. It is random. It really is.
It re- Yes, I'm sure. Yes, I'm sure.
It is not targeted. I am not...
That fat.
It's a deep state lie. It's a deep state lie.
It's a deep state lie.
You're being poisoned. You're falling for it.
Blackrock and Vanguard are literally in your minds right now making you think I'm fat.
The Cabal?
Blackrock, Vanguard, you're literally believing them.
If you think I'm fat, you're literally falling for their tricks.
If you think I'm fat.
I guess some people just can't see through the lies.
I guess some people just can't see through the lies.
Hmmmm...
How can I gang?
They don't show Raythops or Wardogs just look them up. I would think you would like them
I see a bit of Wardogs. I didn't see anything about Raythops. I'll give up
I'll give up. None of this matters after GTA 6 guys
I'm not gonna lie to you dude with the what I'm hearing about how it's gonna be on console and multiplayer is not gonna come out or some shit
I don't know what the truth is, but I hope it comes out of PC day one and multiplayer is ready day one
I know I've been to everybody's telling me I'm stupid for hoping that but
And that's gonna suck dude. That's gonna suck
That's GTA 6 might flock folksy folksy
I hope folksy I can't tell the inflection of your voice because they're in the chat
But anyone who thinks GTA 6 will flock is literally dumb as shit
it. It doesn't even have to be a good game. They could make a game where you do basic
times tables and that's the whole game and it will still be the best selling game in
history. They literally can't flop. Their track record is so good. Even if this game
complete shit garbage diarrhea it literally can't flop it literally just
can't flop it's impossible you say yes this will be the highest selling game in
history outgambes the shittiest game in history it will still be the highest
game in selling history hmm oh mr. presentable we're doing is one good man
good a man and makes you say what's up mr. Pippin one good man good a man thank
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Uh, mm, oh, Red Dead 3 over GTA 6.
Yeah, I feel like we're like 40 years from then, three.
All right, goodnight, gang.
I'm gonna eat a burger, take a shit.
I'm gonna go eat a burger, and I'm gonna go take a shit.
I wanna eat a burger, and take a shit,
and that's what I'm doing.
That's what I'm doing.
Mm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The records are going to go crazy.
I heard that they spent more than some GDPs of countries
on that game.
First off, sit back and think about that for a second.
See?
See?
They say the US is trash.
All right, but we put more money in your entire country
mention a year into a video game.
All right, pal?
So think about that for a second.
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